NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

This A list singer enjoys her drugs. I'm not sure at this point she could go even a day or two without them. So, what to do when traveling to a country that is anything but drug friendly? Make it part of your "meet and greet," that the person you are meeting supplies you with some. Katy Perry (Abu Dhabi Capital of the United Arab Emirates)

I feel like for the past month, this former tween actor/singer with the name he can't shake as an adult has been trying to convince the world how straight he is. I think that is because one of his exes is about to come out and explain to the world that the B/B+ lister enjoys men more than women. Shad "Bow Wow" Moss

This B list host/reality star/singer is going to look like crap when many others start slamming her still husband for sexually exploiting and abusing them when they were in their early to mid-teens. Don't even get me started about what he did when they were legal. Tamar Braxton/Vince Herbert

Back in the 70's European royalty was kind of a mess. I blame drugs. And not having to ever get a job. Anyway, a princess in Europe married a guy from a country nowhere near Europe. They produced a child who decided the US university system was his chance to make as much money as possible selling drugs to as many students as possible. Later in life he got married to a woman who preferred not to be monogamous. That woman was the downfall of the indie rock darling couple/group when the male in the group decided he would rather have sex with her than be married or play music.
Princess in Europe: Princess Christina of the Netherlands
Husband: Jorge Pérez y Guillermo
Child/his wife: Bernardo Guillermo/Eva Prinz
Indie rock darling couple/group: Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon ("Sonic Youth")

You know, I write far too frequently about this B list model/celebrity offspring of barely there celebrities who is not named Hailey Baldwin. Anyway, this B lister hooks up with her foreign born A list singer ex whenever he is in the mood. She also has been passed around by him to others he owes favors to or wants to work with. She lets herself be named as a name of someone who is dating this foreign born A list singer/rapper even though she isn't, just because she thinks it makes her sound good. Her most recent bad decision was pretending she had a threesome that included a man and this closeted NFL A lister. The only threesome she would have been having with that pair is watching. They wouldn't have even noticed her.

B list model/celebrity offspring: Bella Hadid (Yolanda Hadid, Mohamed Hadid)
Foreign born A list singer ex: The Weeknd
Foreign born A list singer/rapper: Drake
Closeted NFL A lister: Odell Beckham Jr.

Showing how much he cares for his supposed love of his life, this former A+ list tweener brought another woman with him on vacation to sleep with at night while his A-/B+ list singer girlfriend partied all night with her drugs. Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber

This former A list comic/reality star/host/part-time actress really thinks she is going to be invited back to a long time gig she hosted. Despite the failings of her replacement, she just doesn't stand a chance. It will crush her. She has no support from anyone in a position to get her old job back. They just worry about themselves and no one else. Kathy Griffin/Andy Cohen ("New Year’s Eve" on CNN with Anderson Cooper)

This foreign born A+ list athlete who plays one of the minor major sports and has vowels beginning his first and last name was set up by an organization from his country. They busted him having sex with a 14 year old teen they had arranged to introduce him to. Now, he is helping the organization and really causing havoc with sports gamblers in this winter sport. Alex Ovechkin (Washington Capitals/National Hockey League) ("PutinTeam")

This former A+ list reality star might actually get married but right now she picked up $50K for advertising a place to get jewelry. Money means more to her than anything else. Paris Hilton/Chris Zylka
(celebrity jeweler Michael Greene)

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#10**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is basically all action movies right now had a poker party while out of the country with his latest girlfriend. He made her orally service every member of the poker party. His last girlfriend walked multiple times when he tried to make her do that. Gerard Butler/Morgan Brown (dating Liev Schreiber in May) (Madalina Diana Ghenea)

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#11**
So, apparently if you keep all the secrets you know in house about all the sexual harassment and assault, you not only get promoted, but thanks from the deviant too. Hoda Kotb (replacing Matt Lauer on "Today")

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#12**
The soon to be husband of this on again off again Bravo reality star is far more interested in sleeping with the daughter of the reality star, but the mom has the money. Danielle Staub/Marty Caffrey ("Real Housewives of New Jersey") (Christine Staub born 1994 and Jillian Staub born 1998)

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#13**
The Real List: Several months ago I wrote a blind item which I revealed stating that this back in the day A list teen actor had been compromised. The always in need of cash to support his Hugh Hefner wannabe lifestyle, the former actor took a very large payment in return for always staying silent. What he was allowed to do and even encouraged to do was keep up the noise and pretend he was going to do a huge expose. With the help of his benefactors he did compile a list of absolute nobodies. Although they were nobodies, they did do damage to kids growing up. There is one actor they messed up so badly that he didn't work for almost two decades. He basically earned a living from his wife's salary and the gay porn he did. It is only this year that he finally is doing legit mainstream work again and is also getting his revenge against the A list producer from that movie who looked the other way. That producer made tens of millions from a very hit pay cable show which later became a movie while tossing away the actor as a cost of doing business. Anyway, it shows that nobodies cause hurt and pain and even lead people to commit suicide. What they don't have is the money to make things right for the people that are hurt. Because the former teen actor won't come through with the goods, I will. I have shared a few via blind item, but over the past few weeks I have spoken to someone who knows the names. The person I spoke to, knew that the former teen actor was full of crap with his list because the person I spoke to has first hand knowledge of the biggest abusers of that time. Their relative was at the center of it all.

Messed up actor: Stephen Geoffreys
Compromised Former Teen Actor: Cory Feldman

#1 - This horror director was A+ list. Whether you were male or female, you were going to have to have sex with him for any part other than a lead. If you were out of your teens, don't even bother to apply. If you were over 18, then you didn't make the cut for many of his earlier movies.

#2 - This foreign born horror director has hundreds of audition tapes which mainly involve young boys and girls undressing while he asks them a series of sexual questions. He always asks basically the same questions and always tries to get them undressed. His most recent wife left him recently when she discovered the trove. He wrote her a massive check to keep her from going to the authorities. In that trove are at least five or six A+ listers who were unknowns back when they were abused.#3 - This permanent A list mostly movie director raped a series of teen boys who were auditioning for a a movie starring 95% men. His check to keep everything quiet was by far the largest. Joel Schumacher ("Lost Boys"); Francis Ford Coppola ("The Outsiders")

#3 - This permanent A list mostly movie director raped a series of teen boys who were auditioning for a a movie starring 95% men. His check to keep everything quiet was by far the largest.

14. MR. X 01/03
What comic who had a pretty rough 2017 is rumored to be a surprise presenter for at least one of the big award shows this year? She's allegedly talking to that actor who impersonates a politician to present with her. If he's not available, she's been also talking to that one named legendary singer who she's friends with to co-present and maybe the actor will pre-tape something to "interact" with the two ladies. Kathy Griffin/Alec Baldwin/Cher ("Golden Globes")

This A list model with the alliteration for a name tried to extend the olive branch during a recent life event for an A list singer. Shot down. No response, no nothing from the singer. Hey, the model gave it her best shot so of course she is going to take a couple of digs at the singer. The singer holds a grudge longer than anyone ever. You now what though? It was the singer's fault. She told the model to act a certain way and when she did, the singer got testy. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift

So far, this rapper and his A list initialed A list rapper girlfriend have been pushing back against reports he got someone pregnant while dating. It looks like the total is not just one other woman, but two. So far. Is there something that prevents condom use when you are famous and in a relationship? Cardi B/Offset

The drug use is real. The violence is real. Somehow though, despite those two factors, fame and being famous and keeping a reality show seems to be the most important factor in the relationship of these two people in the record industry who are married and have a reality show. They actually had sex within the past 72 hours which just blows my mind. Tamar Braxton/Vince Herbert

The widow is always rushing to court to get anyone she sees more than once in her day a restraining order. She is paranoid that all of these people are following her to find out what she is hiding. She is right, some of them are. She should be equally as afraid of the people the A+ lister has following her to make sure she isn't talking to anyone she shouldn't be. Did I tell you about the guy that was hired to film her for her potential show and she lost her mind at him? She went on a rampage because she thought he installed secret cameras in her house and hired a company to come look for them while she made the crew watch. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)/David Geffen

I previously told you that this B+ list rapper dating the one named A-/B+ list singer would drag him down with her into his drug use. He specializes in getting women hooked on drugs and then passing them around like party favors. He has the one named singer doing lines of coke almost every waking hour while he cheats on her and uses her for his own gain. G-Easy/Halsey

This foreign born still one hit wonder apparently is hooking up with this alt right guy who has been in the news more this past year for who has punched him and arrested him than anything else. This would win the 2018 strangest coupling and it is only three days in.

I am just going to leave this tip as is from the source, just because it seems perfect as is. I had just moved to L.A. for a new advertising gig. This was back in 2010 or so. I was put on a packaged food account and sold a fun campaign that was basically one big snark on the Harriet Homemaker type. I figured it was going to be a fun shoot since shooting comedy always is, right? It got even more fun when we managed to snag a very kind and down to earth actress/comedian as the star of the spots. She'd been on a show on a cable show that I found hilarious but the reason people were really excited was she'd just been in an girl-ensemble comedy film that was a box office success so it was a big deal. What was even a bigger deal was who we got to direct it. Now this person was a big deal in that A, he makes great movies and B, is a seriously loose cannon. We know this because of some leaked audio of him yelling at a comedian during a filming of one of his other films. Somehow we decided to roll the dice and ride the crazy train. The first thing I noticed that was off about him was the fact he wore the same seersucker suit every day. For weeks. From the pre-production to the day of shoot. It got more bedraggled as it went along. He had seriously manic energy and the crazy vibe was so strong. He cost his production company about ten grand during one day because he sat in his SUV talking on his cell phone and eating a bowl of cereal an hour into our shoot time. Our producer just about blew out a lung yelling at the production company's producer. During the shoot the only person he treated with respect was the actress/comedian. The other people who were in the spot were "regular actors." He belittled them, would rhetorically ask them if they really wanted to act for a living and he wasn't getting what they wanted. The vibe was just negative all around and everyone was walking on eggshells. Now so far it's child's play. Here's the interesting part. At one point on a break, we've almost wrapped the shoot. He goes over to where our clients are sitting, to chat with them. At one point, he asks the woman if he can speak to her in private. Before we know it, he's pulled her up from her chair and pushed her into a closet. I remember his producer trying to go in with them but he was having none of it. A few minutes later, they come out, she's flustered and he's back on set. The client is so flustered she's wanting a drink and demands one. She insists and doesn't care about rules of drinking on set and a runner is sent out for wine. What we discovered later-- and this is where it's really disturbing, is that he violated her. But not in the way you'd think. What he did was, he apparently had a pair of tweezers in his pocket, pulled them out and plucked out one of her nose hairs. Apparently, it had been bugging him. What's even more surprising I remember, is that when we told his long-time editor who was cutting our spots what had happened, she looked at us in disbelief for a moment and then said "That's all that happened? Man he must have really been trying to behave himself." Oh yeah, and in what came as a shock to no one, shortly after the campaign ran we lost the account. The client was unhappy with us already; the experience with the director just put the final nail in the coffin.

