NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

"He’s one of the biggest tricks ever!" The first of today’s two blind items is lookin’ like the latest hot thot sizzlin’ on Hollywood’s bidding block. You know, being that the breezy season is far behind her — and the streets are whispering that she "most likely picked-up" a smash proposal for $25K. "I’ve seen a lot and he’s a super trick. I heard he offered ____ twenty-five stacks for her to f*ck him." Which brings us to blind item #2 … He’s a masked mystery man who’d have no problem passing himself off as "the Black version of one of them Duck Dynasty dudes". That’s because his face hasn’t seen the light of day since 2008 … "She ain’t trying to be a basketball wife — but you know she didn’t walk away from that paper, right?" The Drop: "If she did take the money -, he would have asked her to be her regular and we’ll see them taking pics as a couple. If and when you ever see them two together remember it’s a hooker with her client." It would seem that Moses, Jr. ain’t the only one that see this NBA baller as a dude who rides dirty. Now, can you guess the point guard and the onetime loyal heaux I’m talkin’ about? Karrueche Tran/James Harden

Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge the IRS! After Wesley Snipes went down for tax evasion, this A-list actor got in touch with the IRS and admitted he hadn't been paying taxes for several years because he was 'confused' by the entire process. They worked out a deal and the IRS hit him with a 7/8 number figure, which he paid off without scandal. He must've been too dumb to hire an accountant, I guess. Vince Vaughn

This foreign born actress used to be A list. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Everyone always sees her in the same type role no matter how many other types of movies she does. She wants to work more but she doesn’t want to hire a nanny and her husband doesn’t want to have to adult all the time while she is gone. Problems at home. Keira Knightley/James Righton

The point was to name drop and get publicity for the three of them. The two A listers and a B lister got the publicity even though the focus of their story wasn’t true. Taylor Swift/Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively (that Taylor wore the actual "Deadpool" costume for Halloween)

This former child star turned tweener actress turned fired tweener actress turned singer was talking about Satanic rituals. Everyone assumed it was some type of Halloween thing. Nope. She even does sacrifices of animals. Taylor Momsen

This talk show host will be in for a rough time if she decides on this former actor as her co-host. The actor and his significant other want to host together and won’t stop until they force out the talk show host. Kelly Ripa/Jerry O'Connell (Rebecca Romijn)

Must be tough for this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress to be filming a movie when you know your husband is sharing the bed of another while you are out of town. Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton (Harriet Dyer)

Our favorite pro beard/decent actress has been hooking up with a guy for the past three months. She is playing with fire if she gets busted. It won’t matter that her relationship isn’t real. It will still look like she was cheating and take a big fall. Olivia Munn (Aaron Rodgers)

Halloween. The time of year when closeted female A list athletes can bring their long time girlfriend to a party as long as the girlfriend is wearing a mask. Maria Sharapova

With his last show crashed and burned right off the television landscape, this former heartthrob turned serial cheater doesn’t have a way to easily cheat on his long suffering wife. Sets are great for it, but not home so he has at least one meeting a day between 10 and 2 away from the house. Don Johnson ("Blood & Oil")

Despite what she says publicly, this A+ list singer has sex all the time. She just didn’t have it with her now ex. Mariah Carey/James Packer

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/01 **#10**
A friend of this female A list tennis player was arrested for blackmailing one of her escorting customers. Apparently the name of the tennis player came up because the tennis player meets these wealthy men and then introduces them to her friends for a cut of what the men pay her friends.

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/01 **#11**
Not one, but both members of this celebrity couple are closeted. I’m not sure why unless it is because the B-/C+ list actress of the pair thinks someone might hire her for something other than non-hyperlinked Wikipedia movies and her sexual orientation would compound her bad acting. The other member of this couple is a celebrity offspring of someone with A+ list name recognition/sometime reality star. Abby Chapman/Patrick Schwarzenegger

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/01 **#12**
If you are this celebrity offspring B+ list actress hoping for another season of your show who is also a frequent drug user, it might be best to actually move your still hot to the touch meth pipe from the center cup holder and put it in a glove box. If you did that, valets wouldn’t notice it. Probably. Oh, and the burn marks on your fingers are getting out of control. That is coming from me, and not the valet. I don’t think he noticed. The valets there that night all think you are a very good tipper. Emma Roberts ("Scream Queens")

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/01 **#13**
LIFE ON THE ROAD! This month marks the 10th anniversary of the site, so each weekday in the big blind, I will do what everyone seems to like the most (other than shipper fans) and write about things that happened to me or that I was there to witness that you would find interesting. Many, like today, will be music related. I have seen some crazy things happen when a band or singer is on the road. These are the top 4 things I have seen and not yet told you about from bands or singers you could realistically guess. So, despite the goodness that abounds in stories about groups like Pavement or The Sundays or Ned’s Atomic Dustbin, they won’t find their way in here.

#1 – There was this now deceased former A list singer who had two women alternating orally servicing him while he carefully lit his spoonful of heroin, drew it into a needle and found a vein. He timed it so he reached orgasm at the same time the drug went into his arm. Scott Weiland

#2 – This group used to be A+ list. The group still exists, but it has gone through so many changes, it just hasn’t been the same since the original breakup. Anyway, when the band got back together, they went on tour to support their first new record in awhile. They had a sold out show and the band didn’t start playing until three hours after their scheduled time. Reason? They were playing Monopoly. With real money. None of them trusted the other to leave the game alone while they performed so they sat there in their bus playing and drinking for three hours until the game concluded. They then went in to perform but were so wasted from drinking they lasted about 20 minutes before calling it quits. Van Halen

#3 – This singer was for the briefest of times A list. His story makes it in here just because the people that loved his group love this guy. A lot. Two great albums. The group made other records but people talk about these two. Anyway, I was at a show watching them play and the singer’s girlfriend, who of course was a model, kept motioning him to come to the stage where, apparently she was giving him tips and notes about his performance. This was happening every few minutes. Finally he walks over to the side of the stage, takes off his guitar and starts hitting her with it. She crumples to the ground and he gets in one more big swing before people tackle him to the ground. Oh, the band is still playing while all of this is going on. The girlfriend gets carried backstage. The singer grabs his guitar and goes back on stage and finishes the song after about the 10th time through for the band and acts like nothing happened. A month later I was asking the road manager about the girlfriend and if she was ok and what had happened. Turns out, two days after he beat her they got married.

#4 – I have seen some awful behavior by bands. Things that would make your stomach turn, but this British band is by far the worst when it comes to human decency. I will focus on the most well known member of the band. You all know who he is. If you have read gossip sites for any length of time, you know who he is. I was there with the band for just two days. Just two. This member we are discussing did the following over the course of the two days to groupies. a) Made a female teen take a handful of unknown pills and get naked before making her orally service three other guys before her chance with him. When she did get to him he slapped her and told her she was ugly and a w**re. Later, he found her passed out from the drugs he had given her. He spray painted the word w**re on her naked body. b) Made a male teen get naked and get peed on by multiple guys before our band member took a microphone and inserted it into the teen’s anal cavity. c) The forced ingesting of unknown drugs was common. Pills, smoking, snorting. The more innocent they looked, the more he would make them do. He said he loved getting people addicted. d) He made women have sex with other women or guys and guys have sex with other guys. His combination imagination was extensive. Pete Doherty

The marriage of this foreign born A list superhero and his actress wife is hanging on by a thread. He is living at his parent’s house and hooking up with a reality show judge in his home country. Chris Hemsworth (Thor)/Elsa Pataky

The drug use by this former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was just too much for this former A+ list talk show host who dumped the actress. Tatum O'Neal/Rosie O'Donnell

This small time actor friend of this foreign born A list mostly movie actor was given $100K to never use social media again. Chris William Martin/Ryan Reynolds

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress from a former franchise is all about equality and being inclusive as long as it does not involve her having a scene kissing a man of color. None of that for her. Emma Watson ("Harry Potter")

This former A+ list singer turned A-lister with a side project still has some diva left in her. She changed suites twice in an hour when neither faced towards the sun the way she wanted. Lady Gaga

This former A+list mostly movie actor turned A lister now holds the record of most booze consumed by a person in the history of this late night talk show. Mel Gibson ("The Late Show with Stephen Colbert")

This former A- list mostly movie actress from an acting family never talks about her personal life so don’t expect her to tell you she and her boyfriend broke up because she likes women more than men. Dakota Johnson (Matthew Hitt)/Cara Delevingne; Dakota Fanning (Jamie Strachan)

The subject of the big blind on Monday was openly doing lines of coke at a concert this past weekend. Charli XCX (Kiss FM Haunted House Party - Show)

This female A list athlete has no idea the PR team of this other A list athlete is trying to make it look like they are hooking up. His PR team are masters of making it look like he is not closeted. Lewis Hamilton/Serena Williams

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/02 **#10**
Much like her actor ex, the boyfriend of this B+ singer/actress who everyone knows is cheating on her. Idina Menzel (Taye Diggs)/Aaron Lohr

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/02 **#11**
It turns out we might not have to worry about this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress finding someone new. The recently single actress is hooking up with the bodyguard assigned to her for her new movie. Naomi Watts ("Gypsy")

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/02 **#12**
This foreign born A-list mostly television actor had his turn at an iconic role. He is in a relationship but is acting like a creeper towards his married co-star. It really is creepy. Matt Smith ("Doctor Who") (Lily James)/POSSIBLY: Claire Foy ("The Crown") or Zosia Mamet ("Mapplethorpe")

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/02 **#13**
Over the next three days, I will tell you about the good, the bad, and the ugly. Today is the good. I have written about her once before in multiple parts. Here is part one and part two. In part one of that blind I told you I met JL at an outdoor concert. I never told you the details of that day. It was a festival of sorts and I had planned on doing a lot of drinking. One of my friends picked me up that day in anticipation of me not being able to drive home. At the festival I am introduced to JL. She will always be an A lister to me and I have no problems calling her a permanent A lister. My friend knows her and introduces us. We start talking and talking and talking. My friend meanwhile, the supposedly sober one on this day is throwing back booze. A lot of booze. At the same time, I am not exactly feeling great. I am really starting to feel sick and am having trouble focusing. I have had nothing to drink. The friend I came with has bailed by this point and I have no idea where he has gone. I really want to go home because of how bad I am feeling. I start wondering where I can get a cab when JL offers to take me home. It is on the way to her place and she can tell I’m sick. We get to my place and she asks if she can quickly use the bathroom. She comes up and while she is in the bathroom I curl up in a ball on the tiled entryway to my apartment. Several hours later I wake up there with a blanket over me. JL is in my living room watching television. I literally met this person earlier that day but for the next two days she basically camps out at my place. She takes me to the doctor. Strep. Gets me food and medicine and gives up her life for 48 hours. I later found out she canceled a show because she thought I was too sick to be left alone. I spent the next five years trying to thank her. Liz Phair

We may need Dr. Phil for the subjects of today's blind item, because some mediation is in order. This A-list boyband rose to the top together and although they were very close once upon a time, today not a single member regularly speaks to each other. "One Direction"

30. POPBITCH 11/03
Which noted British talent had to remove a full chapter from an early draft of his memoirs (on legal advice) because it was all about how he had lost his virginity – to his sister?

