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1. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/02
Whilst you were all drinking and eating and having a good time, I was
getting
my bitch on to the nth degree... whilst simultaneously drinking and
eating
and having a good time. Yes, I was up to some good old fashioned
networking
over the holidays and I happened to obtain some of the details of a
working
agreement between this A-lister and a few media outlets. In return for
continued
coverage of their ambitious offspring, the A-lister can be featured in
articles,
photos and interviews etc. as long as the focal point is on the
offspring
and not them. 'We can use [name omitted] to reel people in,' confides
my
source, 'but any articles need to be about the kid.'
Kaia
Gerber (Cindy Crawford)
2. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/03
She burst onto the scene as a hot young starlet with an even hotter
nude
scene(s). It was that hot nudity that caused people to take notice and
soon
saw her career fly into a stratospheric rise with many executives eager
to
sign the future star to their big movies for big numbers. Would you
believe
us if we told you that she's actually 5 years older than she claims to
be?
No one calls her out on it, because no one really knows and those who
do
have been paid off or dismissed. She is absolutely A-list.
Margot
Robbie
("The
Wolf of Wall Street")
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#1**
Apparently this barely relevant celebrity who had a big day last week
has
an elderly bedridden woman living in his home that no one knows about.
The
guy is creepy.
Frédéric
Prinz von Anhalt (Zsa Zsa Gabor’s widower)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#2**
This one named singer who has also been an A- list television actress
and
a reality star and related to a porn star is paranoid that everyone is
out
to get her and keep her from recording new music. Songwriters are
threatened
with late night calls and texts about selling songs to someone other
than
her. She is always checking up on producers to make sure she is the
only
client they have. If she thinks you crossed her, she then takes to
social
media to blast the person.
Brandy
Norwood/brother Ray J
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
better
start being nice. This past weekend she called several fans bi**ches
when
they asked to take a photo with her. Our actress was drunk and just
foul
tempered to everyone.
Jennifer
Lawrence
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#4**
Apparently at least for once, this floral sounding financial
institution
of a singer is not in a feud. It is actually a publicity stunt with
this
shy one named singer. As a favor? I’m not sure our floral singer really
needs this kind of PR stunt.
Azalea
Banks/Lorde
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#5**
The mother of this southeast reality star is trying to be just as
famous
as her offspring. One thing that is probably going to stand in her way
is
being so homophobic and not shy about expressing her views either.
Honestly.
her reality star offspring’s views are not that much different, but
she knows to stay quiet.
Mama
Joyce/Kandi Burruss ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#6**
This B List mostly television actor is most well known for the very
long
run on an FX show that ended a few years back. He has had some fiery
romances
with men and women and political views just as fiery. One of the guys
he
was recently with did not appreciate the way he was dumped and has been
outing
the closeted actor everywhere on social media he can and posting clips
of
sex acts between himself and the actor. Daniel Sunjata ("Rescue
Me")
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#7**
Back in the day, this former A list athlete dated this foreign born A+
list
singer when she was rebounding. Now? He is probably B+ list and suffers
from
depression. He got one woman pregnant last year and a married woman
pregnant
this year.
Matt
Kemp (Rihanna after Chris Brown breakup)
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#8**
Perhaps the most recent extensive plastic surgery done to her face by
this
former actress/host/celebrity/talk show host/used to get naked for a
living
celebrity was done because her A- list dual threat husband won’t stop
cheating on her.
Jenny
McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#9**
Here it comes. The wave. For the past several years I have been
throwing
water on every guy this momager tries to plant as a boyfriend to this A
list
reality star with a side gig. You and I both know who it is. Whether
the
momager thinks it will ruin the brand if her daughter comes out or if
the
mom has other reasons, I don’t know. Here is the thing though. For
these
years I have been throwing water, their side has been quiet. Cricket
quiet
as the star moves from one girlfriend to the next. Now though, things
are
different. In the past month, several (at least three that I know of)
gossip
sites who run blind items have conveniently run blinds about the
reality
star and her impending coming out and how the whole family could not be
happier.
It is like blind item kneepads. Where were they years ago? I guess they
had
not been given their marching orders from the momager.
Kendall
Jenner
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#10**
It’s amazing how much crazy crap happens each time this Housewife
franchise
films. Everything is peaceful and quiet and then when the producers
show
up, suddenly things happen. While filming. There was the staged police
call
not that long ago and now the trespassing leading to guns being drawn.
Funny
how it ONLY happens when there are cameras present.
Phaedra
Parks/Kenya Moore ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#11**
That closeted NBA player whose past beards include an A+ list castoff
and
an A list reality star is trolling for a new one but is not having much
luck.
Apparently he is a world class a-hole to his beards and to the guys he
hooks
up with too. Chandler Parsons (Memphis Grizzlies)
(A+
list castoff: Leonardo DiCaprio/Toni Garrn)
(A
list reality star: Kendall Jenner)
(current
beard: Kate Beckinsale)
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#12**
Out of my normal range, but apparently this elderly A+ list royal used
a
mild cold as a great excuse to stay away from several possible threats
against
her life that intelligence services said were likely. Apparently this
all
came to light because one royal family member used the absence to
garner
himself a bunch of publicity. That has not helped his relationship with
his
older brother who knows the younger brother uses opportunities like
this
to line his pockets with questionable income.
Queen
Elizabeth/Prince Andrew/Prince Charles
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#13**
At some point, even Kristen Stewart gave up the shell game. It becomes
so
hard to juggle all your stories and pseudo relationships and everything
else
for the media and social media and interviews and red carpets that you
just
say f**k it and come out. This actor needs to do just that. I have
written
about this actor a couple of times in the past about his closet
struggles,
but he has taken this to a whole new level. Foreign born. Tall. Good
looking.
For the most part in his career he has struggled. That is until a few
years
ago when he got the lead in this pay cable series that shows no signs
of
ending for the foreseeable future. Suddenly his secret life actually
mattered.
I have written before about his people scrubbing his social media clean
of
all those weekend flings with guys. They think he needs to be a virile
heterosexual to keep getting these types of roles. Last year around
this
time, his female co-star got tired of being called his girlfriend
because
they weren’t. It wasn’t even a bearding thing. His people just
picked her and leaked story after story about how they were a couple.
She
forced our actor to do a joint interview and in that interview declare
they
were not a couple. Her boyfriend was getting really upset. Meanwhile,
our
actor spent much of the spring and early summer traveling the world
with
his boyfriend but he is always referred to as a friend in photos. After
this
travel spree, the boyfriend was pushed out of the way because too many
people
were asking too many questions. The boyfriend was asked to scrub his
social
media which he did. Imagine just scrubbing your entire life because
your
boyfriend can’t admit who he is and wants you to play along. So, you
need a new beard. Who do you pick? Well, if you are the people of our
actor,
they found someone who needs the publicity to reignite her failed
acting
career. A former soap actress who thought she was way better than soaps
who
found out that was not the case. An actress who has a boyfriend.
Whether
she started dating that boyfriend while she was still married is up for
debate.
She had a lot of success in soaps. Not so much outside them. Her last
best
shot was some network show where she had a recurring role before the
show
was quickly canceled. With a boyfriend on board with the game, our
actress
started popping up on the actor’s social media. Simultaneously, the
couple would get randomly photographed at events and random places. Who
was
taking these photos? Not fans. Nope. It was producers of the pay cable
show
and PR people and voila they would show up on message boards for the
show.
Most of the time she lives with her boyfriend in the US. About once a
month
or so though she is called to action and will show up somewhere with
the
actor. Oh, and hey, get "randomly" photographed. She did accompany him
to
a big award show but stayed at a hotel while he stayed at his home. She
flew
home the morning after the awards with a nice big payday in her bank
account.
Her big problem is she can’t stop her boyfriend or her own family from
posting things to their own social media. It looks really strange when
she
is supposed to be in a loving relationship with the actor and her
friends
and family and the friends and family of her boyfriend post loving
photos
to social media. The game is crumbling and soon, the masterminds will
have
to find a new beard. Don’t worry, they are the same masterminds behind
the person listed in the first paragraph.
Actor:
Sam
Heughan
Co-star:
Caitriona
Balfe
Show: "Outlander"
Dating:
Mackenzie
Mauzy ("The Bold and The Beautiful") ("Forever")
16. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/04
It's not unheard of for actors and actresses to land some of their most
famous
roles in unconventional ways. Naomi Watts, for example, earned her most
famous
role in Mullholland Drive when David Lynch saw her headshot and liked
what
he saw. Larry Hagman won the part of J.R. Ewing when producers of
Dallas
saw him in an old movie and liked a certain mannerism of his that fit
their
vision of the ruthless character. This eternally A-list actress sunk to
unusual
levels when she flashed the truly A-list director at the end of a read.
It
took him aback and was completely out of character for the actress and
the
role, but she was cast by the day's end.
Who is our A-list flasher? Kate Winslet
Who is the director? James Cameron
What is the movie? "Titanic"
17. MR.
X 01/04
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Whenever you asked this now deceased A/B-list actress
and
entertainer who her least favorite costar was, she would say it was
this
A/B-list actor who was married to one of the original scream queens. On
the
first of the two films they made together, he confronted her about
rumors
that she was a lesbian and was having sex with this renowned character
actress
famous for playing a mother in law on a classic TV show. Our actress
wasn’t
a lesbian, but had definitely dabbled in having sex with other women,
just
not the aforementioned character actress who was one of her closest
friends.
The actress asked her rude costar where he came up with the rumors. He
replied
that he didn’t make up the rumor, her ex husband did because "she was
a lousy lay in the sack". The actress, now furious, yelled back at him
"tell
*insert ex husband name* I was a lousy lay because he has a tiny
prick!"
That shut her costar up.
A/B-
list actress and entertainer/ex-husband: Debbie Reynolds/Eddie Fisher
A/B list actor/original scream queen: Tony Curtis/Janet Leigh
Films: "The Rat Race" and "Goodbye Charlie"
Renowned character actress/role: Agnes Moorehead ("Bewitched")
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor actually has multiple Academy
Award
wins/nominations despite a lot (lack) of acting talent. He was also
paid
mid six figures to attend a party over the weekend but is taking a lot
of
flack for it. He probably should have asked for more.
Sylvester
Stallone (Donald Trump’s New Year’s Eve party)
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#2**
This foreign born one named A list rapper is his drug dealer’s biggest
customer of coke. That is something you can’t lease so Tyga probably
can’t afford this much. Our foreign born rapper drops an average of
$25,000 a week on cocaine just with this one dealer.
Drake
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#3**
Speaking of cocaine, this foreign born A list singer who is married to
an
A lister was seen with a woman two weeks ago in his home country. The
pair
were in a booth at an out of the way dive bar and drinking shots while
doing
bumps of coke. Oh, and groping each other.
Keith
Urban/Nicole Kidman
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#4**
Apparently 2017 is the year this closeted foreign born A+ list soccer
athlete
rolls back some of the flights home to see his lover and instead works
on
making sponsors happy by showing off his new beard. Endorsement income
has
been down for the player since the buzz about his sexuality has grown
louder.
Lots of sponsors in anti-gay countries have pulled deals with him the
past
two years. He wants that money back.
Cristiano
Ronaldo/Georgina Rodriguez
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#5**
Another fake relationship falls by the wayside for this former tweener
actress
turned A- list singer. The issue seems to be she is trying to juggle a
guy,
her music, her secret female lovers and a return to drugs. The last guy
bailed
because of the drugs. He can’t be caught near drugs or his career could
be over. So, she has moved on. It is a roller coaster.
Demi
Lovato/Luke Rockhold/Guilherme "Bomba" Vasconcelos
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#6**
That married out of work talk show host from a singing family is hiding
out
in her house after the wife of a guy she had sex with discovered the
affair.
This is causing other problems because our former talk show host is
running
low on the prescription drugs that she craves.
Tamar
Braxton ("The Real")
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#7**
I assume there will be lawsuits filed and this will be made public.
This
A/A- list mostly television actress from a very long running, very hit
network
show which is part of the detective show family tree fired the head of
her
foundation. Apparently there was some problems with shall we say,
accounting
issues.
Mariska
Hargitay ("Law & Order: Special Victims Unit") ("Joyful Heart
Foundation")
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#8**
Want to know what happens when you talk about the time you had sex with
this
former A list singer who has been known to get violent? Well, if you
are
this male rapper you get beaten by the guy’s friends and told to keep
your mouth shut. Well, except when having sex with the violent singer
who
called after the beat down to see if the guy wanted to hook up again.
Soulja
Boy/Chris Brown
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#9**
This permanent A/A+ list singer is all alone now after her manager got
rid
of the last remaining people from the singer’s past. Now, the manager
is the only support the singer has and mark my words, will lose
everything
as the manager slowly makes a fortune.
Mariah
Carey/Stella Bulochnikov
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#10**
She might be on a new show from the producer/actor who seems to always
have
a million projects but it doesn’t mean she is not popping pills like
crazy. This former 80’s and 90’s A lister has crashed and burned
numerous times. She better get her act together in time to save her
offspring.
Heather
Locklear/enter rehab
(Tyler
Perry’s "Too Close To Home") (daughter Ava Sambora)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#11**
This Star Wars actress has dumped her boyfriend and replaced him with a
doppelganger of her gay best friend. Considering the best friend was
the
impetus for the recent breakup, I wonder what he will think of the new
boyfriend.
Daisy
Ridley
(probably
Charlie Hamblett)
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#12**
You can always tell when it is award season and our actress is
nominated
for something or will be nominated for something. You don’t see her
for a year or two and then she pops up in online tabloids on a daily
basis.
Oh, and as a side note, yes she is paying the pap to take the photos.
Not
much though. The pap gets good money for her photos because she does
only
come out every couple of years. Plus, she is a name. A list this year
for
sure. Oh, and she has a bonus. She lets him know where she will be and
he
shows up and snaps a couple of photos. She wants to be in front of
those
voters all the time. She wants to win. She will do anything to win. She
will
even stay married to her husband who she dislikes more each day. A
divorce
announcement would crush her chances. It is the wrong kind of publicity
during
award season. Everything needs to be positive and friendly and if you
can
throw in a new wedding or a baby or the fact you just found a cure for
some
disease, that is always looked on favorable by voters. Cheating,
divorce
or admitting you watch television are all things film voters frown
upon.
Our actress knows how the game has played and has played it to win
before.
She knew this role would be a winner and she planned ahead. Way ahead
to
award season and how she would look. She knew she needed to pull out an
extra
card or two to have a chance. Some kind of hook. The last time around
she
hadn’t really needed the hook. This time she does. Anyway, when she
found out about her husband cheating and being a general all around
a-hole,
it put a crimp in her plans. She kicked him out to the guest house. Not
hotel
stays for him. No rumors. No chance for him to hookup with one of his
girlfriends
where he could be spotted. He stays in place. The only way he is going
to
get a check from her in the divorce and to cover many of his financial
losses
is if he stays put. Oh, except on red carpets where he will act like
the
perfect accessory to her Oscar dreams.
Natalie
Portman/Benjamin Millepied ("Jackie")
30. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/05
The marriage may be over, but the drama certainly isn't. This actress
wants
to drop one last media bombshell on her soon to be ex-husband. 'She
hopes
it'll disgrace him and damage his career,' confides Betty. 'She thinks
he's
getting off way too lightly.' I, for one, am looking forward to
whatever
the vindictive bitch has in store.
Angelina
Jolie/Brad Pitt
31.
POPBITCH
01/05
Which beloved sci-fi actress has a rather odd daily routine which
involves
manually wanking off her dog to stop it from becoming too aggressive –
seven days a week?
(Jacqueline
Pearce received lots of filthy fan mail and gladly read it
all. If
any missives particularly appealed to her, she would visit the sender
and
indulge him in his fantasy.)
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#1**
This former A list tweener actor from that Disney thing who has moved
on
to the grown up world of acting and is B+ is being blackmailed by his
former
bff/drug dealer for a part in the former tweener’s new project. Get
him a part or video slowly is released showing the actor using drugs
multiple
times.
Zac
Efron/possibly Ryan Rottman
("The
Greatest Showman")
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#2**
Apparently this former B+ list mostly television actress turned A-/B+
list
movie actress is worried her A+ list husband will discover the truth.
It
turns out that she was not so honest to him about the affair she had
with
this married A+ list mostly movie actor. She told her husband the pair
were
just friends. When they all see each other at the Golden Globes this
weekend
she is afraid her lies will be revealed.
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Ben Affleck
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#3**
This alliteration actress told one of her closest friends that she is
trying
to get pregnant. It seems though her foreign born A+ list celebrity
boyfriend
is not privy to that information.
Meghan
Markle/Prince Harry
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#4**
It is getting a little bit sickening/disturbing. The PR people of this
closeted
actor who was in a book based movie franchise are just relentlessly
using
some sad news to make their client look straight. Unless you are just a
weekly
tabloid reader, you know he is gay but they won’t give up trying to
get him to A+ list.
Taylor
Lautner (Billie Lourd)
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#5**
Speaking of closeted actors, this foreign born A/A+ list mostly movie
actor
was, as I told you, much less discreet than normal this holiday season
back
at home. The boyfriend of our married actor is an A list athlete in his
sport
and our actor is in love. The pairing was just too noticeable when they
went
out and after decades in the closet, it could all be over.
Hugh
Jackman (possibly Daniel Conn)
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor crashed down to A-/B+ list for
well
over a decade. The past few years has seen him crawl his way back to A
list.
To keep the momentum going and to try and land some more Oscar
hardware,
our actor plans on going full frontal in a movie to be filmed this
year.
Not just a second or one shot, but multiple scenes of him in his full
glory.
Kevin
Costner
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#7**
This VS model managed to kill two birds with one stone this holiday
season.
A week outside the country with a very generous man followed by 36
hours
with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
to make it look like they are still a couple. Our actor didn’t give
her any money, but did introduce her to three people who definitely
will
over the course of the next few months. This is quite the change from a
few
weeks ago when they were on the outs because our actor wanted her to to
hook
up with a friend of his for free and they split when she refused.
VS model:
Nina
Agdal
Out of the country: Love magazine’s advent calendar
A+ list actor:
Leonardo
DiCaprio
Friend:
Tobey
Maguire
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#8**
Our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is on the
run
from a mob guy disguised as a shipping tycoon. Apparently while in his
country,
they slept together for an agreed upon sum. I guess she didn’t think
it was enough so helped herself to a bracelet in his room worth six
figures.
The thing is, he didn’t know she took it until after. It is why she
is hiding out in yet another country.
Lindsay
Lohan (in Dubai)
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#9**
This one named rapper/actor/Academy Award winner/nominee dropped $50K
on
a gift for his trainer this holiday season. That must be some very
special
training.
