NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

This hot B-list actress has done television and movies, but this story is more incredulous than any she's acted out -- she secretly eloped with her partner and has successfully kept the news under wraps, very few people know and the media have no idea. Her partner may or may not be famous. Margot Robbie/Tom Ackerley

2. POPBITCH 09/01
(British blog)
A smartphone video is apparently being shopped around from a party at a TV chef's country house showing which hard-partying celebrity so off her face she decides she wants to shave her head, a la Britney in 2007? Thankfully her friends managed to talk her out of it.
Lily Allen

Lost in all of the Chris Brown drama is the newly married celebrity/singer/sex tape star who was in bed with two naked women, not his wife when all of this went down. Ray J

The star of this cable channel’s version of an ABC staple claims he runs a foundation. Nope. It went bust a long time ago. He supports himself the same way he has forever. As an escort. A very very popular one mind you. Robert Sepulveda Jr. "Finding Prince Charming"

Apparently this model/part-time actress who seems to be everywhere lately and is not shy about getting half naked or naked has not been completely truthful about the boyfriend thing. She has a boyfriend for convenience so no one will hit on her but is happy to perform some extra curricular work outside the country if the price is correct. Emily Ratajkowski (Jeff Magid)

Let down gently and filled with generous amounts of good publicity, this B list still in her teens actress can move on from her for the cameras relationship to that guy who is way more than twice her age who has not had very much attention from the actress the past couple of months as she plays her publicity games. Chloë Grace Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham

Things have been very bad this week between this A list country singer and his A list singing girlfriend. The two have been fighting a lot. Well, he has been fighting a lot and she has been at the receiving end. His award shutout is probably not going to make things any better because he thinks it has to do with their relationship. Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani
 (CMA shutout)

This actor once dumped this actress after saying he was going to leave his wife for her. Now she is replacing him so there is a little justice. Thomas Gibson/Paget Brewster ("Criminal Minds")

This A list mostly movie actress who used to be in superhero movies is skipping botox and fillers in her life because she doesn’t want them to trigger her sobriety relapse. Not Kirsten Dunst. Emma Stone

This foreign born actor is probably B+ list. He is an Academy Award winner so won’t slip below that level. Even though his wife is with him right now on a trip, he has been enjoying the company of a teenage escort recommended to him by the married owner of a Premier League team who enjoys her company regularly. Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09//01 **#9**
With her part-time boyfriend out of the picture for good, this barely relevant celebrity offspring is in need of some fame to try and keep her career lit, plus she would like some drugs. This former A+ list singer is the perfect combination except he is in a crazy period right now where he is doing mushrooms and LSD and barely coherent half the time. Hailey Baldwin (Justin Bieber)/John Mayer

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#10**
I’m not sure why they got married since she was fully aware of her husband’s sexuality, but the husband of this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who has appeared in multiple franchises has moved in with another man. I’m not sure how this is all going to play out because she is not a very publicity seeking type. Alice Eve/Alex Cowper-Smith ("Sex and the City 2"; "Men in Black 3"; "Star Trek Into Darkness"; "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb")

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#11**
This former reality star was set to be an A list network reality star but apparently he got a woman pregnant in the past couple of months which would not have made the whole season very plausible. Luke Pell ("The Bachelor")

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#12**
The drug use of this foreign born breakout Star Wars actress is out of control. She needs rehab badly but people are thinking about the money she makes them rather than her well being. Daisy Ridley

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **#13**
In the past I think I have actually written about how this married foreign born A list comic actor treats his assistants. That has all changed in the past year. Apparently, our actor, who is married to a foreign born actress slightly lower on the list, finally found an assistant who has met and exceeded all his quirky demands. Because of that, they started spending more time together. Our actor had a press tour but extended it an extra two weeks just so he could continue spending nights on the road with his assistant. At this point his wife is none the wiser. Her worry has always been nannies and she is so focused on keeping her husband apart from the nannies that she has forgotten about the assistant. This could also be because he has in the past gone through five or six a year, so no one could get very close. Over the past month or two, our actress has been busy doing a promotional push of her own and things have become much more serious between the assistant and the actor to the point that the unthinkable is on the verge of occurring. A divorce. No one would ever have seen it coming for this couple. Sacha Baron Cohen/Isla Fisher (new children's book, "Marge In Charge")

Highway to the danger zone? This A-list athlete is set to fight in MMA soon, but a source tells us to not expect 'good things' from their debut. '[name omitted] isn't good,' says my source. 'Despite the camp, [name omitted]'s an amateur. It's more than likely shaking up to be a humiliation.'
CM Punk

This network reality star basically begged to come back to the show on which he has starred for so long. He thought he had moved on but a fling with a wife of a producer on a project in which he was going to star saw him fired from the job and needing work so he came back. Maksim Chmerkovskiy/"Dancing With The Stars"

This three named ingenue has had some luck, depending on how you look at it. Her affair with her neighbor which I told you about before has culminated in him leaving his wife. Now, our ingenue is having second thoughts about whether she wants to be with him. Lana Del Rey; Chloë Grace Moretz

This foreign born singer is known most for one big hit. She does theatre and maybe has another hit on the way. For the first time I have heard, she is battling a drug problem. Carly Rae Jepsen

This reality star never told her parents about her pregnancy scare which would have grounded her until marriage, but she did tell them about all the women her athlete boyfriend was cheating on her with and they made her call off her relationship with him. Not a Duggar. Sadie Robertson ("Duck Dynasty")/Trevor Knight

Maybe it is an open marriage, but both this A list plus sized model and her husband seem to both be hooking up with other people. Do they know? Ashley Graham/Justin Ervin

She really only had one big role back in the day. She got the role by sleeping with the lead who later became her husband. After the final installment of the franchise with her husband she never acted again. Divorced from her husband, she is experiencing the same behavior from her current boyfriend who beats her regularly. She went to the emergency room not long ago and said she had fallen down some stairs. Linda Kozlowski/Paul Hogan ("Crocodile Dundee")

This permanent A list singer who still has a golden voice despite not having a hit in decades could have recently told police about the abuse she suffers from her husband but is too scared it will make her look bad to do anything about it.

This 70’s A+ lister with celebrity offspring wrecked his car while driving drunk but managed to get it towed away without the police busting him again. David Cassidy (Katie)

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09//02 **#9**
She got less money this time, but as long as there is even $100 to be made this celebrity/part-time porn star will still profit off her miscarriage. Courtney Stodden

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#10**
This celebrity offspring who moved beyond where his father ever did got drunk and belligerent on a recent flight. His girlfriend was the recipient of a shut up before he passed out. Josh Brolin/Kathryn Boyd

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#11**
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actress is not quite finished having children. She said she was, but mother nature had other plans. Natalie Portman

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#12**
This just about least famous member of a singing family who did some reality was randomly trying to find a woman to take home with her husband last night. Towanda Braxton/Andre Carter (Toni Braxton honored at BMI R&B/Hip-Hop Awards)

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **#13**
We can argue semantics, but if not for this show on this almost network, that I don’t think it sticks around long enough to rattle off all these other shows that now keep it afloat. I could see one other show on the channel to make the argument, but for now, lets go with this one. Behind the scenes it was an epic ego and sex fest, none of which has been really seen since on the channel. You had one of the lead actresses bullied every day she was there which is why she hates her co-stars with a passion. One of the lead actors caught an "older" character cheating on her husband and from that day forth would randomly make her service him orally to keep him from calling the tabloids. The thing is he would have done it too. The lead actress on the show thought the world revolved around her. It still does and she whitewashes her story so much. She was so desperate for fame back then. Bring some guest star on the show who was higher on the list and she was doing her best to have sex with him or go out with him. You had the heroin addict who wasn’t even old enough to drive who used to have loud screaming sex with the actor who used to live with the celebrity offspring. There was the other actress who had a huge drug problem and was queen of the bullies. She only managed to keep her job as long as she did because she slept with as many people on the show as possible. Oh, and there was the frequent guest star who later became an almost regular who tried to destroy everything like a nuclear bomb when she came aboard. She relished having sex with the actor who was sleeping with the married woman giving oral favors and then telling the actress all about it.
Show: "Gossip Girl"
Lead actress who was bullied: Leighton Meester
Lead actor/celebrity offspring: Penn Badgley/Zoë Kravitz
"Older" character: Kelly Rutherford
Lead actress: Blake Lively
Heroin addict: Taylor Momsen
Queen of the bullies: Jessica Szohr
Guest star: Michelle Trachtenberg

There are plenty of shows out there waiting to take your spot, so if you are this former A list mostly television actor from an iconic show and you are an a-hole to everyone on your new show, including the people who decided whether you are on television, they will cancel your middling show and replace you with someone more pleasant on a different show. David Schwimmer ("Friends") ("Feed the Beast")

She has a huge tab and this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort needs to pay the tab. No, not by sleeping with guys. The amount they pay her wouldn’t cover this tab. Nope, she has been reduced to drug dealing for free. Should have paid her drug dealer. Tara Reid

Why yes, if you are out in the middle of nowhere this week, you did see this A list singer forgoing her usual coke snorting for some heroin instead. Dangerous game. Katy Perry ("Burning Man Festival")

That was not her credit card this former bubblegum pop singer turned actress was using on a shopping spree in Beverly Hills the other day. Not unless she changed her name to a Saudi Prince. Mandy Moore

This foreign born television princess managed to convince her boyfriend she wasn’t cheating on him. That is seriously putting your head in the sand behavior right there. It isn’t like she is going to stop. Emilie de Ravin ("Once Upon a Time")/Eric Bilitch

Well, well, well, look who managed to stay away from the drugs long enough to bring someone over to the dark side. This A list singer is at an event this weekend and befriended that very tall model who does great things for young tween girls. When word gets back to the A+ list singer of the budding friendship, this should cause some havoc. Katy Perry/Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift

This B+ foreign born mostly movie actor used to be just about A+ list when he was cheating on his wife on the regular and before he started getting random women pregnant. Anyway, he has another chance to make it big and got himself a ton of botox. I’m pretty sure not a wrinkle survived. Jude Law ("The Young Pope")

This actor is A list. Movies. Almost television. Plays. He does it all. We all know he is in the closet. This is more about his a-hole behavior. He was out with his boyfriend and ordered food and drink for himself and made a big show of eating it but wouldn’t let his boyfriend order anything. Just made him watch the actor. Kevin Spacey

This former B-list actress will only appear on a reality show if she's allowed "non-monitored" time, alone in the dark. Our source, a crew member that worked with the former starlet, claims our actress worked it into her contract under the guise of "meditation" and "spiritual time" when in fact she had other intentions, mainly shovelling cocaine down her nose. Naughty. Naughty. Naughty.

39.  ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#1**
Back in the day, this actor was headed up the ladder. Landed a great role on the NBC mini-series/movie of the year which everyone watched. The murder of a co-star really affected him though and he started wandering from guest spot to guest spot until he gave it all up to become a call center supervisor. David Packer/"V"/Dominique Dunne

She thinks she is being funny, but all this A- list soon to be out of work actress/writer is doing is showing everyone what a racist she is. Lena Dunham

Our favorite former network actor with the beard who has a real boyfriend is apparently being nasty to everyone he is working with on tour. Oh, and going to get a temporary tattoo on his head because his balding head is distracting and he sweats through the makeup covering it. Probably the coke that makes him sweat that much. Darren Criss

This internet famous model is dating a much older, C-list star purely on the publicity she garners. She sleeps with other people behind his back, of course. With anyone that can make her "career" happen. Charlotte McKinney/Stephen Dorff

This foreign born A list singer is trying to push back hard against the stories revealing him to be bisexual. Harry Styles ("One Direction")/Kendall Jenner

This major celebrity image provider did something no one has ever done. They outed this closeted rapper turned A- list mostly movie actress in their descriptions of her this weekend. I mean everyone knows she is gay, but no one has actually really come out and said it. Until now. Queen Latifah/Ebony Nicholas

A fairly loud argument in public between this former talk show host turned highly paid moving part on another and his girlfriend. He didn’t want her drinking in front of his kids which led to an epic fight. Michael Strahan/Kayla Quick (U.S. Open)

As this Academy Award winner/nominee/parent of an A lister gets older his choice of women gets younger. The latest woman he is paying to be with him graduated from high school a few months ago. He can do what he wants but when he makes them call him daddy before they make out in public it is super creepy. Jon Voight

This former second banana franchise actor who moved on to his own headlining movies which were disasters, now is doing television and in with that acting troupe. Apparently he has also decided to give the bearding game another try. It seems half-hearted. Everyone assumed he was over it and would just come out. Nope. Taylor Lautner ("Scream Queens")

This closeted radio show host/mogul managed to get a photo of him removed from some websites which showed him in a very intimate pose with this closeted male US Olympic gymnast who usually just has sex with his male coach. Ryan Seacrest

Apparently today is closeted day. This star NFL player is set to come out during the season for maximum effect.

