NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

1. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#1**
The unexpected pregnancy of her friend is the only thing keeping away the marriage announcement from this foreign born A lister in her own country who is B-/C+ list over here, The multi-hyphenated celebrity didn’t want to steal the publicity spotlight from her friend so is waiting a month or so. She really wanted the wedding announcement to coincide with her new crap record.
Marriage: Cheryl Ann Tweety-Cole-Fernandez-Versini
Pregnancy: Kimberley Walsh

2. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#2**
This B+ list foreign born actress has hits in both cable and on an almost network show. Her long time boyfriend was cheating on her with tons of other women but our actress only found out when his cloud was hacked. Suddenly there were tons of intimate photos of him with other women showing up in her cloud. Alycia Debnam-Carey/Marcus Catsaras ("The 100" and "Fear the Walking Dead")

3. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#3**
There is a real fear this A+ list mostly movie actor will die soon because of his drug addiction. His long time celebrity ex paid him a visit which she told a friend was an intervention of sorts but he chose to ignore her advice. Johnny Depp/Winona Ryder

4. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#4**
For someone who doesn’t have to do a whole lot to make the marriage look real, the wife of this dual threat foreign born A list actor sure does complain to her friends a lot about how much she is being paid each month. Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch

5. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#5**
While this B+ list mostly television actress from a long running almost network show only yachts part-time, her sibling makes her living doing the same kind of work full-time but has not been fortunate enough to get yacht type money. Kat Graham ("The Vampire Diaries")

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#6**
This momager who thinks she sees easy money ahead is lucky she is not in jail or dead after her recent overdose. Dina Lohan

7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#7**
The owner of a celebrity website watched as this B+ list actress/celebrity offspring did coke during an interview with her for the site and didn’t even bother mentioning it or writing about it or calling her out on it and instead wrote the puffiest of puff pieces.

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#8**
Apparently the dirt this husband had on his B list celebrity wife with A+ list name recognition stopped her cold with her intended plan of action. This couple plays dirty. Lisa Marie Presley/Michael Lockwood (changes divorce filing to legal separation)

9. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#9**
This prolific actor is probably A- list. He starred in his own show once but his latest efforts have all crashed and burned. He is doing a different kind of acting right now and got himself in a bit of trouble because he used a homophobic slur while in the vicinity of his co-workers, several of whom happen to be gay.
Actor: Zachary Levi
Show: "Chuck"
Latest efforts: "The Commando", "Heroes Reborn", "Telenovela"
Different kind of acting: Broadway "She Loves Me"

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#10**
It has been building and now apparently the time has come. Last month I wrote about the married closeted former A+ list rapper and his protege/lover. Well, this has caused the rapper’s long long time lover/mentor to cut off all contact with the rapper and does not even acknowledge his existence.
Rapper: Kanye West
Protege/lover: Ian Connor
Lover/mentor: Riccardo Tisci

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#11**
KINDNESS: This friend of Coke Mom is an A- list mostly television actress who just makes one hit after the next in television. Anyway, she was at Nobu the other night when she came across two very drunk young women in the restroom. The two women were crying hysterically and our actress stayed with them for nearly an hour until they finally managed to stop crying. I wish I knew what they were crying about. Would make for a better blind, but it was really nice of the actress to blow off her night to help others. Angie Harmon (Coke Mom: Debra Messing)

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#12**
This could have been a kindness but the actress went about it the wrong way. I’m going to give her props for doing the charity work. She has been doing some good stuff for charity lately but the former Twilight actress ALWAYS calls paps to let them know she will be volunteering and makes sure she is photographed doing the volunteer work. Ashley Greene  (Lively Minds)

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/01 **#13**
What do you do if your business starts losing a ton of money and there is no end in sight? If you are this very part-time reality star/celebrity you start cranking back up the family business. The old family business. You might as well. It is how you met your ex-wife and your soon to be wife. It is even easier now to make money in it because your celebrity offspring attracts exactly the right person to bring in the money. Young, barely relevant celebrities and models looking to make extra money. With the help of the offspring there are so many people wanting to join the business that you can pick and choose only the very best. There are just so many women. Literally hundreds that want to join in. The supply far exceeds the demand and you don’t want prices to go down, plus you want to be able to do something with all the extra women that are gorgeous but just not the very best. What do you do? You get your ex and your future wife out traveling the world taking meetings with very wealthy men who don’t go yachting or live in the Middle East. You bring a few samples for the men and they introduce your emissaries to their friends who are also wealthy but also don’t travel. Soon, you have corners of the world where 10-20 men can come together for a weekend or a week at a resort closer to their homes and fly in the women. The money is just rolling in right now.
Part-time reality star: Mohamed Hadid
Ex-wife: Yolanda Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
Soon to be wife: Shiva Safai
Celebrity offspring: Bella and Gigi Hadid

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/02 **#1**
As part of her new makeover this A+ list singer also got a breast enhancement. Not something you would really associate with her but she is doing a lot of things lately that are out of the norm for her. Taylor Swift

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/02 **#2**
This barely out of her teens A-/B+ list mostly television actress on a middling network show is on the edge of being recast in a huge remake because producers think she has gained too much weight. Abigail Breslin (TV movie "Dirty Dancing")

16. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/02 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from that franchise which is probably not going to be "that" franchise much longer is back on drugs. He got himself back to just booze but he was a train wreck at a recent public event. Robert Pattinson

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/02 **#4**
This foreign born A- list singer with the A+++++ list voice is having a really bad reaction to new medications prescribed to her and it can take several hours for her to muster the confidence to even leave her house. Susan Boyle  (Heathrow Airport meltdown)

18. MR. X 07/03
This Presidential candidate has a history of using speed. Donald Trump

19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/03 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor had to film his latest movie without botox and he looks 10 years older. Tom Cruise

20. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/03 **#2**
This former A+ list movie and television actor who has a connection to Blind Item #1 is so hard up for cash that he is doing paid meet and greets. John Travolta (connection - Scientology)

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/03 **#3**
The ticket sales are so bad for this concert series featuring two former tweeners that thousands of tickets are being given away for free to fill each arena. Demi Lovato/Nick Jonas

22. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/04
This A-list singer is happily married to the man of her dreams in the eyes of the public, but we know that throughout their short marriage she’s consistently had female lovers. What an unorthodox marriage her and the husband must have.
Alicia Keyes/Swizz Beatz

23. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#1**
Just as I predicted, this flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress who has lived off that one film for three decades not only got herself on the title of her permanent A+ list celebrity boyfriend’s house but also got him to overpay for her house and give her all the money. Daryl Hannah/Neil Young

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#2**
In case you are a soccer fan and wonder which married A list soccer star paid hush money to a transgender woman to keep their affair secret, think Batman/A Judy Garland ex. Wayne Rooney (Bruce Wayne + Mickey Rooney)

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#3**
When she is not spending time trying to fit into the smallest clothes possible, this A+ list singer has been visiting one of Vegas’ top plastic surgeons and getting some new fillers which were completely botched. Chipmunk cheeks anyone? Mariah Carey

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#4**
Tired of getting slammed for her own ticket sales, this married A+ list singer had her PR people leak a story to tabloids about her rival A+ list singer and her lack of ticket sales. Beyoncé/Rihanna

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#5**
Last year at this time this A+ list mostly movie actor was showing off his "girlfriend" in bikinis on multiple days. Now, they are trying to sell engagement ring shopping. That contract is just about up though. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#6**
The engagement pressure seems to be getting to this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor. He stepped out last week on his A- list celebrity girlfriend. It isn’t like he hasn’t done it many times. Paps are watching them closely though. Very dangerous move. Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#7**
Our favorite A list reality star who likes to pretend she is a drug virgin was at it again snorting coke like a champ. Think this is why she had to get her third nose job recently? Khloé Kardashian

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#8**
It is summer vacation. One thing you can count on every summer is some blonde model you have never heard of being the month long girlfriend of this closeted mogul/producer/host/now former reality star. Ryan Seacrest

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#9**
This permanent A list singer got into a fight with his singer wife. It was not like the old days, the permanent A list singer got the worst end of the deal with a black eye. This couple is something else. Tim McGraw/Faith Hill

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actor has had a lot of success with television. His luck in movies has been way worse than his actress wife who seems to never make a wrong move. Anyway, our actor was spotted using not that long ago which is very troublesome. John Krasinski/Emily Blunt

33. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#11**
Her celebrity husband has had multiple recent affairs with women who have larger breasts than this reality star turned celebrity who is an offspring. So, our reality star recently went up two sizes which is huge on her little frame. Nicole Richie/Joel Madden

34. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#12**
This barely legal celebrity offspring left behind a bunch of needles when she checked out of a hotel. Her boyfriend has her using multiple times each day while he stays clean and ready to pounce on her money. Paris Jackson

35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/05 **#13**
Our actor is nearing 80. Hard to believe this living legend is that old. He rarely leaves his house any longer. For the past few years he was using escort services or meeting women online through his assistant and then having at home dates instead of going out in public. Our actor wanted the chase to be as easy as possible without actually paying for it. That is why he stopped with the escorts. In the past he has hung out with the friends of his kids. He hooked up with a couple in a memorable trip that seems like yesterday but is getting on near a decade ago. One of those women still comes by the house sometimes and told the actor about her younger sister. The younger sister is not even old enough to drink and is a college sophomore. Our actor was intrigued and invited her over with some other friends. The next thing you know, this college student basically moved in with the actor. You like to think of him as this legend who has all his faculties, but honestly, he is so far removed from that. He is just a guy who is loving the attention and taking him back to a day where he was having sex with multiple women a day. Meanwhile, the student has started to cut all the other women from his life. She is ruthless in culling the competition. She has also convinced the actor to start giving her a monthly stipend which is way more than she would make after graduating from school, so she will not be returning in the fall. Apparently her plan is to take the actor out of the country somewhere for a few months all to herself and really put herself in a position to be the only person in his life other than his family that he talks to. After all these years, it wouldn’t shock me at all to see the guy getting married. Jack Nicholson

36. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/05
As you may know Goop (Gwyneth Paltrow) is often chastised within the gossip community for her habit of collecting celebrity friends and trying her hardest to act cool, but all the while people have been focusing on the Goopster, they’ve missed another B-list celebrity who is just as patronising, desperate and pretentious. More about her? She’s a former B-list television actress that was on one of the hottest television shows of the modern era.
Eva Longoria

37. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 07/05
Today’s ‘acting’ blind item is busy in the midst of doin’ damage control. This, after he caught a serious skool’in at the hands of a publicly professed wordsmith. Don’t believe me… Just ask Golden State Warriors shooting guard, Andre Iguodala. That’s what sources say led our mystery man … 1 Erykah Badu … and ‘Five Guys’ to implement the clean-up plans he currently has in effect mode. From what we’re told, that would include a concoction of bogus Billboard stats … a couple of Kendrick drops … as well as word out there of ‘virtual relations’ with one Barbadian pop princess!!! "_____’s team bought his number one spot on Billboard 200 Chart, for 9 weeks." — Industry Insider. Now, he’s said to be struggling to pick up the pieces. And, sources say ‘sensitive’ doesn’t even to begin to properly describe the 50 emotional shades which have reportedly sent him to the depths of a dark depression. The Drop: "He thinks it was Game’s crew that was responsible for his home being robbed while he was celebrating his Memorial Day pool party." Drake

38. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/06
This A-list personality has worked the same job for what feels like an eternity. He’s been very popular in the public eye and he’s likely a household name, but he’s sick of his job and he wants to quit. He hasn’t been emotionally invested in the role for the past couple of years and he wants to retire, but he can’t. When it comes to actually quitting, he quivers, worries and panics, and signs on up once again. Howard Stern

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#1**
The now ex-girlfriend of this A- list superhero convinced the actor to meet up and talk. So, he showed up to a spot where the ex’s friends were hiding in plain sight and took photos of the pair together. The ex then sold the photos to tabloids to get a few more days of publicity by claiming the couple was back together. Henry Cavill/Tara King

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#2**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actress (who only gets that high because her latest movie didn’t completely bomb) was not only given a nice fee, but also a commitment from this A+ list singer to partner in a new web venture after the last failed. In return, the A- list actress convinced her actor husband to participate in the "weekend festivities."
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Taylor Swift/4th of July
Latest movie: "The Shallows"
Failed web venture: "Preserve"

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#3**
A big important night out and this A+ list closeted movie actor left his beard behind and went to the event with his boyfriend. They sat next to each other, but as they always do, no touching, just laughing and talking. Bradley Cooper (Irina Shayk)/Kenzo : New Perfume Launch

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress got a new lease on life for her television career even if less people will watch now. She also has a new boyfriend she met in rehab. This of course led her now ex to say buh bye. I wonder if he is convinced the baby is his. Hayden Panettiere (Wladimir Klitschko)/"Nashville"

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#5**
Producers of this Bravo reality show were going to use footage of this former A- list television actress now reduced to crash and burn status for their new season, but she was so crashed and so burned they felt sorry for her. Mischa Barton (Josh Altman "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles"

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#6**
I’m not sure a new team would be such a good idea for this future NBA hall of famer. Apparently he is cheating on his actress wife again and that is with them both living in the same city together. Dwyane Wade/Gabrielle Union

45. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#7**
This US Men’s gymnast headed to Rio for the Olympics has a beard. He feels like he won’t get endorsement opportunities if he comes out as gay.

