NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

1. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/01
Same Scientology source that supplied me with this blind item has opened up and supplied me with some brand new information and like most CO$ gossip, it is juicy as hell. Apparently this C list member is in a same sex relationship and although the Church is notoriously homophobic and discourages that sort of "deviant behaviour", they’re conveniently turning the other cheek for the actress. ‘Rules don’t apply to celebrities,’ whispers one whistleblower. So, tell me, Gossipers: Who is our celeb? PS: Received a couple of sympathetic messages about TGL becoming a ‘target’ of the Church. Don’t worry about our relationship with them. They already hate us for telling you about Leah Remini’s departure all those years ago. Same source claims we ‘made Leah speak up about leaving’. Whatever. Catherine Bell

2. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#1**
This B- list reality star who got extra attention in that network offshoot reality show apparently has not learned her lesson about pills and booze. At a club the other night she was doing both and was even telling people she just landed two new doctors to keep the pills coming in plentiful amounts. Corinne Olympios ("Bachelor in Paradise")

3. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#2**
Speaking of pills, this A+/A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner has recently changed her prescriptions while she battled depression. Apparently her new regime caused her to try and attempt suicide. Emma Stone; Halle Berry; Jennifer Lawrence; Renee Zellweger

4. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#3**
Another married guy in his late 40’s early 50’s for this A- list mostly movie actress just out of her teens. So, to provide cover she reached out to a celebrity offspring of A listers she previously used for the same purpose. Chloe Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham

5. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#4**
This former A- list reality star/"singer" from a celebrity family where she is second in the hierarchy has no idea her actor husband recently got another woman pregnant. Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress on a very hit network show that is ending soon plays second fiddle gossip wise to her married co-star. Anyway, our B+ lister is going through some rocky marital issues of her own because she wants to adopt a child but her husband is adamantly opposed. Darby Stanchfield ("Scandal")/Joseph Mark Gallegos

7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#6**
The assistant to this A- list mostly movie actress in an acting family is sleeping with the dad of the actress. That is probably going to mean the divorce is back on with his wife. Elle or Dakota Fanning (Steven)

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#7**
For awhile there, this actor was just about A+ list because his cable television show was that popular. Now? A- list mostly movie actor who is more famous for a piece of clothing he never seems to wear. Anyway, a woman who recently dated him said that once 8pm hit he was usually passed out and useless. Jon Hamm

9. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#8**
These two cable co-stars on a long running soon to be ending show are also a real life couple. Apparently they had an argument that involved a lot of yelling and things breaking to the point several neighbors came over to make sure everything was ok. Keri Russell/Matthew Rhys ("The Americans")

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#9**
Not sure why this GOT actor doesn’t just split with the woman he calls his girlfriend and just move in with the co-star he has been hooking up with the entire run of the show. Kit Harington/Rose Leslie/Emilia Clarke

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#10**
That foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who just has not been able to get on the right side of the PR machine the past year is trying to throw her foreign born A- list actor ex under the bus by telling tabloids he is dating a married woman. He isn’t. Diane Kruger/Josh Jackson (Shafia West)

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#11**
This B list model is turning into quite the serial cheater. He hooked up with the former stripper turned reality star. Jeremy Meeks/Blac Chyna

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#12**
This former A list singer turned reality judge turned reality host turned celebrity had to be stopped from picking up her children from school while drunk.

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#13**
#1 – Kindness – This permanent A list athlete who still hopes to compete again but has seen better days paid almost $1M for the medical bills of an employee who was diagnosed with breast cancer. Tiger Woods

#2 – That cable actress on the long running hit cable show threw her potential sister-in-law under the bus. She did so by telling her bff gossip writer a story who then ran with it. When other sites ran the story, the actress trashed all the other sites, but not the one she originally gave it to in the first place. I have told you on the past there is no love lost between the actress and the potential sister-in-law and this is not going to help things at all. Meghan Markle/Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge

#3 – The pictures making the rounds of European magazines involving this foreign born A list dual threat actor and his family are faked. It is the reason larger European tabloids refused to buy them. Benedict Cumberbatch

#4 – Apparently this foreign born Academy Award winner is willing to forgive anything because her full frontal loving actor boyfriend was busted again hooking up with another woman and the actress just keeps sticking with him. Probably her mom’s friend told her to. Alicia Vikander/Michael Fassbender

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#1**
Most people forget she is a celebrity offspring. This B+ list mostly movie actress is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. At a film festival outside the country she got so wasted at a party she fell down three times. Each time getting up was more difficult than the last. Laura Dern ("Deauville American Film Festival" in France)

16. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#2**
Don’t believe the hype. There were no contractual issues with this former A list singer and a new reality gig. There were issues with his drug use and his unwillingness to stop. Bobby Brown ("Dancing With the Stars")

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#3**
This multiple show network host paid for the services of a woman for a certain amount of time and nothing is going to make him cut that short because there are no refunds. Michael Strahan

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#4**
I don’t understand how this former singer turned reality star turned talk show host turned celebrity doesn’t think her marriage will suck if she and her husband cheat on each other, drink and do drugs and then fight about it all while wasted. They are both enabling each other and something bad is going to happen. Tamar Braxton/Vincent Herbert

19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#5**
I hope our favorite former Disney actress turned future porn star is getting paid for all the signage for the guy she wants us to believe is her boyfriend because he has been hooking up with multiple women each day, generally at the same time. Bella Thorne/Blackbear

20. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **#1**
This celebrity offspring of a pretty close to permanent A lister just got out of rehab again and celebrated this weekend by getting wasted. Ireland Baldwin (Alec)

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **#2**
Apparently this A list mostly movie actress got dumped by some titled UN executive. He went back to his wife so she has been putting on a full court press with her ex. No, not the artist. No, not the who knows what he does guy who lives in Monaco. Her actual ex. The other A lister. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

22. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **#3**
The civilian husband of this former 90210 star who really does nothing now (kind of all of them if you think about it) is cheating on her. Gabrielle Carteris

23. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **#4**
This foreign born former A list singer we all wish had not been A list was spotted doing lines of coke the other night. She spent a LOT of time trying to kick drugs. The new guy is not a good influence. Avril Lavigne/J.R. Rotem

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **#5**
Wait until you see the BDSM (bondage dominance sadism masochism) photos of this superhero who fights Nazis. He has always had an interesting sex life, but this really takes it up a notch. Chris Evans

25. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/04
This A list actress is on the prowl and, according to multiple LA sources, meets at least four famous men on a regular basis for dinner, drinks and… more. ‘She needs to be careful people don’t start accusing her of sleeping around,’ one source whispers. ‘The dates always take at her home. She doesn’t want to be seen by TMZ. One thing leads to another and suddenly they’re under the sheets, you know?’ Scarlett Johansson

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#1**
$50K in damage to a private plane during a flight. Apparently our former tweener turned drug addicted A- list singer took a knife to all the leather seats on the plane. She told the pilots she wanted to carve her initials in the seat backs. Ummm. Selena Gomez

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#2**
This alliterate B+ list actress all of you know is sleeping with the significant other of her best friend. January Jones/Rose Byrne (Bobby Cannavale)

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actress on a very long running cable show is in danger of losing that A++ list boyfriend. Apparently one time she yachted for a best friend of the A++ lister. The man who paid her for the yachting had no idea she is the girlfriend of the A++ lister and thought the A++ lister wanted to hire the actress for yachting purposes. Awkward. Meghan Markle ("Suits")/Prince Harry

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#4**
A bunch of in depth supposedly personal articles about this closeted A+ list NFL player came out this week. All of them ignored the two most personal things surrounding him. Aaron Rodgers

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#5**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actress is still underage but he uses mom’s credit card all the time to pay for strippers and escorts. Brooklyn Beckham; Rocco Ritchie

31. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/05
An email was sent around town during the production of this A list movie about the movie’s director(s). It was sent to the most powerful people in the industry: agents, executives and producers alike. Nobody will share the content of the email, but a source confirms the content resulted in the unofficial blacklisting of the director(s) and several people linked or involved. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller (the upcoming Han Solo "Star Wars")

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#1**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort got into a fight with one of her co-workers who tried to move in on the main guy of the former actress. Apparently things got so bad that our former actress pulled a knife. Lindsay Lohan

33. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#2**
What was not discussed in this tell all by the former A- list reality star turned judge/host was that one of the people mentioned slept with more than one person in the family. Kelly Osbourne ("There’s No F***ing Secret: Letters From a Badass B*tch")/Nicole Richie (Joel And Benji Madden)

34. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#3**
While in Vegas to do some local yachting with a much much older man, this in the gossip news a lot the past couple of months reality star also spent some time with a guy who won a lot of money gambling. Corinne Olympios ("Bachelor In Paradise")

35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#4**
This former A list mostly television actor from a hit long running network show who bailed on that for lesser stardom attends three to four AA meetings a day. Good for him. Kiefer Sutherland ("24"); Eric Dane ("Grey’s Anatomy"); David Caruso ("NYPD Blue")

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#5**
He is already an a-hole director who thinks he is the greatest director who ever lived. So, when the feedback from a screening of his latest film was awful, he of course blamed the people who saw the movie and said they were stupid and didn’t know a good movie. Just a long rant and his A list actress girlfriend was right there to witness it. Darren Aronofsky ("Mother!")/Jennifer Lawrence

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#6**
I’m shocked that this A- list singer of a group who used to be with a former A list actress did not die from all the drugs he took this past week. Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#7**
This A+/A list singer foot the bill for a recent event just so she could do what she wanted at the event even though it was not for her. Oh, and no sign of the person she calls her boyfriend. It isn’t like he has a job or anything. Taylor Swift’s bbf Abagail Anderson’s wedding/Joe Alwyn

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#8**
Another boyfriend got chased off by the ex of this former A list tweener actress turned B+ list adult actress. No guy sticks around long and the ex makes sure of it. Hilary Duff (Ely Sandvik who is the CEO of his own company - SOLr Energy Consulting)/Mike Comrie

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#9**
All of us know by now this A- list singer wants off her tour. She should have learned from recent stories in the press though that she should be kicking the coke habit because there will be drug tests. That recent episode is not going to help. Katy Perry (Lloyd's of London sued Kanye)

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#10**
Whispered behind the scenes in this latest hospitalization for a celebrity who is frequently hospitalized is that one of the mothers of his children has been poisoning him. Lil Wayne

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#11**
Back on social media after a break and now the sibling of a dead celebrity is perfectly trolling the widow of the celebrity. Look for many more shots in the next week. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell’s brother Peter)

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#12**
It has been a few months now and this A list couple still don’t have the baby story down. George and Amal Clooney

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#13**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Plenty of studio heads in Old Hollywood basically forced actresses to have sex with them for roles. It wasn’t so much a casting couch as it was sexual assault. One of the most famous studio heads, is still famous today, many years after his death. He is so famous that multiple movies have been made about his life. Funny though, most of those movies fail to discuss the horrors of working for him or being an actress under contract at his studio. If you didn’t agree to have sex with him, he would rape you. If you did agree to have sex with him then the odds were high you would contract syphilis. There was one actress who told her husband she was a virgin when they married. She wasn’t. The husband figured it out when he contracted syphilis from her and divorced her almost immediately after marrying her. There was another actress who was set to marry our executive but suddenly didn’t. Reason? Our executive basically sold her to a very rich man. One of the women he really wanted but couldn’t pressure because of her A+ list fame got secretly married. This enraged our executive who had the husband murdered. It was always portrayed as something else, but the executive did the killing and then had a torrid fling with the actress who was afraid she would be killed if she didn’t. Another actress who our executive loved kept putting off the executive by getting married. What did the executive do about it? Paid off the husbands to divorce the actress until she finally gave in and started sleeping with the executive. She also contracted syphilis from the executive and refused to have children for fear of passing it to them through birth. There was an actress who was probably A- list. Academy Award nominee. There was always a fiction that she never slept with the executive. The story was he pursued but she declined. No such thing. He pursued and she slept with him and contracted syphilis. When she gave birth to a child with severe defects there was a story concocted as to why.
Studio head: Howard Hughes
Virgin actress: Loretta Young/Grant Withers
Actress sold to very rich man: Rita Hayworth/Prince Aly Khan
A+ list actress secretly married/murdered husband: Jean Harlow/Paul Bern
Actress with paid off husbands: Ava Gardner
A- list Academy Award nominee actress: Gene Tierney (Hughes remained good friends with Tierney who, after his failed attempts to seduce her, was quoted as saying "I don't think Howard could love anything that did not have a motor in it." Later, when Tierney's daughter Daria was born deaf and blind and with a severe learning disability, because of Tierney's being exposed to rubella during her pregnancy, Hughes saw to it that Daria received the best medical care and paid all expenses)

45. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/06
This former teen idol, who was BIG once, is in talks to become a permanent co-host on a popular ensemble talk show. ‘She’s guest hosted in the past and knocked it out of the park,’ a self-admitted shill tells me. ‘We’re really excited to add her to the team!’ I remember when the trades tipped her to be a future movie star. Miranda Cosgrove ("The Real")

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#1**
This B+ list mostly television actor who has risen the past year because of the show in which he stars is still spinning a yarn. The actor, who all of you know, is even making his yarn now about how he is a hero rather than someone who would have been fine if he wasn’t wasted on drugs. Ryan Phillippe ("Shooter")

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#2**
As part of his deal, this soon to be network reality star asked for a certain partner on the show. One of his long time friends who had the same job for years kept bragging about the sex he had with the partner so our soon to be reality star wanted a chance too. It worked. They are not even being discreet. Terrell Owens/Cheryl Burke/Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson ("Dancing With the Stars")

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#3**
This northeast Housewife apparently believes what she has been saying about her ex, but she is the only one who believes her ex didn’t cheat. He cheated multiple times each week while they were together. Luann de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Tom D’Agostino Jr.

