NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
GOSSIP LIFE 06/01
The cast of this morning talk show is about to be revamped. At least two of the regulars are going to be let go and replaced by others. Producers arent happy with the show and the network isnt happy with the ratings. "The View"/Michelle Collins, Raven-Symoné and Candace Cameron-Bure
LAWYER 06/01 **#1**
This former A- list mostly movie actor turned B+ lister on a hit network television show actually also has an Emmy Award for a different show. Our actor is mixing coke and booze at an unhealthy rate and his work is really suffering as a result. Ray Liotta (Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series "ER") ("Shades of Blue")
LAWYER 06/01 **#2**
This A list reality star can pretend all she wants that she is with this A list NFL star but he only likes guys. Plus, he needs to stay far far away from the drugs and drama she brings to every table. Khloé Kardashian/Odell Beckham, Jr.
LAWYER 06/01 **#3**
This now out of work A- list mostly television actress who wont be invited to the spin off of her now ended hit show threatened to walk off a talk show because she didnt like the pre-interview questions. She wanted nothing but softballs or would walk. They gave her softballs. Julianna Margulies "The Good Wife"
LAWYER 06/01 **#4**
Apparently this now solo former boy bander did a big no no. He used drugs in the vicinity of this A+ list singer. As in she was in the same room. She wont have anything to do with him now and wants her "friend" to choose between the two. Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift/Gigi Hadid (it appears she chose her friend)
LAWYER 06/01 **#5**
Impending fatherhood has not slowed down the cheating of this married A list singer in a group/part-time reality star. Adam Levine
LAWYER 06/01 **#6**
Despite her success, this foreign born A list singer with a string of hits worldwide is broke as a joke and has decided she can make more money yachting this summer than touring. Oh sure she will play some shows, but yachting is going to be her go to money maker. Charli XCX (in Cannes); Carly Rae Jepsen; Tove Lo
LAWYER 06/01 **#7**
Apparently this B+ list mostly movie actor who is a Golden Globe winner/nominee and married to an actress in a similar place on the list is cheating. Im not shocked that he is cheating. He does it frequently. I am shocked that he managed to hook up with this married Academy Award winner/nominee who was a recent co-star.
Actor: Peter Sarsgaard
Actress: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Academy Award winner/nominee: Natalie Portman
LAWYER 06/01 **#8**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee recently overdosed. Everyone knows he does some drugs, but no one ever knew he was pushing his drug use to life threatening limits. Brad Pitt; Matthew McConaughey; Johnny Depp
LAWYER 06/01 **#9**
This actress is frequently in this space. Former franchise actress who is clinging to her cable show like a lifeline is now trying to keep quiet a 45 second video of her making out with a co-star at a concert while she was still dating her actor boyfriend. Kirsten Dunst ("Spider-Man") ("Fargo")/Garrett Hedlund/Jesse Plemons
LAWYER 06/01 **#10**
I love how this B list now mostly movie actor who had drug issues in his past talks about how much he loves his girlfriend publicly. His recent co-star in what will be an awful movie who stars on an almost network hit says the actor hit on her every chance he got and told her his relationship was over.
Actor: Dylan O'Brien
Girlfriend: Britt Robertson
Movie: "Deepwater Horizon"
Co-star: Gina Rodriguez "Jane the Virgin"
LAWYER 06/01 **#11**
This actor somehow stays around the B list range. It is because he has been acting so long and is married to an actress. At this point in time he gets a failed pilot once a year and some voice over work. Oh, and he is cheating on said wife. Jerry OConnell/Rebecca Romijn
LAWYER 06/01 **#12**
This actor is probably A list. Two hit shows. One of the shows iconic. Already drama about one of his new projects because the lead actress wouldnt sleep with him, he has been pressuring producers to cast this unknown teen actress to be his love interest because he wants to keep having sex with her.
Actor: Matt LeBlanc
Hit shows: "Friends"; "Joey"; "Episodes"
New show: "Man With a Plan"
Actress who wouldnt sleep with him: Jenna Fischer
LAWYER 06/01 **#13**
#1 This celebrity has been A list for a little over three decades. She has also been on your tv screen for that long too. Anyway, she is writing a new book and says that when she dated this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor that they never consummated their year long relationship because he was so jacked up on steroids and coke that he could never get an erection. Vanna White ("Wheel of Fortune")/Sylvester Stallone
#2 This married, closeted former A+ list rapper has dumped his long time boyfriend for someone much younger who he is mentoring and will be his downfall. Kanye West/Riccardo Tisci/Chance the Rapper
#3 This former A list mostly television actor who went a couple of decades between hit shows divorced his first wife after she caught him cheating on her on their honeymoon night. Our actor did have a couple of movie franchises between the two television hits.
GOSSIP LIFE 06/02
This is one for all the soccer fans in the UK. This footballer, a current/former Arsenal player, professes to be such a devout Muslim that he refuses to touch alcohol and engage in depraved behaviour. Well, the pictures I saw seem to disagree. Hes obtained an injunction to prevent the story from surfacing, but the pictures show the footballer engaged in a steamy group sex session, guzzling down alcohol and acting like a royal prat. Praise be to Allah indeed!
(British blog) Four "sex-rat sportsmen" with privacy injunctions were named and shamed this week in America, but which of them was overheard at a corporate drinks party in Harvey Nichols boasting to a fellow guest that he had "five different women on the go"? (Hes underselling himself. Technically, its six if you include his wife ) Robbie Keane, Alan Pardew, Gareth Barry, and Joe Hart
This married reality show cast member is not at all what he appears to be. He claims to have a variety of businesses on the show. However, he holds no trademarks on any of the products and businesses he pushes on the show. In addition, he has a number of financial and legal problems including a history of foreclosures and bad debts. I have no idea if he even has a job, but it certainly not the one he portrays on the show. His business partners are equally as fake. Word on the street is he runs with a few of his cast mates who enjoy partying to the fullest. In fact, Ive been told he completely missed the birth of one of his children while out on a two day bender. Hes not a southerner, let alone a southern gentleman. Its all scripted TV. J.D. (John David) Madison "Southern Charm"
LAWYER 06/02 **#1**
This former 80s/90s A list mostly movie actor who still has a big name has been kicked out of his church after undergoing surgery to save his life. He waited so long though, he still might not pull through. Val Kilmer (Christian Scientist)
LAWYER 06/02/16 **#2**
Apparently in the last month or so, this year long relationship ended for this closeted married foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor and his boyfriend. It was the first relationship for the actor since his long time lover passed away. Hugh Jackman
LAWYER 06/02 **#3**
This former A list "singer" is so into herself and her own little world inside her head that she didnt even know that a long time co-star on her show had a baby. Paula Abdul/Cat Deeley ("So You Think You Can Dance")
LAWYER 06/02 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actor from a now ended franchise has decided to take a turn directing. I think what he really wants are hours of casting couch sessions with men like he was forced to go through when he started. Josh Hutcherson ("Hunger Games")
LAWYER 06/02 **#5**
This former late night star turned controversial actor has a fairly recent new gig that is doing pretty well. He seems to like the new found attention from women and is cheating on his wife. There are whispers she is too so maybe this is what makes them both happy. Tracy Morgan ("SNL")/returns to stand-up comedy/(homophobic rant)
LAWYER 06/02 **#6**
Apparently this visit from this former A list tweener turned performance artist/singer to her actor boyfriends family went fine as long as she reigned herself in. Whenever she would become herself or try to dress like she likes to dress, things would become more awkward and her boyfriend would not always come to her defense because he thinks she can be embarrassing. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
LAWYER 06/02 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor who has a long long running franchise to go with an on again/off again franchise almost got into a fistfight with the producer of that family reality show. The reason? The cameras kept trying to get the actor into their shots to make it seem like he was hanging out with the family while they were out of the country. The producer finally backed down. Vin Diesel ("Fast & Furious" and "Guardians of the Galaxy"...also "Riddick")/Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians)/Cuba
LAWYER 06/02 **#8**
Before agreeing to go on a date, this female fashion designer from an A list label insists on seeing her prospective suitors in nothing but a Speedo. Considering she only dates struggling models under the age of 25, she usually gets them to comply. Donatella Versace
LAWYER 06/02 **#9**
This foreign born close to a permanent A list celebrity because of her group turned reality host has yet to apologize to a now former co-worker. The reason for the apology would be the husband of the celebrity hitting on the former co-worker. The former co-worker was really upset by it.
Group: "Spice Girls"
A list celebrity: Mel Brown "Scary Spice"
Co-worker: Mel Chisholm "Sporty Spice"
LAWYER 06/02 **#10**
This celebrity is supposedly the girlfriend to this foreign born B+ list actor who is always ready to take off his shirt for a role. Apparently she is not taking her bearding duties too seriously because she hooked up with this acronym rapper.
Celebrity: Alexa Chung
B+ list actor: Alexander Skarsgård
Rapper: A$AP Rocky
Event: Gucci Cruise 2017
LAWYER 06/02 **#11**
This kind of in exile reality star from the show that made him famous has been offered $250K if he can get his new bff/former athlete to appear on the show for multiple episodes. Scott Disick/Johnny Manziel ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")
LAWYER 06/02 **#12**
This one kind of sucks because I really like this actor and his wife. This very good looking foreign born actor is married. He has at least one franchise going. I guess it is not surprising considering he met his wife on a film set that he is hooking up with a current co-star who also happens to be married.
Actor: Aaron Taylor Johnson
Wife: Sam Taylor-Johnson (met on "Nowhere Boy")
Franchise: "Kick-Ass" and "Avengers"
Film: "Nocturnal Animals"
Co-star: Amy Adams
Actor: Paul Bettany
Wife: Jennifer Connelly (met on "A Beautiful Mind")
Franchise: Jarvis/Vision on "Avengers" and "Captain America"
Film: "Official Secrets"
Co-star: Natalie Dormer
LAWYER 06/02 **#13**
If you have read the site for any length of time, you know my number one rule of show business is to never leave a hit. You just never know if the stars will shine down on you again so milk every last drop off that hit. If Greys Anatomy is still on the air 20 years from now, Ellen Pompeo will still be there earning that check. Sometimes though, the situation becomes so difficult that you are left with no choice but to leave. This celebrity didnt want to leave the show. He follows the rule, but he had to leave because it was killing him to stay. He was not the first to leave but he will be missed more than the other who left. It is hard to come to work on a show, no matter how big it is if you are constantly being bullied and demeaned and treated like a second class citizen. If you do not suck up to the star of the show and literally call him the greatest the world has ever seen, then you will have a miserable time on the set. Being a bully is not something done for the cameras, it is a real life thing. Our celebrity said he was having trouble sleeping at night. He developed a nervous tic that would start when his tormentors name was mentioned. Our celebrity was having panic attacks and just could not keep kissing the butt of someone he really disliked and who showed no respect to the accomplishments of our celebrity. Ultimately, our celebrity had to walk away and for once I think it was the right move to make.
Actor: Michael Weatherly (Anthony DiNozzo)
Bully: Mark Harmon (forced co-creator Donald P. Bellisario to leave show)
Other actor who left: Cote de Pablo (Ziva David)
GOSSIP LIFE 06/03
Trouble in starlet paradise! This A-list starlet recently moved her boyfriend to the friend zone after he crashed a car high on a substance he shouldnt have been taking. Apparently he has his demons. Uh-oh! Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris
LAWYER 06/03 **#1**
This Academy Award winning actress may be headed to jail soon because she didnt pay her taxes. Her husband would talk her into serving the time for the couple. MoNique
LAWYER 06/03 **#2**
This A+ list rapper/mogul is being investigated by the FBI for money laundering and wire fraud. Jay Z
LAWYER 06/03 **#3**
The bosses at this TV Land show have told the male star of one of their shows to tone down his romance with his YouTube star boyfriend. The relationship also makes one of his female co-stars uncomfortable. A bit homophobic she is.
TV Land show: "Younger"
Male star: Nico Tortorella
YouTube star boyfriend: Kyle Krieger
Female co-star: Hilary Duff
LAWYER 06/03 **#4**
It is going to be interesting to see who becomes the new drug provider/boyfriend to this B list celebrity/model/offspring now that she has split from her most recent boyfriend. Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik
LAWYER 06/03 **#5**
This married but not to each other morning talk show couple had a multiple year fling but have split. Now, the show is suffering and the woman in this team is being asked to find a new job. Mika Brzezinski/Joe Scarborough ("Morning Joe") (And now the divorce of Mika is made public)
LAWYER 06/03 **#6**
Things have progressed to the point of no return for this A-/B+ list mostly television actress/offspring on a hit cable show. Track marks in several different places on her body. Emma Roberts "Scream Queens"
LAWYER 06/03 **#7**
This foreign born A- list actor who should be a Bond but wont be because the producers are too close minded shared a story recently. The actor, not known for being faithful was hitting on this C list celebrity who is an offspring and sometime companion of an annoying former tweener. The celebrity told our actor that she doesnt date guys of color. Idris Elba/Hailey Baldwin
LAWYER 06/03 **#8**
KINDNESS: This A- list mostly movie actor who has a fairly new superhero franchise but is most well known for comedies in this acting tree paid for the funeral of a homeless man who used to hang out at the local coffee shop of the actor. The actor talked to the guy several times each week for years. Paul Rudd ("Ant-Man")
LAWYER 06/03 **#9**
This reclusive celebrity who I am fascinated with should dig a little deeper with her immense resources and she will find her husband also cheated with the celebrity offspring of a person with a very famous name.
Reclusive celebrity: Athina Onassis
Husband: Alvaro de Miranda Neto known as 'Doda'
Celebrity offspring: Jessica Springsteen or Georgina Bloomberg
LAWYER 06/03 **#10**
He used to be the biggest star on the planet, but now this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor is trying to stay alive long enough to shoot what will be his last movie. Burt Reynolds ("Hear My Heart")
LAWYER 06/03 **#11**
This former tweener turned still a pain the ass A- list singer thinks he is being clever and getting away with using drugs in public. Everyone knows. Justin Bieber (sucking pacifier)
LAWYER 06/03 **#12**
This former A list celebrity/bad actress who still has A+ list name recognition probably hooks up with married guys when they are clients, but this is the first time I can remember her hooking up with a married guy publicly. They have been together a lot lately. Pamela Anderson
LAWYER 06/03 **#13**
Actors and actresses disappear from the public eye all the time. Sometimes you think they are gone but they are just making straight to video or nowadays straight to On Demand movies. Unless you go looking specifically for their work, you probably would forget they even were popular. It is much more rare for someone who was at the top to disappear in a second. It happened to this actress. Back in the day before the internet, this actress was front page tabloid material for a good two years. She wasnt really even acting all that much when she was tabloid material. She was primarily a model, although, I think it is fair to say that some of the time she was being paid for more than just modeling. Anyway she hooked up with a permanent A+ list singer and it was cover story stuff. The breakup was even more cover story stuff. When they did break up, she actually started getting solid acting roles and even was a main character on a long running network hit. When it ended her career did to. Kind of. Coming off a hit like that, she had tons of offers. One of the offers she chose to accept was on a movie. Nothing big budget, but a nice role and a good paycheck. It would be the end of her career. On the set was this former A list actor who was trying to make a comeback. It took him awhile to make that comeback and he still is not at the level he was back in the day even though just as many people know his name. Anyway, the two got involved on the set. Unbeknownst to our actress, the actor was involved with someone he eventually would marry. When our actress found out she broke off the on set hookup, but our actor decided he was going to have sex with her one more time. He assaulted our actress and for good measure, his soon to be wife heard about the assault and instead of being supportive, actually threatened our actress because the soon to be wife didnt want anything to derail the comeback of the actor. Our actress has never recovered and never worked again.
