NOTE: Guesses in
italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
POPBITCH
11/01
Which Instagram influencer makes people who work for her sign an NDA
forcing
them to promise not to reveal anything about her use of botox –
something
that none of her staff had even picked up on until she put it in the
NDA?
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#1**
This closeted former A list mostly movie actor is probably B+ list now.
He
doesn't usually like to display new beards, but he is now because he is
worried
about that Bryan Singer Esquire article.
Taylor
Lautner/Taylor Dome
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#2**
This ridiculous looking whiny A-/B+ list rapper who once dated a
celebrity
offspring would have you believe he is just super tired and not a full
blown
drug addict incapable of performing any kind of show.
Lil
Xan (Noah Cyrus) (and a few days after this blind item, he admitted he
was)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#3**
For once, this foreign born B list singer isn't canceling shows because
of
drugs. Instead, she canceled a couple of shows because the ticket sales
were
less than 100 people in each venue. No one is all that interested in
seeing
her. It has been kind of embarrassing.
Lily
Allen
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#4**
This controversial YouTube star who is in a family of YouTube stars is
being
accused of sexual assault by an actress.
Logan
Paul/Chloe Bennet
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#5**
The sudden 180 from this former A+ list rapper probably has something
to
do with his biggest commercial partner threatening to drop him for low
sales.
Kanye
West ("Adidas")
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#6**
The rehab need is strong with this former child actress turned adult
actress
with two decent hits to her credit and the impossible last name. She is
a
mess and I wonder who is watching her child while does the mess thing.
Hayden
Panettiere
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#7**
This now former MTV star is not allowed to purchase guns as a condition
of
his release from jail. I guess he would claim he is just using ones
that
his wife has purchased.
Ryan
Edwards/Mackenzie Standifer ("Teen Mom OG")
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#8**
This former A- list celebrity turned reality star turned porn star
turned
drug addict who basically charges by the hour has been recruiting other
teens
and very young women for the guy she calls her boyfriend who wants to
start
an escort service.
Courtney
Stodden/Chris Sheng
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#9**
Amber Heard Blind Item: "By the way, I was asked if I wanted to have a
date
with another actor who also valued their private life (closeted). And
that
was 2007. Can you believe it?"
Austin
Nichols
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#10**
The married closeted A+ list mostly movie actor I wrote about last week
which
shocked many of you has been rapidly losing weight over the past few
weeks
because he is so worried about having his name called out in the big
hit
piece arriving soon. Hugh Jackman (Bryan Singer "Esquire" article)
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#11**
This A- list dual threat comic actor who did hit movies and a hit
television
show at the same time broke up with his girlfriend/sober coach. Last
time
that happened he went on a huge bender.
Jason
Segel
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#12**
This A+ list singer has basically been in mourning since that big life
event
of her former lover.
Taylor
Swift (Karlie Kloss/Joshua Kushner wedding)
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#13**
This married A- list mostly television actor on a show that was given a
second
chance is cheating on his wife with a new recurring cast member. I bet
his
wife isn't so happy now that the show got picked up.
Tim
Allen/Molly McCook ("Last Man Standing")
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#14**
It wasn't pot that this A- list mostly television actress from a hit
television
show shared with her barely old enough to drive stepson. That was coke.
She
is crazy.
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#15**
Ski School: Back when he was at his A+ list peak and everyone wanted to
be
him and dress like him, this actor who has produced celebrity offspring
would
head each winter to his house in Aspen. There, he would sign up for
beginning
ski classes. Often, the classes would be filled with tweens and teens
just
learning to ski. Our actor could ski very well, but would take these
classes
each day because every day there was usually one teen groupie he would
end
up taking back to his house and raping. None of them were the age of
consent.
He would flirt with them all morning and his house was at the bottom of
a
green run used by instructors. He would offer to show them his house
and
they would go and then he would rape them. He did the same thing every
single
morning. The only thing that made him stop was when he got married. It
was
also him doing this that caused the relationship he had been in,
disintegrate.
She was up for a lot of crazy things, but not that.
Actor:
Don
Johnson (Aspen house)
Dress
like him: "Miami Vice"
Celebrity offspring: Dakota Johnson
Wife: Kelley Phleger
Previous relationship: Jodi Lyn O'Keefe who played his daughter on
"Nash
Bridges"
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#1**
This alliterate former A- list mostly television actor from a now
defunct
network hit ensemble show hosted his annual meet the new boys in town
Halloween
party for his "friends." It is nothing but a meat market and the
disgraced
director who is about to get more disgraced was very pleased with his
efforts.
Matthew
Morrison ("Glee")/Bryan Singer
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#2**
Negotiations are already under way for one of these models that
everyone
knows to "fall head over heels in love," with this north of the border
A+
list singer. By the time the show airs, his people want full tabloid
cover
coverage of the new romance.
Shawn
Mendes ("Victoria Secret" model)
(The
live runway show takes place on November 8, but airs Sunday, December 2
on
ABC at 10 p.m.)
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#3**
Apparently the actor that Amber Heard was asked to fake a relationship
with
was the long time boyfriend of this A list mostly movie actor who comes
from
an acting family. They were inseparable for many years. Austin
Nichols
(Jake Gyllenhaal)
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#4**
The celebrity CEO planned a couple news items very recently, in order
to
distract from an important financial filing this morning. Elon
Musk
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#5**
This initialed rapper/reality star is not only being sued for a scam
money
making venture, but the feds are also looking into it which could send
him
back to jail.
T.I.
(cryptocurrency)
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#6**
She walked away from the show under a cloud of I am better than
everyone
and all of you need to suck it. She took someone with her when she left
and
ruined their acting career and then never spoke to that person or
helped
them. Now though, apparently she is going back to the show she once
mocked.
Interesting times.
Katherine
Heigl ("Grey’s Anatomy")/T.R. Knight
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#7**
This closeted A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show
is
trying to keep himself deep deep in the closet to have a chance to be
cast
as the next star of this decades long movie franchise. They would never
hire
someone who is openly gay.
Sam
Heughan ("Outlander") ("Bond")
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#8**
The Impostor - A Dancing Boy Blind: I want to begin by stating that the
penultimate dancing boy blind item, "The Dancing Boys of Hollywood,
Part
I" was the work of an impostor - someone clearly skilled in apeing my
style,
clearly unfamiliar with the real life experience of the subject
concerned,
and clearly aware of what I am actually working on. There is a
backstory
here, I believe: for years, beginning as a teen, I had the feeling of
being
shadowed. I didn't like to walk alone? I didn't like to drive alone.
But,
time after time, I'd circle back around the block, and only find what I
had
passed. I'd turn off main roads, and no one would follow. Everyone,
including
my shrink, dismissed it as a phantasm. But once, at eighteen, while
leaving
a summer job early and off schedule - I had just quit in anger - I
walked
out of the local mall into the harsh afternoon light. Employee parking
was
far removed. I stopped to light a cigarette, on the way, and felt the
familiar
emotion: someone was watching me. This time, when I looked around,
there
really was someone. He was behind the wheel of a black, late model BMW
7
series, maybe 50 feet away. He had blond hair, like me, and wore
glasses,
as I did. If I had to guess he was the same age, give or take a year.
When
he saw me looking at him, he started the car, and drove off. I thought
only
of this reoccurring dream, that started with the feeling of being
followed:
that I was not alone in that womb. Coming on Monday: the *real* Dancing
Boys
of Hollywood.
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#9**
This player is A+ list based on his work for multiple movie franchises.
He
is not an actor or director, which has allowed him to generally escape
scrutiny,
despite his many misdeeds. He has been a close friend of the disgraced
A-list
director for a very, very long time. Back in the day, he was one of the
closest
and most regular wingmen in the A-list director’s party scene. With
all of his success, in recent years he no longer needs the director’s
help to find plenty of young boys, and use the lure of sex for work in
Hollywood.
Tom
DeSanto (Bryan Singer)
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#10**
This three named permanent A/A- list actress always insists she has
never
had any work done, but last week she got two more procedures done which
makes
her total somewhere near two dozen.
Sarah
Jessica Parker
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#11**
This A+ list showrunner airs most of his shows on a cable channel now,
but
he had a network hit. On that network hit, he wrote a role specifically
for
an 18 year old male who slept with him.
Ryan
Murphy ("American Horror Story" and "Glee") (Chris Colfer)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#12**
A pap raced a fan into the brush yesterday when this former A+ list
tweener
threw an empty pill bottle after swallowing what was left inside. The
fan
wouldn't let the pap near the bottle. Really would have been nice of
the
fan just to let the pap take a photo of the bottle.
Justin
Bieber
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#13**
This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an
Academy
Award winner/nominee is hooking up with her best friend's husband.
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#14**
That seemingly always in the news K-pop trainee has video she is
holding
for ransom. What is the video? Her doing lines of coke with several A+
list
K-pop stars. So far, she is not saying anything to clue them in to the
secret
tape she made having sex with one of them. A second ransom perhaps.
Han
Seo Hee
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#15**
Cold Case Reopened: It took almost two decades to get another lead, but
recently
there wasa big one. Almost two decades ago the FBI was closing in on
this
permanent A list showrunner. Why? The showrunner was big into child
porn
and was known for using his studio sets after hours to film child porn.
Parents
would bring their children for auditions and be forced to wait in a
staging
area by the entrance of the studio. Meanwhile, the children would be
transported
to the stage where the showrunner recorded his show and then two to
three
hours of filming would begin. There was no cloud back then and the
files
were really too large for computers. Copies were made and distributed
to
those who had purchased the items and the originals were all kept for
two
years and then destroyed. The originals were kept at all times with the
showrunner in his briefcase. When he was abruptly killed, those
originals
were gone and the case against him. No one was talking. For almost two
decades
no one has talked because all the records and originals were gone with
him.
Without proof, they were all in the clear. No one even knew who was on
the
sets when the child porn was recorded. Until now. One of the victims is
in
the television industry and she was working on a set and recognized one
of
the photographers because of a very unique tattoo. She remembers seeing
it
back then, and had an instant flashback when she saw it on a set last
month.
She notified the FBI who confronted the man and he has been talking a
lot.
They won't get all of the people involved, but they will get some. The
showrunner
was careful that only fake names were used while working and they tried
to
hide themselves as much as possible. No one even knows who the original
buyers
were either because those records went up in flames too. Finally,
though,
some justice.
32.
MEDIATAKEOUT
11/02
MTO News just got wind of an explosive rumor. Word on the curb is that
a
popular NBA player is getting his ducks in a row, and preparing to
divorce
his actress wife. The divorce announcement is expected sometime before
the
current NBA season is over. The couple is seen, among many in the NBA
as
"couples goals." But behind closed doors, they're definitely NOT as
happy
as you'd imagine. A person close to the couple told MTO News, "He's
basically
checked out of the marriage. Don't believe the pictures [you see] -
he's
gone." So what is it that's causing the couple to split? One insider
explains,
"I think that [guy] is going through some type of mid-life crisis. He
wants
some young thot. But he'll never find a woman like [his wife] ever."
When
the news breaks, a lot of people are going to be shocked. We never
thought
this union would ever end. Dwyane Wade/Gabrielle Union
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#1**
That A list rapper finally pushed it too far and overdosed. I doubt she
is
breastfeeding, but that would be awful if she is.
Cardi
B
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#2**
She found someone rich who likes to be cuckolded and he found someone
super
young so this celebrity/reality couple most of you knows at least one
of
are splitting. Not anyone in the Bachelor franchise. That was simply
they
didn't want to be with each other any longer and enjoyed their breaks
more
than their time together.
Larsa
and Scottie Pippen
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#3**
This former MTV star turned reality star got a yachting gig that pays
way
more than a gig she is dropping out of. You would be surprised at how
much
guys are willing to pay her.
Farrah
Abraham Pulls Out of Celebrity Boxing Match
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#4**
Almost a dozen women are banding together to talk about how they were
treated
on a show that was canceled long ago but was hosted by someone who is
an
A+ list host now. It is like a #MeToo dictionary of things that
happened
to them on that show.
Jimmy
Kimmel ("The Man Show")
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#5**
One always forgets she is foreign born and I hardly ever use the
designation
with this A- list mostly movie actress who started on a hit television
show.
It turns out she is finally seeing the side of her actor husband all of
you
know (and you all know her too) and their marriage is going down in
flames.
Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#6**
This foreign born possible body double is spinning a yarn for the press
about
her new album. It was all written by ghostwriters, even the story she
is
telling about the origins of the writing.
Avril
Lavigne
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#7**
This oft troubled celebrity offspring of a permanent A listr who is
also
a celebrity offspring is using again. This will be ugly.
Cameron
Douglas/Michael Douglas/Kirk Douglas
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#8**
Apparently there was not any name this A- list reality star didn't call
his
celebrity girlfriend last night while he was in a drunken rage. Usually
she
can escape and go somewhere but she was trapped in a hotel room in a
foreign
country. Apparently she locked herself in one of the bathrooms until he
woke
up in the morning and apologized.
Scott
Disick/Sofia Richie (in Australia)
41.
TAMARA
TATTLES 11/04
As if it ain’t enough one of them Love and Hip Hop fools is in jail
after getting arrested twice in two days for abusing her middle school
daughter,
the word on Mama Joyce’s streets say things are pretty bad somewhere
else. Look, we really don’t need Bobby and Whitney part two here. So
please take your drama to the west coast or someplace else. Oh and the
neighbors
would like for me to ask you to keep your plethora of dogs locked up
and
not let them run free their very nice neighborhood where the children
want
to play.
Tommie
Lee (‘Love and Hip Hop Atlanta’)/Cardi B and Offset
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#1**
There is still a slight, but noticeable droop to the side of this
former
tweener turned A- list singer's mouth because of her overdose. A
waitress
who served her this weekend said she tried not to stare, but wanted to
make
sure.
Demi
Lovato
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#2**
I hope it is worth it. A crew member got fired for hooking up with this
former
back in the day reality star in cable and network turned really bad
movie
actress turned celebrity turned curb crier turned reality star.
Audrina
Patridge
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#3**
I think it was pretty hard to not expect that at least one of the very
many
people invited to this party would not comment on this closeted A- list
reality
star all of you know making out with a woman most of the night.
Kendall
Jenner (23rd birthday party)
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#4**
The latest contract has expired for this model and her business
arrangement
with the A+ list mostly movie actor. Usually when he makes a model his
"girlfriend," her booking fees skyrocket, but hers did not and the
agency
that paid the actor is not happy about it. They think he kind of blew
this
one off and only posed with her a few times. They want their money back
or
him to step up the effort.
Camila
Morrone/Leonardo DiCaprio
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#5**
I know she (former A/A- list mostly television actress with the long
name)
has hooked up with family members of guys she has dated in the past and
did
that whole summer of yachting where the guy who was paying
her/providing
her coke forced her into some situations with multiple people, but my
guess
is she didn't hook up with her boyfriend's dad, but she definitely
would
have flirted with him to the point he might have thought they were
going
to and made a move and got beat up by the boyfriend.
Hayden
Panettiere (Brian Hickerson/father David)
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#6**
This A- list singer/actor was up to his usual tricks. Of course he hit
on
the only two people who were underage at an event this weekend.
Jared
Leto (2018 LACMA Art + Film Gala)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#7**
Wasted out of her mind on pills is how I would describe the B list
celebrity
offspring of the permanent A++ lister. No one ever calls her out on it
because
they know if you hang out with her she always picks up the tab. Always.
No
matter how much it is, she grabs the check. This is not just meals. I
am
talking about shopping and trips too. So, they enable her.
Paris
Jackson
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#8**
This permanent A/A- list dual threat actor who is also a permanent A+
list
a-hole needs rehab. He is going to blame it on prescription meds, but
it
is coke and booze.
Alec
Baldwin charged with assault after allegedly punching man in face over
parking
dispute
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#1**
It is probably appropriate that your married former A- list mostly
television
actress who is staying at your apartment leaves you a ticket for her
opening
night on Broadway. Right Mr. married former A- list mostly television
actor
co-star of hers.
Tony
Goldwyn/Kerry Washington ("Scandal")
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#2**
Not only did this group give this foreign born former A+ list rapper a
bunch
of awards, they also gave her $250K to come collect them.
Nicki
Minaj (MTV EMAs 2018 - Bilbao Spain)
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#3**
At the same event as #2, this former almost A- list mostly movie
actress
turned escort showed up. Apparently she flew commercial because her
current
customer barred her from using the private jet. Some kind of thing
about
Interpol and drug smuggling.
Lindsay
Lohan (MTV EMAs 2018 - Bilbao Spain)
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#4**
This permanent A list "singer" got in big trouble for positing
unauthorized
video which shows she still is a person who needs help mentally. Her
handlers
were furious and then deleted the video.
Britney
Spears
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#5**
This sometimes A- list actress who is married to a permanent A list
actor
loves to talk about their marriage and sex life. In a recent interview,
she
chose to ignore the other couple that was a huge part of their sex life
for
nearly a decade until that couple split over money issues they
attribute
to the acting couple.
