NOTE: Guesses in
italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#1**
So, who foot the bill for that massive showing out in the middle of
nowhere?
Not the main attraction. Nope. Oh, he wanted people to think he paid
for
it but it was paid for by the reality show and the online tabloid that
was
also there.
Kanye
West (debuted his highly anticipated eighth studio album, "Ye") ("The
Kardashians"/"TMZ")
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#2**
This former A- list mostly television actress who last had a hit show
or
anything when it went off the air what seems like a decade ago, is
talking
about something she says scarred her. What bothered her about the whole
thing
was the fact she was promised a certain amount of money and when she
found
out she wouldn't get anything close to it, decided to shut the whole
thing
down and cry foul.
Vanessa
Marcil (suffered seventh miscarriage)
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#3**
This B+ list celebrity offspring/wannabe model wasn't really serious
about
letting someone thoroughly inspect her. It was just a quote for an
article
and not something she would ever let anyone actually do. She knows what
would
happen.
Bella
Hadid
(scan
her face to reveal plastic surgery or fillers)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#4**
This closeted A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit
network
show apparently split from the guy he was seeing and is hooking up with
a
celebrity who has no idea she replaced a guy.
Jessie
Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy") (Taylor Rooks)
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#5**
She really is a good actress and deserves that Oscar she has. This A
list
mostly movie actress, despite being the recipient of a lot of grief on
the
set of the movie she is promoting right now, says everything as hunky
dory.
She was singing a different tune during filming. Almost every other day
or
so. Anne
Hathaway ("Ocean’s 8")
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#6**
The widow is continuing to film her true crime pilot pitch that she
thinks
will be a big hit on Netflix. She is trying to drum up interest which
is
why she is constantly saying the opposite of the official record in the
case.
Vicky
Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#7**
This soon to be A list mostly movie actor/superhero recently walked off
a
film because he was told there would be hundreds of female extras for
the
married actor to interact with. Once he saw the script and realized
there
would be very few, he walked.
Jason
Mamoa
("Aquaman")
("The
Crow")
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#8**
Pretty tough to make it back from a child molesting charge if you are
this
former A- list mostly television actor who recently molested a teen who
was
selling candy door to door for a school fundraiser. Her parents are
trying
to settle without going to the police because they don't want their
daughter
to have to be identified, which they fear will happen.
Stephen
Collins ("7th Heaven")
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#9**
This former A+ list movie director is trying to distract from his main
goal
which is to get his newly named production company involved in all the
projects
he was working on and wants to be working on in the future. He assumes
that
if everyone is focused on the leaks his PR team is sending out to try
and
test the waters for his directorial return, that no one will notice all
the
other stuff where he is still making a ton of money and for now, is
happy
hiding in the shadows. Oh, and his new production company still gets to
make
casting decisions for the roles cast outside the country, so there you
have
it. Brett
Ratner
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#10**
This B list model is most well known for the company she works for and
her
love of pot. Despite being thrown in jail for it, she continues to love
it
and could explain why she was completely stoned at a recent event for
that
company you all know and who signs a lot of her paychecks.
Maggie
Laine ("Victoria’s Secret" Fashion Show book launch)
(mugshot)
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#11**
When you are popping opiates at dinner and have to be practically
carried
out, is the life this former A+ list singer/wannabe actress is living
right
now. Lady Gaga
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#12**
With a very extravagant lifestyle to support and no real money coming
in,
this still one hit wonder has gone through all of his savings and been
dipping
into places he shouldn't, just to keep up appearances. His significant
other
has no idea and thinks the money will never stop. I'm waiting for the
not
paying child support or getting really far behind because that is
usually
the first public sign and will unravel his world. Robin
Thicke/April Love
Geary (child support to Paula Patton)
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#13**
No one of the teens this A+/A list mostly movie actor was set up with
by
his hosts while out of the country this past week was over the age of
16
per the request of the actor.
Johnny
Depp (Russia)
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#14**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer but
has
enough money to take care of herself and her mostly non working kids
forever
has several tumors in her lungs but keeps right on chain smoking at
least
a pack a day. Demi Moore; Goldie Hawn
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#15**
Pretty nice PR blast this network put out for a departing host
considering
the news that is about to hit and that they know is about to hit. I
would
have made it much less positive sounding.
Mark
Steines (Hallmark Channel’s "Home & Family")
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#16**
This foreign born one named singer who used to be A+ list is selling a
house
because she found out her significant other hooked up with several
women
inside it.
Shakira
(Gerard Piqué)
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#17**
Our favorite beard for this foreign born A- list mostly television
actor
on a hit pay cable show is back at it. And by back at it, I mean
posting
offensive videos to social media. I wrote about one not that long ago
and
now she is back with another video, this time making fun of a culture
through
some people that had asked her for help. Not a nice person. Mackenzie
Mauzy (Sam Heughan "Outlander")
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#18**
Registered Sex Offender: This actor used to be A+/A list who was a dual
threat
at one point. It was short lived, but people then and people now all
know
he is. What you probably don't know is that he is a registered sex
offender
and that he is currently on television, despite being charged with
possessing
child p*rn. Not just photos, but also videos. And what he has been
doing
since his conviction and registration? He has been working with a lot
of
kids. He has been alone with kids and spent hours alone with kids with
no
parents or adults in sight. I bet they have no idea about his
conviction
and no idea what could happen when left alone with the actor. I also
wonder
why, in this age of cell phone cameras, he keeps an entirely separate
digital
camera with him, but only on set, and only on days or nights when they
are
shooting with those tweens and teens which are the ones he prefers.
19. TAMARA
TATTLES 06/02
Last fall this new reality show participant went to a bachelorette
party
in Nashville. She was a bridesmaid in the wedding. The details of what
actually
went down are unclear. But when she left Nashville she had somehow
gotten
herself promoted to "co-maid of honor." Who the heck has two maids of
honor?
Long lasting relationships were broken apart. Whatever happened, this
friend
group was split down the middle. Some were on the new "co-maid of
honor’s"
side and some were not. Let’s just say when this reality show
participant
returns home to stomp divots, with her tail between her legs, most of
her
old friend group will NOT be happy to see her. The woman in question
wants
up to think she is "acting" but she is not an actress. She’s just a
bitch. My mailbox overfloweth tonight with stories.
Ashley
Jacobs ("Southern Charm")
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#1**
As I told you a couple weeks ago, this actor seen on a very very very
long
running network show slipped in his very public sobriety. It was after
that
he started hooking up with the A list singer. As I predicted, it is a
mess
and he is not even hiding his boozing at this point. She likes to party
way
too much to keep dating these tenuously sober guys.
Pete
Davidson
("SNL")/Ariana Grande
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#2**
The Writer - A Birdie Blind Item: Which closeted, award-winning writer
from
a certain part of the country liked to have sex with little boys -
including
his own son - as well as livestock? Without more, it might be the
million
dollar question, but of course there's always more. You see, by the
time
the son came of age, his father was having something of a moment, not
just
in the literary world, but Hollywood. His most famous book had been
optioned
for a movie, which would star a now permanent A list actor known for
picking
the wrong roles. The theme of this movie? You can probably guess
(although
it doesn't involve minors, or farm animals). As part of the movie deal,
the
writer demanded that his son be cast in one of the sensitive roles. The
director
balked, noting that he was too young for the part, at least, and so a
compromise
was made: he would play the stand in during rehearsals. At the time
everyone
thought it was a father just trying to help his son become an actor,
but
it was actually because he wanted to see him humiliated for the ages;
even
the rehearsals were supposed to be filmed. The father was notoriously
difficult
to work with, drunk and sexually harassing the movie's stars. He'd
constantly
make jokes about rape, child molestation, and bestiality. Eventually,
after
trying to assault one of the two leads, he was banned from the set,
except
to film his small part. In later years, when he got letters from
aspiring
young writers (boys and young men, I mean), he didn't just write them
back
but called them - often the same day he got the letter. Invariably, and
in
between alcohol-fueled tirades about the "sin of homosexuality," he
would
ask them if they had ever been with a man, and then request or demand a
naked
picture of themselves. As for the b*stiality, that one work of his on
the
subject wasn't made up.
Writer:
James Dickey
Son: Christopher Dickey
Famous book/movie: "Deliverance"
Permanent A list actor: Burt Reynolds
B*astiality poem: "The Sheep Child"
("The
Sheep Child")
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#3**
A major expose is coming on serious environmental violations at the
factory.
Pretty soon, this celebrity CEO will be adding the EPA to his alphabet
soup
of serious problems. Elon Musk ("Tesla, Inc.)
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#4**
This A-/B+ list rapper not only just lost a tour because he is accused
of
sexually assaulting at least one woman, but he also lost a huge
paycheck
for being on the celebrity version of that reality show where everyone
lives
together.
Riff
Raff
("The
Challenge" titled "Champs vs. Stars")
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#5**
He used to be one of the edgiest comedians around and was headed for
permanent
A+ list status. Now, he is still an A list comic but has lost his edge
and
is more interested in corporate paychecks and groping as many women
during
meet and greets as possible until someone says yes. Back in the day he
cheated
on his wife with fans and A list celebrities. Now, half the time he has
to
pay the fan to be with him when he cheats on his current significant
other.
Andrew Dice Clay (Valerie Vasquez)
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#6**
The only reporters who will be allowed on this long long long time
coming
sequel's set will be reporters who will ask zero personal questions of
the
A+/A list lead actor of the movie. This is why he has filmed outside of
the
US for so long, because any answer he gives here in the States when
asked
the same question overseas will put him in a very hard to escape box
which
leads to more questions. I hope some reporter has the balls to ask the
questions
and then follow-up with more until the actor unplugs the microphone and
walks
off. No one will of course. They are all too worried about the actor
not
liking them or pretending they can call him a friend. As Lester Bangs
once
said about rock stars, but applies to actors too, "These people are not
your
friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories
about
the genius of rock stars, and they will ruin rock 'n'' roll and
strangle
everything we love about it because they're trying to buy
respectability
for a form that is gloriously and righteously dumb."
Tom
Cruise ("Top Gun" sequel) (relationship with his daughter Suri)
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#7**
Apparently this former A- list mostly television actress/writer from a
now
defunct pay cable show wrote a THREE part episode for her new show
which
basically was just her getting back at her boyfriend for cheating on
her
with the one named foreign singer. She was convinced to turn in
something
different as an episode.
Actress/writer:
Lena Dunham
Defunct show: "Girls"
New show: "Camping"
Former boyfriend: Jack Antonoff
Foreign singers: Lorde
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#8**
This manager/employee/leech of a permanent A lister has been doing
everything
he can over the past six months to get his hands on every penny
belonging
to the A lister and doesn't care if the A lister lives or dies in the
process.
Keya
Morgan/Stan Lee
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#9**
This A list hip hop group missed a recent gig overseas because they
didn't
want to leave their drugs behind so basically forfeited a deposit and a
payday
just to party.
Migos
(Barcelona)
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#10**
The celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister was turned down cold
when
she hit on the foreign born celebrity offspring daughter of a permanent
A
lister. Apparently she is 100% straight and then made a hom*phobic
comment
towards the daughter of the A++ lister.
Paris
Jackson/Stella McCartney
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#11**
This permanent A list "singer" is being smuggled in drugs by one of her
dancers
each day. He says he has to pay for them out of his own pocket and
fears
he will be fired from his job if doesn't. Britney Spears
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#12**
This offspring knows there is more information about him that is set to
be
published. He managed to wiggle out of the last damaging firestorm by
threatening
suits and hiring a great PR team. This time though, he knows he will go
down
for murder so is trying to put chum in the water by his recent actions.
He
had someone pose as a patient and get a set schedule so everyone
involved
in the murder would know for certain when the victim would be at a
certain
place. Burke Ramsey, older brother of JonBenét Ramsey
(Psychiatrist
in JonBenét Ramsey case among 4 people killed in
Arizona)
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#13**
This cable network was taking no chances that they don't have the only
copy
of a video that would have forced them to cancel a show possibly
mid-season.
So, instead of worrying about it, they just fired half the cast who was
in
the video.
Bravo's
"Summer House"
(fired
twins Lauren and Ashley Wirkus, Stephen McGee, Danielle Olivera and
Amit
Neuman)
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#14**
This foreign born former A- list mostly television actor who really
doesn't
work much any longer says the only tangible thing he has noticed from
the
allegations leveled against him other than some loss of work is that he
had
his girlfriend have to pay for their threesome partners now whether
they
be male or female. They used to be able to pick them up from clubs for
free
each night.
Ed
Westwick (Jessica Serfaty)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#15**
If the amount of coke consumed at the bachelor party is any indication,
then
the wedding reception being hosted by a reality family should be one
for
the ages. Will there be a buffet and will it be an option, or will it
just
be in front of the plates of people who wish to partake?
Barron
Hilton/Tessa Gräfin von Walderdorfff's wedding
(Paris
Hilton, Nicky Hilton Rothschild, Conrad Hughes Hilton, Kathy and Rick
Hilton
(Kyle
Richards’ daughter Farrah)
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#16**
Speaking of reality families. This reality family spreads far and wide
and
seemingly is endless. At the current rate there will be thousands of
them
in a generation or two. Anyway, they are trying to silence a family
member
because they think she is the leaker to me. Nope.
"The
Duggars"
(Amy Duggar)
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#17**
This married former A list singer/really bad former actress who hasn't
had
a musical hit in a loooong time after a series of big hits says she got
all
the looks horrible botox and fillers work to her face and lips because
she
felt insecure. She knows it looks bad but is hopeful the effects will
quickly
wear off.
LeAnn
Rimes
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#1**
This former A list mostly television actress who is probably a
permanent
A- lister but hasn't had a show in a few years is being regularly
cheated
on by the man she wants to marry. The actress, who in addition to an
iconic
role has other middling hits just keeps taking the guy back because she
doesn't
want to be alone.
Courteney
Cox/Johnny McDaid
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#2**
This three named former A- list mostly television actress hasn't worked
in
almost two decades but, because of her name still has name recognition.
It
was really interesting seeing her at an event this week hanging with a
woman
she thinks is one of her best friends knowing her husband has been
sleeping
with that best friend.
Sarah
Michelle Gellar (Freddie Prinze Jr.)/Selma Blair
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#3**
Man Hunt - A Birdie Blind Item: You may have read about it by now. If
you
haven't, just know that police in a foreign country have just reopened
a
decades-old murder-for-hire case. If it had been successful, it would
have
been one of the crimes of the century. As it is, it was one of the
scandals
of the century. What's being kept under wraps though is the connection
to
a notorious international p*dophile ring. Police are working round the
clock
on this manhunt, knowing that if he's still alive other accusers might
be
at risk. This all goes back to that last decade of political turmoil,
when
a certain third party politician with aspirations for high office
tried,
in vein, to sweep the skeletons from his closet. Not surprisingly, he
was
a key player in this ring. More shocking, but no less surprising, is
that
an occupant of the high office itself was also a part of it. Police
have
long suspected that the man in charge of recruitment was a doctor from
a
long time, war torn country, who served briefly as one of the personal
and
official doctors to both other men.
Third
party politician: Liberal MP Jeremy Thorpe
Intended murder victim: Norman Scott (unfortunately his dog Rinka the
Great
Dane was killed) (Thorpe’s gay lover)
Hitman: Andrew Newton
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#4**
The name on the lease is certainly not that of the celebrity
offspring/part-time
reality star/wannabe full time reality star, but rather her sugar
daddy.
The apple does not fall far from the tree.
Brielle
Biermann (mother Kim Zolciak-Biermann)
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#5**
This offspring of a celebrity who is not a celebrity himself has hooked
up
with one of his celebrity parents' best male friends. It is crazy hush
hush
and the parents have no idea.
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#6**
Still waiting for that never going to happen lawsuit from this former A
list
tween/teen/early 20'a adult actor referring to the accusations of his
former
co-stars. He still has those close to him trying to defend him but they
have
no answer to why no lawsuit. He has also stopped sticking up for
himself.
Maybe he should just apologize.
Scott
Baio/Nicole Eggert
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#7**
This celebrity offspring had her first modeling gig in quite some time
this
past week. What was supposed to be a shoot showing off lots of skin
turned
into a shoot to show off as little skin as possible and a lot of makeup
on
the face. She is falling apart in front of the world and no one is
doing
anything.
Gigi
Hadid
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#8**
This alliterate A-/B+ list mostly television actress all of you know
was
at a charity event this week when she caught a guy trying to spike her
beer
at a bar set up outside the ballroom. She got up in his face and
started
going off on him at full volume until he full sprinted out of the
place.
January
Jones
("Step
Up's 14th Annual Inspiration Awards")
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#9**
Happy Birthday To Him - A Birdie Blind Item: I guess this one, or at
least
the second part, was deemed too explosive by the publisher to make it
into
a certain book (which included the former part): Which late,
senior-most
pol not only had a longstanding underworld lover, but once reenacted
the
birthday greeting of one of his predecessors with a scantily clad
barely
legal boy in that most famous of offices? Somewhere, there is a
recording
of it - just no video.
Richard
Nixon (Charles 'Bebe' Rebozo)
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#10**
This married A- list mostly movie actor has always been a serial
cheater
but his wife has learned all his secrets when he is home. He loves
loves
this press tour he is on right now out of the country for a new movie
because
his wife stayed home.
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03/18 **#11**
This closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer stayed
far
away from an event this weekend that would have been perfect to show
off
the new beard. She was there. He couldn't go because an ex-boyfriend
was
working catering and our former tweener got word there was going to be
a
camera and a confrontation.
Nick
Jonas (Priyanka Chopra) (Chanel Dinner Celebrating Our Majestic Oceans
Benefit
For NRDC)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#12**
This A+ list mostly movie actress has never really discussed why she
had
such a horrible relationship with a former co-star who is an A list
mostly
movie actor. She has never let anyone doubt how much she hates him, but
has
never said what happened on the set of the movie which did very well
and
continues to do well many years after its release. She says that during
one
of the love scenes that the actor tried to actually have sex with her
and
was always groping her inappropriately. She says he treated her like a
piece
of meat and was sexually assaulted by him. She walked off the set for
several
days before agreeing to come back only after she laid down the law with
the
studio and got several demands met including an extra $10M.
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#13**
She quietly dated him and quietly split with him. This foreign born
network
reality mainstay learned the hard way that her A list mostly television
actor
(in his corner of the television world only) boyfriend has never met a
woman
he doesn't want to sleep with. That former tweener actress says while
they
dated he slept with other women more often than he slept with her. Sharna
Burgess ("Dancing With the Stars")/Pierson Fodé ("The Bold and the
Beautiful")
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#14**
This model all of you know, I usually give the same description for
each
time I write about her. This time though, things have changed. A little
more
circumspect. Apparently she is acting as an informant for the
government
right now which is why she has been a little more noticeable than
normal
with a certain person in her life.
Karlie
Kloss/Joshua Kushner (Jared Kushner’s brother)
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#15**
A forced smile was how this B+ list actress with A++ list name
recognition
reacted when this former A/A- list tween movie actress turned B+ list
adult
actress said that when she was in the first and second grade her
favorite
show was one starring the then adult actress.
Katie
Holmes/Dakota Fanning ("Dawson’s Creek")
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#16**
This A list reality star who controls an empire at this point still
found
time for wine and cocaine the other night to celebrate a new endeavor
with
a very old friend who is also a reality star. Almost three decades ago
it
was a nightly thing for the pair who all of you know.
Kris
Jenner/Kyle Richards (Kyle Richards’ new series "American
Woman")
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#17**
That celebrity CEO’s company can’t can’t afford to offer leases
on their newest model. Their financials are much more dire than is
generally
known. Elon
Musk ("Tesla Model 3" )
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#1**
Yet another blind item about the former tweener who turned into an A-
list
adult singer. She needs to do two things. Stop tweeting while high and
get
a doctor to look at the meds she is taking and convince her not to mix
them
with her recreational drugs.
Demi
Lovato
(prank she played on her bodyguard)
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#2**
Anyone who reads the site knows this directionally challenged rapper is
not
dating the former singer turned reality judge turned unemployed
celebrity.
What everyone should know is he is always looking to add new hires to
his
company and since she has a bunch of freelance work in her past, she
would
fit right in.
French
Montana/Nicole Scherzinger
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#3**
Apparently this former A+ list rapper got all of his ghostwriters to
sign
NDA's. However, one of his ghostwriters hired an unknown ghostwriter to
assist
him and that person didn't sign a NDA and knows a whole lot of stuff he
is
trying to sell to the tabloids. Thing is though, the tabloids don't
want
to offend the wife by publishing negative things about the husband
because
I don't know why. They are so spineless.
Kanye
West (Kim Kardashian)
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#4**
Apparently this actor told friends that if this A list singer ever
leaves
him he is going to kill himself. They should believe it and they should
be
screaming for him to go get help.
Pete
Davidson ("SNL")/Ariana Grande
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#5**
This A- list athlete in her corner of the sports world, is in fact, a
racist
no matter what she claims otherwise. There are all kinds of tapes of
herself
and her significant other making all kinds of horrific comments about
people
of other races.
Andrea
Lee/Donny Aaron (swastika tattoo on Aaron’s left forearm)
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#6**
I don't think he acts enough any longer to be permanently A or A- list,
but
this former A+ list mostly movie actor cheated on his wife the night
before
they got married. He called it a cleanse. Uh huh.
Richard
Gere
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#7**
This now former reality star is facing bankruptcy because she went into
so
much debt getting IVF treatments because she thought getting pregnant
would
get her another season on her show. It didn't and she has no income.
Kenya
Moore
("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
(pregnancy)
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#8**
This celebrity who is also a former multiple reality star did not make
and
does not make his money from that. Nope. He makes money as a manager
and
is in huge trouble because of the relationship he had with a then 16
year
old who he swears he thought was older. It was a year long relationship
and
if it all comes out into the public airwaves would destroy the career
of
the manager.
Jessica
Simpson’s father Joe Simpson
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actress had her hit show end and a crap show
canceled
and was ticked off the other night while out of the country after she
was
hit with a bill of over $20K while out drinking. It turns out she had a
tab
open and the bartender put everyone's drinks in the place on her card
the
entire night. Our actress does well for herself, but dropping $20K on
drinks
has got to hurt, especially with very little money coming in. The club
refused
to reverse the charges because they said she agreed to it. The thing
is,
she was wasted when she went in, so maybe she did. She says she didn't.
Little
language barrier issue probably too.
Lucy
Hale
("Pretty Little Liars")
("Life
Sentence")
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#10**
This permanent A list actress does mostly movies now, but made her fame
on
television. She refuses to admit to herself she has a drinking problem.
The
only thing she admits is she needs a driver every night she goes out
because
every night she gets way too drunk to drive and has injured herself
multiple
times because of her drinking.
Jennifer
Aniston
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#11**
Our favorite foreign born B+ lister did some yachting with a dictator
type
while on tour this past week. I don't think the guy she sometimes calls
her
boyfriend has any idea. He might want to ask her about the certain
e-mail
address she uses for those type transactions and the phone she carries
which
only has that e-mail and an erasing messaging app on it. Nothing else.
Rita
Ora
(Andrew Watt)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **12**
The three named foreign born A- list model/wannabe actress was being
her
usual not kind self when she refused to take a photo with a young girl
under
the age of 10 by saying she couldn't be bothered, but gladly took one
with
a former A list singer who was a few feet away. I'm guessing when the
girl
tells her mom/owner of a huge cosmetics company what happened that
perhaps
our three named model will regret her decision.
Rosie
Huntington-Whiteley (2018 CFDA Fashion Awards)
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#13**
This former A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner
is
back on drugs and booze in a big way. Just when you thought he was
getting
everything back on track except for his constant harassment of women,
he
goes ahead and adds back in the substance abuse issues. That just makes
his
harassment even worse.
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#14**
Someone should ask this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting
since
he was a kid about that new swastika tattoo he has on his body.
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#15**
People seem to just gloss over the current and past actions of this
permanent
A list singer as normal. They are not normal. She has mental issues and
has
dealt with them professionally in the past but her family does not
believe
in psychiatry so she invariably stops going and she really needs help.
As
she gets older, her condition has become much worse. Everyone thinks
she
is the greatest, but I would be scared to be with her right now. This
shouldn't
come as a shock when you look at the rest of the family.
Janet
Jackson (raised a Jehovah's Witness)
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#16**
For the first time I can remember this annual secret gathering that
takes
place most of next month in northern California is going to include
women.
No, not as members, but apparently some of the members have been
complaining
that only same sex fetishes and hookups have been accommodated in the
past.
So, now women will be brought in. Word has it they are already there.
They
are not local workers. They are all trafficked women from Eastern
Europe
who had absolutely no problems getting visas. They also had their
transportation
via private jet. It's interesting to me, they get their male escorts
locally
but import the women. The Cabinet member who arranged all that will be
around
for at least one weekend. Oh, and here is another interesting tidbit.
The
disgraced Oscar winning/nominated former A list mostly movie actor will
be
back after his apology and very large donation. He also hooked up a few
members
with some male teenagers over the course of the past year.
Secret gathering:
Bohemian
Club
Cabinet member: Steven Mnuchin (current United States Secretary of the
Treasury
as part of the Cabinet of Donald Trump)
Disgraced actor:
Kevin
Spacey
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#17**
This married A list reality star has been talking a lot with her former
football
playing ex who is going through some of his own issues at home right
now
with his wife.
Kim
Kardashian/Reggie Bush
(Lilit
Arvagyan)
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#18**
All You Have To Do Is Sleep With Me: How does someone who wins an
Academy
Award for acting not get any film work at all for several years after
winning?
Well, if you are this actress it is all because she refused to sleep
with
the star of the movie for which she won the award. At the time he was
A++
list and is still a permanent A++ list mostly movie actor. Everyone
around
the world knows who he is. They also probably know about his sexual
appetite
and love of food too. On the set of this movie, our actor forced every
actress
to sleep with him. They knew if they didn't that he would get them
fired
from the movie and also make sure they didn't work any longer. He knew
they
knew and depending on what drugs or how much he had to drink that day,
he
would force the women to completely degrade themselves in order to keep
their
job. He didn't even always find all the women attractive. He just
wanted
them to know who was the boss and he took great pleasure in
humiliation.
Well, this one actress turned him down cold. She said no. So, he tried
to
have her fired. 99% of the time he would have succeeded, but this was a
very
unique role and there was no one who could be found at short notice to
play
the role. The studio looked everywhere to keep the actor happy, but it
was
impossible. The actor told the actress she would never work in the town
again
unless she agree to sleep with him. For over four years, she kept
saying
no, but there were zero acting jobs and her entertainment side gigs
were
not paying her enough, so she finally broke down and had sex with him.
Two
days later she got an acting gig in a movie.
Movie:
"Sayonara"
Actress: Miyoshi Umeki (Best Actress in a Supporting Role "Sayonara")
Actor: Marlon Brando
Unique role: Japanese
Movie 4 years later: "Flower Drum Song"
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#1**
This young couple who are A+ list internet famous split when the female
found
out her male significant other prefers men to women.
David
Dobrik/Liza Koshy
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#2**
Reader Blind Item: 20 years ago I hung out with a Malibu clique,
including
the BFF of an actress best known for being married to a permanent A
list
mostly film actor. And yet, rumors that the wife is far more seriously
into
the faux religion seem wrong, as do assertions that the actress has no
clue
about her hubby’s decades long bad behavior. This is a paraphrase of
what actress said: "X is such a freaking idiot! He just has to do
things
that are bound to find their way into the press & ruin us! The
other
night, he was out late at a bowling alley. There was a hot guy who
worked
there, and X really wanted him! But he couldn’t do anything till the
place closed. I think X got it closed early! Then he took the guy &
bent
him over the place where the balls come out-and the balls came out, all
Right!
He screwed that guy, and there were still people around. I tell him
&
tell him he’s gonna get caught, but he doesn’t care & doesn’t
listen. I don’t know how long I can keep covering for him!" It’s
20 years later, and she still is. Next time you read that actress knows
nothing
about her longtime hub’s extracurriculars? You’ll know she’s
lying. Kelly Preston/John Travolta (Scientology)
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#3**
CFDA Fashion Awards: This former A- list mostly television actress from
a
now defunct almost network show was on the arm of this very married
executive
she has been seeing for the past several months.
Nina
Dobrew ("Vampire Diaries")
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#4**
CFDA Fashion Awards: As I wrote last month, this foreign born A- list
model/pro
beard is set to go yachting later this month which will look really
awkward
if she is still in a "relationship." As of last night, the yachting gig
was
still on because she was making plans to meet others in St. Tropez.
Irina
Shayk
(Bradley
Cooper)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#5**
CFDA Fashion Awards: This A- list mostly movie actress laid off the
coke
at the event and an after party but the only reason is that she was
coming
off what she says is a three or four day bender which saw her partying
then
flying into town from vacation and then partying again most of the
night
and early morning hours before crashing for two hours. She was held
together
by a quality prep team last night.
Amber
Heard
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#6**
Very Aretha Franklin-ish. This A+ list singer has any item of clothing
on
her tour or even her personal clothing that has any kind of size tag
replaced
with tags that indicate she is a size 2. She says it is her way of
losing
weight. Mariah Carey
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#7**
CFDA Fashion Awards: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress
usually
keeps her partying well away from work. The thing is though, she hurt
herself
on a recent movie and became addicted to pain killers. It looked like
she
took a handful before the event last night and was a zombie. There was
none
of the life you usually see from her.
Lupita
Nyong'o
(injured
on "Black Panther")
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#8**
CFDA Fashion Awards: This A list reality star all of you know got
really
angry at a member of the press who showed her pictures of her taken by
a
drone of her naked by a pool (not her own) making out with a guy who is
neither
her ex or her current boyfriend.
Kourtney
Kardashian
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#9**
CFDA Fashion Awards: He doesn't know it yet, but when he or anyone from
his
news organization tries to get credentials for next year, they will be
denied.