Actress: Julianne Phillips
Ex-husband: Bruce Springsteen
TV show: "Sisters"
Movie: "Allie & Me"
Actor: Harry Hamlin
Wife: Lisa Rinna
LAWYER 06/04 **#1**
Apparently the licensing deals are not enough income for this part-time celebrity/reality star. Now, she has decided to auction off everything she can that belonged to her source of income. Pat Houston (Whitney Houstons sister)
LAWYER 06/04 **#2**
Apparently this A- list singer has learned his lesson when it comes to beating women. Now he punches them in the stomach instead of the face and gets his kicks from making them do things that make TagThe Sponsor activities look tame. Chris Brown
LAWYER 06/04 **#3**
This actor has been and will seemingly always be good looking. He is that guy you throw into a movie who doesnt have much talent but looks good. He is best known for his role in that pay cable show turned franchise. Anyway, he has been hitting the casting couch hard to get any role he can. They are all obscure and some are foreign, but at least he is getting work. Jason Lewis ("Sex and the City")
LAWYER 06/04 **#4**
Keeping with that obscure theme, this former A+ list mostly television actor who hit it really big once and big a second time crashed and burned this past year. No worries. Overseas where his name is still A+ list because they like those 80s fashions, he picks up obscene amounts of money to say a few lines in a foreign movie. Oh, and gets his pick of the actresses. Don Johnson ("Miami Vice" and "Nash Bridges") ("Blood & Oil") ("Sick Note" filming in London)
LAWYER 06/05 **#1**
This Teen Mom thinks she is going to make a fortune making videos. The only thing is, if she does make videos and tries to commercialize them, she will be sued by MTV. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 06/05 **#2**
This acting couple might go to jail, but there is no way they are surrendering all of their blackmail videos featuring this A list acting couple. Trisha Campbell/Duane Martin (Will and Jada Pinkett Smith)
LAWYER 06/05 **#3**
This current reality show judge who is a former singer is desperate for money because her husband has gone through tens of millions of dollars of her money because of his schemes which always lose money. Mel B/Stephen Belafonte ("Americas Got Talent")
LAWYER 06/05 **#4**
This now A-/B+ list singer who does not get to work much, probably couldnt work more, even if she wanted because she is back on drugs and is barely conscious for large portions of each day. Kesha
GOSSIP LIFE 06/06
While all the public buzz is regarding an iconic role and its casting, a source hints a war is set to begin over another iconic role that is set to open up. Its basically a license to print money and fame, thanks to merchandise and sequels. For one A-list especially, its considered a real steal. Hes on a bad run of four and is said to have dropped a subtle hint to an agent that he may be interested. Him and several others. Hugh Jackman ("Wolverine")/Jake Gyllenhaal ("Demolition", "Everest", "Southpaw", "Accidental Love")
LAWYER 06/06 **#1**
Despite being a celebrity himself, this talk show host refuses to go to events unless he can find some other celebrity even more famous than himself to be his date. He likes people to see him with famous people so he feels better about himself. Andy Cohen "Watch What Happens Live"
LAWYER 06/06 **#2**
The black sheep son of this reality family is continuing to get medically treated for his mental issues and there are some, especially in his own family who think he is not capable of making decisions for himself. Rob Kardashian
LAWYER 06/06 **#3**
This former A list television actor who has been in this space several times over the past year is licking his wounds after his failed attempt at a return to television, twice last season. Our actor likes to tell the world how supportive of women he is and especially highlights a certain panel he leads for women. The only reason he does it is to pick up women. Rob Lowe "The Grinder" and "You, Me and the Apocalypse"
LAWYER 06/06 **#4**
This former celebrity turned reality host, turned talk show host, turned failed actress, turned celebrity who is married to a celebrity/actor is sweating bullets because an ex-con boyfriend of hers is about to write a tell all book about what she is really like. Jenny McCarthy (Donnie Wahlberg)
LAWYER 06/06 **#5**
This celebrity dad/actor who is more famous now for who his offspring is than his own lucky career is cheating on his wife again. Don Johnson (Dakota)/Miami Vice, the character Det. James "Sonny" Crockett (Don Johnson) smoked unfiltered Lucky Strikes
LAWYER 06/06 **#6**
This foreign born one album wonder (so far) says that being friends with this A+ list singer dominates her life. She says it is like being in a cult and that you can go from no contact to being with her 24/7 and that you always have to be on call and ready. She says she cut short a vacation just to spend 18 hours with the singer who then sent her back on her way. Lorde (Taylor Swift)
LAWYER 06/06 **#7**
This rapper/reality star f**ker with the name that cant quite decide where he is from says he made $100K in one night selling drugs to celebrities last month. French Montana
LAWYER 06/06 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor just cant help himself. Despite being married to a much younger wife after years of being married to a fellow A lister, he is cheating with someone even younger than his wife on the set of his new movie.
Actor: Bruce Willis
Ex-wife: Demi Moore
Current wife: Emma Heming
LAWYER 06/06 **#9**
This former A- list mostly movie actress helped break up a marriage while also destroying her own relationship. Looks like that was all for nothing because she is cheating on that guy with another guy she met on the set of her new movie.
Actress: Julia Roberts
Relationship: Benjamin Bratt
Broke up marriage: Daniel Moder (Vera Steimberg)
New movie: "Money Monster"
LAWYER 06/06 **#10**
Quite the little love triangle going on in Australia on that American exported talent show. One of the judges used to be involved with this married former A- list singer but now he is hooking up with another one of the judges who is more well known outside Australia. "Australias Got Talent"/Kelly Osbourne/Eddie Perfect
LAWYER 06/06 **#11**
The married offspring of this permanent A list singer is a celebrity herself in the family business. Apparently she has also picked up the drug addiction gene from dad too because she is in desperate need of rehab. Carnie Wilson (Brian Wilson) or Chynna Phillips (John Phillips)/"Wilson Phillips"
LAWYER 06/06 **#12**
This former Housewife was all over this old, permanent A+ list actor/director. She was begging him for any part he could give her. He had no idea who she was and if he could run any longer probably would have. Joanna Krupa ("The Real Housewives of Miami")/Clint Eastwood ("2nd Annual Art for Animals Fundraiser Evening For Eastwood Ranch Foundation")
LAWYER 06/06 **#13**
In the wake of the death of Aaliyah, certain record producers were looking for someone else who could step into her shoes in more than one way. As I have told you before, Aaliyah was sexually abused as a minor by several producers and was treated like a piece of meat to be bought and sold by different moguls up to the time she died. A couple of years after she died, a fairly large record producer started making some calls about a singer he had working out of his studio. She was 15 and eager and soon, different label heads were scouting her. When they heard her voice and then saw how she looked, they started scouting her even harder. She was sleeping with one of the producers, the one who made the initial calls. Soon, she was sold to this pseudo porn star/celebrity sibling. He loves controlling vulnerable women. It is his specialty. Anyway, he started controlling the career of this singer. He brought her to the attention of this A+ list rapper/mogul and he signed her to a deal. By the time all the ink was dry she was just shy of being legal. Didnt stop the mogul. He liked to sample the new talent. He was sampling her on a fairly regular basis, BUT he also was involved with a current A+ list singer who was in his face every day. Our brand new signee did fairly well. Her first record sold a decent number of copies and she had some quality singles. The thing is though, that porn star in charge of her career was feuding with the mogul and told the mogul he would not be allowed to hook up with the singer again. I assume he thought the mogul would think she was something special. Apparently not as special as the current A+ lister because the new signee was dropped and the word put out on the street. No record deals for her from any label. When someone ignored the edict, they were paid a visit. If the visits were ignored then other steps were taken. This was a total lock down of a career that lasted almost a decade. The porn star cost his client her singing career but he didnt care because he was with so many different women who were all earning for him that she was just a drop in the bucket. Lately, the singer has come back into the spotlight and apparently she is now allowed to record and is starting to make a name for herself again.
Initial producer: Irv Gotti
Porn star/celebrity sibling: Ray J (home porn tape with Kim Kardashian) (brother of Brandy Norwood)
A+ list rapper/mogul: Sean "P Diddy" Combs
A+ list singer: Jennifer Lopez
GOSSIP LIFE 06/07
2016 has yet to have a huge box office bomb, but according to a source that is soon set to change. Its a Summertime SFX-fest with little story (and dreadful test reviews) and, subject to change but as of right now, one of the largest marketing budgets ever. Itll likely cost a few hundred jobs with the stink itll make. It may even claim a couple of high levels scalps. Similar to John Carter in impact. "The Legend of Tarzan"
LAWYER 06/07 **#1**
This actor is mostly movies and is about B+. To me it seems like he alternates his franchise with Nicholas Sparks type books to movies. Anyway, he is getting more bold with his lifestyle choices and has started recently wearing womens clothes on red carpets. Ansel Elgort
LAWYER 06/07 **#2**
Our favorite B list foreign born singer/actress got a huge check. Really big. For someone with the lack of success she has as a singer she got a big settlement. A keep quiet about things big settlement. Now she can start fresh and be bad somewhere else. Rita Ora (settled a legal dispute with her record label Roc Nation, owned by Jay Z)
LAWYER 06/07 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor and his B list actress wife had a good couple of months thanks to a life event but all of their other issues are starting to pop back up again. I think he sticks around because he doesnt want the world to see him fail in yet another high profile relationship. Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively
LAWYER 06/07 **#4**
This annoying A- list singer is having some issues with her boyfriend. Considering he is the one who scores all her coke for her, and her addiction, she should be more concerned for their future than she is. She also treats him like crap when he is slow to come up with more coke. Ariana Grande/Ricky Alvare
LAWYER 06/07 **#5**
With no money in his bank account again, this celebrity offspring/B+ list actress is being used as an ATM again by her on again boyfriend. Im not sure why she keeps taking him back or using her like this. Dakota Johnson (A week later she split with him again. Hopefully for good) (Matthew Hitt)
LAWYER 06/07 **#6**
KINDNESS: This actress is probably best known for her work on Broadway. I think that is a great forum for her, but her comedy is better displayed in movies and television. She has been in some blinds in the past, but she has done something pretty remarkable. The actress, who is probably B+ list has raised close to $50M for charities. She plays so many events for free so the organizers can keep all the funds. She signs things they can sell. She does meet and greets they can sell. She is an unstoppable force who probably does almost as many paying gigs as non-paying in any given year. Kristin Chenoweth
LAWYER 06/07 **#7**
This foreign born Academy Award winning actress took her actor boyfriend back. She took him back because she thought he has been faithful. Nope. Still out there having sex with any woman who recognizes him. Alicia Vikander/Michael Fassbender
LAWYER 06/07 **#8**
This daytime talk show host was spotted doing a couple of lines of coke at a party this past week. Not something she is really known for doing so publicly and definitely not something her uptight boyfriend would condone. Adrienne Bailon ("The Real")/gospel singer Israel Houghton
LAWYER 06/07 **#9**
This married foreign born A list soccer player definitely has a bad reputation when it comes to his on field behavior. Off the field there are a few male escorts in his home country and where he plays who have broken body parts showing his off the field behavior is not much better. Luis Suárez (club: Barcelona) (born in Salto, Uruguay); or Pepe (club: Real Madrid) (born in Maceió, Brazil)
LAWYER 06/07 **#10**
This former member of an interchangeable singing group is making more money escorting than any of her other "legit" projects. She is pretty upfront about who she is in her ads. Nicole Scherzinger ("The Pussycat Dolls")
LAWYER 06/07 **#11**
As he sets his sights on the biggest move in his career, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor lost his temper with a guy at a bar and punched him. If the guy ends up suing rather than settling it could cost our actor his future $100M job. Tom Hiddleston ("James Bond")/Wizard World Comic Con Philadelphia 2016
LAWYER 06/07 **#12**
This A list singer/part-time reality star is always around for the fun, but somehow manages to always skip any family time with his A list singer girlfriend. Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani
LAWYER 06/07 **#13**
I think if 90s shows aired when there was this 24/7 news cycle and Twitter, that the decade would have been amazing for gossip. As it was, all I remember all of the time was Shannen Doherty on tabloid cover after tabloid cover feuding with someone or doing drugs with someone. I literally could fill pages with items from these shows. The stars from the shows who were basically one and done love talking about those days.
#1 This show actually barely qualifies for a 90s show. The cast hated each other. The parents and kids warred wth each other. The daughter on the show was underage and hooking up with a crew member. She was an out of control bulimic who crashed and burned as soon as the show ended. Andrea Elson (Lynn Tanner) "Alf"
#2 The actress from #1 says the producers and writers were a certain level of creepy but you could deal with it. You knew what to expect. She says that when she went to this very short lived 90s show with at the time an A+ list actor not much older than her that he was super creepy. As in, scary, dont ever want to be alone with him creepy. The kind of guy she would find in her dressing room going through her stuff creepy. He still has A+ list name recognition. Kirk Cameron "Kirk"
#3 This show ran almost a decade. Hell, it was longer than that in all of its different forms. It was filmed outside the US so it kind of stayed beneath the radar as far as gossip. One of the actors who was on a couple of different versions of the show also had the most drama surrounding him. He would sleep in his trailer a lot because his girlfriend at the time and now wife would catch him cheating. He left her so many times that no one ever knew if they were together until she would invariably come to the set screaming for him. Im shocked they are still together after the horror stories she and the cast have shared about the relationship. He doesnt get much work any longer because of his reputation from the show. Michael Shanks/Lexa Doig ("Stargate SG-1"; "Stargate: Atlantis"; "SGU Stargate Universe"; "Stargate SG-1: Children of the Gods - Final Cut (Video)"; "Stargate: Continuum (Video)"; "Stargate: The Ark of Truth (Video)"
81. NY POST/PAGE
1. Which married TV star regularly has models and beauty queens sent to his home for quiet "dates" when his wife is out of town? Steve Harvey
2. What Andy Cohen crony threw a drunken fit at Marcus Samuelssons Red Rooster? When asked to wait for a table, she yelled, "Dont you know who I am?" Kelly Ripa or Bethenny Frankel
Hollywood is no stranger to stereotype casting. "Scandals" Kerry Washington and "Master of None" star and executive producer Aziz Ansari have come face to face with this reality on multiple occasions throughout their careers. The actors swapped nightmare stories during a sit-down for Varietys fourth season of "Actors on Actors." "Before Scandal, I was actually cast in two other pilots. Both went to series, but I was fired and recast," Washington said. "For both, it was because they wanted me to sound more girlfriend, more like hood, more urban.'" While Washington experienced the repercussions of not fitting a certain stereotype, she soon discovered that it wasnt exclusive to racial cliches. "I definitely feel like Im at that point where its nice to not have to sit at home and wait to be invited to the party, but to be creating work for yourself," Washington added. "Wonderfalls"
LAWYER 06/08 **#1**
This former A+ list rapper loved the attention he got this past weekend and is designing other ways to maximize the attention he gets without actually doing anything. He certainly is married to the right person for that. Kanye West (pop-up concert)
LAWYER 06/08 **#2**
This Italian born A list soccer star has lots of wild sexual adventures, but for what he says is his protection, he always includes his brother. Umm, yeah. Mario Barwuah Balotelli/Enoch Barwuah
LAWYER 06/08 **#3**
The wife of this foreign born dual threat actor had a date with someone other than her husband. She was much more intimate in public with the date than she ever is with her husband. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
LAWYER 06/08 **#4**
This celebrity sibling of an almost permanent A list singer was a no show to a big event for the sister the other night. Between her meds and the booze she drinks, it would have been way too volatile of a situation for her. Solange Knowles/Beyoncé/Council of Fashion Designers of America (CFDA) Fashion Icon
LAWYER 06/08 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actor is hating life right now. First, his big budget starring chance bombed big time earlier this year. Even though he is a really good actor, he just cant break through to that A list level. Also, his friends keep telling him things they kept secret from him while he was dating this former A list mostly movie actress. He knew about her drinking, but apparently she cheated on him all of the time and everyone knew but him. Garrett Hedlund ("Pan")/Kirsten Dunst
LAWYER 06/08 **#6**
This home improvement reality star is cheating on his co-star wife with a woman who works at a hardware store. Apparently this has been a year long fling. Tarek and Christina El Moussa/"Flip or Flop" (Apparently there was also a nanny)
LAWYER 06/08 **#7**
Back in the day she was an A lister. The nighttime soap queen. These days, not so much. Apparently she is back on drugs and her family is trying to get her to go back to rehab. Heather Locklear
LAWYER 06/08 **#8**
This B+ list actress only gets that high because she returned to her daytime roots for a bit has an interesting collection of exes. She says that her most high profile ex who has treated her like crap since they split actually tried to hook up with her a couple of months ago. He is married.