Jada
Pinkett Smith/Will Smith/Tisha Campbell/Duane Martin
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#6**
As part of its deal with the disgraced child molesting/ pedophile
director,
this movie studio HAS to spend at least $500K to promote him as Best
Director
for a recently released movie. He could be convicted of child rape and
they
would still have to do it. They signed this agreement knowing his past.
Bryan
Singer/20th Century Fox ("Bohemian Rhapsody")
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#7**
The reality family is already talking to tabloids and is going to have
a
big cover on Kneepads to announce the split of this A- lister in their
family
from the guy who cheats a lot. This is so them.
Khloé
Kardashian/Tristan Thompson
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#8**
Got a message this past week from someone who I had not heard from in
many
many years. She found some old pictures from over a decade and asked me
if
I remembered the party. The party where this former A+ list reality
star
who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister took turns with
an
actress talked about early today doing coke and making other women do
coke
and doing sexual things for the reality star and former actress. Kelly
Osbourne/Lindsay Lohan
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#9**
A former actor got himself banned off social media a few weeks ago,
when
he went completely off the rails. Very recently, he returned to social
media
under a new alias. Given that his writing was the same, and he
immediately
went around threatening the same people, he didn’t fool anybody. Isaac
Kappy
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#10**
I don't think things are going to last between the B list mostly
television
actress/reality judge and her new boyfriend. That was an epic fight
last
night between the pair. They do not mesh at all.
Jenna
Dewan/Steve Kazee
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#11**
This foreign born former A list celebrity in her country who has never
really
been higher than B- list here even with her sex tape and naked
photoshoots
literally spent her entire multi million dollar fortune on drugs. Just
gone.
Katie
Price
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#12**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who has seen her career crash
and
burn because studios thinks she is too outspoken about her beliefs has
been
caving into the pressure to not rock the boat. So, she didn't bring her
girlfriend to an award show this weekend.
Shailene
Woodley (Annual Hollywood Film Awards)
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#13**
This A- list mostly television actor who is an Emmy winner/nominee and
stars
on a very hit network show was all coked up at the same award show
mentioned
in #12.
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#14**
This married closeted A- list mostly television actress all of you know
who
is not really that great of an actress has split with her long long
long
term girlfriend after they fought over a recent business
failure/possible
embezzlement situation.
Jessica
Biel/Estee Stanley (Au Fudge)
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#15**
Dancing Boy Foreword
Epigraph
The only wisdom we can hope to acquire
Is the wisdom of humility: humility is endless.
The houses are all gone under the sea.
The dancers are all done under the hill.
TS Eliot, "East Coker," The Four Quartets
Foreword: I'll make this short, not least because it
is just after 5am
on the third Saturday of duck hunting season, and I have better things
to
do. The dancing boy called me last night, you see, to write a foreword
for
the expanded version of his forthcoming docu-drama, "The Dancing Boys
of
Hollywood," knowing full well I wouldn't have time to properly consider
his
request, or even read the script. So, I'm giving him what he deserves,
just
now, which is very little. But none of it surprises me. I first met him
close
to 40 years ago during the production of a holiday pageant wherein he
played
the little drummer boy. It was, by his own telling, his first and last
good
childhood experience with show biz. Even then, at 7, he was lazy,
showy,
and overly-sensitive to criticism. Also, he was late, always, always
late.
Still, I agreed to say something polite about his story, not least
because
much of it is true. First, he asked politely, which usually helps.
Second,
he showed me his current draft of "The Dancing Boy: A Hollywood Story."
It
appears he'll be playing a fictionalized version of myself, his mentor,
a
brash, outspoken Hollywood conservative and writer who is also one of
the
good guys. Third, and this part is really a shot in the dark. The
dancing
boy and I share a love of booze, drugs, women, and fast cars – okay
two or three of those things. And every time he gives me a script to
read
I scribble the words "rat trap" (ie p.o.s.) on the title page, the sort
of
hot rod so hastily assembled at the last minute, and so jury-rigged
together,
it was going to take the full grace of God for it to even make it to
the
street race, let alone win. But I keep going back to my one caveat.
Back
when I got started, it was all rat traps. The picture was either going
to
succeed and make a fortune, or crash the studio. And if the wind is
just
right, and the angels on his side, maybe, just maybe, his Hollywood
dreams
will only have been delayed, not denied.
J*** M*****
2 November, 2018
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#1**
She might very well fall in love with the guy, but the man this former
tweener
turned A- list adult singer is hanging out with is also her sober
coach.
The thing is though, he apparently slips a lot. Is that what you want
in
a sober coach.
Demi
Lovato
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#2**
You have never seen someone so happy as when this foreign born
celebrity
managed to extricate herself from a bearding deal with this foreign
born
A- list mostly television actor. Why on earth she is being sucked back
in,
I have no idea.
Alexa
Chung/Alexander Skarsgård
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#3**
With the permanent A list mostly movie actor out of the franchise, this
foreign
born alliterate A- list mostly movie actress who doesn't have much
going
for her other than the franchise has been pulling the tail of her
employer
to try and get a raise under the impression they need her. They don't
and
she is close to being fired also.
Keira
Knightley ("Pirates of the Caribbean") (Johnny Depp)
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#4**
This former A list mostly television actor from back in the day is
playing
super victim again when he is the one at fault. He is the one who has
alienated
his children. He is the one who begs and pleads for money from fans all
of
the time. He is the one who has been to jail for not supporting his ex.
He
is also the one who might be arrested on national television live and
in
color if he keeps screwing over the ex who raised the kids and who the
kids
100% support.
John
Schneider
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#5**
The new head guy in charge at this molesting factory wants to
greenlight
a reboot of a show that was a breeding ground for bad behavior and led
to
the scarring of multiple children throughout the years.
Brian
Robbins, President of Nickelodeon ("All That")
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress has not been paying her
massive
legal bills. She did offer to sleep with one of her lawyers though in
return
for a discount. Angelina Jolie
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#7**
This A list rapper is having to pay three or four times as much for
beats
an raps she used to have to pay. No one likes working for her and they
are
making her pay. She wants to stay relevant and doesn't write her own
stuff
so is having to pay.
Cardi
B
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#8**
The relationship of this foreign born former A+ list boy bander has
cracked
with this former band mates because of his drug use and the way he has
treated
them because of it. He likes to make it seem like it is just a
difference
of opinions and not that he is an addict who is annoying to be near
when
he is high or wanting to get high.
Zayn
Malik (says he didn’t make friends while in One Direction)
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#9**
Unless he shows a complete 180 in his sobriety and gets clean, this
late
night actor all of you know will not be back on the show after the
Christmas
break.
Pete
Davidson "SNL"
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#10**
Apparently the brand and her thirst for fame and more air time trumped
being
a good parent or at least making an effort to even pretend you care.
This
former A+ list reality star is a horrible human being.
Kate
Gosselin (ex-husband Jon Gosselin files for custody of son
Collin)
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#11**
This foreign born former A-/B+ list model back in the day is more
known
for some tabloid drama in her life that she had no part in bringing but
definitely got the spotlight thrown right on her. Anyway, she is
married
now to a permanent A lister in his part of the entertainment industry.
He
yelled at his wife for a good five to ten minutes the other day because
she
was talking to a valet who was Latino. Our A list has tons of racist
bones
in his body and this rant at his wife was Donald Sterling-esque. Liberty
Ross (ex-husband Rupert Sanders’ affair with Kristen Stewart)/Jimmy
Iovine
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#12**
I have to say this Housewife is a much better actress than I would have
believed.
She had me thinking she cared for her husband and wasn't with another
guy
she has been seeing for well over a year now.
Teresa
Giudice/Joe ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#13**
It has been a year since this former A- list mostly television actress
turned
out of control substance abuser has landed any kind of job. Her job
prospects
are not looking good either. She was already difficult to the point her
most
recent co-star quit. Thrown into the mix all the things in her life and
no
one will hire her. She is spending money like crazy and at this rate,
it
won't last her more than another year.
Mischa
Barton ("The Hills" reboot)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#14**
People are guessing it is Millie Bobby Brown. Although, her parents are
complete
jerks, I am doubtful this is her.
Reddit
Blind Item: Edit - Location: United States of America,
California
I am a minor in the entertainment industry. While certainly not a J Law
or
Swift, I am in the public eye. I still live with my family. Recently (I
don't
want to say how recent), I've found success, and am now making more
money
than my parents combined. This doesn't sit well with them. They aren't
poor
but also aren't rich, I would consider us an "Upper Middle Class"
family
not counting my income. As time has gone on and I've found more success
and
as such made more money, they have become increasingly My father
created
my bank accounts when I was young. He's my parent so I never saw any
reason
to not trust him, until now. Five days ago my father closed my accounts
and
transferred all of my money to himself. I told him that was illegal but
he
said he's my legal guardian and has the right to decide if I'm mature
enough
to handle my own money or not. He told me my recent purchase of a new
three
thousand dollar TV (which was for the family living room) was proof I
wasn't
capable of being responsible with that amount of money, and so he was
going
to watch over it for me until I was of age. My mother is, if not
complicit,
in denial. She refuses to talk with me about it and tells me I don't
know
what I'm talking about. Since my father took the money, he's been
getting
a lot of nice things, including a very expensive new watch, a new couch
set
for his space, and as of this morning a new, fairly expensive car, and
I
know he didn't have enough on his own for any of those. I don't know
about
the watch or car but I found a copy o I know the best course of action
is
to get the police involved but there are two problems with that. For
one,
while not critical, having this known to the public would do a lot more
harm.
I know that may seem ridiculous but if at all possible I want to keep
this
from getting out there, which is why I'm on Reddit anonymously.
Grasping
at straws, I The problem that's a lot more pressing, is that anyone who
could
side with me won't. We have a family lawyer who I've been acquainted
with
and have the contact information for, but they're a family friend with
my
parents and I've never personally needed their services so I can't see
them
helping me against my parents. Especially considering I now have
nothing
to pay them with. I do have a manager, and they were the first person I
called.
We met at their office four days ago and without actually saying it,
they
told me in painfully clear terms that if I wanted any more of a career
I
would accept that my father has only my best interests at heart, and
would
drop it. I am NOT accusing my manager of anything to be clear here, but
there's
no denying they h The only person helping me is my close friend who's
my
age, but all they can do is help me think up a solution. It was their
suggestion
to come here though, because we have no idea what There's another major
hitch,
that being while i should have more money coming in next week, it would
have
been transferred straight to my bank account. Seeing as that doesn't
exist
anymore I have no idea if I'll even be able to get any of that money. I
tried
asking my manager about this but was given a "don't Am I screwed?
Final Edit: About to go into meeting, and am changing accounts as described there. That's now the account I'll check for replies to pms about advice being given and such, and will update from if I'm able. Once again thank you everybody!
Edit: Thank you everyone for the advice and kind words in some pms :) I reached out to an adult I met while working who would have no reason to not help, simply asked if they knew a lawyer would I could use. They set me up with a lunchtime meeting today with their lawyer! I suppose that was the obvious thing to do but I guess I was too overwhelmed to realize. Will be showing them this thread and all of the suggestions here to get their opinion, though I personally read everything in the links shared with me and it sounds like I'm going to be alright. I'll be replying to specific comments once I post this update but don't have time for all of them, so overall - thank you so much! Depending on the case and circumstances if things can settle privately I'll try to provide an update down the road :)
2nd Edit: Should add because I've seen a few comments and pms about this, my mother was aware of the TV before I bought it and had no issue with it. She was at the store with me when I first saw it and talked to the sales person about it. I know this isn't very important, but just to say I did consult a parent before purchasing and thought it over for a few days. I don't know if that matters when arguing over his claim it was proof of my immaturity or not, or if any of that matters because he still stole my money, but there's that.
I didn't know what flair to use, if the one I chose is wrong my apologies, I will change it. Also sorry for the novel. I'm sorry for this being so long, I've rewritten this three times now trying to avoid adding certain details but they're just unavoidable. So, third time's the charm.
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#15**
Money Talks: I think maybe once or twice a year, I start a blind off by
saying
something to the point of my jaw dropped when I heard it. It doesn't
happen
often at all. The thing is though, I guess it really shouldn't have
shocked
me. Games in sports have been frequently fixed and if there is enough
money
involved, why couldn't something else be fixed. You would never have
thought
the entire McDonald's Monopoly game could be fixed for a decade, but it
was.
Too many security protocols in place. There are never too many if there
is
a lot of money to be made. For a long time, bookmakers have taken bets
on
the results of certain award shows. One of the first few years there
was
online betting for a certain award show is when this all happened. It
caught
the online bookmakers by surprise when they finally realized what was
going
on. Instead of taking the bet off the board though, they quickly
lowered
the odds as fast as they could without giving away the fact they knew
there
was inside information somewhere. What they also did was make the
favorite
a longer shot which the general public then started betting because
everyone
knew it was going to win. Boy were they wrong. Apparently to fix the
result
in this race actually only took the bribing of two people. That is it.
The
amount of money they were supposed to have been given is $500K each.
They
each received their upfront money of $250K, but nobody knows if they
got
the second half of the payment. Also, it isn't like they could go
complain
to someone if they didn't. When the betting line opened for this
particular
award, the favorite was almost even money. That is pretty rare for this
award.
The second favorite was basically a long shot and opened in some places
at
15/1 but most had it about 10/1. The people fixing this particular
award
were smart. Throughout the month of betting they did small bets. They
did
a lot of small bets, but nothing that would trigger any alarms. They
managed
to bet about $500K at this higher odds without ever betting more than
$100
at a time. Meanwhile, so many people were betting on the favorite that
neither
line budged. Then, with three days left before the award, the fixers
bet
another $500K almost at once spread across the numerous sites that had
wagers
on the award. Alarms went off on all these sites and the decision they
made
was to dramatically lower the odds on this particular nominee while
raising
the odds on the favorite. The public had no idea what was going on They
saw
the nominee they knew was going to win suddenly looking way more
attractive
and they poured money into it. It was never going to be enough to cover
the
losses if the fixed nominee won, but it would certainly help. Sure
enough,
the night of the show, everyone at home and at the show all had their
jaw
drop when this nominee won. The payouts totaled about $12.5M.
"Crash"
winning Oscar for Best Picture over "Brokeback Mountain" 2006
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#1**
The PR and legal team have been in overdrive as of late trying to scrub
the
internet of any reference to this foreign born A- list mostly
television
actor from a hit pay cable television show being gay. Apparently the
closeted
actor with the not very good at it beard thinks he could be a movie
star,
so the people are getting rid of it all.
Sam
Heughan/Amy Shiels ("Bond")
(crummy
past beard Mackenzie Mauzy)
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#2**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity could actually use the
money
she would have made to prop up her failing other business, but got too
greedy.
She wanted double what everyone else is making because she thought she
was
the most famous, and needed. Now, she will get nothing.
Victoria
"Posh Spice" Beckham/"Spice Girls" reunion
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#3**
Apparently this B-/C+ list celebrity of a B- list celebrity offspring
is
having unprotected sex with the one named herpes king who happens to be
a
permanent A list singer. Does she not have Google?
Shaniece
Hairston/Evelyn Lozada/Usher
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#4**
It would not shock me at all to see this foreign born A list rapper
have
to cancel her tour or at least a lot of dates because of the half empty
arenas
she will face along the way.
Nicki
Minaj (UK tour in tatters after failing to sell out a single
show)
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#5**
I don't know what happened to the professor, but on the arm of this
permanent
A+/A list mostly movie actor the other night at an event was an
Instagram
model who charges by the hour.
Brad
Pitt
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#6**
Speaking of Instagram models, this married former A+ list dual threat
actor
is back on television again starring in his own show and is cheating on
his
wife with a model who slide into his DM's.
Alec
Baldwin
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#7**
This closeted network reality star would have to take a mountain of
Viagra
to be able to perform with one of his co-stars, but the producers want
one
of the women to say they hooked up with him because they think it would
be
good for the ratings. Colton Underwoood ("The Bachelor")
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#8**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener is debating whether to reveal
that
his former mentor who he used to call a dad also molested by the former
tweener
turned singer. Actually it was more than just molesting. And yeah, he
should
because that guy is in a position to do a lot more damage to people.
Justin
Bieber/Usher/Puff
Daddy
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#9**
The television jinx is doing her best to hide some money so she doesn't
have
to pay as much.
Alicia
Silverstone
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is still dating this A
list
celebrity but he went into a hotel suite paid for by a company with a
woman
last night about midnight.
Orlando
Bloom/Katy Perry (SeriousFun Children's Network London Gala)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#11**
I really thought this couple had a shot to stay married. He is a former
A-
list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who sucked in
the
movies and is back on television. On the set of his new show he has
been
hooking up with several different women. His wife will be crushed if
she
finds out.
Aaron
Paul/Lauren Parsekian ("Breaking Bad") ("Are You Sleeping")
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#12**
This very tall alliterate A list model got booted off a recent modeling
gig.
