NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 05/01 **#1**
This foreign born just about to be A list mostly movie actress when her two monster box office movies are released managed to shave a good 6 years off her age. When she didnt know she was going to be super famous though she gave an interview with her real age. If producers find out, she will start competing for mom roles.
Actress: Margot Robbie
Movies: "The Legend of Tarzan"; "Suicide Squad"
Age in 2008: 23
Current age: 25
LAWYER 05/01 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a superhero now makes his living primarily outside of the acting world. He loves it because he has a perfect built in excuse why his phone would be turned off while "working." It allows him to be totally inaccessible and do what he wants and his wife is getting tired of it. Tobey Maguire (Tobey Maguire (underground gambler)
LAWYER 05/01 **#3**
It turns out that this B- list actress who is hoping for a third installment of a Disney franchise was the other woman behind the split of this B+ list OITNB actress and her girlfriend. Dont forget the other man who I already told you about.
B- list actress: Maia Mitchell
Disney franchise: "Teen Beach"
B+ list OITNB actress/girlfriend: Ruby Rose (Phoebe Dahl)
Man: Keanu Reeves
LAWYER 05/01 **#4**
This female celebrity chef from the UK has been on a week long coke bender. She had been getting herself straight so this is quite the setback. Nigella Lawson
GOSSIP LIFE 05/02
The ensemble of this legendary A-list show is iconic and distinctive, but the show-runners and producers of said show were desperate to add another cast member through its run. They tried with so many actors and actresses throughout the years, offering almost ten individuals guests roles as a trial. Why didnt it happen? Did no one out of all the talent they tried work out? Absolutely not. There were several that they wanted full-time, but the cast would not let it happen. It was a clique of bullies, according to my insider. They protected each other and refused to allow anyone to steal the spotlight. If they werent manipulating situations to have actors fired, they were bullying them so bad that they felt they had to quit. "Friends"
LAWYER 05/02 **#1**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This B list mostly movie actress works a ton. Just in stuff no one watches. Everyone knows her name even if you cant pick her out of a crowd. Never one for being restrained, she was even less so this weekend when she threw a huge fit because she didnt think she was going to meet the President. She almost got thrown out of the place. Vivica A. Fox
LAWYER 05/02 **#2**
White House Correspondents Dinner: A guest at the table of this A- list actor who is a very infrequent co-star with the actress in #1 reported some odd behavior. Every 20 minutes or so, the actor would nod to his wife who would then caress her nipples briefly to make them hard. Our actor would smile and then continue with his evening. It happened at least four times. Jeff Goldblum/Emilie Livingston ("Independence Day" and "Independence Day: Resurgence")
LAWYER 05/02 **#3**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This soon to be B list mostly movie actress is currently a model. A model who rose to fame not really for her work, but for who she dated. She was with a guy who was probably in his 70s despite her being in her 20s. He kept wanting to kiss her and she would do that whole turn the head thing to get out of the way so all he ever got was cheek. There was not much she could do about the groping which was constant. I cant imagine what the ride home was like. Kelly Rohrbach (dated Leonardo DiCaprio) ("Baywatch")
LAWYER 05/02 **#4**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This B+ list actress is married. She went to the event solo and surprised a lot of people by being there and not with her husband. The surprise was even greater when she was spotted cuddling with another man at an after party. Candace Cameron Bure
LAWYER 05/02 **#5**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This A- list athlete only has bad things happen to her when she gets drunk. She is supposedly sober but she was putting away shots of tequila at an after party and becoming very aggressive. It was not a pleasant thing to watch. Hope Solo
LAWYER 05/02 **#6**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor has a franchise. He would have had two but the movie sucked. Everyone blames him. Drugs. If the after party the other night was any kind of hint how things are going now with the actor, drugs are still a huge part of his life. It wasnt coke he was snorting, but probably heroin. Miles Teller ("Fantastic Four")
LAWYER 05/02 **#7**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This A- list mostly movie director was cheating on his absent celebrity wife. The way he was acting most people didnt even know he is married. Tom McCarthy ("Spotlight")
LAWYER 05/02 **#8**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This female daytime talk show host walked back into the kitchen area pursuing a waitress she was interested in. The waitress finally had to just stay hidden in the kitchen to avoid the full on press by this host. Raven-Symoné "The View"
LAWYER 05/02 **#9**
White House Correspondents Dinner: This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress who just ended a run on a very hit kind of a network show was on pills. That is the guess anyway. She had a glass or two of wine, but her eyes were all wonky like Paris Hilton and she was slurring her words and having trouble completing thoughts. She kept putting on lipstick every few minutes too. Michelle Dockery/"Downton Abbey" (makes first Red Carpet appearance since fiancés death)
LAWYER 05/02 **#10**
This celebrity offspring is not like many other offspring. This offspring has not been looking for the limelight. There may be a reason because a brief brush with it got her recognized by several people she parties with which goes against everything her parents are against. Adamantly against. Malia Obama
LAWYER 05/02 **#11**
This female Southern Charm star might be even a bigger drug user than her former hookup partner. Didnt think that was possible. Kathryn Dennis/Thomas Ravenel
LAWYER 05/02 **#12**
Less than a year to live for this permanent A list legend who gets that listing from her time in a group and solo. Oh, and she is an Academy Award winner/nominee too. Diana Ross ("The Supremes")
LAWYER 05/02 **#13**
Remember back in the day when this actress was A list. Mostly movies and even an Academy Award winner/nominee. A slow, steady decline over the years has got her to the point where she spends an hour a day on the phone with paps to make sure they know exactly when to catch her with a guy and then has her PR team send out text and e-mail blasts about our actress being in a relationship. If she tried this hard with actual acting, she could probably resuscitate her career. Kate Hudson
LAWYER 05/02 **#14**
Deep down inside it is a game show. They wont ever call it one because then you have to play by certain rules. That being said, this was really pushing the envelope and fans of the hit network show would probably be ticked off to know the truth. They couldnt have this person win the whole thing, but they did keep her around as long as they could. Why? She was hooking up with one of the female "bosses" on the show and apparently it was so hot and heavy that the other contestants were amazed at how good the editing was on the show that you never saw any of it. Rozlyn Papa "The Bachelor"
She went from the trap house to the white house, and still cant catch a break in her love life. We watched her blend her family on the 50 yard line. But things are not always as they seem. Just when we thought this R&B singer was on to the next and in a happy an healthy relationship, sources allege that this baller is cheating every chance he can get with a model "Becky." Allegedly he calls this Becky so much, she wonders why he even put a ring on his singer lady in the first place. This couple has been solid in their pledge to abstain from sex until marriage. No more body parties for her until her wedding night. Perhaps a trip down the isle will make the cheating stop? Do you know who we are talking about? Ciara/Russell Wilson
LAWYER 05/03 **#1**
When she inevitably tries to sell you something which she will say is the reason she lost weight so quickly, dont believe her. Two rounds of liposuction and multiple daily personal training sessions are the reason. Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 05/03 **#2**
I have written about her before being rude to people who she considers beneath her. She hates her fans. A lot. One guy she thought was a fan is actually an A+ list producer. She yelled at him for even daring to talk to her. An hour later, her agent called because he had heard how rude she was to the producer and wanted to know if it was true. Our actress then tried to make things right with the producer, but he wanted nothing to do with her and has told every person he knows not to work with her. Amy Schumer
LAWYER 05/03 **#3**
One A lister has not said a peep about the passing of Prince. Why? The just about permanent A list singer from an A list family hated Prince with a passion. She has for the past several decades and him passing was probably celebrated in her house. Janet Jackson
LAWYER 05/03 **#4**
This A list talk show host is having trouble getting bookings. Her fans like her because she doesnt kneepad, but now celebrities are refusing to do her show because they dont want to be seen as supporters of her format. Wendy Williams
LAWYER 05/03 **#5**
Our favorite annoying couple are back and this time they have cost fans a ton of money. It turns out that our actor had an appearance outside the country but canceled at the last minute and fans were unable to get a refund. The thing is, he knew six weeks ago when he planned another trip with his actress wife and another couple that he would not be appearing. He didnt want to go to the appearance. If he had said so six weeks ago, fans could have got their money back. Ian Somerhalder/Nikki Reed (supposed to attend a comic-con)
LAWYER 05/03 **#6**
MET GALA: It was a business trip for this former A-/B+ list singer which is why she said her future husband didnt tag along. Business in this case meaning she was seeing one of her regulars while in town and it would have been awkward to say she had to leave to see her boyfriend. Ciara (Russell Wilson)
LAWYER 05/03 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actor should have been nominated for an Academy Award this past year instead of the old retread. In any event, our actor was in a spa the other day to get his entire body waxed. Apparently the place he used to use closed or we would have never known. Michael B. Jordan ("Creed") (old retread: Sylvester Stallone) (life changing knowledge and breaking news this one huh?)
LAWYER 05/03 **#8**
MET GALA: One event this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor does not mind taking his beard is the Met Gala. The closeted actor has hooked up with several designers in the past, and one currently. Alexander Skarsgård/Alexa Chung; Jason Statham/Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
LAWYER 05/03 **#9**
MET GALA: These two former actresses were talking last night. Outside chain smoking their tiny little hearts out after drinking enough booze to even affect me. Anyway, they said their problem with a certain rebooted show has nothing to do with anyone except the actor who kind of organized the reboot. They dont like him. At all. If he wasnt there, they would do it. Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen ("Fuller House"/John Stamos)
LAWYER 05/03 **#10**
MET GALA SOLANGE BLIND: "Shout out to when you think you all artsy and sh-t, but your just rude and annoying lol," Kanye West
LAWYER 05/03 **#11**
MET GALA: The attendee who ticked off Anna is still not liked or even acknowledged by this permanent A+ list singer. Totally ignored her last night and brushed off attempts to have them speak. Lady GaGa/Madonna
LAWYER 05/03 **#12**
#1- The most strung out in need of rehab desperately and I came to the Met gala blitzed out of my mind goes to this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring. Lily-Rose Depp
#2- The person who wont be invited back aka Anna was ticked off goes to this A- list singer wannabe actress. Lady Gaga
#3 Im not sure how anything is even real on this A+ list reality star any longer. All that makeup she wears definitely hid the scars from the recent work done to her face. Kim Kardashian
#4 The theme of the night certainly made it much easier to hide the track marks for this foreign born now solo singer. Zayn Malik
#5- The most interesting place to hide your coke award goes to this Academy Award winner/nominee who also sings. Or should it be the singer who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Either way, the top of the prop he brought was the perfect hiding place. Jared Leto (cane)
33. MR. X
MET GALA: What two TV hosts greeted each other by each doing a double barrel salute? How classy Dont worry folks, this is just the beginning of this feud. Michael Strahan/Andy Cohen
GOSSIP LIFE 05/03
This "model" spent near entirety of the Met Gala in the bathrooms, snorting coke and drunkenly firing barbs about her boyfriend. Bella Hadid (The Weeknd)/Hailey Baldwin
I first heard this rumour a few weeks ago. Now two more people have told me the same rumour, all circulating among people in New York about a hot actor and a married woman with a famous husband. Its been a while since hes made a relationship stick. Because hes so devoted to his work. One relationship apparently fell apart because of his work. We love him because hes great at his job and so personable, handsome and cute at the same time. And stays out of trouble, off the party circuit, never attached to any drug-doing smut. Maybe the trouble he gets into has to do with who he hooks up with? According to gossips in New York, he had an affair with the wife of a wealthy celebrity. Because of her marriage, shes well-connected and has her own famous friendship circle that overlaps with his friendship circle. And while she doesnt seem like his recent types, you dont have to go back too far to find similarities with a previous type. This happened a while ago and ended not dramatically. Word is it took him a while to get over not the emotion of it but the guilt. And he beat himself up pretty badly over what he considers a major mistake.
Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal (ex-girlfriend: Reese Witherspoon)
Wife/famous husband: Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld
LAWYER 05/04 **#1**
They might have made happy faces for the cameras, but our favorite foreign born singer/wannabe actress was out with friends last night and trash talked the A+ list singer she was supposedly all good with the night before. Rita Ora/Beyoncé
LAWYER 05/04 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor left his girlfriend behind at a party. She told everyone it was because he had to work early the next morning. He might have, but he left with a male assistant to a fashion designer he met earlier in the night. Probably didnt get much sleep that night. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk
LAWYER 05/04 **#3**
Not a happy night at the performance of this musical last night. There were no words spoken between this B+ list mostly movie actress and the rest of her cast mates after she basically said she carried them all. She has good PR people who made things better outside in the real world, but backstage was a whole other story. Jennifer Hudson/"The Color Purple"
LAWYER 05/04 **#4**
That former A list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring? The one who is always looking for publicity? Yeah, she kept her promise from last year and even told the designer who dressed her last year to f**k off when he came up to her the other night. Kate Hudson/Michael Kors (in 2015 he also dressed Elizabeth Banks who looked better)
LAWYER 05/04 **#5**
Well, apparently this Teen Mom had to cough up $5K to stop a recording of her going on an N word rant. The person who recorded it could have got way more from selling it to tabloid. They probably just needed quick drug money. Farrah Abraham
LAWYER 05/04 **#6**
Apparently this former A list tweener who now sings in a different group got punched a few times in the gut by this former A- list mostly television actor who is known for his love of women. One of those women is a close friend and the former tweener made some inappropriate advances. Joe Jonas
LAWYER 05/04 **#7**
I have never heard of this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress losing her cool in public. She did the other day and blasted her husband at a park. All those years of being forced to do period piece films probably taking their toll. Keira Knightley/James Righton
LAWYER 05/04 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie director is an a-hole when it comes to his ex, who is an actress. He will call her or text her to tell her who he had sex with last and describe it all. The guy is not nice. Tim Burton/Helena Bonham Carter
LAWYER 05/04 **#9**
This A+ list singer has some people on her payroll who just randomly show up where the "boyfriend" happens to be. They are there to spot in advance any issues which might reflect poorly on the singer. Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris
LAWYER 05/04 **#10**
This foreign born mostly movie actor is A- list. I think he might have four or five franchises going on for him right now. His biggest one to date is set to come out soon. He cheated on his very long term girlfriend with this A- list pay cable actress who says she dumped him because he cheated on her at least four times. She only knew about one when they split and found out about the rest later.
Actor: Idris Elba
Franchises: "Thor" and "Avengers" (Heimdall); "Star Trek Beyond" (Krall); "Finding Dory" (Fluke); "The Jungle Book" (Shere Khan); "The Dark Tower" (The Gunslinger)
Long term girlfriend: Naiyana Garth
A- list actress:
LAWYER 05/04 **#11**
KINDNESS: This actress is probably unknown to lots of you. She was in a big franchise, but not the franchises one typically thinks of. Book based though. She is on a long running almost network show. I wouldnt call it a hit, but on that network, you dont really need to have huge numbers. She is foreign born. One of the leads on her show. It films outside the US and when she got to that city she found a school that was looking for volunteers. She takes part in an after school program there several times each week. Reads to the kids, helps them with their homework. Leads art and craft projects. A couple of the teachers knew she was an actress but not what she was in. One day they had a movie day though and the movie that was picked was the first in that franchise of hers. Apparently it was quite the scene when all the kids pointed to the screen and then back to the actress. She has been volunteering at this school for years now. Anna Popplewell/"The Chronicles of Narnia"/"Reign" (The CW filmed in Canada and Ireland)
47. MR. X
At least one feud this daytime talk show host has is not real. She supposedly is feuding with this actress/former talk show host/reality star but it was just to drum up some publicity for the latters reality show. Wendy Williams/Holly Robinson Peete (feud)
48. MR. X
A groupie of this B+ list singer who has a history of assault says she was raped. He says it is a shakedown. Trey Songz
GOSSIP LIFE 05/04
This former B-lost footballer committed suicide abruptly, sending the footballing world into frenzy and confusing many of his colleagues. Why? How? What? It seemed like there was no explanation for the tragedy. We have the explanation. The footballer was gay and struggled with his sexuality. He suffered from clinical depression. An injunction obtained by his wife prevents this information from surfacing. Gary Speed
GOSSIP LIFE 05/05
This B-list family that were likely once A want their own reality show. The parents feel their relevance slowly slipping and have established the childrens identifies and personalities to the public as a sort of pre-show preparation. They had a show once and it failed. Theyre determined for this to work. David and Victoria Beckham ("Victoria Beckham: Coming to America" in 2007)
LAWYER 05/05 **#1**
The most important thing stolen in a recent robbery involving a couple of trying to make themselves relevant reality stars were some medical documents and copies of blood tests that are pretty explosive. Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna
LAWYER 05/05 **#2**
This feud/shade thing between this former A-/B+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list singer and an A list rapper is because the former tweener tried to hit on the rapper and was turned down flat. Demi Lovato/Nicki Minaj
LAWYER 05/05 **#3**
Apparently this former A+ list tweener turned decent performance artist has an entirely different narrative of her time working with this permanent A list director than he does and it is creepy. Miley Cyrus/Woody Allen/"Untitled Woody Allen Project" (TV Series)
LAWYER 05/05 **#4**
What happens when you are a guy working for a certain A- list rapper and you get hit on by your boss? Well, if you turn him down, you get fired. Kanye West
LAWYER 05/05 **#5**
This actress briefly touched A list. You could argue a little lower, but I actually think she hit it twice. Once in the movies and then again on television. The show was great, but no one watched it. Since then though, our foreign born actress is one big miss after another. A lot of it is drugs. Pills. She is really difficult to work with so people choose not to. She quit for awhile a couple of years ago but is back on them now in a big way and they really affect her personality. Minnie Driver ("Good Will Hunting"; "The Riches"; "About A Boy")
LAWYER 05/05 **#6**
KINDNESS: I dont know if this foreign born permanent A+ list singer/musician from a top 3 all-time group does this at every show or not, but at a recent show he did something nice for a large group of visually impaired people. I will let the recipient of it tell it in her own words. "We went to the concert last night. It was a big secret because it was free for our group. We were told it was because they were undesirable seats where the sound was great but the stage was out of range, perfect for the visually impaired. THEY LIED! We were dead center, 9 rows up from the floor! Probably the best seats! Also we got waved through security, not even wanded! And we were in VIP parking. I just found out today that our tickets were courtesy of ________________________! He wanted visually impaired and blind people to be able to attend show, so he gave our group the opportunity!" Paul McCartney
LAWYER 05/05 **#7**
This talk show sidekick has had a noticeable change in behavior the past few weeks and has been hard to work with and even trying to push the host aside which is never a good thing. One of the crew thinks it is booze.