Actress: Vanessa Marcil
Ex: Brian Austin Green (married to Megan Fox)
Dated: Corey Feldman, Vince Neil, Antonio Sabato Jr., Nathan Fillion, Tyler Christopher, Jeremy Piven, Prince
LAWYER 06/08 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has two franchises to his credit has always had trouble staying sober. His latest relapse has him shooting up heroin rather than just snorting it. He looks awful. Shia LaBeouf ("Transformers" and "Nymphomaniac")
LAWYER 06/08 **#10**
This A list mostly television actress on a very hit very long running network comedy has spent several hours the past few days looking at engagement rings for herself. She is the Jennifer Love Hewitt of this decade. Just jumps right in repeatedly. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")
LAWYER 06/08 **#11**
This reality star son of a permanent A+ list singer is trying to sell a sex tape that he made with his girlfriend. Apparently the selling is not going well because he has trouble performing and the sex is just painful to watch. Sean Stewart (Rod Stewart/Playboy Playmate Daisy Lea
LAWYER 06/08 **#12**
This Academy Award winning A+ list mostly movie actor is being paid $50K by modeling agencies for every model he goes on a date with or even just for being photographed with them. Apparently their rate shoots up immediately for bookings and the agencies are making the money they pay out back almost right away. Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 06/08 **#13**
#1 This former A+ list actor and director who is trying to mount a comeback to A status the past couple of years used to have it written into his contract that editing needed to add in hair to his receding hairline. This was before CGI got good so more often than not when there was a closeup, his hair looked awful. Kevin Costner
#2 This beloved 70s and 80s star worked in some movies in the 90s and still has A+ list name recognition and some popular offspring. The reason she stopped working in movies was not retirement so much as no directors ever wanting to work with her if she was cast because she always had final cut in her movies during the 90s so they all ended up being bombs. Goldie Hawn
#3 This 80s A+ list actress is now barely in demand for any movies. She used to be married to an A+ lister who has been A list for a few decades. Our actress stopped getting roles after she fired multiple directors and directors of photography because they were not shooting her the way she wanted. She also fired writers who didnt give her enough dialogue. Kim Basinger/Alec Baldwin
GOSSIP LIFE 06/09
This former A-list celebrity was THE party girl in the 90s and while shes giving up a lot of her promiscuous ways, theres one thing she hasnt surrendered just yet her love of cocaine. It shocks even her 90s friends that she still manages to shovel so much away, and shes known to mix the Columbian marching powder with various other narcotics and bring-me-downs. Kate Moss
POST/PAGE SIX 06/09
1. Which husband of a news anchor slept with a bridesmaid at a wedding weeks before his own, then begged the babe not to tell?
2. Which gaunt actress insisted stylists make her look even thinner than her stick-insectlike co-star for a glossy mag shoot?
LAWYER 06/09 **#1**
This talk show host is someone you all know despite the fact she just launched a new show. She was a mess at a taping this week. Seriously, if she does not get rehab soon, she will die. Chelsea Handler
LAWYER 06/09 **#2**
What had just been sniping between these two leads for the next installment of their franchise has turned into war. An epic battle of phone calls and texts and e-mails to producers and to the now departed director to take their side. Casting and amounts of dialogue and trailers and days off and a million other things they are fighting over. Apparently it had even affected the marriage of the now departed director.
Movie: "Pitch Perfect 3"
Leads: Anna Kendrick/Rebel Wilson
Departed director: Elizabeth Banks
LAWYER 06/09 **#3**
CMT MUSIC AWARDS: Im not sure why this female singing group was even at the show, but whatever clothes they were wearing, I hope they owned because they were basically hotboxing in the limo on the way over and every reporter was laughing at how wasted they were and how badly they reeked of pot. "Fifth Harmony"
LAWYER 06/09 **#4**
This former A list tweener turned A- list adult singer is doing press for his new record and every word coming out of his mouth about it is a lie. The guy needs to come out and stop circling around everything. Nick Jonas
LAWYER 06/09 **#5**
CMT MUSIC AWARDS: I was not planning on making this coming out hour, but it worked out this way. This A list pro athlete is always talking about women or going on one date with a woman or having a publicist spread stories for a week about some crush he has on an actress, but he is only interested in guys. J.J. Watt
LAWYER 06/09 **#6**
If this A list reality star is pregnant as is the buzz, there will definitely need to be a paternity test between at least four contenders. Khloé Kardashian
LAWYER 06/09 **#7**
CMT Awards: One person who definitely will not be invited back to the show is this anchor/reporter/host who ticked off everyone she came into contact with. No one had anything nice to say about her and her demands were out of control. Erin Andrews
LAWYER 06/09 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor and his actress wife are thisclose to splitting. Yeah, he has cheated, but this is just one of those things where they are not getting along and are complete opposites. Chris Pratt/Anna Faris
LAWYER 06/09 **#9**
This closeted married former athlete turned celebrity who doesnt do that great of a job hiding in the closet has been hitting the booze hard lately. At an event this week he was wasted and trying to hook up with that former dancer turned tweener type actor turned B list actor who was on a hit network show.
Athlete: Sean Avery
B list actor: Nolan Gerard Funk (Hunter Clarington on "Glee")
Event: A Love Affair With World Oceans Day
LAWYER 06/09 **#10**
This aging Academy Award winner was out with his girlfriend out of the country at dinner and when she went to the restroom, our actor went and got the phone number of a woman who was seated at the bar. Richard Gere (although not an Academy Award winner)/Alejandra Silva
LAWYER 06/09 **#11**
This permanent A list mostly movie comic actor has split from his girlfriend. It seems like a split since he is staying with another woman at one of his other homes. Eddie Murphy/Paige Butcher
LAWYER 06/09 **#12**
A minor war is going on right now between this B+ list mostly movie actress with a lucrative side gig and this celebrity married to an A+ lister. The B+ lister is accusing the wife of the A+ lister from stealing some of her best employees for the wifes new side gig. Jessica Alba (The Honest Company)/Camila Alves ("Yummy Spoonfuls")
LAWYER 06/09 **#13**
This actor is A list. Academy Award winner/nominee. Considered a great actor with a history of some questionable hookups that had long term implications. Generally considered to be an a-hole. Also landed a role in a sure fire billion dollar box office movie. A couple of weeks ago I was talking to someone about the place where our actor is from. We had been talking about other celebrities from this place because the person lived there for most of their life. At one point he brings up the actors name and does that thing where they assume you know the story. I kind of turned my head and needed it repeated. I actually set down my booze for a second because the one liner was crazy. I wanted the whole story. The actor came back after not being there for awhile and acting like a big shot and there were women wanting him but he wanted this one woman. She had a boyfriend and had no interest in the actor. For three days he kept bugging her and bugging her. She refused. After the third day of this, the actor has the boyfriend beat up to the point where he had to be admitted to the hospital. Permanently damaged his jaw. He then had these same guys find the woman and dragged her from the supermarket where she worked. The guys brought her to the actor at his hotel. He raped her and beat her for an entire night. When she attacked him when he was not looking he grew even more violent and then told the guys to dump her somewhere and he didnt care whether she lived or not. So, they dumped her in the middle of nowhere. Literally 20 miles from any phones or homes. Somehow she made it out to a road and flagged someone down and they helped her. She went to the hospital and the police but the police wouldnt touch her case. Newspapers there wouldnt report it. No one did. Her family tried. The boyfriend tried. Nobody would do anything. This doesnt mean our actor is welcome back there any longer though. They all know, but they just didnt want to do what was right.
Actor: Benicio Del Toro
Born: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Movie: "Star Wars: Episode VIII"
Hookups: daughter with Kimberly Stewart (daughter of Rod Stewart); dated Alicia Silverstone, Chiara Mastroianni (daughter of Marcello Mastroianni and Catherine Deneuve), Heather Graham, Sophie Dahl (grandparents Roald Dahl and Patricia Neal), Scarlett Johansson, Sara Foster (daughter of David Foster), Lindsay Lohan, Catherine Keener
Police connection: Parents Gustavo Adolfo Del Toro Bermúdez and Fausta Genoveva Sánchez Rivera, who were both lawyers. Many of Del Toro's relatives are involved in Puerto Rico's legal system
This housewifes inexplicable longevity on a certain show is more complicated than viewers think. Aside from the obvious fact (to all from the south) that she is a FRAUD, it is easy to see that one influential gay man is enamored with someone he may or may not have had contact with prior to his prison stint. He continues to have interaction with that mans son (Son? Arent there supposed to be two???) on numerous occasions that go above and beyond what he has done with the multitudes of other spawn on "his" franchises. But this chick is GOOD. I heard she wormed her way into her boss house! This is unheard of. The OG Very Rich B*tch has never been invited there! A couple of Yankee housewives have been there, but she is the only one from the show her that boss considers a "monkey act" (quote from those in the know) let in. Somehow misogyny and racism is just written off by black women when it comes to this guy. My sources say this dude is dying for a Big Three network position as a host. For one thing, there is no Big Three anymore. And he really wants to cohost with his "good friend" but my sources say he will never work in daytime TV. And while he salivates for it, he is BEGGING networks for night-time TV hosting gigs. But he has done himself in according to my sources. Anyway, this blind is not about him. Its about the putrid excuse of a mother who successfully wormed her way into her boss apartment WHILE UNDER CONSTRUCTION! I wonder what happened there? Probably something unholy. This b*tch is trying to set herself up to be the next Al Sharpton. And that sort of goal tells us all we need to know. Expect to see her on next seasons show. Some are dumber than a box of hammers. Not her. But we are laughing at him more than ever in the ATL.
Gay man/contact with: Andy Cohen/Apollo Nida
Fraud: Phaedra Parks (Ayden Nida "Mr. President")
OG Very Rich B*tch: Nene Leakes
Co-host/"good friend": "Live With Kelly"/Kelly Ripa
(British blog) The consort of which major fashion celebrity got so drunk in front of her friends that he accidentally puked all over Marc Jacobs? Kate Moss/Nikolai von Bismarck
GOSSIP LIFE 06/10
This ecstatic A-list billionaire is set to host a fabulous party very soon over a recent personal victory. Expect many celebrities to attend. He has a habit of inviting nerds and outcasts because his love of tech trumps his love of celebrities, so we may see a picture or two of the cast of Silicon Valley gawking at Lena Dunham. Peter Thiel (Co-founder of PayPal) bankrupts "Gawker"
LAWYER 06/10 **#1**
This former harry Potter star was in his favorite vacation spot again this week. Drunk as anyone had ever seen him, he was asking every woman he met to go back to his hotel for sex. At the end of the evening he puked outside the bar before one of the women made sure he made it back to his hotel, but not his room. Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)
LAWYER 06/10 **#2**
This foreign born reality star from a franchise that probably does not have many seasons left in it already has a new guy on the hook and is reeling him in. He has dropped $50K on a vacation with her and there is no sign of what made her divorced in the first place. Yolanda Hadid "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
LAWYER 06/10 **#3**
Wanting to keep her secrets intact, this A+ list singer is trying to make a deal with people suing her foreign born main ghostwriter who does a bit of A- list singing himself. She doesnt want him to have to talk about his work under oath. No one knows she uses ghostwriters. Taylor Swift/Ed Sheeran
LAWYER 06/10 **#4**
This A list director sends out his tough guys and the next thing you know people backpedal faster than in a horror movie. Bryan Singer
LAWYER 06/10 **#5**
This former tweener turned B list singer in a group has a new girlfriend. She almost died thanks to him. She was choking on her vomit after passing out from the drugs he gave her but he was too out of it to do anything about it. Someone came through the room to use a bathroom and saw her and saved her. Joe Jonas/Eileen Kelly
LAWYER 06/10 **#6**
Like Spencer and Heidi before her, this married B list celebrity/part-time porn star is blowing all of her money on a singing career. Why do people always think they will make a fortune singing? Courtney Stodden
LAWYER 06/10 **#7**
This married to an actress foreign born A- list mostly movie actor used to do serious things. Now, he mainly does superhero movies. It looks like he finally got his heroin addiction under control. He has been trying to stop since Philip Seymour Hoffman died. It has been a long battle. Paul Bettany/Jennifer Connelly (Jarvis/Vision "Avengers")
LAWYER 06/10 **#8**
If you are an A+ list actor and you want discreet sex, the person to talk to is this married former A list mostly movie actor who still has A list name recognition. He knows everyone because of his side gig and has a list of men and women and he doesnt even charge a fee for his services. Tobey Maguire (poker player)
LAWYER 06/10 **#9**
KINDNESS: This actress has been around forever and has been a kindness blind before. She is known best for some movies she did with a director who always works with the same people and always wears the same clothes. Anyway, the other night, our actress, who does have a new show premiering, spent an hour taking photos with fans who had surrounded her at an event. Literally never stopped smiling or laughing and hugging the entire time. Just a great person.
Actress: Joey Lauren Adams (CMT Awards)
New show: "Still the King" on CMT
Director: Kevin Smith
LAWYER 06/10 **#10**
Back in the day, this then model turned actress who has definitely been A list in her career but mainly for hit television shows had a little bet going with her friends. Every movie she did, she slept with the leading actor. It started when she actually did have relationships with them, so her friends dared her to keep it going. So, she stars in this movie back in the day with this actor turned talk show host. Hated him. Somehow she forced herself to flirt with him and then slept with him and never spoke to him again outside of dialogue in the film. Candice Bergen ("Murphy Brown" and "Boston Legal")/Charles Grodin ("11 Harrowhouse") or Cybill Shepherd ("Moonlighting" and "Cybill")/Charles Grodin ("The Heartbreak Kid")
LAWYER 06/10 **#11**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: The mother of this A/A+ list movie actress who died too young lived her entire life off the money she was paid by her daughters first husband who wanted to marry the underage actress and was willing to pay a lot and did. Jean Harlow (Charles "Chuck" McGrew, heir to a large fortune)
LAWYER 06/10 **#12**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This iconic A+ list movie actress who lived a very hidden life after leaving Hollywood mastered the art of not spending any of her own money. During almost her entire Hollywood run she charged/billed everything to whatever studio she was working for. Everything from mortgages to her utility bills. She would only eat at places that were willing to bill the studio for her meals. If the studio ever tried to deduct them from her salary she would threaten all kinds of nasty spillage of secrets. Greta Garbo
LAWYER 06/10 **#13**
This female rapper was headed to A list when she was killed. The thing is, the right person has never been caught for her murder. Oh, sure there has been someone who confessed to taking part in the killings, but there were no consequences for that confession. In addition, in this city, if you have enough cash, you can make just about any crime have a non existent investigation. The person behind the killings was also the person in charge of her career. Apparently he wanted her dead for a few reasons. One, she was hooking up with people other than himself and he didnt appreciate that. Second, she wanted to move on to another person who she thought would take her career to another level. Third, she knew about his drug dealing and money laundering being done at monster levels. He thought if she left to go with someone else that she might spill the secrets. So, he had her killed and then went to her funeral. She did actually spill her secrets. She left behind some diaries which her husband found when he got out of jail. He tried to make some quick cash extorting the killer. Instead, he wound up dead too.
Female rapper: Magnolia Shorty
Confessed: Gregory "Rabbit" Stewart
Husband: Carl Bridgewater
Controlled her career: Birdman
Wanted to move on to: Lil Wayne
LAWYER 06/11 **#1**
Another set of celebrity parents who just dont care their underage daughter is hooking up with a way older guy. Oh, and as a bonus is a very very well known celebrity drug dealer. What could go wrong in this situation? The oldest child almost died of drugs, so apparently they didnt learn any kind of lesson. Sofia Richie (father Lionel, sister Nicole)
LAWYER 06/11 **#2**
Over the years, this A list director/former actor has convinced everyone his wife was legal when they started dating. Nope. She was well under age as was his custom back then.
LAWYER 06/11 **#3**
This B list mostly television actor probably thought he would be getting tons of work when that long running hit cable show ended. Not so much. Some. Anyway, this actor is married now, but he has always worn a wedding band because he only ever wanted to date women who were willing to date a married guy. Vincent Kartheiser "Mad Men"
LAWYER 06/11 **#4**
The biggest superhero of the past few months is already cheating on his new girlfriend with a fan he met. Well, the relationship with his girlfriend started off as cheating so what can you expect. Chris Evans ("Captain America")/Jenny Slate
LAWYER 06/12 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This A list legend was on radio and television as an A lister for over four decades. His wife was notorious for cutting off anyone from their life if they had not had a hit in awhile. Then, if they did strike it big again, there she was, front and center like she never left. Jack Benny/Mary Livingstone
LAWYER 06/12 **#2**
Even though this A list director is listed in the credits of this Christmas classic, he was fired by the lead actor not long into filming.
