NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.


None of the C list kids in this A list family are speaking to the A list parents. ‘Too much freedom,’ says the source. ‘It’s been exercised in the worst way.’ I don’t think any of us saw the mom and dad winning awards for their parenting, but we didn’t predict that it would get this bad this fast. Rumer, Tallulah Belle, and Scout LaRue Willis (Bruce Willis/Demi Moore)

This former network reality star is trying to blackmail her way back on the show after a multiple season absence. She is really getting desperate. Karina Smirnoff ("Dancing Withe the Stars")

Don’t believe the hype this Teen Mom/Teen Mom 2 star is trying to sell. She knew exactly what she was doing when she got pregnant. Her story is crap but she thought it sounded good when another cast mate said the same type thing so decided to give it a go herself. Kailyn Lowry

Apparently this first bunch of blinds is going to be all reality. This southern California Housewife is wrong by about a factor of 3 on the number of women this husband of a Housewife is cheating on his wife with. And that is just currently. Meghan King Edmonds/former baseball player Jim Edmonds ("Real Housewives of Orange County")

This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress married to an A lister takes 5-10 photos every few days in a variety of outfits and products and then has her people try and sell the photos to tabloids with a copy to the companies she is wearing or using. She wants to be the face of a big company or designer because she thinks it will be way easier than acting with just as much money in her pocket. Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)

I guess when this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee got another woman pregnant was the final straw for his wife. At that point she was just feeling humiliated. Casey Affleck/Summer Phoenix

To really take things a step further on a project where the crew already hate her, this former beard/B+ list actress has decided to bring her pets to the set without asking anyone if it is ok that she do so. Should be interesting. Olivia Munn ("Six")

This still fairly newly married former Disney star has been hitting on his co-star in a recent project. She has also spent some time working for the Mouse House. Corbin Bleu (Sasha Clements)/Dove Cameron (live performances of the musical "MAMMA MIA!" at the Hollywood Bowl)

This B+ list mostly television actress who stars in a very hit network show that is entering its second season is madly in love with her boyfriend but he cheats on her all the time. He just likes being with her for the fame perks and she pays for everything too. Mandy Moore/Taylor Goldsmith ("Dawes" band); Chrissy Metz/"This Is Us" cameraman Josh Stancil

This aging permanent A list singer who is someone all of you know told his long time significant other that she is playing with fire and there are plenty of very young women who would be willing to take her place. Apparently he is not happy with the frequency of their sex life. Lionel Richie/Lisa Parigi

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
I’m always amused when people think this former A+ list mostly movie actress has turned a new leaf and won’t be a big pain any longer. She gives a coherent interview or appears on a panel and everyone says isn’t she nice. Then, she shows up at work on a set and within a week the entire crew is raging. Writers and producers and the director try to find a way to reduce her part and get her out of there as quickly as possible like on her most recent project. The rest of her showbiz family has their own quirks but not the dislike this actress generates almost everywhere she goes. Ashley Judd ("Berlin Station")

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#11**
I’m really interested to see how this A list director reacts when he finds out his A+ list mostly movie actress girlfriend is sleeping with her actor ex. It should be epic. Darren Aronofsky/Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#12**
How do you make it look like you are still a couple? Well, if you are this pay cable star you get that alliterate kneepadding website to post what you want them with the headline you want. As kiss butt as they are even they couldn’t really talk about the "relationship" because it is nonexistent. Kit Harington ("Game of Thrones")/Rose Leslie

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#13**
This former commercial model turned reality star turned wannabe actress is being accused of stealing from her yachting client this past week. Charlotte McKinney

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#14**
#1 – This A list reality star who has been in our lives for much longer than we want was forced into our lives because of her kids. She has got to the point now where she can’t even remember the lies she tells from year to year about some of them. Kate Gosselin

#2 – This parched with thirst former C list reality star who has gone from one celebrity boyfriend to the next looking for fame might have finally found the perfect fit. A foreign born former A-/B+ list mostly television actor. He is best known for that long running almost network hit which has been in talks to reboot. Our actor, is more of a guy who likes other men. However, for the sake of his career he is more than happy to fake it with a woman. She is on board too – until something better comes along. Jessica Serfaty (Joe Jonas and Niall Horan) ("America's Next Top Model")/Ed Westwick ("Gossip Girl")

#3 – It is not like this foreign born A list rapper is old. I don’t understand why she recently had more work done to her face and body. Look at a photo of her from a decade ago and compare it to now and she must be 50% plastic at this point. Nicki Minaji

PART ONE: There are two fired housewives who are doing the most right now. So am going to go ahead and give two blind items tonight as word is leaking out. In this blind item a fired housewife is furiously blowing up Andy Cohen’s phone. Word is he is ready to block her. She shows up at his office when he is in town to plead her case. I’m sure we will hear all about it in his next book. I’ve heard that this former housewife tried and failed to get Twitter behind her to rally for her return. The problem is that she doesn’t have a fan base and the multiple manufactured Twitter accounts fell flat. Andy is well and truly done and she will not be on Bravo again ever due to her crazed pleas. The big brother photo above is not really a clue, it just came up when I pulled up my blinds photos. Anyway, things may escalate to the TMZ level soon which is why I am telling you now when I want to be watching Big Brother After Dark. Wait and Watch. And I have one more fired housewife blind tonight… coming up next. Phaedra Parks ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")

PART TWO: In addition to this fired housewife gone wild, this fired housewife has opted to collect a bunch of former housewives for a charity event. However, the actual motivation is to make a sizzle real in an attempt to get back on TV. Even fired housewives from other countries and people from a now defunct Bravo show will be there. This fired housewife is so desperate to be on TV that she is flying women in from around the globe and paying for her own film crew. ALLEGEDLY. While we are all clamoring for a show where housewives from all franchises come together for a very special Scary Island event, this cast of misfits and rejects is not exactly what we were hoping for. It’s just another failed attempt to get back on Bravo… or Foxtel… or ANYWHERE. Sad. This housewife has more important things to concern herself with. Jill Zarin ("Real Housewives of New York City") (International Thyroid Oncology Group at Jill’s 5th Annual Luxury Luncheon in Southhampton)

This A list actor is obsessed with taking selfies to evaluate how he looks, according to a source familiar with him. The obsession has reportedly led to the actor having several plastic surgeries because of his appearance in snapshots, and he rarely leaves the house without approving of how he looks in a selfie. ‘Sometimes you’ll catch him taking pictures of himself,’ the source elucidates. ‘If his facial expression shows disappointment or sadness, then he’ll make a quick excuse to leave.’ Brad Pitt; Bradley Cooper

This former Hills star who went on to other things before running into a wall of real life yelled at a waiter for two solid minutes and complained to a manager while she was on vacation because the waiter brought her the wrong kind of juice. Audrina Patridge

For three days straight this Academy Award winning actor had lunch and dinner with his girlfriend at the same restaurant. The girlfriend never had anything other than sparkling water and just watched her boyfriend eat. Hope she ate a big breakfast. It may explain why she is all bones. Adrien Brody (Lara Lieto)

The boyfriend of this permanent A list singer has been hooking up with one of her male backup dancers. Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka

This former A+ list singer who would like to be doing anything other than touring this year is trying to get pregnant so she will have an out and have her insurance kick in to pay for the cancellation of the tour. Lady Gaga

Unlike his Academy Award winning co-star, this foreign born A- list dual threat actor is actually out promoting their new movie using every trick he can to get people to attend this first weekend because they sure won’t attend the second weekend. The Academy Award winner is just going through the motions and doing as little as possible. Idris Elba/Matthew McConaughey ("The Dark Tower")

This former A+ list singer/songwriter who is not shy about discussing his sex life is going through a string of women who all appear on television in support of conservative causes or work for conservative networks. He says it is like sleeping with the enemy and he is addicted. John Mayer

This A-/B+ list singer who you all know started out as a tweener and has done network reality. She is setting the stage right now to be able to go to rehab again because she is going to blame it all on a mental condition she says she has but only is mentioned by her when she has a bender or five. Not Selena Gomez. Demi Lovato

Definitely the most successful male to come out of this former hit MTV reality show, he has made a living since then because of it. At a recent appearance he told a group of women he only had five minutes before he had to go on stage. So, if one of them was willing to perform oral sex on him during that five minutes they could hang out, otherwise no. He had multiple volunteers. Pauly D ("Jersey Shore")

A little top secret yachting off the coast of Italy for this A- list singer. Not sure where the boyfrnd is. Selena Gomez

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#10**
This foreign born actress has a Tony and a Grammy. She would be headed for an Oscar too if she had not been cut off at the knees by this permanent A+ list singer who is desperate for an Oscar. It really sucks what she did to the foreign born actress. Heather Headley (Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical: "Aida") (Grammy Award for Best Contemporary R&B Gospel Album: "Audience Of One") (originated the role of "Nala" on Broadway)/Beyonce doing the role of "Nala" in live action movie of "Lion King")

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#11**
Don’t believe the rumors/hype/conspiracy theories about the wife of this foreign born A list dual threat actor. Yes, you could say triple threat but did you see him in the play? Was it really all that? Anyway, she is not a human trafficker.
Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#12**
Have you reached rock bottom if you are a closeted former A- list teen singer and you are having sex with men for drug money? Maybe it is when you send out the woman you want people to think is your girlfriend to hit on guys. She then goes with them to their hotel room and drugs them before robbing them. At some point, there has to be a rock bottom. Aaron Carter/Madison Parker

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#13**
#1 – Old Hollywood – Apparently back in the day at Burt Reynolds’ house he had a BBQ. At the BBQ was this permanent A+ list comic actor who starred in a franchise with Burt. He told a story that when LBJ was President he drove this A+ list actor to see a fully preserved alien. Is it true? Who knows, but I bet he made it one hell of a story.
Jackie Gleason (President Nixon)

#2 – Not that long ago this news anchor in LA hosted a charity event. A guest at the event was this back in the day A list singer who started out in gospel. He asked her out but she said no. Over the next few weeks he kept asking and she finally gave in. I mean this is a guy she had been crushing on for years. They went to lunch and then back to his place. Throughout the entire date he did nothing but talk about himself and all his accomplishments. On the way back to drop her off he put in a CD of his greatest hits and sang them to her. She went out with him a couple more times but he never stopped talking about or bragging about himself so she dumped him. Brian McKnight

#3 – Kindness – This former A+ list mostly movie actor is back to A list with his franchise after years of A- list land. In a theatre in NYC, intermission was about to end. A drunk guy tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar. The guy started fighting the bartenders and staff. Along comes our actor. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of the staff, but effortlessly deescalated the situation. Keanu Reeves

31. POPBITCH 08/03
Which Academy Award winner has got more mileage than most out of his Oscar? He likes to get new conquests to slather it in lube and slip it up his arse. Kevin Spacey

32. MR. X 08/03 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is calling in every trick he can to make it seem like there was not a surrogate. The whole police thing was a nice touch. George and Amal Clooney

33. MR. X 08/03 **#2**
Apparently there is more than one in the closet NFL QB. One could argue that the younger of them has really put a big foot out of the closet with his recent actions. Cam Newton (Carolina Panthers)

The much less famous sibling of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress you all know so well has been in and out of rehab twice in the past seven months. Ali Lohan (Lindsay)

This B- list celebrity/part-time porn star/part-time reality star is popping pills while out of the country right now filming something, but her last film project back here at home was a mess because of all the other drugs besides pills she was taking. Courtney Stodden
 ("Celebs Go Dating")

This reality star couple from a spinoff of these network reality mainstays are trying to get their own reality show so are faking being a couple. They are also hoping if they do "breakup" one of them could get the starring role in a future edition of the main show. Amanda Stanton/Robby Hayes ("Bachelor in Paradise")

While out of the country promoting his new box office bomb of a movie, this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor tried to stiff a male escort after sex. The married actor apparently tried to call hotel security to help him get the man out but ended up having to pay when the police arrived. I’m guessing he is not telling his wife about all of this. Dane Dehaan/Anna Wood ("Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets")

This A list host/mogul is trying to convince producers of one of his shows to hire a recent fill in co-star on the show on a permanent basis. Our A lister wants to be the big star and feels this would be the way.
A list host/mogul: Ryan Seacrest
Co-star: Kelly Ripa
Show: "Kelly & Ryan"
Replacement: Busy Phillips; Carrie Ann Inaba or Jenna Dewan Tatum

This still not legal three named mostly movie actress who I usually address with two names has probably slipped down to B+ list. If that sex tape comes out she will be cast even less in movies. Chloë Grace Moretz

This former late night actor turned do a little bit of this and that actor who stays right in that A-/B+ list range told a woman he had sex with a few weeks ago that he had a present for her in his car. He never came back. Fred Armisen

Her stage name ends in a single letter. This up and coming singer is also the muse of this married former A+ list rapper who took some of his dwindling pile of money and bought the singer a new car for no reason other than he wanted to impress her I guess. Cardi B

This music producer/former part-time reality star on that VH-1 show that seems to have a ton of incarnations is hiding out at the house of his sometime boss. Hiding out from women who want to sue him for child support and passing them STD’s. Stevie J ("Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta")/Sean "Puffy" Combs

