NOTE: Guesses in
italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#1**
This A list singer enjoys her drugs. I'm not sure at this point she
could
go even a day or two without them. So, what to do when traveling to a
country
that is anything but drug friendly? Make it part of your "meet and
greet,"
that the person you are meeting supplies you with some.
Katy
Perry (Abu Dhabi Capital of the United Arab Emirates)
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#2**
I feel like for the past month, this former tween actor/singer with the
name
he can't shake as an adult has been trying to convince the world how
straight
he is. I think that is because one of his exes is about to come out and
explain
to the world that the B/B+ lister enjoys men more than women.
Shad
"Bow Wow" Moss
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#3**
This B list host/reality star/singer is going to look like crap when
many
others start slamming her still husband for sexually exploiting and
abusing
them when they were in their early to mid-teens. Don't even get me
started
about what he did when they were legal.
Tamar
Braxton/Vince Herbert
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#4**
Back in the 70's European royalty was kind of a mess. I blame drugs.
And
not having to ever get a job. Anyway, a princess in Europe married a
guy
from a country nowhere near Europe. They produced a child who decided
the
US university system was his chance to make as much money as possible
selling
drugs to as many students as possible. Later in life he got married to
a
woman who preferred not to be monogamous. That woman was the downfall
of
the indie rock darling couple/group when the male in the group decided
he
would rather have sex with her than be married or play music.
Princess
in Europe: Princess Christina of the Netherlands
Husband: Jorge Pérez y Guillermo
Child/his wife: Bernardo Guillermo/Eva Prinz
Indie rock darling couple/group: Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon ("Sonic
Youth")
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#5**
You know, I write far too frequently about this B list model/celebrity
offspring
of barely there celebrities who is not named Hailey Baldwin. Anyway,
this
B lister hooks up with her foreign born A list singer ex whenever he is
in
the mood. She also has been passed around by him to others he owes
favors
to or wants to work with. She lets herself be named as a name of
someone
who is dating this foreign born A list singer/rapper even though she
isn't,
just because she thinks it makes her sound good. Her most recent bad
decision
was pretending she had a threesome that included a man and this
closeted
NFL A lister. The only threesome she would have been having with that
pair
is watching. They wouldn't have even noticed her.
B list model/celebrity offspring: Bella Hadid (Yolanda Hadid,
Mohamed
Hadid)
Foreign born A list singer ex: The Weeknd
Foreign born A list singer/rapper: Drake
Closeted NFL A lister: Odell Beckham Jr.
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#6**
Showing how much he cares for his supposed love of his life, this
former
A+ list tweener brought another woman with him on vacation to sleep
with
at night while his A-/B+ list singer girlfriend partied all night with
her
drugs.
Selena
Gomez/Justin Bieber
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#7**
This former A list comic/reality star/host/part-time actress really
thinks
she is going to be invited back to a long time gig she hosted. Despite
the
failings of her replacement, she just doesn't stand a chance. It will
crush
her. She has no support from anyone in a position to get her old job
back.
They just worry about themselves and no one else.
Kathy
Griffin/Andy Cohen ("New Year’s Eve" on CNN with Anderson
Cooper)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#8**
This foreign born A+ list athlete who plays one of the minor major
sports
and has vowels beginning his first and last name was set up by an
organization
from his country. They busted him having sex with a 14 year old teen
they
had arranged to introduce him to. Now, he is helping the organization
and
really causing havoc with sports gamblers in this winter sport.
Alex
Ovechkin (Washington Capitals/National Hockey League)
("PutinTeam")
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#9**
This former A+ list reality star might actually get married but right
now
she picked up $50K for advertising a place to get jewelry. Money means
more
to her than anything else.
Paris
Hilton/Chris Zylka
(celebrity
jeweler Michael Greene)
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#10**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is basically all action
movies
right now had a poker party while out of the country with his latest
girlfriend.
He made her orally service every member of the poker party. His last
girlfriend
walked multiple times when he tried to make her do that.
Gerard
Butler/Morgan Brown
(dating
Liev Schreiber in May)
(Madalina
Diana Ghenea)
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#11**
So, apparently if you keep all the secrets you know in house about
all
the sexual harassment and assault, you not only get promoted, but
thanks
from the deviant too.
Hoda
Kotb
(replacing Matt Lauer on "Today")
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#12**
The soon to be husband of this on again off again Bravo reality star is
far
more interested in sleeping with the daughter of the reality star, but
the
mom has the money.
Danielle
Staub/Marty Caffrey ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
(Christine
Staub born 1994 and Jillian Staub born 1998)
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#13**
The Real List: Several months ago I wrote a blind item which I revealed
stating
that this back in the day A list teen actor had been compromised. The
always
in need of cash to support his Hugh Hefner wannabe lifestyle, the
former
actor took a very large payment in return for always staying silent.
What
he was allowed to do and even encouraged to do was keep up the noise
and
pretend he was going to do a huge expose. With the help of his
benefactors
he did compile a list of absolute nobodies. Although they were
nobodies,
they did do damage to kids growing up. There is one actor they messed
up
so badly that he didn't work for almost two decades. He basically
earned
a living from his wife's salary and the gay porn he did. It is only
this
year that he finally is doing legit mainstream work again and is also
getting
his revenge against the A list producer from that movie who looked the
other
way. That producer made tens of millions from a very hit pay cable show
which
later became a movie while tossing away the actor as a cost of doing
business.
Anyway, it shows that nobodies cause hurt and pain and even lead people
to
commit suicide. What they don't have is the money to make things right
for
the people that are hurt. Because the former teen actor won't come
through
with the goods, I will. I have shared a few via blind item, but over
the
past few weeks I have spoken to someone who knows the names. The person
I
spoke to, knew that the former teen actor was full of crap with his
list
because the person I spoke to has first hand knowledge of the biggest
abusers
of that time. Their relative was at the center of it all.
Messed up actor:
Stephen
Geoffreys
Compromised Former Teen Actor: Cory Feldman
#1 - This horror director was A+ list. Whether you were male or
female,
you were going to have to have sex with him for any part other than a
lead.
If you were out of your teens, don't even bother to apply. If you were
over
18, then you didn't make the cut for many of his earlier movies.
#2 - This foreign born horror director has hundreds of audition tapes which mainly involve young boys and girls undressing while he asks them a series of sexual questions. He always asks basically the same questions and always tries to get them undressed. His most recent wife left him recently when she discovered the trove. He wrote her a massive check to keep her from going to the authorities. In that trove are at least five or six A+ listers who were unknowns back when they were abused.#3 - This permanent A list mostly movie director raped a series of teen boys who were auditioning for a a movie starring 95% men. His check to keep everything quiet was by far the largest. Joel Schumacher ("Lost Boys"); Francis Ford Coppola ("The Outsiders")
#3 - This permanent A list mostly movie director raped a series of teen boys who were auditioning for a a movie starring 95% men. His check to keep everything quiet was by far the largest.
14. MR.
X 01/03
What comic who had a pretty rough 2017 is rumored to be a surprise
presenter
for at least one of the big award shows this year? She's allegedly
talking
to that actor who impersonates a politician to present with her. If
he's
not available, she's been also talking to that one named legendary
singer
who she's friends with to co-present and maybe the actor will pre-tape
something
to "interact" with the two ladies. Kathy Griffin/Alec Baldwin/Cher
("Golden
Globes")
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#1**
This A list model with the alliteration for a name tried to extend the
olive
branch during a recent life event for an A list singer. Shot down. No
response,
no nothing from the singer. Hey, the model gave it her best shot so of
course
she is going to take a couple of digs at the singer. The singer holds a
grudge
longer than anyone ever. You now what though? It was the singer's
fault.
She told the model to act a certain way and when she did, the singer
got
testy.
Karlie
Kloss/Taylor Swift
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#2**
So far, this rapper and his A list initialed A list rapper girlfriend
have
been pushing back against reports he got someone pregnant while dating.
It
looks like the total is not just one other woman, but two. So far. Is
there
something that prevents condom use when you are famous and in a
relationship?
Cardi
B/Offset
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#3**
The drug use is real. The violence is real. Somehow though, despite
those
two factors, fame and being famous and keeping a reality show seems to
be
the most important factor in the relationship of these two people in
the
record industry who are married and have a reality show. They actually
had
sex within the past 72 hours which just blows my mind.
Tamar
Braxton/Vince Herbert
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#4**
The widow is always rushing to court to get anyone she sees more than
once
in her day a restraining order. She is paranoid that all of these
people
are following her to find out what she is hiding. She is right, some of
them
are. She should be equally as afraid of the people the A+ lister has
following
her to make sure she isn't talking to anyone she shouldn't be. Did I
tell
you about the guy that was hired to film her for her potential show and
she
lost her mind at him? She went on a rampage because she thought he
installed
secret cameras in her house and hired a company to come look for them
while
she made the crew watch.
Vicky
Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)/David Geffen
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#5**
I previously told you that this B+ list rapper dating the one named
A-/B+
list singer would drag him down with her into his drug use. He
specializes
in getting women hooked on drugs and then passing them around like
party
favors. He has the one named singer doing lines of coke almost every
waking
hour while he cheats on her and uses her for his own gain.
G-Easy/Halsey
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#6**
This foreign born still one hit wonder apparently is hooking up with
this
alt right guy who has been in the news more this past year for who has
punched
him and arrested him than anything else. This would win the 2018
strangest
coupling and it is only three days in.
Iggy
Azalea/Richard Spencer
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#7**
I am just going to leave this tip as is from the source, just because
it
seems perfect as is. I had just moved to L.A. for a new advertising
gig.
This was back in 2010 or so. I was put on a packaged food account and
sold
a fun campaign that was basically one big snark on the Harriet
Homemaker
type. I figured it was going to be a fun shoot since shooting comedy
always
is, right? It got even more fun when we managed to snag a very kind and
down
to earth actress/comedian as the star of the spots. She'd been on a
show
on a cable show that I found hilarious but the reason people were
really
excited was she'd just been in an girl-ensemble comedy film that was a
box
office success so it was a big deal. What was even a bigger deal was
who
we got to direct it. Now this person was a big deal in that A, he makes
great
movies and B, is a seriously loose cannon. We know this because of some
leaked
audio of him yelling at a comedian during a filming of one of his other
films.
Somehow we decided to roll the dice and ride the crazy train. The first
thing
I noticed that was off about him was the fact he wore the same
seersucker
suit every day. For weeks. From the pre-production to the day of shoot.
It
got more bedraggled as it went along. He had seriously manic energy and
the
crazy vibe was so strong. He cost his production company about ten
grand
during one day because he sat in his SUV talking on his cell phone and
eating
a bowl of cereal an hour into our shoot time. Our producer just about
blew
out a lung yelling at the production company's producer. During the
shoot
the only person he treated with respect was the actress/comedian. The
other
people who were in the spot were "regular actors." He belittled them,
would
rhetorically ask them if they really wanted to act for a living and he
wasn't
getting what they wanted. The vibe was just negative all around and
everyone
was walking on eggshells. Now so far it's child's play. Here's the
interesting
part. At one point on a break, we've almost wrapped the shoot. He goes
over
to where our clients are sitting, to chat with them. At one point, he
asks
the woman if he can speak to her in private. Before we know it, he's
pulled
her up from her chair and pushed her into a closet. I remember his
producer
trying to go in with them but he was having none of it. A few minutes
later,
they come out, she's flustered and he's back on set. The client is so
flustered
she's wanting a drink and demands one. She insists and doesn't care
about
rules of drinking on set and a runner is sent out for wine. What we
discovered
later-- and this is where it's really disturbing, is that he violated
her.
But not in the way you'd think. What he did was, he apparently had a
pair
of tweezers in his pocket, pulled them out and plucked out one of her
nose
hairs. Apparently, it had been bugging him. What's even more surprising
I
remember, is that when we told his long-time editor who was cutting our
spots
what had happened, she looked at us in disbelief for a moment and then
said
"That's all that happened? Man he must have really been trying to
behave
himself." Oh yeah, and in what came as a shock to no one, shortly after
the
campaign ran we lost the account. The client was unhappy with us
already;
the experience with the director just put the final nail in the
coffin.
Commercial:
Hillshire
Farm "Go Meat!"
Actress/comedian: Wendi McLendon-Covey
Cable show: "Reno 911"
Girl-ensemble comedy film: "Bridesmaids"
Director:
David
O. Russell
Actress he yelled at in other film:
Lily
Tomlin ("I Heart Huckabees")
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#8**
This 16 year old at the time says she was sexually assaulted on an
almost
daily basis by this A/A- list mostly movie actor in an acting family
while
on the set of this movie from not that long ago. She says she
complained
to not only the producers, but also to this A- list mostly movie
actress
she was working with on the movie who told her she had to deal with the
same
things when she was the age of the 16 year old. Her advice was just to
try
and avoid it but if you couldn't, then to get each time over with as
quickly
as possible and focus on your career. Definitely sounds like the advice
who
married a predator.
Actress: Zoey King
A/A- list actor: James Franco
A- list actress: Kate Winslet
Movie: "Zeroville" filmed in 2014
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#9**
He is an A list producer with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations.
He
cheats on his faith based movie producer wife all of the time. The wife
says
she has sex with Jesus on a daily basis. So, yeah, this family is a
mess.
Gil
Netter/Lani
Netter
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#10**
I suppose when this foreign born A list dual threat actor saw his bank
accounts
were several million dollars less than they should have been, that
perhaps
he understood his wife was not really interested in love, but enriching
her
own accounts. That money has already moved several steps thanks to her
long
time lover. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#11**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
is
married. She recently wrote a very large check to a woman who claims
she
was harassed by the husband of the actress. Can't have that coming out
right
now with all of the things the actress has been preaching. I notice she
didn't
file for divorce or anything either. She is just rug sweeping.
Reese
Witherspoon/Jim Toth
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#12**
The Graves: Slightly over three decades ago, there was a meeting on a
yacht
in the Med. A very important meeting. Things were dire and the whole
escapade
was crumbling and was going to leave some very important people with
some
very public egg on their face. Attending the meeting were several world
leaders,
two of the richest people in the world, and several others, all of whom
who
were being catered to by a group of teens from the country of one of
the
world leaders. The focus of their discussion was half a world away. To
see
what they were discussing, we need to take a step back. In the late
1960's
and early 1970's, G was one of the wealthiest men in the world.
Although
he could have any one in the world to have sex with, G enjoyed the
company
of young girls. Very very young girls. Under 10 was his preferred. He
imported
the girls from a foreign country and housed them in the annex of his
home
which he reached via an underground tunnel. The girls were supplied by
a
very close friend of his who we will call M. It turns out M also had a
love
of young girls and provided them to other people like G all over the
world.
In return, M was protected in power and also enriched himself
personally
from these men who gave him gifts of not only cash, but also paintings
by
the masters and so much more. They also arranged for other governments
to
prop his up in the face of rebellion. When G died, things started to go
downhill.
Although one of his children (J) also was a fan of the young girls and
availed
himself frequently, he also ended up taking things too far and some of
the
girls ended up dead. J also had some big drug issues and was not of the
same
caliber connection wise that G had been. J was also under a great deal
of
pressure from siblings and bankers to do something with the annex to
the
house. The same annex where the young girls were located. Fast forward
a
few years. The same men in power like G that had helped prop up M were
all
dying off. They were being replaced by other men who had their focus on
other
areas of the world. All too often they didn't care about young girls
and
had other vices that they could fulfill from other dictators. The
problem
was what to do about all the girls all over the world that were in
place
or dead? That was the purpose of the meeting on the yacht. What was
decided
was everyone who had a girl in their possession could keep them in
place
but could never let them go. If they wanted them killed, they could
send
them to J and he would make arrangements to kill them. In total, about
50
of these girls were killed. They were dumped beneath the foundation of
an
addition to the annex which was built several miles from the original
annex.
If you ever want to know why a hit was never put out on the spouse of M
or
any of his own kids it is because that meeting on the yacht was
recorded
both via audio and video and M made sure that everyone knows she has a
copy
of them. She also made it known that if she, or her kids were to die,
that
the recordings would be released. M's spouse is very old so people are
worried
that she has not made any plans to not release it when she dies.
Apparently
this recording discusses many world leaders and titans of industry who
all
had their own young boys or girls from this country they abused. Oh,
and
just so you know, this will be revealed. This is too important to not
be
revealed.
G:
J.
Paul Getty
M:
Ferdinand
Marcos (President of the Philippines)
(art
collection)
Spouse:
Imelda
Marcos
J:
John
Paul Getty Jr.
"Getty
Center"/"Getty
Center Monorail"
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#1**
A couple of weeks ago I told you about this former A list NFL player
who
is a serial cheater. I have been telling you about him for awhile. He
was
trying to get back together with the mother of his kids while also
having
sex with that part-time online actress/part-time yachter who used to be
with
the former A+ list singer. I told you he was cheating on her with yet
another
person, I just didn't know that other person is underage. Apparently
she
was not the only underage girl he is trying to hook up with too.
Victor
Cruz/Elaina Watley/Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#2**
KINDNESS: This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer was
out
to dinner with his less famous sibling. A young woman approached the
table
and told the more famous sibling about her health condition. The more
famous
sibling shares that health condition and spent a good 20 minutes just
being
a really nice guy as they commiserated over living with the illness for
their
whole lives before taking a bunch of pictures.
Nick
Jonas
(Joe Jonas) (type 1 diabetes)
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#3**
This A- list British mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
says she for one was happy to have sex with a couple of producers when
her
career was just beginning. She says she has a career because of it that
is
A list and that a British contemporary of hers who refused to sleep
with
producers has been forced to move to a non English speaking country
just
to land parts. Most of you know the latter actress but not the same way
you
know the other actress.
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#4**
This former A+ list tweener who needed the whole family to get to A+
list
is not dating this permanent A list mostly movie actress. Oh, don't get
me
wrong. She likes them young and you can ask her daughter's boyfriends
about
that. The thing is though, she also likes them to be into her and that
former
A+ lister is about 180 degrees from that.
Nick
Jonas/Demi Moore
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#5**
Caught up in a world of drugs and sex and foreign travel, this A+ list
celebrity/mogul who is richer than rich has fallen right back in the
web
of this A- list mostly movie actress who somehow managed to get the
mogul
to invest $300K into a non existent business of the girlfriend of the
actress.
This is an incredible long con the actress is running.
Elon
Musk/Amber
Heard/Tasya
van Ree
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#6**
I had no idea this B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee was getting married. When I saw her just a few weeks ago
at
a party she was sucking face with someone who is definitely not her new
spouse.
Ellen
Page/Emma Portner
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#7**
Apparently the marriage of this former A list teen mostly movie actor
is
on the rocks because he can't stop trying to hit on women who are all
over
his social media now. I wonder how this all fits in with his current
campaign.
I'm sure his wife would love knowing about the woman he hooked up with
last
week. Don't even get me started on the women a close family member is
having
sex with only wanted to help and now are being used.
Corey
Feldman/Courtney Anne Mitchell
("TRUTH
Campaign Pt 2: The Sequel")
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#8**
These two former co-stars from a long long long running network show
have
an interesting history. One is an A list mostly television actor who
has
his own show now. The other is a foreign born A-/B+ list mostly
television
actress. Our actor is married, but our actress is not. For many years
the
co-stars have been carrying on a torrid affair. Obviously this was made
easier
when they worked together. At one point a few years ago, our actress
was
dumped by her boyfriend when she got pregnant by the actor. When she
told
the actor he went on a bit of out of control spree and was not nice to
the
actress. Things became so tense that she walked from the show. At some
point
she miscarried. Fast forward and he is still married and she is single.
He
has not trouble finding work and she has a lot of trouble finding the
same
level work. They kept in touch and even though he has a wife who
watches
his every move, somehow managed to connect with the actress multiple
times.
Once again, she got pregnant. This time he was going to leave his wife,
but
once again chickened out and our actress once again miscarried. She
really
needs to move on from the guy. As much as others would like to see them
together
and as miserable as his marriage is and for everyone involved in it,
the
whole thing just seems toxic.
Actor: Michael Weatherly (Bojana Jankovic)
Actress: Cote de Pablo (Diego Serrano)
Show: "NCIS"
New show: "Bull"
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#9**
So, let me get this straight. This female A list athlete cheated on her
significant other with a fellow athlete who was cheating on his
significant
other and neither lost any kind of sponsorship deals. Fast forward and
our
female A lister has a chance to make a few bucks and get the kind of
publicity
she has not had in ages. All she has to do is make out with A fellow A
list
athlete because you know he is never in a million years actually going
to
have sex with her. He found the perfect beard. Someone who cares way
more
about fame than anything else.
Danica
Patrick/Ricky Stenhouse Jr./Aaron Rodgers
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#10**
The good news for this Housewife about being reinstated is that she has
moved
from a by the hour price to a by the night price. Baby steps. Danielle
Staub ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#11**
This is what happens when you let your boyfriend manage you. This A+
list
singer was offered $1M for an hour performance at a private party. The
boyfriend
turned it down because it was for a single Russian oligarch and he was
afraid
the singer would leave him for the oligarch.
Mariah
Carey/Bryan Tanaka
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#12**
This closeted NBA player who does his best to find a beard got orally
serviced
by another guy at his NYE party. Dwight Howard
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#13**
It all began unraveling a little over two decades ago. His carefully
constructed
facade crumbled under the revelation that this permanent A+ list singer
had
multiple sexual relationships with girls as young as 9. It was the
early
90's and he was working on of all things a children's record. It was
not
his record, but a female singer/songwriter who probably reached a peak
of
A- list in her career. For the most part, the female singer was a B
lister.
She did get a top 10 single on the top 200 and a number one on one of
the
specialized Billboard charts. She wanted to make a children's record to
give
her young child something to listen to. It was a nice touch. Anyway,
she
was working with the A+ lister on the record and he wanted to make a
video.
So, some kids and their parents were invited to make the video. One of
the
parents that was at the video was 21 years old. With her was her 7 year
old
daughter. The father of that 7 year old? The A+ list singer. Yes, that
means
he impregnated a 14 year old. She was not the only teen he has ever
impregnated.
There are rumors that there are over a dozen teens he got pregnant
through
his decades long career. Usually our singer would brush these kinds of
things
off and send a team of his lawyers swarming over any teen who tried to
cause
a fuss in the media. This was not the 70's though. This was this early
to
mid 90's and it was the late 1980's when he got that particular teen
pregnant.
The other difference was that the wife of the A+ lister was present
when
the 21 year old confronted the singer. This was the first time she ever
met
one of these women. She had heard rumors of their existence but the
singer
had always blown them off. The fight that occurred in that studio that
day
was epic. Apparently much of it was caught on tape. That tape was the
death
knell for any possible graceful exit for the A+ lister. The wife of the
A+
lister then hired someone to break into the safe of the A+ lister.
Inside
were hours and hours of tapes dating back to the late 1960's/early
1970's
of the singer and various teens having sex. There were VHS tapes and
reel
to reel films. In the safe were documents related to pregnancies of
teens
and settlements paid. It was a treasure trove of documents and proof.
The
wife told the mom/singer who had simply just been making a record for
kids.
That mom/singer was crushed. She had looked up to the A+ list singer.
She
turned to a friend of hers who was also a singer (B) and told her what
had
happened. Apparently B knew about the A+ list singer and B said that a
very
close relative of hers was the same way back in the day. That relative,
C,
is also a permanent A+ lister and for a decade never had sex with
anyone
over 18, except for his wife. His philosophy was that he became a rock
star
to have sex with groupies. Very young groupies. Going back to our A+
lister,
he ended up getting divorced and didn't say a peep about the terms or
the
amount. He couldn't. His now ex-wife did try and find all the teens
that
had been impregnated by the singer and gave them each $1M. His
settlements
with them had been for $25K-50K each. As for the child porn collection?
The
now ex-wife gave it to her lawyer and so it will remain until after the
death
of the A+ lister. As for the singer/mom? She basically killed herself.
She
couldn't handle the fact she had looked up to the A+ lister and had
worked
with him and brought her own kid(s) around him.
A+ list singer: James Taylor
Singer/Songwriter:
Nicolette
Larson
Album:
"Sleep,
Baby, Sleep"
B: Astrid Young
C: Neil Young
Ex-wife of A+ lister:
Kathryn
Walker
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#1**
Much like the person she was replaced with last year, this permanent A
list
singer solo and in a group doesn't care about politics behind the check
she
is getting, only that it is large enough to pay her fee. If her fans
think
she will say something, they are very wrong.
Lady
Gaga
replaced Beyoncé at Coachella 2017
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#2**
This flash in the pan A list one hit wonder turned music and publishing
executive
always wanted to keep performing. He did not get along with the
legendary
one named permanent A list singer so she made his life miserable the
last
two decades of his life. If they were ever in the same room, she would
say
horrible things about him and, in my opinion, eventually caused him to
kill
himself last year.
Tommy
Page
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#3**
This height challenged A list comic/actor is cheating on his wife
again.
It is with someone he used to hook up with a couple of years ago who he
thought
was much more discreet.
Kevin
Hart
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#4**
This A+/A list mostly movie actress/sometime director has a 14 page
list
of demands for the producers of the Golden Globes.
Angelina
Jolie
(Jennifer
Aniston will also be in attendance)
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#5**
This A+ list director/producer just found a new way to work with and
audition
children on a daily basis. We should all be worried.
Dan
Schneider ("The Adventures of Kid Danger")
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#6**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who lives off her long long running
movie
franchise proved once again that if there is enough quantity and
quality
of the coke being offered that she is willing to waive her no guys
policy
and hook up with men. There might have been some cash switching hands
too,
although with this group, she just likes to stay on their good side.
Michelle
Rodriguez ("The Fast and the Furious")
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#7**
The husband of this celebrity chef had to have a testicle removed after
a
sex game gone wrong with a BDSM escort he hired for the night while his
wife
was out of town. That would be a tough conversation to have when the
wife
got home.
Rachael
Ray/John Cusimano
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#8**
It went against everything she stood for several years ago when she
first
became involved with this at the time A list politician. She was
married.
She was a B+ list reality star. That is probably being generous. If you
don't
watch the show, chances are good you don't know her but you might know
the
last name which is why I made her B+ list. This is not about a Duggar
by
the way, but in some respects, I feel like they have a lot in common.
She
is very conservative and is young and got introduced to a married
politician
who is now a talking head. They started meeting for lunches when either
was
in the same town as the other. That soon led to hookups all over the
country
and a few members of the press caught wind. The next thing you know,
the
politician decides to retire. Our reality star left her husband for the
politician and kept expecting him to reciprocate. He didn't. He kept
promising
he would even as they stepped up their time together. Finally, when he
told
her he was spending time with his wife and kids for Thanksgiving, our
reality
star had enough and split with him. The next thing you know, she is
apparently
headed back to her now former husband.
Lindsie
Chrisley/Will Campbell ("Chrisley Knows Best") and Jason
Chaffetz/Julie
Johnson (U.S. Representative for Utah's 3rd congressional district)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#9**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor has
no
idea that his soon to be wife has spent more time sleeping with the
actor
than the offspring.
Weston
Cage/Hila Aronian (Nicolas Cage)
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#10**
This former child star from a hit network show back in the day says he
used
to be beaten by his jealous adult co-star who wanted the fame for
himself.
Alexander
Polinsky ("Charles in Charge")
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#11**
Counting down the days until this B- list celebrity/wannabe reality
star/child
bride takes her own life. It is coming soon. I'm doing the best I can
and
so are others, but things are dire.
Courtney
Stodden
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#12**
This former one season wonder turned celebrity turned reality star
turned
celebrity has been hooking up with an assistant which is probably news
to
his A list celebrity wife/former host/former reality star. Bill
Rancic
(first winner of "The Apprentice")/Giuliana Rancic
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#13**
The Fire: When you saw the title of the blind, you probably were
thinking
of a fire that happened within the past week. No, that would be too
simple.
This fire happened a few months back now and the investigation is in
the
same place it was right after it happened. I wrote a little something
about
it when it happened and I fully expected some kind of cover story to
emerge.
That hasn't happened. Instead, the name of the game appears to be to
just
ignore it and ruthlessly crack down on any member of the media who
tries
to discover the truth. The fire was all about keeping secrets. The
secrets
in that southern town in the US and also the secrets of a certain
family
and their inner workings. Stick with me because this does involve
multiple
entertainment figures. I told you about some of the other entertainment
figures
back in November, but these new ones are for the most part from the
other
side of the pond so to speak. It started about a decade ago. Actually a
little
more than a decade ago. There is a foreign born A list mostly
television
actor who is probably B list here and A+ list in his own country. We
shall
call him A just to keep this simple. A started hooking up with this A-
list
singer with A+ list name recognition. During that time period, the
singer
(B) got pregnant. B was doing a ton of drugs back then and chances were
good,
she was not going to stop while pregnant. The thing is though, she
caught
A in bed with C. Nothing wrong with that from the outside looking in.
Some
cheating is very Hollywood. The thing is though, C at the time would
have
been about 11 give or take a year. You see, it turns out that A was
very
good friends with that now deceased child molester who was A+ list in
his
own country and they shared a love of young tweens and teens. When B
found
out the truth about A, she had an abortion. A was not only interested
in
C sexually, but also had visions of turning her into his own personal
piggy
bank. He was going to groom her into someone he could marry off to
someone
rich and at the same time maybe find someone who could get himself a
knighthood.
Over the next decade, A did just that. He kept
assaulting/molesting/raping
C but also was molding her into someone he could count on for his own
future.
During this time, A found himself dating a foreign born B list mostly
television
actress who we shall call D. The day D found out about C and the dead
child
molester and everything else A was involved in was one of the loudest
fights
of the century. It was also around this time that C achieved the goal
of
A and got married to one of the richest men in the world. No one even
asked
her why she had spent the past decade basically with A, they just asked
about
her upcoming marriage. C, as one of her first requests to her husband
wanted
to help out A. She not only found A someone who shared his sexual
loves,
but also made the life of D a living hell by basically eliminating her
financial
history from existence. Everything was gone and when it finally started
to
return, C made sure things were changed to make the life of D awful. D
stayed
silent with what she knew. C also began plotting to make sure secrets
of
A and others A had introduced her to stayed secret. The problem is that
her
father-in-law in his old age wanted to make things right before he met
his
maker. C began pushing her new husband to do something and kept pushing
him
for almost two years. What finally happened? An attempt on the life of
the
father-in-law. An attempt which has stayed completely out of the press
and
will continue to do so because of the pressure on the media and
politicians
by C's husband. Apparently the father-in-law could have brought down
hundreds
of top producers and directors from all over the world.
"A" (foreign born A list mostly television actor):
Steve
Coogan
(defended
Jimmy Savile)
"B" (A- list singer with A+ list name):
Courtney
Love
"C" (11 year old):
Loretta
Basey
Deceased child molester who was A+ list:
Jimmy
Savile
"D "(foreign born B list mostly television actress):
Daisy
Lewis ("Downton Abbey")
Marriage to one of the richest men in the world:
Nathaniel
Philip Rothschild
Father-in-law:
Jacob
Rothschild, 4th Baron Rothschild
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#1**
These owners of an independent theater chain are expanding their reach
and
bad corporate citizenship into the new year. They famously don’t want
people to talk during movies or when they’ve been sexually harassed
or assaulted at work and are working hard to keep people quiet in
advance
of the golden globes. When several employees spoke out publicly in the
fall
of 2016 and declared they knew about and allowed sexual predators to
continue
on as business partners, they remained silent after their investors
threatened
to sue. They have a connection to a project and want to skate through
with
all the buzz being positive. Even through they said they would change
their
ways, those changes were symbolic and they continue to harass and
silence
victims. They definitely don’t want anyone looking into possibly
illegal
non disclosure agreements some staff members were forced to sign
because
they don’t want distributors asking questions about years of box office
fraud or other possible crimes they want concealed. If they can just
keep
everyone quiet, they will skate through to victory. They have been
hemorrhaging
upper level staff members from various companies they own since
September.