That is the first time I know of that has happened to her. I wonder if
someone
stans her ex. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#13**
They can't force her, but this former tweener turned A- list adult
singer
is refusing to provide daily urine tests to an organization that does
require
them from most of their residents who are their not of their free will.
I
wonder if this is something we need to be worried about.
Demi
Lovato
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#14**
This is a much more serious situation than what Lindsay Lohan did when
she
tried to kidnap those kids. This alliterate former A list celebrity who
has
dropped down to C and only stays that high because of the catchy name
has
been trying to buy children online. Seriously. Yes, she has been
reported,
but I wonder if she won't get someone to agree.
Tila
Tequila (in custody war over child neglect)
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#15**
A Web Installment: Apparently the widow doesn't care what she has to
say
or who she has to say it about. She is willing to spill all if needed.
There
are a few reasons for this. First, whatever she does say, she is also
going
to say in the book/documentary. She wants to do that to set her own
timeline
and her own story and make it look like anything, but what we all know
to
be the reality. Apparently she also knows that the other side in the
litigation
has in the past done a whole lot of what they are being accused of.
There
is no way that this person wants that revealed, and the A listers they
did
it for. It is a very long list. Therefore, the widow thinks it will
cause
the person to write a very big check as quickly as possible and that
she
thinks the celebrity recipients will contribute to the large amount to
keep
their names out of it. I think the celebrities won't really care all
that
much, or not enough to write the size checks she wants. She might be
stuck
with just what she can get from the person who did the distributing
which
won't be a ton unless she sticks it out for at least a year or longer.
Vicky
Karayiannis (suing a Beverly Hills doctor, alleging he over-prescribed
drugs
to the grunge rock singer Chris Cornell)
95.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 11/08
Which superstar performer which her own production company could only
get
funding and distribution for her pet project, thinking it could nab her
an
academy award, by agreeing to go topless in a sex scene in the new
film?
After she did the scene however, she changed her mind and cut it out of
the
film. The distributors then refused to release the film, and it sat on
the
shelf for years before finally being given a straight-to-video release
years
later. She was totally embarrassed, thinking straight-to-video was
completely
beneath her as she was too big a star!
Jennifer
Lopez ("Bordertown")
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
sounds kind of foolish these days when she tries to spin a yarn about
talking
to some of her children. She doesn't, and everyone knows it, but she
always
is out there just trying to come up with some kind of statement that at
least
makes it seem like she does.
Nicole
Kidman
(adopted
children with Tom Cruise on the "Today" show)
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#2**
As I told you before, this former A list cheater/athlete nonstop
cheated
on his last significant other so, it shouldn't come as a shock he was
constantly
cheating on his new celebrity significant other. I told you about the
first
three or four, but she stuck it out. Now that he got one pregnant, she
finally
looks ready to leave. Alex Rodriguez (Anne Wojcicki)/Jennifer
Lopez
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#3**
This former member of a reality tv manufactured girl group says that
she
once almost had sex with this permanent A list mogul but she kind of
freaked
out when he wanted to watch male gay porn to get aroused. Aubrey
O'Day
("Danity Kane")/Sean "P. Diddy" Combs
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress that almost every human on the
planet
knows is robbing from an organization she runs just to keep up her
lifestyle.
Angelina Jolie (United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees)
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#5**
This former A+ list singer who now spends his time smoking pot and
playing
with a jam band has an army of social media bots/workers he hires when
he
is trying to start a rumor or get something out to the world. It is
what
he did with a celebrity offspring and is what he is doing again with a
one
word singer in an attempt to make his fantasy reality. She is not
loving
it.
John
Mayer/Halsey
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#6**
That former nanny who made the news for all of five or ten minutes with
news
of her multiple hookups with married men is in demand for all kinds of
A
list men and that is how she makes her living. She even hooks up with
an
actor best friend of one she got publicly busted with.
Christine
Ouzounian (Ben Affleck/Matt Damon)
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#7**
Apparently the A+ list reality star is using a surrogate again. This
time
she is having another boy. You know, I wonder if her husband even
knows.
Apparently the initialed network knows but is waiting for permission to
tell
the world.
Kim
Kardashian (and she announced it yesterday, including that the baby is
a
boy)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#8**
I have said it repeatedly the past month or two that this former A+
list
singer is a drunk and if you hire her you do so at your own risk.
Finally,
people are starting to catch on and she is going to find a lot of doors
closed
until she goes to rehab. Christina Aguilera; Lauryn Hill
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#9**
I love there are other people jumping in on the exposing the yachting
past
of the alliterate actress turned A+ list celebrity. One recent addition
also
exposes the long time boyfriend of this closeted foreign born A list
mostly
movie actor.
Megan
Markle/Eddie Redmayne
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#10**
Kindness: Apparently at least once a week or so, this foreign born A-
list
dual threat actor who does have a franchise goes around London to
various
places homeless sleeping outside and passes out 100 pound notes and
prepaid
phone cards for cellphones. There are several hundred he knows by name
and
many have his phone number in case of an emergency.
Tom
Hiddleston
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#11**
This married foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor pulled one of his
old
tricks this week while out of the country filming. He hired an escort
who
didn't speak English. In the past he said he does this so he doesn't
have
to do any talking to them at all.
Chris
Hemsworth ("Dhaka") (filming in India)
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#12**
Another parent being taken away from their child forever because of the
religion
of this A-/B+ list mostly television actress on a hit almost network
show.
Definitely makes me want to stop watching it.
Taron
Lexton/Marisol Nichols ("Riverdale") (although both are
Scientologists)
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#13**
Pretty funny to watch two old guys last night competing in their
attempts
to hit on the college student aged bartender at a big musical event
last
night. One was a foreign born one named former A+ list singer who
usually
only dates wealthy women and the other was the former cable actor who
is
always going commando. The bartender didn't look pleased at all with
either
of their efforts.
"Joni
75: A Birthday Celebration Live At The Dorothy Chandler Pavilion" (Seal
and
Jon Hamm)
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#14**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is spinning a yarn about yet another
delay
to this massive movie undertaking. The thing is, there is something
physically
wrong with him and he is undergoing treatment.
Tom
Cruise 'delays filming of Top Gun sequel so he can learn to fly fighter
jets
to make stunts as realistic as possible'
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#15**
The Ring: No, it is not about the horror movie, but rather something
that
seems to be much more common than it used to be. Back in the day Heidi
Fleiss
was a madam to a bunch of women who catered to the stars and was one of
the
few who did so. Now, it seems no matter where I turn there is someone
who
is acting as a "coordinator," or "facilitator," as they like to be
called.
They also use the term when describing the exchange of sex for money.
You
already knew about the directionally challenged rapper and how he has
been
increasing the size of his business, by now including men and the
former
reality star who has done so in the past year or two but seemingly is
more
focused on coordinating for herself rather than others. There is the
former
reality star with celebrity offspring who coordinates for several
international
women, including finding women for her ex. There is the alliterate
actor
who was doing a lot of facilitating for the group surrounding the
disgraced
director, but he was growing nervous about the net closing in which is
why
they passed a lot of that to the rapper. Now, there is a former actress
who
comes from an acting family that includes at least one A lister. She
uses
the A lister's name to get very young, barely legal aspiring actresses
and
singers to come on board. She has about a dozen who she coordinates
for.
In return she gets a large cut of almost 50%. The women though are
given
chances to act and sing by using the connections the family has.
Directionally challenged rapper: French Montana
Former reality star: Farrah Abraham
Former reality star with celebrity offspring: Yolanda Johanna Jacoba
van
den Herik Hadid Foster Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
(Bella,
Anwar and Gigi Hadid)/Mohamed Hadid
Alliterate actor: Matthew Morrison
Disgraced director: Bryan Singer
Former actress who comes from an acting family that includes at least
one
A lister:
111.
HOLLYWOOD
REPORTER/EZRA MILLER BLIND ITEM 11/08
Spend a day with Ezra Miller at his 95-acre Vermont farm and you will
surmise
that the star with two franchises in motion does not really exist.
Instead,
"Ezra Miller" is just a glitch in a Mandela Effect-simulated reality
that
the 26-year-old is happy to explain over a spliff. It's difficult to
square
the man who tills the land here (blueberries, turkey tail, something
called
chaga) with the one pulling down seven-figure paydays as Credence
Barebone
in Warner Bros.' Fantastic Beasts franchise and as the titular
superhero
in DC Comics' 2020 Flash stand-alone movie. But Miller operates not at
all
like a typical rising Hollywood star: He has zero personal social media
presence
(his band, Sons of an Illustrious Father, is on Instagram and Facebook)
and
never even flirted with the idea of moving to L.A. (he bought this
property
in Vermont, in an area he loved from his childhood summers, in 2017).
Barefoot
with chipped nail polish and wearing a unicorn costume ("Unicorns are
real,
did you know that?"), he would rather talk about the ravages of fossil
fuels
("fucking dinosaur juice that we keep burning into the heavens") and
the
"polyamorous" community of friends and spiritual advisers milling about
the
farm on this brisk day, marijuana smoke wafting, than how he landed
that
DC tentpole role: "I auditioned," he deadpans. He does have something
to
say about stardom. "If you watch the world, the cults of celebrity and
the
fanatics of celebrities, that's what governs the world now," Miller
explains
between deep tokes. "So, you're a politician or you're whoever, you're
just
a celebrity with a fan club, like me. You know? And we're all probably
mentally
ill. I watch television or the news and I'm like, 'Oh, it's my people.
Were
all mentally ill together. Cool.'" The path from New Jersey kid to
counterculture
nonconformist who happens to be one of the most in-demand actors under
30
started in the manicured suburb of Wyckoff, home of the Jonas Brothers.
"Rev
Kev, the reverend, is their father," says Miller. "He had a billboard
that
I would drive past in the morning that said stuff like 'God answers
kneemail.'
Get it? Like email?" When he was a teen, Miller moved with his book
publisher
father and dance instructor mother to Hoboken (his two sisters had
already
moved out) and began taking the PATH train into Manhattan for
auditions.
The late theater director Elizabeth Swados cast him in a revival of her
Broadway
hit Runaways, which was staged at Joe's Pub for charity. "This guy came
backstage
and gave me his card, and was like, 'You wanna work in film,'" he says.
The
guy, "a creepy reptile manager, who shall remain unnamed," led Miller
to
director Antonio Campos, who gave him the lead role in Afterschool, a
dark
drama about a prep schooler who captures the drug overdose of two girls
on
video. "That was a great film experience because of how fucked up it
was
and like a psychotic filmmaking process with young kids," he says with
a
laugh. "And then I was just hooked to film." Next came his breakout in
Lynne
Ramsay's We Need to Talk About Kevin, with Miller playing the titular
deranged
high school student who murders several classmates with a crossbow (he
offers
to bring out the actual crossbow, which he keeps on the property). A
year
later, Miller landed opposite Emma Watson in The Perks of Being a
Wallflower,
a more traditional coming-of-age story that put him on the top of
studio
wish lists. Flash and Beasts' Credence somehow penetrated his Hollywood
disaffection (they "resonate with my soul"). But he hopes to make more
films
with Ramsay, "the greatest director alive," whose treatment by the
film's
financier and producer after her firing from 2015 Western Jane Got a
Gun
enrages him. "Powerful men, they don't know how bad they want to submit
to
a woman, a feminine power, but they should. I advise they do it
immediately
because they're fuckin' up the world." This
bleeds
into Miller's own #MeToo moment, which he has never shared, with an
unnamed
director and producer. "They gave me wine and I was underaged," he
recalls.
"They were like, 'Hey, want to be in our movie about gay revolution?'
And
I was like, 'No, you guys are monsters.'" He's on a roll now. "It's a
great
fuckin' age of being like, 'You know what? That shit's unacceptable,'
And
it's amazing for a lot of us to watch. 'Cause, like, we all knew it was
unacceptable when we fucking survived it. That's what Hollywood is. I
thought
we all knew we were sex workers." Hollywood's warped
hierarchy
brings out Miller's intensity, but not nearly as much as the subject of
climate
change. In fact, that line of conversation brings the actor to tears.
"Gaia,
we don't understand her. We don't understand how powerful she is. We
don't
respect her rights," he says, shaking. "I'm just an emotional person. I
just
feel things differently. Yes, I'm crying already in the interview."
Often
cited as the first non-hetero film superhero (Ian McKellan's X Man
Magneto
was a villain), Miller has long identified as queer. "Yeah, absolutely.
Which
is to say, I don't identify. Like, fuck that," he says. "Queer just
means
no, I don't do that. I don't identify as a man. I don't identify as a
woman.
I barely identify as a human." "Milk"/Gus Van Sant
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#1**
The child molesting rapper raped a 14 year old the other day and police
didn't
even take a report, so someone took matters into their own hands.
Tekashi
6ix9ine
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#2**
I'm not sure what this Housewife expected would happen when her husband
found
out about the drugs and past escorting she lied about. Sure, she can be
upset
he didn't pay her what he told her he would pay her each month they
were
married, but she didn't get anything written down.
Danielle
Staub ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#3**
This foreign born A list reality host thought she was rekindling her
old
romance with someone who has been in her life for a long time and will
be
forever. He is cheating on her though with someone half her age.
Padma
Lakshmi ("Top Chef")/Adam Dell (father of her daughter)
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#4**
I haven't seen this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor doing coke in
well
over a decade. He is much more a pot guy. There he was though, this
past
Tuesday night doing lines of coke with some friends.
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#5**
I'm not sure this A- list disgraced mostly movie actor from an acting
family
could have found anyone younger and still be legal than who he was with
last
night. As in she turned 18 this week. Where was his regular girlfriend?
James
Franco (Isabel Pakzad)
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#6**
Someone who would definitely know from her side, says this foreign born
A
list singer did ask this underage actress for "sexy pictures." Drake/Millie
Bobby Brown
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#7**
This alliterate A list mostly movie comic actress will always say to do
things
naturally, but she had surgery to achieve her dramatic transformation.
Melissa
McCarthy
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#8**
This you can't believe he is a former A+ list mostly television actor
who
also made bad movies, but he is. At least no one watches his new show
relatively
speaking. Anyway, he hooked up with someone other than his wife at a
big
party the other night. He is such a tool. Tim Allen ("Last Man
Standing");
Ashton Kutcher ("The Ranch")
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#9**
Mr X Blind Item: This former A- list mostly movie actress who is still
well
known, but never got back to that level got wasted the other night and
challenged
this A- list dual threat actress. The thing is though, the handlers of
the
former A- lister will never let it happen which kind of blows one of
her
statements right out of the water.
Juliette
Lewis/Jada Pinkett Smith ("Red Table Talk")
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#10**
Yes, this former A list politician is hiding money from an ex, but he
also
lost a bunch of money in a get rich quick scheme and has been borrowing
to
maintain his current lifestyle.
Rudy
Giuliani
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#11**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress does not actually have
a
boyfriend, so she is right about that, but the other things she says
about
having sex are not true. There was the very rich guy last week who
parted
with a good chunk of change.
Rita
Ora
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#12**
In addition to all that long term drug use affecting her looks, it is
apparently
our favorite foreign born singer/reality host/last name lover got a lot
of
work done to her face too.
Cheryl
Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#13**
This permanent A- list singer is foreign born. It is his time of the
year
right now. Anyway, that fidelity thing with his wife took a big shot
when
he hooked up with a groupie while out of the country. He used to always
cheat,
but life events have made him more faithful.
Michael
Buble (Milan, Italy)
(son
Noah’s battle with cancer)
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#14**
Kindness: He is still mostly an a-hole, but this B+ list
writer/actor/philanderer/player all of you know from his last
significant
other agreed to donate $50K to help find new homes for all the
greyhounds
in Florida that now need new homes. Apparently he also has about 100
people
ready to adopt one.
Justin
Theroux
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#15**
Like Father Like Son: Back in the day there was a franchise. They
didn't
really call them franchises back then, they would just roll off a bunch
of
sequels until people stopped buying tickets. I'm actually a little
surprised
with the lack of creativity in Hollywood that no one has tried to
revive
this particular franchise. Maybe it is because of what happened during
the
final installment. Our actor was a huge star. He had already won an
Academy
Award. He is a celebrity offspring of someone arguably more famous.
Anyway,
our actor was filming this movie and was drinking as he often did at
that
time. He went down to the bar in his hotel which was known for local
women
who had regular jobs but would supplement it by meeting with men
staying
at the hotel. Our actor picked up a woman and brought her upstairs to
the
room. He then had very violent sex with her and she ended up having a
seizure
while he was choking her and she died. Well, our actor freaked out, but
apparently during the filming he had been paying so many bribes that he
knew
all he would probably have to do is pay a bribe. He actually ended up
getting
the police to help him get rid of the body in the hotel room. They did
whatever
they do in that situation and he never heard of it again. The crazy
thing
is, he used to be proud of this story and told it regularly. He stopped
telling
it about twenty years ago but it was one of his favorite go to tales of
being
an actor and having adventures.