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#4**
This former tween actress turned host is fully involved in the pyramid scheme her husband is trying to sell to investors. It is a huge ripoff but she wants to keep living a certain lifestyle. Adrienne Bailon/Israel Houghton (Amway)

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#5**
Not that they would probably say anything bad about this A+ list mostly movie actress anyway, but the kneepadding has been excessive as of late because of the amount of money she is spending on advertising with this tabloid. Reese Witherspoon ("Draper James")/PEOPLE

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#6**
In public, this A list comedian/actor is all love towards his wife. Behind the scenes he was cleaning up messes and was even faithful for about three weeks. Then, he had an opportunity when his wife was getting a spa treatment. Kevin Hart/Eniko Parrish

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#7**
This former flash in the pan A+ list mostly movie actress who lives by name recognition alone at this point had to pay her own way to a possible yachting commitment. The appointment comes courtesy of this just about permanent A list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer. Sharon Stone (Melanie Griffith)

53. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#8**
She loves being at a major international film festival again and having the lights focused on her, but this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is trying to get through it all with her regimen of pills which makes her act like a zombie. Michelle Pfeiffer ("Venice Film Festival")

54. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#9**
Don’t tell the co-host, but the plan is to replace her with one of the contestants from this season. Erin Andrews ("Dancing With the Stars")/Vanessa Lachey

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#10**
The plan for now is to have these two television co-stars who are much more known for their A list movie acting roles to present together at the Emmy Awards. Plans change though. Everything will be done with gritted teeth and forced smiles. Reese Witherspoon/Nicole Kidman

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#11**
This cable network has had conversations with one of their hosts multiple times over her political beliefs. Apparently things have gone too far now though and the network is not going to renew her contract. Eboni K. Williams ("Fox News")

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#12**
This married former boy bander from back in the day is not only on drugs again, he also got two different women pregnant in the past few months. One of them he managed to convince to get an abortion. No word on the other woman and the status of her pregnancy. AJ McLean ("Backstreet Boys"); Bobby Brown ("New Edition"); Nick Carter ("Backstreet Boys")

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#13**
Ahh, the warm embrace of a mommy and me group. A place where moms can hang out with other moms and share whatever it is they wish to and feel pretty safe about it. But, what if one of the moms in the group was using the knowledge she gained in the group to move in on the husband of a mom. Such is the case for this foreign born former reality star who is much more well known than she should be for what she has accomplished in this country. Granted she did do network reality, but still, she is higher on the list than most others in this position. Who she has dated has helped too. Right now though she is married. Married to a man she rarely sees. With a small child, she seems like the perfect candidate for all kinds of mommy and me groups and she has joined a lot of them. Some she stays in for months and some for just one or two meetings. Our former reality star is thirsty. Super thirsty. Her one goal in these groups is to find a mommy who is having marital issues or a mommy who is partnered with someone who can help our former reality star become famous again. If either of those conditions exist, our former reality star worms her way into the life of the mommy. The next thing you know, our former reality star is hanging out with not only mommy but also daddy and then making it clear to daddy that she is willing to play for pay. Pay being a role or some other thing to make her famous. Our former reality star has actually been kicked out of three separate groups for her behavior and is doing herself no favors at all. Elisabetta Canalis ("Dancing With the Stars") (dated George Clooney)

59. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/07
This former A list radio personality is reportedly under federal investigation for alleged relationships with underage girls, a source whispered to me this past week. ‘He’s a charming predator,’ someone close to the situation shares. ‘He flashes the cash on these girls and loses interest as they grow older. Creepy. Very creepy.’ Anthony Cumia ("Opie and Anthony" radio show)

60. POPBITCH 09/07
(British blog) Which star of the recent BBC adaptation of "The Cuckoo's Calling" has turned brass into gold – by getting their new partner into some pretty heavy pissplay? Tara Fitzgerald (starred in "Brassed Off")

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#1**
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah, the same show. This cable show franchise in the same location is going to the same well again. After asking the ex that everyone likes if he wanted to be a regular, instead of just popping up now and again for child issues, he said no. So, the producers found a boyfriend for the cast member which will last about as long as the season does. Cynthia Bailey ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") (Leon Robinson/Will Jones)

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#2**
Last year I documented the cheating of this foreign born A-/B+ list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She was seeing a couple of people unbeknownst to her long term actor significant other. Now, the actress who is starring in a hit cable show is doing nothing to quell the rumors she is seeing someone seriously despite the world thinking she is still with her partner. Bad move. (Original blind item)
Actress: Ruth Negga
Significant other: Dominic Cooper
Cable show: "Preacher"

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#3**
Don’t believe the hype. This multiple Oscar winner/nominee not named Nicole Kidman who also talks crap about the same thing by the way, gets many treatments done to her to stop aging or at least slow it down. Needles and creams and multiple doctor office visits are the norm. Julianne Moore

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit network comedy wants to be clear that she is not hooking up with anyone despite what the PR people of her cheating actor soon to be ex husband might be saying. Anna Faris/Chris Pratt  (Chris Evans)

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#5**
This 15 minute male model is not only HIV+, he is also really abusing drugs and booze which is just going to make things even worse. He refuses to acknowledge the disease because he thinks it will cost him people and things in his life. Jeremy Meeks ‘Hot Felon’

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#6**
This A list alliterate closeted model recently celebrated the 18th birthday of a fellow female model by showing up at her door at exactly midnight and trying to hit on her. Apparently the model’s boyfriend, who was there at the time, didn’t appreciate the efforts of the A lister and was barred from entering. Karlie Kloss

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actor who is on a long running pay cable show as well as on what seems like every show on a different pay cable network is trying to juggle the woman he was seeing when he split with his actress ex and now another woman who neither the ex or the other girlfriend know anything about. Liev Schreiber ("Ray Donovan")

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#8**
The fights are becoming legendary between this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and her very wealthy foreign born husband. He seems to take great pride in surrounding himself with women in their late teens and early 20’s and knows it will cause a huge fight with his wife. Honestly, maybe they enjoy the fighting because they have not split, but at some point she is going to get publicly embarrassed. Salma Hayek/François-Henri Pinault

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#9**
It always fascinates me when a tabloid knows who the owner of a yacht is and has photos of him on the yacht but will still try and convince you that the former lead singer of a manufactured group turned reality judge is vacationing alone. Yeah, and in two or three days there will be another model/actress/celebrity vacationing alone on the same yacht with the same owner. Remarkable isn’t it? Nicole Scherzinger/Emily Ratajkowski (Simon Cowell’s yacht)

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#10**
It has been a long long time since this former nude for a living turned A- list syndicated actress turned celebrity was spotted doing lines of coke. A very very long time. There she was last night though like she was 20 years younger. Pamela Anderson

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#11**
This OITNB actress/walking blind item is finally inching out of the closet because of the wave of publicity that would out her anyway. She just wants to get ahead of the story and frame it in the best light for her. Taylor Schilling

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#12**
This closeted foreign born former boy bander had some success this year. He celebrated by taking a cruise with his boyfriend and some other guys he has also hooked up with but his boyfriend has no idea. Niall Horan ("One Direction")

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#13**
If this had happened anywhere besides a sound stage, this actress would be dead. End of story. She used to be A list on television. She has been on television for about three decades. Her first show might have been her biggest. If you want to make an argument for her most recent effort, you could do so, but way more people watched the first show. Anyway, she has a new show on the air and all of you know her. Our actress takes Oxy. Has for awhile. Sometimes she doesn’t always get them from doctors. In the past couple of weeks she took a pill she thought was Oxy but was fentanyl or at least laced with a lot of it. If not for the medical crew on call who gave her a shot, this actress would have died. Heather Locklear ("Dynasty" and "Melrose Place") ("Too Close to Home")

74. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/08
Rumours about the future of this prominent trashy British couple are constantly in the rags, but our source whispers to us that they’re definitely still together and are hoping this ballyhoo creates enough buzz for a reality show. Wayne and Colleen Rooney

75. MR. X 09/08 **#1**
NEW YORK FASHION WEEK: What openly bisexual C-list mostly TV actor was seen getting into a limo with that closeted A-list actor from an acting family after a fashion show last night? Gee, you think they hooked up? Nico Tortorella ("Younger")/Jake Gyllenhaal ("Refinery29 Third Annual 29Rooms: Turn It Into Art")

76. MR. X 09/08 **#2**
NEW YORK FASHION WEEK: What model of the moment and reality star accidentally revealed to a fellow model that the two guys she’s supposedly hooked up with is all a sham and a plot line for her reality show? Her manager wasn’t too pleased when she heard about this. Kendall Jenner (Blake Griffin AND A$AP Rocky)

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#1**
This B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister is being targeted by a group she used to belong to. They are paying money to multiple tabloids to leak secrets about the offspring. Lisa Marie Presley (Scientology)

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#2**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who all of you know is about to discover the fact that the child he thought was his for many years is not. Orlando Bloom

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#3**
I have no love for this Teen Mom, but it is interesting that her most recent accuser of bad behavior was joining in on the bad behavior and also forgot to mention that he would wait until the Teen Mom was incapacitated and then have sex with one of the Teen Mom’s best friends who then became pregnant and had a miscarriage a short time later. Kailyn Lowry/Javi Marroquin

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who now has an A list mostly movie actor ex said she was given multiple STD’s over the years because of his infidelity. Not Ben and Jen. Amber Heard/Johnny Depp

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#5**
Really easy to lose a whole bunch of baby weight and have the tabloids congratulate you when you were never actually pregnant in the first place. Isn’t that right permanent A lister? Janet Jackson

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#6**
This back in the day topless scene actress turned reality star turned living off the money of the ex and wishing she was more famous has been living through her kids. Stage mom from hell who regularly brings one of her kids to tears for not following a diet or not practicing enough.
Topless scene actress: Kelly LeBrock
Reality shows: "Celebrity Fit Club" and "Hell’s Kitchen"
Famous ex: Steven Seagal
Children: Arissa Seagal ("Growing Up Supermodel"), Dominic Seagal and Annaliza Seagal
or
Topless scene actress: Camille Grammer
Reality show: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Famous ex: Kelsey Grammer
Children: Jude Gordon Grammer and Mason Olivia Grammer

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#7**
Perhaps adopting a dog is what this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is going to need to find steady work outside her hit show to keep having a career thinks will save her relationship. It won’t. Her celebrity boyfriend is bored and tired of hiding his cheating. Sophie Turner/Joe Jonas

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#8**
Speaking of the show in #7, this teen actress from the show is hooking up with a 50 something year old guy who she calls Daddy even when they are out dining in public. Maisie Williams

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#9**
You know what no one ever mentions? That this A list news anchor on a very very popular cable channel right now left his wife to be with his at the time fellow host on the same channel. You know what else no one mentions? That the now departed host was also hooking up with another married guy at the same time but managed at the time to escape the fireworks of his divorce. At the time.
Channel: MSNBC
A list news anchor: Lawerence O'Donnell
Fellow host: Tamron Hall
Other married guy: Jesse Jackson, Jr.

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#10**
Apparently if you are a grieving widow of a rock star, you get a nose job. You know, because you had always wanted one and have all this extra cash now. Plus I’m pretty sure she thinks she is going to be super famous and a big star and carve out her own career. Uh huh. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#11**
You know what bothers me? This actor is working his way up to A list. Hit pay cable show. Hit network show. Still young. Just working his way up the ranks to getting a lead in a movie. So, what does his PR team and the studio do? All of a sudden this actor who had been kind of in the closet is now locked deep in the closet and the world now thinks he is dating his co-star from the movie. Just leave it alone. It looks so staged. Really unnecessary.
Actor: Cameron Monaghan
Hit pay cable show: "Shameless"
Hit network show: "Gotham"
Co-star: Peyton List
Movie: "Anthem of a Reluctant Prophet"

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#12**
#1 – This foreign born former A list singer is back. According to the past few guys he has dated, he is also impotent and no manner of pills can get him to stand to attention. Sam Smith

#2 – This A+ list producer is being pushed out because of the continuing number of disagreements and fights she has with what seems like every creative person that crosses her path. Kathleen Kennedy

#3 – This new series regular on a hit show has been trolling and dragging a guest star on the show who is an A-/B+ list regular on a long long long running show. The dragged has been reaching out to people on the newer show to get them to defend her. Even those close to her have declined.

