NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

1. TAMARA TATTLES 05/01
This reality mom has brought up her children to follow in her footsteps. They have been doing immensely well following the mother’s plan. But one of them has recently gone back to a bad relationship because he is suicidal. Mama Bear is trying to figure out how to get him into longterm rehab. He can afford the treatment, but Mama Bear is trying to figure out how to bypass HIPPA and get some updates. In the meantime she is throwing her daughter at other men. She is literally ready to ship her off on a long assignment on the high seas until she finds a suitable replacement. All the press about how much she likes the famous drug addict is fake. He has never met the mother’s expectation. Yolanda Foster Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik

2. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/01
Women in Hollywood are notorious for having plastic surgery and the reason often cited is a desire to work after the age of 40 or to continue to look luminous on camera. Unfortunately it too often creates the opposite effect and the stranger-looking botoxed women tend to struggle to get cast in age appropriate roles. Well, this young actress has the opposite problem. She’s had no plastic surgery and doesn’t look plastic, but she happens to look and act a lot older than her years and rumour has it, studios are struggling to find the right parts for her because of it. Millie Bobby Brown

3. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#1**
This A list rapper has been told by doctors he will die in the next two months if he doesn't kick his sizzurp habit. Despite almost nearly dying a few months ago, he is doing as much, if not more than he was before hospitalization. Rick Ross

4. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#2**
I'm guessing that the truth of the ongoing affair and possible pregnancy of the current mistress is what finally caused the turn of events yesterday between this reality family and this celebrity who seems to be going down in flames like so many who came into the orbit of the family. Tristan Thompson/Kim Kardashian unfollowing him
(Tristan Thompson booed in 1st Toronto game since Kardashian cheating scandal)

5. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#3**
This back in the day A- list group now just has a bunch of celebs trying to make a buck off their name. Hey, they still sing and go on tour but they won't be going with this former A lister any time soon. They should have known better to bring him. They wrote a big check to one of their employees who said her daughter was sexually assaulted by the former A lister during the tour. The former A lister claimed he didn't have any money to kick in and help pay. "Fleetwood Mac"/Lindsey Buckingham

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#4**
This former A- list mostly television actress who is probably A- list in movies is ticked because she thinks her PR people are doing a lousy job of trying to make her publicity idea for a new movie go viral. Even the suck up tabloids are meh when writing about it. Blake Lively/deleting Instagram

7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#5**
This foreign born very attractive A/A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee brought a date to an event last night and it wasn't his long time wife. Interesting. Clive Owen (Sarah-Jane Fenton) ("Anon" - Special Screening)

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#6**
The mid six figure fee was supposed to be for a 30 minute singing performance and a personal appearance. This former A list singer made the personal appearance, but the 30 minute performance was really one on one time with an oligarch in his country. Christina Aguilera

9. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#7**
Over the weekend, once again this permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was asked about the child molesting director and once again he took his side. Diane Keaton (Woody Allen)

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#8**
With people scouring for clues about actors and celebrities and their past behavior, this A+ list host/mogul is worried about a particular story coming to light. It concerns how he got his start in Hollywood. Well, it all goes back to then this former dancer/host rejected the advances of a closeted A++ lister. That closeted legend who owned a lot of shows and made his biggest money in a certain format found a willing partner in our A+ lister. It is no coincidence that the first several opportunities given to the future A+ lister on television were all something the A++ lister specialized in. All of the producers had worked for the A++ lister before and he called them up. The rest is history. Our current A+ lister just doesn't want to get into that history and prefers a much more sanitized version.

A+ list host/mogul: Ryan Seacrest
A++ lister: Merv Griffin

Former dancer/host: Deney Terrio

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#9**
Don't believe whatever spin this one named singer is selling. She has a coke problem and everything relates from that. She wants everyone to think she is some super saint and that she is fighting a battle and playing on your heart strings. Don't fall for it. Halsey

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#10**
Apparently this A++ list celebrity was confused last week at a very formal event when he remarked to this former B- list celebrity that they had sex a couple decades earlier. The woman was standing alongside her A+ list husband and denied the pair had sex. She was not angry, but stating they hadn't. The A++ lister than right there started listing three or four women who were all exes of a foreign born A list musician that he had sex with and said he tried to have sex with all of the exes of the musician so he must have had sex with her. She then said who she was the ex of and that the A++ lister got the two confused. The A++ lister than said, "Ohh, yeah, I could never have sex with as many women as he has. I wouldn't have time for anything else. I remember one time back in ________ we were in _______________ together and he must have had sex with a dozen women that weekend." The woman then said, "I was living with him then, but it isn't a shocker."
A++ list celebrity: Donald Trump
Former B- list celebrity: Jerry Hall
A+ list husband: Rupert Murdoch
Foreign born A list musician: Mick Jagger

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#11**
This foreign born dual threat A list actor was out of the country and out of his home country this past weekend. He had a weekend of fun with several women, none of whom is the one he is supposed to marry. Idris Elba/Sabrina Dowhre

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#12**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner says that when she landed her first few decent roles she had to sleep with the directors to get the parts. She says she would still do it now if it got her the role she wanted. She says it is the reason she got two big roles last year that were supposed to go to actresses much younger than her.

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#13**
Three very high profile politicians who are on the national stage are sweating bullets. Someone else who should be worried about the sorority sex scandal is the husband of this former Disney actress. He was apparently a frequent customer before, during, and in between marriages. Israel Houghton/Adrienne Bailon

16. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#14**
At least this former one year wonder doesn't hide she is the go to threesome partner for this celebrity couple. It had been quite some time though until recently. Olivia Culpo\Cara Santana\Jessie Metcalf

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#15**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is playing a game of will he run out of money before he dies or not? He is in big financial trouble and he might not have anything to leave anyone which will come as a shock to those people because he told them he had secret accounts. He doesn't any longer. Charlie Sheen

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#16**
Consequences: This is so big, but at the same time, one of those things that no one ever wanted out. Looking back at the last decade or so of the behavior of this actress, this might explain a lot. Lets be honest, this actress is good enough and well enough known to get as many roles as she wants. Would they be as good as the one that made her famous? No. She is so liked in the business though that she would work steadily and make a decent amount of money going from one sitcom to the next. She doesn't though. She is basically a homebody. She had one of those once in a lifetime roles where people know you for generations and she wasn't even the lead. As it was told by her to someone who used to be a friend and has an ax to grind, right before she landed that role, she met a guy. He was older than her, but she was really into him. She was love at first sight, head over heels for this guy. I will cut to the chase. She had sex with him and found out after about three weeks of sleeping with him that he was her biological father. Apparently he knew, but she didn't until she showed a picture of her new boyfriend to a family member who recognized him. That is as much as the actress ever shared with the friend turned enemy. It does explain a lot of behaviors though.

19. NAUGHTY GOSSIP 05/02
Which TV host who, until very recently, had a daily presence in our lives is disappearing to get help with a terrible flatulence problem? The TV talker has been known to clear a set with a nasty smell that follows him around. Most people think is it brought on by extreme dieting. Needless to say, the studio will be a much nicer place to work – where its host can now literally wake up and enjoy the smell of coffee! WINK
Al Roker

20. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/02
I wish weight loss was this easy for me. This A list reality star saw some pictures of herself in the Daily Mail and was absolutely horrified with how she looked, so what did she do? Hit the gym? Go on a diet? Keep up a food plan? Of course not. She booked herself in for some liposuction. You gotta be careful when you call the paparazzi. Kylie Jenner; Kim Kardashian

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#1**
The reality family wants the world to think this offspring from multiple reality shows is a virgin. She isn't. They don't have anything to worry about with the new actor boyfriend though because he is so deep in the closet, they probably will never even kiss. Sadie Robertson ("Duck Dynasty")/Austin North

22. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#2**
Easy Come Easy Go - Mr. Hedge: This foreign born A-list model must be horrified by her CEO husband's plunging stock price today. The company burned through over $1.50 in cash for every $1 in sales. The CEO didn't want to go to jail someday, which is smart. The downside of that meant that he was only allowed to sell a very small percentage of his stock in the company, since its fortunes began to collapse. Before long, the rest of his stock will be virtually worthless, and he will be far away from the billionaire club. There is only about a year and a half worth of cash left at his company. Miranda Kerr/Evan Spiegel ("Snapchat")

23. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#3**
With her coke problem out of control, the last time this former A- list "singer" tried a reality show they couldn't even film an entire episode. This time around she swears it is different. The thing is though, no one really cares about her or her life so they have had to promise to bring in a bunch of people they know to juice up the story lines. Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#4**
I think something that is lost in all the drama about the widow and the A list musician is something I first mentioned a long time ago, but seems to have been forgotten. All the talk of soul mates and the never ending stream of wedding photos and the like, don't lose sight of the fact, the widow and the musician were separated. Dunzo. It kind of reminds me of Elvis and Priscilla. They were within days of a divorce being finalized. Elvis already had someone living with him he wanted to marry. Chris Cornell/Vicky Karayiannis

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#5**
Things are just not going to settle down for this A list singer. She needs to end this before things really get out of hand. She says she had no idea that the significant other of her current boyfriend was pregnant when the singer started dating him and certainly didn't know about any miscarriage either. Miranda Lambert/Evan Felker

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#6**
This foreign born former A-/B+ list mostly television actress is spinning a yarn to try and get a tabloid cover. She was a Hoover vacuum when it came to coke back in the day and it is the root cause of whatever physical damage has come her way now. Emma Samms (Bells Palsy)

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#7**
This former B+ list tween actress all of you know from the role on a hit tween show she appeared on back in the day has not done much since she has been an adult. She says she was sexually assaulted by multiple actors and crew on the set of the show during its run. She also says when she complained to someone the first time they told her she was the one member of the main cast who could be replaced in a second without anyone noticing or caring. The person then also sexually assaulted her after telling her she needed to have sex with him or he would put in motion the plan to replace her. Heidi Zeigler ("Just the Ten of Us ")

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#8**
A Dancing Boy Blind: I just wanted to take a moment and thank Enty publicly (at least to the extent you can thank an anonymous person publicly) for graciously providing a platform for my stories, and others. Whatever comes of that, issue-wise, he may just have also helped to make not only my recent days but also just possibly my life. A month ago today (yes, Easter/April Fool's Day), I woke up at 4 or 5am - too early to get out of bed and too late to take something to help you fall back asleep. So, I did what everyone does, and checked my messages. Overnight, there was a friendly greeting from...a producer. He's a producer of movies, who has worked in that capacity on several high profile ones in recent years, the last of which was the most expensive but also highest grossing movie of its kind. The other and final clue is the director of all these movies, and the one to come. He's an Oscar winner/nominee (although not for that - yet, but in both cases for the same award). His Oscar was for a movie featuring a #MeTooer (who is not a woman) playing opposite a veteran of stage and screen. The producer has the same last name as an iconic foreign-born singer. He's also an extremely nice and modest person. No final word on a director yet, but I'm talking with a former classmate from college times - someone who has made an appearance in one of these blinds. She's the daughter of a permanent A list musician, and a talent in her own right. (Even if she doesn't direct it, she may do something else - she's a cinematographer and editor too.) It's funny because back then her short was up against this one I was in. As it happens, it was a mock doc about the aforementioned iconic foreign-born singer. I think we all lost to something awful.

Producer who contacted the writer: Jack Morrissey
Producer’s famous movie (most recent was most expensive but also highest grossing of its kind): "Beauty and the Beast"
Director: Bill Condon
Director Oscar win (not for directing): "Gods and Monsters" (Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published)
Movie: "Gods and Monsters"
Star #1 - Male #MeToo-er: Brendan Fraser
Star #2 - Stage and screen veteran: Ian McKellen
Writer’s former classmate (daughter of A lost musician, "talent," has worked as cinematographer/editor): Adria Petty (Tom Petty)
Iconic Musician: (had a mock doc short film about him/her up for an award, lost to something awful): "Morrissey"

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#9**
If you ever needed proof that this former A list infamous celebrity makes a lot of her living doing yachting, then just look at her two best celebrity friends and how they make most of their money. I'm just trying to figure out where they were yachting together to meet each other. They are three completely different types of people.
A list infamous celebrity: Amanda Knox
Celebrity friends: Mischa Barton; Amber Rose

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#10**
Often, celebrities will invite paps on their vacation or tell them where they will be. Vacation pictures sell well. This former box office champ/singer is not one of those people and has tried to have security get rid of all paps on her vacation. The other day she yelled at a pap and kept saying what the pa was doing "wasn't cool." Jessica Simpson

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#11**
I haven't seen a gift for cheating that expensive in a long time. That is what this former A- list mostly television actor turned failed leading movie man felt he needed to do after those cheating pictures were flashed all over the world. Charlie Hunnam/Morgana McNelis

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#12**
This A- list network reality star has been on multiple reality shows. Apparently one of his cousins has impregnated multiple teens, none of whom were over 18. Rocky, Ross, Riker, Rydel or Ryland Lynch (Derek Hough)

33. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#13**
This former A- list mostly television actress who probably hasn't acted in a decade but is still A- list, maybe even higher as a celebrity honestly. Anyway, she didn't say this in a recent interview, but she has told those close to her that she fears for her own life and stays in different hotels or vacation rentals almost every night. She says where she lives it would be far too easy for her to have an "accident." Pamela Anderson

34. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#14**
This back in the day reality star was an A list reality star when she was on the show all of you know. Now, she is probably a B- list celebrity and if you never watched the show all of you know, you have no idea who she is. That being said, apparently she is thisclose to getting a restraining order against a former co-star of the show. Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola/Ronnie Ortiz-Magro ("Jersey Shore")

35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#15**
This foreign born alliterate A- list singer has someone to check her nose for coke before she comes back on stage after costume changes/coke breaks. Camila Cabello

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#16**
Imported For Death: I guess it shouldn't shock me that it happens. There are some really sick people out there. Apparently it is more well known than I thought too because several countries have banned their citizens from going to the two countries that have been discovered hosting it. Another country wants to ban its citizens from the countries but they can't because there are not enough jobs in their own country so the people flock to the other countries for work. Much like the kindergarten aged jockeys of days gone by that were kidnapped or sold from their home countries and used, abused, raped and murdered by their captors, there is a new group operating in the same countries. These are generally tweens and generally, but not always female. They are unique. They are all orphans. There is no one asking for them. There will be no questions ever asked unless one of the orphanages selling them is exposed. Even then, it is doubtful anything would happen to the person running the orphanage because they have paid off someone in the government to get documents for these tweens to leave the country. What brought all of this to light was a former bodyguard of this A list celebrity. He was there one night when his employer had one of these tweens dropped off at the top three floor penthouse suite of the celebrity. The bodyguard was told the tween was fresh off the plane two days earlier from her home country and now she was in a new country. She wouldn't be going back and by the morning she was dead. The A list celebrity, who is no stranger to violence apparently raped her and beat her until she was dead. He left her lifeless body on the bed which is where the bodyguard saw it the next morning when the same service that dropped off the tween, picked her up. The bodyguard is in hiding. He wasn't supposed to see what he saw. Several people saw the tween show up, but only the bodyguard saw what he saw the next morning. He was searching everywhere for some sunglasses he had bought a day earlier. Even though he had been told to stay out of that suite, he went in to look. The celebrity knows he knows. The bodyguard felt it was better to not get on that plane back home, so he skipped out of the hotel and hid in the city until the celebrity was out of the country. Our bodyguard went to a third country where he has some family and that is where he remains.
Hosting countries: Qatar; UAE

37. TAMARA TATTLES 05/03
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better: I almost named this blind, "I’m Rich, Bitch" but then you would all think I was talking about Nene who has her own issues. It is not. You know what I would do if I was about to declare bankruptcy? I’d take a long fabulous vacation. I’d take multiple fabulous vacations. I’d order the finest champagnes. I eat lobster on my credit cards until they got shut off. And then I would return to my paid for in cash primary residence and squat. Or maybe I would just move to Uruguay. That’s just me. Word is the bad edit is because of the financial situation. AGAIN. Sonja Morgan ("Real Housewives of New York City")

38. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/03
All it takes is one hit to take you to the top and all it takes is one flop to take you right back down again. That’s the gospel Hollywood seems to live by. This B maybe A list actor was on his way to being the next big thing in the eyes of Hollywood, but the only problem was that audiences didn’t agree and they didn’t trek to theatres to see his big movie that was released last year. ‘It’s a shame because he is very talented,’ says my source, ‘but nobody in town is looking at him as movie star material anymore.’ Idris Elba (success: "Star Trek: Beyond"/Krall) (flop: "The Dark Tower")

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#1**
A person who has spent time with the disgraced producer says the producer is having the time of his life reading about an upcoming wedding because he had sex with the bride. Harvey Weinstein/Megan Markle

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#2**
He was supposed to take a bodyguard/assistant with him on a trip, but this former A+ list rapper said he didn't need the employee with him and ditched him. Now, people are worried for the personal safety of the rapper and think he might harm himself. Kanye West

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#3**
This former tweener turned adult singer/former network reality star called in every favor she had and then promised this tabloid multiple exclusive interviews over the next year to get a cover for an annual issues. When she found out after she did all of that and ended up having to share the cover with other people, she was ticked off at a level she has never been before. Demi Lovato/People en Espanol Most Beautiful

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#4**
This former A+ list host is going all in to show support for her old/maybe new again network and her old co-star because the network is dangling that huge carrot in front of her. She always kinds of looks after herself first which is why none of her most recent gigs really worked out. Katie Couric/Matt Lauer (NBC)

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#5**
This former reality star is in the news this week. He was a thing a decade ago. Two of his most famous exes will tell you the reason they broke up with him is that he abused them, both physically and verbally. One of those exes has never been the same person since it happened. Ronnie Oritz-Magro ("Jersey Shore"/Jen Harley/Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#6**
There is a postscript to an embarrassing incident that recently happened on your television screen. The A- list celebrity that witnessed it, had sex afterwards with one of the people featured in the incident. Wayne Brady (guy got "friend-zoned on "Let’s Make A Deal")

45. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#7**
This A- list multiple network reality star took his boldest step yet to show people he is a cross dresser.

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#8**
This A+ list singer loves to talk the talk about his past exploits with multiple women but always forgets to talk about how he and a couple other celebrities he knows very well took turns in bed with the person that gave them their biggest break. To me, that is the bigger story and he could do a lot of good by sharing it and what went on, not only with him and the people he knows best, but the dozens of others who had their lives changed forever by what happened to them and are in a dark place and don't get to pretend otherwise. Justin Timberlake ('N Sync) (hooked up with Spice Girl) (Lou Pearlman manager of "'N Sync" and "Backstreet Boys"/sentenced to 25 years in prison for conspiracy, money laundering and making false statements/died in prison)

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#9**
Back in the day this tween actress was A list. She has probably had the longest lasting fame from a show that featured a ton of people. Anyway, she has always told a story about a same sex relationship she had on the show and a heterosexual relationship she had on the show, but apparently she is about to add to that and say she had regular threesomes with each of the people she had also been solo with. Very interesting television set.

Show: "Brady Bunch"
A list actress: Maureen McCormick ("Marsha")
Same sex relationship: Eve Plumb ("Jan")
Heterosexual relationship: Barry Williams ("Greg")

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#10**
This married alliterate rapper/actor says that when he cheats on his wife that he only hooks up with women in their teens. Legal, but always in their teens. Apparently he also checks i.d. Big Boi

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#11**
This one of what seems like hundreds in a family of reality star isn't going down with the sinking ship. She wants a career in front of the camera more than anything else. She is setting things up to try and walk away. I think she found out about her husband's hookups with other men and how that will play out with what he has said and how this will affect her career. Jill Duggar (husband Derick Dillard and brother Josh Duggar) ("Counting On")

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#12**
This former A list singer is fading after the lack of success in her last record. Oh, she is also finally getting some help and has done multiple short stints of rehab in the past month. Fergie ("Double Dutchess")

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#13**
Mr. X: Which A+ list daytime talk show host has a way her booking office gets all the A-list guests on her show and leaves her competitors high and dry with big name guests? Well for one thing, the production conglomerate behind her show need some puff piece questions when said guests come to promote their movie. Unlike other talk show hosts, she is on very good terms with PR people and agents (you know, in case the star needs to make an appearance to do some damage control) and sends them gifts as a thank you. Celebrity guests, for the most part, dread going on her show because they know she's an uber-bitch behind the scenes and just plain don't like her. That's why the green rooms are stocked with a bar. Oh and did I mention that she has several deals with some celebs that they only appear on her show and no other daytime shows. Ellen DeGeneres

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#14**
Mr. X: What very annoying talk show host and vile name dropper always gets to go to the Met Gala as a plus one of his mostly TV actress bff, but he might not be going this year because the chair of the event not only dislikes him with a passion but she saw him snorting lines of coke at an after party? He confronted her and called her the c-word to her face. Nice way to get kicked out. Knowing him, I'm thinking he's going to weasel his way in there again this year. Andy Cohen/Sarah Jessica Parker/Anna Wintour

53. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#15**
Police in this foreign country were so blinded by one arrest they missed the biggest fish of the night when they didn't ask about this 16 year old who was in a club with this flash in the pan former A- list singer. It is his thing. He finds the youngest groupies in every city or country he visits. G Eazy arrested in Sweden for assault and cocaine possession/Sean Kingston

54. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#16**
Slipped Through The Cracks: I love a good bar. I especially love a good open bar. You know who else loves an open bar? This alliterate B+ list mostly television actress. I usually bump her up to A- when we drink because she lets me ask her about things. If I ever see her away from a bar, she is pretty aloof and shy and runs away as fast as she can from anything to do with any kind of talking other than what she is working on. She said during our most recent bar conversation that she was upset. Not so much for herself because she had made her peace with it, but that one of the people she knows had spoken out and made a complaint about an A list show runner from a very hit now defunct cable show. That person had gone on the record and the trades ran the story. The thing is though, they never followed through. Her friend stuck her neck out and nothing happened. There were no consequences for the show runner other than a bit of bad press. As for the whistleblower? She is like a pariah in town now. Now, I knew there was more to this and she knew I knew, but I went and asked it in an innocuous way, but not where we would have to tap dance around it for an hour before we got to the interesting stuff. Yes, our actress was harassed by him. Yes, he tried to make her look horrible on the show when she wouldn't sleep with him. Yes, he cut her part. Yes, he wrote her out of episodes when he felt like being vindictive or someone else would sleep with him. Yes, she hates him. Yes, she tries to tell as many people as possible. She just won't go on the record yet because she is scared what happened to the other woman will happen to her. So, he has slipped through the cracks.

