NOTE: Guesses in
italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/01
With the biggest show on television, Game of Thrones, ending early next
year,
there is going to be a huge gap in the market for epic fantasy and
although
many have attempted to capture the Thrones market in recent years, an
industry
expert tells us that it will be a much easier task when the show is
actually
off the air. Well, one project is in the pre-production stage and has
an
advantage because they’re already got one of the Game of Thrones leads
to star for a big, big payday. ‘It’s undignified of the actor,’
a source tells us. ‘It looks cheap and usually when an actor finishes
a big run on a show or in a franchise, they don’t attempt to cash in
on said brand by starring in a rip off.’ Apparently not our
money-loving
thespian.
Peter
Dinklage ("The Dwarf")
2. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 08/01
Which TV cable news host is terrified that naked pictures of him
looking
very excited are about to leak – showing that he might not be the
biggest
name in news! The male host is single and very sexy. He has a great
body
and works out, but the pictures show that he doesn’t have the biggest
muscle where it matters most. He’s more embarrassed about how little
the pictures show rather than the photos getting leaked. It doesn’t
include his face so there is no way to 100% prove that it is him, but
even
so it is still very embarrassing! Anderson Cooper
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#1**
This disgraced mogul/frequent sexual assaulter/lover of yoga has skewed
the
local market for escorts in the country where he is living/can't be
extradited.
The accused rapist is paying about ten times the normal fee for the
services
of the women which is angering all the regular customers in the
country.
With almost 40 years of sexual assaulting under his belt, it turns out
he
hires one or two women each day.
Russell
Simmons (Bali, Indonesian)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#2**
The parents of this foreign born teen A- list mostly television actress
from
a hit show want her to focus on the men that can do things for her
career
and keep her famous which is why she ended up splitting with someone
age
appropriate.
Millie
Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things") (and then in the next few months you
saw
her with Drake and hanging out with the Kardashians)
(Jacob
Sartorius)
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#3**
Another "celebrity robbery" this time featuring the directionally
challenged
rapper. All of these inside celebrity robberies and yet none have been
solved.
Remember when that reality family, excluding the one outside the
country
went through a string of inside jobs? Video cameras and security teams
everywhere, but somehow no one has ever been captured. Please. In the
case
of the latter, they were inside jobs where the beneficiaries were
thisclose
to the victims. In the former, it is insurance fraud, but the companies
won't
do anything because they don't want to go after celebrities who will
trash
the companies on social media. They just write a check, cancel the
policy
and move on.
French
Montana/Kim
Kardashian (Paris)
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#4**
This recently engaged foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress
was
not even in the discussions/conversations/thought process of landing a
role
in a movie starring this A+ list mostly movie actor, let alone starring
opposite
him. Enter one engagement and a string of tabloid articles and the next
thing
you know, she lands the job. It is why she forced that engagement and
not
just a string of meaningless dates to be photographed by paps. She
would
go full on marriage if she thought it would get her a superhero
franchise.
I'm not sure what is in it for her significant other that will change
his
narrative.
Actress:
Priyanka Chopra
TV show: "Quantico"
Significant other: Nick Jonas
Movie: "Cowboy Ninja Viking"
A+ list movie actor: Chris Pratt
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#5**
Despite what his PR team has tried to do over the last decade, this
former
A/A- list mostly television actress who had an iconic role in an iconic
show
not named Friends, but on the same network, has not supported her ex or
anything
he has said going back to the first time he almost had his career crash
and
burn five or six years ago and had to cover his tracks. His PR people
leaked
a bunch of stories talking about how they are the best divorced couple
ever
but that is strictly a one sided thing.
James
Gunn/Jenna Fischer ("The Office")
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#6**
In the latest edition of the world is a very small place. This freshly
implanted
A- list reality star from that southern reality show is someone who
knows
a lot about the rape this teen suffered at the hands of this radio host
who
is desperately trying to keep his pay cable gig too. Not only is she
from
the same small town, but when the radio host learned of during a press
tour
made a comment about the young women he had "been with" from that town
and
that our reality star should join the lineup. Kathryn Dennis
("Southern
Charm")/Charlamagne tha God ("The Breakfast Club"/WWPR-FM in New York
City,
New York and "The Gray Area with Charlamagne Tha God"/HBO (Moncks
Corner,
South Carolina)
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#7**
This former A+ list mostly television actor from multiple very hit
shows
from the same network is anxious to get his reboot going. He really
needs
the cash infusion and what he most loves about it is that he doesn't
have
to share any of the money with his ex because of a carve out provision
in
their divorce agreement.
Kelsey
Grammer (Camille Grammer) ("Frasier")
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#8**
This actress was an A- list mostly movie actress when she was a teen.
Now
she is a B+ list adult actress who has coke and cutting issues. When
she
does coke, she is fine, but when she is not doing coke she likes to sit
in
her room and cuts herself. That has been an issue while promoting a new
movie.
Chloë Grace Moretz (‘The Miseducation of Cameron Post")
July
31, 2018;
July 31,
2018; July
30, 2018;
July 30,
2018; July
22, 2018;
June 19,
2018; June
18, 2018;
April
22,
2018
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#9**
This former one season reality wonder who will do anything for a
paycheck
is married. Her very minor celebrity husband is cheating on her which
will
devastate her. He thinks no one knows who he is which seems odd
considering
he managed to hook up with the woman he is hooking up with because she
knew
who he was.
Ali
Fedotowsky ("The Bachelorette"/season 6)/Kevin Manno (television and
radio
host) (says she hasn’t "slept in the same bed" with her husband since
baby no. 2)
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
Has the pro athlete been pushed to the side? This closeted foreign born
former
A+ list boy bander who is probably A- list now, hooked up with a male
model
introduced to him by his recent vacation host.
Harry
Styles ("One Direction")/Xander Ritz (on Diane Von Furstenberg’s yacht
off the coast of Sicily)
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#11**
This foreign born one named singer who is basically unknown outside her
home
country and probably hasn't even had a hit there since the 80's is in
talks
to be on this highly rated program in her country. We have it here too,
including
the celebrity version. The only sticking point is whether she will be
allowed
to use her time on the show to throw the A list mogul all of you know
who
she used to hook up with as recently as a few years ago under a bus. A
big
bus. All of those secrets right out in the open for a ratings bonanza.
Sinitta
("Celebrity Big Brother")/Simon Cowell
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#12**
Speaking of #11, this former A- list mostly television actress has hit
the
skids hard to agree to appear on the show. All that money she donated
over
all those years, I bet she wishes she could get back. The fact she
actually
needs the show to live after her career, is pretty sad.
Kirstie
Alley ("Celebrity Big Brother") (Scientology)
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#13**
Everyone is accusing the boyfriend of this A- list reality star with a
lucrative
side gig of being transphobic. Maybe he is, but I also know he hooked
up
with the person he is accused of being phobic about.
Travis
Scott (Kylie Jenner) (Amanda Lepore)
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#14**
This married late night talk show host made it very clear to this
former
A- list mostly movie actress turned television jinx that he wanted to
hook
up with her.
Alicia
Silverstone/Jimmy Fallon
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#15**
This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress has always got a
lot
of grief from me about her history. The actress, a Golden Globe
nominee/winner,
has been communicating with an ex. An ex that got her publicly branded.
Apparently she was moved by something she read on a website last month
and
has been trying to arrange a visit to see the ex. She knows where he
keeps
some records about a period in his family's history. She thought
nothing
of it at the time she could have done something about it, simply
because
she didn't know. She says she has been unable to sleep and wants to do
make
amends. The records are not locked, but are simply kept in a library.
She
wants the world to be able to read for themselves exactly what
happened.
Sienna
Miller (GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION: Best Performance by an Actress in a
Miniseries
or Motion Picture Made for Television "The Girl"
(2012)/affair
with married Balthazar Getty (son of kidnapped John Paul Getty heir in
"All
the Money in the World")
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#16**
They Helped Him: This celebrity was probably A- list at his peak. Even
now,
because of his name you would probably know him. He kind of has a thing
which
makes him a celebrity. Without that thing, no one would know who he was
and
we wouldn't be talking about his love of underage kids that he likes to
molest
and force himself on. The crazy thing is that he has had at least two
celebrity
girlfriends help him find his young victims. Both of them are
complicit.
The first was someone who had experience with a boyfriend who liked
underage
sex partners. He used her to help find victims because she knew who to
call.
As a former yachter who was also a celebrity in her own country, she
knew
who to call and with her A list boyfriend's money, the underage teens
would
appear like magic. Most of the time that is where her participation
ended.
Sometimes she would hold them down for the boyfriend if the
teens
wanted to get away. For the most part though, the teens were hired and
did
as they were told. This relationship is what first attracted the
subject
of our blind to her. He heard rumors. The thing is though, he didn't
have
much money to spend and had always found them on the streets. He
specialized
in teen runaways. They knew him and he knew they had no one to turn to
so
he used them and exploited them and would give them $20 after he used
them
for days on end. Even he had his limits on how to access them though,
so
he turned to his second celebrity girlfriend. She had street cred and
because
females on the street knew her and felt like they could trust her, they
would
go home with her and she would take turns raping them with the subject
of
our blind. This went on for months and months and both of them loved
finding
teens that were younger and younger. The female celebrity had all the
money
though and was spending it like crazy so she decided to explore the
life
on her own and dumped the subject of our blind. On a side note, she is
still
doing the same thing with her current partner. If anything, she is even
going
younger than she was before. Since that time, he still prowls the
streets
but is getting a reputation in LA for what he does to the teens so he
has
had to go to different cities and the buzz is growing louder and louder
to
the point where police are starting to look into all of this and all of
these
celebrities will hopefully be going down soon.
A- list celebrity:
David
Blaine (rape allegation)
"Thing":
magician,
illusionist and endurance artist
First girlfriend/country (former boyfriend):
Kylie
Bax
(New Zealand)/Joe Francis
Second celebrity girlfriend/current partner:
Daryl
Hannah (Neil Young)
19.
POPBITCH
08/02
(British blog)
Which reality TV narrator had quite the pick-up line in his pre-fame
days?
At parties, he'd pull his pecker out, show it to a girl and say "Why
don't
you shake it like a hand?" Jeremy Kyle
20.
MEDIATAKEOUT
08/02
MTO News just heard a very disturbing rumor - about a popular couple,
that
was recently married. We've been asked to keep the names anonymous by
our
snitch - who doesn't want to ruin a business venture that he's doing
with
the celeb couple. The couple - who have been seen on REALITY TV were
married
not too long ago. Here's what we were told: "[Husband] and [Wife] are
complete
drug addicts, on cocaine. A good friend was at their wedding, and they
stopped
the ceremony to do coke. The [officiant] was taken aback, he was like
'I've
never seen anything like it before.' I'm telling you [Husband] got his
wife
hooked on drugs and d*ck. I feel so sorry for her. Hopefully he doesn't
end
up destroying her."
Stevie
J/Faith Evans
21.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/02
Several different sources have reached out to us all over the last few
months
and warned us about this comedy that hits theatres this month. ‘It has
a lot of hype behind it,’ the source admits, ‘and that may translate
to a good opening night, but it was an open secret on set that the
movie
was going to be a bomb.’ ‘[One of the stars] has pretty much given
up on the whole thing,’ a separate source told us. ‘Don’t
expect to see them going hard with promotion.’ ‘Nobody in the cast
got along,’ our first source told us. ‘It was professional for
the most part.’ I guess if you’re looking for a good time, you
should go to another movie. "The Happytime Murders"
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#1**
Apparently the technically married still living with his wife boyfriend
was
not going to cut it for this new entry to the prolific cable reality
franchise.
So, what to do? Make an even bigger splash and get back together with
your
seemingly always in recovery A list musician ex. He had no problems
dumping
his girlfriend because he has some thirst and also thinks it will be
great
for the career of his offspring.
Denise
Richards (Aaron Phypers)/Richie Sambora (Orianthi) ("Real Housewives of
Beverly
Hills")
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#2**
It wouldn't shock me at all to see this A list singer split with her
celebrity
husband prior to giving birth. They are under the impression that
having
more kids will somehow make their marriage better. Considering what
they
have been through and how much they still fight, this is just putting
off
the inevitable. I'm kind of shocked they spent nearly $100K to make
this
pregnancy happen to considering the likely divorce before birth.
Carrie
Underwood/Mike Fisher
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#3**
In order to raise more money for himself, this former A list teen movie
actor
is hosting men at his home where he introduces them to his female
groupies.
Our former actor then takes a 90% cut of what the men to pay to be with
the
women. Corey Feldman
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#4**
This former tweener turned A- list singer/former network reality star
has
been scaring people closest to her a lot when they see her. Apparently
she
has been repeating the fact she only has to make it 400 more days. That
is
her thing. 400 days. She says it several times an hour.
Demi
Lovato
("27
Club" celebrities who died at age 27)
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#5**
The police were given a "tip," so they followed up on the "tip" and
announced
they have their man. When police finally catch up to him, he will
probably
be dead due to "suicide."
Joseph
James Pappas (murder of Mark Hausknecht, MD (and he was in the most
unbelievable
setup I have seen in awhile)
(refer
to blind item)
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#6**
This former A list lingerie model who kind of sounds like she has two
names
blew through all her cash she earned modeling. She spent it all on
drugs
and partying and clothes that line her closets. Apparently she has been
trying
to make a living yachting but that hasn't worked out because any guy
who
is interested in more than a night with her ends up getting stalked and
bombarded
with questions such as when should they get married and should they
have
a baby before they get married.
Ashley
Benson
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#7**
I'm not sure if she even knows it, but this former A- list mostly
television
actress from a hit cable show that is now defunct has some photos out
there
she probably does not want distributed the way they are. Our actress,
who
has had trouble getting any work other than a bit part or two since the
show
went off the air is making money doing promo photos. In case you are
new
to the party, these are photos which are supposedly "random" and "pap
like"
where your favorite star who needs some money is photographed in a
store
holding a product looking as if they are about to purchase the product.
Sometimes
they are done in hotel rooms or apartments. This is one of those cases.
Our
actress was convinced to almost get naked for the product and went
through
different sexy looks. Apparently while she was mixing and matching and
showing
more than she thought, photos were being snapped which are now being
looked
at by a lot of people. No one is sure how they got out and the
photographer
at the shoot is not being blamed for it, but someone was snapping some
pictures
at the same time and there is very little left to the imagination.
Ashley
Benson
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#8**
Casting Call #1 - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: So, who wants to play the
dancing
boy - my teen likeness, I mean? He may not be reading this, but he's
out
there somewhere, and maybe you know him. Maybe he's your son, a nephew,
or
member of your local theater troupe. He will be blond, and blue-eyed,
with
few and probably no professional credits. He'll also be well qualified
to
join the better half of a secret global elite - it's Hollywood branch,
more
specifically - with training in martial arts, oratory, politics, table
tennis
(among other skills...okay kidding: training will be provided by
celebrity
experts, and footage included in the first dancing boy short). And, if
it
all works out, it's a role that could last for two or more decades
(after
which, beginning in the present day, I take over). Message me privately
on
twitter (I don't bite, unless bitten first).
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#9**
Apparently it was just fine for this foreign born B+ list reality
star/celebrity
offspring to frequently cheat on his wife while they were together, but
once
they split, she is still supposed to remain chaste while he hooks up
with
that 18 year old singer who wanted "career advice."
Jack
Osbourne/ (punched his estranged wife, Lisa Stelly's new boyfriend,
Michael
Gabel)
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#10**
This A- list reality star is very firm in her beliefs. She does not
believe
in "half" anything even though that is how she grew up. If she has more
kids,
she will only have them with her ex who would be fine with it. I think
their
respective partners might have something to say though.
Kourtney
Kardashian/Scott Disick (Koutney's guy split, but Sofia is sticking
with
it for now. I think each month it gets a little harder.)
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#11**
That married music executive who is a little over twice the age of this
flash
in the pan YouTube singer who is trying to make a comeback is leaving
his
wife for her. He has been dumping tons of money from the label into
resurrecting
her career and is also paying for all her expenses. I don't think she
thinks
of him the same way he does and this could get really messy, especially
when
his wife finds out about the 401K being spent on the singer. Rebecca
Black/Guy
Oseary (Michelle Alves)
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#12**
This former stylist turned A- list reality star turned celebrity who
wishes
she was as famous as she used to be actually hooks her husband up with
other
women so she doesn't have to have sex with him. Rachel Zoe (Rodger
Berman)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#13**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress arranged to have this
celebrity
offspring of an A++ lister photographed and recorded while the
offspring
was naked and also getting undressed. It wouldn't shock me if there was
some
blackmail or extortion in the upcoming months. It would not be for the
personal
benefit of the former almost A- lister, although she was given a little
cash
incentive. She knows she needs to follow the rules or everything will
go
to hell.
Lindsay
Lohan/Tiffany Trump
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#14**
This B+ list celebrity is name dropping all of her past clients and
doing
a hard sell to participants at every event she holds. People fill out a
form
with their name and phone number and e-mail and they are barraged by
the
celebrity until the people cave in and sign up for one of the
celebrity's
programs which is just online crap that costs the celebrity nothing and
provides
no actual services.
Tracy
Anderson
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#15**
I love this A- list reality star from that southern show, but the
producers
of the show are NOT going to allow her out of her contract or
non-compete
clause to be on a show for another network. It just isn't going to
happen.
Now, would they set up a show similar to the one her co-star/frequent
hookup
partner did? Absolutely.
Kathryn
Dennis/Shep Rose ("Southern Charm")
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#16**
The Insider: This former child actor was A+ list. There was no doubt
about
it. It might have been for a fairly brief period in time back in the
day
but he was A+ list. Even though he never acts and doesn't seem to have
any
desire to really do so again on a regular basis, he is known by
everyone.
All of you know him. He has more secrets inside his head, then most.
Not
only was he the target of multiple sexual advances by industry
executives,
many members of his family shared the same fate. At the same time, an
extended
member of his family people forget about also has shared her stories to
him
about some of the sexual assaults she suffered through to land parts,
especially
the time she had to take several years off from acting after this
former
child actor turned A+ list mostly movie actor raped her for three days
straight
while they were starring together in a television show. She could
barely
walk and had almost a year of physical recovery from the beating she
endured
during the rape. Meanwhile, the actor is beloved today. The subject of
our
blind also knows where bodies are buried (but not the literal ones
written
about in this space within the past month) about many upper level
moguls/A+
list director/singers/producers who all befriended someone who was very
close
to our subject. He knows about the recordings, both visual and audio.
He
knows what was done to whom and when because not only did our actor
witness
a great deal of it, he was also told a lot of it by the A++ list
perpetrator/ringmaster of it. Our former actor is still close to the
people
who control a great deal of the knowledge/information and they are
ready
to talk too. This is going to be the biggest door opener/take down
Hollywood
thing that has ever happened.
Former
A+ list actor: Macaulay Culkin
Members of his family: five boys and two girls: Shane (born 1976),
Dakota
(1979–2008),[5] Kieran (born 1982), Quinn (born 1984), Christian (born
1987), and Rory (born 1989)
Extended member of his family: his father, Christopher Cornelius "Kit"
Culkin,
is the brother of actress Bonnie Bedelia
A+
list mostly movie actor: Kurt Russell
Television show: "The New Land"
A++ list perpetrator/ringmaster: David Geffen
38.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/03
This A list couple reportedly split up earlier this year and despite
the
tabloid stories of constant feuds and fights that followed, we have a
different
revelation about this couple. ‘It’s all for publicity,’ a
source exclusively tells us. ‘They’re still together and they’ll
announce so soon.’ John Cena & Nikki Bella
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#1**
This former A+ list boy band member is still A list in name
recognition,
but C list at best in his recent work. He is hoping that by publicly
supporting
that disgraced A list director that if and when the director comes back
from
exile that the former boy bander can land an acting gig. So yeah,
basically
he is Peter Pettigrew.
Lance
Bass/Bryan Singer
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#2**
Speaking of boy banders, this foreign born born former A+ lister
recently
chose not to renew the contract with his beard. Why would he? He got no
publicity
from it and everyone knows it was a fake relationship. So, what does
she
do? She was out of work for a day before landing a new gig with this
closeted
foreign born A- list mostly television actor who always picks up
someone
for award season.
Harry
Styles ("One Direction")/Camille Rowe/Alexander Skarsgård
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#3**
At this point, this married three named former A list mostly television
actress
who has done well in movies and television before basically giving it
all
up until as of late is spending all her time with her new love and
divorce
is imminent.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt (Brian Hallisay) ("9-1-1")
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#4**
This former A+ list rapper wants people to think he has way more money
and
is worth more money than he really is. Apparently he thinks he is worth
a
ton despite signing over almost anything of worth to this permanent A
list
rapper. To help him fulfill his imaginary wishes of riches, the momager
force
fed the story of his riches to several outlets who printed what the
momager
said verbatim without actually checking it out.
Kanye
West/Jay Z/Kris Jenner
(almost
a billionaire, thanks to his fashion brand)
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#5**
This celebrity offspring of a former A list mostly television actor who
had
multiple hit television shows before turning himself into a celebrity
says
she used to try and push aside what her dad did to her back in the day
when
she was younger and excuse his behavior but no longer talks to him.
Apparently
he used to frequently get into bed with her at night and wouldn't allow
her
to go to bed with any clothes on. This occurred well into her mid teen
years.
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#6**
I'm usually fairly good at tracking these things, but honestly, next
time
this former underage B- list celebrity turned reality star turned porn
star
turned celebrity wants to move on to a really expensive entertainment
project,
she should have a little money or a better plan. Every single step of
the
way through this project she had to have sex with the person she was
needing
the favor from because she didn't have enough funds. There must be a
dozen
people at this point and it looks like the project is going to be a
complete
bomb. If there is no one that is willing to actually put money behind a
project,
there is probably a good reason. What she got was a bunch of people
doing
the bare minimum while keeping the sex thing going as long as possible.
Courtney
Stodden (stage name: "Ember"/album "Off The Record")
(emerges
from a coffin during rehearsal for album release party)
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#7**
This married former B- list singer has been making news recently. It is
because
of that news that the people closest to her are also garnering
attention.
I think the singer would be shocked to learn her husband has hooked up
with
dozens of men since they got married. It might be the answer to her
frequent
question of why she never has sex with her husband.
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#8**
It is not so much the art purchases of this disgraced former power
broker,
but the location of all the purchases. Apparently the vast majority
were
bought in one country and with each purchase came the use of very young
females
who were courtesy of the network started by the former leader of the
country
and enjoyed by everyone who had the money or favors to bestow upon him.
Hollywood
of course is involved in the debauchery all courtesy of that A+ list
mostly
movie actor who bought his way into dual citizenship in case anything
untoward
happens back home in the States.
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#9**
Reader Blind: In the long, twisted history of Hollywood hook-up
stories,
this is no doubt one of the strangest. The female part of this
dalliance
was at the time a young girl who starred in a highly rated hour long
comedy/drama
show with frequent guest stars. On the show, she played the daughter of
the
main character. She was definitely underage. The male part of this
dalliance
was a now deceased TV actor many decades older who was most famous for
playing
a self-important blowhard on a very popular sitcom the decade before.
This
was a role that won him multiple Emmys. He guested on the show a few
times
as a rival to the main character. The young actress grew smitten with
the
older actor and they had a brief relationship. She lost her virginity
to
him. The incongruous nature of their relationship seems ridiculous at
first
but she has dropped hints to it in Q&A sessions she has done as
part
of the one woman show she tours with. Love or lust is blind.
Actress:
Jill
Whelan
(Princess
Cruises Celebrations Ambassador)
Show: "The Love Boat"
Main character: Captain Merrill Stubing’s daughter Vicky Stubing
Actor: Ted Knight
Show: "Mary Tyler Moore" (4 nominations and 2 wins for character Ted
Baxter)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#10**
Reader Blind: In the years after this classic sitcom with a
supernatural
theme went off the air, the female main character, the actress who
played
her mother, and the actor who played the main character's husband for
the
second half of the series run all died of cancer. The actor who played
the
female main character's husband during the first half of the series was
sick
already with different ailments but got worse once he joined the show
and
eventually had to quit. Then there's the crew - many of them developed
cancer
and other serious illnesses. Too many to be a coincidence. The answer
is
a very obvious one - the quickly built house on a back lot that served
as
the main set for the series was filled with asbestos. Relatives of the
crew
members have over the years received some hush money payments in return
for
keeping quiet. Some might ask why didn't the very out there camp
comedic
actor and/or the authoritative British character actor get sick? Go
back
and watch the show. Their characters were re-occuring and they were not
in
every episode and therefore not required to be on set as much.
Classic sitcom: "Bewitched"
Female main character:
Elizabeth
Montgomery (colon cancer)
Actress who played her mother:
Agnes
Moorehead (uterine cancer)
Husband for second half of series:
Dick
Sargent (prostate cancer )
Husband for first half of series:
Dick
York (emphysema)
British character:
Bernard
Fox (Dr. Bombay) (heart failure)
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#11**
Reader Blind Item - Kindness: Aside from charitable endeavors, these
two
actors have two other things in common – 1.) They both played
immediately
recognizable characters on that very famous ensemble sitcom with the
theme
song everyone knows 2.) They both died in the same year.
Actor #1 was a noted comedic and serious actor who specialized in playing characters of a certain income level. He was equally famous for voicing a popular cartoon character. In his spare time, he served on a number of boards of philanthropic organizations. In particular, literacy became a passion of his and he worked on a number of projects to bring books to underprivileged inner city kids. He and his wife left all their money to charity as well.
Actor #2 was in primarily adventure movies prior to
the sitcom role. His
father was also an actor. He was active in raising funds for those
afflicted
with the disease that also killed him. Towards the ends of his life, he
performed
in children’s wards for the terminally ill dressed as the character
from the sitcom. He did this even as he was very ill and dying.
Show: "Gilligan’s Island"
Actor #1:
Jim
Backus ("Mr. Magoo")
Actor #2:
Alan
Hale Jr.
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#12**
Apparently this foreign born former A list athlete discovered that his
B+
list actress significant other all of you know (big part of the history
of
the site) hooked up with four guys at once. I don't know why he should
be
shocked considering he has made her do the same thing with him. I guess
because
she did it on her own they have taken yet another break.
Wladimir
Klitschko/Hayden Panettiere
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#13**
Our favorite former tweener turned A- list singer/bad adult actress
says
that part of the deal when she landed her hugely successful franchise
is
she has to make herself available for hooking up with this almost
permanent
married A list comic actor. He usually comes calling four or five times
a
year. Selena Gomez/Adam Sandler ("Hotel Transylvania")
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#14**
This closeted A list mostly movie actor from an acting family finally
landed
a franchise after decades trying. He is celebrating with this foreign
born
male diver who is out and proud, so this should be interesting.
Jake
Gyllenhaal (Quentin Beck/Mysterio - "Spider-Man: Far From
Home")
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#15**
This married former A list reality star from a show that is still
spawning
spinoffs says she is doing her part by hooking up with this married
Congressional
challenger so she can October surprise him and help out the incumbent
who
she supports. Add to that, she says she is also being paid by a super
PAC
more money than she has earned in all her tea selling/waist training
other
ripoff scams over the past five years. To me, it kind of seems she is
taking
the role that once belonged to this former A- list mostly television
actress
from a hit network show that aired back in the day. That show launched
the
career of multiple actors who continue to hover around that A-/B+ list
range
after two decades. One was even in an iconic show for several years ALL
of
you know. Kim Zolciak-Biermann ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
(waist
trainer)
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#16**
A New Ringmaster: He calls himself the ringmaster. He said it was
because
he used to organize a circus when he was working full-time. Not an
actual
circus, but definitely was juggling multiple performers and schedules
and
responsibilities. He did it well. There is no doubting that. He still
calls
himself the ringmaster now but says it is not just about juggling
performers,
but juggling who goes where and when and how can he get a piece. He
also
likes to make jokes about animals and whips which may have something to
do
with it too, but that is for a later day. The thing is, all of you know
him.
Every single last one of you reading this site. I would say a fair
share
of the in line checkout readers of weekly magazines probably know who
he
is or at least the people he was wrangling. He likes to pretend he is
still
in the closet but all of you know better. The weekly checkout readers?