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/03 **#10**
I think a lot of shippers of this almost network superhero show co-star couple want some kind of quick and clean solution. There are a lot of moving parts and kids and careers to think about. If the parties are good with the way things are right now and they appear to be really good, then I don’t see why the marriage and the affair can’t continue to live in harmony. The co-stars do a whole lot better when there is not talk of divorce and everything that would bring with it. Stephen Amell (Oliver Queen)/Emily Bett Rickards (Felicity Smoak)/Cassandra Jean ("Arrow")

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/03 **#11**
As far as I know this foreign born A-/B+ list singer/wannabe actress has not had sex with the father of her boyfriend. The same cannot be said for two of the father’s best friends though.
Singer: Rita Ora
Boyfriend/father: Tyrone Wood/Ronnie Wood

Father’s best friends: Paul McCartney, Rod Stewart

45. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/03 **#12**
I was waiting to write this later in the year after everyone was settled into their fall and winter routines. Why? Because I wanted everyone to see it and read it and know the kind of a-hole this hypocritical reality star is. His recent actions accelerated the need for this item. To call him a star is too much. He is in a family that collectively does a reality thing. He is a piece. A horrific piece. He loves to talk about how righteous he is and how his marriage is perfect and his family is perfect. Not so much. As homophobic as he is in public and what he says and writes, he is the first to find some guy he can exploit and have sex with. Always immigrants. Always. He tells them if they try to tell anyone, he will have them arrested. They don’t know the truth. He just preys on them. When someone did try and expose him, our reality star killed him. I don’t know if it was an accident or not. No one really knows the whole story except our subject and the dead person. What is known is that the dead person and our reality star were having sex. The wife of the reality star has no clue about the activities of her husband. She just does what he says and believes whatever he tells her. The sad thing is because of the circumstances surrounding the death and payoffs, nothing will ever happen to the reality star. Jill Duggar’s husband Derick Dillard (possible victim?: German Daniel Serrano Orellana)

46. MR. X 08/04 **#1**
This Academy Award winning actor who has a very rare double win was permanent A list when he died. One thing he kept hidden was his coke use. It was only after he passed that people said he used the coke to help with all the hangovers he had nearly every morning of his life. Jack Lemmon

47. MR. X 08/04 **#2**
This very rich celebrity was fairly unknown until he died in a very spectacular fashion. Now he will always be remembered. Back in the day though, every celebrity knew him because he provided the best coke and partied harder than anyone around. This permanent A list singer/celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister said one time they partied for a weekend straight and he alternated by having sex with her and her boyfriend at the time. Dodi Fayed/Liza Minelli

This thirsty celebrity offspring of a foreign born former A lister has made some really bad movies. She wants more fame though and is pitching a reality show which would include the former A lister but the former A lister has no idea and would definitely say no. Chloe Lattanzi the daughter of Olivia Newton-John

I’m sure the long long time boyfriend of this closeted A/A- list mostly movie actor who almost destroyed a franchise loves being ignored during interviews given by the actor. Our actor loves making it seem like he is single and can’t find love and is always doing the woe is me thing. Jeremy Renner/Kristoffer Winters

This former child actress turned tween actress turned host turned actress has to pay money to her girlfriend every month to keep her around and interested. Raven-Symoné

This former A list mostly television actress who went from hit network show to hit network show to big bomb and now to a hit almost television show got secretly married. Kate Walsh ("Grey’s Anatomy", "Private Practice", "Bad Judge" and "13 Reasons Why")

I think this comic/actress/host was only half joking when she told some men at a recent even that she would sleep with them if it got her nominated for one of these awards that are big but not quite an EGOT. Chelsea Handler (Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Grants Banquet "Golden Globes")

Behind the scenes at this popular national radio show, the host kept asking our favorite closeted B+ list actor when he was going to come out. Darren Criss ("The Elvis Duran Z100 Morning Show")

This former network reality star turned singer turned actress probably hasn’t told her latest boyfriend about the guy she was making out with this week who also was not her co-star who she also hooks up with from time to time and has been told he is the only one. Katharine McPhee/Nick Harborne

When this A list part-time red carpet host was recently shopping at a store she had to take breaks every few minutes and sit. She seriously looks like she has not eaten in weeks. Giuliana Rancic

This still a superhero is working on another A+ list non superhero franchise. Apparently it has not gone well and he won’t be invited back for another installment. Henry Cavill ("M:I 6 - Mission Impossible")

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/04 **#10**
This one week A+ lister was the true definition of 15 minutes of fame. Apparently he started making his millions with a loan from a relative who made his money selling stolen motorcycle parts. Anthony Scaramucci/Former White House Communications Director

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/04 **#11**
#1 – She might be pregnant, she might not be pregnant. One thing is certain though. The "girlfriend" of this foreign born A+ list athlete is sleeping with one of the same men as the A+ lister. Cristiano Ronaldo/Georgina Rodriguez

#2 – This out of work B+ list actress/writer is hanging out not doing much. Recently she went off on a rant on a company. It turns out, the company looked at security camera footage which covers an immense number of angles. Although, they company couldn’t be sure the incident didn’t take place, they were sure the actress was not where she said she was located. Not anywhere near it. Lena Dunham  (allegations of transphobic employees at NYC airport)

#3 – Makes sense that this racist homophobic YouTube star is joining with the foreign born racist rapist YouTube star. Jack Jones/PewDiePie

#4 – I love the lies this back in the day A- list singer has been telling this week about his sex worker confrontation. He knew exactly what he was getting into so to speak because the one named always broke rapper has been bragging about the sex worker for a year. Bobby Valentino/Shauna Brooks/Tyga

The sister that does not chain smoke or dress in homeless chic and also is still acting has a new boyfriend. Well, a boyfriend that she is milking for PR purposes. The thing is though, the media, even suck up tabloids had a bad experience with her and the foreign born dual threat actor. Elizabeth Olsen/Tom Hiddleston

This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress in a hit pay cable show forgot to mention a couple of things when giving an interview about some upcoming movie projects. Our pay cable actress is willing to get naked and have as many sex scenes as a director wants and her competition refused to do so. Sophie Turner ("Game of Thrones")

This television/web tabloid missed the boat on the death of this former A+ list singer and all the drama and mystery surrounding him. They were too late to it all so they have been trying to stir up a bunch of stuff in the death of another A list singer but just look foolish and mean.
Television/web tabloid: TMZ
Former A+ list singer: Chester Bennington
Other A list singer: Chris Cornell
Stuff: Ted Keedick, house engineer and tour manager; "Linkin Park" pulled out of the Chris Cornell tribute

This A list host/producer has been following the same m.o. for years when it comes to when he makes a "girlfriend" available to be seen. Then the girlfriend disappears to do her own thing. Really telling that in a week long vacation, photos of them were only taken during a one hour period and done by someone being paid. Then, they went their separate ways. Ryan Seacrest/Shayna Taylor

Holy schnike. The videos I just saw of this Housewife with coke and guys are out of control. The couple I saw looks like they were shot with a hidden camera.

When you sit down to watch the next season of this hit almost television show, I want you to remember one very important thing. How awful the lead actress of the show is. At an award show this weekend, the actress walked out of the show and made it known she was walking out of the show when this former A- list mostly television actress turned talk show host turned reality star turned about to be A- list mostly television actress again won an award for the reality show. "33rd Annual Television Critics Association Awards"/Elisabeth Moss ("The Handmaid’s Tale")/Leah Remini ("Scientology and the Aftermath")

The constant pleas for money to her boyfriend while ignoring him to have sex with her girlfriend is why this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was dumped. Amber Heard (Tasya van Ree)/Elon Musk

Apparently her coke dealer was out of town so this B- list actress/model who is the celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was going from one party to the next last night looking for coke. She was offering to pay double or even triple.

They are doing their best to stay together as a family unit, but these foreign born A list celebrities are pretty much done as a couple. This is big. David and Victoria Beckham

There are some very shady financial goings on behind the scenes of this celebrity owned company. It is one of the reasons it has not been able to sell. There is a lot of money going into people’s pockets. Anthony Scaramucci ("Sky Bridge")

You might be dismissing these accusations of this A lister, but our source tells us they’re a 100% accurate and based on evidence in the form of an XXX tape that was received by our A lister which feature the ones he is accusing. Quite the knockout punch. British boxer Amir Khan/Faryal Makhdoom/heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua

This now looking for work former A- list pay cable actress is whispering to tabloids that she knows a very big secret about an A- list almost television actress who thinks the pay cable actress is a friend. Our former pay cable actress doesn’t need money, but would like several covers and interviews in exchange for the information. Lena Dunham/Mindy Kaling (father of her baby)

This kneepadding tabloid is making up its most popular online stories based on how much they are paid to promote the story. People magazine

My favorite middle initialed A- list dual threat actress was doing lines of coke like a champ at a party this past weekend. Taraji P. Henson

Orange was apparently ticked off beyond belief that she was not invited to an event on the east coast with people she assumed were her friends. The friends chose to exclude her. Would have been much harder if the event were local to LA. Jaime King/Jessica Alba

Holding on to her marriage a lot longer than I ever thought she would considering how it began is this former A list mostly television actress who has a little tv time again this year with an almost television show that has gone through many reincarnations in its life. She is hooking up with someone she met on the set. Portia de Rossi ("Arrested Development")

Even though this B-/C+ list offspring of permanent A listers is in her 30’s, she still told the plastic surgeon to make sure he didn’t tell her parents about her new breast lift/slight enlargement. Maybe he could talk to them about getting her to eat something. Alexa Joel (Christie Brinkley/Billy Joel)

The party in the honor of this B+ list mostly movie actress was a very big deal to her. She doesn’t get the publicity of her co-stars in whatever movie project she is doing. She was really disappointed her A list director husband told her he was too busy to make the event. She would have been there for him. Leslie Mann/Judd Apatow (cover of "Los Angeles Confidential")

The pot and the booze have been fine. Just part of growing up. There is concern about some of the other drugs she is taking and whether this A- list celebrity offspring of permanent A+++ list celebrities could use rehab. It would have to be outpatient though. No other situation is going to be hush hush enough. Malia Obama

Another solo vacation for this former A list singer in a group who was probably a flash in the pan A-/B+ list solo singer and now just floats in the wind. At this point she should just hold up a sign that says she does not want to be married. Just please put all of us out of our misery. Fergie (Josh Duhamel)

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/07 **#10**
What do you do if you need money and your "girlfriend" is that in name only and prefers other women? You wine and dine a soon to be very rich divorcee not caring at all where she is from or how it will look. Joshua Kushner/Karlie Kloss/Dasha Zhukova (Roman Abramovich)

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/07 **#11**
#1 – This hanging on to A+ list singer by a thread had a few choice words for her PR team. See, she didn’t know she was going to look like a home wrecker by going on a date with the British actor. OK, more than a date. Not sure how she could be mad at them considering they didn’t know. Maybe when he said he was single but gives public statements to the contrary that make her look bad she should call him out on it. Katy Perry/Robert Pattinson (FKA Twigs)

#2 – Back in the day when this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was married to an A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee he hooked up with one of his PR people. Now that PR person is hooking up with that hit cable actor who turned down the franchise and ended up making one of the big box office bombs of the year. Apparently on the PR tour for that bomb he decided to really throw his long time girlfriend under the bus by cheating. Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Charlie Hunnam/Morgana McNelis ("Sons of Anarchy") (turned down "Fifty Shades of Grey") ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")

#3 – Back in the day, this sitcom spinoff was not only the project of this at the time A+ list actor. It turns out that his wife was sleeping with several of the women on the show. Bill Cosby/Camille ("A Different World")

This acting legend allegedly laughed at what another acting legend is doing to pay the bills, our source tell us. Former co-stars that did not get on during filming, the first acting legend took sadistic joy in seeing the second legend "degrade themselves for cash." Dustin Hoffman ("Masterclass")/Meryl Streep

Don’t believe the hype. This former married couple may have recently worked together but the foreign born A list wife did it as a favor for her foreign born flash in the pan former A list ex. They used to get along great until he kept having sex with other women while also having sex with the ex wife telling her he wanted her back. Heidi Klum/Seal ("America’s Got Talent")

Not only is this model of the moment HIV+ like I told you before but apparently his rich always wanting to starf**k girlfriend doesn’t know he has a thing for guys more than women. Jeremy Meeks "Hot Felon"/Chloe Green

This seasonal reality star sure does spend a whole lot of time texting the person she didn’t choose. Hundreds of texts a day. Rachel Lindsay/Fiancé Bryan Abasolo ("The Bachelorette")
(possibly Alex Bordyukov)

For several years this singer/songwriter was A list. Nice run. Still has A list name recognition. He has been quiet about his dating life in recent years. Always known as a guy who will have sex with men or women he is currently hooking up with this foreign born A list closeted male singer. John Mayer/Shawn Mendes

This B list mostly movie actor has not been working much the past year or two while his A- list wife from an acting family has been working almost nonstop. Yep, recipe for him to start hooking up with as many women as possible. Not the first time. Kate Mara/Jamie Bell

This current superhero has a girlfriend. An actress. Dating for awhile although until recently you probably only read about it here. He enjoyed an escort provided by a watch company while out of the country away from his girlfriend.