Commercial: Hillshire Farm "Go Meat!"
Actress/comedian: Wendi McLendon-Covey
Cable show: "Reno 911"
Girl-ensemble comedy film: "Bridesmaids"

Director: David O. Russell
Actress he yelled at in other film: Lily Tomlin ("I Heart Huckabees")

This 16 year old at the time says she was sexually assaulted on an almost daily basis by this A/A- list mostly movie actor in an acting family while on the set of this movie from not that long ago. She says she complained to not only the producers, but also to this A- list mostly movie actress she was working with on the movie who told her she had to deal with the same things when she was the age of the 16 year old. Her advice was just to try and avoid it but if you couldn't, then to get each time over with as quickly as possible and focus on your career. Definitely sounds like the advice who married a predator.
Actress: Zoey King
A/A- list actor: James Franco
A- list actress: Kate Winslet
Movie: "Zeroville" filmed in 2014

He is an A list producer with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations. He cheats on his faith based movie producer wife all of the time. The wife says she has sex with Jesus on a daily basis. So, yeah, this family is a mess. Gil Netter/Lani Netter

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#10**
I suppose when this foreign born A list dual threat actor saw his bank accounts were several million dollars less than they should have been, that perhaps he understood his wife was not really interested in love, but enriching her own accounts. That money has already moved several steps thanks to her long time lover. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#11**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is married. She recently wrote a very large check to a woman who claims she was harassed by the husband of the actress. Can't have that coming out right now with all of the things the actress has been preaching. I notice she didn't file for divorce or anything either. She is just rug sweeping. Reese Witherspoon/Jim Toth

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#12**
The Graves: Slightly over three decades ago, there was a meeting on a yacht in the Med. A very important meeting. Things were dire and the whole escapade was crumbling and was going to leave some very important people with some very public egg on their face. Attending the meeting were several world leaders, two of the richest people in the world, and several others, all of whom who were being catered to by a group of teens from the country of one of the world leaders. The focus of their discussion was half a world away. To see what they were discussing, we need to take a step back. In the late 1960's and early 1970's, G was one of the wealthiest men in the world. Although he could have any one in the world to have sex with, G enjoyed the company of young girls. Very very young girls. Under 10 was his preferred. He imported the girls from a foreign country and housed them in the annex of his home which he reached via an underground tunnel. The girls were supplied by a very close friend of his who we will call M. It turns out M also had a love of young girls and provided them to other people like G all over the world. In return, M was protected in power and also enriched himself personally from these men who gave him gifts of not only cash, but also paintings by the masters and so much more. They also arranged for other governments to prop his up in the face of rebellion. When G died, things started to go downhill. Although one of his children (J) also was a fan of the young girls and availed himself frequently, he also ended up taking things too far and some of the girls ended up dead. J also had some big drug issues and was not of the same caliber connection wise that G had been. J was also under a great deal of pressure from siblings and bankers to do something with the annex to the house. The same annex where the young girls were located. Fast forward a few years. The same men in power like G that had helped prop up M were all dying off. They were being replaced by other men who had their focus on other areas of the world. All too often they didn't care about young girls and had other vices that they could fulfill from other dictators. The problem was what to do about all the girls all over the world that were in place or dead? That was the purpose of the meeting on the yacht. What was decided was everyone who had a girl in their possession could keep them in place but could never let them go. If they wanted them killed, they could send them to J and he would make arrangements to kill them. In total, about 50 of these girls were killed. They were dumped beneath the foundation of an addition to the annex which was built several miles from the original annex. If you ever want to know why a hit was never put out on the spouse of M or any of his own kids it is because that meeting on the yacht was recorded both via audio and video and M made sure that everyone knows she has a copy of them. She also made it known that if she, or her kids were to die, that the recordings would be released. M's spouse is very old so people are worried that she has not made any plans to not release it when she dies. Apparently this recording discusses many world leaders and titans of industry who all had their own young boys or girls from this country they abused. Oh, and just so you know, this will be revealed. This is too important to not be revealed.

G: J. Paul Getty
M: Ferdinand Marcos (President of the Philippines) (art collection)
Spouse: Imelda Marcos
J: John Paul Getty Jr.

"Getty Center"/"Getty Center Monorail"

A couple of weeks ago I told you about this former A list NFL player who is a serial cheater. I have been telling you about him for awhile. He was trying to get back together with the mother of his kids while also having sex with that part-time online actress/part-time yachter who used to be with the former A+ list singer. I told you he was cheating on her with yet another person, I just didn't know that other person is underage. Apparently she was not the only underage girl he is trying to hook up with too. Victor Cruz/Elaina Watley/Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)

KINDNESS: This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer was out to dinner with his less famous sibling. A young woman approached the table and told the more famous sibling about her health condition. The more famous sibling shares that health condition and spent a good 20 minutes just being a really nice guy as they commiserated over living with the illness for their whole lives before taking a bunch of pictures. Nick Jonas (Joe Jonas) (type 1 diabetes)

This A- list British mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee says she for one was happy to have sex with a couple of producers when her career was just beginning. She says she has a career because of it that is A list and that a British contemporary of hers who refused to sleep with producers has been forced to move to a non English speaking country just to land parts. Most of you know the latter actress but not the same way you know the other actress.

This former A+ list tweener who needed the whole family to get to A+ list is not dating this permanent A list mostly movie actress. Oh, don't get me wrong. She likes them young and you can ask her daughter's boyfriends about that. The thing is though, she also likes them to be into her and that former A+ lister is about 180 degrees from that. Nick Jonas/Demi Moore

Caught up in a world of drugs and sex and foreign travel, this A+ list celebrity/mogul who is richer than rich has fallen right back in the web of this A- list mostly movie actress who somehow managed to get the mogul to invest $300K into a non existent business of the girlfriend of the actress. This is an incredible long con the actress is running. Elon Musk/Amber Heard/Tasya van Ree

I had no idea this B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was getting married. When I saw her just a few weeks ago at a party she was sucking face with someone who is definitely not her new spouse. Ellen Page/Emma Portner

Apparently the marriage of this former A list teen mostly movie actor is on the rocks because he can't stop trying to hit on women who are all over his social media now. I wonder how this all fits in with his current campaign. I'm sure his wife would love knowing about the woman he hooked up with last week. Don't even get me started on the women a close family member is having sex with only wanted to help and now are being used. Corey Feldman/Courtney Anne Mitchell ("TRUTH Campaign Pt 2: The Sequel")

These two former co-stars from a long long long running network show have an interesting history. One is an A list mostly television actor who has his own show now. The other is a foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress. Our actor is married, but our actress is not. For many years the co-stars have been carrying on a torrid affair. Obviously this was made easier when they worked together. At one point a few years ago, our actress was dumped by her boyfriend when she got pregnant by the actor. When she told the actor he went on a bit of out of control spree and was not nice to the actress. Things became so tense that she walked from the show. At some point she miscarried. Fast forward and he is still married and she is single. He has not trouble finding work and she has a lot of trouble finding the same level work. They kept in touch and even though he has a wife who watches his every move, somehow managed to connect with the actress multiple times. Once again, she got pregnant. This time he was going to leave his wife, but once again chickened out and our actress once again miscarried. She really needs to move on from the guy. As much as others would like to see them together and as miserable as his marriage is and for everyone involved in it, the whole thing just seems toxic.
Actor: Michael Weatherly (Bojana Jankovic)
Actress: Cote de Pablo (Diego Serrano)
Show: "NCIS"
New show: "Bull"

So, let me get this straight. This female A list athlete cheated on her significant other with a fellow athlete who was cheating on his significant other and neither lost any kind of sponsorship deals. Fast forward and our female A lister has a chance to make a few bucks and get the kind of publicity she has not had in ages. All she has to do is make out with A fellow A list athlete because you know he is never in a million years actually going to have sex with her. He found the perfect beard. Someone who cares way more about fame than anything else. Danica Patrick/Ricky Stenhouse Jr./Aaron Rodgers

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#10**
The good news for this Housewife about being reinstated is that she has moved from a by the hour price to a by the night price. Baby steps. Danielle Staub ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#11**
This is what happens when you let your boyfriend manage you. This A+ list singer was offered $1M for an hour performance at a private party. The boyfriend turned it down because it was for a single Russian oligarch and he was afraid the singer would leave him for the oligarch. Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#12**
This closeted NBA player who does his best to find a beard got orally serviced by another guy at his NYE party. Blake Griffin

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#13**
It all began unraveling a little over two decades ago. His carefully constructed facade crumbled under the revelation that this permanent A+ list singer had multiple sexual relationships with girls as young as 9. It was the early 90's and he was working on of all things a children's record. It was not his record, but a female singer/songwriter who probably reached a peak of A- list in her career. For the most part, the female singer was a B lister. She did get a top 10 single on the top 200 and a number one on one of the specialized Billboard charts. She wanted to make a children's record to give her young child something to listen to. It was a nice touch. Anyway, she was working with the A+ lister on the record and he wanted to make a video. So, some kids and their parents were invited to make the video. One of the parents that was at the video was 21 years old. With her was her 7 year old daughter. The father of that 7 year old? The A+ list singer. Yes, that means he impregnated a 14 year old. She was not the only teen he has ever impregnated. There are rumors that there are over a dozen teens he got pregnant through his decades long career. Usually our singer would brush these kinds of things off and send a team of his lawyers swarming over any teen who tried to cause a fuss in the media. This was not the 70's though. This was this early to mid 90's and it was the late 1980's when he got that particular teen pregnant. The other difference was that the wife of the A+ lister was present when the 21 year old confronted the singer. This was the first time she ever met one of these women. She had heard rumors of their existence but the singer had always blown them off. The fight that occurred in that studio that day was epic. Apparently much of it was caught on tape. That tape was the death knell for any possible graceful exit for the A+ lister. The wife of the A+ lister then hired someone to break into the safe of the A+ lister. Inside were hours and hours of tapes dating back to the late 1960's/early 1970's of the singer and various teens having sex. There were VHS tapes and reel to reel films. In the safe were documents related to pregnancies of teens and settlements paid. It was a treasure trove of documents and proof. The wife told the mom/singer who had simply just been making a record for kids. That mom/singer was crushed. She had looked up to the A+ list singer. She turned to a friend of hers who was also a singer (B) and told her what had happened. Apparently B knew about the A+ list singer and B said that a very close relative of hers was the same way back in the day. That relative, C, is also a permanent A+ lister and for a decade never had sex with anyone over 18, except for his wife. His philosophy was that he became a rock star to have sex with groupies. Very young groupies. Going back to our A+ lister, he ended up getting divorced and didn't say a peep about the terms or the amount. He couldn't. His now ex-wife did try and find all the teens that had been impregnated by the singer and gave them each $1M. His settlements with them had been for $25K-50K each. As for the child porn collection? The now ex-wife gave it to her lawyer and so it will remain until after the death of the A+ lister. As for the singer/mom? She basically killed herself. She couldn't handle the fact she had looked up to the A+ lister and had worked with him and brought her own kid(s) around him.
A+ list singer: James Taylor
Singer/Songwriter: Nicolette Larson
Album: "Sleep, Baby, Sleep"
B: Astrid Young
C: Neil Young
Ex-wife of A+ lister: Kathryn Walker

Much like the person she was replaced with last year, this permanent A list singer solo and in a group doesn't care about politics behind the check she is getting, only that it is large enough to pay her fee. If her fans think she will say something, they are very wrong. Lady Gaga replaced Beyoncé at Coachella 2017

This flash in the pan A list one hit wonder turned music and publishing executive always wanted to keep performing. He did not get along with the legendary one named permanent A list singer so she made his life miserable the last two decades of his life. If they were ever in the same room, she would say horrible things about him and, in my opinion, eventually caused him to kill himself last year. Tommy Page

This height challenged A list comic/actor is cheating on his wife again. It is with someone he used to hook up with a couple of years ago who he thought was much more discreet. Kevin Hart

This A+/A list mostly movie actress/sometime director has a 14 page list of demands for the producers of the Golden Globes.
Angelina Jolie (Jennifer Aniston will also be in attendance)

This A+ list director/producer just found a new way to work with and audition children on a daily basis. We should all be worried. Dan Schneider ("The Adventures of Kid Danger")