Apparently this foreign born A list mostly movie actress was asked by
him
about the #MeToo movement. That is a no go for her and she complained. Cate
Blanchett (Harvey Levin/TMZ)
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actor thanks to a franchise is trying to make
the
argument that he is doing something out of love when in fact he is
doing
it to try and save a bunch of money and because his new wife thinks it
will
also keep him from talking to his ex as much.
Tyrese
Gibson (asking for primary custody of his daughter to avoid child
support)
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#11**
Being able to actually sing doesn't disqualify you from judging. That
has
been proven time and again on all these shows. The producers will be
playing
with fire for live shows though if they hire this A- list singer. That
is
a lot of money to have an empty seat because they can't stop partying.
Selena
Gomez
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#12**
Two anagrams of the names of characters in this very popular non
superhero
almost network show solve one very important mystery. The "crossover"
actress
is one of them.
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#13**
CFDA Fashion Awards: I am shocked that this particular former child
actress
turned mogul has not overdosed. Yesterday, she was talking about meth
combined
with Ambien and that it takes her to places she has never been. She was
a
mess last night by the way. The heavy perfume didn't mask the lack of
bathing
for a few days and the toxins oozing from her pores. She used to be a
lot
of fun not all that long ago.
Mary-Kate
or Ashley Olsen
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#14**
CFDA Fashion Awards: Without giving up any spoilers just in case you
haven't
seen "Get Out", there was definitely that vibe last night when this
former
one year wonder said she had her eyes on a QB who was recently drafted.
She
says they have been hooking up and he is ready to dump his current
girlfriend
for our celebrity.
Olivia
Culpo
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#15**
As I told you before and why you can't believe all that tabloid hype,
the
only time this celebrity offspring has ever taken a break from the
reality
star was when he offered her to someone she found repulsive. Even then,
it
was only for a week or so.
Sofia
Richie/Scott Disick
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#16**
I am not often shocked by people cheating and what not but this one did
come
out of nowhere and is really unexpected. I mean this is the guy who
used
to propose after one date. Oh, speaking of which I have some news about
one
of his exes he did that too and will post that in the next blind. She
is
a hard one to introduce without giving it away, so this is easier.
Anyway,
this guy used to be A list. In a band. All of you know him, but he
doesn't
really do much now. Anyway, he is cheating on his wife all of you know
which
is something I never thought he would do. Ever. Benji
Madden/Cameron
Diaz
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#17**
So, see #16 and then come back. OK. So, she is foreign born and a
decently
high celebrity on the list in her own country. She does a lot of
reality,
including right now. She is sleeping with a producer to remain on the
show.
Sophie Monk ("Love Island Australia") (dated Benji Madden 2006 -
2008)
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#18**
Things On The Outside: This actor is A- list. He is the star of his
very
own show. We already know he spends a great deal of time trying to fund
ways
to fire an actress on the show he considers a threat to his hitting on
of
women who are not his girlfriend. The girlfriend thinks they are
getting
married, but she also doesn't know the actor has been doing anything
possible
home wise to keep her from constantly asking him when they are getting
married.
He has been thinking of accepting a lowball movie offer just to get out
of
the house and hook up with women. I mean this shouldn't come as a
shocker
since he was still with his ex when he got together with his girlfriend
and
they have split before when she has busted him cheating. That older
than
him by quite a lot actress who plays a reporter sometimes on the show
says
that he calls her his favorite MILF and that she knows when she gets
called
about making an appearance it is his doing and knows they will spend
most
of the week in and out of bed. So, when you look at it all from the
outside
and social media, it all looks like a rainbows and unicorns, but it
really
isn't.
Show: "The Flash"
Actor: Grant Gustin
Girlfriend:
Andrea
"LA" Thoma
Ex:
Hannah
Douglass
Actress he wants fired:
Candice
Patton
MILF actress: Tiffani Timms
90. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 06/06
Which famous TV host is such a clean freak that he carries around clean
underwear
and changes into a fresh pair at least four times a day? He is known
for
being a little uptight, but this is ridiculous. Members at his fancy
gym
often laugh that when he leaves the building they can always find an
old
pair of his briefs in the trashcan! It seems that not only does he
change
his knickers several times throughout the day – he throws his used ones
away! Take a guess? Ryan Seacrest
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#1**
As I told you a looong time ago, this foreign born A list mostly movie
actress
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wanted nothing to do with her
superhero
co-star. Three directors passed on his solo project and producers are
having
trouble finding people who want to act alongside him either.
Margot
Robbie/Jared Leto (The Joker stand alone movie)
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#2**
Malibu Free Show An INSIDERHER Blind Item: About 20 years ago, I saw a
very
interesting live peep show at the Malibu Country Market. If you’re not
a Hollywood type, you may not know that the entertainment industry
spends
a lot of time hanging here. It’s an outdoor market, pricey shops. One
was a baby/maternity boutique. I noticed a couple of little kids
playing
on the steps, unsupervised, and I thought: where’s the parent? I
didn’t have to look too far! She was in the window of the maternity
boutique. I recognized her instantly. Wow! She was trying on clothes.
Right
in front of the big, outside window! Okay... So I watched the show. She
tore
off her dress over her head, exposing her bare boobs (no bra) and very
pregnant
belly. Yup-it was her! Sales people helped her try on a few dresses,
and
truly, I can’t say she was showing off, enjoying some kind of kick with
this. She seemed oblivious to her own kids, and to anything/anyone
staring
at her through the window. I’d say she was in a bitchy mood & she
has no qualms whatsoever about whipping her clothes off. After all,
that
is how she got started... When I read stories about her kids? Dead
people
found in her pool? Nothing would surprise me about this permanent A
list
movie actor!
Demi
Moore (21-year-old man drowned in her pool)
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#3**
Pretty Is As Pretty Does - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: It was the early
90’s.
I was invited to the Paramount lot for one of their epic premiere
parties.
These were the days of big budget action flicks, and parties attended
by
all Hollywood. I was psyched! They had a buffet that would make anyone
salivate.
I’m vegan, but the shrimp & lobster buffet had me wishing I could
eat just one jumbo shrimp! While I was debating the merits of veganism
to
myself, a man approached the table and flashed me a big, beautiful
smile.
I almost forgot the shrimp! This was maybe the most handsome, or
beautiful,
really-man I had ever seen. If I hadn’t been married at the time, it’s
quite likely the night would not have ended at the shrimp bar! As I
just
stared at this tall, mocha colored multi-talented celeb, I thought:
This
is the nicest guy! Look at that smile! Those eyes! The way he goes for
the
shrimp. The way he looks flirty & yet respectful towards women! I
returned
to my table aflutter, and talked about how charming & friendly the
famous
guy at the shrimp bar was. Less than a year later, it became clear that
a
smiling pretty face means nothing. That a murderous heart can beat
beneath
a beautiful exterior. I watched on TV as our neighborhood became a
crime
scene. I still find it very, very hard to understand how it was
possible
I didn’t pick up any of the violence lurking just beneath the surface
of this guy. I was very, very grateful that our flirtation ended at the
seafood.
O.J. Simpson
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#4**
This former, thankfully briefly, A+ list mostly television actor who
doesn't
seem to act all that much any longer but still retains high name
recognition
has been cheating on his wife again. It shouldn't be a shocker
considering
that is why actress wife #1 divorced him. Chad Michael Murray/Sarah
Roemer
("One Tree Hill") (first wife: Sophia Bush)
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#5**
No one ever asks how this former B list singer/former part time reality
star
makes his money. He hasn't had any kind of hit in well over a decade
and
rarely does anything except go out from time to time. He has dated a
string
of female celebrities all known for substance abuse issues because he
is
their dealer. There is also that massive settlement he received years
ago
from this celebrity family which pays him annually for the next decade.
Ryan
Cabrera
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#6**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort had to
take
a quick break from a country where she was living for about a month.
Apparently
she was hooking up with a married guy and male relatives of the wife
were
looking for her to physically harm her. The husband paid them off and
our
actress went back to hooking up with him.
Lindsay
Lohan/Dubai
(United Arab Emirates) and/or
Greece
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#7**
A celebrity CEO was speaking this week. He exhibited very strange body
language,
combined with nearly shedding tears on stage, as he tried to spin even
greater
lies than ever told before. This CEO knows that he will eventually lose
everything he has, and currently sits on the precipice of one of the
most
spectacular corporate collapses in American history. Very recently,
this
CEO has been pitching large foreign conglomerates for a massive cash
infusion,
in a last ditch attempt to save his company. They all turned him down.
Elon
Musk (Tesla, Inc.) SoftBank
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#8**
Just Plain Nasty - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: Around 1990, I was invited
regularly
to the home of a famous super agent. I thought he was a great guy! One
thing
he did, for friends & clients, was having regular movie nights at
his
Beverly Hills home. There were drinks, food, and then a film that had
yet
to be released. Usually, someone at the party was in the screened
flick.
These movie nights were for fun & bonding between Super Agent &
his
clients. They were social & networking events, not thinly disguised
business
meetings. Which is what made it so strange when this A list, or was A
list
at the time-actor showed up early, had a hissy fit, and wouldn’t leave!
My first reaction was: ‘His feet are tiny!’ He’s not a tall
man, but I swear, he was wearing sneakers that looked like they were
made
for a 12 year old. His face was red with rage. Guests started coming
in,
and Super Agent was trying to get the Angry Man to simmer down, out to
leave
& see him the next day at his office. Angry Man continued to act
like
a real jerk, and finally Super Agent managed to get him outside. I’d
tried to diffuse Angry myself with a casual conversation. He didn’t
even turn to look at me. Just stared straight ahead. Whew! Rude! So,
when
stories about Angry Man being a well known creep started coming out, I
wasn’t surprised. I’m surprised there aren’t more! I’d
believe the worst about this guy. It was way too close an encounter. Tom
Cruise; Richard Dreyfuss
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#9**
Mr. X - Old Hollywood: These two foreign born acting legends, one of
whom
actually had a brief affair with this still living permanent A list
mostly
movie actor back in the day had the longest feud in Hollywood history.
It
all went back to when the slightly older, but less famous of the two
had
a torrid romance with the younger alliterate actress and then dumped
her.
The younger actress never forgave this and threatened to have the older
actress
killed if she ever tried to talk to the younger actress again.
Slightly older actress:
Marlene
Dietrich
(94
lovers)
Younger actress:
Greta
Garbo
(50
lovers)
A list actor:
Kirk
Douglas
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#10**
Mr. X - Old Hollywood: Back in the day, this foreign born A+ list
mostly
movie actress who was a multiple Oscar winner/nominee who once starred
in
a movie everyone knows dumped her husband for another actor. Apparently
the
husband she dumped, who was an A+ list mostly movie actor too, played a
victim
card by saying his wife wanted too much sex. He never complained about
too
much sex when it came to that long running affair he had with another
actor
who also hosted his own television show back in the day.
Actress:
Vivien Leigh
Movie: "Gone With the Wind"
Husband: Laurence Olivier
Other Actor: Jack Merivale
Actor who hosted television show: Danny Kaye ("The Danny Kaye
Show")
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#11**
Mr. X - Old Hollywood: Back in the day, this A+ list mobster backed a
number
of clubs on the Sunset Strip. Actors wanted to be seen in these clubs
which
then brought in more people and higher profits for the owners and their
"backers." Anyway, the girlfriend of our mobster who is in the history
books
right alongside him got into a fight with another woman when she found
out
he was also sleeping with the mobster. How did she find out? At the
next
table, the woman was talking to this permanent A+ list mostly movie
actor
with the consecutive alphabet thing going for his name. He said he was
open
to taking her home that night but wouldn't the mobster get mad because
he
had seen them together. Well, that brought the mobster's girlfriend
over
the banquette seat and threw a couple punches before some patrons broke
it
up. The actor for his part got a raw egg thrown on him by the mistress
because
the actor did not come to her defense. My question has always been
where
did the raw egg come from?
A+
list
mobster: Bugsy Siegel
Girlfriend: Virginia Hill
Other woman: Toby Tuttle
A+ list actor: Errol Flynn
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#12**
With all of his money gone and no one in the family willing to share,
this
partner in crime of his permanent A list sister will do or say anything
she
wants if the check is big enough.
Randy
Jackson/Janet Jackson
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#13**
I never thought I would feel sorry for this very wealthy A-/B+ list
mostly
movie actress who had a nice run on a show that ended too soon. She had
no
idea she was going to be blindsided by what is really just a publicity
stunt.
Apparently her boyfriend thought he would be able to explain to her
that
it was one, but because of the way it was framed to the public by that
momager
and her version of events dutifully written down by the guy she has in
her
back pocket, it looks way worse. A relationship ruined just because the
same
tired PR game wasn't working as intended any longer.
A-/B+
actress: Nicola Peltz
Show: "Bates Motel"
Boyfriend: Anwar Hadid
Momager/PR stunt: Kris Jenner (Anwar making out with Kendall
Jenner)
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#14**
Look for this lawsuit involving the one named permanent A list singer
to
be settled within weeks, if not days. No way is he going to let this
get
any further.
Usher
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#15**
About once a week or so, this A/A- list mostly television actress who
is
an Emmy winner/nominee and one of the best actresses around right now
cheats
on her significant other which would definitely crush the celebrity
significant
other. Sarah Paulson/Holland Taylor
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#17**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress has a great career going
right
now but she is listening to her foreign born jealous actor boyfriend
who
would cheat on her in a second if given the chance because he wants her
to
"focus on their relationship," while he will continue to focus on his
career.
Basically, he wants her to follow him around and not work and then if
he
gets a job on a set with an actress he wants to sleep with, to have her
stay
behind so he can focus on his craft or some crap.
Lily
James/Matt
Smith
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#18**
I Remember You Well At The Plaza Hotel - Old Hollywood - An INSIDERHER
Blind
Item: My Mom was a big shot at the Plaza Hotel in the 60s-70’s and met
all the stars who stayed there. My Mom didn’t much care for movies or
movie stars. There was no one she was awestruck by, except maybe
Gregory
Peck. But, she was very much aware that her 12 year old daughter was
obsessed
with old movies, and permanent A+ actor & permanent A+ Actor in
particular.
So, when she heard that this Permanent A list film star was staying at
the
Plaza, she told me. I flipped, since film star had appeared in 2 films
from
the 1930’s with my favorite actress! The next thing I know, my Mother
tells me, "We’re having dinner at the Plaza with...let’s call him
Chick. I cannot believe this news. I’m a 12 year old girl from the
suburbs,
and I’m going to dinner with the man who danced his way through two
films with my most beloved actress? I guess we should call her Hazel. I
was
freaking. All I could think of was whether I could get through this
dinner
in his suite and have the courage to ask him what it was like working
with
Hazel? It was the strangest dinner ever. A dapper old movie star, my
gorgeous
mother-and little old me! He wore a silk bath robe. We’re sitting
around
a four seat table room service brought into the suite. Chick is very,
very
elegant. And meticulous. To the extreme. Watching him really amused me,
especially given his background. I’ll never forget his dinner. He
ordered
one lean baby lamb chop, a spot of peas, a spot of potatoes. To me? It
wasn’t enough to keep a bird alive. But hey, he was getting on, and
he was looking good. Who was I to criticize? He didn’t want to be
criticized, that was fairly obvious. He was a rather intimidating
figure,
and I don’t intimidate easily. But, I mean, the guy had worked with
Bogey! He spoke not about old Hollywood, which is of course what I
wanted
to hear, but about his strict dietary habits, and yar yar yar. I was
bored.
I was also hesitant to eat in front of the man. He definitely had a
thing
about food and hygiene. I think it was my indomitable mother who
finally
brought up the subject of my idol, Hazel, and her still more famous
Permanent
A+ list hubby-whom I shall call Blackie. When the topic of Hazel was
broached,
Chick waxed rhapsodic. Said he adored her. That working with Hazel was
the
high point of his life. I felt like my heart would burst hearing that.
It
was as close to her as I might ever get, and it was cool. I felt close
to
her through him. And then he ruined it. My Mom asked him about Blackie.
Oh,
dear. Big mistake. Chick blows his stack! He starts raving ‘He killed
her! Blackie killed her, that SOB! It was his fault she died!" Well, I
thought
I’d die on the spot. What? Was he accusing Blackie of somehow murdering
his wife? Horror! Chick raved on: "She knew he was screwing Permanent A
list
actress! And that other broad, from Gone With the Wind. That’s why she
rushed back, because he was a lying, cheating SOB!’ Wow! Quite an
earful
for 12 year old ears! That was about as much of this lovely evening at
the
Plaza as I could take. I couldn’t wait to get out of this crotchety,
eccentric old actor’s suite. But-I had read the same thing from other
sources. I knew, even then, that people blamed Blackie for Hazel’s
death.
And that Blackie blamed himself. But it was another thing to have it
yelled
at you by a movie star who once did the rumba with Hazel! As I got
older,
I read interviews where Chick says he was crazy about her, and implies
that
perhaps, something went on between them. Why not? I’m sure it was the
violence of her death, and the fact that he had loved Hazel himself,
that
made him bear this lifelong grudge against the lonely, distraught
Blackie.
But at the time? It was a bit more truth than I was prepared to admit.
It’s
hardly like Chick’s background or connections were less indicting than
Blackie’s! They were far worse. I don’t think I ever really recovered
from Chick’s shattering my childhood illusions. This was, indeed, a
very bitter taste of Old Hollywood. I’ll never forget him eating one
pea at a time. He was, without a doubt-a character!
Chick: George Raft
Hazel: Carole Lombard
Two movies made together: "Bolero" and "Rumba"
Blackie: Clark Gable
Cheating actress/movie: Lana Turner ("Somewhere I'll Find You")
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#1**
Reader Blind Item: I was meeting a friend at my apartment complex on a
cloudy
Sunday in August of 2016 in the capital city of a very boring state
that
is neither southern nor western, when a rather impeccably-dressed
chauffer
had pulled up in a tall, 8-person minivan with tinted windows. He
greeted
me, and eager to help I went over. It turns out that he was driving a
major
celebrity around, but didn’t divulge who it was at first. He had asked
me where the office staff was, and I told him that usually there was
one
person around on Sundays. He told me that there was supposed to be
someone
to meet them and give them a key, and let them into the complex. I
looked
at the time and saw that it was just a little past 5:00 PM, and I knew
that
the staff liked to lock the doors and run as soon as the clock struck
5.
I pulled out my cell phone and proceeded to dig through my contacts to
find
the number for the maintenance line to let them know of the situation
and
perhaps they knew what to do. As I proceeded to give him the number,
the
large sliding door opened and a man who was trying to keep a couple of
jumpy
young girls (assuming they were his own twin daughters, dressed the
same)
inside, identified himself as her "manager" and asked what was going
on,
and the chauffeur said that there was no one here and he was trying to
ask
me who to call. Another, smaller figure was in the back, looking very
subdued.
The manager had looked a little irate and seemed that he had wanted to
get
settled down to some place to stay as soon as possible. After he went
back
in the car and shut the door, the Chauffeur said that he would call the
number
I gave him or else take them to a nearby hotel that his other past
clients
had preferred. He then divulged who the celebrity was, while going
through
his phone and proudly showing off who else he had driven. I looked
again
at the window and could not believe how skinny this celebrity (A+ list
mostly
movie actress) was in real life, but had even more questions about why
she
was here alone with her "manager" and his kids, and at the very least
not
with a few of her own. There was definitely an air of sadness with her
body
language. The chauffeur assured me things would be fine and said I
could
go off with my friend, and so we left. Later, I tried to find out who
this
manager was, and it in fact was not her manager, but I matched the face
of
this manager to be that of her lawyer. What was made even more
interesting
was that I know that her husband at the time had family that once had
roots
in the area but were no longer here. I could not for the life of me
figure
out what she was doing in this city, with her lawyer, and his kids (who
I’m
99% sure were also not accompanied by their mother on this trip). The
next
week I spoke to the complex manager and while I was told that even
though
they knew a guest was coming, it was handled through a third party
agency
who failed to show up to hand off the keys and the gate codes. When I
told
them who it was, they were shocked! They usually hear of some of the
high-profile
clients that stay there after they are gone but had they known that
someone
this big was coming, they would have arranged to have had someone there
for
a little longer that Sunday. It was exactly a month later that a
not-so-Nice
trip pulled the trigger to cause the celebrity guest to file for
divorce
from her A+ list mostly movie actor husband at the time. I have no
doubt
in my mind that perhaps this visit might have had something to do with
the
planning of it, in the very least.
Angelina
Jolie/Springfield, Missouri/Brad Pitt
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#2**
A few weeks ago, I wrote that it looked like this still married, former
naked
celebrity turned reality star had lost out to a younger model/actress
in
regards to a man our celebrity had been hooking up with while married.
He
was the reason she was getting divorced. It turns out she did lose him
which
might explain why she recently went off the rails. The guy proposed to
the
younger model/actress.
Kendra
Wilkinson
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#3**
Mexican Restaurant Blues - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: It was around the
year
2000. I stopped into a cute New Mexican restaurant that had recently
opened
in Pacific Palisades - home of the stars. It was practically empty, but
I
felt like an enchilada, so I went in and sat down. The place was pretty
much
empty, it being a week day afternoon. As I scrolled through the menu, I
noticed
a small, pathetic looking creature huddled alone at a one-seater at the
restaurant. Even with tears in her big blue eyes, no makeup, and her
famous
tousled blonde hair looking like it hadn’t been brushed in days, there
was no mistaking who she was. And, there was also no doubt that she
wasn’t
preparing for a film role. This was a genuinely distraught woman. Her
sadness
was so private that I wouldn’t have thought of intruding upon it. She
mostly looked down, or stared blankly out the window. All I could think
was
this: here’s this famous movie star who people assume leads a charmed
life, weeping & alone in a Mexican restaurant. It doesn’t matter
who you are, your heart can be broken. That day, I thought I saw the
saddest
little girl in the world, not the star of countless hit films. She
&
her ex have been in the news recently, fighting over who cheated, or
who
cheated more. I dunno, and don’t much care. On that day, she was one
miserable girl, and I truly pitied her. I also like her on film. I
think
a lot of people felt she had a natural sense of honesty about her. Even
against
a permanent A+ list actor, she shone, and made people want to watch her
smile.
I hope she’s doing a lot more of it these days.
Meg
Ryan (Dennis Quaid)
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#4**
Look for this former one hit wonder who was everywhere several years
ago
after becoming an internet sensation to be everywhere again. Her new
significant
other is the married head of a media company and he thinks she should
be
a star so is calling in a lot of favors with tabloids to start showing
her
and writing about her.
Rebecca
Black
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#5**
A guy hasn't been cuckolded this badly since Christina Aguilera's ex.
Apparently
our favorite foreign born B+ lister doesn't even bother to hide the
fact
she hooks up with other men and often times just brings them back to
wherever
the couple is staying and either makes him watch or leave until she is
finished.
Rita
Ora/Andrew Watt
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#6**
An INSIDERHER Blind Item: There’s an old saying that goes "Don’t
meet your heroes." In most cases, I’ve found this to be true. But this
encounter with a former A list movie star really blew my mind for a
long
time. I was invited as a guest on the set of a huge budgeted film with
lots
of FX & big names. The director was a prominent well respected
&
well liked actor/director, who has since passed. I had lunch at the
director’s table, and he was low-key, kind, and just a very down to
earth guy. I’m glad there are still action figures of him around in
people’s collections. He should never be forgotten. Usually, the lead
actor will sit at the director’s table. Not this time! The actor, who
was in full facial makeup for his character of the day, sat alone,
moping
over his lunch. Because I really admired the actor & am not shy, I
walked
over, introduced myself to actor, and hoped for the best. Keep in mind
that
this was a closed set lunch for only the above the line stars &
producers!
He looked at me like I had two heads, and promptly bolted from the
table!
What? I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life! This was in front of
the director & other prominent people. I was literally stunned. He
ran
away from me like I had just propositioned him! Or threatened him. The
director
is very solicitous, and then he gets a call from the actor’s people,
asking who I was & why I had spoken to their precious star! I was
embarrassed, angry, felt humiliated-but also confused! What on earth
was
going on in this guy’s mind? Did he think he was some kind of an
untouchable
god? This really hurt me. For a long time after this I didn’t want to
meet anyone I admired, for fear of a similar occurrence. Happily, that
hasn’t been the case. I recently read that the actor I terrified has
an autistic child. I think perhaps he, too, is on the Asperger
spectrum,
because that could explain his irrational behavior. Not a dazzler in
real
life, though he’s given some magnificent performances. Kudos to the
director for making so many unforgettable films. He is an icon. It was
long
ago, but I still wonder what was in his head that day.
Movie:
"Bedazzled"
Actor/director: Harold Ramis
("Ghostbusters"
action figure)
Actor:
Brendon
Fraser (his autistic son, Griffin)
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#7**
This B+ list triple threat actor who has only been a big award
winner/nominee
in one of them, was recently fired from a television role that could
have
lifted him to A- or even A. Apparently there is some buzzing that the
married
actor was inappropriate with a female cast member on a hit show on
which
he recently appeared for a season. Matthew Morrison ("Grey’s
Anatomy")
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#8**
In one of the better PR moves I have seen in awhile, this foreign born
new
reality star on a show that is not even airing here, this PR company of
an
A list mostly movie actor told the woman to claim she had dated the
actor.
Their idea is that people will stop referring to him as closeted.
Samira
Mighty ("Love Island")/Chris Pine
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#9**
This one named foreign born B+ list celebrity in her country and
practically
unknown here has been criss-crossing the country whenever this reality
star/mogul/former boss wants to hook up with her.
Tulisa
(Simon Cowell)
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#10**
What is surprising in this is that this is not the first time this
married
foreign born permanent A list celebrity has impregnated a woman who is
not
his wife. Apparently this is the third time, but this is the first
where
the woman is not willing to get an abortion. This would be jaw dropping
to
the world if it became public knowledge. His foreign born A list wife
would
be humiliated. David Beckham (Victoria)
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#11**
This married to a celebrity wannabe next Dr. Oz recently got fired from
her
job at a hospital because of all her television job chasing.
Bojana
Jankovic/Michael Weatherly
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#12**
I Remember You Well At The Plaza Hotel - Part 2 - An INSIDERHER Blind
Item:
My Mom was a big deal in New York & at the Plaza Hotel in the 60’s.
She knew all their secrets, and they depended on her crack team in
keeping
their many celebrity clients’ valuables safe. I was a kid, but got to
spend a lot of time at the Plaza, rather like Eloise. My Mom could get
anything
she wanted there. She also got tons of celebrity gossip. She was too
much
the lady to repeat really good dirt, but she did tell me about a man
who
stayed for long periods at the Plaza. She knew I was an old movie fan,
so
she told me all about this actor, who she persisted in calling Gary
till
her dying day. I was a fan, but I was also a kid, when I first heard
these
stories. Since much more information about this complicated man’s life
comes to light, these stories make more sense. Actually, even as a kid
reading
movie star biography, I knew this actor had a reputation for being a
cheapskate.
I’ve since learned it was far more than just being cheap, and far more
than just a reputation! His most famous live-in situation with another
A
list actor was the subject of a famous quote from a famous blonde
actress.
She quipped about the actor not paying bills. When she said it, it was
hilarious.
Apparently, even though he is now ranked as the number one most popular
actor/leading man in the world/in some polls, a comedic genius-the real
man
behind the stunning exterior was dark, depressed, looking for salvation
anywhere
he could find it. Cold, calculating, paranoid, mean, suspicious, all
applied
to the Great Actor. He was, no doubt-a great actor, and a great
Hollywood
movie star. After all, who better than he embodied the handsome gay
star
who pretended to be straight his entire life? He made a living playing
out
this game, and it can’t have been easy. New documentaries &
biographies
about his childhood miseries make these reveals more pathetic than
anything.
He apparently would hole up for days at a time at the Plaza, asking for
no
service & no visitors. He had a cheap dime store hot plate, and
came
to the Plaza with bags of canned soups. He apparently lived on booze,
soup
he heated up himself, and a tin of saltine crackers. There was a lot of
alcohol,
a lot of black moods, and a refusal to pay for anything more than was
absolutely
necessary. It was perhaps pathological. It was certainly deeply
engrained
in his personality. This was a side of himself he never, once,
displayed
on film. It’s too bad he couldn’t have gone there, but after all,
his reputation now couldn’t be better. He is numero uno! Above Gable
& Bogart! He had known abandonment, poverty, and was unable to
relax
& enjoy his wealth. Apparently, the face he presented publicly was
very
different from the image of perfection we saw onscreen.
Actor:
Cary Grant
Other Actor: Randolph Scott
Quote: Carole Lombard: "Their relationship is perfect. Randy pays the
bills
and Cary mails them."
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#13**
This permanent A list chain smoking actor recently paid six figures to
sleep
with the ex wife of his former best friend who used to be an A lister.
She
needed the money and he wanted to get some revenge for something that
happened
a couple years ago with some escorts.
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#14**
This former A list mostly television actor turned A- list mostly movie
actor
with a nice easy gig on almost television show is back boozing again.
He
was a mess at a recent event.
Jon
Hamm ("Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt") ("Tag" premiere)
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#15**
This foreign born former A lister in his own country solo singer and in
a
group almost got busted cheating on his wife this past week. He was
incredibly
lucky that some friends were nearby that he could pass the woman off to
so
when news cameras interviewed the singer he looked to be all alone.
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#16**
Word on the street is that this NFL player is blaming his one year
wonder
ex for his current situation.
Olivia
Culpo/Danny Amendola
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#17**
This foreign born A+ list singer wanted huge royalties and a bunch of
upfront
money and extra song writing credits to keep working on a record with a
foreign
based group. Their label wanted them to take the deal, but they wanted
no
part of it and have been very restrained in their comments about the
situation.
I would have been livid.
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#18**
This foreign born B list celebrity who has been in the news this past
week
after not really ever being in tabloid news before, once had a guy beat
up
to within an inch of his life when our celebrity decided the guy didn't
give
good enough blowj**s. Oh yeah, our guy is a closeted sociopath.
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#19**
He Died Again: One of the longest held secrets in Hollywood was known
by
a handful of people. I was never one of those people. Even as the
secret
was passed down to a second and then a third generation, I still never
knew.