LAWYER 05/05 **#8**
This A list reality star who overcharges for products is cheating on her broke boyfriend with another guy who is in the same industry and even more broke. They hooked up while collaborating. Kylie Jenner/Tyga/Burberry Perry (and then they split)
LAWYER 05/05 **#9**
I think he found someone. He actually found someone willing to be with him again. This A+ list mostly movie actor convinced his foreign born co-star from a very very recent film to publicly date him. Tom Cruise/Sofia Boutella; Rebecca Ferguson
LAWYER 05/05 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show that seems to create a new spin off every day is known for his drinking. While doing a morning talk show, the host said he was scared that a light would break and that the whole studio would explode because of the alcohol vapors coming off the actor. Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead")/"Today"
LAWYER 05/05 **#11**
You know that guy in the post below. Yeah, well he is going to take over for the guy who comes on earlier when they fire the earlier guy.
LAWYER 05/05 **#12**
I love this actor. A- list. Academy Award winner/nominee. Aging. Possible murder witness. Some publicist working with him for his latest movie was trying to tell him who was going to be interviewing him. The actor, in his unique way of talking, said something along the lines of, "Why, do I need to know their name? Will we be dating? Perhaps a dance? Did you want me to dance with them? Is this what this is all about? Do you like dancing? I dont even know your name, which is why I wont be dancing with you." Christopher Walken (Natalie Woods death)
LAWYER 05/05 **#13**
Apparently there are some parental celebrity jerks on the other side of the Atlantic too. This actor is just about as bad as Charlie Sheen, minus the hookers and drugs and death threats. Our actor was at one time A+ list. Now, not so much. I would give him A- list, but he needs to stop spending so much time hitting on college students and get back to acting more frequently if he wants to move back up. Anyway, much like Charlie, our actor has multiple baby mamas. The first woman who had his children was getting paid a fairly modest sum for child support. She would have got way more over here. He cheated on her all the time. The first child she had with him he accused her of getting pregnant for the money. I guess that is what she was doing the second time he got her pregnant too? What an ass. While he was getting her pregnant, he also got at least one other woman pregnant. Anyway, at some point she got tired of him cheating on her and getting other women pregnant and broke things off. So, he lowered the amount he was paying her even further. He did tell her he would increase it if she continued to have sex with him. So, needing the money, she did for awhile. Then she landed a better job and said she was not going to do it anymore. He then cut her off completely and said he wanted nothing to do with her or the kids until she changed her mind. Hugh Grant/Tinglan Hong
(British blog) Which frog-faced impresario and noted hater of the poor is hatching plans to spawn further? He has had his sperm frozen at a London clinic. Andrew Lloyd-Webber (votes to cut tax credits for the poor)
My husband and I flew in from Vegas to London Friday around noon. After customs, at baggage claim, we came upon a flight carousel from Atlanta and I saw someone who looked so familiar but she was furtively looking about, it was odd. Then as I watch her pick up 15 (seriously had to be that many) LV suitcases to my 2 samsonite hard sides. I realized that it was [Someone she had seen on a Real Housewives show!] She looked very pretty but acted as if she were afraid to be seen. We all collected our bags and she RAN off into the bar by the exit and sat behind a ficus tree and peaked out every few moments. As I waited for our driver I walked by her once more and said [her name] just to see if she would acknowledge it or if I just had jet lag. Anyway, she made eye contact and I said, "oh excuse me, I thought you were someone else." By then, Im hoping to see the all the real housewives come out of customs. But they didnt, instead a gorgeous man came in and walked over to her and they started to go at it like wolverines right at the bar and knocked over Mr. Ficus! The police and Im unsure who else came running over to make sure they were okay and also not some terrorist, it was a big to do! I couldnt stick around as my driver had arrived. Hmmm, wonder why a woman would be hiding a romance behind a potted plant. Literally. NeNe Leakes/"Real Housewives of Atlanta" (loves Louis Vitton)
(British blog) Looks like all hell is about to break loose in the courts again. While the Supreme Court justices continue to mull over the PJS olive-oil-threesome injunction, a U.S. publication has got wind of another story concerning a UK celebrity (a "world-famous" actor according to the ruling) who has paid to have the courts hush up a rather embarrassing indiscretion of his. The story in question dates back quite a while (this was pre-2012) and he might have gotten away with it too had it not been for the fact that hes become a much bigger name in the States over the last few years. Luckily for him, his recent success means that he has a fair bit of cash to throw at a fresh legal battle. A little less luckily, hes just started a new job this week one which is now going to get a lot of unexpected interest from the UK press. Funny because PR has never really been his strong suit Hugh Bonneville/"Downton Abbey" (hired prostitute to use sex toy on him)
LAWYER 05/06 **#1**
This actor has spent a career being the indie king. Back in the day they were small indies. Now, they are studio films but seem like big indies. Anyway, he was going to transition over to television but that may not happen. Everyone saw him doing drugs inside his latest premiere. While it was showing up on the big screen, our actor was doing bumps of what looked like coke, but some said it was heroin. Either way, it is questionable if he is going to land this once in the bag tv gig. Ethan Hawke/"The Phenom" and "Celebrities Visit SiriusXM"
LAWYER 05/06 **#2**
This actress, who everyone loves when they meet her bailed on a party last week. The actress, who is A-/B+ list and went from one franchise to another while also getting an Academy Award win/nomination was not being paid attention to. She was at the party and is used to being the focus of attention and not one person came up to her or fawned over her so she left. Anna Kendrick (Met Gala)
LAWYER 05/06 **#3**
I have written once before about this news legend/icon who is suffering from memory loss and early dementia. She was at some event a few weeks ago and started telling a story and got to a certain point in the story and started again and then did it once more. It was really sad to see. Barbara Walters
LAWYER 05/06 **#4**
This former anchor turned reporter who has A+ list name recognition wants people to think she is quitting a job. In reality, her contract wont be renewed because no one she works with likes her diva demands. Plus she costs a fortune for not much in return. Katie Couric
LAWYER 05/06 **#5**
This married former A- list rapper is a part-time actress. In her most recent film she hooked up with this Academy Award winner/nominee. Eve/Common "Barbershop: The Next Cut"
LAWYER 05/06 **#6**
Staffers on this popular daytime talk show are buzzing about the married hosts affair with a member of his staff. Steve Harvey
LAWYER 05/06 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee and this A list comic actress barely spoke to each other while filming a recent movie. Apparently it was as bad as the filming between Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon back in the day. Matt Damon/Kristen Wiig ("Downsizing")
LAWYER 05/06 **#8**
KINDNESS: This B list actress is a celebrity offspring but people always forget that. She is on a hit almost television show and once had an interesting moniker on this site. Anyway, at her gym she paid for year long memberships for every mother in her regular spin class. Rashida Jones (Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton)/"Angie Tribeca"
LAWYER 05/06 **#9**
A favorite trick of this married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and in a career resurgence is to place his hand on the butt of females he finds attractive who want to take their photos with him. If they dont try to move away he chats them up and then asks for their phone number. Kevin Costner
LAWYER 05/06 **#10**
KINDNESS: This B- list mostly television actress wife of an A+ list mostly movie actor did something really sweet. Two women were ahead of her in line at a toy store and were paying with cash. They were each digging around their purses and wallets because they were like $2 short on about a $200 purchase. Our actress pulled out a credit card and insisted she pay for the whole thing. Not just the $2. The entire purchase. Jenna Dewan Tatum (Channing Tatum)
LAWYER 05/06 **#11**
You know, going to a charity event is a volunteer thing. No one is making you attend or participate. So, when this foreign born A list mostly movie actress spent hours complaining about everything for her five minute appearance, organizers decided they would not have her back next year. Helen Mirren "14th Annual Stuttering Association For The Young Benefit Gala"
LAWYER 05/06 **#12**
#1 This Academy Award winning director who really was known more for theatre slept with most of the men and women in the movie for which he won. The movie itself won more than a handful of Oscars. Bob Fosse/"Cabaret" (won 8 Oscars)
#2 This foreign born a-hole of a director who is still alive has talked smack about this permanent A list actress for decades because she wouldnt sleep with him. There was also the time she kicked him in the balls. Twice. Roman Polanski/Faye Dunaway "Chinatown"
#3 This actor had hundreds of credits to his name and was A list at one point in his career. Before finally killing himself, he attempted suicide over a dozen times. George Sanders
#4- This actress is really Old Hollywood and at one point was married to one of those last names that screams Old Hollywood. He wanted her life insurance money and killed her while they were out of the country. He was never charged. Olive Thomas/John Pickford
LAWYER 05/07 **#1**
This foreign born A list actress stars on a very hit long running network show. She contributed to the failed campaign of this large Governor. Now, he is trying to get her to publicly support Donald Trump. It would be a shocker. Sofia Vergera ("Modern Family")/Govenor Chris Christie
LAWYER 05/07 **#2**
This foreign born singer could use some new music out there. That hit is barely even played any longer. She keeps herself in the news through other ways. Anyway, she is going to play some Pride shows this spring and summer but is secretly homophobic. She just plays the gigs because she needs the money. Iggy Azalea
LAWYER 05/07 **#3**
This Academy Award winner who is having a career resurgence thanks to a tv show picked up an award at a recent event. Fairly high profile. Dumped it in the trash when he was leaving. About par for this guy. Cuba Gooding Jr./"2016 TV Land Icon Awards" ("The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story", was honored with the Instant Icon Award, with Oscar® winner Cuba Gooding Jr. accepting on behalf of the series' stars, creators and producers)
LAWYER 05/07 **#4**
This A list reality star with a side gig didnt know it at the time, but she was carrying some drugs in her purse belonging to the boyfriend of one of her best friends. The boyfriend slipped it in the bag when he thought they might be searched going into a club. Nice guy to leave her holding the bag so to speak. Kendall Jenner/Zayn Malik/Gigi Hadid
GOSSIP LIFE 05/09
Everywhere this A-list mogul/director goes at the moment is a mess. He causes such crazy drama and is known to have fiery arguments with the cast and crew that people arent exactly lining up to work with him. Lee Daniels (exits "Richard Pryor: Is It Something I Said?"); Ridley Scott "Alien: Covenant"; James Cameron "Avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5"
LAWYER 05/09 **#1**
This A+ list everything in her mind singer/actress/reality star slept with the married father of the bride recently for a nice big paycheck and some financing for a project. Jennifer Lopez ("Aint Your Mama" music video)
LAWYER 05/09 **#2**
There was sparse attendance at a farewell party for this reality star turned singer turned Academy Award winning actress after her last gig ended. She really burned a whole lot of bridges with the cast and crew. Jennifer Hudson ("The Color Purple" on Broadway)
LAWYER 05/09 **#3**
This married B+ list mostly movie actress who is married to an A+ lister hooked up with the getting more famous than his brother actor after a recent party. The actor she hooked up with is also in a relationship.
Married actress/husband: Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
Famous brother: James Franco
Getting more famous/relationship: Dave Franco/Alison Brie
Event: Art of Elysium Presents Tom Franco during a Art Salon
LAWYER 05/09 **#4**
This former A+ list child actor who everyone knows from your grandparents down to ten year old kids owns more womens clothes than mens clothes. No one recognizes him when he is outside dressed as a woman and he likes that feeling. Macaulay Culkin
LAWYER 05/09 **#5**
These two celebrity offspring daughters are financially supporting their celebrity mom. They dont mind paying for her bills, but are getting ticked off her bills include tens of thousands of dollars a month for shopping and her "contributions." Bella and Gigi Hadid (Yolanda Foster Hadid)
LAWYER 05/09 **#6**
This actor/Grammy winning rapper has been married about a year. Never shy about cheating, his wife says the the rapper/actor hooked up with this singer who never seems to sing but is somehow always getting her photo taken and invited to events. Maybe they want her athlete boyfriend to show up.
Singer/boyfriend: Ciara/Russell Wilson
LAWYER 05/09 **#7**
They are still technically married. This A+ list mostly movie actor and his B+ list actress wife have been looking cozy recently. She does know he is hooking up with someone on a fairly regular basis right? I guess to be fair so is she. It is all so complicated. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner
LAWYER 05/09 **#8**
This celebrity offspring is a sometime hookup of a former A+ list tweener. She hooked up with the editor of a magazine so she could be named in one of their best of issues. She then went around saying what an honor it was and how hard work pays off with a bunch of blessed hashtags after getting on the list. Hailey Baldwin (Justin Bieber) (One of Marie Claires five "Fresh Faces")
LAWYER 05/09 **#9**
This B- list celebrity should probably think about stopping the drug use. You know, because she is missing work and is pregnant. Blac Chyna
LAWYER 05/09 **#10**
This foreign born A- list actor has about three shows going on at the same time. Impressive. Also some movies. Also, a thing for partying and hookers. Ever since this actor got divorced it has been non-stop women and booze. At an event in Vegas recently, he partied for almost 24 hours straight. The only break was a mandatory one hour get together with some other actors from an upcoming project. Im not sure how he functions. Will Arnett (CinemaCon 2016 - Warner Bros. Pictures "The Big Picture," An Exclusive Presentation Highlighting The Summer Of 2016 And Beyond)
LAWYER 05/09 **#11**
Apparently its all about the $, all about the money for this A-/B+ list singer who has already told people she hates her new single. A lot. She loves the money more than her pride though. Meghan Trainor "Me Too"
LAWYER 05/09 **#12**
Why yes, that was our favorite foreign born singer/actress in a Vancouver bar. Why yes, that was a drunken argument she got into with a fan of an A+ list singer. Rita Ora/Beyoncé
LAWYER 05/09 **#13**
There is a guy out there who has a few tattoos on his body. Old Hollywood tattoos. He has a tattoo of an original Andy Griffith Show t-shirt on his leg. Oh, also Andy Griffith as Matlock tattoo. Another tattoo he has on his body is the reason for the blind. It is a tattoo of this still alive and still kicking foreign born former A list actress. She can sing and dance and act. She was on a very long running hit network show. Despite being nominated more than 10 times, she has never won an Emmy which is keeping a technically EGOT out of her hands. Anyway, this guy sees that she is going to be performing and is desperate to show her his new tattoo. He has a glossy photo of it made up for her to sign. he waits patiently outside the theatre door for her to emerge. "Ms. ______; I am a HUGE fan of your work! You were magical in (play she had just finished)."extends picture and pen. Bodyguard takes the picture and notices its a tattoo of the actress. Guy shows him the actual tattoo .bodyguard loves it and points it out to the actress. Guy shows her ..can barely contain his excitement. "I certainly hope thats not permanent", she sniffs. Undaunted, the guy explains how hes loved her since he was a boy and timidly asks if she wouldnt mind signing the picture (he wanted to ask her to sign the leg but sensed it might go too far). "Absolutely not. Go away," she sniffs, again. Bodyguard shrugs a sincere apology .he thought she would comply. Guy is crushed, thanks her anyway, then slinks away. Angela Lansbury
MediaTakeOut.com received a bit of tea that's just so JUICY, that we had to post it here. Obviously, an innocent unborn child is being discussed, so we are going to be sensitive and NOT reveal the name of the celebrity that we are talking about. (We are NOT talking about Tarji P Henson - we just used her pic above for effect). Anyways, a TRINIDADIAN man reached out to MediaTakeOut.com two weeks ago, claiming to be the FATHER of this celebs unborn child. The man EXCLUSIVELY told MediaTakeOut.com, "I learned the news that [CELEBRITY] is pregnant, that's my baby." The man, who works as a club promoter in Trinidad continued, "[NAME OF CELEBRITY] came to Trinidad for Carnival. She was with friends, a bunch of security, and a guy she calls her brother. They all came to my club, and I treated them all with respect." The man claims that as he got to know the lovely young celeb, and that two got romantic. The insider explained, "I am a very well endowed man. Everyone here knows that I have been blessed by God. My friends started joking about it, and [the celebrity] must have been intrigued." He claims that the celebrity was flirting with him all night - and into the next day. The handsome club promoter claims that the parties continued non-stop through the next day. But that after the second night of partying, he and the celebrity went back to her hotel room. The club promoter explained, "There were a lot of women there interested in me, but I was more interested in [the celebrity]. She asked me to come back to her [hotel], and I obliged her." The Trinidadian man claims that they had sex at least THREE TIMES that night, and that they did NOT use protection. The man explained, "I don't believe in [condoms]. I leave it in God's hands, if he wants to give me a baby, then he will give one to me." The man already has six children, all living in Trinidad. And why is he so certain that HE is the one who impregnated the celebrity. The handsome island man told MediaTakeOut.com, "You know how you just feel something in your bones. I feel it." We should note that the Trinidadian man has a DARK SKINNED complexion. We'll know SOON ENOUGH whether he's telling the truth or not . . . Blac Chyna
GOSSIP LIFE 05/10
Ever since this B-list actress won/got nominated for a very prominent award, her self-importance has skyrocketed. She genuinely feels that her influence is unmatched and thinks her endorsements of charities and politicians are career-defining. Saoirse Ronan; Brie Larson
LAWYER 05/10 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring actually had her PR people call a talk show to make sure the talk show asked this former tweener turned singer about his love life and to specifically ask about our actress. Kate Hudson/Nick Jonas ("Ellen DeGeneres Show")
LAWYER 05/10 **#2**
Apparently this former A list singer who also acted back in the day likes to be high as a kite before she takes the stage. She wont go on until she is high so if she gets bad stuff or it does not affect her the way she wants, she starts all over again. Frustrating for fans. Lauryn Hill
LAWYER 05/10 **#3**
It looks like it is not only this Teen Mom who is cheating, her significant other is also cheating. On a private Instagram account there are photos of the couple all over each other. Kailyn Lowry/Javi Marroquin
LAWYER 05/10 **#4**
This A list rapper is not pregnant. Everyone always wants her to be pregnant which would be a really bad idea. Get her off sizzurp first. Nicki Minaj (Meek Mill)
LAWYER 05/10 **#5**
This always good looking actor/model finally got a pretty decent break with that hit cable show run by the guy who seems to run everything on that network. Anyway, our actor was at a party this week and those good looks were meth ravaged. Evan Peters ("American Horror Hotel"/Ryan Murphy)
LAWYER 05/10 **#6**
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor who just reached that status cheated on his actress wife. With who? A very recent co-star who is also an A+ list actress. The two were out of town doing a very quick event. In her hotel room. They were in the room for about an hour. Nothing happened on set. So, this was unexpected. Chris Pratt/Jennifer Lawrence (2016 CinemaCon/"Passengers")
LAWYER 05/10 **#7**
It is interesting how this director talks about bullying when he enabled bullying on the set of a recent film. He let the big stars do and act however they what wanted to everyone else on the set.