Director: Chris Columbus
Movie: "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation"
Actor: Chevy Chase
LAWYER 06/12 **#3**
She had been doing so well, but this B+ list mostly television actress on a soon to end hit pay cable show is back to being a horror on set and the crew dont ever want to work with her again. Emmy Rossum "Shameless"
LAWYER 06/12 **#4**
Considering how homophobic this rapper turned mogul is, it should be an interesting conversation when his child comes out as gay to the mogul. Sean "P Diddy" Combs/Justin; 50 Cent/Marquise Jackson
GOSSIP LIFE 06/13
This former A-list actress is becoming increasingly erratic. Her bizarre, nonsensical superstitions were tolerated by the upper echelon when she was on the A-list, but now no one wants to put with her and her weird cult. Kirstie Alley (Scientology)
This A+ list songstress is boasting about a sold out stadium tour but less than half of the seats are even available to sell not to mention a barely there field level section. Beyoncé
LAWYER 06/13 **#1**
TONY AWARDS: This television/movie acting couple who usually seem so loving towards each other were anything but last night. Their driver said they argued the entire way to the show and it was not a quiet hey there is a driver in the front seat argument but a full on war. Claire Danes/Hugh Dancy
LAWYER 06/13 **#2**
TONY AWARDS: This acting couple consists of a more well known theatre actress and her more well known for B+ list mostly movie actor partner. They win the award for most wasted on drugs at the event last night.
LAWYER 06/13 **#3**
TONY AWARDS: This foreign born A- list model was the paid date of a producer who always brags about how much he pays well known models to accompany him to events and then his home later in the night.
LAWYER 06/13 **#4**
TONY AWARDS: This once a year hit singer was all over some random woman who was most definitely not his actress girlfriend. Josh Groban (girlfriend - Kat Dennings)
LAWYER 06/13 **#5**
KINDNESS: This actress is B+ list. She made some headlines a couple of years ago when her husband cheated on her and got publicly busted. Anyway, she is helping raise funds for an 8 year old boy with an inoperable brain tumor. His family has medical and travel costs to travel back and forth for treatment. The boys father works in the area where the father of our actress lives. She has called on friends in LA to donate tickets to their shows along with meet-and-greets, as well as walk-on roles in some shows; these will be auctioned off at a large fundraiser. Mary McCormack (husband Michael Morris director of "Smash" photographed kissing Katharine McPhee)
LAWYER 06/13 **#6**
This back in the day A lister who is now addicted to booze with a celebrity offspring actress used to have a woman he slept with each time his wife would go out of town. The crazy thing is, the wife and the woman were best friends. Don Johnson (Dakota Johnson)/Melanie Griffith
LAWYER 06/13 **#7**
This foreign born former A+ list boy bander turned solo singer is under intense pressure to check into rehab. He is at the point though where drugs mean more than anything else. Zayn Malik
LAWYER 06/13 **#8**
This A list model who was on the cover of that issue people seem to care about is turning into a not half bad actress is really not all that busy. She has an assistant who says that the only job she really has is to get a couple of coffees each day and to pick up lunch. Otherwise she just sits around talking to the model. Brooklyn Decker/Sports Illustrated cover 2010 ("Grace and Frankie")
LAWYER 06/13 **#9**
This former tweener turned B+ list singer is going to come out. She has always kept her girlfriends hidden but in the wake of her most recent breakup, her next public relationship will be with a woman she has been seeing for awhile. Demi Lovato (Wilmer Valderrama)
LAWYER 06/13 **#10**
This Australian actress set to be A list very shortly only agreed to represent a perfume line if she could make a car ad like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. Margot Robbie ("Suicide Squad" and "The Legend of Tarzan")
LAWYER 06/13 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actor seemingly works in nothing but franchises. He is closeted and even was marred at one point in time. He is cheating on his long time boyfriend with an investment banker. Jeremy Renner/Kristoffer Winters
LAWYER 06/13 **#12**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Her first film was essentially her last. This actress had been a hit in theatre when she met this A+ list director. One of the all-time greatest directors. They hooked up while he was married and eventually he left his wife for the actress. She moved out to Hollywood to live with him. She wanted to be in a movie and he cast her as the lead in what would become a multiple Oscar winner. The thing is though, on the first day of filming he met an extra who would later become his wife. They would remain married to each other for the rest of their lives. Anyway, here he was, hooking up with this extra on the set of a movie where his newly installed live in girlfriend was also working. It was like one of his comedies. To make things easier, the director reduced the part of the live in girlfriend to a third lead so she would spend much less time on set. Meanwhile, the romance with the extra saw the director having her move into a hotel suite he also used for himself when he didnt want to go home. Soon, the extra demanded that the live in girlfriend be moved out and the extra further demanded that the director have nothing to do with the actress again. As in making sure he never even ran into her at any studio or on any production. The director did this and gave the live in girlfriend enough money to live on for a year and told her he would make sure she could not work in Hollywood any longer so she should go back home or leave the country. She left the country and barely worked ever again.
Movie: "The Lost Weekend"
Director: Billy Wilder
Live-in girlfriend: Doris Dowling
Wife: Audrey Young
GOSSIP LIFE 06/14
Stress and chaos at this B-list network. A TV show that the company has invested millions into has flopped, taking down several key figures ego with it. Wait until people learn of the actual costs. Another reboot bites the dust. Expect a different take on the reboot of the reboot. "Roots"/History Channel
X 06/14 **#1**
The people of this A/A+ list mostly movie actor are trying a new way to shape the conversation. Press releases disguised to look like articles that sympathetic publications post word for word. They hit comments sections of tabloid sites and Reddit hard all trying to make their client look good and his accuser look bad. Johnny Depp
X 06/14 **#2**
The buzz is getting louder that this A list political candidate is suffering from a mental illness that requires medication. It certainly would explain a lot. Donald Trump
X 06/14 **#3**
This closeted tabloid news host didnt even bother to bring his wife this time for cover when hooking up with his boyfriend out of town. Jason Kennedy ("E! News")
LAWYER 06/14 **#1**
This A list legend needs money. She did a very smart thing to not appear to people she needs it though. She has been using friends and PR people to create a buzz about items she is selling and inflated their value by 100% or more. Liza Minnelli (sold her NY apartment, selling her Andy Warhol art collection)
LAWYER 06/14 **#2**
Things are getting serious for this foreign born boy bander turned solo singer. He nearly died over the weekend. Zayn Malik
LAWYER 06/14 **#3**
He might be getting married, but the cheating has not slowed down for this former A list athlete who has slept with a long long list of actresses and models. Every time his future wife leaves town, which is often he has a list of names and phone numbers that he acquires each day and just picks one at random to hook up with. Derek Jeter/Hannah Davis
LAWYER 06/14 **#4**
This A list mostly television actress on a hit network show talks a lot about domestic violence. She was involved in multiple relationships that were abusive but at least twice, it was the men who complained she was violent towards them and they walked out of the relationship. Kerry Washington "Scandal"
LAWYER 06/14 **#5**
This B- list take what he can get actor from a famous acting family regularly donates money to a pastor who said he was glad there were 50 less pedophiles on earth when referencing the Orlando victims. Stephen Baldwin (Steven Anderson, pastor at Faithful Word Baptist Church)
LAWYER 06/14 **#6**
Apparently a doctor under investigation for writing prescriptions for drugs that are not needed has a list of patients that included this Teen Mom who loves drugs. She would definitely be a person who crushes pills and snorts the powder rather than a pill popper. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 06/14 **#7**
This foreign born A/A+ list mostly movie actor was making moves on this actress who is much more well known for her long term relationship with a violent singer. Anyway, the actor was on set with this actress and thought they had a connection but when he tried to close the deal she told him how much she charges and he didnt want to pay so that was the end of that.
Actor: Russell Crowe
Actress: Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)
Movie: "The Nice Guys"
LAWYER 06/14 **#8**
The ex-husband of this permanent A list singer was siphoning off money like crazy and spending it on escorts and a string of college aged women that he slept with in exchange for providing their rent and other expenses.
LAWYER 06/14 **#9**
This A/A+ list mostly movie actor/wannabe full-time band member is not welcome in one Caribbean country after beating his foreign born ex there. Several people witnessed it. Johnny Depp ("Hollywood Vampires")/Vanessa Paradis
LAWYER 06/14 **#10**
This celebrity is creepy looking even with just a superficial knowledge of the guy. Digging deeper and listening to stories about him from former employees, the creepy becomes even more pronounced. He has always had crazy fetishes. These are the kinds of fetishes that make horror movies. His big fetish is medical equipment. He loves using it on women and has spent millions of dollars on making his fetish fantasies happen. Surprisingly he has actually found several celebrities willing to experiment with him. One was a very long hidden relationship with an A list celebrity/reality star that kept her afloat financially for quite some time. One of his specialties is finding women much much older than himself to have a relationship with. Over the years, he has developed relationships with women in the last years of their lives. He has two reasons for these relationships. One is always money. He gets them to give him money while they are still alive and also in their will. His other request for their wills is that they donate their body to a medical lab for scientific purposes. The lab is owned by our celebrity. The lab does not really do any real great scientific work. It is just a place where our celebrity can go see all of the bodies and watch and watch and watch. He watches in person and from his home. He lives his life in pursuit of more dead bodies including his wifes body when she dies, if she hasnt already. Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt/Zsa Zsa Gabor ("he became a medical entrepreneur, specialising in remedial treatments particularly with women later opening a brothel")
LAWYER 06/15 **#1**
This actress is married to a foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor. She is trying to spin a story that she is some kind of wonder woman by filming her own stunts and just being willing to do anything on the set of her last movie. Nope. She had a stunt person from day 1 and no one particularly cared for her either. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds "The Shallows"
LAWYER 06/15 **#2**
This foreign born celebrity was a name only in her home country until she started dating this A+ lister. Then she got a reality show here and has tried to stay relevant. She is also begging companies to give her free stuff in exchange for being papped with the stuff. She doesnt want her 15 minutes to end. They already did. Elisabetta Canalis/George Clooney ("Dancing With the Stars")
LAWYER 06/15 **#3**
A ten hour flight and this A list reality star didnt say two words to her A list rapper husband. He was probably too excited about being free with his new boyfriend out of the eye of paps in this country. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West (trip to Paris)
LAWYER 06/15 **#4**
This newly single Teen Mom dad who is not an original dad is cheating on a woman who thinks she is the only one. Please. Now that he is single he is hitting on any woman who shows interest to him on social media and hooking up with as many as he can. Nathan Griffith/Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 06/15 **#5**
Another step out of the closet for this former A list tweener turned A- list singer. A few more steps like he recently took and by the end of the year we could get over this long running charade. Nick Jonas
LAWYER 06/15 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actress is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. According to a guest who stayed over in her guest room, our actress has several riding crops, whips and handcuffs she keeps in the guest room closet. There was also a locked wardrobe in the guest room too. Jessica Chastain
LAWYER 06/15 **#7**
This former reality star, turned reality star formed singing group member, turned celebrity, turned reality star, split with a guy because no further reality show was coming. Apparently though, there is now one coming so they suddenly got back together and are declaring undying love even though her celebrity/reality star boyfriend is sleeping with someone new every day. Aubrey ODay/Pauly D ("Famously Single")
LAWYER 06/15 **#8**
This A+ list comic actor rarely makes the tabloids. The only time you hear anything from him is when he is promoting a movie and is known for doing anything to promote. Apparently the long time married actor is on the outs with his wife and has moved into a new place. Not sure if the 20 something woman he was seeing is moving in. Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Dan Aykroyd, Jack Black
LAWYER 06/15 **#9**
This just about permanent A list mostly movie actress who likes directing is saying some rightfully nasty things about a couple of other A listers. She thinks they bailed on her for a lot of press they were supposed to do for a movie when they realized it was going to bomb. She had to do most of it solo and is really upset.
Director: Jodie Foster
Movie: "Money Monster"
A listers: Julia Roberts and George Clooney
LAWYER 06/15 **#10**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor caught a major break. He was passed out drunk in his car behind a Hollywood 99 cent store. The cop recognized him and gave him a break. Then got him a cab to take him home.
LAWYER 06/15 **#11**
Unable to find any songs to buy and take sole credit for any longer, this former A+ list singer turned A- lister is going to do another collaboration record with a permanent A lister to try and stay relevant musically. Lady Gaga/Elton John
LAWYER 06/15 **#12**
This former A+ list reality star who thankfully no longer shows up on our television screens bought her brother an escort for his birthday. Our former reality star loved having sex with her so hired her for her brother too. Paris Hilton/Conrad Hilton (had to surrender for 2 month prison term on 06/15/16)
LAWYER 06/15 **#13**
Back in the day, this rocker was at his peak. I will give the band he was in permanent A list status. They have called it quits for now, but tour money will always be whispering in their ears. This guy has been married multiple times and probably slept with thousands of women. At this point in time he was a drug addict and sleeping with women all the time. His main girlfriend at the time was also at her peak. Had some hits. More famous because of her mentor than anything else. Foreign born. One day she attends a family gathering and brings the rocker with her. Introduces him and shows off an antique diamond engagement ring. The two are getting married. Did I mention the family is very religious? Did I mention that during much of that visit the girlfriend and the rocker spent most of the time with the family doing drugs? Lots and lots of crack smoking. This relationship didnt last very long. Maybe a year. The rocker was doing a lot of drugs and his girlfriend singer was doing drugs. Her problem was that it conflicted heavily with her religious upbringing and family and would go crazy trying to stop because she thought she would go to hell if she didnt but she was so addicted she kept on smoking. That struggle caused her to lash out and she would beat the rocker all of the time for any slight. Cheating, not coming home or not being somewhere on time would set her off. He would beat her too. Lots. Drugs and just because he felt like it. Whenever he would beat her she would call her family to tell them but she never called the police. One day, when they nearly killed each other in a drug fueled fight, he walked away and never spoke to her again.
Rocker/band: Nikki Sixx ("Mötley Crüe")
INDUSTRY ON BLAST 06/16
One of the most honest and trustworthy people we know hooked up with this CELEBRITY at a #KoreanSpa in LA a few years back. This celebrity is super paid was uber famous in the 80s until a medical woe ruined his career. The celebrity has two sons one of which is slightly famous & could be the result of his inner homosexual DNA!! This celeb owns a bunch of franchises and establishments in Los Angeles.... Our very reliable source is a MAN! He was approached in the locker room via eye play! And sh*t happened! Magic Johnson
GOSSIP LIFE 06/16
There is a bizarre but persistent rumour about this B-list TV actress, who is relatively young, once having a stroke. While we cant confirm or deny, we are told there was a very suspicious week she spent in a hospital, which her agents refuse to account for. Aubrey Plaza
LAWYER 06/16 **#1**
This A-list mostly movie actor from an acting family also is an Academy Award winner/nominee. For many years he has dressed as a woman in public and no one has noticed it is him. Now, he is starting to share that all with the public. James Franco
LAWYER 06/16 **#2**
This foreign born A list DJ was sending naked photos of himself to a woman six months ago while he was supposedly in a committed relationship. Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 06/16 **#3**
After the whole Russell Crowe/Meg Ryan backlash and bomb of a movie, studios can be apprehensive about giving huge roles in big budget movies to someone the public dislikes because of perceived home wrecking. This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is set to hit it super big but both of his last two "relationships" involved women who were engaged or in serious relationships when he broke them up. It actually might be three consecutive "relationships."