It was not until the last week of April that I was told the secret and
that
it was OK to talk about it now because the subject of the secret had
been
killed in an auto accident. That was kind of fitting considering that
is
how he "died," the first time. He was A+ list that first time. The
entire
world loved him and adored him and he hated every second of it. He
wanted
no part of it. So, with the help of a police chief who thought the
world
of him and a rival studio head who was willing to do anything to not
watch
those big box office numbers he put up, they got to work. The studio
chief
got some set designers and stunt people and they created a car wreck.
The
police chief donated a body from the morgue no one was going to claim,
so
they could bury a body and it was all set. The studio chief signed a
contract
with the actor and it basically paid him about $1500 a week for his
entire
life. And boy did he live a long life. When he was killed north of the
border
in an auto accident in April he was 95 or 96 depending on whether you
used
his Canadian or American birth certificate. For much of the past 60
some
odd years he had lived in a remote section of that northern country,
but
in the past few years moved to a much larger city so he and his wife
could
be closer to medical care. Being 95/96 didn't stop his love of driving
though
and his wife loved being with him when he did. She was with him in the
car
when they were hit by a tractor trailer. His wife is expected to make a
full
recovery.
James
Dean (go to https://goo.gl/dBpa6s more information
and
theories)
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#1**
At a very recent party, this A list singer popped some pills to join in
with
many of the other attendees and forced her celebrity boyfriend to do
the
same. He is going to end up dead. Anyone who knows him sees it as a
highly
possible event.
Ariana
Grande/Pete Davidson
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#2**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor and his wife were spotted
practicing
how they were going to kiss at an award show and it still looked
awkward
and very rare. Should have had his long time male lover be a stand in.
Sure
they would have nailed it.
George
and Amal Clooney ( AFI Life Achievement Award) (Rande Gerber)
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#3**
I was just watching the rerun with a friend whose ex works on this one
show.
This is what she told me: For the rest of us, there are crank diets,
shady
supplements, and astrological diagnosis. For this one actress though,
there
to tell a truly sympathetic personal story, there was a prescription to
pharmaceutical grade cocaine, and free samples in the dressing room.
"Dr.
Oz Show"
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#4**
This foreign born A+ list athlete in every corner of the world except
this
corner has never come out to his mother. He wants to let her see him
get
married to a woman before she dies, so he may indeed get married to his
beard.
His long time boyfriend though would be his best man.
Cristiano
Ronaldo/Georgina Rodriguez
(Badr
Hari)
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#5**
At the AFI event last night, this A- list mostly movie actress who is
an
Academy Award winner/nominee and one time co-star of the big honoree of
the
night was drunkenly pawed by an A+ list director as she tried to make
her
way to a bathroom door.
Anna
Kendrick (co-star honoree - George Clooney) (American Film Institute's
Life
Achievement Tribute in Hollywood)
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#6**
He is extremely tacky and extremely rude and at one point in his life
only
dated actresses who were virgins so he could have sex with them and
dump
them to go find the next one. That story he told about the alliterate
actress
is true in his mind, but our actress knew the guy's reputation so lied
and
told him she was a virgin so he would date her.
Wilmer
Valderrama/Mandy Moore
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#7**
Pretty big bribe that was passed out to this assistant district
attorney
to accept a plea deal so out of the norm that this family of
celebrities
paid out. 99% in that situation get jail time. They don't have bribe
money
though.
Conrad
Hilton
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#9**
On Line At The Deli - An INSIDERHER Blind: So, near me is an Italian
deli.
It’s in the Los Angeles area. You cannot believe the size of the
salamis
& prosciutto! It’s a carnivore’s paradise. I stocked up on
the marinated shrimp. Smiley Face! Keeping you guessing, right? Some
writers
who claim to be Vegan might be disguising their carnivore lust to throw
off
their real identities. Ever think of that? Unsurprisingly, you can meet
famous
actors at this unequaled deli. Equally unsurprisingly, many are
Italian.
One such actor hangs out here like a regular Joe. Because he is. I met
him
there. Our fams became friends because of our mutual love of food.
Hungry
yet, blinders? If you don’t care for this actor’s face, you may
think twice when he sings. But, like many actors, he is shrimpier than
you
might think. He’s very down to earth, a family man, and other than
mentioning shrimp again, I’ll just say: go see him in his most recent
venture. The man could be a finer singer/crooner than he is an
actor/director.
And that would be very fine indeed.
Joe
Mantegna
("Rolling
Thunder")
(played
with local group, The Missing Links, who went on to form the band
"Chicago")
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#10**
Unlikely Abuser - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: This curious celebrity is
being
accused of some very bad behavior. Like rape. This is a powerful
accusation,
and I generally believe the woman-unless the man makes more sense. This
man’s newfound celebrity status amazes me, considering his long time
career. But it seems many celebrity men connected to this guy, or
wanted
to be him. He is, I think, a sexual Everyman. A schmuck who gets laid
all
the time. I get it. When this well known performer was at his peak, so
to
speak--my friend dated him. I thought it a very bizarre choice for such
a
sophisticated woman, but she was curious about his well known
equipment.
Apparently it worked very well with her, and she said he was a very
generous
lover. He was known for that in his business. He & my friend stayed
casual
friends throughout the decades. I got to know him through her, and
found
him to be an annoying yenta. He lived with his old Dad & between
porn
shoots & dating my friend-he’d take Dad to Bingo or to temple.
Once,
his old car broke down on the streets of Greenwich Village, and he
asked
my friend to push his car so he could jump start it. She says that’s
the worst she could ever say about him. I’d say the same, from my
limited
‘exposure’ to this odd icon. He could annoy the hell out of you.
He wasn’t PC. He called you ‘doll.’ But, you couldn’t
deny the guy had carved out a niche for himself, and was a nebbish
getting
paid to get laid. The recent accusations against him seem very unlikely
to
both my friend & myself. He was always respectful towards women
from
our experiences with him. If you don’t count pushing the car. Or him
calling you ‘doll.’ We don’t buy that he’s an abuser.
He would never have been a mainstay of the porn industry for decades if
he
had abused an actress/porn star. Believe it or not, there was a strict
code
of ethics in that biz in old time New York. Our celebrity got paid to
get
laid not only because of his endowments, but because women generally
looked
forward to performing with him. This is because, as I said earlier-his
reputation
was for being a generous lover.
Ron
Jeremy
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#11**
This A list foreign born dual threat actor did what he was praised for
doing.
The thing is though, it was still kind of shady that his PR team
insisted
on holding back releasing it for well over six months until he needed a
positive
publicity boost. So, when he got some negative press, boom, it was out
within
days to change that narrative.
Benedict
Cumberbatch
(saved
a Deliveroo rider from being mugged)
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#12**
I think this former A list teen actor is going to regret saying some
nasty
things to his ex wife a few weeks ago. She is all set to take advantage
of
his newfound fame and release that long awaited sex tape featuring our
former
actor, his former wife and a man they both shared.
Corey
Feldman/Susie Sprague/Corey Haim ("The Two Coreys")
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#13**
Next time you want the world to believe what you are selling is real,
you
might want to (a) not tell everyone you know the ring is on loan and
(b)
not mention the real reason right there in your Instagram caption. When
Taylor
Swift can sell something better than you, than you know you really have
underwhelmed in reality show promotion 101.
Jax
Taylor and Brittany Cartwright (engaged) ("Vanderpump Rules")
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#14**
That feeling when your rich boyfriend's family has cut him off from his
money
because they know you, being the A- list mostly movie actress dating
him
have been joining him in massive drug binges all over the world. Our
actress
never pays for her own. Ever. She is very generous. One of the more
generous
people I have met, but her rule number one is never pay for your own
drugs.
If he can't get access back to his money, she will fly away in the
wind.
Vito
Schnabel/Amber Heard
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#15**
This closeted foreign born A+/A list singer is in love, but his actor
love
interest likes to play the field with men and women and doesn't want to
be
tied down.
Shawn
Mendes/James Marsden
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#16**
You have to be a next level type monster to not only pawn your daughter
off
to adult men, but also to watch your daughter to make sure he is making
the
man happy. Welcome to the world of this former teen A+ list mostly
movie
actress when she was a child and being sent out on "auditions." It
still
gets me so angry that she has lived with this for her whole life and
knows
exactly what her mom did. No repressed memories with her. Then, it
really
irks me, let alone what it must to do to her, that one of the people
who
spent months abusing her is feted for his film career or that his
significant
other is a woman that people can look to be a role model. She knew what
was
going on. It was the same thing she did when she was a teen and hitting
the
casting couch. So, she didn't see anything wrong with it. Drew
Barrymore
(Jaid Barrymore)
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#17**
Stopped at the door and turned away from a listening party was this
former
tween/teen/young adult A/A- list actress. The actress was later seen
inside
after sneaking in through a service entrance after paying a worker
$500.
She still has a thing for her ex. He saw her coming from about 20 feet
away
and had some guys take her outside and watch her until she had an Uber
pick
her up.
Amanda
Bynes/Kid Cudi
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#18**
She Didn't Go: It was supposed to look like a murder/suicide. That had
been
the plan all along. The plan that had been in place since March. Then,
as
she began to get more and more attention and acclaim, suddenly her
schedule
was too busy and she couldn't make it. What to do, what to do?
Improvise.
Do what they always do. Make it look like all the rest they have done,
but
also make sure they send a message to her. Apparently they sent her a
picture
with no words. Just the picture. I'm guessing she got the message. In
the
next few weeks we will see if she ignores the message or continues to
be
brave and fight the good fight.
Asia
Argento/Anthony Bourdain
(#MeToo
movement)
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#1**
This A list mostly movie director said he cast this former A- list
mostly
movie actor who bombed at headlining a movie because he thought the
fact
he assaulted a woman (and was convicted of it) brought something to the
part
that no other actor could give and he doesn't think it is a big deal.
This
director is such an a-hole and I hope this movie bombs.
Emile
Hirsch/Quentin Tarantino ("Once Upon a Time in Hollywood")
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#2**
This former A- list realty star turned B/B+ list celebrity is trying to
stay
sober but it must be pretty tough when her husband starts off each day
with
a line of a coke and basically uses all day and night.
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#3**
This foreign born former A-/B+ list singer who shopped and drugged her
way
through her fortune thought she could just go on tour and make a bunch
of
money. The problem is, promoters are not interested in her at all and
the
only venues they were willing to sell would be clubs. She could make
some
money doing that, but the singer only wants to play 2,500 seat theatres
and
higher. Not going to happen.
Lily
Allen
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#4**
Much like her friend, the former stripper turned celebrity turned brief
reality
star turned wannabe bad actress thinks she will make a fortune with her
new
line. Just like her friend discovered, the chances of that are minimal.
There
is no guaranteed amount and it is basically taking a commission only
job.
She thinks she can do a couple posts on social media and the money will
be
rolling in. It won't. She will bail on this thing so quickly.
Amber
Rose
("Simply
Be" clothing brand)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#5**
This B- list actress/writer/celebrity offspring of an A- list
actor/writer
was recently hit on by this former A+ list singer who she says gives
off
dirty old man creepy vibes. Hey, but she is still talking to him, so
yeah.
Cazzie
David (Larry David)/John Mayer
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#6**
The Videographer: He was right in the middle of the kidnapping and
murder
of tens of thousands of people. If you were female, the chances were
good
you were going to be sent to a special facility which was frequented
not
only by members of the elite in the country but also the elite from
many
other countries too. Those coming from other countries seemed to have
the
philosophy that they could do as they like with no repercussions
because
who would ever know. Ahh, but when you have a regime that corrupt, they
want
some leverage and many, if not most of these encounters with the
females
were captured on film or video. The video is grainy stuff and old now,
but
the films are vivid and you can identify everyone in them. The person
in
charge of collecting and cataloging the videos and the subjects
belonged
to a cabinet level member of the government. Long though destroyed,
many
of the world's elite who had participated, breathed a sigh of relief
last
year when the videographer died. It turns out though, the films and
video
and who is who in each, was never destroyed. They were all in a garage
next
to a guest house where they had been for decades. In February, one of
his
children started digging through it. She told members of her family and
lots
of her friends, and also, in March told one of her long time friends
she
had met through her sister . The person she told was a foreign born
permanent
A list celebrity. The subject of our blind was not blasting this all on
social
media, but she was not keeping it quiet either. None of the people she
told
had really seen much of the films. They were too hard to watch. Two
weeks
ago, the government of the country came to collect the entire library
of
films. What they had not recovered were the volumes that named names in
each
of the films. After such a long time, they needed the volumes to be
able
to identify every person in the films. They said they wanted
them
to let relatives of the long dead females know their fate. No one knows
where
the volumes are now. What we do know is the woman who held them back is
dead.
Country:
Argentina/former
Argentine army general Luciano Benjamín Menendez
Cabinet level member of the government:
Jorge
Zorreguieta
Who found the library:
Inés
Zorreguieta
Sister:
Queen
Máxima of the Netherlands
A list celebrity:
Avicci
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#7**
Trick Or Treat - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: You might think that if you
lived
in a neighborhood packed with celebrities, you’d have some pretty
terrific
Halloweens, right? That celebs surely celebrate Halloween big time,
have
phenomenal decorations, and personally welcome neighborhood children to
their
front fences-if not doors. I had such fantasies. Some years back, I
lived
in an area with celebrities in every other house. In Trick or Treat
distance
from my house lived some of the most famous people on earth. I could
not
wait to see what these surely down to earth people did for Halloween. I
had
a walking route planned for this first outing that passed the houses of
some
cool people. My kids were psyched!
We started in the flats:
Permanent A list beloved actor & B list actor/producer wife -they
turned
off all their lights, period. Not even a pumpkin. Did they really live
there?:
Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson
Famous comic actor & acting family -a couple of gourds outside.
Lights
out: Owen Wilson
Foreign born comedian with one routine? Welcome! Trick or Treat!: Yakov
Smirnoff
Famous Permanently lovable A list couple & their brood - No signs
of
life: Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell
Former A+ list comedy icon. Disgraced. Brick house with mile high
gates.
Always dark.: Bill Cosby
Permanent A+ List Director & wife former Actress -Intercom. If you
yell
‘Trick or Treat’ into it, you get silence. ***Now, down the hill,
on to a private road.*******: Steven Spielberg/Kate Capshaw
Permanent A list at least triple threat & then wife, Permanent A
list
for name value/status. A convoy appears in the distance. This trick or
treating
is looking dangerous. We’re stopped by beefy armed guards who come out
from nowhere. Were told we cannot trick or treat here. It was like a
military
installment in there. Somewhere I have pix...: Bruce Willis/Demi
Moore
This kind of total shutdown is just the way it is in
Hollywoodtown...and
it’s now most popular star clusters. Like this, my friendly hometown!
For a tip, Dino Martin & Dorothy Hamill had a House right at the
center
point of all these other celeb homes. Dino was gone at this point. Pacific
Palisades
It’s worth noticing that only the foreign born comedian had Halloween
decorations up & was outside welcoming children.
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#8**
It was actually pretty nice for this former tween actress turned B+
list
adult actress to pay her own way to make sure nothing happened to a
family
member who was yachting this past week.
Bella
and Dani Thorne (what "yachting" means: "I Worked On A Yacht"
PART
ONE/PART
TWO)
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Oscar
winner/nominee
finally was able to do what he started to do several years ago which is
to
steal every penny from a family member just so he can continue to look
wealthy.
He continues to be one of the worst celebrity parents ever.
Ryan
O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett’s son Redmond arrested for attempted
murder
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#10**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has not had good
luck
with sticking on a show as of late is talking a lot about how people
need
to share and she says she has shared her story about depression, but
left
out the part where she tried to commit suicide a few weeks ago and was
in
the hospital for two days.
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie actress makes a very good living filming that
franchise
of hers ever couple years. The thing is though, she never gets papped
because
no one really cares. So, she has started doing those ridiculous promo
photos
just so she can get placed in the tabloids.
Michelle
Rodriguez ("The Fast and the Furious")
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#12**
This former A- list tween actress who had a middling hit network show
back
in the day is in an acting family. She is now a sometime reality star,
but
mostly just a celebrity. Slightly less famous than another member of
her
family, she is cheating on her husband. Tia Mowry/Tamera Mowry
("The Real")
(Adam Housley)
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#13**
This barely a celebrity of a permanent A lister got some of his other
parent's
partying traits and has been hitting the coke hard while partying in
NYC.
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#14**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort tried to
put
out a hit on a woman she accused of hitting on the benefactor of our
former
actress. Lindsay Lohan
158. TAMARA
TATTLES 06/10
She’s Not Here For The Right Reasons: On The Bachelor, which I watch
privately and don’t recap because there is a very accurate spoiler site
out there and I don’t want to know who "won," there is always a villain
or two that the rest of the girls say is "not there for the right
reasons."
They are usually girls trying to get camera time by any means
necessary.
On a certain reality show, there is one evil bitch that is worse than
anything
we have ever seen. EVER. She has literally hooked her way on to the
show
by way of another aberrant creature we recently got rid of. In an odd
turn
of events, I totally warned the male in this story about the female in
this
story very, very, early on when she was trying to sell stories to the
sites
that pay for the dirt. He was polite, but didn’t really believe me so
I just bowed out to watch nature take its course. Now I am finding out
that
she has been constantly digging up the dirt on her "beloved." She has
gone
through his phone, she has gone through his computer, and she has a lot
of
information to share. She has attacked a woman relentlessly who
politely
declined to play the role she is currently playing. She’s psychotic.
Here just a few things she has on her equally despicable "mark".
1. Very early on, his sisters tried to pay him to send this female back
to
where she came from and try to get the female who declined "the
opportunity"
to reconsider. That was never a possibility but the sisters didn’t have
the full story.
2. She was particularly incensed about his will. She was not happy with
the
beneficiaries.
3. Some sort of lesbian sex tape with toys. I presume he was on
camera
but my source was not clear about that.
4. She was also pissed about him asking people via email about her call
girl
reputation. She was not working and living with her mother at the time
they
were introduced.
There is a lot more. He is terrified. He’s tried on multiple occasions
to break up with her but she is threatening to sell stories. Oddly,
that
is the very thing I warned him about months and months ago. At least I
tried,
and honestly, knowing what I know now, that I didn’t know then, I’m
hoping these two drag each other to death. Neither one of them need to
be
breathing our air unless it is behind bars. At least we know that
neither
of them will be on our TV again unless it’s on the news about their
court cases.
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY has a significant meaning for this blind.
Because
she will be speaking unsupervised next Tuesday. And she’s a loose
cannon.
Expect bizarre social media posts from him on Tuesday as well and more
from
me as soon as I get the tea.
Show: "Southern Charm"
Male: Thomas Ravenel
"Evil Bitch": Ashley Jacobs
Sisters: Renée Brockinton, Suzanne Ravenel and Eva Ravenel
First choice:
Luzanne
Otte
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#1**
This one named permanent A list singer is trying to stay as far away
from
process servers as possible until he gets all potential cases against
him
settled.
Usher
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#2**
This multifaceted A list mogul who spends a lot of time in front of the
camera
too on multiple projects took the rare step of attending a public event
where
his boyfriend was also there. They even posed for photos together. Also
there
of course was the mogul's beard.
Ryan
Seacrest/Mike Meldman
(Shayna
Taylor)
(Casamigos
Tequila Halloween Party)
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#3**
This B list reality star who seems to be back on top of her B list game
once
again is taking time off from filming right now a show you all know
because
of a miscarriage she recently suffered.
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#4**
A Birdie Blind Item: While there is unity on both sides when it comes
to
this particular family, the family itself has long been defined by
acrimony:
disputes, intrigue, even lawsuits. So what just happened? Let's just
say
it all comes down to the pictures, finally obtained after years of
trying,
of the one member in a compromising position. You know whose parties he
famously
attended, don't you?
David
Koch
(Jeffrey
Epstein)
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#5**
A Dancing Boy Blind: This is all top secret for now but it looks like
there's
going to be a dancing boy feature too, and the way it's developing the
idea
is for this story to be the first in the dancing boy franchise
franchise/universe
(with movies, tv, and plays that take place over the course of my life
cycle).
Another part of it I haven't mentioned is that a reoccurring theme in
these
stories - and it goes in a certain way to a central theme of CDAN (as
in:
are there any good elites?) - is the whole clash of the titans/war in
the
heavens/battle of the superheros motif. But in this case it involves
the
secret global elite - one side good, the other not - and those in their
employ.
And, as it turns out - back in the 80s - one of the crack teams of
operatives
for the good elites are a group of Hollywood kids (think MI or Spy
Kids,
but for real), who were trained at a secret facility in the Hollywood
Hills.
Our last mission back then ended in failure, but we're about to be
recalled
into service by my French billionaire patron. Our mission? To break
into
the high security studio vault where a certain movie is stored (and
which
includes in particular certain footage - it's been sold for thousands a
piece
in the Hollywood underground for three decades), and steal the movie,
ninja-like
(to score leverage in getting me out of the NDA with the studio). This
is
the stuff of the prologue to the dancing boy movie: we all arrive at
the
facility for the first since the 80s, which has been sealed like a
vault
or tomb. Everything there - the tech, furnishing - is straight out of
the
80s, which is our limiting factor. As for who else, I think I've named
a
couple or few of the people, but also one from the most recent dancing
boy
blind, the dancing boy's parents (as themselves), a certain female
co-star
of the dad (yes, HER), and yes (rolls eyes) him (someone had to give
him
a job, because no one's going to give him that 10 million bucks), among
others.
Also: the token millennial (who as a tween/teen basically created his
own
brand out of that joke at your 8th birthday when one of your friends
unties
a balloon animal and sucks the gas out of it, starts talking, and it's
pretty
much the funniest thing ever; do you know how many page views those
things
got [before he got picked up I mean]? in some cases more than 70
million).
I've also someone specific in mind for the head villain in "the Little
Drummer
Boy" flick. This is a major child actor (of the 80s) turned adult actor
(who
was always a nice guy). Here's the giveaway: there was a blind about
him
and a certain female musician not too long ago. Something else? My
sister
has a similar story (this is the formerly religious one). It happened
after
the taping of Season 2, Episode 9 - I was there too.
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#6**
Reader Blind Item: A Brit Actor most well known for playing Americans
on
TV was horrifically abused at his famously elite boarding school as a
barely
pubescent kid, he was singled out and tortured psychologically,
sexually
and physically. One of the abusers in question was a violent sadist, an
authority
figure and powerful member of government. His activities were covered
up
by the school for years and continued even after he stopped officially
working
there. He wasn't the only one but he was the worst. That abuser fled
the
country after it got too hot for him and began working in a 3rd world
nation
with children again "Charitable work" He was investigated in that
country
for murder. But the case mysteriously collapsed and he got away with
it.
If you look at this actor's performances over the years there is a
common
theme of abuse, gaslighting and stockholm syndrome relationships with
manipulative older men running through his role choices. He also,
wherever
possible, works with female producers, directors and show runners
because
his relationships with men in authority are so fraught he prefers to
collaborate
with women. He’s a lot less screwed up than he could be given his
history
and seems to have finally found a stable and happy life for himself far
away
from his home country. With the help of his spouse and a good therapist.
Actor:
Hugh
Dancy (married to Claire Danes)
School:
Winchester
College (age 13)
Abuser:
John
Smyth,
a
British "Queen’s Cousel"
(the
UK allowed him to start afresh in Zimbabwe)
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#7**
I'm guessing this foreign born A list model has no idea her husband is
personally
picking up the tab for a massive event. She thinks it his company.
Nope.
The company can't waste that kind of scratch right now, but he likes
people
thinking they can.
Miranda
Kerr/Evan Spiegel ("Snapchat") (will take over entire Santa Monica
Pier)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#8**
This A list mostly movie action actor was out of the country this week
and
hooked up with this foreign born A- list singer in her own country. She
is
probably B- list outside and only that high because of being in the
tabloids
and a little reality television. She has a significant other, but that
relationship is such a joke.
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#9**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family says she was
hit
on by this married anti vaxxer who serial cheated on his last wife
until
she killed herself. This current wife has seen a lot of the same thing.
Robert
Kennedy Jr. (former wife: Mary Richardson Kennedy) (current wife:
Cheryl
Hines)
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#10**
You can count on one hand the number of times this foreign born
celebrity
couple have been publicly spotted together this year. They desperately
need
to keep that brand going though, so there they were, getting "spotted"
as
a couple.
Victoria
and David Beckham
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#11**
There he was again. That one named DJ that sounds like it is missing
the
part where you wipe your feet looking only for women who looked or are
underage.
He wants no part of you otherwise.
Diplo
(GQ
Style and Browns LFWM Party at Annabel's)
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#12**
I love that this former tweener singer turned A- list adult singer went
old
school with her excuse. Doesn't change the fact she needs rehab again,
but
I was getting tired of the never ending stream of illnesses celebrities
are
springing on us. Publicists were scouring through Wikipedia and saying,
"You
get a disease and you get a disease. Everyone gets a disease."
Demi
Lovato/damaged vocal chords/sickness
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#13**
I would say that if this A- list actor finds out his foreign born B+
list
mostly movie actress called the paps to catch them on a date that he
would
probably break up with her. He doesn't do that and never has. Back in
the
days when he was cheating on that wife he was married to, he got really
good
at hiding in plain sight. Then, even after he stopped cheating, he
liked
the privacy. His current girlfriend would love to be on the cover of
every
magazine every week.
Josh
Duhamel/Eiza Gonzalez
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#1**
Front and center at this event where this married east coast Housewife
was
performing was her boyfriend of a year holding a bouquet of flowers.
Teresa
Giudice (NPC South Jersey Bodybuilding Championships)
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#2**
I joke about this A list reality star with a lucrative side gig a lot
but
apparently there is a very serious threat right now about kidnapping
her
child. The child has people with her 24/7 in addition to the security
already
guarding the reality star.
Kylie
Jenner
(Stormi)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#3**
The police have taken a hard look at the significant other of a recent
dead
celebrity as a possible suspect in the celebrity's death.
Andy
Spade (Kate)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#4**
Whenever you see this celebrity offspring who will soon eclipse the
parental
unit in fame with this foreign born former A+ list tweener, you know
she
needs help with her bills. That is how it has always been with them.
Hailey
Baldwin/Justin Bieber
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#5**
This A- list reality star is hemming and hawing about why she doesn't
do
something people are shaming her for, but the reality is, she doesn't
care.
She wants to be partying and working out and making sure her boyfriend
is
not cheating on her. Those take priority over all else.
Khloé
Kardashian (not breastfeeding)
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#6**
This offspring is not really a celebrity, but at least one of her
parental
units is A or A+ list. Used to be A+ list for sure and someone all of
you
know. She got pregnant with her drug dealer/sex customer.
Rosie
O’Donnell’s daughter Chelsea Alliegro
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#7**
This married permanent A+ list rapper could have helped this female
former
A list rapper out of her financial troubles, but he only helps people
he
is interested in sleeping with or can make a ton of money with. She is
neither.
Jay Z
(Lil’ Kim files for bankruptcy)
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#9**
He knew it was coming. One producer says in all the time they filmed,
unless
he had horrible food poisoning, our celebrity would be in his room only
for
sleeping/passing out. This time was different. It was almost as if he
was
hiding in his room and he kept saying they are coming. He had been
perfectly
normal until he received word of the death of several people, but one
in
particular who would make sure the person with information would remain
quiet.
It took less than a week for them to come for our celebrity.
Anthony
Bourdain
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#10**
This part-time Teen Mom guy wants everyone to think he is the victim.
He
says he had to cheat on his now broken up with girlfriend because she
didn't
give him enough sex so he had to get it somewhere else, so it is really
her
fault and not his.
Jeremy
Calvert
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#11**
Apparently there is a plan in place that if bail is granted tomorrow,
this
child molester/sex trafficker is going to flee the country to the
island
from where he cannot be extradited. The thing about all of this that is
crazy
to me is that the person telling me all this must know their
communications
are being monitored, so they are not very good at keeping secrets or
maybe
they just want to kill him but have him think they are going to save
him.
NXIVM
cult leader Keith Raniere
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#12**
Very interesting. You might recall that a few times over the past
several
months, I have told you about the relationship this former A- list
mostly
television actress had with an A list celebrity and how the A list
celebrity
did not tell his significant other about it. Apparently those hookups
are
going to be made public or the actress thinks they are and is trying to
get
ahead of the story.
Rose
McGowen/Anthony Bourdain (Asia Argento) (that Anthony and Asia had a
free
relationship)
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#13**
I think this celebrity couple has been split for about two months
maybe.
They have barely filed much paperwork regarding their divorce, but this
former
A- list celebrity turned B+ lister trying to stay relevant learned that
her
actor/celebrity ex already has another woman pregnant.
Brooke
Burke-Charvet (David Charvet)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#14**
Apparently on the new reality show being filmed right now, this wannabe
celebrity
who is getting her shot at reality because of the hooking up she did
with
the athlete and who the athlete is involved with says she has lots and
lots
of receipts so that should be interesting. Many things and other women
the
athlete's significant other has no idea about.
Lani
Blair/Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#15**
What were incredible sales and revenue numbers from this former
celebrity
turned reality star turned celebrity for her line have crashed and
burned
in the past week to the point where the celebrity is going to have to
start
walking back some comments she made or risk losing it all.
Kat
Von
D
(antivaxxer)
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#16**
This former A+ list singer has had money problems for years. She has
already
crossed one line by doing illegal things with her boyfriend which I
wrote
here before. The singer, who has done some reality to boost her income
has
further had to humiliate herself by finding different women to bring
home
for her boyfriend to have sex with. She should leave, but he would just
turn
her into the police for what she has done. They could get him on some
charges
too, but nothing compared to the time she would face. Toni
Braxton/Birdman
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#17**
In the past year or two, there have been a treasure trove of documents
that
have been scanned and saved to the cloud from the archives and vaults
of
this nearly 100 year old studio. It basically just partners up with
other
studios now, but back in the day, it was huge. One of the documents dug
up
confirms that long long talked about rumor that this permanent A list
mostly
movie actor did, in fact, drive drunk and kill a pedestrian and that
someone
else went to jail for it. The document has the name of the person hired
to
go to jail. Apparently they only went to jail for six months, but was
guaranteed
a job for twenty years for doing it.