If you're an actress, you should get your agent on the phone because a great part might be opening up! This A-list television actress is so bored and tired of her television show. She complains to everyone that will listen that she wants off the kinda long-running hit show, but the producers are reluctant to terminate the contract and she loves the high salary they pay her. 'She loved it at first,' says the source, 'but now she's just had enough. She's always complaining about the long filming schedule interrupting her so-called life, but she's earning more money than she ever has.' Hm... It's a dilemma we'd all love to have! Claire Danes ("Homeland")

CMA AWARDS: One of the worst dressed singer last night at the CMA Awards was also one of the most rude. To me, she had one great song as a lead and one as a guest and that is about it. A reporter tried to interview her on the red carpet last night and she yelled at him that she didn’t want to be interviewed.
Elle King ("Ex's and Oh's") ("It’s Different For Girls"/Dierks Bentley)

CMA AWARDS: The boyfriend of this A+ list country singer said he wasn’t sure he was even going to the awards because of the knockdown drag out fight he had with his girlfriend a few hours before the show. Probably a lot of drinking involved. Miranda Lambert/Anderson East

CMA AWARDS: Apparently her trainer has been dumped for this A list country singer. This still married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress had this A list singer in a bedroom in her suite when a waiter dropped off some room service around noon. When I asked around about the show though, no one reported seeing them within twenty feet of each other. They are good. Jennifer Garner/Chris Young

CMA AWARDS: Apparently this A list singer in her A list group lied about who she was wearing. The reason? The designer of her dress called her fat. Not to her face but in a text not meant for her. It was too late to get a new dress but she didn’t want to give the designer any credit. Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum)

CMA AWARDS: Biased, but one of my favorite people in the world also was one of the nicest last night. This A list singer in a duo spent what seemed like an hour taking pictures with anyone who wanted one. She never stopped smiling and never looked like she wasn’t having fun. Jennifer Nettles ("Sugarland")

CMA AWARDS: I feel like this singer is the Evan Rachel Wood of country music. She is B list and is given the side eye by most wives and girlfriends. There are just so many rumors. Some are true and some are not but she has a tough time catching any breaks because of the past. Last night at an after party the only people talking to her were drunk guys who came alone. Kacey Musgraves

CMA AWARDS: This former reality singer turned singer looked like her pill problem resurfaced. She goes through periods of time each year where she just becomes a shell from the pills. She had been doing better. Lauren Alaina ("American Idol")

CMA AWARDS: A little bit of a cold shoulder for this former tweener turned singer in a singing family. Apparently people feel she is trying to buy her way to comeback rather than working for it. That is not how things are usually done in Nashville and people are resentful/jealous/ticked off. A lot of all of those. Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney)

CMA AWARDS: This foreign born former network reality star does know she is being cheated on right now by her significant other right? It seems to happen in all her relationships. Kaitlyn Bristowe/Shawn Booth ("The Bachelorette")

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/03 **#10**
CMA AWARDS: Back in the day this country group was A list. Never got A+ list. Almost though. Anyway, apparently the lead singer of the band has not stopped loving barely legal strippers. Even though he lives in Nashville he stayed at a hotel two nights ago and told the concierge that he was expecting some "trashy looking women." He then went on to say if they were not trashy he didn’t want to see them.

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/03 **#11**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is a little young to be so addicted to fillers and botox. Eddie Redmayne

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/03 **#12**
This D list celebrity offspring who has celebrity sibling(s) is seen around with guys close to her age but with rare exceptions it is guys who are double or triple her age who she is hooking up with outside the camera eye. Sofia Richie

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/03 **#13**
In contrast to yesterday’s good, this bad happened fairly recently. I have probably seen several thousand bands play over the years. Anything ranging from a dive bar to a stadium. One thing a band learns early on is that if you have a popular song, you need to play it in your shows or people won’t come to the next show. From a marketing, ticket selling, make fans happy kind of perspective I HATE when bands get all high and mighty about their past hits. They need to realize that even one hit wonders have made an entire career based off that hit. The way they did it though was to sing the hell out of that song at every show and make sure people enjoyed the performance of that song so much, they would willingly wade through an hour of songs they don’t know. Why are cover bands so successful? They play songs everyone knows. Madonna and U2 can get away with not playing every hit song you want them to perform and they hate singing because they have so many hit songs you like hearing and they like performing. It sucks for people who maybe want to hear their earliest stuff, but even Madonna will usually throw you a "Holiday" bone. Not that long ago I saw that an old friend was playing in a series I enjoy seeing from time to time. It is a bit outside of LA up in wine country. Sideways wine country, not Napa. Got my ticket and e-mailed him to tell him I was coming and would love to catch up. I even offered to write up something if he wanted. This is where I knew something was up. He has always been a bit quirky. He wrote me back and said something about having a new record coming out in the fall and felt that if he talked then he would have nothing left to say in the fall because he had to center himself and place himself in some type of zone for what he felt would be constant demands for his time from journalists about said release. Not happened so far by the way. The second indication that he had turned into some person he thought he was based on his past rather than his current was something I saw and heard a couple of minutes before he noticed me. He was talking to a guy and a very attractive woman walked up to our singer and they hugged and he said he was glad she could come. He then said to get him a drink. As she walked away the guy complimented the singer and the singer said, "I knew there wouldn’t be anyone here worth banging so I invited her." As she came back to the table with drinks, he grabbed her ass. That was about the time I made my way over to the table. For a minute it was like the old days. We were both making a lot of money from each other and had a ton of fun, drunken nights together and he really cared about fans. Looking back to those times, I guess I could see it coming. The band had big success for a couple of years. Modest success for five or six. He was always trying to use that success to get him solo success. It has never happened. Not even close. He makes his living by living off what he and the band did whether he wants to admit it or not. Show time. The people there were expecting one thing. What they got was completely another. What started out as excitement became people looking at their watches wondering when this was going to end. One solo song after the next. No one knew one word to any of the songs. There is nothing wrong with his talent or his songwriting. He just is so into himself now that he can’t fathom why people don’t love his songs. He forces them on the audience. There is this attitude much like The Goopster. If you don’t like this, then there is something wrong with you and it is not my fault. There was actually an intermission and I went up to him and said he should play a few of the band’s songs. He had to get the audience on his side. I knew there was no way he would sing their biggest hits. I suggested a couple that fans would love and maybe he would play those. He said he would think about it. Back to playing and boring the audience. Finally after another 30 minutes of solo ego boosting he asked the audience for a request. They would call out a song name and he would say no. Ten straight times maybe. He finally picked one. It was an obscure song from one of their worst performing records that no one but the most ardent of fans would ever know. He just didn’t get it. His ego won’t let him accept the fact that the band’s success allowed him to be playing there solo that night. All he had to do was throw in one band song for every four solo songs. That would have made the audience happy and would have kept them involved and more responsive to the solo efforts. After the show I actually heard him tell the woman he brought how amazing he was that night. Nope. Things are so ego driven with him right now that he won’t even mention the band in promos for shows. It is all about him. I didn’t look at his tour rider for that night but I bet it was extensive and pretentious. I’m sure most of it was ignored, but he would get great satisfaction just knowing it was written for him. I don’t care of he gets the band back together. He was just an up close and personal reminder that fame can be an ugly thing. You get it in your head that you are bigger than the show or franchise or band. That you are the reason for success and no one else. The lesson that you are not, can be a hard lesson, and in this case, one that may never be learned.
Glen Phillips

This C/B-list actress recently pitched a spin-off movie for her franchise character. 'She was pretending she's interesting in bringing more female characters to the screen,' says my source, 'but she just wants her own movie. The entire pitch was about her.'