This B+ list mostly movie actress who lives off her long long running movie franchise proved once again that if there is enough quantity and quality of the coke being offered that she is willing to waive her no guys policy and hook up with men. There might have been some cash switching hands too, although with this group, she just likes to stay on their good side. Michelle Rodriguez ("The Fast and the Furious")

The husband of this celebrity chef had to have a testicle removed after a sex game gone wrong with a BDSM escort he hired for the night while his wife was out of town. That would be a tough conversation to have when the wife got home. Rachael Ray/John Cusimano

It went against everything she stood for several years ago when she first became involved with this at the time A list politician. She was married. She was a B+ list reality star. That is probably being generous. If you don't watch the show, chances are good you don't know her but you might know the last name which is why I made her B+ list. This is not about a Duggar by the way, but in some respects, I feel like they have a lot in common. She is very conservative and is young and got introduced to a married politician who is now a talking head. They started meeting for lunches when either was in the same town as the other. That soon led to hookups all over the country and a few members of the press caught wind. The next thing you know, the politician decides to retire. Our reality star left her husband for the politician and kept expecting him to reciprocate. He didn't. He kept promising he would even as they stepped up their time together. Finally, when he told her he was spending time with his wife and kids for Thanksgiving, our reality star had enough and split with him. The next thing you know, she is apparently headed back to her now former husband. Lindsie Chrisley/Will Campbell ("Chrisley Knows Best") and Jason Chaffetz/Julie Johnson (U.S. Representative for Utah's 3rd congressional district)

This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor has no idea that his soon to be wife has spent more time sleeping with the actor than the offspring. Weston Cage/Hila Aronian (Nicolas Cage)

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#10**
This former child star from a hit network show back in the day says he used to be beaten by his jealous adult co-star who wanted the fame for himself. Alexander Polinsky ("Charles in Charge")

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#11**
Counting down the days until this B- list celebrity/wannabe reality star/child bride takes her own life. It is coming soon. I'm doing the best I can and so are others, but things are dire. Courtney Stodden

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#12**
This former one season wonder turned celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity has been hooking up with an assistant which is probably news to his A list celebrity wife/former host/former reality star. Bill Rancic (first winner of "The Apprentice")/Giuliana Rancic

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#13**
The Fire: When you saw the title of the blind, you probably were thinking of a fire that happened within the past week. No, that would be too simple. This fire happened a few months back now and the investigation is in the same place it was right after it happened. I wrote a little something about it when it happened and I fully expected some kind of cover story to emerge. That hasn't happened. Instead, the name of the game appears to be to just ignore it and ruthlessly crack down on any member of the media who tries to discover the truth. The fire was all about keeping secrets. The secrets in that southern town in the US and also the secrets of a certain family and their inner workings. Stick with me because this does involve multiple entertainment figures. I told you about some of the other entertainment figures back in November, but these new ones are for the most part from the other side of the pond so to speak. It started about a decade ago. Actually a little more than a decade ago. There is a foreign born A list mostly television actor who is probably B list here and A+ list in his own country. We shall call him A just to keep this simple. A started hooking up with this A- list singer with A+ list name recognition. During that time period, the singer (B) got pregnant. B was doing a ton of drugs back then and chances were good, she was not going to stop while pregnant. The thing is though, she caught A in bed with C. Nothing wrong with that from the outside looking in. Some cheating is very Hollywood. The thing is though, C at the time would have been about 11 give or take a year. You see, it turns out that A was very good friends with that now deceased child molester who was A+ list in his own country and they shared a love of young tweens and teens. When B found out the truth about A, she had an abortion. A was not only interested in C sexually, but also had visions of turning her into his own personal piggy bank. He was going to groom her into someone he could marry off to someone rich and at the same time maybe find someone who could get himself a knighthood. Over the next decade, A did just that. He kept assaulting/molesting/raping C but also was molding her into someone he could count on for his own future. During this time, A found himself dating a foreign born B list mostly television actress who we shall call D. The day D found out about C and the dead child molester and everything else A was involved in was one of the loudest fights of the century. It was also around this time that C achieved the goal of A and got married to one of the richest men in the world. No one even asked her why she had spent the past decade basically with A, they just asked about her upcoming marriage. C, as one of her first requests to her husband wanted to help out A. She not only found A someone who shared his sexual loves, but also made the life of D a living hell by basically eliminating her financial history from existence. Everything was gone and when it finally started to return, C made sure things were changed to make the life of D awful. D stayed silent with what she knew. C also began plotting to make sure secrets of A and others A had introduced her to stayed secret. The problem is that her father-in-law in his old age wanted to make things right before he met his maker. C began pushing her new husband to do something and kept pushing him for almost two years. What finally happened? An attempt on the life of the father-in-law. An attempt which has stayed completely out of the press and will continue to do so because of the pressure on the media and politicians by C's husband. Apparently the father-in-law could have brought down hundreds of top producers and directors from all over the world.

"A" (foreign born A list mostly television actor): Steve Coogan (defended Jimmy Savile)
"B" (A- list singer with A+ list name): Courtney Love
"C" (11 year old): Loretta Basey
Deceased child molester who was A+ list: Jimmy Savile
"D "(foreign born B list mostly television actress): Daisy Lewis ("Downton Abbey")
Marriage to one of the richest men in the world: Nathaniel Philip Rothschild
Father-in-law: Jacob Rothschild, 4th Baron Rothschild

These owners of an independent theater chain are expanding their reach and bad corporate citizenship into the new year. They famously don’t want people to talk during movies or when they’ve been sexually harassed or assaulted at work and are working hard to keep people quiet in advance of the golden globes. When several employees spoke out publicly in the fall of 2016 and declared they knew about and allowed sexual predators to continue on as business partners, they remained silent after their investors threatened to sue. They have a connection to a project and want to skate through with all the buzz being positive. Even through they said they would change their ways, those changes were symbolic and they continue to harass and silence victims. They definitely don’t want anyone looking into possibly illegal non disclosure agreements some staff members were forced to sign because they don’t want distributors asking questions about years of box office fraud or other possible crimes they want concealed. If they can just keep everyone quiet, they will skate through to victory. They have been hemorrhaging upper level staff members from various companies they own since September. Corporate HR abruptly lost someone from the top last week. They are going on vacation while in California and have other people to continue their dirty work of smearing the reputations of their victims, harassing them, and silencing them. They really don’t want ANY truth to come out. It was fall 2017 that most victimized employees and patrons spoke out. But they had a serious public relations kerfluffle in 2016. They made the editor step down but secretly rehired him almost immediately.

Theater chain: Alamo Drafthouse
Project: "I, Tonya"
Sexual predator continued as business partner: Harry Knowles
Bad decision: bring back video rental stores
Rehired editor-in-chief: Devin Faraci

This A- list mostly movie actress who is married to an A+ lister has worked with the child molester before. She might talk a lot of talk but she is about to sign on to work with him again. Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)/Woody Allen

This still technically married, closeted A- list mostly television actor from that looooooong running network drama has a new boyfriend. He is on that soap reboot. Jesse Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")/Sam Adegoke ("Dynasty")

This actor is being replaced in a television show. The thing is, his replacement is just as bad, if not worse in the way he has treated people. Ed Westwick ("Ordeal by Innocence")/Christian Cooke

KINDNESS: This horror actor is probably A-/B+ list in his genre, C list elsewhere. Works a lot, and you'd know his face even if you didn't know his name. Best known for a film from a few decades ago made by a foreign born director and based on a foreign born source material. Anyway, at an after party at a horror con recently, he helped care for a very drunk girl who was drunk in a hallway and also helped a couple of other attendees prevent another attendee from luring the girl back to a hotel room.
Horror actor: Tony Todd
Film: "Candyman" (1992)
Foreign born director: Bernard Rose
Source material: "Books of Blood" written by Clive Barker

This Game Of Thrones actor doesn't seem to be suffering from any heartbreak. In fact, he seems to be enjoying his new found freedom by indulging in coke and booze on an almost daily basis. Kit Harington

I wouldn't expect to see this in the news, young, half foreign political couple end up at the altar. There are far too many whispers that one or both will be dead in the not too distant future. From an accident of course. George Papadopoulos/Simona Mangiante

This former A- list mostly television actress who ALL of you know has been working pretty much non stop for three decades. At this point she takes what she can get. She is really worried that if reporters dig too deeply they will find she provided women to men on two corporate boards in return for fees. Oh, and two of those women later claimed to be raped by someone famous. Kirstie Alley

Thanks for the warm welcomes, lifers. Pleased to be back. Got a little tea for you from a colleague from New York. Apparently this B list television personality, who is often considered an ally of the Left, consistently makes comments that would make you think otherwise. ‘She makes Trump look like Gloria Steinham,’ my colleague tells me of her views. ‘She’ll rant about misogyny and racism, and then make a really disturbing comment or a joke.’ The source elaborates that we’re all guilty of doing the same, but our television personality kicks it up to a whole different level and often makes people around her uncomfortable. Joy Behar

GOLDEN GLOBES: This just about permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was literally all over a married producer last night at a party. The actress, who recently swore off dating men exposed her breasts to the man and said they should go back to her place. Halle Berry

GOLDEN GLOBES: I guess that trip to Asia with a half dozen members of the HFPA where they visited multiple establishments offering up women by the hour or night finally paid off for this winner yesterday. James Franco (Hong Kong)

GOLDEN GLOBES: What should have been a thrilling night for this A-/B+ list dual threat actress/celebrity offspring was dampened by the news that her very recent celebrity boyfriend is already cheating on her with someone else. Laura Dern (Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries and Best Limited Series "Big Little Lies")/Baron Davis

GOLDEN GLOBES: One of the most interesting things to happen at a party last night was this permanent A list singer holding court. She had a group of a half dozen or so people around her as they looked at her phone. Apparently she hired a private detective to follow her ex to get dirt. Part of the service is a live stream which she can watch. Last night people watched as he returned to the home of a woman he is seeing and they sucked face in the car before going inside the home. Kind of like if they made Cheaters live. Mary J Blige (Martin "Kendu" Isaacs)

GOLDEN GLOBES: This underage actress on a very hit almost television show who made her first appearance on the show this season had to fight off a producer who kept trying to touch her breasts. He managed to once. When she said how old she was, the producer said he had been with younger. This was at a magazine party. I'm trying to figure out who the producer is. AP (Enty’s actress/friend) was at the party and is also trying to figure it out. She had been at the HBO party when it happened though so we are working from a tip about the physical appearance of the producer. Sadie Sink (Max "Stranger Things")

GOLDEN GLOBES: This permanent A list mostly movie actress who was actually there last night for television had a big breakfast/brunch thing yesterday morning. She invited the entire cast from the show and some of her very best actress friends. One person she didn't invite was an actress from the show who won. Fake air kiss hugs aside, they really don't like each other. Reese Witherspoon/Nicole Kidman ("Big Little Lies") (not Laura Dern)

GOLDEN GLOBES: AP (Enty’s actress/friend) got told to f**k off last night at an after party by this A list singer/wannabe actor wearing a Time's Up pin when she asked about his latest movie. AP then retorted that his remark was not really what the pin was supposed to represent. Justin Timberlake ("Wonder Wheel" directed by Woody Allen)

GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from two big now defunct franchises was hammered at rehearsals and was even worse off during the show last night. The actress he presented with was not amused. I think she knows she is running out of chances and probably thought the actor would mess things up for her. Robert Pattinson ("Twilight" and "Harry Potter")/Emma Watson

GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly movie actress is not that far removed from a hit pay cable show. Last night though, it was about a movie in which she starred. She ate everything in sight last night before heading to the bathroom to purge it all. She is scary gaunt. People are worried for her health. Allison Williams ("Girls")

