NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 08/01
It's one of the hottest film franchises in the world and its last installment
was a success, but the producers are prepared for a prolonged wait before
any production begins again. "The fans won't be happy,' says my source, a
spy close to the top brass. 'They already dislike the gaps between installments,
but so much has to be resolved."
"Bond
25" (James Bond movie)
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#1**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This network star has not been in a blind item in a couple
of months. Welcome back. Our B+ list mostly television actress won the most
wasted person during the show award.
Sarah
Hyland "Modern Family"
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#2**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Despite the heavy use of botox and some other plastic
surgery procedures, this former tweener actress who somehow stayed relevant
until her resurgence the past couple of years is being cheated on by her
husband. She knows it but refuses to divorce him.
Candace
Cameron Bure ("Fuller House" and "The View")
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#3**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This former tweener actress who has had lots of trouble
in her life got a golden chance but she is blowing it. The burned fingertips
last night and heavy makeup to cover some marks on her face were the biggest
clues she is still using meth.
Jodie Sweetin
("Fuller House")
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#4**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actor is back to filming
two shows at once for the second consecutive year. He took his girlfriend
to the awards but that audience was right in his wheelhouse. You never saw
a guy talk about his college scholarships so much. They dont exist,
but he got a lot of phone numbers. Only from women. No men eligible for his
scholarships.
John
Stamos ("Fuller House" and "Scream Queens")
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#5**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: JV (E.L.s friend) got an up close and personal
look at this MTV actor. She says he was on something. She was guessing some
kind of mushroom or something like that, but JVs friend was convinced
it was meth. Either way, the A-/B+ lister was wasted and also hitting on
a lot of guys. Maybe with the end of the show coming, he feels more free.
Tyler Posey
("Teen Wolf")
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#6**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: There was a little behind the scenes battle last night
to hook up with this married showrunner. Apparently he is going through some
possible marital issues. I say possible because sometimes things are said
which are used more for sex than actually being true. That being said, this
soon to be out of work almost network actress who has yachted in the past
won the battle of his affections last night over this foreign born singer
with the cool sounding name. She would have won and had been making out with
the showrunner but then our actress whispered in his ear that the singer
is underage. Just slightly, but is underage.
Kat
Graham ("The Vampire Diaries")/Tallia Storm (17 year old Scottish R&B/soul
singer)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#7**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Another person grabbing on for dear life to a showrunner,
but not sexually as far as JV could see was this below drinking age MTV actress
who also has a pretty decent gig on another cable show. She is being considered
to replace the drug addict mentioned in an earlier blind and would love the
gig.
Katherine
McNamara (20 years old) (MTV - "Happyland") (Freeform - "Shadowhunters: The
Mortal Instruments") (replace Jodie Sweetin on "Fuller House")
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#8**
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: I cant even pronounce her name, but this well underage
teen who stars on a reality show was trashing these two sisters from the
same show. The language coming from this teen was crazy. JV was shocked at
the nastiness.
Chloe
Lukasiak ("Dance Moms")
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#9**
This former A+ list rapper is out of commission a couple of days a week because
of the meds he takes. The rest of the week it is hit or miss whether he makes
any sense at all.
Lil
Wayne (seizures)
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
This OG momager spent a month in rehab despite what everyone else is calling
it.
Dina
Lohan (Lindsay)
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#11**
This A- list reality star skipped the birthday party of her reality star
daughter because the reality star was picking up a paycheck to attend a birthday
party of someone who was paying to have stars attend.
Caitlyn
Jenner
(Kylies
birthday)
(son
of the Sultan of Brunei)
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#12**
Apparently when this B+ list mostly movie actor relapsed, he suffered some
type of stroke which is why he has not really been seen in public the past
couple of months. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
14. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 08/02
This A-list movie had good testing reviews with some criticism several months
ago. The studio took it insanely personally, fearing another flop and ordered
several reshoots and rewrites. This has resulted in a butchered movie that's
receiving piss poor reviews. "Suicide Squad"
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#1**
This infamous B list celebrity who was a one time A list celebrity for all
the wrong reasons has moved in with her drug dealer/pimp.
Amanda
Knox (accused murderer)
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#2**
In exchange for his silence, this disgraced politician is being paid a consultant
fee by this A list politician to keep the whole lesbian/bisexual thing a
secret. Hillary Clinton/Anthony Weiner (his wife Huma Abedin)
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#3**
In an effort to revive her music career, this former A+ list singer turned
A- list singer/part-time actress is straight up stealing songs. She has no
intention of paying for them and hopes to strong arm her way through any
lawsuits. Lady Gaga
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring almost passed out
doing press for her new film. She is eating once every couple of days in
order to slim down even though she doesnt need to lose weight at all.
Bryce
Dallas Howard "Pete's Dragon"
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#5**
Continuing a tradition, this A list reality star who also sells makeup had
to pay for the birthday party her boyfriend threw her.
Kylie
Jenner/Tyga
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#6**
This former tweener actress turned bad adult actress/A- list singer recently
spent the last 30 minutes of a flight trying to flush drugs down an airplane
toilet. They were flying in to a country that would put them to death for
the drugs. Apparently some of the the items clogged the toilet and things
were a chaotic mess as they tried to hide their drug use.
Selena
Gomez (Singapore, China)
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#7**
This permanent A list "singer" was shopping at a store recently. The store
had to shoo out the customers after our singer kept trying on pants without
any sort of top or bra on using a mirror in the middle of the store. The
singers bodyguards were worried about customers using a phone to take
pics so customers were asked to leave.
Britney
Spears
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#8**
This made her fame as a commercial actress generally has an actor boyfriend.
When he is out of town though she earns some money on the side. The other
day at a Starbucks she was complaining because the guy she slept with kicked
her out before she could grab her shoes and he wouldnt let her back
in the house. Apparently the shoes were worth about $2000 but she didnt
want to make a police report and explain why she was there. Charlotte
McKinney/Stephen Dorff
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#9**
This married former bad actress from a hit tv show turned bad actress in
bad tv movies turned reality star has a really big drinking problem. Apparently
things are so bad that she rarely makes it beyond her couch or the living
room floor each night. Tori Spelling
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#10**
That foreign born model who hopes her latest acting role goes much better
than her first was so hammered on MDMA last night that she must have ground
her teeth into nothing. And was so loud doing it. Hey, better than the coke
she loves.
Cara
Delevingne ("Suicide Squad" premiere)
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#11**
This former boy bander who sometimes trots out a beard for a date or two
traveled halfway across the world for two nights of sex with this male musician
that one of his singer friends set him up with.
Niall
Horan ("One Direction") (hookup setup by friend Ellie Goulding)
(London
to Chicago for Lollapalooza music festival)
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#12**
Hopefully this time when this closeted foreign born former tweener turned
B+ list singer heads to Brazil he will use a condom. Last time he was there
he contracted HIV.
Cody
Simpson
27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#13**
PART
ONE:
**A few weeks ago I was talking to a long time friend. Her show had just
been canceled and work prospects were looking a little grim for this season
of shows. It was probably going to be a lot of guest starring roles rather
than recurring and definitely no main roles. At some point we started talking
about yachting and she admitted she has done it a couple of times to supplement
her income. Early summer can be slow and she speaks French which makes things
much easier. I asked her if she wanted to write about her experience. She
agreed. I changed some of her descriptions to make them a little harder to
guess but other than that, it is pretty much how she wrote it.** Im
an actress. A generally out of work actress. If not for voice over work,
things would be bleak right now. I had high hopes for this past year but
the show I was starring on got canceled. It happens a lot. I was on a hit
network show for a few years. Just a recurring role. It was a vicious back
stabbing show. Oh, not for the guys, but for the women on the show. The women
who were the original cast members were fiercely protective over their turf.
Unless you were a female A lister just coming in for a week or two, they
would do whatever they could to show you the door. I came in to it about
halfway through the run of the show. Here I was, on this great show, but
I was not guaranteed anything other than one episode at a time. The main
cast were locked in. Whether they appeared in a certain week or not, they
got paid. What also hurt me is that I couldnt get any other work just
in case this show needed me. For a whole season I would wait by the phone.
Meanwhile, I still had all my expenses and the money was quickly being drained
from my account. It was on the show that I started talking to another actress.
While we waited for a scene to be set up, we would talk. A lot. Hours of
free time gives you a lot of time to discuss things. Everything. It was not
that long ago that I was working every week in a pretty good show and making
quite a lot of money. I decided to buy a house. Then, the star of the show
got tired of acting and just like that, the show ended and I was scrambling.
I told her this story and she said I should think about heading to Europe
for the summer. She had done it before. She didnt tell her boyfriend
at the time who is now her husband about it. He thinks she was there to do
some magazine shoots and promotional appearances for products. The more she
talked about it, the better it sounded. I have been on television since I
was 10. In my home country, everyone knows me for a certain role I did when
I was young. Throughout my teen years I worked a lot. Almost full-time. The
jobs didnt pay as much as a network show, but things were good. At
the time, you think things will always be great and you will work full time.
So, I didnt save as much as I should. I was young and I thought the
money would just keep rolling in. It didnt. As I got a little older,
the parts I landed were bigger and paid more, but they were more infrequent.
I would get a network show and it would last for two years. The money was
great for those two years but then it would get canceled and you would be
looking for a job for the next year. By the time you landed the next show
and got paid, most of the money you made in the last show was gone. Im
not complaining. Just trying to explain. Each week you never know if your
job will be lost. Will the show be canceled? Will the audience hate your
character and you get fired? Will you ever get another job if you do get
fired? I remember on my first movie, I thought I knew everything. I had been
working for a decade and breezed into work, excited about this new challenge.
I think it was day 3 on the movie when I was told I had to f**k the lead
actor in the movie or I would lose my job. The thing is I had known this
actor for a long time. Apparently he is the one who had me cast in the movie
and now was payback time. I didnt know he cast me. I didnt know
he liked me like that. My network show I had been on just ended. I had nothing
lined up but this movie and a crap movie someone talked me into doing. I
needed this paycheck. I did it. I slept with the guy. I have hated him since.
I have never seen anything he has done. He is a f**ker who took advantage
of the situation. I had known him almost my whole life but he was willing
to have me fired unless I had sex with him. On a side note, after filming
I went to do a guest shot on a television show supposedly leading to recurring
and the lead actor in that show said he heard from the actor I had sex with
that I was good to go. I said I wasnt good to go and wouldnt
have sex with the lead of the show. Instead of the recurring role I was promised,
it was a one off thing. A week later they brought someone in who would have
sex with the actor and she got the recurring role. So, back to the present
day. The actress I was talking to made it sound super easy and that she only
had sex a few times with guys while yachting and that it was mostly partying
and being arm candy. I asked her what I needed to do and she said she would
introduce me to the person who could make it happen. Tomorrow our actress
goes yachting.
PART
TWO:
One day I was talking to my co-star about being on a yacht and a few
short weeks later I was flying to France. It was a blur. She made a call
and that night we went and had drinks with a woman who gets a fee for sending
people to model. Thats what she called it. She had some fake British
accent which sometimes turned into a fake French accent. "Youre there
to look pretty. A yacht is elegant and so are you." The comparisons between
myself and a yacht went on and one. Owners of yachts liked to have parties
and needed to fill those parties with models. Again and again the word model.
I guess that line would work with someone who was new to acting or modeling,
but to me it sounded fake. Fake like the agents who will get you a part if
you pay them a bunch of money and use their photographer to take your head
shots. I think this womans spiel probably worked best in small towns
where she probably advertised in Craigslist. She would get a group of them
in some Holiday Inn conference room and show them photos of yachts and parties
on yachts. Sprinkle in a few pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio and other hot
looking actors to really get them excited. Then dangle that money carrot
and international travel and most of them were sold. I saw Leonardo DiCaprio
when I was there. He was at a restaurant having a drink surrounded by a bunch
of guys. My reality was a bunch of sweaty, overweight guys who thought they
could dance and had too much body hair. Oh, which they liked to show off.
Anyway, blah blah blah went the recruiter. I was already in. I knew what
to expect and I also knew I needed the money. Oh, lets talk about the money
for a second. First of all she promised to pay $10,000 per week. Each trip
was one week. I would get $2500 upfront and then the other $7500 while I
was there. Nope. My co-star already told me about this scam. Apparently the
$7500 was what a model could expect to earn if she slept with a guy each
night of the week long trip. $1000 a night was the going rate. The thing
is though that wasnt guaranteed. I didnt want that kind of guarantee.
My co-star said she learned from the models brought in that none of them
were told they would have to earn the $1000 a night on their backs. They
assumed that the whole thing was legit and would actually get paid the $7500
on the ship. The vast majority of the women my co-star encountered just partied
on the yacht and never slept with anyone. They just took the $2500 and the
airplane ticket and had fun. They would be where they needed to be, but never
ended up having sex with any of the men. Those that did often got screwed
over because they guys wouldnt pay them anything or would give them
a fake Rolex or something similar as payment. There were boxes on the ships
filled with fake French handbags and Chanel jewelry. I told the woman I wanted
my fee. I was treating this like an acting job. I would play the model part
to a tee. People know my face. People know my work. My fee at the time was
$25K per episode and each episode took a week to film, so I wanted $25K upfront.
When I fly somewhere for work, I always hope for first class, but will settle
for business class. I thought that was fair. The woman kept going on and
on about some crap about how they could not afford to pay that. My co-star
told me $25K is what she got so I knew I could get it. Plus, they use your
name to recruit other women to go. Two days after meeting the woman, the
money was in my account. I didnt have to share it with my agent or
manager or lawyer or anyone else. On my flight to Paris, I didnt notice
any other women who looked like they were "models," but when I got to Paris
that all changed. My flight landed and I was met by a guy holding a sign
just like any other limo driver would in the US. The only difference is this
guy was herding everyone on to a bus. A flight would come in and four or
five other models would get on the bus. I landed around 8am so I only had
to wait on the bus for an hour. Some of the models had been there since 5am
and waited and slept as the bus filled. I guess I assumed I would get to
Nice by plane or train but had been put off when I asked and only told that
someone would meet me at the airport. A hundred women all on a bus. Most
were wearing just regular clothes. Many though had obviously either gone
straight from a club to their flight or they thought they were going to be
put to work immediately upon landing. Im not sure how some of the women
could even sit because their dresses were so tight. Almost all of them left
nothing to the imagination when they sat. A guy with the most enormous pinky
ring I have ever seen gave a welcoming speech in French and then in English.
Then, another guy who looked like he beat people up for a living spoke in
what I later learned was Russian and Polish. Well over half this bus was
filled with women from Eastern Europe. My co-star told me more and more women
from Eastern Europe were being brought in because they were willing to have
sex every night. Less women from the US and other countries were being brought
over because so many were not having sex. The men on the yachts either paid
a fee to get on the yachts or in some cases were being wined and dined to
write big checks. Especially with the fee paying guests, they expected sex
for their fee. Apparently some companies charged as much as $2000 a night
to these guys for all the liquor, food and women they could manage. If I
was a guy on the ship, I would be ticked off even if I was going to get laid.
First of all, if it is a dinner/night cruise you are actually cruising. There
are very few places to actually have sex. You have to wait until 3am when
the yacht docks and then take the woman back to your hotel or wherever else
you are staying. Chances are though, she has to be back at the ship by noon
for the afternoon cruises. Those are where the guys go out on the yacht a
mile or so off the coast and then everyone plays in the water. The models
are all in the tiniest of bikinis. Most are topless. The guys are trying
to slam their junk into the tightest Speedos they could find and look ridiculous.
I hated the afternoon cruises. There was a lot more groping and staring.