Apparently if she would like to continue being allowed in the country to work and to get paid for sleeping with someone in the very upper echelons in the country’s government, this former almost A- list actress turned escort has to promote the country. Accents not included. Lindsay Lohan (Greece or Turkey/Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan)

Maybe the other night was one of the last public appearances together for this actress and her singer husband. The couple has already vacated their long time home together and is listed for sale. She is very good at keeping the public guessing until everything is complete. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban (CMA Awards)

The easier part is his wife is in LA while he is working out of the country. The hard thing is this almost network superhero is paranoid about being spotted anywhere which can connect him to the current whereabouts of his co-star lover. They generally confine all intimate meetings to days when they are filming in a studio and trailers cannot be seen by paps or fans. Stephen Amell (Cassandra Jean)/Emily Bett Rickards ("Arrow" filming in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada)

This very tall B+ list mostly movie actress who has been working for decades is hooking up with the married head of a foreign conglomerate. He has been sending a lot of very highly paid work her way. Uma Thurman (PROBABLY: Paolo De Cesare)

The good news is that production has finally managed to reduce the number of people who accompany this A+ singer to set each day from 25 to about 10. It is still about ten times more than anyone else brings though and is causing issues on the set because the entourage is always needing a couple of minutes here and there and it adds up. Rihanna ("Ocean’s Eight")

No one is quite sure why this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is trying so hard to try and prove everything is great in her marriage. It isn’t. He is not even in the same country as her and is acting like it. Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton

This A list mostly movie actor who will never get an Oscar nomination is in one of those periods where he abstains from drinking. It must have just started because he was being miserable to everyone at a charity event the other night. Channing Tatum
(22nd Fulfillment Fund Stars Benefit Gala)

She has been an A list singer. She has been an A- list television actress with her own show. She mostly sticks to being a celebrity now. Oh, and coke. A lot of time is spent with coke. It also wouldn’t shock me if she someday ends up participating in something that has made a family member a lot of money. Brandy Norwood

This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor left his girlfriend and wife at their respective homes and hooked up with this foreign born model/reality host (in her own country)/former reality star (in this country). Arnold Schwarzenegger (Maria Shriver/Heather Milligan)/Joanna Krupa (if you go by her timeline, this would be about three weeks before she separated from her husband)
("Friends of the Israel Defense Forces")

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/04 **#10**
Apparently "Orange" is ticked off because no one will invite her on a talk show to promote her no one will watch made for tv movie. She finally got a lead role and thought the world would want to talk to her about it. Nope. Jaime King ("The Mistletoe Promise")

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/04 **#11**
This former for the briefest of brief times A- list mostly movie actress is still known for that role many decades later. Apparently she got her permanent A list celebrity boyfriend to name her as the beneficiary of some life insurance policies that used to name his kids. Daryl Hannah and Neil Young

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/05 **#12**
This closeted married foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee says he and his wife tired to have sex a few times the year after they were married but never since. Eddie Redmayne

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/04 **#13**
"You have to come see this. It is a s**t show." That was the message I got on my phone from this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister. She was filming a reality show. Not her usual thing. Oh, once in awhile because of her last name she will be invited on a show as a guest, but this was a series and for that season one of the stars. When I called her back, she started to go into detail about what she meant, but at some point said this is something you have to see to believe because, "I understand no sane person would believe this without seeing it." It was the goings on from the biggest name on the show. On a show where even Dancing With The Stars wouldn’t cast their net, this actor was the biggest fish. Honestly, now that I think about it, DWTS might try and land him. Well, they would if they could get him away from his straight to On Demand career. Hey, at least he works. Back when all of this happened he was a decade removed from his biggest success, but he had that name, which on a show like this was all important. The show generally just filmed once or twice a week and the next week after her call I went down to the set with her to see what was going on. The first thing I saw when I got over by the trailers, was our actor with a cast iron skillet slamming it against the trailer. He was holding it with two hands while screaming, "Where the f**k is my breakfast. Someone better bring me my f**king breakfast." Over and over for ten minutes until some harried production assistant brought him a bag of McDonald’s. Yep. He opened it up and looked inside. Apparently it was to his satisfaction because he then screamed, "How f**king hard was that." He then tossed the skillet to the ground and walked inside his trailer. He was supposed to start shooting 30 minutes later. When a different production assistant went to the trailer to get him, our actor opened up the door fully naked and screamed, "Does it look like I’m f**king ready to shoot?" He then slammed the door. Two minutes later the door opened and his soon to be wife was kicked out the door and pushed down the stairs by the actor’s foot. He started screaming at her and calling her every possible name you could imagine. She looked rough and her clothes were torn and makeup smeared. Five minutes after that he emerged from his trailer fully clothed, totally calm and asked very politely where he needed to go. The civility lasted about an hour. He then started getting super antsy and was talking back to the director. He walked off the set and started smoking a cigarette. Then another. People kept trying to get him to come back. Oh, he went back alright. They were filming this competition scene and he took this weight lifting bar that holds weights on either end. It weighed about 45 pounds. He started swinging that thing around. He missed a couple of people by inches and broke chairs and lights and a couple of abandoned cameras. His eyes were insane. His hair was flying around and he kept circling like a samurai with the bar held up with two hands. Finally he walked back to his trailer taking swings at people or things in his way. He walked inside the trailer where you could hear the destruction. He walked out with a few of his things and walked to his car and drove off. No one ever saw him on the set again.

Show: "Celebrity Fit Club"/2005
Celebrity offspring: Mia Tyler (Steven Tyler)
Actor: Daniel Baldwin
Biggest success: "Homicide: Life on the Street"

Apparently all it takes is an out of the country break to have this closeted foreign born A- list singer being open with his boyfriend. Shawn Mendes (in Australia)

That closeted former Illinois Congressman is all set to come out after the election. If you want to see him with his boyfriend you could probably head over to The Abbey tomorrow around 2pm and you have a good chance of spotting him. Aaron Schock

This former network actress/reality star is not on drugs this pregnancy, so everything should be good. Tori Spelling

This closeted foreign born Olympic athlete sure has been spotted a lot with this openly gay A list movie director. Maybe he is just getting some tips on the movie business. British Diver Chris Mears/Bryan Singer

The manager of this A+ list singer is leaking everything she can to try and save her own skin because promises were made and the A+ list singer is starting to see through the drug and booze mist at what the reality is. Mariah Carey

Look for this foreign born A+ list athlete with A+ list name recognition to throw a couple of events he participates in, in return for that 8 figure dollar amount he was paid. Cristiano Ronaldo

This movie could have been brilliant but it won’t be. Not because the story is not good, but because the A list director only cares about having sex with every guy he can find who wants a walk on or tiny speaking role in all the gay nightclub scenes. It is like his Christmas. Bryan Singer ("Broadway 4D")

This former franchise actor is getting another shot at a lead. He doesn’t want to do the beard route again though so his female publicist just calls the paps when she knows she will be out with him and gets the paps to take those pics so it looks like he has a girlfriend. Taylor Lautner ("Run the Tide")

She has been campaigning her ass off to get the vote out for Hillary but she has no intention of voting on Tuesday. Sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP that this superstar singer has no idea that election day is Tuesday and has ZERO item how or where she needs to go to vote. She seems to think that celebrities have a special place to vote, like at The Soho House. She has literally no idea that she will need to go to her assigned location and stand in LINE like the rest of us. It is not that she is a bad person, she is just used to having her people DO EVERYTHING for her. Why would she think VOTING would be any different? GUESS WHO!!!!!!!!!! HELP! Katy Perry

When chocolates and flowers aren't enough, you only have words... Our former A-list television star tried to return to the A-list television show they were once on by speaking with the showrunner and attempting to iron our the issues between them, but the stubborn showrunner adamantly refused. 'It was a polite declination,' says my source, 'but it was an adamant no. It was a shame. It would've been nice for [name omitted] to return.' Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens/"Grey’s Anatomy")/Shonda Rhimes

Today’s blind item is a married couple said to secretly be concocting a scheme as part of a pub play over his product launch of a new overpriced line of sneakers. Don’t believe me? Just ask porn star Flash Brown. Know why? Word in the streets is our mystery man’s people "contacted Flash Brown with an offer to play _____ in a sex tape." "They’re planning to release the porn in snippets to trick people into thinking that its them." Though we can’t say for sure the female of our deceptive duo reached out to double as our Mrs. blind item, sources say "they’ve already secured someone to play her on the set of the sex tape production." The Drop: "They even opened they’re own porn company for this project. He’ll release his new ____’s when the fake sex tape drops." Now, can you guess the rapper and the porn star I’m talking about? Kanye West/Kim Kardashian

This former A- list mostly television actress had a show that was one of the first to go from a network to an almost network. That was back in the day. Since then, her career has been all downhill. She does an occasional reality stint but spends most of her time doing some petty theft from friends and guys who pay for her company. Oh, and she also smokes a ton of crack. "Sister, Sister" moved from ABC to the WB

I think this reality star who, as long as the DNA checks out, about to increase her wealth should be really careful about crossing this talk show host. The talk show host knows how the reality star earned her money and a long list of names. There is also the whole trafficking thing too. Blac Chyna/Wendy Williams

Apparently this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was suspicious of her foreign born A list mostly movie actor husband. Before, during, and after a recent flight she face timed the actor and he had to swing his phone to show who he was seated next to and who was close to him. "Just checking" is what she said.
Ryan Reynolds (Blake Lively)  (Rhett Reese wedding ("Fresh Off the Boat")

This married A- list singer/musician has always been closeted. She is trying to stick a toe outside the closet but if the reception is not to her liking she will just go right back inside and pretend the toe was our imagination. Alicia Keys

This foreign born former A list athlete in his part of the world turned reality star was starting to lose relevance so he did a Kardashian. Well, he did it a long time ago but had it recently "leak." Ben Cohen (British rugby star and "Strictly Come Dancing" contestant)

This current A list DJ paid his live in girlfriend $10K to move out because the DJ wanted to hook up with a one named singer. Instead, the girlfriend sent the money home and continued to live in the house. The DJ basically struck out with the one named singer so is now hooking up with the former reality star turned "DJ" who is always looking out for herself first. DJ Ruckus/Shanina Shaik/Rihanna/Paris Hilton

This former A- list mostly movie actress turned professional partier turned made for tv regular might be in denial about her problem but when your coke bloat makes you look pregnant, it is time for rehab.
Tara Reid

The last two women he hooked up with got hooked on drugs. Let’s hope this is not the case now that this former A list tweener turned singer has tried to stop using. I don’t think his new foreign born B list mostly television actress hookup could handle it. She isn’t like her older co-star who lives for lines of coke. Joe Jonas/Sophie Turner ("Game of Thrones") (older co-star: Natalie Dormer)

