NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#1**
This married foreign born A- list model/part-time actress/full time nudist
is yachting. I have no idea if it is with the knowledge of her husband or
not.
Emily
Ratajkowski/Sebastian Bear-McClard
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#2**
This foreign born female A+ list rapper always has at least one female employee
to hook up with producers/possible feature performers so that our rapper
doesn't have to do so any longer.
Nicki
Minaj
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#3**
Prisoner Of Hollywood - A Dancing Boy Blind: This is a hard one, but since
I get all confessional early in the morning, here goes: How do things work,
to parrot a phrase from a certain late online publication known for stepping
on toes? I'll tell you. Yes, there really is a French billionaire patron
(mentioned in "the long shadow of abuse" blind). He's the founder and chief
an SF VC firm - the one with the upright five-pointed symbol in its name.
They're the owner of my former employer, where as a young adult I was abused
and exploited, then fired for reporting it. They're a streaming media co
- no not Amazon or Netflix - but that's what they want: the consumer. And
that's what I'll bring to them, along with the people I know and will meet
in the business - content. (There's also a glam brand, for micro-budget
filmmaking gear, which is closer to what they do: hardware and software.)
Here's the other part. There's been an overture - through my new agent (as
to the old one: ba ha ha!) - from someone in my past, someone I never expected
to hear from again. Was it an apology? Nope: a proposal. It seems he's become
aware that my star may be rising again (I guess he reads CDAN). How he knows
the other side I have no idea, but the truth is I've not been doing well.
Yes, I've relapsed, and every day is a struggle. And he knows family are
no help. His idea? He'll not just become my mentor again, but adopt me as
his son. That way he'll be able to get legal guardianship of me (in the medical
and financial sense - heading back to the psych ward, I guess), and no doubt,
re-enact what happened in the past (what is he going to do, dress me like
a little boy? probably!). (The fact that he's also a wicked talent - hard,
but honest and fair in his artistic and professional guidance - just makes
it all the more demented. I'm sure he knows too that it leaves me free to
marry someone my own age. This would, of course, all be a matter of public
record, at least.) Why would I even consider that? Just know that if I do,
it may be a choice between that and eeking out a marginal existence for probably
the rest of my life. (If I ever write a memoir, it will be called "Prisoner
of Hollywood.") It may be the case that the only good I can do in the world,
beside, hopefully, using my talents, is to stop this from being passed down
again - lift people up, in other words, and ask and expect nothing in return.
I am, maybe, already lost. PS I want to add that my patron didn't know what
he was buying - what they'd been up to, I mean (the previous owners, in Chicago,
didn't tell him) - and has gone further than I even thought possible to reform
the company. (In the end I'm just some actor and writer. He's a genius -
one of the good elites.)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#4**
This loud and fast rocker whos many decade career has been primarily
as a solo artist is a polarizing figure due to his outspoken political opinions
and the fact he had numerous attachments to underage girls in the 70s
and 80s. The underage story is worse than anyone imagined. In the late
70s, The rocker discovered he was broke due to bad investments by his
management. To make extra money, he trafficked and pimped underage girls
using his concerts and tours as a front. This went on for at least 6 or 7
years. Ted Nugent
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#5**
Sex traffickers are now posing as women on popular websites for women to
try and get them to attend parties in their local area. If the women show
an interest, they are then probed whether they would be interested in meeting
wealthy men to date. This then gets boiled down to just hooking up with men
for money.
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#6**
Reader Blind Item: A tale of two actors with the same interests and problems
but with different ways of handling them. Actor #1, who is deceased, is very
well known from two TV shows he starred in. The first was a sitcom based
on a movie and a play and featured him paired up with an actor meant to represent
his exact opposite. The second was a crime drama with a medical theme. In
between the two shows, his gambling, primarily on horse racing, as well as
a divorce found him in debt to the wrong people who threatened him with physical
harm unless they were paid. He went to the police who in turn put him touch
with the feds. He wore a wire and the people he owed money to, who were already
under investigation, went to jail. Jack Klugman ("The Odd Couple" and
"Quincy M.E.")
Actor #2, who is still alive, is even more famous than Actor #1. In fact, he is part of popular culture. A TV show he starred in was not that successful while running the first time but became huge in syndication leading to movies and other versions of the show set in different time frames with different casts. He was also in a popular crime drama that ran for several seasons. Like Actor #1, he liked to play the horses and also had divorces and went into debt to the wrong people. Unlike Actor #1, he tried to resolve the problem himself. They bled him dry until they were put away on unrelated charges. There are allegations the people he owed money to had something to do with the mysterious death of a family member. William Shatner ("Star Trek", "T. J. Hooker" and "Boston Legal") (wife Nerine Shatner, found dead in their pool)
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#7**
This celebrity CEO is trying to convince a foreign born billionaire/CEO of
a huge conglomerate who all of you know to try and vouch for him and his
company with banks. The celebrity CEO has to be careful how he talks about
it though because the foreign born billionaire is a huge investor in the
company of the celebrity CEO.
Elon
Musk/Francois-Henri Pinault (attended wedding of Elons brother Kimbal
Musk and Christiana Wyly)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#8**
Here is a pro tip for this C-/D+ list celebrity all of you know but through
someone rather than her own name. She blew it two months ago with someone
super rich who was really into her because she pulled out a meth pipe. Apparently
she did the same thing again this past weekend with another high end individual.
When you either are high end yachting or trying to get with a guy who would
have his entire world come crashing down if he is associated with meth, you
need to decide just how important it is for you.
Melissa
Meeks (ex-wife of Jeremy "Hot Felon" Meeks)/Donald 'DJ' Friese
(divorce
party)
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#9**
Reader Blind Item: Police are considering whether or not to reopen the
investigation into the death of this actor a couple decades ago. At the time
of his death, he was being investigated himself in his girlfriends
suicide and whether or not it was actually a suicide. This actor was not
a big star but had a recurring role in a popular sitcom and supporting roles
in films. He also had a serious substance abuse problem. A jailhouse informant
has given information that both the actor and his girlfriend might have been
offed by organized crime due to both debts run up by the actor and the fear
he may turn himself into the cops and give evidence in exchange for immunity
as a way of escaping the debts.
Robert
Pastorelli ("Murphy Brown")/Charemon Jonovich
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#10**
Why yes, one of the barely legal members of this up and coming family group
is hooking up with the much older A+ list singer/writer which is how the
group is up and coming rather than being a group with no chance. The thing
is, the barely legal member thinks it is love rather than what it is which
is meaningless sex with a good chance of her getting passed to a record producer.
Chloe x Halle (Chloe Bailey)
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#11**
Old Hollywood - Reader Blind Item: This beloved comedic actor known for his
high level of energy despite his weight was primarily successful in the films
of a specific director and also in films with a specific actor who was a
friend of his in real life. He was married to the same woman his whole adult
life and had a family including a son who is an actor. However, he also enjoyed
sexual relationships with men. His modus operandi was to hire workers for
his estate either in gardening or doing renovations and then offer them money
for sex.
Actor:
Dom DeLuise
Director: Mel Brooks
Specific actor: Burt Reynolds
Son(s): Michael, Peter and David
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#12**
Old Hollywood - Kindness - Reader Blind Item: This actor was in both films
and TV. In film, his two best known film roles, one comedic and one serious,
were in later films. On TV, he was in several series. His two most famous
was the short-lived horror series and two TV movies that featured the same
character and a role in a sitcom for which he won a very prestigious award
for. He had a hard childhood and was in an orphanage for a part of it. As
an adult, he did a lot for orphans including employing them on film sets
and providing catered meals to the orphanages themselves. There are a lot
of stories of individual acts of kindness performed by this actor and his
third wife who was also an actress.
Actor:
Darren McGavin
Comedic film role: "A Christmas Story"
Serious film role: "The Natural"
TV horror series/TV movies: "Kolchak: The Night Stalker"/"The Night Stalker"/"The
Night Strangler"
TV
series: "Mike Hammer"
Prestigious award: Nominated for 1990 Emmy Award as an Outstanding Guest
Star in a Comedy Series on Murphy Brown
Wife:
Kathie
Browne
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#13**
This actress was A/A- list until she made a horrible decision in accepting
a role. She thought it would win her an Oscar. That is never the way those
roles turn out. Ever. Her career has been in the crapper ever since. Now,
she has been given a second chance and is doing what she did back in the
day which is cheating on a significant other with a co-star. This time though,
the difference is she is married rather than just dating someone.
Amanda
Seyfried ("Lovelace") ("The Art of Racing in the Rain"/Milo
Ventimiglia
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#14**
A minority owner (but a very large minority) of a major professional sport
through a shell company is the largest owner of a soon to open sports gambling
operation. The spouse of the owner made some news of her own within the past
several months. Derek Jeter (Hannah)
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#15**
Continuing her trend towards mean, this A- list mostly television actress
from a very hit network show actually used the phrase, "chop chop," when
a bellman did not move at a pace to her liking when attending to her luggage.
She didn't tip either with her six pieces of baggage.
Chrissy
Metz ("This Is Us")
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#1**
This B+ list reality star who has one season of reality television under
her belt on a certain southern show says she has hooked up with three cast
members. One you know about. Another is kind of a shocker, and a third didn't
really finish because he has a lot of performance issues.
Show:
"Southern Charm"
Reality star: Ashley Jacobs
Castmates: Thomas Ravenel (shocker: Shep Rose) (performance issues: Craig
Conover)
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#2**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is getting up there in age.
He also is an Academy Award winner/nominee and a reputation for trying to
make sex scenes as realistic as possible whether or not his actress co-star
agrees. Russell Crowe
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#3**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a very hit streaming
show seems to be like his character on the show and is a real a-hole. He
goes to massage places here in LA and forces the women to have sex with them.
If they don't he threatens to call to get them deported. Joseph Fiennes
("The Handmaid's Tale")
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#4**
Reader Blind Item: In the mid 1970s, there was a public altercation
between two men witnessed by a number of people. One of the men was a Hollywood
mogul all of you know. The other was a singer/songwriter whose greatest success
came as part of a band in the 1960s who were one of the biggest American
groups of the day. His solo career was not commercially successful although
it was critically acclaimed and his music is well thought of by other musicians.
He has had a career resurgence of sorts since his death particularly among
indie rockers and there has been a documentary as well as several books about
him. Part of the problem was mismanagement and incompetent marketing of his
music and career and part of the problem was the singer/songwriters
drug problems. The altercation was supposedly about his latest album and
problems with its release and being over budget as the mogul ran the label
the singer/songwriter recorded for. In retrospect, many consider this record
the singer/songwriters finest achievement and a masterpiece. This is
only partly true. The singer/songwriter was also angry about the moguls
interest in his young son asking him if he would be interested in child acting
etc. The singer/songwriter had heard the stories which existed even then
and he ended up both yelling at and slapping around the mogul. He changed
labels right after that.
Gene
Clark (son Kai)/David Geffen
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#5**
This national news host who makes news almost as much as appearing on it
has an interesting past. There was of course the way she supported herself
through school and how later in life those same men assisted her when she
needed work or a tip for a breaking story. There were the sex clubs she belonged
to with her former significant other. There are the stories she is compiling
now for what she says will be a very high profile tell all she wants to complete
within the next few years after the current chapter in her life plays out.
My guess is it will come out just prior to the 2020 elections.
Kimberly
Guilfoyle (former significant other: Gavin Newsom) (current significant other:
Donald Trump Jr.)
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#6**
Someone who will probably run for President in 2020, or at least test the
waters would probably have a much better chance of success if they were able
to talk about their James/Jane Bond like military record. Apparently what
seems like a boring ho hum military job was actually something you could
write movies and spy novels about, but that no one is allowed to discuss.
Tulsi
Gabbard;
Tammy
Duckworth;
Kristin
Beck
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#7**
This recent former candidate for President has been in the background saying
he wants to run again. Some of the people in power want to make sure that
doesn't happen again and have been reminding people about the lifestyle he
used to live back in the day and cost him big time before. He tried to change
that narrative with some personal moves shortly thereafter, but he is being
subtly warned it will all come out again for a new generation to hear if
he proceeds.
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#8**
A Birdie Blind Item: You can imagine what the tour bus would hide in the
secret compartments: You'll know him as the bassist of a permanent A list
band. But being a good libertarian from an early age, he always had this
other hustle - the same one, in fact, as the legendary franchise character
(whose own movie recently flopped). Back in grade school, it was any kind
of contraband: micronauts, 8 tracks, gum. Nowadays, it's something else:
a product that's only recently been relegated to black market status in the
city that made him famous.
Bassist: Krist Novoselic ("Nirvana")
Franchise character: Han Solo AND Superfly
Activity:
smuggling
(Solo) plastic straws into Seattle so people can snort cocaine
(Superfly)
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#9**
Reader Blind Item: This 1950s rocker whose career was almost completely
derailed by scandal early on has been accused in print of murdering one of
his wives. The truth is he actually killed two of his wives but the authorities
in the rural area he lives in are too in his pocket to do anything.
Jerry
Lee Lewis (fourth marriage, to Jaren Elizabeth Gunn Pate drowned in a swimming
pool at the home of a friend with whom she was staying) (fifth marriage,
to Shawn Stephens died of an overdose)
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#10**
Reader Blind Item: A tale of three deceased writers. The first is not really
a blind item as it received full coverage by the media. This writer wrote
on a particular time in American history and the migratory experience of
the Americans in her day. Her books have been used in schools and inspired
a very popular TV show that had several spin-offs. Her name was recently
removed from an award due to her depiction, which was in keeping with the
times in which she lived, of certain ethnic groups.
Laura
Ingalls Wilder ("Little House on the Prairie") (The Association of Library
Services for Children removed her name from award for racial
insensitivity)
The second writer has had his name recently removed from a room within a public library in the Northeastern city he was from. This writer wrote fiction of a specific genre, primarily short stories, and he died at a young age. He was very influential in his genre as he created a whole structured mythos. However, he was also a big believer in white supremacy and was deeply xenophobic and anti-immigrant. H.P. Lovecraft
The third was a British writer who recently had a follow-up to an earlier BBC documentary show on his life canceled. This writer wrote many works of literature and felt slighted he didnt win a Nobel Prize. His most famous book which was made into a critically acclaimed and successful movie involves a made-up language and a Dysotopian future. As a young man, he taught English in a British colony where he enjoyed himself with underage prostitutes and wrote about it although The BBC apparently only just noticed that. Anthony Burgess ("A Clockwork Orange")
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know who really is only that
high because of some past life choices all of you know rather than any particular
acting talent was going to be stuck in business class on an international
flight because no free upgrades were available. Enter that married businessman
she has seen for years and she used his credit card number to pay for a first
class upgrade.
Katie
Holmes
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#12**
Reader Blind Item: This permanent A list comic movie actor got his start
on a long running hit network show. He is trying to head off a potentially
career ending scandal which would ruin his good guy image. In college, there
was a sexual assault at the fraternity he was a member of. He was present
and participated in the gang rape of a drunk girl. The girl did file a complaint
but as athletes were among those involved and she was very drunk the university
did not act on her claim. Since then, she has occasionally contacted this
comedian/actor and he has paid her money to keep quiet. Now in the wake of
MeToo, she feel empowered and has contacted a famous female attorney who
specializes in these types of cases. The actor is trying to negotiate a deal
so she doesnt go public.
Adam
Sandler (Tau Epsilon Phi/New York University); Will Ferrell (Delta Tau
Delta/University of Southern California)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#13**
Reader Blind Item: This classy actor not from America had a long and varied
career in everything from Shakespeare to period pieces to horror movies to
a key role in a past superhero franchise. Despite all this, he did not receive
many honours or awards during his lifetime in his home country. His family
members think this may be due to the fact he was a conscientious objector
during World War II. They are planning to remedy this by launching an annual
film festival bearing his name.
Michael
Gough (Alfred Pennyworth in all four films of the Tim Burton/Joel Schumacher
"Batman" series)
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#14**
It looks like this former B+ list mostly television actor all of you know
could be in big trouble. The actor, who most of you know from an iconic show
is in trouble for some activities he participated in when he was working
with this former A+ list mostly television actor from a big acting family.
Apparently the lower on the list actor got caught up in hiding some USB drives
for the actor which contained child porn.
Brian
Austin Green ("Beverly Hills, 90210")/Charlie Sheen
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#15**
Reader Blind Item: This action/adventure TV show with immediately recognizable
title theme music also had a short lived reboot in a later decade and currently
has a movie franchise bearing its name featuring a permanent A list actor
which has been disowned by the original cast and creators. An interesting
fact about the original show. The set was often visited by representatives
of various intelligence agencies who were fascinated by the gadgets and twisty
plots. Whether or not they actually tried to use them in the field is not
known. "Mission Impossible"
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#16**
This genre director is B- list but rising thanks to the critical acclaim
of his first two films and the fact he got big stars cast in them (including
a back in the day child actor turned permanent A list action icon in the
first, and a former A list mostly movie actor better known for comedies in
his second.) All he needs is the right hit movie, and he'll get to bridge
that gap to A list. Of course, that might not happen if word gets out about
what he believes in before his next film comes out. There's a reason he cast
that disgraced former A+ list actor everyone thinks is foreign born but
technically not in that next film. During the festival run of a film the
director wrote but didn't direct (a reboot of a back in the day horror franchise
that is legendary by direct to video standards) whispers started leaking
that the director is a white supremacist.
Director:
S. Craig Zahler
First 2 movies: ("Bone Tomahawk"/Kurt Russell) ("Brawl in Cell Block 99"/Vince
Vaughn)
New film: ("Dragged Across Concrete")/Mel Gibson
Reboot: "Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich"
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#17**
This famous and horrific crime has an anniversary next year and is due to
be the subject of yet another movie, this one a big budget production by
an A list director. The facts are well known except for one niggling detail
that a couple of the original investigators who are still alive are hoping
will one day be cleared up. The complete list of who was present did not
include this significant other of one of the victims. He was supposed to
be on set in Europe. However, a source who was present reports seeing him
at the crime scene that night. Considering all the awful but unrelated things
reported about this person over the years, this at least warrants an
investigation.
Crime:
Manson murders (50th anniversary August 9, 2019)
Movie: "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood"
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Significant other of one victim: Roman Polanski (Sharon Tate)
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#18**
This entertainment based company is doing everything they can to protect
their big investors and screw over the newcomers. If their plan is approved,
and they follow through, it is just about protecting people who made the
idiot decision to invest in the loser of a company which I told everyone
was a loser from the day they announced their ridiculous idea. Many people
joined with me, but most of them jumped on board the company's train when
the company bought them off with shares in the company or special events
or otherwise kissed their butts.
"Moviepass"
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#19**
This permanent A list singer/actress who is permanently A list in each separate
category has been selling things off. Some have speculated it is because
she needs the money for her retirement years. Nope. She is selling them off
because she is being pressured/abused by someone (B- list celebrity) people
think is a friend. He has walled her off from her longest known friends and
restricts her access to social media and phone calls and emails. He doesn't
make the kind of money he used to, so has her sell things and then says he
is going to "invest" the money.
Liza
Minnelli/Michael Feinstein
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#20**
Bought And Dumped - The Whole Story: I thought about writing more about this
foreign born former A list musician who was famous for buying tweens and
teens from their parents to be used by him for a few weeks or months before
he would sell them to other musicians or roadies and move on to the next,
but I really hate that he is not in jail and when I write too much about
him, I get really angry and think about all those female tweens and teens
he raped for decades. His long time group mates didn't even care until he
tried to rape their underage groupies and then he was gone. He is a sick
f**k and takes delight in the fact he got away with it for so long. So, no,
this is not about him, it is about someone else who likes to play the victim
card even though he is the one at fault. I don't know what lawyer all these
musicians and singers were using back in the day, but the ones in the States
found a nice easy way to buy tweens and teens directly from their parents
who loved having cash in their pocket and I guess decided if their kids were
going to run away, they might as well get a few bucks for them first. Can
you imagine some guy coming up to you right now and offering to buy your
underage daughter and gladly going through some legal mumbo jumbo so it all
look on the up and up. It happened more often than you think just three or
four decades ago. This blind is about a permanent A list singer. A lot has
been written about him and some has been written about this situation, but
only told from his perspective, and not the perspective of the true victim.
Somehow, our A lister would have you believe he is the victim. You know,
that he was not raping some underage teen on a daily basis that he bought
from her parents. He would have you believe that she was happy to be with
him on a daily basis and that she loved when he would stay up snorting coke
for days on end and shoving her out of the way so he could have sex with
other underage teens and women that wanted to have sex with him. When she
got pregnant, he knew it would put a damper on his party life. There are
some that say he tried to kill her when she got pregnant, just so he could
keep on partying. I don't know if he was actually trying to kill her or if
it was really a freebasing accident. Whatever it was, she felt scared enough
that she was willing to do the previous unthinkable which was to terminate
the pregnancy. Our singer likes to say he was devastated. Screw that. He
already had someone else pregnant who liked to party with him and the singer
did lines of coke during the abortion. This guy has always only thought of
himself. Just because he is famous, people make excuses for him. They make
excuses for that permanent A lister who is in a group right now that is still
A list and the time he raped a girl who was barely even a teen. He raped
her multiple times, but people just keep fawning over the guy and blame it
on the rock star lifestyle.
Bill
Wyman/Steven Tyler/Anthony Kiedis
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#1**
This writer abandoned ship in the surge of metoo. His current crew doesnt
know how he groomed aspiring young actors and filmmakers for indecent proposals
and worse from his old boss. They think hes a helluva nice guy.
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#2**
Don't believe the hype. This former A list mostly movie actress who probably
has dropped to A- or maybe even a B+ list because she doesn't act as much,
loves social media. She just doesn't want the public, or her actor husband
that she has it, especially since she uses some of her secret accounts to
make sure he is being relatively faithful.
Mila
Kunis/Ashton Kutcher
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#3**
That A- list reality star must have a different definition of sobriety than
most people.
Luann
de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City") (and ten days later checked
into rehab again)
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#4**
Reader Blind Item: This maverick politician who is the second generation
in his family to be in politics wears a very noticeable and joked about
hairpiece. He is thinking of removing it and going natural as this might
lend a sense of authenticity if he chooses to run again for that very high
office.
Rand
Paul (Junior United States Senator from Kentucky)
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#5**
Reader Blind Item: This comedic actor who died relatively young is most famous
for being the title character in a popular sitcom from the early days of
television. He is also known for his lifelong friendship starting in childhood
with this iconic permanently A list multiple Oscar winning actor. It was
rumored that they were lovers. He had a particular kink he liked to
have sex with very heavy women and was known to seek out obese ladies of
the evening. What is funny about this is the comedic actor had a small, mousy
build which was part of his shtick.
Wally
Cox ("Mister Peepers")/Marlon Brando
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#6**
Yes, a lot of celebrities recently turned down an invite to a life event.
It was not because of who was the subject of the invitation, but rather the
full court press from family members for jobs from the celebrities and requests
for money that would have been overwhelming.
Joe
Jackson's funeral
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#7**
This celebrity CEO lied to the public a couple months back when he claimed
his #2 guy, who ran the manufacturing operation, was just taking a leave
to spend more time with his family. Yesterday he finally had to admit the
guy left the company for good. Just another item in a long list of securities
fraud charges he will see from the Feds. The celebrity CEOs company
is so strapped for cash, it doesnt have the standard spare parts inventory
ready for car owners. If you get into an accident, it can take months to
get your new parts.
Elon
Musk/Doug Field ("Tesla")
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#8**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Another one on the d/l but do you want to hear
something crazy? More specifically, do you remember how in one of those early
dancing boy blinds - "the Long Shadow of Abuse" - I was a kind of child lab
rat, subjected to medical procedures on camera? Well, all that will be the
subject of a short (connected to one of the most straight up serious features
in the franchise: a full-blown tragedy, my "Chinatown" or Gatsby about a
fading teen idol) called "Pool Dreams." I'm contacted in the present day
by a female FBI agent, as an internet face recognition search turns up a
match between one of my childhood pictures on social media, and a certain
image found among a cache of illicit pictures during a raid on a man's home.
It all has to do with repressed and recovered memories, and a new understanding
of the past. What does my shrink recommend? A certain medical procedure,
administered under sedation and involving electricity, with kind of a
bad/undeserved reputation (largely because it was often done without the
person's consent back in the day, and in some cases even without sedation).
The idea is I'll be filmed actually undergoing and waking up from the procedure.
(I don't know if it will be the first but it won't be the last insane thing
I would never, ever ask anyone else to do but rush to write myself into the
script doing/having done to myself.)
"Pool
Dreams"
(Electroconvulsive
therapy)
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#9**
The B-/C+ list celebrity offspring/part-time reality star of this A- list
reality star is not even being subtle about her pay for play at this point.
Delilah
Hamlin (Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin)
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#10**
Reader Blind Item: This now retired used to be very powerful politician and
party leader had a strange accident a few years ago that he attributed to
a certain malfunction. The extent of the injuries was quite severe. The truth
was he did take a fall and it did involve a malfunction, but the malfunction
involved a mistake in his autoerotic asphyxiation practices.
Harry
Reid (United States Senator from Nevada from 1987 to 2017) (exercising with
elastic band when it snapped)
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#11**
Reader Blind Item: This late comedic actor started on Broadway but is most
well known for his distinctive speaking style and for his appearances on
Saturday morning live action kids TV shows and afternoon game shows. When
this comedic actor received fan mail from male fans, he responded with requests
for nude photos.
Charles
Nelson Reilly
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#12**
Our favorite Madam is apparently feeling the sting of rejection because,
although her business is doing great, no one is actually interested in being
with our Madam. They all want her employees. One issue she is having is that
the clients are throwing cash at her employees to not go back to the Madam
and it is working. This is something she is hoping to rectify before one
of her biggest celebrity nights of the year coming up very soon.
Farrah
Abraham (2018 MTV Video Music Awards)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#13**
It would have been too suspicious to have this person end up dead in a jail.
Look for this family member of a mass murderer to end up dead within the
next few weeks. No one wants him talking about where he got his child porn.
Bruce
Paddock, the brother of Stephen Paddock responsible for Las Vegas
massacre
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#14**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress/fan of wire transfers from
dictators found a woman to set her dad up with for her dad's birthday.
Rita
Ora
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#15**
This foreign born former B+ list singer turned B- list recovering addict/singer
had to borrow money to attend an event outside her home country. She is hoping
the exposure will make her some money.
Lily
Allen (Chanel Haute Couture show in Paris)
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#16**
She Got Married: It wasn't Vegas and maybe it won't be legal back here in
the States, but our favorite former tweener turned A- list bad
singer/actress/substance abuser hooked up with a billionaire who basically
wanted a "personal performance" and paid her $500K for that performance has
been inseparable from him since. He has several children and at least two
former wives, but apparently knows how to throw a party. He has been showering
her in presents and coke and private jets flights back and forth in between
her pretty full commitments for the next six weeks. The two met last month
and a week after meeting had a civil ceremony. Apparently the plan is to
take things public when she goes back to Europe for press for her new movie.
People have never seen her more happy.
Selena
Gomez ("Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation")
52. TAMARA
TATTLES 07/03
This reality show pair has cut ties again. This time they have been apart
for just over a month. Hes still paying her expenses though and they
are trying to keep up appearances for the time being. A few months ago, he
got into a bit of hot water. He hired a crisis management team and PI firm.
The crisis managers refuse to take the job if he didnt hand over his
social media passwords. He did and has not posted on his social media since
sources tell Tamara Tattles. Meanwhile, the crisis manager changed all the
passwords and started posting photos of his children, him going to church,
him with his father and with his mother, and some random dying kid with a
go fund me. I mean that is not obvious at all. Her social media has become
increasingly erratic during this time and it seems like lots of his vitriol
toward those he feels have betrayed him is coming out on the social media.
At the very least he seems to be directing the narrative on her accounts
at times. The crisis manager(s) are aware of this and becoming increasingly
frustrated. Shes being paid to provide someone to point to as a long-term
relationship, but a recent erratic spewing of vitriol over the course of
multiple days is damaging that plan as well. She doesnt really care,
shell be paid anyway. Allegedly, she has a sex tape that she is using
as her ace in the hole to avoid working. That will work until the multiple
police investigations are resolved. There is more, but for now I will leave
you with news about the shady PI. He has a history with the male antagonist
of this blind. Allegedly, he was previously hired to follow and collect intel
on people the male subject previously had contentious relationships with.
Sources tell TamaraTattles that his methodology is less than ethical and
could cause even more problems than he is trying to solve. But the real kicker?
Many years ago, the male subject of this blind left a woman at the altar.
That woman is married to the shady PI. I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY
THIS, BUT DO NOT SPECULATE ON NAMES OF THE PI OR THE WOMAN LEFT AT THE ALTAR.
THEY DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THE PUBLIC SCRUTINY OF A REALITY SHOW! Thomas
Ravenel/Ashley Jacobs ("Southern Charm")
53. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 07/04
A reality TV girlfriend desperately wants to marry her leading man
but wants zero to do with his kids. The woman is dying for the reality dad
to put a ring on it but when they started dating, she deliberately
avoided all interaction with his young children. The gal feels that his kids
are difficult and manipulative, and would rather have her own children instead.
The reality dad is disturbed by the womans apathy, and knows that she
will never be an acceptable stepmother, so he keeps his children FAR away
from said woman. The woman fakes devotion for the masses, but the reality
dad knows that its all for show. Their love story is fixin to
go south and their days as a couple are numbered. Blind Item
Name the reality star, the girlfriend, and reality show.
Reality star: Thomas Ravenal
The girlfriend: Ashley Jacobs
Reality show: "Southern Charm"
54.
MEDIATAKEOUT
07/05
MT News just got some SCORCHING hot tea, about one of the biggest couples
in Hollywood. According to a celeb insider - the couple got a secret divorce.
We're told that they should be an official announcement in the next year
or so. [Popular couple] went through marriage counseling and tried to save
their marriage and repair the problems [Male Celeb's] infidelity caused.
Post counseling [Male Celeb] did not change his ways and [Wife] is tired
and wanted out but didn't want the public backlash since they are Black marriage
royalty. They no longer say they are married and uses the "life partner"
title as a way to distract from the truth that they're really no longer legally
together. They share children so they will be in each others lives forever
but [male celebrity] is dating other women and will continue to be seen publicly
with women because legally he's a single man. The show has really been
therapeutic for [wife] and she was really emotional over the segment she
did with [An ex] because she now feels the pain that[The ex] felt when [Wife]
was hell bent on taking her husband. Karma is a bitch and although[The Ex]
kept it classy with [Wife], she laughed her ass off behind closed doors and
mentioned how everything that glitters isn't gold. [Male celebrity] only
married [Wife] because she was pregnant, she was 3 months at the time of
their wedding. All the we were so happy in love stuff was all a lie and it's
why [Male celebrity] has continued to carry on affairs throughout their marriage
because [Wife] never truly made him happy.
Male
Celeb: Will Smith
Wife: Jada Pinkett Smith
The Ex: Sheree Zampino
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#1**
For the first time ever, the momager of all momagers got one of the suckers
to actually appear on camera. This way, there can actually be a story line
for the upcoming season of this reality show that features the perpetually
single reality star with someone she can call her boyfriend. Interesting
how all of this is playing out in front of the cameras and the breakup will
also happen this upcoming season too. Apparently there is some bar in Hoboken
which is going to be the setting of the breakup. That seems kind of ridiculous.
Kris
Jenner/Kendall Jenner/Ben Simmons ("Keeping Up With the
Kardashians")
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#2**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and a permanent chain smoker didn't even make an effort when it came to hooking
up with women this past week. They had to come to him while he was at a pool
and had to make all the moves. He then would take them in his cabana and
let them do all the work again. Interesting side note is that he actually
asked them if they were doing any yachting this summer. The term has made
it into the lexicon.
Sean
Penn
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#3**
This foreign born internet famous YouTube family who are really popular in
their home country are about to be awash in reports of inappropriate behavior
not just with what has been reported, but also from two neighbor underage
teens and from within their own house too.
Chris
Ingham
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#4**
Dear tabloids,
Just because a closeted A- list mostly movie actor with multiple movie franchises
is holding hands with a woman, does not confirm a romance. It confirms that
someone called to make sure it looked like a romance and that ONE pap got
an excellent photo. Remarkable how that ONE pap knew when and where to be
and that little handshake after with the actor sliding him a cash tip.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Chris
Pine/Annabelle Wallis
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#5**
It is not just the calling out by this A list producer of this foreign born
A list rapper and her continued drug use after being given many opportunities
to stop, it looks like she is going to be barred from working with a bunch
of people unless she kicks the habit. It is really easy to lose your traction
and be swallowed up by someone new coming on to the scene. She should take
this seriously.
Joe
Budden/Nicki Minaj (yes I was watching the British Oppen this
morning)
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#6**
An owner of a decor store is probably wishing he never opened the door to
this A list writer who used to be an A+ list mostly television actress. She
has worked on multiple hit network shows and also done hit movies/horrible
movies and theatre. Apparently she is not the nicest person to work with
on home decor and the owner of the store says that if she had been his first
customer, she would have been his last and he would have given up in the
business. She would yell at him and his employees and reminded everyone all
of the time that she is a star and they were working for her. Just awful.