A- list actor: Tom Hiddleston
Movie: "Kong: Skull Island"
Relationships: Elizabeth Olsen/Chris Evans; Lara Pulver/Benedict Cumberbatch; Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris
LAWYER 06/16 **#4**
Unless you are on her Twitter to talk about what she wants to discuss, then you are blocked. A fan asked this A list rapper about the Orlando shootings and to give a statement. Instead, the rapper talked about a new song and blocked and unfollowed the fan. Nicki Minaj
LAWYER 06/16 **#5**
This former child actress turned mogul is hooking up with a guy over twice her age because he keeps her supplied with what she will never get herself for fear of being caught. Ashley Olsen (George Condo)
LAWYER 06/16 **#6**
If it hadnt been for Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swifts staged photos, this closeted A-/A list action movie actor would have won the award for the day. Just come out already. Everyone knows. Jeremy Renner
LAWYER 06/16 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actor/nightly band member had sex with a woman last week and proudly told her after the act was over that she was the third woman he had been with that day. He then pulled open a drawer of panties and asked her if she would be willing to donate to the collection. Fred Armisen ("Late Night with Seth Meyers")
LAWYER 06/16 **#8**
This celebrity offspring B+ list mostly movie actress who really only has a franchise going, broke up with her boyfriend again and has been hooking up with her foreign born singer/actress co-star. Dakota Johnson (Matthew Hitt)/Rita Ora
LAWYER 06/16 **#9**
This married A list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show says she has no regrets when she hooks up with married men or men involved in a relationship. She might have regrets if her fans stop watching her show because of it. Claire Danes "Homeland"
LAWYER 06/16 **#10**
Despite being in a relationship, things are still going strong between this A+ list mostly movie actor and his frequent A- list co-star in their romance department. Ryan Gosling (Eva Mendes)/Emma Stone
LAWYER 06/16 **#11**
This former tweener actress, turned celebrity, turned infamous celebrity, turned actress, is having her part reduced on the upcoming season of her show because of her drug use. It has always been an issue for her. Jodie Sweetin "Fuller House"
LAWYER 06/16 **#12**
For the second consecutive year, an actor at this film festival was barely coherent while talking about their movie because they were stoned out of their minds. This year, it was that A- list mostly movie actor who got robbed of an Academy Award nomination. Must be something in the weed out there.
Film festival: Maui Film Festival At Wailea
2015: Adam Driver or Colin Farrell
2016: Michael B. Jordan or Bryan Cranston
LAWYER 06/16 **#13**
Even though there are hundreds of great stories about producers and showrunners I rarely write about them unless they also involve some celebrity because its hard to describe a showrunner to a point where you could even garner a guess. This story was so crazy though that I had to write about it. The show is an almost television show. Did really well so it was renewed for another season with some conditions. The studio wanted it to be less depressing. Honestly, that was probably a pretty good note. They also wanted production to move at a little faster pace. The showrunner said sure and shooting began. Except that it didnt really begin. Our showrunner, instead of speeding things up was actually running things even more slowly. Entire days of filming were wasted because of the sets he was having built. Massive sets from scratch built in public places that were taking days to build instead of hours. The scripts were no less depressing and if anything, were even more of a downer than the previous season. This led to a confrontation between the studio and the showrunner. After lots of yelling and screaming, things seemed to have been worked out. Nope. Our showrunner just kept doing what they had been doing. So, after another week of this, the studio started e-mailing the showrunner. No response. Calling. No response. texting. No response. That left other members of the production team to deliver all of the messages which put the team on edge. Then, the suits came to town again to talk personally to our showrunner but he barricaded himself in a room on the set which was inside a television studio. He stayed there for eight hours refusing to come out. Finally he emerged, but only because he had to use the restroom. He was escorted off the set and fired from the show. A replacement was brought in, but the showrunner had destroyed so many files about the show it took a long time before everything could be pieced back together as close to the original way as possible.
Show: "Daredevil" (Netflix)
Showrunner: Drew Goddard
Replacement: Steven S. DeKnight
Which celebrity couple broke up when she found out that he had been engaging the services of sex workers? She got her revenge by staging a dirty protest, smearing sh*t all over the walls of her now-exs apartment. Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris
GOSSIP LIFE 06/17
The ex-husband of this former A-list actress was bitching about her just the other day. After a long diatribe about her behaviour and manipulation, he started going on about himself and how he reacted to her, Im usually quite a level-headed guy, but she brought out the evil in me. Thats what she does. She brings out the evil in people. Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez
LAWYER 06/17 **#1**
Despite having flings with other women, this A list rapper is publicly homophobic and refuses to do anything which would show any support for gay people. Nicki Minaj
LAWYER 06/17 **#2**
This A list singer is also homophobic despite her career being made in large part with success she has had from the gay community. She has gone radio silent about the Orlando shootings and is now being pressured by the LGBT community to issue some type of statement. Iggy Azalea
LAWYER 06/17 **#3**
This very good, but barely watched network show was renewed by the skin of its teeth. One of the reasons was the star of the shows ego and the way he demanded everyone treat him like the king of the set. Now comes word that the show actually will be canceled because of him and a recent interview he gave. Noah Galvin ("The Real O'Neals")
LAWYER 06/17 **#4**
This B list actress who is breaking away from the reality show that made her famous is hooking up with a guy despite the fact she is supposed to be getting married. She is always looking to move up the fame ladder, no matter the cost. Julianne Hough
LAWYER 06/17 **#5**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show who also has a side gig threw a former super model under the bus. The super model knows the reality star likes women and made a move. The reality star rejected her but the super model hooked up with one of the stars best friends and has been trash talking the reality star ever since.
A list reality star: Kendall Jenner
Show/side gig: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"/modeling
Super Model: Stephanie Seymour
Stars best friend: Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 06/17 **#6**
The husband of this Real Housewife was busted for cheating. One of the women he was sleeping with is a current Housewife and the other is a former Housewife.
Show: "Real Housewives of New York City"
Couple: Jules and Michael Wainstein
Current Housewife: Sonja Morgan or Luann de Lesseps
Former Housewife: Kelly Killoren Bensimon
LAWYER 06/17 **#7**
This foreign born model has a name that sounds like she is a Queen. She says when she dated this A list singer in a group/part time reality star that he was the most selfish person in bed she has ever met. He did what he wanted and when he was finished that was it. He also made it clear when she complained that she could leave any time and he could find someone else in five seconds to take her place. Anne Vyalitsyna/Adam Levine
LAWYER 06/17 **#8**
This OITNB actress who actually has been a reality star you might not remember said that on her first show, all of the guys treated her like a piece of meat and she almost quit acting just from doing one episode of the long running hit show.
Jackie Cruz (Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales)
Reality show: "Kourtney & Kim Take Miami"
Long running hit show: "The Shield"
LAWYER 06/17 **#9**
This A+ list couple knows how to play up to the media. Want to dispel those marriage trouble rumors? Show up to a nationally televised event and stay cuddled up. It is what happens after the event is over that really matters though. Separate ways. Beyoncé/Jay Z (NBA finals)
LAWYER 06/17 **#10**
So, the celebrity chef with the really long last name had a husband she cheated on all the time. Then she said she was in love with a new boyfriend but cheated on him multiple times and is now with an actor but she has been cheating on him with some guy she met out of the country.
Chef: Giada De Laurentiis
Husband: Todd Thompson
Boyfriend: Bobby Flay
Actor: Shane Farley
New guy: Kevin Navayne
LAWYER 06/17 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actress is in danger of dropping even further. At one point she was getting close to A+ list before that awful choice. Anyway, she is hooking up with the married CEO worth billions. Amanda Seyfried ("Lovelace")
LAWYER 06/17 **#12**
This A list actor is also an A list a-hole and chewed out a waiter at a restaurant here in LA. The actor was totally in the wrong but refused to apologize or back down. He was literally yelling at the waiter in front of everyone. Alec Baldwin
LAWYER 06/17 **#13**
It was just supposed to be a work trip for these two co-stars of a hit network show. Throw in the fact they sometimes date and a lovely spot out of the country and it should have been fun. The actress in this couple is B+ list after getting her start in celebrity land in a non-acting way. The actor in this couple is B list. OK, maybe B+ list but not the same name recognition as the actress. As is often the case in this relationship, if the actress has the opportunity to be with someone higher on the list she will take it. Our actor always takes her back. Always. Our actor does a lot of drugs. Our actress? She tries to pretend she doesnt, but you put some coke in front of her and she will hoover it up. Maybe this is why they always end up back with each other. Anyway, on this trip, our actress got an offer to do some yachting and took it in a second. So, now the actor has nothing to do except a couple of promotion things for the show, some of which he blew off because he has been so wasted on drugs and booze while she is off with her new male admirer.
Actress: Katharine McPhee
Non-acting way: "American Idol"
Actor: Elyes Gabel
LAWYER 06/18 **#1**
This former reality star turned B+ list serious Broadway performer has two issues he is struggling with right now. His drug use and whether or not to come out of the closet. Constantine Maroulis ("American Idol")
LAWYER 06/18 **#2**
It must be the environment because for the first time ever, this formerly married A- list mostly movie actor who has a couple of franchises took his boyfriend to an event. And posed for photos with him. Big first step. Jeremy Renner/Kristoffer Winters
LAWYER 06/18 **#3**
This former B+ list mostly television actress turned B+ list mostly movie actress turned soon to be A lister had a long term actor boyfriend. They split when she saw his sex tape collection. Various women he has had sex with while dating our actress.
Actress: Kristen Wiig
Boyfriend: Fabrizio Moretti
Dated: Drew Barrymore, Kirsten Dunst, Binki Shapiro
LAWYER 06/18 **#4**
You know those engaged to each other franchise co-stars? Friend zone at this point. At least that is what he told this teen he was trying to pick up the other day while on a trip with his supposed future wife. Anna Camp And Skylar Astin (judge "Pitch Perfect-esque" Competition in Toronto for the NXNE Festival)
LAWYER 06/19 **#1**
This foreign born permanent A list model who had a tragic life experience sure has been wearing a lot of chokers lately. In style and totally hides the marks around her neck that occur when she has sex with her boyfriend. Petra Nemcova (was injured and her fiancé Simon Atlee died in 2004 Boxing Day Tsunami)
LAWYER 06/19 **#2**
For the first time I can remember, members of this almost show are fighting. Some of the people on the show think the for your consideration ads are favoring a couple of the actresses and leaving the others in the dust. "Orange Is the New Black"
LAWYER 06/19 **#3**
This former reality star turned television princess had not been papped in awhile so did what any actress wanting attention would do. She called one over to her house and spent two hours posing and changing outfits until she found the one she liked. Jamie Chung ("Real World: San Diego" and "Once Upon A Time")
LAWYER 06/19 **#4**
This A- list actor/writer is cheating on his very well known actress wife. He is really rolling the dice with this one. Justin Theroux/Jennifer Aniston
+ LEISURE 06/20
When youre rich, you can ask for whatever you want. The private jet booking app JetSmarter revealed to Travel + Leisure some of the most outrageous requests the company has received from celebrities.
1. One high-end couple took a flight without an actual destination. For six hours the pair flew around drinking expensive wine, getting spa treatments and enjoying manicures and pedicures not to mention that they brought along a chef and an opera singer to provide food and entertainment and then landed in the same place they took off. Oprah Winfrey and Gail King
2. Another traveler didnt even get step foot on the plane, requesting a jet to have their cell phone brought from New York to Florida. Jeb Bush
3. Finally, and perhaps the most outrageous, food tasters were brought on one flight to make sure the cuisine "fit the celebs taste palate." Madonna
Other hilarious requests included:
4. A plane stocked with Cool Ranch Doritos and Sparkling Ice Kiwi Strawberry. Britney Spears
5. A flight that carried a celebs Birkin bags and clothes back to their hometown after a shopping spree. Victoria Beckham
6. Complete darkness was a request from one celebrity. No natural light was allowed. Prince
GOSSIP LIFE 06/20
Despite the adamant denials, this former B-list celebrity IS transitioning into a woman. They already live the life, but the anatomy doesnt line up just yet. Theyre not ready to announce until theyre ready and on their terms. Richard Simmons
LAWYER 06/20 **#1**
This former A-/A list mostly television actress from a hit network show has scrambled since the shows demise quite some time ago. Everyone knows the show. Everyone knows her character. Her drug use needs to get under control because it is making some other health issues even worse. Shannen Doherty (Brenda Walsh "Beverly Hills, 90210")/breast cancer
LAWYER 06/20 **#2**
This foreign born A list athlete/celebrity did what she always does when she goes out during the day. She brings a couple of guys with her so it looks like she could be dating one of them. Meanwhile, her long long term girlfriend has to do her own thing because our athlete/celebrity does not go out in public with her. Maria Sharapova
LAWYER 06/20 **#3**
This married foreign born A- list crooner is up to his old ways. And by old ways I mean cheating ways. Just when you think he might have changed. Michael Bublé
LAWYER 06/20 **#4**
This foreign born closeted A list mostly movie (action) actor hooked up with a guy who runs a racing team. The two have been on and off for years. Jason Statham
LAWYER 06/20 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor keeps telling those that are close to him that he is sober but he showed up to a flight hungover and proceeded to drink the entire flight until he had to be cut off. Ben Affleck
LAWYER 06/20 **#6**
This B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition apparently split with her married lover. He just wouldnt leave his wife and she got tired of the hiding. She doesnt really have any friends so she is having a rough time coping all on her own. Katie Holmes (not really dating Jamie Foxx)
LAWYER 06/20 **#7**
This former A- list mostly movie actress had a franchise, then she had nothing. Now she has another franchise, but all it does is pay the bills. Anyway, she finally fixed a long time issue with some plastic surgery and had some lip and cheek fillers put in to at least make her look somewhat healthy and not the coke head look she usually goes for. Tara Reid ("American Pie" and "Sharknado")
LAWYER 06/20 **#8**
This foreign born Game Of Thrones actor is hooking up with a married woman he met on a production that isnt television or film. Kit Harington ("Doctor Faustus" play)
LAWYER 06/20 **#9**
MUCHMUSIC VIDEO AWARDS: For having no talent and not even really that famous, this B- list celebrity who only gets that high because of her family and people she has been photographed with, was being the biggest diva pain last night. Demand after demand and name dropping that HGH/drug addict from Canada who she hooks up with when short of cash. Hailey Baldwin/Justin Bieber
LAWYER 06/20 **#10**
MUCHMUSIC VIDEO AWARDS: This female singing group would not stop bullying this foreign born A lister in her own country who is probably B+ here. They didnt like what she was wearing and would not stop talking about her. Maybe one day they could hope to have her talent. Fifth Harmony/Alessia Cara (Canada)
LAWYER 06/20 **#11**
There is more of a chance that this Academy Award winning/nominated actor will have sex with the girlfriend of his actor son than the actor son himself. Someday the son will find his way out of the closet. James Caan/Scott Caan/Kacy Byxbee
LAWYER 06/20 **#12**
This actress is B+ list. Mostly movies. She has been eclipsed by another member of her family as far as list status. Our B+ lister seems to have stopped caring about much of anything lately and rarely showers or even gets out of bed some days. Melanie Griffith/Dakota Johnson
LAWYER 06/20 **#13**
You probably didnt see this, because you have lives to live and all that, but there was a very important announcement that was quietly published. It looked like any other news release that an executive was leaving, but this departure signaled an end to an era of teen actors and actresses being molested at one network. The sweep it under the rug and pay who you have to pay mentality of this executive, teens were molested over the course of almost two decades by producers and executives. Instead of going to jail, most of these people have made themselves wealthy. The timing was right for this person to leave because there are some rumblings that some of the teens involved might start talking. It would take awhile to work its way up to the level of this person. I think the reason he was pushed out/retired now is that he is about to have a very messy divorce and one of the key people in the breakup of the marriage is this A- list singer who used to be an actress on the network. She has been sleeping with this executive for as long as anyone can remember and he basically finances her life. Sure, she has boyfriends, but this is the guy who has given her career boosts, and given her cash and gifts in the millions. Thomas O. Staggs, Chief Operating Officer (COO) of The Walt Disney Company (Melanie Ramberg)/Demi Lovato; Selena Gomez (scandal)
This Housewife, who enjoys traveling to Miami quite often, has been trying to throw her weight around. On her last visit to the Bal Harbour Shops in Miami an upscale shopping spot including stores like Harry Winston, Gucci, and Jimmy Choo she caused quite the scene. She is now persona non grata after she went into full on diva mode and asked for discounts while shopping!!! Sources say that she continued this behavior across several stores. Unfortunately for her, even in really expensive shopping centers employees still chat with each other over their lunch and dinner breaks and at the bar after work. I can envision the sort of conversation they had. "Did she come to your store?" "Sadly, yes." Apparently, she was actually asked to leave one store with her "Dont you know who I am? People pay me to wear their clothes!" attitude. Nene Leakes "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
GOSSIP LIFE 06/21
This actress is C-list or B-list, but shes getting an A-list salary for her next flick. You should find out when Forbes releases their annual salary list and shes far too high. Noomi Rapace ("Alien: Covenant")
LAWYER 06/21 **#1**
This foreign born A- list celebrity in her own country and B-/C+ list here is in a unique situation. All of you know at least one of her parents even though you might not know the offspring. Anyway, she was dating a guy most of you dont know who was with someone most of you know. While dating the guy she also was hooking up with this foreign born really talented reality star turned pop star who turned things up another notch with his talent. Oh, and even if you dont know him, most of you know who he was married to.