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#10**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born B list actress nominee/winner was busted having sex in a bathroom last night at an after party. Margot Robbie (husband Tom Ackerley); Claire Foy (co-star Matt Smith); Diane Kruger (starred in "In the Fade" Best Foreign Language Film/Norman Reedus

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#11**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Do you think the text message from that early 20's woman he has been seeing was responsible for this permanent A list mostly movie actor's sour expression. Apparently the Oscar winner/nominee got her pregnant. Considering where he was seated and the events of last night, the notorious casting coucher, serial cheating married actor was not a good look for him. Denzel Washington

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#12**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress was confronted last night about her racist beliefs. This has really been causing issues in her life as it should. That B+ list alliterate actress who loves her beer recently ended their decade long friendship because of it and a long time PR person dumped the actress too. Diane Kruger (January Jones)

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#13**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly television actress is foreign born although most of you probably don't know that. She is a minor. She is on a hit almost television show. It didn't stop her parents from suggesting she go to dinner alone with a director interested in her for a part. Apparently the actress and the director are meeting at his home. I'm sure nothing will happen. Uh huh. Millie Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things")

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#14**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly television actress who has been on television for a couple decades now and was recently booted off a now defunct show, really spoke her mind when being interviewed on the red carpet. Apparently, the female interviewer who felt on the spot criticized the weight of the actress after the actress walked away. Debra Messing (Giuliana Rancic interview about E!’s pay inequality and Catt Sadler)

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#15**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who still has fame from that brief comic run was at an after party last night. He says that the recent movement has really cut into the number of women he feels comfortable hitting on at parties. He told a Golden Globe winner from last night that he now focuses entirely on strippers, hookers and groupies for sex. The actress winner from last night just raised her eyebrows and took a sip of her champagne before looking for a way out. Pauly Shore (Laura Dern/HBO party)

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#16**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The winner of the worst botox/filler of the night goes to this permanent A list mostly television actress who seemingly loves a certain pay cable channel. Her movies have been hit and miss, but she has had great luck with television. People had jaw dropping moments when they saw what she has done in the past couple of weeks. Sarah Jessica Parker (HBO)

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#17**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Noticeably absent from the show and parties last night is this former Tweener turned adult singer/part-time actress who had a behind the scenes role in a nominated show. According to one of her co-stars from her most recent movie, the actress got undressed for the director on four separate occasions during filming and let him film her removing her clothes. No touching. Just staring and filming.
Actress: Selena Gomez
Behind the scenes nominated show: "13 Reasons Why"/Katherine Langford nominated for Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Drama

Recent movie/director: "A Rainy Day in New York"/Woody Allen

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#18**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The jealousy of this former singer turned actress is palpable. She should be grateful for her hit network show but she wants to be the star and thinks everyone else is stealing her limelight. It is almost evil to watch this transformation. Her fellow cast should watch out for knives in backs. Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#19**
The Heidi Globes: The year was 1990. It was a strange year in Hollywood. Heidi Fleiss had just broken away from Madam Alex and there was a kind of madam war that was taking place in those first few months of 1990. During those months, there were also some events that took place that are still mentioned today and continue to affect lives. This permanent A+ list celebrity is someone who is a celebrity for all the wrong reasons. In 1990 he was A++ list. He was recognizable in almost every corner of the world. He was a frequent customer of Heidi and is one of the few celebrities she slept with while working for a short time as an escort. Our A+ lister who we will call A had recently started sleeping with one of the friends of his daughter. He then told her she should start earning money as an escort and introduced her to Heidi. That escort would later end up dead of a heroin overdose. She died in a bed she shared with another of the escorts. It was also at this time that A was introduced to a fresh faced recent high school graduate who would later go on to be an A list celebrity. We will call her B. A took a liking to B almost immediately and started spending thousands of dollars a week on her. At the same time, B was also seeing a customer who we will call C. C was an A+ list actor and was also spending thousands of dollars a week on B. Apparently A found out about C and threatened to kill C. So, C being crazy and on drugs and booze started carrying a gun. Yes, the same gun he shot his girlfriend with. At an after party thrown by Heidi, this A list mostly movie director who was A list then and now paid for three women at once and spent the whole night just doing lines of coke off their naked bodies. When one of them tried to share his coke, he tossed her out of the room. This permanent A list mostly movie actor who was married at the time and is married now but to different women, had sex with multiple women that night. He also tried to convince one of the escorts to come over to his house later to have sex with his underage son. She says that she said no, but I kind of think she did because the son has said he lost his virginity to an escort and how old he was so it kind of jibes. Oh, before I forget, while she was still technically married to A, the wife of A worked for Heidi in her waning days of madaming. That wife later ended up dead. This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor went to the party and took five women back to his place. He literally threw two stacks of hundred dollar bills and said there was no way he was going to have sex at the party because he knew there were cameras everywhere. The actor had just split with an A list actress and was seeing another actress he had cheated on the A lister with. It didn't stop him from also having sex with all those escorts that night and a pile of coke. Unlike the director, the A+ lister loved to share his coke.

(A) Permanent A+ list celebrity: O. J. Simpson
Daughter’s friend: Laurie Dolan (friend of Arnelle Simpson)
Dead wife: Nicole Brown
(B) Fresh faced recent high school graduate: Denise Richards
(C) A+ list actor: Charlie Sheen (shot Kelly Preston)
A list mostly movie director: George Lucas
Permanent A list mostly movie/A list actress wife/other actress: James Caan
Underage son: Scott Caan
Permanent A+ list mostly movie shared coke/A list actress/other actress: Jack Nicholson (Anjelica Huston) (Rebecca Broussard)

81. MR. X 01/08 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This closeted young actor who is nominated and for sure is getting an Oscar nod brought his bf, a fellow closeted young actor, as his date to the Globes. Their PR people told them no posing on the red carpet together or sitting next to each other though. Timothée Chalamet ("Call Me By Your Name"/Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama)/Ansel Elgort

82. MR. X 01/08 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Surprisingly one of the least sober people on the red carpet was this former A-list mostly actress who is starring on a cable TV series this year... she was three sheets to the wind. I was betting on the person she brought as her date to the Globes to be the tipsy one... nope, not even close. Nicole Kidman ("Big Little Lies" Season 2)/Keith Urban

83. MR. X 01/08 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Which legendary Oscar winning actress who presented last night revealed to a group of friends at a pre-party that one of her longtime friends, that iconic crooner and actor, pulled a gun on that slimy agent who later killed himself? He heard from a mafia crony that the agent had tried to sexually assault the actress and told him to knock it off or else. The agent backed off. Frank Sinatra/David Begelman/Shirley MacLaine

84. MR. X 01/08 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: At a pre Globes party, this closeted/probably pansexual A-list actor who was nominated, was getting very touchy feely with another nominated actor, who himself is "married" and closeted. It was all very odd and awkward. Oh and actor #1 reeked of pot, big shocker there. James Franco/Hugh Jackman or Armie Hammer

85. MR. X 01/08 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Which Oscar winning/nominated actor shocked attendees at his annual pre-Globes charity event with his gaunt and unhealthy appearance? He's back on the coke hard and needs rehab. Sean Penn (A Gala Dinner to Benefit J/P Haitian Relief Organization and a Coalition of Disaster Relief Organizations)

86. HIMMMM 01/08 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: After a ceremony so full of itself it could float, and after flying through 3 countries in 24 hours to arrive at the Golden Globes, I was very happy to get to the after party circuit. One party in particular led to a twilight zone moment of epic proportions, even involving Enty, and may have just created the funniest moment I've ever had at any awards night party in the past 10 years at least. This winning/nominated A list mostly movie actor was busy getting glad hands and smiles and laughs from all the ass-kissers. He's just yammering on about how "honored" he was just to be included and so "proud" of the work everyone did. Standing there talking to three young ingenue actresses - whom I didn't know and who probably would've been happy to "bow" to him - our big winner/nominee is lost in his cloud of pride. In the moments preceding this, I had been talking to an old friend of mine from another country. He's a hilarious guy and a good friend, and he always enjoys creating mischief. Usually it is by using his broken English trick to accidentally humiliate hypocrites and jerks - all while pretending he just said the wrong words. It's a testament to his acting skills. So earlier we got together to plan a little moment of cold water for this winning abuser. Oops, I mean actor. I'm standing about 2 feet away from the winning actor, and his flunky/management stooge/PR sycophant. I'm trying not to vomit on my tux-matched tennis shoes as the winner/nominee is hitting on the three young women, and I'm scrolling through my phone. In walks the foreign actor who is A- list and has a big television gig straight ahead who had stepped outside for a minute. The foreign actor walks straight over to our winner and tells him totally straight-faced: "Hey bro - you better not go out the front door when you leave man. I heard reporters out there talking about some shit on Twitter about you and some high school girls and acting schools. Serious man, they were staring at their phones and I think they gonna ask you about it bro. Could be bad man." The winning/nominated actor's face goes totally pale. You could've knocked him over with a feather. I swear he didn't breathe for a solid minute. He just stares at the foreign actor, who nods his head up and down silently. I said: "Oh shit". The winner then turns and looks at me. I hold up my phone - showing him the tweets from my favorite blogger/twitter ninja (his name rhymes with minty). Also in there is a re-tweet from a legendary 80s actress. The winner says: "Oh...f**k...nah man. Of all nights...". Then, the winner hands me my phone, turns to his flunky saying: "Hey man let's bail", and they walk swiftly across the room, out of the back doors. The foreign actor turns back to me, smiles and winks, and says in his rapid-fire Spanish to me: "That's a shame huh? Not a single reporter out there except those two TMZ guys.". I start to stifle the smiles. We both try to contain our laughter like kids in class. One of those three ingenues the winner had been hitting on grabs my coat and says: "Excuse me, sorry, but what did you show him?". I told her to get her phone. I gave her the CDAN web address and Enty's Twitter feed. As the foreign actor and I walked off trying not to explode in laughter, all three crowded around their screen, mouths open. All I heard was an audible gasp. It was a good night after all. (Good job buddy!).

Party: FIJI Water at the 75th annual Golden Globe Awards
A list mostly movie actor: James Franco
Foreign actor who is A- list and has a big television gig straight ahead: Edgar Ramirez ("American Crime Story"/Gianni Versace)
Legendary 80s actress: Ally Sheedy

87. HIMMMM 01/08 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: According to a security honcho at the Beverly Hilton, this foreign born A/A- list actress who is having a nice award season was involved in some very hot and heavy sex inside a side stairwell BEFORE the ceremony even began. Her partner was not her partner, and according to the security guy - it was a very odd position. She was BEHIND HIM in some contorted way, with her rear and his both exposed. (I'm not sure how that one worked exactly). A guard interrupted their adventure, and escorted them back out into the flowing crowd streaming to the ballroom. Apparently the guard also got a few seconds of video of it too. You know, just for training purposes. Claire Foy/Matt Smith ("The Crown")

88. HIMMMM 01/08 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This legendary actress, lady, and still-beautiful woman (foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) was backstage with me amid the hustle and bustle. Lots of people. We were discussing the bygone old days of what used to go on in the Lanai Rooms at the pool deck there at the Beverly Hilton back in the day. As I'm listening to her, my mouth agape, she stops dead in mid-speech to me and gets her legendary "not happy" look on her face as she beams past me over my shoulder. "Dear God. In. Heaven. Apparently there IS no shame in Hollywood." I follow her stare over my shoulder at the crowd of suck-ups standing around this actor (permanent A list actor who is an old a-hole). Among those fawning over him are this actress (A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and never seems to be anywhere with her husband any longer) who I see bend down and kiss the forehead of the old man as she rubs his shoulder. The legendary actress I'm talking to says: "Never ceases to amaze me...but I guess they are happy to honor a rapist and murderer. F**king imbeciles." And she is shooting daggers with her eyes at the whole crowd of them there. She then leans in to me and says: "Take note my dear at the old bastard's hand, hmm?" I look and see the old man's gnarled right hand is casually off his arm rest, and is touching the thigh of this actress (foreign born A- list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and lies about her age) who is just laughing and talking as if nothing in the world is amiss. I look back at my companion who says: "I wonder if he pays her too, or just put it in the will? Oh well. Let's get drunk."

Foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee): Rita Moreno (co-starred with Natalie Wood in "West Side Story")
Actor (permanent A list actor who is an old a-hole: Kirk Douglas
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and never seems to be anywhere with her husband any longer: Natalie Portman
Foreign born A- list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and lies about her age: Catherine Zeta Jones

89. HIMMMM 01/08 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: According to an actor who was hanging out in there, this actress (permanent A list actress who is more famous for television and an iconic role) was busy snorting a lot of something while bent over in the famous storage room off the side of the kitchen at the Hilton where most people go to smoke or have a quickie. Maybe the cans of tomato sauce and rows of glasses in there excite people. This was just after the mid-point in the ceremony. Apparently when this actor (A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show who loves his booze) asked this actress to share, she told him: "You'd have a better shot of f**king me in the ass while I'm bent over doing this than me actually sharing this with you." No word on if he took his chances with the odds on that. Roseanne Barr/Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead")

90. HIMMMM 01/08 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I have no clue what this actress (foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who had a very big year) was high on, but when she tried to talk to me and others backstage, her language skills were absent. She just laughed, mumbled to herself, and kind of floated around with a smile. You could comb your hair and adjust your tie in her eyes though. I heard later she hit her head on a light fixture, so maybe she had a concussion? At least she looked pretty doing it. Alicia Vikander; Gal Gadot

91. HIMMMM 01/08 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES: At the Netflix after party, a drunken Netflix creative executive who is talking like a total "douchebag bro" to a group of guys standing around (including me). He says: "I'd love to get one shot with (A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has an award worthy movie this year) because I bet her pu**y tastes like cotton candy. But if you gave me every dime of Bill Gates' money, I'd never f**k that hag - pointing over to (A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee). Damn, I bet hers tastes like moldy cheese." I guess he didn't know the other two guys standing with me were this A list director and a senior executive. They just looked at each other, shook their heads, and we all three walked off leaving the tool alone. I'd not be surprised to find out that executive gets fired this week.

Netflix creative executive: Ted Sarandos
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has an award worthy movie this year:
A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee: Angelina Jolie
A list director:

92. HIMMMM 01/08 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: KINDNESS: A kindness item here. I was exiting the Beverly Hilton/Waldorf Astoria area after another of the after parties and this actor (A list mostly movie actor who is a shoo in for an Oscar nomination) and I were walking outside. His lady, who is a dear sweet friend of mine whom I've known forever, was stuck inside talking to some friends. I asked him where he was heading, and he pointed over to the little park fountain square across the street. He said one of his management team told him that a girl was having a bad night. She had been at the awards as a guest because she was an aspiring costume designer. Just another young lady with dreams, and this was her first event she'd ever attended. She'd hand made her own black dress for the awards show then someone had stepped on the hem of her gown and ripped it about halfway up. She'd been hoping people would see her dress and use it as a way to maybe get new work. Now, she was so embarrassed she'd literally run away from everyone, almost like Cinderella at the ball. Apparently her date (who had gotten her into the awards) was a tool who didn't notice or didn't care she'd disappeared. She was by herself crying and hiding across the street until her date finished partying. Hearing this from the manager, and seeing the manager busy with another client, this actor I'm with wanted to check to see if she's okay. After hearing the story, I agreed to go too. I walked over with him (playing Frogger darting across traffic), and she was there by the fountain looking like a girl left alone at the prom. The actor then asked if she'd mind if we shared her fountain? She was shocked, and looked up at us. "Uhh...oh my...uhhh". Yeah, she was starstruck. First she said "Oh gosh please ignore my dress - it's been a bad night". She then began laughing and wiping her eyes. Within a few minutes, the actor's lady and two of her female friends had arrived as well, with a bottle of champagne. They passed it around and shared with the girl, as the actress examined the dress and told the girl she loved it. As I was leaving them, the young lady was still saying "this is the best thing that's ever happened to me". About an hour later I saw the young lady again, and she was with the actor, the actress, and they were introducing the girl to their friends, managers, publicists and she looked happier than any human alive. Later on, I got a message from the actress that he and the actress had said they'd love her to do the actresses dress for her next awards event they attend. Yes, there are indeed still some good people left in Hollywood who will use their position to help another...without forcing them to do anything evil in return. Sam Rockwell/Leslie Bibb

Hugh Jackman became a huge meme after the Golden Globes on Sunday when his hilariously vexed reaction to James Franco beating him out for the award went viral. This A list actor didn’t end up attending in the end, but you wouldn’t have caught him in the same position because our very high-up source tells us he made a special request of the producers of the show. ‘Please don’t go to [name omitted] for reaction shots,’ his people informed them, worried that his reactions to a speech, a joke etc. might show him in a bad light. It’s finally happened, lifers. We’ve found the one actor that doesn’t want to be filmed!

This former boy bander from back in the day was A list solo for a brief period. Since then, he has kept A- list celebrity status but his talent has succumbed to the years of drugs and nonstop eating. He is married, but prefers finding young teens to "mentor." Hopefully he is not sharing his crack pipe with them too. Bobby Brown

The next time this directionally challenged rapper approaches a woman in a club, perhaps he should not do so by grabbing their breasts. The other night he did it to multiple women. Several complained but the management of the club ignored them which just emboldened the rapper. Finally after a dozen women left the club, the management stepped in but didn't kick out the rapper. French Montana

This former A- list mostly television actress from a long running almost network show has had a lot of trouble getting work the past few years. She likes people to think she is the head of a movement and is being noble. She isn't. She is the same as all the rest. She ignores what is inconvenient to her brand is the first to try and make a buck off the situation. She just wants fame and money and if she has to sell out for some reality show, then so be it. She will say it is for the movement, but it is for her wallet. Rose McGowan

OLD HOLLYWOOD: This former A+ list mostly television "actor" who won several awards for his acting was recognizable to every person with a television. There have always been rumors about his death and various conspiracy theories surrounding it. The reason for it is because the studio used a stand in for the actor for nine years after his death without ever telling the general public. It was only in later years after a book was published that the public realized it had been tricked by the studio. Have some fun with this one. Bamboo Harvester ("Mr. Ed)

This former A+ list mostly movie actor/director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and somehow got off movie probation despite his past is beating his long time girlfriend. She told a friend it has happened twice but that he is doing better now and his drinking is better. Uh huh. Mel Gibson/Rosalind Ross

This first season winner of a reality show has always made more money from yachting than any kind of entertainment work. The thing is though, she provides a different kind of experience to a different kind of crowd. Pamela Anderson also tried to work that crowd, but never fully committed to the lifestyle. Adrianne Curry ("America's Next Top Model") (dominatrix)

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#7**
They Did It For The Coke And The Women: This triumvirate of celebrity all have a certain thing in common. Well, they did have one thing in common. A love of a South American country. Apparently that love does not extend to now because the person who was in charge is no longer in power. So, their response has been silence. In the past they were all about supporting the regime. No one really could ever understand it. Well, I will tell you now why they did. The first of our three is a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He and this former A list mostly movie actor turned B lister would have coke supplied to them for free the entire time they were in the country and it came courtesy of the government. In exchange for selling out, they were given massive parties with as many drugs and women as they wanted. Speaking of women, this A list mostly movie director is the third of our celebrities. He was not interested in the drugs but he was interested in the women. The government would supply him with upwards of 20 women for a three or four day trip and he loved it. One person I haven't listed here is a foreign born permanent A list model who supported the government because many of her highest paying clients made their money thanks to the largess of the government.

Person in power: Hugo Chávez, President of Venezuela
A list mostly movie actor: Sean Penn
A list mostly movie actor turned B lister: Danny Glover
A list mostly movie director: Oliver Stone

Foreign born permanent A list model: Naomi Campbell

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#8**
The A List Rapist/Celebrity Offspring: This writer/producer/showrunner is probably A list right now. This, despite one of his shows being canceled because of his behavior. Will he lose everything once this new story becomes public? He should, but Hollywood loves a winner more than anything and right now he has a winner and the studio wants a sequel. Lets see what they think of this. He is a celebrity offspring and as I have said, I have written about him previously. This though, tops all of what he has been accused of to date. This happened when he was back in college. In college, he had a reputation as a racist. He referred to anyone Hispanic as brown, or brown people. He never held back on commenting on the size of women's breasts or their appearance. If someone had a heavy accent he would always tell them to learn to speak English. He yelled at professors and they couldn't do anything because his dad had given money to the school. All of that is bad enough, but one night he raped a woman. He did so at a party in a second story room. When he finished raping her, he took her clothes and threw them out the window. He then forced her to walk through the party downstairs without any clothes on after raping her. That woman was subjected to bullying and taunts for the rest of the time she remained at the university. She was the one bullied even though he raped her. She had an emotional and nervous breakdown because of the trauma he caused. He doesn't care. He has shown no willingness to change any of his behaviors and even though he has continued to be horrible to women, studios keep rewarding him because he makes them money. This has to stop. Max Landis ("Bright") ("Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" cancelled)

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#9**
Our favorite foreign born A- list model who would love to be a full-time actress is spending time with a guy who is not that A+ list mostly movie actor. This is not uncommon for her, but this time she is doing it for free. Irina Shayk (Bradley Cooper)

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#10**
This former A list teen movie actor is scrambling right now. He was supposed to have everything completed by now and telling his story to the world. Instead, he is fighting charges of fraud and trying to explain why he is hanging out with the people he is supposedly trying to bring down. Corey Feldman

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#11**
This A- list reality star with a side job that she only got because of the reality work has been snorting lines of heroin as of late. That is something she has never touched before. I'm wondering who introduced her to it. Kendall Jenner (Hailey Baldwin)

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#12**
This foreign born A list singer with a great voice might recently be engaged but if he is, then he has an interesting way of showing it. He made his significant other watch while he got serviced by four people he hired for the night. Sam Smith/Brandon Flynn

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#13**
This married A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit pay cable show that does not have many episodes left in its future went on a racist rant at a pap in a foreign country trying to take his photo.

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#14**
Something that hasn't been discussed very much is this large reality family being shunned by one of their long time political supporters. There has not been a public break, although they are not seen in public together any longer. There is no more mutual admiration. It turns out that when the revelations that shocked the world became public, one thing was hidden. A family member of the politician had spent the night at the home on numerous occasions and was one of the victims. It was agreed to keep it quiet. It was not an agreement that the victim supports, but decided to do what her family thought best.