With another season of her cable reality show beginning, this reality star doesn’t want too many questions asked about her marriage or her drug use or the main source of her income. Scheana Marie ("Vanderpump Rules")/missing husband Michael Shay

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/07 **#10**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has a long running franchise is still technically married. He cheated on his wife with a co-star and the wife kicked him out. Now, a few months later that co-star kicked him to the curb for cheating on her. James McAvoy ("X-Men")/Anne-Marie Duff/Alexandra Shipp ("X-Men: Apocalypse")

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/07 **#11**
SOUL TRAIN AWARDS: This reality star just uses that for cover for her main source of income. Escorting. Anyway, she got into a huge blowup with producers over her outfit. She yelled and screamed like she was on a reality show. Here is the crazy thing. She knew she was going to have to change clothes and even brought different clothes. It was like she was practicing for cameras. Claudia Jordan ("The Next :15")

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/07 **#12**
SOUL TRAIN AWARDS: This former talk show host was wasted out of her mind. I think she knew she would be away from the coke so overdid it with pills and booze. Tamar Braxton

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/07 **#13**
I was visiting a film set back in the day with a guy in a band who was singing the film’s big song. It was a do nothing kind of day. We were just goofing around and raiding craft service. The producers just wanted him to visit the set to get a feel for the movie and to get any ideas for a music video for that title song. The movie actually opened at number one and my friend got an award from ASCAP for the song. If you were a teen at the time the movie was released you probably saw it. Anyway, we were not doing much of anything when he got called away to go meet some people. That left me on my own. I decided to try and find another friend of mine who was doing props on the movie. I asked around and someone pointed in the general vicinity of some trailers. I remember very clearly knocking on the door to the trailer. No one answered, but I knew my friend wouldn’t mind if I went in and waited. One big problem. It wasn’t the trailer for my friend. Nope. It was the trailer of an actress in the movie. An Academy Award winning actress actually. I walked in on her with another woman. In bed. Naked. The other woman was an actress who was also in the movie but is known for more behind the scenes stuff than in front of the camera. I mumbled a sorry and got out as quickly as I could. I was sorry I had walked in on it, but it wasn’t a big deal to me and two trailers beyond was the prop trailer. I didn’t say anything to him about what I saw. It couldn’t have been more than ten minutes when our Academy Award winning actress poked her head inside, saw me and motioned me out of the trailer. I walked out and apologized to her for walking in. She immediately started talking. "Did you tell anyone what you saw? Please tell me you didn’t. Please don’t tell anyone." She was shaking. Crying. She told me that no one knew that she was bisexual and that if anyone found out she thought her career would end. She was at a crossroads in her career and had a huge franchise lined up which she thought would disappear. I told her I hadn’t told anyone and wasn’t planning on it and would make sure I never would. It was then she gave me the biggest hardest hug I have ever received. I guess she trusted me and she was right to. Fast forward a few years. She finished a huge movie and the first installment of that franchise. I ran into her while I was eating lunch with a couple of people. She was walking past with someone and did a double take when she saw me. She stopped in her tracks which caused the guy behind her to crash into her and almost knock her over. She bent down and whispered thank you in my ear before kissing my cheek and moving on. In the few times we saw each other after that, the meetings were just as brief but you could tell she cared less about what others thought and she finally was able to say publicly what she had feared someone would force her to do so many years earlier.
Actress: Anna Pacquin
Movie: "She’s All That"

Future franchise: Rogue ("X-Men")
Singer: Matt Slocum "Sixpence None the Richer"
Song: "Kiss Me" (Won ASCAP Award)

Biography incoming? This eternally A-list actress has begun working on her biography. I'm told it's scintillating and titillating and delves into detail on all the important events and incidents in her fascinating life. 'She doesn't hold back,' whispers my source, 'but it's not something she wants published ever. She's writing purely for the catharsis.' Let's just hope her heirs go bankrupt and find her manuscript in the attic one day... Nicole Kidman

84. MediaTakeOut 11/08
Child, we just got some TEA on a popular CHILDHOOD ACTOR. We’re gonna leave this one as a BLIND ITEM, cause we’re not trying to get CAUGHT UP IN NOTHING. Here is the tea we received: [Popular child actor] is strung out on crystal meth, and has been for the the past three years. He hasn’t acted in more than that because he has been putting energy into his music career. LOL. He has at least two kids that he doesn’t take care of and his baby’s mother says she caught him messaging dudes with shirtless pictures and stuff. He’s also homeless, living with friends and sometimes out of cars. The word on the street is that he has the bug [HIV] and is going crazy because he isn’t taking the medication and suffers from [AIDS RELATED DEMENTIA]. Man that’s so messed up. . . Orlando Brown ("That's So Raven")

This A list rapper has long spun a tale about what happened to him at the beginning of his career and how it led to a hit song by him. None of it is true though. Instead, what happened is he crossed the wrong producers and they beat him within an inch of his life but can never go against them so had to make up another story. Kanye West ("Through the Wire")

This B- list take what she can get actress with A+ list name recognition and terrible acting skills had some cheek fillers that people just can’t stop staring at on the set of her new movie. It is like a car wreck and people want to turn away but can’t. Jessica Biel

This closeted foreign born A+ list athlete everywhere but in Canada and the US is actually now getting his team to pay for the private flights to see his boyfriend. Cristiano Ronaldo

Long time no hear from our favorite foreign born B (dropped a notch) list singer/part-time actress/part time reality star who was sloppy drunk at an important event after spending the night with one of her financial backers. Rita Ora ("America’s Next Top Model" promo)

I thought he would wait until he made some money off her, but the boyfriend of this A- list mostly television actress who is on a long running hit network show is cheating on the actress. Kaley Cuoco/Karl Cook

This A- list mostly television actor is closeted. Kind of. There has never been a press announcement and he has sex with a lot of women to help his cover. This past weekend, the actor from a very long running network hit show was getting orally serviced in the VIP section of a club by another man. Shemar Moore ("Criminal Minds")/Wall Miami

This A+ list singer was in a private room with her date this past weekend. Not only was her top down when a waiter walked in but she was sitting in the lap of her date and her breasts being fondled. Our singer tried to get up quickly but the booze and heels prevented that and caused her to fall.
Mariah Carey   (her backup dancer, Bryan Tanaka)

This less famous sister could be headed to divorce number two. She is spending a lot of time solo and things are definitely rocky between herself and her actor husband. Ashlee Simpson (Pete Wentz)/Evan Ross

This foreign born former A list singer in a group she tries to revive every few years left her husband behind when she was the threesome partner of a couple. Mel B ("Spice Girls")

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/08 **#10**
The super religious reality family complained to an owner of a franchise of a worldwide sandwich chain and got an employee fired because the employee is gay. Apparently the family also owns part of this franchise or the owner is related. It is a little unclear about that portion, but crystal clear in all else. "Duck Dynasty" Robertson family/"Chick-fil-A"

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/08 **#11**
This former A+ list tweener turned performance artist turned reality star is cheating on her significant other. He does it too. I just don’t think they are right for each other. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/08 **#12**
She used to run away from drugs, but now this B list model/celebrity offspring/celebrity sibling is the first in line when there are any around. Bella Hadid

Inspired by Trump, this A-lister is currently gearing up for 2020, according to Hollywood sources. 'He badly wants to run,' says my ally. 'Nearly everyone around him is telling him not to. He's hellbent and is already laying the groundwork.' Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Apparently one rift in the music business has been put to bed. This A+ list singer wrote a whole slew of songs for this one named singer who could use a comeback. Nice gesture by the A+ lister who was given some flack for not supporting the one named singer in the past. Taylor Swift/Kesha

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A+ list in her mind everything wanted to make sure the birthdays of her children were celebrated at school but didn’t want other kids to feel like their school celebrations lacked in comparison. So, our actress/singer/former reality star gives each student’s parents $1000 for them to spend for their child’s birthdays at school. Jennifer Lopez

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actor who keeps getting shots at co-lead is using so much meth that he has to wear a ton of makeup each day to hide the marks on his face. Miles Teller; Zac Efron

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#4**
KINDNESS: This foreign born A- list dual threat actor pays the gym fees for over 100 kids so they have a place to go after school each day until their parents get home from work. Idris Elba

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#5**
Some of it is genes, but most of it is not eating and using drugs to stay thin for this actress offspring of a permanent A lister. Another downside is she a looks a decade older than the teen she is. Lily-Rose Depp

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#6**
This foreign born A- list franchise actor who might be finished filming it but will be talking about it a lot over the next couple of years, sure has been seeing a certain waitress a lot while filming here. Every shift she works he is right there and leaving $1000 tips on $20 breakfast tabs. Jamie Dornan

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#7**
KINDNESS: This permanent A list mostly movie actor is taking all of his massive new almost television paycheck and creating a foundation which will give as many poor students as possible a free college education. Robert De Niro (Untitled David O. Russell Project)

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#8**
For the fourth time in as many weeks, this former A- list mostly television actress from a long defunct, long running running network show turned straight to on demand actress/part-time drug user canceled on plastic surgery. She can’t decide whether to get her breasts enlarged and has canceled four surgeries at the last minute. Mischa Barton

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#9**
It was only a few months ago this model was yachting and now she has landed a former network actor/writer/producer from a long running hit show. He is head over heels in love. I don’t think she quite feels the same way. B. J. Novak (Ceilidh Garten)

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#10**
This soon to be out of a cable tv show actor is closeted. His actress girlfriend is into that. He has about four different gay online profiles he uses to find one night stands. Tyler Posey ("Teen Wolf")/Bella Thorne

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#11**
That cable show that just recently had its season premiere has a guy on there always defending his girlfriend. Glad he defends his girlfriend but everyone does know he plays for pay with guys right? I mean that is how he makes his living. Tom Sandoval (Ariana Madix) ("Vanderpump Rules")