Corporate HR abruptly lost someone from the top last week. They are
going
on vacation while in California and have other people to continue their
dirty
work of smearing the reputations of their victims, harassing them, and
silencing
them. They really don’t want ANY truth to come out. It was fall 2017
that most victimized employees and patrons spoke out. But they had a
serious
public relations kerfluffle in 2016. They made the editor step down but
secretly
rehired him almost immediately.
Theater chain:
Alamo
Drafthouse
Project:
"I,
Tonya"
Sexual predator continued as business partner:
Harry
Knowles
Bad decision:
bring
back video rental stores
Rehired editor-in-chief:
Devin
Faraci
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#2**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is married to an A+ lister has
worked
with the child molester before. She might talk a lot of talk but she is
about
to sign on to work with him again.
Blake
Lively (Ryan Reynolds)/Woody Allen
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#3**
This still technically married, closeted A- list mostly television
actor
from that looooooong running network drama has a new boyfriend. He is
on
that soap reboot.
Jesse
Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")/Sam Adegoke ("Dynasty")
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#4**
This actor is being replaced in a television show. The thing is, his
replacement
is just as bad, if not worse in the way he has treated people.
Ed
Westwick ("Ordeal by Innocence")/Christian Cooke
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#1**
KINDNESS: This horror actor is probably A-/B+ list in his genre, C list
elsewhere. Works a lot, and you'd know his face even if you didn't know
his
name. Best known for a film from a few decades ago made by a foreign
born
director and based on a foreign born source material. Anyway, at an
after
party at a horror con recently, he helped care for a very drunk girl
who
was drunk in a hallway and also helped a couple of other attendees
prevent
another attendee from luring the girl back to a hotel room.
Horror
actor: Tony Todd
Film: "Candyman" (1992)
Foreign born director: Bernard Rose
Source material: "Books of Blood" written by Clive Barker
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#2**
This Game Of Thrones actor doesn't seem to be suffering from any
heartbreak.
In fact, he seems to be enjoying his new found freedom by indulging in
coke
and booze on an almost daily basis.
Kit
Harington
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#3**
I wouldn't expect to see this in the news, young, half foreign
political
couple end up at the altar. There are far too many whispers that one or
both
will be dead in the not too distant future. From an accident of course.
George
Papadopoulos/Simona Mangiante
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#4**
This former A- list mostly television actress who ALL of you know has
been
working pretty much non stop for three decades. At this point she takes
what
she can get. She is really worried that if reporters dig too deeply
they
will find she provided women to men on two corporate boards in return
for
fees. Oh, and two of those women later claimed to be raped by someone
famous.
Kirstie
Alley
61. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/08
Thanks for the warm welcomes, lifers. Pleased to be back. Got a little
tea
for you from a colleague from New York. Apparently this B list
television
personality, who is often considered an ally of the Left, consistently
makes
comments that would make you think otherwise. ‘She makes Trump look
like Gloria Steinham,’ my colleague tells me of her views.
‘She’ll rant about misogyny and racism, and then make a really
disturbing comment or a joke.’ The source elaborates that we’re
all guilty of doing the same, but our television personality kicks it
up
to a whole different level and often makes people around her
uncomfortable.
Joy
Behar
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This just about permanent A list mostly movie actress
who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee was literally all over a married
producer
last night at a party. The actress, who recently swore off dating men
exposed
her breasts to the man and said they should go back to her place.
Halle
Berry
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I guess that trip to Asia with a half dozen members of
the
HFPA where they visited multiple establishments offering up women by
the
hour or night finally paid off for this winner yesterday.
James
Franco
(Hong
Kong)
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: What should have been a thrilling night for this A-/B+
list
dual threat actress/celebrity offspring was dampened by the news that
her
very recent celebrity boyfriend is already cheating on her with someone
else.
Laura
Dern (Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries and Best Limited Series
"Big
Little Lies")/Baron Davis
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: One of the most interesting things to happen at a party
last
night was this permanent A list singer holding court. She had a group
of
a half dozen or so people around her as they looked at her phone.
Apparently
she hired a private detective to follow her ex to get dirt. Part of the
service
is a live stream which she can watch. Last night people watched as he
returned
to the home of a woman he is seeing and they sucked face in the car
before
going inside the home. Kind of like if they made Cheaters live.
Mary
J Blige (Martin "Kendu" Isaacs)
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This underage actress on a very hit almost television
show
who made her first appearance on the show this season had to fight off
a
producer who kept trying to touch her breasts. He managed to once. When
she
said how old she was, the producer said he had been with younger. This
was
at a magazine party. I'm trying to figure out who the producer is. AP
(Enty’s actress/friend) was at the party and is also trying to figure
it out. She had been at the HBO party when it happened though so we are
working
from a tip about the physical appearance of the producer.
Sadie
Sink (Max "Stranger Things")
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This permanent A list mostly movie actress who was
actually
there last night for television had a big breakfast/brunch thing
yesterday
morning. She invited the entire cast from the show and some of her very
best
actress friends. One person she didn't invite was an actress from the
show
who won. Fake air kiss hugs aside, they really don't like each other.
Reese
Witherspoon/Nicole Kidman ("Big Little Lies")
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: AP (Enty’s actress/friend) got told to f**k off last
night at an after party by this A list singer/wannabe actor wearing a
Time's
Up pin when she asked about his latest movie. AP then retorted that his
remark
was not really what the pin was supposed to represent.
Justin
Timberlake ("Wonder Wheel" directed by Woody Allen)
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 *#8**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from two
big
now defunct franchises was hammered at rehearsals and was even worse
off
during the show last night. The actress he presented with was not
amused.
I think she knows she is running out of chances and probably thought
the
actor would mess things up for her.
Robert
Pattinson ("Twilight" and "Harry Potter")/Emma Watson
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#9**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly movie actress is not that far
removed
from a hit pay cable show. Last night though, it was about a movie in
which
she starred. She ate everything in sight last night before heading to
the
bathroom to purge it all. She is scary gaunt. People are worried for
her
health.
Allison
Williams ("Girls")
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#10**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born B list actress nominee/winner was
busted
having sex in a bathroom last night at an after party.
Margot
Robbie (husband Tom Ackerley);
Claire
Foy
(co-star Matt Smith);
Diane
Kruger (starred in "In the Fade" Best Foreign Language Film/Norman
Reedus
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#11**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Do you think the text message from that early 20's woman
he
has been seeing was responsible for this permanent A list mostly movie
actor's
sour expression. Apparently the Oscar winner/nominee got her pregnant.
Considering where he was seated and the events of last night, the
notorious
casting coucher, serial cheating married actor was not a good look for
him.
Denzel
Washington
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#12**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress was
confronted
last night about her racist beliefs. This has really been causing
issues
in her life as it should. That B+ list alliterate actress who loves her
beer
recently ended their decade long friendship because of it and a long
time
PR person dumped the actress too.
Diane
Kruger
(January
Jones)
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#13**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly television actress is foreign born
although
most of you probably don't know that. She is a minor. She is on a hit
almost
television show. It didn't stop her parents from suggesting she go to
dinner
alone with a director interested in her for a part. Apparently the
actress
and the director are meeting at his home. I'm sure nothing will happen.
Uh
huh.
Millie
Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things")
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#14**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly television actress who has been on
television
for a couple decades now and was recently booted off a now defunct
show,
really spoke her mind when being interviewed on the red carpet.
Apparently,
the female interviewer who felt on the spot criticized the weight of
the
actress after the actress walked away.
Debra
Messing (Giuliana Rancic interview about E!’s pay inequality and Catt
Sadler)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#15**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who still
has
fame from that brief comic run was at an after party last night. He
says
that the recent movement has really cut into the number of women he
feels
comfortable hitting on at parties. He told a Golden Globe winner from
last
night that he now focuses entirely on strippers, hookers and groupies
for
sex. The actress winner from last night just raised her eyebrows and
took
a sip of her champagne before looking for a way out. Pauly Shore
(Laura
Dern/HBO party)
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#16**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The winner of the worst botox/filler of the night goes
to
this permanent A list mostly television actress who seemingly loves a
certain
pay cable channel. Her movies have been hit and miss, but she has had
great
luck with television. People had jaw dropping moments when they saw
what
she has done in the past couple of weeks.
Sarah
Jessica Parker (HBO)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#17**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Noticeably absent from the show and parties last night
is
this former Tweener turned adult singer/part-time actress who had a
behind
the scenes role in a nominated show. According to one of her co-stars
from
her most recent movie, the actress got undressed for the director on
four
separate occasions during filming and let him film her removing her
clothes.
No touching. Just staring and filming.
Actress:
Selena
Gomez
Behind
the scenes nominated show: "13 Reasons Why"/Katherine Langford
nominated
for Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series -
Drama
Recent movie/director:
"A
Rainy Day in New York"/Woody Allen
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#18**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The jealousy of this former singer turned actress is
palpable.
She should be grateful for her hit network show but she wants to be the
star
and thinks everyone else is stealing her limelight. It is almost evil
to
watch this transformation. Her fellow cast should watch out for knives
in
backs.
Mandy
Moore ("This Is Us")
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#19**
The Heidi Globes: The year was 1990. It was a strange year in
Hollywood.
Heidi Fleiss had just broken away from Madam Alex and there was a kind
of
madam war that was taking place in those first few months of 1990.
During
those months, there were also some events that took place that are
still
mentioned today and continue to affect lives. This permanent A+ list
celebrity
is someone who is a celebrity for all the wrong reasons. In 1990 he was
A++
list. He was recognizable in almost every corner of the world. He was a
frequent
customer of Heidi and is one of the few celebrities she slept with
while
working for a short time as an escort. Our A+ lister who we will call A
had
recently started sleeping with one of the friends of his daughter. He
then
told her she should start earning money as an escort and introduced her
to
Heidi. That escort would later end up dead of a heroin overdose. She
died
in a bed she shared with another of the escorts. It was also at this
time
that A was introduced to a fresh faced recent high school graduate who
would
later go on to be an A list celebrity. We will call her B. A took a
liking
to B almost immediately and started spending thousands of dollars a
week
on her. At the same time, B was also seeing a customer who we will call
C.
C was an A+ list actor and was also spending thousands of dollars a
week
on B. Apparently A found out about C and threatened to kill C. So, C
being
crazy and on drugs and booze started carrying a gun. Yes, the same gun
he
shot his girlfriend with. At an after party thrown by Heidi, this A
list
mostly movie director who was A list then and now paid for three women
at
once and spent the whole night just doing lines of coke off their naked
bodies.
When one of them tried to share his coke, he tossed her out of the
room.
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who was married at the time
and
is married now but to different women, had sex with multiple women that
night.
He also tried to convince one of the escorts to come over to his house
later
to have sex with his underage son. She says that she said no, but I
kind
of think she did because the son has said he lost his virginity to an
escort
and how old he was so it kind of jibes. Oh, before I forget, while she
was
still technically married to A, the wife of A worked for Heidi in her
waning
days of madaming. That wife later ended up dead. This permanent A+ list
mostly
movie actor went to the party and took five women back to his place. He
literally
threw two stacks of hundred dollar bills and said there was no way he
was
going to have sex at the party because he knew there were cameras
everywhere.
The actor had just split with an A list actress and was seeing another
actress
he had cheated on the A lister with. It didn't stop him from also
having
sex with all those escorts that night and a pile of coke. Unlike the
director,
the A+ lister loved to share his coke.
O.
J. Simpson/Laurie Dolan/Nicole Brown/Denise Richards/Charlie
Sheen/Oliver
Stone/James Caan/Scott Caan/Jack Nicholson/Anjelica Huston/Rebecca
Broussard
(A) Permanent A+ list celebrity:
O.
J. Simpson
Daughter’s friend: Laurie Dolan (friend of Arnelle Simpson)
Dead wife:
Nicole
Brown
(B) Fresh faced recent high school graduate: Denise Richards
(C) A+ list actor:
Charlie
Sheen
(shot
Kelly Preston)
A list mostly movie director: Oliver Stone
Permanent A list mostly movie/A list actress wife/other actress:
James
Caan
Underage son: Scott Caan
Permanent A+ list mostly movie shared coke/A list actress/other
actress:
Jack
Nicholson (Anjelica Huston) (Rebecca Broussard)
81. MR.
X 01/08 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This closeted young actor who is nominated and for sure
is
getting an Oscar nod brought his bf, a fellow closeted young actor, as
his
date to the Globes. Their PR people told them no posing on the red
carpet
together or sitting next to each other though.
Timothée
Chalamet ("Call Me By Your Name"/Best Performance by an Actor in a
Motion
Picture -
Drama)/Ansel
Elgort
82. MR.
X 01/08 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Surprisingly one of the least sober people on the red
carpet
was this former A-list mostly actress who is starring on a cable TV
series
this year... she was three sheets to the wind. I was betting on the
person
she brought as her date to the Globes to be the tipsy one... nope, not
even
close.
Nicole
Kidman ("Big Little Lies" Season 2)/Keith Urban
83. MR.
X 01/08 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Which legendary Oscar winning actress who presented last
night
revealed to a group of friends at a pre-party that one of her longtime
friends,
that iconic crooner and actor, pulled a gun on that slimy agent who
later
killed himself? He heard from a mafia crony that the agent had tried to
sexually
assault the actress and told him to knock it off or else. The agent
backed
off. Frank Sinatra/David Begelman/Shirley MacLaine
84. MR.
X 01/08 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: At a pre Globes party, this closeted/probably pansexual
A-list
actor who was nominated, was getting very touchy feely with another
nominated
actor, who himself is "married" and closeted. It was all very odd and
awkward.
Oh and actor #1 reeked of pot, big shocker there. James Franco/Hugh
Jackman
or Armie Hammer
85. MR.
X 01/08 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Which Oscar winning/nominated actor shocked attendees at
his
annual pre-Globes charity event with his gaunt and unhealthy
appearance?
He's back on the coke hard and needs rehab.
Sean
Penn (A Gala Dinner to Benefit J/P Haitian Relief Organization and a
Coalition
of Disaster Relief Organizations)
86. HIMMMM
01/08 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: After a ceremony so full of itself it could float, and
after
flying through 3 countries in 24 hours to arrive at the Golden Globes,
I
was very happy to get to the after party circuit. One party in
particular
led to a twilight zone moment of epic proportions, even involving Enty,
and
may have just created the funniest moment I've ever had at any awards
night
party in the past 10 years at least. This winning/nominated A list
mostly
movie actor was busy getting glad hands and smiles and laughs from all
the
ass-kissers. He's just yammering on about how "honored" he was just to
be
included and so "proud" of the work everyone did. Standing there
talking
to three young ingenue actresses - whom I didn't know and who probably
would've
been happy to "bow" to him - our big winner/nominee is lost in his
cloud
of pride. In the moments preceding this, I had been talking to an old
friend
of mine from another country. He's a hilarious guy and a good friend,
and
he always enjoys creating mischief. Usually it is by using his broken
English
trick to accidentally humiliate hypocrites and jerks - all while
pretending
he just said the wrong words. It's a testament to his acting skills. So
earlier
we got together to plan a little moment of cold water for this winning
abuser.
Oops, I mean actor. I'm standing about 2 feet away from the winning
actor,
and his flunky/management stooge/PR sycophant. I'm trying not to vomit
on
my tux-matched tennis shoes as the winner/nominee is hitting on the
three
young women, and I'm scrolling through my phone. In walks the foreign
actor
who is A- list and has a big television gig straight ahead who had
stepped
outside for a minute. The foreign actor walks straight over to our
winner
and tells him totally straight-faced: "Hey bro - you better not go out
the
front door when you leave man. I heard reporters out there talking
about
some shit on Twitter about you and some high school girls and acting
schools.
Serious man, they were staring at their phones and I think they gonna
ask
you about it bro. Could be bad man." The winning/nominated actor's face
goes
totally pale. You could've knocked him over with a feather. I swear he
didn't
breathe for a solid minute. He just stares at the foreign actor, who
nods
his head up and down silently. I said: "Oh shit". The winner then turns
and
looks at me. I hold up my phone - showing him the tweets from my
favorite
blogger/twitter ninja (his name rhymes with minty). Also in there is a
re-tweet
from a legendary 80s actress. The winner says: "Oh...f**k...nah man. Of
all
nights...". Then, the winner hands me my phone, turns to his flunky
saying:
"Hey man let's bail", and they walk swiftly across the room, out of the
back
doors. The foreign actor turns back to me, smiles and winks, and says
in
his rapid-fire Spanish to me: "That's a shame huh? Not a single
reporter
out there except those two TMZ guys.". I start to stifle the smiles. We
both
try to contain our laughter like kids in class. One of those three
ingenues
the winner had been hitting on grabs my coat and says: "Excuse me,
sorry,
but what did you show him?". I told her to get her phone. I gave her
the
CDAN web address and Enty's Twitter feed. As the foreign actor and I
walked
off trying not to explode in laughter, all three crowded around their
screen,
mouths open. All I heard was an audible gasp. It was a good night after
all.
(Good job buddy!).
Party:
FIJI
Water
at the 75th annual Golden Globe Awards
A list mostly movie actor:
James
Franco
Foreign actor who is A- list and has a big television gig straight
ahead:
Edgar
Ramirez
("American Crime Story"/Gianni Versace)
Legendary 80s actress:
Ally
Sheedy
87. HIMMMM
01/08 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: According to a security honcho at the Beverly Hilton,
this
foreign born A/A- list actress who is having a nice award season was
involved
in some very hot and heavy sex inside a side stairwell BEFORE the
ceremony
even began. Her partner was not her partner, and according to the
security
guy - it was a very odd position. She was BEHIND HIM in some contorted
way,
with her rear and his both exposed. (I'm not sure how that one worked
exactly).
A guard interrupted their adventure, and escorted them back out into
the
flowing crowd streaming to the ballroom. Apparently the guard also got
a
few seconds of video of it too. You know, just for training purposes.
Claire
Foy/Matt Smith ("The Crown")
88. HIMMMM
01/08 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This legendary actress, lady, and still-beautiful woman
(foreign
born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee)
was backstage with me amid the hustle and bustle. Lots of people. We
were
discussing the bygone old days of what used to go on in the Lanai Rooms
at
the pool deck there at the Beverly Hilton back in the day. As I'm
listening
to her, my mouth agape, she stops dead in mid-speech to me and gets her
legendary
"not happy" look on her face as she beams past me over my shoulder.
"Dear
God. In. Heaven. Apparently there IS no shame in Hollywood." I follow
her
stare over my shoulder at the crowd of suck-ups standing around this
actor
(permanent A list actor who is an old a-hole). Among those fawning over
him
are this actress (A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee and never seems to be anywhere with her husband any
longer)
who I see bend down and kiss the forehead of the old man as she rubs
his
shoulder. The legendary actress I'm talking to says: "Never ceases to
amaze
me...but I guess they are happy to honor a rapist and murderer. F**king
imbeciles." And she is shooting daggers with her eyes at the whole
crowd
of them there. She then leans in to me and says: "Take note my dear at
the
old bastard's hand, hmm?" I look and see the old man's gnarled right
hand
is casually off his arm rest, and is touching the thigh of this actress
(foreign
born A- list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and lies
about
her age) who is just laughing and talking as if nothing in the world is
amiss.
I look back at my companion who says: "I wonder if he pays her too, or
just
put it in the will? Oh well. Let's get drunk."
Foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee):
Rita
Moreno
(co-starred with Natalie Wood in "West Side Story")
Actor (permanent A list actor who is an old a-hole:
Kirk
Douglas
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and
never
seems to be anywhere with her husband any longer:
Natalie
Portman
Foreign born A- list actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and
lies
about her age:
Catherine
Zeta Jones
89. HIMMMM
01/08 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: According to an actor who was hanging out in there, this
actress
(permanent A list actress who is more famous for television and an
iconic
role) was busy snorting a lot of something while bent over in the
famous
storage room off the side of the kitchen at the Hilton where most
people
go to smoke or have a quickie. Maybe the cans of tomato sauce and rows
of
glasses in there excite people. This was just after the mid-point in
the
ceremony. Apparently when this actor (A- list mostly television actor
from
a hit cable show who loves his booze) asked this actress to share, she
told
him: "You'd have a better shot of f**king me in the ass while I'm bent
over
doing this than me actually sharing this with you." No word on if he
took
his chances with the odds on that.
Roseanne
Barr/Norman
Reedus ("The Walking Dead")
90. HIMMMM
01/08 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I have no clue what this actress (foreign born A- list
mostly
movie actress who had a very big year) was high on, but when she tried
to
talk to me and others backstage, her language skills were absent. She
just
laughed, mumbled to herself, and kind of floated around with a smile.
You
could comb your hair and adjust your tie in her eyes though. I heard
later
she hit her head on a light fixture, so maybe she had a concussion? At
least
she looked pretty doing it.
Alicia
Vikander;
Gal
Gadot
91. HIMMMM
01/08 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES: At the Netflix after party, a drunken Netflix creative
executive
who is talking like a total "douchebag bro" to a group of guys standing
around
(including me). He says: "I'd love to get one shot with (A list mostly
movie
actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has an award worthy
movie
this year) because I bet her pu**y tastes like cotton candy. But if you
gave
me every dime of Bill Gates' money, I'd never f**k that hag - pointing
over
to (A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee).
Damn, I bet hers tastes like moldy cheese." I guess he didn't know the
other
two guys standing with me were this A list director and a senior
executive.
They just looked at each other, shook their heads, and we all three
walked
off leaving the tool alone. I'd not be surprised to find out that
executive
gets fired this week.
Netflix creative executive:
Ted
Sarandos
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and
has
an award worthy movie this year:
A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee:
Angelina
Jolie
A list director:
92. HIMMMM
01/08 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: KINDNESS: A kindness item here. I was exiting the
Beverly
Hilton/Waldorf Astoria area after another of the after parties and this
actor
(A list mostly movie actor who is a shoo in for an Oscar nomination)
and
I were walking outside. His lady, who is a dear sweet friend of mine
whom
I've known forever, was stuck inside talking to some friends. I asked
him
where he was heading, and he pointed over to the little park fountain
square
across the street. He said one of his management team told him that a
girl
was having a bad night. She had been at the awards as a guest because
she
was an aspiring costume designer. Just another young lady with dreams,
and
this was her first event she'd ever attended. She'd hand made her own
black
dress for the awards show then someone had stepped on the hem of her
gown
and ripped it about halfway up. She'd been hoping people would see her
dress
and use it as a way to maybe get new work. Now, she was so embarrassed
she'd
literally run away from everyone, almost like Cinderella at the ball.
Apparently
her date (who had gotten her into the awards) was a tool who didn't
notice
or didn't care she'd disappeared. She was by herself crying and hiding
across
the street until her date finished partying. Hearing this from the
manager,
and seeing the manager busy with another client, this actor I'm with
wanted
to check to see if she's okay. After hearing the story, I agreed to go
too.
I walked over with him (playing Frogger darting across traffic), and
she
was there by the fountain looking like a girl left alone at the prom.
The
actor then asked if she'd mind if we shared her fountain? She was
shocked,
and looked up at us. "Uhh...oh my...uhhh". Yeah, she was starstruck.
First
she said "Oh gosh please ignore my dress - it's been a bad night". She
then
began laughing and wiping her eyes. Within a few minutes, the actor's
lady
and two of her female friends had arrived as well, with a bottle of
champagne.
They passed it around and shared with the girl, as the actress examined
the
dress and told the girl she loved it. As I was leaving them, the young
lady
was still saying "this is the best thing that's ever happened to me".
About
an hour later I saw the young lady again, and she was with the actor,
the
actress, and they were introducing the girl to their friends, managers,
publicists and she looked happier than any human alive. Later on, I got
a
message from the actress that he and the actress had said they'd love
her
to do the actresses dress for her next awards event they attend. Yes,
there
are indeed still some good people left in Hollywood who will use their
position
to help another...without forcing them to do anything evil in return.
Sam
Rockwell/Leslie Bibb
93. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/09
Hugh Jackman became a huge meme after the Golden Globes on Sunday when
his
hilariously vexed reaction to James Franco beating him out for the
award
went viral. This A list actor didn’t end up attending in the end, but
you wouldn’t have caught him in the same position because our very
high-up
source tells us he made a special request of the producers of the show.
‘Please don’t go to [name omitted] for reaction shots,’ his
people informed them, worried that his reactions to a speech, a joke
etc.
might show him in a bad light. It’s finally happened, lifers. We’ve
found the one actor that doesn’t want to be filmed!
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#1**
This former boy bander from back in the day was A list solo for a brief
period.
Since then, he has kept A- list celebrity status but his talent has
succumbed
to the years of drugs and nonstop eating. He is married, but prefers
finding
young teens to "mentor." Hopefully he is not sharing his crack pipe
with
them too.
Bobby
Brown
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#2**
The next time this directionally challenged rapper approaches a woman
in
a club, perhaps he should not do so by grabbing their breasts. The
other
night he did it to multiple women. Several complained but the
management
of the club ignored them which just emboldened the rapper. Finally
after
a dozen women left the club, the management stepped in but didn't kick
out
the rapper.
French
Montana
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#3**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a long running
almost
network show has had a lot of trouble getting work the past few years.
She
likes people to think she is the head of a movement and is being noble.
She
isn't. She is the same as all the rest. She ignores what is
inconvenient
to her brand is the first to try and make a buck off the situation. She
just
wants fame and money and if she has to sell out for some reality show,
then
so be it. She will say it is for the movement, but it is for her
wallet.
Rose
McGowan
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#4**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This former A+ list mostly television "actor" who won
several
awards for his acting was recognizable to every person with a
television.
There have always been rumors about his death and various conspiracy
theories
surrounding it. The reason for it is because the studio used a stand in
for
the actor for nine years after his death without ever telling the
general
public. It was only in later years after a book was published that the
public
realized it had been tricked by the studio. Have some fun with this
one.
Bamboo
Harvester ("Mr. Ed)
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor/director who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee and somehow got off movie probation despite his past is
beating
his long time girlfriend. She told a friend it has happened twice but
that
he is doing better now and his drinking is better. Uh huh.
Mel
Gibson/Rosalind Ross
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#6**
This first season winner of a reality show has always made more money
from
yachting than any kind of entertainment work. The thing is though, she
provides
a different kind of experience to a different kind of crowd. Pamela
Anderson
also tried to work that crowd, but never fully committed to the
lifestyle.
Adrianne
Curry ("America's Next Top Model") (dominatrix)
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#7**
They Did It For The Coke And The Women: This triumvirate of celebrity
all
have a certain thing in common. Well, they did have one thing in
common.
A love of a South American country. Apparently that love does not
extend
to now because the person who was in charge is no longer in power. So,
their
response has been silence. In the past they were all about supporting
the
regime. No one really could ever understand it. Well, I will tell you
now
why they did. The first of our three is a permanent A list mostly movie
actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He and this former A list
mostly
movie actor turned B lister would have coke supplied to them for free
the
entire time they were in the country and it came courtesy of the
government.
In exchange for selling out, they were given massive parties with as
many
drugs and women as they wanted. Speaking of women, this A list mostly
movie
director is the third of our celebrities. He was not interested in the
drugs
but he was interested in the women. The government would supply him
with
upwards of 20 women for a three or four day trip and he loved it. One
person
I haven't listed here is a foreign born permanent A list model who
supported
the government because many of her highest paying clients made their
money
thanks to the largess of the government.
Person
in power: Hugo Chávez, President of Venezuela
A list mostly movie actor: Sean Penn
A list mostly movie actor turned B lister: Danny Glover
A list mostly movie director: Oliver Stone
Foreign born permanent A list model:
Naomi
Campbell
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#8**
The A List Rapist/Celebrity Offspring: This writer/producer/showrunner
is
probably A list right now. This, despite one of his shows being
canceled
because of his behavior. Will he lose everything once this new story
becomes
public? He should, but Hollywood loves a winner more than anything and
right
now he has a winner and the studio wants a sequel. Lets see what they
think
of this. He is a celebrity offspring and as I have said, I have written
about
him previously. This though, tops all of what he has been accused of to
date.
This happened when he was back in college. In college, he had a
reputation
as a racist. He referred to anyone Hispanic as brown, or brown people.
He
never held back on commenting on the size of women's breasts or their
appearance.
If someone had a heavy accent he would always tell them to learn to
speak
English. He yelled at professors and they couldn't do anything because
his
dad had given money to the school. All of that is bad enough, but one
night
he raped a woman. He did so at a party in a second story room. When he
finished
raping her, he took her clothes and threw them out the window. He then
forced
her to walk through the party downstairs without any clothes on after
raping
her. That woman was subjected to bullying and taunts for the rest of
the
time she remained at the university. She was the one bullied even
though
he raped her. She had an emotional and nervous breakdown because of the
trauma
he caused. He doesn't care. He has shown no willingness to change any
of
his behaviors and even though he has continued to be horrible to women,
studios
keep rewarding him because he makes them money. This has to stop.
Max
Landis
("Bright")
("Dirk
Gently's
Holistic Detective Agency" cancelled)
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#9**
Our favorite foreign born A- list model who would love to be a
full-time
actress is spending time with a guy who is not that A+ list mostly
movie
actor. This is not uncommon for her, but this time she is doing it for
free.
Irina
Shayk
(Bradley Cooper)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#10**
This former A list teen movie actor is scrambling right now. He was
supposed
to have everything completed by now and telling his story to the world.
Instead,
he is fighting charges of fraud and trying to explain why he is hanging
out
with the people he is supposedly trying to bring down. Corey
Feldman
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#11**
This A- list reality star with a side job that she only got because of
the
reality work has been snorting lines of heroin as of late. That is
something
she has never touched before. I'm wondering who introduced her to it.
Kendall
Jenner (Hailey Baldwin)
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#12**
This foreign born A list singer with a great voice might recently be
engaged
but if he is, then he has an interesting way of showing it. He made his
significant other watch while he got serviced by four people he hired
for
the night.
Sam
Smith/Brandon Flynn
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#13**
This married A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit pay
cable
show that does not have many episodes left in its future went on a
racist
rant at a pap in a foreign country trying to take his photo.
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#14**
Something that hasn't been discussed very much is this large reality
family
being shunned by one of their long time political supporters. There has
not
been a public break, although they are not seen in public together any
longer.
There is no more mutual admiration. It turns out that when the
revelations
that shocked the world became public, one thing was hidden. A family
member
of the politician had spent the night at the home on numerous occasions
and
was one of the victims. It was agreed to keep it quiet. It was not an
agreement
that the victim supports, but decided to do what her family thought
best.
Family:
The Duggars
Political supporter: Arkansas Republican House of Representatives
member
Jim Holt
Revelations: Molestation charges against Josh Duggar
5th victim: arranged engagement between Josh Duggar and Kaeleigh
Holt
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#15**
Back in the day, she tried a last gasp vacation and that didn't work
out.
This A list mostly television actress seems to have finally thrown in
the
towel with her writer/actor husband. He spent more time texting one of
his
girlfriends than talking to the actress on a recent trip.
Jennifer
Aniston/Justin Theroux
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#16**
Don't think that this significant other in a Teen Mom relationship is
all
unicorns and rainbows. She is known as someone who is first in line to
hit
the meth pipe. The story is to make him look bad like they have done
from
day one. If she wants him sober, maybe she could do the same.
Mackenzie
Standifer wife of Ryan Edwards father of Maci Bookout’s
son
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#17**
P Is For Pervert: Ahh, I miss Sue Grafton already, so why not pay a
little
tribute to her in the headline. This behind the scenes power in
Hollywood
has been a serial molester of young boys for the past couple decades.