Director: Paul Feig
Big stars: Melissa McCarthy; Kristen Wiig; Bill Murray; Dan Aykroyd; Sigourney Weaver; Chris Hemsworth
LAWYER 05/10 **#8**
One of the sure ways to get kicked out of the squad or at least not invited to anything any longer is to not follow the dress code set by this A+ list singer for the night. You also dont get a say in what you are going to do that night. Taylor Swift ("The Squad" unfollowed Demi Lovato after posting a selfie with Hailey Baldwin, because Hailey is dating Justin Bieber, who used to date Selena Gomez)
LAWYER 05/10 **#9**
This A+ list soccer player is not returning to the Premiere League, despite the fact he was in London. There is no way the player would give up his easy schedule and quick flights to see his boyfriend. Cristiano Ronaldo
LAWYER 05/10 **#10**
This Victorias Secret model who seems to thrive on getting herself photographed making out with other women has been trying to wedge herself between this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from that franchise and the girlfriend of the actress. The model thinks it will give her career an even larger boost if she can get photographed kissing the actress. Stella Maxwell/Kristen Stewart/Alicia Cargile
LAWYER 05/10 **#11**
This B- list actress is closer to A in her own country. She was just in a huge big box office bomb here which is why I am writing about her. She told fans to f**k off after they complained about her not showing up for a performance because she was too hungover. The same fans who paid a lot of money to see her. Sheridan Smith "The Huntsman: Winter's War"
LAWYER 05/10 **#12**
Im now calling them the coke trio. The female still A+ list singer. The female former tweener turned A- list singer and the foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor. The women each take turns having sex with the actor and probably make him pay for all the coke they use in return. The former tweener is straddling a very dangerous line between friendships.
A+ list singer: Katy Perry
A- list singer: Selena Gomez (dangerous line: Taylor Swift)
A-/B+ list actor: Orlando Bloom
LAWYER 05/10 **#13**
Over the years I have always held off writing about this actor. The thing is, if you write about him other than as a blind, then the comments section turns into a war between a few women he has wronged over the years and supporters of the actor, finally followed by hundreds of comments from the actor himself using various pseudonyms. Lots of them. Our actor devotes a fair amount of time each day to comments sections of various websites. The thing that makes him so good at it probably is what makes him such a good actor. He is heavily invested in these pseudonyms. He can tell you their back story and a little biography about them and he writes them all as if they are those people. Our actor has never publicly come out as bisexual, but in the comments as one of his characters he will gladly tell you that he is gay and how men and women love him. Our actor has a girlfriend. A long long time girlfriend. He will comment as her even though it is him. Our actor is A-/B+ list. I think when he lands a series he is A- list, but most other times he is B+ list. His most recent foray into television was a two season cable show which was decent. He starred in another long running cable show. Lots of credits. Movies and television. Women love him. Well, until they get dumped. He has several secret kids. He is even a very very young grandfather. Although he spends time defending himself on gossip sites, his main focus is on conspiracy sites. This is where he shines. If you can think of an outlandish conspiracy, our actor is all over it and usually supports these ideas. He has learned to refrain from expressing his opinions on sets after one producer refused to work with him again. Online though, it is a whole other world. He gets together all his characters and will generate comment after comment in support of the conspiracy to the point where it seems as if hundreds of people all share in the same idea which then causes more people to discuss it and he just fans those flames.
Actor: Daniel Sunjata (44)
Girlfriend: Rosalba Sierra
Recent foray: "Graceland"
Long running cable show: "Rescue Me"
Narrated "Loose Change 9/11: An American Coup" that the September 11 attacks were planned by the United States government
STREET KING 05/10
Todays blind item is said to be one of Hip Hops "most feared" figures, but hes also a man who traditionally took to the hood to pass out Thanksgiving turkeys; would drop $30K at Toys R Us, on the fly, to surprise hospitalized sick kids; chartered a Prevost every Fathers Day to bring children to visit their incarcerated dads; and, honored Single Moms every Mothers Day, renting out Beverly Hills ballrooms to throw the annual Mothers celebrations. Now, sources say the fallen music mogul isnt just "losing his mind" they say hes also lost a vault of secret music recordings! "We got recordings of T_ __ that no one ever heard before over 25 f*cking songs." In addition to the "T" tracks, were told our blind items jacked vaulted also contained pics and audio and video recordings "he used to blackmail his enemies". And now, all of it is said to be on the bidding block!!! The drop: "This n*ggas got into S__es vault and they got everything. I think he was into blackmailing n*ggas? Because he kept things of people that Im sure they were pay not to come out and its all for sale." Hes a former NFL player who once ran his west coast label from behind bars, where he charged $2 to take a Polaroid pic with inmates and inmate visitors. Can you guess who Im talking about? Suge Knight
GOSSIP LIFE 05/11
This former B-list television actor was a cast member on a legendary TV show and hes a very renowned liberal activist, but behind closed doors he tends to go on some of the most offensive, shocking rants youll ever; misogyny, homophobia, and so much more. Id love for one of the videos of these diatribes to surface. Alec Baldwin
Nothing like flying out the beard to join this A- list heartthrob mostly movie actor from a franchise. She was flown out from LA because there were too many photos being taken of our actor and his boyfriend.
LAWYER 05/11 **#1**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is about to go straight from one franchise to the next. One little catch. The star needs about six months of rehab. A couple of different kinds of rehab and to pass a drug test before he can start shooting the second franchise. The first franchise is probably over if they can get the massive insurance payment they are seeking. Dylan OBrien (injuries incurred during the shooting of "Maze Runner: The Death Cure") ("American Assassin")
LAWYER 05/11 **#2**
Yesterday I mentioned that a certain A list rapper should hope she is not pregnant because of her drug addiction issues. Apparently it is worse than I thought. She is not quite up to Prince levels, but it is getting close. Even takes the same kind. Nicki Minaj
LAWYER 05/11 **#3**
A pretty rare sighting between this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and his actor best friend. The best friend used to be a bigger star than the A+ lister back in the day. Now he just shows up whenever something big is about to happen in the actors life. Or if he needs money. Lukas Haas/Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 05/11 **#4**
This B- list mostly movie actress who got her big break on a long long long running network show that rotates cast members has never had any controversy around her. She has no idea what to do now that people are pointing out that she cheated on her husband with this almost A+ list mostly movie actor but is trying to make it look like a new love. Jenny Slate ("SNL")/Dean Fleischer-Camp/Chris Evans
LAWYER 05/11 **#5**
This B+ list celebrity comes from a family of celebrities. Our B+ lister does make money modeling, but mostly lives off family money. Oh, and money like she got the other day from a guy on a yacht. Technically, although he does own a yacht, the meeting happened on dry land a mile from his yacht. Bella Hadid
LAWYER 05/11 **#6**
She says it is no big deal, but this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list character recognition who is now having trouble getting work is being investigated for tax evasion and may face jail time. Emma Watson ("Harry Potter")
LAWYER 05/11 **#7**
The mushroom loving actress who was recently the subject of a Lainey blind is engaged to a guy who might like women but definitely likes guys too. I remember back in the day when he hooked up with one of the brothers from that pop music family. Brie Larson/Alex Greenwald/Taylor Hanson
LAWYER 05/11 **#8**
This part-time actress wife of a permanent A+ lister who is an Academy Award winner was spotted chain smoking at a recent lung cancer benefit. Rita Wilson/Tom Hanks ("Sean Parker And The Parker Foundation Launch The Parker Institute For Cancer Immunotherapy Gala")
LAWYER 05/11 **#9**
This married A list comic actor who moonlights as a superhero is hooking up with this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress from a hit FOX show.
LAWYER 05/11 **#10**
This foreign born teen actress who stars in a hit pay cable show says that when she was filming a recent movie, she was hit on by this married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is only getting that high because of name recognition. Maisie Williams ("Game of Thrones")/Jessica Biel/"The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea"
LAWYER 05/11 **#11**
This former A list singer in a group and solo is probably B list now. He has lost a lot of weight over the past year from a body that didnt need to lose any. Probably back on heroin. David Lee Roth "Van Halen"
LAWYER 05/11 **#12**
As bad as the raping of a teenager by Roman Polanski was, there is even something worse that was done by a celebrity who is even bigger than Roman Polanski and at one time was one of the biggest celebrities on the planet. Unlike Polanski, this celebrity never served a day in jail or paid one dollar to the victim for his crime. This celebrity is a permanent A+ list musician. For several years, this celebrity kept a teen basically imprisoned in his home. When he was on the road, she was watched by others so she would not escape. When the celebrity was home he would repeatedly rape her. This was not a one night thing, this was a years long rape and sexual abuse of a teen who was coerced and brainwashed during those years into never pressing charges when she was finally released. Oh, and if you think that cant get any worse, this same teen, who was not quite yet a teen lost her virginity to this, at the time almost 30 year old permanent A+ list singer who also raped her and never spent a day in jail for it. He would try and make what he did sound better by saying she was 13, but she was 12. Jimmy Page (held her prisoner)/David Bowie (virginity taker)/Lori Maddox
GOSSIP LIFE 05/12
Its time for some petty high school type drama. Our first A-list actress has a reputation as an ice queen. While its exaggerated and shes more shy than cold, she does pick her relationships very prudently. She and another A-list actress have struck up a friendship, and it has infuriated a third A-list actress who was close to the second. The third actress collects friends like theyre dolls and the more famous the better. Shes tried to reach out to the first actress several times only to be ignored. Our third actress holds the grudge.
LAWYER 05/12 **#1**
This rapper is not really in any position to be making diva demands. Sure, back in the day when he was an A list rapper and even was getting some good acting gigs he could play the diva. He is asking as part of his tour rider for a one off show that he wants a brand new port a pottie to be reserved for his own use. Apparently he is so homophobic that he wont be in the same bathroom as a gay man which might happen when playing a club that attracts a lot of gay men. DMX (at same nightclub that HOUSE that "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Erica Jayne will perform later that night)
LAWYER 05/12 **#2**
This foreign born celebrity offspring is probably back on drugs again. The offspring, who has had some parental issues this week has been calling another celebrity her boyfriend. She may want that, but he has been hooking up with a different woman each night for the past several weeks so not sure if he agrees with that sentiment. Kelly Osbourne/Dustin Lynch
LAWYER 05/12 **#3**
There have been lots of arguments recently between this permanent A list "singer" who does not really sing any longer and her management team. More and more she wants to take an extended break and they want their cash cow to keep delivering. They have been guilting her about how many jobs would be lost if she packed it in. It is not about the jobs to the team though, it is about lining their own pockets without having to do any work. Britney Spears
LAWYER 05/12 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from that franchise says she doesnt believe women when they say they are molested and that people lie about things all the time. Kristen Stewart (defending working with Woody Allen)
LAWYER 05/12 **#5**
This A- list comic actress is trying to convince people she is not racist. So, she went to lunch with an African American guy. To make sure people saw her going to lunch with the guy she called up multiple paps and even had one of her PR people take photos. Amy Schumer
LAWYER 05/12 **#6**
This B+ list mostly television actress who recently left a hit almost network show and is a celebrity offspring lined up a couple of weeks of yachting. It is why she was out of town last week in that spot where you can easily finalize arrangements. Katie Cassidy ("Arrow") (in Miami)
LAWYER 05/12 **#7**
If you have a television show, chances are you look to see if this B+ list actress is available. She actually has been on a show as a regular for over seven seasons but it is a show with a lot of free time. Anyway, she is married and is hooking up with this A+ list producer/director who is also married.
LAWYER 05/12 **#8**
This A- celebrity wife of this A- list celebrity/actor is convinced he is sleeping with his co-star on a long running network show. He isnt. His co-star doesnt really find him attractive or even all that smart. The wife though is convinced. Probably just transferring her own cheating issues on to him. I dont want to make it seem as if he never cheats. He does, but not with his co-star. Ice-T (Coco)/Kelli Giddish/"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"
LAWYER 05/12 **#9**
This barely legal B+ list mostly movie actress has a new movie opening soon. She also has been very vocal about loving your body and who you are but it didnt stop her from getting some ridiculous looking lip fillers. Chloe Moretz
LAWYER 05/12 **#10**
This actress/writer was in a long long long relationship with this A-/B+ list now mostly movie actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous. When they split after years of his cheating, she found someone else. Now, her actor ex is constantly showing up at her apartment and causing a lot of drama. Jennifer Westfeldt/Jon Hamm
LAWYER 05/12 **#11**
This new network show is still waiting on a renewal announcement. A lot of it might depend on one of the shows stars who has been battling cancer throughout filming. Such a great guy, I hope he beats it. Hill Harper ("Limitless"); Rupert Graves ("The Family")
LAWYER 05/12 **#12**
This wannabe momager with the celebrity daughter who is about to make millions runs a stripper service. The thing is, the stripper service is also a front for drug selling and prostitution. Blac Chynas mother Shalana Jones-Hunter ("Tokyo Toni")
LAWYER 05/12 **#13**
If you would like to see your hard earned money being used to fund the shopping, eating and drug habits of this former A list singer in a group and solo, then by all means, go ahead and give some money to his foundation. Wherever he goes, this celebrity talks about the foundation and it does have noble goals. The thing is though, the goals are never going to happen. He just figured out a way for the public to finance his lifestyle because he has already burned through a ton of the money he inherited. He has yet to even provide any documentation that the foundation was properly set up but he is out there taking in money hand over fist. It is appalling. It is even more appalling when you consider who he is exploiting. Bobby Brown ("Bobbi Kristina Serenity House")
GOSSIP LIFE 05/13
This B-list television actress is on a scandalously sexy TV show and after the first season, she was known for getting nude on television. She was unhappy with the reputation and refused to do nudity unless she felt it was absolutely necessary to the scene. After her mainstream movie career flopped, however, shes suddenly much more open to nudity as youll be seeing on the next episode of the show this weekend in a very heated moment. Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen "Game of Thrones")
LAWYER 05/13 **#1**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor who is working a lot less today than he was yesterday is up to his old tricks. He finds a woman he can control and do what he wants with until he is bored and then sends her on her way without following through on any of the promises he has made. John Stamos ("Grandfathered")
LAWYER 05/13 **#2**
This about to be divorced A- list director is trying to keep what happened in his marriage to an actress secret. Apparently the director was literally caught in mid-thrust with another woman by his wife. Len Wiseman/Kate Beckinsale
LAWYER 05/13 **#3**
More rehab is on the horizon for this suddenly unemployed B+ list mostly television actress. Oh, Im sure she will call it something else again, but it is one of the things that led to the cancellation of her show. Hayden Panettiere "Nashville"
LAWYER 05/13 **#4**
This married fashion designer/model/reality star who has been accused in the past of hooking up with Jay-Z and not named Rachel Roy is hooking up with this married A+ list permanent mostly movie actor.
LAWYER 05/13 **#5**
The head of this fashion line which is more like a store rather than a fashion line rarely goes out at night. Most nights she is so desperate for a fix that she rushes straight home and doesnt venture out again until the next morning.