Show: "Mad Men"
B+ list actress: January Jones
Whistleblower: Kater Gordon
A list show runner: Matthew Weiner

55. OLD TAMARA TATTLES 05/03
(originally posted 04/10/16)
These days on realty shows, you see a flurry of people enlisted to get the talent together. There are glam squads, masseuses, interns, assistants, managers, social media teams, ghost writers and so much more. Last night I had the opportunity to see a schedule for one reality TV personality’s team member whose role sounds a lot like a personal slave. I can only imagine all the tea this person has on a certain "lady of the manor who apparently needs someone to do everything short of wiping her ass and hold her hair back during her morning hangover purge. I thought you might like to take a look inside the daily routine that begins from the moment one opens their eyes and ends only when one falls into bed exhausted. These are just the general requirements of the day outside of the persons actual assigned role. In addition to all of this, the team must all sign releases with production that basically give away any rights one has as well as ownership of anything that the person might produce during the filming and some things are literally signed away in perpetuity, like confidentiality. That part really sucks because I would so love for people to write books about their experiences. The tales that could be told about the odd spending habits alone would be fantastic. Though I wouldn’t know anything about that. I do have sort of a day in the life thing for you after the break. From refilling water bottles with tap water, to picking up dog poop, it certainly doesn’t seem like the glamorous situation that applicants are expecting. And if you listen very closely, you can hear murmuring of the disgruntled team here and there about town.

Daily Morning Routine
Always text Lady of the Manor (LOTM) prior to entering her bedroom, or knock. Place an index card with the following day’s schedule copied from the printed calendar each night.
9 a.m. Present LOTM her tea with hazelnut non dairy and NY post. Leave on the red dresser. Text LOTM to let her know tea and paper are there. Ask if she needs anything else.
9:30 a.m. (unless otherwise specified) Bring up Breakfast of Irish oatmeal with berries and almond milk on tray. NEVER walk in without knocking or texting first!!! Be sure to include, VITAMINS, RX Weight loss pills, and Testosterone.
Pack her purse according to the detailed, typed packing list provided. Always take business cards out of wallet & enter into contacts.

Open door to balcony so dogs can go out to pee. Leave door open for dogs. Make sure their food and water is filled. Also refilled empty water bottles on bedside.
Mondays Remember vitamin D capsule.
Tuesdays Take trash to curb. Water plants. Give orchids one ice cube.
Thursdays Remember vitamin D pill. Leave estrogen patch on dresser with tea and NY Post. Water plants. (not orchids). Take trash to curb.
Sundays Take recycling to curb.
Receive all packages and text LOTM when packages arrive.
Don’t forget to put the gates down every night. (not sure what that means)
This is just one actual list that team members must follow out of several. Someone surely gets a LOT of texts. That would drive me batshit. Hmmm maybe I’m on to something there. Sonja Morgan

56. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/04
This actor’s career was left pretty dead after getting hit pretty hard in the #MeToo movement and instead of fading into obscurity in the San Fernando Valley and trying to mount a comeback in the future, this audacious talent is already making phone calls and begging for second chances. Jeremy Piven

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#1**
Apparently this former A+ list singer/child molester has delivered a record to his label. The question is now whether the label will release it. My guess is they will delay it as long as possible. R. Kelly

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#2**
This closeted former tween singer/actor turned B- list adult actor/frequent resume inflator took a big step out of the closet this week. By next week though he will probably be trying to convince himself and us that he wants to get married to some woman. Cody Simpson

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#3**
I love how this former A+ list singer has changed she was fired from a show to she quit a show. Please. She would have stayed in a second and will go back in a heartbeat if they asked. They won't though because no one liked working with her. That was easy money and she blew it. Christina Aguilera ("The Voice")

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#4**
This permanent A list rapper has actually done nothing wrong in regards to that older venture of his. The thing is though, he knows that he would probably be asked about his later ventures and those answers would not be very glowing in terms of the way he conducts business. Jay Z (SEC probe into Iconix, the company that now owns the Rocawear clothing brand he co-founded)

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 *#5**
This convicted child molester turned rapper went into a girl's restroom the other day when he saw a teen go in there. She screamed and he left. 6ix9ine

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#6**
I haven't thought about this in a long time and then someone reminded me of it. See, if you remember it or if you can figure it out. Back in the day this actor was an A list tween on a hit network show. Later, he became an A- list television actor who progressed into made for tv movie acting. Anyway, back when he was still a tween on that show of his, he hooked up with this permanent A list singer, who at the time no one had heard of. It is crazy if you think about them hooking up. Ricky Schroder ("Silver Spoons")/Whitney Houston

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#7**
If it seems someone from this reality family is on a certain talk show almost every day it is because the married host has a crazy crush on one of the family members and thinks a hookup is possible. Kris Jenner/Ellen DeGeneres/Kendall Jenner

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#8**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This permanent A list mostly movie actor who was a multiple Oscar nominee/winner also had his own production company back in the day. That in of itself was kind of unusual during the studio system. The actor made a movie about the gossip industry. A movie that you should watch if you haven't. Anyway, there was a messed up relationship on screen and the actor told the actress involved in that relationship on screen that they needed to consummate their relationship to make it even more real. The actress refused so the married actor raped her and told her the look on her face after is what he wanted for the entire movie. She barely worked again after the movie and was out of acting within a couple years.
Actor: Burt Lancaster
Production Company: Hecht-Hill-Lancaster Productions

Actress: Susan Harrison (also the mother of Darva Conger, best known as the winner of the reality television show "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?")
Movie: "Sweet Smell of Success"/Attemped rape

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#9**
Interesting what happens to stars of long running almost network shows. Think about the cast from the one that has been in the news. That duo became a trio. The same exact thing has happened on that show you always ask about. I guess that is one way to make everyone happy. But, the question is whether everyone is happy. If you ask that always with them celebrity she will say it is a facade and that only two of the three will emerge together and it may surprise you who the two will be. Actually it would surprise you. I know it will. It is that crazy.
Show: "Arrow"
Trio: Stephen Amell/Cassandra Amell/Emily Bett Rickhards

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#10**
Metal, Misery & War - Part 2 - Mr. Hedge: You can read Part 1 here. One grand master plan has been in process for some time, in order to profit mightily from the now semi-precious metal I described in Part 1. Its brilliance is only eclipsed by its downright evil. Several years ago, a group led by a certain Eastern Bloc billionaire was formed. Our billionaire no longer lives in his country of birth. He strives to stay out of the press as much as possible, but he can be found. Our billionaire and a couple of his friends pooled a couple billion dollars of their collective net worth, in the form of their own private investment fund. The fund’s main holdings consisted of buying up relatively large amounts of this metal over time. This metal would have been a good investment anyway, to be sure. The price would have risen steadily over the years, due to the industrial/technology demand described in Part 1. The limited industrial nature of this market made it ripe for a long-term, sizable squeeze. It isn’t like gold, silver, platinum – which are pretty liquid. The group stealthily entered into many forward purchase contracts, which had the effect of taking a couple hundred million dollars of this metal off the market per year, spread out into the future. The metal is held in a few different storage facilities. This was just enough to create a real supply squeeze, causing the price to really skyrocket over a few years. The rise in the price of this metal causes the "target value" of this impoverished and historically unstable country’s government to increase as well. Notice the recent increase in rebel activity in this country. At present, the fighting is only in the early innings of the game, so to speak. In other words, the fighting has not yet meaningfully affected the supply of this metal. This country is the sole source for over half the world's supply of this metal. When the fighting reaches its apex, and much of the country is engulfed in revolution - this will temporarily cause the price of this metal to reach astronomical heights. That is when this group will dump their entire holdings of this metal to satisfy the world market, at record prices. The rebels get money to buy arms and finance their operations from outside industrial interests, who want to control supply of this metal more favorably, with a change in government. The really sick part? Our billionaire’s investment group also holds interests in a very large armaments manufacturer in the billionaire’s home country, which supplies these sorts of groups in third world countries, as well as some governments. So they make money on both sides of the trade, as it were.

Semi-precious metal: cobalt
Unstable country/rebel activity: Democratic Republic of Congo
Eastern Bloc billionaire/group: Anthony Milewski/Pala Investments
Billionaire’s home country: Russia

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#11**
Apparently our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer is not satisfied with the songs that her current producer/boyfriend has managed to find for her that she can say are her own. So, she just hooked up with a producer while overseas and got herself three more songs. Rita Ora (Andrew Watt)/Peter Waterman

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#12**
This foreign born A- list model/horrible actress yelled at a fellow club goer to leave a bathroom last night so our model could do some coke without anyone watching. Cara Delevingne

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#13**
Same person as in #12. Only this time she yelled at multiple people to leave her alone as she hooked up with her significant other in the same bathroom where she had been doing coke earlier. Cara Delevingne/Paris Jackson

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#14**
This former A- list singer turned worldwide reality show judge thought she was getting a much needed yachting gig while out of the country. Nope. It was actually just to sing. The person she thought she would be hooking up with went with someone much younger. Nicole Scherzinger ("Happy Hearts Fund Gala" in Mexico City, Mexico)

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#15**
Our favorite former tweener turned adult actress/singer recently tried to kill herself. Selena Gomez

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#16**
She Killed Him: I have written about this former child actress a couple of times. She is still very much alive. One of her rapists is not. This actress is the epitome of someone who was farmed out to whatever men could give her roles. From the time she was barely out of the 3rd grade, she was being used by men while her mother waited in the other room. Such was the thirst in this family for fame and fortune that they were willing to sacrifice one of their own to make it happen for all. Every bad thing that has happened in the life of this former child actress can be traced back to the decisions made by her mother. An accidental run in with her at Trader Joe's earlier this week left me with the chance to confirm something I had always heard, but never had the chance to ask her. Well, I had the chances, I just could never quite get the words out. I did this week though. left me with the chance to confirm something I had always heard, but never had the chance to ask her. Well, I had the chances, I just could never quite get the words out. I did this week though.

"So, is it true that you killed _____________'s son?"
"You know I can't tell you that."
So, would you consider that a yes? Considering what he did to her and how no one could really 100% say the guy killed himself, and this answer, I would say it is certainly probable. Our child actress did a movie when she was no longer a child. She was an early teen. She was the female lead, but in those kinds of movies, the big names were the declining stars that would be brought in. It was those declining stars that got the movies made and gave them a chance to be pricks on set again. One of the several declining stars in this particular movie was actually a former A+/A lister. Academy Award winner/nominee and not a nice guy at all. He never met an actress he wouldn't cheat on his wife with and would even go so far as to publicly brag if he slept with an actress who was famous. So, of course it should come as no shocker that his son was not one to fall far from the tree. His son was on the set of that movie. His son violently raped our actress multiple times. Our actress had no one to complain to. I don't know if she told her mom, but her mom would have told her to just get through it. It doesn't mean that our actress was going to let this one go. A few years after the movie, our actress met another actress on the set of a television show and the actress let it slip that she was a roommate of the actor that raped the subject of this blind. In fact, there were two actresses living in the one bedroom apartment with the offspring. They called themselves actresses and did get some acting work, but they mostly made their money as escorts and all the money they earned went to drugs. Our actress got herself invited over one night and even let the offspring have
sex with her. That part of the story comes from one of the roommates who used to tell this story. Anyway, everyone but our actress started to really party hard and during the early morning hours, everyone but our actress passed out. The roommate who told the story says she thinks the actress was going to inject the offspring with an overdose of heroin. The actress had asked the roommate how the process worked and what to do. Apparently though, the actress had noticed the shotgun in the apartment in case a customer got out of hand. Our actress knew a lot about shotguns. She easily could have loaded it and fired it and even made it look like a suicide. No policeman was ever going to look too hard and the roommates wanted no trouble from anyone. Even the offspring's actor father refused to comment on the "suicide."
Actress: Kim Richards ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills") (mother Kathleen "Kathy" Richards)
Actor/son: Ray Milland (Daniel Milland)
Movie: "Escape to Witch Mountain"

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#1**
Apparently this A/A- list reality star has forgiven her serial cheating significant other. She should look for that tiny flip phone he has which he uses to speak to his other women. Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#2**
Much like the time he got the list of all pedo friendly pals blocked from release by a court in that rich sex trafficker's trial, he is doing the same now in trying to block all names of the victims of the disgraced producer being released. Oh, sure they are framing it in a different way, but the fact is they don't want someone else to be able to access the names. Alan Dershowitz/Jeffrey Epstein/Harvey Weinstein

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#3**
His fans think the significant other of this B+ list actor/singer was doing the cheating in their marriage. Nope. It was the actor/singer who frequently cheated. Colton Haynes (Jeff Leatham)

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#4**
New revelations this week about the disgraced director and his role in the downfall of this now deceased actor. The director invited the very very underage actor to a party where he was the only child present and there was booze everywhere at the party. Bryan Singer/Brad Renfro

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05/18 **#5**
The significant other of this Teen Mom is hooking up with the wife of one of his best friends.

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#6**
A story buzzing this week is that a tech king wannabe who was trying to be front and center at a big television event last week drugged and raped a soap actress after an after party of the event.

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#7**
The celebrity offspring of this permanent A list mostly movie actor should spend some time going through the online profiles of his significant other and try and clean up all those escort profiles she has floating around the internet. Hopper Penn/Uma Von Wittkamp

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#8**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor in an acting family turned B+ list mostly television actor was hitting hard on this one year wonder at an event this week. He has a significant other but considering they started hooking up while he was married, she probably shouldn't be surprised.

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#1**
This comedian, speaking on the record, has been strangely contrite in recent days. He now seems unsure of a verdict he used to joke about on a weekly basis. The truth is it's all a publicity stunt. What he has been telling former colleagues from his long running gig, and others he knows in town, is that he wants to lure the celeb in question onto his new show, hoping he'll finally confess. But even if he didn't, the comedian knows it would be ratings gold. For all the sanctimony about what happened, it's kind of surprising he would want to give a platform to someone so notorious. Anything to become famous again, I guess. Norm Macdonald (O.J.)

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#2**
Within the next week or two, everything is going to come crashing down for this permanent A list rapper. The sexual harassment and discrimination at his companies is going to come to light and many of them will be talking about him. Jay Z (Roc Nation)

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#3**
Speaking of permanent A listers. This mogul/wannabe singer is about to be taken down by some former employees who were also reality stars. Look for them to start talking about their horrific experiences when they were alone with him. Sean "P. Diddy" Combs

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#4**
Two decades ago this A- list actress wouldn't sleep with this A- list actress with a lot more power, for a role. Until very recently, they didn't speak a word to each other for those two decades. Jada Pinkett Smith/Gabrielle Union

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#5**
This entertainer/actor has already moved on and is hooking up with one of the stars of this reality show which involves the entertainment part of the actor's career. John Cena/Becky Lynch

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#6**
This permanent A list musician/frequent rehab attender/frequent user of botox was at a party this weekend out of town and was hitting on women right and left. He has a girlfriend, but, nothing too blind item worthy about it. Until that is he told the women he only wanted to hook up with women younger than his daughter. Richie Sambora (Orianthi) (2018 Barnstable Brown Kentucky Derby Eve Gala)

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#7**
Don't tell me that really rich guy has stopped trafficking humans because he brought three underage party favors to a huge party hosted by this permanent A+/A list mostly movie actor. Jeffrey Epstein (George Clooney’s 57th birthday)

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#8**
Apparently this married foreign born permanent A- list mostly movie actor who was in a long running franchise has a routine when he hires an escort. He smokes a cigar while she strips and then makes her hold the cigar while he has sex with her. When the act is over, he takes the cigar from her and smokes it while she gets dressed.

89. TAMARA TATTLES 05/07
Sex tapes are so 2007. As it turns out this reality offspring’s mother is working overtime to pimp out her daughter on the yacht circuit. She has allegedly reached out to two other reality TV moms to get her on the right boats. And at least one of those moms is going to get a cut of the earnings if she makes the team. And that’s before the kid’s own mom takes her cut. The poor girl thinks she will get a modeling career out of this situation. Brielle Biermann (Kim Zolciak-Biermann) (Yolanda Foster Hadid and Kris Jenner)

90. PEREZ HILTON 05/07
Tips are pouring in about a pop star who loves the sauce! Industry insiders say that within the last month, a "recently injured" pop princess was spotted at a Hollywood hot-spot in WeHo downing drinks and asking around about what places are poppin' on Thursdays. Sometimes you just can't wait for the weekend to roll around, right?! Demi Lovato

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#1**
This former A+ list rapper said he doesn't care about the past of people, only their future. I guess this is why he invited a convicted child molester to be on his new record. Kanye (6ix9ine)

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#2**
Apparently these recent nuptials were strictly for television cameras and that there are no plans right now for this reality couple to sign on the dotted line here in the States. Danielle Staub ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")/Marty Caffrey

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#3**
This B+ list actor/writer sure is enjoying the freedom not to hide his serial cheating. He actually left back at his place the woman he has been seeing the past few weeks to go on a date with this A list mostly movie actress. The one back home didn't figure it out until she saw pap pics the next day. Justin Theroux/Emma Stone (Petra Collins)

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#4**
This Christian singer is in the news a lot this week. Back in the day he used to "counsel" high school girls when he would visit churches and he would only "counsel" girls individually on his tour bus if they were attractive. Biggest hypocrite ever. Israel Houghton; Marvin Sapp

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#5**
This permanent A list singer is trying to get pregnant but her management team are doing everything they can to keep that from happening, including certain pills in her daily regimen of pills. Britney Spears

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#6**
This network refuses to hire anyone from the outside to do an investigation into sexual harassment or discrimination. They think there will be leaks and lots of settlements will be made public making them look worse than they already do. CBS; NBC

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#7**
A certain bodyguard told a family member the truth about the paternity of a recent celebrity offspring. The thing is, the rest of the celebrity's family is clueless because the celebrity hasn't figured out how to tell them who the real father is. Tim Chung (Kylie Jenner)

98. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#8**
Reader Blind: It was a Tuesday in November 1999, and 2 girlfriends and I decided after dinner that we’d check out famous London nightclub, which was just around the corner of the restaurant. We had just had dinner sitting next to this former married couple consisting of two singers from to countries, one of whom has had a long lasting career and some other people who were talking loudly about going there afterwards. Tuesdays weren’t really famous London nightclub nights, but then we saw dozens of photographers, big Bentleys and stretch limos while we walked by, so we decided to see what was going on. The bouncer, who knew us, smiled at us and said ‘sorry girls, not tonight, it’s a private party’, and turned to some insanely dressed-up guests, checking his list. We weren’t going to let that stop us so we walked to the corner to have a mini meeting, away from watchful eyes, and hatch a plan on how to crash this probably awesome party. We knew that famous London nightclub was connected through an underground corridor to the tacky tourist bar on the corner, the corridor led people outside, in case of a fire or other emergencies. The door that connected the corridor to the famous London nightclub, opened straight into the VIP section (because VIPs shouldn’t burn to death, like the non VIPs) but usually that door was guarded by a bouncer. We decided we’d try anyway, walked into the tacky bar, straight through a door that said ‘no entry, staff only’, down the stairs, running along the corridor, and there was the door. No bouncer. We opened the door and quickly fanned out, like planned, into 3 different directions. We could have not bothered since there was no bouncer on the inside either. After a few minutes, adrenaline pumping, we found each other again, delirious and excited. It was (permanent A+ list singer’s) party! She was sitting at the most centrally located, most visible table in the club, wearing a black tank top, showing off her muscular arms, and was the only woman at her table. Everyone else were older men in suits. They did not look very ‘clubby’. We also saw why we lucked out with the no-bouncer situation: Neatly arranged like toy soldiers, standing around her table, were 5 or 6 bouncers, wearing sunglasses and earpieces and looking like Men in Black. Ok. We needed some drinks in us stat, so headed to the bar, where (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actor) was buying. He saw us trying pathetically to get the attention of the barman, gave us one of his movie star smiles and screamed ‘you girls like absinthe?’ So we all had 2 shots of absinthe each with him and a horde of other moochers, then continued our squeeze through the packed club. When we got to the Moroccan room - where you lounged on giant pillows, while listening to loud middle eastern beats - we saw (permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee but doesn't act much any longer) holding court on several piled-up pillows, surrounded by minions who were laughing and clapping like trained seals. That room is kinda small and stuffy, but she made damn sure she stood out: arms flailing, hair flying, everybody had to look at her. We decided to head back to the VIP, but on the way we stopped at the ladies’ room, where (foreign born permanent A list model), was chain smoking in a corner with (an ex of the actor mentioned above). There was a long queue and 3 of us, so it took us a good 15-20 minutes to do our business, and I think the model did not stop smoking that entire time. Back in the VIP, we decided we had had enough excitement, so we entered one of the VIP ‘cabins’. The VIP had a section of 2 circular cabin-like structures, where you lounged on large comfortable round benches and a door that you could close for privacy. The walls of these cabins where made of carved wooden panels, with mosaic holes, so you could still get all the atmosphere from the club. We timidly opened one door, peaked inside and asked whether there was room, and (foreign born one named singer who is basically living off one monster album) yelled ‘come in girls, there’s always room’. He offered us coke which we politely declined, and drinks which we gratefully accepted. Sensing that we weren’t some desperate coke whores, he left after 3 minutes, but not before proudly declaring that we were free to finish his champagne. So there we were, just the 3 of us. Just when we decided that we could not sit in there any longer, like 3 losers, no matter how much damage the absinthe had done to our cognitive skills, the door opened and in fall (former A list singer turned tabloid fodder turned frequent reality judge and former A- list mostly movie actress turned oft failed television actress all of you know) with 2 other people. They graciously introduced themselves, and small talked with us for a while while the former singer and one of his friends skillfully rolled some joints. Then we all smoked and laughed and chatted, until the actress announced she had to vomit. Fortunately she made it out and we did not see her again. Nobody seemed to care, or maybe they were just too stoned. I went back to the bathroom by myself and stood in line behind (former A list singer/possible murder suspect) - no pun intended. (The model) was still standing in a corner smoking, this time with (permanent A list model who always is mysteriously injured with any boyfriend she dates). (That permanent A+ list singer from above) was still sitting in her spot, surrounded by the lawyer-looking men, and the dance floor now belonged to some other goddesses I did not recognize, Barely standing up, not far from them, was foreign born former A lister in a band that sadly doesn't exist any longer, looking absolutely miserable, lighting a cigarette with the butt of the last cigarette he had just finished smoking. I went back to the VIP ‘cabin’, smoked another joint with (the former singer turned reality judge), while my friend was asking about him after parties. We did go to an after party with him that night, but that’s another story.

Famous London nightclub: Heaven
Former married couple: Gwen Stefani/Gavin Bush
Permanent A+ list singer’s party: Madonna (On November 2 1999, the Madonna: The Video Collection 1993-99 was released on home video and DVD)
Foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actor:
Permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee: Gwyneth Paltrow
Foreign born permanent A list model: Kate Moss
An ex of the actor mentioned above:
Foreign born one named singer who is basically living off one monster album: Seal
Permanent A list model who always is mysteriously injured with any boyfriend she dates: Naomi Campbell

Former A list singer turned tabloid fodder turned frequent reality judge: Mel B ("Scary Spice")
Former A- list mostly movie actress turned oft failed television:
Former A list singer/possible murder suspect: Courtney Love
Foreign born former A lister in a band that sadly doesn't exist any longer: Liam Gallagher ("Oasis") (Madonna connection: "Gallagher said had it not been for pop icon Madonna, he would have never entered the music industry. Recalling a childhood anecdote, Gallagher said he was blown away the first time he heard Madonna's 'Like a Virgin'."

99. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#9**
Mr. Hedge: This player/serial pedophile in the music world was probably B-list at his peak, probably C-list today. He was once a regular cast member in a couple TV series, about a decade and a half ago. A few years later, he went to jail for raping a girl who was WAY underage. I mean, she wasn’t even a teen. He barely went to jail, but it really wasn’t jail. Believe it or not, this scumbag pedophile just got a job in a position of power on a decent sized film. The film is currently in production, with a lot of very young-looking actresses, who are probably barely on one side or the other of legal age. A long list of people associated with this travesty should never be allowed to work in their alleged professions ever again. The whole thing just makes me sick. Shane Sparks (art director "False Affairs")

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#10**
This A- list singer who dabbles in acting was going through severe withdrawals while recording the other day and finally had to give up and just lie down and wait for the drug dealer to get there. She is in bad shape. Lady Gaga

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#11**
Speaking of drugs, this permanent A list comedian didn't even bother trying to hide the wide variety of drugs he takes every day. He was fumbling for a piece of paper in his pocket and out on to the table came a pharmacy. Dave Chappelle

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#12**
They must have an open relationship because this A-/B+ list actor/nightly network mainstay does not even try and hide hitting on other women even when his long time girlfriend is present. Fred Armisen/Natasha Lyonne

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#13**
I honestly didn't even think this foreign born A- list celebrity who is only that high because of marriage drank. It is kind of surprising in the context of her relationship that she wouldn't, but I had never really heard anyone talking about it. Last night though, she got hammered. Absolutely hammered and she was delightful. Her husband wasn't thrilled, but who cares what he thinks at this point. All that covering she does for him all the time. Amal Clooney (George)

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#14**
Now that this former A- list mostly movie actress all of you know despite her fall down the list is clean and sober, she is religious about trying to get others off drugs. This weekend she tried to do a mini-intervention with this former A list actress who all of you know from an acting family and doesn't act any longer.

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#15**
This former A+ list singer is playing down her being denied an invitation to the Met Ball tonight, but she called in a million favors to try and get the invite, but Anna was having none of it. Lady Gaga

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#16**
He's Back: Sensing a return to what made him famous back in the day, this former A+ list "expert" was basically exiled after making millions of dollars from his "expertise." He was the person to call if you were a reporter or writer or producer if you needed an "expert" in this field. Over the last few years, he has slowly begun to come out of hiding and has started speaking in front of people and churches again. He knows there is a movement afoot and he wants to capitalize on it before anyone else can fill those shoes he once had. For basically an entire decade or even a little longer, this man was considered the go to expert for all things child abuse. The thing is though, he often was the one doing the abusing. Hundreds and hundreds of children across the country that he would meet with to identify if they had been sexually abused, he would then abuse. He would then say the child had been abused and day care workers or parents would be arrested. Our "expert" would then have several followup sessions with the victims where he would abuse them again before moving on to the next town. Even more crazy is that he was usually paid for these interviews where he was abusing children. His feeling now is that with all of the abuse scandals going on that he can get back to what he was doing before at the height of abuse scandals. There is no way I will ever let him near another child again. Dave Pelzer (A Child Called "It")

107. THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER 05/07
by Kim Masters
Kathy was 17 when she met a famous actor in a department store, she says. What followed is a tale of power, celebrity, abuse and the destruction of a mother-daughter relationship — and, for one writer, a window into the ethical dilemmas for journalists amid the anti-harassment movement. I first heard about Kathy Taylor when I got a call in February from her older sister, Kristen Hiatt. Hiatt's question: Would I be interested in hearing about Kathy's experience decades earlier with a famous actor? Of course I said yes. Kathy soon called and started to tell me about a time in 1979 when she, then 17 and working in the teen fashion department of a Denver store, spotted the actor, a household name, then in his late 30s. She had a bit of a crush on him, so she asked for his autograph. And she told him she thought he was cute. What she thought would be the briefest of encounters took a turn when he said, "You're not bad yourself," and asked her when she got off work. He invited her to his hotel that night. She called her mother and asked if she could go. It's obvious already that things are going to take a bad turn in this story. But in that first call, Kathy revealed what happened only up to a point. She wanted to know before she went on if THR would pursue the story. She already had approached a couple of newspapers, only to be turned away. And I can understand why. Based even on the limited account, it was clear this story would be hard to corroborate. Yes, Kathy was willing to go on the record, and she had family and some friends who would confirm that they had heard at least part of her story years earlier. But was that enough to publish a story that could devastate an actor who's now over 70? There is no easy answer. Legitimate news outlets have a high bar for publishing stories alleging misconduct. Kathy had no photos of herself with this actor, nothing to document her claims. But having heard just part of her story, my instinct was that it wasn't fabricated. When accusers approach, you try to get a sense of whether their account is clear and consistent. Kathy's seemed to be both. I also leaned toward believing her in part because I could sense the toll it was taking on her to tell it — and the urgency of her need to share it. By this time, I had spent months talking to victims of alleged improper conduct. (THR has published my reporting on former Amazon Studios chief Roy Price, Disney/Pixar animation chief John Lasseter and film financier Andrew Duncan.) People who had come forward were not doing it with relish and glee; generally, they were upset and deeply anxious. Often, they needed to talk at length. Even for battle-hardened reporters, it is not always easy to hear these accounts — and repeatedly, as often there are multiple accusers and every detail has to be checked. But when there are credible claims, it is not only our job to cover them but a privilege to be entrusted with the task. What we usually do when one accuser comes forward is to look for additional credible victims. If Kathy's story was true, it seemed unlikely that she would have been the only person to have had this type of interaction with the actor. But it also seemed likely that this actor would have operated with some stealth. He wasn't walking into the teen department of Bullock's on Wilshire. He was in Denver, for whatever reason, and he didn't appear to be on location or with companions. Without wanting to tar the actor unfairly, I called two people who had worked closely with him decades earlier to ask discreetly whether they had ever seen anything that made them uncomfortable. Neither said they had, and it quickly seemed that if he had a pattern of misconduct, he had kept it off the radar. We were stuck. But I wasn't at ease telling Kathy that we had tried and failed. If her story was true, then it should be told. I racked my brain. Then, weeks after her first call, an idea came to me: What if we named the accuser but not the alleged perpetrator? What if we gave Kathy a chance to tell her story while using this example to give readers a window into the decisions we grapple with in journalism? The downside was that people naturally would try to guess who the actor was. All I can say is, don't. You'll guess wrong. I explained the idea to Kathy, who embraced it. We agreed to meet at a restaurant, where she told me that revelations about other predators have made her want to come forward. That need crystallized with allegations about Matt Lauer. Sure, she'd heard about Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey, but Lauer had seemed so likable. Like the actor. We'll pick up Kathy's story as she, at 17, arrived at the actor's hotel in Denver that first night. (Note again that the events described here are her allegations.) "Right when I walked into the room, I started feeling, 'Oh, what have I done?'" she says. "But I had this 'I've been chosen' feeling. I think that euphoric, larger-than-life feeling clouded any 17-year-old's judgment I might have had." The actor was playing the guitar and she sat on a sofa beside him awkwardly. She was struck with the realization that this was a man much older than the couple of teenage boyfriends she'd had. (He was married but apparently separated.) That night, nothing dramatic happened. After an hour or so, he sent her home in a taxi. He asked if she wanted to hang out the next day and she said yes. The following morning, his black limo arrived at the small, ranch-style house where she lived with her mother, who was a schoolteacher. Once the car pulled up, Kathy says some neighbors emerged and asked, "Did your grandma die?" And she got to answer, "No, this is my friend." It was fun, and she told herself that the actor must really like her because he was taking her out. "How did you know that I like it when girls wear jeans?" he asked once she was in the car. They went to the Denver Botanic Gardens, where a couple recognized him and asked her if she was an actress. She felt confused but excited. After a fairly short time, he suggested going back to his hotel. Kathy believes it was sometime during this encounter when he asked her age. When they returned to his room, he ordered an elaborate lunch. He asked if she'd ever had caviar. He offered her pot, and they smoked it together. Then he said, "Let's lie down on the bed." At that point, Kathy says, she told him she "didn't want to do anything." He answered that nothing would happen, but very quickly, he was lying on top of her, aggressively trying to kiss her. She remembers thinking, "This is a stranger." She fended him off, but he convinced her to undress and take a shower with him. When Kathy was 10, she lost her father to a heart attack at 48. Her sister Kristen says their mother taught them to "avoid conflict at any cost, even if it was a detriment to yourself." So Kathy took a shower with the actor and he didn't push her for more. He gave her a couple of T-shirts from his latest movie and called her a cab. Once home, she told herself nothing really bad had happened. They hadn't had sex. She had his phone number, which felt magic, though she didn’t intend to dial it. It was "a souvenir more than a connection." And that was that, until about a month later. "Guess who called?" her mother said. The actor wanted her to come to California for the weekend and would send her an airline ticket. Once again, Kathy asked, "Can I go?" Her mother asked to speak to the actor. Now 92, Margaret Crowder acknowledges that all she asked him was whether he would pick her daughter up at the airport himself and "take care of her." For Kathy, the fact that her mother did not stop her at that point — and for years would not acknowledge the error — would later lead to lasting bitterness. Their relationship has recovered somewhat, but it's still shaky. "I got caught up in the fantasy, too," Margaret says. Somehow she didn't focus on the actor's intentions toward her daughter. "I carry guilt about it," she says. "I don't know if I'll ever get over it." The actor did, in fact, pick Kathy up at the airport. He drove her to a small apartment in Malibu, made dinner, gave her some pot and some wine. Then they had sex. Kathy told herself that because she had made the trip, she had obligated herself to comply. "It was emotionally cold," she says. " 'Cause as soon as he was done, he's done. He gets up, walks away and I'm just left." Given that the age of consent in California was 18, the actor — if the allegations are true — had not only committed statutory rape but had also transported a minor across state lines for illegal sexual purposes. The penalties in place at the time for that offense included up to 10 years in prison. They had sex again in the morning. In the daylight, he looked to her like "a hairy old man." She asked the actor to take her to Hollywood but he said no, it wasn't much fun there. Later that day, he put her on a plane back to Denver. After that, he called a couple of times, once from France, and she saw him — and slept with him — again, during a layover on a trip to Hawaii. She had just turned 18. "I still liked any attention I could get from him," she says. "Especially not having a father, the male attention was part of what I was lacking in my life." That fall, she started at Arizona State University in Tempe. In December, he called and said he would be coming to Arizona. Though it was the holiday break, she flew back to school early to meet him. It felt good that he wanted to see her again, but it did not feel good when he called her well past midnight. By the time he picked her up, she says, she had started to feel awful. It only got worse when he took her to a hotel in Scottsdale and said, "This is an adjoining room and my kids are next door." After some quick sex, he said he had to drive her back to Tempe before his children woke up. The whole thing felt tawdry and humiliating. She never heard from him again. For a while, she told friends she had dated a movie star. When she married at 23, she told her husband what had happened, though she didn't present it as a trauma. She had kids. But by the time she was in her 30s, problems began: panic attacks, an eating disorder, depression. She started seeing a therapist. And when she recounted the story, the therapist said, "Kathy, you know that was abuse." As details emerged, the therapist went further: "I think you were raped." With that, Kathy started to sob. Still, it took her some time to accept it because there had been no coercion. At her therapist's urging, she wrote the actor a letter telling him that what he had done was wrong. Her sister hunted down an address — probably his agent's — and they sent it by certified mail. There was no answer. The lingering issue for Kathy, who is a therapist herself now, has been her mother's failure to intercede. "Something primitive gets broken when a mother does not protect her child," she says. Kristen hopes her mother's willingness to talk to me will help Kathy: "It's a really huge thing for Mom to be able to go on the record and say, 'I didn't do anything then but I can do something now.'" Kathy finishes telling me her story in the restaurant. She and her friend Sue, who came along for support, have shed some tears. Before we part, Kathy wants to read me an excerpt from her diary. "Kim will do something," she wrote. "She already has — she believed me. … She thought of a way to tell my story, even though she could not use his name in it. She is doing something and so am I. Time's up." Now you, the reader, can put yourself in the reporter's shoes. A woman brings you a story about a secret that was not open but closed. What would you do?

Actor: Harrison Ford (Mary Marquardt)
Filming "The Frisco Kid" in Greeley, CO and Arizona
Played guitar

108. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/08
Gossipers, I have some delicious tea for you. Many people have noticed that Wendy Williams has gone in hard on this A lister over the years, targeting the personal life of the star and even made a few sly references to a big inside industry rumour. Our A lister is/was apparently riddled with STDs and STIs and was known for SOS calls at the clinic back in the day. Rihanna

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#1**
MET GALA: A war of words last night between this A list singer and a former featured act on one of her songs. Their feud has been going on quietly behind the scenes, but last night was one of the first times they had been in the same place in a long time. A couple instances of some yelling directed at the A lister. Katy Perry/Migos

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#2**
MET GALA: This A+/A list dual threat actor with a side gig and this B+ list actress have been hooking up for about the past week. I'm sure their respective significant others would be interested in this. Donald Glover (Michelle)/Zoë Kravitz (Karl Glusman) (announced Glover as musical guest on SNL)

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#3**
MET GALA: Not wanting to hook up with an old guy for a month like she did last year to get an invite, this time this B-/B list wannabe model offspring just had to play the fake girlfriend role. No sex involved. Hailey Baldwin/Shawn Mendes

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#4**
MET GALA: This B+ list rapper/possible recent father was seen hitting on this B+ list mostly movie actress who has a franchise under her belt. He got really upset when she turned him down flat. He said some not kind words to her. Travis Scott/Laura Harrier

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#5**
MET GALA: This talk show host was being pious with his ice water in public view. That flask however made multiple appearances. Jimmy Fallon

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#6**
MET GALA: The Anna disapproval of what you are wearing should have probably gone to Kendall Jenner, but that family can do no wrong in Anna's eyes. Instead, the scourge was this permanent A list model. When told, the model said, "F**k her, she won't be back next year anyway." Cindy Crawford

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#7**
MET GALA: For the second consecutive year, a fight nearly broke out. This year it was between this foreign born A list model/horrible actress who nearly came to blows with this foreign born former model turned actress/drug addict. The reason? The celebrity offspring of this permanent A++ list celebrity with whom they have taken turns sleeping with. Apparently the bad actress took offense to the way the offspring was treated by the drug addict. Cara Delevingne/Ruby Rose/Paris Jackson

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#8**
MET GALA: The duo who did the most drugs during the night, not even waiting for an after party was this actor/singer and the ingenue who sings, but has not had a hit in a bit. They were also all over each other. Jared Leto/Lana Del Rey

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#9**
MET GALA: At some point in your life, when you are still bending over to do coke or even trying to be discreet, you have to wonder why. This foreign born model/actress/mother looked ancient last night and one wonders if the non stop coke use has anything to do with it. She looked rough and used any excuse to dip a finger in her vial or pour a little on the table in front of her. I think she thinks she looks cool and hip.

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#10**
MET GALA: Once again this foreign born former A+ list designer dressed multiple women from China. Once again also, this designer made sure most of the models who showed off the dresses for the Chinese women and their millionaire boyfriends were 14-16. The men were treated to the teens showing off multiple looks and close circuit video of the teens changing outfits. Most of the men also tried to make deals with the teens for sex. The former A+ lister needs the money so is ready and willing to help out however he can. Michael Kors

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#11**
MET GALA: This foreign born A list model has a yachting gig that starts in a few weeks and will last almost a month. On a real yacht even. The question is will she pretend she is on a modeling assignment and still with the A+ list actor or will they just call it quits. Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#12**
MET GALA: This mogul/wannabe rapper ditched his date multiple times last night in an attempt to rekindle a romance he had back in the day with this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is no stranger to being the other woman. She didn't say no and the pair are supposed to meet up today. Sean Combs/Cassie/Sienna Miller

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#13**
MET GALA: This foreign born A- list celebrity just because of who she is was spotted half in the bag and making out with a man who had to be four decades older than our celebrity. Princess Beatrice of York

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#14**
MET GALA: This permanent A+ list singer was invited, but said no. Actually she said hell no, but you get the point. Some of the people she dislikes the most all at one party is not a recipe for success. A family member did attend, and had some remarks she made to that foreign born B+ lister we all know. Beyonce/Solange Knowles/Rita Ora

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#15**
MET GALA: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee must be convinced the other woman is gone from the writer/actor's life. The last thing she wants is a repeat of the past several years with that foreign born A lister and the way he juggled our actress with others, including the public other. Emma Stone/Justin Theroux (Petra Collins)/Ryan Gosling (Eva Mendes)

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#16**
MET GALA: This A+ list reality star was wishing her significant other could have attended. Umm, he was persona non grata this year, not because of his recent stances, but because of something else he did the last time he was at the ball a couple years ago. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
 (Kanye West...pooped his pants)

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#17**
It is very interesting that yachting photos of this former actress turned future bride popped up out of nowhere. There are way more detailed photos out there which are no big deal in the grand scheme of Hollywood things, but would be a very big deal to her future husband and his family, especially considering she hasn't told any of them about that part of her past. Meghan Markle (Prince Harry and the Royal Family)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#18**
The paternity test of this long time MTV reality star should be interesting. Oh, how I wish it was on Maury. Amber Portwood ("Teen Mom")

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#19**
MET GALA: That One Night - Met Gala: Ask the people that have been going to the Met Gala for a long time and they will point to one year as the year that blew all others away for partying and debauchery. AB - This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister was there and he had his parents at the ball, but still managed to hook up with AC who only agreed after being paid $2000 by AB right there at the party. AB had previously been shot down by AD and AE who were not even old enough to drink but were hammered anyway and chain smoking. The two were in peak move from one thing to the next mode and both tried to hook up with AF who was also at the ball last night. AF turned them down but it wasn't because he was with his actress girlfriend AG at the time. Nope, AF turned down AD and AE because he wanted to hook up with AH who was married at the time and is married now, but to a different person. AH, who was A list at the time and who all of you know, ditched her husband (not for the first time) and hooked up with AF. Interesting side note. The future wife of AH's then husband was also in attendance. Lets call her AI. She was wasted out of her mind and probably sharing some of AD and AE's supply. She was trying to hook up with a billionaire who was there but was turned down. She then made out with with the wife (AJ) of a now disgraced mogul (AK), before hooking up with this then actor who is now A list but not at acting (AL). AM was a washed up former A list mostly movie actor at the time who only now is making a comeback in television. AM was there and tried to hook up with this foreign born alliterate model (AN) and was turned down cold. He also started using the never ending supply of AD and AE before hooking up with AO who was then and now an A- list actress. In a no one ever saw that coming, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee (AP/not my friend AP) went home with this at the time A- list comic type reality star/actor (AQ). Apparently AQ and AP didn't hit things off sexually and the next day while AP was at lunch she met the person (AR) she would be with for the next decade.

YEAR: 2005
AB: Donald Trump Jr.
AC: Carmen Electra
AD and AE: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
AF: Tom Brady
AG: Bridget Moynahan
AH: Jessica Simpson (Nick Lachey)
AI: Vanessa Minnillo
AJ: Kimora Lee
AK: Russell Simmons
AL: Jimmy Fallon
AM: Christian Slater
AN: Karolina Kurkova

AO: Claire Danes
AP: Naomi Watts
AQ: Johnny Knoxville
AR: Liev Schreiber

128. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/09
I heard – through other people – from the parent of a famous girl’s boyfriend recently and I got hit with such an avalanche of gossip and drama that I felt as drained as Kris Jenner reading Kanye West’s tweets. Apparently the parent is worried about her son, feeling that the famous girl he dates is a bad influence and is leading him down an incredibly negative path with drugs, sex and all that other stuff. ‘I understand it’s a part of modern dating,’ the mother reportedly said, ‘but this just isn’t fair to me.’ I have a feeling this won’t be the first and the last time I hear about this. Yolanda Foster Hadid/Anwar Hadid/Nicola Peltz

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#1**
Speaking of Russian oligarchs, this mogul/wannabe rapper is in debt to one who sends most of his time in the US. Apparently our mogul is having trouble paying back the money owed and may have to declare bankruptcy in the very near future if things don't improve. Sean "P. Diddy" Combs/Roman Abramovich

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#2**
Everyone thinks this is a PR stunt for the new season of her show, but nope, this former A list singer back in the day really did start dating a married man who has a wife who is pregnant. I'm not sure what kind of publicity the former A lister is expecting, but it won't be good. Sandra Denton, better known as Pepa from Salt-N-Pepa/Aundre Dean ("Ladies Night")

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#3**
I didn't think it was possible that this former A list tween actress could go any older in the men that she dates, but the barely in her 30's former actress went from a guy in his 60's to one in his late 70's. She is becoming the Padma Lakshmi of her generation. Ashley Olsen

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#4**
This mogul/frequent visitor to your television screen in front of and behind the camera who always tries to play up to the world what a wonderful guy he is - not so much. He is doing his level best to blackball this former A list comic from any gig she tries to get. Apparently she hired an accuser of his and he considers that sacrilege, so he is doing his best to smear the comic. Ryan Seacrest/Kathy Griffin

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#5**
The season finale of this network show really was a real life cliffhanger. Apparently the star of the show has not decided if he wants this city named actress to return and wants her to dangle a bit before making a decision. He thinks she wronged him, so her fate is in the air until he decides if he can work with her. Michael Weatherly ("Bull")/Geneva Carr

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#6**
This permanent A list singer wants the world to know which side she is on in the feud between A list singers. She is firmly on the side of the one who is on your television screens each week and very much dislikes the other. Madonna/Katy Perry/Taylor Swift

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#7**
This mainstream newspaper is trying to get the world to normalize child porn so that people will see it the same way as alcohol addiction - as a sickness rather than something criminal. Umm, no. The New York Times (Mark Thompson - Ceo of New York Times)

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#8**
The very rich sex trafficker paid a visit to this lawyer/frequent passenger on his jets this past Sunday. The lawyer says he swore off the sex trafficker. This would suggest otherwise. Jeffrey Epstein/Alan Dershowitz

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#9**
Much like that musical contemporary of hers, our favorite former tweener singer/actress turned adult A- list singer/worse actress is in such bad shape that she had sex with a guy in front of a half dozen people. I'm guessing there must be video. She is just so out of it right now and a walking zombie. I'm hoping that like her contemporary who did the exact same thing, she realizes this is bottom and needs rehab. Demi Lovato (contemporary: Miley Cyrus)

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#10**
This stripper turned celebrity turned reality star turned part-time porn star turned celebrity might have played that pregnancy card the wrong way. It looks like her boyfriend realized being tied to her forever was not what he wanted. Blac Chyna/YBN Almighty Jay

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#11**
There was buzz that this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was not going to turn up to a very important event. Apparently her husband had beaten her pretty badly, but she decided to go and did a great job covering the bruises. Alicia Vikander (Michael Fassbender) (bruising on leg?)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#12**
This frequent yachter is supposed to be doing some yachting right now. In the past she hooked up with this foreign born former A+ list tweener. Well, as I type this right now she is making out with this married foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Chantel Jeffries (Justin Bieber)/Javier Bardem (The 71st Annual Cannes Film Festival)

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#13**
This permanent A- list celebrity was a reality star on multiple shows and still makes me shudder at how popular she was. Anyway, she recently discovered that a STD she picked up years ago is the probable cause for why she can't have children. Paris Hilton

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#14**
This A- list mostly television actor who has some decent film roles to his credit is best known for one big hit. Anyway, this past weekend, he was drunk and made some very inappropriate passes at this married reality star/celebrity offspring.