Let's
call him "P". For the past few decades, this man has turned one client
into
dozens of some of the most powerful players in Hollywood. Back when he
first
started, this man, who we will call P, was not very shy about the way
he
molested tweens and teens. In fact, one of his A+ list clients at the
time
used to join in these sick events. That A+ list client, we will call M.
If
there is anyone who has seemingly got away with long term child
molesting
it is M. All of you know M. Most of you have probably read about his
abuse
of tweens and teens and children and adults. Most of you have read
about
his love of child porn. Most of you have read rumors of him assaulting
people
on and off sets. With the wave of publicity that is looking for these
horrible
people, both M and P have gone underground. What they used to do fairly
openly
relatively speaking, they now do mainly through online webcams. Several
decades
ago, when P was first starting out, he had a very public confrontation
with
one of his victims. It was in the parking lot outside where a very hit
network
sitcom was shot. Members of the cast and crew witnessed the
interaction.
It was a member of that cast that introduced P to his victim. Another
of
P's victims was 12 years old at the time. P lured him back to his
apartment.
Once there, he plied him with pot and booze and made him watch porn
before
molesting him. It is time for P to be exposed. It is time for others to
step
forward and pass along their stories. If you don't want to send them to
me,
then send them to that group that makes films exposing these awful
people.
P:
Jeff Ballard
M: Charlie Sheen
CLIENT
LIST
111. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/10
These actresses are on one of the biggest shows in the world right now,
but
you know how Hollywood works, lifers — one second you’re the hottest
thing on the face of the earth and the next you’re DJing in Dubai under
questionable circumstances. Sorry, Paris. Well, our actresses have
realized
that and they’ve allegedly attempted to line up a reality show for the
year after their hit television show comes to a natural end. ‘Smart
and modern business,’ a source confides. ‘It’s not as if we
have a Chris Pratt situation on our hands with these two.’
Sarah
Hyland/Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
This A list record producer who had a run at television last year in
front
of the camera was making out with a woman not his wife in front of an
elevator
at his hotel before both got in. Dr. Dre; Jimmy Iovine ("The
Defiant
Ones")
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
This older permanent A list country singer has cancer and has been
hiding
it for close to two years now. Apparently things have taken a turn for
the
worse and is not expected to live the rest of the year.
Willie
Nelson
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
I don't know what happened at home yet, but I do know that this former
A-
list tweener was molested on the set of a pay cable show in which she
had
a recurring role. She is not the only young teen to have been abused by
this
former A- list actor.
Bella
Thorne ("Big Love")
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#4**
This B- list producer/writer/artist who is married to an Academy Award
winner/nominee and got a cameo on that quirky show that celebrates
where
she lives has always made her movies so she can meet women. Not women
as
friends but women she can pressure into sleeping with her. Miranda
July/Mike
Mills (Nominated for Best Original Screenplay "20th Century Women")
("Portlandia")
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#5**
Late last summer during a hurricane, I wrote about this A list show
host
who is everywhere. I wrote about how he had paid for a certain amount
of
time with a woman and wasn't coming back early from his vacation.
Apparently
he has decided to make that a full time relationship. Must be love.
Michael
Strahan/Kayla Quick
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#6**
Ritual Killing: According to a detective in a very spectacular ritual
killing
that recently took place, the younger accused, who is a woman, is
trying
to make a deal to keep herself out of jail or at least a very light
sentence.
Apparently her story was so detailed that the FBI was called in and her
boyfriend
was put on suicide watch not so much because he might kill himself, but
so
someone will be watching him 24/7 in case someone tries to kill him.
Apparently
the woman who was murdered was being recruited to participate in a NYE
ceremony
in NYC hosted by an A+ list political family. The younger accused spent
several
days doing drugs and having sex with the woman trying to convince her
to
take part in the ceremony. When she refused, the boyfriend and
girlfriend
killed her in a Satanic ritual. Apparently the couple were supposed to
get
paid a great deal of money if they recruited a woman for the ceremony.
Bailey
Boswell/Aubrey Trail (murder of Sydney Loofe)
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#7**
This former A- list syndicated television actress turned reality star
turned
celebrity is getting paid just shy of $1M for a commercial for which
she
should have been paid scale. It is just another way she is helping a
group
of people launder money.
Pamela
Anderson
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#8**
Mourning In Her Own Way - A Web Installment: Lost in all of The Web
stories
and information that keeps coming out, is this little nugget. You have
a
former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who acted from the time she
was
a toddler until she got fired from a hit show. Why was she fired?
Repeated
heroin relapses and a definite f**k you attitude about anything to the
producers
and her fellow castmates on the show. She goes on to do what she has
always
wanted to do and that is make music. She fronts a band which is never
going
to have any hits but can sustain itself through live shows, especially
those
overseas where she is very popular. She is more popular overseas for
her
celebrity rather than her music, but hey, it sells tickets. So, she and
our
now deceased rocker meet. This is at the same time he is married and
also
hooking up with randoms including that shady escort. He starts hooking
up
with this singer/actress who has not really gone cold turkey with
drugs.
Did she share? No one knows yet. It is really doubtful that she did not
use
in front of him considering they spent quite a bit of time together
when
her band opened for him and that they were hooking up more nights than
not.
Was she sent by someone to see if she could seduce him? Seduce him with
herself
or with drugs? She does seem to miss him and has changed lyrics of a
song
to refer to him. Interesting little twist/nugget to the whole thing
going
on.
Taylor
Momsen/Chris Cornell
Taylor
Momsen ("Pretty Reckless")/Chris Cornell
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#9**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
had to have his lines read to him via ear piece for his latest movie
because
he can't memorize even a sentence any longer.
Johnny
Depp
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is a superhero is
being
cheated on by her husband who thinks the actress is too busy to notice.
Considering she has one of the best security teams on the planet, I'm
pretty
sure she knows all. Gal Gadot/Yaron Versano (Mossad)
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#11**
This former A- list tween actress who turned into an A-/B+/B list adult
actress
who can never get a television show to stick does probably have A- list
name
recognition still. She had an almost television show that looked to be
a
hit but her drug use got the show canceled after it had already been
announced
as a renewal.
Christina
Ricci ("Z: The Beginning of Everything")
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#12**
This A- list mostly television actor who is one of the bigger a-holes
around
and had a recent show canceled, dumped a girlfriend and left her solo
on
their couples vacation because she wouldn't have a threesome.
Jeremy
Piven ("Wisdom of the Crowd")
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#13**
This permanent A list singer who is also a permanent A list actress was
talking
to a couple who had given up their baby for adoption. Out of the blue
the
actress said that her A- list daughter gave up a child for adoption
after
she was assaulted by a relative. Diana Ross/Tracee Ellis Ross
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#14**
This foreign born A-/B+ list model is not really dating this A+ list
mostly
movie actor. He is back making easy money. This time he got paid close
to
$500K from a company launching a new line featuring his "girlfriend."
All
he ever has to do is take a picture in public with the "girlfriend" and
then
he gets paid.
Rosie
Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham
("Rosie
for Autograph" Marks & Spencer)
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#15**
This barely a celebrity offspring of barely celebrity fancies herself a
model.
It is pretty tough to work though if you need to get a fix every three
hours.
She would rather stay home than do anything. Amelia or Delilah
Hamlin
(Lisa Rinna)
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#16**
This foreign born still a teen A+ list celebrity in her own country who
is
probably A- listish here should watch out for her boyfriend. He is
doing
everything possible to marry her without a prenup or get her pregnant.
He
wants that family money.
Bindi
Irwin/Chandler Powell
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#17**
A Life Destroyed: This actress is far more famous now, than she ever
was
while alive. At her peak, she might have been a B- lister on a very
generous
day. She was an actress full of promise and full of life, but a series
of
men destroyed her before finally killing her. We will call her A. It
started
on a show I wrote about earlier today. She was booked to be a recurring
for
most of a season but only ended up filming a few episodes of the pay
cable
show. Apparently she was abruptly terminated when she complained about
the
way she was being treated. She told a fellow actress on the set who had
been
there since day one and was on the show through the run, that this A-
list
actor forced A to perform oral sex on him. She told the other actress
that
she felt like she had no choice. Two hours later the actor was forcing
her
to have sex with him. She called her agent who apparently called
someone.
The next thing you know the actress is fired from the show. For a few
years
she didn't get any paid work after she complained. She knew that
because
she complained she was blackballed. When she finally had the
opportunity
to land a part in a big movie and the director wanted to have sex with
her
first, she agreed. She just assumed this was how it was going to be
until
she was a big enough star to say no. She had sex with the director
every
day for two weeks in return for what she thought was going to be a
fairly
decent speaking role. It probably would have but she got caught by the
director
kissing this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was on the
film.
A was really into the actor and liked him a lot. The director didn't
like
this at all and cut her from every scene she was in as retaliation.
Because
the A- list actor liked our actress he made sure she got an invitation
to
a big award show. At the award show, the director treated her like
crap.
He made her cry. She started drinking heavily and was not in control of
herself
when she was raped at the event. The A- list actor heard about it and
got
her into a cab to the hospital but he never spoke to her again. Think
things
couldn't get worse? This foreign born A list movie actor who likes to
direct
too traded sex for a part with her. He made her also have sex with
another
woman in front of him and was going to give the bigger part to the
woman
he thought did a better job. The other actress won the larger role.
During
the filming of this movie, our actress began to drink more and also to
start
using drugs. During the filming of the movie, she started talking about
the
experiences she had endured. She started talking about being raped and
started
naming names. One of the people she told was this A- list mostly movie
actress
who would rather be a singer. That actress told some people at an
organization
who then used that knowledge to try and blackmail the rapist. That
actress
and A started working together on a new movie and A started telling her
more
and more details about the men in the industry and what they did to
her.
One of those men killed our actress. All the other stories are just
cover.
One of those men didn't want his secrets to be exposed because A was
not
his only victim.
A:
Misty
Upham
Show:
"Big Love"
A list actor: Bill Paxton
Actresses on show: Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloë Sevigny, Ginnifer Goodwin
or Grace Zabriskie
Big
movie: "Django Unchained" (Minnie (uncredited))
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Foreign born A- list mostly movie actor: Christoph Waltz
Awards show:
Golden
Globes
Foreign born A list movie actor who likes to direct:
A list actress:
Juliette
Lewis (Scientology)
Man who didn’t want secrets exposed: Harvey Weinstein
129.
POPBITCH
01/11
Which of this year's BAFTA nominees was so terrified that he'd caught a
dose
from a holiday romance, he scrubbed his dick down with brandy in the
hopes
it would kill off any infection?
Hugh
Grant ("Paddington 2")
130. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/11
We told you about Goldberg’s illustrious return to the WWE after over
ten years away and here we are again with another similar scoop –
we’ve received word about another wrestling legend – not Goldberg
– returning to the ring after some time in retirement. ‘It’s
not a sure thing yet,’ our WWE source tells us, ‘but there’s
definitely been overtures and interest.’
The
Undertaker
and the WWE
131. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/11
Ronan Farrow Working On New Sexual Abuser Story For The New Yorker:
EXCLUSIVE!
Ronan and The New York Times are both working on a MASSIVE new sexual
abuser
story. They are both calling sources and employees at CBS to break the
story
on one of the biggest names. The person they are investigating is as
big
as Harvey Weinstein!! THIS IS GOING TO SHOCK THE INDUSTRY!!!
Les
Moonves (CBS)
132. MR.
X 01/11/18
If you think that actor who recently won a big award is in trouble now,
he's
in for a rude awakening. Several men are ready to come forward with
their
accusations of sexual assault, sexual harassment, and even videotaping
a
sexual encounter. He won't be able to laugh off these allegations. James
Franco
133. HIMMMM
01/11
It has been rumored before, but this A+ list mostly movie actor has
decided
to retire from his superhero role after this forthcoming movie. He says
it's
getting stale, and there's other pursuits he wants to work on while he
still
can. He will announce it this Spring before the movie is released. He
and
his team are still trying to figure out how to tell the studio this
weekend.
They will freak out over it.
Robert
Downey Jr. (Tony Stark/Iron Man)
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
has a new movie coming out but the studio are dragging their heels
promoting
it. Is it great? No, but the rough cut I saw I really thought had
possibilities.
So, why the slow walk by the studio? The star of the movie turned down
the
advances of the person who has the money to spend.
Taraji
P. Henson ("Proud Mary")
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
and was the breaker of some very newsworthy news this week hung out
after
the conclusion of a smaller awards show this week to offer advice and
encouragement to a young female college student and aspiring
writer/director,
even though the actress was being besieged by her people because the
actress
was late for a Q&A of her current nominated film.
Jessica
Chastain (Michelle Williams getting paid less than Mark Wahlberg for
"All
the Money in the World" reshoots)
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
Why did this beloved A/A- list mostly television actress walk away from
a
very popular network show that has several other spinoffs? No
explanation
from her was ever given, but apparently she had a huge opioid
addiction.
Being on a set every day for long stretches just gave her too much
opportunity
to keep taking them. She said she needed a change and several months of
rehab
and then outpatient treatment. She is finally at a point where she is
working
again, but she says never television again. It has too many triggers. Marg
Helgenberger ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation")
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
Apparently on more than one occasion, this A list mostly movie actor
forced
himself on this former back in the day A list mostly movie actress who
has
not acted in some time. One of the times was witnessed by someone who
walked
in on the pair in his dressing room. The actress was topless and on her
knees
and as soon as the door opened, the actress made a break for it as fast
as
she could. The actor laughed it off.
James
Franco/Ally Sheedy
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
This B/B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring
with
not much acting talent, but does have some singing talent and appears
on
a hit network show is losing her hair. Apparently the drugs she takes
and
the frequent colorings to her hair are causing the issue.
Rumer
Willis ("Empire")
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#6**
There are several people who witnessed this disgraced A list producer
making
out and groping an actress at party. I think we all could kind of guess
that
part. The actress was in a state of undress. The producer was married
and
his wife was pregnant. The host of this particular party was this
permanent
A++++ list celebrity who everyone knows in every corner of the world.
Despite
witnessing what was happening and calling out the producer, the A++++
lister
invited the producer to a party the next month where he basically did
the
same thing again with an entirely different actress. Never uttered a
peep
about it to anyone.
Oprah
(Harvey
Weinstein)
(British
actress Kadian Noble one of several women suing Harvey
Weinstein)
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#7**
Banned: This former A+ list mostly movie actor was once the most well
known
actor on the planet. I feel like he has basically looked the same
throughout
his three plus decades of acting. He has long had some crazy rumors
written
about him. I mean crazy. Probably the craziest rumor you ever heard
about
a celebrity when you were growing up. I'm sure someone in the comments
will
know what it was. Anyway, our actor has been banned from a country he
has
visited dozens of times because there have been multiple complaints
that
on his visits he has molested and/or raped many of the young
girls/tweens
who are the household staff. Several have become pregnant and others
have
been traumatized. Even though, they don't really have a voice in that
society,
there were enough complaints from them and their family to have
something
done about the actor. He has some very powerful friends in that
country,
including ones known all over the world. At least one of those friends
is
in the top 10 richest people in the world who has been known to do the
same
thing to his household staff. The thing is, he just kills them if they
complain
and nothing is done. The government is in his pocket.
Actor: Richard Gere
Rumor:
gerbil
lodged in his rectum
Country:
India
Friends:
Dalai
Lama;
Larry
Ellison ("Oracle Corporation")
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#8**
So our favorite former A list teen actor who we will call A has a good
friend
who is a B- list do anything actor who is a celebrity offspring of a
celebrity
offspring and was given an important role in a movie which is supposed
to
highlight what our teen actor has gone through in his life. We shall
call
this double celebrity offspring B. B is really feeling the heat from
the
public this week. It turns out that someone (C) accused of doing
something
awful to A's best friend back in the day is buddy buddy with B. That
has
to be awkward. "You know A, I know that C made your life miserable and
raped
your friend, but I'm friends with him." To make things worse, B and C
have
been spotted flashing the same sign that A and his best friend used to
do
back in the day. C was the person who revealed his friendship with B.
Is
it for publicity? Probably. Did A have a part in it? Who knows at this
point
because A gets more shady by the day. C is a convicted rapist who has
been
publicly exposed in the past. My best guess is that C is calling out
the
crap that A is spinning and that B is in on it. I think A needs to
watch
what he does very carefully. People are learning he is not who he seems
but
just a guy out to make a buck. Maybe that is why all his recent
co-workers
in that musical project have been speaking out.
(A) former A list teen actor:
Corey
Feldman
(B) double celebrity offspring:
Keith
Coogan (grandfather: Jackie Coogan; mother: Leslie Diane Coogan
Mitchell)
(played Marty Weiss in "A Tale of Two Coreys"
(C) accused of doing something awful to A's best friend:
Marty
Weiss (Corey Haim)
(conviction)
Movie:
"A
Tale of Two Coreys"
Musical project:
former
band members after he canceled his tour
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#9**
This former A- list tweener actress turned adult singer/bad actress is
holding
back her big guns. That would be calling out the man her mom dated who
used
to rape the actress when she was a tween. The actress says her mom knew
and
did nothing.
Selena
Gomez/Mandy Teefey
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actress all of you know who were reading
gossip
a decade ago because she was EVERYWHERE, forgot to mention a couple of
things
about her recent breakup. Yes, her actor boyfriend cheated. What did
she
do when she found out? This is so her. Oh, how I have missed this. She
woke
him up one night by sharpening a knife at their bedside. He was gone
the
next day.
Anne
Heche/James Tupper
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#11**
This closeted A- list reality star has several daughters. At least two
of
the boyfriends of the daughters say the reality star has hit on them or
groped
them or walked in on them while they were changing clothes.
Todd
Chrisley ("Chrisley Knows Best")
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#12**
This permanent A list singer who has done a lot more "singing" the past
few
years rather any actual singing says the first time she had sex was
with
this other permanent A list singer/wannabe actor and that it was not
consensual.
She also says that when she had sex with this A+ list mostly movie
actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee he slipped her some kind of drug
and
she doesn't remember much of the encounter. She won't call it rape, but
when
she was describing it, she says she wasn't aware of anything until
after.
Britney
Spears/Justin Timberlake/Ben Affleck
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#13**
This B list do anything actor shared a recent personal event that
happened
in his past. Interesting that he forgot to mention anything about the
abuse
he committed against his much more famous ex. I doubt she has
forgotten.
Johnathon
Schaech (molested by director Franco Zeffirelli)
(Christina
Applegate)
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#14**
Do you remember a few weeks ago I wrote about this A list celebrity
with
A++ list political connections who was meeting several times a week
with
the wife of an A+++ list criminal. Yeah, well it turns out there is
some
money laundering going on which our A list celebrity has been
coordinating.
This is going to blow up and look so bad. I guarantee someone will be
able
to piece together some way that a percentage of the money taken as a
fee
for laundering is supporting terrorists or something akin to it.
Huma
Abedin (Hillary Clinton email investigation)/Anthony Weiner (Spousal
Testimony
Privilege)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#15**
Back On Drugs And Back Being An A-Hole: So, for the day at least, lets
get
away from the dark and macabre and enjoy a real Hollywood jerk acting
like
a jerk and taking every chance possible to be the biggest jerk in jerk
town.
He is A list. You know what? Actually let us make him A+ list. It is
very
possible he could win some Oscars this year. Not for anything in front
of
the camera, but behind. For someone who is behind the camera, all of
you
know him anyway, so that shows just how A list he is. He has been on an
award
show binge this winter. To every show he has brought a different escort
or
stripper. He has a loooooooong history with escorts and hookers and
strippers.
Anyway, at a recent event he introduced the woman he brought as, "My
b**ch
for the night." At about award show number four with different bottle
blonde
escort someone asked if he ever dated anyone of color. He said, "If
they
are not pale white, I am not touching that s**t." There was the award
show
where one of the women dared to speak and he said the only speaking she
was
allowed to do was in bed and if he had wanted someone smart he would
have
stayed home and masturbated. He is back on drugs in a big way and is
doing
all kinds of coke and pills. He has been sweaty and messy and is not
doing
his movie any favors. It shocks me that his lead actress would work
with
him. It shocks me she still smiles and takes pictures with him every
night
at these award shows knowing what she knows. I would think she at least
would
skip some of these events. Catch a cold or pneumonia or something. I
know
he makes her skin crawl. No one says anything to this guy.
Aaron
Sorkin
("Molly’s Game")/Jessica Chastain
149. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/12
This Hollywood nanny has worked for some of the biggest celebrities in
the
world, but she describes the high-profile children of this A list
couple
as by far the worst she’s ever looked after. "Entitled, spoilt and
rude,"
says the nanny, who claims most celebrity kids are usually – to our
surprise – quite good. She predicts these kids to grow into "just the
worst" adults. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
This foreign born flash in the pan one named A list singer who still
has
A list name recognition because of that name spent a lot of time out of
the
country working on a reality show. Lets just say he loved that the age
of
consent in the country was 16 and that his very rich girlfriend at the
time
paid them off if something went wrong.
Seal
("The Voice"/Australia)/Erica Packer (James Packer’s ex)
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is hiding
out
in the US because she stole a painting from one of her clients. Now she
is
hoping another client will pay off the victim client so she can go back
overseas
and make some money.
Lindsay
Lohan
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
The long hidden secret daughter of this permanent A list singer who is
not
the most famous person in her family is talking. She doesn't know she
is
talking, but she is. All of that information she knows about everyone
in
the family and the incest and the molestation is all going to come out.
The
guy she thinks loves her might love her, but he is also writing a book
and
just hired an investigator to follow up on some of the tips. Janet
Jackson
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
Our favorite B+ list closeted actor from that defunct network ensemble
show
should know the show he is promoting would have paid for that recent
story
about him and his beard. Instead, the actor paid for it out of his own
pocket.
The problem is that he completely screwed up his dating timeline and
couldn't
answer basic questions about the relationship. Did you see him run away
from
his beard at one point on the Golden Globes red carpet when she tried
to
bring him into an interview. He literally ran.
Darren
Criss ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story")
(Mia
Swier)
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#5**
This married part time reality star/celebrity/former porn star who is
still
living off the porn he made with that A+ lister has been trying his
hardest
to get the arch nemesis of the A+ lister to make a porn with him.
Ray J
(Kim
Kardashian)/Blac Chyna
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#6**
This tabloid/website/show has made it very clear it is going to side
with
men whenever possible in this Time'sUp battle. They have gone out of
their
way to defend studios and men and taking any chance they can to poke
holes
in any women's story. TMZ
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#7**
Our A+ list mogul has laid down the law. He has so much dirt on a
certain
producer that she can't even say one bad thing about the A list
director
who is a few weeks away from having his world come crashing down. The
producer
has no problems trashing this other A list director who has already
fallen
from grace. She is selling her soul to the mogul. Eventually it will
come
back to haunt her.
A+
mogul: David Geffen
Producer: Lauren Shuler Donner
A list director: Brett Ratner
Other A list director: Bryan Singer
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#8**
This half of a brotherly duo in film likes to pretend he grew up very
poor.
He is rebooting one of the more famous movies of the past three
decades.
A movie that made the career of this A+ lister. This producer/writer
has
cheated on all of his girlfriends because of his obsession with happy
ending
massage parlors. It is a rare day when he doesn't go to one. When he
was
in college he used to always try and pressure women to orally service
him.
One of his big breaks was when this foreign born A- list mostly movie
actor
agreed to star in his movie. That actor was subject to a daily torrent
of
abuse and demeaning language from the producer/writer who physically
and
mentally broke down the actor.
Half
of brotherly duo: Josh Safdie (Benny)
Reboot/A+ lister: ("48 Hours")/Eddie Murphy
College: Boston University
Big break movie: "Good Time"
Foreign born A- list actor:
Robert
Pattinson (asked to masturbate a dog, but refused)
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actor is probably not expecting the lawsuit
headed
his way. Oh sure, he thinks a woman might file one but what about that
guy
he raped a few years back who had to go to the hospital? Yeah, I bet he
thought
that guy was out of the picture. Nope. Not even close. James
Franco
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#10**
The head of this network is about to go crashing down in a ball of
flames.
The things he has done to employees and actresses who work for the
network
is mind blowing. Les Moonves (CBS) (six months later they came out)
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#11**
This B+ list rapper who dates the one named A- list singer makes her
pay
for all the coke they use. Considering he uses about ten times what she
does,
that seems like an uncool thing.
G-Eazy/Halsey
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#12**
Look for this former A- list celebrity/pitchman to get sprung from jail
early.
Apparently he has some celebrity names to exchange for his freedom who
were
recipients of the child porn videos he made. One of those celebrities
is
a former A- list politician who is already in jail. That A- lister in
turn
is willing to name names which are a whole lot bigger than him.
Jared
Fogle ("Subway")/Anthony Weiner
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#13**
This A/A+ list height challenged actor is up for a new role he wants
very
much. The thing is though, the foot fetish director would rather have
someone
who is not going to get high and mighty if there is sex on the set
because
it is what our director lives for.
Tom
Cruise/Quentin Tarantino (Charles Manson murders)
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#14**
This former A list athlete has been cheating on his actress/model wife.
Things
do not look good for the married couple's future.
Andy
Roddick/Brooklyn Decker
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#15**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
is acting as cover for her A list ex who is about to be accused of some
heinous
behavior. He thinks it will look better if he is still dating the
actress
and she can say nice things about him. Probably won't be with a
straight
face.
Jennifer
Lawrence/Darren Aronofsky
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#16**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network
show
seems to have amnesia about the time she hooked up with this former A++
list
politician. Her memory only seems to work well when it is advantageous
to
her. Rose McGowan ("Charmed")/Bill Clinton
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#17**
Someone Help Me: If you were just barely a teen and were on a film set
a
long way from home, things would be tough. If your boss, a permanent A+
lister
sent away your minder every night so he could tuck you in, you too
would
still wake up screaming in the middle of the night two decades later.
Such
is the fate of this former child actress who was in one of the biggest
movies
of all time. She says it started one night when she was on set and the
A+
lister said he wanted to go over a few lines with her that night after
dinner.
He came to her hotel room and sent away the person in charge of
watching
over her. From that night, for the next month, she was molested and
assaulted
and forced to do things she has never done since even with her new
husband.
The A+ lister took away her childhood and her teen years. He took away
every
happy memory she had prior to that date and made every day the worst.
She
has undergone years and years of therapy. She refuses to talk about the
film
to anyone because she breaks down in tears. She will never join in any
tribute
to the A+ lister because of what he did to her. When she needed to
scream
and shake in the movie, she had no problems with motivation. She would
just
think about the night before. Ariana Richards (Lex/"Jurassic
Park")/Steven
Spielberg
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
In a way it is really nice of this athletic/entertainment company to
let
this performer save face by giving an excuse for leaving the company.
On
the other hand, maybe if they announced the performer failed another
drug
test it would help the performer get the help they need.
Paige
(WWE)
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
This foreign born former A+ list athlete was considered the greatest
British
soccer player of his time. When he was in his mid 30's, on a tour of
the
US, he and a friend raped a 15 year old in a hotel room.
George
Best
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
This long running FX show which recently switched channels might have
set
the record for most behind the scenes settlements with actresses and
crew
that has ever been recorded. One person told me that right before she
quit,
one of the actors came up to her and asked how come she had not"blown
him"
yet and they should go to his trailer and change that. She proceeded to
kick
him in the balls and enjoyed watching him bend over in pain. "It's
Always
Sunny in Philadelphia"
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress is on a very very hit almost
television
show. At an award show this week, she was even more desperately thin
than
the last time I saw her. She didn't eat anything but a crouton and
seems
to be living entirely on water and cocaine.
Natalia
Dyer ("Stranger Things")
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
This foreign born still very much a not legal teenage B+ list mostly
television
actress has been hooking up with a late 20's actor she met at an award
show
in December. Her parents don't seem to care because the A- list actor
they
think would be good for her career. Her parents are the worst.
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is older and an
Academy
Award winner was probably grateful for a recent celebrity death. She
stayed
quiet until the end about what the actor did to her when she was
younger.
I had really been hoping considering his year in 2017 that she might
have
left a note behind. I guess it was not to be.
Christopher
Plummer/Heather Menzies-Urich (Louisa von Trapp "The Sound of
Music")
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#7**
After having zero celebrities wear her line at the Golden Globes, this
designer
was hoping a divorce news release would change things for the Oscars.
You
know, it might if she was actually getting divorced. Right now it is
still
just a news release and an agreement but no actual divorce. Things are
dire
for the designer and that NYFW show is in jeopardy.
Georgina
Chapman (Harvey Weinstein)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
This former A list teen actor has been reduced to having people film
drugged
hostage type like videos to find people to support him.
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#9**
Trafficking: Want to traffic tweens and teens? Need a great cover?
Well,
this A list mostly movie actor and his very rich friend seem to have
figured
out the perfect way. Use a charity to disguise all your movements. That
very
rich friend has the A lister wrapped around her finger because she has
provided
him with those barely legal Eastern European women for well over a
decade.
Yes, while he was married too. The very rich friend has lots and lots
of
connections in Eastern Europe. Those teens and barely legal women get
sent
on "humanitarian missions" to this Caribbean country. Then, with the
help
of friendly government officials in the Caribbean country are given
passports
from that country and birth certificates. Then, using a special program
they
get to visit the US. Of course those visits are really just a way to
sell
them off to the highest bidders which invariably are sex traffickers.
Meanwhile,
that same Caribbean country rounds up orphans from their own country
and
ships them off to that Eastern European country where they are then
sent
throughout Europe and the Middle East where they end up working as
slaves
and sex workers for years and years.
A list actor: Sean Penn (Robin Wright)
Very rich friend:
Charity:
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress recently found out that her parents
allowed
a photographer to take naked photos of her when she was about 10 just
so
a family member could land a really big part in a movie.
Tatum
O'Neal (Ryan O’Neal "Paper Moon")
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
had
a piece of luggage containing about $5M when he landed overseas. I'm
guessing
he didn't declare that money before he left the US.
Leonardo
DiCaprio (Marrakesh E-Prix in Morocco)
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly television actor who played the same
character
for well over a decade was given an interesting present for Christmas.
Apparently
she hired several women to come spank the actor for a few hours. Kelsey
Grammer (Dr. Frasier Crane); Chris Noth (Mr. Big); Christopher Meloni
(Elliot
Stabler)/gift from Mariska Hargitay; John Stamos (Jesse Katsopolis)
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#4**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been trying to
reach
out to the former vampire movie actress. She thinks if they hook up it
would
be great publicity for both of them.
Lindsay
Lohan/Kristen Stewart
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#5**
This A- list mostly television actress who will be making Hallmark
movies
until the end of time when her current network hit goes off the air was
all
over this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who already has a
girlfriend
and a wife.
Sarah
Hyland ("Modern Family")/Ewan McGregory ("Critics' Choice
Awards")
181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#6**This B- list take what she can actress is only that high because of her stunt last week. This week was probably her best week yachting wise in years. Oh, and then there was the pap she orally serviced in exchange for taking photos of her. She really wants a reality show. Probably not going to happen. Blanca Blanco (wore red to the Golden Globes)
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#7**
The Church's New Investment: Apparently The Church is finding it more
difficult
to bring in children the way they have in the past. That elusive head
of
the Church has donated tens of millions of dollars to research against
diseases,
many of which adversely affect third world countries. It was during
this
process of trying to eradicate a disease that one of the scientists
created
a pathogen which can kill swiftly and effectively. When the head of The
Church
heard about it, he agreed to test it on a village in a country that was
friendly
to bribes. It worked really well. It killed an astonishing number of
people
which were mainly adults. The children of the adults were 30-40 miles
distant
at a boarding school. Now, with no parents, they needed to be adopted.