He
made sure none of that reached those pages. He still has the power to
keep
that out of there, but not off the websites. We all know the real
story.
He is not hiding it from his family. Maybe he is hiding it from the
people
in his past who frowned upon gay people and said they were all going
straight
to hell. Maybe he thinks he still needs their favor. Maybe he does.
Maybe
they are his best customers. I have no doubts that those people from
his
past life before he became famous are his customers. They certainly
sampled
that former A list actor he used to keep around back in the day. How do
you
think he became A list? Our ringmaster was a collector back then. He
kept
them close and traded them for favors to help out his charges. The
people
that built his empire. The thing is though that empire was built on him
offering
up underage teen boys to power players. He took the risks and the
powers
that be delivered. They ended up delivering for the boys too because
that
was part of the deal. Our ringmaster liked that power. There was a time
when
he was too busy doing other things to collect. Oh sure, he would
collect
for himself but those were one night stands which often led to
embarrassing
situations and a lot of extortion. He was too trusting of his one night
stands.
After all, for years he had loyalty from his collection. He wanted
something
more like that not only for himself, but for others. There was always a
demand,
you just needed the right person and he was it. He still is it. He
still
has cache that others don't/ He drops a couple of names and
possibilities
for those young men and invites them to his place in LA or takes them
in
a private jet to Florida where they roll around in the sun and takes
videos
of them. He then offers them up. They don't get paid. Our ringmaster
gets
paid cash and the young men/teens get a chance at either working in the
business
or a chance at being kept by a successful man in
business/entertainment.
Of course our ringmaster samples all the products first for himself and
is
also known to make sure the boys report back to him any information he
can
use about their new benefactors. It is because of a boy he provided
many
years to a man that he made his greatest wealth and the wealth of one
of
his empire builders. They live off that deal. The deal that saw the 15
year
old from a small town in a very large state become the plaything for a
very
very wealthy man. The man was so happy he made a sweetheart deal that
made
millions for the ringmaster and his charges and left the 15 year old a
college
dropout at 19 and dead on the streets by 22. Our ringmaster says it is
the
cost of doing business.
Ringmaster: Ryan Seacrest
Former A list actor: Taylor Lautner
His empire builder:
Merv
Griffin
Very very wealthy man: David Geffen
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#1**
This C- list celebrity had recently been interviewed by the FBI about
the
mob ties of this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/actress.
Then
he died. Seems convenient.
Rick
"Zombie Boy" Genest
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#2**
This A- list underage Disney actress who has been on countless shows on
the
network went to party last week and did what her older boyfriend told
her
to do which was orally service every guy at a poker party, none of whom
were
less than a decade older than her. Skai Jackson
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#3**
This former B+ list singer who comes from a singing family has always
used
shock to stand out from the rest of her family. She has somehow managed
to
really keep her career afloat despite much obvious talent. Currently
she
is putting that very weak career in jeopardy with the use of pills and
booze.
Solange Knowles
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#4**
Even though they were told in advance, neither the feds nor anyone from
the
Embassy in this country or the authorities from the host country are
following
this former A+ list singer as he goes on a tween sexual assault spree.
No
one seems to care that he is out of the country specifically so he can
target
girls in the 10-12 year old range. Any possible authority who could be
notified
was when it was discovered what he would be doing. No one is stopping
it.
This is getting out of hand.
R.
Kelly (Bangkok, Thailand)
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#5**
Reader Blind Item: Just after the turn of the century there was a
movie.
Based on a dramatic true story that proved to be the big break for
many,
now well known actors. It had a big cast of men, essential to the
nature
of the movie. Among this cast were a considerable number of young,
relatively
unknown, foreign born actors from a certain country. For many of them
it
was their first time on a big budget film, or their first time working
with
a big name director or, for some, their first time working away from
their
home country, and they were eager to please. Another actor on set was
more
well known, while not being A list by any stretch he had a secure
career
and was friends with the A+ list director among other influential
people.
He was also, even then, a massive sleaze, and didn’t discriminate by
gender (although lately he is more well known for leaning towards
women.)
He saw a vulnerable group and set out to make some of their lives
miserable
on set. Bullying and sexually harassing whenever he got the chance.
Eventually,
as he became more of a bully and things got more physical, three of the
actors
stepped up and made a complaint to the director. The director met with
them,
and said that he would talk to the Sleaze but warned them not to make
any
formal complaints or they would never work again. The Sleaze was
reprimanded
but this only made him worse. He knew no one would say anything. The
three
actors have continued to act and have successful careers. One of them,
more
recently, had his career sabotaged by the most famous sleaze of all.
But
is back on track now with the lead in a TV show. The second keeps a low
profile,
and is kind of an introvert, but always has interesting projects on the
go,
mostly working on TV, theatre and Indie stuff. The third you all know
from
his turn in THAT franchise. And THAT OTHER franchise. The Director was
caught
in another pervert related quandary recently. That case was so high
profile
he couldn't cover it up and had to make big changes to his movie. The
Sleaze
got #MeTooed and will probably never work again. Karma’s a
bitch.
Movie: "Black Hawk Down"
Director: Ridley Scott
Bully actor on set:
Tom
Sizemore
Actors who complained:
#1 -
Ioan
Gruffudd (his wife Alice Evans rejected Harvey Weinstein)
#2 - Hugh Dancy
#3 - Orlando Bloom ("Lord of the Rings" and "Pirates of the Caribbean")
Director’s recent quandary:
replace
Kevin Spacey in movie "All the Money in the World"
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#6**
This staffer at the online tabloid went rogue in a recent post and got
fired
by the head of the company because the head of the company doesn't like
to
tick off the A++ lister. He is hoping for a big payoff down the road.
TMZ/Donald
Trump (Melania Trump sided with Lebron James against Donald Trump’s
calling Lebron dumb)
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#7**
I give this marriage maybe six months tops. I actually thought it would
not
even make it to the wedding day because the foreign born A lister in
her
country who is probably B- list here after a reality stint has been
name
dropping her now husband and getting loans she will never be able to
repay.
Plus, he basically outbid another guy for her which is so creepy on so
many
levels.
Joanna
Krupa (Poland) ("Real Housewives of Miami") (Douglas Nunes)
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#8**
Paris Hilton, who once infamously traded cocaine for "butt sex," has
some
new competition. This former one season wonder who is not really
welcome
again in that family tree of shows did the same thing this weekend. The
fees
for her appearances is now $1000 which still doesn't get her much
traction.
She is making less than a couple grand each month strictly from her
celebrity.
She does use it for other things though and seems to be doing OK, but
the
coke use is turning off potential clients.
Corinne
Olympios ("Bachelor in Paradise" scandal)
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#9**
Reader Blind Item - Kindness: Testimony of a young survivor of this
horrific
policy describes the day they were liberated. One of the officers
involved,
an extremely handsome man with an unflappable demeanor, led a team of
men
who were there to photographically document what had happened. He and
his
team were not from America. The officer personally helped the survivors
and
made sure many of them got the help they needed not to mention food and
other
supplies as well as transport to where they needed to go for those well
enough
to travel. He was the go to guy for helping all the victims who were
kept
in this location. He would receive a number of medals for his overall
conduct
and service during this huge conflict of the last century. A few years
later,
the survivor had immigrated to the home country of the officer and
happened
to go to a movie. The star was the officer. In the years that followed,
the
survivor followed the officer’s career as he went from teen heartthrob
to mature adult making films that would be described as intellectual
and
arty and somewhat experimental. He was also known for not making any
attempt
to hide his sexuality, not out, no one was then, but not in the closet
either,
as well as his excellent fashion sense and the series of books he wrote
later
in life (some of which deal with his harrowing war experiences). He was
not
as big in the USA as his home country but was deeply respected. Towards
the
end of the officer’s life, the survivor was able to meet him and thank
him for what he did. The officer as cool as ever said it was his duty
as
a human being.
Dirk
Bogarde (liberation of Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in
Germany)
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#1**
This organization is tired of people talking about one of their top
five
celebrity faces as being closeted. As I told you before, they made
special
arrangements for her but still want the public at large to think of her
as
involved or at least open to being involved with a guy. Enter someone
no
one has ever seen before who publicly makes out with her and who no one
will
probably ever see again. They also owe a big thanks to the online
tabloid
who said yes in return for a few favors.
Elisabeth
Moss (Scientology) (TMZ)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#2**
I told you a few weeks ago that the convicted child molesting rapper
was
beaten down by a group hired by one of the parents of his victims. The
rapper
wants no part of that coming to light so is dropping everything and is
willing
to take the $1M hit because the alternative would be much worse. More
digging
into all the victims he has assaulted and molested. He was all for
cooperating
until someone in his camp learned who was responsible. I guess they
read
the blind items.
6ix9ine
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#3**
This former one season wonder is not only scamming that A- list network
actress
but is also way closer to that former co-star of his that he hooked up
with
on the regular when she would fly out to see him as recently as three
weeks
ago. Wells Adams/Sarah Hyland/Danielle Maltby ("Bachelor in
Paradise")
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#4**
This probably now former late night actor turned mess was in a hurry to
open
a plastic wrapped package of drugs. The next thing you know he needed
stitches.
Pete
Davidson
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#5**
Mr. X: Why yes, that was the gabby A/B-list talk show hostess with her
husband-manager in the VIP skybox at that A++ list couple's tour stop
last
night (8/3). She was also spotted backstage chatting with the couple
after
the concert ended. It's all about networking with the people who have
you
on their payroll. Surprisingly her husband and the male half of the
performing
couple have been friends (and swapped women) for years. It figures
since
both couples are in business arrangement marriages. Wendy
Williams/Kevin
Hunter/Jay Z/Beyoncé
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#6**
Mr. X: This B-list singer and celeb spawn of an A+++ lister been trying
to
get on that network reality competition show for years, after a close
family
member did OK on the show a while back. The producers were concerned
about
her sobriety, but she's finally convinced them that she's ready. Plus,
she's
got the support of a close friend who was also a contestant on the show
a
few seasons back. I know what you're asking, doesn't she need the money
because
she's broke? Well, not really. Besides her late parent's estate, she
has
had a rumored side gig for years which the general public doesn't know
about.
To be continued... Lisa Marie Presley ("Dancing With the
Stars")/Priscilla
Presley/Leah Remini
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#7**
Birdie Blind Item: This one is about "royalty": By the time the
"intervention"
happened, he was of course already dead. What even at least one of the
household
staff knew though was that he had been found hours earlier, and a
secret
team of doctors - already on call - was unable to bring him back. So,
in
the interest of publicity, a rehab staffer (was no one suspicious that
the
highest level people were not sent for such a famous person?) was
summoned
from the coast, and voila, tragically-failed-nick-of-time ending.
Prince
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#8**
Kindness: This B+ list character actor all of you would know by sight
finally
hit it kind of big in that fairly hit network show where he plays a
neighbor.
He has not had that kind of fame since the quirky show back in the day.
Our
actor is a regular comedy club goer and has been known to take pictures
with
almost every single person in the audience who wants one. He buys
drinks
for people and drops hundreds of dollars every time into a donation
bucket
for the club's charity. Just a great guy and someone you hope everyone
in
Hollywood would be.
Ray
Wise ("Fresh Off the Boat") ("Twin Peaks")
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#9**
Reader Blind Item - Kindness: This late actor was everywhere on TV in
the
1950’s, 60’s and 70’s. The role he is most famous for is as
a sidekick to the hero on this offbeat variation of a specific genre of
action
show that had an awful film reboot three decades later. He also did
voice
over work for cartoons and directed episodes of TV shows. He did a lot
of
charity in his spare time specifically for two causes. He was a major
mover
for the Boys Club and Girls Club devoting his time, money, and
fundraising
ability. He was even more involved with an institution that helped
children
afflicted with a certain condition that he was introduced to while
researching
a movie role. He started a celebrity sporting event for charity and a
lot
of the money raised went to the institution.
Actor:
Ross
Martin
Famous role: Artemus Gordon on "The Wild Wild West"
(reboot
"Wild Wild West")
Movie role:
A
psychotic killer, Garland "Red" Lynch ("Experiment in Terror")
Institution:
"Children's
Asthma Research Institute and Hospital (CARIH)"
Celebrity sporting event: The Ross Martin Celebrity Tennis Tournaments
at
La Costa
73.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/06
It’s one of the biggest franchises in the world and every single
instalLment
has starred this A list actor in the main role, but we’re hearing that
partnership is coming to a swift end. ‘Rebooting,’ says a source,
‘but without him and his big old paycheck.’ It’s going to
be a tough job to replace the eponymous star, especially in another
hollow
reboot.
Johnny
Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean")
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#1**
Apparently now, our favorite former A+ list tweener turned A- list
adult
singer is acting as a chaperone/bodyguard for his actress girlfriend as
she
pulls a yachting gig with someone from her home country who has been
following
her career since she was a very young star in her own country.
Nick
Jonas/Priyanka Chopra (This is the guy who paid for the portions of the
wedding
not covered by sponsors)
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#2**
All it took was one chance to break away and this B list athlete hooked
up
with his ex while out of the country. I guess his A- list reality star
girlfriend
thought things had changed and he would be faithful because he was with
someone
friends who said they would watch him. Nope.
Tristan
Thompson/Khloé Kardashian/LeBron James (Toronto, Canada)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#3**
This is from
Lexi
Alexander's Twitter :My favorite story about this is a friend
of
mine, a well known actress, doing construction on her house. She had to
get
her then boyfriend(an even more famous actor) to talk to builders
because
they wouldn’t listen to her. So she wrote him a whole script...it got
done. This story is much funnier if you know who they are and then
imagine
anybody thinking he knows anything about construction.
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#4**
It isn't shocking this former child actor turned A list adult actor
turned
A- list aging actor is sticking up for the child porn loving director.
What
is shocking is that he is saying so publicly because people will start
digging
into his life and wondering just how many "intimate gifts" he accepted
from
that sex cult when they were recruiting his significant other.
Kurt
Russell/James Gunn
(NXIVM/Goldie
Hawn)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#5**
In the Shady Shadyopolis department, there is a bit of a problem. This
time
it's the individual who has been the numbers person for a few different
organizations during their career. (We'll call this person BC, short
for
bean counter.) BC changes jobs every two to three years because that's
basically
how long it takes for the numbers to start looking funky to outsiders.
Currently,
BC is working for one organization involved in a celebrity situation,
and
also worked for one before that and one before that. One of the past
organizations BC worked for was allegedly giving a very low percentage
of
the money it took in to it's actual cause. This was eventually noticed
by
the media and didn't look good to the outside world. One of BC's more
recent
gigs is also a clear conflict of interest with the current one, but no
one
seems to have noticed. Eventually maybe someone will, but by then BC
will
have moved on again and the money will have evaporated again too. Those
involved
don't mind, because that's how they roll too.
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#6**
This Narcan episode slipped past everyone last fall around Thanksgiving
time.
A weight fluctuating A-/B+ funny guy was hit with Narcan by NYC
paramedics
after too much heroin. He ended up calling in sick for his an event the
next
day and apologized to his fans with a Tweet. He was feeling under the
weather
alright.
Jonah
Hill
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#7**
Mr. X: This is part 2 of the BI featuring the B-list singer/celeb
spawn.
I know this may shock you, but the majority of popular musicians who
say
they write their own songs don't. Enter the "song doctor" which is code
for
ghostwriter. The artist whom the ghostwriter is paid to churn
out/tinker
with songs for have little to no input in the writing process itself.
Ghostwriters for a specific artist are usually put in a room with the
producer
of the album and let their creative juices flow. In the industry this
is
called a songwriter camp and it can usually last for hours. So where
does
our singer/celeb spawn fit into all this? Well, according to hearsay by
one
of my sources, she is one of the most highly paid "song doctor"s in the
music
biz. She has written or co-written many top 10 hits dating from the
late
'80s to present day. She has ghostwritten enough #1 songs to fill a
greatest
hits album. They are songs you will definitely know and artists you
definitely
know (including the usual suspects who frequently use ghostwriters: BK,
TS,
MC, JB, JT, LG, etc). So those reports of her being broke... yeah,
they're
not true. As for the other song doctors, that's for another BI. Lisa
Marie
Presley (Beyoncé Knowles; Taylor Swift; Mariah Carey; Justin
Timberlake;
Lady Gaga)
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#8**
A Dancing Boy Blind: Two storylines: one present, one past - and a bevy
of
very talented and in some cases famous actors. The past tense one,
which
takes place during a very pivotal year of my young life, happens at the
height
of all that - it's about the cast party for a certain movie I'm in. So,
it's
theme is celebration, basically, until - at its end - I learn of a
last-minute
addition to the script; all the creeps - to be played (as I
said/hopefully)
by Anthony Rapp, myself, Noah Ray (he's the director brought on for
this
one scene, a music video, in a sense), Chad Allen, and Taliesin Jaffe -
are
present. And of course it will be the secret world premiere of the
young
actor cast as my young likeness (as well as others...). The present
tense
one has to do with the death and dying of my mentor - the good
twin/screenwriter
- which (because the world is awful) takes place before the death of
his
brother. (I'll be playing the roles of both brothers in midlife - in
forthcoming
projects, including the first feature - but you can expect a very
accomplished
and award-winning veteran actor of stage and screen to appear as the
elder
twins in this one.) Following his death, I go to confront the other
brother
about what happened, only to find that he has dementia so far advanced
he
doesn't recognize me, or even himself. Worse: it's clear to me that he
is
being abused and neglected by the staff of the nursing home, and I'm
forced
to choose between the probably deserved rough justice, and undeserved
compassion
- stepping in on his behalf. Reluctantly, I choose the latter. So, not
a
feature-length stage play (that may be a musical version of the movie),
but
almost not super short either. Since the short is filmed mostly where I
currently
reside (until the end, when I'm patient-dumped in Hollywood [more about
that:
I then camp out on Bill and Jack's lawn, where I'm visited at my tent
by
Amanda Bynes; when we don't voluntarily leave {a please get off my lawn
moment
here} we're put, tent and all, on a flat bed truck and end up in the
VIP
section of the dump - a picnic with discarded food there follows]),
it'll
likely be put on a very old (by this state's standards) theater (where
among
others a certain icon of 19th century lit, whose books are among the
most
banned, used to perform). PS Oh, and I definitely see a certain female
friend
from college times directing/introducing this one... PPS Even the
orchestra
should feature some interesting people. One of them is likely to be
this
one musician, from the place I currently reside. I've known her sister
as
a friend and former co-worker since the aughts (we were both sexually
harassed
by the same person). They share a famous last name with their cousin, a
certain
local turned statewide politician (who is very probably going to win
the
big contest this fall; the sister I know is a climate scientist at
Caltech).
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#9**
Apparently the rehab this A- list singer is headed to also specializes
in
physical rehab too because our singer has some stroke like damage from
her
recent overdose and is going to need a lot of physical therapy to try
and
get back to 100%.
Demi
Lovato
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#10**
This A/A- list mostly television actor with a hit network show only
added
to the fuel he is hooking up with his foreign born former co-star. Our
actor
ditched his wife and flew across an ocean to spend time with fans where
he
went on and on and on and on and on about the former co-star and even
arranged
for several fans to meet her the next day. Michael Weatherly
("Bull")/Cote
de Pablo
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#11**
Mr. X: This A- list singer who only is that high because of that
monster
selling single with a group showed her breast at recent event to some
tween.
It was crazy awkward when she asked if he had seen one before.
Bebe
Rexha
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#12**
Mr. X: The organizers of this event are getting a lot of push back for
their
decision to play sounds of loud gunfire at a huge concert event. They
did
it during a set which really freaked people out because they had no
idea
where it was coming from.
2018
Lollapalooza Chicago
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#13**
Mr. X: Whenever this A- list reality star with the lucrative side gig
is
making out in public you can be sure there are television cameras
recording
the event. It is really the only time she does it. Kendall Jenner
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#14**
This former A+ list mostly television actress is prepared to spend up
to
$10M to support her position in the war of the initialed one. She is on
his
side. She says she will go scorched earth on whoever gets in her way.
Jennifer
Garner/JJ Abrams (apology to Evangeline Lilly for forcing her to do
semi-nude
scene in "Lost")
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#15**
This permanent A list athlete is discovering that things are not all
what
they seem with her significant other. Apparently there is a secret
lover
from his past that he continues to talk to and see as much as possible.
Our
athlete just discovered this and is now in a huge funk.
Serena
Williams/Alexis Ohanian
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#16**
He Too - Old Hollywood: This beloved deceased permanent A list male
star
was one of the biggest predators in Hollywood. We'll call him Mr. R.
Every
female he worked with experienced some kind of predatory or
inappropriate
behavior from this person. Because of the times and his power in the
industry,
it was impossible back in those days to stop him. At least half a dozen
actresses
were alleged to have been assaulted, and there are probably more that
did
not share their experiences with anyone out of fear. His adoring fans
had
no idea. One young actress (we'll call her Ms. L) was subjected to
repeated
assault attempts from Mr. R. Our actress valiantly fought off Mr. R's
advances
on a film they made together and fortunately had family members on set
who
also helped shield her from being raped. Our actor was so enraged that
he
could not get Ms. L alone during the making of this movie that in
retaliation
he did everything he could to make her miserable during filming. Mr. R
would
kick her, pinch/slap her breasts while ridiculing her and would stomp
on/smash
her feet with his shoes in between and during takes. Eventually the
nightmare
of this movie ended, and Ms. L was finally able to get away from our
actor,
even though he issued parting threats that he'd find her someday and
"finish
the job". Ms. L shared her horrifying experiences with a friend, also
an
A-list Hollywood actress we will call Ms. C. Ms. C. also had a scary
encounter
with Mr. R (when she was a teenager) and was not surprised that the
awful
stories that had filtered out from crew about Mr. R's behavior on the
movie
were true. Years went by, and Ms. C. was invited to attend an extremely
important
event, and was told that Mr. R was also going to be invited too. Mr. R
was
pretty much retired from the business by then, and was slated to be one
of
the honored guests at this gathering. Ms. C had become an even more
powerful
celebrity in her own right by this time, so she immediately contacted
the
organizers with her concerns. She stated that if Mr. R was included in
this
event, she would publicly withdraw. When she was asked why she so
vehemently
opposed his attendance at this event, she stated in no uncertain terms
that
Mr. R had attempted to rape her as a teen and had assaulted other
actresses
he'd worked with. This resulted in Mr. R being dropped immediately from
the
event and from any future events--and caused the story to spread like
wildfire
through the industry rumor mill. Because of this, Mr. R figured out
immediately
what had taken place and was able to manipulate a mutual friend into
giving
him Ms. C's telephone number. He wasted no time making a threatening
phone
call to her about his dis-invite to the event. Ms. C was no shrinking
violet
and managed to record the call, turning the recording over to her
lawyers
right away. One of Ms. C's lawyers had an extremely tough reputation
and
immediately contacted Mr. R's lawyers with a cease and desist order,
threatening
to take the recording public. Since Ms. C was a such a mega-star by
this
time, there was no way that Mr. R was going to be able to explain this
telephone
threat if it was released to the public and he knew it. Ms. C's legal
team
made a deal to destroy the tape (and keep quiet about it) in exchange
for
a large payout from Mr. R.-- which of course was paid immediately. In
spite
of the gag order, Ms. C still discussed this saga with her close female
friends,
many of whom had been his targets. Word spread about the incident and
is
still discussed by old-timers in the business. And what about the
settlement
money? Ms. C. arranged to have those funds anonymously donated to help
establish
several of the very first rape crisis centers in North America.
Mr.
R: Gene Kelly
Ms. L: Debbie Reynolds
Movie: "Singin' in the Rain"
Ms. C: Elizabeth Taylor (uncredited cameo appearances by Gene Kelly in
"Love
Is Better Than Ever")
(The
dark side of Singin’ In the Rain star Gene Kelly)
(Why
Gene Kelly Put Debbie Reynolds Through Hell During 'Singin' in the Rain')
(Actress
Elizabeth Taylor watches Gene Kelly shaking hands with Larry
Parks)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#1**
Apparently that whole #MeToo thing only is relevant to this A list
mostly
movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee if it doesn't
involve
a paycheck. The actress, who has been a crusader of sorts in the
movement
has agreed to star in a film by a director who has assaulted multiple
women,
some of which for many years and has more assault charges from other
people
that are difficult to even tally because of the number. But hey, you do
you.
Jessica
Chastain/Matthew Newton
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#2**
About a decade ago, this actress was A+ list in her corner of the
entertainment
world. At that point, she rebuffed this disgraced producer and he got
his
revenge by releasing a series of pictures that would rock the world.
Apparently
all is forgiven or she got a nice big check because she did a huge
favor
for the producer and his family.
Vanessa
Hudgens/Harvey
Weinstein (wore Marchesa — the brand designed by Harvey Weinstein‘s
ex-wife, Georgina Chapman)
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#3**
This B+ list reality star from multiple shows on the same network loves
to
show off his very expensive lifestyle and his more famous reality wife
is
the same way. He isn't showing it, but the B+ lister might have to sell
off
a significant part of his company to stay afloat because of some very
shady
deals he has pulled off. The layer of the stinking onion are just now
coming
to light and more customers are wondering if he screwed them over too.
Mauricio
Umansky ("Agency") (Kyle Richards/"Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills")
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#4**
This former singer turned reality star on multiple reality shows turned
host
turned celebrity turned failed singer turned failed host is hooking up
with
her new boss who is a married A lister. That is how she landed her new
job
actually.
Tamar
Braxton/Steve Harvey
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#5**
Our favorite foreign born still one hit wonder thought she was the
number
one option for this very rich executive/yacht owner. Nope. She was
pushed
aside for several younger women who were from South America. Our singer
was
forced to leave with most of the day crew and one other woman who
didn't
make the cut.
Iggy
Azalea
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#6**
Since this film is historical in nature, the producers have decided to
pull
the release date in hopes that their A list star can get his act
together,
get sober and actually do press for the movie. Apparently he has little
actual
recollection of shooting the movie because he was so out of it during
filming.
Johnny
Depp (Tupac/Notorious B.I.G movie "City of Lies")
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#7**
The foreign born former A+ list tweener and his celebrity offspring
girlfriend
are basically just doing a version of cuckolding. The only thing is the
former
tweener gets to sleep with as many women as he wants while his
girlfriend
has to watch and read reports about it until she gets desensitized to
the
fact he can be with whoever she wants while she has to remain chaste.
Justin
Bieber/Hailey Baldwin
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#8**
With her most recent actions in public and behind the scenes, this
former
A+ list singer has drawn even more attention to herself from
authorities
about what she knows about the celebrity death. If she had stayed
quiet,
things would have gone so much better for her. She was just so scared
of
people discovering the truth that she tried to get the narrative going
her
way and deflecting as much as possible.
Lady
Gaga/Rick "Zombie Boy" Genest
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#9**
This married B+ list mostly movie actress who used to be a model and is
probably
still better at modeling than she ever will be as an actress has
finally
realized her husband just is not going to stop hooking up with men and
has
taken off her wedding ring.
Brooklyn
Decker/Andy Roddick
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#10**
This late night host and A- list mostly movie actor from an acting
family
might say one thing publicly, but they all believe most of the victims
in
the #MeToo movement had it coming to them and really wanted to be with
famous
powerful people. Someone overheard them talking about it this past week
and
literally almost vomited at what the two were saying.
Jimmy
Kimmel (#MeToo Oscars
monologue)/Jason
Bateman
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#11**
Good luck to those makeup people having to deal with all of those meth
scars
on this foreign born A- list actress. Dealing with it in movies is a
whole
lot easier than what will be expected of them on a daily basis to get
them
all covered.
Ruby
Rose ("Batwoman")
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#12**
You can give it whatever fancy name you want or make everyone think it
is
some kind of silver bullet, but we all know this reality couple was
having
premarital sex. Shocker!! At least this time they did it close enough
to
the wedding that entire backstories and disappearances didn't have to
be
written into the plot. Hey, you know if you let my favorite actually
get
to be with her significant other, instead of this crazy punishment you
insist
on putting her through, maybe karma and your lies to cover your tracks
wouldn't
be put to the test as often.
Josiah
Duggar/Lauren Swanson
(favorite
Jana Duggar)
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#13**
This former A+ list celebrity turned nobody for decades turned A list
reality
star from multiple shows who has A+ list name recognition is pimping
out
their significant other just to land business meetings.
