NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

This A list singer enjoys her drugs. I'm not sure at this point she could go even a day or two without them. So, what to do when traveling to a country that is anything but drug friendly? Make it part of your "meet and greet," that the person you are meeting supplies you with some. Katy Perry (Abu Dhabi Capital of the United Arab Emirates)

I feel like for the past month, this former tween actor/singer with the name he can't shake as an adult has been trying to convince the world how straight he is. I think that is because one of his exes is about to come out and explain to the world that the B/B+ lister enjoys men more than women. Shad "Bow Wow" Moss

This B list host/reality star/singer is going to look like crap when many others start slamming her still husband for sexually exploiting and abusing them when they were in their early to mid-teens. Don't even get me started about what he did when they were legal. Tamar Braxton/Vince Herbert

Back in the 70's European royalty was kind of a mess. I blame drugs. And not having to ever get a job. Anyway, a princess in Europe married a guy from a country nowhere near Europe. They produced a child who decided the US university system was his chance to make as much money as possible selling drugs to as many students as possible. Later in life he got married to a woman who preferred not to be monogamous. That woman was the downfall of the indie rock darling couple/group when the male in the group decided he would rather have sex with her than be married or play music.
Princess in Europe: Princess Christina of the Netherlands
Husband: Jorge Pérez y Guillermo
Child/his wife: Bernardo Guillermo/Eva Prinz
Indie rock darling couple/group: Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon ("Sonic Youth")

You know, I write far too frequently about this B list model/celebrity offspring of barely there celebrities who is not named Hailey Baldwin. Anyway, this B lister hooks up with her foreign born A list singer ex whenever he is in the mood. She also has been passed around by him to others he owes favors to or wants to work with. She lets herself be named as a name of someone who is dating this foreign born A list singer/rapper even though she isn't, just because she thinks it makes her sound good. Her most recent bad decision was pretending she had a threesome that included a man and this closeted NFL A lister. The only threesome she would have been having with that pair is watching. They wouldn't have even noticed her.

B list model/celebrity offspring: Bella Hadid (Yolanda Hadid, Mohamed Hadid)
Foreign born A list singer ex: The Weeknd
Foreign born A list singer/rapper: Drake
Closeted NFL A lister: Odell Beckham Jr.

Showing how much he cares for his supposed love of his life, this former A+ list tweener brought another woman with him on vacation to sleep with at night while his A-/B+ list singer girlfriend partied all night with her drugs. Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber

This former A list comic/reality star/host/part-time actress really thinks she is going to be invited back to a long time gig she hosted. Despite the failings of her replacement, she just doesn't stand a chance. It will crush her. She has no support from anyone in a position to get her old job back. They just worry about themselves and no one else. Kathy Griffin/Andy Cohen ("New Year’s Eve" on CNN with Anderson Cooper)

This foreign born A+ list athlete who plays one of the minor major sports and has vowels beginning his first and last name was set up by an organization from his country. They busted him having sex with a 14 year old teen they had arranged to introduce him to. Now, he is helping the organization and really causing havoc with sports gamblers in this winter sport. Alex Ovechkin (Washington Capitals/National Hockey League) ("PutinTeam")

This former A+ list reality star might actually get married but right now she picked up $50K for advertising a place to get jewelry. Money means more to her than anything else. Paris Hilton/Chris Zylka
(celebrity jeweler Michael Greene)

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#10**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is basically all action movies right now had a poker party while out of the country with his latest girlfriend. He made her orally service every member of the poker party. His last girlfriend walked multiple times when he tried to make her do that. Gerard Butler/Morgan Brown (dating Liev Schreiber in May) (Madalina Diana Ghenea)

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#11**
So, apparently if you keep all the secrets you know in house about all the sexual harassment and assault, you not only get promoted, but thanks from the deviant too. Hoda Kotb (replacing Matt Lauer on "Today")

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#12**
The soon to be husband of this on again off again Bravo reality star is far more interested in sleeping with the daughter of the reality star, but the mom has the money. Danielle Staub/Marty Caffrey ("Real Housewives of New Jersey") (Christine Staub born 1994 and Jillian Staub born 1998)

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#13**
The Real List: Several months ago I wrote a blind item which I revealed stating that this back in the day A list teen actor had been compromised. The always in need of cash to support his Hugh Hefner wannabe lifestyle, the former actor took a very large payment in return for always staying silent. What he was allowed to do and even encouraged to do was keep up the noise and pretend he was going to do a huge expose. With the help of his benefactors he did compile a list of absolute nobodies. Although they were nobodies, they did do damage to kids growing up. There is one actor they messed up so badly that he didn't work for almost two decades. He basically earned a living from his wife's salary and the gay porn he did. It is only this year that he finally is doing legit mainstream work again and is also getting his revenge against the A list producer from that movie who looked the other way. That producer made tens of millions from a very hit pay cable show which later became a movie while tossing away the actor as a cost of doing business. Anyway, it shows that nobodies cause hurt and pain and even lead people to commit suicide. What they don't have is the money to make things right for the people that are hurt. Because the former teen actor won't come through with the goods, I will. I have shared a few via blind item, but over the past few weeks I have spoken to someone who knows the names. The person I spoke to, knew that the former teen actor was full of crap with his list because the person I spoke to has first hand knowledge of the biggest abusers of that time. Their relative was at the center of it all.

Messed up actor: Stephen Geoffreys
Compromised Former Teen Actor: Cory Feldman

#1 - This horror director was A+ list. Whether you were male or female, you were going to have to have sex with him for any part other than a lead. If you were out of your teens, don't even bother to apply. If you were over 18, then you didn't make the cut for many of his earlier movies.

#2 - This foreign born horror director has hundreds of audition tapes which mainly involve young boys and girls undressing while he asks them a series of sexual questions. He always asks basically the same questions and always tries to get them undressed. His most recent wife left him recently when she discovered the trove. He wrote her a massive check to keep her from going to the authorities. In that trove are at least five or six A+ listers who were unknowns back when they were abused.#3 - This permanent A list mostly movie director raped a series of teen boys who were auditioning for a a movie starring 95% men. His check to keep everything quiet was by far the largest. Joel Schumacher ("Lost Boys"); Francis Ford Coppola ("The Outsiders")

#3 - This permanent A list mostly movie director raped a series of teen boys who were auditioning for a a movie starring 95% men. His check to keep everything quiet was by far the largest.

14. MR. X 01/03
What comic who had a pretty rough 2017 is rumored to be a surprise presenter for at least one of the big award shows this year? She's allegedly talking to that actor who impersonates a politician to present with her. If he's not available, she's been also talking to that one named legendary singer who she's friends with to co-present and maybe the actor will pre-tape something to "interact" with the two ladies. Kathy Griffin/Alec Baldwin/Cher ("Golden Globes")

This A list model with the alliteration for a name tried to extend the olive branch during a recent life event for an A list singer. Shot down. No response, no nothing from the singer. Hey, the model gave it her best shot so of course she is going to take a couple of digs at the singer. The singer holds a grudge longer than anyone ever. You now what though? It was the singer's fault. She told the model to act a certain way and when she did, the singer got testy. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift

So far, this rapper and his A list initialed A list rapper girlfriend have been pushing back against reports he got someone pregnant while dating. It looks like the total is not just one other woman, but two. So far. Is there something that prevents condom use when you are famous and in a relationship? Cardi B/Offset

The drug use is real. The violence is real. Somehow though, despite those two factors, fame and being famous and keeping a reality show seems to be the most important factor in the relationship of these two people in the record industry who are married and have a reality show. They actually had sex within the past 72 hours which just blows my mind. Tamar Braxton/Vince Herbert

The widow is always rushing to court to get anyone she sees more than once in her day a restraining order. She is paranoid that all of these people are following her to find out what she is hiding. She is right, some of them are. She should be equally as afraid of the people the A+ lister has following her to make sure she isn't talking to anyone she shouldn't be. Did I tell you about the guy that was hired to film her for her potential show and she lost her mind at him? She went on a rampage because she thought he installed secret cameras in her house and hired a company to come look for them while she made the crew watch. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)/David Geffen

I previously told you that this B+ list rapper dating the one named A-/B+ list singer would drag him down with her into his drug use. He specializes in getting women hooked on drugs and then passing them around like party favors. He has the one named singer doing lines of coke almost every waking hour while he cheats on her and uses her for his own gain. G-Easy/Halsey

This foreign born still one hit wonder apparently is hooking up with this alt right guy who has been in the news more this past year for who has punched him and arrested him than anything else. This would win the 2018 strangest coupling and it is only three days in.
Iggy Azalea/Richard Spencer

I am just going to leave this tip as is from the source, just because it seems perfect as is. I had just moved to L.A. for a new advertising gig. This was back in 2010 or so. I was put on a packaged food account and sold a fun campaign that was basically one big snark on the Harriet Homemaker type. I figured it was going to be a fun shoot since shooting comedy always is, right? It got even more fun when we managed to snag a very kind and down to earth actress/comedian as the star of the spots. She'd been on a show on a cable show that I found hilarious but the reason people were really excited was she'd just been in an girl-ensemble comedy film that was a box office success so it was a big deal. What was even a bigger deal was who we got to direct it. Now this person was a big deal in that A, he makes great movies and B, is a seriously loose cannon. We know this because of some leaked audio of him yelling at a comedian during a filming of one of his other films. Somehow we decided to roll the dice and ride the crazy train. The first thing I noticed that was off about him was the fact he wore the same seersucker suit every day. For weeks. From the pre-production to the day of shoot. It got more bedraggled as it went along. He had seriously manic energy and the crazy vibe was so strong. He cost his production company about ten grand during one day because he sat in his SUV talking on his cell phone and eating a bowl of cereal an hour into our shoot time. Our producer just about blew out a lung yelling at the production company's producer. During the shoot the only person he treated with respect was the actress/comedian. The other people who were in the spot were "regular actors." He belittled them, would rhetorically ask them if they really wanted to act for a living and he wasn't getting what they wanted. The vibe was just negative all around and everyone was walking on eggshells. Now so far it's child's play. Here's the interesting part. At one point on a break, we've almost wrapped the shoot. He goes over to where our clients are sitting, to chat with them. At one point, he asks the woman if he can speak to her in private. Before we know it, he's pulled her up from her chair and pushed her into a closet. I remember his producer trying to go in with them but he was having none of it. A few minutes later, they come out, she's flustered and he's back on set. The client is so flustered she's wanting a drink and demands one. She insists and doesn't care about rules of drinking on set and a runner is sent out for wine. What we discovered later-- and this is where it's really disturbing, is that he violated her. But not in the way you'd think. What he did was, he apparently had a pair of tweezers in his pocket, pulled them out and plucked out one of her nose hairs. Apparently, it had been bugging him. What's even more surprising I remember, is that when we told his long-time editor who was cutting our spots what had happened, she looked at us in disbelief for a moment and then said "That's all that happened? Man he must have really been trying to behave himself." Oh yeah, and in what came as a shock to no one, shortly after the campaign ran we lost the account. The client was unhappy with us already; the experience with the director just put the final nail in the coffin.

Commercial: Hillshire Farm "Go Meat!"
Actress/comedian: Wendi McLendon-Covey
Cable show: "Reno 911"
Girl-ensemble comedy film: "Bridesmaids"

Director: David O. Russell
Actress he yelled at in other film: Lily Tomlin ("I Heart Huckabees")

This 16 year old at the time says she was sexually assaulted on an almost daily basis by this A/A- list mostly movie actor in an acting family while on the set of this movie from not that long ago. She says she complained to not only the producers, but also to this A- list mostly movie actress she was working with on the movie who told her she had to deal with the same things when she was the age of the 16 year old. Her advice was just to try and avoid it but if you couldn't, then to get each time over with as quickly as possible and focus on your career. Definitely sounds like the advice who married a predator.
Actress: Zoey King
A/A- list actor: James Franco
A- list actress: Kate Winslet
Movie: "Zeroville" filmed in 2014

He is an A list producer with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations. He cheats on his faith based movie producer wife all of the time. The wife says she has sex with Jesus on a daily basis. So, yeah, this family is a mess. Gil Netter/Lani Netter

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#10**
I suppose when this foreign born A list dual threat actor saw his bank accounts were several million dollars less than they should have been, that perhaps he understood his wife was not really interested in love, but enriching her own accounts. That money has already moved several steps thanks to her long time lover. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#11**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is married. She recently wrote a very large check to a woman who claims she was harassed by the husband of the actress. Can't have that coming out right now with all of the things the actress has been preaching. I notice she didn't file for divorce or anything either. She is just rug sweeping. Reese Witherspoon/Jim Toth

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#12**
The Graves: Slightly over three decades ago, there was a meeting on a yacht in the Med. A very important meeting. Things were dire and the whole escapade was crumbling and was going to leave some very important people with some very public egg on their face. Attending the meeting were several world leaders, two of the richest people in the world, and several others, all of whom who were being catered to by a group of teens from the country of one of the world leaders. The focus of their discussion was half a world away. To see what they were discussing, we need to take a step back. In the late 1960's and early 1970's, G was one of the wealthiest men in the world. Although he could have any one in the world to have sex with, G enjoyed the company of young girls. Very very young girls. Under 10 was his preferred. He imported the girls from a foreign country and housed them in the annex of his home which he reached via an underground tunnel. The girls were supplied by a very close friend of his who we will call M. It turns out M also had a love of young girls and provided them to other people like G all over the world. In return, M was protected in power and also enriched himself personally from these men who gave him gifts of not only cash, but also paintings by the masters and so much more. They also arranged for other governments to prop his up in the face of rebellion. When G died, things started to go downhill. Although one of his children (J) also was a fan of the young girls and availed himself frequently, he also ended up taking things too far and some of the girls ended up dead. J also had some big drug issues and was not of the same caliber connection wise that G had been. J was also under a great deal of pressure from siblings and bankers to do something with the annex to the house. The same annex where the young girls were located. Fast forward a few years. The same men in power like G that had helped prop up M were all dying off. They were being replaced by other men who had their focus on other areas of the world. All too often they didn't care about young girls and had other vices that they could fulfill from other dictators. The problem was what to do about all the girls all over the world that were in place or dead? That was the purpose of the meeting on the yacht. What was decided was everyone who had a girl in their possession could keep them in place but could never let them go. If they wanted them killed, they could send them to J and he would make arrangements to kill them. In total, about 50 of these girls were killed. They were dumped beneath the foundation of an addition to the annex which was built several miles from the original annex. If you ever want to know why a hit was never put out on the spouse of M or any of his own kids it is because that meeting on the yacht was recorded both via audio and video and M made sure that everyone knows she has a copy of them. She also made it known that if she, or her kids were to die, that the recordings would be released. M's spouse is very old so people are worried that she has not made any plans to not release it when she dies. Apparently this recording discusses many world leaders and titans of industry who all had their own young boys or girls from this country they abused. Oh, and just so you know, this will be revealed. This is too important to not be revealed.

G: J. Paul Getty
M: Ferdinand Marcos (President of the Philippines) (art collection)
Spouse: Imelda Marcos
J: John Paul Getty Jr.

"Getty Center"/"Getty Center Monorail"

A couple of weeks ago I told you about this former A list NFL player who is a serial cheater. I have been telling you about him for awhile. He was trying to get back together with the mother of his kids while also having sex with that part-time online actress/part-time yachter who used to be with the former A+ list singer. I told you he was cheating on her with yet another person, I just didn't know that other person is underage. Apparently she was not the only underage girl he is trying to hook up with too. Victor Cruz/Elaina Watley/Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)

KINDNESS: This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer was out to dinner with his less famous sibling. A young woman approached the table and told the more famous sibling about her health condition. The more famous sibling shares that health condition and spent a good 20 minutes just being a really nice guy as they commiserated over living with the illness for their whole lives before taking a bunch of pictures. Nick Jonas (Joe Jonas) (type 1 diabetes)

This A- list British mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee says she for one was happy to have sex with a couple of producers when her career was just beginning. She says she has a career because of it that is A list and that a British contemporary of hers who refused to sleep with producers has been forced to move to a non English speaking country just to land parts. Most of you know the latter actress but not the same way you know the other actress.

This former A+ list tweener who needed the whole family to get to A+ list is not dating this permanent A list mostly movie actress. Oh, don't get me wrong. She likes them young and you can ask her daughter's boyfriends about that. The thing is though, she also likes them to be into her and that former A+ lister is about 180 degrees from that. Nick Jonas/Demi Moore

Caught up in a world of drugs and sex and foreign travel, this A+ list celebrity/mogul who is richer than rich has fallen right back in the web of this A- list mostly movie actress who somehow managed to get the mogul to invest $300K into a non existent business of the girlfriend of the actress. This is an incredible long con the actress is running. Elon Musk/Amber Heard/Tasya van Ree

I had no idea this B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was getting married. When I saw her just a few weeks ago at a party she was sucking face with someone who is definitely not her new spouse. Ellen Page/Emma Portner

Apparently the marriage of this former A list teen mostly movie actor is on the rocks because he can't stop trying to hit on women who are all over his social media now. I wonder how this all fits in with his current campaign. I'm sure his wife would love knowing about the woman he hooked up with last week. Don't even get me started on the women a close family member is having sex with only wanted to help and now are being used. Corey Feldman/Courtney Anne Mitchell ("TRUTH Campaign Pt 2: The Sequel")

These two former co-stars from a long long long running network show have an interesting history. One is an A list mostly television actor who has his own show now. The other is a foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress. Our actor is married, but our actress is not. For many years the co-stars have been carrying on a torrid affair. Obviously this was made easier when they worked together. At one point a few years ago, our actress was dumped by her boyfriend when she got pregnant by the actor. When she told the actor he went on a bit of out of control spree and was not nice to the actress. Things became so tense that she walked from the show. At some point she miscarried. Fast forward and he is still married and she is single. He has not trouble finding work and she has a lot of trouble finding the same level work. They kept in touch and even though he has a wife who watches his every move, somehow managed to connect with the actress multiple times. Once again, she got pregnant. This time he was going to leave his wife, but once again chickened out and our actress once again miscarried. She really needs to move on from the guy. As much as others would like to see them together and as miserable as his marriage is and for everyone involved in it, the whole thing just seems toxic.
Actor: Michael Weatherly (Bojana Jankovic)
Actress: Cote de Pablo (Diego Serrano)
Show: "NCIS"
New show: "Bull"

So, let me get this straight. This female A list athlete cheated on her significant other with a fellow athlete who was cheating on his significant other and neither lost any kind of sponsorship deals. Fast forward and our female A lister has a chance to make a few bucks and get the kind of publicity she has not had in ages. All she has to do is make out with A fellow A list athlete because you know he is never in a million years actually going to have sex with her. He found the perfect beard. Someone who cares way more about fame than anything else. Danica Patrick/Ricky Stenhouse Jr./Aaron Rodgers

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#10**
The good news for this Housewife about being reinstated is that she has moved from a by the hour price to a by the night price. Baby steps. Danielle Staub ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#11**
This is what happens when you let your boyfriend manage you. This A+ list singer was offered $1M for an hour performance at a private party. The boyfriend turned it down because it was for a single Russian oligarch and he was afraid the singer would leave him for the oligarch. Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#12**
This closeted NBA player who does his best to find a beard got orally serviced by another guy at his NYE party. Blake Griffin

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#13**
It all began unraveling a little over two decades ago. His carefully constructed facade crumbled under the revelation that this permanent A+ list singer had multiple sexual relationships with girls as young as 9. It was the early 90's and he was working on of all things a children's record. It was not his record, but a female singer/songwriter who probably reached a peak of A- list in her career. For the most part, the female singer was a B lister. She did get a top 10 single on the top 200 and a number one on one of the specialized Billboard charts. She wanted to make a children's record to give her young child something to listen to. It was a nice touch. Anyway, she was working with the A+ lister on the record and he wanted to make a video. So, some kids and their parents were invited to make the video. One of the parents that was at the video was 21 years old. With her was her 7 year old daughter. The father of that 7 year old? The A+ list singer. Yes, that means he impregnated a 14 year old. She was not the only teen he has ever impregnated. There are rumors that there are over a dozen teens he got pregnant through his decades long career. Usually our singer would brush these kinds of things off and send a team of his lawyers swarming over any teen who tried to cause a fuss in the media. This was not the 70's though. This was this early to mid 90's and it was the late 1980's when he got that particular teen pregnant. The other difference was that the wife of the A+ lister was present when the 21 year old confronted the singer. This was the first time she ever met one of these women. She had heard rumors of their existence but the singer had always blown them off. The fight that occurred in that studio that day was epic. Apparently much of it was caught on tape. That tape was the death knell for any possible graceful exit for the A+ lister. The wife of the A+ lister then hired someone to break into the safe of the A+ lister. Inside were hours and hours of tapes dating back to the late 1960's/early 1970's of the singer and various teens having sex. There were VHS tapes and reel to reel films. In the safe were documents related to pregnancies of teens and settlements paid. It was a treasure trove of documents and proof. The wife told the mom/singer who had simply just been making a record for kids. That mom/singer was crushed. She had looked up to the A+ list singer. She turned to a friend of hers who was also a singer (B) and told her what had happened. Apparently B knew about the A+ list singer and B said that a very close relative of hers was the same way back in the day. That relative, C, is also a permanent A+ lister and for a decade never had sex with anyone over 18, except for his wife. His philosophy was that he became a rock star to have sex with groupies. Very young groupies. Going back to our A+ lister, he ended up getting divorced and didn't say a peep about the terms or the amount. He couldn't. His now ex-wife did try and find all the teens that had been impregnated by the singer and gave them each $1M. His settlements with them had been for $25K-50K each. As for the child porn collection? The now ex-wife gave it to her lawyer and so it will remain until after the death of the A+ lister. As for the singer/mom? She basically killed herself. She couldn't handle the fact she had looked up to the A+ lister and had worked with him and brought her own kid(s) around him.
A+ list singer: James Taylor
Singer/Songwriter: Nicolette Larson
Album: "Sleep, Baby, Sleep"
B: Astrid Young
C: Neil Young
Ex-wife of A+ lister: Kathryn Walker

Much like the person she was replaced with last year, this permanent A list singer solo and in a group doesn't care about politics behind the check she is getting, only that it is large enough to pay her fee. If her fans think she will say something, they are very wrong. Lady Gaga replaced Beyoncé at Coachella 2017

This flash in the pan A list one hit wonder turned music and publishing executive always wanted to keep performing. He did not get along with the legendary one named permanent A list singer so she made his life miserable the last two decades of his life. If they were ever in the same room, she would say horrible things about him and, in my opinion, eventually caused him to kill himself last year. Tommy Page

This height challenged A list comic/actor is cheating on his wife again. It is with someone he used to hook up with a couple of years ago who he thought was much more discreet. Kevin Hart

This A+/A list mostly movie actress/sometime director has a 14 page list of demands for the producers of the Golden Globes.
Angelina Jolie (Jennifer Aniston will also be in attendance)

This A+ list director/producer just found a new way to work with and audition children on a daily basis. We should all be worried. Dan Schneider ("The Adventures of Kid Danger")

This B+ list mostly movie actress who lives off her long long running movie franchise proved once again that if there is enough quantity and quality of the coke being offered that she is willing to waive her no guys policy and hook up with men. There might have been some cash switching hands too, although with this group, she just likes to stay on their good side. Michelle Rodriguez ("The Fast and the Furious")

The husband of this celebrity chef had to have a testicle removed after a sex game gone wrong with a BDSM escort he hired for the night while his wife was out of town. That would be a tough conversation to have when the wife got home. Rachael Ray/John Cusimano

It went against everything she stood for several years ago when she first became involved with this at the time A list politician. She was married. She was a B+ list reality star. That is probably being generous. If you don't watch the show, chances are good you don't know her but you might know the last name which is why I made her B+ list. This is not about a Duggar by the way, but in some respects, I feel like they have a lot in common. She is very conservative and is young and got introduced to a married politician who is now a talking head. They started meeting for lunches when either was in the same town as the other. That soon led to hookups all over the country and a few members of the press caught wind. The next thing you know, the politician decides to retire. Our reality star left her husband for the politician and kept expecting him to reciprocate. He didn't. He kept promising he would even as they stepped up their time together. Finally, when he told her he was spending time with his wife and kids for Thanksgiving, our reality star had enough and split with him. The next thing you know, she is apparently headed back to her now former husband. Lindsie Chrisley/Will Campbell ("Chrisley Knows Best") and Jason Chaffetz/Julie Johnson (U.S. Representative for Utah's 3rd congressional district)

This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor has no idea that his soon to be wife has spent more time sleeping with the actor than the offspring. Weston Cage/Hila Aronian (Nicolas Cage)

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#10**
This former child star from a hit network show back in the day says he used to be beaten by his jealous adult co-star who wanted the fame for himself. Alexander Polinsky ("Charles in Charge")

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#11**
Counting down the days until this B- list celebrity/wannabe reality star/child bride takes her own life. It is coming soon. I'm doing the best I can and so are others, but things are dire. Courtney Stodden

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#12**
This former one season wonder turned celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity has been hooking up with an assistant which is probably news to his A list celebrity wife/former host/former reality star. Bill Rancic (first winner of "The Apprentice")/Giuliana Rancic

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05 **#13**
The Fire: When you saw the title of the blind, you probably were thinking of a fire that happened within the past week. No, that would be too simple. This fire happened a few months back now and the investigation is in the same place it was right after it happened. I wrote a little something about it when it happened and I fully expected some kind of cover story to emerge. That hasn't happened. Instead, the name of the game appears to be to just ignore it and ruthlessly crack down on any member of the media who tries to discover the truth. The fire was all about keeping secrets. The secrets in that southern town in the US and also the secrets of a certain family and their inner workings. Stick with me because this does involve multiple entertainment figures. I told you about some of the other entertainment figures back in November, but these new ones are for the most part from the other side of the pond so to speak. It started about a decade ago. Actually a little more than a decade ago. There is a foreign born A list mostly television actor who is probably B list here and A+ list in his own country. We shall call him A just to keep this simple. A started hooking up with this A- list singer with A+ list name recognition. During that time period, the singer (B) got pregnant. B was doing a ton of drugs back then and chances were good, she was not going to stop while pregnant. The thing is though, she caught A in bed with C. Nothing wrong with that from the outside looking in. Some cheating is very Hollywood. The thing is though, C at the time would have been about 11 give or take a year. You see, it turns out that A was very good friends with that now deceased child molester who was A+ list in his own country and they shared a love of young tweens and teens. When B found out the truth about A, she had an abortion. A was not only interested in C sexually, but also had visions of turning her into his own personal piggy bank. He was going to groom her into someone he could marry off to someone rich and at the same time maybe find someone who could get himself a knighthood. Over the next decade, A did just that. He kept assaulting/molesting/raping C but also was molding her into someone he could count on for his own future. During this time, A found himself dating a foreign born B list mostly television actress who we shall call D. The day D found out about C and the dead child molester and everything else A was involved in was one of the loudest fights of the century. It was also around this time that C achieved the goal of A and got married to one of the richest men in the world. No one even asked her why she had spent the past decade basically with A, they just asked about her upcoming marriage. C, as one of her first requests to her husband wanted to help out A. She not only found A someone who shared his sexual loves, but also made the life of D a living hell by basically eliminating her financial history from existence. Everything was gone and when it finally started to return, C made sure things were changed to make the life of D awful. D stayed silent with what she knew. C also began plotting to make sure secrets of A and others A had introduced her to stayed secret. The problem is that her father-in-law in his old age wanted to make things right before he met his maker. C began pushing her new husband to do something and kept pushing him for almost two years. What finally happened? An attempt on the life of the father-in-law. An attempt which has stayed completely out of the press and will continue to do so because of the pressure on the media and politicians by C's husband. Apparently the father-in-law could have brought down hundreds of top producers and directors from all over the world.

"A" (foreign born A list mostly television actor): Steve Coogan (defended Jimmy Savile)
"B" (A- list singer with A+ list name): Courtney Love
"C" (11 year old): Loretta Basey
Deceased child molester who was A+ list: Jimmy Savile
"D "(foreign born B list mostly television actress): Daisy Lewis ("Downton Abbey")
Marriage to one of the richest men in the world: Nathaniel Philip Rothschild
Father-in-law: Jacob Rothschild, 4th Baron Rothschild

These owners of an independent theater chain are expanding their reach and bad corporate citizenship into the new year. They famously don’t want people to talk during movies or when they’ve been sexually harassed or assaulted at work and are working hard to keep people quiet in advance of the golden globes. When several employees spoke out publicly in the fall of 2016 and declared they knew about and allowed sexual predators to continue on as business partners, they remained silent after their investors threatened to sue. They have a connection to a project and want to skate through with all the buzz being positive. Even through they said they would change their ways, those changes were symbolic and they continue to harass and silence victims. They definitely don’t want anyone looking into possibly illegal non disclosure agreements some staff members were forced to sign because they don’t want distributors asking questions about years of box office fraud or other possible crimes they want concealed. If they can just keep everyone quiet, they will skate through to victory. They have been hemorrhaging upper level staff members from various companies they own since September. Corporate HR abruptly lost someone from the top last week. They are going on vacation while in California and have other people to continue their dirty work of smearing the reputations of their victims, harassing them, and silencing them. They really don’t want ANY truth to come out. It was fall 2017 that most victimized employees and patrons spoke out. But they had a serious public relations kerfluffle in 2016. They made the editor step down but secretly rehired him almost immediately.