Even the A+ listers lie about needing vocal rest when all they want to do is party and have fun. I’m sure the screaming and yelling she did at the party really helped with the vocal rest. Beyoncé

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09//06 **#9**
Last month I told you about this foreign born model hooking up with a guy who was not the often shirtless actor she calls her boyfriend. Apparently she has moved on permanently now to her ex who had an actress girlfriend he treated like an ATM. Alexa Chung (Alexander Skarsgard)/Matthew Hitt (Dakota Johnson)

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#10**
It is not exactly yachting since there really is not much actual yachting done in this beach location, but this rude, engaged foreign born model who really wants to be an actress did spend two nights with a CEO of a huge corporation while he was there on business. Rosie Huntington Whiteley (Jason Statham)

53. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#11**
Another day another heroin excuse from the foreign born former A list boy bander. It is as tiring as his closeted former fellow boy bander’s attempts to make us believe for the umpteenth time he is dating the closeted female reality star. Zayn Malik (Harry Styles/Kendall Jenner)

54. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#12**
There was no hiding his boyfriend this past week for this closeted B+ list MTV actor who is going to need to find a new job very soon. Tyler Posey ("Teen Wolf")

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#13**
For just about three decades this permanent A list musician got away with molesting young boys before being caught. By stringing together the stories from bands he played with and helped produce, the total was in the thousands. The thing is, everyone he worked with knew he did it and did nothing about it. In fact, they enabled it by providing him with boys in return for his help with songs or producing a record or having him play with their group. His usual fee was part money, part drugs and at least one boy. There was one time that was especially heinous. It happened at Apple studios back in the day. A Greek band wanted his help with the production of a record. Knowing his price, the group brought along a French tween boy and offered him up to our A lister. Apparently before he would agree to work on their record he wanted to see that the boy would have sex so they had sex right there on an organ. There must have been a dozen people in the studio and none of them said or did anything. The band worked on the record for several weeks and the French tween spent the entire time with the musician. When the band left town, they took the tween with him and he was replaced by another when the next band came to town to have the musician work on their record. Billy Preston  (Apple Records)

If you think what Daniel Craig has been offered is a lot, you should hear the offer sent out to this A-list director by a studio in order to entice him to their A-list franchise. 'It's a stunning offer,' says my source, a studio scrooge. 'It could cause problems going forward if it was leaked, especially on the negotiating front.' CLUE: Our director has scored Oscar nominations/wins in the past. Christopher Nolan ("Batman")

This A list foreign born singer went to a strip club and dropped thousands of dollars in an hour but had an escort he hired earlier service him manually while he watched the strippers in a private room. Drake

Yes, she has had tons of plastic surgery to make her look like a cartoon, but this celebrity offspring who somehow managed to record a dance song has everyone thrown off the track about her drug use. Even her probable permanent A list parent has given up trying to make her stop. She better save some money for that nose job. Chloe Lattanzi (Olivia Newton John)

Apparently this foreign born A- list dual threat is having some issues with the paternity of his child. Jamie Dornan/Amelia Warner; Eddie Redmayne/Hannah Bagshawe

This hip hop mogul who has seen better days is acting very concerned, but it is an act to lower his child support payments. Damon Dash

After fading in status from A+ list to A- list, this singer who now also poorly acts wants her return to the singing world to be stupendous. So much so that she has her fans working to manipulate the charts to get her a number one song. I guess things are so bad she can’t convince some company to buy the song and give it away which would accomplish the same purpose. What she should do is release it on Tidal. They will gladly make up some numbers for her. Lady Gaga

The secret male lover of that foreign born legend that recently died is talking. A lot. He should stay quiet for a book or movie or something. One thing he did say was the couple liked to drink their own urine for improved health. Umm, ok. Juan Gabriel

Apparently everyone of his NBA teammates have told him to run from the jinx as fast as he can. He isn’t listening. Hopefully there isn’t a drug test coming up soon either. Cleveland Cavalier’s Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian

This former A+ list mostly movie actress gets free yoga pants. Apparently she goes through a lot of them. Not because she wears them out, but because she refuses to wear them more than once. The other day she blasted a staffer at the company that is giving them to her for free because she was running out and asked for 60 of them for the upcoming month. Hey, at $150 a pair, that isn’t too much to ask is it? Gwyneth Paltrow

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09//07 **#9**
It does seem to be a crazy coincidence that this mostly former pay cable actor who does love a good car commercial could be facing a wave of bad publicity and he suddenly is spotted out holding hands with the woman he calls his girlfriend for the first time in forever. Kit Harington (Jon Snow "Game of Thrones")/Rose Leslie (Infiniti Q60 Coupe)

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#10**
Another record another war between this permanent A+ list singer and the A- lister about to release her new album. One of the songs sounds exactly like a song written by the A+ lister and she is ticked off as usual with the A- lister. Madonna/Lady Gaga

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#11**
She probably made more money over the past couple of nights having sex with this oligarch ((especially in Russia) a very rich businessman with a great deal of political influence) than she does for a year as the beard to this A+ lister. The thing is though, she wants to be famous and an actress and right now the A+ lister and his fame is the reason she has a shot. Irina Shayek

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#12**
Apparently some marriage difficulties for this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. She is super secretive, but even she can’t hide the fling she is having from every pair of eyes. Amy Adams ("Big Eyes")

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#13**
#1 – This Academy Award winner once hosted the show back when the show was only on the radio. At one point during the show he took a bathroom break which apparently meant a drink or three in the coat check room off the lobby of the hotel where he also had sex with the woman working it. He then broke the button on his pants so had to hold them up with his hand for the rest of the show. Lionel Barrymore (1932)

#2 – This Academy Award host was probably more famous for acting on the radio than in films. He also gave an overdose of drugs to his wife which killed her because he wanted to marry his co-star who ended up with a celebrity offspring of her own but not with the subject of the blind.
Host: Bob Burns (1938)
Wife: Elizabeth Fisher
Co-star: Judy Canova
Co-star’s celebrity offspring: Diana Canova ("Soap")

#3 – Even though this host was nominated for almost a handful of Academy Awards she was more known for an iconic television role. She was a trailblazer in hosting but got into an epic fight with her co-host during the show which continued throughout the night every time they were offstage. It took almost a decade before another female was given a chance to host because of course they blamed it on her. Agnes Moorehead (Dick Powell - 1948) (Endora on "Bewitched") (nominated for 4 Academy Awards)

This A-list actress is gearing up projects for a potential Oscar win in the next couple of years. She's had a long, varied career but the Academy Award has always eluded her. She wants it badly. She's investing her own money in projects and using her star power to secure an ensemble cast. Sigourney Weaver; Naomi Watts; Glenn Close; Amy Adams; Annette Bening

71. POPBITCH 09/08
Which showbiz writer has been making the most of his influence by promising certain pop stars favorable coverage in exchange for a blowie?

There sure is a lot of memorabilia from this former permanent A+ list singer hitting the market. Might want to check the drug addicted significant other of this celebrity offspring. Elvis Presley (Lisa Marie Presley/Michael Lockwood)

As I predicted, since her pregnancy announcement there has not been one sighting of this permanent A list singer. Instead, she will just emerge with a baby at some point and call the baby her own. Janet Jackson

Don’t believe the hype that this former Disney star turned A- list mostly movie actor has been spinning. His version of sober is a whole lot different than your version. Zac Efron

This barely relevant actress who 95% of you wouldn’t know except for the singer she dated is cheating on her boyfriend with a married mini-me/wannabe Seacrest. Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)/Nyle Dimarco/Mario Lopez

When you go on an offensive, sometimes it is because you would fold under the pressure of defending yourself. In this case, this Housewife has supplanted her nemesis as the biggest substance abuser of the bunch but didn’t want it to come out. So, lash out.
Show: "Real Housewives of New York City"
Housewife: Sonja Morgan
Nemesis: Dorinda Medley

For the first time I can recall, our actress turned escort is injecting heroin. Everything used to be all snorted, so this probably won’t end well. Mischa Barton

This foreign born B list mostly television actress on a hit network show has jacked up her lifestyle by a factor of 100 since cheating on her ex-husband with this actor and marrying him. Stores used to never remember seeing her now says she spends thousands of dollars a day shopping. Morena Baccarin/Ben McKenzie ("Gotham")

Apparently this once sizzling couple consisting of co-stars on a television show is no more. They were civil towards each other and no more. I think the foreign born dual threat actor was having trouble keeping all the affairs from his wife so dumped a few, including his equally ranked list wise co-star. Jamie Dornan/Gillian Anderson ("The Fall")

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09//08 **#9**
This network reality star brokered this bearding deal and netted himself a quick $50K. Plus, he also gets a piece of this model’s earnings for the next five years. He set her up with the foreign born A+ lister in his corner of the entertainment world. It has taken him a long time to lock down a replacement to his long time beard. Cassandre Davis/Cristiano Ronaldo (Irina Shayk); Winnie Harlow/Lewis Hamilton (Nicole Scherzinger)

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#10**
Apparently word has not reached the other side of the Atlantic about the a-hole way this former A+ list mostly movie actor/director treats women. At a bar drinking shots with some college aged women, he took their hand and pressed it against his crotch asking them, if he was bigger than their dad. Yep. He said it. He then pulled out said member for two of the women who then went back to his hotel with him. Mel Gibson (Venice Film Festival)

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#11**
Why yes, that was the closeted former tweener turned B+ list singer making out at a country bar with a guy wearing a Speedo and cowboy boots. Nick Jonas (in Nashville for concert)

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#12**
Speaking of closeted, this former franchise actor turned headliner turned frequent tv host is trying to find a model to be by his side for the next few months. The thing is, he doesn’t treat his beards very well. Just ask the former beard who is a oft failed B- list television actress. Kellan Lutz/AnnaLynne McCord (premiere of "The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One")

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#13**
There was a time, back in the day when this married multiple Academy Award winner/nominee who is also a multiple Emmy Award winner/nominee was well known to college students in the town where she lives. Specifically, male college students. More specifically, male college students who were also musicians. Our actress, who still works all the time today, would cruise through the bars, watching bands perform. She was not into hard rock or metal bands. More of an acoustic lover this one. She was kind of like Annie Savoy in Bull Durham. Finding one or two students a year she could mentor. By mentor, I mean give them some food money or take them out to dinner a couple of times a week before they could repay her with a few hours of sex. You had to have talent or at least what she perceived to be talent. A certain look was also good. She liked guys with longer hair. Skinny builds. They were her projects. They were never allowed to call her. She did all the calling. Telling them where to be and when. If you crossed any of her extensive rules you were gone. Often, when she had to make a movie, she wouldn’t even say goodbye and chances were good when she came back she would just move on to the next person after finding one on location wherever she was filming. I would say this went on for a good decade before she finally just kind of settled back into a comfortable groove with her husband. Once a year or so, a group of about ten guys who all know they were part of this group of guys gets together in her favorite bar and tell stories about their time with the actress. She is beloved by them. Sissy Spacek

One of our TGL staff members interviewed this former A-list movie actress several years ago. 'She was charming when the cameras started rolling,' says our staff member, 'but cold and flat-out rude when they were off.' Our staff member went back to her place of work and spoke to a colleague who had also interviewed the actress. He claimed that she was an absolute delight, on and off the cameras. 'I was shocked,' says our staff member. 'I spoke to another person at the [publication omitted] who had interviewed her in Cannes and she had the same experience I did. It seemed to be a 'woman only experience.' Julia Roberts

This franchise actor is probably B+ list but none of his movies really seem to take off. He is in a new movie now, but it is his reputation for boozing that has cost him a role to someone who has even a bigger drinking problem but went to rehab so everyone thinks he is sober. Miles Teller/Callum Turner ("The Only Living Boy in New York")

The only one like one of a million family member basically gave the middle finger to mom and dad and is opening her own business. A marriage to the guy they hate hopefully is not far behind. Janna Duggar
 (buys tattoo parlor)

Having lost her job a couple of cycles ago because of threats she made to the A list boss she was sleeping with, this foreign born singer/reality star/drug dealer is now making her money yachting. Probably stealing too. She should be friends with Lindsay Lohan. Tula Paulina "Tulisa" Contostavlos/Simon Cowell ("The X Factor")

He might think he can handle his drugs and drink, but this permanent A list mostly movie actor cannot say the same for his now actress daughter. They are killing her. Quickly. Lily-Rose Depp (Johnny Depp)

This closeted A- list mostly movie actor has at least one franchise. He might have another but the movie is supposed to be crap. He has a great movie he is promoting right now but he might want to try and change from the clothes he partied in all night with the guy he ended up hooking up with prior to doing the overseas morning show run. Apparently he smelled even worse than he looked. Chris Pine ("Hell Or High Water")

Apparently this married Academy Award winning actress is not getting as much work as she used to. Or, at least the roles she wants. She had a consultation to get breast implants which would totally go against everything she thinks people believe about her. Kate Winslet

This model/celebrity offspring took back in her drug addict celebrity boyfriend. She had kicked him out to get help but he never got it and she finally gave in. Plus, I think she missed the drugs he brought her. Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik

Speaking of drugs, there is no way this B- list actress starring in a reboot of her former project is ever going to pass a required drug test. Not a chance. Hayden Panettiere ("Nashville")

This foreign born A- list actor has his very own television show now. Cable. He seems to be involved in lots of superhero stuff. He is also cheating on his long time foreign born B+ list actress girlfriend/sometime co-star. Martin Freeman/Amanda Abbington ("StartUp") ("Captain America: Civil War")

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#10**
This underage about to be a superhero actress says the other night at an event that this A-/B+ list mostly television actress from two hit shows was really applying the peer pressure to do some coke with her. Apparently she didn’t want to use alone. Joey King (Frankie Kane/Magenta "The Flash")/Ariel Winter ("Modern Family" and "Sofia the First") (AQUAhydrate Hosts Private Event At Hyde Staples Center For Drake And Future Concert)

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#11**
This former indie queen had some really bad damage to her teeth from years of drug abuse so finally just had them all replaced. Makes her sound different than she used to. Parker Posey; Chloe Sevigny

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#12**
This former B+ list mostly television actor who was on a hit network show goes from job to job now. A lot of theatre. Married. Got a drink thrown in his face the other night for putting his hand on the ass of this permanent A list supermodel. Matthew Morrison ("Glee")/Christie Brinkley, Nina Adgal or Joan Smalls

98. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#13**
Except on the weekends, I really don’t eat breakfast. I just don’t usually have the time. I would much rather go to lunch early. I love lunch. I love it more than dinner. Dinners can drag on for hours which is all good if you are enjoying the people you are with, but otherwise it can be a pain. I also like happy hour. I love happy hour. I destroy happy hours. I am rambling. Anyway, anyone who knows me, knows there are a few go to places that I go for lunch. One of those places at the time had another fairly frequent lunch guest. After about the fifth or sixth time of running into each other, we just started eating together if we happened to be there at the same time. It eventually evolved into even if either of us were dining with other people, we all would have lunch together. It got to the point where this was happening about once a week. She is a B+ list celebrity. In the past, when she has made headlines she can be a 15 minute A lister. This has happened two or three times. We kind of knew each other through now one of her ex-family members. Enough where when we first started running into each other at this very unpretentious place that we would say hi. That is another thing about dinner. I think people are always trying to one up each other about where they have been. I like trying new places, but only if I know they have good food, not because everyone suddenly decided they should go there because it has celebrities there all the time. Anyway, one day at lunch I am there with two guys from the office and our B+ lister is there with one of her clients who probably has always wanted to be a Real Housewife and lives her life like she is auditioning for a spot on the show. So, in walks the celebrity’s soon to be ex. They were almost divorced at that point, but not quite. It was an angry divorce. There was nothing quiet about it at all. Anyway, he is a celebrity and he comes in with no hi or anything. Remember there are four other people at this table other than his ex and he just goes off on her with this rant. F this and f that and how she is a wh**e and the nastiest stuff you have ever heard. Myself and one of the guys with me start to get up to get in the middle of this and get him out the door. As I am backing up my chair, the Real Housewife wannabe gets up in his face and starts shoving him back and going off on an equally loud rant until she backs him literally all the way out the door. When she finished, she turned around with a huge smile on her face and we all clapped. It was crazy. It gets better though. We were all about to leave. It was maybe 20 minutes later and the relative I know who was our mutual acquaintance walks in. She was a B+ list actress but now doesn’t really act and is still well known. She starts to open her mouth and the Housewife wannabe is on her before she gets five feet in the door and tells her to get the f**k out. The jaw of the former actress just drops. She starts to say one more thing and is told one more time to get the f**k out and she does. I have yet to have a lunch since that day to match that level of crazy.

