NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#1**
The unexpected pregnancy of her friend is the only thing keeping away the
marriage announcement from this foreign born A lister in her own country
who is B-/C+ list over here, The multi-hyphenated celebrity didn’t want
to steal the publicity spotlight from her friend so is waiting a month or
so. She really wanted the wedding announcement to coincide with her new crap
record.
Marriage:
Cheryl
Ann Tweety-Cole-Fernandez-Versini
Pregnancy:
Kimberley
Walsh
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#2**
This B+ list foreign born actress has hits in both cable and on an almost
network show. Her long time boyfriend was cheating on her with tons of other
women but our actress only found out when his cloud was hacked. Suddenly
there were tons of intimate photos of him with other women showing up in
her cloud.
Alycia
Debnam-Carey/Marcus Catsaras ("The 100" and "Fear the Walking
Dead")
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#3**
There is a real fear this A+ list mostly movie actor will die soon because
of his drug addiction. His long time celebrity ex paid him a visit which
she told a friend was an intervention of sorts but he chose to ignore her
advice.
Johnny
Depp/Winona Ryder
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#4**
For someone who doesn’t have to do a whole lot to make the marriage
look real, the wife of this dual threat foreign born A list actor sure does
complain to her friends a lot about how much she is being paid each month.
Sophie
Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#5**
While this B+ list mostly television actress from a long running almost network
show only yachts part-time, her sibling makes her living doing the same kind
of work full-time but has not been fortunate enough to get yacht type money.
Kat
Graham ("The Vampire Diaries")
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#6**
This momager who thinks she sees easy money ahead is lucky she is not in
jail or dead after her recent overdose.
Dina
Lohan
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#7**
The owner of a celebrity website watched as this B+ list actress/celebrity
offspring did coke during an interview with her for the site and didn’t
even bother mentioning it or writing about it or calling her out on it and
instead wrote the puffiest of puff pieces.
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#8**
Apparently the dirt this husband had on his B list celebrity wife with A+
list name recognition stopped her cold with her intended plan of action.
This couple plays dirty.
Lisa
Marie Presley/Michael Lockwood
(changes
divorce filing to legal separation)
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#9**
This prolific actor is probably A- list. He starred in his own show once
but his latest efforts have all crashed and burned. He is doing a different
kind of acting right now and got himself in a bit of trouble because he used
a homophobic slur while in the vicinity of his co-workers, several of whom
happen to be gay.
Actor: Zachary Levi
Show: "Chuck"
Latest efforts: "The Commando", "Heroes Reborn", "Telenovela"
Different kind of acting:
Broadway
"She Loves Me"
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#10**
It has been building and now apparently the time has come. Last month I wrote
about the married closeted former A+ list rapper and his protege/lover. Well,
this has caused the rapper’s long long time lover/mentor to cut off
all contact with the rapper and does not even acknowledge his existence.
Rapper: Kanye West
Protege/lover: Ian Connor
Lover/mentor: Riccardo Tisci
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#11**
KINDNESS: This friend of Coke Mom is an A- list mostly television actress
who just makes one hit after the next in television. Anyway, she was at Nobu
the other night when she came across two very drunk young women in the restroom.
The two women were crying hysterically and our actress stayed with them for
nearly an hour until they finally managed to stop crying. I wish I knew what
they were crying about. Would make for a better blind, but it was really
nice of the actress to blow off her night to help others.
Angie
Harmon (Coke Mom: Debra Messing)
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#12**
This could have been a kindness but the actress went about it the wrong way.
I’m going to give her props for doing the charity work. She has been
doing some good stuff for charity lately but the former Twilight actress
ALWAYS calls paps to let them know she will be volunteering and makes sure
she is photographed doing the volunteer work.
Ashley
Greene
(Lively
Minds)
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01 **#13**
What do you do if your business starts losing a ton of money and there is
no end in sight? If you are this very part-time reality star/celebrity you
start cranking back up the family business. The old family business. You
might as well. It is how you met your ex-wife and your soon to be wife. It
is even easier now to make money in it because your celebrity offspring attracts
exactly the right person to bring in the money. Young, barely relevant
celebrities and models looking to make extra money. With the help of the
offspring there are so many people wanting to join the business that you
can pick and choose only the very best. There are just so many women. Literally
hundreds that want to join in. The supply far exceeds the demand and you
don’t want prices to go down, plus you want to be able to do something
with all the extra women that are gorgeous but just not the very best. What
do you do? You get your ex and your future wife out traveling the world taking
meetings with very wealthy men who don’t go yachting or live in the
Middle East. You bring a few samples for the men and they introduce your
emissaries to their friends who are also wealthy but also don’t travel.
Soon, you have corners of the world where 10-20 men can come together for
a weekend or a week at a resort closer to their homes and fly in the women.
The money is just rolling in right now.
Part-time reality star: Mohamed Hadid
Ex-wife: Yolanda Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
Soon to be wife: Shiva Safai
Celebrity offspring: Bella and Gigi Hadid
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#1**
As part of her new makeover this A+ list singer also got a breast enhancement.
Not something you would really associate with her but she is doing a lot
of things lately that are out of the norm for her.
Taylor
Swift
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#2**
This barely out of her teens A-/B+ list mostly television actress on a middling
network show is on the edge of being recast in a huge remake because producers
think she has gained too much weight.
Abigail
Breslin (TV movie "Dirty Dancing")
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from that franchise which is probably
not going to be "that" franchise much longer is back on drugs. He got himself
back to just booze but he was a train wreck at a recent public event.
Robert
Pattinson
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02 **#4**
This foreign born A- list singer with the A+++++ list voice is having a really
bad reaction to new medications prescribed to her and it can take several
hours for her to muster the confidence to even leave her house.
Susan
Boyle
(Heathrow
Airport meltdown)
18. MR. X
07/03
This Presidential candidate has a history of using speed.
Donald
Trump
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor had to film his latest movie without botox
and he looks 10 years older.
Tom
Cruise
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#2**
This former A+ list movie and television actor who has a connection to Blind
Item #1 is so hard up for cash that he is doing paid meet and greets.
John
Travolta (connection - Scientology)
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03 **#3**
The ticket sales are so bad for this concert series featuring two former
tweeners that thousands of tickets are being given away for free to fill
each arena.
Demi
Lovato/Nick Jonas
22. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/04
This A-list singer is happily married to the man of her dreams in the eyes
of the public, but we know that throughout their short marriage she’s
consistently had female lovers. What an unorthodox marriage her and the husband
must have. Alicia Keyes/Swizz Beatz
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#1**
Just as I predicted, this flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress who
has lived off that one film for three decades not only got herself on the
title of her permanent A+ list celebrity boyfriend’s house but also
got him to overpay for her house and give her all the money.
Daryl
Hannah/Neil Young
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#2**
In case you are a soccer fan and wonder which married A list soccer star
paid hush money to a transgender woman to keep their affair secret, think
Batman/A Judy Garland ex. Wayne Rooney (Bruce Wayne + Mickey
Rooney)
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#3**
When she is not spending time trying to fit into the smallest clothes possible,
this A+ list singer has been visiting one of Vegas’ top plastic surgeons
and getting some new fillers which were completely botched. Chipmunk cheeks
anyone?
Mariah
Carey
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#4**
Tired of getting slammed for her own ticket sales, this married A+ list singer
had her PR people leak a story to tabloids about her rival A+ list singer
and her lack of ticket sales.
Beyoncé/Rihanna
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#5**
Last year at this time this A+ list mostly movie actor was showing off his
"girlfriend" in bikinis on multiple days. Now, they are trying to sell engagement
ring shopping. That contract is just about up though.
Bradley
Cooper/Irina Shayk
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#6**
The engagement pressure seems to be getting to this foreign born A-/B+ list
mostly movie actor. He stepped out last week on his A- list celebrity girlfriend.
It isn’t like he hasn’t done it many times. Paps are watching them
closely though. Very dangerous move. Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#7**
Our favorite A list reality star who likes to pretend she is a drug virgin
was at it again snorting coke like a champ. Think this is why she had to
get her third nose job recently? Khloé Kardashian
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#8**
It is summer vacation. One thing you can count on every summer is some blonde
model you have never heard of being the month long girlfriend of this closeted
mogul/producer/host/now former reality star.
Ryan
Seacrest
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#9**
This permanent A list singer got into a fight with his singer wife. It was
not like the old days, the permanent A list singer got the worst end of the
deal with a black eye. This couple is something else. Tim McGraw/Faith
Hill
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actor has had a lot of success with television.
His luck in movies has been way worse than his actress wife who seems to
never make a wrong move. Anyway, our actor was spotted using not that long
ago which is very troublesome.
John
Krasinski/Emily Blunt
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#11**
Her celebrity husband has had multiple recent affairs with women who have
larger breasts than this reality star turned celebrity who is an offspring.
So, our reality star recently went up two sizes which is huge on her little
frame.
Nicole
Richie/Joel Madden
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#12**
This barely legal celebrity offspring left behind a bunch of needles when
she checked out of a hotel. Her boyfriend has her using multiple times each
day while he stays clean and ready to pounce on her money.
Paris
Jackson
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/05 **#13**
Our actor is nearing 80. Hard to believe this living legend is that old.
He rarely leaves his house any longer. For the past few years he was using
escort services or meeting women online through his assistant and then having
at home dates instead of going out in public. Our actor wanted the chase
to be as easy as possible without actually paying for it. That is why he
stopped with the escorts. In the past he has hung out with the friends of
his kids. He hooked up with a couple in a memorable trip that seems like
yesterday but is getting on near a decade ago. One of those women still comes
by the house sometimes and told the actor about her younger sister. The younger
sister is not even old enough to drink and is a college sophomore. Our actor
was intrigued and invited her over with some other friends. The next thing
you know, this college student basically moved in with the actor. You like
to think of him as this legend who has all his faculties, but honestly, he
is so far removed from that. He is just a guy who is loving the attention
and taking him back to a day where he was having sex with multiple women
a day. Meanwhile, the student has started to cut all the other women from
his life. She is ruthless in culling the competition. She has also convinced
the actor to start giving her a monthly stipend which is way more than she
would make after graduating from school, so she will not be returning in
the fall. Apparently her plan is to take the actor out of the country somewhere
for a few months all to herself and really put herself in a position to be
the only person in his life other than his family that he talks to. After
all these years, it wouldn’t shock me at all to see the guy getting
married.
Jack
Nicholson
36. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/05
As you may know Goop (Gwyneth Paltrow) is often chastised within the gossip
community for her habit of collecting celebrity friends and trying her hardest
to act cool, but all the while people have been focusing on the Goopster,
they’ve missed another B-list celebrity who is just as patronising,
desperate and pretentious. More about her? She’s a former B-list
television actress that was on one of the hottest television shows of the
modern era. Eva Longoria
37. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 07/05
Today’s ‘acting’ blind item is busy in the midst of doin’
damage control. This, after he caught a serious skool’in at the hands
of a publicly professed wordsmith. Don’t believe me… Just ask Golden
State Warriors shooting guard, Andre Iguodala. That’s what sources say
led our mystery man … 1 Erykah Badu … and ‘Five Guys’
to implement the clean-up plans he currently has in effect mode. From what
we’re told, that would include a concoction of bogus Billboard stats
… a couple of Kendrick drops … as well as word out there of
‘virtual relations’ with one Barbadian pop princess!!! "_____’s
team bought his number one spot on Billboard 200 Chart, for 9 weeks." —
Industry Insider. Now, he’s said to be struggling to pick up the pieces.
And, sources say ‘sensitive’ doesn’t even to begin to properly
describe the 50 emotional shades which have reportedly sent him to the depths
of a dark depression. The Drop: "He thinks it was Game’s crew that was
responsible for his home being robbed while he was celebrating his Memorial
Day pool party." Drake
38. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/06
This A-list personality has worked the same job for what feels like an eternity.
He’s been very popular in the public eye and he’s likely a household
name, but he’s sick of his job and he wants to quit. He hasn’t
been emotionally invested in the role for the past couple of years and he
wants to retire, but he can’t. When it comes to actually quitting, he
quivers, worries and panics, and signs on up once again. Howard
Stern
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#1**
The now ex-girlfriend of this A- list superhero convinced the actor to meet
up and talk. So, he showed up to a spot where the ex’s friends were
hiding in plain sight and took photos of the pair together. The ex then sold
the photos to tabloids to get a few more days of publicity by claiming the
couple was back together.
Henry
Cavill/Tara King
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#2**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actress (who only gets that high because
her latest movie didn’t completely bomb) was not only given a nice fee,
but also a commitment from this A+ list singer to partner in a new web venture
after the last failed. In return, the A- list actress convinced her actor
husband to participate in the "weekend festivities."
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Taylor Swift/4th of July
Latest
movie: "The Shallows"
Failed
web venture: "Preserve"
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#3**
A big important night out and this A+ list closeted movie actor left his
beard behind and went to the event with his boyfriend. They sat next to each
other, but as they always do, no touching, just laughing and talking.
Bradley Cooper
(Irina Shayk)/Kenzo : New Perfume Launch
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress got a new lease on life for her
television career even if less people will watch now. She also has a new
boyfriend she met in rehab. This of course led her now ex to say buh bye.
I wonder if he is convinced the baby is his.
Hayden
Panettiere (Wladimir
Klitschko)/"Nashville"
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#5**
Producers of this Bravo reality show were going to use footage of this former
A- list television actress now reduced to crash and burn status for their
new season, but she was so crashed and so burned they felt sorry for her.
Mischa
Barton (Josh Altman "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles"
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#6**
I’m not sure a new team would be such a good idea for this future NBA
hall of famer. Apparently he is cheating on his actress wife again and that
is with them both living in the same city together.
Dwyane
Wade/Gabrielle Union
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#7**
This US Men’s gymnast headed to Rio for the Olympics has a beard. He
feels like he won’t get endorsement opportunities if he comes out as
gay.
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#8**
Normally this A- list foreign born mostly movie actress lets the world know
when she is in Paris or doing PR for a fashion line. Not this time. Even
though she has been in two European cities for work, she is keeping it quiet
because with her is that cable actor she has been seeing. The one that started
out as cheating.
Diane
Kruger/Norman Reedus (a few days after this blind, tabloids managed to find
photos of her trying to hide from cameras at parties she attended with
Norman)
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#9**
After years of being cheated on by her husband, this A- list mostly television
actress from a looooooooong running hit network show is cheating on her husband
with her co-star.
Ellen
Pompeo (Chris Ivery)/Jesse Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#10**
The ex of this former A+ list rapper is also the ex of this B+ list singer
who had a pretty good year. Right now though, she is hanging out with someone
strictly for the cash. She would never get invited to yacht season but she
made $25K this past weekend while also getting a vacation.
Daphne
Joy (50 Cent) (Jason Durelo)
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#11**
If you are waiting to hear something from this foreign born DJ about his
last relationship, you will be waiting for a long time. He signed a NDA which
would cost him millions if he speaks. His ex is under no such obligation
to stay quiet. Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#12**
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show who won’t
have a show for much longer has been the worst hotel guest ever on her recent
vacation. All of her food she has ordered has been sent back at least once.
Most of the meals have been sent back two or three times. She had staff install
two extra room air conditioners just so she would be quiet about her coolness
complaints. I don’t know how her boyfriend puts up with it.