The
Church, along with more bribes to the government had a great way to get
large
numbers of children quickly. With that success, they decided to try it
again,
but this time, the villagers didn't stay in place as they had before
and
some traveled to a neighboring village. The next thing you know, it has
now
started spreading to different countries and killing people faster than
they
can create cover stories. Look for them to spread the rumor it is an
Ebola
outbreak to give themselves a chance to destroy the evidence of what
they
did. It wouldn't shock me if they come forward with a cure and make
hundreds
of millions of dollars. That might bring too much publicity for them
though.
Even they would have tough time watching thousands of people die though
wouldn't
they?
Global
Health in The Division of Infectious Diseases/David Geffen School of
Medicine
at UCLA
Madagascar
plague November 2017
Uganda
plague January 2018
183. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/15
You will struggle to believe this one is true, but I’ve definitely seen
the receipts. This iconic A list personality, who could definitely be
described
as an enigma, has to enter an elevator to get to their regular place of
work.
Nothing out of the ordinary about that, right? "Nobody else is allowed
in
the elevator ever," says the source. "No one. Ever. Not even [name
omitted]’s security or team." "Maybe [name omitted]’s got a fetish,"
jokes another.
Howard
Stern
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#1**
This Housewife with multiple shows is hiding from her husband the fact
that
she owes a ton of money to a casino on a line of credit. I guess he
will
find out when they get sued for the $500K. Oh, and they don't have that
kind
of money.
Kim
Zolciak-Biermann
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
This former A+ list singer/television actress/reality star/stage star
who
is now just a one named celebrity hoping someone makes a Whitney biopic
is
so heavily medicated that at times it seems she can barely function.
Half
of the meds seem to be her own doing. She could use some professional
help.
Brandy
Norwood
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
This in the news again convicted child molester who is always talked
about
by this former teen A list mostly movie actor is back in show business.
No,
not in Los Angeles, but he is pulling a Lou Pearlman over in the
Philippines.
He has running auditions for teen and tween boy bands and is molesting
and
raping dozens. He is evil. Corey Feldman/Marty Weiss
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
This one named former infamous reality star all of you know would kill
her
significant other if he cheated on her but she is hooking up daily with
a
potential investor in one of her bound to fail get rich quick schemes.
Coco/Ice-T
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#5**
The Web: The people behind the widow with all of the money have hired a
bot
farm. All they do is create new Instagram accounts and immediately
respond
to anything negative written about the widow or any of the truth people
are
revealing every day about the situation. There are hundreds of these
accounts.
People report them, but nothing is being done because that A+ lister
has
a whole lot of dirt on the person ultimately in power there.
Widow: Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
A+ lister: David Geffen
Person ultimately in power: Mark Zuckerman
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#6**
This whole Time's Up effort is great, but one of the male leaders of
the
movement who mainly took a leadership position to cover for wrong
doings
and was closeted for many years continues to use all of that power he
wields
for ill gains. There is not any teen or young 20's man he runs into
that
he doesn't try and coerce into having sex with him for a part or a
promise
of a part. It is interesting that no one will ever dare call him out,
including
the women who organized the movement. They let him do what he has
always
done. Oh, and this is not Geffen.
Bryan
Lourd
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#7**
The Church's Money: Why would a church way out in the middle of nowhere
America
be spending so much time in Africa? Yesterday I told you about an
experiment
that has gone horribly wrong. I also told you about the bribes they
have
been paying to try and keep everything quiet and to also pay off
government
leaders in those countries for allowing their citizens to be used in an
awful
drug experiment and killed. Where is all the money coming from. Yes,
the
leader is very rich, but apparently he is not using just his money for
all
of this. It was his money that he donated to various causes that led to
the
discovery of the pathogen but that was incidental to the cause he was
funding.
Where is the church getting all of this money? Apparently that is
another
reason they are in Africa. Several years ago they learned about the
presence
of a "map." I call it a map but it was just a sheet of laminated paper.
On
that paper were the names of apartment buildings and apartment numbers.
These
apartments were scattered across almost every country in Africa. Where
was
this sheet of paper located? Libya. It was the treasure that Gaddafi
had
stolen from his own country and also all of the ill gotten gains he
collected
for being the pimp to every bad desire everyone had ever wanted
fulfilled.
If you go back a few years, I wrote about one of those horrible
fantasies
and the members of Hollywood involved. After the fall of Libya in 2011,
no
one could find his money. They found some, but not the assumed billion
or
two he must have had stashed away. One of the lovers of one of his sons
had
the list but no one could find her. It turns out that this lover had a
part
in one of the blinds from earlier this week. After the divorce from her
husband,
she took up with one of the sons and he helped finance her lifestyle.
Yes,
she was and is very rich, but the son had much more money and he had
access
to all of the leaders in Africa and all that money to be made from gems
and
oil. At some point she acquired that list. Some say she acquired that
list
in 2012. What else happened in Libya in 2012? Yeah. For the past six
years,
The Church has methodically gone to these apartments and found boxes
and
boxes of cash. Literally rooms filled to the top with boxes of cash.
That
is a whole lot of money to move even with their connections. They then
stumbled
upon an idea that until recently has worked very well for them. They
loaded
cash in boxes belonging to a relief organization that has operations in
every
country of the world including the US. Those boxes are never checked.
What
a wonderful way to move the money all over the world. Recently,
however,
in a raid by a country that actually can't be bribed police found some
of
the boxes being readied for shipment. One could hope this would throw a
spotlight
on to the operation, but they just have so many friends in so many
places,
it is going to be tough.
191. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/16
Apparently this former A list starlet pitched a news publication an
article
in which she detailed the sexual abuse she experienced over the years,
pointing
fingers at prominent directors, actors and producers, but publishing it
would
have meant a world of problems for the media source and apparently they
couldn’t find many people to substantiate the allegations. I hear it
was juicy, though. Anna Kendrick
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#1**
This former A- list celebrity with a look that was unique to everyone
and
made you instantly recognize her recently took a trip to visit the
disgraced
producer and slept with him. She has always been an ardent supporter. Dita
Von Teese/Harvey Weinstein
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#2**
This A list singer who is hoping for an Oscar next year and won't get
it
is still on tour. The promoters have been given huge incentives to
fudge
all the box office numbers and have been giving away several thousand
free
tickets to each show just to make it look close to filled.
Lady
Gaga ("A Star Is Born")
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#3**
This closeted NFL player and his "girlfriends" never confirm he is
dating
anyone whether male or female but his new thirsty contracted
"girlfriend"
wants everyone to know they are dating. She smells new sponsorship
money.
Aaron
Rodgers/Danica Patrick
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#4**
I wrote last week about this permanent A/A- list mostly movie actress
at
the Golden Globes last week and her randomly hitting on people in a
very
aggressive manner. Well, last night at an award show after party, the
actress
who said she was not going to date anyone could not stop making out
with
a man she met last week who is a married A list showrunner. Oh, and
when
I say making out, I am being really conservative. I guarantee you
people
who saw them thought they were going to have sex right there.
Halle
Berry (49th NAACP Image Awards)/Kenya Barris ("Black-ish")
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#5**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who is a horrible
actress
turned reality star has been gobbling down amphetamine pills to make
her
lose weight. She thinks there is money to be made from companies if she
says
she lost weight because of the products of a weight loss company.
Tori
Spelling
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#6**
In a desperate attempt to get higher ratings for this lagging
franchise,
the ex-wife of an A++ lister has been offered three times the salary of
anyone
else in any of the cities of this franchise to join the show.
Marla
Maples
(attended
Bobby Zarin’s funeral "Real Housewives of New York City")
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#7**
This channel specializes in Christmas movies. There is a town where
they
shoot a great number of those movies. That town is basically owned by
two
people regardless of what the name on the front of those mom and pop
stores
says. It is one of the biggest money laundering cities in the world. It
is
also one of the reasons they are so welcoming to movie people. It is a
way
for them to look legit. The channel loves it because the town charges
no
fees and has no red tape.
Hallmark
(Langley, British Columbia, Canada)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#8**
Counting Down To 27: If you can actually sit down and talk to this
former
tweener turned adult actress/singer she will come straight out and tell
you
that she is counting down the days until she is 27. She will tell you
that
she thinks she will be a member of the 27 club. The last several years
have
been a mess for her. She has tried to kill herself multiple times. She
had
a long time boyfriend who passed her around like a party favor while
keeping
her hooked on drugs the entire time. The thing is he rarely ever had
sex
with her because he has performance issues so would send her out to
have
sex with others or make her have sex with men and women in front of
her.
From an early age she was molested and saw nothing wrong with the
behavior
of the long time boyfriend. With the help of two friends she managed to
pull
away for awhile but the guys she would date would end up being verbally
abusive
or just have sex with her and toss her to the curb. Her drug use
spiraled
out of control at one point to near death. She managed to pull herself
back
from the brink and was clean and sober for a few months. She has been
sexually
abused by directors and producers and recording stars and record
producers.
She is being controlled and manipulated every second of her life. She
wants
it all to end. The thing is though, she is so focused on celebrity and
being
famous that she is literally holding out as long as she can in order to
kill
herself when she is 27.
Demi
Lovato (and she almost did do it, but a year earlier than
planned)
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#9**
This foreign born A++ list celebrity probably can't back out without
looking
foolish, but a lot more people are whispering about the past of his
significant
other. One thing that is very noticeable is at a recent event, the
significant
other worked hard to get the attention on herself rather than him.
Further,
there were only about 20 people who showed up and the year previous
with
that first couple in attendance the number was about ten times higher.
Prince
Harry/Meghan Markle/Prince William/Princess Kate
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#10**
Island Update: I seriously want to know why this guy is not in jail.
This
weekend the guy who owns The Island transported a bunch of porn stars
across
the country that he passed around like favors at two big parties.
Included
in that group of porn stars were some from the local area down there.
The
local ones were legal but they brought friends who were not. This was
one
big orgy and the owner was laughing it up with guys from countries all
over
the world and making deals. Earlier today, those young ones and a
couple
of the very young looking porn stars ended up taking a flight to his
island
with three big arms dealers and the owner.
Jeffrey
Epstein
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#11**
This next big thing Australian director who has a very big movie he is
helming
is worried people are going to discover the past of his new wife. Nice
and
juicy. She was a very $pecial friend of that always drunk foreign born
A
list mostly movie actor and also that foreign born former A list mostly
television actor who had a very long running hit network show and is
married.
There were many many others but none quite as famous.
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#12**
This foreign born former A list mostly television actor is beloved for
that
network role of his that he did for years. He has done a movie
franchise
or two and is out promoting a new limited series. The person he is
promoting
it with is an A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost
network
show. She was in a relationship when the pair hooked up. She still is.
He
was not at the time but is now. The joint appearances are so awkward
especially
because her boyfriend is now glued to her side.
Foreign born A list television actor:
Taylor
Kitsch
Network role: Tim Riggins "Friday Night Lights"
Franchises: "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"/"True Detective"
New limited series:
"Waco"
A- list television actress/boyfriend:
Melissa
Benoist/Chris
Wood
Hit almost network show: "Supergirl"
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#13**
So, back in the day this singer was A list. His group was A list. He
did
that rock star thing and dated an at the time A list mostly television
actress.
All of you know her. He then moved on to her best friend who was at the
time
an A list mostly television actress. All of you know her. Apparently
the
couple broke up because he kept comparing the sex between the two
friends
and which one would do certain things and which didn't. Apparently he
kept
wanting a threesome with them both too.
Adam
Duritz
("Counting Crows")/Jennifer Aniston/Courteney Cox
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#14**
This A list actor is probably permanently A list now. He is also a huge
a-hole
and has been for going on pretty much his entire career. I'm not quite
sure
how his current wife deals with his a-holery. Probably drinks a lot. Of
course
she was incredibly thirsty so that might have overcome her distaste.
Anyway,
he is the one I am most excited to see go down which will be happening
any
time. All of his words/defenses are going to come back to haunt him.
Alec
Baldwin (Hilaria) (criticizes public 'renunciation' of Woody Allen as
'unfair')
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#15**
This A- list reality star with a side gig didn't even tell her most
recent
"boyfriend" that she likes women. He thought she was just taking things
super
slow. I think she stayed quiet this time because the boss of the family
wanted
it to look more like a real boyfriend and not a one night date thing
that
never goes to a second date.
Kendall
Jenner/Blake Griffin
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#16**
This wannabe A list talk show host has some clauses in her contract
that
let her pass on things her colleagues can't. She has no interest in
being
away from home for several weeks so she took a pass. Plus, she knows if
anything
happens, she will be in line to be a much bigger star and make her
mark.
Megyn
Kelly
(Winter Olympics)
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#17**
Bloody Director: This A list director has not been seen very much at
all
over the past few months. His name has been in the news a lot, but
appearances
have been few and far between. I think what happened in the last week
or
two is going to drive him even deeper underground. Several months ago
our
director was overseas. While there he did what he always does. He had
sex
with a bunch of guys and didn't really ask how old they were. One of
the
boys he had sex with was way underage. Like 14 or 15. Apparently the
director
met him at some club where you are supposed to be older. There is CCTV
footage
of the director and the boy at the bar and then at a table and then
making
out in a hallway outside a restroom and then in a VIP room at the club
and
then the two taking turns orally satisfying each other in this VIP
room.
The CCTV footage then shows the pair leaving the club together and
getting
in a car. Four hours later the boy showed up at a hospital with a
smashed
face and broken jaw. Apparently the work of the director. Apparently
the
boy is a relative of someone who knows a lot of things about a lot of
people
all over the world and made possible a lot of people all over the world
knowing
a lot of things that were secret. That relative did what he did best
and
hacked into the CCTV system at the club and outside the club and even
street
CCTV cameras to trace the path of the car carrying the director and the
boy.
He then e-mailed the director what he had found and said he was going
after
the director full force. The director freaked out and went into hiding
for
a few days before emerging for a week or so. He then went into hiding
and
has not really been seen. Shortly before the holidays, the director was
confronted by the relative right outside the home of the director. The
director
bolted inside his home and locked the door. Within a few minutes of
that,
the director received an e-mail which contained the same CCTV footage
as
well as hundreds of photos and videos of the director and his friends
naked
and having sex with boys and teens and legal teens. It was a who's who
engaged
in what would be months and months of headlines. The relative wanted to
meet
the director. The director reached out to a few people including the
source
for all of this to me. That person has not engaged in any of these
activities
but is a big time fixer. The fixer said there was nothing wrong with
meeting
the relative. Just do it in an open place and assume you are being
recorded.
Of course our director didn't listen to the advice and did what he
wanted
to do as always. He met the relative in private because he didn't want
to
take a chance that someone would spot him in public and ask questions
and
then ask questions of the relative. Even the fixer doesn't know exactly
what
happened next, but the relative was killed. Apparently the director did
a
good enough job of making it look like a suicide. The thing is though
there
are a lot of people who are very powerful who are now making it their
cause
to find out what happened to the relative. It is not going to take them
long
to at least see the director was in close proximity to the relative.
I'm
not sure whether they will find the proof he killed the relative, but
it
wouldn't shock me if something turns up. That relative was all knowing.
Bryan Singer
(James
Dolan)
(computer
security expert)
210.
MEDIATAKOUT
01/17
MediaTakeOut.com just viewed some EXTREMELY BLOCKBUSTER footage – which
purports to show one of the TOP NFL PLAYERS engaged in a gay act with a
man.
The NFL Player – who plays the position of QUARTERBACK- has long been
rumored to have been either CLOSETED GAY or BISEXUAL. In the video –
which MediaTakeOut.com has viewed but DOES NOT POSSESS – the NFL star
is seen giving a man some or*l relations. The man who owns the video
has
SHOPPED the video to at least ONE other news agency – and is hoping
to get PAID for the video. He also has text messages that he believes
AUTHENTICATES the video. A representative for the video owner told
MediaTakeOut.com, "We’re trying to leak it around the Superbowl –
to get maximum views." Because we can’t be 100% certain (We’re
about 95%) that the NFL player is the person in the video – we are
REFRAINING from naming the payer. But we can tell you that he is one of
the
BIGGEST NAMES in the league – and his "coming out" would be the BIGGEST
sports story of 2018.
Cam
Newton (quarterback for the Carolina Panthers)
211. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/17
This actor-director duo are one of the greatest in the history of
modern
film, but the working relationship is officially no more, one source
informs
me. ‘It’s broken down,’ he says with sadness. ‘They have
made a decision to take some part from each other and work on separate
project
for the foreseeable future.’ Seth Rogen/Judd Apatow
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#1**
Over the years I have written about this beloved former A list mostly
television
actor/host and his cheating ways. Most of the cheating occurred while
he
was on a very long running hit network show. Since the show ended he
has
been home much more which has not allowed him the opportunity to cheat
as
much. That has changed as he has found someone he sees a couple times
each
week. Neil Patrick Harris ("How I Met Your Mother")
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#2**
This former A list rapper who made a lot of money with duets back in
the
day is forgetting a key detail in his account of a recent event. The
woman
involved has also failed to mention it. When this event happened they
had
smoked some meth together.
Nelly
(sexual assault)
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#3**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly television actor who had a hit
network
show for a long run recently starred in multiple hit shows on a variety
of
outlets. Apparently he is battling a very severe illness and the
prognosis
for his recovery is not even 50/50.
Hugh
Laurie ("House"; "Chance"/Hulu; "Veep"/HBO; "The Night
Manager"/AMC)
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#4**
This MTV star who many of you don't like to read about was severely
beaten
by her significant other within the past few weeks. Apparently her body
is
black and blue but he left her face alone in case she went out in
public.
He got jealous that she was talking to someone else from her past. Jenelle
Evans/David Eason
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#5**
This permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group is aging. He
has
struggled with substance abuse all his adult life. Apparently he has
started
drinking a lot again which always leads to pills and other harder
drugs.
One of these days that body is going to let him down. His girlfriend is
enabling
all this because when he is sober he talks about breaking up with her.
Steven
Tyler ("Aerosmith")/Aimee Preston
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#6**
This company has the backing of deep pocketed Hollywood heavy hitters
&
a keen eye for edgy projects attached to awards contenders in multiple
categories. Known for raucous Sundance after-parties. One founder
worked
closely with the A++ producer turned box office poison & cut ties a
few
years back. Another has a secret to keep from their international
investors,
especially the A-list action star with a carefully cultivated public
image.
Their acquisition strategy evolves with every new revelation. Their
company
had a big debut last year and everyone expects to capitalize on recent
awards
show buzz for acquisitions. One partner has seen Hollywood excess warts
and
all. He’s kept his nose clean, at least to this point. They timed their
announcement to coincide with another high profile executive exit. The
Producer
couldn’t stop them, but power hungry exec eventually returned for a
sweeter deal. Another partner has been hiding a big liability from the
rest
of the team. Not the brightest bulb in the box. Sparks will fly.
Company:
Neon
Company known for Sundance parties:
Alamo
Drafthouse
Founder A:
Tom
Quinn
A++ producer turned poison:
Harvey
Weinstein
Founder B, with a secret to keep from investors:
Tim
League (founded "Alamo Drafthouse")
A list action star who is foreign:
Jackie
Chan
Big Debut:
"I,
Tonya"
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#7**
Don't believe the hype. No one offered anything close to what this
reality
star says was offered for photos. The highest offer was barely six
figures
and there were a ton of conditions attached. No one was going to be
dumb
enough to cough up mid seven figures. If someone had, then their whole
stance
on selling pictures would have been completely different.
Kim
Kardashian/Kanye West (new baby)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#8**
In this worldwide headline making murder case there is some new
evidence
that has been found which looks very damning for the thirsty celebrity
husband
of the wife who was killed. His story and actions have never really
jibed
and investigators kept digging. Apparently it was a tip though that led
to
a revisit of timelines and something that happened when the huge life
insurance
policy was originally bought. I'm also told he went through the
insurance
money quickly with his new extravagant lifestyle. There are only so
many
books and seminars he can sell but he won't cut back on his spending.
Davey
Blackburn, the founder of Resonate Church/pregnant wife Amanda
(marries
Kristi Monroy)
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#9**
You know the duo that you would be hard pressed to identify if you saw
them
in person? The duo that had a great 2017 song wise? Yeah, well the
racist
joke telling one who doesn't sing cheated on his girlfriend. She is not
being
shy about sharing.
Alex
Pall ("The Chainsmokers")/Tori Woodward
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#10**
That former A- list mostly television actor with famous relatives who
is
probably desperately hoping his almost network hit gets some type of
reboot
so he can have steady work again has been hanging out with his
boyfriend
in public. That is a very different kind of behavior than we normally
see
from the closeted actor.
Chace
Crawford (sister Candice Crawford married to Tony Romo) ("Gossip
Girl")
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#11**
This former A+ list singer who has a significant other picked up a guy
at
an event last night and took him home. I don't know what happened at
home
but she told the guy she wanted him to go to her place and have sex
with
her in front of her significant other.
Christina
Aguilera/Matthew Rutler (Stella McCartney's Autumn 2018 Collection
Launch)
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#12**
These two barely there celebrity offspring children of A listers spent
most
of the time at a party last night doing all the coke that was offered
to
them. Thought one was supposed to be sober.
Tallulah
Belle Willis/Scout LaRue Willis (Stella McCartney's Autumn 2018
Collection
Launch)
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#13**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress/model who had her
biggest
US success in that almost network vampire thing has a new pay cable
gig.
While she was with her boyfriend she started hooking up with (and was
thisclose
to getting publicly busted) the foreign born lead (P) of the pay cable
show
which caused all kinds of drama with a different co-star (Z) he was
seeing.
Then, our B lister split with her boyfriend and got back together until
P
split with Z. Now our B lister and P are a happy couple who try and
stay
hidden.
B list television actress/boyfriend:
Phoebe
Tonkin/Paul Wesley ("The Originals")
Cable gig:
"The
Affair"
(P) foreign born lead:
Joshua
Jackson
(Z) co-star:
Ruth
Wilson
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#14**
This B list celebrity/reality star/part time porn star was forced to be
with
another woman by her boyfriend. Almost every day there is some new
degradation
or humiliation she suffers through. It is no wonder she pops pills like
popcorn.
I don't think there is anyone out there who is trying to help her.
Courtney
Stodden/Chris Sheng
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#15**
Not So Funny: This child actress was probably B/B- list. She did a lot
of
one off projects. She had a couple chances at television glory but the
shows
failed. She has a very memorable place in television history because of
one
appearance in particular. Anyway, one of the very last projects on
which
she worked she was a teenager. Probably 14 or so. The lead actor in the
movie
was a foreign born A list actor who had a long career. During the
movie,
which was a comedy, the actor would invite her to his trailer and what
started
out as molesting turned into rape. She said he always smelled of
cigarettes.
She would try and say no to going to his trailer but his assistant or
some
other production assistant would always come get her and forcibly bring
her.
This went on for about ten days. She just couldn't handle it any longer
and
tried to kill herself by taking poison. It didn't kill her but
permanently
damaged her. Apparently the actor was known for this type of behavior
but
people looked the other way. It is why he liked working on movies with
teens
or having a character who was a teen.
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#16**
The assets might be real on this A list singer, but they have been
lifted
and moved and injected multiple times, so is that really real?
Katy
Perry
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#17**
Newly announced show on this almost television service is having some
big
guests. One of those guests is a permanent A lister and has a major
announcement.
An announcement that is so big that it is amazing it has been kept
secret
for so long. I mean, they are good at keeping a secret. Sounds a little
vague
right now but will be very obvious when it is revealed. David
Letterman
("My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman")/Howard
Stern
retiring
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#18**
The New Celebrity Cult: Want to rub shoulders with celebrities? Have a
few
hundred extra bucks a week to spend on books, conferences, "college"
courses,
spiritual guides. and even merchandise? Does this sound like
Scientology?
It kind of does. I'm not going to say anything is worse than
Scientology.
It is in a class all to itself. I will say that this new celebrity cult
has
a lot of the same money making ideas. It is all about the money. Oh,
and
the fame of some of the leaders of the cult. It also has some
disturbing
practices that are just now coming to light. This cult pays a lot of
money
to certain young female celebrities to post all kinds of things about
the
cult on social media. They make it seem that if you come you are sure
to
run into them. You won't. Even if they do attend, they are kept away
from
the masses. What these celebrities do though is ensure that hundreds of
young
females come in to the cult each week. Do these celebrities know what
happens
to these young female members that come? Well, this celebrity offspring
who
yachts knows for sure what happens, but doesn't seem to care. This
A-/B+
list singer/actress also knows what is up. This A+ list mostly movie
actor
knows exactly what is going on because he has been on the receiving end
of
some of the "fellowship" that the young women provide. The young women
are
all put through a screening process. The first time they come and fill
out
as visitor card. That card contains blanks for e-mail and social media
handles.
If the woman is not considered attractive or does not have what seems
to
be a lot of disposable income, no follow-up is made with them and if
they
pursue the cult further, they are discouraged from attending. This is
usually
done through something that will turn them off from ever wanting to
come
back. If you make the first cut, you are then encouraged to join a
group
which is made up of members remarkably similar to your own physical
looks
and age. The group is led by someone who has been trained to ask very
probing
questions of every member of the group. All of these sessions are
recorded.
At this point there is further vetting and once again some of the women
are
encouraged to not come back. This can be anything from having their
purse
stolen or someone being verbally abusive. If you make it past that
level,
they are encouraged to attend other more intimate counseling sessions
followed
by some coursework. All through this period they are given constant
positive
feedback. They are shown videos of celebrities who tell them they have
done
the same thing and just take them deeper down this path of no return.
This
is where it gets even more vile. All of the leaders of the cult are
men.
These men pick and choose which of these females they would like to
counsel
one on one. The females by this point have been told they need to serve
and
these leaders take a woman into a room that looks like a hotel room.
There
are dozens of these rooms in a building attached to the cult. There,
these
men have sex with the women. If a woman is hesitant at all, she is
again
encouraged to leave the cult. Once each new recruit has been sampled if
you
will, they are assigned to men who have joined the cult. These men have
been
picked because of their incomes and ability to spend a great deal of
money
on various cult programs. There is a minimum spend of about $25K a
year.
That entitles you to a worship companion. Yes, one of the women. You
keep
spending money you keep the worship companion. They are encouraged to
have
sex with the worship companions in one of the hotel like rooms where of
course
everything is recorded. This cult is big on making sure they have a lot
of
information to use should they need it. That A+ list mostly movie actor
spends
about $500K a year so he has multiple worship companions he can choose
from
and is encouraged to spend time with them away from the cult. The cult
wants
to create families created from these couples which they think will
make
the cult stronger. Dozens upon dozens of these couples have married.
The
men are encouraged, even if married to interact with other worship
companions
because the money needs to keep flowing. The wives understand this
apparently
and are supposed to encourage their husbands to have as many worship
companions
as they can afford. There are some men there who are spending close to
$1M
each year. The leaders of the cult are using this money to line their
own
pockets and to spread the cult to wealthier countries. That A-/B+ list
singer/actress and the celebrity offspring have both been to Dubai and
Asia
where they have been worship companions to very very wealthy
international
members who also have private videos of their encounters. There is
another
A- list singer/actress who says until recently she didn't know any of
this
was going on. She says the only way she found out was when one of the
females
recruited told her a friend had been shipped overseas to be a worship
companion
in an Asian country. No one had heard from her in six months and the
actress/singer was approached at a grocery store and asked for help.
The
actress/singer spent an hour at a Whole Foods deli counter listening to
this
cult member who described everything she had done with men at the cult.
That
singer/actress has not been back since. When she threatened to talk
about
what happened, a security person from the cult visited her at home and
she
has not uttered a word about it since. A cult staffer is someone who is
leaking
things slowly and has provided all of this information.
"Hillsong
Church"/Hailey Baldwin/Selena Gomez/Chris Pratt/(the actress/singer who
was
at the Whole Foods deli counter is still scared and has been very, very
low
profile for the past few years)
230. TAMARA
TATTLES 01/18
I’ve gone back and forth over whether to even post this blind item or
not. I feel like relatives of housewives should be left out of the
scrutiny
of social media. That said, Isn’t that what blind items are for? This
housewife who has her own history of shenanigans with cars, has come by
her
shady ways the old-fashioned way. Her mother has a mug shot of her own,
for
grand theft auto. It’s kind of interesting to bring up mugshots of
others
at this point though, no? Shereé Whitfield ("Real Housewives of
Atlanta")
($200,000
Aston Martin was seized by her former divorce lawyers)
(car
accident)
231.
POPBITCH
01/18
Which British popstar made quite an impression on an American groupie
he
met on tour? He kept running his tongue over her pubic hair again and
again,
while softly muttering the word "wicked" to himself.
232. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/18
You might notice this A list (reluctantly I say that) reality star
spawn
is looking a little less busty in the near future. The reason? She’s
had to remove her rather big implants for health reasons. Bella or
Gigi
Hadid (possible Lyme disease); Kourtney Kardashian
233. HIMMMM
01/18 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
with a lucrative side gig knows how to control her spin, and use things
to
her advantage. She began telling a reporter recently about the "private
dates"
she had to endure to get those fabulous covers and favorable coverage
in
this A list magazine. Seems that this now-retired magazine honcho
wasn't
above trading favors. The actress thought it would endear her to the
new
magazine editor and support her #MeToo credentials. But when the
actress
realized the reporter was still friends with the former editor? She
begged
to remove those tidbits, sent her several presents, and offered her
exclusives
on upcoming personal things in her life.
A list actress:
Gwyneth
Paltrow (engagement)
Side gig: "GOOP"
A list magazine/reporter:
"Vanity
Fair"/Hilary Weaver
Retired magazine honcho:
Graydon
Carter
New magazine editor:
Radhika
Jones
234. HIMMMM
01/18 **#2**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
and seemingly bookended her career in television recently made a public
appearance that turned into a "pubic" appearance. She intentionally
left
the undies at home to show herself in her see-thru dress. It went
exactly
as planned and she got papped and posted everywhere. According to
friends
she's advertising that she's back on the market, no matter what she
says
in interviews, and wants to re-live those days 20 years ago when she
was
first call for sexy roles (in private life too).
Halle
Berry (NAACP Image Awards)
235. HIMMMM
01/18 **#3**
When his star client was out of the country on vacation with his
girlfriend
and friends, the sleazy manager of this former A+ list tweener turned
A-
adult singer was approached and given a "bill" for the drug use of his
client's
girlfriend. Seems the singer had agreed to cover it, was extended
credit,
and told them to bill his manager. It included airfare for the drug
dealer's
rep to fly to be with the couple on vacation too. The dealer had the
drugs
shipped via freight to the vacation resort. Who knew they were so well
organized?
Apparently the unhappy manager paid it, and said he'd get payback out
of
the girlfriend one way or another. Won't be the first time. Tragic.
Scooter
Braun/Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez
236. HIMMMM
01/18 **#4**
This permanent A list rock group has apparently agreed to do something
they
said they'd never, ever do. Make another record with (most of) the
original
lineup. They just signed a deal with one of the top five most famous
producers
of all time to take the helm of the project. Among his stipulations was
that
every member of the band cede control to the producer, and if any
single
one member of the band departs or screws up? It is over. According to
one
member, no more half-hearted collaborative efforts for that band. At
this
point, why would they even try? Aside from the expense of paying off
past
lawsuits and alimony, they want the money. Apparently all that recent
concert
money they've recently earned has reminded them they were once that
good.
This should be interesting.
"Guns
n Roses"
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#1**
This A list singer/wannabe actor had a party for to celebrate himself
and
could barely keep it together when several rappers and singers crashed
his
party taking away the attention from himself. It always has to be about
him
100% of the time. Even if it is not about him, he makes it about him.