You would be in the water and some guy would grab you and touch you. They
wanted to shower with you when you got out of the water. They wanted to rub
oil on you and have you rub it on them. At night, guys wanted to dance and
drink and eat and knew they had a long night ahead of them before they could
try and get you to f**k them. During the day, they only had three hours and
they were on their worst behavior. It was drinking and hot sun and between
the groping and comments and picture taking, you just felt like a piece of
meat. I know that is an expression that is used loosely. Not in this case.
Guys with cell phones and video cameras and cameras were in your face. If
they saw some poor model passed out they would film her and grope her all
while she was being filmed. For the most part it was a three hour sexual
assault recorded. I hated it. There was not enough hot water to make me feel
clean after those day cruises. Almost all of the women had hotel rooms on
shore. A couple who were favorites of the people running the tour would stay
with those guys in the yacht. The rest of us were six to a room in a hotel.
The routine went something like this. You would get up around 8 and there
would be a hangover slow procession to the showers and then makeup in time
to get to the yacht around 11:30 for the noon cruise. You would cruise until
3 and then make your way back to the hotel where we would nap until 6 or
7 and then get some food. We would then do the procession thing again and
get back to the ship about 10pm. We would then cruise until about 3am and
head back to the hotels and sleep. Some mornings we would get a call in the
room and some model would be requested by a private yacht. These were the
guys with the big money. These were the ones most of the models wanted to
book. They would do anything to get on those yachts. Those were the Russian
oligarchs and rappers and businessmen. They were the actors. The handlers
hated sending women over to those gigs though because they never came back.
That would be one less person for the cruises. By my last night there, half
of the women were gone. Most of those had moved on to private yachts. Some
had just quit. Some had ended up with some guy who they liked. At least one
person from my week overdosed. I get asked if I would ever do it again. Nope.
Never. Not a chance. I stuck it out because I got paid to stick it out. I
never walked away from a gig where I was paid and I treated it just like
that. I have never felt more degraded in all my life. Some of the women there
had been doing it for a year. They had moved from the Caribbean in the winter
to the Med in the summer and never planned on quitting. I hated it. I cried
for a f**king week when I got back. I got invited to go to Cannes to promote
a show I was in. The only time in my life I begged off. I want no part of
that city for awhile. I never slept with anyone while I was there. My co-star
said most women dont, but in my experience, most did. In my opinion,
half were looking to make as much money that week as possible and the other
half wanted to find a husband. I will say that the week I was there, only
two or three women I met were American. When my co-star had been, there were
well over half. Did I mention how much I hated it there?
Actress: Vanessa Lengies (Montréal, Québec, Canada)
Voice-overs: Kordi/"Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures"
Cancelled show: "Second Chance"
Hit network show: Sugar Motta/"Glee"
Other actress on "Glee": Naya Rivera
Role when she was young: Sarah Leigh/"Radio Active"
Network show that lasted two years: Roxanne Bojarski/"American Dreams"
First movie and star: "Waiting"/Ryan Reynolds
Crap movie: "The Perfect Man"
Guest show on TV show: Leni Hayes/"Moonlight"
Lead actor: Alex O'Loughlin
Replacement: Tami Roman (of the "Real World: Los Angeles" and "Basketball
Wives LA" fame)
28. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 08/03
Although a divorced looked inevitable for an A-list couple several months
ago, many sources in LA are now claiming that a reconciliation is more than
likely. It isn't quite Thunderbirds are go just yet, but watch. It'll be
a very interesting year and you just know that we here at The Gossip Life
will be on the forefront of any developments.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#1**
This "sexually fluid" B list mostly television actor who is currently on
a TV Land show has been cheating on his boyfriend with this foreign born
Disney actress turned actress currently starring in a comic book show on
a streaming channel you probably didnt know existed unless you own
that system.
Nico
Tortorella ("Younger")/Olesya Rulin ("Powers"/PlayStation
Network)
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#2**
With the ex of this superhero unable to scrounge up any additional tabloid
dough, she has turned to the wallets of the fathers of some of her friends
who seem to find her company enjoyable. Henry Cavill/Tara King
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#3**
All is not well in north of the border land similar to Shondaland. Apparently
there is huge trouble brewing and staffers from LA sent to help with damage
control.
Greg
Berlanti/Executive Producer of "Arrow", "The Flash" and "Legends of Tomorrow"
all filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (cast members are upset
that Katie Cassidy is returning and will be on all 3 shows)
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#4**
This former bubblegum singer turned actress turned famous name from back
in the day is just about broke. Even though she got a recent settlement,
she has not cut back on her expenses and no one wants to hire her because
despite her appearances, she brings a lot of drama to every project.
Mandy
Moore
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#5**
The PR team of this A+ list NFL player are playing spin the bottle when it
comes to finding a reason other than the truth when it comes to press
availability for a certain pending question being asked this week. So far,
the tabloids are playing the we will print whatever you want us to print
and treat it as gospel truth game.
Aaron
Rodgers (will he attend his brothers wedding "Bachelorette" winner
Jordan Rodgers)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#6**
This A list country singer/part-time reality star needs to slow his roll.
Well, have his girlfriends people slow their roll. He cheats on her
and the list of women is growing so his girlfriend is going to look kind
of foolish if everyone gets too far ahead of themselves.
Blake
Shelton and Gwen Stefani engagement
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#7**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer is really
playing a dangerous game. He must know this A+ list singer has security cam
footage of him using drugs and also beating one of his ex-girlfriends. He
wouldnt want that to get leaked.
Justin
Bieber/Taylor Swift (ex-girlfriend: Selena Gomez)
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#8**
The amount of drug and steroid abuse from this now two time network reality
star is frightening. Im pretty sure the network thought he was going
to kill someone.
Chad
Johnson "The Bachelorette" and "Bachelor in Paradise"
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#9**
This singing celebrity is doing his singing celebrity sibling a solid by
pretending aloud to tabloids his sibling competes with him for women to date.
Joe
Jonas/Nick Jonas
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#10**
This offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award winner is hooking up with a woman who the actor has kept on his payroll
for two years as an employee. And by employee, I mean mistress. The offspring
has no idea he is playing second fiddle to dad.
Weston
Cage (Nicolas Cage)
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is having another spat with her former
girlfriend. It seems the former girlfriend thought she was going to be number
one on the playlist of the actress. Nope. The actress found another guy so
when the guy wanted a threesome, she had to get this foreign born model turned
actress who has been on the rocks with her girlfriend.
B+
list actress: Amber Heard
Former
girlfriend: Tasya Van Ree
Model/girlfriend:
Cara Delevingne/St. Vincent
Guy:
Elon Musk
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#12**
This foreign born former A list model is selling off all her possessions.
She loaned a guy she had been dating a bunch of money for an investment that
failed. Her permanent A list ex wont give her any money so it is selling
off time.
Rachel
Hunter/Rod Stewart
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#13**
#1- I guess it was inevitable. This former High School Musical actor is back
on drugs. No one wants to hire him right now. He is trying to get hired without
even having a meeting because he is in such bad shape.
Matt
Prokop (dated and abused Sarah Hyland)
#2 This former escort turned actress turned celebrity turned reality star turned actress turned celebrity with A list name recognition is hooking up with some random rich married guy who has paid out almost $250K to the celebrity over the past six months. His wife just found out so this should be interesting. Amber Rose; Denise Richards
#3 There is going to be a second season of this hit almost television show but one of the teen female leads might not make it to the second season. Her eating disorder has caused multiple hospitalizations over the past few months. Natalia Dyer "Stranger Things"
42. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 08/04
Turmoil at the morning show. The EP wanted to relieve the cast of several
members, but the network put their foot down and adamantly denied it. 'How
many times are we going to do this?' a source tells me were the words bandied
about. 'No more revamps. No more reboots. No more. No more. No more.' The
EP and the network reached an agreement on a select few firings and hirings,
but not nearly as many as the EP initially would've liked. It'd due to this
fortuity that several people still have their jobs.
"The
View"
43.
POPBITCH
08/04
Which boyband megastar is a surprising find on Grindr? One Popbitch reader
matched his unassuming profile and turned up only to find the pop hottie
welcoming him in to make a few midnight memories. Harry Styles
("One Direction" song "Midnight Memories")
44. MR. X
08/04 **#1**
She knew she was going to get the reaction she did. This A/B-list talk show
host planned out those controversial statements with her staff months in
advance, but jumped at the opportunity at the right time. Shes been
doing this kind of thing for decades. Yes, the other host involved in this
fracas was in on it. Yes she lost some sponsors, but gained three more. No,
no staff members were fired as is being reported in other outlets, they moved
on to another gig but left with huge checks as a thank you.
Wendy
Williams
(Roland
Martin)
45. MR. X
08/04 **#2**
Which one hit wonder pop singer whose song was all over radio at this time
last year just got dropped by her record label? To bide the time before she
(hopefully) gets signed to another label, shes been yachting to earn
extra cash.
Iggy
Azalea
("Pretty
Girls" with Britney Spears)
46. MR. X
08/04 **#3**
What former A-list singer/actress and her longtime gossip blogger friend
are still playing out that fake feud? The blogger was busted by one of his
Twitter followers after he posted a video of himself on Snapchat wearing
a shirt with a picture of the singer from her new music video which will
be out later this year. Lady Gaga/Perez Hilton
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#1**
This actor turned politician turned actor turned director is getting up there
in years. It does not appear to have slowed down his drive for college age
students that allow him to spank them. All of the women have to be as young
as his youngest daughter. Creepy.
Clint
Eastwood
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#2**
This Academy Award winning actress who is probably permanently A list by
this point likes to go on her innocent kicks from time to time. She is so
good at whitewashing her past. Oh, and her present. She likes to pretend
she is this God fearing, cake baking do gooder. The thing is though back
in the day she was breaking up marriages and drinking and being a very wild
person. Even today, she is one of the worst people in the world to work for
and no one ever stays for long because of her horrible temper. Reese
Witherspoon
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#3**
This former A list singer and once Ukraines top box office star likes
to spin a good yarn. The truth is that over the past few years, the former
A lister has had multiple breast enlargements. She thinks bigger is better.
Jessica
Simpson
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#4**
This soon to be back on television reprising a role many thought was a goner
because of the shows troubles B+ list actress has obviously not talked
through her issues in rehab or she would not be getting so chummy with the
family member who is the root of all her problems. Yes, you could argue the
other family member who offered the actress up for casting couches was just
as bad.
Hayden
Panettiere "Nashville" (her father)
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#5**
I think at this point we are going to need a birth certificate. A few months
ago, this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress went through a huge
to do about her age. After I did a blind, others did it more publicly. So,
she won her argument but in interviews for her new movie, it seems the she
is older by a lot crowd are winning again. Our actress keeps screwing up
her timeline.
Margot
Robbie ("Suicide Squad")
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#6**
Bravo wouldnt let this Housewife who has done so many other things
show pics of this other Housewife doing coke, so they compromised. Bethenny
Frankel/LuAnn de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#7**
This celebrity offspring who does pretty well for herself on her own but
still needs the financial assistance of her permanent A list dad for her
lifestyle spent a little of his money on some coke she was doing at a big
premiere last night.
Georgia
May Jagger (Mick) ("Suicide Squad" premiere)
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#8**
This soon to be reality star which is all she has ever wanted in life has
stopped seeing other men because it was messing around with her
"boyfriends" mind which is unstable as it is, but also the filming
schedule for her show.
Blac
Chyna/Rob Kardashian ("Rob & Chyna")
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has multiple celebrity offspring
and multiple A list exes had to drop out of an upcoming project. It was drugs.
The studio wouldnt greenlight it with her involved.
Demi
Moore (Kyra Segwick replaced her in "Ten Days in the Valley")
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#10**
What do you get when you give millions of dollars to the mob? You get one
of their imports. An import brought over from Eastern Europe to entertain
high rollers at their casinos. An import brought over to be the mistress
for someone high up in the organization. An import brought over to put someone
in a very awkward position. An import brought over to help out a politician
who is afraid his extracurricular activities could be made public. Back in
the day, this importer for the mob also worked in a legit business. It is
the same business that this A+ list celebrity is most well known. Our importer
took cuts in the business from every side. Literally every side. He had a
license which allowed him to take a certain percentage which he kept hidden
from his legit employer. If a deal was having trouble closing he would send
in some associates. They would convince other people who might be bidding
to back out. In turn, they might convince people not bidding to bid even
higher so there would be more money sent over to the importer. Our importer
literally made tens of millions of dollars a year. A lot of that money was
generated by our A+ list celebrity through the shady deals they made together.
As a thank you gift, our importer sent over his most popular import at the
time. Little did he know, he would never get the import back. The import
became domestic. Melania (Donald Trump)
57. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 08/05
Yet another feud has broken out on the set of this A-list television show.
Conniving, in-fighting and Machiavellian maneuvering worthy of the Roman
Empire or Game of Thrones. The majority of the feuds revolve screen time,
although salary has been invoked too. I'd love to say it's just a couple
of the key players, but it's near on the entire starring cast. They had this
level of spiteful, nasty drama in the first season, but the high percentage
of the issues were thought to have been solved. Not so fast, eh? Possible
firings soon.
"Empire"
(filming in Chicago);
"Scream
Queens"
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#1**
With the off set drama between these two co-stars on a hit CBS show, look
for one of them to be killed off. Everyone is just tired of being in the
middle of it all on set.
Katharine
McPhee/Elyes Gabel "Scorpion"
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#2**
While doing press and premieres for the blockbuster set to open this weekend,
one person in the cast is universally disliked. The actor/singer. No one
wants him around for a second installment. No one. From his ridiculous method
acting to the drug use, he was a nightmare.
Jared
Leto "Suicide Squad"
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#3**
This former A+ list actress in her part of acting world is on very thin ice.
Maybe she is blinded by love, but she is doing some very shady things which
could land her in jail in two countries.
Jenna
Jameson (porn star)
(engaged
to Lior Bitton, a diamond dealer)
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#4**
The actress pro beard who actually makes a lot more money acting than bearding
has reached her limit. There is no way she will get her name dragged through
the mud as some kind of scapegoat for family drama. She will walk away in
a second and let everyone deal with the fallout. Oh, and by the way, she
never signed any confidentiality agreement so I would be really nice to her.
Olivia Munn/Aaron Rodgers (brother Jordan winner of "The
Bachelorette")
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress is on a middling hit network show.
She needs the work or she would probably be gone. The good news for her is
she moved from one hit to the next. The bad news is that her ex is also her
co-star and boss on the new show and he makes her life miserable every day.
January
Jones/Will Forte (now dating Jaimie Alexander/"Blindspot") ("The Last Man
on Earth")
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#6**
This soon to be married actress/celebrity with the A list last name has been
hooking up with her ex. Not often, but enough where there have been some
whispers. Probably not enough to derail the wedding, but enough it will derail
the marriage if it continues.
Lydia
Hearst/Chris Hardwick (ex: Kevin Connolly)
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#7**
This former Disney actor turned A- list mainstream actor apparently sent
his actress girlfriend to the hospital when he hit her. She never called
the police and at urgent care, she insisted it was all her fault for getting
to close to a flying elbow. Hmmm.
Shia
LaBeouf/Mia Goth
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#8**
The biggest a-hole on a television set right now probably goes to this A-/B+
list mostly television actor on a very hit cable show with tons of Emmy nods.
He argues with literally everyone and acts like a diva the entire time on
set. Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead"/7 Emmy nominations)
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#9**
Almost two years without seeing her child. That is how important money and
fame is for this significant other to a foreign born A list celebrity/reality
star. Lauren Silverman/Simon Cowell
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#10**
I love how this former A list singer/homewrecker still likes spinning that
fairy tale of hers that she is going to have kids. Not going to happen.