A- list celebrity/country: Daisy Lowe/England
Parents: Pearl Lowe/Gavin Rossdale
Guy she was dating/partner: Darius Campbell (was married to Natasha Henstridge)
Reality star/wife: Thomas Cohen (S.C.U.M (band)/married to Peaches Geldof when she died
LAWYER 06/21 **#2**
The hits of this R&B producer have all come courtesy of his ex-girlfriend who is an A- list singer with more than two handfuls of Grammy nominations/wins. He would beat her if she did not write him a song weekly. Kerry Brothers/Alicia Keys
LAWYER 06/21 **#3**
This rapper/mixtape artist has a number one record to his credit. He is also the guy most likely to explode. He yells at interviewers he doesnt like. He is a closeted homophobe who doesnt know what to do with his feelings and abuses women on a daily basis. Despite all of this he somehow has a hundred credits to his name despite his relatively young age.
LAWYER 06/21 **#4**
While filming the next installment of this franchise, the interaction between the two leads has been much better than the first installment. Much more heat and chemistry. Its interesting that on days they dont film together, the lead actor almost always has dinner with his wife out of sight of the public, but on the days when the couple does film together, and especially if they have a love scene our actor and his wife go to dinner where they can be papped together as a couple. Dakota Johnson/Jamie Dornan (Amelia)/"Fifty Shades Freed"
LAWYER 06/21 **#5**
A family member of this permanent A+ list celebrity invited multiple people to a recent event simply to have them carry recording devices which were banned for every other attendee. Now, they have compiled all that video and are selling it while leaving other people entitled to a share, out of it. Muhammad Ali (private service at Cave Hill Cemetery in Louisville, KY)
LAWYER 06/21 **#6**
The whispers are becoming more of a buzz that this A list couple is using a surrogate. I definitely wouldnt put it past them. Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher; Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
LAWYER 06/21 **#7**
After being with her boyfriend for years, I cant believe this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family would act as a beard for this A list actor for her next relationship. Maybe she feels her career slipping away from her. She has never been that publicity hungry, but a certain family member is eclipsing her. Rooney Mara (sister Kate)/Jake Gyllenhaal
LAWYER 06/21 **#8**
Dont believe the rumors. No matter what she does, this east coast Housewife will not be fired unless her protector moves on to that daytime show gig that is still open.
Show: "Real Housewives of New York City"
Housewife: Bethenny Frankel
Protector: Andy Cohen
Daytime gig: "Live With Kelly"
LAWYER 06/21 **#9**
This closeted Academy Award winning/nominated A list actor is making most of his money right now in almost television. He thinks he is hip and cool and because of that gets barely legal guys to date him. Nope. it is because he either promises them roles or gives them money, same as usual. Kevin Spacey "House of Cards"
LAWYER 06/21 **#10**
Apparently this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort has only ever kissed her soon to be husband on the lips a couple of times and they were all when paps were around. 99% of the time, even when paps are around she turns her head. All business that one. Lindsay Lohan/Egor Tarabasov
LAWYER 06/21 **#11**
This celebrity offspring in-law is about to blow the biggest thing of his whole life because he cant stop hooking up with this reporter who is also going to lose her job if busted. Jared Kushner (owner of New York Observer) (husband to Ivanka Trump) (Donald Trumps new top advisor)
LAWYER 06/21 **#12**
Night after night, this A list model goes out solo or with friends. The only time anyone sees the "boyfriend" is a huge red carpet event where you have to bring a date. Apparently there is a new woman she has been quietly seeing. Very very quietly. Karlie Kloss/Joshua Kushner (Ivanka Trumps brother-in-law)
LAWYER 06/21 **#13**
Back in the day, this celebrity offspring turned B+ list mostly television actress dated this foreign born A- list mostly television actor a bit when they starred on the same long running hit network show. People who were fans of the show are fans of this actor for life. Anyway, our actor has been dating this beloved foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who can do no wrong in the eyes of the world. The fact the two of them were dating was just continual, "awww," moments. People want her to be happy and if they couldnt have the actor for themselves, they thought she was a great second choice. Now, enter our B+ lister. Over the past few months, there have been some events related to the show on which she co-starred with the A- lister. After a couple of these events there was some heat and some things happened between the pair. Our A- list actress heard about the little fling and told her boyfriend that he could go to the events and interact with the B+ lister but only at the events. Nothing outside of the venue so to speak. He gave his word. He wasnt keeping his word, but there was no proof for our A- list actress until he other day. Apparently the actor and the B+ lister had been on a date. A fan recognizes the A- list actor and has a picture taken of himself and his girlfriend with the A- lister. They didnt recognize the B+ list actress until after the fact and then tagged her on social media as the taker of the photo. Ruh oh. Our A- list actress heard about it and split with the A- list actor.
B+ list actress: Minka Kelly (only child of former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay)
Foreign born A- list actor: Taylor Kitsch
Beloved foreign born A- list actress: Rachel McAdams
Network show: "Friday Night Lights" Spartan Super Race
GOSSIP LIFE 06/22
Want an autograph of this A-list singer? Approach her, be polite, fawn and present her with a photograph where she looks "naturally" beautiful. If you present her with a picture where she looks chubby, shes unlikely to sign. A very insecure, egotistical woman. Remarkable talent. Mariah Carey
LAWYER 06/22 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show better watch her back. Now that this foreign born one hit wonder is free, she does not have to be as discreet in her attempts to make the boyfriend of the A lister her new boyfriend. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook/Iggy Azalea
LAWYER 06/22 **#2**
The kneepadding going on by the tabloids is unprecedented. The message has been delivered by the people of this A+ list singer. You make the A+ lister a victim in this breakup and you play by the rules set or you wont ever get an interview with her again. The rules include several key words and phrases that must be used when discussing the singer and her relationship. Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris
LAWYER 06/22 **#3**
A couple of athletes skipping non-traditional events at the Olympics are doing so because they cant pass Olympic caliber drug testing which will test for things not necessarily banned by their own organizations. (GOLF) Rory McIlroy (Ireland), Marc Leishman and Adam Scott (Australian), Vijay Singh (Fiji)
LAWYER 06/22 **#4**
All of the missing money stolen by this celebrity offspring was spent on hookers and gambling. There are also a few employees who will be filing some sexual harassment suit. Gladys Knight (son Shanga Hankerson)
LAWYER 06/22 **#5**
Within the next month, this C list celebrity offspring of two very famous celebrities will be on a yacht. She has already done the fake modeling gig for the cash. I think she thinks it is all about partying and having a good time and not what is expected of her in return for that cash. Ava Sambora (Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora)
LAWYER 06/22 **#6**
This female athlete likes to be the only attention getting female in the sport. So, when someone younger and more attractive and arguably even more talented lined up a sponsorship that would allow her to compete against the athlete, she had it nixed. Her boyfriend knew the owner of the company and told the company to pull the deal or he would walk away from the deal they have in place. It was pulled. Danica Patrick/Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
LAWYER 06/22 **#7**
This A list athlete is supposedly dating an actor. As I have told you before, he is closeted and she is helping out, but still, if she gets busted with this foreign born married beverage CEO, she is going to lose a lot of her endorsements and really look bad. Lindsey Vonn/Alexander Ludwig (Dietrich Mateschitz "Red Bull")
LAWYER 06/22 **#8**
Usually this foreign born mogul/reality judge sleeps with another one of the judges but he is not particularly keen on his choices for this particular show so he hired an "assistant" just for the run of the show.
Judge: Simon Cowell
Show: "Americas Got Talent"
Other judges: Heidi Klum, Howie Mandel and Mel B
LAWYER 06/22 **#9**
Drug stories are a dime a dozen but not when it is this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee doing the drugs. The high and mighty actress was spotted doing a couple of lines of coke while out of the country. Gwyneth Paltrow (Cannes Lion 2016)
LAWYER 06/22 **#10**
A f**king a-hole was about the nicest thing this A list reality star with a side gig had to say about this washed up former rocker turned full-time drug addict. Apparently he kept pawing at the star when they had to do an event together. Kendall Jenner/Marilyn Manson
LAWYER 06/22 **#11**
This B- list celebrity used to be a B+ list actress. She has always been the lesser known sibling in this celebrity family. She is also hiding a girlfriend from her significant other and her family. The family would not understand. Haylie Duff (Hilary Duff)/Matt Rosenberg
LAWYER 06/22 **#12**
This female talk show host who is one of the hosts on a non-traditional type talk show format where talk is not center stage better watch out for her job. This married B+ list former television actress from a hit network show turned movie actress is gunning for her slot. This is the kind of full-time gig she covets. Blake Lively/"The Chew"
LAWYER 06/22 **#13**
#1 This closeted publicist/reality star is offering out the woman he calls his girlfriend to prospective clients. No one has taken him up on it, so I have no idea if she even knows he is doing it. Jonathan Cheban (bff Kim Kardashian)
#2- Hiding in plain sight, this B+ list teen mostly movie actress met up with her boyfriend on a flight out of LA. Not the offspring boyfriend you see in the tabloids who would be crushed if he ever found out he is just for show. Chloë Grace Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham
#3 This one hit wonder celebrity offspring counted off the number of bites his girlfriend was allowed to eat a lunch this weekend. Meanwhile, the a-hole got to eat all of his meal. Robin Thicke/April Love Geary
YORK POST/PAGE SIX 06/22
Fashionistas will soon speculate over which wholesome 1970s model was in an X-rated photo shoot but the pics were suppressed in part by famous attorney Roy Cohn. Michael Gross upcoming tome, "Focus: The Sexy, Secret, Sometimes Sordid World of Fashion Photographers," reports that one wild night at 70s New York club Hurrah, "one of the eras top faces, a blond poster girl for wholesome California pulchritude," had group sex as shot by Bill King, a top photographer at the time. Kings studio manager, John Turner, recalled to Gross of the ensuing images, "Shes sitting on two sinks with d***ks in both hands... It was so beautiful." Fashion editor Betty Ann Grund added, "Bill was egging them on. [The model] was doing a lot of advertising then... I thought, If anyone ever sees these, shes finished." One of the private pics was later stolen, but, Turner said, "We got Roy Cohn... the guy brought it back immediately." Gross would not say who the model was, but the images went to Kings heir Stewart Shining, a photographer himself. Christie Brinkley; Cheryl Tiegs
Which singers payoff (and new record deal) came about more because she threatened to spill the beans on some of the men shes worked with than for purely artistic reasons? Rita Ora
A known randy man, celebrated lothario, international party animal, and now an actor whos supposed to be in a serious relationship but before that happened he got a lot of action. The right thing to do when you have herpes is to disclose the information before the sex happens. Which, credit to him, he did in one case that I know of. But when youre a celebrity you have to make sure your former partners keep your secrets. So he generously sends her a designer bag (Chanel is preferred) every month keep it locked down. Gerard Butler
LAWYER 06/23 **#1**
This former A-/B+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list singer who even was on reality for a quick minute is off the sobriety train and needs rehab. Things are out of control in her personal life and she is losing her grip. Demi Lovato
LAWYER 06/23 **#2**
She may be pregnant, but this reality star is still trying to pick up a few bucks yachting. She is not having much luck but her on again off again bff is earning mid five figures per night. Blac Chyna/Amber Rose
LAWYER 06/23 **#3**
She didnt talk to any of the cast while actually shooting the movie, so why should things be any different while promoting the movie. This former B+ list mostly television actress from a now in the dust pile of former hit network shows has been ignoring her fellow co-stars at screenings or forgetting to mention their names in interviews. In her mind, this was a one person film. Blake Lively "The Shallows"
LAWYER 06/23 **#4**
This Academy Award winning actress looks like she is spending big bucks to follow her ex around. Nope. She bills everything to the company of her ex. Meanwhile, no one understands why she never follows her ex to regular locations but only shows up at high profile events. Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin (Cannes concert)
LAWYER 06/23 **#5**
They may have posed for a few photos, but this foreign born permanent A list celebrity who used to be an athlete tried to distance himself as much as possible from this obviously wasted foreign born permanent A list model at an event. She kept trying to get closer and he kept pulling away. She would follow and he would walk away. David Beckham/Kate Moss (Louis Vuitton Paris Fashion Week)
LAWYER 06/23 **#6**
I wonder what this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is going to do about the woman who left her husband for him. You know, now that he has found someone else that she gets to see every time she looks at a tabloid. Russell Crowe/Meg Ryan/Steve Irwins widow, Terri Irwin
LAWYER 06/23 **#7**
Proving politics and friendships dont have to line up, this permanent A list super model is lending her support to Donald Trump for President while the best friend of the family goes in a complete opposite direction. Cindy Crawford/George Clooney (Hillary Clinton)
LAWYER 06/23 **#8**
This B+ list actress/pro beard did not leave an event alone this week. She left with a guy who is definitely not the one she calls her boyfriend. Although, as close as she was to this guy, he could be her new boyfriend. Olivia Munn (Aaron Rodgers)/"Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror Films' Saturn Awards"
LAWYER 06/23 **#9**
This foreign born permanent A list musician split up his own marriage and the marriage of his new girlfriend to be together. He should watch out though because she still hooks up with her former stepson who is also a celebrity.
LAWYER 06/23 **#10**
This late night talk show host helped out his A- list mostly movie actress friend by helping her trash her ex during the skit they did together. James Corden/Anna Kendrick
LAWYER 06/23 **#11**
Apparently this family is closer than I thought. This B-/C+ list actor from an acting family has seen better days in his career. Recently he was out with his celebrity daughter and had his hand on her ass. Not the small of her back. Not just for a brief second in time but was guiding her through a line with his hand firmly planted on her butt. Stephen and Hailey Baldwin
LAWYER 06/23 **#12**
This A list writer/director/producer went ballistic when he was replaced in a gig and made the lives miserable of those who were acting in the gig. He told them he would never work with them again if they continued to work on the project with his replacement. "Justice League" Zack Snyder replaced by George Miller; "Star Wars: Rogue One" Gareth Edwards replaced by Christopher McQuarrie
GOSSIP LIFE 06/24
This B-list reality star ran into some trouble when she failed to return some precious jewels she borrowed. The threat of police involvement saw her return them promptly. Kim Kardashian
POST/PAGE SIX 06/24
1. What TV anchor had a boozy lunch and a cuddle session with her husband at 21 before delivering the days top stories on-air?
2. What TV star stopped posing at her networks upfront event because the sun facing the red carpet was "horrible lighting."
LAWYER 06/24 **#1**
The Directors Wife has been regularly spotted at a hideaway condo in Century City with the married head of production of her latest show. I wonder if his equally powerful wife also knows.
Directors Wife: Gretchen Mol
Husband: Tod Culpan "Kip" Williams
Producer: Michael London (partner or wife: Janice Williams)
LAWYER 06/24 **#2**
This looks like she is sticking around for awhile longer, former one hit wonder, turned multiple hits, now A- list singer, is getting a lot of angry mail and social media directed her way because she has not come forward to support a large percentage of her fans in their moment of need. Instead of addressing it, she is just hiring more people to protect her and refusing to make as many public appearances. Meghan Trainor/Orlando shooting
LAWYER 06/24 **#3**
Everyone forgets this actor is foreign born and then when they do remember he is foreign born, inevitably get the place where he was born wrong. Anyway, our A list actor has been known to have a bit of a drinking problem. A few weeks ago he got hammered at lunch and walked back to his car which was in a mall parking garage. He decided to take a little nap. When the last movie ended 12 hours after his lunch, our actor was still asleep in his car. Security finally had to ask him to leave. So, he hopped in the front and drove away. Kiefer Sutherland
LAWYER 06/24 **#4**
This former A list world politician was recently found dead. It wasnt an accident. Apparently he was going to talk and spill some very big beans. Couldnt have that happen. John Ashe, the former president of the United Nations General Assembly in 2013 and 2014, died Wednesday while awaiting trial in a bribery scandal
LAWYER 06/24 **#5**
Currently this model is A list. The height of the listing might be the model equivalent of a one hit wonder though. She is however talking about how she was assaulted by an A list photographer back in the day but is still too scared to talk about it publicly. Ashley Graham (in 2016, she became the first plus-size model to appear on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue)/Terry Richardson
LAWYER 06/24 **#6**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor who now does things behind the cameras and has other side gigs has been clean for a couple of weeks now and is trying to win back his significant other. So, far she is resisting. She does not have the same attachment his long time actress wife did who went back and forth forever with him.