The amount of botox this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who you all know has endured the past several months is crazy. Mix that with some coke bloat and he doesn’t have a wrinkle anywhere. Tom Hardy; Orlando Bloom; Christian Bale

Speaking of coke, this foreign born A- list mostly television actor who does a lot of almost television has never met a line of coke or an 18 year old he didn’t want. He is such a different guy than he used to be when he was married. Will Arnett (Amy Poehler)

This A- list singer/bad boyfrnd hooked up with a model arranged for by the directionally challenged rapper and paid for by this north of the border A lister who wants to buy some tunes from the bad boyfrnd. I’m sure the A- list girlfrnd was thrilled. The Weeknd/French Montana/Drake/Selena Gomez

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#10**
You know the temper this A- list mostly movie actor who is a celebrity offspring has? Yeah, well throw in a bunch of HGH and steroids and see how much better it has become. At least for the time being he is not drinking. Josh Brolin

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#11**
Always knew the former Disney actress turned future porn star loved her coke. Apparently she also loves her meth way way more than coke. I would never have known except her new boyfriend was out chasing some for her two nights ago and said she needs it all the time. Bella Thorne/Blackbear

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#12**
The shock and awe does not refer to the cheating because each person in this couple is expert on cheating. They met on the set of a movie no one will see. Some ridiculous casting. Our actor doesn’t have much choice in taking any part no matter how bad the film is though because since his turn on a hit cable show his options have been in decline. Married to someone everyone was shocked about he nevertheless has been cheating on her. His co-star in the horrible movie has a long time boyfriend. Honestly, she might still be married to the guy before that. It was really confusing and of course there was cheating on the husband with the boyfriend. B+ list actress you all know. The shock and awe comes from how the actor delivered the news to his wife. Via text. At an award show. Right before she went on stage. "Honey, someone might ask you about me cheating on you with ______. It happened. Won’t happen again. Love you."

Actor: Vincent Kartheiser
Hit cable show: "Mad Men"
Co-star/boyfriend: Anne Heche (Ellen DeGeneres; Coleman "Coley" Laffoon; James Tupper)
Movie: "My Friend Dahmer"
Wife: Alexis Bledel
"2017 Television Critics Association Awards"

Rumours are circulating in Hollywood that this actress has LEFT the Church very quietly and without causing waves in the Scientology lake. Don’t expect her to be making a Leah Remini documentary appearance anytime soon. Priscilla Presley

95. VARIETY/Chloë Grace Moretz 08/09 **#1**
Chloe Grace Moretz is the latest young actress to speak out about facing sexism in Hollywood. For this week’s Power of Young Hollywood issue, the 20-year-old "Kick-Ass" star tells Variety that she was once fat-shamed by one of her male co-stars on the set of a movie. "This guy that was my love interest was like, ‘I’d never date you in a real life,’ and I was like, ‘What?’ And he was like, ‘Yeah, you’re too big for me’ — as in my size," Moretz shares with Variety in an interview for her cover story for our annual Young Hollywood issue. "It was one of the only actors that ever made me cry on set," she recalls, opting not to reveal the identity of the actor, only saying that he was "23, 24 or 25" and she was 15 years old at the time. "I went bawling to my brother and he was like, ‘What happened?’ And I was like, ‘He told me I was too big.’ And my brother was like, ‘What just happened?’ My brother was so angry," says Moretz, who is extremely close with her four older brothers. "I had to pick it up and go back on set and pretend he was a love interest, and it was really hard…It just makes you realize that there are some really bad people out there and for some reason, he felt the need to say that to me. You have to kind of forgive and not forget really, but it was just like wow. It was jarring. I look back on it and I was 15, which is really, really dark." Wesley Morgan ("Kick-Ass 2"); Jamie Blackley ("If I Stay")

96. VARIETY/Chloë Grace Moretz 08/09 **#2*
The fat-shaming incident is only one of many times Chloe Grace Moretz has found herself in a sexist situation with one of her male co-stars. On another project, a different male love interest made up lies about Moretz to try to boost his own reputation in the eyes of film’s director, Moretz shares — again not identifying the actor in question. "I’ve had a younger male lead ostracize me and bring up fake issues just to try and put me in my place, and make things up to the director…things that are crazy, things that I would never do, unprofessional things that would make no sense," Moretz says. "I’ve had an actor do that to me. It’s crazy. They have this inferiority issue, and I’m like, ‘You are completely equal to me, you are no different than me. I just happen to be the lead in this movie, and I don’t know why, just because you are kind of the smaller character, that you’re pushing me into a corner to try and put me down. Little snips that just put you down." Alex Roe ("The 5th Wave")

97. VARIETY/Chloë Grace Moretz 08/09 **#3**
Recently, Moretz was not considered for a role simply because of the color of her hair. "I was told I was too blond and they couldn’t cast two blond girls in the same movie," she says of a recent project for which she was not offered an audition. "I was like, ‘Okay, because I’m blond and there’s another blond in the movie, you can’t cast two?’ That’s such a masculine way of looking at things." "I deal with it every day," she adds. "You’ve got to stick to your guns. I always say get me in the room and make me audition and I’ll try and win it and at least I’ll know then that I did my best and I gave my all, but if you just look at me and you say no, then I don’t know what to tell you. But you know, when one door closes, another one opens and that’s the way it is so don’t fight it. I never try and push myself on someone who doesn’t want me for the role."

This Teen Mom is desperate to go yachting. She is tired of having to hook up with random guys for a couple of grand here and there and wants a big payday. The thing is no one is willing to fly her overseas because they think it will just be trouble. They are right. Farrah Abraham

It wasn’t that long ago that this former A list singer and number one (Ukraine) movie star turned celebrity was doing an intervention for her sister. Now it is the turn of our former A lister. She needs help. She is a mess and her marriage is even worse. It is night time soap opera worthy. Jessica Simpson/Ukraine/Ashlee Simpson

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#3**
This outspoken former A+ list porn star all of you know is hooking up with some less than savory people at the request of her husband and his business dealings. Jenna Jameson/fiancé Lior Bitton (diamond dealer)

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#4**
Don’t believe the hype. This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and took a brief dip in the television pool before running back to movies is not single. She says she is because even she knows it will look really bad if she is busted with the married father of several young children she has been seeing. Halle Berry

This married A- list mostly television actress stars on a very long running network show. Very very very long running. She used to have a thing with a married former co-star. Apparently over the last few months that has fizzled as she has started hooking up with her current co-star. Mariska Hargitay/Chris Meloni/Peter Gallagher ("Law & Order: Special Victims Unit")

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
This late night talk show host not named Jimmy Fallon is cheating on his wife. Jimmy Kimmel

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This married B+ list take anything she can get actress who all of you know from an iconic role and wants another shot at that role is hooking up with her ex-husband. Jennie Garth/Dave Abrams/Peter Facinelli ("Beverly Hills 90210")

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
KINDNESS: This B+ list mostly movie actress who had a great supporting role on a long running now defunct network comedy was at Serendipity this week and paid the bill for a group of twenty who had waited in line for two hours to get in. They were seated next to the actress almost as she was leaving and heard their story and took photos with them and then paid their bill on her way out. Aubrey Plaza ("Parks and Recreation")

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This former back in the day C list Disney actress had a recent run on a hit pay cable show that keeps on keeping on. Since her recurring role on the show she has had trouble getting anything but bit parts. Probably has something to do with the actress wife of her A- list co-star that she was hooking up with. The wife is very powerful. William H. Macy ("Shameless"); Kyle MacLachlan ("Twin Peaks")

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
This one named A- list singer not named Kesha got wasted out of her mind during a photoshoot and trashed her hotel room. Halsey

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#11**
If it were not for this awful made for television movie franchise and straight to On Demand movies she makes, this B- list actress would not work at all. Apparently whatever work she gets is a good thing because she has a huge gambling problem. She is about $200K in debt which is probably about what she nets in a year. Shannon Elizabeth

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#12**
So far, she is not saying who did it, but this B- list celebrity who is probably third or fourth ranked in her own family in regards to celebrity status was sexually assaulted backstage at a concert this past weekend. Brandi Cyrus ("Lollapalooza"); Scout Willis ("El Cid")

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#13**
#1 – This NASCAR driver would probably be surprised to know that his wife is hooking up with one of his teammates.

#2 – This former A+ list mostly movie actress who if she wanted to regularly act still could probably hit A+ list again is on one of her annual yachting gigs. She doesn’t need the money. She won’t ever need the money. I think she does it because of the excitement. Sharon Stone; Demi Moore

#3 – This top LA radio host of a syndicated morning show is being thrown under the bus by someone on air with him. The other on air person wants their own show and thinks they are better than the host.

111. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/10
If you’re an actress, you might be getting a call for an audition soon. Sources tell me this Netflix is planning to go and recast a lead role as the series jumps into the future. ‘[name omitted] looks too young for the time frame and she’s not the only one,’ the source explains. Claire Foy (Queen Elizabeth II) and Matt Smith (Philip, Duke of Edinburgh) ("The Crown")

112. MEDIATAKEOUT 08/10 just heard some shocking news that HURT OUR HEART – and it’s about a LEGENDARY African-American celebrity. According to our snitch, the female celeb, who is seen as a LEGEND in this country, contracted HIV from a male partner back in the 1980s and has been on MEDICATION. Well the snitch says that the medication is NO LONGER working, and she now has FULL BLOWN AIDS. When she dies, and that could happen shortly, the cause of death will be a "rare cancer." Aretha Franklin

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
This clothing company recently sponsored a party. A struggling clothing company with A list brand recognition. The thing is though, it was a cover for a meet and greet yachting event and the clothing company was paid $200K to use their name for the party. The only attendees were C listers and below and they came in droves. It was like yachting speed dating. Victoria Secret; James Bay X Topman Launch Event

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
As a gift for going to rehab again and making it through, this A list mostly movie actor who is on television way more than he is in movies paid for a massive PR campaign for his eldest offspring. Her career stalled and is hoping the PR blasts will boost her career. Alec/Ireland Baldwin

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actor who got his start in late night has not been married for all that long. In that short period his wife has really been there for him. So, she probably would appreciate it if he didn’t have sex with a new stripper each day he is on the set of his movie.

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actor who started off as a tween actor thinks he can do or say anything or treat his wife like crap and she will stay with him. Not so much. I’m just waiting for the inevitable restraining order she takes out on him and then his arrests for violating it. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#5**
Our favorite B+ list former pro beard/actress now has two crews in the same city she is aggravating on a daily basis. Somehow she landed another role which should mean double the work, but somehow she is working even less and the first commitment is really feeling the brunt. On a five day a week shoot, she is down to about two days. Olivia Munn

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#6**
Extra paps are now following this foreign born A+ list celebrity. He is married and everyone knows there is another woman so they are really trying to catch him. David Beckham

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#7**
This C+ list singer is getting a little dose of reality which is funny considering her husband. Anyway, at a recent singing gig she was acting like an A list diva which didn’t go over well and she won’t be invited back. Plus, it seems what she is most interested in doing is landing a reality show now that no one is actually buying her records or attending her shows and wants her husband to make it happen. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian (Owatonna Christian Family Church was part of the "Every Color Matters" production led by Owatonna’s Hamid Torabpour); Jessie James/Eric Decker (Billboard Country Power Players event)

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#8**
This former A+ list rapper turned part-time actor is always complaining he has no money when he has plenty. One of the mother of his children told him the child needed a new $300 laptop for school. The rapper told the mother she should pay for it herself by selling herself because that is all she is good for. Nice guy. 50 Cent/Shaniqua Tompkins

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#9**
This former very brief A+ lister who now basically hits a new charity party every night was so hated on the set of one of her movies that some crew members added more than just water to the tub for her bath scene. Some of them used the tub as their urinal. Sharon Stone ("Sliver")

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#10**
Late last year I wrote that this foreign born A list singer was pregnant. Then, the source went away and the buzz around town went away just a quickly. Baby bump and pregnancy stories are a dime a dozen and I didn’t give it a second thought. Fast forward to about six weeks ago. A couple of recording studios here and in NYC were all buzzing because apparently the A lister was pregnant and had a baby and no one noticed until after she gave birth. She is taking care of the baby for now but there is talk that a family member will raise the baby. Lorde; Avril Lavigne

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#11**
#1 – Now that his MTV show is off the air, this closeted B+ list mostly television actor needs to stay front and center. Already has his beard game working and tabloids are dying to know who his new "girlfriend" is. Tyler Posey ("Teen Wolf")

#2 – A lot of freaking out. A lot. There are so many videos of male A list directors and actors and producers and others having sex with men that are held by one man. Well, that man is on the verge of being arrested and the people in the videos and what they are doing and saying will be leaked. The thing is there are videos dating back to the days of VHS all the way through to cloud storage and there is no way every single file will be deleted or found before police raid the guy. Ed Buck (high-profile political activist and wealthy contributor to the California and Los Angeles County Democratic Party) (death of gay sex-worker Gemmel Moore)

#3 – He isn’t dating the reality star. I think we can all be assured of that. The problem for this A list NBA player is that his girlfriend has no idea that the player got a very good friend of the reality star pregnant. Kendall Jenner/Blake Griffin (Brynn Cameron)

124. POPBITCH 08/10
(British blog) It might be the quietest month of the year for news cycles, but the tabloids aren’t slacking. They’re busy working on a sensational story involving which national treasure? It has everything: affairs, a close friend who’s a drug dealer, and a semi-public bust-up with his missus about their celebrity cokehead mates. David and Victoria Beckham

125. MR. X 08/10
What permanent A-list legend and EGOT who is the celeb spawn of a A+ list legend turned down a Kennedy Center Honor this year? She refused to attend while Trump is President. Although she and Trump have been in each other’s orbit on multiple occasions, she hates him with a passion. Mainly because he tried to hit on her several decades ago at an event where he was present with his first wife Ivana. Liza Minnelli

126. SANDRA ROSE 08/11
A few well-known rappers may well be concerned that they were exposed to a STD. The rappers allegedly had sex (at different times) with a woman who is suing a well-known R&B singer for allegedly infecting her with herpes. In court papers filed in Georgia last month, the woman, a R&B singer from New Orleans, revealed she tested positive for herpes. Sources with knowledge of the case say the woman had sex with rappers Fabolous, Flo Rida, ASAP Rocky, and a few other Atlanta notables. The woman, whose parents are prominent doctors in New Orleans, is reportedly living in an apartment in Atlanta.