LeAnn
Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#11**
This A+ list mostly movie actress needs the quick paycheck, but the drug
use and illness she is fighting have her unable to do any acting right now.
Angelina
Jolie Pitt
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#12**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who has a franchise starting
up again soon was at a talk show appearance recently and didnt say
a word the entire night to anyone except when she was actually on camera.
The people there said she looked like someone on the verge of a breakdown.
Diane
Kruger
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#13**
Almost two years ago, this A- list mostly television actor who has more good
looks than actual acting talent made a deal with his A list celebrity wife.
She would get help for her addiction and he would continue to let her see
their child. Part of the deal is the family remained living under the same
roof. Just because they are living under the same roof though does not mean
they do anything else together. Apparently the couple can tolerate each other
only long enough to do a public event like church once every couple of months.
The rest of the time they do things separately, including spending time with
their child. They dont want the child to see the dislike the couple
has for each other so time with the child is always spent alone. This was
never going to be a long time solution. For one thing, the child is starting
to wonder why mom and dad always spend time alone with the child, but never
as a family. Also, our celebrity likes to think of herself as the late night,
always going to a party, jet set lifestyle while her husband is more of a
stay at home guy. The husband actually has a woman he has been seeing for
quite sometime. He would like to spend more time with her, but that means
of course dissolving the marriage. The celebrity is not quite ready for that
because she has blown through most of her money and her monthly expenses
are paid for by the husband. The celebritys latest project has not
been the success or financial boost she thought it would be. These discussions
between the pair have been very heated to the point where the whole relationship
might explode into a public ball of flames rather than the quiet little whimper
they were hoping for. Josh Duhamel/Fergie ("M.I.L.F. $" from upcoming
album "Double Dutchess")
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#1**
This married fairy tale actor is about to turn off his social media. He has
already stopped interacting with fans off set because his wife wants all
marriage talk about them stopped.
Colin
O'Donoghue ("Once Upon A Time")
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actress who had her best days in TV
back in the day was once in a franchise. I know, I know people forget, but
a certain segment of the population never does. She uses her interactions
with them to try and increase membership in her religion. Kirstie Alley/"Look
Whos Talking"/Scientology
73. MR. X
08/06 **#1**
This former A list singer from a singing family is drinking the Jenny McCarthy
juice and trying to convince people she knows more about medical science
than doctors.
Toni
Braxton
(autistic
son)
74. MR. X
08/06 **#2**
This A list Olympian who is more known for his body than his body of talent
got a big break back in the day in covering up his sexuality. He was busted
having sex with another man but the officer wrote it up as a frat boy having
fun.
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#1**
The A- list almost television actress from a hit show thought by having her
significant other fly out to visit at work would put a curb on the drug use
of our actress. Nope. Got worse.
Ruby
Rose ("Orange Is the New Black")
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#2**
The average person is starting to learn what others in the industry have
known for awhile. This foreign born A+ list singer really only cares for
herself. Sometimes she will share a story or two about interacting with a
fan, but they are all for show. Same goes for any favors asked of her. If
there is not money in it for her, she isnt interested.
Adele
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#3**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is from an acting family. She has not been
the same the past six months after catching her boyfriend in bed with another
woman. Twice.
Rooney
Mara (PROBABLY Charlie McDowell)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#4**
It might have been a surprise to her, but this foreign born barely relevant
celebrity was all about making as much money off his royal girlfriend as
possible. She was a commodity to him and he got as much as he could from
her. With no more possible revenue streams available, he dumped her. Coldly.
Princess
Beatrice/Dave Clark
79. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/08
Todays blind item is a well known ATL rapper. He claimed a spot in
recent headlines for ponying up 2,500 backpacks as a Street Dreams
donation to kids heading back to school. But word spilling in the streetz
seems to reveal our mystery mans move was based on much more than just
fulfilling his due diligence to the hood. Thats because the self-noted
Corporate Thug was reportedly pullin off a publicity play! "He did
the backpack giveaway to the kids to deflect the news of his Benz Sprinter
getting sprayed with bullets." According to multiple H-Town sources
it was after a FTSU dinner party, hosted by the Trap or Die Don, when a pair
of our blind items distinguished corporate thugs found themselves in
a blaze of gunfire! Sources say the shooting happened just outside of the
Derek Hotel, as the Drug War 3 duo pulled up to the Houston hotel
adding, "had they not been inside of that Benz Sprinter, the bullets coulda
caused some real damage." "Boston George got chased out of Houston by J Prince
so when when he returned for his signing party? Somebody shot up the
car he was riding in." The drop: "Nobody wanted to hurt _____ but if hes
riding around with Boston George in Houston? Shit is going to pop off. Boston
George shouldve told his new boss that J Princes goons robbed
him for his chain and told him to relocate." Hes said to have turned
down the chance to wife-up Keyshia Cole. And word is he had Mariah sprung
in da studio!!! Now, can you guess the Snowman Im talkin about?
Young
Dro
80. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 08/08
This fairly reliable source of mine SWEARS that he was once in a bar when
he was approached by a women in her forties. He claims she looked beyond
hideous and was desperately trying to score with him, and after a couple
of minutes of her whispering some very bad things, he blew her off, thinking
nothing off it. After the woman walked away and left, the bartender and several
patrons altered him that it was actually an A-list actress. He chased after
her like she was the one to try and make amends, but she was already gone.
'She must have been wearing a Halloween mask,' the source says, 'because
she looked NOTHING like she did in the movies.' This took place in the 90s.
Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#1**
If you want a wedding on television and all the money that comes with it,
then you need to act like a couple. So, if you are the guy in this relationship
you stop sexting all of the women you met while the show was being aired
and grab a pap and go makeout with the woman you want to get tv married to.
Jordan
Rodgers/JoJo Fletcher ("The Bachelorette")
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#2**
This NBC Olympics announcer covering a very high profile event is unraveling
to the point where executives are worried if he can stay the course for his
events. They have someone on standby because things are that bad.
Al
Trautwig/NBCs gymnastics announcer
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#3**
What do you do if you are a ghostwriter for this A+ list singer? You keep
your mouth quiet about it. They didnt, and now wont get any work
songwriting for anyone any longer.
Beyoncé
(PROBABLY:
Diana Gordon)
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#4**
This foreign born celebrity chef/reality star went a little overboard with
the botox and other work done to his face. He has been trying to cover it
up, but he has made a big mess with his decisions.
Gordon
Ramsay
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#5**
Nothing says to producers please dont let me be the one killed off
when you document on social media every night the result of yourself getting
drunk. The words and actions coming out of this actress on a hit network
show are going to get her unemployed very quickly.
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#6**
This celebrity offspring of a mostly failed actor from a big acting family
fancies herself as a model. She is not very good at it but is good at being
racist. She went on another N word filled rant recently but thinks it is
ok for her. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#7**
An escort hired for this couple consisting of a foreign born actor and an
A list singer said the hotel suite was awash in coke. She said that every
surface appeared to have been used for doing lines of coke.
Orlando
Bloom/Katy Perry
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#8**
Apparently this A-/B+ list singer was so nervous about going out in public
with her husband that she got wasted and was a mess. Her actor husband was
pretty nice about the whole thing though Baby steps.
Fergie/Josh
Duhamel
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#9**
In exchange for hooking this celebrity offspring/actor up with a few of her
friends, this model turned commercial actress turned gimmick actress/part-time
escort had the offspring act as protection during an encounter she had with
an Asian businessman she has had issues with in the past.
Charlotte
McKinney/Scott Eastwood
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#10**
This barely hanging on to B list actor was in that franchise. Being in the
closet combined with poor acting skills has really hurt his career. He has
gone the beard route. He has gone the stay at home for months on end with
the boyfriend route. He is back doing the beard thing because he is trying
to revive his career before it permanently flat lines.
Taylor
Lautner
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#11**
Im pretty sure this A list reality star wakes up every morning wondering
how she can f**k with her fans again. One weight loss trick or gimmick seems
to be revealed every couple of weeks. She never reveals the coke though.
Oh, or the lipo. Nope. Instead she loves seeing her fans copying all the
crap ideas she comes up with when drunk.
Khloé
Kardashian
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#12**
Things started out ok for this OITNB actress at a party this weekend. She
was a little buzzed, but, for her that is pretty good. An hour into the party
though, a woman she hooked up with the night before showed up and things
got nasty in a hurry with a lot of screaming and yelling. Both women were
asked to leave.
Taryn Manning
(Women's Health Magazine Party Under the Stars at Bridgehampton Surf &
Tennis)
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#13**
Is this foreign born A list mostly television actor a thief? If you had asked
people a year ago, they would have said probably. Ask those same people now
and they would say yes. He is actually referred to as The Thief, in caps
just like that. The people involved got tired of saying things like the person
who robbed my house or stole something out of my trailer. So, now the person
doing the stealing is known as The Thief. Our actor was on a long running
network show. There are some who say that when one of his co-stars who is
now on another hit network show had nude photos and a bracelet stolen from
her home she quit because she identified the actor as the thief but no one
did anything. She didnt have any video evidence or security camera
footage but she says that he is one of the few people who knew she had an
entire photo album of nude photos. She thinks the bracelet was grabbed to
make the burglary more random. The first thing stolen was from a trailer
on the set of the show. It was a dinosaur skull that a producer liked to
keep in the trailer of all his shows for good luck. To date, it was the only
thing stolen from a set. Everything else was stolen from a home of someone
who worked on the show. There were six different burglaries during the run
of the show. When the show ended, so did the burglaries. Everyone kind of
forgot about them. Then, our actor got a new show and in the short time the
show has been filming there has already been a burglary. The common denominator
in all of this is the actor. The items taken have all been very personal
to the owner who had them stolen. They all had value, but were personally
important to the victim. Even though people are now convinced it is the actor,
no one has confronted him or named him as a suspect. Several of the thefts
were reported to the police, but the police didnt really pursue it
all that seriously. Now that another theft has occurred though, and a more
defined pattern, that could all change.
The Thief: Dominic Monaghan
Show: "Lost"
Actress: Emilie de Ravin ("Once Upon A Time")
New show: "Quantum Break"
94. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 08/09
The young cast of this former A-list show was known for their misbehaving,
but there is one C-list actress that was well liked and loved by all. A rose
amongst the weeds, if you will. She greeted fans with glee and never caused
any production problems, unlike the near majority of the featured cast.
Heather Morris ("Glee")
95. MR. X
08/09
Despite reports that they were there, this A+ list power couple did not show
up to that high profile birthday party a few nights ago. They rightly felt
they would be drawing attention away from the man of the hour. They will
be hosting their own fundraiser event with him in a couple of months anyway.
Someone who did show up though was that lady who has been in the news almost
daily.
Event:
President Obamas birthday party
A+
list power couple:
Lady:
Hillary Clinton
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#1**
Last ditch effort to save the marriage of this foreign born dual threat A
lister. She left their kid at home and flew halfway across the world for
a quick trip to see if their marriage can be salvaged. Judging by both of
their actions away from each other, things are looking over.
Sophie
Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#2**
Speaking of failed marriages, the silence from this almost network superhero
and his wife has been almost deafening. Counting down the days until that
split news is released. Stephen Amell ("Arrow")/Cassandra Jean
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#3**
No amount of cameras were going to make this A+ list singer and her A+ list
mogul husband going to interact with each other after the week they have
had. Apparently one of the women he sleeps with on a regular basis severely
injured herself in a fall at his house.
Beyoncé/Jay
Z (Coldplay concert in The Hamptons)
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#4**
This fairly new mom who is a celebrity offspring herself is back on coke
in a big way. At first she did it to lose baby weight, but it is slowly taking
over her life like it did previously. Paulina Gretzky
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#5**
This A+ list singer has a tough decision to make this week. She can keep
going with her farce of a relationship up to and including the Emmy Awards
and an engagement ring or listen to her PR people and end it with the too
busy thing while her boyfriend is out of the country filming. Taylor Swift/Tom
Hiddleston
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
This foreign born permanent A list model/talk show host is being cheated
on again by her boyfriend. They have almost split because of his cheating
in the past but she is so head over heels, she keeps right on taking him
back.
Heidi
Klum/Vito Schnabel
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This east coast Real Housewife needs rehab. The thing is she doesnt
want to go unless she can get some kind of solo six week special about her
journey.
Porsha
Williams ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
They used to hook up all the time back in the day before she became royal
so it shouldnt shock anyone that this married A list royal was flirting
up a storm with her ex. Not really an ex, more of an every weekend friends
with benefits thing.
Princess
Kate Middleton
(PROBABLY
Sir Ben Ainslie)
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This foreign born permanent A+ list celebrity has now seen a woman other
than his celebrity wife for the fourth time. No wonder he wants to live here
permanently. David Beckham (Victoria)
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress has been demoted from A+ list. She is a
permanent A lister though. Anyway, she still has A++ list name recognition
and has been on bed rest for the past week as she fights to get off drugs
and gain weight and live. Angelina Jolie
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#11**
Dont do drugs in the office. Back in the day you could do anything
in these offices, but now, this long running television show has very strict
rules. Break them and you are fired as one actor on the show recently discovered.
Jon
Rudnitsky ("Saturday Night Live")
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#12**
#1 This former escort turned actress turned reality star was making
bank with some men. After being busted though by a wife of one of the men,
all of the others have cut her off. She is having big trouble making her
monthly expenses. Granted, most of her expenses are ridiculous, but she does
do a lot of good too so hoping she can at least keep up with that.
Denise
Richards
#2 Turns out this really bad actress turned reality star who is bad with money and an offspring is bisexual. One a week she has a little tryst with a woman who satisfies her needs. One big issue is that each of the sessions is recorded and I dont think our actress realizes this. Tori Spelling
#3 This A- list mostly television actor is in limbo like everyone else on this network show. Will it be coming back or not? The thing is, if it does come back, everyone wants his character killed off much like the person he replaced. No one can stand the actor and his behavior. Jason Patric ("Wayward Pines")
108. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/10
If you're a fan of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) or other 'manly' sports, then
you've no doubt seen Conor McGregor courting controversy and making headlines
this week. McGregor, who reversed his retirement recently, has slammed the
WWE roster and called them all 'pussies.' The only exception to McGregor's
tangent was the owners of the WWE, who McGregor praised and called 'legit
dons.' Many sportscasters and blogs have speculated this translates to further
evidence of McGregor eventually transitioning into the WWE. I spoke to my
MMA source and although he has no information regarding McGregor stepping
into the squared circle, he did mention two other UFC fighters that he sees
transitioning into the WWE within the next few years. Both known, respected
names.
Paige
VanZant
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
Even this producer/mogul wants no part of what the actress turned escort
was offering. Maybe a decade ago. Our actress turned escort made it clear
she was available to him, but the married mogul prefers women brand new to
the industry.
Harvey
Weinstein/Lindsay Lohan
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
It is probably the safest statutory rape this former A+ list tweener could
have committed. No one cares enough about the underage celebrity offspring
to say anything about her being raped by the former tweener.
Justin
Bieber/Sofia Richie
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This married Academy Award winning/nominated actor has been at the Olympics
and hit on one of the men competing in a swimming event.
Matthew
McConaughey
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
Another sign that this B+ list mostly television actress from that hit cable
show no longer on the air has left her religion is her working with and praise
of the SP (Suppressive Person, often abbreviated SP, is a term used in
Scientology) she is working with right now. Oh, and the chain smoking.
Elisabeth
Moss (filming "Top Of the Lake" with Nicole Kidman)
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#5**
The actress wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor is hiding a pill addiction
from him. He thinks she is just always sick.
