NOTE: Guesses in
italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 11/01
"He’s one of the biggest tricks ever!" The first of today’s two
blind items is lookin’ like the latest hot thot sizzlin’ on
Hollywood’s bidding block. You know, being that the breezy season is
far behind her — and the streets are whispering that she "most likely
picked-up" a smash proposal for $25K. "I’ve seen a lot and he’s
a super trick. I heard he offered ____ twenty-five stacks for her to
f*ck
him." Which brings us to blind item #2 … He’s a masked mystery
man who’d have no problem passing himself off as "the Black version
of one of them Duck Dynasty dudes". That’s because his face hasn’t
seen the light of day since 2008 … "She ain’t trying to be a basketball
wife — but you know she didn’t walk away from that paper, right?"
The Drop: "If she did take the money -, he would have asked her to be
her
regular and we’ll see them taking pics as a couple. If and when you
ever see them two together remember it’s a hooker with her client."
It would seem that Moses, Jr. ain’t the only one that see this NBA
baller
as a dude who rides dirty. Now, can you guess the point guard and the
onetime
loyal heaux I’m talkin’ about?
Karrueche
Tran/James Harden
2. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/01
Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge the IRS! After Wesley Snipes went
down
for tax evasion, this A-list actor got in touch with the IRS and
admitted
he hadn't been paying taxes for several years because he was 'confused'
by
the entire process. They worked out a deal and the IRS hit him with a
7/8
number figure, which he paid off without scandal. He must've been too
dumb
to hire an accountant, I guess. Vince Vaughn
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#1**
This foreign born actress used to be A list. She is an Academy Award
winner/nominee. Everyone always sees her in the same type role no
matter
how many other types of movies she does. She wants to work more but she
doesn’t want to hire a nanny and her husband doesn’t want to have
to adult all the time while she is gone. Problems at home. Keira
Knightley/James Righton; Carey Mulligan/Marcus Mumford
4.ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#2**
The point was to name drop and get publicity for the three of them. The
two
A listers and a B lister got the publicity even though the focus of
their
story wasn’t true.
Taylor
Swift/Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively (that Taylor wore the actual
"Deadpool"
costume for Halloween)
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#3**
This former child star turned tweener actress turned fired tweener
actress
turned singer was talking about Satanic rituals. Everyone assumed it
was
some type of Halloween thing. Nope. She even does sacrifices of
animals.
Taylor Momsen
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#4**
This talk show host will be in for a rough time if she decides on this
former
actor as her co-host. The actor and his significant other want to host
together
and won’t stop until they force out the talk show host.
Kelly
Ripa/Jerry O'Connell (Rebecca Romijn)
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#5**
Must be tough for this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress to be
filming
a movie when you know your husband is sharing the bed of another while
you
are out of town.
Cate
Blanchett/Andrew Upton (Harriet Dyer)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#6**
Our favorite pro beard/decent actress has been hooking up with a guy
for
the past three months. She is playing with fire if she gets busted. It
won’t matter that her relationship isn’t real. It will still look
like she was cheating and take a big fall. Olivia Munn (Aaron
Rodgers)
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#7**
Halloween. The time of year when closeted female A list athletes can
bring
their long time girlfriend to a party as long as the girlfriend is
wearing
a mask.
Maria
Sharapova
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#8**
With his last show crashed and burned right off the television
landscape,
this former heartthrob turned serial cheater doesn’t have a way to
easily
cheat on his long suffering wife. Sets are great for it, but not home
so
he has at least one meeting a day between 10 and 2 away from the house.
Don
Johnson ("Blood & Oil")
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#9**
Despite what she says publicly, this A+ list singer has sex all the
time.
She just didn’t have it with her now ex.
Mariah
Carey/James Packer
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#10**
A friend of this female A list tennis player was arrested for
blackmailing
one of her escorting customers. Apparently the name of the tennis
player
came up because the tennis player meets these wealthy men and then
introduces
them to her friends for a cut of what the men pay her friends.
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#11**
Not one, but both members of this celebrity couple are closeted. I’m
not sure why unless it is because the B-/C+ list actress of the pair
thinks
someone might hire her for something other than non-hyperlinked
Wikipedia
movies and her sexual orientation would compound her bad acting. The
other
member of this couple is a celebrity offspring of someone with A+ list
name
recognition/sometime reality star. Abby Chapman/Patrick
Schwarzenegger
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#12**
If you are this celebrity offspring B+ list actress hoping for another
season
of your show who is also a frequent drug user, it might be best to
actually
move your still hot to the touch meth pipe from the center cup holder
and
put it in a glove box. If you did that, valets wouldn’t notice it.
Probably.
Oh, and the burn marks on your fingers are getting out of control. That
is
coming from me, and not the valet. I don’t think he noticed. The valets
there that night all think you are a very good tipper.
Emma
Roberts ("Scream Queens")
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/01 **#13**
LIFE ON THE ROAD! This month marks the 10th anniversary of the site, so
each
weekday in the big blind, I will do what everyone seems to like the
most
(other than shipper fans) and write about things that happened to me or
that
I was there to witness that you would find interesting. Many, like
today,
will be music related. I have seen some crazy things happen when a band
or
singer is on the road. These are the top 4 things I have seen and not
yet
told you about from bands or singers you could realistically guess. So,
despite
the goodness that abounds in stories about groups like Pavement or The
Sundays
or Ned’s Atomic Dustbin, they won’t find their way in here.
#1 – There was this now deceased former A list singer who had two women alternating orally servicing him while he carefully lit his spoonful of heroin, drew it into a needle and found a vein. He timed it so he reached orgasm at the same time the drug went into his arm. Scott Weiland
#2 – This group used to be A+ list. The group still exists, but it has gone through so many changes, it just hasn’t been the same since the original breakup. Anyway, when the band got back together, they went on tour to support their first new record in awhile. They had a sold out show and the band didn’t start playing until three hours after their scheduled time. Reason? They were playing Monopoly. With real money. None of them trusted the other to leave the game alone while they performed so they sat there in their bus playing and drinking for three hours until the game concluded. They then went in to perform but were so wasted from drinking they lasted about 20 minutes before calling it quits. Van Halen; Mötley Crüe; Aerosmith; Guns & Roses
#3 – This singer was for the briefest of times A list. His story makes it in here just because the people that loved his group love this guy. A lot. Two great albums. The group made other records but people talk about these two. Anyway, I was at a show watching them play and the singer’s girlfriend, who of course was a model, kept motioning him to come to the stage where, apparently she was giving him tips and notes about his performance. This was happening every few minutes. Finally he walks over to the side of the stage, takes off his guitar and starts hitting her with it. She crumples to the ground and he gets in one more big swing before people tackle him to the ground. Oh, the band is still playing while all of this is going on. The girlfriend gets carried backstage. The singer grabs his guitar and goes back on stage and finishes the song after about the 10th time through for the band and acts like nothing happened. A month later I was asking the road manager about the girlfriend and if she was ok and what had happened. Turns out, two days after he beat her they got married.
#4 – I have seen some awful behavior by bands. Things that would make your stomach turn, but this British band is by far the worst when it comes to human decency. I will focus on the most well known member of the band. You all know who he is. If you have read gossip sites for any length of time, you know who he is. I was there with the band for just two days. Just two. This member we are discussing did the following over the course of the two days to groupies. a) Made a female teen take a handful of unknown pills and get naked before making her orally service three other guys before her chance with him. When she did get to him he slapped her and told her she was ugly and a w**re. Later, he found her passed out from the drugs he had given her. He spray painted the word w**re on her naked body. b) Made a male teen get naked and get peed on by multiple guys before our band member took a microphone and inserted it into the teen’s anal cavity. c) The forced ingesting of unknown drugs was common. Pills, smoking, snorting. The more innocent they looked, the more he would make them do. He said he loved getting people addicted. d) He made women have sex with other women or guys and guys have sex with other guys. His combination imagination was extensive. Pete Doherty
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#1**
The marriage of this foreign born A list superhero and his actress wife
is
hanging on by a thread. He is living at his parent’s house and hooking
up with a reality show judge in his home country. Chris Hemsworth
(Thor)/Elsa
Pataky
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#2**
The drug use by this former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an
Academy
Award winner/nominee was just too much for this former A+ list talk
show
host who dumped the actress. Tatum O'Neal/Rosie O'Donnell
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#3**
This small time actor friend of this foreign born A list mostly movie
actor
was given $100K to never use social media again. Chris William
Martin/Ryan
Reynolds
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#4**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress from a former franchise
is
all about equality and being inclusive as long as it does not involve
her
having a scene kissing a man of color. None of that for her. Emma
Watson
("Harry Potter")
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#5**
This former A+ list singer turned A-lister with a side project still
has
some diva left in her. She changed suites twice in an hour when neither
faced
towards the sun the way she wanted.
Jessica
Simpson
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#6**
This former A+list mostly movie actor turned A lister now holds the
record
of most booze consumed by a person in the history of this late night
talk
show. Mel Gibson ("The Late Show with Stephen Colbert")
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#7**
This former A- list mostly movie actress from an acting family never
talks
about her personal life so don’t expect her to tell you she and her
boyfriend broke up because she likes women more than men.
Dakota
Johnson (Matthew Hitt)/Cara Delevingne;
Dakota
Fanning (Jamie Strachan)
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#8**
The subject of the big blind on Monday was openly doing lines of coke
at
a concert this past weekend.
Charli
XCX (Kiss FM Haunted House Party - Show)
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#9**
This female A list athlete has no idea the PR team of this other A list
athlete
is trying to make it look like they are hooking up. His PR team are
masters
of making it look like he is not closeted.
Lewis
Hamilton/Serena Williams
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#10**
Much like her actor ex, the boyfriend of this B+ singer/actress who
everyone
knows is cheating on her.
Idina
Menzel (Taye Diggs)/Aaron Lohr
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#11**
It turns out we might not have to worry about this foreign born A- list
mostly
movie actress finding someone new. The recently single actress is
hooking
up with the bodyguard assigned to her for her new movie.
Naomi
Watts ("Gypsy")
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#12**
This foreign born A-list mostly television actor had his turn at an
iconic
role. He is in a relationship but is acting like a creeper towards his
married
co-star. It really is creepy.
Matt
Smith ("Doctor Who") (Lily James)/POSSIBLY: Claire Foy ("The
Crown")
or Zosia Mamet ("Mapplethorpe")
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/02 **#13**
Over the next three days, I will tell you about the good, the bad, and
the
ugly. Today is the good. I have written about her once before in
multiple
parts. Here is part one and part two. In part one of that blind I told
you
I met JL at an outdoor concert. I never told you the details of that
day.
It was a festival of sorts and I had planned on doing a lot of
drinking.
One of my friends picked me up that day in anticipation of me not being
able
to drive home. At the festival I am introduced to JL. She will always
be
an A lister to me and I have no problems calling her a permanent A
lister.
My friend knows her and introduces us. We start talking and talking and
talking.
My friend meanwhile, the supposedly sober one on this day is throwing
back
booze. A lot of booze. At the same time, I am not exactly feeling
great.
I am really starting to feel sick and am having trouble focusing. I
have
had nothing to drink. The friend I came with has bailed by this point
and
I have no idea where he has gone. I really want to go home because of
how
bad I am feeling. I start wondering where I can get a cab when JL
offers
to take me home. It is on the way to her place and she can tell I’m
sick. We get to my place and she asks if she can quickly use the
bathroom.
She comes up and while she is in the bathroom I curl up in a ball on
the
tiled entryway to my apartment. Several hours later I wake up there
with
a blanket over me. JL is in my living room watching television. I
literally
met this person earlier that day but for the next two days she
basically
camps out at my place. She takes me to the doctor. Strep. Gets me food
and
medicine and gives up her life for 48 hours. I later found out she
canceled
a show because she thought I was too sick to be left alone. I spent the
next
five years trying to thank her. Liz Phair
29. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/02
We may need Dr. Phil for the subjects of today's blind item, because
some
mediation is in order. This A-list boyband rose to the top together and
although
they were very close once upon a time, today not a single member
regularly
speaks to each other. "One Direction"
30.
POPBITCH
11/03
Which noted British talent had to remove a full chapter from an early
draft
of his memoirs (on legal advice) because it was all about how he had
lost
his virginity – to his sister?
31. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/03
If you're an actress, you should get your agent on the phone because a
great
part might be opening up! This A-list television actress is so bored
and
tired of her television show. She complains to everyone that will
listen
that she wants off the kinda long-running hit show, but the producers
are
reluctant to terminate the contract and she loves the high salary they
pay
her. 'She loved it at first,' says the source, 'but now she's just had
enough.
She's always complaining about the long filming schedule interrupting
her
so-called life, but she's earning more money than she ever has.' Hm...
It's
a dilemma we'd all love to have! Claire Danes ("Homeland")
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#1**
CMA AWARDS: One of the worst dressed singer last night at the CMA
Awards
was also one of the most rude. To me, she had one great song as a lead
and
one as a guest and that is about it. A reporter tried to interview her
on
the red carpet last night and she yelled at him that she didn’t want
to be interviewed.
Elle
King
("Ex's
and Oh's") ("It’s Different For Girls"/Dierks Bentley)
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#2**
CMA AWARDS: The boyfriend of this A+ list country singer said he wasn’t
sure he was even going to the awards because of the knockdown drag out
fight
he had with his girlfriend a few hours before the show. Probably a lot
of
drinking involved.
Miranda
Lambert/Anderson East
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#3**
CMA AWARDS: Apparently her trainer has been dumped for this A list
country
singer. This still married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress had this A
list
singer in a bedroom in her suite when a waiter dropped off some room
service
around noon. When I asked around about the show though, no one reported
seeing
them within twenty feet of each other. They are good.
Jennifer
Garner/Chris Young
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#4**
CMA AWARDS: Apparently this A list singer in her A list group lied
about
who she was wearing. The reason? The designer of her dress called her
fat.
Not to her face but in a text not meant for her. It was too late to get
a
new dress but she didn’t want to give the designer any credit.
Hillary
Scott (Lady Antebellum)
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#5**
CMA AWARDS: Biased, but one of my favorite people in the world also was
one
of the nicest last night. This A list singer in a duo spent what seemed
like
an hour taking pictures with anyone who wanted one. She never stopped
smiling
and never looked like she wasn’t having fun.
Jennifer
Nettles ("Sugarland")
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#6**
CMA AWARDS: I feel like this singer is the Evan Rachel Wood of country
music.
She is B list and is given the side eye by most wives and girlfriends.
There
are just so many rumors. Some are true and some are not but she has a
tough
time catching any breaks because of the past. Last night at an after
party
the only people talking to her were drunk guys who came alone.
Kacey
Musgraves
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#7**
CMA AWARDS: This former reality singer turned singer looked like her
pill
problem resurfaced. She goes through periods of time each year where
she
just becomes a shell from the pills. She had been doing better.
Lauren
Alaina ("American Idol")
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#8**
CMA AWARDS: A little bit of a cold shoulder for this former tweener
turned
singer in a singing family. Apparently people feel she is trying to buy
her
way to comeback rather than working for it. That is not how things are
usually
done in Nashville and people are resentful/jealous/ticked off. A lot of
all
of those.
Jamie
Lynn Spears (Britney)
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#9**
CMA AWARDS: This foreign born former network reality star does know she
is
being cheated on right now by her significant other right? It seems to
happen
in all her relationships.
Kaitlyn
Bristowe/Shawn Booth ("The Bachelorette")
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#10**
CMA AWARDS: Back in the day this country group was A list. Never got A+
list.
Almost though. Anyway, apparently the lead singer of the band has not
stopped
loving barely legal strippers. Even though he lives in Nashville he
stayed
at a hotel two nights ago and told the concierge that he was expecting
some
"trashy looking women." He then went on to say if they were not trashy
he
didn’t want to see them.
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#11**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner
is a little young to be so addicted to fillers and botox.
Eddie
Redmayne
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#12**
This D list celebrity offspring who has celebrity sibling(s) is seen
around
with guys close to her age but with rare exceptions it is guys who are
double
or triple her age who she is hooking up with outside the camera eye.
Sofia
Richie
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03 **#13**
In contrast to yesterday’s good, this bad happened fairly recently.
I have probably seen several thousand bands play over the years.
Anything
ranging from a dive bar to a stadium. One thing a band learns early on
is
that if you have a popular song, you need to play it in your shows or
people
won’t come to the next show. From a marketing, ticket selling, make
fans happy kind of perspective I HATE when bands get all high and
mighty
about their past hits. They need to realize that even one hit wonders
have
made an entire career based off that hit. The way they did it though
was
to sing the hell out of that song at every show and make sure people
enjoyed
the performance of that song so much, they would willingly wade through
an
hour of songs they don’t know. Why are cover bands so successful? They
play songs everyone knows. Madonna and U2 can get away with not playing
every
hit song you want them to perform and they hate singing because they
have
so many hit songs you like hearing and they like performing. It sucks
for
people who maybe want to hear their earliest stuff, but even Madonna
will
usually throw you a "Holiday" bone. Not that long ago I saw that an old
friend
was playing in a series I enjoy seeing from time to time. It is a bit
outside
of LA up in wine country. Sideways wine country, not Napa. Got my
ticket
and e-mailed him to tell him I was coming and would love to catch up. I
even
offered to write up something if he wanted. This is where I knew
something
was up. He has always been a bit quirky. He wrote me back and said
something
about having a new record coming out in the fall and felt that if he
talked
then he would have nothing left to say in the fall because he had to
center
himself and place himself in some type of zone for what he felt would
be
constant demands for his time from journalists about said release. Not
happened
so far by the way. The second indication that he had turned into some
person
he thought he was based on his past rather than his current was
something
I saw and heard a couple of minutes before he noticed me. He was
talking
to a guy and a very attractive woman walked up to our singer and they
hugged
and he said he was glad she could come. He then said to get him a
drink.
As she walked away the guy complimented the singer and the singer said,
"I
knew there wouldn’t be anyone here worth banging so I invited her."
As she came back to the table with drinks, he grabbed her ass. That was
about
the time I made my way over to the table. For a minute it was like the
old
days. We were both making a lot of money from each other and had a ton
of
fun, drunken nights together and he really cared about fans. Looking
back
to those times, I guess I could see it coming. The band had big success
for
a couple of years. Modest success for five or six. He was always trying
to
use that success to get him solo success. It has never happened. Not
even
close. He makes his living by living off what he and the band did
whether
he wants to admit it or not. Show time. The people there were expecting
one
thing. What they got was completely another. What started out as
excitement
became people looking at their watches wondering when this was going to
end.
One solo song after the next. No one knew one word to any of the songs.
There
is nothing wrong with his talent or his songwriting. He just is so into
himself
now that he can’t fathom why people don’t love his songs. He forces
them on the audience. There is this attitude much like The Goopster. If
you
don’t like this, then there is something wrong with you and it is not
my fault. There was actually an intermission and I went up to him and
said
he should play a few of the band’s songs. He had to get the audience
on his side. I knew there was no way he would sing their biggest hits.