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#8**
Normally this A- list foreign born mostly movie actress lets the world know when she is in Paris or doing PR for a fashion line. Not this time. Even though she has been in two European cities for work, she is keeping it quiet because with her is that cable actor she has been seeing. The one that started out as cheating. Diane Kruger/Norman Reedus (a few days after this blind, tabloids managed to find photos of her trying to hide from cameras at parties she attended with Norman)

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#9**
After years of being cheated on by her husband, this A- list mostly television actress from a looooooooong running hit network show is cheating on her husband with her co-star. Ellen Pompeo (Chris Ivery)/Jesse Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy")

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#10**
The ex of this former A+ list rapper is also the ex of this B+ list singer who had a pretty good year. Right now though, she is hanging out with someone strictly for the cash. She would never get invited to yacht season but she made $25K this past weekend while also getting a vacation. Daphne Joy (50 Cent) (Jason Durelo)

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#11**
If you are waiting to hear something from this foreign born DJ about his last relationship, you will be waiting for a long time. He signed a NDA which would cost him millions if he speaks. His ex is under no such obligation to stay quiet. Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#12**
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show who won’t have a show for much longer has been the worst hotel guest ever on her recent vacation. All of her food she has ordered has been sent back at least once. Most of the meals have been sent back two or three times. She had staff install two extra room air conditioners just so she would be quiet about her coolness complaints. I don’t know how her boyfriend puts up with it. Emmy Rossum ("Shameless")

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/06 **#13**
This actress is looked at fondly and everyone loves her. All they remember is classic television show everyone loved and the tragic life event. They have forgotten what a holy terror she was and how everyone hated working with her. Hell, they still hate working with her, but the general public doesn’t know that because we have her riding unicorns under rainbows because of what she went through. It was not that long ago that she was getting trashed by tabloids and other actors. When they talk about the actors on the show being awful to work with, they tend to shout out the name of a different actress on the show. The fact is, she might seem aloof now, but back in the day, she wasn’t the troublemaker, the subject of our blind was. There is no doubting she can be a very good actress. She is a multiple Academy Award nominee. I’m not going to say winner because she has never won. No one wants to vote for her. People are shocked she even got enough votes to be nominated. You will notice that her reputation for trouble has caused her to lose out on some very good roles the past five or six years. Why work with her when someone else will come in and be refreshing and positive. She thinks acting is beneath her except when she wants the perks from it. She used to be in three or four projects a year until people finally caught on. She had to go the humble pie route in the past few years to get any work after coming up dry for years at a time. As soon as someone does give her a job, they regret it but if you talk to the tabloids they all give her a pass. Everyone else would be called out about it, but not her.
Actress: Michelle Williams
Tragic life event: Heath Ledger’s death
Classic TV show: "Dawson’s Creek"
Aloof actress: Katie Holmes

52. TAMARA TATTLES 07/06
It has been less than two years since the sparkly new Hermés store came to this Housewives town. One housewife was literally there for the ribbon cutting and the other is there every chance she gets. Both are in a race for the much coveted Birkin bag. Oh sure, you see them with Birkins. But those bags are usually fakes and they are only able to purchase real ones through resellers. Hermes goes to a great deal of trouble to only sell directly to A listers or very rich bitches that drop thousands of dollars on other merchandise regularly. In the olden days, those deemed unworthy were perpetually wait listed. These days, the average Jane is simply told they don’t have any in stock. But when an A lister wanders in, miracles occur and a bag or two is suddenly available. These two housewives have been frenemies forever and they are desperately trying to get the royal treatment from Hermes before the other. Sadly, neither one will be making the cut. Hermes sees them both as damaging to their brand. At least one of them who haunts every Hermes she passes in whatever town she is in has practically been BANNED from at least one store for her constant begging. The other is on thin ice at her local store.
Hermés store: Buckhead Atlanta
Show: "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
On thin ice: Kenya Moore
Banned: NeNe Leakes

53. POPBITCH 07
How much does it cost a multi-millionaire popstar to settle a case out of court when they are routinely accused of sexual misconduct? (ANSWER: $700,000 a pop seems to be the going rate, if what you enjoy doing is grabbing the nuts of your staff.) Elton John

54. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/07
The wife of this A-list athlete is planning on leaving him very soon. She’s sick and she’s consulting a lawyer this week. Announcement soon? I’d suspect so.

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#1**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actress bailed on a 4th of July party she was invited to filled with former co-stars because it would not have the coverage of the 4th of July party she decided to attend. Plus, all the aforementioned perks. Her former co-stars have been throwing shade at her for days.
A- list actress: Blake Lively (attended Taylor Swift’s party)
Co-stars party: America Ferrera and Amber Tamblyn ("Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants")

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#2**
The PR people of this former A list tweener turned B+list mostly movie actor have moved on from the ex-girlfriend debacle by creating a hashtag that implies he is hooking up with a co-star from his latest movie. Her PR people are less than thrilled. Zac Efron/Anna Kendrick ("Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates") (#zanna)

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#3**
This is awkward. This A- list mostly movie actor who has bombed in a superhero type movie says he wants kids. The woman he calls his girlfriend is freaking out because she does not want to be in the middle of all of this. Not what she signed up for. Alexander Skarsgård ("The Legend of Tarzan")/Alexa Chung

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#4**
This closeted former A+ list rapper used a gay hookup site this week while in Paris. Kanye West ("The Art of Giving" Love Ball Naked Heart foundation)

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#5**
Before he started being super discreet and worried about his image, this foreign born A list celebrity chef hooked up with someone from the second season of one of his shows.

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#6**
This SI model apparently didn’t have to pay for the services of this A+ list mostly movie actor. He wants someone for a vacation this summer and picked her because she is already somewhat famous and won’t make too many demands about being photographed together while he is enjoying "fun" with others more his type. Leonardo DiCaprio/Nina Agdal

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#7**
The manager of this former A+ list tweener turned a-hole A- list singer is a racist and is not being as discreet as he used to be. Scooter Braun (Justin Bieber’s manager)

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#8**
This former network reality star who had her one season of fame might have just had a big life event but if she ends up marrying her boyfriend I will be surprised. She must know he is cheating. Right? Ali Fedotowsky ("The Bachelorette")/Kevin Manno

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress, who had a good five year run as an A+ lister before becoming the B- lister she is today (with A list name recognition) is dating a man who went to jail for killing two people. And yeah, she knows.

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#10**
This former A- list movie actress doesn’t act much any longer. Well, except for the being straight thing. Anyhoo, even though it seems like it was just a second ago she had a baby, she is pregnant again. Jessica Biel

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#11**
Don’t believe the BS story being spun by reporters who wear kneepads for a living. The reason this former boybander was not at the big weekend shindig is the drug use. I have told you the rules repeatedly and that is rule #1. An addict is not going to leave the drugs behind. So, no invite and would have been asked to leave if he showed up. Zayn Malik/Gigi Hadid (Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party)

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#12**
KINDNESS: This aging, but lovely and graceful, former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee gave a retiring hotel doorman a $10,000 check. Apparently he did her a huge favor decades ago and she has never forgotten. The $10K is on top of the $1000 she sends him every year at Christmas even though she only stays at the hotel a couple of nights a year. I wonder what he did for her.

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/07 **#13**
Do people still wrap their sofas in those plastic sofa covers? The one that Ray’s mom had in Everyone Loves Raymond. My grandmother did the same thing. Anyway, I have not seen one "live in person" in years. Apparently this A list mostly movie actress covers her couches and all her furniture in them. I would understand if it was an allergy thing or she didn’t want her pets on there, but she does it, because she is just strange. Eccentric? That is probably the better term. It is like she is preserving the furniture for a museum. If it only stopped at the living room, you could probably excuse it as an aberration, but she has fitted covers for the inside of toilets and despite that changes the toilet seats monthly. You are probably thinking to yourself this multiple Academy Award winner/nominee just has a germ thing. That is what I thought too, but she does not really clean all that much and that her kitchen is especially dirty. Our actress only uses sets of dishes once. Nice dishes too. The dirty dishes are stacked everywhere, including sitting on the floor. When it gets to the point she can’t get to the refrigerator, she has a cleaning crew come in and remove all the dishes and clean everywhere in the kitchen and she starts piling up all over again. You know how a lot of homes back in the day had the formal living room no one ever used. It just sat there for guests but no guests had ever used it either. Our actress has multiple bedrooms and a den at her home that are in just such a condition. No one can ever remember seeing the furniture so much as move an inch. Even though there are guest bedrooms and beds, no one has ever used them. Guests from out of town are put up in a hotel. One of the three bathrooms also is in this pristine state. I wonder if she thinks of it as a movie set. Something that isn’t real. The person I spoke to didn’t know anyone who has actually asked her why she lives like that, so we can only guess. Jessica Chastain

68. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/08
This C-list actress/singer was a member of one of the biggest groups of all time, but she’s launching a new musical venture and she’s planning on capitalising on the tension-ridden race relations to market the group to black America. It’s going to be controversial as hell. Kelly Rowland/BET reality show "Chasing Destiny"/("June's Diary")

69. VICELAND 07/08
On Thursday, July 7, VICELAND rolled out an all new show from Lance Bangs called Party Legends. For the series, we got a bunch of celebrities to tell us their most candid and absurd party memories involving drinking, drugs, and destruction, and then animated them for your viewing pleasure. On the first episode, we talked to Arrested Development actress Alia Shawkat about the time she went to a birthday party in Hollywood for a charming actor—who will remain nameless—and ended up getting some impromptu pubic hair removal.
James Franco, Jared Leto

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#1**
This closeted A+ list mostly movie actor spotted a pap while the A lister was walking with the woman he calls his girlfriend. Our actor then stopped in the middle of the street and proceeded to give her the worst impression of making out since two weeks ago when Taylor and Tom tried to do the same thing. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#2**
While away from his wife, this A+ list singer/horrible actor spent several hours alone with this A+ list "singer" in her hotel suite. It would be crazy if they got back together. Apparently she was really animated after which is not her usual state. Justin Timberlake (Jessica Biel)/Britney Spears

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#3**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a long defunct hit network show made a bad decision this week. She has also been reduced to charging by the night and even by the hour in some cases during her current trip. Mischa Barton

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#4**
That was a blonde, and definitely not a redhead that this guy was making out with his hands under her top. I don’t blame him but apparently our former almost A- list actress turned escort turned her back for a few minutes and this is what happened. Lindsay Lohan/Egor Tarabasov (and a couple of weeks later it all blew up)

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#5**
Why yes, those were actual strippers going up to the room of this married A+ list mostly movie actor married to another A+ lister. I never knew he was a stripper guy. He has always been a sucker for PR people or groupies. Brad Pitt (Angelina Jolie)

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#6**
This C list celebrity that everyone knows says she was backed in a corner about pregnancy by people close to her leaking the news. They think it will be good for business. Blac Chyna ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#7**
The coke bloat is real with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He has never really been a coke guy and he is losing the battle. Brad Pitt

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#8**
This former A- list network reality star left her show for greener pastures and burned bridges while doing it. She burns a lot of bridges. Another one she is burning is the one with her girlfriend. Our former reality star hooked up with another woman while at an event outside of LA. The woman had been hired as a day player of sorts and during the night they played in a different way. Jillian Michaels (Heidi Rhoades) ("The Biggest Loser")/Cigna Summit "Stronger Together"

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#9**
This former tweener is doing press for his new movie but had to leave an event early and cancel another. Apparently he is back on drugs. Zac Efron "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates"

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#10**
This oft troubled news anchor is having problems which would be way worse if exposed then his previous miscues. Erratic behavior and a couple of questionable incidents where he exposed himself to others. Brian Williams (sidetracked during coverage of Dallas shooting)

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#11**
This foreign born television princess cheated on her soon to be husband just two weeks ago. Emilie de Ravin (Belle in "Once Upon a Time")/Eric Bilitch

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#12**
This closeted A- list mostly movie actor with a huge tent pole franchise movie about to be released was doing poppers and coke at a gay bar out of the country. Chris Pine (in Australia) ("Star Trek Beyond")

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/08 **#13**
#1 – This former A list television actor from back in the day who had a side gig that made him even more famous than the show on which he starred has been kicked off multiple shows the past few years for the way he has acted towards teen females on the shows. At this point, no one will hire him. Bob Saget ("Full House") ("America’s Funniest Home Videos")

#2 – This is how messed up this A list reality star from that reality family is. She supports her boyfriend financially and he cheats on her but she threatens to kill herself unless he comes back to her. Kylie Jenner/Tyga

#3 – This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who reached that status as a tween continues to trot out the woman he calls his girlfriend while he drinks himself to death because he can’t face coming out of the closet. Daniel Radcliffe ("Harry Potter")/Erin Darke

#4 -The underage offspring of a permanent A lister made a sex tape with her much much much older boyfriend. If he keeps showing it to his friends, one of them is going to turn him in for child porn. Sofia Richie (Lionel)/Samir Nasri

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/09 **#1**
This A- list network reality host wanted to take his kids to a protest. His A+ list ex put her foot down and said no. Network executives are also leaning towards not renewing the contract of the A- lister. They like no controversies and for everyone to keep opinions to themselves. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/09 **#2**
A day away from her girlfriend was enough for this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress to cheat on her with another woman she had met in passing a few weeks ago. Ruby Rose (Harley Gusman)

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/09 **#3**
Earlier this year I wrote in a blind some of the people going yachting this summer. The ones you could figure out anyway. One of the people was the lesser known sister of a former Disney star. Turns out the sister is not going alone and the former Disney star is right there with her. Oh, and the demand for this model who dated an A+ lister continues to sky rocket. Her prices have increased five fold in the past year. Everyone wants to be with her because she was "with" this A+ lister.
#31 – Disney/Nick actresses. Barely legal actress from a hit Disney show who has been a recent blind item. Two first names. Laura Marano ("Austin & Ally")
#32 - The older sibling of this still on Disney Channel actress on a very hit Disney show. Vanessa Marano ("Switched At Birth" on ABC Family owned by Disney)
#49 - Permanent A list model who has no money. Toni Garrn/Leonardo DiCaprio

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/09 **#4**
An eating disorder combined with heavy drug use is leading people to wonder if this underage celebrity offspring is going to die soon. No one seems to be parenting her because they are all caught up in their own dramas. Lily Rose Depp (Johnny Depp/Vanessa Paradis)

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/10 **#1**
The girlfriend of this celebrity offspring/part-time actor used to turn tricks for drugs and even had sex with her step-father. (Seems like an appropriate subject on a Sunday morning. Right?) Sarah Snyder/Jaden Smith

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/10 **#2**
At the production office of that superhero show you all obsess about, the married lead actor and his female co-star arrived separately to do some paperwork but left together and were busted making out when their driver had to roll down a window to get something off his windshield. Stephen Amell/Emily Bett Rickards "Arrow"

89. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/10 **#3**
Yesterday marked at least seven consecutive days that I know of anyway that this former A+ list athlete didn’t cheat on his now wife. As for eight days ago, well… Derek Jeter/Hannah Davis

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/10 **#4**
So much for the girlfriend. This mostly in the closet bisexual, former tweener singer, turned adult singer, dumped her girlfriend right after finally being with her full-time. Being on tour is like being in a candy store for her and our singer is going crazy with choices. Going crazy with some other things too. Lets she if she gets violent. Demi Lovato

91. MR. X 07/11 **#1**
What talk show host, as a sort of damage control, will do a town hall special on gun violence with several activists, political commentators and celebs on a panel early in the upcoming season of their show? Just in time for Fall Sweeps too! Sean Hannity, whose second cousin sold guns to Orlando killer Omar Mateen

92. MR. X 07/11 **#2**
This A- list singer is an A+ list a-hole. One thing he is 100% right about though is that a certain initialed tabloid website has it in for him. At least a half dozen times he has proven they made up stories about him just for clicks. The thing is, no one comes to his defense because he is an a-hole. Chris Brown/TMZ

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#1**
Sponsors are fleeing in droves from this daytime talk show host after she made some very controversial comments. The amount of revenue lost so far is enough where the show might get canceled. Wendy Williams (Jesse Williams BET speech)

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#2**
This foreign born now A- list mostly movie actress is getting a lot of flack for her latest movie. The thing is, she has some racist tendencies so, what she sees in the movie is not what everyone else sees when they watch it. She thinks it’s fine. Margot Robbie ("The Legend of Tarzan")