Tina
Fey
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#7**
In the how diva can you be award category, this A list talk show host who
is probably permanently A at this point and as an entertainer too wins for
today. Our talk show host had their assistant ship the talk show host's mattress
to a city where the talk show host was going to be performing for almost
a week. One night or less, the talk show host can manage. Otherwise, the
mattress is getting shipped.
Ellen
DeGeneres
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#8**
This foreign born A/A- list director all of you know, or at least all of
you know his work has been accused as of late of some very bad behavior towards
women, up to and including sexual assault. Apparently when one of my friends
who has been in one of his movies confronted him about the way he made her
land a part in one of his movies, but not in a pseudo sequel to it he told
her it was because he could tell she wasn't trying in bed and that maybe
she should fight more. He then tried to sexually assault her. I mean this
is after the allegations against him so I guess he doesn't care.
Luc
Besson
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06
**Elegant Degradation A Himmmm Blind Item Story**
PART
ONE
(NOTE: This is a very long blind item story. Feel free to bookmark/save it,
or skip it if you're not into TL/DR you were warned. This is Himmmm-4's
story, but really an origin story for us. The memory of this event comes
from all four of us; blended into one narrative by "our scribe" Himmmm-1
for you. This is the final installment of our series chronicling the lives
of the friends who constitute Himmmm. When reading this story: Himmmm-1
aka BOSS aka the scribe/main-Twit; while H2 aka the movie
writer-director/co-Twit. New to THIS series (but not to longtime
friends/followers) is H3 aka record producer; and H4 an actor.
Thank you for all of the love, laughs, warmth, and friendship you've shown
to us. Thank you, Enty, for your endless hours of hard work and lifetimes
of friendship. You're all welcome to feel free to be friends with us on Twitter.
Except for you there in the back with that unidentified lip fungus. That's
just nasty. Get that checked first, THEN we'll be friends. Although today's
story does have celebs in it, this is not a big mystery to unravel. It's
about sharing a human story that is very special and crazy. Real life usually
is. So, for you our friends here at Crazy Days and Nights we share
THE last collective memory of OUR crazy night/day/night). They said to close
my eyes, and not to open them no matter how bad it got. I agreed. And it
got very bad. One voice in particular though was instantly recognizable
a gruff, hoarse voice. It was usually heard at bowel-shaking levels, blowing
the roof off of coliseums and clubs: "
Happy Birthday you gigantic spoiled
baby
HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY TO YOU!!!". The applause and cheers and whistles
erupted. With that voice. It was the unmistakable voice of the one and only
Lemmy. As I was granted permission to open my eyes I was stunned.
There was the man himself, hovering right over our dinner booth. Hat and
all, the unflinching Mr. Kilmeister. "LEMMY!" I yelled. He just beamed with
pride. "Of course 'ya had to open your eyes or else you'd have fuc%in' guessed
Sinatra right?", and the entire room roared. I looked seated next to me in
the semi-circular booth at my good friend Doc and just knew it was the happiest
birthday celebration I'd known in many years. What I didn't know was that
it was nearly the last for both of us. 8PM on Mon., 15 of July 1996: RAINBOW
BAR & GRILL HOLLYWOOD, CA. There are few better places on Sunset
Blvd. to celebrate a birthday than the legendary
Rainbow
Bar & Grill. The place has been ground zero for Rock and Roll,
and rockers, for decades. Best of all, it was "home office" for Lemmy
the legendary front man for Motorhead. On any given night when not on tour,
Lemmy was a fixture at the end of the bar, playing video poker machines or
holding court with new and old friends. The booths in the Rainbow had brass
plaques above each, to advise newbies of standing reservations for legendary
rockers or music industry titans. On this night the night of my 27th
birthday party, we were seated in a booth affixed with the name of someone
I knew well: Ahmet Ertegun of Atlantic Records. I am Himmmm 1, aka H1,
aka "scribe", and I had spent most of my life/career behind the scenes in
the entertainment industry. I'd been happily dragged there this night
by Himmmm 4, aka H4, also known as Doc. Although older than myself, he and
I had been friends for most of our grown up lives (and grown up is a very
flexible term). Doc is an A+list actor, had grown up in the movie
business; and found success as easily as making friends, partying, or
shuffling through girls all of his life. Both of our families had been in
the entertainment industry in Hollywood and New York. Even by that point,
both Doc and I had seen most sides of the industry: the good, the bad, the
nasty
and the incomprehensibly tragic. We'd also cultivated certain
"vices" that were common in the industry over those years too. Specifically,
alcohol and drugs. Non-specific were the types. It all usually depended on
what was around marijuana, X, cocaine, heroin, or whatever. I was
more of a pot-smoking, alcohol-drinking, blow of coke type who could take
it or leave it at that point. But too many nights running with Doc and I
began to find myself "taking it" far more often than "leaving it". When it
began to be a salve to soothe my emotional scars is when I began to cut myself
back. Poor Doc though he honestly had a steady diet of "everything"
anywhere in sight. His sense of moderation was based on his money resources.
He was inching very close into Hunter S. Thompson levels of abuse. Somehow
between his talents and charisma he always kept it cool out front. At that
time and era we were all too concerned with our own individual chemicals
than to care for friends, or anyone else. Because
Hollywood.
PART
TWO
With us at the Rainbow was another close friend of mine named Ben, aka Himmmm
3, or H3. Ben was a writer-director-producer of movies and was just starting
to rapidly gain acclaim. In fact, several of his indie projects had landed
him his coveted first studio film which he was slated to begin shooting very
soon. Growing up in Los Angeles with a father as an actor Ben was
a happy-go-lucky guy, with a touch of genius. Rounding out our group of friends
was a music producer/engineer named Duke, aka Himmmm 2, aka H2. He
too had grown up inside the industry, specifically the music industry as
his father was a legendary record executive/producer/manager. Duke originally
hailed from the eastern U.S., and he also happened to be a cousin of mine
and a life-long friend. He was about the size of a Miami Dolphins' Tight
End, but a gentle giant. It wasn't just my birthday that brought Lemmy and
others over to our booth, but probably the beautiful females who had joined
us to celebrate. Among those was a former child actress named Gillian,
whom you'd probably call B-list in her heyday. Still acting at present,
and still beautiful she'd probably be considered C+ list now. That
night she was as gorgeous as she was brilliant and she and I had re-kindled
a long-lost teen flirtation. Another smart beauty in our party was Jessica,
who worked at the William Morris Agency. Jess was another cousin of mine,
and she helped keep me in line. (Or tried to anyway). Jess had brought along
a guest for the evening, Sara. This lady was like a vault of walking Blind
Items. She was a beautiful young CPA at a top business-management firm. She
was secretly dating a man who was 30+ years her senior. He was an A+list
songwriter who'd written some of the 70s most iconic songs (alongside a Rock
Hall of Fame group with which he was associated). On the sly from him, Sara
also dated a legendary A+list movie writer-director known for his odd
proclivities and his weed habit which Sara revealed he was always trying
to write off as a business expense. At our gathering that night at the Rainbow,
Jess and Sara seemed to be having the most fun of anyone, teasing and torturing
poor Lemmy. Contrary to published notions of most metal legends, Lemmy was
a perfect gentleman there. But even I had to warn the ladies with that biblical
proverb: "You mess with the bull and you'll get the horns." During Round
#455 of drinks, Sara just so happened to remember that she'd brought my gift
with her. "Oh, you didn't have to do that", I said. "I didn't", she said.
"I was on my way over here from the office and ran into JN, (a former
Playboy Playmate). She dropped it off to give to you from her and her
husband." Now that was truly sweet. JN's hubby was a Cartier executive.
Sara said, "But I brought it to you so that much counts at least". Uh, thanks?
I opened up the bag and found a nice Cartier pouch. Jessica's first words:
"Ooh! Me! Me, me, gimme!". I opened it up and inside was a stunning gold
and diamond cross necklace. A very LARGE necklace, with seven very perfect
diamonds in it. The note read: "May this forever bring you a lifetime of
blessings. Love C-J". Holding it up to the light was truly brilliant. Doc
then said, "Good God do you think that's real?". I just laughed and
told him I didn't think a Cartier exec gifted too much cubic zirconium. Which
despite laughs, lead into Duke asking what it was worth, and Sara
settling the matter by appraising it for five-digits. All pointless because
I'd never part with it for any reason, ever. An overwhelming gift of generosity
and beauty, from two extraordinary friends of mine. The crowd in the Rainbow
got thicker, and we all got more spirited. Doc and I stepped outside a few
moments. I entrusted no one but Lemmy with that necklace since if anyone
dared rip it off of him? They'd lose far more than dollar amounts
they'd lose limbs. Outside in the car Doc and I did some stupid stuff. Since
it was a special occasion? We did it together. And by "together", I mean
that I smoked a joint while watching him smoke heroin. We shared a rail of
cocaine. I appreciated his offering to share his drugs especially
since I'd paid for them with the loan I'd given him earlier. "Happy Birthday,
buddy", he said. "I'm going to get you like a giant brick of Mexican weed,
any day now. Just as soon as you spot me the money to cover it." Really,
that's fine. I'm good. As we floated back inside, we suddenly found ourselves
the center of attention. Everyone was having a great time dancing, eating,
flirting, and singing. In what had been a long-standing tradition among us
friends for years, we always did a "Birthday Crawl" for my special day. Not
unlike a pub crawl, it is where we bounce from place to place drinking and
partying over the period of around a day (or longer) until I've had enough
and swear off birthday's forever. Well, not birthdays but
the parties
anyway. A movable feast that usually results in famine. This year we decided
to do the Rainbow, followed by The Whisky, followed by the "real" day-long
party at a Los Angeles-area motel. Since we had in mind just such
a long-established "home away from home" over in Burbank? We spread the word.
Sadly, in was Summer in Hollywood June exactly, which meant most people
were on vacation. As the drinking and cavorting continued up to midnight
at the Rainbow, we were informed it was time to stagger down the street for
"Round Two". Our friends headed to The Whisky-A-Go-Go (aka The Whisky) first,
for the first set of the rock show. It was one of those alt-rock showcase
nights with multiple bands playing. Bidding our goodbyes and thanks, we stumbled
down the Sunset Strip sidewalk's short distance from Rainbow to Whisky. We
wrangled everyone we knew to join in our little party led by the giant
Duke.
PART
THREE
12AM on Tues., 16 of July 1996: THE WHISKY HOLLYWOOD, CA.
We had cell phones (and interwebs too!) back in those ancient days; neither
of which worked very well or consistently. Through the invention of the "land
line" phone some 100+ years before, we still managed to keep in touch. Luckily,
Duke had called ahead and we had friends waiting for us up the street. A
quick knock on the load-in doors (and knowing the management) allowed us
to avoid the main doors. Inside the hallowed/stained walls of the nightclub,
we ran into more friends, actors, actresses, and musicians. There were also
lots and lots of very attractive models. All of whom Doc was sure to tell
"it's my Birthday", while pointing to himself. Amazingly enough, Doc had
been married for a couple of years by now. I'd never seen him cheat, ever
but he was the Michael Jordan of world class flirts. There was a very
aggressive young lady who was hanging all over Doc like a drunken prom date,
much to Ben's hilariously-constant laughter. She was very short, very young,
and very talkative about Doc's celebrity career. None of which interested
my friend in the least. I think it was Ben who said she looked like the mix
of Steve Guttenberg and Wallace Shawn. In hindsight, we were so messed up
that the girl may actually have been Wallace Shawn. Rock groups came on,
played, and moved through their sets. One after the other. Meanwhile, Duke
kept chatting up a very disinterested lady with lots and lots of hair. I
told Doc that Duke should definitely invite her to the motel. Doc smiled.
"She looks like Doug Henning. You know, the poodle that does magic tricks."
I told him to behave. He didn't. "I once knew a trick that did magic poodles."
Just stop, Doc. Really. Stop. As the last band was blasting through a Ramones
cover, we saw it was now almost 2AM. I grabbed Duke and told he and Ben it
was time to head to "the Annex to party". Duke's eyes got huge: "You mean
THE Annex?". Yes. Ben was trying to convince the magic poodle to join us.
Doc just yanked Duke away, very hyper, dragging him through the crowd. Much
to the crowd's dismay. Duke yanked free, and stepping through the hallway
he began to vent his spleen at me, Ben, Jess, Sara, and everyone
around
except Doc (who had somehow slipped off through the mob). "I'm
sick of that shit man! I know it's your birthday and everything but he has
to cool it. Why's he gotta be such a dick every time we go anywhere? And
he gets so fu%&d up? I was talking to that girl and he had to be a dick!
Just 'cause he's the big hot-shot??". I was trying to keep Duke cool, as
our little crowd was easing to the exit doors. The house lights were threatening
to come up inside and that's a harsh light in which nobody In L.A. ever wants
to be seen. As we half-stepped out, Duke ranted: "It's like I swear, every
single time we go out; people always point, and shout
" With flawless
timing, Doc walks up totally out of nowhere, deadpan - he sings: "
there
goes John-Jacob-Jingleheimer-Schmitt. Nah-Nah-Nah-nah-na-na!". Jessica and
Ben EXPLODE in cackling laughter, as does everybody around us. Except poor
Duke who just seethes at Doc. Trying to remain sincere, I fight back
the chuckle. "It's okay buddy, he means well." Hopeless, I too start laughing.
Thankfully, Duke also breaks down, and we're all enjoying it, heading back
out to the Sunset Strip crowd on a beautiful July birthday night.
PART
FOUR
We all huddled together, rounding the corner to the big main entrance. The
first person I see coming out of the main doors is an icon I instantly recognize.
Together with two other "actors" they are making their way through the crowd.
Past the throngs milling around the long rope line stretching down the walk.
There together standing on the sidewalk, they were a trio of acting/celebrity
legends which truly made for strange bedfellows. The trio included an aging,
legendary male porn Actor JL; whose career was rivaled only by his handsome
looks and actual acting talent. Beside of him was the unmistakably
gorgeous, still-breathtaking Platinum Princess of Porn, MM. Seeing her
that night? Her physical attributes had only thrived in the decades since
making her mark as one of porn's first and most legendary beauties. Rounding
out this...trio...was a truly odd-placed celebrity whom no human would EVER
place in the same sentence with either of the two aforementioned celebs.
It was GG, an, A+list, comedy actress; (possibly known more in recent
years as an A+list television host more than any of her prior habits anyway).
Those two different-style actresses were roommates living together for many
years in Hollywood, even after finding success. On that night, their affable
male escort seemed happy to just be along for the show. Ben had availed himself
of meeting MM while doing some writing research in the past; and was duly
geeked-out seeing her outside the club. As most guys were. Having known her
a long while myself, I stopped to exchange hugs, kisses, and handshakes there.
I got to meet the comedy actress who was a friend of Doc and I got
great birthday wishes as she led EV-ERY-ONE within blocks in another rendition
of "Happy Birthday" to me. I invited the trio to our motel party but they
had plans elsewhere. We hugged goodbye and thanks
until I realized we
were being drowned out by the LOUD intoxicated cursings of an obnoxious idiot.
It was MO, an A+list Italian fashion mogul; his bodyguard; and two
European wannabe-models (who looked barely old enough to drive). That mogul
was known as much for his offensive personal behavior as he was for the outsized
wealth his labels brought him alongside his family member/business partner.
It was nothing for them to bribe, buy, or bully their way into or out of
anything they desired. But if none of that worked? He would happily harass,
abuse, threaten, or rape models and others. It was anyone's guess as to how
many lives he ruined. I noticed MM, the porn princess, recoil and turn her
back rolling her eyes as she stepped closer to Duke and myself. Then
the fashion mogul spoke: "Well, you can take the girl out of the trash but
never take the trash out of the girl right?" Laughing at himself, he turned
to the black actress: "Are you two dykes now, huh? Because that's a movie
I WOULD pay to see! You can do the golden showers on each other!" He began
to laugh at his own stupid, disgusting jokes. "Call it Gold, Ebony,
and Ivory". As quick-witted as GG the comedy actress is known for being with
her comebacks - even she didn't have time to get a word out. Because before
the smirk could melt from the Colgate-white smile of "Il Douche'"...several
of his pearly chicklets were on the sidewalk, alongside a puddle of his blood
and ego. The Peroxide Princess had jumped from between me and Duke, and
straight-shot-punched the fashion magnate in the face. I mean punched HARD
too. He just stood there shocked, like the little bitch he was. Just like
his "bodyguard" had too. The comedy actress and our entire crowd -
couldn't catch a breath from either shock or laughing so hard. All while
the male porn actor shook his head in disbelief and pride. He said, "See
why I always ASK nicely before I share bodily fluids with her? Try asking
nicely." The fashion mogul spit blood on the sidewalk, holding his face but
not his anger. "You fu%&ing CU-
" Then Duke stepped forward, as
did JL the porn actor and Sara
all three. Mr. Mogul just stopped, as
did his associate. They realized that was the end of it. The porn actress
had circled behind me, and had her arms wrapped around me, hugging my waist.
All six-foot-two inches of Duke said: "Best thing all of YOU can do? Just
call it a night." They did, tucked-tail, and walked away. The comedy actress
and porn queen both howled and laughed. "Thank you ALL so MUCH!", said MM.
"Several years ago he tried to rape me, forced me to
", and she stopped.
GG just hugged her, and told her to forget it all. After more hugs and much
love, they melted back into the nearby mob all streaming inside. It was then
we realized Doc had vanished. Totally. Sara said he'd mumbled about needing
to call his wife, but Ben said he'd left to go get me a birthday present.
We all laughed, because Doc never ever- ever had any money. But it
was nice to know that beneath his permanent bankruptcy were good intentions.
Since he knew where we were heading? He'd find us if he wished.
PART
FIVE
3AM -
THE
SAFARI INN MOTEL BURBANK, CA
Located in "beautiful downtown Burbank", is one of the true secrets of the
Los Angeles area. Built in the 1950s, it looks like any one of thousands
of motor inns to dot the landscape of America. Back before interstates and
strip malls. But what makes the Safari so unique is it's art-deco neon sign
and motel design. Still looking like a time capsule, it has been featured
in films and television shows including Apollo 13; CSI; Coach Carter; and
plays a prominent role in the film True Romance (as the motel where James
Gandolfini's mobster hit man nearly beats Patricia Arquette to death).
Many non-L.A. people may assume the motel is in Hollywood proper, near the
strip. In truth, it is located over the hill in Burbank next to Warner
Bros. Studios. (Close to where "Bo Duke" once had a Lamborghini dealership
back in the 1980s. I swear. Only in Burbank would a Dukes of Hazard actor
own a Lamborghini dealership). It isn't just The Safari's location that has
given it the name "The Warner Annex" or "The Annex" over the decades. It
is because of a shared history. One that includes many secret rendezvous;
clandestine business meetings; or even just a home-away for actors, artists,
and executives when working at the studio. Unlike the posh Beverly Hills
Hotel; or the Beverly Wilshire anyone can drive right up to the Safari
Inn and grab an affordable room for the night. Or even (like many hot-sheet
motels) for an hour or two. An entire generation of us who "grew up" as "studio
brats" have carried on the traditions of using the Safari as a place to party
or to host poker games. This includes all four of us original Himmmms. That
pool and deck have also been an inspiration for many screenwriters. Our traveling
party rolled up to the motel in the wee hours, but the party arrived early.
Being on a first-name basis with management was great (but the large
tip/insurance bond was even better). In fact, not a single tourist registered
a complaint that night (because we'd paid to book the entire motel which
in no way was as extravagant as it sounds. In fact, it was Duke's gift to
me to cover the motel cost. Our bar tab was higher than that). Looking like
a leftover from the Sinatra era, we took the "Poker Suite" that Ben and I
had used to host many all-night games. Already rocking was some great DJ
music, drinks, and skinny-dipping from the braver souls. Ben was on the upper
pool deck, explaining to Sara and Jessica about this incredible new film
that just wrapped. It was sort of a teen horror-comedy by Wes Craven and
starring Neve Campbell and Courtney Cox from Friends. It was called "Scary
Movie", but Miramax was looking at other titles like "Afraid", and "Scream".
Craven was currently editing it in post that same night. While Ben drank
and geeked on the girls, my actress friend Gillian and I sat up on the pool
deck, having a "smoke" and relaxing. The more we drank, the more weed I smoked
until I was perfectly in tune with the music playing. Duke had brought this
new CD by our friends' band "The Wallflowers". I coaxed Gillian into a swim
it was technically my birthday so we didn't worry with details
like swimwear. When Jakob Dylan began singing "One Headlight" a perfect
new L.A. anthem, every sense in my body began to warm up at once. Gillian
and I embraced and sort of drifted in the cool water together
letting
in the music as the neon of the big motel sign washed over us. "Happy Birthday,
goofy" she whispered to me with a kiss. "Thanks, goober" I replied. I noticed
her staring for a long time with a sort of silly perma-smile on her face.
When I asked, she said she was just thinking about when we met the first
time. Not even 10 years ago, but a lifetime prior. Several lifetimes prior,
or so it felt. The miles, colleges, relationships, work, fame
all down
stream now. Somehow, we'd re-connected and still felt like kids. "What did
you think back then when you first met me? When we were teenagers, on set
of the night shoots?", she asked. I couldn't believe she asked me that question.
I smiled. "I thought you were the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen. I thought
every night I saw you felt like New Years' Eve just looking at you", I said.
Before I could say another word, she took her finger and put it over my lips
to stop me. She wrapped her legs around me under the water, and leaned close
to kiss me. After a lifetime of soft kisses, growing more passionate, we
never separated for air. There we began making love in the night-time pool
as (the then-new CD) of Dave Matthews' Band's "Crash Into Me" began playing.
We kept time with the music, and each other, my back against the pool wall.
After what seemed like an entire extra year, I noticed most of the party
had moved indoors. "Good", she smiled back to me. I asked her the same question
she had earlier asked me
about her first impression of me all those
many years ago on a film set. She fixed her gaze very serious on me. "I thought
you were the most arrogant guy alive", she laughed. I dunked her.
PART
SIX
So the night and early morning hours continued. I personally drank all the
rum. Ever. In the world. Thankfully, not alone in doing so. Gillian and I
woke up a twisted pile of our own bodies in the bed. I focused my very blurry
eyes to see Ben and a young lady who was not his girlfriend in the next bed.
Wrapping the sheet around me, I zombied over to the door and saw Duke, Jessica,
and several others outside by the pool. I opened the door and was hit with
a blast furnace of a million degree heat. I rapidly closed it back, and vaulted
in the bed. I nudged Gillian awake and asked her if she wanted me to get
her any breakfast? Without even opening an eye, she groggily replied: "It's
afternoon, babe". Damn. Really? Yes, really. Apparently I had already had
breakfast and lunch both. Washed down with Bloody Mary's. Gillian commended
me on my nutrition, but acted startled when I swore to her I could not recall
us taking a shower together in the bathroom there after breakfast. "You're
an Alcoholic
Second step is admitting you have a problem baby", she
said deadpan. "I'm not an alcoholic. I only do this once a year", I replied.
She cocked open a stunning eye at me: "See? Denial? It's first sign of an
alcoholic. I graduated from an Ivy League school, okay sweetie?" I raised
up on my elbow, rubbing my eyes: "Wait so if I deny it? I'm a lush.
But if I admit it I'm still a lush?" She propped her chin on my chest.
"Better stop drinking altogether then", she said. And with a delayed reaction,
I burst out laughing at her. A loud knock at the door, and it was Jessica.
Carrying grocery bags and trailed by Duke. They plopped the food and booze
on the table, and in the fridge. "Annnddd
what was that about alcoholism?",
teased Gillian. "What? Are you saying he's an alcoholic because he lives
his birthday like Senior Beach Week
and he's almost THIRTY??", asked
Jess with a laugh. I yelled: "She said both of you are alcoholics!" Gillian
slapped me. Duke and Jess looked at each other and just shrugged. Ben jumps
up out of bed: "Holly balls! Is it almost supper time??". "No", I said. "It's
just after lunch." With his flawless timing, Doc comes rolling in the room
like a tornado: "Wake up sleepy-heads, it's almost supper time!", and body-flops
on top of me and Gillian. We ALL laughed, except Ben who had flopped back
in his bed. Doc whispers to Gillian: "You know I'd be into the whole
threesome thing right now, but just with you two. Or maybe you and Jess,
and we send him out for ice?", he teased her. "THUD", was the sound of Doc
hitting the floor when I kicked him out of the bed. Gillian laughed, and
disappeared into the bathroom with Jess. I asked Doc about his exploits,
and he says he stayed there with us until breakfast. He said he had to visit
his manager, and just got dropped back off now to keep the party rolling.
Randomly, Ben raises up in bed and tells Duke: "Oh, do what we did last night!
Play 'Outshined"! You know this is where True Romance was shot outside right?".
Doc said: "Really?". With that, Duke played the CD. Doc then he told me and
Duke that he had some people who wanted to come to the party if we could
pick them up. This included an A+list actress that he knew Ben really wanted
to see that night. Ben had run into her just last week on the 20TH Century
Fox studio lot where she was shooting a new film with Daniel-Day Lewis. Ben
said it would be his dream to work with them both on a film or just meet
them. Doc said he'd made all the arrangements for us to get "yummy" takeout
from the Formosa for supper; and that the actress was going to meet him there
in an hour. He said she was "tired of being bored to death by some Beverly
Hills 90210 cast member all afternoon". He said there were tons of "party
favors" aka weed/drugs - and we needed to re-stock for the grand finale
Safari party tonight. All we needed to do was to meet her and the supplier
at the Formosa bar/restaurant off Sunset; and bring the actress and the rest
of the fun back with us. Much as I love the Formosa and tempting as it was?
I didn't want to leave Gillian alone; nor to leave my own party. No way Doc
was using my car, either. Then half-dead Ben said he'd drive Doc and they'd
be right back. After another swim and shower, Gillian and I decided to put
that alcoholism thing to the test by inventing new drinks. Duke, Sara, Jess,
and everyone else were having a blast. People coming and going in/out of
our rooms, and music playing. It looked like for ONCE my birthday was going
to end with smiles, and not regrets from our "crawl". In hindsight
I'd have chosen a hangover instead.
PART
SEVEN
5PM - THE SAFARI INN MOTEL BURBANK, CA
Gillian and I were considering trying convenient places to put ice cubes
when we'd run out of ice for drinks. Duke and Jess were digging through music
choices; and the other crazy kids were next door, so Gillian volunteered
for the "ice machine run". As she left, two guys walked in that I'd never
seen in my life. I'm sure I would remember if I had; as one was the size
of a house and the other the size of a truck. In fact, let's call them Mr.
House and Mr. Truck. They were not there to jump out of any birthday cakes
either. They were looking for Doc, and by the anger on their faces
it was not to discuss a new movie. I introduced myself, and suggested we
talk in private with Duke at my side. The two big guys explained to
me that they were "associates" of Doc's (and we all knew what that meant).
Doc had stopped by their apartment earlier, and left without saying goodbye.
Or paying. Apparently Doc already owed them several thousand dollars and
he'd departed with a quantity of white powder
and no permission to take
it. I sobered up rapidly, and understood totally. I told the men I was willing
to cover what I was sure was an "oversight" on my idiot friend's behalf.
They said that would be fine; but they were still going to be waiting for
Doc's return
just to clear this up in person. They weren't asking. Around
that time Gillian returned with the ice, and I told her that she needed to
leave. She could see by my face, and the two giant men, that I was serious.
Duke nodded. Jess and Sara and the others partying by the pool needed to
go too. The party was over. Gillian declared she was staying. I told her
I would call her later, and please leave now. I was rude about it. Truth
was? I had no idea what this would turn into, if anything. I hoped nothing.
But in a situation like this it is always best to cut down on the
number of people around who may either get hurt or arrested. Judging by the
looks of these twin towers they were not looking to arrest Doc. Jess
was staying put, but Sara drove Gillian home. She wasn't too happy about
leaving but I hoped for the chance to explain it all and make it up
to her later. Soon thereafter, Duke and I saw Ben and Doc return to the parking
lot. Without anyone else. When the door to the room opened, Doc walked in
and saw the five of us in there waiting. He was pretty close to wasted, but
Ben was stone-cold sober and white as a sheet. Ben said he had to talk to
me, but we were all a bit busy. Now that we were all on the same page, I
told Doc I would pay what he owed. A tense discussion began, and Ben kept
trying to get my attention. I was more concerned with keeping everyone cool
and calm, which was hard when Doc was yapping a mile a minute. I shouldn't
have bothered even worrying. As the "discussion" grew more heated, I finally
asked everyone to stop. I looked at Jess, and she and I both agreed that
we'd go with Mr. Mountain to get them the money. Mr. Truck could stay in
the room with Duke, Doc, and Ben. Everyone seemed in agreement, and we opened
up the door to leave. Out on the walkway deck, we saw three more large men
walking. Our way. I didn't know them or what they wanted but they too did
not look happy to be there. This was not what I had in mind for a party.
Blocking the way between the walkway and the steps, one of the three no-neck
men asked if we were with "Doc's party". (A question I was getting sick of
answering). Jess and I looked at each other then at Mr. Mountain,
who shrugged. I nervously told them "yes", half expecting to see cuffs or
hear shots. The three men smiled, and oddly introduced themselves.
All three had Eastern European names and accents. They invited us to return
to the room we'd just left. When the door opened, and we walked in with our
new guests
the shock and confusion on Duke's face said it all. One of
the new arrivals closed the door behind us. Almost on cue, Doc smiled and
began counting heads: "One, two, three
ten. Sorry guys, I think we're
only allowed five per room so some of you are going to need to leave." He
laughed like it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. Since he was higher
than a giraffe's ass by then, it probably was. One of the Europeans said,
"If we throw you off this balcony a few times will numbers be okay
then?". Doc abruptly stopped laughing. I introduced myself to the United
Nations Delegates, and said: "Let me guess
", nodding to Doc. "More
friends of his?". They nodded their heads up and down, silently. Doc shrugged
like "Who me?". Jess rolled her eyes so hard I thought she had a seizure;
Duke said "shit"
and poor Ben wilted. Duke no longer the largest
man in my presence, sat down softly beside of Jess on the bed. The five BIG
men aka the Rams Offensive Line stood closest to the door.
PART
EIGHT
Turns out my buddy Doc had been having a very, very busy day indeed. Specifically
ripping off drug dealers. First? He pocketed several thousand dollars
worth of drugs from the first two guys. The same two gentlemen to whom he'd
already owed several thousand dollars before this day. Next? He'd apparently
taken that stash (and after doing some for himself which he'd tried to hide
by diluting the powder); went to trade it for another type of drug to the
European gentlemen now joining us. Technically, they were Albanian. So now
here we were in a Burbank motel with not one, but TWO sets of very pissed-off
drug dealers. None of which had anything to do with me. So much for the glamour
of Hollywood. Ben caught my look of shock and said: "That's what I was trying
to tell you ever since we got back." Gee, thanks. So noted. Now the man who
was obviously the chief of the Albanian delegation looked to me for
answers
that is, once Mr. Mountain had (to my chagrin) explained I had
offered to cover Doc's debt to them. This man wanted answers, and the pistol
he made sure we could all see in his waistband seemed to make me want to
give them to them. I explained who I was; about my birthday; and about my
"friend" (now a very loose term) named Doc who was trying to throw me a birthday
party, complete with party supplies. "You don't look like a coke head, or
a junkie", correctly surmised the big Albanian. "Excuse me?", chimed in Doc.
"It's called Substance Abuse Disorder and it's not nice to besmirch your
own customers". I shot Doc a look that reminded him I was inches from ripping
his pancreas out and beating him with it. I did not blink. He just mumbled
something beneath his breath; and slinked into a very small shell. I apologized
to the men, then I explained that I wasn't the addict in the room. I explained
that I was more of a Rum drinker, but Doc's intentions were at least good
in trying to give me a gift. "We will take $15,000 to cover the product,
debt, expenses, and
trouble", the Albanian said. To which Mr. Mountain
added, "after we get our $10,000 first." So apparently, in order for all
of us to go home intact and soon I now had to come up with
$25,000 cash. One of the Albanians began to beep, and he pulled out a pager
from his pocket. He showed the display to his two partners. They all smiled
big and said what I hoped meant "good news" in Albanian. I didn't care so
long as they stayed in good spirits. "Sorry guys forgive me since
I don't normally handle these things, but I'm guessing you want that money
in cash right?", I asked. They did a double-take almost as if they weren't
sure I asked that question. "Uh
yeah", said Mr. Albania. "In one lump
sum, no checks or credit cards", he smiled. I thanked them. Doc tried one
last shot at making himself known again, by reminding all of the drug dealers
there that for many years they were happy to take his money; to take his
bonuses; and to overcharge him. They'd made fortunes from his friends and
connections too and he didn't think it was too much to ask for them to show
a little respect to him and his earning potential. It was then one of the
Albanians smiled at Doc, put his arm gently on his shoulder and said: "Agreed.