Justin
Timberlake
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#2**
This permanent A list singer is discovering just how badly her last
manager
screwed her over. I predicted several times there would be lawsuits. I
think
there might also be some jail time involved too. We are talking about a
lot
of money. Mariah Carey (Stella Bulochnikov)
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#3**
Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards
permanent
A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record
company.
Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent
one
was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the
globe
and the results show it.
Katy
Perry
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#4**
The widow is trying to send her minions out to do her work for her. She
is
trying to build a troll/bot army if you will. It starts from the mom
and
she is the one who decides if you are worthy enough to be considered a
fan.
By worthy, that means you only post pics and words that celebrate
family
number two as the family. No other people. No other immediate family of
the
deceased. If not, you get blocked by every single account under their
control
or influence. No other voices or opinions are allowed. Vicky
Karayianni
(Chris Cornell)/Toni Karayiannis
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#5**
There has been a lot of talk behind the scenes whether or not to change
the
way awards are presented at this big movie self congratulating event.
Producers
of the telecast are worried there will be some kind of demonstration or
protest
during one presentation in particular, especially because everyone will
know
its coming. The producers would not mind at all if that presenter just
begged
off or called in sick or something to make it go away.
Casey
Affleck
(last year’s Best Actor) presenting Best Actress at Academy
Awards
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#6**
This very wealthy, very popular, very talented, and very Christian
athlete
had to turn to his family before the holidays to help bail him out of a
jam.
It seems he was accused of raping a young woman from an encounter last
year.
If true, it would destroy his career, life, and family. He had no
recollection
of it and denied it all, but admitted he'd "had marriage problems" and
had
"temper issues" but was trying to be a better man. He told relatives he
was
willing to step up and figure it out. His family quietly hired
investigators
and attorneys who tracked it back to the source. It seems an executive
in
a company that sponsors him wanted to end the deal without paying out
the
contract, so hired a woman and made a plan to ruin the player. All to
avoid
paying the millions they owe on the deal (the company is over-extended
and
not as solvent as they seem). Thankfully, the player's family got the
right
professionals and took care of it. After the accuser signed an
affidavit
confessing the entire plot, the player went with attorneys and family
to
visit the executive personally. Don't be surprised if the
imperfect-but-honest
player ends up owning a big chunk of the company this year.
Peyton
Manning ("Papa Johns");
Steph
Curry ("Under Armour")
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#7**
This Vegas comedian most of you know who wears more makeup than should
be
allowed by law was performing recently. (That anyone admits attending
the
show is a miracle itself). The comedian/actor tried to be edgy with his
routine,
and started doing a mocking story with rape jokes making fun of abuse
victims
and blaming women. The routine lasted almost ten whole minutes before
the
entire crowd of men and women booed him offstage, threw things at him,
and
nearly started a riot yelling at management. If anyone caught it on
video
I don't think humanity will weep at the loss of his genius. No joke. Carrot
Top
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#8**
Ruining Lives One Recap At A Time: I always talk about the weekly
tabloids
putting on Kneepads when it comes to celebrities, simply because they
want
to protect their access and think that is more important than being
honest
with reviews or opinions. Their mission in life is to suck up to
celebrities
in the biggest way possible. Blogs are a different matter, especially
blogs
or websites that recap shows. Specifically I am talking about reality
shows.
These blogs and websites definitely have their favorites and obviously
the
more they suck up, the better the chances are that stars of the shows
they
are recapping will give them an interview which then leads to more
kissing
butt and a cycle that never ends. Sometimes though, these blogs and
websites
are just really objective with their opinion and call it as it is. When
they
do that, there are a group of reality stars who have hired a troll
farm.
This troll farm goes after the offending writer with a vengeance. They
fill
the comments with nasty diatribes about the writer and the site and try
and
dox the writer whenever possible. It is not uncommon for the trolls to
make
threats against the writer and their family. It is not just the writers
that
this troll farm disguised as a PR firm goes after. They will go after
other
reality stars who speak out against one of their clients. They will
trash
that reality star in every space they can find with a staff of
freelance
trolls that operate across the country making a certain amount for each
day
of trolling. They will dox the reality star which then causes dozens of
people
to show up at the home of the reality star and has led to break ins and
other
issues where law enforcement was required. Currently, this firm is
representing
a former Housewife and have set their sights on anyone who crosses her.
Things
were so bad by this firm that the producers had to put a stop to it.
Well,
they tried to put a stop to it. This firm was trash talking every blog
and
website that said anything bad about this Housewife and doxxing the
writers
which was causing the websites and blogs to not want to write anything
about
Housewives at all which would be very very bad for business for the
franchise.
The final straw for the producers was when the firm started race
baiting
and spewing vile anti-Semitic hate at some of the writers. The
Housewife
did not have her contract renewed which is why she is a former
Housewife
now. Siggy Flicker ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#9**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a double celebrity
offspring
always picks the wrong guys. Always. That foreign born A lister she has
been
seeing had a woman over at his guesthouse all night which is where he
generally
sleeps with all women he is not planning on dating for more than a
month.
Dakota
Johnson/Chris Martin
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#10**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer has been casting
couching
hard to get her first starring movie role. It looks like she may have
done
it. It sounds like an awful idea.
Rita
Ora ("Fifty Shades Of Grey" spin-off centering around the kidnapping of
her
character Mia)
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#11**
Another day, another day spent without her husband around for this A-
list
singer who is beloved by everyone despite some recent comments. Her
husband
is always hooking up with people he wants to manage. The crazy thing is
all
the people he seems to want to manage are female and willing to sleep
with
him.
Kelly
Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock (defends spanking her kids)
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#12**
The boyfriend of this former A- list singer turned B list reality
star/actress/celebrity is not just her boyfriend. He is also the guy
who
makes sure she comes back to the hotel when she is supposed to. She has
done
literal yachting and figurative yachting in the past month. It has been
almost
nonstop.
Christina
Milian/Matt Pokora
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18**#13**
How The Pedophile King Made His Money: When we talk about the pedophile
king,
I think we all know who we are talking about. I will throw in some
celebrity
names to make the guessing more fun as this goes along, but wanted you
to
know how this insanely rich pedophile made all his money. It probably
will
not shock you that he made his money illegally. He made it off the
backs
of regular hard working people. People who were swindled out of their
money
and were left with nothing. The pedophile was in the right place at the
right
time and took money that should have been given back to as many of
those
people as possible. Instead, he used almost half a billion dollars to
finance
his life as a pedophile. There is one more component to his financial
well
being. One of the people who was swindled was a very rich person who
owned
a massively large corporation and was one of the richest men in the
country. He lost a great deal of money in the swindle and our
pedophile
saw that he got every cent of his investment back. In return, the very
rich
man has always provided cover for the pedophile and vouched for him
with
other billionaires and investors which has allowed the pedophile to
accumulate
even more wealth. He has helped gloss over and erase from memory
anything
about the swindling just like it never happened. Now, there is
something
else about that very rich man. He was the very first customer of the
pedophile.
He was in a horrible marriage and wanted someone young. Very young. The
pedophile
knew just the right person and the life of the rich man was changed
forever.
He started embracing life again and has kept that woman in his life
ever
since as a mistress. He ended up marrying again, but the love of his
life
is the mistress. In return for bringing that young woman into his life,
the
very rich man gave our pedophile a very valuable piece of property as
well
as a list of names of other very well off men who also would enjoy the
companionship of very young women. At this point the very young women
became
the almost legal teens that have been discussed in several Island
posts.
A celebrity that I haven't mentioned in any of the Island posts is a
permanent
A list actor who called all the young teens by the name of his daughter
which
is pretty sick in itself. A former director of a very very important
government
agency was blackmailed for years because two of the young women who
were
underage at the time he had sex with them ended up selling their
information
and photos to what they thought was a tabloid, but was a foreign
government.
This Emmy winning director actually cast a 15 year old he had sex with
for
a role. That 15 year old is still working today and is close to or at A
list.
Pedophile king:
Jeffrey
Epstein
One of the richest men in the country:
Les
Wexner
Very valuable piece of property:
The
Herbert N. Straus Mansion, New York, New York
Permanent A list actor: Jon Voight
Former director of a very very important government agency:
Emmy winning director:
Scott
Winant
15 year old now close to A list:
Claire
Danes ("My So-Called Life")
250.
HIMMMM
01/19 **#1**
This superhero sure doesn't learn her lessons. This A list mostly movie
actress
was shooting her recent superhero epic, and during a delay in shooting
obviously
took it as a chance to fool around in a quiet room at the studio. Thing
is,
she was still wired for sound. When the sound techs turned on their
equipment,
they got an earful of her moans and summoned the crew emergency team.
They
soon realized they were hearing something besides cries for help. When
she
returned to the set, the word had spread and applause erupted. Nobody
said
who the executive-type guy was, but the mortified actress hid in her
dressing
room for an hour. She had the exact same thing happen once before many
years
ago, when she performed a certain act on this foreign born A+/A list
mostly
movie actor off-stage, and exclaimed her love for certain fluids over
her
hidden mic. At least they're all consenting adults.
A
list mostly movie actress: Scarlett
Johansson
Movie: Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Untitled Avengers Movie)
Foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor: Benicio Del Toro
251.
HIMMMM
01/19 **#2**
This studio has admitted internally that it has failed in its efforts
at
emulating the success of the one that now owns the world. Their new
secret
plan? To "split" the properties into two divisions. One for "kids",
basically
carrying on with the universe-multiverse they've already created under
the
disastrous helm of _____________. And the other division for "adults",
to
create more realistic-themed movies of the same properties, like their
most
successful versions. How do they plan to make this happen? They
proposed
to hire this family, give them first-dollar gross revenues on EVERY
PROJECT;
and give them carte blanche and full control over that second division.
At
this point, the studio has nothing to lose in that contest.
Failed studio: DC Comics (Warner Bros.)
Successful studio: Marvel Comics (The Walt Disney Company)
Disastrous helm: Zack Snyder
Adults division: Christopher and Jonathan Nolan; Joss, Jed and Zack
Whedon
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#1**
This former A- list celebrity/reality star turned B-/C+ list celebrity
offspring
didn't have a family visit for the holidays. Apparently she doesn't
want
her parents to know she is dating someone of color. That would not go
over
well with the parents. Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan)
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#2**
This permanent A list singer says that despite what this A list
singer/horrible
actor has to say, there has not been a full airing of grievances over
what
happened between them in the past and there has been no forgiveness.
Justin
Timberlake/Janet Jackson
(Super
Bowl XXXVIII halftime show)
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#3**
This closeted former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list adult singer
meant
to share a recent picture with a potential hookup rather than sending
it
across social media. Lucky for him it was one where he was not fully
exposed
as is his custom.
Nick
Jonas
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#4**
I don't know if this foreign born model former yachter who met her
foreign
born super rich betrothed as a customer will ever get married to him.
The
super rich former multiple reality show star has been seeing someone
else
very quietly the past six months and might be looking to make a change.
Shiva
Safai/Mohamed Hadid ("Shahs of Sunset"; "Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills")
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#5**
I wondered what this A list everything in her mind actress/singer would
do
the first time she caught her former A list boyfriend cheating on her
and
not just rumors of him cheating. She did nothing. She got mad for a day
and
then acted as if nothing had happened. Jennifer Lopez/Alex
Rodriguez
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#6**
This A- list singer has a couple number one songs in his resume about a
decade
apart. He was also a one season wonder reality star. At a meet and
greet
the other night he was wasted and repeatedly was groping women when
they
wanted to take a picture with him. If they negatively reacted to his
actions,
he would swear at them.
Robin
Thicke
("Unusually
Thicke")
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#7**
This A list televangelist who is an offspring of an A list
televangelist
and doesn't have the last name Graham or Falwell has been paying off
parents
right and left of teens in his congregation he has molested and/or
assaulted.
Joel
Osteen/John Osteen
("Lakewood
Church");
Andy
Stanley
("North
Point
Ministries")/Charles Stanley
("First
Baptist Church (Atlanta)")
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#8**
The Alcoholic And The Children Live On Television: I remember every
fall
sitting around and watching a program. It only came on once a year and
back
when there were limited channels available for your viewing pleasure,
one
of them was stuck with this particular event. Everyone knows who the
host
of the event was, but there were co-hosts. One was a former A lister.
He
had a huge network hit back in the day for which he was nominated/won a
couple
of times with an award. The events you are about to read happened a
good
decade beyond his peak. He was a huge drinker back when this happened.
There
was rarely a night he didn't end up passed out drunk. He also had a
thing
for women. Lots and lots of women. He was married for a long time but
rarely
went a week without cheating on his wife. He didn't particularly care
how
old the women were or if the women were actually teens. Apparently he
did
have some kind of sick code of ethics where he wanted them to be at
least
a teen although at least one twelve year old would beg to differ. She
was
one of many tweens and teens who were on the show. Not in the spotlight
or
featured but tagged along with a sibling who was being featured. Often
times
the parents would be focused exclusively on one sibling and not the
other.
Plus, the parents in these pre internet days would be talking to other
parents
who faced similar struggles and the siblings were left unattended for
long
periods. With hundreds of things going on at any point and a lot of
drinking,
there was a lot of room for trouble. The twelve year old said that when
she
was twelve and thirteen she attended this event and both times she was
cornered
by the aforementioned co-host and was molested. When she was twelve she
says
she wore a dress and after what the host did to her she wore jeans the
next
year. He tired to touch her beneath her jeans but was too drunk to
figure
out the button. She ran from the dressing room and never went back to
the
show despite her sibling continuing to go for the next couple years. At
a
meeting when she was in college she found a support group of siblings
who
had siblings with this disease. All of the women in this support group
had
all been molested and in one case raped by this co-host. What were the
odds
that the five women in this group who had all gone to the show had been
molested
and they were the only ones? Pretty small. So, she reached out to
others,
but did so in a couple of ads she placed in newspapers around the
country.
Well, that brought the full force of the organization down on her and
she
didn't have the money to fight them and their lawyers. They told her to
stand
down or would sue her and make sure her sibling never got any help ever
again.
Jerry
Lewis "MDA Labor Day Telethon"/Chad Everett
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#9**
This Oscar nominate/winning A list director has had very few bombs in
his
career. Not so long ago though he had a huge bomb. I actually think if
it
was released within the past week or two it would have done much much
better.
I also think what would have made it do better is if the director had
not
spent so much time trying to have sex with one of the actors in the
movie.
It was just a constant, never ending wearing down of the actor until he
finally
gave in. From that point on, he continued to give in rather than listen
to
more of the pleading.
Director: Gus Van Sant
Movie: "The Sea of Trees" ("The
Sea of Trees")
Actor: Jordan Gavaris
Subject matter: Aokigahara (Mount Fuji's "Suicide Forest") (Aokigahara
(Mount Fuji's "Suicide Forest"))
Controversy: Logan Paul's "You Tube" video ( Logan
Paul’s "YouTube" video)
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#10**
This permanent A- list dual threat actress got that high on the list
because
of an iconic television role. She has had middling success in movies.
She
has been allowing this A list celebrity with an awful sexually
perverted,
teen loving infamous husband to hook up with a man who is not her
husband
and is her financial backer.
Actress: Sarah Jessica Parker
Iconic television role: Carrie ("Sex and the City")
A list celebrity: Huma Abedin
Infamous husband: Anthony Weiner
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#11**
This former A+/A list mostly movie actress who doesn't act any longer
has
no desire for children despite what her husband floats to the press.
She
enjoys her daytime boozing and love of pot way too much to take care of
anyone.
Cameron
Diaz/Benju Madden
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#12**
It's About "Time" - A Himmmm Blind Item: Tick tock, tick tock. That
clock
is ticking loudly as a chain of events and a metaphorical deal with the
devil
can bring down this entire media corporation and their now-struggling
studio
within the coming year. This one has been a long time coming, and is
thankfully
about to come to an end for the perpetrators of some of the modern
entertainment
industry's worst long-time institutional abuses of underage actresses.
For
many of the long-time CDAN regulars this one won't be a shock, although
the
details might. Many people in Hollywood and out have been waiting to
see
when this Producer at this cable network is going to be called out,
publicly
accused, or charged for his many years of abuse behind the scenes. Many
have
wondered why - with so many others being brought down - he's managed to
escape
almost unscathed? It's because of his Protector. His Protector is the
mega-wealthy big boss of the studio and corporate parent, and he wields
a
lot of power over many types of media, in both Hollywood and New York.
Many
years ago the Producer got himself in serious trouble over his
perverted
abuses of several of his actresses. Not just those he abused himself,
but
those he encouraged his writers, directors, and co-producers to
sexually
abuse. This was not a one-time thing, but an ongoing constant pattern
which
led those actresses to drugs, self-destruction, self-abuse, mutilation,
destroyed
dreams, wasted careers, damaged families, and even insanity. Made more
disgusting
by the complicity and apathy of the parents, "momagers", and guardians
who
just wanted fame and money. All so that some jolly perverts could get
their
rocks off living out their sick unfulfilled tweenage dreams. At that
time,
the Protector still had most of his marbles and was going to live
forever.
Many believe he still may, although he's now alive in name only and the
flames
are lapping at his legs daily. Back then he still had his iron grip on
his
business and he's never been afraid to sue, threaten, harass, or
destroy
others as his favorite sport. Back when the abuses emerged as whispers
at
the corporation, the executives and The Protector sat down with his
corporate
bean counters and realized the massive cash cow this Producer was for
them.
Huge. Very huge and big in every way. In fact, probably one of the
three
biggest revenue generators in the corporate parent's entire history
(especially
in the coveted target demographic for ads, merch, and licensing). When
that
much is at stake, they don't want to rock the boat or kill the golden
goose
(Or cow. Or even a giant pig.). Anyway, on the other hand? It is a
public
corporation, and that means things can get leaked and revealed just
through
statements and financial reports. What then evolved was a corporate
game
of chess that nobody could imagine. The Producer was no dummy, so he
personally
hired investigators to provide ammo for his case. He then hired top
financial
experts to lay out the revenue he and his cronies represented to the
corporation
both in the past and in future revenues. So when the Protector summoned
him?
The Producer showed the Protector a huge financial report to validate
his
power and worth to the bottom line. Then he showed a massive dossier of
files
going back 50 years of the powerful Protector's own misdeeds. From New
York,
to Hollywood, to Boston, to London - a trail of abuses, perversions,
thefts
from his company, abuse, stealing from his own family, and even
outright
felonies. By the time he got down the list to mention offshore banking,
the
Protector knew he'd met someone on his level. Thus the two twisted men
forged
a strategy and agreement to protect each other and the corporation. The
Producer
surrendered his very expensive background report - and the Protector
agreed
to make all those "pesky" abuse whispers go away. They also agreed to
blame
another big corporate executive within the corporation if anything ever
did
leak out and set him up as a fall guy. The Protector even targeted one
of
his corporate underlings to shoulder the blame too, so he could claim
ignorance.
None of this was simple, instant, and was NOT cheap or easy. But the
perverted
Producer was smart enough to have limited potential witnesses by
keeping
his rapes/abuses down to he said/she said. And for more than a decade
in
the pre-Cosby & pre-Harvey days a reporter, lawyer, or cop wouldn't
accuse
in such instances without hard proof. Parents were paid off in huge
amounts.
As in "never have to work again ever" amounts that cover cars, college
tuition,
homes and all they want for now. The parents and managers who "played
ball"
and went along with it? They were well rewarded. Not just with big
payoffs,
but production deals, television shows, feature films, even music
careers.
Many of the adults were even bribed with corporate stock. The victims
were
told they "had no choice" and had to accept the deals, or they
themselves
could get in trouble. So all that those actresses and their people had
to
do? Keep quiet, keep smiling and doing photo ops, and support the
brands/shows/projects with positive PR. The best part for the Producer
&
Protector? They managed to make even more money off of even those
cover-up
deals by making new shows starring once-unknown backing players who had
been
abused. Like two shows that starred the same actress. And on, and on,
it
went. Leaving a trail of money and destroyed lives in their wake. Some
of
the young girls were just in their tweens when sexually abused and
raped
by the Producer or his team members. One very damaged victim says she
was
even a virgin when the Producer went from hugging her in her trailer,
to
physically laying on her and forcing himself in her. She turned to
alcohol,
drugs, running away, and anything that would allow her to numb the pain
as
her parents refused to give her money to live and refused to let her
quit
the business. Eventually it became too much for her, and she had an
epic
meltdown. Some of the victims were so exasperated by parents, managers,
and
even tutors refusing to believe or help them that they did quit the
business
altogether. Still others tipped off gossip bloggers, industry insiders,
online
Reddit threads, anonymous Myspace chats, and anyone they could find
just
to try and warn others and get the story out there any way they could.
It
worked to a small degree at least as people began to whisper.
Meanwhile,
the Protector still enjoyed his own perversions with barely-legal
escorts
and their escort mothers; escorts who were paid by trading sex for
production
deals at the studio; actresses who skipped over the casting couches and
went
straight to his house to trade sex for jobs on his TV shows; and yacht
girls
whom he moved into his houses as his girlfriends/sugar babies. All the
while
the Producer continued his abuses/crimes and even got bold enough to
allude
to them in his own shows. As the years passed by, however, times
changed.
Victims become emboldened and struggled to find a voice, and old people
get
older/sicker and lose their last few marbles. Some even die and pass
on.
Those "girlfriends" of the Protector get greedy and sue for inclusion
in
the will. Family members get scorned, disinherited, and others fight
and
claw to be named as the New Boss, as this one has. Which brings us to
the
present day, and the earth now quaking beneath the feet of the
corporation/studio/network, the Protector...and definitely the
Producer.
Several of the victims have begun to talk to lawyers who smell blood in
the
water. The big Executive fall guy? He passed away. They wanted to blame
it
all on him, since he's dead and can't defend himself. Only two big
problems:
1. In a major corporate shuffle in the past year or two, several
executives/board
members got pushed out and they want revenge badly against the
corporation
and against the Protector. 2. One of the biggest victims of the
Producer
has a LOT of proof against him. Irrefutable proof that can bring the
whole
house down on them all. The movie studio owned by the corporation is
not
doing well, and many in the industry have been reluctant to set up
projects
there because they're not sure if they'll ever get made. Meanwhile, the
corporations networks are also falling into trouble. So even if
everything
behind the scenes were fine? It would still be a tough time there. So
if
a major scandal were to hit the offices, studio lots, and networks? It
would
trigger a domino effect that will send shareholders running and talent
fleeing.
Because, you see #TimesUp is not just a movement, meme, or hashtag.
It's
literally a thing. Because time IS up for intimidation and silence of
those
victims. One is no longer a girl, and is now a woman. She's explored
criminal
charges, jurisdictions, statutes of limitations and exceptions to
those.
She's livid at her parents for their complicity, and wants revenge AND
a
bigger payday through a lawsuit for the career and life that was stolen
from
her - but only AFTER she makes it all public. So the time is up on the
agreement
her parents made, which doesn't apply to her now - as an adult. She
lawyered
up and they've hired investigators, forensic accountants, analysts, and
a
security outfit of global repute who has even worked for government
intelligence
operations. She's very serious about this - as are the other victims
who
endured similar abuse and complicity from parents, guardians, and
managers.
Several have engaged the services of the same law firm who employ
experts
in the field of crimes against children with the feds. Also involved
are
the disgruntled former executives. So much so that they've turned to
the
Protector's all-time arch-nemesis who is known by ALL and is the owner
of
a massive conglomerate stretching throughout the world to guarantee
they'll
get the coverage they need to air their accusations. They also are
getting
friendly lawyers to protect them when they back the claims of the abuse
victims
(which otherwise could incriminate them for prior knowledge - but now
indemnifies
them since they are cooperating with the victims). Everyone is pursuing
this
all before the Protector finally dies. Then the studio and their assets
(including a valuable back catalog/library of titles) can get gobbled
up
by another competitor. In fact, as I write this I know several news
outlets
at work on stories about abuses at other branches of the corporation,
and
executives there. So don't put too much faith in some strange movements
and
shuffling going on at the corporation/studio/networks - because it is
just
them setting up for future damage control and the scapegoating that is
sure
to come. Don't think for a second that every day the New Boss of the
corporation
wakes up that the boss is not wondering if this is THE day that their
time
runs out. The new boss is no dummy either, and knows #TimesUp for the
metaphorical deal the corporation made with the devil all those years
ago.
Tick tock, tick tock.
The Protector:
Sumner
Redstone
("girlfriends")
(family
battle)
The Corporation:
Viacom
(disgruntled
former executives)
The Producer:
Dan
Schneider
The Network: Nickelodeon
The Other Network in trouble: CBS
Deceased Ex-Executive:
Brad
Grey
Nemesis:
Rupert
Murdock
Victim 1:
Amanda
Bynes (meltdown)
Victim 2: Jamie Lynn Spears (quit acting) (biggest victim/paternity
test)
Victim 3:
Jeanette
McCurdy
Victim 4:
Miranda
Cosgrove
Escort:
Sydney
Holland
New Boss:
Shari
Redstone
Payoff Shows:
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#1**
This closeted part time reality star who would love to be a full-time
one
and is only famous because of the A list reality family had to find
another
beard. They grow tired very quickly of how he shoves them in the
background,
treats them like crap and doesn't pay them.
Jonathan
Cheban (Kim Kardashian)/Lala Kent ("Vanderpump Rules")
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#2**
Let me count the ways this A list singer/wannabe actor hates women. He
hates
when any woman makes more money than him. Even though he is a crap
actor
he insisted on his latest movie that he make more than any actress on
the
movie. When he found out an actress close to half his age was making
more
he threatened to walk out. He didn't because he is a wuss like that. He
hated
that his A list ex made more money than him and continues to make more
money
than him on a per day basis of actual work. He broke up with a former
A+
lister because she made more money than him and he would belittle her
every
day about she was lucky to make that much money and what he did took
skill.
The guy is an a-hole.
A
list singer/wannabe actor: Justin Timberlake
Movie: "Trolls"
Half his age actress: Quvenzhané Wallis
A list ex: Britney Spears
A+ lister: Cameron Diaz
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#3**
This closeted A- list mostly television actor goes from one MTV show to
the
next. With a new show coming out, he got himself a new beard. This is
one
guy who got his start having sex with that A list director and was a
mainstay
at every single party the director threw for years. Every single person
in
town knows he is gay. His "girlfriend" has made more trips to Dubai
than
Lindsay Lohan which is fine, but this whole story is just ridiculous.
Tyler
Posey/Bryan Singer
New
show: "Scream: The TV Series"
"Girlfriend": Sophia Taylor Ali
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#4**
I don't know where he gets them, but this A-/B+ list actor who all of
you
know and spends most of his time doing television does take steroids.
I'm
not sure why he bothers to deny it. A lot of actors get steroids and
HGH
legally from doctors which are much more willing to take a chance on
steroid
prescription writing than opioids.
Josh
Duhamel
268. HIMMMM
01/20 **#1**
Recently this barely hanging on to A- list still not old enough to
drink
mostly movie actress defended this frequent sexual assaulter who
masquerades
as a television actor/comedian to others in private over his
long-ranging
string of accusations. Why? And how could she have been in a movie with
him,
much less that particular story? According to her, because that was
mild
compared to what she's seen on casting couches herself. Plus, she said,
when
he did that thing in front of her that he did to others? She thought it
was
"kind of cute and pretty funny really – and besides, at least he didn't
try to stick it in me". Yikes. Makes you cringe just thinking of what
she's
had to endure.
Chloë
Grace Moretz/Louis C.K. ("I Love You, Daddy")
(masturbating)
269. HIMMMM
01/20 **#2**
Sometimes "yachting" is not just a euphemism. It is literal. When this
pretty
close to now former A- list reality star recently had some problems
coming
up with cash to pay the tab for his recent excursion at sea, he had
this
celebrity offspring take care of that problem for him. Not with money,
but
he ordered her to service the owner of the boat. And the Captain. And
two
of the crew. Why didn't he turn to this A list momager of momagers for
help?
After all, she's his partner in that business. Probably because he's
trying
to keep the young girl for his own. She's his biggest earner.
Scott
Disick/Sofia Richie (Kris Jenner)
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#1**
This former A list reality star turned hey can you give me a job turned
about
to be reality star again is having all of his legal bills and
everything
related to it by a production company who needs him for a show.
Mike
"The
Situation" Sorrentino ("Jersey Shore")
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#2**
This current A list mostly movie actor has had fame the past few years
but
nothing like this. The married actor has been like a kid in a candy
store
with the newfound female attention and his marriage is wavering under
the
onslaught of cheating. Jason Momoa
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#3**
Technically this B+ list singer/songwriter/performer who is openly gay
was
born in the US. It isn't really where he grew up though. Anyway, he is
staging
a new production and is living out every one of his sexual fantasies in
it.
The production features teens of barely legal age who are being cast
only
if they look much younger than 18. It is actually in the casting notes
that
they need to look as young as possible. All of these one on one
auditions
where our B+ lister meets with the prospective actors naked is
certainly
interesting too. It is a such a casting couch type thing that even the
A
list director would be impressed. Even the director hasn't figured out
how
to land a project where the whole idea is to have sex with teenagers
and
get paid for it and have it on camera.
Rufus
Wainwright
("Hadrian
(opera)")
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#4**
This foreign born permanent A list model is married to another A
lister.
Apparently if they are together and try and engage either of them in
conversation, the foreign born model will intercede and be extremely
rude.
That is of course unless you can do something for either of them and
then
they are your best friend.
Gisele
Bündchen/Tom Brady
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#5**
There were more than a few eye rolls when this A+/A list mostly movie
actress
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee started talking yesterday at the
Women's
March. Everyone knows she knew because she was regularly one of the
people
having sex with the disgraced producer and sending him pictures and
making
sure she kept getting the Oscar type roles while trashing all of her
contemporaries. She knows he has those e-mails and texts where she
trash
talks other actresses.
Jennifer
Lawrence
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#6**
This almost television show is a big big hit. They already have a
hypocrite
in the lead role and no one really says anything. That show will come
crashing
down in a very big way if a certain woman comes forward on the record
with
her story. Apparently she was raped by the foreign born A- list actor
on
the show a dozen or so years ago. Many people know of her story in the
industry
but she has never gone on the record to the press. Her story is so well
known
and the rape so violent that several foreign sales agents refuse to do
take
part in any project involving the actor. If they don't help, it is much
tougher
to get financing for a movie or to sell the movie in foreign countries.
Apparently the woman raped was well known to these sales agents and
they
all consider her a very close friend. It is one of the reasons his
career
has never progressed as far as other people close to him.
Show: "The Handmaid's Tale"
Hypocrite lead role: Elisabeth Moss
Foreign born A- list actor: Joseph Fiennes
Actress: Kristin Scott Thomas
Movie: "Man to Man" (2005)
276. MICHAEL
WOLFF 01/22
Author Michael Wolff made several headline-making accusations about
President
Donald Trump in his bestselling bombshell book "Fire and Fury: Inside
the
Trump White House." But now he’s claiming there’s one piece of
gossip that wasn’t in his book — that Trump is currently having
an affair. "There is something in the book that I was absolutely sure
of
but it was so incendiary that I just didn’t have the ultimate proof,"
Wolf explained on Friday’s "Real Time with Bill Maher" about Trump’s
alleged indiscretion, later referencing the piece of evidence that
exposed
former President Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky in the
’90s. "I didn’t have the blue dress." Maher, 62, pressed for details,
asking, "It’s somebody [Trump is] f—— now?" "It is. And
it’s… you just have to read between the lines," Wolff said, adding
that the White House has "back doors" that allow visitors to enter
without
being noticed. "It’s toward the end of the book. You just have to…
you’ll know it. Now that I’ve told you, when you hit that paragraph,
you’re going to say, ‘Bingo.’ " Nikki Haley; Hope
Hicks
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#1**
SAG AWARDS: The publicist for this married A- list actress gave this
red
carpet host you all know a bunch of grief because for once in her life
the
host asked a tough question about a relative of the actress. It is
probably
the last time the host will ask such a question.