Theater chain: Alamo Drafthouse
Project: "I, Tonya"
Sexual predator continued as business partner: Harry Knowles
Bad decision: bring back video rental stores
Rehired editor-in-chief: Devin Faraci

This A- list mostly movie actress who is married to an A+ lister has worked with the child molester before. She might talk a lot of talk but she is about to sign on to work with him again. Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)/Woody Allen

This still technically married, closeted A- list mostly television actor from that looooooong running network drama has a new boyfriend. He is on that soap reboot. Jesse Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")/Sam Adegoke ("Dynasty")

This actor is being replaced in a television show. The thing is, his replacement is just as bad, if not worse in the way he has treated people. Ed Westwick ("Ordeal by Innocence")/Christian Cooke

KINDNESS: This horror actor is probably A-/B+ list in his genre, C list elsewhere. Works a lot, and you'd know his face even if you didn't know his name. Best known for a film from a few decades ago made by a foreign born director and based on a foreign born source material. Anyway, at an after party at a horror con recently, he helped care for a very drunk girl who was drunk in a hallway and also helped a couple of other attendees prevent another attendee from luring the girl back to a hotel room.
Horror actor: Tony Todd
Film: "Candyman" (1992)
Foreign born director: Bernard Rose
Source material: "Books of Blood" written by Clive Barker

This Game Of Thrones actor doesn't seem to be suffering from any heartbreak. In fact, he seems to be enjoying his new found freedom by indulging in coke and booze on an almost daily basis. Kit Harington

I wouldn't expect to see this in the news, young, half foreign political couple end up at the altar. There are far too many whispers that one or both will be dead in the not too distant future. From an accident of course. George Papadopoulos/Simona Mangiante

This former A- list mostly television actress who ALL of you know has been working pretty much non stop for three decades. At this point she takes what she can get. She is really worried that if reporters dig too deeply they will find she provided women to men on two corporate boards in return for fees. Oh, and two of those women later claimed to be raped by someone famous. Kirstie Alley

Thanks for the warm welcomes, lifers. Pleased to be back. Got a little tea for you from a colleague from New York. Apparently this B list television personality, who is often considered an ally of the Left, consistently makes comments that would make you think otherwise. ‘She makes Trump look like Gloria Steinham,’ my colleague tells me of her views. ‘She’ll rant about misogyny and racism, and then make a really disturbing comment or a joke.’ The source elaborates that we’re all guilty of doing the same, but our television personality kicks it up to a whole different level and often makes people around her uncomfortable. Joy Behar

GOLDEN GLOBES: This just about permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was literally all over a married producer last night at a party. The actress, who recently swore off dating men exposed her breasts to the man and said they should go back to her place. Halle Berry

GOLDEN GLOBES: I guess that trip to Asia with a half dozen members of the HFPA where they visited multiple establishments offering up women by the hour or night finally paid off for this winner yesterday. James Franco (Hong Kong)

GOLDEN GLOBES: What should have been a thrilling night for this A-/B+ list dual threat actress/celebrity offspring was dampened by the news that her very recent celebrity boyfriend is already cheating on her with someone else. Laura Dern (Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries and Best Limited Series "Big Little Lies")/Baron Davis

GOLDEN GLOBES: One of the most interesting things to happen at a party last night was this permanent A list singer holding court. She had a group of a half dozen or so people around her as they looked at her phone. Apparently she hired a private detective to follow her ex to get dirt. Part of the service is a live stream which she can watch. Last night people watched as he returned to the home of a woman he is seeing and they sucked face in the car before going inside the home. Kind of like if they made Cheaters live. Mary J Blige (Martin "Kendu" Isaacs)

GOLDEN GLOBES: This underage actress on a very hit almost television show who made her first appearance on the show this season had to fight off a producer who kept trying to touch her breasts. He managed to once. When she said how old she was, the producer said he had been with younger. This was at a magazine party. I'm trying to figure out who the producer is. AP (Enty’s actress/friend) was at the party and is also trying to figure it out. She had been at the HBO party when it happened though so we are working from a tip about the physical appearance of the producer. Sadie Sink (Max "Stranger Things")

GOLDEN GLOBES: This permanent A list mostly movie actress who was actually there last night for television had a big breakfast/brunch thing yesterday morning. She invited the entire cast from the show and some of her very best actress friends. One person she didn't invite was an actress from the show who won. Fake air kiss hugs aside, they really don't like each other. Reese Witherspoon/Nicole Kidman ("Big Little Lies") (not Laura Dern)

GOLDEN GLOBES: AP (Enty’s actress/friend) got told to f**k off last night at an after party by this A list singer/wannabe actor wearing a Time's Up pin when she asked about his latest movie. AP then retorted that his remark was not really what the pin was supposed to represent. Justin Timberlake ("Wonder Wheel" directed by Woody Allen)

GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from two big now defunct franchises was hammered at rehearsals and was even worse off during the show last night. The actress he presented with was not amused. I think she knows she is running out of chances and probably thought the actor would mess things up for her. Robert Pattinson ("Twilight" and "Harry Potter")/Emma Watson

GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly movie actress is not that far removed from a hit pay cable show. Last night though, it was about a movie in which she starred. She ate everything in sight last night before heading to the bathroom to purge it all. She is scary gaunt. People are worried for her health. Allison Williams ("Girls")

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#10**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born B list actress nominee/winner was busted having sex in a bathroom last night at an after party. Margot Robbie (husband Tom Ackerley); Claire Foy (co-star Matt Smith); Diane Kruger (starred in "In the Fade" Best Foreign Language Film/Norman Reedus

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#11**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Do you think the text message from that early 20's woman he has been seeing was responsible for this permanent A list mostly movie actor's sour expression. Apparently the Oscar winner/nominee got her pregnant. Considering where he was seated and the events of last night, the notorious casting coucher, serial cheating married actor was not a good look for him. Denzel Washington

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#12**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress was confronted last night about her racist beliefs. This has really been causing issues in her life as it should. That B+ list alliterate actress who loves her beer recently ended their decade long friendship because of it and a long time PR person dumped the actress too. Diane Kruger (January Jones)

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#13**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly television actress is foreign born although most of you probably don't know that. She is a minor. She is on a hit almost television show. It didn't stop her parents from suggesting she go to dinner alone with a director interested in her for a part. Apparently the actress and the director are meeting at his home. I'm sure nothing will happen. Uh huh. Millie Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things")

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#14**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly television actress who has been on television for a couple decades now and was recently booted off a now defunct show, really spoke her mind when being interviewed on the red carpet. Apparently, the female interviewer who felt on the spot criticized the weight of the actress after the actress walked away. Debra Messing (Giuliana Rancic interview about E!’s pay inequality and Catt Sadler)

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#15**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who still has fame from that brief comic run was at an after party last night. He says that the recent movement has really cut into the number of women he feels comfortable hitting on at parties. He told a Golden Globe winner from last night that he now focuses entirely on strippers, hookers and groupies for sex. The actress winner from last night just raised her eyebrows and took a sip of her champagne before looking for a way out. Pauly Shore (Laura Dern/HBO party)

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#16**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The winner of the worst botox/filler of the night goes to this permanent A list mostly television actress who seemingly loves a certain pay cable channel. Her movies have been hit and miss, but she has had great luck with television. People had jaw dropping moments when they saw what she has done in the past couple of weeks. Sarah Jessica Parker (HBO)

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#17**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Noticeably absent from the show and parties last night is this former Tweener turned adult singer/part-time actress who had a behind the scenes role in a nominated show. According to one of her co-stars from her most recent movie, the actress got undressed for the director on four separate occasions during filming and let him film her removing her clothes. No touching. Just staring and filming.
Actress: Selena Gomez
Behind the scenes nominated show: "13 Reasons Why"/Katherine Langford nominated for Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series - Drama

Recent movie/director: "A Rainy Day in New York"/Woody Allen

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#18**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The jealousy of this former singer turned actress is palpable. She should be grateful for her hit network show but she wants to be the star and thinks everyone else is stealing her limelight. It is almost evil to watch this transformation. Her fellow cast should watch out for knives in backs. Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#19**
The Heidi Globes: The year was 1990. It was a strange year in Hollywood. Heidi Fleiss had just broken away from Madam Alex and there was a kind of madam war that was taking place in those first few months of 1990. During those months, there were also some events that took place that are still mentioned today and continue to affect lives. This permanent A+ list celebrity is someone who is a celebrity for all the wrong reasons. In 1990 he was A++ list. He was recognizable in almost every corner of the world. He was a frequent customer of Heidi and is one of the few celebrities she slept with while working for a short time as an escort. Our A+ lister who we will call A had recently started sleeping with one of the friends of his daughter. He then told her she should start earning money as an escort and introduced her to Heidi. That escort would later end up dead of a heroin overdose. She died in a bed she shared with another of the escorts. It was also at this time that A was introduced to a fresh faced recent high school graduate who would later go on to be an A list celebrity. We will call her B. A took a liking to B almost immediately and started spending thousands of dollars a week on her. At the same time, B was also seeing a customer who we will call C. C was an A+ list actor and was also spending thousands of dollars a week on B. Apparently A found out about C and threatened to kill C. So, C being crazy and on drugs and booze started carrying a gun. Yes, the same gun he shot his girlfriend with. At an after party thrown by Heidi, this A list mostly movie director who was A list then and now paid for three women at once and spent the whole night just doing lines of coke off their naked bodies. When one of them tried to share his coke, he tossed her out of the room. This permanent A list mostly movie actor who was married at the time and is married now but to different women, had sex with multiple women that night. He also tried to convince one of the escorts to come over to his house later to have sex with his underage son. She says that she said no, but I kind of think she did because the son has said he lost his virginity to an escort and how old he was so it kind of jibes. Oh, before I forget, while she was still technically married to A, the wife of A worked for Heidi in her waning days of madaming. That wife later ended up dead. This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor went to the party and took five women back to his place. He literally threw two stacks of hundred dollar bills and said there was no way he was going to have sex at the party because he knew there were cameras everywhere. The actor had just split with an A list actress and was seeing another actress he had cheated on the A lister with. It didn't stop him from also having sex with all those escorts that night and a pile of coke. Unlike the director, the A+ lister loved to share his coke.

(A) Permanent A+ list celebrity: O. J. Simpson
Daughter’s friend: Laurie Dolan (friend of Arnelle Simpson)
Dead wife: Nicole Brown
(B) Fresh faced recent high school graduate: Denise Richards
(C) A+ list actor: Charlie Sheen (shot Kelly Preston)
A list mostly movie director: George Lucas
Permanent A list mostly movie/A list actress wife/other actress: James Caan
Underage son: Scott Caan
Permanent A+ list mostly movie shared coke/A list actress/other actress: Jack Nicholson (Anjelica Huston) (Rebecca Broussard)

81. MR. X 01/08 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This closeted young actor who is nominated and for sure is getting an Oscar nod brought his bf, a fellow closeted young actor, as his date to the Globes. Their PR people told them no posing on the red carpet together or sitting next to each other though. Timothée Chalamet ("Call Me By Your Name"/Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Drama)/Ansel Elgort

82. MR. X 01/08 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Surprisingly one of the least sober people on the red carpet was this former A-list mostly actress who is starring on a cable TV series this year... she was three sheets to the wind. I was betting on the person she brought as her date to the Globes to be the tipsy one... nope, not even close. Nicole Kidman ("Big Little Lies" Season 2)/Keith Urban

83. MR. X 01/08 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Which legendary Oscar winning actress who presented last night revealed to a group of friends at a pre-party that one of her longtime friends, that iconic crooner and actor, pulled a gun on that slimy agent who later killed himself? He heard from a mafia crony that the agent had tried to sexually assault the actress and told him to knock it off or else. The agent backed off. Frank Sinatra/David Begelman/Shirley MacLaine

84. MR. X 01/08 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: At a pre Globes party, this closeted/probably pansexual A-list actor who was nominated, was getting very touchy feely with another nominated actor, who himself is "married" and closeted. It was all very odd and awkward. Oh and actor #1 reeked of pot, big shocker there. James Franco/Hugh Jackman or Armie Hammer

85. MR. X 01/08 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Which Oscar winning/nominated actor shocked attendees at his annual pre-Globes charity event with his gaunt and unhealthy appearance? He's back on the coke hard and needs rehab. Sean Penn (A Gala Dinner to Benefit J/P Haitian Relief Organization and a Coalition of Disaster Relief Organizations)

86. HIMMMM 01/08 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: After a ceremony so full of itself it could float, and after flying through 3 countries in 24 hours to arrive at the Golden Globes, I was very happy to get to the after party circuit. One party in particular led to a twilight zone moment of epic proportions, even involving Enty, and may have just created the funniest moment I've ever had at any awards night party in the past 10 years at least. This winning/nominated A list mostly movie actor was busy getting glad hands and smiles and laughs from all the ass-kissers. He's just yammering on about how "honored" he was just to be included and so "proud" of the work everyone did. Standing there talking to three young ingenue actresses - whom I didn't know and who probably would've been happy to "bow" to him - our big winner/nominee is lost in his cloud of pride. In the moments preceding this, I had been talking to an old friend of mine from another country. He's a hilarious guy and a good friend, and he always enjoys creating mischief. Usually it is by using his broken English trick to accidentally humiliate hypocrites and jerks - all while pretending he just said the wrong words. It's a testament to his acting skills. So earlier we got together to plan a little moment of cold water for this winning abuser. Oops, I mean actor. I'm standing about 2 feet away from the winning actor, and his flunky/management stooge/PR sycophant. I'm trying not to vomit on my tux-matched tennis shoes as the winner/nominee is hitting on the three young women, and I'm scrolling through my phone. In walks the foreign actor who is A- list and has a big television gig straight ahead who had stepped outside for a minute. The foreign actor walks straight over to our winner and tells him totally straight-faced: "Hey bro - you better not go out the front door when you leave man. I heard reporters out there talking about some shit on Twitter about you and some high school girls and acting schools. Serious man, they were staring at their phones and I think they gonna ask you about it bro. Could be bad man." The winning/nominated actor's face goes totally pale. You could've knocked him over with a feather. I swear he didn't breathe for a solid minute. He just stares at the foreign actor, who nods his head up and down silently. I said: "Oh shit". The winner then turns and looks at me. I hold up my phone - showing him the tweets from my favorite blogger/twitter ninja (his name rhymes with minty). Also in there is a re-tweet from a legendary 80s actress. The winner says: "Oh...f**k...nah man. Of all nights...". Then, the winner hands me my phone, turns to his flunky saying: "Hey man let's bail", and they walk swiftly across the room, out of the back doors. The foreign actor turns back to me, smiles and winks, and says in his rapid-fire Spanish to me: "That's a shame huh? Not a single reporter out there except those two TMZ guys.". I start to stifle the smiles. We both try to contain our laughter like kids in class. One of those three ingenues the winner had been hitting on grabs my coat and says: "Excuse me, sorry, but what did you show him?". I told her to get her phone. I gave her the CDAN web address and Enty's Twitter feed. As the foreign actor and I walked off trying not to explode in laughter, all three crowded around their screen, mouths open. All I heard was an audible gasp. It was a good night after all. (Good job buddy!).

Party: FIJI Water at the 75th annual Golden Globe Awards
A list mostly movie actor: James Franco
Foreign actor who is A- list and has a big television gig straight ahead: Edgar Ramirez ("American Crime Story"/Gianni Versace)
Legendary 80s actress: Ally Sheedy

87. HIMMMM 01/08 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: According to a security honcho at the Beverly Hilton, this foreign born A/A- list actress who is having a nice award season was involved in some very hot and heavy sex inside a side stairwell BEFORE the ceremony even began. Her partner was not her partner, and according to the security guy - it was a very odd position. She was BEHIND HIM in some contorted way, with her rear and his both exposed. (I'm not sure how that one worked exactly). A guard interrupted their adventure, and escorted them back out into the flowing crowd streaming to the ballroom. Apparently the guard also got a few seconds of video of it too. You know, just for training purposes. Claire Foy/Matt Smith ("The Crown")

88. HIMMMM 01/08 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This legendary actress, lady, and still-beautiful woman (foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) was backstage with me amid the hustle and bustle. Lots of people. We were discussing the bygone old days of what used to go on in the Lanai Rooms at the pool deck there at the Beverly Hilton back in the day. As I'm listening to her, my mouth agape, she stops dead in mid-speech to me and gets her legendary "not happy" look on her face as she beams past me over my shoulder. "Dear God. In. Heaven. Apparently there IS no shame in Hollywood." I follow her stare over my shoulder at the crowd of suck-ups standing around this actor (permanent A list actor who is an old a-hole). Among those fawning over him are this actress (A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and never seems to be anywhere with her husband any longer) who I see bend down and kiss the forehead of the old man as she rubs his shoulder. The legendary actress I'm talking to says: "Never ceases to amaze me...but I guess they are happy to honor a rapist and murderer. F**king imbeciles." And she is shooting daggers with her eyes at the whole crowd of them there. She then leans in to me and says: "Take note my dear at the old bastard's hand, hmm?" I look and see the old man's gnarled right hand is casually off his arm rest, and is touching the thigh of this actress (foreign born A- list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and lies about her age) who is just laughing and talking as if nothing in the world is amiss. I look back at my companion who says: "I wonder if he pays her too, or just put it in the will? Oh well. Let's get drunk."

Foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee): Rita Moreno (co-starred with Natalie Wood in "West Side Story")
Actor (permanent A list actor who is an old a-hole: Kirk Douglas
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and never seems to be anywhere with her husband any longer: Natalie Portman
Foreign born A- list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and lies about her age: Catherine Zeta Jones

89. HIMMMM 01/08 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: According to an actor who was hanging out in there, this actress (permanent A list actress who is more famous for television and an iconic role) was busy snorting a lot of something while bent over in the famous storage room off the side of the kitchen at the Hilton where most people go to smoke or have a quickie. Maybe the cans of tomato sauce and rows of glasses in there excite people. This was just after the mid-point in the ceremony. Apparently when this actor (A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show who loves his booze) asked this actress to share, she told him: "You'd have a better shot of f**king me in the ass while I'm bent over doing this than me actually sharing this with you." No word on if he took his chances with the odds on that. Roseanne Barr/Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead")

90. HIMMMM 01/08 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I have no clue what this actress (foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who had a very big year) was high on, but when she tried to talk to me and others backstage, her language skills were absent. She just laughed, mumbled to herself, and kind of floated around with a smile. You could comb your hair and adjust your tie in her eyes though. I heard later she hit her head on a light fixture, so maybe she had a concussion? At least she looked pretty doing it. Alicia Vikander; Gal Gadot

91. HIMMMM 01/08 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES: At the Netflix after party, a drunken Netflix creative executive who is talking like a total "douchebag bro" to a group of guys standing around (including me). He says: "I'd love to get one shot with (A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has an award worthy movie this year) because I bet her pu**y tastes like cotton candy. But if you gave me every dime of Bill Gates' money, I'd never f**k that hag - pointing over to (A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee). Damn, I bet hers tastes like moldy cheese." I guess he didn't know the other two guys standing with me were this A list director and a senior executive. They just looked at each other, shook their heads, and we all three walked off leaving the tool alone. I'd not be surprised to find out that executive gets fired this week.

Netflix creative executive: Ted Sarandos
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has an award worthy movie this year:
A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee: Angelina Jolie
A list director:

92. HIMMMM 01/08 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: KINDNESS: A kindness item here. I was exiting the Beverly Hilton/Waldorf Astoria area after another of the after parties and this actor (A list mostly movie actor who is a shoo in for an Oscar nomination) and I were walking outside. His lady, who is a dear sweet friend of mine whom I've known forever, was stuck inside talking to some friends. I asked him where he was heading, and he pointed over to the little park fountain square across the street. He said one of his management team told him that a girl was having a bad night. She had been at the awards as a guest because she was an aspiring costume designer. Just another young lady with dreams, and this was her first event she'd ever attended. She'd hand made her own black dress for the awards show then someone had stepped on the hem of her gown and ripped it about halfway up. She'd been hoping people would see her dress and use it as a way to maybe get new work. Now, she was so embarrassed she'd literally run away from everyone, almost like Cinderella at the ball. Apparently her date (who had gotten her into the awards) was a tool who didn't notice or didn't care she'd disappeared. She was by herself crying and hiding across the street until her date finished partying. Hearing this from the manager, and seeing the manager busy with another client, this actor I'm with wanted to check to see if she's okay. After hearing the story, I agreed to go too. I walked over with him (playing Frogger darting across traffic), and she was there by the fountain looking like a girl left alone at the prom. The actor then asked if she'd mind if we shared her fountain? She was shocked, and looked up at us. "Uhh...oh my...uhhh". Yeah, she was starstruck. First she said "Oh gosh please ignore my dress - it's been a bad night". She then began laughing and wiping her eyes. Within a few minutes, the actor's lady and two of her female friends had arrived as well, with a bottle of champagne. They passed it around and shared with the girl, as the actress examined the dress and told the girl she loved it. As I was leaving them, the young lady was still saying "this is the best thing that's ever happened to me". About an hour later I saw the young lady again, and she was with the actor, the actress, and they were introducing the girl to their friends, managers, publicists and she looked happier than any human alive. Later on, I got a message from the actress that he and the actress had said they'd love her to do the actresses dress for her next awards event they attend. Yes, there are indeed still some good people left in Hollywood who will use their position to help another...without forcing them to do anything evil in return. Sam Rockwell/Leslie Bibb

Hugh Jackman became a huge meme after the Golden Globes on Sunday when his hilariously vexed reaction to James Franco beating him out for the award went viral. This A list actor didn’t end up attending in the end, but you wouldn’t have caught him in the same position because our very high-up source tells us he made a special request of the producers of the show. ‘Please don’t go to [name omitted] for reaction shots,’ his people informed them, worried that his reactions to a speech, a joke etc. might show him in a bad light. It’s finally happened, lifers. We’ve found the one actor that doesn’t want to be filmed!

This former boy bander from back in the day was A list solo for a brief period. Since then, he has kept A- list celebrity status but his talent has succumbed to the years of drugs and nonstop eating. He is married, but prefers finding young teens to "mentor." Hopefully he is not sharing his crack pipe with them too. Bobby Brown

The next time this directionally challenged rapper approaches a woman in a club, perhaps he should not do so by grabbing their breasts. The other night he did it to multiple women. Several complained but the management of the club ignored them which just emboldened the rapper. Finally after a dozen women left the club, the management stepped in but didn't kick out the rapper. French Montana

This former A- list mostly television actress from a long running almost network show has had a lot of trouble getting work the past few years. She likes people to think she is the head of a movement and is being noble. She isn't. She is the same as all the rest. She ignores what is inconvenient to her brand is the first to try and make a buck off the situation. She just wants fame and money and if she has to sell out for some reality show, then so be it. She will say it is for the movement, but it is for her wallet. Rose McGowan

OLD HOLLYWOOD: This former A+ list mostly television "actor" who won several awards for his acting was recognizable to every person with a television. There have always been rumors about his death and various conspiracy theories surrounding it. The reason for it is because the studio used a stand in for the actor for nine years after his death without ever telling the general public. It was only in later years after a book was published that the public realized it had been tricked by the studio. Have some fun with this one. Bamboo Harvester ("Mr. Ed)

This former A+ list mostly movie actor/director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and somehow got off movie probation despite his past is beating his long time girlfriend. She told a friend it has happened twice but that he is doing better now and his drinking is better. Uh huh. Mel Gibson/Rosalind Ross

This first season winner of a reality show has always made more money from yachting than any kind of entertainment work. The thing is though, she provides a different kind of experience to a different kind of crowd. Pamela Anderson also tried to work that crowd, but never fully committed to the lifestyle. Adrianne Curry ("America's Next Top Model") (dominatrix)

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#7**
They Did It For The Coke And The Women: This triumvirate of celebrity all have a certain thing in common. Well, they did have one thing in common. A love of a South American country. Apparently that love does not extend to now because the person who was in charge is no longer in power. So, their response has been silence. In the past they were all about supporting the regime. No one really could ever understand it. Well, I will tell you now why they did. The first of our three is a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He and this former A list mostly movie actor turned B lister would have coke supplied to them for free the entire time they were in the country and it came courtesy of the government. In exchange for selling out, they were given massive parties with as many drugs and women as they wanted. Speaking of women, this A list mostly movie director is the third of our celebrities. He was not interested in the drugs but he was interested in the women. The government would supply him with upwards of 20 women for a three or four day trip and he loved it. One person I haven't listed here is a foreign born permanent A list model who supported the government because many of her highest paying clients made their money thanks to the largess of the government.

Person in power: Hugo Chávez, President of Venezuela
A list mostly movie actor: Sean Penn
A list mostly movie actor turned B lister: Danny Glover
A list mostly movie director: Oliver Stone

Foreign born permanent A list model: Naomi Campbell

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#8**
The A List Rapist/Celebrity Offspring: This writer/producer/showrunner is probably A list right now. This, despite one of his shows being canceled because of his behavior. Will he lose everything once this new story becomes public? He should, but Hollywood loves a winner more than anything and right now he has a winner and the studio wants a sequel. Lets see what they think of this. He is a celebrity offspring and as I have said, I have written about him previously. This though, tops all of what he has been accused of to date. This happened when he was back in college. In college, he had a reputation as a racist. He referred to anyone Hispanic as brown, or brown people. He never held back on commenting on the size of women's breasts or their appearance. If someone had a heavy accent he would always tell them to learn to speak English. He yelled at professors and they couldn't do anything because his dad had given money to the school. All of that is bad enough, but one night he raped a woman. He did so at a party in a second story room. When he finished raping her, he took her clothes and threw them out the window. He then forced her to walk through the party downstairs without any clothes on after raping her. That woman was subjected to bullying and taunts for the rest of the time she remained at the university. She was the one bullied even though he raped her. She had an emotional and nervous breakdown because of the trauma he caused. He doesn't care. He has shown no willingness to change any of his behaviors and even though he has continued to be horrible to women, studios keep rewarding him because he makes them money. This has to stop. Max Landis ("Bright") ("Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" cancelled)

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#9**
Our favorite foreign born A- list model who would love to be a full-time actress is spending time with a guy who is not that A+ list mostly movie actor. This is not uncommon for her, but this time she is doing it for free. Irina Shayk (Bradley Cooper)

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#10**
This former A list teen movie actor is scrambling right now. He was supposed to have everything completed by now and telling his story to the world. Instead, he is fighting charges of fraud and trying to explain why he is hanging out with the people he is supposedly trying to bring down. Corey Feldman

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#11**
This A- list reality star with a side job that she only got because of the reality work has been snorting lines of heroin as of late. That is something she has never touched before. I'm wondering who introduced her to it. Kendall Jenner (Hailey Baldwin)

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#12**
This foreign born A list singer with a great voice might recently be engaged but if he is, then he has an interesting way of showing it. He made his significant other watch while he got serviced by four people he hired for the night. Sam Smith/Brandon Flynn

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#13**
This married A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit pay cable show that does not have many episodes left in its future went on a racist rant at a pap in a foreign country trying to take his photo.

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#14**
Something that hasn't been discussed very much is this large reality family being shunned by one of their long time political supporters. There has not been a public break, although they are not seen in public together any longer. There is no more mutual admiration. It turns out that when the revelations that shocked the world became public, one thing was hidden. A family member of the politician had spent the night at the home on numerous occasions and was one of the victims. It was agreed to keep it quiet. It was not an agreement that the victim supports, but decided to do what her family thought best.

Family: The Duggars
Political supporter: Arkansas Republican House of Representatives member Jim Holt
Revelations: Molestation charges against Josh Duggar
5th victim: arranged engagement between Josh Duggar and Kaeleigh Holt

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#15**
Back in the day, she tried a last gasp vacation and that didn't work out. This A list mostly television actress seems to have finally thrown in the towel with her writer/actor husband. He spent more time texting one of his girlfriends than talking to the actress on a recent trip. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#16**
Don't think that this significant other in a Teen Mom relationship is all unicorns and rainbows. She is known as someone who is first in line to hit the meth pipe. The story is to make him look bad like they have done from day one. If she wants him sober, maybe she could do the same. Mackenzie Standifer wife of Ryan Edwards father of Maci Bookout’s son

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#17**
P Is For Pervert: Ahh, I miss Sue Grafton already, so why not pay a little tribute to her in the headline. This behind the scenes power in Hollywood has been a serial molester of young boys for the past couple decades. Let's call him "P". For the past few decades, this man has turned one client into dozens of some of the most powerful players in Hollywood. Back when he first started, this man, who we will call P, was not very shy about the way he molested tweens and teens. In fact, one of his A+ list clients at the time used to join in these sick events. That A+ list client, we will call M. If there is anyone who has seemingly got away with long term child molesting it is M. All of you know M. Most of you have probably read about his abuse of tweens and teens and children and adults. Most of you have read about his love of child porn. Most of you have read rumors of him assaulting people on and off sets. With the wave of publicity that is looking for these horrible people, both M and P have gone underground. What they used to do fairly openly relatively speaking, they now do mainly through online webcams. Several decades ago, when P was first starting out, he had a very public confrontation with one of his victims. It was in the parking lot outside where a very hit network sitcom was shot. Members of the cast and crew witnessed the interaction. It was a member of that cast that introduced P to his victim. Another of P's victims was 12 years old at the time. P lured him back to his apartment. Once there, he plied him with pot and booze and made him watch porn before molesting him. It is time for P to be exposed. It is time for others to step forward and pass along their stories. If you don't want to send them to me, then send them to that group that makes films exposing these awful people.

