NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/01
None of the C list kids in this A list family are speaking to the A list
parents. ‘Too much freedom,’ says the source. ‘It’s been
exercised in the worst way.’ I don’t think any of us saw the mom
and dad winning awards for their parenting, but we didn’t predict that
it would get this bad this fast. Rumer, Tallulah Belle, and Scout LaRue
Willis (Bruce Willis/Demi Moore)
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#1**
This former network reality star is trying to blackmail her way back on the
show after a multiple season absence. She is really getting desperate.
Karina
Smirnoff ("Dancing Withe the Stars")
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#2**
Don’t believe the hype this Teen Mom/Teen Mom 2 star is trying to sell.
She knew exactly what she was doing when she got pregnant. Her story is crap
but she thought it sounded good when another cast mate said the same type
thing so decided to give it a go herself.
Kailyn
Lowry
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#3**
Apparently this first bunch of blinds is going to be all reality. This southern
California Housewife is wrong by about a factor of 3 on the number of women
this husband of a Housewife is cheating on his wife with. And that is just
currently.
Meghan
King Edmonds/former baseball player Jim Edmonds ("Real Housewives of Orange
County")
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress married to an A lister takes 5-10 photos
every few days in a variety of outfits and products and then has her people
try and sell the photos to tabloids with a copy to the companies she is wearing
or using. She wants to be the face of a big company or designer because she
thinks it will be way easier than acting with just as much money in her pocket.
Blake Lively
(Ryan Reynolds)
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#5**
I guess when this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee got another woman pregnant was the final straw for his wife.
At that point she was just feeling humiliated.
Casey
Affleck/Summer Phoenix
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#6**
To really take things a step further on a project where the crew already
hate her, this former beard/B+ list actress has decided to bring her pets
to the set without asking anyone if it is ok that she do so. Should be
interesting.
Olivia
Munn ("Six")
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#7**
This still fairly newly married former Disney star has been hitting on his
co-star in a recent project. She has also spent some time working for the
Mouse House.
Corbin
Bleu (Sasha Clements)/Dove Cameron (live performances of the musical "MAMMA
MIA!" at the Hollywood Bowl)
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#8**
This B+ list mostly television actress who stars in a very hit network show
that is entering its second season is madly in love with her boyfriend but
he cheats on her all the time. He just likes being with her for the fame
perks and she pays for everything too.
Mandy
Moore/Taylor Goldsmith ("Dawes" band);
Chrissy
Metz/"This Is Us" cameraman Josh Stancil
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#9**
This aging permanent A list singer who is someone all of you know told his
long time significant other that she is playing with fire and there are plenty
of very young women who would be willing to take her place. Apparently he
is not happy with the frequency of their sex life.
Lionel
Richie/Lisa
Parigi
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
I’m always amused when people think this former A+ list mostly movie
actress has turned a new leaf and won’t be a big pain any longer. She
gives a coherent interview or appears on a panel and everyone says isn’t
she nice. Then, she shows up at work on a set and within a week the entire
crew is raging. Writers and producers and the director try to find a way
to reduce her part and get her out of there as quickly as possible like on
her most recent project. The rest of her showbiz family has their own quirks
but not the dislike this actress generates almost everywhere she goes.
Ashley
Judd ("Berlin Station")
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#11**
I’m really interested to see how this A list director reacts when he
finds out his A+ list mostly movie actress girlfriend is sleeping with her
actor ex. It should be epic.
Darren
Aronofsky/Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#12**
How do you make it look like you are still a couple? Well, if you are this
pay cable star you get that alliterate kneepadding website to post what you
want them with the headline you want. As kiss butt as they are even they
couldn’t really talk about the "relationship" because it is nonexistent.
Kit
Harington ("Game of Thrones")/Rose Leslie
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#13**
This former commercial model turned reality star turned wannabe actress is
being accused of stealing from her yachting client this past week.
Charlotte
McKinney
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#14**
#1 – This A list reality star who has been in our lives for much longer
than we want was forced into our lives because of her kids. She has got to
the point now where she can’t even remember the lies she tells from
year to year about some of them.
Kate
Gosselin
#2 – This parched with thirst former C list reality star who has gone from one celebrity boyfriend to the next looking for fame might have finally found the perfect fit. A foreign born former A-/B+ list mostly television actor. He is best known for that long running almost network hit which has been in talks to reboot. Our actor, is more of a guy who likes other men. However, for the sake of his career he is more than happy to fake it with a woman. She is on board too – until something better comes along. Jessica Serfaty (Joe Jonas and Niall Horan) ("America's Next Top Model")/Ed Westwick ("Gossip Girl")
#3 – It is not like this foreign born A list rapper is old. I don’t understand why she recently had more work done to her face and body. Look at a photo of her from a decade ago and compare it to now and she must be 50% plastic at this point. Nicki Minaji
16. TAMARA TATTLES 08/02
PART
ONE: There are two fired housewives who are doing the most right
now. So am going to go ahead and give two blind items tonight as word is
leaking out. In this blind item a fired housewife is furiously blowing up
Andy Cohen’s phone. Word is he is ready to block her. She shows up at
his office when he is in town to plead her case. I’m sure we will hear
all about it in his next book. I’ve heard that this former housewife
tried and failed to get Twitter behind her to rally for her return. The problem
is that she doesn’t have a fan base and the multiple manufactured Twitter
accounts fell flat. Andy is well and truly done and she will not be on Bravo
again ever due to her crazed pleas. The big brother photo above is not really
a clue, it just came up when I pulled up my blinds photos. Anyway, things
may escalate to the TMZ level soon which is why I am telling you now when
I want to be watching Big Brother After Dark. Wait and Watch. And I have
one more fired housewife blind tonight… coming up next. Phaedra Parks
("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
PART TWO: In addition to this fired housewife gone wild, this fired housewife has opted to collect a bunch of former housewives for a charity event. However, the actual motivation is to make a sizzle real in an attempt to get back on TV. Even fired housewives from other countries and people from a now defunct Bravo show will be there. This fired housewife is so desperate to be on TV that she is flying women in from around the globe and paying for her own film crew. ALLEGEDLY. While we are all clamoring for a show where housewives from all franchises come together for a very special Scary Island event, this cast of misfits and rejects is not exactly what we were hoping for. It’s just another failed attempt to get back on Bravo… or Foxtel… or ANYWHERE. Sad. This housewife has more important things to concern herself with. Jill Zarin ("Real Housewives of New York City") (International Thyroid Oncology Group at Jill’s 5th Annual Luxury Luncheon in Southhampton)
17. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/02
This A list actor is obsessed with taking selfies to evaluate how he looks,
according to a source familiar with him. The obsession has reportedly led
to the actor having several plastic surgeries because of his appearance in
snapshots, and he rarely leaves the house without approving of how he looks
in a selfie. ‘Sometimes you’ll catch him taking pictures of
himself,’ the source elucidates. ‘If his facial expression shows
disappointment or sadness, then he’ll make a quick excuse to leave.’
Brad
Pitt;
Bradley
Cooper
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#1**
This former Hills star who went on to other things before running into a
wall of real life yelled at a waiter for two solid minutes and complained
to a manager while she was on vacation because the waiter brought her the
wrong kind of juice.
Audrina
Patridge
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#2**
For three days straight this Academy Award winning actor had lunch and dinner
with his girlfriend at the same restaurant. The girlfriend never had anything
other than sparkling water and just watched her boyfriend eat. Hope she ate
a big breakfast. It may explain why she is all bones.
Adrien
Brody
(Lara
Lieto)
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#3**
The boyfriend of this permanent A list singer has been hooking up with one
of her male backup dancers.
Mariah
Carey/Bryan Tanaka
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#4**
This former A+ list singer who would like to be doing anything other than
touring this year is trying to get pregnant so she will have an out and have
her insurance kick in to pay for the cancellation of the tour.
Lady
Gaga
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#5**
Unlike his Academy Award winning co-star, this foreign born A- list dual
threat actor is actually out promoting their new movie using every trick
he can to get people to attend this first weekend because they sure won’t
attend the second weekend. The Academy Award winner is just going through
the motions and doing as little as possible.
Idris
Elba/Matthew McConaughey ("The Dark Tower")
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#6**
This former A+ list singer/songwriter who is not shy about discussing his
sex life is going through a string of women who all appear on television
in support of conservative causes or work for conservative networks. He says
it is like sleeping with the enemy and he is addicted.
John
Mayer
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#7**
This A-/B+ list singer who you all know started out as a tweener and has
done network reality. She is setting the stage right now to be able to go
to rehab again because she is going to blame it all on a mental condition
she says she has but only is mentioned by her when she has a bender or five.
Not Selena Gomez.
Demi
Lovato
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#8**
Definitely the most successful male to come out of this former hit MTV reality
show, he has made a living since then because of it. At a recent appearance
he told a group of women he only had five minutes before he had to go on
stage. So, if one of them was willing to perform oral sex on him during that
five minutes they could hang out, otherwise no. He had multiple volunteers.
Pauly D
("Jersey Shore")
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#9**
A little top secret yachting off the coast of Italy for this A- list singer.
Not sure where the boyfrnd is.
Selena
Gomez
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#10**
This foreign born actress has a Tony and a Grammy. She would be headed for
an Oscar too if she had not been cut off at the knees by this permanent A+
list singer who is desperate for an Oscar. It really sucks what she did to
the foreign born actress.
Heather
Headley (Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical: "Aida") (Grammy Award
for Best Contemporary R&B Gospel Album: "Audience Of One") (originated
the role of "Nala" on Broadway)/Beyonce doing the role of "Nala" in live
action movie of "Lion King")
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#11**
Don’t believe the rumors/hype/conspiracy theories about the wife of
this foreign born A list dual threat actor. Yes, you could say triple threat
but did you see him in the play? Was it really all that? Anyway, she is not
a human trafficker.
Sophie
Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#12**
Have you reached rock bottom if you are a closeted former A- list teen singer
and you are having sex with men for drug money? Maybe it is when you send
out the woman you want people to think is your girlfriend to hit on guys.
She then goes with them to their hotel room and drugs them before robbing
them. At some point, there has to be a rock bottom.
Aaron
Carter/Madison Parker
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#13**
#1 – Old Hollywood – Apparently back in the day at Burt Reynolds’
house he had a BBQ. At the BBQ was this permanent A+ list comic actor who
starred in a franchise with Burt. He told a story that when LBJ was President
he drove this A+ list actor to see a fully preserved alien. Is it true? Who
knows, but I bet he made it one hell of a story.
Jackie
Gleason
(President
Nixon)
#2 – Not that long ago this news anchor in LA hosted a charity event. A guest at the event was this back in the day A list singer who started out in gospel. He asked her out but she said no. Over the next few weeks he kept asking and she finally gave in. I mean this is a guy she had been crushing on for years. They went to lunch and then back to his place. Throughout the entire date he did nothing but talk about himself and all his accomplishments. On the way back to drop her off he put in a CD of his greatest hits and sang them to her. She went out with him a couple more times but he never stopped talking about or bragging about himself so she dumped him. Brian McKnight
#3 – Kindness – This former A+ list mostly movie actor is back to A list with his franchise after years of A- list land. In a theatre in NYC, intermission was about to end. A drunk guy tried to steal a bottle of wine from the lobby bar. The guy started fighting the bartenders and staff. Along comes our actor. Calmly charms the guy. Slips the usher behind the bar cash to cover the bottle, without the guy even noticing, and walks him back in to his seat like it’s a normal thing he does every day. He didn’t know the guy, didn’t know any of the staff, but effortlessly deescalated the situation. Keanu Reeves
31.
POPBITCH
08/03
Which Academy Award winner has got more mileage than most out of his Oscar?
He likes to get new conquests to slather it in lube and slip it up his arse.
Kevin Spacey
32. MR.
X 08/03 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is calling in every trick he can to make
it seem like there was not a surrogate. The whole police thing was a nice
touch.
George
and Amal Clooney
33. MR.
X 08/03 **#2**
Apparently there is more than one in the closet NFL QB. One could argue that
the younger of them has really put a big foot out of the closet with his
recent actions.
Cam
Newton (Carolina Panthers)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#1**
The much less famous sibling of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress
you all know so well has been in and out of rehab twice in the past seven
months. Ali Lohan (Lindsay)
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#2**
This B- list celebrity/part-time porn star/part-time reality star is popping
pills while out of the country right now filming something, but her last
film project back here at home was a mess because of all the other drugs
besides pills she was taking.
Courtney
Stodden
("Celebs
Go Dating")
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#3**
This reality star couple from a spinoff of these network reality mainstays
are trying to get their own reality show so are faking being a couple. They
are also hoping if they do "breakup" one of them could get the starring role
in a future edition of the main show.
Amanda
Stanton/Robby Hayes ("Bachelor in Paradise")
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#4**
While out of the country promoting his new box office bomb of a movie, this
A-/B+ list mostly movie actor tried to stiff a male escort after sex. The
married actor apparently tried to call hotel security to help him get the
man out but ended up having to pay when the police arrived. I’m guessing
he is not telling his wife about all of this.
Dane
Dehaan/Anna Wood ("Valerian and the City of a Thousand
Planets")
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#5**
This A list host/mogul is trying to convince producers of one of his shows
to hire a recent fill in co-star on the show on a permanent basis. Our A
lister wants to be the big star and feels this would be the way.
A list host/mogul: Ryan Seacrest
Co-star: Kelly Ripa
Show: "Kelly & Ryan"
Replacement: Busy Phillips; Carrie Ann Inaba or Jenna Dewan Tatum
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#6**
This still not legal three named mostly movie actress who I usually address
with two names has probably slipped down to B+ list. If that sex tape comes
out she will be cast even less in movies. Chloë Grace Moretz
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#7**
This former late night actor turned do a little bit of this and that actor
who stays right in that A-/B+ list range told a woman he had sex with a few
weeks ago that he had a present for her in his car. He never came back.
