NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/01
Same Scientology source that supplied me with this blind item has opened
up and supplied me with some brand new information and like most CO$ gossip,
it is juicy as hell. Apparently this C list member is in a same sex relationship
and although the Church is notoriously homophobic and discourages that sort
of "deviant behaviour", theyre conveniently turning the other cheek
for the actress. Rules dont apply to celebrities, whispers
one whistleblower. So, tell me, Gossipers: Who is our celeb? PS: Received
a couple of sympathetic messages about TGL becoming a target
of the Church. Dont worry about our relationship with them. They already
hate us for telling you about Leah Reminis departure all those years
ago. Same source claims we made Leah speak up about leaving.
Whatever. Catherine Bell
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#1**
This B- list reality star who got extra attention in that network offshoot
reality show apparently has not learned her lesson about pills and booze.
At a club the other night she was doing both and was even telling people
she just landed two new doctors to keep the pills coming in plentiful amounts.
Corinne
Olympios ("Bachelor in Paradise")
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#2**
Speaking of pills, this A+/A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner has recently changed her prescriptions while she battled depression.
Apparently her new regime caused her to try and attempt suicide.
Emma
Stone; Halle Berry; Jennifer Lawrence; Renee Zellweger
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#3**
Another married guy in his late 40s early 50s for this A- list
mostly movie actress just out of her teens. So, to provide cover she reached
out to a celebrity offspring of A listers she previously used for the same
purpose.
Chloe
Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#4**
This former A- list reality star/"singer" from a celebrity family where she
is second in the hierarchy has no idea her actor husband recently got another
woman pregnant. Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress on a very hit network show that is
ending soon plays second fiddle gossip wise to her married co-star. Anyway,
our B+ lister is going through some rocky marital issues of her own because
she wants to adopt a child but her husband is adamantly opposed. Darby
Stanchfield ("Scandal")/Joseph Mark Gallegos
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#6**
The assistant to this A- list mostly movie actress in an acting family is
sleeping with the dad of the actress. That is probably going to mean the
divorce is back on with his wife.
Elle
or Dakota Fanning (Steven)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#7**
For awhile there, this actor was just about A+ list because his cable television
show was that popular. Now? A- list mostly movie actor who is more famous
for a piece of clothing he never seems to wear. Anyway, a woman who recently
dated him said that once 8pm hit he was usually passed out and useless.
Jon
Hamm
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#8**
These two cable co-stars on a long running soon to be ending show are also
a real life couple. Apparently they had an argument that involved a lot of
yelling and things breaking to the point several neighbors came over to make
sure everything was ok. Keri Russell/Matthew Rhys ("The
Americans")
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#9**
Not sure why this GOT actor doesnt just split with the woman he calls
his girlfriend and just move in with the co-star he has been hooking up with
the entire run of the show.
Kit
Harington/Rose Leslie/Emilia Clarke
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#10**
That foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who just has not been able
to get on the right side of the PR machine the past year is trying to throw
her foreign born A- list actor ex under the bus by telling tabloids he is
dating a married woman. He isnt.
Diane
Kruger/Josh Jackson (Shafia West)
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#11**
This B list model is turning into quite the serial cheater. He hooked up
with the former stripper turned reality star.
Jeremy
Meeks/Blac Chyna
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#12**
This former A list singer turned reality judge turned reality host turned
celebrity had to be stopped from picking up her children from school while
drunk.
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01 **#13**
#1 Kindness This permanent A list athlete who still hopes to
compete again but has seen better days paid almost $1M for the medical bills
of an employee who was diagnosed with breast cancer.
Tiger
Woods
#2 That cable actress on the long running hit cable show threw her potential sister-in-law under the bus. She did so by telling her bff gossip writer a story who then ran with it. When other sites ran the story, the actress trashed all the other sites, but not the one she originally gave it to in the first place. I have told you on the past there is no love lost between the actress and the potential sister-in-law and this is not going to help things at all. Meghan Markle/Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge
#3 The pictures making the rounds of European magazines involving this foreign born A list dual threat actor and his family are faked. It is the reason larger European tabloids refused to buy them. Benedict Cumberbatch
#4 Apparently this foreign born Academy Award winner is willing to forgive anything because her full frontal loving actor boyfriend was busted again hooking up with another woman and the actress just keeps sticking with him. Probably her moms friend told her to. Alicia Vikander/Michael Fassbender
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/02 **#1**
Most people forget she is a celebrity offspring. This B+ list mostly movie
actress is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. At a film festival outside
the country she got so wasted at a party she fell down three times. Each
time getting up was more difficult than the last.
Laura Dern
("Deauville American Film Festival" in France)
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/02 **#2**
Dont believe the hype. There were no contractual issues with this former
A list singer and a new reality gig. There were issues with his drug use
and his unwillingness to stop.
Bobby Brown
("Dancing With the Stars")
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/02 **#3**
This multiple show network host paid for the services of a woman for a certain
amount of time and nothing is going to make him cut that short because there
are no refunds.
Michael
Strahan
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/02 **#4**
I dont understand how this former singer turned reality star turned
talk show host turned celebrity doesnt think her marriage will suck
if she and her husband cheat on each other, drink and do drugs and then fight
about it all while wasted. They are both enabling each other and something
bad is going to happen.
Tamar
Braxton/Vincent Herbert
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/02 **#5**
I hope our favorite former Disney actress turned future porn star is getting
paid for all the signage for the guy she wants us to believe is her boyfriend
because he has been hooking up with multiple women each day, generally at
the same time.
Bella
Thorne/Blackbear
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/03 **#1**
This celebrity offspring of a pretty close to permanent A lister just got
out of rehab again and celebrated this weekend by getting wasted.
Ireland
Baldwin (Alec)
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/03 **#2**
Apparently this A list mostly movie actress got dumped by some titled UN
executive. He went back to his wife so she has been putting on a full court
press with her ex. No, not the artist. No, not the who knows what he does
guy who lives in Monaco. Her actual ex. The other A lister.
Angelina
Jolie/Brad Pitt
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/03 **#3**
The civilian husband of this former 90210 star who really does nothing now
(kind of all of them if you think about it) is cheating on her. Gabrielle
Carteris
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/03 **#4**
This foreign born former A list singer we all wish had not been A list was
spotted doing lines of coke the other night. She spent a LOT of time trying
to kick drugs. The new guy is not a good influence.
Avril
Lavigne/J.R. Rotem
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/03 **#5**
Wait until you see the BDSM (bondage dominance sadism masochism) photos of
this superhero who fights Nazis. He has always had an interesting sex life,
but this really takes it up a notch.
Chris
Evans
25. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/04
This A list actress is on the prowl and, according to multiple LA sources,
meets at least four famous men on a regular basis for dinner, drinks and
more. She needs to be careful people dont start accusing her
of sleeping around, one source whispers. The dates always take
at her home. She doesnt want to be seen by TMZ. One thing leads to
another and suddenly theyre under the sheets, you know?
Scarlett
Johansson
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/04 **#1**
$50K in damage to a private plane during a flight. Apparently our former
tweener turned drug addicted A- list singer took a knife to all the leather
seats on the plane. She told the pilots she wanted to carve her initials
in the seat backs. Ummm.
Selena
Gomez
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/04 **#2**
This alliterate B+ list actress all of you know is sleeping with the significant
other of her best friend. January Jones/Rose Byrne (Bobby
Cannavale)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/04 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actress on a very long running cable show
is in danger of losing that A++ list boyfriend. Apparently one time she yachted
for a best friend of the A++ lister. The man who paid her for the yachting
had no idea she is the girlfriend of the A++ lister and thought the A++ lister
wanted to hire the actress for yachting purposes. Awkward.
Meghan
Markle ("Suits")/Prince Harry
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/04 **#4**
A bunch of in depth supposedly personal articles about this closeted A+ list
NFL player came out this week. All of them ignored the two most personal
things surrounding him.
Aaron
Rodgers
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/04 **#5**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actress is still
underage but he uses moms credit card all the time to pay for strippers
and escorts. Brooklyn Beckham; Rocco Ritchie
31. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/05
An email was sent around town during the production of this A list movie
about the movies director(s). It was sent to the most powerful people
in the industry: agents, executives and producers alike. Nobody will share
the content of the email, but a source confirms the content resulted in the
unofficial blacklisting of the director(s) and several people linked or involved.
Phil
Lord and Christopher Miller (the upcoming Han Solo "Star Wars")
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#1**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort got into a
fight with one of her co-workers who tried to move in on the main guy of
the former actress. Apparently things got so bad that our former actress
pulled a knife.
Lindsay
Lohan
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#2**
What was not discussed in this tell all by the former A- list reality star
turned judge/host was that one of the people mentioned slept with more than
one person in the family.
Kelly
Osbourne ("Theres No F***ing Secret: Letters From a Badass B*tch")/Nicole
Richie (Joel And Benji Madden)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#3**
While in Vegas to do some local yachting with a much much older man, this
in the gossip news a lot the past couple of months reality star also spent
some time with a guy who won a lot of money gambling.
Corinne
Olympios ("Bachelor In Paradise")
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#4**
This former A list mostly television actor from a hit long running network
show who bailed on that for lesser stardom attends three to four AA meetings
a day. Good for him. Kiefer Sutherland ("24"); Eric Dane ("Greys
Anatomy"); David Caruso ("NYPD Blue")
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#5**
He is already an a-hole director who thinks he is the greatest director who
ever lived. So, when the feedback from a screening of his latest film was
awful, he of course blamed the people who saw the movie and said they were
stupid and didnt know a good movie. Just a long rant and his A list
actress girlfriend was right there to witness it.
Darren
Aronofsky ("Mother!")/Jennifer Lawrence
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#6**
Im shocked that this A- list singer of a group who used to be with
a former A list actress did not die from all the drugs he took this past
week.
Chris
Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#7**
This A+/A list singer foot the bill for a recent event just so she could
do what she wanted at the event even though it was not for her. Oh, and no
sign of the person she calls her boyfriend. It isnt like he has a job
or anything.
Taylor
Swifts bbf Abagail Andersons wedding/Joe Alwyn
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#8**
Another boyfriend got chased off by the ex of this former A list tweener
actress turned B+ list adult actress. No guy sticks around long and the ex
makes sure of it.
Hilary
Duff (Ely Sandvik who is the CEO of his own company - SOLr Energy
Consulting)/Mike Comrie
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#9**
All of us know by now this A- list singer wants off her tour. She should
have learned from recent stories in the press though that she should be kicking
the coke habit because there will be drug tests. That recent episode is not
going to help.
Katy
Perry
(Lloyd's
of London sued Kanye)
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#10**
Whispered behind the scenes in this latest hospitalization for a celebrity
who is frequently hospitalized is that one of the mothers of his children
has been poisoning him.
Lil
Wayne
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#11**
Back on social media after a break and now the sibling of a dead celebrity
is perfectly trolling the widow of the celebrity. Look for many more shots
in the next week.
Vicky
Karayiannis (Chris Cornells brother Peter)
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#12**
It has been a few months now and this A list couple still dont have
the baby story down.
George
and Amal Clooney
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05 **#13**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Plenty of studio heads in Old Hollywood basically forced actresses
to have sex with them for roles. It wasnt so much a casting couch as
it was sexual assault. One of the most famous studio heads, is still famous
today, many years after his death. He is so famous that multiple movies have
been made about his life. Funny though, most of those movies fail to discuss
the horrors of working for him or being an actress under contract at his
studio. If you didnt agree to have sex with him, he would rape you.
If you did agree to have sex with him then the odds were high you would contract
syphilis. There was one actress who told her husband she was a virgin when
they married. She wasnt. The husband figured it out when he contracted
syphilis from her and divorced her almost immediately after marrying her.
There was another actress who was set to marry our executive but suddenly
didnt. Reason? Our executive basically sold her to a very rich man.
One of the women he really wanted but couldnt pressure because of her
A+ list fame got secretly married. This enraged our executive who had the
husband murdered. It was always portrayed as something else, but the executive
did the killing and then had a torrid fling with the actress who was afraid
she would be killed if she didnt. Another actress who our executive
loved kept putting off the executive by getting married. What did the executive
do about it? Paid off the husbands to divorce the actress until she finally
gave in and started sleeping with the executive. She also contracted syphilis
from the executive and refused to have children for fear of passing it to
them through birth. There was an actress who was probably A- list. Academy
Award nominee. There was always a fiction that she never slept with the
executive. The story was he pursued but she declined. No such thing. He pursued
and she slept with him and contracted syphilis. When she gave birth to a
child with severe defects there was a story concocted as to why.
Studio
head: Howard Hughes
Virgin actress: Loretta Young/Grant Withers
Actress sold to very rich man: Rita Hayworth/Prince Aly
Khan
A+ list actress secretly married/murdered husband: Jean Harlow/Paul
Bern
Actress with paid off husbands: Ava Gardner
A- list Academy Award nominee actress: Gene Tierney (Hughes
remained good friends with Tierney who, after his failed attempts to seduce
her, was quoted as saying "I don't think Howard could love anything that
did not have a motor in it." Later, when Tierney's daughter Daria was born
deaf and blind and with a severe learning disability, because of Tierney's
being exposed to rubella during her pregnancy, Hughes saw to it that Daria
received the best medical care and paid all expenses)
45. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/06
This former teen idol, who was BIG once, is in talks to become a permanent
co-host on a popular ensemble talk show. Shes guest hosted in
the past and knocked it out of the park, a self-admitted shill tells
me. Were really excited to add her to the team! I remember
when the trades tipped her to be a future movie star. Miranda Cosgrove
("The Real")
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#1**
This B+ list mostly television actor who has risen the past year because
of the show in which he stars is still spinning a yarn. The actor, who all
of you know, is even making his yarn now about how he is a hero rather than
someone who would have been fine if he wasnt wasted on drugs.
Ryan
Phillippe ("Shooter")
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#2**
As part of his deal, this soon to be network reality star asked for a certain
partner on the show. One of his long time friends who had the same job for
years kept bragging about the sex he had with the partner so our soon to
be reality star wanted a chance too. It worked. They are not even being discreet.
Terrell
Owens/Cheryl Burke/Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson ("Dancing With the
Stars")
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#3**
This northeast Housewife apparently believes what she has been saying about
her ex, but she is the only one who believes her ex didnt cheat. He
cheated multiple times each week while they were together.
Luann de
Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Tom DAgostino
Jr.
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#4**
This former tween actress turned host is fully involved in the pyramid scheme
her husband is trying to sell to investors. It is a huge ripoff but she wants
to keep living a certain lifestyle.