Michael
Douglas (Kirk Douglas) (won Oscar for Best Picture "One Flew Over the
Cuckoo's
Nest" 1976) ("Romancing the Stone" and "Jewel of the Nile" in
1985)
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#1**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor had a hit franchise before
bailing
for a new role. The subject of that new role talked our actor into
publicly
coming out.
Taron
Egerton ("Kingsman") (Elton John "Rocketman")
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#2**
Old Hollywood: This alliterate permanent A list mostly movie actress
would
cruise high schools for teens to sleep with in front of her permanent A
list
athlete husband.
Marilyn
Monroe/Joe DiMaggio
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#3**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actor who I wrote about last month
being
horrible and awful to this A- list mostly television actress from a new
hit
show is not a one off. He is awful to all women he sees on a one on one
basis.
Noah
Centineo/Kiernan Shipka
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#4**
Sections of the UK government are selling children into sexual slavery
and
even making it easier for the slave masters to know what the
child/tween/teen
has done sexually in the past. I find it interesting that this foreign
born
permanent A+ list singer has started a company so he too can get in on
the
bidding.
Vulnerable
children treated ‘like cattle’ in care home system
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#5**
This manager to an almost exclusively gay actor clientele who he forces
to
stay in the closet is also set to be exposed in the Bryan Singer expose
in
Esquire for his behavior with the clients, many of whom you know. Kevin
Huvane; Eric Podwall
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#6**
Apparently the diva behavior on a recent trip was nothing compared to
the
verbally abusive thrashing the employee took on that trip when things
were
not perfect. The employee threatened to sue because of how bad the
abuse
was which would have become public. The employee instead was given a
check
and an apology by the in laws of the former actress turned abuser.
Meghan
Markle (loses third aid in six months)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#7**
Now, it appears that even for the biggest of big red carpet events,
this
A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner can't even
get
her husband to attend with her.
Natalie
Portman (AFI FEST 2018 Presented By Audi)
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#8**
It turns out the child molesting rapper was not the intended victim of
the
shooting. Nope. It was the one who got out of there the quickest. The
former
A+ list rapper. Sent by the permanent A+ list rapper as a message
perhaps.
Tekashi69/Kanye
West/Jay Z
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#1**
This former A_ list singer wasn't denied because she is an awful singer
it
is because she was wasted out of her mind when she tried to hijack the
set
of a local singer.
Christina
Aguilera (New Orleans, LA)
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#2**
Sounds like an interesting concept for a religion. This C list
celebrity
of a permanent A lister can trade in for a new girlfriend whenever he
wants
courtesy of the religion. Anything to keep the permanent A lister
happy.
Connor Cruise/"Scientology"/Tom Cruise
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#3**
This former A- list mostly television actor had to reveal the news he
did
this week because someone was trying to extort him. It was news to his
wife
too.
Michael
C. Hall/Morgan Macgregor ("not all the way heterosexual"/sexually
fluid)
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#4**
When you have to settle a dozen potential lawsuits, you have to sell
everything
you own, and such is the case for this one named permanent A list
singer.
Usher
sells West Hollywood home at a huge loss
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#5**
In addition to getting wasted prior to a show this weekend which caused
a
massive delay for him to sober up, this A- list rapper known for being
with
that reality star is also hooking up with the boyfriend of the stripper
turned
celebrity turned reality star turned yachter/turned wannabe actress
turned
yachter who loves guys who do it with other guys.
Travis
Scott (Raleigh, N.C.)/Kylie
Jenner/Amber
Rose/Def Jam Records exec Alexander 'AE' Edwards
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#6**
This permanent A++ list director wanted one of his stars of his
upcoming
eighteen sequels to lose a couple of pounds. Now, the actress who stars
in
multiple franchises looks like she is dying of starvation.
James
Cameron ("Avatar") Zoe Saldana ("Star Trek"; Guardians of the Galaxy";
"Avengers")
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#7**
The A- list singer thought a company gave him some gifts to pass along
to
people in his wedding party. Nope. His soon to be so called wife made a
six
figure deal for the gifts and she pocketed the money.
Nick
Jonas/Priyanka Chopra
(scooters
from @Limebike)
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#8**
Lost in all the drinking is that this permanent A list mostly movie
actor
also has lost millions gambling over the past few years.
Ben
Affleck
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#1**
It is going to be really interesting when this permanent A list singer
gets
a check for the insurance damages and it is addressed to his actress
wife
who had the property changed into her name alone a couple years ago.
Neil
Young/Daryl Hannah (lost his home in California wildfires for the
second
time)
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#2**
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: This A- list celebrity/athlete/performer wasn't
wearing the engagement ring she recently received from the businessman
she
has been seeing for quite some time.
Nikki
Bella
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#3**
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: This about to be divorced A- list reality star
from multiple reality shows was already wasted before she hit the red
carpet.
What she did after with the coke just took things to another level.
Jenni
"JWoww" Farley ("Jersey Shore")
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#4**
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: Our favorite foreign born B+ list
actress/singer
was engaging in the same behavior as #3 before being whisked off her
feet
by a married record executive she has been on and off with for five or
six
years.
Rita
Ora
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#5**
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: Judging by an overheard conversation about the
activities of the husband of this A list red carpet host, there is not
going
to be a marriage much longer.
Giuliana
Rancic and Bill Rancic (E!)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#6**
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: KINDNESS: Prior to the show, this B+ list
mostly
television actress from a very hit almost network show not about
superheroes
agreed to auction her dress and get a whole bunch of other memorabilia
together
for a high school fundraiser for a student who was paralyzed by a drunk
driver.
Camila
Mendes ("Riverdale")
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#7**
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: This alliterate A-/B+ list comic actress/host
was being shunned by a lot of people for her support of the disgraced A
list
comic actor/comedian.
Sarah
Silverman/Louis C.K. (used to masturbate in front of her with
consent)
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#8**
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born B list dual threat actor most
known for his recently canceled cable show is under investigation for
sex
with a minor under the age of thirteen.
Michael
Vartan (Boulogne-Billancourt, Hauts-de-Seine, France) ("The
Arrangement")
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#1**
Just like I told you, this former MTV star had a gig that would leave
her
pay for that staged athletic event in the dust. She also managed to
bring
along a pap to sell some pics and make even more money.
Farrah
Abraham
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#2**
This former A list teen movie actor didn't voluntarily shut down an
account
trying to raise money from fans. A parent of an underage teen
complained
about what the actor was saying to his daughter through the messaging
function
on the site that got it shut down.
Corey
Feldman
(Carl
Brecht)
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#3**
There was a great deal of fighting within this reality family about who
should
be given an award when it was offered by the organization who pretends
they
are legit. The momager's decision went in the face of one of the family
so
they didn't bother attending.
Family:
Kardashian/Jenner
Award: People’s Choice Awards
Reality show of 2018: "Keeping up with the Kardashians"
Reality TV star of 2018: Khloe Kardashian, "Keeping Up with the
Kardashian
Momager: Kris Jenner
Who didn’t attend:
Kylie
Jenner
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#4**
This Black Panther actress was one of its stars. She is afraid to go to
rehab
because she fears missing out on roles. She is trying to beat her
addiction
without going.
Letitia
Wright
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#5**
This alliterate former A+ list athlete who was known worldwide for a
certain
quirk for awhile finally won back a sex tape she made a few days after
her
18th birthday. I wouldn't be shocked if she ends up trying to release
it
herself for the money.
McKayla
Maroney ("McKayla is not impressed")
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#6**
This adverb actress who is really hot right now by doing something else
comes
of as super nice and warm to fans. Nope. She is going to treat you like
crap
unless there is a camera recording her. Busy Philipps
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#7**
Seeing how this former talk show host/other host managed to gain so
much
power and the jobs she wanted, this current talk show host is hooking
up
with the married current head of a network. They spent the night
together
again after that recent award show. She also wants to be his next wife.
Julie Chen/Les Moonves;
Jeannie
Mai
("The Real") ("People’s Choice Awards")
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#8**
This permanent A list host who also has done a little talk show thingy
and
who all of you know is married. He also likes to get dominated by a
professional
at least once a week. His wife would freak out if she finds out.
Apparently
he had a substitute Domme for a few weeks while his regular was ill and
the
substitute loves to talk about it.
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#9**
Back in September I wrote about this A-/B+ list mostly television
actress
with the fancy name from the soon to end hit cable show who told people
about
a two hour conversation she had with someone who didn't exist. Over the
weekend,
she did the same thing, but was talking to herself and posted it on
social
media.
Portia
Doubleday ("Mr. Robot")
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#10**
The alliterate reality star who is best known for the bar show
supposedly
has a boyfriend, but I want to know what she was doing alone in the
back
of a car outside a restaurant with the actor who was on a reboot of a
hit
network show that basically bombed and the lead of a spinoff of a hit
network
show that basically bombed. He will be making the award show rounds for
a
move this year.
Scheana
Shay ("Vanderpump Rules") (boyfriend - Adam
Spott)/Ryan
Eggold ("90210" and "The Blacklist: Redemption")
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#11**
It could just be coincidence, but the last three or four times I have
seen
this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee
from
a very hit streaming show she has been wasted out of her mind. There
had
been some buzz her husband has been cheating on her. Anyway, people are
talking
because it has been an out of control wasted.
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#12**
Kindness: This foreign born A- list mostly television actress who is
the
lead on a fairly hit cable show that keeps getting renewed as fast as
they
can finish a season is paying for college for the children of one of
her
neighbors who is a single parent and can't work because she is taking
care
of a special needs child who is her nephew. The nephew's parents had
their
parental rights removed because of drug abuse and physical abuse. Alycia
Debnam-Carey ("Fear the Walking Dead")
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#13**
This celebrity offspring YouTuber of a celebrity YouTuber has been
seeking
treatment this year for her eating disorder.
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#14**
After bragging about how much money she had even though she doesn't
have
much above the table income, she is going to have to go to court. The
frequent
yachter who used to be a stripper and reality star and yachter and sex
tape
poster is probably going to plead poverty in upcoming court filings
which
flies in the face of what she wants people to believe.
Farrah
Abraham (dropped out of boxing match)
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#15**
The Recording Studio: Back in the day, when this property was first
acquired,
the permanent A++ list celebrity who acquired it decided he was going
to
build an underground recording studio because he thought the sound
would
be completely different than a normal studio. Sounds kind of crafty to
me
and he never really struck me as someone who considered the whole thing
a
craft. Anyway, the hole was dug about 300-400 yards fro the main house.
The
interior was built out, but the recording studio was never completed.
It
was basically just a 1,000 square foot unfinished basement all by
itself.
About three weeks ago over dinner with his actress girlfriend, this
former
A+ list tween actor told her some of the stories he heard about what
happened
down in that recording studio. Our actor never went down there and when
he
asked about it, the permanent A++ lister said it wasn't a place for
him,
our actor to go. The things relayed to the girlfriend were so
disturbing
that she actually called the police to ask if they could investigate
it.
She is still waiting for a call back and doesn't know if anything is
being
done.
"Neverland"/Michael
Jackson/Macaulay Culkin (Brenda Song)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actress all of you know is hooked on
some
serious drugs. It is interesting to note that she hasn't let the group
she
loves so much, allow her to help.
Juliette
Lewis (Scientology) ("Can't you save us Britney Spears? Can we be
saved?
Is Satan controlling the universe?')
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#2**
For the past few weeks, the "husband," of this A- list actress who
recently
ended a run on a hit network show has been threatening to release a
bunch
of information about her she wouldn't want made public. As a result,
our
actress has dropped a bunch of weight off her already thin frame. Kerry
Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#3**
That A-list writer/producer/close friend of the disgraced A-list
director
I wrote about earlier this month got his career launched by the
director.
About 2 decades ago, he was working as an underling for the director on
a
film. He was the one who actually gave the orders to the underage boys
to
get naked despite what he told or showed the parents of the boys.
Tom
DeSanto ("Apt Pupil"/Bryan Singer)
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#4**
It won't be long before this foreign born permanent A list model is out
the
door of her marriage. She thought she was getting wealth beyond belief,
but
now, she might end up being a witness in a criminal trial.
Miranda
Kerr/Evan Spiegel ("Snapchat")
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#5**
This A list rapper might not be for long and she might not have that
new
television gig much longer if she keeps promoting it while being wasted
on
coke and other substances.
Cardi
B ("Rhythm + Flow")
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#6**
Simple math will tell you, that even if you believe her claims, this
Housewife
has had several slips since she went to rehab earlier this summer.
Luann
de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#7**
So far, every casino has given a big no to a residency for this foreign
born
former A+ list boy bander in his own country who never reached higher
than
maybe B list here. His wife was higher on the list than he ever
reached.
Robbie
Williams
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#8**
This celebrity offspring is not really a celebrity other than the fact
she
might get papped with more famous members of her family. She says that
her
A/A- list dad actually got kicked out of the house and divorced, not
because
of his cheating which was frequent, but because he was sleeping with
one
of the daughter's underage friends. David Hasselhoff (Taylor Ann
Hasselhoff/16
years old when her parents divorced)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#9**
That closeted bar star is really feeling the pressure to come out from
a
guy who is extorting the reality star. Apparently there is a sex tape
showing
the two men having sex. Jax Taylor or James Kennedy ("Vanderpump
Rules")
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#10**
This former A+ list mostly television actor who was everywhere for a
good
four or five years and does something else now, cheated on his long
time
girlfriend with a variety of strippers so she finally left.
Drew
Carey/Playboy model-turned-sex therapist fiancee Amie Harwick
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#11**
For the past 72 hours, this former A+ list mostly movie actor/possible
conspirator to commit murder had someone watching him every moment
whether
asleep or not. The people rotated to make sure someone was always
there.
It was all paid for by the studio who wanted no hiccups in the premiere
of
his new movie.
Johnny
Depp"Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald"
(disappearance
of Anthony Fox - business partner in "The Viper Room")
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#12**
Why yes, this closeted foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is a
multiple
Academy Award winner/nominee has hooked up with his male co-star. Eddie
Redmayne/Ezra Miller ("Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald")
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#13**
To celebrate her recent engagement, this former A+ list mostly movie
actress
who was the biggest actress on the planet but has no Oscar noms or wins
got
herself some new breasts.
Meg
Ryan/John Mellencamp
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#14**
Speaking of work getting done. This permanent A list mostly movie
actress
who was once the biggest actress on the planet and does have Oscar
noms/wins
recently had extensive work done to her face which is incredible and
makes
her look a decade younger.
Sandra
Bullock
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#15**
Bad Band Behavior: During Anniversary Month, I like to bring out some
of
my personal stories and some of my favorites are bad band behavior
stories.
There is nothing I haven't seen. Usually I tell you about the bad
behavior
of bands you would kind of expect. Today though, gather round as I tell
you
about the bad behavior of this permanent A list Christian singer. The
guy
has Grammy wins and Dove wins and has sold millions of records. He also
used
to run this little scam while out on tour. He would, as part of his
promotion
for a show in a city arrange to play a little show around noon at a big
church
in town. It was always around noon or even a little earlier. He did
this
because he knew the crowd would feature a majority of women. Sometimes,
depending
on the town, there would be a ratio of 80/20. After playing a few songs
and
doing some speaking, there would often be a little reception. It was
there
he would find a woman or two who he would then invite to sound check
with
him. They would leave straight from the church. His theory was that
whoever
said yes right away without thinking about it at all, he would end up
having
sex with between sound check and the show. He was almost always right.
He
called it spiritual counseling. His wife believed he was actually
spending
time praying and reflecting before his show, so would never call or
disturb
him during those few hours. So, the devout Christian singer who had
millions
of followers usually did this three or four times a week. He once told
someone
that he thinks he also has about twenty children out there that are
probably
his, but have no idea. You see, our singer believed that unprotected
sex
was the only way he could achieve glory so to speak and therefore, he
has
got a whole bunch of kids who look just like him which is why he never
went
to the same church twice. The next time back in town, he would pick
another
church and if there was not another one of equal size, he would just
skip
the promotion for that town.
Steven
Curtis Chapman;
Michael
W. Smith;
Chris
Tomlin
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#1**
This former A list athlete in a sport that does not always seem
athletic,
has made up a full backstory to how she and her closeted permanent A
list
athlete met and their current relationship.
Danica
Patrick/Aaron Rodgers
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#2**
It might have seemed funny, but this permanent A list host really meant
what
she said about this A list mogul/host. She knows he wants to do the gig
solo
and have all the limelight himself. She knows he is always talking to
the
producers about making that happen.
Kelly
Ripa/Ryan Seacrest
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#3**
This A list country singer who did really well last night is working on
a
new record that is entirely not country because she wants more fame and
money
and thinks pop is the best way to do it.
Kasey
Musgraves (CMA Album of the Year)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#4**
This A+ list singer wanted to know which one of her friends was leaking
stories
about her. So, she said something crazy about several things. The story
was
leaked, and the only one who knew that story was the foreign born
former
A+ list boy bander turned stay at home drug addict. So, since then the
A+
lister has banished him from her life.