#4 – Don’t believe the hype. This B+ list take what you can give me actress with A++ list name recognition is a master at bearding. I think all of you forget that. Bearding is what has enabled her to live for the past decade or so with that A+ list name recognition despite having a brutal acting career. Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise)/Jamie Foxx

89. MR. X 09/09
NEW YORK FASHION WEEK: Our favorite B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister let herself be talked into using again. This time by that a-hole actor/singer. He is such a d**k. He loved getting her to break her sobriety. Paris Jackson/Jared Leto ("2017 Harper's Bazaar Icons")

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This permanent A+ list legend who is now up to multiple generations of celebrity offspring and even had a permanent A lister portray him in a movie got away with attempted murder of a permanent A+ list mostly movie actor and the murder of an A+ list mostly movie director who had his wife paid off with $1M.
A+ list legend: William R. Hearst
A lister who portrayed him: Orson Welles ("Citizen Kane")
Attemped murder of A+ list actor: Charlie Chaplin (Hearst was jealous that he thought Charlie was having an affair with Marion Davies)
Murder of A+ list movie director: Thomas H. Ince (mistook him for Charlie Chaplin)

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#2**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: In these days, people will spend a ton on publicity or get pregnant or married and get their wife pregnant to try and win an Academy Award. Back in the day though, this permanent A+ list mostly movie actress with A++ list name recognition convinced the voting members that she was in the hospital and barely clinging to life. She won. Remarkably she was fit and ready to accept the award and partied for 72 straight hours afterwards. Joan Crawford ("Mildred Pierce")

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#3**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Back in the day this actor was A++ list. He is still alive and still permanently A list. When this particular event happened, he was just getting to A list. Anyway, he was making one of the least memorable movies of his career. His co-star was a foreign born actress who is alive and an Academy Award winner/nominee was fending off a rape from a man she knew well and accidentally killed him. With the help of our actor and the police, the death was ruled a suicide.
A++ list actor: Burt Reynolds
Co-star: Sarah Miles
Movie: "The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing"
Rapist: David Whiting

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#4**
BACK IN THE DAY: Not that many decades ago was this A+ list group that still exists today and is touring and even making news. The lead singer is long gone but the band has never been even close to what it was without him. He hated his band mates so much that he chartered a plane to get between each tour stop not just when the rest of the band was in a bus, but even if they were also taking a plane. "Journey"/Steve Perry

94. MR. X 09/10
I don’t know if he has to have sex sex with her, but this A- list reality star did have to spend the day kissing the butt of this reality star matriarch to ensure he keeps bringing in income to support his lifestyle. Scott Disick/Kris Jenner

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#1**
Don’t believe the hype. As usual, the news coming from this outlet is heavily biased towards the family and helping them out rather than reality. This former A+ list rapper owes a ton of money to this permanent A+ list rapper and did and said a lot of things that are not going to be solved with a quick meeting. There definitely won’t be a face to face one for a bit. Kanye West/Jay Z (TMZ)

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#2**
A little karma for our favorite OITNB actress who is a walking blind item. She fabricated a bunch of documents to get an ex thrown in jail and still tries to set up the ex so she can get the ex thrown in jail again. Meanwhile, our actress has been barred from making any money from her own brief stint in jail. Taryn Manning

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#3**
The crazy thing is that I was going to do a blind about how this married foreign A- list dual threat actor who still has one last trip down the promote the franchise trail was hooking up with someone outside the country. It turns out though his wife was not even a mile away and they were out of the country together. Jamie Dornan/Amelia Warner ("2017 Toronto International Film Festival")

98. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#4**
This foreign born three named actor tried to kill himself twice in the past week. Jonathan Rhys Meyer

99. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/11
Our source whispers to us that this former B list comedian is an extraordinarily bad way and could find himself dead in the near future, or even worse – a government rehab centre. ‘This is terrifying,’ the whisperer adds. ‘Cocaine and heroin isn’t just a bad mix – it’s a deadly mix.’ "He’s a shell of his former self," another close to the situation tells us. "Just a sad, sad mess." I’m sure his sudden uptake isn’t compounded by the pressure of his fairly high profile jobs. Artie Lange ("The Artie and Anthony Show"/podcasting partner to Anthony Cumia) (TV series "Crashing") (celebrity judge "Last Convict Standing")

100. MR. X 09/11
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Throughout hotels all over the world, this recently deceased permanent A list comic actor left pats of butter on the ceilings of every hotel room in which he ever stayed. Jerry Lewis

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still probably an A because of his past, but doesn’t work as much as he used to is not dealing with stress well. The actor is combining pills and booze in proportions that should kill him. Jim Carrey

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#2**
Recently this former A list dual threat actress who was A list even when she was a tween suffered a miscarriage. Those close to her held their breath because they thought the former actress might go back to the way things were a couple years ago. Nope. She is doing amazing. Amanda Bynes

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#3**
Lots of stories right now about this A list home renovation reality star. I have been writing about him for years. One thing people should know about his past is the way he burned through money because he spent it all on coke and this male escort he couldn’t stop seeing all the time. Drew Scott ("Property Brothers")/"Dancing With the Stars" Season 25

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#4**
Not sure why this very very brief reality star who was married to a Housewife keeps wanting to get married or that people keep saying yes. He spends his entire days and nights finding new women to sleep with. Tom D’Agostino Jr. (Luann de Lesseps "Real Housewives of New York City")

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#5**
Part of the feud between these two Teen Moms is that one of them was asked to introduce the other to a male porn star. That was done. There was a video made but now the Teen Mom is having second thoughts after promising the porn star a big pay day. The male porn star is harassing the Teen Mom who made the introduction to pressure the other Teen Mom into releasing it. Farrah Abraham introduced Amber Portwood to James Deen (Vivid Entertainment)

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who actually has a franchise that has not had an installment in awhile was recently out of the country. The actor went into various Asian massage establishments and asked if there were any women willing to be with him while he was in town. No being coy, just straight up cash for hooking up with him a couple of days. Nicolas Cage ("National Treasure: Book of Secrets") (Toronto International Film Festival)

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#7**
Apparently the final straw in the split between this A+ list mostly movie comic actor and his B list actress wife was that the wife found out he was hitting on a beloved married B+ list actress who was co-starring in his movie. Ben Stiller (Christine Taylor)/Jenna Fischer ("The Office") ("Brad’s Status")

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#8**
This former child actor/tween actor turned A- list mostly movie actor was out of the country when he was asked to leave his hotel for throwing a bottle through part of the revolving door. Shia LaBeouf (Toronto International Film Festival)

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#9**
The language coming out of the mouth of this actress from a very very very very very long running network show at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards was according to someone behind her, the worst language they had ever heard actually spoken out loud. The reason? A win by an arch enemy. Nancy Cartwright/Leah Remini  (Arch enemy: "Outstanding Informational Series or Special" Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath (A&E))

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#10**
What should have been a happy occasion between this permanent A list model and her A- list actor ex turned into one of those hushed fights you do in public so no one hears you but everyone knows you are fighting. An alliterate model had to get in between them from it getting more heated. Norman Reedus/Helena Christensen/Karlie Kloss (son walked runway in Calvin Klein Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week)

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#11**
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show is super lucky that policeman who stopped her for a DUI was a fan. She and her current boyfriend celebrated by going to a bar for more booze. Oh, and she was proud that she got by with a warning from the police. Katharine Mcphee/Nick Harborne

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#12**
A couple of months ago there was a blip in the gossip news about this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. A blip that she was seeing a new guy. If you blinked it was gone. She wanted it secret and the guy she was seeing wanted it secret, but for different reasons. It seems as if this gentleman, who all of you know makes a very nice living being a companion to actresses who are A list. When I say all of you know who he is, that might not go for the supermarket tabloid readers who get their news very quickly while standing in line. There is another A list mostly movie actress who crazy as it sounds doesn’t have an Academy Award win/nomination who was using his services after her most recent split with her husband. Apparently she has continued seeing him even while also dating an actor and another gentleman. An actress who started off as a child actress and has gone through times where she is A+ list and times where she was struggling to get a made for tv movie back in the day has been a frequent guest to his home and he to hers. Since her marriage ended, he has been the only guy she has been seeing. The crazy thing is, everyone knows him because of his A list ex and she still sees him all the time. I’m not sure how he schedules in all of these women. He has no other job which helps. He has a base income from his ex which helps and he really knows how to be discreet which all of them appreciate.
A+ list blip: Charlize Theron
New guy: Gabriel Aubry
A list actress with no Oscar: Scarlett Johansson (ex-husband: Romain Dauriac) (actor: Colin Jost) (other gentleman: Kevin Yorn)
A+ list former child actress: Drew Barrymore (Will Kopelman)
Ex: Halle Berry

113. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/12
We don’t get a lot of wrestling scoops, but when we do (Goldberg etc) they’re usually on the money. This A list athlete is close to signing a contract with the WWE to wrestle matches in the near future. ‘It should be great publicity for all parties,’ we’re told. ‘The WWE are cashing is on [name omitted]’s mainstream appeal.’ Ronda Rousey

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#1**
While out of town making a tiny bit of money on a lowish budget movie, our favorite drug addled former tweener made almost as much money for meeting with a fan. Apparently things went so well, there is going to be another this week. Boyfrnd be damned. Selena Gomez

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#2**
If this family of reality stars ever decided to start using heroin and it got laced with something bad, the whole family could overdose and die at once. Apparently there are five family members/pseudo family members who all buy their drugs from the same source who also used to sell it to a female celebrity who is now on the outside looking in. Karashians/Jenners (Blac Chyna)

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#3**
It looks the latest umm, relationship between this A+ list singer and the guy she calls her boyfriend is going to end before we even have a chance to meet him. The boyfriend thing doesn’t fit into her plans. Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#4**
The good news was he wasn’t being a jerk. The bad news is this C list celebrity offspring who is arguably fifth most famous in his family was doing line after line of coke at a NYFW party and had done a few lines before he walked in a show too. Barron Hilton II (Hakan Akkaya fashion show)

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#5**
The husband of this west coast Housewife has a very secret past that so far has not emerged. He made two gay porn movies back in the day. Eddie Judge (Tamra) ("Real Housewives of Orange County’)

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#6**
Don’t believe the hype. The real reason this wannabe be Bachelorette broke up with her boyfriend was she was hoping that a public relationship and breakup would get her a chance to be the Bachelorette or a gig on DWTS. Since neither looks likely, she will move back to the guy she was already dating before this big game. Amanda Stanton ("Bachelor in Paradise")/Robby Hayes/Josh Murray

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#7**
Speaking of one season wonders, the "winner" of the show this year was getting the phone numbers of multiple models at NYFW. You know, probably just for funzies. "Project Runway" winner

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#8**
Awkward when you have to take a photo together after finding out moments before about an on set romance the other person had with your now husband. It happened this week though when this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress in an acting family was told just that by a B list actress who wanted to make sure the A-/B+ lister knew that it was just a few week fling and it was before the actor had met his now wife. Why even bring it up? Kate Mara/Jamie Bell/Caitriona Balfe

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who still can’t legally drink is slipping down the list. She was A- and even one could argue A list for a brief time. Now, no one wants to hire her. She was willing to hit the casting couch for a recent movie with a big director that went to someone else. It was the wrong movie to offer to hit the casting couch. She is getting movies still, but not the budgets and movies she used to get. Chloë Grace Moretz

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#10**
Our favorite in the closet foreign born A- list mostly television actor on that hit pay cable show was all out of sorts this past week. It happens when you are supposed to look at ease with a woman you have supposedly dated a year but have spent very very little time with. This was a big event though so you had to work it together. It was so awkward and difficult to watch. I wonder what her boyfriend thinks when he watches it all? Sam Heughan/MacKenzie Mauzy ("Outlander")

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#11**
This reality momager is leaking to the press that the family is spending millions of dollars on security and housing and an endless list of expenses for the protection of a pseudo family member who is in charge so to speak of a soon to be family member. All of it is crap, especially anything to do with the former A+ list rapper who is basically a zombie. Kris Jenner/Kim Kardashian’s surrogate/Kanye West

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#12**
This long time sober actress is probably B list. Not so long ago A-/B+ list. Very tall. Apparently she is using again, and not only that, but is to a point where she is letting people see her use and even taking pics. Kristen Johnston

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#13**
#1 – This former tweener singer who is going through some very major life or death issues right now held a gun to the head of the person he says is his girlfriend for over two hours. He only stopped because he had to use. The woman took the chance to get out of the house. Aaron Carter

#2 – This is just getting strange. The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor says she is bottle feeding, but the A+ lister says it is nursing. They cannot even get the most simple stories straight. Amal and George Clooney

#3 – Has anyone discovered any disease this A- list singer/wannabe actress does not say she has? I think she comes up with them so she can keep making all those doctor visits. Lady Gaga

127. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/13
You might look at this A list actress and think she earns her money from movies or endorsement, but our source swears that she earns the vast majority of her income from voice over and residuals. Just a surprising fun fact for the day in the form of a blind item. It can’t all be car chases, bad mom stories and drug addicts. Mila Kunis ("Amusement Park"; "Family Guy"; "Hell and Back"; "The Cleveland Show"; "Saints Row"; numerous "Family Guy" video games)

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#1**
This one named B+ list singer recently lost a baby because she couldn’t stop drinking even though she likes people to think she is sober.

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#2**
I have been writing about this permanent A list news host for the past couple of years and her spiraling health. Last time I wrote about her I told you she wasn’t able to remember even things like where she lived. Now, she is pretty much forced to stay inside close to 24/7. Barbara Walters

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#3**
This group had one of the best debut albums of all time. They have tons of hits. They are probably permanent A list. One of the members has had some drug issues which led to a couple year break. Now? The new record didn’t do very well and they are playing to half filled arenas that are only half filled because they have discounted tickets in every city. Green Day (Billie Joe Armstrong)

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#4**
The entire night was scripted door to door for this married couple’s recent date. It was all done to make sure paps could capture every moment. One thing that changed was that this former A+ list rapper was not supposed to drive. His meds make that very dangerous. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#5**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor publicly debuted a new girlfriend this week. I’m guessing she doesn’t know about the two different women he bedded at the same time last week. Idris Elba (former Miss Vancouver Sabrina Dhowre)

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#6**
She went to two NYFW shows yesterday but our favorite former tweener turned A- list singer/B list actress called out sick from shooting her new movie. Selena Gomez (Untitled Woody Allen Project)

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#7**
Seriously? The woe is me stories are already trickling in for this former back in the day A list singer who is living off fame from three decades ago. Whenever she gets a new projects she always has some sad tale to make her stand out from everyone else in the gig and her latest reality thing is no different. She has never changed her spots. Debbie Gibson ("Dancing With the Stars")

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#8**
She can get invited to just about any red carpet, but this former A list tweener who had her own show turned B list take what I can get actress didn’t have enough star power to land a spot on the charity telethon despite pleading to be on it. I think she sees all those things she said about others a few years ago when she was at the top are coming true about her now. Tough to watch. Victoria Justice ("Victorious")

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#9**
He doesn’t see them naked, but this A- list reality star all of you know does take underage female teens shopping for lingerie and will make them wear it for him. I remember one time he took a 17 year old to dinner and didn’t let her leave until her birthday at midnight and had sex with her. He never spoke to her again after. Scott Disick

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#10**
Lost in the hey, my marriage was awful and my husband was awful too is that the permanent A list singer wife in all of this was awful to domestic employees in the marriage and would make them work 18 hours a day for weeks on end with no days off. Janet Jackson/Wissam Al Mana