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#15**
This former A+/A list singer is burning through money at a rapid rate. So, why not do what she did back in the day and go on tour. The thing is though, this is not back in the day. She should have taken the residency offer she got, but she thinks it is beneath her. Christina Aguilera

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#16**
They don't have to be long to be juicy. This permanent A+ list celebrity who has been the subject of books and documentaries and movies based on her life has a secret. Knowing her, she will take it to her grave. Way back in the day, when she was just beginning her career, she hooked up with this foreign born permanent A++ lister. Our A+ lister became pregnant and went on sabbatical the final two months of her pregnancy. She then gave the baby to a distant family member to raise. Apparently that baby, now a grown person was having some health issues and that is how they found out who were his real parents. Amazing. This is a legitimate jaw dropper. Anna Wintour/Bob Marley

145. NAUGHTY GOSSIP 05/10
Which recently-single celebrity split with their longtime partner because he is more interested in men than than woman. The star has an incredible body and couldn’t be more dashing but has become very famous as a ladies’ man and this little secret might damage his career! At the moment all the public knows is that the person is once again single – but the truth is that they have already moved on – with another man! Take a guess! WINK John Cena/Nikki Bella

146. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/10
[Name omitted] is one of the biggest artists in the world and you’d expect all the dirt on them to have already been exposed, but as the Harvey Weinstein scandal showed, a hell of a lot can be hidden in Hollywood with a truck of cash, a team of lawyers and a wrecking ball called intimidation. Apparently that silencing combination has come in very handy recently and 4 other musicians have been paid off after alleging that the A lister has been stealing their music.

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#1**
The offspring of this foreign born A++ list singer needs rehab. He also needs to learn to be nicer to people. Never having anyone say no has been destructive to him. René-Charles Angelil (Celine Dion)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#2**
As many times as this A list singer has been cheated on, she has done the same to others. That was the case this time around. She and the director of her new video. Jennifer Lopez ("El Anillo")/Santiago Salviche

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#3**
The record label of our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer spent a ton of money to make sure the new single of our singer went to #1 on the charts its first week. Rita Ora

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#4**
This former A+ list singer took his girlfriend out in public this week, but no one ever talks about the four underage teens that also live with him that no one does anything about because the four have no family that cares or even knows their situation. R. Kelly

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#5**
This designer is trying everything she can to save her dying company. The victim card is probably not the best way to go since she is not actually going through any type of divorce at this point and she knew exactly what was going on at all times. I mean, not details, but generalities. People told her. Georgina Chapman ("Marchesa")/Harvey Weinstein

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#6**
I forgot to tell you that the three named singer got dumped by the married neighbor she had been hooking up with. Apparently things are not going well over at the house as our singer is very much into getting revenge.

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#7**
Apparently that child molesting director is having no problems finding cast for his next movie. What he is having problems with is the studio wanting to announce he has a new movie in the works or finding anyone in his soon to be released movie willing to go out and talk about it. Woody Allen ("A Rainy Day in New York")

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#8**
Back in the day this talk show host and this former A+ list singer used to hook up. Probably explains the talk show host's soft stance towards the singer. Wendy Williams/R. Kelly

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#9**
What happens when you take some guys from the mob trying to figure out a new way to make a buck and put them together with well over 100 female teens who can travel the world with ease? The most out in the open prostitution ring you have ever seen. As a bonus, they make a lot of legit money from them too. Why so many? So, they can cover for the ones who are with rich men. That was the problem with Pussycat Dolls. If one was hooking up with someone, it was tough to cover for the missing person. AKB48

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#10**
This former MTV star has made it much easier for her Japanese customers to spend time with her. It was pretty much nonstop bookings and it wouldn't shock me if she does it next time for a month, rather than just a quick trip. Alexa Chung ("It's On with Alexa Chung")

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actress says her businessperson/celebrity ex keeps texting naked pics of himself. Amber Heard/Elon Musk

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#12**
This permanent A+ list singer is on two dating apps but uses the picture of one of her assistants. Apparently, a first date is an invitation to the singer's home where the surprised men are subjected to a good hour of questions from the singer and a NDA to sign.
Madonna

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#13**
I think this A- list singer is going to be really shocked when her future husband finally comes out to her. Meghan Trainor/Daryl Sabara; Lady Gaga/Christian Carino; Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini/Liam Payne; Halsey/G-Eazy

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#14**
This A- list actor/director who has been in a relationship forever, cheated on his significant other with this A list dual threat actress co-star from an acting family.

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#15**
This one named A- list rapper recently split from his wife. I already told you that. I already told you he was cheating when he split with her. Now he is cheating on the mistress with another woman. The wife should be happy she got out when she did. Logic (Jessica Andrea)/Brittney

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/10 **#16**
NXIVM: Some tidbits that I have picked up in the past few weeks talking to someone who was at the very top levels of the group. There is a former A list tweener actor turned failed adult actor who has been reaching out to former/current female members, especially the ones in the news to see if they would be interested in joining his group of followers. He imagines himself as some kind of spiritual leader. The thing is though, he doesn't have the finances. He likes to think he does, but he doesn't. Apparently one of the members who got away a few years back turned to someone she had been ordered to hook up with about a decade ago. That person? A permanent A++ list celebrity known all over the world. She turned to that person when she escaped so she would be safe. I'm not sure just how safe it is now though because there are all kinds of files and e-mails and it wouldn't shock me if there were notes about who and when the A++ lister would visit the compound and have sex with followers. One of the sisters is in the process of turning on the other to save herself.
Former A list tweener/group of followers: Andrew Keegan ("Full Circle")
A++ lister: Bill Clinton
One of the sisters: Sara turing on Clare Bronfman

163. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/11
This A list power couple were – without a doubt – one of the biggest of their day and a lot of dirt has come out about their relationship and eventual split, but something surprising bonded them. The couple were fervently pro-life, viciously attacking anybody that disagreed with the views and even went as far as donating to causes through relatives and assistants. Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#1**
Pretty interesting that two closeted actors are starring in movies about an openly gay celebrity. Bradley Cooper (Leonard Bernstein/"Bernstein"); Jake Gyllenhaal (Leonard Bernstein/"The American")

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#2**
This alliterate former A list singer turned out of shape aging guy who takes a lot of drugs is trying to rewrite history and convince the world his ex wasn't bisexual. Bobby Brown (Whitney Houston)

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is also a director promised to do something with a bunch of his residuals. So far though he hasn't and no one has called him out on it. Ben Affleck/donate the Miramax/Harvey residuals to charity

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#4**
This reality star who has been making the news the past couple of days got her start when, as a minor she hooked up with this permanent A lister. Teairra Marí ("Love & Hip Hop")/Jay Z (she smashed her boyfriend’s car windows after accusing him of sex tape leak)

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#5**
I'm not sure how long these two opening acts are going to last on this huge tour if they continue to party like they have this week. They both love their coke but the headliner freaks out about stuff like that. Taylor Swift (Camila Cabello/Charli XCX)

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#6**
This movie director was threatened with being fired if he didn't defend and support this A+ list mostly movie actor even though the actor was in the wrong. This is going to be an awful movie. Johnny Depp/Brad Furman ("LAbyrinth")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#7**
You want creepy? This way underage actress is probably B list and is only that high because of the hit show she is on is being asked by the creators/producers to do a sex scene. Yep. They say it is realistic because plenty of high school kids have sex. The thing is, they want her to be nude for the scene. She says she is feeling pressured and that if she refuses fears losing her job. Sadie Sink ("Stranger Things")

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#8**
So, it appears that ending the feud was all for show and an attempt to create a buzz for this network show that is not up to the standards it used to be. Plus, the highest paid part of the show wants to come back so figured her stunt might help, especially if the former enemy appears on the show. Katy Perry/Taylor Swift ("American Idol")

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#9**
Eventually this A list singer is going to forget which excuse is which and everyone is going to know the truth about what happened that night she got hurt.

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#10**
I think this B-/C+ list reality star from that southern show who is talking about her new love interest is just happy to be actually having sex in this relationship. Naomie Olindo ("Southern Charm") (old: Craig Conover) (new: Metul Shah)

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/celebrity offspring is being cheated on by her husband. Mira Sorvino/Christopher Backus

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#12**
Apparently if there is going to be a lot of drinking, this permanent A list celebrity leaves her significant other at home so they won't be tempted to booze and fall off the wagon again. Ellen DeGeneres (Portia de Rossi) (lunch with Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox)

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#13**
This alliterate actress is trying to spin her departure from a network show that portrays her as a victim. That is not how everyone else remembers it. Pauley Perrette ("NCIS")

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11**#14**
Good luck to this foreign born A list singer and his back on again girlfriend. In the two or three weeks since they previously hooked up, he has been with multiple women which was the reason they split last time. Nothing is going to change. The Weeknd/Bella Hadid

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#15**
If he wants more support from his former co-star, this disgraced former A+ list mostly television actor is going to have to do what he did last time. Write her a very big check. Keisha Knight Pulliam/Bill Cosby

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#16**
Tickets: Tickets were going on sale on a Friday. That was always a tough day because it meant skipping school, or at least part of it. It also meant convincing the parents that the concert was important enough to not only camp out in a parking lot, but also miss some school. One of the more tricky aspects of skipping school WITH the parents permission is that I had to write and sign the excuse note. Oh sure, my parents would write one, but I would then take their note and tear it up and write my own. I learned during my Sophomore year of high school that the school office looked at the signature on the enrollment form to see if your excuse note was a forgery. So, beginning my Junior year, I signed the enrollment form in the way I would sign my parents' names. Worked like a charm. Except for when they gave me permission to skip. Anyway, the people I usually camped out with for tickets all had an exam that day. I had a different teacher and no exam. None of them wanted to camp out either because they knew it would involve drinking and a high probability of missing the first period exam. One of the calls I made was to someone I sometimes hung out with. She lived nearby but went to a private school and had a different group of friends. We had known each other forever and knew she was always down for a good camping out for tickets kind of night. She said sure and was going to bring TB. I have given her other initials in the past, but I am too lazy to look it up right now. One of my friends had dated TB which is how I spent most of my time with her. At that point in time, I don't think they were still dating, but I can't be sure. The night came and we trekked it down to a grimy parking lot that had our ticket wonderland on one side and a liquor store on the other. A liquor store that was perfectly willing to sell to hundreds of minors who were waiting in line. I don't ever remember the police doing much caring about it either. I also don't ever remember there being a fight. I think we all kind of knew that we had a good thing going with the liquor store and a bunch of people getting in a drunken fight would jeopardize that. Usually when I write about TB, it generally involves her doing me a favor or something. In this case though, she was there, but not really a part of the story. Yes, she is famous, but this incident is about another person who is famous and was there that night. At one point he was A+ list. An obnoxious A+ list, but he was. The flashiest of flash in the pans. A one year wonder, but, he has made a lifetime living off that one year of fame. He was there that night and several years from any kind of level of fame, but he acted as if he was already A list. He hit on every female in that parking lot and he used every line from every movie that you could think of. People were crying from laughing so hard but he was deadly serious. He thought his lines were working. Honestly. It got to the point where TB and my friend and others would engage with him just so they could hear more of his lines. After that night, I didn't see him again until many years later at the peak of his fame. TB says she ran into him a couple of times, but never brought up the night to him. She did say he would always look at her with a strange expression because she would think back to that night and break out laughing all over again. As for tickets? 10th row for that concert. I don't ever remember getting closer than that by purchasing them.

TB and friend: Lisa Loeb and Edie Brickell
Obnoxious A+ list: Rob Van Winkle ("Vanilla Ice")

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#1**
The company of this permanent A++ list singer has a paid army of online defenders of the singer's image. They're always creating new accounts which appear to have the sole purpose of defending the singer against any negative accusations. Say one thing about this singer and child molesting, and they swarm.
Michael Jackson

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#2**
Let the #MeToo backlash begin! What B/B+ mostly movie actress from an acting family was just canned from a pilot that was picked up to series by a major broadcast network? The producers used her name and revitalized recognition after coming forward with her story about the disgraced Hollywood producer. When the network picked up the pilot to series, the producers dumped her — at the request of the network. This is not going to turn out well for the producers or network. Mira Sorvino (CBS "The Code")

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#3**
As I previously told you, these two foreign born co-stars on a hit foreign made television show can't stand each other. They aren't even willing to put aside their differences for charity. The higher listed of the pair who is a dual threat A lister insisted on doing this big charity gig without the co-star. Benedict Cumberbatch ("Red Nose Day")/Martin Freeman ("Sherlock")

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#4**
This recluse of a former A- list reality star is taking some kind of high and mighty road when it comes to the actions of others when he is by far one of the worst offenders ever. He cheats on whoever he is with so the sanctimonious stuff he is pulling is just crap. Rob Kardashian
(Tristan Thompson cheating on his sisters Khloé Kardashian)

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#5**
This former A+ list singer wasn't shy about having underage teens backstage at a show last night. It appears no one is going to stop him from doing what he wants to do. The police and security personnel backstage just turned a blind eye to the whole thing. R. Kelly

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#6**
This random underage teen was given some random title and is making a living off it. The thing is though, the coke is destroying her one day at a time. Danielle Bregoli (The "Cash Me Outside" Girl)

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#7**
What this foreign born B+/B list actor/host forgets when he tells his story is that he had sex with the fan/groupie. That kind of changes the whole narrative he is trying to spin his way. Dominic Monaghan

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#8**
It was a do this or your fired kind of moment for the employee of this A list reality star with the lucrative side gig. They will probably fire him anyway because they don't like anyone else feeding from their same bowl of thirst. Tim Chung (Kylie Jenner) (denied he was father of Stormi)

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#1**
This foreign based tabloid is ticked because they offered this never before a celebrity some money for photos but he turned them down. Turns out he just got a much higher offer so they want to turn it into a scandal now when they tried to do the same thing. Meghan Markle’s father Thomas (The Daily Mail)

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#2**
Pretty telling that the PR team for this perpetual yachter/celebrity offspring is using a very old photo of her kissing her foreign born celebrity ex. Everyone assumes it is current. Bella Hadid/The Weeknd

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#3**
This openly out A- list mostly movie actress in a relationship is hooking up with her French ex. This, after she was hooking up with a different actress not so long ago. Quite the solid relationship she has. Kristen Stewart/Stella Maxwell/Soko/Chloë Moretz

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#4**
He didn't just come right out and call this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee a racist, but this A- list director made it clear to everyone who can read between the lines that is what he is saying in an interview. It is true too. Ryan Coolger/Sylvester Stallone (swearing at a paparazzo)

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#5**
This probable flash in the pan A+ list rapper is having a meltdown because she found out about yet another two women her significant other is hooking up with. I think that brings the total to six. Cardi B (Offset)

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#6**
This former tween actor turned perpetual arrestee is talking a lot of talk, but he is so messed up on drugs that is the only thing he is focused on. Orlando Brown (suing bounty hunters who arrested him)

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#7**
This permanent A+ list singer is footing the legal bills(so far) for this recently disgraced record producer. Beyoncé ("Detail" accused of raping Kristina Buch and Peyton Ackley and attempted rape of Jessie Reyez)

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#8**
This A list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring doesn't want to come out. She thinks if she does, people will talk about that rather than her acting. Tracee Ellis Ross

196. TAMARA TATTLES 05/14
You Are Dismissed: At least that is what this dude who wants to be free of his hooker girlfriend would like to say. Sadly for him her lease is not up until October. And ain’t nobody leaving free rent in the summatime when the living is easy. Plus, he is afraid of her. The last thing he needs is another scandal. And the only reason she is still in town is because she has free rent though October I would stay too! As it turns out…they are made for each other. I remember warning him that one time she was on snapchat trying to sell stories. That was before what I know now. She has been constantly on the phone with Bilo. Setting up her next gig. And he is freaking out knowing he has ways he does not want her to publicize. If she is sticking around til October… things could get very serious off camera. Thomas Ravenel ("Southern Charms")/Ashley Jacobs (a history of assault charges)

197. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/14
Here’s a positive blind item for you in the Gossip nation. Big Little Lies was one of the biggest hits of 2016 for its witty dialogue and unique representation of women. One woman was inspired in particular. An A list entertainer that has experienced domestic abuse herself and although she rarely – if ever – opens up about that time in her life, she did reach out to Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon to thank them for the show and the effect it had. Isn’t that cute?

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#1**
One half of this familial modeling duo has been noticeably absent from recent modeling assignments as of late. Her drug addiction is so bad it is really hard for her to go overseas for long unless she knows there is a supply source. Gigi Hadid

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#2**
Apparently this legendary permanent A+ list band is about to lose another band member if things cannot be put right very quickly. "Fleetwood Mac"

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#3**
It's amazing how hands off this disgraced A- list dual threat actor was with the woman he was with until he saw the paps. At that point they were all over each other until the paps left. Then, it was back to separation. James Franco
 (Isabel Pakzad)

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#4**
The PR team of this oft troubled A-/B+ list actress who is a former A lister from multiple hit network shows is trying to get her work. No one wants to hire the actress so the team is leaking a bunch of feel good stories to try and get producers interested again. Heather Locklear

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#5**
Everyone knows the child exists. The thing is that the general public doesn't know the child's father is this permanent A list rapper even though the child lives with his father. It’s interesting because he refers to his children so often in his work, but is strangely silent about his son.
Eminem

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#6**
This daytime talk show host is still technically married, but her husband doesn't live with her any longer. She won't tell that to anyone of course and insists her marriage is perfect. Wendy Williams

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#7**
This A-/B+ list actress most well known for a now defunct hit network show had been doing pretty well maintaining her sobriety. The actress did some day drinking the other day though and took multiple stumbles and falls during the 20 foot walk to an Uber. Naya Rivera ("Glee"); Mischa Barton ("The O. C.")

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#9**
There was a law passed a few years ago in California, which was supposed to help protect children working in entertainment from child molesters. Unfortunately, it looks like nobody in the business is in compliance with this law, and nobody really cares, either. "Hollywood Child Protection Act"

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#10**
This A list mostly action movie actor is really going full a-hole mode in an attempt to make him look like the victim in his recent marriage breakup. Couldn't be further from the truth. He is the one to blame. Chris Pratt

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#11**
This former A list reality star was on a hit show and has kind of revived that hitness. Always a jerk towards women, apparently much of that jerk attitude stems from the fact he has performance issues from the drugs he takes but always blames the women in his life. Ronnie Magro ("Jersey Shore")

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#12**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was expecting her actor significant other to show up at a very big event for the actress. As usual, he managed to find an excuse not to.

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#13**
This foreign born B- list actress was famous as an actress at one point in her life, but that fame now seems to be linked to her very famous husband who used to have a very big job. It won't be for long if she has her way. He is once again cheating on her. Carla Bruni/Nicolas Sarkozy (apparently a model he met through his sister-in-law (PROBABLY Olivier Sarkozy’s wife Mary-Kate Olsen introduced them)

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#14**
Look for this alliterate A- list mostly television actress to be called out for behavior she is accusing others of. Pauley Perrette ("NCIS")

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#15**
This A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit network show is a celebrity offspring. He also brutally beat an escort just before Christmas last year and wrote a very big check. Scott Caan ("Hawaii Five-0")

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#16**
She Wants To Be Called Madam: She has done multiple cable reality shows and she has done porn. She knows she won't get anything other than a few one season type reality shows, and her yachting days will come to an eventual end. So, what does she want to do? She wants to be a madam. She has dabbled in it in the past with some success and one very big public failure which was previously documented here. Because of friends she has made, she has more connections with Eastern Europeans. This week, she has managed to assemble a group of about a dozen who will be fanning out for the next few weeks all over the southern coast of France. She has been remarkably efficient at this, I think because she actually has experience doing this. All of her past entrepreneurial endeavors have been doomed to fail because she didn't know what she was doing and has to rely too much on outside help. She knows this business model. It would not shock me to see her really succeed at this and make a ton of money. I do think her ego will eventually lead to her downfall, but for now, she really does have a good thing going. Farrah Abraham ("Teen Mom") (businesses)

213. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/15
What is they say about popularity in Hollywood? You find out who your true friends are on the way down? This A list Comic has definitely been experiencing that lately. With the town souring on them and their particular brand of comedy for one particular reason, the A lister has been reaching out to so called friends for bookings and support, and has been surprised to receive very little response. ‘These people worshipped [name omitted] when they were loved and lucky,’ spills the source, ‘but now they pretend they don’t even know [gender omitted].’ Don’t be too depressed, A lister. I’m sure some of your fans still love you! Louis C.K.

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#1**
Since she has kicked her drug and booze problem, this foreign born A list rapper thinks she needs some work, After the less than stellar reaction to her fillers and botox, she wants to go under the knife. Nicki Minaj

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#2**
It seems that this rapper didn't really care about the escorting work this former stripper/model/reality star did to earn a buck. What he cared about is that she hooked up with her baby's father and tried to get pregnant by him. Savage 21/Amber Rose/Wiz Khalifa

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#3**
This pregnant A+ list rapper is self medicating. Probably not a good idea. Cardi B

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#4**
This alliterate former A list singer who has a different given name is bragging about how he got this three named singer pregnant once and made her get an abortion before he would give her a song.

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#5**
It would probably be a good idea if this foreign born former A list syndicated actress would tell everyone she is being paid a huge sum of money from an industry to make the ads she says are a public service. Pamela Anderson ("Ride Responsibly")

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#6**
This three named actress is heading back to work soon and has already been having one on one dinner meetings with one of the producers. I'm sure her significant other loves that. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Brian Hallisay) ("9-1-1")

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#7**
This reality star from the show in the bar says she once sexually serviced this permanent A+ list mostly movie director after a dare. Lala Kent ("Vanderpump Rules")/Martin Scorsese

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#8**
The widow is pitching a new documentary. Her last one was rejected. This one she really wants to be a Making A Murderer type documentary which she is slanting heavily to her side of the story. She wants to hire some of the medical professionals from Being Jon Benet to have them tell the version of events she believes to be true. Vicky Karayiannis

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is in a family of actors says he loved the most recent movie he made because it gave him a chance to be king of the hill again and also because the director encouraged him to have sex as much as possible with the cast. Matt Dillon ("The House That Jack Built")/Lars von Trier

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#10**
Circle Of Friends - Mr. Hedge: This mogul was an investor in a pedophile-front entertainment company back in the day. A few years ago, he financed a film. The film has the sort of story you would expect. The film was written and directed by former lovers/current friends of that disgraced A-list director.
Mogul: Michael Huffington
Film: Geography Club
Disgraced A-list Director: Bryan Singer
Director's friends/film's writer & director: Gary & Edmund Entin (aka the Entin twins)

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#11**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who stars in a decent hit pay cable show is not looking forward to the press for the new season. Our still beloved by former teens and young adults everywhere says he needs to lose 20 pounds because the producers are starting to whisper he looks nothing like his character this season. Joshua Jackson ("The Affair")

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#12**
It is now an annual tradition that this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who seemingly only works in a long long running movie franchise is back yachting. Her only rule is there has to be at least one other woman involved. Michelle Rodriguez ("The Fast and the Furious")

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#13**
This A- list reality star who used to be famous for something else in his life should be on the lookout for that coke filled sex tape he probably doesn't remember shooting. It will end whatever career he has left, which shouldn't be any after his past actions. Thomas Ravenel ("Southern Charm")

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#14**
I have written about this alliterate actress wannabe yachter several times over the past few months. Apparently she has signed on with that madam I wrote to you about yesterday. She was told about her from that former D list alliterate celebrity.
Wannabe yachter: Blanca Blanco
Madam: Farrah Abraham
D list celebrity: Phoebe Price

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#15**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee continues to get more violent as he ages. His actress wife tends to spend as much time away from him as she can. She only shows up for family vacations and work events. Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta Jones

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#16**
One Crazy Week: What do you get when you cross a business trip with a personal trip with an upcoming marriage? You get a lot of lies, broken hearts and some really messed up situations. This A+ list power broker has been in the news a lot this past week. During that crazy week, not only did he cheat on the at the time A- list mostly movie actress he was supposed to marry, he also had sex with another soon to be bride and busted up a third relationship by hooking up with an ex who was dating an at the time A- list mostly movie actor. Of course our power broker tried to hide all of this, but even he couldn't keep up with the web of lies and trail of used hotel suites he was maintaining all that weekend. The A- list mostly movie actor got back at his girlfriend by hooking up one night with this foreign born permanent A+ list model. The A- list mostly movie actress? She never recovered. It broke her heart forever.