Alison
Brie (James Franco)/Giuliana Rancic
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#2**
SAG AWARDS: This just about permanent A list mostly movie actress who
is
an Academy Award winner/nominee was talking to herself on the red
carpet.
The actress, who has recently spent time on television was asking
herself
questions and then answering them as if someone was interviewing her,
complete
with the appropriate facial responses to each question. It was a little
unnerving.
Nicole
Kidman
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#3**
SAG AWARDS: This B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee which is the only reason she is still at B+ list was
coherent
and sober and lovely during the show. At rehearsals? A drunken mess who
couldn't
read one word on the teleprompter.
Marisa
Tomei
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#4**
SAG AWARDS: This closeted foreign born A- list mostly television actor
who
seems to frequently work for the same outlet couldn't get a fake date
last
night so he took an actor who was present when the A- lister was with
his
first man.
Alexander
Skarsgård (Jack McBrayer)
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#5**
SAG AWARDS: This A- list mostly movie actress who probably should be
lower
but that celebrity offspring thing and her past work keeps her that
high
got her lips filled this week. She broke the first rule which is to get
them
filled at least a couple weeks out of an award show. She sounded
completely
different and her lips were swollen. The saving grace for her was no
one
was focused on her lips.
Kate
Hudson
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#6**
SAG AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress who appears on a
still
hit almost television show has filled this space many many times. Last
night
at an after party she would not stop hitting on a waitress and kept
cornering
her and hitting on her. She kept touching the hair of the waitress and
tried
multiple times to grope her.
Taryn
Manning ("Orange Is the New Black")
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#7**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress only
gets
that high if you watch the award winning show on which she starred last
season.
She won't be back for the next season. It appears that it has nothing
to
do with her coke use which last night at an after party and throughout
this
whole week leading up to the show was at world class levels. Probably
how
she stays so slim too.
Vanessa
Kirby ("The Crown")
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#8**
SAG AWARDS: Speaking of coke use, it is usually this B+ list mostly
television
actress from this very hit almost television show who is doing line
after
line. Last night though, it was her co-star and his actress girlfriend
who
could not be stopped in their quest to do as much coke as possible. One
word
of advice would be to not use at the party hosted by your employer. It
makes
the employers very nervous and in a show like the one in which our
actor
stars, it is very easy to be killed off.
Show: "Stranger Things"
B+ list actress who usually does coke: Natalia Dyer
Co-star/girlfriend:
Joe
Keery/Maika
Monroe
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#9**
SAG AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has been
known
to beard happened on to a producer she had her eye on for a few months.
He
is casting for another season of a hit show and she wouldn't let anyone
near
him without being on his arm. She has no problems hitting the casting
couch
and she stays really busy because of it. She is also a diva on set
because
of it too and knows the producers won't say anything to her about it
because
of their history.
Olivia
Munn
(Go
Inside Olivia Munn’s SAG Awards Hair and Makeup Prep)
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#10**
PGA AWARDS: What started out as a great night for this former A+ list
mostly
movie actress turned permanent A lister who does not work much and this
A+
list showrunner ended badly. Apparently the showrunner wanted the
actress
to come to his defense to some reporters who are digging into his
sordid
past. The pair had a heated argument about the refusal of the actress
to
get involved and I don't think the friendship is going to be repaired
any
time soon.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Ryan Murphy
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#11**
PGA AWARDS: Betrayal: This actor is probably A- list since he does have
the
lead in a television show that is fairly popular, although a hit on
that
channel is not quite the same as having a hit network show. This actor
has
a long history of drug abuse in his past. He also got involved with
some
people in his past who are now affecting his life. Back when this actor
first
started he was casting couched by a male producer who then started
selling
the actor to various other producer and director friends. The actor,
who
is openly bisexual put up with it because he needed the work and he was
getting
a lot of parts. At one point he started seeing several producers on an
almost
full time basis to the point where he didn't act for nearly three years
after
his initial run of success. They were paying him a lot of money to be
on
call 24/7. When our actor decided to go back to acting he worked a lot.
He
has had a really stead career with a number of hits and misses, but has
focused
on television. He has a lot of movie credits, but compared to his
success
in television they don't really look as good and the choices he has
made
in movies have been more paycheck driven than anything else. About a
decade
ago he split from a wife and went on a drug and sex fueled rampage
through
Hollywood, the likes of which have not been seen in a long time. The
fact
it was kept quiet is because he was doing it at parties. Specifically
parties
being hosted by some of the producers he was hooking up with decades
earlier.
Now, they were much older but they still wanted young men. One of their
favorites
was a man in his early 20's. They set him up with our actor. What they
didn't
tell our actor in advance was that the man was HIV+. The man and our
actor
had a six month relationship and not once did the man tell the actor he
was
HIV+. None of the producers and directors who set him up and were also
now
HIV+ ever told the actor. It as as if they wanted him to join this club
of
theirs. When our actor discovered his status at checkup, he began a
campaign
to try and get the men to never be able to work again. He succeeded but
he
also threw his career for a loop and he had a good almost five year gap
where
he couldn't get booked for television and was making crap movies. He
finally
marked his return a couple years ago and has kept up his campaign to
make
sure the directors and producers stay out of the business.
Thomas
Jane
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#12**
PGA AWARDS: This B+ list dual threat actress was at the awards for
movies
rather than television. She is also a celebrity offspring and is
married.
She has never liked being married and that was evident at an after
party
where she stayed cuddled up and kissing a man who is not her husband.
Allison
Williams
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#13**
PGA AWARDS: An award winner was changed and replaced with someone else
within
the past couple of weeks to avoid a controversy.
James
Franco
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#14**
PGA AWARDS: This former B list mostly movie actress from a now defunct
franchise
is having a tough time getting work. Her last foray into television
caused
a fairly hit series to shut down for good after she was brought on
board.
Even after she was kicked off, the damage she wrought remained. While
at
the award show, she would not stop badgering this A+ list dual threat
actress
about a part in in the second season of a hit show. The pestering was
so
intense that the A+ lister bailed on after party because she heard the
former
B lister would be there.
Actress:
Nikki
Reed
Franchise: "Twilight"
Series: "Sleepy Hollow"
A+ lister/show:
Reese
Witherspoon ("Big Little Lies" season 2)
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#15**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list model/actress said she was
filming
a movie a couple of years ago with this foreign born A- list mostly
movie
actor who has a very very busy franchise for the next few years. She
says
that even though he was married, he counted down the days while filming
until
our actress turned 18 and then would not stop hitting on her. He tried
to
get her drunk. He tried to get her to do coke with him. She is fairly
sure
he tried to drug a drink or two of hers and made life just unbearable
the
last couple weeks of shooting.
Foreign born B+ list model/actress:
Odeya
(Rushinek)
Rush (born May 12, 1997 in Haifa, Israel)
Foreign born A- list actor: Sam Worthington ("Avatar" 2 thru
5)
Movie: "The Hunter's Prayer" (filming began in early November
2014)
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#16**
SAG AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress who is a part of an
almost
television show which was nominated last night fainted multiple times
throughout
the night. Once at the show and at least twice at the party hosted by
the
almost television service. Apparently our actress had not eaten
anything.
Not one bite of food for six days. She was allowing herself one glass
of
juice per day. She looked like death.
Natalia
Dyer ("Stranger Things")
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#17**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born A list mostly movie actor left a party
last
night because he said he was, "surrounded by f**king f**s." The Academy
Award
winner/nominee continues to be an a-hole on an almost daily basis, but
Hollywood
loves him.
Gary
Oldman
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#18**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who once
played
an iconic role but has been hit and miss since was at an after party
with
his foreign born A- list actress girlfriend but it didn't stop him from
collecting phone numbers whenever her back was turned or he could get
away
from her for a few minutes.
Matt
Smith ("Doctor Who")/Lily James
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#19**
SAG AWARDS: This B+ list mostly movie actress only gets that high
because
of the huge franchise she is in. Other than that she has not really
ever
done all that much and doesn't seem to be all that interested in doing
all
that much. Maybe some singing. Anyway, last night at an after party she
said
that while filming the first installment of the franchise, she walked
in
unannounced to the trailer of her married foreign born A list co-star
and
he was having sex with another man. She said he refused to talk to her
for
two days and had his assistant remind her to not say anything to his
wife
if she came to the set.
Alison
Sudol/Eddie Redmayne (Hannah Bagshawe) ("Fantastic Beasts and Where to
Find
Them")
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#20**
SAG AWARDS: In the same movie mentioned in #19, the actress said there
was
an aging Academy Award winner/nominee who was barred from interacting
with
any of the teenage walk-ons/extras after several complained to their
parents
about his behavior towards them. Jon Voight ("Fantastic Beasts and
Where
to Find Them")
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#21**
SAG AWARDS: So, this B+ list mostly television actor is on two hit
television
shows. One is pay cable and one is almost television. Explain to me how
he
can be all Time's Up and all of that, but when actually confronted by
two
women at a party last night and they asked him about his awful co-star
he
said, "I don't get involved in all of that." He then said he just does
his
job and what people do is not really his concern.
Tony
Hale ("Arrested Development" and "Veep")/Jeffrey Tambor
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#22**
SAG AWARDS: More than one person was busted taking photos of this
barely
a teenager when she would lean over. The actress, who stars on an
almost
television show had not worn a bra and at least one of the sick
photographers
who took a picture is a pap.
Millie
Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things")
(From
one to ten, her look was an 11! After Millie Bobby Brown turned heads
at
the SAG Awards with space buns and nail art, FEMAIL zooms in on her
winning
beauty look)
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#23**
SAG AWARDS: Yesterday I wrote about that foreign born actor/rapist.
Well,
last night he wore a Time's Up pin. A person who knows what he did to
that
woman many years ago asked him about it in front of the actor's wife.
The
person asking could tell the wife had never heard the accusation
before.
Interesting.
Joseph
Fiennes
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#24**
SAG AWARDS: This one named A+ lister at what he does has never really
had
a drug problem before but after hurting his back last year he has been
popping
all kinds of pills. Last night he was completely out of it and was
walking
through one party like a zombie. He wasn't interacting with anyone but
his
significant other and that was barely a joint interaction.
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#25**
SAG AWARDS: The publicist for this A list dual threat actress who was
nominated
last night and is an Academy Award winner/nominee got into a screaming
match
with this photographer who took a photo from what the actress considers
her
bad side and at an unflattering angle. You know, the angle which shows
she
actually does have wrinkles as is not a vampire.
Nicole
Kidman
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#26**
SAG AWARDS: While this dress worn by a former A list mostly movie
actress
made 99% of the worst dressed lists, it made the best dressed list on a
couple
run by fashion magazines. Apparently the designer who spends a ton on
advertising
made sure it did and they wanted to keep the designer happy.
Kate
Hudson (Valentino)
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#27**
PGA AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress who is still
starring
as the lead on a network show that was almost written off last year but
is
going strong again was hoping to run into that disgraced A list mostly
movie
actor. Yes, the one who is from an acting family. Apparently he did
something
to her back in the day and she was going to call him out about it in
front
of the press, but never got her chance. She was going to crash the SAG
Awards
when she heard he was going to show up there, but her agent and manager
talked
her out of it.
Jaimie
Alexander ("Blindspot")/James Franco
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#28**
PGA AWARDS: This former A+ list mostly movie actor was supposed to be
at
the awards in his role as a producer of a show from last season. He
never
left his compound in a different state though. He is holed up there
hiding
from process servers. Our actor is apparently being sued by three women
who
say he gave them STD's and two of the women claim he kept them against
their
will at his home in this other state for a week. Jim Carrey ("I'm
Dying
Up Here")
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#29**
Whisper In His Ear: Nowhere to be seen last night was this barely old
enough
to drink foreign born actress. Even if she was there, chances are good
you
wouldn't recognize her. You will. Very soon you will see her face
everywhere
in a new show being produced in her home country. It is the kind of
show
that will make it over here in a hurry and be a massive hit. Why would
she
have been there last night? She is the latest arm candy of this
permanent
A list mostly movie actor who is much much older than she. Our actor is
known
to all of you. He is known to almost every person in every corner of
the
planet. As he has grown older, his women have grown younger and
younger.
He somehow managed to ride a wave, bumpy to be sure, of him having sex
with
someone underage. It hasn't affected his career. In fact, since it
happened,
you could argue his career has even become stronger. It almost didn't
happen
that way. You see, something that wasn't seen in that underage scandal,
was
another person. Another person who was also very close to him for a
number
of years. Unlike the one that became kind of public knowledge, the 15
year
old never got out. The 15 year old he got pregnant and who now has a
grade
schooler. As far as I know, only two people besides the mother of that
child
know and one of them is paid off with tens of millions of dollars and
the
other is dead. It was the dead one that had him worried. She was the
one
who wanted to have his child. She was the one who wanted to be with
him.
Instead, as she got older he started to lose interest. She became
jealous
and started threatening to tell the world what she knew. He couldn't
have
that. He couldn't see his career come crashing down. He enjoyed the
fame
and perks and the young women he got to meet every single day who loved
when
he would touch them or at least pretend to as to not offend him. What
to
do? Well, he is an actor. A very good actor. There was someone very
close
to the jealous woman who was easily manipulated. That someone was
always
forgetting to take his meds which made him even more malleable. It also
made
him prone to violent rages. Our actor worked the certain someone into a
rage
until he ended up killing the jealous woman. No more problem. Our actor
could
continue to live his life as he pleased.
Actor:
Morgan Freeman
Dead one: E’Dena Hines step-granddaughter
Boyfriend: Lamar Davenport
306. MR
X 01/23 **#1**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is an Oscar
nominee/winner.
It is not just the studio that is keeping her away from a certain group
of
reporters, she also keeps her distance and always has.
Lupita
Nyong'o (speaking to African-American reporters ahead of Black
Panther)
(Lupita
ignoring a sea of black journalists and Marvel not wanting the stars of
Black
Panther to be interviewed by black journalists)
307. MR
X 01/23 **#2**
Another denier. This time it is this A+ list mostly movie actor who
wants
the world to believe he is doing things all on his own without help. Uh
huh.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Mark
Wahlberg (denies using steroids)
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#1**
This B+ list actor who is also a comedian and a host and was probably
A-
list a few years back when he had his own show is trying to settle with
a
woman who says the actor date raped her when he got her drunk and then
forced
her to have sex. The actor was and is married. Joel McHale
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#2**
This foreign born former A- list dual threat actor from hit movies and
hit
television moved on to some reality television. Documentary stuff
rather
than cheesy stuff. Anyway, our actor has always had a bit of a temper
and
a bit of a drinking problem. When he tried to take a swing at a guy in
a
bar a few weeks ago, our actor got laid out on the ground. He had been
such
an a-hole to everyone, that no one bothered to help him up.
Dominic
Monaghan ("Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan")
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#3**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is also a permanent A
list
singer says she is all about #Time's Up except when it comes to one of
her
family members and then she says the women who accused him of sexual
assault
and harassment are lying. Barbra Streisand/Josh Brolin
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#4**
Speaking of denial, this A- list mostly movie actor who also hosts a
"show,"
is pretending to be all high and mighty for the way he handled a
situation.
He forgets of course that he know all about the sexual assault and
abhorrent
behavior claims about a certain initialed comic a couple of years
earlier
but chose to ignore it because there was no outrage.
Zack
Galifianakis/Louis C. K. ("Baskets")
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#5**
This former A list singer in a group turned actor turned A list solo
singer
turned actor again is married to another man but hasn't stopped him
from
hooking up with a woman who used to be a beard for him back in the day.
Ricky
Martin (Rebecca de Alba)
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#6**
This former West Coast Housewife has been hooking up with guys for
money
and is not even being coy about it. Expenses need to be paid, so this
is
the way she is choosing to supplement her appearance income which is
minimal
these days. Brandi Glanville ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#7**
The Predator: I was talking to someone the other day about the movie
that
recently got screwed over simply because the actress who stars in the
movie
hadn't slept with someone who could make sure it did really well or
really
poorly. The actress, who is an Oscar nominee/winner has not really said
much
about it and there is probably a very good reason. If she did say
something,
people would start asking her questions about her past and how she got
her
start. There was that guy who was in her life for a lot of years and
got
her that first break. Our actress had sex with him for a lot of years
and
also brought him young actresses she would meet and he would have sex
with
them too. She was not alone in this. There was another Oscar
nominated/winning
actress who also got her big break after sleeping with him and
continued
to do so for a number of years. Because of the status of these two
actresses,
they were able to bring in a ton of young women and the only ones who
got
a break were the ones who slept with him.
Taraji
P. Henson ("Proud Mary") ("Baby Boy")/Vincent Cirrincione/Halle
Berry
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#8**
Another Scam: If you get one of his invitations that this former A list
mostly
movie actor turned trainwreck sends out, you think you should go. He
makes
the parties sound fun and also makes it seem like the money you pay is
all
going to charity. It isn't. It is going in his pocket. Oh sometimes he
might
send them a couple of bucks so he doesn't get sued by someone, but when
I
say a couple of bucks, I literally mean $2.00. If you are interested,
he
can offer men some VIP services. When you arrive you can pay an extra
amount
which is usually $500 to have a woman sit by your side all night and
pour
you drinks and of course you are helping out a good cause right. Later
that
night you will be offered some additional VIP services and you don't
have
to go anywhere because the actor has a spare bedroom you can use.
That's
right, you can have sex for an additional fee, but don't worry it is
all
going to a good cause. Did you notice there were cameras in the bedroom
because
there are. You should worry because the actor is always having money
issues
so you never know if they are going to be used for blackmail or not.
The
guy is just one scam after another and has been for years. I'm not sure
why
people now have decided its ok to start giving him money again.
Corey
Feldman
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#9**
Look for this current Oscar nominee to spill some very timely
information
about another current Oscar nominee who they used to be very close to.
I
bet it influences those votes. Daniel Day-Lewis/Gary Oldman
(domestic
abuse against then-wife Donya Fiorentino)
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#10**
As I predicted yesterday, apparently that pap taking pictures and video
of
that underage actress is selling copies to a bunch of sick creeps all
over
the world. That being said, it doesn't explain why a mainstream
magazine/website
also bought a version, although not as graphic as the one being sold to
others.
That magazine should be ashamed and shamed.
Millie
Bobby Brown (TMZ)
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#11**
Standing Ovation: So, do you think if this current Oscar nominee who is
not
one of the two mentioned in the earlier blind item wins, everyone will
give
him a standing ovation? A lifetime casting coucher? If you are female
and
wanted to be in his movies, you hit the casting couch. There is a blind
I
wrote many years ago about him and an actress ALL of you know who got a
role
because he made her have sex with him to get it. I think it ended with
her
looking up at an award or something while he was on top of her and that
she
thought he seemed nice. There is a postscript to all that. That
experience
shook her and she started drinking and doing drugs to cope. I wrote
about
all of that in separate blind items and how she lost a baby because of
those
drugs and booze. To this day she has never told me or anyone I know who
the
father of that baby was that she lost fairly well along into her
pregnancy,
but the top choice for the dad is this current Oscar nominee. I could
go
on and on about this nominee, but you just go ahead Hollywood and give
him
his standing ovation if he wins and talk about what a great guy he is.
Denzel
Washington (Sanaa Lathan)
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#12**
So, you know that disgraced serial cheating talk show host who got
fired?
Yeah, that one. The one who loves himself and thinks he will get
another
job soon. Anyway, that co-star of his he had the long term affair with?
Yeah,
well what if I told you that affair started two years earlier than
previous
thought. Why is that so significant? Well, because that means six
months
after they started hooking up she got the big promotion, and not the
standard
line of they started hooking up when they were equals so to speak. It
also
means she knew what was going on and the upper echelon all knew what
was
going on.
Matt
Lauer/Natalie Morales
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#13**
That jerk from #12? Yeah, well two years after he started hooking up
with
his co-star he was at an event similar to the one that is coming up
soon.
While there, our married jerk was hooking up with his co-star and also
that
celebrity chef who usually loves musicians. That is when they first
started
hooking up. So, the married guy having sex with two other women at the
same
time while he is getting paid for working and the company is paying for
all
the wining and dining of the mistresses.
Matt
Lauder/Giada De Laurentiis (2006 Winter Olympics)
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#14**
There is a story this former model tells about how she met her A list
celebrity
husband all of you know. The thing she always leaves out is that the
only
reason she met her future husband was the guy she was with, low balled
her,
so she bailed.
Beth
Ostrosky/Howard Stern
(her
story)
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#15**
For their next move, this mother/daughter reality duo who are not named
Jenner
or Kardashian are definitely going to pull one out of the Kardashian
playbook.
The daughter is debating between a nude pictorial for Playboy or a sex
tape.
Considering how much money her mom goes through and the expenses she
has,
she will probably make her daughter do a sex tape and probably take
half
the money.
Brielle
Biermann/Kim Zolciak-Biermann
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#16**
We Can't Let You Talk - The Church: Right after the calendar turned to
2018,
he was going to talk. He had to talk. He didn't want to go to jail for
lying.
He was going to have to talk to investigators in his own country. When
they
asked where the money was going and who he was paying and that secret
installation out in the middle of his country, that is where things
were
going to get more interesting. Investigators from the US would then be
called
in and that would set off alarm bells all over the place. Who is the he
mentioned
in the first paragraph? If you live in his country, you might not know
his
name but you knew his company. You knew his products. Almost every
single
person had probably used one of his products. People from all over the
world
used his products. It is why he was very very rich. He also had a lot
of
charities he supported. People also gave his charities money. He was
very
interested in creating products for people that his charities
supported.
That is how The Church became involved with him. That is the "product"
that
was created. Why was he going to talk to investigators? He got busted.
He
got busted for paying off people he shouldn't have paid off and he gave
them
a lot of money. He gave them enough money to do his bidding for the
rest
of his days. When investigators asked him did he give any money to
anyone
else he would answer yes. They would go through the list and one of
those
names was going to make some ears go up and some telephone calls made.
Lets
call that name F. Why did he give money to F? He wanted to try a new
product.
A product he had been testing not only in poor countries around the
world,
but also testing in a facility in the middle of his own country, away
from
prying eyes. Did he have permission to test it there? No. Those
indigenous
people thought they were signing up for something completely different
for
that money they were being paid. He finally got the product mastered
and
wanted to be able to sell it to the world. He thought of a way to do
that
and make a big splash. That is where F comes in. He gave a huge amount
of
money to F to get his product into a country at a time when all eyes
were
focused on that country. He wanted every news story to have pictures of
his
product and people talking about his product. That all happened. He got
his
wish and the product flew off the shelves. It flew off so quickly that
it
was easy to forget the early stages of the product that killed people
in
other countries and his own country. When faced with all of that in
front
of him, when he would have nothing left to save himself, the only thing
he
could possibly offer up was The Church. So, they killed him. Period.
And
now? That pesky investigation that was scheduled to happen is about to
be
called off. No one is going to ask any questions about anything.
Company
owner: Bernard and Honey Sherman
Home country: Canada
Company: Apotex (products)
F: Bill Clinton
Product: Apo-triAvir (generic HIV/AIDS drug)
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#1**
As much as she would like you to believe it is love sweet love, this
former
A- list syndicated actress who at one time was an A+ list celebrity is
with
the guy she is living with for money. Not his money, although he has
some.
She is being paid by her actual boyfriend and where she is now is much
closer.
Apparently where she is also allows her to meet regularly with a
certain
group for the boyfriend. Finally, the guy she is living with has family
members
who are of great interest to her actual boyfriend.
Actress:
Pamela Anderson
Living with: French soccer star Adil Rami
Actual boyfriend: Julian Assange
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#2**
This celebrity offspring who has done network reality and her own
reality
is by far the most famous of the offspring of this A list celebrity.
Apparently
the offspring would like to get back into reality and despite having a
significant other she is hooking up with a reality producer who flies
to
her town once a week for a few hours.
Bristol
Palin (Sarah Palin) (Dakota Meyer)/"Dancing With the Stars"/Austin,
Texas
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#3**
This foreign born B/B- list mostly movie actress who peaked a couple
decades
ago has also done reality. I forgot about that until I was writing the
sentence.
It was one of those cable programs that was popular almost a decade
ago.
Anyway, she has a minder with her from her home country. He and his
bosses
back home decide what crap low budget movies she will accept to star in
depending
on who they want her to sleep with. Despite living in LA, her films are
almost
always shot outside the US in the strangest of locations that almost no
other
actress would want to go. If you sit down with her, she can rattle off
30-40
names of government leaders around the world in these strange countries
she
has slept with under orders from her government.
Bai
Ling ("Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew")/China
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#4**
This barely there celebrity/actress who is the significant other of a
former
A++ list baseball player who retired awhile ago is hooking up with this
A+
list UFC star. Pete Rose/Kiana Kim
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#5**
It is kind of ironic that this former B+ list actress turned A+ list
celebrity
turned stay at home and complain about everyone in the world is always
having
to write checks for the way she hits on other people. She also is a
serial
cheater which is the reason every single one of her relationships the
past
decade or two have ended.
Rosie
O’Donnell
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#6**
This foreign born one named former A list singer who is not named Adele
was
spotted doing lines of coke at multiple parties in the past week. It
actually
is much bigger news that her significant other was spotted doing coke
too.
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#7**
This former A- list Disney actress who they want no part of any longer
is
a B+ list adult actress from an acting family. Within the last months
she
had to have a Narcan injection to save her life. She travels with
several.
Bella
Thorne
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#8**
The Video: I doubt even if I gave you a million clues you would be able
to
get the name of this model. She is from California and has several
hundred
thousand Instagram followers. She also has a sex tape with one of the
leading
candidates for Governor in California. Apparently she has more than one
sex
tape. She is big on Snapchat and is always recording everything. Some
of
those recordings are sex with this candidate. The recordings are from
various
hotels and also one in a changing room in a mall. You can hear the
store
closing announcement while this candidate is on his knees in front of
her
and umm, yeah. It is quite the look for him and would probably make an
interesting campaign ad. For her entire collection she is asking $10M.
Antonio Villaraigosa; Gavin Newsom
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#9**
I am all about the philosophy that you never use your own money to make
a
movie in Hollywood. I get that. However, maybe this back in the day A
list
mostly movie actor should cut back on the first class airfare and every
other
day Barney's shopping sprees with that film financing money from people
who
thought he was going to use the money to make an actual movie. It is
all
a big shell game and he is out trying to raise more to support the
lifestyle
he thinks he deserves.
Corey
Feldman (Sundance Film Festival)
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who has worked with this
foreign
born A- list mostly movie actor a couple of times now was talking smack
about
this a-hole A- list actor she dated on and off forever. The thing is he
would
always tell her he was single and that his ex was out of his life. The
actress
would then catch him cheating and the actor would yell at our actress
and
say it was his fault. She finally left him for good when his ex got
pregnant
by the actor even though he swore he had not been seeing her.
Foreign
born A- list actress: Mia Wasikowska
Foreign born A- list actor: Robert Pattinson
A-hole
A- list actor: Jesse Eisenberg
Ex: Anna Strout
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#11**
You probably won't guess the person, so go ahead and guess the show.
One
of the stars of this marriage type show left his country after killing
his
girlfriend.
Andrei
Castravet (Chisinau, Moldova) ("90 Day Fiancé")
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#12**
There is no love lost between these two recent film co-stars. Normally
they
are each A/A- list television actresses on respective hit shows. One is
foreign
born and one of the reasons the other actress dislikes her so much is
the
constant partying the actress does and the missed photocalls and press
appearances. Oh, and showing up wasted to the premiere probably didn't
help
either.
Claire
Danes ("Homeland")/Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")/"A Kid Like
Jake"
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#13**
Do you think this B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost
television
show knows about her boyfriend's STD? Yeah, her co-star boyfriend who
she
hasn't seen in a while. Apparently he picked it up while hooking up
with
some actress on that British soap every actor and actress in that
country
appears on at one time or another.
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#14**
This A+ list mostly movie actor and the foreign born model/wannabe
actress
set a world record for taking "random" staged photos. They spent about
20
minutes taking pictures in a variety of poses on a totally empty beach.
Apparently the model was supposed to be photographed in a bikini but
said
she was too cold.
Bradley
Cooper/Irina Shayk
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#15**
Good news for this pregnant A list reality star. A half sibling should
be
born at almost the same time and another about two months later.
Everyone
involved must be so proud.
Kylie
Jenner/Travis Scott
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#16**
Apparently this former almost A- list mostly movie actress thinks her
recent
actions will keep investigators from following her photo trail of
countries
and activities. Umm, it won't.
Lindsay
Lohan (deletes Instagram) (I think she realized it made her look bad so
she
turned Instagram back on)
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#17**
West Coast Collection: Unlike this A list celebrity I have written
about
a few times in the past month, who for today we shall call (W), most of
the
rest of her collection of friends don't really think it is a big deal
to
help her launder money. They think it is all fun and games and great
vacations.
Notice, I said most. One of the best friends W used to have was someone
from
a very similar background. We shall call her (S). S grew up with many
of
the same precepts. S is now a B+ list actress. A nice successful B+
list
actress who has had nice runs on some very big network shows, including
one
hugely successful long running show. That very long running show was
filmed
where W lives. Two or three times a week, S & W would get together
for
lunch or dinner. Despite W being married, S & W became lovers.
Apparently
that is something W has been known to do with others, whether they be
men
or women. W then began asking S to do some favors for her. Meet with
this
man or next time you go to a certain city can you drop off this package
to
another man. Most of these packages contained large sums of cash or
hundreds
and hundreds of money orders. S says that she put an end to it all
because
every day she felt like she was going to get arrested or killed. S
decided
not to renew her contract when it expired and moved all the way across
the
country. With S not helping her out any longer, W turned to this
permanent
A list performer/behind the scenes guy who all of you know. We shall
call
him Y. In the past W has slept with Y, but he prefers women much
younger.
He has slept with S on a number of occasions, which S says she did
because
she wanted to make W happy. There is a never ending stream of women who
come
into the life of Y and most are models and the like who travel all over
the
world. He gives them a package courtesy of W and they fly to their
little
corner of the world where they are working or yachting or acting or
whatever.
What do they care if they are bringing a package to someone and picked
up
$10K for doing it. As long as it isn't drugs, they think it's fine. W
felt
that Y needed someone more permanent to be seen with all the time so he
found
a girlfriend who fit the mold more of S. Not in the background so much,
but
what they do for a living. Another face who can run errands and is well
enough
known that she is rarely stopped for anything, even when crossing
borders.
We shall call her A. As a rule, A rarely if ever went on vacation or
traveled
before finding her way into the world of W and Y. Now? She travels
almost
every week and many of the trips are out of the country. Meanwhile, Y
keeps
on finding his models of the moment and sending them on their way too.
According
to S, she doesn't think Y or A or any of the models ever ask why. They
just
love the money and the travel and have no idea what they are doing is
illegal.
(W):
Huma
Abedin (Oscar de la Renta article in W magazine)
(S) B+ list actress:
Network shows:
(Y) A list performer/behind the scenes guy:
David
Foster
(A) girlfriend):
Katherine
McPhee
341. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 01/25
A single reality dad is starting over — but a crazy ex is hell-bent
on breaking up his sweet happily ever after. The reality dad found his
true
love, however, a former fling’s filial obsession with smearing his new
girlfriend’s reputation has veered into stalker territory. The exes
met through a mutual friend and their romp in the sack only lasted for
a
brief time. The ex girlfriend uses fake identities to twist the woman’s
past, and turn a clueless cast against her. The southern gentlemen has
been
slammed with tacit allegations, rumors and lies — all designed to
disrupt
his future, and wreck the romance soon to play out on a southern stage.