B+ list celebrity: Rachel Roy (client: Faye Resnick)
Ex-family member: Stacey Dash (Damon's cousin)
Ex: Damon Dash

There’s a photo booth at one of the most popular celebrity restaurants in LA. And some really, really great gossip goes down, sometimes literally, inside of it. Here are some of the photo booth’s dirtiest stories over the last few months: "The Nice Guy" restaurant
1. An actor in a bad mood with his date, not famous. She’s oblivious to his sulky behaviour, pretty excited to be there, and pleads with him to take a picture with her. When she pulls him into the booth, he obliges, then there’s a loud thud from inside, followed by a muffled gasp. He exits. She comes out a few minutes later, weeping, and then leaves by herself. Ryan Phillippe/Paulina Slagter
2. A married couple. She’s the star in the relationship. But they love getting high together. Sometimes, when they’re using though, she gets paranoid and insecure. One night she accused him of being attracted to someone else. She starts obsessing about her weight. They start fighting. He starts pleading with her. He pulls her into the photo booth to calm her down. She’s crying about wanting to throw up her dinner, doesn’t want to wait until they get home. He grabs a napkin and she does it right there. Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson
3. And finally, he’s young, she’s older. She’s feeling herself though, that he would be interested in her, after having children and after her sh-tty relationship. So, emboldened by his attraction to her, when they end up in the photo booth, she rewards him for his attention and sucks him off. Justin Bieber/Kourtney Kardashian

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#1**
The setting wasn’t romantic or anything, but at least with his beard out of town escorting, this A+ list mostly movie actor did venture out in public with a guy he has been seeing fairly regularly. Bradley Cooper ("Stand Up To Cancer")

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#2**
This aging former A+ list singer who one could argue is permanent A list is using every excuse in the book to cover for his drug addiction. Pills mostly. Meatloaf

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#3**
I hope all of you noticed that our favorite drug addicted foreign born former boy bander was front row when his girlfriend walked in a fashion show but was a no show the next day when the A+ list singer was there. No drugs or drug users near her.
Zayn Malik/Gigi Hadid/Taylor Swift

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#4**
Shocker of the day. To me anyway. But, I guess when you think about who he has hooked up with before, then, going back to this one might not seem that far out of the question. Married. At this point is actually in front of your faces and heard more than Seacrest. Hooked up with his actress ex. The skinny one. With the bad plastic surgery. Carson Daly/Tara Reid

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#1**
This Academy Award winning/nominated actress apparently wants another shot at some big movie hardware. This weekend she was all over those Golden Globe voters at a TIFF party. ("Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle's Annual Celebration of the Toronto International Film Festival") Nicole Kidman

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#2**
Also at a TIFF party, this I can’t believe someone married her for even a short time actress who has been in a lot of publicity relationships for her own gain was all over this no name actress who kept saying no. My spy said if it had been a guy doing what she was doing he would have been at the very least thrown out of the place if not arrested. No one there came to the defense of the no name actress. Evan Rachel Wood ("Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle's Annual Celebration of the Toronto International Film Festival")

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#3**
This teenage offspring of the permanent A+ lister is so hooked on drugs she and her boyfriend had to leave a place early because every time they tried to find a place to use there would be a pap there waiting to try and get the shot. Everyone wants to catch her. Paris Jackson

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#4**
With anyone else, one would say that is crap. With this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner you just think it is par for the course. He made a string of escorts he hired during his stay overseas call him Don Corleone or Godfather while they were having sex. In a way it makes sense if you think about another character Marlon Brando played. Nicolas Cage (Italy)/Marlon Brando (played "Superman" fahter Jor-El)/Cage’s son’s name Kal-El, (after Superman's birth name)

Which Real Housewife who loves to tell everyone how rich she is, has been borrowing cloths for the past few years. She only wants to wear super high end designer cloths but has been barred from several fashion houses after returning things covered in poo! She has a terrible problem with body issues and loves to take lots and lots of laxatives for weight loss. EEEWWWWWWWWWW.
Bethenny Frankel "Real Housewives of New York City"

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress may slip back down to B+ list after her new crap movie is shown to everyone. It is horrific enough that she bailed on TIFF because she didn’t want to talk about it. She will blame another reason though. Blake Lively ("All I See Is You") (pregnancy)

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress who does some television now is an Academy Award winner/nominee apparently never performs oral sex. This according to two different exes who say she always refuses. Halle Berry

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#3**
It wasn’t that long ago that this married permanent A+ list rapper/mogul was supporting this singer with the same number of letters in her first name. One of the rules, which she still follows is she is not allowed to be seen in public with other guys. Like some kind of devotion thing to him. Jay-Z/Mya

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#4**
This back in the day A list mostly television actress who was on a comic-con favorite just ended a run on a pay cable thing. She says she doesn’t date very much any longer because an ex she dated for quite a while gave her the gift that keeps on giving. Apparently never told her until after the fact. Eliza Dushku (Rick Fox)

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#5**
This OITNB actress was wasted on a variety of drugs at a NYFW event. Most wasted celebrity of the season so far. Dascha Polanco

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#6**
This former A+ list singer has new music out and is already coming up with excuses should her tour bomb. She is going to cite medical issues, but is addiction and an unwillingness to stop using that could cause an abrupt end to touring.
Lady Gaga  (depression)

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#7**
This foreign born host who is moving his thing to the US is so unfaithful that he hooked up with a woman while on vacation with a woman he just met two weeks ago.
Jeremy Clarkson

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#8**
Even though her new movie is also crap, this Academy Award winner/nominee who is A list showed up at TIFF to take the critical beating and promoted it as best she could. She knows it sucks, but is giving it her best shot. Anne Hathaway ("Colossal")

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#9**
Big divide at that wedding this weekend. If you are team co-star who got married, you showed up. If you are team co-star who was not present, then you followed her lead and weren’t there. All of the cast was invited. This should make for a wonderful continuing working relationship.
Movie: "Pitch Perfect"

Couple: Anna Camp/Skylar Astin
Team co-stars: Rebel Wilson, Elizabeth Banks
Not team co-stars: Anna Kendrick

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#10**
Despite an attempt at a working vacation for this acting couple and their kids, it looks like the foreign born co-stars on a hit show have called it quits for now as they are living apart. Martin Freeman/Amanda Abbington ("Sherlock")
(Missed this one when revealing after their split announcement shortly after this)

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#11**
Don’t believe the hype coming from this B+ list teenage actress. It is all about the need for rehab and nothing else. Chloe Grace Moretz

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#12**
Judging by how chummy she was being with a blonde haired man on the way to the elevator bank at her hotel in Toronto, the marriage of this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee could be in one of its frequent valleys. Nicole Kidman (Keith Urban)

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#13**
Back in the day there used to be all kinds of spinoffs. Then, until the past couple of years there were a void of them. One of the more successful spinoffs was launched in an effort to make more money, but it also rewarded this behind the scenes celebrity for her help and silence with this at the time A+ lister. She knew secrets so she was given a huge role in the show as a thank you. I think it was pretty much a given at the time that she was going to use the show as her own personal sexual playground. Like a lot of shows that have sexual predators in charge, it featured a large turnover each week of young women. In this case, the one in charge, a female was just as lecherous as men in the same position. If you wanted any kind of speaking part on the show you were going to have to sleep with her. Most of the main cast on the show also had to visit her trailer for "instruction" a couple times each season. If you didn’t? Bye bye to the show or at least to any kind of regular appearances on the show. There were a couple of actresses that were safe, but not many. She purposely tried to ensure there were no stars made so she could keep applying the pressure. Even when one did stand out, she still didn’t have enough power until later in the run to stop having to make instructional visits.
Spinoff: "A Different World"
Behind the scenes celebrity: Jasmine Guy
A+ lister: Bill Cosby
One in charge: Debbie Allen

122. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/13
Gather round, Gossipers. For I have some inside news for you. Oscar season is a'coming and speculation is rife with predictions and analysis. I had a conversation with an agent friend over the weekend, a talkative bitch that seeks to remain anonymous. They were attending TIFF for a client (who will also remain nameless) and got chatting Oscars with other talkative bitches at a table at lunch. "We all agreed the races are still wide open in every category," my friend confides, "but one." Barring an unlikely surprise, my friend is certain the Best Actress Oscar race will be between two A-list actresses. It'll be very heated and highly competitive, and not just because of the gold on the line! The heat will also be stemming from the real life acrimony between the two actresses, who I've heard from multiple sources "hate each other's guts!" Emma Stone ("La La Land")/Natalie Portman ("Jackie")

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#1**
She tried sticking it out for the money, but this A list country singer needs professional help battling the booze and had to forego the money she was set to be paid to do it. Miranda Lambert

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#2**
This still young B+ list mostly movie actress we have watched grow up in an acting family had a fling while out of the country with this former movie actress turned pay cable star who had a huge gap between successes. Dakota Fanning/Evan Rachel Wood at Toronto International Film Festival (Filmed movie "Viena and the Fantomes" together)

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#3**
If her network show had lasted one more season I would have made her B+ list. She mentions she was in a franchise actress though is probably B-/C+ for a few more weeks at least. She was doing some press for her latest movie and walked out of more than one interview because she didn’t like the questions. Not high enough on the list to play diva.
Actress: Emily Vancamp
Movie promoting at TIFF: "Boundaries"
Franchise: "Captain America"
TV show: "Revenge" (only had 89 episodes, needed 100 to syndicate)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#4**
Showing how much her former co-stars dislike her still after all these years, this once in a lifetime actress invited all of them to a recent event and only one bothered to show up.
Actress: Maureen McCormick
Show: "The Brady Bunch"
Recent event: "Dancing With the Stars"
Who showed up: Florence Henderson

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#5**
I’m trying to remember the last time this former America’s sweetheart was asked to even be on a television show. You would think she would be grateful. Nope. Complained about everything from the size of her dressing room to the food offered her and even the car and driver. She was awful. Doubt she will be invited back. Meg Ryan ("The Late Late Show" with James Corden)

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#6**
Why yes, that was this still young actress/singer doing some lines of coke with members of this high profile award organization. Bet she gets nominated this year for something. Hailee Steinfeld ("The Edge of Seventeen")/Golden Globes

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#7**
This celebrity offspring turned married actress was not amused when this married philandering foreign born A- list mostly movie actor kept hitting on her at a party. When she threatened to let his wife know he said he didn’t care. Bryce Dallas Howard ("Black Mirror")/Ewan McGregor ("American Pastoral")

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#8**
Still not sure what this wonderful dual threat actress saw in this B+ list actor to marry him. Right now he is a drug addled mess and apparently the new cable show he shot was just a fog to him because of all the drugs. Thomas Jane ("Hung") (ex-wife Patricia Arquette)

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actor is the kind of actor who always gets nominated for things. Tons of film festival noms. He is a winner/nominee of an Academy Award too. Hit pay cable show for a nice run. Gobbling up anything with an oxy in front of it the past few months. Michael Shannon ("Revolutionary Road"; "99 Homes"; "Boardwalk Empire")

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#10**
Apparently they thought it worked out well for their second youngest kid, that this celebrity family has allowed their 16 year old daughter to move in with her 28 year old boyfriend. Miley Cyrus’ sister Noah Cyrus

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#11**
Instead of pulling back a little, this A+ list mostly movie actor is doubling down on his shady behavior with a guy, not exactly known for being squeaky clean either. Leonardo DiCaprio (Vivi Nevo)

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#12**
This still technically in the closet OITNB actress has been on the verge of moving in with her girlfriend of a couple of months but hooked up with another woman this past weekend. Taylor Schilling

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#13**
What started out as just a thought mentioned in passing has turned into a full on fling. This actor is foreign born. Probably B+ list right now. He has had a great last 18 months or so and next year will probably be A list and have a franchise. A franchise that has been reincarnated literally a bazillion times. Anyway, last year he was doing press for a movie that premiered this year. He ran into this permanent A+ list mostly movie actress. If you have that many wins/nominations, you are permanent A+ list. Married. When they were introduced, our actress said she knew who the actor was and that she heard the actor had been talking about her. Crushing on her actually. One thing led to another and throughout this year they have managed to connect a handful of times and apparently it is mind blowing for both of them. Well, coming from his side. So, maybe it is not mind blowing for her, but lets just say it is. Idris Elba/Meryl Streep

Which A LIST action star made the mistake with sleeping with a D LIST reality star and now she is telling all. "He has an amazing body and a huge thick penis but he can’t get it hard. I think he does too much coke," she tells NAUGHTY GOSSIP. "He’s a great kisser and when he drops his pants everything looks great, but you wait and wait and wait and nothing happens. You would think he would be embarrassed, but he thinks the size of his fame makes up for the size of his limp penis!"

137. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/14
Call the pound because this dog needs to be put on a leash. I'm told by insiders at this channel that the former partner of this A-list entertainer (loosely used) wants to appear on one of their upcoming reality (again, loosely used) shows. "The fee is a little high," whispers my source, "but we can bring that down." The problem is the ex. "If [name omitted] finds out, they'll kill the casting by threats against us and [the partner's name omitted]." Sinitta/Simon Cowell

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#1**
This former A- list franchise actress turned into movie of the week fodder/escort will tell you that some clients get out of hand. One beat her pretty badly recently but she will keep doing what she does because acting and her sparse reality gigs don’t cover her monthly bills. Tara Reid

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#2**
Apparently if she had her way, this A list solo and group singer would get married to her A list boyfriend. Since she ignores all his publicly bad qualities, I guess she is ok with the cheating too. She really should stop to think about all this. Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#3**
Usually this on screen and off screen mogul just does the summer time bearding. Maybe, because this year he didn’t really get the attention he wanted, he is trying for someone for awards season. He doesn’t usually reach so high on the list to find a beard so this should be interesting. Ryan Seacrest/Adriana Lima

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#4**
This cable host who has a more lucrative main job is making her cable bosses nervous. Apparently she is really pushing the boundaries of what they feel comfortable with in her personal life and are afraid she is going to bring it to some show. Hey, her celebrity boyfriend is definitely under her spell too. His parents say that once he started dating his girlfriend he stopped speaking to them entirely. Nessa/Colin Kaepernick

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#6**
This A list mostly television actress who does headline movies from time to time and even does standup had some recent viral fame for telling off a member of her audience. It was staged. Everything said on both sides was scripted before hand. Amy Schumer

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#7**
Speaking of staged, the whispers are getting louder that the very public event that happened during a live television show this week was staged. Ryan Lochte "Dancing With the Stars" ambush

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#8**
Apparently this offspring of a permanent A+ lister has a big booze problem despite being barely old enough to drive. Rocco (Madonna and Guy Richie’s son); Brooklyn Beckham

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#9**
This Housewife must need some new capital for a company because she is doing her venture capital casting couch thing again. Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#10**
#1 – She might have had to leave this cable network, but because she knew so many secrets and had the receipts, she got a massive amount of money. The Xenu folks probably have their eye on it. Greta Van Susteren ("FOX News")

#2 – This significant other of a Teen Mom should maybe think about a paternity test. The timing is very very close to a hookup with her ex. Maci Bookout/Taylor McKinney

#3 – This permanent A list singer probably won’t be sharing that almost half the people at her South American concerts got their tickets for free because no one was willing to pay to see her. Mariah Carey

147. MR. X 09/14 **#1**
It looks like the wife of this cable reality star was right to go all Bernadine Harris ("Waiting To Exhale") on him because he was definitely cheating with this Grammy Award winner.
Joseline Hernandez/Stevie J/Faith Evans

148. MR. X 09/14 **#2**
On her most recent tour, this A+ list singer went a little diva on some of her employees. In the past, she has been super nice to them, but not so much this time. Reports of having to give her at least three feet of space at all times when she was walking and her ignoring anyone and everyone unless she had a reason to interact with them. Taylor Swift

149. MR. X 09/14 **#3**
The feud between these former tweeners who seemingly had been friends for a very long time and followed nearly the same path through to adulthood has its issues in drugs. They both love them and cause them to lash out. Also, they are both paranoid the other is talking about them to others and selling stories to tabloids. Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato

150. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/15
I feel dirty, Gossipers, because I know I'm supposed to hate this A-list writer for his crimes against television and movies, but I just can't. Not anymore. A friend (a jobbing actress) got in touch with me recently to talk shop and our A-list writer came naturally up (We must have been talking biggest queens in Hollywood) and although I was down on the guy, my friend was not. "He's the biggest defender of women in this industry," she swears. "Especially older women! He is one of the select few will go to the bat for them every time." He's earned my begrudging respect. For now. Tell me, Gossipers: Who is our A-list writer? PS: You wouldn't know my actress friend, in case you were wondering. Although if the world is fair and talent rewarded, one day you will. Ryan Murphy

Insiders at New York Fashion Week told Page Six the scene’s been crawling with crashers. "There has been a lot of backstage gate-crashing," stylist June Ambrose told us at Bibhu Mohapatra’s show at the Skylight at Moynihan Station. "People know that the hot tickets are to be ‘seen’ at top shows. There have been a number of reality [TV stars] crashing backstages." A source told us that at Vera Wang’s show invited VIPs included Chloë Sevigny, but that Wang’s team is investigating how crashers, who nabbed seats from invited guests, got in. "Security has been very loose this season," Ambrose explained. "If you move with the shuffle .?.?. you can get in." La La Anthony, Jessica Jung, June Ambrose, Jasmine Sanders

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#1**
This B+ list mostly television actress is wrapping up her pay cable show and is cheating on her boyfriend with a showrunner where she wants to land next. Emmy Rossum ("Shameless")

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#2**
The corporation owned by this A+ list mostly movie actor who made his fame on a long running network show has given 100K to a white power group. This actor is still young. Think fairly new A+ lister. Ashton Kutcher ("That ‘70s Show") (A-Grade Investments)

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#3**
This closeted A- list mostly movie actor got really testy with a reporter while promoting his latest movie. The reporter started asking questions about the actor’s relationship with the man who lives with the actor. Jeremy Renner ("Arrival")

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#4**
One person who won’t be invited back to this reality show is the former almost A- list actress turned escort. Brutal is what the producer of the show called her appearance. Lindsay Lohan (Jamie Oliver’s U.K. cooking show "Friday Night Feast")

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#5**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who cheated and cheated on his offspring actress wife until he finally left her for someone half her age was doing lines like a champ while out of the country the other night. Antonio Banderas in Moscow

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#6**
The B+ list actress offspring of a permanent A list singer has started wearing gloves on her hands all the time because she thinks they make her look old. Can you botox hands? She botoxes the heck out of her face.
Liv Tyler

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#7**
It really cracks me up when this former B+ list mostly television actress talks about catching guys who cheated on her and blah blah blah. She is the biggest cheater out there but she never talks about that. OK, not the biggest. A big cheater. Frequent. Naya Rivera

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#8**
There was no thought of him (A+ list mostly movie actor) leaving his wife and this former A list mostly movie actress never asked him to. They just decided to hook up while they were filming. Oh, the former A lister does want some parts out of it. For once though she wasn’t having sex for publicity. The guy is such a tool. His wife won’t ever leave him though. He could be having sex with someone and call his wife to bring him more condoms and she still wouldn’t leave. Mark Wahlberg/Kate Hudson ("Deepwater Horizon")

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#9**
I feel like I missed a split announcement. I checked. Apparently this acting couple is still together. She is way way higher on the list. She is foreign born and B+ list. Had a franchise that ended. Big one. Based on books that were actually good. Anyway, she was making out with some guy at a party this past week. She was drunk. Maybe that will be her excuse if she is busted by her boyfriend.

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#10**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who was a homewrecker with the guy (director) she was sleeping with is suffering from an eating disorder that is affecting her ability to stay pregnant. Not with the guy she homewrecked with. No, she dumped him the same way she met him. On a movie set. She is trying to get pregnant with the new guy.
Actress: Sienna Miller
Guy: Ben Affleck ("Live By Night")
New guy: Bennett Miller

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#11**
This former A+ list tweener who had a really bad drug problem has seemingly kicked it for now. His fellow band members basically told him he was out if he kept using and he vowed to stop and has. Joe Jonas

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#12**
Someone going in the opposite direction of #11 is this actor who used to be A list. Drugs got the best of him for awhile and it took him a long time to work his way back up to A list on television. He is blowing it though with his relapse. The women he is sleeping with probably won’t help his marriage out either. Christian Slater

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#13**
#1 – This foreign born A list mostly movie actor has a franchise. He also has a record relationship going right now. Part of the reason it has probably lasted so long is their mutual love of women and his willingness to pay his girlfriend money every time she brings home someone to share. Gerard Butler/Morgan Brown

#2 – Apparently this former B+ list mostly television actor who mainly crashed and burned his way through show after show for the past decade finally found a very safe landing spot. He has always been a huge cheater. There he was on vacation with his back on again B list girlfriend. They had been back together for a week or two at the most and already cheated on her three times before she caught him and dumped him. Wilmer Valderrama/Minka Kelly

#3 – Our favorite pro beard might soon be getting her walking papers. She makes a very good living acting so it has never been a money thing for her. I think she never really knew how to get out of it but it sounds like it is being done for her. Olivia Munn (Aaron Rodgers)

165. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/16
"Terrifying in person" are the words of my source. "Absolutely terrifying in person. She's attractive in photographs and videos and movies, but if you see her, you'll find her intimidating and scary-looking. It's like she's wearing some kind of a Halloween mask. It's just terrifying." My source is talking about an A-list actress that was once considered amongst the most beautiful women in the world. This is the fifth or sixth time I've been told similar remarks about this A-list actress. Nicole Kidman

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#1**
The often angry former tween actress turned A- list singer really should lay off the coke before interviews if it is going to make her even more angry than usual.
Ariana Grande (Ryan Seacrest interview)

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#2**
Our favorite closeted former network television actor tried to get a certain book (author) banned from his current show because the book doesn’t mention him. The book wouldn’t have anything nice to say about him anyway. Darren Criss ("Hedwig and the Angry Inch")/Naya Rivera

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#3**
Previously I wrote a blind about this cable Bachelor type show and the star of it who is still escorting. Now there have been pictures and videos released of things the star did for clients and they are some of the most shocking things you will ever see. Actually, you would probably look at one and then go back to your happy place. The producers of the show are going crazy. That is what happens when you put the former boy bander in charge. Robert Sepulveda ("Meet My Prince Charming")/Lance Bass

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#4**
Trouble finishing the filming of this move starring an A+ list mostly movie actress who falls a lot. Apparently she had a fling on set and when the married actor broke it off halfway through filming, our actress really slowed her pace of work as a way to get back at the actor. Jennifer Lawrence/Chris Pratt ("Passengers")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#5**
Guys can have eating disorders too and this brand new actor who got cast as the lead in a movie for basically his first role about a permanent A+ lister suffers from anorexia. He was up at the film festival north of the border and passed out from a lack of eating. Devon Terrell ("Barry" about Barack Obama)

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#6**
This new pay cable show is awful. It is the second time around for it and it is awful. Anyway, this foreign born former franchise actress who had a small role in two of the installments is finally getting her big break with the show. She is living in a house owned by her married lover who happens to be the main lead in the show. Angela Sarafyan ("Westworld")

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#7**
Earlier this week I wrote about the former escort turned actor who had that pay cable show for awhile. Anyway, apparently he had sex a few weeks ago and kept stopping every few minutes to smoke some meth. Thomas Jane ("Hung")

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#8**
This pay cable actress is denying dating her co-star because of the relationship she is already in. Also, the timing of her relationship with her co-star would be examined more closely and that is never a good thing. Ruth Wilson/Joshua Jackson ("The Affair")

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#9**
I think this foreign born songwriter/DJ/singer might hate this A+ lister but anything he writes about her is not referring to anything in a boyfriend/girlfriend capacity because that was non-existent. Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#10**
KINDNESS: This French Meryl Streep has donated all of her movie paychecks for the last several years to various charities. Juliette Binoche

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#11**
This now slightly lesser known actress than her acting sibling has started smoking a ton of pot. Apparently she is hoping it will override her instincts not to eat because even she is starting to worry about how little she eats. Rooney Mara (Kate)

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#12**
So, you know that actor from the video earlier? Yeah, one of his favorite things is to get women drunk and then have them sleep over. No sex, just sleep with them in the bed after staring at them for hours while they are sleeping. So, yeah, not creepy at all. Corey Feldman

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#13**
This foreign born A+ list singer likes to keep to herself. She likes to avoid paps and anything that puts her more in the public eye. Because of her secrecy, there are things that take a loooong time to find out. Her drinking. Once just kind of a joke is turning into a big deal. She is secret enough that she could probably go to rehab and no one would even know. Plus, when she got out she would never do a Kneepads cover story about it. So, with that in mind, I guess the odds are long that we will ever see her with the new guy in her life. Yes, the one she is cheating on her boyfriend with. Ahh, but wait. Because she is so quiet everyone still thinks he is her boyfriend, but considering he got another woman pregnant, then perhaps they are on a little break or completely split up. In that case, the new guy would not be cheating. So many secrets. Adele

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#1**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actor has been on this one word cable show forever. Recent reports of his fan encounters have been less than good. Apparently he ignores when he can and brushes off at other times. Refuses to ever take photos unless he is basically trapped or forced. Patrick J. Adams "Suits"

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#2**
This Housewife couple is being investigated by the feds in connection with a former reality star and her family. Teresa and Joe Giudice/Victoria Gotti

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#3**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor is on vacation with his wife to see if this shambles of what is called a marriage is going to continue. I don’t see an announcement being made until after he does press for his new movie. Don’t want all the questions to be about the marriage, or lack thereof. Benedict Cumberbath/Sophie Hunter

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#4**
It took about two weeks for this network reality star to hook up with his celebrity partner. I honestly thought it would take a couple of weeks longer. Amber Rose/Maksim Chmerkovskiy ("Dancing With the Stars")

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#1**
This married A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee should probably wise up that her husband is just a glorified star f**ker who has been going through her money as fast as he went through other people’s money. Natalie Portman/Benjamin Millepied

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#2**
This OITNB actress loves going to comments sections of sites that mention her old roommate and posting links to her porn past. The old roommate says the OITNB actress forced her to do porn. Taryn Manning  (Holly Hartman)

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#3**
That big concert in NYC next week is just a money grab disguised as a charity. It is also so the promoter can feel like a big shot and pose with a bunch of celebrities. Global Citizen Festival

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#4**
Our A+ list mostly movie actor is spending a lot less time with his beard and a lot more with his boyfriend. This makes the second or third time in a week they have been out in public together. Bradley Cooper

187. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/19
Weird blind item for you today, folks. One I've had to reword as to not make it too obvious, but my source assures me is as good as gold. We have an A-lister of part-Arabic ethnicity. She was raised in the United States of America as a nondenominational Christian, but lately she's started dating a Muslim man. The Muslim man is like a lot of typical westernised Muslims. He ranges from non-caring nominal to flat-out Jihadist, depending on the time of day. Recently he's been broaching the subject of conversion. She's extremely unsure. He takes it so seriously sometimes that it could become an issue that makes or breaks them. He may or may not be famous. Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik

188. NY POST/PAGE SIX 09/19
1. Which fashionista accidentally mixed alcohol and Ambien and woke up nearly naked on a plane?

2.What reality star’s team has been toying with a plan for her to "come out" as a lesbian this fall as a p.r. stunt to boost interest in her "storyline?" Kendall Jenner

3. Which famous beauty has been hassling top New York fashion and beauty execs to send her expensive freebies including the latest luxury designer bags?

4. Which famed journalist’s incredibly taut face has media insiders gossiping about a too-severe face-lift? Katie Couric

189. MR. X 09/19 **#1**
EMMY AWARDS: Why yes, that was the B/C-list actress "wife" of a winner/nominee last night hovering up a vial of coke in the bathroom. An old trick she has kept from her days partying at Studio 54. Kelly Preston (John Travolta)

190. MR. X 09/19 **#2**
EMMY AWARDS: What red carpet correspondent didn’t make any new friends last night after she overheard the actress she snubbed blame her for the firing of her past co-hosts on that show? She yelled at her: "THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES, YOU B**CH!!" Classy.. Giuliana Rancic/Amy Schumer (Kelly Osbourne and Kathy Griffin)

191. MR. X 09/19 **#3**
EMMY AWARDS: Which on and off screen costars were told to stay away from each other by their PR people because they’re still worried about (true) rumors regarding the paternity of her baby? Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn ("Scandal")

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#1**
EMMY AWARDS: This A/A- list mostly television actress apparently got into a huge fight with her actor husband after he slipped in his sobriety. It is the reason she almost didn’t make it to the ceremony and why she came alone. Kristen Bell/Dax Shepard

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#2**
EMMY AWARDS: This Emmy nominee/winner from last night from a big winner was spotted holding a crack pipe in his hands most of the night that he was rolling through his fingers like a poker player handling a chip. Cuba Gooding Jr. ("The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story")

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#3**
EMMY AWARDS: This Grammy winner/nominee was one of the biggest divas of the night. If she didn’t recognize the person she was just rude and nasty to people. Everyone was in her way. How come she didn’t get a better seat. The swag bags should have been larger. Complain, complain, complain.