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#3**
Besides the cheating on his latest film, this married A+ list mostly movie actor seems to have picked up another bad habit from his best friend. Drinking. Never a known drinker, our actor has been spotted drunk multiple times over the past month. Matt Damon (filming "Downsizing" in Canada)/Ben Affleck

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor berated the foreign born model/actress he calls his girlfriend in front of a group of people at a sporting event. Barked at her and made her cry. That is him in a nutshell. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk
("Wimbledon")

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#5**
A hotel worker in St. Barths found a USB stick that has a sex tape of this foreign born A+ list model/reality host and her boyfriend. Apparently it is very very kinky. Nothing vanilla about the sex life of this couple. Heidi Klum/Vito Schnabel

98. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#6**
This outspoken C list celebrity offspring of a foreign born really close to permanent A lister has had the same boyfriend for years and years. He keeps her hooked up with the drugs she needs and she earns money for them by sleeping with men. Chloe Lattanzi (Olivia Newton John)/James Driskill

99. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#7**
This former tweener actress turned annoying adult singer pulled off a unique trick. I think she snorted more money in coke, recording her charity record than her charity record will ever earn for victims of a tragedy. Selena Gomez ("Hands" was a production of Interscope Records and GLAAD, and is meant to be a tribute to the 49 people killed at Pulse nightclub in Orlando on June 12)

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#8**
I’m too lazy to go back and look to see what # it was, but that A+ lister who got into a fight with the woman he calls his girlfriend? Yeah, well something contagious must have been going on because this foreign born A list dual threat actor got into a fight with the woman he calls his wife at the same place. A nasty little argument played out for the world to see.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter  ("Wimbledon")

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#9**
This former almost A- list actress turned escort has no more cards left to play. Her married lover is gone, For the most part, his friends have all moved on. So, she is left with the guy who may or may not marry her but will surely be sleeping with tons of women before, during, and after said marriage. When she busted him on it again he told her she could leave and not come back if she couldn’t handle it. Two hours later she was back begging for him and is smart enough to realize this is what her life has become and will be. Lindsay Lohan/Ego Tarabasov

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#10**
This former US women’s gymnast says she has been suffering from health issues. And by health means she got tired of worrying she was going to get busted for coke in her urine so she quit. McKayla Maroney (2012 team)

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/11 **#11**
Fighting my way through a horde of tourists unloaded from filled to capacity buses at The Grove a couple of weeks ago, I found sanctuary in the Barnes & Noble there. Apparently the tourists never go in there. I still haven’t figured it out. Honestly I’m not sure where they go after they pile off the buses. I think they wander around aimlessly wondering where the Farmer’s Market is. Around and around in circles they go until someone points out it used to be a Farmer’s Market, and now, with the exception of a couple places is just food truck food minus the trucks. I digress. Anyway, in the bookstore, standing by the 4,000 magazines, some of which must have circulations measured in the hundreds, was this former A- list singer. She is the one person in the group who could sing. Is it wrong to think I didn’t expect her to be in a bookstore? She was actually reading some kind of kayak magazine. Apparently she wanted to see some reviews on a paddle board. This is always tough. 99% of the time I see, but don’t engage. 1% of the time I do engage though. The problem with engaging is that you can’t say to much. You have to be a fan, but not a psycho fan. Even if I’m not a fan, which is the case, you have to come off as one because how else would just a random person know all this stuff about the celebrity. How else unless they are more than a fan. You also have to consider that if they tell you a couple or three things and they end up here, then they will search back in their memory for a fat guy asking too many questions and look for you again. It is all a delicate balance. No way do you ever want to say, "Hey, it’s me Enty and I wanted to ask you a couple of things." Knees and high heels to the balls are not fun. Oh, I’m sure there are guys out there who pay extra for that type of service, but it isn’t me. Even though I know nothing about paddle boards or kayaks I started talking about them. Not riding them, because one look at me and people know I am full of crap if I act like I am doing that activity. At first I was not 100% sure it was her. I thought it was, but wasn’t quite sure but I asked a couple of questions about travel and knew where she had been and what she had been doing so, yeah, it was her. I didn’t let on like I knew her. I couldn’t because of the way I went with the travel questions. Instead of a fan, now I was the guy in the bookstore hitting on the woman. Yeah, not my best hope of success. It was hot. An afternoon and I had eaten lunch. That means sweaty with food somewhere on my clothes. Possibly items in my teeth. But, I will say that I can talk. They might not be interested in me, but I can keep them around talking. I knew where I wanted the conversation to go. She probably thought I was going to hit on her and expected questions like that. What I was going for was dirt on her current employer. I wanted it first hand from her. I just didn’t know how to get it there without giving it away that I knew her. Somehow though we ended up talking about the Orlando shootings and then we started talking about Pride and the next thing you know she was telling me that she used to be a big singer and performer and had a deal with a record company that was about to happen when she met a celebrity she fell madly in love with who turned out to be gay. He just didn’t tell her that when she was falling in love with him. She said she followed him all over the world and did his beck and call and blew off the record deal and concerts and her entire career for the guy, only to find out he was gay. She said she was crushed but he offered her hope. He said they should still be together and it would be great for both of them. She says, it was only good for him because it helped him with endorsements and to have a pretty woman on his arm and she was so in love with him that she stayed. She is telling me all of this in the bookstore 30 minutes after we met. She says it ruined her career and that she bookstore 30 minutes after we met. She says it ruined her career and that she managed to get lucky when someone bailed on a hosting gig and she got it and at least manages to earn a living. We talked for a few more minutes and she actually gave me her number. She did give me her first name, but never her last. It is a real number by the way.
Singer: Nicole Scherzinger
Group: "The Pussycat Dolls"
Celebrity: Formula 1 World Champion, Lewis Hamilton
Hosting gig: Rita Ora bailed on "The X Factor"

104. THE HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 07/11
Today’s blind item came up in the Chi — but the funk would move this soul-singing OG songbird to head West — touching down in Cali to set up shop in the ‘Wood. Cali is the state where our blind item went militant on ’em … going from reppin’ the Crystalettes … to being down for Rufus … to rollin’ with the Black Panthers. Now, this pistol totin’ turn up queen — who’s def got it bad for the CoCo — is laid up somewhere in a Malibu rehab! "Her daughter is f*ckin’ psycho, dawg." Sources say she doubles up the strapped factor, holdin’: A. a "pistol" and B. a "dildo." Our "strapped" soul queen is also said to have an M.O. of using her "queendom" status in the industry to prey on aspiring female singers, as well as her daughter’s friends! Word is … our blind item "shared straws with Whitney." And, she’s said to have put her own "daughter" on to skiing them white slopes!!! "It’s like, there was no love there. How [the blind item and her children] move is like it’s business." The Drop: "She was always into hanging out … I guess when people get a lil money, or you a star in the hood, you always wanna be traffic. I guess that was her thing you know always showin’ herself off a little big-headed, fat, cocky horse … showin’ off her face, showing off who she was." She once banged on Beyonce, sayin’ Mrs. Carter can’t sing. Now, can you guess the iniquity-ridden soul singer I’m talking about? Chaka Khan

105. TAMARA TATTLES 07/11
This perennial contract holdout has planted all sorts of benevolent reasons and ridiculous excuses about why she is unsure if she wants to do another season. She acts as though her other enterprises are not bleeding money and the show is not her biggest Band-Aid. The real reason she was hold had nothing to do with what was reported. She was in heavy negotiations for the right to choose a new cast mate to be her BFF and shield her from the other ladies who tend to come at her from all sides. When it comes to negotiating her contract she always asks for something. Then there is always a big leak about what she got out of the contract. But it’s never what you think. Funny how that happens. Let’s hope this new pawn is up to the task. Lisa Vanderpump ("The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

106. LAINEY GOSSIP 07/12
It’s one of the most enduring marriages in the business. They’ve been together a long, long, long time. And it’s not like those with his job, in his position, are known for fidelity. Through his career though, he’s managed to avoid major scandal. That’s not the only reason he’s beloved but he is beloved. Maybe the secret is that they keep it open? I hope so. Because two weeks ago he was seen at an exclusive Hollywood hangout making out with a woman in the fashion industry. She has a boyfriend of her own. Since they weren’t terribly discreet about it, either they thought no one would talk about it or, well, his wife is OK with it. If she’s not, it will cost him. And he is worth a LOT. Jon Bon Jovi (Dorothea)

107. MR. X 07/12
Apparently the horrible advance reviews for this movie are causing the producers to panic, so they’re making the cast pull out of all media appearances in the US. "Suicide Squad" or "Star Trek Beyond"

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#1**
Some cast and crew of this loooong running network show are already complaining about a new addition to the cast. The actress, is probably B/B+ list and was really disliked on her last show and the project before that. She brings a lot of drama to the drama. "NCIS"/Jennifer Esposito
("Mistresses" and "Blue Bloods")

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#2**
Things might be all publicly cheery and in PR land for this aging A list celebrity couple, but one of them is still hooking up with the woman who was part of the issue that led to things being not so cheery. Ozzy Osbourne/Sharon Osbourne (hairstylist Michelle Pugh)

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#3**
Apparently everyone there but the wife knew. The scene was a meeting of this foreign born A- list mostly movie and actor and his A- list mostly movie actress co-star along with the wife of the actor. Everyone knows the co-stars have hooked up, but the wife acts oblivious. My guess is she must know but isn’t saying anything. Jamie Dornan (Amelia Warner)/Dakota Johnson

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#4**
Well, she has already had sex with both of these acting brothers so I guess it shouldn’t come as a shock that this B+ list actress offspring is still sleeping with one of them and he is going along despite the fact he is about to be married. Or is he? Emma Roberts (Julia Robert’s niece)/Dave Franco (engaged to Alison Brie)/James Franco (Dave’s brother)

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#5**
This former A list singer turned Eastern European box office star has a room in her home devoted to nothing but bikini and topless photos on the wall of the former singer taken by herself and others. She tries to add to it every day.
Jessica Simpson  (Jessica Simpson movie tops Russian box office)

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#6**
The family of this former A- list dual threat actress who has been acting since she was a tween is worried she is about to relapse. After gaining some weight, the actress has been acting out and had to rehire the 24/7 sober coach. Amanda Bynes

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actor was a drunken sweaty mess at a recent family event. His higher on the list actress wife has been doing her best, but this is getting out of hand. I guess he needs rehab again. Joe Manganiello/Sofia Vergara (Sofia’s 44th birthday party)

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#8**
By my calculation it took less than 36 hours for this A list Victoria’s Secret model to split with her boyfriend, get a yacht assignment and travel halfway across the world. Maybe that is why they split. Adriana Lima (Joe Thomas) (in Greece with Sami Khedira)

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#9**
No child support for this child means she is much more neglected than the other children of this former A list celebrity who thankfully is reduced to film roles which are only made so the producers can sleep with her and the other actresses while also getting a write off. Denise Richards (Eloise Joni Richards, rumored to be love child of Charlie Sheen)/Charlie Sheen

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#10**
This aging former A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably a B lister now thanks to that previous status and his Academy Award win/nomination, has money, but is constantly shoplifting from local stores. They are small items and the stores just usually ignore it. Nick Nolte

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#11**
Hidden away in a locker in her gym that her handlers know nothing about are several phones and also a couple of vials of coke delivered each week by an employee of the gym for the permanent A list "singer." Britney Spears

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/12 **#12**
You would think it would be a happy occasion, but really it has been more like the Bluth family ("Arrested Development"). A huge windfall of cash has landed in the hands of a member of the family. A lot of money. More money than she would probably go through in her lifetime. Granted, if she continues recording this album at the pace she is recording it, she might go through it on just studio time. She used to be A list, but I don’t think she has the passion or drive to work her way back up the recording ladder. I think she is content with her family, her kids and her now much smaller side gig which is not worth much, even though she likes to pretend it is. Meanwhile, dad is running through money like a gambling addict in Vegas. Hmm. How about dad is running through money like Lindsay Lohan rifling through a wallet before the guy wakes up. That is fast. Dad likes the fast life. The thing is, because of his age, no one wants to be with him unless he picks up the tab and he tabs are very pricey. Escorts and booze aren’t cheap. He has his own pile of money but would like some of the other pile. He thinks he is entitled to some but so far has been unsuccessful. His big push for cash won’t be until he officially runs out of his own. Then, it could get nasty. Kind of like the way he refers to his member as Mr. Lollipop. Ask around. He does. The main troublemaker in all of this is another family member. A member of the family who was famous in her own right. She blew through all her money on drugs. She used to rely on a salary from the now super rich family member. Oh, and child support. The problem is that once the business went away, so did the salary and the child support payment is much less than it used to be back in the day. A lump sum payment didn’t last long. There are bills to pay and she and her husband have an extravagant lifestyle He makes money, but the incoming cash flow comes nowhere near the outflow. They both have relied on rich family members to make up the difference. This family member also did some recording and it is pretty good. It needs work though and that costs money. The rich family member doesn’t want to pay. The two barely speak. Even though there was a recent family celebration for the super rich family member, most of the other family members blew it off. That is not the way to go. You need to kiss butt and kiss the ring. Then, and only then will the super rich family member pass out cash. You could also get a job. Shocker!

Super rich celebrity: Jessica Simpson
Dad: Joe Simpson
Main troublemaker: Ashlee Simpson Ross
Child support source: Pete Wentz ("Fall Out Boy")
Husband: Evan Ross

Windfall: Sequential Closes Acquisition of Jessica Simpson Brand
Album recording
Side business: HSN
Recent family event: Jessica Simpson’s 36th birthday or Jessica Simpson’s son Ace Knute’s third birthday party

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#1**
This YouTuber with millions of followers has a nickname that sounds familiar to everyone. She also has based her whole business on being a role model to tweeners. She says she is a virgin and never cusses but there are multiple videos of her getting naked lap dances from other women which involve a whole lot more than cussing or swearing. She is desperately trying to keep them out of the public eye.