Clark
Gable
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#18**
Keeping Quiet For The Money: You know who you don't see out and about
as
much? This permanent A list mostly movie actor and his significant
other.
They used to make daily appearances you could set a watch to, but now,
they
rarely venture out of the gates of his huge compound up that long
canyon
road. Even if they do venture out, it is even less often they do so
together.
She was warned by one of his exes that he was a freak about sex. She
discovered
that first hand, but knew what was going to be expected of her and
decided
it was worth it. After a couple years together, she got pregnant. As
soon
as she became pregnant, he became an entirely different person. He
basically
put her in a wing of the house and he started having sex parties every
night.
She was OK with that too. The thing is though, the sex parties really
started
getting strange. He would randomly find guys on hookup apps and at the
same
time have high school females come over and see what everyone was
willing
to do. He has it all filmed and during the day, instead of sending time
with
his significant other and the upcoming baby or his kids from other
relationships,
he would watch what he recorded the night before while he had some
escort,
whether they be male or female orally service him the entire time while
he
watched. Around 4 or 5pm he would then start doing some coke to get
ready
for that night's sex party. She is convinced several of the males and
females
were underage. Some were friends of his children who were underage at
the
time. Meanwhile, the actor has several STD's, but doesn't tell any of
his
partners and never wears a condom. So, why does she stick around after
all
that? The money. She says, it can help her get through anything knowing
her
child will get all that money she gets paid from him each month and
that
it would dramatically lessen if she left.
Eddie
Murphy/Paige Butcher
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#1**
Even I don't know the answer to this one, but really want to know so I
can
blast
the
guy in public for it.
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper is back on the booze and drug train
again.
Guess that very long and expensive rehab process didn't take. Nicki
Minaj
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#3**
This former stripper turned model turned celebrity turned wannabe bad
actress
all of you know is taking advantage of the fact that so many of her
male
friends want to sleep with this underage celebrity and is trying to
make
some money off it.
Amber
Rose/Danielle Bregoli ("cash me ousside" girl)
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#4**
Another underage female teenager is about to come forward to tell her
story
about how this back in the day A list mostly television actor from a
very
hit network show turned made for television move staple sexually
assaulted
her on the set of a Christmas movie they were making together. This is
not
the first time this actor has been accused of this.
Dean
Cain
("Christmas Rush");
Tom
Wopat
("Christmas Comes to Willow Creek")
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#5**
This celebrity offspring of an A lister has been in this space before
because
of her struggles with drugs and alcohol. She is openly bisexual and has
been
bought and paid for the past six months by this closeted female show
runner.
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#6**
Apparently that one named DJ I wrote about in the past few days who
seems
to favor underage teens is now being accused by one of the teens of
giving
her a STD. That teen and another one told their story to a foreign born
DJ
who is doing his best to get the A list one named DJ fired from his
permanent
cozy paid residence job.
Diplo/Zedd
or Max Vangeli
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#7**
I think its pretty funny to see that this A list couple have got their
offspring
involved in the sharing of stories about the sex life of the
offspring's
parents. A new angle for the parents who never seem to tire of making
sure
the world has this perception of them as always having sex 24/7.
Willow
Smith (Will and Jada Smith)
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#8**
I'm going to leave this in the words of the tipster because it is very
well
said. About six or seven years ago, I was invited to a friend's house,
where
her and her husband were hosting a dinner. Before we ate, I was hanging
with
my friend, who works as a model, chatting, and during our conversation
I
saw she received a text, and then immediately reacted by shaking her
head
and sighing uncomfortably. I asked her what the problem was, then she
turned
her phone around and showed me a shadowy video of a naked woman,
clearly
on drugs or alcohol, dancing in a mirror, attempting to be sexy. She
then
explained that this woman has been aggressively trying to get my friend
to
sleep with her, and won't stop sending her naked videos, even after my
friend
specifically telling her she's married, not into women, and to stop
sending
the videos. I explained to my friend that this amounts to harassment,
and
she should notify the authorities. She then told me who the woman was,
that
she was famous, and had powerful friends, and it was better off if she
just
ignored it with the hopes eventually the woman would move onto someone
else,
it wasn't worth risking social and career suicide. So, imagine my
reaction
when the #metoo movement broke wide open, and emerging as the face of
the
"resistance", the defender of all harassed women, was the exact same
person
who had incessantly sexually harassed my friend. I've held back this
story
for months now, but in the light of Anthony's death, I think it's
important
for people to know the truth about their fearless leader. She's not who
the
media presents her to be, and my best guess is that she was
intentionally
inserted up front as controlled opposition, a loud, vocal leader in
order
to keep people focused only on the abuses of adult women, and
distracted
from the much bigger problem of pedophilia in Hollywood, which
continues
to be ignored by the media and the Hollywood community at large.
Rose
McGowan
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#9**
This permanent A list celebrity/television host/writer was breathing a
sigh
of relief when she realized that man who she had a decade long affair
with
would no longer have the chance to talk about it.
Anthony
Bourdain/Christiane Amanpour
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#10**
Much like Anna Faris played Cameron Diaz in Lost In Translation, this A
list
mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee is playing this
foreign
born A- list mostly movie actress in her new movie.
Anne
Hathaway
(Daphne Kluger "Ocean’s 8") (Diane Kruger)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#11**
Apparently this part-time reality show star who makes his living doing
something
else but would looooooove his own reality show got in the bad graces of
his
former bff by name dropping her for every project he was trying to get
a
green light for. He implied she would be a part of it.
Jonathan
Cheban/Kim Kardashian
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#12**
This B+ list singer/rapper horrible bush speller overdosed two days ago
and
just when things were looking back up for her.
Azealia
Banks
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#13**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor has hits and misses in his
movie
career. Back in the day were his best days with him getting Oscar
wins/nominations. Anyway, the married actor, has been hooking up with
the
barely legal ex of this former A/A- list mostly movie actor who had
hiss
peak around the same time as the first actor in the blind.
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#14**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who has gone from
one
almost network show to the next including now, was a part of the sex
c*lt.
She has really tried to keep a low profile and I don't even think the
press
knows she was in it at one time. Erica Durance
("Smallville")/NXIVM
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#15**
Apparently things are completely on the rocks between this A list
mostly
movie actor and his wife. This recent thing just was another obstacle.
Hey,
at least he stopped cheating all the time.
Vince
Vaughn (DUI)
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#16**
Once again this intelligent B+ list mostly movie actress avoided any
questions
about her significant other and #metoo. Everyone has noticed he never
shows
up to red carpets any longer.
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#17**
Who Is This Guy? (From Reddit)https://goo.gl/SDxNf5: Little bit of an
unconventional one here, but I don’t know where else to ask! The full
story: I went to a bar with a friend of mine Saturday night in Brooklyn
and
while I was sitting outside waiting for a car, a guy came out and sat
next
to me to smoke a cigarette. He started chatting me up and I wasn’t at
all interested because he looked a good 20+ years older than me, but
then
a random group of guys walked by and pointed at him and one of them
said,
"Hi, Nick!" Cigarette guy muttered something about how he hated getting
recognized, then asked me if I knew who he was. I said no and he just
stared
blankly for a second. He asked me if I wanted to get a drink and I
decided
to go ahead because I was really curious. I thought he was for sure
fucking
with me because he provided no information beyond saying he was an
actor,
but then he took me to a random mostly empty dive bar and the bartender
seemed
totally starstruck - in fact, while we were at our table, she came out
and
acted like a giddy schoolgirl while she brought us free shots. The few
other
patrons in the bar seemed to keep looking over as well. While we were
talking,
he told me some things about his life, but absolutely nothing about his
career
or name. I wound up leaving before we finished our drinks because he
was
getting really sexually aggressive and I decided to prioritize my
safety
over the story, but I was kinda bummed that I wasn’t able to figure
out who he was. The more I looked at him, the more familiar he seemed,
but
it may have just been my mind playing tricks on me. So, Reddit - can
you
tell me who this person might be based on the following clues? Or was
he
most likely just a neighborhood character who set up elaborate schemes
to
pick up girls? Appearance: Tall (6’2"-6’3", maybe?), white, light
brown hair (though he was wearing a hat), scruffy beard, probably
mid-40s,
black wing(?) tattoos on his upper arms. On the slim side, but decently
built.
Handsome in a rugged older guy way. Deep voice. Claimed to be an actor
and
someone called him Nick. Mentioned that he spent time poor in
Albuquerque,
moved to New York, and serendipitously became an actor. Now lives in a
huge
studio in Brooklyn. Said he had recently broken up with his girlfriend.
Father
was Greek, mother was Mexican. Said he’s currently working with a
relatively
high-profile New York-based artist named Aaron Young. According to him,
has
a huge dick, but I didn’t stick around to confirm. Any and all input
would be greatly appreciated! EDIT UPDATE #1: Called the bar right when
it
opened (about an hour ago) and the guy there told me he'd text the
woman
who was working that night. He asked me to call him again in a couple
of
hours, so hopefully we will have answers soon...
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#18**
The Dinner: Every second Tuesday of the month, this B-/C+ list dual
threat
actor who most of you would guess is foreign born, but isn't, gets a
group
of people together from Hollywood and a plane is chartered to fly down
to
Tijuana. Last month, the group most included producers and a couple of
agents,
but there was also a foreign born A- list mostly television actor who
has
starred in multiple network and almost television shows. The dinner is
hosted
by one of the richest men in Mexico who, in the past has had people
publicly
executed. If you owe him or any of his companies money, he will either
have
you beaten or killed. He shows no mercy, and that includes in these
dinners.
There are people from Mexico and other countries that come to the
dinner,
but I only have heard about it from the Hollywood people who have
attended.
This former permanent A+ list athlete attended four consecutive months
one
summer/fall. The dinner is basically nothing but animals that are
exotic
or endangered or both. To prove the authenticity, there is apparently
video
of the killing and preparation that can be watched on a messaging app.
So,
by the time everyone arrives, they know what the menu is. The reason
the
Hollywood people are invited is because their host is desperate to make
movies.
He has tried to buy his way in before, but things didn't turn out very
well.
Plus, people are kind of scared to work with him because, they kind of
don't
want to turn up dead. The thing is though, all of the people that went
last
month all paid $10K to be there plus the cost of the jet. The dinner is
only
for men, but after, in a separate building attached to one of his
businesses
everyone gathers for drinks and cigars and there are women there.
B-/C+ list dual threat actor:
Foreign born A- list mostly television actor:
Former permanent A+ list athlete:
Mexican host:
Jorge
Hank
Rhon
Letters - A Dancing Boy Blind Item
207.PART
ONE
I don't get a lot of letters - I mean who does these days - but it came
as
a special surprise when in recent months I received a large padded
envelope,
return address a PO box in Hollywood. It was stuffed with letters, all
of
them from the 80s, and each stamped with an apparent rating: G, PG,
PG-13,
R, and finally X (which for those of you too young to remember = NC-17
today).
They had been opened and read, I could tell, then returned to their
envelopes.
I immediately knew what they were: fan letters. During my brief
encounter
with fame, these parcels came twice-monthly. Initially, they were
unmediated
- sent directly from my agent's office to my home address. Most were
from
tween girls, regular readers of teen magazines, and members of various
fan
clubs. I was advised to write back only rarely, when it was a child
with
cancer, or whose parents had just divorced, or something - you weren't
supposed
to be too accessible. All the others would get a canned reply, and head
shot,
if requested. I promptly ignored this advice, writing back to as many
of
them as I could find the time. Almost always, they wanted to know: did
I
have a girlfriend? My agent told me to always say yes, whether or not
it
was true, because boys were supposed to have girlfriends. Umm, where's
yours,
I thought. He had only a "personal assistant" (the first time I had
heard
the term), this eighteen year old boy who he claimed to have rescued
from
a troubled home several years earlier. The first time I met him I
thought
he was my age, or no more than a year or two older. I thought it was
his
son. Nope, more like his "son." (Funnily: my on-again, off-again beard
since
grade school - the first girl I had ever kissed - had with her twin
sister
been "discovered" by an associate of my agent, shortly before it
happened
to me. They had a small role at the opening of a lodging-themed cult
horror
flick, running and screaming, and were offered others afterward. But
their
mother, who became fast aware of how the business worked at the turn of
the
decade, pulled the plug on it all.) My own experience with fandom soon
took
a dark turn too. One of my correspondents was a boy my age in Nebraska
-
just about the only boy who wrote to me. He seemed nice enough, and
(since
I had a small/secret crush on him) it didn't even matter that our
shared
interests were mostly the fabrications of a bitter Hollywood
screenwriter
turned copywriter for the agency. (It was all, you understand, designed
to
appeal to tween girls, without ever being overtly gay - certain things
were
in, and others out. Unless you were being groomed for "bad boy" parts,
for
instance, a taste for heavy metal was verboten, as was an interest in
horror
movies. According to the press releases, my favorite band was "Wham!,"
and
my favorite movie was "the Goonies" [which, at least, I actually did
like].
I preferred Benihana [this was the 80s remember, when Japan was the
future]
to Mexican, but I'd never try sushi. The scar above my right eye was
caused
by a dog attack [a standard period sit com trope - I had actually
collided
with my teammate's front teeth playing soccer]. I liked the beach,
playing
cards, light blue...) A month or two into our correspondence, I got a
letter
which I knew to have a picture inside. I hurriedly tore open the
envelope,
only to find the nude photo of a middle aged man lying naked on a
lakeside
beach. The accompanying letter, which described "traditional coming of
age
rites," from Sparta to New Guinea, laid bare (you'll forgive the pun)
his
interest in me. He would kidnap me, he said - like Zeus did Ganymede -
and
"show me the path to manhood so lacking in the modern world." You may
not
remember a single line from Shakespeare, but somehow the words of
creeps
stick with you for decades. I left it on the counter for my parents to
find,
and that was the end of that. One of the office ladies - a nice woman
who
called me Bunny for some reason (I think I had shown up there in a
Peter
Rabbit costume once) - was assigned the task of screening my mail, and
giving
each letter a rating. In those months, I managed to leverage my
fleeting
celebrity for one thing: a real pen pal. Maybe I was just mad at having
been
burned (as in deceived and taken advantage of) by Middle Aged Man, or
maybe
it was that I wanted to connect with someone who got what I was going
through.
(For all but the most well-adjusted - which I was most certainly not -
a
certain amount of withdrawal is common. People you've known think
you're
being aloof, but it isn't that at all. Prior to this moment, you've
only
ever had a private life, with all its expectations, and deficits - the
stuff
of normal life. Now you have a public self, which has taken over your
body,
and image, and increasingly your life. Strangers, and even some
friends,
begin to see you as that. As a kid, and even as an adult, a part of you
just
wants to hide. As a counterpoint example, one of my friends in high
school
was this actress who played opposite probably the biggest kid star of
the
decade [all because of this one movie] in the flick that followed. I
didn't
understand it to be film noir, or kid noir - these were terms I
wouldn't
hear until college - but it was one of my favorite movies back then. It
was
also a big inspiration for this feature I'm writing, "the Little
Drummer
Boy." If kindness were a child actor, she was it: despite a regular tv
gig
she got straight As in AP classes, was always generous with her time,
and
did charity work not because she had to, but because she wanted to. I'd
been
hoping she might come out of actor retirement for the role of the
dancing
boy's mother, and I'm pleased to find she's willing to act again. In
fact,
I'm hoping her former screen mate might consider playing the dad. But I
digress...) My pen pal and I had met at this charity dinner, which
fittingly
enough for the movie he was about to appear in, was devoted to funding
Russian
exchange students, and promoting "peace through friendship." (I don't
know
why I was there. It had been decided that my Special Interest would be
world
peace - which annoyed me because it sounded like a beauty pageant
contestant
- so I guess it had something to do with that. The Soviet-era swag on
display
though was pretty cool: old spy cameras [one a wrist watch, another a
pen],
folk art by Cossacks, an Afghanistan invasion force play set. My
favorite
was the spy stuff. It was like that game "Top Secret," but for real.)
You
could tell even then that he was already over it, just wanted to get
back
to his friends, and baseball (which was his original talent, and part
of
the reason he got the role in the first place). I figured it was why I
stopped
hearing from him after a few months, and why he never worked again.
What
I only realized, after getting this parcel, was that there might be
more
to the story. Astonishingly, there was one final letter from him -
which
began with his usual good will, and goings on (he'd mark each day he
had
left in Hollywood, as if it was jail), but ended with a warning. The
week
prior, he'd been invited to a certain private club well known to CDAN
readers.
He was only there a short time before things got palpably strange, and
uncomfortable, with one of the adults present. After demanding use of a
phone
for close to ten minutes, he was finally able to call his father in the
midwest,
who in turned called him a cab back to his hotel. (He was in town to do
publicity.) The letter was marked with an X, presumably by my agent, to
indicate
it was not for my eyes: people protecting their kind, and all. So, why
did
I get it now, after all these years? I'm thinking it's because of
what's
happened, beginning last October. You wonder who else is getting what.
You
wonder what they're turning over to the appropriate authorities. (As
in:
the letter is no longer in my possession.) There was this other letter
too,
the envelope marked conspicuously with the stuff of 80s fan girls:
hearts,
clouds, rainbows, unicorns. That was all tongue in cheek, or at least
meant
in the best possible way. As it turns out, I knew, or at least had met
my
correspondent. "Dear *****," it read. "Not sure if you remember me, but
I
was that studio intern who made sure you didn't end up on a milk
carton.
I just wanted to write and maybe cheer you up. I know you didn't get
the
part, but I thought you did good. And for what it's worth the
production
is a mess." Oddly enough, even after all this time, this did make me
feel
better. In this business it isn't even always success that matters, but
the
perception of it. As I had said, more or less, I was or would start to
become
famous for something that didn't yet exist. I'm thinking that this is
the
proverbial way the world works. The only difference between a con and a
hustle
is that with the latter, you have the goods. You either break through
the
noise, or you don't. Almost never does anyone get an "e" for effort.
but
I was just happy to hear from her too, however belatedly. She was that
rare
flower of kindness in the asphalt of Hollywood. And these being
internet
times, she wasn't hard to find. She's married now, with two nice and
nearly
grown kids.
PART
TWO
(What follows are the recollections of my friend and correspondent,
edited
for style by us both. Any personal observations are noted as such.)
Like
the dancing boy, I never meant to go to Hollywood. In fact, I never
even
meant to go to Los Angeles. I grew up in one of those midwest capitals
where
practically everyone works for the state, or at the college, and most
people
stick around as adults. But my senior year in high school my dad had a
heart
attack, and nearly died. His insurance didn't cover all the bills.
Paying
for even in-state tuition was out of the question. So I reluctantly
accepted
a scholarship to USC. I expected it to be all sorority girls in squishy
socks
with BMWs, and of course there was all that. But it's a big enough
place
that even a shy, bookish girl like me could make friends, and have fun.
(Although
try living in LA without a car. It's like being trapped on an island.)
I
was an English major, but also a big movie fan. In between classes, I'd
hang
out at CNTV (what the School of Cinematic Arts was called back then)
hoping
to meet or at least see someone from Hollywood. I did get to meet
George
Lucas once at a reception after his lecture. I asked him what he was
working
on, now that the Star Wars saga was done. He corrected me, saying that
the
plan was for nine movies, plus three others. He also said though that
he
was working on a new movie. "What's it about?" I asked. "A duck," he
said.
"I think it's gonna be big." I also got to meet John Huston, who didn't
look
well, and was there I think because they were hitting him up for money.
He
put his hand on my cheek and told me I had "the eyes of a starlet." I'm
sure
it made me blush, but it kind of creeps me out now. Did you hear about
those
accusations against him, and his LA doctor friend? They go back to the
forties
or fifties, I think. The story is they both gang raped this young girl,
about
twelve, on the kitchen floor. She was the doctor's daughter. The son
believes
his father is the black dahlia murderer. She had "the eyes of a
starlet"
too. Once, while waiting outside a classroom to get Ron Howard's
autograph
(he stopped by sometimes as a kind of celebrity teaching assistant), I
started
reading the bulletin board postings for jobs and things. (Never got the
autograph
btw. He was whisked off by security at the end of the class because one
of
his stalkers since childhood was spotted on campus.) In between the
ones
seeking "attractive young models" and people wanting help with their
student
movies, there was a notice about internships at this one studio. I
copied
the information down, and much to my surprise got a call back, then an
interview.
Somehow, I got the job. Cut, now, to a few months later. I had spent
most
of my days shuttling memos between various executives, and others, and
bringing
them lunch from the commissary. The execs were mostly nice, if they
noticed
you at all, but I came to resent the smell of sushi. To this day, it is
the
smell of unpaid labor. So it came as a great relief when my boss pulled
up
in his golf cart and told me to get in. There was this audition, he
said,
and they needed someone to check the actors in. "What's it for?" I
asked.
"A movie," he said. "It isn't ours." He told me the name of the
producer,
which I recognized, but I'm sure at the time couldn't name a single
credit.
As if reading my mind, and probably to save me embarrassment, he listed
some
of his recent movies, which included more than a couple adaptations
from
a big time novelist. When we got to the place, one of the numbered
stages
on the lot, a woman came out and approached the cart. "Is this the
person?"
the woman said. Yes, she was told. "Congratulations. You're the third
one
in almost as many days." She handed me a folder stuffed with files, a
blue
ink pad, and a star-shaped rubber stamp. "The kids are all here," she
said.
"Or at least we hope they are. Your job is to check them in." The woman
got
into the cart, and as they drove off my boss waved his hand at me,
wishing
me luck. I could hear the woman say, "she's gonna need it." I went
inside,
where two men in folding chairs were going over head shots. One of
them,
I'd later learn, was a consultant known about town as a fixer. The
other
would be the cameraman for the audition, but he was known primarily -
including
now to you all - as a photographer. His favorite subject? Surprise! He
is
now deceased, and has been the subject of at least one past blind. The
third
person present, a casting assistant, came over to let me know that the
actors
were gathered outside, and that "they" wanted to get started in "ten"
(all
fingers raised). She escorted me to the opposite end of the building,
and
opened the door to a chaos of boys, almost all of them blond and blue
eyed.
There were tweens and teens, and all were dressed like surfer kids. One
of
the boys had brought a boom box and was blasting 7 Seconds' "99 Red
Balloons."
A group of ten or twelve were gathered around him, slam dancing, a
plume
of pot smoke rising from the eye of the storm. Another couple kids were
kicking
a soccer ball against the big door of the opposite stage, where the
bell
lights signaled a shoot in progress. There was drinking, and smoking,
and
needless to say, barely an adult in sight. Sizing things up, I knew I
had
to take care of the kickball kids first. "Could you please not do
that?"
I said to them. Neither listened. I went over and tried to grab the
ball.
The boy with it fought back. The other one said, "What are you doing
lady?
He's a big star." (It turned out his stardom rested on a role in...an
Atari
ad - Cosmic Ark I think it was.) Finally, I wrestled the ball away from
him.
"You'll get it back after the audition." "As for the rest of you," I
shouted,
"you are all in trouble." No one turned around. And, just then, a cart
screeched
around the corner at top speed, briefly riding on two wheels, and
nearly
plowing into the crowd. The two boys, both twelve, had stolen it. The
one
in the passenger seat? At the time he had a role in an episode of a
long
running family series - one where a number of young actors got their
start.
He would go on though to become an adult star with a taste for danger.
It's
hard not to look back at that day and say you couldn't see it coming.
(The
only one I recognized, and this was only in retrospect, would have a
breakout
role on a series a few years later. His sibling on that series would
have
a major role in another one before long - this was a big hit. He was
one
of the few obviously nice kids there, sitting against the wall of the
stage
doing his homework, and eating a banana. I think he was passed over for
this
one because they saw him as too young. I'm guessing he's probably
grateful
for that, or should be.) I stormed back inside and grabbed a bullhorn
and
some half milk crates from a stage cart, finally ready for crowd
control.
By the time I got back outside though, the production across the way
had
been halted, and the director - there to do green screen work for a
sci-fi
movie filmed in the UK - was standing there, red-faced with anger. Just
as
he was about to say something though the movie's female star appeared,
in
costume, and one by one the boys stopped what they were doing, and
turned
to look at her. Her icy stare, and bad a** image, was enough - like if
mom
was also an action hero. The boys began dropping their cigarettes,
crushing
them with the soles of their shoes, and pouring out their beers. Then
she
summoned me over with her finger. I was terrified. When I got there I
could
barely speak, but nervously explained that it was my first day, and had
never
done anything like this before. She took my hand and said, soothingly,
"if
you need any more help with them just let me know." I thanked her, and
she
and the director went back inside. With a surge of confidence, I took
up
the bull horn and told the boys that they would be searched by security
before
entering the stage, and that if any contraband was found they would be
sent
home or to juvie. By the end of it, I had several crates full: not just
the
boom box, bong, and soccer ball, but a Gremlins lunch box with a flask
full
of whiskey, several bags of cocaine (along with a freebase pipe),
cigarettes
galore, cans of beer, even a copy of "Hustler" magazine. "Where did you
get
this?" I asked the boy. "My agent buys it for me," he said. Who was his
agent?
I think you can guess the answer. I had them all line up, single file,
military
style, and one by one I checked them in, stamping their file and the
top
of one hand with a blue star, and highlighting their name on the list.
Then
I went over the list to see if anyone was absent. Sure enough, just
one.
I didn't recognize the absent boy's name but there was an accompanying
head
shot for each actor, so if I had to go looking for him at least I would
know
who I was looking for. (Of course, it's all coming out now how
negligent
and even complicit Hollywood gatekeepers could be about not protecting
kids
from abuse. But this being the 80s, when missing children were all over
the
news, as well as milk cartons, Hollywood had to seem like it had at
least
a nominal concern about literally not losing people's children.) I left
the
boys with a casting assistant, then called his agent first though to
see
if he had maybe just bailed on the audition. The woman who answered was
rude
to me, apparently offended that she had to take time out of her day to
help
find a missing child, and even more so to be talking to an intern about
it.
After being on hold for at least ten minutes, she told me the boy had
been
dropped off at the studio a half hour earlier. "Do you know where?" I
asked
her, or something like that. "And how would I know that?" "He's your
client."
"He's your problem now," she said, and hung up. I took the cart that
the
two boys had been driving, and a walkie talkie, and made the rounds of
the
backlot. Finally, a tip came in: someone had reported two llamas loose
on
the lot. I knew it had to be him. When I got there, he was talking to
the
animals, and sharing his slurpee with them. "*****," I asked. "Yeah?"
"This
is not a petting zoo," I said. "They looked sad," he replied. "I think
you're
supposed to be at an audition," I said. "Couldn't find it," he said. I
asked
why he didn't ask someone for directions. He joked, in reply, that he
was
practicing as lost boy for the eventual role of lost man, in which he
wouldn't
ask for directions even if his life depended on it. "You know you're in
a
lot of trouble now," I told him. "How come?" "These animals don't
belong
to you. You let them out of their trailer." "I liberated them," he
said.
I grabbed him by the ear, and pulled him into the cart. Just then
though
the posse arrived: security, the studio shrink, and the owner of the
llamas
himself...
PART
THREE
Before anyone spoke, the two security guards were joined by a studio
lackey
- a big, bearded man with a too-tight aqua shirt and black leather
skinny
tie. He chimed in first. "Is this the little fellow who let the animals
out?"
"Yes sir," I said. "Why did you do that son?" The dancing boy shrugged,
fear
in his eyes. "Do you know what kind of liability you just incurred for
us?"
***** shook his head no, not even understanding what that meant. "Well,
it's
a lot - I can tell you that. Those llamas are worth a fortune." The
studio
doctor, a kindly-seeming man with dark hair and a foreign accent, came
over.
"I think the boy was concerned about the animals' welfare. Isn't that
right
*****?" (DB note: I didn't at the time think to wonder how this man
knew
my name, but I know now that his awareness of me went back to a certain
network
party in the late 70s, at least. Do you want to guess his country of
origin?
More about him to come...) The dancing boy shook his head yes. That's
when
the llamas' owner, previously indifferent to the situation, and talking
to
his be-speckled young assistant (who in my recollection bore a close
resemblance
to the owner's future son), came over. "*****, is that your name?" he
asked?
"Yes sir," the dancing boy said. "Call me by my name," he said. "Do you
know
what that is?" "Yes," ***** said, smiling and blushing. The man reached
over
and took the dancing boy's hand. "I want you to know how special *****
and
**** are to me. They're not pets, they're family. They have a beautiful
stable,
and freedom to roam, and be themselves. A lot of the time they choose
to
be in the house with us. They eat, sleep, and play with me every day.
I'd
really like for you to see how well taken care of they are." "The young
man
has an audition," the doctor said. "Well, there's always afterward,
isn't
there?" the man said. The doctor, appearing to ignore the man,
approached
*****. "This is just perfunctory *****, but I need to ask you a few
questions
before I can let you go. Can you tell me what your name is, first and
last
- not your stage name?" "***** ******." "And what year it is?" "1985."
"Now
who is the current president?" "Reagan. He likes jelly beans you know."
"Yes,
he does. Now what about your date of birth? Can you tell me that?"
"****
18, ****," he said. "That's an important day for us both," the doctor
said,
retrieving a breathalyzer from his coat pocket. "It's the day after my
own
home country was turned upside down - the day I first heard of it. Now
open
your mouth and take a deep breath, then exhale," he said, inserting the
device
into *****'s mouth. He checked the results. "The boy can go," the
doctor
said, waving us on. By the time we got back to the stage, the auditions
had
already begun, eating through half the line of boys plus one more, who
had
nodded off, and fallen over. Shortly later, he threw up. The assistant
put
up cones around it. I was the designated maid. It wouldn't be the last
time.