Emmy
Rossum ("Shameless")
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/06 **#13**
This actress is looked at fondly and everyone loves her. All they remember
is classic television show everyone loved and the tragic life event. They
have forgotten what a holy terror she was and how everyone hated working
with her. Hell, they still hate working with her, but the general public
doesn’t know that because we have her riding unicorns under rainbows
because of what she went through. It was not that long ago that she was getting
trashed by tabloids and other actors. When they talk about the actors on
the show being awful to work with, they tend to shout out the name of a different
actress on the show. The fact is, she might seem aloof now, but back in the
day, she wasn’t the troublemaker, the subject of our blind was. There
is no doubting she can be a very good actress. She is a multiple Academy
Award nominee. I’m not going to say winner because she has never won.
No one wants to vote for her. People are shocked she even got enough votes
to be nominated. You will notice that her reputation for trouble has caused
her to lose out on some very good roles the past five or six years. Why work
with her when someone else will come in and be refreshing and positive. She
thinks acting is beneath her except when she wants the perks from it. She
used to be in three or four projects a year until people finally caught on.
She had to go the humble pie route in the past few years to get any work
after coming up dry for years at a time. As soon as someone does give her
a job, they regret it but if you talk to the tabloids they all give her a
pass. Everyone else would be called out about it, but not her.
Actress:
Michelle Williams
Tragic life event: Heath Ledger’s death
Classic TV show: "Dawson’s Creek"
Aloof actress: Katie Holmes
52. TAMARA
TATTLES 07/06
It has been less than two years since the sparkly new Hermés store
came to this Housewives town. One housewife was literally there for the ribbon
cutting and the other is there every chance she gets. Both are in a race
for the much coveted Birkin bag. Oh sure, you see them with Birkins. But
those bags are usually fakes and they are only able to purchase real ones
through resellers. Hermes goes to a great deal of trouble to only sell directly
to A listers or very rich bitches that drop thousands of dollars on other
merchandise regularly. In the olden days, those deemed unworthy were perpetually
wait listed. These days, the average Jane is simply told they don’t
have any in stock. But when an A lister wanders in, miracles occur and a
bag or two is suddenly available. These two housewives have been frenemies
forever and they are desperately trying to get the royal treatment from Hermes
before the other. Sadly, neither one will be making the cut. Hermes sees
them both as damaging to their brand. At least one of them who haunts every
Hermes she passes in whatever town she is in has practically been BANNED
from at least one store for her constant begging. The other is on thin ice
at her local store.
Hermés store:
Buckhead
Atlanta
Show: "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
On thin ice:
Kenya
Moore
Banned:
NeNe
Leakes
53.
POPBITCH
07
How much does it cost a multi-millionaire popstar to settle a case out of
court when they are routinely accused of sexual misconduct? (ANSWER: $700,000
a pop seems to be the going rate, if what you enjoy doing is grabbing the
nuts of your staff.)
Elton
John
54. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/07
The wife of this A-list athlete is planning on leaving him very soon. She’s
sick and she’s consulting a lawyer this week. Announcement soon? I’d
suspect so.
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#1**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actress bailed on a 4th of July party
she was invited to filled with former co-stars because it would not have
the coverage of the 4th of July party she decided to attend. Plus, all the
aforementioned perks. Her former co-stars have been throwing shade at her
for days.
A- list actress:
Blake
Lively (attended Taylor Swift’s party)
Co-stars party:
America
Ferrera and Amber Tamblyn ("Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants")
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#2**
The PR people of this former A list tweener turned B+list mostly movie actor
have moved on from the ex-girlfriend debacle by creating a hashtag that implies
he is hooking up with a co-star from his latest movie. Her PR people are
less than thrilled.
Zac
Efron/Anna Kendrick ("Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates")
(#zanna)
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#3**
This is awkward. This A- list mostly movie actor who has bombed in a superhero
type movie says he wants kids. The woman he calls his girlfriend is freaking
out because she does not want to be in the middle of all of this. Not what
she signed up for.
Alexander
Skarsgård ("The Legend of Tarzan")/Alexa Chung
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#4**
This closeted former A+ list rapper used a gay hookup site this week while
in Paris.
Kanye
West ("The Art of Giving" Love Ball Naked Heart foundation)
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#5**
Before he started being super discreet and worried about his image, this
foreign born A list celebrity chef hooked up with someone from the second
season of one of his shows.
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#6**
This SI model apparently didn’t have to pay for the services of this
A+ list mostly movie actor. He wants someone for a vacation this summer and
picked her because she is already somewhat famous and won’t make too
many demands about being photographed together while he is enjoying "fun"
with others more his type.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Nina Agdal
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#7**
The manager of this former A+ list tweener turned a-hole A- list singer is
a racist and is not being as discreet as he used to be. Scooter Braun
(Justin Bieber’s manager)
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#8**
This former network reality star who had her one season of fame might have
just had a big life event but if she ends up marrying her boyfriend I will
be surprised. She must know he is cheating. Right?
Ali
Fedotowsky ("The Bachelorette")/Kevin Manno
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress, who had a good five year run as
an A+ lister before becoming the B- lister she is today (with A list name
recognition) is dating a man who went to jail for killing two people. And
yeah, she knows.
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#10**
This former A- list movie actress doesn’t act much any longer. Well,
except for the being straight thing. Anyhoo, even though it seems like it
was just a second ago she had a baby, she is pregnant again.
Jessica
Biel
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#11**
Don’t believe the BS story being spun by reporters who wear kneepads
for a living. The reason this former boybander was not at the big weekend
shindig is the drug use. I have told you the rules repeatedly and that is
rule #1. An addict is not going to leave the drugs behind. So, no invite
and would have been asked to leave if he showed up.
Zayn
Malik/Gigi Hadid (Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party)
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#12**
KINDNESS: This aging, but lovely and graceful, former A+ list mostly movie
actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee gave a retiring hotel doorman
a $10,000 check. Apparently he did her a huge favor decades ago and she has
never forgotten. The $10K is on top of the $1000 she sends him every year
at Christmas even though she only stays at the hotel a couple of nights a
year. I wonder what he did for her.
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07 **#13**
Do people still wrap their sofas in those plastic sofa covers? The one that
Ray’s mom had in Everyone Loves Raymond. My grandmother did the same
thing. Anyway, I have not seen one "live in person" in years. Apparently
this A list mostly movie actress covers her couches and all her furniture
in them. I would understand if it was an allergy thing or she didn’t
want her pets on there, but she does it, because she is just strange. Eccentric?
That is probably the better term. It is like she is preserving the furniture
for a museum. If it only stopped at the living room, you could probably excuse
it as an aberration, but she has fitted covers for the inside of toilets
and despite that changes the toilet seats monthly. You are probably thinking
to yourself this multiple Academy Award winner/nominee just has a germ thing.
That is what I thought too, but she does not really clean all that much and
that her kitchen is especially dirty. Our actress only uses sets of dishes
once. Nice dishes too. The dirty dishes are stacked everywhere, including
sitting on the floor. When it gets to the point she can’t get to the
refrigerator, she has a cleaning crew come in and remove all the dishes and
clean everywhere in the kitchen and she starts piling up all over again.
You know how a lot of homes back in the day had the formal living room no
one ever used. It just sat there for guests but no guests had ever used it
either. Our actress has multiple bedrooms and a den at her home that are
in just such a condition. No one can ever remember seeing the furniture so
much as move an inch. Even though there are guest bedrooms and beds, no one
has ever used them. Guests from out of town are put up in a hotel. One of
the three bathrooms also is in this pristine state. I wonder if she thinks
of it as a movie set. Something that isn’t real. The person I spoke
to didn’t know anyone who has actually asked her why she lives like
that, so we can only guess.
Jessica
Chastain
68. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/08
This C-list actress/singer was a member of one of the biggest groups of all
time, but she’s launching a new musical venture and she’s planning
on capitalising on the tension-ridden race relations to market the group
to black America. It’s going to be controversial as hell.
Kelly
Rowland/BET reality show "Chasing Destiny"/("June's Diary")
69. VICELAND
07/08
On Thursday, July 7, VICELAND rolled out an all new show from Lance Bangs
called
Party
Legends. For the series, we got a bunch of celebrities to tell us
their most candid and absurd party memories involving drinking, drugs, and
destruction, and then animated them for your viewing pleasure. On the first
episode, we talked to Arrested Development actress Alia Shawkat about the
time she went to a birthday party in Hollywood for a charming actor—who
will remain nameless—and ended up getting some impromptu pubic hair
removal. James Franco, Jared Leto
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#1**
This closeted A+ list mostly movie actor spotted a pap while the A lister
was walking with the woman he calls his girlfriend. Our actor then stopped
in the middle of the street and proceeded to give her the worst impression
of making out since two weeks ago when Taylor and Tom tried to do the same
thing.
Bradley
Cooper/Irina Shayk
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#2**
While away from his wife, this A+ list singer/horrible actor spent several
hours alone with this A+ list "singer" in her hotel suite. It would be crazy
if they got back together. Apparently she was really animated after which
is not her usual state.
Justin
Timberlake (Jessica Biel)/Britney Spears
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#3**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a long defunct hit network
show made a bad decision this week. She has also been reduced to charging
by the night and even by the hour in some cases during her current trip.
Mischa
Barton
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#4**
That was a blonde, and definitely not a redhead that this guy was making
out with his hands under her top. I don’t blame him but apparently our
former almost A- list actress turned escort turned her back for a few minutes
and this is what happened.
Lindsay
Lohan/Egor Tarabasov (and a couple of weeks later it all blew
up)
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#5**
Why yes, those were actual strippers going up to the room of this married
A+ list mostly movie actor married to another A+ lister. I never knew he
was a stripper guy. He has always been a sucker for PR people or groupies.
Brad
Pitt (Angelina Jolie)
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#6**
This C list celebrity that everyone knows says she was backed in a corner
about pregnancy by people close to her leaking the news. They think it will
be good for business. Blac Chyna ("Keeping Up With the
Kardashians")
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#7**
The coke bloat is real with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee. He has never really been a coke guy and he is losing
the battle.
Brad
Pitt
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#8**
This former A- list network reality star left her show for greener pastures
and burned bridges while doing it. She burns a lot of bridges. Another one
she is burning is the one with her girlfriend. Our former reality star hooked
up with another woman while at an event outside of LA. The woman had been
hired as a day player of sorts and during the night they played in a different
way.
Jillian
Michaels (Heidi Rhoades) ("The Biggest Loser")/Cigna Summit "Stronger
Together"
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#9**
This former tweener is doing press for his new movie but had to leave an
event early and cancel another. Apparently he is back on drugs. Zac Efron
"Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates"
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#10**
This oft troubled news anchor is having problems which would be way worse
if exposed then his previous miscues. Erratic behavior and a couple of
questionable incidents where he exposed himself to others.
Brian
Williams (sidetracked during coverage of Dallas shooting)
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#11**
This foreign born television princess cheated on her soon to be husband just
two weeks ago.
Emilie
de Ravin (Belle in "Once Upon a Time")/Eric Bilitch
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#12**
This closeted A- list mostly movie actor with a huge
tent
pole franchise movie about to be released was doing poppers and coke
at a gay bar out of the country.
Chris
Pine (in Australia) ("Star Trek Beyond")
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08 **#13**
#1 – This former A list television actor from back in the day who had
a side gig that made him even more famous than the show on which he starred
has been kicked off multiple shows the past few years for the way he has
acted towards teen females on the shows. At this point, no one will hire
him. Bob Saget ("Full House") ("America’s Funniest Home
Videos")
#2 – This is how messed up this A list reality star from that reality family is. She supports her boyfriend financially and he cheats on her but she threatens to kill herself unless he comes back to her. Kylie Jenner/Tyga
#3 – This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who reached that status as a tween continues to trot out the woman he calls his girlfriend while he drinks himself to death because he can’t face coming out of the closet. Daniel Radcliffe ("Harry Potter")/Erin Darke
#4 -The underage offspring of a permanent A lister made a sex tape with her much much much older boyfriend. If he keeps showing it to his friends, one of them is going to turn him in for child porn. Sofia Richie (Lionel)/Samir Nasri
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#1**
This A- list network reality host wanted to take his kids to a protest. His
A+ list ex put her foot down and said no. Network executives are also leaning
towards not renewing the contract of the A- lister. They like no controversies
and for everyone to keep opinions to themselves.
Nick
Cannon/Mariah Carey
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#2**
A day away from her girlfriend was enough for this foreign born B+ list mostly
television actress to cheat on her with another woman she had met in passing
a few weeks ago.
Ruby
Rose (Harley Gusman)
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#3**
Earlier this year I wrote in a
blind
some of the people going yachting this summer. The ones you could figure
out anyway. One of the people was the lesser known sister of a former Disney
star. Turns out the sister is not going alone and the former Disney star
is right there with her. Oh, and the demand for this model who dated an A+
lister continues to sky rocket. Her prices have increased five fold in the
past year. Everyone wants to be with her because she was "with" this A+
lister.
#31 – Disney/Nick actresses. Barely legal actress from a hit Disney
show who has been a recent blind item. Two first names. Laura Marano ("Austin
& Ally")
#32 - The older sibling of this still on Disney Channel actress on a very
hit Disney show. Vanessa Marano ("Switched At Birth" on ABC Family owned
by Disney)
#49 - Permanent A list model who has no money. Toni Garrn/Leonardo
DiCaprio
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09 **#4**
An eating disorder combined with heavy drug use is leading people to wonder
if this underage celebrity offspring is going to die soon. No one seems to
be parenting her because they are all caught up in their own dramas.
Lily
Rose Depp (Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis)
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#1**
The girlfriend of this celebrity offspring/part-time actor used to turn tricks
for drugs and even had sex with her step-father. (Seems like an appropriate
subject on a Sunday morning. Right?)
Sarah
Snyder/Jaden Smith
88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/10
**#2**
At the production office of that superhero show you all obsess about, the
married lead actor and his female co-star arrived separately to do some paperwork
but left together and were busted making out when their driver had to roll
down a window to get something off his windshield.
Stephen
Amell/Emily Bett Rickards "Arrow"
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#3**
Yesterday marked at least seven consecutive days that I know of anyway that
this former A+ list athlete didn’t cheat on his now wife. As for eight
days ago, well…
Derek
Jeter/Hannah Davis
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10 **#4**
So much for the girlfriend. This mostly in the closet bisexual, former tweener
singer, turned adult singer, dumped her girlfriend right after finally being
with her full-time. Being on tour is like being in a candy store for her
and our singer is going crazy with choices. Going crazy with some other things
too. Lets she if she gets violent.
Demi
Lovato
91. MR. X
07/11 **#1**
What talk show host, as a sort of damage control, will do a town hall special
on gun violence with several activists, political commentators and celebs
on a panel early in the upcoming season of their show? Just in time for Fall
Sweeps too!
Sean
Hannity, whose second cousin sold guns to Orlando killer Omar
Mateen
92. MR. X
07/11 **#2**
This A- list singer is an A+ list a-hole. One thing he is 100% right about
though is that a certain initialed tabloid website has it in for him. At
least a half dozen times he has proven they made up stories about him just
for clicks. The thing is, no one comes to his defense because he is an a-hole.
Chris
Brown/TMZ
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#1**
Sponsors are fleeing in droves from this daytime talk show host after she
made some very controversial comments. The amount of revenue lost so far
is enough where the show might get canceled.
Wendy
Williams (Jesse Williams BET speech)
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#2**
This foreign born now A- list mostly movie actress is getting a lot of flack
for her latest movie. The thing is, she has some racist tendencies so, what
she sees in the movie is not what everyone else sees when they watch it.
She thinks it’s fine.
Margot
Robbie ("The Legend of Tarzan")
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#3**
Besides the cheating on his latest film, this married A+ list mostly movie
actor seems to have picked up another bad habit from his best friend. Drinking.