Fred
Armisen
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#8**
Her stage name ends in a single letter. This up and coming singer is also
the muse of this married former A+ list rapper who took some of his dwindling
pile of money and bought the singer a new car for no reason other than he
wanted to impress her I guess. Cardi B
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#9**
This music producer/former part-time reality star on that VH-1 show that
seems to have a ton of incarnations is hiding out at the house of his sometime
boss. Hiding out from women who want to sue him for child support and passing
them STD’s. Stevie J ("Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta")/Sean "Puffy"
Combs
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#10**
I think a lot of shippers of this almost network superhero show co-star couple
want some kind of quick and clean solution. There are a lot of moving parts
and kids and careers to think about. If the parties are good with the way
things are right now and they appear to be really good, then I don’t
see why the marriage and the affair can’t continue to live in harmony.
The co-stars do a whole lot better when there is not talk of divorce and
everything that would bring with it. Stephen Amell (Oliver Queen)/Emily
Bett Rickards (Felicity Smoak)/Cassandra Jean ("Arrow")
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#11**
As far as I know this foreign born A-/B+ list singer/wannabe actress has
not had sex with the father of her boyfriend. The same cannot be said for
two of the father’s best friends though.
Singer:
Rita Ora
Boyfriend/father: Tyrone Wood/Ronnie Wood
Father’s best friends:
Paul
McCartney, Rod Stewart
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#12**
I was waiting to write this later in the year after everyone was settled
into their fall and winter routines. Why? Because I wanted everyone to see
it and read it and know the kind of a-hole this hypocritical reality star
is. His recent actions accelerated the need for this item. To call him a
star is too much. He is in a family that collectively does a reality thing.
He is a piece. A horrific piece. He loves to talk about how righteous he
is and how his marriage is perfect and his family is perfect. Not so much.
As homophobic as he is in public and what he says and writes, he is the first
to find some guy he can exploit and have sex with. Always immigrants. Always.
He tells them if they try to tell anyone, he will have them arrested. They
don’t know the truth. He just preys on them. When someone did try and
expose him, our reality star killed him. I don’t know if it was an accident
or not. No one really knows the whole story except our subject and the dead
person. What is known is that the dead person and our reality star were having
sex. The wife of the reality star has no clue about the activities of her
husband. She just does what he says and believes whatever he tells her. The
sad thing is because of the circumstances surrounding the death and payoffs,
nothing will ever happen to the reality star.
Jill
Duggar’s husband Derick Dillard
(possible
victim?: German Daniel Serrano Orellana)
46. MR.
X 08/04 **#1**
This Academy Award winning actor who has a very rare double win was permanent
A list when he died. One thing he kept hidden was his coke use. It was only
after he passed that people said he used the coke to help with all the hangovers
he had nearly every morning of his life.
Jack
Lemmon
47. MR.
X 08/04 **#2**
This very rich celebrity was fairly unknown until he died in a very spectacular
fashion. Now he will always be remembered. Back in the day though, every
celebrity knew him because he provided the best coke and partied harder than
anyone around. This permanent A list singer/celebrity offspring of a permanent
A+ lister said one time they partied for a weekend straight and he alternated
by having sex with her and her boyfriend at the time.
Dodi Fayed/Liza
Minelli
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#1**
This thirsty celebrity offspring of a foreign born former A lister has made
some really bad movies. She wants more fame though and is pitching a reality
show which would include the former A lister but the former A lister has
no idea and would definitely say no.
Chloe Lattanzi
the daughter of Olivia Newton-John
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#2**
I’m sure the long long time boyfriend of this closeted A/A- list mostly
movie actor who almost destroyed a franchise loves being ignored during
interviews given by the actor. Our actor loves making it seem like he is
single and can’t find love and is always doing the woe is me thing.
Jeremy
Renner/Kristoffer Winters
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#3**
This former child actress turned tween actress turned host turned actress
has to pay money to her girlfriend every month to keep her around and interested.
Raven-Symoné
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#4**
This former A list mostly television actress who went from hit network show
to hit network show to big bomb and now to a hit almost television show got
secretly married. Kate Walsh ("Grey’s Anatomy", "Private Practice",
"Bad Judge" and "13 Reasons Why")
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#5**
I think this comic/actress/host was only half joking when she told some men
at a recent even that she would sleep with them if it got her nominated for
one of these awards that are big but not quite an EGOT.
Chelsea
Handler (Hollywood Foreign Press Association's Grants Banquet "Golden
Globes")
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#6**
Behind the scenes at this popular national radio show, the host kept asking
our favorite closeted B+ list actor when he was going to come out.
Darren
Criss ("The Elvis Duran Z100 Morning Show")
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#7**
This former network reality star turned singer turned actress probably
hasn’t told her latest boyfriend about the guy she was making out with
this week who also was not her co-star who she also hooks up with from time
to time and has been told he is the only one.
Katharine
McPhee/Nick Harborne
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#8**
When this A list part-time red carpet host was recently shopping at a store
she had to take breaks every few minutes and sit. She seriously looks like
she has not eaten in weeks.
Giuliana
Rancic
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#9**
This still a superhero is working on another A+ list non superhero franchise.
Apparently it has not gone well and he won’t be invited back for another
installment.
Henry Cavill
("M:I 6 - Mission Impossible")
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#10**
This one week A+ lister was the true definition of 15 minutes of fame. Apparently
he started making his millions with a loan from a relative who made his money
selling stolen motorcycle parts. Anthony Scaramucci/Former White House
Communications Director
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#11**
#1 – She might be pregnant, she might not be pregnant. One thing is
certain though. The "girlfriend" of this foreign born A+ list athlete is
sleeping with one of the same men as the A+ lister.
Cristiano
Ronaldo/Georgina Rodriguez
#2 – This out of work B+ list actress/writer is hanging out not doing much. Recently she went off on a rant on a company. It turns out, the company looked at security camera footage which covers an immense number of angles. Although, they company couldn’t be sure the incident didn’t take place, they were sure the actress was not where she said she was located. Not anywhere near it. Lena Dunham (allegations of transphobic employees at NYC airport)
#3 – Makes sense that this racist homophobic YouTube star is joining with the foreign born racist rapist YouTube star. Jack Jones/PewDiePie
#4 – I love the lies this back in the day A- list singer has been telling this week about his sex worker confrontation. He knew exactly what he was getting into so to speak because the one named always broke rapper has been bragging about the sex worker for a year. Bobby Valentino/Shauna Brooks/Tyga
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#1**
The sister that does not chain smoke or dress in homeless chic and also is
still acting has a new boyfriend. Well, a boyfriend that she is milking for
PR purposes. The thing is though, the media, even suck up tabloids had a
bad experience with her and the foreign born dual threat actor.
Elizabeth
Olsen/Tom Hiddleston
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#2**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress in a hit pay cable show
forgot to mention a couple of things when giving an interview about some
upcoming movie projects. Our pay cable actress is willing to get naked and
have as many sex scenes as a director wants and her competition refused to
do so.
Sophie
Turner ("Game of Thrones")
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#3**
This television/web tabloid missed the boat on the death of this former A+
list singer and all the drama and mystery surrounding him. They were too
late to it all so they have been trying to stir up a bunch of stuff in the
death of another A list singer but just look foolish and mean.
Television/web tabloid: TMZ
Former A+ list singer: Chester Bennington
Other A list singer: Chris Cornell
Stuff:
Ted
Keedick, house engineer and tour manager;
"Linkin
Park" pulled out of the Chris Cornell tribute
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#4**
This A list host/producer has been following the same m.o. for years when
it comes to when he makes a "girlfriend" available to be seen. Then the
girlfriend disappears to do her own thing. Really telling that in a week
long vacation, photos of them were only taken during a one hour period and
done by someone being paid. Then, they went their separate ways.
Ryan
Seacrest/Shayna Taylor
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#5**
Holy schnike. The videos I just saw of this Housewife with coke and guys
are out of control. The couple I saw looks like they were shot with a hidden
camera.
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#1**
When you sit down to watch the next season of this hit almost television
show, I want you to remember one very important thing. How awful the lead
actress of the show is. At an award show this weekend, the actress walked
out of the show and made it known she was walking out of the show when this
former A- list mostly television actress turned talk show host turned reality
star turned about to be A- list mostly television actress again won an award
for the reality show.
"33rd Annual
Television Critics Association Awards"/Elisabeth Moss ("The Handmaid’s
Tale")/Leah Remini ("Scientology and the Aftermath")
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#2**
The constant pleas for money to her boyfriend while ignoring him to have
sex with her girlfriend is why this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was dumped.
Amber Heard
(Tasya van Ree)/Elon Musk
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#3**
Apparently her coke dealer was out of town so this B- list actress/model
who is the celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was going from one
party to the next last night looking for coke. She was offering to pay double
or even triple.
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#4**
They are doing their best to stay together as a family unit, but these foreign
born A list celebrities are pretty much done as a couple. This is big. David
and Victoria Beckham
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#5**
There are some very shady financial goings on behind the scenes of this celebrity
owned company. It is one of the reasons it has not been able to sell. There
is a lot of money going into people’s pockets.
Anthony
Scaramucci ("Sky Bridge")
69. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/07
You might be dismissing these accusations of this A lister, but our source
tells us they’re a 100% accurate and based on evidence in the form of
an XXX tape that was received by our A lister which feature the ones he is
accusing. Quite the knockout punch.
British
boxer Amir Khan/Faryal Makhdoom/heavyweight champion Anthony
Joshua
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#1**
This now looking for work former A- list pay cable actress is whispering
to tabloids that she knows a very big secret about an A- list almost television
actress who thinks the pay cable actress is a friend. Our former pay cable
actress doesn’t need money, but would like several covers and interviews
in exchange for the information.
Lena
Dunham/Mindy Kaling (father of her baby)
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#2**
This kneepadding tabloid is making up its most popular online stories based
on how much they are paid to promote the story. People magazine
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#3**
My favorite middle initialed A- list dual threat actress was doing lines
of coke like a champ at a party this past weekend.
Taraji
P. Henson
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#4**
Orange was apparently ticked off beyond belief that she was not invited to
an event on the east coast with people she assumed were her friends. The
friends chose to exclude her. Would have been much harder if the event were
local to LA.
Jaime
King/Jessica Alba
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#5**
Holding on to her marriage a lot longer than I ever thought she would considering
how it began is this former A list mostly television actress who has a little
tv time again this year with an almost television show that has gone through
many reincarnations in its life. She is hooking up with someone she met on
the set.
Portia
de Rossi ("Arrested Development")
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#6**
Even though this B-/C+ list offspring of permanent A listers is in her
30’s, she still told the plastic surgeon to make sure he didn’t
tell her parents about her new breast lift/slight enlargement. Maybe he could
talk to them about getting her to eat something.
Alexa Joel
(Christie Brinkley/Billy Joel)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#7**
The party in the honor of this B+ list mostly movie actress was a very big
deal to her. She doesn’t get the publicity of her co-stars in whatever
movie project she is doing. She was really disappointed her A list director
husband told her he was too busy to make the event. She would have been there
for him.
Leslie
Mann/Judd Apatow (cover of "Los Angeles Confidential")
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#8**
The pot and the booze have been fine. Just part of growing up. There is concern
about some of the other drugs she is taking and whether this A- list celebrity
offspring of permanent A+++ list celebrities could use rehab. It would have
to be outpatient though. No other situation is going to be hush hush enough.
Malia
Obama
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#9**
Another solo vacation for this former A list singer in a group who was probably
a flash in the pan A-/B+ list solo singer and now just floats in the wind.
At this point she should just hold up a sign that says she does not want
to be married. Just please put all of us out of our misery.
Fergie
(Josh Duhamel)
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#10**
What do you do if you need money and your "girlfriend" is that in name only
and prefers other women? You wine and dine a soon to be very rich divorcee
not caring at all where she is from or how it will look.
Joshua
Kushner/Karlie Kloss/Dasha Zhukova (Roman Abramovich)
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#11**
#1 – This hanging on to A+ list singer by a thread had a few choice
words for her PR team. See, she didn’t know she was going to look like
a home wrecker by going on a date with the British actor. OK, more than a
date. Not sure how she could be mad at them considering they didn’t
know. Maybe when he said he was single but gives public statements to the
contrary that make her look bad she should call him out on it.
Katy
Perry/Robert Pattinson (FKA Twigs)
#2 – Back in the day when this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was married to an A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee he hooked up with one of his PR people. Now that PR person is hooking up with that hit cable actor who turned down the franchise and ended up making one of the big box office bombs of the year. Apparently on the PR tour for that bomb he decided to really throw his long time girlfriend under the bus by cheating. Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie/Charlie Hunnam/Morgana McNelis ("Sons of Anarchy") (turned down "Fifty Shades of Grey") ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")
#3 – Back in the day, this sitcom spinoff was not only the project of this at the time A+ list actor. It turns out that his wife was sleeping with several of the women on the show. Bill Cosby/Camille ("A Different World")
81. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/08
This acting legend allegedly laughed at what another acting legend is doing
to pay the bills, our source tell us. Former co-stars that did not get on
during filming, the first acting legend took sadistic joy in seeing the second
legend "degrade themselves for cash."
Dustin
Hoffman
("Masterclass")/Meryl
Streep
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#1**
Don’t believe the hype. This former married couple may have recently
worked together but the foreign born A list wife did it as a favor for her
foreign born flash in the pan former A list ex. They used to get along great
until he kept having sex with other women while also having sex with the
ex wife telling her he wanted her back.
Heidi
Klum/Seal ("America’s Got Talent")
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#2**
Not only is this model of the moment HIV+ like I told you before but apparently
his rich always wanting to starf**k girlfriend doesn’t know he has a
thing for guys more than women.
Jeremy
Meeks "Hot Felon"/Chloe Green
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#3**
This seasonal reality star sure does spend a whole lot of time texting the
person she didn’t choose. Hundreds of texts a day.
Rachel
Lindsay/Fiancé Bryan Abasolo ("The Bachelorette")
(possibly
Alex Bordyukov)
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#4**
For several years this singer/songwriter was A list. Nice run. Still has
A list name recognition. He has been quiet about his dating life in recent
years. Always known as a guy who will have sex with men or women he is currently
hooking up with this foreign born A list closeted male singer.
John
Mayer/Shawn Mendes
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actor has not been working much the past year or
two while his A- list wife from an acting family has been working almost
nonstop. Yep, recipe for him to start hooking up with as many women as possible.