P: Jeff Ballard
M: Charlie Sheen
Very hit network sitcom: "Eight Is Enough"
Victim: Willie Aames
Cast member: Dick Van Patten

111. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/10
These actresses are on one of the biggest shows in the world right now, but you know how Hollywood works, lifers — one second you’re the hottest thing on the face of the earth and the next you’re DJing in Dubai under questionable circumstances. Sorry, Paris. Well, our actresses have realized that and they’ve allegedly attempted to line up a reality show for the year after their hit television show comes to a natural end. ‘Smart and modern business,’ a source confides. ‘It’s not as if we have a Chris Pratt situation on our hands with these two.’ Sarah Hyland/Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
This A list record producer who had a run at television last year in front of the camera was making out with a woman not his wife in front of an elevator at his hotel before both got in. Dr. Dre; Jimmy Iovine ("The Defiant Ones")

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
This older permanent A list country singer has cancer and has been hiding it for close to two years now. Apparently things have taken a turn for the worse and is not expected to live the rest of the year. Willie Nelson

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
I don't know what happened at home yet, but I do know that this former A- list tweener was molested on the set of a pay cable show in which she had a recurring role. She is not the only young teen to have been abused by this former A- list actor. Bella Thorne ("Big Love")

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#4**
This B- list producer/writer/artist who is married to an Academy Award winner/nominee and got a cameo on that quirky show that celebrates where she lives has always made her movies so she can meet women. Not women as friends but women she can pressure into sleeping with her. Miranda July/Mike Mills (Nominated for Best Original Screenplay "20th Century Women") ("Portlandia")

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#5**
Late last summer during a hurricane, I wrote about this A list show host who is everywhere. I wrote about how he had paid for a certain amount of time with a woman and wasn't coming back early from his vacation. Apparently he has decided to make that a full time relationship. Must be love. Michael Strahan/Kayla Quick

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#6**
Ritual Killing: According to a detective in a very spectacular ritual killing that recently took place, the younger accused, who is a woman, is trying to make a deal to keep herself out of jail or at least a very light sentence. Apparently her story was so detailed that the FBI was called in and her boyfriend was put on suicide watch not so much because he might kill himself, but so someone will be watching him 24/7 in case someone tries to kill him. Apparently the woman who was murdered was being recruited to participate in a NYE ceremony in NYC hosted by an A+ list political family. The younger accused spent several days doing drugs and having sex with the woman trying to convince her to take part in the ceremony. When she refused, the boyfriend and girlfriend killed her in a Satanic ritual. Apparently the couple were supposed to get paid a great deal of money if they recruited a woman for the ceremony. Bailey Boswell/Aubrey Trail (murder of Sydney Loofe)

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#7**
This former A- list syndicated television actress turned reality star turned celebrity is getting paid just shy of $1M for a commercial for which she should have been paid scale. It is just another way she is helping a group of people launder money. Pamela Anderson

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#8**
Mourning In Her Own Way - A Web Installment: Lost in all of The Web stories and information that keeps coming out, is this little nugget. You have a former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who acted from the time she was a toddler until she got fired from a hit show. Why was she fired? Repeated heroin relapses and a definite f**k you attitude about anything to the producers and her fellow castmates on the show. She goes on to do what she has always wanted to do and that is make music. She fronts a band which is never going to have any hits but can sustain itself through live shows, especially those overseas where she is very popular. She is more popular overseas for her celebrity rather than her music, but hey, it sells tickets. So, she and our now deceased rocker meet. This is at the same time he is married and also hooking up with randoms including that shady escort. He starts hooking up with this singer/actress who has not really gone cold turkey with drugs. Did she share? No one knows yet. It is really doubtful that she did not use in front of him considering they spent quite a bit of time together when her band opened for him and that they were hooking up more nights than not. Was she sent by someone to see if she could seduce him? Seduce him with herself or with drugs? She does seem to miss him and has changed lyrics of a song to refer to him. Interesting little twist/nugget to the whole thing going on. Taylor Momsen ("Pretty Reckless")/Chris Cornell

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#9**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had to have his lines read to him via ear piece for his latest movie because he can't memorize even a sentence any longer. Johnny Depp

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is a superhero is being cheated on by her husband who thinks the actress is too busy to notice. Considering she has one of the best security teams on the planet, I'm pretty sure she knows all. Gal Gadot/Yaron Versano (Mossad)

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#11**
This former A- list tween actress who turned into an A-/B+/B list adult actress who can never get a television show to stick does probably have A- list name recognition still. She had an almost television show that looked to be a hit but her drug use got the show canceled after it had already been announced as a renewal. Christina Ricci ("Z: The Beginning of Everything")

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#12**
This A- list mostly television actor who is one of the bigger a-holes around and had a recent show canceled, dumped a girlfriend and left her solo on their couples vacation because she wouldn't have a threesome. Jeremy Piven ("Wisdom of the Crowd")

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#13**
This permanent A list singer who is also a permanent A list actress was talking to a couple who had given up their baby for adoption. Out of the blue the actress said that her A- list daughter gave up a child for adoption after she was assaulted by a relative. Diana Ross/Tracee Ellis Ross

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#14**
This foreign born A-/B+ list model is not really dating this A+ list mostly movie actor. He is back making easy money. This time he got paid close to $500K from a company launching a new line featuring his "girlfriend." All he ever has to do is take a picture in public with the "girlfriend" and then he gets paid. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham ("Rosie for Autograph" Marks & Spencer)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#15**
This barely a celebrity offspring of barely celebrity fancies herself a model. It is pretty tough to work though if you need to get a fix every three hours. She would rather stay home than do anything. Amelia or Delilah Hamlin (Lisa Rinna)

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#16**
This foreign born still a teen A+ list celebrity in her own country who is probably A- listish here should watch out for her boyfriend. He is doing everything possible to marry her without a prenup or get her pregnant. He wants that family money. Bindi Irwin/Chandler Powell

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#17**
A Life Destroyed: This actress is far more famous now, than she ever was while alive. At her peak, she might have been a B- lister on a very generous day. She was an actress full of promise and full of life, but a series of men destroyed her before finally killing her. We will call her A. It started on a show I wrote about earlier today. She was booked to be a recurring for most of a season but only ended up filming a few episodes of the pay cable show. Apparently she was abruptly terminated when she complained about the way she was being treated. She told a fellow actress on the set who had been there since day one and was on the show through the run, that this A- list actor forced A to perform oral sex on him. She told the other actress that she felt like she had no choice. Two hours later the actor was forcing her to have sex with him. She called her agent who apparently called someone. The next thing you know the actress is fired from the show. For a few years she didn't get any paid work after she complained. She knew that because she complained she was blackballed. When she finally had the opportunity to land a part in a big movie and the director wanted to have sex with her first, she agreed. She just assumed this was how it was going to be until she was a big enough star to say no. She had sex with the director every day for two weeks in return for what she thought was going to be a fairly decent speaking role. It probably would have but she got caught by the director kissing this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was on the film. A was really into the actor and liked him a lot. The director didn't like this at all and cut her from every scene she was in as retaliation. Because the A- list actor liked our actress he made sure she got an invitation to a big award show. At the award show, the director treated her like crap. He made her cry. She started drinking heavily and was not in control of herself when she was raped at the event. The A- list actor heard about it and got her into a cab to the hospital but he never spoke to her again. Think things couldn't get worse? This foreign born A list movie actor who likes to direct too traded sex for a part with her. He made her also have sex with another woman in front of him and was going to give the bigger part to the woman he thought did a better job. The other actress won the larger role. During the filming of this movie, our actress began to drink more and also to start using drugs. During the filming of the movie, she started talking about the experiences she had endured. She started talking about being raped and started naming names. One of the people she told was this A- list mostly movie actress who would rather be a singer. That actress told some people at an organization who then used that knowledge to try and blackmail the rapist. That actress and A started working together on a new movie and A started telling her more and more details about the men in the industry and what they did to her. One of those men killed our actress. All the other stories are just cover. One of those men didn't want his secrets to be exposed because A was not his only victim.

A: Misty Upham
Show: "Big Love"
A list actor: Bill Paxton
Actresses on show: Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloë Sevigny, Ginnifer Goodwin or Grace Zabriskie

Big movie: "Django Unchained" (Minnie (uncredited))
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Foreign born A- list mostly movie actor: Christoph Waltz

Awards show: Golden Globes
Foreign born A list movie actor who likes to direct:
A list actress: Juliette Lewis (Scientology)
Man who didn’t want secrets exposed: Harvey Weinstein

129. POPBITCH 01/11
Which of this year's BAFTA nominees was so terrified that he'd caught a dose from a holiday romance, he scrubbed his dick down with brandy in the hopes it would kill off any infection?
Hugh Grant ("Paddington 2")

130. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/11
We told you about Goldberg’s illustrious return to the WWE after over ten years away and here we are again with another similar scoop – we’ve received word about another wrestling legend – not Goldberg – returning to the ring after some time in retirement. ‘It’s not a sure thing yet,’ our WWE source tells us, ‘but there’s definitely been overtures and interest.’ Daniel Bryan

Ronan Farrow Working On New Sexual Abuser Story For The New Yorker: EXCLUSIVE! Ronan and The New York Times are both working on a MASSIVE new sexual abuser story. They are both calling sources and employees at CBS to break the story on one of the biggest names. The person they are investigating is as big as Harvey Weinstein!! THIS IS GOING TO SHOCK THE INDUSTRY!!!
Les Moonves (CBS)

132. MR. X 01/11/18
If you think that actor who recently won a big award is in trouble now, he's in for a rude awakening. Several men are ready to come forward with their accusations of sexual assault, sexual harassment, and even videotaping a sexual encounter. He won't be able to laugh off these allegations. James Franco

133. HIMMMM 01/11
It has been rumored before, but this A+ list mostly movie actor has decided to retire from his superhero role after this forthcoming movie. He says it's getting stale, and there's other pursuits he wants to work on while he still can. He will announce it this Spring before the movie is released. He and his team are still trying to figure out how to tell the studio this weekend. They will freak out over it. Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark/Iron Man)

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a new movie coming out but the studio are dragging their heels promoting it. Is it great? No, but the rough cut I saw I really thought had possibilities. So, why the slow walk by the studio? The star of the movie turned down the advances of the person who has the money to spend. Taraji P. Henson ("Proud Mary")

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and was the breaker of some very newsworthy news this week hung out after the conclusion of a smaller awards show this week to offer advice and encouragement to a young female college student and aspiring writer/director, even though the actress was being besieged by her people because the actress was late for a Q&A of her current nominated film. Jessica Chastain (Michelle Williams getting paid less than Mark Wahlberg for "All the Money in the World" reshoots)

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
Why did this beloved A/A- list mostly television actress walk away from a very popular network show that has several other spinoffs? No explanation from her was ever given, but apparently she had a huge opioid addiction. Being on a set every day for long stretches just gave her too much opportunity to keep taking them. She said she needed a change and several months of rehab and then outpatient treatment. She is finally at a point where she is working again, but she says never television again. It has too many triggers. Marg Helgenberger ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation")

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
Apparently on more than one occasion, this A list mostly movie actor forced himself on this former back in the day A list mostly movie actress who has not acted in some time. One of the times was witnessed by someone who walked in on the pair in his dressing room. The actress was topless and on her knees and as soon as the door opened, the actress made a break for it as fast as she could. The actor laughed it off. James Franco/Ally Sheedy

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
This B/B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring with not much acting talent, but does have some singing talent and appears on a hit network show is losing her hair. Apparently the drugs she takes and the frequent colorings to her hair are causing the issue. Rumer Willis ("Empire")

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#6**
There are several people who witnessed this disgraced A list producer making out and groping an actress at party. I think we all could kind of guess that part. The actress was in a state of undress. The producer was married and his wife was pregnant. The host of this particular party was this permanent A++++ list celebrity who everyone knows in every corner of the world. Despite witnessing what was happening and calling out the producer, the A++++ lister invited the producer to a party the next month where he basically did the same thing again with an entirely different actress. Never uttered a peep about it to anyone. Oprah (Harvey Weinstein)
 (British actress Kadian Noble one of several women suing Harvey Weinstein)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#7**
Banned: This former A+ list mostly movie actor was once the most well known actor on the planet. I feel like he has basically looked the same throughout his three plus decades of acting. He has long had some crazy rumors written about him. I mean crazy. Probably the craziest rumor you ever heard about a celebrity when you were growing up. I'm sure someone in the comments will know what it was. Anyway, our actor has been banned from a country he has visited dozens of times because there have been multiple complaints that on his visits he has molested and/or raped many of the young girls/tweens who are the household staff. Several have become pregnant and others have been traumatized. Even though, they don't really have a voice in that society, there were enough complaints from them and their family to have something done about the actor. He has some very powerful friends in that country, including ones known all over the world. At least one of those friends is in the top 10 richest people in the world who has been known to do the same thing to his household staff. The thing is, he just kills them if they complain and nothing is done. The government is in his pocket.

Actor: Richard Gere
Rumor: gerbil lodged in his rectum
Country: India
Friends: Dalai Lama; Larry Ellison ("Oracle Corporation")

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#8**
So our favorite former A list teen actor who we will call A has a good friend who is a B- list do anything actor who is a celebrity offspring of a celebrity offspring and was given an important role in a movie which is supposed to highlight what our teen actor has gone through in his life. We shall call this double celebrity offspring B. B is really feeling the heat from the public this week. It turns out that someone (C) accused of doing something awful to A's best friend back in the day is buddy buddy with B. That has to be awkward. "You know A, I know that C made your life miserable and raped your friend, but I'm friends with him." To make things worse, B and C have been spotted flashing the same sign that A and his best friend used to do back in the day. C was the person who revealed his friendship with B. Is it for publicity? Probably. Did A have a part in it? Who knows at this point because A gets more shady by the day. C is a convicted rapist who has been publicly exposed in the past. My best guess is that C is calling out the crap that A is spinning and that B is in on it. I think A needs to watch what he does very carefully. People are learning he is not who he seems but just a guy out to make a buck. Maybe that is why all his recent co-workers in that musical project have been speaking out.

(A) former A list teen actor: Corey Feldman
(B) double celebrity offspring: Keith Coogan (grandfather: Jackie Coogan; mother: Leslie Diane Coogan Mitchell) (played Marty Weiss in "A Tale of Two Coreys"
(C) accused of doing something awful to A's best friend: Marty Weiss (Corey Haim) (conviction)
Movie: "A Tale of Two Coreys"
Musical project: former band members after he canceled his tour

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#9**
This former A- list tweener actress turned adult singer/bad actress is holding back her big guns. That would be calling out the man her mom dated who used to rape the actress when she was a tween. The actress says her mom knew and did nothing. Selena Gomez/Mandy Teefey

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actress all of you know who were reading gossip a decade ago because she was EVERYWHERE, forgot to mention a couple of things about her recent breakup. Yes, her actor boyfriend cheated. What did she do when she found out? This is so her. Oh, how I have missed this. She woke him up one night by sharpening a knife at their bedside. He was gone the next day. Anne Heche/James Tupper

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#11**
This closeted A- list reality star has several daughters. At least two of the boyfriends of the daughters say the reality star has hit on them or groped them or walked in on them while they were changing clothes. Todd Chrisley ("Chrisley Knows Best")

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#12**
This permanent A list singer who has done a lot more "singing" the past few years rather any actual singing says the first time she had sex was with this other permanent A list singer/wannabe actor and that it was not consensual. She also says that when she had sex with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee he slipped her some kind of drug and she doesn't remember much of the encounter. She won't call it rape, but when she was describing it, she says she wasn't aware of anything until after. Britney Spears/Justin Timberlake/Ben Affleck

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#13**
This B list do anything actor shared a recent personal event that happened in his past. Interesting that he forgot to mention anything about the abuse he committed against his much more famous ex. I doubt she has forgotten. Johnathon Schaech (molested by director Franco Zeffirelli) (Christina Applegate)

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#14**
Do you remember a few weeks ago I wrote about this A list celebrity with A++ list political connections who was meeting several times a week with the wife of an A+++ list criminal. Yeah, well it turns out there is some money laundering going on which our A list celebrity has been coordinating. This is going to blow up and look so bad. I guarantee someone will be able to piece together some way that a percentage of the money taken as a fee for laundering is supporting terrorists or something akin to it. Huma Abedin (Hillary Clinton email investigation)/Anthony Weiner (Spousal Testimony Privilege)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#15**
Back On Drugs And Back Being An A-Hole: So, for the day at least, lets get away from the dark and macabre and enjoy a real Hollywood jerk acting like a jerk and taking every chance possible to be the biggest jerk in jerk town. He is A list. You know what? Actually let us make him A+ list. It is very possible he could win some Oscars this year. Not for anything in front of the camera, but behind. For someone who is behind the camera, all of you know him anyway, so that shows just how A list he is. He has been on an award show binge this winter. To every show he has brought a different escort or stripper. He has a loooooooong history with escorts and hookers and strippers. Anyway, at a recent event he introduced the woman he brought as, "My b**ch for the night." At about award show number four with different bottle blonde escort someone asked if he ever dated anyone of color. He said, "If they are not pale white, I am not touching that s**t." There was the award show where one of the women dared to speak and he said the only speaking she was allowed to do was in bed and if he had wanted someone smart he would have stayed home and masturbated. He is back on drugs in a big way and is doing all kinds of coke and pills. He has been sweaty and messy and is not doing his movie any favors. It shocks me that his lead actress would work with him. It shocks me she still smiles and takes pictures with him every night at these award shows knowing what she knows. I would think she at least would skip some of these events. Catch a cold or pneumonia or something. I know he makes her skin crawl. No one says anything to this guy. Aaron Sorkin ("Molly’s Game")/Jessica Chastain

149. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/12
This Hollywood nanny has worked for some of the biggest celebrities in the world, but she describes the high-profile children of this A list couple as by far the worst she’s ever looked after. "Entitled, spoilt and rude," says the nanny, who claims most celebrity kids are usually – to our surprise – quite good. She predicts these kids to grow into "just the worst" adults. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
This foreign born flash in the pan one named A list singer who still has A list name recognition because of that name spent a lot of time out of the country working on a reality show. Lets just say he loved that the age of consent in the country was 16 and that his very rich girlfriend at the time paid them off if something went wrong. Seal ("The Voice"/Australia)/Erica Packer (James Packer’s ex)

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is hiding out in the US because she stole a painting from one of her clients. Now she is hoping another client will pay off the victim client so she can go back overseas and make some money. Lindsay Lohan

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
The long hidden secret daughter of this permanent A list singer who is not the most famous person in her family is talking. She doesn't know she is talking, but she is. All of that information she knows about everyone in the family and the incest and the molestation is all going to come out. The guy she thinks loves her might love her, but he is also writing a book and just hired an investigator to follow up on some of the tips. Janet Jackson

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
Our favorite B+ list closeted actor from that defunct network ensemble show should know the show he is promoting would have paid for that recent story about him and his beard. Instead, the actor paid for it out of his own pocket. The problem is that he completely screwed up his dating timeline and couldn't answer basic questions about the relationship. Did you see him run away from his beard at one point on the Golden Globes red carpet when she tried to bring him into an interview. He literally ran. Darren Criss ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story") (Mia Swier)

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#5**
This married part time reality star/celebrity/former porn star who is still living off the porn he made with that A+ lister has been trying his hardest to get the arch nemesis of the A+ lister to make a porn with him. Ray J (Kim Kardashian)/Blac Chyna

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#6**
This tabloid/website/show has made it very clear it is going to side with men whenever possible in this Time'sUp battle. They have gone out of their way to defend studios and men and taking any chance they can to poke holes in any women's story. TMZ

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#7**
Our A+ list mogul has laid down the law. He has so much dirt on a certain producer that she can't even say one bad thing about the A list director who is a few weeks away from having his world come crashing down. The producer has no problems trashing this other A list director who has already fallen from grace. She is selling her soul to the mogul. Eventually it will come back to haunt her.
A+ mogul: David Geffen
Producer: Lauren Shuler Donner
A list director: Brett Ratner
Other A list director: Bryan Singer

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#8**
This half of a brotherly duo in film likes to pretend he grew up very poor. He is rebooting one of the more famous movies of the past three decades. A movie that made the career of this A+ lister. This producer/writer has cheated on all of his girlfriends because of his obsession with happy ending massage parlors. It is a rare day when he doesn't go to one. When he was in college he used to always try and pressure women to orally service him. One of his big breaks was when this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor agreed to star in his movie. That actor was subject to a daily torrent of abuse and demeaning language from the producer/writer who physically and mentally broke down the actor.

Half of brotherly duo: Josh Safdie (Benny)
Reboot/A+ lister: ("48 Hours")/Eddie Murphy

College: Boston University
Big break movie: "Good Time"
Foreign born A- list actor: Robert Pattinson (asked to masturbate a dog, but refused)

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actor is probably not expecting the lawsuit headed his way. Oh sure, he thinks a woman might file one but what about that guy he raped a few years back who had to go to the hospital? Yeah, I bet he thought that guy was out of the picture. Nope. Not even close. James Franco

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#10**
The head of this network is about to go crashing down in a ball of flames. The things he has done to employees and actresses who work for the network is mind blowing. Les Moonves (CBS)

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#11**
This B+ list rapper who dates the one named A- list singer makes her pay for all the coke they use. Considering he uses about ten times what she does, that seems like an uncool thing. G-Eazy/Halsey

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#12**
Look for this former A- list celebrity/pitchman to get sprung from jail early. Apparently he has some celebrity names to exchange for his freedom who were recipients of the child porn videos he made. One of those celebrities is a former A- list politician who is already in jail. That A- lister in turn is willing to name names which are a whole lot bigger than him. Jared Fogle ("Subway")/Anthony Weiner

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#13**
This A/A+ list height challenged actor is up for a new role he wants very much. The thing is though, the foot fetish director would rather have someone who is not going to get high and mighty if there is sex on the set because it is what our director lives for. Tom Cruise/Quentin Tarantino (Charles Manson murders)

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#14**
This former A list athlete has been cheating on his actress/model wife. Things do not look good for the married couple's future. Andy Roddick/Brooklyn Decker

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#15**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is acting as cover for her A list ex who is about to be accused of some heinous behavior. He thinks it will look better if he is still dating the actress and she can say nice things about him. Probably won't be with a straight face. Jennifer Lawrence/Darren Aronofsky

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#16**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show seems to have amnesia about the time she hooked up with this former A++ list politician. Her memory only seems to work well when it is advantageous to her. Rose McGowan ("Charmed")/Bill Clinton

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#17**
Someone Help Me: If you were just barely a teen and were on a film set a long way from home, things would be tough. If your boss, a permanent A+ lister sent away your minder every night so he could tuck you in, you too would still wake up screaming in the middle of the night two decades later. Such is the fate of this former child actress who was in one of the biggest movies of all time. She says it started one night when she was on set and the A+ lister said he wanted to go over a few lines with her that night after dinner. He came to her hotel room and sent away the person in charge of watching over her. From that night, for the next month, she was molested and assaulted and forced to do things she has never done since even with her new husband. The A+ lister took away her childhood and her teen years. He took away every happy memory she had prior to that date and made every day the worst. She has undergone years and years of therapy. She refuses to talk about the film to anyone because she breaks down in tears. She will never join in any tribute to the A+ lister because of what he did to her. When she needed to scream and shake in the movie, she had no problems with motivation. She would just think about the night before. Ariana Richards (Lex/"Jurassic Park")/Steven Spielberg

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
In a way it is really nice of this athletic/entertainment company to let this performer save face by giving an excuse for leaving the company. On the other hand, maybe if they announced the performer failed another drug test it would help the performer get the help they need. Paige (WWE)

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
This foreign born former A+ list athlete was considered the greatest British soccer player of his time. When he was in his mid 30's, on a tour of the US, he and a friend raped a 15 year old in a hotel room. George Best

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
This long running FX show which recently switched channels might have set the record for most behind the scenes settlements with actresses and crew that has ever been recorded. One person told me that right before she quit, one of the actors came up to her and asked how come she had not"blown him" yet and they should go to his trailer and change that. She proceeded to kick him in the balls and enjoyed watching him bend over in pain. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress is on a very very hit almost television show. At an award show this week, she was even more desperately thin than the last time I saw her. She didn't eat anything but a crouton and seems to be living entirely on water and cocaine. Natalia Dyer ("Stranger Things")

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
This foreign born still very much a not legal teenage B+ list mostly television actress has been hooking up with a late 20's actor she met at an award show in December. Her parents don't seem to care because the A- list actor they think would be good for her career. Her parents are the worst.

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is older and an Academy Award winner was probably grateful for a recent celebrity death. She stayed quiet until the end about what the actor did to her when she was younger. I had really been hoping considering his year in 2017 that she might have left a note behind. I guess it was not to be. Christopher Plummer/Heather Menzies-Urich (Louisa von Trapp "The Sound of Music")

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#7**
After having zero celebrities wear her line at the Golden Globes, this designer was hoping a divorce news release would change things for the Oscars. You know, it might if she was actually getting divorced. Right now it is still just a news release and an agreement but no actual divorce. Things are dire for the designer and that NYFW show is in jeopardy. Georgina Chapman (Harvey Weinstein)

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
This former A list teen actor has been reduced to having people film drugged hostage type like videos to find people to support him.

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#9**
Trafficking: Want to traffic tweens and teens? Need a great cover? Well, this A list mostly movie actor and his very rich friend seem to have figured out the perfect way. Use a charity to disguise all your movements. That very rich friend has the A lister wrapped around her finger because she has provided him with those barely legal Eastern European women for well over a decade. Yes, while he was married too. The very rich friend has lots and lots of connections in Eastern Europe. Those teens and barely legal women get sent on "humanitarian missions" to this Caribbean country. Then, with the help of friendly government officials in the Caribbean country are given passports from that country and birth certificates. Then, using a special program they get to visit the US. Of course those visits are really just a way to sell them off to the highest bidders which invariably are sex traffickers. Meanwhile, that same Caribbean country rounds up orphans from their own country and ships them off to that Eastern European country where they are then sent throughout Europe and the Middle East where they end up working as slaves and sex workers for years and years.
A list actor: Sean Penn (Robin Wright)
Very rich friend: Sanela Diana Jenkins (Bosnian entrepreneur and philanthropist)
Charity: Jenkins-Penn Haitian Relief Organization (Haiti)

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress recently found out that her parents allowed a photographer to take naked photos of her when she was about 10 just so a family member could land a really big part in a movie. Tatum O'Neal (Ryan O’Neal "Paper Moon")

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had a piece of luggage containing about $5M when he landed overseas. I'm guessing he didn't declare that money before he left the US. Leonardo DiCaprio (Marrakesh E-Prix in Morocco)

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly television actor who played the same character for well over a decade was given an interesting present for Christmas. Apparently she hired several women to come spank the actor for a few hours. Kelsey Grammer (Dr. Frasier Crane); Chris Noth (Mr. Big); Christopher Meloni (Elliot Stabler)/gift from Mariska Hargitay; John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis)

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#4**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been trying to reach out to the former vampire movie actress. She thinks if they hook up it would be great publicity for both of them. Lindsay Lohan/Kristen Stewart

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#5**
This A- list mostly television actress who will be making Hallmark movies until the end of time when her current network hit goes off the air was all over this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who already has a girlfriend and a wife. Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")/Ewan McGregory ("Critics' Choice Awards")

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#6**This B- list take what she can actress is only that high because of her stunt last week. This week was probably her best week yachting wise in years. Oh, and then there was the pap she orally serviced in exchange for taking photos of her. She really wants a reality show. Probably not going to happen. Blanca Blanco (wore red to the Golden Globes)

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#7**
The Church's New Investment: Apparently The Church is finding it more difficult to bring in children the way they have in the past. That elusive head of the Church has donated tens of millions of dollars to research against diseases, many of which adversely affect third world countries. It was during this process of trying to eradicate a disease that one of the scientists created a pathogen which can kill swiftly and effectively. When the head of The Church heard about it, he agreed to test it on a village in a country that was friendly to bribes. It worked really well. It killed an astonishing number of people which were mainly adults. The children of the adults were 30-40 miles distant at a boarding school. Now, with no parents, they needed to be adopted. The Church, along with more bribes to the government had a great way to get large numbers of children quickly. With that success, they decided to try it again, but this time, the villagers didn't stay in place as they had before and some traveled to a neighboring village. The next thing you know, it has now started spreading to different countries and killing people faster than they can create cover stories. Look for them to spread the rumor it is an Ebola outbreak to give themselves a chance to destroy the evidence of what they did. It wouldn't shock me if they come forward with a cure and make hundreds of millions of dollars. That might bring too much publicity for them though. Even they would have tough time watching thousands of people die though wouldn't they?