Taylor
Swift/Zayn Malik (she "was traveling around in a suitcase" during the
summer
of 2017)
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#5**
The celebrity CEO has some tolerance built up to the drugs he takes,
but
that can't be said for a family member who was wasted out of their mind
on
live television.
Elon
Musk (brother Kimbal trolled Fox News "Plant a Seed Day")
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#6**
There are always focus groups and such. There has always been talks
every
season, but apparently the talks are quite serious that this particular
city
will be removed from the Housewives map. Something that would not have
been
possible even two years ago.
"Real
Housewives of Atlanta" or
"Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills"
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#7**
Everyone is talking about the fight, but nobody is talking about the
reason
for the fight. It is because the foreign born still one hit wonder is
losing
out on guys to the way underage rapper.
Iggy
Azalea and Danielle "Cash me outside" Bregoli
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#8**
Apparently this permanent A+/A list mostly movie actor owes some debts
for
having an organization overseas fix some things for the actor. The
actor
has refused to pay them after initially agreeing, which is why they did
the
work. They will be paid. If not, they will keep trying to scare him and
I
don't think they would mind if he ended up dead. They don't care about
his
fame. They did a very dangerous job, and wish to be paid back. The
actor
is putting his family in danger just because he couldn't control
himself
when he was with that teenager. George Clooney
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#9**
This former A+ list singer turned B lister with a reality show got
secretly
married to this producer/mogul because of certain criminal charges that
are
headed his way very soon. She knows all about everything so they wanted
to
legally protect each other.
Toni
Braxton/Birdman
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#10**
CMA: This former one year wonder was at an after party on the arm of a
man
who last I checked a couple of weeks ago was still married and living
at
home with his wife and kids.
Olivia
Culpo (Miss Universe 2012)
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#11**
CMA: This A- list singer who sounds an awful lot like a prescription
you
pick up in a mall was coke champ last night at a party, but not the
overall
champ. Bebe
Rexha
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#12**
CMA: He is probably B-/C+ on the list, but his wife is A list right
now.
The guy was antsy at a party last night and kept begging his wife they
should
leave as he kept a death grip on that meth pipe. The person who relayed
this
to me said they were shocked the glass didn't shatter in his hand the
way
he was holding it.
Morgan
Evans/Maren Morris
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#13**
CMA: This A-/B+ list singer many of you might know from something else
is
not doing a very good job of hiding the fact she is hooking up with a
married
singer from another act on her tour. The wife of the singer definitely
was
asking some very pointed questions last night to her husband.
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#14**
This barely legal B+ list singer celebrity offspring of people higher
on
the list likes people to think she only smokes pot. Nope. She will take
whatever
is offered. Her only limit is heroin.
Noah
Cyrus
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#15**
State Protection: There are so many angles at play that I wonder if
anyone
is really 100% in the know and feels as if they can trust the others.
Many
years ago, this international society woman decided to gather together
her
A list friends and ask which of them would be interested in being a
companion
to the global elite. I am sure many of you know the result of those
meetings
and who chose to accept. Time have changed and now most of her work is
done
online on a well protected website behind a wall that almost no one can
breach.
The thing is though, in order to keep it protected, our socialite
entrusted
this very small country, which is not really even a country. They keep
the
site safe, but it has also allowed them to see all of her "members,"
and
all of the "connections" they make. Obviously, this very tiny country
loves
having this information at its disposal. However, they also know the
reason
they were chosen is because many of the leaders within the country have
availed
themselves of the special services of the socialite. She has organized
the
ships that carry hundreds of refugees from the top of a continent to
the
very near shoreline of this European country. Most of the refugees
would
be returned when they reached this point. Not these though. These are
children
which are under the special protection of the very tiny country. When
they
reach the very tiny country, they are passed around like party favors
to
various locations throughout the world, all with shiny new passports.
Our
socialite is well paid for her work in this process. This tiny country
has
an interest in keeping the information about who received what far from
any
viewing eye which is another reason they protect the system. It is
those
recipients who have blocked and wedged and impeded and done anything
they
can to stop their activities being brought to light which is what had
been
happening here in the States. In recent days, our socialite was
publicly
spotted with the leader of the tiny country. Photos were taken, smiles
were
exchanged. Apparently one of our socialite's actresses in her stable
has
the ear of the head of an organization of countries in Europe. The
leader
of this group is married but has always been a fan of this B+ list
mostly
movie actress who had a franchise not that long ago. Meanwhile, one of
the
actors in her stable has the ear of this married, but closeted European
leader
who was in the news a great deal this week. Apparently there will be
enough
pressure placed by these leaders to keep the smuggling lanes open and
business
as usual for all involved.
196.
POPBITCH
11/15
(British blog)
Which celebrity is getting his fetish gear sent to his local coffee
shop
so that his wife won't be left alone in the house with his packages?
197.
MEDIATAKEOUT
11/16
One of the greatest hip hop artists ever has a serious addiction to
opioids.
And it is so serious that one of his friends reached out to MTO News,
and
told us that they believe he will be dead in weeks. Opiod addiction is
a
huge problem in America, and it's creeping more and more into the Black
community
- especially in hip hop. And one of the culture's greatest rappers is
hopelessly
addicted to lean - again. His friend told MTO News: [Rapper] is a
complete
junkie. He drinks lean all day like it's water. Seriously, I don't
think
he even gets high anymore, he just drinks it to stop himself from
withdrawing.
He wasn't this bad for years, but he released his new album, and has
been
doing a bunch of shows and he's back on the syrup. I know he's been on
it
for a while, but his is different. He's drinking way too much. He's
going
to die and he is such a beautiful person. Please put this out, so that
[someone]
can help him. Hopefully he'll get himself together soon. Lil Wayne
198.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 11/16
Which famous TV reporter who interviews all the stars on the red
carpets
and at junkets is so upset about losing his hair that he has instructed
his
camera team about which angles they can film him and the ones that he
doesn’t like. This host of a national entertainment show has also been
experimenting with wigs and even spray-on hair to cover his growing
bald
patch, but all it has done is draw attention to the problem. It was
suggested
that he shave his head and go the full Matt Lauer, be so far this idea
has
been rejected. Although his camera team joke that they are good, but
they
are not magicians! Carson Daly
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#1**
his disgraced reality star from a huge family is still married. He also
sees
a stripper he met once a week at her place. Hey, at least she is legal.
Josh
Duggar
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#2**
This married permanent A list mostly movie actor had to leave his side
piece
back home last night while our actor attended an award ceremony.
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#3**
This celebrity offspring is doing everything she can to find out if her
foreign
born former A+ list tweener is trying to secretly meet up with his A-
list
singer ex. She even tried to put a GPS tracker on his phone and said it
was
in case he got kidnapped.
Hailey
Baldwin/Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#4**
I'm not even sure why this one named A- list DJ went to a certain event
last
night. The guy is racist and he kept saying racist things to his date
about
the people at the event.
Diplo
(The
19th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards)
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#5**
It looks like this J-Lo ex is finally set to come out after he was
spotted
getting very affectionate in public with his long time gay porn actor
boyfriend.
Casper
Smart
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#6**
Now that this life event is in the rear view mirror, I fully expect
this
former A list tweener singer/actress turned A-/B+ list adult to split
with
her significant other.
Hilary
Duff (birth of a daughter)/Matthew Koma
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has a new installment of a
franchise
out likes to pretend he would have walked away if only he had known
this
permanent A list mostly movie actor was going to be cast. He did find
out
in advance and chose to stay.
Ezra
Miller/Johnny Depp ("Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of
Grindelwald")
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#8**
Mr. X: Which recently deceased legend was promising her fans right up
until
the end that she would update her autobiography after her first book
was
accused of glossing over a lot of things? Turns out, she already had
updated
her memoirs, thanks to her ghostwriter/co-author who has done so for
many
other icons in the music biz. She let him put his name on the book and
use
her manuscript as a guide. The reason she didn't put her name on the
cover
is because her family and longtime friends would have been very upset
at
some of the details in the book, particularly involving the legend's
father
and his circle of friends.
Aretha
Franklin
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#9**
This no namer pseudo celeb has things going pretty well for himself
right
now so I'm not sure why he would be cheating on the permanent A list
singer/diva/wine drinker. Bryan Tanaka/Mariah Carey
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#10**
This one named former A list singer had a big crash due to her drinking
and
some other major issues in her life. She says she got sober, but she is
a
long way from that right now.
Kesha
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#11**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is trying to stop his actress ex-wife
from
writing a book about his violent abuse of her. Josh Brolin/Diane
Lane;
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard; Bradley Cooper/Jennifer Esposito
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#12**
It really hasn't been the most civil separation/divorce ever. It
started
out OK between this permanent A list mostly movie actor and his B+ list
mostly
movie actress wife. Things changed when she found out he had been
hiding
a child for seven years. It only came up when they were exchanging
financial
information and he had to show his expenses and the child support was
listed.
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner; Ben Stiller/Christine Taylor
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#13**
Why yes, that was the former A+ list singer who has always been kind of
sexually
fluid making out at a party with the foreign born A+ list singer who is
so
deep in the closet you would need a spotlight just to see a shadow.
John
Mayer/Shawn Mendes (Billboard’s Live Music Summit and
Awards!)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#14**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
all
of you know passed out in a dressing room and didn't finish his
commitments
he had agreed to regarding a celebration which he was being paid to
attend.
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#15**
The Vixen Says Hello: Out of the blue she called. Even though she had
changed
her phone number, as soon as I heard her say hello, I knew who it was.
Her
voice is etched in my memory. Too many late night calls when she was in
trouble
and needed something. Too many late night calls where she was wasted
and
needed a ride or just to talk. She had been watching the news coverage
of
the Malibu fires and told me that Surfer Boy's house was one of the
ones
that was destroyed. We got to talking about the days when all of that
happened.
So much has changed in her life the past decade or so. She is a
completely
different person and considers that a different life. She is making
tentative
steps to mount a comeback, but I don't really give it much of a chance.
I
think she likes who she is right now better than making movies or
television
again. While we are on the phone talking about Malibu she told me a
story
that happened when she was at her peak. She was set to audition for
this
network show that was pretty much a hit and had been on the for a few
years
by the time they brought her on board. Apparently the last "her" was
kicked
off because the married lead actor was tired of hooking up with "her,"
so
they needed a new one. So, Vixen thought the audition was going to be
at
a studio or up north where they had production offices. Nope. She had
to
go to the rental house in Malibu where the actor was staying. He was A
list.
Previously he had been A+ list. All of you know him. She walked in and
he
was the only one there and said something to the effect of if you want
the
part you have to have sex with me. If you don't, then bye. She needed
the
part. It was a main role on a network hit. So, she had sex with him.
She
had to have sex with him the entire season. When the season wrapped she
got
her contract picked up. The actor told her he was picking it up because
she
had been just what he needed but that she needed to bring a whole new
game
for the next season. During the summer, he never called or met her.
Then,
like clockwork, the first day the cast got back together for a table
read
of the first episode he told her to come to his place right after and
the
sex picked up again right where they had left off. When her second
season
on the show ended, she was fired. They were hiring a new "her," because
she
had started to become boring and predictable in bed. She said she had
hit
casting couches before, but this was just a time where she really felt
like
a piece of trash to be thrown away. She tried to warn off the next
"her,"
but that "her," did the same thing for the season she was on the show
too.
Vixen:
Yasmine
Bleth
(Blind
item #1)
(Blind
item #2)
(Blind
item #3)
Network
show: "Nash Bridges"
Actor: Don Johnson
First "her": Annette O'Toole
Third "her": Wendy Moniz
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#1**
My favorite foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress/frequent
red
carpet flasher turned B-/C+ list actress/reality star is back boozing
again.
Never a good sign. Bai Ling
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#2**
Lost in the tribute to this foreign born A+ list DJ is that a woman who
was
with him the night he confronted the man with the child bride is that
she
was killed in a hotel room six weeks ago.
Avicii
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#3**
It didn't take the first time, so now this A list reality star and her
A-
list reality star ex will have to have sex again this month to try and
get
her pregnant and who really cares about the girlfriend of the A-
lister.
Kourtney
Kardashian/Scott Disick/Sofia Richie
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#4**
The recent subject of a deep dive who used to be an A- list dual threat
actress
is going out a lot more than she has in years even if it is just
hanging
out with people after an AA meeting. She is not necessarily engaging
with
them, but is at least saying yes when they ask if she wants to go out.
Amanda
Bynes
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#5**
This foreign born A-/B+ list singer with the initialed name just got
off
tour with an A+ lister and is probably going to invite the wrath of
lawyers
if she keeps whispering the dirty laundry of the singer while out and
about
around town.
Charli
XCX/Taylor Swift
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
walked in to her house to see women's clothes all over the floor. She
didn't
actually catch her husband in bed with the woman. They were in the
shower.
Reese Witherspoon/Jim Toth
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#7**
This A+/A list female country singer hooked up with her A+/A list male
country
singer ex in the past couple of weeks which the girlfriend of the male
ex
is completely unaware.
Miranda
Lambert/Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#8**
This subject of a deep dive who is a former A/A- list mostly television
actress
with multiple network hits is blowing through her money on coke and
hookers
for threesomes.
Hayden
Panettiere
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#1**
The convicted child molesting rapper is about to have multiple felony
rape
charges brought against him for what he has done to at least two women
over
the past several months. I hope he never sees the light of day.
Tekashi
6ix9ine
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#2**
It has been nearly three decades since this promising B list mostly
television
actor died of AIDS. He never got to see the project that would have
given
him his big break. He contracted the disease because of that
manager/industry
protected pedophile who passed around the actor and many others.
Somehow
that manager is still alive and is still being protected by the
industry/union
to which he belongs because they don't want to admit culpability or be
forced
to pay if sued. Merritt Butrick/Marty Weiss
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#3**
Buried way way way down in the story of this deceased A- list mostly
movie
actor is the admission he had nothing to do with the actor's death even
though
the headline implies otherwise. The permanent A list mostly movie actor
is
trying to shift the blame he has received as of late for the death so
his
team is working hard to make it seem like the dead actor is 100% to
blame
when no one believes that. River Phoenix/Johnny Depp
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#4**
Apparently this disgraced A list mostly movie actor was asked to leave
a
SE Asian country after engaging in sexual activities with a minor. It
was
actually several.
Kevin
Spacey
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#5**
Usually by now, the scary low demand ticket sales begin to rise for
this
permanent A list "singer." It isn't happening though. The casino will
make
sure not to have her look bad and will make sure every show is sold
out,
but they won't do it again for another run so this might be it for the
residency.
Britney
Spears
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#6**
This alliterate A- list mostly television actress from a hit network
show
got her fame from something other than acting. Not sure why she doesn't
announce
her split with her boyfriend considering he is now hooking up with
someone
else. Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")/Dawes musician Taylor Goldsmith
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#7**
The mother of this foreign born A list rapper has enabled a relative by
procuring
young women for him to molest.
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#8**
This former A list mostly movie actor turned A list mostly television
actor
is known by all and is permanently A list. He also cheated on his wife
this
week while out of the country because he says it helps keep his body in
tune.
Rob
Lowe (filming his British cop drama "Wild Bill" in England)
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#1**
One person not sweating the feds investigation into some rappers is
this
directionally challenged one. He knows that the people he works with
have
paid off the right people so he never has to panic about anything.
French
Montana
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#2**
This foreign born former Housewife didn't do the actual sexing up of
the
permanent A list musician/mogul, but did arrange for one of her
friends/employees
to service the married musician. She promised discretion, but really
didn't
do a good job of it.
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#3**
This A list singing duo who work with a lot of others too, took a big
chance
by using coke at a recent performance. The owner of that establishment
has
a zero tolerance policy when it comes to coke and would have kicked
them
out no matter who they are.
"Florida
Georgia Line" (53rd Academy of Country Music Awards/MGM Grand Garden
Arena
in Las Vegas, Nevada)
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#4**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who actually has a small
role
in a franchise will probably get an Oscar nomination this year. She is
also
hooking up with a married producer from that same film.
Elizabeth
Debicki ("Widows") ("Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3")
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#5**
This closeted foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor has been
bringing
out his wife more in the last month than he has in the 18 months before
that.
He knows he might be on the chopping block with the magazine article
and
wants to get a bunch of positive publicity to offset whatever damage it
causes.
Hugh
Jackman/Deborra-lee Furness (Esquire magazine)
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#6**
This former A/A- list mostly television actress who loves to sing can't
get
work. Apparently she made the wrong people mad and was already
basically
blacklisted by her former boss after she said some things when he
wouldn't
hire her for a big series.
Lea
Michele/Ryan Murphy ("Glee") ("American Horror Story")
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#7**
The supposed girlfriend of this B list celebrity offspring/actor of
someone
really high up the list was yachting this weekend even though the
boyfriend
was in town. You would think he would just pay her to be his beard, but
she
says she thinks she can find a husband yachting so he comes with her on
the
trips to give them both cover.