Family: The Duggars
Political supporter: Arkansas Republican House of Representatives member Jim Holt
Revelations: Molestation charges against Josh Duggar
5th victim: arranged engagement between Josh Duggar and Kaeleigh Holt

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#15**
Back in the day, she tried a last gasp vacation and that didn't work out. This A list mostly television actress seems to have finally thrown in the towel with her writer/actor husband. He spent more time texting one of his girlfriends than talking to the actress on a recent trip. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#16**
Don't think that this significant other in a Teen Mom relationship is all unicorns and rainbows. She is known as someone who is first in line to hit the meth pipe. The story is to make him look bad like they have done from day one. If she wants him sober, maybe she could do the same. Mackenzie Standifer wife of Ryan Edwards father of Maci Bookout’s son

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#17**
P Is For Pervert: Ahh, I miss Sue Grafton already, so why not pay a little tribute to her in the headline. This behind the scenes power in Hollywood has been a serial molester of young boys for the past couple decades. Let's call him "P". For the past few decades, this man has turned one client into dozens of some of the most powerful players in Hollywood. Back when he first started, this man, who we will call P, was not very shy about the way he molested tweens and teens. In fact, one of his A+ list clients at the time used to join in these sick events. That A+ list client, we will call M. If there is anyone who has seemingly got away with long term child molesting it is M. All of you know M. Most of you have probably read about his abuse of tweens and teens and children and adults. Most of you have read about his love of child porn. Most of you have read rumors of him assaulting people on and off sets. With the wave of publicity that is looking for these horrible people, both M and P have gone underground. What they used to do fairly openly relatively speaking, they now do mainly through online webcams. Several decades ago, when P was first starting out, he had a very public confrontation with one of his victims. It was in the parking lot outside where a very hit network sitcom was shot. Members of the cast and crew witnessed the interaction. It was a member of that cast that introduced P to his victim. Another of P's victims was 12 years old at the time. P lured him back to his apartment. Once there, he plied him with pot and booze and made him watch porn before molesting him. It is time for P to be exposed. It is time for others to step forward and pass along their stories. If you don't want to send them to me, then send them to that group that makes films exposing these awful people.

P: Jeff Ballard
M: Charlie Sheen
Very hit network sitcom: "Eight Is Enough"
Victim: Willie Aames
Cast member: Dick Van Patten

111. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/10
These actresses are on one of the biggest shows in the world right now, but you know how Hollywood works, lifers — one second you’re the hottest thing on the face of the earth and the next you’re DJing in Dubai under questionable circumstances. Sorry, Paris. Well, our actresses have realized that and they’ve allegedly attempted to line up a reality show for the year after their hit television show comes to a natural end. ‘Smart and modern business,’ a source confides. ‘It’s not as if we have a Chris Pratt situation on our hands with these two.’ Sarah Hyland/Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
This A list record producer who had a run at television last year in front of the camera was making out with a woman not his wife in front of an elevator at his hotel before both got in. Dr. Dre; Jimmy Iovine ("The Defiant Ones")

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
This older permanent A list country singer has cancer and has been hiding it for close to two years now. Apparently things have taken a turn for the worse and is not expected to live the rest of the year. Willie Nelson

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
I don't know what happened at home yet, but I do know that this former A- list tweener was molested on the set of a pay cable show in which she had a recurring role. She is not the only young teen to have been abused by this former A- list actor. Bella Thorne ("Big Love")

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#4**
This B- list producer/writer/artist who is married to an Academy Award winner/nominee and got a cameo on that quirky show that celebrates where she lives has always made her movies so she can meet women. Not women as friends but women she can pressure into sleeping with her. Miranda July/Mike Mills (Nominated for Best Original Screenplay "20th Century Women") ("Portlandia")

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#5**
Late last summer during a hurricane, I wrote about this A list show host who is everywhere. I wrote about how he had paid for a certain amount of time with a woman and wasn't coming back early from his vacation. Apparently he has decided to make that a full time relationship. Must be love. Michael Strahan/Kayla Quick

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#6**
Ritual Killing: According to a detective in a very spectacular ritual killing that recently took place, the younger accused, who is a woman, is trying to make a deal to keep herself out of jail or at least a very light sentence. Apparently her story was so detailed that the FBI was called in and her boyfriend was put on suicide watch not so much because he might kill himself, but so someone will be watching him 24/7 in case someone tries to kill him. Apparently the woman who was murdered was being recruited to participate in a NYE ceremony in NYC hosted by an A+ list political family. The younger accused spent several days doing drugs and having sex with the woman trying to convince her to take part in the ceremony. When she refused, the boyfriend and girlfriend killed her in a Satanic ritual. Apparently the couple were supposed to get paid a great deal of money if they recruited a woman for the ceremony. Bailey Boswell/Aubrey Trail (murder of Sydney Loofe)

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#7**
This former A- list syndicated television actress turned reality star turned celebrity is getting paid just shy of $1M for a commercial for which she should have been paid scale. It is just another way she is helping a group of people launder money. Pamela Anderson

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#8**
Mourning In Her Own Way - A Web Installment: Lost in all of The Web stories and information that keeps coming out, is this little nugget. You have a former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who acted from the time she was a toddler until she got fired from a hit show. Why was she fired? Repeated heroin relapses and a definite f**k you attitude about anything to the producers and her fellow castmates on the show. She goes on to do what she has always wanted to do and that is make music. She fronts a band which is never going to have any hits but can sustain itself through live shows, especially those overseas where she is very popular. She is more popular overseas for her celebrity rather than her music, but hey, it sells tickets. So, she and our now deceased rocker meet. This is at the same time he is married and also hooking up with randoms including that shady escort. He starts hooking up with this singer/actress who has not really gone cold turkey with drugs. Did she share? No one knows yet. It is really doubtful that she did not use in front of him considering they spent quite a bit of time together when her band opened for him and that they were hooking up more nights than not. Was she sent by someone to see if she could seduce him? Seduce him with herself or with drugs? She does seem to miss him and has changed lyrics of a song to refer to him. Interesting little twist/nugget to the whole thing going on. Taylor Momsen ("Pretty Reckless")/Chris Cornell

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#9**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had to have his lines read to him via ear piece for his latest movie because he can't memorize even a sentence any longer. Johnny Depp

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is a superhero is being cheated on by her husband who thinks the actress is too busy to notice. Considering she has one of the best security teams on the planet, I'm pretty sure she knows all. Gal Gadot/Yaron Versano (Mossad)

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#11**
This former A- list tween actress who turned into an A-/B+/B list adult actress who can never get a television show to stick does probably have A- list name recognition still. She had an almost television show that looked to be a hit but her drug use got the show canceled after it had already been announced as a renewal. Christina Ricci ("Z: The Beginning of Everything")

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#12**
This A- list mostly television actor who is one of the bigger a-holes around and had a recent show canceled, dumped a girlfriend and left her solo on their couples vacation because she wouldn't have a threesome. Jeremy Piven ("Wisdom of the Crowd")

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#13**
This permanent A list singer who is also a permanent A list actress was talking to a couple who had given up their baby for adoption. Out of the blue the actress said that her A- list daughter gave up a child for adoption after she was assaulted by a relative. Diana Ross/Tracee Ellis Ross

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#14**
This foreign born A-/B+ list model is not really dating this A+ list mostly movie actor. He is back making easy money. This time he got paid close to $500K from a company launching a new line featuring his "girlfriend." All he ever has to do is take a picture in public with the "girlfriend" and then he gets paid. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham ("Rosie for Autograph" Marks & Spencer)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#15**
This barely a celebrity offspring of barely celebrity fancies herself a model. It is pretty tough to work though if you need to get a fix every three hours. She would rather stay home than do anything. Amelia or Delilah Hamlin (Lisa Rinna)

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#16**
This foreign born still a teen A+ list celebrity in her own country who is probably A- listish here should watch out for her boyfriend. He is doing everything possible to marry her without a prenup or get her pregnant. He wants that family money. Bindi Irwin/Chandler Powell

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#17**
A Life Destroyed: This actress is far more famous now, than she ever was while alive. At her peak, she might have been a B- lister on a very generous day. She was an actress full of promise and full of life, but a series of men destroyed her before finally killing her. We will call her A. It started on a show I wrote about earlier today. She was booked to be a recurring for most of a season but only ended up filming a few episodes of the pay cable show. Apparently she was abruptly terminated when she complained about the way she was being treated. She told a fellow actress on the set who had been there since day one and was on the show through the run, that this A- list actor forced A to perform oral sex on him. She told the other actress that she felt like she had no choice. Two hours later the actor was forcing her to have sex with him. She called her agent who apparently called someone. The next thing you know the actress is fired from the show. For a few years she didn't get any paid work after she complained. She knew that because she complained she was blackballed. When she finally had the opportunity to land a part in a big movie and the director wanted to have sex with her first, she agreed. She just assumed this was how it was going to be until she was a big enough star to say no. She had sex with the director every day for two weeks in return for what she thought was going to be a fairly decent speaking role. It probably would have but she got caught by the director kissing this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was on the film. A was really into the actor and liked him a lot. The director didn't like this at all and cut her from every scene she was in as retaliation. Because the A- list actor liked our actress he made sure she got an invitation to a big award show. At the award show, the director treated her like crap. He made her cry. She started drinking heavily and was not in control of herself when she was raped at the event. The A- list actor heard about it and got her into a cab to the hospital but he never spoke to her again. Think things couldn't get worse? This foreign born A list movie actor who likes to direct too traded sex for a part with her. He made her also have sex with another woman in front of him and was going to give the bigger part to the woman he thought did a better job. The other actress won the larger role. During the filming of this movie, our actress began to drink more and also to start using drugs. During the filming of the movie, she started talking about the experiences she had endured. She started talking about being raped and started naming names. One of the people she told was this A- list mostly movie actress who would rather be a singer. That actress told some people at an organization who then used that knowledge to try and blackmail the rapist. That actress and A started working together on a new movie and A started telling her more and more details about the men in the industry and what they did to her. One of those men killed our actress. All the other stories are just cover. One of those men didn't want his secrets to be exposed because A was not his only victim.

A: Misty Upham
Show: "Big Love"
A list actor: Bill Paxton
Actresses on show: Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloë Sevigny, Ginnifer Goodwin or Grace Zabriskie

Big movie: "Django Unchained" (Minnie (uncredited))
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Foreign born A- list mostly movie actor: Christoph Waltz

Awards show: Golden Globes
Foreign born A list movie actor who likes to direct:
A list actress: Juliette Lewis (Scientology)
Man who didn’t want secrets exposed: Harvey Weinstein

129. POPBITCH 01/11
Which of this year's BAFTA nominees was so terrified that he'd caught a dose from a holiday romance, he scrubbed his dick down with brandy in the hopes it would kill off any infection?
Hugh Grant ("Paddington 2")

130. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/11
We told you about Goldberg’s illustrious return to the WWE after over ten years away and here we are again with another similar scoop – we’ve received word about another wrestling legend – not Goldberg – returning to the ring after some time in retirement. ‘It’s not a sure thing yet,’ our WWE source tells us, ‘but there’s definitely been overtures and interest.’ Daniel Bryan

Ronan Farrow Working On New Sexual Abuser Story For The New Yorker: EXCLUSIVE! Ronan and The New York Times are both working on a MASSIVE new sexual abuser story. They are both calling sources and employees at CBS to break the story on one of the biggest names. The person they are investigating is as big as Harvey Weinstein!! THIS IS GOING TO SHOCK THE INDUSTRY!!!
Les Moonves (CBS)

132. MR. X 01/11/18
If you think that actor who recently won a big award is in trouble now, he's in for a rude awakening. Several men are ready to come forward with their accusations of sexual assault, sexual harassment, and even videotaping a sexual encounter. He won't be able to laugh off these allegations. James Franco

133. HIMMMM 01/11
It has been rumored before, but this A+ list mostly movie actor has decided to retire from his superhero role after this forthcoming movie. He says it's getting stale, and there's other pursuits he wants to work on while he still can. He will announce it this Spring before the movie is released. He and his team are still trying to figure out how to tell the studio this weekend. They will freak out over it. Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark/Iron Man)

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a new movie coming out but the studio are dragging their heels promoting it. Is it great? No, but the rough cut I saw I really thought had possibilities. So, why the slow walk by the studio? The star of the movie turned down the advances of the person who has the money to spend. Taraji P. Henson ("Proud Mary")

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and was the breaker of some very newsworthy news this week hung out after the conclusion of a smaller awards show this week to offer advice and encouragement to a young female college student and aspiring writer/director, even though the actress was being besieged by her people because the actress was late for a Q&A of her current nominated film. Jessica Chastain (Michelle Williams getting paid less than Mark Wahlberg for "All the Money in the World" reshoots)