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#2**
This Teen Mom had a recent miscarriage due to drug use. Apparently she was also beaten when she lost the baby. Amber Portwood

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#3**
No one could figure out why this former A+ list rapper was at a relatively unknown female designer’s recent Fashion Week show. Then, when you look at the rapper’s recent designs he submitted they replicate the young woman’s designs almost exactly.
Kanye West/Aurora James

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#4**
Much like a songwriter signs away their publishing rights to a superstar, this fashion designer signed away everything to this A list reality star. Now, it looks like she did not just have creative input on a new line of clothes, but actually designed them herself. Well, she says that anyway.
Khloé Kardashian (new denim line)

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#5**
This A+ list NFL athlete is closeted but one of his family members sure did seem to try to be outing him this week in a very public way. Aaron Rodgers (brother Jordan on "The Bachelorette")

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#6**
This hugely popular tabloid has a quota system in place of how many times each year a person of color can appear on their cover and how people of color can never appear on the cover in consecutive issues. Lesser known tabloids have even stricter controls and only feature people of color they feel have been "white-washed" enough to appear on a cover. "People"

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#7**
Not sure if my timing is exactly correct, but it is pretty close. While this barely known celebrity was confessing her love on social media for her A-/B+ list mostly television actress girlfriend, the actress was hooking up with a woman in a backstage area of a club. Harley Gusman/Ruby Rose

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#8**
So far, this B-/C+ list offspring of at one point A+ listers is the only one of her siblings to act. She doesn’t get much work but is lining up a gig in Vegas. She got breast implants for the gig and is going to appear topless. Rumer Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#9**
Like father like daughter I guess for this celebrity offspring who once starred with her famous parent. The offspring has a sex tape featuring her with two other guys. She knows full well the camera is there because there was a separate camera operator. You would think she needed the money but she does love the fame. Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan)

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#10**
This celebrity is super talented. I don’t really like her, but she has A+ list talent and is A+ list in her corner of the world. She doesn’t do herself any favors by being so fame hungry because then it leads to choices like last night. She hooked up with an A list actor who is even a bigger a-hole than her last boyfriend. She thinks they will date and she will get some press. He never dates publicly because it cuts off his supply line of women willing to sleep with him. Lindsey Vonn (Tiger Woods)/Jeremy Piven

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#11**
This married B+ list mostly television actor has a new pay cable show coming out which is going to be huge. What is also going to be huge is the blowup when people realize that even though he is still married, he hooked up with this actress offspring less than half his age who has a permanent A+ lister for a parent. Destroyed his marriage for an actress with massive daddy issues.
Actor: Kyle MacLachlan
Show: "Twin Peaks"
Actress: Francesca Eastwood (Clint Eastwood’s daughter)

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#12**
This desperate for fame foreign born A- list model who is a wannabe actress let a pap take photos of her topless and grope her breasts just to make sure he was willing to sell them cheap enough to get picked up by outlets. Emily Ratajkowski

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/13 **#13**
I was actually going to call this The Mistress. Problem with that is I have probably used it a half dozen times. I’m not sure of the number. Maybe it is zero. Maybe each time I think about using it, I say to myself that I must have previously used it. Plus, it kind of sounds like a bad Lifetime movie. I mean a really bad one. One that Dean McDermott might have actually landed a starring role. Did anyone ever watch the LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian one? Who thought that LeAnn could act? They probably convinced her to work for scale because she wanted to be an actress. I have gone on a total tangent away from where I was headed. It is a guy having an affair. I suppose the woman he is having the affair with is also having an affair but she isn’t married with kids, just sleeping with a guy who does. Plus, I doubt any of you know who the woman is. Yes, if you are her neighbor or reading this because someone at your church heard the rumors and then went online and found this, then you might know her. Otherwise it is about the guy. It all started several years ago. His wife could not get pregnant any longer, but our guy, who is probably an A list reality star, or was at one point, wanted more kids. What to do? Well, I will tell you what he did. He used a lot of that leverage and power he has in his community and found a teen just out of high school who had been brainwashed into thinking the best thing to do in her life is to be with this man and bear his kids. They started trying right away at the home of her parents. She still lives at home and will continue to do so. Several times each week, our reality star would come over and have sex with the teen. Sometimes her parents would be home and sometimes it would be another family member. There was always someone present in the house during these sessions. Well, after a year of this, the teen is still not pregnant. The guy, despite his pre-sex promises to the parents says he has to find someone else because there is obviously something wrong with the woman and not his middle aged sperm. The parents are ticked. They thought she would be compensated, especially since they think no one would want to marry her now. Fast forward a bit. The reality star had found a new teen also provided by parents but before they can get started on procreating, the spotlight is shining brightly and our reality star backs off. He basically enters a publicity blackout. This continues about six months. Meanwhile he has told the parents that their daughter is his and he expects them to honor their commitment. Finally he feels it is clear enough to begin a sexual relationship with this teen. They have sex in the same room she has used since she was 5 or 6 years old. The squeaky twin mattress and box spring sagging under the weight of them. Twice a week the squeaking goes on for 10-15 minutes while the rest of the family pretends not to listen. They do listen though. Apparently the sperm of the reality star is still strong because the teen is now pregnant. Apparently the plan is that when does deliver a baby, she will, for now have her parents raise it as their own while she tries to get pregnant again. Jim Bob Duggar

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#1**
This very religious former NFL quarterback who had and maybe still has A+ list name recognition, despite a lack of success at the pro level after huge success in college has an interesting habit. When he gets his hair styled at this salon in Beverly Hills, he changes into a robe. Before he secures it though he walks around, bare chest exposed and talks to all the male stylists. Not the women though. Tim Tebow

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#2**
This late night talk show host is doing everything in his power to get his best friend a coveted job. The host is telling people to only accept invitations to appear on a certain show if the best friend is on that day.
Late night talk show host: Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")
Best friend: Anderson Cooper
Coveted job: Co-host "Live With Kelly"

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#3**
This celebrity offspring has made a name for himself in the same field in which is father excelled. He does have a drug problem though and is headed to rehab for quite some time. Luke Russert (Tim)

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#4**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress says she is not interested in big studio movies any longer. Hmm. Not what she tells her agent. She begs her agent to be in them but our actress just can’t land them any longer. Diane Kruger

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#5**
The rudeness has begun. This is never a good sign for this tweener turned adult singer. Her fans are turning on her and no it is not Taylor Swift. Our singer has been rude to the vast majority of her fans at meet and greets after shows. The same fans who are paying big bucks for the experience. Our singer doesn’t talk to the fans and they are allotted no more than ten seconds for a picture. Many nights our singer has a rule in place which prevents the fans from even talking to her while they pose for photos. Demi Lovato

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#6**
This former President of the US not named Bill Clinton, but within the past 40 years loved to walk around the White House in super tight pants or even jeans to show off how well endowed he was. He even used to ask staffers if they thought other world leaders were bigger than he was. Lyndon B. Johnson

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#7**
Apparently this couple must have talked to someone about how to appear in love on a red carpet. The actress and her closeted athlete "boyfriend" took turns staring at the other while the other wasn’t looking. As soon as the other would start looking, then the other would turn away. The paps on the red carpet could not stop laughing at how awkward it looked. Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn ("ESPY AWARDS")

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#8**
This former tweener actor turned B+ list mainstream actor can’t stand his life right now. He has been lashing out at everyone and it could be roid rage or it could be a relapse of his sobriety but people are nervous that he might kill himself and has someone with him 24/7 right now. Zac Efron

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#9**
Lost in the whole pilot season pickups is the curious pickup of a show which might answer a whole lot of questions. This production company handed out a reward to this celebrity for his mismanagement of a very big public relations problem. He mismanaged and they rewarded him. Steve Harvey ("Miss Universe" flub) ("Celebrity Family Feud" returns to primetime as a regular series)

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#10**
This horny middle aged A- list mostly television actor seemingly plays the same version of himself in everything he does. He only agreed to a second season of his almost television show if they wrote in more sex scenes for him. Hey, he should be lucky he got a second season of the show. Will Arnett ("Flaked")

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#11**
Another premiere for this B+ list mostly movie actress and another no show for her A list actor husband. He flew halfway around the world just to make it in time for her to tell him once again to stay home and stay out of her spotlight. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds ("Café Society")

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#12**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who finally has a franchise lent out his girlfriend to a producer who cast our actor in a new movie over others. I guess I know why our actor has kept this girlfriend longer than any other woman he has dated.
Gerard Butler (Mike Banning/"Olympus Has Fallen" and "London Has Fallen")/Morgan Brown
New movie: "Den of Thieves" or "Hunter Killer"

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/14 **#13**
If you are someone who watches YouTube videos then you know this guy. He is one of the biggest YouTubers in the world. Like many YouTube stars, he can be an a-hole. I hear more stories about male YouTubers taking advantage of women than any other celebrities combined. The bad behavior by female YouTube stars is much less than other celebrities, although I did have one yesterday. Anyway, the number of assaults I hear about by these guys is awful. Conventions and other gatherings where they are adulated by young women turns into degradation and humiliation really quickly. One of the worst offenders is this foreign based YouTuber. He readily will admit he thinks he is above the law and thinks he is the greatest celebrity in the world because of all his followers and their undying love to him. Well, he basically cheats on his partner every second he is not with her. He has thousands of videos of his fans stripping for him or performing sexual acts he ordered them to do. He then shows these to all of his friends or posts them to free porn sites. At least two women I know of killed themselves after videos they made for him ended up on the internet. He does it for kicks. He thinks he is the king of his universe. His universe might come crashing down in a hurry though because of all the income he is hiding or because of the woman he raped at a convention who tried to file charges in her own country but was told she needed to file them in the country where it happened. You would think the YouTube star would care about this but he has taken to social media and said she deserved it and other nasty things. The guy is awful. PewDiePie

146. MICHAEL AUSIELLO/TV LINE 07/14
Was Penny Dreadful‘s recent stealth cancellation the start of a new TV trend? Rumors are swirling around the biz-ness that a higher-profile drama series perceived to be something of a hit and, like Showtime’s late monster mash-up, still relatively young in age, may be nearing the end of its run. In fact, unbeknownst to the public at large, the show’s current season may be its last. Fueling the plug-pulling scuttlebutt is word that several of the show’s stars are currently fielding other long-term, series-regular gigs. And while, yes, the new Peak TV era has seen many performers juggle multiple jobs either simultaneously or concurrently (hello, Niecy Nash!), insiders tell TVLine that the size and scope of some of the roles being offered to this program’s cast suggest the end most certainly has to be nigh.

147. POPBITCH 07/14
(British blog)
1. Which pair of celeb friends act as each other's wingmen out on the pull at Hollywood Hills parties – always ready to provide a good alibi for the other's wife?

2. Which journalist likes being painted as a Native American warrior with a lady’s... erm... monthly 'warpaint'?

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#1**
To capture as much attention as possible, this A+ list singer plans on getting engaged a few days before her actor boyfriend hits the Emmy red carpet. It will be their first appearance after the engagement. Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston (nomination for "The Night Manager")

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#2**
This outspoken Fox news host who has his own issues, says that Gretchen Carlson is getting old and should be grateful her boss hit on her. Bill O’Reilly

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#3**
With ticket sales abysmal in most cities, there is talk this A list singer both in a group and solo will cancel dates on her tour. This is not what her A list singer boyfriend wants. He likes the time alone and the time he gets to spend with his other lady friends. Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#4**
This B+ list mostly television actor and his out of work actress girlfriend got into an argument with some paps who were trying to photograph what the actress is trying to pass off as her service dog. Why she needs a service dog is beyond me. They talked their way into getting on board an airplane with the dog though. Nikki Reed/Ian Somerhalder

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#5**
Apparently this reality star from network and cable had a pregnancy scare. Considering her very religious parents think she is saving herself for marriage, a pregnancy would have come as a shock. Sadie Roberston ("Dancing With the Stars" and "Duck Dynasty")

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#6**
This former A- list mostly television actress turned train wreck who is running out of money and career and couldn’t even hack reality has a secret. No, not that she uses drugs. Everyone knows she uses drugs. Apparently though, when she is using opiates she likes to take off her clothes and experience it naked. Mischa Barton

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show on a newly reminted channel is picking up massive dollars by "yachting" in one of the non-traditional areas that was set up by that former cable reality star. Shay Mitchell ("Pretty Little Liars")/in Fiji

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#8**
This celebrity offspring of A listers at the time she was born has already been to rehab once. Buying drugs in public probably means rehab trip number two is not far away. Ireland Baldwin (Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin)

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#9**
This foreign born B- list singer who has a lot more tabloid fame than her singing career deserves has had trouble with pregnancies in the past. She is pregnant again by one of her boyfriends - not her husband, but is using coke so… Lily Allen

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#10**
Apparently this A- list singer who keeps dropping because all she wants to do is act, got into a huge fight with her acting boss yesterday. She screamed at him for not pushing her for an Emmy. Seriously? Get over yourself. Lady Gaga/Ryan Murphy ("American Horror Story: Hotel")

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#11**
This B+ list singer/newlywed was late to an event last night because she was hooking up with a record producer for some tracks. As much money as she has access to now, the producer still wanted sex. Ciara ("Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Sports Awards 2016")

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#12**
This former A+ list athlete does what he always does when he sees a female tweener he thinks is hot. Presuming they are legal, the married former athlete gets the phone number of the tweener under the guise of getting something for his kids. He then feels them out a day or two later to see if they are open to hooking up with him. David Beckham

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/15 **#13**
Apparently when your boss lets you know that he finds a woman attractive, then it is in your best interest to not let your boss catch you sleeping with the woman he finds attractive. Here is the deal. You have this former A list network reality star. A+ list name recognition. Seriously, your grandmother knows who this guy is. No tabloid reading necessary. Anyway, our former reality star has a bit of an ego problem. OK, a big ego problem. He likes surrounding himself with attractive women. Our former reality star is married. Now, a little thing like marriage is not going to stop him from visiting other ports if you get my drift. It never has in the past. Ever and he has been down the marriage road a few times. Anyway, even if he is not planning on sleeping with someone who works for him, he might end up sleeping with them. He likes to keep all his options open. He also likes to consider himself the very top of the food chain. So, if one of his lesser employees sleeps with a woman he has on standby or maybe in the future would sleep with, he thinks it makes him look bad. They should only want to sleep with the boss and no one else. He has a very clear rule. Don’t sleep with any of the women that work for him if you also work for him. They are off limits. Even if he never has sex with them, he might and doesn’t want them to have had anyone else in the company other than him. Why? Ego. All of his top female employees are single and attractive just in case. So, what happens when he finds out one of the women he is keeping on standby is having sex with someone he feels is his inferior? He fires the guy. Just out and out fires him and the guy knows why he was fired. He crossed a no go. The guy wanted the woman to come with him. To leave the employ of our former reality star. She said no. She might get fired, but she is not going to quit. What will happen with her is she will get pushed out. In the eyes of the former reality star, she is damaged goods. Yep, goods. That is how he thinks of women who work for him. It won’t be right away and he will probably get her another job, but because she dared have sex with someone other than the boss, she is gone. Even if she never was going to have sex with the boss, he believes they should stay ready. He thinks every woman lusts after him and they are simply waiting for him to point in their direction and they will come running. She violated that.
Reality star: Donald Trump "The Apprentice"
Inferior: Corey Lewandowski (campaign manager)
Woman: Hope Hicks
Corey Lewandowski and Hope Hicks public screaming match

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/16 **#1**
This singer turned reality star turned talk show host turned singer is cheating on her manager husband with a record executive who is showering her with gifts. Tens of thousands of dollars in gifts. Tamar Braxton/Vince Herbert

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/16 **#2**
This acting couple on a fairy tale show have deleted most of their social media accounts because of a stalker. They also try and be together even when just one of them is filming that day. Ginnifer Goodwin/Josh Dallas ("Once Upon A Time")