Which is why you and your friends are all alive; your family is alive; and
you are not bleeding to death right now. We give you credit, you steal from
us, and you lie to us." "Shut up Doc", I said. We had a little pow-wow with
my friends sitting there on the bed. We had a few serious obstacles: A) It
is just after Fourth of July in Hollywood everyone's out of town.
And, B) It is Summer/July in Hollywood so everyone's out of town.
Then, C) Even those who are stuck shooting in town? It's Summer, July, and
after the Fourth so
you guessed it. They're on vacation out of town.
The bank offices are closed, as would be all business offices right now.
Even so, cashing a $25,000 check would never pass IRS muster. Between myself,
Ben, Jess, and Duke we could pull down MAYBE about $5,000 in cash from ATMs
at this time of evening. In these days before smartphones and PayPal there
was little else we could access. There were lots of people who'd spot us
the money, but good luck with a passable story once they saw Mr. Olympia
in tow.
PART
NINE
One name DID pop into my head as a good shot if he's in town. I told
the Albanian about a Director pal of mine. I paged him and his wife both.
In minutes, the phone rang. It was TS, an A+list action director,
with his wife present on the call too. Since I'd introduced them years ago,
I knew them both well enough not to be shy. TS said "no problem, mate. Just
tell me how you want it and pay me back later." What a God-send! Unfortunately,
they were both out of town. His new action movie was slated to open that
week (and judging from the result he may need the money worse than I did).
I thanked them, and fast ran out of options. If we called any managers or
agents it would be all over town by midnight. No way in hell was I asking
my Mother; and I never kept cash like that in my own house. We discussed
Western Union but that would mean transfers, records, and family back in
New York. We were still coming up about $20,000 short when Jess (the smart,
lone female in the room) said the magic word: "Lemmy". I got it. Ben and
Duke got it too. She was referring to the diamond Cartier necklace I'd gotten
earlier for my birthday gift which I'd asked Lemmy to hold for me
at the Rainbow. When Doc and I went outside. I had simply forgotten to get
it back from him. If we could get hold of Lemmy now and get that necklace
back? I was sure the Albanians would be happy to take it as a trade. After
all, Sara (a CPA) put the value in the five-figure range anyway. I recall
the note on the gift, and thinking then that I'd keep it forever. Considering
that these no-neck guys were not ASKING for the money, but demanding? Forever
was short time. "Wait you know Lemmy? THE Lemmy? Lemmy from Motorhead?",
like a stuttering parrot the Albanian boss could go rob a store together.
Then Jess said: "With your luck? Your lawyers would be on vacation". Lawyers.
LAWYER! I explained to our thick-headed negotiators that I had a "special
family attorney" I can call in "emergencies", even if it wasn't (yet) technically
my emergency. It was then that I explained to them why we needed a lawyer
on call for family emergencies. After explaining it the third time
slowly,
the way you might to a drooling vegetable
the Albanian boss began to
understand. They also began to agree with us that this was how they'd get
their cash tonight. "I like this friend, Doc", said the nice Mr. drug dealer
who turned to his two comrades. "Maybe we kidnapped the wrong one?", and
they laughed. I turned to Duke and said, "Okay, if Jess drives to the ATM
at the studio credit union and you drive Ben here to the ATM over at
"
Wait what? What did I just hear? I turned to the three un-wise men.
They were not laughing. "Excuse me, gentlemen", I said. "I'm sorry but what
did you mean by 'kidnap' exactly?", looking at the boss. They never replied,
nor explained, nor budged. They stood there, stone faced. I asked again,
and did it with more urgency. Still nothing. Then, from out of the blue,
Mr. Mountain says: "Relax
not yours. Doc's." I whipped around, and Doc
was staring silently at a spot on the wall. Like an embarrassed
little child. Scolded, ashamed to be exposed. Gallon-sized tears in his eyes,
and a quiet stream down both his cheeks
but not crying. Mr. Mountain
continued, "It's how things are done over a certain dollar amount. That was
your pager, right?", he asked of the Albanians. They shrugged. Still, Doc
said nothing. My friend just hung his head, and said nothing. At that moment
I could see my friend's naked soul and hurt. The nightmare he was caught
in. Powerless to do anything about it. He had sold his soul; and the life
of a loved one for a punched-ticket ride he was unable to stop. Not just
tonight. Not just this time. This obviously was not his first go through
hell like this, even if it was ours. Doc was dying of a disease of addiction,
and his self-immolation was engulfing those he loved most. It is something
only an addict caught under the wheels of that bus can know. And only those
who love an addict caught inside the grinder can know the helplessness that
pulls in two different directions. Even with all the crap and trouble and
money he was costing me I still wanted to help my friend. Maybe more
than ever. Just then he looked over at me with a look that said: "don't give
up on me yet". I just nodded up and down. Friends don't give up on each other.
Especially when they're in the midst of the battle for their own lives. Jess
suggested we get down to business.
PART
TEN
I explained some details to the Albanians, such as how certain lawyers handle
certain things. The man I was going to contact was a very special lawyer
like that, and he did not work in a courtroom. The more I explained the more
they understood what a "fixer" was and why we
like they too I'm
sure
need to speak in certain codes. They understood this as well. Finally,
I informed them that if they wanted to see one dollar, they must do everything
exactly as dictated by the lawyer. If they wished to spend a dime of it,
they likewise must never attempt to contact me, my family, or
my friends.
Ever. Including Doc. I said it loudly, for all to hear, and for a specific
reason. Everyone agreed. "Yeah?", said the lawyer answering the phone. I
took a deep breath and spoke into the receiver: "Sorry K, it's me. I need
an
an abortion. You see we -". He cut me off instantly. "Stop kid, stop.
All I need to know is this: Can you travel? What time? What's the amount
for the abortion?" The Albanian boss looked puzzled as we shared the receiver
in the motel room. "Yes, I can travel. Yes, two hours
and yes, the abortion
costs uh
$25,000 in cash." The Albanian nodded. "Fine kid, fine. See
you in my firm's driveway in two hours." Click. I explained to everyone that
we all must now travel to the parking lot of a Century City law firm. In
two hours a limousine will pull up and drop the cash to me and I will pay
everyone. As Doc (obviously) knew the Albanians' residence, there's no profit
motive in them hurting the kidnap victim. Likewise, Mr. Mountain & Truck
were known. With two hours to get to Century City from Burbank no
fear of us going to the law. Just to be sure, Duke agreed to ride with Albanians
and Ben with the other two. Jess and Doc with me in my car. We traveled in
line to be sure.
A CENTURY CITY LAW FIRM LOS ANGELES, CA
Arriving in the parking lot of the law firm, it was strangely quiet that
evening. The front lot adjacent to the parking garage was empty, and we all
pulled in. Almost on cue so did a black limo. I walked over to the
window, and it was an elderly man who had been like an Uncle to me all my
life. He asked one question: "Friends of the family?". I shook my head, "No
more consonants than vowels." He nodded, and handed me a folder. He
exited the ride his back to the waiting cars the entire time. He walked
into the lobby of the firm and disappeared. The waiting limo sat and idled,
waiting to transport my friend home for me. I walked to the waiting cars,
as my friends emerged. The drug dealers in each car got paid. We exchanged
assurances again, and I shook hands with the men to whom I gave the money.
Heading different directions through the city, they drove off as fast as
we wished them to disappear. Ben asked:"You sure they'll let her go?", as
I shrugged. Duke said it happened sometimes in the music business
dealers wanna get paid. It's not like a hostage/torture thing, but more of
the "victim" being inconveniently detained. They watch a movie or something,
til the payment then they go free. He said:"But if no money comes? That's
when it could get ugly. Otherwise, everybody goes home without much fuss.
Only in L.A." I told him it was still a total dick move to put somebody through.
Not only for his family but for the price I'd hoped it wouldn't
cost me with Gillian later. Then again, those of us without sin should just
shut the hell up I guess. I told Duke he can drive; and for Jess and Ben
to hop in my car. I wanted to talk to Doc before I had the car take him home.
Jess gave Doc a pitiful hug; and even big Duke shook hands with the guy who
only the night before he was ready to beat up himself. Ben said it would
all make for a hell of a movie one day but nobody would probably ever
believe it really happened. Doc told him that indeed, he predicted that Ben
would make a movie out of it someday and win all the awards, ever. (Funny
enough, I've seen parts of that prophecy come to fruition). I told my friends
to wait in the car for me. Sitting there on the curb alone, staring into
a purple sunset sky, was my friend Doc. "Helluva birthday, huh?", he asked
awkwardly. We both just stared into the sky in a brief silence.
"Yeah
helluva birthday", I said. "Guess you'll never speak to me again,
huh?", he asked. "Of course I will. You owe me money", I replied. We both
began to laugh. That kind of gallows laughter that only comes at the end
of a nightmare. "I really am sorry", he said and he meant it. In all
the years we'd known each other I saw for the first time that he was reaching
out to me for help. Not just to save his life, but those around him who loved
him. The limo driver opened the car door for him. Doc smiled at me: "You
know, it's still early. We could hit a few bars, a few clubs
I know
this sexy crazy actress we can meet at the Formosa
" "GO HOME!", I said
with a laugh. I hugged him, and told him goodbye his laugh echoing
in my head. I wrote a drop off address on paper and handed it to the driver.
"Straight here, no matter what he says. Period." The driver nodded at me,
and my friend rolled down the window: "Hey listen! It's that Jakob Dylan
song you guys were all talking about from last night!", as he began to mimic
the words: "Come on try a little, nothing is forever; There's got to be something
better than, In the middle
" As my friend waved goodbye with those eerily
haunting words ringing in my head. I knew it would not be the last time I'd
ever see him. This one I knew. For a fact. We made a promise in that parking
lot, sitting together there on that curb. We promised that no matter what
ever happened in this lifetime, that we'd be there for the other. That we'd
save each other and that there would never be any judgment or back-turning
from the other. It has been the most painful, difficult, and often-impossible
promise any two friends could ever make to the other. Because doing what
is best for someone is not the same as letting them do what they wish. It's
a lesson I've learned over and over again when I wish I'd been able to save
brothers who just "want to be left alone". Fortunately, I never left Doc
alone. He never left me alone either. He saved my life as many or
more times than I saved his. Sometimes we do get to live long enough
to see that ending turn out happy. All it takes is the will to change; the
right friend; the right love; and the strength to see the sun rise just one
more day. It took many more nightmares, fights, debts, and near-deaths before
he realized I was not going to give up. That I was not going to turn my back
on him. That I was not going to "leave him alone", or let him down. He could
hate himself and lie to himself all he wished but I loved my friend,
my brother. When it finally
many, many years later began to occur to
him that I wasn't ever going to abandon him? He asked me about "that birthday
night". "What about it?", I replied. "When you sent me home
afterward.
The limo driver? Did you do it on purpose or was it an accident?", he asked.
Just as he's asked many times since. Each time - I just smile. It may be
the only question he's ever asked me which I've never answered. I always
change the subject. Sometimes we can call it fate, God, the universe
or
a friend who knows the difference between bull-shitting yourself
and
bull-shitting him. All that is really important is that friends will do anything
for each other, even when it is painful. Just like that night when the car
reached it's destination: At 8PM that Tuesday, 16 of July 1996. MALIBU, CA.
THE END?
YEAR: 1996
H1 aka "scribe":
H2 aka the movie writer-director (Duke):
H3 aka record producer (Ben):
H4, aka A+ list actor (Doc): Kiefer Sutherland (Doc Scurlock in "Young
Guns")
Former child actress named Gillian: Meredith Salenger
Sara dating A+ list songwriter and legendary A+ list movie writer-director:
JN: a former Playboy Playmate
JL: aging, legendary male porn Actor:
Richard
Pacheco
MM: gorgeous, still-breathtaking Platinum Princess of Porn:
Seka
GG: an, A+ list, comedy actress:
Whoopi
Goldberg
MO: an A+ list Italian fashion mogul:
A+ list actress (Daniel Day Lewis film): Winona Ryder ("The Crucible")
"Beverly Hills 90210" cast member: Shannon Doherty
TS: A+ list action director: Tony Scott/Donna W. Scott ("The Fan")
Teen horror-comedy by Wes Craven and starring Neve Campbell and Courtney
Cox: "Scream"
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#1**
When she gets to this point, there is no one who wants to be romantically
involved with the former tweener actress/singer turned A- list adult singer.
She becomes horrible to be involved with so, she ends up having one night
stands, mostly with women, and often women she pays for an evening so she
feels she can be mean to them.
Demi
Lovato
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#2**
I have been writing for months that this A list rapper who thinks he is all
that because he came up with a stupid name and does coke 24/7 specializes
in getting his significant others addicted to coke and then making them do
things they don't want to do before chewing them up and spitting them out
and not caring at all what happens to the person. That one named singer is
finding that out every day. Imagine how she feels thinking some guy loved
her when he ruined her reputation and there are dozens of videos of him with
other women and doing coke with them and them either having sex with him
or a line of them orally servicing him. If our one named singer wants to
compound her suffering than she should continue her rebound with the three
named guy because he is almost as bad.
G-Eazy/Halsey/Machine
Gun Kelly
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#3**
This tour will hit full on brake mode if the higher on the list one finds
out her husband hit on the slightly lower on the list part of the tour who
is also married. This is a really bad idea.
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#4**
I don't know if it makes him feel young or what, but this permanent A list
mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and stars in two
of the biggest movie franchises of all time likes to go with when people
buy drugs for him. Apparently he likes to know where they are coming from
and who is doing the selling. This is most likely to happen when he is not
in LA. So, if you sell drugs and the actor is coming to town, don't be shocked
if you meet him up close and in person.
Harrison
Ford ("Star Wars" and "Indiana Jones")
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#5**
This former A list teen movie actor thought he was going to be the next Joe
Francis, including being a jerk to most women he meets, and loving the underage
women too. He was all set to do a Girls Gone Wild franchise and filmed a
party and lots of nudity and some sex scenes too. He had hired lighting people
and camera people. He had sound guys running around miking people up and
with booms. The thing is, the idiot forgot to get releases, forgot to ask
for i.d to see how old everyone was and didn't get permission from the place
he was filming. His lawyers told him he had nothing without those and he
had no way of contacting anyone. So, he blew a bunch of "his money," on the
project and really wants to try again but no one really wants to work with
him and he also wants to be in most of the sex scenes which is not going
to make anyone want to make a purchase. Corey Feldman
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#6**
That reality troll company that is for hire for put upon reality stars is
at it again. This time they have been hired by the besieged reality star
from the south to go after people who go after him in comments of tabloids
and other online forums. One of these days, they will go too far and the
people behind the company are going to end up in jail.
Thomas
Ravenel ("Southern Charm")
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#7**
A certain celebrity CEO has really been upping his stimulant game the past
few weeks. Not just coke for him, although that is certainly the drug he
enjoys the most and is using the most. Elon Musk
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#8**
One of the more important questions ever asked of hair and makeup people.
Who has the best hair piece in the industry? Hands down, the winner is this
former A list 80's television actor who was on that same hit show as the
former A lister turned reality star patriarch. Apparently even today, when
you see the hair piece of this actor, you can be two inches away and not
realize it is fake. A gust of wind is your only hope for seeing that it is
fake. Erik Estrada/Caitlyn Jenner ("CHiPs")
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#9**
Reader Blind Item: This still active female athlete who has had particular
success in an event going on right now is the subject of a current article
on a big sports site. A large part of it focuses on the injuries she sustained
about a year and half ago as a result of a violent attack and her journey
back to the top. As usual, details are omitted. Yes she was stabbed in the
hand and the arm but the motive wasnt robbery. Rather this was revenge
by the older crime figure in her home country who financed her early career
and forced her to be his mistress. She was successful in breaking away from
him once she got big but this is a message to anyone else thinking of the
same thing.
Petra
Kvitová (tennis) (Czech Republic)
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#10**
Apparently the cocaine budget was more than the music video budget for this
foreign born A list rapper and this female A list singer.
Nicki
Minaj/Ariana Grande ("Bed")
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#11**
Is there anyone who is paying to go see this permanent A list singer in concert
and thinking they are seeing her actually sing? I don't know why catching
her lip syncing is such a big deal. I would rather it sound right than hear
what she passes off as singing these days.
Mariah
Carey (opening night of Las Vegas show)
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#12**
This former commercial actress most of you know who is way more famous than
she probably should be because of her thirst after the commercial does a
lot of local yachting. She wants to do some international travel/yachting,
but the word is out she has been known to make a wallet lighter while sleeping
or a piece of jewelry to go missing, especially if she knows it belongs to
the wife of the person she is with. She then trades it back for a ton of
cash.
Charlotte
McKinney
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#13**
This foreign born former A- list model who is probably a B list actress is
living with that much younger relative of hers and it is even more creepy
than you can imagine. She doesn't care though.
Elizabeth
Hurley (nephew Miles)
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#14**
A long time cartoon on this children's cable channel is switching from tween/teen
voice over talent to adults because of the horrific casting couch process
that was going on. It is a spin off of one of the channel's most successful
shows. The publicly traded company is hiding the confidential settlements
in all types of crazy line items that make no sense. We are talking big numbers
with the least expensive settlement amounting to $2M.
Channel:
Nickelodeon
Show: "The Loud House"
Spin-off: "Los Casagrandes"
Creator:
Chris
Savino (fired for extensive sexual misconduct allegations)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#15**
This father son combination who are the latest in a line of this last name
went to a bachelor party not that long ago. The married father and the soon
to be married son had their eye on the same stripper, so flipped a coin to
see who would get to have sex with her.
Robert
F. Kennedy, Jr./Robert 'Bobby' Kennedy III
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#16**
How did the poison get administered? That is the question the foreign born
A list celebrity wants to know. It nearly killed him. His protectors also
want to know who did it because, it could easily have been one of them that
was poisoned instead. The near death experience has the A lister ready to
reveal a bunch of things, regardless of who it helps or hurts. That will
probably lead to new attempts to kill him.
Julian
Assange (probably the reason Ecuador is renewing their push to get him out
of the Embassy. Also may be why that A- list celebrity friend of his visited
three consulates here in LA on Saturday.)
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#17**
As valuable as she is to their company, this PR agency has sent a letter
to this A list singer about her significant other and things that have come
out and things that are going to come out in the next few weeks which are
far worse and have asked her to make a decision between him and them.
Ariana
Grande/Pete Davidson
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#18**
Help Needed: OK. This blind item was from May. I lost my notes from it, which
is not uncommon. When that happens, I usually go back and look at the comments
and it triggers my memory. The thing is though, with the exception of the
foreign born permanent A list model, nobody got the right answer. All I remember
is that I'm pretty sure the wedding took place in France. So, maybe together
we can get this figured out. I also seem to recall the wedding he busted
up was something we all follow on the site. I think. So, here it is from
May 15, 2018. Click on the date to read the original guesses. What do you
get when you cross a business trip with a personal trip with an upcoming
marriage? You get a lot of lies, broken hearts and some really messed up
situations. This A+ list power broker has been in the news a lot this past
week. During that crazy week, not only did he cheat on the at the time A-
list mostly movie actress he was supposed to marry, he also had sex with
another soon to be bride and busted up a third relationship by hooking up
with an ex who was dating an at the time A- list mostly movie actor. Of course
our power broker tried to hide all of this, but even he couldn't keep up
with the web of lies and trail of used hotel suites he was maintaining all
that weekend. The A- list mostly movie actor got back at his girlfriend by
hooking up one night with this foreign born permanent A+ list model. The
A- list mostly movie actress? She never recovered. It broke her heart
forever.
A+ list power broker:
A- list mostly movie actress:
Another soon to be bride:
Ex who was dating an at the time A- list mostly movie actor:
Foreign born permanent A+ list model: Naomi Campbell
82. THE
SUN 07/08
A CELEBRITY mum has had two of her children taken away and placed into foster
care, The Sun can reveal. Sources claimed the mother, who cannot be named
for legal reasons, was said to have been neglecting the youngsters while
pursuing her glitzy lifestyle. Social services are understood to have intervened
after a member of the public claimed they had seen her allegedly assaulting
one of her children in public. Officers are then said to have uncovered a
series of other problems. A judge is believed to have placed the children
into care with another family close to the mums £1million home.
It is understood both infants were regularly left to "fend for themselves"
while she continued to strut the red carpet. A well-placed source said: "She
has been struggling to cope recently. "They are lovely kids, very well mannered.
"But she wont give up her celebrity life to concentrate properly on
them and things have all got a bit too much." The source added: "Social services
got involved after she was accused of pulling her sons hair. "Then
further problems came to light." Kerry Katona; Danniella Westbrook; Katie
Price
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#1**
The PR onslaught continues for this former A+ list tweener and this foreign
born mostly television actress. This is going to turn into a Jennifer Aniston
is pregnant each week type of tabloid coverage which is right up the alley
of the television actress, who is seeing job offers pour in from her home
country and in Europe, but I'm not sure the angle for the former tweener.
Priyanka
Chopra/Nick Jonas
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#2**
This former celebrity/former political candidate/former? stripper loving/former?
threesome loving/former? cocaine addict/former boyfriend to this foreign
born A- list mostly television actress is using his legal case against the
actress to drum up publicity for his new movie.
Nick
Loeb (dated Sofía Vergara) ("Roe v. Wade")
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#3**
If there is a secret or rumor or anything this former manager to a permanent
A list singer ever heard, she is making sure to include it in this movie.
She wants to bring the whole family down and doesn't care who it hurts or
if it is true as long as she makes a buck.
Pat
Houston (Whitney Houston movie)
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#4**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item" Which A+ list sports superstar about to be inducted
into a major hall of fame, is now doing the celebrity funeral circuit? Let's
just say: there was a fight, during which he happened to be in the wrong
place at the wrong time. How do I know? Because in February, my niece's father
- a trainer to players of this one sport - died suddenly. The older brother
was a player himself, on the same team - that's how they all met. He's my
niece's godfather.
Ray
Lewis
(Steve
McNairs funeral)
(Art
Modells funeral)
(Pro-Football
Hall of Fame)
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#5**
This B/B- list actress who is a celebrity offspring is losing weight at a
drastic pace. Apparently her celebrity significant other says he likes his
girlfriends skinny so she is losing weight she can't afford to lose. At this
point, skeletons weigh more.
Rumer
Willis/Nick Viall
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#6**
This former A list tweener actor turned A-/B+ list adult actor who has never
really been able to break through to an above the title actor is back using
again after a long break. It started with some drinking and has moved on
from there. Zac Efron
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#7**
This married A list DJ/performer decided to be with a random group of strippers
and escorts than to get on a plane for a gig a half a world away. He knows
nothing will happen because he is still in demand and also that he thinks
he is going to be able to keep his deposit because it will cost too much
to sue him to get it back.
DJ
Khaled (UKs Wireless Festival)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#8**
Enjoy that celebration now because we all know it will be short lived when
the drug test comes back. I'm not sure how you can go through with all the
celebrations knowing what that result is going to be. He has always been
the high and mighty one when it comes to this.
Daniel
Cormier (won HW Title)
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#1**
There is a buzz going on right now that the reason this A+ list singer left
certain dates open in her tour later this month is to finally spend some
time with her alliterate former bff prior to a big life event for the former
bff. This is supposed to be a three day bash, so we shall see if they finally
break bread together and do other things we want them to do together. Taylor
Swift/Karlie Kloss (birthday August 3)
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#2**
I kind of joked about it before, but apparently this former A+ list singer
turned jam band participant/late night obsession is kind of going a little
overboard in his creepiness for this B/B- list actress/celebrity offspring.
She is over it. John Mayer (Larry Davids daughter Cazzie
David)
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#3**
One of the few A list members of royalty based in this country says that
an impasse has been broken and that she is now receiving a much larger allowance.
She said this as she picked up the check (which she never ever ever does)
at dinner and said her cousin personally takes care of her now out of a "special
fund."
Princess
Beatrice
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#4**
With a new movie coming out and new charges coming out too, this studio decided
to play a little tit for tat so to speak. If this A-/B+ list mostly television
actress was willing to do the whole ignorance thing, we never knew game that
so many in Hollywood do about a disgraced former A list actor, then the studio
could spin that into a few more bucks for a soon to open movie and give our
actress a role in an upcoming movie with a nice fat salary. Mission
accomplished.
Show:
"House of Cards"
Actress: Robin Wright
Actor: Kevin Spacey ("Billionaire Boys Club")
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#5**
This former reality star all of you know who was fired from her show but
is just as well known, if not more so than anyone else remaining on the show
says she was propositioned by a producer/editor for an online/on air tabloid.
He told her if she would hook up with him, he would make sure their coverage
going forward would always take her side. Now, our former reality star has
traded photos for sex before, but she says she didn't believe the guy and
when she said no, he told her she would always be a w***e and she would regret
her decision. Farrah Abraham ("Teen Mom")
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#6**
This A- list mostly television actress who is B+ or even B when it comes
to movies is someone all of you know. She was wasted drunk this weekend in
the northeast where it is perfectly acceptable to be wasted drunk. Apparently
though she tried to crash a stage multiple times for multiple bands because
she thought the crowd wanted her to sing with the bands. Umm, nope.
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring does
not act as much as she used to. One thing she did recently film would probably
be really awkward for her if she knew that her co-star on the project (foreign
born former A- list mostly television actress from a hit show turned B+ when
this show got renewed) is regularly hooking up with the significant other
of our former A lister.
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#8**
If you are doing anything shady in the word of international commerce/espionage
or know some secret that could be deadly to others, here is a pro-tip. Do
not go to France. Sure, there might be nerve agents in the UK, but since
November of last year, there have been a good half dozen deaths in France
of high profile people that never even get a cursory look or even worse,
are never mentioned again after the initial news report. Go back to November
when I first started talking about it and look. Now? It just so happens that
a guy who knows all the same secrets as that beyond wealthy guy back in November
gets killed this past week. Oh sure, they can call it what they want, but
there will be no followup at all. Why do you think that our favorite former
A list syndicated actress suddenly stopped living there, or at least in any
fixed residence. She gave up all plans to open any kind of business there.
She knows the people being killed. She has spent some one on one time with
at least two, including the first to go last November. He always had a thing
for her and was a long time benefactor.
Pamela
Anderson
(Pierre
Agnes)
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#9**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who tried to get another Oscar
a couple years ago is making another push this year. She has a movie that
is being released at the end of the year and is sinking $1M of her own money
just to advertise herself and is being matched by the production company
and distributor. She will do whatever it takes this time to get another Oscar.
Julia
Roberts ("Ben is Back")
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#10**
There was trouble before the life event announcement. Things have not got
better for this former A list tweener actress/singer turned adult actress/wannabe
singer and her boyfriend. There are a lot of secrets on both sides and neither
seem too concerned with working on the issues. Meanwhile, her ex has been
filling the void.
Hilary
Duff (pregnant)/Matthew Koma/Mike Comrie
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#11**
Don't believe the hype. This past/present and probable future reality star
from multiple reality shows all of you know is never ever ever ever however
many times you want me to write it down leaving her celebrity husband/co-star.
Now, could he walk away from her? Yeah, he would do that, but why should
he considering he does what he wants when he wants with whom he wants and
that pre-nup is super tight.
Kristin
Cavallari/Jay Cutler
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#12**
Considering the reveals, none of you should be surprised about this hair
challenged A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and his fetishes. I told you about some of his sickest fetishes and his
collection, so rediscovering one of his old homes and his obsessions should
be old hat. What most people don't stop and think about is who his partner
was at the time of the purchase and how she enjoyed playing some very rough
games with all kinds of participants trying to relive the history of the
house. That is probably something unexpected when you think about her. At
first.
House:
LaLaurie
Mansion in New Orleans
Actor:
Nicolas
Cage (fetishes)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#13**
She thinks she is going to pull a fast one, but this A list reality star
with a lucrative side gig didn't do what she claimed to do. Her livelihood
revolves around that not being true.
Kylie
Jenner (had lip filler removed)
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#14**
The long time on again/off again actor ex of this A-/B+ list actress/celebrity
offspring went through rehab and wanted to discuss things with the actress
while he was in rehab. The counselors all thought it would help him in his
recovery. Our actress used several expletives when declining. Evan Peters/Emma
Roberts
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#15**
Using a person familiar to both people, a dossier of proof of the exploits
of this former actress ALL of you know was delivered. Apparently there is
a ransom attached that is upwards of eight figures. I have no doubts they
will follow through on their threat to put it all on a pay per view website
if their demands are not met. It is incredibly damning. It also is probably
why things have been kind of frosty the past few days with the married couple.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#16**
Three Deaths: What do you do if you know you need to make sure that something
makes more money in death than in life? To make sure that the spigots of
money are turned on again and in a direction that is helpful. Prior to death,
the money was choked off by bad spending habits and millions of dollars being
paid for coverups. A few people wanted that to change and the way to do that
was to get rid of anyone who knew anything or could say anything. A lifestyle
of doing nothing again was within their reach, but only if these three people
could be silenced. How to take care of it? Kill them? Who do you call? Someone
that a permanent A list family member had slept with for ages and paid back
after all of this was over by doing something very publicly and very out
of character for her.
#1 - The first one was quick. It was personal. This person had deprived them of a lifestyle they had grown accustomed. It was because of this person they were cut off. In what would become a pattern, they killed him and made it look like a suicide. No note though and this is a person who most definitely would have written a note.
#2 - The thought they could buy the silence of this person and they did. The problem is that he kept coming back for more and more and it was going to be a problem. They wanted to send a message to the third one with this and they did. In public. Dead. Right there for the world to see.
#3 - This was the toughest. Well known and a good family. He was not an addict. He was not thirsty for publicity. He had a family. He had kids. He also knew too much. Way too much and could bring their dream of a life of leisure disappear. They harassed him and threatened him. They followed him and told him to cooperate. When he refused, they killed him. This time they tried to leave a suicide note but didn't have samples of his handwriting so it was garbled and made no sense. No one believes it was a suicide. They accomplished their mission though and haven't lifted a finger to this day in anything remotely resembling work.
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#1**
Two women are expected to come forward in the next week or two about this
A/A- list singer. They each share a similar story despite living on opposite
ends of the country. They were fans of the high pitched one and he invited
them to a private area backstage. Each says that when they got there, they
were expecting it to be more of a party but it was just the singer in a bathrobe
and a bodyguard by the door who then went and stood on the other side of
the door. Each said he advanced on them and forced them to have sex and each
one also said to be good or else the bodyguard would take a turn too. This
is a lot better behavior than he exhibits with most women who want to work
with him. In that case he doesn't even talk music until after you have sex
with him. No exceptions. Yes, including the A listers that have made records
with him. The Weeknd (Lana Del Rey, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande)
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#2**
If you ever want to know if a recent Tweet regarding a foreign born A list
celebrity is correct, just go ask the recently engaged celebrity, how she
got her one decent job. And how she keeps it. And what the foreign born celebrity
told one of his counterparts. And why she is on that show all the time.
Justin
Bieber/Hailey Baldwin (engaged/pregnant) ("Drop the Mic")
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#3**
Apparently this foreign born permanent A list singer never found out about
the four women that are on monthly retainer to her on again/off again very
wealthy boyfriend. Now, his foreign born permanent A list model ex did know
about them and didn't care as long as she got her own monthly retainer.
Rihanna/Hassan
Jameel/Naomi Campbell
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#4**
It turns out this former A+ list mostly movie actor who dropped off the face
of the earth when he started loving buffets more than acting somehow recently
got a gig and got to cast the second lead female. You think he has reformed?
Nope. He made this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress hit the casting
couch with him for an entire weekend. Russell Crowe/Thomasin McKenzie
("The True History of the Kelly Gang")
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#5**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood: This comedic actor is most famous for
playing the fast talking title character on this TV series from the early
days of television which had a failed movie reboot in the 90's. He also was
in movies including this comedy epic that starred almost all known comedic
actors at the time, another film based on a popular Broadway comedy, as well
as a few Disney films. Throughout his life, he struggled with a severe gambling
addiction. So bad in fact both of his wives and his daughters (one did some
acting herself) had to offer themselves as sexual collateral when he
couldnt pay his debts.
Actor:
Phil Silvers
TV series: MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko/"The Phil Silvers Show"
Movie reboot: "Sgt. Bilko"
Comedy epic: "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World"
Film based on Broadway comedy: "Top Banana"
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#6**
This not even old enough to vote B+ list mostly television actor on a pretty
hit ensemble network show who is an Emmy winner/nominee posted to social
media that he was having severe, potentially dangerous problems with his
recent purchase. Within hours, the company got in touch with him, and made
a special deal to get the post deleted. They will do anything to avoid a
repeat of the debacle they experienced a couple weeks ago.
Mason
Cook ("Speechless")/Tesla
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit pay cable show might
be married, but that was her in the bedroom of a suite, in the bed, under
the covers when room service delivered some food to her lover's suite.