The scene the boys read - along with a stand-in for the character's
father
- takes place in a supermarket. It was short, but pivotal, and charged
with
themes like family secrets, and protection of them vs. fidelity to the
rule
of law. After the third or fourth one, I began to notice that with each
new
boy, the consultant would look him over, and nod his head yes if he
wanted
the audition to be filmed. It was almost as if he was playing favorites
before
even seeing them act. When they finally got to *****, I was rooting for
him
to get the nod. In retrospect I almost regret it. I didn't know what
would
become of those boys. But he did - get the nod I mean. Truth be told
(and
he doesn't mind me saying this), his audition was better than average
but
not great. He didn't project clearly or loudly enough to fill the room,
and
his body language wasn't always true to the dialog. But on the one,
most
important line of the scene - where he asks his father to choose
between
family and the law - he was nearly pitch perfect. He really sounded
like
that boy. With the auditions over, the boys were treated to a reception
in
a neighboring office while they waited for their parent or guardian to
pick
them up. There, the consultant thanked them for their audition, and
suggested
that some of them had been invited as guests at a charity auction. It
would
be good for their careers, he said, as a number of wealthy and famous
people
would be in attendance. With that, he read the names, which included
the
dancing boy. The others were dismissed. Shortly later, I heard a
commotion
outside, and looked out the window. A black SUV and animal trailer had
pulled
up, and were surrounded by the remaining boys. It was the man from
earlier
- the one with the llamas. Smiling, and patting the boys' heads as he
passed
them, he came into the office. He spotted *****, and the consultant
watched
him icily as he approached him. "He has a charity ball to go to," the
consultant
said, pre-emptively. "Actually, he was invited over for a visit with my
family
and I." "Do you know whose house it's at?" "Yes," he said. "I was
invited.
But I declined. You do wish to continue working in this town, don't
you?"
The consultant looked away, shooing ***** with his hand. They left the
office
together, the dancing boy turning around to wave goodbye to me. I ran
over
and hugged him. It was the last I ever saw him. From what I heard later
-
one of the other chosen few contacted me himself - the short-listed
boys
were told that they would spend the evening at a charity auction hosted
by
an entertainment executive and philanthropist. What they did not yet
know
was what was on the auction block - namely, them. They were driven in
chauffeured
limousines, some of them without having contacted their parents, to
this
palatial home in a famous seaside town. There were apparently three
entrances:
one for residents and guests, the second for servants and staff, and
the
third for very special young visitors. You can imagine which one the
boys
came through. They were led through a tunnel under the house by the
exec's
valet, and into an elevator. It went up several floors, and opened into
a
changing room. The boys were told to undress, and each was given a red
monogrammed pair of speedos to wear. Their clothes were locked in a
storage
closet. Then, the attendant unlocked a door to a short hall. The boys
followed
him to its end, a padlocked, sliding metal gate in front of a red
velvet
curtain. The boys lined up in alphabetical order, and were told not to
step
out onto the platform until their name was called. After that, the man
said,
"dive into the water, and swim with the dolphins. Look like you're
having
the time of your life. The guests want to see happy go lucky boys. If
and
when you're picked, you will be netted by the staff, and lowered into
the
ballroom." The man picked up the house phone, and called in to the
booth.
"We're ready," he said. A button was pressed, and the curtains parted.
The
first boy stepped out onto the platform, waving and blowing kisses - as
if
making his Broadway debut. He stood over a theme park-sized salt water
aquarium,
full of live coral, rare sea life, and dolphins. Beyond it was a large
ball
room, filled with men and women. He took his bough, and dove into the
water.
After the last boy was in the water - this was the passenger from part
II,
so placed because of his high alphabet last name - the attendant
returned
down the hall, and into the changing room, locking the gate and door
behind
him. One by one, the boys were selected by wealthy men in attendance,
including
that most famous horror movie actor, and the legendary
foreign-born/Oscar-winning
director. His most famous film involves an old profession, but his most
personal
film was inspired by his own real life relationship with a teen boy.
When
they were picked, a studio crane with two men in the bucket was
deployed,
hovering over the tank where the boy swam. Together, they inserted a
large
marine net into the water, scooping each boy out like lobsters in a
restaurant
tank, and delivering them to men on the ball room floor. They were
given
robes, but nothing more. They would go home with the men. So, you're
wondering,
what happened to *****. In a word, nothing. He and the boys who didn't
make
the cut, with their parents' permission, spent a pleasant evening at
home
with he and some of the family at his mansion. One of the brothers
grilled,
and in between calls from the label, his broker, and at least one old
friend,
he talked enthusiastically about some of his favorite movies, including
that
late 1960s musical. Afterward, they watched the recent movie from the
child
actor turned director on the theme of eternal youth. They swam in the
pool
that night, another brother pranking them by turning off the pool
light.
"Knock it off *****," the host said. Big brothers will be big brothers,
I
guess, regardless of how famous you are. The boys slept in sleeping
bags
on the floor of a living room, just as they did at their friend's
birthday
party. They ate a breakfast of French toast and sausages. The host
greeted
their parents, and in some cases siblings, when they came to fetch the
boys.
There were pictures taken, and autographs signed. It was, according to
the
dancing boy, all so extraordinary, and yet so ordinary. A few weeks
later,
I learned that the consultant had been fired, and replaced by a
seasoned
professional. It seems that one of the mothers had complained. As for
the
movie, you may or may not have seen it. It flopped in theaters, earning
back
only half its cost - but many of you will know the story. It was based
on
the first installment of a best-selling book series, and would be
remade
in later years with the actual book title. In fact, the whole reason it
got
to be remade is because a little more than a half-decade after this
original
outing, the second installment in the series was made (with different
cast,
etc), and became a sleeper hit + awards sweeper. PS I'm on Twitter now
as
the dancing boy.
Twins: Shaylin and Heather Hendrixson
Lodging-themed cult horror flick: "Motel Hell"
High school friend: Anna Chlumsky
Biggest kid star: Macaulay Culkin
Movie: "My Girl" (followed "Home Alone")
Llamas owner: Michael Jackson
Late 1960s musical: "The Sound of Music"
Recent movie from the child actor turned director on the theme of
eternal
youth: Ron Howard/"Cocoon"
Legendary foreign-born/Oscar-winning director: ("Pretty Baby") ("Au
revoir
les enfants")
Most famous horror movie actor: Vincent Price
Movie: "Manhunter" based on "Red Dragon"; hit "The Silence of the
Lambs"
Kid in passenger seat: Paul Walker ("Highway To Heaven")
Female star of Sci-fi movie filmed in the UK: Sigourney Weaver
("Aliens")
208. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 06/13
Which superstar broke up with her husband because she caught him
cheating
with her very funny best friend. Not only is the marriage over but also
is
her friendship with a person she treated like a sister! The heartbroken
actress
was very careful whom she let into her inner circle and people were
initially
shocked when a certain loudmouthed new friend was welcomed in. But it
wasn’t long until her new pal was a full-time member of the gang –
even going on vacations together. But all that changed after a dirty
hook-up
with her husband! Finding love hasn’t been easy for this person and
now after her heart has been broken again – by her ex and by her
ex-friend
– she fears she will never trust anyone ever again! OUCH!
Jennifer
Aniston/Justin Theroux/Chelsea Handler
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#1**
The Madam really needs to be more careful when mixing business with
pleasure
or she is going to see her successful enterprise come tumbling down.
Farrah
Abraham (arrested for attacking a security guard at the Beverly Hills
Hotel)
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#2**
The studio is under an obligation to release a movie starring this
disgraced
former A list mostly movie actor. They wanted to just keep it on a
shelf,
but can't. So far, there are no premieres scheduled or any press
opportunities
with anyone associated with the movie. The studio is just going to
release
it and hope it makes at least a buck or two.
Kevin
Spacey
("Billionaire Boys Club")
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#3**
Our celebrity CEO spent nearly $1M all in to make sure he got what he
wanted
when it came to children. No input was allowed from his significant
other.
Evan
Spiegel/Miranda Kerr
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#4**
I think everyone will be in for a little surprise once the drug tests
come
back from a recent high profile fight. You might want to hold off on
the
accolades.
Greg
Hardy (57-second KO)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#5**
Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably
still
A and probably always will be has multiple voodoo dolls in her home
representing
her ex. She also forbids her children from speaking of her ex anywhere
where
she can hear them. She is on a crazy power trip that is going to lead
to
bad things in the future.
Angelina
Jolie (Brad Pitt)
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#6**
This back in the day A+ list mostly movie actress really doesn't act
much
any longer despite her A+ list name recognition. She recently took on a
role
and it wouldn't shock me if she bailed on it. Her last role was a
disaster
because of a combination of stage fright she has now and her daily pill
regimen
and even some OCD issues.
Demi
Moore ("Corporate Animals") ("Empire")
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#7**
This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is going all in
on
this showmance with the network actress. I think it is because he found
someone
who is willing to fully participate in the process and wants her name
out
there. The stories are kind of getting ridiculous.
Nick
Jonas/Priyanka Chopra
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#8**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is trying to prove herself to
some
guy who is making her do more and more. Apparently what started as
revealing
photos to nude photos is now going to push it to a sex simulation video
she
has to release online to show she is committed to him.
Iggy
Azalea
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#9**
If this actor paid for that ring, then he took out a loan. No chance at
all
he has that kind of money. In fact, he has not paid for much of
anything.
That private guide they recently had? She foot the bill. She picks up
the
bill for all high priced items and that ring was the highest priced of
them
all. Pete
Davidson/Ariana Grande
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#10**
Don't believe the hype. Actually it is only hype on his team's end
because
he knows this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar
winner/nominee won't even respond to rumors. So, the closeted foreign
born
A- list actor gets his team to talk about them as a couple and that
they
are dating.
Alexander
Skarsgård/Charlize Theron
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#11**
That foreign born sounds like a north of the border letter A+ list DJ
has
all the receipts when it comes to a rival DJ who I have been writing
about
frequently this week. The rival DJ should tread very carefully because
he
will get well and truly burned and might end up with no career.
Zedd/Diplo
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#12**
Whenever you think this former A- list mostly television actress isn't
leading
the cause for fame and money, just have to look at that rider of hers
to
see how big of a star she thinks she is compared to reality. Rose
McGowan
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#13**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee does a
lot
of things out of sight/down low/behind closed doors but I have never
heard
of him assaulting a woman. Can he be an a-hole? Yep. A big one, to men
and
women, but this recent accusation seems more like a shakedown.
Jamie
Foxx
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#14**
OK, so the one named DJ who is missing half his name has been in a
fight
with a different DJ than the one I wrote about earlier. Honestly, their
fights
are so much better than some other feuds because people bring it. So,
the
missing half his name DJ was called out for having a STD which I
previously
wrote about. Now though, the DJ that was doing the accusing was called
out
for being a hypocrite because he has the same STD. And there was proof.
This
is way better than their music by the way.
Max
Vangeli/Diplo
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#15**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Just wanted to share something fun (on the
d/l
for right now) that might be of interest: a friend in town, who is
involved
with one of the local film festivals, asked me to write and make
something
for it. I've been getting kind of restless focusing on projects that
are
at least months out, and have been wanting to get back into it one way
or
the other asap, so it sounded like fun. The story is: I've gone
undercover
as a homeless man to expose corruption, drug and sex trafficking, and
money
laundering in the area. Meanwhile, certain Very Bad Men in a particular
industry
town have gotten wind of me speaking out at Crazy Days and Nights, and
have
hired a Hollywood hit man to take care of me, and kidnap the teen boy
who
has been cast as the dancing boy, then sell him into the Hollywood
underground
(where he'll be passed around). Do you remember that crack team of
former
Hollywood kids connected with my French billionaire patron?
Fortunately,
a couple of them, at least, are here too. Basically, they and the hit
man
(and maybe someone else) will be reprising roles they played in a
particular
movie back in the day. Clue number 1? In my first encounter with the
hit
man, I am panhandling (in disguise) outside the local corner shop. He
comes
out and tells me to "get a job" when I ask him for change. (Here comes
the
clue.) After he walks past, I take out an 80s walky talky and tell my
teammates:
"he's here." Clue number 2? When my teen likeness and I are cornered in
the
woods, the hit man (who in the earlier feature was a different kind of
bad
guy) - in this case brandishing a hunting knife rather than a gun -
describes
in some detail what he intends to do to me (cut my tongue out for
talking,
among other things) before he leaves me to die. He did basically the
same
thing to the young lead of the earlier movie. He said, and will say
again,
"do you know what I'm gonna do to you boy?" (Spoiler alert: said former
young
lead swoops in, ninja like, his former screen sidekick nearby.) Clue
number
3? The hit man had roles in multiple productions by a legendary
director,
beginning with a war movie, but maybe most famously as a candidate for
high
office.
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#16**
If you polled people in the music industry, the most likely big name to
have
a Britney style breakdown is this A list female rapper who is
everywhere
right now. What you see in public is bad enough, but behind the scenes
it
is way worse.
Cardi
B
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#17**
No More: Pretty short and sweet for this blind today. The things this
musician
saw over the years just added up. He tried to ignore the underage women
that
were constantly around. For a long time he joined in on the drugs but
stopped
when they started damaging him. When one band member tried to get off,
then
the lead singer would force that member to start taking them again just
so
the singer would have someone to party with. The lead singer would
always
try and steal any woman you were seeing and then if he was successful
dump
her the day after having sex with her. He would then brag about it or
share
photos or talk about it on stage. Just an A+ list a-hole and sometimes
you
want to be in a happy place and that band was not ever going to be a
happy
place.
Tomo
Milicevic/"30 Seconds To Mars" (lead singer: Jared Leto)
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#1**
There is a reason why this foreign born A list singer said she was not
going
to do much promotion for any movie which she was in. It is because it
is
not her thing. So, no one should be shocked if she shows up late to any
promotion
she does agree to do and definitely shouldn't go apoplectic about it
like
this permanent A list mostly movie actress.
Movie:
"Oceans 8"
Actress: Rhianna
Apoplectic actress: Sandra Bullock
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#2**
This B+ list reality star/entertainer is discovering there was
definitely
more than one person her on again/off again A list significant other
has
been/still is hooking up with.
Nikki
Bella/John Cena
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#3**
So far, this former A- list mostly television actress from a defunct
show
and not much else since except for some reality, is saying no to any
deals
that get her out of her current situation because they all include at
least
some time behind bars. If the time behind bars is removed, look for her
to
change her tune about her innocence.
Rose
McGowan
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#4**
Hey sport. That is the this permanent A- list dual threat actor who is
an
Academy Award winner/nominee code to his A list ex when he wants to
hook
up. She responds with a time for the married actor to come over.
Billy
Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#5**
There was supposed to be an autopsy conducted by someone hired by the
family.
Apparently though, someone in charge in this foreign country said no
and
the body was disposed of quickly so no independent autopsy could be
performed.
Anthony
Bourdain
(his
mother Gladys Bourdain)
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#6**
I can't ever remember this organization really pushing its members via
planted
news stories to get someone nominated. It just doesn't happen. Ever.
They
just really want to take advantage of the publicity this B+ list
actress
would generate if nominated. If she isn't nominated, they want to give
her
a honorary award. It really makes them look ridiculous. She is a B+
list
actress for a reason.
Meghan
Markle (Emmy nomination for "Suits")
(British
royal family)
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#7**
This barely legal actress who has been making sugary television and bad
movies
for a long time does have a couple hit shows to her credit, including
one
on a channel you probably only watch at Christmas. Anyway, she lives
with
a bunch of people in her house and has been searching for a place to
buy
to get away from everyone except her cheating boyfriend who she knows
cheats,
but is keeping him around for now. The last time he was overseas
without
her, was not a pretty picture. She should dump him.
Bailee
Madison (youngest of seven children) (Alex Lange) (Hallmark
Channel/"The
Good Witch" and "Northpole")
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#8**
They do the little photo op together and then once again, this foreign
born
A list celebrity couple have gone their separate ways. She should
probably
ask her husband about that 3 bedroom condo he purchased in a very
southern
city in the US that was done through a shell company and why the only
occupant
is a 24 year old waitress/cheerleader.
David
and Victoria Beckham (Miami Major League Soccer team)
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#9**
Reader Blind Item: These two A Listers who were once married have begun
hooking
up again. They started up a few years ago maybe meeting a few times a
year,
but now it has ramped up to as much as possible. He is on his way back
home
from meeting her somewhere in Europe for the last 3 days. No sleep was
had.
I guess she'll have to learn the hard way. Again.
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#10**
One of the stars of this southern reality show has been flying in fans
who
want to have sex with him.
Shep
Rose
("Southern Charm")
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#11**
I fear for this couple ever getting back together. Our foreign born A-
list
mostly movie actor got a really cool honor (not award) recently for
something
he did award worthy and he invited his A list actress ex. She said she
would
attend, but then canceled at the last minute. The actor was really
disappointed
when he got the news from a friend.
Andrew
Garfield/Emma Stone (portrait hung on Sardis restaurant wall)
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#12**
This former A list mostly movie actress has her issues with her
significant
other. They were kind of pushed aside while she was pregnant, but she
has
told friends she is ready to make a change in her life and that change,
is
leaving him. Amanda Seyfried/Thomas Sadoski
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#13**
This permanent A list singer is going to screw up her whole lap band
surgery
thing. Yes, she barely eats now and basically leaves an untouched plate
at
every restaurant she goes to in town. However, she is drinking way more
wine
than she used to and doesn't seem to think liquid calories count as
calories.
Mariah
Carey
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#14**
This permanent A list television host/reporter is dying which is why he
is
selling everything off.
Tom
Brokaw
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#15**
This A-/B+ list singer skipped a huge huge event today because of some
substance
abuse issues.
Jason
Derulo (singing official World Cup 2018 anthem)
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#16**
#1 - This highly anticipated next season of a very popular almost
television
show is hiding a secret. The producers have locked down all cast and
crew
from even breathing a word of the fact a crew member sexually assaulted
one
of the underage actresses on set. The buzz is that it is one of the
second
level of cast, but a very popular character. "Stranger Things"
#2 - Speaking of hit shows, this very hit cable show will soon be without its biggest female star who wants to quit the show because of the actions of this former A list mostly movie actor. She can't stand working with him any longer and would rather quit a hit show, than have to work with him.
#3 - This A list mostly television actor is in one of those positions which lets him be in multiple television shows, almost all of which are in the almost television realm. He is really playing with fire by cheating on his wife. He is really risking way more than most. Aaron Paul/Lauren Parsekian ("The Path"; "Are You Sleeping")
#4 - Kindness- This A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that involves no superheroes, starts filming soon. The actress has already made it clear that she wants at least two days offduring the week. She started volunteering at a group children's home last year for a couple hours a week and wants to increase that to 20 hours per week and to see if she can her other cast and crew members to join in. Gina Rodriguez ("Jane the Virgin")
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#1**
This foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the entertainment
world
must be a very good talker because he got his girlfriend to hang out
with
him in a very public way just 12 hours before she caught him with
another
woman.
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#2**
Well, if you are a foreign born A- list mostly television actress on a
recently
defunct network show where you were the star, the whole bearding thing
sounded
like a decent idea to keep your name out and about. It is working. In
the
week or two since she started, she has three magazine interviews and an
upcoming
monthly magazine cover and interview that will shoot next week.
Priyanka
Chopra (Nick Jonas)
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#3**
This A list singer showed her true colors when she cheated on her
boyfriend
who she convinced to cheat on his wife with. Now, the boyfriend is
trying
to repair the damage with his wife. That singer really needs to stop
drinking.
Miranda
Lambert/Evan Felker (Staci Nelson)
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#4**
This former A list band is taking a break and using a medical excuse.
No,
it actually isn't because of drugs or booze, it is because of low
ticket
sales that are embarrassing to the point it is better to cancel shows
than
show up and see no one there.
"Blink-182"
(Travis Barker suffering from blood clots in his arms)
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#5**
The question is not whether this A list podcast host will lose his
podcast
because he sure as hell should, it is whether all those other
television
jobs he has will also go by the wayside. Will they do what is right and
fire
him for what he put six women through or will they ignore them? I'm
also
curious what his A- list celebrity wife knew and when she knew it. Is
she
a victim or complicit?
Chris
Hardwick (Lydia Hearst)
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#6**
Last week, this foreign born former A list singer in his own country
and
Europe got away with cheating on his significant other by his chinny
chin
chin. Now, he will probably blame something else for his drunken act
during
a huge event.
Robbie
Williams/Ayda Field (flips off camera at World Cup)
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#7**
There is talk that this network is working on a deal to bring back this
disgraced
employee not to his old job, but to something new and have been meeting
with
him about it. That would be a horrible decision.
Matt
Lauer
("NBC")
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#8**
During the police investigation of this permanent A list mostly movie
actor
regarding a case I wrote about first, the police have interviewed
several
other people who say that the actor's denial is pretty implausible
since
there has been more than one female teen they remember him doing the
same
thing to.
Sylvester
Stallone
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#9**
This knepadding tabloid doesn't want to upset any of the stars that
have
been caught up in the periphery of the sex cult by calling it a sex
cult.
So, they refer to it as a self help group and make it as bland as
possible
Can't afford to take a chance and call out anyone they may need a favor
from
in the future, so just put their head in the sand.
"People"
NXIVM
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#10**
With as much coke this former A+ list singer does, you would think she
would
be losing weight instead of gaining. I think it must be all the binge
eating
she does.
Christina
Aguilera
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#11**
They seem like such a loving couple and when he is not 3,000 (not
1,000)
miles from home working on a hit television show, this really bad actor
who
got a lucky break with this hit is devoted to his celebrity wife. It is
when
he is away that he seems to forget he is married and tells all the
women
he hooks up with that the couple is splitting. Mark Consuelos/Kelly
Ripa
("Riverdale")
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#12**
This vowel-ed up A- list mostly movie actor who had one franchise and
probably
has a second, cheated on his girlfriend while they were on vacation
together
two weeks ago. Everyone was drunk and she passed out and he hooked up
with
another party guest.
Ansel
Elgort ("Divergent" and "Baby Driver")/Violetta Komyshan
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#13**
They told her parents when they found out that it was just some G rated
version
of voodoo. Not the case. Two cast members from this almost movie from a
platform
that does lots of almost television introduced this not yet a teenager
B+
list dual threat actress to a Satanic ritual. It happened three times
before
she finally told her parents. They had warned her not to do so. Because
the
two cast members are vital to the film, they are still on set although
being
kept away from the girl.
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#14**
Kindness: This actress is a B+ list mostly movie actress (A- if you
include
her horror leads) and she is headed to A list this year and next.
Anyway,
she invited a group of kids from a Girls & Boys Club to visit the
set
of her latest movie in a southern city. Yes, it is a slasher, but the
kids
loved it and she paid for it all and bought them all lunch and just
went
all out to make sure the kids had a great time.
Jessica
Rothe
("Happy
Death Day 2" filmed in New Orleans)
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#15**
This former A+ list infamous celebrity can feel the walls closing in on
her.
That way she makes her money now had an informant pose as a potential
customer
and now she is looking at an arrest. I'm hoping they release the names
of
her customers because there are some big names on there, including one
very
very high ranking politician in that state. Casey Anthony
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#16**
This foreign born former Housewife can't even get anyone to pay her
appearance
fees. At a recent event, the only way she could get her fee was to also
sleep
with the person paying her.
Joanna
Krupa (grand opening event for the Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center in
Summerlin)
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#17**
This foreign born A list celebrity who is actually married to someone
higher
on the list which is how she got that A list ranking as a celebrity
went
all diva this week when she found out she was not getting free swag,
but
only discounted swag.
Amal
Clooney
(Giambattista
Valli London Store Opening)
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#18**
Mail Order Bride: It all started about four decades ago. Maybe a touch
longer
than that. There was a guy who would go to television and film sets and
bring
a catalog that included women's photos. They were all Asian and all
wanted
to get married to an American. There were other companies then, but,
the
owner of this one particular company decided that he could make a lot
more
money if he went to people who could afford to pay him a lot more
money.
He could get to sets that were filming outside, but could never get
into
studios or on a lot. The thing is though, he made a friend in this
permanent
A list actor/comedian. The actor/comedian thought it was a great idea
and
agreed to partner with the man for a certain cut. His only other
condition
was when the women came to the US, our actor/comedian got to have sex
with
them before they were introduced to their future husband. A deal was
struck.
One of the first women that came over married our actor/comedian. Then,
when
she got tired of him sleeping with every new woman that came to the
country,
she divorced him and he married another. That made the first wife
really
upset who then went and told every actor/producer/director/manager who
had
married one of these mail order brides that our actor/comedian had
slept
with all of their wives first. When news of this spread, he had trouble
getting
work and then someone reported him to the IRS because he had not been
paying
taxes on what he earned from the mail order bride business and when he
died,
he owed the IRS millions of dollars.
A
list actor/comedian: Redd Foxx
Third wife: Korean-American Yun Chi Chung
Fourth wife: Ka Ho Cho, who used the name Ka Ho Foxx
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#1**
One thing this A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar
winner/nominee
always forgets to bring up when reminiscing about her college years is
how
she used all that fame of hers to get men and women to do most of her
homework
for her.
Natalie
Portman (called former classmate Jared Kushner a
‘supervillain’)
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#2**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked away from a
hit
cable show, at one point really tried to be a reality star out of the
country.
She thought it would make her more famous. She also didn't stop working
with
a convicted child molester because he was the one who had the best
chance
to make her that famous. Our actress is now retired from acting.
Meghan
Markle
("Suits")/Max
Clifford
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#3**
A Birdie Blind Item: Recently, this cast out politico turned pitch man
demanded
that he appear on the
cryptocurrency.
His backers in turn demanded that he complete a course in basic
grooming
for the homeless. The meeting almost turned into a brawl, with chants
of
a racially charged insult for purported sell outs on one side, and
chants
of his nick name on the other. Ultimately, the man behind that most
watched
of tv sports, reprising his role in black and white, intervened, and
the
idea was scuttled. Not present at the meeting? The disgraced producer,
who
has been quietly making calls to friends and former business partners
on
the other side. Apparently he believes they're secretly okay with what
he
did. As he found out though no one wants anything to do with his
proposed
comeback tour.
Politico turned pitch man:
Steve
Bannon
Disgraced producer:
Harvey
Weinstein
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#4**
This permanent A list singer is totally out of touch and some recent
comments
are really the wrong thing to say. She doesn't care though, and if
somehow
she does decide to walk them back, the first thing she will do is blame
some
underling who had nothing to do with it. She is willing to thrown
anyone
under the bus.
Madonna
(lazy people commit suicide?)
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#5**
All it takes is one celebrity to make some noise about the safety flaws
of
the product produced by this celebrity CEO. Now, that actress/celebrity
is
being joined by another higher up the list celebrity wanting some
answers
and openly calling the product a death trap.
Product: Tesla Model S
CEO: Elon Musk
Actress/celebrity:
Mary
McCormack’s husband Michael Morris’ car spontaneously combusted
on LA street
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#6**
This reality show co-creator/executive producer/sometime participant of
now
multiple shows stopped paying for sex and now just dangles a role on
his
main show. In fact, one of the women that landed a role in this current
season
hooked up with him during filming, and again within the past two weeks
just
because the co-creator likes to make the women know he is in charge and
will
get rid of them in a hurry if he so chooses.
Whitney
Sudler-Smith ("Southern Charm" and "Southern Charm New
Orleans")
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#7**
This former child actress turned nothing turned nothing turned nothing
turned
reality star took five figures of her dwindling money and recorded a
song
because someone thought it would make her rich. She loves it. The world
hates
it. cc: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
Keshia
Knight-Pulliam
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#8**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show is
learning
some lessons from her singer turned actress co-star. Basically it is
this.
Get fans to watch you and come to your stuff and make you famous, but
when
you do get famous push them aside and think you are better than them
and
don't take photos or interact with them because the fans are only there
to
be used. If you don't want to take pictures with people, then don't be
famous.
Don't audition for television shows and movies. When this show ends,
and
it will end, and you can't get any roles or have a bunch of failed
pilots,
you will need those fans to buy whatever you are selling to make ends
meet.
Think about that now. You know the worst thing you can do? Advertise
that
you are this way, which is what you did.
Chrissy
Metz/Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#9**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item: This one is personal, but I'm thinking you
might
be hearing from this person soon... I just today reconnected with one
of
my high school beards, and I mention it because beginning back in the
day
she was a masterful blind item writer. It comes as no surprise that
she's
a successful writer of children's books - one of which was adapted into
a
2014 tv movie by the legendary entertainment and family fun park brand.
It
stars a one-named actress and a young actor whose last name is one
letter
off from this writer's maiden last name (that would be the first
letter).
You might say that the title of the movie is, or at least remind you
of,
static electricity. I mention the maiden last name because her father,
whose
name is Mitch, was one of the founding people at a certain upstart
studio
in the 1980s, and later one of its senior execs. People thought it was
a
joke, at first, but by the early 90s the joke was on them. (He went on
to
work in distribution and more recently founded a startup having to do
with
entertainment futures.) Do you remember that party from the "...there
is
a picture" blind - this is the one with the former child actor turned
highly
religious person? This was at her house. I'll bet she's going to have
some
interesting stories to share with you...
Writer:
Leslie Margolis
2014 movie: "Zapped" (Disney)
One-named actress: Zendaya
Young actor: Spencer Boldman
Father: Mitch Goldman (New Line Cinema)
Former child actor turned highly religious person:
Kirk
Cameron
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#10**
This foreign born former A+ list DJ was such a meal ticket to a former
manager,
that even when everyone was begging the DJ to go to rehab, the former
manager
repeatedly said no because he couldn't afford his meal ticket to not be
working
every single day.
Avicii
(Arash Pournouri)
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#11**
I guess she is a C+ list celebrity. One of the reasons she took that
check
instead of the decision most of us would make is because she is making
a
ton of money being a companion out of state and would end up spending
way
more than what was being offered in the old deal just on taking care of
the
child. Now, she can party and make those measly appearance fees she
thinks
are a lot and meet the men at the appearances for extra cash.