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/16 **#3**
Back in the day this former A- list mostly movie actress in a franchise would compete for guys with this, at the time Playboy model turned game show host turned a million other things. The actress would win the vast majority of the time. Fast forward almost two decades and now the former Playboy model digs at the actress every chance she gets about how the actress has gone downhill. Hey, the Playboy model is not doing that much better career wise, she just married better. Cheats better too. Tara Reid ("American Pie")/Jenny McCarthy

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/16 **#4**
This late night talk show host has told his friends he would leave his wife for this A-/B+ list actress who is married to an actor. The talk show host has the actress on his show as much as he can get away with whether she is promoting anything or not. She knows the host has a crush but uses it to her advantage. She loves being front and center. Jimmy Fallon/Blake Lively

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/17 **#1**
This 80’s and 90’s A list actor who now is just an a-hole living off that teen, early 20’s fame comes from an acting family. Yesterday at a concert he was using like there was no today. Literally. Why did he have to turn into such a pretentious tool. He probably is a guy who says he uses for the experience or to help his craft. Between him, Piven and Schwimmer it must have just been one jerk fiesta growing up. John Cusack ("Pitchfork Music Festival")

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/17 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor got drunk and nearly broke his arm when he stumbled. If he did break his arm, production on his movie would have been shut down. Ben Affleck ("Justice League")

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/17 **#3**
The tabloids have photos of this former A list tweener turned A- list singer with his boyfriend. What do they do? Follow the PR line and question aloud in print who would be a great girlfriend for the singer. Nick Jonas

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/17 **#4**
Saw some news today and was reminded of a story about this network reality show winner. He broke up with his network reality show winner girlfriend when he was in bed with a woman he had just had sex with. The girlfriend heard the other woman giggling. Ethan Zohn ("Survivor: Africa" winner 2001)/Jenna Morasca ("Survivor: The Amazon" winner 2003)

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#1**
This actor is probably A- list right now. Maybe even A list on television. It all depends on where you consider cable shows in the rankings. He does have a pretty good thing going to go from one hit cable show to another. Just before he got the cable show that made him really famous, this openly gay actor hooked up with this at the time A- list mostly television actor who was on the almost network show that has spawned multiple stars. Apparently the sex between the pair was intense and then they went and added a third and recorded it and each has a copy of that night. Matt Bomer ("White Collar")/Chace Crawford ("Gossip Girl")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#2**
This former A list reality star/serial cheater/part-time child molester is hooking up with someone a family member introduced him to who can be discreet. His wife puts up with it but I really don’t know why. She should walk. Josh Duggar

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#3**
This foreign born permanent A list model has been running low on funds for a couple of years ever since her long long term backer dumped her and maybe even left her for dead. For the past three weeks she has been on cloud nine with some new benefactor. I hate to see her come crashing down but she is going to when he is finished with her. She thinks it is a long term thing but it isn’t. I feel bad for her. Naomi Campbell

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#4**
This US gymnast managed to remain on the team despite her racist messages. The governing body chose to ignore it but did reprimand her for something else. MyKayla Skinner

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#5**
In the past I have written about this foreign born A list rapper/singer and how lazy he is. He makes strippers come to him so he doesn’t have to go out. He also now has tired of working out so just goes in for semi-regular plastic surgery to keep him looking slim. Drake

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#6**
This former A+ list tweener who had her own show has now become a performance artist. Oh, and an actress sometimes. Anyway, she was shooting a movie recently and the director refused to speak with her. Instead of talking he sent her handwritten notes to her trailer. The guy is just creepy. Miley Cyrus/Woody Allen

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#7**
This permanent A+ list director recently had a bomb of a movie. Maybe it would have performed better if the married director was not hooking up with one of the stars of the movie during filming. Jodie Foster/Caitriona Balfe ("Money Monster")

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#8**
This foreign born aging A list mostly movie actor is dating fairly regularly right now. He has an interesting way of dating though. He either meets them online or through friends but is suspicious of photos posted. So, he invites them to dinner and has them meet him at the restaurant he favors. Once they arrive, the manager of the place takes their photo and even tries to take a video. He sends it to our actor out in his car. If the actor likes what he sees he comes in. If he doesn’t, he drives away and leaves it up to the manager to come up with an excuse
. Liam Neeson

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#9**
This celebrity offspring/A- list mostly movie actress is dreading more of the same when it comes to her franchise. She says she doesn’t want to turn into Kristen Stewart and forever remembered for only one role. Dakota Johnson

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#10**
This pint sized rapper is getting paid record money for a reality show. In return she had to agree to get naked a few times and is apparently going to reveal a bombshell a day about rappers they would prefer be kept secret. This is by far the biggest paycheck of her very long career. Lil’ Kim ("Celebrity Big Brother")

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#11**
This former Bachelor contestant who is way more popular than most who did not finish first has been day yachting to pick up some much needed money. She would love to go to Europe but apparently she is needed for some press for the current season of the show. Becca Tilley ("The Bachelor"/Chris Soules season 2015

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#12**
Back on the only diet that ever seems to work for him, this A- list mostly movie actor who specializes in comedies is off the booze and back on the coke. He says he can only do it for a month at a time because he misses booze and food too much. Plus, he is always worried the coke will give him a heart attack. Jonah Hill

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/18 **#13**
In the decade of writing this site, I think I may have mentioned these two celebrities once or twice. Maybe. They have definitely never been a blind. Everyone on the outside looking in thinks they are super nice and fun and a joy. Nope. It is the complete opposite. It is one of those times that what you see on television is nothing like reality. That mild mannered pleasant thing they shoot for on television is just a show. In reality, they are money driven, do anything to get ahead and will ruin you if you cross them. They use their television power to make deals which are rarely fair to the other party and when they are called out on it, they do their best to ruin the other person. Here is how their little game works. They hear about a deal or someone comes to them with a deal. They lowball and lowball. If they get the deal, great. If they don’t get the deal, they wait. They bide their time until the person tries to make another deal and they strike. The two celebrities come in and drive everyone else out. When the others are gone, our celebrities then bail out leaving the person with nothing except a bunch of fees and the knowledge if they try to do it again, the celebrities will be there once again. Invariably, the person comes back to the celebrities who then cut a deal even worse than their first offer. They have done this countless times but everyone is too scared to stand up to their bullying tactics. Tarek and Christina El Moussa ("Flip Or Flop")
 (controversy)

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#1**
These two OITNB stars had a little fling together. Now one of them is in a forced relationship with someone else. Apparently there is a lot of tension between the two stars because things did not end on a very positive note. Taylor Schilling/Laura Prepon (Ben Foster/Scientology)

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#2**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This permanent A list legend still lives on after his death. His face is everywhere. Anyway, he was married forever and kept his bisexuality hidden from the public. One place he didn’t hide it was on movie sets. If you gave him a chance for a river scene or some scene where he could take off his clothes and get naked with fellow male actors he was the first one to do so. He also loved any after set activities that involved group nudity with other men. Paul Newman ("Newman’s Own" product line)

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#3**
Pacey would like you to think he is super sweet and innocent like his character. One of the reasons his split might have been made public is that he is hooking up with this MTV actress who still has a boyfriend who is very much desperate to keep her. I’m looking for some spin from a lot of sides in the next week. Joshua Jackson ("Dawson’s Creek") (Diane Kruger)/Crystal Reed ("Teen Wolf") (Darren McMullen)

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#4**
This actor you always forget about from that back in the day twins show, also has a recording career. When not in the studio working on his new record, he is probably knocking on your door or leaving a pamphlet about his church. Marques Houston ("Sister, Sister")/Jehovah’s Witness

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#5**
This permanent A list rapper and this strangely named singer from a group who now goes from one reality judging gig to the next, were going to provide letters of support to a guy they know who was being sentenced. Then, Scientology got all up in their business so they backed off. Joseph Chait

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#6**
Both sides are playing chicken. One side, the side of the former tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor doesn’t want to pay but don’t feel they have much choice when the ex-girlfriend keeps tweeting and deleting hints of things they don’t want exposed. Zac Efron/Sami Miro

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#7**
This stripper turned multiple reality star who has been realitying for a decade makes much more money leaving her husband and kids at home and spending time with men who pay to spend time with her. Kendra Wilkinson

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#8**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress/part-time judge might think she can have sex for tracks with this foreign born close to permanent A list singer in a group but he will just cast her aside like he did all the women when he was married to the A list mostly movie actress. Rita Ora/Chris Martin

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#9**
This reality show host put his career on the line last night. He was told to be a little less front and center in his beliefs but crossed the suits anyway. Good for him for sticking up for his beliefs. I’m just not sure he will get another job if he gets fired from his current one.
Nick Cannon  (RNC protest)

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#10**
This former A list singer who launched herself to fame in a movie is really having issues when it comes to laundering drug money. She needs an accountant who knows what they are doing to clean it and pay taxes on it. Lauryn Hill ("Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit")

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#11**
This former boy bander turned reality star turned would do anything to be Kelly Ripa’s sidekick is always professing how much he loves his wife. All talk. OK, well he probably does love her, he just has a funny way of showing it when he hits on anything that walks. Nick Lachey

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#12**
This former B list mostly television actress from a long long running network show who has not done much since a hit show went off the air five or six years ago might want to ask her husband how he is going to handle two pregnant women at once. Keshia Knight Pulliam ("The Cosby Show" and "House of Payne")

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/19 **#13**
Another newbie to the blind items today. Never before has this A- list actor from a very hit pay cable show had the privilege of being in this spot or any blind. If you are going to have a first it should be in the big blind of the day. No beating around with the smaller ones. Go big or go home I say. Of course I generally say that when I’m half drunk in a bar. It is also when you say something to that effect that the people wanting to sell you bottle service magically appear and when I magically disappear and go home to my regularly priced bottles. Anyway, our actor is married. He is out of town for work a lot. That show of his is all out of the country stuff. A lot of parts of Europe and our actor has a list of women on call in several of the countries. He loves hookers. He loves hookers like I love bacon. The thing is, he confides all of his extracurricular activities to outside the country. He could never get away with what he does over here. He couldn’t get away with it in the UK or most of western Europe. He is far too well known and the tabloid offers would be too juicy. This is why he loves loves that show and loves loves filming anywhere remote where he can get his hooker on. If he is not shooting he is sleeping with someone. He might be the loyal husband and dad at home but he is the complete opposite away from home. An interesting thing though is he never drinks when he is with other women. He drinks at home and he drinks with friends but never ever when he is with a woman he is paying. I’m basing that on the two or three women I spoke to about him. He definitely has some kink in him and there is nothing shy about his behavior. It is a lot like his second most famous role. I tend to think of another role as his most famous. Depends on the crowd I guess.
Actor: Peter Dinklage
Hit show: "Game of Thrones"
Second most famous role: "Elf"
Another role as his most famous: "The Station Agent"

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#1**
I guess if this OITNB actress feels like it is OK for her to cheat on her girlfriend while out of town, then her girlfriend feels like it is OK for her to cheat too. The girlfriend though is hooking up with men. Ruby Rose/Harley Guzman

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#2**
This aging former A+ list singer who has gone through a string of famous women since his divorce has not had a hit in decades. He did however have a couple of hits of coke the other day while standing in a line waiting for a cab. "What the f**k you looking at," was his response to someone who was openly staring at the singer. John Mellencamp (Meg Ryan and Christie Brinkley)

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#3**
This former SI cover model got into a shouting match with a model who is foreign born and unknown to most of you. Apparently they are both fighting to be seen as Leo’s girlfriend over the next few weeks. The SI model paid and the other didn’t so there is some bad blood. Nina Agdal and Roxy Horner

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#4**
This former A- list actress who started off as a tween and was doing great until some personal demons derailed her career still has A list name recognition. She recently lost a baby due to miscarriage. She was also having personal issues because she had to stop taking her meds when she got pregnant. Winona Ryder

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress who used to be A list when it came to teen angst movies does have a franchise. She also spent the better part of a premiere the other night out in other areas besides the theatre playing Pokemon Go. She was joined by the wife of the lead actor in the movie. Julia Stiles/Luciana Barroso (Matt Damon) ("Jason Bourne")

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#6**
This former singer turned B list actress lost her big gig this year after her show was canceled. No worries though, she is hooking up with this kind of celebrity for cash. The thing is though he is a prick and makes her entertain his friends too. Christina Milian ("Christina Milian Turned Up")/Maggio Cipriani, who along with his brother Ignazio is the heir to the Cipriani restaurant family

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#7**
Not content with just throwing away all his money and life on drugs, this former boy bander insists his new girlfriend do drugs with him if she wants them to date. Niall Horan ("One Direction")

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#8**
This soon to be husband of this openly gay reality star has tons of blackmail on his soon to be husband should he get ditched before the altar. He wants his payday one way or the other. Josh Flagg ("Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles")/Bobby Boyd

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#9**
Well, this underage celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister has already been dating guys well over twice her age so why not let her go yachting too. Seriously, this is the biggest parenting fail in a very long time. Where is the rest of the family to stop it? Sofia Richie (Lionel Richie)

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#10**
Speaking of yachting, how strange is to ask your celebrity ex to watch the kid you had together so this former A list mostly movie actress can go yachting for the night. Kate Hudson

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#11**
This acting couple consisting of an A list mostly television actress wife and a B+ list husband spent an extra 15 minutes beyond intermission chain smoking and arguing outside a theatre. Claire Danes/Hugh Dancy

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#12**
She might be the closest thing to royalty without being royal, but she has a nose candy problem which is what caused the end of her last relationship. Her current boyfriend enjoys it as much as she does. Going to be a scandal. Pippa Middleton/James Matthews

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/20 **#13**
She will probably lose her job. When it all comes out, this B list talk show host deserves to be fired as much as her boss. The thing is though, she won’t get a huge payday and probably won’t get hired by anyone else. Our talk show host did a lot of vetting for her boss. Speaking on college campuses, she would screen intern candidates for their willingness to sleep with the boss. For years, it was a steady stream of interns that she kept funneling into the system. As a bonus, our host would also find interns who were open to that side thing the host loves so much. She brought in hundred to her side thing which made all those bosses thrilled. Not only for the people/money, but also for the other services they had already been providing to their bosses. When you hear from some of these former interns it sounds more akin to human trafficking than any actual real employment. Greta Van Susteren (side thing: Scientology)/Roger Ailes

208. LOVE B SCOTT 07/20
Tamar and Vince’s marriage is in jeopardy — to say the least. Sources exclusively tell lovebscott.com that the reason for the alleged split is because Tamar’s been cheating on her husband with another high-profile man for a while. Vince had been suspicious of his wife’s infidelity for quite some time and hired a private detective to find out all the details — and he found out EVERYTHING. We hear the Vince confronted Tamar and they had BIG blowout in front of two other people. It got so heated that they ended up cutting everyone in the room a nice little check to keep quiet…allegedly. We also hear that there’s a good chance this could affect her current and future shows as a way to avoid having to speak on the drama. To top it all off — Vince allegedly wants full custody of their little boy. "He doesn’t know who Tamar is anymore. He says she’s not the same woman he married eight years ago," said the source. "She’s too busy going on vacations to worry about the drama at home. He has the baby and that’s the only thing he’s concerned about." It’ll be interesting to see how this all plays out — whether they choose to stay together for Logan, separate, or follow through with the divorce. Best of luck to them both. Update: It looks like they’re choosing to make it work. Steve Harvey

209. POPBITCH 07/21/16 **BLIND ITEM**
(British blog)
Which Oscar-nominated actor is a big fan of a sexual practice known as "dry-socketing"? He likes his ladies good and dry down there for added friction. His preferred method of... ahem, 'dehumidifying' his lady friends is by plopping a sock on the end of his chap and sending it up there a few times before commencing properly.