Not the first time.
Kate
Mara/Jamie Bell
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#6**
This current superhero has a girlfriend. An actress. Dating for awhile although
until recently you probably only read about it here. He enjoyed an escort
provided by a watch company while out of the country away from his
girlfriend.
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#7**
The amount of botox this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who you
all know has endured the past several months is crazy. Mix that with some
coke bloat and he doesn’t have a wrinkle anywhere. Tom Hardy; Orlando
Bloom; Christian Bale
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#8**
Speaking of coke, this foreign born A- list mostly television actor who does
a lot of almost television has never met a line of coke or an 18 year old
he didn’t want. He is such a different guy than he used to be when he
was married. Will Arnett (Amy Poehler)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#9**
This A- list singer/bad boyfrnd hooked up with a model arranged for by the
directionally challenged rapper and paid for by this north of the border
A lister who wants to buy some tunes from the bad boyfrnd. I’m sure
the A- list girlfrnd was thrilled.
The
Weeknd/French Montana/Drake/Selena Gomez
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#10**
You know the temper this A- list mostly movie actor who is a celebrity offspring
has? Yeah, well throw in a bunch of HGH and steroids and see how much better
it has become. At least for the time being he is not drinking.
Josh
Brolin
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#11**
Always knew the former Disney actress turned future porn star loved her coke.
Apparently she also loves her meth way way more than coke. I would never
have known except her new boyfriend was out chasing some for her two nights
ago and said she needs it all the time.
Bella
Thorne/Blackbear
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#12**
The shock and awe does not refer to the cheating because each person in this
couple is expert on cheating. They met on the set of a movie no one will
see. Some ridiculous casting. Our actor doesn’t have much choice in
taking any part no matter how bad the film is though because since his turn
on a hit cable show his options have been in decline. Married to someone
everyone was shocked about he nevertheless has been cheating on her. His
co-star in the horrible movie has a long time boyfriend. Honestly, she might
still be married to the guy before that. It was really confusing and of course
there was cheating on the husband with the boyfriend. B+ list actress you
all know. The shock and awe comes from how the actor delivered the news to
his wife. Via text. At an award show. Right before she went on stage. "Honey,
someone might ask you about me cheating on you with ______. It happened.
Won’t happen again. Love you."
Actor: Vincent Kartheiser
Hit cable show: "Mad Men"
Co-star/boyfriend: Anne Heche (Ellen DeGeneres; Coleman "Coley" Laffoon;
James Tupper)
Movie: "My Friend Dahmer"
Wife: Alexis Bledel
"2017
Television Critics Association Awards"
94. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/09
Rumours are circulating in Hollywood that this actress has LEFT the Church
very quietly and without causing waves in the Scientology lake. Don’t
expect her to be making a Leah Remini documentary appearance anytime soon.
Priscilla
Presley
95.
VARIETY/Chloë
Grace Moretz 08/09 **#1**
Chloe Grace Moretz is the latest young actress to speak out about facing
sexism in Hollywood. For this week’s Power of Young Hollywood issue,
the 20-year-old "Kick-Ass" star tells Variety that she was once fat-shamed
by one of her male co-stars on the set of a movie. "This guy that was my
love interest was like, ‘I’d never date you in a real life,’
and I was like, ‘What?’ And he was like, ‘Yeah, you’re
too big for me’ — as in my size," Moretz shares with Variety in
an interview for her cover story for our annual Young Hollywood issue. "It
was one of the only actors that ever made me cry on set," she recalls, opting
not to reveal the identity of the actor, only saying that he was "23, 24
or 25" and she was 15 years old at the time. "I went bawling to my brother
and he was like, ‘What happened?’ And I was like, ‘He told
me I was too big.’ And my brother was like, ‘What just happened?’
My brother was so angry," says Moretz, who is extremely close with her four
older brothers. "I had to pick it up and go back on set and pretend he was
a love interest, and it was really hard…It just makes you realize that
there are some really bad people out there and for some reason, he felt the
need to say that to me. You have to kind of forgive and not forget really,
but it was just like wow. It was jarring. I look back on it and I was 15,
which is really, really dark."
Wesley
Morgan ("Kick-Ass 2"); Jamie Blackley ("If I Stay")
96.
VARIETY/Chloë
Grace Moretz 08/09 **#2*
The fat-shaming incident is only one of many times Chloe Grace Moretz has
found herself in a sexist situation with one of her male co-stars. On another
project, a different male love interest made up lies about Moretz to try
to boost his own reputation in the eyes of film’s director, Moretz shares
— again not identifying the actor in question. "I’ve had a younger
male lead ostracize me and bring up fake issues just to try and put me in
my place, and make things up to the director…things that are crazy,
things that I would never do, unprofessional things that would make no sense,"
Moretz says. "I’ve had an actor do that to me. It’s crazy. They
have this inferiority issue, and I’m like, ‘You are completely
equal to me, you are no different than me. I just happen to be the lead in
this movie, and I don’t know why, just because you are kind of the smaller
character, that you’re pushing me into a corner to try and put me down.
Little snips that just put you down."
Alex
Roe ("The 5th Wave")
97.
VARIETY/Chloë
Grace Moretz 08/09 **#3**
Recently, Moretz was not considered for a role simply because of the color
of her hair. "I was told I was too blond and they couldn’t cast two
blond girls in the same movie," she says of a recent project for which she
was not offered an audition. "I was like, ‘Okay, because I’m blond
and there’s another blond in the movie, you can’t cast two?’
That’s such a masculine way of looking at things." "I deal with it every
day," she adds. "You’ve got to stick to your guns. I always say get
me in the room and make me audition and I’ll try and win it and at least
I’ll know then that I did my best and I gave my all, but if you just
look at me and you say no, then I don’t know what to tell you. But you
know, when one door closes, another one opens and that’s the way it
is so don’t fight it. I never try and push myself on someone who
doesn’t want me for the role."
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#1**
This Teen Mom is desperate to go yachting. She is tired of having to hook
up with random guys for a couple of grand here and there and wants a big
payday. The thing is no one is willing to fly her overseas because they think
it will just be trouble. They are right. Farrah Abraham
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#2**
It wasn’t that long ago that this former A list singer and number one
(Ukraine) movie star turned celebrity was doing an intervention for her sister.
Now it is the turn of our former A lister. She needs help. She is a mess
and her marriage is even worse. It is night time soap opera worthy.
Jessica
Simpson/Ukraine/Ashlee Simpson
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#3**
This outspoken former A+ list porn star all of you know is hooking up with
some less than savory people at the request of her husband and his business
dealings.
Jenna
Jameson/fiancé Lior Bitton (diamond dealer)
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#4**
Don’t believe the hype. This former A+ list mostly movie actress who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee and took a brief dip in the television
pool before running back to movies is not single. She says she is because
even she knows it will look really bad if she is busted with the married
father of several young children she has been seeing.
Halle
Berry
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **5**
This married A- list mostly television actress stars on a very long running
network show. Very very very long running. She used to have a thing with
a married former co-star. Apparently over the last few months that has fizzled
as she has started hooking up with her current co-star. Mariska Hargitay/Chris
Meloni/Peter Gallagher ("Law & Order: Special Victims Unit")
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
This late night talk show host not named Jimmy Fallon is cheating on his
wife. Jimmy Kimmel
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This married B+ list take anything she can get actress who all of you know
from an iconic role and wants another shot at that role is hooking up with
her ex-husband.
Jennie
Garth/Dave Abrams/Peter Facinelli ("Beverly Hills 90210")
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
KINDNESS: This B+ list mostly movie actress who had a great supporting role
on a long running now defunct network comedy was at Serendipity this week
and paid the bill for a group of twenty who had waited in line for two hours
to get in. They were seated next to the actress almost as she was leaving
and heard their story and took photos with them and then paid their bill
on her way out.
Aubrey
Plaza ("Parks and Recreation")
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This former back in the day C list Disney actress had a recent run on a hit
pay cable show that keeps on keeping on. Since her recurring role on the
show she has had trouble getting anything but bit parts. Probably has something
to do with the actress wife of her A- list co-star that she was hooking up
with. The wife is very powerful. William H. Macy ("Shameless"); Kyle
MacLachlan ("Twin Peaks")
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
This one named A- list singer not named Kesha got wasted out of her mind
during a photoshoot and trashed her hotel room.
Halsey
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#11**
If it were not for this awful made for television movie franchise and straight
to On Demand movies she makes, this B- list actress would not work at all.
Apparently whatever work she gets is a good thing because she has a huge
gambling problem. She is about $200K in debt which is probably about what
she nets in a year.
Shannon
Elizabeth
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#12**
So far, she is not saying who did it, but this B- list celebrity who is probably
third or fourth ranked in her own family in regards to celebrity status was
sexually assaulted backstage at a concert this past weekend.
Brandi
Cyrus ("Lollapalooza");
Scout
Willis ("El Cid")
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#13**
#1 – This NASCAR driver would probably be surprised to know that his
wife is hooking up with one of his teammates.
#2 – This former A+ list mostly movie actress who if she wanted to regularly act still could probably hit A+ list again is on one of her annual yachting gigs. She doesn’t need the money. She won’t ever need the money. I think she does it because of the excitement. Sharon Stone; Demi Moore
#3 – This top LA radio host of a syndicated morning show is being thrown under the bus by someone on air with him. The other on air person wants their own show and thinks they are better than the host.
111. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/10
If you’re an actress, you might be getting a call for an audition soon.
Sources tell me this Netflix is planning to go and recast a lead role as
the series jumps into the future. ‘[name omitted] looks too young for
the time frame and she’s not the only one,’ the source explains.
Claire
Foy (Queen Elizabeth II) and Matt Smith (Philip, Duke of Edinburgh) ("The
Crown")
112.
MEDIATAKEOUT
08/10
MediaTakeOut.com just heard some shocking news that HURT OUR HEART –
and it’s about a LEGENDARY African-American celebrity. According to
our snitch, the female celeb, who is seen as a LEGEND in this country, contracted
HIV from a male partner back in the 1980s and has been on MEDICATION. Well
the snitch says that the medication is NO LONGER working, and she now has
FULL BLOWN AIDS. When she dies, and that could happen shortly, the cause
of death will be a "rare cancer." Aretha Franklin
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
This clothing company recently sponsored a party. A struggling clothing company
with A list brand recognition. The thing is though, it was a cover for a
meet and greet yachting event and the clothing company was paid $200K to
use their name for the party. The only attendees were C listers and below
and they came in droves. It was like yachting speed dating.
Victoria
Secret;
James Bay
X Topman Launch Event
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
As a gift for going to rehab again and making it through, this A list mostly
movie actor who is on television way more than he is in movies paid for a
massive PR campaign for his eldest offspring. Her career stalled and is hoping
the PR blasts will boost her career.
Alec/Ireland
Baldwin
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actor who got his start in late night has not been
married for all that long. In that short period his wife has really been
there for him. So, she probably would appreciate it if he didn’t have
sex with a new stripper each day he is on the set of his movie.
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actor who started off as a tween actor
thinks he can do or say anything or treat his wife like crap and she will
stay with him. Not so much. I’m just waiting for the inevitable restraining
order she takes out on him and then his arrests for violating it.
Shia
LaBeouf/Mia Goth
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#5**
Our favorite B+ list former pro beard/actress now has two crews in the same
city she is aggravating on a daily basis. Somehow she landed another role
which should mean double the work, but somehow she is working even less and
the first commitment is really feeling the brunt. On a five day a week shoot,
she is down to about two days.
Olivia
Munn
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#6**
Extra paps are now following this foreign born A+ list celebrity. He is married
and everyone knows there is another woman so they are really trying to catch
him. David Beckham
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#7**
This C+ list singer is getting a little dose of reality which is funny
considering her husband. Anyway, at a recent singing gig she was acting like
an A list diva which didn’t go over well and she won’t be invited
back. Plus, it seems what she is most interested in doing is landing a reality
show now that no one is actually buying her records or attending her shows
and wants her husband to make it happen.
LeAnn
Rimes/Eddie Cibrian (Owatonna Christian Family Church was part of the "Every
Color Matters" production led by Owatonna’s Hamid Torabpour);
Jessie
James/Eric Decker (Billboard Country Power Players event)
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#8**
This former A+ list rapper turned part-time actor is always complaining he
has no money when he has plenty. One of the mother of his children told him
the child needed a new $300 laptop for school. The rapper told the mother
she should pay for it herself by selling herself because that is all she
is good for. Nice guy.
50
Cent/Shaniqua Tompkins
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#9**
This former very brief A+ lister who now basically hits a new charity party
every night was so hated on the set of one of her movies that some crew members
added more than just water to the tub for her bath scene. Some of them used
the tub as their urinal.
Sharon
Stone ("Sliver")
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#10**
Late last year I wrote that this foreign born A list singer was pregnant.
Then, the source went away and the buzz around town went away just a quickly.
Baby bump and pregnancy stories are a dime a dozen and I didn’t give
it a second thought. Fast forward to about six weeks ago. A couple of recording
studios here and in NYC were all buzzing because apparently the A lister
was pregnant and had a baby and no one noticed until after she gave birth.
She is taking care of the baby for now but there is talk that a family member
will raise the baby. Lorde; Avril Lavigne
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#11**
#1 – Now that his MTV show is off the air, this closeted B+ list mostly
television actor needs to stay front and center. Already has his beard game
working and tabloids are dying to know who his new "girlfriend" is.
Tyler
Posey ("Teen Wolf")
#2 – A lot of freaking out. A lot. There are so many videos of male A list directors and actors and producers and others having sex with men that are held by one man. Well, that man is on the verge of being arrested and the people in the videos and what they are doing and saying will be leaked. The thing is there are videos dating back to the days of VHS all the way through to cloud storage and there is no way every single file will be deleted or found before police raid the guy. Ed Buck (high-profile political activist and wealthy contributor to the California and Los Angeles County Democratic Party) (death of gay sex-worker Gemmel Moore)
#3 – He isn’t dating the reality star. I think we can all be assured of that. The problem for this A list NBA player is that his girlfriend has no idea that the player got a very good friend of the reality star pregnant. Kendall Jenner/Blake Griffin (Brynn Cameron)
124.