A+ list power broker:
A- list mostly movie actress:
Another soon to be bride:
Ex who was dating an at the time A- list mostly movie actor:
Foreign born permanent A+ list model: Naomi Campbell

230. NAUGHTY GOSSIP 05/16
Which super famous sexy TV newsman has been using his show as a private pick-up place to find people he wants to sleep with. "He is super cute and would find it easy to meet people in bars or online, but he likes to find people in his own greenroom," staff tell STRAIGHT SHUTER. "He thinks it is more discrete if he hooks up with guests from his show! Little does he know, the whole staff is talking about it and joke about handing out condoms when folks leave the set!
Jesse Watters (FOX News)

231. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/16
I’m not saying this A lister is taking the Cameron Diaz route and pulling the shutter down on his superstar acting career, but would I be surprised if he retired and went to live on a private island somewhere? Not at this point. He was once a prolific actor, mixing the commercial with the artistic, but he’s scaled back working in recent years and has very little planned for the future. Sources tell me conflicting things, but the only thing that is clear is the actor has made a decision to work less and doesn’t appear to be regretting it. Who is our actor that is doing less and less? PS: Waiting to hear back from the source that told me about Diaz’s retirement regarding this. No luck so far. Leonardo DiCaprio

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#1**
This closeted former A+ list rapper walked away from his secret lover when he discovered the secret lover had been hooking up with an A- list singer. Kanye West/Riccardo Tisci/Frank Ocean

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#2**
Speaking of closeted, apparently this married B- list mostly television actress from a hit network and almost network show is set to come out with the full support of her significant other. Chyler Leigh (Nathan West) ("Supergirl") ("Grey’s Anatomy")

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#3**
This directionally challenged rapper had his people combing through this camshow porn party for women to take back to his place after. I don't know if it was to just hookup or if he was going to try to use them in his other money making venture. French Montana

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#4**
This celebrity offspring gave her best yachting recruitment speech the other night to this model who is the latest to be spotted on the arm of this A+ list mostly movie actor. It was no coincidence the actor brought the model to that restaurant. He knew the offspring would be there. Hailey Baldwin/Camila Morrone/Leonardo DiCaprio

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#5**
This A- list initialed rapper/wannabe actor publicly admitted this weekend that he cheats on his wife but expects her to stick with him. He probably also expects her to be faithful. Well, he is going to be a bit disappointed with that one. T.I./Tameka "Tiny" Cottle

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#6**
Things did not go well when this married permanent A list mostly movie actor asked this former A+ list rapper/wannabe actor whether it was true if the rapper was gay. Apparently our actor has a huge crush. The rapper/wannabe actor thought it was a setup and almost got physical with the actor. John Travolta/50 Cent

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#7**
It isn't the former partying this former almost A- list mostly movie actress is scared about when she hits town, it is all the people she owes money to or wronged that she is scared of seeing and being confronted about it. Lindsay Lohan

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#8**
Apparently things are not going well without this A list producer, so executives at this large movie studio are going to just give him a slap on the wrist for all his bad behavior towards women and welcome him back with open arms. John Lasseter (Disney)

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#9**
No need to play it safe Mr. technically born in a foreign country former A list tween actor turned less famous sibling when calling out a former teen actor turned adult actor/singer and all around tool. You and I both know he doesn't ask about age before sliding into those DM's. Dylan Sprouse/Jared Leto

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#10**
I think this former reality star turned celebrity turned former reality star with a side gig turned reality star should pay attention to one of the people on her new reality show. Psst. They are sleeping with your husband. Kristin Cavallari/Jay Cutler

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#11**
That serial cheating one named A- list rapper who finally broke it off with his wife so he could be with his favorite mistress didn't disclose all that when he dumped his wife. He led her to believe they would be best friends and had her sign a NDA. Now that she knows the truth, she wants to tell the world about some other things, but can't. Logic/Jessica Andrea/Brittney

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#12**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit show still on the air even if she isn't, is chatting up young tweens on the internet again. It wouldn't shock me if she was part of NXIVM or wanted to be. Pauley Perrette ("NCIS")

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#13**
This foreign born A- dual threat actress who is in a very big upcoming movie and is in a very big television show was hitting the coke hard last night at a party. Emilia Clarke ("Solo: A Star Wars Story") ("Game of Thrones")

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#14**
This widow is relieved that people will never get to see certain pictures because it wouldn't take them long to put two and two together. Courtney Love (Kurt Cobain)

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#15**
Every year I think this is the year that this foreign born just about permanent A list model known for a certain kind of modeling, will quit yachting. Every year I am proved wrong and this year is no exception. Apparently what she earns in a few weeks in the spring far exceeds what she makes in modeling and endorsements which is a significant sum. Victoria Silvstedt

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#16**
Don't Ever Come Back: Want to watch a solid acting career go down in flamed? Look no further than this former A/A- list mostly television actor who was only that high in his corner of the television world. Sadly, there is not much left of that corner any longer. Anyway, this actor had a good run going and then walked away when he thought he could make it bigger in movies. As I have said many times, never leave a hit. He did, and when his movie career crashed before it even started, he limped back to television. For about a month. Our actor is married, but kept trying to have sex with extras and walk ons. Apparently the complaints were numerous and he was fired. Word got around and he had some trouble finding work for a few years. Finally someone gave him another chance and the same behavior repeated itself. He was fired even more quickly than the last time. Unbelievably, someone gave him yet a final chance and he blew that by doing the same thing. He hasn't worked since. He took a career and threw it away because he was used to being able to get away with what he did at the show he left, but at the other shows, people actually cared about what happened on set and put their foot down. Michael E. Knight ("All My Children") ("One Life To Live") ("The Young and the Restless")

248. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/17
Meghan and Harry marry in a just a few days and the event promises be one of the most extravagant and controversial in royal history… Despite all of this, only a third of the British public are actually interested according to a recent poll. Well, this A lister, not a member of the British public but a regular in Britain, is definitely interested and was allegedly pressing for an invite. ‘[name omitted] wasn’t invited because it’s supposed to not be a celebrity affair,’ says the source, ‘but given what I hear about [name omitted]’s drinking… My theory is that everybody wanted to avoid an ER visit.’ Shade.
Adele

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#1**
It is always the foreign born long time closeted A- list mostly movie actors who say the worst things about homosexuals isn't it? Jason Statham

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#2**
This former actress turned upcoming bride arranged to have one of her exes paid $250K if he would remain silent about their past. It looks like it worked. Meghan Markle/Trevor Engelson

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#3**
Three out of the four invited of this former A list group have slept with the groom. Two of the four have slept with the groom's brother.
Group: "Spice Girls"
Prince Harry: Emma Bunton and Geri Halliwell
Prince William: Emma Bunton and Geri Halliwell

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#4**
This former A+ list singer who has been in the news a lot in the past couple weeks has not been getting along at all with her duet partner for a performance this weekend with this former tweener turned A- list adult singer. There is no talk of canceling the song they are supposed to sing, but the former A+ lister has asked for the other singer to be removed. Christina Aguilera/Demi Lovato ("Billboard Music Awards")

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#5**
This network show recently got picked up from a pilot. The lead actress was told she wasn't going to be part of the series because of several reasons but it is mainly because the network thought she was too old. They want someone a few decades younger who will sometimes get half naked. The lead actor quit the show in solidarity with his co-star. "The Code" (Mira Sorvino and Dave Annable)

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#6**
Don't believe the hype. This A list singer wants no children. None. So, whenever I see anything about he and his celebrity girlfriend wanting kids, it is coming out of thin air. I suppose it could be coming from her people trying to force his hand, but that seems odd. He likes focusing on himself. Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#7**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who doesn't really act any longer was kicked out of a grocery store this past week for vaping pot inside it. Cameron Diaz

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#8**
After a good three months being clean and sober, this former Disney actress turned future porn star is back on meth. I blame her boyfriend who constantly uses it in front of her. Bella Thorne/Derek Smith

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#9**
Yes, he is cheating on his B list (A list in her mind) singer/wife. No, it's not the gorgeous costar he gets papped laughing with while they film. He wishes. His costar will have no part of his obvious hints that he's open to cheating. She just laughs along and then keeps him at arms length. Yes, there's reason for his wife to constantly stalk him because anytime he gets more than a mile away from her, he's looking for a conquest. But the wife is looking in the wrong direction. For now he's cheating with just an assistant of the show...but if his newly single costar gave the word, he'd be there.
Actor: Eddie Cibrian
Wife: LeAnn Rimes
Co-star: Rachel Bilson
Show: "Take Two"

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#10**
Early Retirement - Mr. Hedge: About 3 decades ago, he was the producer of a very hit network TV show. He left the business in his early 50s, at the height of his success. About a decade ago, he was found with a large stash of particularly horrific child porn, and sent to prison. If you read an arrest report from the Feds online - he expressed a clear interest in having sex with a very young boy, when busted by an undercover officer in the online chat room. The last 2 TV series he was involved with featured many children. Considering all of this - why did he retire from Hollywood at that age, at the height of his success? Who knows what he may have gotten away with, while around all those child actors in Hollywood for decades. If there is anything to be exposed, you know the sorts of people to contact.

Name: Steven Marshall
Last hit show: "Growing Pains"
Next to last hit show: "Just the Ten of Us"

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#11**
In order to give the story an edge, this producer/long time manager needed a villain, even if it was just a documentary. Enter someone who isn't around any longer to defend herself. I think what the producer/manager didn't count on was all the dirt this former A list singer has on the producer/manager. Should be some interesting fireworks this summer. Whitney Houston molested by her cousin, Dionne Warwick’s sister Dee Dee Warwick

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#12**
This late night talk show host/producer likes to think inside his head that he didn't try and do whatever he could to make sure this former A list comedian/reality star lose some work and force friends to make decisions about her which impacted her ability to get work. Andy Cohen\Kathy Griffin

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#13**
She loves publicity more than anything, so yes, this former one season wonder turned spinoff reality star turned celebrity is perfectly willing to beard for this closeted wannabe full time reality star with the famous friends. Corinne Olympios ("The Bachelor" and "Bachelor in Paradise")/Jonathan Cheban

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#14**
This B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know is propping up her side business to make it look like it is doing well. It isn't. It is in the red almost $100K per month and she needs to bail on the business but thinks it will make her look bad. Jessica Biel  (restaurant "Au Fudge")

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#15**
Despite him spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to support her when she was struggling, this former actress turned A+ list celebrity threw her dad under the bus. He now lives in near poverty. Meghan Markle’s father Thomas Markle Sr.

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#16**
The Payments: If you have ever wondered how this former A list mostly movie actor who is basically a disgraced bum at this point in his life has enough money to live on every year, it is not because of his residuals. It is because of something that happened a couple decades ago. There was this very young actress on the set of this very very hit movie. She really had no reason to be in the movie, but this A+ list director always finds a reason. Apparently our former A list actor found the director molesting the young actress. They made a deal and our actor agreed to not tell anyone. The actor then joined in on the molesting. The actor has money deposited in his bank account every month or legal bills paid when he needs it. It is why the actor still can get work too, when so many others wouldn't be able to.

Disgraced Actor: Tom Sizemore
Director: Steven Spielberg
Young Actress: Anna Maguire
Very very hit movie: "Saving Private Ryan"

265. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/18
#MeToo is catching a lot of flack right now in Hollywood with several celebrities – including Sean Penn and Lee Daniels – controversially criticising the groundbreaking movement. One of the reasons that many are turning on the trend is because there’s a certain A list actress that has jumped on the bandwagon and claimed to have been a victim. ‘She was notorious for pursuing producers and directors,’ says a source. ‘Now she’s trying to misrepresent what actually happened and play the victim. Everyone knows, too, so it’s cheeky as hell.’ Jennifer Lawrence

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#1**
Reader Blind: He was one of the first to arrive at the scene, and it was a scene he had witnessed several times before, but never with someone of this person's age. You see: back in the day, before this world famous host classed it up, she swam in the same waters as the others, always trying to do a show more outrageous than the last. The one in question was on the theme of Parental Concern (which was the usual way of deflecting criticism about certain topics), and it involved a practice allegedly popular with bored and risk-taking teens. I remember watching this episode myself, boys on stage with their dads talking not just about a generally uncomfortable subject, but one that featured this added element. Apparently after this episode aired there were copycat cases across the country, including at least two boys in this posh town
basically across the water from a coastal city - the same place the celeb lived and died. "The Jenny Jones Show" (autoerotic asphyxiation)

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#2**
This late night talk show host likes answering questions from the public. Turns out though, the public needs to as the questions he wants asked or his staff just writes them and pretends they come from the public. Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#3**
Don't believe the hype or whatever this A list mostly movie actor who shares a famous name says. He doesn't date women of color, well his own color at least. Michael B. Jordan

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#4**
This A- list reality star with a side gig that keeps her from having to sell lollipops on Instagram missed a business event because she got hammered to the point of unconsciousness. That is not the story she gave her manager or the public though. Kendall Jenner (missed Red Carpet for "Cannes Fashion for Relief" event due to fender bender)

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#5**
This one named rapper/producer/reality star sends his people to wait outside high schools or popular places for high school students to hang out. If they see someone attractive they go up to them and offer a card and explain they work for the rapper/producer/reality star and find some excuse to get the high school student to go over to the home of the rapper/producer/reality star. Once there they will be pressured to perform some type of sexual act before they are allowed to leave.

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#6**
This underage celebrity offspring who every once in a while pops up on a reality television franchise was asked to leave an establishment for doing bumps of coke in a patio area with her significant other. Amelia Hamlin or Delilah Hamlin (Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin) ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#7**
This one named rapper who has so many other women pregnant at the same time as his A+ list rapper girlfriend that I can't keep track was with yet a different woman yesterday even though he told his girlfriend he was with other guys. He risked arrest just so she wouldn't find out. Offset/Cardi B

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#8**
This seen every single day on every cable station media personality who desperately wants his own show cheated on his wife with multiple women and told his wife that was the way their marriage was going to be. She kicked him out. Michael Avenatti/Lisa Storie-Avenatti (tv show with Anthony Scaramucci)

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#9**
With the feds investigating multiple companies belonging to this permanent A list rapper he didn't want that alliterate rapper out of his sight so that surprise trip was canceled. Jay Z/Meek Mill (trip to White House to meet Donald Trump)

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#10**
This flash in the pan A- list singer turned celebrity turned reality star turned talk show host is doing her best to support the singer/child molester she hooked up with back in the day. Maybe she thinks he will help her music career. Chante Moore/ R. Kelly

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#11**
Whenever this couple gets papped as happened this past week, it can mean only one thing. This permanent A list mostly movie actress who was A+ list for almost two decades got busted cheating again with a co-star. Our actress then goes into loving couple mode and hey paps even though you never can find us, here we suddenly are so take your photos to see how loving we are. Julia Roberts/Danny Moder (Dermot Mulroney "Homecoming")

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#12**
A guy is claiming that the money this former stripper/reality star and whatever else she has been was spending like crazy this week was money she stole from his safe after they hooked up with. She would probably just say it was her fee. Blac Chyna

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#13**
I will believe your lame excuses about being too far along in the season to replace this disgraced actor. If I am to believe that was your only reason for not calling out his behavior though, then why invite him to do press for the show? Why have the rest of the cast there supporting him (except his on set wife who hates him more than just about anyone else she has ever met) and posing for photos with him and none of cast allowed to say one negative thing. Watch how fast your viewers flee. Amazon said no to him, but you keep saying yes in every word and action. Jeffrey Tambor/Jessica Walter/Arrested Development (this was before the NYT story that broke all this wide open)
(shame on the male cast of "Arrested Development")

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#14**
This foreign born A+ list athlete in his corner of the athletic world spent the past few nights trying to find a beard. He has been unable to find anyone in several years. Apparently word spreads quickly about how poorly he will treat you. His last long time beard recently has been telling people she was beaten multiple times by him. Lewis Hamilton/Nicole Scherzinger (Cinema Against AIDS amfAR gala)

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#15**
This former A list reality star who is a celebrity offspring and frequent reality show starrer recently went up one size in her breasts. She did it so people will think she weighs more than she does. She is tired of hearing people tell her she needs to eat more. Nicole Richie

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#16**
The Curse: There was a room on the set of this back in the day hit sitcom. It was a room that the young stars of the show were told to never enter if they wanted to keep their careers alive. The adult actors stayed far away from the room. They were taking no chances. Apparently a year after this house was built, three young girls were murdered in the room. A horrific murder that took place after each had been raped by a man who then killed himself after. Of course, kids being kids, most of them went past the temporary barriers set up to keep them out by the owners of the house. What happened to the kids? The A list star of the show saw his career for no reason turn into a dumpster fire and he went from A to not working really quickly. Another star of the show, went from having unlimited career possibilities to suddenly just getting a guest appearance or two a season and making crap movies no one knows exist. One actor who had been an A list tweener made a guest appearance on the show and his career went from A-/B+ list to nowhere on the list. There is no one from that show that went in that room that didn't have their career just wither on the vine and die. Or just die in real life like this once promising A-/B+ list actor. As for the room? When the show ended, the owners tore down the entire house and built a new one.

Hit sitcom: "Malcolm In the Middle" (12334 Cantura Street in Studio City, CA)
Star of the show: Frankie Muniz
Another star of the show: Christopher Masterson
A list tweener:
A-/B+ list actor: Johnny Lewis, Brad Bufanda or Justin Pierce

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **1**
Reader Blind Item: For this former child actor - probably one of the most iconic faces of the 1990s because of this one appearance - it was like Hollywood all over again. Despite the barrage of offers that followed his breakout role, he walked away from the business. Part of it was that people liked him for being famous, rather than for being himself, and part of it was the predators in his midst. He knew why they liked him too. So, as an adult, he got a degree in international relations, and dedicated himself to humanitarian work. He worked on improving access to education for girls in the mideast and elsewhere, but was especially interested in the plight of trafficked children. It turned out to be ugly, grueling work, officials, even parents and family, turning their backs on his efforts. But where as in the business he felt his only choice was to walk away, this was his calling. Sadly, he died in August of last year. His death, by drowning, in a certain (basically) colony, was ruled an accident. But missing from his belongings was his latest and last notebook, which contained not only his usual musings - poems, musings, lyrics (the latter is the reason you'll know him - not his, but this probably permanent A list gen x front man's) - but extensive accounts of child trafficking by wealthy and powerful men in countries he had worked, and involvement by Westerners, including at least one music mogul known around here. He died a martyr's death, like his screen counterpart. Trevor Wilson, star of Pearl Jam’s "Jeremy" video

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#2**
Reader Blind Item: This blind is about the biggest story in London that was never reported. In the 90s I worked in a restaurant that was located on the 15th floor of building off Oxford Street in London. It had great views of the city with wall to wall windows. Half the building was a hotel and the other floors were occupied by the BBC. Due to the location of these offices we often served big and minor celebs in the restaurant. I once made John Cleese and Michael Palin laugh (it doesn’t get much better than that). I also once snapped at ‘Chelle and Sharon from Eastenders because they dared to try and order a drink when I was frazzled and having a minor panic attack. I shared a lift with Ewan McGregor (unfortunately he didn’t hit on me) and put up with a grumpy ‘ol Dell boy! This blind though doesn’t evolve from the mouths of celebs, but from the mouths of BBC news editors and journalists who were having a posh lunch and chat as an end of year celebration. There were about 15 of them and of course about 90% men. I’m Australian and one of them asked me in a deliberately condescending tone, "So, which part of the antipodes are you from?". Yes, they were those kind of fellows. As lunch was served and wine topped up, the conversation turned to deciding what was the biggest story that they had never reported. As the conversation continued, I made sure to stay close to the table and eavesdrop. Wouldn’t you? They tossed around a few ideas and then they all decided on one story that they all knew about, but never reported or even whispered in the press. According to the journos and editors one of the most famous marriages in history ended because the fiery wife actually walked in on her A list husband in bed with one of his male friends. So why was this never reported? They all really liked the A list man who was sprung playing sword fights with his able seaman. (they were quite indifferent about the wife, who has never really been accepted in the upper echelons of British society). They respected him too much personally to reveal the truth. Are you surprised? Prince Andrew, Duke of York/Sarah, Duchess of York

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **3**
The last time this foreign born A- list mostly movie director was at this film festival I wrote about him. What is just coming out now is that he sexually assaulted this at the time A- list mostly movie actress during the festival. An actress who was in one of his movies. Lars Von Trier/Kirsten Dunst ("Melancholia")

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#4**
This A+ list singer/not so good actor is having trouble with ticket sales to his shows. Like so many others the past few years who try and make as much money as possible by jacking up ticket prices to astronomical heights, he is slashing prices and dates to try and increase sales. Justin Timberlake

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#5**
This foreign born celebrity offspring who has done frequent reality gigs cheated on his wife while she was pregnant. Jack Osbourne (Lisa)

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#6**
This B/B- list actor is slowly being pushed out of the show each week and probably won't be back next season for this long running hit show. He is using again. His girlfriend was basically the only person keeping him sober and now she is gone. Pete Davidson/Cazzie David ("Saturday Night Live")

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#7**
Apparently this serial cheating/loving her booze A list singer is pregnant. That is what her cheating new boyfriend is telling people. Miranda Lambert (Evan Felker (Staci Nelson)

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#8**
This foreign born just about permanent A list singer of an A list group is cheating on his A- list actress/celebrity offspring girlfriend. Chris Martin ("Coldplay")/Dakota Johnson

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#1**
Reader Blind Item: This foreign born permanent A list comedian and actor has been publicly wishing for the untimely deaths of his ex-wives and daughters for at least the last couple years. A couple months back, after an interview on late night tv, he was approached on the street by a couple of fans seeking autographs. Because of one fan's ethnicity, and the stereotypes associated with it, he asked this person if he knew anyone that could take care of his "problems." Apparently that's the kind of "joke" that makes you "delightfully grumpy." John Cleese

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#2**
This musician who is more well known for his lucrative side gig (not acting, and no this isn't Jared, but it wouldn't shock me if he did the same thing) is being shone in a positive light by someone all of you know on social media this past week. She might want to hold of on that because he could easily be wrapped up in the #MeToo. It turns out our musician likes nothing more than finding young men from bands and partying with them at his place where he slips them a little something and they wake up naked in bed with the musician being groped or more.