LAWYER 06/24 **#7**
This B+ list celebrity who was a one year wonder turned beard had really bad luck the last time she tried to hook up with an athlete. Apparently things have not gone much better this time around. She is so used to getting a fee that it caught this group of athletes off guard. She really needs to rethink the whole process and maybe just go back to dating. Olivia Culpo (Miss Rhode Island USA 2012, Miss USA 2012, Miss Universe 2012)/Tim Tebow, Nick Jonas, Aaron Rodgers
LAWYER 06/24 **#8**
Just because this B list actor with A- list name recognition and A list face recognition most recently seen in an almost television show has an open marriage, doesnt mean his wife appreciates him bringing home an STD. Things are super rocky and the open part of the marriage is out the window. Danny Masterson ("The Ranch")/Bijou Phillips; Aaron Paul ("ThePath")/Lauren Parsekian
LAWYER 06/24 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on a hit network show might talk a good game about what love means love and being open and honest but when it comes to dating and hooking up with women, going brunette is about as far on the edge he is willing to go. He prefers blonde and lily white, but will settle for a red head and lily white. Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 06/24 **#10**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is slipping slowly down to B and then B- because of her lack of hits after that franchise, was talking smack about one of her biggest side gigs. Apparently she dislikes being the face of this clothing line and only does it for the paycheck. She wont be renewing the contract. Kristen Stewart ("Twilight")/Dior
LAWYER 06/24 **#11**
Another drug dealer/enabler disguised as a boyfriend for this foreign born offspring B+ list celebrity/part-time host whenever she can get work doing it. The boyfriends last about as long enough as it takes for them to realize they are there just for the drugs they are willing to buy before some horrible fight leaves them running for their lives from her. Kelly Osbourne/Kes Glozier
LAWYER 06/24 **#12**
It has been a crazy week for this former tweener turned singer who is back on drugs. Earlier this week she was lashing out randomly at fans and other celebrities and she topped it off by hitting on this very married A list singer who turned her down in a second. If his actress wife found out, our former tweener would be getting a visit at home from her. Demi Lovato/Brad Paisley (GMA)/Kimberly Williams-Paisley
287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#13**
PART ONE: I have written about a lot of people in my past, but one person I havent written about or hinted that I knew is this A list mostly movie actress. Although I havent hinted that I knew or know her, I have written posts and blinds about her. I wrote one a few years ago that documented some of her early acting history and experiences. We dont talk now. We havent talked in a long time. It seems like a different life when you look at it now. We were both very young when we met. Slightly later in time when we met compared to some of the other people from my past I have introduced you to. The first time I met her Im not sure we even spoke to each other. I knew someone from a group of people she was with and the group of four or five people I was with hung out for a few hours with her group. It has been so long ago that I dont remember even learning her name. I specifically remember the night, but if not for later events, Im not sure I would ever have known she was in that group of people. Fast forward nine months. I was visiting a friend of mine. It was a Saturday morning. Friday night had been a million drinks and people and Saturday was starting off slow. One thing about me is that I rarely get hangovers. As long as I get four or five hours of sleep, Im generally good to go the next day. I might move slowly but there is not a lot of pain. This was not one of those days. There might have been an hour of sleep. My friend is living in this place with five or six other people. The thing is though, each room has a door. There is nothing open about it. It is like a circle of bedrooms with a living room and kitchen in the middle. Some of the bedrooms connect, but some open doors to bathrooms. It was really confusing. Probably not as confusing when stone cold sober operating on some decent sleep. I opened one of the doors and it was a bathroom. Standing there brushing her teeth was our actress. She recognized me long before I recognized her. She looked familiar. Where I had I seen her before? It was just like the other day. I was at a stoplight and a man walked through the crosswalk. I knew him from somewhere but couldnt place it. I even said it aloud. Eight hours later I was at a bar and to no one in particular it popped in my head. He was a guy who used to work all day every day at a Starbucks close to my house. For years he was there every day. Then he disappeared only to reappear in that crosswalk. It was going to be like that for me with our actress. Let us call her ML. I knew I had seen her before, but just couldnt make my mind work fast enough. Let me try and paint this picture for you. There were two doors into this bathroom. She presumably had come in the door opposite to the one I entered. There was a mirror that ran almost the length of the room between the two doors. She is facing the mirror brushing her teeth. I kind of freeze because there is a half dressed woman in front of me and also because I think I recognize her. She stops brushing for one second and then says my name and asks how our mutual friend is doing. She then continues brushing. Not a second of shock to see me even though she had not been at the party the night before. Not a raised eyebrow at the no knocking or finding her the way she was. Even with all of that it still took me what seemed like another minute or two before I finally caught up to the place where she was. Did I say something funny or witty? Nope. I just told her I was lost and just needed to find my way out to the living room. She kept her toothbrush in her mouth and made two hand signals indicating directions and then another to shoo me out of the room. Out of the room I went. Tomorrow I will tell you about the river and the 48 hours we spent getting to know each other.
PART TWO: The reason I was visiting my friend is we were going to hang out at one of our favorite spots. His parents owned a home on a river and it had been the sight of some glorious debauchery that we hoped to replicate. The house was massive and empty and far enough away from neighbors that it would take some noise approaching the level of a tornado siren for anyone to notice. Although the house was spread over multiple levels with balconies on each level facing the water there were very few bedrooms. Three or four is my recollection and in the living room there were several pull out sofas. So, my friend did what he always did. Anyone could come to the party. Hundreds of people showing up was fine with him. The only hiccup was that his close friends were guaranteed the bedrooms. Everyone else had to fight for floor space if they stayed the night. Interestingly enough this was not to be elitist or anything like that. All of us were perfectly willing to crash on the floor. My friend learned early on though that his parents would cut off access to the house if things were broken or turned up missing. As a solution he started putting everything breakable or valuable into the bedrooms. His friends used the bedrooms simply to keep everyone else from taking or breaking anything. The entire process of moving things into the bedrooms and back out again was an hours long process but the parties were so amazing that it was well worth the time. One of the people going to the party was ML. Because she was a roommate of my friend, she was also assigned bedroom space at the house. She also volunteered to help move furniture and breakables. The ride to the house took about an hour. Because the number of people exceeded the number of available seat belts in the few cars driving there, people were piled on top of each other. ML was piled on top of me. I was jammed against the backseat window in a two door car with the front seat pressed against my knees. ML still somehow found room to sit there, using the handle built into the door interior for balance. For an hour, through sharp curves and bumps over back country roads, she held on to the handle with one hand and rotated herself and was involved in a conversation with almost everyone in the car. She was friends with everyone and made each person feel special. I will save you all the setting up pre-party stuff, but we got along really well. So, fast forward to the party. These parties were all about the booze, about that booze. Oh, and the fastest way to get that booze inside the body. I actually was going really slow because I knew from past experience this would be a very long night. Plus, the night before was still lingering in my mind. I found myself at a table with ML and some others playing quarters. It turns out that ML is probably one of the worlds foremost quarters players. Seriously, if they had an Olympics for quarters, this is the person I would have wanted representing the US. She could do a regular quarter bounce or down the bridge of her nose. She could make the quarter bounce twice before hitting the cup. She only missed when she got bored or tried some new trick she wanted to practice. One of the people seated at the table was a few years older than the rest of us. Little did we all know what an important part of MLs life he would become. No, not a husband or anything like that although she has been married. Let us call this guy SL. He sat at one side of the table and kept trash talking ML and that she was getting lucky. 8 shots later directed his way and he was telling her how good she was and they were going to be best friends. They were friends for a few years and when he gave her a break, it was an homage to that table in the living room of that river house. Later on in life, things went back and forth with their friendship, but at that time they did become very good friends. He is A list, just not in the same way as ML. It was during this round of quarters that I started asking ML some personal questions. It turns out that she had a huge crush on some hair band singer and was hoping she would be able to hook up with him when he came to town to perform. She didnt, but did hook up with several other rock stars the next few years. Things certainly have not changed much with her. If you are a singer or musician, she will love you. Also at the party was someone a couple of years younger than everyone else. Let us call him DW. I honestly dont remember him being there. I know he was there because later on in time my friend told me he was and ML told me he was. I honestly dont remember it, but apparently DW and ML got to know each other at the party and this led to some bad times for ML down the road. All of you know who DW is. Even though didnt know it at the time and it was just a party, it actually was kind of a seminal point in time for the three people there who met each other for the first time. Just some random chance of fate in this house on the river. So, what happened between myself and ML? Despite my hopes at some kind of romance, that didnt happen. The next morning, I went with a different group of people than ML and didnt see her again for several years. As is the case with many things in my life like this, GG was at the center of it. She got me some premiere tickets to a movie. GG was a part of it and ML was in it. Im inside the theatre. I look up and see ML smiling at me. She took her arms and made the same gestures she had made in the bathroom years earlier. I didnt get to talk to her that night. I didnt talk to her for several years. She just took off way too fast too high and left everyone else in the dust. I ran into her about a decade ago and we had lunch and dinner several times and got along really well. When I started doing this site she learned about it from a mutual friend and decided she needed to keep her distance. I know she knew that I would never use anything she gave me here, but I think she thought people would think she was. I totally respect that decision and at some point in the future maybe we will be friends again.
ML: Renee Zellweger (first role: Mary Lou "A Taste for Killing")
SL: Richard Linklater (Directed "Slacker")
DW: Matthew McConaughey (David Wooderson in "Dazed and Confused")
Singers and Musicians: Jack White, Kenny Chesney, Doyle Bramhall
GG: Lisa Loeb (wrote "Stay" for "Reality Bites")
Connection: Austin, Texas
LAWYER 06/25 **#1**
At this point, it is still the biggest movie of the year. At the time it was being filmed, the two leads of the movie were supposedly dating other people. Each of those other people were cheating on the two leads. It turns out though that the two leads were also hooking up with each other.
Movie: "Captain America: Civil War"
Lead #1: Chris Evans (Minka Kelly)
Lead #2: Elizabeth Olsen (Boyd Holbrook)
LAWYER 06/25 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actress turned A list mostly movie actress who finally seems to be having a harder time getting work because of her continual box office bombs has gone to the Victoria Beckham get some attention quickly model. Prior to knowing she is going to be papped, the actress plays with her nipples to get them hard for the photos. Victoria used that for almost a decade. Jennifer Aniston (photo)
LAWYER 06/25 **#3**
There must be something really career threatening out there for this A+ list singer for her to bring out two sets of parents in her latest charade. Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston
LAWYER 06/25 **#4**
One of the reasons this movie has been delayed for another year is that the lead female in it is underage. You would never know that though by what she was forced to wear in the movie. Everyone at the studio was fine with it until they learned how old she is. It freaked them out. The director, a known womanizer and part-time actor probably had designs that he is some reincarnation of Louis Malle. He probably also wants to have sex with her when she turns 18.
Movie: "Going In Style"
Lead female: Joey King
Director: Zach Braff
LAWYER 06/26 **#1**
This Victorias Secret model you probably dont know unless I showed you her photo says she is sleeping with the soon to be husband of this permanent A+ list singer. Makes sense considering the A+ lister isnt sleeping with him just like I have been saying. James Packer/Mariah Carey
LAWYER 06/26 **#2**
This B-list mostly television actress who has not had much work since her middling almost network show went off the air does know her actor boyfriend starring in a network reboot was cheating on her with a waitress from a restaurant the entire time he was shooting the reboot right? Even when he was getting slammed by social media she was there with him. AnnaLynne McCord ("90210")/Dominic Purcell ("Prison Break") ('Vancouver Gulag' Instagram rant was sarcastic)
LAWYER 06/26 **#3**
KINDNESS: This B+ list former mostly movie actress turned television actress on a middling network show dropped $5K on some clothes for some teens who could only afford key chains at the shop where they were looking. The teens had been window shopping and talking about the clothes they wanted when the actress just bought it all for them. Anna Faris
LAWYER 06/26 **#4**
This foreign born now former boy bander is closeted. He also got robbed by an escort he found online. The former boy bander never told the police because he doesnt want everyone to know about his lifestyle. Niall Horan "One Direction"
GOSSIP LIFE 06/27
How do you market a product that is considered utterly lamentable by most of the general public? You shift focus to a different part of said product, a part of the product that isnt considered nearly as toxic and actually has previously conjured exaltation and excitement from the public. Its the approach a studio is taking to marketing this upcoming movie, which is causing great uncertainty and turmoil for a lot of peoples futures and projects, an uncertainty that continues to spread across every sect of the studio like a pestilential disease.
What is the movie? "Ghostbusters"
What is the toxic part? All female cast and racism because Patty, the only black Ghostbuster (played by Saturday Night Live star Leslie Jones) is a blue-collar worker for the New York City transit agency, while the other three - portrayed by Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig and Kate McKinnon - were all-white scientists
What is the not-so-toxic part? The soundtrack
LAWYER 06/27 **#1**
BET AWARDS: This former A+ list aging singer who comes from a singing family dumped her long time boyfriend because she had to take care of her family and pay off her massive debts. So, instead of being with someone for love she says she now has sold herself to the highest bidder and the winner is a guy who is living on borrowed time life wise because of all the people gunning for him. Toni Braxton/Birdman
LAWYER 06/27 **#2**
BET AWARDS: Besides winning the award for most work done to face and body since the last time she hit a red carpet, this former reality star turned A list singer turned train wreck also won the award for most open use of cocaine at the show. Nothing but the finest for her now that she has someone paying for it. Fantasia Barrino/Kendall Taylor
LAWYER 06/27 **#3**
BET AWARDS: This C+ list actress actually will move up to the B range this year but will be known for awhile longer more for who she has dated than her acting. Even though she has been dating a guy for six months she didnt bring him to the show because he is white and thought she would get a lot of crap for it. She got more crap for not bringing him. Love is love. Karrueche Tran
LAWYER 06/27 **#4**
BET AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress on a hit network show was the quiet age appropriate person to everyone who recognized her. If they didnt recognize her though, this way underage actress told the person she was anywhere from 18-25 depending on who was asking and who was willing to bring her drinks. Hammered by the end of the night and there were definitely some guys there who took advantage with some unlawful groping and touching. Tracee Ellis Ross/Yara Shahidi (16) ("Black-ish")
LAWYER 06/27 **#5**
BET AWARDS: It was a reunion for these two A list singers. One is in the closet and one is very much out. They had a six week fling back in the day which supposedly was on fire. The two women shared a hug that made people think there might be a repeat performance some time soon. Janelle Monae/Alicia Keys
LAWYER 06/27 **#6**
BET AWARDS: This B list singer is on an A+ list label. Even though she has released some of her own recordings, she is on the label for one reason only. To write songs for the star of the label and keep her mouth shut about what her input is. If they want her to stay really quiet though, she should probably stop smoking meth. It makes her very chatty and very needy for new hits. She knows a LOT of secrets about the empire. Tori Kelly/Katy Perry (Capitol)
LAWYER 06/27 **#7**
BET AWARDS: When this foreign born B- list mostly movie actress landed a television gig on a new show produced by that mogul/actor she was told that if she wanted to stay on the show, one of her duties would be to go on "dates" with studio executives and producers. Our mogul has a habit of doing this which is one of the reasons he is allowed to go over budget or have the occasional bomb. Plus, he makes a bunch of money for everyone. Zulay Henao ("If Loving You Is Wrong")/Tyler Perry
LAWYER 06/27 **#8**
BET AWARDS: This B+ list actress is on a very very long running show. If you dont work during the day you probably have seen it. Anyway, she was invited to the awards but one of her family members was not and she was told he was not welcome. Apparently the whole child molesting thing has finally become public knowledge and no one wants him around. That, and the last time he was around, he was extremely violent. Eva Marcille (Her brother molested Eva when she was younger)/Kevin McCall
LAWYER 06/27 **#9**
With all the publicity in this relationship it is easy to forget that this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor does enjoy the company of men. Preferable to women actually. Until a few weeks ago he was enjoying a relationship with his male publicist. Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 06/27 **#10**
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor skipped his wifes premiere because she didnt want him there. He would have taken attention away from her. She goes to his premieres because that is bonus attention. Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively "The Shallows"
LAWYER 06/27 **#11**
This A list mostly movie actress who was A list long before getting involved in the whole superhero thing has split from her husband. He found someone else. Scarlett Johansson/Romain Dauriac (I think this goes along with all those people cant be monogamous comments she has made the past few months)
LAWYER 06/27 **#12**
Another celebrity parenting fail. This permanent A list singer screwed up with one kid and now is letting his underage daughter have sex with a guy pushing 30.