Caitlyn
Jenner/Sophia Hutchins
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#14**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award
winner/nominee was told by her kids that their actor father kept them
up
at night when they stay over at his place because the woman he is with
is
so loud in bed.
Naomi
Watts/Liev Schreiber/former Miss South Dakota Taylor Neisen
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#15**
One thing that won't be shown in this proposed new show featuring a one
hit
wonder is that set visit back in the day to that horrible for tweens
network.
The producer was a big fan so managed to find several groupies willing
to
hook up with the guest star in exchange for getting to hang out
backstage
at an event with numerous underage teens and tweens that were fans of
the
one hit wonder.
"Wide
Open - Vanilla Ice" (The real-life story of the rise, fall, and
redemption
of Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice.)/Dan Schneider/Nickelodeon
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#16**
Don't Go Outside: I think over the past several weeks or so we are
getting
an idea that perhaps this A list singer (EX) is not as stable as one
might
have previously thought. There is no question about her A list status.
When
she is on her game, she is incredible. That being said, she does get
distracted
from time to time and the more she drinks, the more she gets
distracted.
The more she gets distracted about a certain topic, the more violent
she
is likely to become. She is not going to go over to your house and hit
you
or anything like that, but as this permanent A list singer (BA) can
attest,
you can find animal feces on your doorstep or a decapitated Barbie doll
that
is wearing clothing remarkably similar to an outfit BA wore in the past
which
EX hand sewed for the doll. There was one time EX caught her celebrity
significant other cheating on her with a female singer who has had
issues
in the past with men who are attached. What did EX do? Splashed bright
red
paint (at least everyone hopes it was paint) all over every single pair
of
his underwear. EX then drove over the the condo where the singer was
living
at the time and using shoe polish wrote the word "Wh**e" on every
window
visible to the street. The crazy thing is that everything she accuses
others
of, she has done herself, but says she gets a pass because of what they
put
her through.
106.
BETHENNY
FRANKEL/MONEY MAGAZINE 08/08
Bethenny Frankel says the bank accounts of many Real Housewives stars
aren’t quite as flush as they appear on TV. "They can’t afford
the lives they’re living," Frankel, 47, tells
Money
for the magazine’s September issue. "And if the music stops, they’re
going to get in some trouble." Frankel ensured that she would not find
herself
in that trouble when she signed her first contract to appear on The
Real
Housewives of New York City. Money reports that Frankel, who was paid
$7,250
for her first season, would not agree to give Bravo profits from
endeavors
that she used Real Housewives to publicize. "Everybody else just had to
try
to play catch-up after they saw what I did," Frankel says. Frankel’s
financial woes are now long behind her — she made $100 million by
selling
Skinnygirl in 2011 and can still use the brand name, according to Money
—
but she started her career in tougher circumstances. "Until my late
thirties,
everything was just an anxiety and a struggle," explains Frankel, who
racked
up $20,000 in credit card debt. "It’s like the way people feel when
they eat something and they don’t feel good about it. … I’d
be on the phone begging to get the [fees] reduced." She has a
philosophy
about debt: "You can’t put yourself in a position where, if the s–t
hit the fan, you couldn’t pay all of your bills at one time," she says.
"If the world came to an end, I would be able to pay for everything. I
might
not be left with much, but I can afford what I have." Frankel showed
off
her financial security when she took
Architectural
Digest on a tour of her glamorous, $4.2 million Manhattan loft
in
May. "I feel humbled," she said at the time. "It took my three days to
feel
like this is my apartment. Wow, I can’t believe I live here." In March,
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Girardi said on The
Wendy
Williams Show that she spends $40,000 per month to facilitate her
lifestyle.
She said, "If you want to look good, it’s hair, it’s makeup, it’s
wardrobe, and then those people that help facilitate that. They’re not
cheap." Sonja Morgan; Luann de Lesseps; Tinsley Mortimer; Carole
Radziwill
107.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/08
When you combine the words "political" and "actor", this B list actor
should
be one of the first that comes to mind. Well, a source informs me that
this
political actor is is danger of being outed or blackmailed. Apparently
he’s
been hitting the gay clubs a little hard recently and an undercover
journalist
(not us) has been made aware. A story could already be in the works. I
guess
this actor might be spending a lot of time at his house soon.
Kal
Penn (in April 2009, Penn joined the Obama administration as an
Associate
Director in the White House Office of Public Engagement. This
necessitated
that his TV character, Lawrence Kutner, be written out of
"House")
108.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 08/08
Which original naughty housewife was caught giving oral sex in the back
of
a chauffeured driven car to a buff African-American actor she met only
hours
before at a house party in New York? After flirting for a few hours at
a
private party other guests spotted the new ‘friends’ leaving together.
They didn’t recognize each other from TV and didn’t know
each-other’s last names, but that didn’t stop them from getting
to know each other extremely well on the backseat of the car. After the
dirty
deed was completed she dropped him off at his apartment and sang
‘goodbye’ as she headed up town to meet her fiancé!
Luann de Lesseps when she was engaged to Tom D'Agostino Jr.
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#1**
This former A+ list rapper is on drugs so strong that he can literally
stand
in place doing nothing for an hour at a time. It freaks anyone out who
hasn't
seen it, but his family just calls it zombie phase.
Kanye
West
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#2**
Apparently this A list singer couldn't stay off social media and
couldn't
say no to her actor boyfriend when he said they should try some crack.
He
is taking her down with him and this is just going to get messier. Her
management
wants her to split with him before she misses out on a couple years of
earnings.
It is all about the money for them. Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#3**
Apparently the push to go to a doctor for the umpteenth time by this
former
A+ list tweener to his girlfriend with her hemming and hawing finally
resulted
in her telling him she had a "miscarriage." Uh huh.
Justin
Bieber/Hailey Baldwin
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#4**
Even though they had come to some type of an understanding about their
marriage,
this rocked it to the core and they are on very shaky ground. This
foreign
born A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is being
bombarded
with questions about why her actor husband has been hanging out with
the
child porn loving director so much. In fact, the two hang out at least
once
a week together, but the actress had no idea because of the distance
between
husband and wife. Now that she found out, she is beyond livid.
Sofia
Vergara/Joe Manganiello/James Gunn
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#5**
This hit network show has decided to go full on for accused rapists who
believe
there is no such thing as rape if a woman is unconscious. This hiring
of
a former A list singer should go over well with the female demographic.
CeeLo
Green ("The Voice")
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#6**
Someone has been watching Ryan Reynolds interviews about rewriting
history
to fit in the people in your life that were not present when the
history
occurred. Such is the case with this foreign born A list dual threat
actor
who is definitely more focused on movies now it seems. Anyway, he was
giving
an interview and talking about a television award won and how he told
his
wife. The thing is though when he won the award he wasn't married and
wasn't
even "dating" her yet. In fact, he hadn't even met her yet. He was
still
exclusively with the vowel filled girlfriend.
Actor:
Benedict Cumberbatch
Television Award: Primetime Emmy Award: Outstanding Lead Actor in a
Miniseries
or a Movie: Sherlock
Wife: Sophie Hunter
Girlfriend: Katia Elizarova
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#7**
It was sad to see this former C+ list alliterate celebrity who reached
her
C+ list peak almost a decade ago try and trade sex for pap photos and
repeatedly
get turned down. In the end, she had to get a friend take some photos
and
then pay a photo agency to try and get people who were interested in
them.
Only one agency was interested and they got them for free.
Phoebe
Price
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#8**
This married to a celebrity foreign born former A- list network reality
star
who comes from a reality family has been seen in special nightclubs
around
town. These nightclubs are only for those who speak a certain language.
Further,
there are some VIP rooms for the wealthy and our former reality star
has
been hitting the VIP rooms and hooking up with the women that staff the
rooms
on an almost daily basis. Interesting to note is that our reality star
has
more fame than money so no one is sure how he is affording this very
very
expensive service offering. Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Peta Murgatroyd
(Russian)
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#9**
Apparently the producers of this show didn't even tell the network
bosses
they paid off a man who was going to release all kinds of sordid tales
about
the "chaste" one. He is basically the only thing they have going
ratings
wise right now and with the drama from last year still fresh in
everyone's
mind, no one wanted to see the spinoff canceled due to some guy
spilling
gallons of tea.
Colton
Underwood ("Bachelor in Paradise")
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#10**
After last week's debacle at an acting class where this A+ list singer
made
everyone sign a NDA prior to her even showing up at class and then just
not
doing well at all, our singer is now taking solo acting lessons. When
something
calls for a partner she uses one of her bodyguards. Taylor Swift
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#11**
A bunch of old white people got together and strategized how best to
make
sure people of color were placated but wouldn't be everywhere on the
television
screens. So, they came up with a new award which is such crap and they
should
be ashamed of themselves.
Academy
Awards new category "outstanding achievement in popular film"
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#12**
The high pitched A list singer/all around a-hole made some groupies
lift
their skirts/take off their pants the other night before telling the
ones
with any cellulite they were fat and should head home. Yeah, he is a
real
winner this guy.
Charlie
Puth
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#13**
This back in the day A+ list tween/teen television actress turned A-
list
adult television actress turned take what you can get but does have a
new
show now is cheating on her long time husband with a think tanker she
met
at a conference six months ago. They have been attending a lot of
"conferences,"
since that time to continue their relationship.
Alyssa
Milano/Dave Bugliari
("Insatiable")
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#14**
It was more than a one hit wonder from this group. Let us call it a one
album
wonder. The lead singer has made a career even if everyone assumes his
name
is something else. He has gone from pop to other formats and everything
in
between. ALL of you know the group name. In his new adopted hometown
our
closeted singer is known as someone who is not very discreet about his
same
sex relationships but they really wish he would be because the
conservative
circles in which he travels like discretion. Darius Rucker ("Hootie
and
the Blowfish")/country music/Nashville
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#15**
This long running north of the border teen dominated show has been
filming
in what seems like an out of the way place. It is the basis for what
became
a crackdown on an international child p*rn ring. Several of the
tweens/teens
on the show were filmed performing explicit sex scenes. Because the
town
is so small, the producers of the child p*rn needed more children.
Enter
this convicted child p*rn king who also happens to be a fugitive right
now
after agreeing to cooperate in a much larger ongoing investigation
before
fleeing the country. Through his contacts in the government in both
countries,
he arranged for children to be flown from his country to the north of
the
border country for filming. The children would stay three days and then
be
flown back to their home country or into the US where they would be
sold.
There have been several guilty pleas in this case, but the big names
involved
have been protected from prosecution because it would be
"uncomfortable."
Tell that to the kids.
"Degrassi:
Next Class"/Jason "Byrd" Dickens
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#16**
Dear former A list mostly television actor from an iconic show and role
turned
A- list take what he can get but keeps getting work because of that
show,
Yes, I know you have had "injuries," over the past decade or so and
those
doctors have been really good filling out those prescriptions. If they
ever
stopped, you found new ones. That self-medicating has been going on a
long
time while you try and convince the world how sober you are. The result
of
the years of abuse is what happens to most people who do it as long and
as
hard as you did.
Get better soon and get some help.
Love & Bacon,|
Enty
Matthew
Perry (ruptured bowel)
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#17**
I love how this A- list standup comic made the split announcement with
their
spouse. They controlled the narrative and made it seem as if this was
totally
a mutual thing and not the comic hooking up with someone for the past
few
months. Such a sham.
Cameron
Esposito and Rhea Butcher
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#18**
The celebrity CEO is now furthering that fake news he was spinning
yesterday
by bringing in a suitor sure to get everyone riled up. Who could he
pick
to swing people to his side and drive the stock price up? The same
people
that are having a diplomatic battle with the country to the north. Make
them
the bad guys he says.
Elon
Musk (plans to take his firm private with 'funding secured')
(Saudia
Arabia/Canada)
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#19**
The STD: They were making it work. They had made their relationship
work
for many years. They definitely had their ups and downs, but that was
more
to his wanting to be with men more than wanting to be with women. When
they
first began their relationship, he was probably an A- list mostly movie
actor.
I would listen to arguments he was A list because he was in some very
big
movies and was given a chance at headlining a decent sized movie. It
bombed.
His career bombed. Everyone knew he was more interested in partying and
finding
guys to hook up with than acting. He only liked the acting for the
money
it gave him to fund his partying ways. When he was A list, all of you
knew
him. He was a heartthrob. She used to be an A lister too. Television
for
her. Popular show. Later, she kind of bounced around before landing
another
show which was middling to say the least and only stayed on the air
because
there was nothing to replace it with. I also think it is because one of
the
supporting cast hooked up with a network executive in charge of the
show.
When she got pregnant (that is a whole other Maury type situation) they
stopped
seeing each other and the show fizzled. How did our two lovebirds get
together
considering how much he enjoys guys? His people thought he needed to
escape
the rumors about his sexuality. He is still in the closet. So, they had
him
go on a date with our actress. The thing is though, they clicked as
friends.
They could hang out and she wasn't all that interested in dating and
never
has been. More of an asexual person. She did want a baby though, so
they
did that and did it the natural way. It was maybe a year after the baby
was
born or a little longer, that our actress wanted another baby. So, they
set
about trying again. The thing is though he neglected to tell her that
he
had contracted a STD. He says STD. I say HIV. She found out when she
got
a call from someone who had a call from the Health Department who knew
the
two of them were trying to make a baby but the caller had also been
having
unprotected sex with our actor. Our actress was incensed and basically
since
that day has barred the actor from her life. Hayden
Christensen/Rachel
Bilson ("The O.C.") ("Hart of Dixie") (cast member: Jaime King)
128.
POPBITCH
08/09
(British blog)
The BBC is often accused of ageism, but which high-powered exec there
celebrated
the launch of a successful female-led sitcom by having sex with the
show's
married, middle-aged leading lady in a sauna?
129.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/09
She’s got a couple of Oscar nominations and even her harshest critics
would concede that she’s one of the finest actresses of her generation,
but as more time passes by the more her reputation as difficult and
demanding
increases. ‘Everybody respects her,’ says a source, ‘but nobody
likes her and that is probably why she never collaborates with the same
people.
Zero. Zilch.’ We’re hearing rumours that it’s lost her numerous
roles and even lost her a very baity role in an upcoming Oscar
contender.
I guess if they ever remake The Devil Wears Prada, we have the perfect
candidate.
Julia Roberts
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actor rose to fame during a pay cable show
for
which he was a multiple Emmy winner/nominee. The thing the married
actor
never talks about in public is his toddler baby with another woman. He
just
pretends the child doesn't exist. It may be why he and his wife are
always
on the edge of splitting. Adam Driver ("Girls")
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#2**
Apparently if someone asks for a second appointment, our favorite
foreign
born still one hit wonder considers it a relationship. I'm not sure the
client
agrees considering he was hooking up with someone else two nights ago.
Iggy
Azalea (and he made it clear he was not in a relationship with her
despite
what she said)
(DeAndre
Hopkins)
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#3**
I didn't think this online tabloid could be up anyone's butt more than
Kris
Jenner. I was wrong. They have their entire head up the butt of the
head
of this entertainment organization and are just throwing out numbers
that
have no basis in reality whatsoever. Further, they have been instructed
to
totally forgive and forget when it comes to the history of this online
celebrity.
To them he is the greatest of the greatest. Pretty much par for the
course
for them.
TMZ/UFC/Logan
Paul (they said the number of PPV buys would be higher than
McGregor/Mayweather
and Mayweather/Pacquiao, the latter of which set the all time record
for
PPV buys)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#4**
I am actually kind of shocked this cable reality star is trying to make
this
big switch from one media to another. His last effort didn't go very
well
because he kept trying to hook up with the former A+ list tweener
television
actor turned A-/B+ list adult movie actor. The movie turned out like
crap
because of it and nearly ruined both their careers.
Max
Joseph (leaving
"Catfish")/Zack
Efron
("We Are Your Friends")
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#5**
What nobody is talking about in this A+ list divorce is how broke this
former
A+ list mostly movie actress is. She has spent almost every dollar she
has
ever earned because she couldn't control her crazy spending. Hundreds
of
millions of dollars. She is like the female Johnny Depp minus the rock
star
fetish and the beating of women. Spanking yes, but no beatings.
Angelina
Jolie (Brad Pitt)
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
There has been talk of this former world's worst actress (the title now
belongs
to Cara Delevingne) turned multiple reality star getting to be on the
crown
jewel of cable reality television. The thing is though she has to get
her
pill use under control and her husband to stop cheating because
otherwise
it will be more Kim Richards like than anything fun.
Tori
Spelling/Dean McDermott ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This former Svengali type who has destructed more than one career and
was
huge in the tabloids a decade ago is trying to act as a manager again.
Right
now he is leaking stories to the trades about that popular streaming
show
about to enter a new season. Contracts are being renegotiated and the
wannabe
manager is throwing out numbers of a salary for his roommate/talent as
star
level while throwing everyone else in the cast under the bus.
Sam
Lutfi/Ross
Butler/("13
Reasons Why")/Dylan Minnette
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
A Dancing Boy Blind: Here's one about, in part, something I haven't
discussed
before: Sunday brunch, in college times, consisted of Challah French
Toast,
black coffee, and the children of celebrities, and assorted prep school
throwaways nursing nosebleeds and hangovers from the night before. In
this
one case - later in those years - I was joined by two friends, both of
whom
would become journalists. Neither of them mentioned it, but sometimes
you
can feel the stares of others, even when they're at your back. "Why are
they
looking at us?" I asked, pretending to read the Times. "I don't think
they're
looking at us honey. I think they're looking at you." "How come?"
"According
to (one of the people at the table - the son of a disco-era R&B
singer/bandleader known in particular for this one song about
partying),
there are pictures and video of you on the net - from when you were in
San
Francisco." "I guess we know what they're into," I said, audibly. "Some
things
you wish you hadn't seen," he replied. I turned to him, looking
straight
into his eyes, and said: "You chose to look at that stuff, unlike all
those
people who come to your house on campus, and find themselves greeted by
your
naked and erect self." And that was that. The first question people ask
me,
when they hear about this part of my past, is if I had known about the
internet,
would I have done it still. The answer, if it's my current self, is a
resounding
no. But, in truth, you'd be asking my adolescent self, who had a
limited
sense of consequences, and on the worst days - owing largely to the
shame
and self-loathing that comes with abuse - little expectation of making
it
past 30. His answer, I'm afraid, would still be yes. But hey: at least
I
didn't use my real name - which brings me to the second part of this
blind.
A few weeks back I got a phone call from one of my aforementioned
friends.
It seems this person's employer wants to be the publication that breaks
the
story of a major celebrity scandal (which you all now know about). In
involves
of course one of my friends and forthcoming players - who I had vowed
years
back to help lift up if I ever got back in the game - and something
that
began when he, like me, was fourteen. I told her exactly what he told
me,
which is that he hasn't decided if he's ready to speak with the press
yet,
but he's getting closer to that point. (I also said - and this is
inside
baseball stuff - that a certain reporter from a different news
organization,
known for this one law prof/blogger, would have to share the byline. I
feel
I owe him this.) "What about you?" she asked. "You want to do a story
about
my illustrious career as a teen porn star?" "No, not really," she said.
And
then, silence. "You still there?" she asked, finally. "Yes, and you
know
the answer. It isn't that I won't but I can't - not now anyhow." "Fair
enough,"
she said, and proceeded to tell me this story. It's about someone you
may
or may not have ever heard of, but who in recent years was on the short
list
for a top job in his profession. What scuttled his bid? There is a
picture,
of course, just a google search away. But that wasn't the only one they
found
during the vetting process. There were numerous others, pictures and
videos,
from his late teens and early twenties - all apparently circulating on
barely
legal websites since the 1990s. And not even that was all. According to
one
his friends from back then, he often played the "son," "nephew," or
"protege"
of wealthy, closeted politicians, judges, and even in one case a
country
singer at parties in his home state - never using a pseudonym. It may
not
be a scandal in Hollywood, but it certainly would be there.
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress is doubling down on
comments
she made last year. The reason? She has no problems with casting
couches
and thinks it is a way to move ahead of others who won't casting couch.
She
thinks people who complain about it are just jealous of those who have
done
it and landed parts.
Lindsay
Lohan
(criticizes
#MeToo accusers: ‘It makes them look weak’)
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
A Dancing Boy Blind: While I'm on the subject of the college, and not I
guess
a blind or anything, but who applied and was rejected back then? This
one
actress, known today probably more for her activism than her acting.
She
was the star - at least I'm sure as far as many of the men and boys in
the
audience were concerned - of this long running network sitcom back in
the
day. She is also known for her feuds, apparently driving this one
actress
to quit a certain later show, only to be replaced by another actress
with
whom she didn't get along. All that came up again late last year
regarding
a major celebrity scandal/divorce. You have to wonder just how bad her
grades
were. I mean, being who she was, you'd have to otherwise conclude that
all
she had to do was spell her name correctly on the application to get
in.
Actress:
Alyssa Milano
Network sitcom: "Who’s the Boss"
Later show: "Charmed" (Shannen Doherty, then Rose McGowan)
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#11**
For those of you thinking that recent joint purchase was a love nest
for
this foreign born actress and her cable actor cheating boyfriend, you
would
be wrong. It is however four apartments that will be rented out to
tenants.
Neither of our subjects are willing to move out or give up their
current
places in that location.
Diane
Kruger/Norman Reedus
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#12**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who only seems to act in that long
running
action franchise she has been part of since the beginning only found
one
taker this summer for yachting. Usually she has a number of offers for
her
threesome services but, even with a significant discount in her rate,
there
were very few inquiries. It appears that next summer she may have to
pay
her own way should she want to vacation in Europe.
Michelle
Rodriguez ("Fast & Furious")
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#13**
This current married west coast NBA player/thinks he's a rapper who got
traded
last year mid-season but didn't play for his new team has been spending
his
summer on the east coast, partying and hooking up with porn stars on
boats.
Iman
Shumpert/Teyana Taylor
("Sacramento
Kings")
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#14**
This southern seems like a long time ago but really wasn't that long
ago
Presidential candidate who crashed and burned into tabloid flames got a
19
year old waitress pregnant. He just loves getting women pregnant who
are
not his significant others.
John
Edwards
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#15**
This former A list mostly television actress from a very hit, very long
running
now defunct network show turned writer/producer/actress and reality
judge
walked out of a one on one press availability yesterday when the
reporter
asked her about her continued support and under the table employment of
a
former A list comedian, now disgraced.
Actress:
Amy Poehler
Network show: "Parks and Recreation"
Reality judge: "Making It"
New show: "I Feel Bad"
Comedian: Louis CK
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#16**
All The Little Boys: This actor was A+ list back in the day. The
biggest
movie star on the planet. It was at a time when there were several
leading
men battling back and forth for that title. What knocked him from his
perch?
Not what so much as who. This permanent A list mostly movie actor is
the
source of that world famous rumor which got spread by word of mouth and
knocked
our actor down to A- list. A for show wedding and marriage that made
news
everywhere didn't really stop those rumors. Our actor had no way to
address
the rumor without answering questions and discussing it more, so sought
other
ways. When the marriage to the superstar didn't work, he turned to
someone
else. No, not a woman, but someone he thought would really boost his
image.
It gave him a different image, but it never really brought him back to
where
he once was. His most recent ex says the actor blames the person he
turned
to. He says the person he turned to was more interested in finding
young
boys who were drawn to the person like a moth to a flame. He had a
choice
of literally thousands of boys and when our actor would want to see the
person,
he often had to wait days or weeks because the person just wanted to be
with
his "harem," he called it. Even when the person would travel the globe,
there
they would be, tagging along, a group of a half dozen boys for every
week
he was traveling. A three week trip? Twenty boys, a new one for each
night.
Our actor never said anything to anyone and just continued to make
people
believe the person was something else. It almost seems as if our actor
embraced
that kind of do anything attitude because that is when our actor became
sort
of a menace on set and in public and continues to do so up to today. It
is
also interesting that our actor no longer talks about the other person
in
such glowing terms. How could he? When the truth comes out, and it
will,
how will our actor look when it turns out he knew and said nothing.
Actor:
Richard
Gere
Rumor: went to an emergency room with a gerbil stuffed into his rectum,
supposedly an extreme form of gay sex
Source of rumor: Sylvester Stallone
Marriage:
Cindy
Crawford
Person he turned to:
Dalai
Lama
146.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/10
Thora Birch (American Beauty) was on track to being one of the biggest
actresses
of her generation until rumours of her stage dad’s demanding behaviour
got her on the blacklist. Well, it’s not spoken about nearly as much,
but this hot teenage heartthrob was set to be a big star until one of
his
ridiculous parental figures got a little too demanding in negotiations
and
single-handedly lost the actor several lead roles, including a
potential
superhero movie. It probably didn’t help he also wasn’t the best
actor.
Taylor
Lautner
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
His career might be in the toilet right now, but his fetish for only
dating
women who look exactly like the A+ list mostly movie actress who
rejected
him on a near weekly basis for almost two years continues. Our actor,
who
is also a comic is probably getting a second chance again very soon
thanks
to the streaming service that loves him has a new girlfriend. He even
makes
her wear her hair like the actress. I wonder if he calls her by the
name
of the actress.
Aziz
Ansari ("Master Of None")/Jennifer Lawrence
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
I'm guessing this is the end of the relationship between the A- list
reality
star and the pro athlete. Once again, while out of the country he has
been
hooking up with multiple women. One is a proper ex and one is one of
the
women he already cheated on the reality star with.
Khloé
Kardashian/Tristan Thompson (in Toronto teaching a basketball
camp)
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This back in the day A list mostly movie actress who crashed and burned
when
she tried to self medicate is on an entirely different kind of drugs
these
days. Unable to pay her bill to her drug dealer, she instead films
herself
with tween boys and girls and gives the product to the dealer who sells
it
to others. Apparently this has been going on for awhile but she managed
to
keep it super secret until some fellow party goers stole her stuff.
Sean
Young ("Blade Runner")
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
This A- list alliterate mostly television actor is sweating bullets
rights
now. After years and years of looking for a big break he got a huge one
and
is on a hit and making money hand over fist. He has already been told
though
if a case moves on to the next stage he will be suspended and most
likely
fired from his current gig and that his career will be over for quite
some
time. Meanwhile, a set of writers is working on a season that includes
him
and doesn't include him.
Anthony
Anderson ("Black-ish")
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#5**
Dear former tweener actress who had to use her feet in ways we all
don't
want to know more about turned A list singer. It is all well and good
that
you are sticking to your timeline of when you did and did not start
hooking
up with the late night actor/addict. The problem you are facing is he
was
telling his friends that he was hooking up with you loooong before your
time
line suggests. So, while you are scurrying around in the dark tonight
in
that crash pad you think no one knows about, but we do while you do
your
umm, activities, maybe you get your stories straight.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Ariana
Grande/Pete Davidson/Mac Miller
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#6**
Double Dose Of Don't Believe The Hype: Were you in the store last week
and
happen to see the whole Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston marriage thing in
the
tabloids. I told you it would happen. This stuff is on the same level
of
fakery because publicists see a way to make their clients look better.
#1 - This foreign born weight challenged/grouchy/heavy drinker/frequent cheater/Academy Award winner/nominee is being talked about to be hooking up with this foreign born permanent A list singer. First of all she is about twice the age of the women he dates. Second of all, she has no interest in him or anyone of his ilk right now. Not going to happen. Didn't happen. Both would say hell no. Russell Crowe/Celine Dion
#2 - This former A- list actor/Lothario who is working his way through a second generation of 18 and 19 year old women who were barely alive when he made his first run through the gene pool is being suggested as wanting to settle down with the rehabbing singer. Umm, no. His goal in life is to break the record of Wilt Chamberlain which would be tough if he was married. Wilmer Valderrama/Demi Lovato
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#7**
There's Too Much Paranoia: A series of big events that have received a
lot
of positive media attention are rumored to be experiencing epic levels
of
drama behind the scenes. The most interesting story coming out of the
events
relates to one of the A list participants who we'll call Mr. C. Mr. C
is
a revered figure in his circles, but in real life is becoming more
difficult
with age- his public persona is much different than the private one,
which
has always been volatile. Anyway, Mr. C is a jerk and is now also
getting
super paranoid as he gets older. Because of his narcissism, he's
convinced
he will be targeted, especially after reading recent news about 3D
printers
and weapons. Because of these fears, Mr. C insisted on a last minute
security
clause at the event which resulted in upset people and disorder at the
venue.