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor has been crashing in/possibly paying some rent to this A list mostly television actor to stay at the television actor's LA home while the television actor has been out of state working. The interesting thing is that when the wife of the television actor is in LA she stays at the house too. I'm not sure the television actor knows that though.

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#4**
Apparently that recent purchase by this permanent A list singer has a direct line of sight to the house I have written about here previously. I don't think that is a coincidence. Beyoncé (a church in New Orleans) (Seventh & Camp Church of Christ, 1129 7th St., New Orleans, LA 70115) (St. Charles "House of Horrors")

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#5**
It's been too long since this closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer had someone he pretended was his girlfriend or even a date. So, enter his ex who is happy to do so again for the money and publicity. Nick Jonas/Olivia Culpo

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#6**
I'm wondering if this A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is going to set her wedding date for before or after the mistress of her soon to be husband gives birth. Taraji P. Henson/Kelvin Hayden

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#7**
Apparently this foreign born A list mostly movie actor turned soon to be television actor dislikes his ex so much that he refuses to have anything to do with the child/ren he has with his ex. Hugh Grant/Tinglan Hong ("A Very English Scandal")

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#8**
Within the past few weeks I wrote how the island owner and his supposedly former friend/attorney were hanging out again. Apparently it all has to do with what the foreign born convicted child molester told the feds before he fled the country. That child molester was a supplier to the island owner and frequent visitor to the island. The island owner also would sometimes pass along teens to NXIVM when he was finished with them. It was a way to keep track of those that knew big secrets. Others that knew big secrets would end up as a wife to friends of the foreign born convicted child molester where they still remain.

Island: Little Saint James, U.S. Virgin Islands ("The Lolita Express")
Island owner: Jeffrey Epstein
Former friend/attorney: Alan Dershowitz
Foreign born convicted child molester: George Nader
Wife to friends: Melania Trump

298. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/21
Today we’re talking about trophy wives and I don’t mean that short-lived sitcom starring Malin Akerman. People close to this A lister are worried about the mental health of his wife, who is often labelled as a trophy wife or accused of being a gold digger on social media. ‘It’s clear he doesn’t emotionally fulfil her,’ the very verbose and very close source tells us,’ and that seems to have left her in this weird place in life where’s seeking substitutes and replacements. She acts very bizarre and has picked up weird habits. I think she needs to find a healthier place.’ Melania Trump

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#1**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This way underage B+ list rapper/celebrity got into a fight with another woman over a guy. Our rapper's main argument about why the almost 30 year old guy should hook up with the rapper is that she was a "way better f**k." Danielle Bregoli ("Cash Me Outside" Girl)

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#2**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: It is very obvious that this heavily botoxed still young former B+ list tweener singer is really good friends with his long time beard. What is just as obvious judging from his fawning and constant touching and flirting with this closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is that he is looking to hookup with guys even in public. Jesse McCartney (Katie Peterson)/Nick Jonas

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#3**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This married initialed A- list rapper/part-time actor/part-time reality star was being his usual a-hole self when he called a woman a w**re because she refused to give him her phone number. T.I.

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#4**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This foreign born A- list singer seems to be everywhere right now. At an after party last night she told a couple of women that while she was recording her latest single with this foreign born A- lister they were going back and forth all day and evening about pegging. Well, she dared him to go through with it and he sent someone out to buy a toy and that night after they finished recording she did just that to him. Dua Lipa/Calvin Harris

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#5**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This brand new solo artist who was formerly in a group was spotted making out with this married DJ/producer who made some interesting news the past few weeks. DJ Khaled/Normani (doesn’t eat box)

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#6**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: After reaching a personal high, this married A/A- list singer was handed a note by a passing woman at an after party. The note apologized to our singer for her year long affair with the singer's husband. Kelly Clarkson (Brandon Blackstock)

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#7**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This openly out B+ list singer/part-time actress was spotted with what was rumored to be her new love interest after being spotted getting cozy at rehearsal in the afternoon. That new love interest is a closeted A+ list singer.

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#8**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Shocking absolutely no one, this former A+ list singer was impossible to deal with during all phases of rehearsal and show and after. Making things worse was the rivalry with her duet partner which saw them yelling at each other in rehearsal and an awful performance last night. Christina Aguilera (Demi Lovato)

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#9**
This late night host can probably expect a call from his employers this morning for being embarrassingly wasted on the red carpet last night on their network's coverage of the show. Things only got worse during the show. I also think, at least on the red carpet he was trying to get back at the interviewer for something that happened in their past they both shared. Andy Cohen/Jason Kennedy (where Jason is on the gay spectrum) (E! and Bravo are both owned by NBC)

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#10**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Proving just how far gone this former A list singer from back in the day is about her married boyfriend, he told her she needed to prove her love to him. Apparently proving it meant him being orally serviced in an out of the way staging area. Several people saw her doing it. Sandra Denton ("Salt" from "Salt-N-Pepper")/Aundre Dean

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#11**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS/KINDNESS: I never thought I would be writing a kindness item about this B list actress/part-time reality star in the midst of a divorce. Anyway, she was in Vegas this weekend loaded down with shopping bags when about a hundred feet in front of her a group of people went swarming by a man in a wheelchair and the wheelchair toppled over. None of the group stopped or offered to help. Our actress dropped all the bags right where she was and sprinted the 100 feet to the man who had no chance of getting back in the wheelchair. Our actress turned the wheelchair upright and then by herself lifted the man back into his chair. By that time, security had arrived and took over. Apparently it was a pretty impressive sight. Jenna Dewan-Tatum

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#12**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: "I'm getting television p***y again baby, why would I need to be with that tired one." Yes, those are the words that escaped the mouth of this multiple time reality show star all of you know when asked by someone last night if he ever hooked up any longer with his ex, who is also a multiple reality show star all of you know and was briefly in the news not long ago. Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio/Aubrey O'Day (had an affair with Donald Trump, Jr.)

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#13**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently this A+ list singer must be looking for a new feuding partner because she was talking a lot of smack about this A list singer/should be actress. A+ list singer: Taylor Swift/Demi Lovato

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#14**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: We should all love someone the way that this foreign born A- list singer loves her cocaine. She greeted it last night at an after party like a long lost family member. Then after an hour she was just being greedy with it and not sharing. Ariana Grande (dating SNL Pete Davidson)

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#15**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This B list celebrity offspring who wanders around the world a lot knows what this permanent A list singer tried to do to her and wants no part of her forever. She also remembers how the A lister did nothing when the offspring told her about a relative and what the relative was doing to the offspring. Paris Jackson/Janet Jackson

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#16**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This former tweener turned adult singer might want to cut back on the coke to stop those pesky nosebleeds like the one she got last night. She would probably say it was the result of "medication." Ariana Grande or Demi Lovato

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#17**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This foreign born A- list reality star from a very hot reality show confided to a friend last night that she is losing her hair and has no idea what to do about it. The reality star says it has started falling out in clumps as of late. Padma Lakshmi ("Top Chef")

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#18**
Over the weekend, this married permanent A list mostly movie actress was supposed to go to an event Friday night with her kids but had to push it to Saturday night because she was late leaving her lover's house and got stuck in traffic. Julia Roberts (Taylor Swift concert)

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#19**
This permanent A list singer obviously is confusing all those mid-teen females he used to have sex with back in the day after he got them drunk as willing. Oh, or he really does believe his best friend was just trying to prove a point by buying child porn. Roger Daltrey/Pete Townshend

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#20**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress just didn't want to stop partying and have to get ready and then go perform for fans, so she blew a recent show off. She basically said f**k it and shows she cares way more about herself than her fans. Rita Ora

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#21**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Bait And Switch: About a decade ago, this at the time B-/C+ list list actor all of you know took his then tween daughter to meet a billionaire benefactor who shares many of the same values of the actor. One of those values is a love of young women. Preferably legal. Now, that is not to say that the tween daughter wasn't encouraged to send bikini photos of herself or turn up in Vegas and make sure the billionaire enjoyed himself watching the offspring sunbathe. In return for all this, the billionaire keeps financing truly awful films for the actor that no one sees. Well, once the daughter turned of legal age, several times each year she spends an evening or a night with the billionaire and the film financing spigots stayed on. Now, our offspring is trying to get out of the deal because lets face it, the guy is old and she is not enjoying the experience at all. So, what to do? She brought in a B-/C+ list celebrity this weekend to do a threesome with the billionaire in hopes that he might want to replace our offspring. The offspring says she is hopeful. She has her heart set on a guy who is much younger and is currently tiring of his relationship with that soon to be divorced former reality star who left her marriage for the man.

B-/C+ list actor: Stephen Baldwin
Daughter: Hailey Baldwin
B-/C+ list celebrity: Justine Skye

320. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/22
You might think otherwise, but it’s often a reality star enters a rehab during the airing of the show. Well, this A list Real Housewife, who is on one of the top franchises (Sorry, Miami), has allegedly been the subject of an intervention and has agreed to go for a sting in a very expensive rehab for alcoholism. Whether her stay will play out on the show or not is another thing. Sonja Morgan ("Real Housewives of New York City")

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#1**
This closeted permanent A list gospel singer who is a Grammy winner/nominee is dying of HIV/AIDS. Donnie McClurkin

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#2**
This former A+ list singer has some of his people outside concerts passing out free t-shirts to women that support the singer/child molester. If they are willing to wear them, they get invited to a party to meet the singer. R. Kelly

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#3**
At dinner last night, this, at least one year A+ list athlete in his corner of the sporting world went on an N word rant/tirade because apparently he felt mistreated by a person of color he had met earlier in the day. Adam Rippon ("Dancing With the Stars")

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
This former A+ list tweener actress turned A-/B+ list adult singer owns over two dozen apartment buildings. No one would have guessed that. Miley Cyrus

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#5**
This Teen Mom star is cheating on his significant other once again. He is a serial cheater and she just swallows it all and sticks with him. Catelynn Lowell/Tyler Baltierra

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#6**
This A list singer/reality star really needs to take a step back and go to rehab. Her coke use is out of control and when you get up close to her, she has lost a ton of weight and looks like death. Camila Cabello

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#7**
The wife of this aging permanent A list mostly movie director who hopefully never directs another movie again is cheating on him with a woman. Soon-Yi Previn (Woody Allen)

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#8**
Say it isn't so. With this closeted foreign born A list mostly television actor's ascent from hit television to big time movies, he may be getting a new beard. The most kneepadish gossip website is trying out new women that his PR team suggests to see who gets the most traction. Apparently this is not sitting right with our actor who still has his television show. He thinks he should be loyal to his long time beard and is pushing back. Sam Heughan ("Outlander")/Mackenzie Mauzy (Holly Willoughby)

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#9**
This closeted A-/B+list athlete is potentially in line for a big promotion relatively soon. A beard would help move that process along, but the athlete probably won't do that. Our athlete is so beloved that people probably won't bother him about his sexuality, even though everybody knows, and it's become more obvious recently. Odell Beckham Jr.

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#10**
This entertainer turned wannabe A+ list mostly movie actor still has at least two women blowing up his phone who he has been hooking up with. I don't think this reunion with the ex is going to last long. John Cena/Nikki Bella

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#11**
This A+ list mostly movie actor leaves a bandana permanently tied around his bicep so a vein is always ready for him to use. He is going to kill himself. Johnny Depp

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#12**
Apparently it took about 8 hours between the time this actor (former A+ list mostly movie actor) and actress (former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee) talked about their respective roles to having sex together at the place he was staying. Keanu Reeves/Halle Berry ("John Wick 3: Parabellum")

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#13**
I think next season on that bar reality show, there should be some reality and just have the star come out and show off that sugar daddy he has been seeing the past six months. James Kennedy ("Vanderpump Rules")

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#14**
Look for this former A- list mostly television actress who really does not act much any longer to be seen with this much much older man who is now paying her legal bills. He has had a crush on her for quite some time. It is kind of creepy considering everything that has gone on. Rose McGowen/Jose Baez (won acquittals for Casey Anthony and Aaron Hernandez) (forced to sell her home to pay attorney fees)

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#15**
About six weeks ago, this B+ list celebrity who has a nickname you all know pulled a knife on his foreign born girlfriend when she told him she was leaving him. She stayed, but this will not end well. Jeremy Meeks ("Hot Felon")/Chloe Green

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#16**
Which One: I really wanted to call this one full circle, but think I have used that name before. This involves three women and a few men, but it is the way this all came to be which is the most interesting thing. The first woman we will call A. You all know her and she ended up with the job. She was not the first or even the second choice, but in the long run, she has worked out well and looking back, probably the best choice. A (former A- list mostly television actress) was chosen by a guy named M. M is one of those guys who has a ton of money and throws enough in the air until women close their eyes and shut out all thought until the sexual act is over. A always seems to need money and has openly admitted in the past to exchanging sex for money. Meanwhile M has kind of collection of one type of woman he wants to sleep with and keeps a running total of them. He has told friends he is up to almost 100. It is a special kind of celebrity. Anyway, the first choice was kind of unusual. The first choice was B. The reason they wanted B is because she spends a great deal of time in the country where she was needed and famous enough, but not too famous where it would work. Finally, she too is known to accept money for arrangements, but here was the sticking point. Usually, even though she is a permanent A list singer in that country, she is the one bearding for lesser known people and never actually has sex with them. They pay to be seen with her and she will live with them, but there is no sex. According to the demands of the ultimate employer, he wanted to be able to have sex with the woman chosen. The second choice was an interesting choice. We will call her C. She is an interesting choice. She lives in the country where she was needed. C also fit the bill of famous, but not too famous. She was perfectly willing to have sex when needed and had done that frequently to land many of her reality jobs/singing gigs. What ultimately disqualified her was N. Apparently N had been instructed by his employers that C was being claimed, yes that was the word used, by someone who she had yachted with in the past and he wanted her available to him when needed. N and M are best buddies. So, in the end, A was chosen and has been doing it for several years at this point. She has made over $1M for her work. Will she end up going to jail? I think it is more likely she will end up killed rather than jailed.
A: Pamela Anderson
B: Kylie Minogue
C: Nicole Scherzinger
M: George Soros
N: Julian Assange

337. NAUGHTY GOSSIP 05/23
Which famous chef has been accused of sexual misconduct by a makeup artist? She claims that while doing her job she was asked for a sexual toy. But the chef insists that he asked for a ‘razor,’ and the whole thing was a big misunderstanding. Currently The Food Network is investigating the claim and has told the young lady that they take her allegations very seriously. He is a favorite of the network and appears in several shows. He is not only worried that his restaurants and product line will be destroyed; he is terrified about what his wife will do! Guy Fieri (restaurants)

338. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/23
What happens when everybody wants a reboot but one of the stars of the classic show? Well, we’re about to find out because this reboot of this mega hit show is coming back and without one of the main stars. Apparently members of the cast have the perfect solution, which is effectively something like ‘kill the fucker off’. Not the funniest solution to a cast clash I’ve ever heard, but I can already hear the fans screaming ‘Yas queens’ and ‘SLAAAY’ on social media. "Buffy the Vampire Killer" (Alyson Hannigan)

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#1**
This foreign born alliterate A- list singer is on double secret probation. One more slip up and she is gone from a high profile gig. Camila Cabello (Taylor Swift tour)

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#2**
Considering her last boyfriend beat her, I guess having a boyfriend who just has her using again is a step up? This foreign born former A list singer all of you know has terrible taste in men. Avril Lavigne (Phillip Sarofim)

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#3**
This foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in just about every country but the US and Canada loves watching the woman he calls his girlfriend have sex with other men. If the other guy is hesitant, our athlete throws cash at him until he says yes. Interesting thing is that back in the day with that foreign born model all of you know he used to call his girlfriend, he had to throw cash at her to get her to have sex with other men, but this woman just accepts it as part of the deal. Cristiano Ronaldo/Georgina Rodriguez (Irina Shayk)

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#4**
This foreign born alliterate actress is trying to supplant this former A list mostly television actress who doesn't act any longer as the voice for a movement. She doesn't care who she has to trample to get to be front and center and it is showing in everything she does. The thirst is strong. Asia Argento/Rose McGowan

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#5**
This former B- list loser turned C- list loser has blown every last cent he ever received in that lottery of life. He is rolling the dice trying to set himself up for life before the lottery runs out. The thing is, he will just blow it all even if he gets what he is asking for from his ex. No, not that one, the rich one. Go get a job. Do something. You have worked maybe five times in the past decade for a couple weeks each time. Kevin Federline/Britney Spears

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#6**
This rebooted reality star can go after that alliterate talk show host all he wants, but he did cheat on his ex which is why she is his ex. Vinny Guadagnino (Elicea Shyann)/Wendy Williams

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#7**
She has a hit show on her hands, but this former news person/host caused a lot of headaches with the amount of drinking she was doing and the amount of takes everything took to get finished. The producers finally discovered they needed to have everything wrapped up noon each day to have no issues. Elizabeth Vargas ("A&E Investigates")

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#8**
She may be a permanent A+/A list singer from a singing family but that doesn't mean she doesn't want a hit. He may be an A+ list singer who makes every song a hit, but he is still the guy who crushed on the permanent singer and he treated her like everyone else. If she wants his help, she has to hook up with him. She did earlier this week. Look for that project together soon. Janet Jackson/Bruno Mars

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#9**
Conspiracy theorist or not, I think you would find it very interesting that an event today and tonight honoring someone (A list celebrity) that would not have been receiving this award otherwise is being financed by the same guy in town that still has not come up with a good explanation for that death he was involved in not too long ago. "Stormy Daniels Day"/Ed Buck

348. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#10**
Seeing the success of this former teen actor, this former almost A- list actress turned drug addict turned actress is trying to get on the making a movie about #MeToo and get some of your money. If what she says is true, she is asking for about ten times what she needs. You figure out where the rest will go. Corey Feldman/Paz de la Huerta

349. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#11**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor who also moonlights a superhero is under a lot of stress right now in that ummm relationship he has and he got into a tussle with the paps which he has never done that I know of in the history of his career. They smell blood in the water. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#12**
That celebrity/business person that Mr. Hedge likes to rightfully go after on a regular basis proved once again what a petty tool he can be. Apparently he felt that his engineers were having too many coffee breaks so he had all coffee machines removed. Meanwhile, our a-hole would invite the engineers to his office for meetings and his assistant would serve coffee for one in bone china to the a-hole. He would knowingly sip it in front of them just to f**k with them. Elon Musk ("Telsa, Inc.")

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#13**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Almost a hundred years ago now there was an A list model who graced the pages of magazines that still exist today. Much like some of the offspring models you see today, this model had a great deal of her success based on the fact she was wealthy and moved in the same circles as the publishers and bought the clothes that were advertised. Our model was married. Marriage was probably not the right thing for her or her husband because they spent more time sleeping with other people than they did each other. At some point, they did manage to produce a son. Not just any son, but a son even more mentally ill than his parents. The son went away to school and our model mother heard her son was involved with another man. Now, our model believed in having as much heterosexual sex as a human could have but was a firm believer that homosexual sex was deviant sex and believed a person could be cured. Her son was summoned home from school and the model would hire escorts for her son every day in an attempt to cure him. When none of them seemed to be able to do so, our model took matters in her own hands because I guess she though incest was better than homosexual sex??? The son snapped and killed his mom. Barbara Daly Baekeland (son, Antony Baekeland)

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#14**
This A list comic actress is a relative newlywed and her marriage is already on the rocks. Amy Schumer (Chris Fischer)

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#15**
Speaking of comic actresses, this A-/B+ list one one finally found out who her foreign born A list dual threat actor was most recently cheating on her with before they split. She had a good idea, but now she knows it was his co-star. Sarah Silverman/Michael Sheen ("Masters of Sex" Caitlin FitzGerald)

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#16**
Once again, this former B/B- list celebrity who enjoys excess partying has chased away another suitor of his A-/B+ list actress ex all of you know. He likes it that way so he can hook up with her from time to time even though he himself puts no such restrictions on the number of women he nauseates each week. Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis/January Jones

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#17**
Gone But Not Forgotten: If you think about someone like Victoria Justice and how she went from work to no work, it is more about bad luck and just making some wrong decisions. You do get the sense she will be back though. One person though, who will probably not be making any time of comeback is this former A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has been acting since childhood. I'm sure all of you know her name even if you can't pick her out of a lineup. She has some big hits to her name. Anyway, in the last three or four years, she managed to have affairs with two or three of the top money people in Hollywood. The wives found out about this and the word was sent out to not hire her for anything. I know, I know, the husbands should be just as much to blame, and that is where we get into part two of this. All of that pillow talk about very bad guys in Hollywood and what they have done to women, she passed along to anyone who would get it out to the media. So, basically she is double cursed right now. The only work she gets is slightly better than diet tea and it is only because she has language skills and can do some modeling and commercial work out of the country. Nicola Peltz; Evanna Lynch; Ashley Tisdale

356. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/24
She had one of the worst reputations in Hollywood because of her bad attitude and her lack of professionalism. Not anymore. Our A list actress is quickly becoming a beloved figure in the industry once again because of her good behaviour on the set of her new show. ‘Dare I say reformed bitch?’ a source says. ‘Seems like she got knocked around the head and turned into a different person.’ Katherine Heigl ("Suits")

357. TAMARA TATTLE 05/24
It’s official. But he will still be seen in episodes this season but is being edited out as much as possible. Thomas Ravenel ("Southern Charm")

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#1**
This Teen Mom must be really sure about her new gig because she just gave up on a contract with a company that provided her a great deal of money in 2017. If I told you the company it would tell you the Teen Mom, because only one would work for that company. For now at least. Farrah Abraham ("CamSoda")

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#2**
This celebrity offspring knows what happened, he is just hoping to get something in the will if he says what he says about his dad. Woody Allen’s son Moses

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#3**
The only reason this A- list mostly television actor who has been acting since he was a tween and comes from an acting family, apologized is because he lost a deal with a company he thought he was going to land. The next thing you know, people won't want to hire him for acting. People see what a tool he is and has been for a decade or longer. Jason Bateman (apologized to Jessica Walter over Jeffrey Tambor comments)

361. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A list actress/part-time director has been forced to leave her kids alone or fly in her lover on a private jet, since our actress can't leave the country with her kids. Angelina Jolie

362. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#5**
With the foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor cheating on her and the B+ list actor/writer showing her she would be one of many, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has seen the light in regards to that foreign born actor ex.
A+ list actor: Ryan Gosling
B+ list actor/writer: Justin Theroux
Actress: Emma Stone
Ex: Andrew Garfield

363. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#6**
Hopefully the celebrity offspring of this permanent A lister will give up the coke and booze during her pregnancy. Francesca Eastwood (Alexander Wraith)

364. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#7**
It isn't drugs, but this crazy named A- list singer is having an abortion so won't be available to perform for a few days. Apparently she thought it was love, but the man who got her pregnant went back to his wife. SZA

365. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie director was supposed to have a very big project on his plate. He will have it no longer because of an explosive claim about to be made regarding the director and a sexual assault. Michael Bay ("Transformers 7" pulled from Paramount schedule)

366. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#9**
Remember last year when this A+ list athlete pulled out of a big time event right before it started? Yes, the same athlete who is married to a celebrity offspring. Apparently the athlete got caught having sex with the wife of one of his friends and the friend beat up the A+ lister to the point where he had to pull out of the event. Dustin Johnson (married to Paulina Gretzky, daughter of Wayne Gretzky) (withdrew from 2017 Masters Tournament after a freak injury to his lower back during a fall at his rental home a day earlier)

367. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#10**
Speaking of directors, I am not really sure how this A list director/documentarian keeps getting work. You get a couple beers in this guy and no woman around him is not going to get hit on whether they like it or not. Morgan Spurlock

368. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#11**
Apparently this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor doesn't think people will remember the way he treated a family member and thinks he can whitewash the whole thing now with some new narrative. No, you can't. Just like you can't replace names in stories to fit whoever you are with in the current time. Every tabloid should challenge him on it when he brings it up and ask the questions they knew the answers to and not just let him get away with it. Ryan Reynolds (his "tough" and deceased father)

369. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#12**
Apparently there is a new cure for whatever condition is ailing this former A+ list singer turned A/A- lister wannabe actress. She takes LSD once a week like clockwork. Lady Gaga

370. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#13**
Apparently, this former actress turned bride invited a whole slew of A+ list celebrities to her wedding she had never invited because she wanted to meet them all. They are the same celebrities who would never have given her the time of day previous to this. Most of the people she invited said no because they thought it was weird to be invited if they had never met either person. One of those people is this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who showed the invitation to friends. Meghan Markle/Reese Witherspoon

371. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#14**
Speaking of that wedding, it was pretty interesting that one foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wasn't invited. Oh, our actress wanted her invited but doesn't know about the three day weekend her groom spent with the A lister. Apparently that is one weekend he doesn't want to relive. He treated the A lister like crap and she got some revenge two years later although she won't say what the revenge was. Margot Robbie/Prince Harry

372. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#15**
There is a reboot coming of a popular kid's show and apparently some of the people hired behind the scenes are people you want your children to stay miles away from. Looking at this from the outside, it seems as if this reboot is designed to fulfill a bunch of sick fantasies for some old white guys. "Double Dare"; "The Babysitters Club"

373. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#16**
It used to be that this long time married foreign born permanent A list celebrity the whole world knows would keep his indiscretions far from home. Then, they got closer but with very discreet people who ensured that everyone remained silent through the threat of force is necessary. Then, he got involved with someone closer to home who told a few friends which is how we know about her. Now though, he has just become kind of semi-public with all of it and you wonder how much more his wife will take before throwing in the flag. David and Victoria Beckham

374. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#17**
This A list reality star with a very very lucrative side gig is going behind the backs of the company that made her all that money because she wants a bigger piece of the pie which she thinks she will get with this other company. Problem is though, the other company's products are crap. Kylie Jenner
("Kylie Lip Kit" by Colourpop)

375. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#18**
I love how the remaining two stars are trying to make it seem as if this actress wanted off the almost network superhero show. She has been basically pushed out by the two bigger stars and she definitely has a chip on her shoulder and stories to tell about her treatment.
Show: "Arrow"
Actress: Willa Holland
Stars who pushed her out: Stephen Amell and Emily Bett Rickards

376. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#19**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is being used by a charitable organization. They use her face, which she knowingly allows, on their brochures. The thing is, the brochures she has seen are not the ones that are used in the slums where parents are convinced to sell their children to the group. The parents, if they see their children again, will probably be in their late teens when they have outlived their usefulness or in a letter expressing condolences on the child's death and a few bucks as compensation.

377. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#20**
I wrote about this former A list athlete not that long ago and the information he wanted to trade for some federal crimes he was facing some charges for. Now, he is trying to use that same information for state charges and as an added sweetener says he knows where videos are of the former A+ lister he wants to give up and some young girls. Lenny Dykstra

378. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#21**
Always Look At The Foundation: This self-proclaimed A+ lister is really just a guy with a specialized degree who flits between reality shows calling himself the best at what he does in medicine. I will tell you one thing he is the best at and that is using his foundation to find and groom young boys. He made some news a few years back with some pretty groundless legal actions and has made things even worse. He sent his male lover to the offices of the people he is suing and then accused the people in the other office of improper behavior with the boyfriend. Apparently the licensing board was not amused and his insurance company is tired of his antics and want him to settle the lawsuit.

379. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/25
It will soon be time for this A list actress to promote her big movie and memos are already being given out to journalists and magazines that she will absolutely not talk about the Me Too Movement or the Harvey Weinstein scandal or anything related. Does it hit a little too close to home? Does she just want to avoiding heading down that rabbit hole? Who knows? Either way. Don’t expect to see her chit-chatting or getting blue over anything pertaining to those topics any time soon. Cate Blanchett ("Ocean's 8") (clue: "Blue Jasmine")

380. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#1**
This permanent A+ list rapper and this permanent A+ list singer have largely remained silent about this former A+ list rapper. That does not hold true for a sibling of the singer who thinks the former A+ list rapper is trying to sabotage his career to get out of paying debts to the previously mentioned couple. The sibling has been talking smack to anyone anytime about what she thinks. Jay Z/Beyoncé/Kanye West/Solange Knowles

381. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#2**
Apparently some people behind the scenes promised a very large donation or two to a reelection campaign and a "foundation" controlled by the decision maker. If charges had been brought, our mogul would likely have had to testify and no one who has their hands out for donations in any profession wanted to see that happen. Money always seems to win. David Geffen/Andrew Cuomo re-election

382. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#3**
This A-/B+ list rapper was in a strip club last night enjoying the sights before taking three of them out of the club with him for more personal partying. I guess his A list reality star significant other has just learned to accept it because she does nothing. Travis Scott/Kylie Jenner

383. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#4**
Apparently even though this performer/actor was the one who was doing the cheating and making the demands, his people are still making sure tabloids take his side in the story if they want further access to him. They have been told, that even though the couple is apparently back together that they want to see proof of positive stories about him in the situation or no interviews in the future. John Cena/Nikki Bella

384. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#5**
Reporters are doing their best to next bring down this long time A list mostly movie actor who started off as an A list television actor. He has had multiple allegations thrown on him over the years but has managed to slide his way out of them. Apparently he has almost every one he has ever had sex with or been in a compromising position with sign a NDA. This is making it very tough for reporters to get someone to talk on the record. Denzel Washington ("St. Elsewhere"); George Clooney ("ER"); John Travolta ("Welcome Back, Kotter"); Bruce Willis ("Moonlighting")

385. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#6**
This former A list singer/musician who has not had a hit in decades is trying to hide the fact he was cheating on his foreign born celebrity wife from the soon to be ex-wife and the public. Apparently the other woman is a good four decades younger than the singer/musician. Ric Ocasek/Paulina Porizkova

386. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#7**
Apparently being a recurring character on a streaming service and the lack of yachting gigs for this summer have caused a cash flow problem for this B+ list mostly television actress all of you would know but the supermarket tabloid reader might not unless they watched that network show she was on. Our actress is selling things off and downsizing. Interesting side note to the yachting thing. Apparently she had some gigs last year where she bailed last minute and another where she went but then tried to ask for more once she got there. Naya Rivera

387. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#8**
The A list everything in her own mind, but is for sure an A list celebrity is talking big about some huge movie directing gig she is looking at. That is not going to happen. It sounds good when she talks about it though. Jennifer Lopez

388. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#9**
Reader Blind Item: Which generation x kid actor turned adult actor who in recent years has been known as the screen dad of an epic production touts his support for gay rights but refuses to undress in front of or shower with men at the NYC gym he attends, apparently fearing he'll be set upon by a pack of ravenous gays. Ethan Hawke ("Boyhood")

389. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#10**
I don't know where all 1,500 missing migrant children are, but I do know the feds are talking to this foreign born movie/television mogul who has ties to capitals all over the world and a network actress all of you know. Between the two of them, and the production companies they control, they somehow managed to be the "sponsor" of about 100 migrant children. I don't know if they are the same ones who are missing. What I do know is that this mogul and his partner are in production on almost a dozen shows in various countries and that these children they sponsor have been sweeteners if you will to get the deals done. Ostensibly, the children are to be "adopted," but in reality are probably being forced to be household slaves or sex slaves.

390. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#11**
This A list talk show host is headed to divorce. The host has been selling off things purchased during the marriage for the property division. Ellen DeGeneres (Portia de Rossi )

391. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#12**
There sure is a lot of back and forth of two jets, one of which is registered to this very wealthy family, between various properties in the US owned by the family and an island in the South Pacific. Apparently in the two weeks it has been going on, no one from any agency has even inspected the outgoing planes or the passengers or what they are carrying. On the other end, everything is greased with local officials so nothing has to be done. One celebrity offspring is in the South Pacific, but no one knows if she will stay. Clare Bronfman/Wakaya Island

392. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#13**
This B- list actress spent another night away from her former A- list mostly television actor boyfriend. She has been partying a lot and can't go home when she is wasted.

393. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#14**
This both sides of the pond reality star from a reality family picked up right where she left off three years ago when this A+ list mostly movie actor was married. The reality star was in LA filming and the pair met at a hotel and spent three weeks mostly together. Now, the A+ lister is divorced and this week he has been to see her where she is living while he is doing press. Stephanie Pratt ("Made In Chelsea")/Chris Pratt

394. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#15**
This foreign born B/B- list actress/model with the hard name to spell has been trying to land a sponsorship gig with a certain kind of foreign based/kind of not company. She is always carrying their product but they don't want to have anything to do with her. Emily Ratajkowski/Fiji Water

395. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#16**
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned A- list mostly television actress on a very hit network show which is now defunct has signed on for a new role. She wants a break from her husband and figured this is the best way. Jennifer Love Hewitt ("Ghost Whisperer") ("9-1-1")

396. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#17**
This A+/A list pro athlete showed off his new beard last night at a big event. She had no idea she was going to be shown off to the world as his girlfriend. She is not fully on board with all of this but he didn't really give her much of a chance to say no. He is not paying her and she was dating another guy too but now feels her hand was forced by the athlete. JJ Watt/Kealia Ohai

397. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#18**
Traditional:
#1 - Considering the drugs this permanent A list rapper is using right now, it was probably not the best idea for this foreign born rapper to start hooking up with him. Eminem/Nicki Minaj

#2 - This momager all of you know is trying to get people to invest in a company she started. The company has no chance of succeeding but she thinks it will make her a billionaire. So far, all the money she has received has been spent flying around the world in private jets looking for more. Kris Jenner

#3 - Interesting that this celebrity offspring who has been in the news a bit the past week is hooking up with the guy who molested her at 12. Paris Jackson/cousin TJ

#4 - This Teen Mom was turned down cold by that celebrity turned Madam who said no one would want the Teen Mom star, or at least be willing to pay for it. By the way, the Madam's business is booming.
Teen Mom: Briana DeJesus; Jenelle Evans
Madam: Farrah Abraham

398. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#1**
This former A- list mostly television actress who last was seen in a now defunct fairly hit television show but is in the news fairly frequently despite her lack of work was seen popping a bunch of prescription pills prior to a television interview yesterday. As she left the studio, she could barely stand. Rose McGowan

399. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#2**
The Opportunist: The entertainment biz is no stranger to bottom feeders, especially after someone famous dies. It seemed to reach a new level years ago after Marilyn Monroe died and has gone downhill from there. The feeding frenzy after Elvis died also comes to mind, but there are others too. Tell-all books, interviews, even a photograph someone snuck of the King himself inside his open coffin which was pretty shocking back in the day. The same thing happened when Michael Jackson and Prince died too. Social media has made it even easier for the vultures to circle around dead famous people, which brings us to today's blind. The subject of our story is a relentless opportunist who is also exploiting a tragic situation for personal gain. We'll call her Ms. B. Ms. B claims she has special talents that make her involvement in a particular scenario very important. Ms. B is currently being paid thousands of dollars by people she's duped into adopting her narrative. What isn't widely known is that Ms. B. has a shady financial history that goes back years and years- but since she's so very slick, those unaware of this history are still buying what she has to sell. What her followers don't realize though, is that she's playing all sides. She's also being well paid by a group of people to divulge information, and she's singing like a birdie. This information is extremely useful for these people, because they are preparing to take legal action against several individuals. When it happens, it's going to be ugly, but Ms. B doesn't care. She will fade into the sunset with a very large paycheck, and will move on to the next scam. Amy Venezia ("Intuitive Counseling") (regarding death of Chris Cornell)

400. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list singer is having no part of the press tour of this movie. She is planning to show up at a premiere or two, but says her commitment to the film stops at acting. Rihanna ("Ocean’s 8")

401. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#4**
This former A+ list rapper cares about himself so much and really no one else, that he is throwing hundreds, if not thousands of kids under a very large bus that he promised to help but is now abandoning. Our rapper made promises to kids and to others, but now only thinks of himself. Kanye West/Donda's House

402. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#5**
The biggest money maker of the night was two fold. There was the auctioning off of the trip that everyone saw, although, the winner was kept anonymous. Then, there was the behind the scenes, auction. The way it worked was there were maybe a dozen couples or so that were invited to a pre-auction auction before the regular millionaires showed up. Kind of like pre-gaming a cocktail party. Yes, I know that isn't a real word. Anyway, a trip to the same place was auctioned but this trip came with female extras all provided by the owner of the island. There is some buzz that the ultimate destination of the trip is the island, but I don't know that for sure for now. The winning bid on the trip with extras was close to $1M. Trip to the Caribbean with Bill Clinton/Clinton Foundation/Jeffrey Epstein

403. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#6**
This former A list mostly movie actress is celebrating a birthday today. There was a time when she made a foreign film and got raped on the set of the film but was told by her agent she couldn't get out of the movie. So, she had to go back to the set every day after it happened. She didn't shoot another movie for almost two years and it really stalled her career. Pam Grier ("Twilight of Love")

404. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#7**
This celebrity with a nickname made his girlfriend dependent on him to get her drugs which he also got her hooked on. She is trying to fight the withdrawals anyway she can, and hopefully the result is not as devastating as it could be. Apparently her drug use only stopped a few months ago. Jeremy Meeks ("Hot Felon")/Chloe Green

405. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#8**
This foreign born wannabe singer/very thirsty individual with reality show friends might be a gazillionaire but as she is discovering, she needs to have sex for tracks, in addition to paying a lot of money. Way too much money. Producers are taking advantage of her every which way they can.

406. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#9**
This alliterate basketball player is still cheating on his celebrity girlfriend with the same woman he has been seeing for months and months. Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian

407. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#10**
This former A list cable reality star who is desperate for a new show to get back to financial solvency is spending a great deal of her remaining funds on drugs. She says it is medicine, but it is drugs. Abby Lee Miller ("Dance Moms")

408. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#11**
This disgraced comic actor is trying to find dirt on his accusers so get back at them for his downfall. Louis C.K.

409. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#12**
This former A- list celebrity turned B+ list actress turned B list reality star all of you know has run through her entire fortune. Every last penny. She is living month to month at this point and has started calling her ex musician boyfriend who is in a relationship. She is doing everything she can to make him dump his girlfriend. Carmen Electra/Dave Navarro (Andrea Tantaros)

410. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#13**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show is set to get married to a co-star, but is still hooking up with a different co-star. Kit Harington/Rose Leslie (Emilia Clarke)

411. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#14**
I give this permanent A+ list rapper a lot of well deserved grief, but even I know when he is being extorted by someone who has made the rapper's life miserable for almost a decade. I keep thinking that one day the guy is going to just be gone in some mysterious accident. Jay Z/Rymir Satterthwaite

412. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#1**
This A list singer was no saint when she was a tween actress so it is pretty strange that she chose to throw shade at this teen actress on a hit almost show for doing something way more innocent than our singer used to do at the same age. Ariana Grande/Millie Bobby Brown

413. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#2**
Public records say one thing, but they don't tell the whole story. This oligarch was allowed to purchase a property for a tenth of its value by the mogul who contributed the remaining 90% himself to make it look like an almost full price transaction.The mogul owes lots of favors to the person with lots of friends on the sanctions list. David Geffen/Eugene Shvidler, a business partner and close pal of Roman Abramovich

414. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#3**
This teenage loving A- list reality star has a new show in the works, but it is just an excuse for him to get more people to give him money for his worthless investments. There is money to be made with what he is doing on the show, but that avenue is available to people who invest with him. He sets them up in his shell corporations where the only profits are on paper and they eventually get wiped out and into the reality star's pockets. Scott Disick

415. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#4**
This A list singer/producer all of you know is more famous for his producing and writing than his singing, although his success there has been huge too. Anyway, he has been cheating on his wife with a French model he met during a photo shoot. Timbaland

416. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#5**
This foreign born B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who might be better known for being a professional beard had to sign a NDA before she hit the casting couch to land a role in a new movie. Suki Waterhouse/James Franco ("Future World")

417. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#6**
For once, it was this foreign born A- list mostly action movie actor who needed the publicity and not the foreign born model/wannabe actress he calls his girlfriend who hits every red carpet in town every night. Things were definitely broken between the pair, but a need for paps brought them together. Jason Statham/Rose Huntington-Whiteley (homophobic rant)

418. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#7**
Items belonging to this now deceased foreign born A list singer keep showing up on auction sites and in pawn shops. They were all stolen by an ex of the singer who is selling them off one by one to finance his drug and escort lifestyle while he plots on how to get more. George Michael (Fadi Fawaz)

419. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#8**
It was touch and go whether this foreign born one named basically one hit wonder would check herself into a mental health facility. She has been performing still, but her shows are a fraction of the length they were and she has panic attacks all day and evening leading up to shows. She needs a long rest. Lorde

420. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#9**
This married permanent A list still playing athlete called in some favors to find a model or two who would stay quiet if he hooked up with them. Honestly, they probably had no idea who he was, but they know what will happen to them, if they say anything. Now, if he had gone through that new Madam, she would have posted pictures of the hookup. Discretion is not really her jam. Tom Brady (Farrah Abraham)

421. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#10**
This alliterate actress has been making noise to her Twitter fans. She says that an actress who was previously a co-star and left the show before our alliterate actress (and got higher ratings) earned her job via the casting couch. Pauley Perrette/Cote de Pablo ("NCIS")

422. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#11**
Speaking of the show mentioned in #10, the alliterate actress has got some support in her campaign, from this former A- list mostly movie actress turned A- list mostly television actress at the time she had a run in with her co-star. He wanted her replaced with someone he "could get along with more" and when the big boss on the show took her side over his, he went to the network and threatened to walk out. So, what did the network do? Killed off the actress and fired the big boss on the show. Since that point in time, the star of the show has done what he wanted and knows that no one will stop him because the network made their decision and won't do anything about anything he does.

Show: "NCIS"
A- list actress: Lauren Holly
Co-star: Mark Harmon
Big boss: Donald P. Bellisario

423. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#12**
This foreign born singer who was not in an earlier blind item about a foreign born singer is way more famous than she probably should be based on airplay and record sales. She has made news recently because she has apparently compromised her political beliefs for the sake of some publicity and money and a thirst for more fame. Actually though, she does share some very racist points of view with a person close to her. Grimes/Elon Musk

424. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#13**
This B- list take anything actress is hooking up with the significant other of this celebrity offspring/actress of a permanent A+ lister in multiple areas.

425. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#14**
Usually it is this other actress from this almost network hit not involving a superhero. This time though, it is an actress who can't quite make it on that almost network money and met up with some representatives of Bani down south to make arrangements to do some summer yachting which will pay way more than she has earned in total from that show. Of course, it is because of the show she can command those kind of fees. Lili Reinhart ("Riverdale")

426. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#15**
This probably could have been a kindness, but this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has a franchise that keeps on humming along got paid a ton of money to attend a charity event, but then promoted it like she did it all for free and out of the kindness of her heart. Brittany Snow ("Pitch Perfect") ("Fruit Tre Project")

427. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#1**
This former B list singer/rapper is basically a one hit wonder. He also has a famous ex. His career has gone downhill since he discovered crack. He is in really bad shape. Travie McCoy (Katy Perry)

428. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#2**
This always outspoken rapper decided to break some news. She is never shy about exposing everything going on behind the scenes. She threw some serious shade at the A list reality star and the man the reality star calls her husband. Our rapper basically said one shouldn't cast stones at glass houses. The rapper has written a bunch of hits for the husband of the reality star because he is not as good as he used to be. So, maybe the reality star shouldn't be calling out other people for their writing issues. Azealia Banks/Kim Kardashian/Kanye West

429. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#3**
For the first time I can remember, this former A+ list rapper/wannabe actor let it publicly be known that he likes women to use strap ons on him. Considering who is doing it to him as of late, there will probably be video of it soon. 50 Cent/Chanel "Coco" DeLisser

430. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#4**
Letters - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: I don't get a lot of letters - I mean who does these days - but it came as a special surprise when in recent months I received a large padded envelope, return address a PO box in Hollywood. It was stuffed with letters, all of them from the 80s, and each stamped with an apparent rating: G, PG, PG-13, R, and finally X (which for those of you too young to remember = NC-17 today). They had been opened and read, I could tell, then returned to their envelopes. I immediately knew what they were: fan letters. During my brief encounter with fame, these parcels came twice-monthly. Initially, they were unmediated - sent directly from my agent's office to my home address. Most were from tween girls, regular readers of teen magazines, and members of various fan clubs. I was advised to write back only rarely, when it was a child with cancer, or whose parents had just divorced, or something - you weren't supposed to be too accessible. All the others would get a canned reply, and head shot, if requested. I promptly ignored this advice, writing back to as many of them as I could find the time. Almost always, they wanted to know: did I have a girlfriend? My agent told me to always say yes, whether or not it was true, because boys were supposed to have girlfriends. Umm, where's yours, I thought. He had only a "personal assistant" (the first time I had heard the term), this eighteen year old boy who he claimed to have rescued from a troubled home several years earlier. The first time I met him I thought he was my age, or no more than a year or two older. I thought it was his son. Nope, more like his "son." (Funnily: my on-again, off-again beard since grade school - the first girl I had ever kissed - had with her twin sister been "discovered" by an associate of my agent, shortly before it happened to me. They had a small role at the opening of a lodging-themed cult horror flick, running and screaming, and were offered others afterward. But their mother, who became fast aware of how the business worked at the turn of the decade, pulled the plug on it all.) My own experience with fandom soon took a dark turn too. One of my correspondents was a boy my age in Nebraska - just about the only boy who wrote to me. He seemed nice enough, and (since I had a small/secret crush on him) it didn't even matter that our shared interests were mostly the fabrications of a bitter Hollywood screenwriter turned copywriter for the agency. (It was all, you understand, designed to appeal to tween girls, without ever being overtly gay - certain things were in, and others out. Unless you were being groomed for "bad boy" parts, for instance, a taste for heavy metal was verboten, as was an interest in horror movies. According to the press releases, my favorite band was "Wham!," and my favorite movie was "the Goonies" [which, at least, I actually did like]. I preferred Benihana [this was the 80s remember, when Japan was the future] to Mexican, but I'd never try sushi. The scar above my right eye was caused by a dog attack [a standard period sit com trope - I had actually collided with my teammate's front teeth playing soccer]. I liked the beach, playing cards, light blue...) A month or two into our correspondence, I got a letter which I knew to have a picture inside. I hurriedly tore open the envelope, only to find the nude photo of a middle aged man lying naked on a lakeside beach. The accompanying letter, which described "traditional coming of age rites," from Sparta to New Guinea, laid bare (you'll forgive the pun) his interest in me. He would kidnap me, he said - like Zeus did Ganymede - and "show me the path to manhood so lacking in the modern world." You may not remember a single line from Shakespeare, but somehow the words of creeps stick with you for decades. I left it on the counter for my parents to find, and that was the end of that. One of the office ladies - a nice woman who called me Bunny for some reason (I think I had shown up there in a Peter Rabbit costume once) - was assigned the task of screening my mail, and giving each letter a rating. In those months, I managed to leverage my fleeting celebrity for one thing: a real pen pal. Maybe I was just mad at having been burned (as in deceived and taken advantage of) by Middle Aged Man, or maybe it was that I wanted to connect with someone who got what I was going through. (For all but the most well-adjusted - which I was most certainly not - a certain amount of withdrawal is common. People you've known think you're being aloof, but it isn't that at all. Prior to this moment, you've only ever had a private life, with all its expectations, and deficits - the stuff of normal life. Now you have a public self, which has taken over your body, and image, and increasingly your life. Strangers, and even some friends, begin to see you as that. As a kid, and even as an adult, a part of you just wants to hide. As a counterpoint example, one of my friends in high school was this actress who played opposite probably the biggest kid star of the decade [all because of this one movie] in the flick that followed. I didn't understand it to be film noir, or kid noir - these were terms I wouldn't hear until college - but it was one of my favorite movies back then. It was also a big inspiration for this feature I'm writing, "the Little Drummer Boy." If kindness were a child actor, she was it: despite a regular tv gig she got straight As in AP classes, was always generous with her time, and did charity work not because she had to, but because she wanted to. I'd been hoping she might come out of actor retirement for the role of the dancing boy's mother, and I'm pleased to find she's willing to act again. In fact, I'm hoping her former screen mate might consider playing the dad. But I digress...) My pen pal and I had met at this charity dinner, which fittingly enough for the movie he was about to appear in, was devoted to funding Russian exchange students, and promoting "peace through friendship." (I don't know why I was there. It had been decided that my Special Interest would be world peace - which annoyed me because it sounded like a beauty pageant contestant - so I guess it had something to do with that. The Soviet-era swag on display though was pretty cool: old spy cameras [one a wrist watch, another a pen], folk art by Cossacks, an Afghanistan invasion force play set. My favorite was the spy stuff. It was like that game "Top Secret," but for real.) You could tell even then that he was already over it, just wanted to get back to his friends, and baseball (which was his original talent, and part of the reason he got the role in the first place). I figured it was why I stopped hearing from him after a few months, and why he never worked again. What I only realized, after getting this parcel, was that there might be more to the story. Astonishingly, there was one final letter from him - which began with his usual good will, and goings on (he'd mark each day he had left in Hollywood, as if it was jail), but ended with a warning. The week prior, he'd been invited to a certain private club well known to CDAN readers. He was only there a short time before things got palpably strange, and uncomfortable, with one of the adults present. After demanding use of a phone for close to ten minutes, he was finally able to call his father in the midwest, who in turned called him a cab back to his hotel. (He was in town to do publicity.) The letter was marked with an X, presumably by my agent, to indicate it was not for my eyes: people protecting their kind, and all. So, why did I get it now, after all these years? I'm thinking it's because of what's happened, beginning last October. You wonder who else is getting what. You wonder what they're turning over to the appropriate authorities. (As in: the letter is no longer in my possession.) There was this other letter too, the envelope marked conspicuously with the stuff of 80s fan girls: hearts, clouds, rainbows, unicorns. That was all tongue in cheek, or at least meant in the best possible way. As it turns out, I knew, or at least had met my correspondent. "Dear *****," it read. "Not sure if you remember me, but I was that studio intern who made sure you didn't end up on a milk carton. I just wanted to write and maybe cheer you up. I know you didn't get the part, but I thought you did good. And for what it's worth the production is a mess." Oddly enough, even after all this time, this did make me feel better. In this business it isn't even always success that matters, but the perception of it. As I had said, more or less, I was or would start to become famous for something that didn't yet exist. I'm thinking that this is the proverbial way the world works. The only difference between a con and a hustle is that with the latter, you have the goods. You either break through the noise, or you don't. Almost never does anyone get an "e" for effort. ut I was just happy to hear from her too, however belatedly. She was that rare flower of kindness in the asphalt of Hollywood. And these being internet times, she wasn't hard to find. She's married now, with two nice and nearly grown kids. Stay tuned for Part 2!

431. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a solid A- lister. He crashed and burned at his attempt to headline a movie. Anyway, our actor is closeted, but also enjoys picking up women or verbally abusing them, depending on his mood. The actor is using an anonymous Snapchat account which uses the initials of a family member. Taylor Lautner

432. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#6**
One wonders if this A- list mostly television actor who can definitely be A list when his long time show is airing or when he was seen in numerous other hits knows one of his managers has been sued for fraud. It sounds like the actor needs to run in the opposite direction from this particular manager. David Duchovny (Brad Davidson)

433. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#7**
This permanent A/A- list musician who is that high because of the name recognition is known for being an a-hole. Oh, and a bigger one when drunk. He recently trashed a hotel room when his girlfriend wouldn't let him into her bedroom. Apparently they always get separate rooms in hotels. Sounds like love. Tommy Lee/Brittany Furlan

434. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#8**
Yes, this closeted foreign born A list singer has hooked up with the half in/half out former A list solo singer who now fronts a band some of the time. Shawn Mendes/John Mayer ("Dead & Company")

435. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#9**
This former A- list mostly movie actress is fine with month to month arrangements but she wants cash upfront for the whole month. The problem with that, is the multiple franchise actress has been known to bail if she finds someone else with more money. Apparently though, times have been tough the past few months and there have been no takers. Tara Reid

436. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/28 **#10**
Missing: Apparently, this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a child was the last person seen with a woman who can't be found. It happened on the east coast several months ago and the actor, who all of you know, says he dropped her off after their date. They met on an app and he says she came to his place via Uber and they hooked up and then he personally drove her home. He last saw her when she got out of the car. The next day, one of her friends went to the woman's home and the woman wasn't there. After two days of friends and family looking for her, they filed a police report. When the police started investigating they found the connection to the actor. He was allowed to come back here to LA when filming wrapped, but detectives did fly out here once with more questions. Our actor does have a temper problem and has abused women in the past.

437. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#1**
This former A list mostly television actor who played an iconic role and has even done so in other projects despite not getting much other work is trying to make some incidents with some women on a recent show go away before he gets caught up in the MeToo movement.

438. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#2**
This part-time reality star who is a full time celebrity sibling has her A list sibling always sending cash to her various drug dealers. His employer would not be pleased. Hennessy Carolina/Cardi B

439. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#3**
This alliterate former A- list mostly television actress who has frequently made news the past few weeks was admitted to a psychiatric facility for about 24 hours this past week. Pauley Perrette ("NCIS")

440. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#4**
This former A list entertainer turned reality star all of you know is suffering from early stages of Alzheimer's disease.

441. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actress thought her television experience would be a one off thing. Forced into making it a two off thing, she has not been pleased. To make things worse, two co-stars have decided to turn their own unpleasant set experiences into a PR campaign against the A+ list actress which is really out of place.
Show: "Big Little Lies"
A+ list actress: Reese Witherspoon
Two co-stars: Shailene Woodley/Zoë Kravitz

442. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#6**
This A list everything in her own mind thinks it is love, but her boyfriend thinks of it as something to pass the time in between seeing other women. Jennifer Lopez/Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez

443. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#7**
This foreign born A+ list singer likes to talk about how much he loves his girlfriend, but to other women he is trying to hook up with he says the couple is on the rocks. Ed Sheeran/Cherry Seaborn; Liam Payne/Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini

444. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#8**
This celebrity offspring was full on feeding the media frenzy when she thought it was helpful to have them thinking she was dating this foreign born A+ list singer. As she discovered though, it really hurt her dating and yachting prospects so has shut down that entire train of thinking. Considering she was implying to tabloids something the polar opposite a month ago, they are not happy. Hailey Baldwin/Shawn Mendes

445. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#9**
This A- list mostly television actor who has a hit pay cable show and works constantly for another told his actress ex he didn't want more kids. Well, his new girlfriend says they are trying like crazy to have a baby. Liev Schreiber ("Ray Donovan") (Taylor Neisen/Naomi Watts)

446. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#10**
There is a lot of animosity right now between all the celebrity offspring wannabe models and this foreign born celebrity offspring model who seemingly overnight took away their best shots at big deals with companies. Lady Kitty Spencer

447. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#11**
In the past I have written about the deals that this A+ list mostly movie actor makes with booking agencies for models. He is seen with them a few times and the model's rates go up and they get more bookings. It turns out that a couple of yachting pimps have the same deal with this foreign born former A+ list tweener. He is seen with them once or twice and gets paid either in money or sex and then the woman he was with is in higher demand for yachting and the pimps can make double or triple their money.
A+ list actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
A+ list tweener: Justin Bieber

448. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list athlete is loooong retired. He was cheating on his soon to be ex wife with a friend of his daughter. Boris Becker (Lily)

449. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#13**
This reality mother all of you know has never really been considered soft and cuddly. Apparently she has raided the trusts set up for her kids to maintain her lifestyle. Kate Gosselin

450. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#14**
The wife of this NASCAR driver has been getting a little fame for herself and trying to get even more. This is not about that. It is about her husband cheating on her though and she will be devastated if she finds out. Whitney (Austin Dillon)

451. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#15**
This foreign born alliterate singer is hooking up with this married permanent A list singer. Apparently it has been going on for well over a year.

452. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#16**
She is enjoying life right now and thinks she will never be caught laundering money. However, this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort should watch every episode of Locked Up Abroad because all of them said the same thing she is saying before they were busted. Lindsay Lohan

453. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#17**
This former A list singer who has not had a hit in awhile but still has really good name recognition had a bunch of people from the cult out and about at a concert this weekend convincing people to give their contact information for a fan club for the singer. Nope. All those people can expect constant phone calls and e-mails now. Beck ("All Points East Festival") (Scientology)

454. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/29 **#18**
Rocker Rapists: This band was A+ list and American. I find that typically, the greatest sex offenders from the 70's were members of British bands (yes I am talking to you Jimmy Page). This American band though, seemingly was right there on his level and others. This group, which since its formation has undergone name and personnel changes, was at its peak in the 70's. Much like all their 70's counterparts, they had a following of underage groupies they would regularly get drunk and rape. I'm sure they would all say the groupies consented, but if you are 15 with a 30 something old guy, are you consenting? Anyway, this band had a policy that if you wanted a backstage pass or to be considered a groupie worthy of going on tour or back to a hotel room or bus, you had to have sex with every single member of the band first. They would get some mid teen female drunk and then rip off her clothes and rape her. Each taking a turn. When they were finished, the other part of the ritual was to ask any of the crew if they wanted a turn. This went on until everyone said no or they were finished. At that point, the band and crew would pretend they had not just raped this person and welcome her into "the family." At that point, each member of the band would decide who she belonged to and she was not given a choice about who would be her regular rapist. If she ever protested or spoke up she would be beaten and probably replaced. Oh, and if she was on the road with the group, they would just leave her wherever they were and she would have to make her own way home.

455. NAUGHTY GOSSIP 05/30
Which star doesn’t like his nipples! EXCLUSIVE! After working out for decades he still has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, however, even though he likes to show off his six-pack abs – he doesn’t like to flash his tiny nipples. Whenever he poses topless the actor insists that his nipples are digitally enlarged. He fears that once the public knows how small his nipples are, they will wonder what else about him is tiny! WINK! Bradley Cooper

456. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#1**
This closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer turned to the online tabloid that will kiss his butt the most and is trying to sell to the world that he has a new actress girlfriend. Nick Jonas/Priyanka Chopra

457. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#2**
Next time, this former A/A- list singer turned A- list celebrity who still sometimes sing should just do the job herself like she did the first time. Makes things much easier and things aren't as messy a few years later. Courtney Love (Frances Bean Cobain‘s ex-husband Isaiah Silva sues claiming attempted murder over Kurt Cobain’s guitar)

458. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list singer/rapper was told by multiple people yesterday that if he wanted to have someone killed, they would do it. Our A+ lister has firmly said no, and that he knows other ways to get back at people. Drake/Pusha T

459. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly television actor turned someone with permanent A list name recognition is pitching a reboot where people would actually get to watch him die in real life while his character does the same. Charlie Sheen

460. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#5**
This A+/A list mostly action movie actor is telling his soon to be official ex that he wants to get back together and the pair have been hooking up a couple times each week. It is probably news to the other women he also hooks up with. Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan

461. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#6**
With a career going down in flames and no one wanting anything to do with a new movie, this permanent A list child molesting director is passing out money like candy for anyone who will publicly come to his defense. Woody Allen

462. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#7**
An ex of this permanent A list musician came forward with some brand new information that really made the widow look bad. Apparently though, the ex feared for her job and being doxxed so removed the posts. Susan Silver/Chris Cornell/Vicky Karayiannis

463. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#8**
Apparently this former back in the day A list mostly movie actor who lives out of the country has increased his appetite for tween and teen girls. He likes them to be virgins and he rapes three or four a month multiple times before shipping them off to sex traffickers. Steven Seagal

464. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#9**
Apparently there is at least one cell phone video of this foreign born B+ list actress/model all of you know, in bed with a family member. There is no sex, but they are naked in bed together. Elizabeth Hurley (nephew Miles)

465. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#10**
I don't think it is any coincidence that this A- list dual threat actor has been seen coming and going from the house on St. Charles the past ten days and all of the problems plaguing his now former co-star this week. Also at the house in the past two weeks has been this foreign born B+ list dual threat actress who has recently been on a hit network show. She has been a long long time mistress of one of the owners of the house.

466. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#11**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress wanted a new role she thinks will be on television for many years. Even after sleeping with one of the producers, they were still hesitant because of a million things they listed. She then did a threesome with the producer and his wife and he finally convinced the others to hire her. Allison Miller (Sonya Struhl "13 Reasons Why") (movie: "A Million Little Things")

467. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#12**
This former A+/A list mostly movie actor who was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood back in the day is transitioning to a woman. Mickey Rourke

468. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#13**
This married former A- list mostly television actress turned B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know, but probably can't spell has been out of the country filming and spending almost every night at one of the world's biggest sex clubs (minus her husband). Dianna Agron ("Berlin, I Love You"/Berlin, Germany) (Winston Marshall)

469. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#14**
This former A+ list infamous celebrity recently got a breast enlargement because she thinks it means she can charge higher rates to her creepy clientele. Casey Anthony

470. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#15**
Oh, I guess she is a C+ list celebrity offspring if you live in the city where she lives. Her parental units are much higher on the list, but not in entertainment per se. Sort of. Anyway, she hit on this A+ list mostly movie actor hard but he turned her down. She then said I guess all those rumors about you are true and the actor shrugged his shoulders and walked away. A+ list actor: Leonardo DiCaprio

471. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#16**
A member of this foreign born manufactured singing group that no one really follows on this side of the pond is hooking up with a soon to be celebrity groom. As in, she traveled across the world to a country to hook up with him days before he is supposed to get married. Apparently they met a couple of months ago and she convinced her boyfriend to take the last minute trip which is even more crazy. Leigh Anne Pinnock ("Little Mix")/Andre Grey; Brody Jenner (both in Bali)

472. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#17**
This permanent A list singer/diva surrounds herself with friends when she goes out and pushes her boyfriend as far away as possible. This is a new development so he could be on his way out the door again. Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka

473. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#18**
It Happened Again: This character actor had a big role in a franchise. Other than that, he did small roles in some movies and television and was especially big in theatre. While filming what would be his final role, he was caught with two young boys who were the sons of crew members visiting for the day. Apparently all three of them were undressed in an empty trailer. This was not the first time the actor had been caught with young children. He had been caught during a previous role a year earlier which saw his part reduced to a line or two because he was kicked off the set. After the two boys were removed from the trailer and reunited with their respective parents, the actor was told he would be fired and replaced. The actor knew they wouldn't do that though. Too much filming had been completed and they needed him around. So, our actor decided to be even more horrific and posted hundreds of Polaroids he had taken of naked children and thumb tacked them to the walls of his trailer. He also had audio recordings of his time spent with many of the children and would play them on a loop at a really loud volume. Anyone who would pass near his trailer would be able to hear and it shook people to their core. One actor on the set had enough and calling on his heritage spent three days calling on his Gods to do something to the horror that had invaded the set. Within a month, the child molesting actor was dead. There are some who say he came back from the grave to exact his revenge because within a year, the spell making actor was also dead.
Character actor: Julian Beck
Actor/heritage: Will Sampson (Native American)
Movie: "Poltergeist II: The Other Side"

474. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#1**
It is always dangerous to go up against this daytime talk show host as a foreign born A list singer/rapper and his family member are about to find out. Our talk show host knows where all the bodies are buried and unlike others is not shy about revealing locations of them. Wendy Williams/Drake and his love child Adonis

475. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#2**
Apparently this aging foreign born former A- flash in the pan actress turned reality show mainstay, turned frequent rehabber is trying to make a buck off the tabloids with her most recent hard to believe story, which is not real. Brigitte Nielsen (5th pregnancy at 54)

476. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#3**
As long as it was just simmering in the background, things could stay their course for this A+ list singer and the guy she calls his boyfriend. She just can't help herself though and wants to show the world her relationships and that is when they fall apart under the pressure of the fantasy she tries to create. Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn

477. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#4**
This one named A/A- list rapper has fallen from his heights. He is going to fall further once word gets around of his recent performance. He has been banned from that venue and the word has spread to not hire him unless you are willing to take a chance he will show up and bail on you after a couple minute long performance. He would rather party. Nas

478. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#5**
Once again this online mouthpiece of a momager and her family does what they are told and spread another false narrative about our favorite closeted reality star and some celebrity who is supposed to be her new boyfriend. Amazing how the cycle just replays itself every few months with some new celebrity. Kendall Jenner (dating Ben Simmons)

479. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#6**
This older permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is huffing and puffing but will never sue about that recent news report. There are far too many stories about far too many women he wouldn't want exposed, let alone bringing even more light to that family member too.
Morgan Freeman (had sexual relationship with step-granddaughter who was later murdered by her boyfriend)

480. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#7**
At this point, they just want to humiliate this permanent A list "singer" by leaking whatever answers she gives unless she forks over the money they want. This is going to be a very ugly situation and cause a permanent divide in what had been a pretty amicable situation the past six or seven years. Kevin Federline/Britney Spears

481. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#8**
In his haste to land that available time slot for his own idea for a reboot, this former A+ list mostly television actor is going to have to face a gauntlet of questions about child p*rn and child molesting and why he deserves another shot when the last time he got a shot he was hiring convicted child molesters just because they were also friends. Charlie Sheen

482. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#9**
It was definitely news to the IRS that this former A- list musician from a permanent A list group that hasn't played together in almost four decades makes as much money as he does. He launders it between all kinds of shell companies and people and family members. Pro tip. Never divorce someone who knows where you keep all the money hidden. Jermaine Jackson

483. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#10**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor pushed hard for a recent turn of events in the news cycle because he wanted a happy ending for the movie he is producing. Sylvester Stallone (movie about Trump-pardoned boxer Jack Johnson)

484. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#11**
This foreign born former A list singer who has not had a hit in what seems like a decade or longer is known by all of you. She is using coke to an extreme I have not seen from her in about five or six years. Apparently it is incredible quality stuff and she can't get enough of it. She is so giddy about the quality she talks about it constantly to her friends. Björk

485. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#12**
This A- list mostly television actor has two big hits to his credit. One of them iconic. He didn't quit his latest project though, he was asked to leave. It was basically a repeat of what happened previously on the show. Too many women were complaining too often about his touching and groping and "special hugs." Matt LeBlanc ("Top Gear") (Jeremy Clarkson)

486. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#13**
Apparently this A list reality star is not sitting idly by while she continues to get cheated on by her celebrity boyfriend. She has been texting and sexting that directionally challenged rapper for the past few weeks. Yeah, I'm sure that would work out well. Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson/French Montana

487. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#14**
The eating once a week thing is just not really working for this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show who has lots of movie misses. She looks like a strong wind would blow her over and is nothing but drawn skin and bones. Natalie Dormer ("Game Of Thrones")

488. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#15**
This B- list celebrity/very wealthy person/fairly successful designer is making a big name for herself. She really needs to cut back on the meth because she is going to end up not getting to enjoy that vast fortune coming to her. I like her, but she is totally different compared to last year when I saw her. It has taken over her life. She thinks it hasn't, but it has. Stella McCartney

489. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#16**
This former A- list mostly television actor who struck it big here and overseas with television has been a different person since he got accused in the #MeToo movement and had his television career go buh bye. He spends most of his time online trashing any woman he thinks has ever wronged him or guys who didn't stick up for him. He does this through social media accounts where he pretends to be a woman. Jeremy Piven ("Entourage") ("Mr Selfridge")

490. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#17**
The wannabe wife of this A list frequent reality judge/host/producer/chain smoker/serial cheater has been arranging for paps to try and put the aforementioned person on the spot so she finds out if she is ever going to get married or cast off like all the rest when she gets tired of him chain smoking during sex. Lauren Silverman/Simon Cowell

491. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#18**
Queen Of The Night: All of you know this actress. She used to be A list. In fact, she was A list on television multiple times. She is writing a book but told me some of the stories that she wants to put in the book but editors are squeamish to see in print. Good thing I know none of you get squeamish. Our actress says that for almost a decade she had to sleep with this producer almost every single day to keep her job. He is a permanent A list producer and when she got married he threatened to fire her. He didn't, but he wasn't willing to hire her again for any other project until she divorced. The month of her divorce, he gave her a job and she started having sex with him again. Those were her two biggest hits. In between those hits was a big miss, but again, she said she was expected to have sex with the producers, yes plural and was threatened every day with being fired if she didn't. She needed the work so she agreed. She also said it was during this time period that has led to her long time addiction problems. She was going through a lot personally and then what was going on at work so she started taking drugs to just numb everything. She says that while she was shooting her biggest hit, that even though she was married for most of the time on the show, that the producer who had always been jealous in the past was less jealous this time around because he was sleeping with an actress from a different show and wanted to spend as much time with her as possible. When our actress went to another hit after this hit, she thought for once she wouldn't have to sleep with someone on set. She was wrong. The lead actor made it clear he would fire her unless she hooked up with him. This led to a situation I have written about before but she refused to comment about. Previous blind

Actress: Heather Locklear
Producer: Aaron Spelling
First hit: "T. J. Hooker"
Two biggest hits: "Dynasty" and "Melrose Place"
Big miss: "Going Places"
Actress from different show: Shannen Doherty ("Beverly Hills, 90210")
Other hit/lead actor: Charlie Sheen ("Spin City")

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