LAWYER 05/13 **#6**
KINDNESS: No one was fooled when this former A- list mostly television actress from a long running almost network show long since defunct showed up at a food pantry in a blonde wig. Everyone knew it was her. She stayed for eight hours after bringing a truck load of food and then helped to organize it all and pass out care packages to families. Rachel Bilson ("Hart of Dixie")
LAWYER 05/13 **#7**
This about to be A+ list mostly movie actor again is hooking up with a woman who is not his wife. Things have been tense with the wife to the point where a split is not out of the question even during the press for his new movie. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard ("Alice Through The Looking Glass")
LAWYER 05/13 **#8**
Nice little pick me up of coke this former Disney actress was caught doing this week on the set of her new movie. She might actually be a B+ lister after this movie. Bella Thorne "You Get Me"
LAWYER 05/13 **#9**
This comedy just got picked up by a network but they want the foreign born actress star of the show replaced. They think it will be a mess with her. Minnie Driver ("Speechless")
LAWYER 05/13 **#10**
By the time she thinks it is safe to show off her boyfriend she acquired during her marriage, this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family will probably dump him. Im seeing a reunion with the droopy faced actor guy in her future. Drew Barrymore/Justin Long
LAWYER 05/13 **#11**
This actor who has been acting forever but still looks really young had his show canceled. He might have his marriage canceled if his wife finds out about the fling he had on the set of a just completed movie. Not with the lead actress. The one billed beneath her. Chad Michael Murray ("Agent Carter" cancelled) ("Outlaws and "Angels")/Francesca Eastwood or Madisen Beaty
LAWYER 05/13 **#12**
This B+ list mostly take what she can get actress who has A+ list name recognition looks to be suffering from depression. On the set of her latest project she is constantly being awakened to come shoot her next scene. Once finished she crawls right back into bed. Katie Holmes ("The Kennedys: After Camelot")
LAWYER 05/13 **#13**
#1 A couple of hours in bed with this foreign born A list mogul and this former singer turned reality judge gets a gig that pays 20 times the gig she bailed on pays. Nicole Scherzinger (Simon Cowell signs her for return to "X Factor"/she dropped out of Andrew Lloyd Webbers Broadway production of "Cats")
#2- This B+ list mostly movie actress who has had multiple chances at network fame has lung cancer.
#3 Kindness This dual national actress who grew up here and abroad and is on a hit cable show along with minor parts on other shows is A-/B+ list. She recently got paid to work for a food chain and made them match her salary for the gig in a donation to an inner city school that needed computers.
#4 This B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring thought after her monster hit from last year that people would be throwing offers at her right and left. They were, until they saw she had gained some weight. Then, all of a sudden the offers all disappeared except for some off camera work. There is even talk she might be written out of the next installment of the monster hit. Hollywood sucks. She is great. Bryce Dallas Howard (Untitled "Jurassic World" Sequel)
LAWYER 05/14 **#1**
She may not be back on heroin, but this former A list reality star/turned celebrity/turned reality star who is the offspring of a permanent A list celebrity was drunk out of her mind at a recent event. Apparently booze was not her trigger because she was wasted. Nicole Richie (Goldie Hawn Hosts Annual Goldie's Love In For Kids)
LAWYER 05/14 **#2**
This foreign born actor who stars in Suits used to be really friendly with all the fans of the show. Posing for pictures or talking. Now, he ignores them or even worse tells them to get a life and leave him the f**k alone. Fame corrupts. Patrick J. Adams
LAWYER 05/14 **#3**
This oft out of control mostly movie actress who was a big thing back in the day of course signed on to this upcoming long awaited sequel. Apparently when she saw a recent screening of it she sought out the director and had to be pulled off him because she felt he cut out too many of her scenes. Vivica A. Fox ("Independence Day: Resurgence")
LAWYER 05/14 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor/director who had a rough fall down to unable to get work had what he called a magical weekend. Apparently it involved a lot of women on a college campus who all threw themselves at the actor. He does love a good fawning. Mel Gibson
LAWYER 05/15 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actress is making sure this other actress gets the blame for being a homewrecker. Meanwhile, our actress is hooking up with her foreign born recent co-star while her PR team sends out different stories.
Homewrecked marriage: James McAvoy/Anne-Marie Duff
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Other actress: Alexandra Shipp
Recent co-star: Michael Sheen ("Passengers")
LAWYER 05/15 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor has found his next fake girlfriend. Hey, he will make sure to introduce her to the right people for yacht season so she can be a regular rather than just a piece of the scenery on a yacht. Normally it is tough to move from scenery to a really nice situation, ALTHOUGH, that wannabe stepmother to those celebrity models did manage to do just that. Leonardo DiCaprio/Ela Kawalec (Shiva Safai dating Mohamed Hadid father of Gigi and Bella)
LAWYER 05/15 **#3**
This A+ list singer has no problems with the fact people earn slave wages making her clothes. It is all about the money. Always has been and always will be. She has zero interest in social activism. Beyoncé
LAWYER 05/15 **#4**
This foreign born permanent A list model is hooking up with a new guy so she kicked out her last guy and blamed it on his drug use. Please, she uses just as much as him, if not more. Kate Moss/Count Nikolai von Bismarck
LAWYER 05/16 **#1**
Wherever this A+ list mostly movie actor goes, the mother of his beard is sure to follow. She caught on to the game fairly quickly and is now also making a living from the actor by accepting payoffs to stay quiet. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk (Olga Shaykhlislamov)
LAWYER 05/16 **#2**
One person who will not be giving permission to appear on that reality show that will not die is this A+ list singer. First she was asked if cameras could shoot some of the concert, and she said no. She also said that if any footage of her shot on phones or other cameras showed up on the show, she would sue. Beyoncé/"Keeping Up With the Kardashians" (Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian attended Pasadena show)
LAWYER 05/16 **#3**
After campaigning to get the lead female replaced at mid-season and failing on this barely renewed network show, this former B list mostly movie actress from that franchise bailed on the show. Even though the female lead was eventually killed off, producers had no desire to give a larger role to our movie actress. So, she walked.
B list actress/franchise: Nikki Reed ("Twilight")
Network show: "Sleepy Hollow"
Female lead: Nicole Beharie (Abbie Mills)
LAWYER 05/16 **#4**
This reality host of a long running very hit cable competition show had to do a photoshoot for a company that was paying her. The only issue was that the shoot was during an event that had huge crowds. Our host, who is never known for being helpful, demanded that hundreds of people be cordoned off for almost 30 minutes so they would not be anywhere near her. Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"
LAWYER 05/16 **#5**
Apparently the end of this long running network hit show is not a good thing for the marriage of its lead actress and her husband. I dont know what is going on inside the house, but at least twice in the past week they have had blow outs in public. Never a good sign. Julianna Margulies "The Good Wife"
LAWYER 05/16 **#6**
The good news is this former tweener actor before there was such a term turned A/A- list mostly movie actor has been laying off the drugs and fights. The bad news is he is cheating on his long suffering girlfriend who joins a long line of his suffering girlfriends. Probably blames it on his art. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth
LAWYER 05/16 **#7**
This A+ list mostly television actor who was in all those teen movies is going to be ticked off that his actress hookup is leaving the show to be with her actor boyfriend on a new show. The hookup happened quite some time ago, but the A+ lister has never stopped trying since and it is causing some tension. James Spader ("The Blacklist")/Famke Janssen ("The Blacklist: Redemption")
LAWYER 05/16 **#8**
You know what you dont see any longer? This A/A- list mostly movie actor who has one solid franchise and another on the way with a girlfriend. Oh sure, when he had a bit of trouble with the law he made sure he planted himself outside at a restaurant with a willing participant to move the story away from the headlines, but now he is happily back in his closet. Chris Pine ("Star Trek" and "Wonder Woman") (New Zealand charge of drunken driving)
LAWYER 05/16 **#9**
When this former HSM ("High School Musical") got a pilot picked up last year she rubbed it in the faces of all her former co-stars. Now it is the turn of another actress from the show to give it right back with a little bit extra. A little secret about the husband of the first actress.
Actress/pilot: Ashley Tisdale ("Clipped"/cancelled)
Other actress: Vanessa Hudgens ("Powerless")
Husband: Christopher French
LAWYER 05/16 **#10**
It must have been killing this B+ list model/sometime host/failed reality show co-host to have to wait so long to get botox. As soon as she could she was in her doctors office getting her regular fillers and botox. Chrissy Teigen (gave birth to baby)
LAWYER 05/16 **#11**
This one named A list DJ is cheating on his significant other with this one named A-/B+ list singer who also has a significant other.
A list DJ: Skrillex (Ellie Goulding)
Singer: Lorde (Diplo)
LAWYER 05/16 **#12**
This is hard. You are going to have to challenge yourself. This person is a celebrity. She classifies herself as an artist and poet. In reality, she is a drug dealer to the stars who has used her friendship with this A+ list singer and the free drugs she gives the singer as an invitation to other events and other celebrities and more paying customers.
LAWYER 05/16 **#13**
If you are represented by these managers, I know you slept with them and are probably still sleeping with them. You are also a female because the only way they would rep a guy is if he were a monster superstar already where they didnt have to do any work. These managers are known to most of you, but not as managers. Most of you know them from the music business where they used to be big. B+ list big. A couple of hits big. They get papped enough where they stay in the public eye and makes them look more attractive to their female recruits. They also make sure to appear when they can on music television shows, again, to attract the women. It is great if you have talent because they will make it look like they are doing something for you when anyone else could have done the same thing. If you are not talented, they will represent you until they get tired of sleeping with you and then you will be sent on your way. In the meantime, while they are sleeping with you, they will use you to find other women who may or may not be talented. They love signing new talent and then running up their fees. Not only do they take a cut of the earnings but they also travel and drink and dine all the time using the money of the people they represent, claiming it is a business expense. Did I tell you they are both married? Makes it even that much worse. Big & Rich
176. IT HAPPENED
TO ME 05/16
BY Holly Raychelle Hughes
George hoisted me up on top of a plastic picnic table in the middle of the front office and began dry-humping me. He pinned me in place as the table legs scooted back against the wall with his bodily force. The front doors opened, letting the fall chill my exposed skin. He was laughing. They were all laughing. I thought there were only five people in the front lobby a few producers, the production manager, the director, maybe a driver from transportation, a production assistant or two. I remember people saying to me later, when we were alone not in front of anyone who could fire us "I can't believe he did that! If we worked anywhere else, he'd be fired." "Yeah," I said. I thought the same thing. But none of us did anything about it. What could I do? I was pretty low on the food chain. And my bosses all saw it. All guffawed. Enjoyed the show. I wasn't a person. I was an expendable. I gave up my home to be part of this movie crew; moved all my belongings into storage and was living in a Motel 8 off an Omaha highway with a great view of the parking lot everything a girl dreams of when she works her way up in the film business. I wish that was the only time George humiliated me in front of people. But it wasn't. He took pleasure in making jokes at my expense, asking me if I wanted to act in the porn the characters in the movie watch, telling me I was stupid. He didn't know me. He didn't care that I spent seven years working in production already, that I worked for Spelling Television and produced my own show, that I took the steps down in rank to help my friend and, in theory, myself. "I need your help," Victor said over a call. "Linda can't go out of town, and I hoped you'd be willing to live in Omaha for three months and help me on the movie. They [the producers] want me to hire locals, but I can't trust them they don't know anything." To sweeten the deal he said, "It's low-budget but a negative pick-up from Paramount. The pay isn't good, but I need someone who knows how to run an office." I thought the call was heaven-sent. I had served my husband with divorce papers and wanted to put as much distance between me and the man who spent five years emotionally abusing me. I wanted to fill all my holes back in and prove I still had worth. I was at my best at work. And there was Victor's cheery voice over the phone, laughing, giving me an escape route. If I said yes, I had three days to put my house on the market, my things in storage, and 1,500 miles between me and my soon-to-be ex. Little did I know I had victim written on my forehead. That deciding to leave didn't mean the first door was an exit. "Yes," I told Victor. And I went to be his production coordinator. George wasn't the only man on set to treat me disrespectfully. But he was the only one to apologize. After calling me an idiot at a production meeting for asking how he preferred his paperwork, he wrote me an apology note. "I shouldn't have done that. Sorry." When he gave it to me, he told me I reminded him of his soon-to-be-ex-wife. He was in the process of divorcing her and leaving his small child because he started an affair with the gorgeous lead actress on the movie he wrapped before this low-budget one. He and his big-budget girlfriend were better than us. His brown eyes laughed, and I wondered if this was the bullshit he fed his ex-wife, too. I thumb-tacked George's apology in public view behind my desk. I figured if he had the audacity to embarrass me in public, he should publicly apologize. There was still some fight in me. One of the six producers on the film was a jerk, too. It was Jake's first time as a producer. He came from post production and didn't have much time on set. He overcompensated by informing the office staff of what our jobs entailed. The first day on location he had his assistant hand me a print out of a production coordinator's jobs and responsibilities. It was ironic. Jake asked me to forge SAG sheets, changing the working hours of actors. I told him no. He threatened me to get me to do it. I said no. He said the producers didn't want to get in trouble. But they had no issue with hammering me down. "Just do it," he insisted. "We'll get in big trouble." As if I wouldn't. Jake called me one morning from location while I was in the production office. "How could you let us run out of film? Why are you including short ends in the total? What the fuck is wrong with you?" "I'm not the camera department," I responded. "I don't fill in the totals on the production report, and if you don't want short ends in the total, talk to the director of photography, the first assistant camera, second assistant camera or loader. All on set." He slammed the phone down on me. He conveniently forgot that, according to the paperwork he gave me, a production coordinator wasn't allowed on set. That my job had me firmly planted in the production office across town. Any time I asked to visit set, they wouldn't let me. I stayed. I'd chat with my friend, Victor, the one who hired me. We talked about how clueless Jake was. We laughed at how my assistant kept trying to get me fired because she wanted my job. We laughed at how terrible it was that I couldn't keep a good production assistant because they wouldn't work the 12 to 14 hour days for less than $100 a day. We sat in his office and commiserated about how the producers told us each to do opposite things. Then he'd leave for set and I'd be alone with a girl who wanted my job and bosses who used me as a punching bag. I thought I could take it. I wanted to prove I was strong. I could handle all the bullshit. I was smart. I spent years learning all about each department so I could help solve problems. I had something to prove. But having something to prove is a waste of time and energy. The director, Alexander, had a problem with me. You see, I refused to forge the SAG sheets. And I had the nerve to send a whole script to a minor. Sending scripts to the cast was part of my job, but he didn't want the minor's family to read the script. He didn't want the parents to back out because of the scene of the actors watching porn or the lesbian relationship in the movie. Which is what happened. Alexander called the production office and asked for me. It was the first time in eight weeks the director spoke to me directly. "Tell me Jake made you do it." His tone was terse. I imagined his temples sweating and his thick, black-rimmed glasses sliding down is hot face. "Do what?" I asked. I had no idea what he was fuming about. "Send the script. Tell me Jake made you do it." Looking back, I know at this moment everyone else would have said, "Yes, Jake made me do it"; would have told the up-and-coming director that their tormentor told them to do it. I could've made myself the hero. I could have moved up the food chain and saved myself. I wish I had said yes. But I thought the truth mattered. I didn't want to join in the blame game. "No, he didn't," I whispered. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" Alexander cursed me out for a good minute or two. He called me a every nasty derogatory term and anything else his quick wit thought of. He drowned me under his tidal wave of rage. Calm came over my mind as my body began to shake with fear and fury and inferiority. I kept my voice flat. "I'm going to have to stop you there," I said. "No one talks to me that way." "Fuck you," the director said. My floodgate burst. "I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to but no one talks to me like that," I repeated. I leaned forward on my desk. I needed its strength. I couldn't fall. My voice grew powerful. All the pain they inflicted on me was returned tenfold. I remember enjoying it. The phones started ringing off the hook again. I had work to do. I was over being the punching bag. "Fuck you!" I yelled, and I hung up on him. "Holly, phone," my assistant said. She held the receiver toward me. She was across the room at her desk. Her eyes reflected her brain's calculations about the probability of me being fired and her opportunity to take my job. "Line two is Victor." "Hi, Victor." I sank into my chair. "I think I may be fired." He laughed. "I heard the whole thing." He had been standing next to Alexander and heard my side, too. I wasn't fired. Alexander waited to dole out his punishment. It was the day before our Thanksgiving holiday. We had worked six-day weeks, and it had been a long time since many of the crew had seen their families. Family members came to Omaha and took up residence with us in the Motel 8 to share a rubbery turkey dinner and 12 hours off. My mom was kindhearted enough to visit and lift my spirits. To make up for the hell I dealt with, the second assistant director, Sean, invited me to set the day before Thanksgiving. He placed me as an extra in a scene. I sat in position during rehearsal, and just before Alexander was about to shoot, he asked me to leave. Sean couldn't believe it. "Let her stay," he said. "No." Without a word, I got up. As I walked off the set, Alexander spoke. "Get back to the office," he said. "I don't want you on my set. At all." Alexander didn't know my mom was on set that day, too, working as an extra with me. The assistant directors made sure she got camera time. Their apology to me. Mom saw how they treated me, how I let myself be dismissed. She saw how small I'd become. The worst day came not so long after that. An art department truck was in an accident at the high school we used as the main film location. The cube truck hit a passenger vehicle, killing the teenage driver. How could we stay? How could we finish the movie? How would we continue filming at the scene of a student's death? How did the movie matter now? My phone blew up with calls. Red lights flashed across the phone. There was no way to answer them all. "You'll probably get some calls," Jake said. His voice was soft. "Don't tell them anything." "What could I tell them? I wasn't there." Ringing filled the space between us. "Don't pick up." "What if it's one of our producers? The director? You?" "Fine, pick up but take messages. Don't tell them anything." Jake didn't come to the office and neither did the other producers. I don't recall handing it well, and I may have shared a producer's phone number in addition to taking messages. I sat in the room under fluorescent lights and cried thinking about the kid who died and his family. I thought about the twenty-something-year-old who killed a teenager because of a movie. Maybe he was on his way to pick up a prop or drop off paint. It was too terrible. I think that's when I broke. I lost my taste for the business and all the belittling I endured. How could a movie be more important than the people working on it? The idea that I had to know more and be tougher because I was a woman didn't feel right. On the last day of filming, I walked away from the business. George and Alexander saw their careers take off. Alexander was nominated for an Academy Award or two. People talk about his genius. George is a first assistant director on A-list blockbusters and became a producer for Alexander. (His actress girlfriend dumped him and married Hollywood royalty.) I don't think of any of them fondly. I wonder if they're still up to their old tricks. I wonder if the actors who looked up to them and the viewers of their movies knew how misogynist they were if they'd still be successful. And I know the answer is yes. I lost any passion I had for the art. I didn't understand why I let myself be treated so badly. I couldn't wrap my brain around why being good at my job wasn't enough. I got therapy. I found my voice and backbone, built boundaries, filled in my holes, and remembered my worth. I didn't want to be bitter. I wanted to be whole. It was immensely hard work putting a grown woman back together. When I ventured back into production years later, I realized it was still filled with people proving they could do it. Proving they were better than others around them by shitting on them, backstabbing and stealing creativity. But I no longer needed to prove my worth to famous strangers. I didn't need to prove I was strong enough to take the abuse. I learned I had my own creative longings, and I didn't need anyone's approval to pursue them and I certainly didn't have the desire to give my ideas or self away any more. I elected to thrive away from the abuses of Hollywood. And by walking away, I learned I no longer found myself forced on my back, on top of a table locked in place and shaking. I didn't require a desk to steady my voice. I found my own legs, my own worth and voice.