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#8**
Kindness: I am just going to leave this as it came in, because it is more
powerful that way. It was the late 90s in New York City. I was a country
kid in my very early 20s and hungry for adventure. I got a job in an underground
club/bar with a reputation for great music. I played guitar and loved the
parties, clubbing and gigs that the big city offered. I was in way over my
head though and not streetwise. The long and short of it is that I was at
the club one night (end of shift) where a band hailed as possibly the next
big thing were playing. I guess a lot of people agreed because there were
some famous musicians there that I recognized including a rock star who was
one of the biggest stars on earth at the time. And a classic rocker who had
been semi retired for many years but was beginning to get back in the game
again. No one approached people like that when they were around, they were
mainly left alone to enjoy themselves. But I had been serving them and I
was kind of star struck in this case though just because of the sheer scale
of the fame. I drunkenly approached and gushed at them for a while. They
were quiet but polite. I still felt like Id embarrassed myself. So
that was also the night I got quite intoxicated and ended up in the car park
near closing time getting violently sexually assaulted and beaten up. They
never caught the guy who did it. I wouldnt have been able to ID him
if they had. I was found by a co-worker and taken inside to wait for the
ambulance while I bled on the sofa in an office room. The staff were talking
and the band must have said something because in walked the two celebrities
Id approached earlier and sat with me and my friend while I waited
in pain and shock. The woman held my hand and the other one was in tears.
They talked me through what I could expect at the hospital, that the police
would be there and that they'd probably want to do a rape kit etc. I discovered
later that the guy had paid for my treatment. I had been so scared of the
bill. I cant tell you what a relief that was. They checked up on me
a few days later to make sure I was ok and offered help if I needed it. So
when I see things on here implying the dude is predator I find it kind of
hard to believe.
Band/club:
"The
Stokes" (CBGBs/December 12, 1999)
Rock Star:
Michael
Stipe ("SNL"/December 11, 1999)
Classic rocker: Patti Smith or Debbie Harry
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#9**
Now this closeted foreign born permanent A+ list celebrity in every country
outside North America is making bank and two hours closer to his long time
boyfriend.
Cristiano
Ronaldo ("Juventus F.C."/Turin, Italy/Badr Hari
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#10**
I thought this MTV mom was finally getting her act together. Well, honestly
she had been together for about the past year. Now? Hey, when you start dating
your former drug dealer, how do you think that is going to work out for all
involved? He has also pimped out a few women over the years in his never
ending quest to make money and not pay taxes.
Leah
Messer
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#11**
Do you think this B+ list celebrity who is a celebrity offspring of someone
lower on the list knows her significant other did a threesome with one of
his exes and a celebrity offspring who is thisclose to the B+ list celebrity.
I'm guessing no. It was several hours before the significant other got pulled
over by police.
Hailey
Baldwin/Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez/Bella Hadid
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#12**
This foreign born permanent A list singer is traveling overseas. The aging
closeted singer has left her lover behind and has been enjoying a young female
lover provided by the company sponsoring her tour.
Celine
Dion
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#13**
This permanent A list model wins the creepy award of the week. She had a
conversation with her son's girlfriend about the best way to please a man
and that perhaps she should try those on her son.
Christie
Brinkley/Jack Brinkley-Cook/Nina Agdal;
Cindy
Crawford/Presley Gerber/Charlotte D'Alessio
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#14**
This former A+/A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
is transitioning to a woman but is not telling anyone which is how the actor
got the role. No shirtless scenes probably with those hormone treatments.
Mickey
Rourke ("Night Walk")
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#15**
This B- list mostly television actress who was on a show that ended last
season was hanging out with a pap yesterday. The 20 something year old actress
owed the pap/drug dealer and straight up had sex with him in his car right
in front of a dozen other paps.
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#16**
The Underage Switch: The crazy thing about all of this is that someone decided
that putting out a story that this foreign born A- list mostly television
actor from a very hit show dating someone barely old enough to drive was
a good idea. They further had the bright idea to say the couple had been
dating since she was not even close to being able to drive. Why? His people
and the almost network have huge plans for the actor and they think it would
be a really bad idea for him to show his true colors. They think that he
will ruin the whole heartthrob image if he comes out. They think that he
shouldn't be advertising the relationship he has with that A- list pro hockey
player who plays in the same town where the show is filmed. His people don't
think it would be a good idea to show the condo the pair share and the fact
it is just a one bedroom apartment. They prefer he hide the photos of them
together meeting his parents this past summer in his home country. So, someone
came up with the idea that getting the world to think he is dating someone
underage is way better than the truth.
KJ
Apa (Archie/"Riverdale")/Corinne Isherwood
123. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 07/11
Which Recently Split Actress Now Has A Girlfriend EXCLUSIVE. While
the actress and her famous husband still continue to fight over the nasty
details of their divorce, she has quietly moved on and is now dating a
WOMAN! She has dated girls in the past but since getting together with her
superstar man most people have forgotten about that. The once wild child
is now seen more as a humanitarian, plus she now has so much money that she
can fly in her secret lover on a private jet. Insiders say the relationship
is new but she has a history of moving ahead very, very quickly! Before long
we might see another wedding but this one will have two brides!
Angelina Jolie (Brad Pitt)
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#1**
There would have been a ton of questions about why this A+ list mostly movie
actor was out with this 15 year old boy. Luckily the boy had a quicker reaction
time. It also wouldn't shock me if we find out someone involved was the parent
of the 15 year old. Lots of questions that will never be answered unless
someone in the mess, decides to speak.
George
Clooney (scooter accident in Italy; the second scooter dodged the
accident)
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#2**
I don't know why anyone is surprised that this A- list comedian/former failed
television actor had something recently racist to say. I have been writing
here for years how racist he is and lets not even forget the assaults on
women in his past that people just want to try and forget because he is a
"good guy," and always willing to appear on talk shows with other guys and
talk about sports.
Michael
Rapaport
(joke
about soccer boys trapped in cave)
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#3**
Do you think the former A+ list tweener turned A/A- list adult singer knows
about the reality show that two people associated with his significant other
are pitching tomorrow? I bet he doesn't. The show will get a green light
for sure. A big order too. Apparently they will be asking for double the
episodes normally given in an order and are asking for salaries for what
you would expect from a fifth or sixth year reality show for the first season.
Not a big amount for the former A+ lister but would be a ton of money to
the significant other.
Justin
Bieber/Hailey Baldwins parents Stephen and Kennya Baldwin
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#4**
If you were in the Hamptons this weekend, and really, who among us was not
in the Hamptons this weekend? OK, I wasn't. I'm guessing you weren't. But
if you were, you may have seen this one season reality wonder who reminds
you of that biennial sporting event whenever her name pops up in the mainstream.
What was she doing you ask? Spending her very early evening/late afternoon
hours doing some lines of coke with someone very nearby. Who was that? That
always hanger on to the reality family who has a secret we all want him to
just announce so we can move on with out lives and not have to think about
him again. Corinne Olympios ("Bachelor in Paradise")/Jonathan Cheban (admit
hes gay)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#5**
There was one person who was not happy for that engagement announcement this
week. This A+ list singer. She did her staged photos and has learned enough
to make the pap stand slightly further back to make them look as if they
possibly were not staged. They still were, but she tried. She had her forest
like publicist leak a bunch of great sounding quotes that were super generic
and banal, but would normally sell. No word on who exactly holds a beer bottle
that way, but I digress. That former A+ lister our current A+ lister hates
with a passion stole every single bit of her thunder though and the vanilla
staged relationship is headed to the meh pile even though the A+ lister did
what she has only ever done once in her life in a photo. Worn a bikini and
showed her belly button. The unknown she snatched straight from drama school
to her casting call interests no one.
A+ list singer:
Taylor
Swift (Joe Alwyn)
Former A+ lister our current A+ lister hates with a passion:
Justin
Bieber (announced engagement to Hailey Baldwin) (Taylor hates Justin because
of the way he treated Selena Gomez)
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#6**
Stop me if you have heard this before but the reason this news making couple
are splitting is because he is sleeping with the nanny. Not their nanny,
but the nanny of one of their best friends.
Christiane
Amanpour/James Rubin
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#7**
This former A+ list athlete turned mostly professional bust started off a
new career as a bust. Then, someone gave him a little something and now he
is a big success and the fix is in when it comes to his success. The powers
that be want him to succeed so turn their head to what they know is the secret.
Tim Tebow ( Adderall)
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#8**
Apparently as a reward for contributing so much money and for bringing so
much attention to the cause, this closeted A list mostly television actress
from a very hit almost television show will be allowed to live with her long
time girlfriend and will not be forced to get a beard. As part of the deal,
she won't have to even pretend she is dating men or answer any boyfriend
questions or any other ridiculous love life question.
Elisabeth
Moss ("Handmaids Tale") (Scientology)
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#9**
The girlfriend of this closeted foreign born permanent A list singer must
have read the blinds yesterday about the young model supplied to the singer
while on tour because she had a social media meltdown beginning right after
the post was published. Celine Dions girlfriend
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#10**
This A- list reality star is using his significant other as bait for his
customers. No, he is not sharing her but all the teenage females who want
to meet the significant other are being persuaded to hook up with men for
money while out of the country.
Scott
Disick/Sofia Richie
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#11**
Our favorite alliterate B+ list actress recently broke up with a married
man who told her he was single. They had been dating for six months before
she got a call from his wife. January Jones
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#12**
This former A list mostly movie actress from back in the day who had a series
of high profile romances before dropping down the list like a rock was caught
smoking a rock behind a grocery store in West Hollywood recently. She got
a warning when the police officer recognized her which had to be a first
in a long time.
Lara
Flynn Boyle
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#13**
She got in, but this foreign born former A- list singer turned B list wannabe
singer again was an unknown to the foreign born permanent A list rapper/singer
when she introduced herself to him. She assumed he had made sure she was
invited and was crushed he didn't know who she was.
Lily
Allen/Drake
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#14**
That sugarmama thing this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned never
really acts but has A+ list name recognition thing didn't work out exactly
the way she planned. She had been paying him a lot, but apparently it still
wasn't enough.
Demi
Moore
(Demi
Moore (David Matthew Read stole credit card)
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#15**
Their ruse failed. It failed spectacularly. When you have family members
from the other side exposing how fake the relationship is with the A list
reality star and her fake boyfriend, things have gone really wrong. Look
for another new entrant soon to this attempt to created what will never be.
Kendall
Jenner/Ben Simmons
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#16**
A Sordid History: You won't see any of this on that online tabloid site that
normally would be all over this. They have been instructed by their higher
up corporate bosses to stay quiet. If they get a chance, they can say something
bad about any of the accusers. So far, they have not had a chance, but with
several outstanding claims still to be settled, the corporation would love
nothing more than to find some dirt on the people filing claims and have
them splashed online. There was a fairly popular cable show that this actor
was headed for a promotion to series regular. Instead, he was fired. Reason?
When he cornered an actress on the show and when she tried to resist his
advances had her clothes torn from her body. Literally the dress was shredded
and the bra torn in half. His explanation was that she had been teasing and
flirting with him and wanted him but was playing hard to get. He knew she
liked it rough and was just showing her she did. Fast forward a year or two
and our actor had another chance at promotion to series regular on a network
hit. There was the extra he beat up because he felt the extra was making
a move on a female extra that he was sure wanted to sleep with the actor.
This was not his first incident on that show. Other female extras had complained
he pressured women each week to have sex with him. If they didn't, he would
harass them until they wanted to quit. The firing he is most famous for though
involved well over two dozen complaints including some that the company has
paid out well over a million bucks to settle. Apparently the married actor
felt like he was the boss and everyone worked for him or was there to serve
his bidding. If you were a woman then you obviously wanted to sleep with
him and if you didn't, he made your life crap. If you didn't do what he wanted
and show him deference, he would make your life miserable. Violence was his
number one method of it. There is not one person he has worked with in his
last few jobs that has anything nice to say about him, but no one said anything
to anyone else at any other show so he just moved from show to movie to show
spreading disaster in his wake.
Actor: Clayne Crawford
Cable show: "The Glades" (A&E)
Network hit: "NCIS: New Orleans"
Famous firing:
"Lethal
Weapon"
140.
POPBITCH
07/12
Disney has long been accused of trying to force a liberal agenda and turn
our kids gay but seeing the stories currently being touted around
about yet another of their '00s tween stars having an illicit lesbian lover,
we have to wonder: is there maybe something in it?
Demi
Lovato
141. TAMARA
TATTLES 07/12
There are so many pregnancy stories around and two of then involve Vanderpump
Rules and Vanderpump adjacent people. One is a person on the show. The other
is Vanderpump adjacent. Both are pregnant. Katie Maloney (husband Tom
Schwartz) & Lisa Vanderpumps daughter Pandora Todd
142.
MIRA
SORVINO 07/12
Hollywood Reporter podcast: Mira Sorvino, one of Harvey Weinstein's many
accusers and a leading voice in Hollywood's #MeToo movement against sexual
harassment, claimed in a new interview that she fell victim to the inappropriate
behavior of another notable figure in entertainment. During a recent interview
with the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for its HFPA in Conversation
podcast, the actress recounted an uncomfortable audition in which a director
made a sexually charged comment that left her speechless. According to Sorvino,
the Oscar-winning director whom she didn't name but said that he is
"known for his social justice profile" told her during the final round
of auditions for one of his films, "You know, as I look at you my mind can't
help traveling from the artistic possibilities to the sexual." "I think my
mouth just opened, and my silence was deafening," Sorvino said of her reaction
to the director's comment, adding that other actresses had previously warned
her. "You're going to absolutely have to have sex with all kinds of people
to advance your career." Sorvino went on to say that she believes she didn't
get the part in the movie because of her reaction to the director's remark.
The Hollywood Reporter has reached out to Sorvino's reps for further
comment.
143. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 07/12
Which of Bravos Housewives Is Going Broke Being on The Show? EXCLUSIVE.
This Real Housewife is spending so much money on the show pretending to be
way more fabulous than she really is, that she is going secretly broke! She
loves the spotlight and has fooled everyone into thinking she is super successful
in her career off camera. But in reality, she hasnt had a real job
in years and is living off family money. To keep up an image on the show
she has spent a fortune on clothes and living large. At this point she is
spending way more money on pretending to be someone amazing than she earns
being a real housewife! SNAP!
Luann
de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#1**
This B+ list rapper/convicted child molester thinks he is going to face just
an assault charge. Nope. He is about to get hit with multiple sexual assault
and rape charges, many involving minors which will keep him locked up a long
time if convicted.
6ix9ine
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#2**
This former B+ list mostly television actress has known for sometime she
could not get pregnant in the traditional manner. Apparently when she went
to a fertility doctor with an ex, they also told her she might not even get
pregnant via IVF. Hey, good for them there is someone close to her foreign
born husband who knows all about surrogates. Meghan Markle/Kate
Middleton
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#3**
This former B- list reality star/model should be grateful that no one knows
she is the one who supplied the drugs that killed a man and that she watched
him die without bothering to call for help until it was too late. Ooops.
They know now don't they.
Shannade
Clermont
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#4**
This A- list mostly movie actor who has multiple franchises that are hits
and another that was a big bomb left his girlfriend back at a hotel spa while
they were on vacation so he could hook up with a woman. He then let her sit
at dinner alone for 90 minutes while he hooked up with another woman before
finally showing up. The girlfriend says she understands and is supportive.
Come on.
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#5**
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who some say might not return
as his character in the superhero world is talking smack about the A+ lister
who he once called his girlfriend. He has a group chat going with several
people and is filled with memes about her battle pans and freeing her boyfriend.
Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#6**
This fired reality star from the long running/far reaching franchise thinks
the cable network is going to give her a show. Nope. Plus, they believe that
by the time her non-compete ends, no one will want her. The network is treating
the year as kind of an informal suspension. If, after the year, they think
she is worth another chance they will be able to get her at half the price
and lock her in to a long term deal with very punitive terms which is how
they like to do business.
Kenya
Moore ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#7**
There sure is a lot of buzzing about what this foreign born A- list mostly
movie actor/superhero had to say about the MeToo movement. I didn't see this
kind of uproar when he was hooking up with high school age kids right in
front of everyone. I didn't see this kind of uproar after he and this A-
list mostly television actress from a hit network show split because of what
he wanted her to do or what he made that long time celebrity girlfriend do.
Henry
Cavill (Kaley Cuoco) (Gina Carano)
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#8**
What happens when you decide to leak some information about the wife of one
of the biggest drug dealers/killers ever and the wife's celebrity helper/money
launderer? Well, considering I had not heard from her in months when she
said she thought she was being spied on by someone, and now she ended up
dead, I guess that is what happens when you get caught. Someone needs to
pay.
Joaquin
'El Chapo' Guzmans wife Emma Coronel Aispuro/Huma Abedin (Anthony
Weiners wife)
(Woman
found dead in trash compactor of apartment building where Huma Abedin, Anthony
Weiner once lived)
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#9**
This A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family apparently likes to
roleplay with his actress girlfriend. He likes her to pretend she is in middle
school. Casey Affleck and Floriana Lima
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress is doing the Europe premiere
a night thing for her new movie. She thought her foreign born A- list actor
boyfriend would go with her. Nope. He is taking advantage of the time apart
to rekindle with an ex and a college student he met at a Nando's.
Lily
James ("Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again")/Matt Smith
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#11**
There have been two different size increases in the wardrobe in just a few
weeks of this A- list mostly television actress who is the lead on a hit
network show that has been airing for awhile now. The actress, came back
from break about fifteen pounds heavier than when they wrapped last season
and has already gained another five since shooting began. Chrissy Metz
("This Is Us")
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#12**
This permanent A list comic who many of you might not think of as a comic
is also a former A list actor/host from multiple hit network shows who is
now probably A-/B+ listish. He has always had his own brand of comedy, but
sometimes he takes it to reality. He was overheard rating women by how many
Viagra he would need to take to be able to sleep with them.
Bob Saget
(Premiere Of truTV's "Bobcat Goldthwait's Misfits &
Monsters")
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#13**
This former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/hopeful actress is basically
a zombie at this point with all the pills and other self-medication. She
is a shell of her old self.
Lady
Gaga
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#14**
This former Vampire Diaries actress told a fan to "f**k off," when they wanted
her to sign a Vampire Dairies poster. Nice. Not Nina who will sign all day
long to anyone who comes up to her.
Kat
Graham
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#15**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is hooking up with this married talk
show host. Iggy Azalea
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#16**
Back to the really hard stuff again for this B+ list dual threat actor who
has name recognition much higher than where he is on the list. Just went
from sober to full on addict in such a short amount of time.
Jonathan
Rhys Meyers (a drunken and violent outburst on a flight)
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#17**
This foreign born A-/B+ list three named actor was throwing back drinks at
The Three Clubs this week, so he might be getting help for anger, but he
does not seem to be getting help for his drinking.
Jonathan
Rhys Meyers
(Jonathan
Rhys Meyers (a drunken and violent outburst on a flight)
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#18**
So Crazy It Might Be True: Back in the day I would sometimes post stories
directly from readers that I thought were a bit out there so to speak. This
one might take the cake. The thing is though, over their two part missive
to me, a LOT of the things that I could actually check out did check out.
The problem I have is that it would be impossible to make descriptions for
some of these people because they are obscure celebrities. That being said,
this was all brought on because of what the reader knows about this former
A+ list mostly movie actor who was that high when he was a child and was
the highest paid child actor in the world at the time. Now? He lives on the
interest and residuals from those days. See what you can make of all of this.
The first part actually came with evidence, but if I give it to you now,
there will be nothing to guess. actually came with evidence, but if I give
it to you now, there will be nothing to guess.
I need your prayers, empathy, perspective and professional opinion - or referral to the right person who is at liberty to have an open discussion... You appear to know where some if not all of the socio-narcopathic bodies are buried in my emotional crypt. My sister is surrounded by people who are pedosexuals - from her time as a child star - and her mother normalizes and buries my own abuse and has for 40 years. She was instrumental in trying to erase me fro mmy father's legacy. When he died they did not even tell me and were outraged I went to his funeral to say goodbye. They use the results of their betrayal to justify it, naturally. But I spent about 35 years now trying to find out if _______ was on Team Decent Human Being or Team Narcissitc Family Abuse Subject Matter Expert. This - my issues - are complicated because I married a monster that was their fused insane narcopath and I seriously think he lost his motherfucking mind when he walked into that chapel and I had been there for an hour and did not speak to him AT ALL. _________'s aunt, step-father, husband, mother, herself all had this Hypocrisy Parade to say I had every right to be there, blah blah blah - though they had not picked up the phone and have not since - and she comes up and hugs me and I thought to myself - this is not for me - it's for her - and them. I did not ask them to say one word and no one else who knows about this did either. I think my father, I hope anyway - I don't know. I am just wretchedly sad. I think when I discovered you in June because I have never heard of you in my life... and I saw all that stuff about ________, _________, __________ and, me - I have a very severe case of premeditated percepticide. I had joined this secret pedophile hunters group and they said to me in there that she HAD to have been abused too - mine was not like a rape thing either it was more like a denial thing and you bleed to much about it anyway thing. I think. i LOVED them, they have never loved me. Ever. So, I am not quite sure yet? But it looks like they may have disowned and disinherited me and now I've made that embarassing and difficult... because that's how I roll with the motherfucking pedosexual objectifying normalizing folks. ________ did something really nasty to me about using my husband that works at a fancy ___________ jewelry store on the UES - ________ duped ________ - and trust me - he never saw her coming and if I went around telling anyone who would listen what a toxic soup she is? I would get called worse than I already do - so I just said "I don't think that is a very good idea honey. I had to practically worship Oprah Winfrey to let go of wishing she would die...by spontaneous combustion." Funny, it's not quite back yet? But fucking close. Ommmmmm my gawd. LOL So _______ makes this custom pendant for ________, and I pay for the gold and diamonds - and by this time I am about 3 years into a nightmare custody battle because why? My ex-husband was leaving my kids with my dad and his third wife and he was making red satin thong jokes in front of her and it made me crazy. Really awkward and uncomfortable, and I swear I never set a boundary in my life that they did not nuke on the spot and put me in my spot. He makes her a custom guitar too. He never finsihed my wedding ring or my guitar. I felt like - he married me to be near her. And when I left he stripped me bare of everything and I JUST got approved for foodstamps and medicare in the last 10 days. I am no perfect angel but I was 14 when this shit storm started brewing. I have a serious health condition and my ex-husband it turns out? My father knew he had assaulted me and colluded with him and my mother to take my kids because I "destroyed him" for telling what happened to me. #MeToo highlighted Woody Allen right? Did you know that the Responsible Fatherhood Initiative FUNDS THAT SHIT for them? I have all the documentation and _____ and _______ know and have since at least 2010. I was determined to survive this? But helping others. Can you fucking imagine my spaghettin head when I saw your stuff on _________? My father told me he believed that _________ had an affair with him behind ________'s back and when I saw this article below I thought she has no loyalty at all - ever - that was her distancing herself from him because - well that's what a narcissistic discard IS. Enty? My mother makes _______ look like a fucking saint. Anyway, _________ takes the pendant and does this - And the proof was what was listed below, but we will save that for a special reveal day. Now, here is part two. I read that and it barely makes sense. I am sorry, it's hard to share it with a stranger and trust the universe too. But I see you know the nature of the beast and expose it too. I need to back up a bit. I have been living a true life Gaslight at least, and much more openly since 1976. This is the condensed version: I was a precocious neglected, abused child. Born 1962 to two teenagers. My mother ____________, then, groomed me using ___________'s two volume anthology of adult female sexual fantasy in the early 1970s between 1974 and 1976 towards her neoliberal model of feminism. My mother has never disclosed her own sexual abuse issues, but her mother was married to a man 41 years her senior when she was barely 18 years old. My mother harped on my mission to correct this hillbilly legacy rooted in the coal mines of the Ozark mountains for as long as I can remember. My father was deeply ashamed of failing his own future by impregnating this beautiful social pariah in the back of a Dodge, but his parents stuck by him and he completed his education. His adolesence was interutpted and he was called _______, __________ and "the world's oldest teenager" but my father drowned his sorrows and needed to prove his sexual prowess intensely so that plus the 1970s collided to create a bizarre home. My parents entered into an agreement to have an open, swinging, lifestyle. But it did not quite go as my father hoped. My mother would not perform in front of him and reframed her sexual freedom in the form of an apartment on campus about a block from a disco where my father was the local John Travolta. A year before my parents split up, in November 1976, my father came home blind drunk in a blackout. Ordinarily they were just never there at all, but this night he was home early, and completely trashed. I had never seen him this incapacitated but I don't judge and just do what I must. I helped him from the front door, bathroom where he undressed and showered on his own. He was having trouble getting to the bed and I worried he would get hurt. He flopped onto his bed damp and it was very cold, so I leaned over to cover him up, like a taco inside their comforter, he thought I was my mom, reached up, kissed me and touched my breast to kiss her good night and passed out cold. I freaked the fuck out inside. I did not say anything for 4 months until March 1977. But was angry, and hurt and confused and there was quite a lot of this going on in other homes and my girlfriends and I discussed it at the lunchtable at school. That had beenthe case prior to this, and of course I told them too. To my father "this" is the problem. Not that he was drunk enough to have this be told ever, at all, but that I as his daughter was hurt and confused and could not possibly contextualize any of this. He always saw himself like an adult in relationship to being an early father. He did not understand that at 14, despite the responsibilities and autonomy I was granted that I was far too young to embrace them. When I did confront him and my mother... Everything was very upsetting to me and to them. They dispatched it as soon as they could and to them this is where the story begins and ends, and I just should never have perpetuated this problem or "allowed" it to destroy me. So they started trying to make this about one 60 second incident. It was not rape, it was the crescendo to an ambient sexualization, an objectiffication and normalization of it, for over a decade. I was still a child. But you seem to be the one guy in the entertainment industry that understands that Lolita as an icon has an underlying agenda and my father was attracted to a woman that was tormented and twisted about pedosexuality for reasons I will never know. But it is deeply embedded in her ancestry. My failure to escape her fate and generations of mothers behind us, is her indictment. Her self indictment. She hates me for this, he hates me for this. But they also feel guilty and loved me once, despite my inconvenience. They divorce. I accept their explanations socially but the pretense eats me inside for decades and Dad compounds this. I feel the lie of it. Cryptographic clues are just pervasive. He secretly betrays me a million times and hates me for it calling me out for being like an adult, uncontrollable, and the interior is awful to his exterior. My mother is complicit and finally emails the truth for months ago. Enter ___________ age 24 and sister to (a pageant queen/big one) _______________, of whom she is very jealous. In fact, according to __________, she is fully to credit as the Svengali of her sister. My mother was more likely to "burn her bra" (no one actually ever burned their bra, I knew these activists in NYC the last decade, and heard their stories first hand). She ridiculed the likes of ________ and they were strange creatures to me. _________ was on the board of the pageants and after she and Dad married the precursor to the set of the 1991 off Broadway show __________ was created. When I walked down the aisle seeing it, my sense of surreality was just fused into a permanent "Can this fucking be happening? to ME?" I had a little bit of it in the audience of the _____________ and __________ Miss ________ Pageant Too - that ________ had founded and ran. When JonBenet Ramsey was murdered ________ had pictures and trophies exactly, precisely like that too. It actually makes me nauseous to contemplate what they allege. This is where that criminal psychologist's analysis of this conduct becomes emotionally threatening to me, I have not watched _______________'s analysis yet, but I did watch the "Killer in the Family" last week and that is a little too close to my own post divorce/custody battle with my first husband. I assert he is conducting a slow murder - and my reason for disclosing to YOU? Is ____. By this point in the story Enty? ________ has moved __________ to NYC and she is working the child to the bone in advertising, commercials, Radio City, sitcom;s... but like my mother she is an expert at Parental Alienation and manipulation. She is diabolic in her need for competition and greed. My mother is diabolic in her sense of retaliation too. And _____, wife number 3, I used to like a lot, but she is either just as greedy and diabolic or simply defending my father's version of his truth. I can't know - but her demeanor changed after the marriage so much, I felt she was cut from the same cloth. _______ would exclude me from all family events, pictures, mentions in articles, thwarted my father contributing financially to my wedding, and even refused to have a celebration with ______ on her birthday that day. I became Jewish after a quandry about the significance of why it mattered who begat whom and a long 12 step recovery from drowning/drugging my little nightmare, and converted to Judaism in 1994. My husband ___ was a bit of a trouble maker, errant Orthodox boy, and his mother likened me to Monica Lewinski. I was in a way I guess in that I needed love but did not know it. As I matured I understood the lies better. ________ had been currying favor to advance ______'s fame and fortune. I see how my concerns dovetail ____________. You must. How do I verify and quantify my concerns?
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#1**
This very large married actor is probably A- list. Still waiting on the huge
box office popcorn superhero movie to be released to take him completely
away from the television character that made him famous, he continues to
constantly cheat on his wife. Apparently he also has no problems with the
person he is cheating on also being married or having a boyfriend which is
causing issues.
Jason
Momoa (Lisa Bonet) ("Aquaman") (Khal Drogo "Game of Thrones")
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#2**
This now former head of a very large company is about to have a bad week
made worse. That coed he has been hooking up with the past few months has
video of him using coke, and also video of him doing lines off the naked
breasts of a different coed.
John
Schnatter ("Papa Johns")
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#3**
This former A list comedian/full-time a-hole recently brought forward his
girlfriend to the world even though they started hooking up when she was
not quite legal.
Dane
Cook/Kelsi Taylor
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actress from a fairly hit network show has
her management team up in arms because of some of the recent decisions she
has made in her personal life. Already people are doing something they have
never done before in her career which is hating on her. She also lost out
on a film role which was a big deal because the studio didn't want to deal
with the questions of hiring her now.
Chloe
Bennet/"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." (changed her Chinese last name because "Hollywood
Is Racist")
(dating
YouTuber Logan Paul/his trip to Japans Aokigahara forest, colloquially
known as the "suicide forest," where he filmed an apparent suicide
victim)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#5**
This probable permanent A list singer/network reality star can say what she
likes about her ticket sales, but the fact is, the owner of the establishment
is comping them like crazy just to get the place to even look like it is
close to capacity. People are being begged to go.
Gwen
Stefani
(Las
Vegas residency)
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#6**
I lose count because there are so many marriages, but I believe this is now
two of the past four marriages in this reality family have been shotgun weddings
which they go to great lengths to cover up, yet they still won't let my one
and only favorite get married to the guy she loves because he has been married
before. That is messed up.
Josiah
Duggar/Lauren Swanson (favorite: Jana)
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#7**
After the third night of getting blindingly drunk, this former A/A- list
mostly movie actress with a former franchise finally agreed to get a night
nurse for her infant. You can tell who did the hiring for the night nurse
because she looks like a night nurse you would cast if your significant other
was going to end up cheating with them, and probably not in a Hand That Rocks
The Cradle way, which if you have never seen, you should.
Kirsten
Dunst ("Spiderman") (Jesse Plemons)
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#8**
Remember that little break that this permanent A list musician/frequent reality
star had with this A- list mostly television actress? It probably lasted
a couple months or so before they finally put the finishing touches on their
agreement relationship. Apparently there is a woman claiming that our musician
got her pregnant and she is very close to delivering their baby.
David
Foster/Katharine McPhee
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#9**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who currently stars on
a hit pay cable show is someone all of you know and love. He was partying
last night and definitely has gained a few pounds since he was last spotted.
Anyway, the now pot belly bearing actor was not with the woman he has been
seeing but was definitely enjoying the company of a fellow concert goer who
seemed to be enjoying the taste of his tongue.
Joshua
Jackson
(Alyssa
Julya Smith)
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#10**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
recently threatened to kill the significant other of an actor ex.
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#11**
I have written about this A list country singer before and how she split
with her most recent boyfriend aka serial cheater like the singer. I wrote
about how he went back to his wife, but apparently our singer bought him
a car so he came running back. I'm sure this relationship won't have any
issues at all.
Miranda
Lambert
(Evan
Felker (estranged wife Staci Nelson)
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#12**
This A list televangelist recently had a cruise for his ministry. Apparently
it was just an excuse for him to have one on one meetings with his female
parishioners that always involved them getting naked.
T.
D. Jakes
(or
take your
pick)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#13**
I have written before about this permanent A list couple and their uterus
factory. Apparently, in the past week, they cut some type of deal while overseas
that gives them a "license" to continue doing this without fear of any
prosecution.
Beyoncé/Jay
Z
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#14**
The most recent celebrity ex of this A list singer who dumped him hard, tried
to kill himself last week.
Mac
Miller/Ariana Grande
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#15**
This former A list basketball player is fast running out of money so wants
to make his dollar and escort budget stretch further so he is leaving the
country. My prediction is if he stays in the country, he will be dead within
a year.
Lamar
Odom (China)
177. TAMARA
TATTLES 07/14
You really have to take this big reality participants words with a
grain (or perhaps a pound) of salt. My issue is not that she is the face
of a recently relocated retail store because they could not afford the rent.