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#12**
This not so great comedian wrangled his way into a pay cable special. Turns out, the way he managed to get the special is all made up. Lots and lots of questions are starting to be asked which should have been asked a long time ago. He has no answers at all. Talk about a career that will go up in flames. Quincy Jones ("Quincy Jones: Burning the Light")

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/09 **#13**
KINDNESS: Several years ago I was house sitting for a friend. Honestly, it was more of a please please can I stay in your guest house while you are out of town for a few months, and also by the way, could I do so rent free. Divorce is expensive. Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise. It is the moving out from one place and finding another and getting stuff to fill the place. It is so much easier to just sort things out at a friend’s house while using their cable and internet and the occasional pay per view order you hope they don’t notice. It was a pretty down point in my life. Lucky for me, my friend said yes and for the next three months I experienced a life journey like no other. I was flipping through the channels one evening. It was summer and this must have been about 6 or 7pm. I had been sitting there a couple of hours and I was bored. I did something that night I don’t normally do. I went for a walk. Yes, the time honored tradition of taking a walk through the neighborhood. In this case, the neighborhood was filled with leafy trees and nice wide sidewalks and no one ever seemingly using them. Oh sure, there were a few people out, but not many. I started walking and about a half block from the house I saw a really tall guy walking who was wearing shorts and a t-shirt with a baseball cap. He was pretty thin but I remember so bronze. Like a spray tan every morning kind of bronze. He was walking in the opposite direction and we both said hi to each other as we passed. The kind of awkward hi when you know you are supposed to say something, but don’t really quite know what to say. A few days later, the same scenario played out with my boredom and who should I see again, but the same guy wearing the same clothes but a different hat. We said hi a little more pleasantly this time around and again continued on our merry ways. I started walking on a fairly regular basis but didn’t see him again for about a week. When I saw him again, he was in bad shape. I didn’t know it at the time. All I noticed from about a block away was him holding on to a tree to keep from falling. As I approached, he was even more thin and the bronze was not quite as bronze. I asked him if everything was ok and he said he was, but I was really doubtful. I asked him if he needed some help. He said he would be ok. He took off his hat to wipe the sweat beneath it and I got a good look at him for the first time. I asked him if we had met before because he looked really familiar. He said that he didn’t think so. After he had caught his breath, he seemed to get a second wind. It was then he told me he had been undergoing chemo and this last treatment had really taken a lot out of him. He said he would be ok and after a couple of assurances we both went our separate ways. A few days later we were going to pass each other, but he stopped and said thanks and that he apologized if he didn’t act appreciative over the offer of help. I didn’t think he had anything to apologize for but he wanted to make sure. We started talking and started walking. He told me he was a doctor. It was the truth, but not the whole truth, but I didn’t know that at that time. He started talking about his cancer and the treatment and explained how chemo worked and the side effects but did it in such a way that it was more like story telling than a doctor being all medical. Over the next month or two we would often run into each other and he would talk and I would listen. He railed against health insurance companies. Not for himself, but for others he saw in treatment. He knew people not covered at all because of pre-existing conditions or others that had reached their policy limits. He confided in me that he was currently bankrolling about ten such people. Ten doesn’t sound like a lot, but their bills were costing him about $200K a month. At some point that summer he told me he was not going to live, but was trying to drag things out as long as possible. It was close to Labor Day when he told me he was up to supporting 35 patients and was spending close to $1M a month. He had set up a foundation which he hoped would be able to support 100 or more patients at a time for the rest of time. He talked about everything and would give these 30 minute lectures about life and what people can do for each other and the miracles of science. He said he should have died months ago but because he had a purpose to help others that it had given him a lift. He talked about wondering if that lift was some type of chemical in the body and whether it could be found and produced. I last saw him about the middle of September. I was walking less. He was walking less. I was about to move out of the guest house. There was no goodbye. Just one day I was gone and I assumed he would be doing his walks. We never even exchanged names. The first week of November I was looking at Variety and there he was, just staring at me. He had died the previous day. It was quite the shock to the industry he had died. Apparently no one knew. I think it is fair to say he was a permanent A+ lister. Behind the scenes guy, but A+ list. You can’t look at that body of work and the things he did in life and the things he set up for after his passing and not make him A+ list. Michael Crichton (6’9") (attended Harvard Medical School) (died November 4, 2008) (wrote: "The Andromeda Strain"; "Westworld"; "The Terminal Man"; "Coma"; "The Great Train Robbery"; "Beyond Westworld"; "Runaway"; "Jurassic Park"; "Rising Sun"; "Disclosure"; "Congo"; "Twister"; "Sphere"; "The Lost World: Jurassic Park"; "The 13th Warrior"; "Jurassic III"; "Timeline"; "ER"; "The Andromeda Strain"; "Jurassic World"; "Airframe"; "Prey"; "State of Fear" and more)

112. BET/Aliya S. King 11/10
For nearly 20 years, I’ve worked as a journalist in the entertainment industry. I’ve been able to get up close and personal with some of my favorite artists. There have been so many fun perks — free concert tickets and trips, rowdy tour buses and backstage shenanigans. I have hundreds of awesome stories to tell. But there are also horror stories, too. So, picture it: Baltimore, Maryland, 2001. I’m interviewing a legend in hip-hop. And I’m also interviewing his son, who is beginning what would be a brief career in hip-hop. They have a huge entourage including armed bodyguards. I’m in a group of about 15 people and I stay close. If I lose track, I won’t get my story. [Cue horror music.] And if I lose track, I won’t be able to get back to my hotel. [Cue horror music again.] After the young son finishes a performance, the entourage begins to gather their things and make their way to the tour bus. Suddenly! The crowd from the show breaks through the barrier and swarms of pre-teens start sprinting our way. If we didn’t get back to the tour bus, we would be mauled. The bodyguards grab the young son and begin running toward the bus. The whole entourage gets closer to the bus. So what do I do? I fell. Just like in the movies. I FELL! [Cue horror movie once again.] I scramble to get my notebooks and recorder and run as fast as I can towards the tour bus. As soon as I get to the door, one of the bodyguards stopped me from getting on the bus. I couldn't figure out why. What was on that bus? I was on there earlier and there was nothing weird. "Please," I said. "I need to get on this bus. I have no way of getting back." He said, "Sorry. Can’t help you. No reporters on the bus." I pleaded. I had been on the bus all day! He told me that when they came back to the bus they found someone hiding there. So for safety reasons they weren’t letting anyone but family and security on the bus. I kept asking — they knew they could trust me! He finally went on the bus and talked to someone. He let me get on. But he warned me that anything I saw on this bus wasn’t for my story. Finally, I saw what he didn’t want me to see: a shotgun practically as long as I was tall on the lap of the rapper. And every single person on the bus was holding a high caliber weapon — including the tween! My stomach dropped. I quickly turned away from the oversized sawed off shotguns and looked straight ahead. The bodyguard asked me, "Do you see anything on this bus you want to talk about?" "Nope," I said. "Not at all." Imagine driving on a bus with 12 people, including a tiny tween, holding on to powerful weaponry on a bumpy tour bus. The bus was completely silent for the entire ride back to the hotel. And I made sure I never saw that rapper, his young son — or those THINGS — ever again. While many of my hip-hop stories are fun and humorous. Some are horror stories.
Master P/ Lil' Romeo

113. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/10
A comedy show has recently wrapped production and is currently scheduled for release in the next year. My sources tell me that although the series is not supposed to be a traditional ensemble, a supporting character has stolen the entire show and just dramatically shifted the focus onto them. 'It was only supposed to be a short gig,' whispers my source, 'but everyone is high on [name omitted] and just how great they are on the show that their role has been extended and made bigger.' Alfred Molina or Cathy Moriarty (Jim Carrey’s "I'm Dying Up Here") or Alfred Molina (Ryan Murphy‘s "Feud")

114. POPBITCH 11/10
When Lush's bassist left the recently reformed band, the statement they put out was curiously vague, but is there any truth to the rumour that he walked after getting smacked in the face after an argument with a bandmate?

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#1**
This star of a southern based reality show still has not stopped taking drugs. He has also not stopped hooking up with that male bartender he has been seeing for years. Thomas Ravenel ("Southern Charm")

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is on a hit network show. He would be on two of them if another network would ever decide what it is going to do with their show. Anyway, his wife recently gave birth and our actor bought several dozen roses for every new mother in the hospital. There were about twenty total new mothers. Michael Ealy ("Secrets and Lies" and "Barbarians Rising")

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#3**
The boyfriend of this A- list actress/comedian told some friends he is being verbally and emotionally abused by his girlfriend on a pretty regular basis. Whenever he says he wants a break thought she bugs him incessantly and apologizes and says it won’t happen again. Amy Schumer/Ben Hanisch

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#4**
It has been months since this married couple consisting of two foreign born people has seen each other. I know he has been filming a movie, but he was only a two hour flight away from his actress wife. Not sure why they are hanging on at this point. Javier Bardem (was filming "The Last Face" in Cape Town, South Africa)/Penélope Cruz (was filming "The Queen of Spain" in Madrid, Spain) (both now currently filming "Escobar")

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#5**
This foreign born singer/musician had his biggest fame back in the day. Everyone knows who he is, but not always for his music. More so for who he was married to. Anyway, he made some comments after a show this week about the lack of hot groupies from which to choose. Gavin Rossdale (Gwen Stefani)/"Bush" Performs At Observatory North Park

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#6**
When I see a tabloid print that this female A list reality star with a side gig is hooking up with this WNBA star who lives in the same city, then I will believe a story written by tabloids about who she is dating. Kendall Jenner/Jordan Clarkson/someone from "Los Angeles Sparks"

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#7**
Everyone was a little shocked that this B+ list singer was featured in a televised special. What they didn’t know is she has a little blackmail over one of the people deciding who was going to appear. He was afraid his wife would see the information.