Patrick
Schwarzenegger/Abby Champion
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#8**
Now that one rapist is off the street, the next step is to get this
celebrity
serial rapist off the street. I have written about him about before and
he
hasn't slowed down at all. The thing is that now he has the support of
the
foreign born A+ list singer/rapper/former actor who also supported
Tekashi
and also enjoys underage women. Our serial rapist is also being given
support
by the former A+ list rapper who also supported Tekashi and thinks of
the
serial rapist as a best friend and protege. Women everywhere have
complained
and called him out by name when it comes to rape, but the people
mentioned
above tell women he is OK and then they end up getting raped too.
Celebrity
serial rapist: Ian Connor
Foreign born A+ list singer/rapper/former actor: Drake
Former A+ list rapper: Kanye West
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#9**
Contrary to some tabloid reports, I think the only way this permanent A
list
singer who started off doing something else in entertainment would
divorce
her husband is if he got another woman pregnant. She has come to terms
with
the constant cheating and just asks that he not embarrass her by
flaunting
the affairs in public. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#10**
The confrontational stance taken by this former tweener turned A- list
adult
singer shows me she is not quite right yet after her near death
experience
and I'm not convinced she is clean.
Demi
Lovato
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#11**
Apparently the closeted but is he really closeted spouse of a Housewife
unwittingly allowed himself to be recorded pleasuring a man. It is a 40
second
video and for about 7 or 8 seconds of the video there is a very clear
shot
of the face of the spouse. It was taken at least two years ago, but is
just
surfacing now because someone managed to pull it off their phone which
had
been dead for almost the same amount of time.
Michael
Darby (Ashley) ("Real Housewives of the Potomac")
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#12**
Showing that she is always up for a party, this A- list celebrity
offspring
of an Academy Award winner did some lines of coke at an after party
last
night.
Lily
Collins (Phil Collins - Best Music, Original Song - "Tarzan" (1999) for
the
song "You'll Be In My Heart") (Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And
Sciences'
10th Annual Governors Awards)
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#13**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor ALL of you know who blew one
great
shot at some serious television money slapped a woman who turned him
down
this weekend. He still thinks he is the greatest gift ever to women,
but
only those very young are interested in him and he is just not a nice
guy.
Ryan
Phillippe ("Shooter") (1st Annual Celebrity Beach Soccer Presented By
GACP
Sports & Sports Illustrated)
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#14**
You know when you have a good friend who knows what you want to know
about
someone. Just a definitive answer about the foreign born C- list actor
with
the A+ list connections. That actress friend sent me, in response to my
inquiry
whether she thought he would hit on her was
"lolololololololololololololololol."
Oh, and he was very hesitant to even discuss the A+ list connection.
Emma
Stone/Joe Alwyn/Taylor Swift
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#15**
First Time: This A- list mostly movie actor is definitely headed to an
Oscar
nomination this year and at this point is likely looking at a win. A
few
years back, our actor was making a movie. It was one of his bigger
first
breaks. Even though the movie didn't do great and no one liked it, the
actor
says it will always be memorable for him. Why? Apparently he had sex
with
his first man and his first woman and it happened at the same time. The
man
was this A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family and the woman
was
this A- list mostly movie actress. For weeks, the pair had been teasing
and
seducing the young actor and it finally came to a head one night when
they
gave him a couple of pills and some booze and told him to relax. The
actor
was legal at the time and said it was surreal. He also said that as
much
as he might have enjoyed that first night, that he probably would not
have
done what he had done if not for the pills and booze. When the actress
and
actor came back for seconds to speak a couple of nights later, he told
them
no. They didn't talk to him the rest of the shoot.
Timothee
Chalamet ("Beautiful
Boy")/Amber
Heard and James Franco ("The Adderall Diaries")
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#1**
This A- list rapper/author/composer is posting photos to his social
media
of clearly underage girls in sexual positions.
Lil
B
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#2**
I don't know why this foreign born alliterate A- list dual threat
actress
would be surprised at being accused of harassment. When one sends
hundreds
of texts a day and makes a couple dozen phone calls, that sounds a lot
like
harassment. The thing is though, it is really starting to make
producers
and studio nervous about the interviews our actress is going to have to
undertake
as part of her new role.
Ruby
Rose ("Batwoman") (ex-girlfriend "The Veronicas" singer Jessica
Origliasso)
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly television actor from multiple hit network
shows
also was pretty close to an A+ list mostly movie actor. He has been
coming
down hard on this former A list mostly television actress from multiple
hit
network shows. Apparently she has been talking about that history
between
the pair and the awful thing they did and he wants it shut down. I
don't
think he would mind if she actually killed herself. I also think he has
been
encouraging it. Charlie Sheen/Heather Locklear (molested her
daughter
Ava Sambora)
(placed
on psychiatric hold)
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#4**
The drug use is getting out of control for this alliterate former boy
bander
turned A- list adult singer.
Joe
Jonas
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#5**
The lead actress of this very popular cable show wanted out because of
some
bad blood between her and a co-star she has accused of harassment. So,
kind
of out of nowhere, the show was canceled by the cable channel despite
its
huge following online and in viewers.
Katherine
McNamara ("Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments"/Freeform)
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#6**
This mostly closeted A- list three named actress says that another
three
named actress who is not in the closet was super aggressive with the
mostly
closeted actress and wouldn't take no for an answer and only stopped
when
the A- lister started yelling. Chloë Grace Moretz/Evan Rachel
Wood
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#7**
The only way things are going to get better in that MTV marriage is
when
the husband comes out and just embraces who he is. The hiding thing is
just
ripping everything apart.
Tyler
Baltierra/Catelyn Lowell ("Teen Mom")
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#8**
Over the last couple months, what seems like the last remaining insider
in
the NXIVM scandal has basically shut down communication with everyone
including
me. What were fairly frequent emails has turned into infrequent screeds
and
links to positive thinking news articles and message boards. Then, two
nights
ago, that changed when the insider was ticked off. Lies, lies lies was
the
subject line and for two paragraphs, the insider described multiple
times
that the former almost network actress forced women to have sex with
her
and then would hold them while the leader had sex with the woman. Other
times,
the leader would force our actress to have sex with another woman in
front
of him and would give instructions. If the instructions were not
carried
out, the actress would make the other woman do as she was told. On
multiple
occasions, the other woman was the celebrity offspring of this actress.
In
addition, our insider said that if the actress thought someone was not
doing
a good enough job of pleasing her or the leader she would subject the
woman
to hours of instruction which was confinement and isolation and denial
of
food until they became more compliant. If there was a woman that the
leader
really wanted to have sex with but was not being compliant, the actress
would
force feed her drugs, often addictive drugs to get them hooked. If the
addiction
would get out of control, the subject would be put an isolation and
forced
to go cold turkey for days. This cycle would often play out multiple
times.
Insider:
Sara Bronfman
Former almost network actress: Allison Mack ("Smallville")
Celebrity offspring of this actress: India Oxenberg (Catherine
Oxenberg)
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#9**
This always a jerk A- list mostly movie actor was doing the rounds at
Sirius
while promoting his latest project. He refused to be interviewed by one
female
reporter though because apparently she had refused to sleep with him a
few
years ago when he was promoting a different interview so he thought she
would
have it out for him this time around.
Jesse
Eisenberg
("Sway in the Morning")
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#10**
How long has it been since you heard this former almost A- list mostly
movie
actress walking out of a store with something that doesn't belong to
her.
It used to be an everyday thing back in the day. Apparently it happened
this
weekend, but she says it is all a misunderstanding and that the owners
didn't
call the police. She just forgot to take out a pair of earrings she
tried
on before walking out of the store.
Lindsay
Lohan (in NYC)
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#11**
Dating for this former A+ list mostly movie comic actor who got his
start
on television is hitting up a private, members only website and
ordering
a woman to come to his place for a few hours.
Jim
Carrey
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#12**
The foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee does realize she is dating a serial cheater disguised as
an
actor right? I mean, he will literally hit on any woman who shows the
slightest
interest in him. I hope she doesn't think he can be faithful for longer
than
a few days at a time.
Naomi
Watts/Billy Crudup
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#13**
I wrote about this a couple days ago, but nobody has guessed both
people
correctly yet. This is about an evil man and one of his victims. Many
of
you were introduced to this evil man by a certain film. He has
destroyed
far more lives than is generally known. About 4 decades ago, he set up
managing
child actors in another state. One of many child actors whom this evil
man
groomed, raped, and passed around to his friends in the entertainment
business
died before the age of 30, about 3 decades ago. In the years before his
death,
this actor worked steadily, in mostly television bit parts. Merritt
Butrick/Michael Harrah
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#14**
This foreign born permanent A list athlete said an attempt was made on
her
life after she refused to travel to a country and spend some time with
the
leader of that country. The people in charge then said it would be her
family
next time and they wouldn't miss, so our athlete ended up going to the
country
and sleeping with the leader.
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#1**
This alliterate talk show host needs rehab. The holiday break would be
perfect
but she wants to spend time with her family. Therefore, we are probably
looking
at a substitute host situation again.
Wendy
Williams
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#2**
The master of theft, hiding money and tax evasion can now add insurance
scam
artist to her resume. The former A+/A lister has been reading about all
the
other celebrities being "robbed," and how the insurance company usually
just
pays. The thing is though, they have also been looking to make an
example
of someone because of all the recent payouts.
Toni
Braxton (5 million dollar engagement ring missing from lost
baggage)
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#3**
I don't know who the father of the baby is, but it sure isn't this
former
A- list tweener turned slow moving train wreck of an adult.
Aaron
Carter (Lina Valentina)
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#4**
Our celebrity CEO gets more manic every day. He also loves pressing his
thumb
down on those who cross him. The latest example is a whistle blower for
an
entity within one of his companies. He has doxxed the person and
reported
them to CPS while also trying to have their professional license
revoked
and private detectives stalking the parent 24/7. He really is a
terrible
person.
Elon
Musk
(Anna
Watson, a physician assistant who worked at Tesla’s medical clinic for
three weeks in August)
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#5**
That foreign born fighting A list athlete is always cheating on his
significant
other. One of those other women got pregnant and the athlete is trying
to
block her/remove her from social media so no one discovers it.
Connor
McGregor (Dee Devlin)
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#6**
He paid her the first time he had sex with her. He broke up with his
long
time girlfriend to be with her and is continuing to pay her, this time
by
the month. Now, they are headed to a guy who says he "owns her rights,"
and
our A list rapper is going to buy her out permanently. This is a
classic
example of someone hitting the big time by yachting.
Post
Malone (Biz Markie)
(broke
up with Ashlen Diaz)
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#7**
The convicted child molester has been telling people in jail that he
has
a plan in place to skip out of the country if he is granted bail. His
country
of choice is Cuba. He says his plan is to play a show in Miami and and
be
on a plane and out of the country before anyone can catch him.
Tekashi
6ix9ine
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#8**
The expected life span for this bar reality star is just a few months
because
of the sheer volume of drugs he is taking and because heroin is just
playing
Russian Roulette at this point. He buys his drugs from the same pool of
drugs
in West Hollywood that has killed a ton of people as of late.
James
Kennedy ("Vanderpump Rules")
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#9**
There was testimony about to be given in a very very high profile trial
that
would not only have brought down one leader of a country, but also
would
shake some very big branches in the current and former governments of
this
country. We are talking eight figure payments here.
Joaquín
"El Chapo" Guzmán (Mexico)
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a very hit
show
which is ending has had a disastrous movie career when she has been
given
the chance to be a lead. She did land a boyfriend. The thing is though,
she
didn't tell her long time boyfriend about the new one. When he did find
out,
they split.
Natalie
Dormer ("Game of Thrones")/Anthony Byrne
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#11**
Kneepads did a kiss butt piece on the A- list star of this biopic and
has
one ready to go for the director too. Money talks and also the head of
the
ultimate parent organization is best friends with the protector of the
director.
"Bohemian
Rhapsody"/Rami Malek/Bryan Singer/David Geffen
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#12**
Apparently this very underage actress did send the foreign born A+
lister
revealing photos of herself. Not naked, but really close. Millie
Bobbi
Brown/Drake
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#13**
This alliterate A-/B+ list comic actress has a favorite game. She likes
to
get wasted to the point of passing out and then lets the going commando
actor
have his way with her. The thing is though, he drinks right along with
her,
so nothing ever happens.
Sarah
Silverman/Jon Hamm
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#14**
They had sex in her dressing room on the opening night of her play, but
apparently could never be alone long enough to have sex in his dressing
room
the opening night of his play. Good thing they have the apartment to go
back
to. If anyone believes it is a coincidence they both have plays at the
same
time in the same city rather than doing a movie or television show or
what
have you, then I don't know what to tell you. This A- list actor and
actress
know exactly what they are doing and to keep that romance alive even
after
the demise of their daily excuse for being together.
Kerry
Washington/Tony
Goldwyn
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#1**
This former tweener turned A- list adult singer is in an ongoing feud
with
this former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list adult singer. Apparently,
despite
their long time friendship she has been calling out his fake
relationship
because she knows the truth. He then started arguing what she does, is
exactly
the same and things have not been the same since.
Demi
Lovato (Nick Jonas/Priyanka Chopra)
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#2**
A little awkward when this foreign born three named A- list actor ran
into
a homeless person the actor had previously used drugs with earlier this
year.
The homeless person was shocked to see the actor because he thought the
actor
was homeless too.
Jonathan
Rhys Meyers (helping out with a homeless shelter in Skid Row, Los
Angeles)
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#3**
I thought it was going to happen. I thought for sure this former one
season
wonder from the franchise filled with one season wonders was finally
going
to spill the news about his much much more famous relative. That news,
which
I have written about here is at the center of the family drama. The
vast
majority of the family thinks the behavior of the more famous one is
sinful.
Jordan
Rodgers (winner on season 12 of "The Bachelorette")/Aaron Rodgers
(homosexuality)
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#4**
This is a reality show I don't talk about much. It, or a version of it
has
been tucked away on cable for well over a decade. There was recently a
big
departure and it is because one of the stars is having an affair. She
thinks
it will be easier to continue if her face is not plastered on
television
every week.
Jenni
Pulos ("Flipping Out")
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#5**
I know they want some ratings but what is the point of having a
televised
wedding between this A list reality star with a lucrative side gig and
her
never ending cheating boyfriend. It will end in divorce. Eventually one
of
the handful of women he sleeps with each week will break an NDA or get
pregnant.
The whole thing will come down like a house of cards which of course
would
make yet another season of the show.
Kylie
Jenner/Travis Scott ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#6**
An incoming married freshman Congressman spent the past five nights
with
this B-/C+ list alliterate porn star who he flew to Washington D.C.
Apparently
she is his favorite porn star and he wanted to celebrate getting
elected.
He left her this morning to return home for Thanksgiving. He originally
told
her she wanted to spend he holiday with her, but he bailed on her this
morning
so she is sitting in the hotel room he paid for through tomorrow and
charging
several thousand dollars of food and booze to his room.
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#7**
Even the weekly tabloids are getting in on the yachting advertisements.
The
yachters or their handlers are paying upwards of $10,000 to get bikini
photos
in daily photos published by the tabloids. Getting into the print
version
of the magazine is not something they are really interested in because
the
customers don't usually have a way to buy them anyway.
Daily
Mail
(Madison Beer; Abby Champion; Alexandra Cane; Chloe Lewis; Kiki Morris;
Ashley
James; Tammy Hembrow; Helen Skelton)
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#8**
Mr. X: Which singer/actress who might get nominated for an Oscar next
year
for pulling off the comeback of 2018 was overheard screaming and crying
to
her agent/lover over the phone for not getting her the role of one of
her
idols on an upcoming TV miniseries? It got really nasty and she hung up
on
him. She really wants that EGOT. Lady Gaga ("A Star Is Born") (Amy
Winehouse)
281.
TAMARA
TATTLES 11/23
Just when you thought this reality show person could not be any more
vile,
she one ups herself. We all hated the way she treated her husband on
the
first season and of course the misogyny channel renewed the season and
is
filming now. She dumped her husband for daring to have health issues.
She
never seems to bother to follow through with her "career plans" she
needed
time to study for and instead she is opening a store for the next
season.
She got a quickie divorce from her husband last month because the whole
"in
sickness and in health" vow meant nothing to her. Apparently,
"forsaking
all others" didn’t mean a thing to her either because not only is she
pregnant, a wedding by Bravo next month will be the season finale. And
for
this she threw away her career?! She’s just plumb awful. Reagan
Charleston (Jeff) ("Southern Charm New Orleans")
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#1**
This married to the wrong person foreign born A- list actor who is on a
soon
to be ending hit pay cable show got a little too close to a yachter and
now
she is trying to blackmail him.