Singer: Lionel Richie
Screwed up kid: Nicole Richie
Underage daughter: Sofia Richie
Guy pushing 30: (PROBABLY) Samir Nasri
LAWYER 06/27 **#13**
It must be really tough to keep your sobriety when your best friend is your old drug dealer and your roommate is your sober coach. Considering this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor basically lives with these 2 guys 24/7, it is an interesting dynamic. Another thing that must make things interesting is the sober coach definitely has a crush on our actor. The sober coach wants much more than to be just friends with the actor. The sober coach is the one who kept driving a wedge between our actor and the woman he called his girlfriend. The sober coach wanted the actor all for himself. Meanwhile, the drug dealer uses his place in this entourage to sell a vast quantity of drugs to people trying to get close to the actor. He also has used the connection to sell to other celebrities such as the offspring of A+ listers who wants a career of her own but has not had much luck. He stopped selling drugs to the actress turned escort when she kept wanting drugs for free. She did offer to have sex with him once for drugs but apparently he has sex all the time with women who want to sleep with the actor. He makes them sleep with him first and then kicks them out before they even have a chance to talk to the actor.
Actor: Zac Efron
Woman he called his girlfriend: Sami Miro
Offspring: Rumer Willis (Bruce Willis/Demi Moore); Ireland Baldwin (Alec Baldwin/Kim Basinger)
LAWYER 06/28 **#1**
This west coast Housewife has been spending the night with this ex-boyfriend she promised she would never see again. Vicki Gunvalson ("Real Housewives of Orange County")/Brooks Ayers
LAWYER 06/28 **#2**
Apparently this A+ list athlete hooked up with this married squeaky clean A+ list mostly movie actor while he was filming the latest installment to his franchise. She was in Europe competing and he was in Europe filming. They met at a party and one thing led to another. Maria Sharapova, Caroline Wozniacki or Serena Williams (Italian Open)/ Tom Hanks ("Inferno" filmed in Italy)
LAWYER 06/28 **#3**
Not losing weight fast enough to her liking after her pregnancy, this A+ list mostly movie actress has gone back to using coke. Coke makes her grumpy. Very grumpy. Dont even think about saying hello to her. Anne Hathaway
LAWYER 06/28 **#4**
After moving on from this at the time married A+ list mostly movie actor, this B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost television show who is a celebrity offspring has been hooking up with a different married guy. Throw out her one superhero romance and it has been all married guys for her the past few years.
B+ list actress: Minka Kelly (only child of former Aerosmith guitarist Rick Dufay)
Hit almost television show: "The Path" (HULU)
Superhero romance: Chris Evans ("Captain America")
LAWYER 06/28 **#5**
The alcoholic A list musician who lost his long time gig because of drinking is doing his best to get his under drinking age daughter to join the family addiction parade. Recently the pair have been getting drunk together. Richie Sambora ("Jon Bon Jovi")/Ava Sambora
LAWYER 06/28 **#6**
With her married boyfriend about to file for divorce and his wife not happy at all, this A- list teenage mostly movie actress is doing a little damage control by hooking up with the lap dog celebrity thinks he is the boyfriend the tabloids love. Chloë Grace Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham
LAWYER 06/28 **#7**
This seems a little high but apparently she is getting a lot of customers. This married former celebrity turned multiple reality star who likes getting naked charges $50 a minute for her webcam shows. Kendra Wilkinson
LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
Much like when she went to rehab before, this A+ list singer is talking to herself again all the time and has moved up from wine and champagne to pills and coke. Mariah Carey
LAWYER 06/28 **#9**
Yesterday I told you about that foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is dating a very famous female celebrity but also was until recently dating his male publicist. Well, it turns out that they may have been more than dating. They may have actually got married. That would make the celebrity a home wrecker. Ruh roh. Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston
LAWYER 06/28 **#10**
This foreign born celebrity probably reached A- or even A in her own country. Here, she was a girlfriend turned reality star who is desperate to stay famous. She spent two nights last week yachting to get financing for a movie that will star herself. Her husband wont help out at all with her Hollywood dreams but has no idea about the yachting. Elisabetta Canalis (dated George Clooney)/Brian Perri
LAWYER 06/28 **#11**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is taking ridiculous chances now because he needs drugs so much. His addiction is so bad that he has started purchasing drugs himself and from dealers he doesnt even know. Johnny Depp
LAWYER 06/28 **#12**
Everyone knows her but only because of her permanent A+ list celebrity mother. The daughter is on meth though and the mom has no idea. Lourdes Leon (Madonna)
LAWYER 06/28 **#13**
I suppose this show is a hit show. It has been on the air and almost air for awhile now. The thing is though, it is suffering from a lot of behind the scenes drama most of it featuring the star of the show. The show has been littered with cast changes throughout its history. If you are a female you are fired if you get more attention than our star. If you are male you get fired if you do not kiss the stars butt enough. One of the cast members who was always safe is this married A-/B+ list mostly television actor. Our star has had a massive crush on the actor which has kept him safe. Apparently the level of crush though has reached unacceptable limits to the wife of the actor and he bailed on the show. Just up and left which has caused our star to have some serious meltdowns on the set even when she is happy and bubbly off the set for cameras. What was a once fun place to work and a great job has turned into a huge chore and it feels like everyone is out looking for any other job than being on the show for another season.
Show: "The Mindy Project"
Actress: Mindy Kaling
Actor: Adam Pally (Daniella Liben) or Chris Messina (partner Jennifer Todd)
GOSSIP LIFE 06/29
This newly single B-list television actress is already planning on moving on from her broken relationship. With her co-star that plays her relative.
Show: "Modern Family"
Actress: Ariel Winter/Laurent Claude Gaudette
Co-star: Nolan Gould
LAWYER 06/29 **#1**
Break up with the boyfriend and this closeted former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer suddenly shows up in public with the girlfriend she has been with the past six months. Demi Lovato
LAWYER 06/29 **#2**
This flash in the pan reality star made a name for himself in the short time he was on this network reality show. Apparently he wont be consummating any relationships though because he is on so much HGH that he cant even stand to attention if you know what I mean. Chad Johnson "The Bachelorette"
LAWYER 06/29 **#3**
This oft troubled comedian was proud of himself the other day because he traded coke for sex with a woman who had been charging him $500 an hour to be with him. Apparently the coke cost way less per hour than the woman was charging. Katt Williams
LAWYER 06/29 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor expects his wife to remain chaste and available to him but meanwhile he is free to do whatever he wants including hooking up with a B list co-star not much older than his oldest child.
Actor: Bruce Willis/Emma Heming
Oldest child: Rumer Willis (born 1988)
Actress: Stephanie Sigman (born 1987)
Movie: "Going Under"
LAWYER 06/29 **#5**
This as close to a royal as you can be without actually being officially royal will be headed to the yachts this summer. Her boyfriend is seeing someone else and she doesnt want to have to work this year so will head to the yachts. A few years ago she did something similar in NYC. Pippa Middleton/James Matthews
LAWYER 06/29 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actress/model is foreign born but seems like she grew up here despite the last name agreed to do some modeling for a brands new campaign with a whos who of models but refused to take part if any of the whole reality star/reality stars friends took part. They were going to be asked but werent after our actress/model made her demands.
A- list actress/model: Milla Jovovich
Brands new campaign: "Jimmy Choo"
Models: Kendall Jenner ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")
LAWYER 06/29 **#7**
So much for the boyfriend that she was sharing with a tv star. This foreign born one hit wonder is hooking up with that very rich guy who is supposed to be marrying the singer. Unlike in that relationship he is actually having sex with the one hit wonder.
One hit wonder: Iggy Azalea (Australian) (equestrian)
Rich guy: James Packer (Australian)/Mariah Carey (the no sex with Mariah was how you knew they were not going to last)
Boyfriend/tv star: Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook (both equestrians)
LAWYER 06/29 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actress who does share the same last name as her former A+ list celebrity parent has been making it on her own. She won the contest to be the beard for this former tweener but it turns out she didnt know she was going to be a beard. She just found out about his preference for guys and feels crushed and lied to by the former tweener. Lily Collins (Phil Collins)/Nick Jonas
LAWYER 06/29 **#9**
This broke as a joke rapper/clothing store owner is back together with his bankrolling ex again, Meanwhile he still has the woman he was seeing living in his house. Oh, the house his ex is paying for. Tyga/KylieJenner
LAWYER 06/29 **#10**
This former west coast Housewife is dealing drugs to make ends meet. Lynne Curtin ("Real Housewives of Orange County")
LAWYER 06/29 **#11**
This foreign born Academy Award winning actress brought her husband along on her most recent business trip because he got an 18 year old student pregnant and she wants him far far away. The student is having the baby. Catherine Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas (Portofino, Italy); Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton (London)
LAWYER 06/29 **#12**
This A- list reality star from that MTV reality show got her daughter lip fillers. Farrah Abraham ("Teen Mom")
LAWYER 06/29 **#13**
MORE THE 90S:
#1 This barely in her teens actress from a hit Friday night show which has a reboot had an abortion during the run of the show and her parents didnt know at the time because the producers arranged it. Not sure if they know now. Jodie Sweetin "Full House"
#2 This foreign born actress from a long long running network show that spanned well over a decade missed almost an entire season because of her drug use. They used her voice from previous episodes to make it seem like she was on the show. Sarah Chalke (born in Canada) ("Roseanne")
#3- The voice of several characters on this long long long running cartoon show you all know survived several brutal attacks outside the studio where she recorded. Her celebrity now ex-husband was whacked out on drugs and blamed her for his downward spiral. I would blame something else in addition to the drugs. Nancy Cartwright ("The Simpsons")/Warren Murphy (Scientology)
(British blog) Which A-list prostitute keeps condoms full of the frozen jizz of her ultra-famous clients in a freezer unit at home? If shes hoping to make babies out of them, shes probably spoiled the batches but theyre still good evidence with which to secure a decent book/story deal. Kristin M. Davis "Manhattan Madame" (Eliot Spitzer, David Beckham, Alex Rodriguez, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Wall Street firms Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs; Helen Wood (Wayne Rooney and Hugh Bonneville)
GOSSIP LIFE 06/30
This comes directly from a high-ranking, self-admitted bitter source at a network. Hes talking of an A-list singer that used to work over there. He claims when she was there, she was very sweet but very fake, and would constantly spout sermons from her religious doctrine. The news story broke that shed lapsed and shed changed to a second more controversial, and he was stunned, knowing how devout she once was. After he got talking to an executive within the music industry, he discovered, however, that the A-list singer had been practising the second controversial for at least 3 years before the network source even knew her. She was a fake Bible basher. Ariana Grande (Catholicism) (Kabbalah)
LAWYER 06/30 **1#**
It has been too long since anyone used the exhaustion excuse to cover up their drug problem so congrats to our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress/reality host for bringing it back into fashion. Rita Ora
LAWYER 06/30 **#2**
This pint sized foreign born singer is A list everywhere in the world except for here, where she is B list and still basically a one hit wonder. Anyway, she just wont stop dragging out the closeted guy she keeps calling her boyfriend. Not even her biggest fans believe her or the relationship so she should just stop. Kylie Minogue/Joshua Sasse
LAWYER 06/30 **#3**
Speaking of closets, this closeted foreign born Academy Award winner doesnt even pay anything to his wife for keeping her silence. Not a penny and it isnt like they live a glamorous life or anything. I suppose there would be child support if they split, but she could have got herself a much better deal. Eddie Redmayne/Hannah Bagshawe
LAWYER 06/30 **#4**
Apparently this relationship might go full on Tom Cruise with our A+ list singer being pregnant. Much like the Cruise relationship with Katie Holmes, there will be lots of talk about the paternity of the child and how quickly there was a pregnancy in the relationship. Rihanna/Drake; Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston
LAWYER 06/30 **#5**
This A+ list athlete apparently is willing to let her ex-boyfriend continue to cheat on her. Her ex, a former A+ list athlete cheated on the athlete all the time and they split after he was caught for the umpteenth time but she wants more. Guess she is tired of bearding. Lindsey Vonn/Tiger Woods
LAWYER 06/30 **#6**
This outspoken child actress, turned tweener actress, turned actress in a reboot of the show which made her famous, is opposed to interracial marriage. Candace Cameron Bure
LAWYER 06/30 **#7**
This foreign born permanent A list model was at a premiere but barely saw any of the movie because of her every ten minute trips to the restroom. Her addiction is out of control. Kate Moss ("Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie")
LAWYER 06/30 **#8**
This celebrity offspring of an A list couple considers himself an actor/artist (who only gets work because of his parents) and says the LSD he uses contributes to his art. Yeah, what about the coke and pot? Art purposes too? Jaden Smith (Will and Jada Smith)
LAWYER 06/30 **#9**
Back to the IMDb. I dont remember "Love, Lies and Lullabies" but there is an actress in that movie who crashed and burned her career twice because of drugs. Susan Dey ("The Partridge Family" and "L.A. Law")
LAWYER 06/30 **#10**
More IMDb. "Women Of The House". There is a foreign born actress in that show who had her big break on this multi-season show. For two years she hit on the star of the show but had no luck. He says he is celibate, but he is deep in the closet because his family would shame him for sure if he came out. Ellen Dubin/Chris Kramer "The Collector"
LAWYER 06/30 **#11**
More IMDb. "King Of Queens" This former A lister who was a part-timer on the show has been to rehab twice. Ricki Lake; Lou Ferrigno
LAWYER 06/30 **#12**
More IMDb. "King Of Queens" Not a drug one, but this foreign born actress was A+ list in her own country until a couple of sex tapes she made with a guy were leaked to the internet. I think she just had a one time appearance on the show for a favor she did for someone. Monika Schnarre
LAWYER 06/30 **#13**
Earlier today one of my most favorite people tweeted this. "I feel like Ive lived a sheltered life. To this day, Ive never met anyone hospitalized for exhaustion." The person who Tweeted it is, Lisa Rieffel Dunn. So, I checked her IMDb page to see if this was possible. I ran across a few people right away so with her permission to use the Tweet but in no way shape or form did she contribute to this blind, lets have some fun.
1. Go to her second credit ("The Thorns "). There is an actress from that show that I once saw unconscious from drugs. She basically ruined her career with drug use. Lori Petty
2. I forgot she was on Ann Jillians show. I miss Ann Jillian. She needs to come back to tv.
3. The Cosby Show. Three actresses from that show had some serious nose candy issues. One still does. Phylicia Rashad, Tempestt Bledsoe, Sabrina Le Beauf or Lisa Bonet
4. The Trials Of Rosie ONeil. Did Sharon Gless use some drugs? Probably, but this is not about drugs on this one. You will have to click full cast to see this person. He used to be a B-/C+ list actor. He had a chance to go higher, but his first big break as a main cast member in a show was short lived because he had sex with the directors teenage mistress and the director said all kinds of things about him to everyone so he was only able to get mostly one offs or a couple of minor recurring type roles so he quit.
5. Blossom. Click on full cast. There is an A list actress (for her genre) on there. Im surprised she is alive after the 90s from all the drugs. Finola Hughes ("General Hospital")
I could go on all day with these. So, I will. The later blind items will just be a continuation.
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