I
suggested a couple that fans would love and maybe he would play those.
He
said he would think about it. Back to playing and boring the audience.
Finally
after another 30 minutes of solo ego boosting he asked the audience for
a
request. They would call out a song name and he would say no. Ten
straight
times maybe. He finally picked one. It was an obscure song from one of
their
worst performing records that no one but the most ardent of fans would
ever
know. He just didn’t get it. His ego won’t let him accept the fact
that the band’s success allowed him to be playing there solo that
night.
All he had to do was throw in one band song for every four solo songs.
That
would have made the audience happy and would have kept them involved
and
more responsive to the solo efforts. After the show I actually heard
him
tell the woman he brought how amazing he was that night. Nope. Things
are
so ego driven with him right now that he won’t even mention the band
in promos for shows. It is all about him. I didn’t look at his tour
rider for that night but I bet it was extensive and pretentious. I’m
sure most of it was ignored, but he would get great satisfaction just
knowing
it was written for him. I don’t care of he gets the band back together.
He was just an up close and personal reminder that fame can be an ugly
thing.
You get it in your head that you are bigger than the show or franchise
or
band. That you are the reason for success and no one else. The lesson
that
you are not, can be a hard lesson, and in this case, one that may never
be
learned.
45. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/04
This C/B-list actress recently pitched a spin-off movie for her
franchise
character. 'She was pretending she's interesting in bringing more
female
characters to the screen,' says my source, 'but she just wants her own
movie.
The entire pitch was about her.'
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#1**
Apparently if she would like to continue being allowed in the country
to
work and to get paid for sleeping with someone in the very upper
echelons
in the country’s government, this former almost A- list actress turned
escort has to promote the country. Accents not included.
Lindsay
Lohan (Greece or
Turkey/Turkish
President Recep Tayyip Erdogan)
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#2**
Maybe the other night was one of the last public appearances together
for
this actress and her singer husband. The couple has already vacated
their
long time home together and is listed for sale. She is very good at
keeping
the public guessing until everything is complete.
Nicole
Kidman/Keith Urban (CMA Awards)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#3**
The easier part is his wife is in LA while he is working out of the
country.
The hard thing is this almost network superhero is paranoid about being
spotted
anywhere which can connect him to the current whereabouts of his
co-star
lover. They generally confine all intimate meetings to days when they
are
filming in a studio and trailers cannot be seen by paps or fans. Stephen
Amell (Cassandra Jean)/Emily Bett Rickards ("Arrow" filming in
Vancouver,
British Columbia, Canada)
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#6**
No one is quite sure why this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress
who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee is trying so hard to try and prove
everything
is great in her marriage. It isn’t. He is not even in the same country
as her and is acting like it.
Cate
Blanchett/Andrew Upton
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor who will never get an Oscar nomination
is
in one of those periods where he abstains from drinking. It must have
just
started because he was being miserable to everyone at a charity event
the
other night.
Channing
Tatum
(22nd
Fulfillment Fund Stars Benefit Gala)
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#8**
She has been an A list singer. She has been an A- list television
actress
with her own show. She mostly sticks to being a celebrity now. Oh, and
coke.
A lot of time is spent with coke. It also wouldn’t shock me if she
someday
ends up participating in something that has made a family member a lot
of
money. Brandy Norwood
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#9**
This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor left his
girlfriend
and wife at their respective homes and hooked up with this foreign born
model/reality host (in her own country)/former reality star (in this
country).
Arnold
Schwarzenegger (Maria Shriver/Heather Milligan)/Joanna Krupa ("Friends
of
the Israel Defense Forces")
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#10**
Apparently "Orange" is ticked off because no one will invite her on a
talk
show to promote her no one will watch made for tv movie. She finally
got
a lead role and thought the world would want to talk to her about it.
Nope.
Jaime
King ("The Mistletoe Promise")
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#11**
This former for the briefest of brief times A- list mostly movie
actress
is still known for that role many decades later. Apparently she got her
permanent
A list celebrity boyfriend to name her as the beneficiary of some life
insurance
policies that used to name his kids.
Daryl
Hannah and Neil Young
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#12**
This closeted married foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an
Academy
Award winner/nominee says he and his wife tired to have sex a few times
the
year after they were married but never since. Eddie Redmayne
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04 **#13**
"You have to come see this. It is a s**t show." That was the message I
got
on my phone from this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister. She
was
filming a reality show. Not her usual thing. Oh, once in awhile because
of
her last name she will be invited on a show as a guest, but this was a
series
and for that season one of the stars. When I called her back, she
started
to go into detail about what she meant, but at some point said this is
something
you have to see to believe because, "I understand no sane person would
believe
this without seeing it." It was the goings on from the biggest name on
the
show. On a show where even Dancing With The Stars wouldn’t cast their
net, this actor was the biggest fish. Honestly, now that I think about
it,
DWTS might try and land him. Well, they would if they could get him
away
from his straight to On Demand career. Hey, at least he works. Back
when
all of this happened he was a decade removed from his biggest success,
but
he had that name, which on a show like this was all important. The show
generally
just filmed once or twice a week and the next week after her call I
went
down to the set with her to see what was going on. The first thing I
saw
when I got over by the trailers, was our actor with a cast iron skillet
slamming
it against the trailer. He was holding it with two hands while
screaming,
"Where the f**k is my breakfast. Someone better bring me my f**king
breakfast."
Over and over for ten minutes until some harried production assistant
brought
him a bag of McDonald’s. Yep. He opened it up and looked inside.
Apparently
it was to his satisfaction because he then screamed, "How f**king hard
was
that." He then tossed the skillet to the ground and walked inside his
trailer.
He was supposed to start shooting 30 minutes later. When a different
production
assistant went to the trailer to get him, our actor opened up the door
fully
naked and screamed, "Does it look like I’m f**king ready to shoot?"
He then slammed the door. Two minutes later the door opened and his
soon
to be wife was kicked out the door and pushed down the stairs by the
actor’s foot. He started screaming at her and calling her every
possible
name you could imagine. She looked rough and her clothes were torn and
makeup
smeared. Five minutes after that he emerged from his trailer fully
clothed,
totally calm and asked very politely where he needed to go. The
civility
lasted about an hour. He then started getting super antsy and was
talking
back to the director. He walked off the set and started smoking a
cigarette.
Then another. People kept trying to get him to come back. Oh, he went
back
alright. They were filming this competition scene and he took this
weight
lifting bar that holds weights on either end. It weighed about 45
pounds.
He started swinging that thing around. He missed a couple of people by
inches
and broke chairs and lights and a couple of abandoned cameras. His eyes
were
insane. His hair was flying around and he kept circling like a samurai
with
the bar held up with two hands. Finally he walked back to his trailer
taking
swings at people or things in his way. He walked inside the trailer
where
you could hear the destruction. He walked out with a few of his things
and
walked to his car and drove off. No one ever saw him on the set
again.
Show:
"Celebrity Fit Club"/2005
Celebrity offspring: Mia Tyler (Steven Tyler)
Actor: Daniel Baldwin
Biggest success: "Homicide: Life on the Street"
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#1**
Apparently all it takes is an out of the country break to have this
closeted
foreign born A- list singer being open with his boyfriend.
Shawn
Mendes (in Australia)
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#2**
That closeted former Illinois Congressman is all set to come out after
the
election. If you want to see him with his boyfriend you could probably
head
over to The Abbey tomorrow around 2pm and you have a good chance of
spotting
him.
Aaron
Schock
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#3**
This former network actress/reality star is not on drugs this
pregnancy,
so everything should be good. Tori Spelling
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05 **#4**
This closeted foreign born Olympic athlete sure has been spotted a lot
with
this openly gay A list movie director. Maybe he is just getting some
tips
on the movie business.
British
Diver Chris Mears/Bryan Singer
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#1**
The manager of this A+ list singer is leaking everything she can to try
and
save her own skin because promises were made and the A+ list singer is
starting
to see through the drug and booze mist at what the reality is.
Mariah
Carey
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#2**
Look for this foreign born A+ list athlete with A+ list name
recognition
to throw a couple of events he participates in, in return for that 8
figure
dollar amount he was paid.
Cristiano
Ronaldo
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#3**
This movie could have been brilliant but it won’t be. Not because the
story is not good, but because the A list director only cares about
having
sex with every guy he can find who wants a walk on or tiny speaking
role
in all the gay nightclub scenes. It is like his Christmas. Bryan
Singer
("Broadway 4D")
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06 **#4**
This former franchise actor is getting another shot at a lead. He
doesn’t
want to do the beard route again though so his female publicist just
calls
the paps when she knows she will be out with him and gets the paps to
take
those pics so it looks like he has a girlfriend.
Taylor
Lautner ("Run the Tide")
67. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 11/07
She has been campaigning her ass off to get the vote out for Hillary
but
she has no intention of voting on Tuesday. Sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP
that
this superstar singer has no idea that election day is Tuesday and has
ZERO
item how or where she needs to go to vote. She seems to think that
celebrities
have a special place to vote, like at The Soho House. She has literally
no
idea that she will need to go to her assigned location and stand in
LINE
like the rest of us. It is not that she is a bad person, she is just
used
to having her people DO EVERYTHING for her. Why would she think VOTING
would
be any different? GUESS WHO!!!!!!!!!! HELP! Katy Perry
68. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/07
When chocolates and flowers aren't enough, you only have words... Our
former
A-list television star tried to return to the A-list television show
they
were once on by speaking with the showrunner and attempting to iron our
the
issues between them, but the stubborn showrunner adamantly refused. 'It
was
a polite declination,' says my source, 'but it was an adamant no. It
was
a shame. It would've been nice for [name omitted] to return.' Katherine
Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens/"Grey’s Anatomy")/Shonda Rhimes
69. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 11/07
Today’s blind item is a married couple said to secretly be concocting
a scheme as part of a pub play over his product launch of a new
overpriced
line of sneakers. Don’t believe me? Just ask porn star Flash Brown.
Know why? Word in the streets is our mystery man’s people "contacted
Flash Brown with an offer to play _____ in a sex tape." "They’re
planning
to release the porn in snippets to trick people into thinking that its
them."
Though we can’t say for sure the female of our deceptive duo reached
out to double as our Mrs. blind item, sources say "they’ve already
secured
someone to play her on the set of the sex tape production." The Drop:
"They
even opened they’re own porn company for this project. He’ll release
his new ____’s when the fake sex tape drops." Now, can you guess the
rapper and the porn star I’m talking about? Kanye West/Kim
Kardashian
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#1**
This former A- list mostly television actress had a show that was one
of
the first to go from a network to an almost network. That was back in
the
day. Since then, her career has been all downhill. She does an
occasional
reality stint but spends most of her time doing some petty theft from
friends
and guys who pay for her company. Oh, and she also smokes a ton of
crack.
"Sister, Sister" moved from ABC to the WB
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#2**
I think this reality star who, as long as the DNA checks out, about to
increase
her wealth should be really careful about crossing this talk show host.
The
talk show host knows how the reality star earned her money and a long
list
of names. There is also the whole trafficking thing too.
Blac
Chyna/Wendy Williams
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#3**
Apparently this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was suspicious of her
foreign
born A list mostly movie actor husband. Before, during, and after a
recent
flight she face timed the actor and he had to swing his phone to show
who
he was seated next to and who was close to him. "Just checking" is what
she
said.
Ryan
Reynolds (Blake Lively)
(Rhett
Reese wedding ("Fresh Off the Boat")
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#4**
This married A- list singer/musician has always been closeted. She is
trying
to stick a toe outside the closet but if the reception is not to her
liking
she will just go right back inside and pretend the toe was our
imagination.
Alicia Keys
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#5**
This foreign born former A list athlete in his part of the world turned
reality
star was starting to lose relevance so he did a Kardashian. Well, he
did
it a long time ago but had it recently "leak."
Ben
Cohen (British rugby star and "Strictly Come Dancing"
contestant)
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#6**
This current A list DJ paid his live in girlfriend $10K to move out
because
the DJ wanted to hook up with a one named singer. Instead, the
girlfriend
sent the money home and continued to live in the house. The DJ
basically
struck out with the one named singer so is now hooking up with the
former
reality star turned "DJ" who is always looking out for herself first. DJ
Ruckus/Shanina Shaik/Rihanna/Paris Hilton
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#7**
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned professional partier
turned
made for tv regular might be in denial about her problem but when your
coke
bloat makes you look pregnant, it is time for rehab.
Tara
Reid
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#8**
The last two women he hooked up with got hooked on drugs. Let’s hope
this is not the case now that this former A list tweener turned singer
has
tried to stop using. I don’t think his new foreign born B list mostly
television actress hookup could handle it. She isn’t like her older
co-star who lives for lines of coke.
Joe
Jonas/Sophie Turner ("Game of Thrones") (older co-star: Natalie
Dormer)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#9**
With another season of her cable reality show beginning, this reality
star
doesn’t want too many questions asked about her marriage or her drug
use or the main source of her income.
Scheana
Marie ("Vanderpump Rules")/missing husband Michael Shay
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#10**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has a long running
franchise
is still technically married. He cheated on his wife with a co-star and
the
wife kicked him out. Now, a few months later that co-star kicked him to
the
curb for cheating on her. James McAvoy
("X-Men")/Anne-Marie
Duff/Alexandra
Shipp ("X-Men: Apocalypse")
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#11**
SOUL TRAIN AWARDS: This reality star just uses that for cover for her
main
source of income. Escorting. Anyway, she got into a huge blowup with
producers
over her outfit. She yelled and screamed like she was on a reality
show.
Here is the crazy thing. She knew she was going to have to change
clothes
and even brought different clothes. It was like she was practicing for
cameras.
Claudia
Jordan ("The Next :15")
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#12**
SOUL TRAIN AWARDS: This former talk show host was wasted out of her
mind.
I think she knew she would be away from the coke so overdid it with
pills
and booze.
Tamar
Braxton
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07 **#13**
I was visiting a film set back in the day with a guy in a band who was
singing
the film’s big song. It was a do nothing kind of day. We were just
goofing
around and raiding craft service. The producers just wanted him to
visit
the set to get a feel for the movie and to get any ideas for a music
video
for that title song. The movie actually opened at number one and my
friend
got an award from ASCAP for the song. If you were a teen at the time
the
movie was released you probably saw it. Anyway, we were not doing much
of
anything when he got called away to go meet some people. That left me
on
my own. I decided to try and find another friend of mine who was doing
props
on the movie. I asked around and someone pointed in the general
vicinity
of some trailers. I remember very clearly knocking on the door to the
trailer.
No one answered, but I knew my friend wouldn’t mind if I went in and
waited. One big problem. It wasn’t the trailer for my friend. Nope.
It was the trailer of an actress in the movie. An Academy Award winning
actress
actually. I walked in on her with another woman. In bed. Naked. The
other
woman was an actress who was also in the movie but is known for more
behind
the scenes stuff than in front of the camera. I mumbled a sorry and got
out
as quickly as I could. I was sorry I had walked in on it, but it wasn’t
a big deal to me and two trailers beyond was the prop trailer. I didn’t
say anything to him about what I saw. It couldn’t have been more than
ten minutes when our Academy Award winning actress poked her head
inside,
saw me and motioned me out of the trailer. I walked out and apologized
to
her for walking in. She immediately started talking. "Did you tell
anyone
what you saw? Please tell me you didn’t. Please don’t tell anyone."
She was shaking. Crying. She told me that no one knew that she was
bisexual
and that if anyone found out she thought her career would end. She was
at
a crossroads in her career and had a huge franchise lined up which she
thought
would disappear. I told her I hadn’t told anyone and wasn’t planning
on it and would make sure I never would. It was then she gave me the
biggest
hardest hug I have ever received. I guess she trusted me and she was
right
to. Fast forward a few years. She finished a huge movie and the first
installment
of that franchise. I ran into her while I was eating lunch with a
couple
of people. She was walking past with someone and did a double take when
she
saw me. She stopped in her tracks which caused the guy behind her to
crash
into her and almost knock her over. She bent down and whispered thank
you
in my ear before kissing my cheek and moving on. In the few times we
saw
each other after that, the meetings were just as brief but you could
tell
she cared less about what others thought and she finally was able to
say
publicly what she had feared someone would force her to do so many
years
earlier.
Actress:
Anna Pacquin
Movie: "She’s All That"
Future franchise: Rogue ("X-Men")
Singer: Matt Slocum "Sixpence None the Richer"
Song: "Kiss Me" (Won ASCAP Award)
83. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/08
Biography incoming? This eternally A-list actress has begun working on
her
biography. I'm told it's scintillating and titillating and delves into
detail
on all the important events and incidents in her fascinating life. 'She
doesn't
hold back,' whispers my source, 'but it's not something she wants
published
ever. She's writing purely for the catharsis.' Let's just hope her
heirs
go bankrupt and find her manuscript in the attic one day... Nicole
Kidman
84.
MediaTakeOut
11/08
Child, we just got some TEA on a popular CHILDHOOD ACTOR. We’re gonna
leave this one as a BLIND ITEM, cause we’re not trying to get CAUGHT
UP IN NOTHING. Here is the tea we received: [Popular child actor] is
strung
out on crystal meth, and has been for the the past three years. He
hasn’t
acted in more than that because he has been putting energy into his
music
career. LOL. He has at least two kids that he doesn’t take care of and
his baby’s mother says she caught him messaging dudes with shirtless
pictures and stuff. He’s also homeless, living with friends and
sometimes
out of cars. The word on the street is that he has the bug [HIV] and is
going
crazy because he isn’t taking the medication and suffers from [AIDS
RELATED DEMENTIA]. Man that’s so messed up. . .
Orlando
Brown ("That's So Raven")
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#1**
This A list rapper has long spun a tale about what happened to him at
the
beginning of his career and how it led to a hit song by him. None of it
is
true though. Instead, what happened is he crossed the wrong producers
and
they beat him within an inch of his life but can never go against them
so
had to make up another story.
Kanye
West ("Through the Wire")
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#2**
This B- list take what she can get actress with A+ list name
recognition
and terrible acting skills had some cheek fillers that people just
can’t
stop staring at on the set of her new movie. It is like a car wreck and
people
want to turn away but can’t.
Jessica
Biel
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#3**
This closeted foreign born A+ list athlete everywhere but in Canada and
the
US is actually now getting his team to pay for the private flights to
see
his boyfriend. Cristiano Ronaldo
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#4**
Long time no hear from our favorite foreign born B (dropped a notch)
list
singer/part-time actress/part time reality star who was sloppy drunk at
an
important event after spending the night with one of her financial
backers.
Rita
Ora ("America’s Next Top Model" promo)
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#5**
I thought he would wait until he made some money off her, but the
boyfriend
of this A- list mostly television actress who is on a long running hit
network
show is cheating on the actress. Kaley Cuoco/Karl Cook
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#6**
This A- list mostly television actor is closeted. Kind of. There has
never
been a press announcement and he has sex with a lot of women to help
his
cover. This past weekend, the actor from a very long running network
hit
show was getting orally serviced in the VIP section of a club by
another
man.