George: George Parra (first assistant director/second unit director)
Movie he had just wrapped: "The Mask of Zorro"/Catherine Zeta-Jones (she dumped him and married Michael Douglas)
Jake: Jacobus Rose (co-producer)
Victor: Victor Ho (unit production manager)
Sean: Sean McCarron (first assistant director: second unit (as Sean McCarren)/second assistant director)
Alexander: Alexander Payne (director and screenplay writer) (Oscar nominations: "Election"/ "Sideways" (won)/"The Descendants" (won)/"Nebraska"
GOSSIP LIFE 05/17
This former A-list actress that is still quite young has set her sights on getting married this year. She wants to settle down and just run away from the mean world. Friends are unsure itll last, but they are worried she could get hitched and then changed her mind shortly after. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 05/17 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actress once had three hit shows going at once on pay cable, cable and network. That is impressive. Now it is down to just one. Apparently despite the nice things she says publicly about her famous mother-in-law, the two cant stand each other. Sasha Alexander ("NCIS"/CBS) ("Shameless"/Showtime) ("Rizzoli & Isles"/TNT)/Edoardo Ponti (son of Sophia Loren)
LAWYER 05/17 **#2**
This A+ list radio show host says he has a whole lot of dirt on this daytime talk show host looking for a new partner and that he is going to spill it because she has been ignoring his calls. He is a lot more bark than bite these days, but he is ticked so, maybe he will. He definitely knows a lot about her. Howard Stern/Kelly Ripa
LAWYER 05/17 **#3**
There were lots of demands from this A_ list singer/diva at the NBC upfronts yesterday. Number one on that list though was not to see or even sense the presence of anyone from that reality family who does a show on an NBC owned cable network. Mariah Carey/Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
LAWYER 05/17 **#4*
When this B+ list mostly television actress who doesnt have a network television show to return to when she gets out of rehab has a threesome with her boyfriend, 95% of the time the third is a guy. Her celebrity boyfriend loves other men almost as much as women. Hayden Panettiere ("Nashville")/Wladimir Klitschko
LAWYER 05/17 **#5**
The family of this recently dumped teen are exploring all options to either sue the A- list superhero who dumped her or at least spill enough dirt about him to make some money off the split. Tara King/Henry Cavill
LAWYER 05/17 **#6**
This A- list mostly television actor might actually be A list. OK, lets make him A list. His hit network show has been on forever and he is great looking. If only he wouldnt try so hard to prove he is straight. He does love guys and especially loves when they oil him up at parties he has a couple of Saturday nights a month. Shemar Moore ("Criminal Minds")
LAWYER 05/17 **#7**
This former A- list singer has a handful of lawyers now all trying to make the life of her ex miserable. In the past, she would have just settled with him but with her boyfriend paying all her legal bills she just keeps ratcheting up the pressure to try and wipe out her ex financially. Ciara/Future/Russell Wilson
LAWYER 05/17 **#8**
This reality family is doing their best to show a possible new member of the family where she stands in the pecking order of things. They want to make it clear she is on the bottom and are releasing everything negative about her they discover to the tabloids. They like to think they are above her. I think they forget that the bread winner in the family was accused of stealing way more money than the new family member.
Reality family: The Kardashians
New member: Blac Chyna (Robs pregnant girlfriend)
Breadwinner: Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 05/17 **#9**
This foreign born A- list model who has moved on to acting or at least keeps trying to move into acting is back on drugs again in a big way. A former coke user, she has now moved on to meth. Out of control use. Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 05/17 **#10**
Just because she is married doesnt mean this A+ list reality star would pass up a chance to make a lot of money hooking up for a night on a yacht. The offers have been few and far between the past couple of years. Kim Kardashian ("De Grisogono Party" The 69th Annual Cannes Film Festival)
LAWYER 05/17 **#11**
There are whispers that this closeted A+ list soccer star might be on steroids or some other PED because of the excessive amounts his boyfriend admitted consuming to police recently. Cristiano Ronaldo/Badr Hari
LAWYER 05/17 **#12**
This B- list foreign born actress has two shows going both on almost television. Both are big hits. If she wants to keep working though she should probably not let this A list co-star give her any more pills. The Academy Award winner/nominee gave her a pill which caused her to have seizures for several hours.
LAWYER 05/17 **#13**
I ran across something yesterday involving this guy (A list director) and what an awful person he is so I thought I would share a few stories about him. He has been the subject of a blind or two in the past which were revealed and give you a taste of how bad he can be. Here are a few more. A girlfriend broke up with him because he sent her sister naked photos of himself. He continued to pursue the sister after the breakup. He once fired an actress because he didnt think her oral skills were good enough. He used much worse language and did it in front of the crew. He and this A+ list mogul find models online and bet money to see who can have sex with the model first. To prove it you have to have a picture of the model topless in your bed. They then share the photos with all their other tool friends. Went on a 45 minute rampage because someone brought him the wrong kind of soup. Shut down filming for a day because he wanted to see how many different women he could have sex with in one day. Dated a woman six months and cheated on her every day even though they saw each other every day. More than once he has kicked a woman out of his bed because when she got undressed he decided he didnt like her body or it didnt look like he imagined it would. Alexander Payne (see #176 above)
This foreign born B+ list model who made a splash with her ex has a new gig. Bearding for a NBA player. Toni Garn (Leonardo DiCaprio)/Chandler Parsons (Dallas Mavericks)
LAWYER 05/18 **#1**
It was like mom making you shake hands and be friends. This one named A- list singer likes working with a certain record producer/former singer. The producer was tired of hearing from this former A+ list singer turned reality judge about how the one named singer is always talking smack about the reality judge. Before the producer would work again with the one named singer she had to say nice things about the reality judge just so the reality judge would stop bugging the producer.
A- list singer: Pink
Producer/former singer: Linda Perry
A+ list singer: Christina Aguilera
LAWYER 05/18 **#2**
What A+ list royal apparently has a weekly group session dealing with her eating disorder. Princess Kate Middleton
LAWYER 05/18 **#3**
This former A+ list rapper with a name that looks like it could be German has a boyfriend. The deeply closeted rapper says the guy is a bodyguard, but bodyguards dont usually share their employers bed. Heidi Klum excepted. Ja Rule
LAWYER 05/18 **#4**
This A list singer while in a group/part-time reality judge has been trying to give up using coke because his wife bugs him about it but he was doing line after line before a recent show. Benji Madden (Cameron Diaz)/Good Charlotte In Concert - New York, NY; Adam Levine (Maroon 5)/Behati Prinsloo
LAWYER 05/18 **#5**
This former A+ list television actor turned movie director did a good job in one movie. Not so much in a big budget movie. It is so bad the date keeps getting pushed back and it is being blamed on the former actor. Anyway, this is not about that. It is about him dumping the woman he was seeing because she wouldnt sleep with his friend.
Actor turned movie director: Zach Braff ("Scrubs")
Good movie: "Garden State"
Woman he dumped: Taylor Bagley
LAWYER 05/18 **#6**
The actress sister of a former Disney actress turned regular actress cant get any kind of acting work. What she can do though is use her sisters name to get some work in the Med this summer. She will even wear a wig and dress like her sister from the Disney show. Bella Thornes sister Dani; Vanessa Hudgens sister Stella
LAWYER 05/18 **#7**
I didnt think dropping acid was a thing that was all that popular right now, but this Hunger Games actor who has not had much luck outside the franchise definitely did just that before heading from a restroom back into the restaurant where he was dining. Josh Hutcherson
LAWYER 05/18 **#8**
The dog of this A+ lister has destroyed a hotel suite where the actress is staying. It has covered almost every inch of the carpeting with crap. It pees everywhere and has chewed at the wooden base of almost every piece of furniture. Our actress doesnt seem to care though and just said she would pay for the damage when she checks out. Jennifer Lawrence (Pippi)
LAWYER 05/18 **#9**
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit very long running network ensemble comedy is such a diva at this point that even the person who has to act opposite him the most frequently is wondering if there could be some kind of story line change where he would not have to be around the other actor as much. Jesse Tyler Ferguson/Eric Stonestreet ("Modern Family")
LAWYER 05/18 **#10**
This lesser known celebrity offspring who is the sibling of an actress turned escort is paying magazines to publish her modeling/fashion shoots. I guess the soon to be brother-in-law is bankrolling it. Ali (Lindsay Lohan)
LAWYER 05/18 **#11**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who never acts any longer despite some offers spent 30 minutes taking a selfie with a fan. Our actress kept wanting do overs because she never liked any of them. It was nice she took that long but apparently she was adamant about the discarded photos being deleted. Meg Ryan
LAWYER 05/18 **#12**
Back in the day I was at this festival type concert. . It was a strange mix of really big headliners and past their prime singers and groups. There wasnt any one big story that came out of it that could really be a long blind item. But, it was probably one of the craziest days I was witness to. That is the other thing. I basically had a day where I just happened to be in the right or wrong place depending on how you look at it at the right time. The headliner of the show was this mother/daughter duo. Tough to figure out huh? Anyway, the daughter was ready to go on stage, but the mom was not. The daughter said, "Shes probably getting f**ked again. Whenever she finds a new guy that is all she does." OK, shocking enough. BUT, it gets better. She is saying loudly while next to the parked tour buses. When she finishes, a window opens in the back of the bus and the mom wearing some kind of fishnet in place on her head is putting a wig on her head and says, "Im not f**king anyone. We finished ten minutes ago but I cant get this damn wig on my head." At some point during the day, I feel this tap on my shoulder. I dont recognize the person right away. You wouldnt either. Despite the groups catchy name and a massive hit, all of the good stuff in their career was a decade behind them at that point. Anyway, she asks if I can run her back to her hotel because she cant find anyone else to take her and she has to find something different to wear on stage. When she said that, I looked a little closer and did recognize her. Think of her in the Paula Abdul kind of style. Had a couple of number ones in a row. I said I would take her. She said had to be on stage in an hour. The hotel was probably ten minutes each way, so probably not a big deal. When we got over there I thought she would have me wait in the car while she ran upstairs. Nope. I had to park and go in with her and then when we get to her room. Wow. This was a one night hotel stay. It looked like an episode of Hoarders. There were literally hundreds of outfits tossed all over this room. Hundreds. there were another three or four wardrobe racks filled with hanging clothes. She says it will just take a minute and so I try and find a seat. She starts throwing things around looking for something she sees in her mind. While she is doing this she takes off all her clothes. Yep, right down to naked and starts holding things up against her body. I look at my watch and tell her we really need to hurry. She is oblivious. In her own world. Just walking around naked holding up clothes. Finally after the fifth time I mention we should go, she grabs an outfit. I expect her to put it on but then she grabs a second outfit but cant decide between the two. She puts on one and brings the other one. In the car she changes her mind and changes the outfit while Im driving. We get to the venue and she says thanks and then walks 50 yards over to the stage, meets the people in her band and walks up the stairs just as they are introducing her. Perfect timing. Not five minutes after this happens there is some kind of commotion and this other washed up performer who had been a teen singer in a group before heading out on her own to some success is beating her drummer with her guitar. Just smacking it against him. The guy goes down and she is not going to stop but this security guy tackles her to the ground. As in just like an NFL style tackle. She goes down hard. So, then she starts hitting him and the drummer she was beating gets up and joins in on the hitting of the security guard until that is broken up. Dont do drugs kids. I saw this former A+ list country singer from a group that now runs a Christian label getting orally serviced by a girl who was probably legal but looked to be about 14. The guy was married at the time. Im too lazy to look up whether he still is. He was always an a-hole. Oh, there was another drummer. This one from one of the all time great bands. Sounds like something an inexpensive hooker would say. Anyway, he was trading autographed drumsticks for photos of women who would flash for him and let him take a photo. There was this at one point barely A- list singer while he was in his group who is a celebrity offspring who was so drug sick that he would take long breaks during the songs so he could come to the side of the stage and puke.
Mother/daughter duo: Naomi Judd and her daughter, Wynonna Judd
Paula Abdul type singer/groups catchy name: Lisa Lisa ("Cult Jam")
Washed up performer/group:
A+ list country singer:
A- list singer celebrity offspring: Jakob Dylan "The Wallflowers"
Three major directors "crossed the line" with Chloë Sevigny in auditions for film roles, the actress said at Varietys Cannes Film Festival panel on Wednesday. "Ive had the what are you doing after this? conversation," Sevigny said. "Ive also had the do you want to go shopping and try on some clothes and, like, I can buy you something in the dressing room [conversation]," she added. "Just like crossing the line weirdness." At another point, the actress remembered, a director told her, "You should show your body off more. You shouldnt wait until youre as old as this certain actress who had just been naked in a film, you should be naked on screen now.'" Sevigny, whose credits include such sexually explicit films as "Kids" and "The Brown Bunny," had a quick retort. "If you know my career, Ive been naked in every movie," she said with a laugh. Perhaps it was her refusal to succumb to their advances, but Sevigny never got the roles. The same might not be true for other up-and-coming actresses, she admitted. "If youre young and impressionable and really want the part, it might be a tempting avenue, but I hope not," she said. But Sevigny stopped short of labeling the behavior sexual harassment. "I would consider it Hollywood," she said. "Was it sexual harassment? Its such a fine line." The actress, who is in Cannes promoting a short film she just directed, entitled "Kitty," said that female filmmakers are held to different standards than men. "When women on set become a little emotional, or impassioned even, theyre labeled as hysterical or crazy and have a hard time getting hired again," said Sevigny. "The double standard of the man being the wild, crazy, mad director is so embraced." "We have to allow women to act out and just be ourselves," she added. Sevigny was joined at the talk by Amy Emmerich, chief content officer at digital media company Refinery 29, which will show "Kitty." She argued that women need to be taught at an early age to stand up for themselves, instead of telling them that its more important to be liked. If they are, Emmerich said, "It wont be so odd to be tough at that negotiating table." Sevigny has spent the bulk of her career in indies, earning an Oscar nomination for "Boys Dont Cry," and delivering impressive turns in the likes of "Dogville" and the new Whit Stillman comedy, "Love & Friendship." On the studio side of the business, she implied, that women are saddled with inferior material. She noted that the recent flop, "The Huntsman: Winters War," had three starring roles for Jessica Chastain, Emily Blunt, and Charlize Theron, but suffered in its execution. "It has those three great actresses and then the male lead [Chris Hemsworth], but I was just like they should have had better material for those ladies," said Sevigny. "Now that movie probably, I dont think is performing well, and then will they make another movie with three great powerful women after that?" Even films that are successful vehicles for actresses, such as "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," which boasts a female heroine in Rey, a jedi warrior, have gender issues. When it came to merchandising, the number of Rey-related items trailed those featuring male characters from the film, despite the fact that Rey has the most screen time. The backlash inspired a hashtag, #WheresRey. "They made the figurines and there was no Rey figurines, that was extremely troubling," said Sevigny. In 2003, Sevigny caused a stir at Cannes with her work in Vincent Gallos "The Brown Bunny." The film includes a scene in which Sevigny performs unsimulated oral sex on Gallo. The actress stood by the project. "Id probably still do it today," she said, adding, "I believe in Vincent as an artist and I stand by the film." She said that Gallo was good at pushing peoples buttons and noted that Cannes thrives on controversy. But she acknowledged that the film was intended to push the envelope. "It was a subversive act," said Sevigny. "It was a risk. And I think it was a way of me staying outside the business in a weird way, but also doing what I want to do in the business."