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
This former A- list mostly television actress/singer who now relies on her name just to keep her on the list has almost run through a pretty massive fortune. Between her spending and her drug habit there is not much left. Brandy Norwood

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
There is a lot more going on than just filming a holiday commercial in Aspen this week. Stars of the commercial had the opportunity to attend a gathering of 15 men all worth more than $100M. From what I hear, all the stars of the commercial attended. Holiday 2017 campaign "Victoria's Secret"

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
From a permanent A list group to a one hit wonder as a solo singer, this married singer all of you know has stopped even pretending she is living with her husband and is living with her long time girlfriend. Kelly Rowland

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#4**
Pretty rare for this former A list tweener turned A-/B+ list adult singer from a celebrity family to go to a West Hollywood bar and pick up another guy but he did just that this week. Nick Jonas

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#5**
It didn’t take her long to catch on to the game. This one season network wonder had a list and a photographer and made her way through a pharmacy in NYC. They took photos of the celebrity with about ten different products. Right now she is getting about $2500 a pop. So, in about 30 minutes she made $25K. Rachel Lindsay "The Bachelorette"

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#6**
This still too young to drink A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has slowly lost work because of her drug issues. Oh, sure she is getting indie movies but not the big movies she was getting before. Things were started to turn her way when she was seen at a really big party this week doing a line of coke. Not the right place to be doing that. Chloë Grace Moretz ("Variety Power Of Young Hollywood" at TAO Hollywood)

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#7**
This A list celebrity trainer has talked this former A- list singer/cable reality star who is the lesser known celebrity in the family and her husband who is probably third most known celebrity in his family out of $250K for an investment. They might as well just have burned the money. Tracy Anderson/Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#8**
This former child actress who was on a very hit network show which has been rebooted is living with a guy who was convicted of attempted murder. Should work out well for her.

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#9**
Apparently the original coke mom and her actress best friend had a falling out because coke mom tried several times to hook up with the ex of her bff. Maybe once before he was an ex too. Debra Messing/Angie Harmon/Jason Sehorn

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#10**
The manager of this permanent A+ list singer tries to make it look like she cares. The only thing she cares about is getting her 10% as many nights a week as possible. Mariah Carey/Stella Bulochnikov

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#11**
This former One Direction member has a closet full of women’s clothes that is almost as large as the closet with clothes he wears in public. Harry Styles

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#12**
This married former A+ list rapper tried to kill himself about six weeks ago. Kanye West

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#13**
"Child Molesters"
#1 – There was a huge shakeup this week in a church. A real church. Not Scientology. It turns out that one of the leaders of the church got a 14 year old pregnant. The 14 year old is a half sibling of these network reality stars. James Hamula (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints)

#2 – This underage teen was offered up for casting couch purposes by the parents of this current A- list network actress. The actress knows how she got her start but has never condemned the actions of her parents.

#3 – This MTV reality participant who never made it to the next step in the series got pregnant from an unknown man because her mom pimped her out to guys for money. The "dad" knows now he is not the real father. Briana DeJesus ("Teen Mom 2"/Roxanne/Devoin Austin

#4 – Lost in the whole R. Kelly debacle is that there is still a singer out there who is even worse. Almost a decade ago, this singer had a bunch of hits on a record. His follow-ups have been less than stellar but he still has a name and he loves nothing more than molesting tween boys and girls. After almost getting busted here in the US, he mostly confines it to his adopted home country where he has A+ list fame and easy access to poor people who want to be with him. Akon (Senegal, Africa)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
In the past four months, this A- list actor who seemingly travels nonstop between movies and television but has been focusing on movies as of late has been doing his regular good deeds. The guy could be a permanent kindness. He has made about a dozen appearances for two groups over the four month period. Prior to that four month window his A- list celebrity wife agreed to attend them all with him. She made exactly zero. Charity events are not her thing, especially daytime ones. Josh Duhamel/Fergie (another reason why they split)

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner has been on a pill shopping run like no other. She must have prescriptions from ten different doctors. Alicia Vikander

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
After almost killing herself with coke, this foreign born former B+ list singer who all of you know but exclusively Kneepads readers probably don’t has been clean for a few months and trying to win back custody of her children. Lily Allen

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
About once every four or five years, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner brings up a well worn tale of what it was like to grow up in her town. Full of life struggles and bullying. The thing is though, it is all one big lie. Halle Berry

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
Apparently the hometown newspaper of this recently deceased singer has decided what team it is supporting and it is the team of the widow rather than reality. Any views opposing the widow in the comments are being scrubbed. Vicky (Chris) Cornell/Seattle Times

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
This foreign born A+ list female tennis player didn’t want an in tournament drug test so dropped out. Victoria Azarenka

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
Not really all that juicy, but very funny and a waitress who obviously reads blogs. This foreign born former A list singer. Yes, as much as we would like to pretend she was not A list, she was. Anyway, when the singer showed up at dinner the other night, the waitress asked her for identification when the singer ordered a drink. Not that she did not look old enough, but the waitress wanted to see the name on the identification. It was the singer and not an impostor. Avril Lavigne

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
Probably not going to get a deal for a makeup line if you tell an owner f**k you when they turn you down. This C+ list celebrity of what is probably a permanent A list mostly comic actor did just that this weekend. Ireland Baldwin (Alec) ("5th Annual Beautycon Festival" Los Angeles)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
This A list singer in a group also does a lot of television. He is cheating on his wife with a real estate agent. Adam Levine

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#5**
This A list singer both solo and a group who does some television is pregnant. The father is a serial cheater so this is kind of shocking. Gwen Stefani/Blake Sheldon

150. MR. X 08/14
This foreign born model just landed a big magazine cover. Apparently she is going to be the arm candy for this A+ list mostly movie actor throughout the fall and award season. Lorena Rae/Leonardo DiCaprio

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This still not old enough to drive B- list mostly television actor is on a middling network show and is in an acting family. He was overheard talking about some older 20s male executive who he hooks up with. Thomas Barbusca ("The Mick")

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: A family member of #1 was a pretty big child actress. Now, despite being barely legal, she is more known for her excessive coke use and thirst for a celeb to publicly date her. Brielle Barbusca

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: At an after party, our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress put the whole boyfriend thing out of her mind when she left the party with this married A list director she was sucking face with for 30 minutes. Apparently the director was at a friend’s birthday party and now he will probably end up getting divorced. Rita Ora (Ty Wood)/Judd Apatow (Leslie Mann)

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: They might be boyfriend and girlfriend and co-stars but the boyfriend was loving the fame from being an almost network star and got phone numbers from four or five women. Cole Sprouse/Lili Reinhart ("Riverdale")

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#5**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born former boy bander turned solo artist won the biggest a-hole of the night award. Treated staff and crew like crap and got drunk from a couple of flasks he brought. Louis Tomlinson

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#6**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This B list actress from a long running movie franchise just got her drivers license but was telling the drooling men two and three times her age hitting on her that she was 21. Even if she told them the truth, most wouldn’t care. Between the TCA and Kids’ Choice, you see the underbelly of sexual deviants. Isabela Moner ("Transformers: The Last Knight")

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#7**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Even in family groups, someone is always unhappy. Arguably the most famous member of this group wants the fame and fortune for herself and not shared. She also thinks the group is holding back her craft. Yeah, she said craft. Sydney Sierota ("Echosmith")

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#8**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Basically an in house A- list Disney actress, our actress is now legal. She isn’t legal to drink and if she wants work outside the mouse house should probably refrain from being sloppy wasted and then puking at after parties which is becoming her usual thing. That being said she is a very fun drunk. Peyton List

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#9**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This former B+ list mostly television actress is struggling to find work since that hit ensemble network show went off the air. When someone asked her about the A- list comic/actor she was dating for a bit, she said he refused to give her any money so she stopped dating him. She said she is "strictly play for pay." Naya Rivera ("Glee")/David Spade

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#10**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born B list mostly television actress who is in her first big English language hit recently got engaged to this A+ list singer who rarely sings in English. The thing is though she was telling people last night some things that totally contradict being engaged. Emeraude Toubia ("Shadowhunters")/Prince Royce

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **11**
This former A list rapper has never told her newlywed husband she prefers women to men. MC Lyte

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#12**
When one of the richest men in the world also has a very A+ list public face he really needs to be careful how he cheats on his wife. This guy is still really young to be this rich. He is also an a-hole. Yes, even before cheating on his wife. He has been hooking up with this A- list mostly television actress from a superhero show. She has a trait our rich cheater always looks for in the women he is with. With everything going on right now in our rich a-hole’s life right now, he has not been paying as much attention to secrecy. Our actress and the closeted actor she had been pretending to date just did not get along and she doesn’t want another fake boyfriend. Our actress has been making some waves and talking about her mysterious boyfriend. Her friends have never been told his name but between the three or four of them our actress has given enough clues to know exactly who it is. One of the friends says the actress was going to tell her exactly who the boyfriend was but was honestly afraid she might end up dead if someone found out. Could he kill someone? Tough one. He hates dissent. I could see him making the life of the actress miserable until the end of time but probably not killing her. Mark Zuckerberg (Priscilla Chan)/Jessica Henwick ("Iron Fist") (Asian)/Finn Jones ("Iron Fist")

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
This northeast Housewife pays her boyfriend to be with her. Also, she pays extra when they have sex. Sonja Morgan ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Edgar "Frenchie" Vaudeville

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
The boyfriend of this one season wonder was sending d**k pics to a couple of women he met online while he was supposed to be engaged to the one season wonder. This is not going to last long. Rachel Lindsay ("The Bachelorette")/Bryan Abasolo

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
The boyfriend of this now out of work A- list mostly television actress/writer/creator was hooking up with a foreign born A-/B+ list singer over the weekend. Lena Dunham ("Girls")/Jack Antonoff/Lorde (2017 Outside Lands Music And Arts Festival)

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
This permanent A list model/host/host did not win any new fans this past weekend. She was supposed to sign autographs and take photos for a couple of hours and did it for about 15 minutes. Tyra Banks (Television Critics Association press tour)

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
This married former A+ list singer turned A- list who does some television spent the weekend at a rental house with her long time female lover. I’m sure her husband was also probably cheating. Alicia Keys (in the Hamptons)

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
This permanent A list mostly comic actor secretly bought 20,000 copies of his wife’s book so she wouldn’t be disappointed at the sales. The thing is, now she thinks she should write many other books. Hilaria (Alec) Baldwin ("The Living Clearly Method: 5 Principles for a Fit Body, Healthy Mind & Joyful Life")

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list actress probably shouldn’t be that high but did score a pay cable series as a lead. The show didn’t do well, but it was a lead. She also has a big box office hit coming up. She is sleeping with the married foreign born director of that movie. Malin Akerman ("Billions") (Brad Peyton "Rampage")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
As much time as this married foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spends with his long time boyfriend, you would think he would just come out. The only thing the pair don’t do in public is show physical affection. Hugh Jackman

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who was in that hit ensemble network show who had to repair some coke damage is also trying to contain some PR damage. After keeping things quiet for a bit, the buzz is back about her sham marriage to a celebrity and how she is practically living with her very very long time girlfriend. Dianna Agron ("Glee")/Winston Marshall ("Mumford & Sons")

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
There is talk that this B list alliterate actress (not Amy Adams) is pregnant. Not sure getting wasted on tequila was probably the right thing to do if so. January Jones

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#11**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a long long running hit network show is married. She is also supposedly at war with her ex, but that was our actress and her ex holding hands while having lunch on top of the Montage. Sofia Vergara/Nick Loeb

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor who is on a long long running network drama is technically married. He is also violent and took a swing at a valet guy last night. He missed and some other people got in the middle to stop more swings. Jesse Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#13**
Barely a teen, this actress is on two cable shows and making movies. One of the cable shows is pay and is a hit – the other, not so much. Still though, it is a lot of acting. A couple of weeks ago she went to a photo shoot. One of her parents was there. The photographer wanted to take some sexier photos of the actress and the parent thought it was a great idea. At this point, the teen seemed ok with it. After about 20 minutes, the photographer wanted to shoot some lingerie shots and the parent agreed. When the teen started to complain, the parent said it was time for the teen to grow up and made the teen go through with it.