Adrienne
Bailon/Israel Houghton (Amway)
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#5**
Not that they would probably say anything bad about this A+ list mostly movie
actress anyway, but the kneepadding has been excessive as of late because
of the amount of money she is spending on advertising with this tabloid.
Reese
Witherspoon ("Draper James")/PEOPLE
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#6**
In public, this A list comedian/actor is all love towards his wife. Behind
the scenes he was cleaning up messes and was even faithful for about three
weeks. Then, he had an opportunity when his wife was getting a spa treatment.
Kevin
Hart/Eniko Parrish
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#7**
This former flash in the pan A+ list mostly movie actress who lives by name
recognition alone at this point had to pay her own way to a possible yachting
commitment. The appointment comes courtesy of this just about permanent A
list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer.
Sharon
Stone (Melanie Griffith)
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#8**
She loves being at a major international film festival again and having the
lights focused on her, but this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is trying
to get through it all with her regimen of pills which makes her act like
a zombie.
Michelle
Pfeiffer ("Venice Film Festival")
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#9**
Dont tell the co-host, but the plan is to replace her with one of the
contestants from this season. Erin Andrews ("Dancing With the Stars")/Vanessa
Lachey
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#10**
The plan for now is to have these two television co-stars who are much more
known for their A list movie acting roles to present together at the Emmy
Awards. Plans change though. Everything will be done with gritted teeth and
forced smiles.
Reese
Witherspoon/Nicole Kidman
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#11**
This cable network has had conversations with one of their hosts multiple
times over her political beliefs. Apparently things have gone too far now
though and the network is not going to renew her contract.
Eboni
K. Williams ("Fox News")
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#12**
This married former boy bander from back in the day is not only on drugs
again, he also got two different women pregnant in the past few months. One
of them he managed to convince to get an abortion. No word on the other woman
and the status of her pregnancy. AJ McLean ("Backstreet Boys"); Bobby
Brown ("New Edition"); Nick Carter ("Backstreet Boys")
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/06 **#13**
Ahh, the warm embrace of a mommy and me group. A place where moms can hang
out with other moms and share whatever it is they wish to and feel pretty
safe about it. But, what if one of the moms in the group was using the knowledge
she gained in the group to move in on the husband of a mom. Such is the case
for this foreign born former reality star who is much more well known than
she should be for what she has accomplished in this country. Granted she
did do network reality, but still, she is higher on the list than most others
in this position. Who she has dated has helped too. Right now though she
is married. Married to a man she rarely sees. With a small child, she seems
like the perfect candidate for all kinds of mommy and me groups and she has
joined a lot of them. Some she stays in for months and some for just one
or two meetings. Our former reality star is thirsty. Super thirsty. Her one
goal in these groups is to find a mommy who is having marital issues or a
mommy who is partnered with someone who can help our former reality star
become famous again. If either of those conditions exist, our former reality
star worms her way into the life of the mommy. The next thing you know, our
former reality star is hanging out with not only mommy but also daddy and
then making it clear to daddy that she is willing to play for pay. Pay being
a role or some other thing to make her famous. Our former reality star has
actually been kicked out of three separate groups for her behavior and is
doing herself no favors at all.
Elisabetta
Canalis ("Dancing With the Stars") (dated George Clooney)
59. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/07
This former A list radio personality is reportedly under federal investigation
for alleged relationships with underage girls, a source whispered to me this
past week. Hes a charming predator, someone close to the
situation shares. He flashes the cash on these girls and loses interest
as they grow older. Creepy. Very creepy. Anthony Cumia ("Opie and
Anthony" radio show)
60.
POPBITCH
09/07
(British blog) Which star of the recent BBC adaptation of
"The
Cuckoo's Calling" has turned brass into gold by getting their
new partner into some pretty heavy
pissplay?
Tara Fitzgerald (starred in "Brassed Off")
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#1**
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah, the same show. This cable show franchise
in the same location is going to the same well again. After asking the ex
that everyone likes if he wanted to be a regular, instead of just popping
up now and again for child issues, he said no. So, the producers found a
boyfriend for the cast member which will last about as long as the season
does.
Cynthia
Bailey ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
(Leon
Robinson/Will Jones)
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#2**
Last year I documented the cheating of this foreign born A-/B+ list dual
threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She was seeing a couple
of people unbeknownst to her long term actor significant other. Now, the
actress who is starring in a hit cable show is doing nothing to quell the
rumors she is seeing someone seriously despite the world thinking she is
still with her partner. Bad move.
(Original
blind item)
Actress: Ruth Negga
Significant other: Dominic Cooper
Cable show: "Preacher"
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#3**
Dont believe the hype. This multiple Oscar winner/nominee not named
Nicole Kidman who also talks crap about the same thing by the way, gets many
treatments done to her to stop aging or at least slow it down. Needles and
creams and multiple doctor office visits are the norm.
Julianne
Moore
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit network comedy wants to be
clear that she is not hooking up with anyone despite what the PR people of
her cheating actor soon to be ex husband might be saying.
Anna
Faris/Chris Pratt
(Chris
Evans)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#5**
This 15 minute male model is not only HIV+, he is also really abusing drugs
and booze which is just going to make things even worse. He refuses to
acknowledge the disease because he thinks it will cost him people and things
in his life. Jeremy Meeks Hot Felon
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#6**
This A list alliterate closeted model recently celebrated the 18th birthday
of a fellow female model by showing up at her door at exactly midnight and
trying to hit on her. Apparently the models boyfriend, who was there
at the time, didnt appreciate the efforts of the A lister and was barred
from entering. Karlie Kloss
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actor who is on a long running pay cable show
as well as on what seems like every show on a different pay cable network
is trying to juggle the woman he was seeing when he split with his actress
ex and now another woman who neither the ex or the other girlfriend know
anything about.
Liev
Schreiber ("Ray Donovan")
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#8**
The fights are becoming legendary between this foreign born A- list mostly
movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and her very wealthy
foreign born husband. He seems to take great pride in surrounding himself
with women in their late teens and early 20s and knows it will cause
a huge fight with his wife. Honestly, maybe they enjoy the fighting because
they have not split, but at some point she is going to get publicly embarrassed.
Salma
Hayek/François-Henri Pinault
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#9**
It always fascinates me when a tabloid knows who the owner of a yacht is
and has photos of him on the yacht but will still try and convince you that
the former lead singer of a manufactured group turned reality judge is
vacationing alone. Yeah, and in two or three days there will be another
model/actress/celebrity vacationing alone on the same yacht with the same
owner. Remarkable isnt it?
Nicole
Scherzinger/Emily Ratajkowski
(Simon
Cowells yacht)
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#10**
It has been a long long time since this former nude for a living turned A-
list syndicated actress turned celebrity was spotted doing lines of coke.
A very very long time. There she was last night though like she was 20 years
younger.
Pamela
Anderson
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#11**
This OITNB actress/walking blind item is finally inching out of the closet
because of the wave of publicity that would out her anyway. She just wants
to get ahead of the story and frame it in the best light for her.
Taylor
Schilling
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#12**
This closeted foreign born former boy bander had some success this year.
He celebrated by taking a cruise with his boyfriend and some other guys he
has also hooked up with but his boyfriend has no idea.
Niall
Horan ("One Direction")
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/07 **#13**
If this had happened anywhere besides a sound stage, this actress would be
dead. End of story. She used to be A list on television. She has been on
television for about three decades. Her first show might have been her biggest.
If you want to make an argument for her most recent effort, you could do
so, but way more people watched the first show. Anyway, she has a new show
on the air and all of you know her. Our actress takes Oxy. Has for awhile.
Sometimes she doesnt always get them from doctors. In the past couple
of weeks she took a pill she thought was Oxy but was fentanyl or at least
laced with a lot of it. If not for the medical crew on call who gave her
a shot, this actress would have died.
Heather
Locklear ("Dynasty" and "Melrose Place") ("Too Close to Home")
74. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/08
Rumours about the future of this prominent trashy British couple are constantly
in the rags, but our source whispers to us that theyre definitely still
together and are hoping this ballyhoo creates enough buzz for a reality show.
Wayne
and Colleen Rooney
75. MR.
X 09/08 **#1**
NEW YORK FASHION WEEK: What openly bisexual C-list mostly TV actor was seen
getting into a limo with that closeted A-list actor from an acting family
after a fashion show last night? Gee, you think they hooked up?
Nico Tortorella
("Younger")/Jake
Gyllenhaal ("Refinery29 Third Annual 29Rooms: Turn It Into Art")
76. MR.
X 09/08 **#2**
NEW YORK FASHION WEEK: What model of the moment and reality star accidentally
revealed to a fellow model that the two guys shes supposedly hooked
up with is all a sham and a plot line for her reality show? Her manager
wasnt too pleased when she heard about this.
Kendall
Jenner
(Blake
Griffin AND A$AP Rocky)
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#1**
This B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister is being targeted
by a group she used to belong to. They are paying money to multiple tabloids
to leak secrets about the offspring.
Lisa Marie
Presley (Scientology)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#2**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who all of you know is about
to discover the fact that the child he thought was his for many years is
not. Orlando Bloom
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#3**
I have no love for this Teen Mom, but it is interesting that her most recent
accuser of bad behavior was joining in on the bad behavior and also forgot
to mention that he would wait until the Teen Mom was incapacitated and then
have sex with one of the Teen Moms best friends who then became pregnant
and had a miscarriage a short time later.
Kailyn
Lowry/Javi Marroquin
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who now has an A list mostly movie actor
ex said she was given multiple STDs over the years because of his
infidelity. Not Ben and Jen. Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#5**
Really easy to lose a whole bunch of baby weight and have the tabloids
congratulate you when you were never actually pregnant in the first place.
Isnt that right permanent A lister?
Janet
Jackson
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#6**
This back in the day topless scene actress turned reality star turned living
off the money of the ex and wishing she was more famous has been living through
her kids. Stage mom from hell who regularly brings one of her kids to tears
for not following a diet or not practicing enough.
Topless
scene actress: Kelly LeBrock
Reality shows: "Celebrity Fit Club" and "Hells Kitchen"
Famous ex: Steven Seagal
Children: Arissa Seagal ("Growing Up Supermodel"), Dominic Seagal and Annaliza
Seagal
or
Topless
scene actress: Camille Grammer
Reality show: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Famous ex: Kelsey Grammer
Children: Jude Gordon Grammer and Mason Olivia Grammer
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#7**
Perhaps adopting a dog is what this foreign born B+ list mostly television
actress who is going to need to find steady work outside her hit show to
keep having a career thinks will save her relationship. It wont. Her
celebrity boyfriend is bored and tired of hiding his cheating.
Sophie
Turner/Joe Jonas
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#8**
Speaking of the show in #7, this teen actress from the show is hooking up
with a 50 something year old guy who she calls Daddy even when they are out
dining in public.
Maisie
Williams
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#9**
You know what no one ever mentions? That this A list news anchor on a very
very popular cable channel right now left his wife to be with his at the
time fellow host on the same channel. You know what else no one mentions?
That the now departed host was also hooking up with another married guy at
the same time but managed at the time to escape the fireworks of his divorce.
At the time.
Channel:
MSNBC
A list news anchor: Lawerence O'Donnell
Fellow host: Tamron Hall
Other married guy: Jesse Jackson, Jr.
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#10**
Apparently if you are a grieving widow of a rock star, you get a nose job.
You know, because you had always wanted one and have all this extra cash
now. Plus Im pretty sure she thinks she is going to be super famous
and a big star and carve out her own career. Uh huh. Vicky Karayiannis
(Chris Cornell)
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#11**
You know what bothers me? This actor is working his way up to A list. Hit
pay cable show. Hit network show. Still young. Just working his way up the
ranks to getting a lead in a movie. So, what does his PR team and the studio
do? All of a sudden this actor who had been kind of in the closet is now
locked deep in the closet and the world now thinks he is dating his co-star
from the movie. Just leave it alone. It looks so staged. Really
unnecessary.
Actor:
Cameron Monaghan
Hit pay cable show: "Shameless"
Hit network show: "Gotham"
Co-star: Peyton List
Movie: "Anthem of a Reluctant Prophet"
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08 **#12**
#1 This foreign born former A list singer is back. According to the
past few guys he has dated, he is also impotent and no manner of pills can
get him to stand to attention. Sam Smith
#2 This A+ list producer is being pushed out because of the continuing number of disagreements and fights she has with what seems like every creative person that crosses her path. Kathleen Kennedy
#3 This new series regular on a hit show has been trolling and dragging a guest star on the show who is an A-/B+ list regular on a long long long running show. The dragged has been reaching out to people on the newer show to get them to defend her. Even those close to her have declined.
#4 Dont believe the hype. This B+ list take what you can give me actress with A++ list name recognition is a master at bearding. I think all of you forget that. Bearding is what has enabled her to live for the past decade or so with that A+ list name recognition despite having a brutal acting career. Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise)/Jamie Foxx
89. MR.
X 09/09
NEW YORK FASHION WEEK: Our favorite B list celebrity offspring of a permanent
A++ lister let herself be talked into using again. This time by that a-hole
actor/singer. He is such a d**k. He loved getting her to break her sobriety.
Paris
Jackson/Jared Leto ("2017 Harper's Bazaar Icons")
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/09 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This permanent A+ list legend who is now up to multiple
generations of celebrity offspring and even had a permanent A lister portray
him in a movie got away with attempted murder of a permanent A+ list mostly
movie actor and the murder of an A+ list mostly movie director who had his
wife paid off with $1M.
A+ list
legend: William R. Hearst
A lister who portrayed him: Orson Welles ("Citizen Kane")
Attemped murder of A+ list actor: Charlie Chaplin (Hearst was jealous that
he thought Charlie was having an affair with Marion Davies)
Murder of A+ list movie director: Thomas H. Ince (mistook him for Charlie
Chaplin)
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/09 **#2**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: In these days, people will spend a ton on publicity or get
pregnant or married and get their wife pregnant to try and win an Academy
Award. Back in the day though, this permanent A+ list mostly movie actress
with A++ list name recognition convinced the voting members that she was
in the hospital and barely clinging to life. She won. Remarkably she was
fit and ready to accept the award and partied for 72 straight hours afterwards.
Joan
Crawford
("Mildred
Pierce")
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/09 **#3**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Back in the day this actor was A++ list. He is still alive
and still permanently A list. When this particular event happened, he was
just getting to A list. Anyway, he was making one of the least memorable
movies of his career. His co-star was a foreign born actress who is alive
and an Academy Award winner/nominee was fending off a rape from a man she
knew well and accidentally killed him. With the help of our actor and the
police, the death was ruled a suicide.