The worst part was that because the demand was made on such short
notice,
there was no time to adequately communicate it to those attending which
added
to the chaos. The people associated with Mr. C are livid about this
right
now but don't dare cross him.
Mr.
C: Rahm Emanuel, mayor of Chicago ("Lollapalooza 2018")
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#8**
Cuckadoodledoo: Speaking of big events, this same event was also
attended
by some other VIPs, including another A list figure, who contrary to
Mr.
C is well liked. We'll call him Mr. P - and his attendance at this
event
was not without it's own controversy. This was because of his
significant
other, who loves the public eye and social media in particular.
Recently
she posted something on SM praising some high profile friends who are
also
ardent supporters of a certain political figure. Friends and
acquaintances
of Mr. P saw this post and were absolutely horrified. Because of this,
those
involved in the event were hoping Mr. P would come solo, but no dice.
She
isn't about to miss another social media opportunity and Mr. P has zero
control
over her behavior anyway.
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#9**
I don't understand people sometimes. Well, a lot of the time, but
especially
in this case. You have this former A list rapper who is going through
financial
hell and will probably end up losing her home. She could go on tour and
easily
make the money to support herself and keep her home. She won't though.
Why?
Because she is living a decade or so in the past and thinks she should
be
able to charge $75 a ticket and play nothing but 5,000 seat places and
larger.
If she would get in a van and play 1,000 seat places and charge $25 she
could
easily make a ton of money. Her ego won't let her though, so her
financial
situation will only get worse.
Lil'
Kim
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#10**
This way back in the day A list child/tween actor who has lived off
that
one show for decades recently found out his long time girlfriend was
hooking
up with other people the entire time they were together.
Todd
Bridges ("Diff'rent Strokes")
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#11**
This foreign born A list superhero is done because he knows what is
about
to come out about him and the underage high school girls. Apparently
that
ex of his found what she previously thought was lost. A recording of a
little
get together with him and a few of her friends.
Henry
Cavill/Tara King
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#12**
That convicted child molester/rapper should read the blinds because
then
he would know that in less than two months when he should be sentenced
to
some jail time, that several other underage girls he raped and filmed
all
want a chance to speak.
6ix9ine
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#13**
This pay cable company really wants a spinoff of that ending soon hit
show.
So, they assigned four pilots to two executives, neither of whom have
any
idea about the franchise other than the episode or two they watched of
the
show. This is turning into a disaster and the executives spend more
time
taking shots at each other than they do anything actually substantive.
So,
for all of you hoping for something good and your fix after the show
ends,
you may be disappointed.
HBO/"Game
of Thrones"
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#14**
This A list singer who usually sings in another language got tired of a
bunch
of his stuff and couldn't sell it for what he wanted to get out of it
so
did what everyone has been doing as of late. Had a friend take it for
themselves
while our A lister makes a profit on the insurance claim.
Puerto
Rican rapper Daddy Yankee, famous for his 2017 hit "Despacito"
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#15**
This very tall A list mostly movie actor is selling off property
because
he and his wife are splitting. That last hookup with the porn star was
the
final straw.
Vince
Vaughn/Kyla Weber
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#16**
His First Victim: He was one of the biggest celebrities on the planet
(PR).
He had created something the entire world was discussing. He was young
and
at the top of his game. If you think about it, and what happened in the
next
few years with girls and teens who looked remarkably similar, you see
the
pattern developing. They ran into each other at a party. The kind of
party
where PR was probably too old for but this B+ list actress fit right
in.
We will call her (VS). VS knew exactly who PR was and he promised her a
role
in his new movie if she wanted to hang out. So, they did. He forced her
into
all kinds of degrading sex acts and to make her want to do them found a
doctor
who prescribed a whole bunch of pills for her to take. PR also got her
a
very special medicine from a friend in the Amazon who he had met while
scouting
a film that would make him even more famous. That special medicine is
what
ultimately would kill VS. They were supposed to meet one night but PR
had
already found someone he liked more and who was younger. He didn't want
VS
talking about him, so he told her to meet him late one night after she
hung
out with friends. He told her to take some of the special medicine an
hour
before they were to meet. She did and ended up dead. A decade later a
family
member of VS found out about PR and confronted PR about the death of
VS.
PR agreed to meet the family member. Two hours after their meeting, the
family
member was dead.
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
This celebrity CEO had a really rough week. As soon as he got out of
work
Friday afternoon, he flew to Vegas on his private jet and went on a
bender.
I guess he can feel that SEC investigation breathing down his neck.
Elon
Musk
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
Back in the day it would have been him doing too many drugs for her,
but
times have changed. This permanent A list rapper was hooking up with
the
foreign born A list rapper but she was doing way too many drugs for him
to
be around. He is older and trying to live a relatively sober lifestyle.
He
says he is always talking to the kids around him not to be doing them,
so
he thinks it would be hypocritical.
Eminem/Nicki
Minaj
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
Speaking of drugs, this alliterate foreign born actress has been told
by
her people to ONLY party at her house or in a hotel room where she
hires
someone to clean the place for her other than the hotel staff. No one
wants
to jeopardize the big gig she landed. Our actress has a reputation for
not
being discreet about her partying or the aftermath in locations of on
her
body.
Ruby
Rose ("Batwoman")
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#4**
Yet another rape victim has come forward and also corroborated the
story
of another rape victim yet somehow this radio host/pay cable
interviewer
is still keeping his job. How is this possible. Does he have to rape
the
wife of one of the executives at the company before they will do
anything?
Charlamagne
tha God
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#5**
This writer dodged a bullet because there was no rape kit. He is not
out
there crowing today unlike the other singer/sexual predator who got off
on
a technicality. What is the worst thing about all this is that the
former
A- list writer/actress from a pay cable show was trash talking the
victim
again last night. How does anyone support this actress? She is supposed
to
be an inspiration for women but all she does is knock them down when it
conflicts
with her own needs and wants in her life.
Writer:
Murray Miller
Show: "Girls"
Singer/sexual predator: Marilyn Manson
Former A- list writer/actress: Lena Dunham
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#6**
Good news. This former A- list mostly movie actress who had a movie
franchise
before disappearing into the void and then resurrecting herself in a
crazy
television franchise has kicked drugs. It has been well over a month
and
she is actually gaining weight and is bright eyed and looks amazing.
Still
perfectly willing to night yacht with big party guys though so I'm not
sure
how long this will last.
Tara
Reid ("American Pie"/"Sharknado")
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#7**
This misspelled flowering financial institution is expecting to do some
recording
this weekend with this foreign born one named singer. The thing is
though,
the one named singer is hanging out with her own bank so to speak and
he
is not a fan of our misspelled flower. Oh, how I want them to be in the
same
room with a camera rolling. I really hope she knows what to ask and
what
to say. Azealia Banks/Rihanna
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#8**
This celebrity offspring is using those celebrity offspring connections
to
land an acting job on a hit show they otherwise wouldn't have a chance
in
hell of landing. The thing is though, his whole hiding in the closet
thing
is going to be placed in jeopardy with so many people about to learn
his
secret.
Michael
Consuelos (Kelly Ripa/Mark Conseuelos) ("Riverdale")
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#9**
It was not that long ago that this former AD cobbled together $850K
from
a bunch of boosters to pay off a grad student. Why would a grad student
get
an $850K payout? Well, perhaps it had something to do with the affair
she
was having with the head coach of the team. A married head coach. A
married
A+ list head coach. When the wife of the coach discovered this, she
went
and had an affair of her own with a personal trainer before going all
Angela
Bassett minus the flames. She did throw all of the clothes of the coach
on
the front lawn. He tried to cover all of it up by faking a near death
illness
before writing a big check to his wife to stay married to him and quit
his
job for a fresh start which doesn't seem to be working out all that
well
for them. Apparently it is a good thing there are no drug tests for
coaches
too. At least back then, it would have been an issue.
AD:
Jeremy Foley
Head coach: Urban Meyer
Previous team: "Florida Gators" (heart attack)
Current team: Ohio State "Buckeyes"
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#10**
This possible 2020 candidate has a family member issue. That whole
sugar
daddy lifestyle is out there and documented and at least three members
of
a sports team have been interviewed by oppo teams who hooked up with
the
family member.
Michael
Avenatti
(estranged
wife Lisa-Storie Avenatti)
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#11**
Reader Blind Item: This writer/director who started out as a
screenwriter
first is probably not A list to most people which is a shame because he
has
written as well as directed some truly classic films. It’s a travesty
of justice he has not won at least a screenwriting Oscar. Many years
ago,
when he was just starting out, he submitted a screenplay to this
permanent
A list director for a film he was planning about man making contact
with
another form of life. His screenplay was not used for the film which
became
a huge hit. The streaming service that is often written about on the
site
has approached the writer/director about editing his old screenplay and
filming
it for them. He is strongly considering it.
Writer/director:
Paul Schrader
A list director: Steven
Spielberg
Screenplay: "Close Encounters Of the Third Kind"
Streaming service: Netflix
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
This celebrity offspring of two permanent A+ listers is back to some
seriously
self-destructive behavior. Over the past two years, the offspring, who
had
a decent career going has been on a steady decline as she has watched
her
siblings eclipse her own career and has not been getting any support
from
her parents. This is a tragedy in the making. Alexa Ray Joel (Billy
Joel
and Christie Brinkley)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
She used to have zero bodyguards and no one bothered her. Now she has
three
bodyguards and has been asking for two more even though no one bothers
her.
No one cares about her other than paps she calls. This offspring will
never
want to go back to the life she had before. Her next goal is to get
above
six bodyguards which would require and extra SUV when she goes out.
This
is all about feeling important.
Hailey
Baldwin
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
It is always fascinating to me when people assume this foreign born
former
A+ list boy bander who is doing just fine on his own singing and even
did
a spot of acting is hooking up with this underage celebrity offspring.
It
never occurs to the masses that he is the threesome partner of the
adults
in the family. Which he is.
Harry
Styles/Kaia Gerber/Rande Gerber/Cindy Crawford
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
This A- list singer and her foreign born A-/B+ list actor boyfriend
from
an acting family might seem like they are trying to work things out
between
the two of them, and they very well might be. My only question would be
why
this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an ex of the
actor
spends hours each day texting and messaging him and why the two have
hooked
up at least three times in the past two weeks, always at her place.
Miley
Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth/Eiza Gonzalez
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
This A- list singer/B+ list actor had a show this weekend that allowed
him
a full opportunity to be in the dark with several underage female
teens.
The pitch black of the night backstage, he said was perfect because he
really
couldn't see their faces and could just "explore their youth."
Jared
Leto
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#6**
The Informant - A Birdie Blind Item: As it turns out, the veteran
journalist
was right: He didn't do it for the money. In fact, at the time, he
didn't
even know there would be a payout - albeit, in his case, secret. What
disheartened him the most was to learn that politics work the same way
the
world over, including this one country. As in: the president or prime
minister
wants credit, regardless if he or she deserves it, and his or her
subordinates
are willing to go along - including in this one part of the state. What
happened,
exactly? He saw something and said something. It's ironic, given the
current
environment, that he and his family have finally been granted passage
out
of their native country, where they've been in danger. If they made a
movie
about what really happened, it might not win any awards, but at least
it
would be accurate.
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#7**
One of these one season wonders will not ever be returning to the
spinoff
while his male companion last night is welcome. The two were wasted out
of
their minds in Catch and decided the entire restaurant needed to listen
to
them screaming Boyz II Men songs at the top of the lungs. They were
about
two seconds from being kicked out and are banned from making
reservations
for six months. Colton Underwood/Wills Reed
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#8**
There is no way this one named permanent A list singer is handing over
anything
medical related so there is going to be a massive check written in the
next
few weeks to make this all go away. I'm actually shocked it has taken
this
long. I guess they were hoping the judge would rule with them and the
check
could be lower. Not the case now.
Usher
(herpes
accuser Laura Helm)
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#9**
A Dancing Boy Blind: Another one on the d/l, and you're just about the
first
to hear of it, but the very, very first dancing boy project is going to
be
a filmed (on location, ten minute) one act called (tentatively), "Truth
or
Dare: A Dancing Boy Production." (That play I mentioned in recent weeks
is
actually turning out to be feature length.) It opens in the present
day,
with two certain actors - a man and a woman (who will be playing my
likeness's
parents in the past tense, and themselves, basically, in the present) -
arriving
at my house from LA, a bulletproof briefcase handcuffed to one of them.
In
it contains a videotape, which we proceed to watch. Cut to...1990, and
a
party full of Hollywood kids. My young likeness, already half-drunk, is
taken
aside by my blackmailer (played by a certain young Canadian actor), and
coerced
into playing truth or dare (under threat of being outed - he'd stolen
my
high school journal, where I've recorded many of my secrets). The
truth?
What took place during the production of this movie I had starred in
(dancing
boy blind item #1). The dare? That, again - the dance (unbeknownst to
me,
my former agent is present, and he is the one really behind the
blackmail
- the idea is that he'll cut me a deal for violating the NDA, allowing
him
to have his way with me until I turn 18). But, two of my friends - who
also
happen to be members of this secret global elite, Hollywood branch -
step
in, and steal the tape. I don't remember any of this, of course, as I
blacked
out a short while later. But it's after seeing this tape, and what they
did
on my behalf, that I know I can trust them with my darkest secret -
what
happened in hospital, perpetrated by the five members of the industry
satanic
cult. (This is when/how it's first revealed, but not in this case
dramatized.)
The bad guys waste no time in making an attempt on my life - all of
ours
really - firebombing my home; we all barely escape, and most of my
wordly
possessions are lost. In the end, I have no choice now but to go
forward
with my story. As a wise man once said, in that first book about wasted
youth,
"you can't go back." PS Forgot to mention: the truth or dare game was
being
filmed by one of those present (hence the tape). Also, my former agent
was
not just present, but literally in the (bedroom) closet at the time,
watching
through a crack.
183.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/13
It’s the early 2000’s and a hot role for a black woman has just
opened up. It comes with a big salary, guaranteed exposure and will
almost
definitely be a great launchpad for an acting career. ‘It was damn near
war,’ a high-level source remembers. ‘Someone’s agent tried
to bribe the producers. One actress even tried to sleep with the
director.
Another tried to intimidate the competition into withdrawing.’ This
A list supermodel auditioned, campaigned and got rejected in the first
round
of interviews. She was bitter for months afterwards. Even blaming her
agent.
This A list actress, who is and was respected by the Oscars, seemed to
be
the favourite until this A list superstar emerged late in the process,
pounced
like a panther and got the role over her. People were not happy with
how
that went down. A real casing horror story. You’ll laugh when I tell
you what the movie was.
Movie:
Who is the A list superstar that got the role?
Who is the A list supermodel that auditioned?
Who is the A list actress that lost out?
PS: Not any of the actresses in the top picture. (Kerry Washington,
Halle
Berry or Viola Davis)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
She can say what she wants now, but this former almost A- list mostly
movie
actress turned escort told the disgraced producer she was still willing
to
hook up with him if he would give her a part and this was after he was
disgraced.
Lindsay Lohan/Harvey Weinstein
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
At least two actresses have spoken to news outlets and said they were
told
to pretend to act like tweens when they had sex with this child porn
loving
writer/director. When one refused to do it after the second or third
encounter
she was ghosted by the director.
James
Gunn
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
While his wife went shopping, this permanent A+ list singer spent some
time
being entertained by underage strippers who were boated in from shore
for
several of the guests aboard this floating den of iniquity. He let
himself
have a lap dance from two of them but did not take them to a cabin like
several
of the other attendees.
Bruce
Springsteen/Patti Scialfa (David Geffen’s yacht)
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This A/A- list singer still has no idea her
boyfriend
spends several nights a week hooking up with Grindr dates he meets at a
West
Hollywood happy hour spot.
Meghan
Trainor/Daryl Sabara
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#5**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born former A- list mostly television
actress
who has been forced to take some minor roles since she departed from
her
hit show might be able to earn a buck or two yachting, but last night
was
totally ignored by executives who were only interested in the attendees
at
least a decade or more younger.
Nina
Dobrev ("Vampire Diaries")
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#6**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award
winner/nominee usually keeps her same sex hookups well out of the
limelight.
There she was at an after party though, writhing in ecstasy as a female
hookup
parked out beneath a table while our actress sat in a booth with her
very
short dress hiked up to her waist.
Anna
Kendrick
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#7**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This former member of a group who was not the first
to
leave turned solo artist is probably A- list right now. She also was
trading
free gropes at her body in exchange for coke last night at a party. "Fifth
Harmony"
(Normani
Kordei) (Ally Brooke) or
(Lauren
Jauregui)
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#8**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Almost everyone was shocked this solo artist was
even
nominated for awards let alone won. It just goes to show you though,
that
the award couch is front and center. It was worth it to her to get that
air
time so has been the sex toy of this decision making executive and his
wife
for six months now. I'm guessing she doesn't know about the recordings
they
have of her and share with their friends and will use to keep her on
their
string for years.
Camila
Cabello
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#9**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Lipstick smeared to high heaven, and wasted out of
her
mind, this former A- list teen mostly movie actress who had a franchise
was
making out with an executive three times her age last night at an after
party.
Chloë
Grace Moretz
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#10**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This closeted A- list mostly television actor from
a
very hit almost network show that involves no superheroes spent his
time
after the show with a man he met the night before at a "spa" on West
Hollywood.
KJ
Apa ("Riverdale")
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#11**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: The good news, is that it appears the women
degraded
by this A- list reality star/host were legal. At an after party he was
like
at a produce section of a grocery store poking and prodding multiple
women
until he found one worthy enough to paw while he drank champagne and
showed
her off to his admirers. It was disgusting.
Nick
Cannon
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#12**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Last night at the show and an after party, you
could
see the personal struggle, this still underage former A- list reality
star
was going through. Her career, once so promising has obliterated into
nothingness
because she refuses to hook up with older men. That seemed to be
changing
last night as she did give out her number to several men and had a
resigned
attitude about the whole process.
Chloe
Lukasiak ("Dance Moms")
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#13**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Lest you think that just men have exclusivity on
being
sexual predators, this still not old enough to drive actress knows her
career
is due to her willingness to allow herself to be molested by this A+
list
female power player. Because of it, she has worked steadily and in some
really
good projects.
Storm
Reid/Ava DuVernay
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#14**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actor who only gets
that
high because of his network show in which he stars is closeted. At one
point
about two years ago after his run on a hit cable show ended, he thought
about
coming out but now attributes his big break to staying in the closet.
He
was well over the age of most attendees last night.
Oliver
Stark ("9-1-1") or Ryan Guzman ("9-1-1")
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#15**
I guess we know now that this A+ list singer is also managing the
career
of the actor she calls her boyfriend. I will give her PR team credit
for
orchestrating one of the most on point social media beginnings ever.
The
thing is though, it was all so robotic that no one believes it was real
or
friendship based. It was just meh. The fact he now has given up all
control
of his own social media to her and her people is just another day
closer
to completely selling his soul to be famous by association.
Taylor
Swift/Joe Alwyn (made his Instagram public)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#16**
What no one seems to have figured out is how our favorite misspelled
flowering
financial institution is going to do any work at her current location
when
that location is missing a recording studio. It all sounds like a way
to
make it seem as if the CEO and the one named foreign born singer are
closer
than they are. I mean he does still have phone sex with the A- list
actress
ex.
Singer:
Azealia Banks
CEO: Elon Musk
One named foreign singer: Grimes
A- list actress ex: Amber Heard
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#17**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This barely legal A- list former Disney actress
went
to the awards thinking she would get to accept an award with her former
co-stars.
Apparently producers forcibly kept her from going on stage though after
her
co-stars said they would walk off the stage if she went with them. Our
actress
handled it like a pro and will probably be garnering some real awards
for
her new hit almost television show.
Actress:
Ronni Hawk (number of tweets she had past sent in support of both
President
Donald Trump and against gun control)
Show/co-stars: Diego Tinoco, Jason Genao, Sierra Capri and Brett Gray
("On
My Block")
New hit: ("Stuck in the Middle ")
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#18**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This former network reality star turned singer is
super
young. Barely a teen. She was crying last night because some a-hole
exec
got mad she wasn't wearing a skirt or dress so he could get a hand
between
her legs. He literally told her this. To her face.
Sky
Katz
(13) ("America’s Got Talent")
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#19**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: I am kind of surprised this former network reality
star
who is getting her own show was at the event last night considering she
is
the most recent hookup partner of this married network executive who is
having
some issues right now.
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#20**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This recent network reality star/singer says she
has
no issues having sex for tracks and wants the best career possible. She
hooked
up with a television producer last night who promised her a recurring
role
on a show.
Evvie
McKinney ("The Four" winner)
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#21**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This former one-fifth was the celebrity female
winner
of most coke use last night. Normani Kordei; Ally Brooke or Lauren
Jauregui
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#22**
Red Meat - Teen Choice Awards: They were like pimps hoping they could
catch
the eye of this not even old enough to drive teenager and somehow bring
her
over to their lair. There was no such luck. She is the most in demand
underage
teenager sex object out there right now and not even the most famous
person
in her family. The most famous person in the family, also not old
enough
to drive has been sexually involved with an executive for almost two
years
and he basically makes sure she will get all the way to A list. He is
easily
three times her age, but even he didn't have the money for the other
family
member. The other family member is with someone younger, but still
almost
three times her age. He is also a billionaire and made it a priority
that
the media he controls and he controls one of the biggest media empires
ever
created, features her as often as possible in as few clothes as
possible
and in the most sexually suggestive ways possible. He has raped her
multiple
times even though both parties would say it is consensual. How can
someone
so young consent though? Any influence from elder family members has
gone
the way of the million (yes million) dollars deposited in their bank
account
each month and the on call private jets and personal chef all paid for
by
the billionaire. He is never giving up this trophy. Well, until she
turns
18. It will be interesting to see if he somehow makes it all legal and
look
normal somehow when she turns 18.
Maddie
Ziegler (14)/Mackenzie Ziegler (15) ("Dance Moms")
206.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/14
You would never expect this A list diva, who is regarded as a living
legend
and an idol, to be HIV positive, but apparently a leaked memo from her
agent
eludes to the fact. It would be bigger than the Charlie Sheen
revelation
if it ever came out. Seriously. This A lister is on the Mount Rushmore
of
Divas. Aretha Franklin
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor who has a hit show but also has a
great
voice for other shows was a serial cheater with his actress ex.
Apparently
he is trying to hide the fact he is cheating on his new girlfriend and
is
afraid it is about to come out in the tabloids. Will Arnett (Amy
Poehler);
Liev Schreiber (Naomi Watts)
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
This should be still disgraced host/writer had his PR team hire a bot
army
to defend him and discredit anyone who goes after him to the point of
doxxing
any opponents.
Chris
Hardwick
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
Producers of this award show are concerned enough about the stability
of
this A list singer and her ability to show up for the show and be able
to
perform that they threw some extra love at this A list rapper who will
now
perform multiple songs with multiple guests just in case that A list
singer
bails or can't perform.
Ariana
Grande (MTV's Video Music Awards)
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
Apparently after a long break, this alliterate former A- list mostly
television
actress who walked away from a hit show is back on the bottle and is
even
more unstable than usual.
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#5**
Last time she was pregnant, the A list husband of this former B-/C+
list
celebrity/reality star cheated on her like crazy. I guess we will see
if
it happens this time. If it does though, she shouldn't be shocked
considering
that is how they met too.
Jason
Aldean/Brittany Kerr
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#6**
This barely hanging on company conspired with a studio to make sure a
movie
was number one this past week. Apparently that is how it is going to
make
its money from now on.
Moviepass
("The Meg")
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#7**
This foreign born former A-/B+ list singer is finally releasing new
material
including a biographical track where she blames everyone but herself
for
things gone wrong in her life. Apparently she forgot to mention her
drug
use and her cheating in the song so consider it added via this blind.
Lily
Allen
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#8**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: Just now I learned of one of my celebrity
cousins,
and it's kind of gross. (I mean, why can't I have a nice celebrity
cousin
like my friend Lou, whose is Ed Norton, or my friend Rosemary, whose is
Sissy
Spacek [okay Rip Torn too, who robbed a bank - didn't he? - or tried
to,
but I guess he was drunk or something...]). This is one of Hollywood's
bad
boys, born in Detroit, and over the years has been known at least as
much
for his addictions and troubles with anger management (including with
his
former girlfriend - the leader of a ring of sorts), as for his acting.
He's
also now been accused and sued for something worse (related to his
alleged
conduct on a set in 2003). His direct paternal ancestry, including the
person
I'm descended from, is Native-American.
Tom
Sizemore (Heidi Fleiss/former madam) (molested an 11 year actress set
of
the film "Born Killers" in 2003)
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#9**
Pro tip for this married A/A- list mostly television actor who stars in
a
hit network show. While out to dinner with your former co-star and want
to
keep your liaison secret from the public and your wife, perhaps don't
make
a huge scene at the restaurant when they make you wait two minutes for
a
table. Meanwhile his wife was obliviously posting to social media
during
the encounter. Michael Weatherly ("Bull")/Cote de Pablo/Dr. Bojana
Jankovic
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#10**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: So, a little more about that one act - the
founding
document of the dancing boy saga (and still on the d/l). As with the
feature
(stage play, in this case, I mean - the movie is separate), we'll
likely
be putting on a secret one night only show at this one theater. And, if
you'd
be interested - this will hopefully be in 2019 - we could do an
exclusive
live stream through CDAN. In it, and at the opening - in a monologue -
I'll
be introducing myself as the dancing boy (so, blind item revealed). The
cast
will be some of my players, including former child stars, and
introducing
new - mostly young and youngish - talent (dunno about all the
particulars
yet, except Henry, Christina and I in the present tense storyline
[which
takes place at "my" house - a retreat for this secret global elite] and
Anthony
Rapp [as my agent] hiding in the closet). Oh, also - the name? As I
said,
the tentative name was something like "Truth or Dare," but it may just
turn
out to be "The Dancing Boy: A Hollywood Story" (just like the feature,
in
others words, and what Wes Anderson did with "Bottle Rocket" - a short
and
feature with the same title).
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#11**
Family members of this recently deceased pseudo celebrity were really
upset
that some reality show cameras were present at the funeral. Privately
they
are also wondering aloud if a reality star was somehow responsible for
the
death.
Bethenny
Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Dennis Shields
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#12**
Never shy about finding a way to make a buck, this A list record
executive/some
time reality star who has been in the business longer than most of us
have
been alive has already booked a tribute concert at a world famous venue
three
months down the road for someone who is not even dead yet.
Clive
Davis/Aretha Franklin (I think he could have waited a few days/weeks
after
she passed instead of doing it while she was still alive)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#13**
This still in very bad shape A- list singer tried to kill herself while
seeking
treatment because she doesn't think she can ever get sober. Demi
Lovato
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#14**
The coke use is ravaging the youth of this former reality star turned
A-
list mostly television actress who stars on a hit network show. To
combat
it, she has started using fillers and botox and it just makes her look
a
decades older woman trying to look young.
Katharine
McPhee
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#15**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who got her big break on network
television
back in the day is someone ALL of you know. She let herself be groped
at
a recent event just to ensure a Golden Globe nomination.
Jennifer
Garner ("Alias") (Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Grants
Banquet)
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#16**
She Killed Him: You know a death we don't talk about much is the death
of
this Academy Award winning/nominated B list actor who was killed by his
celebrity
girlfriend. Oh, sure, she was not charged, but those closest to him
know
she was poisoning him and gaslighting him to the point he had no idea
what
was going on and made a will naming her as the sole beneficiary.
Previously
his family members had been named. Our celebrity also took out millions
of
dollars of life insurance policies on him and raided his bank accounts.
When
she cleared out everything she could while he was living, she upped the
dose
of what she had been giving him and he died. Then she cashed in on
everything
and moved on to the next victim.
Michael
Clarke Duncan/Omarosa Manigault
223.
MEDIATAKEOUT
08/15
MTO News just learned of a very DISTURBING development - reportedly
about
a top female rapper. According to a radio station employee, they saw
the
rapper take 10 OXY PILLS in front of them. The radio station employee
believes
that the female rapper is an OPIOD ADDICT, and is a danger to herself.