My problem is that she pretends it is her store. I admit actually liking
the merchandise quite a bit, but the deal she has is either a small percentage
of profits and/or a payment for advertising the shop. The straw that broke
the camels back for me was when her cast mates were acting as if she
had opened a new store. As my spies tell it. It is a postage stamp size pop
up shop for the summer. Many other people on her series have done pop up
shops, mostly of their own personal clothes, this pop shop appears to be
overstock from the brick and mortar shop she is the face of. So once again,
this reality show personality will make some money for drawing attention
to the pop up, but it is in fact just another pop up. Shes not in the
retail business, or the online business. It wont make a dent in her
wallet. It is pocket change. I honestly dont know why she bothers with
this shit unless she is actually trying to help a friend, because she has
a Most Favored
Nation clause in her contract and is paid just a smidge under$100K per
episode for her reality show. She should be set for life, but she needs an
accountant who makes sure she pays her taxes. And she needs to watch her
spending and pay off her debts. The bottom line is she has yet to open a
store. Not a boutique, not a carpet store, not a furniture store, not a store
in Atlantic City. This person does not own a store anywhere.
NeNe
Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") (Swagg Boutique)
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#1**
This convicted child molester of his former celebrity clients and all around
dirt bag is online again trying to sell interviews and autographs. For $100
he will sign photos of him standing next to one of the teen actors he molested.
Marty
Weiss
("An
Open Secret")
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#2**
This former A+ list rapper not named Kanye but who once had a beef with Kanye
really should be careful going up against the talk show host who knows all.
She came thisclose to outing you the other day and if you keep pushing she
will also make sure that everyone has the info about you and the underage
boys too.
50
Cent/Wendy Williams
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#3**
A massive effort is being brought to bear on this A+ list mostly movie actor
to recommit to the church and to do a massive ad campaign for it too because
there are cracks beginning to show in the scam. The thing the church is most
worried about is a bunch of the recruited teens and college students talking
about what they had to do for rich church members to get them to join and
stay and keep writing those checks. It is very possible that once one person
talks the whole church and its matchsticks foundation will come crumbling
down.
Chris
Pratt ("Hillsong Church")
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#4**
Despite the horror of the box office numbers that was this reboot of an old
franchise, there is talk that Netflix wants to do another movie followed
by a television show. Their first choice is to stay away from the foreign
born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
The problem they face is she gets paid for a sequel regardless if she is
in it or not. As long as she does not drop out, she gets paid.
Alicia
Vikander ("Tomb Raider")
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#5**
This former A- list celebrity turned A- list reality star turned really poor
decisions when it comes to men celebrity had her assistant adopt 10 different
cats from 6 different shelters over the past month. Our former reality star
is allergic to cats. She has been doing some freaky stuff as of late and
I hope this is not part of it. At this point, she is so far gone though,
it wouldn't shock me. She is just fully on board for the ride her significant
other is taking her on.
Kat
Von D (Rafael Reyes)
(house
fire that killed her hairless cat)
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#6**
Not only has this former A/A- list mostly movie actor not been fired, the
A list director of the movie in which the actor is performing had a stripper
delivered to the trailer of the actor wearing nothing but a bow.
Emile
Hirsch/Quentin Tarantino ("Once Upon a Time in Hollywood")
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#7**
This website owner I have written about before who is married to an A- list
celebrity is cheating on her again. He treats her like absolute crap and
is just using her for her name and she doesn't seem to care. Alexis Ohanian
(Reddit)/Serena Williams
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#8**
In front of at least three other people, this B list celebrity offspring
of someone lower on the list than the offspring suggested she and her A list
boyfriend make a sex tape because "it would make everyone crazy." They already
have a "friend" who takes their picture when the couple is in bed together
or naked to have a record for the future. This is getting strange.
Hailey
Baldwin/Justin Beiber
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#9**
This foreign born former A+ list celebrity in her own country who got some
fame here with a sex tape is still A/A- list in her own country and is probably
C+ list here. She is in danger of losing all her children if her coke use
becomes known. She had given it up several boyfriends/kids ago, but is now
back on.
Katie
Price
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#1**
This A list celebrity, who doesnt work much anymore, is very heavy
on the political activism scene these days. This celebrity, and many others,
recently began to openly boycott & oppose a high profile companys
products - due to a donation they found highly objectionable.
Elon
Musk (donation to Republican Super Pac)
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#2**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress has been putting the squeeze
on her A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend to make things serious. She wants
public love and engagement and marriage. Our actor doesn't really want anything
serious and backs off when she mentions it. This causes her to unfollow him
and stop talking to him. Then, surprise surprise he misses hooking up with
her and sweet talks her back and says he is willing to be serious. She takes
him back and after a few weeks when she is expecting something serious again,
the whole scenario plays out all over again.
Eiza
Gonzalez/Josh Duhamel (and then right after this, they permanently
split)
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#3**
How do you make the rest of the cast look the same height as this vertically
challenged permanent A list mostly movie actor? Put them on a platform so
people have to look up to see them all. Nice idea. Throw those platform supports
in the shoes and it works pretty well.
Tom
Cruise
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#4**
Another day and another vulture coming out of the woodwork to try and shake
down the estate of this foreign born permanent A list singer. The idea is
to just cause as much trouble as possible and be enough of a nuisance where
someone just cuts them a check for $1M if they can get it. My guess is they
will get something in the very low six figures. They have no chance of winning,
but it is more about weighing how much it will cost to prove that against
just cutting that check.
George
Michael
(Kenny
Goss and Fadi Fawaz)
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#5**
Of course the rapper who is the convicted child molester/rapist went on the
lookout for some teenage girls. He found them too. Parents were practically
giving him their daughters which was just outrageous. I don't understand,
but I guess the money he was passing out to them was one of the reasons.
He took two of them back to his hotel with him.
6ix9ine
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#6**
This alliterate A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show
almost got replaced this season with someone younger. If the show continues
beyond this season, it will happen.
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#7**
This now disgraced former A+ YouTube star is dealing some drugs to help ends
meet. That would probably cap off a really bad decision year for him.
Logan
Paul
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#8**
I am kind of in awe at how she does it, but this A-/B+ list mostly television
actress all of you know who has had other, umm, more unusual gigs while also
acting managed to talk producers out of about $20K to buy clothes for the
press of her new show. She then pocketed the money and used clothes she got
for free from designers.
Olivia
Munn ("The Rook")
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#9**
This foreign born C+ list celebrity who is married to a foreign born B+ list
celebrity who is way down the list compared to another family member raped
a waitress at a gambling club after a night out. The guy is a terror. The
crazy thing is he will probably never go to jail or face any consequences
so he will just keep on doing it.
James
Matthews (British former professional racing driver, hedge fund manager,
and heir to the Scottish feudal title of Laird of Glen Affric0/Pippa Middleton
(sister of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge)
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#10**
This permanent A+ list rapper/Hall Of Fame pot smoker cheats on his wife
all the time. I think we all knew that. The thing is though, there is a wannabe
reality star who is so thirsty for fame she manufactures text messages to
try and get on a show and is taking him down with her. The sad fact is that
she probably has done enough now to get that reality show.
Snoop
Dogg/Celina Powell
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#1**
Unlike the other cast member from this network reality show that made a sex
tape, this person actually won the competition. This person also apparently
did it in return for money to buy drugs.
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#2**
In an effort to propel him higher in the ranks and give him a shot at the
top level, this closeted A list name recognition athlete got the media to
show off his new beard. For her part, I don't think the beard has any idea
she is a beard or what is going on. Would love a reporter to ask her questions
about the relationship. I bet she says they are just friends.
Tim
Tebow ("Miss Universe" Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network
show might want to slow her roll declaring her love for her new boyfriend.
While she is off filming, he has multiple women he sleeps with each week
in the town where he is based and usually picks up different women in the
cities where he travels to. The actress just has no idea.
Vanessa
Morgan ("Riverdale")/Michael Kopech (Chicago White Sox pitcher) (Brielle
Biermanns ex)
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#4**
This former A+ list politician who has gone for it all in the past and come
up short had a lot of different jobs during his career. The married politician
has been having a fling with a woman who is about half the age of his youngest
child. The crazy thing is he is seriously thinking of leaving his wife for
the new woman and thinks everyone will understand. Newt Gingrich
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#5**
This foreign born former A+ list athlete who might not be an athlete again
unless the price is right has a significant other. He supposedly loves her
and he might, but this past week he threw money at two strippers/escorts
as he made them do more and more degrading things for money while he laughed
and called them some very nasty names.
Conor
McGregor (Dee Devlin)
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#6**
This foreign born B- list celebrity from a very A+ list celebrity family
who made brief waves in the last couple months vaulting her to a 24 hour
window of A lister-ness is hooking up with a much older, much heavier, much
more hairy Formula One type owner who has cast aside his already young
significant other to be with the celebrity.
Lady
Kitty Spencer
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#7**
Apparently this former A+ list singer who likes underage sex and molesting
young girls has gone from just renting his projects for an hour or a day
to outright selling them which is what he recently did for a rapper. The
price was $250K with a promise she would never leave him no matter what the
rapper did to her. Why is no one stopping this? It isn't like it hasn't been
reported to authorities. It is crazy this is being allowed to continue.
R.
Kelly (obviously this was written long before the docuseries and at least
some things are beginning to change)
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#8**
This former A list mostly movie actress is out promoting a huge box office
bomb of a movie which will probably not do wonders for her movie career.
She talks a lot about certain things, but leaves out two very important things
because she does want a career again. She has not spoken out at all about
the disgraced writer/director who forced her to have sex for roles more than
once. He also forced her to have sex scenes he cut but then showed to
actor/director/producer friends who would then call her in to read for roles
where they often tried to force her to have sex with them. She is also not
discussing the former A+ lister who verbally and emotionally abused her for
years and caused an equal amount of years in therapy. She has to stay silent
if she wants to keep the career revival going.
Actress: Neve Campbell
Movie: "Skyscraper"
Writer/director: James Toback
Former A+ lister: John Cusack
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#9**
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor thinks women should just look
pretty on screen and have nothing to do with anything behind the scenes which
he considers the sole domain of men. Apparently his foreign born actress
wife has never tried to change his mind. Daniel Craig/Rachel Weisz
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#10**
This former A list singer was supposed to spend an entire weekend with her
child(ren) but ended up spending just three hours with the child(ren) before
calling it quits.
Britney
Spears
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#11**
This is the craziest thing I have heard. This A/A- list reality star wants
her significant other to walk away from millions of dollars and quit his
job just because she is afraid he will cheat on her unless he is with her
24/7.
Khloe
Kardashian/Tristan Thompson
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#12**
This permanent A- list mostly movie actress who has been acting since she
was a child has a bartender she hooks up with a few times a week. She is
rich and he is not. She says she isn't paying him anything, but every time
he comes over he always needs "cab fare," and she gives him like $1000. That
is one hell of a cab.
Drew
Barrymore
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#13**
This former commercial actress/wannabe television actress/sometime model
has given up any pretense at all and flew to the city where you get your
photo taken for the "yachting look book." She wants to be a wife though which
means she will probably have to relocate overseas for the next six months.
Charlotte
McKinney (Miami)
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#14**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner was
the king of coke this past weekend while partying in a club where they didn't
stop any patrons from doing line after line. It was one of the craziest parties
I have heard about in quite some time. Nothing like sports and celebrities.
Leonardo
DiCaprio (volleyball game)
(dinner
with Lebron James)
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#15**
This former A list "singer" from back in the day is doing things right. She
knows her ability to sell tickets is limited despite everyone knowing her.
She is teaming up with as many casinos as possible who have agreed to buy
50% of all her seats. No matter what, it will look like she is filling up
theatres.
Paula
Abdul
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#16**
As I told you and revealed, this former A list spokesperson has set in motion
what would normally be a ridiculous motion to get freed. In this case however,
it will be granted and his sentence reduced or commuted because of the
information he provided.
Jared
Fogle ("Subway" spokesperson)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#17**
This A list hairstylist has an office in the Middle East? Why? She provides
a cover story and a reason for a work visa for models headed there for other
reasons. Our hairstylist gets a nice fee for her services and allows her
to spend money on hobnobbing and making it seem as if she is huge in the
celebrity world.
Jen
Atkin
214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/16 **#18**
**THE INTERVIEW**
PART
ONE
This interview was not formal in any sense of the word. I happened to know
where this former Disney actress would be and the current A-/B+ lister knew
I was coming and why I wanted to talk. She named some names, but not others.
In addition, some of the names she did give are very small players and I
have not had a chance to talk to them, so just give their general job
description. This is not an obscure actress. All of you know who she is and
she wants to come forward. She wants to speak on the record and on camera
but is scared she will no longer have a career. She doesn't want to be known
as the person who told everything and but never gets work. She is still super
young and wants to earn enough to live on before going public. She did say
that if you get a camera in front of her while she is drunk, she might change
her mind. I started out by asking her with her first experiences in show
business and if she has ever been molested or assaulted. She gave a very
long response. I have done some light editing because she was giving her
exact age so I generalized it to make it more difficult to guess. "I guess
I was a tween when I first started. That was actually a pretty good experience
as I look back at it now. It was a good role and I really thought that was
the kind of work I was going to do my whole career. Even though it was a
good experience, I remember that men and women had to share some dressing
rooms because the cast was so large. I had two or three changes of clothes
and I definitely got some stares that made me uncomfortable, but men had
been staring at me for years so it was something I was used to. I shouldn't
have been used to it, but I was. There were a lot of women in corsets in
the production and I think the men were more focused on them. I was so excited
just to be acting and getting paid that I didn't really notice much of anything
else outside my limited view of the world." "I really thought after that
production that I would get lots of work and that agents and managers would
be fawning over me. It never occurred to my tween brain that probably no
one of any significance had seen it. My hopes for private jets and screaming
fans was going to have to wait." "During the time immediately after that
production I went out on a lot of auditions. I was lucky to have my mom with
me for most of them. Honestly, if I have one piece of advice to parents who
want to be managers to their kids is that you need to be there. If you are
not there, shit is going to happen to your kids they will never get over.
It's one thing to go out of town and your kids have a party with their friends.
Think about if you go out of town and the people that come over are a bunch
of adults who are going to pass around your kid like a party favor and take
pictures of the whole thing." "I know I didn't get a lot of roles because
my mom was there. Some other kid would go in and their parent wouldn't be
there. That girl would be forced to strip to her underwear and they would
take a bunch of Polaroids and have her pose in a bunch of positions. They
would do this for literally hundreds of girls each week. I know they did
it to boys too, but I never really saw that, just heard it from friends."
"When they would see I had my mom with me, they would have me come in and
read a few lines and say thanks and that was it. Two or three minutes tops.
The other girls would be in for 20-30 minutes and come out looking worked
over." "Call backs were always in a private office rather than in a public
office. I once had a callback for a commercial. There was this guy there
who worked for the company who was selling the product. It was for some chewing
gum. He was seated behind his desk and couldn't stand up because his pants
were on the floor and he was stroking himself while talking to me. He asked
me if I wanted to see and I said no and I ran out of that f**king place.
Meanwhile there were a bunch of girls there in the waiting room and I knew
one of them would say yes. The pressure even when I was a tween was to say
yes. These girls are the income for their parents. Even if the parents don't
say touch the man's d**k, the girl knows they are the income for the family.
What kind of parents quit their jobs and have some 11 year old girl be their
sole source of income." "Oh, and even though I didn't go around the corner
to see that guy's d**k, I have been told point blank that if I didn't touch
a d**k, I was not going to get a job. In fact, that is how I got my big break.
I got cast on a show and didn't have to do anything with anyone. They just
liked me. The reason I didn't have to do anything is because I was a little
older then. I was in my mid-teens. They were afraid I would fight back. They
did molest and force at least two of my younger co-stars to blow a producer
and told each of them separately that whoever could get the guy to orgasm
first would get the job and the other would be sent home. These girls were
like 13 or 14. The sad f**king thing is this was not the first time they
had to audition like this. Oh, and all the while some a-hole is filming them
too so he can tell his jerkoff friends that he is the casting couch king.
I guarantee that if you go to some teen show producer's house or his cloud
or whatever, there are hundreds of hours of him with tweens and teens." "Anyway,
my show was going well and I knew it was going well and I knew they loved
me and they wanted to do bigger things. Instead, they brought me in and said
they were going to fire me and bring in someone more cooperative. Next thing
I know, I am losing my virginity to a sweaty old fat face f**k producer on
his office couch while crying the whole time and vowing to get revenge. The
fat f**k." "I got my promotion and show though. I can't even talk about the
show without seeing this guy. I should never have agreed. I don't think I
even said yes, I just kind of gave in and he was all over me. It took about
2 minutes and I hated my life for six months after that. I shut down. I started
drinking a bit and then a lot and blamed myself. The thing is I was going
through some rough s**t in my life right then and my mom couldn't be around
like she had been. She was rarely around through no fault of her own and
it was up to me to fight my own battles and I just wasn't ready. The first
season of that show was them trying to get me into the skimpiest of clothes
and to go without bras and was just a pawing and grope fest. I was a f**king
piece of meat." "The girls that would come in for an episode or two or a
walk on role had it the worst. They hadn't "made" it yet so had to prove
themselves. The producers had a Halloween bucket. Instead of candy though
it had condoms. They would grab one and say they were going trick or treating.
The one mandate from above was there could not be any pregnancies. None.
That Halloween bucket was filled every month and it was a big bucket. That
shows you how much they were f**king other people. A hit show and the producers
were way more concerned with raping a 16 year old than the show."
PART
TWO
"The thing about television shows is that there are days you can dodge and
hide and know what to do to avoid being groped or talked about at least in
front of your face. Those guys in the suits were always coming around and
you know what their first stop always was? Well, after craft services where
they would grab a water bottle and start talking about who they f**ked the
night before or why they bought their girlfriend new t*ts and were just
disgusting? They would go to wardrobe. They would go in just to see how
everything was going and make sure the budget wasn't being wasted in clothes.
They would sit in the door or just inside the trailer and watch these teenage
girls getting dressed and undressed. Totally naked and the guys would sit
there drinking those water bottles and every so often pretending to text
when they were really taking pictures. What is one of those girls supposed
to say? Get out? F**k that. They want to work. What is the hair or makeup
or wardrobe person supposed to say? Get out? They want to work too. So, everyone
would work as quickly as possible. What the girls hated hearing was one of
the suits asking someone else what a girl's name was. That girl knew she
was going to be called in for a "meeting." That meeting was going to be in
an empty trailer except for a couch that folds out into a bed and she was
going to be "counseled" about her future. Those trailers would be filled
with used condoms by the end of the day. I don't know who had to clean the
trailers, but I'm sure they thought they were on a porn set." "I started
all that because I meant to talk about the difference between movies and
television. After a certain amount of practice and because I had reached
a certain level in the show, I could go a day or even a week without being
hassled. I knew what to do and where to go and places to avoid. I knew who
would hide me and the secret places on set to go check my phone and grab
an hour for myself. On a movie? That first movie had me all messed up. I
was out of town. I was out of the country and I was in a remote location.
I know this is why we started talking. That guy I had to work with. That
guy who gives me shivers. I sometimes wish I was in one of those Ashley Judd
movies where she went after the guy and killed him for what he did to her.
I want that. I know I'm famous. I know I make a lot of money compared to
almost everyone else in this country. I get it. I have put up with a lot
of crap behavior, but did it because I love the actual filming. The trade
off was worth it. The last few years dealing with this asshole have been
the worst of my life." "From day one on this movie set I had no place to
escape. If I disappeared, I would have three PA's looking for me to bring
me back. At my hotel, they knew where to find me. I even checked into a different
hotel to hide but some of the crew ended up staying in that hotel so that
was a bust. The second night I showed up there he was in the lobby just waiting.
There is a point I just gave up. I checked out. I literally just gave in
and let him take me to his suite and have sex with me. I was breaking down
and it seemed easier to be done with it. The good news was he didn't chase
me around all the time or hunt me down. The bad part was I was now his property.
He even flat out told people he owned me. If a guy came on set or an executive
was visiting from LA, he would put his arm around me almost in a choke hold
and grab my breast right in front of the visitor. I was his property." "I
have never been the same since that experience. Prior to that, I could hide
things. My boyfriend didn't know about the on set stuff on the tv show because
I didn't really share it. I know he would just blame me for it so why bother.
After the movie though, I was a different person. My boyfriend left and there
has been no one for me since. I don't really want anyone. Sometimes I will
meet someone cute and go to dinner but I'm watching out for me and these
guys only care about themselves and getting in my pants. F**kboys is what
I call them. I would rather go home and drink wine and forget the day or
week or month." "In positive news, I am involved in a couple productions
right now and honestly, I have not been groped or gawked at or even discussed
in a sexual manner as far as I know. One of the projects doesn't really have
an opportunity for that kind of interaction and is the main reason I took
it. I get to act and not have to worry about any of the crap that comes with
it. Do you think if I told people I was a lesbian, the guys would leave me
alone?"
Actress: Dove Cameron
Mom: Bonnie Wallace
First experiences in show business: Young Cosette in the Bainbridge Performings
Arts stage production of "Les Miserables"
Big break: "Liv and Maddie"
Teen show producer: Andy Fickman
First movie: "Descendants" (filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada)
Director: Kenny Ortega
Boyfriend: Ryan McCartan
Current projects: "Dumplin'" starring Jennifer Aniston; "Agents of
S.H.I.E.L.D."
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#1**
It was no accident that this closeted foreign born former A+ list boy bander
turned A- list solo artist said what he said over the weekend to the group
of celebrities he said it to. He did it to shake things up a lot in their
worlds.
Harry
Styles ("One Direction")/Kendall Jenner/Shawn Mendes ("I mean, were
all a little bit gay," the singer told the fan as the audience cheered.
"Were all a little bit gay, arent we?")
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#2**
This A- list director who used to be a B+ list director just couldn't stay
away from the threesomes involving a relative of an ex and this foreign born
model who is a celebrity offspring. That was a marriage killer right there.
Director: Eli Roth
Ex/relative: Peaches Geldof/Pixie Geldof
Celebrity offspring: Daisy Lowe (father Gavin Rossdale)
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#3**
Is it going to shock anyone here that this foreign born C list celebrity
who is insanely wealthy had to buy her own engagement ring. Her slightly
slightly higher on the list celebrity boyfriend offered to buy one, but she
was having no part of it. She thinks it is love, but she also wants to be
in charge of what people think about her ring.
Chloe
Green/Jeremy "Hot Felon" Meeks
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#4**
According to this one named singer, this celebrity/businessperson/frequent
Tweeter gets a little out of hand when he is coming down from one of his
coke benders.
Grimes/Elon
Musk
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#5**
Speaking of coke, this former MTV star really needs to worry about her own
coke use. In the past year, it has gone from fun weekend thing to a daily
need. One issue, other than the obvious is how will it affect that new big
deal she signed because they have a zero tolerance drug policy AND have a
punitive clause where they can seek damages to their brand if she violates
any number of terms in their morality clause.
Ashlee
Simpson
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#6**
It was a fishing expedition put on by the PR team of this A list rapper and
her husband. There are no tabloids willing to pay six figures for baby pictures
any longer unless you are guaranteed to sell magazines by the truckload.
In the age of social media, those days are long gone. The PR team was hoping
some tabloid would bite at the rumor. Nope. Not going to happen.
Cardi
B/Offset
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#7**
This pay cable network is set to cancel an upcoming show by this radio host
over recent revelations that keep popping up. The thing that is sad and
disgusting is that his current employer thinks his behavior is just fine
because he hosts a number one show. They also thought the same thing when
another number one host had accusations leveled against him. They care about
ratings, not victims.
Charlamagne
tha God
(HBO)
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#8**
Another link. Another hey there is nothing to see here to the press who will
go quietly into that good night and do and report what they are told, especially
with the secrets act in that country. A dinner for two between two former
in-laws. A subtle spiking of a drink and then this foreign born former A-
list model/keeper of secrets/reality star passes away.
Annabelle
Neilson (ex-husband: Nathaniel Philip Rothschild)
(cause
of death: "cerebrovascular accident" )
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#9**
This A+ list mostly movie actor always has a good reason why he should be
distanced from box office disasters in which he stars. He takes ALL the credit
when things go well, but has a team in place to blame others or other reasons
for any lackluster numbers. This time is no different, except the tabloids
are printing word for word what the PR people say. Grow a spine tabloids.
Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson ("Skyscraper")
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#10**
Mr. X: What current Disney Channel actor, who is out of the closet in private
but not openly yet, has spent most of his summer yachting across Europe?
The yacht he's been pictured on via his social media actually belongs to
that disgraced director/producer who's been hiding out overseas.
Kevin
Quinn ("Bunk'd")/Bryan Singer
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#11**
Mr. X: While this one named permanent A+++ list entertainer keeps saying
she'll never retire, she is going to scale back her workload over the next
year or so. Yes she's got a new album ready to be released, but I'm hearing
whispers that the arena tour that will accompany the album might be her last
one and she'll only be doing smaller venues after that. Madonna
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#12**
Mr. X: In a move which surprises no one, producers of the upcoming season
of that celebrity version of that reality show juggernaut (the US version
that is) are very close to signing this former girl group member/frequent
reality star who loves plastic surgery. They're really hoping she spills
on her affair that got her back in the headlines a while back. You know who
else they're in negotiations with? A lady you all know who has been in the
headlines a lot lately. "Celebrity Big Brother"/Aubrey ODa (Donald
Trump Jr./Stormy Daniels
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#13**
This former naked celebrity turned multiple show reality star is not closeted,
but doesn't go out of her way to talk about her bisexuality. She has hooked
up with a married out former A+ lister for some $$. Kendra
Wilkinson
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#14**
Apparently this radio company was perfectly OK with this A list rapper with
a movie sounding name double cupping some sizzurp doing a radio interview
marathon with different announcers.
Wiz
Khalifa ("The Wiz") ("The Breakfast Club" radio show)
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#15**
This thinks she is about to be married reality star from a bar based show
has no idea no deposits have been placed and no arrangements she thinks have
been made by her soon to be husband have actually been made. This should
be interesting.
Brittany
Cartwright/Jax Taylor ("Vanderpump Rules")
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#16**
Cocaine Cowboy: Screaming at the top of your lungs that you are a cocaine
cowboy is probably the not best thing if you are this A- list mostly television
actor from a fairly hit cable show all of you know, but not from his acting.
The actor, who only clawed his way back up the list with this show, was once
A- list back in the day. Not ever the best actor, but had good looks and
a very public relationship, he has struggled with sobriety. He has also had
issues with violence towards women. Doing lines of coke this week with a
bunch of half naked models who would like nothing more than to be seen with
him is par for the course. One of the models was not as interested as the
others which he took as a personal offense. She says he punched her in the
stomach and while she had her mouth open gasping for air he forced himself
into her mouth. He told her he would punch her again unless she kept doing
it. So, she kept doing it until he finished and then he said all women come
around eventually to him and she would be back more for later. Her roommate
at the hotel told her to call the police, but our model refused because she
has a boyfriend and thinks the boyfriend would think it was her fault for
going to a party in the actor's suite.
Ryan
Phillippe ("Shooter")/Reese Witherspoon
231.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 07/18
Which Food Network star is being looked at by independent investigators after
a makeup artist claims she was verbally assaulted on the set of one of his
hit shows? The married chef, who has children, insists that the whole thing
was a misunderstanding, however, the network decided that the alleged incident
needed to be investigated. What with his having a public image as the perfect
family man, insiders were shocked to hear that the star was being accused
of saying some very, very naughty things to the lady who just wanted to do
her job! Guy Fieri
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#1**
This foreign born alliterate model is doing a lot of blah blah blah about
her ex, but is still hooking up with the guy she doesn't want anyone to know
about.
Asia
Argento (Anthony Bourdain)
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is probably down to an A- list
and would be much lower if not for another installment of one of her movies
used a makeup trick to cover up some bruising caused by an incident at home
and even made up a nice story to go with it just in case anyone noticed the
bruising that has no basis in reality.
Amanda
Seyfried ("Mamma Mia! 2: Here We Go Again")/Thomas Sadoski
(jealous
of her filming with ex Dominic Cooper)
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#3**
This misspelled flowering financial institution of a singer/rapper is spinning
a yarn about her latest album. The truth is no one will give her any money
to make it and she has no money of her own. She is basically living off donations
from fans and the occasional appearance. She is super talented but turns
record companies and investors off so quickly because she gets so many people
so angry.
Azealia
Banks
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#4**
The years and the players change, but never the reason. This A- list reality
star with the lucrative side gig has one reason why she and the guy she would
have split with already if not for the one night stand that turned into a
lifetime connection do not go out in public very often. His reason, like
so many other famous guys before him is he wants to make sure when he is
out in public alone it is still easy for him to pick up other women for new
one night stands.
Kylie
Jenner/Travis Scott
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#5**
Apparently this permanent A list "singer" from a group and solo who now does
a lot more reality television than singing which is a blessing for us all
if you have ever seen her actually try to sing live rather than using a backing
track had given her A list boyfriend an ultimatum about his drinking. Things
have been going downhill awhile and the end is nigh.
Gwen
Stefani/Blake Shelton (falls on stage)
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#6**
This would make at least the third athlete from this particular team from
a Summer Olympics sport that no longer wants to participate in the sport
because they know they are addicted to opioids and would never pass a drug
test and have no desire to compete again. This one is not alliterate and
has arguably been in the news more than any other team member.
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#7**
There is a new book out there about Old Hollywood and says that a pair of
permanent A list mostly movie actors were long time lovers. Nothing more
distant from the truth. In the past, the author was already debunked about
numerous claims and stories they have written.
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#8**
A Birdie Blind Item: When it comes to celebrity suicides, there is often
an element of the inexplicable. Not so much, this one. If the cache of files
- obtained through years of surveillance, and statements from at least one
defector - are ever released, you'll know that his spying went beyond walking
into a certain embassy, drunk, this one time. He believed that he might end
up like the famous/notorious couple, which is a sad irony. It's not that
they had stopped bugging his phones, and reading his mail - especially at
the western retreat - but he was by then a has-been, professionally speaking,
and otherwise. Not even the intelligence community cared about him anymore.
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#9**
A disgraced A-list director and his entire cabal are panicking right now.
They all know a bomb is about to be dropped, and have instructed all of their
minions to do whatever they can. Bryan Singer (World War III (TV Series)
(announced))
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#10**
A Birdie Blind Item: Interesting, the choice of subject matter by the
best-selling writer whose one particular work you may have read, or even
now seen. By interesting, I mean, his late father, and his own past. If you're
a student of a particular generational movement, way back in the day, or
have even seen the movie about a certain incident, it all seems justified.
But that's only part of the story. Yes, he married, of course, but his secret
predilections were closer to those of his longtime, literal follower. In
fact, according to the deathbed confession of a recently deceased former
vice cop, he was the one behind a string of disappearances in the district
famous for theater and other, more discreet services. He would earn the boy's
trust by plausibly claiming he was reporting on their plight, even giving
them money for food and a place to stay. But when they came to trust him
well enough to get into his car, it was the last anyone would see of them.
And, really, when it came to most of the boys, who would even miss them?
The son knows nothing of his father's secret life. Who might have? This other
writer, who famously left the country for good before any of it happened.
Whenever the father would visit, one or two boys employed as a certain kind
of household servant would vanish, presumed, usually, to have run
away.
Best selling writer: Caleb Carr
One particular work: "The Alienist"
Late father: Lucien Carr
Generational movement: "Beat Generation"
Certain incident: Killing in Riverside Park "Kill Your Darlings" (killing
of David Kammerer)
Longtime, literal follower: William S. Burroughs
Other writer, who famously left the country: Allen Ginsberg
242.
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LAWYER 07/18 **#11**
That foreign born A+ list mogul/reality judge/star/a-hole/chain smoker is
about to have a world of serious crap come down on his over sized egotistical
head in the next week. It is all courtesy of that long time employee he treated
wretchedly yet again and a former "employee," who is trying to expose a world
of underage abuse with singers being pawned off for sexual favors to whoever
will pay the most. Simon Cowell
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#12**
Apparently botox and breast lifts can only do so much. This former A+ list
mostly television actress from an iconic role who now mainly does movies
and not always very well is filming a new project. She went to lunch with
a younger female assistant, but only about a decade younger. A waitress asked
the assistant in front of our actress, "Your mother looks so familiar." The
actress was not pleased.
Jennifer
Aniston
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#13**
Our favorite madam should look very very closely to the person she thinks
is her best friend. That friend not only sells stories to the tabloids, but
is also trying to get our madam charged with some very serious crimes so
the friend can assume the business. Farrah Abraham/Frenchy Morgan
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#14**
This former A+ list singer who is now probably A- list wishes she could afford
the vacation she is on right now. The only time she can afford a yacht is
if she is hooking up with the owner for passage. Her significant other doesn't
seem to mind because she lets him hook up with the Instagram models.
Christina
Aguilera/Matthew Rutler
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#15**
This is one that is about being blindsided. I don't think this former A-/B+
list actress who is not that great of an actress and certainly not a very
good businessperson either knows what her A list celebrity husband is doing.