Common
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#10**
This Academy Award winning/nominated A list mostly movie actress has
bailed
on promoting her new movie. Not that she thinks it is bad, because it
is
good, but because she is trying to not see the guy she has been
cheating
on her husband with. Julia Roberts/Owen Wilson "Wonder"
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#11**
Someone wrote into to me and asked about a show that was canceled last
year.
It had such potential, so why was it canceled so soon they wanted to
know.
I actually wrote about the show in a different kind of way last year.
There
were so many moving parts behind the scenes that it had no chance of
succeeding
despite what it looked like from the outside. It was a network show.
Very
short lived. it begins with the lead actress. An amazing person and an
even
better actress. Emmy winner/nominee. Multiple very popular hit shows in
different
formats. This was going to be her chance to be the star. Not just one
of
many, but the star. In her haste to be the star, she gave up another
Emmy
win/nomination. Plain and simple it would have been hers. Because she
wanted
to be the lead she didn’t look at the fact that her male lead co-star
was doing it for the paycheck, just like he does everything else. He is
a
workaholic. Tell him to be somewhere and he will be there and will show
up
on time and work hard. The thing is though, he only has one character
and
one tone to all his roles. That is why, for the most part his greatest
successes
have been as a voice over guy. Our actress got no say in the casting of
that
role. While working on the show, he also had five other projects and
the
producers told him he could do them all. She also got no say in the
casting
of the guy who preferred to drink rather than act. This caused issues.
Then,
there were his what seemed like daily doctor appointments. There were
two
younger characters on the show, one of whom decided she was the biggest
star
on the show or had been led to believe that by her people so acted like
that
from day one. Plus, the producers and showrunner hinted she was going
to
be the focus of the show. All of this combined with another actress who
was
a bulimic and the whole thing was a disaster from start to finish.
Canceling
the show was putting it out of its misery.
Show:
"Crowded"
Actress: Carrie Preston
Show she left: "The Good Wife"
Co-star: Patrick Warburton
Drinking co-star: Stacy Keach
Actress thinks she’s a star: Miranda Cosgrove
Bulimic actress: (POSSIBLY) Mia Serafino
43. MR.
X 01/015 **#1**
The awards aren’t until Sunday, and there’s already drama over
who will or won’t be there. This couple (consisting of a closeted actor
and his wife/beard) are thinking of boycotting the event because a
fellow
nominee, this actress/model/celeb spawn, is thinking about bringing as
her
guests her grandma and no not her mom (sobriety comes first)… but a
close friend of her mom’s who is considered public enemy #1 by the
couple.
It would be no loss if the couple didn’t show up.
Couple: John Travolta, "The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime
Story"/Kelly Preston
Fellow nominee: Riley Keough, "The Girlfriend Experience"
Guest: Leah Remini
44. MR.
X 01/015 **#2**
With no chance of getting money from this now deceased permanent A+
lister,
he is going to try and make a buck off the name by writing a book.
There
is no one around to sue him for all the lies he will print.
Wade
Robson/Michael Jackson
45. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 01/05
A reality duo keeps people guessing — but the fellow secretly knows
the real deal. Red hot chemistry is the couple’s drug, but the man
knows
that a future will never develop. A family inheritance is at stake, and
will
be yanked away if the man succumbs to the woman’s sweet talk. A
patriarch
is in charge, and millions will be wasted if the reality stars rehab
their
romance. The pair will be linked forever, but the woman will never win
a
ring. A civil relationship is the most she can hope for — a fantasy
sobered by the truth. Thomas Ravenel/Kathryn Dennis ("Southern
Charm")
46. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/06
They're one of the most speculated about young couples in the media,
despite
their relative privacy, but the female half of the relationship
complains
and complains about the male and his fear of commitment. One day he's
game
for an exclusive relationship and the next day he's not. It drives her
crazy,
according to my whisperer, but she puts up with it and has done for
several
years now. 'It's just a shame because she's worth so much more than
this.'
Rose Leslie/Kit Harrington
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#1**
If the wife of this former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister
is
pregnant, it definitely is not his baby. Well, not from sex anyway.
Amal
and George Clooney
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#2**
As is her norm, whenever this A+ list singer is asked to do something
noble
for a cause like refuse to perform or donate her pay, she will refuse.
Actually,
she won’t even refuse, she just does not respond. If the money is right
and the check clears, she will perform for anyone.
Beyoncé
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#3**
This producer of multiple hit shows for the same family of networks
spent
most of this memorial service comforting an actor close to a family
member.
Back in the day they would have done so naked while the younger actor
was
looking for his first acting job. Ryan Murphy/Taylor Lautner/Billie
Lourd
("Scream Queens") (Debbie Reynolds/Carrie Fisher memorial)
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#4**
It is award season once again and that can mean only one thing. That
semi-annual
photo op with the closeted main red carpet host with someone he wants
everyone
to think is his girlfriend. Our host got tired of finding someone new
for
summer vacation and award season so just sticks with the same one
unless
she is publicly involved with another guy.
Ryan
Seacrest/Shayna Taylor
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#5**
Left out of the story of this foreign born permanent A list model about
her
out of the country beating was the why. Luckily for you, if you go back
in
time on the site, you will see the why that she seems to have ignored.
Naomi
Campbell (Wendy Williams interview) (beaten or
ordered
beaten by Russian billionaire Vladislav Doronin)
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#6**
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor is recycling stories and
changing
names again. This time he has substituted the name of his first wife
with
the name of his second wife when it comes to anxiety attacks.
Apparently
he thinks people don’t go back in time and look at other interviews.
Ryan
Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson/Blake Lively
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#7**
Apparently now that "dad" is gone, this eldest son is the man of the
house
and sleeps in the same bed as his A list actress "mom." Angelina
Jolie
(Brad Pitt)/Maddox Jolie-Pitt
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#8**
Never a good idea to do coke while you are pregnant, so if you are this
B+
list mostly television actress all of you know who has been to rehab a
couple
of times and need to show everyone you are on the mend, you just don’t
tell people you are pregnant until after you stop doing coke. Problem
is
that sooner or later people start asking questions about the bump while
you
are doing bumps. Hayden Panettiere; Kirsten Dunst; Emma Roberts
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#9**
Not the happiest of dates the other night for this former Disney
Tweener
and his actress girlfriend. He likes to keep his relationships off
social
media so he can hook up with women/fans when any woman he is dating is
not
around. This particular girlfriend though went on her social media to
put
a stop to that by telling the world they are together. He was not
happy.
Joe
Jonas/Sophie Turner
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#10**
This foreign born celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is an
actress.
A decent actress. Not good enough to be a nominated actress which is
why
other nominees at a party last night were snickering behind her back.
Everyone
knows the rumors about how she got the nomination. No, it was not
sleeping
with the voters.
Lily
Collins (Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical - "Rules Don't Apply")
(father
- Phil Collins) (W Magazine Celebrates the Best Performances Portfolio
and
the Golden Globes with Audi and Moet & Chandon)
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#11**
This A list mostly movie actress who will soon be an Academy Award
nominee
again was at a party last night and told by one of her people that in
no
certain terms she needs to get her hair colored. The grey is starting
to
come out and if anyone sees it, will cost her roles for the next
decade.
Natalie
Portman (can’t color her because she’s pregnant)
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#12**
This foreign born celebrity chef not named Gordon Ramsay but almost as
high
on the list celebrity wise is having big money problems. Two things.
Don’t
get women outside your marriage pregnant and you wouldn’t have to pay
a fortune to keep them quiet. Oh, and also stop gambling.
Jamie
Oliver
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#13**
For several months late last year, this former B+ list director who is
considered
A list in his movie making genre did what he has done for almost two
decades.
He makes movies. The thing is though he makes movies starring as many
18
year old people who look 13 as possible. He loves to get them half
naked
and shoots take after take so he can watch them repeatedly. Everyone
knows
his history as a child molester but this is his loophole. Find them
legal
and make them look super young. If some of them are interested in him
personally,
so much the better. You never have seen someone shoot so many takes of
the
sex scenes and half naked scenes and so few of the rest of the scenes
in
his movie. The thing is, in a few months, the movie will be released
and
probably make enough money where someone will pay him to make another
film
and keep living out his sex fantasies.
Larry
Clark
("Marfa
Girl 2")
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#1**
After a long hiatus from the public eye, this closeted Game Of Thrones
actor
was spotted out with his boyfriend.
Kit
Harington
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#2**
I wrote about this foreign born pay cable lead actor last week. Yes,
the
one from the lesser known pay cable network. Anyway, his fans have
started
doing a little digging and discovered what I already told them. His new
"relationship" is the fakest of fake and now have caught his
"girlfriend"
recycling pictures she took with her real boyfriend a year ago and
trying
to pass them off as current.
Actor: Sam Heughan
Show: "Outlander"
Dating: Mackenzie Mauzy ("The Bold and The Beautiful") ("Forever")
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#3**
Lots of people ask me what happened to this B list mostly television
actress
who was on a network show based on a movie based on a book. She was a
lead.
One day she was there and then next she was gone. She quit because her
life
was made miserable by this former franchise movie actress turned hey I
got
lucky by being cast on the show. The former franchise actress assumed
if
she could get rid of the lead, she could stay. She got rid of the lead,
but
then was fired herself because of what she did.
Show: "Sleepy Hollow"
Actress:
Nicole
Beharie
Franchise actress:
Nikki
Reed
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#4**
This A+ list rapper/mogul had a one on one meeting with this oft
troubled
former A+ list rapper to see how he was doing. The wife of the oft
troubled
rapper was there, but not the wife of the A+ list mogul. No way is she
going
anywhere near that situation.
Jay
Z/Kanye/Kim Kardashian/Beyoncé
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#1**
That manager of the permanent A+ lister finally made a misstep and is
crawling
around on her knees apologizing to her client. No matter what the A+
lister
says about her first ex, she still loves him and no one is allowed to
talk
smack about him except for her. Quickest way to lose your job is to say
anything
bad about him, let alone publicly.
Mariah
Carey/Tommy Mottola
(Stella
Bulochnikov)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#2**
This creepy organization has blackmailed their PR person. They pay them
practically nothing and don’t realize there are tons of secret
recordings
the PR person has made. Literally thousands of hours to be released
upon
the death of the PR person.
Monique
Yingling ("Scientology")
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#3**
The kiss butt tabloids love to mention this closeted A+ list mostly
movie
actor lives with his beard. Nope. She has her own place. He pays for
it,
but they don’t live together. That would not work for either of them.
Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#4**
This much hated former A+ list singer turned A-/B+ lister has regularly
started
taking PCP. He is also one of the few I know who has ever tried to mix
it
with sizzurp. Wouldn’t be surprised if he kills someone with that
combination.
Chris
Brown
68. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/08
Kardashian GAY storyline: WHO IS SEXUALLY FLUID? EXCLUSIVE. With her
ratings
declining Kris Jenner has a big surprise up her sleeve – next season
will reveal a huge gay storyline. "Kris is a genius and knows that
Kanye’s
breakdown and Kim being held at gunpoint will bring in the ratings. But
she
isn’t taking anything for chance and pulling out all the stops to make
next season the biggest ever. This includes revealing a gay story line
for
the first time ever," sources tell Straight Shuter. "The family all
knows
that this person is sexually fluid and is cool with it. She has
boyfriends
and girlfriends and no one cares but they have never spoken about it
before.
Until now." Kendall Jenner
69. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/09
I'm not quite sure what to make of this, but several separate people
swear
they overheard this B-list actor repeatedly jokingly he'd use his award
statue
on his girlfriend as a sexual apparatus if he won. Fortunately he
didn't
win. Hugh Grant
70. MR.
X 01/09 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: What A+ list actor who was supposed to be a presenter
showed
up but bailed early because he and his longtime friend got wasted the
night
before and kept on drinking only hours before the ceremony? His PR
people
didn’t even expect him to show up at all and last minute panicked calls
got a fellow A+ lister to fill in.
71. MR.
X 01/09 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Remember my earlier BI about that celeb spawn who was
thinking
about bringing a controversial friend of her mother’s hoping to spite
a fake celeb couple to not show up? Well, the HFPA kow-towed to that
shady
organization that the fake couple belongs to and told the celeb spawn
she
couldn’t bring her friend to the Globes. Incensed, she called up her
mom and the family friend for any ideas. The family friend suggested a
trick
she has used in the past: pay the head chef $100 to spit in the
couple’s
food. Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva. Riley
Keough/Leah Remini/John Travolta and Kelly Preston (Scientology)
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: JV said that this A- list mostly movie actor from an
acting
family commented twice on her breasts last night and both times used
the
same nipple tape line. Apparently he used the same line on multiple
women
last night and forgot he tried it out on JV twice. He stared at her
breasts
while making the comment too.
Casey
Affleck
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Multiple people last night remarked that this Emmy
winning
A- list mostly television actor on a very hit cable show looked close
to
death. He is really young but one person even said it is like looking
at
a corpse.
Rami
Malek
("Mr. Robot")
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A list dual threat actor not named
Benedict
regaled his table with multiple stories of himself. The Golden Globe
nominee/winner spent a good 15 minutes telling people about where he
acquired
his cufflinks and showed no interest in anyone other than himself.
Tom
Hiddleston
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: From AP – "The coldest hands I have ever felt. We leaned
in to hug and she put her hands on my shoulders and I almost screamed
they
were so cold. They were like ice. I saw other people who had bare
shoulders
jump when she gave them a hug. I kept watching her during the night to
see
if she was dipping her hands in ice water because there is no way
someone’s
hands could stay that cold for that long." (A list Academy Award
winning/nominated mostly movie actress)
Nicole
Kidman
(Raynaud's
phenomenon)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: From JV – This A-/B+ list multiple franchise mostly
movie
actress said she took a three day break from her kids prior to the
awards.
She knew the family member watching the kids would object to doing so
for
that long so told the family member she would be back in a couple hours
after
having a meeting. Our actress just stayed gone. She said this like it
was
a cool life hack or something.
Zoe
Saldana/Marco Perego
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The lead female actress in this still fairly new hit
network
show told several people that she is pregnant. She said it as if she
was
giving them an inside tip. When I asked JV about it though, she said
she
doubted it because our actress was downing LOTS of wine. At least a
bottle
all by herself. Kristen Bell ("The Good Place"); Mandy Moore ("This
Is
Us")
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Our first winner tonight for rudest person goes to this
foreign
born B+ list actress who was a nominee last night. Her driver said she
let
out a series of F bombs and used another F word to describe him when he
let
himself get cut off to avoid an accident while trying to pull into the
unloading
area. The result was they had to circle around one more time and that
is
when she unleashed the tirade and told him he was sh**ty at his job
too.
Just an awful entitled human being.
Lily
Collins
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#8**
GOLDEN GLOBES: From JV – In our second winner of the night for worst
person at the show, this former A list mostly television actor from an
iconic
show turned director turned B list actor almost got into a fight with a
waiter
because the waiter didn’t get out of the way fast enough when our actor
approached. The actor told the waiter where he should stand to avoid
coming
near any actors and if he didn’t get out of the way the next time, our
actor would get him fired. Well, that upset the waiter and he said
something
to the actor and then the actor gave the waiter a shove and told him to
get
back to work. It was then that the actor was pulled away.
David
Schwimmer
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#9**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born former superhero was not the number
one
choice for this publicity stunt perpetrated by another foreign born
mostly
movie actor. He tried to get a recent very tall co-star of the former
superhero
to participate, but he didn’t want to and was adamant to the point
where
he was not asked twice.
Ryan
Reynolds/Andrew Garfield/Vince Vaughn (kiss)
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#10**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The former A+ lister who is part of the movie mentioned
in
#9 called his significant other a fat f**k last night so, he is still a
winner
with words.
Mel
Gibson
(his pregnant girlfriend Rosalind Ross)
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#11**
GOLDEN GLOBES: From AP – This Golden Globe winner/nominee from last
night was trolling for threesome partners for he and his arguably more
famous
wife. His main focus seemed to be actresses from Game Of Thrones. Maybe
they
would all re-enact a scene together. Courtney B. Vance/Angela
Bassett
(Gwendoline Christie, Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams)
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#12**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This part-time actress/full-time model with the
unusually
hard to spell last name was the butt of a lot of jokes last night and
probably
didn’t know it. People would ask to pose with her and she would give
this pursed lip Jennifer Lopez smoky eyed thing every time and no other
pose.
It became a running joke to see if anyone could just get her to be
natural.
Emily
Ratajkowski
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#13**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born Academy Award winner who was not
nominated
last night had a makeup person work on his face for three hours prior
to
the show. Three hours. She said she had to redo it completely twice and
that
he asked a million questions about the process and the tricks she was
using.
She said it was exhausting.
Eddie
Redmayne
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#14**
GOLDEN GLOBES: While other people I had at the show did go near and
even
interact with this nominated actress last night, both AP and JV both
told
me they each had run ins with her in the past and that she was trouble
and
wanted no part of her. JV actually called her a walking curse and then
recited
a list of names of people who worked with her or hooked up with her who
no
longer have a career.
Evan
Rachel
Wood
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#15**
GOLDEN GLOBES: She has a handful of Golden Globes wins/nominations,
most
of which are for the same show, despite being in a show so much better
than
her iconic show. OK, so different, maybe not better. Anyway, our
actress,
who is aging, has given up botox and lots of people told me last night
she
looks a decade older since she stopped. That kind of buzz leads to a
drying
up of roles. You don’t want Hollywood to think you are old even if you
aren’t.
Sarah
Jessica Parker
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#16**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Several hours prior to the show, a death threat was
called
in about this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a Golden
Globe/Academy
Award winner/nominee for the same movie several years ago but nothing
else.
The threat was taken seriously enough that she had a minder about 15
feet
away for most of the night. She has the craziest stalkers.
Anna
Kendrick
(Golden Globe and Academy Award nominations for "Up in the
Air")
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#17**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A/A- list mostly television actress
from
a long running hit network show got a lot of flak for her dress. Maybe
next
time she won’t bad mouth the design team that has kept her dressed
forever.
She also picked up a nice paycheck from the company that dressed her
last
night. Meanwhile, the shunned design team created a gorgeous dress that
an
appreciative Oscar winner wore.
Sofia
Vergara
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#18**
GOLDEN GLOBES: She is amazingly kind, but even this B+ list mostly
television
actress moved from network to cable had a tough time finding nice
things
to say to AP about our B+ lister’s co-star. There are a lot of people
who wanted her gone from the reboot. Instead, they are going to get a
year
of misery before the troubled show gets canceled.