Jenna
Dewan (Channing Tatum)
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#6**
One actress who was playing the daughter of this former A+ list mostly movie
actor part-time director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee quit the
movie when the director kept hitting on her. Now, her replacement is also
threatening to quit because of the actor.
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#7**
Moving from a married actor to a married singer, this A- list mostly movie
actress/celebrity offspring is proving she will hookup with anyone despite
their status.
Dakota
Johnson (Jamie Dornan)
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#8**
Not that they were having much sex anyway, but this A+ list reality star
and her former A+ list rapper husband have not had sex in almost 18 months.
Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#9**
Apparently things are not going very well between this A-/B+ list mostly
movie actress headed to court soon and her boyfriend. She straight up asked
him to borrow several million dollars. He knows she would never pay him back
and said the request was more like a shakedown.
Amber
Heard/Elon Musk
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#10**
This actor from an acting family used to be the most famous in the family
then went through a not as famous and is back to being most famous. He also
drinks so much that he is bloated and out of shape and looks awful. Combined
with his reluctance to shower, he is a piece of work.
Owen
Wilson (Luke Wilson)
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#11**
This A- list singer in her part of the winging world is a multiple Dove Award
winner/nominee. She is also always the first in line for coke. Doing lines
cut on the back of her Bible is her favorite thing. CeCe Winans
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#12**
She might not look a lot like her sisters, but this A-/B+ list mostly movie
actress is probably still less famous than her siblings. They do share a
love for dating married men though. Elizabeth Olsen (Ashley and Mary-Kate
Olsen)
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#13**
#1 This group which no longer makes music is permanently A list. One
of the members of the rap/punk band recently forfeited almost $1M he was
trying to sneak across the border without declaring.
Mike
D ("Beastie Boys")
#2 This one of a million kids is apparently pregnant. That will definitely not make into the program. Better have them elope quickly. Jinger Duggar/Jeremy Vuolo
#3 Another day, another tabloid wanting access so they print ridiculous stories about this A list reality star with the side gig dating some guy. The tabloid knows it isnt true but wants to force it down your throats so they can have interviews with the remaining members of the reality family because they consider that more important than actually reporting something factual. Im not asking them to out her because that would be wrong, but it is just as wrong to promote their narrative. Kendell Jenner/A$AP Rocky
122.
POPBITCH
08/11
(British blog)
Bookies can always tell when this former premier league star goes on holiday
with his family because of the spike in activity in his account. The longer
the week drags on, the bigger and more frequent his bets get.
David
Beckham
123. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/11
This D-list television actress thanks her A-list co-star for her religious
awakening. Why, you wonder? Did he preach and convert her? Did he lead some
a good example that she wanted some of that for herself? Did he have such
a healthy management over all of his issues that it inspired her? Absolutely
not. 'He was such a mess,' she says to a source, 'that after working with
him I needed to repair and I needed help, emotionally and spiritually.'
Shawnee Smith/Charlie Sheen ("Anger Management")
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
Turns out some sparks remain from this brief fling. This foreign born A-
list mostly movie actor who was in that franchise is cheating on his girlfriend
with this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who had to call that
a-hole actor her boyfriend for a while.
Robert
Pattinson ("Twilight")/FKA Twigs/Mia Wasikowska/Jesse Eisenberg
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
This A- list singer/part-time actress has been spinning a couple of items
this week courtesy of her team. The first is how many great songs she has
for her new record. The second is that her actor ex is begging for her to
take him back.
Lady
Gaga
(Taylor
Kinney)
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
Pretty tough to fight for sole custody of your kids when you are doing so
from rehab. Despite that though, this B+ list celebrity with the A+ list
last name agreed with her celebrity friends who staged an intervention and
agreed to go to rehab.
Lisa
Marie Presley
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#4**
Back in the day this actress was so popular that she got a spinoff from the
hit ensemble show on which she starred. Later she was on three television
shows at once. Now? Not so much, but she does win the award for most botched
facelift anyone has seen in awhile. There are vast portions of her face she
can no longer move.
Actress:
Delta
Burke
Hit show: "Designing Women"
Spinoff: "Delta"
Three shows at once: "DAG", "Popular", "Touched By An Angel"
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#5**
This teenage actress from a hit network show has been working forever. I
know she is happy to be legal, but there must be 20 different naked selfies
of her floating around town. She thinks the people she sends them to would
never share them. She is wrong.
Ariel
Winter ("Modern Family")
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#6**
This could turn ugly in a hurry. This former A+ list mostly movie actress
who enjoyed that status for about 15 minutes but has struggled to do anything
but attend fundraisers is in a relationship with a married Ambassador to
the US. This would be quite the scandal.
Sharon
Stone
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#7**
Look for more wigs from this A-/B+ list celebrity/reality star who has seen
her business and prices double over the last few weeks because of them.
Amber
Rose
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#8**
How much do this former A+ list dual threat actress who is now reduced to
a yearly struggle to find a television lead and this almost television actress
moving into network hate each other? Even more than you probably could have
imagined. Probably going to be another one and done season for the former
A+ lister.
Katherine
Heigl/Laverne Cox ("Doubt" on CBS)
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#9**
This former A- list dual threat actress from an acting family who is now
a 9 to 5er is having issues with her husband. He is really straddling the
line between fantasy and actual child porn. Mary-Kate Olsen/Olivier
Sarkozy
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#10**
This Housewife thinks it is great her daughter will be yachting. She thinks
it is much better than the escorting by the hour she used to do when she
was just starting out.
Yolanda
Foster Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Bella
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#11**
With his A- list actress significant other basically stuck at home for a
few days, this B list actor hooked up with the barista he met a few weeks
back.
Megan
Fox (gave birth)/Brian Austin Green
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#12**
I love how this foreign born B- list actress/model/celebrity says she never
really has tried to have kids. For 15 months straight, even when she was
with some guy who paid the bills, she would hook up with this foreign born
former A+ list mostly movie actor every month when she was ovulating because
she wanted to have kids with him.
Kelly
Brooks (Jason Statham)
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#13**
Sponsors can deal with a lot. If you are famous enough and beloved by millions
you can get away with a lot more than someone a little less known. It is
that time of the decade where a certain group of celebrities expand their
brand. One of those is this A+ list athlete. Now, everyone knows he cheats.
He cheats all the time on whoever he is dating. He cant make it longer
than a day or two without cheating. Sponsors are actually OK with that. He
is not married so they dont have an issue with it. They would prefer
he settle down as he has indicated he is going to, but what none of his sponsors
knows or his girlfriend knows or even his family is that our athlete has
a woman he pays every month a great deal of money. The woman is actually
someone who made headlines a couple of years ago. She is a pre op transsexual
who came thisclose to breaking up the marriage of a couple of reality stars.
It turns out when our athlete read those stories and heard about her, he
tracked her down and has been hooking up with her weekly ever since. Our
athlete pays her a great deal of money and with that money comes silence.
He only wants her to keep silent for the next year or so while he cashes
in on his latest round of fame. His sponsors would not be happy with his
choice of hookup partner and it could cost him millions if they find out.
Michael
Phelps (2016 Summer Olympics)/Sabrina London (Kendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett
marriage)
(former
"intersex" girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler)
137. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/12
The Gossip Life has just been told of a reality show package that is being
shopped around town. It is set to star an allegedly A-list couple and will
feature the A-list parents of one its lead's on a regular basis. The plan,
right now, is for the reality show to be scripted and both stars are seeking
high fees per episode. "If something like this came along five years ago,"
my resident expert tells me, "cameras would already be rolling, but the current
climate is seeing everyone move away from scripted reality shows and to scripted
television shows. It's come at a bad time.' He promises me, however, there
is still interest and we could be seeing this on our screens by the end of
next year.
Chloë
Grace Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham (David and Victoria Beckham)
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
Apparently things are about to get really public and very nasty between these
two former co-stars from that franchise. The foreign born A-/B+ list mostly
movie actor read some unpublished quotes from a recent interview his former
girlfriend gave and the actor is pushing back and would like to give his
own interview and not hold anything back about the nature of their relationship.
Robert
Pattinson/Kristen Stewart
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
This show is making a lot of news this week. One of the stars of the show
who does not lash out with his feet is going to have a hard time keeping
his life in the closet with the actions he took this week.
Show:
"Criminal Minds"
In
the closet actor: Shemar Moore (was robbed by bit player)
Kicking
actor: Thomas Gibson (kicked writer)
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
This married B list mostly television actress who has crashed and burned
in everything she has done since her big pay cable hit has been texting her
ex and trying to win him back even though he is involved in a very serious
relationship.
Jamie-Lynn
Sigler (married to Cutter Dykstra)/Jerry Ferrara (engaged to Breanne
Racano)
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
Apparently there are some athletes who think this Olympic champion swimmer
has been Armstronging and that their legacy will be tarnished when the truth
comes out. The truth always comes out.
Michael
Phelps
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show who is a celebrity
offspring shamed her co-star into doing a couple of lines of coke with her
before they shot a scene together. She said it would be more real. Emma
Roberts/Abigail Breslin ("Scream Queens")
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#6**
Im not sure how this B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++
lister managed to avoid being arrested. Multiple people saw her and her boyfriend
smoking meth at a very public event.
Paris
Jackson
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who just had a monster bomb of a movie
open seems to be leaning more to continuing her relationship with her trainer
and dumping her A+ list husband.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck ("Nine Lives")
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#8**
It might be just the scare this singer/possible killer needed. She has been
sober for almost two weeks after nearly killing herself one night because
of a drug overdose. Courtney Love
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#9**
This former tweener turned B+ list singer and bad actress is loving being
on tour and doing coke. As much as she is doing, I will give her credit for
not canceling any shows due to illness. The only illnesses she has are drug
related.
Selena
Gomez (and then two weeks later she canceled the entire rest of the
tour)
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#10**
The wife of this foreign born permanent aging A+ list singer tells him she
has a book club she goes to a few times a week. She is hooking up with one
of the singers musicians at his place. I suppose they could read books
too. Penny Lancaster (Rod Stewart)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#11**
This former child actress turned host sends her significant other out to
buy drugs everyday and then deliver them to our former actress throughout
the day wherever she is.
Raven-Symoné
("The View")/zMarie Livingston
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#12**
This B+ list rapper is on tour with a married permanent A+ list rapper. Each
night they have been trying to outdo each other with the number of women
they have sex with. They are doing their version of a Hugh Hefner assembly
line and record it all.
Wiz
Khalifa/Snoop Dogg
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#13**
This actor is A+ list. Barely. He has had some paycheck movies as of late
that have not done well which may have dropped him to A list. I guess he
is a permanent A lister. He is married. If you look back at the past few
years, you start to see the whole wife and marriage thing might be more of
a cover than an actual marriage. Im not talking about a beard exactly.
I think a few years ago there was a crack in his carefully constructed facade
that came thisclose to costing him everything he has. It would have been
a far worse result than even anything Mel Gibson has gone through. At some
point in time, people will probably forgive Mel Gibson. No one would ever
forgive this kind of behavior. Another thing you notice when you look back
is that our actor seems to have completely transplanted his friends. He did
a cleaning. Much of it was done by his wife, but it was not just a wife not
liking the friends, it was wife coming in to try and save everything. The
thing is though, the friends that have been replaced by the wife were the
non celebrity friends. Most of the celebrity friends dropped out of the
friendship when they saw what the actor was doing. He might have been able
to hide it from the world, but, he couldnt hide it from them. Why?
They were there when it happened. Well, not watching it happen but were at
his place for a party. They were all questioned by the police about what
they knew and what they saw. As far as I know, none of them saw anything.
The thing is, they heard the questions being asked. They heard about the
16 year old found close to death. The 16 year old fell off some type of cliff.
Naked. In the middle of the night. The 16 year old had been with our actor.
At some point, one of the actors friends decided he would take a turn.
The scene became violent very quickly and the 16 year old managed to make
a break for it. In the pitch black night, the 16 year old fell off a cliff.
How did they get there? Did anyone see anything? The police were there in
the middle of the night, knocking on the doors of the actors guests.
Most of them probably knew about the other teens and the parties our actor
and his friend liked to have with the teens. That fake Mr. Friendly act he
uses to appear charming barely masks a sociopath beneath. How many of his
past relationships ended shortly after some violent outburst that was chalked
up to something innocuous? Nobody ever questions him. He is a movie star.
The victims in the relationship were paid their fee and sent on their way
with huge consequences if they ever talked about anything they saw or heard.
Not a peep has ever been uttered by them. Not one word. A combination of
fear and pain and blackmail and the loss of the money he gave them along
with a gold bracelet to remember him keeps them mute. It shouldnt.
They must have seen him with other teens. The younger the better, but always
legal. It is why he confines his activities to his time outside the country.
It is also why he spends so much time in a place where the age of consent
is frighteningly low. Bribes and a huge payoff saved him last time. One of
these times though he is going to get caught. Things will go too far and
someone will be willing to talk on the record about it. George Clooney
(Italys age of consent is 14) (friend: Rande Gerber)
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
Despite being a generally all around horrible person, this Teen Mom has no
problems getting her fee of $10000 a night from guys who want to spend time
with her. Apparently there is a wait list. Farrah Abraham
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
This former tweener actress/singer turned talk show host knew her engagement
was coming so dont let her try and fool you. She also told her probably
future husband that he shouldnt bother asking unless it was worth at
least six figures.
Adrienne
Bailon ("The Real")/Israel Houghton
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
You dont actually think this foreign born A- list dual threat actor
who has a franchise controls his own social media accounts do you? No, no
no. His A+ list girlfriend has everything under her control. Hopefully she
remembers which account she is signed into.
Tom
Hiddleston/Taylor Swift
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner once
beat a girlfriend because she kissed a man of color on the cheek when she
was introduced to him. Our actor left the restaurant with the girlfriend
before even eating and then beat her. Mel Gibson
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
This wannabe model is a celebrity offspring of two people who were A listers
at the time of her birth. Now, only one is. Anyway, she was at a party yesterday
and couldnt hold it together. She can barely go an hour without drugs.
She was shaking and trembling before leaving for a few minutes. When she
came back, she was all better but completely out of it.
Ireland
Baldwin (Kim Basinger/Aec Baldwin)
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
This married B- list celebrity/part-time porn star who is still really young
performed oral on a guy who is not her husband at a bar this weekend.
Courtney
Stodden
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
Apparently this comic actor/daily talk show participant has even more examples
in his past of treating women like crap. You have to be in your early 20s
to get him to talk to you. If you were hooking up with him you had to put
up with him hitting on women right in front of you. Oh, and this was all
while he was married.
Fred
Armison
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
Apparently these two in the closet foreign born A+ list athletes (one of
whom is an A+ list celebrity) share more than just a love of the same PED
(performance-enhancing drugs) that got them both suspended in their respective
sports, they also share a bed on a fairly frequent basis.
159. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/15
This A-list professional wrestler and Hollywood actor is set to return to
the squared circle for a short run. It's mostly a promotional gig, but we're
sure he'll enjoy himself, too.
Bill
Goldberg (WWE Summer Raw)
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
Our favorite closeted B list actor looks like he might be finally giving
up the beard game. At two separate events in two separate cities she was
nowhere in sight. Usually he would have her be everywhere documenting their
love. Maybe he finally sees the light. Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift ("I
Saw the Light" 2015 movie)
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
KINDNESS: I think this is the second time this A list director who loves
to cast himself in cameos in his movies has been a kindness. Back in the
day when he was filming a movie that sounds a whole lot like another box
office monster hit our director reached out to the staff at the location
where he was filming. He took the entire office out to lunch and personally
made sure they got to watch the filming. He also took photos with all of
them and arranged for the cast there to do the same thing.
M.