Never a known drinker, our actor has been spotted drunk multiple times over
the past month. Matt Damon (filming "Downsizing" in Canada)/Ben
Affleck
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor berated the foreign born model/actress he
calls his girlfriend in front of a group of people at a sporting event. Barked
at her and made her cry. That is him in a nutshell.
Bradley
Cooper/Irina Shayk
("Wimbledon")
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#5**
A hotel worker in St. Barths found a USB stick that has a sex tape of this
foreign born A+ list model/reality host and her boyfriend. Apparently it
is very very kinky. Nothing vanilla about the sex life of this couple.
Heidi
Klum/Vito Schnabel
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#6**
This outspoken C list celebrity offspring of a foreign born really close
to permanent A lister has had the same boyfriend for years and years. He
keeps her hooked up with the drugs she needs and she earns money for them
by sleeping with men.
Chloe
Lattanzi (Olivia Newton
John)/James
Driskill
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#7**
This former tweener actress turned annoying adult singer pulled off a unique
trick. I think she snorted more money in coke, recording her charity record
than her charity record will ever earn for victims of a tragedy.
Selena
Gomez ("Hands" was a production of Interscope Records and GLAAD, and is meant
to be a tribute to the 49 people killed at Pulse nightclub in Orlando on
June 12)
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#8**
I’m too lazy to go back and look to see what # it was, but that A+ lister
who got into a fight with the woman he calls his girlfriend? Yeah, well something
contagious must have been going on because this foreign born A list dual
threat actor got into a fight with the woman he calls his wife at the same
place. A nasty little argument played out for the world to see.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
("Wimbledon")
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#9**
This former almost A- list actress turned escort has no more cards left to
play. Her married lover is gone, For the most part, his friends have all
moved on. So, she is left with the guy who may or may not marry her but will
surely be sleeping with tons of women before, during, and after said marriage.
When she busted him on it again he told her she could leave and not come
back if she couldn’t handle it. Two hours later she was back begging
for him and is smart enough to realize this is what her life has become and
will be.
Lindsay
Lohan/Ego Tarabasov
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#10**
This former US women’s gymnast says she has been suffering from health
issues. And by health means she got tired of worrying she was going to get
busted for coke in her urine so she quit.
McKayla
Maroney (2012 team)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11 **#11**
Fighting my way through a horde of tourists unloaded from filled to capacity
buses at The Grove a couple of weeks ago, I found sanctuary in the Barnes
& Noble there. Apparently the tourists never go in there. I still
haven’t figured it out. Honestly I’m not sure where they go after
they pile off the buses. I think they wander around aimlessly wondering where
the Farmer’s Market is. Around and around in circles they go until someone
points out it used to be a Farmer’s Market, and now, with the exception
of a couple places is just food truck food minus the trucks. I digress. Anyway,
in the bookstore, standing by the 4,000 magazines, some of which must have
circulations measured in the hundreds, was this former A- list singer. She
is the one person in the group who could sing. Is it wrong to think I
didn’t expect her to be in a bookstore? She was actually reading some
kind of kayak magazine. Apparently she wanted to see some reviews on a paddle
board. This is always tough. 99% of the time I see, but don’t engage.
1% of the time I do engage though. The problem with engaging is that you
can’t say to much. You have to be a fan, but not a psycho fan. Even
if I’m not a fan, which is the case, you have to come off as one because
how else would just a random person know all this stuff about the celebrity.
How else unless they are more than a fan. You also have to consider that
if they tell you a couple or three things and they end up here, then they
will search back in their memory for a fat guy asking too many questions
and look for you again. It is all a delicate balance. No way do you ever
want to say, "Hey, it’s me Enty and I wanted to ask you a couple of
things." Knees and high heels to the balls are not fun. Oh, I’m sure
there are guys out there who pay extra for that type of service, but it
isn’t me. Even though I know nothing about paddle boards or kayaks I
started talking about them. Not riding them, because one look at me and people
know I am full of crap if I act like I am doing that activity. At first I
was not 100% sure it was her. I thought it was, but wasn’t quite sure
but I asked a couple of questions about travel and knew where she had been
and what she had been doing so, yeah, it was her. I didn’t let on like
I knew her. I couldn’t because of the way I went with the travel questions.
Instead of a fan, now I was the guy in the bookstore hitting on the woman.
Yeah, not my best hope of success. It was hot. An afternoon and I had eaten
lunch. That means sweaty with food somewhere on my clothes. Possibly items
in my teeth. But, I will say that I can talk. They might not be interested
in me, but I can keep them around talking. I knew where I wanted the conversation
to go. She probably thought I was going to hit on her and expected questions
like that. What I was going for was dirt on her current employer. I wanted
it first hand from her. I just didn’t know how to get it there without
giving it away that I knew her. Somehow though we ended up talking about
the Orlando shootings and then we started talking about Pride and the next
thing you know she was telling me that she used to be a big singer and performer
and had a deal with a record company that was about to happen when she met
a celebrity she fell madly in love with who turned out to be gay. He just
didn’t tell her that when she was falling in love with him. She said
she followed him all over the world and did his beck and call and blew off
the record deal and concerts and her entire career for the guy, only to find
out he was gay. She said she was crushed but he offered her hope. He said
they should still be together and it would be great for both of them. She
says, it was only good for him because it helped him with endorsements and
to have a pretty woman on his arm and she was so in love with him that she
stayed. She is telling me all of this in the bookstore 30 minutes after we
met. She says it ruined her career and that she bookstore 30 minutes after
we met. She says it ruined her career and that she managed to get lucky when
someone bailed on a hosting gig and she got it and at least manages to earn
a living. We talked for a few more minutes and she actually gave me her number.
She did give me her first name, but never her last. It is a real number by
the way.
Singer:
Nicole Scherzinger
Group: "The Pussycat Dolls"
Celebrity: Formula 1 World Champion, Lewis Hamilton
Hosting gig: Rita Ora bailed on "The X Factor"
104. THE
HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 07/11
Today’s blind item came up in the Chi — but the funk would move
this soul-singing OG songbird to head West — touching down in Cali to
set up shop in the ‘Wood. Cali is the state where our blind item went
militant on ’em … going from reppin’ the Crystalettes …
to being down for Rufus … to rollin’ with the Black Panthers. Now,
this pistol totin’ turn up queen — who’s def got it bad for
the CoCo — is laid up somewhere in a Malibu rehab! "Her daughter is
f*ckin’ psycho, dawg." Sources say she doubles up the strapped factor,
holdin’: A. a "pistol" and B. a "dildo." Our "strapped" soul queen is
also said to have an M.O. of using her "queendom" status in the industry
to prey on aspiring female singers, as well as her daughter’s friends!
Word is … our blind item "shared straws with Whitney." And, she’s
said to have put her own "daughter" on to skiing them white slopes!!! "It’s
like, there was no love there. How [the blind item and her children] move
is like it’s business." The Drop: "She was always into hanging out …
I guess when people get a lil money, or you a star in the hood, you always
wanna be traffic. I guess that was her thing you know always showin’
herself off a little big-headed, fat, cocky horse … showin’ off
her face, showing off who she was." She once banged on Beyonce, sayin’
Mrs. Carter can’t sing. Now, can you guess the iniquity-ridden soul
singer I’m talking about?
Chaka
Khan
105.
TAMARA
TATTLES 07/11
This perennial contract holdout has planted all sorts of benevolent reasons
and ridiculous excuses about why she is unsure if she wants to do another
season. She acts as though her other enterprises are not bleeding money and
the show is not her biggest Band-Aid. The real reason she was hold had nothing
to do with what was reported. She was in heavy negotiations for the right
to choose a new cast mate to be her BFF and shield her from the other ladies
who tend to come at her from all sides. When it comes to negotiating her
contract she always asks for something. Then there is always a big leak about
what she got out of the contract. But it’s never what you think. Funny
how that happens. Let’s hope this new pawn is up to the task.
Lisa
Vanderpump ("The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
106. LAINEY
GOSSIP 07/12
It’s one of the most enduring marriages in the business. They’ve
been together a long, long, long time. And it’s not like those with
his job, in his position, are known for fidelity. Through his career though,
he’s managed to avoid major scandal. That’s not the only reason
he’s beloved but he is beloved. Maybe the secret is that they keep it
open? I hope so. Because two weeks ago he was seen at an exclusive Hollywood
hangout making out with a woman in the fashion industry. She has a boyfriend
of her own. Since they weren’t terribly discreet about it, either they
thought no one would talk about it or, well, his wife is OK with it. If
she’s not, it will cost him. And he is worth a LOT. Jon Bon Jovi
(Dorothea)
107. MR.
X 07/12
Apparently the horrible advance reviews for this movie are causing the producers
to panic, so they’re making the cast pull out of all media appearances
in the US.
"Suicide
Squad" or "Star Trek Beyond"
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#1**
Some cast and crew of this loooong running network show are already complaining
about a new addition to the cast. The actress, is probably B/B+ list and
was really disliked on her last show and the project before that. She brings
a lot of drama to the drama.
"NCIS"/Jennifer
Esposito ("Mistresses" and
"Blue
Bloods")
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#2**
Things might be all publicly cheery and in PR land for this aging A list
celebrity couple, but one of them is still hooking up with the woman who
was part of the issue that led to things being not so cheery.
Ozzy
Osbourne/Sharon Osbourne (hairstylist Michelle Pugh)
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#3**
Apparently everyone there but the wife knew. The scene was a meeting of this
foreign born A- list mostly movie and actor and his A- list mostly movie
actress co-star along with the wife of the actor. Everyone knows the co-stars
have hooked up, but the wife acts oblivious. My guess is she must know but
isn’t saying anything.
Jamie
Dornan (Amelia Warner)/Dakota Johnson
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#4**
Well, she has already had sex with both of these acting brothers so I guess
it shouldn’t come as a shock that this B+ list actress offspring is
still sleeping with one of them and he is going along despite the fact he
is about to be married. Or is he?
Emma
Roberts (Julia Robert’s niece)/Dave Franco (engaged to Alison Brie)/James
Franco (Dave’s brother)
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#5**
This former A list singer turned Eastern European box office star has a room
in her home devoted to nothing but bikini and topless photos on the wall
of the former singer taken by herself and others. She tries to add to it
every day.
Jessica
Simpson
(Jessica
Simpson movie tops Russian box office)
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#6**
The family of this former A- list dual threat actress who has been acting
since she was a tween is worried she is about to relapse. After gaining some
weight, the actress has been acting out and had to rehire the 24/7 sober
coach.
Amanda
Bynes
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actor was a drunken sweaty mess at a recent family
event. His higher on the list actress wife has been doing her best, but this
is getting out of hand. I guess he needs rehab again.
Joe
Manganiello/Sofia Vergara (Sofia’s 44th birthday party)
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#8**
By my calculation it took less than 36 hours for this A list Victoria’s
Secret model to split with her boyfriend, get a yacht assignment and travel
halfway across the world. Maybe that is why they split.
Adriana
Lima
(Joe
Thomas)
(in
Greece with Sami Khedira)
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#9**
No child support for this child means she is much more neglected than the
other children of this former A list celebrity who thankfully is reduced
to film roles which are only made so the producers can sleep with her and
the other actresses while also getting a write off. Denise Richards (Eloise
Joni Richards, rumored to be love child of Charlie Sheen)/Charlie
Sheen
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#10**
This aging former A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably a B lister now
thanks to that previous status and his Academy Award win/nomination, has
money, but is constantly shoplifting from local stores. They are small items
and the stores just usually ignore it.
Nick
Nolte
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#11**
Hidden away in a locker in her gym that her handlers know nothing about are
several phones and also a couple of vials of coke delivered each week by
an employee of the gym for the permanent A list "singer." Britney
Spears
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/12 **#12**
You would think it would be a happy occasion, but really it has been more
like the Bluth family ("Arrested Development"). A huge windfall of cash has
landed in the hands of a member of the family. A lot of money. More money
than she would probably go through in her lifetime. Granted, if she continues
recording this album at the pace she is recording it, she might go through
it on just studio time. She used to be A list, but I don’t think she
has the passion or drive to work her way back up the recording ladder. I
think she is content with her family, her kids and her now much smaller side
gig which is not worth much, even though she likes to pretend it is. Meanwhile,
dad is running through money like a gambling addict in Vegas. Hmm. How about
dad is running through money like Lindsay Lohan rifling through a wallet
before the guy wakes up. That is fast. Dad likes the fast life. The thing
is, because of his age, no one wants to be with him unless he picks up the
tab and he tabs are very pricey. Escorts and booze aren’t cheap. He
has his own pile of money but would like some of the other pile. He thinks
he is entitled to some but so far has been unsuccessful. His big push for
cash won’t be until he officially runs out of his own. Then, it could
get nasty. Kind of like the way he refers to his member as Mr. Lollipop.
Ask around. He does. The main troublemaker in all of this is another family
member. A member of the family who was famous in her own right. She blew
through all her money on drugs. She used to rely on a salary from the now
super rich family member. Oh, and child support. The problem is that once
the business went away, so did the salary and the child support payment is
much less than it used to be back in the day. A lump sum payment didn’t
last long. There are bills to pay and she and her husband have an extravagant
lifestyle He makes money, but the incoming cash flow comes nowhere near the
outflow. They both have relied on rich family members to make up the difference.
This family member also did some recording and it is pretty good. It needs
work though and that costs money. The rich family member doesn’t want
to pay. The two barely speak. Even though there was a recent family celebration
for the super rich family member, most of the other family members blew it
off. That is not the way to go. You need to kiss butt and kiss the ring.
Then, and only then will the super rich family member pass out cash. You
could also get a job. Shocker!
Super
rich celebrity: Jessica Simpson
Dad: Joe Simpson
Main troublemaker: Ashlee Simpson Ross
Child support source: Pete Wentz ("Fall Out Boy")
Husband: Evan Ross
Windfall:
Sequential
Closes Acquisition of Jessica Simpson Brand
Album
recording
Side business:
HSN
Recent family event:
Jessica
Simpson’s 36th birthday or
Jessica
Simpson’s son Ace Knute’s third birthday party
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#1**
This YouTuber with millions of followers has a nickname that sounds familiar
to everyone. She also has based her whole business on being a role model
to tweeners. She says she is a virgin and never cusses but there are multiple
videos of her getting naked lap dances from other women which involve a whole
lot more than cussing or swearing. She is desperately trying to keep them
out of the public eye.
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#2**
This Teen Mom had a recent miscarriage due to drug use. Apparently she was
also beaten when she lost the baby. Amber Portwood
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#3**
No one could figure out why this former A+ list rapper was at a relatively
unknown female designer’s recent Fashion Week show. Then, when you look
at the rapper’s recent designs he submitted they replicate the young
woman’s designs almost exactly.
Kanye
West/Aurora James
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#4**
Much like a songwriter signs away their publishing rights to a superstar,
this fashion designer signed away everything to this A list reality star.
Now, it looks like she did not just have creative input on a new line of
clothes, but actually designed them herself. Well, she says that anyway.
Khloé
Kardashian
(new
denim line)
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#5**
This A+ list NFL athlete is closeted but one of his family members sure did
seem to try to be outing him this week in a very public way.
Aaron
Rodgers (brother Jordan on "The Bachelorette")
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#6**
This hugely popular tabloid has a quota system in place of how many times
each year a person of color can appear on their cover and how people of color
can never appear on the cover in consecutive issues. Lesser known tabloids
have even stricter controls and only feature people of color they feel have
been "white-washed" enough to appear on a cover. "People"
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#7**
Not sure if my timing is exactly correct, but it is pretty close. While this
barely known celebrity was confessing her love on social media for her A-/B+
list mostly television actress girlfriend, the actress was hooking up with
a woman in a backstage area of a club.