Connie
Britton/Hayden Panettiere ("Nashville")
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#19**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Two big movies this year for this foreign born former
Golden
Globe nominee/winner. (She also got an Oscar nom/win for the same
movie).
One boom, one bust in her movies. There she sat, quietly at her table,
drinking.
The quietest drunk you ever did see. Not a peep by the end of the
night,
but not able to stand on her own two feet either.
Felicity
Jones (The Theory of Everything) ("Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" and
"Inferno")
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#20**
GOLDEN GLOBES: That big speech everyone is talking about is not the
only
speech delivered by the permanent A+ list mostly movie actress. She saw
her
former co-star, the very young and impressionable co-star. The one who
is
still scared of the A+ lister. Our A+ lister took five minutes of her
time
and told the B+ list actress she could be one of the best actresses in
the
world, and to give up that other side thing she does which she is
pretty
good at. Our actress told the younger actress (who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee) that she could be mediocre at both or the best ever
actress
and for her to make the right decision which is to just focus on
acting.
Meryl Streep/Hailee Steinfeld (singing) ("The Homesman")
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#21**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Both JV and AP took an informal poll of who everyone
thought
was the worst dressed. They sent me their results without knowing what
the
other’s result was. With both of them, it wasn’t even close. 95%
of those surveyed swore they would never in a million years, even as a
bridesmaid, wear the dress of this A list singer. JV wanted to make
clear
that if the category were expanded beyond guests to red carpet hosts
that
there would have been a different worst outfit winner.
Carrie
Underwood
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#22**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born former superhero who was written about
earlier
had a "date" for the evening. His "date" is a married actress who was
his
minder last night. A sober coach who fit right in. Andrew Garfield
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#23**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Don’t believe the hype. This former A+ list mostly movie
actress who is now A-/B+ list and a celebrity offspring is leaking the
stories
about her involvement with an A+ list mostly movie actor. Oh, she was
dumped
by a former superhero who found someone younger. Maybe her former
friend
will take her back now. At an after party, she tried to latch on to
some
offspring of an oil billionaire but was rebuffed.
Kate
Hudson/Brad Pitt/Tobey Maguire
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#24**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring and
has
been acting forever went on a 10 minute tirade in the bathroom about
her
A- list actor ex who still gets her more angry than any other person
ever.
She was ticked off at how close he was seated to her and just got more
angry
throughout the night. Laura Dern/Billy Bob Thornton
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#25**
GOLDEN GLOBES: With the exception of a handful of people, this talk
show
host was ignored by the celebrities there who only like him enough to
go
on his show, but not hang out with him away from it. Plus, he was being
monitored
for his drinking by not only his wife, but also her long long time bff.
Jimmy
Fallon/Nancy Juvonen/Drew Barrymore
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#26**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The debut of brand new breasts for this A- list mostly
television
actress on a very long running hit network show. Her sham of a husband
didn’t seem all that impressed. He was more concerned about swiping
right on dating apps all night looking for someone to meet up with
after.
Kerry
Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#27**
GOLDEN GLOBES: AP says coke is destroying the nose and looks of this A-
list
mostly television actress from the long running CBS show. She ran into
her
at an after party and she remembers thinking, "Whoa" when she saw her.
Kaley
Cuoco
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#28**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This C list celebrity offspring of this now C list actor
from
an acting family acted like she belonged at this after party because
she
was a star. Nope. She got her invite because she f**ked an executive at
the
company in the backseat of his car during lunch two weeks ago.
Hailey
Baldwin (Stephen)
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#29**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Three months ago, this former celebrity turned B+ list
actress
on a new very hit show would have invited this B- list
actress/celebrity
offspring to be her +1 at the awards last night. Now, not so much. All
the
revelations about the married men the offspring has hooked up with has
turned
the friend off. Also, there is the talk about how she gave the gift
that
keeps on giving to one married man who then split with his wife of
almost
20 years when she contracted it too. Last night, the offspring was a
bit
of a pariah at an after party.
Mandy
Moore ("This Is
Us")/Minka
Kelly
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#30**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who used
to
have a thing for married men is back on the married man bandwagon
again.
The thing is, she doesn’t know it. At an after party last night, her
date and nonstop makeout partner was a man she met before the holidays.
She
has no idea he is married, but most of the people at the party know who
he
is and his wife.
Sienna
Miller
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#31**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B+ list mostly movie actress set to be in a
superhero
franchise appears to no longer be with the billionaire. Instead, she
was
on the arm of a large sweaty gold chain wearing guy who was very
generous
with his coke but also very generous with his groping down the inside
front
of the dress of our actress.
Amber
Heard
(Elon
Musk)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#32**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress made
arrangements to be with a male model that a designer introduced her to
so
people will stop talking about her affair. The thing is though, her
date
found an actor he was much more interested in and our actress was left
to
wander the party solo.
Diane
Kruger
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#33**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Two different parties – same result. This former child
actress turned hit or miss television actress who really has trouble
finding
steady work despite all of you knowing who she is threw up all the food
she
scarfed down. Literally she ate everything. Across town, this nominated
Golden
Globe actress from last night threw up a huge meal she had just eaten
at
Chateau Marmont.
Hilary
Duff
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#34**
GOLDEN GLOBES: A very good actress friend of mine who is foreign born
and
currently on a pay cable show said she laughed so hard last night she
peed
on herself. Granted, she had been drinking, but she was watching this
actress/reality star who is married to an actor, try and use a straw
and
couldn’t grip the straw with her lips. Part of the problem were the
lips and part of the problem was probably being a little drunk. It took
a
good five minutes before she managed to get the straw to stay in place
in
her mouth.
Lisa
Rinna
("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#35**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born Victoria’s Secret model who everyone
knows this year at least was passed out drunk on the floor of this very
private
Golden Globes party. Private, because cameras would have caught some
things
which would have got a few people fired.
Nina
Agdal (Jimmy Fallon’s private party)
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#36**
OLD MEETS NEW - GOLDEN GLOBES: A few weeks ago I ran into the daughter
of
this permanent A+ lister. We talked about what was going on in her
world
and then I asked her for any old Golden Globe or Academy Award stories
her
father had told her that I could use. She had a few, but she said the
one
he talked about the most was one particular year. She says it was
special
to him because he was nominated. It had been a few years since the last
time
and even longer since the time before that. She said he didn’t even
remember the first two times because he was so wasted. Anyway, he said
that
one year was the perfect blend of old Hollywood and young Hollywood
with
a "bunch of pricks in the middle." There were two Academy Award winners
yelling
at each other. Both are permanent A listers. One is still alive. The
deceased
one will be permanent A+ list into eternity. They hated each other and
would
literally shout two tables away about how the other was an awful human
being.
You had this first time nominee who was probably more famous for a very
long
running network tv show that came after, doing lines of coke with the
nominated
offspring of a Hollywood legend. The offspring has often been the
subject
of where did she go rumors. In the middle were the pricks. All A
listers.
All thinking they are the biggest of big shots. The prime of their
career
permanent A listers. One was the celebrity offspring of an A lister. He
was
fondling women while his wife was there and making plans to f**k
another
woman the next day. He just acted like his d**k was bigger than
everyone.
He tried to hit on this winner from that night who had just won an
award
but her monster breakout classic film of all time was still a few
months
away from being released. When she turned him down, he called her a
b**ch.
They spoke one time after. Ever. And that was about a year later. She
hates
him to this day. Also with his d**k hanging out was another permanent
A+
lister also at his prime. The thing is, they both were upstaged by this
older
than them, but so much more cool permanent A+ lister who didn’t need
to take his d**k out for everyone to know he was still the best.
Apparently
there were some cranky actors who were nominated and thought this was
the
Oscars instead of a place to get drunk and find women to have sex with
while
seeing old friends. It was not what it is today.
Year:
1990
A+ lister: Robin Williams (nominated Best Performance by an Actor in
a
Motion Picture - Drama "Dead Poets Society")
Famous for long running network tv show: Laura San Giacomo ("Just Shoot
Me")
(nominated Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a
Motion
Picture "Sex, Lies, and Videotape")
Offspring of a Hollywood legend: Bridget Fonda (Peter, Jane and Peter
Fonda)
(nominated Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a
Motion
Picture "Scandal")
Celebrity offspring of A lister: Michael Douglas (father Kirk
Douglas)
(married to Diandra Luker) (nominated Best Performance by an Actor in a
Motion
Picture - Comedy or Musical "The War of the Roses")
Winner from that night: Julia Roberts (nominated/won Best Performance
by
an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture "Steel Magnolias")
(nominated
and won "Pretty Woman" released the following year)
Bunch of pricks: Al Pacino, Tom Cruise, Daniel Day-Lewis, Bruce Willis,
James
Woods, Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Duvall
Cool permanent A lister: Jack Nicholson
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
The manager of this permanent A+ list singer told an employee the other
day
who questioned one of her ideas about the singer, thinking it might
harm
her image said that the only thing that matters is getting 20% on
everything
possible as quickly as possible. Stella Bulochnikov/Mariah Carey
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
This still young one named singer who actually might be as well known
for
a recurring role she had on a long running sitcom is about to be
dropped
by her label because she won’t have sex with the guy who replaced the
last guy she was having sex with at the label.
Tinashe
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
KINDNESS: The former reality star turned actress on a bad show turned
actress
on a good show so she moves up higher on the list did a really nice
thing
the other day. In line at Trader Joes, she stepped up and purchased the
man’s groceries when his card was declined.
Katharine
McPhee ("American Idol" "Smash" and "Scorpion")
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#4**
The dirt sometimes comes in dust fragments for this former cable actor
turned
movie actor turned A- list mostly television actor on a hit cable
series.
He is also an Emmy winner/nominee. Oh, and openly gay, and apparently
also
a former escort who now preaches celibacy.
Matt
Bomer
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#5**
Back in the day between soap appearances to keep her solvent, this
plumped
lip reality star would spend her days in various clothing boutiques in
the
Valley. If you owned a women’s clothing store at that time, you could
expect her to pop in and try on 20-25 items before leaving with nothing
bought.
Oh, sure, every once in a while she would throw the store a bone and
buy
the cheapest thing in the store, but she just wanted to feel like a big
shot
and get all the attention.
Lisa
Rinna
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#6**
If you are taking a break from making money the very public way, but
still
have bills, you do what this A+ list reality star is about to do. Go
back
to making your money the way you used to a few years ago. One night at
a
time. Overseas.
Kim
Kardashian (Dubai)
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#7**
For fans of the couple from that almost network show that is ending, if
you
want a reunion, you need to hold out hope the actress wife of the actor
says
yes. So far, she is the one who is holding things up and doesn’t want
her husband doing any scenes with his former co-star.
Nina
Dobrev/Ian Somerhalder/Nikki Reed ("Vampire Diaries")
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#8**
This foreign born permanent A list model not named Kate Moss swept a
huge
pile of coke off a table because she didn’t think it was good enough
quality It was good enough for the ten other people waiting for their
turn
who paid for it.
Naomi
Campbell
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#9**
I was going to title this the worst celebrity dad, but lets face it, in
a
world of Ryan O’Neals there are lots of horrible celebrity fathers.
Instead, because I am sure, someone will pop up in a week or two, I
kept
it as world’s worst for the week. However, this is pretty bad. This
musician is probably permanently A list. I guess. The band is. They
don’t
play together any longer. They will when one of the stupid f**ks runs
out
of money because he decided to invest in some get rich quick scheme and
only
discovers later that he is a ponzi victim and there are no such things
as
self-fertilizing llamas. He is married for the umpteenth time. He was
actually
a blind and a reveal in the past year where he committed some other
really
horrible behavior to a girlfriend, so that he can be an a-hole
shouldn’t
surprise anyone. That he should be an a-hole to his daughter is way
worse.
His daughter became pregnant. A teenage pregnancy. He berated her for
her
entire pregnancy for getting pregnant and showed no sympathy or empathy
or
provided any kind of support. Meanwhile, his celebrity wife was just as
bad
because heaven forbid the attention spotlight in her world ever stops
glaring
at her right in the face. The daughter gave birth. The baby died
shortly
after being born. What would you expect from her dad? Love? Kindness?
Some
flowers? Nope. Instead he and the troll wife decided to post a bunch of
photos
of a baby shower for a friend of the wife they both attended. Posted
that
all up on social media for the world to see. Talk about a kick in the
nuts.
So, yes, he is the world’s worst celebrity dad this week.
Father: Nikki Sixx
(reveal)
Band: Mötley Crüe
Wife: Courtney Sixx
Daughter: Frankie-Jean Sixx (mother Donna D'Errico)
117. MR.
X 01/10 **#1**
MORE GOLDEN GLOBES: This seemingly always happy couple consisting of a
B+
list mostly television actor and an A- dual threat actress who made a
really
bad decision this past fall were arguing up to the last second possible
before
trying and failing to put on smiles for the red carpet.
Kristen
Bell/Dax Shepard
118. MR.
X 01/10 **#2**
MORE GOLDEN GLOBES: This actress/model who enjoys nothing more than
getting
naked in her Instagram while looking for "serious" acting roles that
will
challenge her and don’t require nudity was stoned out of her mind at
the show. She kept nodding off during the latter portions of the
evening.
That 2:30 pm cocktail hour she went crazy in probably didn’t help
either.
Emily
Ratajkowski
119. MR.
X 01/10 **#3**
MORE GOLDEN GLOBES: This A- list mostly television actress has been on
the
same network for her past couple of hits. Her long time husband stayed
home,
but he was not alone. That production assistant came over to keep him
entertained. Sarah Jessica Parker/Matthew Broderick
120. MR.
X 01/10 **#4**
MORE GOLDEN GLOBES: This closeted A- list mostly movie actor had to
leave
his boyfriend home. Too many cameras and too many questions. He didn’t
even bring him to any of the after parties. Our actor did wear a couple
of
different shades of lipstick which he changed when he left the Golden
Globes
for the parties. Jeremy Renner
121. MR.
X 01/10 **#5**
MORE GOLDEN GLOBES: This main A list red carpet host drove everyone
nuts.
Not only was his botox keeping his face looking like plastic, he
couldn’t
decide whether or not to wear socks and kept asking everyone repeatedly
whether
he should wear them. He would take them off and ask. He would put them
on
and ask. Biggest pain in the butt.
Ryan
Seacrest
122. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/10
You might have noticed this A lister do something kind of bizarre and
out
of character at the Golden Globes. The reason? She's trying to get the
guy
to do a project with her apparently. I'm unsure how it wins him over,
but
apparently that's her reasoning.
Nicole
Kidman/Tom Hiddleston
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
Want to know how poor this RHNJ family is? They got sponsors to pay for
the
gifts they gave their niece for a birthday party.
Joe
and Melissa Gorga
(Teresa
Giudice’s daughter Gia)
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
This Disney actor from back in the day who was an adult in this
franchise
is cheating on his wife who also has ties to the acting world.
Shia
LaBeouf/Mia Goth
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
As is their annual custom, this pair of married A- list co-stars from a
hit
network show used one of the complimentary suites offered to them for
an
hour long assignation. Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn ("Scandal")
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
Two suicide attempts in the past few weeks from this A-/B+ list reality
star
from an A+ list reality family gets him a 24/7 sober coach/guard.
Rob
Kardashian
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
Don’t believe the hype. It was withdrawals that sent this wannabe
singer/former porn star to the hospital. Usually the producers of the
show
will sneak in drugs to keep that from happening.
Ray
J
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#6**
Just like her mother, this B list mostly television actress seems to be
trying
very hard to get pregnant by this gay actor, at least according to a
pap
who had a clear shot into one of the bedrooms. Billie Lourd (Carrie
Fisher
- mother/Bryan Lourd - father)/Taylor Lautner
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#7**
In the scheme of reality show fakery, it does not really raise the bar,
but
there have been a dozen actresses and actors hired to be real people in
the
reality show of this permanent A list singer.
"Mariah’s
World"
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#8**
To really out the nail in the coffin to a bad January, this A list
celebrity/athlete’s boyfriend is not only cheating on her, but also
stealing from her.
Ronda
Rousey/Travis Browne
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#9**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort has track
marks
on her body to go with all the bruising suffered during the sex games
she
is forced to play to be able to live her lifestyle.
Lindsay
Lohan
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#10**
Long time no see for this celebrity offspring of almost permanent A
listers.
She is back in rehab. I think this must be the 4th or 5th time.
Ireland
Baldwin (Alec Baldwin/Kim Basinger)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#11**
#1 When this B- list singer/musician who most of you know and all of
you
know his last name got divorced, one of the items in the divorce
documents
said the singer/musician used to get in the shower with his daughter
while
erect.
#2 – This late night talk show host wants you to know you are poor and takes every chance he can get to tell you how much money he has. It is really kind of embarrassing. I’m shocked he and Goopster are not best friends. Andy Cohen
#3 – This won’t work out well. Our former tweener trying to stay sober hooking up with this interestingly named singer who is known to be one big coke party. She must be really interested in getting some good songs to risk it all. Selena Gomez/The Weeknd
134. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/11
This A-list politician has already landed their next gig as a
consultant.
It comes with a 7 figure salary and additional benefits. That'll wash
away
any nightmares of 2016. Hillary Clinton
135. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/12
It is utter bedlam at this A-list network right now. They underwent a
controversy
recently and although the executives aren't talking, the talent are
already
in fear for their futures. They're frightened they'll be replaced by
more
'whiter' and 'male' alternatives in the near future as the network
makes
a huge shift. CNN
136.
POPBITCH
01/12
(British blog) One of Harley Street's top osteopaths had a rather odd
run-in
with the wife of which super famous rock star? She decided her
treatment
would be enhanced if she took off all her clothes, and then intimately
frotted
(rub one's genitals) the doctor's arm as he tried to examine her.
Trudie Styler/Sting; Penny Lancaster/Rod Stewart
137. NY
POST/PAGE SIX 01/12
When the 74th annual Golden Globes awards show airs Sunday, see if you
can
guess which female nominee is high as a kite. The actress in question
sees
using marijuana as a necessity for the ceremony, according to Dina
Browner,
pot dealer to stars such as Charlie Hunnam ("Sons of Anarchy"), Whoopi
Goldberg
and rapper Wiz Khalifa via her West Hollywood, Calif., dispensary
Alternative
Herbal Health Services (AHHS). "She asked me for indica [a strain of
marijuana
known for its relaxing properties] because she has social anxiety and
gets
nervous," Browner told The Post, adding that most celebs prefer the
sativa
strain for its energizing impact. "If she wins, hopefully the cannabis
will
keep her calm in front of the cameras." She recalled taking a limo to
an
awards show with a celebrity customer and her entourage. As the car
nosed
toward the venue, the actress realized that she had made a terrible
mistake
— and it had nothing to do with wearing the same dress as Gwyneth
Paltrow.