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#11**
This foreign born former A list singer turned reality judge is really going over the edge. Apparently she is trying to convince her boyfriend to hurt someone and is blackmailing him with pictures and video of him using drugs and with other women. Mel B

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#12**
This foreign born B list actress might have had her almost television show canceled rather quickly, but she does have a high power franchise to fall back on. Oh, and she was secretly married and left her husband for the celebrity offspring of this foreign born permanent A+ list singer in a group and solo.
Actress: Sophie Cookson
Canceled show: "Gypsy"
Franchise: "Kingsman: The Golden Circle"
Secret husband: Andrew Gower
Celebrity offspring: Eliot Paulina Sumner (Sting/"The Police")

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#13**
When I was thinking of 2006, I remembered something that barely made a whisper in the gossip world because there was so much going on at the time. Plus, even what did come out, which wasn’t much, was not the whole story. This foreign born A list singer was going through some tough times. Very tough times. Married, his actress wife wanted to help him so he got some help. Everyone thought he was going better, but when he was found passed out in a hotel room with a couple of bags of coke and three naked groupies, people realized he was not getting better. So, off he went to get some help. Fast forward a few months and he got out for a couple of days to be with his wife but spent it with a country singer who had just broken up with a baseball player. Again, not a good situation for our A lister as he was out of control. Finally, at the end of the year he managed to get sober and for the most part has been sober since. Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman/Mindy McCready/Roger Clemens

141. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/14
This A lister has been banned from making any charitable appearances regarding Hurricane Irma over a media appearance during the last big disaster. "[Name omitted] is a lovely person,’ says the source, ‘but a quiet check is the way to go. [gender omitted] humiliated themselves last time around.’ I guess the power of a cheque will have to make do for now. "A Concert for Hurricane Katrina Relief" (Kanye West) (Celine Dion)

142. POPBITCH 09/14
It's quite common for stunt doubles to basically fill in as understudies for big-name Hollywood stars on set - but which A-lister went one step further? Not only did she have her stunt double do most of the work during filming, she also had her pose for the movie's promo posters too (then had her own features added on digitally in post). Diane Kruger ("The Fade"); Alicia Vikander ("Tomb Raider")

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#1**
It is all fun and light when the cameras are turned on but this A- list mostly television actress is causing chaos behind the scenes of her rebooted show with tons of demands that are making the crew really dislike her and causing a divide within the production. Debra Messing ("Will and Grace")

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#2**
I guess 15th time is the charm for this foreign born permanent A list model/host to leave her boyfriend after catching him cheating. At least we know how many times it takes and also why she was spotted canoodling with a guy last week other than her now gone boyfriend. Heidi Klum/Vito Schnabel (Lewis Hamilton)

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#3**
Don’t be shocked when this former A+ list singer turned A lister with an upcoming tv gig sacrifices her tour for the good of the show. She doesn’t want to go out and play places that are not sold out anyway and using Groupon to even get it to three quarters capacity. She is not going to lower that salary though. Katy Perry ("American Idol")

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#4**
This celebrity offspring/part-time reality star/wannabe model spent some time together with this A- list reality star in exchange for coke. Delilah Belle Hamlin (Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin)/Scott Disick

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#5**
This B+ list actress who only stays that high because of her name who all of you know took a few days away from her husband and he did what he always does when he is left to his own devices- cheat. Jenna Dewan Tatum (Channing) (NYFW)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#6**
I think we all knew from her history that this marriage would be unusual. We are not being disappointed. This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is traditional. She got married to have children. She also doesn’t want to do IVF. She only sees her husband the few days per month that she is ovulating. Other than that, they lead separate lives. Jessica Chastain/Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who had a gap between the departure of her hit show and new work basically has it all on the line for a new movie about to release. She is resourceful though. If it bombs she has a trip to Dubai in the works for the end of October. Nina Dobrev ("Vampire Diaries") ("Flatliners")

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#8**
This A- list Disney actress who can’t get work doing much else really wants out of the Disney shell. She is getting a little old for Disney. Apparently, like one of her predecessors, she is going to at least go topless for her next movie to force herself away from the Disney brand. Zendaya

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#9**
Our favorite former Disney actress turned future porn star always is willing to be a beard. The thing is though, for that to work, the guy in question can’t already have a boyfriend who he has been with for awhile. I think the guy in question wanted some free publicity so said, "Yeah, you can be my beard. I’m totally in the closet." Bella Thorne/Lil Peep

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#10**
Apparently this momager owns a piece of the catalog of this former A+ list rapper and is trying to sell it. Kris Jenner/Kanye West

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#11**
It cracks me up and I hope the reporter who interviewed this married closeted B+ list mostly television actress at least cracked a smile when the actress started talking about her love scene with another woman like it has never happened before in real life. Jessical Biel (Justin Timberlake) ("The Sinner")

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#12**
Dear Foreign Born B+ list Celebrity Offspring Of A Permanent A+ lister
That new guy you are seeing is even worse than the drug dealers you usually date. At least they try and have other jobs. This guy is a straight up dealer and has been known to pull the old hey, if someone gets killed taking my stuff I will get more business from the junkies because they will think it is strong game. He intentionally kills people and this is the guy you want to be with.
Good luck with that.
Love & Bacon
Enty
Kelly Osbourne

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#13**
The Emmy Awards are on Sunday and I was looking back through old notes I made from some earlier shows and came across one that I received about a week after the airing. I kept meaning to use it and never did until now. I won’t give you the year, but it is considered to be the worst Emmy Award broadcast ever. Anyway, after the show an actor nominee from the show ditched his long time girlfriend at a party. He was wasted out of his mind. Super, incredibly drunk. It had been a big night for his show. He was probably A- list at that point because of the show. When you are doing shots with Charlie Sheen you know things are going to get rough. Anyway, at this party our actor runs into this at the time married actress who was also a nominee/winner that night. Her marriage was falling apart and we could even say she was technically married. The thing is she was publicly cheated on by a different husband, so it makes it more interesting that she was at least, technically married when this happened and that our actor had a boyfriend. So, they are at this party and start making out. Two sloppy drunk people here. Apparently Charlie Sheen started giving a play by play and then started getting a little more dirty. So, this got to Charlie and he started making out with his drugged out wife. They then started doing more than making out and he tells the drunk acting couple to feel free to join in. They said they wanted more privacy and Charlie told them to "go f**k in his limo," because he had his own driver. Ten minutes later, Charlie shows up at the limo with his wife and they get in the front seat and start having sex while in the back is this acting couple. Apparently the actor was so drunk that he was having trouble performing. Charlie doing commenting probably didn’t help and the acting couple finally gave up and the actress went back to the party while our actor passed out in the back of the limo.
Year: 2008
Hosts: Tom Bergeron, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Jeff Probst, and Ryan Seacrest
Actor: John Hamm ("Mad Men"/Outstanding Drama Series)
Girlfriend: Jennifer Westfeldt
Married actress: Mary-Louise Parker ("Weeds")
Husband who cheated on her publicly: Billy Crudup (when Mary-Louise was 7 months pregnant he cheated with Claire Danes)
Technically married: Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Charlie’s drugged out wife: Brooke Mueller

156. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/15
This former B lister is selling assets after their earnings plummeted to under 6 figures, likely, barring a comeback, symbolising the end of their career, as well as their earning power. Kathy Griffin; Rosie O’Donnell

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#1**
This still technically married A+ list mostly movie actor showed up at an event for this group. When he sat down he was immediately flanked by two women in their early 20’s who had been sent by the head of the group. Apparently they stayed by the side of the actor for two days straight and he is now a regular at the group. Chris Pratt ("Hillsong Church")

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#2**
This east coast Housewife has been forced to pay off some people who were owed money by her husband from deals he made in the past. As a consequence, she has very little money as a cushion and her expenses are much higher than her income. Teresa Giudice (Joe) ("Housewives of New Jersey")

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#3**
This A- list most television actress on a hit network show who we have all known for something other than acting is in line for another heartbreak. Her soon to be husband is cheating on her. Mandy Moore/singer ("This Is Us")/"Dawes" frontman Taylor Goldsmith

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#4**
The girlfriend of this closeted B+ list mostly television actress with A+ list name recognition is also her business partner. The business partner has some drug and money issues and her actions are causing the actress some big headaches, including the very real possibility she will be outed during the course of events. Jessica Biel/Estee Stanley ("Au Fudge" stealing tips)

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#5**
Scandal has been a money maker for this network reality show contestant. She had to dump her boyfriend, but she has made more money weekend yachting the past two months combined than she did from everything else she did for the past two years. Corinne Olympios ("The Bachelor" and "Bachelor in Paradise")/Nick Viall

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#6**
This B+ list singer who has had some catchy hits has been in this space before when I have written about his love of taking escorts to red carpet events. Apparently now, that is who he likes to date too. One week at a time until he gets bored and then finds a new one. Jason Derulo

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#7**
This B+ list actress made her way from a very hit network show to movies which upset a lot of shippers from her show. Now though, she seems to have found love with a co-star again, this time on the set of one of her most recent movies. The co-star is in a relationship, or was until he met our actress. The co-star has been seen as of late on a fairly decent pay cable show. Oh, and get this, our actress also got a new breast enlargement she says for herself, but has told some friends because she wants to look young for her much younger lover.
B+ list actress: Gillian Anderson
Shippers show: David Duchovny "The X-Files"
Co-star: Max Irons
Girlfriend: Sophie Pera
Movie: "Crooked House"
Pay cable show: "The White Queen"

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#8**
This C list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner will shame you and peer pressure you until you do coke with her. She is the ultimate mean girl. Dylan Penn (Sean)

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#9**
This A- list reality star has actually made a deal with a momager to split the profits of the business the A- lister is running. He gets a steady income stream as a base courtesy of the momager and she gets half the yachting revenues he is generating with his never ending cast of teens he recruits. Scott Disick/Kris Jenner

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#10**
She went, but this A+ list singer was not happy about going and it was fake smiles all night long, especially when she had to hug it out with this foreign born A list singer. Beyoncé (Rihanna's "Diamond Ball")

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#11**
This actress is B list if you watch the hit almost television show and no one you would know otherwise. Despite not being old enough to drink she recently had to get a new set of teeth. Hers were destroyed from years of bulimia. Natalia Dyer ("Stranger Things")

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#12**
#1 – This widow is such a sham. The latest quest for attention comes courtesy of a fake post from a "fan" who documented how amazing and special and inspiring the widow is. Oh, and what are the odds that when you are visiting something for the first time in months, there just happens to be a pap to take a photo of you with a random fan. Of course not the fan who wrote the post because the PR person can only be in so many places at once. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell’s grave)

#2 – In one of the more bizarre things I have seen in a while, the wife of a permanent A list director has been hooked by this televangelist and has been sending him hundreds of thousands of dollars a month without the knowledge of anyone in the family. They are about to find out.

#3 – The tall alliterate model supposedly has a boyfriend. I mean he is a boy and is a friend, but we all know the real deal. Anyway, there have been rumors he was hooking up with a woman while she was married. Nope. Same country different woman. A much younger woman than the wife. Apparently the still a teen daughter of an oligarch. Karlie Kloss/Josh Kushner/Russia

#4 – That former B+ list mostly television actress from that now defunct ensemble network show is married and making straight to On Demand movies. Apparently the fact she is actually living with her girlfriend rather than her celebrity husband was probably a fair bet to stay quiet. That is until of course he got another woman pregnant. This is all going to get really messy. Dianna Agron ("Glee")/Winston Marshall ("Mumford & Sons")

169. MR. X 09/16
This foreign born A+ list singer is trying to shift the blame for an invite she sent out to this racist celebrity. The thing is, she is not trying that hard because she doesn’t really care what people think. Rihanna/Jeffree Star (Rihanna Celebrates the Launch of Fenty Beauty)

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#1**
A couple of months ago it was that this A+ list mostly movie actor was the most virile man someone had ever seen. Now, out of the blue there is another testament from some unknown person about how straight the closeted actor is. Do you get the feeling something is about to come out? Tom Cruise (straight, according to dead mobster)

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress has a superhero franchise. She also has two men who know about each other, but there is a third guy who none of them know about. That third guy is also a superhero who is a hookup partner our actress is madly in love with. Problem? That superhero has so much personal baggage going on right now that is about to explode and it would envelop our actress.
Actress: Scarlett Johansson
Superhero franchise: Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow "Avengers"
Two men who know about each other: Colin Jost and Kevin Yorn
Third guy/superhero: Chris Evans (Steve Rogers/Captain America "Avengers")

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#3**
Speaking of superheroes, this sidekick to one who started off on an almost network is not very quiet about his sexuality, but this A- list mostly movie actor who has his own couple of franchises is very quiet about his sexuality. It keeps them from going out in public much together but they are enjoying each other anyway.
Sidekick: Colton Haynes ("Teen Wolf")
A- list actor: Chris Pine ("Star Trek" and "Wonder Woman")

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#4**
An unliked relative of a deceased A lister somehow collected tens of thousands of dollars that were supposed to go into the A lister’s foundation after his death. Instead, they ended up in the pocket of the relative. Vicky Karayiannis/Chris Cornell

174. BILLY MASTERS 09/18
Could it be that a once and future reality star is happy to have bagged that high-profile gig because he needs the dough? Where did his stash go? The same old story - drugs and hookers. Except these were male hookers - with loose lips! His clowning around came to an abrupt halt when he learned how in debt he was. Sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. Jax Taylor ("Vanderpump Rules" and "Vanderpump Rules: Jax And Brittany Take Kentucky") (Spectrum)

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#1**
EMMY AWARDS: Put a couple drinks in him and this A list chef/former network reality star from a very hit show talked a lot of smack about his former boss. Apparently the boss was getting jealous that the A list chef was almost as popular in focus studies so he had to go. Graham Elliot ("MasterChef" and "MasterChef Junior"/Gordon Ramsey)

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#2**
EMMY AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list dual threat actress has a hit pay cable show and also finally managed to snag a franchise for more than one part. She was a mess of pills last night and just looked and acted totally gone. Thandie Newton ("Westworld") ("A Star Wars Story: Untitled Han Solo Film")

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#3**
EMMY AWARDS: This B list actress is not quite legal. Very very close though. Last night at an after party she was talking to a guy she found interesting and then he pushed her in a corner and started groping her. Our actress went and told someone but no one could find the guy. Kiernan Shipka ("Mad Men")

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#4**
EMMY AWARDS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was jeered multiple times last night about her political beliefs to the point she tried to stay firmly planted in her seat and during commercials had a production assistant stand next to her. Susan Sarandon ("Trump prezcy wud b better 4 the country thn Hillary.")