Nasty
fibs rooted in ferocious envy — one of the Seven Deadly Sins —
is muckin’ up the storyline y’all. But the truth will eventually
come out. Name the reality dad, the ex, new girlfriend and reality
show.
The
reality dad: Thomas Ravenel
The ex: Luzanne Otte
The new girlfriend: Ashley Jacobs
The reality show: "Southern Charm"
342.
POPBITCH
01/25
Which two members of the Britain's Got Talent family have been getting
rather
close? Their antics supposedly extend beyond just holding hands. Ant
McPartlin/Amanda Holden
343. MR.
X 01/25 **#1**
The Grammys are only a few days away and already there's drama. This
power
couple, a singer and her mogul/rapper husband, personally invited this
talk
show hostess (who's on their payroll) to be part of their entourage at
both
the Clive Davis party, the ceremony and the after parties. When
organizers
of the events heard about this breaking of protocol, usually the
Recording
Academy sends out the invites, they panicked. They barraged the couple
and
their PR people to disinvite their guest because of comments she made
about
the #MeToo movement , which someone from the husband's company is
really
pushing attendees at the ceremony to be supportive of. No word yet on
if
the talk show hostess will go or if she will skip, but I wouldn't be
shocked
if she stayed away.
Beyoncé
and Jay Z/Wendy Williams
344. MR.
X 01/25 **#2**
One of the organizers of the subtle protest movement that will be
happening
at the Grammys is also a procurer of young guys for that mogul who
hopefully
will be exposed soon.
Karen
Rait, rhythmic promotion at Interscope/Geffen/A&M Records
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#1**
This B list actress who can usually be found on television has an
interesting
tabloid past that makes all of you know her. Sure, her prime tabloid
days
were about a decade ago, but when you have a character in a movie based
on
you, then you know you are something else. Anyway, she was talking
recently
about something that happened to her in the #MeToo movement, but she
has
one thing wrong. She once tried to get a job by casting couching and
the
producer said no because he knew it would lead to trouble. Probably the
only
time he said no.
Anne
Heche/"Bowfinger"/Harvey Weinstein
(Anne
Heche says she was fired from a Miramax film 'after refusing to perform
oral
sex on Harvey Weinstein when he pulled out his penis during a
meeting')
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#2**
This foreign born A-/B+ list dual threat actress is really trying to
sell
her drug addiction as something else. I mean she is really trying hard
during
the hour a day or so she is not comatose.
Ruby
Rose
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit, very long
running
network show does not have a new girlfriend. Just because you are
photographed
with a woman the paps call his new girlfriend doesn't mean he has one.
The
actor, who is still technically married has a boyfriend. The boyfriend
was
with him the entire time the woman was there too.
Jessie
Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#4**
Apparently this former reality star turned celebrity turned possible
author
has recordings and texts/sexts from a married A++ lister that would
cause
just about every jaw in the country to drop.
Omarosa/President
Trump
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#5**
This former A list television personality host who also manages people
and
does a lot of other things to earn money is asking his ex for a loan.
Apparently
he has spent his entire fortune on woman and drugs and is also gambling
excessively. The guy has limited funds and a massive debt. His ex can
certainly
afford it, but will she do it. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#6**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who is on a show I
mentioned
earlier today was beat up recently at a strip club where he watched his
girlfriend perform. Apparently he got a little handsy with another
performer
and she didn't like it and a bouncer punched our actor.
Kevin
McKidd ("Grey’s Anatomy")
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#7**
It definitely will not be all fun and games when this permanent A+ list
mostly
movie actor finds out his daughter is acting as a beard for an actor.
Sylvester
Stallone’s daughter Sistine/Gregg Sulkin
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#8**
Punk Terrorist: This former A+ list singer from a former A+ list group
is
probably pretty close to permanent A list. In the past he has had all
kinds
of substance abuse issues. Apparently in order to deal with those
substance
abuse issues and mental stability issues he is on a variety of
medications.
Despite all of those, the FBI recently investigated him multiple times
within
the past year because our singer told someone about something the
singer
shared. It was disturbing enough and the singer seemed serious enough
that
the person called the police who then told the friend to call the FBI.
The
singer was talking about driving a vehicle into a crowded group of
people
and had fantasies of what it would look like. Even after the FBI
interviewed
him, he apparently was still telling this person about the fantasy who
then
told the FBI again. Since then, the singer has not spoken to the person
about
anything, probably catching on they were the ones who told the FBI.
Tom
DeLonge ("Blink 182")
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#9**
This foreign born permanent A list model/host/mogul has been having
threesomes
every single night to try and keep her boyfriend from cheating on her
again.
This doesn't sound like something that is going to work long term.
Heidi
Klum/Vito Schnabel
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#10**
This on screen couple are back to disliking each other again.
Apparently
during the press tour for the last go round, this foreign born A- list
dual
threat actor was sleeping with his wife and his on screen lover and
another
woman who was traveling with him who he met while he was attending a
golf
tournament. That was too much for the co-star and when she found out
all
of it, has not been warm in her response to him. The wife is still
around
and as far as I know the other woman is too.
Jamie
Dornan (Amelia Warner)/Dakota Johnson
("Alfred
Dunhill Links Championship")
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#11**
This little campaign planned for a big event this weekend is going to
look
really foolish and privileged if women of color don't start getting
invited
to participate. Oh, and getting someone to sponsor the gesture is also
a
really bad idea too.
Event:
Grammy’s
Campaign: "Voices in Entertainment" (wear a white rose)
Invites: Kelly Clarkson, Halsey, Cyndi Lauper, Dua Lipa, Rita Ora
Sponsors: "Roc Nation" (Jay Z); "Interscope/Geffen/A&M
Records"
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#12**
It is all about the brand. I have been saying this for months. If it is
convenient, things are done, and if it is not, then everything on the
outside
is ignored. This A- list mostly movie actress who kind of has a
franchise
I guess if they make another installment is married to a guy who has
treated
women like crap his whole career. He supports friends who treat women
like
crap. So, it is very unlikely that this actress will even pretend to
hear
the noise about whether or not to accept an award certain people want
her
to reject.
Actress:
Mila Kunis
Franchise: "Bad Moms"
Award: Hasty Pudding's "Woman Of The Year"
Husband: Ashton Kutcher
Friend: Danny Masterson
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#13**
This foreign born C list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister in
a
corner of the entertainment world is having health issues again. Her
bulimia
is ever present and she has lost all the weight and more she had been
able
to gain the past couple of years.
Allegra
Versace (Donatella)
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#14**
There is a war behind the scenes of this network reality show about
whether
to extend an invite to this celebrity/reality star/author. The war
though,
is not for the reason you might think. The war is whether someone from
this
family is ever going to be popular on the show. So far, the answer has
always
been no.
Caitlyn
Jenner ("Dancing With the Stars")/Kris Jenner
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#15**
This former A+ list reality star who all of you know and probably all
hate
has a significant other but is also hooking up with a really good
friend
of her brother-in-law. Paris Hilton/Chris Zylka/Brother-in-law,
Nicky’s
husband James Rothschild
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#16**
They Walk Right In: Back in the day, this person was a big celebrity. A
foreign
born singer. They even almost made the top 20 with several songs. Have
you
heard of them? Probably not just off the top of your head, but you have
probably
heard her story. She was raped and molested beginning from a very young
age.
Her parents enabled it and she was offered up to various much much
older
celebrities long before she was even in her mid teens. There was the
one
time she had sex with an entire A+ list band one night because the band
paid
her parents some money. She says it was only about $250, but her
parents
said it was enough. This kind of thing is bound to make anyone messed
up
and she is no exception. The thing is though, she now drags teens the
same
age she was into the same kind of situation. She actually works with
young
teens. Specifically she works with young female teens from very strict
religious
families. Very strict religious families. They send their daughters to
our
former celebrity when the daughters have issues at home or school or
look
like they could be headed down a path of wickedness. I have always
wanted
to use that word in a sentence. This I think is the first time. Anyway,
this
former celebrity who was A list in her own country and a couple of
others
at one point spends time interviewing the young teens. They all come to
her.
They all have issues and our former celebrity identifies which ones
would
be willing to have sex with older men. Most of the older men are elders
of
various churches that participate in this program. Some are pastors of
the
various churches. We are not talking about huge numbers here. Maybe a
dozen
or so teens a year that are forced to go through "extra counseling,"
and
the parents are so blinded by their trust and faith in these religious
leaders
that they bring their young daughters to the home or office where their
daughters
are going to get molested or raped. When there are pregnancies, they
are
aborted and the parents never told. It is just one messed up cycle of
abuse.
361. MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 01/26
And baby makes… WTF?! Rumor has it a wildly popular, Emmy-winning
series
on a premium cable network is plotting a pregnancy twist that promises
to
be… surprising is an understatement. The plan — which, as always,
is subject to change — is for the character’s baby bump to be unveiled
when the show in question makes its anticipated return in (ugh) 2019.
Suffice
it to say that the unlikely pregnancy will have more than a few
implications,
both dramatic and darkly comedic. Oh, and you’ll probably make an
immediate
assumption about the identity of the baby daddy. But you know what they
say
about people who assume, right? Don’t make me spell it out. OK, I’ll
spell it out: They make an as out of su and me. (That’s not a clue,
it’s just me putting a silly twist on a tired old joke.)
CLUE: The show in question airs on…
HBO!
"Game of Thrones": Cersei Lannister/Euron Greyjoy/Gregor Clegane
("The
Mountain"; Missandei/Tyrion Lannister
"Veep": Selina Meyer
"Big Little Lies": Madeline Martha Mackenzie/Joseph Bachman
362. MR.
X 01/26 **#1**
More Grammys drama, again with the permanent A+ list singer and her
husband.
It looks like their in invited guest from a previous BI backed out
after
all, as I predicted. But there was another dilemma, two of her
husband's
mistresses will be attending, so she had the seating arrangements
changed
so that they will be far away from the couple. She's done this before,
by
the way.
Beyoncé
and Jay Z
(Rita
Ora)
(Rihanna)
363. MR.
X 01/26 **#2**
What LA based female celeb blogger and her site is the newest
mouthpiece
for that reality momager? The "insider" usually quoted by the site is
usually
the momager or a PR flunky. A good majority of posts on the site are
supportive
of the momager and her family and venomous to people who the momager
hates
which is a giveaway.
Bonnie
Fuller ("Hollywood Life")
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#1**
This former A+ list tweener was asked to perform this weekend and then
when
the people who asked, saw what kind of shape the singer is in from
drugs,
they rescinded their offer.
Justin
Bieber ("The Grammys")
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#2**
This former A list dual threat actor who was only dual threat and only
A
list when he played a certain role is setting up his alibi. Look for
something
tragic to happen to his significant other in the very near future. Hey,
he
got away with the same type thing before. No one even thought to think
of
him as a suspect.
William
Shatner (Capt. James T. Kirk)/Elizabeth Anderson Martin
(third
wife Nerine Kidd Shatner accidental drowning at the bottom of their
backyard
swimming pool)
366.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#3**
This Teen Mom star has been cheating on his significant other for
almost
a year. Eventually, when she starts having a clear head she is going to
catch
on and that could finally push her over the edge to suicide.
Tyler
Baltierra/Catelynn
367.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#4**
It looks like this A- list mostly television actress from a very hit
long
running network show that will eventually end is finally realizing her
soon
to be husband is a serial cheater and this marriage will end in divorce
too.
She delayed the date of the wedding.
Kaley
Cuoco/Karl Cook
368.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#5**
There was no there there between this A- list mostly television actor
from
a long running network show and this former A- list mostly television
actress
turned B lister and fading. She has always been for the past five or so
years
play for pay. Not by the hour or anything, but definitely by the month.
I'm
not saying that the permanent A list mostly movie actor didn't get an
exception
to the monthly rule. He got some kind of weekend special based on their
long
history together while he was married.
Jesse
Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")/Minka
Kelly/Sean
Penn (Robin Wright)
369.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#6**
This B list celebrity/reality star/part-time porn star fulfilled his
goal
of having sex with the arch enemy of his ex. I don't know if he filmed
the
whole thing like he wanted but there are definitely clips he is
offering
for sale of some of the action.
Ray
J/Blac
Chyna/Kim Kardashian
370.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#7**
This long time Hollywood print/website reporter not named is willing to
defend
any male celebrity accused of any bad behavior if the price is right.
He
will also go after any woman making the accusations if the price is
right.
It is getting pretty embarrassing. Not AJ Benza. Harvey Levin/TMZ
371.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#8**
Sweating Bullets: There are some pervs in Hollywood who are really
freaking
out right now. In a high profile celebrity arrest within the past
couple
days, a woman was arrested with the person who made it high profile has
an
interesting past. She is the go to person to make videos which look
like
child porn. Technically I guess it would be tween porn? She is legal
but
she can look and play super young. When she was about 18 or 19 she made
so
many sex videos where she pretended to be 12 or 13 and you would never
know
the difference. She made these videos on demand. Customers would pay
her
usually $5K-$7500 for the videos and many of them were paid for by
Hollywood
actors and directors. At least one I know of has a disgraced A lister
having
sex with her while he calls her his daughter. She is the kind of person
who
was under the radar before. When she gets out on bail some reporter is
going
to ask her what happened and she is not going to talk much about her
case,
but she will happily talk about her past making sex tapes and who all
of
her customers are and their tween fetishes.
Danni
Tamburo (arrested with Adam Hicks)/Charlie Sheen
372.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#9**
This A list director who is staying in the shadows has coughed up some
money
for an accused friend. The director is paying the legal bills of that
disgraced
former rep who funneled young talent to the director to exploit.
Bryan
Singer/yler Graham
373.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#10**
The Dancing Boy: I have left this one as is from the person who sent it
in
because I think their voice is important to the context. Back in the
day,
there were lots of these Tom Cruise scenes filmed of boys by directors.
It
was kind of a go to thing they did to get boys half naked. The story
begins
when I was seven, and attending the annual school carnival. While I was
waiting
in line for one of the games I was approached by the mother of one of
my
classmates, who had with her her friend - a casting agent for "big,
young
talent" (if I'm rembering his first words to me correctly). He told me
I
had a "real fresh" look, and could he speak to my parent or guardian
about
getting some portfolio shots, and possibly some work. I fetched my
mother
and he gave her his card, dropping a few names, and flattering her
about
my "potential." She told him she'd talk it over with my dad, and get
back.
I could tell she was a little suspicious of him. But, this being the
early
80s, and I being a gen xer, dad said I should be able to make my own
decisions.
I had little concept of it (the closest brush I'd had with fame or
rather
"fame" was being mistaken by a airline employee for Ricky Schroder a
year
earlier and then being thronged by fans - he'd just done "the Champ"),
but
seeing myself on tv sounded fun, and of course all the pizza, soda, and
toys.
We didn't even need to call the agent, because within a day or two he
called
us, presumably having gotten the number from the friend's school
directory.
A series of modeling gigs followed, often for mundane things - store
circulars,
product packaging - most or all of it, I'll guess, lost to time, as
well
as a few commercials, bit parts, and of course community theater (most
of
that "family themed" - which was big back then). It wasn't for another
six
years - I was thirteen by then - that I finally got the Call. My agent
said
there was an audition coming up for the lead role in a flick by an
up-and-coming
genre director. I was, he said, on the short list for "special
consideration."
Not expecting anything to come of it (as nothing of significance had
for
more than a half-decade), I read for the part, and ad libbed a little.
Much
to my surprise, I got the Job. I guess the pr machine revved up after
that,
because within a few weeks I was getting calls from teen mags for
pictures
and interviews. Then came a kind of local celebrity, stories in the
paper,
invitations, and awards (I hadn't even done anything yet). Finally, the
shoot.
I had a trailer with my name on the door and a woman who followed me
around
all day, supposedly looking after my "interests." It all seemed so
mundane,
people doing their jobs. But I was giddy - almost famous as they say.
In
retrospect, I realize that certain members of the crew looked at me not
with
jealousy, but pity. They knew more than I did. A couple weeks into the
production
the director took me aside and told me there'd been some last minute
changes
to the script. Specifically, a scene had been added by the writer(s),
and
himself. It was not unlike that scene in the 80s Tom Cruise movie minus
the
shirt, and socks. I was, of course, embarrassed by the thought of it -
not
least because it didn't seem to have anything to do with the movie -
but
there was no one around to tell me I might have some choice in the
matter.
And even at the time the director cleared the set of everyone but him
and
the camera man, I thought it was for my privacy, rather than their
secrecy.
It was only when my agent showed up on set moments later that I got a
truly
uncomfortable feeling. I did as I was told and there were several
takes,
after the last of which the director came over - without calling cut -
and
sat me down on, literally, a couch (this was a living room scene). I'd
rather
not get into all the details, but when the agent came over and it was
clear
one of them was there to hold me down (I guess they were going to take
turns),
I broke free and bolted for the door. I ran out through the lot and
into
a busy thoroughfare, still mostly unclothed. Cars slammed on their
brakes,
others blared their horns and swerved to avoid me. Finally, two
security
guards I recognized from the studio - they were on a coffee break
across
the street - saw me on the median, and rushed over. One of them gave me
his
coat to put around me. I was rescued, or so I thought. I told them what
had
happened, and they seemed understanding. But when they started to lead
me
back to the lot, I grew concerned. Where were we going? Just to get
your
clothes, one of them said, and get you home. Once we were back on the
lot,
though, an ambulance pulled up. Before I knew it, I was strapped to a
stretcher
and taken to the psych ward. The director, backed by the studio,
claimed
I had been using drugs, and they'd had to test me regularly for weeks.
That
my blood and urine tests in the hospital came back negative only meant
to
the studio and the doctors that I'd switched to designer drugs (which
couldn't
be detected in tests), and had run out into traffic in a failed suicide
attempt.
I was kept in the hospital, heavily medicated, and often in restraints,
for
close to a month. A girl I met there was an up-and-coming actress about
my
age also involved with at least one studio project. She had been or
rather
become uncooperative (stuff had already happened to her), and she was
put
in the place to "straighten" her out. What they didn't account for was
that
she feigned continued madness (or maybe it wasn't an act, after what
had
happened) so she wouldn't be returned to them, and her parents (who
didn't
object to what they were doing to her). As far as what happened to me,
It
was only after agreeing to the studio's version of events that I was
released.
Of course, my career was over. There was at least one tabloid item
about
my "bad boy behavior," and the industry press reported that the
production
was cancelled because it was too far along to find a replacement. You
can't
expect to cost a studio millions, and continue to work, I remember
reading.
What that reporter didn't understand was that they had what they
wanted,
or at least almost - footage of their own private dancing boy (and I'm
sure
they had further opportunities to fully consummate their fantasy). The
good
news is that I found a shrink who believed me, but was willing to humor
certain
powerful people and their version of events for my protection. He let
me
off the anti-psychotics, while officially not doing so (they were
disposed
of secretly by his office), and after a couple years of intensive talk
therapy
I started to feel like myself again.
374.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#11**
My favorite walking blind item/B list television actress is the only
person
I know who complains about getting more publicity than she has in
years,
outside of her courtroom appearances. Maybe she should pay the people
she
wants to help her and she wouldn't have to deal with these first world
issues
she considers so important.
Taryn
Manning/Stylist had her wear a $200 dress to the Grammy Awards
375.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#12**
I feel like I have been telling you about this A- list mostly movie
actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee forever. The sometime singer and
permanent
jerk is finally about to get busted for at least some of the underage
and
legal women he has assaulted over the years. One he tag teamed
assaulted
with that awful photographer is about to sue them both. Jared
Leto/Terry
Richardson
376.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#13**
For the past year I have updated you on the status of this very thirsty
wife
of an A list mostly television actor. The actor, who has starred on
back
to back hit network shows called in every favor he could and his wife
finally
got to quench a little of her thirst. Even though she hasn't really
worked
in her chosen profession much at all over the past few years while
looking
for a way on to the television screen, she is now considered an expert
by
this network. I give this a few months before she pulls a diva like she
did
before and gets canned. One thing the network did which was crappy was
they
made her use her husband's last name. She never uses his last name.
Bojana
Jankovic-Weatherly (Michael Weatherly) ("Today")
(writer
for "TVWWW")
(Dr.
Bojana)
377.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#14**
A one weekend yachting excursion to the Middle East for this former A+
list
reality star. Oh, she is going to work too, but is getting paid pennies
for
the work gig and just about six figures for the weekend's other
activities.
Paris
Hilton (Qatar)
378.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#15**
This B+ list mostly movie actress has had a piece of two franchises.
Both
comedies. She is known by all of you even though she doesn't work as
much
as she used to. Anyway, when she told this permanent A list mostly
movie
actor who is old that she got a new breast lift and enlargement, the
actor
said really and then reached out and grabbed them. Just no hesitation
at
all. He then kept staring at them. Creepy dude.
Heather
Graham/Robert Redford
379.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#16**
He Made Me: "We were sitting on set. It was the fifth or sixth take and
I
asked her if she wanted to do something fun like go to Las Vegas that
weekend.
She seemed interested and then I said maybe we could get tickets to see
a
show. I told her that _____________ was going to be performing and we
could
see him. She looked at me so calmly and said she had no interest in
ever
seeing him perform. I asked her why and she proceeded to tell me a
story.
She said it right there on set. She talked for a good thirty minutes
about
a day a decade earlier when she met him for the first time. You could
tell
by the way she remembered every last detail from the way he smelled to
what
he was wearing that she thought about this a lot and affected her every
day
since." At the time it happened, the actress who is the subject of this
blind
was in her mid teens. She wasn't even old enough to drive. She was
pretty
close to A list at the time and would be for the next several years.
She
starred on a very hit network show. The show was about to go into its
second
or third season and there was huge promo campaign for the new lineup.
This
was back when the fall issue of TV Guide was must reading. It was by
far
the number one most popular magazine sold each week and that issue was
like
printing money. As part of the campaign, the network decided to promote
all
their shows via a special. The special was hosted by a an A+ lister who
acted
like an A+ lister. Unlike almost every other part of the promo, the one
involving
our actress and the A+ lister forced them to be together. Alone. Yes,
there
were crew present for the actual shoot, but they wouldn't do or say
anything
about this A+ lister or anything he did. In the scene, the actress was
supposed
to wear something reminiscent of her character on the show. The A+
lister
didn't like that and made the actress wear something which was much
more
feminine. He said it would be better if she didn't wear a bra. The
actress
remembered how he would constantly come up to her and rub her
shoulders,
which were bare in the top he had chosen. He was also always slipping
the
straps off her shoulders which would cause the top to fall. When they
rehearsed,
the A+ lister was constantly exposing himself to her and masturbating.
He
made her touch him while he touched her and she says he tried to rape
her
but finished before he could actually penetrate her. He tired to get an
additional day of shooting alone with her but the network wouldn't pay
for
it. She says that it was about a 15 hour day and that he was touching
her
or forcing her to touch him for about 14 hours of it.
Actress:
Kristy McNichol
Network show: "Family"
A+ lister: David Copperfield
Special: "The Magic of ABC"
380.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#1**
The Dancing Boy - Extra Clues: When posting The Dancing Boy blind item
yesterday
I didn't include his first sentence or last paragraph because I wasn't
sure
if he wanted them included. They add a few more clues and might
identify
him. Last night he agreed to include them. In telling this story, I
have
to remain anonymous for now because of the project in development, and
because
a part of me is still fearful about what certain men might do when it
all
comes out. There is, as I suggested at the outset, a feature in the
works
that incorporates this story in the form of a taxi cab confession. The
broader
story happens a few years later. Set in suburban LA, three local boys -
all
of whom had alleged abuse by members of a breakaway ultra-orthodox
Catholic
church and its affiliated reform school for boys - turn up dead, and
the
town falls under the spell of a satanic panic. According to the rumor,
spread
like wildfire, the first death was "a Christian," the second a
"virgin,"
and the third a "betrayer." All are said to have been murders, and part
of
a satanic initiation rite. Even the sheriff believes it. Before long,
I'm
no longer reading or hearing about it, but a part of it, suspected
along
with my closeted boyfriend (from a conservative Catholic family), and
an
out gay teacher from the high school (who doubles as a facilitator for
the
local lgbt youth group), of the killings (for little more reason, a la
the
West Memphis Three, of being a little unusual in this straight laced
town).
I am forced to make a final sacrifice, to choose between the mad love I
feel
for this other young man, and losing him, but telling the truth. You'll
know
it when it comes out because it shares a title with a certain classic
Christmas
song about a boy percussionist.
381.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper recently lost a baby because of her
substance
abuse issues.
Nicki
Minaj
382.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#3**
This foreign born A- list one named singer has been doing her best to
avoid
seeing this A+ list singer while they are both in the same town. The A+
list
singer destroyed a previous relationship of the A- lister and the A-
lister
doesn't want a repeat performance. Lorde/Taylor Swift
383.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#4**
This foreign born D list mostly movie actress who has no problems
getting
naked in movies and most of you know or have seen pictures/stories of
despite
the D rating paid $2M towards the financing of a movie to get herself a
part.
A big part, but maybe some acting lessons would be the better route.
Louise
Linton (Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin)
384.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#5**
This former A list host who also has acting in his past still works a
lot
and all of you know him. He got slapped at a Grammy party by our
favorite
foreign born B+ list singer/actress when the former A lister came up
behind
her and started rubbing on her. Nick Cannon/Rita Ora
385.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#6**
This foreign born still one hit wonder was yelling at this married
singer
who had by far the biggest hit of 2017. Well, he sang it with at least
one
other person. Anyway, the foreign born singer was at this pre Grammy
party
and started listing all of the times she had sex with him or done other
things
with him and as she recited each act got louder and said she wanted
what
he promised her. She was shaking when she finished. He was in shock and
just
wanted an escape. He got out of there as quickly as he could.
Iggy
Azalea/Luis Fonsi (Republic Records Pre-Grammy Party)
386.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#7**
This former A+ list tweener turned B+ list adult singer about to try
and
recapture that old tweener fame abruptly left a party he was attending.
His
girlfriend knew he was hammered and wanted him out of there before
anything
bad happened. He wanted to stay, but it was going to be bad. She
grabbed
him and forced him outside.
Sophie
Turner/Joe Jonas
387.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#8**
The Initiation Fee: A few years ago I wrote about this annual event
that
is nothing but a front to make money disguised as a charity. It is an
event
that has only been going on since the initial item I wrote. They have
definitely
found new ways to raise money, all under the guise of pretending
something
is charitable. I love their new six figure program which is nothing
more
than an initiation fee that gets you whatever kind of sexual
dalliances/strange
fetishes you want fulfilled. The only hook is that you have to be
willing
to do so in a certain country. The crazy thing, well two crazy things
are
that the charity advertises the heck out of these six figure donations
and
they actually have received several from people who have no idea why
the
others donated. The "charity" just pockets those. The other crazy thing
is
this all takes place in the same country that The Church used for its
experiments. I think the last part is just a coincidence and that
everyone
knows that particular government is corrupt.
Annual event:
Mama
Hope and Global Citizen
Country:
Uganda
388.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#1**
This talk show host has not always been a talk show host. Back in the
day
she was famous for doing something else in the entertainment world.
During
that time while she was A list, and in charge, she did nothing while
sexual
harassment was going on around her.
Ellen
Degeneres/Jeremy Piven ("Ellen")
389.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#2**
This former reality star turned singer turned sometime actress turned
in
the news for all the wrong reasons got some very large new breasts.
Apparently
her husband wants to start making porn videos with her.
Fantasia
Barrino/Kendall Taylor
390.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#3**
People forget that this former A list singer/part-time network reality
star
got fired because he used to drug and rape women. Apparently things
have
not changed much. He was groping and fondling several women at a pre
Grammy
party this weekend.
CeeLo
Green
391.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#4**
"Hi, it's nice to see you again."
"I'm sorry. Have we met before?"
"Yes, we have met many times. I am married to your ex-husband."
"OK. Well, have a good night. It was nice to meet you."
Conversation last night between a permanent A list singer and the
singer
who is the current wife of an ex-husband of the permanent A lister.
Mariah
Carey/Thalia
(Tommy Mottola) (Clive Davis and Recording
Academy
Pre-GRAMMY Gala)
392.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#5**
The very thirsty sometime reality star wife of this former A list
mostly
television actor wants to stay on television and have future reality
projects.
She is currently handling the PR for the accusations against the former
A
lister and not doing a very good job. She is desperate to hang on to
the
little amount of fame she has.
Peaches
Renee' Sloan (Scott Baio) (Nicole Eggert molestation when she was 14
years
old)
393.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#6**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity who is known in every
corner
of the world is becoming much more open about the woman he is seeing
who
is not his wife. What used to be a few furtive hours here and there is
turning
into much more. So far, his foreign born A- list celebrity wife seems
content
to stay married. David Beckham/Victoria "Posh Spice"
394.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#7**
This foreign born A- list model was spotted in a bathroom stall
shooting
up heroin the other night. The model, who is currently dating an A-
lister
was introduced to the drug when she hung out with this barely there
celebrity
offspring of barely there rich celebrities for a few weeks last summer.
Suki
Waterhouse (Darren
Aronofsky)/someone
at Cara Delevingne’s 25th birthday party in Mexico
395.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#8**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar nominee/winner
has
had multiple opportunities to work with female directors and to
advocate
for them to get jobs. There he sits though wearing those pearl pins at
award
shows pretending to be a champion of women. Please. He is a champion at
cheating
on his wife with co-stars though. He is really good at that. Just that
awww
shucks kind of attitude and then he makes his move. Generally makes his
move
on the actresses with one or two lines. He probably thinks it is
consensual
but if they say no, they certainly do have a habit of getting replaced
or
ending up on the cutting room floor. So, with that kind of power he
holds,
do they really have a choice if they want to be in the movie? If he
thinks
it is consensual, why doesn't he pick a co-star of equal status? Have
you
ever wondered why there could have been the same co-star in a few
movies
he has made, but they were all one and done? They see what happens.
They
give him looks. Denzel Washington
396. TAMARA
TATTLES 01/29
This reality show participant on a show that is filming now, is holding
out
during this season of filming. If the network wants her in, not only
will
they have to backtrack to include her, they will have to meet her
contract
demands that include not including large parts of her story. I have a
feeling
this one’s demands will be met, because she is the only one who has
anything at all going on in her life, and half her life is more
interesting
than the others put together. She is the only cast member that does not
rely
on the show for her primary income.
Asa
Soltan Rahmati ("Shahs of Sunset")
397. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/29
Sources tell me an A list reality star has signed a special contract
with
President Trump to keep stum about their past working relationship and
faces
a big penalty if they violate the terms.
Omarosa
Manigualt ("Celebrity Big Brother")
398. MR.
X 01/29 **#1**
GRAMMY AWARDS: What actor and rapper pulled a Willie Nelson and smoked
a
synthetic marijuana joint in the bathroom of Madison Square Garden,
leaving
it reeking of pot? He wasn't the only one smoking, not just pot, in the
bathroom
either.
Donald
Glover
399. MR.
X 01/29 **#2**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Which two female singers, both nominated for Grammys,
flipped
each other off when they were on the red carpet? Even after the
recently
released news about singer #1 knowing about singer #2's sexual assault,
they
still hate each other's guts.
Lady
Gaga/Keisha
400. MR.
X 01/29 **#3**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Singer #1 from the previous BI was seen with some
suspicious
white powder up her nose when she got out of her limo but it was gone
by
the time she got on the red carpet. Lady Gaga
401. MR.
X 01/29 **#4**
GRAMMY AWARDS: What video vixen who performed, in a sense, last night
is
going to have a busy summer? She's already a yachting season veteran,
but
after appearance in that music video she is in high demand.