Night Shyamalan ("Avatar The Last Airbender) ("Avatar")
(Pagoda
in Reading, Pennsylvania)
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
This B- list actor is a celebrity offspring of an A+ list couple. Both of
the couple put their foot down when the offspring was going to shoot a scene
on a new show which involved kissing another guy. The couple insisted the
kissing could only be inferred. Kind of funny coming from this couple if
you think about it. Jaden Smith ("The Get Down") (Will and Jada Pinkett
Smith)
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
This celebrity offspring has everyone believing he has given up the terrible
ways of this horrible organization. Nope, it is a ruse to get the richest
person who ever left the organization to return to the fold. Blackmailing
didnt work, but a constant buzz in his ear 24/7 from every side might
do the trick.
Celebrity
offspring: Tommy David (son of Anne Archer)
Richest
person to leave: James Packer
Organization:
Scientology
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
Looks like these former co-stars turned closeted couple is going to go ahead
and get married. I really thought they would call it off last minute. If
it makes them happy to be married best friends, then go for it.
Anna
Camp/Skylar Astin ("Pitch Perfect")
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
What was going to be the darling of Oscar season this year is having a ton
of PR issues and that sure thing Best Picture award for this movie which
has not yet been released is now looking to be a long shot. At this point
the movie might not even get nominated.
Nate
Parker/"Birth Of A Nation" (and it didnt get nominated, although Casey
Affleck and his sexual assaulting self
did)
(rape
allegations)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
At this point the momager should just give up. She is making her A list reality
star daughter look like some serial dater who is in a "relationship" every
week. The momager tells the tabloids it is love and the tabloids duly report
it only to look foolish the next week or month when there is a new love.
Just accept the fact she is into women and be done with all of this foolishness.
Kendall
Jenner/Tyler the Creator
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
Speaking of PR moves, just as I predicted, this A+ list singer has been spotted
pulling Anistons on her vacation to get people amped up for some kind of
announcement or fake out in her big television appearance just like last
time.
Beyoncé
(launching
her own TV network)
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
This former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer bad actress thought she was
being cute when she joined in on the internet games. The problem is now her
whole story she spun last year has a chance of unraveling because of a guy
she hooked up during her full on addiction. That hookup was brought to light
during the internet games.
Selena
Gomez (Lupus)/Zayn Malik/Justin Bieber
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor (action) does not do
much now. It could be why he is doing so many drugs. Lots and lots of pills.
Some are prescribed which are the ones he travels with, but that vast majority
are not. The guy is a mess.
Jean-Claude
Van Damme
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actress married to an A+ lister brags to her friends
and people she is trying to impress about the nannies she stole from this
A+ list couple with a handful of children. So, why does she try and spin
a story to the tabloids about how she doesnt have any??
Blake
Lively and Ryan Reynolds/Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#12**
There were no more advantages to faking it any longer so this former Disney
actress turned B+ list actress never far away from her bikini, split with
the actor she called her boyfriend. Maybe he will come out now.
Bella
Thorne/Gregg Sulkin
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#13**
All too often in Hollywood we talk about guys taking care of women in return
for sexual favors. This time though, the tables are reversed. For at least
the past two decades, this singer/celebrity/reality star has gone from one
guy to the next taking care of each of them in turn. Our singer/celebrity/reality
star has her name on millions upon millions of records that have been sold.
She has some money. She also has a long history of just paying for what she
wants. Back in the day she used to compete for guys to buy with her long
time friend and former co-worker who is also a singer/celebrity/reality star.
Often when there was a guy they both liked they would just end up doing
threesomes with him until they grew bored and send him on his way. Their
friendship suffered a lot when the star of this blind, took a guy away from
her friend. The guy, was being pulled in two directions and was having money
thrown at him by both women, but finally decided to go with our star. I think
the fact the other woman had a boyfriend probably had something to do with
it too. Our star once fell for a guy so hard that she tried to convince him
to leave his girlfriend and multiple children and move in with our star.
He didnt, but our star gave him tens of thousands of dollars and also
loaned him several hundred thousand more before they split. She never did
get the money back. Even today, she is still doing the same thing. Sure,
she calls it something else but she likes to be the one to pay the bills
and call the shots.
Singer/celebrity/reality
star: Kandi Burruss ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
Former co-worker: Tameka "Tiny" Harris (boyfriend
T.I.)
Guy
pulled in two difference directions: A.j. Jewell
Guy
she couldnt convince: Russell "Block" Spencer
Today:
husband Todd Tucker
173. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/16
Celebrities are lining up to secure the services of this now A-list publicist.
Many in Hollywood feel they've been immaculate in their handling of proceedings
for their C-list client and want that level of expertise. Amber Heard
(divorce from Johnny Depp)
174. LAINEY
GOSSIP 08/16
Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum are still together 10 years later. It
doesnt always end up that way. This superstar is single and shes
been feeling herself lately. Boys, unfortunately, have always been a blind
spot. On a recent project, a 19 year old dancer caught her eye. So she went
for it. They hooked up. Which was great. Until he told everyone the
crew, the other dancers. When she found out she was mortified. She freaked.
Mega drama. She couldnt look at him anymore. She didnt want to
see his face again, ever. Insisted on drastic changes so that he would no
longer have the privilege of being associated with her and she would no longer
have to be reminded of him. Thats not the official reason, of course.
Creative differences are always the official reason. But, behind the scenes,
from people who were there, this is what everyone is talking about. Selena
Gomez; Britney Spears
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This political leader might be having sex with the escort turned social climber
but he is also hooking up with the model who beards for the A+ list mostly
movie actor. It is only once every few months but she brags about how much
money he pays her.
Vladimir
Putin/Wendi
Deng/Irina
Shayk/Bradley Cooper
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
The male escorts in this south of France hot spot tripled their rates for
the arrival of this foreign born permanent A+ list singer and his husband.
The demand is high when the couple is in town.
Elton
John/David Furnish
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
This A list singer in a group or solo who moonlights in reality television
is getting a lot of flack for supporting her boyfriend despite all the crap
that comes out of his mouth about various groups of people.
Gwen
Stefani/Blake Shelton
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
This A list host/reality producer/mogul rarely says a bad thing about anyone
in the business. He is like the Kneepads of hosts. However he did say that
he still doesnt understand a word of an interview he had with this
permanent A list "singer" recently. Apparently he is still waiting for her
to answer one of his questions with an answer related to the question.
Ryan
Seacrest/Britney Spears
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer turned actress turned host has been
making the crew crazy on her new show. Her other income apparently comes
first so she blows off call times and has stopped calling to let people know
when she will arrive because she doesnt like what she hears on the
other end of the phone. On set, every other word is an f bomb so they are
always having to do another take without her always swearing.
Rita
Ora/"America's Next Top Model"
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This married permanent A+ list mostly movie actor with multiple Academy Award
wins/nominations who might nab another this year recently broke up with the
mistress he has been seeing for the past two years. She is desperate for
money and is a perfect for a tabloid to squeeze for some juice. Tom Hanks
("Sully")
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
This foreign born A-list mostly movie actress with the catchy name is on
a rampage with her people and the studio about the crap job a director did
with her latest movie and wants something done about it so she is not forever
associated with what will be a dead franchise.
Gal
Gadot ("Wonder Woman")
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
This halfway to an EGOT who should be three quarters of the way there has
a hit network show. On set she has been telling horror stories about working
with this actor/singer and she doesnt think she could ever do it again.
Viola
Davis ("How To Get Away With Murder")/Jared Leto ("Suicide
Squad")
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
This married former Housewife has time on her hands. Lots of it. It didnt
take long for her to start texting and sexting that ex all fans of the show
know.
Zim
Zolciak ("Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Dont Be Tardy")/husband
Troy Biermann is traded to the Buffalo Bills in New
York/"Big
Poppa"
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
As is becoming her custom, this A list mostly television actress from a long
running very hit network show is paying all the bills for her boyfriend.
I thought he had money but he is not spending it on the actress. Even when
they go out to get Starbucks she pays. At dinners she will pass him the cash
to pay, but it is her cash. I bet his lack of funds is what caused the foreign
born singer to bail in her quest to date him.
Kaley
Cuoco/Karl Cook/Iggy Azalea
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#11**
This foreign born PGA golfer with almost a handful of wins on the PGA Tour
not named Jon Daly is way more interested in coke and hookers at this point
rather than golf.
Robert
Allenby
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#12**
This former dual threat A list actress blew off work yesterday because they
were only going to shoot one scene involving her. She didnt want to
deal with it all for one shot so called in sick. She never changes.
Katherine
Heigl "Doubt"
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#13**
Lets go back in the day. This actress was A list. Mostly movies and always
quirky. When this group of people had a "pretty" movie she was not usually
invited. When they needed reality and good acting they cast her. She has
worked infrequently since her heyday. Producers and directors grew up with
her movies and want to cast her, but the roles are generally a cameo or stunt
casting. Nothing real. Then, along came this A list director. He had a project
for her. He found out she knew this up and coming barely legal actor. Our
director heard the actor is gay, but had not been able to close the deal
no matter how many carrots he offered. He had a very very big carrot to offer
and that is not some sexual innuendo. He had a big part in a franchise but
the actor wasnt interested in the casting couch route. Our director
offered our actress a few roles here and there an even a guest gig in the
franchise at some point if she could talk the actor into having sex with
the director. For two months she worked on it and the actor, still a teenager
at the time, hooked up with the director. The director cast the actor in
the role. The director then cast our actress in a role to watch over the
actor and make sure he stayed available to the director. For a year, that
was her job. To monitor the sex life of the actor and make sure he only hooked
up with the director. This guy is so strange. He did come through on the
roles and the guest gig in the franchise though.
Actress:
Ally Sheedy
A list director: Bryan Singer
Project: "X-Men: Apocalypse" (Scott Summers/Cyclops)
Guest gig: "X-Men: Apocalypse" (Scott's Teacher)
188. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/17
Insiders at this network are banking on this A-list television show to end
their bad streak. If it turns out to be yet another flop, firings, rehiring
and a complete change of strategy are likely. It seems to be a hit, according
to the early buzz.
HBO/"Westworld"
189. RADAR
ONLINE 08/17
Amy Schumer has never been afraid to tell it like it is, especially regarding
her love life. In her new memoir, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, the
superstar shares her secrets about famous former hookups. After briefly dating
a dim lacrosse player, the comedienne, 35, moved on to an NFL star. During
a kiss in her hotel room, she decided she "just wasnt feeling it."
"He grabbed my ass and kissed me and I stopped him and said good night,"
she wrote. "I made up some excuses about why I couldnt hang out with
him until he stopped asking."
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#1**
This actor is A- list on a very long running hit almost network show. He
also takes meds to regulate his behavior. He has been in the process of changing
those meds and has been going off on everyone he encounters. Not a pleasant
sight.
Jared
Padalecki ("Supernatural")
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#2**
Always desperate for cash this celebrity offspring who was A list for a brief
moment way back in the day but still has A list name recognition because
of a once in a lifetime role, tries to get people hooked on drugs into a
rehab program where our actress gets a kickback. Things have not worked out
well.
Mackenzie
Phillips ("One Day At A Time") (rehab counselor at the Pasadena Recovery
Center)
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#3**
This Teen Mom not named Jenelle thought she found recent love. Nope. She
confuses trading drugs for sex love. Now she is back to scrounging for
prescriptions.
Leah
Messer
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#4**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor married to a B+ list actress said
in an interview the couple goes to counseling all the time. The actress gave
an interview not that long ago where she said she doesnt believe in
counseling. They never can get a story straight.
Will
and Jada Pinkett Smith
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#5**
Apparently this former A+ list tweener turned A+ list a-hole got tired of
this celebrity offspring who thinks of herself as a model asking for more
money all the time and dumped her. It was not like she was anything but a
higher priced escort to him but she thought it was love.
Justin
Bieber/Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#6**
This former cable reality star turned actress turned network reality star
turned celebrity you dont think about unless you watched the first
show is being cheated on again by her boyfriend. She wont care. She
always takes him back.
Audrina
Patridge ("The Hills")/Corey Bohan
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#7**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress with a reputation for not
taking vows seriously recently broke up another marriage and is trying to
stay out of the limelight for awhile.
Sienna
Miller
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#8**
This foreign born permanent A list singer everywhere but the US and Canada
turned celebrity/reality star always has trouble keeping a straight face
while lying so lets the guy she calls her boyfriend talk about their non
existent sexual relationship.
Kylie
Minogue/Joshua Sasse
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#9**
This foreign born A list singer in a lot of countries but not the US has
had a solo career but is more known for his participation in a boy band.
He is married but it did not stop him from having sex with the daughter of
the man who paid an outrageous sum to have the singer perform.
Robbie
Williams/Russian Rashid Sardarov
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#10**
That fairy tale couple everyone wants together in real life is taking a big
hit again. The actress in question has been hooking up with a member of the
crew for the past two weeks. Actually two weeks and one day.
Jennifer
Morrison (Emma Swan)/Colin O'Donoghue (Captain Hook) ("Once Upon A
Time")
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#11**
This GOT actress was so wasted out of her mind at an event in LA this week
she couldnt even form a sentence. She lost a shoe too. Like couldnt
find it and just walked around on one.
Sophie
Turner
(Variety's
Power Of Young Hollywood)
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#12**
Another slip of sobriety for this B+ list actor who is married to an A list
actress. She is not giving up on him or the marriage but her friends are
starting to tell her a little louder to split from him. Sofía
Vergara/Joe Manganiello; Emily Blunt/ John Krasinski; Kristen Bell/Dax
Shepard
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#13**
KINDNESS: This actress is one of my favorite people. Everyone who ever meets
her loves her. She is probably the quietest A-/A list television actress
out there. She has a handful of Emmy nominations/wins. She does the pay cable
thing and the network thing. Oh, and the cable thing. All at once. Somehow,
despite being on multiple shows at the same time she still finds time to
give about 15 hours a week to her favorite charity. She doesnt stop
there though. Through all of her jobs on shows she nags producers and directors
and the crew guys to find jobs for many of the single moms she comes across
through her charity work. Good jobs. Often union jobs. Through her efforts
she has managed to get well over 100 single moms full-time jobs while also
finding money for job training and other programs for other single moms.
Did I mention she has done multiple reality shows too? Margo Martindale
("The Millers", "The Good Wife", "The Americans"); Swoosie Kurtz ("Nurse
Jackie", "American Dad", "Mike & Molly")
203. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/18
The sequel to this movie is set to feature a changed up cast. The last set
was such a super mess that the studio and the producers want to take out
some of the worst offenders. It's also a chance to reduce the budget and
the bottom line. We're unsure of how fans will react.
"X-Men"
204. MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 08/18
You need a scorecard to keep track of all the personnel shakeups underway
on your favorite returning shows (hey, such a scorecard exists!). But
theres one slide conspicuously missing from TVLines comprehensive
Fall TV Cast Changes roundup and with good reason. You see, this
particular piece of casting news is intended to be a spit-take-worthy shock
to end all spit-take-worthy shocks. According to sources, a returning series
on one of the Big 5 networks is getting ready to pull off what will likely
go down as one of the coolest, most surprising casting stunts of the year.
The onscreen twist which was shot earlier this month under a Star
Wars-level veil of secrecy is set to air during the shows season
premiere. Prediction: The show and [Spoiler]s name will
be trending on Twitter before the closing credits roll. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
("Supernatural"); Robert Downey Jr. ("Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."); Michelle
Obama ("Scandal"); Ziva ("NCIS"); Harrison Ford ("Supergirl")
205. RADAR
ONLINE 08/18
In her new book, Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo, Amy Schumer says she dated
an A-list rocker. "Hes famous and Im a fan," she dished. But
on a second date in New Yorks swanky Bowery Hotel, she got nervous
and watched her self-esteem plummet. "This was a f***ing date with a f***ing
rock star!" she explained. When they went up to the bedroom, she wasnt
"present" because she was pining for an ex-boyfriend. "We touched each
other and tears started rolling down my cheeks," she recalled.