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#4**
EMMY AWARDS: Imagine the surprised look on the face of this person at a pre-Emmy party when they walked in on this married to an actress (Emmy nominee/winner), closeted B+ list mostly television actor getting orally serviced by a man in the bathroom of an unused ballroom at a party. Hugh Dancy/Claire Danes

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#5**
EMMY AWARDS: This married foreign born A- list mostly television actor has more than a handful of Emmy nominations/wins. At a pre-Emmy party he met a woman who charges by the hour, or in this case night and the two ended up together most of the night and part of the next morning. It is one of the reasons he also missed the start of the show. Hugh Laurie

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#6**
EMMY AWARDS: This always creepy A- list mostly television actor wasn’t nominated last night but he still was there. At a party after the show, he sent his wife trolling for threesome partners that he picked out. Apparently for the past couple of weeks they have been doing this almost every night because they had not had a chance in awhile. Terrence Howard (wife Mira Pak had a baby in May)

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#7**
EMMY AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actor who was a winner/nominee last night for a hit cable show was obviously on something. I asked AP about it and she said that when she saw him that he was one part of the night withdrawn and not talking to anyone and at other times was literally in the space of the person he was talking too within a couple of inches of their face. People were trying to back off when he was talking to them and he kept pushing forward. Not in a confrontational way, but she said it appeared he was on something too. Rami Malek ("Mr. Robot")

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#8**
EMMY AWARDS: This tries to stay closeted comedian with a long successful career is an Emmy winner/nominee. He brought what looked to be a teen or barely out of his teens companion. Our actor would not stop hugging on him or fixing his hair. The companion looked annoyed. Maybe our actor has just finally said f**k it and is coming out. Louie Anderson (sex extortion)

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#9**
EMMY AWARDS: At the rehearsals for the show, the flirting between this foreign born A- list dual threat actor who is an Emmy winner/nominee and this foreign born actress got a bit out of hand. That top she was wearing kept falling down every time she raised her arms above her head and she seemed to be doing that every couple of minutes. They left the place in a very good mood and left together which is not how they arrived. Pretty sure someone now has a voodoo doll of her. Tom Hiddleston (Taylor Swift)/Priyanka Chopra

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#10**
EMMY AWARDS: This one year wonder/former beard/part-time model was cruising through multiple Emmy parties looking for a boyfriend or at least someone to pay her bills for next month. She used to be much more discreet. Olivia Culpo (Miss Universe 2012)

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#11**
EMMY AWARDS: This A list mostly television actor gets that high on the list because he is the lead in multiple shows. Plus, he had an iconic role. His strategy last night at parties was the same as it is on his shows. Mass groping until someone responds in the positive. The thing is, despite everyone knowing what a tool he is, he gets away with it and always finds someone to take home. Matt LeBlanc (Joey on "Friends")

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#12**
EMMY AWARDS: A little change of pace for his Academy/Emmy winner/nominee. The closeted A list actor went with someone much older than he normally does. Plus, his date is kind of famous. The fact they went together is even more amazing. Bet he had a teenager waiting for him at home though. Kevin Spacey/Evan Lowenstein

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#13**
EMMY AWARDS: This Game Of Thrones actress who has never been a blind ( I think five have. Emilia. Natalie. Sophie. Maisie. Maybe Gwendoline, but I have to check.) really needs to start eating. She fainted at a party last night because she had nothing to eat for a couple of days to fit in her dress. Hannah Murray (Gilly)

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#14**
EMMY AWARDS: It is always tough to come up with a winner for biggest coke user of the night. You have to go by what you see. There were probably others not seen who did more. In any event, the winner from last night is this former teen actress who probably thought she would get another network hit show when her big one ended. Nope. She has bounced between bad television and bad movies but will always have that hit show so beloved by many for her resume. Maggie Grace ("Lost")

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#15**
EMMY AWARDS: (KINDNESS) This ABC actress who should have been nominated for her hit show was hit up by some neighbors of hers to buy some popcorn for Christmas to raise money to send a bunch of kids to Europe for school. Anyway, she bought several hundred bucks worth of popcorn and then handed them a stack of tickets to a variety of Emmy after parties and told them to auction them all off. The very next night the school auctioned them off and enough money for a trip this year and next year was raised. Constance Wu ("Fresh Off the Boat")

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#16**
EMMY AWARDS: It is now time for the award for most high from pot. For the first time ever, we have two winners. We are going to bestow the first award to this A- list mostly television actress who rocks it as a movie actress too. She was hot boxing on the way to the show. Serious contact high for anyone near her on the red carpet. The award for most high during the show is this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who only gets that high because of the longevity of the network show on which she appears. She will probably be forced to make Blue Crush 6 once her show ends if she wants to stay in the business. She was vaping all night.
#1: Taraji P. Henson
#2: Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#17**
EMMY AWARDS: Continuing the awards, the winner for most drunk is a tie. Yes, again, there are two winners. One, who was being a fun drunk and stumbling her way through the parties after getting a good start during the show is this actress who stars on a hit almost television show which was a big winner last night. This fake fun loving talk show host was sullen to put it mildly and bitter and rude as the night and parties progressed. There were a lot of people who saw his true colors. When he gets older he is going to be a nasty drunk.
#1: Gaby Hoffman ("Transparent" on Amazon)

#2: Jimmy Fallon

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#18**
EMMY AWARDS: This former franchise actress who was an Emmy winner/nominee last night was in obvious pain from a very recent breast enlargement and lift. The dress was too tight, but she winced her way through the night. One thing I found surprising is she wasn’t drinking at all last night. Kirsten Dunst

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#19**
EMMY AWARDS: (KINDNESS) This pay cable actress who won’t be working her show for much longer has been a kindness before. Most of the time though she is on the other side of the fence. Last night, an elderly man fell to the ground when he was shoved by some PR people trying to move their client through the press line. Our actress basically told people to back the f**k up and bent down and helped the man up. Everyone else had seen him there and just walked by because you know, their meal ticket didn’t stop. Emmy Rossum ("Shameless" although it was renewed at the last minute) (KINDNESS #1) (KINDNESS #2)

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#20**
#1 – This talk show host reeked of booze which is kind of shocking considering it has calories in it. Apparently she partied hard the night before and she was a ragged mess while hosting. Giuliana Rancic

#2 – This stylist/fashion designer/reality star was paranoid beyond belief last night. She probably should put down the meth pipe and focus on what she is wearing. Stacy London

#3 – This A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show got into an argument after the show. Our actress is a Trump supporter which surprisingly is not that uncommon on her show. There are at least four on the show who are going to vote for him. Another five won’t and then two will probably blow it off. Anyway, she got into it big time with a green party supporter of all things. Julie Bowen ("Modern Family")

#4 – This former late night actor turned late night other job duties guy was hitting on women with his actress girlfriend ten feet away. He doesn’t care about anyone but himself. Fred Armisen/Natasha Lyonne

#5 – This B list mostly television actress on a spin off of a hit cable show is sleeping with a married producer on the show. Apparently last night he was with his wife so things were awkward.

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#21**
EMMY AWARDS: Sometimes, the brand is more important than the person. That is what the producers of the show, including the A list mogul behind it all decided a few years ago. The show is worldwide. It crashed and burned here, although everyone knows the name of it. It is one of those talent type shows that are so prevalent. This happened in the home country of the show. A female contestant made it through to the live rounds. This was odd in of itself because of the way she made it through to the live rounds. She never performed in the live rounds. Too sick to go on everyone said. Not the whole story or even close to it. The woman was raped in the hotel used by the contestants. Fearing the show would be shut down or the name tarnished, they made the woman a deal. She took the deal. The thing is, the producers and mogul and powers behind the scenes just wanted her gone and to have her be as far away from their brand as possible. Technically they followed the letter of the deal, but not the spirit. They just wanted her to sign their deal and be done with her. "X Factor"/Simon Cowell (PROBABLY: Lucy Spraggan)

213. RADAR ONLINE 09/19
Hollywood is poised to out the A-list star who raped tragic ’80s child star Corey Haim and has brazenly gotten away with the abuse for almost three decades. RadarOnline is choosing not to name the superstar sexual predator at this time, but can reveal that he is one of the most recognizable faces in the industry. In what would be the biggest development yet in exposing the seedy underbelly of organized pedophilia at the heart of Tinseltown, people close to the late Haim — who died in 2010 of a drug overdose at the age of 38 — are threatening to out the pedophile who raped the teen prodigy. If they do, it would inevitably become one of the biggest pedophile scandals in America’s history. The closeted perv has never come out as gay — and even has children of his own. But in truth, the star behind the family-man facade is an evil monster who has led an extraordinarily twisted double-life. He was the "kingpin" of a child sex ring that ensnared Haim and Corey Feldman, multiple sources have told Radar over the span of a gut-wrenching, four-year investigation into the Hollywood scandal and cover up. "This dirty little secret is an open secret among so many in the biz," revealed one showbiz insider. Reporters from Radar have spoken to dozens of sources, who have revealed how Haim pinpointed his depraved abuser in the final years of his troubled life. The star of Lucas, Watchers and the Oscar-nominated Murphy’s Romance bemoaned how his shocking allegations of rape and abuse at the hands of this powerful man had gone unchecked for decades. The individual — a household name and revered by millions around the globe — had systematically abused him as a young boy, both on-and-off set, in their trailers and at parties attended by other A-List actors, Haim told friends. The shocking abuse caused him emotional and physical torture in the later years of his life, they said. "The first time this man raped Corey was after he got him high on pot," said a source. "He fooled him. Corey was vulnerable, and he fell for this person. He believed, like so many victims, that he was ‘in love’ with his abuser. He was so confused by the sexual encounter, and believed it was love." These individuals described Haim’s accounts as "credible and true." The allegations also shed an uncomfortable light on high-profile Hollywood institutions such as television and movie studios, along with the directors, producers and co-stars, who allowed children like Haim to fall into their rapist’s clutches. "In Corey’s case, many people in the industry were aware he was being abused by this man, and that no one did anything to stop it — or help him," a source who spent time with the pair told Radar. "Instead, this person would use his star power to intimidate, threaten, and muzzle those around him." Haim’s childhood friend, Feldman, has previously detailed how the impressionable pair were BOTH raped — Haim, first, at the age of 11 by a "Hollywood producer." The identity of the A-List individual at the center of Haim’s second nightmarish abuse occurred when he was in his mid-teens. Feldman claimed the sexual abuse Haim suffered as a child was directly responsible for his lifelong battle with drugs — and his eventual death. The star of 1980s movies such as The Goonies, Stand by Me and The Lost Boys said: "Let’s just say it this way: I know every single person that interfered with Corey’s life and he knew every person that interfered with mine." "I’m not able to name names," Feldman declared in a May interview with The Hollywood Reporter, but teased that the individual was still "prominently in the business" today. "People are frustrated, people are angry, they want to know how is this happening, and they want answers — and they turn to me and they say, "Why don’t you be a man and stand up and name names and stop hiding and being a coward?" said Feldman. "I would love to name names. I’d love to be the first to do it. But unfortunately California — conveniently enough — has a statute of limitations that prevents that from happening. "If I were to go and mention anybody’s name, I would be the one that would be in legal problems and I’m the one that would be sued." In California, police can file a charge of aggravated rape — that involves a weapon, more than one person, or seriously injures the victim — at any time, with no limitation. Prosecution for "normal" sexual assault has a statute of limitations of six years — a roadblock encountered by many of Bill Cosby’s alleged victims. What’s more, California’s notoriously tough libel laws ensured Haim and Feldman would never discuss their harrowing allegations in public for fear of being hauled into court. "The threat of being bankrupted by someone who ruled the corridors of power in Hollywood silenced their complaints before they ever went public, let alone dare to share their stories with police," revealed another source. "It ensured a culture of secrecy that has, sadly, prevailed for decades since." Charged another insider: "Corey Haim didn’t name his abuser in public because he was — and still is — so powerful that he feared he would ruin his career." But before he died, Haim DID name the sicko predator to some of his close friends and family. Said a pal: "He’d bottled everything up but he finally confided about what had happened. I said, ‘Go to the police!’ He said, ‘No. It’s all in the past and people will start talking and thinking I’m gay.’ "Corey was afraid Hollywood would ostracize him. He was a big star but this man was bigger. He said, ‘No one would ever believe me!‘" "It was ugly. To me, Corey was this innocent little Toronto kid. But these men chewed him up and spat him out." A top Hollywood insider said: "Just take a look at Bill Cosby. Some stars aren’t the perfect family-friendly individuals that the industry portrays them to be." "By exposing the sick and twisted double lives of Haim’s abuser and the likes of Bill Cosby, the veil of secrecy that has protected these creeps will be shattered," added the insider. "Their enablers will be exposed. The truth must be told." According to a source, one of Haim’s closest confidants is preparing to tell all — and name names — in the hope that new laws can be passed that would extend the statute of limitations for underage victims of sex abuse. He’s been offered various platforms to tell the story, including a primetime television special. "Holding power to account is justice," the source said. "This individual should be quaking in his boots. Their life is about to come crashing down."
Former child/teen actor: Corey Feldman

A+ list actor: Charlie Sheen
Former teen actor best friend: Corey Haim
Movie together: "Lucas"

214. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/20
Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. That's all these two A-list friends do when they get together. For a pair that claim to want to empower women, they sure as hell do their part tearing industry rivals apart over dinners and meals. I suppose you don't get to the pinnacle of your profession by playing nice. Amy Schumer/Jennifer Lawrence; Amy Poehler/Tina Fey

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#1**
It is the former roommate’s turn to trash the OITNB actress. Apparently the OITNB actress went to rehab not that long ago but left after a couple of days and is in even worse shape than before. Taryn Manning

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#2**
This foreign born television actress moved from a superhero show to a cable show for this season. I would give her B list. Her long time foreign born boyfriend used to date an A- list actress forever. Anyway, the foreign born actress hooked up with a two first name B+ list actor a couple of weeks ago.