Jeremy
"Hot Felon" Meeks’ ex-wife Melissa)
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#12**
This one named tropical sounding singer who is having quite the year
pleaded
with her ex to help her out. No, not financially, but because she keeps
getting
booed and harassed wherever she goes by fans of her ex who know she
cheated
on her ex. So, her A/A- list celebrity ex went out to try and get
everyone
to stop and even to say he wasn't cheated on when the entire world
knows
she did. All this does is bring a new group of people who didn't know
she
cheated and expose them to the fact that she did and this was really
not
needed.
Kehlani/Kyrie
Irving
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#13**
This foreign born former A list singer turned reality star all of you
know
is trading sex for both drugs and for detective services. She thinks
she
is living some kind of spy novel right now. She could use some
professional
help but thinks she has it all under control.
Mel
B
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#14**
Apparently the powers that be that run this very flash in the pan A
list
rapper's life have decided they want her to take a hard turn toward
mainstream
and move her from rapping to acting. She is all about the fame and
making
it last and rapping is not going to be it. Over the next six to nine
months,
with a month off there somewhere look for her to be in every place you
would
never expect to see a rapper. Her people have called it the
Transformation
of ______ _ using the first letter of each word as a shorthand. Cardi
B (off a month to have her baby)
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#15**
In the past month, this B/B+ list mostly television comic actor started
boozing
again and now started doing drugs again even though his employer
basically
told him they would fire him if he started using again. So, yeah, this
whole
relationship thing is going great for him with the A lister. Pete
Davidson
("SNL")/Ariana Grande
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#16**
Before you start taking shots at a former A/A- list mostly television
actress
turned A- list mostly movie actress, maybe you should take a look at
the
male version of Alicia Silverstone when it comes to television programs
and
his continued serial cheating. Kind of seems relevant to the situation.
Chad
Michael Murray/Sophia Bush
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#17**
This alliterate A- list (but really B+, but she recently bought me a
drink,
well not specifically me, we were all at a table and she bought the
group
a drink, so I gave her a little boost to A- for this one blind) mostly
television
actress says that her now ex who is a former network reality star
wannabe
actor cheated on the actress on a milestone kind of day for the actress
and
then completely broke it off for his new love who is a celebrity
offspring
of a permanent A lister or two. He lets her pay all the bills.
January
Jones/Nick Viall ("The Bachelor")/Rumer Willis
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#1**
Another day, another breaking of the partnership and marriage between
this
foreign born permanent A list couple. The way it was done, also shows
that
the male in this male/female couple is driving this soon to be divorce.
He
is separating himself from anything to do with his wife, personally or
professionally.
David
and Victoria Beckham
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#2**
A few years ago when they split, this former A+ list tweener turned A-
list
celebrity got an abortion without telling her boyfriend she was
pregnant.
They had split when he cheated. Now, back together, she still hasn't
told
him but they are having a very hard time staying pregnant. Multiple
miscarriages.
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#3**
MTV AWARDS: After last night's out of control drug induced behavior at
an
after party, I think a lot of people are realizing there are other
people
to work with than this one named female singer.
Halsey
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#4**
MTV AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress/pro beard for
hire
has given up the bearding game. She was arm in arm with the studio
chief
who recently left his wife for the actress.
Olivia
Munn
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#5**
MTV AWARDS: This former A list tween actress turned A-/B+ list mostly
movie
actress who has a little higher name recognition than her spot on the
acting
list was telling everyone last night that she caught her actor
boyfriend
cheating on her again.
Zendaya/Tom
Holland
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#6**
MTV AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost
network
show was in tears last night when she heard a comment about her and her
recent
weight gain. She has suffered from an eating disorder for years and was
trying
to get to a healthy weight, which she has. I really hope this doesn't
set
back her progress.
Lili
Reinhart
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#7**
MTV AWARDS: Meanwhile, a cast mate of the actress in #6, was definitely
in
the top three for biggest coke user of the night. Excessive would be an
understatement. This cast is so similar in their party behavior to that
original
90210 cast.
Vanessa
Morgan,
Ashleigh
Murray,
Madelaine
Petsch or
Camila
Mendes
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#8**
MTV AWARDS: This former A- list mostly television actress from a now
defunct
hit comedy is probably A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. She says that
this
A-/B+ list writer/actor all of you know spent three weeks chatting her
up
and doing everything he could to hook up with her. She finally hooked
up
with him and within 30 minutes after, he had her out the door and has
ghosted
her since.
Aubrey
Plaza/Justin Theroux
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#9**
MTV AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress from a hit streaming
show
who used to be on a hit cable show still doesn't answer any questions
about
her husband or his family or even post anything about them to social
media.
She has made a conscious effort to try and keep everything on her and
she
is married, but might as well be single when it comes to anything
public.
Alison
Brie ("Glow")/Dave Franco (brother James Franco)
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#10**
MTV AWARDS: An adult entertainer says that late last night after most
of
the after parties had ended, this current A list reality star from a
very
popular show that is currently filming, came into the club, wasted out
of
his mind. He said he wanted a private dance and when she started, began
throwing
money at her and asking how much it was going to take to get a blo*job.
He
then tried to grab her head and shove it down on him. When she backed
away,
he called her a wh**e and stormed out.
Ronnie
Ortiz-Magro ("Jersey Shore")
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#11**
MTV AWARDS: This B+ list still underage mostly television actress is a
completely
different person than she was last year. The sexual abuse she suffered
on
set of that hit almost television show has changed her. Completely.
That
smile is way more forced. The way she interacts with men is different.
You
can tell she is always looking for an escape route or someone safe
close
to her.
Sadie
Sink (Max/"Stranger Things")
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#12**
Apparently that relationship the widow has going on with another man
for
the past few months has taken a turn for the serious. That was the man
and
the widow's best friend looking at rings together while face timing the
widow.
Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#13**
According to a male porn star, most of you probably know, he says there
is
definitely some footage out there featuring this disgraced former A-
list
actor where porn was being filmed and you can hear the actor off camera
using
some really foul racist language. Not caught on camera was the actor
taking
a turn with the actress after the scene had ended. The actress was
supposed
to be paid extra, but never was. It is hard to tell dates sometimes
with
this kind of porn, but it looks like the actress didn't make anything
after
that scene was shot. The one she shot with the porn star is
horrifically
violent.
Male
porn star: James Deen
Actress: Heather Vahn
Disgraced former A- list actor: James Franco
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#14**
I think it is actually a legitimate question to ask whether this former
A+
list mostly movie actor who is still A list will ever be able to get it
together
long enough to make another movie. It was that former A+ list singer
who
really sent this downward spiral into motion when the singer got the
actor
back on the hard stuff the actor had quit decades ago.
Johnny
Depp/Marilyn Manson
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#15**
MTV AWARDS: I am never sure whether this A+ list YouTube star is still
with
her boyfriend or not. They are on again/off again more than Justin and
Selena.
But, the fact that she was sucking face last night with this married A
list
manager most of you know is not in doubt. They definitely left together
and
at the right time because the making out was turning more R from the
PG-13
it had been before the drinking and hormones.
Liza
Koshy;
Arielle
Vandenberg; or
Eva
Gutowski
(Scooter Braun)
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#16**
This former A list mostly television actor from back in the day is
pleading
poverty but spending like a very rich man. He is like a television
preacher
asking his fans for money and they just gladly send it all to him.
John
Schneider
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#17**
MTV AWARDS: When you see that closeted A- list reality star from a very
hit
reality show making out with a guy at a bar, as he was doing again last
night
after the awards, you just wonder how much he laughs each season when
he
has a new girlfriend for the show.
Jax
Taylor
Or James Kennedy ("Vanderpump Rules")
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#18**
MTV AWARDS: Cruising through at least two after parties was this former
A-
list reality star who was working with her kind of crowd handing out
her
card to at least two dozen wannabe actresses which is the sweet spot
she
needs to make her money. I bet half get in touch with her.
Farrah
Abraham
295. SANDRA
ROSE 06/18
This rapper-turned-actor has played this role before whenever he has an
upcoming
reality TV show to promote. Same script but with a different cast. In
his
latest role, he plays a cheating husband whose long-suffering wife goes
along
with his manufactured drama because he has a reality TV show premiering
soon,
and she’s depending on those paychecks. This rapper-turned actor knows
his role-playing will result in attention from the low information
social
media users who watch his show.
The formula is a simple one:
Fake a relationship with an actress or IG Thot ("that h* over there")
Send a tip to a blogger through a family member of close friend
Provide "receipts" in the form of video or pictures
Publicly deny cheating on his wife
Profess his love and commitment to his wife and children
If the above doesn’t work; file for a divorce
Delay the divorce proceedings until after the season premiere
Continue to plant fake stories on the blogs after the show airs
Cancel the divorce proceedings after the season ends
Wash & repeat the cycle next season
T.
I./Tiny Harris ("T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle")
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#1**
This might be a first. A bot farm was hired by this now disgraced A-
list
celebrity in order to fight back through the court of public opinion.
One
thing written nicely about him is then followed up by dozens of other
supportive
comments on social media all written by accounts with 0 followers and 0
previous
posts. Chris Hardwick
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#2**
I have told you before about the efforts of this alliterate A- list
mostly
television actor on an almost network show and his efforts to get a
co-star
fired or force her to quit. Now, he has been joined by a different
co-star
who likes her productions to be a certain way.
Show: "The Flash"
Actor: Grant Gustin
Co-star to be fired:
Candice
Patton
Different co-star: Danielle Panabaker
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#3**
The significant other of this permanent A list musician/former reality
star/permanent drunk has basically humiliated herself to the extreme
and
done things for her significant other that she hopes will never be made
public
simply hoping he will finally marry her. It is unlikely though and all
this
time will have been wasted. He would probably then spread the word what
he
had her do which will even be worse.
Tommy
Lee/Brittany Furlan
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#4**
A certain widow did not attend a milestone event earlier this month.
The
fact of the matter is that they were not invited. There was another
important
event which took place recently too. This occasion was attended by many
and
again, the widow was not in attendance. As payback, a publicity stunt
was
staged to divert attention away from the most recent event. At this
point,
the games are so predictable that those close to the situation are
having
a good time laughing and joking about the petty transparency of it all.
Widow: Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
Milestone event: Lily Cornell (mother Susan Silver) graduation
Important event:
"The
MusiCares
Concert For Recovery" (first wife Susan Silver
attended)
Publicity stunt:
Toni
Cornell (mother Vicky Karayiannis) release duet on Father’s
Day
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#5**
This back in the day A- list mostly television actor who had a hit
network
show for a number of years struggled with addiction while filming that
show
and even had production moved so he could try and stay sober. After the
show
ended, basically so did the good times of his career. He then tried to
run
a con and his family sued him and he has no money at all any longer and
is
in really bad shape.
Joe
Penny
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#6**
This foreign born C+ list celebrity is decently online famous but it is
all
thanks to that A- list celebrity family member of hers. It also turns
out
they get their drugs from the same dealer who is afraid the C+ lister
is
going to cut a deal by naming him.
Lottie
Tomlinson/Louis Tomlinson
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#7**
It was not that long ago that I told you about this way underage A-/B+
list
celebrity/rapper and how she got into a fight over a much older man she
wanted
to hook up with. Well, it turns out, she is now hooking up with a guy
even
older than that. That rapper/reality star who we already knew likes
them
young. He doesn't even fear getting arrested even though what he is
doing
is illegal in every state. Danielle Bregoli (Bhad Bhabie/The"Cash
Me
Outside"Girl)
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#8**
Mr. X: Remember when those grainy nude pictures of that B-list actress
and
former tweener baring everything (and I do mean everything) were
somehow
leaked and her career almost was derailed? It was never specified who
those
pics were for when they were first "leaked". Well, first of all she was
very
underage and the pics were taken two years before she the role in that
Disney
TV movie which made her a star and launched a million dollar franchise.
The
pics were for a series pilot that was to be produced by that now
disgraced
tweener show producer on a rival tweener network... or so he told her.
There
were far more explicit photos that she sent to the producer, and he
sent
them on over to that now disgraced mogul who you all know in case the
mogul
wanted to use her in the future for his harem of starlets. Fast forward
to
2006-early 2007 when the sequel to that TV movie was about to go into
production.
Our actress is now a star, and in a successful bearding relationship
with
a male costar bringing in more cash. Her agent gets a call from the
mogul
who wants to meet up with the actress for a possible movie role (you
can
see where this is going) but the best friend/frequent costar of the
actress
tells her not to go as well as her agent. When the mogul hears about
this,
he flies into a rage and calls the tweener show producer to get those
photos,
or at least one photo. The person they employ to leak the photos was
this
then new gossip blogger who was very hesitant about accepting their
offer,
but he was looking for some traffic to his site. So gets paid to "leak"
the
said photo which goes viral and engrosses the actress and the blogger
in
a feud which lasts for years (they are on better terms now because he
told
her he was forced to post the pics). Meanwhile, the actress gets called
to
the carpet by the director of the TV movie and the CEO of the company
which
owns said cable network. They are worried that this may taint their
newest
franchise and they threaten to replace her with another tweener who
would
later become a successful adult singer if she doesn't issue a
statement.
She issues an apology, says her computer was hacked, cease and desists
are
sent, etc etc. She stays with the franchise for the next two
installments,
but her chance at A-list stardom was gone. Whether or not she'll go
public
with the truth about these photos will remain to be seen. She's
probably
been paid off not to talk.
B-list actress: Vanessa Hudgens
Disgraced Tweener show producer/rival network: Dan Schneider/Nickelodeon
Disgraced mogul: Harvey Weinstein
Movie franchise: "High School Musical"
Male co-star: Zac Efron
Director: Kenny Ortega/Bob Iger
Best friend/frequent costar of the actress: Ashley Tisdale
Gossip blogger:
Perez
Hilton
Tweener replacement: Demi Lovato
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#9**
A Birdie Blind Item: Yes, he's recently deceased, but the real question
is
why one of his former clients referred to him as "missing." Maybe it
was
because his penchant for attracting gay icons to represent also
provided
him access to the vulnerable boys who wrote them fan letters by the
hundreds.
Apparently he promised a photo op to the ones he liked, and then
molested
them in hotels near to where they lived. None of them ever got anywhere
near
the stars.
Billy
Sammeth (Joan Rivers)
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#10**
This messed up newlywed celebrity couple who are probably hoping for a
reality
show, but will lucky to end up with any fans as things about them
slowly
trickle out call each other Adolf and Eva.
Kat
Von D/Rafael Reyes
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A list model/mogul should watch her back
again.
That new guy she is dating is still hooking up with the woman who is
supposed
to be his ex, but who he sees every chance he can when the A lister is
not
around.
Heidi
Klum/Tom Kaulitz (Ria Sommerfeld)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#12**
It is always amazing that when this closeted A- list reality star is
out
of the country, she never has any of those "boyfriends" with her. Nope.
She
just has one of her constant model hookups there instead. The same one
that
has been there a long time and always miraculously seems to always end
up
emerging from wherever the reality star is staying, every morning. It
is
why I believe the reality star will eventually leave the country for
good.
Kendall
Jenner/Bella Hadid
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#13**
They released the album, but the record company realizes it is a dud
and
are just going through the motions when it comes to promoting it. This
former
A+ list singer just wouldn't listen to any input and it is a dud. She
is
probably going to be dropped from the label.
Christina
Aguilera
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#14**
This closeted A list mostly movie actor who keeps hiding in it even
though
it is a glass door we can all see through got turned down flat by a
male
backup dancer at a recent concert.
John
Travolta
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#15**
Detectives have been interviewing more people regarding the death of
this
female celebrity.
Kate
Spade
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#16**
This A- list actress/producer/writer who has been on two hit network
shows
in her career, now focuses on movies and has been hailed as a champion
for
a recent interview. Ummm, how come no one asked why she still enables
that
disgraced comedian and his long time manager.
Amy
Poehler/Louis
C.K./Dave Becky
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#17**
The Father: She was an actress. Well, I mean she still is an actress.
She
just went from getting good roles in big movies to getting smaller
roles
in smaller movies. The thing is, most of you know her. I have always
said
her dad screwed up her entire life to the point I don't know if she
will
ever be 100%. It turns out that her dad for the past several years ran
a
scam with some foreign student exchange program where he pretended to
be
a family and would have these teens coming from overseas and force them
to
sleep with him the entire time they were in the country. He had to
switch
agencies a few times when they got complaints, but the agencies keep
them
hush hush to not lose business. It was only after he exhausted all the
agencies
that he moved on to his next scheme - foster children. For several
years,
he fostered young female teens. If they ever sent a male he would send
them
back the next day with some excuse or give the kid $50 and tell him to
go
out and have fun and then call the police and say the kid was a
runaway.
He must have forced himself on to a couple dozen teens, before he
discovered
what he will be his downfall. Apparently being a licensed foster
provider
allows you to also be a sponsor for these unaccompanied minors coming
across
the border. Where are all the female minors? With this a-hole and the
other
several hundred other sex predators who all use a chat group to
coordinate
their activities. They also shuttle the teens with each other which
just
makes them harder to find in the system. They think they are getting
away
with it, but they won't. Apparently the actress daughter knows what is
happening
and has reported him and as many others as she could discover on his
computer.
Now, we just have to hope some action is taken.
Thora
Birch (Jack Birch)
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#1**
They say cocaine can make you paranoid. That could be the reason this
celebrity
CEO seems that way and why he also has someone watching his sort of
significant
other 24/7.
Elon
Musk (Tesla)/Grimes
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#2**
Three female members of this church have been on a "spiritual mission,"
to
make sure that this A+ list mostly movie actor can be "spiritually
cleansed,"
as often as he needs to be while on a press tour for his new movie. I
wonder
if he will tell that new girlfriend of his.
Chris
Pratt ("Jurassic World: Fallen
Kingdom")/Katherine
Schwarzenegger
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#3**
This female celebrity offspring of an A- list mostly television actor
says
she once had a fling with one of her father's girlfriends. Spencer
or
Greer Grammer (Kelsey)
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who had one decent hit
show
has hit hard times after her acting career took a nose dive and her
side
business as an escort but called something else took a downward
trajectory
as she has grown older. She is a month or so from being homeless. Mischa
Barton; Melissa George; Naya Rivera
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#5**
After our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer was busted
having
sex with this former boy bander, he had to make certain promises to his
significant other in order to see the B+ lister again. This of course,
despite
the fact his significant other has been seeing someone else on the side
too.
Rita
Ora/Liam Payne/Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list actress/model says she would work again for
the
child molester and that no one can tell her what to do or who to work
with.
Suki
Waterhouse/Woody Allen
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#7**
This former boy bander turned reality star who has never really been
able
to recapture that early fame, is cheating on his wife again. Last time
she
caught him, she said she was going to divorce him, but didn't.
Nick
Lachey/Vanessa Minnillo
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#8**
I have written about the daily struggle that this former A- list mostly
television actress from a now defunct hit cable show has faced. That
being
said, even I can get behind what she recently did. She had a long night
of
drinking and the next day had an early shoot to get paid a few bucks
for
a sponsorship deal. When she woke up she walked the two blocks to the
hotel
where they were shooting. She refused hair, makeup, or wardrobe and
said
they had five minutes to take the picture. They did it and she was out
the
door ten minutes after she walked in and walked the two blocks back to
her
place and went back to sleep. They used the picture too, so maybe this
is
something others will try in the future.
January
Jones
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#9**
This late night talk show host could give zero f**ks about this
singer/actor/general all around a-hole and his love of underage teens.
He
should, but he doesn't.
Jimmy
Fallon/Jared Leto
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#10**
I would say the odds are 50/50 that this current A- list Disney actress
overdoses
before her 18th birthday. I just hope she isn't pregnant when it
happens.
Right now she is hooking up with a guy in his late 20's, about to turn
30
and he has been trying to get her pregnant.
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#11**
This Grammy winning singer has been trying to make his celebrity wife
happy.
That means he is spending a lot of money on her and not as much on the
children
he fathered out of wedlock. As in not current on his child support. As
in,
most people have forgotten about that scandal, but this will bring it
right
back up and it will not be a good look for either of the couple.
Israel
Houghton/Adrienne Bailon
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#12**
Part of the deal was that this celebrity girlfriend of this network
reality
star much higher on the list was he was going to give her a job, but
now
he wants some distance and just wants her to fly in sometimes when it
is
convenient. I don't think that is going to work for her at all and I
bet
the day he starts his thing, she flies to France or Dubai.
Derek
Hough/Hayley Erbert ("Dancing With the Stars")
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#13**
So, yes, this A list mostly movie actor did spend some of the day with
his
ex and his kids on Father's Day. However, he didn't spend all day with
them
as he told his girlfriend. He did find about two hours to hook up with
his
now getting on to a couple years mistress. I mean, she calls him Daddy
too,
so, the whole Father's Day thing kind of worked.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner/Lindsay Shookus/Christine Ouzanian (former
nanny)
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#14**
This former A- list reality star turned recluse is spending thousands
of
dollars a week on escorts after his last month long hookup left him. Rob
Kardashian
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#15**
Despite that NDA the former stripper turned reality star turned escort
signed,
things are tight for her right now and she is on a scorched earth
mission
to get more money.
Blac
Chyna
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#16**
That foreign born DJ who has been in this space frequently as of late
finally
went too far and got banned from Twitter. Now, his friends and family
are
trying to find him because they think he may try and harm himself.
Max
Vangeli
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#17**
Shoe Drop: A big shoe dropped yesterday. A very big shoe. It is the
kind
of show drop that might bring the entire house of cards tumbling down.
I
know for sure it will bring the killer of this former A-/B+ list mostly
television actor from a now defunct hit network show closer to justice.
The
shoe drop yesterday was one of the names our actor had. He didn't get
to
give his testimony but he did drop the name and it sent a lot of shock
waves.
Apparently the name that went down yesterday was protecting and sending
information to that foreign born business person who had previously
been
convicted of the same type thing. Because of his position, the name who
got
dropped yesterday was able to provide cover and the networks that could
be
used for all this child porn. Everyone assumed they were safe because
of
what he did. Now, it turns out things weren't as safe and that those
secret
messaging apps, are not really that secret. If I am this A lister who
is
already in hiding, I am going deep into hiding because that is one very
big
loose end that would be much easier to deal with if dead. If that
happened,
and the mogul had some big distance, he has enough power and enough
secrets,
he might escape unscathed, at least publicly. That would be a tragedy,
but
I don't know who would take him down.
Shoe:
Joshua
Schulte
(German
for shoe = "Schuh")
(former
CIA analyst with the encrypted child porn files)
Former A-/B+ list actor:
Mark
Salling ("Glee")
Foreign born business person: Julian Assange ("WikiLeaks")
A lister in hiding: Kevin Spacey
Mogul: David Geffen
330. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 06/20
Which serial reality star is sleeping with a camera man on her show to
make
sure she looks better than the other ladies? The star has a long
history
of troubled relationships and this would not be the first time she has
dated
someone to help her career, however, this is the first time that she
appears
to be literally trading sex for favors. The new couple are strictly
co-workers
with benefits. They have no interest in dating or getting drinks
together.
He films her scenes and later she puts out when no-one is around!
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#1**
This former A+ list singer is probably A- list now and that is solely
based
on her past work. She has been on tour as an opening act. When she
comes
back on later during the headliner's act, she has been wasted almost
every
night on a combination of pills and booze.
Kesha/Macklemore
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#2**
Spiked - A Birdie Blind Item: In a recent spot for private rehab
services,
this former child actor confessed to have started drinking prior to
kindergarten.
According to a friend and former neighbor of the family though, it
started
even earlier. The mother, prior to becoming a momager, would add a
little
whiskey to her infant son's formula. It helped with the teething, she
said,
and also helped with the crying, which always made her hangovers worse.
By
the time he got the role on the successful sitcom, certain men from the
network
didn't even need to ply him with booze - he was often already drunk.
When
the suits ultimately intervened - not, you understand, with the men,
but
with the parents, demanding they keep the liquor cabinet locked -
things
took an even worse turn. Now he "needed" the men as much as they wanted
him.
This was also when one of his fellow cast mates also took up the
bottle,
although not the one whose character you would expect it from. This
person's
troubles would take years to literally catch up with them, on the side
of
the road, but before the show was canceled there were many days where
the
only thing consumed on set or off was booze. You might suspect that
some
of this may have led to the show's cancellation - that it got "spiked."
The
reason though was another cast member, who after all he had seen and
been
through, went to another extreme, where he remains today.
Show:
"Growing Pains"
Former child actor: Jeremy Miller
Fellow cast mate:
Tracey
Gold
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#3**
As part of her new tour, this former A list singer who is still A- list
had
to agree in writing to a clause that says she forfeits her night's fee
if
she is more than 30 minutes late for her scheduled show. Given her past
track
record, she is not going to make any money on this tour.
Lauryn
Hill
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#4**
This former A- list mostly movie actress from a dormant franchise now
does
whatever she can get outside one intermittent project. To get her most
recent
gig, she not only had to do the casting couch, she has to hook up with
the
director during filming too. Shailene Woodley; Michelle Rodriguez
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#5**
At a recent event, the PR people for this foreign born A- list mostly
television
actress had staff members in the crowd to ask questions about the
former
A list tweener just to keep the story alive. They are doing whatever
they
can to keep their client in the news even if it is peddling this fake
news.
Priyanka
Chopra/Nick Jonas
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#6**
The boyfriend of this A- list mostly television actress from a very hot
network
show is on vacation with his girlfriend but it didn't stop him from
hitting
on this former A- list tweener actress turned adult bad actress/singer
who
the couple ran into.
Anna
Faris/Michael Barrett
(Selena
Gomez) (Italy)
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#7**
Please. The only time the boyfriend of this foreign born current A list
singer
is not cheating on her is when he is physically with her. She just
falls
for all his excuses.
Dua
Lipa/Isaac
Carew
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#8**
This former part-time reality star who missed out completely on the
reboot
shot a porn, but the producers are scared to release it because it
starts
off with her in her job uniform. They think there will be a ton of
backlash.
Angelina
Pivarnick ("Jersey Shore") (NYFD EMT)
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#9**
When this now former A- list mostly television actress from a now
defunct
hit network show is starring in a totally different kind of acting gig
later
this year, she will be staying in a condo owned by her former co-star.
She
is calling it a sublet. Is it a sublet if he will also be staying
there?
Kerry
Washington (Broadway "American
Son")/Tony
Goldwyn
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#10**
I find it pretty interesting that this very very recent municipal type
issue
only managed to destroy an area where evidence was being
stored/collected/pieced
together in a year old case.
Mandalay
Bay floods/Las Vegas shooting
Mandalay
Bay floods
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#11**
While this alliterate A- list singer was shooting a commercial, her
husband
was hooking up with a singer he had been introduced to a couple weeks
ago.
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#12**
This A- list celebrity offspring of people she is kind of getting close
to
eclipsing has been pushing her foreign born A list boyfriend to move in
together.
She is not wrong to want to. Well, yes, wrong in the sense she will get
cheated
on so shouldn't want to commit to him, but in principle, she is right
to
ask the question. The thing is, he didn't even like living with his
wife.
So, probably not going to happen.
Dakota
Johnson (Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson)/Chris Martin (Gwyneth
Paltrow)
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#13**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award
winner/nominee is in the news today for one thing, but still fully
supports
that foreign born former A list disgraced director.
Peter
Fonda (obscene tweet about Barron Trump)
(Roman
Polanski)
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#14**
This foreign born A+ list singer didn't have anything to do with a
recent
death, but don't tell that to the people who believe he did. There are
definitely
people looking to kill him right now.
Drake/XXXtentacion
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#15**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is barely herself a
celebrity.
She really made some bad choices in that past relationship of hers and
she
still, to my knowledge, doesn't know about the multiple hours of
recordings
of her having sex with her ex he has. From what people have told me, he
had
cameras installed in air vents in their bedroom and one in a bedside
clock.
Sofia
Richie/Scott Disick
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#16**
Sisters: There sure are a lot of lower on the list sisters taking a lot
of
vacations to that summer alternative to Dubai. A shockingly large
number
of them. So, of course I got in touch with Bani and he says it is the
hottest
thing this summer. He said clients want to be with sisters, especially
celebrity
sisters, even if just one is really worthy of being called a celebrity.
The
rates can be astronomical. Bani says he only knows of one sibling
combination
that is willing to also have sex with each other and the client, but is
trying
to bring in another that he says will. He then rattled off several sets
of
celebrity sisters making a lot of money this spring and summer.
(Mykonos)
#1 - Foreign born reality stars in their own country equal to each
other
on the list.
Tiffany
and Lucy Watson ("Made in Chelsea")
#2 - Former reality stars from a no longer part of the franchise
that
remains on the air. Joanna and Marta Krupa ("Real Housewives of Miami")
#3 - Former tween stars turned middling adult actresses. Bella and
Kaili
Thorne
#4 - Foreign born models/wannabe actresses (all of you know at least
one
of them, or at least who she dated. This is also a sibling couple that
will
sleep with each other) Suki and Imogen Waterhouse (Suki dated Bradley
Cooper)
A set of siblings you might expect to be there, but is not is this
former
almost A- list mostly movie actress and her sister who are not getting
along
at all as of late.
Ali/Lindsay
Lohan
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#1**
Turns out a celebrity CEO had a different problem than he alleged a
couple
days ago. The guy has gone public. While this person was the first to
make
noise publicly, many higher ups have jumped ship in the last few months
&
are privately working with the Feds, with even more devastating
information
to share.
Elon
Musk ("Tesla")/Martin Tripp whistleblower
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#2**
The girlfriend of this permanent A list musician is pushing for an
elopement
in Vegas during the week of July 4th. She isn't sure the musician will
be
alive if they wait to get married.
Tommy
Lee/Brittany Furlan
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#3**
Usually when this frequent girlfriend of celebrities goes out with a
guy,
this part-time A- list reality star gets a piece of the action. I'm not
sure
if that is the case with her new celebrity significant other because
usually
it is just a one time thing and this is turning into something much
more
frequent.