When the camera-flashing paparazzi and long red carpet came into view,
paranoia
coursed through her brain’s amygdala region and the effects of too much
marijuana overtook the starlet’s body. "She had eaten a 250 milligram
edible and thought it was a 25 — on an empty stomach," Browner said.
"She couldn’t bring herself to walk the carpet. Her guests got out and
the driver took her around to a back entrance."
Indica actress:
Limo actress:
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
This in the closet A-/B+ list reality star transferred a whole bunch of
money
to friends and family, but now that he needs some, they are pretending
he
never gave them any which is wise on their part, but could mean really
bad
news for the reality star.
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
This foreign born A- list everything is married and in the closet. His
former
wife, also an actress finally had enough and divorced him. He is a
first
when it comes to some Academy Award trivia. He also split this year
with
his long long time actor boyfriend who is a foreign born A- list dual
threat
actor.
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
With more and more family members cutting him off, this former NFL
player
is going to the way of Pete Rose to make a few bucks. He is going to
have
to work for it. The former player wanted a guarantee upfront, but the
promoter
must have worked with Lindsay Lohan before and knew the player would be
a
no show.
Johnny
Manziel
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
Our favorite former tweener turned rehab lover sold professionally done
nude
photographs of herself to an admirer for $250,000.
Selena
Gomez
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#5**
It’s war over at this initialed tabloid site and so much more.
Apparently
the constant kissing of butt and ignoring the truth was too much for
some
of the top level people and they walked. There will be a big legal
fight
when they set up their own shop.
TMZ
(Harvey Levin’s right-hand man Mike Walters quit)
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#6**
This pop culture clothing designer who is way more interested in being
famous
than designing clothes is broke as a joke. It might be the reason she
is
pulling a series of Bethenny Frankels with possible angel investors.
Sophia
Amorusos ("Nasty Gal")
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#7**
WHAT AM I MISSING? This could all be nothing, but I can’t really figure
the whole thing out. It could be because I am still sick, so thought I
would
turn it over to you as is and see if you can figure it out. Here is the
e-mail
tip. The tip doesn’t mention which photo to look at in the link, so
they are all
here
(dated April 15, 2015).
Subject: From the shadowsMessage Body: Amateur heists with sloppy DNA,
forfeited
earnings, sudden sycophancy. That fish you’re smelling is real. But
it’s not just a matter of bookkeeping. Look very, very closely at the
edge of the
frame.
Interesting "placement." Armenia is a small, poor country that depends
on
another, bigger country to defend a sensitive region. That country’s
"minders" would be fired if they weren’t all over a visit like this.
When it comes to loans and leverage from abroad, we’ve learned what
happens to insolvent narcissists. P.S. Attire to the Christmas show.
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#8**
This married former A- list often naked celebrity turned reality star
is
one of the latest celebrities making a ton of money being companions to
high
rollers while they are playing in casinos.
Kendra
Wilkinson
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#9**
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show and a
bunch
of crossovers is trying to sell such a bunch of fake crap in a recent
bunch
of interviews. She acts like her marriage was pretty good, when in fact
she
got cheated on every second of every day but refuses to ever
acknowledge
it.
Sophia
Bush ("Chicago P.D." "Chicago Fire" "Chicago
Med")/Chad
Michael Murray
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#10**
Even a former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A list actor/part-time
director
is not above calling in a pap and his PR people to get front and center
photos
to try and make his marriage look sound.
Amal
and George Clooney
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#11**
This B+ list mostly television actress only gets that high because of
her
hit cable show. Our actress is in an acting family and is arguably
lesser
known than her sibling. She is also closeted and having a relationship
with
another woman on the show. Grace Gummer (mother: Meryl
Streep/sister:
Mamie Gummer) ("Mr. Robot")
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#12**
This B list mostly television actress with the interesting last name
has
a brand new superhero show she was promoting at the TCA yesterday. A
few
hours after the event, our actress had to be carried to her Uber
because
she was so wasted.
Amber
Midthunder ("Legion")
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#13**
Over the past several years, a troubling pattern has begun to emerge in
film
productions. Many straight to On Demand movies are being made in this
Eastern
European country solely based on the fact their age of consent is 14.
Production
companies line up these movies back to back and bring in actors who are
known
for partying harder than most actors. The next thing you know, the
actors
are filmed having sex with some 14 year old and are asked to lower
their
fee to SAG scale rather than the amount originally agreed to. If they
don’t
agree, then they are threatened with the tapes being exposed. The
owners
of the studios in these countries are generally backed by a foreign
power
who has been their backer for almost 100 years. If any really prominent
actors
are caught up in their night, they forward the information to certain
divisions
within that backing country. This has led to multiple former A list
actors
suddenly becoming front and center spokespeople for the country. They
attest
to how amazing it is and in return are given special status and
recognition
by the government with no one the wiser how it came to be. Actors are
not
the only prominent people ensnared in this trap. Anyone with a fondness
for
teen girls who visits one of the countries should know they are going
to
be recorded with them. It is why a prominent member of the British
royal
family is such a staunch supporter of a country you wouldn’t think he
would like at all. If you are a wealthy businessman doing business with
one
of these countries, you will be offered one of these 14 year old girls.
You
think it is legal, which it is, but would the rest of the world see it
the
same way. Plus, deliberately, other countries in this region raise and
lower
the age with a great deal of frequency and write the laws so no one
understands
what they mean except a prosecutor. One actor who was a nobody when he
was
filming a sequel and got involved with a 14 year old is now an A- list
mostly
television actor on a hit network show. A 30 second snippet of his all
night
sex session with a 14 year old was remotely installed to his hard drive
last
month. He is freaking out and knows his career will be ruined and that
newlywed
wife of his will be out the door. Another actor caught up in all of
this
was in one of the biggest movies of all time. You all know him even
though
he has not done much since. He was also in a millionth sequel to
something
when he got involved with several 14 year old boys. His significant
other
would leave for sure and no one would ever hire him again, so he has
agreed
to do multiple appearances in the backer country and to even appear on
several
episodes of a soap opera there. This way back in the day A list mostly
television
actor got caught up with multiple teens when he was shooting one of
these
sequels and ended up having to sell part of his production company to a
silent
partner who is controlled by this backer country. The list goes on and
on.
Country: Bulgaria
Foreign power: Azerbaijan
Prominent member of the British royal:
Commercial
for Bulgaria: Salma Hayek, Antonio Banderas, Sylvester Stallone, Jason
Statham,
Adrien Brody, Mel Gibson
A- list mostly television actor on a hit network show/wife:
Actor in a biggest movie/millionth sequel: (The Expendables 1, 2 and 3)
Back in the day A list mostly television actor:
151. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/13
'Fame's a bitch,' AJ Benza used to say on E! Our B-list teen actress
swore
off dating 'normal' people a year or two ago after she met and dated a
normal
boy that attended a local high school in Los Angeles. He seemed sweet
and
kind at first, but after she let him in and they slept together for the
first
time, the kid bragged about it to the entire school. Our teen actress
received
several tweets from his school members, informing her of the incident,
and
she promptly dumped the kid, but not without feeling heartbroken and
crying
over it to her therapist.
152.
ROTOSCOPERS
01/13
This rumor relates to a project brewing at Warner Bros. Pictures. Only
this
time, it’s not an animated movie. Rather, the studio is currently
bouncing
around the idea of developing a beloved Hanna-Barbera property as a
live-action
film. From what I’ve heard, the screenplay is already written and is
being bounced around to different directors. Three of the names
mentioned
as being on the studio’s shortlist are Justin Lin (Fast and Furious
movies, Star Trek Beyond), Scott Derrickson (Marvel Studios’ Doctor
Strange), and Joe Cornish (Attack the Block, co-writer on Adventures of
Tintin
and Ant-Man). Production discussions are meant to begin at this time,
assuming
that things have fallen into place. The studio also has a wish list of
actors
for a ‘high-profile’ male supporting role. Among the actors being
looked at (possibly as shoo-ins) are Bradley Cooper, Idris Elba, and
Will
Smith. Now, for some hints and clues as to what this property is. Yes,
it
was a TV show that was popular back in the 60’s (really the peak period
for Hanna-Barbera). Yes, characters from this property will appear as
part
of a planned shared universe of animated films based on Hanna-Barbera’s
overall library of properties (beginning with S.C.O.O.B. in 2018). No,
the
live-action film won’t take place within that universe (obviously).
The most I can tell you is that the live-action film is being developed
on
a separate track, with hopes that it will (of course) launch its own
film
franchise. My last hint, to end the article: the property in question
is
NOT Scooby-Doo!
"Johnny
Quest"
153. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 01/13
This reality couple puts on a spicy show — but the wife is worried that
her husband is a poser. The duo boasts true love but nosy locals tell a
different
story. Many believe that the husband is restless and stepping out on
his
wife. The pair claims that their chemistry is hot, but others see short
tempers
and constant fighting. The husband’s car has been regularly spotted
at another woman’s home into the wee hours. The insecure wife is scared
for her marriage and grabs her phone all day to keep her man in check.
Fans
covet the couple’s displayed relationship — but a cheap secret
could expose their facade. Joe and Melissa Gorga ("Real Housewives
of
New Jersey")
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
His marriage might still be over, but this almost network superhero and
his
female co-star have considerably cooled since shooting began again
after
the holidays. Apparently there was some time they were supposed to
spend
together and didn’t and the place she rented at Whistler. Maybe it was
the snow. Everyone is blaming everything on the snow up there. Stephen
Amell/Emily Bett Rickards ("Arrow")
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
Yes, the rumors are true. Sort of. This foreign born dual threat A list
actor
is being replaced as his superhero character by his body double but
only
for a cameo in another superhero movie. However, it may foretell the
way
of the future because his body double could be his twin appearance
wise.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Aaron Laza ("Avengers: Infinity Wars")
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
This B- list celebrity offspring of some very high up on the listers
has
made a name on his own. OK, well made a name on his own because of his
parents.
He is making a movie/documentary/artistic thing no one will understand
and
is trying to include reactions from outrageous things he posts on
social
media.
Jaden
Smith (Jada and Will Smith)
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
Do you remember a few weeks ago I told you a story about our favorite
former
tweener turned regular rehab visitor? It involved a photographer buddy
of
hers who is also her drug dealer. It turns out he is also the drug
dealer/photographer for the guy she is hooking up with right now.
Selena
Gomez/The Weeknd (PROBABLY: Mert Atlas)
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
Tabloids are such butt kissers. You have this foreign born actor who is
also
in a superhero franchise and they give him a platform to tell how his
divorce
has changed him and how he is an amazing person now and blah blah blah
and
totally ignore the fact he would still be married if he wasn’t f**king
everyone who walked across his path. Oh, and even if you haven’t
watched
the superhero movie, many of you watched another one of his movies last
month.
From home.
James
McAvoy (Professor Charles Xavier "X-Men")
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
KINDNESS: This A list athlete seems to get injured every year but also
seems
to somehow regain the form that makes her one of the best athletes in
the
world every year. I’m not saying she has given up her thirst for
publicity,
but I will say that she spends a few hours a week during her season in
different
cities going to schools and talking to female students in their own
language
mind you about how they can achieve anything and doing other
empowerment
things too. She also hands out tons of free tickets and gear to teen
girls
to get them to try her sport. Oh, and although she gets her biggest
sponsor
to pay for the gear, she doesn’t let them give any of their stuff to
the kids. She also doesn’t ever have any cameras around other than the
cell phone cameras of students.
Lindsey
Vonn
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#7**
Add another actress at war with this actress who had a major head start
in
developing a brand and line of products that have made her rich. Sure,
a
lot of it is greenwashing, but the money is real. This three named
actress
is the latest to go to war because the OG actress called out the
products
of our three named actress and said they were awful. Things were not
pretty
when they crossed paths earlier this week.
Jessica
Alba ("Honest Company")/Sarah Michelle Gellar ("Foodstirs")
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
Why yes, that was this closeted B list celebrity offspring of a
permanent
A lister having sex with another man in a bathroom in a park outside
the
country who he met on a hookup app. They dropped their swimsuits and 20
minutes
later were back out on the beach headed in opposite directions.
Scott
Eastwood (Clint)/Bondi Beach in Australia
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#9**
What do you do when you have given a million interviews over what seems
like
decades and no one cares anymore about what you have to say? You do
what
this A- list thetan level PR master of an actress does and that is toss
in
a few explosive names and ideas as well as some subjects that everyone
wants
to hear about from her but never will because she doesn’t know anything
about them. But hey, at least she got the spotlight turned in her
direction.
Nicole
Kidman (supports Trump)
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#10**
This wealthy actress who is still very young and very wealthy and did I
mention
she is wealthy who no one really likes earned another disliker last
night
when she kept dismissing her waiter all night by waving the back of her
hand
and then making jokes about him needing to audition for acting jobs and
was
just the rudest, most unkind, ungrateful person ever. I am so glad she
was
fired from her most high profile gig.
Nicola
Peltz (father is a billionaire) (fired from "Bates Motel")
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#11**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner
must
love her boyfriend a bunch. She just wrote her second mid five figure
check
in the past six months to her boyfriend’s ex.
Renee
Zellweger
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#12**
I can’t figure out if he is taking public digs at his wife or just
wants
people to know he is employed as an actor, but this B- list actor who
is
from an acting family and is less successful than a sibling and a
parent
always takes script pages and runs through them with his celebrity wife
while
out in public. Every meal in public involves him running through lines
and
making sure people notice.
Evan
Ross/Ashlee Simpson/Tracee Ellis Ross/Diana Ross
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#13**
For about the past 20 years, this current A list mostly movie actor has
paid
several million dollars to a woman he sexually assaulted. That sexual
assault
led to a pregnancy. She decided to keep the child and signed an
agreement
to never talk about what happened two decades ago. As far as I know she
has
never uttered a peep about it. The only times I have heard it mentioned
are
from a production company which once forwarded payment for a commercial
to
the woman directly instead of to the agency for the actor and a couple
of
times from people who prepared the taxes for the actor. Initially those
two
were told it was a love child and that everyone just wanted it kept a
secret.
Later, when trying to determine exactly what was owed and when, they
both
saw a copy of the settlement agreement which included language to the
effect
that while the actor was not admitting to sexual assault he was willing
to
make payments blah blah blah. If you are making millions of dollars in
payments,
it is probably not a shakedown. Apparently the mom of the now young
adult
has cancer and the cancer is terminal. The problem being faced is that
the
way the agreement is structured, the payments continue for at least
another
decade. At the time the agreement was drafted, our actor was a star,
but
not the huge money maker he is today. He couldn’t afford to make a huge
lump sum payment, instead choosing annual payments for about 30 years.
There
is no mechanism in the agreement to just write one check and be
finished.
It would require the mother of the child to agree and apparently she is
not
in condition to do so. The agreement also was written in such a way
that
her heirs will continue to receive the annual checks should she pass
away.
My belief is that someone copied and pasted from one agreement to
another
in the law office that drafted it and didn’t think things through. So,
now they are on the hook for the annual payments. Those payments will
have
to go to the child. Well, young adult now who has NO idea about the
payments
or who his father is. Currently, the intermediary is the father of the
mother
who helped negotiate the original agreement. There are no questions
about
paternity of the child. None. If the child comes forward he has not
signed
any agreements binding him to the terms his mother agreed to. The actor
is
already reeling from one scandal in the past couple of years and the
last
thing he wants is for this to be brought out into the light. Even if he
makes
an agreement with his child to keep this quiet, the child will know the
truth
about how they were conceived. Will they want to stay silent? Will they
take
the money and be quiet? We shall soon find out.
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#1**
This A+ list producer/record executive/former reality star with a
name
like an initialed city is in big trouble with his employer. It seems as
if
the A+ lister brought in his personal barber on company time and also
allowed
another handful of employees to also get their hair cut by the barber.
The
cuts were not cheap but the executive billed them all to the company on
his
expense account so was getting reimbursed by the company every couple
of
weeks for the haircuts of others.
L.A.
Reid
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#2**
This Academy Award winning actress is spinning quite the yarn about why
she
dropped out of a play. The thing is, the producers didn’t want her,
especially when her list of demands read like a dictionary.
Nicole
Kidman ("Photograph 51")
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#3**
This closeted former A list tweener singer turned A-/B+ list adult
singer
was a kid in a candy store this week at a men’s fashion week show. It
was the happiest he has looked in a long time.
Nick
Jonas
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#4**
This remake/reboot of a classic movie taking a turn on television is
awful.
Even though it is going through the process of being promoted this
week,
it is not anywhere close to being the way it needs to be. It will be a
laughingstock.
"Dirty
Dancing"
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#1**
This controversial A- list country singer who also considers himself a
restaurateur in a really bad food kind of way got recorded last week
explaining
why all gay people need to be locked in jail. He didn’t use the word
gay though. He used a variety of slurs instead. I kind of think he
might
be in the closet in that American Beauty kind of way.
Toby
Keith (I Love This Bar in Las Vegas)
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
A Facebook thread from this week. "Unfortunately she was unbelievably
rude.
Of course I wouldn’t allow my daughter to approach her and ask for
autograph, selfie, etc. I respect people’s private time. But she and
her date were right in our sight of vision and foreign born A+ list
singer
asked the manager to come and tell us to stop looking at her and taking
pictures
(nobody was taking pictures – my daughter was texting her friends)
because
we were making her uncomfortable. It was beyond humiliating! Thanks
everyone.
I was angry and disgusted last night. My daughter was embarrassed (got
tears
in her eyes) because the restaurant manager called her out in a very
harsh,
rude way – and she wasn’t even doing anything – which I promptly
explained to the manager. To which he replied "well she and her date
feel
uncomfortable." Seriously?! I explained to my daughter that she had
done
absolutely nothing wrong and this is a good lesson in life on how to
treat
people and that you should never forget where you come from. The
singer’s
bodyguard was by the door when we left (which we left promptly because
of
the situation) and you know me – I said "I’m sorry you work for
someone like that." He did actually follow us outside and asked what
happened.
He refused to believe that the singer would do that to a child and that
the
manager must have just been being rude. I say shame on her and the
manager!!"
Rihanna
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
The good news is that everyone is going to watch this pay cable show
regardless
of what happened at one of the biggest press ops of the year. However,
perhaps
it would be a good idea for the foreign born former A list mostly movie
actor
to lay off the coke before he does one of these huge press
opportunities.
Oh, and the press could have said he was wasted, but chose to focus on
the
show in their articles.
Jude
Law ("The Pope")
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is really close to an A+ list
director
comes from an acting family. He also has a substance abuse problem of
which
we are all aware. Apparently it has reached a new level. While visiting
troops
in Germany, our actor had a ten minute walk through a mall to a movie
theatre
and was waving to imaginary people and even bent down like he was
talking
to a child but there was no child there.