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#3**
This B+ list mostly movie actress with A list name recognition from an acting family says she kept saying no to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor with a wandering eye but he didn’t take no for an answer. Kate Hudson/Gerard Butler (TIFF)

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#4**
I guess we know why this permanent A list singer who always has tax problems dumped her husband. He was cheating with that video vixen turned author who kicked out her last partner for cheating. Mary J Blige (Kendu)/Karrine Steffans/Columbus Short

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#5**
At this point it seems as if this foreign born A+ list model/wannabe actor is stalking his in/out of the closet foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor ex. He needs to learn to not be so desperate sounding. Jon Kortajarena/Luke Evans

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#6**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister has been threatening to kill herself and her drug use is out of hand but there is no one to stage an intervention, let alone her boyfriend who doesn’t want to lose his ATM. He will when she dies. Paris Jackson

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#7**
Apparently this talk show host/wannabe superstar married to an A lister in his corner of the entertainment world wants to be even bigger. She has totally transformed her body via the knife and also her face. She used to have a great look but thinks the way to go is to look like that A list reality family. Shame. La La Anthony/Carmelo Anthony (the Kardashians)

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#8**
It is sad to see what this former almost A+ list singer turned reality star is doing to pay off her debts. She has swallowed some pride and closed her eyes before to make money, but she is being used and abused right now and it is awful to watch. Toni Braxton/Birdman

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#9**
This charity giving B+ list mostly movie actress is headed down a dangerous path if she gets any more involved with this foreign born model/turned worst actress on earth. The model loves coke. Would probably swim in it if she could figure out a way and the B+ lister has a coke issues that goes back almost a decade. They do not need to be together. Amber Heard/Cara Delevingne

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#10**
This B+ list singer who used to be a tweener actress was talking about her addiction issues while wasted. Nice. Selena Gomez

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#11**
This should almost be a big blind, but there are not enough details to make it longer. This former A- list mostly television actress who crashed and burned a long time ago and is one of the favorites here once got her sister hooked on drugs and now appears to be doing a different kind of hooking with her. Mischa Barton (Hania)

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#12**
So, what do you do when you are spending money like water and it belongs to your kid? You try and keep it from him. What do you do when you are sleeping with your kid’s girlfriend? You keep it from him. How do you keep it from him? Well, if you are this A1 a-hole father of the past 40 years you do everything you can to set up your kid for failure just like with many of your other kids. Sure, this former A+ list mostly movie actor hasn’t killed one of them yet, but really, it is just blind luck none of them have died. I don’t think he wants his kid to die, but I know he wants him to go back where he came from so the dad can get back to spending the kid’s money and having sex with the girlfriend again. He keeps trying to get the kid to cave and give in to temptation. Just a truly awful human being. Ryan O’Neal (Redmond back to jail)

While millions of rumors circulate about why this A-LIST couple are getting divorces, sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP that the real reason is that she is dating a powerful politician! "She has been getting more and more interested in politics for years and finds Hollywood dull and boring. She is more focused on helping children around the world. Through her adventures she has met some very powerful politicians. One of them she has fell in love with. That is the real reason why she filed for divorce." THIS IS A SUPER HARD ONE TO GUESS! WINK!!!!!!! Angelina Jolie (Baroness Arminka Helic) (William Hague)

228. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/21
Overheard! This D-lister (looser than a Kardashian's pussy) complaining about the treatment she received from an A-list pop star. 'I can't believe he ended things like that!' she decried loudly to a friend in a crowded New York bar. They had enjoyed a very short relationship in which he promised the world and delivered 30 second of awkward thrusts, but our E-lister doesn't seem to mind. 'It was fun and it raised my profile,' she said to a different source, 'but to end things like that!' Apparently he asked to meet up with her again and never called or texted. She read about his next relationship on the Daily Mail. Awks. Sofia Richie/Justin Bieber

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#1**
The girlfriend of this multiple talk show host was ticked off she was not asked to be part of a photo session for a tabloid. Just shows you what he really thinks of her. And why he cheats on her all the time. Michael Strahan/Kayla Quick

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actress who is still disliked by everyone on her hit show thinks everyone would be freaked out that she is hooking up with a woman so she also has a beard, but instead of paying him does hook up with him too. He is the one you see in public photos. Jamie Alexander ("Blindspot")

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#3**
This Harry Potter actor with a drinking problem obviously doesn’t have it under control if an event this week is any indication. At least he is a happy drunk. Daniel Radcliffe

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#4**
This foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee is married but at the premiere of his latest movie it didn’t stop him from groping and kissing women which is what he usually does. The fact he was all sweaty and gross didn’t seem to put them off. Gérard Depardieu

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#5**
I would say it is not just the pills or the botox alone that keep this former A list singer numb, but a combination of the two. There is just no life in her half the time you see her. She is trying to make a singing comeback but thankfully has given up acting forever. Fergie

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#6**
This former B+ list mostly television actress/celebrity offspring who was on a long running hit show, now can be seen sometimes in an almost television show. She can also be seen in Vegas some weekends because she is not above a little pay for play if the price is right. The price is very high. Minka Kelly ("Friday Night Lights") ("The Path")

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#7**
At least one person, and probably more are really glad this long running network hit has ended. Sure, there will be a spinoff, but not everyone will be back for that. Anyway, the lead actress of the original is getting divorced. Her husband just walked out one day. It would be so ironic if he ended up with her co-star.

Show: "The Good Wife"
Lead actress: Julianna Margulies (Keith Lieberthal)
Co-star: Archie Panjabi or Christine Baranski

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#8**
I’m kind of shocked this married, foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor doesn’t have an Academy Award nomination. He does have an Emmy nomination/win and hooked up with his foreign born co-star the other day when they were doing press for their new movie. Skipped a lunch event and hooked up in a hotel room where the event was being held. Ewan McGregor/Molly Parker ("American Pastoral")

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#9**
For the past year, this closeted NFL player has just not been his A+ list self. Things started going downhill when his ex-boyfriend announced his engagement and now, apparently his beard wants to dump him too. Aaron Rodgers/Kevin Lanflisi/Olivia Culpo

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#10**
This A- list Academy Award winner/nominee also does some things behind the camera. Oh, and comes from an acting family. He made a couple of moves on this former tweener turned singer who turned him down. So, our actor changed up things and hit on a woman who accepted his invitation to hook up. James Franco/Selena Gomez ("In Dubious Battle")

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#11**
Somehow I don’t think this is going to end well. I hope it goes well though. This celebrity offspring who is barely relevant as a celebrity is paying all the bills for her much higher on the list mother. The only condition is the mother has to stay sober. Frances Bean Cobain/Courtney Love

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#12**
This B/B- list comic actor has a new movie coming out within the next week. Apparently he still treats women like crap and told one woman he would never go out with her because her tits weren’t big enough. It wasn’t like she was talking to him or anything like that. She was at a screening of the movie and as he walked by he said it to her and then kept walking.

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#13**
Over the past decade, by my count this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has attempted suicide four times. Those are the ones I know about. I’m sure there were times when she was out of the country or stopped before she needed a doctor so the number is probably much higher. Also higher is the number of times she has threatened to kill herself and her children. One of her suicide attempts happened while she was pregnant. Another time she took one of her children into a very dangerous situation and threatened to kill herself and the child. I remember the birthday suicide attempt. Any kind of celebration that is not about her can turn into threats or attempts. The thing is though, the one person who was always there and always able to talk her down is gone now. It makes me wonder whether the next time it happens, if it will be the end. Angelina Jolie (Brad Pitt)

242. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/22
Now, I love this B-list comedian with all my heart. I met him once at a party and he was telling me how VIP rooms at clubs nearly always suck. "There's no 'V' or 'I'," he moaned. "It's just People. About three people. It's awkward.' One encounter the funnyman did share with me is when he walked into a VIP room once and saw this gay A-list singer getting a lap dance from two male strippers. 'He waved me over and I just, like, had an entire conversation with this gay guy getting a lap dance. It was the weirdest fucking thing.' Elton John/Graham Norton

Which A-LIST female star recently caught her A-LIST husband in bed with a much younger man. The two were naked and certainly were not sleepy. She has a reputation for a wild sexual past and has slept with many women before she got married. But she is having none of this and has decided to end the relationship. CLUE: IT MIGHT NOT BE AS OBVIOUS AS YOU THINK! BOOM!

244. POPBITCH 09/22
Which posh British actor is so keen to prove his eco-greenness that he has a strict policy of only flushing his home toilet once a day (solid or liquid); a policy which he adheres to even if he has guests visiting? Colin Firth (wife Livia Giuggioli founded Eco Age Ltd.)

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#1**
About a month or so ago I wrote a blind about an actor who always comes looking for things written about him. Well, that actor, who is in a relationship also has a new show that starts airing tonight. He is cheating on his girlfriend. Daniel Sunjata ("Notorious")

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#2**
She might seem perfect but this celebrity married to an A+ list mostly movie actor has a big coke problem. I think she does it to stay thin. Amal Clooney (George)

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#3**
This married closeted A list singer sure was being cozy with that makeup artist of hers. The thing is though, our singer already has a makeup artist she hires. This one seems to be more for comfort after shows alone in a hotel suite. Beyoncé

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#4**
A new show for this former A list mostly television actress who has been acting since a teen and has an iconic role that will probably be permanently remembered. To celebrate her new show, the married actress got a breast enlargement. Doesn’t really seem her style, but she did it. Won’t ever talk about it though. She doesn’t talk about much of anything. Alexis Bledel (Rory "Gilmore Girls")

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#5**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress is having her people spin to tabloids that she is single. I just think they want to make sure the cheating thing is not discussed or the fact that the cable actor she cheated with has already cheated on her multiple times. Try to make it all go away is what her people want. Diane Kruger/Joshua Jackson/Norman Reedus (and Norman is still doing it. She will hook up with him even though he hooks up with a co-star and whatever extra/groupie comes along)

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actor who is the lead in a move that was released in the past few weeks had a threesome while out of the country doing press. Neither of the two other people were his wife. Joseph Gordon Levitt ("Snowden")

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#7**
I never saw this one coming. This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress is on a losing television streak of epic proportions. She just can’t get one to stick but is trying again this year. She hotboxed her dressing room before a talk show appearance. Minnie Driver ("The Talk")

I’m still waiting for the news to break about this Grey’s actress cheating on her husband with a co-star. Ellen Pompeo/Jesse Williams

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is the celebrity offspring of parents even more famous has been cheating on her celebrity husband for the past two years with a woman. Jamie Lee Curtis (Tony Curtis & Janet Leigh)/Christopher Guest

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#10**
This C- list singer you have never heard of but is a celebrity offspring from a very very hit tv show from back in the day that set some fashion trends likes to pretend she is barely out of her teens but is a decade older. She had been trying to make it big for years and was getting nowhere. Then, she slept with the founder of the label and the next thing you know she is everywhere. Imaj/Philip Michael Thomas (Tubbs "Miami Vice") (born August 16, 1989)

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#11**
This A list singer in a group and solo straight up caught her A list singer boyfriend cheating but still won’t dump him. Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#12**
Apparently this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who gave up a franchise is having some performance issues with local women he has tried to have sex with while filming his new movie. Does he have those problems with his actress wife? Daniel Craig ("James Bond") (filming "Logan Lucky" in Douglasville, Georgia)/Rachel Weisz

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#13**
There is an almost network show that has been on forever. The lead actor on the show was out to dinner with some members of his church. Apparently the discussion was mainly about the upcoming election and if there was any hope of getting rid of gay marriages. The actor then went on a rant about how he is sick of questions about whether his character is gay and that he would never be supportive of his character being gay because our actor does not want kids to think being gay is normal. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, but the fandom is basically based on this, so probably not something they wanted to hear. Jensen Ackles ("Supernatural")

258. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/23
You are going to be judging this A-list actor so much after this one, Gossipers. He's certified A-list although he's long past his peak. We're going back to the mid 2000s during the height of this former A-list actress' career. She was young, dumb and outta control. You know the one. Our A-list actor totally hooked up her for some action. She was 18. He was in his 50s. That's low, man. Bruce Willis/Lindsay Lohan

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#1**
This actress just got her big break but is probably going to lose it this week because of things she has said in her past. Cast members on this show have been fired for way less and she is literally hanging on by a thread. Melissa Villase ("Saturday Night Live")

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#2**
I’m not telling him how to live his life, but perhaps these foreign born A+ list parents could talk to their oldest about using protection when hooking up with random women. One of them yesterday said the offspring who has made a name for himself didn’t use any with her. Brooklyn Beckham (Victoria and David Beckham)

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#3**
This talk show host has tried acting but that didn’t work out to well for her. The maid who has been cleaning her hotel room the past few days says it looks like an entire rock group has been staying there instead of one person. Ashtrays filled every morning with bottles of booze and wine. Yes, even some leftover white powder on some of the tables. Chelsea Handler

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#4**
One of the exes of an A+ list mostly movie actor in the news this week says she is finished with an organization that has long been associated with her. Juliette Lewis (Scientology) (Brad Pitt)

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#5**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is working on her second movie franchise after being in one of the more famous shows of all-time. She is cheating on her significant other with a co-star in her current franchise.
Actress: Evangeline Lilly (Norman Kali)
Franchises: "Ant-Man"; "The Hobbit"
Show: "Lost"

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#6**
This A- list mostly television actor from a long running almost network show which is ending thinks his actress wife only smokes pot. Nope. She is a huge fan of snorting Adderall. A little MDMA when he is going to be shooting all day too. Ian Somerhalder ("Vampire Diaries")/Nikki Reed

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#7**
This A+ list pro athlete says one of her exes, who is someone all of you would know loved it when she would pretend to be a guy and use toys on him. That is a long way from the image he always tries to portray as a guy who goes through ten women a day. Lindsey Vonn/Tiger Woods

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#8**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress in this country still has not returned six figures worth of jewelry from the Emmy Awards the other night. Because she is the lead on a show, everyone is trying to handle this quietly. She wants to keep the stuff, and keeps promising someone or some company will pay for them. Things could get messy. Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#9**
This permanent A list singer is a diva. She might be the divas of all divas. Anyway, apparently she can’t stop smoking and drinking long enough to get her teeth whitened. They are atrocious. Instead, when she has photographs to take, she just puts in some fake teeth that are pearly white. Mariah Carey

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#10**
She is married, but she never spends any time with her husband. Not that she really spent time with him when they were dating either. Oh sure, she would drop her kid off with him before heading out to "work," but this former A- list celebrity seems to do everything she can to stay as far away from him as possible. Kendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#11**
This married former A+ list athlete is cheating on his wife who was even higher on that list than him as an athlete. Andre Agassi/Steffi Graf

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#12**
This B list actress doesn’t really act any more because she is not that great at it and would rather be behind the scenes anyway since the demise of her hit show which is almost becoming a faded memory at this point. Our actress tried some new version of botox or something that is the new and improved botox but it made her swell up like Violet after a blueberry. It also left a nasty rash on her upper arms and torso. Eva Longoria ("Desperate Housewives")

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#13**
#1 – This technically married now B+ list singer who was A list not that long ago has a new record out that has not done well. Recently it was her day with her child but didn’t show up. No one knew where she was until they saw a social media post that she was out of the country. Fergie

#2 – "I spilled some. You will just have to clean it. I have to go." With that, this A list reality star dashed out of her ride into the airport leaving a nice dusting of coke all over the back seat on floor. Khloé Kardashian