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#5**
EMMY AWARDS: Continuing her trend to get people to pay attention to her at award shows, this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show yelled at a guy for getting too close to her. He had been pushed aside because the actress was blocking a passageway. The actress then told him to go do something useful. And she wonders why no one on her crew likes her. Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#6**
EMMY AWARDS: Technically this happened prior to the Emmy Awards this weekend, but would have only been possible with both parties in town away from their significant others. They are a former couple and caught up Friday night. A foreign born author and a foreign born A- list realty star who all of you know from a very very long running competition show. Salman Rushdie (Nikki Milovanovic)/Padma Lakshmi ("Top Chef") (Adam Dell)

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#7**
EMMY AWARDS: This ancient former A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was hitting on waitresses at a cable party last night. He would tell them he could get them a part in the next movie made by his daughter. The crazy thing is someone actually went home with him. Walked off the job and just left. Jon Voight (Angelina Jolie)

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#8**
EMMY AWARDS: A couple of weeks before the Emmy Awards, this A-/B+ list singing actress met a guy and they spent a lot of time together. They even planned on meeting at the Emmy Awards and then going to some parties together. So, when she saw him in the red carpet with his wife, that was a bit of a shocker. Lea Michele

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#9**
EMMY AWARDS: What started out as just a few words before the show turned into yelling after the show when this out of work late night actress got into a war of words with a part-time red carpet host/infrequent eater. Vanessa Bayer ("SNL")/Giuliana Rancic (Saturday Night Live sketch that never made it to air honed in on Rancic's signature phrase, which seems to be calling her viewers "you guys.")

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#10**
EMMY AWARDS: Usually at something like this, the three named actress can usually be counted on for doing something strange or acting odd. I didn't hear anything negative about her last night. I was not to be disappointed though because at an after party, the original crazy who the three named actress probably emulates was with her actor boyfriend. Granted, it was loud, but the original seemed to be talking in gibberish. People would ask her to repeat things, often four or times and then smile or grimace and walk away. Knowing her, it could be something she was doing to screw with people or it could have been meds because the actress is on a lot of them. Evan Rachel Wood/Anne Heche/James Tupper (and then just a very short time after this, Anne and Jame split after years together)

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#11**
EMMY AWARDS: This foreign born A- list multiple reality host/judge was doing a lot of extra flirting with this married A- list mostly movie actor from a very hit network show. Our reality star was really trying to get him to talk to her without his wife hovering. Our actor and his wife were having no part of it. Heidi Klum/Sterling K. Brown ("This Is Us")

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#12**
EMMY AWARDS: Earlier this year, this B+ list mostly television actor who has two or three shows going right now including a big Emmy winner from last night and a spinoff of a great show split from his wife. She got tired of all the women in his life. He was super creepy at this after party last night. He came with someone who moved on when she got hit on by someone younger and more famous. Our actor was listing the shows he is on when hitting on the women and using the most awful pickup lines. Jeffrey Nordling (Francia Dimase) ("Big Little Lies"/Gordon Klein, Renata's husband; "I'm Dying Up Here"; "Salvation"; "Nashville")

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#13**
EMMY AWARDS: This late night actor looks kind of foolish when he is talking about love and how much he cares for the actress he thinks is his girlfriend at the same time she is having room service in a hotel with another guy she is seeing. Colin Jost/Scarlett Johansson

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#14**
EMMY AWARDS: The girlfriend of this B- list celebrity offspring of at least one permanent A lister was ruthless in the demands made to her boyfriend last night. Each party they stayed at for just a few minutes and then would move to the next and get their photo taken again. She wants to be everywhere. Jaden Smith/Odessa Adlon

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#15**
EMMY AWARDS: This very tall A-/B+ list foreign born actress is doing television right now, but that is where most of her misses have been. None seem to make it past season two. Last night at an after party, she said it was her night to party with her kid(s) at home so alternated lines of coke with some shots.

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#16**
As I have been telling you for the past few months, this former A+ list singer turned A- lister/wannabe actress was trying to get pregnant to get out of her tour. Unable to do so, she then went through every item in her insurance policy to have them reimburse her for canceling her tour. They won't. Lady Gaga

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#17**
You know who wasn't at the Emmy Awards this year? This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show. His foreign born A- list co-star was and the plan a few weeks ago was for the couple to be a couple. Apparently our actor though has been getting cold feet because he still has not told the woman he calls his girlfriend about the actress and their long time relationship. Oh, she knows about a hookup or two, but not that the relationship has continued for years. Our A- list actress feels like she is doing all the heavy lifting here while the actor just hooks up with her when it is convenient for him and he can get away with it. This is a big deal and it wouldn't shock me if the actress says enough is enough and moves on. Joshua Jackson (Shafia West)/Ruth Wilson ("The Affair")

192. JANET CHARLTON’S HOLLYWOOD 09/19
Another one of the most famous female members of the church of Scientology is very quietly planning to extricate herself from the organization. She won’t discuss it now and perhaps never will, but she used to be a close friend of Leah Remini. It’s a brave thing for a celebrity to do, but this actress has been having doubts for awhile and Leah’s anti-Scientology series pushed her even farther. Longtime members have to adjust to losing most of their friends and many business associates (assistants, managers, accountants, nannies etc) so it takes a LOT of preparation. This will be a huge slap in the face of David Miscavige. Juliette Lewis

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#1**
This former long time network reality star who actually has a talent and skill has moved those to cable. Apparently she is doing such a good job, that the person she replaced will never be invited back. Cheryl Burke/Abby Lee Miller ("Dance Moms")

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#2**
There has been a lot of extortion talk going on about Kevin Hart and his accuser, but there is another claim out there that is going very very close to the edge. This former stripper turned reality star is having her friends create fake social media accounts and threatening her ex into giving her way more money or there will be a lawsuit that reveals all of the family skeletons. Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#3**
The record company releasing a single from these reality show winners had to pay several hundred people to pretend they were screaming fans. As it is, the crowd was sparse. "Boy Band" winner "Pretty Much"

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#4**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who is a recent Emmy winner/nominee met multiple women who he thinks will be good candidates to be the person he calls his girlfriend until after the Golden Globes. Alexander Skarsgård

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#5**
I really felt kind of sorry for her. This former reality star who starred on multiple shows for the same channel and recently had a reboot of the original was hired to staff a swag booth during Emmy week. She basically got trolled half the time she was there. It was unfortunate. Jwowww ("Jersey Shore")

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#6**
Someone should probably ask this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort why she needs to cross back and forth over borders each day for a week. Lindsay Lohan

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#7**
Shake things up a little. There is an A list couple that has been going out for sometime. He cheats on her constantly but she doesn't seem to care and we are all already tired of seeing them in the tabloids. Yawn. But wait, each of their most recent exes have hooked up together and apparently his ex makes her ex watch her have sex with other men. Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani (Miranda Lambert/Gavin Rossdale)

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#8**
The owner of one of the most popular Hollywood places to eat and be seen not named Craig's is in deep trouble. The owner is a drug user and a gambler and not doing well with either. It would not shock me to see the place burn to the ground. Seriously. André Balazs "Chateau Marmont"

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#9**
This foreign born still one hit wonder spent a weekend yachting. She seemed pretty happy with it and probably is compared to what happened last time when she had to disappear for almost two weeks. Iggy Azalea

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#10**
This former commercial actress turned wannabe take what she can get actress/former network reality star recently attended an auction with like minded women and men. Everyone sat in a circle at dinner and bids were made and the seating readjusted after. Charlotte McKinney

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#11**
This A list singer/part-time reality star has been spending more and more time away from his wife citing business. He is not seeing anyone seriously but never turns down an opportunity for some sex from a pickup. Adam Levine/Behati Prinsloo

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#12**
She has had issues with heroin before and this offspring of a foreign born just about permanent A- list singer from work she performed back in the day had to be rushed to a hospital last week after overdosing. Chloe Lattanzi (Olivia Newton-John)

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#13**
Discord is such a polite word. I think of discord as someone getting into a disagreement about whether one should use one lump of sugar or two. This is more nasty than that, but probably not dumpster fire bad. So many moving parts. You would think when you reach a certain age you start losing interest in the power grab or even caring about anything other than living your life. Not if you are this family. Apparently a close confidante was pushed out of power by the A list offspring of a permanent A++ lister. It was done under the guise of age but really has to do more with the offspring wanting a front and center role for his wife. The confidante pushed out is totally against that. Meanwhile, over on the other side of this family is the guy who basically has never grown up and is living off anyone who will give him money. This includes his kids who he hits up for money every month. If this were a Shakespeare play, it would be almost time to find the permanent A++ lister dead under mysterious circumstances.
Close confidante: Sir Christopher Geidt
A list offspring/wife: Charles, Prince of Wales/Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
Permanent A++ lister: Elizabeth II, Queen of Great Britain
Other side of the family: Prince Andrew, Duke of York (Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie)

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#1**
Don't believe the hype. This former A list singer in a group and solo who is living off her name at this point doesn't want full custody. She doesn't have time for that. She never showed up half the time when they were doing it without court orders for the past 18 months. Fergie

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#2**
The significant other of this Teen Mom has two good sources for the drugs he needs. His hometown and Los Angeles. Whenever he goes anywhere else, no matter how much he brings he runs out. Then, he tries to make do with alternatives and that’s why it is just a matter of time until a murder/suicide happens in some random town in the next year. Jenelle Evans/David Eason

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#3**
I really hate to do two consecutive reality blinds but if you watch a certain show that has an offspring on that cable channel that loves Housewives and you still believe that one of the male stars prefers women instead of men, you really should watch a new show. No "relationship" he has with a woman will ever work out. The face of the company has had his fun and the line of men is long, so very long who have also had their fun. "Vanderpump Rules"/"Vanderpump Rules: Jax And Brittany Take Kentucky"/Jax Taylor

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#4**
I wish I could write this in his voice, but I am not that good. Anyway, this actor is probably A-/B+ list because he has been on this network comedy for what seems like forever. When it ends he will continue a slide down the ladder. He was having lunch with a friend the other day when a pap came up and asked if the actor was ready. The actor said yes, and told the friend not to worry it would only take a second. The pap dropped a product on the middle of the table and took some photos. He grabbed the product and walked away. Jesse Tyler Ferguson ("Modern Family")

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#5**
Our three named actress who was so prim and proper at the Emmy Awards was back to her old form earlier this week. Drunk on red carpet wine, our actress started talking out loud, loudly for all to hear that she better be nominated for this British award because she needed a vacation and this way someone else would pay for it. Evan Rachel Wood ("Westworld") (BBC America BAFTA)

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#6**
Apparently a book deal has been struck and the killer mother is going to make a fortune. So, the PR game begins with a bunch of she is not as bad as you think she is stories to help soften the blow. Casey Anthony

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#7**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner doesn't need to doctor shop if she is really dating who the tabloids say she is dating. She is in good hands for the various meds she requires. Halle Berry/Alex da Kid

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#8**
One problem when you start telling all the kneepad tabloids how you are doing so great is it leaves you limited options when something goes wrong. There are only so many times you can be rushed to the hospital with complications. Selena Gomez

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#9**
I noticed there were a whole lot of before photos of this alliterate B+ list mostly television actress before the drinking began, but none after it started or the end result. She had to drink more than just her usual beer so she was a mess. Combine that with the location and it was just asking for trouble. January Jones ("Last Man On Earth" booze cruise)

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#10**
Are they intentionally misleading the public? It is really tough to tell. They certainly are not being 100% truthful. Many regular respected, non kneepaddy publications have been given enough cash to make it seem like the wigs being worn by this A+ list reality star are her own hair. She did dye her own hair to match the wig color, but the ads selling products make it seem as if the wig is the star's real hair. It is at a minimum shady. Kim Kardashian

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#11**
This foreign born one named model/singer/reality star/drug dealer is hooking up with her former boss again in hopes he will give her a job. That would mean someone else would be forced out. Tulisa/Simon Cowell/Terry Seymour or Lauren Silverman

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#12**
Did I write about it yesterday or the day before? At this point I don't remember, but as I said would happen, this foreign born A- list mostly television actor/recent Emmy winner/nominee has landed a contract girlfriend through Golden Globe season. She is no stranger to the work. Alexander Skarsgård

218. MR. X 09/20
OLD HOLLYWOOD
#1 - This is a follow-up to an earlier blind item. Most of you guessed wrong about the character actor who refused to perform with any black entertainers. I was thinking about this Oscar winner who was the first to portray a character in a series of films, but is best remembered for an '80s sitcom that premiered long after our character actor passed away. Anyways, during his Broadway days the actor would regularly go to Harlem with fellow gay actors and have his pick of the black rent boys. Hypocritical, much? Clifton Webb (movies: "Sitting Pretty", "Mr. Belvedere Goes to College" and "Mr. Belvedere Rings the Bell")/TV series: "Mr. Belvedere")