POPBITCH
08/10
(British blog) It might be the quietest month of the year for news cycles,
but the tabloids aren’t slacking. They’re busy working on a sensational
story involving which national treasure? It has everything: affairs, a close
friend who’s a drug dealer, and a semi-public bust-up with his missus
about their celebrity cokehead mates. David and Victoria Beckham
125. MR.
X 08/10
What permanent A-list legend and EGOT who is the celeb spawn of a A+ list
legend turned down a Kennedy Center Honor this year? She refused to attend
while Trump is President. Although she and Trump have been in each other’s
orbit on multiple occasions, she hates him with a passion. Mainly because
he tried to hit on her several decades ago at an event where he was present
with his first wife Ivana.
Liza
Minnelli
126. SANDRA
ROSE 08/11
A few well-known rappers may well be concerned that they were exposed to
a STD. The rappers allegedly had sex (at different times) with a woman who
is suing a well-known R&B singer for allegedly infecting her with herpes.
In court papers filed in Georgia last month, the woman, a R&B singer
from New Orleans, revealed she tested positive for herpes. Sources with knowledge
of the case say the woman had sex with rappers Fabolous, Flo Rida, ASAP Rocky,
and a few other Atlanta notables. The woman, whose parents are prominent
doctors in New Orleans, is reportedly living in an apartment in Atlanta.
Usher
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
This former A- list mostly television actress/singer who now relies on her
name just to keep her on the list has almost run through a pretty massive
fortune. Between her spending and her drug habit there is not much left.
Brandy Norwood
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
There is a lot more going on than just filming a holiday commercial in Aspen
this week. Stars of the commercial had the opportunity to attend a gathering
of 15 men all worth more than $100M. From what I hear, all the stars of the
commercial attended.
Holiday
2017 campaign "Victoria's Secret"
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
From a permanent A list group to a one hit wonder as a solo singer, this
married singer all of you know has stopped even pretending she is living
with her husband and is living with her long time girlfriend. Kelly
Rowland
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#4**
Pretty rare for this former A list tweener turned A-/B+ list adult singer
from a celebrity family to go to a West Hollywood bar and pick up another
guy but he did just that this week.
Nick
Jonas
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#5**
It didn’t take her long to catch on to the game. This one season network
wonder had a list and a photographer and made her way through a pharmacy
in NYC. They took photos of the celebrity with about ten different products.
Right now she is getting about $2500 a pop. So, in about 30 minutes she made
$25K.
Rachel
Lindsay "The Bachelorette"
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#6**
This still too young to drink A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has slowly
lost work because of her drug issues. Oh, sure she is getting indie movies
but not the big movies she was getting before. Things were started to turn
her way when she was seen at a really big party this week doing a line of
coke. Not the right place to be doing that.
Chloë
Grace Moretz ("Variety Power Of Young Hollywood" at TAO
Hollywood)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#7**
This A list celebrity trainer has talked this former A- list singer/cable
reality star who is the lesser known celebrity in the family and her husband
who is probably third most known celebrity in his family out of $250K for
an investment. They might as well just have burned the money.
Tracy
Anderson/Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#8**
This former child actress who was on a very hit network show which has been
rebooted is living with a guy who was convicted of attempted murder. Should
work out well for her.
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#9**
Apparently the original coke mom and her actress best friend had a falling
out because coke mom tried several times to hook up with the ex of her bff.
Maybe once before he was an ex too. Debra Messing/Angie Harmon/Jason
Sehorn
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#10**
The manager of this permanent A+ list singer tries to make it look like she
cares. The only thing she cares about is getting her 10% as many nights a
week as possible.
Mariah
Carey/Stella Bulochnikov
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#11**
This former One Direction member has a closet full of women’s clothes
that is almost as large as the closet with clothes he wears in public. Harry
Styles
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#12**
This married former A+ list rapper tried to kill himself about six weeks
ago.
Kanye
West
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#13**
"Child Molesters"
#1 – There was a huge shakeup this week in a church. A real church.
Not Scientology. It turns out that one of the leaders of the church got a
14 year old pregnant. The 14 year old is a half sibling of these network
reality stars.
James
Hamula (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints)
#2 – This underage teen was offered up for casting couch purposes by the parents of this current A- list network actress. The actress knows how she got her start but has never condemned the actions of her parents.
#3 – This MTV reality participant who never made it to the next step in the series got pregnant from an unknown man because her mom pimped her out to guys for money. The "dad" knows now he is not the real father. Briana DeJesus ("Teen Mom 2"/Roxanne/Devoin Austin
#4 – Lost in the whole R. Kelly debacle is that there is still a singer out there who is even worse. Almost a decade ago, this singer had a bunch of hits on a record. His follow-ups have been less than stellar but he still has a name and he loves nothing more than molesting tween boys and girls. After almost getting busted here in the US, he mostly confines it to his adopted home country where he has A+ list fame and easy access to poor people who want to be with him. Akon (Senegal, Africa)
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
In the past four months, this A- list actor who seemingly travels nonstop
between movies and television but has been focusing on movies as of late
has been doing his regular good deeds. The guy could be a permanent kindness.
He has made about a dozen appearances for two groups over the four month
period. Prior to that four month window his A- list celebrity wife agreed
to attend them all with him. She made exactly zero. Charity events are not
her thing, especially daytime ones.
Josh
Duhamel/Fergie (another reason why they split)
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner
has been on a pill shopping run like no other. She must have prescriptions
from ten different doctors. Alicia Vikander
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
After almost killing herself with coke, this foreign born former B+ list
singer who all of you know but exclusively Kneepads readers probably don’t
has been clean for a few months and trying to win back custody of her children.
Lily Allen
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
About once every four or five years, this A list mostly movie actress who
is an Academy Award winner brings up a well worn tale of what it was like
to grow up in her town. Full of life struggles and bullying. The thing is
though, it is all one big lie.
Halle
Berry
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
Apparently the hometown newspaper of this recently deceased singer has decided
what team it is supporting and it is the team of the widow rather than reality.
Any views opposing the widow in the comments are being scrubbed.
Vicky (Chris)
Cornell/Seattle Times
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
This foreign born A+ list female tennis player didn’t want an in tournament
drug test so dropped out.
Victoria
Azarenka
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
Not really all that juicy, but very funny and a waitress who obviously reads
blogs. This foreign born former A list singer. Yes, as much as we would like
to pretend she was not A list, she was. Anyway, when the singer showed up
at dinner the other night, the waitress asked her for identification when
the singer ordered a drink. Not that she did not look old enough, but the
waitress wanted to see the name on the identification. It was the singer
and not an impostor.
Avril
Lavigne
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
Probably not going to get a deal for a makeup line if you tell an owner f**k
you when they turn you down. This C+ list celebrity of what is probably a
permanent A list mostly comic actor did just that this weekend.
Ireland
Baldwin (Alec) ("5th Annual Beautycon Festival" Los Angeles)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
This A list singer in a group also does a lot of television. He is cheating
on his wife with a real estate agent. Adam Levine
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#5**
This A list singer both solo and a group who does some television is pregnant.
The father is a serial cheater so this is kind of shocking. Gwen Stefani/Blake
Sheldon
150. MR.
X 08/14
This foreign born model just landed a big magazine cover. Apparently she
is going to be the arm candy for this A+ list mostly movie actor throughout
the fall and award season.
Lorena
Rae/Leonardo DiCaprio
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This still not old enough to drive B- list mostly television
actor is on a middling network show and is in an acting family. He was overheard
talking about some older 20s male executive who he hooks up with.
Thomas
Barbusca ("The Mick")
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: A family member of #1 was a pretty big child actress.
Now, despite being barely legal, she is more known for her excessive coke
use and thirst for a celeb to publicly date her.
Brielle
Barbusca
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: At an after party, our favorite foreign born B+ list
singer/wannabe actress put the whole boyfriend thing out of her mind when
she left the party with this married A list director she was sucking face
with for 30 minutes. Apparently the director was at a friend’s birthday
party and now he will probably end up getting divorced.
Rita
Ora (Ty
Wood)/Judd
Apatow (Leslie Mann)
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: They might be boyfriend and girlfriend and co-stars but
the boyfriend was loving the fame from being an almost network star and got
phone numbers from four or five women.
Cole
Sprouse/Lili Reinhart ("Riverdale")
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#5**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born former boy bander turned solo artist
won the biggest a-hole of the night award. Treated staff and crew like crap
and got drunk from a couple of flasks he brought.
Louis
Tomlinson
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#6**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This B list actress from a long running movie franchise
just got her drivers license but was telling the drooling men two and three
times her age hitting on her that she was 21. Even if she told them the truth,
most wouldn’t care. Between the TCA and Kids’ Choice, you see the
underbelly of sexual deviants.
Isabela
Moner ("Transformers: The Last Knight")
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#7**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Even in family groups, someone is always unhappy. Arguably
the most famous member of this group wants the fame and fortune for herself
and not shared. She also thinks the group is holding back her craft. Yeah,
she said craft.
Sydney
Sierota ("Echosmith")
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#8**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Basically an in house A- list Disney actress, our actress
is now legal. She isn’t legal to drink and if she wants work outside
the mouse house should probably refrain from being sloppy wasted and then
puking at after parties which is becoming her usual thing. That being said
she is a very fun drunk.
Peyton
List
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#9**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This former B+ list mostly television actress is struggling
to find work since that hit ensemble network show went off the air. When
someone asked her about the A- list comic/actor she was dating for a bit,
she said he refused to give her any money so she stopped dating him. She
said she is "strictly play for pay."
Naya
Rivera ("Glee")/David Spade
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#10**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born B list mostly television actress who
is in her first big English language hit recently got engaged to this A+
list singer who rarely sings in English. The thing is though she was telling
people last night some things that totally contradict being engaged.
Emeraude
Toubia ("Shadowhunters")/Prince Royce
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **11**
This former A list rapper has never told her newlywed husband she prefers
women to men.
MC
Lyte
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#12**
When one of the richest men in the world also has a very A+ list public face
he really needs to be careful how he cheats on his wife. This guy is still
really young to be this rich. He is also an a-hole. Yes, even before cheating
on his wife. He has been hooking up with this A- list mostly television actress
from a superhero show. She has a trait our rich cheater always looks for
in the women he is with. With everything going on right now in our rich
a-hole’s life right now, he has not been paying as much attention to
secrecy. Our actress and the closeted actor she had been pretending to date
just did not get along and she doesn’t want another fake boyfriend.
Our actress has been making some waves and talking about her mysterious
boyfriend. Her friends have never been told his name but between the three
or four of them our actress has given enough clues to know exactly who it
is. One of the friends says the actress was going to tell her exactly who
the boyfriend was but was honestly afraid she might end up dead if someone
found out. Could he kill someone? Tough one. He hates dissent. I could see
him making the life of the actress miserable until the end of time but probably
not killing her.
Mark
Zuckerberg (Priscilla Chan)/Jessica Henwick ("Iron Fist") (Asian)/Finn
Jones ("Iron Fist")
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
This northeast Housewife pays her boyfriend to be with her. Also, she pays
extra when they have sex.
Sonja
Morgan ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Edgar "Frenchie"
Vaudeville
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
The boyfriend of this one season wonder was sending d**k pics to a couple
of women he met online while he was supposed to be engaged to the one season
wonder. This is not going to last long.
Rachel
Lindsay ("The Bachelorette")/Bryan Abasolo
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
The boyfriend of this now out of work A- list mostly television
actress/writer/creator was hooking up with a foreign born A-/B+ list singer
over the weekend.
Lena Dunham
("Girls")/Jack Antonoff/Lorde (2017 Outside Lands Music And Arts
Festival)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
This permanent A list model/host/host did not win any new fans this past
weekend. She was supposed to sign autographs and take photos for a couple
of hours and did it for about 15 minutes.
Tyra Banks
(Television Critics Association press tour)
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
This married former A+ list singer turned A- list who does some television
spent the weekend at a rental house with her long time female lover. I’m
sure her husband was also probably cheating.
Alicia
Keys (in the Hamptons)
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
This permanent A list mostly comic actor secretly bought 20,000 copies of
his wife’s book so she wouldn’t be disappointed at the sales. The
thing is, now she thinks she should write many other books.
Hilaria
(Alec) Baldwin ("The Living Clearly Method: 5 Principles for a Fit Body,
Healthy Mind & Joyful Life")
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list actress probably shouldn’t be that high but
did score a pay cable series as a lead. The show didn’t do well, but
it was a lead. She also has a big box office hit coming up. She is sleeping
with the married foreign born director of that movie. Malin Akerman
("Billions") (Brad Peyton "Rampage")
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
As much time as this married foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is
an Academy Award winner/nominee spends with his long time boyfriend, you
would think he would just come out. The only thing the pair don’t do
in public is show physical affection. Hugh Jackman
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who was in that hit ensemble
network show who had to repair some coke damage is also trying to contain
some PR damage. After keeping things quiet for a bit, the buzz is back about
her sham marriage to a celebrity and how she is practically living with her
very very long time girlfriend. Dianna Agron ("Glee")/Winston Marshall
("Mumford & Sons")
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
There is talk that this B list alliterate actress (not Amy Adams) is pregnant.
Not sure getting wasted on tequila was probably the right thing to do if
so. January Jones
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#11**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a long long running
hit network show is married. She is also supposedly at war with her ex, but
that was our actress and her ex holding hands while having lunch on top of
the Montage.
Sofia
Vergara/Nick Loeb
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor who is on a long long running network
drama is technically married. He is also violent and took a swing at a valet
guy last night. He missed and some other people got in the middle to stop
more swings.
Jesse
Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#13**
Barely a teen, this actress is on two cable shows and making movies. One
of the cable shows is pay and is a hit – the other, not so much. Still
though, it is a lot of acting. A couple of weeks ago she went to a photo
shoot. One of her parents was there. The photographer wanted to take some
sexier photos of the actress and the parent thought it was a great idea.