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
Why did this beloved A/A- list mostly television actress walk away from a very popular network show that has several other spinoffs? No explanation from her was ever given, but apparently she had a huge opioid addiction. Being on a set every day for long stretches just gave her too much opportunity to keep taking them. She said she needed a change and several months of rehab and then outpatient treatment. She is finally at a point where she is working again, but she says never television again. It has too many triggers. Marg Helgenberger ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation")

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
Apparently on more than one occasion, this A list mostly movie actor forced himself on this former back in the day A list mostly movie actress who has not acted in some time. One of the times was witnessed by someone who walked in on the pair in his dressing room. The actress was topless and on her knees and as soon as the door opened, the actress made a break for it as fast as she could. The actor laughed it off. James Franco/Ally Sheedy

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
This B/B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring with not much acting talent, but does have some singing talent and appears on a hit network show is losing her hair. Apparently the drugs she takes and the frequent colorings to her hair are causing the issue. Rumer Willis ("Empire")

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#6**
There are several people who witnessed this disgraced A list producer making out and groping an actress at party. I think we all could kind of guess that part. The actress was in a state of undress. The producer was married and his wife was pregnant. The host of this particular party was this permanent A++++ list celebrity who everyone knows in every corner of the world. Despite witnessing what was happening and calling out the producer, the A++++ lister invited the producer to a party the next month where he basically did the same thing again with an entirely different actress. Never uttered a peep about it to anyone. Oprah (Harvey Weinstein) (British actress Kadian Noble one of several women suing Harvey Weinstein)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#7**
Banned: This former A+ list mostly movie actor was once the most well known actor on the planet. I feel like he has basically looked the same throughout his three plus decades of acting. He has long had some crazy rumors written about him. I mean crazy. Probably the craziest rumor you ever heard about a celebrity when you were growing up. I'm sure someone in the comments will know what it was. Anyway, our actor has been banned from a country he has visited dozens of times because there have been multiple complaints that on his visits he has molested and/or raped many of the young girls/tweens who are the household staff. Several have become pregnant and others have been traumatized. Even though, they don't really have a voice in that society, there were enough complaints from them and their family to have something done about the actor. He has some very powerful friends in that country, including ones known all over the world. At least one of those friends is in the top 10 richest people in the world who has been known to do the same thing to his household staff. The thing is, he just kills them if they complain and nothing is done. The government is in his pocket.

Actor: Richard Gere
Rumor: gerbil lodged in his rectum
Country: India
Friends: Dalai Lama; Larry Ellison ("Oracle Corporation")

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#8**
So our favorite former A list teen actor who we will call A has a good friend who is a B- list do anything actor who is a celebrity offspring of a celebrity offspring and was given an important role in a movie which is supposed to highlight what our teen actor has gone through in his life. We shall call this double celebrity offspring B. B is really feeling the heat from the public this week. It turns out that someone (C) accused of doing something awful to A's best friend back in the day is buddy buddy with B. That has to be awkward. "You know A, I know that C made your life miserable and raped your friend, but I'm friends with him." To make things worse, B and C have been spotted flashing the same sign that A and his best friend used to do back in the day. C was the person who revealed his friendship with B. Is it for publicity? Probably. Did A have a part in it? Who knows at this point because A gets more shady by the day. C is a convicted rapist who has been publicly exposed in the past. My best guess is that C is calling out the crap that A is spinning and that B is in on it. I think A needs to watch what he does very carefully. People are learning he is not who he seems but just a guy out to make a buck. Maybe that is why all his recent co-workers in that musical project have been speaking out.

(A) former A list teen actor: Corey Feldman
(B) double celebrity offspring: Keith Coogan (grandfather: Jackie Coogan; mother: Leslie Diane Coogan Mitchell) (played Marty Weiss in "A Tale of Two Coreys"
(C) accused of doing something awful to A's best friend: Marty Weiss (Corey Haim) (conviction)
Movie: "A Tale of Two Coreys"
Musical project: former band members after he canceled his tour

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#9**
This former A- list tweener actress turned adult singer/bad actress is holding back her big guns. That would be calling out the man her mom dated who used to rape the actress when she was a tween. The actress says her mom knew and did nothing. Selena Gomez/Mandy Teefey

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actress all of you know who were reading gossip a decade ago because she was EVERYWHERE, forgot to mention a couple of things about her recent breakup. Yes, her actor boyfriend cheated. What did she do when she found out? This is so her. Oh, how I have missed this. She woke him up one night by sharpening a knife at their bedside. He was gone the next day. Anne Heche/James Tupper

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#11**
This closeted A- list reality star has several daughters. At least two of the boyfriends of the daughters say the reality star has hit on them or groped them or walked in on them while they were changing clothes. Todd Chrisley ("Chrisley Knows Best")

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#12**
This permanent A list singer who has done a lot more "singing" the past few years rather any actual singing says the first time she had sex was with this other permanent A list singer/wannabe actor and that it was not consensual. She also says that when she had sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee he slipped her some kind of drug and she doesn't remember much of the encounter. She won't call it rape, but when she was describing it, she says she wasn't aware of anything until after. Britney Spears/Justin Timberlake/Ben Affleck

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#13**
This B list do anything actor shared a recent personal event that happened in his past. Interesting that he forgot to mention anything about the abuse he committed against his much more famous ex. I doubt she has forgotten. Johnathon Schaech (molested by director Franco Zeffirelli) (Christina Applegate)

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#14**
Do you remember a few weeks ago I wrote about this A list celebrity with A++ list political connections who was meeting several times a week with the wife of an A+++ list criminal. Yeah, well it turns out there is some money laundering going on which our A list celebrity has been coordinating. This is going to blow up and look so bad. I guarantee someone will be able to piece together some way that a percentage of the money taken as a fee for laundering is supporting terrorists or something akin to it. Huma Abedin (Hillary Clinton email investigation)/Anthony Weiner (Spousal Testimony Privilege)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#15**
Back On Drugs And Back Being An A-Hole: So, for the day at least, lets get away from the dark and macabre and enjoy a real Hollywood jerk acting like a jerk and taking every chance possible to be the biggest jerk in jerk town. He is A list. You know what? Actually let us make him A+ list. It is very possible he could win some Oscars this year. Not for anything in front of the camera, but behind. For someone who is behind the camera, all of you know him anyway, so that shows just how A list he is. He has been on an award show binge this winter. To every show he has brought a different escort or stripper. He has a loooooooong history with escorts and hookers and strippers. Anyway, at a recent event he introduced the woman he brought as, "My b**ch for the night." At about award show number four with different bottle blonde escort someone asked if he ever dated anyone of color. He said, "If they are not pale white, I am not touching that s**t." There was the award show where one of the women dared to speak and he said the only speaking she was allowed to do was in bed and if he had wanted someone smart he would have stayed home and masturbated. He is back on drugs in a big way and is doing all kinds of coke and pills. He has been sweaty and messy and is not doing his movie any favors. It shocks me that his lead actress would work with him. It shocks me she still smiles and takes pictures with him every night at these award shows knowing what she knows. I would think she at least would skip some of these events. Catch a cold or pneumonia or something. I know he makes her skin crawl. No one says anything to this guy. Aaron Sorkin ("Molly’s Game")/Jessica Chastain

149. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/12
This Hollywood nanny has worked for some of the biggest celebrities in the world, but she describes the high-profile children of this A list couple as by far the worst she’s ever looked after. "Entitled, spoilt and rude," says the nanny, who claims most celebrity kids are usually – to our surprise – quite good. She predicts these kids to grow into "just the worst" adults. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
This foreign born flash in the pan one named A list singer who still has A list name recognition because of that name spent a lot of time out of the country working on a reality show. Lets just say he loved that the age of consent in the country was 16 and that his very rich girlfriend at the time paid them off if something went wrong. Seal ("The Voice"/Australia)/Erica Packer (James Packer’s ex)

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is hiding out in the US because she stole a painting from one of her clients. Now she is hoping another client will pay off the victim client so she can go back overseas and make some money. Lindsay Lohan

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
The long hidden secret daughter of this permanent A list singer who is not the most famous person in her family is talking. She doesn't know she is talking, but she is. All of that information she knows about everyone in the family and the incest and the molestation is all going to come out. The guy she thinks loves her might love her, but he is also writing a book and just hired an investigator to follow up on some of the tips. Janet Jackson

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
Our favorite B+ list closeted actor from that defunct network ensemble show should know the show he is promoting would have paid for that recent story about him and his beard. Instead, the actor paid for it out of his own pocket. The problem is that he completely screwed up his dating timeline and couldn't answer basic questions about the relationship. Did you see him run away from his beard at one point on the Golden Globes red carpet when she tried to bring him into an interview. He literally ran. Darren Criss ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story") (Mia Swier)

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#5**
This married part time reality star/celebrity/former porn star who is still living off the porn he made with that A+ lister has been trying his hardest to get the arch nemesis of the A+ lister to make a porn with him. Ray J (Kim Kardashian)/Blac Chyna

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#6**
This tabloid/website/show has made it very clear it is going to side with men whenever possible in this Time'sUp battle. They have gone out of their way to defend studios and men and taking any chance they can to poke holes in any women's story. TMZ

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#7**
Our A+ list mogul has laid down the law. He has so much dirt on a certain producer that she can't even say one bad thing about the A list director who is a few weeks away from having his world come crashing down. The producer has no problems trashing this other A list director who has already fallen from grace. She is selling her soul to the mogul. Eventually it will come back to haunt her.
A+ mogul: David Geffen
Producer: Lauren Shuler Donner
A list director: Brett Ratner
Other A list director: Bryan Singer

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#8**
This half of a brotherly duo in film likes to pretend he grew up very poor. He is rebooting one of the more famous movies of the past three decades. A movie that made the career of this A+ lister. This producer/writer has cheated on all of his girlfriends because of his obsession with happy ending massage parlors. It is a rare day when he doesn't go to one. When he was in college he used to always try and pressure women to orally service him. One of his big breaks was when this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor agreed to star in his movie. That actor was subject to a daily torrent of abuse and demeaning language from the producer/writer who physically and mentally broke down the actor.