#2 - They were the leading acting couple on Broadway and even did a couple of movies (they only appeared in one movie together). Heck, they even have (or did have) a theater named after them, but in their personal lives they played the biggest role of all: a married couple. Yes they were both gay and in a "lavender marriage". If you go visit their lavish Midwest estate, which they used as a vacation home/trysting spot and photo op locale, don't even bother to ask about their gay double lives because the tour guide will pull you aside and tell you to shut up. Alfred Lunt/Lynn Fontanne ("Ten Chimneys")

#3 - If you're an old movie buff, you'd definitely know who this character actress is. She had a unique name and had a southern drawl to her voice. Before she got started in showbiz, she appeared in a stag film where she was pretty much naked. Una Merkel

219. POPBITCH 09/21
Which former UK Eurovision star has found a new hobby? He's taken to live-streaming himself engaging in bareback sex with anonymous men. He also has a whiteboard on show on the webcam stream, keeping tally of how many raw bareback loads he has taken. Duncan James ("Blue")

220. MR. X 09/21
What closeted C-list actor who you probably forgot was in a franchise, announced his engagement to a beard that popped out of nowhere. He's been quietly talking to that superhero show producer to see if he can get a recurring role on one of his shows. Hence the beard. Kellan Lutz ("Twilight")/Brittany Gonzales

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#1**
Apparently the nonstop fighting between these two judges on this long running network voice competition show is going to now be decided by PR teams. One PR team is trying to make it look like the Oscar winner is a horrible person while the other PR team is trying to make it seem like the former tweener is the horrible person. Jennifer Hudson/Miley Cyrus ("The Voice")

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#2**
This celebrity offspring is trying to make it as a male model. He definitely has the genes for it. The thing is though he is known around Malibu for being the go to guy to get great drugs. Turns out having connections can hook you up in different businesses. Presley Gerber

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#3**
Apparently this B list mostly movie actor who at one point in time had a chance to be A+ list decided he was going to come out and marry his long time boyfriend. That is what caused the announced "split" with his long time significant other. Hayden Christensen (Rachel Bilson)

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress gets that high because of her hit network show. Her family is worried about her because she has been struggling with some relationship issues and gained 30-40 pounds in the past couple of months. Her health is a big concern. Chrissy Metz ("This Is Us")

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#5**
This permanent A list singer is out on the road trying to make a tour work but dancers have been quitting and others have been selling stories about her. There has also been multiple arrests of members of the crew. The whole thing is just a mess. Mariah Carey

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#6**
Apparently at an Emmy after party, this A+/A list mostly movie actor/part-time director was brought to a party by his girlfriend to meet some of her co-workers. None of them had anything nice to say about him. One of them. They said he was a d**k and that he was angry and that he treated them like crap. Ben Affleck/Lindsay Shookus ("SNL")

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#7**
Left out of an interview this A list singer gave about his former "boss" was how the two married men would find women to party and sleep with in vacant, fully furnished apartments owned by the boss. Marilyn Manson (Dita Von Teese)/Jimmy Iovine (Vicki Iovine)

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#8**
This B+ list mostly movie actor has at least one decent franchise. He also never wears his wedding ring. He says it gets in the way of his energy when it comes to finding new women who should be a part of his life. Probably learned that crap from that crazy group he belongs to. Will Smith (Scientology)

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#9**
After four years of trying to get herself sober and failing and reducing herself to basically drugs for sex and living on couches and in drug dens, this foreign born former A- list model/B list actress/world class athlete has finally managed to get herself together. She has filmed a few roles this year in straight to On Demand, but 2018 should be good for her. It has been a long time. Estella Warren

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#10**
This marriage is on very shaky ground. This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee has been spreading lies which his wife has believed. I mean he has been honest with her about some really really personal things so she believes what he says, but his latest lies are about some people he is involved with sexually and there is just a lot of baggage. He had his wife go to bat for him and this is all going to turn out very badly. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#11**
Another little nugget to add to the feud of these two actors from a BBC show all of you know. The slightly more famous of the two disliked his co-star so much that when he was required to give a line for the lesser known actor to respond all he would say is, "Blah blah blah, your line." It drove the other actor crazy because he had nothing to play off at all. Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman ("Sherlock")

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#12**
KINDNESS: I loved the way this was written, so tried to keep it as is. Had to delete some identifying things, but the starstruck, fun quality is still in it. I used to work at a popular bar in a mid size city in Canada. One Monday, a co-worker asked me to cover her shift for her, I obliged thinking it would be an average Monday. Myself and another server were working on our upstairs patio and it was not busy at all. We were standing around (extremely bored), when an English man came by and took a look at our patio and menu and asked if he could reserve it that day for a private function. I told him that our patio is first come first serve and we don't take reservations but if he wanted to, he could ask my manager. So he did ask my manager, and received the same response from him. It was then that the English man said, "I don't really like to name drop, but my client is playing at the arena tomorrow and we will make it worth your while." Another waitress immediately said "Oh my god, that's __________!!" And she managed to convince our manager to close down the patio, which we never do. Myself and the other servers were skeptical that ____________ would come by, but a few hours later, he comes up the stairs to our patio with his whole crew and also the opening band, _________. I could feel myself getting hot and sweaty and my heart was pounding -- I guess you could say I was starstruck. There's just something about seeing a person in the flesh that you only see on TV. Anyway, he walks over to me and immediately orders around 40 Jag bombs for himself and the whole crew. Apparently they were celebrating a crew members birthday. Myself and another server were chosen to serve him and his party, but every other server kept coming up to the patio to do busy work (clearing a glass or plate here and there) just to catch a glimpse haha. He was in great spirits and kept floating from table to table laughing and socializing with his crew. He ordered a couple of gin and tonics with a cucumber slice from me and I spilled a little bit on him (shaky hands -- again, starstruck). He didn't mention it and just said "you are absolutely wonderful, sweet pea" -- a bit of an overstatement for bringing someone a drink, but I appreciated it. It should also be stated that his crew and the opening band, ________, were also extremely nice -- a truly classy group. His manager definitely stuck to his promise about making it worth our while. _______ and his crew of 40 racked up a $3000 plus bill in under two hours and tipped me and the other server very well. I made a lot more money than I was expecting on that Monday evening. Not only that, but we were invited to hang out with ______ and his crew after. Our manager kindly let me and a few other servers off early so we could party with him. We ended up bar hopping to different downtown bars with all of our drinks paid for. _____ was nice to every single person he spoke to (and it was a lot of people). Myself and the other servers were invited to his concert the next day (for free). The next night myself and the other girls got ready together and made our way to the concert. We were treated to an amazing show. ___ is truly talented and I was so impressed at his musicianship! It was also impressive that he could perform that well considering he later told us that he was up partying till 5 am. Side note: the maintenance guy who works at the restaurant was gifted with front row seats, and he ended up proposing to his girlfriend (who has brain cancer) during the show, which ___ acknowledged during one of his songs. After the show, we were brought backstage where we were again treated to unlimited free drinks. The opening band was there. ___ came later and everyone was praising him on the awesome show he put on. It was hilarious because he started telling a story and we were all crowding around him in a circle listening, and the circle just kept getting smaller, and smaller, and smaller to the point that you were fighting for your spot to be near him (oh the power of fame). I'm not one to compete, so I backed off trying to hanging out with ____ for a while to hang out with my coworkers, the crew and the guys from _______. We got a bit drunker and went back to one of their tour buses and had some pizza. We came back to the backstage area and I overheard ___ telling one of my coworkers that he was good at relationship advice but not at relationships. So, I (possibly fueled by alcohol), decided to ask for some advice. At the time, I had been sort of seeing this guy who I really liked but rarely asked me to hang out -- even though we texted all day everyday for about 2 months. I explained this situation to ___ and he said "It sounds like you're his back up plan. Don't be a back up plan. You're too good for that." It's completely obvious advice looking back on it, but it was just what I needed to hear at the time. I took his advice and stopped talking to the guy in question. I thought it was pretty cool that one of the biggest current pop stars, who specializes in writing love songs, gave me relationship advice. So, it was definitely a memorable Monday and Tuesday. I definitely never thought I would be so lucky to hang out with _________ for two days straight. I dealt with a lot of people working as a server at a bar (including other celebrities -- none as famous as ___ though), but ____ and his crew displayed such kindness and class that is really rare these days (unfortunately). It really impressed me that a huge celebrity could be nicer than a lot of "regular" people and also would treat some random waitresses to an experience that they would never forget. So glad I decided to pick up that Monday shift! Ed Sheeran/Rixton

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#1**
This not even one hit wonder who really only has any kind of musical career because of this reality family was the biggest diva this week. She acted like she was Mariah Carey when Mariah could still move. The demands were pages long and the organizers basically told her she could take what she got or walk. She stayed. She can't give up any chances at all.

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#2**
Speaking of diva's, buried in the performance contract of this former A list singer with A list name recognition is a clause that says no matter how late she is, as long as she performs for a certain amount of time, the promoter is responsible is for refunding patrons their money. So, yes, she could be 8 hours late, but if she performs for at least 60 minutes, nothing comes out of her end. Lauryn Hill

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#3**
A no show at the premiere of a movie was the boyfriend of this former A list mostly movie actress who probably wishes she could get those easy superhero sidekick gigs again she once trashed. The boyfriend found someone younger which makes me sad, because despite her foibles and her drinking, I really like the actress. Kirsten Dunst (Jesse Plemons)

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#4**
The equally as famous sibling of this permanent A+ list athlete has not had as much success family wise. She has suffered a half dozen miscarriages over the years. Venus Williams

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#5**
This former B+ list syndicated actress who was never as famous as one of her co-stars has performed the same type work though for the past decade. Surprisingly, the lesser known has really succeeded and made well into the mid six figures a year but now wants to be an actress again. She has been spending some of the hard earned money on a PR team. Carmen Electra (Pamela Anderson) ("Baywatch")

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#6**
It was always this B list mostly television actor who was headed to A list that had the drug issues. Big drug issues. He has recovered and he has a decent career, but not like what he had before. His celebrity girlfriend was just some pot and wine and then turned into more pot and a bottle of wine and now takes a bunch of pills for aches and pains she says she has but really doesn't and washes it all down with a bottle or two of wine a day. Skeet Ulrich/Rose Costa

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#7**
Considering she is working on about an hour of sleep a night, the energy levels for this former tweener turned adult singer/actress filming a new movie for the A lister are pretty high. The bags under the eyes though are going to be tough to remove from screen. They give her a totally different look than the part requires and the director actually said something about them. Selena Gomez (Untitled Woody Allen Project)

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#8**
Now that she doesn't have to pretend she cares, it won't be long before this one named singer ends up in rehab for the first time in forever. She won't be able to stop herself from using more frequently. She tried to keep it hidden before, but won't now. Fergie

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#9**
Always full of good cheer and a gallon of booze is this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She showed off her booze temper this week and is about to go dramatically off the rails in a bad way. Jennifer Lawrence

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#10**
A little out of the norm, but a movie being released soon starring this pirate but not in a pirate role is in trouble. The movie is meh. The thing is though it is way over budget and the producers are trying to save money on the score and music which is causing lots of arguments and there is one school of thought which just wants no music at all in the movie which would be interesting. Javier Bardem ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales") ("Mother")

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#11**
If you have some Ambien and a little meth, this still technically married A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit, very long running network show will hook up with you. He would prefer you probably to be a man, but is open to all offers. Jesse Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#12**
Funny how two spas which catered to men in Los Angeles have been shuttered over the past couple of weeks. One via anonymous health department complaint and one a big fat bribe to the owner. Our closeted A list singer is willing to listen to rumors about certain things, but others he is going to nip in the bud before firing back. Usher (herpes)

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#13**
Usually on Fridays if there is more than one item, than I try and number them to have four separate items. Hence the name. I will number these as I go, but I'm going to make it more free form and see where it goes. Just a lot of bits and pieces that have accumulated over the past few weeks. An unmarked car waiting in front of an apartment building every morning at 4am. The Vancouver police noticed it because they were watching a building next door which was rumored to contain a stash house for a bunch of drugs. Every night this car would be there. They noticed a couple of things. It was always there right before 4, and about half the time someone would emerge from the building and get in the car which would then drive away. The other half the time, no one would emerge and the car would leave at 415 empty. Last week the police had the car pulled over about a two blocks from the building on a morning it had pulled out empty. According to the driver of the car, he was paid a certain sum of money every month to show up at the apartment building at 4. He was a full time limo driver and had met this almost network B+ list mostly television actress (#1) about a year ago. Each time she called for a limo he was the one who was assigned to her and they established a rapport. She explained that she often spent the night at her co-star's (#2) apartment but never knew in advance if it would happen or not. The thing is it was hard for her to get a cab at 4am to run by her place to get ready to go to the set. Would our limo driver be willing? So, every morning he is there waiting. Sticking to Vancouver, it seems that this doing another season of the reboot A-/B+ list actress from one of the all-time ship relationships never to go public (#3) is miserable in a new deal she signed for appearances. The deal is with a company run by this foreign born showrunner who loves royalty. Our actress can't stand the guy and didn't want to sleep with him but wants roles in his shows so signed a deal to make appearances. It is not going well and apparently he does try to sleep with her every chance he gets. Finally, moving away from Vancouver and a network show that is finishing its run, it was quite the surprising thing to see this actor (#4) from the show on the arm of another woman/not his wife (#5) other than the co-star (#6) from the show. For the past few months, things have seemed to have been cooling off. This just was further proof that this ship couple everyone wanted to have emerge in public just might never have that day. They are both moving on from the show soon and from the looks of it, he is moving on now rather than later.
#1: Emily Bett Rickards
#2: Stephen Amell
Show: "Arrow"
#3: Gillian Anderson (David Duchovny)
Show: "The X-Files"
Showrunner: Peter Morgan
#4: Tony Goldwyn (Jane Musky)
#5: Kerry Washington
#6: Huma Abedin
Show: "Scandal"

246. MICHAEL AUSIELLO/TV LINE 09/22
Blind Item! A popular-ish couple on a popular-ish NBC drama series is getting hitched this season.