Ben
Affleck
175. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/16
When a political campaign suffers a loss, the blame game begins and
people
start pointing fingers at each other. A surprising amount in the
Hillary
camp point their fingers at this celebrity, citing them as a perfect
example
of why they lost and deem their participation in the campaign as
'toxic.'
Lena
Dunham
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#1**
His family will never say so, but this embattled, closeted, super
popular
religious figure died of complications related to HIV. At my last count
he
was paying a handful of young men for infecting them with the virus.
"Bishop"
Eddie Long
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#2**
What do you do if you are a foreign born closeted foreign born about to
be
A list superhero and you get into a drunken fight with your boyfriend?
You
go on social media and randomly ask guys if they want to have a drink
with
you.
Dacre
Montgomery (The Red Ranger "The Power Rangers")
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#3**
The day this a-hole of a musician stops paying his used to be an
actress
ex is the day she publishes the most devastatingly tell all of all
music
tell alls. The musician would be well advised to keep writing checks no
matter
how much he dislikes her or their child from their marriage.
Nikki
Sixx/Donna D'Errico/Frankie-Jean Sixx
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#4**
If our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort thinks
conversion
will get her more money, she is mistaken. Now, not only will no one
marry
her, but they won’t even pay to sleep with her. I don’t think she
has quite thought things through.
Lindsay
Lohan (Islam)
180. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/17
There are rumblings that this superhero wants out of his contract,
according
to the word on the Hollywood street. 'He's not happy with the
attention,'
whispers one source. 'He's a low key guy.' 'He wants to focus on other
work,'
differs another. 'He wants to make art, not pulp!' Is this all part of
a
ploy to receive more money? Or does our actor just want out of the
superhero
league? We don't know, but the streets are talking.
Ben
Affleck ("The Dark Knight")
181. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 01/17
There’s unexpected heat in the kitchen between two reality stars! Both
are married — but nosy locals say that a flirty display might point
to a recipe for disaster. Some believe that the woman envies the man’s
cash — and is shopping for a sweet wallet. The man is flattered, and
enjoys mixing it up with the puffed-up reality star. The man’s wife
is one smart cookie — but has not shut down the half-baked
relationship.
The woman’s bossy advances could put two marriages at risk, but a
delicious
cash flow might prove to be irresistible. Buddy Valastro ("Cake
Boss")
and Melissa Gorga ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#1**
This still way underage C- list celebrity offspring who is probably 3rd
or
4th in line in the family when it comes to name recognition has taken
her
pot use and boozing to new levels. Snorting a little heroin, but not in
front
of her parents, who even that might be too much for. Willow Smith
(Will,
Jada and Jaden)
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#2**
This smelly food like YouTube star who I wrote about last year raping
and
sexually assaulting women has the police in his home country looking to
arrest
him for inciting violence.
PewDiePie
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#3**
He made his fortune on the backs of people killed making his money, but
this
permanent A+ list singer didn’t care and either did this foreign born
A+ list singer who always look the other way when the check is big
enough.
Mariah
Carey/Elton John (Russian billionaire Valery Kogan granddaughter’s
wedding)
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#4**
It looks like the phone of this former Disney actress turned bikini
lover
was hacked and all those closeted guys she dated are having their nude
photos
leaked. Future Grindr photos when they finally come out.
Bella
Thorne
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#5**
Good news if you were worried about the unemployment rate for
professional
beards. I know I was. This foreign born model who did the bearding
thing
for a year or two for our favorite A+ list mostly movie actor finally
has
landed a new bearding gig for this foreign born B list mostly movie
actor
who has one hell of a franchise.
Suki
Waterhouse (Bradley Cooper)/Diego Luna (Captain Cassian Andor "Rogue
One")
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#6**
Apparently today is going to be in the closet day. This A+ list singer
who
has a family of wannabe reality stars has a kink. He is into poppers
with
all of the backup dancers he casting couches. Ozzy Osbourne; Gene
Simmons;
Rod Stewart
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#7**
This frequent guest to this space over the past few weeks has even more
people
gunning for him. The A list musician from the now non existent group
has
had his marriage called into question. Apparently he struck a deal with
his
now wife to act married for tax reasons and to pay off a huge favor to
her
for information she is hiding.
Nikki
Sixx
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#8**
This is a nice little breath of juicy. Our favorite annoying A- list
singer
is cheating on her drug dealer/boyfriend with this married late night
talk
show host. Ariana Grande/Jimmy Fallon
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#9**
This A- list model/celebrity offspring had to stop her workout when her
nosebleed
got out of control at a gym. Might be time to stop the coke.
Bella
or Gigi Hadid
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#10**
This A+ list mostly movie actor ordered a $5000 bottle of wine. He went
off
his rocker though until the staff put a sparkler in the opened bottle
of
wine when they brought it to his table while out of the country.
Ben
Affleck (in London)
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#11**
I know I have talked about our former almost A- list mostly movie
actress
turned escort a lot this week, but it just is the gift that keeps on
giving,
much like if you have unprotected sex with her. Anyway, she pulled
several
hairs out of the head of this D list celebrity offspring who is hooking
up
with this bazillionaire. Apparently this former A+ list reality star
set
the whole thing up in return for a $1 M deal to buy some of her
overpriced
products. Our escort wanted the guy for herself.
Lindsay
Lohan/Sofia Richie/Paris Hilton
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#12**
Her A list husband is always the one in danger of going back to rehab,
but
this A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner is the
one
who needs it now. Keith Urban/Nichole Kidman
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#13**
This rock star is not from LA and had deep ties to his home town and
lots
and lots of friends in the music scene there. The girl he married also
worked
as his band’s manager, and was instrumental in getting the band signed.
She also worked with a number of other bands and helped them get signed
and
also kept them from getting completely screwed over by record
companies.
She was well respected on their home turf for protecting the musicians
from
there and also for being a pretty decent human being. Anyway, early on,
this
band was very successful both critically and financially. Right before
the
band hit it big, the rock star and his wife had a child. This couple
were
so down to earth that they even remained living in the same small house
they
had purchased early in their relationship, and planned to raise their
child
in that environment, as to not lose touch with what was real. Of
course,
things didn’t go as planned. The rock star started to enjoy his success
and the stuff that came with it. He started to become rude, obnoxious
and
greedy. As is often the case, he changed. His band mates noticed the
change
and didn’t like it either. This resulted in a lot of fighting in the
band- and eventually the band broke up over this difference in values.
There
was no reason given for the breakup, but anyone who had been paying
attention
could see what was happening there. It was the classic story of the
lead
singer who gets a fat head, corrupted values and thinks they no longer
need
their band or the people who were with them in the lean times anymore.
At
the same time this happened, the marriage between the singer and his
hardworking
wife started to unravel. There was cheating and also the singer was
away
more and more and was not spending any time with the wife or their
child.
The singer eventually met another woman from a family notorious for
being
greedy social climbers. People who knew this woman and her family from
years
ago say that her mother planned for years to marry her off to someone
rich
and famous and was "training" her from a young age with that goal in
mind.
(A version of PMK before her time.) The training apparently worked
because
once this woman had this singer in her cross hairs, she was determined
to
break up his family and was successful in doing so. No one close to the
singer
could figure out what he saw in her, though. She was rude, mean, and not
very attractive. Her lack of personal charm also made her appear
even
uglier and friends around him had funny nicknames for her, one of which
was
‘troll’. This woman sealed the deal by getting pregnant very quickly
so that a divorce would be initiated by the long suffering wife. While
destroying
this guy’s marriage wasn’t enough, the new girlfriend also convinced
the singer that his estranged wife (who remember was also his manager)
had
cheated him and his band mates out of millions of dollars. He bought
this
hook line and sinker and not only was the divorce bitter but other
litigation
dragged on for years, and the accusations of financial mismanagement by
the
wife publicly smeared her reputation. The singer tried to drag his
former
band mates into the litigation fray as well– even though they knew the
estranged wife had not done anything deliberately wrong. The ex wife
was
dragged though court to the point where she was bordering on bankruptcy
when
things were finally settled. The new girlfriend was just hell bent on
dragging
the ex wife through the mud. Not long after things were settled
legally,
the singer and the girlfriend finally got married. One of the attendees
of
the marriage ceremony also saw the true colors of the bride and
expressed
concern about her and her family’s shady vibe to people around the
singer.
Sadly, she died herself under mysterious circumstances later. The
singer’s
new wife gave birth to several children pretty quickly. She also became
involved
in management decisions for the singer’s career and finances. Rumor
has it that a series of poor decisions were made there including
getting
the singer to invest a large sum of money into a business run by her
family.
Bad idea. Meanwhile, the child with the first wife didn’t see
the singer very much, because the new wife made sure he was touring and
involved
in as many moneymaking projects as possible. The singer also showed off
the
"new" family publicly with no mention of the child back home. Fans
noticed.
When the former wife was forced to go to court about parenting related
issues,
the singer chose to litigate her more and even accused her again of
stealing
his belongings. The ex wife has stayed true to her roots and has not
spoken
out publicly against the singer, even though she’s been bullied and
smeared by him and his new wife for years. She is just trying to raise
her
child in peace. The irony in all this is that this singer also tries to
fund
raise for children’s charities. The people around him laugh behind his
back at the hypocrisy, considering the situation with the child from
the
first marriage. The best part in all this is that the current rumor is
that
he’s met someone else and will be dumping his current wife soon. What
is even funnier is that his current wife and her family are so
financially
shady that the singer has no idea how badly he’s been ripped off. Yet.
So its looking like karma is real and the wrongly accused former wife
is
going to be laughing her ass off when the details about the current
wife
and her family’s financial shenanigans come to light. It will get ugly
too. The current wife and her family will not go quietly and I would
not
be surprised if she exposes and blames the singer publicly for smearing
and
wrongly accusing his former wife.
Singer:
Chris Cornell
Group:
"Soundgarden"
First
wife: Susan Silver also managed "Alice In Chains"
Troll
wife: Vicky Karayiannis
Family:
brother
Nicholas Karayiannis (also known as DJ Nick Blast) and the offspring of
a
renowned New York restaurant executive
Venture:
"Black
Calavados" restaurant, now closed
Lawsuit with ex-wife:
Guitar
collection
Charity:
Chris
and Vicky Cornell Foundation "If Only"
195.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 01/18
1. Which married publicist recently got way too tipsy and was spotted
making
out with one of her clients?
2. Which two female anchors at the same network publicly talk about their immense mutual admiration but privately despise each other with intense spiteful venom? Rachel Maddow & Greta van Sustern (MSNBC)
3. Which handsome actor likes to kiss women in public but privately has a coterie of boyfriends? Leonardo DiCaprio
4. What divorced Hollywood mogul snuck into a smoking area at a Golden Globes party on the Chateau Marmont patio with a blonde for half an hour, even though he doesn’t smoke?
196. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/18
This A-list musician had to pay out for a termination his underage
ghetto
girl recently. It's all okay, though, since the mama knows all about
their
relationship...
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#1**
I love what she is doing. Don’t ever take that lightly. I do have a
problem that this former A- list mostly television actress turned
reality
star is doing all this truth thing but not when it comes to her
marriage
going down in flames and not talking about it. Leah Remini "Leah
Remini:
Scientology and the Aftermath"
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#2**
No amount of money is going to get this foreign born actor who has been
in
some of the biggest movies of all time to go back to this foreign
television
show. He just doesn’t like who this foreign born dual threat A list
actor has become.
Martin
Freeman/Benedict Cumberbatch ("Sherlock")
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#3**
Something very fishy going on with the "pregnancy" of this foreign born
singer/celebrity/reality star with the million last names. Lots of
"leaks,"
to keep up the story, but also lots of reality that doesn’t add up.
Cheryl
Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini/Liam Payne
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#4**
This married foreign born former world champ is trying to hide a
relationship
with a pre-op transsexual.
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#5**
This former movie actress turned fired television actress loves to
pretend
she has a service dog. At a restaurant this week she brought the dog
and
when she couldn’t provide paperwork was asked to remove the dog. She
then left the dog locked up in her car for hours while she partied
away.
Nikki
Reed
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#6**
This A- list actress/writer/producer always talks about showing herself
naturally
without photoshop. That wasn’t the case with a recent cover shoot when
she agreed to a full on airbrushing to within an inch of reality.
Lena
Dunham
(Nylon)
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#7**
Our ginger royal is getting ticked off that his girlfriend is tipping
off
paps where they are headed when they go out. She is all about the
publicity
and can’t wait for that new contract negotiation.
Prince
Harry/Meghan Markle ("Suits")
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#8**
Looks like it could be the end of the road for this foreign born couple
consisting of a former A list actor and a B list singer. He blew off
her
birthday party.
Robert
Pattinson/FKA Twigs (January 16)
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#9**
KINDNESS: This A list NBA player/Olympic Gold medal winner with two
first
names from a small market team didn’t get to eat any dinner last night
because he spent two hours taking photos and signing autographs with
people
ranging in age from 6-80. He didn’t seem to care that he left with only
having taken one or two bites. He was all smiles and laughs.
Paul
George
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#10**
Out of her mind on drugs, this celebrity offspring of a permanent
A+
lister tried her hand at modeling. The good news is she didn’t take
as long to get ready as Mariah Carey and the wasted thing could be
incorporated
into the shoot. Probably not going to get a second chance though.
Paris
Jackson
(Chanel)
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#11**
It is possible a new world record could be set for most pot consumed by
two
lead actors in a movie. That they are both A list is a bonus. Every
second
they are not actually filming they have been taking bong hits and
popping
edibles.
Owen
Wilson/Woody Harrelson ("Lost in London")
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#12**
At this point it looks like there was another woman involved, but one
thing
is for sure, this A list former SI model has been crushed by her long
time
boyfriend who is an A list athlete. Kate Upton/Justin Verlander
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#13**
I guess if you think about the circumstances, this is not really that
far
out there or much of a stretch. This A- list mostly movie actor with
multiple
Academy Award wins/nominations has filmed multiple movies with this B
list
mostly movie actress who is foreign born but doesn’t seem it. She also
has multiple Academy Award nominations/wins. In between films together,
the
couple spent some time with each other. The thing is, that time they
spent
together coincided with a couple of things. A new marriage for him and
a
pregnancy for her. It was not that long after she gave birth that her
partner
left her for the first time and eventually left her for good not that
long
after. Why? Well, the father of the baby is our actor who, because he
had
just got married, decided to stay with his new wife rather than our
actress.
For a time the actress tried to convince her boyfriend he was the
father,
but that went out the window almost immediately. As the child
gets
older, the resemblance to the actor is pretty striking so someone will
probably
say something at some point. Maybe. I mean, the wife still has no idea.
210. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/19
When an actor or actress signs up for a movie role, they're usually
expected
to do as much shameless promotional work as the studio demands. 'It's a
mutually
beneficial agreement,' says my source in marketing at a major Hollywood
studio.
'It's been proven a correlation exists between promotion and box office
receipts.
Listen, I understand when a talent doesn't want to do everything, but
they
should be agreeable to most things. Not [name omitted]. That fucker
didn't
wanna do anything and made it clear in every meeting and every email.'
211.
POPBITCH
01/19
(British blog) Which former men’s magazine cover star had a bit of an
interest in astronomy and
The
Sky at Night, so leapt at the chance to meet its elderly presenter,
Sir
Patrick Moore? The girl in question hit it off so well with the
monocled
old stargazer that all the talk of Andromeda, Hubble and Orion’s Belt
soon led to Sir Patrick unbuckling his own belt – and receiving a
relaxing
bl*wjob from the young fan.
212. NY
DAILY NEWS 01/19
Donald Trump doesn’t need A-listers, anyway. The President-elect
reportedly
shut down negotiations to get a major rock band to perform at one of
the
inaugural balls — a group that is in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
— after learning they wanted more than $1 million. The future POTUS
instructed the committee to keep costs down so that left over money
from
the Inaugural affair could go to charity. More than $90 million was
donated
for the Inauguration and most of the acts already signed on are doing
it
for free or extremely cheap. As of now, Sam Moore and Travis Greene are
set
as the Liberty Ball and Freedom Ball performers, while 3 Doors Down and
Toby
Keith will be the acts for the pre-inauguration affair on Jan. 19.
Jackie
Evancho, 16, is still set to sing the National Anthem for the new
president.
Jennifer Holliday and the B Street Band have both backed out of events
after
receiving extreme backlash. Other performers have not been revealed by
the
committee — likely as to not spark any further controversy.
213.
MR. X
01/19
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This closeted permanent A+ list Broadway actor also
managed
to nab an Oscar nomination and an Emmy Award to go with his Tony
Awards.
Did I mention his closeted wife to whom he was married for over five
decades
also had an Oscar nomination and an Emmy win?
Alfred
Lunt/Lynn Fontanne
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#1**
This momager is so homophobic that she refuses to acknowledge her A
list
reality daughter with a side gig is gay. She keeps hoping it is a phase
and
will release story after story of her dating men in hopes they will
come
true. Kris and Kendall Jenner
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#2**
The years of drug abuse have led to a voice that can no longer sing.
This
former A list singer is done making music. She has tried to make
comebacks
but the body won’t allow it any longer. She says her retirement is by
choice but it isn’t.
Anita
Baker
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#3**
For her next round, this former Disney actress promises to release sex
videos
of her ex-boyfriends with other guys.
Bella
Thorne
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#4**
This former tweener turned drug user turned adult A-/B+list singer
doesn’t
make cash like she needs to support her lifestyle so she is in Dubai
making
ends meet so to speak.
Jessie
J
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#5**
Trying to avoid being known as a giver to Scientology? If you are this
A
list couple, you give to a different organization who takes a cut
before
passing along the remainder to Scientology. I’m not sure giving to the
first option is any better PR wise.
Will
and Jada Smith (Nation of Islam)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#6**
Originally this A+ list singer agreed to do this former A+ list singer
turned
A- lister turned actress a huge favor during a performance. Now? Not so
much.
The A+ lister heard what the A- list singer had in mind and ran away
quickly.
No controversy ever for the A+ lister.
Beyoncé/Lady
Gaga (Super Bowl half-time performance)
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#7**
That Adderall really kicked in last night right when this A- list
mostly
movie actress gave her speech. It is how she lost the baby weight so
quickly
too. She will say diet and exercise to keep those possible cover
stories
coming in, but it was Adderall.
Blake
Lively ("People’s Choice Awards")
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#8**
Strange, but true. This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has a
new
movie out now after what seems like years had sex with the ancient
boyfriend
of this former child actress about a month ago when they met for work.