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#1**
These two celebrities/entertainers who have their lives documented for reality
television a few months each year better lay off the coke before they permanently
lose their jobs and the reality gig. Jax Taylor/James Kennedy "Vanderpump
Rules"
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#2**
The MTV cameras have turned a blind eye to the cheating by this significant
other of an OG Teen Mom because it doesnt fit in the storyline for
this season for the couple.
Catelynn
Lowell/Tyler Baltierra
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#3**
This pregnant reality star has a strange fetish. She likes to watch her
boyfriends eat. Apparently the sloppier they are when they eat, the more
she loves it. Maybe that is why it didnt work out with her ex. He preferred
drugs over eating.
Blac
Chyna/Rob Kardashian/Tyga
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#4**
When you try and turn your brothel shakedown story into something else, it
can cause a whole lot of problems for others. Also, the fact your choice
of companion has your sexual encounter recorded will probably also cause
some issues.
Ryan
Lochte
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#5**
This former Housewife who is a fan favorite will probably be back. She needs
the money after her husband screwed her over. Well, she says her husband
screwed her over. My guess is she knew exactly what she was doing. Wanted
to look the part.
NeNe
Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") (at this point, she will probably be
joined by the no money coming in Kim Zolciak)
(owes
$800,000 to IRS)
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#6**
Our former tweener turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is now publicly losing
his battle with sobriety. He was trying to keep it all hidden but when out
to dinner with staffers from this network he was hitting the booze hard.
Maybe because he thought he was on vacation.
Zac
Efron (at Olympics in Rio)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#7**
Talk about a stage mom. This actress turned reality star and her actor husband
are relentlessly pushing their daughter forward in order to make money for
themselves. They get a monster percentage of her earnings and want her to
work every day if she could to support their lifestyle.
Lisa
Rinna/Harry Hamlin (daughter Delilah Belle)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#8**
It wasnt drugs, but this foreign born A+ list singer canceled a recent
gig because of too much booze and partying. The night of the canceled gig
she got drunk again.
Adele
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#9**
This actress is B- list. I am giving her that high of a rating just because
of length of resume and she is in a show that has been renewed which is something
that does not happen to most of her shows. Plus, she got to play an iconic
character after the fact. Anyway, her spouse is a big shot at a daily tv
show. He moved his college aged mistress out to LA and got her a job at the
show. She is a bit of a talker though. Oh, and sizzurp lover. Oh, and is
cheating on the cheater with other men. Hopefully our tv show big shot
isnt bringing any of that home to the actress wife.
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#10**
Just when you thought the annoying former tweener actress turned even more
annoying A- list singer was going to have trouble getting her coke, she finds
a solution. Her ex was her coke supplier. It took her a week to find a B+
list rapper who is an even bigger user than her to be her new boyfriend.
And supplier.
Ariana
Grande (Ricky Alvarez)/Mac Miller
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#11**
After a year which saw all of his television shows crash and burn, this A-
list actor got a gift when he landed a role as a replacement in a franchise.
Anyway, he cheated on his actress wife with another woman who he is supposedly
trying to win back after he cheated on her but while he is trying to win
her back he is cheating on her again with a bunch of fans he is interacting
with while on vacation.
Actor:
Zachary Levi
Shows that crashed and burned: "Telenovela" and "Heroes Reborn"
Actress wife: Missy Peregrym
Franchise: "Thor: The Dark World" (Fandral)
Entertainment
Weekly Annual Comic-Con Party At FLOAT At The Hard Rock Hotel In San Diego
In Celebration Of Comic-Con 2016
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#12**
This acting couple seemed chummy while promoting their new film in which
they co-starred. The problem is that I dont think the foreign born
Academy Award winning/nominated actress knew that while filming his most
recent movie, her foreign born full frontal loving boyfriend was full frontaling
one of his lesser known co-stars. He sleeps with more co-stars than 90s
Julia Roberts.
Actor:
Michael Fassbender
Actress: Alicia Vikander
Movie: "The Light Between Oceans"
His co-star: Emily Barclay
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#13**
What do you do if you are related to a couple of famous people who died and
you need money? Well, if you are this ex-convict you set up various GoFund
me pages. There is the one for attorney fees to make sure people are brought
to justice for the deaths of the famous people. Another one for a memorial
fund. Another one for personal expenses because the relative is working 24/7
on justice and doesnt have time for a real job. None of the money is
going anywhere except her pockets. The thing is, this relative is not a distant
relative. Pretty close actually. Oh, and this relative has another relative
who used to be an A lister. He is out there telling people to donate to these
bogus pages and probably helping himself to a little taste of the proceeds.
Bobby
Browns sister Leolah
219. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/19
This couple haven't been together for well over a decade, but they remain
both controversial and popular. Their relationship was filled with tension
and drama and abuse. Our source claims that after a bizarre event brought
them together, they haven't stopped talking and texting. Could a reunification
be in the future? My source is adamant we shouldn't rule anything out.
Johnny Depp/Kate Moss
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
This Olympic medal winning swimmer had a scandal hit him BEFORE the Olympics.
It was designed to make it seem like he was really into women. The way it
went down behind the scenes with his PR team though was really clumsy and
shows they have some things to learn about making a closeted athlete look
straight.
Michael
Phelps
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
Originally he was supposed to go on vacation with his female significant
other, but this former A+ list rapper is going to spend a few days with his
male protege going shopping and getting room service.
Kanye
West/Kim
Kardashian/Cameron
Grey
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
This former east coast Housewife lives on the west coast and is being cheated
on by her husband with a waitress not old enough to legally drink booze.
Lea
Black ("Real Housewives of Miami");
Joanna
Krupa/Romain Zago
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress has been eclipsed in fame by someone else
in her family who also acts. Anyway, our B+ lister is going to have a tough
time getting back her crown if she keeps popping those prescription pills
she is addicted to. Dakota Fanning (Elle)
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
This married former boy bander turned actor is hooking up with this oft troubled
B list mostly television actress who will probably be known for her one
television role for her entire life.
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#6**
Usually her A+ list mostly movie actor she calls her boyfriend gets her magazine
covers for her. But, for her most recent cover, she slept with an executive
from the magazine. She slept with him a year ago, so that was quite the wait
for her payoff.
Irina
Shayk (GQ Italia)
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#7**
Apparently her request for a loan did not go as planned for this former singer
turned celebrity turned reality judge. The next day after being denied a
loan by her friend, our reality judge kept her yacht booking a half a world
away.
Nicole
Scherzing (Croatia)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#8**
This former tweener actress turned singer who is on tour with another former
tweener shoved a security guy out of the way at a concert venue because he
didnt get out of her way fast enough. Apparently she wasnt ready
to walk around the guy.
Demi
Lovato
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#9**
It seems this northeastern NFL team has a problem with its wide receivers
staying faithful. The latest example is this one year celebrity wonder being
cheated on by her wide receiver boyfriend.
Olivia
Culpo (Miss USA 2012, Miss Universe 2012)/Danny Amendola (New England
Patriots)
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actor who kind of has a franchise, has a new hit
on his hands and is celebrating by boozing and drugging like he hasnt
in a long time. Jonah Hill ("Jump Street) ("War Dogs")
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#11**
This foreign born celebrity offspring is probably B+ list. She is A+ list
when it comes to lying about her drug use just like her dad. The celebrity
was found face down on the ground outside a party and would have died if
no one had turned her over. Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy)
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#12**
This OITNB actress who has another tv gig has always been scandal free. That
is all about to change. The married man she is hooking up with will cause
some jaws to drop. Laverne Cox ("Doubt")
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#13**
#1 Look for a long and steady stream of negativity from this spurned
ex about the wannabe famous as his brother celebrity. That actress friend
of the ex has been compiling a list of failed relationships courtesy of the
famous brother. It should be quite the fall.
Famous
brother: Aaron Rodgers
Wannabe famous brother: Jordan Rodgers ("The Bachelorette")
Ex: Brittany Farrar
Actress friend: Olivia Munn
#2- The full on press of pap photos and tabloid leaks is apparently because this B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition is looking for another lump sum payment from her ex. He has been dragging his feet. She can play very dirty when she wants. Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise
#3 This celebrity offspring of a failed actor has the gift that keeps on giving and got it from the celebrity she has been trashing on social media as of late. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)/Justin Bieber (herpes)
#4- This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor has slipped to A- list over the years. He has a new resurgence in popularity or at least attention from some click bait type photos. At this moment he is probably hooking up with a model his ex set him up with that he has been dying to have sex with. He doesnt care that he has a girlfriend. Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr/Katy Perry (stripping nude)
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
The female lead in one of those long running hit primetime animated comedies
is a long time supporter of white nationalist groups.
Alex
Borstein "Family Guy"
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
It is becoming more and more obvious that this foreign born permanent A list
celebrity who has A+ list name recognition in every corner of the world is
making lots of moves on women other than his wife. David Beckham; Prince
Charles
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
This foreign born mostly movie actor is probably B. He would be a lot lower
if not for that huge school franchise thing. Anyway, he seems to be spending
most of his latest paycheck on two strippers while out of the country filming.
Im guessing the girlfriend he cheated with on his former girlfriend
probably doesnt know.
Tom
Felton ("Harry Potter") ("Feed" filmed in Los Angeles)
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
Looks like this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has one franchise
and wants one really big one to himself is hooking up with the guy who was
lost in the shadows when our actor began a very highly publicized romance.
Tom
Hiddleston (Loki: "Thor") ("James Bond") (Taylor Swift)
(publicist
Luke Windsor)
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is holding up production on this franchise
because he wants to be the first actor to be guaranteed $100M for one movie.
It is this magic number in his head.
Tom
Cruise ("Mission: Impossible 6")
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
This married east coast Housewife talks about being faithful all the time,
but she wants to spend some time out on the west coast leaving her family
behind because she is hooking up with an executive out here.
Teresa
Giudice ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
Even if the vasectomy had been successfully reversed on her husband, this
former A list singer turned living on the Native American casino circuit
singer probably couldnt get pregnant with all of the coke she does.
I think she has probably given up on the baby thing and maybe even on the
husband. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
Apparently there is a huge behind the scenes custody fight involving this
former A+ list mostly movie actress who has taken a turn as the leading actress
in movies. The war has been going on for well over a year. The actress, known
for keeping her stuff quiet is really working her magic on this one being
hush hush. Our actress is still A list and might have to write a huge A list
check to make the problem go away. Halle Berry
241. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/22
The tension between these two C/B-list television actors was so bad after
their break-up that one of them had to leave their show. It was so bad that
they'd seek each other out to argue and fight. The showrunner made the executive
decision to cut one of them. Emma Roberts/Evan Peters ("American Horror
Story")
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
The man who is second in charge of one of the worlds largest companies
dropped close to mid six figures to hook up with this married A+ list reality
star. It was the whole point of her trip. He has a place next door to where
she is staying.
Kim
Kardashian in Mexico
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#2**
At this point, this A list singer in a group and solo who moonlights in reality
tv is being used pretty badly by her celebrity boyfriend. He needs some good
publicity right now and if she split it would be trouble. Apparently he has
even gone a couple of weeks without cheating. Well, sexting. Oh, and some
phone sex, but no physical cheating. Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
This foreign born I cant believe she is still single this long after
her marriage split needs a new franchise since her last one went the way
of her marriage. The other night she got into an argument with some 20 something
actress who has replaced her in the movies and the bedroom and the 20 something
actress was left embarrassed when our A-/B+ lister trash talked her and her
actions in front of a group of people.
Kate
Beckinsale ("Underworld")/Len Wiseman
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This newest Disney star needs to know a voice is replaced pretty easily and
if she gets caught snorting that prescription drug she likes doing regularly,
she will lose her job and probably not work again.
Aimee
Carrero (Elena Castillo Flores in "Elena of Avalor")
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor got to blame scheduling, but the fact is
he was forced out of a fundraising gig because of what is about to come pouring
down on his head news wise.
Leonardo
DiCaprio
(Hillary
Clinton fundraiser) ($3 billion Malaysian embezzlement scandal)
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
While his A list actress wife stays home, this B+ list actor/writer is hooking
up with just about anyone who says yes on the set of his new project.
Justin
Theroux/Jennifer Aniston
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
After a few years of this A list director being creepy and hitting on everyone,
it is only the models who dont speak English who fall for his moves.
His moves include casually leaving out DVD copies of all the biggest movies
he has directed. He only shoots these commercials every year to find models
to hook up with.
Michael
Bay/Victorias Secret commercials
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
Already getting tired of the beard game, this foreign born celebrity who
has been bearding for an A-/B+ lister with the body everyone loves hooked
up with a guy while on vacation. She thought she was being discreet, but
it really wasnt. I think she wants to get busted to get out of the
bearding.
Alexa
Chung/Alexander Skarsgård
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#9**
For the third time in two weeks, this closeted former franchise actor turned
lead in some bombs turned B list mostly movie actor who seems to have joined
an acting tree was hanging out in public with his boyfriend. Good for him.
Hopefully one step closer to coming out.
Taylor
Lautner ("Scream Queens")
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#10**
This big movie studio is paying out some large "consulting" fees this week
and for probably the rest of the year to community leaders who get a lot
of time on television to try and turn the tide of a movie in a positive
direction.
Fox
Searchlight Pictures/"Birth of a Nation"
(Nate
Parker rape accusations)
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#11**
You know things are bad for you when you pay a pap the $550 you had in your
pocket to have him delete a photo of you sitting in a Starbucks by yourself.
Apparently he told his A+ list girlfriend/all seeing watcher he was filming
that day. It is the only time she doesnt keep tabs on him.
Tom
Hiddleston (filming "Thor: Ragnarok" in Australia)/Taylor Swift
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#12**
This former A+ list tweener turned performance artist/reality judge was smoking
pot with two store employees inside a tent at an outdoor equipment store
while customers were in the store.
Miley
Cyrus
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#13**
Normally I leave the cheating blinds to the numerous other blinds of the
day. It is just so common that it is not worth the big blind space. However,
when it will be front page tabloid news once it is exposed, then it is deserving
of this space. This married former A+ lister who arguably was once the biggest
movie actor working is now relegated to television. Usually, not very long
stays because no one likes working with him. Anyway, he is hooking up with
this A- list mostly television actress who generally works for one boss.
255. NY POST/PAGE
SIX 08/22
1. Which New York publicist briefly dated Ryan Lochte, but wont be
bragging about it any longer?
2. Which 90s soap star ran a red light and totaled an elderly womans car then left her to pick up the tab for the damage?
3. Which star enjoyed a wild private party in the Hamptons and ended up going home with two girls?
4. Which wealthy guy is looking for "atmosphere" models for a trip to Dubai later this year? Models must be no shorter than 5-feet-7-inches and will be paid $2,000 a week.
256. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/23
These two A-list actors starred together in a forgettable movie a decade
or so ago. It was before one of the A-list actor was launched to the A-list
and when he lingered around the C or D-list. He was cast on the condition
he 'uglied himself up' as not to 'overshadow the A-list lead.' "I think [name
omitted] still holds a grudge," says my source. "There's been tension between
him and [name omitted] ever since."
Who
is the actor that had to ugly himself up? Robert Downey
Jr.
Who
is the A-list lead? Val Kilmer
("Kiss
Kiss Bang Bang")
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor walked away from a hit show. A very
long long long running network show. The good news is at least for one season
he has a new network show. He also has a 24/7 female minder provided by his
very jealous wife who has to stay back at home. She is convinced that our
actor is having sex with his former co-star with the very interesting name.