A++ list
actor: Burt Reynolds
Co-star: Sarah Miles
Movie: "The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing"
Rapist: David Whiting
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/09 **#4**
BACK IN THE DAY: Not that many decades ago was this A+ list group that still
exists today and is touring and even making news. The lead singer is long
gone but the band has never been even close to what it was without him. He
hated his band mates so much that he chartered a plane to get between each
tour stop not just when the rest of the band was in a bus, but even if they
were also taking a plane.
"Journey"/Steve
Perry
94. MR.
X 09/10
I dont know if he has to have sex sex with her, but this A- list reality
star did have to spend the day kissing the butt of this reality star matriarch
to ensure he keeps bringing in income to support his lifestyle.
Scott
Disick/Kris Jenner
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/10 **#1**
Dont believe the hype. As usual, the news coming from this outlet is
heavily biased towards the family and helping them out rather than reality.
This former A+ list rapper owes a ton of money to this permanent A+ list
rapper and did and said a lot of things that are not going to be solved with
a quick meeting. There definitely wont be a face to face one for a
bit.
Kanye
West/Jay Z (TMZ)
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/10 **#2**
A little karma for our favorite OITNB actress who is a walking blind item.
She fabricated a bunch of documents to get an ex thrown in jail and still
tries to set up the ex so she can get the ex thrown in jail again. Meanwhile,
our actress has been barred from making any money from her own brief stint
in jail.
Taryn
Manning
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/10 **#3**
The crazy thing is that I was going to do a blind about how this married
foreign A- list dual threat actor who still has one last trip down the promote
the franchise trail was hooking up with someone outside the country. It turns
out though his wife was not even a mile away and they were out of the country
together.
Jamie
Dornan/Amelia Warner ("2017 Toronto International Film
Festival")
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/10 **#4**
This foreign born three named actor tried to kill himself twice in the past
week.
Jonathan
Rhys Meyer
99. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/11
Our source whispers to us that this former B list comedian is an extraordinarily
bad way and could find himself dead in the near future, or even worse
a government rehab centre. This is terrifying, the whisperer
adds. Cocaine and heroin isnt just a bad mix its
a deadly mix. "Hes a shell of his former self," another close
to the situation tells us. "Just a sad, sad mess." Im sure his sudden
uptake isnt compounded by the pressure of his fairly high profile jobs.
Artie Lange
("The
Artie and Anthony Show"/podcasting partner to Anthony Cumia)
(TV
series "Crashing")
(celebrity
judge "Last Convict Standing")
100. MR.
X 09/11
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Throughout hotels all over the world, this recently deceased
permanent A list comic actor left pats of butter on the ceilings of every
hotel room in which he ever stayed.
Jerry
Lewis
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still probably an A because
of his past, but doesnt work as much as he used to is not dealing with
stress well. The actor is combining pills and booze in proportions that should
kill him. Jim Carrey
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#2**
Recently this former A list dual threat actress who was A list even when
she was a tween suffered a miscarriage. Those close to her held their breath
because they thought the former actress might go back to the way things were
a couple years ago. Nope. She is doing amazing. Amanda Bynes
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#3**
Lots of stories right now about this A list home renovation reality star.
I have been writing about him for years. One thing people should know about
his past is the way he burned through money because he spent it all on coke
and this male escort he couldnt stop seeing all the time.
Drew
Scott ("Property Brothers")/"Dancing With the Stars" Season 25
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#4**
Not sure why this very very brief reality star who was married to a Housewife
keeps wanting to get married or that people keep saying yes. He spends his
entire days and nights finding new women to sleep with.
Tom
DAgostino Jr. (Luann de Lesseps "Real Housewives of New York
City")
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#5**
Part of the feud between these two Teen Moms is that one of them was asked
to introduce the other to a male porn star. That was done. There was a video
made but now the Teen Mom is having second thoughts after promising the porn
star a big pay day. The male porn star is harassing the Teen Mom who made
the introduction to pressure the other Teen Mom into releasing it.
Farrah
Abraham introduced Amber Portwood to James Deen (Vivid
Entertainment)
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who actually has a franchise that has not
had an installment in awhile was recently out of the country. The actor went
into various Asian massage establishments and asked if there were any women
willing to be with him while he was in town. No being coy, just straight
up cash for hooking up with him a couple of days.
Nicolas
Cage ("National Treasure: Book of Secrets") (Toronto International Film
Festival)
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#7**
Apparently the final straw in the split between this A+ list mostly movie
comic actor and his B list actress wife was that the wife found out he was
hitting on a beloved married B+ list actress who was co-starring in his movie.
Ben Stiller (Christine Taylor)/Jenna Fischer ("The Office") ("Brads
Status")
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#8**
This former child actor/tween actor turned A- list mostly movie actor was
out of the country when he was asked to leave his hotel for throwing a bottle
through part of the revolving door.
Shia LaBeouf
(Toronto International Film Festival)
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#9**
The language coming out of the mouth of this actress from a very very very
very very long running network show at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards was
according to someone behind her, the worst language they had ever heard actually
spoken out loud. The reason? A win by an arch enemy.
Nancy
Cartwright/Leah Remini (Arch enemy:
"Outstanding
Informational Series or Special" Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath
(A&E))
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#10**
What should have been a happy occasion between this permanent A list model
and her A- list actor ex turned into one of those hushed fights you do in
public so no one hears you but everyone knows you are fighting. An alliterate
model had to get in between them from it getting more heated.
Norman
Reedus/Helena Christensen/Karlie Kloss
(son
walked runway in Calvin Klein Collection fashion show during New York Fashion
Week)
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#11**
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show is super lucky
that policeman who stopped her for a DUI was a fan. She and her current boyfriend
celebrated by going to a bar for more booze. Oh, and she was proud that she
got by with a warning from the police. Katharine Mcphee/Nick
Harborne
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11 **#12**
A couple of months ago there was a blip in the gossip news about this foreign
born A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
A blip that she was seeing a new guy. If you blinked it was gone. She wanted
it secret and the guy she was seeing wanted it secret, but for different
reasons. It seems as if this gentleman, who all of you know makes a very
nice living being a companion to actresses who are A list. When I say all
of you know who he is, that might not go for the supermarket tabloid readers
who get their news very quickly while standing in line. There is another
A list mostly movie actress who crazy as it sounds doesnt have an Academy
Award win/nomination who was using his services after her most recent split
with her husband. Apparently she has continued seeing him even while also
dating an actor and another gentleman. An actress who started off as a child
actress and has gone through times where she is A+ list and times where she
was struggling to get a made for tv movie back in the day has been a frequent
guest to his home and he to hers. Since her marriage ended, he has been the
only guy she has been seeing. The crazy thing is, everyone knows him because
of his A list ex and she still sees him all the time. Im not sure how
he schedules in all of these women. He has no other job which helps. He has
a base income from his ex which helps and he really knows how to be discreet
which all of them appreciate.
A+ list
blip: Charlize Theron
New guy: Gabriel Aubry
A list actress with no Oscar: Scarlett Johansson (ex-husband: Romain Dauriac)
(actor: Colin Jost) (other gentleman: Kevin Yorn)
A+ list former child actress: Drew Barrymore (Will Kopelman)
Ex: Halle Berry
113. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/12
We dont get a lot of wrestling scoops, but when we do (Goldberg etc)
theyre usually on the money. This A list athlete is close to signing
a contract with the WWE to wrestle matches in the near future. It should
be great publicity for all parties, were told. The WWE
are cashing is on [name omitted]s mainstream appeal.
Ronda
Rousey
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#1**
While out of town making a tiny bit of money on a lowish budget movie, our
favorite drug addled former tweener made almost as much money for meeting
with a fan. Apparently things went so well, there is going to be another
this week. Boyfrnd be damned.
Selena
Gomez
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#2**
If this family of reality stars ever decided to start using heroin and it
got laced with something bad, the whole family could overdose and die at
once. Apparently there are five family members/pseudo family members who
all buy their drugs from the same source who also used to sell it to a female
celebrity who is now on the outside looking in. Karashians/Jenners (Blac
Chyna)
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#3**
It looks the latest umm, relationship between this A+ list singer and the
guy she calls her boyfriend is going to end before we even have a chance
to meet him. The boyfriend thing doesnt fit into her plans.
Taylor
Swift/Joe Alwyn
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#4**
The good news was he wasnt being a jerk. The bad news is this C list
celebrity offspring who is arguably fifth most famous in his family was doing
line after line of coke at a NYFW party and had done a few lines before he
walked in a show too.
Barron
Hilton II (Hakan Akkaya fashion show)
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#5**
The husband of this west coast Housewife has a very secret past that so far
has not emerged. He made two gay porn movies back in the day.
Eddie
Judge (Tamra) ("Real Housewives of Orange County)
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#6**
Dont believe the hype. The real reason this wannabe be Bachelorette
broke up with her boyfriend was she was hoping that a public relationship
and breakup would get her a chance to be the Bachelorette or a gig on DWTS.
Since neither looks likely, she will move back to the guy she was already
dating before this big game.
Amanda
Stanton ("Bachelor in Paradise")/Robby Hayes/Josh Murray
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#7**
Speaking of one season wonders, the "winner" of the show this year was getting
the phone numbers of multiple models at NYFW. You know, probably just for
funzies.
"Project
Runway" winner
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#8**
Awkward when you have to take a photo together after finding out moments
before about an on set romance the other person had with your now husband.
It happened this week though when this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress in
an acting family was told just that by a B list actress who wanted to make
sure the A-/B+ lister knew that it was just a few week fling and it was before
the actor had met his now wife. Why even bring it up?
Kate Mara/Jamie
Bell/Caitriona Balfe
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who still cant legally drink is slipping
down the list. She was A- and even one could argue A list for a brief time.
Now, no one wants to hire her. She was willing to hit the casting couch for
a recent movie with a big director that went to someone else. It was the
wrong movie to offer to hit the casting couch. She is getting movies still,
but not the budgets and movies she used to get. Chloë Grace
Moretz
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#10**
Our favorite in the closet foreign born A- list mostly television actor on
that hit pay cable show was all out of sorts this past week. It happens when
you are supposed to look at ease with a woman you have supposedly dated a
year but have spent very very little time with. This was a big event though
so you had to work it together. It was so awkward and difficult to watch.
I wonder what her boyfriend thinks when he watches it all?
Sam
Heughan/MacKenzie Mauzy ("Outlander")
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#11**
This reality momager is leaking to the press that the family is spending
millions of dollars on security and housing and an endless list of expenses
for the protection of a pseudo family member who is in charge so to speak
of a soon to be family member. All of it is crap, especially anything to
do with the former A+ list rapper who is basically a zombie.
Kris Jenner/Kim
Kardashians surrogate/Kanye West
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#12**
This long time sober actress is probably B list. Not so long ago A-/B+ list.
Very tall. Apparently she is using again, and not only that, but is to a
point where she is letting people see her use and even taking pics. Kristen
Johnston
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12 **#13**
#1 This former tweener singer who is going through some very major
life or death issues right now held a gun to the head of the person he says
is his girlfriend for over two hours. He only stopped because he had to use.
The woman took the chance to get out of the house.
Aaron
Carter
#2 This is just getting strange. The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor says she is bottle feeding, but the A+ lister says it is nursing. They cannot even get the most simple stories straight. Amal and George Clooney
#3 Has anyone discovered any disease this A- list singer/wannabe actress does not say she has? I think she comes up with them so she can keep making all those doctor visits. Lady Gaga
127. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/13
You might look at this A list actress and think she earns her money from
movies or endorsement, but our source swears that she earns the vast majority
of her income from voice over and residuals. Just a surprising fun fact for
the day in the form of a blind item. It cant all be car chases, bad
mom stories and drug addicts. Mila Kunis ("Amusement Park"; "Family Guy";
"Hell and Back"; "The Cleveland Show"; "Saints Row"; numerous "Family Guy"
video games)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#1**
This one named B+ list singer recently lost a baby because she couldnt
stop drinking even though she likes people to think she is sober.
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#2**
I have been writing about this permanent A list news host for the past couple
of years and her spiraling health. Last time I wrote about her I told you
she wasnt able to remember even things like where she lived. Now, she
is pretty much forced to stay inside close to 24/7.
Barbara
Walters
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#3**
This group had one of the best debut albums of all time. They have tons of
hits. They are probably permanent A list. One of the members has had some
drug issues which led to a couple year break. Now? The new record didnt
do very well and they are playing to half filled arenas that are only half
filled because they have discounted tickets in every city.
Green Day
(Billie Joe Armstrong)
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#4**
The entire night was scripted door to door for this married couples
recent date. It was all done to make sure paps could capture every moment.
One thing that changed was that this former A+ list rapper was not supposed
to drive. His meds make that very dangerous.
Kim
Kardashian/Kanye West
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#5**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor publicly debuted a new girlfriend
this week. Im guessing she doesnt know about the two different
women he bedded at the same time last week.
Idris Elba
(former Miss Vancouver Sabrina Dhowre)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#6**
She went to two NYFW shows yesterday but our favorite former tweener turned
A- list singer/B list actress called out sick from shooting her new movie.
Selena
Gomez (Untitled Woody Allen Project)
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#7**
Seriously? The woe is me stories are already trickling in for this former
back in the day A list singer who is living off fame from three decades ago.
Whenever she gets a new projects she always has some sad tale to make her
stand out from everyone else in the gig and her latest reality thing is no
different. She has never changed her spots.
Debbie
Gibson ("Dancing With the Stars")
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#8**
She can get invited to just about any red carpet, but this former A list
tweener who had her own show turned B list take what I can get actress
didnt have enough star power to land a spot on the charity telethon
despite pleading to be on it. I think she sees all those things she said
about others a few years ago when she was at the top are coming true about
her now. Tough to watch.
Victoria
Justice ("Victorious")
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#9**
He doesnt see them naked, but this A- list reality star all of you
know does take underage female teens shopping for lingerie and will make
them wear it for him. I remember one time he took a 17 year old to dinner
and didnt let her leave until her birthday at midnight and had sex
with her. He never spoke to her again after.
Scott
Disick
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#10**
Lost in the hey, my marriage was awful and my husband was awful too is that
the permanent A list singer wife in all of this was awful to domestic employees
in the marriage and would make them work 18 hours a day for weeks on end
with no days off.
Janet
Jackson/Wissam Al Mana
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#11**
This foreign born former A list singer turned reality judge is really going
over the edge. Apparently she is trying to convince her boyfriend to hurt
someone and is blackmailing him with pictures and video of him using drugs
and with other women.