210. MR. X 07/21 **#1**
This former cable reality star with a very big family has been making waves again because producers of Celebrity Big Brother in the UK are interested in him but want to see if anyone still cares. Jon Gosselin ("Jon & Kate Plus 8") (they don’t)

211. MR. X 07/21 **#2**
If this A+ list songstress can’t convince her foreign born actor boyfriend to be engaged prior to the Emmy Awards, then it will be splitsville. She won’t walk down the red carpet with him without a ring. Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston (Emmy nomination for "Night Manager") (and scene.)

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#1**
Despite the best efforts of the people around her, the story that this A list reality star with a side gig was dating a celebrity didn’t stick. Now, to make things worse, they still have all those stories planted in the media and have her cheating/hooking up with a slightly more famous celebrity. Apparently if she just comes out the whole world would explode or something. Kendall Jenner (Jordan Clarkson/A$AP Rocky)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#2**
Apparently this very religious married reality star not only enjoys female porn stars but also enjoys guys too. Nothing would get him disowned more quickly from his family. Phil Robertson "Duck Dynasty"; Josh Duggar; Todd Chrisley "Chrisley Knows Best"

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#3**
This A list mogul/wannabe rapper who has been very quiet as of late is HIV positive. Sean "P Diddy" Combs

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#4**
Sometimes I wish that Taylor Swift would have picked this closeted former Glee actor to be her boyfriend. He too imagines romance as something out of a movie from forty or fifty years ago. The woman he calls his girlfriend is growing weary of the game and just wants to be with her boyfriend. Darren Criss/Mia Swier

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#5**
Between yachting to pick up extra cash and vacationing with her ex, this former A list mostly movie actress also managed to find time to go on some publicity dates with a closeted celebrity. You know, because last time she tried that things worked out so well for her.
Actress: Kate Hudson
Ex: Matt Bellamy
Closeted celebrity: Diplo
Last time: Nick Jonas

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#6**
I already told you this movie was going to be the final time this permanent A lister appears in a film. Apparently there is real doubts whether he has the strength to finish it. Burt Reynolds ("Dog Years")

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#7**
This former Sopranos actress, who is so much more than that, is battling a prescription pill problem. No, not Edie Falco, although that would be kind of Nurse Jackie-ish. Lorraine Bracco (a practitioner of Shotokan Karate and inn 2015 she authored a self help book "To the Fullest: The Clean Up Your Act Plan to Lose Weight, Rejuvenate, and Be the Best You Can Be"); Jamie-Lynn Sigler (singer and author "Wise Girl: What I've Learned About Life, Love, and Loss")/diagnosed with multiple sclerosis when she was 20 years old

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#8**
This daytime solo talk show host has been erratic as of late. Her ramblings have gone off the deep end and she is quickly losing her audience and more importantly her sponsors. I think it is her drug use that she can’t control any longer plus there is constant fighting with her spouse at home. Wendy Williams; Kelly Ripa

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#9**
This closeted A+ list athlete who is A+ list everywhere but here and Canada got into a huge fight with his boyfriend. Apparently things got physical so the bodyguard put the boyfriend in a choke hold until he passed out. Apparently these fights happen a lot but they always make up the next day. Cristiano Ronaldo

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#10**
The latest movie for this married A+ (action) list mostly movie actor who is probably a permanent A lister at this point made almost literally zero dollars. Seriously, it was that awful and easily one of the worst films of all time that wasn’t trying to be bad. Anyway, our actor doesn’t care. He said he did it almost for free just because he had been wanting to have sex with this sixth or seventh billed actress ever since he saw her on his wife’s Instagram feed. When he found out she was doing the movie he was all in. Apparently he did achieve his goal of hooking up with her too. Bruce Willis/Kristen Rae Myers "Marauders"

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/21 **#11**
For those of you who read the site yesterday I said I had some stories to share about a certain person. This is one of those stories. This probably happened two or three months after the Vegas trip I wrote about a long time ago. That might have been first year stuff on the site. Certainly close to it. Anyway, it was late summer or early fall. It was hot. The kind of hot that LA seems to sear into you in September and October. If you like visiting Phoenix or Palm Springs in July then LA in the early fall is your kind of place. I know she was married at that point in time but I don’t think they ever saw each other. He was too busy cruising through West Hollywood and she was too busy partying with a little work thrown in. Anyway, she had met this actress at an upfront for the new season. Lets call the actress AW. Like the root beer. Apparently they got to talking and had a lot in common, including a boss. Plus, AW liked to party. Our friend invited me along. I thought we were going to go to a house or a restaurant or something. Nope. We went out deep into the valley. To an industrial park in the middle of nowhere that also contained studios. I remember the security guard at the gate tried to stop our friend from coming into the lot and she said something very creepy about his manhood and the guy let us in. It was strange. No yelling or screaming or do you know who I am, just something about his manhood and a razor and voila, entrance granted. We didn’t know exactly where we were going and finally parked and started wandering around. Did I mention how hot it was? How little shade there was? I literally was bathed in sweat. I feel like that happens to me frequently. After asking around we found the stage we wanted. Shortly thereafter we found AW who invited us to her trailer for a drink or six. While AW and our friend did a little nose candy, I stuck to booze. Always booze for me. I don’t make enough money to get addicted to something else. Our friend asked about AW’s husband which led to AW getting completely naked and showing off a wide variety of bruises and marks all over her body left by her husband. AW had just started on the show she was filming and honestly go back and look at old episodes and I’m not sure how they managed to cover all the bruises. Apparently she got beat all the time and finally was in the process of leaving the guy. It was just too much. While doing some nose candy, she was also popping pills and drinking booze. Numb the pain she said. I wasn’t sure if she was talking about physical, emotional or both. When AW started asking some questions of her own to our friend I found out that our friend had sex with one of her bosses which led to some serious fighting with a couple of her co-stars. Apparently it only happened once, but our friend told some people who told others and it got back to the co-stars. Most didn’t care, but a couple did. At some point we were joined by some of the other cast and a couple of the crew members. It was turning into quite the party and someone suggested we go sneak into an area of an amusement park across the street that was under construction. It was going to be a water park and apparently one of the pools had been filled as a test of some of the systems. A couple of the crew members had discovered a way in and so we all went. A group of 20 people all sneaking in through a delivery entrance for construction crews who were still building the place. At this point it was probably 7 or 8pm. You could hear the roller coasters and screams of guests at the other part of the park but it was super quiet and spooky by this pool. No lights. Everyone got in the pool. All stages of dressed and undressed. Did I tell you that crew members have the greatest ability to procure ice chests and ice from out of nowhere. And beer. There was so much beer. We must have all stayed until right at midnight. There was a security patrol that I guess started working at midnight so we left quickly. I remember all of us crossing the street back to the studio and people carrying clothes and a few towels and helping those who were drunk cross safely. Our friend was wasted out of her mind so I had to drive us back. She had on a t-shirt some guy had given her of the show where AW worked. I have no idea what happened to the clothes she had been wearing earlier. She literally was only wearing a t-shirt. Good times.
Friend: Shannen Doherty ("Beverly Hills, 90210")
Husband: Ashley Hamilton
AW: Heather Locklear (Amanda Woodward on "Melrose Place")
Husband: Tommy Lee

Shared boss she slept with: Aaron Spelling (co-stars who cared: Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth)

223. NY POST/PAGE SIX 07/21
1. Which star is banned from Disney buildings because of his penchant for smoking pot?
Zayn Malik

2. Which news anchor acts like the tough guy, but had a secret nose job to make himself prettier on-air?

3. Which nasty Hollywood publicist screeched at a Page Six reporter, "Who hurt you as a child?" during a disagreement over a story?

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#1**
While her co-star hit up Comic Con, this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress decided to blow it off and party in the Med instead. Apparently she worked her way through several nights of nonstop coke. I don’t think she quite grasps that one hit role does not keep you working forever, especially when you are just a moving piece in the movie. Naomi Scott ("Power Rangers") ("The Pink Ranger")

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#2**
This foreign born singer is permanently A list. I think he gets most of that from the group he used to be with back in the day. Plus, the easy to remember name. He has made some horrible business investments and is running out of cash. He could probably keep going, but he also wants to split from his wife with a woman who has been traveling with him on tour so needs to really bring in as much cash as he can right now. Sting/Trudie Styler

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#3**
The booze was flowing for this former superhero the other night. The married actor tried to hook up with multiple women the other night but failed miserably each time because of his booze ingestion.
Tobey Maguire  (Leonardo DiCaprio’s yacht party)

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#4**
What do you do if you prefer dating women but think you need a guy in your life to make fans happy? Well, if you are this former tweener turned adult singer you get yourself photographed with an a list athlete who prefers dating men, but thinks he needs a woman in his life to make fans happy. He is a serial one date photo guy. Demi Lovato/Odell Beckham Jr.

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#5**
This former tweener who has a strong connection to the former tweener in #4 was basically outed this week by a former co-worker. It sure would make things so much easier if he would come out so we don’t have to keep playing this game where the tabloids keep trying to make it seem like he is a ladies man dating one actress after the next. Nick Jonas

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#6**
Contrary to being upset or ashamed by her six figure appearance fee for a dictator, this former A+ list singer is relishing in her chance to get in the game of performing for those with less than stellar human rights records. She has never cared what people think. She might think differently when she loses her judging gig.
Christina Aguilera

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#7**
Proving yet again why he is considered an a-hole of A list proportions, this former A+ list tweener turned HGH (Human Growth Hormone) taking a-hole of an adult singer refused to interact with one female fan and told her to f**k off. Ten feet further along he saw a very attractive female fan and took photos with her and even invited her back to his hotel room. Justin Bieber

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#8**
I have never looked, but I suspect there are hundreds of Tumblr accounts dedicated to dissecting the marriage of this foreign born dual threat A list actor and his wife. All of the rumors and innuendo, but one piece of actual news is that divorce for the couple is not just the fantasies of women who want to be with him. His wife actually told a family member their marriage is very much on the rocks. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress was used as a reference by someone she once called her daughter. Apparently though, those times are gone because the actress told the person calling that she had never heard of the person and then hung up. Halle Berry/India Benét

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#10**
This former A list mostly movie actress who has been acting since she was a kid is getting a chance to direct. She also has to get tested for booze multiple times each week as part of her deal. Kirsten Dunst ("The Bell Jar")

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#11**
Another reason why actors and actresses stay closeted is this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from a franchise. She cracked open the door in her closet and the studio basically shamed her and accused of trying to sabotage the franchise. Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort, Theo James, Miles Teller ("Divergent" series)

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#12**
This former reality star was set to do something in a very public way for the public but his past caught up to him. The drugs and the incident that occurred with a woman several years ago were all going to come out. They probably still will. Ben Higgins ("The Bachelor") (Colorado state legislature)

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/22 **#13**
#1 – This Teen Mom secretly recorded a sex tape with this part-time reality star from the cable channel that seems to do nothing but reality at this point. Farrah Abraham/Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio ("Famously Single" - E!)

#2 – This Vampire Diaries actress is hooking up with one of her not for long co-stars. The actress was hooking up with him and others which ended her most recent relationship. Kat Graham (Cottrell Guidry)

#3 – This do nothing lately former tweener has a hosting gig coming up. She has really pushed the envelope this week on how close someone can get to being replaced without being replaced. Her co-host is all for replacing her with his girlfriend.
Tweener: Victoria Justice

Hosting gig: "Teen Choice Awards 2016"
Co-host: John Cena
Girlfriend: Nikki Bella (professional wrestler)

#4 – This closeted A+ list athlete in his sport which no one really watches but everyone seems to make money from, has models all over the yacht he is renting but he has been hooking up with the male first officer of the yacht. Cristiano Ronaldo

237. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/11/16 thru 07/22/16 **CATCH-UP BLIND ITEMS**
07/11/16 - #1
This A-list producer is panicking. Once a pivotal part of Hollywood, their influence continues to wane as their company loses steam and esteem. They're the joke of the town right now and experts aren't exactly forecasting a change in fortune, even though they have one possible live-saving, super trump card in their pocket. Harvey Weinstein

07/11/16 - #2
A little bit of a horror show for this C-list television actress. She's engaged to a B-list actor and they've been together for quite some time, but she keeps hearing rumours about his fidelity and he's working on a movie with a B-list actress that has had home wrecking reputation follow her in the past. I wouldn't put too much stock into the work connection, but she and I keep hearing that he's been courting this B-list actress for the entire shoot.
Who is the C-list television actress? Alison Brie
Who is the B-list actor? Dave Franco
B- list actress/movie: Emma Roberts "Nerve"

07/13/16
This ambitious C-list actress ensured that she scored a hot role before she left her husband. She knew there'd be repercussions and there was a chance she'd lose the role amongst the controversy. Throughout the negotiations and the last couple of months of the marriage, she wore a mask, not showing any emotion but happiness and gratitude, hiding her true feelings, all whilst she schemed. Amber Heard/Johnny Depp ("Aquaman")

07/14/16
I don't think it's a stretch to say this actress is considered one of the best looking people of all time, but several people confided in me recently about meeting the legendary beauty at an event. They claimed she looked an unhealthy level of skinny, the epitome of misery and overall monstrous-looking with sharp shoulders and elbows that protruded against the fabric of her dress like broken pieces of glass. Sad. Angelina Jolie

07/18/16
This B-list starlet is one of Hollywood's hottest young offerings and although she's used to being treated like a princess by people, one A-list singer has been treating her like garbage and using her for sex. It's a cruel reality check for her and she's freaking out. Nicola Peltz/Justin Bieber

07/19/16
This A-list TV personality is hated by everyone they've ever worked with and they're finding that out right now as they plot their TV comeback. It's not going so well and they've burned every bridge they once had. Rosie O'Donnell ("Match Game" and "The $100,000 Pyramid")

07/20/16
Old friends of this B-list actress find a recent scandal of hers very ironic, because the behaviour that she condemns now she exhibited quite heavily in the past. Hypocrisy? We think so. Leslie Jones

07/21/16
This A-list actor ran into controversy several years ago after he made an extremely polarising, hateful statement on a religion. He seems to have had a change of heart, because according to several sources, he now identifies as a 'nondenominational Christian.' Ryan Reynolds ("Religion poisons everything good in this world.")