The
insider explained, "She was in [the radio station] acting like a diva.
But
she was clearly on drugs. You can see her [eye pupils] wide open." Its
sad
to see her like that, because I'm such a big fan." The female rapper,
who
MTO News has chosen NOT to name for legal reasons, has recently become
UNHINGED
- and some say that she seems to be spiraling out of control. The radio
station
employee claims that she witnessed the rapper pop at least 10 OXY pills
after
the interview was over. The tipster explained, "She took like 10 oxy
pills
at once. I thought she was going to die. But it didn't even seem to
effect
her. She took them like she was taking vitamins. She probably has a
high
tolerance for the pills." But OXY pills are dangerous. The active drug
inside
the pills is an opioid - similar to heroin. The pills can be extremely
addictive.
And if too many are taken, it can lead to an overdose.
Nicki
Minaj
224.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/15
They’re probably one of the few showrunners that you know the name of
and although they’ve got a lot of media coverage in the last few years,
they haven’t received any coverage over their religious beliefs for
a big reason. ‘[name omitted] used to be a Scientologist,’ says
the source. ‘A big time member that has donated hundreds of thousands
over the years. [Name omitted] works hard to keep that out of the
press.’
I guess our showrunner knows how under fire they’ll be if they do.
Chuck
Lorre
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
This celebrity offspring pretty much all of you know of a permanent A+
lister
or two has been hooked on drugs for awhile and also got three different
women
pregnant. One of those A+ listers put their foot down and cut the
offspring
off unless he does exactly what the A+ lister says. So, the offspring
is
complying.
Connor
Cruise (Tom Cruise’s son) (moved into Scientology's religious retreat
The Sandcastle)
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
This one named A list rapper/producer/reality star/lover of underage
girls
recently tried to adopt a 12 year old girl from another country. He
even
offered a $10K bribe to get it done. The application was denied, but
apparently
he is using one of his exes to try again.
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
The last thing this A- list singer needs right now is to have a sex
tape
released of her. The thing is though, she is in a bind. The person who
made
it wants our singer to pay his legal bills. He hasn't made it a
condition
that she pay it or he will release the recording, but she knows he has
it.
Not just one recording, but multiple ones not just of sex but some
really
damaging things, including really horrible statements about some
people.
It will be interesting to see what she does.
Demi
Lovato
(drug
dealer arrested)
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
This three named singer has enough family money where she will never
need
to yacht for money. The thing is though, to get the best tracks, she
does
still have to hook up with guys which is what this producer a lot of
you
know is making her do. That foreign born one named singer did the same
thing
not that long ago, but from what I hear, the songs delivered are not
that
great.
Lana
Del Rey/Jack
Antonoff/Lorde
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
This permanent A list rocker/reality star is married but it doesn't
stop
him from hiring only women as assistants who will sleep with him. In
fact,
as illegal as it may be, when he interviews them he straight out tells
them
it is one of the job requirements. Meanwhile, he hasn't had sex with
his
celebrity wife in two years. Gene Simmons/Shannon Tweed
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
The tall, alliterate model would like the world to believe she is
getting
married, and by all means she might. It is great cover for both of
them.
I do wonder what would happen to that woman she has been seeing so much
the
past few months that the woman practically lives with our model. Karlie
Koss/Joshua Kushner
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
This complemented our other approach of using paparazzi and "fans" to
approach
him when he went out on the town in major cities including Los Angeles,
Las
Vegas and NYC. All of these strategies bolstered the designer’s image,
leading to substantial coverage in TMZ, a doubling of his Twitter
following,
increased sales, and most importantly a lucrative deal with a major
department
store chain."Who AreThey?: From this website which offers
crowds
on demand. "A popular fashion designer hired Crowds on Demand
to
further his brand and enhance the celebrity stature of his products to
justify
price increases and increase sales. At a series of fashion shows and
product
expos, we provided attractive and well-dressed attendees to create buzz
for
the designer and to impress top decision makers. They wore his clothes
and
came up to him and praised his work. "A foreign government hired Crowds
on
Demand to help generate a positive reception for its newly elected
leader
during the UN General Assembly. The concern was ensuring that the
leader
was well received by a US audience and confident for his work at the
UN.
We created demonstrations of support with diverse crowds. We also used
the
media primarily local and national outlets to bring more attention to
these
demonstrations which led to a mostly positive portrayal. The crowds
that
we deployed drew in more supporters creating a strong presence for this
leader
at the UN and an improved perception of him by the American public."
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
Opening Monologue - The Dancing Boy: My name is (my stage name), but
readers
of Crazy Days and Nights blog will know me as the dancing boy. I was
born
(my given name) on (my date of birth) in (the location of my birth) –
one day after and half a world apart from the coup d'etat in
Afghanistan,
an event which would upend the life of the man who later did the same
to
mine. He was a doctor - a former doctor to the Afghan royal family, in
fact,
dismissed over allegations he had abused one of their own - and the
country's
leading procurer of dancing boys. He traveled the countryside in a Land
Rover
falsely emblazoned with red crosses, vaccinating children and setting
broken
bones for free. His true purpose though was the recruitment of boys
into
the service of wealthy men, at home and abroad. He lured them with the
promise
of schooling, bought them from impoverished parents, and – if no one
was around – just took them, the defiant ones at gun point, and in
chains.
Always, they ended up as household slaves, and unwitting entertainers,
serially
abused by the patriarch, prime minister, or permanent A list celebrity
who
had purchased them. On the date of my birth, at a checkpoint outside
Kabul,
agents of the new regime arrested the doctor on charges of treason. It
was
the first he had heard of the monarchy's fall. Then and there he vowed
to
go to Hollywood, recruiting – with the promise of fame and fortune,
this time – a new generation of dancing boys. He would make good on
that pledge, and I would become one of them – a dancing boy of
Hollywood.
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
This drug loving CEO you ALL know by now is on his way out. The Board
is
slowly inching away from his recent statements. At first, they started
leaking
some of their differences with the CEO to some journalists, relatively
minor
publications. Last night, they picked the biggest of newspapers to leak
massive
differences, including a complaint that he is ignoring their advice.
The
Board has also retained separate legal counsel. They leaked that last
night
too. It has become apparent to the Board that the CEO's big recent
statement
was a complete lie. The Feds leaked their investigation to the big
newspapers
on purpose the day after the CEO made this big statement. This is
basically
unprecedented. In recent days, several former high-ranking Feds have
gone
on TV & accused the CEO of making a fraudulent statement – also
unprecedented. The Board doesn't have much liability insurance either,
and
the details & potential liability of the CEO's recent actions are
starting
to sink in, and they are getting scared. Don't expect this CEO to be
around
much longer, a month or 2 at most. If he departs on friendly terms with
the
Board, the cover story will be - a leave of absence for exhaustion,
which
will eventually become permanent. If he refuses that, they will fire
him.
They really have no other choice - it is only a matter of time.
Elon
Musk ("Tesla")
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
This foreign born A- list model/wannabe actress who has never been nice
to
anyone who can't do her a favor has been a looooooooooong time beard.
Apparently
one night this week though, she took a break from that to hook up with
this
A-/B+ list writer/actor who will sleep with practically anyone.
Rosie
Huntington-Whiteley (Jason Statham)/Justin Theroux
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#11**
You can thank the drug issues of this A- list mostly television actor
for
the cancellation of his show. The whole filming process was crazy and
erratic
and based on what partying he did the night before. It was a fairly hit
show
and could have stayed on for much longer.
Ryan
Phillippe ("Shooter")
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#12**
That reality star who is not southern, but is on the southern show
anyway
has been spending more time with that man who I told you about before.
Apparently
he is a real estate developer who is married. Our reality star is doing
her
best to get pregnant which should go over well all around.
Ashley
Jacobs (former Thomas Ravenel girlfriend on "Southern Charm")
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#13**
I'm trying to think of anyone ever on live television more coked up
than
this foreign born former A- list singer was this week. I'm sure 70's
SNL
was crazy, but this had to be right up there. She doesn't care at all
about
any consequences about anything and it shows.
Mel
B
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#14**
This former A+ list talk show host got that college student pregnant
so,
he needs to go ahead and do the quickie divorce settlement thing. The
crazy
thing is his PR people are trying to spin it to make him seem like the
good
guy in speeding things up. Crazy.
Matt
Lauer
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#15**
She has survived for a long time in the rough and tumble world of
politics
and television. If you thought the current recording scandal is huge,
just
wait and see what happens if this former news person gets dumped or
treated
badly. One of her exes is at least one of the people who is getting
copies
of everything she has put together. My guess is she is using multiple
people
so all is not lost if one of the people is discovered.
News person:
Kimberly
Guilfoyle (engaged to Donald Trump Jr.)
Ex: Eric Villency (father of her son Ronan Anthony)
Current recording scandal:
Omarosa
releases secret tape of campaign official Lara Trump offering her a
$15,000-a-month job after she was fired from the
administration)
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#16**
The Investigator: He was there that night. No one knew that before. Oh
sure,
they knew he was in town, but not actually there there. It was a lead
followed
by the man simply known as The Investigator. Apparently he was hired by
a
life insurance company because of a policy taken out in the name of our
deceased
singer. That policy was for $15M. It was taken out about six months
before
the singer died. The beneficiary was someone very close to him.
Apparently
The Investigator discovered the singer was aware of the policy because
he
had a medical exam for it. Apparently, the singer thought the policy
was
just a $500K policy for covering short term expenses in the event of
his
death. The insurance company has not paid the claim yet. They have been
dragging
their feet, but the beneficiary, after complaining for several months,
suddenly
got quiet. Too many complaints was leading to lots of questions. The
Investigator
was a Secret Service agent back in the day who focused solely on
financial
crimes. He knows what he is doing. He has spoken to well over 50 people
who
were present that last day and night of life. The most important piece
of
evidence he discovered was also the most deadly. Earlier this Spring,
he
spent two hours talking to a former actress who is probably a B+ list
celebrity
now. She named a name of a person no one had thought to talk to before.
That
person was A list in their corner of what they did in the entertainment
world
and one of the best friends of the B+ lister. The Investigator found
out
that this person spoke with the deceased singer alone for nearly an
hour
at about 6pm. They had a history together and trusted each other
because
of some experiences they shared in the past. The B+ lister also told
The
Investigator that the hour long conversation was a prelude to a meeting
that
was going to take place at breakfast the next day. The singer never
made
it. The B+ lister said the A lister told several people he was supposed
to
meet the singer the next morning to discuss something very important.
Nothing
other than that. The B+ lister told several people she has spoken to
The
Investigator and that he was going to talk to the A lister about what
was
said. The meeting never happened. Instead, a day or two after the B+
list
told people, the A lister was dead. Forced off the road and killed.
What
did he know? What was he going to meet the singer about? Someone knew
there
was going to be a meeting the next morning. That same someone knew he
couldn't
be allowed to meet with The Investigator.
Chris
Cornell/Taylor Momsen/Kato Khandwala
(Taylor
Momsen Reveals Emotional Chris Cornell Conversation Before Death: ‘My
Heart Dropped’)
(THE
PRETTY RECKLESS Singer Pays Tribute To Producer KATO KHANDWALA: 'He Was
Our
Ringleader, Our Confidant, My Best Friend')
(Producer
Kato Khandwala Dies at 47 Following Motorcycle Accident)
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network
show
will probably never get another acting job again. The thing is though,
there
are producers and directors who are willing to throw thousands of
dollars
her way to hook up with her just so they can say they did it. This
includes
males and females. She gets a dozen offers a day and asked someone in
power
to let her have the chance to meet them all without saying it exactly
in
those words.
Allison
Mack ("Smallville") (NXIVM)
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
This A list singer was told by the people in charge of this talk show
to
not do any coke at the show at all. Apparently it was not a reprimand
towards
her, but because the host has been having some issues with it and wants
guests
booked that are known party people so the host can join in which really
causes
issues with the show.
Ariana
Grande/Jimmy Fallon
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
This A- list celebrity still has A+ list name recognition and was the
biggest
reality star in the world there for a bit is once again having cold
feet.
She likes the first year or even two of dating and after that she is
done.
Look for her to figure out ways to get her boyfriend to dump her
because
she won't actually do it herself. She is very creative and very cold
when
it comes to ways to get them to dump her.
Paris
Hilton (Chris Zylka)
(pushed
back wedding date)
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
One of the organizers of the past tense named event honoring a foreign
television
show starring a foreign born dual threat A list actor says he was
always
lovely. He loves the fans and would never say no to any request BUT,
was
also the reason the event barely made any money because of his security
demands
and what he charged for appearances. Who was the worst cast member to
deal
with? This foreign born recurring actor on the show who has been
nominated/won
a lot of the UK big awards. He says no more often than yes to the
requests
of fans and is generally rude to all fans and you can tell he only does
the
event for money.
"Sherlocked"/Benedict
Cumberbatch/Andrew Scott
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
Within the past week I wrote about this married west coast NBA player
who
was partying with porn stars and not really sticking to those marriage
vows.
Two things. Apparently these particular porn stars are big fans of coke
and
make no secret about it. So, the NBA might want to do a little check in
with
him about that. Second, his wife apparently is worried enough about the
porn
stars that she canceled something big in her life just to be like glue
right
next to him instead of traveling around the country and leaving him
alone.
Iman
Shumpert/Teyana (cancelled tour with "Jeremih", but later rescheduled
it
alone)
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network
show
turned something completely left field from that has been going off on
opponents
and supporters alike. It is apparent she is self-medicating and not
doing
a very good job of it and has people generally concerned for health and
well
being.
Alyssa
Milano ("Who’s the Boss") ("Project Runway All Stars") (says Green
Party
protest votes in Ohio's squeaker election must be the product of
'Russian
meddling');
Cynthia
Nixon ("Sex and the City"/pay cable) (mocks Gov. Cuomo's remarks
bashing
America, as 'Greatgate' escalates)
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
The celebrity CEO has a member of the financial press in his back
pocket.
The drugs and the women he provides have ensured that when a news
outlet
says something negative, this reporter writes something the complete
opposite.
The reporter, who is someone from a respected organization, is
basically
just a PR flack at this point. It is embarrassing to watch him try and
spin
fully sourced stories with just innuendo and words from the CEO spoon
fed
to him. Elon Musk ("Telsa")
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who had his place in
time
in an iconic role was sucking face at an outdoor restaurant this week
while
in town. He really is disrespecting his actress significant other by
being
so blatant and obvious. People know who he is and that he has a
girlfriend.
Matt
Smith ("Doctor Who")/Lily James
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
You never see this B+ list mostly television actress who was on a hit
pay
cable show out any longer with that actor who was her co-star. She used
to
hang out with him all the time. Bad things happened. He is still on the
show
and she isn't.
Ruth
Wilson/Joshua Jackson (did not want to leave "The Affair" but is "not
allowed
to talk about why")
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
Despite all the stories of this actor/singer hooking up with underage
girls
and joining in with the disgraced celebrity photographer in assaults on
women,
the actor/singer was thrown a huge party and given a standing ovation
by
his new agents.
Jared
Leto (William Morris
Endeavor)/Terry
Richardson
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#11**
This foreign born A list athlete supposedly has a girlfriend. Uh huh.
Anyway,
his host while out of the country provided the athlete with several
women
who will actually have sex with him. Of course the host recorded it all
for
"leverage" down the road. I'm not sure you could expect anything less
from
this host who is one of the all time a-holes.
Ben
Simmons (Kendall Jenner)/Joe Francis
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#12**
This A+ list director is filming a movie right now. One of the people
in
the movie is this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. The director told
her
he had a confession and that he used to pleasure himself watching her
performance
in a certain movie from several years ago. She looked at him and said,
"I
was 9 in that movie." The director looked her in the eyes and said, "I
know."
He then walked away. Quentin Tarantino ("Once Upon a Time in
Hollywood")/Dakota Fanning
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#13**
I will say this about this reality star from the southern show. She is
a
great actress. She is spinning a tale and acting one way on social
media,
but it is a whole different world with that guy she has been seeing.
That
whole town is talking about it.
Ashley
Jacobs ("Southern Charm")
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#14**
This restaurant chain is super kid and family friendly. Until recently
you
would never see an adult in any location unless they were there with a
child
or for a birthday party of a child. Not so any longer. One of the
locations
in town has become a magnet for men who come in groups to try and
corner
one of the children while the other men keep family members of the
child
distracted and away from what is happening. People have complained, but
apparently the owner of that particular location, who also happens to
be
a registered sex offender is not planning on stopping it any time soon.
Chuck E. Cheese's
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#15**
They don't like each other and never will. Why would a mother like the
guy
who makes sure her daughter is dependent on him for drugs and beats the
daughter
on a regular basis. Why would a mother like a guy who abuses and
molests
children. Such a bunch of crap. Lets call the mother up right now and
ask
her shall we?
Jenelle
Evans (Barbara Evans)/David Eason ("Teen Mom 2")
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#16**
The Sacrifice - Bohemian Grove 2018: It has been well over three
decades
since the membership attempted this. Three decades of wanting to do so
but
afraid of the authorities who were anxious to learn any details about
the
two previous times it has known to have happened. It was fitting that
it
happened in that special room with the initials to begin the name. The
two
organizers of the sacrifice are two of the very top officials of the
organization
that resembles that room name. They brought with them, a special guest.
For
one of the very few times ever, a woman was allowed inside the grounds.
The
foreign born escorts are actually ensconced in a secure area that is
not
within the camp itself. The only sex workers allowed on the grounds
itself
are the young men. The special guest is A+ list in every sense of the
word.
All of you know who she is. She has also engaged in some of the most
bizarre
sex acts with each of the two men mentioned earlier. She has traveled
the
world with these men, separately and together, engaging in sex acts
while
pretending to be compassionate. Brutalizing young girls and women to
fulfill
whatever sick desires they have, knowing they do so with impunity
because
they are above all laws in those places. They control the law. They
control
the news. They control it all. The power has gone to their head. The A+
lister
has always felt a connection with the event because it is one
originally
established for artists and still pays lip service to that original
mandate.
She brought two tweens with her. One male and one female. She began by
drawing
blood from herself and spreading it over her body before spreading it
on
the tweens. The tweens were then pricked with a needle and some of
their
blood was drawn which was then marked on all those who wanted to
participate.
Those who were chosen to participate then were allowed to explore the
tweens
how they wanted while our A+ lister encouraged them and participated
herself.
When every man had finished what they had started, two large men came
into
the room who had not been there previously and took the tweens away.
Most
people assume they were set aflame in the annual ritual. Some people
think
they were given as trophies to a member who has been a long time
supporter
and has a fondness for young boys and girls.
Angelina
Jolie
257.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/16
This legendary comedian is no longer with us, but that doesn’t mean
the gossip died with him. Although beloved by his fans and missed by
his
long term wife and children, this comedian has enough historical
allegations
of sexual assault and harassment to make Harvey Weinstein blush. All of
them
from young men. Thank God it isn’t Mel Brooks. Dom DeLuise; Don
Rickles
258.
TAMARA
TATTLES 08/17
This veteran of reality TV who also has acting experience is not
meshing
well with her current cast mates. Apparently, she’s difficult to work
with and shows up to film high. Her cast mates don’t trust her or have
much in common with her. She’s lucky there is that one cast member who
is always willing to film with everyone. The perpetually stoned reality
show
participant needs to work on her people skills if she plans to stick
around.
Denise
Richards/Lisa Rinna ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills");
Eva
Marcille/Kandi Burruss-Tucker
259.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/17
This former teen idol, who is attempting to find a place in Hollywood
as
a serious adult actress, likes to occasionally open up about her dating
history,
but her publicist keeps a tight leash on the interviews for one big
reason.
‘She dated a lot of older guys when she was real young,’ says the
source. ‘It’s totally normal to her, but it’s totally creepy
to everyone else.’ I guess those revelations will be in the book one
day. Chloe Grace Moretz; Joey King
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#1**
Apparently this closeted foreign born A+ list athlete everywhere but in
the
US and Canada has not told his mother he is in the closet. Therefore,
the
mother thinks the money he is paying to his "girlfriend" constitutes
gold
digging rather than a bearding contract. Oh, the things the mother says
because
she heard the girlfriend asking for her $50K for the month.
Cristiano
Ronaldo/Dolores Aveiro/Georgina Rodríguez
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#2**
Just when I actually took to this space to tell someone how good they
were
doing with their recent sobriety, they went ahead and called their
dealer
back after a couple months and got trashed. She says it is because some
fans
bullied her. This former A- list mostly movie actress with the unique
voice
and former franchise went with an opiate rather than her usual coke
because
she doesn't have the income she used to and no one offered to pay for
the
coke.
Tara
Reid
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#3**
Well now I know why this talk show host is always sticking up for this
reality
star and making sure others corroborate whatever she says that is
controversial
even if it means taking a position 180 degrees from what they
previously
have said. Apparently she has some information from almost a decade ago
that
makes him look absolutely awful and would have everyone turn on him in
an
instant.
Andy
Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")/Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of
New
York City")
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#4**
If you don't think there is a reality show being shot around all the
engagements
in this former tweener family, why were three separate units hired in
this
foreign country to track this couple to "meet" family members they had
already
met before. Apparently things did not work out well last time at all.
But
hey, this time around they are going to love the idea for the cameras.
(Nick
Jonas/Priyanka Chopra)
(Joe
Jonas/Sophie Turner)
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress who was on three separate
network
hits is trying to get people to smuggle drugs into rehab. It is what
she
spends most of her day doing. She offered a drug dealer ten times the
going
rate if he would do it. He was willing, but when she said he would have
to
do it on credit, he balked. Our actress has no access to cash.
Heather
Locklear
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#6**
Dear a-hole who lost your pay cable television job and hopefully if the
foreign
born A+ list mostly movie actor doesn't go balls up in his defense of
you,
lost your lucrative movie franchise too. When you want to get back in
the
good graces of whoever, you should probably not be calling audience
members
who actually paid to see your sorry, lying self obscenities or calling
them
out if they walk out of your act. You are an awful human being.
Enty
a-hole:
T.J. Miller
Cable show: "Silicon Valley"
Franchise: "Dead Pool"
A+ list actor: Ryan Reynolds
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#7**
According to a "source familiar with the investigation." the way the
thing
works is this company has employees who trade stolen auto parts for
drugs
from a cartel. We are not talking about a couple thousand bucks here,
but
millions and millions of dollars. It would not shock me at all if the
CEO
was involved. One of his personalities probably thinks of himself as a
Pablo
Escobar/El Chapo/Tony Montana (using a different instrument of war than
a
machine gun) type. It would all seem to be kind of a full circle thing
if
you think about it and how another CEO went down back in the day.
Investigation:
Securities and Exchange Commission
Company: "Tesla"
CEO: Elon Musk
Back in the day CEO:
John
DeLorean
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#8**
A Dancing Boy Blind: Dunno if I'll actually end up using any of what I
sent
you yesterday - at least not in the first project, and more
specifically
not as monologue - but I thought this would be fun to share (just wrote
it
today). It concerns the person who will be introducing me a the
beginning
of the one act and its adaptation. (The secret kid brother part is a
reference
to the fact that in this secret global elite, you're assigned family
members
- Henry and Christina will not only play my teen likeness's parents in
the
back in the day storyline, but also his secret parents today.) Top
secret
for now, but here it is: Good evening. As you may know, my name is ****
********,
and I'm a former child actor turned adult actor of mostly tv, including
two
long-running series on the theme of law and order. What you may not
know
is that I'm also a member of a secret global elite, or rather its
better
half - in the Hollywood branch. Recently, our unit was activated for
the
first time in thirty years, to protect the life of one of its members –
the young star of a certain movie, back in the day, that was abused on
set,
and off, and the project ultimately shelved. Against the wishes of our
patron,
Genstar Capital Chief Jean-Pierre Conte, as well as all common sense,
he'd
been telling his story at the Hollywood gossip blog, Crazy Days and
Nights.
This quickly aroused the interest of our enemies, including his
abusers,
who would like to silence him for good. That's why we're here in (the
place
I live now), working as janitors at the local tv station. Let me
introduce
you to my colleagues, and team mates. One is a former child actor
turned
adult actor and comic, known best for his scene-stealing role in a
1980s
sit com. In it he played opposite his foreign-born mentor, with whom he
was
often at odds. Next is a former child actor turned adult musician,
known
most for his appearance in a music video from the same decade. In it,
he
plays himself at the time – a skateboarder. Which brings me to the
dancing
boy himself – the cause of all our troubles. I could introduce him by
his stage name, half of which he shares with me, but because he's such
a
pain the backside I'll introduce him by his hated secret codename,
Bunny.
Everyone, meet my secret kid brother, ***, and his fellow dancing boys.
(Enter
us three...) The idea is that I'm due a ten minute break at my job
(remember:
I've been under cover as a marginally employed/homeless person for
years,
at the behest of our patron/master) and I use it to tell this story.
Former child actor: Brice Beckham
Sitcom: "Mr. Belvedere"
Foreign-born mentor: Christopher Hewett
Former child actor turned adult musician: Noah Ray (R.E.M.: It's the
End
of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) video)
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#9**
Lost in the whole bigger picture stuff is what is happening to this one
named
foreign born singer who has basically been turned into an incoherent
mess
for much of the past month to six weeks. Her "significant other," has
cut
her off from most forms of communication and basically keeps her
drugged
24/7 and hidden away so as to not expose everything. I am actually
fearful
for her safety and would love someone to do a welfare check on her.
Grimes/Elon
Musk
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#10**
From what I understand, all of the actresses from this cable show are
banding
together and will refuse to appear on an after show about their show.
It
will be interesting to see if producers make them choose between
appearing
or getting fired. Chris Hardwick ("The Walking Dead") ("The Talking
Dead")
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#11**
This foreign born celebrity offspring who is a former reality star
turned
celebrity turned reality star again is trying to force his ex to get
back
together by denying her money. He likes her dependent on him. Such a
control
freak jerk.
Jack
Osbourne/Lisa Stelly
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#12**
The producers of that network dating show did an awful job screening
contestants.
When the winner is a guy who spends all of his free time exchanging
dates
for money on Grindr, chances are good that a heterosexual relationship
is
not going to happen.
Becca
Kufrin/Garrett Yrigoyen
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#13**
My guess is this B+ list mostly movie actress who was last seen in that
long
running car based franchise is going to quit her latest project. The
producers
had a bunch of no's from actresses when they described the nude and sex
scenes
to take place in the movie. So, they stopped talking about it and the
next
thing you know they get an actress signed who would have ZERO interest
in
anything like that.
Actress:
Jordana Brewster
Franchise: "Fast & Furious"
Latest project: "Random Acts of Violence"
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#14**
This alliterate A- list mostly television actress who did something
else
in entertainment back in the day is on thin ice with the guy supposedly
going
to be her husband. The two have spent more nights apart the past two
month
than together as she enjoys spending time at one of her other homes.
Mandy
Moore ("This Is Us")/Taylor Goldsmith
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#15**
Reader Blind Item: In this day and age of full transparency, there is
one
operation the CIA ran that has still not been revealed. It wasn’t so
much to accomplish a mission but to test out a theory on popularity and
celebrity. Many years ago, a plan was hatched to see if a celebrity
could
be created, that is an intelligence operative become a celebrity and
then
the long term plan was to sue this person to mould public opinion the
way
that the intelligence agencies wish. As a test, a young military
intelligence
agent took a new name and identity even changing his country of origin.
He
had the look and they made the connections and soon he was in films
achieving
leading man status. His rise was quick as was his almost complete
disappearance
five or six years later going from Hollywood films to the occasional TV
show
appearance and straight to video movies coupled with years of no
activity
at all. This was due to changing priorities at the CIA as well as the
feeling
they had proved their point so he was given a huge pension and allowed
to
pursue acting when he felt like it but without the supercharged
backing.
He was so into the role that he didn’t say a word about it to any of
his partners (one of whom was a very famous female sex symbol to a
certain
generation) before his death. It’s ironic because one of his leading
man roles in his heyday was in this film where identity was a theme.
Actor:
John
Gavin (born Juan Vincent Apablasa Jr.)