At this point, the teen seemed ok with it. After about 20 minutes, the
photographer wanted to shoot some lingerie shots and the parent agreed. When
the teen started to complain, the parent said it was time for the teen to
grow up and made the teen go through with it.
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This former A++ list infamous celebrity is still infamous but is probably
down to A- list and as time passes by will continue a slide down the list.
All of you know her name. Despite having a boyfriend she is hooking up with
a well known reality show producer because she loves fame.
Paris
Hilton
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who used to be a solid A list
cheated on his last two famous girlfriends and insists that all the women
he sleeps with be willing to have threesomes.
Orlando
Bloom (Katy Perry and Ashley Haas )
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
This award show already made deals with people who will win the awards so
there was no room for the biggest song of the year. They couldn’t even
nominate it because they would look like idiots if it didn’t win an
award. 2017
MTV Video Music Awards ("Despacito")
(3,243,474,785
views)
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
This closeted foreign born former boy bander hooked up with this closeted
one named DJ/producer this past week.
Liam
Payne/Zedd
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor really garnered most of his
fame from a long running network show which is now defunct on the network.
Our actor has cancer and is scheduled to start chemo soon.
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This former Pretty Little Liars actress is at best a B lister but at an event
this past weekend where she made an appearance, she had security keep everyone
ten feet from her which caused issues for every other person attending the
event. Shay
Mitchell
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
The actor who goes back and forth with another actor in being the biggest
of the big historically has had so much work done to his face the past month
he can barely make any kind of facial expression other than some kind of
half smile/grimace.
Samuel
L. Jackson
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
The husband of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress with a very lucrative
side job had a couple of days alone and cheated on his wife. It has been
awhile since I heard of him doing that.
Jessica
Alba/Cash Warren
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
This alcoholic/drug addict A- list reality star is spending about $1500 a
day on his coke habit. Granted that Disney actress does snort a lot of it
too. Scott
Disick/Bella Thorne
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actor who stars in a fairly hit cable show
is still mostly known for his ex. He also recently had a near death experience
because of his drug use. Dominic Cooper ("Preacher")/Amanda
Seyfried
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#11**
This C list actress/singer who you will never get is apparently on the s**t
list of this A list reality star from multiple shows who used to get naked
for a living. The C lister has been stealing the customers of the reality
star and seriously cutting into her income. Kendra Wilkinson
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#12**
This foreign born A list singer has had some acting roles as of late. One
of them did not go so well and new scenes were written to not include her.
This should have been wrapped a long time ago.
Rihanna
("Ocean’s Eight")
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#13**
#1 – Back in the day this actor was A++. Probably the biggest movie
actor in the world at the time. He was in a relationship with an actress
who is still A- list and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Apparently they
split when he was wasted on pills and booze and beat her.
Ryan
O'Neal/Anjelica Huston;
Steve
McQueen/Ali McGraw
#2 – Back in the day when this movie won almost a handful of Oscars, people talked about these two stars in the movie who hooked up and later married. What is not discussed is that the A list mostly movie actor slept with almost every actress on that set which his future wife didn’t find out about until many years later. Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones ("Traffic")
#3 – This A+ list mostly movie actor is married and closeted. His big break and subsequent huge career was because he slept with the director of his first movie.
189.
POPBITCH
08/17
(British blog) Which TV host and comedian insists that he doesn’t use
writers, but quietly encourages any member of staff who comes up with a good
joke to write it on a scrap of paper and then slip it into his bag while
he’s out of his dressing room? (It’s a fruitful way of working.
He can sometimes get whole scripts out of what he finds in that bag.) Leigh
Francis ("Keith Lemon")
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#1**
This permanent A list singer who has definitely had some negative publicity
issues as of late didn’t let them stop him from his "mentorship" of
some college aged men who are willing to hook up with him for help with their
career. All the men are found by this former A list producer.
Usher/Jermaine
Dupri
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show has really cut
back on the pills while shooting this season. The crew says it is night and
day from last season and that filming takes about half as long.
Rami
Malek ("Mr. Robot")
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#3**
After a two year break from working to try and save his marriage, this foreign
born former A list mostly television actor from a now defunct long running
hit network show is now making movies. It took him about a week of filming
before he started cheating again. Simon Baker/Rebecca Rigg ("The Mentalist")
("Breath")
or
("Best
Day Of My Life")
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#4**
The good news is this permanent A list singer doesn’t take hours to
get ready any longer to go out. The bad news is she doesn’t take hours
because she is usually whacked out on some combination of pills and booze.
Mariah
Carey
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#5**
She has to be pretty close to a permanent A- list mostly movie actress by
this point. Academy Award winner. Did some bad television. Did some middling
television. Doing the stalker thing right now with her married boyfriend
which is causing issues at his house. You know, where he lives with his wife
and kids. Our actress says that he said he was going to leave his wife.
Apparently she wants him to follow through with that and is here to help.
Hilary Swank
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#6**
A very big couple of days of fighting between this B+ list mostly movie actress
and her B+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on a very very very
long running show which is still on the air. He thinks it will hurt his career
to be more vocal politically. She doesn’t care.
Olivia
Wilde/Jason Sudeikis
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#7**
Don’t believe the hype. This A list singer is suffering from really
low ticket sales and is hoping an upcoming big television appearance will
change all that. If it doesn’t, then look for the tour to be dramatically
shortened.
Katy Perry
("American Idol")
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#8**
This former A list tweener turned B list adult singer was not shy about exploring
the red light district while out of the country. He probably told his foreign
born girlfriend he was meditating.
Joe
Jonas/Sophie Turner (on tour in Manila, Philippines)
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#9**
This foreign born former A list singer of a former A list band that has broken
up multiple times and had one big monster hit doesn’t even leave his
house most days because of drugs. It wouldn’t shock me if he tried to
kill himself. He has a history of depression and is just pushing away help.
Gary Kemp ("Spandau Ballet")
("True")
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#10**
I guess it makes a normal cliche story more interesting when you say this
A/A+ list mostly movie actress is sleeping with her nanny. One of them. She
has more than one. The young one. She is sleeping with the young one.
Angelina
Jolie
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#11**
This B list mostly television actress last seen in a long running hit cable
show isn’t working. She is going to need to work if she keeps dating
the guy she is seeing. He is known for draining the bank accounts of the
people he dates.
Ashley
Benson ("Pretty Little Liars")
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#12**
This A list rapper/producer/serial cheater/reality star is now into underage
teen girls.
The
Game
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#13**
SEX FIESTA: This movie was big. Did it cross the $100M mark? Nope. Do all
of you know it? Yep. It is just one of those movies that has a very very
long life. Back when they made it they were having some soundtrack issues.
Actually a lot of soundtrack issues. The producers hated some songs which
were going to be on the soundtrack. Loved some that were going to be in the
movie but couldn’t get on the soundtrack. Oh, and they also hated their
composer. So, I went and visited the set for a couple of days to hash some
of it out. I have seen a lot of sets before where people were having a lot
of sex. Generally, they pair off and stayed paired off with the same people
throughout the whole shoot. This one was completely different. This was one
big party where filming was a break from the partying that was going on nonstop.
A bunch of 20 something year olds who were all about to hit it big. Seriously,
like a handful in the next year would be A list or close to it. There is
a now A+ list mostly movie actress who was in it. She did a ton of partying
but stayed away from the drugs. Drunk? Every second she could. The thing
is she would pass out. If she passed out and the co-star she was hooking
up with was still ready to party, he would hook up with any other co-star
who was willing. There was a foreign born A- list actor in it. He had sex
with three of his co-stars. Two of the female co-stars were dared one night
to make out and they ended up doing more than making out. One of them would
go on to be an A list television actress. The other probably peaked at A-
list. She had a lot of issues after this film was made. I think this film
actually introduced her to booze and drugs at a level she had not encountered
and it has taken her a lot of years to get over it.
Movie: "Cruel Intentions"
A+ list movie actress: Reese Witherspoon
Co-star: Ryan Phillippe
Foreign born A- list actor: Joshua Jackson
Co-stars he had sex with: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Selma Blair, Tara Reid
A list television actress: Sarah Michelle Gellar
A-list actress: Tara Reid or Selma Blair
Soundtrack
203. MEDIA
TAKEOUT 08/18
Here’s what a little birdie is saying about your FAVE new R&B singer:
I love her dearly, but she is very unstable. I’m told she’s having
a mental breakdown, and may have attempted suicide. [A recent concert] was
unexpectedly cancelled. Expect the entire tour to be cancelled, and blamed
on "sudden illness." Pray for her . . . she’s so talented.
Sza
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#1**
This B+ list network reality star talks a good game about his co-star, but
he cheats every chance he gets.
Val
Chmerkovskiy/Jenna Johnson ("Dancing With the Stars")
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#2**
This B+ list mostly television actor on a long running network show is out
to his closest friends and family, but the teen recently made his biggest
strides yet in coming out publicly. Nolan Gould ("Modern Family")
(Stars
As A Gay Teen In Logic’s New Music Video)
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#3**
This Housewife has already been hit pretty hard about some of her personal
political views has not seen anything yet. Apparently there is a video of
her talking about what happened in Charlottesville this past weekend and
it would get her instantly fired. Ramona Singer ("Real Housewives of New
York City")
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#4**
This foreign born still one hit wonder had to tell paps she was with a member
of this reality family to get them to come out and take a picture of her.
Of course she was there solo.
Iggy Azalea
(Kardashians)
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#5**
More planned time with her child was skipped over the past two weeks by this
former A list singer who is really focused on herself right now. She has
even stopped bothering to give excuses to the child and just ignores the
situation. Fergie
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#6**
After about a month of dating, the now ex-boyfriend of this former B+ list
mostly television actress from a hit almost network show who does not get
much work now is in hiding. You do not cross this actress. Ever.
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#7**
After a summer of yachting last year, the permanent A+ list father of the
yachter told her he would cut her off if she did it this year. So? She
didn’t go anywhere near a yacht.
Sofia Richie
(Lionel)
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#8**
This foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee is being cheated on by her husband again. She has been spending
more time away from him as she tries to come terms with it. Cate
Blanchett/Andrew Upton
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#9**
This collection of actors who are covering up multiple rapes by one of them
is really worried about that television show starring one of their former
members they can’t control. So far the show has stayed silent on the
rapes, but the actors know it is coming.
Collection
of actors: Scientologists
Rapist: Danny Masterson
Television show: "Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath - What Went
Down: Victim Blaming"
Former member: Leah Remini
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#10**
A shared vacation for a somewhat shared experience for these two cable reality
stars who are at best B+ list for one and C+ list for the other. The B+ lister
cheated on her boyfriend while the C+ lister got cheated on by her
boyfriend.
B+ lister:
Stassi Schroeder/Patrick Meagher ("Vanderpump Rules")
C+ lister: Danni Baird/Todd Baldree ("Southern Charm")
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#11**
This B- list reality star only gets that high because the cable show has
been around for a bit. Not the most popular show on the channel’s lineup.
Always needing money to maintain a lifestyle she thinks she deserves, she
is apparently being accused of using stolen credit cards.
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#12**
This former B list tweener turned A- list singer had her last three relationships
end after she threw something at the love interest. Two men and one woman.
That is quite the streak. Demi Lovato
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#13**
Back in the day, I think people forget that this now deceased permanent A+
lister was thisclose to not being married. Things would have turned out much
differently if he had followed through with that divorce. Things would have
turned out much differently in this modern version too which also involved
an A lister. Already separated, divorce was imminent. Divorce would mean
a couple of things. A loss of status which the subject of our blind held
dearly. She loves to name drop. Loves it. She loves to pretend she moved
in the circles prior to meeting her husband but she didn’t. The other
thing she would miss would be money. Sure, she would get some child support
and a lump sum payment but there would be no more after that. She would have
to fend for herself. So, she did what she could. She started triggering the
A lister so he would not only start using again but brought a person into
his life who would really facilitate the drugs. She thought that drugs would
make him more reliant on her as it had in the past. Not this time though.
He showed no signs of reconciliation. So, she moved to plan B which involved
bullying him. How so? She told him if she was going down then he was going
down and that she would go Gone Girl on him and not only spill secrets about
him but also make up damaging ones that would see his career go down in flames.
She kept pushing and pushing and when she knew he was close to breaking,
pushed him over the edge to secure her own fame and fortune.
Couple #1:
John
Lennon/Yoko Ono/May Pang or
Kurt
Cobain/Courtney Love
Couple #2:
Chris
Cornell/Vicky Karayiannis/bodyguard Martin Kristen
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
Outside the sheeple of most entertainment reporters are a few who have been
banned from participating in any Q&A with this A- list mostly television
actress from a very hit almost television show. She can’t handle anything
but softball questions. Eventually though, they will get to her. I think
they have a plan for the Emmy red carpet.
Elisabeth
Moss ("The Handmaid's Tale") (Scientology and reaction to Leah Remini’s
"Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath")
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
Knowing they have a fan problem, the people of this A- list singer who used
to be a Disney actress set up what they thought would be a great interactive
fan event. Their drug addled client wouldn’t have to put much effort
into pretending she likes her fans and the fans would get a couple of hours
asking questions. They actually got 27 minutes before the singer had enough.
The fans had not even got to the child molester questions.
Selena
Gomez (Untitled Woody Allen Project)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
Lots of questions about this foundation of a now deceased A list celebrity
and what exactly happened but probably going to have to wait until the
foundation’s 990-PF is filed. They are very late filing it.
"The Chris
& Vicky Cornell Foundation - IfOnly"
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
This talk show host is back on the booze in a big way. I’m sure his
wife is thrilled.
Jimmy
Fallon
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
Another weekend another sojourn for money for this foreign born A- list model
pro beard who never seems to spend any time with the A list client any longer.
Irina
Shayk/Bradley Cooper
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
This one named A- list singer not named Kesha or Halsey is great at hiding
her pill problem. Unfortunately she mixed in some new ones she got from a
new doctor and she is lucky to be alive.
Sza
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actor from an iconic network show who
has had mixed success in movies and television since is telling friends goodbye
and giving away things. Someone needs to get him some help. They are trying
but he is refusing.