Shemar
Moore ("Criminal Minds")/Wall Miami
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#7**
This A+ list singer was in a private room with her date this past
weekend.
Not only was her top down when a waiter walked in but she was sitting
in
the lap of her date and her breasts being fondled. Our singer tried to
get
up quickly but the booze and heels prevented that and caused her to
fall.
Mariah
Carey
(her
backup dancer, Bryan Tanaka)
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#8**
This less famous sister could be headed to divorce number two. She is
spending
a lot of time solo and things are definitely rocky between herself and
her
actor husband.
Ashlee
Simpson (Pete Wentz)/Evan Ross
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#9**
This foreign born former A list singer in a group she tries to revive
every
few years left her husband behind when she was the threesome partner of
a
couple.
Mel
B ("Spice Girls")
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#10**
The super religious reality family complained to an owner of a
franchise
of a worldwide sandwich chain and got an employee fired because the
employee
is gay. Apparently the family also owns part of this franchise or the
owner
is related. It is a little unclear about that portion, but crystal
clear
in all else.
"Duck
Dynasty" Robertson family/"Chick-fil-A"
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#11**
This former A+ list tweener turned performance artist turned reality
star
is cheating on her significant other. He does it too. I just don’t
think
they are right for each other.
Miley
Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#12**
She used to run away from drugs, but now this B list model/celebrity
offspring/celebrity sibling is the first in line when there are any
around.
Bella Hadid
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/08 **#13**
Back in the day, when I was young and exuberant for politics, I decided
to
find a campaign and help out in whatever way I could. The first
campaign
I looked into was the party I wanted to help, but the candidate was
just
not to my liking. I was actually kind of discouraged. That had been a
US
House race, so I decided to go a little lower down the food chain. I
ended
up finding a State Senate candidate I could get behind. She was in her
late
30’s/early 40’s and this was her first big campaign. Her district
was large, but her core base was at the opposite end of the district
from
me so she really didn’t have many volunteers in my area. I was involved
in the final two months of the campaign. I never made any phone calls,
but
I did knock on several thousand doors. Repeatedly. If a person wasn’t
home then you would go back and back and back until you spoke to the
person.
I spent hours and hours doing it. Most of the time I was alone. It was
always
easier if you were with someone, but there were not enough people
helping
to the point where they could afford to send us out in pairs. When I
say,
"they" it was the local party office rather than a campaign manager for
the
candidate. When you go door to door you really don’t know what the
reaction
will be. The thing that struck me the most was that there was very
little
name recognition. I don’t think her opponent had very much name
recognition
either. I remember this rally that several "big name" politicians were
set
to speak. They were from in and out of the state. All I remember from
that
day was that it rained nonstop; no one came out; and I ended up eating
about
100 tamales and drinking beer that was supposed to be for the crowd
that
never showed. I remember that about once a week the candidate would
show
up and thank everyone for working. A genuine thank you. She would bring
food.
She would always invite us to her house and cook for us. I don’t
remember
hearing about any polls or anything like that. I doubt they even polled
anyone.
It was just knock and knock. Others called and called. The entire
volunteer
force was probably 10 and there were only 3 or 4 of us who were doing
it
almost full-time. I remember on election day we called people and
called
more people and kept calling them until they told us they went and
voted.
We went to polling places to try and get preliminary numbers. Our
candidate
couldn’t really afford any kind of election night party so we all went
to a party being hosted by someone higher on the food chain. Our
candidate
didn’t come with us and no one really expected to hear the results of
her race until late that night. Two days later they finished counting.
She
won by 39 votes. Whenever someone says their vote doesn’t matter, I
tell my story. It is easy sometimes in California to be blase about
some
voting because many of the results are preordained. But in the down
ballot
races where the total votes and margins between candidates is so small,
every
vote does count. As for the candidate? All of these years later she is
in
the same job and has never really been challenged since. All it took
was
that first election. All those doors and all those calls. It was the
only
time I really ever felt like I made a tangible difference. I don’t know
if would have felt that way if she won by thousands of votes. Because
the
margin was so narrow though, you go back and think about the people
that
you actually talked to or bugged enough until they went and voted. The
tamales
were really good too. Homemade. I think it was the first time I had
eaten
a tamale. Have never gone a week or two without eating them since. Oh,
one
other thing. The "big name" candidates brought in were basically
a-holes.
One of the people brought in ran for President a couple of times but
was
in Congress and never did really well running for President. Anyway, I
specifically remember him coming in and asking who the candidate was
and
the name and then five minutes later giving a speech talking about how
they
had known her for years and blah blah. Then he finished and asked what
city
they were going to next and what the candidate’s name was. I’m
just not sure it really does a whole lot of good.
Judith
Zaffirini (first Mexican American woman elected to the Texas Senate)
(E.L.
was born in Texas)
98. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/09
Inspired by Trump, this A-lister is currently gearing up for 2020,
according
to Hollywood sources. 'He badly wants to run,' says my ally. 'Nearly
everyone
around him is telling him not to. He's hellbent and is already laying
the
groundwork.' Kanye West
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#1**
Apparently one rift in the music business has been put to bed. This A+
list
singer wrote a whole slew of songs for this one named singer who could
use
a comeback. Nice gesture by the A+ lister who was given some flack for
not
supporting the one named singer in the past.
Taylor
Swift/Kesha
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A+ list in her mind everything wanted to make sure the
birthdays
of her children were celebrated at school but didn’t want other kids
to feel like their school celebrations lacked in comparison. So, our
actress/singer/former reality star gives each student’s parents $1000
for them to spend for their child’s birthdays at school.
Jennifer
Lopez
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actor who keeps getting shots at co-lead is
using
so much meth that he has to wear a ton of makeup each day to hide the
marks
on his face. Miles Teller; Zac Efron
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#4**
KINDNESS: This foreign born A- list dual threat actor pays the gym fees
for
over 100 kids so they have a place to go after school each day until
their
parents get home from work.
Idris
Elba
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#5**
Some of it is genes, but most of it is not eating and using drugs to
stay
thin for this actress offspring of a permanent A lister. Another
downside
is she a looks a decade older than the teen she is. Lily-Rose Depp
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#6**
This foreign born A- list franchise actor who might be finished filming
it
but will be talking about it a lot over the next couple of years, sure
has
been seeing a certain waitress a lot while filming here. Every shift
she
works he is right there and leaving $1000 tips on $20 breakfast tabs.
Jamie
Dornan
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#7**
KINDNESS: This permanent A list mostly movie actor is taking all of his
massive
new almost television paycheck and creating a foundation which will
give
as many poor students as possible a free college education.
Robert
De Niro (Untitled David O. Russell Project)
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#8**
For the fourth time in as many weeks, this former A- list mostly
television
actress from a long defunct, long running running network show turned
straight
to on demand actress/part-time drug user canceled on plastic surgery.
She
can’t decide whether to get her breasts enlarged and has canceled four
surgeries at the last minute.
Mischa
Barton
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#9**
It was only a few months ago this model was yachting and now she has
landed
a former network actor/writer/producer from a long running hit show. He
is
head over heels in love. I don’t think she quite feels the same way.
B.
J. Novak (Ceilidh Garten)
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#10**
This soon to be out of a cable tv show actor is closeted. His actress
girlfriend
is into that. He has about four different gay online profiles he uses
to
find one night stands.
Tyler
Posey ("Teen Wolf")/Bella Thorne
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#11**
That cable show that just recently had its season premiere has a guy on
there
always defending his girlfriend. Glad he defends his girlfriend but
everyone
does know he plays for pay with guys right? I mean that is how he makes
his
living. Tom Sandoval (Ariana Madix) ("Vanderpump Rules")
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#12**
This not so great comedian wrangled his way into a pay cable special.
Turns
out, the way he managed to get the special is all made up. Lots and
lots
of questions are starting to be asked which should have been asked a
long
time ago. He has no answers at all. Talk about a career that will go up
in
flames.
Quincy
Jones ("Quincy Jones: Burning the Light")
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/09 **#13**
KINDNESS: Several years ago I was house sitting for a friend. Honestly,
it
was more of a please please can I stay in your guest house while you
are
out of town for a few months, and also by the way, could I do so rent
free.
Divorce is expensive. Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise. It is
the moving out from one place and finding another and getting stuff to
fill
the place. It is so much easier to just sort things out at a friend’s
house while using their cable and internet and the occasional pay per
view
order you hope they don’t notice. It was a pretty down point in my
life.
Lucky for me, my friend said yes and for the next three months I
experienced
a life journey like no other. I was flipping through the channels one
evening.
It was summer and this must have been about 6 or 7pm. I had been
sitting
there a couple of hours and I was bored. I did something that night I
don’t
normally do. I went for a walk. Yes, the time honored tradition of
taking
a walk through the neighborhood. In this case, the neighborhood was
filled
with leafy trees and nice wide sidewalks and no one ever seemingly
using
them. Oh sure, there were a few people out, but not many. I started
walking
and about a half block from the house I saw a really tall guy walking
who
was wearing shorts and a t-shirt with a baseball cap. He was pretty
thin
but I remember so bronze. Like a spray tan every morning kind of
bronze.
He was walking in the opposite direction and we both said hi to each
other
as we passed. The kind of awkward hi when you know you are supposed to
say
something, but don’t really quite know what to say. A few days later,
the same scenario played out with my boredom and who should I see
again,
but the same guy wearing the same clothes but a different hat. We said
hi
a little more pleasantly this time around and again continued on our
merry
ways. I started walking on a fairly regular basis but didn’t see him
again for about a week. When I saw him again, he was in bad shape. I
didn’t
know it at the time. All I noticed from about a block away was him
holding
on to a tree to keep from falling. As I approached, he was even more
thin
and the bronze was not quite as bronze. I asked him if everything was
ok
and he said he was, but I was really doubtful. I asked him if he needed
some
help. He said he would be ok. He took off his hat to wipe the sweat
beneath
it and I got a good look at him for the first time. I asked him if we
had
met before because he looked really familiar. He said that he didn’t
think so. After he had caught his breath, he seemed to get a second
wind.
It was then he told me he had been undergoing chemo and this last
treatment
had really taken a lot out of him. He said he would be ok and after a
couple
of assurances we both went our separate ways. A few days later we were
going
to pass each other, but he stopped and said thanks and that he
apologized
if he didn’t act appreciative over the offer of help. I didn’t
think he had anything to apologize for but he wanted to make sure. We
started
talking and started walking. He told me he was a doctor. It was the
truth,
but not the whole truth, but I didn’t know that at that time. He
started
talking about his cancer and the treatment and explained how chemo
worked
and the side effects but did it in such a way that it was more like
story
telling than a doctor being all medical. Over the next month or two we
would
often run into each other and he would talk and I would listen. He
railed
against health insurance companies. Not for himself, but for others he
saw
in treatment. He knew people not covered at all because of pre-existing
conditions or others that had reached their policy limits. He confided
in
me that he was currently bankrolling about ten such people. Ten doesn’t
sound like a lot, but their bills were costing him about $200K a month.
At
some point that summer he told me he was not going to live, but was
trying
to drag things out as long as possible. It was close to Labor Day when
he
told me he was up to supporting 35 patients and was spending close to
$1M
a month. He had set up a foundation which he hoped would be able to
support
100 or more patients at a time for the rest of time. He talked about
everything
and would give these 30 minute lectures about life and what people can
do
for each other and the miracles of science. He said he should have died
months
ago but because he had a purpose to help others that it had given him a
lift.
He talked about wondering if that lift was some type of chemical in the
body
and whether it could be found and produced. I last saw him about the
middle
of September. I was walking less. He was walking less. I was about to
move
out of the guest house. There was no goodbye. Just one day I was gone
and
I assumed he would be doing his walks. We never even exchanged names.
The
first week of November I was looking at Variety and there he was, just
staring
at me. He had died the previous day. It was quite the shock to the
industry
he had died. Apparently no one knew. I think it is fair to say he was a
permanent
A+ lister. Behind the scenes guy, but A+ list. You can’t look at that
body of work and the things he did in life and the things he set up for
after
his passing and not make him A+ list.
Michael
Crichton (6’9") (attended Harvard Medical School) (died November
4, 2008) (wrote: "The Andromeda Strain"; "Westworld"; "The Terminal
Man";
"Coma"; "The Great Train Robbery"; "Beyond Westworld"; "Runaway";
"Jurassic
Park"; "Rising Sun"; "Disclosure"; "Congo"; "Twister"; "Sphere"; "The
Lost
World: Jurassic Park"; "The 13th Warrior"; "Jurassic III"; "Timeline";
"ER";
"The Andromeda Strain"; "Jurassic World"; "Airframe"; "Prey"; "State of
Fear"
and more)
112.
BET/Aliya
S. King 11/10
For nearly 20 years, I’ve worked as a journalist in the entertainment
industry. I’ve been able to get up close and personal with some of my
favorite artists. There have been so many fun perks — free concert
tickets
and trips, rowdy tour buses and backstage shenanigans. I have hundreds
of
awesome stories to tell. But there are also horror stories, too. So,
picture
it: Baltimore, Maryland, 2001. I’m interviewing a legend in hip-hop.
And I’m also interviewing his son, who is beginning what would be a
brief career in hip-hop. They have a huge entourage including armed
bodyguards.
I’m in a group of about 15 people and I stay close. If I lose track,
I won’t get my story. [Cue horror music.] And if I lose track, I won’t
be able to get back to my hotel. [Cue horror music again.] After the
young
son finishes a performance, the entourage begins to gather their things
and
make their way to the tour bus. Suddenly! The crowd from the show
breaks
through the barrier and swarms of pre-teens start sprinting our way. If
we
didn’t get back to the tour bus, we would be mauled. The bodyguards
grab the young son and begin running toward the bus. The whole
entourage
gets closer to the bus. So what do I do? I fell. Just like in the
movies.
I FELL! [Cue horror movie once again.] I scramble to get my notebooks
and
recorder and run as fast as I can towards the tour bus. As soon as I
get
to the door, one of the bodyguards stopped me from getting on the bus.
I
couldn't figure out why. What was on that bus? I was on there earlier
and
there was nothing weird. "Please," I said. "I need to get on this bus.
I
have no way of getting back." He said, "Sorry. Can’t help you. No
reporters
on the bus." I pleaded. I had been on the bus all day! He told me that
when
they came back to the bus they found someone hiding there. So for
safety
reasons they weren’t letting anyone but family and security on the bus.
I kept asking — they knew they could trust me! He finally went on the
bus and talked to someone. He let me get on. But he warned me that
anything
I saw on this bus wasn’t for my story. Finally, I saw what he didn’t
want me to see: a shotgun practically as long as I was tall on the lap
of
the rapper. And every single person on the bus was holding a high
caliber
weapon — including the tween! My stomach dropped. I quickly turned away
from the oversized sawed off shotguns and looked straight ahead. The
bodyguard
asked me, "Do you see anything on this bus you want to talk about?"
"Nope,"
I said. "Not at all." Imagine driving on a bus with 12 people,
including
a tiny tween, holding on to powerful weaponry on a bumpy tour bus. The
bus
was completely silent for the entire ride back to the hotel. And I made
sure
I never saw that rapper, his young son — or those THINGS — ever
again. While many of my hip-hop stories are fun and humorous. Some are
horror
stories.
Master
P/ Lil' Romeo
113. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/10
A comedy show has recently wrapped production and is currently
scheduled
for release in the next year. My sources tell me that although the
series
is not supposed to be a traditional ensemble, a supporting character
has
stolen the entire show and just dramatically shifted the focus onto
them.
'It was only supposed to be a short gig,' whispers my source, 'but
everyone
is high on [name omitted] and just how great they are on the show that
their
role has been extended and made bigger.' Alfred Molina or Cathy
Moriarty
(Jim Carrey’s "I'm Dying Up Here") or Alfred Molina (Ryan Murphy‘s
"Feud")
114.
POPBITCH
11/10
When
Lush's
bassist left the recently reformed band, the statement they
put out
was curiously vague, but is there any truth to the rumour that he
walked
after getting smacked in the face after an argument with a bandmate?
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#1**
This star of a southern based reality show still has not stopped taking
drugs.
He has also not stopped hooking up with that male bartender he has been
seeing
for years. Thomas Ravenel ("Southern Charm")
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is on a hit network
show.
He would be on two of them if another network would ever decide what it
is
going to do with their show. Anyway, his wife recently gave birth and
our
actor bought several dozen roses for every new mother in the hospital.
There
were about twenty total new mothers.
Michael
Ealy ("Secrets and Lies" and "Barbarians Rising")
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#3**
The boyfriend of this A- list actress/comedian told some friends he is
being
verbally and emotionally abused by his girlfriend on a pretty regular
basis.
Whenever he says he wants a break thought she bugs him incessantly and
apologizes
and says it won’t happen again. Amy Schumer/Ben Hanisch
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#4**
It has been months since this married couple consisting of two foreign
born
people has seen each other. I know he has been filming a movie, but he
was
only a two hour flight away from his actress wife. Not sure why they
are
hanging on at this point. Javier Bardem (was filming "The Last
Face" in
Cape Town, South Africa)/Penélope Cruz (was filming "The Queen of
Spain" in Madrid, Spain) (both now currently filming "Escobar")
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#5**
This foreign born singer/musician had his biggest fame back in the day.
Everyone
knows who he is, but not always for his music. More so for who he was
married
to. Anyway, he made some comments after a show this week about the lack
of
hot groupies from which to choose.
Gavin
Rossdale (Gwen Stefani)/"Bush" Performs At Observatory North
Park
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#6**
When I see a tabloid print that this female A list reality star with a
side
gig is hooking up with this WNBA star who lives in the same city, then
I
will believe a story written by tabloids about who she is dating.
Kendall
Jenner/Jordan Clarkson/someone from "Los Angeles Sparks"
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#7**
Everyone was a little shocked that this B+ list singer was featured in
a
televised special. What they didn’t know is she has a little blackmail
over one of the people deciding who was going to appear. He was afraid
his
wife would see the information.
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#8**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
and I think is still technically married spent what is believed to be
about
$50K for this orgy involving himself, his son and a bunch of naked
escorts
and strippers.
Nicolas
Cage/Weston Coppola Cage
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#9**
Apparently this former tweener actress turned drug mess turned singer
turned
definitely says what is on her mind singer is obsessed with this former
bubblegum
pop singer turned actress. Whenever she hears about any guy the former
pop
singer has hooked up with, our former drug mess makes it her mission to
hook
up with him too. It goes back to some guy the bubblegum pop singer
dated
a loooong time ago that our former drug mess wanted for herself.
Demi
Lovato/Mandy Moore
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#10**
This married foreign born A- list mostly movie director who trends
towards
futuristic movies always has at least one actress working on his films
who
either is or was a porn star. Straight up sex for film credit exchange.