Global Health in The Division of Infectious Diseases/David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA
Madagascar plague November 2017
Uganda plague January 2018

183. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/15
You will struggle to believe this one is true, but I’ve definitely seen the receipts. This iconic A list personality, who could definitely be described as an enigma, has to enter an elevator to get to their regular place of work. Nothing out of the ordinary about that, right? "Nobody else is allowed in the elevator ever," says the source. "No one. Ever. Not even [name omitted]’s security or team." "Maybe [name omitted]’s got a fetish," jokes another. Howard Stern

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#1**
This Housewife with multiple shows is hiding from her husband the fact that she owes a ton of money to a casino on a line of credit. I guess he will find out when they get sued for the $500K. Oh, and they don't have that kind of money. Kim Zolciak-Biermann

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
This former A+ list singer/television actress/reality star/stage star who is now just a one named celebrity hoping someone makes a Whitney biopic is so heavily medicated that at times it seems she can barely function. Half of the meds seem to be her own doing. She could use some professional help. Brandy Norwood

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
This in the news again convicted child molester who is always talked about by this former teen A list mostly movie actor is back in show business. No, not in Los Angeles, but he is pulling a Lou Pearlman over in the Philippines. He has running auditions for teen and tween boy bands and is molesting and raping dozens. He is evil. Corey Feldman/Marty Weiss

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
This one named former infamous reality star all of you know would kill her significant other if he cheated on her but she is hooking up daily with a potential investor in one of her bound to fail get rich quick schemes. Coco/Ice-T

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#5**
The Web: The people behind the widow with all of the money have hired a bot farm. All they do is create new Instagram accounts and immediately respond to anything negative written about the widow or any of the truth people are revealing every day about the situation. There are hundreds of these accounts. People report them, but nothing is being done because that A+ lister has a whole lot of dirt on the person ultimately in power there.
Widow: Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
A+ lister: David Geffen
Person ultimately in power: Mark Zuckerman

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#6**
This whole Time's Up effort is great, but one of the male leaders of the movement who mainly took a leadership position to cover for wrong doings and was closeted for many years continues to use all of that power he wields for ill gains. There is not any teen or young 20's man he runs into that he doesn't try and coerce into having sex with him for a part or a promise of a part. It is interesting that no one will ever dare call him out, including the women who organized the movement. They let him do what he has always done. Oh, and this is not Geffen. Bryan Lourd

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#7**
The Church's Money: Why would a church way out in the middle of nowhere America be spending so much time in Africa? Yesterday I told you about an experiment that has gone horribly wrong. I also told you about the bribes they have been paying to try and keep everything quiet and to also pay off government leaders in those countries for allowing their citizens to be used in an awful drug experiment and killed. Where is all the money coming from. Yes, the leader is very rich, but apparently he is not using just his money for all of this. It was his money that he donated to various causes that led to the discovery of the pathogen but that was incidental to the cause he was funding. Where is the church getting all of this money? Apparently that is another reason they are in Africa. Several years ago they learned about the presence of a "map." I call it a map but it was just a sheet of laminated paper. On that paper were the names of apartment buildings and apartment numbers. These apartments were scattered across almost every country in Africa. Where was this sheet of paper located? Libya. It was the treasure that Gaddafi had stolen from his own country and also all of the ill gotten gains he collected for being the pimp to every bad desire everyone had ever wanted fulfilled. If you go back a few years, I wrote about one of those horrible fantasies and the members of Hollywood involved. After the fall of Libya in 2011, no one could find his money. They found some, but not the assumed billion or two he must have had stashed away. One of the lovers of one of his sons had the list but no one could find her. It turns out that this lover had a part in one of the blinds from earlier this week. After the divorce from her husband, she took up with one of the sons and he helped finance her lifestyle. Yes, she was and is very rich, but the son had much more money and he had access to all of the leaders in Africa and all that money to be made from gems and oil. At some point she acquired that list. Some say she acquired that list in 2012. What else happened in Libya in 2012? Yeah. For the past six years, The Church has methodically gone to these apartments and found boxes and boxes of cash. Literally rooms filled to the top with boxes of cash. That is a whole lot of money to move even with their connections. They then stumbled upon an idea that until recently has worked very well for them. They loaded cash in boxes belonging to a relief organization that has operations in every country of the world including the US. Those boxes are never checked. What a wonderful way to move the money all over the world. Recently, however, in a raid by a country that actually can't be bribed police found some of the boxes being readied for shipment. One could hope this would throw a spotlight on to the operation, but they just have so many friends in so many places, it is going to be tough.

Leader: David Geffen
Gaddafi and Hollywood (#1) (#2)
Libya 2012: Benghazi attack
Relief organization: Red Cross or Le Comité International pour la Protection des Droits de l’Homme (the CIPDH participates in programs of the United Nations Global Compact and sponsors creation of children's shelters and schools)
One of the lovers of one of his sons: Sanela Diana Jenkins/Mutassim Gaddafi

191. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/16
Apparently this former A list starlet pitched a news publication an article in which she detailed the sexual abuse she experienced over the years, pointing fingers at prominent directors, actors and producers, but publishing it would have meant a world of problems for the media source and apparently they couldn’t find many people to substantiate the allegations. I hear it was juicy, though. Anna Kendrick

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#1**
This former A- list celebrity with a look that was unique to everyone and made you instantly recognize her recently took a trip to visit the disgraced producer and slept with him. She has always been an ardent supporter. Dita Von Teese/Harvey Weinstein

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#2**
This A list singer who is hoping for an Oscar next year and won't get it is still on tour. The promoters have been given huge incentives to fudge all the box office numbers and have been giving away several thousand free tickets to each show just to make it look close to filled. Lady Gaga ("A Star Is Born")

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#3**
This closeted NFL player and his "girlfriends" never confirm he is dating anyone whether male or female but his new thirsty contracted "girlfriend" wants everyone to know they are dating. She smells new sponsorship money. Aaron Rodgers/Danica Patrick

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#4**
I wrote last week about this permanent A/A- list mostly movie actress at the Golden Globes last week and her randomly hitting on people in a very aggressive manner. Well, last night at an award show after party, the actress who said she was not going to date anyone could not stop making out with a man she met last week who is a married A list showrunner. Oh, and when I say making out, I am being really conservative. I guarantee you people who saw them thought they were going to have sex right there. Halle Berry (49th NAACP Image Awards)/Kenya Barris ("Black-ish")

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#5**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who is a horrible actress turned reality star has been gobbling down amphetamine pills to make her lose weight. She thinks there is money to be made from companies if she says she lost weight because of the products of a weight loss company. Tori Spelling

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#6**
In a desperate attempt to get higher ratings for this lagging franchise, the ex-wife of an A++ lister has been offered three times the salary of anyone else in any of the cities of this franchise to join the show. Marla Maples
(attended Bobby Zarin’s funeral "Real Housewives of New York City")

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#7**
This channel specializes in Christmas movies. There is a town where they shoot a great number of those movies. That town is basically owned by two people regardless of what the name on the front of those mom and pop stores says. It is one of the biggest money laundering cities in the world. It is also one of the reasons they are so welcoming to movie people. It is a way for them to look legit. The channel loves it because the town charges no fees and has no red tape. Hallmark (Langley, British Columbia, Canada)

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#8**
Counting Down To 27: If you can actually sit down and talk to this former tweener turned adult actress/singer she will come straight out and tell you that she is counting down the days until she is 27. She will tell you that she thinks she will be a member of the 27 club. The last several years have been a mess for her. She has tried to kill herself multiple times. She had a long time boyfriend who passed her around like a party favor while keeping her hooked on drugs the entire time. The thing is he rarely ever had sex with her because he has performance issues so would send her out to have sex with others or make her have sex with men and women in front of her. From an early age she was molested and saw nothing wrong with the behavior of the long time boyfriend. With the help of two friends she managed to pull away for awhile but the guys she would date would end up being verbally abusive or just have sex with her and toss her to the curb. Her drug use spiraled out of control at one point to near death. She managed to pull herself back from the brink and was clean and sober for a few months. She has been sexually abused by directors and producers and recording stars and record producers. She is being controlled and manipulated every second of her life. She wants it all to end. The thing is though, she is so focused on celebrity and being famous that she is literally holding out as long as she can in order to kill herself when she is 27. Demi Lovato (Wilmer Valderrama)

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#9**
This foreign born A++ list celebrity probably can't back out without looking foolish, but a lot more people are whispering about the past of his significant other. One thing that is very noticeable is at a recent event, the significant other worked hard to get the attention on herself rather than him. Further, there were only about 20 people who showed up and the year previous with that first couple in attendance the number was about ten times higher. Prince Harry/Meghan Markle/Prince William/Princess Kate

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#10**
Island Update: I seriously want to know why this guy is not in jail. This weekend the guy who owns The Island transported a bunch of porn stars across the country that he passed around like favors at two big parties. Included in that group of porn stars were some from the local area down there. The local ones were legal but they brought friends who were not. This was one big orgy and the owner was laughing it up with guys from countries all over the world and making deals. Earlier today, those young ones and a couple of the very young looking porn stars ended up taking a flight to his island with three big arms dealers and the owner. Jeffrey Epstein

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#11**
This next big thing Australian director who has a very big movie he is helming is worried people are going to discover the past of his new wife. Nice and juicy. She was a very $pecial friend of that always drunk foreign born A list mostly movie actor and also that foreign born former A list mostly television actor who had a very long running hit network show and is married. There were many many others but none quite as famous.

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#12**
This foreign born former A list mostly television actor is beloved for that network role of his that he did for years. He has done a movie franchise or two and is out promoting a new limited series. The person he is promoting it with is an A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show. She was in a relationship when the pair hooked up. She still is. He was not at the time but is now. The joint appearances are so awkward especially because her boyfriend is now glued to her side.
Foreign born A list television actor: Taylor Kitsch
Network role: Tim Riggins "Friday Night Lights"
Franchises: "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"/"True Detective"
New limited series: "Waco"
A- list television actress/boyfriend: Melissa Benoist/Chris Wood

Hit almost network show: "Supergirl"

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#13**
So, back in the day this singer was A list. His group was A list. He did that rock star thing and dated an at the time A list mostly television actress. All of you know her. He then moved on to her best friend who was at the time an A list mostly television actress. All of you know her. Apparently the couple broke up because he kept comparing the sex between the two friends and which one would do certain things and which didn't. Apparently he kept wanting a threesome with them both too. Adam Duritz ("Counting Crows")/Jennifer Aniston/Courteney Cox

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#14**
This A list actor is probably permanently A list now. He is also a huge a-hole and has been for going on pretty much his entire career. I'm not quite sure how his current wife deals with his a-holery. Probably drinks a lot. Of course she was incredibly thirsty so that might have overcome her distaste. Anyway, he is the one I am most excited to see go down which will be happening any time. All of his words/defenses are going to come back to haunt him. Alec Baldwin (Hilaria) (criticizes public 'renunciation' of Woody Allen as 'unfair')

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#15**
This A- list reality star with a side gig didn't even tell her most recent "boyfriend" that she likes women. He thought she was just taking things super slow. I think she stayed quiet this time because the boss of the family wanted it to look more like a real boyfriend and not a one night date thing that never goes to a second date. Kendall Jenner/Blake Griffin

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#16**
This wannabe A list talk show host has some clauses in her contract that let her pass on things her colleagues can't. She has no interest in being away from home for several weeks so she took a pass. Plus, she knows if anything happens, she will be in line to be a much bigger star and make her mark. Megyn Kelly (Winter Olympics)

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#17**
Bloody Director: This A list director has not been seen very much at all over the past few months. His name has been in the news a lot, but appearances have been few and far between. I think what happened in the last week or two is going to drive him even deeper underground. Several months ago our director was overseas. While there he did what he always does. He had sex with a bunch of guys and didn't really ask how old they were. One of the boys he had sex with was way underage. Like 14 or 15. Apparently the director met him at some club where you are supposed to be older. There is CCTV footage of the director and the boy at the bar and then at a table and then making out in a hallway outside a restroom and then in a VIP room at the club and then the two taking turns orally satisfying each other in this VIP room. The CCTV footage then shows the pair leaving the club together and getting in a car. Four hours later the boy showed up at a hospital with a smashed face and broken jaw. Apparently the work of the director. Apparently the boy is a relative of someone who knows a lot of things about a lot of people all over the world and made possible a lot of people all over the world knowing a lot of things that were secret. That relative did what he did best and hacked into the CCTV system at the club and outside the club and even street CCTV cameras to trace the path of the car carrying the director and the boy. He then e-mailed the director what he had found and said he was going after the director full force. The director freaked out and went into hiding for a few days before emerging for a week or so. He then went into hiding and has not really been seen. Shortly before the holidays, the director was confronted by the relative right outside the home of the director. The director bolted inside his home and locked the door. Within a few minutes of that, the director received an e-mail which contained the same CCTV footage as well as hundreds of photos and videos of the director and his friends naked and having sex with boys and teens and legal teens. It was a who's who engaged in what would be months and months of headlines. The relative wanted to meet the director. The director reached out to a few people including the source for all of this to me. That person has not engaged in any of these activities but is a big time fixer. The fixer said there was nothing wrong with meeting the relative. Just do it in an open place and assume you are being recorded. Of course our director didn't listen to the advice and did what he wanted to do as always. He met the relative in private because he didn't want to take a chance that someone would spot him in public and ask questions and then ask questions of the relative. Even the fixer doesn't know exactly what happened next, but the relative was killed. Apparently the director did a good enough job of making it look like a suicide. The thing is though there are a lot of people who are very powerful who are now making it their cause to find out what happened to the relative. It is not going to take them long to at least see the director was in close proximity to the relative. I'm not sure whether they will find the proof he killed the relative, but it wouldn't shock me if something turns up. That relative was all knowing. Bryan Singer (James Dolan) (computer security expert)

210. MEDIATAKOUT 01/17 just viewed some EXTREMELY BLOCKBUSTER footage – which purports to show one of the TOP NFL PLAYERS engaged in a gay act with a man. The NFL Player – who plays the position of QUARTERBACK- has long been rumored to have been either CLOSETED GAY or BISEXUAL. In the video – which has viewed but DOES NOT POSSESS – the NFL star is seen giving a man some or*l relations. The man who owns the video has SHOPPED the video to at least ONE other news agency – and is hoping to get PAID for the video. He also has text messages that he believes AUTHENTICATES the video. A representative for the video owner told, "We’re trying to leak it around the Superbowl – to get maximum views." Because we can’t be 100% certain (We’re about 95%) that the NFL player is the person in the video – we are REFRAINING from naming the payer. But we can tell you that he is one of the BIGGEST NAMES in the league – and his "coming out" would be the BIGGEST sports story of 2018. Cam Newton (quarterback for the Carolina Panthers)

211. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/17
This actor-director duo are one of the greatest in the history of modern film, but the working relationship is officially no more, one source informs me. ‘It’s broken down,’ he says with sadness. ‘They have made a decision to take some part from each other and work on separate project for the foreseeable future.’ Seth Rogen/Judd Apatow

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#1**
Over the years I have written about this beloved former A list mostly television actor/host and his cheating ways. Most of the cheating occurred while he was on a very long running hit network show. Since the show ended he has been home much more which has not allowed him the opportunity to cheat as much. That has changed as he has found someone he sees a couple times each week. Neil Patrick Harris ("How I Met Your Mother")

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#2**
This former A list rapper who made a lot of money with duets back in the day is forgetting a key detail in his account of a recent event. The woman involved has also failed to mention it. When this event happened they had smoked some meth together. Nelly (sexual assault)

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#3**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly television actor who had a hit network show for a long run recently starred in multiple hit shows on a variety of outlets. Apparently he is battling a very severe illness and the prognosis for his recovery is not even 50/50. Hugh Laurie ("House"; "Chance"/Hulu; "Veep"/HBO; "The Night Manager"/AMC)

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#4**
This MTV star who many of you don't like to read about was severely beaten by her significant other within the past few weeks. Apparently her body is black and blue but he left her face alone in case she went out in public. He got jealous that she was talking to someone else from her past. Jenelle Evans/David Eason

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#5**
This permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group is aging. He has struggled with substance abuse all his adult life. Apparently he has started drinking a lot again which always leads to pills and other harder drugs. One of these days that body is going to let him down. His girlfriend is enabling all this because when he is sober he talks about breaking up with her. Steven Tyler ("Aerosmith")/Aimee Preston

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#6**
This company has the backing of deep pocketed Hollywood heavy hitters & a keen eye for edgy projects attached to awards contenders in multiple categories. Known for raucous Sundance after-parties. One founder worked closely with the A++ producer turned box office poison & cut ties a few years back. Another has a secret to keep from their international investors, especially the A-list action star with a carefully cultivated public image. Their acquisition strategy evolves with every new revelation. Their company had a big debut last year and everyone expects to capitalize on recent awards show buzz for acquisitions. One partner has seen Hollywood excess warts and all. He’s kept his nose clean, at least to this point. They timed their announcement to coincide with another high profile executive exit. The Producer couldn’t stop them, but power hungry exec eventually returned for a sweeter deal. Another partner has been hiding a big liability from the rest of the team. Not the brightest bulb in the box. Sparks will fly.

Company: Neon
Company known for Sundance parties: Alamo Drafthouse
Founder A: Tom Quinn
A++ producer turned poison: Harvey Weinstein
Founder B, with a secret to keep from investors: Tim League (founded "Alamo Drafthouse")
A list action star who is foreign: Jackie Chan
Big Debut: "I, Tonya"

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#7**
Don't believe the hype. No one offered anything close to what this reality star says was offered for photos. The highest offer was barely six figures and there were a ton of conditions attached. No one was going to be dumb enough to cough up mid seven figures. If someone had, then their whole stance on selling pictures would have been completely different. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West (new baby)

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#8**
In this worldwide headline making murder case there is some new evidence that has been found which looks very damning for the thirsty celebrity husband of the wife who was killed. His story and actions have never really jibed and investigators kept digging. Apparently it was a tip though that led to a revisit of timelines and something that happened when the huge life insurance policy was originally bought. I'm also told he went through the insurance money quickly with his new extravagant lifestyle. There are only so many books and seminars he can sell but he won't cut back on his spending. Davey Blackburn, the founder of Resonate Church/pregnant wife Amanda (marries Kristi Monroy)

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#9**
You know the duo that you would be hard pressed to identify if you saw them in person? The duo that had a great 2017 song wise? Yeah, well the racist joke telling one who doesn't sing cheated on his girlfriend. She is not being shy about sharing. Alex Pall ("The Chainsmokers")/Tori Woodward

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#10**
That former A- list mostly television actor with famous relatives who is probably desperately hoping his almost network hit gets some type of reboot so he can have steady work again has been hanging out with his boyfriend in public. That is a very different kind of behavior than we normally see from the closeted actor. Chace Crawford (sister Candice Crawford married to Tony Romo) ("Gossip Girl")

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#11**
This former A+ list singer who has a significant other picked up a guy at an event last night and took him home. I don't know what happened at home but she told the guy she wanted him to go to her place and have sex with her in front of her significant other. Christina Aguilera/Matthew Rutler (Stella McCartney's Autumn 2018 Collection Launch)

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#12**
These two barely there celebrity offspring children of A listers spent most of the time at a party last night doing all the coke that was offered to them. Thought one was supposed to be sober. Tallulah Belle Willis/Scout LaRue Willis (Stella McCartney's Autumn 2018 Collection Launch)

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#13**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress/model who had her biggest US success in that almost network vampire thing has a new pay cable gig. While she was with her boyfriend she started hooking up with (and was thisclose to getting publicly busted) the foreign born lead (P) of the pay cable show which caused all kinds of drama with a different co-star (Z) he was seeing. Then, our B lister split with her boyfriend and got back together until P split with Z. Now our B lister and P are a happy couple who try and stay hidden.

B list television actress/boyfriend: Phoebe Tonkin/Paul Wesley ("The Originals")
Cable gig: "The Affair"
(P) foreign born lead: Joshua Jackson
(Z) co-star: Ruth Wilson

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#14**
This B list celebrity/reality star/part time porn star was forced to be with another woman by her boyfriend. Almost every day there is some new degradation or humiliation she suffers through. It is no wonder she pops pills like popcorn. I don't think there is anyone out there who is trying to help her. Courtney Stodden/Chris Sheng

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#15**
Not So Funny: This child actress was probably B/B- list. She did a lot of one off projects. She had a couple chances at television glory but the shows failed. She has a very memorable place in television history because of one appearance in particular. Anyway, one of the very last projects on which she worked she was a teenager. Probably 14 or so. The lead actor in the movie was a foreign born A list actor who had a long career. During the movie, which was a comedy, the actor would invite her to his trailer and what started out as molesting turned into rape. She said he always smelled of cigarettes. She would try and say no to going to his trailer but his assistant or some other production assistant would always come get her and forcibly bring her. This went on for about ten days. She just couldn't handle it any longer and tried to kill herself by taking poison. It didn't kill her but permanently damaged her. Apparently the actor was known for this type of behavior but people looked the other way. It is why he liked working on movies with teens or having a character who was a teen.

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#16**
The assets might be real on this A list singer, but they have been lifted and moved and injected multiple times, so is that really real? Katy Perry

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#17**
Newly announced show on this almost television service is having some big guests. One of those guests is a permanent A lister and has a major announcement. An announcement that is so big that it is amazing it has been kept secret for so long. I mean, they are good at keeping a secret. Sounds a little vague right now but will be very obvious when it is revealed. David Letterman ("My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman")/Howard Stern retiring

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#18**
The New Celebrity Cult: Want to rub shoulders with celebrities? Have a few hundred extra bucks a week to spend on books, conferences, "college" courses, spiritual guides. and even merchandise? Does this sound like Scientology? It kind of does. I'm not going to say anything is worse than Scientology. It is in a class all to itself. I will say that this new celebrity cult has a lot of the same money making ideas. It is all about the money. Oh, and the fame of some of the leaders of the cult. It also has some disturbing practices that are just now coming to light. This cult pays a lot of money to certain young female celebrities to post all kinds of things about the cult on social media. They make it seem that if you come you are sure to run into them. You won't. Even if they do attend, they are kept away from the masses. What these celebrities do though is ensure that hundreds of young females come in to the cult each week. Do these celebrities know what happens to these young female members that come? Well, this celebrity offspring who yachts knows for sure what happens, but doesn't seem to care. This A-/B+ list singer/actress also knows what is up. This A+ list mostly movie actor knows exactly what is going on because he has been on the receiving end of some of the "fellowship" that the young women provide. The young women are all put through a screening process. The first time they come and fill out as visitor card. That card contains blanks for e-mail and social media handles. If the woman is not considered attractive or does not have what seems to be a lot of disposable income, no follow-up is made with them and if they pursue the cult further, they are discouraged from attending. This is usually done through something that will turn them off from ever wanting to come back. If you make the first cut, you are then encouraged to join a group which is made up of members remarkably similar to your own physical looks and age. The group is led by someone who has been trained to ask very probing questions of every member of the group. All of these sessions are recorded. At this point there is further vetting and once again some of the women are encouraged to not come back. This can be anything from having their purse stolen or someone being verbally abusive. If you make it past that level, they are encouraged to attend other more intimate counseling sessions followed by some coursework. All through this period they are given constant positive feedback. They are shown videos of celebrities who tell them they have done the same thing and just take them deeper down this path of no return. This is where it gets even more vile. All of the leaders of the cult are men. These men pick and choose which of these females they would like to counsel one on one. The females by this point have been told they need to serve and these leaders take a woman into a room that looks like a hotel room. There are dozens of these rooms in a building attached to the cult. There, these men have sex with the women. If a woman is hesitant at all, she is again encouraged to leave the cult. Once each new recruit has been sampled if you will, they are assigned to men who have joined the cult. These men have been picked because of their incomes and ability to spend a great deal of money on various cult programs. There is a minimum spend of about $25K a year. That entitles you to a worship companion. Yes, one of the women. You keep spending money you keep the worship companion. They are encouraged to have sex with the worship companions in one of the hotel like rooms where of course everything is recorded. This cult is big on making sure they have a lot of information to use should they need it. That A+ list mostly movie actor spends about $500K a year so he has multiple worship companions he can choose from and is encouraged to spend time with them away from the cult. The cult wants to create families created from these couples which they think will make the cult stronger. Dozens upon dozens of these couples have married. The men are encouraged, even if married to interact with other worship companions because the money needs to keep flowing. The wives understand this apparently and are supposed to encourage their husbands to have as many worship companions as they can afford. There are some men there who are spending close to $1M each year. The leaders of the cult are using this money to line their own pockets and to spread the cult to wealthier countries. That A-/B+ list singer/actress and the celebrity offspring have both been to Dubai and Asia where they have been worship companions to very very wealthy international members who also have private videos of their encounters. There is another A- list singer/actress who says until recently she didn't know any of this was going on. She says the only way she found out was when one of the females recruited told her a friend had been shipped overseas to be a worship companion in an Asian country. No one had heard from her in six months and the actress/singer was approached at a grocery store and asked for help. The actress/singer spent an hour at a Whole Foods deli counter listening to this cult member who described everything she had done with men at the cult. That singer/actress has not been back since. When she threatened to talk about what happened, a security person from the cult visited her at home and she has not uttered a word about it since. A cult staffer is someone who is leaking things slowly and has provided all of this information.

Cult: Hillsong Church
College courses/Hillsong Sisterhood
Celebrity offspring: Hailey Baldwin
A-/B+ list singer/actress: Selena Gomez
A+ list mostly movie actor: Chris Pratt
Other A- list singer/actress: Vanessa Hudgens or Hailee Steinfeld

I’ve gone back and forth over whether to even post this blind item or not. I feel like relatives of housewives should be left out of the scrutiny of social media. That said, Isn’t that what blind items are for? This housewife who has her own history of shenanigans with cars, has come by her shady ways the old-fashioned way. Her mother has a mug shot of her own, for grand theft auto. It’s kind of interesting to bring up mugshots of others at this point though, no? Shereé Whitfield ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") ($200,000 Aston Martin was seized by her former divorce lawyers) (car accident)

231. POPBITCH 01/18
Which British popstar made quite an impression on an American groupie he met on tour? He kept running his tongue over her pubic hair again and again, while softly muttering the word "wicked" to himself.

232. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/18
You might notice this A list (reluctantly I say that) reality star spawn is looking a little less busty in the near future. The reason? She’s had to remove her rather big implants for health reasons. Bella or Gigi Hadid (possible Lyme disease); Kourtney Kardashian

233. HIMMMM 01/18 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with a lucrative side gig knows how to control her spin, and use things to her advantage. She began telling a reporter recently about the "private dates" she had to endure to get those fabulous covers and favorable coverage in this A list magazine. Seems that this now-retired magazine honcho wasn't above trading favors. The actress thought it would endear her to the new magazine editor and support her #MeToo credentials. But when the actress realized the reporter was still friends with the former editor? She begged to remove those tidbits, sent her several presents, and offered her exclusives on upcoming personal things in her life.
A list actress: Gwyneth Paltrow (engagement)
Side gig: "GOOP"
A list magazine/reporter: "Vanity Fair"/Hilary Weaver

Retired magazine honcho: Graydon Carter
New magazine editor: Radhika Jones

234. HIMMMM 01/18 **#2**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and seemingly bookended her career in television recently made a public appearance that turned into a "pubic" appearance. She intentionally left the undies at home to show herself in her see-thru dress. It went exactly as planned and she got papped and posted everywhere. According to friends she's advertising that she's back on the market, no matter what she says in interviews, and wants to re-live those days 20 years ago when she was first call for sexy roles (in private life too). Halle Berry (NAACP Image Awards)

235. HIMMMM 01/18 **#3**
When his star client was out of the country on vacation with his girlfriend and friends, the sleazy manager of this former A+ list tweener turned A- adult singer was approached and given a "bill" for the drug use of his client's girlfriend. Seems the singer had agreed to cover it, was extended credit, and told them to bill his manager. It included airfare for the drug dealer's rep to fly to be with the couple on vacation too. The dealer had the drugs shipped via freight to the vacation resort. Who knew they were so well organized? Apparently the unhappy manager paid it, and said he'd get payback out of the girlfriend one way or another. Won't be the first time. Tragic. Scooter Braun/Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez

236. HIMMMM 01/18 **#4**
This permanent A list rock group has apparently agreed to do something they said they'd never, ever do. Make another record with (most of) the original lineup. They just signed a deal with one of the top five most famous producers of all time to take the helm of the project. Among his stipulations was that every member of the band cede control to the producer, and if any single one member of the band departs or screws up? It is over. According to one member, no more half-hearted collaborative efforts for that band. At this point, why would they even try? Aside from the expense of paying off past lawsuits and alimony, they want the money. Apparently all that recent concert money they've recently earned has reminded them they were once that good. This should be interesting. "Guns n Roses"

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#1**
This A list singer/wannabe actor had a party for to celebrate himself and could barely keep it together when several rappers and singers crashed his party taking away the attention from himself. It always has to be about him 100% of the time. Even if it is not about him, he makes it about him. Justin Timberlake

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#2**
This permanent A list singer is discovering just how badly her last manager screwed her over. I predicted several times there would be lawsuits. I think there might also be some jail time involved too. We are talking about a lot of money. Mariah Carey (Stella Bulochnikov)

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#3**
Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it. Katy Perry

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#4**
The widow is trying to send her minions out to do her work for her. She is trying to build a troll/bot army if you will. It starts from the mom and she is the one who decides if you are worthy enough to be considered a fan. By worthy, that means you only post pics and words that celebrate family number two as the family. No other people. No other immediate family of the deceased. If not, you get blocked by every single account under their control or influence. No other voices or opinions are allowed. Vicky Karayianni (Chris Cornell)/Toni Karayiannis

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#5**
There has been a lot of talk behind the scenes whether or not to change the way awards are presented at this big movie self congratulating event. Producers of the telecast are worried there will be some kind of demonstration or protest during one presentation in particular, especially because everyone will know its coming. The producers would not mind at all if that presenter just begged off or called in sick or something to make it go away. Casey Affleck (last year’s Best Actor) presenting Best Actress at Academy Awards

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#6**
This very wealthy, very popular, very talented, and very Christian athlete had to turn to his family before the holidays to help bail him out of a jam. It seems he was accused of raping a young woman from an encounter last year. If true, it would destroy his career, life, and family. He had no recollection of it and denied it all, but admitted he'd "had marriage problems" and had "temper issues" but was trying to be a better man. He told relatives he was willing to step up and figure it out. His family quietly hired investigators and attorneys who tracked it back to the source. It seems an executive in a company that sponsors him wanted to end the deal without paying out the contract, so hired a woman and made a plan to ruin the player. All to avoid paying the millions they owe on the deal (the company is over-extended and not as solvent as they seem). Thankfully, the player's family got the right professionals and took care of it. After the accuser signed an affidavit confessing the entire plot, the player went with attorneys and family to visit the executive personally. Don't be surprised if the imperfect-but-honest player ends up owning a big chunk of the company this year.
Peyton Manning ("Papa Johns"); Steph Curry ("Under Armour")

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#7**
This Vegas comedian most of you know who wears more makeup than should be allowed by law was performing recently. (That anyone admits attending the show is a miracle itself). The comedian/actor tried to be edgy with his routine, and started doing a mocking story with rape jokes making fun of abuse victims and blaming women. The routine lasted almost ten whole minutes before the entire crowd of men and women booed him offstage, threw things at him, and nearly started a riot yelling at management. If anyone caught it on video I don't think humanity will weep at the loss of his genius. No joke. Carrot Top

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#8**
Ruining Lives One Recap At A Time: I always talk about the weekly tabloids putting on Kneepads when it comes to celebrities, simply because they want to protect their access and think that is more important than being honest with reviews or opinions. Their mission in life is to suck up to celebrities in the biggest way possible. Blogs are a different matter, especially blogs or websites that recap shows. Specifically I am talking about reality shows. These blogs and websites definitely have their favorites and obviously the more they suck up, the better the chances are that stars of the shows they are recapping will give them an interview which then leads to more kissing butt and a cycle that never ends. Sometimes though, these blogs and websites are just really objective with their opinion and call it as it is. When they do that, there are a group of reality stars who have hired a troll farm. This troll farm goes after the offending writer with a vengeance. They fill the comments with nasty diatribes about the writer and the site and try and dox the writer whenever possible. It is not uncommon for the trolls to make threats against the writer and their family. It is not just the writers that this troll farm disguised as a PR firm goes after. They will go after other reality stars who speak out against one of their clients. They will trash that reality star in every space they can find with a staff of freelance trolls that operate across the country making a certain amount for each day of trolling. They will dox the reality star which then causes dozens of people to show up at the home of the reality star and has led to break ins and other issues where law enforcement was required. Currently, this firm is representing a former Housewife and have set their sights on anyone who crosses her. Things were so bad by this firm that the producers had to put a stop to it. Well, they tried to put a stop to it. This firm was trash talking every blog and website that said anything bad about this Housewife and doxxing the writers which was causing the websites and blogs to not want to write anything about Housewives at all which would be very very bad for business for the franchise. The final straw for the producers was when the firm started race baiting and spewing vile anti-Semitic hate at some of the writers. The Housewife did not have her contract renewed which is why she is a former Housewife now. Siggy Flicker ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#9**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a double celebrity offspring always picks the wrong guys. Always. That foreign born A lister she has been seeing had a woman over at his guesthouse all night which is where he generally sleeps with all women he is not planning on dating for more than a month. Dakota Johnson/Chris Martin

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#10**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer has been casting couching hard to get her first starring movie role. It looks like she may have done it. It sounds like an awful idea. Rita Ora ("Fifty Shades Of Grey" spin-off centering around the kidnapping of her character Mia)

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#11**
Another day, another day spent without her husband around for this A- list singer who is beloved by everyone despite some recent comments. Her husband is always hooking up with people he wants to manage. The crazy thing is all the people he seems to want to manage are female and willing to sleep with him. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock (defends spanking her kids)

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#12**
The boyfriend of this former A- list singer turned B list reality star/actress/celebrity is not just her boyfriend. He is also the guy who makes sure she comes back to the hotel when she is supposed to. She has done literal yachting and figurative yachting in the past month. It has been almost nonstop. Christina Milian/Matt Pokora

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18**#13**
How The Pedophile King Made His Money: When we talk about the pedophile king, I think we all know who we are talking about. I will throw in some celebrity names to make the guessing more fun as this goes along, but wanted you to know how this insanely rich pedophile made all his money. It probably will not shock you that he made his money illegally. He made it off the backs of regular hard working people. People who were swindled out of their money and were left with nothing. The pedophile was in the right place at the right time and took money that should have been given back to as many of those people as possible. Instead, he used almost half a billion dollars to finance his life as a pedophile. There is one more component to his financial well being. One of the people who was swindled was a very rich person who owned a massively large corporation and was one of the richest men in the
country. He lost a great deal of money in the swindle and our pedophile saw that he got every cent of his investment back. In return, the very rich man has always provided cover for the pedophile and vouched for him with other billionaires and investors which has allowed the pedophile to accumulate even more wealth. He has helped gloss over and erase from memory anything about the swindling just like it never happened. Now, there is something else about that very rich man. He was the very first customer of the pedophile. He was in a horrible marriage and wanted someone young. Very young. The pedophile knew just the right person and the life of the rich man was changed forever. He started embracing life again and has kept that woman in his life ever since as a mistress. He ended up marrying again, but the love of his life is the mistress. In return for bringing that young woman into his life, the very rich man gave our pedophile a very valuable piece of property as well as a list of names of other very well off men who also would enjoy the companionship of very young women. At this point the very young women became the almost legal teens that have been discussed in several Island posts. A celebrity that I haven't mentioned in any of the Island posts is a permanent A list actor who called all the young teens by the name of his daughter which is pretty sick in itself. A former director of a very very important government agency was blackmailed for years because two of the young women who were underage at the time he had sex with them ended up selling their information and photos to what they thought was a tabloid, but was a foreign government. This Emmy winning director actually cast a 15 year old he had sex with for a role. That 15 year old is still working today and is close to or at A list.
Pedophile king: Jeffrey Epstein
One of the richest men in the country: Les Wexner
Very valuable piece of property: The Herbert N. Straus Mansion, New York, New York
Permanent A list actor: Jon Voight
Former director of a very very important government agency:
Emmy winning director: Scott Winant
15 year old now close to A list: Claire Danes ("My So-Called Life")

250. HIMMMM 01/19 **#1**
This superhero sure doesn't learn her lessons. This A list mostly movie actress was shooting her recent superhero epic, and during a delay in shooting obviously took it as a chance to fool around in a quiet room at the studio. Thing is, she was still wired for sound. When the sound techs turned on their equipment, they got an earful of her moans and summoned the crew emergency team. They soon realized they were hearing something besides cries for help. When she returned to the set, the word had spread and applause erupted. Nobody said who the executive-type guy was, but the mortified actress hid in her dressing room for an hour. She had the exact same thing happen once before many years ago, when she performed a certain act on this foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor off-stage, and exclaimed her love for certain fluids over her hidden mic. At least they're all consenting adults.
A list mostly movie actress: Scarlett Johansson

Movie: Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Untitled Avengers Movie)
Foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor: Benicio Del Toro

251. HIMMMM 01/19 **#2**
This studio has admitted internally that it has failed in its efforts at emulating the success of the one that now owns the world. Their new secret plan? To "split" the properties into two divisions. One for "kids", basically carrying on with the universe-multiverse they've already created under the disastrous helm of _____________. And the other division for "adults", to create more realistic-themed movies of the same properties, like their most successful versions. How do they plan to make this happen? They proposed to hire this family, give them first-dollar gross revenues on EVERY PROJECT; and give them carte blanche and full control over that second division. At this point, the studio has nothing to lose in that contest.

Failed studio: DC Comics (Warner Bros.)
Successful studio: Marvel Comics (The Walt Disney Company)
Disastrous helm: Zack Snyder
Adults division: Christopher and Jonathan Nolan; Joss, Jed and Zack Whedon

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#1**
This former A- list celebrity/reality star turned B-/C+ list celebrity offspring didn't have a family visit for the holidays. Apparently she doesn't want her parents to know she is dating someone of color. That would not go over well with the parents. Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan)

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#2**
This permanent A list singer says that despite what this A list singer/horrible actor has to say, there has not been a full airing of grievances over what happened between them in the past and there has been no forgiveness. Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson
(Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show)

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#3**
This closeted former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list adult singer meant to share a recent picture with a potential hookup rather than sending it across social media. Lucky for him it was one where he was not fully exposed as is his custom. Nick Jonas

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#4**
I don't know if this foreign born model former yachter who met her foreign born super rich betrothed as a customer will ever get married to him. The super rich former multiple reality show star has been seeing someone else very quietly the past six months and might be looking to make a change. Shiva Safai/Mohamed Hadid ("Shahs of Sunset"; "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#5**
I wondered what this A list everything in her mind actress/singer would do the first time she caught her former A list boyfriend cheating on her and not just rumors of him cheating. She did nothing. She got mad for a day and then acted as if nothing had happened. Jennifer Lopez/Alex Rodriguez

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#6**
This A- list singer has a couple number one songs in his resume about a decade apart. He was also a one season wonder reality star. At a meet and greet the other night he was wasted and repeatedly was groping women when they wanted to take a picture with him. If they negatively reacted to his actions, he would swear at them. Robin Thicke ("Unusually Thicke")

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#7**
This A list televangelist who is an offspring of an A list televangelist and doesn't have the last name Graham or Falwell has been paying off parents right and left of teens in his congregation he has molested and/or assaulted. Joel Osteen/John Osteen ("Lakewood Church"); Andy Stanley ("North Point Ministries")/Charles Stanley ("First Baptist Church (Atlanta)")

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#8**
The Alcoholic And The Children Live On Television: I remember every fall sitting around and watching a program. It only came on once a year and back when there were limited channels available for your viewing pleasure, one of them was stuck with this particular event. Everyone knows who the host of the event was, but there were co-hosts. One was a former A lister. He had a huge network hit back in the day for which he was nominated/won a couple of times with an award. The events you are about to read happened a good decade beyond his peak. He was a huge drinker back when this happened. There was rarely a night he didn't end up passed out drunk. He also had a thing for women. Lots and lots of women. He was married for a long time but rarely went a week without cheating on his wife. He didn't particularly care how old the women were or if the women were actually teens. Apparently he did have some kind of sick code of ethics where he wanted them to be at least a teen although at least one twelve year old would beg to differ. She was one of many tweens and teens who were on the show. Not in the spotlight or featured but tagged along with a sibling who was being featured. Often times the parents would be focused exclusively on one sibling and not the other. Plus, the parents in these pre internet days would be talking to other parents who faced similar struggles and the siblings were left unattended for long periods. With hundreds of things going on at any point and a lot of drinking, there was a lot of room for trouble. The twelve year old said that when she was twelve and thirteen she attended this event and both times she was cornered by the aforementioned co-host and was molested. When she was twelve she says she wore a dress and after what the host did to her she wore jeans the next year. He tired to touch her beneath her jeans but was too drunk to figure out the button. She ran from the dressing room and never went back to the show despite her sibling continuing to go for the next couple years. At a meeting when she was in college she found a support group of siblings who had siblings with this disease. All of the women in this support group had all been molested and in one case raped by this co-host. What were the odds that the five women in this group who had all gone to the show had been molested and they were the only ones? Pretty small. So, she reached out to others, but did so in a couple of ads she placed in newspapers around the country. Well, that brought the full force of the organization down on her and she didn't have the money to fight them and their lawyers. They told her to stand down or would sue her and make sure her sibling never got any help ever again.

Event: Jerry Lewis MDA Labor Day Telethon
Drunk co-host: Chad Everett (co-host from 1975 through 1983) ("Medical Center")

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#9**
This Oscar nominate/winning A list director has had very few bombs in his career. Not so long ago though he had a huge bomb. I actually think if it was released within the past week or two it would have done much much better. I also think what would have made it do better is if the director had not spent so much time trying to have sex with one of the actors in the movie. It was just a constant, never ending wearing down of the actor until he finally gave in. From that point on, he continued to give in rather than listen to more of the pleading.

Director: Gus Van Sant
Movie: "The Sea of Trees"
Actor: Jordan Gavaris
Subject matter: Aokigahara (Mount Fuji's "Suicide Forest")
Controversy: Logan Paul’s "YouTube" video

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#10**
This permanent A- list dual threat actress got that high on the list because of an iconic television role. She has had middling success in movies. She has been allowing this A list celebrity with an awful sexually perverted, teen loving infamous husband to hook up with a man who is not her husband and is her financial backer.
Actress: Sarah Jessica Parker
Iconic television role: Carrie ("Sex and the City")
A list celebrity: Huma Abedin
Infamous husband: Anthony Weiner

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#11**
This former A+/A list mostly movie actress who doesn't act any longer has no desire for children despite what her husband floats to the press. She enjoys her daytime boozing and love of pot way too much to take care of anyone. Cameron Diaz/Benju Madden

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#12**
It's About "Time" - A Himmmm Blind Item: Tick tock, tick tock. That clock is ticking loudly as a chain of events and a metaphorical deal with the devil can bring down this entire media corporation and their now-struggling studio within the coming year. This one has been a long time coming, and is thankfully about to come to an end for the perpetrators of some of the modern entertainment industry's worst long-time institutional abuses of underage actresses. For many of the long-time CDAN regulars this one won't be a shock, although the details might. Many people in Hollywood and out have been waiting to see when this Producer at this cable network is going to be called out, publicly accused, or charged for his many years of abuse behind the scenes. Many have wondered why - with so many others being brought down - he's managed to escape almost unscathed? It's because of his Protector. His Protector is the mega-wealthy big boss of the studio and corporate parent, and he wields a lot of power over many types of media, in both Hollywood and New York. Many years ago the Producer got himself in serious trouble over his perverted abuses of several of his actresses. Not just those he abused himself, but those he encouraged his writers, directors, and co-producers to sexually abuse. This was not a one-time thing, but an ongoing constant pattern which led those actresses to drugs, self-destruction, self-abuse, mutilation, destroyed dreams, wasted careers, damaged families, and even insanity. Made more disgusting by the complicity and apathy of the parents, "momagers", and guardians who just wanted fame and money. All so that some jolly perverts could get their rocks off living out their sick unfulfilled tweenage dreams. At that time, the Protector still had most of his marbles and was going to live forever. Many believe he still may, although he's now alive in name only and the flames are lapping at his legs daily. Back then he still had his iron grip on his business and he's never been afraid to sue, threaten, harass, or destroy others as his favorite sport. Back when the abuses emerged as whispers at the corporation, the executives and The Protector sat down with his corporate bean counters and realized the massive cash cow this Producer was for them. Huge. Very huge and big in every way. In fact, probably one of the three biggest revenue generators in the corporate parent's entire history (especially in the coveted target demographic for ads, merch, and licensing). When that much is at stake, they don't want to rock the boat or kill the golden goose (Or cow. Or even a giant pig.). Anyway, on the other hand? It is a public corporation, and that means things can get leaked and revealed just through statements and financial reports. What then evolved was a corporate game of chess that nobody could imagine. The Producer was no dummy, so he personally hired investigators to provide ammo for his case. He then hired top financial experts to lay out the revenue he and his cronies represented to the corporation both in the past and in future revenues. So when the Protector summoned him? The Producer showed the Protector a huge financial report to validate his power and worth to the bottom line. Then he showed a massive dossier of files going back 50 years of the powerful Protector's own misdeeds. From New York, to Hollywood, to Boston, to London - a trail of abuses, perversions, thefts from his company, abuse, stealing from his own family, and even outright felonies. By the time he got down the list to mention offshore banking, the Protector knew he'd met someone on his level. Thus the two twisted men forged a strategy and agreement to protect each other and the corporation. The Producer surrendered his very expensive background report - and the Protector agreed to make all those "pesky" abuse whispers go away. They also agreed to blame another big corporate executive within the corporation if anything ever did leak out and set him up as a fall guy. The Protector even targeted one of his corporate underlings to shoulder the blame too, so he could claim ignorance. None of this was simple, instant, and was NOT cheap or easy. But the perverted Producer was smart enough to have limited potential witnesses by keeping his rapes/abuses down to he said/she said. And for more than a decade in the pre-Cosby & pre-Harvey days a reporter, lawyer, or cop wouldn't accuse in such instances without hard proof. Parents were paid off in huge amounts. As in "never have to work again ever" amounts that cover cars, college tuition, homes and all they want for now. The parents and managers who "played ball" and went along with it? They were well rewarded. Not just with big payoffs, but production deals, television shows, feature films, even music careers. Many of the adults were even bribed with corporate stock. The victims were told they "had no choice" and had to accept the deals, or they themselves could get in trouble. So all that those actresses and their people had to do? Keep quiet, keep smiling and doing photo ops, and support the brands/shows/projects with positive PR. The best part for the Producer & Protector? They managed to make even more money off of even those cover-up deals by making new shows starring once-unknown backing players who had been abused. Like two shows that starred the same actress. And on, and on, it went. Leaving a trail of money and destroyed lives in their wake. Some of the young girls were just in their tweens when sexually abused and raped by the Producer or his team members. One very damaged victim says she was even a virgin when the Producer went from hugging her in her trailer, to physically laying on her and forcing himself in her. She turned to alcohol, drugs, running away, and anything that would allow her to numb the pain as her parents refused to give her money to live and refused to let her quit the business. Eventually it became too much for her, and she had an epic meltdown. Some of the victims were so exasperated by parents, managers, and even tutors refusing to believe or help them that they did quit the business altogether. Still others tipped off gossip bloggers, industry insiders, online Reddit threads, anonymous Myspace chats, and anyone they could find just to try and warn others and get the story out there any way they could. It worked to a small degree at least as people began to whisper. Meanwhile, the Protector still enjoyed his own perversions with barely-legal escorts and their escort mothers; escorts who were paid by trading sex for production deals at the studio; actresses who skipped over the casting couches and went straight to his house to trade sex for jobs on his TV shows; and yacht girls whom he moved into his houses as his girlfriends/sugar babies. All the while the Producer continued his abuses/crimes and even got bold enough to allude to them in his own shows. As the years passed by, however, times changed. Victims become emboldened and struggled to find a voice, and old people get older/sicker and lose their last few marbles. Some even die and pass on. Those "girlfriends" of the Protector get greedy and sue for inclusion in the will. Family members get scorned, disinherited, and others fight and claw to be named as the New Boss, as this one has. Which brings us to the present day, and the earth now quaking beneath the feet of the corporation/studio/network, the Protector...and definitely the Producer. Several of the victims have begun to talk to lawyers who smell blood in the water. The big Executive fall guy? He passed away. They wanted to blame it all on him, since he's dead and can't defend himself. Only two big problems: 1. In a major corporate shuffle in the past year or two, several executives/board members got pushed out and they want revenge badly against the corporation and against the Protector. 2. One of the biggest victims of the Producer has a LOT of proof against him. Irrefutable proof that can bring the whole house down on them all. The movie studio owned by the corporation is not doing well, and many in the industry have been reluctant to set up projects there because they're not sure if they'll ever get made. Meanwhile, the corporations networks are also falling into trouble. So even if everything behind the scenes were fine? It would still be a tough time there. So if a major scandal were to hit the offices, studio lots, and networks? It would trigger a domino effect that will send shareholders running and talent fleeing. Because, you see #TimesUp is not just a movement, meme, or hashtag. It's literally a thing. Because time IS up for intimidation and silence of those victims. One is no longer a girl, and is now a woman. She's explored criminal charges, jurisdictions, statutes of limitations and exceptions to those. She's livid at her parents for their complicity, and wants revenge AND a bigger payday through a lawsuit for the career and life that was stolen from her - but only AFTER she makes it all public. So the time is up on the agreement her parents made, which doesn't apply to her now - as an adult. She lawyered up and they've hired investigators, forensic accountants, analysts, and a security outfit of global repute who has even worked for government intelligence operations. She's very serious about this - as are the other victims who endured similar abuse and complicity from parents, guardians, and managers. Several have engaged the services of the same law firm who employ experts in the field of crimes against children with the feds. Also involved are the disgruntled former executives. So much so that they've turned to the Protector's all-time arch-nemesis who is known by ALL and is the owner of a massive conglomerate stretching throughout the world to guarantee they'll get the coverage they need to air their accusations. They also are getting friendly lawyers to protect them when they back the claims of the abuse victims (which otherwise could incriminate them for prior knowledge - but now indemnifies them since they are cooperating with the victims). Everyone is pursuing this all before the Protector finally dies. Then the studio and their assets (including a valuable back catalog/library of titles) can get gobbled up by another competitor. In fact, as I write this I know several news outlets at work on stories about abuses at other branches of the corporation, and executives there. So don't put too much faith in some strange movements and shuffling going on at the corporation/studio/networks - because it is just them setting up for future damage control and the scapegoating that is sure to come. Don't think for a second that every day the New Boss of the corporation wakes up that the boss is not wondering if this is THE day that their time runs out. The new boss is no dummy either, and knows #TimesUp for the metaphorical deal the corporation made with the devil all those years ago. Tick tock, tick tock.

The Protector: Sumner Redstone ("girlfriends") (family battle)
The Corporation: Viacom (disgruntled former executives)
The Producer: Dan Schneider
The Network: Nickelodeon
The Other Network in trouble: CBS
Deceased Ex-Executive: Brad Grey
Nemesis: Rupert Murdock
Victim 1: Amanda Bynes (meltdown)
Victim 2: Jamie Lynn Spears (quit acting) (biggest victim/paternity test)
Victim 3: Jeanette McCurdy
Victim 4: Miranda Cosgrove
Escort: Sydney Holland
New Boss: Shari Redstone
Payoff Shows:

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#1**
This closeted part time reality star who would love to be a full-time one and is only famous because of the A list reality family had to find another beard. They grow tired very quickly of how he shoves them in the background, treats them like crap and doesn't pay them. Jonathan Cheban (Kim Kardashian)/Lala Kent ("Vanderpump Rules")

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#2**
Let me count the ways this A list singer/wannabe actor hates women. He hates when any woman makes more money than him. Even though he is a crap actor he insisted on his latest movie that he make more than any actress on the movie. When he found out an actress close to half his age was making more he threatened to walk out. He didn't because he is a wuss like that. He hated that his A list ex made more money than him and continues to make more money than him on a per day basis of actual work. He broke up with a former A+ lister because she made more money than him and he would belittle her every day about she was lucky to make that much money and what he did took skill. The guy is an a-hole.

A list singer/wannabe actor: Justin Timberlake
Movie: "Trolls"
Half his age actress: Quvenzhané Wallis
A list ex: Britney Spears (Las Vegas Residency)
A+ lister: Cameron Diaz

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#3**
This closeted A- list mostly television actor goes from one MTV show to the next. With a new show coming out, he got himself a new beard. This is one guy who got his start having sex with that A list director and was a mainstay at every single party the director threw for years. Every single person in town knows he is gay. His "girlfriend" has made more trips to Dubai than Lindsay Lohan which is fine, but this whole story is just ridiculous.
Closeted A- list television actor: Tyler Posey
New show: "Scream: The TV Series"
"Girlfriend": Sophia Taylor Ali

A list director: Bryan Singer

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#4**
I don't know where he gets them, but this A-/B+ list actor who all of you know and spends most of his time doing television does take steroids. I'm not sure why he bothers to deny it. A lot of actors get steroids and HGH legally from doctors which are much more willing to take a chance on steroid prescription writing than opioids. Josh Duhamel

268. HIMMMM 01/20 **#1**
Recently this barely hanging on to A- list still not old enough to drink mostly movie actress defended this frequent sexual assaulter who masquerades as a television actor/comedian to others in private over his long-ranging string of accusations. Why? And how could she have been in a movie with him, much less that particular story? According to her, because that was mild compared to what she's seen on casting couches herself. Plus, she said, when he did that thing in front of her that he did to others? She thought it was "kind of cute and pretty funny really – and besides, at least he didn't try to stick it in me". Yikes. Makes you cringe just thinking of what she's had to endure. Chloë Grace Moretz/Louis C.K. ("I Love You, Daddy") (masturbating)

269. HIMMMM 01/20 **#2**
Sometimes "yachting" is not just a euphemism. It is literal. When this pretty close to now former A- list reality star recently had some problems coming up with cash to pay the tab for his recent excursion at sea, he had this celebrity offspring take care of that problem for him. Not with money, but he ordered her to service the owner of the boat. And the Captain. And two of the crew. Why didn't he turn to this A list momager of momagers for help? After all, she's his partner in that business. Probably because he's trying to keep the young girl for his own. She's his biggest earner. Scott Disick/Sofia Richie (Kris Jenner)

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#1**
This former A list reality star turned hey can you give me a job turned about to be reality star again is having all of his legal bills and everything related to it by a production company who needs him for a show. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino ("Jersey Shore")

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#2**
This current A list mostly movie actor has had fame the past few years but nothing like this. The married actor has been like a kid in a candy store with the newfound female attention and his marriage is wavering under the onslaught of cheating. Jason Momoa

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#3**
Technically this B+ list singer/songwriter/performer who is openly gay was born in the US. It isn't really where he grew up though. Anyway, he is staging a new production and is living out every one of his sexual fantasies in it. The production features teens of barely legal age who are being cast only if they look much younger than 18. It is actually in the casting notes that they need to look as young as possible. All of these one on one auditions where our B+ lister meets with the prospective actors naked is certainly interesting too. It is a such a casting couch type thing that even the A list director would be impressed. Even the director hasn't figured out how to land a project where the whole idea is to have sex with teenagers and get paid for it and have it on camera. Rufus Wainwright ("Hadrian (opera)")

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#4**
This foreign born permanent A list model is married to another A lister. Apparently if they are together and try and engage either of them in conversation, the foreign born model will intercede and be extremely rude. That is of course unless you can do something for either of them and then they are your best friend. Gisele Bündchen/Tom Brady

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#5**
There were more than a few eye rolls when this A+/A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee started talking yesterday at the Women's March. Everyone knows she knew because she was regularly one of the people having sex with the disgraced producer and sending him pictures and making sure she kept getting the Oscar type roles while trashing all of her contemporaries. She knows he has those e-mails and texts where she trash talks other actresses. Jennifer Lawrence

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#6**
This almost television show is a big big hit. They already have a hypocrite in the lead role and no one really says anything. That show will come crashing down in a very big way if a certain woman comes forward on the record with her story. Apparently she was raped by the foreign born A- list actor on the show a dozen or so years ago. Many people know of her story in the industry but she has never gone on the record to the press. Her story is so well known and the rape so violent that several foreign sales agents refuse to do take part in any project involving the actor. If they don't help, it is much tougher to get financing for a movie or to sell the movie in foreign countries. Apparently the woman raped was well known to these sales agents and they all consider her a very close friend. It is one of the reasons his career has never progressed as far as other people close to him.
Show: "The Handmaid's Tale"
Hypocrite lead role: Elisabeth Moss
Foreign born A- list actor: Joseph Fiennes
Actress: Kristin Scott Thomas
Movie: "Man to Man" (2005)

276. MICHAEL WOLFF 01/22
Author Michael Wolff made several headline-making accusations about President Donald Trump in his bestselling bombshell book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House." But now he’s claiming there’s one piece of gossip that wasn’t in his book — that Trump is currently having an affair. "There is something in the book that I was absolutely sure of but it was so incendiary that I just didn’t have the ultimate proof," Wolf explained on Friday’s "Real Time with Bill Maher" about Trump’s alleged indiscretion, later referencing the piece of evidence that exposed former President Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky in the ’90s. "I didn’t have the blue dress." Maher, 62, pressed for details, asking, "It’s somebody [Trump is] f—— now?" "It is. And it’s… you just have to read between the lines," Wolff said, adding that the White House has "back doors" that allow visitors to enter without being noticed. "It’s toward the end of the book. You just have to… you’ll know it. Now that I’ve told you, when you hit that paragraph, you’re going to say, ‘Bingo.’ " Nikki Haley; Hope Hicks

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#1**
SAG AWARDS: The publicist for this married A- list actress gave this red carpet host you all know a bunch of grief because for once in her life the host asked a tough question about a relative of the actress. It is probably the last time the host will ask such a question. Alison Brie (James Franco)/Giuliana Rancic