Michael Weatherly ("NCIS") ("Bull")/Cote de Pablo
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
After quite a while with no incidents, this barely hanging on to A+ list
singer who has one name is back on the bad drugs again and is showing up
hours late to gigs. My guess is she is also going to get fired from a movie
she got cast for at some point during that process.
Rihanna
("Ocean's Eight")
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
The wife of this A- list actor who went from a very hit cable show to a popular
almost television show wants children. Our actor though doesnt want
any obstacles or thoughts in his head when he is in full cheating mode so
says no children for now. Aaron Paul ("Breaking Bad") ("The Path")/Lauren
Parsekian
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
This aging A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who keeps failing at tv from an
acting family finally got booted from his marriage again but not before he
cheated on his wife with the woman he is currently dating. Oh, they will
make it seem like it all happened after, but it didnt.
Dennis
Quaid
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
The PR people for this A+ list mostly movie actor are trying to get the celebrity
he calls his girlfriend as many interviews as possible so she can brag about
the sexual prowess of their client. So far though she has been focusing the
interviews on herself and is not doing a very good job making herself look
good, let alone their client and her meal ticket. Irina Shayk/Bradley
Cooper
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
This A list singer/part-time reality star skipped a very important appointment
with his wife because of the chance to hook up with someone he grew up watching
on television. Adam Levine
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
This married reality star turned celebrity, turned reality star, who makes
most of her money doing that rather than as the singer she claims to be,
ended up hooking up with this country rocker/rapper ex when he suffered a
recent tragedy and she consoled him.
Kellie
Pickler/Kid Rock
(death
of his assistant)
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
This former singer turned reality star, turned probably wont be allowed
to ever record another album again celebrity, better watch her back. Her
husband is sleeping with her best friend.
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
This reality star turned princess actress is being a diva on set and it is
getting to the point that she could be replaced. No one likes her acting
anyway.
Jamie
Chung ("Real World: San Diego") ("Once Upon A Time")
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
The ink is barely dry on her contract, but this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly
movie actress who probably doesnt even know herself how old she is,
wont probably make it through her tv gig. She likes to work slow or
else she gets frazzled and then all hell breaks loose. Im wishing her
well, but I dont know if she can do it.
Catherine
Zeta-Jones ("Feud")
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#11**
He is supposedly sober, but this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who
finally has a franchise was popping pills with his girlfriend and they were
not vitamins. She could barely stand an hour after taking her pills. He was
not much better.
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor (action) spent almost
$10K to get $500 worth of heroin on a recent trip because he was going through
withdrawals.
Jean-Claude
Van Damme
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#13**
This actor is married to someone higher on the list than he. Quite a bit
higher actually. Our actor is foreign born and very much in the closet. I
think the fact he cant be open about himself probably contributes to
his anger issues of which there are plenty. His wife has always been a cheater
so in this relationship she doesnt have to feel bad about cheating
because he is hooking up with guys all the time. On the set of his almost
show he has been hooking up with one of his male co-stars. The co-star is
barely out of his teens. Our actor treats the co-star like crap and makes
the co-star feel he should be lucky to be having sex with our closeted actor.
Our closeted actor not that long ago had a long time affair with a man. Their
last time together involved our closeted actor pleasuring himself to his
lovers arm. Yeah. After that, the man broke up with the actor who then
went on a racist rant against the man. Did I mention our closeted actor only
dates men of color? Considering his wife is the polar opposite of that, it
is an interesting choice. Hugh Dancy ("The Path")/Claire Danes
270. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/24
It was one of the most infamous box office bombs in recent years, a stain
on every participants' young career. The cast are discovering just how costly
the mistake to appear in it was. Nearly every member is struggling to find
top quality work. All have lost roles they were once signed for. The panned
bomb is deterring all major studios from pursuing the actors. Only indies
are coming to call and you know how they pay.
Who is the cast? Garrett Hedlund, Levi Miller, Lewis MacDougall, Tae-joo
Na
What is the movie? "Pan"
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#1**
Im sure there were tears of joy for this former Disney actress turned
workaholic dual threat B lister. The thing is though, even though she works
a ton, nobody was paying her the attention she wanted. She went the bear
route. She went the pose in a bikini every single day route. Nothing worked.
Then, she came up with something that finally got her trending on Twitter.
Its a Boomerang thing.
Bella
Thorne is bisexual
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#2**
You can be box office poison and someone will give you a chance. This is
true especially if you used to be an A+ list mostly movie actress. It all
changes though if you get caught making some very derogatory remarks about
people on the set and they are powerful enough to make sure you take a very
very very long break from acting.
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#3**
They looked the other way while he did a few lines of coke. The booze they
can live with. Heck, to get him to appear in a movie they are financing,
they even found some women who enjoy being beaten or at least pretend to
be for enough money. It was heaven this week for this former A+ lister who
would probably rather be doing something other than acting.
Johnny
Depp
(playing
in his band)
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#4**
This aging permanent A+ list comedian/reality star is too lazy to cheat but
his celebrity wife isnt. Jerry Seinfeld/Jessica
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#5**
This Teen Mom spent an entire seasons salary just to settle the legal
issues of her significant other. He didnt contribute anything despite
the fact he has been making money (off her of course).
Amber
Portwood/Matt Baier
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#6**
This former reality star turned B+ list mostly television actress is telling
tabloids she is only good friends with her lover/co-star. The thing is though,
she just doesnt want the other guy she is seeing to think the co-stars
are still together because she kind of said they werent. The tabloids
are such kiss butts.
Katharine
McPhee/Elyes Gabel
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#7**
The wife of this fairy tale actor has multiple fake social media accounts
to keep track of her husband and his fans. This is the same wife who threatened
to divorce her husband if he didnt quit acting because he wasnt
successful. Then of course he landed the show that changed his career. Colin
O'Donoghue (Captain Hook "Once Upon A Time")/Helen O'Donoghue
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#8**
Looks like Game Of Thrones fan fic writers have something new to write about
because these two closeted actresses on the show are hooking up. Gwendoline
Christie, Sophie Turner, Emilia Clarke, Maisie Williams
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#9**
This former (hopefully) reality star turned some plastic surgery into a total
sham when she made fans believe the procedure was for something much more
relevant and meaningful.
Yolanda
Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#10**
Speaking of plastic surgery, someone should tell this hoping to be an A+
list mostly movie actor again that changing your looks that drastically over
the course of a month shows people you went under the knife. That and the
missing of some press events to heal.
Ben
Affleck;
Tom
Cruise;
Brad
Pitt
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#11**
This at least three times A+ list actor who is A list right now was joined
by his wife on his latest project. She forced herself on to the project because
her husband was going a little guy crazy and would have got busted again.
John
Travolta/Kelly Preston ("The Life and Death of John Gotti")
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#12**
This B list celebrity is so excited about her new career. Well, kind of a
resurgence of her old career. No, the career before the modeling/escorting.
Yes, the one back in the day. Her sibling likes to pretend she does the same
thing. The thing is though our B lister needs a big bang because the people
she slept with to make it happen will only pony up dough once.
Ali
Lohan (Lindsay) (singer)
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#13**
#1 This former child actor from an acting family turned straight to
On Demand movie actor is the go to guy for anyone interested in knowing which
massage parlors in LA actually provide sex.
#2 Speaking of sex, there is no one left this model turned celebrity turned reality star could have slept with in order to land her upcoming gig. It will be her highest in front of camera gig. It would take her a month escorting every night to make that kind of money. Amber Rose ("Dancing With the Stars")
#3 This foreign born former A list singer has always taken her husband back when he cheats and when he beats her, but this time he may have gone too far in getting their nanny pregnant. Mel B/Stephen Belafonte (stumbled across this one which I missed in their reveals)
284. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/25
This C-list teenage actress is a Tumblr icon right now, praised for her bravery,
her 'body pride' and her feminism. We here at the Gossip Life have spoken
to a very reliable source that tells us the actress is a complete and utter
fake. 'She's playing the edgy, sexy card because she thinks that works for
her right now,' says my source. 'Away from the spotlight, she's a calm, cool
person that doesn't even mention any of the issues she appears to be so
passionate about.' This must mean she's a better actress than we thought.
Ariel
Winter ("Modern Family")
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
This east coast Housewife who limped back to the franchise after some very
high profile missed chances is suffering from a huge booze addiction.
Jacqueline Laurita ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
This on again/off again always wanting to be A list reality mom is getting
much worse in the treatment of her kids. Apparently the abuse has really
been ratcheted up as of late.
Kate
Gosselin (son Collin sent away for special needs treatment)
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#3**
The boyfriend of this kind of in the closet B list mostly television actor
who has recently starred in a one named cable show must be ticked that the
actor is "hooking" up for publicity with this actress everyone seems to love
who has been around for ages despite her young age.
Show:
"Younger"
Actor:
Nico Tortorella
Actress:
Olesya Rulin
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#4**
He could have kicked in some money, but instead this former A+ lister sent
out press releases to the world to make it seem like he was making charitable
donations when he wasnt.
Johnny
Depp (donating Amber Heards divorce settlement directly to
charities)
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#5**
This Teen Mom went 0 for 6 in her attempts to get anyone to pay for her pregnancy
announcement. She even wanted a cover. I can still hear the laughing.
Jenelle
Evans
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#6**
Dont believe the hype about why this couple split. Lets just say that
the boyfriend of the A lister hooked up with a guy which was against their
rules. It isnt like the A lister and her guy ever hook up, but it kept
her from trying to find a relationship to fill up tabloid pages.
Jennifer
Lopez/Casper Smart
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#7**
Get the "leaked" announcement out there so this A- list country singer is
not busted for cheating again. She has a habit of cheating and marrying.
Jana
Kramer (husband Washington Redskins tight end Mike Caussin enters
rehab)
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor had a hooker in his room while on a trip
with his wife. Sounds a lot like Charlie Sheen minus the barricaded hooker
and that it was an ex-wife. Oh, or Sean Penn. Minus the drugs.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner (birthday trip to Montana resort)
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#9**
This former A+ list rapper is tired of hearing a couple of his contemporaries
being labeled Oscar winners so our former rapper is trying to cherry pick
the best projects he can contribute something musically to and win one of
his own.
Kanye
West
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#10**
This married former A list singer who doesnt do much now except get
half naked for paps was doing lines of coke the other night at a restaurant
with her husband and a former A list tweener.
LeAnn
Rimes (early birthday)/Eddie
Cibrian/Justin
Bieber (Sophia Richies birthday) ("The Nice Guy" in West
Hollywood)
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#11**
It looks like this former A+ list action movie star from back in the day
has a new foreign sponsor to keep him supplied with tween girls.
Steven
Seagal ( Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko)
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#12**
This former singer turned reality star turned actress has a new thing for
one of her high paying clients. Apparently she is taking some hormones to
produce breast milk for their games.
Christina
Milian
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#13**
Knowing her could definitely get you killed. Maybe even by her. If you were
sleeping with her back when this happened, then you did end up dead. This
actor was A- list when he died. He is probably A+ list in everyones
memory though. He publicly had an actress girlfriend, but he was also regularly
having sex with this at the time A-/B+ list singer/musician who also acted.
The singer was married at the time. Her husband also ended up dead. The crazy
thing is her husband introduced her to her lover because of their mutual
friend who was an A+ list singer at the time. If you want to add even more
spice to this whole thing, the singer, who is openly gay but was not at the
time was having a fling with an at the time A list mostly movie actor who
is still firmly rooted in the closet and still A list. That actor was having
a fling with the boss of the now dead husband and spilling pillow secrets
which almost got the dead husband dropped from the record label where he
was signed.
A-
list actor who died: River Phoenix
Actress girlfriend: Samantha Mathis
A-/B+ list singer/musician: Courtney Love
Husband who ended up dead: Kurt Cobain
Mutual friend: Michael Stipe
A list actor:
Boss: David Geffen
298. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/26
Insiders are predicting a cancellation for this superhero series. 'Ratings
are down and it's considered a bit of a joke,' says one of my sources. 'I
think [name omitted] will cut the cord by winter.' "Arrow"
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
This A list rapper had some botched plastic surgery and she has basically
been hiding out in her homes for the past couple of months after getting
the bad plastic surgery repaired. You can still see swelling in her face
because of it all. She looks different too. Not all Renee Z different, but
different.
Lil
Kim; Nicki Minaj
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
This model no one knows who dated this former A list tweener actor turned
mostly bomb movie making actor was at an event with the actor but got kicked
out when she kept trying to get close to him to talk. Apparently she caused
a scene and was shown the door.
Sami
Miro/Zac Efron
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
There was a four hour argument between this former bubblegum singer and the
writers/directors/producers of her new show about a scene. They all wanted
the actress to wear a bikini for a scene and she refused. She wouldnt
back down and threatened to walk off the show. This all has been trouble
from day 1. I dont think she should have to wear a bikini, but apparently
everyone argues about everything and everyone dislikes everyone. Mandy
Moore ("This Is Us")
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
This B list mostly television actor on a hit cable show that has spawned
a horror revolution on television, overdosed last week. I thought he was
kicking the drugs. Jared Padalecki ("Supernatural"); Evan Peters ("American
Horror Story")
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#5**
This entertainment news reporter just finally got things back in a good position
with her long time boyfriend after her fling with that network reality star.
Now, she is hooking up with a producer she thinks can get her a talk show.
Maria
Menounos/Kevin Undergaro
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#6**
This late night talk show host seems calm and fairly vanilla. The waiter
who brought the wrong drink to the host got an earful from the actor. I guess
he just wanted to make the waiter look bad. Instead, the host looked like
crap, because the waiter who brought the drink was not the one who took the
order but the host hadnt paid attention. Apparently the host acting
like a prick is a pretty regular occurrence.
Seth
Meyers
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#7**
Stalking is what most people would call it, but not this Academy Award
winning/nominated actor who would rather be doing something else. His former
and probably soon to be future co-star is thisclose to getting a restraining
order against him because of his obsession with her.
Jared
Leto/Margot Robbie ("Suicide Squad")
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#8**
At least you have to give this A list reality star some credit for coming
up with an excuse to explain her new plastic surgery. She knows people will
move on to some other part of her body at some point and forget about this
part until she does it again.
Kylie
Jenner (breast implants)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#9**
Im sure she just wanted a night out at an event, but this Disney actress
turned more Disney actress with a side helping of movies had to bail early.
Apparently someone found out she turned 18 a few months ago and it was a
feeding frenzy of skeevy agents and producers trying to hit on her. One second
she was alone and the next guys were all over her.
Peyton
List
(Harper
by Harpers Bazaar Party)
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#10**
Dear B+ list mostly movie actress with a more lucrative side gig. That woman
you think is your friend bailed on your most recent trip. Why? To hook up
with your husband while you were out of town.
Jessica
Alba/Cash Warren
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#11**
So much for his relationship. This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor
who has been in a couple of franchises is trying to finally find success
outside them. Apparently that involves cheating on his girlfriend with his
co-star. Robert Pattinson/FKA Twigs/Mia Wasikowska ("Damsel")
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#12**
This French actor was supposed to be in a new tv series as part of the main
cast. He got the gig because of his connections with the head of the production
company who owes favors to the leader of his country. Anyway, the role was
basically reduced to a couple of guest spots. Why? The drinking and the child
molestation where they were filming kept him busy. Gerard Depardieu ("Mata
Hari") (Portugal - age of consent 14)
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#13**
#1 This soon to be not a tv talk show host who is beyond annoying
is cheating on his long time wife again. Apparently they are going through
a divorce and trying to settle everything quietly. I really dislike this
guy. A lot.