Hailey
Baldwin/Scott Disick/Justin Bieber
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#4**
This A-/B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring who was much
higher
on the list than her offspring back in the day has stuck her foot
through
the door about the disgraced A/A- list mostly movie actor who is an
Oscar
winner/nominee. She has a truth to tell about him and finally has
started
talking about it. Slowly. Her publicists stopped her last attempt at
doing
so. Zoey
Deutch (Lea Thompson)/James Franco (is a "meh" kisser)
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#5**
This B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+++ lister is kind of
in
a bind. She doesn't want to pay her ex any money even though she really
has
plenty to live on forever, but knows if she wins any money in her suit,
she
will probably have to pay out a bunch to her ex.
Lisa
Marie
Presley
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly has only been filming
one
franchise the past few years previously said she would take a hard pass
on
any new installments if this producer returned to the project. She has
a
history with him and has had enough. He will probably be good with it
because
it means he can use that casting couch a lot this time around. He is a
tool
like that. Scarlett Johansson/Kevin Feige
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#7**
Almost a decade ago there was a wave of celebrity adoptions. Everyone
had
to have an adopted child and many were treated the same way as the
neglected
and abandoned puppies they had taken on as a craze the previous year.
Look
for a new wave now because there are a ton of infants and toddlers
being
offered to celebrities at a price. No paperwork or background checks
required.
If the "agency" knows who you are, they will sell you a baby that day.
Their
man goal is to have the celebrities refer people to the "agency," who
will
then charge those people a much higher price than the celebrities were
charged.
I think all of you know where these kids are coming from. Mexico
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#8**
This foreign born permanent A list athlete is closeted. She is also
forced
to have sex with men sent to her by an oligarch or he will tell her
secret
to the world. She should just come out, but she thinks it will cost her
endorsements and that the oligarch will release a bunch of sex tapes
she
thinks he has. Maria Sharapova
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#9**
This back in the day A+ list reality star from multiple reality shows
still
can't get forgiveness from A listers. 99% of them turned down or
ignored
invites from her for a recent event highlighting a launch from her.
Paris
Hilton
(new fashion line)
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actor all of you know has also done network
television.
He is also a very funny guy and lately has been using more and more
meth
on a daily basis. Jim Carrey
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#11**
Until this week, I had not heard about this married permanent A list
mostly
movie actor/celebrity offspring using the services of a very discreet
brothel
in Beverly Hills in years. Maybe even a decade.
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#12**
Another solo event for this former A+/A list singer turned B+ lister
all
of you know. I think she is coming to terms that she could get divorced
and
be just fine which is good because it is a real possibility.
Victoria
Beckham (David)
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#13**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show has
a
long term boyfriend. What she probably doesn't know is that he talks a
lot
about her to his friends, specifically their sex life and that friend
is
trying to sell some stories about the unusual things the couple does in
bed.
Ariel
Winter ("Modern Family")/Levi Meaden
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#14**
This foreign born B- list celebrity was a long time beard to this
foreign
born actor. She says she was sexually assaulted this past week by the
owner
of a Formula One team. Alexa Chung (Alexander Skarsgård)
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#15**
The First One: There have been a lot of suspicious suicides of
celebrities
as of late, but there was a first that started this whole thing over a
decade
ago. A film was being made overseas and several of the actors in this
movie
that was supposed to be a big box office hit took advantage of their
position
as stars with the local female population and also threw around enough
cash
to the local police where nothing was said or done about their
activities.
One of the worst offenders was an A list mostly movie actor at the
time.
Foreign born and was really kicking it into gear. There was another A+
lister
on the movie and a future A- list mostly television actor. They went
after
every female teen in the town where they were filming. They didn't care
how
old, and whether it was completely voluntary. One actor who didn't
participate
was at the time probably B/B- list and fading. Because he didn't
participate,
everyone shunned him. They made sure he knew how things worked and
basically
ruined what was left of his career. Down the road, when he couldn't get
a
break, he threatened to expose what went on and he suddenly "suicided"
himself.
No note.
Movie:
"Hart’s War" (filmed in the Czech Republic)
A list movie actor: Colin Farrell
A+ list movie actor: Bruce Willis
A- list television actor: Terrence Howard
B/B- list actor:
Jonathan
Brandis (scenes deleted)
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#1**
This A- list athlete who is an offspring of an athlete got a discount
deal
for hiring so many yachters at once. He went all in for this trip.
Klay
Thompson
(Mychal Thompson)
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#2**
Don't believe the hype, the girlfriend of this just about permanent A
list
mostly movie actor is not pregnant. He wants no part of any more
children.
Lindsay
Shookus (Ben Affleck)
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#3**
When this closeted A- list mostly movie actor landed a big new role
that
will hit tons of red carpets and lots of interviews, he brought out a
beard.
He has not had a beard in close to a decade.
Jake
Gyllenhaal/Vanessa Kirby
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister is rewriting
history.
Yes, his family was upset about a marital decision he made, but they
were
more upset that he returned to his substance abusing/violent ways that
made
any kind of familial relationship almost impossible.
Johnny
Depp (Amber Heard)
366.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#5**
This fairly recently separated B+ list mostly television
actress/network
reality star loves to tell the world how she is vegan, but at home she
eats
meat all the time and keeps that mink coat deep in her closet.
Jenna
Dewan Tatum
367.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#6**
This former A list mostly movie actress turned A-/B+ lister who all of
you
know has been boozing while pregnant. Better than what she was doing
before
getting pregnant.
368.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#7**
While this foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actor who likes to get
naked
was home for Father's Day, his A list girlfriend hooked up with a
singing
ex. Orlando Bloom/Katy Perry/John Mayer
369.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#8**
The Biopic - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's a sneak preview of a
forthcoming
dancing boy story (with a CDAN bonus that wasn't on twitter)... In case
you
missed it on twitter... Coming soon: The Biopic - a Dancing Boy Blind
Item.
It survives today as a print in a storage locker, and a few grainy VHS
transfers,
memorable only to the cast and crew. But this student flick (from 1997)
-
and in particular one scene - was inspired by the same story behind a
shockingly
similar scene in an independent movie a year later, the first produced
by
a certain permanent A list front man turned movie producer. Both are
musical
biopics, the star of the latter one shrouded in mystery. My prep for
this
one part? A kids meal at the Sizzler, and a hair cut (along with a
small
hoard of screaming children) at the Fantastic Sams. The director -
we'll
call her "mom" - took me to the mall, and bought me a school uniform.
By
then I wanted to go home and play Nintendo. I'm thinking that because
of
the age of the latter actor no such prep was needed. Here's something
more
- that wasn't on twitter. The actor, a friend of mine, who played the
lead
role in the short had his own special scene. In it, and according to
the
director, the musician he plays learned to sing in the same place where
a
string of boys auditioned for a certain director at basically the same
time.
I thought he got in on the first take, but a number of them were shot.
370.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#9**
Because of this money laundering charity used by countless celebrities
in
the music business, the feds are quietly ignoring the fact that the
charity,
which was run by a family member of a foreign born A list rapper, also
spread
personal information of underage female fans of the rapper. The
personal
information was sent to celebrities who participated in the "charity."
When
an underage or barely legal female fan would send in photos or messages
that
seemed they would be willing to engage n sexual activity, the sibling
of
the celebrity would engage with them and get their personal information
which
would be sent to others in the industry who wanted to hook up with
females
of that age.
French
Montana ("Mama Hope organization/Uganda)
371.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#10**
Don't believe the hype. This former teen actress turned adult actress
with
a constant shadow would happily sign on again to another installment of
her
franchise if the money is right. It is not like people are banging down
her
door for other big roles.
Chloë
Grace Moretz ("Kick-Ass 3")
372.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#11**
A Birdie Blind Item: If you're wondering why the press conference in
that
most crazy of recent years never happened, it is, according to my
source,
because a deal was struck at the eleventh hour. As you know, it wasn't
the
only one.
Tom
Arnold claims he has footage of Donald Trump saying 'every dirty, every
offensive, racist thing ever'
373.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#12**
This A list reality star from one of the better known reality shows out
there
recently proposed to his girlfriend. Did he tell her about the two
other
people he recently hooked up with.
Situation
("Jersey Shore")
374.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#13**
This B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+++ lister is hooking
up
with her drug dealing ex again. Never a good sign.
Paris
Jackson
375.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#14**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity couple like to talk the
talk
about how knowledgeable they are when it comes to a certain hobby of
theirs,
but fail to mention that seven figure forgery they bought.
David
and Victoria Beckham
376.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#15**
This A list dual threat actress and her further down the list actor
husband
have always thought of marriage counseling as a positive. The thing is
though,
the actor has become much more negative about it and the couple you
never
thought would split, is thinking about doing just that.
Kristen
Bell/Dax Shepard
377.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#16**
Cold Blooded: This former actress that all of you know really focuses
on
business now. That is what she does on a daily basis and doesn't really
act
any longer. She and one of her business partners in the past few years
did
some favors for the President of a country. In return, they were given
citizenship in that country. The pair have remained very friendly with
the
President which is why they will probably never be charged for the
hiring
of some men to kill a rival businessperson/celebrity. They wanted what
the
businessperson/celebrity owned and that person wouldn't sell. So, our
actress
and her partner hired some people to kill the businessperson/celebrity.
The
person, was in fact killed. Nothing will happen to our former actress
and
her business partner except, they will now get the business they wanted
at
a much lower price.
378. TAMARA
TATTLES 06/23
That’s Not Nice! Last season, one housewife hired a new social media
person to run her accounts for her. While this social media person was
new
to this housewife, it was not her first time running social media for a
housewife. In fact the social media person had worked for another
housewife
on the same franchise as her social media person. It will be easier to
tell
this story if I give these people fake names. They are not clues, I’m
just going to pick an A, B and C name. Amy will be the first housewife
to
use the social media person, Billie will be the second housewife who
began
using her last season. And Charlie will be the social media person. Got
it?
So Charlie told Billie everything she learned from having access to
Amy’s
social media. Charlie had her email password and would send emails from
Amy.
Charlie had all the information on Amy. A lot of information. I know
this
because Charlie tried to sell information to sites that pay for such
things
and eventually just started giving it to me. I became frustrated with
Charlie
because she would give me the tea and I’d write an exclusive only to
discover she was also on a large message board blurting out the same
"exclusive"
information. So it was no surprise to me when Billie claimed to "have a
folder
of information" on Amy last season. She didn’t really disclose much
last season, perhaps it was edited out, but this season Billie just
keeps
on coming for Amy. While to most viewers it seems Billie’s vitriol
comes
out of nowhere, she’s apparently been harboring a lot of anger over
what Charlie disclosed to her. Charlie kept a whole lot of receipts
thinking
she was going to make money off the situation. I do not think Charlie
was
paid by Amy for her work. It amazes me that these people will just let
anyone
who volunteers have complete access to their phones, emails and social
media.
I mean I would NEVER do that and I’m not on a TV show. I’m not
sure if Billie still has Charlie volunteering for her or not. It would
seem
that the presentation of a dossier on Amy would have been a huge red
flag.
Show:
"Real Housewives of New York City"
Amy: Sonja Morgan
Billie: Dorinda Medley
Charlie: Richard’s private investigator friend
379.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#1**
To make the media look ridiculous, this sex cult is sending out "tips"
which
say that certain members of the celebrity population are/were members
of
the cult. They are using names which are designed to inflame blue/red
divisions
in the country.
NXIVM
380.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#2**
The second most ridiculous PR relationship out there right now is that
staged
showmance between this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who
doesn't
deserve to be that high and this B+ list mostly television actor from a
now
defunct network ensemble show.
Emma
Watson/Chord Overstreet
381.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#3**
If this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
had been nicer to the people he worked with, he would be able to work
in
front of the camera instead of trying to fit in as many autograph shows
as
possible to make a living.
Richard
Dreyfuss (Supanova comic and gaming conventions)
382.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#4**
This real life couple from an almost network show will be in big
trouble
if the actress discovers the actor hooked up with this
stripper/escort/makeup
artist he recently met. Lili Reinhart/Cole Sprouse (recently filmed
"Five
Feet Apart") ("Riverdale")
383.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#5**
There has been a lot of talk about these two co-stars of a hit network
show
having a spinoff when the hit network show ends. That is looking a lot
less
likely now with one of the co-star having a life threatening illness.
Sarah
Hyland/Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")
384.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#6**
That thirsty celebrity wife of an A list mostly television actor threw
this
A+ list host from multiple shows under the bus in order to get her own
show.
The A+ list host was not happy and she let producers know it.
Bojana
Jankovic/Michael Weatherly/Rachael Ray
385.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#7**
This could definitely be trouble. This A- list actor who all of you
know
got hammered in front of lots of people last night. In the past when he
would
get publicly drunk, things would quickly spiral out of control. His
actress
girlfriend tried to keep him together, but he was having a tough time.
Josh
Duhamel/Eiza González
386.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#8**
Wanting to get this investigation over with as soon as possible so
people
would stop talking about it, the autopsy of this celebrity was rushed
to
the point of ridiculousness. No one was willing to even sign on to the
faked
report so the head of the ministry in charge of it just forged a
signature.
Anthony
Bourdain (autopsy/toxicology) (France)
387.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#9**
It is not just a bearding thing for this foreign born A- list mostly
television
actress. This week it also became clear that she is using him for cover
so
she can meet with a very wealthy man who, if caught, can say she has a
boyfriend
so it was all perfectly platonic. Priyanka Chopra (Nick Jonas)
388.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#10**
I have recently written about this foreign born boyfriend of this
foreign
born A list singer and his cheating. It turns out that multiple people
he
cheated on her with were men. She has no idea he is bisexual. Gerard
Pique/Shakira;
Dua
Lipa/Issac Carew
389.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#11**
This back in the day A- list alliterate mostly television actress who
was
on multiple shows all of you know has really messed up her face with
the
botox and other procedures. She looks nothing like she did back when
she
was a big celebrity crush.
Tiffani
Thiessen
390.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#12**
Things must be getting serious. This A+ list mostly movie actress
pulled
off one of her regular relationship tricks with her new boyfriend. At
an
event, she "accidentally" let part of her dress fall down which exposed
her
breast before taking her boyfriend to a bathroom and having sex with
him.
She has done the same thing with the last three boyfriends.
Jennifer
Lawrence
391.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#13**
This A- list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
During
a recent talk show appearance to plug his new movie, he asked for this
foreign
language show to provide him "an agreeable model." The show did it.
Benicio
del Toro ("Despierta America")
392.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#1**
This A list rapper has her assistants organizing and throwing a life
event
party for the A list rapper because she doesn't have any friends who
would
do it for her. The only friends she has are basically employed by her
in
one capacity or another.
Cardi
B
(baby shower)
393.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#2**
This permanent A list singer who is also an Oscar winner/nominee says,
"it
was a different time," to explain why she would have sex with underage
boys.
She said that lots of men in music were doing the same thing to girls
at
the time and it was a different world where it was acceptable.
Cher/Anthony
Kiedis (he was 13 and she was 29)
394.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#3**
This former A- list reality star from a very hit franchise that has
spawned
multiple cities would probably feel a lot better about himself if he
would
just come out of the closet.
Luis
D. Ortiz ("Million Dollar Listing NY")
395.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#4**
Smile - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Meet *****'s mom - in the forthcoming
feature,
"the Dancing Boy: a Hollywood Story," and subsequent projects. This is
the
girl who clearly couldn't make it for school picture day (she was
working
at the time). Now, imagine if her cast mate from an earlier project (a
movie,
in this case, not a tv show, and one of my childhood favorites [hi Tom
H******:
I know you're reading this]) were married, in the screen sense, and had
some
kids, including this one son...(Yes, Him - the dad I mean.)
(Pictured
here are also two of my high school beards, including the
daughter
of then New Line exec Mitch Goldman, now a kids book and tv writer
[last
name Margolis]. She is and always was a beautiful person. I'll bet
you'll
be hearing from her before long. She has *stories*.)
396.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress from multiple hit network
shows
back in the day got away from the person assigned to monitoring her
24/7
and everyone assumed when they did find her, she would be dead.
Heather
Locklear
397.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#6**
A Reader Blind: This A list movie actor was at a backyard camp out of
this
A list single named pop singer and her dirt athlete husband. At the
camp
out, the actor proceeded to handout brownies (assumed to be weed, but
were
actually mushrooms). He stayed up the entire night playing drums and
wearing
a fanny pack and sombrero only trying to engage conversations about
ethics
and family life. The next morning the athlete husband said, "Sometimes
you
get the manic version, sometimes the normal one, you never know what
you’ll
get when you invite him to a party."
Matthew
McConaughey/Pink/Carey Hart (neighbors)
398.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#7**
This maybe soon to be former A- list mostly television actress from a
hit
network show always wears two very specific pieces of jewelry. She got
them
from her married co-star when he was separated from his wife. She never
takes
them off.
399.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#8**
A family member of a recently murdered rapper is trying to make a money
grab
as quickly as they can. They know they don't have long to be in control
of
everything so are trying to exploit the death for as much money as
possible.
XXXTentacion
400.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#9**
Pro tip for this foreign born B+ list actress who keeps calling the
paps
to let them know where she will be with her A- list actor boyfriend. If
you
keep pleading innocence to your boyfriend, you need to rotate paps so
it
is not the same one every single time who "randomly" came upon the two
of
you. Eiza
Gonzalez/Josh Duhamel
401.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress couldn't not be
invited
because then, it would have just confirmed to the world what had been
going
on in this little television show triangle between co-stars. What could
be
done was make sure she never had an opportunity to be alone with either
the
bride or groom because words would have been said in a second.
Emilia
Clarke/Kit Harington/Rose Leslie’s wedding ("Game of
Thrones")
402.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#11**
At the same event as described in #10, this foreign born A- list mostly
television actress saw her relationship take a big hit when she caught
her
significant other hitting on another woman.
Malin
Akerman/Jack Donnelly
403.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#12**
This foreign born alliterate celebrity has been taking no chances. She
sleeps
in a different place each night, and makes sure she is always with at
least
one person, if not two or three. She might get that new guy in her life
killed
if she doesn't get this thing settled once and for all. They are still
out
there, until they are called off.
Asia
Argento
404.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#1**
This B+ list singer who just caught her biggest break is gong to lose
that
break unless she stops doing those lip injections of hers or not
getting
as wasted before she performs. She is just not right and people know
it.
Kacey
Musgraves
405.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#2**
BET AWARDS: You know when this former stripper turned B+ list celebrity
wears
a wig that she got a very high paying yachting gig. That is what she
did
last night and the yachting gig turned out to be a threesome with her
friend
and one of the executives of the network.
Amber
Rose
(Blac
Chyna)
406.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#3**
BET AWARDS: "I'm single, lets f**k," is probably not the best pickup
line.
It certainly worked though, for this initialed rapper last night. It
only
took about three rejections before he got a yes.
T.
I.
407.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#4**
BET AWARDS: Speaking of executives, this former 1/5th of a group sure
seemed
to be enjoying the coke provided by one married executive. Our A- list
singer
said she didn't care about hooking up with a married guy as long as the
coke
kept flowing.
Normani
("Fifth Harmony")
408.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#5**
BET AWARDS: Something really interesting happened last night. People
still
took selfies or allowed themselves to be photographed with this A list
mostly
movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. However, the
numbers
were almost zero when it came to women wanting to be seen with him.
Jaime
Foxx
409.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#6**
BET AWARDS: Proving once again what an a-hole this married A list
producer
is, he hooked up with a woman after sending his wife home pretty early
into
an after party.
DJ
Khaled
410.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#7**
BET AWARDS: Last night, a spy just to make conversation, asked this B
list
still barely a teen actress, if any older men had hit on her. She
answered
two had. The spy said two was a lot for her career in movies. The
actress
then replied that two was just for the night. Dozens of men had
propositioned
her or been inappropriate over the past few years.
Storm
Reid
(14)
411.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#8**
BET AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost
television show with a provocative title is a great actress. She is
ticked
though because she feels the streaming service just plays lip service
to
people of color and has not done anything to try and get her an Emmy
nomination
except invite her to a "for your consideration" party with every other
person
on the streaming service.
Logan
Browning ("Dear White People")
412.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#9**
BET AWARDS: At an after party, this permanent A list celebrity was
wasted
out of her mind and I wish someone recorded her rant about dozens of
celebrities
who she knows or who were on her show or that she has heard stories
about.
She was not holding back.
Tyra
Banks
413.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#10**
BET AWARDS: This back in the day A- list singer says she has given up
yachting.
She wants to find a guy to settle down with. I'm not sure that this
back
in the day A+ list singer turned reality star would appreciate the fact
that
her significant other is the person the former A- lister has her eyes
set
on. Of course, they did hook up just a week ago, so.....
Ashanti/Ne-Yo
(Crystal Renay)
414.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#11**
BET AWARDS: This alliterate A list rapper was double cupping all night
long
and during the after parties didn't slow down either. I'm not going to
be
shocked when we wake up one morning to learn he is dead.
Rick
Ross
415.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#12**
BET AWARDS: It really disturbs me when I see this barely legal to drive
actress
being totally fine with guys double and triple her age hitting on her
and
her welcoming it and returning the affection. Where are the parents???
It
is because from a very young age, she and her contemporaries, were
groomed
to accept this type of behavior as normal and they do.
Skai
Jackson
416.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#13**
BET AWARDS: The worst behavior of the evening award goes to this
celebrity
offspring who was inappropriate with every woman he encountered and
seems
to feel that when he says his name, women are supposed to just want to
be
with him instantly. If they don't, he is just awful to them. He treats
service
personnel horribly and at an after party purposely dumped a plate on
the
floor and told the waitress who spurned him earlier to make her self
useful.
Christian
Combs (Sean "P. Diddy" Combs)
417.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#14**
This former A list mostly television actress from some hit shows back
in
the day is going to have to do some trading to get out of her latest
jam.
The thing is right now, no one is going to believe what she says, which
is
a shame because she could bring some very big names down. Very big. The
biggest.
Heather
Locklear
418.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#15**
This former A list teen mostly movie actor is so shady. He is trying to
use
kids as bait in some misguided sting operation. I think he just wants
to
be in communication with a bunch of underage teens he finds attractive.
Corey
Feldman
419.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#16**
The Patron: I think of him as more of an investor, but that is not the
right
word. What is the right word is that this patron of the Church should
be
in fear of his life. Apparently it has been discovered that this person
all
of you know now, but may not have known even a few months ago created a
shell
company many years ago and used the proceeds of a company all of you
know
to buy some property in the state where he grew up in. Yes, the
property
where the Church has its headquarters. None of this would probably have
ever
been discovered if not for the events of the past month or two.
Apparently
though, someone close to our Patron did discover the purchase and then
asked
too many questions. Presumably, they didn't like the answers given. The
Patron
probably should be careful hanging out with that person who was just an
intern
last year and is now a full time hookup. Wouldn't want them caught up
in
the dangerous game our Patron is playing right now.
Patron of the Church:
Intern:
Malia
Obama
420.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#1**
This back in the day A list mostly movie actor all of you know hovers
around
A- list as a television actor. Apparently the ever youthful looking
actor
is hooked on opiates which is why he seems to be limited to commercials
right
now. That and because everyone who has ever worked with him dislikes
him.
Rob Lowe
421.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#2**
This foreign born still one hit wonder couldn't get any interest in her
services
from staid executives so she got a bunch of that fat she previously
injected
in her butt removed, so she would appear much less cartoonish.
Apparently
it worked as she landed a guy almost right away.
Iggy
Azalea
422.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#3**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list actor who also is a
pretty
good director should probably know her current significant other hooks
up
with his ex every time he sees her.
Francesca
Eastwood (Clint Eastwood)/Alexander Wraith (Lili Gaildraud)
423.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#4**
A Birdie Blind Item: Which first term US politician is apparently so
important
she can't wait five minutes for a pregnant federal judge with morning
sickness
to get out of the restroom to meet about sex trafficking of
unaccompanied
minors? I guess that lunch date with some of her celebrity donors was
of
greater concern than abused children. Not to be outdone, the judge's
penultimate
boss wants to have her removed from the bench for exposing the fact
that
many of the unaccompanied minors are not fleeing but have been sent,
which
is to say bought and paid for by wealthy men in LA, New York, and
elsewhere.
It's all been arranged through a multinational organization that's been
in
the news recently. Obviously, the boss wants to talk about the
organization,
as does his own. But identifying the kids as trafficking victims,
rather
than as members, is bad for the narrative.
424.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#5**
Pregnancy Pact - A Birdie Blind Item: This former, foreign-born blogger
was
for a time in the aughts obsessed with the pregnancy of a certain high
profile
person. He believed the baby wasn't her own. As it turns out, he was
right
about that. You'd be wrong however to suspect, as he did, that it was
about
appearances (at a critical time). The real reason was the actual
mother,
who won't surprise you. Much like a certain character from a famous
children's
book twice adapted into a movie, she wanted what she wanted and wanted
it
now. This is to say "a better one." The only way she would keep the
baby
is if it wasn't hers. And so the plot was hatched, the pact made. Maybe
I'm
editorializing here but you have to be sympathetic to the fake mom and
her
husband. They were true to their values - even as it's come to mean a
lifetime
of sacrifice - and also good parents to their own kids. Sometimes,
though,
even good parents are unlucky. The more recent story, involving a son,
is
genuinely tragic.
Foreign-born
blogger: Andrew Sullivan
High profile person/fake parents: Sarah and Todd Palin (running as
Vice-President
candidate in 2008
Actual mother: Bristol Palin
Son:
Track
425.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#6**
Because they are married, the constant cheating by this rapper on his
rapper
wife just seems worse. I wonder if she knows how frequently he calls
her
from bed while he is with another woman. It happened this week at least
once.
Offsett/Cardi B
426.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#7**
This A/A- list singer who seems to produce a steady stream of hits is
taking
some personal steps in her life which she thinks will make it more
simple.
Apparently though, it is because she is tired of hearing the dozens of
not
so good stories about her soon to be husband.
427.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#8**
A Reader Blind Item: This "CSA" who worked in a 9 to 5 job for a long
time
has a coke, guns and gang-related federal prior enviously stalked and
harassed
an award-winning screenwriter back in the day and is doing it again,
regularly
contacting any studio the former screenwriter contacts and telling them
not
to work with him ever, in 2018 from her comfy spot as a newly minted
so-called
casting agent -- one her coke-addict brother brought in under panic to
replace
his runaway real CSA former boyfriend finally who saw the light and
fled
for his life. Our subject believes the former screenwriter, now a
rising
director, forgot or forgave the back in the day spying on the
director's
phone line and location 24/7. The director hasn't. This morning
director
finally reported it to the FBI. FBI very interested because of the
CSA's
federal priors. Director also talked about the CSA's brother when he
was
a mere fledgling talent manager, back in the day when he was using
director's
scripts as bait to lure actresses to his own below the barrel, sordid
projects.
The brother's misconduct with client careers caused a young gay
director
actor client of the brother to kill himself back in the day. It also
drove
a A-lister client to drugs.
"CSA":
Leah
Daniels
Brother:
Lee Daniels
Former boyfriend: Billy Hopkins
Award-winning screenwriter/Director:
Damon
Dash
Agency:
Lee
Daniels Entertainment
A lister:
Wes
Bentley
428.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct almost
network
hit show was never going to be able to date locally again. Not a
chance.
And by local, I mean anyone in the entertainment industry on either
coast.
So, it looks like she went international and out of the industry. This
is
going to end so badly.
429.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor several months ago
received
a baby shower gift from an A+ list mostly movie actress ex. It was a
picture
of herself inscribed with the sentence, "It should have been me."
Nicholas
Hoult (Bryana Holly)/Jennifer Lawrence
430.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#11**
This A- list rapper lost about a dozen gigs this morning after his most
recent
performance. No one wants to pay money for some guy who is going to
mumble
a couple of words and be wasted out of their mind for a national
television
performance. Think about what he would do or wouldn't do for a local
club
gig.
Travis
Scott (NBA Awards)
431.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#12**
There is going to be a war all season long on the set of this loooooong
running
network hit show. While they were both married, these two co-stars on
the
show frequently hooked up. They were supposed to both get divorces. One
did
and the other didn't. Now, the one who did is hooking up with someone
new.
The one who didn't divorce is actually angry the other person is seeing
someone
else.
Ellen
Pompeo/Jesse Williams (Taylor Rooks) ("Grey’s Anatomy")
432.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#13**
This former A- list mostly television actor from back in the day had
multiple
hit shows on which he starred. Last night, as is the case most nights,
if
an attractive woman hits on him, he will make it known he is interested
even
if his girlfriend is standing next to him.
433.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#14**
This former flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress has never lost
the
diva in her from that brief run of success. She got one look at her
suite
while out of the country and went back to the lobby and got louder and
louder
until management caved and gave her the second nicest suite in the
place.
She wanted that, but the management refused to move the guest who was
already
in there and paying the rate. The company paying for the stay of the
actress
was basically just paying the price of a regular hotel room.
Sharon
Stone (2018 Paris Art and Movie Awards Ceremony At Le Grand Rex In
Paris)
434.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#15**
It was not a pleasant sight this weekend. Arrangements were made or
thought
to be made, but this foreign born dual threat A- list actor who has a
superhero
franchise did run into that A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an
acting
family. I think a book could be written about that brief couple of
months
and the secrets that were thisclose to being exposed on both sides of
the
equation.
Tom
Hiddleston/Elizabeth
Olsen
("ACE Comic Con")
435.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#16**
The Landlord: Long story short, this back in the day A- list mostly
television
actor from a show all of you know and this back in the day B+ list
mostly
television actor from a hit network show who no longer really acts have
been
landlords of multiple units; The actress wife of the former A- lister
was
recently added as an owner of the unit. Currently the landlords are
trying
to sell a unit and are trying to constructively evict at least one
tenant
by not fixing things that are broken, including the air conditioning in
a
hot LA summer. They refused to fix the only toilet available for close
to
a week. Saddest part: the tenant LOVED the former B+ list actor from
his
hit show, and loved (lower case) the former A- lister from his former
show.
If anyone had told younger me that someday I'd move to Hollywood and
live
in their apartment, and they'd attempt to drive me out of my home
prematurely
(and drive me insane) through constructive eviction, I might've been a
little
excited (I was a real fan, lol), but I also just wouldn't have believed
it.