Harley
Gusman/Ruby Rose
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#8**
So far, this B-/C+ list offspring of at one point A+ listers is the only
one of her siblings to act. She doesn’t get much work but is lining
up a gig in Vegas. She got breast implants for the gig and is going to appear
topless.
Rumer
Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#9**
Like father like daughter I guess for this celebrity offspring who once starred
with her famous parent. The offspring has a sex tape featuring her with two
other guys. She knows full well the camera is there because there was a separate
camera operator. You would think she needed the money but she does love the
fame. Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan)
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#10**
This celebrity is super talented. I don’t really like her, but she has
A+ list talent and is A+ list in her corner of the world. She doesn’t
do herself any favors by being so fame hungry because then it leads to choices
like last night. She hooked up with an A list actor who is even a bigger
a-hole than her last boyfriend. She thinks they will date and she will get
some press. He never dates publicly because it cuts off his supply line of
women willing to sleep with him.
Lindsey
Vonn (Tiger Woods)/Jeremy Piven
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#11**
This married B+ list mostly television actor has a new pay cable show coming
out which is going to be huge. What is also going to be huge is the blowup
when people realize that even though he is still married, he hooked up with
this actress offspring less than half his age who has a permanent A+ lister
for a parent. Destroyed his marriage for an actress with massive daddy
issues.
Actor: Kyle MacLachlan
Show: "Twin Peaks"
Actress: Francesca Eastwood (Clint Eastwood’s daughter)
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#12**
This desperate for fame foreign born A- list model who is a wannabe actress
let a pap take photos of her topless and grope her breasts just to make sure
he was willing to sell them cheap enough to get picked up by outlets.
Emily
Ratajkowski
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/13 **#13**
I was actually going to call this The Mistress. Problem with that is I have
probably used it a half dozen times. I’m not sure of the number. Maybe
it is zero. Maybe each time I think about using it, I say to myself that
I must have previously used it. Plus, it kind of sounds like a bad Lifetime
movie. I mean a really bad one. One that Dean McDermott might have actually
landed a starring role. Did anyone ever watch the LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
one? Who thought that LeAnn could act? They probably convinced her to work
for scale because she wanted to be an actress. I have gone on a total tangent
away from where I was headed. It is a guy having an affair. I suppose the
woman he is having the affair with is also having an affair but she isn’t
married with kids, just sleeping with a guy who does. Plus, I doubt any of
you know who the woman is. Yes, if you are her neighbor or reading this because
someone at your church heard the rumors and then went online and found this,
then you might know her. Otherwise it is about the guy. It all started several
years ago. His wife could not get pregnant any longer, but our guy, who is
probably an A list reality star, or was at one point, wanted more kids. What
to do? Well, I will tell you what he did. He used a lot of that leverage
and power he has in his community and found a teen just out of high school
who had been brainwashed into thinking the best thing to do in her life is
to be with this man and bear his kids. They started trying right away at
the home of her parents. She still lives at home and will continue to do
so. Several times each week, our reality star would come over and have sex
with the teen. Sometimes her parents would be home and sometimes it would
be another family member. There was always someone present in the house during
these sessions. Well, after a year of this, the teen is still not pregnant.
The guy, despite his pre-sex promises to the parents says he has to find
someone else because there is obviously something wrong with the woman and
not his middle aged sperm. The parents are ticked. They thought she would
be compensated, especially since they think no one would want to marry her
now. Fast forward a bit. The reality star had found a new teen also provided
by parents but before they can get started on procreating, the spotlight
is shining brightly and our reality star backs off. He basically enters a
publicity blackout. This continues about six months. Meanwhile he has told
the parents that their daughter is his and he expects them to honor their
commitment. Finally he feels it is clear enough to begin a sexual relationship
with this teen. They have sex in the same room she has used since she was
5 or 6 years old. The squeaky twin mattress and box spring sagging under
the weight of them. Twice a week the squeaking goes on for 10-15 minutes
while the rest of the family pretends not to listen. They do listen though.
Apparently the sperm of the reality star is still strong because the teen
is now pregnant. Apparently the plan is that when does deliver a baby, she
will, for now have her parents raise it as their own while she tries to get
pregnant again. Jim Bob Duggar
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#1**
This very religious former NFL quarterback who had and maybe still has A+
list name recognition, despite a lack of success at the pro level after huge
success in college has an interesting habit. When he gets his hair styled
at this salon in Beverly Hills, he changes into a robe. Before he secures
it though he walks around, bare chest exposed and talks to all the male stylists.
Not the women though.
Tim
Tebow
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#2**
This late night talk show host is doing everything in his power to get his
best friend a coveted job. The host is telling people to only accept invitations
to appear on a certain show if the best friend is on that day.
Late night talk show host: Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")
Best friend: Anderson Cooper
Coveted job: Co-host "Live With Kelly"
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#3**
This celebrity offspring has made a name for himself in the same field in
which is father excelled. He does have a drug problem though and is headed
to rehab for quite some time.
Luke
Russert (Tim)
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#4**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress says she is not interested
in big studio movies any longer. Hmm. Not what she tells her agent. She begs
her agent to be in them but our actress just can’t land them any longer.
Diane
Kruger
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#5**
The rudeness has begun. This is never a good sign for this tweener turned
adult singer. Her fans are turning on her and no it is not Taylor Swift.
Our singer has been rude to the vast majority of her fans at meet and greets
after shows. The same fans who are paying big bucks for the experience. Our
singer doesn’t talk to the fans and they are allotted no more than ten
seconds for a picture. Many nights our singer has a rule in place which prevents
the fans from even talking to her while they pose for photos.
Demi
Lovato
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#6**
This former President of the US not named Bill Clinton, but within the past
40 years loved to walk around the White House in super tight pants or even
jeans to show off how well endowed he was. He even used to ask staffers if
they thought other world leaders were bigger than he was.
Lyndon
B. Johnson
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#7**
Apparently this couple must have talked to someone about how to appear in
love on a red carpet. The actress and her closeted athlete "boyfriend" took
turns staring at the other while the other wasn’t looking. As soon as
the other would start looking, then the other would turn away. The paps on
the red carpet could not stop laughing at how awkward it looked.
Aaron
Rodgers/Olivia Munn ("ESPY AWARDS")
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#8**
This former tweener actor turned B+ list mainstream actor can’t stand
his life right now. He has been lashing out at everyone and it could be roid
rage or it could be a relapse of his sobriety but people are nervous that
he might kill himself and has someone with him 24/7 right now.
Zac
Efron
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#9**
Lost in the whole pilot season pickups is the curious pickup of a show which
might answer a whole lot of questions. This production company handed out
a reward to this celebrity for his mismanagement of a very big public relations
problem. He mismanaged and they rewarded him. Steve Harvey
("Miss
Universe" flub)
("Celebrity
Family Feud" returns to primetime as a regular series)
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#10**
This horny middle aged A- list mostly television actor seemingly plays the
same version of himself in everything he does. He only agreed to a second
season of his almost television show if they wrote in more sex scenes for
him. Hey, he should be lucky he got a second season of the show.
Will
Arnett ("Flaked")
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#11**
Another premiere for this B+ list mostly movie actress and another no show
for her A list actor husband. He flew halfway around the world just to make
it in time for her to tell him once again to stay home and stay out of her
spotlight.
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds ("Café Society")
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#12**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who finally has a franchise lent
out his girlfriend to a producer who cast our actor in a new movie over others.
I guess I know why our actor has kept this girlfriend longer than any other
woman he has dated.
Gerard
Butler (Mike Banning/"Olympus Has Fallen" and "London Has Fallen")/Morgan
Brown
New movie: "Den of Thieves" or "Hunter Killer"
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14 **#13**
If you are someone who watches YouTube videos then you know this guy. He
is one of the biggest YouTubers in the world. Like many YouTube stars, he
can be an a-hole. I hear more stories about male YouTubers taking advantage
of women than any other celebrities combined. The bad behavior by female
YouTube stars is much less than other celebrities, although I did have one
yesterday. Anyway, the number of assaults I hear about by these guys is awful.
Conventions and other gatherings where they are adulated by young women turns
into degradation and humiliation really quickly. One of the worst offenders
is this foreign based YouTuber. He readily will admit he thinks he is above
the law and thinks he is the greatest celebrity in the world because of all
his followers and their undying love to him. Well, he basically cheats on
his partner every second he is not with her. He has thousands of videos of
his fans stripping for him or performing sexual acts he ordered them to do.
He then shows these to all of his friends or posts them to free porn sites.
At least two women I know of killed themselves after videos they made for
him ended up on the internet. He does it for kicks. He thinks he is the king
of his universe. His universe might come crashing down in a hurry though
because of all the income he is hiding or because of the woman he raped at
a convention who tried to file charges in her own country but was told she
needed to file them in the country where it happened. You would think the
YouTube star would care about this but he has taken to social media and said
she deserved it and other nasty things. The guy is awful.
PewDiePie
146. MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 07/14
Was Penny Dreadful‘s recent stealth cancellation the start of a new
TV trend? Rumors are swirling around the biz-ness that a higher-profile drama
series perceived to be something of a hit and, like Showtime’s late
monster mash-up, still relatively young in age, may be nearing the end of
its run. In fact, unbeknownst to the public at large, the show’s current
season may be its last. Fueling the plug-pulling scuttlebutt is word that
several of the show’s stars are currently fielding other long-term,
series-regular gigs. And while, yes, the new Peak TV era has seen many performers
juggle multiple jobs either simultaneously or concurrently (hello, Niecy
Nash!), insiders tell TVLine that the size and scope of some of the roles
being offered to this program’s cast suggest the end most certainly
has to be nigh.
147.
POPBITCH
07/14
(British blog)
1. Which pair of celeb friends act as each other's wingmen out on the pull
at Hollywood Hills parties – always ready to provide a good alibi for
the other's wife?
2. Which journalist likes being painted as a Native American warrior with a lady’s... erm... monthly 'warpaint'?
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#1**
To capture as much attention as possible, this A+ list singer plans on getting
engaged a few days before her actor boyfriend hits the Emmy red carpet. It
will be their first appearance after the engagement.
Taylor
Swift/Tom Hiddleston (nomination for "The Night Manager")
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#2**
This outspoken Fox news host who has his own issues, says that Gretchen Carlson
is getting old and should be grateful her boss hit on her.
Bill
O’Reilly
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#3**
With ticket sales abysmal in most cities, there is talk this A list singer
both in a group and solo will cancel dates on her tour. This is not what
her A list singer boyfriend wants. He likes the time alone and the time he
gets to spend with his other lady friends.
Gwen
Stefani/Blake Shelton
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#4**
This B+ list mostly television actor and his out of work actress girlfriend
got into an argument with some paps who were trying to photograph what the
actress is trying to pass off as her service dog. Why she needs a service
dog is beyond me. They talked their way into getting on board an airplane
with the dog though.
Nikki
Reed/Ian Somerhalder
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#5**
Apparently this reality star from network and cable had a pregnancy scare.
Considering her very religious parents think she is saving herself for marriage,
a pregnancy would have come as a shock. Sadie Roberston ("Dancing With
the Stars" and "Duck Dynasty")
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#6**
This former A- list mostly television actress turned train wreck who is running
out of money and career and couldn’t even hack reality has a secret.
No, not that she uses drugs. Everyone knows she uses drugs. Apparently though,
when she is using opiates she likes to take off her clothes and experience
it naked.
Mischa
Barton
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show on a newly reminted
channel is picking up massive dollars by "yachting" in one of the non-traditional
areas that was set up by that former cable reality star.
Shay
Mitchell ("Pretty Little Liars")/in Fiji
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#8**
This celebrity offspring of A listers at the time she was born has already
been to rehab once. Buying drugs in public probably means rehab trip number
two is not far away.
Ireland
Baldwin (Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin)
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#9**
This foreign born B- list singer who has a lot more tabloid fame than her
singing career deserves has had trouble with pregnancies in the past. She
is pregnant again by one of her boyfriends - not her husband, but is using
coke so… Lily Allen
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#10**
Apparently this A- list singer who keeps dropping because all she wants to
do is act, got into a huge fight with her acting boss yesterday. She screamed
at him for not pushing her for an Emmy. Seriously? Get over yourself.
Lady
Gaga/Ryan Murphy ("American Horror Story: Hotel")
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#11**
This B+ list singer/newlywed was late to an event last night because she
was hooking up with a record producer for some tracks. As much money as she
has access to now, the producer still wanted sex. Ciara ("Nickelodeon
Kids' Choice Sports Awards 2016")
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#12**
This former A+ list athlete does what he always does when he sees a female
tweener he thinks is hot. Presuming they are legal, the married former athlete
gets the phone number of the tweener under the guise of getting something
for his kids. He then feels them out a day or two later to see if they are
open to hooking up with him. David Beckham
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15 **#13**
Apparently when your boss lets you know that he finds a woman attractive,
then it is in your best interest to not let your boss catch you sleeping
with the woman he finds attractive. Here is the deal. You have this former
A list network reality star. A+ list name recognition. Seriously, your
grandmother knows who this guy is. No tabloid reading necessary. Anyway,
our former reality star has a bit of an ego problem. OK, a big ego problem.
He likes surrounding himself with attractive women. Our former reality star
is married. Now, a little thing like marriage is not going to stop him from
visiting other ports if you get my drift. It never has in the past. Ever
and he has been down the marriage road a few times. Anyway, even if he is
not planning on sleeping with someone who works for him, he might end up
sleeping with them. He likes to keep all his options open. He also likes
to consider himself the very top of the food chain. So, if one of his lesser
employees sleeps with a woman he has on standby or maybe in the future would
sleep with, he thinks it makes him look bad. They should only want to sleep
with the boss and no one else. He has a very clear rule. Don’t sleep
with any of the women that work for him if you also work for him. They are
off limits. Even if he never has sex with them, he might and doesn’t
want them to have had anyone else in the company other than him. Why? Ego.
All of his top female employees are single and attractive just in case. So,
what happens when he finds out one of the women he is keeping on standby
is having sex with someone he feels is his inferior? He fires the guy. Just
out and out fires him and the guy knows why he was fired. He crossed a no
go. The guy wanted the woman to come with him. To leave the employ of our
former reality star. She said no. She might get fired, but she is not going
to quit. What will happen with her is she will get pushed out. In the eyes
of the former reality star, she is damaged goods. Yep, goods. That is how
he thinks of women who work for him. It won’t be right away and he will
probably get her another job, but because she dared have sex with someone
other than the boss, she is gone. Even if she never was going to have sex
with the boss, he believes they should stay ready. He thinks every woman
lusts after him and they are simply waiting for him to point in their direction
and they will come running. She violated that.
Reality star:
Donald
Trump "The Apprentice"
Inferior:
Corey
Lewandowski (campaign manager)
Woman:
Hope
Hicks
Corey
Lewandowski and Hope Hicks public screaming match
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#1**
This singer turned reality star turned talk show host turned singer is cheating
on her manager husband with a record executive who is showering her with
gifts. Tens of thousands of dollars in gifts.
Tamar
Braxton/Vince Herbert
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#2**
This acting couple on a fairy tale show have deleted most of their social
media accounts because of a stalker. They also try and be together even when
just one of them is filming that day.
Ginnifer
Goodwin/Josh Dallas ("Once Upon A Time")
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#3**
Back in the day this former A- list mostly movie actress in a franchise would
compete for guys with this, at the time Playboy model turned game show host
turned a million other things. The actress would win the vast majority of
the time. Fast forward almost two decades and now the former Playboy model
digs at the actress every chance she gets about how the actress has gone
downhill. Hey, the Playboy model is not doing that much better career wise,
she just married better. Cheats better too.