Film: "OSS
117 – Double Agent"
Famous sex symbol:
Luciana
Paluzzi
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#16**
The Sequel: Why didn't he make it? One simple reason. He put his foot
down
and said he would call a press conference to tell the world what the
producers
were doing with the kids they were auditioning for no reason because
the
script didn't actually call for any kids to be in the movie. Oh, sure,
they
invented a couple background walk on type roles for the kids to appear
in
to make sure the parents were assuaged. Yeah, sorry you didn't know
where
your son was all day, but hey, good news he gets to be in the movie
now.
This actor, who has never probably eclipsed B+ list was portrayed as a
troublemaker for spreading the truth. He was effectively blacklisted by
any
and all people who were friends with the producers which was 75% of
Hollywood.
There was a group though who were not friends and they have kept the
actor
at least earning enough to make a living. I can't even watch the film
any
longer because of what I know what was happening on the set. The actor
said
the multiple bedrooms used in scenes in the movie would often smell of
cigars
and booze because that is often where the producers would take the boys
after
their "tour" of the set. Our actor also says that every other actor on
that
film set knew what was going on but they valued their careers more than
the
horrors taking place. Only one other person on set was willing to
sacrifice
their career and this foreign born actress did. When she walked out,
she
basically didn't work again for almost two decades.
Actor:
Crispin
Glover
Sequel: "Back to the Future Part II" (sued the producers on the grounds
that
they had used his likeness without permission)
Foreign born actress:
Claudia
Wells
Steven Spielberg reference:
"What
Is It?" An Essay by Crispin H. Glover
276.
TAMARA
TATTLES 08/18
I have several drafts of this blind in my drafts file. I’m not sure
how to say it because I’ve heard of actual experiences regarding this
situation in connection with others. There is a city that has a
"doctor"
it is unclear if he is really a doctor or is falsely prescribing
medication
that provides more than one person on a reality show with the date rape
drug.
One of the people had his own allegations already without the use of
drugs.
The other person seen on the show has allegedly gone out with another
male
friend (EDITED not connected to the show, actually the person was
connected
to the show but not on it. And is no longer connected to the show.)
where
allegedly the date rape drug was use on two people. In one situation a
female
went to the hospital and allegedly tested positive for the drug after
waking
up with a person not seen on the show. Her friend declined to leave
with
the person on the show and felt very ill the next day despite having
only
two drinks. The story I am being given is that there is someone in this
city
actively providing the date rape drug to at least two men who were on
the
show last season whenever they ask. J.D. Madison and Thomas Ravenel
(Southern
Charm")
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#1**
This A list singer specifically told an interviewer she wanted to
discuss
a certain event that happened last year. She also barred the
interviewer
from asking about her boyfriend and what he said about the event or any
questions
about anything personal that were not cleared in advance.
Ariana
Grande/Manchester bombing/Pete Davidson
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#2**
This former C list celebrity pretty much all of you know even if you
wouldn't
recognize his face just took care of another loose end. He did it for
this
matriarch who paid him practically nothing but now can add another
character
to her next make believe documentary.
Nick
Gordon (Bobbi Kristina’s drug dealer Max Lomas found dead from
over-dose)
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#3**
This former A+ list rapper who sometimes acts offered a woman $10K to
hang
out but told her she had to bring her five year old daughter with her.
Our
rapper wanted to take some pictures with the daughter.
50
Cent
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#4**
She doesn't sing and has no real discernible talent, but this A list
reality
star with a lucrative side gig has threatened to be a no show at this
award
show because they put her in the second row instead of the first.
Kylie
Jenner ("VMAs") (it wasn't even a good bluff, because everyone
knew
she was in town and didn't fly across country to sit in a hotel room
while
watching Travis on television at the Video Music Awards)
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#5**
Reader Blind Item: These two actors (one deceased, one living but very
old)
were paired together in two different TV shows in two different
decades.
They were very good friends and one of their favorite pastimes was
picking
up girls. Their approach went something like this – The still living
actor, who is known for his ability with accents and voices, would
approach
a group of ladies in a nightclub and take on the role of a ringmaster
at
a circus, often slipping into a German accent. He would introduce the
deceased
actor, rumored to be among the most well-endowed in Hollywood, who
would
unzip his pants and lay his manhood on the table. This approach often
worked
and the two actors had sex with many ladies this way.
Dead actor:
Forrest
Tucker
Living actor:
Larry
Storch
Shows: "F Troop" and "The Ghost Busters"
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#6**
Reader Blind Item: This athlete reached the top of his sport several
decades
ago. He was in the top five in his sport a number of other years. Since
his
retirement, he is still involved in his sport in different roles. He is
gay
and deeply closeted although there have always been rumors. His family
is
from a conservative area and he does not want to hurt them as they were
very
supportive and helpful to his career when he was growing up. Awhile
back,
he was stopped by a cop while cruising a public restroom in this very
large
city where a prestigious event in his sport occurs annually. He quickly
entered
a sham marriage in case this story went public which it didn’t. Trouble
is last month he was caught again and this time there was written
documentation
from the police officer in the form of a citation. What will the
retired
athlete do this time?
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#7**
You know what has not been discussed the past few days? How this
foreign
born convicted child molester/child porn producer managed to run around
the
world basically unimpeded. Even after he was brought in by the feds to
supposedly
help them out, there he was, gone again in an instant. That former head
of
an agency had a whole lot to do with it. Don't ever kid yourself that a
child
pornographer wouldn't be allowed to run free if someone high up decided
it
would be in the best interests of the higher up. Drug runners are
allowed
to go free. Killers are allowed to go free. You think someone molesting
kids
and filming them having sex mattered to this agency head? Was the
higher
up given money or information to let the child molester run free? I
don't
know, but the hundreds, if not thousands of kids abused in that network
need
answers.
George
Nader/Robert
Mueller former Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation from
2001
to 2013
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#8**
Reader Blind: True she was a musical icon, a giant among her peers, but
respect
should be accorded to her for something else – The way she overcame
bad things that happened to her. Two specific examples – 1.) Becoming
a mother twice at a very young age. Rumor was a very close relation was
the
father. Truth is she doesn’t know as she slept with many older men at
a very young age which was the practice of the group this relation led.
2.)
Coming home one day to discover, her second husband, a B-/C+ actor,
sexually
molesting one of her sons. She still triumphed over this and various
health
conditions and made great timeless music.
Aretha
Franklin (Glynn Turman)
285.
TAMARA
TATTLES 08/19 **#1**
I think after recapping these shows and listening to my trusted
sources,
I’m pretty good at determining which storylines are real and which are
fake. Today I got a lot of tea from my favorite source and while it is
all
interesting and will be meted out in time, I was shocked by something
my
source probably thought would be a minor detail. There is a couple on a
reality
show who seems to constantly be at odds over their marriage. I totally
bought
it hook, line and sinker and I think y’all did too! It’s fake news.
It’s unclear why exactly they are doing it, I don’t think their
cast mates even know it is fake. I suppose it is for more airtime
(because,
drama) but perhaps they think it is somehow good for business? Ashley
and Michael Darby ("Real Housewives of Potomac")
286.
TAMARA
TATTLES 08/19 **#2**
This long-running reality show with a female ensemble cast has gone
through
many changes in cast members and in the friendships between the women.
One
frequently seen guest who has had a significant pay upgrade this season
is
trying to earn her keep by causing a division between two long time
friends
on the show. The recurring guest is no stranger to the franchise and in
an
attempt to get in tight with the queen bee, she is in her ear about
another
cast mate who has been on again, off again with her friendship toward
the
queen bee. The recurring guest has told the queen bee that her
sometimey
friend is just riding her coattails to be relevant. While that is
probably
true, the recurring guest is doing the exact same thing. It’s too bad
the queen bee doesn’t see that and actually came for her sometimey
friend
about riding her coattails. Hopefully the make up session will follow
soon.
Show: "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
Guest: Marlo Hampton
Queen bee: NeNe Leakes
Sometimey friend: Cynthia Bailey
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
In her words. He lured me away from my boyfriend who was his best
friends
son. Married me, then left when I was 5 months pregnant by leaving a
note
taped to the TV set in our new mansion, 3 weeks before Mission
Impossible
opened. *He directed the first MI.
Brian
De Palma/Darnell Gregorio
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
Pretty easy to see what kind of drugs you are on if you are this B list
actor
and your crack pipe falls out of your jacket pocket and shatters on the
sidewalk.
His much higher on the list celebrity girlfriend yanked his arm and
tried
to get him away from it as fast as possible.
Pete
Davidson/Ariana Grande
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
This foreign born former A- list singer turned network reality star was
refused
treatment for botox the other day because she was so wasted on drugs,
the
doctor didn't want to be held responsible if something bad happened.
Mel
B
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
That closeted chaste reality star was set up with another guy this week
for
a quiet date in Marina Del Rey.
Colton
Underwood
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's a further, top secret sneak preview for
the
first thing, "The Dancing Boy of Hollywood: A True Story:" I've gone
missing,
skipped sessions with my shrink, and an appointment for blood work. I
haven't
answered calls or texts in weeks, including from our patron, Mr. Conte
himself.
He's concerned that I might have relapsed - again. Henry and Christina
are
sent to find me, which they do - at this secret retreat in the woods.
I'm
surprised to hear that I'm missing, and a little mad they think I'm
using
again. (I'm forced to pee in a cup in front of them, as the last time I
was
afforded privacy for this purpose, I had bought and passed along a
clean
sample. Sadly, it did not - of course - match my dna.) They're also
there
to make a delivery. It's a videotape - not for my eyes, but the vault.
I
ask: celebrity sex tape? Nearly, Henry says, on both counts, but I'm
sure
you don't remember it. I guess it must be out takes from my barely
legal
porno career. It's earlier than that, Christina says. They've been
authorized
to make a deal: I tell them, under oath, where I've been, and they'll
be
allowed to show me the tape. I agree. The story cuts to a party in
Malibu,
June 1991. Henry and Christina discover I've been using - heroin, in
this
case - and stage an intervention. (It all started in the hospital, a
few
months before, when I was being treated for injuries from a certain
secret
mission. I hadn't planned to continue using, but then was told me what
happened:
our other injured team mate - with whom I was close - didn't make it.
It's
all about survivor's guilt.) They go to call my parents, and a certain
celebrity
psychiatrist - who I'd been seeing - but do so from a pay phone, just
to
play it safe. They flush my drugs before leaving. Already jonesing (it
could
be hard to find a pay phone in Malibu), my 17 year old likeness is
visited
by several of my peers. One of them, my leading frenemy (to be played
by
you know who) - he's the one who stole my journal - has a bag of dope,
but
I'll only be allowed a hit if I agree to play truth or dare. The truth,
of
course, is what happened to me on set (during the making of this
movie).
The dare, of course, is to reenact it. Cut back to the secret retreat.
I
confess where I'd been: at the death bed of a certain doctor, in LA -
the
man behind the dancing boys of Hollywood. I believed, naively, that I'd
been
summoned to hear an apology. It was nothing of the sort. He had,
instead,
a proposal. He wanted to leave me his empire, built on sex and drug
trafficking,
and worth billions. But it meant going to the dark side. I decline,
returning
to my life as a homeless undercover reporter, having just seen the face
of
evil. (His empire goes to my nemesis - a former member of our secret
team,
who sold us out on our first mission, leading to this one kid's death -
and
we'll be taking up more about him in the first film-only short, "Down
and
Out (in this place I currently live): A Dancing Boy Investigation." And
I
reveal my biggest secret: what happened, in hospital, at the hands of
five
members of an industry satanic cult. Back to Malibu, where my former
agent
literally comes out of the closet, and catches me in a vulnerable
position.
I've violated the nda, but he's prepared to make me a deal: I get to
continue
using, but he'll be allowed to have his way with me until I turn 18. At
the
last minute, my allies swoop in, rescuing me and snatching the tape.
Back,
again to the present day, where we narrow escape being burned or blown
up
by the bad guys - they're already aware that I've talked. Fortunately,
there's
a mirror site due north, where we go for the night. We'll be safe
there,
for now.
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#6**
This everywhere on television A list celebrity who actually makes his
money
from something other than celebrity has been swinging and missing on
regular
dates so he paid for a night with this former naked celebrity turned
multiple
reality show star. She might still technically be married. Michael
Avenatti
(Stormy Daniels lawyer)/Kendra Wilkinson
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#7**
This foreign born permanent A list model couldn't make it the few hours
while
on an airplane so did a couple lines of coke while in her seat. She
didn't
even bother to go to a bathroom.
Kate
Moss
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#8**
The twisted f**k of the day goes to this A list celebrity who arranged
with
the billionaire molester for a sexual fantasy. Apparently a teen was
hired
who was no more than 16 and could have been as young as 13 or 14 to
pretend
to be a Jewish prisoner in a concentration camp. Yeah, it went like you
would
expect. The contract employee who overheard a great deal of it, quit
and
even called the police, but they refused to do anything because the
billionaire
pays many of the spouses of the police officers six figures a year for
"consulting" work.
Jeffrey
Epstein/Kevin Spacey (Kevin’s brother Randy Fowler wrote the book,
entitled
" Moment In Time" and he documents years of abuse in which his
Nazi-sympathising
father Thomas Fowler beat him, whipped him and emotionally abused him
from
the age of 6 before he started sexually assaulting him at age
14.)
295.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/20
We’re going back a couple of years for this, but the show is still on
the air. It’s probably one of the high profile shows around and you
would think that would be a dream gig for any television director, but
more
and more agents are sharing that directing isn’t actually on the cards
if you get hired. ‘The stars pretty much direct themselves,’ says
the source. ‘They choose how a scene plays out and the tone. Unless
you’re a major director, you’re just going to get ignored.’
It’s apparently the only show currently on the air that works like
that.
"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"; "House of Cards"
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
This B list actor with much higher name recognition paid off a friend
to
take the fall for a bust. The thing is though, our actor has been slow
with
the payment because he needs to get it from his significant other.
Pete
Davidson (pulled over by police, passenger charged for pot)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper who loves her drugs almost as much as
arguing
on social media really should be careful about what she says. Did she
write
her latest record? No. The ghostwriters of the world are about ready to
start
fighting back.
Nicki
Minaj
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
This former almost A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee is doing some television now. She is also being cheated
on
by her long time significant other but won't ever leave him. Renée
Zellweger (Netflix "What/If")/Doyle Bramhall
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
This A list reality star who has done network and cable reality shows
has
not been asked about her drug usage but it will become clear when she
has
to take a drug test. Cannot wait to hear her explanation.
Farrah
Abraham ("Female Celebrity Boxing Championship");
Bethenny
Frankel (custody dispute with ex-husband Jason Hoppy)
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#5**
This A list reality star with a very lucrative side gig is trying to
keep
her celebrity boyfriend sober for tonight. His drug habit is out of
control
and probably needs rehab, but loves partying too much to go.
Kylie
Jenner/Travis Scott
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#6**
It was a different kind of needle than is being reported that caused
this
health scare for the B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++
lister.
Paris
Jackson
(removal
of golf ball size abscess)
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#7**
This former A- list mostly television actress turned pretty much failed
reality
star/possible felon/public speaker/child rapist supporter (twice) is
really
worried her hookups with the former A list reality star/celebrity will
come
to light with some new accusations being tossed around.
Rose
McGowan/Anthony Bourdain (Asia Argento accused of statutory rape
assault)
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#8**
This alliterate A- list celebrity who had aspirations of acting but has
to
do it a different way now is being cheated on by her woman beating
significant
other.
Ronda
Rousey/Travis Browne ("Raw Women's Title at WWE SummerSlam
2018")
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#9**
This alliterate former A- list actor from back in the day doesn't work
nearly
as much as he used to. He basically has his hands tied about supporting
his
friend because the friend would leak some very damaging information
about
the former A- lister that would end his career.
Wil
Wheaton/Chris Hardwick
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#10**
Watch when this one named A list singer buys a pack of smokes. She
immediately
takes four or five out and throws them away so she has room for her
coke
vial.
Halsey
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#11**
This A- list alliterate mostly television actor has a significant other
but
in case you are wondering, yes, he is still hooking up with one of his
daughter's
best friends. David Duchovny (Madelaine West Duchovny)/Monique
Pendleberry;
Anthony Anderson (Kyra Anderson)/Alvina Stewart
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#12**
Biggest diva for tonight's award show is this A- list mostly movie
actress
who got her big break on that almost network show. She is out of
control
with her demands and she probably will never be invited back.
Blake
Lively/Video Music Awards
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#13**
Interesting detail about the billionaire child molester
blind
item. The employee/whistle blower says the raped tween is from
Iowa.
The employee says there were several other teen/tweens but never had a
chance
to speak to them so doesn't know where they are from. Jeffrey
Epstein/Kevin
Spacey
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#14**
Reader Blind Item - Kindness: This deceased foreign actor starred in a
short
lived but iconic cult TV show that was highly influential. He also
starred
several times on this very famous detective show where he played
different
adversaries of the protagonist. He did act in movies as well sometimes
as
the villain. The village not in America where he shot his iconic show
(and
also an episode of an earlier TV show he starred in) was helped by him
throughout
his life. He worked to get them used as the location for other TV shows
and
films and financially helped individual families of this rural
location.
An annual convention for the iconic TV show used to be held there which
was
also a boost for the local economy. This was also arranged by the
star.
Actor:
Patrick
McGoohan
Iconic cult TV show:
"The
Prisoner"
Famous detective show: "Columbo"
Earlier TV show: "Danger Man"
"The Village":
Portmeirion,
Gwynedd, North Wales
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#15**
Reader Blind Item - Kindness: This occurred on the set of a science
fiction
themed TV show decades ago. The show only lasted a couple of seasons
but
did become a cult show in syndication and was briefly rebooted a few
decades
later. The lead actor , who is still alive, was tall and handsome and
should
have probably been a bigger success than he was. Most of the other TV
series
he was in didn’t make it past the first season. His two other greatest
successes were in soap operas both daytime and night and in several
appearances
in an important role on this much more successful sci-fi show that took
a
cue from his original cult show. He also starred in both cinematic and
TV
movies primarily in supporting roles. This particular day on the set
there
was a chase scene being shot in an outdoor market which was covered by
a
tent. It was supposed to be midday so the tent was full of extras. A
fire
broke out during the shoot and quickly spread via the tent. The lead
actor
ran through the fire and tore a hole so all the people could escape. He
himself
did not leave until everyone else was already out. His jacket caught
fire
but he took it off quickly and he was not burned. This is mentioned
briefly
in a documentary about the series.
Actor:
Roy
Thinnes
Science fiction themed TV show:
"The
Invaders"
Soap operas: "General Hospital"; "One Life To Live"; "Falcon Crest";
"Hotel"
More successful sci-fi show: "The X-Files"
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#16**
The Dealer: This A list mostly movie actor who all of you know has a
drug
problem. It is probably going to get worse. His dealer got arrested so
he
reached out to these back in the day A listers who don't act any
longer.
They put him in touch with their dealer. That dealer takes very special
care
of them because they have been going to him for almost 15 years. The
problem
is that he doesn't really care about any of his other customers and has
been
responsible for the death of at least four celebrities and countless
others.
Actor
reaching out: Johnny Depp
A listers who don’t act anymore: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
#1 - Academy Award winning actor: Philip Seymour Hoffman (Manhattan
apartment)
#2 - Foreign born A list mostly movie actor: Heath Ledger (Manhattan)
#3 - C list reality star: Lyric McHenry ("EJNYC") (New York City)
#4 - C+ list singer from an entertainment family: Leslie Carter (sister
to
Nick and Aaron Carter) (Mayville, New York)
312.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/21
Britney Spears was reportedly very attached to Kabbalah in the mid
2000s,
but left after growing sick of the hierarchy constantly badgering her
for
money. Well, we have a similar case here with one big difference. This
big
time celebrity is temporarily living in a new country and after
constant
badgering from their controversial religious belief, has given in and
already
donated a huge chunk of money for the building of a new religious
centre.
‘It’s a lie,’ says the source. ‘I doubt anything will
be built. It’s all a money grab.’
Madonna
(Portugal)
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
This former A list bad actress focuses on her company now more than her
acting.
If she does try to make a new movie or television show in the future,
she
faces a possible ban by her union because of the way she is avoiding
paying
that union for some commercials her company is making.
Jessica
Alba
(The
Honest Company" is not paying union for commercials)
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
Those two blonde hookers and the coke orgy was just too much for this
one
named foreign born singer. She got into a knock down drag out fight
with
her A list celebrity boyfriend and then left him.
Grimes/Elon
Musk
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
It didn't take long for this alliterate former A- list celebrity from
back
in the day who is not even close to being the biggest celebrity in his
own
family, to find someone gullible to start helping him launder money
again.
Jermaine
Jackson (marrying old girlfriend Maday Velazquez)
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
VMA's: This one named former A list singer got cut off by the network
when
she started talking about her big truth about singing songs the A list
everything
in her mind has always taken credit for.
Ashanti/Jennifer
Lopez
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#5**
VMA's: Well, if everyone didn't know before last night, they all know
now
about the actor's crack addiction. It is out of control. Everyone was
also
commenting at an after party that our actor was getting rebuffed by his
singer
girlfriend much more than when the cameras were on them during the
show.
Pete
Davidson/Ariana Grande
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#6**
VMA's: Speaking of drugs, this foreign born A list rapper almost got
into
two altercations because her drug induce paranoia made her think people
were
talking about her. They were, but only to remark to themselves how she
was
wasted out of her mind.
Nicki
Minaj (Tiffany Haddish) (Travis Scott/Kylie Jenner)
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#7**
VMA's: This B- list rapper who has a much higher on the list celebrity
girlfriend
who is not even close to being the highest listed celebrity in her own
family
was thought to be suffering a seizure at an after party last night
because
of his sizzurp use.
Noah
Cyrus (Miley’s sister)/Lil Xan
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#8**
VMA's: This A list rapper that came out of nowhere to have a monster
2017
was telling everyone last night she is single after catching her
boyfriend
once again cheating on her. The thing is though, she will go back to
him
once he puts on a full court press. She is crazy co-dependent.
Cardi
B/Offset
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#9**
VMA's: When he was showing some people a few photos on his phone, one
of
the people pointed out the former A+ list athlete had an app on his
phone
that was basically a GPS tracker. The athlete had no idea it was on his
phone,
but I'm guessing that A list girlfriend of his wants to make sure he is
not
hitting the strip clubs or strippers.
Alex
(A-Rod) Rodriguez/Jennifer Lopez
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#10**
VMA's: This foreign born alliterate A- list singer was running really
late
for hair and makeup and it kind of showed. The reason? She wants to act
and
was hooking up with a movie producer who is about to cast her in a
decent
sized role.
Camilla
Cabello
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#11**
VMA's - Kindness: This foreign born still one hit wonder got in the
face
of a guy who was trying to take advantage of an obviously very drunk
woman
who had somehow got separated from her friends at an after party. She
then
held on to the arm of the woman and steered her through the party until
her
friends were found.
Iggy
Azalea
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#12**
VMA's: This former stripper/reality star/sex tape star hooked up with
her
one named ex/baby daddy the other day. That was probably not the best
idea.
Blac
Chyna/Tyga
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#13**
VMA's: This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress has
multiple
projects going at once and is arguably busier than any of her former
co-stars
from that now defunct hit cable show. Last night she was nonstop
texting
and facetiming her married actor co-star.
Shay
Mitchell
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#14**
VMA's: The only reason the tall, alliterate model you all know was
allowed
to attend was because the A+ list singer was not there.
Karlie
Kloss (Taylor Swift)
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#15**
VMA's: This married B list alliterate female singer hit on this A- list
mostly
movie comic actress and was turned down. The singer then exposed
herself
and said something to the actress which the spy didn't catch before the
singer
walked away.
Teyana
Taylor/Tiffany
Haddish
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#16**
VMA's: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress/former pro beard was
telling
a story last night about how she posted an Instagram video from her bed
this
past week and realized after the fact that ________ was in it. He
freaked
out she said so she did it again. The person she was telling the story
to
asked the last name of the first name she was given. It was then the
person
realized it was a married television host which is why the host was
probably
freaked out about the video.
Olivia
Munn/Jimmy
Fallon
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#17**
VMA's: The most likely to die within the next month award went to this
female
B- list singer with two first names who has been doing the festival
thing
this summer. Some people assumed she was already dead and was doing the
zombie
thing.
Morgan
Saint
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#18**
VMA's: Why yes that was one half of this group I can't tell apart
saying
she has repeatedly hooked up with the married permanent A list rapper.
Apparently
it is the payoff expected from her boss.
Chloe
or Halle
Bailey/Jay
Z ("On the Run II" Tour With Beyonce & Jay-Z)
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#19**
VMA's: As I predicted would happen a few weeks ago, this foreign born
not
old enough to drive, B+ list actress was spotted canoodling with a guy
well
over twice her age.
Millie
Bobby Brown
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#20**
VMA's: As soon as his wife went home, this A list producer/DJ started
hitting
on every woman he came across and was just really gross about it. Our
favorite
foreign born B+ list actress/singer called him disgusting but he still
managed
to find a woman willing to be with him.
DJ
Khaled/Rita
Ora
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#21**
VMA's: That coke loving rapper who treated his last girlfriend like
crap
swung and missed when he tried to hit on this barely legal geographical
adult
beverage. He had better luck with this crazy named A- list singer who
thought
his coke offering was the perfect pick up line.
Tyga
(Kylie
Jenner)/Madison
Beer/Bebe
Rexha
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#22**
VMA's: Apparently we should not be surprised if this OITNB actress and
MTV
mom start hooking up in public. Things were pretty steamy between the
pair
last night.
Dascha
Polanco/Farrah
Abraham
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#23**
VMA's: This foreign born A- list model who does a lot of the lingerie
modeling
says she makes several million (yes million) dollars a year as a Domme.
No
sex ever.
Shanina
Shaik
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#24**
VMA's: This foreign born reality star who has a name that you would be
hard
pressed to spell is on a very popular series that is a knockoff of a US
original.
She says that within the past couple months she hooked up with the oft
cheating
athlete husband of this pretty darn high in line to the throne royal.
Sophie
Kasaei ("Geordie Shore")/Zara Phillips (daughter of Anne, Princess
Royal)
(17th in line of succession to the British throne) and Mike
Tindall
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#25**
Get A Bodyguard: This former child actor turned C+ list hoping a pilot
gets
picked up to get a steady job adult actor should think about spending
some
money on a bodyguard. At this point a trade has been made. The foreign
born
model has made a deal with the disgraced producer to stop talking
negatively
(for now) about him. In exchange, his people put her in touch with that
special
team. As we have seen, they are very very good at suiciding people.
Jimmy
Bennett/Asia Argento/Harvey Weinstin
338.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/22
She’s an incredibly successful actress with a enviable career and a
strong marriage (no divorce here), but the harsh standards of the media
and
the world seem to have gotten to her. Our girl rarely posts pictures of
herself
on social media out of fear of cruel jokes and memes. ‘She’s not
even ugly,’ says the source. ‘It just trolls trolling, but it really
gets to her.’ Sarah Jessica Parker
339.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 08/22
Which cable news host at MSNBC has such a terrible case of flatulence
that
guests are running for the doors after appearing live on the cable
host’s
show? Producers have tried everything, from fans to air fresheners and
even
removing spicy food from the hosts dressing room, but nothing seems to
work.
It has gotten so bad that now when you get off the elevators at 30
Rock,
you know if this person is in the building! PHEW!
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor has two big movie franchise and still
continues
to trot out the beard to make it seem as if he is straight.
Chris
Pine/Annabelle Wallis ("Star Trek" & "Wonder Woman")
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#2**
The man she had been having an affair with who was now her boyfriend
dumped
this foreign born alliterate model. She is desperately trying to save
her
only paying job, but the producers want to dump her. She has no money
to
pay her bills.
Asia
Argento
(upcoming
movie "Regular Boy")
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
This former A+ list singer doesn't care about the material things
taken,
but does care about the collection of recordings all on USB drives that
were
taken which shows the former A+ lister with all manner of male and
female
celebrities. Naked.
John
Mayer (Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry are worried "dirt" on them will
leak)
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This former reality star turned actress turned network reality star
turned
celebrity is sleeping with a producer which might also be the reason
she
is getting paid double the rest of the people in a new reality show.