A
list television actor: Adam Brody ("The O.C.")/Leighton Meester
B+ list television actor: Bret Harrison
436. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 06/27
Which major fashion designer has her staff remove all the correct size
labels
from her clothes and has her team sew in new tags showing that she is
two
sizes smaller? She has been doing this so long that now she doesn’t
even have to ask. Her team buys what she likes and changes the size
tags
before she sees anything. At this point, she has started to believe her
own
lies. She has convinced herself that no matter what she eats (or
drinks)
it is impossible for her to gain weight! WINK. Donna Karan;
Donatella
Versace
437.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#1**
With all that is going on in his life, this former A+ list rapper has
always
had his design line to keep him motivated. Well, he lost one part a
couple
years back and is now about to lose the other. Despite the noise and
buzz,
it is a money loser and his deal is set to expire soon and will not be
renewed.
Kanye
West
438.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#2**
I love how this former almost A- list mostly movie actress has turned
all
zen like and thinks her life will be perfect moving forward. What she
doesn't
seem to see is that with the exception of two clients who won't ever
marry
her, everyone else has gone by the wayside and in a few years those
clients
will be gone. There won't be much demand for her, despite what she is
willing
to do and she will probably marry some octogenarian who has
granddaughter
fetishes.
Lindsay
Lohan
439.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#3**
This website only Kneepads style set has decided to take the side of an
accused
man because he is the more famous in a he said/she said. Apparently
without
actual receipts, they prefer the famous over the non famous.
Chris
Hardwick
440.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#4**
This recently arrested, barely legal to drink kind of a celebrity
should
probably hope he doesn't get bail. He knows who he hooked up with when
he
was a teen and their secrets. He knows what he did for them as he grew
too
old for them to be interested in him any longer. He doesn't have the
luxury
of going into hiding like the A lister who used him for years when he
was
in his mid teens.
441.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#5**
It will not be long before the daughter of this A- list reality star
from
a huge reality franchise is legal. Unlike a different former reality
star
from the same franchise, she won't turn her daughter out. She is
however
very interested in letting her pose nude for Playboy and bringing in
more
cash than the reality star has brought in the past few years.
Show: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Current reality star/daughter: Lisa Rinna (Delilah Belle Hamlin)
Former reality star/daughters: Yolanda Hadid (Gigi and Bella Hadid)
442.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#6**
Surrogate Dad - A Birdie Blind Item: This actor, whose troubles are
well
known to CDAN readers, is known for disappearing. The first time it
happened?
On the set of this one movie, just about back in the day. The star,
strangely,
believed it was a wholesome tale about a boy and his newfound mentor. I
guess
he didn't look up the book beforehand. Yes, the boy was taken away from
him
that morning by the "authorities." The star, in real life, went to
lunch.
I'll bet he has no idea what happened to the boy. You might change the
final
word of the movie's title to "Clue."
Nick
Stahl ("Man Without a Face/Clue")
443.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#7**
Despite at least one publicist begging her A+ list client to pull out
of
a movie, that A+ lister and another still support their abusive
director
and his casting of an abusive co-star. Old boys club in fill swing. I
hope
this movie bombs. I hope every reporter has the balls to ask tough
questions
in every interview. They won't because they like saying, "I talked to
so
and so the other day," so they can get some good table at an overpriced
crap
restaurant in town to make them feel like their d**k is bigger than
reality.
cc: Ariana Grande
(Pete
Davidson’s penis size)
Movie:
"Once
Upon a Time in Hollywood" (about the Manson murders)
A+ list clients:
Leonardo
DiCarprio and Brad Pitt
Abusive director:
Quentin
Tarantino
Abusive co-star:
Emile
Hirsch
444.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#8**
The End - A Birdie Blind Item: I guess it isn't surprising that this
director
got it so wrong - the ending, I mean - because it wouldn't be the first
time,
or last, but he does have a reputation for trying to get to the truth
about
things. What you saw in the movie was little more than an epilogue. The
real
end happened, unceremoniously, let alone mysteriously, in a dirty stall
of
the men's room in this capital city bar. He was an expert drinker, but
a
novice with this other drug - supplied in this case by a man who was
depicted
in a famous movie from the same year. His darkest vice? He liked to
watch
people die, often lacing the special bags with more powerful
substances.
He checked on the victim several times, taking pictures each time.
Finally,
the body was found by the man's drinking buddy, and a doctor happened
to
be present, pronouncing him dead. (You may have already heard him tell
his
side of the story. A famous model was there too.) Because of the bar's
underworld
connections, and the country's harsh drug laws at the time, the body
was
moved to another location - the one in the movie. Bribes were paid to
the
appropriate authorities - there would be no autopsy - and the man was
quickly
buried in town.
Movie/director:
"The
Doors"/Oliver Stone
He:
Jim Morrison (Death)
Drinking buddy: Jean de Breiteuil
Famous model: Elizabeth Lariviere
445.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#9**
Apparently this former one year wonder/former beard has given up hope
of
ever reuniting with her celebrity ex. She is doing some actual old
school
yachting and having the time of her life. In fact, she thinks she will
end
up marrying one of her suitors by fall. That is her plan anyway.
Olivia
Culpo (Danny Amendola)
446.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#10**
Don't believe the hype. The former A list tweener actress turned B+
list
adult actress/future porn star despises her probable soon to be ex boss
and
their feud is one of the reasons the show is going down. There are too
many
alternatives out there for a channel to have to put up with the feud.
The
whole thing was a gamble and the gamble failed.
Bella
Thorne/I. Marlene King ("Famous in Love")
447.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#11**
There is no way, this foreign born A+ list rapper was going out with
this
A- list mostly movie actress/comic. He only does the stripper and porn
star
thing where they let him do his crazy fetish thing which is the only
way
he is able to perform. Plus, the A- lister is a bit of a talker and
would
spill that fetish in a second.
Drake/Tiffany
Haddish
448.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#12**
This late night talk show host thought this B+ list mostly television
actress
who is on a hit network show that requires zero acting was hitting on
him
before and during the show. So, the married host hit on her hard and
was
rejected in a second. The actress threatened to tell the wife of the
host.
Jenna
Dewan ("World of Dance")/Jimmy Fallon
449.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#13**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is the front man for a new
organization
that will make films that show this religious cult in a positive light.
John
Travolta (Scientology Channel on Directv)
450.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#14**
This former A list tweener with her own show turned take what she can
get
adult actress recently shared a life event announcement. Things have
certainly
changed because she rarely wears any type of ring and was even spotted
chatting
up a guy and passing out her number.
Hilary
Duff (pregnant)
451.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#15**
Don't believe the words coming out of this foreign born former A+ list
singer's
mouth. He did, in fact, hook up with this foreign born permanent A+++
lister
back in the day. The thing is though, she found him wanting and not a
nice
person, so dumped him. To make it seem like he was amazing, the singer
has
changed history to suit his needs.
Bryan
Adams/Princess Diana
452.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#16**
Destroy Them: Back in the day this permanent A+++ lister had a ton of
money
from movies. He started a new venture though and put a ton of his own
capital
on the line. He thought it would be a massive money maker and he was
right,
but he was not right in the beginning. Lost to time is the memory that
the
A+++ lister was competing against an unknown doing the same thing and
for
much less money. The unknown was imaginative and had groundbreaking
ideas.
At first, the two spent some time talking, but when the A+++ lister
realized
his project was inferior, he stopped talking and started plotting the
destruction
of the other. Our unknown soon had offices broken into and copies of
designs
stolen and the next thing you know, the same projects would be under
construction
at the site of the A+++ lister, but just under a different name.
Whenever
the unknown complained, the A+++ lister would literally send dozens of
lawyers
after the unknown and dozens of bribed government officials from
multiple
agencies to try and stop the unknown. He had the wife of the unknown
followed
and even had her sexually assaulted by a group of men to try and get
the
unknown from following through on his project. None of it worked. The
unknown
completed the project and was far superior and a much bigger success
than
the project of the A+++ lister. It was huge. The whole world took
notice
and the A+++ lister was having none of it. He arranged for teams to
infiltrate
the project and damage as much as they could so visitors would get
upset
and not return. The A+++ lister spent every waking moment focused on
taking
the unknown down rather than improving his own lackluster product.
After
almost a decade of spending millions of dollars a year, the A+++ lister
finally
saw his work come true. The unknown was forced to sell to cover all the
mounting
debts and liens that the A+++ lister had arranged. At that point, the
A+++
lister had the number one project and nobody has ever told the story
about
how he did everything he could illegally and immorally to make it
happen.
Now, it is one of the biggest brands in the world and generates
billions
of dollars in revenue annually.
A+++lister:
Walt Disney
New venture: Disney World
Unknown: Glenn Holland ("Santa’s Village")
453.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#1**
Look for the least known of the final three actors up for a role in a
huge
reboot to be cast. Apparently he is the one most likely to drink the
kool
aid necessary to get the role and keep the boss happy. The other, two
are
more well known and don't have any desire to be associated with the
cult.
Reboot:
"Top Gun 2"
Role: Goose’s son
More well known actors: Nicholas Hoult and Miles
Teller
Least known actor: Glen Powell
Boss: Tom Cruise (Scientology)
If
you look at the quotes from Glen Powell after it was announced Miles
got
the role this week, you can tell Glen was shocked he didn't get it. The
whole
world thought he would get it and told him, and it was because of the
reasons
above. Interesting.
454.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#2**
As I told you, this former A+ list singer is probably going to be
dropped
by her label. Also, unless you want the hassle of a refund, I would
rethink
buying tickets for her upcoming tour. I foresee lots of cancellations
or
just a tour cancellation in general. No one likes playing places a
quarter
full.
Christina
Aguilera
455.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#3**
Five Points - A Birdie Blind Item: In this "alternative religion," the
number
five is important, largely because of a symbol associated with it. In
terms
of rituals, there might be five men involved, with the often young
victim
strapped to a likeness of it - his or head at the bottom point. Other
times,
it might be a ritual in five parts, carried out by a single adherent.
This
story involves the latter. In decades past, there was a famous murder,
still
remembered achingly by many alive at the time. It's strange then to
think
that the person found to be responsible, but never charged, did not
actually
commit the crime. Yes, there was a jail house confession, but a certain
book
tells a different story - the true story. It's author was there at the
time.
No, not when it took place, but just before this story begins - the
first
part of the ritual. You might be surprised to learn that it took place
in
public, at least a place anyone can go, but this type of abduction
often
does. We'll never know if the victim was lured, or threatened, only
that
the perp had been spotted in the hours before at the same location,
trying
to "pick up" young people of one sex. (So now you know the second part,
and
even the third - both of which are the most heartbreaking.) As for the
fourth
and fifth, these are the ones that came to most characterize the perp -
especially the final one. You see, while we may never know if this was
his
first murder, it certainly wasn't his last. How do we know he was a
true
believer? A jail house confession, of course. That's what got him
killed.
Adam
Walsh/Jeffrey Dahmer
456.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#4**
This A+ list singer keeps fiddling with the numbers to make her tour
look
way better than it is actually doing. Hundreds, if not thousands of
free
tickets are being given away for each show to keep those reporting
numbers
to Pollstar close to 100%. Taylor Swift
457.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#5**
This streaming service is getting heat over a child p*rn scene in a
recent
film.
Netflix
458.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#6**
Don't believe the hype. This former A list NFL player turned meh player
who
probably won't get a job split with the former celebrity turned actress
on
shows you have never watched because she wanted exclusive and he
didn't.
He also wanted threesomes every night and she didn't.
Victor
Cruz/Karrueche Tran
459.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#7**
If you watch that long running quiz show today, you may see a CDAN
reader/future
Dancing Boy character in that franchise.
460.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
At this point, I'm pretty sure this foreign born former A list singer
turned
reality judge/lover of coke/lover of kinky sex would be willing to put
herself
up on stage with some holograms. She needs the money from a tour and is
really
getting impatient.
Mel
B ("Spice Girls")
461.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#9**
Why yes, that was one of the sons in this never ending reality family
getting
orally serviced in a Target bathroom by another man. I'm guessing he
will
never come out. "The Duggars"
462.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#10**
This former reality star from a show all of you know doesn't want the
public
to know about his romance so always denies it when asked by reporters.
The
serial cheater likes to keep his options open.
Nick
Viall/Rumer Willis
463.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#11**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's a fun one (not a blind I mean, but it
will
be incorporated into one): which controversial but famous psychic
predicted,
on tape, my success in entertainment, followed by her own son? She's
now
deceased, and appeared very frequently on a certain talk show. It's
kind
of a weird thing - she is maybe known most for a couple high profile
fails
- but the first thing she asked me about was my "artistic or
entertainment"
pursuits, that they would in time "go great guns." She told me I had an
"aesthetic" theme (that was her thing: life themes). If I can find the
tape,
I may incorporate audio into it. I know I still have the son's, but
his,
while along the same lines, isn't as good.
Sylvia
Browne ("The Montel Williams Show")/son Christopher Dufresne
464.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#12**
This A list mostly action movie actor has been on a self styled tour as
of
late. Apparently, it is really just a way for him to find new women to
have
sex with in every town he visits.
Channing
Tatum (vodka)
465.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#13**
This very rich, sometime celebrity has been forcing his girlfriend to
watch
him while he spends time with women who are yachting. She seems to be
willing
to put up with it because of the money.
James
Packer (Kylie Lim)
466.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#14**
A former partner/employee of this former A+ list mostly movie actress
is
playing with fire. She has been leaking information about the actress
to
a tabloid. She wants the actress to know about it and write a long
promised
check to the partner or damaging information will be forthcoming.
Tracy
Anderson/Gwyneth Paltrow
467.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#15**
The offspring of this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an
Academy
Award winner makes his living making and selling child porn to a
certain
group of religious officials here in Southern California. Apparently
the
feds are closing in and I'm sure the actor will disavow any knowledge,
but
he knows.
468.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#16**
Trump Card - A Birdie Blind Item: At the center of this story is a
former,
mid-century child actor. Several decades later, he was accused by three
young
male actors of molesting them in his capacity as mentor/coach. Why was
he
never prosecuted? He had a trump card: his own abuse, back then, by a
major
industry figure/founder. It was never a question of if, but how much,
as
far as this subsequent figure (at the time) was concerned. He was there
to
protect the legacy of the accused, and the many, many people who
benefited
from it. In fact, a renaissance was in full gear. He wouldn't see that
scuttled
by some "nut case" with "multiple personalities." This is to say: if
you
listen to his side of the story, none of it ever happened, or if it did
the
boys probably enjoyed it. As far as he was concerned, the former actor,
and
the boys were members of a certain underworld organization. It may or
may
not be fictional, but only men of a certain type are eligible for
membership
- he talked about it often, and in public. Some people thought him
daft.
In any event, he believed that the actor - who had seen better times -
was
willing to face the worst kind of allegations just for a cut of the
money.
I'm not sure who you'll believe, but if you look at the reason the
actor
became a former actor, basically, and ironically who is responsible,
you
may be inclined to believe the boys (all now in their thirties or
forties).
Actor:
Tommy
Kirk
Major industry figure/founder: Merv Griffin
Underworld organization: Velvet
469.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#1**
That didn't take long. This Housewife is back on the booze train and
maybe
some other trains too.
Luann
de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")
470.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#2**
They could never prove it and have never said anything publicly, but
their
suspicions about the crime led this reality family to sever their long
long
time ties to an employee.
Joyce
Bonelli ("The Kardashians")
471.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#3**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood: This late comedic actor who peaked
in
the 1960’s when he played a very popular character on a very popular
TV show and also starred in movies was known for both his delivery and
physical
appearance. He was also surprisingly quite the ladies man especially
after
he divorced his first wife and was single. What is not publicly known
is
that in addition to the children he had with his wife, he sired a
daughter
in the late 60’s with one of his paramours. She has only recently
discovered
the identity of her famous father and is planning to write a book. Don
Knotts
472.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#4**
This former A+ list singer turned full time child molester apparently
gave
a 14 year old $300 all in one dollar bills. Three stacks all taped
together
and she thought she was rich. She says she not only was raped by the
singer
for an entire weekend late last winter, but also was forced to be with
five
or six other men and three or four other "women," the oldest of which
was
19. After the weekend she was kicked out of the house where everyone
was
staying. She tried to text and DM, but never heard anything. Two months
later,
she found out she was pregnant. She was told to meet at a hotel. At the
hotel,
she was forced to take a pregnancy test in front of a man she had never
seen.
She was then taken directly to a clinic to get an abortion and was not
given
any choice. After the abortion, she was taken back to that hotel and
was
given another stack of three hundred dollars. The man left and no one
has
contacted her since.
R.
Kelly
473.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#5**
This hopefully on the mend NFL player who is A+ list when healthy is
spending
a lot of time during his recovery hooking up with that celebrity turned
porn
star. Hey, at least he doesn't have to pay every time any longer.
474.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#6**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort lost out
on
a billionaire to this much younger foreign born former underage escort
turned
model/sometime designer who is worth millions from escorting in her
underage
years. She is also apparently authentic in her religious beliefs and
not
just for money like our former actress.
Lindsay
Lohan/Zahia Dehar
475.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#7**
Our favorite closeted wannabe reality star with the reality star
friends
is debating whether or not he wants to come out. Apparently if he does,
he
can land a show, otherwise he will be still clinging to the reality
stars
like Lance Bass clings to the hopes of an NSYNC reunion. Jonathan
Cheban
476.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#8**
It is well known that this female politician who is being talked about
as
a possible future president started her career by having a relationship
with
a married senior politician in her state. For this, she was appointed
to
a number of part-time boards with hefty salaries. What isn’t so well
known is the senior politician she had an affair with used to take her
to
swinger parties which were basically glorified orgies where she would
engage
in sex with large numbers of men and women. What not even she knows is
there
are compromising pictures of her at these orgies which is why senior
leaders
from her party are quietly trying to discourage her presidential
ambitions
and the leader of the other party, the current president, is very
excited
about running against her, her being her party’s nominee.
Kamala
Harris
(Willie
Brown)
477.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#9**
The accusations of sexual assault are piling up against this former A
list
teen actor turned activist. At some point, he is going to have to
address
all of this. Apparently there is about to be a lawsuit filed against
him
which will force his hand on responding.
Corey
Feldman
478.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#10**
This former A+ list tweener is a closeted bisexual. This week, he got
orally
serviced by a barely legal male singer who is hoping the former A+ list
tweener
will mentor him.
479.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actor who sounds like a long distance
psychic,
had his significant other take a turn as a stripper at a strip club to
see
if other guys would be interested in her.
Miles
Teller/Keleigh Sperry
480.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#12**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor turned A-
lister/frequent
nudist is hooking up with a Love Island star instead of his singer
significant
other.
Orlando
Bloom/Katy Perry
481.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#13**
This permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group had child
porn
images on his phone. The person only saw them for a few seconds, but
says
that it looked as if they were taken by the phone and not downloaded to
it.
482.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#14**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner at least
had
the good sense to lead the bottle waitress out of the crowded VIP area
and
to the less crowded VIP bathroom before having sex with her. If he is
going
out with the actress all of you know, I don't think she would be too
happy.
Jamie
Foxx/Katie Holmes
483.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#15**
A Dancing Boy Blind: Under wraps for now but I've got an altogether new
and
different kind of dancing boy blind in the works. Yes, it's about
dancing
boys, but it's also about...millennials - specifically two. One is a
friend
of mine (he went to the college - at the same time/knows Jordan Peele -
and
is an accomplished YA writer), and the other is someone everyone will
know,
this person's childhood friend (who is a famous or I should say
infamous
convert to a certain religion, and tried to have my friend recruited as
a
dancing boy). The clue is a certain country, where the second person
was
unexpectedly found/caught. As to the name of the writer (he's a cute
little
30-something mouseypants), his first name is the last name of a fading
conservative icon who wrote multiple best selling books about virtue
but
had a secret vice associated with this city in the west. His last name
is
the same as an early president, known for losing our first war.
Friend:
Bennett
Madison (Sarah Lawrence College)
Childhood friend:
John
Walker Lindh
484.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#16**
The Secret Guests - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Unlike this other person,
I
can't say that I "stole his lips and his halo." But he did smile at me,
and
snap my picture backstage at this show on April 20, 1990 - I was
sixteen.
He and his band mate were (could you even make this up?) the secret
guests
at a concert. It was held at a venue in a prefab Maryland city built by
my
friend Lou's grandfather. (One of his other grandsons is this actor who
at
the time I first met him had shaved his head for an upcoming movie role
about
a certain kind of radicals. Who was he dating at the time? The widow of
the
generational icon. More about him/them later...) My parents, it turns
out,
promoted this show (spoiler alert: it rained). So I had a backstage
pass,
which gave me the opportunity to observe fascinating goings on, such as
the
blond half of the female folk duo tying her shoes, and the singer of a
certain
band referenced above drinking a diet coke. He was mostly taking
pictures
of his musician friends, so it surprised and embarrassed me when he
turned
the camera on me. I was too shy to ask for an autograph. How do you
know
he/they were there? There is a tape, of course - and it's online. It
was
one of the very few times the singer performed his vocal parts live
with
these two other acts. Update: I guess you don't need to find the audio
(unless
you're so inclined - the quality isn't great) because the band (the big
one,
I mean) mention this show on their Facebook page. (And they're right:
none
of it is on youtube. It wasn't, however, a lovely day - as they
suggest.
The people on the lawn behind the seats got soaked. A certain British
electric
folk singer, who played guitar in this case on the band's fourth lp
eco-themed
song, dedicated his set to them. True to his m/o as a songwriter, I
guess
he could see outside the bubble.)
Event:
Earth
Day
Actor:
Ed
Norton (grandfather James Rouse)
Widow of the generational icon: Courtney Love (Kurt Cobain)
Blond half of female folk duo:
Emily
Saliers ("Indigo Girls")
Secret guests:
Michael
Stipe/R.E.M.
British electric folk singer:
Billy
Bragg
485.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#1**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood: There have never been any pedophile
or
metoo type accusations against this closeted actor either during his
life
or in the years since he passed away. However, among his belongings
after
his death was found a large collection of child pornography featuring
little
boys - both photos and reel to reel film. This actor’s career spanned
the studio system as well as its end and to starting off as a child
actor
to being a male lead to becoming a character actor and appearing on TV.
He
also held elective office in a very powerful actors group. This has
nothing
to do with his arrest by the FBI in the 1970’s.
Roddy
McDowall (Board of Governors of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and
Sciences)
(pirating
films)
486.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#2**
Reader Blind Item: It would be one of the biggest stories of all time
if
this comedian/actor/performance artist whose influence on comedy and
culture
has proven to be deep revealed he was alive. It would certainly be in
keeping
with the kind of performance pranks he did when he was in the
limelight.
However, he is happy living simply and anonymously in Asia pursuing a
life
devoted to spirituality, yoga, and meditation. The one thing that preys
on
his mind however is meeting the daughter that was given up for adoption
as
a teenager. He is in touch with a family member about this.
Andy
Kaufman
487.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#3**
Reader Blind Item: This foreign born A++ list athlete in his corner of
the
sports world is probably permanent A++ list. He has been running scared
of
late as two things have shed unwanted attention on how he reached the
top.
A fictional novel that came out last year that had a character based on
him
and a hack of his medical records by a wikileaks type group both make
the
same accusation - That he has seriously abused performance enhancing
drugs
throughout his entire career from a young age and the establishment of
his
sport has turned a blind eye to it. Two things that always made people
suspicious
- His superhuman ability to bounce back from injuries very quickly and
his
defined muscular frame which is more like a professional bodybuilder
than
athletes from this sport.
Rafael
Nadal ("Trophy Son")
488.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#4**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood: This permanently A list immediately
recognizable Oscar winning actor was not a good person. He was a bully,
a
blowhard, and a racist. He was also a coward who dodged military
service
in World War II. In the early 1960’s, he received his comeuppance while
working on a movie with this also recognizable Oscar winning actor
who's
war record in the Pacific theatre is the stuff of legend. One of the
few
men in his company to survive combat, he was gravely injured and
received
several decorations and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. The
director
on this movie was also a multiple Oscar winner and also had
distinguished
military service including a purple heart. The war hero actor and the
director
spent the whole time on set mocking the war record or lack of one of
the
blowhard actor but he couldn’t do anything as either man would have
easily beaten the crap out of him. Phony tough guy meets real life
tough
guys.
Movie: "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"
Draft dodger:
John
Wayne
War Hero:
Lee
Marvin
Director:
John
Ford
489.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#5**
+- / A Dancing Boy Blind Item: This one is a certain boy wizard and his
one-time
co-star. The breakout part was on a place-named drama. Here it is: Some
of
his friends are worried about this A list child actor turned adult
actor,
known mostly for movies. Because of his own abuse, no doubt, he's been
acting
out, stripping and dancing naked at parties in LA, New York, and the
capital
city of his native country. (Just think of that one role in a different
medium.)
Hosts know now to keep the curtains drawn because of the paps, and have
instituted a two drink limit for him. Who told me? This other actor,
who
is his peer and one time co-star. (He reached me through my agent, who
my
forthcoming director helped me to sign with. A certain
novelist/screenwriter
played a role too - they're all with this one agency - as he's likely
to
present the forward in "the Dancing Boy: A Hollywood Story" [it's kind
of
in the form of a book, with front matter, the body, and end matter].
Given
our parallel life experiences - growing up in the same world,
basically,
and attending rival schools and similar colleges [he had a sometimes
abusive
father too], not to mention writing about sometimes similar themes
[albeit
in a different way] - he's given me a nickname: **** Jr.) He contacted
me
because of similar experiences we had. Interesting not just the
semi-nudity
of his big role in this independent drama, but the fact that his
character
seems actually to want what happens to him. Both actors are 80s born.
Boy wizard:
Daniel
Radcliffe ("Harry Potter")
Big role in this independent drama:
"Equus"
Co-star:
Robert Pattinson ("Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire")
Certain novelist/screenwriter: Bret Easton Ellis
Agency: Curtis Brown Agency
490.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#6**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood - Kindness: This actor had a
distinguished
career – Oscar winner, commercial pitchman and a popular tv series in
the 1970’s where he was paired with another Oscar winner who is the
son of a permanent A list actor. This actor never forgot his blue
collar
upbringing in a Midwestern industrial city and did many charitable
endeavors
aimed at making life better in his hometown. Chief among them is the
scholarship
fund for disadvantaged kids to go to college which still exists to this
day.
He did not seek publicity at all for these acts of charity although he
does
mention them briefly in his autobiography.
Actor:
Karl Malden
TV series: "The Streets of San Francisco"
Co-star: Michael Douglas (Kirk Douglas)
Scholarship fund:
Karl
Malden Theater Scholarship
491.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#7**
Reader Blind Item: A tale of two comedic actors, one deceased and one
living,
who never worked together and as far as I can tell did not know other
but
had four things in common….
1. Both were the first of an ensemble cast on long running shows (one
show
still running) to become stars and it is widely agreed that as a result
both
left their respective shows too quickly as neither was able to
duplicate
their initial success either in TV (deceased actor) or movies and later
tv
(living actor).
2. Both are tall, over six feet
3. Both come from wealthy old money families with family trees that
include
both business and political leaders.
4. Both have been mentioned recently in relation to various #metoo
transgressions
The accusations against the deceased actor are shocking as his persona
was
of an amiable bumbler, often an incompetent authority figure. However,
during
his run on the high rated show that made him famous in the day he was
notoriously
handsy and also was accused of unwanted kissing and even full on sexual
assault
by two female crew members. The living actor has a reputation as kind
of
a jerk and in his first two marriages as well as other relationships he
is
rumored to have been physically abusive (primarily with his fists). As
he
has been happily married for several decades, he has blamed this on his
drug
abuse at the time and credits rehab for changing him.
Dead actor:
McLean
Stevenson (6’ 3") ("M*A*S*H")
Living actor:
Chevy
Chase ("Saturday Night Live") (6' 4")
(abused
as a child)
492.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#8**
Reader Blind Item: This politician who currently holds a key cabinet
type
position is using her connections to help the family business which is
weapons
dealing. The family primarily uses the weapons to arm a separatist
movement.
Betsy
DeVos
(brother
Erik Prince "Blackwater USA")
493.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#9**
Before getting married, this A- list mostly television actress from a
long
running hit series, should really ask her boyfriend what he did two
weekends
ago. You know, when he was sucking on the breasts of that stripper.
Kaley
Cuoco/Karl Cook
494.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#10**
As predicted, and almost to the day, this foreign born A list
model/wannabe
actress is yachting. She has taken photos with her sponsor but so far,
she
has only released solo shots. Apparently the A+ list mostly movie actor
she
calls her boyfriend doesn't care. I wonder why that is. Hmmmmm.
Irina
Shayk (Bradley Cooper)
495.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#11**
This former A+/A list mostly movie actress who no longer acts stays not
only
in a separate room while traveling with her husband, but also a
separate
floor. It is better when she wants to hook up with other men.
Cameron
Diaz/Benji Madden
496.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#12**
As I have been telling you for months, the significant other of this
current
A+ list rapper has impregnated multiple women. Apparently our rapper
discovered
this for the first time yesterday. Perhaps she should read the blinds. Cardi
B/Offset
497.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#13**
Crazy tour 2018 continues as this former A list singer back in the day
hooked
up with her married significant other in a courtroom bathroom.
Sandra
Denton/Pepa ("Salt-n-Pepa")/Aundre Dean
498.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#14**
This A/A- list mostly comic movie actress needs rehab but her people
are
telling her she is fine and that she can just get some coaching if she
wants.
They don't want the money train to stop. If she keeps going like this,
she
will be dead.
Amy
Schumer
499.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#15**
Reader Blind Item: This never married presidential adviser who once
occupied
one of the highest positions in government is deeply closeted. However,
as
she is now semi-retired and is in a relationship with a partner she
really
loves, she is exploring ways to come out. If she can accomplish this in
a
way that minimizes any damage to her family and her legacy, it could
happen
very soon.
Condoleezza
Rice (Stanford University professor Coit D. Blacker)
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