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#8**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and I think is still technically married spent what is believed to be about $50K for this orgy involving himself, his son and a bunch of naked escorts and strippers. Nicolas Cage/Weston Coppola Cage

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#9**
Apparently this former tweener actress turned drug mess turned singer turned definitely says what is on her mind singer is obsessed with this former bubblegum pop singer turned actress. Whenever she hears about any guy the former pop singer has hooked up with, our former drug mess makes it her mission to hook up with him too. It goes back to some guy the bubblegum pop singer dated a loooong time ago that our former drug mess wanted for herself. Demi Lovato/Mandy Moore

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#10**
This married foreign born A- list mostly movie director who trends towards futuristic movies always has at least one actress working on his films who either is or was a porn star. Straight up sex for film credit exchange. Luc Besson (example: Dany Verissimo)

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#11**
Never surprise your husband. That is what this foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee learned when arriving back home. She was supposed to arrive from the States on a much later flight. Her husband was alone when she got home but the evidence that had not been was everywhere. Kate Winslet/Ned Rocknroll ("Untitled Woody Allen Project" filmed New York City, New York, USA)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#12**
This celebrity offspring of one of the lowest forms of celebrity is also a part-time reality star in her own right. Apparently she has been hooking up with the son of a permanent A list celebrity. The son has taken over the family business. Cooper Hefner (Hugh Heftner "Playboy")

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/10 **#13**
#1 – Before she became who she became, this now A list singer both solo and in a group turned reality star cheated on the boyfriend she wrote so many songs for. For three straight nights she hooked up with the lead singer of a band that sounded just like hers and would be a treat of a cat. Gwen Stefani ("No Doubt"/Tony Kanal)/Angelo Moore ("Fishbone")

#2 – This singer is one of the best and has an amazing voice To me, it is a crime she will always be remembered for something she wore. One night after a show we were talking and having a drink and a guy came up behind her and said something like, "I heard singers give great head." As he did this he was reaching around and grabbing her breasts. She screamed like only she can and bit his hand and then turned around and kneed him in the balls. It was over in like five seconds. Bjork (Swan Dress)

#3 – I have been instructed by this A list musician/singer/songwriter from a music family in a permanent A list group to never discuss anything we have ever done that may involve drinking, drunk trampolining, skinny dipping, road trips or buying fake i.d’s together. She said she would bring up my propensity as a youth to mix Boone’s Farm and vodka and that I used to drink wine coolers if I violated the terms of our agreement. So noted. Ann or Nancy Wilson ("Heart")

128. THE DAILY LIFE 11/11
We need security and we need them now! During the peak of this once A-list rock band's fame and acclaim in the 80's, there was an incident in a hotel room, where two members engaged in an aggressive argument. Tensions rose. Words were said. And it escalated into an out-and-out brawl between all members of the band that left the hotel room trashed and their record company fuming. Duran Duran; Guns N' Roses; Queen; Van Halen

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#1**
I think this A- list mostly movie actor who is in a franchise but not the star and almost ruined another franchise as the star won’t ever come out. Apparently his long time boyfriend is perfectly happy being in the shadows, and everyone once in awhile popping up in the same photo frame as he trails behind the actor. Jeremy Renner (Clint Barton/Hawkeye/"Avengers") (Aaron Cross "The Bourne Legacy")

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#2**
This foreign born A- list model who is the worst actress on earth who gets work as an actress is making life hard on her ex and her ex’s new actress girlfriend. At two different places this past week, the new actress girlfriend was confronted by other women who said some not kind things. Apparently our foreign born model has quite the network and is really ticked at the actress for helping break up a relationship. Cara Delevingne/St. Vincent/Kristen Stewart

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#3**
Previously I told you this celebrity offspring model used to run from drugs and now embraces them in an effort to stay thin. I guess she read it because now she is trying to come up with multiple excuses about how she got so thin. Bella Hadid

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#4**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is currently starring in a pay cable show is being paid an astonishing amount of money for an ad campaign few people will see. I guess the hookup with the married billionaire who owns a large percentage of the company is paying off. Her agent tried to take credit for the huge fee. Maisie Williams ("Game of Thrones")/"Three UK" smartphones

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#5**
The pleas of this A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct long running network show are falling on deaf ears. She would like to appear on the spinoff which is the last thing anyone wants. Julianna Margulies ("The Good Wife") (The Good Fight")

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#6**
She seems embarrassed but there is no reason to be. This still technically married foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly starred in one type of movie while married is dating someone not old enough to drink. Yes, her daughter is not that far in age from the boyfriend but everyone says the actress has never been happier, so good for her. Plus, her ex is an a-hole who deserves some payback. Kate Beckinsale/Len Wiseman

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#7**
This might be the first time I can remember someone having a kindness item about them in the same week they cheated on their wife. It happened while this actor was out of town. Michael Ealy

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#8**
I guess she is used to it from what seems all of her past relationships but this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A+/A lister is being cheated on by her significant other. Sometimes I feel like she knows about all this cheating but doesn’t care unless it becomes public. Not really an open relationship, but a keep it quiet and you can do what you like. Sandra Bullock/Bryan Randall

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#9**
No one could quite figure out what this former singer/reality star/actress was doing at this fairly big event last night. She hits a lot of red carpets but this was more for actors and actresses without a bunch of in between what they do. Turns out she was invited by one of the organizers who is so head over heels for her that she might end up with the most ridiculous nomination ever from the organization which has surprised us in the past. Christina Milian "Golden Globe Awards"

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#10**
This superhero is a tool. He wants his foreign born actress wife to stay home and take care of their kids. He doesn’t think a woman should work. She does. Probably why their marriage is on the rocks. Chris Hemsworth/Elsa Pataky

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#11**
This foreign born B+ list singer in a manufactured group is being paid six figures to promote a dating company. The only catch is she has to go on a real date with someone from the service so is having a bunch of her friends sign up so she can go on a "date" with them. Perrie Edwards/"Little Mix" (Raya)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#12**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is foreign born and a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister generally wears wigs. She has lost a bunch of hair due to her bulimia.

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/11 **#13**
One of the things I have never grown to love or even like is sitting in a recording studio watching people make music. When you are producing or writing or recording it can be entertaining, but if you are there and simply watching it is one of the most boring things to do. So, it was with a very large sigh that I agreed to go meet a producer friend of mine who was in the studio and asked me to drop by the studio for a bit while he was working with a singer. I was in Miami and we were supposed to hang out, but the hanging out got delayed because of the recording. Did I tell you that recording sessions always run behind? Always. Have you ever sat waiting for a flight that is delayed for hours? If you want some practice dealing with that, schedule a meeting with someone who is coming to meet you after a recording session. There are a million things always going on at a recording session and in my experience, very few of those things are the process of actually recording. I remember back in the day I actually had to go to a session and for three days, despite, everyone involved being there the ENTIRE 72 hours, maybe two hours of recording was completed. It felt like 40 people were jammed into a tiny hotel room and the only ones able to escape were the food and drug delivery people. Everyone else was there, in that room. It was awful. Anyway, back to Miami. I arrived at the studio soaking wet. The 50 yard dash across the parking lot was through one of those Miami downpours that make you wonder how there could possibly be a drought anywhere on earth with the amount of water that I was just subjected to. Do you know that smell of cigarette smoke and wet clothes? That attraction smoke has to wet clothes? As soon as I walked into that studio it was like Dementor smoke knew there was someone new in the room and attacked. I burned the clothes. Normally I would donate any clothes I don’t want any longer, but that would have been unfair to the rest of the clothes donated by other people that came into contact with these. You know what makes me mad? I was wearing what was my favorite shirt at the time. I walked into the studio and saw my friend. I looked into the recording area and as I expected no one was in there. Who should have been in there was this A+ list singer in his corner of the singing world who all of you know. I asked where he was and apparently he was in another room paying off his dealer. Our singer went big. He bought almost a kilo. Yep. One skinny person and one big kilo of coke. When he came back in the room, he just set it on a coffee table in front of a sofa and helped himself. To be honest, he was more than willing to share, but that is just not me. It didn’t stop the guys that are with him all the time or the four women (none of whom was his wife) from helping themselves. The singer and his entourage spent the next hour just gorging. During that hour he made all the women get topless and made sure to do some lines off their breasts. When one tried to put her top back on, one of the guys with the singer started yelling at her and looked like he was going to hit her. She backed down and stayed topless. After the coke it was time to get some champagne delivered. Our singer used the time before its arrival to chain smoke right there in the room. He said it was good for his singing voice. One of the women said she was bored. Apparently, even though, I totally understand where she was coming from, this was not the proper thing to say. The guy who had been rough before yanked the woman up and ripped off her dress. He then dragged her out of the studio and told her to go be bored somewhere else. I never saw her again. Another guy in the group made a call and at the same time the champagne arrived, so did two more women, both dressed almost identically to the remaining other three women. With the arrival of the women and champagne, everyone celebrated by doing coke for another hour. Apparently things had progressed to the point where the women now had to do lines of coke off the men and remove coke from their genital area by using their mouths. This led to some sexual activity in the room right there in front of everyone although the singer took a woman he was interested in to a side room where he had previously paid his dealer. Thirty minutes later he came out and said he was ready to record. He went in the booth and sang for a good five minutes before he decided he didn’t like it and came back out. He needed to take a break he said so everyone did some more coke and smoked some more cigarettes and rotated the women. At this point, almost half that kilo was gone and there had been five minutes of recording. I couldn’t take any more and told my friend we could just catch up next time I was in town. A few hours later I got a text from him saying that the whole group of them had flown to Puerto Rico on a private jet because the singer felt like he would get more inspiration there. The next day my friend texted me and said maybe another 20 minutes of recording had been completed during the 24 hours but they ran out of coke so went back to Miami. Marc Anthony