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#2**
SAG AWARDS: This just about permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was talking to herself on the red carpet. The actress, who has recently spent time on television was asking herself questions and then answering them as if someone was interviewing her, complete with the appropriate facial responses to each question. It was a little unnerving. Halle Berry; Nicole Kidman; Reese Witherspoon

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#3**
SAG AWARDS: This B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee which is the only reason she is still at B+ list was coherent and sober and lovely during the show. At rehearsals? A drunken mess who couldn't read one word on the teleprompter. Marisa Tomei

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#4**
SAG AWARDS: This closeted foreign born A- list mostly television actor who seems to frequently work for the same outlet couldn't get a fake date last night so he took an actor who was present when the A- lister was with his first man. Alexander Skarsgård (Jack McBrayer)

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#5**
SAG AWARDS: This A- list mostly movie actress who probably should be lower but that celebrity offspring thing and her past work keeps her that high got her lips filled this week. She broke the first rule which is to get them filled at least a couple weeks out of an award show. She sounded completely different and her lips were swollen. The saving grace for her was no one was focused on her lips. Kate Hudson

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#6**
SAG AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress who appears on a still hit almost television show has filled this space many many times. Last night at an after party she would not stop hitting on a waitress and kept cornering her and hitting on her. She kept touching the hair of the waitress and tried multiple times to grope her. Taryn Manning ("Orange Is the New Black")

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#7**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress only gets that high if you watch the award winning show on which she starred last season. She won't be back for the next season. It appears that it has nothing to do with her coke use which last night at an after party and throughout this whole week leading up to the show was at world class levels. Probably how she stays so slim too. Vanessa Kirby ("The Crown")

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#8**
SAG AWARDS: Speaking of coke use, it is usually this B+ list mostly television actress from this very hit almost television show who is doing line after line. Last night though, it was her co-star and his actress girlfriend who could not be stopped in their quest to do as much coke as possible. One word of advice would be to not use at the party hosted by your employer. It makes the employers very nervous and in a show like the one in which our actor stars, it is very easy to be killed off.
Show: "Stranger Things"
B+ list actress who usually does coke: Natalia Dyer
Co-star/girlfriend: Joe Keery/Maika Monroe

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#9**
SAG AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has been known to beard happened on to a producer she had her eye on for a few months. He is casting for another season of a hit show and she wouldn't let anyone near him without being on his arm. She has no problems hitting the casting couch and she stays really busy because of it. She is also a diva on set because of it too and knows the producers won't say anything to her about it because of their history. Olivia Munn

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#10**
PGA AWARDS: What started out as a great night for this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned permanent A lister who does not work much and this A+ list showrunner ended badly. Apparently the showrunner wanted the actress to come to his defense to some reporters who are digging into his sordid past. The pair had a heated argument about the refusal of the actress to get involved and I don't think the friendship is going to be repaired any time soon. Gwyneth Paltrow/Ryan Murphy

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#11**
PGA AWARDS: Betrayal: This actor is probably A- list since he does have the lead in a television show that is fairly popular, although a hit on that channel is not quite the same as having a hit network show. This actor has a long history of drug abuse in his past. He also got involved with some people in his past who are now affecting his life. Back when this actor first started he was casting couched by a male producer who then started selling the actor to various other producer and director friends. The actor, who is openly bisexual put up with it because he needed the work and he was getting a lot of parts. At one point he started seeing several producers on an almost full time basis to the point where he didn't act for nearly three years after his initial run of success. They were paying him a lot of money to be on call 24/7. When our actor decided to go back to acting he worked a lot. He has had a really stead career with a number of hits and misses, but has focused on television. He has a lot of movie credits, but compared to his success in television they don't really look as good and the choices he has made in movies have been more paycheck driven than anything else. About a decade ago he split from a wife and went on a drug and sex fueled rampage through Hollywood, the likes of which have not been seen in a long time. The fact it was kept quiet is because he was doing it at parties. Specifically parties being hosted by some of the producers he was hooking up with decades earlier. Now, they were much older but they still wanted young men. One of their favorites was a man in his early 20's. They set him up with our actor. What they didn't tell our actor in advance was that the man was HIV+. The man and our actor had a six month relationship and not once did the man tell the actor he was HIV+. None of the producers and directors who set him up and were also now HIV+ ever told the actor. It as as if they wanted him to join this club of theirs. When our actor discovered his status at checkup, he began a campaign to try and get the men to never be able to work again. He succeeded but he also threw his career for a loop and he had a good almost five year gap where he couldn't get booked for television and was making crap movies. He finally marked his return a couple years ago and has kept up his campaign to make sure the directors and producers stay out of the business. Thomas Jane

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#12**
PGA AWARDS: This B+ list dual threat actress was at the awards for movies rather than television. She is also a celebrity offspring and is married. She has never liked being married and that was evident at an after party where she stayed cuddled up and kissing a man who is not her husband. Allison Williams

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#13**
PGA AWARDS: An award winner was changed and replaced with someone else within the past couple of weeks to avoid a controversy. James Franco

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#14**
PGA AWARDS: This former B list mostly movie actress from a now defunct franchise is having a tough time getting work. Her last foray into television caused a fairly hit series to shut down for good after she was brought on board. Even after she was kicked off, the damage she wrought remained. While at the award show, she would not stop badgering this A+ list dual threat actress about a part in in the second season of a hit show. The pestering was so intense that the A+ lister bailed on after party because she heard the former B lister would be there.
Actress: Nikki Reed
Franchise: "Twilight"
Series: "Sleepy Hollow"
A+ lister/show: Reese Witherspoon ("Big Little Lies" season 2)

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#15**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list model/actress said she was filming a movie a couple of years ago with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has a very very busy franchise for the next few years. She says that even though he was married, he counted down the days while filming until our actress turned 18 and then would not stop hitting on her. He tried to get her drunk. He tried to get her to do coke with him. She is fairly sure he tried to drug a drink or two of hers and made life just unbearable the last couple weeks of shooting.
Foreign born B+ list model/actress: Odeya (Rushinek) Rush (born May 12, 1997 in Haifa, Israel)
Foreign born A- list actor: Sam Worthington ("Avatar" 2 thru 5)

Movie: "The Hunter's Prayer" (filming began in early November 2014)

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#16**
SAG AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress who is a part of an almost television show which was nominated last night fainted multiple times throughout the night. Once at the show and at least twice at the party hosted by the almost television service. Apparently our actress had not eaten anything. Not one bite of food for six days. She was allowing herself one glass of juice per day. She looked like death. Natalia Dyer ("Stranger Things")

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#17**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born A list mostly movie actor left a party last night because he said he was, "surrounded by f**king f**s." The Academy Award winner/nominee continues to be an a-hole on an almost daily basis, but Hollywood loves him. Gary Oldman

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#18**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who once played an iconic role but has been hit and miss since was at an after party with his foreign born A- list actress girlfriend but it didn't stop him from collecting phone numbers whenever her back was turned or he could get away from her for a few minutes. Matt Smith ("Doctor Who")/Lily James

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#19**
SAG AWARDS: This B+ list mostly movie actress only gets that high because of the huge franchise she is in. Other than that she has not really ever done all that much and doesn't seem to be all that interested in doing all that much. Maybe some singing. Anyway, last night at an after party she said that while filming the first installment of the franchise, she walked in unannounced to the trailer of her married foreign born A list co-star and he was having sex with another man. She said he refused to talk to her for two days and had his assistant remind her to not say anything to his wife if she came to the set. Alison Sudol/Eddie Redmayne (Hannah Bagshawe) ("Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them")

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#20**
SAG AWARDS: In the same movie mentioned in #19, the actress said there was an aging Academy Award winner/nominee who was barred from interacting with any of the teenage walk-ons/extras after several complained to their parents about his behavior towards them. Jon Voight ("Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them")

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#21**
SAG AWARDS: So, this B+ list mostly television actor is on two hit television shows. One is pay cable and one is almost television. Explain to me how he can be all Time's Up and all of that, but when actually confronted by two women at a party last night and they asked him about his awful co-star he said, "I don't get involved in all of that." He then said he just does his job and what people do is not really his concern. Tony Hale ("Arrested Development" and "Veep")/Jeffrey Tambor

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#22**
SAG AWARDS: More than one person was busted taking photos of this barely a teenager when she would lean over. The actress, who stars on an almost television show had not worn a bra and at least one of the sick photographers who took a picture is a pap. Millie Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things")

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#23**
SAG AWARDS: Yesterday I wrote about that foreign born actor/rapist. Well, last night he wore a Time's Up pin. A person who knows what he did to that woman many years ago asked him about it in front of the actor's wife. The person asking could tell the wife had never heard the accusation before. Interesting. Joseph Fiennes

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#24**
SAG AWARDS: This one named A+ lister at what he does has never really had a drug problem before but after hurting his back last year he has been popping all kinds of pills. Last night he was completely out of it and was walking through one party like a zombie. He wasn't interacting with anyone but his significant other and that was barely a joint interaction.

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#25**
SAG AWARDS: The publicist for this A list dual threat actress who was nominated last night and is an Academy Award winner/nominee got into a screaming match with this photographer who took a photo from what the actress considers her bad side and at an unflattering angle. You know, the angle which shows she actually does have wrinkles as is not a vampire. Nicole Kidman

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#26**
SAG AWARDS: While this dress worn by a former A list mostly movie actress made 99% of the worst dressed lists, it made the best dressed list on a couple run by fashion magazines. Apparently the designer who spends a ton on advertising made sure it did and they wanted to keep the designer happy. Kate Hudson (Valentino)

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#27**
PGA AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress who is still starring as the lead on a network show that was almost written off last year but is going strong again was hoping to run into that disgraced A list mostly movie actor. Yes, the one who is from an acting family. Apparently he did something to her back in the day and she was going to call him out about it in front of the press, but never got her chance. She was going to crash the SAG Awards when she heard he was going to show up there, but her agent and manager talked her out of it. Jaimie Alexander ("Blindspot")/James Franco

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#28**
PGA AWARDS: This former A+ list mostly movie actor was supposed to be at the awards in his role as a producer of a show from last season. He never left his compound in a different state though. He is holed up there hiding from process servers. Our actor is apparently being sued by three women who say he gave them STD's and two of the women claim he kept them against their will at his home in this other state for a week. Jim Carrey ("I'm Dying Up Here")

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#29**
Whisper In His Ear: Nowhere to be seen last night was this barely old enough to drink foreign born actress. Even if she was there, chances are good you wouldn't recognize her. You will. Very soon you will see her face everywhere in a new show being produced in her home country. It is the kind of show that will make it over here in a hurry and be a massive hit. Why would she have been there last night? She is the latest arm candy of this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is much much older than she. Our actor is known to all of you. He is known to almost every person in every corner of the planet. As he has grown older, his women have grown younger and younger. He somehow managed to ride a wave, bumpy to be sure, of him having sex with someone underage. It hasn't affected his career. In fact, since it happened, you could argue his career has even become stronger. It almost didn't happen that way. You see, something that wasn't seen in that underage scandal, was another person. Another person who was also very close to him for a number of years. Unlike the one that became kind of public knowledge, the 15 year old never got out. The 15 year old he got pregnant and who now has a grade schooler. As far as I know, only two people besides the mother of that child know and one of them is paid off with tens of millions of dollars and the other is dead. It was the dead one that had him worried. She was the one who wanted to have his child. She was the one who wanted to be with him. Instead, as she got older he started to lose interest. She became jealous and started threatening to tell the world what she knew. He couldn't have that. He couldn't see his career come crashing down. He enjoyed the fame and perks and the young women he got to meet every single day who loved when he would touch them or at least pretend to as to not offend him. What to do? Well, he is an actor. A very good actor. There was someone very close to the jealous woman who was easily manipulated. That someone was always forgetting to take his meds which made him even more malleable. It also made him prone to violent rages. Our actor worked the certain someone into a rage until he ended up killing the jealous woman. No more problem. Our actor could continue to live his life as he pleased.

Actor: Morgan Freeman
Dead one: E’Dena Hines step-granddaughter
Boyfriend: Lamar Davenport

306. MR X 01/23 **#1**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is an Oscar nominee/winner. It is not just the studio that is keeping her away from a certain group of reporters, she also keeps her distance and always has. Lupita Nyong'o (speaking to African-American reporters ahead of Black Panther)
(Lupita ignoring a sea of black journalists and Marvel not wanting the stars of Black Panther to be interviewed by black journalists)

307. MR X 01/23 **#2**
Another denier. This time it is this A+ list mostly movie actor who wants the world to believe he is doing things all on his own without help. Uh huh. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Mark Wahlberg (denies using steroids)

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#1**
This B+ list actor who is also a comedian and a host and was probably A- list a few years back when he had his own show is trying to settle with a woman who says the actor date raped her when he got her drunk and then forced her to have sex. The actor was and is married. Joel McHale

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#2**
This foreign born former A- list dual threat actor from hit movies and hit television moved on to some reality television. Documentary stuff rather than cheesy stuff. Anyway, our actor has always had a bit of a temper and a bit of a drinking problem. When he tried to take a swing at a guy in a bar a few weeks ago, our actor got laid out on the ground. He had been such an a-hole to everyone, that no one bothered to help him up. Dominic Monaghan ("Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan")

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#3**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is also a permanent A list singer says she is all about #Time's Up except when it comes to one of her family members and then she says the women who accused him of sexual assault and harassment are lying. Barbra Streisand/Josh Brolin

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#4**
Speaking of denial, this A- list mostly movie actor who also hosts a "show," is pretending to be all high and mighty for the way he handled a situation. He forgets of course that he know all about the sexual assault and abhorrent behavior claims about a certain initialed comic a couple of years earlier but chose to ignore it because there was no outrage. Zack Galifianakis/Louis C. K. ("Baskets")

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#5**
This former A list singer in a group turned actor turned A list solo singer turned actor again is married to another man but hasn't stopped him from hooking up with a woman who used to be a beard for him back in the day. Ricky Martin/Rebecca de Alba

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#6**
This former West Coast Housewife has been hooking up with guys for money and is not even being coy about it. Expenses need to be paid, so this is the way she is choosing to supplement her appearance income which is minimal these days. Brandi Glanville ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#7**
The Predator: I was talking to someone the other day about the movie that recently got screwed over simply because the actress who stars in the movie hadn't slept with someone who could make sure it did really well or really poorly. The actress, who is an Oscar nominee/winner has not really said much about it and there is probably a very good reason. If she did say something, people would start asking her questions about her past and how she got her start. There was that guy who was in her life for a lot of years and got her that first break. Our actress had sex with him for a lot of years and also brought him young actresses she would meet and he would have sex with them too. She was not alone in this. There was another Oscar nominated/winning actress who also got her big break after sleeping with him and continued to do so for a number of years. Because of the status of these two actresses, they were able to bring in a ton of young women and the only ones who got a break were the ones who slept with him.
Taraji P. Henson ("Proud Mary") ("Baby Boy")/Vincent Cirrincione/Halle Berry

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#8**
Another Scam: If you get one of his invitations that this former A list mostly movie actor turned trainwreck sends out, you think you should go. He makes the parties sound fun and also makes it seem like the money you pay is all going to charity. It isn't. It is going in his pocket. Oh sometimes he might send them a couple of bucks so he doesn't get sued by someone, but when I say a couple of bucks, I literally mean $2.00. If you are interested, he can offer men some VIP services. When you arrive you can pay an extra amount which is usually $500 to have a woman sit by your side all night and pour you drinks and of course you are helping out a good cause right. Later that night you will be offered some additional VIP services and you don't have to go anywhere because the actor has a spare bedroom you can use. That's right, you can have sex for an additional fee, but don't worry it is all going to a good cause. Did you notice there were cameras in the bedroom because there are. You should worry because the actor is always having money issues so you never know if they are going to be used for blackmail or not. The guy is just one scam after another and has been for years. I'm not sure why people now have decided its ok to start giving him money again. Corey Feldman

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#9**
Look for this current Oscar nominee to spill some very timely information about another current Oscar nominee who they used to be very close to. I bet it influences those votes. Daniel Day-Lewis/Gary Oldman (domestic abuse against then-wife Donya Fiorentino)

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#10**
As I predicted yesterday, apparently that pap taking pictures and video of that underage actress is selling copies to a bunch of sick creeps all over the world. That being said, it doesn't explain why a mainstream magazine/website also bought a version, although not as graphic as the one being sold to others. That magazine should be ashamed and shamed. Millie Bobby Brown (TMZ)

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#11**
Standing Ovation: So, do you think if this current Oscar nominee who is not one of the two mentioned in the earlier blind item wins, everyone will give him a standing ovation? A lifetime casting coucher? If you are female and wanted to be in his movies, you hit the casting couch. There is a blind I wrote many years ago about him and an actress ALL of you know who got a role because he made her have sex with him to get it. I think it ended with her looking up at an award or something while he was on top of her and that she thought he seemed nice. There is a postscript to all that. That experience shook her and she started drinking and doing drugs to cope. I wrote about all of that in separate blind items and how she lost a baby because of those drugs and booze. To this day she has never told me or anyone I know who the father of that baby was that she lost fairly well along into her pregnancy, but the top choice for the dad is this current Oscar nominee. I could go on and on about this nominee, but you just go ahead Hollywood and give him his standing ovation if he wins and talk about what a great guy he is. Denzel Washington/Sanaa Lathan

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#12**
So, you know that disgraced serial cheating talk show host who got fired? Yeah, that one. The one who loves himself and thinks he will get another job soon. Anyway, that co-star of his he had the long term affair with? Yeah, well what if I told you that affair started two years earlier than previous thought. Why is that so significant? Well, because that means six months after they started hooking up she got the big promotion, and not the standard line of they started hooking up when they were equals so to speak. It also means she knew what was going on and the upper echelon all knew what was going on. Matt Lauer/Natalie Morales

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#13**
That jerk from #12? Yeah, well two years after he started hooking up with his co-star he was at an event similar to the one that is coming up soon. While there, our married jerk was hooking up with his co-star and also that celebrity chef who usually loves musicians. That is when they first started hooking up. So, the married guy having sex with two other women at the same time while he is getting paid for working and the company is paying for all the wining and dining of the mistresses. Giada De Laurentiis (2006 Winter Olympics)

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#14**
There is a story this former model tells about how she met her A list celebrity husband all of you know. The thing she always leaves out is that the only reason she met her future husband was the guy she was with, low balled her, so she bailed. Beth Ostrosky/Howard Stern (her story)

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#15**
For their next move, this mother/daughter reality duo who are not named Jenner or Kardashian are definitely going to pull one out of the Kardashian playbook. The daughter is debating between a nude pictorial for Playboy or a sex tape. Considering how much money her mom goes through and the expenses she has, she will probably make her daughter do a sex tape and probably take half the money. Brielle Biermann/Kim Zolciak-Biermann

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#16**
We Can't Let You Talk - The Church: Right after the calendar turned to 2018, he was going to talk. He had to talk. He didn't want to go to jail for lying. He was going to have to talk to investigators in his own country. When they asked where the money was going and who he was paying and that secret installation out in the middle of his country, that is where things were going to get more interesting. Investigators from the US would then be called in and that would set off alarm bells all over the place. Who is the he mentioned in the first paragraph? If you live in his country, you might not know his name but you knew his company. You knew his products. Almost every single person had probably used one of his products. People from all over the world used his products. It is why he was very very rich. He also had a lot of charities he supported. People also gave his charities money. He was very interested in creating products for people that his charities supported. That is how The Church became involved with him. That is the "product" that was created. Why was he going to talk to investigators? He got busted. He got busted for paying off people he shouldn't have paid off and he gave them a lot of money. He gave them enough money to do his bidding for the rest of his days. When investigators asked him did he give any money to anyone else he would answer yes. They would go through the list and one of those names was going to make some ears go up and some telephone calls made. Lets call that name F. Why did he give money to F? He wanted to try a new product. A product he had been testing not only in poor countries around the world, but also testing in a facility in the middle of his own country, away from prying eyes. Did he have permission to test it there? No. Those indigenous people thought they were signing up for something completely different for that money they were being paid. He finally got the product mastered and wanted to be able to sell it to the world. He thought of a way to do that and make a big splash. That is where F comes in. He gave a huge amount of money to F to get his product into a country at a time when all eyes were focused on that country. He wanted every news story to have pictures of his product and people talking about his product. That all happened. He got his wish and the product flew off the shelves. It flew off so quickly that it was easy to forget the early stages of the product that killed people in other countries and his own country. When faced with all of that in front of him, when he would have nothing left to save himself, the only thing he could possibly offer up was The Church. So, they killed him. Period. And now? That pesky investigation that was scheduled to happen is about to be called off. No one is going to ask any questions about anything.

Company owner: Bernard Sherman (and wife Honey found dead)
Home country: Canada
Company: Apotex (products)
F: Bill Clinton
Product: Apo-triAvir (generic HIV/AIDS drug)

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#1**
As much as she would like you to believe it is love sweet love, this former A- list syndicated actress who at one time was an A+ list celebrity is with the guy she is living with for money. Not his money, although he has some. She is being paid by her actual boyfriend and where she is now is much closer. Apparently where she is also allows her to meet regularly with a certain group for the boyfriend. Finally, the guy she is living with has family members who are of great interest to her actual boyfriend.
Actress: Pamela Anderson
Living with: French soccer star Adil Rami
Actual boyfriend: Julian Assange

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#2**
This celebrity offspring who has done network reality and her own reality is by far the most famous of the offspring of this A list celebrity. Apparently the offspring would like to get back into reality and despite having a significant other she is hooking up with a reality producer who flies to her town once a week for a few hours. Bristol Palin (Sarah Palin) (Dakota Meyer)/"Dancing With the Stars"/Austin, Texas

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#3**
This foreign born B/B- list mostly movie actress who peaked a couple decades ago has also done reality. I forgot about that until I was writing the sentence. It was one of those cable programs that was popular almost a decade ago. Anyway, she has a minder with her from her home country. He and his bosses back home decide what crap low budget movies she will accept to star in depending on who they want her to sleep with. Despite living in LA, her films are almost always shot outside the US in the strangest of locations that almost no other actress would want to go. If you sit down with her, she can rattle off 30-40 names of government leaders around the world in these strange countries she has slept with under orders from her government. Brigitte Nielsen ("The Surreal Life")/Denmark; Bai Ling ("Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew")/China

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#4**
This barely there celebrity/actress who is the significant other of a former A++ list baseball player who retired awhile ago is hooking up with this A+ list UFC star. Pete Rose/Kiana Kim

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#5**
It is kind of ironic that this former B+ list actress turned A+ list celebrity turned stay at home and complain about everyone in the world is always having to write checks for the way she hits on other people. She also is a serial cheater which is the reason every single one of her relationships the past decade or two have ended. Rosie O’Donnell

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#6**
This foreign born one named former A list singer who is not named Adele was spotted doing lines of coke at multiple parties in the past week. It actually is much bigger news that her significant other was spotted doing coke too.

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#7**
This former A- list Disney actress who they want no part of any longer is a B+ list adult actress from an acting family. Within the last months she had to have a Narcan injection to save her life. She travels with several. Bella Thorne

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#8**
The Video: I doubt even if I gave you a million clues you would be able to get the name of this model. She is from California and has several hundred thousand Instagram followers. She also has a sex tape with one of the leading candidates for Governor in California. Apparently she has more than one sex tape. She is big on Snapchat and is always recording everything. Some of those recordings are sex with this candidate. The recordings are from various hotels and also one in a changing room in a mall. You can hear the store closing announcement while this candidate is on his knees in front of her and umm, yeah. It is quite the look for him and would probably make an interesting campaign ad. For her entire collection she is asking $10M. Antonio Villaraigosa; Gavin Newsom

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#9**
I am all about the philosophy that you never use your own money to make a movie in Hollywood. I get that. However, maybe this back in the day A list mostly movie actor should cut back on the first class airfare and every other day Barney's shopping sprees with that film financing money from people who thought he was going to use the money to make an actual movie. It is all a big shell game and he is out trying to raise more to support the lifestyle he thinks he deserves. Corey Feldman (Sundance Film Festival)

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who has worked with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor a couple of times now was talking smack about this a-hole A- list actor she dated on and off forever. The thing is he would always tell her he was single and that his ex was out of his life. The actress would then catch him cheating and the actor would yell at our actress and say it was his fault. She finally left him for good when his ex got pregnant by the actor even though he swore he had not been seeing her.
Foreign born A- list actress: Mia Wasikowska
Foreign born A- list actor: Robert Pattinson

A-hole A- list actor: Jesse Eisenberg
Ex: Anna Strout

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#11**
You probably won't guess the person, so go ahead and guess the show. One of the stars of this marriage type show left his country after killing his girlfriend. Andrei Castravet (Chisinau, Moldova) ("90 Day Fiancé")

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#12**
There is no love lost between these two recent film co-stars. Normally they are each A/A- list television actresses on respective hit shows. One is foreign born and one of the reasons the other actress dislikes her so much is the constant partying the actress does and the missed photocalls and press appearances. Oh, and showing up wasted to the premiere probably didn't help either. Claire Danes ("Homeland")/Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")/"A Kid Like Jake"

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#13**
Do you think this B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost television show knows about her boyfriend's STD? Yeah, her co-star boyfriend who she hasn't seen in a while. Apparently he picked it up while hooking up with some actress on that British soap every actor and actress in that country appears on at one time or another.

337. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#14**
This A+ list mostly movie actor and the foreign born model/wannabe actress set a world record for taking "random" staged photos. They spent about 20 minutes taking pictures in a variety of poses on a totally empty beach. Apparently the model was supposed to be photographed in a bikini but said she was too cold. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#15**
Good news for this pregnant A list reality star. A half sibling should be born at almost the same time and another about two months later. Everyone involved must be so proud. Kylie Jenner/Travis Scott

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#16**
Apparently this former almost A- list mostly movie actress thinks her recent actions will keep investigators from following her photo trail of countries and activities. Umm, it won't. Lindsay Lohan (deletes Instagram) (I think she realized it made her look bad so she turned Instagram back on)

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#17**
West Coast Collection: Unlike this A list celebrity I have written about a few times in the past month, who for today we shall call (W), most of the rest of her collection of friends don't really think it is a big deal to help her launder money. They think it is all fun and games and great vacations. Notice, I said most. One of the best friends W used to have was someone from a very similar background. We shall call her (S). S grew up with many of the same precepts. S is now a B+ list actress. A nice successful B+ list actress who has had nice runs on some very big network shows, including one hugely successful long running show. That very long running show was filmed where W lives. Two or three times a week, S & W would get together for lunch or dinner. Despite W being married, S & W became lovers. Apparently that is something W has been known to do with others, whether they be men or women. W then began asking S to do some favors for her. Meet with this man or next time you go to a certain city can you drop off this package to another man. Most of these packages contained large sums of cash or hundreds and hundreds of money orders. S says that she put an end to it all because every day she felt like she was going to get arrested or killed. S decided not to renew her contract when it expired and moved all the way across the country. With S not helping her out any longer, W turned to this permanent A list performer/behind the scenes guy who all of you know. We shall call him Y. In the past W has slept with Y, but he prefers women much younger. He has slept with S on a number of occasions, which S says she did because she wanted to make W happy. There is a never ending stream of women who come into the life of Y and most are models and the like who travel all over the world. He gives them a package courtesy of W and they fly to their little corner of the world where they are working or yachting or acting or whatever. What do they care if they are bringing a package to someone and picked up $10K for doing it. As long as it isn't drugs, they think it's fine. W felt that Y needed someone more permanent to be seen with all the time so he found a girlfriend who fit the mold more of S. Not in the background so much, but what they do for a living. Another face who can run errands and is well enough known that she is rarely stopped for anything, even when crossing borders. We shall call her A. As a rule, A rarely if ever went on vacation or traveled before finding her way into the world of W and Y. Now? She travels almost every week and many of the trips are out of the country. Meanwhile, Y keeps on finding his models of the moment and sending them on their way too. According to S, she doesn't think Y or A or any of the models ever ask why. They just love the money and the travel and have no idea what they are doing is illegal.

(W): Huma Abedin (Oscar de la Renta article in W magazine)
(S) B+ list actress:
Network shows:
(Y) A list performer/behind the scenes guy: David Foster
(A) girlfriend): Katherine McPhee

341. ALL ABOUT THE TEA 01/25
A single reality dad is starting over — but a crazy ex is hell-bent on breaking up his sweet happily ever after. The reality dad found his true love, however, a former fling’s filial obsession with smearing his new girlfriend’s reputation has veered into stalker territory. The exes met through a mutual friend and their romp in the sack only lasted for a brief time. The ex girlfriend uses fake identities to twist the woman’s past, and turn a clueless cast against her. The southern gentlemen has been slammed with tacit allegations, rumors and lies — all designed to disrupt his future, and wreck the romance soon to play out on a southern stage. Nasty fibs rooted in ferocious envy — one of the Seven Deadly Sins — is muckin’ up the storyline y’all. But the truth will eventually come out. Name the reality dad, the ex, new girlfriend and reality show.