She thinks he is being warm and kind and doing some things in their best
interest. Nope. He is setting it all up to dump her in a very cold, leave
her with nothing kind of way. He wants her to see one hand while the other
is wreaking havoc behind her back.
Jessica
Biel/Justin Timberlake
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#16**
Questions Remain: The investigation into the death of this A list celebrity
continues to move forward. By my count, at least three dozen people have
been interviewed. Included on the list are seven, count them seven people
the significant other of the celebrity was cheating on the celebrity with.
Not cheated on, but cheating. I'm not sure how the significant other had
time to do anything but cheat. Apparently the cheating was causing a lot
of friction between the pair and the fact that the significant other was
using the funds of the celebrity to pay for all of this cheating. We are
talking not tens of thousands of dollars, but hundreds of thousands of dollars
in gifts and cash and trips and expenses. This was not money the celebrity
had just kicking around the house but money that was essentially everything
the celebrity owned, all going towards the good times of the significant
other. Also interesting is that $5M boost to the life insurance policy of
the celebrity about nine months ago that was already at $10M. There is an
attempt at spinning at those close to the significant other, but it won't
change the result. Kate Spade/Andy Spade
248.
POPBITCH
07/19
It's been a trend among celeb chefs to release cookbooks encouraging healthy
eating and balanced nutrition but which TV foodie is using a much
more old-skool method to stay trim? By necking diet pills until they get
the shakes.
Jamie
Oliver;
Gordon
Ramsey
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#1**
This underage A-/B+ list Disney actress had a gun held to her head recently
while she was orally servicing her older boyfriend. She says he is just like
that and she doesn't mind. Where are the parents??? Skai Jackson
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#2**
ESPY Awards: By the time this A list celebrity couple hit the red carpet,
the tension was simmering between them. At an after party they started off
fighting before realizing everyone was looking. Whenever she is in LA, she
hooks up with a guy she has been seeing for a long time. This time though,
her higher on the list in his corner of the entertainment world celebrity
husband wouldn't let her out of his sight and they were just miserable the
entire week.
Ciara/Russell
Wilson
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#3**
This cable outlet has specific criteria to meet before it will give you its
version of an icon award. One of those is, if you are a person of color,
you are starting out with 85 strikes against you and internally they say
there are only two people of color they would even give an icon award to
right now and about 100 white people. So, yeah, basically it is like winning
any kind of award at People if you are a person of color.
Missy
Elliot (MTV/VMA Video "Vanguard Award")
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#4**
ESPY Awards: So, yeah, somehow this closeted NFL player who doesn't play
quarterback thought if he hit up Grindr while in town that no one would recognize
him. Ummm, that definitely wasn't the case.
Odell Beckham
Jr.
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#5**
A new album dropping and a new year long tour were just the last straw.
Apparently this former A+ list tweener had been telling her long time on
again off again actor significant other they could finally settle down. With
this news, that would be pushed almost two years and our actor has not been
willing to wait that long so they split. It is not the first split. Maybe
it won't last, but for now it is a split. Here is an interesting side note
to all of this. A foreign born ex of the actor is with an actor right now
who won't commit and she is tiring of it. If our former tweener is not careful,
I see her actor and his foreign born ex hooking up and eloping within a month
because they both want the same thing.
Miley
Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth (Eiza González/Josh Duhamel)
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#6**
ESPY Awards: This B+ list actress/singer who has had more success singing
than her Disney career is not old enough to drink yet, but she was doing
coke like a champ and definitely went back to the hotel of this married hockey
player. from her home state. Olivia Holt
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#7**
Never had sex with a woman, so he considers that being chaste. No one has
ever asked this one season reality star about the men he has hooked up with.
Colton
Underwood ("The Bachelorette")
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#8**
ESPY Awards: This permanent A list athlete in multiple sports was being his
usual a-hole self this week. Apparently he made one woman cry when she refused
his pickup lines by stating she has a boyfriend. He told her that unless
her boyfriend was a millionaire and was famous that she should give him up
and "give up her p***y" to our athlete because otherwise it was useless.
Yeah, still winning hearts and minds this one.
Shaun
White
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#9**
ESPY Awards: Why yes, that was this A list mostly television actress who
is an Emmy winner/nominee from a very hit network show drunk off her ass
last night yelling at everyone that they should all go do karaoke. She was
drinking straight from wine and vodka bottles. Allison Janney
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#10**
ESPY Awards: This long time onscreen personality/pseudo celebrity from back
in the day has been making a come back of sorts through her offspring who
is turning into a celebrity. Apparently though, the matriarch believes in
racial purity and won't let her daughter date anyone who is not as white
as white can be.
259.
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LAWYER 07/19 **#11**
ESPY Awards: This alliterate NBA player is still young. Apparently he also
needs to let his mother know where he is at all times because when he was
not texting with his mother he was face timing her. It was very strange.
Kyle
Kuzma
260.
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LAWYER 07/19 **#12**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who stars on a pay cable
show that is soon ending wants to marry her female lover but her management
team told her they would stop representing her if she does.
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#13**
This foreign born A- list actress/model who is focusing more on movies now
after her almost television start recently overdosed and had to be saved
with Narcan. Ruby Rose
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#14**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item: So I have a new/old source for certain goings on
in Africa and the Arab world, including the mideast to Hollywood dancing
boy pipeline: this is my most recent twitter follower - a certain senior
foreign correspondent, and mideast bureau chief during the aughts. (More
than 20% of my high school graduating class went to the same college, including
her.) [Okay, so it was just two people, out of twelve...] We made the transcon
journey together, in her playboy dad's luxury sedan, along with an extremely
large trunk full of apparently secret belongings [I wasn't allowed to look
inside]. We were denied lodging in Alabama because we weren't married [maybe,
I guess, shoulda stopped in Vegas {ironic we were banned from the inn, because,
it turned out, a certain law enforcement/judicial convention was taking place,
very probably including someone who had been banned from the mall}]. I also
learned that the South is full of teen fast food workers very eager to leave
[as in: where you guys going? a: *** **** q: can I come? a: no, but thanks]
and alligator tastes like an old boot.) When I get to the college times material,
there will likely be a road trip short about that. You can imagine who we
met up with in a certain southern college town (the one, I mean, in the
peach-themed state), and the story he has to tell. (Spoiler alert: Walter's
bbq had closed down.) What happens when we reach our destination? The
aforementioned luxury sedan explodes. We should've been inside at the
time...
Someone who had been banned from the mall: Roy Moore
Town: Athens, GA
263.
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LAWYER 07/19 **#15**
This A list celebrity might just call this former tweener a friend but he
certainly has certain things he requires his friend to do before he is willing
to call his dealer for her. She lost her dealer when she fought with her
assistant who was sleeping with the singer's dealer. She is dependent on
others for access and is having to pay for access to the new dealer and it
is not being paid with money.
Demi
Lovato/G-Eazy
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#16**
The Clique: An actor all of you know is spilling about his time with his
clique that has pushed him out because of his sexuality. Once you are in
this little clique, you usually are in for life. This little acting circle
gets you lots and lots of work. You have to bow down to the A+ list actor
in charge of it all, and drop everything when he tells you to drop it, but
you will get a lot of easy high paid work. You can be the creepiest of creeps
when it comes to women and you will not get booted. If you get busted on
set getting handsy with someone, there are no issues. That NDA she signed
to keep her quiet will be enforced with maximum effect. Sure, if you force
yourself on her or something worse, they might have to write a check, but,
hey, they all do it, even the married ones, so no getting kicked out of the
group. Apparently what will you get booted is if you are gay, unless you
are a woman and are willing to do threesomes with any of the actors. That
is perfectly acceptable and encouraged. One foreign born A- list actress
said when she first encountered the clique while filming a role prior to
becoming famous, she thought if she told them she was gay, they would leave
her alone. Nope. The next day, they brought a female to her and told her
to prove it or she would be fired. She then ended up having sex with the
woman and two of the actors, both of whom were married. They still are actually.
Our actor says that everything was good as long as he pretended to be straight
and talked about his beards. As soon as the former A list mostly movie actor
from multiple big films who has seen his career slide to B list since a franchise
ended, started talking about a male crush he had on a crew member, the crew
member was fired. Our actor has not worked with the clique in several years
now, after working on multiple projects. In fact, they spread the word to
such an extent, that he has had trouble getting work at all any longer and
the former almost A+ lister is now starting to do Comic Cons to make ends
meet.
Former A+ list actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
Former A list movie actor: Tobey Maguire
Franchise: "Spiderman"
Foreign born A- list actress:
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LAWYER 07/20 **#1**
Don't believe the hype. This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still
a solid A lister when he is not drunk or whacked out of his mind on all the
drugs he takes is not dating the always trying to be sober former B+ list
singer/celebrity offspring of an A++ lister and an ad for a new season of
Botched.
Johnny
Depp/Lisa Marie Presley/Priscilla Presley
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#2**
This foreign born A+ list singer/rapper has plenty of time to play musical
hookers (last one in the car each stop gets kicked to the side of the road
or has to service the driver to stay in the game) but has no time he says
to see his child. Not seeing or even trying to reach out and contact through
video either. It is pretty sad. Probably why he always basically forces the
women he gets pregnant into having abortions.
Drake
267.
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LAWYER 07/20 **#3**
Last I checked, and I checked early last week, this soon to be a probable
A+ list NFL player who is already A list in the NFL city where he plays had
a girlfriend. A long time girlfriend. So, it was interesting to see his choice
of who to cheat on her with. I don't think it was who any of us would have
guessed.
San
Francisco 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo(porn star Kiara
Mia)
268.
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LAWYER 07/20 **#4**
While the cameras were rolling, this NBA player finally figured out he is
just a pawn in the chess world of this momager and her desire to keep the
reality money train going as long as possible. The ex showing up before was
on him. The ex showing up this time was because the momager knew it would
make for good ratings.
NBA
player: Ben Simmons
Momager: Chris Jenner (Kendall Jenner)
Ex: Tinashe
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#5**
A month before she even went on tour I told you to not waste your money to
go see this former A list singer/federal inmate. I didn't even think the
tour would go the distance, but I was sure, most nights people would leave
angry and frustrated and wanting their money back. The result? People are
frustrated and want their money back and for the singer to come to the show
with at least more coherence than a late stage Amy Winehouse concert. These
shows are a disaster.
Lauryn
Hill
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#6**
Look for this news executive to not return to his post when he says he will
return. This is all posturing to make him and everything else about to go
down, look good.
271.
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LAWYER 07/20 **#7**
You have never heard so much complaining. This former A- list mostly movie
actress from a famous movie franchise who now makes her money doing bad
television says Comic Con is a waste of time. She says the accommodations
always suck and that no guys there can ever afford her rates or even really
know who she is.
Tara
Reid ("American Pie"/"Sharknado")
272.
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LAWYER 07/20 **#8**
Dead Poets Society - A Dancing Boy Blind: The one about strange and sinister
goings on in the production of a certain near tv series based on the works
of a permanent A list novelist is coming (release is next week, I believe),
but here's another one: On the 21st day of the first month in the year of
our Lord, 2008 (as he might say), I and many others lost an important mentor,
teacher, and spiritual adviser. He was also a writer, and friend of many
in the old elite, penning memoirs about more than one of those friendships.
(His obit was published in the west coast paper of record sixteen days later.)
What he didn't and couldn't say in one of those memoirs, largely because
of the widow, but also because propriety didn't allow it, is what or rather
who inspired one of the several most famous English language literary works
of the last century. It was a poem, pioneering in form, with enough allusions
to keep scholars busy for decades, and probably longer. It was also what
the author's life had become, in his view, after the loss of this one person.
The person in question? A boy, who his friend - my teacher - guesses was
probably sixteen at the time they first met. It's unclear when the physical
part began (probably two years later, when he had finished school), but not
what happened next: he enlisted, as so many of his fellows had, and was killed
in a gas attack on the western front before his twentieth birthday. By the
time the friend met him, he was still pious, but drinking too much, and
wandering, in that state, to a certain part of the capital city. The young
men he picked up sometimes stole from him, sometimes pitied him, but rarely
recognized him (it's not like most of them read books). How do I know? After
I turned eighteen, I was invited to lunch at the famous LA chili establishment,
where I met the friend's secret husband for the first time - an old Hollywood
man named Maurice. After several drinks, followed by several more, he told
me this story, and others (to come)... I immediately ordered a phone (do
you remember when you could order a phone at restaurants?), and dialed my
soon-to-be college roommate, with whom I'd been coincidentally arguing about
this very subject for several weeks by letter. It was at least half-like
that scene in the most famous movie by the accused but apparently not so
disgraced director his backers won't give him money - the part where they're
waiting in line - but for real.
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#9**
Mr. X: There are several men who are prepping to come forward about this
annoying name dropper of a late night host saying he either sexually harassed,
date raped or assaulted them. The allegations, from what I've heard, are
extremely graphic and a definite career killer. He might try to pay off these
accusers and rally his celeb "friends" to defend him, but I honestly cannot
wait to see him taken down. Andy Cohen
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#10**
What character actor who played a dad on a Disney Channel show and is also
a celeb spawn, had nude pics from his Grindr account posted all over the
internet after the guy who he was sexting recognized him? The actor is married
to a woman and has kids, but like his father is deep in the closet.
David
Deluise (Dom Deluise)
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#11**
Mr. X: Which member of that reality star family got busted for double parking
in a handicapped parking spot by a photog? Thankfully for her, the photog
worked for that three lettered gossip website who is on the family's payroll
so the cops weren't called and she wasn't ticketed.
Kendall
Jenner (TMZ)
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#12**
These two A+/A list mostly movie actors have no problems wife swapping. They
seem to do it pretty regularly.
Chris
Hemsworth/Matt Damon
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#13**
Apparently when our favorite former actress was back in the States a few
months ago, she slipped her drug of choice past her protection via a friend.
This time around, she is going to have to find a new way to get herself supplied.
Oh, I have no doubts she will. It is one of the main reasons she is visiting.
She misses that kind of partying and she knows no one will dare arrest her
if she is busted. It is partying without having to worry about any legal
consequences at all.
Meghan
Markle
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#14**
All smiles last night, but two weeks ago this A- list celebrity was sporting
a busted lip courtesy of her athlete husband way further down the list. He
is no stranger to domestic violence.
Ronda
Rousey/Travis Browne (Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Sports 2018)
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#15**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is also doing all kinds of television
now and is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has multiple side gigs delayed
by over a year her black eye just because she was so scared of what the pain
was going to be like. Now, she is the one who others turn to for advice on
how best to deal with the fear and pain.
Reese
Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#16**
A Birdie Blind Item: You might say that this one movie - made during a stand-out
decade for the medium - was inspired by real life events. It's ironic though
because the now/long time permanent A list actor who starred in it had been
literally, and on foot, pursued by radicals of a different kind. It all took
place roughly a half-decade earlier when he was living in New York. There
were flattering overtures by members of this one group - a cell within a
cell - who lived in the neighborhood. They wanted him to be for them what
the famous composer had been for another group, just a few years earlier.
But they misunderstood his initial politeness as interest. He in fact wanted
nothing to do with them. That's when things took a turn for the worse. When
he began changing his daily routine to avoid them, they took notice, and
staked out his apartment, following him to and from lunch dates, rehearsals,
openings. The soft sell became a hard sell, with kidnapping threats, and
intimations of violence. Even after he hired a full time security detail,
and reported them to law enforcement, he had no idea what would happen next.
You see: they had planned to kill him. Okay, not just him, but everyone on
the entire block - a wealthy and fashionable enclave in Manhattan. If their
plan had been successful, scores of people would have been murdered, including
not just the families - men, women, and children - but also the help, as
in disproportionately the very sort of people they claimed to represent.
("There goes the neighborhood," they'd planned to joke, in reference to the
bombing.) What happened though may have altered the course of history, in
a small but vital way, saving the lives of several hundred people, at least,
at a nearby military installation. You see: some of the volatile explosives
being stored in their residence ignited prematurely, killing the three rogue
plotters (who had planned to abscond for an island nation, where they expected
a hero's welcome), and leaving two other members (of the cell rather than
cell-within-cell) injured, and stunned. Miraculously, a majority of the ordinance
went unexploded, and only this one residence, rather than the whole neighborhood,
was destroyed. The actor, of course, was unharmed. The national organization
was chastened by the loss, and canceled further actions which would result
in injury or loss of life. This, itself, is important to know. Their image,
carefully cultivated for decades now, has been one of misguided, but not
even itinerantly murderous, radicals. But if the very famous person who made
a big return to the news cycle in recent days - an appearance in a foreign
country (on a continent where, you'll note, he was not born) - had bothered
to check with the then-current president (when he became acquainted with
a certain group alum, I mean), he'd have known that federal law enforcement
understood otherwise. Yes, there was talk of killing babies (of a certain
race - their own), but it didn't stop there. The group was behind the bombing
of police in a west coast town known for its university. One officer was
permanently maimed, nearly losing his arm. Only the death of an informant
helped them escape prosecution. What's more, or rather who else does this
story involve? One of the heroes of the decade, known for his chats in the
literal underground. It's funny the way that history classifies and reclassifies,
because his primary reason for doing what he did was revenge. There had been
efforts by all three branches of government to curtail the unlawful practices
of he and his men (including threats of prosecution) - all of which were
aimed at bringing down this group, and others like them. The irony, of course,
is that he/they were engaging in some of the very conduct that would bring
down his boss, and his men. It was either him or them, he thought, and he
expected a change in leadership that would be more favorable to the work
he was doing. His instincts were vindicated - just not in the way he imagined.
The change in leadership was not in fact favorable to him and his men - he
was indicted, after all - but by the time the more favorable leadership came,
and his record was wiped clean (with, and could you even make this up, the
support of his former boss), the whole movement was a pathetic husk of its
former self, a relic from a different, more chaotic time. What else did he
have in common with his former boss? A mixed preference, at least. Why do
you suppose he originally struck up a conversation with the young man who
along with his colleague would really alter the course of history? And, bringing
this story back to the beginning, lets talk about the part the actor played
in the other movie that same year...
Group:
The
Weather Underground
Actor:
Dustin Hoffman
Movie: "All the President's Men"
Wealthy and fashionable enclave in Manhattan: Greenwich Village
Famous composer had been for another group:
Leonard
Bernstein/Black Panthers|
Military installation:
Fort
Dix
Island nation:
One of the "heroes of the decade":
Mike
Felt ("Deep Throat" of Watergate) (President Richard Nixon) (FBI/J. Edgar
Hoover) (convicted of Civil Rights violations in pursuit of Weather Underground,
pardoned by Ronald Reagan)
Unlawful practices: "Citizens' Commission to Investigate the FBI"
Other movie that same year:
"Marathon
Man"
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#1**
There is a video, available to the general public of this recently fired
in the news celebrity using coke. Apparently the employers of the celebrity
know about a past drug problem which was supposedly stopped. They saw the
video and took immediate action. I'm kind of shocked the public has not picked
up on this video yet. I have watched the pap video multiple times.
Kimberly
Guilfoyle;
James
Gunn
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#2**
Apparently despite her desire to be a part of the reboot, this three named
actress was purposely not included because of an ongoing feud between herself
and the creator of the show.
Sarah
Michelle Gellar/Joss Wheadon ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer")
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#3**
This A list rapper is content to let her significant other stay where he
is because he lied to her about where he was going and who he was with and
where he had been which is visiting one of the other women who is about to
give birth to one of his kids. Oh, and he is also hooking up with the sister
of that woman.
Cardi
B/Offset
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#4**
Our favorite rant prone foreign DJ is refusing all help from his family after
they tried to get him help for his depression and thoughts of suicide. Apparently
he is trying to kill himself with drugs and is basically live streaming it.
No one close to him is able to get through to him to get him help.
Max
Vangeli
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#5**
Over the past few months I wrote about the wife of this infamous A+ list
drug dealer and her connections to the celebrity world in NYC who think it
is all fun and games and cocktail parties when they see her or interact with
her. She is treated almost like a party favor rather than someone who has
the ability/connections to kill. That all changed this week. One of her
relatives, who is now a very big deal in the drug world needed some surgery
a few months ago. Life saving surgery. Our wife reached out to those in the
know and this A list anchor who is the offspring of someone possibly even
higher on the list gave her a name of someone who could help. The relative
used a fake name and came into the office with a security detachment of about
a dozen people. The doctor was freaked out but the next day performed the
surgery with several security in scrubs also in the room. After the surgery,
the doctor called a law enforcement friend and told him what was going on.
The friend was on vacation but said when he got back, he would look into
it for the doctor. After a couple days, the patient was discharged and flew
back to his own country. Several days after that, the friend of the doctor
came back from vacation and went to the office of the doctor. He saw pictures
of the patient and knew who it was right away. A very wanted man. They tried
to get the doctor to get the patient back in the States for a followup visit
several times but it never happened. A month later, the doctor was
killed.
Wife
of infamous A+ list drug dealer: Emma Coronel Aispuro/Joaquín "El
Chapo" Guzmán
Celebrity world in NYC: Huma Abedin
A list anchor offspring: Anderson Cooper (Gloria Vanderbilt)
Doctor: Dr. Mark Hausknecht
(Houston
Methodist doctor on bike fatally shot at Texas Medical Center)
286.
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LAWYER 07/21 **#6**
This married two first named foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress hooked
up with a married director last night while participating in an annual event.
Alice
Eve (Comic Con in San Diego)
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#7**
This foreign born former way closer to the throne than he is now celebrity
can't leave his home country right now for fear of being questioned about
four Malaysian tween/barely teen girls he sexually assaulted/raped over a
five day period six years ago while with a billionaire. Apparently the payments
for what happened recently showed up in a federal investigation pertaining
to something else happening with some businessmen from the country.
Prince
Andrew/Malaysia
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#8**
It is kind of fitting that this B+ list reality offspring of a celebrity
is doing the show she is doing. I guess it was about nine months ago maybe
that someone from the same cast was here in town that I like to refer by
three initials. Anyway, while he was talking with the dealer he uses out
here, and right in front of his wife, the topic somehow turned to this B+
list reality offspring. The one I refer to by three initials said something
to the effect of she was his go to image when he was having sex with the
Teen Mom. He said this right in front of her. Very strange.
Bristol
Palin ("Teen Mom")/Jenelle Evan's husband, David "Uncle Bad Touch"
Eason
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#9**
When you are filming a movie where you are pregnant in the movie, it really
does make it tough to ascertain whether this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly
movie actress is pregnant. One thing that can be ascertained is that her
maybe boyfriend was doing what he always does at cons and that is getting
hammered and picking up groupies. He went for blonde this time and I really
thought he would go for brunette. One reason why may be that his options
were far more limited than they have been in the past. People keep asking
questions about who he is with and not wanting to just hook up.
Diane
Kruger ("The Operative")/Norman Reedus (Comic Con in San Diego)
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#10**
A crack in the armor so to speak as this B list celebrity offspring was supposed
to spend time with that former A+ list tweener. Apparently though, he bailed
on her twice. She had paps all set up and called to spotlight the lovebirds
but he was nowhere to be seen. Psst. He was with that Latinx he met four
months ago while out of the country. She was visiting town and he had to
meet up with her. Interesting.
Hailey
Baldwin/Justin Bieber
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#1**
This A-list Director found himself in a lot of trouble a few years ago. He
reached out to a female friend who he started calling his partner. A deal
was made to set her up in multi-million dollar home, with a lifetime of financial
support. All she needed to do was agree to the charade and bear his child.
The child was not conceived by the natural method.
Bryan
Singer/Michelle Clunie (Melanie on "Queer As Folk") (child: Dashiell Julius
William Clunie-Singer);
Tyler
Perry/Gelila Bekele (child: Aman Tyler Perry)
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#2**
This former A+ list rapper has more than your garden variety STD that has
been alleged. He also is HIV+.
R.
Kelly;
50
Cent
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#3**
One of the parents of the many victims of this child molesting rapper hired
a few people to get some revenge on the guy who sexually assaulted the 13
year old child of the parent. Apparently it was just supposed to be a beating
and not a robbery too.
Tekashi
6ix9ine
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#4**
Anger Management - A Dancing Boy Blind: This story begins in the 1990s -
college times, in fact - during and after a fiction writing class taught
by my first Twitter follower. The subject of my story for class, read but
understandably not much liked by anyone, was yachting (or rather in my case,
rafting). The one person who got that the story was true, and should be written
as non-fiction, was someone that most of you will know. Both of us would
go on to become writers, but not the kind related to the class. (The professor,
in fact, advised me not to try to write a novel. It's funny...now.) You will
know who this person is by what happened next. She approached me afterward,
interview-style, and started asking me questions about my story, and the
story behind it. And I quickly found myself telling her...everything. You
see: she has a unique genius for making people feel comfortable talking about
uncomfortable topics. Apart from her great talent for writing, and her thick
skin (you don't get that far in her business without it), it's the reason
- and probably the secret reason - she has gotten to this level. This year,
in fact, she and her colleagues won a major award (not that her critics seem
to notice, including this one I-95 blogger who seems to have an obsession
with her - is it really punching up, or is it punching a girl?). Recently,
she introduced me to someone else in her profession, who writes for a different
publication in the same place, with a similar name. Famously, he writes about
people these days on the opposite coast (although it looks like the one is
liable to be in town for a while, and maybe upstate after that). What is
he working on? I can tell you one thing. You might say the theme is what
did this one actor know and when did he know it? The events of the first
part took place on a holiday - celebrated at night - in the aforementioned
decade, and followed by a second holiday (celebrated in another culture,
and of special relevance: you might as well mention the second actor now,
who won't be talking to anyone anytime soon, or ever). All of you will know
both of these actors. The second part takes place almost a decade later,
and involves not the death - at least as far as law enforcement is concerned
- but disappearance of someone close to the surviving actor (not a wife,
you understand, but a partner of a different kind). It took place just a
few days before a ruling that would have cost the actor a fortune. The actor
was recently in the news, and not in a way his publicist would have
wanted.
Writer:
Maggie
Haberman ("The New York Times") (part of a team that won a Pulitzer Prize
in 2018 for reporting on Donald Trumps advisers and their connections
to Russia)
I-95 blogger:
Nate
Silver
Other person in her profession:
Ronan
Farrow ("The New Yorker"/Harvey Weinstein)
Holidays: Halloween October 31; All Saints Day November 1
Dead
Actor: River Phoenix (died October 31, 1993)
Living actor: Johnny Depp
Missing person: Anthony Fox
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#5**
Reader Blind Item - Kindness: This still living actor was during this swinging
decade one of the biggest stars in his home country. He was not as big in
the USA but was in several box office hits and also had a very recognizable
face due to his iconic look displayed on magazine covers and was in the gossip
headlines a lot due to his famous romances. In the next decade, he took a
break from film for several years due to heartbreak and burn out before coming
back at the end of the decade in a comic book movie. Since then he has largely
played character roles. During the years of his self-imposed exile, he spent
a lot of time in this large but poor country. He primary interest was in
the spirituality associated with that country but while he was there he quietly
did a lot for hunger problems in this country working with global organizations
on both increasing food aid and introducing more effective farming (Green
Revolution). There are streets named after him in some small towns.
Terence
Stamp ("Billy Budd"; "Far from the Madding Crowd"; "The Adventures of Priscilla,
Queen of the Desert"; "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" as "Chancellor
Finis Valorum") ("General Zod" in Richard Donner's "Superman") (romances
with Julie Christie and supermodel Jean Shrimpton)
(India,
spending time at the ashram of Krishnamurti)
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#6**
There was some speculation that the behavior of this head of an international
organization a couple of weeks ago at a public event was due to drunkenness.
Only partially correct. The leader in question was also high. He is supplied
with drugs by the same people who supply him and other leaders in his
organization with child pornography. The country he is originally from is
a hotbed for its manufacture and as a distribution point.
Jean-Claude
Juncker, President of the EU, from Luxembourg (NATO summit)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#7**
Reader Blind Item: It is hard to describe what this performer does because
he has done a lot of different things. He is probably most famous for fronting
a band in an alternative genre of music that had a lot of different members
and later for his own band that bore his name. He also parlayed his tough
guy image into film roles and his alternative image into publishing his own
books as well as writing for newspapers and magazines. He is often interviewed.
His life is an open book but one thing he has never told the truth about
is his sexuality. He is gay but deeply closeted once even paying a Hollywood
starlet to play the role of his girlfriend in public. This is interesting
as he has supported many progressive causes including gay marriage. It might
have something to do with his abusive father who as a child made him feel
permanently ashamed of being a homosexual.
Henry
Rollins ("Black Flag"; ("Rollins
Band")
(Rollins and his best friend Joe Cole, son of actor Dennis Cole, were
involved in a shooting when they were assaulted by robbers in December 1991
outside their shared Venice Beach, California, home. Cole died after being
shot in the face, but Rollins escaped. The murder remains unsolved.)
(dated
Kari Wuhrer)
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#8**
Reader Blind Item: This stand-up comedian is known as a "comics comic".
He started on that long running show that launched so many careers and has
had a few failed TV series since. He is still probably most famous though
for his stand-up. He also has a problem very similar to another stand-up
comic even more famous whose career has been completely ended. Like that
comedian, he likes to force women to watch him do things. Unlike that other
more famous comedian, he will pay the women money when he is done. This may
be why it has not come out yet although two of the women at least are talking
to that female attorney who specializes in these types of cases.
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#9**
This foreign born alliterate model has a group of trolls she has hired
specifically for the purpose of harassing anyone who criticizes the model
about her recent actions. Meanwhile, the model is still hooking up with the
one guy while trying to cash in on her ex with a book and movie deal.
Asia
Argento/Anthony Bourdain (Hugo Clément)
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#10**
No underage sex on board, but each stop in this cruise to nowhere organized
by a billionaire you all know has plenty of opportunities. Pre and post dinner
activities at small hotels completely rented out by the billionaire where
you can pick and choose who you would like to be with. Both sexes and according
to one local pimp the ages requested were from 12-19. No one above 19. Apparently
the celebrity females are just as into it as the celebrity males. The celebrity
females almost exclusively want to be with other females. A reality star
who was invited but turned down the invitation thinks its deranged and that
someone will end up dead. She wants no part of it.
David
Geffen (Joshua Kushner, Karlie Kloss, Marie-Josee and Henry Kravis,
Hollywood-agent-turned-media-adviser Michael Kives and guest Mikey Hess,
Barry Diller, Paul McCartney, Nancy Shevell and designer Misha
Nonoo)
301.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/23
When youre A list, a box office draw and actually talented, you usually
wont find any issues getting insurance before a movie shoot, even if
you are a huge mess. Hell, even several high functioning drug addicts
no shade, James Franco get insurance without any problem. Well, this
talented A list box office draw has encountered some insurance issues going
into a shoot and its causing a big fallout for all the parties involved.
I cant reveal the reason just yet I expect that to be big news
someday but I will you tell that its far from the norm. Tom
Cruise ("Top Gun: Maverick")
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#1**
A few weeks ago I told you this celebrity CEOs company wasnt
paying its bills on time. Now theyre even trying to get money back
on past bills they already paid, going back years. Ship is going down. People
just realized half the galley is full of water.
Elon
Musk (Tesla)
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#2**
This seemingly always in trouble A- list YouTube star with two first names
was on a recent flight and kept asking aloud why there were no young flight
attendants to serve someone as fine as himself. When a flight attendant was
busy with another customer he spoke even louder and said she should hurry
up and make her self useful to someone who actually mattered in the world.
Logan
Paul (San Diego Comic Con)
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#3**
There has been a tiny wave of support for this recently fired director.
Apparently the supporters say it is all jokes and he is a nice guy and deserves
a second chance. Maybe if they knew he came thisclose to going down with
a someone convicted of producing and distributing child porn. The director
was in possession of child porn but the feds decided to not file charges.
The investigation into the director was active until as recently as two months
ago.
James
Gunn
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#4**
This one member of a former quartet turned trio says the fourth member won't
be replaced. Then, umm why were you holding auditions for a fourth? A female
member just like the other departed member? Someone you were offering a salary
of not even union scale which is shockingly low. That was just for fun? The
ones you made audition in a bikini to make sure they "looked appropriate."
"Black
Eyed Peas" (Fergie)
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#5**
Apparently this A+ list singer tried to bar this foreign born alliterate
singer from a televised performance last week because the A+ lister felt
the foreign born singer was not showing enough deference to the A+ lister
and should have asked first before accepting the gig.
Taylor
Swift/Camila Cabello ("Good Morning America")
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#6**
In one of the more terrible ideas I have heard in the last week, this foreign
born A- list mostly movie actress who used to be ethically challenged when
it came to fidelity/marriages is trying to get investors for her new fashion
line. Her last foray into fashion saw her relative go into bankruptcy and
still hasn't recovered while the actress skimmed a bunch to make sure she
could live a lush lifestyle.
Sienna
Miller/Savannah Miller ("Twenty8Twelve")
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#7**
Anxious to hear the explanation of this former A- list mostly television
actress all of you know and the drugs she was using this weekend. I'm sure
it must be a doozy.