Luc
Besson (example: Dany Verissimo)
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#11**
Never surprise your husband. That is what this foreign born permanent A
list
mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee learned
when
arriving back home. She was supposed to arrive from the States on a
much
later flight. Her husband was alone when she got home but the evidence
that
had not been was everywhere.
Kate
Winslet/Ned Rocknroll ("Untitled Woody Allen Project" filmed New York
City,
New York, USA)
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#12**
This celebrity offspring of one of the lowest forms of celebrity is
also
a part-time reality star in her own right. Apparently she has been
hooking
up with the son of a permanent A list celebrity. The son has taken over
the
family business.
Cooper
Hefner (Hugh Heftner "Playboy")
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10 **#13**
#1 – Before she became who she became, this now A list singer both solo
and in a group turned reality star cheated on the boyfriend she wrote
so
many songs for. For three straight nights she hooked up with the lead
singer
of a band that sounded just like hers and would be a treat of a cat. Gwen
Stefani ("No Doubt"/Tony Kanal)/Angelo Moore ("Fishbone")
#2 – This singer is one of the best and has an amazing voice To me, it is a crime she will always be remembered for something she wore. One night after a show we were talking and having a drink and a guy came up behind her and said something like, "I heard singers give great head." As he did this he was reaching around and grabbing her breasts. She screamed like only she can and bit his hand and then turned around and kneed him in the balls. It was over in like five seconds. Bjork (Swan Dress)
#3 – I have been instructed by this A list musician/singer/songwriter from a music family in a permanent A list group to never discuss anything we have ever done that may involve drinking, drunk trampolining, skinny dipping, road trips or buying fake i.d’s together. She said she would bring up my propensity as a youth to mix Boone’s Farm and vodka and that I used to drink wine coolers if I violated the terms of our agreement. So noted. Ann or Nancy Wilson ("Heart")
128. THE
DAILY LIFE 11/11
We need security and we need them now! During the peak of this once
A-list
rock band's fame and acclaim in the 80's, there was an incident in a
hotel
room, where two members engaged in an aggressive argument. Tensions
rose.
Words were said. And it escalated into an out-and-out brawl between all
members
of the band that left the hotel room trashed and their record company
fuming.
Duran Duran; Guns N' Roses; Queen; Van Halen
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#1**
I think this A- list mostly movie actor who is in a franchise but not
the
star and almost ruined another franchise as the star won’t ever come
out. Apparently his long time boyfriend is perfectly happy being in the
shadows,
and everyone once in awhile popping up in the same photo frame as he
trails
behind the actor. Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton/Hawkeye/"Avengers")
(Aaron
Cross "The Bourne Legacy")
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#2**
This foreign born A- list model who is the worst actress on earth who
gets
work as an actress is making life hard on her ex and her ex’s new
actress
girlfriend. At two different places this past week, the new actress
girlfriend
was confronted by other women who said some not kind things. Apparently
our
foreign born model has quite the network and is really ticked at the
actress
for helping break up a relationship.
Cara
Delevingne/St. Vincent/Kristen Stewart
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#3**
Previously I told you this celebrity offspring model used to run from
drugs
and now embraces them in an effort to stay thin. I guess she read it
because
now she is trying to come up with multiple excuses about how she got so
thin.
Bella
Hadid
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#4**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is currently
starring
in a pay cable show is being paid an astonishing amount of money for an
ad
campaign few people will see. I guess the hookup with the married
billionaire
who owns a large percentage of the company is paying off. Her agent
tried
to take credit for the huge fee.
Maisie
Williams ("Game of
Thrones")/"Three
UK" smartphones
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#5**
The pleas of this A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct
long
running network show are falling on deaf ears. She would like to appear
on
the spinoff which is the last thing anyone wants.
Julianna
Margulies ("The Good Wife") (The Good Fight")
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#6**
She seems embarrassed but there is no reason to be. This still
technically
married foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly starred
in
one type of movie while married is dating someone not old enough to
drink.
Yes, her daughter is not that far in age from the boyfriend but
everyone
says the actress has never been happier, so good for her. Plus, her ex
is
an a-hole who deserves some payback.
Kate
Beckinsale/Len Wiseman
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#7**
This might be the first time I can remember someone having a kindness
item
about them in the same week they cheated on their wife. It happened
while
this actor was out of town. Michael Ealy
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#8**
I guess she is used to it from what seems all of her past relationships
but
this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A+/A lister is being
cheated
on by her significant other. Sometimes I feel like she knows about all
this
cheating but doesn’t care unless it becomes public. Not really an open
relationship, but a keep it quiet and you can do what you like. Sandra
Bullock/Bryan Randall
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#9**
No one could quite figure out what this former singer/reality
star/actress
was doing at this fairly big event last night. She hits a lot of red
carpets
but this was more for actors and actresses without a bunch of in
between
what they do. Turns out she was invited by one of the organizers who is
so
head over heels for her that she might end up with the most ridiculous
nomination
ever from the organization which has surprised us in the past.
Christina
Milian "Golden Globe Awards"
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#10**
This superhero is a tool. He wants his foreign born actress wife to
stay
home and take care of their kids. He doesn’t think a woman should work.
She does. Probably why their marriage is on the rocks. Chris
Hemsworth/Elsa
Pataky
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#11**
This foreign born B+ list singer in a manufactured group is being paid
six
figures to promote a dating company. The only catch is she has to go on
a
real date with someone from the service so is having a bunch of her
friends
sign up so she can go on a "date" with them.
Perrie
Edwards/"Little Mix" (Raya)
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#12**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is foreign born and a celebrity
offspring
of a permanent A lister generally wears wigs. She has lost a bunch of
hair
due to her bulimia.
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11 **#13**
One of the things I have never grown to love or even like is sitting in
a
recording studio watching people make music. When you are producing or
writing
or recording it can be entertaining, but if you are there and simply
watching
it is one of the most boring things to do. So, it was with a very large
sigh
that I agreed to go meet a producer friend of mine who was in the
studio
and asked me to drop by the studio for a bit while he was working with
a
singer. I was in Miami and we were supposed to hang out, but the
hanging
out got delayed because of the recording. Did I tell you that recording
sessions
always run behind? Always. Have you ever sat waiting for a flight that
is
delayed for hours? If you want some practice dealing with that,
schedule
a meeting with someone who is coming to meet you after a recording
session.
There are a million things always going on at a recording session and
in
my experience, very few of those things are the process of actually
recording.
I remember back in the day I actually had to go to a session and for
three
days, despite, everyone involved being there the ENTIRE 72 hours, maybe
two
hours of recording was completed. It felt like 40 people were jammed
into
a tiny hotel room and the only ones able to escape were the food and
drug
delivery people. Everyone else was there, in that room. It was awful.
Anyway,
back to Miami. I arrived at the studio soaking wet. The 50 yard dash
across
the parking lot was through one of those Miami downpours that make you
wonder
how there could possibly be a drought anywhere on earth with the amount
of
water that I was just subjected to. Do you know that smell of cigarette
smoke
and wet clothes? That attraction smoke has to wet clothes? As soon as I
walked
into that studio it was like Dementor smoke knew there was someone new
in
the room and attacked. I burned the clothes. Normally I would donate
any
clothes I don’t want any longer, but that would have been unfair to
the rest of the clothes donated by other people that came into contact
with
these. You know what makes me mad? I was wearing what was my favorite
shirt
at the time. I walked into the studio and saw my friend. I looked into
the
recording area and as I expected no one was in there. Who should have
been
in there was this A+ list singer in his corner of the singing world who
all
of you know. I asked where he was and apparently he was in another room
paying
off his dealer. Our singer went big. He bought almost a kilo. Yep. One
skinny
person and one big kilo of coke. When he came back in the room, he just
set
it on a coffee table in front of a sofa and helped himself. To be
honest,
he was more than willing to share, but that is just not me. It didn’t
stop the guys that are with him all the time or the four women (none of
whom
was his wife) from helping themselves. The singer and his entourage
spent
the next hour just gorging. During that hour he made all the women get
topless
and made sure to do some lines off their breasts. When one tried to put
her
top back on, one of the guys with the singer started yelling at her and
looked
like he was going to hit her. She backed down and stayed topless. After
the
coke it was time to get some champagne delivered. Our singer used the
time
before its arrival to chain smoke right there in the room. He said it
was
good for his singing voice. One of the women said she was bored.
Apparently,
even though, I totally understand where she was coming from, this was
not
the proper thing to say. The guy who had been rough before yanked the
woman
up and ripped off her dress. He then dragged her out of the studio and
told
her to go be bored somewhere else. I never saw her again. Another guy
in
the group made a call and at the same time the champagne arrived, so
did
two more women, both dressed almost identically to the remaining other
three
women. With the arrival of the women and champagne, everyone celebrated
by
doing coke for another hour. Apparently things had progressed to the
point
where the women now had to do lines of coke off the men and remove coke
from
their genital area by using their mouths. This led to some sexual
activity
in the room right there in front of everyone although the singer took a
woman
he was interested in to a side room where he had previously paid his
dealer.
Thirty minutes later he came out and said he was ready to record. He
went
in the booth and sang for a good five minutes before he decided he
didn’t
like it and came back out. He needed to take a break he said so
everyone
did some more coke and smoked some more cigarettes and rotated the
women.
At this point, almost half that kilo was gone and there had been five
minutes
of recording. I couldn’t take any more and told my friend we could just
catch up next time I was in town. A few hours later I got a text from
him
saying that the whole group of them had flown to Puerto Rico on a
private
jet because the singer felt like he would get more inspiration there.
The
next day my friend texted me and said maybe another 20 minutes of
recording
had been completed during the 24 hours but they ran out of coke so went
back
to Miami.
Marc
Anthony
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#1**
An unnamed celebrity anonymously filed suit Tuesday against a woman who
he
claims is threatening to release a tape of them having sex unless he
pays
her $2.5 million. Identified only as Doe in the Los Angeles Superior
Court
complaint, the plaintiff wants an injunction preventing the defendant,
her
former attorney and a sex tape broker from allowing anyone to view the
tape
or duplicating it. He also wants the video and any copies lodged with
the
court pending the outcome of his lawsuit. The woman, identified in
court
papers as Elizabeth Ruiz, could not be immediately reached for comment.
A
celebrity website turned down her offer to sell them the tape,
according
to the suit, which says Doe "has worked hard his entire life to hone
his
skills and become one of the most talented people in the United States
and
the world." He also has received many honors and accolades and "is
widely
recognized as the world’s best at his job," according to his court
papers,
which state that his ability to benefit from his fame "depends on the
appeal
of his persona to many different people … including families and
children."
"He cannot count on this appeal if Ruiz exposes images of him in the
most
intimate of physical acts between a man and a woman, done in private
and
intended to remain private," his court papers say. Ruiz has stated that
"she
wants to be the next Kim Kardashian" and hopes to be catapulted to fame
and
fortune with the sex tape at Doe’s expense, the suit alleges.
Kardashian
herself was the subject of a sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J. Doe
and
Ruiz met in Cancun in June and she used her cell phone to record the
two
of them having sex, but "agreed that she would keep the recording
private,"
the suit alleges. Ruiz responded "gotcha" when he reminded her after
they
returned to the U.S. that he wanted the tape destroyed, the suit
alleges.
But in September, a "noted" sex tape broker told Doe’s lawyer that Ruiz
desired the broker’s assistance in selling the video, the suit alleges.
Doe’s lawyer, after learning that Ruiz had subsequently fired her
attorney,
sent a letter to her on Oct. 30 reminding her that his client does not
consent
to the release of the tape, according to the lawsuit. "Ruiz has not
responded,"
the suit states.
Von
Miller (Denver Broncos outside lineback/2015 NFL season Super Bowl
MVP)
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#2**
A more miserable looking celebrity couple on a date was nowhere to be
found
last night. This A- list network actress and her movie actor husband.
All
for show. Go to a place you know paps will be swarming. Just get this
marriage
over with already.
Sofia
Vergara/Joe Manganiello
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#3**
This A list reality star with a side gig is in danger of being sued.
For
the next 45 days she was not supposed to wear anything in direct
competition
with a certain line of clothes. Not only did she wear something in
direct
competition, but also got paid for it and posted it to the world.
Kendal
Jenner
(La
Perla)
(Victoria’s
Secret)
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12 **#4**
To try and make it look like they don’t alternate weekends, this B+
list mostly television actor who goes from one show to the next in
order
to get away from the voice over stuff but has a movie franchise too
offered
to let his wife join him on a red carpet. She said no. She would rather
party.
Josh
Duhamel/Fergie (Avatar-inspired Cirque du Soleil show TORUK - The First
Flight)
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#1**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress/part-time
reality
star got some work done to her face. Trying to erase some of those hard
partying
years.
Rita
Ora
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#2**
The producers of this southern based reality show not called Southern
Charm
or RHATL are looking for a new cast member to drive up ratings. They
want
the cast member to try and hook up with any of the spouses of the stars
of
the show and will give the star a bonus if she can make it happen.
"Married
to Medicine"
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#3**
There is talk of replacing the superhero on an almost network show
because
the superhero is having trouble getting their meds adjusted correctly
and
is feeling a lot of pressure about the show. The more success the show
enjoys,
the worse off our superhero becomes. Grant Gustin ("The Flash")
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13 **#4**
Holy f**kballs you should have seen this A- list mostly movie actress
who
has a new side business at a recent event. She usually uses coke to
settle
down but was out of the country and couldn’t get any. So, what did she
do? Took a handful of pills from a makeup artist she hired for the day.
Our
actress was out of her mind whacked out.
Scarlett
Johansson ("Ghost In The Shell" Japan premiere) ("Yummy Pop" gourmet
popcorn
shop)
150.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 11/14
1. Which tech guru invites scores of attractive people, particularly
single
women, on foreign retreats, then invites them to join him in his hotel
room
for a group orgy?
2. Which publicist was hired by a prominent digital journalist to try to identify rival reporters’ sources, but failed miserably?
3. Which blustering Manhattan lawyer threatens his many enemies, "I control Page Six, and they’ll destroy you," without realizing that the whole town — including us — is laughing at him?
151. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/14
A cast member on this hit show has been told to gain weight and see a
psychotherapist or lose their job. Producers aren't happy with the
dailies
and feel that her appearance is not only a concern, but a distraction
for
viewers. Uh-oh.
Natalia
Dyer (Nancy Wheeler "Stranger Things")
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#1**
This foreign born B list singer who was once in an A list band in his
own
country and maybe a few Commonwealth countries has a way with words.
The
married singer will have you believe he is not closeted. He is. Deep
inside.
Clawing at that door to stay inside but sometimes he hooks up with a
guy
and it gets out. Nick Cave; Robbie Williams
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#2**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee with the wandering age has been calling everyone she
knows
to not appear on the very popular television show of this foreign born
reality
star. They are fighting about a project he is involved in back in her
home
country and she takes it seriously.
Actress:
Catherine Zeta Jones
Project:
Lan mining disaster at Gwaelod-y-Garth
Reality star/show:
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#3**
Speaking of closeted, there is a Republican from one of the I29 states
that
rails against gay rights but is about to be exposed by his longtime
staffer
who is also his secret boyfriend.
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#4**
There sure was a lot of flirting this weekend between this married
foreign
born A/A+ list mostly movie actor and this A- list mostly movie actress
who
was in a secret relationship with someone from the actor’s home
country.
The pair talked a minute or two at a time many times throughout the
night
and went out of their way to do so. Ryan Reynolds/Emma Stone (Ryan
Gosling)/Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences' 8th Annual
Governors
Awards
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#5**
This network reality star on a very hit show you have seen but probably
can’t remember his name is married. Things are getting uncomfortably
close between him and his seasonal co-star. He needs to run away.
Quickly.
His co-star has never not shared anything with anyone who will listen
and
loves to put her own spin on things. Carter Oosterhouse (wife Amy
Smart)/"The
Great Christmas Light Fight"
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#6**
For the first time in 2.5 years, this former tweener actor turned
frequent
drug abusing B+ list mostly movie actor was seen with his significant
other/sober
coach in public. Apparently the tweeners new foreign born A list
co-star
suggested our actor should be more open.
Zac
Efron (UFC's Connor McGregor fight at Madison Square Garden)
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#7**
This still young B list mostly television actor who was on a very long
running
middling network hit recently had a mini-stroke. It affected one side
of
his face. Probably from all the drugs and booze he did back in the day.
Frankie Muniz
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#8**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award
winner/nominee.
He is also creepy as hell if you meet him in person. He left his wife
behind
on his recent promotional trip and the creepy factor has increased 100
percent.
If you meet him away from a red carpet flash, you would think you were
face
to face with someone from AHS.
Jeremy
Irons ("The Man Who Knew Infinity")
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#9**
This B-/C+ list celebrity offspring in a big acting family tried to
come
out as bisexual to her dad a few years ago and her dad took her to a
bible
camp for two months so she could pray it away. Since that obviously
didn’t
work, now they just don’t talk about her lifestyle choices. Hailey
Baldwin (Stephen)
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#10**
Sometimes when our favorite alliterate B+ list mostly television
actress
gets just to the point of drunk, she starts sneezing. A lot. As in
every
ten seconds until she drinks some more. Her sneezes start quietly but
as
they continue, she can’t hold back and they get more loud. At an event
the other night, she started sneezing and someone shouted from the
back,
"I didn’t know _____________ was here."
January
Jones ("Nocturnal Animals" premiere)
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity gets paid a lot of money
to
come speak and promote products. Part of the deal though is that his
wife
gets to plug her products while they are paying for him. Quite a few
companies
have started to get a little ticked off about this.
David
Beckham/Victoria "Posh" Beckham
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#12**
No one even talks about this celebrity offspring of a permanent A
lister
being kicked out of school after such a big deal was made of the
offspring
getting admitted to the school.
Maddox
Jolie (Lycée Français de New York)
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/14 **#13**
Bob Ross He Ain’t: Whenever I would see this former celebrity on
television
acting holier than thou and quoting scripture, I would just shake my
head
and remember the two nights I witnessed his holiness firsthand at a
con.
Back then, they weren’t really called cons. We just called them
conventions.
What this one was basically a gathering of some people who were from
different
fields of entertainment and celebrity who gave talks. The subject of
our
blind was there as more of a crossover. He was a celebrity, but he was
also
there talking about being a success and even giving some
demonstrations.