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/12 **#1**
An unnamed celebrity anonymously filed suit Tuesday against a woman who he claims is threatening to release a tape of them having sex unless he pays her $2.5 million. Identified only as Doe in the Los Angeles Superior Court complaint, the plaintiff wants an injunction preventing the defendant, her former attorney and a sex tape broker from allowing anyone to view the tape or duplicating it. He also wants the video and any copies lodged with the court pending the outcome of his lawsuit. The woman, identified in court papers as Elizabeth Ruiz, could not be immediately reached for comment. A celebrity website turned down her offer to sell them the tape, according to the suit, which says Doe "has worked hard his entire life to hone his skills and become one of the most talented people in the United States and the world." He also has received many honors and accolades and "is widely recognized as the world’s best at his job," according to his court papers, which state that his ability to benefit from his fame "depends on the appeal of his persona to many different people … including families and children." "He cannot count on this appeal if Ruiz exposes images of him in the most intimate of physical acts between a man and a woman, done in private and intended to remain private," his court papers say. Ruiz has stated that "she wants to be the next Kim Kardashian" and hopes to be catapulted to fame and fortune with the sex tape at Doe’s expense, the suit alleges. Kardashian herself was the subject of a sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J. Doe and Ruiz met in Cancun in June and she used her cell phone to record the two of them having sex, but "agreed that she would keep the recording private," the suit alleges. Ruiz responded "gotcha" when he reminded her after they returned to the U.S. that he wanted the tape destroyed, the suit alleges. But in September, a "noted" sex tape broker told Doe’s lawyer that Ruiz desired the broker’s assistance in selling the video, the suit alleges. Doe’s lawyer, after learning that Ruiz had subsequently fired her attorney, sent a letter to her on Oct. 30 reminding her that his client does not consent to the release of the tape, according to the lawsuit. "Ruiz has not responded," the suit states. Von Miller (Denver Broncos outside lineback/2015 NFL season Super Bowl MVP)

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/12 **#2**
A more miserable looking celebrity couple on a date was nowhere to be found last night. This A- list network actress and her movie actor husband. All for show. Go to a place you know paps will be swarming. Just get this marriage over with already. Sofia Vergara/Joe Manganiello

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/12 **#3**
This A list reality star with a side gig is in danger of being sued. For the next 45 days she was not supposed to wear anything in direct competition with a certain line of clothes. Not only did she wear something in direct competition, but also got paid for it and posted it to the world. Kendal Jenner (La Perla) (Victoria’s Secret)

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/12 **#4**
To try and make it look like they don’t alternate weekends, this B+ list mostly television actor who goes from one show to the next in order to get away from the voice over stuff but has a movie franchise too offered to let his wife join him on a red carpet. She said no. She would rather party. Josh Duhamel/Fergie (Avatar-inspired Cirque du Soleil show TORUK - The First Flight)

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/13 **#1**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress/part-time reality star got some work done to her face. Trying to erase some of those hard partying years. Rita Ora

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/13 **#2**
The producers of this southern based reality show not called Southern Charm or RHATL are looking for a new cast member to drive up ratings. They want the cast member to try and hook up with any of the spouses of the stars of the show and will give the star a bonus if she can make it happen. "Married to Medicine"

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/13 **#3**
There is talk of replacing the superhero on an almost network show because the superhero is having trouble getting their meds adjusted correctly and is feeling a lot of pressure about the show. The more success the show enjoys, the worse off our superhero becomes. Grant Gustin ("The Flash")

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/13 **#4**
Holy f**kballs you should have seen this A- list mostly movie actress who has a new side business at a recent event. She usually uses coke to settle down but was out of the country and couldn’t get any. So, what did she do? Took a handful of pills from a makeup artist she hired for the day. Our actress was out of her mind whacked out. Scarlett Johansson ("Ghost In The Shell" Japan premiere) ("Yummy Pop" gourmet popcorn shop)

150. NY POST/PAGE SIX 11/14
1. Which tech guru invites scores of attractive people, particularly single women, on foreign retreats, then invites them to join him in his hotel room for a group orgy?

2. Which publicist was hired by a prominent digital journalist to try to identify rival reporters’ sources, but failed miserably?

3. Which blustering Manhattan lawyer threatens his many enemies, "I control Page Six, and they’ll destroy you," without realizing that the whole town — including us — is laughing at him?

151. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/14
A cast member on this hit show has been told to gain weight and see a psychotherapist or lose their job. Producers aren't happy with the dailies and feel that her appearance is not only a concern, but a distraction for viewers. Uh-oh. Natalia Dyer (Nancy Wheeler "Stranger Things")

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#1**
This foreign born B list singer who was once in an A list band in his own country and maybe a few Commonwealth countries has a way with words. The married singer will have you believe he is not closeted. He is. Deep inside. Clawing at that door to stay inside but sometimes he hooks up with a guy and it gets out. Nick Cave; Robbie Williams

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#2**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with the wandering age has been calling everyone she knows to not appear on the very popular television show of this foreign born reality star. They are fighting about a project he is involved in back in her home country and she takes it seriously.
Actress: Catherine Zeta Jones
Project: Lan mining disaster at Gwaelod-y-Garth
Reality star/show:

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#3**
Speaking of closeted, there is a Republican from one of the I29 states that rails against gay rights but is about to be exposed by his longtime staffer who is also his secret boyfriend.

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#4**
There sure was a lot of flirting this weekend between this married foreign born A/A+ list mostly movie actor and this A- list mostly movie actress who was in a secret relationship with someone from the actor’s home country. The pair talked a minute or two at a time many times throughout the night and went out of their way to do so. Ryan Reynolds/Emma Stone (Ryan Gosling)/Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences' 8th Annual Governors Awards

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#5**
This network reality star on a very hit show you have seen but probably can’t remember his name is married. Things are getting uncomfortably close between him and his seasonal co-star. He needs to run away. Quickly. His co-star has never not shared anything with anyone who will listen and loves to put her own spin on things. Carter Oosterhouse (wife Amy Smart)/"The Great Christmas Light Fight"

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#6**
For the first time in 2.5 years, this former tweener actor turned frequent drug abusing B+ list mostly movie actor was seen with his significant other/sober coach in public. Apparently the tweeners new foreign born A list co-star suggested our actor should be more open. Zac Efron (UFC's Connor McGregor fight at Madison Square Garden)

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#7**
This still young B list mostly television actor who was on a very long running middling network hit recently had a mini-stroke. It affected one side of his face. Probably from all the drugs and booze he did back in the day. Frankie Muniz

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#8**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is also creepy as hell if you meet him in person. He left his wife behind on his recent promotional trip and the creepy factor has increased 100 percent. If you meet him away from a red carpet flash, you would think you were face to face with someone from AHS. Jeremy Irons ("The Man Who Knew Infinity")

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#9**
This B-/C+ list celebrity offspring in a big acting family tried to come out as bisexual to her dad a few years ago and her dad took her to a bible camp for two months so she could pray it away. Since that obviously didn’t work, now they just don’t talk about her lifestyle choices. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#10**
Sometimes when our favorite alliterate B+ list mostly television actress gets just to the point of drunk, she starts sneezing. A lot. As in every ten seconds until she drinks some more. Her sneezes start quietly but as they continue, she can’t hold back and they get more loud. At an event the other night, she started sneezing and someone shouted from the back, "I didn’t know _____________ was here." January Jones ("Nocturnal Animals" premiere)

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity gets paid a lot of money to come speak and promote products. Part of the deal though is that his wife gets to plug her products while they are paying for him. Quite a few companies have started to get a little ticked off about this. David Beckham/Victoria "Posh" Beckham

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#12**
No one even talks about this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister being kicked out of school after such a big deal was made of the offspring getting admitted to the school. Maddox Jolie (Lycée Français de New York)

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/14 **#13**
Bob Ross He Ain’t: Whenever I would see this former celebrity on television acting holier than thou and quoting scripture, I would just shake my head and remember the two nights I witnessed his holiness firsthand at a con. Back then, they weren’t really called cons. We just called them conventions. What this one was basically a gathering of some people who were from different fields of entertainment and celebrity who gave talks. The subject of our blind was there as more of a crossover. He was a celebrity, but he was also there talking about being a success and even giving some demonstrations. I knew the name and even knew some of his work, but had never seen him or met him in person. At this convention there were a bunch of very attractive, college aged women who were getting paid as greeters and other gofer type things. I remember he had just given a talk about going to church and his beliefs and love of marriage. He walked off the stage behind a curtain and there were two of these gofers waiting for him because they wanted to take a photo with him. While a third person took the photo, he stood in between the two women and had a hand on each of their butts. He squeezed hard and said he was a big fan of theirs. Then they said something like he was their inspiration for going to this bible based university and he said they should meet up that night and he would show them some inspiration as he hugged and groped them. Honestly I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. So, later that night there was a party for the 40 or so invited celebrities. It was in this hotel ballroom. Part of a ballroom. The number of people was about 150 total so the hotel was only using one section of the ballroom. Sure enough, the guy walks in with those two students from earlier. No one even bats an eye that this self proclaimed very religious, happily married man came in with these two women who apparently he had taken back to his room earlier and had sex with is with them now. He proceeds to paw them throughout dinner and is openly doing lines of coke at the table. It was crazy. He took them into the next ballroom which was closed off from the part where the dinner was and apparently had sex with them because when he came back he said something to the effect of the coke was messing with his Viagra and he had trouble sealing the deal. He started drinking and getting louder. He got angry at the two women for something and told them to leave. A short time later he staggered out of the ballroom. The next morning, bright and early, there was our subject up on a dais with several other people telling the audience about hard work and values and blah blah blah. Meanwhile he is wiping his nose like crazy every five seconds. That afternoon I saw him out by the pool. He was actually in the hot tub and he was making out with some woman older than the college students by about a decade. His hands were inside her top and he was drinking straight from a bottle of vodka. I wondered to myself if he was like this at home or just was super staid at home and only let loose when he was away from home. Then, I also realized he was probably gone from home over half the days each year doing his thing and that if he partied like this every night he was away from home, he was going to die an early death. Thomas Kinkade