Our
former A+ lister was also a child actress. Michelle Williams (in
Paris)/Richard Sachs/Ashley Olsen
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#9**
This B list mostly movie actor who is married to someone much higher on
the
list is doing press for a new movie. You could tell that he is really
doing
poorly health wise and had trouble making it through the entire slate
of
interviews set for him. For a guy who has made his fame with his looks
and
body rather than his not so great acting, this is quite the difference.
So
young too.
Joe
Manganiello/Sofía Vergara ("Smurfs: The Lost Village")
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#10**
This foreign born former boy bander has been cheating on his
multi-hyphenated
celebrity girlfriend. He is back hitting the booze hard again too.
Liam
Payne/Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#11**
This barely there celebrity was all set to cash in on a nice weekly
paycheck
to be the girlfriend of this permanent A list "singer." Too bad his
girlfriend
had to ruin the whole thing. The gig paid $250K a year. I think the
"singer"
thinks they all stay with her out of love.
Britney
Spears
(Sam
Asghari/Femme X MB designer Morgan Osman)
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#12**
This foreign born recently deceased celebrity was once a member of an
extremely
famous A+ family. To say he was socially ambitious is an
understatement.
He came by it naturally, since his mother was one of the most ruthless
social
climbers of her generation. After marrying young and giving birth to
our
celebrity and his sibling, their mother decided her husband was not
ambitious
or rich enough — and decided to trade him in for someone with much more
wealth and social status, which she did. After marrying up, she also
had
children with the new, very rich husband. Those "new’ children were
always the children she presented to the world– while consigning the
older children from the first marriage to the sidelines. (She referred
to
the first set of kids as "the ugly kids".) This celebrity’s father was
a bit more caring towards his children but also troubled. He was
married
multiple times, including a marriage to a woman who was decades younger
than
he was. Coming from this background really affected our celebrity- and
as
a result, he developed into an extremely calculating, charming, and
ambitious
social climber himself. This bit of information about his personality
traits
are no secret, nor is the fact that he was bisexual. He was certainly
not
shy about sleeping with whichever women (or men) that could further his
ambitions, which eventually took him to the very, very top of the
societal
food chain. To say our celebrity’s love life was tangled and tragic
is an understatement. There are many, many stories about him, but some
of
the lesser known stories involve the children he fathered out of
wedlock.
The first child was conceived just before our celebrity married a
woman,
who was at that time probably one of the most well known women in the
world.
In fact, this child was born at almost the same time that the wedding
took
place. What is more sad, is our celebrity would not consent to a
paternity
test for nearly four decades. The child, (that point now an adult), had
heard
rumors for years that the man who raised them was not their father
biologically.
(A DNA test later confirmed this.) What is even more twisted is our
celebrity
used to regularly visit the child’s family home when they were growing
up, and the child did not suspect he was actually their real father
until
years later. The best part of this story is the circumstance in which
this
child was supposedly conceived. The pregnancy is said to have been the
result
of a relationship triangle– a weekend filled with alcohol, poppers and
a liaison between our celebrity, a male friend and his compliant wife.
The
best part is that the male friend (who eventually raised the
aforementioned
child as their own), was due to play an important role in the wedding
of
our celebrity– and was forced to cancel at the last minute due to the
impending birth of the child. No one is really certain how many lovers
(male
or female) this celebrity actually had during his lifetime, but what IS
known
is that he was very popular in gay circles. He was always coy about his
links
to men, but was not shy about his female conquests, of which there were
many.
People who knew the celebrity back in the day claim that the real love
of
his life was a beautiful girl who was from a different race. He was
said
to be very much in love with this young woman, but she was deemed
completely
unacceptable by his mother due to her ethnicity and lack of wealth and
social
standing. Our celebrity dumped this girl shortly before his high
profile
engagement was announced. She was totally unaware (and devastated to
learn)
that he had been having a secret relationship with this other very
famous
woman while seeing her at the same time. Of course, eventually that
high
profile marriage ended in divorce, but our celebrity’s proclivities
did not. He kept a mistress on the side for several decades. It is said
that
this mistress became depressed after spending the holidays alone one
year,
and subsequently committed suicide. Our celebrity did eventually get
married
again, but he was not faithful to the second wife either. That marriage
came
to an end after it was revealed that he’d fathered yet another child
with a different woman on the side. He apparently was never involved
with
that particular child and never saw them prior to his death. The
official
cause of this celebrity’s death was given as one illness–but the
rumor that has been floating around is that the real underlying cause
of
death was caused by something else.
Deceased
celebrity: Antony Armstrong-Jones, 1st Earl of Snowdon
A+ family: Queen Elizabeth’s sister Princess Margaret, Countess of
Snowdon
Illegitimate child: Polly Fry
Father who raised her: Jeremy Fry
First real love: Jacqui Chan
Mistress who committed suicide: Ann Hills
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#1**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress got dumped by the guy
she
cheated on her longtime actor boyfriend with. She got dumped even
though
she agreed to a mostly secret relationship just so he could keep having
sex
with groupies and co-stars. Diane Kruger/Norman Reedus/Joshua
Jackson
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#2**
It’s her own fault really. This A list mostly movie actress who is an
Academy Award winner/nominee brings out the kids stories and then gets
testy
when she is asked questions off script about the kids. She has surface
answers,
but when someone asks a followup like the other day she loses it
because
her web of lies starts to unravel.
Nicole
Kidman
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#3**
If you ask anyone on the show, what it is about, they will give you one
completely different answer than when you ask them on the record for an
interview. No one wants a lawsuit.
"The
Arrangement"
(Tom
Cruise/Katie Holmes/Scientology)
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#4**
It was paps working for the big bad tabloid on the block that started
asking
the awful questions. The tabloid just hopes no one finds out.
Chrissy
Teigen (TMZ - paparazzo refers to John Legend as a monkey)
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#5**
I love how the tabloids are willing to identify by name the boyfriend
of
this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor but still try and sell the
whole
straight thing. I’m not asking you to out either one of them, but just
don’t tell another story you know not to be true.
Bradley
Cooper/Jason Walsh (Just Jared)
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#6**
In a hotel lobby, this barely legal teen was in tears and not wearing
many
clothes. Apparently she forgot to call this former A list mostly movie
actor/Academy Award winner/nominee who is the lesser known actor in the
family
"Daddy" when they were having sex and he threw her out. She had no way
to
get back to LA.
Jon
Voight
(in
Washington, D.C. for Donald Trump inauguration)
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#7**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family that will
always
have more money from something other than acting cheated on her
boyfriend
with one actor she met on set. She took the boyfriend back for a few
weeks
and then crushed him again when she started hooking up with an actor on
a
new movie who is one of the best friends of the first actor she hooked
up
with. Whispers of a threesome with both actors is also being talked
about
by crew from the latter movie.
Actress:
Rooney Mara (her mother's family founded the Pittsburgh Steelers and
her
father's family founded the New York Giants)
Boyfriend: Charlie McDowell
Actor one: Casey Affleck ("A Ghost Story")
Actor two: Joaquin Phoenix ("Mary Magdalene")
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#8**
This former Nickelodeon actress had to have sex with a producer of this
award
show to be featured in it. She is not usually the casting couch type.
Victoria Justice ("Teen Choice Awards 2016")
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#9**
That manufactured group that is down to 4 has not cut down in their
drug
use. Anyway, one of the members hooked up with a married guy the other
night.
They went back to his place, in his marital bed and our singer passed
out
cold. The next morning, with the wife headed home, he could not get her
awake.
He finally did and she puked everywhere in the bed and floor. And yes,
the
guy got busted, and yes, his wife went to a friend’s house that night.
Lauren
Jauregui/"Fifth Harmony"/People’s Choice Awards
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#10**
No one will pay her quote for a movie any longer. Oh, sure, they will
pay
it for one of those ensemble acting movies where her role is minor.
They
pro rate her fee. It works out well. However, her biggest offers now
are
for half of what she used to command. Her movies are bombs and she is
not
who she was. So, when she spins you a yarn about why she is doing new
things,
the truth is she has no choice because she won’t let her ego take a
reduced fee for film.
Jennifer
Aniston
(return
to TV)
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#11**
The holdout to getting this movie reunion made is the foreign born
actress
who needs it the most. Her new movie will be huge, but no thanks to
her.
She was a huge pain as usual and needs to get in the good graces of
producers
again to get more work. A reunion movie could do that. Instead, she is
giving
the whole my craft has evolved thing.
Emma
Watson
("Beauty and the Beast")/J.K. Rowling’s "Harry Potter and the Cursed
Child"
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#12**
The coke use is strong with this B+ list mostly movie actress starring
in
a second franchise with the same actor in both.
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#13**
1980’s- If you were a female extra on this hit network show featuring
multiple female leads, you could expect one of those female leads to
hit
on you the entire week until you were willing to spend time in her
trailer
with her. If you didn’t sleep with her, she would have you thrown off
the set. Mindy Cohn ("Facts of Life")
1990’s – This 90210 actor made women he slept with use a penis pump on him. Ian Ziering
2000’s – This actress has not worked since a show went off the air a decade ago. She was in her mid teens and working on two shows simultaneously. She was sexually assaulted on both and walked away from acting. One was a pay cable show.
2010’s – This cable show landed almost two handfuls of Emmy nominations/wins in its fairly short run. The lead actor, who has a new movie about to be released got mad at a recurring guest star because she wouldn’t sleep with him and then had her fired and spread the word around town she is a drug addict (she isn’t) and would ruin any production she was hired for. Since then, she has struggled to find work.
239. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/20
Dr. Phil must've worked his magic. Trump made a lot of enemies over his
campaigning, but this former enemy is an enemy no more. 'He's serving
as
an unofficial adviser,' says the source. 'They've actually grown pretty
close.'
Mitt
Romney
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#1**
That whole bearding thing didn’t last very long for this former model
turned commercial actress turned escort/celebrity. She gave him a
discount
because she thought it would bring her more fame. Nope. At this point
she
might as well post an ad for as subtle as she is being.
Charlotte
McKinney/Stephen Dorff
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#2**
I do wonder sometimes just how much this foreign born former celebrity
turned
actress turned celebrity turned reality star charges for making these
international house calls of hers.
Pamela
Anderson (Canada) (celebrity - "Playboy") (actress - "Baywatch")
(reality
- "Dancing With the Stars")/visits to Julian Assange
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#3**
This former A list three named actress not named Sarah Michelle Gellar
is
cheating on her husband. Honestly, it was just a matter of time. She is
pretty
much at a personal record for the length of this relationship.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#4**
This foreign born closeted A list athlete everyone knows made a
pilgrimage
to Barney’s to visit a woman who works there. I have written about her
before. She makes the changing room experience of closeted female
shoppers
a very special experience. You do have to spend a certain amount of
money
and also give her a very generous tip.
Maria
Sharapova
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#1**
She never came out, but this former A list rapper has had girlfriends
dating
back two decades. Surprising even herself though, she fell in love and
is
marrying a guy and now is telling friends she never really liked women
but
thought she did.
MC
Lyte
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#2**
This foreign born long time game show host is married and old. It
doesn’t
stop him from picking up as many women as possible every chance he
gets.
He is also not shy about telling women they should stay at home and let
men
do all the work. Alex Trebeck ("Jeopardy")
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#3**
This substance abusing B+ list mostly television actress on a middling
network
show from that guy who has several shows on the same family of networks
says
she was sexually assaulted by this B+ list singer/actor. Totally
believe
her because the way she described it is how he assaults many women. Emma
Roberts/Jared Leto
246. MR.
X 01/22
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who was
probably
the biggest actor on the planet at one point in time lived with another
actor.
He didn’t even try and hide their relationship but the studios hid it
for him by linking him with different women every few weeks and moving
them
into apartments next door to him or in the same complex.
Cary
Grant
(PROBABLY
Randolph Scott)
247. LAINEY
GOSSIP 01/23
There’s all kinds of work to be done before starting on a movie. In
addition to preparing for the role, many roles require the actor to get
into
shape physically. Your first assumption here is to think that means
working
out. Most of the time. Some of the time it’s about your face. And this
is not just the women. Before starting on his upcoming blockbuster,
producers
were concerned after test shots that he looked too unnatural and puffy.
They
asked him, rather directly, to have his fillers dissolved. It’s an
action
movie after all, he can’t be looking dewy and plump like he’s at
the spa while he’s doing all those action sequences. In order to speed
up the process he first switched over to a detox diet to lean out and
then
he went back to the doctor to deflate his face. In my opinion he’s
really
better off for it. So, just in case you didn’t already know, in
Hollywood,
the actors are doing it and OVER doing it just as much as the
actresses.
Tom
Cruise
("M:I 6 - Mission Impossible")
248. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/23
It's a move David Bowie notably pulled in the 80's and now this A-list
singer
is looking to try her hand at acting. 'It's something she's dabbled in
before,'
says the source, 'but it's all she talks about now ever since she's
seen
Emma Stone's performance in La La Land.' I would expect fireworks from
her
most faithful at the announcement.
Katy
Perry
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#1**
Don’t believe the spin. This foreign born A list athlete in his tiny
corner of the athletic world had cyber sex with multiple men each day,
not
just one random guy in seven months. Oh, and just because he is back
with
his boyfriend doesn’t mean he he has stopped.
Tom
Daley (Dustin Lance Black)
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#2**
The husband of this very very recent controversial singer is undergoing
a
transition from male to female and hasn’t even told his wife which
should
show you how close they are.
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#3**
I don’t think anyone expected either of these two female A+ list
singers
to attend the Women’s March and they didn’t. Record sales are number
one in their books. Our favorite rehab singer wasn’t there either
because,
you know, using was way more important.
Taylor
Swift/Beyoncé/Selena Gomez
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#4**
The almost network superhero and the co-star you want him to be with
continue
to be on the rocks. Sharp jagged rocks. Even though his marriage came
thisclose
to splitting, he and his wife are apparently trying to have another
baby
and it wouldn’t shock me if something happened to the co-star. Stephen
Amell/Emily Bett Rickards ("Arrow")
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#5**
This former franchise actress turned movie bomb maker booked the deal
to
host this late night show long ago. She thought she would be up for an
Oscar
and this would be an in front of your face voter moment. Nope.
Kristen
Stewart ("Certain Women")/hosting SNL on February 4
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#6**
This former A list mostly movie actor from a very hit cable show turned
mediocre
movie actor has been running nonstop women through his condo in
Sundance.
Just epic numbers.
Jon
Hamm
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#7**
This celebrity offspring thought her name would get her an invite to
this
fashion show in Paris. Nope. The daughter if a permanent A+ lister had
to
drop $50K on merchandise and use her last name to get an invite to the
show.
Paris
Jackson
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#8**
This former child actress who is a celebrity offspring has had quite
the
adult career too. Kind of seems right up her alley to be pregnant and
no
one having any idea who the dad is. Co-star or musician would be my
guess.
Drew Barrymore (Timothy Olyphant/Fabrizio Moretti)
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#9**
This character on an almost network superhero show not named Arrow or
Flash
has been in the news for who she is dating. Now, she is also shaving a
few
years off her real age. Reason? The role and the boyfriend have
producers
interested so, that IMDb age has been cut by a few years.
Floriana
Lima ("Supergirl")/Casey Affleck
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#10**
Some revenge yesterday at the NFC Championship game for the cast of
this
troubled franchise who got back at some a-hole members of one of the
teams
involved who were even bigger a-holes when they filmed a cameo with the
cast
a few years ago. The good news is it also brought together what has
been
a very divided cast.
Franchise:
"Pitch 3"
Cast: Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Chrissie Fit, Ester Dean,
and
Kelley Jakle
Team they rooted for: Atlanta Falcons
Team that filmed a cameo in "Pitch Perfect 2":
Green
Bay Packers
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#11**
This A- list mostly television actor with multiple Emmy
wins/nominations
from a very hit long running network show has become obsessed with as
many
youth treatments and botox and anything else he can lay his hands on.
He
saw himself on some commercials he filmed and hated his look since.
Jim
Parsons ("The Big Bang Theory")
("Intel"
commercial)
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#12**
This pay cable talk show host is being called out for living in a glass
house
and forgetting about all the women he groped and grabbed over the years
and
many things he made them do just so they could have a chance at being
with
him.
Bill
Maher
(criticized
President Trump over his infamous "grab them by the p****"
remarks)
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#13**
This permanent A list rock star has had a certain public image for
years.
He doesn’t really try to dispute that image, but it’s not entirely
accurate in terms of who he really is as a private individual. The
stories
about this guy’s excesses are legendary, but there are other stories
about him that the average person may not be aware of. In spite of his
hedonistic
image, our rock star is actually a big romantic and on the scale of
things,
has had relatively few romantic partners. Most his romances have been
serious
relationships. During his childhood, he grew up with a very unstable
home
situation and because of that, always has had a soft heart in spite of
his
tough guy image. Some people have also characterized this soft spot as
being
gullible and had trouble escaping bad relationships. This pattern
repeated
itself and led to drug and alcohol abuse. Early in his career, he met
and
fell in love with a woman that everyone considered an unlikely pairing.
This
did not stop our rock star who carried on the relationship in secret
for
quite some time. Because of schedules and other pressures and all those
things
publicists say are the demise of relationships, it ended, but our
singer
still carried a torch for her. Not a flame, because then you would
think
it was an eternal flame and this was somehow Bangles related. They
remained
friends. At some point in time, the woman moved on to another
relationship.
A relationship where she was beaten and abused. When our rock star
found
out, he helped this woman get out of the situation by purchasing her a
house
and also helped her and her children financially and remain close to
this
day. Our rock star did find someone else to love. The bad part for him
is
that she cheated on him with his business manager. The pain from that
situation
drove our rock star into a very dangerous period of hard drug use. He
was
very lonely and volatile during this period and eventually hit rock
bottom.
He realized he needed to get himself cleaned up before he ended up
dead,
which he was finally able to do. Shortly after getting clean, he met a
new
woman and fell in love with her very quickly. She came from a very
different
background than him– and her family was horrified when they found out
who she was dating. Her father and brother were so alarmed that they
made
arrangements (not to be confused with the television program The
Arrangement
which wink wink has nothing to do with Tom and Katie) for the rock star
to
come over to meet them, with the intention of demanding that he stay
away
from her. These male family members were very protective of the
girlfriend
because her mother had left the family when she was young and her
father
and brother had raised her alone after that. So, our rock star agreed
to
meet with the girlfriend’s male family members and hoped he could show
them what a great guy he was. The girlfriend’s brother was a police
officer and laid his gun on the kitchen table to make his point. In
what
seemed like a good idea at the time, booze was combined with weaponry
and
before you know it, everyone was old friends. All that went out the
window
when the rock star said he wanted to marry the daughter. The dad, had
an
idea. The rock star could marry the daughter if one million dollars was
deposited
into a bank account. Our rock star agreed but told the family the
daughter
could never learn about it. The money was deposited and the marriage
went
ahead. Not long after the marriage, the father of the girlfriend was
diagnosed
with a terminal illness and our rock singer spent a great deal of time
and
money making sure his final days were comfortable. To this day, the
wife
still has no idea that she was basically bought.