07/22/16
This actor is television A-list on quite an esteemed show, but he really isn't happy with the direction the show has been going with his recent season and he's made his complaints very known. I could see resignations before the start of the next year.
Who is he? Liev Schreiber
What is the show? "Ray Donovan"

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/23 **#1**
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who was also a pretty good director sticks to acting now. He is still A list but it took him awhile to get back up to A list. Our actor loves Atlanta and the different women he slept with each day while filming his latest movie. Kevin Costner ("Hidden Figures")

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/23 **#2**
This former B+ list actor from an acting family was supposed to have his celebrity daughters help earning cash for the actor. Instead, they have kept what they have earned even from things he arranged and now dad is in an even worse financial situation because he spent money to get them in front of the right people. Stephen Baldwin (Hailey and Alaia)

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/23 **#3**
Our favorite foreign born former A list mostly television actress from a hit network show who crashed and burned is hooked on heroin. Just another step further into oblivion for her. Mischa Barton ("The O.C.")

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/23 **#4**
This Pretty Little Liars actress tried to kill herself two weeks ago.

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/24 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress is married. She wants a franchise desperately. She is putting a ton of pressure on her foreign born A list husband to have her cast in the next installment of his franchise and then wants a spin off franchise of her own. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds ("Deadpool")

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/24 **#2**
This permanent A+ list singer with the one name thinks she is better than you. All of you. Yes, even you. If she could make you bow in her presence she would. Apparently she also thinks she is above the law and swore to that under penalty of perjury. She thinks there should be different laws for regular people and for celebrities. Madonna

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/24 **#3**
One way to get favors from this A+ list tech CEO with A+ list name recognition is to play free or heavily reduced shows for him or the people on the board of directors. That is exactly what this A+ list singer has done and why she gets special software to make it seem the world only loves her. Meanwhile, the rest of the world has to put up with bullying because they are not powerful enough to kiss his butt. Taylor Swift/Mark Zuckergberg (Facebook which owns Instagram)

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/24 **#4**
KINDNESS: Apparently this foreign born actress who was in that Dr. thing had bunches of extra passes she somehow acquired for Comic Con and passed them out to anyone who recognized her. It was not the most extravagant gesture of all time but it was probably 30-40 passes and they were $55 each. Oh, and sold out so even more special. Karen Gillan (Amy Pond/"Doctor Who") (Nebula "Guardians of the Galaxy")

246. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/25
The former B-list ex wife of this A-list star dropped a bit of a bombshell to a source recently. She claimed her ex-husband was a sex addict, attracted to anything, regardless of age, gender, ethnicity and legality. Although she could keep up with his sex obsessed antics at first, she gradually withdrew after it delved into questionable legal territory. Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is having trouble selling his home. One prospective buyer said it felt like death inside which is probably not what the actor wanted to hear. He has not had much positive publicity as of late. He needs that new installment of a franchise to roll out so he can do some press. Tom Cruise (home in England or Telluride)

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#2**
After every pap agency turned them down, it looks like it will be up to this acting couple to have "random" photos taken of them on a beach halfway around the world. They wanted the paps to pay their own way for airfare and hotel but no one thinks the photos will be worth all that much for the time and expense. It is not like the actress in this acting couple has not done this before. Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively (Ryan’s facebook: "Today, Guam. Tomorrow? Also Guam.")

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#3**
This MMA fighter who has thrown a fight in the past is trying to move up his game by trying to get this foreign born A+ list athlete to help him make the big bucks by throwing a soccer match. That is probably unrealistic because there is nothing in it for the soccer star that he doesn’t already have. Conor McGregor/Cristiana Ronaldo

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#4**
This can’t decide where he is from rapper was at a party with friends of his part-time girlfriend but it didn’t stop him from hooking up in a restroom with that foreign born one hit wonder who is now single. French Montana (Sanaa Lathan)/Iggy Azalea

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#5**
This a-hole of an A-/B+ list singer has now added crystal meth to his drug use. Yeah, that is really going to help him control his temper. Chris Brown

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#6**
This B+ list actress with an alliteration for her name was slumped over at a hotel bar from drinking too much. So, as not to get her or the bar in trouble, the manager and bartender carried her out to the lobby and a chair there where she continued to be slumped over for a good hour before finally rousing herself. January Jones ("Comic-Con")

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#7**
This A- list singer who used to be a tweener is under a lot of pressure to sign a management deal with this A+ list singer who is starting to want to monetize her friendships. It has the A-/B+ lister contemplating quitting singing. Selena Gomez/Taylor Swift

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#8**
This commercial actress, turned part-time escort, turned actress with multiple movies lined up due to her casting couch skills. Her sometime actor boyfriend doesn’t seem to care all that much. Charlotte McKinney/Stephen Dorff

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#9**
Apparently the news media in the UK can’t write about the beating this reality star gave his girlfriend because of who the reality star is related to and will be related to. Spencer Matthews (brother James engaged to Pippa Middleton)/Morgane Robart

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#10**
Three bodyguards and a driver and an assistant all provided by this A+ list singer to her "boyfriend" this weekend when he had to travel for work. The second he was finished working she had her people hustle him away from anyone who could ask him questions and had him brought back to her. Tom Hiddleston (Comic-Con)/Taylor Swift

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#11**
Six weeks ago, this stripper, turned part-time reality star, turned escort, turned wannabe reality star, turned future reality star, told her reality star boyfriend she was finished sleeping with guys for money for now. Apparently that is not the case. Oh, and a blood test should make things even more interesting. Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#12**
This fairy tale television actress hooked up with a guy at Comic Con who is definitely not her significant other.

Actress: Emilie De Ravin (Eric Bilitch)
Show: "Once Upon A Time"
Rebecca Mader (Marcus Kayne)

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/25 **#13**
#1 – This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee keeps trying to get her boyfriend back while doing her best to keep her ex-husband from finding anyone else. Our actress caught her boyfriend cheating but still wants him back but is also trying to keep her ex-husband close as a backup plan. Gwyneth Paltrow (Brad Falchuk)/Chris Martin

#2 – This foreign born A- list mostly television actor most recently seen in a hit network show has been doing something I have never seen from him. Drinking and drugging on a fairly regular basis. Don’t know if it is the chicken/egg scenario as it relates to his recent breakup. Joshua Jackson ("The Affair" - Showtime, not network)/Diane Kruger

#3 – This celebrity offspring has been getting some work on his own, but his permanent A list parents and their names have a lot to do with it too. Anyway, our offspring was out with the woman he calls his girlfriend but ended up having a guy he met follow him home while he dropped off his girlfriend at her house. Not anyone with the last name Smith. Patrick Schwarzenegger (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver)/Abby Champion

260. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/26
This A-list personality is a highly political figure with many appearances at a political party's conferences, but according to a source that was once close to them -- the A-list personality has never ever voted. PS: Withholding their profession since it might give it away. Demi Lovato

261. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 07/26
Today’s blind item is definitely lookin’ like one sorry azz ol’ timer that Lonely Won’t Leave Alone. That’s because, after 12-years of marriage, homey ain’t rockin’ with him anymore! So what’s the reason that led her to hit this mystery Jerri Juice man with divorce papers last month? Put it like this … he really could Blame it on the Boogie!!! "He ain’t no family man, he’s a f*ckin’ front! If he knows what’s good for him, he know what he gotta do." In the court docs his estranged wife cites ‘irreconcilable differences’ as the cause that has come between them. BUSS THIS: A source exclusive to HSK has confirmed the ‘irreconcilable’ nature of the ‘differences’ mentioned — namely, at least one mistress with an iPhone. What’s more? They’re holdin’!!! Yessir, they’ve come to the table with X-rated receipts! And, they say they’re ready and willing to take "these freaky Facetime" pics to the bidding block!!! OUCH!!! "If _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ wants these Facetime pictures to go away, he’d be quick to pay … if he knows what’s good for him." The Drop: "Sh*t’s about to hit the fan … and he got the ball in his court … with all them fetishes of his … trick or treat!" He is 1/5th of that history-making family dynasty boy group. And, he’s about to be an uncle again, with his baby sis about to give birth. Now, can U guess the three times married B-lister I’m talking about? Jermaine Jackson

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#1**
One reason this former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer has been missing from the personal circle of this A+ list singer is because our A-/B+ lister is doing drugs again. She had been doing well for awhile. Back on drugs though and didn’t even get a present from the A+ lister for a recent big life event. Selena Gomez (her birthday)/Taylor Swift

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#2**
Apparently the only way this permanent A+ list singer can even stomach kissing her boyfriend is when she gets drunk. Thankfully, that is a daily condition. The secret for the boyfriend is to get the kisses before she passes out for the night. Mariah Carey/James Packer

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#3**
This Teen Mom got some plastic surgery paid for by this reality star on an NBC owned reality show. The crazy thing is this reality star who is worth millions is actually in love with the Teen Mom. She is meh about him but if there is money to be made, she is always going to put that first. Farrah Abraham/Dr. Paul Nassif ("Botched")

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#4**
This foreign born A+ list athlete in his sport could not have picked a better person to be his beard. Honestly, she loves it. She will literally throw herself into it and has been trying to get publicity for a relationship since that time she hooked up with the a-hole former A+ list tweener. She thinks this will help her modeling career and considering who auditioned in the past, he is really happy.
Athlete: Lewis Hamilton
Beard: Barbara Palvin
Who auditioned in the past: Rita Ora
A+ list tweener: Justin Bieber

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#5**
This permanent A list singer who has not had a hit in decades is dying of alcohol poisoning. His celebrity wife doesn’t really care except for the song rights he is supposedly bequeathing her in his will. You know, for the kids. Paul Simon/Edie Brickell

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#6**
This designer sounding rapper nearly died in jail because he could not get the treatment he needed and his HIV+ status turned into full blown AIDS. Gucci Mane

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#7**
It was supposed to be some type of religious pilgrimage for this alcoholic B+ list reality star from an A list show. Instead it turned out to be one hooker after the other up to his room with tons of noise complaints to management.
Scott Disick  (Israel)

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#8**
This long long time A- list television actress who goes from hit to hit wanted to make sure her strict rules remained in place for the final few episodes of her latest hit. She had script approval over the final half of the season. Angie Harmon ("Rizzoli & Isles")

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#9**
Kudos to this A- list model who gets that high because of a recent cover. She told her foreign born singer boyfriend to go to rehab or she was done with him. So far she has kept her word.
Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik  ("Vogue")

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#10**
Dear former child star,
Hey, you might have cheated, I wish I knew, but your friends stay quiet. However, as I wrote a couple a weeks ago, your soon to be ex husband might be going over the top because he got someone else pregnant too. What better way to throw everyone off the scent. So, you might want to check into that. His celebrity ex might know a thing or two about the other person.
Love And Bacon,
Enty
Keshia Knight Pulliam/Ed Hartwell (ex: Lisa Wu former "Real Housewives of Atlanta")

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#11**
This foreign born slipping to B list singer who moonlights as a judge has been comforting her married celebrity manager while his wife is out of town. Normally you would never see the singer here as she prefers to keep the relationship far far away from his wife and paps.
Singer: Jessie J ("The Voice Australia") (in Hollywood)
Celebrity manager: Joel Madden ("Joel and Beni Madden's management company MDDN")
Wife: Nicole Richie in the Hamptons

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#12**
How low can you go? This part-time porn star/part-time reality star needed some cash so she and her husband did a pap walk for money. A morbid, pap walk while pulling a Jennifer Aniston type movie, but in a bad way. I’m not sure I have seen anything this bad since this morning when Michael Lohan made money off his daughter getting beat. Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchinson (after miscarriage)

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/26 **#13**
Times have been tough for this multiple reality star contestant. There is only so much money her former employer is willing to give her under the table for the favors she provides. Not to him. No, he would never. He is more the Nazi type. But, for certain friends or potential business partners, he would send her in to close the deal. Ruthless. No emotion or passion, just business. Anyway, at one point not that long ago, she thought she was set for life. Just be a lady who lunched while circling opportunities to keep appearing on television. Maybe getting her own show. She was going to be living in those circles and she was excited. Unfortunately for her plans it all went away in an instant. She vowed the next time she would make sure of a few things. Younger. More money guaranteed upfront as in the husband should have family money or already made his fortune. A guy who wanted to have a couple of children to really seal the deal financially. She knew that if she could find someone young, she could use every trick she knew and get the guy wrapped around her finger immediately. There would be no prenup. Dating then engagement and then marriage all within a year. Don’t let them see anything else but the story she was spinning. By the time they spinning stopped, the couple would be married and he would be welcome to leave as long as he wrote a big fat check. To get them young she found the perfect place. She could research them all before she even made her move. She could do background checks on their family finances. She made a couple of moves on potential matches but they either saw right through her or were not interested. She finally struck gold though and when she did it was a gusher. The guy went crazy for her and she has kept his head spinning. He has no idea what kind of web he has walked into.
Reality star contestant: Omarosa Manigault
Former employer: Donald Trump
Set for life: engaged to Michael Clarke Duncan, who died in 2012
Guy: The Sanctuary @ Mt. Calvary led by Senior Pastor, Dr. John Allen Newman

275. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/27
Get ready for some incoming controversy! The Gossip Life has learned a B-list thesp has landed a role and it is going to cause great upset with the movie-loving community. The shitstorm will be glorious. Get the popcorn. Can't say much on this because of the source but expect this to break within the month. Idris Elba ("James Bond")

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#1**
All studio executives do when talking about this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring is her weight. She is out promoting a new movie right now and they actually have come up to her and asked if she couldn’t lose some weight. She looks great. Bryce Dallas Howard (Ron Howard) ("Pete’s Dragon")

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#2**
This Teen Mom not named Jenelle or Farrah hooked up with three different people in one night not that long ago. She posted her photo on an app and then waited in her hotel room. Kailyn Lowry in Puerto Rico

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#3**
Pretty tough to have a relationship with your family when you are gay and they say you can pray the gay away. They also point to this A+ list celebrity and tell him his ex-boyfriend prayed the gay away. They really believe that and not that he married a beard.
Gay: Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn
A+ list celebrity: Russell Wilson/Ciara

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#4**
The now on vacation A+ list theatre actor wanted a day off last year. That day off cost political fundraisers nearly a million bucks and they were not happy.
Lin-Manuel Miranda, the creator and star of "Hamilton"  (Democratic National Committee)

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#5**
It was one thing when this former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer was just causing drama, but now she is missing gigs and interviews and is becoming more irrational just like last time. She needs rehab. Demi Lovato

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#6**
Speaking of irrational behavior, this former A list singer who also acted and even been a reality star is behaving strangely and her friends and family think she needs mental help quickly. Possibly even hospitalization. Jessica Simpson

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#7**
Look for a very big deal to be made about this A- list movie actress showing up at a film festival very pregnant. She wants the entire film festival to focus on her and the effort she made to be there. If she could go into labor on the red carpet, she would. Blake Lively ("All I See Is You") (Toronto International Film Festival)