I knew the name and even knew some of his work, but had never seen him
or
met him in person. At this convention there were a bunch of very
attractive,
college aged women who were getting paid as greeters and other gofer
type
things. I remember he had just given a talk about going to church and
his
beliefs and love of marriage. He walked off the stage behind a curtain
and
there were two of these gofers waiting for him because they wanted to
take
a photo with him. While a third person took the photo, he stood in
between
the two women and had a hand on each of their butts. He squeezed hard
and
said he was a big fan of theirs. Then they said something like he was
their
inspiration for going to this bible based university and he said they
should
meet up that night and he would show them some inspiration as he hugged
and
groped them. Honestly I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. So, later
that night there was a party for the 40 or so invited celebrities. It
was
in this hotel ballroom. Part of a ballroom. The number of people was
about
150 total so the hotel was only using one section of the ballroom. Sure
enough,
the guy walks in with those two students from earlier. No one even bats
an
eye that this self proclaimed very religious, happily married man came
in
with these two women who apparently he had taken back to his room
earlier
and had sex with is with them now. He proceeds to paw them throughout
dinner
and is openly doing lines of coke at the table. It was crazy. He took
them
into the next ballroom which was closed off from the part where the
dinner
was and apparently had sex with them because when he came back he said
something
to the effect of the coke was messing with his Viagra and he had
trouble
sealing the deal. He started drinking and getting louder. He got angry
at
the two women for something and told them to leave. A short time later
he
staggered out of the ballroom. The next morning, bright and early,
there
was our subject up on a dais with several other people telling the
audience
about hard work and values and blah blah blah. Meanwhile he is wiping
his
nose like crazy every five seconds. That afternoon I saw him out by the
pool.
He was actually in the hot tub and he was making out with some woman
older
than the college students by about a decade. His hands were inside her
top
and he was drinking straight from a bottle of vodka. I wondered to
myself
if he was like this at home or just was super staid at home and only
let
loose when he was away from home. Then, I also realized he was probably
gone
from home over half the days each year doing his thing and that if he
partied
like this every night he was away from home, he was going to die an
early
death.
Thomas
Kinkade
165. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 11/14
Which reality star has a surprise storyline in the next season to help
ratings?
After many seasons and lots of drama, interest in the show has dropped.
And
now the young star is getting pressure from the rest of her cast to
come
out of the closet. She is privately sexually fluid but in public she
has
only every dated MEN! Now she is going to reveal a new side to her
dating
life that includes dating beautiful models. While a lot of story lines
have
focused on relationship with the other cast members, this star’s main
story line has been on her career and getting out of her shadow of her
famous
family. NOT ANY MORE! Kendall Jenner ("Keeping Up With the
Kardashians")
166. ATTITUDE
11/15
In the 20 years since Wannabe changed the course of pop history
forever,
the Spice Girls have endured as many dramas, fall-outs and splits as
you
can expect from any girl band. And in this month’s Attitude,
the artist formerly known as Sporty revealed how her new album, Version
of Me, deals with the negative side to the band’s astronomical
success.
"Version of Me is about being bullied," Mel explained. "About
being
in a situation as a young adult where I felt bullied and how that has
affected
me, and molded me in a way. "Unfortunately, being bullied can really
damage
people and even when you are stronger and over it, it can still be in
the
background – undermining you. I hope people will Identify with that
track." Asked if the bullying occurred during her time in the Spice
Girls,
Mel replies: "Yes. I’m not going to name names. But yes." She
continues:
"It’s been addressed, they were aware of what they’d done. They
apologised." Reflecting on her time in the group, the 42-year-old
explains
that she would have liked to have been "a bit stronger," admitting she
let
certain people in her life take advantage of her. "Now I’m older," she
insists, "I’m a lot more confident and I will not be shat upon. But
when I was younger I let people shit on me. What’s done is done but
I’d have liked to have been a bit stronger. "When we were kids we were
so hard on each other and so determined to succeed that if anybody fell
out
of line they were quickly brought back in. That was quite a lot of
pressure
to live under." Melanie Brown ("Scary Spice")
167. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/15
Move over, Miley Cyrus! This eternal A-list icon badly wants a coaching
position
on The Voice. 'She's been after it for awhile,' whispers my source,
'but
it might actually happen within the year. She think it'll make her more
relevant
than she's been in a long time.' Our A-list icon is set to initiate the
talks
within the next 6 months, but apparently the producers and the network
already
have plans and contracts laid out for the next couple of years, so
she'll
have to be very convincing. Madonna; Barbra Streisand
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#1**
This A+ list magazine editor of an A+ list magazine is in some hot
water
after people accused her of being racist for a recent in office event
she
had. Anna Wintour ("Vogue")
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#2**
To boost the shippers on this network hit, these onscreen co-stars are
now
"dating." Someone should tell his boyfriend that the closeted actor is
now
"dating" a woman.
Eddie
Kaye Thomas (Toby Curtis) and Jadyn Wong (Happy Quinn)
("Scorpion")
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#3**
This Teen Mom was diagnosed with a mental disorder but refuses to
mention
it on air or that she refuses to take medications for her illness
because
she believes the illness was made up by multiple doctors to get her to
keep
coming back and buy medicine.
Farrah
Abraham
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#4**
The married man that our B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name
recognition has been seeing finally separated from his wife and of
course
wants to be with our actress. She gave him a million chances though and
so
far is not back with him. He ended up splitting with his wife not
because
the wife found out about the actress but another woman. Katie
Holmes
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#5**
I wonder if this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee is going to split with her husband before or after
Christmas.
I think he is trying to save the marriage but it has been over for a
long
time.
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#6**
The PR people of this A+ list singer have been trying to get the media
to
report that the singer is dating this foreign born rapper. The problem
is,
first she is not, but that has never stopped the kiss butt tabloids.
The
problem is that another A+ list singer has an equally powerful team and
have
pushed back against that story line.
Taylor
Swift/Drake/Rihanna
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#7**
This A+ list singer/songwriter is turning into someone he has never
been.
Maybe he has, but didn’t let himself indulge in it. He wears makeup
and has had a bunch of botox. At his home he only wears robes and has a
staff
(in addition to house staff) of 3 to give him daily massages, pedicures
and
manicures. Keith Urban
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#8**
The bazillionaire husband of this B list mostly television
actress/producer
strong armed a bunch of companies to give millions of dollars in
product
and money to make a charity event for his wife a success. Rumor is it
he
kept the money for himself and some of the best products/auction items.
Eva
Longoria/José Bastón (president of Televisa, the largest media
company in Latin America) ("5th Annual Eva Longoria Foundation
Dinner")
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#9**
This studio spent a record amount of money to get the star of their
upcoming
tent pole movie (expected to support the sale of tie-in merchandise) a
very
public accolade. Usually it is just about the right favors. This time
though
it came down to cash. A lot of it.
Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson ("Moana") (People’s Sexiest Man Alive
2016)
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#10**
Apparently this tool of an actor who has a new cable show and was once
married
to an A lister is even more toolish than I thought. Not only was he
cheating
on his now former girlfriend with people on the set of his new show but
also
was having sex with multiple other women at a crash pad he forgot to
tell
his former girlfriend about.
Actor:
Ryan
Phillippe
Former wife: Reese Witherspoon
New show:
"Shooter"
Former girlfriend:
Paulina
Slagter
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#11**
Probably a little embarrassing for this B list mostly television
actor/movie
writer to be confronted by one of his exes while out last week at a
grocery
store. His wife, an actress, was several feet away looking at something
on
the opposite side of the aisle and about ten feet down from our actor.
The
ex, ran up to the actor and said, "I really miss you spanking me." It
was
right then, the actress walked up and introduced herself as the actor’s
wife.
Justin
Theroux/Jennifer Aniston
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#12**
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who also has a superhero
franchise
looked so at peace the other night with his long time male lover and
not
having to pretend he is someone else. Still don’t know if he will come
out, but he won’t be doing the beard thing again.
Tom
Hiddleston ("The 62nd London Evening Standard Theatre Awards")
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/15 **#13**
Several years ago I had the pleasure of meeting this former A list
mostly
movie director with the very interesting name. You know I love stories,
so
one evening I convinced him to do a lot of sharing. From that one night
I
got more information about more people than at any other time. The guy
knew
everyone and because of the types of movies he specialized in, everyone
seemed
to definitely be more open with him than they would with a different
director.
Here are some things that happened on the set of his movies. Director:
Zalman King
#1 – This former A list mostly television actor who has had multiple hit shows but will forever be known for one iconic role never used his trailer when having sex with actresses. He was afraid of his wife walking in on him so he would use the trailer of our director. The director said at the end of the shoot there was not much furniture that had not been broken during these sex sessions. Tom Skerritt (Sheriff Jimmy Brock "Picket Fences") ("Wild Orchid II: Two Shades of Blue")
#2 – He had to shoot from behind and use filters and cut many scenes from one movie he shot because the A list mostly movie actor in the movie was regularly beating his co-star/girlfriend and wasn’t shy about bruising her everywhere. Mickey Rouke/Carre Otis ("Wild Orchild")
#3 – This long long time B- list mostly movie actor has been in everything. He was one of the male leads in one of the director’s movies. As part of his role he had several sex scenes with the female lead. Apparently our actor, even though he is married, generally prefers guys so our director would have the actor watch gay porn for an hour before shooting one of the sex scenes. Costas Mandylor ("Delta of Venus")
181. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/16
You may have noted this former A-list actor has calmed down in recent
years.
Our sources tell us the sole reason for the change in behaviour is his
new
therapist in New York, who apparently has really helped our actor get
through
his issues. Our actor doesn't want to publicise his process, however,
because
he's afraid of the situation changing. Glad that it's working. Alec
Baldwin
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#1**
As soon as this B+ mostly television actor thinks he is about to be
thrown
out of the closet, he has his PR team send out something to the
Kneepadiest
tabloids and websites with some crap statement and they dutifully print
it
even though they know it isn’t true.
Jack
Falahee ("How To Get Away With Murder")
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#2**
This former child turned tween actor who is just strange right now has
to
pay his girlfriend each month because of just how strange he is. He
thinks
it is love and not the several grand he pays her each month that keeps
her
around.
Corey
Feldman/Courtney Anne
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#3**
This award organization had to promise an award to someone just to get
them
to agree to read the nominations for the awards.
"People’s
Choice Awards" (Jordana Brewster "Favorite Actress in a New TV
Series"/"Lethal
Weapon")
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct very
hit
cable show is dating someone on the sly because she wants to keep it
secret
from her minders who are trying to keep her close to them. Elisabeth
Moss
("Mad Men") (Scientology)
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#5**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is a celebrity offspring
of
a permanent A lister. Our actress fainted from not eating for a week at
a
recent event. She lives on cigarettes and water which is usually enough
to
get her through the day but she is promoting a new movie.
Lily
Collins (Phil Collins) ("Rules Don’t Apply")
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#6**
Our favorite former A list mostly movie actress turned B lister is
hooking
up with multiple married men. She says she is trying to secure her
future.
Lindsay Lohan
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#7**
I don’t know if her relationship is still going or not, but this
network
reality star from a long running show was cheating on her supposedly
future
husband this past weekend.
Julianne
Hough ("Dancing With the Stars")/Brooks Laich;
JoJo
Fletcher ("The Bachelorette")/Jordan Rodgers
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actress turned B+ list mostly
movie
actress who is an academy Award winner/nominee continues to spiral into
decline
with her drug use. I’m not sure, given how wasted she was the other
night, how exactly she films any scenes.
Michelle
Williams ("Manchester by the Sea")
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#9**
The soon to be latest trip to rehab for this B- list celebrity/former
part-time
reality star is because the guy she was seeing dumped her when she
started
using drugs again. So, she really started going at it even harder. Oh,
and
she has some crazy stories about the guy who broke up with her and a
very
much revamped dating timeline.
Brooke
Mueller (Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife)/skin-care guru Peter Thomas Roth
(police
sought her after she ran off with her twin boys)
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#10**
This foreign born A list model/pro beard has been sleeping with one of
the
producers of this long long long long running movie franchise. She has
been
obsessed with being part of the franchise for years and has been
hitting
that casting couch with the producer as much as he wants.
Irina
Shayk ("James Bond")
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#11**
This non Teen Mom MTV reality star many of you know or at least know
the
premise of the show was wasted out of his mind at an event this week. I
think
he must have gorged on multiple pot brownies with a shot of some magic
mushrooms
maybe. He thought he was acting normally and probably thought he was
getting
away with it.
Nev
Schulman
("Catfish")/"Bad Santa 2" New York Premiere
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now an A/A-
mainly
just acts for the paychecks now and doesn’t care about much else. All
of you know him. Things are about to get super messy with his wife
because
she is going to bust him having sex with his co-star who all of you
know
too.
Pierce
Brosnan (Keely Shaye Smith)/Kate Beckinsale ("The Only Living Boy in
New
York")
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/16 #13**
One of the questions asked most of me is which celebrities are horrible
people.
Coming in a close second is who is the nicest or the variation of
someone
seems nice, but are they nice. I know it might not seem like it from
the
blinds, but the vast majority of celebrities are really nice and
understand
fans make their fame and will stop what they are doing and interact
with
a fan. Eliminating celebrities who are friends of mine or who you would
not
guess, I will tell you who I think is the nicest celebrity I have met.
Even
though I have hung out with her multiple times, I wouldn’t say we are
friends. We know each other and see each other from time to time. She
is
A list. OK, maybe A- list. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. One
time
we were walking through Beverly Center and if she stayed out in the
main
area she would literally get stopped every twenty feet. Then when she
would
stop, people would see what the commotion was and that would create a
bigger
crowd. When I say crowd, I am talking 5 or 6 people, but it was pretty
constant.
This was a few years ago when Beverly Center had their version of a
dollar
movie theatre. It took a good 30 minutes of walking from the middle of
the
mall to the end where the theatres were. The thing is, she never
stopped
smiling. Ever. Pictures, autographs as she slowly made her way to the
theatre.
When we got there and bought our tickets she could have bailed and
waited
inside a fairly darkened theatre and no one would have bothered her.
But,
she stuck it out in line for another ten minutes with a bunch of other
people
coming up to her and she just kept going and going. When we did get
inside
the theatre, she did acknowledge that it can be exhausting. She said
that
she loved the fans and would never say no to anyone, but that sometimes
you
just want to get from point A to point B and sometimes that was
difficult.
There was another time we were in this open area in between some
buildings.
Apparently some celebrity had been to the same spot 2 minutes earlier
and
had called in paps. They were hanging out waiting for the celebrity to
come
back out to get some more shots when they saw us. They swarmed which
she
does not usually get. In the midst of their swarming two families were
trying
to cross through the area and she went out of her way to go to them and
apologize
for all the commotion and chaos. She didn’t have to do it. I don’t
think the families knew who she was but she did it anyway. I could go
on
and on about her, but she is the one celebrity I find to be the same
all
of the time. People perceive her to be sweet and kind and she is
exactly
those things and more.
Emma
Stone
195.
POPBITCH
11/17
Which usually-beloved British actor wasn't making many new friends on a
recent
trip to a London hospital? He feared a Pink Floyd gig had caused him
permanent
ear damage – which maybe explains why so many people heard him shout
"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" at hospital staff who didn't give him
immediate
attention. (We'd name him, but he's already threatened legal action
against
one paper on this story...)
Benedict
Cumberbatch
196. MR.
X 11/17 **#1**
This permanent A list songstress brought another woman into the bedroom
to
share with her husband. Her husband fell in love with the other woman
and
used the money of our A lister to finance his relationship with the
other
woman. When the A lister found out about the money and relationship,
the
husband was kicked out. The other woman then dumped the husband.
Mary
J Blige/Martin "Kendu" Isaacs
197. MR.
X 11/17 **#2**
This A+ list NFL player who is not a QB, has his PR people pushing
another
fake relationship. The thing is though, this particular celebrity
offspring
might go for it because she just wants to focus on her ridiculously
overrated
modeling career anyway so might as well get more exposure by pretending
to
date the guy.
Odell
Beckham Jr./Bella Hadid
198. MR.
X 11/17 **#3**
This long time actress who everyone knows only has a few weeks to live.
Maybe
days. It wouldn’t shock me if she was already dead and her husband just
wanted to keep her for himself.
Zsa
Zsa Gabor/"Prince" Fredéric Von Anhalt
199. MR.
X 11/17 **#4**
That foreign born former boy bander who is closeted was making out with
his
boyfriend inside a club. When they came out of the club, the boyfriend
was
relegated to his usual role of five steps behind. It was not like the
former
boy bander was hiding it inside the club, but apparently he thinks
outside
the club is too much for his fans.
Niall
Horan
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#1**
This former Disney star who has been in some trouble will be dead
within
a month unless he gets help. His drug use is way more than one person
can
stand withstand. A sad end to a a life that started pretty well.
Orlando
Brown "That’s So Raven"
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#2**
This superhero has a thing for dating girls in high school. His
publicist
will say they are in college if asked, but he likes them in high
school.
Henry
Cavill ("Superman")
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#3**
I had a blind in the past month or so about this A list mostly movie
actor
being an a-hole because he is off booze. A tabloid ran with it and now
his
PR people are spinning a story saying it is all untrue. Pretty tough to
say
something is untrue when the actor kept apologizing for being an a-hole
because
he had given up drinking.
Channing
Tatum
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#4**
The offspring of a celebrity who makes things for other celebrities
killed
someone in a drug deal gone wrong.
"Jeweler
to the Stars" Jeffrey Rackover’s son James/Joseph Comunale
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#5**
Apparently this A list reality star is not too distraught to have
multiple
plastic surgeries performed on her in the last month. I’m guessing
after
the recovery period she will declare she is no longer distraught.
Kim
Kardashian
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#6**
This family is arranging marriages just to keep their reality income
coming
in.
The
Duggars
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#7**
It is amazing to me to see this A list singer say one thing about a
colleague
in public but use every kind of slur imaginable when talking about him
in
private.
Kanye
West/Frank Ocean
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#8**
This always causing trouble B list actress who has landed in something
without
a camera trashed a dressing room the other day because it wasn’t big
enough. Hey, in her world it probably makes sense.
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17 **#9**
At one point in time, this singer was A list or really close. For about
a
year I would say she deserved A list status. Now? You all know her
name,
but she has not done anything noteworthy in so long that I guess she
would
probably be a C lister. Only her name and the fact you all know it
keeps
her from obscurity. She didn’t have to be relegated to the whatever
happened to pile, she chose to go that route and I know why. It must be
six
years ago now that I got a chance to hang out with her. There was a
group
of six of us having dinner and she came along with one of the six. I
remember
it was raining that night and the dinner lasted for hours because no
one
wanted to go out in the rain. Yes, we will melt if rain touches us here
in
LA. At that point, she was still in the music industry. I mean, she is
today
too, but her last success had been five years earlier and it was
already
in decline at that point. At the time of our dinner she said she was
working
on a new record. Singers always say that. It does not mean it will
happen.
In fact, it was another five years or so after that dinner before she
released
another record. It did awful. Her most recent record before the dinner
did
awful too. She was legal when she signed her first record deal. She
didn’t
get that deal though until she had sex with almost every guy on the
label
who wanted a turn with her. They didn’t beat around the bush with her.
They said if you want to sign, you will need to have sex with any guy
at
the label who wants you. Sometimes these guys would have sex with three
or
four wannabe singers a day. During the recording of her first record
she
was told if she wanted the best songs and producers and promotion she
would
have to sleep with all of those people too. She did. She did everything
they
told her to do. That first record was a monster smash. It was huge. The
record
company made a ton of money off her and wanted another record as
quickly
as possible. Because they wanted it so quickly, they didn’t make her
sleep with anyone. They didn’t want to take a chance on something going
wrong. They just wanted to exploit her success. The second record came
out
really quickly and was a big success. Not a monster, but the record
company
still made a ton of money off her, of which she really never saw very
much.