GOSSIP LIFE 05/19
According to many Hollywood figures, Donald Trump has an unbelievable amount of silent support within Tinsel Town but here is one person he wont be getting support. Shes A-list and a big time New Yorker. She went on a few dates with Trump in the city back in the 90s and was pretty disgusted by him. I expect this to surface soon. You would never put the two of them together. Susan Sarandon
LAWYER 05/19 **#1**
This former A- list mostly television actress who everyone loved is having a hard time getting another good role. She thought she got one but when she wouldnt sleep with the male lead got axed from the show. Jenna Fischer ("The Office")/Matt LeBlanc ("Man With a Plan")
LAWYER 05/19 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actress who has not had a hit in well over a decade and has piled up an impressive number of misses just landed a new show. Despite her recent lack of any kind of success she is already being a diva on a show that is going to have a very big budget. It wont take much for the network to pull the plug on this one. This was a horrible casting decision. No one who has worked with her has ever liked the experience. Not Katherine Heigl. Debra Messing "Dirty Dancing"; Sarah Michelle Gellar ("Cruel Intentions")
LAWYER 05/19 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor didnt have to go to bed with this A+ list mogul this time around. The actor is too big for that now, but he did have to kiss the ring so to speak during a recent visit to the mogul who got the actor his first big break in return for that casting couch time. Bradley Cooper/Ryan Murphy "American Horror Story" sixth season
LAWYER 05/19 **#4**
She says that until she signs on the dotted line for a reality show or a commitment in writing she will be taken care of financially, this B+ list celebrity wannabe reality star with a boyfriend will keep sleeping with other guys to keep her options open. Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian
LAWYER 05/19 **#5**
For years, this A+ list mostly movie actress has made a bunch of money working for a company that likes to sell products door to door. Now, speaking of doors, she is being pushed through the exit door by a former co-star who wants to be the new face of the company and wants the former co-star out of the picture.
A+ list actress: Reese Witherspoon
Former co-star: Sofia Vergara
LAWYER 05/19 **#6**
This former A- list "singer" who crashed and burned so publicly is back on drugs again. No one will hire her and her husband is always gone. So, she has started partying day and night with friends. Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross
LAWYER 05/19 **#7**
This foreign born A- list model who is hoping that big budget movie will be her ticket out of modeling is having relationship issues because of her coke use. On the bright side, she has found a drug friend in the guise of this model who is the offspring of an old but working permanent A+ list celebrity. Cara Delevingne ("Suicide Squad")/St. Vincent/Georgia May Jagger (Mick Jagger)
LAWYER 05/19 **#8**
This female A list reality host was asked to do several events with this A- list actress/writer/star of a pay cable show that is ending. The reality host went to one of the events and disliked the actress. Well, it isnt like the reality host is all that loved. Apparently the two got into an argument about politics that turned really nasty.
Reality host: Padma Lakshmi ("Top Chef")
A- list actress: Lena Dunham ("Girls")
Event: 8th Annual Blossom Ball Benefiting The Endometriosis Foundation Of America
LAWYER 05/19 **#9**
This B list mostly television actress who is starring in a soon to air pay cable show trashed the trailer of her co-star on that show. The co-star, who used to be a superhero and also had some great tv roles apparently split with the actress after they had sex.
Actress: Evan Rachel Wood
Co-star: James Marsden (Scott Summers/Cyclops "X-Men")
LAWYER 05/19 **#10**
This child actress turned escort actually has a movie coming out soon. The thing is she has gone missing. Oh sure, there are tweets and Instagram posts but none of it is from her. She is hiding because she doesnt want to do press for the movie. If they threw a bunch of money at her it might make a difference, but she knows it is a crap movie. Lindsay Lohan "The Shadow Within" (and in the past week she has reappeared)
LAWYER 05/19 **#11**
KINDNESS: At one point in time this actor had a hit movie, a cable show, a pay cable show and a network show all on at once. Now he just has some movies and an almost television show. Still though, quite the run. Our actor and his mogul wife write a lot of big checks each year to help pay the travel and expenses for volunteers who want to go overseas and volunteer their time in impoverished countries but cant afford the expense. Together they probably spend about $100K a year and the mogul talked her bosses into donating $1M.
LAWYER 05/19 **#12**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee changed hotels three times during one two day visit to Paris recently. Guess he is worried about those death threats. Sean Penn (El Chapo interview)
LAWYER 05/19 **#13**
#1 This B+ list mostly movie actress is legal now but she wasnt when she hooked up with this married A list mostly movie actor while filming their first movie together.
Actress: Natalie Portman (17 when filming for "Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace" ended)
A list actor: Ewan McGregor
Other movies: "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones"; "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith"; "Jane Got a Gun"
#2- Look for this former A- list mostly television actor who has not had the greatest last five years since his hit show went off the air to be replaced on his new show. the female lead has all the power and he is already being his creepy self. Mandy Moore/Milo Ventimiglia ("This Is Us")
#3 This foreign born model all of you know as a professional beard was doing lines of coke off a table in a VIP section while canoodling with the brother of this foreign born A list athlete kind of tied in a Kevin Bacon way to the person in #2. Irina Shayk (Bradley Cooper)/Lewis Hamilton (Nicolas Hamilton)/Wladimir Klitschko/Hayden Panettiere/Milo Ventimiglia
LAWYER 05/20 **#1**
This SNL actress had to be helped up from the floor of an airplane bathroom because she was so drunk she couldnt get up on her own after she fell. Leslie Jones
LAWYER 05/20 **#2**
This singer is unfortunately A list or close to it. He also beat a woman the other day when she called him a homophobic slur that begins with f. She didnt go to the police. Apparently she was told if she did go to the police that her child would be harmed.
LAWYER 05/20 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actress has a superhero sidekick thing going for her. She is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. Two of her siblings are in polygamous marriages. Amy Adams (raised in the LDS Church) (Lois/"Superman")
LAWYER 05/20 **#4**
The husband of this foreign born multiple Academy Award winning/nominated A list actress is cheating on her with two university students who dont know about each other. Apparently he is mentoring them. Cate Blanchett (Andrew Upton is an Australian playwright, screenwriter, and director)
LAWYER 05/20 **#5**
This female part-time reality judge who would probably love to be as popular as she was a decade ago singing is hooking up with a female contestant on the show. Christina Aguilera ("The Voice")
LAWYER 05/20 **#6**
This actor is A list when it comes to television, movies, commercials and a-holery. He loves to pretend he is interested in politics and noble causes but he always seems to pick the ones that will get him speaking fees or free trips. Alec Baldwin
LAWYER 05/20 **#7**
This A- list stand up comedienne/part-time actress/always thought provoking performed with this permanent A+ list comic. She got his number and wont stop texting him. It is to the point where he is going to have to change the number he has had for a decade. Sarah Silverman/Will Ferrell (Los Angeles "Brady Bear Awards Gala")
LAWYER 05/20 **#8**
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show with now even more spinoffs got hammered with one of his sons teachers after a parent event and ended up having sex with her in a bar bathroom. Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead") (has a son with Helena Christensen born October 1999)
LAWYER 05/20 **#9**
This former A+ list athlete who had a lot of help from steroids beat the crap out of this former NFL quarterback turned 24 hour party guy. The QB made some comments about the daughter of the athlete that were not nice and down he went. Jose Canseco/Johnny Manziel
LAWYER 05/20 **#10**
This foreign born A+ list singer has been having second thoughts about a dance routine she is supposed to perform Sunday night. Apparently things are not going well and after her last television performance she wants everything to be perfect. Rihanna ("Billboard Awards 2016")
LAWYER 05/20 **#11**
This permanent A list "singer" supposedly was going to have a new single in the next couple of weeks. The thing is though it is going to take another couple of months to try and find enough vocals from all her recordings good enough to use on the single. Britney Spears "Make Me (Oooh)"
LAWYER 05/20 **#12**
KINDNESS: This permanent A+ list musician who rarely rarely sings but has had a lot of hits with people he brings in donates about 1,000 bottles of water each day to a homeless shelter and is out at the same shelter several times a week serving meals. Carlos Santana
LAWYER 05/20 **#13**
#1 Do you remember the child rapist blind from last week? Turns out he once left a 14 year old handcuffed to a hotel bed for two days and would just use her when he was horny. He finally let her go when he found someone else he wanted more. Jimmy Page
#2- This getting towards permanent A list one named musician used to trade heroin for sex with this B+ list and fading one named singer.
#3 This A list name recognition heavy metal drummer beat a woman at a bar because she wouldnt service him orally right there at the bar. Tommy Lee ("Mötley Crüe)
#4 This now deceased permanent A+ list comic/actor once sat on this now deceased all-time A+ list comic for an entire day when the latter wanted to use drugs after a couple of days being clean. Robin Williams/Richard Pryor
GOSSIP LIFE 05/20
Weve received a few emails recently over a blind item we posted and soon revealed. Apparently people do not believe a B-list actress career truly flopped because a big budgeted movie she starred in made money internationally. First, the budget does not include marketing costs which, for a movie such as this, are always in the high 8 figures. Second, studios only take about 50% of the gross domestically. Third, most international rights are sold before filming to help ease the costs of production. Fourth, a blockbuster movie needs to make at least double its budget domestically alone to be consider a success. That is why the movie flopped and they will not be making more. With that being said, heres our blind item. An A-list actor pumped his own cash into a movie hes vested in and it flopped. He lost a lot of cash and is in a bad financial way right now.
LAWYER 05/21 **#1**
She can deny it all she wants, but the daughter of this A- list reality star from multiple reality shows has injected and filled her face to the point where it may never go back to anything resembling what it used to be. Kim Zolciaks daughter Brielle
LAWYER 05/21 **#2**
In exchange for a series of interviews with this foreign born permanent A+ list singer, this knee padding tabloid agreed to run what looks like another article about the singer but is a huge ad for the singers new product. The tabloid even sent it out as a story to thousands of outlets. Celine Dion/People (clothing, makeup and home furnishings lines)
LAWYER 05/21 **#3**
Maybe this talk show host who bid adieu to one show recently got tired of giving an allowance to his girlfriend because he had someone new he was with the other night. I love how he used to be a stalker when it came to people cheating on him but he does it all the time. Michael Strahan (old girlfriend: Kayla Quick)
LAWYER 05/21 **#4**
I give the "relationship" another week between this foreign born celebrity and A+ list singer. Maybe two weeks if they try and spin things or if she cant get the details quickly enough, but what happened last night is going to open a whole bunch of boxes. Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift (11 days is what it took)
LAWYER 05/22 **#1**
This former porn star/Charlie Sheen mistress convinced her fans into giving her $40K for rehab. She never went to rehab and is staying with a friend in LA while pretending to be at rehab. Rachel Oberlin
LAWYER 05/22 **#2**
This former Disney tweener turned marriage break up artist/talk show host just threw her talk show co-host under a big big bus and then backed it up. Now, the former tweener gets to keep her job but the co-host has been fired. Adrienne Bailon/Tamar Braxton (fired from "The Real")
LAWYER 05/22 **#3**
This daytime talk show host has no idea how close she was to being replaced by this Pretty Little Liars actress. It was a coin toss that weekend and the PLL actress was on standby to take over. Kelly Ripa/Shay Mitchell
LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
This actress from an acting family that may or may not act any longer is hooking up with a married Lloyds Of London director. Elizabeth Olsen (Ashley and Mary-Kate)
GOSSIP LIFE 05/23
We here at The Gossip Life obtained the script to an anticipated flick. Were not posting it because were not as hazardous as Gawker, but we can tell you about it. First, fans of the video game on which the movie is based will not be happy. Second, its jam-packed and stuffed with shit, like Batman vs Robin, or The Amazing Spider-Man 2 levels of stuffed with shit. Third, its quite convoluted at parts and sort of inaccessible for non-game fans. Although its dumbed down, beat-you-over-the-head at other parts too. "Assassin's Creed"
LAWYER 05/23 **#1**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Usually when there are feuds it is big names that are fighting. Apparently that is not the case at all times though. This B list Disney actress who has an actress sibling is involved in a feud with a much more known former Disney actress who also has an actress sibling. It was made clear that Billboard could invite both pairs of siblings but that only one would show up so to only invite the one they needed for the show last night.
B list actress: Laura Marano (sister Vanessa Marano)
Much more known actress: Bella Thorne (PROBABLY: sister Dani Thorne)
LAWYER 05/23 **#2**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This foreign born singer who is a Grammy winner/nominee won the most wasted award for someone who actually was able to perform. I think anyone who came into contact with her at any point during the night would have bet she was much more likely to pass out than perform. Tove Lo
LAWYER 05/23 **#3**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: One person who was not wasted yesterday or for the week leading up to the show was this A+ list singer. She has blown some really big performances as of late and needs to get fans excited about her again. Apparently she even laid off pot for a week. Rihanna
LAWYER 05/23 **#4**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This celebrity was probably C+ list at best prior to this week. 95% of you probably have never heard of her. She has been arrested more often than she has been on magazine covers. That all started to change this week though when that high profile talk show host recently started hooking up with her and then next thing you know she is being asked by the mainstream tabloids to do special projects for them and to attend gift suites and to be a fashion judge. Soon, she will be everywhere. Kayla Quick (Michael Strahan)
LAWYER 05/23 **#5**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This YouTube star was a horrible person to her fans on the red carpet last night. I blame it on the drugs, but whatever it was, she was rude and ripped up a few posters people had for her to sign. Threw random Sharpies to the ground. It was awful. Grace Helbig
LAWYER 05/23 **#6**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is getting back to his standup comedy roots would not stop hitting on this singer/B+ list actress from a very hit network show. The role is not that big of a stretch for her. It was painful how hard he was hitting on her and the lines he was using. This went on all night. Chris Tucker/Keke Palmer ("Scream Queens")
LAWYER 05/23 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list actress in her country and C-/D+ over here is pregnant and hooked on drugs. It is not a pretty sight. The actress is also deep in debt to her drug dealer and her life is quickly becoming a huge public mess. Stephanie Davis
LAWYER 05/23 **#8**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This red carpet television personality who used to be a model went off on two fans who would not believe her that she was not Kim Kardashian. I guess I could maybe see it if the angle and lighting were bad, but I think she was more upset that the fans though Kim K was blowing them off. Liz Hernandez ("Access Hollywood")
LAWYER 05/23 **#9**
This red carpet host/radio personality/celebrity offspring spends more time trying to recruit celebs into Scientology than actually interviewing them. Kerri Kasem
LAWYER 05/23 **#10**
This permanent A list supermodel insists that her celebrity boyfriend trail behind her whenever possible. She thinks that it looks better in photos. Christie Brinkley/John Mellencamp
LAWYER 05/23 **#11**
This married, closeted former A list singer in a group who did it briefly on her own was upset last night because she heard rumors that her girlfriend was going to be asked some uncomfortable questions about the relationship with the singer so she had to go solo to the event. Kelly Rowland
LAWYER 05/23 **#12**
This foreign born actor was headed to A list before his temper got the best of him. He has one big chance to hope his career gets back on track. The people in the know better not find out about that woman he hit last weekend. Alex Pettyfer "Elvis & Nixon"
LAWYER 05/23 **#13**
This back in the day actor/mogul who thinks of himself as an icon likes to show the world that he is this amazing wonderful guy. He really isnt. He has almost A+ list name recognition in lots of countries around the world. The thing is though there was a time when he used to get naked and get into bed with his kids. Yeah, that is not something he goes around sharing is it? Oh, he also would insult his kids even worse than Alec to Ireland. The actor has assaulted women in his life. He has gone on drunken rages and then lost control of his bowel and bladders during the rages. Oh, then of course there is the STD that never stops giving. He has it and is not very open and honest about sharing that condition with his sexual partners. In fact, he hides it unless he is having an outbreak. David Hasselhoff
This former child star and a former NFL player got married at the start of the new year. But insiders whisper that their brief marriage is on the rocks. The child-star, who played the daughter of a legendary comedian on a 80s TV sitcom, married the broke womanizer about a month after they got engaged. The marriage was troubled from the start, according to insiders. The husband, who has with a roving eye for women, used the actresss B-list clout and money to open up a gym in Atlanta. But now he is missing in action from her social media pages and she has made no mention of him in her podcasts in months. Keisha Knight Pulliam (Rudy Huxtable "The Cosby Show")/Ed Hartwell
We here at MediaTakeOut.com are very SAD to have to report this story. But a person close to the EXTREMELY WORLD RENOWNED celebrity set us this info. They hope it will lead the celebrity to get help: This is not really gossip, but its all true, and its very sad and alarming. [Popular celebrity] really needs help, and no one close to [them] is interested in helping do whats best. [Popular celeb] was diagnosed as a child with bipolar disorder. [Popular celeb] went untreated for most of [their] life, until [the] teen years when [popular celebs] behavior became so bad that medication was necessary. [Popular celeb] continued medicating until about five years ago, when [popular celeb] became such a huge star. [Popular celeb] started off using holistic remedies to treat the symptoms [of bipolar disorder]. At first it worked, but now its not anymore. Whats worse is that [popular celeb] is now taking hard drugs, cocaine and pills, to self medicate. [A GROUP OF PEOPLE] who are supposed to be the ones closest to [popular celebrity] are just watching as [popular celebs life] is spinning out of control. MTO, please put this out. We sat back and tried to deny the truth when Whitney was on drugs and shes gone. The same with Michael and Prince. I dont want the world to lose another great one. We really pray for THAT CELEBRITY to go and get the proper help. Justin Bieber
GOSSIP LIFE 05/24
This A-list actor is in negotiations to portray an iconic superhero. Whats blind item worthy about that? Well, our A-list actor has already portrayed a different iconic superhero. Fanboys will be warring over this casting choice and the studio are worrying about how to break the casting.