The reality dad: Thomas Ravenel
The ex: Luzanne Otte
The new girlfriend: Ashley Jacobs
The reality show: "Southern Charm"

342. POPBITCH 01/25
Which two members of the Britain's Got Talent family have been getting rather close? Their antics supposedly extend beyond just holding hands. Ant McPartlin/Amanda Holden

343. MR. X 01/25 **#1**
The Grammys are only a few days away and already there's drama. This power couple, a singer and her mogul/rapper husband, personally invited this talk show hostess (who's on their payroll) to be part of their entourage at both the Clive Davis party, the ceremony and the after parties. When organizers of the events heard about this breaking of protocol, usually the Recording Academy sends out the invites, they panicked. They barraged the couple and their PR people to disinvite their guest because of comments she made about the #MeToo movement , which someone from the husband's company is really pushing attendees at the ceremony to be supportive of. No word yet on if the talk show hostess will go or if she will skip, but I wouldn't be shocked if she stayed away. Beyoncé and Jay Z/Wendy Williams

344. MR. X 01/25 **#2**
One of the organizers of the subtle protest movement that will be happening at the Grammys is also a procurer of young guys for that mogul who hopefully will be exposed soon. Karen Rait, rhythmic promotion at Interscope/Geffen/A&M Records

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#1**
This B list actress who can usually be found on television has an interesting tabloid past that makes all of you know her. Sure, her prime tabloid days were about a decade ago, but when you have a character in a movie based on you, then you know you are something else. Anyway, she was talking recently about something that happened to her in the #MeToo movement, but she has one thing wrong. She once tried to get a job by casting couching and the producer said no because he knew it would lead to trouble. Probably the only time he said no.

B list actress: Anne Heche/Harvey Weinstein
Movie about her: "Bowfinger" written by Steve Martin who briefly dated her
Tabloid days: relationship with Ellen DeGeneres

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#2**
This foreign born A-/B+ list dual threat actress is really trying to sell her drug addiction as something else. I mean she is really trying hard during the hour a day or so she is not comatose. Ruby Rose

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit, very long running network show does not have a new girlfriend. Just because you are photographed with a woman the paps call his new girlfriend doesn't mean he has one. The actor, who is still technically married has a boyfriend. The boyfriend was with him the entire time the woman was there too. Jessie Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")

348. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#4**
Apparently this former reality star turned celebrity turned possible author has recordings and texts/sexts from a married A++ lister that would cause just about every jaw in the country to drop. Omarosa/President Trump

349. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#5**
This former A list television personality host who also manages people and does a lot of other things to earn money is asking his ex for a loan. Apparently he has spent his entire fortune on woman and drugs and is also gambling excessively. The guy has limited funds and a massive debt. His ex can certainly afford it, but will she do it. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#6**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who is on a show I mentioned earlier today was beat up recently at a strip club where he watched his girlfriend perform. Apparently he got a little handsy with another performer and she didn't like it and a bouncer punched our actor. Kevin McKidd ("Grey’s Anatomy")

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#7**
It definitely will not be all fun and games when this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor finds out his daughter is acting as a beard for an actor. Sylvester Stallone’s daughter Sistine/Gregg Sulkin

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#8**
Punk Terrorist: This former A+ list singer from a former A+ list group is probably pretty close to permanent A list. In the past he has had all kinds of substance abuse issues. Apparently in order to deal with those substance abuse issues and mental stability issues he is on a variety of medications. Despite all of those, the FBI recently investigated him multiple times within the past year because our singer told someone about something the singer shared. It was disturbing enough and the singer seemed serious enough that the person called the police who then told the friend to call the FBI. The singer was talking about driving a vehicle into a crowded group of people and had fantasies of what it would look like. Even after the FBI interviewed him, he apparently was still telling this person about the fantasy who then told the FBI again. Since then, the singer has not spoken to the person about anything, probably catching on they were the ones who told the FBI. Tom DeLonge ("Blink 182")

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#9**
This foreign born permanent A list model/host/mogul has been having threesomes every single night to try and keep her boyfriend from cheating on her again. This doesn't sound like something that is going to work long term. Heidi Klum/Vito Schnabel

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#10**
This on screen couple are back to disliking each other again. Apparently during the press tour for the last go round, this foreign born A- list dual threat actor was sleeping with his wife and his on screen lover and another woman who was traveling with him who he met while he was attending a golf tournament. That was too much for the co-star and when she found out all of it, has not been warm in her response to him. The wife is still around and as far as I know the other woman is too. Jamie Dornan (Amelia Warner)/Dakota Johnson ("Alfred Dunhill Links Championship")

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#11**
This little campaign planned for a big event this weekend is going to look really foolish and privileged if women of color don't start getting invited to participate. Oh, and getting someone to sponsor the gesture is also a really bad idea too.
Event: Grammy’s
Campaign: "Voices in Entertainment" (wear a white rose)
Invites: Kelly Clarkson, Halsey, Cyndi Lauper, Dua Lipa, Rita Ora
Sponsors: "Roc Nation" (Jay Z); "Interscope/Geffen/A&M Records"

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#12**
It is all about the brand. I have been saying this for months. If it is convenient, things are done, and if it is not, then everything on the outside is ignored. This A- list mostly movie actress who kind of has a franchise I guess if they make another installment is married to a guy who has treated women like crap his whole career. He supports friends who treat women like crap. So, it is very unlikely that this actress will even pretend to hear the noise about whether or not to accept an award certain people want her to reject.

Actress: Mila Kunis
Franchise: "Bad Moms"
Award: Hasty Pudding's "Woman Of The Year"

Husband: Ashton Kutcher
Friend: Danny Masterson

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#13**
This foreign born C list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister in a corner of the entertainment world is having health issues again. Her bulimia is ever present and she has lost all the weight and more she had been able to gain the past couple of years. Allegra Versace (Donatella)

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#14**
There is a war behind the scenes of this network reality show about whether to extend an invite to this celebrity/reality star/author. The war though, is not for the reason you might think. The war is whether someone from this family is ever going to be popular on the show. So far, the answer has always been no. Caitlyn Jenner ("Dancing With the Stars")/Kris Jenner

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#15**
This former A+ list reality star who all of you know and probably all hate has a significant other but is also hooking up with a really good friend of her brother-in-law. Paris Hilton/Chris Zylka/Brother-in-law, Nicky’s husband James Rothschild

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#16**
They Walk Right In: Back in the day, this person was a big celebrity. A foreign born singer. They even almost made the top 20 with several songs. Have you heard of them? Probably not just off the top of your head, but you have probably heard her story. She was raped and molested beginning from a very young age. Her parents enabled it and she was offered up to various much much older celebrities long before she was even in her mid teens. There was the one time she had sex with an entire A+ list band one night because the band paid her parents some money. She says it was only about $250, but her parents said it was enough. This kind of thing is bound to make anyone messed up and she is no exception. The thing is though, she now drags teens the same age she was into the same kind of situation. She actually works with young teens. Specifically she works with young female teens from very strict religious families. Very strict religious families. They send their daughters to our former celebrity when the daughters have issues at home or school or look like they could be headed down a path of wickedness. I have always wanted to use that word in a sentence. This I think is the first time. Anyway, this former celebrity who was A list in her own country and a couple of others at one point spends time interviewing the young teens. They all come to her. They all have issues and our former celebrity identifies which ones would be willing to have sex with older men. Most of the older men are elders of various churches that participate in this program. Some are pastors of the various churches. We are not talking about huge numbers here. Maybe a dozen or so teens a year that are forced to go through "extra counseling," and the parents are so blinded by their trust and faith in these religious leaders that they bring their young daughters to the home or office where their daughters are going to get molested or raped. When there are pregnancies, they are aborted and the parents never told. It is just one messed up cycle of abuse.

And baby makes… WTF?! Rumor has it a wildly popular, Emmy-winning series on a premium cable network is plotting a pregnancy twist that promises to be… surprising is an understatement. The plan — which, as always, is subject to change — is for the character’s baby bump to be unveiled when the show in question makes its anticipated return in (ugh) 2019. Suffice it to say that the unlikely pregnancy will have more than a few implications, both dramatic and darkly comedic. Oh, and you’ll probably make an immediate assumption about the identity of the baby daddy. But you know what they say about people who assume, right? Don’t make me spell it out. OK, I’ll spell it out: They make an as out of su and me. (That’s not a clue, it’s just me putting a silly twist on a tired old joke.)
CLUE: The show in question airs on… HBO!
"Game of Thrones": Cersei Lannister/Euron Greyjoy/Gregor Clegane ("The Mountain"; Missandei/Tyrion Lannister
"Veep": Selina Meyer
"Big Little Lies": Madeline Martha Mackenzie/Joseph Bachman

362. MR. X 01/26 **#1**
More Grammys drama, again with the permanent A+ list singer and her husband. It looks like their in invited guest from a previous BI backed out after all, as I predicted. But there was another dilemma, two of her husband's mistresses will be attending, so she had the seating arrangements changed so that they will be far away from the couple. She's done this before, by the way. Beyoncé and Jay Z (Rita Ora) (Rihanna)

363. MR. X 01/26 **#2**
What LA based female celeb blogger and her site is the newest mouthpiece for that reality momager? The "insider" usually quoted by the site is usually the momager or a PR flunky. A good majority of posts on the site are supportive of the momager and her family and venomous to people who the momager hates which is a giveaway. Bonnie Fuller ("Hollywood Life")

364. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#1**
This former A+ list tweener was asked to perform this weekend and then when the people who asked, saw what kind of shape the singer is in from drugs, they rescinded their offer. Justin Bieber ("The Grammys")

365. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#2**
This former A list dual threat actor who was only dual threat and only A list when he played a certain role is setting up his alibi. Look for something tragic to happen to his significant other in the very near future. Hey, he got away with the same type thing before. No one even thought to think of him as a suspect. William Shatner (Capt. James T. Kirk)/Elizabeth Anderson Martin (third wife Nerine Kidd Shatner accidental drowning at the bottom of their backyard swimming pool)

366. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#3**
This Teen Mom star has been cheating on his significant other for almost a year. Eventually, when she starts having a clear head she is going to catch on and that could finally push her over the edge to suicide. Tyler Baltierra/Catelynn

367. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#4**
It looks like this A- list mostly television actress from a very hit long running network show that will eventually end is finally realizing her soon to be husband is a serial cheater and this marriage will end in divorce too. She delayed the date of the wedding. Kaley Cuoco/Karl Cook

368. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#5**
There was no there there between this A- list mostly television actor from a long running network show and this former A- list mostly television actress turned B lister and fading. She has always been for the past five or so years play for pay. Not by the hour or anything, but definitely by the month. I'm not saying that the permanent A list mostly movie actor didn't get an exception to the monthly rule. He got some kind of weekend special based on their long history together while he was married. Jesse Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")/Minka Kelly/Sean Penn (Robin Wright)

369. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#6**
This B list celebrity/reality star/part-time porn star fulfilled his goal of having sex with the arch enemy of his ex. I don't know if he filmed the whole thing like he wanted but there are definitely clips he is offering for sale of some of the action. Ray J/Blac Chyna/Kim Kardashian

370. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#7**
This long time Hollywood print/website reporter not named is willing to defend any male celebrity accused of any bad behavior if the price is right. He will also go after any woman making the accusations if the price is right. It is getting pretty embarrassing. Not AJ Benza. Harvey Levin/TMZ

371. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#8**
Sweating Bullets: There are some pervs in Hollywood who are really freaking out right now. In a high profile celebrity arrest within the past couple days, a woman was arrested with the person who made it high profile has an interesting past. She is the go to person to make videos which look like child porn. Technically I guess it would be tween porn? She is legal but she can look and play super young. When she was about 18 or 19 she made so many sex videos where she pretended to be 12 or 13 and you would never know the difference. She made these videos on demand. Customers would pay her usually $5K-$7500 for the videos and many of them were paid for by Hollywood actors and directors. At least one I know of has a disgraced A lister having sex with her while he calls her his daughter. She is the kind of person who was under the radar before. When she gets out on bail some reporter is going to ask her what happened and she is not going to talk much about her case, but she will happily talk about her past making sex tapes and who all of her customers are and their tween fetishes. Danni Tamburo (arrested with Adam Hicks)/Charlie Sheen

372. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#9**
This A list director who is staying in the shadows has coughed up some money for an accused friend. The director is paying the legal bills of that disgraced former rep who funneled young talent to the director to exploit. Tyler Graham

373. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#10**
The Dancing Boy: I have left this one as is from the person who sent it in because I think their voice is important to the context. Back in the day, there were lots of these Tom Cruise scenes filmed of boys by directors. It was kind of a go to thing they did to get boys half naked. The story begins when I was seven, and attending the annual school carnival. While I was waiting in line for one of the games I was approached by the mother of one of my classmates, who had with her her friend - a casting agent for "big, young talent" (if I'm rembering his first words to me correctly). He told me I had a "real fresh" look, and could he speak to my parent or guardian about getting some portfolio shots, and possibly some work. I fetched my mother and he gave her his card, dropping a few names, and flattering her about my "potential." She told him she'd talk it over with my dad, and get back. I could tell she was a little suspicious of him. But, this being the early 80s, and I being a gen xer, dad said I should be able to make my own decisions. I had little concept of it (the closest brush I'd had with fame or rather "fame" was being mistaken by a airline employee for Ricky Schroder a year earlier and then being thronged by fans - he'd just done "the Champ"), but seeing myself on tv sounded fun, and of course all the pizza, soda, and toys. We didn't even need to call the agent, because within a day or two he called us, presumably having gotten the number from the friend's school directory. A series of modeling gigs followed, often for mundane things - store circulars, product packaging - most or all of it, I'll guess, lost to time, as well as a few commercials, bit parts, and of course community theater (most of that "family themed" - which was big back then). It wasn't for another six years - I was thirteen by then - that I finally got the Call. My agent said there was an audition coming up for the lead role in a flick by an up-and-coming genre director. I was, he said, on the short list for "special consideration." Not expecting anything to come of it (as nothing of significance had for more than a half-decade), I read for the part, and ad libbed a little. Much to my surprise, I got the Job. I guess the pr machine revved up after that, because within a few weeks I was getting calls from teen mags for pictures and interviews. Then came a kind of local celebrity, stories in the paper, invitations, and awards (I hadn't even done anything yet). Finally, the shoot. I had a trailer with my name on the door and a woman who followed me around all day, supposedly looking after my "interests." It all seemed so mundane, people doing their jobs. But I was giddy - almost famous as they say. In retrospect, I realize that certain members of the crew looked at me not with jealousy, but pity. They knew more than I did. A couple weeks into the production the director took me aside and told me there'd been some last minute changes to the script. Specifically, a scene had been added by the writer(s), and himself. It was not unlike that scene in the 80s Tom Cruise movie minus the shirt, and socks. I was, of course, embarrassed by the thought of it - not least because it didn't seem to have anything to do with the movie - but there was no one around to tell me I might have some choice in the matter. And even at the time the director cleared the set of everyone but him and the camera man, I thought it was for my privacy, rather than their secrecy. It was only when my agent showed up on set moments later that I got a truly uncomfortable feeling. I did as I was told and there were several takes, after the last of which the director came over - without calling cut - and sat me down on, literally, a couch (this was a living room scene). I'd rather not get into all the details, but when the agent came over and it was clear one of them was there to hold me down (I guess they were going to take turns), I broke free and bolted for the door. I ran out through the lot and into a busy thoroughfare, still mostly unclothed. Cars slammed on their brakes, others blared their horns and swerved to avoid me. Finally, two security guards I recognized from the studio - they were on a coffee break across the street - saw me on the median, and rushed over. One of them gave me his coat to put around me. I was rescued, or so I thought. I told them what had happened, and they seemed understanding. But when they started to lead me back to the lot, I grew concerned. Where were we going? Just to get your clothes, one of them said, and get you home. Once we were back on the lot, though, an ambulance pulled up. Before I knew it, I was strapped to a stretcher and taken to the psych ward. The director, backed by the studio, claimed I had been using drugs, and they'd had to test me regularly for weeks. That my blood and urine tests in the hospital came back negative only meant to the studio and the doctors that I'd switched to designer drugs (which couldn't be detected in tests), and had run out into traffic in a failed suicide attempt. I was kept in the hospital, heavily medicated, and often in restraints, for close to a month. A girl I met there was an up-and-coming actress about my age also involved with at least one studio project. She had been or rather become uncooperative (stuff had already happened to her), and she was put in the place to "straighten" her out. What they didn't account for was that she feigned continued madness (or maybe it wasn't an act, after what had happened) so she wouldn't be returned to them, and her parents (who didn't object to what they were doing to her). As far as what happened to me, It was only after agreeing to the studio's version of events that I was released. Of course, my career was over. There was at least one tabloid item about my "bad boy behavior," and the industry press reported that the production was cancelled because it was too far along to find a replacement. You can't expect to cost a studio millions, and continue to work, I remember reading. What that reporter didn't understand was that they had what they wanted, or at least almost - footage of their own private dancing boy (and I'm sure they had further opportunities to fully consummate their fantasy). The good news is that I found a shrink who believed me, but was willing to humor certain powerful people and their version of events for my protection. He let me off the anti-psychotics, while officially not doing so (they were disposed of secretly by his office), and after a couple years of intensive talk therapy I started to feel like myself again.

374. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#11**
My favorite walking blind item/B list television actress is the only person I know who complains about getting more publicity than she has in years, outside of her courtroom appearances. Maybe she should pay the people she wants to help her and she wouldn't have to deal with these first world issues she considers so important. Taryn Manning/Stylist had her wear a $200 dress to the Grammy Awards

375. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#12**
I feel like I have been telling you about this A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee forever. The sometime singer and permanent jerk is finally about to get busted for at least some of the underage and legal women he has assaulted over the years. One he tag teamed assaulted with that awful photographer is about to sue them both. Jared Leto/Terry Richardson

376. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#13**
For the past year I have updated you on the status of this very thirsty wife of an A list mostly television actor. The actor, who has starred on back to back hit network shows called in every favor he could and his wife finally got to quench a little of her thirst. Even though she hasn't really worked in her chosen profession much at all over the past few years while looking for a way on to the television screen, she is now considered an expert by this network. I give this a few months before she pulls a diva like she did before and gets canned. One thing the network did which was crappy was they made her use her husband's last name. She never uses his last name. Bojana Jankovic-Weatherly (Michael Weatherly) ("Today") (writer for "TVWWW") (Dr. Bojana)

377. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#14**
A one weekend yachting excursion to the Middle East for this former A+ list reality star. Oh, she is going to work too, but is getting paid pennies for the work gig and just about six figures for the weekend's other activities. Paris Hilton (Qatar)

378. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#15**
This B+ list mostly movie actress has had a piece of two franchises. Both comedies. She is known by all of you even though she doesn't work as much as she used to. Anyway, when she told this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is old that she got a new breast lift and enlargement, the actor said really and then reached out and grabbed them. Just no hesitation at all. He then kept staring at them. Creepy dude. Heather Graham/Robert Redford

379. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#16**
He Made Me: "We were sitting on set. It was the fifth or sixth take and I asked her if she wanted to do something fun like go to Las Vegas that weekend. She seemed interested and then I said maybe we could get tickets to see a show. I told her that _____________ was going to be performing and we could see him. She looked at me so calmly and said she had no interest in ever seeing him perform. I asked her why and she proceeded to tell me a story. She said it right there on set. She talked for a good thirty minutes about a day a decade earlier when she met him for the first time. You could tell by the way she remembered every last detail from the way he smelled to what he was wearing that she thought about this a lot and affected her every day since." At the time it happened, the actress who is the subject of this blind was in her mid teens. She wasn't even old enough to drive. She was pretty close to A list at the time and would be for the next several years. She starred on a very hit network show. The show was about to go into its second or third season and there was huge promo campaign for the new lineup. This was back when the fall issue of TV Guide was must reading. It was by far the number one most popular magazine sold each week and that issue was like printing money. As part of the campaign, the network decided to promote all their shows via a special. The special was hosted by a an A+ lister who acted like an A+ lister. Unlike almost every other part of the promo, the one involving our actress and the A+ lister forced them to be together. Alone. Yes, there were crew present for the actual shoot, but they wouldn't do or say anything about this A+ lister or anything he did. In the scene, the actress was supposed to wear something reminiscent of her character on the show. The A+ lister didn't like that and made the actress wear something which was much more feminine. He said it would be better if she didn't wear a bra. The actress remembered how he would constantly come up to her and rub her shoulders, which were bare in the top he had chosen. He was also always slipping the straps off her shoulders which would cause the top to fall. When they rehearsed, the A+ lister was constantly exposing himself to her and masturbating. He made her touch him while he touched her and she says he tried to rape her but finished before he could actually penetrate her. He tired to get an additional day of shooting alone with her but the network wouldn't pay for it. She says that it was about a 15 hour day and that he was touching her or forcing her to touch him for about 14 hours of it.

Actress: Kristy McNichol
Network show: "Family"
A+ lister: David Copperfield
Special: "The Magic of ABC"

380. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#1**
The Dancing Boy - Extra Clues: When posting The Dancing Boy blind item yesterday I didn't include his first sentence or last paragraph because I wasn't sure if he wanted them included. They add a few more clues and might identify him. Last night he agreed to include them. In telling this story, I have to remain anonymous for now because of the project in development, and because a part of me is still fearful about what certain men might do when it all comes out. There is, as I suggested at the outset, a feature in the works that incorporates this story in the form of a taxi cab confession. The broader story happens a few years later. Set in suburban LA, three local boys - all of whom had alleged abuse by members of a breakaway ultra-orthodox Catholic church and its affiliated reform school for boys - turn up dead, and the town falls under the spell of a satanic panic. According to the rumor, spread like wildfire, the first death was "a Christian," the second a "virgin," and the third a "betrayer." All are said to have been murders, and part of a satanic initiation rite. Even the sheriff believes it. Before long, I'm no longer reading or hearing about it, but a part of it, suspected along with my closeted boyfriend (from a conservative Catholic family), and an out gay teacher from the high school (who doubles as a facilitator for the local lgbt youth group), of the killings (for little more reason, a la the West Memphis Three, of being a little unusual in this straight laced town). I am forced to make a final sacrifice, to choose between the mad love I feel for this other young man, and losing him, but telling the truth. You'll know it when it comes out because it shares a title with a certain classic Christmas song about a boy percussionist.

381. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper recently lost a baby because of her substance abuse issues. Nicki Minaj

382. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#3**
This foreign born A- list one named singer has been doing her best to avoid seeing this A+ list singer while they are both in the same town. The A+ list singer destroyed a previous relationship of the A- lister and the A- lister doesn't want a repeat performance. Lorde/Taylor Swift

383. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#4**
This foreign born D list mostly movie actress who has no problems getting naked in movies and most of you know or have seen pictures/stories of despite the D rating paid $2M towards the financing of a movie to get herself a part. A big part, but maybe some acting lessons would be the better route. Louise Linton (Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin)

384. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#5**
This former A list host who also has acting in his past still works a lot and all of you know him. He got slapped at a Grammy party by our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress when the former A lister came up behind her and started rubbing on her. Nick Cannon/Rita Ora

385. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#6**
This foreign born still one hit wonder was yelling at this married singer who had by far the biggest hit of 2017. Well, he sang it with at least one other person. Anyway, the foreign born singer was at this pre Grammy party and started listing all of the times she had sex with him or done other things with him and as she recited each act got louder and said she wanted what he promised her. She was shaking when she finished. He was in shock and just wanted an escape. He got out of there as quickly as he could. Iggy Azalea/Luis Fonsi (Republic Records Pre-Grammy Party)

386. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#7**
This former A+ list tweener turned B+ list adult singer about to try and recapture that old tweener fame abruptly left a party he was attending. His girlfriend knew he was hammered and wanted him out of there before anything bad happened. He wanted to stay, but it was going to be bad. She grabbed him and forced him outside. Sophie Turner/Joe Jonas

387. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#8**
The Initiation Fee: A few years ago I wrote about this annual event that is nothing but a front to make money disguised as a charity. It is an event that has only been going on since the initial item I wrote. They have definitely found new ways to raise money, all under the guise of pretending something is charitable. I love their new six figure program which is nothing more than an initiation fee that gets you whatever kind of sexual dalliances/strange fetishes you want fulfilled. The only hook is that you have to be willing to do so in a certain country. The crazy thing, well two crazy things are that the charity advertises the heck out of these six figure donations and they actually have received several from people who have no idea why the others donated. The "charity" just pockets those. The other crazy thing is this all takes place in the same country that The Church used for its experiments. I think the last part is just a coincidence and that everyone knows that particular government is corrupt.

Annual event: Mama Hope and Global Citizen
Country: Uganda

388. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#1**
This talk show host has not always been a talk show host. Back in the day she was famous for doing something else in the entertainment world. During that time while she was A list, and in charge, she did nothing while sexual harassment was going on around her. Ellen Degeneres/Jeremy Piven ("Ellen")

389. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#2**
This former reality star turned singer turned sometime actress turned in the news for all the wrong reasons got some very large new breasts. Apparently her husband wants to start making porn videos with her. Fantasia Barrino/Kendall Taylor

390. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#3**
People forget that this former A list singer/part-time network reality star got fired because he used to drug and rape women. Apparently things have not changed much. He was groping and fondling several women at a pre Grammy party this weekend. CeeLo Green

391. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#4**
"Hi, it's nice to see you again."
"I'm sorry. Have we met before?"
"Yes, we have met many times. I am married to your ex-husband."
"OK. Well, have a good night. It was nice to meet you."
Conversation last night between a permanent A list singer and the singer who is the current wife of an ex-husband of the permanent A lister. Mariah Carey/Thalia (Tommy Mottola)
 (Clive Davis and Recording Academy Pre-GRAMMY Gala)

392. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#5**
The very thirsty sometime reality star wife of this former A list mostly television actor wants to stay on television and have future reality projects. She is currently handling the PR for the accusations against the former A lister and not doing a very good job. She is desperate to hang on to the little amount of fame she has. Peaches Renee' Sloan (Scott Baio) (Nicole Eggert molestation when she was 14 years old)

393. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#6**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity who is known in every corner of the world is becoming much more open about the woman he is seeing who is not his wife. What used to be a few furtive hours here and there is turning into much more. So far, his foreign born A- list celebrity wife seems content to stay married. David Beckham/Victoria "Posh Spice"

394. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#7**
This foreign born A- list model was spotted in a bathroom stall shooting up heroin the other night. The model, who is currently dating an A- lister was introduced to the drug when she hung out with this barely there celebrity offspring of barely there rich celebrities for a few weeks last summer. Suki Waterhouse (Darren Aronofsky)/someone at Cara Delevingne’s 25th birthday party in Mexico

395. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#8**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar nominee/winner has had multiple opportunities to work with female directors and to advocate for them to get jobs. There he sits though wearing those pearl pins at award shows pretending to be a champion of women. Please. He is a champion at cheating on his wife with co-stars though. He is really good at that. Just that awww shucks kind of attitude and then he makes his move. Generally makes his move on the actresses with one or two lines. He probably thinks it is consensual but if they say no, they certainly do have a habit of getting replaced or ending up on the cutting room floor. So, with that kind of power he holds, do they really have a choice if they want to be in the movie? If he thinks it is consensual, why doesn't he pick a co-star of equal status? Have you ever wondered why there could have been the same co-star in a few movies he has made, but they were all one and done? They see what happens. They give him looks. Denzel Washington

This reality show participant on a show that is filming now, is holding out during this season of filming. If the network wants her in, not only will they have to backtrack to include her, they will have to meet her contract demands that include not including large parts of her story. I have a feeling this one’s demands will be met, because she is the only one who has anything at all going on in her life, and half her life is more interesting than the others put together. She is the only cast member that does not rely on the show for her primary income. Asa Soltan Rahmati ("Shahs of Sunset")

397. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/29
Sources tell me an A list reality star has signed a special contract with President Trump to keep stum about their past working relationship and faces a big penalty if they violate the terms. Omarosa Manigualt ("Celebrity Big Brother")

398. MR. X 01/29 **#1**
GRAMMY AWARDS: What actor and rapper pulled a Willie Nelson and smoked a synthetic marijuana joint in the bathroom of Madison Square Garden, leaving it reeking of pot? He wasn't the only one smoking, not just pot, in the bathroom either. Donald Glover

399. MR. X 01/29 **#2**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Which two female singers, both nominated for Grammys, flipped each other off when they were on the red carpet? Even after the recently released news about singer #1 knowing about singer #2's sexual assault, they still hate each other's guts. Lady Gaga/Keisha

400. MR. X 01/29 **#3**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Singer #1 from the previous BI was seen with some suspicious white powder up her nose when she got out of her limo but it was gone by the time she got on the red carpet. Lady Gaga

401. MR. X 01/29 **#4**
GRAMMY AWARDS: What video vixen who performed, in a sense, last night is going to have a busy summer? She's already a yachting season veteran, but after appearance in that music video she is in high demand. Zuleyka Rivera ("Despacito")

402. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#1**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This foreign born A list singer was at an after party last night and was caught orally servicing a guy not his boyfriend. Sam Smith

403. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#2**
GRAMMY AWARDS: If you want to know one of my guesses for next singer to overdose it would be this A- list ingenue who is hooked on opiates. Last night, she was so out of it, that there were probably dozens of people at an after party who thought it might be the last time they ever saw her alive. Lana del Rey

404. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#3**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This former A- list rapper who also is a former A- list actress now has another gig. She was telling people last night her marriage sucks and that she didn't think her husband would cheat on her as much as he does. Eve (Maximillion Cooper)

405. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#4**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This winner last night took his celebrating to an extreme. He is back on coke in a big way and was one of the very few to openly use at the actual show. It brought the A lister down before. Bruno Mars

406. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#5**
GRAMMY AWARDS: At his first stop at an after party last night, this B+ list actor who happens to also be a celebrity offspring came to the party in full women's dress including a long hair wig and fake breasts. Jaden Smith

407. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#6**
GRAMMY AWARDS: The WTF did you do to your face and who are you and why have you done this to yourself moment went to this former A- list celebrity who used to get naked for a living before a checkered career as a host and an actress. Jenny McCarthy

408. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#7**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress might pretend she has a boyfriend, but last night at a party she told this producer if he wanted to spend some time with her later on during the evening to just text her and she would come right over. Rita Ora/Calvin Harris

409. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#8**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This permanent A list singer said, "Don't talk to me for the rest of the night. You are awful. Now hold my hand and smile." Apparently the argument that preceded it with her A list husband is the reason they were late to the show. Beyoncé/Jay Z

410. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#9**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This B- list singer who is only that high because of all the attention she has brought herself the last year is a plant from that crazy religion. She, along with multiple people she is friends with from that religion have each done the complete opposite of what was being advocated last night. Joy Villa (wore anti-abortion dress) (Scientologist)

411. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#10**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A-/B+ list country singer who probably should be higher on the list and had a big night last night just keeps expecting different results from her celebrity significant other. He cheats and she forgives and it is a cycle that just won't stop. Maren Morris/Ryan Hurd

412. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#11**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A+ list singer is convinced she will be asked political questions on any red carpet so refused to attend last night. Taylor Swift

413. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#12**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A- list singer wannabe actress skipped last night because she didn't want to be asked about her new movie which she won't apologize for. The singer also apparently went to rehab for one night earlier this month in her home state but left. Selena Gomez (Woody Allen movie "A Rainy Day in New York") (Texas)

414. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#13**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This former A+ list singer who is probably still A- list because of her past work was wasted out of her mind last night. The married, closeted singer also kept telling everyone about the woman she had just had sex with. Cyndi Lauper

415. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **14**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Considering what she was doing earlier in the night and who she was representing, it was really strange to see this one hit wonder B+ list singer who has a name that sounds a lot like this singer/former reality star opening her dress to guys at a party trying to get one of them to spend some time with her for cash. Andra Day (performance of "Praying" in honor of "Time's Up" movement)

416. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#15**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This foreign born former A list boy bander would never have gone to the awards if they were still in LA. Yes, he was messed up and yes, he looked dope sick during that second party, but he did get out of the house and engage which was probably good for him. Maybe it will convince him to get some help. Zayn Malik

417. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#16**
GRAMMY AWARDS: At one party attended by only one fourth of the remaining four fifth's of a manufactured group was doing coke like a champ as fast as she could while pretending to like this one named DJ who picked a really strange DJ name if we are being honest. He is a tool anyway, so the fact she was using all his coke bothers me not in the least. Apparently it bothered him though when she walked away when the coke was gone and called her the c word. So, yeah. I also wonder why the other three fourths were not with her. They usually do everything together. Normani Kordei ("Fifth Harmony")/Diplo

418. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#17**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A- list singer has had a string of big selling singles solo and with others. That is not enough for her though. She wants much more fame. She even says she wants Kim Kardashian level fame. Last night she tried to get some big attention with a made for red carpet wardrobe malfunction. The thing is, she gave up on it too quickly and didn't get the publicity she was hoping for. It wouldn't shock me at all if she has a sex tape leak. Ashanti

419. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#18**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Last night at a party, this foreign born A- list singer who had a very good 2017 and was an opening act for someone who had a huge 2017, was sharing some stories of her early career back in her home country. She was living on her own in her mid-teens and trying to break into the record industry. She says producers in their 40's and 50's were always hitting on her and it was not until she was about 20 that she slept with someone who was within two decades of her age. She told a lot of horrible stories but the only big name most of you would recognize is this foreign born A list reality star/host/producer who she hooked up with when she says she was 17 or 18 and he was in his 50's. She said he was lazy and made her do everything and actually was smoking cigarettes and talking on the phone while naked and having her orally service him. She says he is disgusting and he kept promising her appearances on his shows but never came through until she was famous and then pretended they were the best of friends and he had always wanted her on. She says he once teased her about being on and even had her film something but it wasn't actually being on one of his shows. Dua Lipa (on tour with Bruno Mars) Simon Cowell (television advertisement for "The X Factor") (charity arranged by Simon Cowell for the families of the victims of the Grenfell Tower fire in London)

420. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#19**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This flash in the pan A list singer from back in the day had a not so good publicity week. She DJ'd an after party and was having none if it when people would call her out about what she said. She was also higher than high. She was feeling no pain and will probably be feeling that way for a week with as high as she was. Erykah Badu

421. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#20**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Speaking of being wasted, this permanent A list comedian was encouraging his after party partner to get high or drunk or something, which she did because his after party partner would not stop talking the entire night about how her foreign born A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend wasn't there to support her big night. Dave Chappelle/Sarah Silverman (Michael Sheen)

422. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#21**
GRAMMY AWARDS: I was kind of shocked to see one of the members of this A list duo wearing a white rose. The way he treats women like crap makes the wearing of the rose disingenuous. Even last night, he found some woman he picked up and was making out and groping her and then saw someone more attractive and left her alone to be with the other woman who showed interest. Guess he isn't getting back together with his ex any time soon. Alex Pall ("The Chainsmokers")

423. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#22**
GRAMMY AWARDS: KINDNESS: Picking up the pieces in the aftermath of #21 (or #20?) was this foreign born A list model who is very outspoken and very body positive. She took the left by the wayside woman and stuck with her the rest of the night making sure she was doing OK. Iskra Lawrence

424. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#23**
GRAMMY AWARDS: It turns out this foreign born still one hit wonder was kicked out of that A+ list pre Grammy party and sent packing back to LA because she wouldn't stop propositioning men at the party and it was a daytime thing and she was doing it while the men's wives were in the same room. Iggy Azalea

425. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#24**
A List Mafia: Everything is about to come crashing down for this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Not only is she going to get busted for sleeping with this married CEO for much of the past two years, she is also going to be busted for her part of a money laundering scam that is about to be blown wide open from coast to coast. She has known this married CEO for a long time. They have hooked up on and off again over the years many times. She has never let any boyfriend or long term partnership stand in the way of hooking up with him. In return he would throw millions of dollars over the year at her and a very close family member. The money was supposedly for possible financing of a movie. The actress would even provide a bunch of fake receipts and scripts worth $10 that she said she paid $200K for. The CEO has already gone down and will be busted soon. She even introduced him to her A list ex (F) who had his own relationship with the CEO and to that infamous A+ lister that brought down the A+ lister. F has been trying to make up for that by introducing the wife of the A+ lister to those close to him in celebrity and political circles. The problem is that once again, F is looking out for himself and wants to save his own skin and spin the story to the feds that he had no idea where all the money he was given for charity came from. F will say that all of the receipts he wrote were actually done by someone else and he had no idea that the money was never given to the charity.
Foreign born A list actress: Charlize Theron
Married CEO:
Very close family member: mother Gerda Jacoba Aletta (née Maritz)
A list ex (F): Sean Penn
Infamous A+ lister: Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán

Wife of the A+ lister: Emma Coronel Aispuro

426. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/30
I’m being told this A list television show with a lot of hype is quietly becoming one of the most expensive on television, beating out Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead and possibly even The Crown. ‘No lie,’ says the source, ‘Not a single special effect, but a pricey cast swallowing money like there’s no tomorrow.’ "Big Little Lies" 2

427. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#1**
Apparently this brand new A list rapper was slapped around and hit by her soon to be husband when she got home from the Grammy Awards. She won't leave him though.
Cardi B (Offset)

428. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#2**
There is a big fight going on right now between the members of this one named band who play a lot of easy to listen, never offensive music with a string of hits and big selling records. They are in the midst of the tour and the lead singer has threatened to walk. He says he is the band and the rest are just musicians so they need to give him 75% of the earnings of the group. Pat Monahan ("Train"); Chad Kroeger ("Nickelback")

429. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list athlete who is probably B list here in the US while being A+ list in the rest of the world is tiring of his current beard. She thought they were going to get married. Nope. That foreign born A list model wannabe actress thought the same thing but it took her years to discover he wants no part of that. A new beard is on the horizon who will soon be carrying another of his children. Christiano Ronaldo/Georgina Rodriguez/Irina Shayk

430. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#4**
This recent A list rapper I wrote about before ignored a bunch of the Make A Wish children at the Grammy Awards. Just blew right past them. As soon as reporters started buzzing about it, her publicist ran to get her and made her come back outside even though the rapper didn't want to. Cardi B

It looks like that former A list teen mostly movie actor is using a lot of his newfound wealth to buy drugs again. He was out of his mind on drugs a few nights ago at a party. Corey Feldman

432. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#6**
Teen Mom Stuff In One Blind: I thought I would just throw everything I have into one blind. That guy who will probably not make an appearance on the show again has a lot going on. As has been his history for years, he has a bunch of women he is using for their money and paying his bills while he tries to live the life of a former reality star who will probably end up getting sued or going to jail. His current significant other could use some help, but he won't get it for her. Matt Baier (Jennifer Kathleen Conlon)

Another Teen Mom has a big life event coming up. Her significant other should probably look into that a LOT more closely because the Teen Mom is hiding a very big secret. Amber Portwood/Andrew Glennon

I wonder if this Teen Mom knows that her significant other trolls gay webcam sites looking for phone and cam sex with men. Catelynn Lowell/yler Baltierra

433. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#7**
The prenup this foreign born A list singer was forced to sign by his wife includes all kinds of clauses about his sobriety. He isn't really keeping those right now. His wife doesn't really want another divorce right now though when things are going great for her professionally. Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman

434. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#8**
Do You Know My Daughter: I have written here before about some fathers who have taken advantage of women that have worked for their daughters and hooked up with backup dancers and singers. This is the first time I can remember the father of an actress using the name of the actress as a pickup line. Sure, Pimpa Joe uses the fame of his daughters to find "models" to photograph, but this is different. The actress in question is currently A- list mostly movies. She has been A+ list in the past. She used to be in the tabloids every week. The pickup line of the father to women is that he is the dad of the actress. He promises all kinds of Hollywood parties and introduction to people who can get the women into the business or parts or management or an agent. He just strings them along for years while he uses them for sex. He has a string of women and will often call them out of the blue to tell them he has an audition for them but they need to come over to his place or he needs to go to theirs and they have to have sex as a condition to the part. The next day he will say the part went away because they decided not to make the movie but he is fighting for them. Jon Voight (Angelina Jolie)

435. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#9**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner has been known to take PCP and run around her compound naked and screaming.

436. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#10**
This not located on the west coast Housewife was on the west coast recently and was hooking up with a married man. Oh, and this is not that NJ Housewife who is seeing someone. That guy actually moved out to NYC to be closer to her. Melissa Gorga ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

437. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#11**
This A list mostly television actor went from one long running hit network show straight into another network show. No matter how hard he tries though to say he is not gay, everyone knows he is. He just refuses to come out. Shemar Moore ("Criminal Minds"; "S.W.A.T.") (Anabelle Acosta)

438. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#12**
The owners of that house down in New Orleans have taken another life. He was actually supposed to be with the other person who was killed in November. This time, this mogul was not so lucky. It will be interesting to see if after the initial report, nothing is ever mentioned in the news again like the killing in November. Pierre Agnes (a one day search and then nothing. No body recovered. They just gave up looking within 24 hours and haven't looked since. No mention in the press after the first day either just like the last killing)

439. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#13**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is older. She was also there to witness in person some of the sexual abuses a permanent A list director committed. She sold her soul a long time ago and maybe there will be some death bed confession, but right now she continues to be a supporter. Diane Keaton/Woody Allen

440. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#14**
This reality star who is the offspring of a reality star and not named Kardashian or Jenner has a celebrity boyfriend who has always been an a-hole. He already moved two women to where he is going to be for the next month. If I know about two of them, there are probably dozens of women he is seeing on the side. Brielle Bierman/Michael Kopech (Chicago White Sox baseball player) (and six weeks later they have announced their split)

441. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#15**
This barely a celebrity offspring of a former A+ list mostly television actor all of you know says that the A+ lister would get drunk and molest the offspring when she was in her early to mid teens. Kelsey Grammer (Spencer or Greer Grammer); David Hasselhoff (Hayley or Taylor Ann Hasselhoff)

442. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#16**
We Are Better Than They Are: You know those celebrities who think they are better than everyone else? Yes, it is most of them, but some are more open about it. You will listen to them in interviews talk about regular people and how they are not like regular people. There is that level that believes they are so special you should not be allowed to speak to them or look them in the eyes. The thing is, they have so many enablers and suck ups in their lives, that it just exacerbates the situation. There is a final level that believes the world would be a much better place if it only consisted of A list celebrities and rich people. They do everything they can to flaunt the rules and laws and just live the way they want. There is the former A+ list mostly movie actor who still has A+ list name recognition who firmly believes that people from third world countries should be killed off before they take all the food. He espouses certain beliefs, that if actually followed would accomplish it. He has been joined in those same calls by several other celebrities who keep trying to get people to adopt their position. They know that higher educated people would never fall for it. Well, probably not anyway. They know the people who will be seduced by these fake facts are the ones they want to see eliminated from the earth. There is the A list singer who does some acting who sexually assaulted an actress on a movie he was filming. This was during the beginning of the Harvey takedown. The singer didn't care. He flat out told the actress no one would believe her and that she should be grateful that an A lister even took an interest in her. There is a permanent A list mogul married to a permanent A lister. They don't really even talk a good game or even do lip service. They stay quiet on purpose along with other A+ listers who never seem to speak out. They don't care. They want to be the ones running the world and don't really care about anyone else.
Former A+ list actor: Mel Gibson
A list singer: Justin Timberlake
Permanent A list mogul/permanent A lister: Jay Z/Beyoncé

443. THE GOSSIP LIFE 01/31
A media outlet is working on a big story exposing the wife of a former A list Hollywood power player, revealing her history as a high class escort and paid girlfriend. Georgina Chapman/Harvey Weinstein

444. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly television actor who is equal parts a-hole and in love with himself told his wife at dinner the other night to stop eating because he felt she had enough and didn't want her to start getting fat. Alec and Hilaria Baldwin

445. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actress from a long running network show had a movie franchise back in the day and has an alliteration for a name. At a recent event she was making out with a guy who is not her husband. Helen Hunt/Matthew Carnahan ("Mad About You") ("Trancers I, II, III") (2018 Winter TCA Tour)

446. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee went from one franchise to the next and when a new movie comes out, should vault her to A or A+ list. Anyway, she says she is tired of pretending and is going to come out. Lupita Nyong'o ("Star Wars" and "Black Panther")

447. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#4**
This C list celebrity was married to a permanent A lister. She is hooking up with the guy she hooked up with all throughout the marriage but is still keeping it under wraps to not look bad in the public eye. Crystal (Hugh) Hefner (POSSIBLY Jordan McGraw or Daren Metropoulos)

448. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#5**
This A list NBA player spent an entire date with this two sport A list female athlete telling her how he couldn't wait to get through dinner so she could start pleasing him. He said this in different ways throughout the 90 minute dinner. She didn't even get in the car with him after and went home on her own. Blake Griffin/Lolo Jones

449. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#6**
This pint size reality star is married and is known by all of you. She is cheating on her husband but is playing the dutiful wife while the cameras are rolling. Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi (Jionni LaValle) ("Celebrity Shore")

450. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actress is going to be working on a franchise for the foreseeable future. She was enjoying a night out the other night by helping herself to some coke. I have never seen her do coke, but you could tell she knew what she was doing. Zoe Saldana ("Avatar 2, 3, 4 &5")

451. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#8**
No note. Defensive wounds on his hands, where he tried to fight off his attacker. Supposed to not be found for weeks where clues would have been tough to piece together. Arranged plea deal. Dead four days before he had turn over a list of names. They had been coming after him ever since he took the plea deal because they knew he would have to name names. I wrote about that pressure before. He bought most of his photos. One person who was feeling the heat was this former A+ list mostly television actor. As far as I know, he didn't sell him the photos, but apparently many of them came from his collection. The person that was feeling the most pressure and had the most to lose was an A list producer. Their high and mighty world would have come crashing down. There is no way he was going to let that happen. He has big big friends in that A+ list ringmaster and others who can get things done.

Dead: Mark Salling (scene)
A+ list television actor: Charlie Sheen
A list producer: Ryan Murphy
A+ list ringmaster: David Geffen

452. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#9**
Still not able to drink in this country, this foreign born A- list mostly television actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee should probably try not to get drunk and speak in front of people who will leak what she has to say. I feel for her. Maisie Williams ("Game of Thrones")

453. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#10**
I don't think it will happen while her A+ list mostly movie actress mom is in charge of everything, but it has not stopped photographers from trying anything to get this newly legal celebrity offspring to model nude. Ava (Reese) Witherspoon

454. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#11**
Don't believe the hype. This foreign born still one hit wonder would be the first one through the door if she gets a nomination next year, no matter what she is trying to say today. Iggy Azalea (boycott 2019 Grammys)

455. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#12**
This foreign born A list comic/B+ list actor is cheating on his wife. Frequently. With many different women. Sacha Baron Cohen (Isla Fisher); Seth Rogen (Lauren Miller)

456. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#13**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who also does commercials is finally planning to debut her long time boyfriend to the public. Her permanent A list ex has apparently only met him once in a very awkward drunken way. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck

457. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#14**
This A+ list couple are using one of their children to launder and hide money with all kinds of companies and accounts created in her name. Beyoncé/Jay Z (Blue Ivy)

458. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#15**
This current A list rapper was hit early this week by her very jealous boyfriend. So far she is sticking with him. Cardi B

459. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#16**
This B+ list celebrity who hit A list celebrity with her unique look a few years back says she was recently raped by one of her customers and is taking a break from how she earns most of her money these days. Dita Von Teese

460. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#17**
That Secret Movie - A Himmmm Blind: This is a tough one to write, simply for the challenge of not giving it away and damaging anything before it happens. It's amazing it has been kept this quiet for so long, but I'm sure it'll leak out after the Oscars. Anything this big is bound to. Like the old saying goes: "If you want to keep a secret between three people in Hollywood – two of them better be dead". No, there's no murders or deaths surrounding this film, yet. But the story it is based on sure had plenty. What I'm talking about is a movie. A big movie that will be one of those rarities that is both Oscar lure and box office success. A+ list all the way, big budgets, big talent, and every A+ list actress/actor in the industry wanting to be a part of it. The secrecy around it is unlike anything in history. They're not even using a fake name as cover, it's totally off-book. Right now, they have more attorneys involved in this project than filmmakers, crew, or elements. Maybe the first time in history a Hollywood studio has employed publicists to PREVENT people from knowing about it. They even hired social media ninjas to comb the internet to shoot down and remove mentions of it. I even wonder if it'll stay long on CDAN. I've not seen this much secrecy on a film since Jurassic Park. Even Avengers, or Star Wars Force Awakens wasn't this paranoid. So why all the fuss? It's a porno. Yep. Uh-huh. A porno. Okay, to be fair – it's about a porno star, not an actual porno. So if you're thinking Boogie Nights or those Deep Throat – Linda Lovelace films, you're asking: So what? What's the big deal? They even have The Deuce on HBO. Why so secretive? Because comparing this film project to those is like comparing Plan 9 From Outer Space or Lost In Space to the entire Star Wars saga or Avatar. Point is that this project is so huge and prestigious that it makes the others look like a "Skin-emax" soft core indie film. Mostly though, it is because in the current social/scandal climate surrounding Hollywood these days they put the lock-down on this project for good reason. They don't want leaks leading to people accusing the filmmakers of being tone-deaf insensitive; and they also absolutely do not want to get flooded by every perv in Hollywood trying to get a part or be part of it. A single casting couch rumor on this project would torpedo it. So they've gone to insane lengths to protect it. Not long ago, this (disgraced A list director) was set to do a big-budget adult-themed project (about a permanent A list celebrity) that got torpedoed over his abuse accusations. When a studio already has tens of millions sunk in a project, they cannot let that happen. Especially in high-dollar ironclad play-or-pay deals (not to be confused with pay-for-play, tit-for-tat, barter, couching, or land yachting). It's like this: This movie is about one very specific female actress who was known mainly in the 1980s era of porn. It is a biopic in that sense. But her fame was such in her time that she crossed over to more mainstream top-shelf publications, and even television interviews. Possibly the most beautiful all-American girl next door to ever have a hardcore career. If you're thinking it is (former underage porn star) you would be wrong. But she's a featured character in it too. Thing is, the star of the story disappeared. Vanished into thin air after her last film. Not vanished dead, because she went on to have a different life. She went to law school, became an attorney, changed her name and had a nice family. Typical soccer mom, Sunday-school teacher, holly homemaker type. Until a few years ago when she was contacted by people who represented the last big mafia family. They were looking to sell their holdings in porn to a legit media company for big bucks. Problem is, she was one of their most popular stars and she had a unique contract in her day (which allegedly she co-wrote herself back then with her law professor). She quit and vanished from porn due to the mob taking over her porn studio, and killing many of the owners of it. Years later, turns out she was owed millions in back royalties – and her contract was still legally enforceable. The legit media buyers wouldn't proceed without her signature on a new contract; or her accepting a settlement; or…her death certificate. Yep. The mob had to either pay her or kill her. Which was tricky to do, because even if they found her – the FBI still wanted to bring her in as a witness against the mob hits of her bosses. Then it got ugly for her, and turned into quite a ride. Turns out, she lived and prevailed. Using her brilliance instead of her body. But it was one hell of a bumpy ride. Best of all? It was ALL TRUE. It resulted in the FBI actually getting plea deals with mobsters; clearing 30 year-old mob hit murders; and solving money laundering cases worth tons of money globally. The legit media company got the old porn library titles and reaped a billion from it. And it all really happened. She also got her money, and peace. It's one of the best scripts to come through Hollywood in decades, and has an amazing role for the lead actress. Best of all it includes life rights, and the lady ex-porn star's willingness to promote it. It is a package that includes documentaries, media stories, and specials. The studio that bought it agreed to use cross-promotion synergy from many of their media divisions to tell her story. In any era of the entertainment industry it would be a welcome change for such great material and a big project. But, as you all know – this isn't any era. It is a very sensitive era, especially telling women's stories, porn stories, and having lots of sex and nudity on a project. If the project isn't done right, in the right tone with the right people? It'll be destroyed before it ever opens purely by social media, rumors, and speculations from knee-jerkers who will attack it without any idea of it. That has happened or nearly happened many times in the past. So the conglomerate/studio who is producing it has set up a massive legal, security, and IT security team that would rival a government's. Everything to do with the project is kept on off-line isolated secure computers. Nothing is allowed to be taken in, or out. They do not even let the team working on the movie bring in mobile phones or devices. An entire 25% of the studio's legal staff are devoted to this one project. Clearing rights, contracts, and mostly NDA's that would make an intelligence agency jealous. The punishment for violation by actors? So severe and massive that it would basically blacklist and possibly bankrupt not just the actor, but their agents and managers. It's that extreme. But few would risk that anyway, since even (permanent A list mostly movie actress) has supposedly offered to do a small role in the project for scale just to be part of it. Somehow, I don't think they want her for the lead. Of course, nothing is totally foolproof or totally private. When the studio (they have wide ranging entertainment industries) first pre-emptively gobbled up the rights to it a year ago, they originally did it with this star (disgraced former A list mostly movie actor) in mind for the older male lead. Whoops. Then when this company (disgraced A list director's company) got slammed in scandal, the studio had to find a quick co-financing partner. Whoops again. So they shared the project with a few select investors. They too were subject to the legal lockdown but the studio needs them more than they need the studio, so not much threat there. Interestingly, one investor stepped right up and wrote the studio a blank check because the project is so good. Recently, the investor swallowed up the entire project, buying the rights from the studio, and has threatened to take it to (a studio that owns a theme park) is this studio doesn't shape up. The producers got the best director (A lister who had a very good 2017) for this project. As picky as he is, he jumped at this project. He's not known for his heartfelt movies, but with this script and his recent hit (___________) he's given wide berth. He's one of the few that could be trusted with this material, and do it proper without risk of any problems derailing it. The studio used this project as bait to try and lure him to other projects (his old project), but he won't commit to those. Meanwhile, the studio and director have held semi-formal casting sessions very, very, very secretly. Every actress is told to bring an attorney or manager; a studio attorney is present; a female casting director; and every meeting is video recorded. All because of the "casting couch" temptations – not by the director, but by eager actresses. Also due to the adult nature of the story, and the fact that it will have reams of nudity and sex. This will not be one of those PG-13 movies about sex, it'll be very true to the script. This actress (A list mostly movie actress who worked with the director before) already said she'd do anything for the lead; as did (foreign born A- list mostly movie actress), and (foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who was barely old enough to drive when that gross French actor had sex with her before casting her), and (A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee), and (A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee). It's crazy, but only one of those even has a shot at the lead. Even (former A+ list mostly movie actress/America's sweetheart) and (foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise back in the day and could use a career boost) have told their agents to get them auditions. Actresses who "never read" or audition are jumping at it. These actresses are offering to work for scale, do anything required onscreen, and sign unprecedented promotion agreements. This actress (foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is a recent Oscar nominee) has already auditioned for a supporting role. Funny enough, this actress (former A list singer/number one box office star in a different country) auditioned for the same role. I don't think it'll be a fair fight to see who wins that one although I can see the box-office appeal of the latter's scenes being a big draw. I've heard (A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who was married to a celebrity offspring) has given one of the best reads thus far. For male leads, this actor (foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor) has said he too would waive his fee, and possibly return to a franchise for the studio. Guess he's getting pumped up for it. Meanwhile, it's said (permanent A list mostly movie actor who started in television and had a nice run there), and (permanent A list mostly movie actor despite his relatively young age), and this actor (permanent A list mostly movie actor who has made a ton of money in a superhero franchise.) have all agreed to audition and read. I cannot tell you how unusual that is. It is one of the rare times lately when the material really seems to be king (and not how many toys you can sell – although toys related to this movie sure wouldn't be sold in Wal-Mart). During the hoopla around the Golden Globes, many A+ listers were fighting the urge to discuss the project though they knew the others knew. Sort of like a secret club. Many actresses used it as a cover story to happen to be in town at the same time auditions were ongoing. Likewise, during the coming Oscars week, the director and studio will be wrapping up major casting under the same cover of people all being in town. Yes, it is that big of a deal. I personally cannot wait, and hope it comes off without a hitch. We probably won't have to wait too long. Any project with that much heat will get a quick greenlight. That's the sexiest thing of all. Especially if you're producing it.

Big movie:
Disgraced director/project: Bryan Singer (Freddie Mercury "Bohemian Rhapsody")
Female actress in the 1980s era of porn: Stacey Donovan
Former underage porn star: Traci Lords ("Just Another Pretty Face")
Permanent A list mostly movie actress work for scale: Cate Blanchett; Nicole Kidman; Natalie Portman; Charlize Theron; Michelle Williams; Sigourney Weaver
Disgraced former A list mostly movie actor: Kevin Spacey
Disgraced director’s studio: Brett Ratner (RatPac-Dune Entertainment)
Investor: James Packer
Studio that owns a theme park: Universal Studios
Director (A lister who had a very good 2017)/recent hit: Christopher Nolan ("Dunkirk")

Studio: Warner Bros. (continue "Batman" franchise)
A list mostly movie actress who worked with the director before: Scarlett Johansson ("The Prestige"); Anne Hathaway; Jessica Chastain ("Interstellar")
Foreign born A- list mostly movie actress: Margot Robbie
Foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who was barely old enough to drive when that gross French actor had sex with her before casting her: Mélanie Laurent/Gérard Depardieu ("The Bridge")
A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee: Anne Hathaway; Jessica Chastain; Amy Adams; Jennifer Lawrence; Reese Witherspoon; Emma Stone
Former A+ list mostly movie actress/America's sweetheart: Julia Roberts
Foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise back in the day: Carrie-Anne Moss ("Matrix")
Foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is a recent Oscar nominee: Margot Robbie
Former A list singer/number one box office star in a different country: Jessica Simpson (Russia)
A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who was married to a celebrity offspring: Diane Lane/Josh Brolin
Foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor: Christian Bale; Chris Hemsworth; Ryan GoslingPermanent A list mostly movie actor who started in television and had a nice run there: Chris Pratt
Permanent A list mostly movie actor despite his relatively young age: Nicholas Hoult; Robert Pattinson; Tatum Channing; Bradley Cooper
Permanent A list mostly movie actor who has made a ton of money in a superhero franchise: Robert Downey Jr.

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Last updated:  March 15,  2018