Mel
B
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#12**
This foreign born B list actress might have had her almost television show
canceled rather quickly, but she does have a high power franchise to fall
back on. Oh, and she was secretly married and left her husband for the celebrity
offspring of this foreign born permanent A+ list singer in a group and
solo.
Actress:
Sophie Cookson
Canceled show: "Gypsy"
Franchise: "Kingsman: The Golden Circle"
Secret husband: Andrew Gower
Celebrity offspring: Eliot Paulina Sumner (Sting/"The Police")
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/13 **#13**
When I was thinking of 2006, I remembered something that barely made a whisper
in the gossip world because there was so much going on at the time. Plus,
even what did come out, which wasnt much, was not the whole story.
This foreign born A list singer was going through some tough times. Very
tough times. Married, his actress wife wanted to help him so he got some
help. Everyone thought he was going better, but when he was found passed
out in a hotel room with a couple of bags of coke and three naked groupies,
people realized he was not getting better. So, off he went to get some help.
Fast forward a few months and he got out for a couple of days to be with
his wife but spent it with a country singer who had just broken up with a
baseball player. Again, not a good situation for our A lister as he was out
of control. Finally, at the end of the year he managed to get sober and for
the most part has been sober since.
Keith
Urban/Nicole Kidman/Mindy McCready/Roger Clemens
141. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/14
This A lister has been banned from making any charitable appearances regarding
Hurricane Irma over a media appearance during the last big disaster. "[Name
omitted] is a lovely person, says the source, but a quiet check
is the way to go. [gender omitted] humiliated themselves last time around.
I guess the power of a cheque will have to make do for now. "A Concert
for Hurricane Katrina Relief"
(Kanye
West)
(Celine
Dion)
142.
POPBITCH
09/14
It's quite common for stunt doubles to basically fill in as understudies
for big-name Hollywood stars on set - but which A-lister went one step further?
Not only did she have her stunt double do most of the work during filming,
she also had her pose for the movie's promo posters too (then had her own
features added on digitally in post).
Diane Kruger
("The Fade");
Alicia
Vikander ("Tomb Raider")
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#1**
It is all fun and light when the cameras are turned on but this A- list mostly
television actress is causing chaos behind the scenes of her rebooted show
with tons of demands that are making the crew really dislike her and causing
a divide within the production.
Debra Messing
("Will and Grace")
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#2**
I guess 15th time is the charm for this foreign born permanent A list model/host
to leave her boyfriend after catching him cheating. At least we know how
many times it takes and also why she was spotted canoodling with a guy last
week other than her now gone boyfriend.
Heidi Klum/Vito
Schnabel
(Lewis
Hamilton)
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#3**
Dont be shocked when this former A+ list singer turned A lister with
an upcoming tv gig sacrifices her tour for the good of the show. She
doesnt want to go out and play places that are not sold out anyway
and using Groupon to even get it to three quarters capacity. She is not going
to lower that salary though.
Katy Perry
("American Idol")
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#4**
This celebrity offspring/part-time reality star/wannabe model spent some
time together with this A- list reality star in exchange for coke.
Delilah
Belle Hamlin (Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin)/Scott Disick
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#5**
This B+ list actress who only stays that high because of her name who all
of you know took a few days away from her husband and he did what he always
does when he is left to his own devices- cheat.
Jenna Dewan
Tatum (Channing) (NYFW)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#6**
I think we all knew from her history that this marriage would be unusual.
We are not being disappointed. This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an
Academy Award winner/nominee is traditional. She got married to have children.
She also doesnt want to do IVF. She only sees her husband the few days
per month that she is ovulating. Other than that, they lead separate lives.
Jessica Chastain/Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who had a gap between the
departure of her hit show and new work basically has it all on the line for
a new movie about to release. She is resourceful though. If it bombs she
has a trip to Dubai in the works for the end of October.
Nina Dobrev
("Vampire Diaries") ("Flatliners")
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#8**
This A- list Disney actress who cant get work doing much else really
wants out of the Disney shell. She is getting a little old for Disney.
Apparently, like one of her predecessors, she is going to at least go topless
for her next movie to force herself away from the Disney brand.
Zendaya
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#9**
Our favorite former Disney actress turned future porn star always is willing
to be a beard. The thing is though, for that to work, the guy in question
cant already have a boyfriend who he has been with for awhile. I think
the guy in question wanted some free publicity so said, "Yeah, you can be
my beard. Im totally in the closet."
Bella
Thorne/Lil Peep
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#10**
Apparently this momager owns a piece of the catalog of this former A+ list
rapper and is trying to sell it.
Kris
Jenner/Kanye West
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#11**
It cracks me up and I hope the reporter who interviewed this married closeted
B+ list mostly television actress at least cracked a smile when the actress
started talking about her love scene with another woman like it has never
happened before in real life.
Jessical
Biel (Justin Timberlake) ("The Sinner")
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#12**
Dear Foreign Born B+ list Celebrity Offspring Of A Permanent A+ lister
That new guy you are seeing is even worse than the drug dealers you usually
date. At least they try and have other jobs. This guy is a straight up dealer
and has been known to pull the old hey, if someone gets killed taking my
stuff I will get more business from the junkies because they will think it
is strong game. He intentionally kills people and this is the guy you want
to be with.
Good luck with that.
Love & Bacon
Enty
Kelly
Osbourne
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14 **#13**
The Emmy Awards are on Sunday and I was looking back through old notes I
made from some earlier shows and came across one that I received about a
week after the airing. I kept meaning to use it and never did until now.
I wont give you the year, but it is considered to be the worst Emmy
Award broadcast ever. Anyway, after the show an actor nominee from the show
ditched his long time girlfriend at a party. He was wasted out of his mind.
Super, incredibly drunk. It had been a big night for his show. He was probably
A- list at that point because of the show. When you are doing shots with
Charlie Sheen you know things are going to get rough. Anyway, at this party
our actor runs into this at the time married actress who was also a
nominee/winner that night. Her marriage was falling apart and we could even
say she was technically married. The thing is she was publicly cheated on
by a different husband, so it makes it more interesting that she was at least,
technically married when this happened and that our actor had a boyfriend.
So, they are at this party and start making out. Two sloppy drunk people
here. Apparently Charlie Sheen started giving a play by play and then started
getting a little more dirty. So, this got to Charlie and he started making
out with his drugged out wife. They then started doing more than making out
and he tells the drunk acting couple to feel free to join in. They said they
wanted more privacy and Charlie told them to "go f**k in his limo," because
he had his own driver. Ten minutes later, Charlie shows up at the limo with
his wife and they get in the front seat and start having sex while in the
back is this acting couple. Apparently the actor was so drunk that he was
having trouble performing. Charlie doing commenting probably didnt
help and the acting couple finally gave up and the actress went back to the
party while our actor passed out in the back of the limo.
Year: 2008
Hosts: Tom Bergeron, Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel, Jeff Probst, and Ryan
Seacrest
Actor: John Hamm ("Mad Men"/Outstanding Drama Series)
Girlfriend: Jennifer Westfeldt
Married actress: Mary-Louise Parker ("Weeds")
Husband who cheated on her publicly: Billy Crudup (when Mary-Louise was 7
months pregnant he cheated with Claire Danes)
Technically married: Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Charlies drugged out wife: Brooke Mueller
156. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/15
This former B lister is selling assets after their earnings plummeted to
under 6 figures, likely, barring a comeback, symbolising the end of their
career, as well as their earning power.
Kathy
Griffin;
Rosie
ODonnell
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#1**
This still technically married A+ list mostly movie actor showed up at an
event for this group. When he sat down he was immediately flanked by two
women in their early 20s who had been sent by the head of the group.
Apparently they stayed by the side of the actor for two days straight and
he is now a regular at the group.
Chris
Pratt
("Hillsong
Church")
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#2**
This east coast Housewife has been forced to pay off some people who were
owed money by her husband from deals he made in the past. As a consequence,
she has very little money as a cushion and her expenses are much higher than
her income.
Teresa
Giudice (Joe) ("Housewives of New Jersey")
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#3**
This A- list most television actress on a hit network show who we have all
known for something other than acting is in line for another heartbreak.
Her soon to be husband is cheating on her.
Mandy
Moore/singer ("This Is Us")/"Dawes" frontman Taylor Goldsmith
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#4**
The girlfriend of this closeted B+ list mostly television actress with A+
list name recognition is also her business partner. The business partner
has some drug and money issues and her actions are causing the actress some
big headaches, including the very real possibility she will be outed during
the course of events.
Jessica
Biel/Estee Stanley ("Au Fudge" stealing tips)
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#5**
Scandal has been a money maker for this network reality show contestant.
She had to dump her boyfriend, but she has made more money weekend yachting
the past two months combined than she did from everything else she did for
the past two years.
Corinne
Olympios ("The Bachelor" and "Bachelor in
Paradise")/Nick
Viall
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#6**
This B+ list singer who has had some catchy hits has been in this space before
when I have written about his love of taking escorts to red carpet events.
Apparently now, that is who he likes to date too. One week at a time until
he gets bored and then finds a new one.
Jason
Derulo
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#7**
This B+ list actress made her way from a very hit network show to movies
which upset a lot of shippers from her show. Now though, she seems to have
found love with a co-star again, this time on the set of one of her most
recent movies. The co-star is in a relationship, or was until he met our
actress. The co-star has been seen as of late on a fairly decent pay cable
show. Oh, and get this, our actress also got a new breast enlargement she
says for herself, but has told some friends because she wants to look young
for her much younger lover.
B+ list actress: Gillian Anderson
Shippers show: David Duchovny "The X-Files"
Co-star: Max Irons
Girlfriend: Sophie Pera
Movie: "Crooked House"
Pay cable show: "The White Queen"
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#8**
This C list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor
who is an Academy Award winner will shame you and peer pressure you until
you do coke with her. She is the ultimate mean girl.
Dylan
Penn (Sean)
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#9**
This A- list reality star has actually made a deal with a momager to split
the profits of the business the A- lister is running. He gets a steady income
stream as a base courtesy of the momager and she gets half the yachting revenues
he is generating with his never ending cast of teens he recruits. Scott
Disick/Kris Jenner
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#10**
She went, but this A+ list singer was not happy about going and it was fake
smiles all night long, especially when she had to hug it out with this foreign
born A list singer.
Beyoncé
(Rihanna's "Diamond Ball")
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#11**
This actress is B list if you watch the hit almost television show and no
one you would know otherwise. Despite not being old enough to drink she recently
had to get a new set of teeth. Hers were destroyed from years of bulimia.
Natalia
Dyer ("Stranger Things")
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15 **#12**
#1 This widow is such a sham. The latest quest for attention comes
courtesy of a fake post from a "fan" who documented how amazing and special
and inspiring the widow is. Oh, and what are the odds that when you are visiting
something for the first time in months, there just happens to be a pap to
take a photo of you with a random fan. Of course not the fan who wrote the
post because the PR person can only be in so many places at once.
Vicky
Karayiannis (Chris Cornells grave)
#2 In one of the more bizarre things I have seen in a while, the wife of a permanent A list director has been hooked by this televangelist and has been sending him hundreds of thousands of dollars a month without the knowledge of anyone in the family. They are about to find out.
#3 The tall alliterate model supposedly has a boyfriend. I mean he is a boy and is a friend, but we all know the real deal. Anyway, there have been rumors he was hooking up with a woman while she was married. Nope. Same country different woman. A much younger woman than the wife. Apparently the still a teen daughter of an oligarch. Karlie Kloss/Josh Kushner/Russia
#4 That former B+ list mostly television actress from that now defunct ensemble network show is married and making straight to On Demand movies. Apparently the fact she is actually living with her girlfriend rather than her celebrity husband was probably a fair bet to stay quiet. That is until of course he got another woman pregnant. This is all going to get really messy. Dianna Agron ("Glee")/Winston Marshall ("Mumford & Sons")
169. MR.
X 09/16
This foreign born A+ list singer is trying to shift the blame for an invite
she sent out to this racist celebrity. The thing is, she is not trying that
hard because she doesnt really care what people think.
Rihanna/Jeffree
Star
(Rihanna
Celebrates the Launch of Fenty Beauty)
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/16 **#1**
A couple of months ago it was that this A+ list mostly movie actor was the
most virile man someone had ever seen. Now, out of the blue there is another
testament from some unknown person about how straight the closeted actor
is. Do you get the feeling something is about to come out?
Tom
Cruise (straight, according to dead mobster)
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/16 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress has a superhero franchise. She also has
two men who know about each other, but there is a third guy who none of them
know about. That third guy is also a superhero who is a hookup partner our
actress is madly in love with. Problem? That superhero has so much personal
baggage going on right now that is about to explode and it would envelop
our actress.
Actress:
Scarlett Johansson
Superhero franchise: Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow "Avengers"
Two men who know about each other: Colin Jost and Kevin Yorn
Third guy/superhero: Chris Evans (Steve Rogers/Captain America
"Avengers")
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/16 **#3**
Speaking of superheroes, this sidekick to one who started off on an almost
network is not very quiet about his sexuality, but this A- list mostly movie
actor who has his own couple of franchises is very quiet about his sexuality.
It keeps them from going out in public much together but they are enjoying
each other anyway.
Sidekick: Colton Haynes ("Teen Wolf")
A- list actor: Chris Pine ("Star Trek" and "Wonder Woman")
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/16 **#4**
An unliked relative of a deceased A lister somehow collected tens of thousands
of dollars that were supposed to go into the A listers foundation after
his death. Instead, they ended up in the pocket of the relative.
Vicky
Karayiannis/Chris Cornell
174.
BILLY
MASTERS 09/18
Could it be that a once and future reality star is happy to have bagged that
high-profile gig because he needs the dough? Where did his stash go? The
same old story - drugs and hookers. Except these were male hookers - with
loose lips! His clowning around came to an abrupt halt when he learned how
in debt he was. Sometimes what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas.
Jax
Taylor ("Vanderpump Rules" and "Vanderpump Rules: Jax And Brittany Take
Kentucky") (Spectrum)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#1**
EMMY AWARDS: Put a couple drinks in him and this A list chef/former network
reality star from a very hit show talked a lot of smack about his former
boss. Apparently the boss was getting jealous that the A list chef was almost
as popular in focus studies so he had to go.
Graham
Elliot ("MasterChef" and "MasterChef Junior"/Gordon Ramsey)
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#2**
EMMY AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list dual threat actress has a hit pay
cable show and also finally managed to snag a franchise for more than one
part. She was a mess of pills last night and just looked and acted totally
gone.
Thandie
Newton ("Westworld") ("A Star Wars Story: Untitled Han Solo
Film")
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#3**
EMMY AWARDS: This B list actress is not quite legal. Very very close though.