Half of brotherly duo: Josh Safdie (Benny)
Reboot/A+ lister: ("48 Hours")/Eddie Murphy

College: Boston University
Big break movie: "Good Time"
Foreign born A- list actor: Robert Pattinson (asked to masturbate a dog, but refused)

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actor is probably not expecting the lawsuit headed his way. Oh sure, he thinks a woman might file one but what about that guy he raped a few years back who had to go to the hospital? Yeah, I bet he thought that guy was out of the picture. Nope. Not even close. James Franco

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#10**
The head of this network is about to go crashing down in a ball of flames. The things he has done to employees and actresses who work for the network is mind blowing. Les Moonves (CBS)

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#11**
This B+ list rapper who dates the one named A- list singer makes her pay for all the coke they use. Considering he uses about ten times what she does, that seems like an uncool thing. G-Eazy/Halsey

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#12**
Look for this former A- list celebrity/pitchman to get sprung from jail early. Apparently he has some celebrity names to exchange for his freedom who were recipients of the child porn videos he made. One of those celebrities is a former A- list politician who is already in jail. That A- lister in turn is willing to name names which are a whole lot bigger than him. Jared Fogle ("Subway")/Anthony Weiner

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#13**
This A/A+ list height challenged actor is up for a new role he wants very much. The thing is though, the foot fetish director would rather have someone who is not going to get high and mighty if there is sex on the set because it is what our director lives for. Tom Cruise/Quentin Tarantino (Charles Manson murders)

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#14**
This former A list athlete has been cheating on his actress/model wife. Things do not look good for the married couple's future. Andy Roddick/Brooklyn Decker

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#15**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is acting as cover for her A list ex who is about to be accused of some heinous behavior. He thinks it will look better if he is still dating the actress and she can say nice things about him. Probably won't be with a straight face. Jennifer Lawrence/Darren Aronofsky

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#16**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show seems to have amnesia about the time she hooked up with this former A++ list politician. Her memory only seems to work well when it is advantageous to her. Rose McGowan ("Charmed")/Bill Clinton

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#17**
Someone Help Me: If you were just barely a teen and were on a film set a long way from home, things would be tough. If your boss, a permanent A+ lister sent away your minder every night so he could tuck you in, you too would still wake up screaming in the middle of the night two decades later. Such is the fate of this former child actress who was in one of the biggest movies of all time. She says it started one night when she was on set and the A+ lister said he wanted to go over a few lines with her that night after dinner. He came to her hotel room and sent away the person in charge of watching over her. From that night, for the next month, she was molested and assaulted and forced to do things she has never done since even with her new husband. The A+ lister took away her childhood and her teen years. He took away every happy memory she had prior to that date and made every day the worst. She has undergone years and years of therapy. She refuses to talk about the film to anyone because she breaks down in tears. She will never join in any tribute to the A+ lister because of what he did to her. When she needed to scream and shake in the movie, she had no problems with motivation. She would just think about the night before. Ariana Richards (Lex/"Jurassic Park")/Steven Spielberg

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
In a way it is really nice of this athletic/entertainment company to let this performer save face by giving an excuse for leaving the company. On the other hand, maybe if they announced the performer failed another drug test it would help the performer get the help they need. Paige (WWE)

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
This foreign born former A+ list athlete was considered the greatest British soccer player of his time. When he was in his mid 30's, on a tour of the US, he and a friend raped a 15 year old in a hotel room. George Best

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
This long running FX show which recently switched channels might have set the record for most behind the scenes settlements with actresses and crew that has ever been recorded. One person told me that right before she quit, one of the actors came up to her and asked how come she had not"blown him" yet and they should go to his trailer and change that. She proceeded to kick him in the balls and enjoyed watching him bend over in pain. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress is on a very very hit almost television show. At an award show this week, she was even more desperately thin than the last time I saw her. She didn't eat anything but a crouton and seems to be living entirely on water and cocaine. Natalia Dyer ("Stranger Things")

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
This foreign born still very much a not legal teenage B+ list mostly television actress has been hooking up with a late 20's actor she met at an award show in December. Her parents don't seem to care because the A- list actor they think would be good for her career. Her parents are the worst.

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is older and an Academy Award winner was probably grateful for a recent celebrity death. She stayed quiet until the end about what the actor did to her when she was younger. I had really been hoping considering his year in 2017 that she might have left a note behind. I guess it was not to be. Christopher Plummer/Heather Menzies-Urich (Louisa von Trapp "The Sound of Music")

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#7**
After having zero celebrities wear her line at the Golden Globes, this designer was hoping a divorce news release would change things for the Oscars. You know, it might if she was actually getting divorced. Right now it is still just a news release and an agreement but no actual divorce. Things are dire for the designer and that NYFW show is in jeopardy. Georgina Chapman (Harvey Weinstein)

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
This former A list teen actor has been reduced to having people film drugged hostage type like videos to find people to support him.

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#9**
Trafficking: Want to traffic tweens and teens? Need a great cover? Well, this A list mostly movie actor and his very rich friend seem to have figured out the perfect way. Use a charity to disguise all your movements. That very rich friend has the A lister wrapped around her finger because she has provided him with those barely legal Eastern European women for well over a decade. Yes, while he was married too. The very rich friend has lots and lots of connections in Eastern Europe. Those teens and barely legal women get sent on "humanitarian missions" to this Caribbean country. Then, with the help of friendly government officials in the Caribbean country are given passports from that country and birth certificates. Then, using a special program they get to visit the US. Of course those visits are really just a way to sell them off to the highest bidders which invariably are sex traffickers. Meanwhile, that same Caribbean country rounds up orphans from their own country and ships them off to that Eastern European country where they are then sent throughout Europe and the Middle East where they end up working as slaves and sex workers for years and years.
A list actor: Sean Penn (Robin Wright)
Very rich friend: Sanela Diana Jenkins (Bosnian entrepreneur and philanthropist)
Charity: Jenkins-Penn Haitian Relief Organization (Haiti)

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress recently found out that her parents allowed a photographer to take naked photos of her when she was about 10 just so a family member could land a really big part in a movie. Tatum O'Neal (Ryan O’Neal "Paper Moon")

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had a piece of luggage containing about $5M when he landed overseas. I'm guessing he didn't declare that money before he left the US. Leonardo DiCaprio (Marrakesh E-Prix in Morocco)

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly television actor who played the same character for well over a decade was given an interesting present for Christmas. Apparently she hired several women to come spank the actor for a few hours. Kelsey Grammer (Dr. Frasier Crane); Chris Noth (Mr. Big); Christopher Meloni (Elliot Stabler)/gift from Mariska Hargitay; John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis)

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#4**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been trying to reach out to the former vampire movie actress. She thinks if they hook up it would be great publicity for both of them. Lindsay Lohan/Kristen Stewart

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#5**
This A- list mostly television actress who will be making Hallmark movies until the end of time when her current network hit goes off the air was all over this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who already has a girlfriend and a wife. Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")/Ewan McGregory ("Critics' Choice Awards")

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#6**This B- list take what she can actress is only that high because of her stunt last week. This week was probably her best week yachting wise in years. Oh, and then there was the pap she orally serviced in exchange for taking photos of her. She really wants a reality show. Probably not going to happen. Blanca Blanco (wore red to the Golden Globes)

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#7**
The Church's New Investment: Apparently The Church is finding it more difficult to bring in children the way they have in the past. That elusive head of the Church has donated tens of millions of dollars to research against diseases, many of which adversely affect third world countries. It was during this process of trying to eradicate a disease that one of the scientists created a pathogen which can kill swiftly and effectively. When the head of The Church heard about it, he agreed to test it on a village in a country that was friendly to bribes. It worked really well. It killed an astonishing number of people which were mainly adults. The children of the adults were 30-40 miles distant at a boarding school. Now, with no parents, they needed to be adopted. The Church, along with more bribes to the government had a great way to get large numbers of children quickly. With that success, they decided to try it again, but this time, the villagers didn't stay in place as they had before and some traveled to a neighboring village. The next thing you know, it has now started spreading to different countries and killing people faster than they can create cover stories. Look for them to spread the rumor it is an Ebola outbreak to give themselves a chance to destroy the evidence of what they did. It wouldn't shock me if they come forward with a cure and make hundreds of millions of dollars. That might bring too much publicity for them though. Even they would have tough time watching thousands of people die though wouldn't they?

Global Health in The Division of Infectious Diseases/David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA
Madagascar plague November 2017
Uganda plague January 2018

183. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/15
You will struggle to believe this one is true, but I’ve definitely seen the receipts. This iconic A list personality, who could definitely be described as an enigma, has to enter an elevator to get to their regular place of work. Nothing out of the ordinary about that, right? "Nobody else is allowed in the elevator ever," says the source. "No one. Ever. Not even [name omitted]’s security or team." "Maybe [name omitted]’s got a fetish," jokes another. Howard Stern

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#1**
This Housewife with multiple shows is hiding from her husband the fact that she owes a ton of money to a casino on a line of credit. I guess he will find out when they get sued for the $500K. Oh, and they don't have that kind of money. Kim Zolciak-Biermann

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
This former A+ list singer/television actress/reality star/stage star who is now just a one named celebrity hoping someone makes a Whitney biopic is so heavily medicated that at times it seems she can barely function. Half of the meds seem to be her own doing. She could use some professional help. Brandy Norwood

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
This in the news again convicted child molester who is always talked about by this former teen A list mostly movie actor is back in show business. No, not in Los Angeles, but he is pulling a Lou Pearlman over in the Philippines. He has running auditions for teen and tween boy bands and is molesting and raping dozens. He is evil. Corey Feldman/Marty Weiss

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
This one named former infamous reality star all of you know would kill her significant other if he cheated on her but she is hooking up daily with a potential investor in one of her bound to fail get rich quick schemes. Coco/Ice-T

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#5**
The Web: The people behind the widow with all of the money have hired a bot farm. All they do is create new Instagram accounts and immediately respond to anything negative written about the widow or any of the truth people are revealing every day about the situation. There are hundreds of these accounts. People report them, but nothing is being done because that A+ lister has a whole lot of dirt on the person ultimately in power there.
Widow: Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
A+ lister: David Geffen
Person ultimately in power: Mark Zuckerman

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#6**
This whole Time's Up effort is great, but one of the male leaders of the movement who mainly took a leadership position to cover for wrong doings and was closeted for many years continues to use all of that power he wields for ill gains. There is not any teen or young 20's man he runs into that he doesn't try and coerce into having sex with him for a part or a promise of a part. It is interesting that no one will ever dare call him out, including the women who organized the movement. They let him do what he has always done. Oh, and this is not Geffen. Bryan Lourd

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#7**
The Church's Money: Why would a church way out in the middle of nowhere America be spending so much time in Africa? Yesterday I told you about an experiment that has gone horribly wrong. I also told you about the bribes they have been paying to try and keep everything quiet and to also pay off government leaders in those countries for allowing their citizens to be used in an awful drug experiment and killed. Where is all the money coming from. Yes, the leader is very rich, but apparently he is not using just his money for all of this. It was his money that he donated to various causes that led to the discovery of the pathogen but that was incidental to the cause he was funding. Where is the church getting all of this money? Apparently that is another reason they are in Africa. Several years ago they learned about the presence of a "map." I call it a map but it was just a sheet of laminated paper. On that paper were the names of apartment buildings and apartment numbers. These apartments were scattered across almost every country in Africa. Where was this sheet of paper located? Libya. It was the treasure that Gaddafi had stolen from his own country and also all of the ill gotten gains he collected for being the pimp to every bad desire everyone had ever wanted fulfilled. If you go back a few years, I wrote about one of those horrible fantasies and the members of Hollywood involved. After the fall of Libya in 2011, no one could find his money. They found some, but not the assumed billion or two he must have had stashed away. One of the lovers of one of his sons had the list but no one could find her. It turns out that this lover had a part in one of the blinds from earlier this week. After the divorce from her husband, she took up with one of the sons and he helped finance her lifestyle. Yes, she was and is very rich, but the son had much more money and he had access to all of the leaders in Africa and all that money to be made from gems and oil. At some point she acquired that list. Some say she acquired that list in 2012. What else happened in Libya in 2012? Yeah. For the past six years, The Church has methodically gone to these apartments and found boxes and boxes of cash. Literally rooms filled to the top with boxes of cash. That is a whole lot of money to move even with their connections. They then stumbled upon an idea that until recently has worked very well for them. They loaded cash in boxes belonging to a relief organization that has operations in every country of the world including the US. Those boxes are never checked. What a wonderful way to move the money all over the world. Recently, however, in a raid by a country that actually can't be bribed police found some of the boxes being readied for shipment. One could hope this would throw a spotlight on to the operation, but they just have so many friends in so many places, it is going to be tough.

Leader: David Geffen
Gaddafi and Hollywood (#1) (#2)
Libya 2012: Benghazi attack
Relief organization: Red Cross or Le Comité International pour la Protection des Droits de l’Homme (the CIPDH participates in programs of the United Nations Global Compact and sponsors creation of children's shelters and schools)
One of the lovers of one of his sons: Sanela Diana Jenkins/Mutassim Gaddafi

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