#3 – Just in time for the impending press tour of the second installment of this franchise is a 20 second video which shows the foreign born male lead sleeping naked in bed and a face pops in the recording which is definitely not his wife. Apparently that woman is trying to sell it, but there is no way to verify when it was shot. Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades Darker")

#4 – This A+ list mostly movie actor not named Brad Pitt is set to sit down with the FBI about some things within the next couple of weeks. So far, his attorney has kept them away, but can’t for much longer. Leonardo DiCaprio

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#1**
This foreign born so far one hit wonder who now also does hosting outside the country better be careful. Her new nose candy addiction courtesy of her boyfriend might damage some of that work she has done to it. Iggy Azalea/French Montana

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#2**
This co-host who bailed on one show for another should be careful what he says. His network bosses have an easy out clause and then he will be stuck doing only one show for half the year. I’m guessing someone would sign him up for a reality gig and he may be setting that up with his current promotional narrative. Michael Strahan

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#3**
This actor/writer is really good at staying quiet. Things his actress wife told him not to say and things not to say so his wife doesn’t find out about his on set cheating. Justin Theroux/Jennifer Aniston

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#4**
The game might finally be up as there are photos of this deep in the closet A list reality star making out with another model and they are not wearing many clothes. Kendall Jenner

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#1**
She does love publicity, but I think this former A+ list tween actress who did nothing for a loooong time until her cable show has no idea the guy she is seeing prefers that A+ list mostly movie actor he hangs around with several times a week. Hilary Duff/Jason Walsh/Bradley Cooper

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#2**
Don’t expect this celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity to do any product lines for people of color. She is as racist as her celebrity ex. She also makes way more money doing what she is doing than at any point in her life. That could change quickly once people find out about her. Kat Von D (Jesse James)

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#3**
She is a former network reality star set to get married but was arm in arm and hand in hand with his A- list mostly movie actor/comedian. He also has A+ list name recognition which she won’t ever have and will soon be replaced in the minds of millions. JoJo Fletcher/Jordan Rodgers/David Spade

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#4**
This awful actress turned reality star who has brought her horrible acting back to the television screen on occasion is really letting the drug use get out of control. If she goes to rehab, her carefully constructed ponzi scheme of a life will unravel. Tori Spelling

Which REAL HOUSEWIFE who loves the media spotlight was told "thanks, but no thanks," when she asked for a ticket to attend the debate. She is no fool. She knows 100 million people are going to be watching and she wants to be part of this epic event. She has big ambitions and is talking about her next career move – which will be in politics! This lady does not like being told "no," and has had her people call everyone to get her in. She has even been dropping Lester Holts name – thinking that thanks to Bravo and NBC relationship, that she is part of "the family." HOWLING. First TRUMP and now a REAL HOUSEWIFE! EEEWWWWWWWWWWW
Phaedra Parks ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")

281. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/26
I don't have to tell you, Gossipers, that the world of news journalism is a tough business. Although Katie Couric makes it look easy with that omnipresent Joker-smile, it's tough work. So tough that I'm willing to forgive this forcibly retired A-list news anchor for their transgressions, but I think I'm the only one. "The most hated "personality" in show business," swears just one source, "Barr none!" "Far too serious & far too arrogant," tells another. "There were legitimate celebrations when they were forced out," whispers a gossiper. "Everyone was pleased to see the back of that c***!" The last source doesn't lie, according to the others. There was a legit celebration held at a bar after the A-list anchor's retirement. Barbara Walters

282. MR. X 09/26
I had to check with several of my sources to authenticate this, but this fracas did indeed happen a couple of weeks ago. At a gay club in West Hollywood, this barely hanging on to A-list singer and sometime actress (let’s call her Madame) had booked the entire VIP lounge for a party with her friends. Suddenly, one of her friends comes over and whispers to the singer that this A/B-list singer and former tweener (let’s call her Deb) is there with a whole entourage and is demanding to use the VIP lounge. The tweener was throwing a fit and all of a sudden she marches past security and barges right into the VIP lounge. Keep and mind that these two ladies have never liked each other. Then this happened:
Madame: Hi there, can I help you with something sweetie?
Deb: Shut the fuck up, I had this lounge booked for today!
Madame: Honey, I’ve had this lounge booked for WEEKS and I wasn’t told YOU were coming here.
Deb: You’re so full of shit.
Madame: Funny, I’ve always thought the same about you. Well, if you want us out of here, we will. I can’t deal with baby diva temper tantrums. *Madame and her friends get up and leave*
Deb: Bye, bitch! Stay off the Coke while you’re at it!
Madame: I was going to say the same thing to you! Do something with your life! *laughs*
Deb: Bye, c*nt!
*they both flip each other off as Madame exits the club*
Deb: I can’t stand her!
Madame: Lady Gaga
Deb: Ariana Grande

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#1**
She is great, but maybe next time, this B+ list dual threat comic actress who still has not really been nominated for anything despite her skills, should not show up for a kid’s charity event quite so hung over. Skipping it probably would have been better in her condition. Or, maybe shower first. Something.

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#2**
For the first time I can remember, this closeted A+ list mogul/part-time tv host/producer actually hooked up with the closeted B list mostly movie actor he mentors. Maybe it was because they were out of LA. They both took some chances neither of them normally would. Ryan Seacrest/Taylor Lautner (2016 iHeartRadio Music Festival)

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#3**
She is barely in her teens, but this B+ list Disney actress was popping pills like a pro at a party this past weekend. Wouldn’t touch coke which is good. Destruction if you start that early. Just ask Lindsay Lohan. Skai Jackson ("Bunk'd")/Teen Vogue Celebrates 14th Annual Young Hollywood Issue; Merit Leighton ("Sofia the First")/"Dance Mom" Kalani’s Sweet 16th’ party

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#4**
Apparently to see the full picture, one must see who is financing the suit against this former A+ list mostly movie actor. It is that group you never want to cross. Jim Carrey (Cathriona White’s husband, Mark Burton, a Scientologist)

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actress wants you to think she is perfect. Nope. She bribed her way on to several boards by giving them vast sums of money. Money that was supposed to go to charity. Oh, and also bought herself $1M in jewelry despite telling people the $1M went to charity. Angelina Jolie

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#6**
Apparently this foreign born permanent A list model with a horrible temper is back on drugs. That is what precipitates the horrible temper. Most of the time. Naomi Campbell

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who did have a franchise that bombed has a new movie she is promoting and apparently has made producers of her next movie up in arms because of the amount of weight she has been gaining. She looks fine, but they think she is going to look all wrong for the role and want to dump her. Shailene Woodley (promoting "Snowden") ("The Divergent Series: Ascendant")

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#8**
The lesser known model sibling of these two celebrity offspring got sent a text with a photo of her celebrity boyfriend naked in bed. It was taken by some woman who had sex with him and then sent it. Bella Hadid/The Weeknd

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#9**
This married three name actress who has seen better days on the list did the casting couch thing a few weeks ago to land a lead role in a new show that does not even have a green light for a pilot. That is how desperate she is to keep working in roles other than guest star spots. Jennifer Love Hewitt; Melissa Joan Hart; Jamie-Lynn Sigler

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress has a hit network show that is still in its infancy. Apparently everyone hates working with her and everyone tries desperately to work on the days she is not shooting. Whether it be her co-stars or crew, to them she is the next Katherine Heigl. Same network where Katherine started off too. Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#11**
This comic actress is probably B list. Does voices for a hit tv show and has for movies too. Lots of recurring roles on television shows. More of a you know her face and voice rather than her name. Apparently at a party this weekend she went from being a happy mellow pot smoker to an angry up in your face coke user. It happens. Jenny Slate

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#12**
(from REDDIT)
I’m one of those ‘famous for being famous’ people. How famous I am is debatable but it’s enough that what I say/do will impact people I care about. I wasn’t born knowing what I was. I found out in my teens. Not everyone in my circle knows but the ones that do are ashamed. I’m assigned male at birth but don’t have testes, I have an inner fem reproductive system that wasn’t active at the time because of a lack of hormones/sexual organ to expell uterine lining from. I didn’t know at the time but everyone considered me infertile and was glad for it. I also was born with some mental issues and was figuring my identity out at the time and I liked not having the pressure of having to conform to the manly role gender biases direct us to. (NOTE: I’m stupid. This will be a constant here.) Being a parent has always been my goal. Being a parent in an unconventional way wasn’t going to stop me! So I started to ‘become’ fertile. ‘Activating’ my reproductive system was a minor operation (An incision in my "testicles", plus hormones. Yes people who give birth can have dicks. Human bodies are weird) and hormone injections. (To give birth you need a c-section since the unvagina can’t dilatate but it’s possible) I got a boyfriend during all of this shit. Shit was good even if I was a mess (for the mental issues) because I was doing therapy and I was chill and it wasn’t going to be just me it was the two of us. If I wasn’t going to be 100% there all the time he was going to be. Anyway he left me for no reason and to this day I haven’t found much closure about it. A lot of shit about my body got said. I got hit with a bike (I was a pedestrian) Shit didn’t end up so well. (Rereading this makes it sound like I was far along but I wasn’t it took most of the time to get myself fertile, pregnancy is like. Easy. People do it by accident all day) I had to take meds for some fainting-post-accident/not-that-serious anemia I got after the miscarriage that didn’t react well with my mental issues treatment so I stopped (I know. Moron) Fame started to enter the picture. Mandated relationships too. I sucked at the few I had. I’d treat them as friendships/something more and I shouldn’t have (Not blaming the women I got paired with here, don’t do this) I reacted badly to most of it. It’s not something I wanted but going against it was going to hurt people I care/cared about. Anyway I had a mental breakdown eventually. I told those same people about my miscarriage. And they dismissed it. They laughed. They said it was something that wasn’t meant for me anyway. They said they were glad. That I wouldn’t have handled it. That I was going to bring shame to them and bad publicity to other people like me because I’m useless. I don’t know why I didn’t hate them right when this happened but I didn’t. It’s starting to change now that I’m less depressed though. And I deeprolled into depression ever since. Every once in a while they remember I have periods and I get made fun of it plus a lot of other things related to what I said that one time. I guess I wasn’t going to look like any pregnancy ad I’d ever seen. Because of muscle stuff my baby bump would’ve been awkward as f**k. I’m f**king hairy in some parts too (Sadly not as much in my head but you know) But pregnancy is more than that shit! l wanted to experience it! I still do. And for once I told someone and they got it. And they’re fine with me! And they’re helping me get mental health (…Severely neglected. It shows) And I’m starting to not care about my "circle" opinions for once But I’m also terrified. I couldn’t have a kid without making them a punching bag for the media. Hell I couldn’t become a father without becoming a punching bag for the media. But I also am getting better with my psychological issues. I truly see myself becoming stable in the future. And I want to. For now I’m just getting my head in order but these thoughts are with me a lot. I feel a lot for the pregnancy I lost. I gues I’m just scared confused and whiney and I wanted to let it go.

295. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/27
Get the barf bag ready, Gossipers, because the grossest tee ever is incoming. This D-list band member swears he met this A-list icon when she was on the way up at a party. "She was drunk and the line outside the bathroom was insanely long," he recalls. "I told her I needed to piss and the crazy bitch suggested I do it on her, so I did." He claims he did it right there and then, in front of the watchful eyes of over twenty people. Gross, man. Madonna; Lady Gaga

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#1**
All jokes aside about sniffing, there was one family member of a candidate last night who was coked out of their head. The person had to be pulled away from interviews because it was so bad.

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#2**
Before getting back to out of control drug use in number 3, I did want to share some good news. This former B+ list mostly television actor who was in the most iconic show of this almost network’s history before getting in copious amounts of trouble appears to be clean and sober. On a recent flight he was happy and healthy and it was just really good to see. Nicholas Brendon (Xander - "Buffy the Vampire Slayer")

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#3**
Want to know what happens when you mix steroids and coke together? Just ask this celebrity offspring who has done pretty well for himself living off the family fame. Some reality shows from the family and plenty of appearances because of the family. All going away if he lets that rage get out of hand again. Thought he finally got that drug use out of his life a few years ago. Nope. Worse than ever. Brody Jenner

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is clinging to A- list simply because of her past body of work. The constant drinking and pot use combined with her sudden dislike of exercise has caused her to gain some weight which she is tired of trying to lose. Apparently she is going to live her life like she wants and if she gets roles the way she is, then great, but she is done living for others. Cameron Diaz

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#5**
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor not named Cumberbatch who just went through a recent press disaster, got to feel fulfilled when he was able to cross dress while shooting a new ad campaign. It was subtle, but he loved it. Tom Hiddleston

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#6**
Two big important events over the past ten days for this A- list mostly television actress on a long running hit network show and is an Emmy nominee/winner. At both of the events she had to make excuses why her husband was not there. Guess she is not ready to announce they split, but I am.