Rock star:
Chris
Cornell ("Audioslave" and "Soundgarden")
Unstable home situation:
Karen
Cornell, his psychic mother
Unlikely pairing:
1st
wife Susan Silver and child Lillian Jean
New woman:
Vicky
Karayiannis (daughter Toni and son Christopher Nicholas)
262. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/24
The Academy Award nominations were announced today and although there
were
pleasant surprises for some, there were upsets for others. It's nothing
unique
and new. The vast majority of people who think they're going to be
nominated
and miss out end up with hurt feelings. Last year was no different. A
B-list
actress was heartbroken about missing out, but the thing is... She
wasn't
even in contention. '[name omitted] is just very emotional,' says my
perfect
source, 'and not getting nominated for yet another year just cemented
her
opinion that her career was dying.' Kristen Stewart (2016/"Clouds
of Sils
Maria") (2017/("Certain Women")
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#1**
Apparently we are all just going to ignore the erratic behavior brought
on
by drug use and excessive partying of this foreign born A- list mostly
television
actress on a hit network show. I would say she is a big candidate for
an
overdose unless she gets help.
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#2**
As is the case whenever he goes out of town, this A- list mostly
television
actor from a hit pay cable show who is going to be in a superhero
franchise
soon has been cheating on his wife. Where he is now he considers
particularly
fertile ground. It is basically where he found his fame.
Jason
Momoa
(Lisa Bonet) ("Game of Thrones") ("Aquaman") ("Stargate Atlantis"
filmed
in Canada/"Frontier" filmed in Canada)
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#3**
Wine and pregnancy in such quantities don’t really mix. This former
child actress turned franchise actress turned television actress should
know
this. I think though that she hates the situation in which she has
found
herself and has gone back to drinking. Kirsten Dunst ("Interview
With
the Vampire") ("Spider-Man") ("Fargo")
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#4**
So many gigs during Fashion Week skipped for this celebrity offspring
model
because she can’t get her drug use under control. This is going to be
a career gone in a flash. Moving on from coke to heroin like her loser
boyfriend,
probably not the best idea.
Paris
Jackson
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#5**
As is their custom, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who
does
have a long long running movie franchise was on a cover of a magazine
this
month. She says none of the two page "interview" actually came from her
mouth.
At this point they are a monthly "get people to your movie or tv
show"magazine
when it comes to cover stories.
Kate
Beckinsale
("Shape")
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#6**
This closeted celebrity offspring/actor was filmed during one of his
hookups
with a guy in a park bathroom out of the country. The guy’s friend was
in the stall next to them with a cell phone. Blackmailing to follow.
Scott
Eastwood (in Australia)
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#7**
The child of this A list model/part-time reality star wanted a cupcake.
The
mom said no because the mom was not allowed any during her childhood so
the
child was not going to be allowed any either. The store clerk said it
was
an incredibly sad exchange.
Heidi
Klum
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#8**
I think a divorce announcement would rock the world and their brands so
I
guess these two foreign born permanent A list celebrities will just
continue
to lead separate lives. Well, he lives them with other women. She keeps
hoping
he will come back to her full-time and not just for photo ops.
David
and Victoria Beckham
271..
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a long running cable show
played
too many of her cards too fast and is now having trouble holding on to
her
foreign born permanent A+ list celebrity boyfriend. Meghan
Markle/Prince
Harry
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#10**
This foreign born three named model/wannabe actress who has casting
couched
for the only roles she has managed to snag got into a big bloody fight
with
this foreign born actress Oscar winner on a movie they worked on
together.
It turns out the three named actress tried to f**k the director which
is
a no no in our Oscar winner’s book. Our Oscar winner didn’t sleep
with him at the time because she was dating someone but did provide him
with
plenty of women and there was no way the model/actress was going to be
one
of them.
Movie: "Mad Max: Fury Road"
Model/wannabe actress: Rosie Huntington Whiteley
Oscar winner: Charlize Theron
Director: George Miller
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actress from an acting family who is still a
teen
has not even kissed a guy since she was raped on the set of a movie a
few
years ago. She is finally ready to speak out about the whole thing. Joey
King; Elle Fanning
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#12**
This long running almost network reality show with a new host would
often
have shooting days four or five times longer than any other season just
because
of the amount of drugs and partying the new host does even on set.
Rita
Ora/"America's Next Top Model" (cycle 23) (probably why she wasn’t
asked
back for another season)
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#13**
Lets say you are an athlete in the closet and you want to get to know
an
athlete who you have heard is also in the closet. How do you broach the
subject
of hooking up? Apparently there is a new code phrase. Lets play some
video
games. Most athletes play video games. It is something they do in their
down
time and is not out of the ordinary. So, what better way to disguise a
hookup.
The thing is though, it can seem strange to suddenly see a closeted A
list
NFL player randomly trying to meet up with an athlete from a different
sport
who is also very successful. They had never met and never spoke to each
other.
The only things they shared in common are sports and being in the
closet.
So, a little Tweet asking if they want to come over to play video games
has
turned into a full blown love affair. The tennis player has been down
in
the dumps since he split with his doubles partner/lover so this was the
perfect
fit.
Odell
Beckham Jr./Jack Sock
276. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/25
We need a mediator, a lawyer and a negotiator. Insiders are predicting
salary
negotiations for next season of this A list show are going to be out of
control
with each member of the ensemble possessing a list of demands. 'It'll
be
a bloodbath,' one insider whispers. 'Fortunately it's no longer my
department.'
'There's beef between the cast and everyone else right about now,'
whispers
someone on the other side, 'because they know what time it is.'
"The
Walking Dead"
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#1**
Apparently winning an Oscar nomination has not stopped the bizarre
behavior
of this actress who is out of the country and besides acting entitled
has
seemed wasted on something pretty much the entire time.
Nicole
Kidman (Paris Fashion Week)
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#2**
This Russian model/actress is in Paris and kept trying to dodge the
tongue
of the guy who was enjoying her company. She looked happy to be going
to
the show, but not how she got there.
Olga
Kurylenko
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list singer fired one of her new assistants
because
they wouldn’t go pick up her coke.
Rihanna
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#4**
She doesn’t work very much any longer, but this B list mostly movie
actress you all know lives off her past movies and roles which you all
know.
She is trying to get pregnant, but the drug situation is not helping.
Her
boyfriend doesn’t know what she does all day when the kid(s) is/are
at school.
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#5**
This foreign born dual threat B+ list actress who also tries her hand
at
a side gig is cheating as per usual on her celebrity girlfriend. The
per
usual is how she treats most of her girlfriends.
Ruby
Rose/Jessica Origliasso
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#6**
Unless they (A list permanent celebrities) want their child to end up a
drug
addled mess who also gets the gift that keeps on giving from a possible
future
threesome partner, they should really do their best to talk him out of
his
current romance.
Brooklyn
Beckham (David and Victoria)/Sofia Richie (Paris Hilton)
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#7**
This long time B+ list mostly movie actress has finally landed a
superhero
franchise. She also has a new girlfriend that our closeted actress is
trying
unsuccessfully to keep hidden while on vacation.
Jessica
Chastain ("Painkiller Jane")
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#8**
This former network actress turned "please give me some made for tv
schlock
to keep me relevant" had already done a bunch of work to look like her
porno/reality star idol. The new work though has left her
unrecognizable
and even less likely to get new acting work.
Naya
Rivera
(Kim
Kardashian)
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#9**
Biggest celebrity fight of the week? According to a trainer it was this
A-
list mostly movie actress who railed for 10 minutes against her A+ list
actor
husband because he didn’t get an Oscar nomination. She had even already
arranged for a dress and that he better still get a Vanity Fair party
invite.
The guy sold his soul the past six months so I’m not sure how much more
he could have done.
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds ("Dead Pool")
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#10**
This very briefly A list singer who is a celebrity offspring was asked
to
stop doing bumps of coke with his girlfriend while eating at a
restaurant.
People were whispering and trying to get photos. Robin Thicke/April
Love
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#11**
It is still iffy if this former A+ list mostly television actor turned
A+
list train wreck and former A+ list woman beater will get a spot on a
reality
show. In addition to a seven figure fee, he wants a guarantee they will
cast
someone who will have sex with him. That might be a tough thing to do.
Charlie
Sheen
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#12**
Lost in the shuffle the past month or two is this former A+ list
celebrity.
All of you know her name so I guess she still has A+ list name
recognition.
Last year it looked like she would continue her 15 minutes and also
find
a way to keep on bringing in money to her secret slush funds of cash.
Now?
Not so much? She got into a private war with the man who was her main
backer.
She lost a couple of her high paying gigs in front of cameras. She also
burned
a lot of bridges when she chose the side of the man who has now
banished
her. Money is drying up quickly. She has massive bills on the home
front
because she pays the bills for countless family members. At least one
of
those family members is in trouble legally and PR wise and is always
needing
people paid off for things he has done. There has been quiet talk about
marrying
off one of her children to a very wealthy man who could restore the
fortunes
of this now crumbling empire.
A+ list celebrity: Sarah Palin
Main backer:
"super
PAC" lawyer Dan Backer
Man who banished her:
Donald
Trump (slammed his Carrier Deal as ‘Crony Capitalism’)
(A
Brief Timeline of Palin Family Drama)
289. UK
BLIND ITEM 01/25
The celeb, known to millions, paid £18,500 to drug addict Alex Garrigan
over the course of six months to keep him quiet. A TV & radio star
was
blackmailed by a drug addict who threatened to reveal his alleged
fetish
for being trampled on during cocaine-fuelled sex sessions with male
prostitutes,
a court heard. The celeb, known to millions, paid £18,500 to Alex
Garrigan,
26, over the course of six months to keep him quiet. Garrigan, a
dad-of-two,
had had a "financial sexual relationship" with the star for three
years,
a court heard. He would pay between £80 to £100 a session to be
"trampled" on by Garrigan, a court was told. The fetish involved him
either
walking or sitting on the celeb's body. But Garrigan, from London, then
threatened to reveal details of the star's "sordid sessions".
Prosecutor
Paul Fairley told Croydon Crown Court: "The allegations related to
cocaine-fuelled sex sessions, debts arising out of those, using rent
boys,
etc, etc, spending £2,000 a week on these so-called - as it was put
- ‘sordid sessions’." In one email Garrigan wrote: "If I ain’t
got my f****** money, I’m going to start putting posters up everywhere
as well. Is it really worth all this?" The victim went to police who
discovered
Garrigan, a crack cocaine addict, was also blackmailing a teacher. He
was
jailed for four-and-a-half years. It comes as a number of celebrities
have
been targeted by sex tape leaks. A number of high-profile celebrities,
including
Calum Best and Celebrity runner-up Joel Dommett, have recently had
their
videos - made with female models over Skype - leaked on porn sites. Now
others
fear they could be next. The Sun claims a former England footballer, a
BBC
presenter, a Hollywood actor and a former X Factor star are "panicked"
that
their own footage could make its way online.
TV & radio star: Nick Grimshaw
England footballer:
BBC presenter: Graham Norton
Hollywood actor:
X Factor star:
290.
POPBITCH
01/26
We’ve heard about international tennis stars shacking up with sheikhs
in Dubai before – but it’s never usually for free, and it’s
certainly never a male player. So what we’re hearing about one
well-known
family man can’t really be true. Can it? Roger Federer;
Novak
Djokovic
291. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/26
If you don't look good, we don't look good! Apparently that infamous
mantra
rings true for this A-list actor, who insists on an insanely expensive
'hair
team' in every movie contract in the land of Hollywood. Nobody knows
why
he insists on the secretive glam squad. Speculation ranges from
protecting
a hair transplant to hiding a receding hairline to keeping a beautiful
mistress
on the team. Either way, the entire team has a NDA with the star.
Ben
Affleck
292.
MEDIATAKEOUT
01/26
MediaTakeOut.com just got some SHOCKING and EXPLOSIVE tea – a very
popular
actress/singer has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia. We spoke with a
former
friend of the beauty who told us, "[NAME REDACTED] has been suffering
from
mental illness for some time. Everyone knew, but now that she’s getting
older it’s getting worse." The insider, who is worried for the young
woman’s health and well-being added, "She was taking medication, but
she said that it messed with her ‘creative spirit’ so she stopped.
Now she’s spiraling out of control." We’re told that BEHIND THE
SCENES the 20-something African-American starlet is OUT OF CONTROL.
Sometimes
doesn’t even make any sense – if someone doesn’t help her
– it will end very badly. Given the very sensitive nature of these
claims,
we’ve decided to leave this as a BLIND ITEM. Keke Palmer
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#1**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress is on a hit network show.
Apparently,
when she gave an interview yesterday she asked that no questions be
asked
about her two married co-stars.
Bellamy
Young (Kerry Washington & Tony Goldwin "Scandal")
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#2**
This former One Direction member was spotted on his knees servicing
another
man orally in a club bathroom the other night.
Liam
Payne
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#3**
This former child/tween mostly movie actress turned fairly unsuccessful
adult
actress used all of her muscle power to smile through her plastic
surgery
while she talked about her new project.
Christina
Ricci ("Z: The Beginning of Everything")
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#4**
Apparently she is just so casual about it that people assumed she is no
longer
married. This rhyming A list model who is married has been publicly
hooking
up with someone other than her husband the past week. Karolina
Kurkova
(Archie Drury); Coco Rocha (James Conran)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#5**
This former B+ list singer turned actress turned reality star turned
actress
who everyone seems to know who reads online tabloids, has a new
threesome
partner for bookings after her long time celebrity/actress bff started
working
exclusively with one guy.
Christina
Milian/Karrueche Tran/James Harden
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#6**
From the beginning of the film to now, this foreign born A list mostly
movie
actress who is an Academy Award winner still does not get along with
several
of her multiple co-stars. She does seem better about the mess that her
marriage
has become.
Cate
Blanchett ("Ocean’s Eight)
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#7**
I hope our former tweener turned multiple rehabber adult singer/bad
actress
was not expecting her boyfriend/hookup partner for tracks to stay
faithful.
He was definitely hooking up with multiple people at his place in LA
the
other night.
Selena
Gomez/The Weeknd
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#8**
I told you this foreign born former A list singer turned stay at home
dad
turned singer turned publicized divorce to his wife turned singer got
engaged
to another man. Well, now he is wearing a wedding band, so perhaps the
wedding
has already happened.
Gavin
Rossdale (Gwen Stefani)
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#9**
This former A++ list mostly movie actor outlived predictions, but even
he
knows he is on his last legs. He wants one more moment of glory, so,
much
like Debbie Reynolds is auctioning off all his memorabilia so the world
will
reflect on his career.
Burt
Reynolds
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#10**
This B list actor is everywhere. Television, movies and Broadway. Every
single
child above the age of 3 knows who he is. In a way. Anyway, he is not
on
the friend’s list with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress
who is in what will now probably be a never ending franchise that has
been
going on for 40+ years. Apparently he played a joke on her which she
did
not find funny. She loathed it and yelled at our actor for a good half
hour
and even tried to have him fired. She tells everyone how much she
despises
the guy.
Actor:
Josh Gad (Olaf "Frozen")
Actress: Daisy Ridley ("Star Wars")
Current movie: "Murder on the Orient Express"
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#11**
This permanent A list R&B legend apparently kicked her new
boyfriend
in the balls when he wasn’t expecting it and had not done anything
wrong.
While he was writing on the ground on pain she said she did it to tell
him
there would be much worse things that happen to him if he steps out on
her.
Mary
J
Blige/Jason
Mitchell
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#12**
The PR people of this B list mostly movie actress pulled out all the
stops
to get her in the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue. The actress was
definitely
not a first choice or even in the top 20 choices.
Dakota
Fanning
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#13**
As soon as I typed Dangerous Game I was back in high school reading The
Most
Dangerous Game. Did you have to read that? Do people still have to read
it?
Has anyone seen the movie from back in the 30’s? Anyway, this is not
about some guy who fell off a boat and is hunted. That being said
though,
people who have crossed paths with this guy have been killed. Multiple
people.
So, you have this former A+ list rapper who owes his soul basically at
this
point to our enforcer who is an A+ lister himself. Barring a miracle,
there
is no way at this point our former A+ list rapper is ever going to pay
off
his debt to the enforcer. No chance. I don’t care if he sells 20
million
records and goes on tour for the next three years straight, it just
won’t
happen. Until the day he dies, a large percentage of his income will go
to
the enforcer. So, much like a prisoner serving life without possibility
of
parole our former A+ lister has nothing to lose with his game. He is
blackmailing
the enforcer. Every little secret that could crush his empire, the
former
A+ lister is threatening to do. He already threw an opening salvo by
leaking
the real reason the enforcer’s significant other received multiple
nominations outside the usual process. The thing is, our former A+
lister
also knows who was bumped to make room for the enforcer’s significant
other and is also threatening to tell that person. That would be a huge
blowup.
If done correctly, all of this could be front page stuff. Our former A+
lister
wants to renegotiate his deal. If it doesn’t come, you are going to
see some jaw dropping things come out. Oh, and our former A+ lister has
never
shown a tendency to play by the rules. The thing is though, maybe the
enforcer
arranges a little accident for the former A+ lister. Make it look like
a
suicide. Would anyone not believe the scenario.
A+ list rapper: Kanye West
A+ enforcer: Jay Z
Enforcer’s significant other: Beyoncé
306. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/27
Finally... This former A-lister has found a good place in their life.
After
all the drugs and alcohol and legal problems, they're considered to be
stable
by the people around them. 'This is the best [name omitted] has been
for
likely a decade,' whispers a friend. 'I pray that it lasts.' As do we
all.
Lindsay Lohan
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#1**
This permanent A list entertainer has been taking a lot of pills again
and
is not only paranoid but close to death. She has been giving away items
to
friends and telling everyone she has just a short time to live.
Liza
Minnelli
(moved
mother Judy Garland’s body to L.A. so she, brother and sister can
buried
next to her)
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#2**
Our favorite former tweener turned drug addict overdosed two nights ago
and
was rushed to an urgent care facility. How did she react? By partying
the
next night, although not as hard.
Selena
Gomez
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#3**
This still underage celebrity offspring of at least one permanent A
lister
is a model/actress. She is also a coke addict who recently suffered a
miscarriage. The dad was over three times her age.