Tara
Reid ("American Pie")/Jenny McCarthy
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16 **#4**
This late night talk show host has told his friends he would leave his wife
for this A-/B+ list actress who is married to an actor. The talk show host
has the actress on his show as much as he can get away with whether she is
promoting anything or not. She knows the host has a crush but uses it to
her advantage. She loves being front and center. Jimmy Fallon/Blake
Lively
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#1**
This 80’s and 90’s A list actor who now is just an a-hole living
off that teen, early 20’s fame comes from an acting family. Yesterday
at a concert he was using like there was no today. Literally. Why did he
have to turn into such a pretentious tool. He probably is a guy who says
he uses for the experience or to help his craft. Between him, Piven and Schwimmer
it must have just been one jerk fiesta growing up.
John
Cusack ("Pitchfork Music Festival")
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor got drunk and nearly broke his arm when he
stumbled. If he did break his arm, production on his movie would have been
shut down.
Ben
Affleck ("Justice League")
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#3**
The tabloids have photos of this former A list tweener turned A- list singer
with his boyfriend. What do they do? Follow the PR line and question aloud
in print who would be a great girlfriend for the singer.
Nick
Jonas
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17 **#4**
Saw some news today and was reminded of a story about this network reality
show winner. He broke up with his network reality show winner girlfriend
when he was in bed with a woman he had just had sex with. The girlfriend
heard the other woman giggling.
Ethan
Zohn ("Survivor: Africa" winner 2001)/Jenna Morasca ("Survivor: The Amazon"
winner 2003)
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#1**
This actor is probably A- list right now. Maybe even A list on television.
It all depends on where you consider cable shows in the rankings. He does
have a pretty good thing going to go from one hit cable show to another.
Just before he got the cable show that made him really famous, this openly
gay actor hooked up with this at the time A- list mostly television actor
who was on the almost network show that has spawned multiple stars. Apparently
the sex between the pair was intense and then they went and added a third
and recorded it and each has a copy of that night. Matt Bomer ("White
Collar")/Chace Crawford ("Gossip Girl")
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#2**
This former A list reality star/serial cheater/part-time child molester is
hooking up with someone a family member introduced him to who can be discreet.
His wife puts up with it but I really don’t know why. She should walk.
Josh
Duggar
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#3**
This foreign born permanent A list model has been running low on funds for
a couple of years ever since her long long term backer dumped her and maybe
even left her for dead. For the past three weeks she has been on cloud nine
with some new benefactor. I hate to see her come crashing down but she is
going to when he is finished with her. She thinks it is a long term thing
but it isn’t. I feel bad for her.
Naomi
Campbell
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#4**
This US gymnast managed to remain on the team despite her racist messages.
The governing body chose to ignore it but did reprimand her for something
else.
MyKayla
Skinner
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#5**
In the past I have written about this foreign born A list rapper/singer and
how lazy he is. He makes strippers come to him so he doesn’t have to
go out. He also now has tired of working out so just goes in for semi-regular
plastic surgery to keep him looking slim.
Drake
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#6**
This former A+ list tweener who had her own show has now become a performance
artist. Oh, and an actress sometimes. Anyway, she was shooting a movie recently
and the director refused to speak with her. Instead of talking he sent her
handwritten notes to her trailer. The guy is just creepy.
Miley
Cyrus/Woody Allen
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#7**
This permanent A+ list director recently had a bomb of a movie. Maybe it
would have performed better if the married director was not hooking up with
one of the stars of the movie during filming. Jodie Foster/Caitriona Balfe
("Money Monster")
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#8**
This foreign born aging A list mostly movie actor is dating fairly regularly
right now. He has an interesting way of dating though. He either meets them
online or through friends but is suspicious of photos posted. So, he invites
them to dinner and has them meet him at the restaurant he favors. Once they
arrive, the manager of the place takes their photo and even tries to take
a video. He sends it to our actor out in his car. If the actor likes what
he sees he comes in. If he doesn’t, he drives away and leaves it up
to the manager to come up with an excuse.
Liam
Neeson
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#9**
This celebrity offspring/A- list mostly movie actress is dreading more of
the same when it comes to her franchise. She says she doesn’t want to
turn into Kristen Stewart and forever remembered for only one role.
Dakota
Johnson
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#10**
This pint sized rapper is getting paid record money for a reality show. In
return she had to agree to get naked a few times and is apparently going
to reveal a bombshell a day about rappers they would prefer be kept secret.
This is by far the biggest paycheck of her very long career.
Lil’
Kim ("Celebrity Big Brother")
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#11**
This former Bachelor contestant who is way more popular than most who did
not finish first has been day yachting to pick up some much needed money.
She would love to go to Europe but apparently she is needed for some press
for the current season of the show.
Becca
Tilley ("The Bachelor"/Chris Soules season 2015
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#12**
Back on the only diet that ever seems to work for him, this A- list mostly
movie actor who specializes in comedies is off the booze and back on the
coke. He says he can only do it for a month at a time because he misses booze
and food too much. Plus, he is always worried the coke will give him a heart
attack. Jonah Hill
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18 **#13**
In the decade of writing this site, I think I may have mentioned these two
celebrities once or twice. Maybe. They have definitely never been a blind.
Everyone on the outside looking in thinks they are super nice and fun and
a joy. Nope. It is the complete opposite. It is one of those times that what
you see on television is nothing like reality. That mild mannered pleasant
thing they shoot for on television is just a show. In reality, they are money
driven, do anything to get ahead and will ruin you if you cross them. They
use their television power to make deals which are rarely fair to the other
party and when they are called out on it, they do their best to ruin the
other person. Here is how their little game works. They hear about a deal
or someone comes to them with a deal. They lowball and lowball. If they get
the deal, great. If they don’t get the deal, they wait. They bide their
time until the person tries to make another deal and they strike. The two
celebrities come in and drive everyone else out. When the others are gone,
our celebrities then bail out leaving the person with nothing except a bunch
of fees and the knowledge if they try to do it again, the celebrities will
be there once again. Invariably, the person comes back to the celebrities
who then cut a deal even worse than their first offer. They have done this
countless times but everyone is too scared to stand up to their bullying
tactics.
Tarek
and Christina El Moussa ("Flip Or Flop")
(controversy)
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#1**
These two OITNB stars had a little fling together. Now one of them is in
a forced relationship with someone else. Apparently there is a lot of tension
between the two stars because things did not end on a very positive note.
Taylor
Schilling/Laura Prepon (Ben Foster/Scientology)
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#2**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This permanent A list legend still lives on after his death.
His face is everywhere. Anyway, he was married forever and kept his bisexuality
hidden from the public. One place he didn’t hide it was on movie sets.
If you gave him a chance for a river scene or some scene where he could take
off his clothes and get naked with fellow male actors he was the first one
to do so. He also loved any after set activities that involved group nudity
with other men.
Paul
Newman
("Newman’s
Own" product line)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#3**
Pacey would like you to think he is super sweet and innocent like his character.
One of the reasons his split might have been made public is that he is hooking
up with this MTV actress who still has a boyfriend who is very much desperate
to keep her. I’m looking for some spin from a lot of sides in the next
week.
Joshua
Jackson ("Dawson’s Creek") (Diane Kruger)/Crystal Reed ("Teen Wolf")
(Darren McMullen)
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#4**
This actor you always forget about from that back in the day twins show,
also has a recording career. When not in the studio working on his new record,
he is probably knocking on your door or leaving a pamphlet about his church.
Marques
Houston ("Sister, Sister")/Jehovah’s Witness
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#5**
This permanent A list rapper and this strangely named singer from a group
who now goes from one reality judging gig to the next, were going to provide
letters of support to a guy they know who was being sentenced. Then, Scientology
got all up in their business so they backed off.
Joseph
Chait
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#6**
Both sides are playing chicken. One side, the side of the former tweener
turned B+ list mostly movie actor doesn’t want to pay but don’t
feel they have much choice when the ex-girlfriend keeps tweeting and deleting
hints of things they don’t want exposed.
Zac
Efron/Sami Miro
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#7**
This stripper turned multiple reality star who has been realitying for a
decade makes much more money leaving her husband and kids at home and spending
time with men who pay to spend time with her. Kendra Wilkinson
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#8**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress/part-time judge
might think she can have sex for tracks with this foreign born close to permanent
A list singer in a group but he will just cast her aside like he did all
the women when he was married to the A list mostly movie actress.
Rita
Ora/Chris Martin
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#9**
This reality show host put his career on the line last night. He was told
to be a little less front and center in his beliefs but crossed the suits
anyway. Good for him for sticking up for his beliefs. I’m just not sure
he will get another job if he gets fired from his current one.
Nick
Cannon
(RNC
protest)
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#10**
This former A list singer who launched herself to fame in a movie is really
having issues when it comes to laundering drug money. She needs an accountant
who knows what they are doing to clean it and pay taxes on it.
Lauryn
Hill ("Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit")
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#11**
This former boy bander turned reality star turned would do anything to be
Kelly Ripa’s sidekick is always professing how much he loves his wife.
All talk. OK, well he probably does love her, he just has a funny way of
showing it when he hits on anything that walks. Nick Lachey
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#12**
This former B list mostly television actress from a long long running network
show who has not done much since a hit show went off the air five or six
years ago might want to ask her husband how he is going to handle two pregnant
women at once.
Keshia
Knight Pulliam ("The Cosby Show" and "House of Payne")
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/19 **#13**
Another newbie to the blind items today. Never before has this A- list actor
from a very hit pay cable show had the privilege of being in this spot or
any blind. If you are going to have a first it should be in the big blind
of the day. No beating around with the smaller ones. Go big or go home I
say. Of course I generally say that when I’m half drunk in a bar. It
is also when you say something to that effect that the people wanting to
sell you bottle service magically appear and when I magically disappear and
go home to my regularly priced bottles. Anyway, our actor is married. He
is out of town for work a lot. That show of his is all out of the country
stuff. A lot of parts of Europe and our actor has a list of women on call
in several of the countries. He loves hookers. He loves hookers like I love
bacon. The thing is, he confides all of his extracurricular activities to
outside the country. He could never get away with what he does over here.
He couldn’t get away with it in the UK or most of western Europe. He
is far too well known and the tabloid offers would be too juicy. This is
why he loves loves that show and loves loves filming anywhere remote where
he can get his hooker on. If he is not shooting he is sleeping with someone.
He might be the loyal husband and dad at home but he is the complete opposite
away from home. An interesting thing though is he never drinks when he is
with other women. He drinks at home and he drinks with friends but never
ever when he is with a woman he is paying. I’m basing that on the two
or three women I spoke to about him. He definitely has some kink in him and
there is nothing shy about his behavior. It is a lot like his second most
famous role. I tend to think of another role as his most famous. Depends
on the crowd I guess.
Actor: Peter Dinklage
Hit show: "Game of Thrones"
Second most famous role: "Elf"
Another role as his most famous: "The Station Agent"
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#1**
I guess if this OITNB actress feels like it is OK for her to cheat on her
girlfriend while out of town, then her girlfriend feels like it is OK for
her to cheat too. The girlfriend though is hooking up with men.
Ruby
Rose/Harley Guzman
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#2**
This aging former A+ list singer who has gone through a string of famous
women since his divorce has not had a hit in decades. He did however have
a couple of hits of coke the other day while standing in a line waiting for
a cab. "What the f**k you looking at," was his response to someone who was
openly staring at the singer. John Mellencamp (Meg Ryan and Christie
Brinkley)
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#3**
This former SI cover model got into a shouting match with a model who is
foreign born and unknown to most of you. Apparently they are both fighting
to be seen as Leo’s girlfriend over the next few weeks. The SI model
paid and the other didn’t so there is some bad blood.
Nina
Agdal and
Roxy
Horner
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#4**
This former A- list actress who started off as a tween and was doing great
until some personal demons derailed her career still has A list name recognition.
She recently lost a baby due to miscarriage. She was also having personal
issues because she had to stop taking her meds when she got pregnant. Winona
Ryder
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress who used to be A list when it came to teen
angst movies does have a franchise. She also spent the better part of a premiere
the other night out in other areas besides the theatre playing Pokemon Go.
She was joined by the wife of the lead actor in the movie.
Julia
Stiles/Luciana Barroso (Matt Damon) ("Jason Bourne")
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#6**
This former singer turned B list actress lost her big gig this year after
her show was canceled. No worries though, she is hooking up with this kind
of celebrity for cash. The thing is though he is a prick and makes her entertain
his friends too.
Christina
Milian ("Christina Milian Turned Up")/Maggio Cipriani, who along with his
brother Ignazio is the heir to the Cipriani restaurant family
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#7**
Not content with just throwing away all his money and life on drugs, this
former boy bander insists his new girlfriend do drugs with him if she wants
them to date.
Niall
Horan ("One Direction")
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#8**
This soon to be husband of this openly gay reality star has tons of blackmail
on his soon to be husband should he get ditched before the altar. He wants
his payday one way or the other.
Josh
Flagg ("Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles")/Bobby Boyd
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#9**
Well, this underage celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister has already
been dating guys well over twice her age so why not let her go yachting too.
Seriously, this is the biggest parenting fail in a very long time. Where
is the rest of the family to stop it?
Sofia
Richie (Lionel Richie)
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#10**
Speaking of yachting, how strange is to ask your celebrity ex to watch the
kid you had together so this former A list mostly movie actress can go yachting
for the night.
Kate
Hudson
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#11**
This acting couple consisting of an A list mostly television actress wife
and a B+ list husband spent an extra 15 minutes beyond intermission chain
smoking and arguing outside a theatre.
Claire
Danes/Hugh Dancy
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#12**
She might be the closest thing to royalty without being royal, but she has
a nose candy problem which is what caused the end of her last relationship.
Her current boyfriend enjoys it as much as she does. Going to be a scandal.
Pippa
Middleton/James Matthews
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/20 **#13**
She will probably lose her job. When it all comes out, this B list talk show
host deserves to be fired as much as her boss. The thing is though, she
won’t get a huge payday and probably won’t get hired by anyone
else. Our talk show host did a lot of vetting for her boss. Speaking on college
campuses, she would screen intern candidates for their willingness to sleep
with the boss. For years, it was a steady stream of interns that she kept
funneling into the system. As a bonus, our host would also find interns who
were open to that side thing the host loves so much. She brought in hundred
to her side thing which made all those bosses thrilled. Not only for the
people/money, but also for the other services they had already been providing
to their bosses. When you hear from some of these former interns it sounds
more akin to human trafficking than any actual real employment.
Greta
Van Susteren (side thing: Scientology)/Roger Ailes
208. LOVE
B SCOTT 07/20
Tamar and Vince’s marriage is in jeopardy — to say the least. Sources
exclusively tell lovebscott.com that the reason for the alleged split is
because Tamar’s been cheating on her husband with another high-profile
man for a while. Vince had been suspicious of his wife’s infidelity
for quite some time and hired a private detective to find out all the details
— and he found out EVERYTHING. We hear the Vince confronted Tamar and
they had BIG blowout in front of two other people. It got so heated that
they ended up cutting everyone in the room a nice little check to keep
quiet…allegedly. We also hear that there’s a good chance this could
affect her current and future shows as a way to avoid having to speak on
the drama. To top it all off — Vince allegedly wants full custody of
their little boy. "He doesn’t know who Tamar is anymore. He says she’s
not the same woman he married eight years ago," said the source. "She’s
too busy going on vacations to worry about the drama at home. He has the
baby and that’s the only thing he’s concerned about." It’ll
be interesting to see how this all plays out — whether they choose to
stay together for Logan, separate, or follow through with the divorce. Best
of luck to them both. Update: It looks like they’re choosing to make
it work.