The record company then wanted her to record a Christmas record and to
do
it quickly so again, they didn’t ask anything of her. This was not to
say they weren’t screwing her over in every other way they could. Fast
forward a year or so and after making a lot of money from her while she
toured,
the record label wanted a new record. Our singer thought it would be
the
same as it was for the second record and the Christmas record because
she
was a star now. Nope. She tried to protest but each time she did, they
would
suddenly give one of her songs to someone else on the label. She
finally
gave in to their demands, but waited so long and protested so much
there
was nothing much left on the record that could be considered a hit.
Plus,
she waffled on having sex with the promotional team. Her A list
boyfriend
wouldn’t step up for her. He said it was part of the game and he was
doing the same thing to women he was signing or thinking about signing.
The
new record did well. It made the label money, but it really only did
well
in the US. When she said she would never sleep with anyone again at the
label,
they dropped her. When they did, no one would sign her. Also, the label
put
out the word that no one should do any projects with her which featured
her
even doing background vocals. Nothing. Fast forward two a couple of
years
before our dinner. She is basically out of money. She gets paid a
fraction
of what she used to get paid to perform. Plus, no one really wants her.
She
needs to do a new record. The thing is though, even though she was
willing
to have sex with whoever a new label said, they just were not all that
interested
in her any longer. One executive though said he liked our singer’s
sister.
So our singer offered her sister up and made her sister have sex with
everyone.
It took some time, but the record got made. It bombed though and no
matter
how much she begged or said she would sleep with someone, the label
didn’t
want her any longer because she wasn’t selling records. Her telling
of this story took a good hour and a ton of names were dropped. If she
wrote
a book just about that hour conversation, it would rock the music
industry.
Not that they don’t know it goes on, but because of the names she
named.
Their perversions and kink. It is an amazing story. Ashanti (sister
-Kenashia
Douglas)/Nelly
209. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/17
It's done! My source, high in the New York publishing scene, is
insisting
the sequel fans have clamoured for is completed. 'Definitely next
year,'
the source insists regarding release date. 'Ideally early, but maybe
Summer.'
"The Winds of Winter"/George R.R. Martin; "Doors of Stone (The
Kingkiller
Chronicle #3)"/Patrick Rothfuss
210. LAINEY
GOSSIP 11/18
He’s single now so he’s free for single nights. And it seems he
has a signature one night special, something he sends afterwards so
that
he can be remembered. But before we get to that, let’s get into the
action first. The action he often enjoys on these nights is to do it
his
way all over the breasts. I quite like this move myself, with the right
person.
Now that you know this about him though? Are you thinking what I’m
thinking?
And picturing his kink and his past? Who he was with in the past? As
for
that memento, the something to remember, even though he’s famous he
has no worries Snapping to his one nights a picture of his dick. One of
the
reasons he’s probably not that concerned about his dick getting out,
though I don’t think it has (yet), is because of how it’s been
described by those who’ve seen it (and there are multiples). Here are
some of the adjectives: "big", "veiny", "massive". It’s almost as
though
he wants us to see, wants his dick pics to be shared. He does it with
such
frequency, it’s almost as though he’s daring it to happen. Sure,
if that happens, he’ll front outrage, but it’s not like he’s
particularly discerning about the recipients. It’s just that, so far,
the recipients haven’t bothered. Which makes it even better, or maybe
worse. That, perhaps, even though it’s "big, veiny, massive", the
recipients
– so far, at least – haven’t felt the need to boast about
it, about him, in particular.
Tom
Hiddleston (Taylor Swift)
211. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/18
This deluded C-list actress signed up for an ensemble movie thinking
that
all the stars will share similar screen time and similar salaries.
Think
again, bitch. It's an ensemble in name only and she's stuck in a
supporting
role. Maybe you should've waited for an actual script before signing on
for
a premise.
Rihanna
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#1**
The soon to be B list celebrity offspring of this permanent A list
model
has a big drinking problem and needs rehab.
Harry
Brant (Stephanie Seymour) (has a new line with makeup brand
MAC)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#2**
In the strangest pairing we have heard of for the entirety of 2016,
this
married permanent A list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy
Award
winner/nominee is hooking up with this foreign born to her own country
singer/reality star who also had a legal issue with coke.
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor from back in the day is known by
everyone.
He has a franchise now to go with the one he had back in the day.
Always
quiet, he does have a bit of an issue right now. He has been dating
someone
about a year. That person doesn’t know he cheated on her a few weeks
ago with a wannabe actress who took some pics of our actor in bed.
Keanu
Reeves ("The Matrix"; "John Wick")/transgender girlfriend Jamie
Clayton
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#4**
This former tweener actress turned annoying singer annoyed the
producers
of her latest project and a co-star when they all attended a press
event.
Our annoying singer was scheduled to come out from one side of the
stage
but refused because it would show off her "bad side." The entire thing
was
delayed 30 minutes so everything could be rearranged furniture and
press
location wise.
Arianna
Grande/Kristin Chenoweth (Press Junket For NBC's "Hairspray
Live!")
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#5**
Speaking of diva, a six block area had to be shut down so this A list
singer
could film a role in a cable show which is about to end its run. She
didn’t
want anyone seeing her.
Rihanna
("Bates Motel")
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#6**
His band mates don’t know but this former A+ list tweener turned singer
is back on drugs. Joe Jonas ("DNCE")
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#7**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor was A+ list when his hit television
show
was on the air. His movies struggle to match his television success.
Oh,
he does have a role on that crazy privacy show. Anyway, he was trying
to
get back together with his long long time former girlfriend but he
hooked
up with this foreign actress known for charging a fee for her, umm
services.
Jon Hamm ("Mad Men") (Jennifer Westfeldt)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#8**
If you ever wondered why this A- list mostly movie actor from a very
strong
acting family is always walking or riding a bike, it is because doctors
don’t recommend he drive with the medications he takes.
Owen
Wilson
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#9**
This almost television actor was on a hit pay cable show for a few
seasons.
Oh, he also wrote a rap that all of you know from a very hit song back
in
the day that featured a dancing cat. Yeah, anyway, our actor was out to
eat
the other night and asked for a million things and was given them all
by
a staff that bent over backwards. He stiffed them on a tip from a very
large
bill. Romany Malco ("Mad Dogs") ("Weeds") (MC Skat Kat is an
animated
cat who appeared with Paula Abdul in the video for her song "Opposites
Attract")
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee has been staying with her A list actress co-star because
she
is having trouble coping with her husband cheating on her. Cate
Blanchett/Sandra Bullock or Anne Hathaway (filming "Ocean’s
Eight")
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#11**
LATIN GRAMMY AWARDS: Continuing her long standing reputation for being
difficult,
this initialed B list singer was rude to fans and staff and anyone who
couldn’t do anything for her future success.
Becky
G
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#12**
It has been another year since this celebrity chose money and fame over
family
and has not seen her child. It has been almost three years. Lauren
Silverman
(Simon Cowell’s girlfriend)
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18 **#13**
This show ended way too soon. Canceled in its first year, it still won
an
Emmy which was awarded after the show had been canceled. Despite only
being
on the air for a season, it is incredibly popular especially at
Comic-Cons.
I went to a cast party during the week it was canceled. SHOW:
"Firefly"
(Primetime Emmy Award in 2003 for Outstanding Special Visual Effects
for
a Series)
#1 – This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who cheated on her husband to be with a co-star didn’t have a husband back when the show aired, but she did hook up with a married co-star. Morena Baccarin (Inara Serra) (left husband Austin Chick for "Gotham" co-star Ben McKenzie)
#2 – Another actor on the show who sounds like he is in an acting family almost hit an actress from the show when she told him she had an abortion in her past. He didn’t talk to her for two months. Adam Baldwin (Jayne Cobb)
#3 – This recurring actress on the show who later would star in a very hit cable show was seeing someone and everyday they would meet at noon in her trailer. Apparently she is a very dirty talker and very loud. It got to the point where people would rush and get some food and then hurry to be at her trailer right at noon. Lots and lots of people listened. Christina Hendricks ("Mad Men") (Saffron)
#4 – This B- list take what you can get actor actually has a franchise as a voice over guy for a series of cartoon movies which kind of goes with what he does in television. Anyway, back when the show aired he was closeted and had a fling with a guy on the crew. He was deathly afraid of anyone finding out he was gay because he was kicked off a previous show when he was caught making out with another guy. That show was one all of you watched. Literally everyone on it is still working today. Alan Tudyk (Hoban 'Wash' Washburne) ("Frasier" which is ironic since David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney were gay, and Kelsey Grammer is rumored to be bi-sexual)
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#1**
I don’t know what this celebrity expected in her marriage. From the
second week she started dating the A- list singer he was cheating on
her.
With everyone. So, she left him. Somehow he convinced her to come back
and
he kept cheating even days before and after their wedding. This time I
think
she really is gone for good.
Marc
Anthony/Shannon De Lima
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#2**
This foreign born Disney actor turned cable actor on a recently defunct
show
had a Disney beard for quite sometime. I think this past week has made
him
want to come out and he almost did earlier this week. Only a matter of
time
now.
Gregg
Sulkin ("Faking It") (Bella Thorne)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/producer/writer can’t stand his B+
list co-star because he thinks she is throwing him under a bus on a
daily
basis. She is. He deserves it.
Nate
Parker/Gabrielle Union ("The Birth of a Nation")
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19 **#4**
She was already having a tough time getting work because of the buzz
coming
from the set of her now completed movie. This foreign born A-/B+ list
mostly
movie actress from a former franchise is not good in this huge tent
pole
movie and production staff says it is because of what happened on set.
Her
career might need a five year reset.
Emma
Watson ("Harry Potter") ("Beauty and the Beast") (she refused to
sing/record
with other actors)
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
has spent most of her career trying to convince the public and studios
she
was one person. Apparently though, according to her own words, she is
the
exact opposite. As a result, she has almost zero work lined up as
studios
figure out what kind of career she will have moving forward.
Anna
Kendrick
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#2**
It seemed even just a few weeks ago that this was unlikely, but now it
appears
that this A list rapper and his A list reality star could be crashing
and
burning. It would be a spectacular accident, especially the fallout.
Kanye
West/Kim Kardashian
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#3**
This foreign born superhero’s marriage has been hanging by a thread
and now it looks like the reason is he is hooking up with his
co-star/difficult
to get along with actress. Chris Hemsworth/Jaimie Alexander ("Thor:
Ragnarok")
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who still has A- list
name
recognition decades after her fame making show ended took an extra $25K
from
a guy the other night and made a video with him. A tad hypocritical. Pamela
Anderson
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#1**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently there is no love lost between these
two
celebrities who share something in common and were presumably the only
two
in the building who shared that celebrity trait in common. The younger
of
the two called out the slightly older one for yachting and hooking up
with
guys for money. The older one responded it would not be long before the
younger
one did the same thing. Their unique celebrity trait brings in big
bucks.
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#2**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This former Disney actress still underage/doing
a
lot of cable shows had the best time of her life last night. She said
it
was the first time she can remember where she could attend an award
show
or premiere and not have to pretend to be dating some guy she was
bearding
for.
Bailee
Madison
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#3**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: She sounds foreign born, but she isn’t. She does
a lot of work as a singer and a writer and just hustles to make as much
money
as she can. Probably B+ list if you take into consideration her dance
tracks.
She was popping pills like candy though and by the end of the night was
a
mess.
Janelle
Monáe
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#4**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This B+ list mostly television actress who is on
a
network show that was destined to be a hit, but has really turned into
a
middling keep it on the air as a favor to the showrunner who makes the
network
so much money kind of show. Anyway, according to her driver, she kept
her
head bent down most of the drive to the show just doing one line after
the
other.
KeKe
Palmer ("Scream Queens")/Ryan Murphy
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#5**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: Just because you know you are going to win an
award
doesn’t mean you should go against doctor’s orders. It wouldn’t
shock me if this A-/B+ list singer overdoses this week.
Selena
Gomez
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#6**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: The plastic surgery done on this
singer/actress/Tony
Award winner is extensive. I think she went overboard trying to stay
young
looking for her soon to be future husband.
Idina
Menzel/Aaron
Lohr
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#7**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This foreign born B list singer who is a very
very
recent Grammy nominee is still breaking through here in the US. He
might
want to get those track marks looked at. He tried to hide them, but,
when
you got close, it was pretty evident.
James
Bay
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#8**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: I know she is married and I know she is
pregnant,
but this former A- list singer turned reality star/singer/wannabe
actress
sure was not acting the marriage part the way she was nuzzling this
record
executive after the show.
Ciara
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#9**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This foreign born B list almost network actress
from
a very long running show was complaining to several people that a
producer
she slept with for months ended up casting someone almost a decade
younger
which would put them barely legal. Probably. Our actress was drinking
shot
after shot and wouldn’t stop talking about it. Apparently the producer
texted her while she was on the red carpet specifically because he knew
he
would have several hours before she could do anything about it.
Kat
Graham ("Vampire Diaries")
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#10**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: Our favorite former tweener turned annoying
singer
did a solid yesterday. She freaked out in a way only she can when this
married
talk show host/mini Ryan Seacrest wannabe hit on her. She even did the
wagging
finger in his face thing. Ponytail was not disturbed so rest easy.
Ariana
Grande/Jason Kennedy ("American Music Awards" red carpet "E!
News")
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#11**
Without the supervision of her celebrity mom, this C+ list offspring is
now
back on drugs again. She had a chance to really move up the list with
her
music and other things but just can’t seem to stay sober long enough
to do it.
Chloe
Lattanzi (Olivia Newton John)
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#12**
She is an actress but you won’t be able to figure her out. Let me
double
check on that. Yep, just a bunch of one off guest spots. A lot of them
to
be sure, but nothing that would make you go aaah. Anyway, one of her
very
infrequent movies she started hooking up and then dating this mostly
television
actor who most of you know from one role that he played on television
and
in the movies. Things were going well until he wanted to get cast in a
movie
and offered up his girlfriend to get the part. She said no and left
him.
Kevin
Connolly/Sabina Gadecki ("Entourage")
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21 **#13**
Back in the day when I first ran across this country singer, his first
single
was about to come out. It was maybe a month or two from being released.
He
was trying to get some shows outside his local area to try and expand
his
fan base and sales. His deal depended on big sales and when that single
dropped
he wanted people to buy it and radio stations to play it. A radio
station
in one city did him a solid. They arranged for him to go on the air and
sing
his new song to a massive radio audience and would even sponsor a show
at
a club which held a few hundred people. The station did it more for the
manager
who was A+ list. Our singer was soon to be A+ list, at least in the
early
part of his career. He is probably A- list now. Maybe B+ list. Catchy
name
which is what saves him. Anyway, my first encounter with him was when
he
walked around the corner of the stage at the club where this show was
going
to be held. He said he was hungry and was looking for a N word boy to
cook
him up some food. Yep. Just like that. A guy I worked with jumped down
the
singer’s throat and said that kind of language wasn’t acceptable.
The singer replied something to the effect he was not in the KKK and
didn’t
mean anything by it. He was just having some fun. Uh huh. I assume he
was
also having fun when he started making racist Hispanic jokes and went
back
to the N word later when he told someone the only good N is a dead one.
He
was about to get the crap beaten out of him by at least a dozen people.
The
only reason they held back was they didn’t want to get fired or to give
the club or radio station a bad name. At some point, the general
manager
of the radio station overheard yet another racist comment and talked to
the
singer’s manager. The manager was appalled. Probably. I know the
manager
and will give him the benefit of the doubt but he continued to
represent
the guy because money apparently is worth more than racism. The singer
apologized. His very short set consisted of every stereotypical thing
you
could imagine. he had a jacket with a Confederate flag on the back and
one
was the backdrop behind his band. He said these things to people he
didn’t
even know. Can you imagine the things he said and did around people he
felt
comfortable with? To this day he still has not changed. Oh, he holds it
together
better around strangers but you get him around people he knows and what
he
says is even worse. Oh, before I forget. He divorce his second wife
when
he found out she once had sex with an Asian guy years earlier. Yep. He
also
told her if she tried to claim any alimony or anything like that, he
would
tell her parents she was sleeping with a lot of guys and that none were
white.
It wasn’t true, but he knew her parents would believe him and not her
so she kept quiet.
Travis
Tritt
246. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/21
Let me just give a warning to every straight male celebrity in the
world:
porn stars may have sex on camera for a living, but that doesn't mean
they'll
just drop their panties just because you had a modicum of fame. It's a
lesson
this B-list musician desperately needs to learn. He's constantly
following
porn stars on his private account and sliding into their DMs trying to
make
some magic happen. It rarely happens. 'He's got a reputation as a
creeper,'
says my porn star source. 'From Leah Gotti to Asa Akira.' Ouch. When
porn
stars consider you a 'creeper,' you should really start evaluating your
life.
247. L.A.
WEEKLY 11/21
In 1999, shortly after moving to Los Angeles to cover pop culture for
the
New York Times, I ended up in a room with someone I’d never heard of
before. She seemed to embody young Hollywood. She didn’t want to be
an actress, a singer, or a star—though she would soon become all three.
The art form she’d chosen to embrace was partying. She was with a model
friend of hers and talking about performing a sex show together for
someone
named Artie the previous night, then taking dirty photographs
afterward.
In the background, as we spoke, the movie Saving Private Ryan was
playing.
After this conversation, she proceeded to get drunk on Midori sours
(each
with six cherries in the glass), make out with David Faustino of
Married
with Children, take a hit of ecstasy, play Britney Spears songs
practically
nonstop, and have a threesome. Maybe she said what follows for
provocation
and shock value. Maybe she didn’t. You decide…
PARIS HILTON: I had a breast job when I was fourteen, but my mother
made
me take them out.
(How old are you now?)
HILTON: I’m eighteen.
(Are you working?)
HILTON: I’m thinking about posing for Playboy. They love famous
people’s kids.
(Like who?)
HILTON: I don’t know. And the only reason I’d do it is because
when my dad finds out, he’ll pay me double the money not to do it.
Later…
HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.
(Which guy?)
HILTON (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out,
but
then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw he was black and
made
an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one.
It’s gross. (pauses) Does that guy look black to you?
(How black does a guy have to be?)
HILTON: One percent is enough for me.