Who is he? Michael Keaton
Who is he going to portray? "The Vulture" ("Spider-Man")
Who has he portrayed? "Batman"
LAWYER 05/24 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor once hit it big as a teen and promptly threw it all away with drugs. I guess as an adult is going to be no different. The actor, who stars on a hit cable show is going to get killed off on his show because of his excessive drug use. Frank Dillane (Tom Riddle "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince") (Nick Clark "Fear the Walking Dead")/arrested for punching CBS security guard)
LAWYER 05/24 **#2**
At the Billboard Music Awards it was apparent to all that were working behind the scenes that at least for one event a torch had been passed. The opening act was treated much better and had was given much more love and respect than the one named singer who is a permanent A+ lister. This was not unnoticed by the one named singer who threw a bunch of diva fits just to make sure people still snapped to attentions when she demanded.
Opening act: Britney Spears
A+ lister: Madonna
LAWYER 05/24 **#3**
This former A+ list celebrity chef who lost it all has been trying to scramble to pay investors from her most recent project. Things started out great but now, not so much. The chef is selling off assets to try and pay everyone off. Paula Deen
LAWYER 05/24 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has numerous celebrity offspring and has been married to multiple A listers is back on drugs again. The last time this happened she basically went into seclusion for well over a year. Demi Moore
LAWYER 05/24 **#5**
Faced with never getting work again, this B list mostly movie actor walked back most of the statements he made during a press interview. Now, everything is back under the rug or hiding in the shadows which is where everyone in power likes it to be. Elijah Wood (child abuse in Hollywood) (clarifies comments on Hollywood pedophilia)
LAWYER 05/24 **#6**
This former A+ list tweener seems to reach new lows every day in how poorly fans can be treated. He treats them like dogs as they rush to try and please him. He laughs at them and mocks them. He then pretends to care just enough so they will buy his albums and tickets. He doesnt care about them at all. The only people he treats worse are the fans he has sex with every day. They are degraded until they break and then sent home. Justin Bieber
LAWYER 05/24 **#7**
At one point they were close friends but now this former A+ list rapper turned A- lister with a money losing side project is disliked by this fashion designer. The fashion designer shares one product in common with the former rapper. The designer thinks the rapper stole some designs for that product in common they share and it has caused a big war between the pair.
A+ list rapper: Kanye West
Side Project: "Yeezy"
Fashion designer: Jeremy Scott
LAWYER 05/24 **#8**
This foreign born former A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show no longer on the air has multiple franchise movie makers going on at once. He might need them all because his long time girlfriend has been going through his money with a few schemes run by her and her family.
Actor: Charlie Hunnam
Cable show: "Sons of Anarchy"
Franchise movies: "Pacific Rim"; "The Lost City of Z"; "Knights of the Roundtable: King Arthur"
Girlfriend: Morgana McNelis
LAWYER 05/24 **#9**
As soon as he thought the paps were gone, this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who might might just make it to A list if his pseudo super hero movie makes it big dropped the hand of the woman he calls his girlfriend. He sent her on her way and immediately got close to the guy who had joined the couple at lunch. Alexander Skarsgård ("The Legend of Tarzan")/Alexa Chung
LAWYER 05/24 **#10**
Just when you thought this former A+ list mostly movie actress had learned her plastic surgery lesson, she goes overboard again. The Academy Award winner/nominee with a franchise went and destroyed her face again. She is going to look ridiculous doing press for her new movie. Renee Zellweger ("The Whole Truth")
LAWYER 05/24 **#11**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress was in a long running franchise. She is playing with fire right now. The outspoken actress is having a fling with a young married politician from her home country. At least one British tabloid editor is dying to spill the news but is being held back by their publisher. Emma Watson ("Harry Potter")
LAWYER 05/24 **#12**
From Reddit: I am an actor. Well-known. A few of my movies are among the top-grossing in history. I started out as a child actor and fortunately have worked ever since. I hate my fans. Appreciate them but hate them. I hate them because they hound and harass me. I am not an attention whore. I dont tip off the paps, party, etc. I usually enjoy being by myself. I cant even be open about being gay. What really irks me is how fans call me by this characters name and start touching me and asking for pictures like I am one of those guys dressed like a Transformer on Hollywood/Vine. Dont get me wrong, Ill always chat and take a picture with a fan if they are cool or for a young fan, but most people are assholes. I hate the way they ask me for money and think I have money. I see these sites where fans will say I am worth like $20 million. BITCH PLEASE. I am worth more like $4 million. And I dont even live a lavish style. Far from it. I may get four movie offers ranging from $1 4 million. I probably take a quarter of that at the end. Most often I turn down the higher-paying movies because they will do the most damage to your career. Sometimes I wont get any offers. I have tons of expenses. I have to pay lawyers, accountants, family, etc. Dont even get me started on taxes. Also, if I ever become disabled or cant work anymore, then I am f**ked. They think that I can get them work. No I cant. That pisses me off more than anything. My life is not that glam. Most famous people are not that interesting. Theyre uneducated. Theyre ignorant. Theyre paranoid. Theyre full of themselves. Taylor Lautner (Shark Boy "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D") (Jacob "Twilight")
LAWYER 05/24 **#13**
JESSICA WILLIAMS BLIND ITEM: On Sunday, during her Vulture Fest panel with 2 Dope Queens co-host Phoebe Robinson, Jessica Williams recounted her recent too-close-for-comfort encounter at the Peabody Awards the night before: Yesterday, I was doing the red carpet for the Peabodys so I was doing interviews. I was doing an interview, and all of the sudden, this guy, this popular actor comes up behind me and just grabs me and just pulls me in towards him. I was literally talking to somebody, and was like, "What? What is happening?" And he was like, "Yeah, girl. You fine" If I was at a f**king bodega in Harlem and this happened to me, I would literally stab you. But because hes a great actor, everybodys, "Haha, thats funny, right? Good one, you got touched." Anthony Anderson
On this Real Housewifes first season, she was very lucky that the OG of the show took her under her wing and gave her a chance. That rarely happens. In her second season, she completely abandoned her mentor when the mentor was taking fire from multiple sides. Instead of providing her former friend a healthy, healing oasis, she eventually jumped ship with the rest of the rats, leaving her friend adrift. The problem is that she doesnt understand how these shows work. The OG will always be the OG and the rest of the rats eventually fell back in line the next season. This Housewife did not. She decided to drag her submissive spouse into her cat fight. It got ugly. So ugly that this may be her last season. Could be one of the worst edits in history. Which is a shame since she just moved into a new place that was more filming-friendly.
Show: "Real Housewives of Orange County"
OG: Vicki Gunvalson
Housewife: Shannon Beador/husband David
GOSSIP LIFE 05/25
Hes got it. Our A-list actor has got the iconic role, beating out so many competitors in the process, but he doesnt know hes got it yet. His asking price for an iconic role is awfully high that producers are hoping to pressure his agent down by leaking potential castings and holding nugatory meetings.
Who is he? Tom Hiddleston
Whats the role? "James Bond"
LAWYER 05/25 **#1**
This former B+ list worst television actress ever turned reality star turned please give me work does naked webcam work with men her husband finds. Apparently she is in enough demand where she can make a few hundred bucks an hour. Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott
LAWYER 05/25 **#2**
What is a good way to stay clean when you have drug issues? If you are this former tweener actor turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor you bury yourself in side projects. The side projects get enormous amounts of attention and is the only time he makes sure not to abuse drugs or get drunk. Shia LeBeouf (hitchhiking across America)
LAWYER 05/25 **#3**
This former child actor from an acting family was once A+ list way back in the day. That child fame has kept her at B list for much longer than should be the case. Anyway, she was going to run for political office but pulled out when she found out a while treasure trove of scandal about her and her family was headed her way. Melissa Gilbert (ends her bid for Congress)
LAWYER 05/25 **#4**
KINDNESS: This now out of work actor who just had a very long running hit network television show end definitely had time on his hands to help a stranded motorist. Our actor, despite recent surgery helped push a stalled car off the freeway. A California freeway which is always dangerous. With cars flying by, there was the actor making sure everyone was safe and the car to the side of the freeway before heading out. Nathan Fillion
LAWYER 05/25 **#5**
This foreign born married B- list actress in her own country is probably C+ or even C over here. Her husband is also foreign born but has achieved A+ list in his own country and probably A- list over here. Anyway, our actress was so convinced she was going to marry her husband that she got his name tattooed on her arm after their first date. Yeah. Georgia Moffett/David Tennant
LAWYER 05/25 **#6**
This network reality host really wants to have famous friends. She keeps name dropping famous people on her show and in interviews in hopes they will get in touch with her. So far, no takers.
LAWYER 05/25 **#7**
This still alive permanent A list celebrity with A+ list name recognition says when he first came out to Hollywood he spent the first two weeks naked and in a drug filled haze at a famous landmark that had a great name but no longer exists. Considering how anti he is to drugs now, it is quite the story. Hugh Hefner ("Garden Of Allah")
LAWYER 05/25 **#8**
This foreign born B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister went on a drug fueled rant the other day. Nothing new for her. Everyone else has problems and issues but she thinks she is perfect and is "managing" her addiction. Kelly Osbourne
LAWYER 05/25 **#9**
Apparently the husband of this former A list singer in a group and briefly on her own has moved out of their home. He cant stand all the lies that he is supposed to maintain and hates all the cover stories. Kelly Rowland/Tim Witherspoon; Fergie/Josh Duhamel
LAWYER 05/25 **#10**
This foreign born closeted A list teen singer had an awful experience with a member of this female singing group. He is trying to make a new story stick though and came up with an interesting choice. The foreign born celebrity teen daughter of this acting couple who are no longer together but are A-/B+ list. The teen singer had a meeting with the actress mom last week to discuss all the details.
Teen singer: Shawn Mendes
Female singing group: Camila Cabello
Celebrity teen daughter: Lily Mo Sheen (Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen)
Shawn Mendes and Kate Beckinsale dined at Mr. Chows in Las Vegas
LAWYER 05/25 **#11**
This married sometime A list singer who used to be married to the A list everything in her own mind celebrity/actress has been doing his best to hook up with this actress/model with the impossibly long last name who has a birthday coming up. Marc Anthony/Jennifer Lopez/Emily Ratajkowski (celebrating her 25th birthday in Las Vegas, where Marc Anthony is appearing)
LAWYER 05/25 **#12**
This foreign born celebrity chef not named Gordon or Jamie apparently didnt learn his lesson about hooking up with his employees. At a brand new place he is opening, the married chef has already gone through multiple hostesses until he found a few who would sleep with him. Curtis Stone "Gwen"
LAWYER 05/25 **#13**
I love any kind of blind that sounds like it could be in a soap. I also love that the two main figures in this blind are not regular visitors to this spot. They are a married couple. The actress is foreign born and an Academy Award winner/nominee. The actor is B list but is probably headed down to B- list after his most recent television flop. It was this most recent television flop that has led to all the drama between this well known couple. On the set of his recent flop he got involved with a foreign born actress who was his co-star. It was an on set romance but he also got busted and was acting like a love struck puppy. It caused a great deal of drama on the home front. It has taken nearly a year to get his wife to even partially forgive him. He became much more contrite when his show was canceled. His wife is about to have a very big year and is doing a ton of press. It just highlights to him his acting failures. This has caused him to lash out and the couple has had some fairly public blowouts the past couple of weeks. Most have revolved around him being jealous and not wanting her to travel to promote her show. Or if she does travel, her insistence that he accompany her. Why? She doesnt trust him and has made it perfectly clear to those around him during the arguments. She has also made it clear during these arguments exactly why she doesnt trust him which has led to him lashing out even more. Probably not helping matters is that the actress from that television show has been communicating with the actor through a friend of his.
Actress: Anna Paquin
Big year: "Roots" TV mini-series and "Broken" TV series
Actor: Stephen Moyer
Show: "The Bastard Executioner"
HUFFINGTON POST 05/25
A world-famous singer who allegedly sexually harassed his hairdresser will reportedly be named in the US today, but the British press is gagged once again from naming the celebrity at the heart of the scandal. The star, known only in court documents as RA, obtained a gagging order forbidding the publication of his identity. He faced an employment tribunal over the allegations last year, settling the case out of court in February. His lawyers have now taken the case to the Court of Appeal in a bid to prevent the star from being identified. But he will be named in a US publication today. This latest gagging order comes after Supreme Court judges ruled last week that the couple at the centre of the celebrity threesome injunction will remain anonymous. The man, identified in court hearings only as PJS, asked the Supreme Court to consider the case after losing a fight in the Court of Appeal. The injunction meant that press in England and Wales could not name the A-list star or his partner, but publications anywhere else in the world could, leading to media outlets claiming that "the law is an ass". This latest gagging order means that millions around the world will be able to read about the allegations that a celebrity groped his stylist. A source close to the case said that the singers behaviour towards the hairdresser "was sustained and sordid beyond belief", the MailOnline reports. The source added that the musician was "out of control" and "seems to think the normal rules of acceptable behaviour dont apply to him because hes a rich star". The High Court ruled earlier this month that the musician did not have a legal right to remain anonymous. RA has now taken the fight to the Court of Appeal. His anonymity remains intact until the case has been decided. The hairdresser, known as CA, originally brought a lawsuit against the celebrity and two others, known as RB and RC. Mrs Justice Simler said in her judgement that RA as a "well-known public figure" and that there was a legitimate public interest in the case, stressing the importance of open justice. Earlier this month, the identity of a married actor who reportedly had sex with former prostitute Helen Wood was revealed by US media and on Twitter. Its alleged that the married actor paid for sex with Wood, 30, the former escort who once claimed she had an affair with England footballer Wayne Rooney, while his wife Coleen was pregnant with their first child. The "family man" was named by US media and on social media, yet the British media remain prohibited from revealing the A-listers identity.
RA (world-famous singer/partner): Elton John/David Furnish
Helen Wood/married actor: Hugh Bonneville ("Downton Abbey")
(British blog) Which well-known comedian demanded that his ex return all of the letters that he sent her when they broke up? Not for sentimental reasons, nor out of spite but because he wanted to crib them for his memoir. Kevin Hart
GOSSIP LIFE 05/26
I have one source when it comes to this A-list actor and all hes telling me regarding some very shocking news is "Blind sided and shell shocked, and getting increasingly angry. Expect something big from his end in response. Expect leaked stories. Expect a very public feud." Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
She exited a long relationship not too long ago. While they were together, they definitely partied, but he preferred a more chill vibe while she was getting too into the pills. Which is why he claims they ended it. Turns out, around the time of her split, she went to rehab for a tune-up and is now sober and re-focusing on her work. Her work, recently, was rather high profile, a prestige assignment. But she was miserable in that environment, not only trying to avoid bad habits but, apparently, not getting along with her colleagues; supposedly they never wanted to hear her opinions. Now that shes clean, her perspective has changed too. So shes going around telling people that the reason shes not with him anymore is because hes not stimulating enough intellectually even though she was so attracted to him. There were a lot of romantic gestures, like dedicating his art to her, but ultimately shes revised their history to read that she left because she wants someone smarter. Kirsten Dunst (Cannes Film Festival 2016 jury member)/Garrett Hedlund
LAWYER 05/26 **#1**
This getting old former A list mostly movie actress who has A list name recognition has always been quirky. I have written about some of them before in this space. The Academy Award winner/nominee though is becoming really OCD in her old age and it can often go to maddening lengths. When she goes grocery shopping every items has to be in perfect condition. Label just so and if food is fresh, then it must not have any flaws. It can take multiple hours to pick up just one cart of items. Apparently if she does not go shopping though and sees the items at home, she doesnt care what they look like. Diane Keaton; Faye Dunaway
LAWYER 05/26 **#2**
Dont believe the hype or the quotes you read about date night between these two A+ listers the other night. All of the quotes came from his publicist. Im sure her publicist would say the same thing because they are always on message, but it always cracks me up when tabloids are breathless in their coverage and talk about insiders when they just print crap publicists tell them to print. Beyoncé and Jay Z
LAWYER 05/26 **#3**
This former tweener actress/singer turned talk show host/part time home wrecker is taking advantage of the mess at her current job to try and force everyone out but herself. She would love to be in a Kelly Ripa type situation. Adrienne Bailon "The Real"
LAWYER 05/26 **#4**
Apparently this A list singer has a type. She loves guys who under the guise of being drunk will hook up with other guys. Apparently her new guy is no exception to the rule. That was a guy the couple picked up last week while out of the country and brought back to their suite. Katy Perry/Orlando Bloom in Cannes
LAWYER 05/26 **#5**
With not as much work coming their way soon, this Victorias Secret model is trying to work her way into something. She is one of the more well known models and has been on other covers. Her best friend is married to an A list singer from a group. Apparently the model and the singer have been hooking up fairly regularly. The singers wife thinks he has settled down because he has removed himself from the groupie cycle. Nope. Just found one steady person.