Matthew
Perry
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
Already one friendship was ruined when this A- list mostly movie actress
who ALL of you know accused a friend of sleeping with the husband of the
A- lister. She hadn’t but he has slept with plenty of other people including
at least two people who work for the actress.
Jennifer
Aniston/Chelsea Handler/Justin Theroux
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
This former A- list singer/television actress/reality star turned "take what
I can get" has apparently reached out to this married bloated former A list
boy bander/solo artist because she wants to hook up with him. Why? She really
thinks she is someone else. She needs help.
Brandy
(Whitney Houston)/Bobby Brown
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#5**
This married permanent A+ list rapper had female companionship in his vehicle
to and from a restaurant this past week. Different women each direction.
Jay Z (in
London)
227. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/21
"We’re worried" is the consensus from Hollywood insiders regarding this
A list director. Widespread speculation over his health with some rumours
claiming the legendary director has cancer, malnutrition or even a stress-related
disorder. Others claim that it pertains to mental illness. Nobody knows for
sure. Everyone is worried.
James
Cameron;
Clint
Eastwood
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
Between her ex and her current on again off again boyfriend, this former
A list mostly television actress who, because of her track record is probably
permanently at least A- list has been in therapy 2 hours a day five days
a week for the past two years. Courteney Cox (David Arquette and Johnny
McDaid)
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
Speaking of therapy, this former A+ list mostly movie actress walked away
from the spotlight a few years back. Everyone thought it was because of the
roles she was being offered or that she had a fear of failing, but it turns
out something happened on her second to last movie and it made her never
want to do another one again. Her last movie was a favor she felt like she
couldn’t walk away from.
Cameron
Diaz
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
This former A+ list athlete who got into a lot of trouble recently stopped
making hush payments to his former A list celebrity ex. He probably figures
nothing else could happen to him. Tiger Woods/Lindsey Vonn
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
In one of the worst ideas for a reality show I have heard in awhile, this
former infamous A lister wants to take a camera crew with her back to where
her infamy began and try to correct the record. Very very bad idea.
Amanda
Knox
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#5**
This married A+/A list mostly movie actor took right up where he left last
time he was in this overseas country. Hooking up with a catering manager
at the hotel where he is staying.
Channing
Tatum ("Lucky Logan" premiere in Amsterdam)
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and has a franchise under her belt has been dealing with her bulimia again.
She had a big problem a few years back and it cost her some really big film
roles. Brie Larson ("Captain Marvel")
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actor sucked at his big chance leading a movie,
but continues to make television and almost television hits. He is also cheating
on his wife and she has no idea. It would hit her like a ton of bricks.
Aaron Paul/Lauren Parsekian
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#8**
KINDNESS: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who set records
in her last movie had no problems with her dinner being interrupted multiple
times the other night to meet young girls who wanted to meet her and take
photos with her. She looked like she was having the best time.
Gal Gadot
("Wonder Woman")
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#9**
Even her fellow cast members on this production have to refer to this B list
actress/singer as Ms.____________ when they address her. She actually yelled
at someone who dare call her by her first name.
Lea
Michele ("The Mayor")
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#10**
Over the past week or so since Aaron Carter came out, the back in the day
winner of this reality competition has been getting texts from a competitor
on the same season of the show who keeps telling him that this is his chance
right now too. Kris Allen ("American Idol")/Adam Lambert
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#11**
Apparently this A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show
likes to wear surgical gloves when he has sex.
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#12**
This foreign born A- list model wannabe actress made $50K this weekend having
sex with multiple oligarchs. She was with a couple of friends and they rotated
throughout the weekend. Guess her A+ list boyfriend just doesn’t care.
Hmmmm.
Irina Shayk
in Russia (Bradley Cooper)
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#13**
#1 – Apparently the first affair mentioned yesterday by his ex-wife
yesterday was with a 19 year old actress. I don’t think even the ex-wife
knows that her ex and the teen hooked up in the marital bed.
Joss Whedon/Kai
Cole/Eliza Dushku (Faith/"Buffy the Vampire Slayer")
#2 – This A list Olympian has it out for her fellow competitor after a casting couch incident where the latter was cast and the former was not. Gabby Douglas ("Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn")
#3 – I wonder if this A+ list mostly movie actor knows the PR person he is hooking up with is also hooking up with this former A- list mostly television actor who blew his chance when given the lead in a huge movie after turning down a different one. Brad Pitt (produced "The Lost City of Z") starring Charlie Hunnam ("Fifty Shades of Grey") ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")
242. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/22
This upcoming biopic may have received a lot of coverage, but insiders tell
me "not to get your hopes up" for it. ‘The script is bad,’ says
the key source. ‘Typical Oscar bait that will not hit.’ Another
compared the movie to The Last of Robin Hood. Remember that? Didn’t
think so.
Freddie
Mercury biopic "Bohemian Rhapsody"
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
Apparently this still not legal B- list celebrity offspring of a permanent
A lister and B+ list actress recently had an abortion but is still dating
the much older man she has been seeing with the blessing of her parents.
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#2**
This one year wonder who was a professional beard back in the day is being
cheated on by her A- list athlete boyfriend.
Olivia
Culpo "Miss USA 2012" (Nick Jonas and Tim Tebow)/Danny Amendola
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
This former A+ list athlete turned reality star turned A- list athlete turned
celebrity got into a drunken fight with his significant other. When he drinks,
good things never happen. Ryan Lochte/Kayla Rae Reid
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This Housewife starred on a franchise out of the country in addition to another
US reality reboot. She is being investigated for money laundering in three
countries. Joanna Krupa ("Real Housewives of Miami") (Polish "Top Model")
("Battle of the Network Stars")
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
Things are about to get even more uncomfortable for this married A list
comic/actor as another two women are about to come forward to discuss their
affairs with the A lister.
Kevin
Hart
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
This B list country singer has a couple of gold singles the past couple of
years. He also went on a HGH fueled rant in the lobby of a hotel when he
thought some people were making fun of him. They weren’t. They were
laughing at a television in the lobby bar they were watching.
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee/celebrity offspring has probably dropped to A-/B+ list now.
She was told by her people her latest project would get her another Oscar
nom/win. It won’t.
Kate Hudson
(shaved her head for movie "Sister")
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
Not sure this is a good idea. This former B list tweener turned A-/B+ list
singer all of you know has a substance abuse problem. With a bunch of horrible
short term relationships this year, the singer has asked her closeted tweener
friend to be a sperm donor. Our singer thinks being pregnant will help her
quit drugs. Demi Lovato/Nick Jonas
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#9**
I’m guessing he probably should have seen this blind coming. Apparently
producers have been making this reality star study 2-3 hours a day because
he has missed so many facts about celebrities he should have known if he
was real.
Tyler Henry
("Hollywood Medium")
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#10**
This aging running out of money former A list society maven who was wife
one of three of an A++ lister has been using her influence to have some of
her love rivals for a billionaire harassed by local authorities in the country
where she is right now.
Ivana Trump
(wife #1 to Donald Trump)
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#11**
Always on the receiving end of a whole bunch of cheating for many years,
this B+ list celebrity most people know who don’t even read any gossip
stuff is hooking up with a married guy. A guy married to an A- list mostly
television actress on a hit network show.
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#12**
This former network reality star from a very long running network show casting
couched her way to a new product line which her sex partner dumped about
$500K into. The line has awful reviews and she has no name recognition so
bye bye money.
Karina
Smirnoff ("Dancing With the
Stars")/Chad
Johnson (Luxury Real Estate Agent "The Bachelorette")
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#13**
The End Of The Storm: Had a hard time coming up with a title to this one.
Over the years I have written bits and pieces of the entirety of this story
as they were told to me. Over the last week or two, it has all come together
to the point where I don’t even know where to begin. Go back almost
a decade. You had this foreign born rising star in his early teens. He flies
here to the US and meets one of his idols. Probably a permanent A lister.
The idol is closeted and has sex with women but much prefers men. Well, young
men. He made it very clear to the teen what he needed to do and the teen
did it. Did it is probably the wrong term. The teen was raped. Repeatedly.
By his idol. This went on for years. The teen was super confused. He was
becoming an A+ lister. He is still pretty close to that now. Women were throwing
themselves at him but his only sexual experiences had been with this singer
who was raping him. I don’t think our singer has ever really adjusted
to that time period. He needs a lot of therapy and he is getting it. BUT,
and this is a big but. The people he is getting therapy from are people who
have ulterior motives. The biggest of those motives is money. Our singer
is handing money over hand over fist. More exploitation is not what he needs.
It will come out eventually and then he will be using more and end up in
a death spiral. Another big issue in all of this are the ongoing legal troubles
of the permanent A lister. His sexual history and partners are going to come
out and it is going to drag the subject of this blind front and
center.
Foreign
born rising star: Justin Bieber
Ulterior motives therapy: "Hillsong Church in New York City"
Permanent A lister:
Usher
256. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/23
This geriatric A list actor’s relationship with an actress young enough
to be his daughter could be outed in the latest celebrity phone hacking leaks.
The actor is also supposedly in a long term relationship with someone else,
according to the insider. Hugh Hefner tips his crusty cap.
Al
Pacino (Lucila
Sola)/Addison
Timlin
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who everyone knows because
of a certain role is probably B- list now and survives on direct to on demand
and tv movies. She is married. Her husband broke away from a trip they are
having to hook up with someone he has been seeing the past few months.
Jamie-Lynn
Sigler (Meadow Soprano "The Sopranos")/Cutter Dykstra
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
After being rejected for a return as a Housewife this former west coast Housewife
is desperate to regain her fame so is spinning yarns about her life which
she knows will get her some ink in the tabloids but are not even close to
being true.
Yolanda
Foster Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
This troubled reality star/"entertainment athlete" is in trouble again with
drug dealers. Her debt is out of control and they are blackmailing her.
Paige ("Total
Divas")
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
According to the friends of the potential victim, this former A+ list rapper
is threatening to kill or have killed his permanent A list rapper rival.
Kanye/Jay
Z
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress is best known for her run on a very
hit long running cable show which is still airing. She is taking a lot of
flack from fans of that show for her public statements supporting a racist
who used to be an A+ list mostly movie actor.
Laurie
Holden ("The Walking Dead")/Mel Gibson
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
This A- list country singer has some kind of deal with country radio. The
platinum record selling number one single having new record releasing soon
singer and the media pretend he is straight and never talk about the men
he dates or the boyfriends and it is amazing how both sides just like to
live in a fantasy world.
Kenny
Chesney
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
Some people have way more money than sense. Apparently there is a guy who
wants to have sex more than once with this former stripper turned reality
star turned celebrity. Our former stripper told him he had to prove it. So,
she made him open a $100K credit line for her to use as she see fits. The
way she saw fit was to spend the $100K in about an hour. Now, she is not
returning the guy’s calls.
Blac
Chyna
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
While out of the country, this foreign born former A+ list athlete was not
showing any signs that he is still with that B+ list actress significant
other. He was hooking up with a teen model from his home country.
Wladimir
Klitschko/Hayden Panettiere
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who will be A- list when her superhero
movie comes out is hoping she can make her ex jealous enough to want her
back. After what she did to the ex though it is highly unlikely.
Amber Heard
("Aquaman")/Elon Musk
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is having to downsize into a living
space one quarter the size of her old home. Plus, it is only a rental rather
than owning. She just can’t get anyone to get her a job that pays and
she feels like there is no point in performing shows because the money she
earns just goes straight to people she owes money to.
Iggy
Azalea
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#11**
This troubled A list NFL player who is taking a little break was hit on by
two women of color while he was eating dinner. He told them point blank he
only likes dating blondes.
Ezekiel
Elliott ("Dallas Cowboys")
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#12**
This celebrity offspring you probably didn’t even know existed is shaking
down his half sibling who is someone you do know exists and is the offspring
of a permanent A+ lister by trashing them on social media until they cough
up money.
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#13**
#1 – Kindness – This A- list mostly television actress who is
permanently associated with this very very long running network hospital
show which will probably go on forever has been known to have social media
conversations with young fans and does the same out in public. She has never
turned down any young fan ever for a photo or an autograph.
Ellen Pompeo
("Grey’s Anatomy")
#2 – The payments and agreements that are going to have to be negotiated between this A+ list mostly movie actor and the foreign born model/actress he calls his girlfriend are are going to be intense. Every day that goes by though without the payments or agreement brings the threat of the house of cards collapsing. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk
#3 – This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is wrapping her first movie in a long time is about to be betrayed by someone who has been very close to the actress for a very long time. Jodie Foster ("Hotel Artemis"); Sandra Bullock ("Ocean’s Eight")
270. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/24
Rumour has is that the next episode of this A list television show is set
to feature the biggest special effects sequence in the show’s history
and involves the end of one of the most famous parts of the show. The cost
is reportedly mind blowing and is partially funded by the budget from the
next series.
A zombie
dragon destroyed the Wall on "Game of Thrones"
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#1**
Don’t believe the hype. This network reality star is returning to his
roots because, as I predicted months ago, he went through all of his money
on that crazy venture he did with his wife. That type of venture has been
the downfall of several reality stars and it is not clothing or makeup lines.
Mark
Ballas ("Dancing With the
Stars")/BC
Jeans (EP "High Enough")
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#2**
It is not cut and dry that this not yet in production "origin" movie will
have the most recent people to play the roles involved. There is a lot of
dislike coming from this foreign born actress to her potential co-star and
as much as she would like to make the movie, how big does that check have
to be to want her to co-star with the actor again.
Movie:
"Joker Origin"
Actress: Margot Robbie
Co-star: Jared Leto
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#3**
This east coast Housewife might not call her most recent relationship over
but the guy she was dating sure does seem to be dating a lot of other women.
Carole
Radziwill ("Real Housewives of New York City")/Adam Kenworthy
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#4**
This A/A- list singer depending on what age you are and your tolerance level
for her behavior is battling a big drug issue right now and the vast majority
of it has been prescribed by doctors. She is not well, and for once, most
of her drug use is not of her own making.
Ariana
Grande
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is never going to back off from
the wall claims she makes because those claims make her a ton of money without
her having to do much real work.