Stephanie Pratt (reboot of "The Hills")
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
While it is true this foreign born A list rapper was having trouble
selling
tickets to her shows, the thing is, she needs rehab, so really has to
address
that before any big performing gig.
Nikki
Minaj
(postpones
North American tour dates)
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
This racist former A- list mostly television actor/comic got a second
chance
on life because of the impassioned defense of someone close to him.
This
time there is no saving him and the victim he bullied before is
threatening
a lawsuit.
David
Cross (joked about Mormon temple garments)
(wife
Amber Tamblyn defended his remarks to actress Charlyne Yi, alleging
over
a decade ago Cross made fun of Yi’s ripped pants and mocked her Asian
heritage)
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
This former A+ list singer recently fought an online troll who had been
hired
by her husband. He will do anything to get a split where he looks like
the
good guy.
Kelly
Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
That celebrity CEO has found a new way to enjoy two drugs at once. Dip
his
joints into liquid LSD and then smoke away. Elon Musk
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#9**
There is a pay cable show that had this married A- list mostly
television
actress come in and direct a little bit. Her married former
co-star/part-time
landlord showed up one of the days and the two sent an entire afternoon
hooking
up at the bed and breakfast where he was staying.
Kerry
Washington ("SMILF")/Tony Goldwyn
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#10**
This foreign born A list director who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
is trying to head off a MeToo event with his latest actions. He says he
couldn't
do two things at once.
Danny
Boyle (quit "Bond 25" in dispute over "creative differences")
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#11**
This way underage celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was
spotted
doing coke at a party with his girlfriend.
Jack
Depp
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#12**
This foreign born former A- list singer is just begging her bosses to
not
bring her back next season by her actions. When you show up to work
half
in the bag and get progressively worse throughout work, it is not very
conducive
to remaining employed.
Mel
B ("America’s Got Talent")
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#13**
This A- list mostly movie actress all of you know says she has been
acting
as the go between for her A+ list ex and the women he sees online and
wants
to have sex with.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Brad Pitt
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#14**
Why yes, that was this closeted MTV star at Therapy the other night
minus
his wife. Max Joseph ("Catfish")
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#15**
That sobriety thing is out the window right now for this permanent A
list
mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He called
his
now former public girlfriend more of a sober coach than girlfriend. He
is
back on the booze now in a big way.
Ben
Affleck
(and then six hours after this blind, the news broke he was headed back
to
rehab)
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#16**
Wrong Direction: Everyone is assuming that this recent Fourth Estater
(the
profession of journalism) was killed because of something being looked
into.
It was more about something given up. Other than the one killed, there
was
a victim. That victim has periodically hit up the mogul for cash over
the
years because it was the mogul that first began abusing the boy when he
was
really just a boy. With him was the person who mentored the disgraced
director.
Together they would give the boy a few bucks over the years to keep him
quiet.
That boy, now a man told the mogul he was going down and was bragging
about
what happened. The mogul decided to show what would happen if the man
kept
talking. Ever since it did happen, the man has gone radio silent. It
looks
for now like the mogul got what he wanted.
Fourth Estater:
Jen
Moore (died under suspicious circumstances after contacting both the
DHS
and the FBI with allegations that former President Bill Clinton
committed
sexual assault)
Mogul: David Geffen
Person who mentored disgraced director:
Gary
Goddard/Bryan Singer
356.
POPBITCH
08/23
(British blog)
As the names dribble out for this year's crop of celebrity reality
shows,
which one of them once marked the end of a rather unsuccessful 'date'
by
masturbating into the open boot of his car once he'd dropped her home?
Jermaine
Pennant ("Celebrity Big Brother")
357.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/23
He’s one of the those names that are commonly associated with wrestling
and the WWE, but this part-time superstar is ready to announce his
retirement
from the ring to pursue other endeavours. ‘Fans have probably expected
this for some time,’ says a source, ‘but it will come true soon,
likely heading into WrestleMania. He deserves it.’
"The
Undertaker"
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
It is amazing how this hush hush video was kept super quiet for almost
six
months by the kneepadding online gossip site as long as it was told by
the
momager. Exit the subject of the video from the family and bam,
suddenly
it is fine to show the video and gives the family a reason they can use
on
television.
TMZ/Kris
Jenner/Younes Bendjima (Courtney Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend) viciously
beat a man outside a West Hollywood restaurant, who later didn’t press
charges)
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper is spinning a tale about a recent
announcement,
but overseas, things are even worse than domestically so, look for an
announcement on venue changes to make things not look as bad.
Nicki
Minaj
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
Pretty crazy to have this A+ list coach spouting off about morals
clauses
after what he did. Apparently the clauses only applied to people other
than
himself. He was perfectly allowed to violate them as he saw fit.
Urban
Meyer
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
Left out of the reasons why there was a divorce coming between this A-
list
singer and his wife was the fact he could never stop cheating on her
and
picked up multiple STD's while doing so.
Jonathan
Davis ("Korn")/estranged wife, Deven Davis over-dosed)
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit television show
was
fired. It was nice of his employer to call it something else so the
actor
can try and get his career back on track.
Mark
Sheppard (Crowley/Shapeshifter "Supernatural")
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
This A list reality star from multiple network and cable reality shows
is
putting her foot down right there on the throat of the executive
producer
all of you know who already looks ridiculous in the way he kisses her
butt.
She wants her own show. She wants no more sharing time with anyone else
on
screen. The last time that was kind of tries, the show bombed, but she
is
insisting and will probably get her own way. Bethenny Frankel
("Real
Housewives of New York City")/Andy Cohen
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
This former A list model still models and is also married to a
permanent
A list athlete who has turned his attention to the management side of
things
in sports. He got busted cheating again and things are hanging on by a
thread
for the couple.
Hannah
Davis/Derek Jeter
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here - finally - is what happens in the very
first
dancing boy project, the live and adapted one act, "The Dancing Boy of
Hollywood:
A True Story:" It all takes place at my high school graduation party,
in
Malibu - June, 1991. After being injured several months earlier on my
team's
first mission (this is the secret global elite stuff, Hollywood
branch),
I'd been given painkillers in hospital. I might have stopped taking
them,
except that I was told - finally - that my close friend and team mate
had
died of his own injuries (survivor's guilt, and all). By now, I'm a
full
blown addict, and the story opens with two of my friends - Henry and
Christina
(their young likeness's, I mean) - staging an intervention. After I
agree
to it, they go off to find a pay phone to call Dr. Drew (the pay phone
part
just to play it safe, although as it turns out it could be hard to find
a
pay phone in Malibu). Then, in comes my frenemy (to be played by a
certain
young Canadian actor), with a bribe: he'll shoot me up one last time if
I
agree to play truth or dare. Already jonesing, I take the deal,
revealing
what happened on the set of a certain movie, and after that being
forced
to perform a dance. My former abuser(s) show up, promising not to
pursue
legal action (for violating the nda) if I go with them (where I'd be
abused
until I turn 18). My frenemy, in a moment of conscience, offers himself
up
instead, and he goes off with them. I nod off, and wake up to find my
friends,
parents, and Drew. The game, the dance - all of it - seemed only to be
a
bad dream (it wasn't).
366.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
This almost-TV network is taking heat for its upcoming series against
the
recently passed sex trafficking legislation.
Netflix
("Tricked") (in-depth documentary examines all sides of America's
sex-trafficking
trade, which destroys lives as it generates $3 billion a year)
367.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
After losing out on that rich guy I wrote about in this space months
ago,
this former naked celebrity turned reality star has been
self-medicating
to make herself feel better. She also got dumped by another guy she
thought
was serious. Turns out he was married. Most of the guys she has been
meeting
are married, but she thought this one was not.
Kendra
Wilkinson
368.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#11**
I keep waiting for that ball to drop on the inappropriate familial
relationship
which isn't quite incest, but is still super creepy. Apparently
producers
of a show got wind of it which was one of the reasons that led to the
cancellation of the show. The foreign born B lister all of you know who
is
at the center of it, says she intends to keep the relationship going.
Elizabeth
Hurley ("The Royals")
(nephew
Miles Hurley)
369.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#12**
This alliterate A- list mostly television actress from a very hit
network
show used to do something else back in the day. Anyway, she went off on
her
significant other at a clothing store. I mean went off. Not a whisper
argument,
but full on yelling at him. I'm really not sure why the couple is still
together.
Mandy
Moore ("This Is Us")/Taylor Goldsmith
370.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#13**
I am actually shocked this permanent A list model/mogul/host showed up
at
an event this week. I guess she felt obligated, but considering the
abuse
she has taken from the person being honored at the event, I for sure
thought
she would make an excuse to not be there.
Heidi
Klum (Simon Cowell’s star on "The Hollywood Walk Of Fame")
371.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#14**
My guess is she will win an Oscar for acting this year. The crazy thing
is,
she looks like she might not even be nominated by this other
organization
for an award because they have a secret limit on how many people of
color
can be nominated and they already have reached their limit even though
we
are just in August.
Regina
Hall
372.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#15**
I'm not sure how he exactly plans to make this happen, but this former
A
list mostly television actor who had a network hit back in the day is
on
a hit almost television show. He thinks he can use his online army of
fans
to spread rumors about the female lead and get her kicked off the show,
which
would allow him to be the focus. Considering the name of the show, I
don't
think he has a chance. He has always been such a tool.
373.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#16**
The Tapes: Everyone knows they exist. That is not a secret. Well, I
mean,
it is a secret to most people but not the participants or those close
to
them. This is not a hidden camera thing. The battle over these tapes
has
been going on for just about two decades. What do the tapes contain?
Lots
of sex and a whole lot of coke. For the first few years after the
recordings
were made, this A list politician tried to acquire them from his best
friend
who also happened to make the recordings. The best friend made the
recordings
of himself and his ex-girlfriend who now was the girlfriend of the
politician.
The girlfriend wanted them so the politician tried to get them. He was
probably
going to get them until the new girlfriend of the best friend
intervened.
She said they might come in handy down the road. She was certainly
prescient.
They are worth millions now to the right buyer. There is a new person
in
this world though who has no idea the recordings exist and it would be
a
major bomb dropping if they got out. For the first time in a long time,
the
original group is talking about them again and trying to make a deal.
My
guess is there will be no deal. Way too valuable.
A
list politician: Gavin Newsom
Best friend: Billy Getty
New person:
Vanessa
Jarman
Ex-girlfriend:
Kelley
Phleger (currently married to Don Johnson)
374.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/24
Apparently the current cast of judges on this ensemble talent show are
annoyed
that the network has insisted on mixing things up and adding another
judge
to the crowded panel. The highest paid judge, of course, is leading the
charge
and parrying the decision, feeling threatened and undermined by the
potential
newbie. "American Idol"/Katy Perry
375.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#1**
This A- list host/radio guy/former actor/mini me to Ryan Seacrest was
nearly
outed this past week. He is going to take things too far one day with
someone
who knows and then it will happen for sure. Mario Lopez
376.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#2**
This foreign born permanent A list model with a temper made sure the
women
she collected for a yacht trip did what they were supposed to for a
celebrity
and his friends and also to make sure she got her full fee.
Naomi
Campbell/David Blaine
377.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#3**
This alliterate A- list director has apparently been making actresses
hit
the casting couch again. It is one of his old standbys and not welcome
any
longer. There has been rumble of a lawsuit for one of them and not
making
producers of that movie happy. Robert Rodriguez ("Machete Kills in
Space")
378.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#4**
This B list actor of a permanent A+ list celebrity always leaves out
the
fact that all of his relationships are with men and not women. Most of
the
time, he leaves out the gender in interviews about sex partners.
Scott
Eastwood
379.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#5**
As I previously told you, as much as this foreign born A- list dual
threat
actor would be great for an iconic role, the producers, no matter how
much
they try to leak otherwise have insisted they would never cast a person
of
color in the lead.
Idris
Elba ("James Bond")
380.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#6**
This B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister is trying to
desperately hook up with this married A- list mostly movie actress all
of
you know who is from an acting family. The offspring would get crushed
by
the rejection and subsequent trashing the actress would do on social
media.
Paris Jackson
381.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#7**
Birdie Blind Item: Here's one from back in the day: We now know who
won't
be attending this convention of sorts, which is a kind of live,
multi-day
shout show. This story concerns however someone who will be attending.
It
takes place back in the day, at the height of his fame - owing entirely
to
this one character he played. You'll know him by what he wore. One day,
at
a glass and china shop in the valley, the clerk made the mistake of
making
eye contact with him - you were never to do that. He flew into a rage,
shattering
vases, hurling crystal angels against the wall, and finally overturning
a
life-sized glass carousel horse. The flying glass injured staff and
customers
alike; several of them, including a mother and her young son, had to be
hospitalized. The network, of course, made the bad press and charges go
away.
Apparently, it wasn't the first or last time.
382.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#8**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: This one just today from my shrink, who as a
young
man - then a lifeguard - made a cameo in a major work of non-fiction.
You
see: there had been a murder on the beach, and he was subsequently
visited
by a man in white (who was writing this book). It's theme? A road trip
of
sorts, which was not without controversy - including even of the legal
kind.
The book itself was not without controversy, with some believing it was
more
like "non-fiction." The thing is, my shrink spent years talking with
other
people featured in or interviewed for the book, and always came back
with
the same answer: the accounts were, much like his, all true. Also:
while
the mission of the journey - to unite east and west - failed, I would
many
years later attend the birthday party of the icon they didn't meet
(yes,
that was me).
Work
of non-fiction: "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test"
Man in White: Tom Wolfe
383.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#9**
This B list comic actor all of you know was doing coke at a college
party
after a recent gig.
Pete
Davidson (Auburn University)
384.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#10**
You know the alliterate actress who had the secret baby? Yeah, her.
Apparently
the father of the baby has visited the now, not a baby, several times
in
2018. To my knowledge, those were the first visits ever. January
Jones/Matthew
Vaughn or Bobby Flay
385.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#11**
This is a huge break in the investigation. She was still married to him
and
she received some new information from three people about the death of
this
A list celebrity. That information has now caused police in the country
where
the death occurred to question their initial determination of suicide.
Anthony
Bourdain (Ottavia Busia)/France
386.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#12**
Bits And Pieces
#1 - This A- list actress who all of you know and has a LOT going on in
her
life right now has her PR team going full effect in tabloid commenting
systems
defending the actress and trashing the most recent public ex of the
former
significant other of the actress.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck/Lindsay Shookus
#2 - At a huge charity concert held in the past few weeks there was
some
big drama. Great folks all the way around, fun times back stage. What
is
interesting is there was a lot of chatter backstage about another
iconic
band whose members were invited to join in on stage with the band too.
One
member of that band is a total a-hole and was making diva-like demands,
so
it didn't happen. Too bad because it would have been cool. What is more
pathetic
is that these guys could have used the boost since most of them have
had
a lot of money woes, including tax problems and have a concert coming
up
that they can't give away tickets to... some of these idiots just can't
get
out of the way of their own egos.
#3 - There is drama about a statue for the deceased rocker. There is
currently
a conflict between a couple of the charities involved, the widow and a
local
government. Apparently the widow wants the city to pony up $$ to find a
permanent
place for the statue and to maintain it. The latest gossip is that the
government
does not want to get involved in another public facing effort that
involves
money (i.e. a statue) that will bring any criticism upon them. It
wasn't
like the rocker necessarily expressed adoration for this city, but he
also
did what he was told, at least for a while.
Chris
Cornell/Vicky Karayiannis/Seattle's Museum of Pop Culture
387.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
Why yes, that was that closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list
adult
singer cuddling with a guy at The Abbey last night. I don't know why he
continues
this charade.
Nick
Jonas
388.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
The CEO has been forced by his Board to give up the charade much sooner
than
expected. He lied when he told everyone he had funding less than 3
weeks
ago. Securities fraud charges are coming. He will be leaving the
company
shortly.
Elon
Musk
("Tesla")
(it took barely over a month from the time of the blind)
389.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#3**
The alleged suicide happened in a far away overseas country, which has
been
in the news very recently for other reasons. The victim had exposed an
elite
pedophile ring comprised of that nation's former political rulers. The
official
story of suicide is being questioned by many, including the family. The
deceased
had no history of mental illness or depression. Those in the deceased's
former
line of work tend not to use a gun belonging to someone else to commit
suicide.
The body was found with a gunshot to the back of the head, outside the
victim's
home, near a bush. They didn't even try very hard to cover this one up.
That
was probably the point, to send a message. The people responsible were
next
in line to be exposed. They don't want anybody else attempting to
figure
out who the deceased was about to expose next.
Victim:
Mark Minnies
County: South Africa
Elite pedophile ring: explosive book, "The Lost Boys Of Bird Island" -
co-authored with former journalist Chris Stey exposing apartheid
ministers
Magnus Malan, John Wiley, a third unnamed minister and businessman Dave
Allen's
paedophile ring
390.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#4**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: By which, I mean, who exactly - the one I have
in
mind for the part? He's a former child actor turned reporter then
lawyer
of this one kind (which is ironic, given his most high profile role)
turned
reporter again. Back in the day, he played the young likeness of an
actor
who recently lost his agent. For allegations of misconduct? Nope. For
his
words/views - especially on this one platform. The movie, in the
director's
preferred form, is considered a classic - one of the better flicks of
its
genre. The domestically released version is a mess, and was a critical
and
box office failure. When I first saw it, way back when, I was really
taken
by the performances, including by the young actors who played the leads
as
teens. He in particular - and I mean this in the best possible way -
has
the eyes of the devil.
Movie:
"Once
Upon a Time In America"
Child actor:
Rusty
Jacobs (played young Max)
Max:
James
Woods
391.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#5**
I love how this former reality star/movie actor waxes poetic about
sobriety
and thinks he is the greatest when he beat two celebrities all of you
know
while he was supposedly "sober."
Reality star/movie actor:
Steve
O
Sobriety:
10
years since 2008
Dated since 2008:
Brittany
McGraw; Kat Von D; Lacey Schwimmer; Elisabetta Canalis; Stacey Solomon;
Lux
Wright
392.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#6**
The producers of this hit musical didn't tell their compatriots in
another
location some of the behind the scenes details of what this B+ list
mostly
movie actor all of you know did while on their set. They just wanted
him
gone and now he is.
Cuba
Gooding Jr. ("Chicago") (leaving London for New York City)
393.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#7**
You want some gossip from the strangest places? OK, so this former A-
list
syndicated actress who was an A+ list celebrity at one point stopped
seeing
this celebrity because she feared for her life and was tired of the
hassle.
So, he started hooking up with another woman. The problem is that
woman,
who is a civilian, is married and is now pregnant. Apparently she was
in
on the plan. If she can give birth to the baby, he then can stay where
he
is forever because of the laws of the country. Pamela
Anderson/Julian
Assange (Ecuador)
394.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#8**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who has won/been nominated
for
some of the big awards in his home country was a serial cheater on his
long
term wife who all of you know. Well, leopards do not change their spots
and
he was hooking up with a waitress last week which is probably a
surprise
to his new bride.
Vincent
Cassel/Monica Bellucci/Tina Kunakey
395.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
Mr. X: Which closeted TV host and producer is still trying to prove
that
he's in love with the woman he calls his girlfriend by packing on the
fake
PDA during a European vacation photo op? In actuality, she was in
Europe
for yachting purposes while the hosts and his boyfriend (did I mention
he
was on this trip too?) cruised for rentboys.
Ryan
Seacrest/Shayna Taylor
396.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
Mr. X: What A- list actor from an acting family, who is surprisingly
working
despite #MeToo and is constantly dropping hints about his
pan-sexuality,
was seen during the day cozying up in a PR photo op with his
beard/girlfriend
but at night was seen exiting a gay bar cozying up with two guys who
looked
much much younger than him?
James
Franco/Isabel Paksad
397.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
Several months ago, a certain a-hole serial rapist finally got fired
from
a series on an almost-TV network. You would think that by now, everyone
involved
can just move on with their lives, right? Except this a-hole is a
prominent
member of a cult you all know. Losing his job meant a lot less money
for
the cult. The cult keeps stalking his accusers, even now. The cult
wants
to deter any more of these situations from happening in the future.
Surveillance
cars with expired license plates outside houses for days, tapping of
communications, and direct threats - sometimes face to face out of the
blue.
When the victims report the stalking to the police, it never seems to
go
anywhere. Why? Because the cult spreads a lot of money around the local
police
department just for this purpose. Danny Masterson ("The
Ranch")/Scientology
398.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
The reunion between this alliterate model and the A+ list singer was
filled
with sparks last night. It was like old home week again. I think the
guy
the A+ list singer calls her boyfriend would LOVE to be "dumped" at
this
point is here is hoping the one night reunion turns into much more.
Karlie
Kloss/Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn
399.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#5**
Once again, this foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list
adult
took the opportunity of the absence of his significant other to cheat
with
a woman who has his preferred hair color in women.
Justin
Bieber/Hailey Baldwin
400.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#6**
They should never have got married. These two foreign born co-stars for
awhile
longer on their pay cable show have been in nonstop fight mode. He
still
hasn't got over his other co-star.
Rose
Leslie/Kit Harington/Emilia Clarke ("Game of Thrones")
401.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#7**
It seems like every season, the producers of this show make a deal with
a
"celebrity" they know has a drug problem and just assume everything
will
be fine. It never is. This latest incident was one of the worst.
Rodrigo
Alves ("Celebrity Big Brother UK")
402.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#8**
That former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct cable
show
is learning the hard way that any relationship with the world's worst
actress
is going to involve watching yourself being cheated on almost weekly.
Such
was the case this weekend.
Ashley
Benson ("Pretty Little Liars")/Cara Delevingne
403.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/27
Thanks to its passionate fan base, the television adaption of The
Witcher
is one of the hottest properties on Netflix’s slate and the streaming
service hopes the show will not only succeed HBO’s Game of Thrones as
the leading epic fantasy on the air, but also beat off stiff
competition
from Amazon’s Lord of the Rings and HBO’s very own Game of Thrones
prequel(s). It’s starting to all feel very real because we’re told
exclusively that the lead role (Geralt) has been offered to an actor.
We’re
fully expecting a very divided response from the passionate fan base
when
it’s announced. I can’t say much more, but I will say it’s
a super choice. PS: The rest of the cast is mostly unknowns.
Henry
Cavill to Star in ‘Witcher’ Series at Netflix
404.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
This kind of closeted when it suits him former A+ list singer is
hooking
up with this closeted A list foreign born much younger male singer.
John
Mayer/Shawn Mendes
405.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress from an early age to a much
later
age basically has just given up acting. The pills and the never ending
demands
of her offspring to help them in their careers has driven her away from
acting.
Demi Moore
406.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
This closeted A list politician who serves from a state that also has a
reality
show has been hooking up with a teenage military recruit training in
the
politician's home state.
Lindsey
Graham (South Carolina) ("Southern Charm")
407.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#4**
This online tabloid is trying to break news while still making
publicists
happy. Apparently they are suffering from that access disease that
afflicts
their corporate sister. Everyone in the know, knows this A- list singer
was
hooking up with her dealer, despite what the tabloid is trying to spin.
TMZ/Demi
Lovato
408.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#5**
This one named current A list celebrity was not only doing things her
congregation would hate partying wise but was also doing her best to
hook
this much richer man than her husband. Omarosa
409.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#6**
You probably didn't even hear about this terrorist bombing that
happened
nearly a month ago in a faraway country. It killed several people and
the
police brought in some people for questioning. It had been the first
terrorist
act in the country in almost a year after suffering through almost a
dozen
in 2017. One of the people brought in for questioning and who has not
been
released is a brother of the woman who has her own history with mass
killings.
Apparently terrorism runs in the family.
Philippines
bombing/Mairlou Danley the girlfriend of Stephan Paddock, the Las Vegas
mass
shooter
410.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#7**
This former A list child actor turned A- list adult actor who can be
definitely
out of control is being accused by this former reality star who is
still
way underage of being sexually assaulted by the actor.
Shia
LaBeouf /Maddie Ziegler (Sia video)
411.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#8**
A big financial backer is sticking with a movie that is probably
destine
for failure after a huge casting change. The reason? He is hoping to
sleep
with this foreign born former A list tween/teen actress who all of you
know.
She is probably B+ list at this point and just replaced an almost A+
lister
who knew the script was garbage.
Emma
Watson replacing Emma Stone in "Little Women"
412.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#9**
This A list country singer has already moved on to a new married guy.
The
wife doesn't know yet, but she soon will because the singer likes to
make
sure the wife knows.
Miranda
Lambert
413.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#10**
Speaking of country music, this permanent A list singer all of you know
has
terminal cancer but has no plans to let the world know.
414.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#11**
This former A- list "singer"/reality star got wasted drunk while out of
the
country and got herself kicked out of her hotel room by her actor
husband.
Ashlee
Simpson/Evan Ross (iHeartRadio MMVAs in Toronto)
415.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#12**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit network
show
will soon slip into obscurity when the show ends. Meanwhile, our
married
actress left her husband at home and had a meetup with a new guy at a
friend's
house. Sofía Vergara ("Modern Family")/Joe Manganiello
416.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#13**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
loaned
out his "girlfriend" to his best friend for a few hours.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Camila Morrone
(PROBABLY
Tobey Maguire)
417.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#14**
This B+ list actress/singer/reality star who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
is doing serious damage to her body from the massive amounts of diet
pills
she consumes on a daily basis. Jennifer Hudson
418.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#15**
Do you think this celebrity by relationship knows her B+ list celebrity
significant other all of you know is hooking up with a female celebrity
best
friend of the couple? I bet she thinks the whole thing is platonic and
doesn't
know about the drugs either.
April
Love/Robin Thicke/Lana Del Rey
419.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#16**
Teen Lust: This A- list mostly television actor struck gold with a long
running
network series. Since then, he has not had much luck. Apparently his
behavior
led to the cancellation of a show because the producers were tired of
dealing
with him. In his most recent series, it was canceled because he was
head
over heels for an actress who decidedly did not feel the same way. Our
actor
wouldn't stop pursuing the actress. She complained and actually quit
the
show before it was canceled just to avoid him. That led to the actor
stalking
her and showing up unannounced in front of her home and even telling
her
parents he could help her land other jobs. He would have gifts
delivered
to her house everyday. When the parents of the actress complained to
the
producers, they gave a warning to the actor but the actor kept right on
doing
it. The show was not doing that great, but it made the decision so much
easier
for the network to avoid any future liability on their part.
Actor:
Josh
Radnor
Long running network series: "How I Met Your Mother"
Cancelled show: "Mercy Street"
Recent series/actress:
"Rise"
420.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/28
We all know that this handsome middle-aged actor favours models that
are
well over half his age and some that are of questionable legality.
What’s
unique about that in Hollywood? Nothing unfortunately. Our actor,
however,
has made committed show business suicide and made enemies around town
for
muscling in on other middle-aged actors’ model girlfriends that are
half their age. ‘He stole [famous director]’s regular squeeze,’
one source tells me. ‘He kept hitting on the sidepiece of [famous
actor],’ another says. ‘Despite her informing him that she was
involved.’ It might explain why he’s been called out on his practices
before. Jared Leto (46)
421.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
This technically foreign born A list athlete outed this foreign born A
list
singer which should be interesting.
Gus
Kenworthy/Shawn Mendes ("COLTON GET OUT OF OUR ENGAGEMENT PHOTO!!!
#iHeartRadioMMVAs.")
422.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
Deaths don't mean anything in this television show. They have shown
that
in the past. Anything can be written to explain it away and bring the
character
back. I don't think we have seen the last of this former A+ list mostly
television actress from a hit network show.
Roseanne
Barr (ABC will kill off "Roseanne" in "The Connors" spin-off)
423.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
This former A+ list comedian/A list actor paid $10K to get himself on
stage
this weekend. Louis C. K.
(surprise
appearance at the Comedy Cellar in New York on Sunday night)
424.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
This supposedly happily married A list host has a huge secret he has
hidden
for decades. He is a host all of you know but no one knows about the
men
he has hooked up with over the years.
425.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#5**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor brought in someone to have sex
with
his significant other so he could watch the pair. I don't think anyone
was
expecting the result that happened.
426.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#6**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is a master of spreading fake
news.
She throws it out there in hopes it will stick. Lately it has been all
misses
for her though and then she plays the victim card.