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This former A++ list infamous celebrity is still infamous but is probably down to A- list and as time passes by will continue a slide down the list. All of you know her name. Despite having a boyfriend she is hooking up with a well known reality show producer because she loves fame. Paris Hilton

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who used to be a solid A list cheated on his last two famous girlfriends and insists that all the women he sleeps with be willing to have threesomes. Orlando Bloom (Katy Perry and Ashley Haas )

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
This award show already made deals with people who will win the awards so there was no room for the biggest song of the year. They couldn’t even nominate it because they would look like idiots if it didn’t win an award. 2017 MTV Video Music Awards ("Despacito")

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
This closeted foreign born former boy bander hooked up with this closeted one named DJ/producer this past week. Liam Payne/Zedd

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor really garnered most of his fame from a long running network show which is now defunct on the network. Our actor has cancer and is scheduled to start chemo soon.

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This former Pretty Little Liars actress is at best a B lister but at an event this past weekend where she made an appearance, she had security keep everyone ten feet from her which caused issues for every other person attending the event. Shay Mitchell

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
The actor who goes back and forth with another actor in being the biggest of the big historically has had so much work done to his face the past month he can barely make any kind of facial expression other than some kind of half smile/grimace.
Samuel L. Jackson

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
The husband of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress with a very lucrative side job had a couple of days alone and cheated on his wife. It has been awhile since I heard of him doing that. Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
This alcoholic/drug addict A- list reality star is spending about $1500 a day on his coke habit. Granted that Disney actress does snort a lot of it too. Scott Disick/Bella Thorne

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actor who stars in a fairly hit cable show is still mostly known for his ex. He also recently had a near death experience because of his drug use. Dominic Cooper ("Preacher")/Amanda Seyfried

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#11**
This C list actress/singer who you will never get is apparently on the s**t list of this A list reality star from multiple shows who used to get naked for a living. The C lister has been stealing the customers of the reality star and seriously cutting into her income. Kendra Wilkinson

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#12**
This foreign born A list singer has had some acting roles as of late. One of them did not go so well and new scenes were written to not include her. This should have been wrapped a long time ago. Rihanna ("Ocean’s Eight")

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#13**
#1 – Back in the day this actor was A++. Probably the biggest movie actor in the world at the time. He was in a relationship with an actress who is still A- list and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Apparently they split when he was wasted on pills and booze and beat her. Ryan O'Neal/Anjelica Huston; Steve McQueen/Ali McGraw

#2 – Back in the day when this movie won almost a handful of Oscars, people talked about these two stars in the movie who hooked up and later married. What is not discussed is that the A list mostly movie actor slept with almost every actress on that set which his future wife didn’t find out about until many years later. Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones ("Traffic")

#3 – This A+ list mostly movie actor is married and closeted. His big break and subsequent huge career was because he slept with the director of his first movie.

189. POPBITCH 08/17
(British blog) Which TV host and comedian insists that he doesn’t use writers, but quietly encourages any member of staff who comes up with a good joke to write it on a scrap of paper and then slip it into his bag while he’s out of his dressing room? (It’s a fruitful way of working. He can sometimes get whole scripts out of what he finds in that bag.) Leigh Francis ("Keith Lemon")

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#1**
This permanent A list singer who has definitely had some negative publicity issues as of late didn’t let them stop him from his "mentorship" of some college aged men who are willing to hook up with him for help with their career. All the men are found by this former A list producer. Usher/Jermaine Dupri

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show has really cut back on the pills while shooting this season. The crew says it is night and day from last season and that filming takes about half as long. Rami Malek ("Mr. Robot")

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#3**
After a two year break from working to try and save his marriage, this foreign born former A list mostly television actor from a now defunct long running hit network show is now making movies. It took him about a week of filming before he started cheating again. Simon Baker/Rebecca Rigg ("The Mentalist") ("Breath") or ("Best Day Of My Life")

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#4**
The good news is this permanent A list singer doesn’t take hours to get ready any longer to go out. The bad news is she doesn’t take hours because she is usually whacked out on some combination of pills and booze. Mariah Carey

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#5**
She has to be pretty close to a permanent A- list mostly movie actress by this point. Academy Award winner. Did some bad television. Did some middling television. Doing the stalker thing right now with her married boyfriend which is causing issues at his house. You know, where he lives with his wife and kids. Our actress says that he said he was going to leave his wife. Apparently she wants him to follow through with that and is here to help. Hilary Swank

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#6**
A very big couple of days of fighting between this B+ list mostly movie actress and her B+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on a very very very long running show which is still on the air. He thinks it will hurt his career to be more vocal politically. She doesn’t care. Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#7**
Don’t believe the hype. This A list singer is suffering from really low ticket sales and is hoping an upcoming big television appearance will change all that. If it doesn’t, then look for the tour to be dramatically shortened. Katy Perry ("American Idol")

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#8**
This former A list tweener turned B list adult singer was not shy about exploring the red light district while out of the country. He probably told his foreign born girlfriend he was meditating. Joe Jonas/Sophie Turner (on tour in Manila, Philippines)

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#9**
This foreign born former A list singer of a former A list band that has broken up multiple times and had one big monster hit doesn’t even leave his house most days because of drugs. It wouldn’t shock me if he tried to kill himself. He has a history of depression and is just pushing away help. Gary Kemp ("Spandau Ballet") ("True")

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#10**
I guess it makes a normal cliche story more interesting when you say this A/A+ list mostly movie actress is sleeping with her nanny. One of them. She has more than one. The young one. She is sleeping with the young one. Angelina Jolie

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#11**
This B list mostly television actress last seen in a long running hit cable show isn’t working. She is going to need to work if she keeps dating the guy she is seeing. He is known for draining the bank accounts of the people he dates. Ashley Benson ("Pretty Little Liars")

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#12**
This A list rapper/producer/serial cheater/reality star is now into underage teen girls. The Game

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#13**
SEX FIESTA: This movie was big. Did it cross the $100M mark? Nope. Do all of you know it? Yep. It is just one of those movies that has a very very long life. Back when they made it they were having some soundtrack issues. Actually a lot of soundtrack issues. The producers hated some songs which were going to be on the soundtrack. Loved some that were going to be in the movie but couldn’t get on the soundtrack. Oh, and they also hated their composer. So, I went and visited the set for a couple of days to hash some of it out. I have seen a lot of sets before where people were having a lot of sex. Generally, they pair off and stayed paired off with the same people throughout the whole shoot. This one was completely different. This was one big party where filming was a break from the partying that was going on nonstop. A bunch of 20 something year olds who were all about to hit it big. Seriously, like a handful in the next year would be A list or close to it. There is a now A+ list mostly movie actress who was in it. She did a ton of partying but stayed away from the drugs. Drunk? Every second she could. The thing is she would pass out. If she passed out and the co-star she was hooking up with was still ready to party, he would hook up with any other co-star who was willing. There was a foreign born A- list actor in it. He had sex with three of his co-stars. Two of the female co-stars were dared one night to make out and they ended up doing more than making out. One of them would go on to be an A list television actress. The other probably peaked at A- list. She had a lot of issues after this film was made. I think this film actually introduced her to booze and drugs at a level she had not encountered and it has taken her a lot of years to get over it.

Movie: "Cruel Intentions"
A+ list movie actress: Reese Witherspoon
Co-star: Ryan Phillippe
Foreign born A- list actor: Joshua Jackson
Co-stars he had sex with: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Selma Blair, Tara Reid
A list television actress: Sarah Michelle Gellar
A-list actress: Tara Reid or Selma Blair

203. MEDIA TAKEOUT 08/18
Here’s what a little birdie is saying about your FAVE new R&B singer: I love her dearly, but she is very unstable. I’m told she’s having a mental breakdown, and may have attempted suicide. [A recent concert] was unexpectedly cancelled. Expect the entire tour to be cancelled, and blamed on "sudden illness." Pray for her . . . she’s so talented. Sza

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#1**
This B+ list network reality star talks a good game about his co-star, but he cheats every chance he gets. Val Chmerkovskiy/Jenna Johnson ("Dancing With the Stars")

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#2**
This B+ list mostly television actor on a long running network show is out to his closest friends and family, but the teen recently made his biggest strides yet in coming out publicly. Nolan Gould ("Modern Family") (Stars As A Gay Teen In Logic’s New Music Video)

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#3**
This Housewife has already been hit pretty hard about some of her personal political views has not seen anything yet. Apparently there is a video of her talking about what happened in Charlottesville this past weekend and it would get her instantly fired. Ramona Singer ("Real Housewives of New York City")

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#4**
This foreign born still one hit wonder had to tell paps she was with a member of this reality family to get them to come out and take a picture of her. Of course she was there solo. Iggy Azalea (Kardashians)

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#5**
More planned time with her child was skipped over the past two weeks by this former A list singer who is really focused on herself right now. She has even stopped bothering to give excuses to the child and just ignores the situation. Fergie

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#6**
After about a month of dating, the now ex-boyfriend of this former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show who does not get much work now is in hiding. You do not cross this actress. Ever.

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#7**
After a summer of yachting last year, the permanent A+ list father of the yachter told her he would cut her off if she did it this year. So? She didn’t go anywhere near a yacht. Sofia Richie (Lionel)

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#8**
This foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is being cheated on by her husband again. She has been spending more time away from him as she tries to come terms with it. Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#9**
This collection of actors who are covering up multiple rapes by one of them is really worried about that television show starring one of their former members they can’t control. So far the show has stayed silent on the rapes, but the actors know it is coming.
Collection of actors: Scientologists
Rapist: Danny Masterson
Television show: "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath - What Went Down: Victim Blaming"
Former member: Leah Remini

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#10**
A shared vacation for a somewhat shared experience for these two cable reality stars who are at best B+ list for one and C+ list for the other. The B+ lister cheated on her boyfriend while the C+ lister got cheated on by her boyfriend.
B+ lister: Stassi Schroeder/Patrick Meagher ("Vanderpump Rules")
C+ lister: Danni Baird/Todd Baldree ("Southern Charm")

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#11**
This B- list reality star only gets that high because the cable show has been around for a bit. Not the most popular show on the channel’s lineup. Always needing money to maintain a lifestyle she thinks she deserves, she is apparently being accused of using stolen credit cards.

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#12**
This former B list tweener turned A- list singer had her last three relationships end after she threw something at the love interest. Two men and one woman. That is quite the streak. Demi Lovato

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#13**
Back in the day, I think people forget that this now deceased permanent A+ lister was thisclose to not being married. Things would have turned out much differently if he had followed through with that divorce. Things would have turned out much differently in this modern version too which also involved an A lister. Already separated, divorce was imminent. Divorce would mean a couple of things. A loss of status which the subject of our blind held dearly. She loves to name drop. Loves it. She loves to pretend she moved in the circles prior to meeting her husband but she didn’t. The other thing she would miss would be money. Sure, she would get some child support and a lump sum payment but there would be no more after that. She would have to fend for herself. So, she did what she could. She started triggering the A lister so he would not only start using again but brought a person into his life who would really facilitate the drugs. She thought that drugs would make him more reliant on her as it had in the past. Not this time though. He showed no signs of reconciliation. So, she moved to plan B which involved bullying him. How so? She told him if she was going down then he was going down and that she would go Gone Girl on him and not only spill secrets about him but also make up damaging ones that would see his career go down in flames. She kept pushing and pushing and when she knew he was close to breaking, pushed him over the edge to secure her own fame and fortune.
Couple #1: John Lennon/Yoko Ono/May Pang or Kurt Cobain/Courtney Love
Couple #2: Chris Cornell/Vicky Karayiannis/bodyguard Martin Kristen

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
Outside the sheeple of most entertainment reporters are a few who have been banned from participating in any Q&A with this A- list mostly television actress from a very hit almost television show. She can’t handle anything but softball questions. Eventually though, they will get to her. I think they have a plan for the Emmy red carpet. Elisabeth Moss ("The Handmaid's Tale") (Scientology and reaction to Leah Remini’s "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath")

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
Knowing they have a fan problem, the people of this A- list singer who used to be a Disney actress set up what they thought would be a great interactive fan event. Their drug addled client wouldn’t have to put much effort into pretending she likes her fans and the fans would get a couple of hours asking questions. They actually got 27 minutes before the singer had enough. The fans had not even got to the child molester questions. Selena Gomez (Untitled Woody Allen Project)

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
Lots of questions about this foundation of a now deceased A list celebrity and what exactly happened but probably going to have to wait until the foundation’s 990-PF is filed. They are very late filing it. "The Chris & Vicky Cornell Foundation - IfOnly"

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
This talk show host is back on the booze in a big way. I’m sure his wife is thrilled. Jimmy Fallon

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
Another weekend another sojourn for money for this foreign born A- list model pro beard who never seems to spend any time with the A list client any longer. Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
This one named A- list singer not named Kesha or Halsey is great at hiding her pill problem. Unfortunately she mixed in some new ones she got from a new doctor and she is lucky to be alive. Sza

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actor from an iconic network show who has had mixed success in movies and television since is telling friends goodbye and giving away things. Someone needs to get him some help. They are trying but he is refusing. Matthew Perry

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
Already one friendship was ruined when this A- list mostly movie actress who ALL of you know accused a friend of sleeping with the husband of the A- lister. She hadn’t but he has slept with plenty of other people including at least two people who work for the actress. Jennifer Aniston/Chelsea Handler/Justin Theroux

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
This former A- list singer/television actress/reality star turned "take what I can get" has apparently reached out to this married bloated former A list boy bander/solo artist because she wants to hook up with him. Why? She really thinks she is someone else. She needs help. Brandy (Whitney Houston)/Bobby Brown

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#5**
This married permanent A+ list rapper had female companionship in his vehicle to and from a restaurant this past week. Different women each direction. Jay Z (in London)

227. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/21
"We’re worried" is the consensus from Hollywood insiders regarding this A list director. Widespread speculation over his health with some rumours claiming the legendary director has cancer, malnutrition or even a stress-related disorder. Others claim that it pertains to mental illness. Nobody knows for sure. Everyone is worried. James Cameron; Clint Eastwood

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
Between her ex and her current on again off again boyfriend, this former A list mostly television actress who, because of her track record is probably permanently at least A- list has been in therapy 2 hours a day five days a week for the past two years. Courteney Cox (David Arquette and Johnny McDaid)

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
Speaking of therapy, this former A+ list mostly movie actress walked away from the spotlight a few years back. Everyone thought it was because of the roles she was being offered or that she had a fear of failing, but it turns out something happened on her second to last movie and it made her never want to do another one again. Her last movie was a favor she felt like she couldn’t walk away from. Cameron Diaz

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
This former A+ list athlete who got into a lot of trouble recently stopped making hush payments to his former A list celebrity ex. He probably figures nothing else could happen to him. Tiger Woods/Lindsey Vonn

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
In one of the worst ideas for a reality show I have heard in awhile, this former infamous A lister wants to take a camera crew with her back to where her infamy began and try to correct the record. Very very bad idea. Amanda Knox

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#5**
This married A+/A list mostly movie actor took right up where he left last time he was in this overseas country. Hooking up with a catering manager at the hotel where he is staying. Channing Tatum ("Lucky Logan" premiere in Amsterdam)

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has a franchise under her belt has been dealing with her bulimia again. She had a big problem a few years back and it cost her some really big film roles. Brie Larson ("Captain Marvel")

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actor sucked at his big chance leading a movie, but continues to make television and almost television hits. He is also cheating on his wife and she has no idea. It would hit her like a ton of bricks. Aaron Paul/Lauren Parsekian

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#8**
KINDNESS: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who set records in her last movie had no problems with her dinner being interrupted multiple times the other night to meet young girls who wanted to meet her and take photos with her. She looked like she was having the best time. Gal Gadot ("Wonder Woman")

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#9**
Even her fellow cast members on this production have to refer to this B list actress/singer as Ms.____________ when they address her. She actually yelled at someone who dare call her by her first name. Lea Michele ("The Mayor")

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#10**
Over the past week or so since Aaron Carter came out, the back in the day winner of this reality competition has been getting texts from a competitor on the same season of the show who keeps telling him that this is his chance right now too. Kris Allen ("American Idol")/Adam Lambert

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#11**
Apparently this A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show likes to wear surgical gloves when he has sex.

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#12**
This foreign born A- list model wannabe actress made $50K this weekend having sex with multiple oligarchs. She was with a couple of friends and they rotated throughout the weekend. Guess her A+ list boyfriend just doesn’t care. Hmmmm. Irina Shayk in Russia (Bradley Cooper)

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#13**
#1 – Apparently the first affair mentioned yesterday by his ex-wife yesterday was with a 19 year old actress. I don’t think even the ex-wife knows that her ex and the teen hooked up in the marital bed. Joss Whedon/Kai Cole/Eliza Dushku (Faith/"Buffy the Vampire Slayer")

#2 – This A list Olympian has it out for her fellow competitor after a casting couch incident where the latter was cast and the former was not. Gabby Douglas ("Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn")

#3 – I wonder if this A+ list mostly movie actor knows the PR person he is hooking up with is also hooking up with this former A- list mostly television actor who blew his chance when given the lead in a huge movie after turning down a different one. Brad Pitt (produced "The Lost City of Z") starring Charlie Hunnam ("Fifty Shades of Grey") ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")

242. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/22
This upcoming biopic may have received a lot of coverage, but insiders tell me "not to get your hopes up" for it. ‘The script is bad,’ says the key source. ‘Typical Oscar bait that will not hit.’ Another compared the movie to The Last of Robin Hood. Remember that? Didn’t think so. Freddie Mercury biopic "Bohemian Rhapsody"

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
Apparently this still not legal B- list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister and B+ list actress recently had an abortion but is still dating the much older man she has been seeing with the blessing of her parents.

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#2**
This one year wonder who was a professional beard back in the day is being cheated on by her A- list athlete boyfriend. Olivia Culpo "Miss USA 2012" (Nick Jonas and Tim Tebow)/Danny Amendola

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
This former A+ list athlete turned reality star turned A- list athlete turned celebrity got into a drunken fight with his significant other. When he drinks, good things never happen. Ryan Lochte/Kayla Rae Reid

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This Housewife starred on a franchise out of the country in addition to another US reality reboot. She is being investigated for money laundering in three countries. Joanna Krupa ("Real Housewives of Miami") (Polish "Top Model") ("Battle of the Network Stars")

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
Things are about to get even more uncomfortable for this married A list comic/actor as another two women are about to come forward to discuss their affairs with the A lister. Kevin Hart

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
This B list country singer has a couple of gold singles the past couple of years. He also went on a HGH fueled rant in the lobby of a hotel when he thought some people were making fun of him. They weren’t. They were laughing at a television in the lobby bar they were watching.

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/celebrity offspring has probably dropped to A-/B+ list now. She was told by her people her latest project would get her another Oscar nom/win. It won’t. Kate Hudson (shaved her head for movie "Sister")

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
Not sure this is a good idea. This former B list tweener turned A-/B+ list singer all of you know has a substance abuse problem. With a bunch of horrible short term relationships this year, the singer has asked her closeted tweener friend to be a sperm donor. Our singer thinks being pregnant will help her quit drugs. Demi Lovato/Nick Jonas

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#9**
I’m guessing he probably should have seen this blind coming. Apparently producers have been making this reality star study 2-3 hours a day because he has missed so many facts about celebrities he should have known if he was real. Tyler Henry ("Hollywood Medium")

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#10**
This aging running out of money former A list society maven who was wife one of three of an A++ lister has been using her influence to have some of her love rivals for a billionaire harassed by local authorities in the country where she is right now. Ivana Trump (wife #1 to Donald Trump)

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#11**
Always on the receiving end of a whole bunch of cheating for many years, this B+ list celebrity most people know who don’t even read any gossip stuff is hooking up with a married guy. A guy married to an A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show.

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#12**
This former network reality star from a very long running network show casting couched her way to a new product line which her sex partner dumped about $500K into. The line has awful reviews and she has no name recognition so bye bye money. Karina Smirnoff ("Dancing With the Stars")/Chad Johnson (Luxury Real Estate Agent "The Bachelorette")

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#13**
The End Of The Storm: Had a hard time coming up with a title to this one. Over the years I have written bits and pieces of the entirety of this story as they were told to me. Over the last week or two, it has all come together to the point where I don’t even know where to begin. Go back almost a decade. You had this foreign born rising star in his early teens. He flies here to the US and meets one of his idols. Probably a permanent A lister. The idol is closeted and has sex with women but much prefers men. Well, young men. He made it very clear to the teen what he needed to do and the teen did it. Did it is probably the wrong term. The teen was raped. Repeatedly. By his idol. This went on for years. The teen was super confused. He was becoming an A+ lister. He is still pretty close to that now. Women were throwing themselves at him but his only sexual experiences had been with this singer who was raping him. I don’t think our singer has ever really adjusted to that time period. He needs a lot of therapy and he is getting it. BUT, and this is a big but. The people he is getting therapy from are people who have ulterior motives. The biggest of those motives is money. Our singer is handing money over hand over fist. More exploitation is not what he needs. It will come out eventually and then he will be using more and end up in a death spiral. Another big issue in all of this are the ongoing legal troubles of the permanent A lister. His sexual history and partners are going to come out and it is going to drag the subject of this blind front and center.

Foreign born rising star: Justin Bieber
Ulterior motives therapy: "Hillsong Church in New York City"

Permanent A lister: Usher

256. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/23
This geriatric A list actor’s relationship with an actress young enough to be his daughter could be outed in the latest celebrity phone hacking leaks. The actor is also supposedly in a long term relationship with someone else, according to the insider. Hugh Hefner tips his crusty cap. Al Pacino (Lucila Sola)/Addison Timlin

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who everyone knows because of a certain role is probably B- list now and survives on direct to on demand and tv movies. She is married. Her husband broke away from a trip they are having to hook up with someone he has been seeing the past few months. Jamie-Lynn Sigler (Meadow Soprano "The Sopranos")/Cutter Dykstra

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
After being rejected for a return as a Housewife this former west coast Housewife is desperate to regain her fame so is spinning yarns about her life which she knows will get her some ink in the tabloids but are not even close to being true. Yolanda Foster Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
This troubled reality star/"entertainment athlete" is in trouble again with drug dealers. Her debt is out of control and they are blackmailing her. Paige ("Total Divas")

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
According to the friends of the potential victim, this former A+ list rapper is threatening to kill or have killed his permanent A list rapper rival. Kanye/Jay Z

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress is best known for her run on a very hit long running cable show which is still airing. She is taking a lot of flack from fans of that show for her public statements supporting a racist who used to be an A+ list mostly movie actor. Laurie Holden ("The Walking Dead")/Mel Gibson

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
This A- list country singer has some kind of deal with country radio. The platinum record selling number one single having new record releasing soon singer and the media pretend he is straight and never talk about the men he dates or the boyfriends and it is amazing how both sides just like to live in a fantasy world. Kenny Chesney

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
Some people have way more money than sense. Apparently there is a guy who wants to have sex more than once with this former stripper turned reality star turned celebrity. Our former stripper told him he had to prove it. So, she made him open a $100K credit line for her to use as she see fits. The way she saw fit was to spend the $100K in about an hour. Now, she is not returning the guy’s calls. Blac Chyna

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
While out of the country, this foreign born former A+ list athlete was not showing any signs that he is still with that B+ list actress significant other. He was hooking up with a teen model from his home country. Wladimir Klitschko/Hayden Panettiere

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who will be A- list when her superhero movie comes out is hoping she can make her ex jealous enough to want her back. After what she did to the ex though it is highly unlikely. Amber Heard ("Aquaman")/Elon Musk

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is having to downsize into a living space one quarter the size of her old home. Plus, it is only a rental rather than owning. She just can’t get anyone to get her a job that pays and she feels like there is no point in performing shows because the money she earns just goes straight to people she owes money to. Iggy Azalea

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#11**
This troubled A list NFL player who is taking a little break was hit on by two women of color while he was eating dinner. He told them point blank he only likes dating blondes. Ezekiel Elliott ("Dallas Cowboys")

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#12**
This celebrity offspring you probably didn’t even know existed is shaking down his half sibling who is someone you do know exists and is the offspring of a permanent A+ lister by trashing them on social media until they cough up money.

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#13**
#1 – Kindness – This A- list mostly television actress who is permanently associated with this very very long running network hospital show which will probably go on forever has been known to have social media conversations with young fans and does the same out in public. She has never turned down any young fan ever for a photo or an autograph. Ellen Pompeo ("Grey’s Anatomy")

#2 – The payments and agreements that are going to have to be negotiated between this A+ list mostly movie actor and the foreign born model/actress he calls his girlfriend are are going to be intense. Every day that goes by though without the payments or agreement brings the threat of the house of cards collapsing. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk

#3 – This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is wrapping her first movie in a long time is about to be betrayed by someone who has been very close to the actress for a very long time. Jodie Foster ("Hotel Artemis"); Sandra Bullock ("Ocean’s Eight")

270. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/24
Rumour has is that the next episode of this A list television show is set to feature the biggest special effects sequence in the show’s history and involves the end of one of the most famous parts of the show. The cost is reportedly mind blowing and is partially funded by the budget from the next series. A zombie dragon destroyed the Wall on "Game of Thrones"

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#1**
Don’t believe the hype. This network reality star is returning to his roots because, as I predicted months ago, he went through all of his money on that crazy venture he did with his wife. That type of venture has been the downfall of several reality stars and it is not clothing or makeup lines. Mark Ballas ("Dancing With the Stars")/BC Jeans (EP "High Enough")

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#2**
It is not cut and dry that this not yet in production "origin" movie will have the most recent people to play the roles involved. There is a lot of dislike coming from this foreign born actress to her potential co-star and as much as she would like to make the movie, how big does that check have to be to want her to co-star with the actor again.
Movie: "Joker Origin"
Actress: Margot Robbie
Co-star: Jared Leto

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#3**
This east coast Housewife might not call her most recent relationship over but the guy she was dating sure does seem to be dating a lot of other women. Carole Radziwill ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Adam Kenworthy

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#4**
This A/A- list singer depending on what age you are and your tolerance level for her behavior is battling a big drug issue right now and the vast majority of it has been prescribed by doctors. She is not well, and for once, most of her drug use is not of her own making. Ariana Grande

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is never going to back off from the wall claims she makes because those claims make her a ton of money without her having to do much real work. Gwyneth Paltrow ("Goop" deceptive advertising)

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#6**
This foreign born A-/B+ list celebrity who will never be the A+ listerness of her sibling wants some bodyguards, but no one sees the need. She thinks they will make her look more important and people will notice her more. Pippa Middleton (Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge)

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#7**
When this train wreck of an MTV reality star is out in LA this weekend she has pre-ordered Fentanyl from her dealer of choice. That differs from her usual order. Is it for her or her significant other or both? No one knows. Jenelle Evans ("Teen Mom 2")/David Eason