Last night at an after party she was talking to a guy she found interesting
and then he pushed her in a corner and started groping her. Our actress went
and told someone but no one could find the guy.
Kiernan
Shipka ("Mad Men")
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#4**
EMMY AWARDS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner
was jeered multiple times last night about her political beliefs to the point
she tried to stay firmly planted in her seat and during commercials had a
production assistant stand next to her.
Susan
Sarandon
("Trump
prezcy wud b better 4 the country thn Hillary.")
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#5**
EMMY AWARDS: Continuing her trend to get people to pay attention to her at
award shows, this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit
network show yelled at a guy for getting too close to her. He had been pushed
aside because the actress was blocking a passageway. The actress then told
him to go do something useful. And she wonders why no one on her crew likes
her.
Priyanka
Chopra ("Quantico")
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#6**
EMMY AWARDS: Technically this happened prior to the Emmy Awards this weekend,
but would have only been possible with both parties in town away from their
significant others. They are a former couple and caught up Friday night.
A foreign born author and a foreign born A- list realty star who all of you
know from a very very long running competition show.
Salman
Rushdie (Nikki Milovanovic)/Padma Lakshmi ("Top Chef") (Adam
Dell)
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#7**
EMMY AWARDS: This ancient former A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee was hitting on waitresses at a cable party last night.
He would tell them he could get them a part in the next movie made by his
daughter. The crazy thing is someone actually went home with him. Walked
off the job and just left.
Jon Voight
(Angelina Jolie)
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#8**
EMMY AWARDS: A couple of weeks before the Emmy Awards, this A-/B+ list singing
actress met a guy and they spent a lot of time together. They even planned
on meeting at the Emmy Awards and then going to some parties together. So,
when she saw him in the red carpet with his wife, that was a bit of a shocker.
Lea
Michele
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#9**
EMMY AWARDS: What started out as just a few words before the show turned
into yelling after the show when this out of work late night actress got
into a war of words with a part-time red carpet host/infrequent eater.
Vanessa
Bayer ("SNL")/Giuliana Rancic
(Saturday
Night Live sketch that never made it to air honed in on Rancic's signature
phrase, which seems to be calling her viewers "you guys.")
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#10**
EMMY AWARDS: Usually at something like this, the three named actress can
usually be counted on for doing something strange or acting odd. I didn't
hear anything negative about her last night. I was not to be disappointed
though because at an after party, the original crazy who the three named
actress probably emulates was with her actor boyfriend. Granted, it was loud,
but the original seemed to be talking in gibberish. People would ask her
to repeat things, often four or times and then smile or grimace and walk
away. Knowing her, it could be something she was doing to screw with people
or it could have been meds because the actress is on a lot of them.
Evan Rachel
Wood/Anne Heche/James Tupper (and then just a very short time after this,
Anne and Jame split after years together)
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#11**
EMMY AWARDS: This foreign born A- list multiple reality host/judge was doing
a lot of extra flirting with this married A- list mostly movie actor from
a very hit network show. Our reality star was really trying to get him to
talk to her without his wife hovering. Our actor and his wife were having
no part of it.
Heidi
Klum/Sterling
K. Brown ("This Is Us")
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#12**
EMMY AWARDS: Earlier this year, this B+ list mostly television actor who
has two or three shows going right now including a big Emmy winner from last
night and a spinoff of a great show split from his wife. She got tired of
all the women in his life. He was super creepy at this after party last night.
He came with someone who moved on when she got hit on by someone younger
and more famous. Our actor was listing the shows he is on when hitting on
the women and using the most awful pickup lines.
Jeffrey
Nordling (Francia Dimase) ("Big Little Lies"/Gordon Klein, Renata's husband;
"I'm Dying Up Here"; "Salvation"; "Nashville")
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#13**
EMMY AWARDS: This late night actor looks kind of foolish when he is talking
about love and how much he cares for the actress he thinks is his girlfriend
at the same time she is having room service in a hotel with another guy she
is seeing.
Colin
Jost/Scarlett Johansson
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#14**
EMMY AWARDS: The girlfriend of this B- list celebrity offspring of at least
one permanent A lister was ruthless in the demands made to her boyfriend
last night. Each party they stayed at for just a few minutes and then would
move to the next and get their photo taken again. She wants to be everywhere.
Jaden
Smith/Odessa Adlon
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#15**
EMMY AWARDS: This very tall A-/B+ list foreign born actress is doing television
right now, but that is where most of her misses have been. None seem to make
it past season two. Last night at an after party, she said it was her night
to party with her kid(s) at home so alternated lines of coke with some
shots.
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#16**
As I have been telling you for the past few months, this former A+ list singer
turned A- lister/wannabe actress was trying to get pregnant to get out of
her tour. Unable to do so, she then went through every item in her insurance
policy to have them reimburse her for canceling her tour. They won't.
Lady
Gaga
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18 **#17**
You know who wasn't at the Emmy Awards this year? This foreign born A- list
mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show. His foreign born A- list
co-star was and the plan a few weeks ago was for the couple to be a couple.
Apparently our actor though has been getting cold feet because he still has
not told the woman he calls his girlfriend about the actress and their long
time relationship. Oh, she knows about a hookup or two, but not that the
relationship has continued for years. Our A- list actress feels like she
is doing all the heavy lifting here while the actor just hooks up with her
when it is convenient for him and he can get away with it. This is a big
deal and it wouldn't shock me if the actress says enough is enough and moves
on. Joshua Jackson
(Shafia
West)/Ruth
Wilson ("The Affair")
192. JANET
CHARLTONS HOLLYWOOD 09/19
Another one of the most famous female members of the church of Scientology
is very quietly planning to extricate herself from the organization. She
wont discuss it now and perhaps never will, but she used to be a close
friend of Leah Remini. Its a brave thing for a celebrity to do, but
this actress has been having doubts for awhile and Leahs anti-Scientology
series pushed her even farther. Longtime members have to adjust to losing
most of their friends and many business associates (assistants, managers,
accountants, nannies etc) so it takes a LOT of preparation. This will be
a huge slap in the face of David Miscavige. Juliette Lewis
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#1**
This former long time network reality star who actually has a talent and
skill has moved those to cable. Apparently she is doing such a good job,
that the person she replaced will never be invited back.
Cheryl
Burke/Abby Lee Miller ("Dance Moms")
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#2**
There has been a lot of extortion talk going on about Kevin Hart and his
accuser, but there is another claim out there that is going very very close
to the edge. This former stripper turned reality star is having her friends
create fake social media accounts and threatening her ex into giving her
way more money or there will be a lawsuit that reveals all of the family
skeletons.
Blac Chyna/Rob
Kardashian
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#3**
The record company releasing a single from these reality show winners had
to pay several hundred people to pretend they were screaming fans. As it
is, the crowd was sparse.
"Boy Band"
winner "Pretty Much"
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#4**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who is a recent Emmy
winner/nominee met multiple women who he thinks will be good candidates to
be the person he calls his girlfriend until after the Golden Globes.
Alexander Skarsgård
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#5**
I really felt kind of sorry for her. This former reality star who starred
on multiple shows for the same channel and recently had a reboot of the original
was hired to staff a swag booth during Emmy week. She basically got trolled
half the time she was there. It was unfortunate.
Jwowww
("Jersey Shore")
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#6**
Someone should probably ask this former almost A- list mostly movie actress
turned escort why she needs to cross back and forth over borders each day
for a week.
Lindsay
Lohan
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#7**
Shake things up a little. There is an A list couple that has been going out
for sometime. He cheats on her constantly but she doesn't seem to care and
we are all already tired of seeing them in the tabloids. Yawn. But wait,
each of their most recent exes have hooked up together and apparently his
ex makes her ex watch her have sex with other men. Blake Shelton/Gwen
Stefani (Miranda Lambert/Gavin Rossdale)
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#8**
The owner of one of the most popular Hollywood places to eat and be seen
not named Craig's is in deep trouble. The owner is a drug user and a gambler
and not doing well with either. It would not shock me to see the place burn
to the ground. Seriously. André Balazs "Chateau Marmont"
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#9**
This foreign born still one hit wonder spent a weekend yachting. She seemed
pretty happy with it and probably is compared to what happened last time
when she had to disappear for almost two weeks.
Iggy
Azalea
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#10**
This former commercial actress turned wannabe take what she can get
actress/former network reality star recently attended an auction with like
minded women and men. Everyone sat in a circle at dinner and bids were made
and the seating readjusted after.
Charlotte
McKinney
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#11**
This A list singer/part-time reality star has been spending more and more
time away from his wife citing business. He is not seeing anyone seriously
but never turns down an opportunity for some sex from a pickup.
Adam
Levine/Behati Prinsloo
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#12**
She has had issues with heroin before and this offspring of a foreign born
just about permanent A- list singer from work she performed back in the day
had to be rushed to a hospital last week after overdosing.
Chloe
Lattanzi (Olivia Newton-John)
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19 **#13**
Discord is such a polite word. I think of discord as someone getting into
a disagreement about whether one should use one lump of sugar or two. This
is more nasty than that, but probably not dumpster fire bad. So many moving
parts. You would think when you reach a certain age you start losing interest
in the power grab or even caring about anything other than living your life.
Not if you are this family. Apparently a close confidante was pushed out
of power by the A list offspring of a permanent A++ lister. It was done under
the guise of age but really has to do more with the offspring wanting a front
and center role for his wife. The confidante pushed out is totally against
that. Meanwhile, over on the other side of this family is the guy who basically
has never grown up and is living off anyone who will give him money. This
includes his kids who he hits up for money every month. If this were a
Shakespeare play, it would be almost time to find the permanent A++ lister
dead under mysterious circumstances.
Close
confidante: Sir Christopher Geidt
A list offspring/wife: Charles, Prince of Wales/Camilla, Duchess of
Cornwall
Permanent A++ lister: Elizabeth II, Queen of Great
Britain
Other side of the family:
Prince
Andrew, Duke of York (Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie)
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#1**
Don't believe the hype. This former A list singer in a group and solo who
is living off her name at this point doesn't want full custody. She doesn't
have time for that. She never showed up half the time when they were doing
it without court orders for the past 18 months.
Fergie
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#2**
The significant other of this Teen Mom has two good sources for the drugs
he needs. His hometown and Los Angeles. Whenever he goes anywhere else, no
matter how much he brings he runs out. Then, he tries to make do with
alternatives and thats why it is just a matter of time until a
murder/suicide happens in some random town in the next year.
Jenelle
Evans/David Eason
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#3**
I really hate to do two consecutive reality blinds but if you watch a certain
show that has an offspring on that cable channel that loves Housewives and
you still believe that one of the male stars prefers women instead of men,
you really should watch a new show. No "relationship" he has with a woman
will ever work out. The face of the company has had his fun and the line
of men is long, so very long who have also had their fun. "Vanderpump
Rules"/"Vanderpump Rules: Jax And Brittany Take Kentucky"/Jax Taylor
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#4**
I wish I could write this in his voice, but I am not that good. Anyway, this
actor is probably A-/B+ list because he has been on this network comedy for
what seems like forever. When it ends he will continue a slide down the ladder.
He was having lunch with a friend the other day when a pap came up and asked
if the actor was ready. The actor said yes, and told the friend not to worry
it would only take a second. The pap dropped a product on the middle of the
table and took some photos. He grabbed the product and walked away.
Jesse
Tyler Ferguson ("Modern Family")
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#5**
Our three named actress who was so prim and proper at the Emmy Awards was
back to her old form earlier this week. Drunk on red carpet wine, our actress
started talking out loud, loudly for all to hear that she better be nominated
for this British award because she needed a vacation and this way someone
else would pay for it.
Evan Rachel
Wood ("Westworld") (BBC America BAFTA)
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#6**
Apparently a book deal has been struck and the killer mother is going to
make a fortune. So, the PR game begins with a bunch of she is not as bad
as you think she is stories to help soften the blow.
Casey
Anthony
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#7**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner doesn't
need to doctor shop if she is really dating who the tabloids say she is dating.
She is in good hands for the various meds she requires.
Halle
Berry/Alex da Kid
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#8**
One problem when you start telling all the kneepad tabloids how you are doing
so great is it leaves you limited options when something goes wrong. There
are only so many times you can be rushed to the hospital with complications.
Selena
Gomez
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#9**
I noticed there were a whole lot of before photos of this alliterate B+ list
mostly television actress before the drinking began, but none after it started
or the end result. She had to drink more than just her usual beer so she
was a mess. Combine that with the location and it was just asking for trouble.
January
Jones ("Last Man On Earth" booze cruise)
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#10**
Are they intentionally misleading the public? It is really tough to tell.
They certainly are not being 100% truthful. Many regular respected, non kneepaddy
publications have been given enough cash to make it seem like the wigs being
worn by this A+ list reality star are her own hair. She did dye her own hair
to match the wig color, but the ads selling products make it seem as if the
wig is the star's real hair. It is at a minimum shady.
Kim
Kardashian
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#11**
This foreign born one named model/singer/reality star/drug dealer is hooking
up with her former boss again in hopes he will give her a job. That would
mean someone else would be forced out.
Tulisa/Simon
Cowell/Terry Seymour or Lauren Silverman
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/20 **#12**
Did I write about it yesterday or the day before? At this point I don't remember,
but as I said would happen, this foreign born A- list mostly television
actor/recent Emmy winner/nominee has landed a contract girlfriend through
Golden Globe season. She is no stranger to the work. Alexander
Skarsgård
218.
MR. X
09/20
OLD HOLLYWOOD
#1 - This is a follow-up to an earlier blind item. Most of you guessed wrong
about the character actor who refused to perform with any black entertainers.
I was thinking about this Oscar winner who was the first to portray a character
in a series of films, but is best remembered for an '80s sitcom that premiered
long after our character actor passed away. Anyways, during his Broadway
days the actor would regularly go to Harlem with fellow gay actors and have
his pick of the black rent boys. Hypocritical, much?
Clifton
Webb (movies: "Sitting Pretty", "Mr. Belvedere Goes to College" and "Mr.
Belvedere Rings the Bell")/TV series: "Mr. Belvedere")
#2 - They were the leading acting couple on Broadway and even did a couple of movies (they only appeared in one movie together). Heck, they even have (or did have) a theater named after them, but in their personal lives they played the biggest role of all: a married couple. Yes they were both gay and in a "lavender marriage". If you go visit their lavish Midwest estate, which they used as a vacation home/trysting spot and photo op locale, don't even bother to ask about their gay double lives because the tour guide will pull you aside and tell you to shut up. Alfred Lunt/Lynn Fontanne ("Ten Chimneys")
#3 - If you're an old movie buff, you'd definitely know who this character actress is. She had a unique name and had a southern drawl to her voice. Before she got started in showbiz, she appeared in a stag film where she was pretty much naked. Una Merkel
219.