Steve
Harvey
209.
POPBITCH
07/21/16 **BLIND ITEM**
(British blog)
Which Oscar-nominated actor is a big fan of a sexual practice known as
"dry-socketing"? He likes his ladies good and dry down there for added friction.
His preferred method of... ahem, 'dehumidifying' his lady friends is by plopping
a sock on the end of his chap and sending it up there a few times before
commencing properly.
210. MR.
X 07/21 **#1**
This former cable reality star with a very big family has been making waves
again because producers of Celebrity Big Brother in the UK are interested
in him but want to see if anyone still cares.
Jon
Gosselin ("Jon & Kate Plus 8") (they don’t)
211. MR.
X 07/21 **#2**
If this A+ list songstress can’t convince her foreign born actor boyfriend
to be engaged prior to the Emmy Awards, then it will be splitsville. She
won’t walk down the red carpet with him without a ring.
Taylor
Swift/Tom Hiddleston (Emmy nomination for "Night Manager") (and
scene.)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#1**
Despite the best efforts of the people around her, the story that this A
list reality star with a side gig was dating a celebrity didn’t stick.
Now, to make things worse, they still have all those stories planted in the
media and have her cheating/hooking up with a slightly more famous celebrity.
Apparently if she just comes out the whole world would explode or something.
Kendall
Jenner (Jordan Clarkson/A$AP Rocky)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#2**
Apparently this very religious married reality star not only enjoys female
porn stars but also enjoys guys too. Nothing would get him disowned more
quickly from his family. Phil Robertson "Duck Dynasty"; Josh Duggar; Todd
Chrisley "Chrisley Knows Best"
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#3**
This A list mogul/wannabe rapper who has been very quiet as of late is HIV
positive. Sean "P Diddy" Combs
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#4**
Sometimes I wish that Taylor Swift would have picked this closeted former
Glee actor to be her boyfriend. He too imagines romance as something out
of a movie from forty or fifty years ago. The woman he calls his girlfriend
is growing weary of the game and just wants to be with her boyfriend. Darren
Criss/Mia Swier
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#5**
Between yachting to pick up extra cash and vacationing with her ex, this
former A list mostly movie actress also managed to find time to go on some
publicity dates with a closeted celebrity. You know, because last time she
tried that things worked out so well for her.
Actress:
Kate Hudson
Ex:
Matt Bellamy
Closeted celebrity:
Diplo
Last time: Nick Jonas
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#6**
I already told you this movie was going to be the final time this permanent
A lister appears in a film. Apparently there is real doubts whether he has
the strength to finish it.
Burt
Reynolds ("Dog Years")
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#7**
This former Sopranos actress, who is so much more than that, is battling
a prescription pill problem. No, not Edie Falco, although that would be kind
of Nurse Jackie-ish. Lorraine Bracco (a practitioner of Shotokan Karate
and inn 2015 she authored a self help book "To the Fullest: The Clean Up
Your Act Plan to Lose Weight, Rejuvenate, and Be the Best You Can Be");
Jamie-Lynn Sigler (singer and author "Wise Girl: What I've Learned About
Life, Love, and Loss")/diagnosed with multiple sclerosis when she was 20
years old
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#8**
This daytime solo talk show host has been erratic as of late. Her ramblings
have gone off the deep end and she is quickly losing her audience and more
importantly her sponsors. I think it is her drug use that she can’t
control any longer plus there is constant fighting with her spouse at home.
Wendy Williams; Kelly Ripa
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#9**
This closeted A+ list athlete who is A+ list everywhere but here and Canada
got into a huge fight with his boyfriend. Apparently things got physical
so the bodyguard put the boyfriend in a choke hold until he passed out.
Apparently these fights happen a lot but they always make up the next day.
Cristiano Ronaldo
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#10**
The latest movie for this married A+ (action) list mostly movie actor who
is probably a permanent A lister at this point made almost literally zero
dollars. Seriously, it was that awful and easily one of the worst films of
all time that wasn’t trying to be bad. Anyway, our actor doesn’t
care. He said he did it almost for free just because he had been wanting
to have sex with this sixth or seventh billed actress ever since he saw her
on his wife’s Instagram feed. When he found out she was doing the movie
he was all in. Apparently he did achieve his goal of hooking up with her
too. Bruce Willis/Kristen Rae Myers "Marauders"
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21 **#11**
For those of you who read the site yesterday I said I had some stories to
share about a certain person. This is one of those stories. This probably
happened two or three months after the Vegas trip I wrote about a long time
ago. That might have been first year stuff on the site. Certainly close to
it. Anyway, it was late summer or early fall. It was hot. The kind of hot
that LA seems to sear into you in September and October. If you like visiting
Phoenix or Palm Springs in July then LA in the early fall is your kind of
place. I know she was married at that point in time but I don’t think
they ever saw each other. He was too busy cruising through West Hollywood
and she was too busy partying with a little work thrown in. Anyway, she had
met this actress at an upfront for the new season. Lets call the actress
AW. Like the root beer. Apparently they got to talking and had a lot in common,
including a boss. Plus, AW liked to party. Our friend invited me along. I
thought we were going to go to a house or a restaurant or something. Nope.
We went out deep into the valley. To an industrial park in the middle of
nowhere that also contained studios. I remember the security guard at the
gate tried to stop our friend from coming into the lot and she said something
very creepy about his manhood and the guy let us in. It was strange. No yelling
or screaming or do you know who I am, just something about his manhood and
a razor and voila, entrance granted. We didn’t know exactly where we
were going and finally parked and started wandering around. Did I mention
how hot it was? How little shade there was? I literally was bathed in sweat.
I feel like that happens to me frequently. After asking around we found the
stage we wanted. Shortly thereafter we found AW who invited us to her trailer
for a drink or six. While AW and our friend did a little nose candy, I stuck
to booze. Always booze for me. I don’t make enough money to get addicted
to something else. Our friend asked about AW’s husband which led to
AW getting completely naked and showing off a wide variety of bruises and
marks all over her body left by her husband. AW had just started on the show
she was filming and honestly go back and look at old episodes and I’m
not sure how they managed to cover all the bruises. Apparently she got beat
all the time and finally was in the process of leaving the guy. It was just
too much. While doing some nose candy, she was also popping pills and drinking
booze. Numb the pain she said. I wasn’t sure if she was talking about
physical, emotional or both. When AW started asking some questions of her
own to our friend I found out that our friend had sex with one of her bosses
which led to some serious fighting with a couple of her co-stars. Apparently
it only happened once, but our friend told some people who told others and
it got back to the co-stars. Most didn’t care, but a couple did. At
some point we were joined by some of the other cast and a couple of the crew
members. It was turning into quite the party and someone suggested we go
sneak into an area of an amusement park across the street that was under
construction. It was going to be a water park and apparently one of the pools
had been filled as a test of some of the systems. A couple of the crew members
had discovered a way in and so we all went. A group of 20 people all sneaking
in through a delivery entrance for construction crews who were still building
the place. At this point it was probably 7 or 8pm. You could hear the roller
coasters and screams of guests at the other part of the park but it was super
quiet and spooky by this pool. No lights. Everyone got in the pool. All stages
of dressed and undressed. Did I tell you that crew members have the greatest
ability to procure ice chests and ice from out of nowhere. And beer. There
was so much beer. We must have all stayed until right at midnight. There
was a security patrol that I guess started working at midnight so we left
quickly. I remember all of us crossing the street back to the studio and
people carrying clothes and a few towels and helping those who were drunk
cross safely. Our friend was wasted out of her mind so I had to drive us
back. She had on a t-shirt some guy had given her of the show where AW worked.
I have no idea what happened to the clothes she had been wearing earlier.
She literally was only wearing a t-shirt. Good times.
Friend:
Shannen Doherty ("Beverly Hills, 90210")
Husband: Ashley Hamilton
AW: Heather Locklear (Amanda Woodward on "Melrose Place")
Husband: Tommy Lee
Shared boss she slept with: Aaron Spelling (co-stars who cared: Tori
Spelling and Jennie Garth)
223.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 07/21
1. Which star is banned from Disney buildings because of his penchant for
smoking pot?
Zayn
Malik
2. Which news anchor acts like the tough guy, but had a secret nose job to make himself prettier on-air?
3. Which nasty Hollywood publicist screeched at a Page Six reporter, "Who hurt you as a child?" during a disagreement over a story?
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#1**
While her co-star hit up Comic Con, this foreign born B+ list mostly movie
actress decided to blow it off and party in the Med instead. Apparently she
worked her way through several nights of nonstop coke. I don’t think
she quite grasps that one hit role does not keep you working forever, especially
when you are just a moving piece in the movie. Naomi Scott ("Power Rangers")
("The Pink Ranger")
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#2**
This foreign born singer is permanently A list. I think he gets most of that
from the group he used to be with back in the day. Plus, the easy to remember
name. He has made some horrible business investments and is running out of
cash. He could probably keep going, but he also wants to split from his wife
with a woman who has been traveling with him on tour so needs to really bring
in as much cash as he can right now.
Sting/Trudie
Styler
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#3**
The booze was flowing for this former superhero the other night. The married
actor tried to hook up with multiple women the other night but failed miserably
each time because of his booze ingestion.
Tobey
Maguire
(Leonardo
DiCaprio’s yacht party)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#4**
What do you do if you prefer dating women but think you need a guy in your
life to make fans happy? Well, if you are this former tweener turned adult
singer you get yourself photographed with an a list athlete who prefers dating
men, but thinks he needs a woman in his life to make fans happy. He is a
serial one date photo guy.
Demi
Lovato/Odell Beckham Jr.
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#5**
This former tweener who has a strong connection to the former tweener in
#4 was basically outed this week by a former co-worker. It sure would make
things so much easier if he would come out so we don’t have to keep
playing this game where the tabloids keep trying to make it seem like he
is a ladies man dating one actress after the next. Nick Jonas
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#6**
Contrary to being upset or ashamed by her six figure appearance fee for a
dictator, this former A+ list singer is relishing in her chance to get in
the game of performing for those with less than stellar human rights records.
She has never cared what people think. She might think differently when she
loses her judging gig.
Christina
Aguilera
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#7**
Proving yet again why he is considered an a-hole of A list proportions, this
former A+ list tweener turned HGH (Human Growth Hormone) taking a-hole of
an adult singer refused to interact with one female fan and told her to f**k
off. Ten feet further along he saw a very attractive female fan and took
photos with her and even invited her back to his hotel room.
Justin
Bieber
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#8**
I have never looked, but I suspect there are hundreds of Tumblr accounts
dedicated to dissecting the marriage of this foreign born dual threat A list
actor and his wife. All of the rumors and innuendo, but one piece of actual
news is that divorce for the couple is not just the fantasies of women who
want to be with him. His wife actually told a family member their marriage
is very much on the rocks.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress was used as a reference by someone
she once called her daughter. Apparently though, those times are gone because
the actress told the person calling that she had never heard of the person
and then hung up.
Halle
Berry/India Benét
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#10**
This former A list mostly movie actress who has been acting since she was
a kid is getting a chance to direct. She also has to get tested for booze
multiple times each week as part of her deal.
Kirsten
Dunst ("The Bell Jar")
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#11**
Another reason why actors and actresses stay closeted is this A-/B+ list
mostly movie actress from a franchise. She cracked open the door in her closet
and the studio basically shamed her and accused of trying to sabotage the
franchise.
Shailene
Woodley, Ansel Elgort, Theo James, Miles Teller ("Divergent"
series)
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#12**
This former reality star was set to do something in a very public way for
the public but his past caught up to him. The drugs and the incident that
occurred with a woman several years ago were all going to come out. They
probably still will.
Ben
Higgins ("The Bachelor") (Colorado state legislature)
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22 **#13**
#1 – This Teen Mom secretly recorded a sex tape with this part-time
reality star from the cable channel that seems to do nothing but reality
at this point. Farrah Abraham/Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio ("Famously Single"
- E!)
#2 – This Vampire Diaries actress is hooking up with one of her not for long co-stars. The actress was hooking up with him and others which ended her most recent relationship. Kat Graham (Cottrell Guidry)
#3 – This do nothing lately former tweener has a hosting gig coming
up. She has really pushed the envelope this week on how close someone can
get to being replaced without being replaced. Her co-host is all for replacing
her with his girlfriend.
Tweener:
Victoria Justice
Hosting
gig: "Teen Choice Awards 2016"
Co-host:
John Cena
Girlfriend:
Nikki Bella (professional wrestler)
#4 – This closeted A+ list athlete in his sport which no one really watches but everyone seems to make money from, has models all over the yacht he is renting but he has been hooking up with the male first officer of the yacht. Cristiano Ronaldo
237. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/11/16 thru 07/22/16 **CATCH-UP BLIND ITEMS**
07/11/16 -
#1
This A-list producer is panicking. Once a pivotal part of Hollywood, their
influence continues to wane as their company loses steam and esteem. They're
the joke of the town right now and experts aren't exactly forecasting a change
in fortune, even though they have one possible live-saving, super trump card
in their pocket. Harvey Weinstein
07/11/16
- #2
A little bit of a horror show for this C-list television actress. She's engaged
to a B-list actor and they've been together for quite some time, but she
keeps hearing rumours about his fidelity and he's working on a movie with
a B-list actress that has had home wrecking reputation follow her in the
past. I wouldn't put too much stock into the work connection, but she and
I keep hearing that he's been courting this B-list actress for the entire
shoot.
Who is the C-list television actress? Alison Brie
Who is the B-list actor? Dave Franco
B- list actress/movie: Emma Roberts "Nerve"
07/13/16
This ambitious C-list actress ensured that she scored a hot role before she
left her husband. She knew there'd be repercussions and there was a chance
she'd lose the role amongst the controversy. Throughout the negotiations
and the last couple of months of the marriage, she wore a mask, not showing
any emotion but happiness and gratitude, hiding her true feelings, all whilst
she schemed.
Amber
Heard/Johnny Depp ("Aquaman")
07/14/16
I don't think it's a stretch to say this actress is considered one of the
best looking people of all time, but several people confided in me recently
about meeting the legendary beauty at an event. They claimed she looked an
unhealthy level of skinny, the epitome of misery and overall monstrous-looking
with sharp shoulders and elbows that protruded against the fabric of her
dress like broken pieces of glass. Sad. Angelina Jolie
07/18/16
This B-list starlet is one of Hollywood's hottest young offerings and although
she's used to being treated like a princess by people, one A-list singer
has been treating her like garbage and using her for sex. It's a cruel reality
check for her and she's freaking out.
Nicola
Peltz/Justin Bieber
07/19/16
This A-list TV personality is hated by everyone they've ever worked with
and they're finding that out right now as they plot their TV comeback. It's
not going so well and they've burned every bridge they once had. Rosie
O'Donnell ("Match Game" and "The $100,000 Pyramid")
07/20/16
Old friends of this B-list actress find a recent scandal of hers very ironic,
because the behaviour that she condemns now she exhibited quite heavily in
the past. Hypocrisy? We think so.
Leslie
Jones
07/21/16
This A-list actor ran into controversy several years ago after he made an
extremely polarising, hateful statement on a religion. He seems to have had
a change of heart, because according to several sources, he now identifies
as a 'nondenominational Christian.'
Ryan
Reynolds ("Religion poisons everything good in this world.")
07/22/16
This actor is television A-list on quite an esteemed show, but he really
isn't happy with the direction the show has been going with his recent season
and he's made his complaints very known. I could see resignations before
the start of the next year.