Roseanne
Barr (racist tweet about former Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett)
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#8**
Over the past several months, three attempts have been made by two different
freelance journalists to access a three acre section of a multiple acre property
still owned by the family of an A++ lister. Even though security in most
of the property is fairly basic, this three acre section has trip wires,
an armed security response and now a barbed wire fence is being built around
the three acres. Superficially there is nothing remarkable about the three
acres. It is empty wilderness that is parched dry much like the rest of the
vast property. About eighteen months ago some wildlife was in the area and
would not leave the three acre area. It was never ending and a wildlife exert
was brought in to see why. This wildlife expert was not asked to sign a NDA
because the owners didn't think there was going to be a reason to have one
signed so the expert investigated without having to keep their results secret.
That has since changed, but for the first several days, the expert told several
people what they discovered and why the wildlife was going crazy. A mass
grave had been dug up by the wildlife. The owners assumed it was the bones
of small animals and the area was a feeding area. Nope. The bones were human.
There were lots and lots of them scattered throughout the area. The wildlife
had dragged them to all corners of this area. Apparently what has leaked
out is the bodies are about 25 years old. There have always been rumors floating
around that around Christmas when these bodes were buried that this at the
time A+ list singer visited. Not only did he have his way with the wife of
the owner (who knows nothing else and would have said something for sure),
but also, as a thank you present from the owner was introduced to some young
tweens who were visiting because they were homeless orphans. Things got out
of hand and the story goes the bodies were buried where no one would ever
look. Maybe not people, but the wildlife did. There is definitely something
there being protected that didn't use to be and for no apparent
reason.
A++ lister: Michael Jackson
Property: "Neverland"
Wife: Lisa Marie Presley
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#9**
This former A- list mostly movie actor who is a good possibility in the never
ending who is the daddy game beloved by true gossip aficionados is back on
drugs which could cause a hiccup to his new television plans.
Chris
Klein ("The Flash")
(father
of Suri Cruise)
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#10**
It is pretty interesting that this very tall alliterate model is sharing
a platonic (for now) cabin with another woman while her supposed boyfriend
is hooking up with his long time boyfriend who pretends to hookup with the
other woman in the platonic roommate situation.
Karlie
Kloss/Misha Nonoo and Josh Kushner/Mikey Hess
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#11**
This former A- list teen actress turned B+ lister with no intention of doing
another installment of her franchise is apparently pregnant with the baby
of her married, much much older boyfriend.
Chloë
Grace Moretz ("Kick Ass 3")
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#12**
This horrible a-hole who takes great pride in sexually assaulting and verbally
assaulting women and has for a long time should be in a pit. Instead, this
world famous comedy festival is happy to hire him and promote him and pay
him a ton of money to come to their Australia show. Perfectly OK with it
and willing to be on the same bill are this A- list dual threat actor/comedian
and this A list comedienne who likes to think she is edgy.
T.
J. Miller/Ken Jeong/Iliza Shlesinger ("Just For Laughs")
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#13**
This former A list mostly television actress ALL of you know who now makes
meh movies but will probably always be A list because of that show is filming
a movie overseas. Twice in the past two weeks she has flown over this former
male model who was married to an A lister to provide his special services.
Jennifer
Aniston ("Murder Mystery" filming in Italy)/Gabriel Aubry/Halle
Berry
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#14**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show who won't
have any kind of career above B/B- list when it ends, continues to blow all
her money on her significant other thinking it is love.
Sarah
Hyland ("Modern Family")/"The Bachelorette" Wells Adams
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#15**
It took about two days for the mother of this former A+ list tweener to go
from fan to foe. Apparently she found out the real truth behind everything
and had a talk with the former tweener. The former tweener broke down crying
but resolved to stay the course even though he is going to look ridiculous.
The mom knows what is really going on and was just trying to protect her
son.
Justin
Biebers mother Pattie Mallette
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#16**
At Least He Got Fired: I am going to put your sleuthing skills to the test
today. Back in the day, this show was always in the top 10 television shows.
It is iconic and several pieces from the set are displayed in museums. A
young late comer to the show started when she was a tween and ended up an
Academy Award winner/nominee as well as a flash in the pan A lister who has
a lot of talent. That talent and the people on the set protected her and
fired the offender who sexually molested and assaulted her for two seasons
of the show. When our actress finally told someone, they fired him. He never
got more than an episode of any television show until his death. An interesting
side note is that she was best friends with someone she met on a movie. That
best friend was hooking up with this at the time A list mostly television
actor from an acting family and a hit show. He tried to date rape our actress
at a party while he was hooking up with the best friend of the actress. When
our actress fought him off, he retaliated by screwing over the best friend
of our actress.
Actress: Danielle Brisebois (Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion
Pictures, Original Song "Begin Again" (2013)
TV show: "All In the Family"
Offender: Danny Dayton
Best friend: Julie McCullough
Movie: "Big Bad Mama II"
A list television actor: Kirk Cameron
Hit show: "Growing Pains"
318.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/24
Have you heard of Raya? Thats not the title of a low-budgeted, indy
movie coming out. Its the name of an exclusive famous people
dating app that is more popular than Tinder in LA. Well, this A maybe
B lister, who people have accused of being the queen of gold diggers,
had an account on there and would go on a date with any man that she perceived
as powerful and famous. Sexual attraction and personality were irrelevant.
She would Wikipedia the men before shed reply, the former
friend tells me. Thats the sort of person that she is. No wonder
her ex got royally screwed over. Meghan Markle
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#1**
At least she used to be able to handle her drugs. The problem now is this
A list singer not only has her party drugs, she is mixing them with all the
prescribed medications very stressful issue. Combine that with a needy druggie
she enabled and a world of pressure and things are going rock bottom in a
hurry. She thinks everything is great, but the paranoia is out of control.
It is not 2007 Britney yet, but it wouldn't take much to send it that way
in a hurry. Almost everyone near her wants her to take a relationship break,
but she is having none of it.
Ariana
Grande (Manchester Arena bombing)/Pete Davidson
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#2**
This radio host/reality star/trying to save his television show personality
gave his wife $50K in cash to come out and defend him against the world
basically. His career is going bye bye if he doesn't stop the momentum. He
should have already been done by now with his track record and admissions.
The thing is his employers don't care because he is making them money and
the don't take the victims as seriously because they are women of color.
Despite that, if just one more person comes forward, the career will probably
be finished.
Charlamagne
tha God/Jessica Gadsden (allegations that he raped his wife the first time
they had sex)
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#3**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is going from one franchise
to the next. Her most recent one she snagged after spending one night with
her male co-star and his female significant other. The next night she had
to "go to dinner" with the director. Both of these guys are jerks, we already
knew that. I was kind of surprised the significant other joined in but she
is someone who is in all this for the kicks and not the money or fame.
Actress:
Zazie Beetz
Franchises: "Deadpool 2"; "X-Force"
Movie: "Joker"
Male co-star/significant other: Joaquin Phoenix/Rooney
Mara
Director: Todd Phillips
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#4**
This recent arrestee begged and pleaded to come home. He knows if he is gone
for long, his much higher on the list wife will bail on the guy. He controls
every aspect of her life and has shut her off from everyone he doesn't approve
of which is basically any man. She is allowed very few contacts with people
other than himself and when he is off having sex with someone makes sure
his wife is babysat by someone who will keep her distracted and not checking
up on the husband. Offset/Cardi B
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#5**
One of the leaders in this petition movement to have the child porn guy restored
to his former glory spent much of the past six months doing roleplays where
she was basically degrading herself everyday with the guy just to land a
part. It cost her a relationship with what she was having to do. She has
had a long dry spell and wanted the part that was promised to her. Now, she
sees all that going up in smoke. As for one of the actors who signed the
petition? There is a very long blind item about what he has done to some
of his partners, so probably not the person who should be leading the cause
for you.
Child porn guy:
James
Gunn
Actress:
Selma
Blair
Very long blind item actor:
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#6**
From those closest to this foreign born former A+ list tweener, he was definitely
told by his significant other that she was pregnant. Whether she still is,
or whether she ever was is another story. If I were the former tweener, I
would ask that very close friend of his girlfriend who has a sister that
just became pregnant if she provided any extra positive pregnancy tests that
may have been used in a gift the girlfriend presented to the tweener one
morning with a dozen donuts. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#7**
What I find interesting in that mea culpa from the former A- list mostly
movie actress who if we are honest is probably B+ list right now is the part
she left off where she was hooking up with this former A list dual threat
can't act actor while he was married. So, she was cheating on her boyfriend
with the husband of another woman. Ooops, forgot that part.
A-
list actress: Mila Kunis
Former A list actor: Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore
Boyfriend: Macaulay Culkin
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#8**
She is still technically married. Her "empire" is all but gone now. She thinks
she can still bring it back to what it was before. I think everyone has their
doubts, but she is going to try. One person she has enlisted is the A++ list
family friend she frequently socialized with while with her husband. The
A++ lister is married too but has made it clear over the years he would enjoy
pursuing a relationship with her. Hey, if she closed her eyes with her husband,
she can probably do the same here and so she has. She is using some of his
money which is actually from friends doing him a favor and using his influence
to get people to buy her product again. He is trying to help, but his leverage
is not the same her husband enjoyed so things are definitely more difficult.
She is hopeful and he certainly collects each week at least once what she
promised in exchange. Georgina Chapman (wife of Harvey Weinstein) (fashion
label Marchesa) (Bill Clinton)
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#9**
This oft fired television host most of you know is trying to stick to his
new national job. Apparently to try and control his instincts to hit on every
single female at his new job, he has been spending every free moment at strip
clubs and bringing home the ones who want to go with an old guy they maybe
once saw on television when they were changing the channels.
Keith
Olbermann (ESPN)
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#10**
Badlands - A Birdie Blind Item: Yes, the original reporting barely scratched
the surface of this twenty year old murder, which received more than national
attention. As the contrarian who wrote a book on the subject said, there
were drugs involved - both the victim and the two perps used and dealt them.
But in the end it was about the author's other discovery, which is to say
an ongoing casual relationship (of a certain kind) between the victim and
one of the perps, as well as (I'll add) the two perps, both of whom were
deeply ashamed to be half this way. Enter a third party, known to the victim,
but who wanted in with the circle that included the two perps (which is to
say their connection), as well as the victim and perps' turf. He was the
man who caught the one perp together with the victim on the outskirts of
town. They didn't see him, but he saw them, and later he told the perp that
the victim had been outing him to everyone they knew. No, that never happened.
But you all know what happened next. Afterward, the survivor - by which I
mean the person in this story who didn't end up dead or in prison - became
the Walter White of this one state, and parts of neighboring states. To this
day, he still jokes about his "hostile takeover."
Twenty
year old murder: Matthew Shepard
Two perps: Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson
Contrarian:
"The
Book of Matt" by Stephen Jimenez
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#11**
Another day, another "suicide." This one is a little different though. The
disgraced producer is involved, but only in the sense that he gave out the
contact information for the group that pulled it off. It was passed along
to this foreign born director who is trying to eliminate witnesses. This
particular witness had a consensual affair with the director almost a decade
ago. Over the years, when she would recruit people to her cause, she would
see if they were interested in acting. If they were, she would send the
idealistic very young women to see the director. There were no parts. There
was simply two hours in his loft apartment where you either cooperated or
didn't. Her "suicide" was due to the fact she was talking to reporters about
what she knew about the director.
Oksana
Shachko/Harvey
Weinstein/Luc Besson
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#12**
This foreign born permanent A+ list singer went on a racist rant this week
when a non-white pap tried to snap the singer's photo. People stopped what
they were doing when they heard it.
Elton
John (Elton John AIDS Foundation Session On Combating Stigma And Protecting
LGBT Rights/Amsterdam Netherlands)
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#13**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort/pseudo business
person told members of her staff that lost family members to a fire that
they could grieve later, but needed to work now.
Lindsay
Lohan
(Greece
wildfires)
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#14**
Couldn't have that A+ list mostly movie actor be subpoenaed. Make no mistake,
he would have been. He is doing press for a movie and everyone knows where
he is going to be and when. Easy for a process server. So, what do you do?
Settle it quickly before they could serve him.
Tom
Cruise/Laura
Ann DeCrescenzo Scientology lawsuit (forced abortion)
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#15**
Turns out that former stars on this MTV cable show are a wealth of knowledge
about cast members still on the show. I'm not sure how this one slipped by
Mr. X since he has his finger on the pulse of everything West Hollywood,
but sure enough it happened. There was that closeted cast member from the
now sprawling MTV show drunk while wearing a hat and sunglasses a little
past midnight in Fiesta Cantina making out with a guy he had met on Grindr
a few hours earlier. Since that last visit to LA, the other person in this
couple has flown out to meet up with the MTV star multiple times on those
weekends when the MTV star needs his personal space. Apparently the person
who travels, used to work for a company that does business with a former
star of the show who loves to drop hints that the story is coming just to
f**k with the current MTV star.
MTV show: "Teen Mom"
Closeted cast member:
Tyler
Baltierra (Catelynn Lowell)
Former star of the show:
Farrah
Abraham
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#16**
There may be a wedding, but there will certainly never be any type of
consummation of said wedding. A fading model has to look out for her best
interest and this is the perfect situation for that and for all involved.
I think of it as this generation's Barry Diller/Diane Von Furstenberg except
our model will get a reality show a lot sooner in life.
Karlie
Kloss/Josh Kushner
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#17**
Good Luck With That: The general public thinks they are out there doing good
and are thisclose to getting a show canceled. Nope, nope, nope. The public
needs to learn the new reality of Hollywood. It is not just agents and managers
that are trying by hook or crook to get sex with aspiring new talent. Nope.
It is also the executives who are out in Santa Monica trying to create content
for their respective streaming networks. The biggest is also the biggest
problem. They have a show that has not even debuted yet but it is going to
be renewed and renewed if even a couple people watch it each season. Why?
First of all, the lead actress who is still very young is a close companion
to one of the people who makes a lot of big decisions for the network. He
is old and married and would get turned down by every woman who he wasn't
paying. The thing is though, now he has a 20 something actress on his arm
and in his bed. You think he wants to cancel the show? I don't think so.
Do you think the dozen executives beneath him who regularly visited the show
during the casting process where hundreds of barely legal teens were brought
in each week and were interested in spending time with the executives want
it canceled? Nope. Do you think the execs who stunt cast at least a dozen
of their high school and college crushes for an episode or two and got pictures
and pretend love want it canceled? Nope. Do you think the one exec who got
to actually hook up with the former A+/A list mostly television actress from
back in the day in return for casting her on her own new show wants it canceled?
Nope. She was brought in for one episode and managed to get a series out
of it. Do you think she wants it canceled? Maybe now that she has what she
wants and it will be interesting how she responds. Finally, this network
is not exactly known for shutting everything down just because someone complains.
It is a whisper in the back of a nearly deaf ear drum.
Network:
Netflix
Show: "Insatiable"
Lead actress: Debby Ryan
Companion: CEO Reed
Hastings
Former A+/A list mostly television actress: Alyssa Milano
336.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/25
Hes a living legend and admired by many, but Im hearing whispers
that more and more people are worried about the mental health of this A list
actor and the yes men that enable him. Hes erratic, says
a source. Obsessive and emotional about politics and the liar in the
White House. Im convinced hes heading for a mental breakdown.
Trump Derangement Syndrome much like Obama Derangement Syndrome
is real.
Jim
Carrey
337.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 07/25
Which recently engaged pop star with a reputation for being a total nightmare
has suddenly become much nicer and friends are saying it is because
she is trying to impress her new fiancé. He has no idea yet how nasty
she can be, but everyone in Hollywood already knows about her attitude. It
is not uncommon for her to leave reporters and even fans in tears. She is
one to the cruelest young stars in the business today. Insiders are hoping
her boyfriend lasts a long time because without him the old version of her
will most likely return! Ariana Grande
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#1**
This A list director has openly remarked around friends about what his
sons friends will be like, when his son gets older. He wonders whether
they will be hot. Since the director has hidden cameras in every room of
the house, hopefully there wont be any sleepovers. Bryan
Singer
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#2**
If this B+ list celebrity/reality star/performer was wondering if things
would get any better in her relationship with the A lister, she should probably
know that he is hooking up with someone while traveling right now.
Nikki
Bella/John Cena (and two days later, she announced a permanent split. Guess
she reads the blinds.)
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#3**
If you are north of the border and hoping to see this trio next month, things
are not looking good. Right now, the lawyers for the trio are doing everything
they can to get them in the country, but so far, it is a no go.
Migos
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#4**
In order to stop having sex with people who have controlled her life for
over a decade, this foreign born former A+ list athlete needs to have a
boyfriend. So, once again, the closeted athlete will force her way through
several months of a heterosexual relationship while keeping her long time
girlfriend pushed to the side.
Maria
Sharapova/Alexander Gilkes
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#5**
Once again, this foreign born former A/A- list singer turned reality star/coke
lover/threesome queen is promising things she can't deliver on her own in
an effort to get some much needed cash rolling her away. She is short on
details but long on lots of promises. She needs cash so will say whatever
she can to get it.
Mel
B ("Spice Girls" are getting back together)
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#6**
This foreign born, still one hit wonder recently performed at a casino and
asked a very big winner if he would like some company for the evening. The
guy thought our singer was actually attracted to him for his looks. So, when
she kept talking about shopping and gifts and things like that, he balked
and made excuses to leave.
Iggy
Azalea
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#7**
This C+ list celebrity got a new breast enlargement and has been throwing
cash around like she used to back in the day. The reason? She is back doing
special things her permanent A list mostly movie actor ex-husband loves from
her. Apparently things really have gone south in a hurry with his current
significant other.
Eddie
Murphy/Nicole Murphy/Paige Butcher
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#8**
Apparently the restrictions imposed on this former A- list mostly television
actress from a very hit, long running almost network show now defunct do
not state she can't have sex with people. Apparently she has been using sex
to get others to reach out and do things for her that would be impossible
in her current situation. The people she has sex with then meet with others
our actress wishes to be contacted.
Allison
Mack
("Smallville")/"NXIVM"/
charged with sex trafficking conspiracy and forced labor
conspiracy
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#9**
This lesser known actor sibling of someone most of you know has been cheating
on his long time girlfriend with the lingerie model/permanent yachter who
literally has been yachting since she was 17 or 18.
Actor:
Dylan Sprouse (brother Cole Sprouse)
Girlfriend: Danya Frazer
Model/yachter: Barbara Palvin
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#10**
This B+ list dual threat actress ALL of you know has A+ list name recognition.
She is acting a little strangely. Apparently she would like to have another
child, but is not really all that interested in any of the guys she dates
being the father. So, enter the celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister
who says she asked him if he would be interested.
Katie
Holmes/Scott Eastwood
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#11**
This foreign born top tennis player from a country that did really well in
the World Cup is sleeping with two random doping testers which has led to
her not being tested all year.
Alize
Cornet (France)
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#12**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who you could argue is A+ is
definitely closeted and definitely living his best life since quitting a
big franchise. He is spending more and more time with his boyfriend and less
and less time with his wife.
Hugh
Jackman/Mike Ryan/Deborra-lee Furness
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#13**
This permanent A+ list singer/actress/celebrity offspring was scheduled to
be honored with a very big award, but her health is to the point where she
really can't even travel the distance it would take to be so honored. Meanwhile,
one of the honorees basically bought his way in by trading some parts in
future projects to the decision makers and their respective partners/significant
others.
A+
list singer/actress/celebrity offspring: Liza Minnelli
Award: "Kennedy Center Awards"/Washington, D.C.
Other honoree: Lin-Manuel Miranda ("Hamilton")
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#14**
He has not been fully disgraced as of yet, but writers who worked on the
set of an animated show of this showrunner said he would frequently show
them child porn to give them an idea of scenes he wanted. One specifically
talked about an early episode from season one of the show that basically
was just a child pornographer's fantasy come to life in television animation.
The hopefully soon to never work again showrunner said the episode "turned
him on a lot."
Dan
Harmon ("Rick and Morty")
(episode:
"Lawnmower Dog")
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#15**
Dead Of Winter - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: It's hot, I know, but
this
picture will come as no relief. It was taken by an old friend of
mine, who is also my forthcoming visual f/x man, during a shoot - last winter
- for a new series. It seems that on the first day of shooting the man behind
it all the legendary writer, I mean showed up on set with an
antique box, given to him (as a birthday present) by another writer of the
same genre. She had purchased it at a junk shop in her native city which
was owned by a practioner of this one religion (associated with the city).
She was told that it would bring good luck to all who owned or came in contact
with it, provided they follow one simple rule: never open the box. He brought
it along to the shoot for that very reason, and with the same warning. It
was enough for everyone but this one intern (who attends the university with
the name of the town/shooting location) I guess intelligence doesn't
ensure common sense or self-control. What was in the box? Nothing, or at
least nothing visible to the naked eye. Within minutes, however, there were
strange goings on. Gear and lights would flicker on and off, sometimes recording
images and sounds neither of the cast or crew. In one case, scaffolding collapsed
just before the camera rolled, nearly injuring a dozen or more extras. The
final straw, at least for the legendary southern-born actress (who had herself
starred in the adaptation of the writer's first novel), was the children.
Several of them had begun acting up on set and off, speaking in voices that
weren't their own, and taunting certain adults in town including local
clergy. "Do something!" she said, in a heated call with the suits. Knowing
they had a problem on hand, the affected were sent to a hospital in the nearby
city for evaluation, where after a battery of tests it was concluded that
nothing was physically or psychologically wrong with them. Meanwhile, a team
of religious leaders (including the founder of the southern California
megachurch), celebrity mediums (including the son of the late psychic, who
appeared numerous times on this one former talk show, and predicted
along with her son my eventual return to Hollywood [there is a tape,
in other words two, actually]), and exorcists (including the former
law enforcement officer turned author) was assembled. They didn't all get
along, of course, or share the same perspective, but the consensus view was
that the box had contained the departed spirits of a slave ship, sunk in
the Gulf of Mexico during the 1700s. On board were also convicts, being
transported away from the mother country these, it seems, were the
troublemakers. The pastors prayed for the souls of the dead, and the mediums
urged them to go toward the light. Five exorcisms were performed, three on
cast, two on crew (whose confidentiality will be respected). And by the end
of seven days, it was all over. A party was held in the town square, and
members of the cast and crew, along with locals, commingled in the late fall
sun. Shooting began again. Which brings us to the night of the photo. The
forecast was for a cold night, but not unseasonable. The thermometer dropped
from 40 to 30 to by the time this picture was snapped 20. Within minutes,
clouds gathered overhead, and snow began to fall - lightly, at first, and
eventually at a crushing rate. The cast and crew could barely make it back
to the vans before being buried alive. When the night clerk at this one motel
where some of them were staying left work, nearly all the rooms had tv sets
sitting out on the balcony. I don't know about you but I'll be watching the
premiere today. The rumor is that some of the footage of ghostly voices,
and images made it into the final cut.
Legendary
writer: Stephen King
Southern born actress: Sissy Spacek
University with the name of the town/shooting location: Worcester,
Mass./Worcester State University
Writer
of the same genre: Anne Rice
Native city: New Orleans
Owned by a practioner of this one religion: Voodoo ("The Feast of All
Saints")
Founder of the southern California megachurch:
Rick
Warren/Saddleback Church
Son of the late psychic:
Christopher
Dufresne (mother Sylvia Browne "The Montel Williams Show"
Exorcist (former law enforcement officer turned author):
Ralph
Sarchie
Slave ship, sunk in the Gulf of Mexico during the 1700s:
"Henrietta
Marie"
353.
POPBITCH
07/26
Which Love Island contestant is definitely telling the truth when they say
they're close to their family? They once attended an orgy alongside their
mum...
354.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/26
Bravo is going into meltdown at the moment with several of their biggest
franchises in the need of new cast members. Ive got the tea on some
of the offers that have gone out. Bravo badly wants the wife of a controversial
A lister for Real Housewives of New York, but they may have to have to settle
for a former cast member that is desperate to return. More on that the latter
part of that here. Denise Richards is the top choice for Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills, but a few of the producers doubt that she can bring anything
other than publicity and attention; in lieu of drama, an offer is going out
to a controversial ex-cast member.
"Real Housewives of New York"
Who is the wife of the controversial A lister? Grace Hightower (Robert De
Niro) (anti-vaccine advocate)
Who is the former cast member desperate to return? Jill Zarin
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Who is the controversial ex-cast member? Brandi Glanville
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#1**
This B+ list reality star from a very popular bare style show loves to tell
people she is sober, but she isn't. She loves to be high and mighty, but
she drinks almost every night.
Lala
Kent/"Vanderpump Rules" (she has started publicly drinking again, because
the hiding it and hypocrisy was too much)
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#2**
This A list reality star from a long running franchise of which she has an
on again/off again type relationship makes sure she is the top dog at the
show by finding a series of barely legal teens to pleasure her boss.
Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Andy Cohen
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#3**
Think this permanent A list singer is in control of her life? Whether she
is at home or on the road if she orders food from anywhere other than her
house, she has to get approval from someone higher on the ladder. They decide
if it should be approved based on calorie count and what our singer has already
eaten that day.
Britney
Spears
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#4**
This child molesting B-list rapper will do almost anything to become A-list
just got invited to join the tour of a pair of A-list rappers. The rapper
very recently purchased the services of a social media bot army, which swarms
in to dispute any postings about his conviction for a sex act with a then-barely
teen.
6ix9ine/Nicki
Minaj/Future
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#5**
This former A- list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit show who
does kiddie things now loves to say one thing and has been quoted on the
record making it seem like he cares about some recent events. The only thing
he cares about is making sure he gets his daily quota of groupie lovin' and
won't ever stop. He sure has heck never stopped when he was with the person
he was lamenting about.
Wilmer
Valderama ("That '70s Show") (Prince Charming in the family animated film
"Charming") ("completely devastated" over Demi Lovatos
overdose)
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#6**
No one has ever seen this A- list reality star ALL of you know, than she
was at a recent photo shoot. The closeted celebrity brought the woman she
has been seeing for the past nine months and they were constantly making
out and touchy feely and just had a great time in between shots. Our star
was so happy and free and she should get that chance every day.
Kendall
Jenner ("Architectural Digest")
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#7**
This foreign born permanent A+ list singer likes to think he is a God and
that everyone comes to him and he delivers help to those in need. He is talking
some kind of crap where he says he tried to help this other permanent A list
singer prior to the death of that singer. One throwaway line of hey you should
talk to my sponsor is not getting someone help or even really doing anything
all that nice but he makes a huge deal of it and makes it all larger than
life.
Elton
John/George Michael
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#8**
Our favorite former Disney star turned A-/B+ list actress/future porn star
is finally starting to try and do some good with her position and place in
the showbiz world. She knows that a certain award show is entirely there
for the men in power to find very young teens and women to prey on and she
wants no part. As someone who has been groped and assaulted at the event,
she knows better than others how gross it is.
Bella
Thorne ("Teen Choice Awards")
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#9**
Once again, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress shows that she
is a big reader of the blinds. The day after I wrote about her actor boyfriend
hooking up with a convention attendee, the actress responded in the actor's
social media with a comment laughing the whole thing off. She is trying her
best to stick with him, but he definitely makes it hard. It is too bad she
didn't try this hard with the foreign born actor everyone loves instead of
cheating on him.
Diane
Kruger/Norman Reedus/Joshua Jackson
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#10**
Proving once again that access trumps actual reporting or asking a question
of an actor that would require some discomfort from the actor, this kneepadding
tabloid lived up to their nickname in their recent profile of this A+ list
mostly movie actor. They should be ashamed for not asking one relevant question
about anything that actual humans want to know. Instead, they did the bidding
of the actor's PR and the studio to make sure they did what they were told
so they could have access to the kissing of the ass of the next person in
line.
Tom
Cruise (People magazine/lack of a relationship with Suri)
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#11**
Preface - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's a little secret sneak preview
(as in for your eyes only) of the preface to the first dancing boy feature.
(It's in the form of a book, as I said, and the preface - which appears in
the front matter - explains how I came to write/tell the story. All of the
dialog will be signed [ALS], rather than spoken, and in one case - because
I'm unable to move/use my hands at a certain point - will be in morse code.
See: certain bad actors have taken to eavesdropping on my privileged
communications, first with my shrink - the long time radio and tv personality,
and subsequently with my attorney/the actress in all this. Also: it precedes
the introduction - about the public, private, and secret life of Hollywood
[which is v/o] - and to have spoken parts would undermine the build up.)
The set up is as follows. My psychiatrist, exasperated after hearing the
same stories over and over, finally suggests or really insists that I go
public with them, and of course advises me to get a lawyer first (the NDA
with the studio, and everything/everything else). So, I do, and she shows
up in town from LA with someone else - this, well, okay, Henry Thomas. (It
has to do with the secret global elite stuff too.) It's in prose form here,
and is a rough cut, but I'm sharing in part because of what will follow.
Imagine what will happen next. That will be filmed actually happening: a
real life detox, in other words. So, at my house in the woods. I get there
to find not just her but them both.
"What's he doing here?"
"Making pizza?"
"I knew I was hiring a lawyer. I didn't realize I was hiring a personal
chef too."
"Yep," he said. "I think that's all we need."
"And you didn't even share this with your shrink."
"He told you that?"
"No, but you just did."
"I'm not going back to rehab."
"You're right. Rehab is coming to you."
With that, a car pulled into the driveway...
Also to appear in this sequence, hiding in the closet? A certain millennial
tv actress, trying to stage a comeback. What is she doing there? It seems
there's been some kind of relationship between us (which may or may not lead
to something else, but if it does - the one that takes roughly 3/4 of a year
to play out, I mean - it may just make it into certain publications). Also
there to chain me to a desk so that I finish writing this thing? The
Oscar-winning writer/director closely associated with my producer.
366.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#12**
At least four underage females have reached out to an attorney to discuss
their stories related to this former A- list mostly television actor from
a defunct hit show who basically just has sex now. Yes, he does a cartoon
show, but he basically just finds anyone who he can to have sex with and
doesn't care how old they are.
367.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#13**
Usually it is this permanent A list mostly movie actress all of you know
and all of your friends and family knows who is cheating. Apparently she
finally realized that perhaps because she does all that cheating that her
husband might also be exploring other people and she is having none of it
and has decided he needs to be faithful whether she is or not.
Julia
Roberts/Danny Moder
368.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#14**
This former celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity was beaten by
her new husband but is determined to make her relationship work and says
that it was her fault for nagging him too much. Faith Evans/Stevie
J
369.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#15**
This A list singer/wannabe actress was wasted out of her mind at a recent
photo shoot and ended up hooking up with the photographer. I'm not sure how
her significant other would feel about that.
Lady
Gaga
370.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#16**
The Backpage King: Backpage doesn't exist any longer which must make things
tough for this foreign born B+ list actor who is an Emmy nominee/winner and
a Grammy winner/nominee. He once starred in a very hit show that is set to
have a reboot. One person who is not thrilled with the reboot is his wife.
She knows about the strip clubs and that particular stripper he has a fondness
for. When that stripper is not working he doesn't have any problems with
a replacement though. Things are so bad that when he tours, his wife goes
or else she thinks he won't ever come back home. She is convinced he will
just run off with whatever stripper catches his fancy in some town. The strippers
are one thing, but lately he has set his eyes on a co-star from a television
show in which he stars. Apparently the co-star landed a movie so our actor
called in every favor he could to land a part in the movie as her lover.
He couldn't stand the thought of her having a sex scene with someone other
than him. This one has the wife super worried. The strippers are one thing,
but the young beautiful actress she really thinks is someone the husband
would dump her for.
B+ list actor:
Jemaine
Clement (7 Emmy nominations; 1 Grammy nomination)
Wife: Miranda Manasiadis
Hit show/reboot:
"Flight
of the Concords"
TV show:
"What
We Do in the Shadows"
Co-star:
Natasia
Demetriou (also co-starred with Clement in "The Festival")
371.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/27
Playboy might not be as relevant as it once was, but this fame hungry, beautiful
wife of an A lister is jumping at the chance to be in the iconic mens
magazine. She wants to pose, says the source. It isnt
about the money as much as its about the potential career implications.
Her husband has no say in the matter.
Jenna
Dewan (Channing Tatum)
372.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#1**
As I have been telling you for almost a month, this fake relationship was
headed to the next step. I find it really interesting that a reality show
has been pitched which had at its premise multiple people in the same family
taking the next step in a relationship. Then, all of a sudden it happened.
Nick
Jonas/Priyanka Chopra (engaged)
373.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#2**
Reader Blind Item: This late A list actor who was successful in both movies,
where he was mostly in light romantic comedies and action films, and TV had
one of the most successful long lived maybe the most most successful long
lived lavender marriage of all time. It was an arrangement that worked -
He took care of his wife and her daughter from another relationship, she
gave him cover and didn't mind his relationships with men. She didn't even
mind when during his popular detective TV show, he moved in with a boyfriend
for a couple of years.