Vin
Diesel
248. RADAR
ONLINE 11/21
Andy Cohen isn’t afraid to kiss and tell! In Superficial, his new book
of private diary entries, the Watch What Happens Live host reveals his
nicest
and nastiest guests of all time. Andy Cohen says he once turned down a
"massive
movie star" [to be a guest on WWHL because he] refused to stand up on
air
or discuss his most famous film role. "I said let’s cancel him, it’s
not worth it and it’s not a fit," he reveals. Tom Cruise
249. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/21
Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling infamously hated each other on the set
of
The Notebook, but despite their tension off set, they still
successfully
portrayed a great romance on the screen. If only I could say the same
for
these two actors. They were tasked with that difficult task of creating
a
great on-screen romance, but completely failed with snore fest
performances
and zero chemistry. Why? Because the actors disliked each other and
unlike
Gosling and McAdams, it came out on the screen. Britt
Robertson/Scott
Eastwood (Nicholas Sparks’ "The Longest Ride")
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#1**
The best friend of this A+ list singer now turned dual threat actress
at
least for one project in each is spilling on her friend. Not only to
the
tabloids but also to that violent ex. It is how he knows where to be
when
to call or text to catch the singer at her most vulnerable.
Rihanna/Melissa
Forde/Chris Brown
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#2**
A lot of tension on set between these two A list actresses. Apparently
back
in the day, this foreign born A list actress was talked into investing
some
money with the other A lister’s ex. Our foreign born A lister still
blames the other for her loss and feels like the other A list actress
has
not ever fessed up or apologized properly.
Anne
Hathaway/Raffaello Follier/Cate Blanchett
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#3**
This original record company executive/mogul doesn’t really get angry,
but there will be repercussions against someone who outed him publicly.
It
will also probably jack up the amount he has to pay to models. Look for
the
ex-wife to come forward and tell the world how good he is in bed or
something.
Russell
Simmons/Kimora Lee Simmons (outed by Africa Bambatta’s
ex-bodyguard)
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#4**
The lies just became too much for this former B+ list mostly television
actress.
She had to split with her husband because she couldn’t keep all the
stories straight about where she was every night.
Naya
Rivera/Ryan Dorsey
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#5**
While this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has been promoting her new
movies,
her athlete husband is meeting new women in his new town. He is not
being
very discreet about it either. Gabrielle Union ("Almost
Christmas")/Dwyane
Wade (Chicago "Bulls")
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#6**
Staying in the same town as #5, this athlete in a different sport is
having
a rough year. It is going to get worse if his celebrity wife follows
through
on her divorce plans. At this point, the whole marriage is a sham
anyway.
Jay Cutler (Chicago "Bears")/Kristin Cavallari
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#7**
This world famous Olympic athlete is being blackmailed over some photos
and
cellphone videos that would probably cancel all his endorsements. Usain
Bolt; Michael Phelps
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#8**
This A/A+ list mostly movie actor who also directs is trying to spin
the
tables on a guy who is selling information about the actor. Apparently
the
actor has leaked to the tabloids that the man is crazy. He is actually
perfectly
sane and just has an incredible story to tell about the actor who wants
no
part of being near that story.
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#9**
This now former Disney star and her sibling have become two of the
biggest
cokeheads in town. They are also known for doing some crazy things for
the
coke. Things that are fun at a party but won’t keep them working long.
Bella
and Dani Thorne
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#10**
This Hunger Games actor was too drunk to drive after an event this week
but
it took several people to wrestle his car keys from him. These were
strangers
who saw him fall down several times before asking one for help to open
his
car door. He was pushing a button on his cell phone to try and get it
to
open.
Josh
Hutcherson ("L.A. Clippers" game)
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#11**
This former A list singer turned reality star turned trying to get his
career
back on track after a well deserved crash was not doing himself any
favors
last night. He said he was fiddling with his keys. That is not what
multiple
models said. They said his hand was in his pocket and doing his thing
while
asking them if they wanted to hang out later in the night.
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#12**
As famous as she is, this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an
Academy
Award winner, is not as famous as she once was. She said if she thought
she
could get back together with the ex that made her famous, she would do
so
and dump her current husband. Julia Roberts/Kiefer Sutherland
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/22 **#13**
Between now and Thanksgiving, the big blinds will all be Kindness
blinds.
Originally the one I am posting now I thought would be best on
Thanksgiving.
Then, I realized maybe you wouldn’t see it because you were busy with
friends and family. Maybe you wouldn’t see it tomorrow because you
would
be traveling or leaving work early. To me, it was important you saw it.
It
means a lot to me. Even though our subject is US born, most people in
the
US will be hard pressed to think of who our subject is, while people in
Europe
might get it in a second. While I write this, I am listening to her
music.
When I think about her, I am reminded of what a truly talented singer
she
could be. Honestly, I wish she could have sung a duet with Amy
Winehouse
just to see who could do better. I haven’t looked through every Amy
Winehouse interview or her influences, but it wouldn’t shock me to see
her mention the subject of our blind. Our subject used to be A list in
her
town but nowhere else. One of those performers who makes a ton of money
at
home, but would be forced to play for free on the road. One night,
after
a show, I had met with a group who was on the road and they wanted to
see
someone. I told them I knew the perfect person, but once they saw her
perform,
their life would change forever. People talk like that all the time. A
lot
of hyperbole. Not with our subject. Nope. If you saw her once, you
remembered
her forever. Her sets covered any kind of music being played in the
world.
No one could put her into one type of genre. Music was her genre. When
she
finished her set, I introduced her to the guys in this band. She now
had
huge fans and as usual there was talk of wanting to record with her. It
was
the same every night she performed. I asked her if she wanted to do a
shot
and she said she would but that in return I had to go help out at a
food
kitchen at 6 a.m. It sounded all good at that time of the night so I
agreed.
At 530 a.m. the phone rang and rang and when I finally answered it was
her
telling me to get my ass up and meet her there. There is where she went
every
morning. Well, most mornings. And when she finished making and boxing
all
the meals in the morning, she would spend a few hours delivering those
same
meals. This is the same person who never went to bed before 1 or 2 in
the
morning. The program had originally been designed to make and box meals
to
people with AIDS who were to ill to do it themselves. At this point in
time,
the drug cocktail was out, and things were changing, but AIDS patients
were
the main recipient. The program still exists, but now has shifted their
focus
to other people in need, including those who still need help and suffer
from
AIDS. I usually went down to help once a week or every other week. To
be
honest, it was usually only when reminded by our singer. She did a lot
of
reminding. She did a lot of wrangling. She did a lot of fundraising.
She
did so much wrangling, reminding and fundraising that the number of
meals
served tripled. She got all kinds of businesses on board. She hounded
restaurants
to have days where their proceeds would go to help the mission.
Tireless
does not begin to describe her. Until one day she was tired. Dying.
Given
a few months to live. In so much pain but she was there doing her best
everyday.
Until she couldn’t. Until the day the meals we made were for her and
taken to her. The person you would do anything for. The person who
would
do anything for you and for strangers and do it with joy in her heart
was
the one in trouble. The one who died of cancer. The one who achieved
her
greatest professional success after she died. The one who only went
number
one after she died. The thing is, for those who knew her and those who
loved
her and those who were thankful for what she did each day, she was
always
our number one. Like so many others, I loved her and miss her so very
much.
Eva
Cassidy
(The
Best of Eva Cassidy playlist)
263. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/23
Paging Dr. Melfi. A regular conversation on the therapist couch for
this
B-list actress is that she's never won the most coveted acting award of
all,
an Academy Award. 'She considers her whole career a failure because of
it,'
claims the source, 'despite have nominations.' Glenn Close
(nominated
for 6 Oscars)
264. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 11/23
This movie star beauty doesn’t have the BEST VISION and never leaves
her house without her CONTACT LENSES to correct her vision. But without
them
she is not only blind, she is cross eyed! Sometimes she is spotted out
wearing
glasses but she is never seen with just her natural eyes! She literally
couldn’t walk across a room without bumping into the furniture!
Demi
Moore
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#1**
This former A list celebrity who has had multiple chances in the same
format
has taken her fight with the parents to the child of these celebrity
parents.
It just doesn’t look good at all and is damaging her hopes for a
comeback.
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#2**
There is some confusion about exactly what was said, but this foreign
born
A+ list athlete everywhere in the world but Canada and the US might
have
come out of the closet. There are reports he did. That would also
expose
that very professional beard for what she does. Questions would be
asked.
Cristiano
Ronaldo (Irina Shayk)
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#3**
This former A- list reality star turned bizarrely spending whatever is
left
of her money is getting paid by all type of white nationalist movement
groups
because she still has a much bigger platform than any of them. She
loves
doing it.
Tila
Tequila
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#4**
Apparently there have been recent attempts at suicide by this former A+
list
rapper. He has fresh knife marks on different parts of his body.
Kanye
West
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress on a hit cable show now has much
higher
name recognition than she probably thought she would get. Apparently
she
doesn’t want to endanger her new status and paid her ex $50K to stay
quiet about dates and timelines. Her friends are all selling some very
damaging
information about her to tabloids.
Meghan
Markle ("Suits")/dating Prince Harry
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#6**
This rapper turned convict turned rapper with the brand for a name is
trying
to make everyone believe he loves women. He pretends, but he is so into
guys
and has left a long trail of them behind.
Gucci
Mane
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#7**
Night and day for this A-/B+ list foreign born mostly movie actress.
That
is what the press are calling her interviews for the franchise that
recently
suffered a big fail compared to the interviews she is doing now just a
month
later. She feels she is finally getting the credit she deserves and is
not
a fan of the A+ lister she co-starred with recently.
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#8**
This A- list mostly television actress has a new pay cable show to go
with
the long long long running hit pay cable show she had in the past.
Apparently
she told her housekeeper and cook they needed to work tomorrow because
she
wants to throw a party. She had told them they could have the day off
as
recently as a week ago, but changed her mind. Our actress might have no
help
forever unless she changes her mind back. Sarah Jessica Parker
("Divorce"
and "Sex and the City")
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#9**
This foreign born singer has had success in his own country singing.
His
greatest success though has been through reality television in his
country
and a past relationship he exploited the hell out of for publicity.
Now,
with someone else, he was cheating on his wife with another woman,
while
his wife was in the hospital.
Peter
Andre (ex - Katie Price)/wife Emily MacDonagh just had a baby
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#10**
This former celebrity turned reality star turned girlfriend of an A
lister
is still sleeping with the same actor she has been sleeping with for a
decade.
All through relationships and her marriage, she never stops hooking up
with
that guy. He just didn’t have enough money/fame for her to marry. Stacy
Keibler/Geoff Stults (dated George Clooney and Jamie Foxx) (married
Jared
Pobre)
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#11**
Our favorite foreign born escort who used to be a B lister in her
country
and has done the acting thing here and there and some radio and some
reality
and dated a musician here from a musical family was wasted out of her
mind
on coke at an awards show this week. Sweating like she was going to die
right
there at the show.
Sophie
Monk (2016 Aria Awards)
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#12**
Usually, just like in a real relationship, when a beard relationship
dies,
there is some kind of announcement. Not the case with this foreign born
actor
who loves taking his shirt off and that foreign born model he was
dating.
She went back to her ex and no tabloid said a word. They hyped up the
relationship and then poof, crickets. It is like it never happened.
Alexander Skarsgård/Alexa Chung
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/23 **#13**
This singer has nearly gone broke multiple times because of his
generosity,
I first met him way back in the day. He was just becoming a star. In
his
corner of the entertainment world he is probably a permanent A lister.
He
is foreign born and a multiple Grammy Award nominee/winner. He came to
the
US illegally when he was a teen. Since he has made it big, he has taken
certain
causes under his wing. Yes, I used the word wing because it is the day
before
Thanksgiving. Also, it is holiday related. Thanksgiving included. Our
singer
noticed that some of his cousins never made it to holiday celebrations.
The
reason? The owners of farms treated Thanksgiving as a normal Thursday.
They
might take off slightly early, but it was still a Thursday and farming
needed
to be done. Enter our singer. He started meeting with farmers and
discovered
that about half the farmers would actually be willing to not work on
Thanksgiving
and other holidays but that the workers wanted to work because they
needed
the money. The farmers couldn’t afford to pay for no work being done.
The profit margins were too thin. So, our singer stepped in and paid
the
salaries for about 100 farm workers that year for Thanksgiving and
Christmas.
From those humble beginnings, he now not only pays for about 2500
farmers
not to work those two days, he also spends tens of thousands of more
dollars
to buy them all meals for their families for each of those days.
278. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/24
This C-lister is getting hungry for fame and attention. They recently
had
a new project released and in order to promote it, they seriously
considered
doing a sit-down interview, where they would talk about the sexual
abuse
they suffered and mention the name of the famous sexual predator. 'They
spoke
it over with their publicist and a lawyer,' says the source, 'and the
publicist
threatened to drop them if they went through with it.'
Corey
Feldman
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#1**
Several writers have quit this middling network sitcom which is new to
the
air this year. The reason? Politics actually. The A list dual threat
actor
who is often under this comedy umbrella and the majority of his writers
are
from one political party and the ones who quit are from another. They
just
couldn’t get along at all.
Kevin
James ("Kevin Can Wait")
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#2**
It is amazing how quickly the illness of this foreign born model turned
reality
star went away when she was the one who would have to start paying for
treatment.
Suddenly, everything is great and illness free.
Yoland
(David Foster) Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Lyme
Disease
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#3**
This foreign born B- list celebrity offspring of permanent A listers
got
his girlfriend pregnant. Mommy will not be happy. Brooklyn Beckham
(David
and Victoria Beckham)
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24 **#4**
She doesn’t know it yet, but this B list actress who has a canceled
television show every couple of years or some straight to on demand
movie
a couple of times a year, got her new tv job because of the producer.
He
doesn’t believe in her acting talent but has always wanted to hook up
with the married actress since he saw her in an iconic teen movie which
is
the only reason she has a career. He thinks having her around all the
time
will give him his shot.
Actress: Alicia Silverstone
Iconic role: Cher ("Clueless")
New show: "American Woman"
Producer: John Riggi or John Wells
283. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/25
I just got this email from one of my best sources: 'She's not really
Jewish.
She's an Atheist. She wasn't raised Christian. She's not liberal. She's
not
conservative. She's a libertarian. That's all.' Ivanka Trump
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#1**
This former awful actress turned reality star is going to keep having
babies
like a Duggar since there is a $1M incentive for each child from her
wealthy
family.
Tori
Spelling
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#2**
Our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort
is
avoiding her second home like the plague. Way too many people she owes
money
to there. She now prefers to stay in other parts of Europe when at all
possible.
Lindsay
Lohan (London)
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#3**
This band which has had a pretty good 2016 is banned for one year from
getting
any of these music awards after they broke the rules and publicly
explained
how the awards are bought and paid for. I have told you for years, but
I
think it might be the first time one of the bands has said anything.
"Twenty
One Pilots"/American Music Awards
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/26 **#4**
A couple of cracks in the nice guy armor for this barely A+ list mostly
movie
actor who made his fame on network television. Our actor, who has
remained
mum on certain political issues has not remained mum about what he
thinks
of pet owners who treat their pets like kids. Some really bad things
about
cat owners. Oh, and he is also Paris Hilton attentive and loyal when it
comes
to pets.
Chris
Pratt
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#1**
This foreign born A+ list celebrity hates the new actress girlfriend.
Our
A+ lister is usually super quiet about her feelings, but not this time.
Basically
it is as close to blast as she does.
Kate
Middleton/Meghan Markle
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#2**
This former A+ list singer doesn’t care about the show, he just wants
to have sex with the singer turned actress lead.
John
Mayer/Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/27 **#3**
This technically married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress spent the
night
with her boyfriend for the first time ever. Previously, they had not
spent
more than 3 or 4 hours together. Must be getting serious.
Jennifer
Garner
291. MR.
X 11/27
What closeted A+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee spent Thanksgiving
with
his beard and his longtime boyfriend? She tagged along because she was
there
to sleep with a rich guy for the promise of a high profile spokesperson
gig.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Nina Agdal
292. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 11/28
This reality wife’s marriage might look like perfection — but the
wedded bliss came at a price. Her husband was busted cheating with a
co-worker,
and the scandalous discovery was met by a scheme to cover the dirty
deed.
The wife has an image to protect, so her cheating husband cracked open
his
wallet to pay for his mistake. The woman was paid off, and sent away —
pocketing a tidy six figures for her trouble. The couple resumed their
fanciful
life of luxury — selling their united front. The duo bandaged the scar
on their marriage — and few know about the plot to cover the truth.
A side reality player spilled the scalding tea — but a threatened
network
was bullied into silence. The tawdry secret taints the couple’s story,
but a pristine facade remains intact for these reality champs. Heather
and Terry Dubrow ("Real Housewives of Orange County")
293. PEREZ
HILTON 11/28
What talk show host pressures their employees to adopt dogs, even when
they
feel forced to and don't really want one???? Ellen DeGeneres
294. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/28
I've heard this industry rumour several times over the last couple of
years,
so I'm starting to think there may be some fire with the smoke.
Apparently
these two B-list television actors are in a relationship. There's a
large
age difference and they allegedly hit it off when he was playing her
father
on their hit television show. They've worked together quite frequently
since
and the rumour continues to circle them both. It's yet to be addressed
by
either of them and hasn't leaked out into the mainstream press. Lena
Headey/Charles Dance ("Games of Thrones"; "Pride and Prejudice and
Zombies")
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#1**
This foreign born A list rapper/singer canceled a recent gig because he
was
wasted out of his mind on some drugs he bought in the country that hit
him
like no other drugs previously.
Drake
(Abu Dhabi)
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#2**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress just had a big double
payday.
She showed up and got paid by her beard and also got paid almost six
figures
for one night with a very wealthy man who is the reason she went on
this
trip. She isn’t so much into the beard thing.
Rita
Ora/Lewis Hamilton
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#3**
In what might be the quickest hotel room trashing of all time, this
former
A+ list singer turned A- lister who likes to act got ticked off at her
people.
She thought they didn’t do a good enough job keeping her away from fans
and let them, and her hotel room have it. 30 minutes after checking in,
she
had to move into another suite. She had to cough up an extra damage
deposit
before the hotel would let her.
Lady
Gaga
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#4**
His wife had to wait patiently OUTSIDE their car, while this foreign
born
A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spent
an
hour applying makeup just perfectly for a quick photo op. The
application
of the makeup took twice as long as the appearance.
Eddie
Redmayne/Hannah Bagshawe (met Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall)
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor turned parody of himself was
beyond
sick by the time he finished boozing it up while getting paid for an
appearance.
He had been doing better, but this was over the top.
David
Hasselhoff
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#6**
Just because she was doing some charity work was no reason why this B
list
mostly television actress from a pay cable show shouldn’t bring her
personal pap to the event. The great thing in her mind was she also
took
a cut from the photos that were taken of other celebrities.
Emmy
Rossum
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#7**
Apparently my favorite sister of this foreign born A-?B+ list mostly
movie
actress was with a guy who thought she she look younger. So, she went
to
a plastic surgeon who did a horrible job. Just awful. When the guy saw
how
it looked, he dumped her.
Monica
Cruz/Penelope Cruz
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#8**
As far as I know it has been at least a decade since this foreign born
singer
who used to be married to an A lister was with a man. That all changed
this
week with an old friend he met at a club for some drinks. Gavin
Rossdale
(Gwen Stefani)
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#9**
"Could I have just a half glass of wine please," turned into about
twenty
more of those half glasses in the four hour flight back to LAX for this
B-
list mostly movie actress who has A+ list name recognition but not
because
of her acting career. Our actress did not drive herself or her kid(s)
home
after the flight.