POPBITCH
09/21
Which former UK Eurovision star has found a new hobby? He's taken to
live-streaming himself engaging in bareback sex with anonymous men. He also
has a whiteboard on show on the webcam stream, keeping tally of how many
raw bareback loads he has taken. Duncan James ("Blue")
220. MR.
X 09/21
What closeted C-list actor who you probably forgot was in a franchise, announced
his engagement to a beard that popped out of nowhere. He's been quietly talking
to that superhero show producer to see if he can get a recurring role on
one of his shows. Hence the beard.
Kellan
Lutz ("Twilight")/Brittany Gonzales
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#1**
Apparently the nonstop fighting between these two judges on this long running
network voice competition show is going to now be decided by PR teams. One
PR team is trying to make it look like the Oscar winner is a horrible person
while the other PR team is trying to make it seem like the former tweener
is the horrible person.
Jennifer
Hudson/Miley Cyrus ("The Voice")
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#2**
This celebrity offspring is trying to make it as a male model. He definitely
has the genes for it. The thing is though he is known around Malibu for being
the go to guy to get great drugs. Turns out having connections can hook you
up in different businesses.
Presley
Gerber
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#3**
Apparently this B list mostly movie actor who at one point in time had a
chance to be A+ list decided he was going to come out and marry his long
time boyfriend. That is what caused the announced "split" with his long time
significant other.
Hayden
Christensen (Rachel Bilson)
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress gets that high because of her hit
network show. Her family is worried about her because she has been struggling
with some relationship issues and gained 30-40 pounds in the past couple
of months. Her health is a big concern.
Chrissy
Metz ("This Is Us")
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#5**
This permanent A list singer is out on the road trying to make a tour work
but dancers have been quitting and others have been selling stories about
her. There has also been multiple arrests of members of the crew. The whole
thing is just a mess. Mariah Carey
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#6**
Apparently at an Emmy after party, this A+/A list mostly movie actor/part-time
director was brought to a party by his girlfriend to meet some of her co-workers.
None of them had anything nice to say about him. One of them. They said he
was a d**k and that he was angry and that he treated them like crap.
Ben
Affleck/Lindsay Shookus ("SNL")
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#7**
Left out of an interview this A list singer gave about his former "boss"
was how the two married men would find women to party and sleep with in vacant,
fully furnished apartments owned by the boss.
Marilyn
Manson (Dita Von Teese)/Jimmy Iovine (Vicki Iovine)
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#8**
This B+ list mostly movie actor has at least one decent franchise. He also
never wears his wedding ring. He says it gets in the way of his energy when
it comes to finding new women who should be a part of his life. Probably
learned that crap from that crazy group he belongs to.
Will
Smith (Scientology)
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#9**
After four years of trying to get herself sober and failing and reducing
herself to basically drugs for sex and living on couches and in drug dens,
this foreign born former A- list model/B list actress/world class athlete
has finally managed to get herself together. She has filmed a few roles this
year in straight to On Demand, but 2018 should be good for her. It has been
a long time.
Estella
Warren
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#10**
This marriage is on very shaky ground. This foreign born A list mostly movie
actor who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee has been spreading lies which
his wife has believed. I mean he has been honest with her about some really
really personal things so she believes what he says, but his latest lies
are about some people he is involved with sexually and there is just a lot
of baggage. He had his wife go to bat for him and this is all going to turn
out very badly. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#11**
Another little nugget to add to the feud of these two actors from a BBC show
all of you know. The slightly more famous of the two disliked his co-star
so much that when he was required to give a line for the lesser known actor
to respond all he would say is, "Blah blah blah, your line." It drove the
other actor crazy because he had nothing to play off at all.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman ("Sherlock")
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21 **#12**
KINDNESS: I loved the way this was written, so tried to keep it as is. Had
to delete some identifying things, but the starstruck, fun quality is still
in it. I used to work at a popular bar in a mid size city in Canada. One
Monday, a co-worker asked me to cover her shift for her, I obliged thinking
it would be an average Monday. Myself and another server were working on
our upstairs patio and it was not busy at all. We were standing around (extremely
bored), when an English man came by and took a look at our patio and menu
and asked if he could reserve it that day for a private function. I told
him that our patio is first come first serve and we don't take reservations
but if he wanted to, he could ask my manager. So he did ask my manager, and
received the same response from him. It was then that the English man said,
"I don't really like to name drop, but my client is playing at the arena
tomorrow and we will make it worth your while." Another waitress immediately
said "Oh my god, that's __________!!" And she managed to convince our manager
to close down the patio, which we never do. Myself and the other servers
were skeptical that ____________ would come by, but a few hours later, he
comes up the stairs to our patio with his whole crew and also the opening
band, _________. I could feel myself getting hot and sweaty and my heart
was pounding -- I guess you could say I was starstruck. There's just something
about seeing a person in the flesh that you only see on TV. Anyway, he walks
over to me and immediately orders around 40 Jag bombs for himself and the
whole crew. Apparently they were celebrating a crew members birthday. Myself
and another server were chosen to serve him and his party, but every other
server kept coming up to the patio to do busy work (clearing a glass or plate
here and there) just to catch a glimpse haha. He was in great spirits and
kept floating from table to table laughing and socializing with his crew.
He ordered a couple of gin and tonics with a cucumber slice from me and I
spilled a little bit on him (shaky hands -- again, starstruck). He didn't
mention it and just said "you are absolutely wonderful, sweet pea" -- a bit
of an overstatement for bringing someone a drink, but I appreciated it. It
should also be stated that his crew and the opening band, ________, were
also extremely nice -- a truly classy group. His manager definitely stuck
to his promise about making it worth our while. _______ and his crew of 40
racked up a $3000 plus bill in under two hours and tipped me and the other
server very well. I made a lot more money than I was expecting on that Monday
evening. Not only that, but we were invited to hang out with ______ and his
crew after. Our manager kindly let me and a few other servers off early so
we could party with him. We ended up bar hopping to different downtown bars
with all of our drinks paid for. _____ was nice to every single person he
spoke to (and it was a lot of people). Myself and the other servers were
invited to his concert the next day (for free). The next night myself and
the other girls got ready together and made our way to the concert. We were
treated to an amazing show. ___ is truly talented and I was so impressed
at his musicianship! It was also impressive that he could perform that well
considering he later told us that he was up partying till 5 am. Side note:
the maintenance guy who works at the restaurant was gifted with front row
seats, and he ended up proposing to his girlfriend (who has brain cancer)
during the show, which ___ acknowledged during one of his songs. After the
show, we were brought backstage where we were again treated to unlimited
free drinks. The opening band was there. ___ came later and everyone was
praising him on the awesome show he put on. It was hilarious because he started
telling a story and we were all crowding around him in a circle listening,
and the circle just kept getting smaller, and smaller, and smaller to the
point that you were fighting for your spot to be near him (oh the power of
fame). I'm not one to compete, so I backed off trying to hanging out with
____ for a while to hang out with my coworkers, the crew and the guys from
_______. We got a bit drunker and went back to one of their tour buses and
had some pizza. We came back to the backstage area and I overheard ___ telling
one of my coworkers that he was good at relationship advice but not at
relationships. So, I (possibly fueled by alcohol), decided to ask for some
advice. At the time, I had been sort of seeing this guy who I really liked
but rarely asked me to hang out -- even though we texted all day everyday
for about 2 months. I explained this situation to ___ and he said "It sounds
like you're his back up plan. Don't be a back up plan. You're too good for
that." It's completely obvious advice looking back on it, but it was just
what I needed to hear at the time. I took his advice and stopped talking
to the guy in question. I thought it was pretty cool that one of the biggest
current pop stars, who specializes in writing love songs, gave me relationship
advice. So, it was definitely a memorable Monday and Tuesday. I definitely
never thought I would be so lucky to hang out with _________ for two days
straight. I dealt with a lot of people working as a server at a bar (including
other celebrities -- none as famous as ___ though), but ____ and his crew
displayed such kindness and class that is really rare these days (unfortunately).
It really impressed me that a huge celebrity could be nicer than a lot of
"regular" people and also would treat some random waitresses to an experience
that they would never forget. So glad I decided to pick up that Monday shift!
Ed
Sheeran/Rixton
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#1**
This not even one hit wonder who really only has any kind of musical career
because of this reality family was the biggest diva this week. She acted
like she was Mariah Carey when Mariah could still move. The demands were
pages long and the organizers basically told her she could take what she
got or walk. She stayed. She can't give up any chances at all.
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#2**
Speaking of diva's, buried in the performance contract of this former A list
singer with A list name recognition is a clause that says no matter how late
she is, as long as she performs for a certain amount of time, the promoter
is responsible is for refunding patrons their money. So, yes, she could be
8 hours late, but if she performs for at least 60 minutes, nothing comes
out of her end.
Lauryn
Hill
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#3**
A no show at the premiere of a movie was the boyfriend of this former A list
mostly movie actress who probably wishes she could get those easy superhero
sidekick gigs again she once trashed. The boyfriend found someone younger
which makes me sad, because despite her foibles and her drinking, I really
like the actress.
Kirsten
Dunst
(Jesse
Plemons)
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#4**
The equally as famous sibling of this permanent A+ list athlete has not had
as much success family wise. She has suffered a half dozen miscarriages over
the years. Venus Williams
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#5**
This former B+ list syndicated actress who was never as famous as one of
her co-stars has performed the same type work though for the past decade.
Surprisingly, the lesser known has really succeeded and made well into the
mid six figures a year but now wants to be an actress again. She has been
spending some of the hard earned money on a PR team. Carmen Electra (Pamela
Anderson) ("Baywatch")
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#6**
It was always this B list mostly television actor who was headed to A list
that had the drug issues. Big drug issues. He has recovered and he has a
decent career, but not like what he had before. His celebrity girlfriend
was just some pot and wine and then turned into more pot and a bottle of
wine and now takes a bunch of pills for aches and pains she says she has
but really doesn't and washes it all down with a bottle or two of wine a
day.
Skeet
Ulrich/Rose Costa
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#7**
Considering she is working on about an hour of sleep a night, the energy
levels for this former tweener turned adult singer/actress filming a new
movie for the A lister are pretty high. The bags under the eyes though are
going to be tough to remove from screen. They give her a totally different
look than the part requires and the director actually said something about
them.
Selena
Gomez (Untitled Woody Allen Project)
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#8**
Now that she doesn't have to pretend she cares, it won't be long before this
one named singer ends up in rehab for the first time in forever. She won't
be able to stop herself from using more frequently. She tried to keep it
hidden before, but won't now. Fergie
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#9**
Always full of good cheer and a gallon of booze is this A+ list mostly movie
actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She showed off her booze
temper this week and is about to go dramatically off the rails in a bad way.
Jennifer
Lawrence
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#10**
A little out of the norm, but a movie being released soon starring this pirate
but not in a pirate role is in trouble. The movie is meh. The thing is though
it is way over budget and the producers are trying to save money on the score
and music which is causing lots of arguments and there is one school of thought
which just wants no music at all in the movie which would be interesting.
Javier
Bardem ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales")
("Mother")
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#11**
If you have some Ambien and a little meth, this still technically married
A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit, very long running network
show will hook up with you. He would prefer you probably to be a man, but
is open to all offers. Jesse Williams ("Greys Anatomy")
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#12**
Funny how two spas which catered to men in Los Angeles have been shuttered
over the past couple of weeks. One via anonymous health department complaint
and one a big fat bribe to the owner. Our closeted A list singer is willing
to listen to rumors about certain things, but others he is going to nip in
the bud before firing back.
Usher
(herpes)
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22 **#13**
Usually on Fridays if there is more than one item, than I try and number
them to have four separate items. Hence the name. I will number these as
I go, but I'm going to make it more free form and see where it goes. Just
a lot of bits and pieces that have accumulated over the past few weeks. An
unmarked car waiting in front of an apartment building every morning at 4am.
The Vancouver police noticed it because they were watching a building next
door which was rumored to contain a stash house for a bunch of drugs. Every
night this car would be there. They noticed a couple of things. It was always
there right before 4, and about half the time someone would emerge from the
building and get in the car which would then drive away. The other half the
time, no one would emerge and the car would leave at 415 empty. Last week
the police had the car pulled over about a two blocks from the building on
a morning it had pulled out empty. According to the driver of the car, he
was paid a certain sum of money every month to show up at the apartment building
at 4. He was a full time limo driver and had met this almost network B+ list
mostly television actress (#1) about a year ago. Each time she called for
a limo he was the one who was assigned to her and they established a rapport.
She explained that she often spent the night at her co-star's (#2) apartment
but never knew in advance if it would happen or not. The thing is it was
hard for her to get a cab at 4am to run by her place to get ready to go to
the set. Would our limo driver be willing? So, every morning he is there
waiting. Sticking to Vancouver, it seems that this doing another season of
the reboot A-/B+ list actress from one of the all-time ship relationships
never to go public (#3) is miserable in a new deal she signed for appearances.
The deal is with a company run by this foreign born showrunner who loves
royalty. Our actress can't stand the guy and didn't want to sleep with him
but wants roles in his shows so signed a deal to make appearances. It is
not going well and apparently he does try to sleep with her every chance
he gets. Finally, moving away from Vancouver and a network show that is finishing
its run, it was quite the surprising thing to see this actor (#4) from the
show on the arm of another woman/not his wife (#5) other than the co-star
(#6) from the show. For the past few months, things have seemed to have been
cooling off. This just was further proof that this ship couple everyone wanted
to have emerge in public just might never have that day. They are both moving
on from the show soon and from the looks of it, he is moving on now rather
than later.
#1: Emily Bett Rickards
#2: Stephen Amell
Show: "Arrow"
#3: Gillian Anderson (David Duchovny)
Show: "The X-Files"
Showrunner:
Peter
Morgan
#4: Tony Goldwyn (Jane Musky)
#5: Kerry Washington
#6:
Huma
Abedin
Show: "Scandal"
246. MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 09/22
Blind Item! A popular-ish couple on a popular-ish NBC drama series is getting
hitched this season.
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/23 *#1**
After just seeing this reclusive A- list reality star just twice, this escort
says she was offered a $75K car if she would be willing to just spend a night
or two with him. Apparently most escorts don't want to stay longer than
necessary.
Rob
Kardashian
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/23 **#2**
This kind of forgotten member of this former A+ list tweener family group
who was just as popular as the rest of them is getting some pressure. The
pressure is coming from his wife who wants to move to LA so she can do more
things in front of the camera even if he doesn't want to.