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 *#1**
After just seeing this reclusive A- list reality star just twice, this escort says she was offered a $75K car if she would be willing to just spend a night or two with him. Apparently most escorts don't want to stay longer than necessary. Rob Kardashian

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#2**
This kind of forgotten member of this former A+ list tweener family group who was just as popular as the rest of them is getting some pressure. The pressure is coming from his wife who wants to move to LA so she can do more things in front of the camera even if he doesn't want to. Kevin Jonas/Danielle Deleasa

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#3**
Things have been going great for this B list mostly movie actress from the vampire franchise. Her career was in a steady at least I'm earning money kind of phase and the love life was stable. Now? The future husband and her have been having big issues. In the past it has been because of her faithfulness. This time though it has to do with a brief fling she had and testimony she doesn't want to give. Ashley Greene ("Twilight") (Paul Khoury) (sued by neighbors for fire in her apartment while with Ryan Phillippe)

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#4**
Apparently what was holding back this nearly dead former tweener from heading into rehab is that he is too Hollywood. He wanted to go to rehab as part of a show or make some money off it. He definitely wanted to film it. Aaron Carter

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#5**
I noticed the tabloids this morning are all being perfectly quiet about this rapper who shot up the fame ladder almost overnight hooking up with two women last night. Maybe they want a payoff or an exchange later. Maybe they are afraid of the momager. This is going to be a mess. Kylie Jenner/Travis Scott

252. MR. X 09/24
The real father of this mostly TV comedic actress' baby isn't that politician/possible presidential candidate, it's that former costar/sometime boyfriend. The reason she's pulling a January Jones is that her family isn't happy about her being pregnant and unmarried. Mindy Kaling/Cory Booker/B.J Novak

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#1**
Before you know it, this important charity will be nothing more than a way for sponsors to make money and promote their products. The main event of the charity is the highlight of this film festival. A new group wants to exploit the name for their own gain and don't really care if money raised goes to charity or not. They want the name. amfAR (Cannes Film Festival in May 2015)

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring is only that high because she is on a regular show for the first time. She must really feel validated though when the producers are always talking about her parents and to make sure she brings one of her parents to events and red carpets whenever she can. Rumer Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis) ("Empire")

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#3**
I know she doesn't believe in divorce. I get she is really traditional. At some point though, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner should realize it looks really strange that she is never with her husband. Ever. Everyone knows her marriage is deeply in trouble but she is afraid how it will look publicly. She doesn't want anyone to know she failed. Natalie Portman/Benjamin Millepied

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#4**
The thing is, certain fans of this foreign born A list dual threat actor want nothing more for him than to leave his wife. The problem is, they watch him so closely and report on every single move that he can't even secretly visit lawyers or others who might assist him with that because reports then leak out which his wife looks for everyday. The fans that want him gone have essentially trapped him unless he just makes one big bold move. It is not how he operates though. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#1**
I know it is a vacation and all, but a couple of things. This Teen Mom paid for all of it and right now her cash flow situation is not great, Second, she has been wasted drunk almost the whole time she has been there which is probably not the best idea. Amber Portwood (Andrew Glennon)

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#2**
This A list talent in a very specialized field translated the skill into multiple reality shows and a lucrative side gig. Her boyfriend does some good things, but she has given him several six figure "loans" which she is never going to get back. Kat Von D

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#3**
This former A+ list tweener has been trying to split from his foreign born actress girlfriend for weeks. Every time he starts though she breaks down and he backs off. I think this is why he used to break up with people by text. Joe Jonas/Sophie Turner

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#4**
This former A list singer in a group and for a flash in the pan as solo has been told by her PR people she needs to show a different side of her, hence the oh, look, I can be a great mom photo. Too many missed weekends and visits to make up in one day. Fergie

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#5**
Once again, this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a middling network show has made more people dislike her. A charity event. She was asked to do something and said yes. Tons of other celebs came in and did their piece and were happy. Not our actress. It was one thing after the other until there were five or six crew members just trying to make her happy. Priyanka Chopra (Global Citizen Festival)

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#6**
This hanging on to A list singer with a not very successful tour or album spent her after show time partying with a stripper/porn star and some lines of coke. Our singer loves her coke but usually parties with people she knows. No one knows how she knows the stripper/porn star. Katy Perry

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#7**
A reporter started asking questions to this foreign born permanent A list model about her husband. This was a public event and the model was there to promote something she was selling, but she just abruptly left. Claudia Schiffer/Matthew Vaughn (book signing)

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#8**
Who knows if things are on the rocks or if this is the way this A- list mostly movie actress from an acting family expects things to be. Her A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend has been seeing a few women he calls his "extras" and apparently is not really shy or discreet about it. Interesting relationship. Rooney Mara/Joaquin Phoenix

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#9**
This Housewife is making it look like she is on the ground in Mexico or doing some kind of hands on assisting for the earthquake there. Why she couldn't just ask for money is beyond me. She always likes to make people think she is doing more than is reality. Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#10**
Not only is this very unique foreign born singer being groomed by this A list producer and A list manager to be a replacement for all their pop singer troubles, she is also helping them out by hooking up with, at their request a man who can finance their new record label/management/streaming service they want to establish.
Singer being groomed:
A list producer:
A list manager: Scooter Braun
Pop singer troubles: Justin Beiber
New service:

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#11**
The music business has turned a new kind of sketchy. First, we had the rigged streams and now there is a widespread fake sales epidemic. One label has learned how to rig the ballot box so to speak and is making it look like their song is number one when it is nowhere close. Cardi B "Bodak Yellow"

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#12**
You would think this foreign born A+ list designer would be nicer to her offspring. Nope. The designer is embarrassed because she thinks the offspring is too heavy. Guess we know why their history has been so turbulent. Silvia Venturini Fendi/Anna Fendi; Diane von Furstenberg/Princess Tatiana von Furstenberg

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#13**
While I have a lot of San Juan stories, I'm not sure how many of them you will really care about because very few of them involve anyone who is a celebrity. Over the past couple of weeks I have watched as a lot of the places I have spent a great deal of time have been destroyed. You get the feeling there is an out of sight out of mind kind of element to what is going on. No one seemingly cares about what is going on in the Caribbean, especially Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands. Did you know the French President flew all the way from Paris to St. Martin/St Barths to make sure things were happening and they felt they were being paid attention to. The people of Puerto Rico and US Virgin Islands should not have to worry their country is abandoning them. Right now at least it feels like they are. To a happier time. This was back in the day. It was before the blog started. Not long before it, but definitely predates it. I had wanted to see the still new Coliseo in San Juan and had bugged this A list singer from the island to get me some tickets when he performed there. Of course he picked the high season to perform so every room was ridiculously expensive. I ended up crashing with someone from his band. One thing about this singer is that he is super private about his personal life and his family. They are not being splashed all over tabloids. I am calling him A list and he is probably actually A+ list in the Spanish speaking market and definitely is the A++ list king of a genre too. This was right when he was hitting it big. Super big. Prior to that, we would run into each other at clubs that had 50 people there. Now? Well, he was selling out this venue. I have seen a lot of venues that were electric, but this was a hometown guy playing in front of a psyched crowd and that was a show that still gives me tingles and goosebumps thinking about it. Anyway, after the show we went to a casino. Nothing fancy. No private section. We just wanted to get a drink and the place we picked had a casino. We aren't planning on gambling, but where we were seated was maybe two or three feet from a roulette table. We had been talking and he was buzzing after the show and he asked if we should put a buck down on the table. I said a buck each and we have to agree on the number. So, we did. We put the two bucks on 8. This was just something to do. We were still at the bar actually and he had leaned over a partition and given the money to the dealer. The next thing you know, the number comes up. We win about $70. Something like that. We are excited, and in the excitement, he spilled a drink on the bar. No big deal. He is looking down and moving things out of the way and the bartender comes to help and the next thing you know, we realized we forgot to take the money off the table. Well, it stayed there and the number that came up was an 8. Yeah, so now we are up to $2500. What had been we can't believe we had forgotten was now $2500. Well, there was no way we were leaving that money on the table. We both wanted our half and I knew I could actually get a room for the night. We get our chips and are bringing them back around the partition to the bar when the ball stopped rolling again. On the 8. Honestly, we laughed ourselves silly crying but didn't care we had picked up the chips. I think about happy we were that night and how happy I have been on other nights in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands and other islands there and wonder how many people are happy right now and when they will be happy again. Ricky Martin

270. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/25
This former A lister, best known for her looks and not her brain, is attempting to reinvent herself (and revitalise her career) as a serious philanthropist and thinker. Don’t expect it to work out. Pamela Anderson (Julian Assange)

271. MID-DAY 09/26
A few weeks ago, a long-legged young Bolly actress is said to have made quite an impact on one of the world's most famous international hip-hop artists, from Canada. "They both happened to be dining (on separate tables) at the same high-end Chinese restaurant in London, when the pretty actress caught the eye of the international musician and his entourage by chance," says a source. "He found her exotic looking and asked the server who she was, and was informed that she was a Bollywood star. One thing led to another and they ended up partying together and have got quite close, managing to stay away from the paparazzi until now. And how did he know it was more than a passing fling? "He has over 30 million followers on social media," said the source, "but has started following her." That settles it then, we suppose. Athiya Shetty/Drake

272. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/26
You might associate politicians with Washington or London, but you might not be associating either place with this A list politician in the future. Apparently they’re moving out of the way to somewhere the media won’t bother them. I hear their spouse hasn’t agreed just yet, so it might not be a democratic decision.

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#1**
This A list athlete/entertainer in his corner of the world who has branched out to B list mostly movie actor is cheating on his celebrity significant other while she is busy working on a new project. John Cena/Nikki Bella ("Dancing With the Stars")

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#2**
This permanent A list singer wants someone from her family to go into the family business. She used to think it would be her eldest son but he said no. She wants a new generation so her name will go on for many years after her death. Oh, and thinks she can make some money in the meantime.

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#3**
This very wealthy network reality star who is currently being featured on multiple shows has a new companion for herself every night. She says she gets easily bored and likes to change things up. Barbara Corcoran ("Shark Tank" and "Dancing With the Stars")

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#4**
This way under age B-/C+ list singer who is way down the ladder of fame in her family and still not legal to vote by a long shot was downing shots and hitting the bong hard this weekend with guys twice her age. Noah Cyrus (2017 Daytime Village Presented by Capital One At The iHeartRadio Music Festival)

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#5**
Probably not what you want to happen before you are basically locked away for a year making a really big sequel with a bunch of parts, but the lead actor in the movie has a really big drug issue which is going to wreak havoc on production. Sam Worthington ("Avatar 2, 3, 4, 5")

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#6**
Literally the only time her husband does not cheat on this former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who now does more things behind the cameras who all of you know is if she is with him. Otherwise, he cheats and she puts up with it. She keeps hoping he will change but he doesn't. I'm tired of writing about it here. Eva Longoria/José Bastón

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#7**
As he is aging, this permanent A list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee but lately has been killing it on almost television has settled down and divides his time between just two boyfriends and is not really shy about being out in public with them. It doesn't mean he is ever going to come out though. Kevin Spacey ("House of Cards" and "Gore" Vidal biopic on Netflix)

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#8**
For those of you who long for the day when the foreign born former superhero gets back together with his A list mostly movie actress ex there was some news about them. They were supposed to meet out of the country this past weekend on a date set back several months ago but she bailed. He still showed up. She said she canceled because of a new movie she is promoting but she could have been there. Andrew Garfield/Emma Stone ("Battle of the Sexes")

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#9**
Why yes, that was this female A list daytime talk show host not named Ellen meeting with a divorce lawyer yesterday. Wendy Williams

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#10**
I told you last week how upset this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show was at her co-star. She felt like he was using her. This latest news is not going to make her feel any better. He better watch out for his cod piece. Emilia Clarke/Kit Harrington (engagement to Rose Leslie)

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor is old. Super old. He is working his cranky tail off though because he thinks there is a role for him in a franchise of which he has been a part of the past decade or more. He is going to be crushed if they tell him no, which is the way things are leaning. Sean Connery ("Indiana Jones")

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#12**
Our former member of that A list foreign boy band that is no longer has quite the PR team, but no one is buying the faux romances any longer. Just give it up and come out already. Harry Styles ("One Direction")

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#13**
Over the past couple of weeks this former girlfriend of a former A+ list mostly movie actor has been speaking out about him. He is probably B+ list now and all of you know him. Apparently he stopped making payments to her about three years earlier than they agreed to and she is ticked. She also says she is in occasional touch with his current girlfriend and things have not changed all that much. She says she started dating the multiple Oscar nominee/winner when she was legal but she wouldn't say when they started hooking up. She did say that the first time they had sex was in her bedroom and her parents were having a dinner party downstairs. Our actor was friends with the parents and had been sneaking drinks to the teen for most of the night. She says the sex lasted a couple of minutes and afterwards that she should thank him for taking an interest in her. Over the next few years they dated and lived together. She says that when his career was going well that things were good and he was in a good mood. When he would go without getting a part for a month or two or things were going bad financially he would take it out on her. Beatings were infrequent, but occurred. She says she was used all the time as a party favor and to get producers to sign the actor to a movie. She was the one sent out late at night in a cab to buy drugs for them. She is not sure how she was not killed or raped doing that. She says he would send her at least once every few weeks when his dealer would be unavailable. She says she knew if they were going to dinner with "friends" it meant she would be going home with one of the friends and that when she got back home she used to have sex with the actor while she described the earlier sex and that if he did not get a job offer a day or two after she had sex with the friend he would get violent and accuse her of not trying her hardest. When they would go on vacation it was her job to find other women for threesomes and often she would then be told to go wait in the bar or lobby while he had solo time with the other woman. Even with all of this though she was crushed when he split with her. He said that she was getting too old and too stale and boring and he wanted someone more "fresh."
Actor: James Woods
Current girlfriend: Kristen Baugness
Past girlfriend: Ashley Madison

286. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/27
Major talk of this record label dropping a former A list talent after a disappointing last album. Can’t say much more, but you should be able to figure it out from that. Fergie

287. MR. X 09/27
When I first read the headlines about this talk show host's spouse cheating, I was skeptical. Because they have a "business arrangement" marriage similar to Beyonce and Jay-Z. So I did some digging and wasn't surprised to find out that this was a publicity stunt, orchestrated by the talk show host and her husband plus this overseas newspaper who is trying to break into the TV entertainment news game. The mistress in question is actually a PA for the talk show host and before that she was a dancer in music videos. I know you're thinking.. what about that love nest apartment? Well, the husband actually bought that for him and his wife, not the mistress. Miss Talk Show Host then called the paparazzi to descend on her when she entered the studio to work right after the (fake) headlines broke. Also that initial-named rapper and his wife are in on it as well. She is a master of publicity stunts, always has been. Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter/T.I./Tiny

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#1**
Apparently this permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group was using natural drugs for some shaman ceremonies. This in turn led him to believe he could use stronger drugs again which was idiotic. Now he is hooked again. Steven Tyler ("Aerosmith")  (movie "Happy Birthday")

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#2**
Speaking of bad mistakes by people who should know better after many strikes, this former A list mostly television actress from multiple hit shows is back on the pill and booze train. It feels like it has been a decade of her going to rehab and then hooked again. Heather Locklear

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#3**
I love how the closeted mogul with the multiple gigs in front of and behind the cameras has his PR team leaking stories to the tabloids about his busy schedule and how that is the reason he and the woman he calls his girlfriend probably will split. Ryan Seacrest/Shayna Taylor

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#4**
This cable reality star from a bar show which is way more popular than it really should be recently talked her way out of a drug arrest. She told friends she convinced the detective she wasn't selling the drugs (which she was) but just using. He mad her dump them on the ground and let her off with a warning. Kristen Doute ("Vanderpump Rules")

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#5**
Apparently this foreign born former A list singer from a very successful manufactured group turned reality star is banned from one of the luxury Middle East airlines because she was busted doing coke in the bar/lounge area but also again in her first class cabin. Mel B ("Spice Girls")

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#6**
This one named singer has been seeing guys for a year so I don't understand why the former A lister is being coy when being asked about relationships after her recent breakup. Fergie

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#7**
This foreign born almost permanent A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee is trying to finish press for her new movie before announcing a split from her husband. Kate Winslet/Ned Rocknroll ("The Mountain Between Us")

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#8**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and a mom almost as famous had dirty drug needles in his hotel room while on a vacation with mom. Hooper Jack Penn (Sean Penn)/Robin Wright (Paris Fashion Week)

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie star lives where he lives b/c he likes raping pre-teen/early teen girls. He calls it mentoring. Steven Seagal (Russia)

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#10**
This B list mostly television actress went from one canceled network show to a new one for this fall. The married actress is trying to fight against the release of a sex tape she made the year before she got married.

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#11**
This former A list musician who dated some big A listers including at the time an A+ list mostly movie actress is not named Lyle Lovett. Anyway, our musician who started an A list group with an A list singer he dated has three women who live with him and worship him. It is a new religion and it is the strangest thing ever. Downtown LA loft and he has a temple.

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#12**
#1 - This A- list mostly television actor who only gets that high because of his hit network show which is the first big thing he has done since a hit network show for the same network not that long ago has a strange kink. While he is filming he likes to keep a woman tied to the bed in his trailer and when he feels the need he comes back to the trailer and has sex with her. He unties her at the end of the day of filming.

#2 - You have heard of Tarantino's love of feet, but this recent Emmy winner/nominee for this so far one season pay cable show apparently pays women to lick pudding and yogurt off their toes and feet. Jeffrey Wright ("Westworld")

#3 - This foreign born married A-/B+ list mostly television actress was a recent Emmy winner/nominee for her almost television show which is based on a real person. Anyway, last year she purchased a chastity belt and decided to wear it to see what it would be like. Apparently the key wouldn't work so she went to a hardware store while on a lunch break and had to buy some cutters for the lock. The thing is though, she wasn't sure which would be strong enough so was going in and out of the restroom at the hardware store until she found the right one. Claire Foy ("The Crown")

300. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/28
Production is underway and the rumours about this A list director’s behaviour are already rampant with several sources claiming he’s a nightmare to work with. I’m already hearing some bizarre stories about his foul treatment of cast and crew. Hopefully a good book comes out of this. James Cameron ("Avatar 2, 3, 4 & 5")

301. POPBITCH 09/28
British blog: Which well-loved TV star didn't do much to endear herself to one runner who brought a plate of biscuits to the set floor? The star picked up a handful and threw them at the poor messenger, screaming "I'M OFF GLUTEN!" Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

302. MR. X 09/28
So it looks like he's performing at that big event next year after all. He had only one request though, that the other party in that infamous incident make a surprise appearance. No word yet on whether the event's producers agreed to his terms. What is being discussed quietly is that the latter performer headline the event in 2019 by herself. Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson ("Super Bowl LII" halftime)

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#1**
One of these Housewives has multiple shows and is better known. Apparently she got upset at a fellow Housewife in the same city for calling out exactly what is true. The first Housewife does try and make deals for a family member and takes a cut of the gate so to speak.
Housewife with multiple shows: Kim Zolciak Biermann ("Don’t Be Tardy" and "Real Housewives of Altanta")
Fellow Housewife: Kenya Moore ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
Remark and family member: 'Worry about pimping your daughter out, bitch!' (Kim‘s daughter Brielle)

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#2**
This A list talk show host used to be an escort back in the day. Wendy Williams

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#3**
This New York Housewife got hammered at a party and started yelling at her kid. Not pleasant to watch. Sonja Morgan (Quincy Adams Morgan)

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#4**
She just can't stay away from the booze. The good news is this foreign born former A list singer from an all female group turned reality judge stayed away from hard drugs. She did get wasted. The only reason she stayed away from the hard stuff is because of a foreign born celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister. Everyone knows the B- list offspring sells stories to the tabloids about other stars in exchange for the tabloids not writing about or telling her parents about her drug use. Mel B/Kelly Osbourne ("Face Forward 8th Annual Gala")

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#5**
This former A+ list tweener who certainly made a splash online at one point in her career is B list now. She has also been quietly seeing someone who is not her long time boyfriend. Vanessa Hudgens/Austin Butler

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#6**
This A list reality star should watch out for two things. Her boyfriend enjoys other women and men more than her. The crazy thing he is the relative of someone who booked her for "modeling." Kylie Jenner/Travis Scott

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#7**
She is not foreign born but everyone assumes this A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and an Emmy winner/nominee was born outside the country. She has spent six figures this year to try and get some titles from Kneepads. She will be ticked if it does not pay off. Nicole Kidman ("People")

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#8**
You know who has kicked booze since early summer? This foreign born almost permanent A list television actor who had a long running television show and loves a good pirate movie. Keifer Sutherland

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#9**
This Teen Mom traded sex for pap photos. She didn't want to pay the fee because it was an out of the way kind of gig so traded sex. Farrah Abraham (in Greece)

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#10**
Trouble in paradise. Over the past week or two, there has been a lot of infighting between the widow and the social media employee. Apparently the social media employee has not been paid for work as promised and has also never signed an NDA. This could get explosive. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)/Clare O’Brien

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#11**
This B+ list mostly television actress who was in a long running hit network show that still airs is realizing maybe she should have followed the golden rule of shows and never walk away from a hit. No one is hiring her. No one is calling her. So, basically she is trying to make herself a series regular on her old show again. Kim Raver (Dr. Teddy Altman "Grey’s Anatomy")

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#12**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: GET ME THE LIBRARIAN: She wasn't really a librarian. She was an actress. Probably almost A list at her peak. The thing is though she loved books and generally had a handful with her at all times. So, to those closest to her she was called the librarian. It was also a code word. No one used her name out loud when they wanted something else for her. Her peak was during silent films. She worked with nothing but A+ listers and was always by their side. Besides being a decent actress, she also had connections in the medical industry. Those connections allowed her to be almost the only source of cocaine in Hollywood. Besides being the only source for cocaine, she provided a service no one else did. She would come to the studio or the home of a star and have them lie down. She would then personally supervise the injecting of cocaine into their body. While the star enjoyed the effects of the drug, our actress would stay there reading a book or talking to them or whatever else they needed. When the rush ended, our actress would collect her fee and exit. Oh, and just because she was tiny and beautiful didn't mean you could get away without paying. Between her gun and her bodyguard, everyone paid or they ended up in the hospital. A couple of people ended up dead. One person who ended up dead was not even her fault, but it ruined her career in front of the cameras and as a dealer. She tried to make a comeback a few years later as an actress and had some success, but her husband was jealous of the attention so she stopped. She died a short time later. Mabel Normand

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#1**
This married NJ Housewife is going on almost one year that she has been seeing a guy. He was married when they started seeing each other. Now he is separated and wants the same from her. A year ago when I first told you about him, he lived out here in LA. Now, he has a place in NYC. Teresa Giudice ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#2**
This late night talk show host was at a party last night and showing someone some photos on his phone. One of the swipes led to a video of another guy naked and pleasuring himself. The host kept trying to move the screen but for a good five seconds, it was quite the show. Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live") ("New York City Ballet's 2017 Fall Fashion Gala")

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#3**
This A-/B+ list alliterate actress who is on a hit almost television show is married but was telling people her husband moved out in the past couple of weeks. The actress had been seeing someone who works on her show. Michelle Monaghan ("The Path")

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#4**
Apparently this iconic former A list mostly television actress who has switched to A-/B+ list movie roles doesn't want to split from her cheating husband. Why? She doesn't want a million tabloid covers repeating her life from a decade ago. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux (Brad Pitt divorce)

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#5**
This former A list reality star who ALL of you know wishes she had a reality show again. Her famous family keep on keeping on. Meanwhile, our former reality star spends her nights at her place with a rotating group of female strippers she calls to keep her company. Caitlyn Jenner ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#6**
Don't be surprised if you see the widow debuting a new boyfriend prior to Halloween. Apparently things are becoming more difficult to hide. Crystal Hefner Harris (Hugh Hefner); Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#7**
The husband of this B+ list mostly television actress who was last spotted on this long running network hit runs a branch of a charity. He has been skimming from it for years to keep his lifestyle going.

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#8**
Don't believe the hype. There will be another sequel. As I said, the "star" of the series wants to be paid more than any actress ever. As long as she reaches that number, it will happen. They are closer than you think. Sarah Jessica Parker ("Sex and the City")

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#9**
This former get naked celebrity turned reality star turned get naked celebrity turned just a celebrity got dumped by her husband for a rich younger woman which might be one of the reasons she is reluctant to be seen the past few days. Holly Madison

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#10**
Do you remember that foreign born singer who the former vampire dated before she came out of the closet? Basically she pushed the former vampire out of the closet. Well, that same singer has been hooking up with the alliterate closeted model the past week or so. Wonder if she will also get shoved out of the closet.
Foreign born singer: Soko
Former vampire: Kristen Stewart
Closet model: Karlie Kloss

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#11**
This almost network superhero not named Arrow is having some PR issues. His company tells him to do one thing, but he then goes out and listens to another PR company who has him buying followers and likes on social media. He also can't get his story straight about the girlfriend. I wrote about them before. He cheated all the time but thinks getting married will keep him faithful. The thing is though, in a very important major purchase, he has excluded her. Grant Gustin (Andrea 'LA' Thoma) ("The Flash")

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#12**
Apparently the pressure is really mounting for the husband of this former B+ list singing actress from that canceled ensemble show. His family wants to know if he is bearding for his wife and on the other side her long time girlfriend thinks they should come out and get married to each other. The actress will never do it. Not with that family of hers. Dianna Agron ("Glee")/Winston Marshall/Kyle Hotchkiss Carone

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#13**
Remember that A+ list politician I told you about before? The one who had the tryst in Florida? Yeah the closeted politician. Well, in the past week he was in the midwest and got to see someone he has not had the chance to see in almost a year. They used to meet once a week when the wife of the politician would go play bridge. This time the politician had to meet with him during a two hour break in the schedule which had originally been listed as a meet and greet with local politicians. There was never going to be a meet and greet but it gave a nice space for them to see each other. Apparently there was only some touching. Nothing sexual. Our politician doesn't want to take that chance. The other man has moved on and shared this with a couple of people probably thinking it wouldn't get out. He was wrong. Mike Pence (Indianapolis International Airport)

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#1**
Apparently a few years ago before he went to jail for something else, this MTV reality star earned that creepy nickname. He was investigated for molesting two children under the age of 5 but their mother wouldn't cooperate with police. Vincent ‘Don Vito’ Margera

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#2**
This very tall former A/A- list mostly movie actress was on the red carpet with the ex of this probable 2020 presidential candidate. The ex had no idea the tall actress had formerly bedded her ex husband. Uma Thurman/Gavin Newsom (Lieutenant Governor of California)/Kimberly Guilfoyle

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#3**
Studios are finally listening. It took a bazillion dollar budget to see it, but this foreign born A/A- list Academy Award winner was given her own movie and she is just boring. Her lethargic performance ruins what could have been a good movie. Alicia Vikander ("Tomb Raider")

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#4**
This still a teen celebrity offspring of permanent A listers got burned by the B+ list mostly movie actress again. They were supposed to go out so he went by her place. She was there hungover and wasted from a night of drugs and booze with a guy old enough to be her dad. Brooklyn Beckham\Chloe Grace Moretz

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor who has a domestic and international show simultaneously and not named Matt LeBlanc went on a rage on set this week at all his fellow cast mates for letting him down. The reviews on his new show are awful and it is all because of them. Jeremy Piven ("Wisdom of the Crowd")

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