Lily-Rose
Depp
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#4**
When she is in her sometime group she is A list. Otherwise, she is
probably
B list at this point. She is also married and closeted. She does have a
new
girlfriend which makes her a joy to be around right now, but her recent
ex
has been calling and stalking her and threatening to out her. Kelly
Rowland
("Destiny’s Child")
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#5**
It has been a slow process, but this foreign born celebrity chef has
managed
to isolate his former actress wife and keep her from working while he
goes
out all the time and cheats constantly. Curtis Stone/Lindsay Price
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#6**
This married former child actress with the new almost television show
was
making out with her co-star when they were busted in a kitchen of a
hotel.
They both were bright red but didn’t say anything. Christina
Ricci/David
Hoflin ("Z: The Beginning of Everything")
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#7**
This former Victoria’s Secret model went off on her husband the other
day and left him behind at a playground with all their kids and drove
away
in their car. The guy had to call an Uber after trying to call her for
30
minutes to come back.
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#8**
This studio boss asked this permanent A lister to set him up with
someone
for sex because our married studio head wanted to see what type of
woman
he would end up with. She was completely different than the barely
starting
or need a career resurgence actresses he normally hooks up with.
Harvey
Weinstein/Jay-Z
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#9**
After being with her boyfriend for what seems like forever, this
celebrity
offspring who is a permanent A list mostly movie actress and an Academy
Award
winner dumped him when he criticized her for being political this late
in
life. It turns out they are also complete opposites on the political
spectrum
right now.
Jane
Fonda/Richard Perry
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#10**
Strangest story of the month. This permanent A list singer won’t eat
ice cream. She thinks it is fattening. Sure, she will drink four
bottles
of wine a day, but when it comes to ice cream she won’t eat it. With
one exception. She likes being tied to a chair and forced to eat it.
She
will do this for hours at a time several times per week. It is a crazy
story,
but with her, you say to yourself, yeah, I can see that.
Mariah
Carey
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#11**
With her husband about to leave her for another woman, this reality
star
didn’t have much choice but to quit if she wanted to save her marriage.
Honestly, I don’t think it will last anyway. If it does, it will be
some facade thing like that former RHNY star who thought the same
thing.
Heather
(Dr. Terry) Dubrow ("Real Housewives of Orange County")
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#12**
Lyme Disease for celebrities is the new way to pop pills and get away
with
ever increasing bizarre behavior. Oh, and if things go bad, you can go
to
some center in the middle of nowhere to get treatment (rehab). This
former
child actress turned bazillionaire has caught on to the game.
Ashley
Olsen
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#13**
#1 – This foreign born mostly movie actor who is really all movies
because
he thinks television and almost television is beneath him put two of
his
girlfriends in the hospital when he beat them. Another girlfriend never
went
to the hospital, but did get beaten on a fairly regular basis by the
actor.
He has never been fired from a movie, but he is never hired again by
the
same producers. Too many extras showing up black and blue after a night
out
with our actor. At some point he will kill one of his dates or
girlfriends.
Go ask anyone who knows him and they will say the same thing. Just a
matter
of time.
Alex
Pettyfer (feuded with Channing Tatum on "Magic Mike")
#2 – One of his girlfriends who is a former network actress on a now defunct hit show required two surgeries. One of them was the result of him slamming her face down on the plastic straw she was using to do a line of coke. She was supposed to wait for him. Dianna Agron ("Glee")
#3 – One of his girlfriends who is a current network actress on a fairly hit show also got sent to the hospital when they got into a drug fueled fight. Apparently he was openly hitting on one of her best friends. She yelled at him and he swung back and nearly broke her jaw with the punch. Emma Roberts ("Scream Queens")
#4 – This girlfriend who is a celebrity/actress/model never went to the hospital but had a black and blue back for two months after she walked away from him during a fight. He came up behind her with a wooden chair and smashed it against her back. Riley Keough
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#1**
This former celebrity turned reality star turned porn star turned
reality
star turned celebrity was having sex in the parking lot across the
street
from Sur this past week and it wasn’t with her husband.
Courtney
Stodden (13 days later she announced their divorce)
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#2**
The boyfriend of this celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister took
$50K
from her but she says it is just a misunderstanding.
Paris
Jackson/Michael Snoddy (now ex-boyfriend and now she wants it
back)
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#3**
Another celebrity offspring. This one saw her modeling career go to
hell
after her drug use became more important than anything else. Now, the
child
of two A listers at the time of her birth is back to doing drugs in
public.
At big events, like the one last night.
Ireland
Baldwin (Kim Basinger, Alec Baldwin)/"Harper's Bazaar's 150th
Anniversary
event"
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#4**
This A- list celebrity who is a multiple former reality star and the
offspring
of a permanent A lister told a big event she wouldn’t show up if they
also invited her sister.
Nicole
Richie (Sofia Richie)/"Harper's Bazaar's 150th Anniversary
event"
324. MR.
X 01/29
This permanent A list entertainer wanted some privacy so leaked the
wrong
place for a big event in her life. It worked and the paps went in a
totally
different direction.
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#1**
Hey Tom & Lorenzo, it wasn’t a roll of quarters underneath the
jeans
of this A- list mostly movie actress who better find a hit soon or she
will
be doing indie movies until the inevitable point in time she starts
doing
fan conventions. It was so much bigger than a roll of quarters.
Kristen
Stewart
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#2**
What this former reality star failed to mention when she threw her
former
"boss" under the bus is that the former reality star hit on the
boyfriend
of the former "boss" and wasn’t shy about letting everyone know.
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#3**
This TV criminal on a network superhero show that really does not focus
much
on the superhero sure does stay thin. Bulimia. I’m guessing a coke
probably
helps him a lot too. Robin Lord Taylor ("Gotham"/Oswald Cobblepot
"The
Penguin")
328. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/30
Back up the Brink's truck because the ACLU just got a BIG donation.
This
A lister has always been fond of liberal causes and she is not afraid
of
putting her money where her mouth is. She just donated a 7 figure sum
to
the ACLU and she did it in a clever way to protect her anonymity. "Her
attitude,"
whispers the insider, "is that she's getting older and she has enough
money,
so why not? She just hopes they won't use the cash to defend Rush!" PS:
Donations
to ACLU aren't tax deductible. Jane Fonda; Meryl Streep
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#1**
SAG AWARDS: This barely legal teen actress is probably B-. She was in a
few
movies this most recent year and is in an Oscar nominated film. She
burst
into tears when she heard the overly skinny red carpet host bad
mouthing
the dress of the actress.
Samantha
Isler (co-star Viggo Mortensen nominated "Captain Fantastic")/host:
Giuliana
Rancic
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#2**
SAG AWARDS: You might think this back in the day A lister was the most
wasted
at the show. Despite her award winning gif performance, it wasn’t even
close. This A- list mostly movie actress who is nominated for an
Academy
Award this year was wasted on booze and pills and a mess. It continues
a
few month long streak for her of behavior outside her norms.
gif
performance: Winona Ryder/Nicole Kidman
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#3**
SAG AWARDS: This A- list dual threat actress gave a highlight worthy
speech
last night, but maybe her best effort was backstage. She was walking
with
a PR person. A guy looked down at the cleavage of the PR person on
display
and asked her if he could motorboat her later. Our actress went off on
the
guy and had to be held back from hitting him.
Taraji
P. Henson
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#4**
SAG AWARDS: Dear OITNB actress with a side gig. I get why you wore the
very
long dress. However, if you are always lifting it up and people see the
open
sores you were trying to hide, then what is the point of the long
dress?
Taryn
Manning (vocalist for the electronic duo Boomkat, and is also a
co-owner
of the clothing brand Born Uniqorn)
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#5**
SAG AWARDS: AP (Enty’s friend) was talking to someone and behind her
she heard a woman say to another person. "See that guy over there? The
one
standing next to ______________ (actress on an almost television show
tons
of you watched that won a big award). I ran into him at the gym the
other
day and he would not stop hitting on me. He said he was single so I
gave
him my number. I guess he isn’t." No, he isn’t, but was definitely
one of the most wealthy people there last night who didn’t make their
money from entertainment.
Cara
Buono
("Stranger
Things")/Peter
Thum (American entrepreneur and businessperson)
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#6**
SAG AWARDS: This B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity
offspring
of someone much higher on the list is on a hit pay cable show that was
given
an extension of its life not that long ago. Anyway, a guy came up to
her
and said her sex scenes were some of the hottest he has ever seen and
would
not shut up about it. Our actress interrupted him and asked him his
name.
She then said nice to meet you and then introduced her dad who was
standing
next to her. Riley Keough (Elvis Presley)/Danny Keough "The
Girlfriend
Experience"
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#7**
SAG AWARDS: This Academy Award winning actress tried to get away as
fast
as she could after presenting an award to an actor she doesn’t like.
It was amazing to see someone walk that fast on heels. She said she
wanted
to vomit at even having to smile at him.
Brie
Larson/Casey Affleck
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#8**
SAG AWARDS: This A- list mostly movie actress is a celebrity offspring.
According
to AP, she also looks a decade older than she actually is. AP said you
could
smell the booze and cigarettes coming off her and that the actress
looked
like someone who had been up for days on end partying.
Kate
Hudson
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#9**
SAG AWARDS: The boyfriend of this A- list mostly television actress who
is
on multiple hit shows within the same family of networks is well known
for
the years of being available to wealthy men looking for fun in West
Hollywood.
I think he is trying to keep that a secret from the girlfriend but is
MUCH
more difficult when she brings him to an award show and a dozen older
men
all have slept with him and want to see if he is up for another round.
Ariel
Winter/Levi Meaden
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#10**
SAG AWARDS: If you read the Golden Globe blinds, you will remember this
foreign
born A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network
show
ticked off her former dress designer so moved on to another designer.
Well,
that designer lasted exactly one event after she trashed them for
getting
her on worst dressed lists. She might not seem like it, but she takes
every
criticism personally.
Sofia
Vergara
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#11**
SAG AWARDS: This OITNB actress who shares her last name with multiple
celebrities
from across the spectrum of celebrity said she recently was dumped by a
guy
20 minutes after they had sex one last time. She thought everything was
perfect.
After sex he got up and left and 1 minute after he drove away texted
her
to say it was over.
Jackie
Cruz
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#12**
SAG AWARDS: Some of the biggest whispers last night were for this
foreign
born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
nominee/winner.
Apparently her husband is the father of a brand new baby to a 19 year
old
model. Some say the model is a couple of years shy of 19.
Salma
Hayek (François-Henri Pinault)
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#13**
SAG AWARDS: Back in the day, this multiple Emmy nominated actress went
from
one hit show to the next. Now, she goes from one guest spot to the next
with
some made for tv movies thrown in the mix. The devastation she has done
to
her face over the past three or four years will probably keep her from
ever
getting back above a B.
Sharon
Lawrence;
JoBeth
Williams
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#14**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born B list mostly television actress stars in
that
crazy pay cable show that was nominated last night. She was also the
only
person AP saw all night actually doing coke. The actress didn’t even
bother to go to the bathroom, but would get out of sight of cameras and
have
a little bump and then sit back down.
Talulah
Riley, Angela Sarafyan or Sidse Babett Knudsen ("Westworld")
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#15**
SAG AWARDS: The parents of this tweener actress from a hit almost
television
show got angry with her when she took any photos that were other than
solo
on the red carpet. They want her to be her own brand and not trapped in
an
ensemble.
Millie
Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things")
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#16**
SAG AWARDS: At an after party last night, this currently skinny A- list
mostly
movie actor grabbed some woman and pulled her down into his lap. He
then
did some grinding motions before slapping her ass and telling her to go
away.
Jonah
Hill
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#17**
SAG AWARDS: Waking up on the floor of a stranger’s house at 7am,
probably
was one of the reasons this B+ list mostly television actress from a
hit
network show missed the awards. She is freaked out about what will
happen
to her when the show ends.
Sarah
Hyland
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#18**
SAG AWARDS: There was no way she was going to let her ex grab all the
attention.
None. This three named actress may or may not marry the guy she brought
as
her date, but she said she was, "sure as f**k going to tell everyone
she
is engaged," just like her ex. It is all about the attention. Always
has
been.
Evan
Rachel Wood (Jamie Bell)/Zach Villa
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#19**
SAG AWARDS: This 20% reduced all female group was supposed to perform
at
an after party last night. When one member has a drug overdose though,
that
kind of goes out the window.
"Fifth
Harmony" (Dinah Jane Hansen)
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#20**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born former superhero had slipped in his
sobriety
the past few weeks. Multiple times. Too much time around his ex. For
everyone
who wants them together, you need two things to happen. Wait a year or
two
and have his ex stop hooking up with her frequent co-star.
Andrew
Garfield/Emma Stone/Ryan Gosling
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#21**
SAG AWARDS: I love when this A- list mostly television actor on a hit
network
comedy was trying to win back his wife in between hooking up with
extras
and hookers. Anthony Anderson
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#22**
#1 – This talk show host/game show host/do everything else
host/comedian
is seeing three different strippers right now in two separate cities
where
he works. His wife has no idea. She thinks the only other woman he sees
is
their regular threesome partner.
Steve
Harvey
#2 – This foreign born mostly movie actress is looking to drop her second agency in almost as many months. As her acceleration down the list from A- continues, she blames everyone but herself. No one likes her. She makes outrageous demands and thinks she is worth five times what everyone seems to want to pay her. Kristen Stewart
#3 – This foreign born mostly movie actor really should stop taking so many Viagra every day. I know he wants to keep up with his very young partner, but chances are good the former A list mostly movie actor will die of a stroke if he keeps it up. Antonio Banderas
#4 – If you don’t give this talk show host EVERYTHING she wants, she will be a no show to your event. She won’t tell you though. You will think everything is good and look around and she will be MIA. Wendy Williams
351. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 01/31
Tracy Turnblad isn't the only one who can hear the bells. This A list
couple,
who you'd never expect, are thinking of renewing their vows in an
expensive
expression of love. He's the bigger star in the equation and although
you
wouldn't think he'd dare to do such a thing, he's actually the biggest
proponent
of doing it. 'It's a renewal of everything for them,' claims the
insider.
'A new beginning!'
David
and Victoria Beckham
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
Want to have this skinny, very pale B list mostly movie actress walk
out
of an interview about one of her rare tv appearances? Ask her if she is
playing
the mom of her co-star.
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
There are some more questions about the paternity of this foreign born
A-
list mostly movie actress after she was seen in heavy argument with her
significant other after a doctor’s appointment.
Marion
Cotillard/Guillaume Canet
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#3**
In the also, they seem much closer when they have a red carpet
together,
but not ever seen away from it is this current Oscar nominee and her
husband.
Not Nicole Kidman.
Natalie
Portman/Benjamin Millepied
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **4**
After four decades of hooking up with each other on the side of their
relationships, this former A list mostly movie actress and this A list
director
have decided to just be friends. Diane Keaton/Woody Allen;
Sigourney
Weaver/Ridley Scott
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#5**
This barely hanging on to A- list mostly movie actress who will
probably
turn to full time directing soon was asked to leave a charity event for
being
too wasted.
Kristen
Stewart
(Knott's
Berry Farm During The Susan G. Komen #ScreamAgainstBreastCancer
Initiative)
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#6**
How does this alliteration of a talk show host all of you know make her
living
now? Mostly through television, but also with men who enjoy her
company.
You know, just to make ends meet.
Maria
Menounos
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#7**
Most of you know this former B+ list mostly television actress from
back
in the day. Currently she is in the middle of a divorce to someone you
all
know and is sleeping with his best friend. Keshia Knight Pulliam
("The
Cosby Show")/Ed Hartwell
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#8**
Good for this former A+ list mostly movie actress. One of her kids has
had
lots of drug and booze issues so now the mom is acting as the 24/7
sober
coach to her child. The thing is, she gave up an acting gig or two to
do
it. Annette Bening
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#9**
This one kind of surprised me, but this multiple Academy Award
winner/nominee
is hooking up with her married co-star who is also a multiple Academy
Award
winner/nominee. Someone on the set said the actress has posters of the
actor
she used to hang on her wall as a teen. Maybe that is why. Marisa
Tomei/Robert
De Niro or Christopher Walken ("The War with Grandpa")
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#10**
He has sucked away much of her fortune. He has beat her and cheated on
her
and she kept right on being married to him. So, with all of that, I
don’t
think the husband of this foreign born former A list band member turned
mostly
reality judge is worried if he is publicly busted for cheating. It is
definitely
not one of their threesome partners though so maybe that changes
things.
Stephen
Belafonte/Mel B (and six weeks later she filed for divorce)
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#11**
This actor is nominated this year for an Academy Award. He is also
cheating
on his celebrity girlfriend with his just as well known ex who he sees
frequently. Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes/Rachel McAdams or Emma Stone
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#12**
This very tall model knows she will go broke very quickly if she talks
about
that A+ list former bff of hers. No one is friends longer than a night
or
two with the singer without signing their life away to make sure they
never
utter a word without approval from the singer.
Karlie
Kloss/Taylor Swift
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#13**
Why yes, that was 40 dozen roses this assistant ordered yesterday to be
delivered
today. From – Married A- list network actor to his A- list co-star.
The name on the delivery was to her assistant. Both sides, completely
on
the down low, but still, 480 roses is tough to hide.
Kerry
Washington/Tony Goldwyn (her 40th birthday)
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#14**
Last week I saw that tickets were still on sale for a show from this
80’s
Welsh band. They liked to consider themselves punk. I guess they were.
Definitely
120 Minutes was their sweet spot but that was not really punk. Anyway,
for
the last 25 years or so they found a new way to pick up women. They
were
tired of playing shows and then only seeing the same groupies night
after
night getting back stage. They didn’t trust their roadies to find
attractive
women, so they figured out a novel plan. Before they played a show they
would
have a meet and greet with everyone who was there at a certain time.
Someone
would keep track of all the woman found attractive and those women
would
be invited on stage at some point during the show and then shuttled off
to
backstage after a quick grind. The road manager would then ask if the
women
were interested in partying with the band backstage and in the bus and
their
hotel rooms. If the woman said yes, they got a backstage pass. If she
said
no, she was escorted back out front. The band still does it the same
way
now. They make it seem more high and mighty than a meet and greet, but
it
is the same long con they have been running for decades. It looks like
they
had one top 40 record in the US and shockingly enough they look to have
had
more success in the US rather than in their home country. They were
part
of the foundation of my history in music but they still are a bunch of
pretentious f**ks to be doing the same thing on tour this year as they
did
back in the day. Come to think of it, they were pretentious back in the
day
too. "The
Alarm"
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