Kevin
Jonas/Danielle Deleasa
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/23 **#3**
Things have been going great for this B list mostly movie actress from the
vampire franchise. Her career was in a steady at least I'm earning money
kind of phase and the love life was stable. Now? The future husband and her
have been having big issues. In the past it has been because of her faithfulness.
This time though it has to do with a brief fling she had and testimony she
doesn't want to give.
Ashley
Greene ("Twilight") (Paul Khoury) (sued by neighbors for fire in her apartment
while with Ryan Phillippe)
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/23 **#4**
Apparently what was holding back this nearly dead former tweener from heading
into rehab is that he is too Hollywood. He wanted to go to rehab as part
of a show or make some money off it. He definitely wanted to film it.
Aaron
Carter
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/23 **#5**
I noticed the tabloids this morning are all being perfectly quiet about this
rapper who shot up the fame ladder almost overnight hooking up with two women
last night. Maybe they want a payoff or an exchange later. Maybe they are
afraid of the momager. This is going to be a mess.
Kylie
Jenner/Travis Scott
252. MR.
X 09/24
The real father of this mostly TV comedic actress' baby isn't that
politician/possible presidential candidate, it's that former costar/sometime
boyfriend. The reason she's pulling a January Jones is that her family isn't
happy about her being pregnant and unmarried. Mindy Kaling/Cory Booker/B.J
Novak
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/24 **#1**
Before you know it, this important charity will be nothing more than a way
for sponsors to make money and promote their products. The main event of
the charity is the highlight of this film festival. A new group wants to
exploit the name for their own gain and don't really care if money raised
goes to charity or not. They want the name.
amfAR (Cannes
Film Festival in May 2015)
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/24 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring is only
that high because she is on a regular show for the first time. She must really
feel validated though when the producers are always talking about her parents
and to make sure she brings one of her parents to events and red carpets
whenever she can.
Rumer Willis
(Demi Moore and Bruce Willis) ("Empire")
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/24 **#3**
I know she doesn't believe in divorce. I get she is really traditional. At
some point though, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner should realize it looks really strange that she is never with her
husband. Ever. Everyone knows her marriage is deeply in trouble but she is
afraid how it will look publicly. She doesn't want anyone to know she failed.
Natalie Portman/Benjamin Millepied
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/24 **#4**
The thing is, certain fans of this foreign born A list dual threat actor
want nothing more for him than to leave his wife. The problem is, they watch
him so closely and report on every single move that he can't even secretly
visit lawyers or others who might assist him with that because reports then
leak out which his wife looks for everyday. The fans that want him gone have
essentially trapped him unless he just makes one big bold move. It is not
how he operates though.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#1**
I know it is a vacation and all, but a couple of things. This Teen Mom paid
for all of it and right now her cash flow situation is not great, Second,
she has been wasted drunk almost the whole time she has been there which
is probably not the best idea.
Amber Portwood
(Andrew
Glennon)
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#2**
This A list talent in a very specialized field translated the skill into
multiple reality shows and a lucrative side gig. Her boyfriend does some
good things, but she has given him several six figure "loans" which she is
never going to get back.
Kat
Von D
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#3**
This former A+ list tweener has been trying to split from his foreign born
actress girlfriend for weeks. Every time he starts though she breaks down
and he backs off. I think this is why he used to break up with people by
text. Joe
Jonas/Sophie Turner
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#4**
This former A list singer in a group and for a flash in the pan as solo has
been told by her PR people she needs to show a different side of her, hence
the oh, look, I can be a great mom photo. Too many missed weekends and visits
to make up in one day.
Fergie
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#5**
Once again, this foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a middling
network show has made more people dislike her. A charity event. She was asked
to do something and said yes. Tons of other celebs came in and did their
piece and were happy. Not our actress. It was one thing after the other until
there were five or six crew members just trying to make her happy.
Priyanka
Chopra (Global Citizen Festival)
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#6**
This hanging on to A list singer with a not very successful tour or album
spent her after show time partying with a stripper/porn star and some lines
of coke. Our singer loves her coke but usually parties with people she knows.
No one knows how she knows the stripper/porn star.
Katy
Perry
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#7**
A reporter started asking questions to this foreign born permanent A list
model about her husband. This was a public event and the model was there
to promote something she was selling, but she just abruptly left.
Claudia
Schiffer/Matthew Vaughn (book signing)
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#8**
Who knows if things are on the rocks or if this is the way this A- list mostly
movie actress from an acting family expects things to be. Her A- list mostly
movie actor boyfriend has been seeing a few women he calls his "extras" and
apparently is not really shy or discreet about it. Interesting relationship.
Rooney
Mara/Joaquin Phoenix
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#9**
This Housewife is making it look like she is on the ground in Mexico or doing
some kind of hands on assisting for the earthquake there. Why she couldn't
just ask for money is beyond me. She always likes to make people think she
is doing more than is reality.
Bethenny
Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#10**
Not only is this very unique foreign born singer being groomed by this A
list producer and A list manager to be a replacement for all their pop singer
troubles, she is also helping them out by hooking up with, at their request
a man who can finance their new record label/management/streaming service
they want to establish.
Singer being groomed:
A list producer:
A list manager: Scooter Braun
Pop singer troubles: Justin Beiber
New service:
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#11**
The music business has turned a new kind of sketchy. First, we had the rigged
streams and now there is a widespread fake sales epidemic. One label has
learned how to rig the ballot box so to speak and is making it look like
their song is number one when it is nowhere close.
Cardi
B "Bodak Yellow"
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#12**
You would think this foreign born A+ list designer would be nicer to her
offspring. Nope. The designer is embarrassed because she thinks the offspring
is too heavy. Guess we know why their history has been so turbulent.
Silvia
Venturini Fendi/Anna Fendi;
Diane
von Furstenberg/Princess Tatiana von Furstenberg
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25 **#13**
While I have a lot of San Juan stories, I'm not sure how many of them you
will really care about because very few of them involve anyone who is a
celebrity. Over the past couple of weeks I have watched as a lot of the places
I have spent a great deal of time have been destroyed. You get the feeling
there is an out of sight out of mind kind of element to what is going on.
No one seemingly cares about what is going on in the Caribbean, especially
Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands. Did you know the French President
flew all the way from Paris to St. Martin/St Barths to make sure things were
happening and they felt they were being paid attention to. The people of
Puerto Rico and US Virgin Islands should not have to worry their country
is abandoning them. Right now at least it feels like they are. To a happier
time. This was back in the day. It was before the blog started. Not long
before it, but definitely predates it. I had wanted to see the still new
Coliseo in San Juan and had bugged this A list singer from the island to
get me some tickets when he performed there. Of course he picked the high
season to perform so every room was ridiculously expensive. I ended up crashing
with someone from his band. One thing about this singer is that he is super
private about his personal life and his family. They are not being splashed
all over tabloids. I am calling him A list and he is probably actually A+
list in the Spanish speaking market and definitely is the A++ list king of
a genre too. This was right when he was hitting it big. Super big. Prior
to that, we would run into each other at clubs that had 50 people there.
Now? Well, he was selling out this venue. I have seen a lot of venues that
were electric, but this was a hometown guy playing in front of a psyched
crowd and that was a show that still gives me tingles and goosebumps thinking
about it. Anyway, after the show we went to a casino. Nothing fancy. No private
section. We just wanted to get a drink and the place we picked had a casino.
We aren't planning on gambling, but where we were seated was maybe two or
three feet from a roulette table. We had been talking and he was buzzing
after the show and he asked if we should put a buck down on the table. I
said a buck each and we have to agree on the number. So, we did. We put the
two bucks on 8. This was just something to do. We were still at the bar actually
and he had leaned over a partition and given the money to the dealer. The
next thing you know, the number comes up. We win about $70. Something like
that. We are excited, and in the excitement, he spilled a drink on the bar.
No big deal. He is looking down and moving things out of the way and the
bartender comes to help and the next thing you know, we realized we forgot
to take the money off the table. Well, it stayed there and the number that
came up was an 8. Yeah, so now we are up to $2500. What had been we can't
believe we had forgotten was now $2500. Well, there was no way we were leaving
that money on the table. We both wanted our half and I knew I could actually
get a room for the night. We get our chips and are bringing them back around
the partition to the bar when the ball stopped rolling again. On the 8. Honestly,
we laughed ourselves silly crying but didn't care we had picked up the chips.
I think about happy we were that night and how happy I have been on other
nights in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands and other islands there and
wonder how many people are happy right now and when they will be happy again.
Ricky Martin
270. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/25
This former A lister, best known for her looks and not her brain, is attempting
to reinvent herself (and revitalise her career) as a serious philanthropist
and thinker. Dont expect it to work out.
Pamela
Anderson (Julian Assange)
271. MID-DAY
09/26
A few weeks ago, a long-legged young Bolly actress is said to have made quite
an impact on one of the world's most famous international hip-hop artists,
from Canada. "They both happened to be dining (on separate tables) at the
same high-end Chinese restaurant in London, when the pretty actress caught
the eye of the international musician and his entourage by chance," says
a source. "He found her exotic looking and asked the server who she was,
and was informed that she was a Bollywood star. One thing led to another
and they ended up partying together and have got quite close, managing to
stay away from the paparazzi until now. And how did he know it was more than
a passing fling? "He has over 30 million followers on social media," said
the source, "but has started following her." That settles it then, we suppose.
Athiya
Shetty/Drake
272. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/26
You might associate politicians with Washington or London, but you might
not be associating either place with this A list politician in the future.
Apparently theyre moving out of the way to somewhere the media wont
bother them. I hear their spouse hasnt agreed just yet, so it might
not be a democratic decision.
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#1**
This A list athlete/entertainer in his corner of the world who has branched
out to B list mostly movie actor is cheating on his celebrity significant
other while she is busy working on a new project.
John
Cena/Nikki Bella ("Dancing With the Stars")
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#2**
This permanent A list singer wants someone from her family to go into the
family business. She used to think it would be her eldest son but he said
no. She wants a new generation so her name will go on for many years after
her death. Oh, and thinks she can make some money in the meantime.
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#3**
This very wealthy network reality star who is currently being featured on
multiple shows has a new companion for herself every night. She says she
gets easily bored and likes to change things up. Barbara Corcoran ("Shark
Tank" and "Dancing With the Stars")
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#4**
This way under age B-/C+ list singer who is way down the ladder of fame in
her family and still not legal to vote by a long shot was downing shots and
hitting the bong hard this weekend with guys twice her age.
Noah Cyrus
(2017 Daytime Village Presented by Capital One At The iHeartRadio Music
Festival)
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#5**
Probably not what you want to happen before you are basically locked away
for a year making a really big sequel with a bunch of parts, but the lead
actor in the movie has a really big drug issue which is going to wreak havoc
on production.
Sam
Worthington ("Avatar 2, 3, 4, 5")
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#6**
Literally the only time her husband does not cheat on this former A-/B+ list
mostly television actress who now does more things behind the cameras who
all of you know is if she is with him. Otherwise, he cheats and she puts
up with it. She keeps hoping he will change but he doesn't. I'm tired of
writing about it here. Eva Longoria/José Bastón
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#7**
As he is aging, this permanent A list actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee but lately has been killing it on almost television has settled
down and divides his time between just two boyfriends and is not really shy
about being out in public with them. It doesn't mean he is ever going to
come out though. Kevin Spacey ("House of Cards" and "Gore" Vidal biopic
on Netflix)
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#8**
For those of you who long for the day when the foreign born former superhero
gets back together with his A list mostly movie actress ex there was some
news about them. They were supposed to meet out of the country this past
weekend on a date set back several months ago but she bailed. He still showed
up. She said she canceled because of a new movie she is promoting but she
could have been there.
Andrew
Garfield/Emma Stone ("Battle of the Sexes")
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#9**
Why yes, that was this female A list daytime talk show host not named Ellen
meeting with a divorce lawyer yesterday.
Wendy
Williams
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#10**
I told you last week how upset this foreign born A- list mostly television
actress from a hit pay cable show was at her co-star. She felt like he was
using her. This latest news is not going to make her feel any better. He
better watch out for his cod piece.
Emilia
Clarke/Kit Harrington (engagement to Rose Leslie)
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor is old. Super old.
He is working his cranky tail off though because he thinks there is a role
for him in a franchise of which he has been a part of the past decade or
more. He is going to be crushed if they tell him no, which is the way things
are leaning.
Sean Connery
("Indiana Jones")
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#12**
Our former member of that A list foreign boy band that is no longer has quite
the PR team, but no one is buying the faux romances any longer. Just give
it up and come out already.
Harry
Styles ("One Direction")
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26 **#13**
Over the past couple of weeks this former girlfriend of a former A+ list
mostly movie actor has been speaking out about him. He is probably B+ list
now and all of you know him. Apparently he stopped making payments to her
about three years earlier than they agreed to and she is ticked. She also
says she is in occasional touch with his current girlfriend and things have
not changed all that much. She says she started dating the multiple Oscar
nominee/winner when she was legal but she wouldn't say when they started
hooking up. She did say that the first time they had sex was in her bedroom
and her parents were having a dinner party downstairs. Our actor was friends
with the parents and had been sneaking drinks to the teen for most of the
night. She says the sex lasted a couple of minutes and afterwards that she
should thank him for taking an interest in her. Over the next few years they
dated and lived together. She says that when his career was going well that
things were good and he was in a good mood. When he would go without getting
a part for a month or two or things were going bad financially he would take
it out on her. Beatings were infrequent, but occurred. She says she was used
all the time as a party favor and to get producers to sign the actor to a
movie. She was the one sent out late at night in a cab to buy drugs for them.
She is not sure how she was not killed or raped doing that. She says he would
send her at least once every few weeks when his dealer would be unavailable.
She says she knew if they were going to dinner with "friends" it meant she
would be going home with one of the friends and that when she got back home
she used to have sex with the actor while she described the earlier sex and
that if he did not get a job offer a day or two after she had sex with the
friend he would get violent and accuse her of not trying her hardest. When
they would go on vacation it was her job to find other women for threesomes
and often she would then be told to go wait in the bar or lobby while he
had solo time with the other woman. Even with all of this though she was
crushed when he split with her. He said that she was getting too old and
too stale and boring and he wanted someone more "fresh."
Actor:
James Woods
Current girlfriend: Kristen Baugness
Past girlfriend: Ashley Madison
286. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/27
Major talk of this record label dropping a former A list talent after a
disappointing last album. Cant say much more, but you should be able
to figure it out from that.