Kit
Harrington ("Game of Thrones")/Rose Leslie
(Russian
model Olga Vlasov)
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#2**
If you go on the show of this A+ list talk show host, she will call and
ask
for special PR favors when needed. It is part of the deal you make when
you
agree to go on the show. No one who could ever be a possible detractor
or
in conflict with one of her positions is allowed to be a guest.
Ellen
DeGeneres
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#3**
Once again, this three named actress continues to amaze with her
ability
to make her own demands look like it is someone else causing all the
issues
in getting a third installment of a movie made. Does anyone really
think
that trashed actress is indispensable to a third film? You don't think
they
could find a niece or something and write the other person out? It is
all
about the money demands of the three named actress.
Sarah
Jessica Parker/Kim Cattrall ("Sex and the City 3")
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#4**
This married closeted A+ list mostly movie actor is just recycling the
same
answer he has been giving for years about his sexuality. When one of
the
young men he coerced into having sex decides to speak, I wonder what
his
answer will be.
Hugh
Jackman
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#5**
I don't know what the record label or anyone else who gave money to
this
project expected. The A- list serially cheating always wasted rapper
with
the reality star girlfriend was unable to do a good job of directing a
music
video. Huh, who would have thunk it.
Travis
Scott/Kylie Jenner (Kodak Black’s "Zeze" Video)
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#6**
Don't believe the hype. These two royals are anything but bff. The
alliterate
one doesn't even want to try any longer to get along because the
foreign
one knows what’s up and has been whispering in the ear of the husband
of the alliterate one. So, the move out.
Meghan
Markle/Kate Middleton/Prince Harry
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#7**
This permanent A list country singer with a seemingly permanent side
gig
is cheating on his long time celebrity girlfriend with a staffer of a
television
show. Blake Shelton ("The Voice")/Gwen Stefani
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#8**
A little revisionist history. This original actress yachter turned
royal
actually did want to continue acting after marriage but her husband
wouldn't
allow it. He knew she would cheat on him because she was not happy in
the
life she was being forced to live.
Grace
Kelly (Princess of Monaco)/Prince Rainier III
290.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 11/24
Which celebrity who has lost a massive amount of weight is now trying
to
buy up all the old pictures of themselves to destroy them and pretend
they
never existed. The amount of effort and surgeries that this media
personality
has gone through to get a new, improved body have been exhausting. Now
this
person wants to erase their past, even though inside this celeb will
always
be a fat person!
Deborah
Norville
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#1**
This foreign born A+/A list rapper needs some funding for a new music
video
or two and doesn't want to pay her half. So, she is doing a little
yachting
out of the country that will pay for the videos and more.
Nicki
Minaj
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#2**
The wheels move slowly in the weekly tabloid world. The times, they are
changing
for this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity. They are
sending
out trial balloons through some of their outlets that are challenging
the
official timeline of when she split with one guy and started dating her
current
husband. Within the next few months they will accuse her of cheating.
Will
they ever accuse her of getting paid to date her current husband? They
probably
won't go that far.
Meghan
Markle
(POSSIBLY:
Cory Vitiello)
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#3**
Out of the public eye, this minor celebrity with the spy/possible
killer?
wife is afraid what will happen to him. My guess is he will be fine,
but
that the time he is away will be used for planning on how to remove him
permanently.
Joaquín
"El Chapo" Guzmán/Emma Coronel Aispuro
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#4**
The former one year wonder turned hopeful reality star after her
casting
couch debut is taking her favorite threesome partner/actress and
spending
time with men other than the significant other of the actress.
Olivia
Culpo ("Miss Universe 2012")/Cara Santana (Jesse Metcalfe)
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#5**
Always interesting when a celebrity offspring in a family of offspring
ALL
of you know including your grandparents if you go by last name anyway,
is
calling out the foreign born former A+ list tweener for his love of 14
and
15 year old girls and how he tried to get the offspring to join in with
him
for the sex. It wouldn't shock me if the offspring has receipts too. If
you
read the site, then you know I wrote about the same thing about five
years
ago, but the former tweener would have them come to wherever he was
living.
No one will do anything about it.
Conrad
Hilton/Justin Bieber
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has lost some shine over
the
past year or so, also directs. She was in her element this week with
the
married cabinet member she sees every time she flies to this country.
Angelina
Jolie (London)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#7**
This troubled celebrity offspring who has been used and abused since
her
early teens because of her hands off parents who lived their own lives
recently
had another abortion. Apparently it is her third or fourth.
Willow
Smith (Jada Pinkett and Will Smith) ("cutting" herself at 9 years
old)
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25 **#8**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor may never be able to fully
recover
from taking that book turned franchise. He certainly hates that he was
a
part of it. Anyway, he is hooking up with someone other than his wife
and
told the mistress he wants a fresh start in everything.
Jamie
Dornan ("Fifty Shades of Grey")
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#1**
This B- list host/reality star was always being busted cheating but his
partner
kept forgiving him. He shouldn't have because the host dumped him for
someone
younger.
Matthew
Ross
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#2**
This closeted permanent A list mostly movie actor tried to hit on this
foreign
born closeted permanent A list athlete from a corner of the sports
world
but the athlete was having none of it because he feared they would be
caught.
Will
Smith/Lewis Hamilton
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#3**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress didn't want to do another
installment
of a hit show but was persuaded after a big time effort. Apparently the
experience was even worse the second time around, so I am not sure what
it
would take to ever get a third installment.
Reese
Witherspoon ("Big Little Lies")
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#4**
Apparently an executive was fired from this very very very large
company
for making sure this former commercial model turned reality
star/yachter
was hired. Yes, there had been a casting couch. No, he wasn't fired for
the
casting couch action but because no one knew who the actress was after
being
told a big star was headlining the event. Charlotte Mckinney
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#5**
These parents started off well with making sure that their A-/B+ list
offspring
stayed away from possible predators, but they have really started to
slack
off and the offspring has been seen at dinners and at parties with men
double
and triple her age.
Kaia
Gerber (Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber)
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#6**
Apparently this married A/A- list mostly movie actor ALL of you know
used
the stem of a wine bottle with a fan he was hooking up with in a hotel
he
met at an event. The stem broke and they had to rush to an emergency
room.
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#7**
A few months ago, prior to the release of this movie I told you about a
fake
relationship between two co-stars in this biopic. Apparently the
actress
in this wants out as her real boyfriend is getting upset and she even
started
posting photos of the two together. Our actor's people though are
really
pressing hard to keep the showmance going throw award season.
Rami
Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody")/Lucy Boynton
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#8**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit movie
franchise
and multiple hit network television shows did a recent endorsement kind
of
shoot but was dying laughing. She was supposed to find things on a
store
shelf and then randomly be photographed with them. The thing is though,
the
store didn't like any of the items so went to a different store and
bought
items for the shoot.
Alyson
Hannigan
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#9**
Almost a year ago, I told you about the foreign born one named singer
who
roamed around the A list for a bit hooking up with the then attached
music
producer. She denied it and said it just wasn't true. Well, if it
wasn't
true then why does the former A- list writer/actress still hate the one
named
singer. Yeah, thought so.
Lorde/Jack
Antonoff/Lena Dunham
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#10**
After reading the interview with this foreign born A list singer, I
think
he came across as a guy who wants to come out of the closet, but
doesn't
know how because his team wants him to do one thing and his heart is
telling
him another. He just is not good with beards and doesn't know what to
do
so it all looks fake. His team needs to realize that.
Shawn
Mendes
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#11**
Almost too obscure to make it into the blinds, but this former B- list
reality
star who was on an ensemble show featuring the former yachter turned
stay
at home apologist for her skeevy rich serial cheating boyfriend who has
a
celebrity offspring decided to take back her serial cheating husband.
I'm
not sure why she did, but she should know he is still cheating on her.
Former B- list reality star: Shawna Craig (Lorenzo Lamas)
Former
yachter: Shiva Safai ("Second Wives Club")
Boyfriend: Mohamed Hadid (affair with Polish model Justyna Monde)
Celebrity offspring: Bella, Gigi and Anwar
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#12**
This permanent A list singer who had his best days a few decades ago
still
fronts the band that made him famous. He says he was intentionally
poisoned
by someone posing as a caterer who left immediately after administering
it
in some food.
Axl
Rose ("Guns N’ Roses") (concert in Dubai)
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#13**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is married. Apparently his
wedding
vows did not keep him from having a one night stand with a co-star
while
doing press outside the country.
Jamie
Dornan ("Robin Hood" New York Screening)
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#14**
This A list singer who used to do some acting as a tween/teen might not
knowingly
be milking a life event for press coverage, but her manager sure is and
sends
out pitches every day to tabloids and magazines and reporters trying to
tie
the two together.
Ariana
Grande (death of Mac Miller)
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#15**
Government Cooperation: Many decades ago there was a famous UFO
author/researcher/filmmaker who also remarkably enough also was the
creator
of a long lasting children's show that is still referenced today. He
wrote
it and wrote the music and was quite the polar opposite from his UFO
passion.
Apparently someone in the government was a fan of the show and when he
realized
what the creator's main passion was decided to help him out. He gave
the
creator access to all of the government UFO files and film footage in
order
to film a documentary. At some point, a higher up found out what was
going
on but decided it would cause more of a stink to stop everything, so
they
let it proceed - with one caveat. The film footage the government was
going
to allow him to use and which he had seen was not going to be
allowed
in the movie. It basically killed any chance the documentary would be a
success
because the whole premise of it was leading up to the footage which
apparently
was jaw dropping. Fast forward a decade and the creator reconnects with
a
movie producer. This producer has done some things, but is mainly known
for
being the sibling of a permanent A++ list director who at the time was
an
A+ list director but still fairly new to the business. The UFO guy and
the
A+ list director had worked on a film together a few years earlier
where
our UFO guy told some tales, but the director really didn't believe it
all.
Anyway, the UFO guy and the producer reconnect and start working on a
movie
that was so cheap it shared a set with a movie that featured the exact
same
plot line with different actors filmed a few years earlier. The thing
is
though, the UFO guy told the producer the same stories he had told the
director
a few years earlier. This time though, he dropped a bombshell. He had
made
a copy of the film the government gave him to use. He had taken a film
camera
and secretly filmed the scene when it was showing on a screen from a
projector
manned by a military officer. Our UFO guys shows the footage to the
producer
who then gets her sibling to view it. The director decides he is going
to
use the footage in a new movie he is set to make. The government finds
out
about the footage and cuts a deal with the director. They will give him
access
to things he can use in all his films whether it is money or technology
or
ideas the government is working on. He can see the prototypes and
incorporate
them into his movies. It is why he has always focused on science and
the
future and aliens and the paranormal in addition to family fare.
Apparently
as part of the deal, he does have a copy of that footage. A clear copy.
UFO
author/researcher: Robert Emenegger
Movie producer: Anne Speilberg
A++ list director: Steven Spielberg
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#1**
Don't believe the hype. Just like all of the other items in that vault,
the
collection of sex tapes featuring this now deceased permanent A list
celebrity
are still around and not going anywhere.
Hugh
Hefner (dumped casket of sex tapes into the sea)
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#2**
This A- list mostly movie comic actress put out the word she would be
in
the yachting capitol and thought she might get a nibble or some
interest.
She got none. She went into the whole thing thinking she might nab a
boyfriend
or husband, but no one was interested.
Tiffany
Haddish (in Abu Dhabi)
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#3**
This former MTV star has gun targets that are actually pictures of
black
men.
Jenelle
Evans husband David "Uncle Bad Touch" Eason ("Teen Mom 2")
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#4**
This foreign born former A- list singer turned mainly reality
judge/coke
abuser seems to be revising her past. She thinks an old relationship
was
a fairy tale gone wrong. She threatened to kill her permanent A list ex
multiple
times and when she got pregnant had said before she feared for her own
life.
Mel
B (Eddie Murphy "great love" of her life)
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#5**
With the money going out way more than the money coming in, this A/A-
list
rapper needs every penny of income she can find so doesn't like people
bad
mouthing her decision to try and make money the same way as Instagram
models.
Cardi
B
(detox
tea)
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#6**
This foreign born former A- list singer turned permanent A- list
celebrity
is convinced her permanent A list celebrity husband is cheating on her.
He
is, but she can't seem to catch him and is desperately trying. It is
one
of the reasons she didn't accept a recent gig.
Victoria
"Posh Spice" Beckham/David Beckham/"Spice Girls" tour
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#7**
This foreign born three named actress who is an A-/B+ list mostly movie
actress
is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has stopped taking her meds.
When
she does that, things spiral out of control in a hurry. Her family
confronted
her this weekend and she threatened them before taking off.
Catherine
Zeta Jones
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#8**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is going through some rough
patches
the past few years attended an out of country bachelor party where none
of
the strippers or "entertainment" was anywhere near legal age here in
the
US.
Johnny
Depp
("Pogues"
singer Shane MacGowan married Victoria Mary Clarke in Copenhagen,
Denmark)
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#9**
It is not so much the fact that this A- list actress who was on a now
defunct
long running network television show did the whole fake date thing with
her
husband, it is that he told a friend that he was being paid to be there
and
had no idea he would be even going until her PR people called him and
said
he needed to be there.
Kerry
Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#10**
I'm sure the significant other of the man this former stripper turned
naked
celebrity turned multiple reality star turned now celebrity again after
a
show cancellation is falling in love with would be shocked to know she
is
being cheated on.
Amber
Rose/Alexander Edwards
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#11**
This celebrity offspring is one of the least known members of this
family,
but does have the best name. Anyway, he has been carrying a gun with
him
and his ex knows and has been taking precautions.
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#12**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is still A+ list right now and
is
still paying this foreign born reality star from a very popular UK show
a
monthly retainer to fly here to the States whenever he wants to be with
her.
Lately she has been staying at his place in LA almost full-time.
Brad
Pitt/Carolyn Fleming ("Ladies of London")
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#13**
She didn't know it, but after losing a bet, this former A list
superhero
who doesn't act any longer let two friends watch him have sex with his
girlfriend. She thought they were recording it, but it was actually
live.
Tobey
Maguire/Tatiana Dieteman
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#14**
Apparently this former A list mostly movie actress from a franchise who
has
dropped to A-/B+ list got into a knockdown drag out fight with her
significant
other and our actress bruised the significant other to the point they
had
to take off work for a week.
Kristen
Stewart (filming "Charlie’s Angels")/Stella Maxwell
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#15**
Money Money Money: Along the Gulf Coast in all the little beach towns
there
are hundreds upon hundreds of pseudo big box stores that sell all kinds
of
beachwear and beach items to the general public. Are they needed? Sure.
Are
there about 30-40 times too many for what is necessary? Yes. The thing
is
though, there are purportedly three different companies that run these
stores.
The truth is there is only one shell company that runs them all. A
shell
company that uses these companies to launder money. There is so much
product
in each of these stores and only a fraction of it is ever sold because
there
are far too many of them for the number of consumers. They don't care
though
and keep building more and more because they are money laundering
machines.
So, you might be asking, why do I care? Well, because one of the
founders
of it is a very famous manager of talent that all of you know. That
manager
has one very big client and one lesser known client all of you know who
are
very very close to the manager. Both of those clients launder their
money
through this front. As this became more known, more celebrities wanted
in
on it which necessitated building more and more of these stores to the
point
there is almost no room to put them in the towns any longer so now they
are
building them "in anticipation of people moving there." So, yeah, they
are
building them where no one even lives. Porn companies wanted in on it
so
the manager brought them in on it, especially because he is an investor
in
at least two dozen porn companies which his two most famous clients
know
nothing about. Apparently things have become a little dicey over the
past
few months because some drug money has moved their way in and they
would
like to take over the nearly thousand stores but don't want to pay a
fair
rate and are making threats against the manager and the talent.
Benny
Medina (Jennifer Lopez)
("Surf
Style")
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#1**
This married permanent A list singer who hasn't had a hit in decades
doesn't
seem the type but he is definitely exploring all of the various
offerings
on board the mogul's yacht.
Paul
McCartney (David Geffen’s yacht "Rising Sun")
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#2**
Apparently this three named actress and us have differing ideas of what
is
a beautiful script. I don't think many of us think the idea of a step
mom
and her underage teen step son having sex or implying it, sounds all
that
beautiful. Perhaps it is best the on again/off again sequel isn't
getting
made.
Sarah
Jessica Parker ("Sex and the City 3"
(Miranda’s
son Brady would get caught masturbating early on in the film, and then
later,
the 14-year-old child was going to send Samantha dick pics.)
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#3**
This three named actor who will always be associated with an A+ list
creation
of his was featured in an article for a monthly magazine. The reporter
wanted
to call it Ego Ego Ego but the editor and powers that be killed that
idea
and made it a puff piece rather than what it started out as.