Victoria Secret model:
Couple: Adam Levine/Behati Prinsloo
LAWYER 05/26 **#6**
You wouldnt necessarily know it by looking at them, but back in the day, this permanent A+ list director/writer/producer/mogul who created one of the greatest franchises of all time would swap girlfriends for a night or a week with this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and been in some of the most important movies of all time. He has also made crap movies for a paycheck too. George Lucas ("Star Wars")/Harrison Ford
LAWYER 05/26 **#7**
Every so often this A- list mostly television actor who is on a pay cable show has to attend a show event with his sometime co-star B+ list awful actress. They do not get along and rolling of the eyes when taking pictures is the nicest form of communication between them. He is convinced her appearances on the show is stunt casting and dislikes it. Liev Schreiber/Katie Holmes ("Ray Donovan")
LAWYER 05/26 **#8**
KINDNESS: This Scandal actress has personally picked up the tab for close to 100 dogs who have been involved in dog fighting kennels. She pays for their medical treatment and all the other expenses at the shelters where they will remain for the rest of their lives. Bellamy Young
LAWYER 05/26 **#9**
As if this network reality host needed more people disliking her. Well, the host revealed some news she was told not to by multiple people but she just loves being the center of attention so did it anyway. This is why no one likes working with her either. Erin Andrews "Dancing With the Stars"/Peta Murgatroyd and Maksim Chmerkovskiy pregnancy
LAWYER 05/26 **#10**
This foreign born former A list model who was once married to a permanent A list singer makes her living transporting cash for drug dealers between cities all over the world.
LAWYER 05/26 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who had a couple of great tv shows had a big box office opening very recently. She is also cheating on her long time actor boyfriend/former co-star. Emily VanCamp ("Brothers & Sisters" and "Revenge") ("Captain America: Civil War")/Josh Bowman ("Revenge")
LAWYER 05/26 **#12**
This newest superhero is foreign born, closeted and apparently quite the meth user. He got hooked when he was doing theatre and then wanted to stay up and party all night. Ben Hardy (Angel "X-Men: Apocalypse") ("The Judas Kiss")
LAWYER 05/26 **#13**
Things are getting pretty rough for this talk show host. As hard as he is trying to keep it together on the outside, there are big cracks beginning to show in his foundation. Big cracks. If he steps the wrong way at all in the next few weeks his entire world is going to come crashing down hard. It will be one of the biggest falls ever. This is not a late night host. Im not even sure if this host has been a blind before. Im leaning towards no and if it is a yes, then it was just him being an a-hole on a plane ride or something. The guy has several jobs all related to him talking and staying level headed. His biggest employers have had to play some serious interference over the past few months. He has been abrasive to almost everyone in the studio and office where he works. He is having sex with some college student almost every day while trying to tell the people at work he is celibate. By my calculation he is about three times her age. If this hookup is anything like his other past college aged women hookups she is probably having to bathe before and after sex. Notice I said bathe. He does not think women should take showers. Yeah. He has several burner phones which he uses to text and harass people who have crossed him. He has always held grudges but as he has started to age, these grudges have turned into vendettas. Things are getting ugly. He tries to be Mr. Cool at his jobs but he has started to show up just before air time and looking disheveled because his vendettas take up so much of his time. He has a team of interns who only look up people who have wronged him and then he takes that information and tries to go after them. It wouldnt shock me if he died of a heart attack. It also wouldnt shock me if he did a murder suicide thing. Glenn Beck ("TheBlaze")
This couple may have left their kids behind when they went on a recent island vacation, but they certainly were not alone. Unbeknownst to most on the trip, one single female guest is closer to the couple than everyone else. At least in some ways. Word on the streets is that this couple has a very active polyamorous lifestyle and brought some sand to the beach. The most titillating part is none of the other guests suspected a thing. Kandi Burruss/Todd Tucker ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
GOSSIP LIFE 05/27
This A-list actor is drinking and drugging in Cannes after a bad professional situation emerged. He looks dishevelled and shell-shocked. Sean Penn "The Last Face"
This A+ list songstress is shooting an alternate ending to her reality show. She wants no part of the cult her soon to be husband escaped and is flirting with again. Mariah Carey/James Packer/Scientology
LAWYER 05/27 **#1**
It was like an invasion. The staff of this celebrity couple say each person on the staff was taken to a room where multiple people were waiting. In the room, there was a ten page document which they were told to sign or they would lose their job. They were not given the opportunity to read it but were told they could have a copy after signing. It was a new NDA. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
LAWYER 05/27 **#2**
Well, apparently this foreign born actress/celebrity offspring has won the competition to be the beard for this A-/B+ list singer. Aww, our aging actress will be so disappointed. Lily Collins (Phil Collins)/Nick Jonas/Kate Beckinsale
LAWYER 05/27 **#3**
The Directors Wife is hooking up with this married, foreign born actor who had a long running network hit. The two are co-starring in a project together. Gretchen Mol/Hugh Laurie ("House")/"Chance"
LAWYER 05/27 **#4**
Six months ago, this former A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has not really worked much except for a small part in a recent limited series was having her credit cards regularly declined when she went out shopping. Now, she is spending thousands of dollars each day with no trouble at all. Apparently the guy she is seeing helps out a lot and all she has to do is hook up with a few of his business partners and make their dreams of having sex with a known actress come true. Tara Reid/Yavuz Cansiz
LAWYER 05/27 **#5**
This couple already has more money than they could ever spend. Therefore, what they did was kind of shocking. Plus, outwardly they always seem so nice. She had a bunch of hits back in the day with a group although, lets face it, the group was a name only, it was all her. Anyway, she was putting on a concert for charity which is nice. The idea was to also give away a bunch of free tickets to the people the charity was helping. The thing is though, it would have cut into the fee of our singer. So, they kept all the ticket prices as is and gave nothing away to the people they were supposed to be helping.
LAWYER 05/27 **#6**
This A list superhero says he has not hooked up with any any women for quite some time because his most recent long time girlfriend gave him the gift that keeps on giving. He said she never told him she was a carrier of the disease. Google is your friend. Andrew Garfield ("The Amazing Spiderman")/Emma Stone
LAWYER 05/27 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actor is in a superhero franchise. He also has a nice little cable show gig he has been on for the past few seasons. Anyway, the studio for the movie has put him with a sober coach 24/7 for the past week after an embarrassing incident prior to last week. Oh, and the sober coach is also supposed to bar any contact between the actor and his ex-girlfriend.
Actor: Evan Peters
Franchise: "X-Men: Apocalypse" (Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver)
Cable show: "American Horror Story"
Ex-girlfriend: Emma Roberts
LAWYER 05/27 **#8**
This married foreign born A list mostly movie actor usually just cheats on his wife with random hookups or one line actresses from his movies. Now, the soon to be underemployed actor is telling his hookups that his marriage is over. Hmm, maybe that is why he said no. Daniel Craig/Rachel Weisz
LAWYER 05/27 **#9**
This meh tweener actress turned bad adult actress but A-/B+ list singer who has way higher name recognition than she deserves better watch out for a sexual harassment suit. She is having sex with her bodyguard. Ariana Grande
LAWYER 05/27 **#10**
This Academy Award winner/nominee who is also an Emmy Award winner/nominee and a Tony Award winner/nominee but probably wont be a Grammy Award winner/nominee unless she does an audio book was passed out drunk thirty minutes before she took the stage the other night. She managed to get up, get made up and was brilliant. Jessica Lange "Long Days Journey Into Night" (Academy Awards wins "Tootsie" and "Blue Sky") (Emmy Awards wins "American Horror Story" (twice) and "Grey Gardens)
LAWYER 05/27 **#11**
This budding romance between this B+ list teen actress and the celebrity offspring of A list celebrities has hit a snag. It turns out our actress is a fairly big pot smoker. So, the parents of the offspring have slowed the roll of the relationship. They do not do scandal in their family. Chloë Grace Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham (David and Victoria Beckham)
LAWYER 05/27 **#12**
This actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Over the past decade he has really stepped up his charity giving game. Apparently he has a lot of money to spend on his charitable efforts because he uses a private jet for his charitable visits. Most of his visits are focused on one country. A country that shares a border with one of the biggest drug trafficking countries in the world. Huh. Our actor used his money and influence in the country he visits to get some very favorable concessions from the government. Apparently there are a couple of locations where our actor has set up "offices" for his charitable work. The funny thing is most of these "offices" are just a place where coke is processed by his workers. The coke is cut up and cooked for crack. It is then sold to the residents of this very poor country. Every couple of months our actor flies in to check on his workers, press the flesh and pass out some cash before taking a bunch of his cash home. Not all of his cash though. Nope. He needs to launder money too which is why our actor owns several stores in the country but the main funneling of his money is into a production company. Nobody knows how to move money around better than a Hollywood accountant. It plays by its own rules and is the perfect place to clean your money. Now if he could just get rid of some of his competition. Oh wait.
Actor: Sean Penn
Charitable effort: Haitian Relief Organization/"Offices"
Bordering country: Dominican Republic
Competition: El Chapo
Production company: "Clyde Is Hungry Productions"
LAWYER 05/28 **#1**
It must suck to be sued by your now ex-girlfriend but to have to pretend like everything is ok and go film with her. Have to get that breakup scene on film. Tyga/Kylie Jenner "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
LAWYER 05/28 **#2**
This married foreign born getting up there in years actor is B+ list. A Tony/Academy Award/Emmy winner/nominee he is definitely talented when it comes to acting. Somehow he has managed to stay out of the whole molestation scandal that rocked England. He definitely has hooked up with many teen girls not even old enough to drive. Jeremy Irons (67) (won Tony Award "The Real Thing") (won Academy Award "Reversal of Fortune") (won Emmy Awards " Big Cat Week"; "Elizabeth I"; "The Great War and the Shaping of the 20th Century")
LAWYER 05/28 **#3**
This model is a permanent A+ list celebrity. When you are on the cover of Vogue as much as she has been in her life, you get that nod. Getting on in years, the model is thisclose to coming out because she wants to live the rest of her life openly with her girlfriend. Lauren Hutton
LAWYER 05/28 **#4**
This foreign born actress on a hit pay cable show that is ending has left her husband. Again. Whenever she finds someone to hook up with she leaves him and says she is never coming back. This time though, it sounds permanent. Jemima Kirke "Girls" (and she finally confirmed it. Took her long enough.)
LAWYER 05/29 **#1**
You dont know her name this week, but apparently a professor who is also a medical doctor at one of the best schools in the country is about to have her porn life exposed. Hundreds of scenes.
LAWYER 05/29 **#2**
At least for the 30 or so minutes it took them to have sex in her dressing room, this singer/Academy Award winning/nominated actor was back together with this Academy Award winning/nominated actress when they hooked up at her current show. The actor hooked up with someone else the night before so not sure if this is how he thinks one woos.
Actor: Jared Leto
Actress: Lupita Nyong'o
LAWYER 05/29 **#3**
The only thing keeping this former supermodel alive right now is the revenge she wants on someone. The former A+ list model is dying but is trying to keep it a secret. Usually she would be gunning for the magazine covers, but even she thinks some things should remain private. Janice Dickinson (breast cancer)
LAWYER 05/29 **#4**
You would think that with a life at stake not to mention a bundle of cash, that this pregnant celebrity would not be drinking so heavily. Blac Chyna
LAWYER 05/30 **#1**
This former tweener actress turned A- list singer with a bad attitude is back on the coke in a big way. Canceling shows is a way to get promoters to not want to book you again. I remember the time she canceled a show because she ended up making more hanging out with a guy than performing. Ariana Grande
LAWYER 05/30 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show had to be carried out of a Fleet Week party because he was so drunk. On the bright side, he didnt do anything destructive. Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead")
LAWYER 05/30 **#3**
This Bravo reality star who makes way more money away from this franchise show dumped his long long long term boyfriend for some bartender who calls the reality star Daddy. Josh Flagg ("Million Dollar Listing") (trust fund baby)/Colton Thorn/Bobby Boyd
LAWYER 05/30 **#4**
This married celebrity who is pregnant and done a porn and not named Blac Chyna hooked up with her real baby daddy at a club the other night before leaving together. The thing is, I think they actually made the baby at the same club when she was there to perform a couple of months ago. Courtney Stodden
GOSSIP LIFE 05/30
This former A-list director is a legendary director of romantic comedies, but his own life isnt as picturesque as his movies. Were going into dark territory a little bit for this one, but hes had a regular mistress since the 90s, a E-list actress, who has appeared in roles in every single one of his movies since their affair began. BONUS: Our actress also had relations with an A-list politician. Garry Marshall/Sandra Taylor/Donald Trump
GOSSIP LIFE 05/31
I'm hearing mixed things on the casting for the iconic role as of the weekend. I hear someone big and an expected choice is losing the role due to a very difficult agent, who is trying to hold the producer to ransom. Another has swept in and is now considered to be the favourite.
Who is he? Tom Hiddleston
Who is the other? Jamie Bell
Whats the role? "James Bond"
A veteran daytime soap opera executive producer is on his or her way out at this sudser. I hear the suits have been quietly building their case for quite some times, citing ratings woes among other issues. While it will likely be spun in the press as the exiting E.P.'s decision to leave, make no mistake, this person is about to be canned. Speaking of firings, a writing regime at one daytime drama has until the end of summer to shape up or ship out. Over at yet another sudser, people are beginning to whisper that this scribe isn't physically or mentally capable of handling the job of helming a soap's writing room anymore.
LAWYER 05/31 **#1**
This actress/pro beard was at an event with the guy she calls her boyfriend but guess what? For the first time in forever the boyfriend had his former boyfriend there with him too. I thought they hated each other. Olivia Munn/Aaron Rodgers/Kevin Lanflisi
LAWYER 05/31 **#2**
There is a real battle going on right now between this recent A+ list mostly movie actor who has a monster franchise and his entire team. Our actor has always been conservative but he is really becoming outspoken and his team want him to stop. They think it will affect his career. He doesnt care. Chris Pratt ("Jurassic World"; "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2"; "Avengers: Infinity War - Part I")
LAWYER 05/31 **#3**
Apparently this closeted cable news host was freaked out about some photos of a guy he was with so he paraded the wife in front of some cameras to show how much they love each other.
LAWYER 05/31 **#4**
Well, at least I have to give credit to this A- list daytime actress for creativity. She is going to rehab but has managed to convince her fans she is disappearing for awhile for another reason. Kirsten Storms "General Hospital" (due to skin issues)
LAWYER 05/31 **#5**
This jerk of an actor who is probably A-/B+ list and mostly movies is battling a prescription drug problem and losing. Dropping weight and getting more cranky by the day. Jesse Eisenberg
LAWYER 05/31 **#6**
This former A list celebrity/reality star who still has an A list name has become such a racist that she will cross the street if she sees a person of color coming near her. She rants about ethnic cleansing all the time. Tila Tequila
LAWYER 05/31 **#7**
This C list celebrity says her A list husband is so erratic because he is bipolar but tries to control it without medication. Hilaria Baldwin (Alec)
LAWYER 05/31 **#8**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who works for the same boss on multiple cable projects cheated on her girlfriend for a night with this A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Sarah Paulson ("American Horror Story" and "The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story")/Holland Taylor/Jessica Chastain ("Long Day's Journey Into Night" Broadway Opening Night)
LAWYER 05/31 **#9**
These two singers used to be really close. The older one is who gave the younger one his big break. Now, the two, who are both A listers dont speak to each other. The younger one went on some kind of drug fueled rant and called the marriage of the older singer a fake and then called him a gay slur. All of this was done in front of several mutual friends. Usher/Justin Bieber
LAWYER 05/31 **#10**
This one named female singer had a relationship with a male singer that crashed and burned because she kept trying to sleep with this lesser known female celebrity sibling who the male singer ended up dating. Rihanna/The Weeknd/Bella Hadid
LAWYER 05/31 **#11**
This A+ list singer has fired two directors in charge of her live concert footage. Each one dared to show up on the big screen angles our A+ lister found unflattering. She didnt give either one of them a second chance. Beyoncé
LAWYER 05/31 **#12**
This reality star/ former A-/B+ list singer/take what work she can get did get some work this past weekend. She was lucky. The company that hosted her wanted to kick her out and get back their fee when they busted her doing coke on the property. Apparently she begged to keep the appearance and they let her stay. Christina Milian
LAWYER 05/31 **#13**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This reporter was one of the most respected reporters of her time. She landed some interviews that are still considered important a half century later. Some of the interviews she landed were just being in the right time in the right place. Her Hollywood interviews though were her knowing more than everyone else and using that information to get exclusive interviews. Writer for Confidential, Aline Mosby (interview with Lee Harvey Oswald)
1. There was this permanent A+ list singer who blew off an interview with her. One week later after she told him she would release the story of him having sex with a 13 year old he gave the reporter an interview and gave her a dozen other interviews over the course of his career. Elvis Presley
2. She knew all about this closeted permanent A list singer. The singer would always sue people if they hinted he was gay. The reporter had audio recordings of the singer talking to several different men and offering them money for sex. She used that for access and also to keep him from testifying against one of her employers at a libel trial. Liberace
3. She launched the career of this permanent A+ list mostly movie actress and in return was privy to every actor and actress in Hollywood who hit on the permanent A+ lister. The reporter is also who introduced her to a permanent A+ list celebrity who would ultimately be her downfall. Marilyn Monroe
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