Fergie
287. MR.
X 09/27
When I first read the headlines about this talk show host's spouse cheating,
I was skeptical. Because they have a "business arrangement" marriage similar
to Beyonce and Jay-Z. So I did some digging and wasn't surprised to find
out that this was a publicity stunt, orchestrated by the talk show host and
her husband plus this overseas newspaper who is trying to break into the
TV entertainment news game. The mistress in question is actually a PA for
the talk show host and before that she was a dancer in music videos. I know
you're thinking.. what about that love nest apartment? Well, the husband
actually bought that for him and his wife, not the mistress. Miss Talk Show
Host then called the paparazzi to descend on her when she entered the studio
to work right after the (fake) headlines broke. Also that initial-named rapper
and his wife are in on it as well. She is a master of publicity stunts, always
has been.
Wendy
Williams/Kevin Hunter/T.I./Tiny
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#1**
Apparently this permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group was
using natural drugs for some shaman ceremonies. This in turn led him to believe
he could use stronger drugs again which was idiotic. Now he is hooked again.
Steven
Tyler ("Aerosmith")
(movie
"Happy Birthday")
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#2**
Speaking of bad mistakes by people who should know better after many strikes,
this former A list mostly television actress from multiple hit shows is back
on the pill and booze train. It feels like it has been a decade of her going
to rehab and then hooked again.
Heather
Locklear
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#3**
I love how the closeted mogul with the multiple gigs in front of and behind
the cameras has his PR team leaking stories to the tabloids about his busy
schedule and how that is the reason he and the woman he calls his girlfriend
probably will split.
Ryan
Seacrest/Shayna Taylor
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#4**
This cable reality star from a bar show which is way more popular than it
really should be recently talked her way out of a drug arrest. She told friends
she convinced the detective she wasn't selling the drugs (which she was)
but just using. He mad her dump them on the ground and let her off with a
warning. Kristen Doute ("Vanderpump Rules")
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#5**
Apparently this foreign born former A list singer from a very successful
manufactured group turned reality star is banned from one of the luxury Middle
East airlines because she was busted doing coke in the bar/lounge area but
also again in her first class cabin.
Mel B ("Spice
Girls")
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#6**
This one named singer has been seeing guys for a year so I don't understand
why the former A lister is being coy when being asked about relationships
after her recent breakup.
Fergie
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#7**
This foreign born almost permanent A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple
Academy Award winner/nominee is trying to finish press for her new movie
before announcing a split from her husband. Kate Winslet/Ned Rocknroll
("The Mountain Between Us")
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#8**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is
an Academy Award winner and a mom almost as famous had dirty drug needles
in his hotel room while on a vacation with mom.
Hooper
Jack Penn (Sean Penn)/Robin Wright (Paris Fashion Week)
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie star lives where he lives b/c he likes raping
pre-teen/early teen girls. He calls it mentoring.
Steven
Seagal (Russia)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#10**
This B list mostly television actress went from one canceled network show
to a new one for this fall. The married actress is trying to fight against
the release of a sex tape she made the year before she got married.
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#11**
This former A list musician who dated some big A listers including at the
time an A+ list mostly movie actress is not named Lyle Lovett. Anyway, our
musician who started an A list group with an A list singer he dated has three
women who live with him and worship him. It is a new religion and it is the
strangest thing ever. Downtown LA loft and he has a temple.
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/27 **#12**
#1 - This A- list mostly television actor who only gets that high because
of his hit network show which is the first big thing he has done since a
hit network show for the same network not that long ago has a strange kink.
While he is filming he likes to keep a woman tied to the bed in his trailer
and when he feels the need he comes back to the trailer and has sex with
her. He unties her at the end of the day of filming.
#2 - You have heard of Tarantino's love of feet, but this recent Emmy winner/nominee for this so far one season pay cable show apparently pays women to lick pudding and yogurt off their toes and feet. Jeffrey Wright ("Westworld")
#3 - This foreign born married A-/B+ list mostly television actress was a recent Emmy winner/nominee for her almost television show which is based on a real person. Anyway, last year she purchased a chastity belt and decided to wear it to see what it would be like. Apparently the key wouldn't work so she went to a hardware store while on a lunch break and had to buy some cutters for the lock. The thing is though, she wasn't sure which would be strong enough so was going in and out of the restroom at the hardware store until she found the right one. Claire Foy ("The Crown")
300. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 09/28
Production is underway and the rumours about this A list directors
behaviour are already rampant with several sources claiming hes a nightmare
to work with. Im already hearing some bizarre stories about his foul
treatment of cast and crew. Hopefully a good book comes out of this. James
Cameron ("Avatar 2, 3, 4 & 5")
301.
POPBITCH
09/28
British blog: Which well-loved TV star didn't do much to endear herself to
one runner who brought a plate of biscuits to the set floor? The star picked
up a handful and threw them at the poor messenger, screaming "I'M OFF
GLUTEN!"
Mandy
Moore ("This Is Us")
302. MR.
X 09/28
So it looks like he's performing at that big event next year after all. He
had only one request though, that the other party in that infamous incident
make a surprise appearance. No word yet on whether the event's producers
agreed to his terms. What is being discussed quietly is that the latter performer
headline the event in 2019 by herself. Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson
("Super Bowl LII" halftime)
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#1**
One of these Housewives has multiple shows and is better known. Apparently
she got upset at a fellow Housewife in the same city for calling out exactly
what is true. The first Housewife does try and make deals for a family member
and takes a cut of the gate so to speak.
Housewife
with multiple shows: Kim Zolciak Biermann ("Dont Be Tardy" and "Real
Housewives of Altanta")
Fellow Housewife: Kenya Moore ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
Remark and family member: 'Worry about pimping your daughter out, bitch!'
(Kims daughter Brielle)
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#2**
This A list talk show host used to be an escort back in the day. Wendy
Williams
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#3**
This New York Housewife got hammered at a party and started yelling at her
kid. Not pleasant to watch.
Sonja Morgan
(Quincy Adams Morgan)
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#4**
She just can't stay away from the booze. The good news is this foreign born
former A list singer from an all female group turned reality judge stayed
away from hard drugs. She did get wasted. The only reason she stayed away
from the hard stuff is because of a foreign born celebrity offspring of a
permanent A lister. Everyone knows the B- list offspring sells stories to
the tabloids about other stars in exchange for the tabloids not writing about
or telling her parents about her drug use.
Mel
B/Kelly
Osbourne ("Face Forward 8th Annual Gala")
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#5**
This former A+ list tweener who certainly made a splash online at one point
in her career is B list now. She has also been quietly seeing someone who
is not her long time boyfriend.
Vanessa
Hudgens/Austin Butler
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#6**
This A list reality star should watch out for two things. Her boyfriend enjoys
other women and men more than her. The crazy thing he is the relative of
someone who booked her for "modeling." Kylie Jenner/Travis Scott
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#7**
She is not foreign born but everyone assumes this A list dual threat actress
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and an Emmy winner/nominee was born
outside the country. She has spent six figures this year to try and get some
titles from Kneepads. She will be ticked if it does not pay off.
Nicole
Kidman ("People")
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#8**
You know who has kicked booze since early summer? This foreign born almost
permanent A list television actor who had a long running television show
and loves a good pirate movie.
Keifer
Sutherland
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#9**
This Teen Mom traded sex for pap photos. She didn't want to pay the fee because
it was an out of the way kind of gig so traded sex.
Farrah
Abraham (in Greece)
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#10**
Trouble in paradise. Over the past week or two, there has been a lot of
infighting between the widow and the social media employee. Apparently the
social media employee has not been paid for work as promised and has also
never signed an NDA. This could get explosive. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris
Cornell)/Clare OBrien
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28 **#11**
This B+ list mostly television actress who was in a long running hit network
show that still airs is realizing maybe she should have followed the golden
rule of shows and never walk away from a hit. No one is hiring her. No one
is calling her. So, basically she is trying to make herself a series regular
on her old show again.
Kim
Raver (Dr. Teddy Altman "Greys Anatomy")
314.
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LAWYER 09/28 **#12**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: GET ME THE LIBRARIAN: She wasn't really a librarian. She was
an actress. Probably almost A list at her peak. The thing is though she loved
books and generally had a handful with her at all times. So, to those closest
to her she was called the librarian. It was also a code word. No one used
her name out loud when they wanted something else for her. Her peak was during
silent films. She worked with nothing but A+ listers and was always by their
side. Besides being a decent actress, she also had connections in the medical
industry. Those connections allowed her to be almost the only source of cocaine
in Hollywood. Besides being the only source for cocaine, she provided a service
no one else did. She would come to the studio or the home of a star and have
them lie down. She would then personally supervise the injecting of cocaine
into their body. While the star enjoyed the effects of the drug, our actress
would stay there reading a book or talking to them or whatever else they
needed. When the rush ended, our actress would collect her fee and exit.
Oh, and just because she was tiny and beautiful didn't mean you could get
away without paying. Between her gun and her bodyguard, everyone paid or
they ended up in the hospital. A couple of people ended up dead. One person
who ended up dead was not even her fault, but it ruined her career in front
of the cameras and as a dealer. She tried to make a comeback a few years
later as an actress and had some success, but her husband was jealous of
the attention so she stopped. She died a short time later.
Mabel
Normand
315.
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LAWYER 09/29 **#1**
This married NJ Housewife is going on almost one year that she has been seeing
a guy. He was married when they started seeing each other. Now he is separated
and wants the same from her. A year ago when I first told you about him,
he lived out here in LA. Now, he has a place in NYC.
Teresa
Giudice ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#2**
This late night talk show host was at a party last night and showing someone
some photos on his phone. One of the swipes led to a video of another guy
naked and pleasuring himself. The host kept trying to move the screen but
for a good five seconds, it was quite the show.
Andy Cohen
("Watch What Happens Live") ("New York City Ballet's 2017 Fall Fashion
Gala")
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#3**
This A-/B+ list alliterate actress who is on a hit almost television show
is married but was telling people her husband moved out in the past couple
of weeks. The actress had been seeing someone who works on her show.
Michelle
Monaghan ("The Path")
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#4**
Apparently this iconic former A list mostly television actress who has switched
to A-/B+ list movie roles doesn't want to split from her cheating husband.
Why? She doesn't want a million tabloid covers repeating her life from a
decade ago.
Jennifer
Aniston/Justin Theroux (Brad Pitt divorce)
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#5**
This former A list reality star who ALL of you know wishes she had a reality
show again. Her famous family keep on keeping on. Meanwhile, our former reality
star spends her nights at her place with a rotating group of female strippers
she calls to keep her company.
Caitlyn
Jenner ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#6**
Don't be surprised if you see the widow debuting a new boyfriend prior to
Halloween. Apparently things are becoming more difficult to hide.
Crystal
Hefner Harris (Hugh Hefner); Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#7**
The husband of this B+ list mostly television actress who was last spotted
on this long running network hit runs a branch of a charity. He has been
skimming from it for years to keep his lifestyle going.
322.
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LAWYER 09/29 **#8**
Don't believe the hype. There will be another sequel. As I said, the "star"
of the series wants to be paid more than any actress ever. As long as she
reaches that number, it will happen. They are closer than you think.
Sarah
Jessica Parker ("Sex and the City")
323.
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LAWYER 09/29 **#9**
This former get naked celebrity turned reality star turned get naked celebrity
turned just a celebrity got dumped by her husband for a rich younger woman
which might be one of the reasons she is reluctant to be seen the past few
days.
Holly
Madison
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#10**
Do you remember that foreign born singer who the former vampire dated before
she came out of the closet? Basically she pushed the former vampire out of
the closet. Well, that same singer has been hooking up with the alliterate
closeted model the past week or so. Wonder if she will also get shoved out
of the closet.
Foreign born singer: Soko
Former vampire: Kristen Stewart
Closet model: Karlie Kloss
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#11**
This almost network superhero not named Arrow is having some PR issues. His
company tells him to do one thing, but he then goes out and listens to another
PR company who has him buying followers and likes on social media. He also
can't get his story straight about the girlfriend. I wrote about them before.
He cheated all the time but thinks getting married will keep him faithful.
The thing is though, in a very important major purchase, he has excluded
her. Grant
Gustin (Andrea 'LA' Thoma) ("The Flash")
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#12**
Apparently the pressure is really mounting for the husband of this former
B+ list singing actress from that canceled ensemble show. His family wants
to know if he is bearding for his wife and on the other side her long time
girlfriend thinks they should come out and get married to each other. The
actress will never do it. Not with that family of hers. Dianna Agron
("Glee")/Winston Marshall/Kyle Hotchkiss Carone
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29 **#13**
Remember that A+ list politician I told you about before? The one who had
the tryst in Florida? Yeah the closeted politician. Well, in the past week
he was in the midwest and got to see someone he has not had the chance to
see in almost a year. They used to meet once a week when the wife of the
politician would go play bridge. This time the politician had to meet with
him during a two hour break in the schedule which had originally been listed
as a meet and greet with local politicians. There was never going to be a
meet and greet but it gave a nice space for them to see each other. Apparently
there was only some touching. Nothing sexual. Our politician doesn't want
to take that chance. The other man has moved on and shared this with a couple
of people probably thinking it wouldn't get out. He was wrong.
Mike
Pence (Indianapolis International Airport)
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/30 **#1**
Apparently a few years ago before he went to jail for something else, this
MTV reality star earned that creepy nickname. He was investigated for molesting
two children under the age of 5 but their mother wouldn't cooperate with
police.
Vincent
Don Vito Margera
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/30 **#2**
This very tall former A/A- list mostly movie actress was on the red carpet
with the ex of this probable 2020 presidential candidate. The ex had no idea
the tall actress had formerly bedded her ex husband.
Uma
Thurman/Gavin Newsom (Lieutenant Governor of California)/Kimberly
Guilfoyle
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/30 **#3**
Studios are finally listening. It took a bazillion dollar budget to see it,
but this foreign born A/A- list Academy Award winner was given her own movie
and she is just boring. Her lethargic performance ruins what could have been
a good movie.
Alicia
Vikander ("Tomb Raider")
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/30 **#4**
This still a teen celebrity offspring of permanent A listers got burned by
the B+ list mostly movie actress again. They were supposed to go out so he
went by her place. She was there hungover and wasted from a night of drugs
and booze with a guy old enough to be her dad. Brooklyn Beckham\Chloe
Grace Moretz
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/30 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor who has a domestic and international
show simultaneously and not named Matt LeBlanc went on a rage on set this
week at all his fellow cast mates for letting him down. The reviews on his
new show are awful and it is all because of them.
Jeremy
Piven ("Wisdom of the Crowd")
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