Lin
Manuel Miranda ("Hamilton")
(Vanity
Fair)
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#4**
What is not mentioned in the real estate listing but an inspection
found
before a buyer backed out during escrow is that this house and property
has
nearly 1,000 cameras installed by its previous owner. It also has
several
rooms which have reinforced doors which are being touted as part of a
panic
room type thing. Nope. They are meant to keep people in rather than
keeping
people out. Hugh Hefner "Playboy Mansion"; Michael Jackson
"Neverland
Ranch"
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#5**
After the backlash this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor
received
for supporting this sexual assaulter who is a co-star, there is no way
the
sexual assaulter will be in a third installment of a superhero movie.
The
studio will eat the contract.
Ryan
Reynolds ("Deadpool 3")/T. J. Miller
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#6**
This A- list mostly television actor has proven time and time again
that
if you hire him, you will regret it. Producers keep doing it anyway and
then
seem shocked when they are on the receiving end of an almost daily
berating
about things they could be doing better. The actor will scream at
anyone
and is miserable to work with.
George
Eads ("MacGyver")
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#7**
This former Housewife may indeed return. However, she thinks the show
needs
her more than they actually do. She wants a raise from the last time
she
is on. If the producers do take her back, it will be at half the salary
she
previously made. She won't take that. She needs it desperately but
won't
take it.
Kenya
Moore ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#8**
Apparently the rash of cancellations of A list singers is stemming from
that
fact the uppers they take to get through a tour have been contaminated
with
something that is giving them awful infections in their throat and
lungs.
One thing it has shown is who is getting their questionably legal drugs
from
the same source.
Elton
John;
Cody
Johnson;
Caleb
Followill ("Kings of Leon");
Justin
Timberlake;
Stevie
Nicks;
Lily
Allen;
Kylie
Minogue;
Sam
Smith
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#9**
Apparently this former A- list mostly television actress from a hit
network
show turned not getting a lot of roles turned A- lister again with
another
hit show which is ending soon is being groomed to take over the
leadership
of that cult you all know.
Laura
Prepon ("That '70s Show") ("Orange Is the New Black")
(Scientology)
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#10**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer not only got a dress
for
free to wear, she got them to pay her $25K to wear it. She can wear
whatever
she wants to wear, but my question is who is financing all of this?
There
is no consistent income stream from sales of the line because of all
the
negative publicity. It was not exactly making huge bucks before and had
to
be subsidized. Maybe they think this award season is their last shot.
Rita
Ora (Harvey Weinstein’s wife Georgia Chapman line
"Marchesa")
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#11**
OK, this royalty took the whole play for pay to a whole new level not
even
Meghan Markle could imagine. Not only did he drop about $4M in cash and
gifts
in the less than two years he dated his now wife, he also gave her
family
$5M as a wedding gift. Considering his first wife lives in fear for her
life,
good luck with that marriage.
Malaysia's
King Muhammad V of Kelantan/"Miss Moscow in 2015" Oksana
Voevodina
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#12**
This soon to be A+ list mostly movie actor/superhero is married, but it
hasn't
stopped that Instagram model from tagging along with him on his press
tour.
Jason
Momoa (Lisa Bonet) ("Aquaman")
(Amanda
Clapham;
Arielle
Free; Tallia
Storm)
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#13**
Usually this one named closeted permanent A list singer goes to a hotel
when
he is going to hook up with another guy. He feels like he can control
the
situation more. Apparently though, he found a guy he likes and took the
chance
a couple of nights ago and invited him to his house in LA. Hopefully
there
was lots of protection involved. Usher
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#14**
I really thought she was clean. Turns out she is using meth again in a
big
way. I am speaking of this former tween actress from back in the day to
not
a whole lot until her old show was rebooted. Usually when she starts up
with
meth again she either gets pregnant or married.
Jodie
Sweetin ("Full House" and "Fuller House")
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#15**
The Settlement: Was she a big named actress? No, but she never really
had
a chance to hit it big. She was starting out and she landed a huge part
right
out of the gate. Not big, but in a very big movie. That is the kind of
credit
that looks great when you are going into castings. At the time she was
beginning
her acting career, she also was dating this permanent A list
musician/songwriter.
Even back then, which is a couple decades ago he was still permanent A
list.
He has been in and out of the news the past year or so. Our permanent A
lister
has always had a temper and has always exhibited behavior that is
violent
when drunk, and specifically towards women. In other words, this is not
a
guy you want to date or be with. The thing is though, when you are who
he
is and are in the permanent A list group he was in and out of, women
don't
see or hear that. They should. It was more difficult to hear about it
back
then because of a lack of social media and what not. Anyway, our
actress
was dating him and he had too much to drink at a party. He shouldn't
have
been walking, let alone driving. Our actress was in the passenger seat
when
our singer totaled the car. The actress nearly died at the scene and
then
again at the hospital. She was permanently disfigured from the
accident.
Our actor never faced any charges. None of this ever made the news. The
actress
never worked again and, in return for a very very large settlement is
not
allowed to discuss the events of the night or her relationship with the
singer/songwriter/musician. He is also not allowed to discuss it, but I
really
wish a reporter would at least give it a shot. He ruined the life of
someone
and has never had to answer for it.
Lindsey
Buckingham/Cheri Caspari (Angel in "Pretty Woman")
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#1**
This former A list mostly television actor who walked away from a hit
show
which is still on the air several years later is cheating on his long
suffering
wife again. Hopefully this one doesn't kill herself like an earlier
mistress
did.
Patrick
Dempsey ("Grey’s Anatomy")/Jillian Fink
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#2**
She is fading into irrelevance as she continues on the yachting
circuit,
but this controversial one season wonder from that family of network of
shows
did manage to turn her one season stint into multiple seasons. She is
also
lying about being all natural.
Corinne
Olympios ("The Bachelor")
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#3**
You know how Jada Pinkett Smith used to never end an interview without
talking
about her wonderful sex life with Will and how we never believed it.
This
foreign born closeted A+ list mostly movie actor is doing the same
thing
when talking about his wife.
Hugh
Jackman/Deborra-Lee Furness
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#4**
Because murder has no statute of limitations, police have reopened an
investigation into these murders from over two decades ago. Every
single
one of you and your parents and grandparents knows about these murders.
Apparently there was an accomplice.
O.
J. Simpson
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#5**
What would have been unthinkable a few years ago is being talked about
at
this cable network. The end of the show that has seemingly gone on
forever
starring people that seem to go on forever.
AMC
"The Walking Dead"
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#6**
This former A/A- list mostly television actress who had a run on a
couple
of hit network shows is selling off everything she owns because no one
will
hire her and her get rich quick schemes have burned through most of her
cash.
If she wasn't so controversial, maybe the former reality star could get
a
job.
Kirstie
Alley
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#7**
This foreign born A- mostly movie comic actress was convinced a recent
outing
with her similarly listed husband was a precursor to a divorce
announcement.
She knows about the long time mistress.
Isla
Fisher/Sacha Baron Cohen
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#8**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is married to someone
higher
on the list. He has a collection of child porn that he thought he was
sharing
with a fellow collector, but turned out to be someone who has told the
FBI,
who are now investigating.
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#9**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor was on a now defunct long
running
cable show and is now in a reboot of a city kind of show. Anyway, he is
in
danger of being fired because he won't stop trying to sign up people
for
the cult he belongs to. Tyler Blackburn ("Pretty Little Liars")
("Roswell,
New Mexico") (Scientology)
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#10**
After so many starts and stops because of her past substance abuse
issues
and networks saying it was not the right time, this former A list
"singer"/reality star got another shot at a reality show and bombed.
Her
actor/offspring husband has his own thing going so doesn't really care,
but
the wife is crushed.
Ashlee
Simpson/Evan Ross ("Ashlee + Evan")
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#11**
This A+/A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
spent his Thanksgiving Eve doing lines of coke at a club.
Jared
Leto
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#12**
Ahhh, it has been awhile since I trashed this Ryan Seacrest
wannabe/serial
cheater. Once again, he decided that his wife was trying to get too
much
fame of her own so he made her stay out of several endorsement photos
which
she was asked to do with him. Such a tool. Mario Lopez/Courtney
Laine
Mazza
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#13**
This foreign born A list singer apparently got too rough with a male
escort
he hired for the evening. The thing is, he compounded his trouble by
threatening
him if he tried to tell anyone or violate the NDA he signed. It was not
until
our singer's friend stepped in that things calmed and some money
exchanged
hands and the escort went on his way. Sam Smith
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#14**
If you are in the Baltimore, MD area and are thinking about signing up
your
child with a talent agency, there is one out there you might want to
skip.
That is of course, you don't mind seeing a picture of your child next
to
a picture of an escort who is also an "actress." Yes, see this agency
got
the bright idea they could hide their escorts in plain sight with this
little
gimmick and be seemingly legit. Their big downfall is they didn't
change
the name from when they went from the escort agency to the talent
agency.
They just initialized the former name. Plus, they didn't change the
phone
number or the address.
E.C.E
Talent Agency
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#15**
Kidnapped: Earlier this month, I had a chance to sit down with a
retired
road manager to a permanent foreign based A++ list group which
seemingly
will never end touring despite what have seemed like endless
proclamations
that this one will be the last and then next one is the last. Whatever.
If
you can sell out stadiums, then keep on keeping on. We talked a lot and
I
got many many blinds to last for years, but one that I was most
interested
in asking him, he did confirm. I had always heard rumors, but I
wondered
what happened after. So, there were two women who were best friends who
came
to a show by this group. They were already one of the biggest groups on
the
planet. This is many decades ago. The two women told the band they had
each
just dumped their boyfriends to go on this trip to see the band who
were
playing in a European country. The two women were from a differing
European
country. Anyway, the women hooked up with a couple different band
members
and the next morning they set out to do some sightseeing before they
went
back to their country and their lives and jobs. The thing is though,
the
band members wanted them to stay and wouldn't let them leave. The first
day
it was kind of funny and the women agreed. By the second day it had
grown
troublesome and then finally at day four or five, they were basically
forced
to stay and had someone watching them 24/7. They were kept away from
phones
which would have been the only way to communicate. They had their
passports
taken. They basically became forced sex slaves for this band and
whoever
the band decided the women should sleep with. This went on for almost
two
months. When the band finished their European tour they were headed
home
for a break before heading out on the next leg. What to do with the two
women?
Apparently one of the road managers was made responsible for them and
he
took them to his house where he kept them for about three days. One
night
when he was trying to have a threesome with them, they ganged up on him
and
got away. Naked. When I asked this (different) road manager about the
aftermath
he said the band fired the road manager which is how he got hired but
that
no one ever heard from the two women. No police came. No one knows what
happened
to them. Not one peep ever. I said that I found that kind of odd. He
agreed
and he thinks the band fired him not for letting them go, but maybe
that
he disposed of them in a permanent way and that the threesome and
escaping
story is just a story.
"The
Rolling Stones"
359.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 11/30
Which engaged star who has made a big fuss over getting engaged is
getting
wedding cold feet and doesn’t know how to stop this fast train the
singer
is on? After a fast whirlwind romance and engagement, this young singer
has
realized that things are moving way too fast and has reached out to
family
members who are also in the business to get advice. This wedding should
never
happen, and if it does, it isn’t going to last!
Nick
Jonas/Priyanka Chopra
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#1**
I don't think that accusing the person who bearded for you as a favor
really
likes to be accused of cheating but that is what this A list reality
star
from multiple shows on the same cable channel is doing. He better be
careful
or she might take him to court and that whole charade will end.
Jonathan
Scott ("Property Brothers")/Jacinta Kuznetsov (engaged to Will Allen,
co-owner
of Montreal’s popular Burgundy Lion and Bishop & Bagg
pubs)
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#2**
Even though it will only last long enough for her to find someone who
can
help her career, I do worry for the health of this former A- list
superhero
because our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer loves to
party.
Our former superhero needs to stay as far away from that as possible
although
drunk dialing the A list ex would maybe spark something.
Rita
Ora/Andrew Garfield
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#3**
With as wasted as she was, I don't think it was lost on any one in
attendance
that this A-/B+ celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister might
pull
a River Phoenix.
Paris
Jackson at the Viper Room
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#4**
There is actually some question as to whether this former network
reality
star turned a different network reality star got secretly married to
his
network reality star girlfriend. In any event, they are still together
which
probably makes things awkward when he is cheating on her with a
contestant
on his new show.
Derek
Hough ("Dancing with the Stars" and "World of Dance")/Hayley Erbert
("Dancing
with the Stars")
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#5**
Speaking of married and cheating, this B list mostly television actress
is
alliterate and still lives off the money she was paid by this married
man
to keep their affair quiet when she was his nanny. Hey, she also got a
television
show out of it too.
Beth
Behrs ("2 Broke Girls")/Les Moonves (CBS)
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#6**
Apparently the alliterate royal is going full on diva and lucky for us
complains
to her friends that she doesn't get enough respect and that she only
wants
to go to the fun events. She is convinced everyone of the staff hates
her.
They probably do. It wouldn't shock me if they end up moving to a
different
country for a couple of years. She is going to ask. She would love to
live
in Canada for a few years.
Meghan
Markle
366.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#7**
Our favorite CEO has barely visited his factory lately. He was there on
the
holiday itself, because his kids were with their mother. His manic
behavior,
drug use, and BS talking have been even higher than usual for the past
week
or so. Like always, there is a reason for this. A major network TV show
that
you ALL know is scheduled to focus a very unflattering light in his
direction.
When I watch his interview, I am already wondering if the makeup
artists
will be able to cover up his obvious coke bloat.
Elon
Musk ("60 Minutes")
367.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#8**
It is interesting that this A list rapper is going to perform where she
is
in a couple of months considering how many secret videos her husband
has
of him having sex with a variety of women.
Cardi
B/Offset (AVN (Adult Video News) Awards/"Oscars of porn")
368.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#9**
Probably a B+ list actor. Dual threat, but you mainly see him on
television.
At this point in his long career, he mainly is doing voice work for
shows.
If you saw him, you would know him, but probably wouldn't know his
name.
He has some A+ listers who consider him to be their best friend. He
also
is getting a reputation around town as someone who drinks and then
gropes
and gets away with it because of who his friends are.
Richard
Kind/George Clooney
(voice
characters)
369.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#10**
I wonder if these two A listers (A & B) would still be best friends
if
A knew that B had sex with A's stepdaughter. Robert Deniro (Drena
De Niro)
Al Pacino; Matt Damon (Alexia Barroso) Ben Affleck
370.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#11**
For once it wasn't Pete Davidson who was a wasted SNL cast member. This
long
time star on the show could barely talk because he was so wasted during
an
interview. They couldn't even air it because it was so bad. Kenan
Thompson
371.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#12**
This former naked celebrity turned host turned actress turned celebrity
turned
host and her A- list dual threat celebrity/actor husband are on the
outs.
Jenny
McCarthy/Donny Wahlberg
372.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#13**
This magician tried to stiff two Russian escorts in a hotel outside the
country.
Then their pimp made a visit. A gun was produced. Our magician paid,
plus
interest for the trouble.
David
Blaine (Claridge's Zodiac Party Hosted By Diane von Furstenberg &
Edward
Enninful To Celebrate The Claridge's Christmas Tree 2018 in
London)
373.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#14**
This Academy Award winning/nominated director who will do some award
season
damage this year too is already cheating on his fairly new wife. Quentin
Tarantino/Daniela Pick ("Once Upon a Time in America"); Damien
Chazelle/Olivia
Hamilton ("First Man")
374.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#15**
Bad Band Behavior: So, every so often I like to do a Bad Band Behavior
post
and as usual, these are ones I have personally witnessed.
#1 - This foreign born one named singer who should have stayed with that band we all love and hate him for leaving as well as for many other things once got angry at a venue manager and urinated all over his dressing room. It was an astonishing amount of urine and he got it everywhere. There is nothing that could probably have been saved furniture wise. Morrissey ("The Smiths")
#2 - This brotherly duo who are still celebrities but, unlike two other groups that burst on the scene at the same time are not making music people want to listen to, used to have a game they played on tour. Breast Bingo. They had faceless pictures of all kinds of breasts on these poster sized bingo cards. They then would get fans to flash or let the band/crew members take photos. Whoever got matching breasts would then make a mark. The vote to allow the match had to be a majority. Sometimes the games would last one night and sometimes they would take a week. Benji and Joel Madden ("Good Charlotte")
#3 - The lead singer of this ska group which should have been two words even though they made it one and was the inspiration for probably the most famous ska band of all time which all of you know, used to carry a huge, thick, heavy wood walking stick/cane thing. One time a fan got up on stage and he took that walking stick/cane thing and jut started wailing on the guy for no reason. Just beating the crap out of him. I think people were so in shock that it took a good 30 seconds of blows before someone jumped in and stopped him. Angelo Carmen Christopher Moore ("Fishbone")/"No Doubt"
#4 - This one named former A list heavy metal band who had their prime in the 90's were an actual metal band. Nothing that said hair metal. They were closer to death metal. Long before NXIVM did the branding thing, these guys were doing it. If they had sex with a groupie they would always want to brand her so other bands would know she had already been with someone from this band. They had a fairly successful rate. About half of the women said yes. "Slayer"
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