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#8**
It didn’t take long for producers thinking of a reality reboot of this formerly overly exposed to the detriment of the world reality couple to back out. There is audio of one of the couple on a racist rant that was recorded in the past week or so. Spencer Pratt (Heidi)/Alex Jones

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#9**
Maybe there is a language barrier or something but this former A+ list mostly movie actress from a celebrity family is on driver #10 and production assistant #5 on her latest production. Most have quit within the first few days of being assigned to her. Ashley Judd (filming "Berlin Station" in Germany)

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#10**
Apparently one of the many women this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from a big acting family was hooking up with on a regular basis had a pregnancy scare which brought the relationship and others to the attention of this former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list singer. It is not like he has ever not cheated because he has from day one. Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#11**
This married A- list mostly television actor used to be A list. He had a chance to be A list again but is about to drop to B+ list because he is having trouble on his cable show. Because of his struggles he missed a very important family life event. Eric Dane ("The Last Ship") (funeral of his wife’s (Rebecca Gayheart) sister)

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#12**
My guess is Molly but it could have been Molly mixed with some Oxy that this B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family was wasted on at a movie premiere of her movie this week. Alexandra Daddario ("The Layover")

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#13**
Normally there would be no need to discuss a C list actress in this space. If a C lister made it into the blinds it would be at different time of day. The fact that this actress is actually C list might come as a surprise to a lot of you. If she was not such an unpleasant person, and basically buying her way into roles, she might be B- list. She literally does buy her way into roles and gives herself fairly high billing. The thing is though the films are crap and she usually has to get naked in them in addition to giving money. She thinks she is A list. She has crossed my radar a lot. Until the past week or so though, it wouldn’t have made any sense to write about her. Now though? Fair game. She is foreign born and always had some money. It was never enough for her though. She always wanted more. She got her first several roles by hitting the casting couch. Her husband didn’t catch on to that for a couple of years. Oh, there was the time she wanted a role in a movie and blackmailed the producer/writer. You all would know his name. He hooked up with our actress in return for a bit part. That was not good enough for her so she threatened to tell the producer’s wife about the sex if she was not given a bigger role. The actress was given a bigger role. In fact, the whole script was changed for her. During the filming she started hooking up with the director and continues to f**k him all of the time despite being married again. Yeah, her new husband is cuckolded and does what she says. Meanwhile, she makes movies with the director where she provides the money. Well, her husband provides the money. Apparently in one of her movies where she got naked and had a really long nude scene she made sure her husband was there to watch her get naked and film sex scenes. It is the most messed up marriage. It will go down in a huge ball of flames. Did I ever mention that she was kicked out of school once for trying to poison a classmate who was sleeping with a professor that our actress wanted to sleep with. Yeah. Like I said, not a nice person.
Actress: Louise Linton
First husband: Los Angeles defense attorney Ronald Richards
Current husband: Steven Mnuchin, the United States Secretary of the Treasury
Movie producer/writer: Eli Roth ("Cabin Fever")
Director: Travis Zariwny

284. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/25
Sources inform me that this hyped up reality show is in danger of cancellation, despite the considerable amount the network has poured into marketing costs. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. "Life of Kylie on E!"; "Battle of the Network Stars"

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
This offspring of a reality star/wannabe talk show host seems surprised her current relationship soured. When it starts off with a payoff and continues with a daily inquiry about when they should get married or if he has thought about baby names, it is not going to last. Savannah Chrisley ("Chrisley Knows Best")/Luke Kennard

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee for a movie way back in the day. He has a family member who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. Our actor is addicted to pain killers and takes them every couple of hours almost 24 hours a day. He has quit for the most part all the other drugs he used to take. Ryan O'Neal (Nominated Best Actor in a Leading Role "Love Story")/Tatum O'Neal (Won Best Actress in a Supporting Role "Paper Moon")

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#3**
It is all finally coming out into the open. This mostly closeted cable reality star who has managed to land two separate shows (one of which is a hit for the cable channel where it airs) while pretending he enjoys being with women is being called out for his proclivity to have sex with men for money. Jax Taylor ("Vanderpump Rules" and "Vanderpump Rules Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky")

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#4**
This foreign born former A+ list singer is altering history again. I love when singers who get songwriting credits then say what inspired the song when they know very well they just bought it from a writer and paid them enough to give up any credit or to mention to anyone they wrote it. Our former A+ list singer has a great big yarn about what inspired one of her hits. I wouldn’t put it past her ex to talk about the real story. Shania Twain ("That Don't Impress Me Much" inspired by nude Brad Pitt pictures)

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#5**
These two multiple times movie B+ list co-stars might be married but that does not mean they have ever had sex. Anna Camp/Skylar Astin ("Pitch Perfect")

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#6**
This Housewife was supposed to go yachting but was left behind when she tried to submit a rider which she wanted fulfilled before she would board. Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#7**
It gets super quiet in the locker room when this foreign born A list tennis player enters. No one likes her and there is a rumor that she threw some perceived competition under the bus which is not allowing the competitor to play in a tournament. Maria Sharapova

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#8**
This former tweener actress turned married talk show host is cheating on her husband. Not shocking considering they had an affair when he was married. Adrienne Bailon ("The Real")/Israel Houghton

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress is not making friends with the co-stars of her boyfriend’s hit cable show. Apparently our actress called some paps and they ended up taking pics of the child/ren of one of the co-stars which were then published. The co-star has a strict privacy policy and is now mad at the boyfriend and the actress. Diane Kruger/Norman Reedus/Andrew Lincoln ("The Walking Dead")

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#10**
This married super conservative offspring of someone more conservative who has A list name recognition who is the offspring of someone even more conservative who had A++ list name recognition picks up men gay bars several times a year and brings them back to his secret out of town crash pad. Jerry (Trey) Falwell III/Jerry Falwell Jr./Jerry Falwell

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#11**
Our favorite closeted former B+ list network actor from that hit ensemble show has been trying to promote his beard’s talents in the entertainment business. He is exaggerating her accomplishments but he can’t afford to pay her as much money any longer so is hoping she can land a high paying gig if he pretends she has done certain things even if not true. Darren Criss/Mia Swier

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#12**
These two former strippers turned reality stars turned celebrities laughed at and made fun of a woman who was raped. Amber Rose/Blac Chyna  (R. Kelly's latest sexual assault accuser, Jerhonda Pace)

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#13**
Same guy for all. Foreign bon A+ list director. James Cameron

#1 – Once showed his wife at the time a video of himself being orally serviced by another woman. He started telling his wife how much better the other woman was until his wife walked out. Linda Hamilton (other woman Suzy Amis)

#2 – Took time off from his honeymoon to one of his wives to have sex with the actress he later cast into her big break. She has A list name recognition despite being a horrible actress. Jessica Alba ("Dark Angel") (wife Suzy Amis)

#3 – Cast an entire movie based on whether the actresses auditioning would show him their breasts during the audition and the probability they would have sex with him during filming. "Piranha Part Two: The Spawning"

#4 – Cast a woman for a role and when she showed up to shoot the first day called her a "fat f**k" because she had gained a couple of pounds. For the entire shoot that is how he addressed her. Kate Winslet ("Titanic")

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
I know some things have changed but as far as I know the ban is still in place regarding this A+ list singer/awful actor and a certain event where he is not allowed to perform. Justin Timberlake ("Superbowl 2018")

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
Award season is nearing. Even when you are not individually nominated, many of the show have multiple members of the cast invited. So, what to do if you are this foreign born closeted former boy bander who is in a movie which will be nominated? Go back to an old standby beard who already knows the score. Harry Styles ("Dunkirk")/Kendall Jenner

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
Many of the model establishment put their foot down and said they would not walk for this show if the show did what they did last year and made it about celebrity rather than the established models. The company behind the show backed down between auditions and callbacks and most celebrities/"models" are not being included. "Victoria's Secret" 2017 Fashion Show

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is not getting along with her A-/B+ list co-star who is being a huge diva and constantly name dropping her husband. Our Oscar nominee/winner just does not do that kind of thing and it is really causing tension. Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)/Anna Kendrick ("A Simple Favor")

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
This foreign born superhero is changing hotels every night and staying away from his house after breaking up with his current girlfriend. He cheated and she is not happy. Henry Cavill/Lucy Cork

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
This former A- list actor back in the day was using the funds of his A+ list mostly movie actor best friend by gambling and going through a series of escorts in the past 48 hours. Leonardo DiCapiro/Adrian Brody

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
Showing once again that he is a huge prick, this A+ list fighter was asked about charities he might give some of his winnings too. He said, "F**k charities. The only charity I care about is me." Floyd Mayweather

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/27 **#4**
This one named always broke rapper is trying to hide from a former business partner. This kind of issue won’t be settled in the courts. Tyga/Chuon Guen Lee

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
VMA’s: From the red carpet to the show and beyond, this married B+ list mostly television actress all of you know despite her bigger days being behind her was wasted. It has been awhile since anyone has seen that. She has been to rehab multiple times and needs to get it together before the long running television turned almost television show continues filming. Portia de Rossi ("Arrested Development")

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
VMA’s: About halfway through the show last night, this A list singer with multiple responsibilities last evening had a four minute mini-rant where she kept repeating, "F**k this." She hated last night and if it had just been a concert would have walked during the show. Katy Perry

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
VMA’s: Things were so bad in rehearsals for this foreign born A- list singer that producers wanted to cut her performance. They probably should have or her people should have come up with an illness excuse. Lorde

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
VMA’s: Arguably the singer with the most attention focused on her during the year was a no show at the awards. Why? She knew she wasn’t going to win and knew several months ago that was the plan which is why she set up her schedule to give her a plausible excuse for not being there. Beyoncé

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#5**
VMA’s: At an after party, this A+ list record producer who is having a big year outside the studio snapped at his wife when she tried to interject herself into a conversation. The quote used by two people who saw it said the producer was being a total d**k. DJ Khaled/Nicole Tuck

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#6**
VMA’s: This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/better singer/biggest hardware holding who most of you of a certain age know from something other than movies or singing had a pickup line last night at an after party of, "Do you want to blow me here or back at my place?" I would love to say it didn’t work, but after about just ten no’s, he got a yes for back at his place. Jared Leto

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#7**
VMA’s: I’m sure this will work out well if it ever goes public or more than one night. This A list singer was sucking face and totally into this foreign born A list DJ at an after party last night. I can hear the gears turning in the head of this A+/A list singer. Katy Perry/Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#8**
VMA’s: Honestly, even if it was me at this after party instead of a spy, I’m not sure I could tell you who is who in this A list duo. At an after party, one was doing lines of coke while doing shots of bourbon. He was messy. "The Chainsmokers"

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#9**
VMA’s: This B- list singer/actress/reality star had a rough night. She was all smiles and talking about her new boyfriend at an after party. Then someone sent her a photo of the new boyfriend with another woman. I mean our singer/actress/reality star was crushed. Just started crying right then.

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#10**
VMA’s: "We can be friends, but I know you are gay, and I just am not going to play that game." This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/singer to this foreign born A list singer when he started talking about they would be a good couple. Hailee Steinfeld/Shawn Mendes

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#11**
VMA’s: This is something I don’t quite understand so maybe there is some backstory to which I am not aware. At an after party last night, this foreign born singer turned celebrity turned reality judge got into a very heated argument with this singer/actress from a very popular network show. The argument was about the soon to be ex of the foreign born star. Apparently the actress/singer has been hooking up with him. Why would it bother our foreign born star? Mel B (Stephen Belafonte)/Serayah ("Empire")

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#12**
VMA’s: The B list musician was at an after party but his former A+ list mostly movie actress wife was not. Probably hooking up with her pot dealer again. The guy is so whipped. He just puts up with it. He has always been like that in every relationship. Benji Madden (Cameron Diaz)

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#13**
VMA’s: This foreign born B- list singer/actress only gets that high because of the family name. She is barely legal and at an after party was not only being rude but trying to keep all the coke for herself. Oh, and a quick side note. If you start blowing up your lips at this age, I fear what you will decide they need to look like in a decade.

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#14**
VMA’s: Not sure what happened to her after the show, but during the show, this A-/B+ list mostly television actress/former pro beard was cozying up to this A list movie producer who is married. Didn’t seem like either cared about the wedding vows. Olivia Munn

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#15**
VMA’s: This one named singer who fell from A+ list and not at all entirely because she loves her booze, spent a great deal of the night, trying to pull out a loose tooth from her mouth. Ummm. OK. Kesha

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#16**
VMA’s: Apparently this YouTube star who used to be cheated on by another YouTube star every night while he made her watch went on a rampage when she saw one of his male cohorts. The cohort took a swing at her and said he was just paying her back for what her current YouTube star boyfriend did to a woman. Alissa Violet/Jake Paul/Ricky Banks (attacked Jake Paul’s assistant Megan Zelly)/Cameron Dallas

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#17**
Back In The Day VMA Show: I don’t know if this VMA show from back in the day was the most crazy, but it was right up there. It was the mid 90’s. The show was actually something people still wanted to attend and was an event. The host this particular year was an a-hole. Hell, he is still an a-hole. He kept talking crap about everyone at the show. Acted like he was better than everyone and practically said as much during rehearsals. He just wanted a check and an audience to get him more attendance at his stand up shows. I remember this at the time A list singer who has always had issues with drugs was doing lines of coke and smoking crack with this former A list boy bander who was there with his wife. Where was his wife? Well, if you ask this former A+ list athlete who still has A+ list name recognition, he will say he was having sex with her in her dressing room. He says they always did when they saw each other and that her husband just got out of the way. Oh, I just remembered something I had not thought about in awhile. There was this at the time A- list singer who had split from a group. She was so "crafty," she refused to speak during rehearsal. She just sipped tea and nodded. The thing is she wasn’t resting her voice. She wanted the producers to think she was because she thought it made her look arty or what not, but she talked before and after rehearsal. I hate that kind of thing. She had a big group album and one big solo album and nada for a couple of decades now. This A list celebrity who seems to enjoy the confidence of a world leader threw up all over the shoes of this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and started on television. One crazy thing I know I won’t see again is this permanent A list rapper hot boxing in a room with this Academy Award winning actor who was with his Academy Award winning actress significant other forever. It was a crazy scene.