Gwyneth
Paltrow ("Goop" deceptive advertising)
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#6**
This foreign born A-/B+ list celebrity who will never be the A+ listerness
of her sibling wants some bodyguards, but no one sees the need. She thinks
they will make her look more important and people will notice her more.
Pippa Middleton
(Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge)
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#7**
When this train wreck of an MTV reality star is out in LA this weekend she
has pre-ordered Fentanyl from her dealer of choice. That differs from her
usual order. Is it for her or her significant other or both? No one knows.
Jenelle
Evans ("Teen Mom 2")/David Eason
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#8**
It didn’t take long for producers thinking of a reality reboot of this
formerly overly exposed to the detriment of the world reality couple to back
out. There is audio of one of the couple on a racist rant that was recorded
in the past week or so.
Spencer
Pratt (Heidi)/Alex Jones
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#9**
Maybe there is a language barrier or something but this former A+ list mostly
movie actress from a celebrity family is on driver #10 and production assistant
#5 on her latest production. Most have quit within the first few days of
being assigned to her.
Ashley
Judd (filming "Berlin Station" in Germany)
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#10**
Apparently one of the many women this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie
actor from a big acting family was hooking up with on a regular basis had
a pregnancy scare which brought the relationship and others to the attention
of this former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list singer. It is not like he
has ever not cheated because he has from day one.
Liam
Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#11**
This married A- list mostly television actor used to be A list. He had a
chance to be A list again but is about to drop to B+ list because he is having
trouble on his cable show. Because of his struggles he missed a very important
family life event.
Eric Dane
("The Last Ship") (funeral of his wife’s (Rebecca Gayheart)
sister)
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#12**
My guess is Molly but it could have been Molly mixed with some Oxy that this
B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family was wasted on at a movie
premiere of her movie this week.
Alexandra
Daddario ("The Layover")
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#13**
Normally there would be no need to discuss a C list actress in this space.
If a C lister made it into the blinds it would be at different time of day.
The fact that this actress is actually C list might come as a surprise to
a lot of you. If she was not such an unpleasant person, and basically buying
her way into roles, she might be B- list. She literally does buy her way
into roles and gives herself fairly high billing. The thing is though the
films are crap and she usually has to get naked in them in addition to giving
money. She thinks she is A list. She has crossed my radar a lot. Until the
past week or so though, it wouldn’t have made any sense to write about
her. Now though? Fair game. She is foreign born and always had some money.
It was never enough for her though. She always wanted more. She got her first
several roles by hitting the casting couch. Her husband didn’t catch
on to that for a couple of years. Oh, there was the time she wanted a role
in a movie and blackmailed the producer/writer. You all would know his name.
He hooked up with our actress in return for a bit part. That was not good
enough for her so she threatened to tell the producer’s wife about the
sex if she was not given a bigger role. The actress was given a bigger role.
In fact, the whole script was changed for her. During the filming she started
hooking up with the director and continues to f**k him all of the time despite
being married again. Yeah, her new husband is cuckolded and does what she
says. Meanwhile, she makes movies with the director where she provides the
money. Well, her husband provides the money. Apparently in one of her movies
where she got naked and had a really long nude scene she made sure her husband
was there to watch her get naked and film sex scenes. It is the most messed
up marriage. It will go down in a huge ball of flames. Did I ever mention
that she was kicked out of school once for trying to poison a classmate who
was sleeping with a professor that our actress wanted to sleep with. Yeah.
Like I said, not a nice person.
Actress:
Louise Linton
First husband: Los Angeles defense attorney Ronald Richards
Current husband: Steven Mnuchin, the United States Secretary of the
Treasury
Movie producer/writer: Eli Roth ("Cabin Fever")
Director: Travis Zariwny
284. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/25
Sources inform me that this hyped up reality show is in danger of cancellation,
despite the considerable amount the network has poured into marketing costs.
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. "Life of Kylie on E!"; "Battle of the Network
Stars"
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
This offspring of a reality star/wannabe talk show host seems surprised her
current relationship soured. When it starts off with a payoff and continues
with a daily inquiry about when they should get married or if he has thought
about baby names, it is not going to last.
Savannah
Chrisley ("Chrisley Knows Best")/Luke Kennard
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee
for a movie way back in the day. He has a family member who is also an Academy
Award winner/nominee. Our actor is addicted to pain killers and takes them
every couple of hours almost 24 hours a day. He has quit for the most part
all the other drugs he used to take.
Ryan O'Neal
(Nominated Best Actor in a Leading Role "Love Story")/Tatum O'Neal (Won Best
Actress in a Supporting Role "Paper Moon")
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#3**
It is all finally coming out into the open. This mostly closeted cable reality
star who has managed to land two separate shows (one of which is a hit for
the cable channel where it airs) while pretending he enjoys being with women
is being called out for his proclivity to have sex with men for money.
Jax
Taylor ("Vanderpump Rules" and "Vanderpump Rules Jax and Brittany Take
Kentucky")
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#4**
This foreign born former A+ list singer is altering history again. I love
when singers who get songwriting credits then say what inspired the song
when they know very well they just bought it from a writer and paid them
enough to give up any credit or to mention to anyone they wrote it. Our former
A+ list singer has a great big yarn about what inspired one of her hits.
I wouldn’t put it past her ex to talk about the real story.
Shania
Twain ("That Don't Impress Me Much" inspired by nude Brad Pitt
pictures)
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#5**
These two multiple times movie B+ list co-stars might be married but that
does not mean they have ever had sex. Anna Camp/Skylar Astin ("Pitch
Perfect")
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#6**
This Housewife was supposed to go yachting but was left behind when she tried
to submit a rider which she wanted fulfilled before she would board.
Bethenny
Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#7**
It gets super quiet in the locker room when this foreign born A list tennis
player enters. No one likes her and there is a rumor that she threw some
perceived competition under the bus which is not allowing the competitor
to play in a tournament.
Maria
Sharapova
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#8**
This former tweener actress turned married talk show host is cheating on
her husband. Not shocking considering they had an affair when he was married.
Adrienne Bailon ("The Real")/Israel Houghton
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **9**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress is not making friends with
the co-stars of her boyfriend’s hit cable show. Apparently our actress
called some paps and they ended up taking pics of the child/ren of one of
the co-stars which were then published. The co-star has a strict privacy
policy and is now mad at the boyfriend and the actress.
Diane
Kruger/Norman Reedus/Andrew Lincoln ("The Walking Dead")
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#10**
This married super conservative offspring of someone more conservative who
has A list name recognition who is the offspring of someone even more
conservative who had A++ list name recognition picks up men gay bars several
times a year and brings them back to his secret out of town crash pad.
Jerry
(Trey) Falwell III/Jerry Falwell Jr./Jerry Falwell
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#11**
Our favorite closeted former B+ list network actor from that hit ensemble
show has been trying to promote his beard’s talents in the entertainment
business. He is exaggerating her accomplishments but he can’t afford
to pay her as much money any longer so is hoping she can land a high paying
gig if he pretends she has done certain things even if not true. Darren
Criss/Mia Swier
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#12**
These two former strippers turned reality stars turned celebrities laughed
at and made fun of a woman who was raped.
Amber Rose/Blac
Chyna
(R.
Kelly's latest sexual assault accuser, Jerhonda Pace)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#13**
Same guy for all. Foreign bon A+ list director. James Cameron
#1 – Once showed his wife at the time a video of himself being orally serviced by another woman. He started telling his wife how much better the other woman was until his wife walked out. Linda Hamilton (other woman Suzy Amis)
#2 – Took time off from his honeymoon to one of his wives to have sex with the actress he later cast into her big break. She has A list name recognition despite being a horrible actress. Jessica Alba ("Dark Angel") (wife Suzy Amis)
#3 – Cast an entire movie based on whether the actresses auditioning would show him their breasts during the audition and the probability they would have sex with him during filming. "Piranha Part Two: The Spawning"
#4 – Cast a woman for a role and when she showed up to shoot the first day called her a "fat f**k" because she had gained a couple of pounds. For the entire shoot that is how he addressed her. Kate Winslet ("Titanic")
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
I know some things have changed but as far as I know the ban is still in
place regarding this A+ list singer/awful actor and a certain event where
he is not allowed to perform.
Justin
Timberlake ("Superbowl 2018")
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
Award season is nearing. Even when you are not individually nominated, many
of the show have multiple members of the cast invited. So, what to do if
you are this foreign born closeted former boy bander who is in a movie which
will be nominated? Go back to an old standby beard who already knows the
score. Harry Styles ("Dunkirk")/Kendall Jenner
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
Many of the model establishment put their foot down and said they would not
walk for this show if the show did what they did last year and made it about
celebrity rather than the established models. The company behind the show
backed down between auditions and callbacks and most celebrities/"models"
are not being included.
"Victoria's
Secret" 2017 Fashion Show
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
is not getting along with her A-/B+ list co-star who is being a huge diva
and constantly name dropping her husband. Our Oscar nominee/winner just does
not do that kind of thing and it is really causing tension.
Blake Lively
(Ryan Reynolds)/Anna Kendrick ("A Simple Favor")
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
This foreign born superhero is changing hotels every night and staying away
from his house after breaking up with his current girlfriend. He cheated
and she is not happy.
Henry
Cavill/Lucy Cork
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
This former A- list actor back in the day was using the funds of his A+ list
mostly movie actor best friend by gambling and going through a series of
escorts in the past 48 hours.
Leonardo
DiCapiro/Adrian Brody
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
Showing once again that he is a huge prick, this A+ list fighter was asked
about charities he might give some of his winnings too. He said, "F**k charities.
The only charity I care about is me."
Floyd
Mayweather
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#4**
This one named always broke rapper is trying to hide from a former business
partner. This kind of issue won’t be settled in the courts.
Tyga/Chuon
Guen Lee
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
VMA’s: From the red carpet to the show and beyond, this married B+ list
mostly television actress all of you know despite her bigger days being behind
her was wasted. It has been awhile since anyone has seen that. She has been
to rehab multiple times and needs to get it together before the long running
television turned almost television show continues filming.
Portia
de Rossi ("Arrested Development")
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
VMA’s: About halfway through the show last night, this A list singer
with multiple responsibilities last evening had a four minute mini-rant where
she kept repeating, "F**k this." She hated last night and if it had just
been a concert would have walked during the show.
Katy
Perry
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
VMA’s: Things were so bad in rehearsals for this foreign born A- list
singer that producers wanted to cut her performance. They probably should
have or her people should have come up with an illness excuse.
Lorde
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
VMA’s: Arguably the singer with the most attention focused on her during
the year was a no show at the awards. Why? She knew she wasn’t going
to win and knew several months ago that was the plan which is why she set
up her schedule to give her a plausible excuse for not being there.
Beyoncé
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#5**
VMA’s: At an after party, this A+ list record producer who is having
a big year outside the studio snapped at his wife when she tried to interject
herself into a conversation. The quote used by two people who saw it said
the producer was being a total d**k.
DJ
Khaled/Nicole Tuck
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#6**
VMA’s: This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/better singer/biggest hardware
holding who most of you of a certain age know from something other than movies
or singing had a pickup line last night at an after party of, "Do you want
to blow me here or back at my place?" I would love to say it didn’t
work, but after about just ten no’s, he got a yes for back at his place.
Jared
Leto
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#7**
VMA’s: I’m sure this will work out well if it ever goes public
or more than one night. This A list singer was sucking face and totally into
this foreign born A list DJ at an after party last night. I can hear the
gears turning in the head of this A+/A list singer.
Katy
Perry/Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#8**
VMA’s: Honestly, even if it was me at this after party instead of a
spy, I’m not sure I could tell you who is who in this A list duo. At
an after party, one was doing lines of coke while doing shots of bourbon.
He was messy.
"The
Chainsmokers"
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#9**
VMA’s: This B- list singer/actress/reality star had a rough night. She
was all smiles and talking about her new boyfriend at an after party. Then
someone sent her a photo of the new boyfriend with another woman. I mean
our singer/actress/reality star was crushed. Just started crying right
then.
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#10**
VMA’s: "We can be friends, but I know you are gay, and I just am not
going to play that game." This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/singer to
this foreign born A list singer when he started talking about they would
be a good couple.
Hailee
Steinfeld/Shawn Mendes
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#11**
VMA’s: This is something I don’t quite understand so maybe there
is some backstory to which I am not aware. At an after party last night,
this foreign born singer turned celebrity turned reality judge got into a
very heated argument with this singer/actress from a very popular network
show. The argument was about the soon to be ex of the foreign born star.
Apparently the actress/singer has been hooking up with him. Why would it
bother our foreign born star?
Mel B (Stephen
Belafonte)/Serayah ("Empire")
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#12**
VMA’s: The B list musician was at an after party but his former A+ list
mostly movie actress wife was not. Probably hooking up with her pot dealer
again. The guy is so whipped. He just puts up with it. He has always been
like that in every relationship. Benji Madden (Cameron Diaz)
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#13**
VMA’s: This foreign born B- list singer/actress only gets that high
because of the family name. She is barely legal and at an after party was
not only being rude but trying to keep all the coke for herself. Oh, and
a quick side note. If you start blowing up your lips at this age, I fear
what you will decide they need to look like in a decade.
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#14**
VMA’s: Not sure what happened to her after the show, but during the
show, this A-/B+ list mostly television actress/former pro beard was cozying
up to this A list movie producer who is married. Didn’t seem like either
cared about the wedding vows.
Olivia
Munn
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#15**
VMA’s: This one named singer who fell from A+ list and not at all entirely
because she loves her booze, spent a great deal of the night, trying to pull
out a loose tooth from her mouth. Ummm. OK.
Kesha
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#16**
VMA’s: Apparently this YouTube star who used to be cheated on by another
YouTube star every night while he made her watch went on a rampage when she
saw one of his male cohorts. The cohort took a swing at her and said he was
just paying her back for what her current YouTube star boyfriend did to a
woman.
Alissa
Violet/Jake Paul/Ricky Banks (attacked Jake Paul’s assistant Megan
Zelly)/Cameron
Dallas
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#17**
Back In The Day VMA Show: I don’t know if this VMA show from back in
the day was the most crazy, but it was right up there. It was the mid 90’s.