Zuleyka
Rivera ("Despacito")
402.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#1**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This foreign born A list singer was at an after party
last
night and was caught orally servicing a guy not his boyfriend.
Sam
Smith
403.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#2**
GRAMMY AWARDS: If you want to know one of my guesses for next singer to
overdose
it would be this A- list ingenue who is hooked on opiates. Last night,
she
was so out of it, that there were probably dozens of people at an after
party
who thought it might be the last time they ever saw her alive.
Lana
del Rey
404.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#3**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This former A- list rapper who also is a former A- list
actress
now has another gig. She was telling people last night her marriage
sucks
and that she didn't think her husband would cheat on her as much as he
does.
Eve
(Maximillion Cooper)
(Missing
something? Eve goes braless and rocks a red sequined blazer as she
leads
celebrity red carpet at Universal Music Group Grammys after
party)
405.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#4**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This winner last night took his celebrating to an
extreme.
He is back on coke in a big way and was one of the very few to openly
use
at the actual show. It brought the A lister down before.
Bruno
Mars
406.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#5**
GRAMMY AWARDS: At his first stop at an after party last night, this B+
list
actor who happens to also be a celebrity offspring came to the party in
full
women's dress including a long hair wig and fake breasts. Jaden
Smith
407.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#6**
GRAMMY AWARDS: The WTF did you do to your face and who are you and why
have
you done this to yourself moment went to this former A- list celebrity
who
used to get naked for a living before a checkered career as a host and
an
actress.
Jenny
McCarthy
408.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#7**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress might
pretend
she has a boyfriend, but last night at a party she told this producer
if
he wanted to spend some time with her later on during the evening to
just
text her and she would come right over.
Rita
Ora
409.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#8**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This permanent A list singer said, "Don't talk to me for
the
rest of the night. You are awful. Now hold my hand and smile."
Apparently
the argument that preceded it with her A list husband is the reason
they
were late to the show.
Beyoncé/Jay
Z
410.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#9**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This B- list singer who is only that high because of all
the
attention she has brought herself the last year is a plant from that
crazy
religion. She, along with multiple people she is friends with from that
religion
have each done the complete opposite of what was being advocated last
night.
Joy
Villa (wore anti-abortion dress) (Scientologist)
411.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#10**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A-/B+ list country singer who probably should be
higher
on the list and had a big night last night just keeps expecting
different
results from her celebrity significant other. He cheats and she
forgives
and it is a cycle that just won't stop.
Maren
Morris/Ryan Hurd
412.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#11**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A+ list singer is convinced she will be asked
political
questions on any red carpet so refused to attend last night.
Taylor
Swift
413.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#12**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A- list singer wannabe actress skipped last night
because
she didn't want to be asked about her new movie which she won't
apologize
for. The singer also apparently went to rehab for one night earlier
this
month in her home state but left.
Selena
Gomez
(Woody
Allen movie "A Rainy Day in New York") (Texas))
414.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#13**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This former A+ list singer who is probably still A- list
because
of her past work was wasted out of her mind last night. The married,
closeted
singer also kept telling everyone about the woman she had just had sex
with.
Cyndi
Lauper
415.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **14**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Considering what she was doing earlier in the night and
who
she was representing, it was really strange to see this one hit wonder
B+
list singer who has a name that sounds a lot like this singer/former
reality
star opening her dress to guys at a party trying to get one of them to
spend
some time with her for cash.
Andra
Day (performance of "Praying" in honor of "Time's Up" movement)
416.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#15**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This foreign born former A list boy bander would never
have
gone to the awards if they were still in LA. Yes, he was messed up and
yes,
he looked dope sick during that second party, but he did get out of the
house
and engage which was probably good for him. Maybe it will convince him
to
get some help.
Zayn
Malik
417.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#16**
GRAMMY AWARDS: At one party attended by only one fourth of the
remaining
four fifth's of a manufactured group was doing coke like a champ as
fast
as she could while pretending to like this one named DJ who picked a
really
strange DJ name if we are being honest. He is a tool anyway, so the
fact
she was using all his coke bothers me not in the least. Apparently it
bothered
him though when she walked away when the coke was gone and called her
the
c word. So, yeah. I also wonder why the other three fourths were not
with
her. They usually do everything together.
Normani
Kordei ("Fifth Harmony")/Diplo
418.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#17**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This A- list singer has had a string of big selling
singles
solo and with others. That is not enough for her though. She wants much
more
fame. She even says she wants Kim Kardashian level fame. Last night she
tried
to get some big attention with a made for red carpet wardrobe
malfunction.
The thing is, she gave up on it too quickly and didn't get the
publicity
she was hoping for. It wouldn't shock me at all if she has a sex tape
leak.
Ashanti
419.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#18**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Last night at a party, this foreign born A- list singer
who
had a very good 2017 and was an opening act for someone who had a huge
2017,
was sharing some stories of her early career back in her home country.
She
was living on her own in her mid-teens and trying to break into the
record
industry. She says producers in their 40's and 50's were always hitting
on
her and it was not until she was about 20 that she slept with someone
who
was within two decades of her age. She told a lot of horrible stories
but
the only big name most of you would recognize is this foreign born A
list
reality star/host/producer who she hooked up with when she says she was
17
or 18 and he was in his 50's. She said he was lazy and made her do
everything
and actually was smoking cigarettes and talking on the phone while
naked
and having her orally service him. She says he is disgusting and he
kept
promising her appearances on his shows but never came through until she
was
famous and then pretended they were the best of friends and he had
always
wanted her on. She says he once teased her about being on and even had
her
film something but it wasn't actually being on one of his shows.
Dua
Lipa (on tour with Bruno Mars)/Simon Cowell (television
advertisement
for "The X Factor")
(charity
arranged by Simon Cowell for the families of the victims of the
Grenfell
Tower fire in London)
420.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#19**
GRAMMY AWARDS: This flash in the pan A list singer from back in the day
had
a not so good publicity week. She DJ'd an after party and was having
none
if it when people would call her out about what she said. She was also
higher
than high. She was feeling no pain and will probably be feeling that
way
for a week with as high as she was.
Erykah
Badu
421.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#20**
GRAMMY AWARDS: Speaking of being wasted, this permanent A list comedian
was
encouraging his after party partner to get high or drunk or something,
which
she did because his after party partner would not stop talking the
entire
night about how her foreign born A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend
wasn't
there to support her big night.
Dave
Chappelle/Sarah Silverman Michael Sheen
422.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#21**
GRAMMY AWARDS: I was kind of shocked to see one of the members of this
A
list duo wearing a white rose. The way he treats women like crap makes
the
wearing of the rose disingenuous. Even last night, he found some woman
he
picked up and was making out and groping her and then saw someone more
attractive
and left her alone to be with the other woman who showed interest.
Guess
he isn't getting back together with his ex any time soon.
Alex
Pall ("The Chainsmokers")
423.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#22**
GRAMMY AWARDS: KINDNESS: Picking up the pieces in the aftermath of #21
(or
#20?) was this foreign born A list model who is very outspoken and very
body
positive. She took the left by the wayside woman and stuck with her the
rest
of the night making sure she was doing OK.
Iskra
Lawrence
424.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#23**
GRAMMY AWARDS: It turns out this foreign born still one hit wonder was
kicked
out of that A+ list pre Grammy party and sent packing back to LA
because
she wouldn't stop propositioning men at the party and it was a daytime
thing
and she was doing it while the men's wives were in the same room.
Iggy
Azalea
425.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#24**
A List Mafia: Everything is about to come crashing down for this
foreign
born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee.
Not only is she going to get busted for sleeping with this married CEO
for
much of the past two years, she is also going to be busted for her part
of
a money laundering scam that is about to be blown wide open from coast
to
coast. She has known this married CEO for a long time. They have hooked
up
on and off again over the years many times. She has never let any
boyfriend
or long term partnership stand in the way of hooking up with him. In
return
he would throw millions of dollars over the year at her and a very
close
family member. The money was supposedly for possible financing of a
movie.
The actress would even provide a bunch of fake receipts and scripts
worth
$10 that she said she paid $200K for. The CEO has already gone down and
will
be busted soon. She even introduced him to her A list ex (F) who had
his
own relationship with the CEO and to that infamous A+ lister that
brought
down the A+ lister. F has been trying to make up for that by
introducing
the wife of the A+ lister to those close to him in celebrity and
political
circles. The problem is that once again, F is looking out for himself
and
wants to save his own skin and spin the story to the feds that he had
no
idea where all the money he was given for charity came from. F will say
that
all of the receipts he wrote were actually done by someone else and he
had
no idea that the money was never given to the charity.
Foreign born A list actress: Charlize Theron
Married CEO:
Very close family member: mother Gerda Jacoba Aletta (née Maritz)
A
list ex (F): Sean Penn
Infamous A+ lister: Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán
Wife of the A+ lister: Emma Coronel Aispuro
426. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/30
I’m being told this A list television show with a lot of hype is
quietly
becoming one of the most expensive on television, beating out Game of
Thrones,
The Walking Dead and possibly even The Crown. ‘No lie,’ says the
source, ‘Not a single special effect, but a pricey cast swallowing
money
like there’s no tomorrow.’
"Big
Little
Lies" 2
427.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#1**
Apparently this brand new A list rapper was slapped around and hit by
her
soon to be husband when she got home from the Grammy Awards. She won't
leave
him though.
Cardi
B (Offset)
428.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#2**
There is a big fight going on right now between the members of this one
named
band who play a lot of easy to listen, never offensive music with a
string
of hits and big selling records. They are in the midst of the tour and
the
lead singer has threatened to walk. He says he is the band and the rest
are
just musicians so they need to give him 75% of the earnings of the
group.
Pat
Monahan ("Train")
429.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list athlete who is probably B list here in the US
while
being A+ list in the rest of the world is tiring of his current beard.
She
thought they were going to get married. Nope. That foreign born A list
model
wannabe actress thought the same thing but it took her years to
discover
he wants no part of that. A new beard is on the horizon who will soon
be
carrying another of his children. Christiano Ronaldo/Georgina
Rodriguez/Irina
Shayk
430.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#4**
This recent A list rapper I wrote about before ignored a bunch of the
Make
A Wish children at the Grammy Awards. Just blew right past them. As
soon
as reporters started buzzing about it, her publicist ran to get her and
made
her come back outside even though the rapper didn't want to.
Cardi
B
431.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **5**
It looks like that former A list teen mostly movie actor is using a lot
of
his newfound wealth to buy drugs again. He was out of his mind on drugs
a
few nights ago at a party.
Corey
Feldman
432.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#6**
Teen Mom Stuff In One Blind: I thought I would just throw everything I
have
into one blind. That guy who will probably not make an appearance on
the
show again has a lot going on. As has been his history for years, he
has
a bunch of women he is using for their money and paying his bills while
he
tries to live the life of a former reality star who will probably end
up
getting sued or going to jail. His current significant other could use
some
help, but he won't get it for her.
Matt
Baier
(Jennifer
Kathleen Conlon)
Another Teen Mom has a big life event coming up. Her significant other should probably look into that a LOT more closely because the Teen Mom is hiding a very big secret. Amber Portwood/Andrew Glennon
I wonder if this Teen Mom knows that her significant other trolls gay webcam sites looking for phone and cam sex with men. Catelynn Lowell/yler Baltierra
433.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#7**
The prenup this foreign born A list singer was forced to sign by his
wife
includes all kinds of clauses about his sobriety. He isn't really
keeping
those right now. His wife doesn't really want another divorce right now
though
when things are going great for her professionally. Keith
Urban/Nicole
Kidman
434.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#8**
Do You Know My Daughter: I have written here before about some fathers
who
have taken advantage of women that have worked for their daughters and
hooked
up with backup dancers and singers. This is the first time I can
remember
the father of an actress using the name of the actress as a pickup
line.
Sure, Pimpa Joe uses the fame of his daughters to find "models" to
photograph,
but this is different. The actress in question is currently A- list
mostly
movies. She has been A+ list in the past. She used to be in the
tabloids
every week. The pickup line of the father to women is that he is the
dad
of the actress. He promises all kinds of Hollywood parties and
introduction
to people who can get the women into the business or parts or
management
or an agent. He just strings them along for years while he uses them
for
sex. He has a string of women and will often call them out of the blue
to
tell them he has an audition for them but they need to come over to his
place
or he needs to go to theirs and they have to have sex as a condition to
the
part. The next day he will say the part went away because they decided
not
to make the movie but he is fighting for them.
John
Stewart (stage manager and television producer)/Kristen Stewart
435.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#9**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner
has been known to take PCP and run around her compound naked and
screaming.
436.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#10**
This not located on the west coast Housewife was on the west coast
recently
and was hooking up with a married man. Oh, and this is not that NJ
Housewife
who is seeing someone. That guy actually moved out to NYC to be closer
to
her.
Melissa
Gorga ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
437.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#11**
This A list mostly television actor went from one long running hit
network
show straight into another network show. No matter how hard he tries
though
to say he is not gay, everyone knows he is. He just refuses to come
out.
Shemar
Moore ("Criminal Minds"; "S.W.A.T.") (Anabelle Acosta)
438.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#12**
The owners of that house down in New Orleans have taken another life.
He
was actually supposed to be with the other person who was killed in
November.
This time, this mogul was not so lucky. It will be interesting to see
if
after the initial report, nothing is ever mentioned in the news again
like
the killing in November.
Pierre
Agnes (a one day search and then nothing. No body recovered. They just
gave
up looking within 24 hours and haven't looked since. No mention in the
press
after the first day either just like the last killing)
439.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#13**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
is older. She was also there to witness in person some of the sexual
abuses
a permanent A list director committed. She sold her soul a long time
ago
and maybe there will be some death bed confession, but right now she
continues
to be a supporter.
Diane
Keaton/Woody Allen
440.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#14**
This reality star who is the offspring of a reality star and not named
Kardashian
or Jenner has a celebrity boyfriend who has always been an a-hole. He
already
moved two women to where he is going to be for the next month. If I
know
about two of them, there are probably dozens of women he is seeing on
the
side.
Brielle
Bierman/Michael Kopech (Chicago White Sox baseball player) (and six
weeks
later they have announced their split)
441.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#15**
This barely a celebrity offspring of a former A+ list mostly television
actor
all of you know says that the A+ lister would get drunk and molest the
offspring
when she was in her early to mid teens. Kelsey Grammer (Spencer or
Greer
Grammer); David Hasselhoff (Hayley or Taylor Ann Hasselhoff)
442.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#16**
We Are Better Than They Are: You know those celebrities who think they
are
better than everyone else? Yes, it is most of them, but some are more
open
about it. You will listen to them in interviews talk about regular
people
and how they are not like regular people. There is that level that
believes
they are so special you should not be allowed to speak to them or look
them
in the eyes. The thing is, they have so many enablers and suck ups in
their
lives, that it just exacerbates the situation. There is a final level
that
believes the world would be a much better place if it only consisted of
A
list celebrities and rich people. They do everything they can to flaunt
the
rules and laws and just live the way they want. There is the former A+
list
mostly movie actor who still has A+ list name recognition who firmly
believes
that people from third world countries should be killed off before they
take
all the food. He espouses certain beliefs, that if actually followed
would
accomplish it. He has been joined in those same calls by several other
celebrities who keep trying to get people to adopt their position. They
know
that higher educated people would never fall for it. Well, probably not
anyway.
They know the people who will be seduced by these fake facts are the
ones
they want to see eliminated from the earth. There is the A list singer
who
does some acting who sexually assaulted an actress on a movie he was
filming.
This was during the beginning of the Harvey takedown. The singer didn't
care.
He flat out told the actress no one would believe her and that she
should
be grateful that an A lister even took an interest in her. There is a
permanent
A list mogul married to a permanent A lister. They don't really even
talk
a good game or even do lip service. They stay quiet on purpose along
with
other A+ listers who never seem to speak out. They don't care. They
want
to be the ones running the world and don't really care about anyone
else.
Former A+ list actor: Mel Gibson
A list singer: Justin Timberlake
Permanent A list mogul/permanent A lister: Jay Z/Beyoncé
443.
THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/31
A media outlet is working on a big story exposing the wife of a former
A
list Hollywood power player, revealing her history as a high class
escort
and paid girlfriend. Georgina Chapman/Harvey Weinstein
444.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly television actor who is equal parts a-hole
and
in love with himself told his wife at dinner the other night to stop
eating
because he felt she had enough and didn't want her to start getting
fat.
Alec
and Hilaria Baldwin
445.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actress from a long running network show
had
a movie franchise back in the day and has an alliteration for a name.
At
a recent event she was making out with a guy who is not her husband.
Helen
Hunt/Matthew Carnahan ("Mad About You") ("Trancers I, II, III") (2018
Winter
TCA Tour)
446.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
went from one franchise to the next and when a new movie comes out,
should
vault her to A or A+ list. Anyway, she says she is tired of pretending
and
is going to come out. Lupita Nyong'o ("Star Wars" and "Black
Panther")
447.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#4**
This C list celebrity was married to a permanent A lister. She is
hooking
up with the guy she hooked up with all throughout the marriage but is
still
keeping it under wraps to not look bad in the public eye. Crystal
(Hugh)
Hefner (POSSIBLY
Jordan
McGraw or
Daren
Metropoulos)
448.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#5**
This A list NBA player spent an entire date with this two sport A list
female
athlete telling her how he couldn't wait to get through dinner so she
could
start pleasing him. He said this in different ways throughout the 90
minute
dinner. She didn't even get in the car with him after and went home on
her
own.
Blake
Griffin/Lolo Jones
449.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#6**
This pint size reality star is married and is known by all of you. She
is
cheating on her husband but is playing the dutiful wife while the
cameras
are rolling.
Nicole
'Snooki' Polizzi (Jionni LaValle) ("Celebrity Shore")
450.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actress is going to be working on a franchise
for
the foreseeable future. She was enjoying a night out the other night by
helping
herself to some coke. I have never seen her do coke, but you could tell
she
knew what she was doing.
Zoe
Saldana ("Avatar 2, 3, 4 &5")
451.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#8**
No note. Defensive wounds on his hands, where he tried to fight off his
attacker.
Supposed to not be found for weeks where clues would have been tough to
piece
together. Arranged plea deal. Dead four days before he had turn over a
list
of names. They had been coming after him ever since he took the plea
deal
because they knew he would have to name names. I wrote about that
pressure
before. He bought most of his photos. One person who was feeling the
heat
was this former A+ list mostly television actor. As far as I know, he
didn't
sell him the photos, but apparently many of them came from his
collection.
The person that was feeling the most pressure and had the most to lose
was
an A list producer. Their high and mighty world would have come
crashing
down. There is no way he was going to let that happen. He has big big
friends
in that A+ list ringmaster and others who can get things done.
Dead:
Mark
Salling
(scene)
A+ list television actor: Charlie Sheen
A list producer: Ryan Murphy
A+ list ringmaster: David Geffen
452.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#9**
Still not able to drink in this country, this foreign born A- list
mostly
television actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee should probably try
not
to get drunk and speak in front of people who will leak what she has to
say.
I feel for her.
Maisie
Williams ("Game of Thrones")
453.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#10**
I don't think it will happen while her A+ list mostly movie actress mom
is
in charge of everything, but it has not stopped photographers from
trying
anything to get this newly legal celebrity offspring to model nude.
Ava
(Reese) Witherspoon
454.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#11**
Don't believe the hype. This foreign born still one hit wonder would be
the
first one through the door if she gets a nomination next year, no
matter
what she is trying to say today.
Iggy
Azalea
(boycott 2019 Grammys)
455.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#12**
This foreign born A list comic/B+ list actor is cheating on his wife.
Frequently.
With many different women. Sacha Baron Cohen (Isla Fisher); Seth
Rogen
(Lauren Miller)
456.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#13**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who also does commercials is
finally
planning to debut her long time boyfriend to the public. Her permanent
A
list ex has apparently only met him once in a very awkward drunken way.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck
457.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#14**
This A+ list couple are using one of their children to launder and hide
money
with all kinds of companies and accounts created in her name.
Beyoncé/Jay Z (Blue Ivy)
458.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#15**
This current A list rapper was hit early this week by her very jealous
boyfriend.
So far she is sticking with him. Cardi B
459.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#16**
This B+ list celebrity who hit A list celebrity with her unique look a
few
years back says she was recently raped by one of her customers and is
taking
a break from how she earns most of her money these days. Dita Von
Teese
460.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#17**
That Secret Movie - A Himmmm Blind: This is a tough one to write,
simply
for the challenge of not giving it away and damaging anything before it
happens.
It's amazing it has been kept this quiet for so long, but I'm sure
it'll
leak out after the Oscars. Anything this big is bound to. Like the old
saying
goes: "If you want to keep a secret between three people in Hollywood –
two of them better be dead". No, there's no murders or deaths
surrounding
this film, yet. But the story it is based on sure had plenty. What I'm
talking
about is a movie. A big movie that will be one of those rarities that
is
both Oscar lure and box office success. A+ list all the way, big
budgets,
big talent, and every A+ list actress/actor in the industry wanting to
be
a part of it. The secrecy around it is unlike anything in history.
They're
not even using a fake name as cover, it's totally off-book. Right now,
they
have more attorneys involved in this project than filmmakers, crew, or
elements.
Maybe the first time in history a Hollywood studio has employed
publicists
to PREVENT people from knowing about it. They even hired social media
ninjas
to comb the internet to shoot down and remove mentions of it. I even
wonder
if it'll stay long on CDAN. I've not seen this much secrecy on a film
since
Jurassic Park. Even Avengers, or Star Wars Force Awakens wasn't this
paranoid.
So why all the fuss? It's a porno. Yep. Uh-huh. A porno. Okay, to be
fair
– it's about a porno star, not an actual porno. So if you're thinking
Boogie Nights or those Deep Throat – Linda Lovelace films, you're
asking:
So what? What's the big deal? They even have The Deuce on HBO. Why so
secretive?
Because comparing this film project to those is like comparing Plan 9
From
Outer Space or Lost In Space to the entire Star Wars saga or Avatar.
Point
is that this project is so huge and prestigious that it makes the
others
look like a "Skin-emax" soft core indie film. Mostly though, it is
because
in the current social/scandal climate surrounding Hollywood these days
they
put the lock-down on this project for good reason. They don't want
leaks
leading to people accusing the filmmakers of being tone-deaf
insensitive;
and they also absolutely do not want to get flooded by every perv in
Hollywood
trying to get a part or be part of it. A single casting couch rumor on
this
project would torpedo it. So they've gone to insane lengths to protect
it.
Not long ago, this (disgraced A list director) was set to do a
big-budget
adult-themed project (about a permanent A list celebrity) that got
torpedoed
over his abuse accusations. When a studio already has tens of millions
sunk
in a project, they cannot let that happen. Especially in high-dollar
ironclad
play-or-pay deals (not to be confused with pay-for-play, tit-for-tat,
barter,
couching, or land yachting). It's like this: This movie is about one
very
specific female actress who was known mainly in the 1980s era of porn.
It
is a biopic in that sense. But her fame was such in her time that she
crossed
over to more mainstream top-shelf publications, and even television
interviews.
Possibly the most beautiful all-American girl next door to ever have a
hardcore
career. If you're thinking it is (former underage porn star) you would
be
wrong. But she's a featured character in it too. Thing is, the star of
the
story disappeared. Vanished into thin air after her last film. Not
vanished
dead, because she went on to have a different life. She went to law
school,
became an attorney, changed her name and had a nice family. Typical
soccer
mom, Sunday-school teacher, holly homemaker type. Until a few years ago
when
she was contacted by people who represented the last big mafia family.
They
were looking to sell their holdings in porn to a legit media company
for
big bucks. Problem is, she was one of their most popular stars and she
had
a unique contract in her day (which allegedly she co-wrote herself back
then
with her law professor). She quit and vanished from porn due to the mob
taking
over her porn studio, and killing many of the owners of it. Years
later,
turns out she was owed millions in back royalties – and her contract
was still legally enforceable. The legit media buyers wouldn't proceed
without
her signature on a new contract; or her accepting a settlement; or…her
death certificate. Yep. The mob had to either pay her or kill her.
Which
was tricky to do, because even if they found her – the FBI still wanted
to bring her in as a witness against the mob hits of her bosses. Then
it
got ugly for her, and turned into quite a ride. Turns out, she lived
and
prevailed. Using her brilliance instead of her body. But it was one
hell
of a bumpy ride. Best of all? It was ALL TRUE. It resulted in the FBI
actually
getting plea deals with mobsters; clearing 30 year-old mob hit murders;
and
solving money laundering cases worth tons of money globally. The legit
media
company got the old porn library titles and reaped a billion from it.
And
it all really happened. She also got her money, and peace. It's one of
the
best scripts to come through Hollywood in decades, and has an amazing
role
for the lead actress. Best of all it includes life rights, and the lady
ex-porn
star's willingness to promote it. It is a package that includes
documentaries,
media stories, and specials. The studio that bought it agreed to use
cross-promotion synergy from many of their media divisions to tell her
story.
In any era of the entertainment industry it would be a welcome change
for
such great material and a big project. But, as you all know – this
isn't
any era. It is a very sensitive era, especially telling women's
stories,
porn stories, and having lots of sex and nudity on a project. If the
project
isn't done right, in the right tone with the right people? It'll be
destroyed
before it ever opens purely by social media, rumors, and speculations
from
knee-jerkers who will attack it without any idea of it. That has
happened
or nearly happened many times in the past. So the conglomerate/studio
who
is producing it has set up a massive legal, security, and IT security
team
that would rival a government's. Everything to do with the project is
kept
on off-line isolated secure computers. Nothing is allowed to be taken
in,
or out. They do not even let the team working on the movie bring in
mobile
phones or devices. An entire 25% of the studio's legal staff are
devoted
to this one project. Clearing rights, contracts, and mostly NDA's that
would
make an intelligence agency jealous. The punishment for violation by
actors?
So severe and massive that it would basically blacklist and possibly
bankrupt
not just the actor, but their agents and managers. It's that extreme.
But
few would risk that anyway, since even (permanent A list mostly movie
actress)
has supposedly offered to do a small role in the project for scale just
to
be part of it. Somehow, I don't think they want her for the lead. Of
course,
nothing is totally foolproof or totally private. When the studio (they
have
wide ranging entertainment industries) first pre-emptively gobbled up
the
rights to it a year ago, they originally did it with this star
(disgraced
former A list mostly movie actor) in mind for the older male lead.
Whoops.
Then when this company (disgraced A list director's company) got
slammed
in scandal, the studio had to find a quick co-financing partner. Whoops
again.
So they shared the project with a few select investors. They too were
subject
to the legal lockdown but the studio needs them more than they need the
studio,
so not much threat there. Interestingly, one investor stepped right up
and
wrote the studio a blank check because the project is so good.
Recently,
the investor swallowed up the entire project, buying the rights from
the
studio, and has threatened to take it to (a studio that owns a theme
park)
is this studio doesn't shape up. The producers got the best director (A
lister
who had a very good 2017) for this project. As picky as he is, he
jumped
at this project. He's not known for his heartfelt movies, but with this
script
and his recent hit (___________) he's given wide berth. He's one of the
few
that could be trusted with this material, and do it proper without risk
of
any problems derailing it. The studio used this project as bait to try
and
lure him to other projects (his old project), but he won't commit to
those.
Meanwhile, the studio and director have held semi-formal casting
sessions
very, very, very secretly. Every actress is told to bring an attorney
or
manager; a studio attorney is present; a female casting director; and
every
meeting is video recorded. All because of the "casting couch"
temptations
– not by the director, but by eager actresses. Also due to the adult
nature of the story, and the fact that it will have reams of nudity and
sex.
This will not be one of those PG-13 movies about sex, it'll be very
true
to the script. This actress (A list mostly movie actress who worked
with
the director before) already said she'd do anything for the lead; as
did
(foreign born A- list mostly movie actress), and (foreign born B+ list
mostly
movie actress who was barely old enough to drive when that gross French
actor
had sex with her before casting her), and (A+ list mostly movie actress
who
is an Oscar winner/nominee), and (A list mostly movie actress who is an
Oscar
winner/nominee). It's crazy, but only one of those even has a shot at
the
lead. Even (former A+ list mostly movie actress/America's sweetheart)
and
(foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise back in
the
day and could use a career boost) have told their agents to get them
auditions.
Actresses who "never read" or audition are jumping at it. These
actresses
are offering to work for scale, do anything required onscreen, and sign
unprecedented promotion agreements. This actress (foreign born A list
mostly
movie actress who is a recent Oscar nominee) has already auditioned for
a
supporting role. Funny enough, this actress (former A list
singer/number
one box office star in a different country) auditioned for the same
role.
I don't think it'll be a fair fight to see who wins that one although I
can
see the box-office appeal of the latter's scenes being a big draw. I've
heard
(A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who was married to a celebrity
offspring)
has given one of the best reads thus far. For male leads, this actor
(foreign
born A+ list mostly movie actor) has said he too would waive his fee,
and
possibly return to a franchise for the studio. Guess he's getting
pumped
up for it. Meanwhile, it's said (permanent A list mostly movie actor
who
started in television and had a nice run there), and (permanent A list
mostly
movie actor despite his relatively young age), and this actor
(permanent
A list mostly movie actor who has made a ton of money in a superhero
franchise.)
have all agreed to audition and read. I cannot tell you how unusual
that
is. It is one of the rare times lately when the material really seems
to
be king (and not how many toys you can sell – although toys related
to this movie sure wouldn't be sold in Wal-Mart). During the hoopla
around
the Golden Globes, many A+ listers were fighting the urge to discuss
the
project though they knew the others knew. Sort of like a secret club.
Many
actresses used it as a cover story to happen to be in town at the same
time
auditions were ongoing. Likewise, during the coming Oscars week, the
director
and studio will be wrapping up major casting under the same cover of
people
all being in town. Yes, it is that big of a deal. I personally cannot
wait,
and hope it comes off without a hitch. We probably won't have to wait
too
long. Any project with that much heat will get a quick greenlight.
That's
the sexiest thing of all. Especially if you're producing it.
Disgraced
director/project: Bryan Singer (Freddie Mercury "Bohemian Rhapsody")
Former underage porn star: Traci Lords ("Just Another Pretty Face")
Permanent A list mostly movie actress work for scale: Meryl Streep
Disgraced former A list mostly movie actor: Kevin Spacey
Disgraced director’s studio: Brett Ratner (RatPac-Dune Entertainment)
Studio that owns a theme park: Universal Studios
Director (A lister who had a very good 2017)/recent hit: Christopher
Nolan
("Dunkirk")
Studio: Warner Bros. (continue "Batman" franchise)
A list mostly movie actress who worked with the director before: Anne
Hathaway
Foreign born A- list mostly movie actress: Marion Cotillard
Foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who was barely old enough to
drive
when that gross French actor had sex with her before casting her:
Mélanie
Laurent/Gérard Depardieu ("The Bridge")
A+
list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee: Jennifer
Lawrence
A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee: Jessica
Chastain
Former A+ list mostly movie actress/America's sweetheart: Sandra Bullock
Foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise back in
the
day: Emma Watson ("Harry Potter")
Foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is a recent Oscar nominee:
Margot
Robbie
Former A list singer/number one box office star in a different country:
Jessica
Simpson (Russia)
A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who was married to a celebrity
offspring:
Diane Lane/Josh Brolin
Foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor: Christian Bale
Permanent
A list mostly movie actor who started in television and had a nice run
there:
George Clooney
Permanent A list mostly movie actor despite his relatively young age:
Leonardo
Di Caprio
Permanent A list mostly movie actor who has made a ton of money in a
superhero
franchise: Robert Downey Jr.
Female actress in the 1980s era of porn:
Stacey
Donovan
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