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#7**
A reunion between these two co-stars who have not seen each other since filming ended a couple of months ago. They are doing press for the sequel to their first movie and have been super touchy feely with each other which is a complete 180 from the last time around. Sparks. Dakota Johnson/Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades Darker")

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#8**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor is hooking up with the daughter of the homeowner who allows him to surf in front of his house. Wonder if the celebrity girlfriend of our actor knows. Liam Hemsworth (Miley Cyrus)

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show is also a frequent spy for the site. Recently she actually got to be involved in her own blind item when this A+ list mostly movie actor who was her co-star hit on her movie. Our actress told him to f**k off and call his wife. She says if she didn’t have some star power she probably would have been fired from the movie. Mark Wahlberg/ina Rodriguez (Jane the Virgin")/"Deep Horizon"; Mark Wahlberg/Melissa Benoist ("Supergirl")/"Patriots Day"

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#10**
Apparently on the set of this soon to be live network show things are just one big orgy after rehearsals each day. They go get dinner and drinks and then have fun. One person who doesn’t join in is the former tween actress who thinks it is disgusting and won’t even go to dinner with everyone. "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (Victoria Justice)

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#11**
It is probably a mid-life crisis considering a recent milestone, but this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was trying to hang out with a bunch of barely 20 somethings over the weekend at an event and failing miserably. Everyone just wanted to give her a hug when they saw what she was doing. Complete opposite reaction whenever anyone sees the married one name singer trying to do the same thing. Salma Hayek (Global Citizen Festival)/Fergie

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#12**
This foreign born Emmy winner basically had to quit her last show because of tension with an actress. It was a hit show. There is even more on the set of her new show. The lead actress is way more of a diva than the actress on the old show and things are looking super rocky like something needs to be done.
Actress: Archie Panjabi
Last show/actress: "The Good Wife"/Julianna Margulies
New show/actress: "Blindspot"/Jaimie Alexander

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#13**
He should have known it would happen. The thing is though, I think he thought she wanted to be discreet. I’m guessing he probably should have Googled her first. There is no discreet if it is going to bring her some publicity, plus, she has never been one for discretion. I’m not sure why she should be in this case. I mean they are both single. Well, he says he is. He has gone through some ups and downs since being caught cheating on his wife and there are other women who think he is dating them exclusively, but he is technically single. He, is foreign born. He, used to be an A+ list celebrity. He will probably be an A list celebrity, maybe permanently. She, is an actress. She has seen better days. I say that because it is tough to go from A+ list to A- and even B+ list. They met at an event and he thought he would finally get to have sex with an actress rather than the couple reality stars from his own country that he has hooked up with over the past few years. Our actress was all for it, but she wanted to show him off. The only way to do that she found out was to get him drunk. Apparently pretty easy to do. The next thing you know, everyone knows he was with her which was not what he wanted for himself or all of the other women he manages to avoid being seen in public with. Tony Blair/Kate Hudson (Tony Blair’s marriage)

309. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/28
Revenge is a dish best served cold! Call a lawyer on the phone. This A-list singer desperately wants revenge on her A-list adversary for many perceived slights and bad blood over the years. A lawsuit? Too obvious. A public attack? Unbecoming. Anonymous slandering to sponsors and industry bigwigs? Perfect. Just wait until the A-list adversary finds out.
Who is the A-list singer? Taylor Swift
Who is the A-list adversary? Katy Perry

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#1**
At least he didn’t throw it in the trash, but this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor did leave an award he was given on a hotel bar when he found a college age student to go back to his hotel room with him. The reason he probably left it is because he was trying to get out of the bar quickly before the woman he originally was going to hook up with got back from the restroom. Hugh Grant
 (Zurich's Golden Icon Award)

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#2**
Don’t believe the story. This Teen Mom started punching her significant other but he didn’t fight back. He just walked out of their home. After two days of calling and texting him nonstop he came back. Jenelle Evans/David Eason (Uncle Bad Touch)

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#3**
This cable reality host of a show that has been around even longer than she has been hosting has been all smiles lately. There is some 90 year old billionaire she has been seeing. That is right in her wheelhouse. Padma Lakshmi ("Top Chef") (Katie Lee Joel was host during season 1)

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#4**
This former pop star is loving her new television show is starting off as a big hit. After years of miscarriages she won’t be trying to start a family soon no matter what she may say to the press. Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#5**
It would shock the world even more than Brangelina, but with this foreign born former A+ lister who still has A+ list name recognition repeatedly meeting up with the same woman multiple times per week for hours at a time it certainly seems as if there is trouble in his marriage or would be if his wife found out. Bono/Ali Hewson; Prince Charles/Camilla; David and Victoria Beckham

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#6**
With no marriage on the horizon because of his marital status, this foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor pays his girlfriend a monthly sum to be with him at all times. It is probably why she puts up with all of his cheating too. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Maria Schriver)/Heather Milligan

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#7**
I thought this foreign born A list director was practically living with someone, but if he was, that is probably all in shambles considering he is hooking up with this barely out of her teens actress you have never heard of who stars in his latest movie. Tim Burton (actually born in California)/Eva Green/Ella Purnell ("Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children")

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#8**
Apparently this A list mostly movie actress who specializes in comedies suffers from depression. It takes everything she has to go out and do a red carpet for a movie or interviews for it. Surprisingly she does not have any issues when actually filming. Kristen Wiig; Melissa McCarthy

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#9**
This former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list singer is trying out a new beard. Honestly, there was no chemistry at all. Tough to have a beard when you won’t even interact with her or get close to her. Nick Jonas/Sarah Duque Lovisoni

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#10**
Arguably the two most famous people on Game Of Thrones used to hook up back when the show first started. Then he started seeing someone else on the show who is not as famous and the hookups fizzled out. Apparently though he is now cheating on that someone else with the first co-star again. Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen)/Kit Harington (Jon Snow)/Rose Leslie (Ygritte)

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#11**
This celebrity offspring has no idea what is about to happen to her. She has the addiction gene from both of her celebrity parents and is barely legal. This skeezy A list manager/pimp has her using and addicted and wants to take her the Kim Kardashian route to save some time. She will be filming porn before she knows it. Ava Sambora (Heather Locklear/Richie Sambora) (Jessica Simpson’s father, Joe Simpson)

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#12**
This A- list comic actor who somehow has multiple Oscar wins/noms is dating a meth addict so this should be fun to watch. Jonah Hill

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#13**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: While working on a movie considered to be the greatest western of all time, this racist, closeted permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner had an interesting encounter. His encounter was with his co-star who had almost a handful of Academy Award wins/nominations and was the bff of a permanent A+ lister. The two actors initially despised each other, mainly over their acting styles and also the director who was on the side of the racist in all matters and often referred to the multiple nom/winner as a fag. The director blamed all problems on the actor even though there were a lot of moving parts in this movie. One day though, the racist and the actor took a walk when the actor was about to lose his cool with the director. The pair walked toward some boulders but where they could be seen by a couple of the crew members. In the middle of their discussion, our actor could be seen removing his shirt to wipe his face and chest as the racist watched. The two spoke for a few minutes when our actor cupped the racist’s crotch in his hand. Instead of recoiling, the racist returned the gesture. Our actor then orally serviced the racist. Apparently the racist was quick because after just a minute or so, the racist was about to return the favor when he noticed the crew members standing a distance away. Both actors quickly got dressed and as they approached the crew, the racist said, "Any of you mention anything and I’ll make sure you never work again". Afterward, on set, the racist was very cold and aloof toward our actor when he wasn’t avoiding him altogether.
Movie: "Red River"
Racist: John Wayne
Co-star: Montgomery Clift (Elizabeth Taylor)
Director: Howard Hawks

323. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/29
Can we get a preemptive restraining order? This A-list television personality is earning quite the reputation as a sexual harasser at his network. Incessant, unwanted phone calls, emails and texts to female staff + excessive pervy comments. It's getting to be a bit of a problem. Creep!
Bill O’Reilly

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#1**
There were big hopes for this new network show starring a comic actress who has never matched her initial network success. Her current show which was going to be on the same network as her hit is basically being canceled before it even begins because no one can stand working with her. She brought in a lot of baggage and that all her demands have just made the experience miserable for everyone. Jenna Elfman ("Imaginary Mary")

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#2**
I have said before it is not the tabloids’ job to out someone. However, I also don’t think they should constantly be trying to convince everyone someone is dating someone when they are clearly not. Such is the case with this A+ list singer who the tabloids now are trying to match with one of her exes. She likes women, so stop trying to convince the world she likes guys. Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#3**
This model turned host of multiple shows who has given everything up to just be a celebrity now still has A list name recognition. She has also split from the father of her baby and is hooking up with some tech guy. Well, hopefully she has split from the baby daddy because she is definitely hooking up with the tech guy. Tyra Banks/Erik Asla

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#4**
Speaking of hosts cheating, this former actor turned host doesn’t even try to hide the fact he cheats on his wife with anyone he can get his hands on. He cheats multiple times a week and because of the pre-nup he has, she just lives with it. Mario Lopez/Courtney Laine Mazza

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#5**
There have not really been any drug rumors about this A+ list singer who also badly acts. There he was though doing bumps of coke while out with friends on a night off from shooting his new project. Justin Timberlake ("Justin Timberlake + The Tennessee Kids")

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#6**
This unnaturally thin B list mostly movie actress got beat by her husband several weeks ago when she didn’t bring home a model from a fashion show for a threesome. Well, actually he calls it a threesome but she is forced to watch him have sex with her and she doesn’t interact with either of them. Kate Bosworth/Michael Polish (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Celebrates Fall With UGG)

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#7**
Apparently someone forgot to bring some of the meds this permanent A list "singer" needs daily on her trip and she has been out of control. After a crazy 24 hours, they finally managed to get her meds but not before she trashed a hotel room. Britney Spears (in London)

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#8**
They might call it a party, but this former A+ list reality star who everyone hated recently got paid six figures for sex. Paris Hilton

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#9**
New movie coming out in the next month based on a book. Anyway, this foreign born actress who has a big role in the movie left her significant other while filming it when she hooked up with her foreign born co-star. Once the movie ended though, the couple split. Turns out she thought it was serious and the guy just wanted some on set sex. Molly Parker/Ewan McGregor ("American Pastoral")

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#10**
To protect herself from being outed, AP (Enty’s friend) pretty much only does award show and award show after party spying, but she made an exception for something that happened the other night. She was at an event and saw this former A+ list mostly television actor who has a couple big hits in his career. He also has some very high profile celebrity offspring. Anyway, he is married and his wife was with him at this event, but he kept getting up from his seat during the event to go hit on every woman who was working at the place and name dropping his celebrity offspring to get phone numbers because most of the women he was hitting on had no idea who he was or used to be. Don Johnson (Dakota and Jesse Johnson)/Kelley Phleger (Los Angeles Philharmonic 2016/17 Opening Night Gala: Gershwin And The Jazz Age)

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#11**
This still teen actress is B+ list but her coke use is now generating a bit of bad buzz and she is seeing a noticeable drop off in offers and scripts being sent her way. By this time next year she could be in some Hallmark Christmas movie. Chloë Grace Moretz

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#12**
This B list mostly movie actress has a franchise to keep her employed which is a good thing. An indie producer is ticked off at the oft troubled actress because she had extensive work done to her face which makes her look completely different than she did when she shot the movie. Apparently they need to shoot some extra scenes and lets just say there won’t be any closeups of her. Tara Reid ("Pitiful") ("Sharknado")

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#13**
#1 – It was the early days of the internet so they may have been lost, but the owners of one of the first sites that did a version of women getting naked on the internet used naked photos of this foreign born model to advertise their site. All kinds of poses with men and women. She was not ever on the site, but these photos would be a blockbuster. Melania Trump; Heidi Klum

#2 – Old Hollywood – Apparently this A+ list movie actor who was nominated three straight years for an Academy Award, winning once loved getting together with other men, especially gay men. Not to have sex, but he enjoyed being naked around other men and trying to find any man who was more well endowed than our actor. Gary Cooper

#3 – The booze and coke use is to the point where our favorite closeted former network television actor is going to get fired from his current gig. That would be a huge blow considering this was the only gig he managed to get after a whole lot of searching. Darren Criss ("Hedwig and the Angry Inch" on Broadway)

337. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/30
Get me some ice water because I've just been stunned! Donald Trump has an unlikely supporter in an A-list actor, according to a source very close to the actor. Why, I hear you wonder? Trump's volatile rhetoric resonated with the thespian? Perhaps the actor's fallen for that bright orange skin and crazy hair? No. Our A-list actor desperately desires a political career and wants to run against Trump in 4 years because he'll 'have a good chance of winning.' Will Smith; Alec Baldwin; George Clooney or Matt Damon

She could definitely use the movie paycheck, but this B/B- list mostly movie actress with much higher name recognition needs rehab more than doing a movie. The thing is though, if she goes to rehab, her husband will cheat everyday. She’s in a tough spot.

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#2**
Maybe he was cranky from working all day and then having to take a long flight and do press, but this singer/actor was an a-hole to everyone he encountered yesterday and he needs to kiss some butt if he wants that Golden Globe/Academy Award. Oh, and not for acting. He was rude and a diva and awful. Justin Timberlake

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#3**
This on screen/off screen couple from a soon ending show are having a rocky time with their relationship. A fight at a restaurant this week which saw the actress get up and walk out. Once they start filming projects that don’t force them to be together, this relationship will end. Keri Russell/Matthew Rhys ("The Americans")

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#4**
If you are employed by or are a friend of this A+ list singer, you don’t talk about her in public without her permission. This person did, and didn’t say such nice things so now he won’t get any business from her and all of the referrals she sent his way will also be leaving. She is ruthless with barely anyone getting a second chance. Taylor Swift/John Newman (Calvin Harris)

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#5**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and probably doesn’t think he needs to keep looking over his shoulder any longer is trying methadone to kick his decades long heroin habit which popped up again in the past year. Sean Penn (El Chapo interview)

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#6**
By my count, this B list mostly movie actress who is working a franchise character through multiple platforms and has been around forever because she started so young is now on her third marriage breakup. She just can’t stay away from the married guys and they can’t stay away from her. The thing is, once they leave their wives her interest wanes and the pair split. Rosario Dawson (Claire Temple "Jessica Jones"/"Daredevil"/"Luke Cage"

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#7**
It has been awhile since this former A list mostly movie actress had this much focus on her. That hit almost show has everyone looking at her and her drug use has skyrocketed. Pills and booze mostly. You know she doesn’t do well with pills. She is a mess. Winona Ryder ("Stranger Things")

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#8**
Whenever this closeted actor goes to Austin, he always gets caught doing something. He has starred in some of the biggest movies ever. All week he has been seen in public with a woman, but behind the scenes he is very much in love with his boyfriend. Not too behind the scenes though because people saw his most recent makeout session with the boyfriend. Elijah Wood

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#9**
This actor is getting a lot of buzz for his appearance on a hit cable show. He is such a sleaze though. He has an almost television show and a recently failed network show. If a woman doesn’t want to go to bed with him after five minutes he thinks they are into women or on meds. He is a piece of work.
Actor: John Stamos
Cable show: "Scream Queens"
Almost television show: "Fuller House"
Network show: "Grandfathered"

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#10**
This one is silly, but wanted to include it. At a bar on Tuesday night, this B+ list mostly television actress who was on a cable hit and is on a middling network hit was drinking beer as she is wont to do and won multiple burping contests and other bar challenges. January Jones ("Mad Men"; "The Last Man on Earth"

348. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A list model was a coke addled mess at a fashion show she attended this week. Looked like she had not showered in days. Kate Moss

349. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#12**
In what must have been soul crushing to her ego, this B+ list mostly television actress who will be out of work for awhile once her long running hit network show ends, had to explain who she was to this foreign born A+ list celebrity chef. She wanted a photo with him and he had no clue who she was. Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")/Gordon Ramsey

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#13**
#1 – The parents of this A+ list mostly movie actress had an intervention for their daughter. Apparently she had a bad reaction to some drugs at their home. She said she didn’t have a problem but two weeks later they produced a list of every time she drank or used drugs which was written by someone with her nearly all the time. The list was three pages long. Our actress caved and has apparently been clean and sober since. Jennifer Lawrence

#2 – This former Victoria’s Secret model who somehow manages to stay relevant many years after the fact had all her teeth replaced with veneers because of the damage from years of purging. Elle Macpherson

#3 – This former A- list mostly television actor who can’t shake his tween character from back in the day is hooking up with someone a few years underage.

#4 – The two biggest stars of this new pay cable show which is awful, were completely stoned out of their minds at the premiere of the show and could not stop laughing while talking to reporters. Evan Rachel Wood/James Marsden ("Westworld")

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