Iggy
Azalea
427.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#7**
This A list reality star all of you know never gave up drinking or
doing
drugs while pregnant. That was definitely the wrong decision.
JWoww
("Jersey Shore")
428.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#8**
This B+ list celebrity offspring who is not even close to the most
famous
in her family has no idea her a-hole boyfriend has sex with every
groupie
who gives him the time of day. He also never asks how old anyone is so,
yes,
he has hooked up with girls who are barely old enough to be in high
school.
Noah
Cyrus/Lil Xan
429.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#9**
I guess she is a former MTV star now. She was never really big on her
particular
show. Apparently she has still not told her celebrity significant other
that
he is not the father of her unborn baby.
430.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#10**
Dear tabloids,
Stop making it seem as if this disgraced child molesting director is
taking
a vacation by choice. No one wants anything to do with him because of
the
child molesting. So, how about just calling it what it is instead of
kissing
his butt.
Enty
Woody
Allen
431.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#11**
This current A list alliterate singer is being cheated on yet again by
her
husband. I'm not sure why she continues to stick with the marriage. She
knows
about several of the affairs. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock
432.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#12**
This network thinks it can handle any push back against the hiring of
this
disgraced morning news guy. Apparently he discovered who was tipping
off
some reporters over the years about the host's harassment. That person,
also
a celebrity, is being forced out of his long time job as payback from
executives
who think the host is a good guy who has been given an unfair shake. Uh
huh.
I'm guessing one of those executives is one who once said he loved
intern
season because it was nonstop sex all summer.
Matt
Lauer/Bob
Costas (NBC)
433.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#13**
There is nothing this former A- list mostly television actress likes
more
than a child molester/rapist. She seemingly will always find a way to
support/work for them while pretending to do the opposite. At this
point
she is just a caricature of an activist.
Rose
McGowan/Asia Argento
434.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#14**
Date night last night with his long time boyfriend for this married
foreign
born closeted A+ list mostly movie actor. There is no PDA, but he has
not
been shy over the past year about doing things together in public. Hugh
Jackman
435.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#15**
Even I don't know if this foreign born A+ list singer is legally
married.
What I do know is he definitely hooked up with someone who is not his
significant
other while he has been in town.
Ed
Sheeran (Cherry Seaborn)
(Apple
Music Presents "Songwriter" With Ed Sheeran In Los Angeles)
436.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#16**
The Scapegoat: Apparently this relative took a break from madaming to
float
a new way to get the family off the hook in the eyes of the world. It
was
called find a new scapegoat. The family knew there would be lots of
questions
and the best way to make sure there were no answers was to do what
every
single murderer always wants done. Cremation. The thing is though, they
wanted
someone to blame and they have trashed the former employee again and
again
and blamed her while making themselves the victim in all of this. It is
all
just lies they create in their own insidious world.
Chris
Cornell (Vicky Karayiannis) ('Autopsy' Episode Probes Head Trauma
Theory)
437.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 08/29
It was one of the most contentious TV breakups in recent memory, so it
stands
to reason that the inevitable rebound will be equally as divisive. But
rumor
has it that an unnamed drama series is finally giving the remaining
half
of the aforementioned fizzled-but-popular romance a brand-new love
interest.
By all accounts, the incoming character, casting for which is now
underway,
is going to be a major addition to the ensemble (the words "series" and
"regular"
have been tossed around). It also sounds like this newcomer will fill a
need
that his/her predecessor could not, thus helping pave the way for a
romantic
connection. What else can we divulge about this would-be, could-be
courtship?
Hmm…. The relationship would be interracial, possibly stymied by the
new character’s own, recent breakup, and… I’ve probably said
too much! Alex Danvers ("Supergirl")
438.
DAILY
MAIL 08/29
A Premier League football club has denied that one of its star players
has
been caught on camera having a foursome with three women after the
video
went viral on social media. The explicit one-minute clip became a
social
media hit after fans shared it on Whatsapp, claiming it showed the top
footballer
- who is described as being 'a household name' - in action. But the
player's
club have denied it is him in the footage. The footballer whose name is
being
linked to the video cannot be named for legal reasons. None of the
women
in the leaked sex tape are his wife. But a source told The Daily Star:
'It
will only take a couple of idiots who have seen the footage to start
singing
about it and a terrace chant could take hold.' It is not the first sex
tape
scandal to hit a Premier League player. In 2015 a number of Leicester
City's
budding stars were filmed taking part in a vile orgy in which a local
girl
was racially abused in Bangkok. And in 2016 a former Aston Villa player
issued
a grovelling public apology after a sex tape featuring him in a trio
with
a team-mate and an unidentified woman went viral. Antonio Luna and
friend
Sergi Enrich were quickly identified by fans after the X-rated video
ended
up on social media.
439.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/29
Our traffic is exploding from our previous post, but that doesn’t mean
I’m going to forget about posting a blind item today and this one is
a good’un; I can’t give too many hints, but I want you to know
this took place in the 80’s and the 90’s. He’s one of most
iconic actors and his personal life has often received a lot of media
attention,
but there’s a huge detail often omitted by the press and it would be
perfect for the #MeToo movement. ‘It was wrong,’ says a source
exclusively to me. ‘The people around him should taken care of him and
they didn’t, and that’s how a monster crept in.’ I cannot
get the source to expand further, but they continue to hint that our
actor
was sexually abused by an father figure in the industry when he was
coming
up.
440.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 08/29
Which Real Housewife likes to dress up as a clown in the bedroom to
keep
her man happy? This Real Housewife has received a lot of abuse for
defending
her longtime boyfriend to the other ladies who just can’t understand
why she is dating him. However, what they don’t know is the he is the
boss and she will do anything to make him happy – including dressing
up in the bedroom. One night at a very boozy dinner the kinky housewife
announced
that she dressed up as a clown and also a toy solider to keep her man
sexually
happy. She confessed that he likes to be naked watching her march
around
to the ‘nutcracker’ ballet music dressed up in red pants and wearing
a tall black hat. Another fantasy that the couple engaged in is role
play
where she is wearing a clown outfit and big red nose! Dorinda
Medley ("Real
Housewives of New York City")/John Mahdessian
441.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
This permanent A list "singer" is rebelling in one of the only ways she
can.
She has been refusing to take her medication which has been causing
some
issues with her mentally and also tension with others.
Britney
Spears
442.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
Apparently this closeted A- list mostly movie actor with multiple
franchises
is taking a page from the playbook of this closeted former A+ list
tweener
when it comes to "relationships." Nothing like bringing the family to
make
it all seem real.
Chris
Pine (Nick Jonas)/Annabelle Wallis
443.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
This A- list singer has had big hits solo and in duets. She says she
fasted
for six days to make sure she looked good for an outfit at a recent
award
show.
Meghan
Trainor ( 2018 iHeartRadio MMVAs)
444.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
Speaking of that award show back in #3, this A- list reality star from
multiple
cable shows was crazy drunk while another reality star who also has
appeared
on multiple reality shows was doing lines of coke like a champ at an
after
party.
Jenni
"JWoww"
Farley/Kristin
Cavallari
445.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
This former back in the day A+ list mostly movie actor made a $1M
donation
to his church for a special dispensation that no other member of his
congregation
would be allowed.
Val
Kilmer (Christian Scientist)
446.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
This former almost A- list actress who has A list name recognition in
the
tabloid world recently bragged about a contract she says she got for
reality
television. The thing is though, she exaggerated it and is now facing
issues
when it comes to child support payments she was demanding be
maintained.
Denise
Richards ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills") (Charlie Sheen child
support)
447.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
It is no accident that this A- list mostly movie actress is making sure
stories
about her helping out an ex are being released almost every day. There
is
a movie coming out very soon and this is being used as talking points
for
interviews to get maximum attention on her.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck
("Peppermint")
448.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's another update about that first thing:
"The
Dancing Boy of Hollywood: A True Story." It's back to being a
multi-part,
or rather multi-period/setting story, set in part in the present day,
and
in part (now) in the recent past as well as back in the day. Also:
parts
of it (past, I mean) will be projected rather than performed. When I
first
thought of doing it that way - having the story of my high school
graduation
party be shown as a tape rather than performed live - I was kind of
like:
is that even a thing? So, research...Most assuredly there is "digital
theatre,"
although what a stupid term and it sounds like your average pretentious
mfa
in theater class project (nuns chanting on film or something while
small
child dismembers a doll with a kitchen knife onstage). But then I'm
like
wait no this is docudrama - epic theater, it turns out (if I had
bothered
to actually take a theater history class, I'd have known this). And
going
back to the 20s, with the works of German-born producer Erwin Piscator
in
particular, the use of other media, and especially projections, was
commonplace.
So the 1991 story as well as what happened at the death bed of this
doctor
(which I secretly filmed), at least, will appear as projected films.
449.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
The kids of this foreign born permanent A list singer/musician are
completely
out of luck now. They were still going to get some nibbles of their
father's
fortune until a recent life event. After that event, the
singer/musician
changed everything he hadn't changed over to the new wife.
Neil
Young married Daryl Hannah
450.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor has been forced to hire 24/7
security
for his family because of a stalker who wants to kill everyone in the
family
other than the actor. She thinks the actor will then be free to marry
her.
Benedict
Cumberbatch
451.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
The number one lesson in Hollywood is to never walk away from a hit
show.
I have said this from almost day one of the site. Well, this talented
actor
who stars on a hit cable show is doing just that. He thinks he is going
to
be a huge movie star and doesn't need the television thing. He is
walking
away which is going to shut the whole show down for good. That upcoming
movie
of his will be big, but he will never be A+ list.
Rami
Malek ("Mr. Robot")
(Freddie
Mercury/"Bohemian Rhapsody")
452.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#12**
My guess is this A- list east coast reality star will test positive
three
times before getting herself together long enough to stay sober as she
has
been ordered to do.
Luann
de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")
453.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#13**
Apparently this foreign born A- list three named actor went through an
an
abuse program to try to stop drinking. It worked for a long time until
he
recently fell off the wagon. He is resisting going back for treatment
because
of how awful it was the first time. Jonathon Rhys Meyers
454.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#14**
Why yes, that was the beard for this foreign born permanent A+ list
athlete
coming out of an actor's suite at that big film festival. Apparently
she
has had a crush on him a long time and took the chance to hook up with
him
after meeting at a party. The actor, a foreign born A+ list mostly
movie
actor has a significant other who was probably only expecting him to
cheat
with his frequent former co-star.
A+
list athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo
Beard: Georgina Rodríguez
Film Festival: Venice Film Festival
A+
list actor: Ryan Gosling
Significant other: Eva Mendes
Former co-star: Emma Stone
455.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#15**
I don't think this closeted foreign born A+ list singer gave his number
to
that openly gay B+ list celebrity last night because they were going to
talk
about music.
Shawn
Mendes/Tyler Oakley (Variety's Annual Power Of Young Hollywood)
456.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#16**
The Videos: This former A- list mostly television actor who all of you
know
has had some issues with the #MeToo movement. He has always been skeezy
and
I don't think anyone was shocked when women came forward with some
stories
about him or just his general a-hole behavior on almost every set he
has
worked on his adult life. He is one of those guys who likes acting for
two
reasons. Money and because he thinks it makes every woman want to have
sex
with him. Because of the issues he had last year, he installed a state
of
the art video system in his home. Every room, including bathrooms, is
wired
for sound and video. Apparently he has a dozen installed in his bedroom
alone.
Every single angle in every corner of the house is covered. He does
this,
he says for proof if anyone ever accuses him of assault or harassment.
I'm
not sure what he does when he leaves the house to protect himself, but
the
thing is, at home he says they are just for protection. A way for him
to
prove what happened. Umm, then why are you showing people the
recordings?
Do the women know you are showing them having sex? Why did you give the
password
to a few of your friends so they could watch live when you let them
know
a woman is coming over? Jeremy Piven
457.
POPBITCH
08/30
(British blog)
Which famous sportsman's kid realised they'd left their wallet at home
when
the bill came at a trendy London pub – so decided to do a rather fast
runner? Brooklyn Beckham
458.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/30
We’ve spoken about how brutal the industry can be to actors that are
losing their hair before, but this is one of the craziest stories I’ve
ever been told and it comes from a good source at a major studio.
Apparently
this A list actor, who plays a superhero, has been warned that if he
doesn’t do anything about his dying hair situation, then he’ll
be forced to wear a wig and not just on set either. I guess it’ll be
interesting to see what happens with his hair follicles.
459.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
Long time no hear from this pair, but this former reality star turned
A-
list singer in a group has plans to spend a weekend with his former
co-star
from the reality show to "write songs." The latter is not bringing his
wife
so this should be interesting. Adam Lambert/Kris Allen (Katy
O'Connell)
460.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
Pretty interesting thoughts from this B+ list celebrity offspring who
claims
that A- list singer/bad actress will never get over the offspring's
boyfriend.
Umm, she might want to rethink that statement. The A- lister has
changed
her phone number three times in the past five or six months because the
offspring's boyfriend won't leave the A- lister alone.
Hailey
Baldwin/Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
461.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
Apparently there is a new woman in this A- list reality star's life. It
has
been a torrid two weeks so that probably means the "boyfriend" is out
the
door and a new one will have to be found. The original plan was for him
to
stick around a little longer.
Kendall
Jenner/Ben Simmons
462.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
Our favorite misspelled flowering financial institution has been having
a
bad couple days. She is self medicating and acting erratically. I hope
she
isn't mixing substances because that is when she gets to a level of
manic
that is frightening for her health.
Azealia
Banks
463.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
Apparently that death of a pseudo celebrity who became more of a
celebrity
after death than he ever was during life has taken a new turn. An
employee
may be to blame for the death.
Dennis
Shields ("Real Housewives of New York City")
464.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
There is a battle going on that is much more vocal than it used to be
about
charging this former A list dual threat actor with murder. It used to
be
90/10 for no, but now it is closer to 50/50 in the DA's office.
Apparently
the only thing really holding back any charge is the case will be
really
expensive to prosecute and it is really difficult to weed out the
credible
statements and facts from people and the conspiracy stuff.
Robert
Wagner (Natalie Wood drowning)
465.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
This former A- list mostly television actress went behind the back of
her
significant other to make sure she controlled the news cycle. She felt
it
was her chance to be the person everyone spoke to and about and
wouldn't
have to share the "title," so to speak.
Meghan
(Markle), Duchess of Sussex/Prince Harry
466.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
A Dancing Boy Blind: Another day, another random d/l discovery: my
other
first year college roommate - known at the time for setting the next
door
kid's bed and belongings and nearly the building on fire (no, not very
original,
or especially funny); the first one was the one who introduced me to
the
cellist, and subsequently died of an o/d. It appears he married a
Muslim
woman and converted to Islam. Wonder what he'll think of the dancing
boy
saga...
Cellist
blind item
467.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
I would give this former actor about a week before he ends up back in
jail.
I am shocked after what he did in the past and what he has said to his
friends
as of late that anyone is going to let him out.
Gérard
Depardieu rape of a 22 year old French actress
468.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
This former A list mostly movie actress was hoping her franchise would
resurrect
her waning career. It hasn't. The sequel didn't do as well and she is
now
cheating on her significant other with a producer to try and get
another
big role.
Amanda
Seyfried/Thomas Sadoski ("Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again")
469.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#11**
This mogul for so long is having a tough time moguling because of all
the
sexual assault charges. With his ex, also desperate for money, the
mogul
has been selling off possessions to pay her bills and his legal
fees/settlements.
Russell
Simmons/Kimora Lee Simmons
470.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#12**
I think this A- list mostly television actress is going to regret her
decision
to leave the hit show which brought her career back to life. She wanted
way
more money than anyone was willing to pay, so she walked.
Emmy
Rossum ("Shameless")
471.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#13**
It really freaks me out that the long time tween show producer used to
make
all of the female tweens and teens watch a certain movie with him and
now
one of his favorites is paying permanent homage to that movie.
Dan
Schneider/Ariana Grande ("Spirited Away")
472.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#14**
With an age of consent of 14, this foreign born A list mostly movie
actor
has been more disgusting than usual the past few days while promoting a
movie.
Henry
Cavill ("Mission: Impossible – Fallout")
(Beijing,
China age of consent)
473.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#15**
Apparently there was not a role for his wife as he led her to believe,
which
is one of the reasons this A- list dual threat actor bailed on a film.
Alec
Baldwin/Hilaria Baldwin ("Joker")
474.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#16**
No Happily Ever After - Kind Of Old Hollywood: This is not super Old
Hollywood.
If it involves television, than maybe it just back back in the day
rather
than Old Hollywood. She was definitely popular through her tween and
teen
years but those were also the years that she blamed for ruing the rest
of
her life and every relationship she had. It also left her childless.
She
got her big break when she was 11 or 12. Right in the tween sweet spot.
She
came in as a replacement on one of the biggest daytime shows in
television.
It was a television show which the studio used more for pleasing
investors
than any real money from advertisers on the show. For two years, our
actress
was passed around to older men as a way to get them to invest in the
bigger
company which was going through a financial squeeze because of a very
very
very big investment. At that time, it had yet to pay off like it has
today.
She was just one of the dozen or so that were passed around. The main
star
was the only one who was not passed around because she was the personal
play
toy of the man everyone called by one name. He made sure through her
good
and bad years that she worked as much as she wanted and he provided her
six
figure checks twice a year to help her live her best life. Anyway, back
to
the subject of her blind. One of the men brutally raped and beat her
because
he said she wasn't trying her best. Umm, she was 13 maybe at that time
and
he was probably 50. He beat her so badly that she was fired from the
show
and suffered damage to her body that wouldn't ever allow her to have
kids.
Fast forward a few years. She was probably 15 at that time and was on
another
hit show. This time there were no men passing her around. She loved
being
on the show. It was also at that time she got introduced to a permanent
A+++
lister. He always liked his girlfriends young. He must have been in his
mid
to late 20's and was at that point an A lister. He saw her on the show
and
the next thing you know they were together. They split though when he
found
out she had been raped. He considered her damaged goods. He also
started
talking about it to other industry friends and within a couple years
when
her run on the show ended, she couldn't get any more work and she never
really
acted again.
Actress:
Cheryl Holdridge
Daytime show: "The Mickey Mouse Club"
Another hit show: "Leave It To Beaver"
A+++lister: Elvis Presley
Main star: Annette Funicello
475.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/31
She’s one of the biggest actresses on the face of the planet, a huge
favorite of men and women alike, and has always had a firm non-nudity
clause
in her contract, but our GL sources tell me that not only does she test
the
nudity waters in an upcoming flick, but she’s also now open to the
idea.
I guess that very subtle breast work (not a boob job) is paying off.
This
could be big news in the tabloids. Emma Stone
476.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
Apparently this permanent A+ list musician has also discovered the
world
of online troll hiring. In his case though, he didn't hire them to
troll
disgruntled members of the public. He hired them to go after a family
member.
Guns
N' Roses guitarist Slash divorcing Perla Ferrara/Slash's girlfriend
Meegan
Hodges
477.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
Apparently this closeted A+ list athlete who does do the beard thing is
working
on a project with his boyfriend that allows them to spend a ton of time
together
without having to sneak around. They are just right there in the open.
It
works because the boyfriend is also closeted so they keep each other's
secrets.
Aaron Rodgers
478.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#3**
This A- list mostly television actress who has been on some very hit
television
shows is on a decently good cable show now. She recently made some
controversial
positive statements about a group all of you know and was rewarded by
moving
up a big notch in the group.
Jenna
Elfman (Scientology) ("Dharma & Greg") ("Fear the Walking
Dead")
479.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#4**
The drug use even cost this foreign born A list rapper one of her long
time
best friends/employees who just couldn't handle the nonstop abuse from
the
rapper.
Nicki
Minaj (hair stylist Kim Kimble)
480.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#5**
As I wrote here several months ago, one of the reasons this A+ list
mostly
movie actor took a role in an ensemble movie was for the chance to hook
up
with this foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award
winner/nominee. Apparently the husband of the actress got wind of this
and
has tried to be around as often as he can. Probably not often enough.
Brad
Pitt/Margot Robbie/Tom Ackerley ("Once Upon a Time In
Hollywood")
481.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor has now dropped to B list. He is
an
Academy Award winner/nominee which was not all that long ago. He has
spent
most of the tens of millions of dollars he earned and lives role to
role
at this point. The roles don't pay what they used to though and he has
an
entirely different kind of look for which there is not much demand.
Mickey
Rourke
482.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#7**
In the latest installment of the seemingly never-ending saga of a
certain
singer's family, the situation is becoming laughable. One family
member's
social media gibberish is the usual, but allegedly this person is now
blabbing
to conspiracy theorists too. One of the conspiracy theorists allegedly
leaked
information to another, who then passed it to another, which resulted
in
public claims being made that have not been substantiated. Oops. The
sad
part is that these people don't care if information is inaccurate, as
long
as it continues to substantiate their version of things.
Chris
Cornell was the main financial backer for a documentary "The Silent
Children",
about child sex trafficking. After he died, the project was cancelled.
Chester
Bennington was going to appear in the documentary. His band Linkin Park
was
going to contribute music.
483.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#8**
This permanent A++ list celebrity is working with her favorite child to
hide
the cost from the public of a soon to be huge wedding that has gone
ridiculously
overboard in cost and is currently to or three times the cost of a not
that
long ago much more popular wedding.
A++
celebrity: Queen Elizabeth II
Favorite Child: Prince Andrew, Duke of York
Wedding: Princess Eugenie of York/Jack Brooksbank
Popular wedding: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex/Meghan (Markle), Duchess
of
Sussex
484.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#9**
Word is that this foreign born A+ list celebrity is pregnant/using a
surrogate
again (whichever version to which you think she subscribes) because it
gets
her out of the boring things and allows her to pick and choose the fun
things
she wants to attend.
Amal
Clooney
485.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#10**
Left out of the explanation of this former actress turned A list singer
about
her now boyfriend is that their first kiss happened right after he hung
up
the phone with his girlfriend at the time. Kind of changes the whole
tenor
of the story when you hear it that way. He has said it that way which
is
how it came out. He bragged to his friends about how it happened.
Ariana
Grande/Pete
Davidson/Larry
David’s daughter Cazzie David
486.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#11**
This now former MTV reality star knows if his offspring are allowed to
interact
with adults or even kids outside the family, there is a strong
possibility
they will talk about being molested by the former star. Therefore, he
keeps
them on a very tight leash.
Jenelle
Evans/David (Uncle Bad Touch) Eason (removed his 11 year old daughter
from
public school to homeschool)
487.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#12**
This foreign born vowel loving singer/rapper who sounds a lot like
another
singer/rapper has come to the realization that she has burned far too
many
bridges at this point to succeed in her chosen career. She has also
burned
too many bridges to succeed in other ways she used to earn a great deal
of
money. If she is smart, she will do a mea culpa and start building
those
bridges back or she will be lucky to get enough work to even make a
living.
Iggy
Azalea music and yachting (Azealia Banks)
488.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#13**
Things are going from bad to worse for this former one season wonder
who
crashed and burned her way out of any of the spinoffs or other network
alternatives for her ilk. This week at a big event, she was kicked out
after
being caught using coke. This was a big event and not the type you want
to
be booted from.
Corinne
Olympios (KarlLagerfeldxKaiaGerber launch event)
489.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#14**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is married. He has been married for a
long
time. He comes from an acting family and now has two children with his
mistress.
490.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#15**
Everyone just laughed nervously and nodded a lot while dealing with
this
permanent A+ list singer from a singing family at an event. She was so
far
out of it, no one had any idea what she was saying. She was in her own
world
and then back in the present and was making horribly off color jokes
and
comments to people which was really making people uncomfortable.
Janet
Jackson received the Icon Award at Broadcast Music, Inc.'s
R&B/Hip-Hop
Awards
491.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#16**
Unholy Hatred: Back in the day, the music biz was a lot different than
it
is now. Rock bands could start in someone's garage or basement and with
some
luck and talent, get famous overnight. Unscrupulous managers and record
labels
often roped these hungry musicians into fine print contracts which made
promises
of money and gave lots of perks. The perks were often women, drugs, and
the
trappings of fame. What many of the bands didn't realize was that they
were
actually paying for this excess, to the tune of tens of thousands of
dollars
in debt to managers and record companies. Only a few really savvy
musicians
didn't fall into that trap, and today's blind is about one of them. Our
musician
was a child prodigy and extremely talented in his genre. We'll call him
Mr.
R. He joined forces with another legendary musician and formed a band
that
was critically acclaimed in their time, but may not be so much on the
radar
of younger people now. Mr. R was not only a creative force in this
band,
but was also the brains behind their finances. Mr. R's grandfather was
a
shrewd immigrant store owner who taught Mr. R accounting and
bookkeeping
when he was young. Mr. R would often visit his grandfather's store and
sit
with him as he went over his ledger books, while his grandfather taught
him
the basics of running a business. Turns out that not only was Mr. R
musically
gifted, but he also had a photographic memory for numbers. This was
indeed
a valuable skill and even landed Mr. R a part time bank teller job as a
teenager
in his town, which was unheard of at the time. Mr. R's bandmates were
also
a dynamic individuals as well. The most noteable of them I'll call Mr.
J.
Mr. J also came from a hardscrabble immigrant background and had been
trying
to make it in the music business for years when he met and joined
forces
with Mr. R. Together they knew they had a genius combination of talent
and
would be a huge success in the rock n' roll world. Not only was Mr. R a
gifted
musician, he was also ahead of his time in terms of marketing and
branding.
Mr. R also understood that merchandising was also going to be an
important
part of the business, which netted the band a lot of money in the
future.
In addition, he designed an innovative business plan for the band while
keeping
a tight fist on the band's finances. The band did indeed become very
successful
and was also critically praised for some of their work. The problem is
that
over time, Mr. J became insanely jealous and resentful of Mr. R's
talents
and financial savvy. Mr. J complained to anyone who would listen that
Mr.
R was exerting too much control over the band's business and financial
matters.
The sad part is that thanks to our musician, Mr. J was very wealthy and
had
been for the most part protected from predatory managers and contracts
due
to Mr. R's shrewd business practices. What had also helped was that Mr.
R
had met an infamous billionaire who gave him a lot of valuable
financial
advice that he was able to implement in managing the band's finances.
This
did not matter to Mr. J though, because he was too blinded by his own
ego,
too many drugs and just greed in general to appreciate the work that
Mr.
R had done. This irrational jealousy towards Mr. R eventually boiled
over
in an extreme way when Mr. J physically attacked him and almost killed
him
while they were on tour. It was at this point that Mr. R decided to
leave
the band, which he did and never looked back. The band continued on in
various
incarnations, doing well for a number of years more. What isn't widely
known
is that Mr. R's savvy business acumen also protected his financial
interests
AFTER he left the band as well. Mr. J was livid when he realized that
not
only were Mr. R's interests totally protected in their financials, but
they
were also irrevocable. This meant that Mr. J could not cut Mr. R out of
any
future profits from his past work with the band. Of course Mr. J spent
innumerable hours with lawyers and accountants trying to find loopholes
which
could be used to eliminate Mr. R's piece of the revenue stream from his
past
work, but it could not be done. The financials were brilliantly
structured,
similarly to an irrevocable Trust - the infamous billionaire's advice
had
clearly been put to good use. All the band members shared equal parts
of
the money, and if one of them died, then a portion of their money would
go
to their surviving relatives and the other portion would revert back to
the
surviving band members. Once all the band members were dead, then the
money
would go into a Trust-like entity which would pay out monies to
surviving
descendants in perpetuity. This was ironclad and Mr. J was enraged that
it
could not be changed to steal monies from Mr. R that he was
legitimately
entitled to. Mr. J harbored his extreme hatred of Mr. R for years about
this,
even though Mr. R's savvy business dealings helped make Mr. J a
millionaire
many times over. When there was a later phase in Mr. J's career in
which
he was extremely successful both commercially and critically, he was
unable
to enjoy that fully due to his rage. This is because Mr. R had
contributed
several of the ideas for the project many years before, and had
carefully
documented them. And because of that, Mr. J's lawyers had no choice but
to
write Mr. R a big fat check. The sad part is that not too long after,
Mr.
R was found violently murdered in his home. The murder has never been
solved,
and since Mr. R never married or had children, his piece of the band's
earnings
finally reverted back to the band and Mr. J.
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