Year: 1995
Host: Dennis Miller
A list singer: Courtney Love ("Hole")
Former A list boy bander/wife: Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston
Former A+ list athlete: Mike Tyson
"Crafty" A- list singer/group: Natalie Merchant/"10,000 Maniacs"
A list celebrity/world leader: Dennis Rodman/North Korea’s Kim Jong-un
A list mostly movie actor: George Clooney
A list rapper: Notorious B.I.G.
Academy Award winning actor: Tim Robbins
Academy Award winning significant other: Susan Sarandon

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
This OG Teen Mom was desperate to lose weight so turned to Adderall. Not just popping them but playing her favorite game of crushing them mixed with some coke and snorting it. It definitely made her quickly drop the weight plus some. Farrah Abraham

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
At a big event earlier this week, this former stripper turned celebrity turned reality star got into a confrontation with a gun sounding celebrity ex. He says she owes him almost $100K. She then told him his manhood was really really small. When the former stripper’s current boyfriend stepped in, things got a whole lot worse before a group of about ten people broke it up. Amber Rose (21 Savage)/Machine Gun Kelly

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
This married A- list multi-platform host who all of you know had a gig back in the day. It is being revived and he is hooking up with one of the new on camera contributors of the show. "Total Request Live"/Carson Daly

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
While in town this week, this A-/B+ list singer/songwriter/producer hooked up with a guy. This is something I don’t think his long time A- list actress girlfriend knows anything about. She stayed back home. Jack Antonoff (Lena Dunham)

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
This foreign born maybe about to fall out of the top 25 pro tennis players has cancer which they are trying to hide.

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
Every cast member from this long running network show who has a significant other brought them to an off location shoot this week except for this foreign born A- lister on the show. Sofia Vergara (Joe Manganiello)/"Modern Family" filming in Lake Tahoe

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
It is crazy to me how many stories per week this kneepad tabloid is posting each week to proclaim the heterosexuality of this closeted A list reality star from multiple reality shows who all of you know. There are girlfriend stories and marriage stories and baby planning stories and love letter stories. It is endless. Jonathan Scott ("Property Brothers")

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
This foreign born initialized singer who had her peak a couple of years ago trashed her dressing room while in her home country. Apparently she was ticked the promoter didn’t provide any coke. Yeah, she thinks they need to provide illegal drugs to her or she gets mad. Crazy. Charli XCX (England)

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
Rarely have two Teen Mom blinds in a day but since they have been in town, they have been on the radar. This Teen Mom star tried to get a pap to come take some pics but ended up having to pay for them to come out. They would have come without payment but she didn’t know any better so ended up paying and then the pap sold the pics. The pap also said there was a whole lot of tension for what should have been romance photos. A lot of tension. Uncomfortably so. Jenelle Evans

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
Apparently this A-/ B+ list mostly movie actress is not too happy with her A list ex. She has been sending a nanny as of late when he wants to spend time with the kids. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
The internet trolls are in full effect when it comes to dragging this C list celebrity who is the significant other of a one hit wonder celebrity offspring. His ex has four or five people who take turns trolling the girlfriend. April Love Geary/Robin Thicke/Paula Patton

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#12**
This celebrity offspring is in bad shape. Heroin. Hooked by her foreign born singer on again off again boyfriend. Hailey Baldwin/Justin Bieber

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#13**
#1 – This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress repeatedly stated she would never work on a movie at the same time as her A+ list actor husband. Apparently that has changed because she made him get rid of the female assistant she viewed as a threat. Blake Lively (filming "A Simple Favor")/Ryan Reynolds (filming "Deadpool 2")

#2 – This Housewife who does other things in reality found someone to give her a new line of credit. She and her family are so maxed out on everything I don’t know how they can even make any of their payments. Bankruptcy is coming. Kim Zolciak-Biermann ("Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Don't Be Tardy")

#3 – This former A+ list singer narrowly avoided getting busted by police this weekend in Vegas. Some guys he was with opened fire on some rivals but since no one was hurt, the police are not giving it much of an effort. Chris Brown

336. MR. X 08/30 **#1**
It’s a sad day when this east coast newspaper kisses the ass of that sleazy cult and tries to pit two ex celebrity members of the cult against each other. The singer/celeb spawn and that sitcom actress/reality star haven’t been that close of friends over the years. Due to events in their personal lives as of late they are set on taking the cult down. I wonder if the singer and her family will appear on the reality show of that actress? I don’t known, but I won’t be surprised if they do in the future. Lisa Marie Presley/Leah Remini (Scientology)

337. MR. X 08/30 **#2**
Want to know how bad the ticket sales are going for this former A+ list singer turned A- lister who would rather be acting? She is giving them away for free. Yes, through charities, but the charities are having to give them away for free too because no one was donating money to get the tickets. Right now, about 15% of the seats available are free. That is a ton. Lady Gaga

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
One sure sign this A- list reality star all of you know is running out of money is he is trying to get a second loan on his home which would put him way underwater. He needs the cash for his lifestyle and is convinced things will get better. Nope. The family and their circle of hell has seen better days. Scott Disick ("Keeping Up With t he Kardashians")

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
This southwest persona who is A list to some but D list to others, especially this week is being investigated for running a pyramid scheme alongside a family member. Joe Arpaio

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
If you donate money to this reality family, you are just helping them fund a coverup of murder. The money raised is going to bribes and anything extra will line the pockets of the reality stars. Jill Duggar/Derick Dillard (murder of German Daniel Serrano Orellana)

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
This A+/A lost mostly movie actress just won’t stop trying to spin to the world that her drug abuse issues are really some sickness she knows nothing about other than a generality or two to get her through a red carpet interview. Angelina Jolie

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
The husband of this now former NE Housewife always seems like the doting husband. Not so much. He is hooking up with multiple waitresses from a casino and is spending money he keeps hidden from the Housewife. Chris (Jacqueline) Laurita ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
This A+/A list mostly movie actor is going to have a tough time trying to reconcile with his significant other when a co-star he hooked up with on a movie announces she is pregnant with his baby. Chris Pratt (Anna Faris)

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
This former A list singer in a group and solo still has A list name recognition but is going to be dropped by her record label. Anyway, this is not about sales, it is about missing a party for an annual life event of a child. Fergie

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
Don’t look for this A+ list singer to come out condemning a recent statement. Despite being in the closet, she agrees with almost the entirety of the statement. Taylor Swift

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
This A list producer/writer/director who really wants to be an A list actor found a beard to promote his new show. It is his co-star who would date that Progressive box if it would get her more publicity. Seth MacFarlane/Halston Sage ("The Orville")

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
This A+ list singer has already been losing fans because of her dedication to solely boosting her bottom line and brand. She is not making any new friends with her cash grab from fans. She is throwing away her career by being the most greedy singer on the planet. Taylor Swift

348. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#11**
According to his friends, she is at fault. I would ask her friends, but she (A- list singer with A+ list name recognition) has none left. Literally the people she communicated with on a daily basis six months ago are out of her life. If you go back a year, it would have been twice that number and they are all gone too. The ones in her life six months ago, in many cases, had not gone a day without speaking to her in more than a decade. All gone. Those friends had no problems telling me the entire catalog of drugs she takes and has taken, but no one ever saw her use heroin. They say she loves Oxy though so it is not that far to get to the next level. Lets talk about next level. He (A list singer) has always taken drugs that are higher up the food chain. Coke was just a starter for him. His thing was doing a lot of it and then, he did start freebasing so I am going to go with him being at fault for the heroin. I imagine with her it probably started with snorting. I would say she is still at that level, but she has changed what she wears now when she goes out in public. Covering things she used to bare. At this point, they are rarely venturing out. They both have cut off contact. She is skipping jobs and when she does show up at a studio to record, can’t function and just inevitably sits on a couch or chair and nods off. He is destroying his career with cancellations. Promoters hate it. They have already spent money from one show and put it toward another. You start canceling shows and they are refunding money, you are not going to get booked next time. I don’t mean to be gloom and doom here, but if they get a full shot of fentanyl, for sure she would die. I don’t know his tolerance, but he would probably be gone too. Selena Gomez/The Weeknd

349. POPBITCH 08/31
Which news team sent a couple of reporters to the building where Diana's body was being housed pre-funeral? They tried to gain access by posing as gas workers responding to a call about a leak, but were sent on their way by security – and then tailed.
Rupert Murdoch "The Sun"

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit network show that has spawned several other spinoffs and is not named Law & Order, CSI or NCIS is cheating on his significant other with his celebrity ex who is cheating on her significant other. Taylor Kinney (Alanna DiGiovanni)/Lady Gaga (Christian Carino)

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
This back in the day MTV reality star who is still over exposed years later recently double downed on his dislike of people of color. All of this is going to come out and any chance of getting work again will be out the door. Spencer Pratt

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#3**
This closeted A list NFL player continues to blame outside forces for his most recently failed relationship instead of the fact the contract was up and his beard wanted to have a real relationship. Probably. I wouldn’t put it past her to have another relationship for money. Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#4**
Back in the day this producer had a big crush on this former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who seemingly was more famous for that former A+ list athlete she was briefly married to. She has had sporadic work the past couple of decades but landed a really big role on a network show because of the producer’s crush. She did have to sleep with him first. Robin Givens (Mike Tyson)/Adam Horowitz or Edward Kitsis ("Once Upon A Time"); Brooke Shields  (Andre Agassi) ("Law & Order: SVU")

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#5**
The so called boyfriend of this A+ list singer hooked up with another guy two weeks ago that he met at a club in his home country. Joe Alwyn (United Kingdom)/Taylor Swift

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#6**
Apparently the cheating gene doesn’t disappear even when you hit your 80’s. This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is hooking up with a woman in her late 20’s. Warren Beatty

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#7**
This former late night actress turned A- list mostly movie actress always looks so odd on red carpets because of the boatloads of anxiety meds she takes because of her fear of being in public and stage fright and a host of others. Kristen Wiig

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#8**
Trouble in paradise for this A- list mostly television actress who is on multiple shows for the same family of networks. Her live in boyfriend has been sexting another woman while the actress has been back to work the past few weeks on the set of one of her shows. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")/Levi Meaden

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#9**
The leader of this church who is not named Joel Osteen has been in the celebrity news quite a lot lately. Apparently, even though he is married he regularly hooks up with this B-/C+ list celebrity offspring wannabe model. He is trying to set her up with various wealthier potential parishioners in hopes she can lead them to the flock and give her a cut of what they donate. Chad Veach (Julia)/Hailey Baldwin (Zoe Church/Hillsong Church)

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#10**
This now permanent A list comic/actress/host has been on a new diet and she is taking it way too far. She refuses to change and people are worried she will die if she doesn’t stop doing what she is doing. Ellen DeGeneres

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#11**
This on again off again music reality couple who seem to only get back together when there is a possibility of a new season of their reality show is off again. Apparently, despite the husband hooking up with new women almost daily, he took offense to his wife sleeping with another guy or two for the past couple of years. T.I. and Tiny (Master P)

361. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#12**
#1 – You know that twin? Yeah, the one who started as a baby? No, the other one who has not been as successful outside the tween world as his brother. Yes, that one. Anyway, he cheated on his girlfriend with this foreign born co-star one night and then the next night with a friend of the foreign born co-star. That first foreign born co-star got her big break in Hollywood by sleeping with the chain smoking A+ lister who loves Russian strippers and charity.
Twin: Dylan Sprouse (brother Cole Sprouse)
Girlfriend: Dayna Frazer
Movie: "Carte Blanche"
Foreign born co-star: Suki Waterhouse
Chain smoking A+ lister: Sean Penn ("Sound of Sun")
Friend of foreign born co-star: PROBABLY: Eva Doležalová

#2 – If this former A+ list comedian/movie actor wants to make all his troubles go away, all he has to do is go on television or even make a video saying how much he likes a certain group. If he did that, all these stories about him leaking and that messy lawsuit would vanish. Jim Carrey (Scientology)

#3 – This A+ list QB who all of you know even if you have never watched one play of football was the biggest a-hole to a photographer for a magazine. Now, the player agreed to the shoot, but spent most of the shoot talking to other people instead of shooting. He was rude to the staff of the magazine and derided the catering. The QB, after wasting the entire allotted time told the photographer he had exactly one minute to take the photos for the shoot. One minute instead of one hour. Tom Brady

To have blind item guess considered send it to: agcblinditems
or post to agcblinditems

What does A List mean?


Last updated:  November 23, 2018