Dr.
Drew
#2 If this former tweener turned adult singer would go back and look at herself a few years back, she would see she is making the same mistakes she made before. Everyone is calling her out on it but she has it "under control." Selena Gomez (not so under control now. Didnt even take a week.)
#3- This back in the day one hit YouTube wonder who everyone remembers is if I prompt you with her name, is hooking up with this record producer who has been in the news a lot in the past year or so. Apparently she is going to be the next big pop star instead of the person everyone laughed at. Rebecca Black
#4 This foreign born hanging on to A- list mostly movie actor partied this weekend at a house on the beach. The house was leased by his drug dealer for the summer. The dealer has plenty of drugs to sell for his end clients inside and then they party outside on the beach. Orlando Bloom
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This stand up comedian was considered the founder of stand
up comedy. He was also perhaps the most racist person to ever achieve A list
status.
Frank
Fay
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
When she first started dating the man who is now her husband, this former
A- list mostly television actress who has played the same role twice had
mostly weaned herself off her pill addiction. That has certainly taken a
turn for the worse. She is out of control and even worse than she was before.
Much worse.
Jennie
Garth (Kelly Taylor "Beverly Hills, 90210")
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
This foreign born A list chef/reality star told his wife he was in one place
doing something when he was actually with a woman in a completely different
place. The problem for our chef is he was caught in a place he shouldnt
been. If his wife looks at a map, he is done for.
Gordon
Ramsey
(speeding
ticket)
315. MR.
X 08/27
This celebrity turned reality star turned talk show host turned celebrity
from a celebrity family is being abused by her husband but doesnt want
to leave the money train so puts up with it.
Tamar
Braxton/Vincent Herbert
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
This back in the day A- list mostly television actor who did day and night
soaps is on some show now that is on the greeting card channel. Anyway, there
he was in the airport, botoxed and facelifted to an inch of a Real Housewife.
Hand towel wrapped around his neck as he strolled waiting for people to recognize
him. He kept this up for 20 minutes before someone finally recognized him.
He then told them he was too busy to take a photo. Tool.
Jack
Wagner ("Santa Barbara", "Sunset Beach", "Melrose Place", "The Bold and the
Beautiful", "General Hospital", "When Calls the Heart")
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
Last month I told you about the foreign born television princess cheating
on her soon to be husband. Apparently he caught her because the engagement
is off and he unfollowed her on all social media. The tabloids were all over
her engagement. Im sure they will print some bs excuse like schedules
because they cant make her look bad. Emilie de Ravin/Eric Bilitch
("Once Upon a Time")
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
He didnt hook up with his A+ list everything in her mind ex, but she
would have. Instead, the A- list singer cheated on his wife with some Miss
something or other the other night.
Marc
Anthony (Shannon De Lima)/Jennifer Lopez (and two months later she split
with him)
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
Apparently after her disastrous recent television appearance, this A+ list
"singer" might pull a no show for the VMAs tonight.
Britney
Spears ("Carpool Karaoke")
320. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/29
These famous reality show stars were best friends until their friendship
abruptly broke down, devastating fans of the duo. Well, that was the story
as it played out in the tabloids. A soruce tells me they were never actually
close and the entire friendship and then the break down was simply fabricated
for publicity. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie "Simple Life"
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently our favorite foreign born B+ list singer who
not only now acts but also worked her way into a reality gig hit on this
C list celebrity offspring of a failed actor. The celebrity offspring told
our B+ lister that what she was proposing was a sin and wasnt interested.
I guess having sex with guys for "gifts" isnt though.
Rita
Ora/Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This former model turned celebrity, turned wannabe reality
star, turned D list mostly movie actress, turned talk show host, got into
a verbal argument with this A list rapper because apparently the boyfriend
of the A list rapper and the former model hooked up while the rapper and
her boyfriend were on a break but the rapper still hates the former model.
Amber
Rose Nicki Minaj/Meek Mill
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: With her supposed A list DJ boyfriend not at the show,
this singer/model/actress wasted no time grabbing on to this movie producer
and grinding on him for the entire night. He even paid someone $1000 to switch
seats so he could be with the actress.
Tinashe
(Calvin Harris)
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This former MTV reality star was hitting a meth pipe
when her driver came to pick her up. The former A list reality star asked
if it was ok to smoke it in the car and was told no.
J
Woww
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: I know this one was meant to stab like a knife. This
B list singer with one name hooked up with this one named B+ list rapper
who used to be with a different one named singer. I think both were trying
to make sure their respective exes heard about the coupling.
Future/Ciara
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This one named singer which has nothing to do with her
real name has had a lot of success with a group. Not quite as much on her
own. Anyway, she was groped by some record executive last night and she kicked
him so hard in the balls he probably wont be able to walk right all
week.
Halsey
("The Chainsmokers")
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: Im guessing health wise at least for the person
he is with, this MTV host probably should not have been smoking one joint
after the other while his significant other sat next to him in the car that
brought them to the show. Our host was wasted out of his mind when he arrived.
DJ
Khaled (pregnant girlfriend Nicole Tuck)
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: It has been almost a decade in the making and so far,
it has been a bomb. This former tween singer/actress turned living off that
fame for a decade was yelling at her grandfather/boyfriend about how he made
her have sex with this pot smoking A list rapper to get him to work on her
record but that the single has bombed so what was the point. JoJo (Jeremiah)/
Wiz Kahlifa ("Fuck Apologies") or Snoop Dogg ("You Bring Me Up")
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
This permanent A+ list singer who drinks bottles of wine while she squeezes
into her clothes has a great disdain for this A+ list everything in her mind
diva. Apparently the in her mind diva once slept with the first husband of
the permanent A+ list singer. So, now whenever she gets a chance, our permanent
A+ lister trashes the other woman in songs and to other people.
Mariah
Carey/Jennifer Lopez/Tommy Mottola
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
Now that is expensive. Apparently even with his A+ list reality star girlfriend
footing the bill, this B+ broke rapper couldnt afford the woman he
was cheating on the reality star with. Her rate is $10,000 a day. The rapper
thought she might be willing to be with him for free, but he was wrong.
Tyga/Kylie
Jenner
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
The pills this Teen Mom is hawking are not the ones she takes regularly.
You can only get the ones she takes through a prescription, and not always
her own.
Jenelle
Evans
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#12**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This closeted A- list mostly movie actor will probably
spend the next decade making Nicholas Sparks movies. He brought his beard
but quickly tossed her to the side when that closeted former tweener turned
A- list singer started flirting with him.
Ansel
Elgort (Violetta
Komyshan)/Nick
Jonas
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#13**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS:
#1 This foreign born Victorias Secret model was offering her
wide range of services to men and women and couples. She should have an app.
Stella
Maxwell
#2 This A+ list singer wanted no part of this foreign born A list singer/award winner and had her seated as far away as MTV was willing. The husband of the A+ list singer was not happy when he heard the news. Beyoncé/Rihanna/Jay Z
#3 It is a coin flip whether this pint sized former reality star was more wasted on pills than this foreign born television host who enjoyed multiple lines of coke. People thought the eyes of the host were going to explode. Snooki
#4 This American born Victorias Secret model had to be walked to her seat by a staff member because after 20 minutes, the model could not figure out how to read her ticket and match it to the seat. Oh, and once she went to the bathroom and came back, they had to show her seat to her again. Taylor Hill
334. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/30
A source of mine encountered this A-list television actor in a bar once and
was blown away by the amount of liquid he consumed. 'It was a record, I'm
sure,' says my spy. 'He drank and drank, shocking everyone in the bar, including
the bartenders. It must have been some sort of record. It was ungodly. He
proceeded to jump in his car and drive home. At least 10x the legal limit.
It's a miracle he wasn't dead.'
Matt
LeBlanc
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
For the first time I can remember, this foreign born A list mostly movie
actor (action) was seen in public with his boyfriend. No cover. No annoying
fake girlfriend. Just the two of them hanging out. Baby steps.
Jason
Statham
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
It is all crashing down around this foreign born A list in her own country
singer/former reality host with multiple last names. The drug use is heavy
and cost her a a hosting gig. The relationship she was counting on for fame
has ground to a halt. She needs a huge splash. A front page tabloid splash
but no one thinks she has the guts to do it.
Cheryl
Ann Fernandez-Versini ("X Factor UK")
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
Apparently the one real part of this weekend performance might have something
to do with the rapper giving his "singing" partner a little vial of coke
during rehearsal which she thanked him for then and later.
Britney
Spears/G-Eazy (MTV: MVAs)
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
This Dancing With The Stars pro begged to come back for this season but was
turned down. She has burned so many bridges and apparently the past couple
of seasons was more concerned with hooking up with some of the celebrities
rather than dancing with her partner.
Karina
Smirnoff
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
Apparently this model who once dated Leo was unaware her celebrity boyfriend
was cheating on her until she saw the photos in the tabloids this week.
Toni
Garrn/Chandler Parsons/Kate Beckinsale
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
This late night talk show host not known for his drinking is cheating on
his wife. Dont be fooled by the aww shucks persona. Jimmy
Kimmel
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
A daughter of this former Housewife has been introduced to some of her
mothers old friends and is now making much more money than her mom
ever did.
Brielle
Biermann (Kim Zolciak "Real Housewives of Atlanta")
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
This celebrity offspring is always borrowing money from friends and family
despite the massive monthly income she receives from the trust established
for her. The money she spends on drugs for herself and those close to her
means she often has almost half the month where she begs for more.
Paris
Jackson
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
This closeted foreign born former boy bander is hooking up with this closeted
foreign born solo singer who seems to always be on the radio. Apparently
this hookup is the first time for this solo singer who has tried to go the
bearding route in the past.
Niall
Horan ("One Direction")/Shawn Mendes
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
This former cable actress turned network actress on a middling hit show is
my alliteration beer drinking favorite. Apparently she is stalking the owner
of her gym. Seems about par for the course for her.
January
Jones ("Mad Men") ("Last Man on Earth")
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#11**
Apparently this married to someone much higher on the list B+ list mostly
movie actor who doesnt really do that much acting is getting treatment
not for just his addictions, but he also is really sick and is being treated
outside the country.
Joe
Manganiello/Sofia Vergara
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#12**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee has not been seeing anyone that I know of but she recently
had a miscarriage. She was almost two months pregnant.
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#13**
This actor was never higher than C+ list. Foreign born and mostly movies
he has actually been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Speaking
roles in most of them but just a minor character (although one all of you
would know). He actually has a chance to be more famous outside of acting
in his current career than he ever did acting, despite being in such a huge
franchise. He was talking to an interviewer about his new profession and
the interviewer asked the former actor why he chose the new profession. The
former actor said it was because on the set of the franchise he was scared
everyday of getting molested or raped by many of the older men that were
on the set. He said this was especially true in the first few films where
you learned really quickly not to walk around certain areas of a set or to
wander too far away from other people. There were just too many men there
who loved nothing more than dragging some 10 year old boy somewhere for 20
minutes and threatening to hit him or get him kicked off the movie if he
told anyone. Our former actor said there were only a few older actors who
took part, but they were some of the worst. An actor would tell a crew member
and the crew member would grab the boy and hold him for the actor and then
often the crew member would take a turn too. The former actor said some of
the tween girls on the set were bothered, but as far as he knows, none were
raped liked the boys. Once the actors got to be a certain age, they could
fight or were big enough to get the men to back off, but with new young boys
coming in for every film, it was a never ending cycle of sexual abuse and
no one did anything to stop it.
"Harry
Potter"
(PROBALBY
Josh Herdman (Gregory Goyle) (MMA cage fighter)
348. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 08/31
We're taking a trip to injunction junction for this blind item. This former
A-list singer won a talent show and won the hearts of the nation in the process,
but a story claims the A-list singer was already signed by the record label
prior to even appearing on the show. There must be some truth to it. Our
A-list singer obtained an injunction to prevent the story from surfacing.
Leona Lewis ("X Factor") (signed to Simon Cowells record label Syco
Music)
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
Tired of waiting around for the Academy Award winning/nominated actor
who also has another entertainment job, this foreign born B list mostly movie
actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee found a new guy to date.
Apparently she made sure to be photographed with him to not only make her
drug dealing ex jealous but also the actor who keeps standing her up.
Actor:
Jared Leto
Actress: Lupita Nyong'o
New
guy: Mobolaji Dawodu
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
This very well decorated Olympian might seem to be enjoying the massive spotlight
on them again, but it is causing them a huge headache when it comes to cheating
on their significant other which was never an issue before the most recent
Games.
Michael
Phelps
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#3**
This Instagram celebrity turned actor has only worked for one producer so
far. That producer, who develops television and movies keeps the actor busy
on set and off set. Both are closeted but the producer loves showing him
off to his friends in the know.
Brock
O'hurn and Tyler Perry
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#4**
Apparently the people in charge of the career of this celebrity/reality star
were the people who provided quotes about his relationship with another
celebrity/reality star. In real life, they barely speak, but that doesnt
get you multiple seasons of a show.
Rob
Kardashian/Blac Chyna
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#5**
This B- list celebrity offspring of a foreign born permanent A lister chose
drugs over her boyfriend. Im not sure how she hides the drug use from
her family considering how much she has to do each day to meet her needs.
Chloe
Lattanzi (Olivia Newton Johns daughter)
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#6**
Apparently the past week has cost this B+ list rapper with the polar opposite
geographical name about $250K. It is going to cost him a lot more than that
to keep sleeping with the foreign born one hit wonder. He might be able to
trade tracks, but she needs a place to live and a monthly income. She blew
through her entire salary for one job already with the people she owed.
French
Montana/Iggy Azalea
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#7**
This Disney actress still several months from 20 is the impetus behind
her co-stars parents divorce. She is hooking up with the
father.
Disney actress:
Co-star:
Zendaya
Parents:
Claire Stoermer/Kazembe Ajamu Colema
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#8**
Apparently this B- list mostly television actor has been cheating on coke
moms friend with his much higher on the list co-star of his current
television show.
Coke
mom: Debra Messing|
Friend:
Angie Harmon
B- list actor:
Co-star:
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#9**
This A- list mostly television actor who went from one hit cable show to
a pretty decent hit almost show got away with cheating on his wife again
even though she caught him kissing another woman. He explained it away as
she was seeing things from a bad angle and that it was a hug. Aaron Paul
("Breaking Bad") ("The Path")
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#10**
This not even divorced Teen Mom is already making plans to have a baby with
her partner.
Kailyn
Lowry (Javi Marroquin)/Becky Hayter
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#11**
At this point Im not sure who uses more drugs, this former A+ list
mostly movie actress or her celebrity/reality star family member. For the
actress, she has pretty much just turned into a stay at home smoke all day
person. Cameron Diaz/Nicole Richie (sister-in-laws)
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#12**
They might not have publicly split but this foreign born model turned
worst actress ever to appear in a number one movie hooked up with another
woman last night while her girlfriend also was having a little fun while
they were separated by several hundred miles.
Cara
Delevingne/St. Vincent (hooking up with Kristen Stewart)/and a week later
they publicly split
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#13**
#1 This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee crashed and burned in her last money for sex relationship,
but things are going much better in her latest attempt. Another Silicon Valley
executive who is worth even more money than the last guy.
#2 This married A- list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show has an apartment she rented where she hooks up with a member of the crew on her show. What she doesnt know is that he also hooks up with her assistant. Claire Danes ("Homeland")
#3- This closeted foreign born brand new A list superhero is being beaten by his new boyfriend that he met in town while filming. The problem is that the actor has a lot of scenes where the bruises are evident so it is taking a lot of extra makeup to keep things out of sight. Tom Holland ("Spider-Man: Homecoming")
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