Katie
Holmes (Suri)
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#10**
I suppose it could be a keep your enemies closer type thing, but,
despite
all the whispers and my blind item and everyone else seemingly in on
it,
this A- list celebrity in her profession continues to hang out with the
former
A list mostly movie actress who not that long ago had sex with the soon
to
be ex husband of the A- list celebrity.
Jennifer
Meyer (Tobey Maguire)/Kate Hudson
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#11**
This extremely controversial former A+ list mostly movie actor has
banned
his girlfriend from the set of his new movie because he has a porn star
visiting
him at work each day this week. Probably just to chat.
Mel
Gibson/pregnant Rosalind Ross ("The Professor and the Madman")
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#12**
Look for a full on PR blitz by this Academy Award winning actress. She
is
going to prove to the world that her marriage is strong. It isn’t, but
she thinks she can still hide the bad. Lots of cracks. Getting bigger.
Too
many people with too many stories about her celebrity husband. Nicole
Kidman/Keith Urban
(Keith’s
drug addiction)
(couple
retreat)
(Keith’s
affair)
(Nicole’s
affair with Colin Farrell)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/28 **#13**
This is not true in all cases, but it happens enough to the point where
there
is some correlation. What is that correlation? You are more likely to
be
a self centered jerk if you are a one hit wonder. What is crazy is that
at
least in my experience, the jerkiness is in place before the verdict is
in
whether they or he or she will have another hit. My belief is they know
they
got lucky. Deep down inside they know they got lucky and don’t have
anything like that in them again. Maybe a friend wrote the song or
someone
who was in the band for just a brief moment. You can usually spot that
kind
of thing by looking at the rest of the record. Does that one song sound
completely different than anything else on the record. I don’t know
why it is, but there are much more male one hit wonder jerks than
female.
Anyway, here are some of the one hit wonder a-hole moments I have
witnessed.
#1 – This one hit wonder group from a few years ago was 100% a-hole. I actually hated the song and was glad it didn’t make number one. It did make the top 5 though. They were already pricks before the song, so this just made things worse. While their song was on the way up the charts they had a photo shoot on a yacht here in LA. They wanted to make the most of it and invited a bunch of women. The yacht maybe went a mile off shore. It wasn’t much. Apparently there was one woman there who didn’t want to have sex with any of the guys in the band so they grabbed her and threw her overboard. She couldn’t swim. And you know what? They didn’t care. Several people rescued her and the a-holes told the rescuers they shouldn’t have rescued her and she was probably lying about not being able to swim and she deserved to go overboard because who comes out for this kind of thing who doesn’t want to have sex with a guy in the band.
#2 – This next a-hole didn’t quite crack the top 20. Famous name. Famous family. They were probably a-holes too. Our one hit wonder is the "featuring" on this song. The main singer all of you know. Seriously. Anyway, our a-hole was on a flight from LA to New York. He was in Business Class and seated next to this teenage girl who was maybe 15. She was traveling alone, but I never figured out her circumstances. Whether she was an actress or did an upgrade or what. Anyway, before the place even takes off, he is offering her booze. She said no. In the air he is offering her more booze and some kind of pill he was crushing and snorting. She said no. He is getting more wasted and more aggressive. When she keeps saying no, he goes into a rant about she thinks her p***y is too good for him or is she some f**king lesbian because everyone wants to suck his d**k and that she should feel lucky he is even talking to her. It starts getting louder and the girl is literally shaking and crying. Turns out there was a marshal on the flight. He talks to our a-hole and moves him to the opposite side of the plane for the rest of the flight. A flight attendant sat with the teen the rest of the flight. Nothing happened to the a-hole. They made him wait until after the teen left the plane before he could get his stuff but no charges were filed and he was never even detained.
308. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/29
A friend and I were discussing celebrities and their religious beliefs
a
couple of years ago and he pointed out a curious trend, mentioning that
most
lose their faith and their religion when they're deep within the
entertainment
industry, but a remarkable amount return to religion in their later
years,
and the belief gives them a peace away from the industry. This A-lister
is
our latest example. She left her childhood faith, but over the past 5
years
she's gradually returned to the fold. It's one in a series of
life-changing
decisions over the last 10 years that she's made.
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#1**
The woman who calls herself the girlfriend of this foreign born dual
threat
A- list mostly movie actor not named Benedict Cumberbatch has been
telling
the paps where the couple is going so they can be outed as a couple.
The
last thing this actor wants is any type of relationship outing.
Tom
Hiddleston
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#2**
This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise
might
get that designation back when her big new movie is released.
Apparently
she has gone through a series of boyfriends who all get tired of the
fact
our actress refuses to go out in public with them except under very
rare
circumstances. Also, even though they may be having sex, she insists
there
be no public displays of affection just in case a pap or a fan sees
them.
She has a million other rules about going out.
Emma
Watson ("Beauty and the Beast")
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is a celebrity offspring of a
former
A lister. Anyway, our actor, avoids going home for the holidays because
he
has to find some woman to be his girlfriend. His family would not be
supportive
of our actor being out. So, he stays in the closet to them and the
public.
Scott Caan
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#4**
This former superhero had a slip a few weeks ago in his sobriety so has
had
to back off from that actress we all love. They just trigger each
other.
Not a good thing. Andrew Garfield/Emma Stone
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#5**
This former A/A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring
has
basically handed over her kid(s) to nannies and relatives. She feels
like
the kid(s) is/are holding her back. Kate Hudson
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#6**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who likes to go full
frontal
was probably not thinking about his actress girlfriend when he hooked
up
with the front desk clerk at a hotel where he was staying while
promoting
his latest movie.
Michael
Fassbender/Alicia Vikander ("Assassin's Creed")
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#7**
Apparently this A- list singer who is not only a Grammy nominee/winner
but
also an Academy Award nominee/singer is seriously ill. He has been
dropping
weight like crazy over the past six months.
Sam
Smith
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#8**
Apparently this stand up comedian/actor has cut off all contact with
this
A+ list mostly movie actress after he finally got her hints. He has now
set
his sights on this A- list mostly movie actress who I wrote about
earlier.
She has already put him in the friend zone too.
Comedian/actor:
Aziz Ansari
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
A- list actress: Emma Stone
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#9**
Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actress craves more of
those
shiny Oscars. She laid down the law the other day with her manager and
agent
and publicist. She wants another one. Apparently her people then did
some
yelling and now the movie in which she starred is being released again.
Yep,
throw in the face of voters one more time. She already knows she has a
Golden
Globe nomination. Those reporters are scared to death to go against
her.
Meryl
Streep ("Florence Foster Jenkins")
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#10**
With this A list reality star with a side gig saying no to a bearding
gig,
our A list athlete is trying his hardest to convince an actress who may
say
yes, just to get back at the network reality star who cheated on her
with
a different reality star who runs in the same circles as our first
reality
star.
A
list reality star/side gig: Kendall Jenner
A
list athlete: Odell Beckham Jr.
Actress:
Zendaya
Different reality star: Valentin Chmerkovskiy
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#11**
Even in death there is feuding. This former B+ list mostly television
actress
who has made a living from the same role for over four decades is
refusing
to grant any interviews to networks or other media outlets that speak
to
any of her former cast members. Since everyone wants her interview they
do
it and freeze everyone else out.
Maureen
McCormick (Marcia Brady "The Brady Bunch")/death of Florence
Henderson
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/29 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult singer has the
gift
that keeps on giving. I thought he had it for ages, but it turns out it
is
pretty recent and he is freaking out about it. Justin Bieber
321. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 11/30
Paging Alcoholics Anonymous! This A-list television star was removed
from
set due to his inebriation. He was taken to his trailer to 'cool down'
and
sleep it off. They managed to work around him for that one day, but he
better
shape up because he is the star of the show.
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#1**
This initialed rapper/actor/reality star is going to go ballistic when
he
finds out his wife slept with an A lister from a different corner of
the
entertainment world. It doesn’t matter that our rapper has slept with
hundreds of women during his marriage, he expects his wife to stay
faithful.
T.I./Tiny/Floyd
Mayweather
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#2**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor was forced by his wife to
hit
a red carpet with a strained happy face. There were no smile before or
after
the photographers. Everything is miserable.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter (Porter Magazine's Incredible Women Letters
Live
Special Performance)
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#3**
This aging, very tall B+ list mostly movie actress has now gone up
three
breast sizes in the past two years. She is convinced it is getting her
more
work after having trouble in the year prior to her first surgery.
Uma
Thurman (ex-fiancé Arpad Busson 'wants to prohibit actress from taking
her daughter to Europe while she films new movie')
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#4**
This HGTV mega star with multiple shows keep spinning yarns about
girlfriends.
Maybe, he should just start talking about all the guys he hooks up with
which
is a reality, unlike the girlfriends.
Jonathan
Scott ("Property Brothers")
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#5**
As the buzz surrounding her movie continues to get louder, it is
getting
much harder for this future Academy Award nominee to hide the cheating
she
is doing with a co-star. Her boyfriend still seems blissfully unaware.
Ruth
Negga (Dominic Cooper)/Joel Edgerton ("Loving")
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#6**
A little coke bloat for this barely A+ list mostly movie actor who
hasn’t
used coke since his early days in Hollywood. He looked really bad at a
recent
press event for his new movie.
Tom
Cruise
("Jack Reacher")
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#7**
Instead of just breaking up with her boyfriend, this A list mostly
television
actress on a very hit, very long running network show, continues to
stay
with him. She busted him cheating but is so afraid of what the "world"
will
think about her failing yet again in love that she just puts up with
it.
Kaley
Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#8**
This lead actor in a USA series wore an ugly Christmas sweater to a
party
this weekend that had photos of dead African American police shooting
victims
on it. Beneath the photo was a sentence that said, "You know these N
word
wouldn’t have voted for Trump." He was asked to leave five minutes
after
he got there.
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actress got two of her co-stars to join
her
in a demand for a raise for their pay cable show. Instead of a raise,
the
show got canceled. It was on the fence of getting renewed and the
actress
pushed it over the edge for everyone else, cast and crew.
Lizzy
Caplan/Caitlin FitzGerald and Michael Sheen ("Masters of Sex")
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#10**
KINDNESS: Before he became an actor, he was a policeman. Before he was
a
policeman, this recurring actor on a network superhero show was just a
regular
guy who, during 9/11 was trying to rescue survivors from the World
Trade
Center.
J.W.
Cortes (Detective Alvarez "Gotham")
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#11**
This A/A- list singer who misspells everyone’s favorite part of the
week needs rehab. The coke use is out of control, especially since he
split
with his celebrity girlfriend who was trying to keep him somewhat
grounded.
The Weeknd (Bella Hadid)
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/30 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult singer is acting
more
erratic. He told a woman he was having sex with the other day that she
needed
to hold the bible while they were having sex. He also kept telling her
they
were unclean.
Justin
Bieber
334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 & 30 **#13**
PART
ONE:
Over the past decade that I have been doing this, from time to time
I
have been offered recordings. Either for sale, or sometimes for no
other
reason that people just don’t want the responsibility for hanging on
to what they have. Most of those recordings I still have in my
possession.
I don’t have any desire to see things in the videos released. Most of
the videos are not sexual. None were stolen or hacked. The vast
majority
of the recordings are celebrities doing a wide variety of drugs and
they
let themselves be recorded doing so. I do have a couple of recordings
of
celebrities having sex. I also have some recordings that combine sex
and
drugs. One of the recordings no longer in my possession is what this
blind
is about. This was almost a decade ago. I was at a party with some
friends.
Nothing crazy. It was a birthday party and the location of the house
where
we were celebrating was chosen because you could walk to a lot of
clubs.
No Uber back then. But, it was close enough where everyone could
stumble
back to this house. At the club, the first person I saw was this at the
time
A- list mostly television actress. A+ list name recognition. All of you
know
her. She is probably B+ list or even B now because she does not act
much
any longer. The thing is though she still has A+ list name recognition.
She
was at the club because the individual with the birthday was one of her
best
friends. I could tell the actress was not much of a drinker. She gave
it
a shot and after drinking for just a little while, you could tell why
she
was not much of a drinker. She got drunk quick. I mean within 45
minutes
she was barely able to stand. I guess it had been her plan to stay at
the
club until her actor boyfriend could get there and they would leave
together.
He was still going to be a couple of hours, so two of us came up with
the
bright idea we would support her and keep her moving for the short walk
to
this house we were using as a base for that night. It may or may not
surprise
you to know that this was about my 20th time helping some celebrity out
of
a spot where you didn’t want to be seen by anyone in that condition.
Especially her. She played off that goody goody image big time. She
would
not want the world to see her drunk. The only tricky spot we were going
to
have to worry about was by the front door and the people lined up. We
managed
to just kind of dwarf her to the point it almost didn’t look like there
was anyone between us. When we got through the crowd it was just a
matter
of basically carrying her to the house. We arrived, and the key that
was
supposed to be under the mat wasn’t there. So, I was left alone with
her while the other person ran back to the club and got the key to the
place.
It was sometime in early spring when this happened and it was kind of
cold
at night. I think the night air sobered her up a little. Not much, but
just
a little. We started talking and I said I or someone would let her
boyfriend
know where she was and to pick her up at the house. She then asked me
for
my phone number. I asked her if she wanted me to put it in her phone
but
she said no. Just to write my number down and give it to her. I did.
She
then handed me her phone and told me to keep it until she called me for
it.
At that point, the other person arrived back with the key and we
carried
the actress into the house and put her on the couch. We put a blanket
over
her and went back to the club.
PART
TWO: My friend and I returned back to the club, the phone of
the
actress safely in the back pocket of my pants. Beginning about an hour
after
we got back to the club, my butt starts vibrating. A lot. I had
forgotten
about the phone until then. I didn’t forget about it again. The actress
specifically told me she would call my phone when she wanted her phone
back.
When I looked down at the phone it said the name of her boyfriend. I
debated
picking it up, but she had been pretty clear about her instructions. It
was
the only time she appeared relatively coherent the entire night. The
thing
is, I didn’t want to press ignore and I didn’t want to mess with
the settings on her phone to take it off vibrate. I was afraid I would
accidentally answer it. I was also scared to sit with it in my back
pocket
for fear my butt would answer it. So, for the next three hours until
the
battery finally died I watched a vibrating phone be called 142 times.
That
missed number just kept climbing. Interestingly enough, the boyfriend
never
left a voice mail or sent a text. He just kept calling and calling and
calling.
Meanwhile, my phone was silent. I knew she had my number. I also told
myself
that she could contact the birthday person and get my phone number that
way.
When her phone finally died I realized just how tense the whole thing
had
been with those calls. When they stopped, I got hammered. Instead of
going
back to the meetup house I decided to cab home. The next day was a
Saturday.
I never left the house. Not because of a hangover but because I didn’t
want to go do anything and be forced to interrupt my day when the
actress
eventually called me for her phone. The whole day and night went by and
I
didn’t hear from her. Not a peep. At some point that night I wondered
if I should try and contact her through our mutual friend, but decided
it
could wait until Sunday. So, Sunday morning about 10 she gives me a
call.
She asks me to meet her at a restaurant and offers to buy me brunch for
my
trouble. I never turn down free food and this place she wanted to meet
has
one of the best buffet brunches, so I was in. An hour later, I handed
her
the phone and started eating. A lot. One thing about me is that I am
not
shy when it comes to food. You can be an actress who never eats and can
sip
a glass of water for two hours but I am still going to eat in front of
you.
A lot. This particular actress did eat. No carbs, but she ate. We were
seated
outside which is where you want to sit if you don’t want anyone to
notice
you. People do, but only the people who are seated next to you. You
don’t
want to be a celebrity and be inside on a walking path between a table
and
the buffet. I once watched Steve Buscemi take an hour to eat one
omelette
because he had to keep stopping to take selfies or sign autographs for
fans.
It was during award season when that happened and I tend to find my way
there
at that time of the year to see if I can spot anything. I told myself
that
he would never sit in that spot again. I was wrong. One week later he
was
in the same exact spot and the same exact thing happened to him. Maybe
he
liked the attention. Anyway, back to the outside and our actress. I
came
back with a massive plate of food. She waited until I sat down and with
that
smile she does so well, she said, "So, what did you think of it?" I had
no
idea what she was referring to. Did she mean all the missed calls from
the
boyfriend? I asked her and she said, "I know you must have looked at
it.
I would have." I had no clue what she was talking about. I told her so.
She
asked me over and over for the next five minutes if I was sure I had
not
seen what was on the phone. I told her about all the missed calls and
that
the phone died and I hadn’t touched it since. I did charge it for her,
but never turned it back on after it died. I think she finally believed
me.
She said the reason she believed me was because of the way I was
looking
at her. I still had no idea what she was talking about. I had turned
down
a drink when I sat down, but I was regretting that now. She turned on
her
phone and when it powered up, she did some things and then turned the
phone
towards me. What I saw was her having sex with a guy. She was on top,
fully
topless by the way and the guy, who you couldn’t see was holding the
camera up while our actress orgasmed. Loudly. She let me watch about 15
seconds
of it before pulling it back. I told her that I had definitely not seen
that
before. Apparently the guy in the video was not her boyfriend. It was a
guy
she was seeing on the side and thinking of a way to tell her boyfriend
it
was over. Her boyfriend was being crazy jealous the past few weeks and
knew
something was up and was acting like a stalker. She knew that if she
was
passed out drunk, he would go through her phone. At night when she was
sleeping
she would keep it under her pillow, but she knew during a drunk induced
sleep,
he would pull it out and she would never know. So, she gave it to me.
She
said the only reason she did was that since I was a lawyer I probably
wouldn’t go try selling it. I think at some point during the brunch
I was looking her way and she said, that was how she expected me to
look
if I had seen the video. I hadn’t acted that way so she believed me
and that was also the reason she showed me the video rather than just
telling
me. I didn’t ask about the guy or the boyfriend. We just ate and talked
about other stuff. She broke up with the boyfriend the next week and
eventually
the guy in the video too. About two months later, maybe a little more I
ran
into her at the same place. I think it was Easter. She was with some
members
of her family going in while I was leaving. I walked straight up to her
without
her really noticing me. She was talking to a family member. I said,
"Excuse
me. I don’t mean to bother you, but do you think I could borrow your
phone for a minute or two." During the first part of that sentence as
she
was turning and focusing on me, I think she thought the last part of
the
sentence was going to be asking her for a photo or an autograph. So,
when
her brain registered the last part of the sentence you could see by her
facial
expression that she was not expecting it but then she focused in on me
and
a fraction of a second later smiled that smile of hers and laughed
while
she said, "F**k off." I turned around and started walking out and I
could
hear her family member asking what that was all about and the actress
telling
the family member they wouldn’t want to know.
Actress: Nicollette Sheridan
Boyfriend: Michael Bolton
Guy in video: David Spade
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