Who is he? Liev Schreiber
What is the show? "Ray Donovan"
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#1**
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who was also a pretty good
director sticks to acting now. He is still A list but it took him awhile
to get back up to A list. Our actor loves Atlanta and the different women
he slept with each day while filming his latest movie. Kevin Costner ("Hidden
Figures")
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#2**
This former B+ list actor from an acting family was supposed to have his
celebrity daughters help earning cash for the actor. Instead, they have kept
what they have earned even from things he arranged and now dad is in an even
worse financial situation because he spent money to get them in front of
the right people.
Stephen
Baldwin (Hailey and Alaia)
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#3**
Our favorite foreign born former A list mostly television actress from a
hit network show who crashed and burned is hooked on heroin. Just another
step further into oblivion for her.
Mischa
Barton ("The O.C.")
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23 **#4**
This Pretty Little Liars actress tried to kill herself two weeks ago.
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress is married. She wants a franchise desperately.
She is putting a ton of pressure on her foreign born A list husband to have
her cast in the next installment of his franchise and then wants a spin off
franchise of her own.
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds ("Deadpool")
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#2**
This permanent A+ list singer with the one name thinks she is better than
you. All of you. Yes, even you. If she could make you bow in her presence
she would. Apparently she also thinks she is above the law and swore to that
under penalty of perjury. She thinks there should be different laws for regular
people and for celebrities.
Madonna
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#3**
One way to get favors from this A+ list tech CEO with A+ list name recognition
is to play free or heavily reduced shows for him or the people on the board
of directors. That is exactly what this A+ list singer has done and why she
gets special software to make it seem the world only loves her. Meanwhile,
the rest of the world has to put up with bullying because they are not powerful
enough to kiss his butt.
Taylor
Swift/Mark Zuckergberg (Facebook which owns Instagram)
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24 **#4**
KINDNESS: Apparently this foreign born actress who was in that Dr. thing
had bunches of extra passes she somehow acquired for Comic Con and passed
them out to anyone who recognized her. It was not the most extravagant gesture
of all time but it was probably 30-40 passes and they were $55 each. Oh,
and sold out so even more special.
Karen
Gillan (Amy Pond/"Doctor Who") (Nebula "Guardians of the
Galaxy")
246. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/25
The former B-list ex wife of this A-list star dropped a bit of a bombshell
to a source recently. She claimed her ex-husband was a sex addict, attracted
to anything, regardless of age, gender, ethnicity and legality. Although
she could keep up with his sex obsessed antics at first, she gradually withdrew
after it delved into questionable legal territory. Denise Richards/Charlie
Sheen
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is having trouble selling his home. One
prospective buyer said it felt like death inside which is probably not what
the actor wanted to hear. He has not had much positive publicity as of late.
He needs that new installment of a franchise to roll out so he can do some
press.
Tom
Cruise (home in
England
or
Telluride)
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#2**
After every pap agency turned them down, it looks like it will be up to this
acting couple to have "random" photos taken of them on a beach halfway around
the world. They wanted the paps to pay their own way for airfare and hotel
but no one thinks the photos will be worth all that much for the time and
expense. It is not like the actress in this acting couple has not done this
before.
Ryan
Reynolds/Blake Lively (Ryan’s facebook: "Today, Guam. Tomorrow? Also
Guam.")
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#3**
This MMA fighter who has thrown a fight in the past is trying to move up
his game by trying to get this foreign born A+ list athlete to help him make
the big bucks by throwing a soccer match. That is probably unrealistic because
there is nothing in it for the soccer star that he doesn’t already have.
Conor
McGregor/Cristiana Ronaldo
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#4**
This can’t decide where he is from rapper was at a party with friends
of his part-time girlfriend but it didn’t stop him from hooking up in
a restroom with that foreign born one hit wonder who is now single.
French
Montana (Sanaa Lathan)/Iggy Azalea
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#5**
This a-hole of an A-/B+ list singer has now added crystal meth to his drug
use. Yeah, that is really going to help him control his temper.
Chris
Brown
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#6**
This B+ list actress with an alliteration for her name was slumped over at
a hotel bar from drinking too much. So, as not to get her or the bar in trouble,
the manager and bartender carried her out to the lobby and a chair there
where she continued to be slumped over for a good hour before finally rousing
herself.
January
Jones ("Comic-Con")
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#7**
This A- list singer who used to be a tweener is under a lot of pressure to
sign a management deal with this A+ list singer who is starting to want to
monetize her friendships. It has the A-/B+ lister contemplating quitting
singing.
Selena
Gomez/Taylor Swift
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#8**
This commercial actress, turned part-time escort, turned actress with multiple
movies lined up due to her casting couch skills. Her sometime actor boyfriend
doesn’t seem to care all that much. Charlotte McKinney/Stephen
Dorff
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#9**
Apparently the news media in the UK can’t write about the beating this
reality star gave his girlfriend because of who the reality star is related
to and will be related to.
Spencer
Matthews (brother James engaged to Pippa Middleton)/Morgane
Robart
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#10**
Three bodyguards and a driver and an assistant all provided by this A+ list
singer to her "boyfriend" this weekend when he had to travel for work. The
second he was finished working she had her people hustle him away from anyone
who could ask him questions and had him brought back to her.
Tom
Hiddleston (Comic-Con)/Taylor Swift
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#11**
Six weeks ago, this stripper, turned part-time reality star, turned escort,
turned wannabe reality star, turned future reality star, told her reality
star boyfriend she was finished sleeping with guys for money for now. Apparently
that is not the case. Oh, and a blood test should make things even more
interesting.
Blac
Chyna/Rob Kardashian
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#12**
This fairy tale television actress hooked up with a guy at Comic Con who
is definitely not her significant other.
Actress:
Emilie De Ravin (Eric Bilitch)
Show: "Once
Upon A Time"
Rebecca Mader
(Marcus Kayne)
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25 **#13**
#1 – This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee keeps trying to get her boyfriend back while doing her best
to keep her ex-husband from finding anyone else. Our actress caught her boyfriend
cheating but still wants him back but is also trying to keep her ex-husband
close as a backup plan.
Gwyneth
Paltrow (Brad Falchuk)/Chris Martin
#2 – This foreign born A- list mostly television actor most recently seen in a hit network show has been doing something I have never seen from him. Drinking and drugging on a fairly regular basis. Don’t know if it is the chicken/egg scenario as it relates to his recent breakup. Joshua Jackson ("The Affair" - Showtime, not network)/Diane Kruger
#3 – This celebrity offspring has been getting some work on his own, but his permanent A list parents and their names have a lot to do with it too. Anyway, our offspring was out with the woman he calls his girlfriend but ended up having a guy he met follow him home while he dropped off his girlfriend at her house. Not anyone with the last name Smith. Patrick Schwarzenegger (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver)/Abby Champion
260. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/26
This A-list personality is a highly political figure with many appearances
at a political party's conferences, but according to a source that was once
close to them -- the A-list personality has never ever voted. PS: Withholding
their profession since it might give it away. Demi Lovato
261. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 07/26
Today’s blind item is definitely lookin’ like one sorry azz ol’
timer that Lonely Won’t Leave Alone. That’s because, after 12-years
of marriage, homey ain’t rockin’ with him anymore! So what’s
the reason that led her to hit this mystery Jerri Juice man with divorce
papers last month? Put it like this … he really could Blame it on the
Boogie!!! "He ain’t no family man, he’s a f*ckin’ front! If
he knows what’s good for him, he know what he gotta do." In the court
docs his estranged wife cites ‘irreconcilable differences’ as the
cause that has come between them. BUSS THIS: A source exclusive to HSK has
confirmed the ‘irreconcilable’ nature of the ‘differences’
mentioned — namely, at least one mistress with an iPhone. What’s
more? They’re holdin’!!! Yessir, they’ve come to the table
with X-rated receipts! And, they say they’re ready and willing to take
"these freaky Facetime" pics to the bidding block!!! OUCH!!! "If _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ wants these Facetime pictures to go away, he’d be quick to pay
… if he knows what’s good for him." The Drop: "Sh*t’s about
to hit the fan … and he got the ball in his court … with all them
fetishes of his … trick or treat!" He is 1/5th of that history-making
family dynasty boy group. And, he’s about to be an uncle again, with
his baby sis about to give birth. Now, can U guess the three times married
B-lister I’m talking about? Jermaine Jackson
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#1**
One reason this former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer has been missing
from the personal circle of this A+ list singer is because our A-/B+ lister
is doing drugs again. She had been doing well for awhile. Back on drugs though
and didn’t even get a present from the A+ lister for a recent big life
event.
Selena
Gomez (her birthday)/Taylor Swift
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#2**
Apparently the only way this permanent A+ list singer can even stomach kissing
her boyfriend is when she gets drunk. Thankfully, that is a daily condition.
The secret for the boyfriend is to get the kisses before she passes out for
the night.
Mariah
Carey/James Packer
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#3**
This Teen Mom got some plastic surgery paid for by this reality star on an
NBC owned reality show. The crazy thing is this reality star who is worth
millions is actually in love with the Teen Mom. She is meh about him but
if there is money to be made, she is always going to put that first.
Farrah
Abraham/Dr. Paul Nassif ("Botched")
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#4**
This foreign born A+ list athlete in his sport could not have picked a better
person to be his beard. Honestly, she loves it. She will literally throw
herself into it and has been trying to get publicity for a relationship since
that time she hooked up with the a-hole former A+ list tweener. She thinks
this will help her modeling career and considering who auditioned in the
past, he is really happy.
Athlete:
Lewis Hamilton
Beard:
Barbara Palvin
Who
auditioned in the past: Rita Ora
A+ list tweener:
Justin
Bieber
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#5**
This permanent A list singer who has not had a hit in decades is dying of
alcohol poisoning. His celebrity wife doesn’t really care except for
the song rights he is supposedly bequeathing her in his will. You know, for
the kids. Paul Simon/Edie Brickell
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#6**
This designer sounding rapper nearly died in jail because he could not get
the treatment he needed and his HIV+ status turned into full blown AIDS.
Gucci
Mane
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#7**
It was supposed to be some type of religious pilgrimage for this alcoholic
B+ list reality star from an A list show. Instead it turned out to be one
hooker after the other up to his room with tons of noise complaints to
management.
Scott
Disick
(Israel)
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#8**
This long long time A- list television actress who goes from hit to hit wanted
to make sure her strict rules remained in place for the final few episodes
of her latest hit. She had script approval over the final half of the season.
Angie
Harmon ("Rizzoli & Isles")
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#9**
Kudos to this A- list model who gets that high because of a recent cover.
She told her foreign born singer boyfriend to go to rehab or she was done
with him. So far she has kept her word.
Gigi
Hadid/Zayn Malik
("Vogue")
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#10**
Dear former child star,
Hey, you might have cheated, I wish I knew, but your friends stay quiet.
However, as I wrote a couple a weeks ago, your soon to be ex husband might
be going over the top because he got someone else pregnant too. What better
way to throw everyone off the scent. So, you might want to check into that.
His celebrity ex might know a thing or two about the other person.
Love And Bacon,
Enty
Keshia
Knight Pulliam/Ed Hartwell (ex: Lisa Wu former "Real Housewives of
Atlanta")
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#11**
This foreign born slipping to B list singer who moonlights as a judge has
been comforting her married celebrity manager while his wife is out of town.
Normally you would never see the singer here as she prefers to keep the
relationship far far away from his wife and paps.
Singer:
Jessie
J ("The Voice Australia") (in Hollywood)
Celebrity manager:
Joel
Madden ("Joel and Beni Madden's management company MDDN")
Wife:
Nicole
Richie in the Hamptons
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#12**
How low can you go? This part-time porn star/part-time reality star needed
some cash so she and her husband did a pap walk for money. A morbid, pap
walk while pulling a Jennifer Aniston type movie, but in a bad way. I’m
not sure I have seen anything this bad since this morning when Michael Lohan
made money off his daughter getting beat.
Courtney
Stodden/Doug Hutchinson (after miscarriage)
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/26 **#13**
Times have been tough for this multiple reality star contestant. There is
only so much money her former employer is willing to give her under the table
for the favors she provides. Not to him. No, he would never. He is more the
Nazi type. But, for certain friends or potential business partners, he would
send her in to close the deal. Ruthless. No emotion or passion, just business.
Anyway, at one point not that long ago, she thought she was set for life.
Just be a lady who lunched while circling opportunities to keep appearing
on television. Maybe getting her own show. She was going to be living in
those circles and she was excited. Unfortunately for her plans it all went
away in an instant. She vowed the next time she would make sure of a few
things. Younger. More money guaranteed upfront as in the husband should have
family money or already made his fortune. A guy who wanted to have a couple
of children to really seal the deal financially. She knew that if she could
find someone young, she could use every trick she knew and get the guy wrapped
around her finger immediately. There would be no prenup. Dating then engagement
and then marriage all within a year. Don’t let them see anything else
but the story she was spinning. By the time they spinning stopped, the couple
would be married and he would be welcome to leave as long as he wrote a big
fat check. To get them young she found the perfect place. She could research
them all before she even made her move. She could do background checks on
their family finances. She made a couple of moves on potential matches but
they either saw right through her or were not interested. She finally struck
gold though and when she did it was a gusher. The guy went crazy for her
and she has kept his head spinning. He has no idea what kind of web he has
walked into.
Reality star contestant:
Omarosa
Manigault
Former employer: Donald Trump
Set for life: engaged to Michael Clarke Duncan, who died in 2012
Guy:
The
Sanctuary @ Mt. Calvary led by Senior Pastor, Dr. John Allen
Newman
275. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/27
Get ready for some incoming controversy! The Gossip Life has learned a B-list
thesp has landed a role and it is going to cause great upset with the
movie-loving community. The shitstorm will be glorious. Get the popcorn.
Can't say much on this because of the source but expect this to break within
the month.
Idris
Elba ("James Bond")
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#1**
All studio executives do when talking about this A-/B+ list mostly movie
actress who is a celebrity offspring is her weight. She is out promoting
a new movie right now and they actually have come up to her and asked if
she couldn’t lose some weight. She looks great.
Bryce
Dallas Howard (Ron Howard) ("Pete’s Dragon")
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#2**
This Teen Mom not named Jenelle or Farrah hooked up with three different
people in one night not that long ago. She posted her photo on an app and
then waited in her hotel room.
Kailyn
Lowry in Puerto Rico
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#3**
Pretty tough to have a relationship with your family when you are gay and
they say you can pray the gay away. They also point to this A+ list celebrity
and tell him his ex-boyfriend prayed the gay away. They really believe that
and not that he married a beard.
Gay: Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn
A+ list celebrity: Russell Wilson/Ciara
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#4**
The now on vacation A+ list theatre actor wanted a day off last year. That
day off cost political fundraisers nearly a million bucks and they were not
happy.
Lin-Manuel
Miranda, the creator and star of "Hamilton"
(Democratic
National Committee)
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#5**
It was one thing when this former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer was just
causing drama, but now she is missing gigs and interviews and is becoming
more irrational just like last time. She needs rehab.
Demi
Lovato
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#6**
Speaking of irrational behavior, this former A list singer who also acted
and even been a reality star is behaving strangely and her friends and family
think she needs mental help quickly. Possibly even hospitalization. Jessica
Simpson
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#7**
Look for a very big deal to be made about this A- list movie actress showing
up at a film festival very pregnant. She wants the entire film festival to
focus on her and the effort she made to be there. If she could go into labor
on the red carpet, she would.