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#8**
Everyone knows he is gay. He knows that everyone knows, but he likes to keep up appearances otherwise. When a woman our A+ list athlete (everywhere but here or Canada) goes out with him and then tells the press they are dating, she looks ridiculous. Cristiano Ronaldo (Elisa De Panicis) (Kendall Jenner)

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#9**
This A+ list singer with the A+ list husband said she wouldn’t perform at an upcoming television show if this other A+ list singer was present. No problem. The network didn’t want the headache anyway. Beyonce (Jay Z)/Taylor Swift/MTV VMA’s

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#10**
This Academy Award winning actress who took a loong break before busting out a bunch of movies at once yelled at the paps yesterday. Even though she doesn’t always seem like it, this actress wants the cover of Kneepads to announce her pregnancy and thinks the pap may have ruined that chance. Natalie Portman (pap didn’t ruin the chance, but no cover for her even though she waited five weeks)

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#11**
This network reality star has a long running gig on the show but made more during her two week trip to Asia than she did on the past three seasons of the show. She does not have that kind of pull any longer with guys here. They are on to her game. Karina Smirnoff ("Dancing With the Stars")

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#12**
This former full-time Housewife could barely speak at a recent event. Her lips are currently inflated to Marge Simpson proportions and she looks more cartoonish than Marge too. People wouldn’t stop laughing. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the way she treats her husband like an errand boy when there is someone higher on the food chain close to her. Not Kim Zolciak.
Taylor Armstrong/John Bluher ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")  (Premiere Of STX Entertainment's "Bad Moms")

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/27 **#13**
There is no way they could get away today with what they did back in the day. They, are two actors from that 90’s show I have been writing about frequently as of late. I have written about some of their boorish behavior in the past, but this is a time they really went too far. Quite some time ago, I wrote about one of the actors on the show and his love of teens who were well under the legal age of consent. His rule at the time was he liked to be a decade older than the teens he slept with which thankfully, never really happened until he was a little older. Oh, and while he was married. I guess he didn’t want his wife to catch him with a 16 year old. Anyway, at one party which basically divided men and women from that point forward on the show, the above mentioned actor had found a couple of female teens, probably not much older than 16. I wasn’t there but our old friend from the show said the girls said they were juniors in high school, so that math is probably about right. The teens were groupies and had been waiting all day to see their crush. He obliged by taking photos with them back when you actually used a camera. He signed autographs and even took them to lunch. He then invited them to the party. They arrived with him. The girls had already been drinking. Our actor was infamous for getting his dates drunk. Another of thee actors there had just split with some woman he was dating so he started hitting on the other teen not being molested by the other actor. They kept forcing more booze down the teens until the teens were barely standing. At that point two of the actresses from the show decided enough was enough and were going to take the girls home, or at least out of the situation. Apparently there was a lot of grabbing of the teens back and forth but some of the guys pulled harder and went to a bedroom in the house with the teens. Apparently they locked the door and then each actor took turns having sex with each of the teens. An hour later the two actors emerged from the bedroom and were ready to party some more. Some of the women still there at the party rushed in and found both of the girls naked and passed out. They helped the girls into clothes and then a friend of our friend took the teens to her place for the night and then dropped them at home the next morning. From that point forward it was basically a war between the men and women on the show. The only exception I know of was one actress who was not at the party and for some reason took the side of the guys at least for a couple of years. She even went to the wedding of one while the rest of the women stayed home.

Show: "Beverly Hills, 90210"
Actor who loved underage teens: Luke Perry (broke up with Kristy Swanson 1992)
Other actor: Ian Ziering
Friend: Shannen Doherty
Two actresses: Tori Spelling; Gabrielle Carteris
Actress who sided with guys: Jennie Garth
Actor’s wedding: Ian Ziering

289. POPBITCH 07/28
School friends of which British world-class sports star remember him as being one of a gang of bullies who beat up a classmate so badly he was hospitalized? The rest of them got expelled for the attack, except for our guy – whose dad intervened and pleaded with the headmaster, insisting that expulsion would damage his future career.

290. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/28
Testing is claiming this longly awaited sequel is pretty dire. Unless they can pull off some miraculous editing, we'll be looking at yet another mediocre movie and evidence of why one of the stars didn't want to return. Sorry, ladies.
What is the movie? "Bridget Jones's Baby"
Who is the star that declined to return? Hugh Grant

291. MR. X 07/28 **#1**
So that long-in-gestation biopic that is starring and financed by that closeted former A-list actor and his B/C-list actress wife-beard is finally in production, but without a distributor. Why? Very simple, they have no cash. The wife-beard has been taking money out of her husband’s bank account again to finance her coke and pill habit (nothing new there, it’s been happening throughout their faux marriage). Plus she’s donating money to that shady organization she is still very much a part of, whereas the husband only shows up for the organization’s events where he knows he will get paid. He knows something’s up, but he’s afraid to put his foot down. Something’s gotta give, and it won’t be pretty. John Travolta/Kelly Preston (Scientology) ("The Life And Death Of John Gotti")

292. MR. X 07/28 **#2**
It will be interesting to see who the baby resembles once it grows up, it probably won’t be the male half of this network reality star duo. She’s getting paid to be his beard because he’s still a very much in the closet bisexual. The baby will probably resemble one of the men she’s been sleeping with for some extra cash. Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#1**
This celebrity couple who used to be a needle in our eyes not that long ago gave an interview recently but forgot to mention drugs as a huge reason why they have no cash. Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#2**
This A list reality star has changed her appearance gradually over the years but doesn’t resemble herself of a decade ago at all. Apparently she is doing her best to turn herself into Anna Nicole Smith minus the drug overdose. Just the overdose part though. Khloé Kardashian

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#3**
The circle of drugs brings in new people to your life every day. This former tweener turned pop band singer has been sharing and doing drugs with this B+ list mostly movie actor who does the romance movies and has a now kind of failed franchise. Joe Jonas/Ansel Elgort

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#4**
The woman that lives with the pregnant reality star should be prepared for the editing hack job that is coming her way. Apparently they need a villain for the show and she is going to be it. They are even going to make it appear she tired to assault one of the other stars in the show. Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#5**
This A+ list singer must snore really loudly or her foreign born actor boyfriend must be allergic to cats. This would explain why he stays in hotels and not her home. You know, because they are madly in love. Is it because his mom wouldn’t approve? Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#6**
Apparently there is trouble between this former Glee actor and the woman he calls his girlfriend. So much trouble that they might not even be a fake couple or even friends any longer. I just hope he comes out instead of trying to find another beard. Darren Criss/Mia Swier

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#7**
Considering his beard is pro Trump, the fighting between this A+ list mostly movie actor and the woman he calls his girlfriend was not as horrible as it could have been while they were at the DNC. They learned their lesson about public fighting. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#8**
The foundation of this A+ list mostly movie actor promised to build several homes in one Midwest city. So far though, even though the actor got praise from all the residents when he made the announcement, it has been almost three years and no homes have been built. Brad Pitt
 ("Make It Right Foundation" Kansas City, Mo.)

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#9**
To keep her from writing a tell all about the guy (former tweener actor turned A-/B+ list recovering addict adult actor) she used to call her boyfriend, this barely relevant celebrity has been hired by various friends of the actor to be a stylist on some big money gigs. Sami Miro (Zac Efron)

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#10**
If you are a young guy looking to break into the record business and you get introduced to this A list mogul/wannabe rapper, do NOT go out for drinks with him unless you are prepared for what he expects from you after the drinks. Sean (P. Diddy) Combs

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/28 **#11**
MORE 90’s
#1 – This former teen actress from an acting family was on a huge 80’s hit. About a year after the show ended when she was using pretty heavily she got into a fight with a restaurant owner. Not an argument but an actual fight. In the restaurant. With other diners watching. There were punches thrown and kicks and a whole lot of nasty words between the pair. Justine Bateman ("Family Ties")

#2 – This actor was probably A- list when his network hit show went off the air. Prior to television he was in some very hit movies. Since his show ended, it has been a whole lot of straight to "On Demand" movies and a bunch of one off appearances on shows. At the height of his fame, he would make all women he slept with have an enema before he would have sex with them. He would watch them to make sure they complied. Can you imagine meeting the guy at a bar and then go home and he is watching you give yourself an enema?

#3 – Back in the 80’s this actress was on a hit network television show for five or six seasons and making movies where she usually ended up in a bikini. Her career came crashing down with her coke use so she quit the business for a decade. When she decided she missed acting, she resurrected her career in the 90’s with a string of unforgettable movies and a relapse of her coke addiction. Deciding her life was more important than acting, she quit acting and got sober for good. Heather Thomas "The Fall Guy"

304. PEREZ HILTON 07/29
What ponytail-obsessed star continues to wear her hair in that signature style because… she's going bald in the back of her head?! Ariana Grande

305. THE GOSSIP LIFE 07/29
This A-list politician has top secret health problems. Several years ago they suffered a debilitating stroke that they still feel the effects of today. The reason they haven't publicly disclosed this information is because they feel it'll cause people to doubt their competence. It actually cost them a role in a President's administration. Hillary Clinton (brain concussion in 2012)

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#1**
Despite the drug use by this B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit network show and their volatile fights because of it, this former reality star turned actress continues to hook up with him while she looks for someone new. She has trouble letting go which is not good in this case. He will lose it when she finds someone new. Katharine McPhee/Elyes Gabel "Scorpion"

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#2**
This pay cable giant is firing all of the people over 50 from this beloved show they recently acquired. "Sesame Street" (HBO)

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#3**
When this Housewife feels the talk is moving away from her which is frequently because she is not that nice, she likes to spice things up. The thing is, she might have gone too far with one of her publicity stunts. Phaedra Parks ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
 (bomb threat)

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#4**
In an attempt to win back her ex, this maybe a celebrity says that when she hooked up with her superhero ex for ex sex that she got pregnant. No one is buying it. Henry Cavill/Tara King

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#5**
Apparently there is a recording of this married former reality star turned wannabe A+++ lister who has a 50/50 chance of getting that status, having sex while out of the country. The sex was definitely not with his wife. Might explain a few things. Donald Trump (six months before the story broke everywhere)

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#6**
This A+ lister is married to another A+ lister. Their expenses are out of control and their latest projects have been more for love than money. Look for them both to do a couple of movies totally out of their realm to pocket some serious money. I guess when you spend $1M a month it catches up to you. Brad Pitt ("Fight Club" sequel) ("Brad’s Status")/Angelina Jolie (New Orleans home for sale)

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#7**
This former teen recording star, failed to mention in her recent woe is me post that one of the things going on in her life was the constant use of drugs. If she mentioned that though, the tabloids would have passed on her story. They like people overcoming shaming, not drugs. JoJo

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#8**
This A list stylist used to have a reality show. She might be in the used to have a marriage category when she finds out about her husband cheating. Rachel Zoe/Rodger Berman

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actor from back in the day has been going through health issues. Recovering from one, he now is facing something even worse. He is going against decades of belief to have some very aggressive treatment to keep him alive. Val Kilmer (Apparently Michael Douglas must have known about the new treatment too when he talked about it last month)
 (Christian Science Church Denomination)

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#10**
It probably won’t be long before this 80’s heartthrob starts making moves on his offspring co-star, but for now, he really needs to watch out because she will get him hooked right back on drugs. Just ask the last boyfriend who barely escaped with his life.
80’s heartthrob: John Stamos
Offspring co-star: Emma Roberts (father/Eric Robers and aunt/ Julia Roberts)
Show: "Scream Queens"
Last boyfriend: Evan Peters

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#11**
This Teen Mom is being paid to lie for products. At this point, she doesn’t care though because her money situation is really bad. Jenelle Evans ("Miracle Bust") (diet tea)

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#12**
This basically blacklisted actor still directs. He almost killed a former superhero though by giving him homemade remedies to try and break the former superhero’s drug addiction. A real doctor stepped in and ended up reversing most of the damage caused. Mel Gibson/Andrew Garfield ("Hacksaw Ridge")

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/29 **#13**
COMIC-CON HOOKUP: What has always been a platonic relationship recently took a big 180. This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show split not that long ago from the married guy she had been seeing. It was great she finally got rid of him, especially after she had been repeatedly cheated on during that long term relationship she had a couple of years back. So, fast forward to Comic Con and our actress and one of her co-stars who just happens to be married hooked up. I don’t think either of them intended to hook up. From what I understand he is happily married and she knows his wife. They were doing a photo shoot and there was a lot of changes going on and apparently they were squeezed in one room with just a curtain separating them and the curtain lasted until our actor lost his balance while changing. For the rest of the shoot, each time they changed they both got good looks and apparently continued in a hotel room being used by a publicist for the show.
TV show: "Once Upon A Time"
Actress: Jennifer Morrison
Co-star: Colin O'Donoghue
Married guy:
Guy who cheated on her: Amaury Nolasco

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/30 **#1**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise has been hooking up with men for money in her hotel each night after filming that other franchise thing she has going. Tara Reid ("American Pie") ("Sharknado") ("Marriage Boot Camp")

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/30 **#2**
This former video vixen is the number one drug supplier to her son. Stephanie Seymour (son Harry Brant)

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/30 **#3**
This foreign born A- listish model with the action star boyfriend dumped the contents of her water bottle over a guy at her gym. Reason? He was talking to his girlfriend on a bluetooth. The always angry model thought he was talking to her and dumped the water. Even after she found out he was talking to someone else she didn’t even apologize. Rosie Huntington-Whitely/Jason Statham

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/30 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actor who had two long running network shows has been told by his wife that he needs to focus more on the family rather than random hookups with men and is making him get men out of his life. Kelsey Grammer

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/31 **#1**
I didn’t think this foreign born A+ list athlete outside the US and Canada was looking for a beard. He pretty much just says f**k it about his sexuality. However, if he were to pick one, this barely relevant actress is the perfect choice. The only thing she cares about more than acting is being famous and would give up acting in a second to be his beard. Cristiano Ronaldo/Eiza González

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/31 **#2**
Apparently all the editors and publishers this foreign born model turned B list actress has slept with through the years helped her out this week. She would have got some flack about one of her children. A call made and it was all taken care of.
Elizabeth Hurley  (photo doctored by magazine to remove champagne flute from teenager son's hand)

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/31 **#3**
With her doctor here not extending any further credit to her, this foreign born one hit wonder turned reality judge had to resort to seeing a new doctor while she was traveling. That doctor will quickly find out the singer has no money to pay. She basically did an ad for her regular doctor. Any referrals from the ad he will deduct from her six figure bill. Iggy Azalea

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/31 **#4**
Remember how she announced her pregnancy the first time? Right now, this A+ list singer and her people want a two month rumbling and rumor mill going forward so people will watch her this time around to see if she does it again. For the next two months there will be nothing but pregnancy rumors coming. Beyoncé

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