James
Garner (Lois Josephine Fleischman Clark)
374.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#3**
A Birdie Blind Item: What were his real intentions? Well, given the fact
that he is still facing life-ruining charges in his home state, as well as
the fact that he has an additional preference for teens of the same sex,
and related issues, his plan - thwarted, mind you - was to target as many
people at this one event in 2016 (including the foreign-born three name singer)
as possible, blowing himself up in the process. Apparently he keeps a picture
of the resort town shooter on the wall of his cell.
Man with weapons:
James
Wesley Howell
(charges
in Indiana)
Singer:
Carly Rae Jepsen
Event: 2016 L.A. Pride Music Festival & Parade
Resort town shooter:
"Pulse"
nightclub shooter Omar Mateen (Orlando, Florida)
375.
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LAWYER 07/27 **#4**
A Reader Blind Item: This Oscar and Tony Award winning/nominated actor is
also in one of the longest lasting marriages by Hollywood standards. He is
also a horrible abusive boss to underlings. He is not usually physically
violent but those who work for him (assistants, domestic staff etc.) will
be treated to a non-stop barrage of sarcasm and insults. He likes to give
people rude, mocking nicknames. The worst story about him is he made one
personal assistant come into the bathroom while he was on the toilet and
clean him as he was taking a conference call.
376.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#5**
Old Hollywood - A Reader Blind Item: This late actor was not out during his
lifetime although there were always rumors. A made-up wife didn't help. Now
everyone knows he was gay. He was in both TV and film. On TV, he was in two
different crime related dramas, one of which was based on a series of books.
In movies, he often played villains due to his size. His most famous role
was probably the one from a film by this A++++ director in which he is observed
for most of the movie by the main character. On USO tours early in his career
he would share rooms with other actors. It was quite common for those other
actors to wake up in the middle of the night to find this late actor performing
fellatio on them. His response was "shhhh go back to sleep" and he would
keep going.
Actor: Raymond Burr
Wife: Isabella Ward
TV: "Perry Mason" and "Ironside"
Film: "Rear Window" (directed by Alfred Hitchcock) (main character: Jimmy
Stewart)
377.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#6**
A Reader Blind Item: This disgraced commentator from an increasingly ridiculous
news network has been investing money in a company that creates sex robots.
He is a user himself and has three different robots in three different rooms
in his house. Unlike his former partner, a sex robot can't allege abuse.
Unlike the young Asian prostitutes he usually frequents, they can't give
stories to the press.
Alan
Dershowitz (FOX
News)
378.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#7**
A Reader Blind Item: This music group was one of the original manufactured
groups and was a huge success back in the day. They became famous quickly
and like a lot of musicians who became famous they devoted a lot of their
time to getting girls. Their way of hooking up was for one member, usually
the best looking one who is the only deceased member, to bring a girl to
his room. When they were having sex, the other three would come out of the
closet where they were hiding and join in. The girl was too surprised or
shocked to say no and it would turn into a gangbang. A sixteen year old girl
committed suicide after she endured this.
Group: "The Monkees"
Dead one: Davey Jones
379.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#8**
Considering his history with sexually abusing children, it was probably not
the best idea to hire this A list celebrity chef for his latest gig.
Guy
Fieri (restaurant at Disney World)
380.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#9**
This A- list reality star from that A list reality family was hanging out
in Cannes not that long ago with this former A+ list singer/full time woman
beater. Our reality star went off on her assistant who dared bring her the
wrong dress. She then had her assistant running back and forth trying to
come up with the perfect amount of ice for her vodka on the rocks.
Kendall
Jenner/Chris Brown
381.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#10**
This former A- list tweener turned host posted a whole bunch of pictures
to social media trying to show off how much money she has. The series on
the yacht was especially funny because it really wasn't a yacht and she could
only afford to take it out for two hours.
Adrienne
Bailon
382.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#11**
Reader Blind Item: Fans of this very specific type of cop show that ran a
number of decades ago would have been really surprised if they had been in
a West Hollywood bar recently and seen the two co-leads having a drink together.
They would probably even more surprised to know that the two men had a
relationship during the show and after the show ended, through marriages
and relationships, the two meet up occasionally for sex.
Erik
Estrada/Larry Wilcox ("CHiPs")
383.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#12**
Reader Blind Item: This occurred on the set of a detective show that ran
for a number of years a number of decades ago. The actor who played the title
character was relatively old to play this type of role. Prior to this show,
he had another show that was also successful and long running but a completely
different genre. Before that, he was known for a certain skill he demonstrated
in movies but was usually a second banana. The actor did not like what he
saw during the shooting of that weeks episode. A child actors
guardian was behaving very inappropriately with the child and even offered
to pimp the child out. Finally, the actor had him thrown off the set and
after the days shoot was complete called Child Protective Services.
He was assisted in this by the very beautiful woman who played a relation
on the show. She was well known for winning a prestigious title prior to
her acting career.
Detective
show: "Barnaby Jones"
Actor: Buddy Ebsen
Skill: dancer
Other show: "Beverly Hillbillies"
Co-star: Lee Meriwether (played widowed daughter-in-law) (Miss America in
1955)
384.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#13**
Our favorite foreign born closeted A- list mostly television actor really
has his eyes on that looooooong running movie franchise so is working extra
hard with his team to come up with a different strategy than the one that
hasn't been working.
Sam
Heughan ("Outlander") ("James Bond")
385.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#14**
The Dark Arts: This could possibly be a first. Apparently this barely legal
A- list mostly television actress who is the lead on a new show is in danger
of getting fired. She is taking method acting to a whole new level and has
been ritually sacrificing small animals and spending time with a group of
people who like to simulate sacrificing women up to an including giving them
sedatives to make it appear as if they are dead. The men in the group then
have sex with the female. Our actress is talking about being one of the women
"sacrificed."
Kiernan
Shipka ("The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina")
386.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#1**
This former A+ list rapper went as far publicly as he as ever gone in his
own statements about his sexuality. Unlike others close to him, he won't
allow himself to be controlled.
Kanye
West (comments about Alexander McQueen)
387.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#2**
I told you a few months ago there was a falling out between this C list celebrity
and the madam. It all boils down to the fact that no one wanted to be with
the C lister and she couldn't land top clients.
Phoebe
Price (45 years old)/Farrah Abraham (Phoebe claims Farrah has a drug
problem)
388.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#3**
According to these two reality stars from the same show, they were goaded
into making remarks about someone by this A- list celebrity and felt they
had to or lose their jobs. They stand to lose a lot more than their jobs
if this continues.
Tamra
Judge and Shannon Beador ("Real Housewives of Orange County") (sued by Jim
Bellino, the estranged husband of "Real Housewife Of Orange County" Alexis
Bellino for statements made about his divorce and businesses) (goaded
by Andy Cohen)
389.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#4**
It has nothing to with offspring, and everything to do with husbands for
this A list rapper. She is so brainwashed by this guy. She was out of it
and then two days of collect calls broke her down and as I have told you
before, he is controlling and wants to make sure she stays under his thumb
even as he explores his other options.
Cardi
B/Offset (cancels tour with Bruno Mars to focus on baby)
390.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#5**
This B- list singer from a permanent A+ list group tried to kill herself
two nights ago, but her significant other is keeping it under wraps because
it was after the two had a fight.
Michelle
Williams ("Destinys Child") (pastor and professional sports chaplain
Chad Johnson)
391.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#6**
Interesting that this A- list mostly movie actress made a recent decision
about her own offspring after speaking to the ex of her ex's significant
other.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck/Lindsay Shookus
392.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#7**
This former A list tweener turned adult has been is back on drugs again and
things are going from bad to worse in his life after he had been making some
strides getting better.
393.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#8**
Apparently this barely there celebrity got tired of our favorite foreign
born B+ list singer/actress cheat yachting on him and then posting the afterglow
photos to social media.
Andrew
Watt/Rita Ora
394.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#9**
Private Parts - A Birdie Blind Item: I'll bet the radio host turned author
and autobiopic movie star is having a good laugh about the pending downfall
of a certain network exec, but this one has nothing to do with that: Just
whose were they? I'm told (by someone who works at a high level on the
entertainment side) that in at least one case the ex spouse himself (and
of course she wasn't the only woman who saw them back then). Who were they
shown to? Again, only one instance, but a now former colleague well known
to be someone she wasn't likely to get far with.
Radio
host: Howard Stern
Network exec: Les Moonves
Kimberly
Guilfoyles behavior included showing personal photographs of male genitalia
(ex-husband Gavin Newsom, Lieutenant Governor of California) to colleagues
(possibly Shepard Smith who is gay) (FOX News)
395.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#1**
For years, this B+ list celebrity/comedian/host has been thisclose to losing
that host job. The end could come this week because she didn't release a
statement supporting her boss. If you thought the purge on the show was awful
a few years back, you have seen nothing yet.
Host:
Sheryl Underwood
Show: "The Talk"
Boss: Les Moonves
Purge: Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete in 2011
396.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#2**
You might want to ask that college student who works at a restaurant halfway
between her university and the home of this A list home improvement star
what she does twice a week with that star in the office of a church located
in the same city. Oh, or all the times she has sneaked him on campus to her
room so his wife doesn't find out. Chip Gaines ("Fixer Upper") (Antioch
Community Church is a non-denominational, Christian church located in Waco,
Texas) (Baylor University)
397.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#3**
This recently fired individual is vowing revenge. Not only has he actually
hooked up with the closeted leader of this very major country, he also knows
who else the married leader has slept with and where all the bodies are buried.
Literally. This person was in charge of making sure that all those mysterious
deaths in this country stayed mysterious. Chances are very good this recently
fired person will soon be referred to as recently deceased.
Emmanuel
Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron CBE is a French politician serving
as President of France (fired bodyguard Alexandre Benalla when footage emerged
of him appearing to attack a protester)
398.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#4**
How do you make a little extra money if you have no income and are not allowed
to work to generate any income but definitely have some things you want to
buy and others you need to pay off to keep things quiet? Well, if you are
this former actress you get clothes from friends that were given to them
for free that you will wear. You then have the person in charge of the checkbook
buy those clothes at full market value. The friends then split the money
with our former actress 50/50. She is actually making more money now from
this little ruse than she ever did acting or yachting. She was never a really
big earner yachting wise.
Meghan
Markle
399.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#5**
That social media banter between this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor
and his hanging on to A- list wife comes at a cost. A monthly cost of about
$75K to the PR staff behind each of them who go back and forth over what
to say next.
Ryan
Reynolds/Blake Lively
400.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#6**
This B+ list reality star who comes from a reality family but does her
reality-ing in a different country than the rest of her reality family wants
the world to think this new guy is her boyfriend. Nope. She is just one of
a half dozen he rotated through on a yachting week.
Stephanie
Pratt (sister of Spencer Pratt, and the sister-in-law of Heidi Montag) (United
Kingdom)
401.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#7**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Another one on the d/l, but hopefully kinda fun.
So, as I think I said, one of the reoccurring themes/storylines of the dancing
boy franchise is this secret global elite, with good and bad halves. And,
as I may have said, there's a Hollywood branch of both sides, and one of
the units consisted - back in the day - of industry kids (mostly but not
exclusively actors and performers). Our first mission - which ended in the
death of one of the kids (he took a bullet to save the rest of us) - is the
lead up and climax of the first feature. He wasn't supposed to die of course,
but one of the kids turned to the other side, and served as a mole to the
bad guys. He becomes a super-villain in the franchise, and makes an appearance
in the first short. Naturally, as our unit is activated again after all these
years, the martyred boy needs to be replaced. Corey Haim
402.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#8**
All you need to know about one of the latest fake engagements is that the
current celebrity bff of the bride to be totally ignored any public
acknowledgement of the engagement. This is someone who usually retweets anything
the celebrity does or says and conveyed a great honor to that engaged celebrity.
They are super close.
Karlie
Kloss/Josh Kushner/Taylor Swift
403.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#9**
This not very long to the MTV network celebrity is pregnant. She wanted to
stay on the show so thought it was the best way to accomplish it. So much
so, that she bypassed who everyone assumes is the father of the baby. He
wasn't up to the task so she got a friend to do the deed.
404.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/30
This singer is held up as one of the hot young celebrity Mormons
but a source tells us that he is a Mormon no more, having exited the church
in the past year. I imagine that there will be quite a backlash when he publicly
admits it.
Dan
Reynolds ("Imagine Dragons")
405.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#1**
Why yes, that was this A- list reality star from a very popular show based
in the south headed into a suite last week with a gentleman not her supposed
reality star boyfriend at this newly renovated 5 star hotel. Considering
they met just a few short hours earlier, I'm assuming she is back to her
old tricks so to speak.
Ashley
Jacobs ("Southern Charm")/Thomas Ravenel
406.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#2**
Those who have seen the evidence this B- list actress has against her A-
list a-hole accuser say it is very lucky she for the accuser she didn't share
it publicly or he not only would never work again, but would be possibly
facing jail time.
Chloe
Dykstra/Chris Hardwick
407.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#3**
This A- list radio/television host did something I'm not sure I have heard
before. He raped a mother and then a couple decades later raped her daughter.
He is pretty proud of it too.
408.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#4**
Pretty interesting way this A+ list mostly movie actor treats women he calls
his girlfriends. He took his latest to lunch and then rented her out for
a few hours to a friend in return for some wine.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Camila Morrone
409.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#5**
This back in the day A list singer/television personality is still probably
B list just from the number of hours she spends on television each day all
over the country in every tiny town. Her secret to keeping pounds off? Cocaine.
Marie
Osmond ("Nutrisystem")
410.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#6**
This former A list dual threat actress who kind of tossed it all away by
walking away from shows and being awful to people on movie sets says that
her first big acting break came at a price. She was barely old enough to
drive and was groped and harassed and more than once had to talk dirty in
person and on the phone to the A+ list mostly movie actor who was the lead
in the movie and one of the biggest names in Hollywood at the time. Now he
is a has been who dyes his hair and is still assaulting women who are barely
old enough to drive.
Actress: Katherine Heigl
Acting break: "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory"
A+ list actor: Steven Seagal
411.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#7**
Broken Star - A Birdie Blind Item: If you're going to divert vital law
enforcement resources for your publicity stunt, just maybe at first scrub
evidence of a pre-existing relationship between the two sides from your other
accounts. A fact checker at the publication of my employment caught it in
roughly two seconds. The reporter for a certain national newspaper? Not so
much. But hey, at least the blood was real.
Elijah
Schaffer/Real Snake Boy (Donald Trumps star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
vandalized)
412.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#8**
A Star Is Born - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's one about Solan: In my
ever-so-unimportant view, one of the best parts of pre-production (or in
this case pre-pre-production) is casting - especially when it involves an
actor or actress who has yet to do feature or US tv work. Because of the
themes of the dancing boy franchise - namely, early on, childhood celeb and
its discontents - many of the adult actors, as I've said, will be former
child actors (did you notice Christina Johnson nee Nigra among my twitter
followers? - more to come...). And also because of the same theme, as it
relates to the storyline of the first feature, many of the young actors will
be new to the big leagues. Enter the first of these... He'll be playing the
role of an important childhood friend - or rather, frenemy (he betrays me
in the first feature, "The Dancing Boy: A Hollywood Story," and there is
a reconciliation in the second, "The Little Drummer Boy"). He'll appear in
further projects in the same manner as knights of another franchise, after
this one thing happens to them. He'll also play himself in present-tense
storylines. Who is he? He's foreign born, and still resides in his home country.
His first name - and believe me I tried hard to come up with a clue for this
one - is Solan. His last name? I guess I could go with the director who has
been in the news in the past ten days, but I'll go with someone more obscure
- one of my favorite poets as well as a former mentor of mine (he's now
deceased). We met in San Francisco, where we lived on the same block. (In
fact, my housemates were his speed dealers, which is how I met him,
and what ultimately killed him.) That same year he published his most well
known work, entitled "The Man With (certain nocturnal symptoms related to
a then almost always lethal STI)." You'll find our young friend on Instagram.
Strangely, I'd been having literal dreams and visions of this person, as
it relates to the production of the second movie, for months. To find out
he actually exists - and the way in which it happened (get to that later)
- is a little crazy.
413.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#9**
Introducing - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: PS/D/L: And this is really strange...For
months, off and on, I'd been having these visions - in my mind's eye - about
a "making of" doc or short for "The Little Drummer Boy" feature. I had this
reoccurring image of a young actor, late teens or early twenties, on a sound
stage during the production - he was the only one I could see clearly. I
knew he probably wasn't one of the leads, but that was it. It was only after
I woke up this morning that I realized that this young actor/model, Solan
Gunn, was him, and what the part is. He's the third accuser of the bishop
- the "betrayer" - who either leaves or escapes from the breakaway Catholic
church's reform school, immediately connecting with my young likeness. (In
the first feature, he steals my likeness's high school journal, and outs
me in a bid to win popularity with the Cool Kids, including my nemesis -
or one of them, anyhow. I end up losing my community service gig as a result,
and lie about it to the headmaster. What follows is that reoccurring nightmare
some people, including me, have about finding out you didn't actually graduate
from high school, or whatever, and you're forced to go back. My likeness
is forced to complete his community service requirement near the beginning
of "The Little Drummer Boy," which is how I meet the Catholic boy, Patrick
Rayner.) Solan's character has nowhere to go - he's estranged from his family
- so I let him stay at my house. He reveals what happened to him at the hands
of the bishop, and given his past betrayal and other factors, not even I
entirely trust that he's telling the truth. But I urge him to go to the
facilitator of the local lgbt youth group - who is also a teacher at the
nearby high school (I have Chad Allen in mind for this part) - and tell him
about the abuse. He does, and of course the teacher is required by law to
report it to authorities. The sheriff opens an investigation into the church,
but the bishop has a mole in the department, and suspicion (of wrongdoing,
I mean) falls back on Solan's character. His choice? Jail or back to reform
school. Feeling defeated, he chooses the latter. And on the eve of his return
to the church he is kidnapped and crucified - purportedly the third victim
of the satanic cult, the "betrayer." (In fact, of course, he'd been murdered
by the bishop and his minions.) In future installments, he'll continue to
appear in my dreams, offering support and counsel. (In TLDB, there is a dream
sequence based on the gospel of Mark. My younger self dreams that Solan's
character either didn't die or has been resurrected. I go to a cave in the
desert, and push aside a boulder blocking the entrance, only to find an empty
tomb.)
414.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#10**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who is probably A-/B+ list because
she keeps doing ensembles instead of her own thing has a new movie coming
out. Her significant other kept telling her she should lose weight before
the press tour and got in her head so much that she looks like a skeleton
at this point when you take off the baggy clothes she usually wears out in
public.
Mila
Kunis (Ashton Kutcher) ("The Spy Who Dumped Me")
415.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#11**
This one named A- list singer was asked to leave her own event because she
was so out of control.
Halsey
(Halsey Hosts Playboy's Midsummer Night's Dream At Marquee
Nightclub)
416.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#12**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and saw his career go to the crapper because of his general all around a-hole
behavior was being his usual self to a hooker he hired for the night while
out of the country.
Adrien
Brody
417.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#13**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort who thinks
she is all that because some laundering money coke head chose to launder
money through her really treated this foreign born former A- list mostly
television actress from a hit almost network television show that is now
defunct badly when they ran into each other out of the country. I mean really
really treated her poorly and it was totally uncalled for.
Lindsay
Lohan/Nina Dobrev ("Vampire Diaries") (in Mykonos, Greece)
418.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#14**
Ohhhhhhhhh. Apparently this foreign born former A+ list tweener doesn't know
about the hookup between his significant other and his former mentor/bff.
They already had a falling out over someone else and this would take it
nuclear.
Tweener:
Justin Bieber
Significant other: Hailey Baldwin
Former mentor/bff: Carl Lentz
Someone else: Selena Gomez
419.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#15**
A few weeks ago I wrote about this alliterate A- list mostly television actress
who stars on a long running network show. I said she came thisclose to being
replaced and will be for next season if there is another season. Apparently
she has figured this out and went and got the most horrific botox and lip
fillers in the past week which is going to make her even more likely to get
killed off this season.
Lucy
Liu
(photos)
420.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#16**
18 And Done: Sometimes you lose track of people and their careers or you
just don't talk to them as much as you used to and then get shocked when
you do, by how much time has passed. Such is the case with this former A-
list tween/teen actress who did multiple shows for both of the main kids'
networks. She still isn't old enough to drink, but has been giving tips for
so long that you forget how young she is and how long she has been in the
business. It had been a couple years since I heard anything from her or got
any tips. I reached out though because I knew she worked with this hopefully
about to be disgraced showrunner. I wanted to know if she had any stories
about working with him and she didn't disappoint. It was a movie and animated
and she says that all the adult actors never really even met with him during
filming. They would speak on the phone and then the adults would go into
a studio and do their thing and he would provide feedback or whatnot and
tell them if they should do it again. The kids though. That was a different
story. She says that she had to go record her part only when he could also
be there and he would sit right next to her or even have her sit in his lap
so he could check her "inflection." Even as young as she was at the time
and she was super young, she said it was creepy. She said she didn't know
that only the kid actors had to go in to the studio with him until a few
years later when she ran into an actress who was in her early teens when
it was filmed and she said she also had to sit in his lap or across from
him and that he would constantly touch himself through his pants while she
was speaking and doing her part. He would rub himself against her and kept
asking her if it was OK and if she liked it. Our actress worked steadily
she says until she was about 16. She knew what was what and went from one
recurring or main role to the next. She says her mid teens were one guy after
another wanting to have sex with her and the outfits they wanted her to wear.
She says she was rarely allowed to wear a bra while filming and producers
always told her if she wanted to keep getting roles she needed to be hot
to not only teen guys but also to men of all ages. One of her shows she had
to hook up with two executive producers, both of whom were married and also
were former actors. They would alternate each day. She said she felt like
a piece of meat. As she moved into driving age territory, she got transferred
from tween/teen type shows to the victimized daughter roles in television
movies. This generally involved her being hit on by whatever actor was playing
her dad. Yes, this includes this former A- list television actor who was
married when he hooked up with her when she had just turned 18. She said
once she turned 18 it was as if some timer had stopped and she couldn't get
roles. She says producers and directors want the forbidden fruit of someone
who is underage. She says now producers and directors don't want to give
her roles but do want her on their arms and other places and she is trying
to make it while living off some earnings and a new career that allows her
to travel a lot and hoping to avoid yachting. Ideally she would love to keep
acting and she has a massive fan base, but they follow her for sexy photographs
and what they remember from her not that far in the past acting days rather
than her current acting talent.
Former A- list tween/teen actress: Ryan Newman
Shows for both of the main kids' networks: Disney ("Hannah Montana"; "Zeke
and Luther")/Nickelodeon ("See Dad Run")
Disgraced showrunner: Dan Harmon
Movie: "Monster House"
Actress who was in her early teens: Spencer Locke
Show: "Phil of the Future"
Producers: Matt Dearborn/Roger S.H. Schulman
421.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/31
As you may have already noticed, there is a lot of conflicting information
coming from various sources close to Demi Lovato and its causing many
tabloids to revise stories or outright contradict themselves. Fortunately
we have a very good source that were keeping mum on and
theyve delivered a little tea for us. Apparently a very surprising
person sent a beautiful bouquet of flowers over to Lovato after the overdose
news story broke. I dont expect this to stay quiet for long, but I
can already see the Lovatics going crazy on Twitter. Taylor Swift
422.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#1**
This one named rapper/producer/reality star who loves hooking up with underage
females is being pressured by this conglomerate over some money. His response
was to send them some photos of some of their executives enjoying some of
the females he procured for them and fully expects them to stop pressuring
him about money. 6ix9ine
423.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#2**
This former A- list mostly movie actress from some big movies back in the
day has pretty much been miss after miss for a decade. The actress thinks
she is taking a stand with her recent actions defending a child porn lover.
The thing is though, her ego won't let her continue taking that stand for
longer than a few days.
Selma
Blair (James Gunn)
424.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#3**
Publicly, this A- list entertainer/reality star is saying the right things
about taking time for herself and this and that. The thing is though, she
has already been doing that for six months and has a co-worker she has been
seeing for about two months. Same company, but way different job description
than the last co-worker. This one is an executive. They are both trying to
keep it hush hush.
Nikki
Bella (John Cena) (POSSIBLY Michael Luisi President of WWE Studios at
World Wrestling Entertainment Inc.)
425.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#4**
Her label picks up the bill for that illegal activity everyone turns a blind
eye to. So, the fact this A list rapper says she paid was just someone at
that radio station telling her he could deliver, when really it wasn't even
up to him. Unless it is some independent station or internet radio station
or the like, no amount of sex or money paid to a DJ will get that song on
the air. The people above have to get a little taste too. Cardi B/Offset
("Quality Control Music")
426.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#5**
I feel bad for this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress with the seemingly
impossible last name to pronounce. She got rid of the a-hole actor boyfriend
and ended up with her foreign born frequent co-star. She opened up to him
and let herself fall in love and he dumped her when the foreign born
yachter/wannabe actress came along.
Mia
Wasikowska (Jesse Eisenberg)/Robert Pattinson (Suki Waterhouse)
427.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list singer who was higher when he was a tween has new
music coming out so made sure to get the online version of Kneepads to show
him loving up a beard. Meanwhile, he is out there on Grindr saying that he
is looking for love but is really on it for multiple hookups a day. So, if
you are in LA, now is your chance because it seems as if his goal is to make
it through every photo on that app.
Cody
Simpson/"Just Jared"
428.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#7**
Good job moving on to our favorite former tweener turned A- list singer/bad
actress. She has moved on from the destructive place she used to spend every
weekend and found a place she can be herself where they don't pimp her out
for donations. For those wondering about the barely legal guy she has been
seeing, don't. She still is full on for the guy she met overseas, but in
another wise move is letting things develop naturally and won't rush to make
it legal in the States.
Selena
Gomez/Caleb Stevens/Carl Lentz ("Hillsong)
429.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#8**
They are telling the public one thing, but privately this police department
is looking to this infamous celebrity from a docu-series as the number one
suspect in the very mysterious death of the person who was probably most
responsible for putting him behind bars. The indications are right now that
someone tampered with the meal delivery service order and that is what killed
the person.
Michael
Peterson (convicted of murdering his wife, who was found dead at the bottom
of the staircase)/Freda Black ("The Staircase")
430.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#9**
In some fantasy world that only exists in her mind, this Teen Mom thinks
there is a huge demand for her from streaming networks. Umm, no there isn't.
Oh, I'm sure that the three initialed one tells her there is and that she
should cut and run and can make big money from the people with the cement
ponds, but he is just lashing out because no one wants to hire him for anything
and fears losing control. There is only so long she will sign over those
paychecks without wondering what could be with some other loser who would
support her and want a baby with her.
Teen
Mom: Jenelle Evans
Streaming networks: Netflix and Amazon
Three initialed one: David Eason ("UBT"/Uncle Bad Touch)
Cement ponds: Beverly Hills
431.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#10**
This former A+ list mostly television actor was supposed to do a promo for
that final show he did. I say final, but he is alive. I just don't think
anyone will give him a big show again. Anyway, he was supposed to do promos
for it. For three days, an entire crew and actors were ready to do it and
getting paid and our actor never even showed.
Charlie
Sheen/"Anger Management"
432.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#11**
I'm not sure why this former B- list celebrity is risking his money train,
but he is hooking up with a random model he met at a fashion event earlier
this year. His former A- list singer wife ALL of you know would not be amused.
Don't even guess LeAnn Rimes.
Swizz
Beatz/Alicia Keys (Saks Fifth Avenue And Good Luck Dry Cleaners Launch
Underground Art-Themed Speakeasy)
433.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#12**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor still is freaky when it
comes to his sister. She likes to watch him have sex with women he hooks
up with. Not girlfriends, but definitely the one night stands. Colin Farrell
(Claudine)
434.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#13**
This A list reality star with a lucrative side gig is playing some hard ball.
She recently agreed to do a gig for a reduced fee if they would fire another
celebrity spokesperson.
Kylie
Jenner (Teami Blends branded water bottle)/Blac Chyna
435.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#14**
This married permanent A+ list director was ticked off that the actress he
wants to sleep with was interested in one of her co-stars. The director has
threatened the actress that she will never work again.
436.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#15**
This married Real Housewife is being much more bold with her boyfriend. They
didn't even hide the fact they shared a suite while in a city neither of
them lives.
Teresa
Giudice ("Real Houses of New Jersey")
437.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#16**
Put Her In The Movie: I don't think it will be that tough to figure out the
main subject in the blind, but it is a story I have been wanting to write
for a few years now. I always tend to want to write it this time of the year.
To make it more puzzle friendly, I am including some of the people that were
on the sidelines during this period. When I met her, I knew who she was,
but really just as someone who enjoyed her previous record when I heard it,
and would have told her if I had run into her. I thought that record was
brash and really expected nothing less in real life from someone who made
that kind of record. The thing was though, when I first met her she was 180
degrees from that. I almost never met her. I'm trying to think of some other
way I would have met her if not for that weekend, and I don't think we would
have crossed paths. I tried to think of every possible way to get out of
going to where I did meet her. You know, where all it would have taken is
one gust of wind and I would have pulled out. I don't like heat. I hate it
in fact. Some of the greatest feelings I have had in life were when I was
hot and planted myself in front of an air conditioner. Who remembers those
moments? Me, that's who. Things were different for this particular event
back then. Very different. I do remember making a call to this foreign born
former A list singer group/solo in my 120 Minutes kind of world (SO) and
landed two tickets for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time friend
of the site who I would still do anything for because she wanted to see her
at the time favorite band. When I got the tickets, I of course told the former
A lister that the long time friend of the site considered SO to be her favorite
singer ever. Anyway, SO was supposed to perform in LA two nights before her
show and I had plans to go and hit whatever booze she isn't it?" Only she
said it in an accent that made it come out something like, "f************king
hot in it." I laughed. Out loud. Hard. She laughed that I laughed and smiled
this huge 10,000 watt smile. TD wasn't famous back then. People knew her
and her biggest song ever was out, but no one was buying it. No one was playing
it. She got the gig courtesy of the record label that pushed for her and
a management company that combined her with someone else. I promised SO I
would stay sober until she finished her show because she said I needed to
or she wouldn't let me crash back at her place. The night before, there had
been a little too much drinking on my part. I agreed. I saw TD a few times
that night after she performed and she popped up at the place where SO was
crashing. I told TD if she was ever in LA to give me a call and gave her
my number. I never expected to hear from her again. I was wrong. It was not
quite two months later she called me and said she was in town and said she
needed a place to crash because her arrangements were not working for her.
Those arrangements were a really nice hotel suite. The problem was she was
trying to hide from her boyfriend at the time because he found out she hooked
up with this permanent A list rapper who ALL of you know and who all of you
knew then and who NONE of you would ever suspect of hooking up with TD. Let
us call him RE-MIX. TD says she called a couple other people, but those people
all knew the boyfriend. She needed someone no one knew. So, she came over.
I gave up my futon and there she slept. The next day she was pretty manic
and out of sorts. There was a lot of smoking. A whole lot of lighting the
next cigarette with the one before it. She did ask me to go to the event
where she was performing. I thought she was asking out of guilt, but when
we went to lunch I could tell she meant it. That laugh of hers was crazy.
I remember even that day, no one came up to her and asked her for anything.
No photos. No autographs. Nothing. I went to the event and did see this former
bubblegum pop singer turned actress try to hide the fact she was hooking
up with her then co-star who was relatively unknown at the time and is now
probably A/A- list depending on his big of a fan you are of the defunct network
hit. She was also seeing a celebrity and some old guy and didn't want anyone
to know she was seeing all these guys because she thought it was bad for
her image. I remember seeing this at the time A- list actress who is probably
a little lower now, but still crappy at acting doing some lines of blow at
an after party. I never even spoke to TD again that day after dropping her
off. Nothing from her at all until three months later when she was back in
town and once again asking to crash on my futon because once again she was
hiding from people. I gathered she liked having places where no one could
find her from labels to management to agents to boyfriends. For two days
straight she hung out with my family and watched television until all hours.
She loved infomercials. There were a couple concerts thrown in but for the
most part it was television and beer and chain smoking. It was during those
two days that we started talking about movies and she said she always wanted
to be in a movie. A mysterious character. She could be a singer, but she
wanted to be someone who was the key to everything. It had to be a drama.
She wanted to be the piece to bring it all together and wanted to use an
American accent. She could do it really well. I jokingly told her we should
try and shoot a scene. She said we should. She was serious. A week later
we were in a northern city and she sang a song which she never sang before
or since which she thought was the perfect movie song of all time. She then
did about a half page of dialogue which she nailed in one take. I sent her
the DVD of her performance and for months she said she watched it every day.
She got into a fight a few months after with her boyfriend and he broke it.
She said it was the most she ever cried because she always had that dream.
I offered to send her another copy but she didn't want it. That was our last
conversation for the final three years of her life.
SO
- Bjork
TD - Amy Winehouse
Former bubblegum pop singer turned actress/co-star/seeing a celebrity: Mandy
Moore/Zachary Levi ("Tangled")/Ryan Adams
RE MIX - Jay Z
A- list actress: Tara Reid
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