Blake
Lively ("All I See Is You") (Toronto International Film
Festival)
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#8**
Everyone knows he is gay. He knows that everyone knows, but he likes to keep
up appearances otherwise. When a woman our A+ list athlete (everywhere but
here or Canada) goes out with him and then tells the press they are dating,
she looks ridiculous. Cristiano Ronaldo
(Elisa
De Panicis)
(Kendall
Jenner)
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#9**
This A+ list singer with the A+ list husband said she wouldn’t perform
at an upcoming television show if this other A+ list singer was present.
No problem. The network didn’t want the headache anyway.
Beyonce
(Jay Z)/Taylor Swift/MTV VMA’s
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#10**
This Academy Award winning actress who took a loong break before busting
out a bunch of movies at once yelled at the paps yesterday. Even though she
doesn’t always seem like it, this actress wants the cover of Kneepads
to announce her pregnancy and thinks the pap may have ruined that chance.
Natalie
Portman (pap didn’t ruin the chance, but no cover for her even though
she waited five weeks)
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#11**
This network reality star has a long running gig on the show but made more
during her two week trip to Asia than she did on the past three seasons of
the show. She does not have that kind of pull any longer with guys here.
They are on to her game.
Karina
Smirnoff ("Dancing With the Stars")
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#12**
This former full-time Housewife could barely speak at a recent event. Her
lips are currently inflated to Marge Simpson proportions and she looks more
cartoonish than Marge too. People wouldn’t stop laughing. Oh, and
don’t even get me started on the way she treats her husband like an
errand boy when there is someone higher on the food chain close to her. Not
Kim Zolciak.
Taylor
Armstrong/John Bluher ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
(Premiere
Of STX Entertainment's "Bad Moms")
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/27 **#13**
There is no way they could get away today with what they did back in the
day. They, are two actors from that 90’s show I have been writing about
frequently as of late. I have written about some of their boorish behavior
in the past, but this is a time they really went too far. Quite some time
ago, I wrote about one of the actors on the show and his love of teens who
were well under the legal age of consent. His rule at the time was he liked
to be a decade older than the teens he slept with which thankfully, never
really happened until he was a little older. Oh, and while he was married.
I guess he didn’t want his wife to catch him with a 16 year old. Anyway,
at one party which basically divided men and women from that point forward
on the show, the above mentioned actor had found a couple of female teens,
probably not much older than 16. I wasn’t there but our old friend from
the show said the girls said they were juniors in high school, so that math
is probably about right. The teens were groupies and had been waiting all
day to see their crush. He obliged by taking photos with them back when you
actually used a camera. He signed autographs and even took them to lunch.
He then invited them to the party. They arrived with him. The girls had already
been drinking. Our actor was infamous for getting his dates drunk. Another
of thee actors there had just split with some woman he was dating so he started
hitting on the other teen not being molested by the other actor. They kept
forcing more booze down the teens until the teens were barely standing. At
that point two of the actresses from the show decided enough was enough and
were going to take the girls home, or at least out of the situation. Apparently
there was a lot of grabbing of the teens back and forth but some of the guys
pulled harder and went to a bedroom in the house with the teens. Apparently
they locked the door and then each actor took turns having sex with each
of the teens. An hour later the two actors emerged from the bedroom and were
ready to party some more. Some of the women still there at the party rushed
in and found both of the girls naked and passed out. They helped the girls
into clothes and then a friend of our friend took the teens to her place
for the night and then dropped them at home the next morning. From that point
forward it was basically a war between the men and women on the show. The
only exception I know of was one actress who was not at the party and for
some reason took the side of the guys at least for a couple of years. She
even went to the wedding of one while the rest of the women stayed
home.
Show: "Beverly Hills, 90210"
Actor who loved underage teens: Luke Perry (broke up with Kristy Swanson
1992)
Other actor: Ian Ziering
Friend: Shannen Doherty
Two actresses: Tori Spelling; Gabrielle Carteris
Actress who sided with guys:
Jennie
Garth
Actor’s wedding:
Ian
Ziering
289.
POPBITCH
07/28
School friends of which British world-class sports star remember him as being
one of a gang of bullies who beat up a classmate so badly he was hospitalized?
The rest of them got expelled for the attack, except for our guy – whose
dad intervened and pleaded with the headmaster, insisting that expulsion
would damage his future career.
290. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/28
Testing is claiming this longly awaited sequel is pretty dire. Unless they
can pull off some miraculous editing, we'll be looking at yet another mediocre
movie and evidence of why one of the stars didn't want to return. Sorry,
ladies.
What is the movie? "Bridget Jones's Baby"
Who is the star that declined to return? Hugh Grant
291. MR.
X 07/28 **#1**
So that long-in-gestation biopic that is starring and financed by that closeted
former A-list actor and his B/C-list actress wife-beard is finally in production,
but without a distributor. Why? Very simple, they have no cash. The wife-beard
has been taking money out of her husband’s bank account again to finance
her coke and pill habit (nothing new there, it’s been happening throughout
their faux marriage). Plus she’s donating money to that shady organization
she is still very much a part of, whereas the husband only shows up for the
organization’s events where he knows he will get paid. He knows
something’s up, but he’s afraid to put his foot down. Something’s
gotta give, and it won’t be pretty.
John
Travolta/Kelly Preston (Scientology) ("The Life And Death Of John
Gotti")
292. MR.
X 07/28 **#2**
It will be interesting to see who the baby resembles once it grows up, it
probably won’t be the male half of this network reality star duo.
She’s getting paid to be his beard because he’s still a very much
in the closet bisexual. The baby will probably resemble one of the men
she’s been sleeping with for some extra cash. Maksim Chmerkovskiy
and Peta Murgatroyd
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#1**
This celebrity couple who used to be a needle in our eyes not that long ago
gave an interview recently but forgot to mention drugs as a huge reason why
they have no cash.
Heidi
Montag/Spencer Pratt
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#2**
This A list reality star has changed her appearance gradually over the years
but doesn’t resemble herself of a decade ago at all. Apparently she
is doing her best to turn herself into Anna Nicole Smith minus the drug overdose.
Just the overdose part though.
Khloé
Kardashian
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#3**
The circle of drugs brings in new people to your life every day. This former
tweener turned pop band singer has been sharing and doing drugs with this
B+ list mostly movie actor who does the romance movies and has a now kind
of failed franchise.
Joe
Jonas/Ansel Elgort
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#4**
The woman that lives with the pregnant reality star should be prepared for
the editing hack job that is coming her way. Apparently they need a villain
for the show and she is going to be it. They are even going to make it appear
she tired to assault one of the other stars in the show.
Blac
Chyna/Rob Kardashian ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#5**
This A+ list singer must snore really loudly or her foreign born actor boyfriend
must be allergic to cats. This would explain why he stays in hotels and not
her home. You know, because they are madly in love. Is it because his mom
wouldn’t approve?
Taylor
Swift/Tom Hiddleston
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#6**
Apparently there is trouble between this former Glee actor and the woman
he calls his girlfriend. So much trouble that they might not even be a fake
couple or even friends any longer. I just hope he comes out instead of trying
to find another beard. Darren Criss/Mia Swier
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#7**
Considering his beard is pro Trump, the fighting between this A+ list mostly
movie actor and the woman he calls his girlfriend was not as horrible as
it could have been while they were at the DNC. They learned their lesson
about public fighting.
Bradley
Cooper/Irina Shayk
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#8**
The foundation of this A+ list mostly movie actor promised to build several
homes in one Midwest city. So far though, even though the actor got praise
from all the residents when he made the announcement, it has been almost
three years and no homes have been built.
Brad
Pitt
("Make
It Right Foundation" Kansas City, Mo.)
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#9**
To keep her from writing a tell all about the guy (former tweener actor turned
A-/B+ list recovering addict adult actor) she used to call her boyfriend,
this barely relevant celebrity has been hired by various friends of the actor
to be a stylist on some big money gigs.
Sami
Miro (Zac Efron)
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#10**
If you are a young guy looking to break into the record business and you
get introduced to this A list mogul/wannabe rapper, do NOT go out for drinks
with him unless you are prepared for what he expects from you after the drinks.
Sean (P. Diddy) Combs
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28 **#11**
MORE 90’s
#1 – This former teen actress from an acting family was on a huge 80’s
hit. About a year after the show ended when she was using pretty heavily
she got into a fight with a restaurant owner. Not an argument but an actual
fight. In the restaurant. With other diners watching. There were punches
thrown and kicks and a whole lot of nasty words between the pair. Justine
Bateman ("Family Ties")
#2 – This actor was probably A- list when his network hit show went off the air. Prior to television he was in some very hit movies. Since his show ended, it has been a whole lot of straight to "On Demand" movies and a bunch of one off appearances on shows. At the height of his fame, he would make all women he slept with have an enema before he would have sex with them. He would watch them to make sure they complied. Can you imagine meeting the guy at a bar and then go home and he is watching you give yourself an enema?
#3 – Back in the 80’s this actress was on a hit network television show for five or six seasons and making movies where she usually ended up in a bikini. Her career came crashing down with her coke use so she quit the business for a decade. When she decided she missed acting, she resurrected her career in the 90’s with a string of unforgettable movies and a relapse of her coke addiction. Deciding her life was more important than acting, she quit acting and got sober for good. Heather Thomas "The Fall Guy"
304. PEREZ
HILTON 07/29
What ponytail-obsessed star continues to wear her hair in that signature
style because… she's going bald in the back of her head?! Ariana
Grande
305. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 07/29
This A-list politician has top secret health problems. Several years ago
they suffered a debilitating stroke that they still feel the effects of today.
The reason they haven't publicly disclosed this information is because they
feel it'll cause people to doubt their competence. It actually cost them
a role in a President's administration.
Hillary
Clinton (brain concussion in 2012)
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#1**
Despite the drug use by this B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit
network show and their volatile fights because of it, this former reality
star turned actress continues to hook up with him while she looks for someone
new. She has trouble letting go which is not good in this case. He will lose
it when she finds someone new. Katharine McPhee/Elyes Gabel
"Scorpion"
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#2**
This pay cable giant is firing all of the people over 50 from this beloved
show they recently acquired.
"Sesame
Street" (HBO)
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#3**
When this Housewife feels the talk is moving away from her which is frequently
because she is not that nice, she likes to spice things up. The thing is,
she might have gone too far with one of her publicity stunts.
Phaedra
Parks ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
(bomb
threat)
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#4**
In an attempt to win back her ex, this maybe a celebrity says that when she
hooked up with her superhero ex for ex sex that she got pregnant. No one
is buying it.
Henry
Cavill/Tara King
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#5**
Apparently there is a recording of this married former reality star turned
wannabe A+++ lister who has a 50/50 chance of getting that status, having
sex while out of the country. The sex was definitely not with his wife. Might
explain a few things.
Donald
Trump (six months before the story broke everywhere)
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#6**
This A+ lister is married to another A+ lister. Their expenses are out of
control and their latest projects have been more for love than money. Look
for them both to do a couple of movies totally out of their realm to pocket
some serious money. I guess when you spend $1M a month it catches up to you.
Brad Pitt
("Fight
Club" sequel)
("Brad’s
Status")/Angelina Jolie
(New
Orleans home for sale)
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#7**
This former teen recording star, failed to mention in her recent woe is me
post that one of the things going on in her life was the constant use of
drugs. If she mentioned that though, the tabloids would have passed on her
story. They like people overcoming shaming, not drugs.
JoJo
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#8**
This A list stylist used to have a reality show. She might be in the used
to have a marriage category when she finds out about her husband cheating.
Rachel Zoe/Rodger Berman
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actor from back in the day has been going
through health issues. Recovering from one, he now is facing something even
worse. He is going against decades of belief to have some very aggressive
treatment to keep him alive.
Val
Kilmer (Apparently Michael Douglas must have known about the new treatment
too when he talked about it last month)
(Christian
Science Church Denomination)
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#10**
It probably won’t be long before this 80’s heartthrob starts making
moves on his offspring co-star, but for now, he really needs to watch out
because she will get him hooked right back on drugs. Just ask the last boyfriend
who barely escaped with his life.
80’s
heartthrob: John Stamos
Offspring
co-star: Emma Roberts (father/Eric Robers and aunt/ Julia
Roberts)
Show:
"Scream Queens"
Last boyfriend: Evan Peters
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#11**
This Teen Mom is being paid to lie for products. At this point, she doesn’t
care though because her money situation is really bad.
Jenelle
Evans
("Miracle
Bust")
(diet
tea)
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#12**
This basically blacklisted actor still directs. He almost killed a former
superhero though by giving him homemade remedies to try and break the former
superhero’s drug addiction. A real doctor stepped in and ended up reversing
most of the damage caused.
Mel
Gibson/Andrew Garfield ("Hacksaw Ridge")
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29 **#13**
COMIC-CON HOOKUP: What has always been a platonic relationship recently took
a big 180. This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show
split not that long ago from the married guy she had been seeing. It was
great she finally got rid of him, especially after she had been repeatedly
cheated on during that long term relationship she had a couple of years back.
So, fast forward to Comic Con and our actress and one of her co-stars who
just happens to be married hooked up. I don’t think either of them intended
to hook up. From what I understand he is happily married and she knows his
wife. They were doing a photo shoot and there was a lot of changes going
on and apparently they were squeezed in one room with just a curtain separating
them and the curtain lasted until our actor lost his balance while changing.
For the rest of the shoot, each time they changed they both got good looks
and apparently continued in a hotel room being used by a publicist for the
show.
TV show:
"Once Upon A Time"
Actress:
Jennifer Morrison
Co-star:
Colin O'Donoghue
Married guy:
Guy who cheated on her: Amaury Nolasco
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#1**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise has been hooking
up with men for money in her hotel each night after filming that other franchise
thing she has going. Tara Reid ("American Pie") ("Sharknado") ("Marriage
Boot Camp")
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#2**
This former video vixen is the number one drug supplier to her son.
Stephanie
Seymour (son Harry Brant)
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#3**
This foreign born A- listish model with the action star boyfriend dumped
the contents of her water bottle over a guy at her gym. Reason? He was talking
to his girlfriend on a bluetooth. The always angry model thought he was talking
to her and dumped the water. Even after she found out he was talking to someone
else she didn’t even apologize.
Rosie
Huntington-Whitely/Jason Statham
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actor who had two long running network shows
has been told by his wife that he needs to focus more on the family rather
than random hookups with men and is making him get men out of his life.
Kelsey
Grammer
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#1**
I didn’t think this foreign born A+ list athlete outside the US and
Canada was looking for a beard. He pretty much just says f**k it about his
sexuality. However, if he were to pick one, this barely relevant actress
is the perfect choice. The only thing she cares about more than acting is
being famous and would give up acting in a second to be his beard.
Cristiano
Ronaldo/Eiza González
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#2**
Apparently all the editors and publishers this foreign born model turned
B list actress has slept with through the years helped her out this week.
She would have got some flack about one of her children. A call made and
it was all taken care of.
Elizabeth
Hurley
(photo
doctored by magazine to remove champagne flute from teenager son's
hand)
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#3**
With her doctor here not extending any further credit to her, this foreign
born one hit wonder turned reality judge had to resort to seeing a new doctor
while she was traveling. That doctor will quickly find out the singer has
no money to pay. She basically did an ad for her regular doctor. Any referrals
from the ad he will deduct from her six figure bill.
Iggy
Azalea
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31 **#4**
Remember how she announced her pregnancy the first time? Right now, this
A+ list singer and her people want a two month rumbling and rumor mill going
forward so people will watch her this time around to see if she does it again.
For the next two months there will be nothing but pregnancy rumors coming.
Beyoncé
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