The show was actually something people still wanted to attend and was an
event. The host this particular year was an a-hole. Hell, he is still an
a-hole. He kept talking crap about everyone at the show. Acted like he was
better than everyone and practically said as much during rehearsals. He just
wanted a check and an audience to get him more attendance at his stand up
shows. I remember this at the time A list singer who has always had issues
with drugs was doing lines of coke and smoking crack with this former A list
boy bander who was there with his wife. Where was his wife? Well, if you
ask this former A+ list athlete who still has A+ list name recognition, he
will say he was having sex with her in her dressing room. He says they always
did when they saw each other and that her husband just got out of the way.
Oh, I just remembered something I had not thought about in awhile. There
was this at the time A- list singer who had split from a group. She was so
"crafty," she refused to speak during rehearsal. She just sipped tea and
nodded. The thing is she wasn’t resting her voice. She wanted the producers
to think she was because she thought it made her look arty or what not, but
she talked before and after rehearsal. I hate that kind of thing. She had
a big group album and one big solo album and nada for a couple of decades
now. This A list celebrity who seems to enjoy the confidence of a world leader
threw up all over the shoes of this permanent A list mostly movie actor who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee and started on television. One crazy thing
I know I won’t see again is this permanent A list rapper hot boxing
in a room with this Academy Award winning actor who was with his Academy
Award winning actress significant other forever. It was a crazy
scene.
Year:
1995
Host: Dennis Miller
A list singer: Courtney Love ("Hole")
Former A list boy bander/wife: Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston
Former A+ list athlete: Mike Tyson
"Crafty" A- list singer/group: Natalie Merchant/"10,000 Maniacs"
A list celebrity/world leader: Dennis Rodman/North Korea’s Kim Jong-un
A list mostly movie actor: George Clooney
A list rapper: Notorious B.I.G.
Academy Award winning actor: Tim Robbins
Academy Award winning significant other: Susan Sarandon
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
This OG Teen Mom was desperate to lose weight so turned to Adderall. Not
just popping them but playing her favorite game of crushing them mixed with
some coke and snorting it. It definitely made her quickly drop the weight
plus some. Farrah Abraham
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
At a big event earlier this week, this former stripper turned celebrity turned
reality star got into a confrontation with a gun sounding celebrity ex. He
says she owes him almost $100K. She then told him his manhood was really
really small. When the former stripper’s current boyfriend stepped in,
things got a whole lot worse before a group of about ten people broke it
up. Amber
Rose (21 Savage)/Machine Gun Kelly
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
This married A- list multi-platform host who all of you know had a gig back
in the day. It is being revived and he is hooking up with one of the new
on camera contributors of the show. "Total Request Live"/Carson
Daly
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
While in town this week, this A-/B+ list singer/songwriter/producer hooked
up with a guy. This is something I don’t think his long time A- list
actress girlfriend knows anything about. She stayed back home.
Jack Antonoff
(Lena Dunham)
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
This foreign born maybe about to fall out of the top 25 pro tennis players
has cancer which they are trying to hide.
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
Every cast member from this long running network show who has a significant
other brought them to an off location shoot this week except for this foreign
born A- lister on the show.
Sofia Vergara
(Joe Manganiello)/"Modern Family" filming in Lake Tahoe
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
It is crazy to me how many stories per week this kneepad tabloid is posting
each week to proclaim the heterosexuality of this closeted A list reality
star from multiple reality shows who all of you know. There are girlfriend
stories and marriage stories and baby planning stories and love letter stories.
It is endless.
Jonathan
Scott ("Property Brothers")
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
This foreign born initialized singer who had her peak a couple of years ago
trashed her dressing room while in her home country. Apparently she was ticked
the promoter didn’t provide any coke. Yeah, she thinks they need to
provide illegal drugs to her or she gets mad. Crazy.
Charli
XCX (England)
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
Rarely have two Teen Mom blinds in a day but since they have been in town,
they have been on the radar. This Teen Mom star tried to get a pap to come
take some pics but ended up having to pay for them to come out. They would
have come without payment but she didn’t know any better so ended up
paying and then the pap sold the pics. The pap also said there was a whole
lot of tension for what should have been romance photos. A lot of tension.
Uncomfortably so.
Jenelle
Evans
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
Apparently this A-/ B+ list mostly movie actress is not too happy with her
A list ex. She has been sending a nanny as of late when he wants to spend
time with the kids.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
The internet trolls are in full effect when it comes to dragging this C list
celebrity who is the significant other of a one hit wonder celebrity offspring.
His ex has four or five people who take turns trolling the girlfriend.
April Love
Geary/Robin Thicke/Paula Patton
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#12**
This celebrity offspring is in bad shape. Heroin. Hooked by her foreign born
singer on again off again boyfriend. Hailey Baldwin/Justin Bieber
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#13**
#1 – This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress repeatedly stated she would
never work on a movie at the same time as her A+ list actor husband. Apparently
that has changed because she made him get rid of the female assistant she
viewed as a threat. Blake Lively (filming "A Simple Favor")/Ryan Reynolds
(filming "Deadpool 2")
#2 – This Housewife who does other things in reality found someone to give her a new line of credit. She and her family are so maxed out on everything I don’t know how they can even make any of their payments. Bankruptcy is coming. Kim Zolciak-Biermann ("Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Don't Be Tardy")
#3 – This former A+ list singer narrowly avoided getting busted by police this weekend in Vegas. Some guys he was with opened fire on some rivals but since no one was hurt, the police are not giving it much of an effort. Chris Brown
336. MR.
X 08/30 **#1**
It’s a sad day when this east coast newspaper kisses the ass of that
sleazy cult and tries to pit two ex celebrity members of the cult against
each other. The singer/celeb spawn and that sitcom actress/reality star
haven’t been that close of friends over the years. Due to events in
their personal lives as of late they are set on taking the cult down. I wonder
if the singer and her family will appear on the reality show of that actress?
I don’t known, but I won’t be surprised if they do in the future.
Lisa Marie
Presley/Leah Remini (Scientology)
337. MR.
X 08/30 **#2**
Want to know how bad the ticket sales are going for this former A+ list singer
turned A- lister who would rather be acting? She is giving them away for
free. Yes, through charities, but the charities are having to give them away
for free too because no one was donating money to get the tickets. Right
now, about 15% of the seats available are free. That is a ton.
Lady
Gaga
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
One sure sign this A- list reality star all of you know is running out of
money is he is trying to get a second loan on his home which would put him
way underwater. He needs the cash for his lifestyle and is convinced things
will get better. Nope. The family and their circle of hell has seen better
days. Scott
Disick ("Keeping Up With t he Kardashians")
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
This southwest persona who is A list to some but D list to others, especially
this week is being investigated for running a pyramid scheme alongside a
family member.
Joe
Arpaio
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
If you donate money to this reality family, you are just helping them fund
a coverup of murder. The money raised is going to bribes and anything extra
will line the pockets of the reality stars.
Jill
Duggar/Derick Dillard (murder of German Daniel Serrano
Orellana)
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
This A+/A lost mostly movie actress just won’t stop trying to spin to
the world that her drug abuse issues are really some sickness she knows nothing
about other than a generality or two to get her through a red carpet interview.
Angelina
Jolie
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
The husband of this now former NE Housewife always seems like the doting
husband. Not so much. He is hooking up with multiple waitresses from a casino
and is spending money he keeps hidden from the Housewife.
Chris
(Jacqueline) Laurita ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
This A+/A list mostly movie actor is going to have a tough time trying to
reconcile with his significant other when a co-star he hooked up with on
a movie announces she is pregnant with his baby. Chris Pratt (Anna
Faris)
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
This former A list singer in a group and solo still has A list name recognition
but is going to be dropped by her record label. Anyway, this is not about
sales, it is about missing a party for an annual life event of a child.
Fergie
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
Don’t look for this A+ list singer to come out condemning a recent
statement. Despite being in the closet, she agrees with almost the entirety
of the statement.
Taylor
Swift
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
This A list producer/writer/director who really wants to be an A list actor
found a beard to promote his new show. It is his co-star who would date that
Progressive box if it would get her more publicity.
Seth
MacFarlane/Halston Sage ("The Orville")
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
This A+ list singer has already been losing fans because of her dedication
to solely boosting her bottom line and brand. She is not making any new friends
with her cash grab from fans. She is throwing away her career by being the
most greedy singer on the planet.
Taylor
Swift
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#11**
According to his friends, she is at fault. I would ask her friends, but she
(A- list singer with A+ list name recognition) has none left. Literally the
people she communicated with on a daily basis six months ago are out of her
life. If you go back a year, it would have been twice that number and they
are all gone too. The ones in her life six months ago, in many cases, had
not gone a day without speaking to her in more than a decade. All gone. Those
friends had no problems telling me the entire catalog of drugs she takes
and has taken, but no one ever saw her use heroin. They say she loves Oxy
though so it is not that far to get to the next level. Lets talk about next
level. He (A list singer) has always taken drugs that are higher up the food
chain. Coke was just a starter for him. His thing was doing a lot of it and
then, he did start freebasing so I am going to go with him being at fault
for the heroin. I imagine with her it probably started with snorting. I would
say she is still at that level, but she has changed what she wears now when
she goes out in public. Covering things she used to bare. At this point,
they are rarely venturing out. They both have cut off contact. She is skipping
jobs and when she does show up at a studio to record, can’t function
and just inevitably sits on a couch or chair and nods off. He is destroying
his career with cancellations. Promoters hate it. They have already spent
money from one show and put it toward another. You start canceling shows
and they are refunding money, you are not going to get booked next time.
I don’t mean to be gloom and doom here, but if they get a full shot
of fentanyl, for sure she would die. I don’t know his tolerance, but
he would probably be gone too.
Selena
Gomez/The
Weeknd
349.
POPBITCH
08/31
Which news team sent a couple of reporters to the building where Diana's
body was being housed pre-funeral? They tried to gain access by posing as
gas workers responding to a call about a leak, but were sent on their way
by security – and then tailed.
Rupert
Murdoch "The Sun"
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit network show that has spawned
several other spinoffs and is not named Law & Order, CSI or NCIS is cheating
on his significant other with his celebrity ex who is cheating on her significant
other.
Taylor
Kinney (Alanna DiGiovanni)/Lady Gaga (Christian Carino)
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
This back in the day MTV reality star who is still over exposed years later
recently double downed on his dislike of people of color. All of this is
going to come out and any chance of getting work again will be out the door.
Spencer Pratt
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#3**
This closeted A list NFL player continues to blame outside forces for his
most recently failed relationship instead of the fact the contract was up
and his beard wanted to have a real relationship. Probably. I wouldn’t
put it past her to have another relationship for money.
Aaron
Rodgers/Olivia Munn
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#4**
Back in the day this producer had a big crush on this former A-/B+ list mostly
television actress who seemingly was more famous for that former A+ list
athlete she was briefly married to. She has had sporadic work the past couple
of decades but landed a really big role on a network show because of the
producer’s crush. She did have to sleep with him first.
Robin
Givens (Mike Tyson)/Adam Horowitz or Edward Kitsis ("Once Upon A Time");
Brooke
Shields (Andre Agassi) ("Law & Order: SVU")
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#5**
The so called boyfriend of this A+ list singer hooked up with another guy
two weeks ago that he met at a club in his home country. Joe Alwyn (United
Kingdom)/Taylor Swift
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#6**
Apparently the cheating gene doesn’t disappear even when you hit your
80’s. This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee is hooking up with a woman in her late 20’s.
Warren
Beatty
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#7**
This former late night actress turned A- list mostly movie actress always
looks so odd on red carpets because of the boatloads of anxiety meds she
takes because of her fear of being in public and stage fright and a host
of others.
Kristen
Wiig
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#8**
Trouble in paradise for this A- list mostly television actress who is on
multiple shows for the same family of networks. Her live in boyfriend has
been sexting another woman while the actress has been back to work the past
few weeks on the set of one of her shows. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")/Levi
Meaden
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#9**
The leader of this church who is not named Joel Osteen has been in the celebrity
news quite a lot lately. Apparently, even though he is married he regularly
hooks up with this B-/C+ list celebrity offspring wannabe model. He is trying
to set her up with various wealthier potential parishioners in hopes she
can lead them to the flock and give her a cut of what they donate.
Chad
Veach (Julia)/Hailey Baldwin (Zoe Church/Hillsong Church)
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#10**
This now permanent A list comic/actress/host has been on a new diet and she
is taking it way too far. She refuses to change and people are worried she
will die if she doesn’t stop doing what she is doing.
Ellen
DeGeneres
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#11**
This on again off again music reality couple who seem to only get back together
when there is a possibility of a new season of their reality show is off
again. Apparently, despite the husband hooking up with new women almost daily,
he took offense to his wife sleeping with another guy or two for the past
couple of years.
T.I. and
Tiny (Master P)
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#12**
#1 – You know that twin? Yeah, the one who started as a baby? No, the
other one who has not been as successful outside the tween world as his brother.
Yes, that one. Anyway, he cheated on his girlfriend with this foreign born
co-star one night and then the next night with a friend of the foreign born
co-star. That first foreign born co-star got her big break in Hollywood by
sleeping with the chain smoking A+ lister who loves Russian strippers and
charity.
Twin: Dylan
Sprouse (brother Cole Sprouse)
Girlfriend: Dayna Frazer
Movie: "Carte Blanche"
Foreign born co-star: Suki Waterhouse
Chain smoking A+ lister: Sean Penn ("Sound of Sun")
Friend of foreign born co-star: PROBABLY: Eva
Doležalová
#2 – If this former A+ list comedian/movie actor wants to make all his troubles go away, all he has to do is go on television or even make a video saying how much he likes a certain group. If he did that, all these stories about him leaking and that messy lawsuit would vanish. Jim Carrey (Scientology)
#3 – This A+ list QB who all of you know even if you have never watched one play of football was the biggest a-hole to a photographer for a magazine. Now, the player agreed to the shoot, but spent most of the shoot talking to other people instead of shooting. He was rude to the staff of the magazine and derided the catering. The QB, after wasting the entire allotted time told the photographer he had exactly one minute to take the photos for the shoot. One minute instead of one hour. Tom Brady
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