Which reality star has a surprise storyline in the next season to help ratings? After many seasons and lots of drama, interest in the show has dropped. And now the young star is getting pressure from the rest of her cast to come out of the closet. She is privately sexually fluid but in public she has only every dated MEN! Now she is going to reveal a new side to her dating life that includes dating beautiful models. While a lot of story lines have focused on relationship with the other cast members, this star’s main story line has been on her career and getting out of her shadow of her famous family. NOT ANY MORE! Kendall Jenner ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")

166. ATTITUDE 11/15
In the 20 years since Wannabe changed the course of pop history forever, the Spice Girls have endured as many dramas, fall-outs and splits as you can expect from any girl band. And in this month’s Attitude, the artist formerly known as Sporty revealed how her new album, Version of Me, deals with the negative side to the band’s astronomical success. "Version of Me is about being bullied," Mel explained. "About being in a situation as a young adult where I felt bullied and how that has affected me, and molded me in a way. "Unfortunately, being bullied can really damage people and even when you are stronger and over it, it can still be in the background – undermining you. I hope people will Identify with that track." Asked if the bullying occurred during her time in the Spice Girls, Mel replies: "Yes. I’m not going to name names. But yes." She continues: "It’s been addressed, they were aware of what they’d done. They apologised." Reflecting on her time in the group, the 42-year-old explains that she would have liked to have been "a bit stronger," admitting she let certain people in her life take advantage of her. "Now I’m older," she insists, "I’m a lot more confident and I will not be shat upon. But when I was younger I let people shit on me. What’s done is done but I’d have liked to have been a bit stronger. "When we were kids we were so hard on each other and so determined to succeed that if anybody fell out of line they were quickly brought back in. That was quite a lot of pressure to live under." Melanie Brown ("Scary Spice")

167. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/15
Move over, Miley Cyrus! This eternal A-list icon badly wants a coaching position on The Voice. 'She's been after it for awhile,' whispers my source, 'but it might actually happen within the year. She think it'll make her more relevant than she's been in a long time.' Our A-list icon is set to initiate the talks within the next 6 months, but apparently the producers and the network already have plans and contracts laid out for the next couple of years, so she'll have to be very convincing. Madonna; Barbra Streisand

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#1**
This A+ list magazine editor of an A+ list magazine is in some hot water after people accused her of being racist for a recent in office event she had. Anna Wintour ("Vogue")

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#2**
To boost the shippers on this network hit, these onscreen co-stars are now "dating." Someone should tell his boyfriend that the closeted actor is now "dating" a woman. Eddie Kaye Thomas (Toby Curtis) and Jadyn Wong (Happy Quinn) ("Scorpion")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#3**
This Teen Mom was diagnosed with a mental disorder but refuses to mention it on air or that she refuses to take medications for her illness because she believes the illness was made up by multiple doctors to get her to keep coming back and buy medicine. Farrah Abraham

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#4**
The married man that our B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition has been seeing finally separated from his wife and of course wants to be with our actress. She gave him a million chances though and so far is not back with him. He ended up splitting with his wife not because the wife found out about the actress but another woman. Katie Holmes

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#5**
I wonder if this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is going to split with her husband before or after Christmas. I think he is trying to save the marriage but it has been over for a long time.

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#6**
The PR people of this A+ list singer have been trying to get the media to report that the singer is dating this foreign born rapper. The problem is, first she is not, but that has never stopped the kiss butt tabloids. The problem is that another A+ list singer has an equally powerful team and have pushed back against that story line. Taylor Swift/Drake/Rihanna

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#7**
This A+ list singer/songwriter is turning into someone he has never been. Maybe he has, but didn’t let himself indulge in it. He wears makeup and has had a bunch of botox. At his home he only wears robes and has a staff (in addition to house staff) of 3 to give him daily massages, pedicures and manicures. Keith Urban

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#8**
The bazillionaire husband of this B list mostly television actress/producer strong armed a bunch of companies to give millions of dollars in product and money to make a charity event for his wife a success. Rumor is it he kept the money for himself and some of the best products/auction items. Eva Longoria/José Bastón (president of Televisa, the largest media company in Latin America) ("5th Annual Eva Longoria Foundation Dinner")

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#9**
This studio spent a record amount of money to get the star of their upcoming tent pole movie (expected to support the sale of tie-in merchandise) a very public accolade. Usually it is just about the right favors. This time though it came down to cash. A lot of it. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson ("Moana") (People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2016)

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#10**
Apparently this tool of an actor who has a new cable show and was once married to an A lister is even more toolish than I thought. Not only was he cheating on his now former girlfriend with people on the set of his new show but also was having sex with multiple other women at a crash pad he forgot to tell his former girlfriend about.
Actor: Ryan Phillippe
Former wife: Reese Witherspoon
New show: "Shooter"
Former girlfriend: Paulina Slagter

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#11**
Probably a little embarrassing for this B list mostly television actor/movie writer to be confronted by one of his exes while out last week at a grocery store. His wife, an actress, was several feet away looking at something on the opposite side of the aisle and about ten feet down from our actor. The ex, ran up to the actor and said, "I really miss you spanking me." It was right then, the actress walked up and introduced herself as the actor’s wife. Justin Theroux/Jennifer Aniston

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#12**
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who also has a superhero franchise looked so at peace the other night with his long time male lover and not having to pretend he is someone else. Still don’t know if he will come out, but he won’t be doing the beard thing again. Tom Hiddleston ("The 62nd London Evening Standard Theatre Awards")

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/15 **#13**
Several years ago I had the pleasure of meeting this former A list mostly movie director with the very interesting name. You know I love stories, so one evening I convinced him to do a lot of sharing. From that one night I got more information about more people than at any other time. The guy knew everyone and because of the types of movies he specialized in, everyone seemed to definitely be more open with him than they would with a different director. Here are some things that happened on the set of his movies. Director: Zalman King

#1 – This former A list mostly television actor who has had multiple hit shows but will forever be known for one iconic role never used his trailer when having sex with actresses. He was afraid of his wife walking in on him so he would use the trailer of our director. The director said at the end of the shoot there was not much furniture that had not been broken during these sex sessions. Tom Skerritt (Sheriff Jimmy Brock "Picket Fences") ("Wild Orchid II: Two Shades of Blue")

#2 – He had to shoot from behind and use filters and cut many scenes from one movie he shot because the A list mostly movie actor in the movie was regularly beating his co-star/girlfriend and wasn’t shy about bruising her everywhere. Mickey Rouke/Carre Otis ("Wild Orchild")

#3 – This long long time B- list mostly movie actor has been in everything. He was one of the male leads in one of the director’s movies. As part of his role he had several sex scenes with the female lead. Apparently our actor, even though he is married, generally prefers guys so our director would have the actor watch gay porn for an hour before shooting one of the sex scenes. Costas Mandylor ("Delta of Venus")

181. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/16
You may have noted this former A-list actor has calmed down in recent years. Our sources tell us the sole reason for the change in behaviour is his new therapist in New York, who apparently has really helped our actor get through his issues. Our actor doesn't want to publicise his process, however, because he's afraid of the situation changing. Glad that it's working. Alec Baldwin

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#1**
As soon as this B+ mostly television actor thinks he is about to be thrown out of the closet, he has his PR team send out something to the Kneepadiest tabloids and websites with some crap statement and they dutifully print it even though they know it isn’t true. Jack Falahee ("How To Get Away With Murder")

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#2**
This former child turned tween actor who is just strange right now has to pay his girlfriend each month because of just how strange he is. He thinks it is love and not the several grand he pays her each month that keeps her around. Corey Feldman/Courtney Anne

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#3**
This award organization had to promise an award to someone just to get them to agree to read the nominations for the awards. "People’s Choice Awards" (Jordana Brewster "Favorite Actress in a New TV Series"/"Lethal Weapon")

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct very hit cable show is dating someone on the sly because she wants to keep it secret from her minders who are trying to keep her close to them. Elisabeth Moss ("Mad Men") (Scientology)

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#5**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister. Our actress fainted from not eating for a week at a recent event. She lives on cigarettes and water which is usually enough to get her through the day but she is promoting a new movie. Lily Collins (Phil Collins) ("Rules Don’t Apply")

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#6**
Our favorite former A list mostly movie actress turned B lister is hooking up with multiple married men. She says she is trying to secure her future. Lindsay Lohan

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#7**
I don’t know if her relationship is still going or not, but this network reality star from a long running show was cheating on her supposedly future husband this past weekend. Julianne Hough ("Dancing With the Stars")/Brooks Laich; JoJo Fletcher ("The Bachelorette")/Jordan Rodgers

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actress turned B+ list mostly movie actress who is an academy Award winner/nominee continues to spiral into decline with her drug use. I’m not sure, given how wasted she was the other night, how exactly she films any scenes. Michelle Williams ("Manchester by the Sea")

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#9**
The soon to be latest trip to rehab for this B- list celebrity/former part-time reality star is because the guy she was seeing dumped her when she started using drugs again. So, she really started going at it even harder. Oh, and she has some crazy stories about the guy who broke up with her and a very much revamped dating timeline. Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife)/skin-care guru Peter Thomas Roth (police sought her after she ran off with her twin boys)

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#10**
This foreign born A list model/pro beard has been sleeping with one of the producers of this long long long long running movie franchise. She has been obsessed with being part of the franchise for years and has been hitting that casting couch with the producer as much as he wants. Irina Shayk ("James Bond")

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#11**
This non Teen Mom MTV reality star many of you know or at least know the premise of the show was wasted out of his mind at an event this week. I think he must have gorged on multiple pot brownies with a shot of some magic mushrooms maybe. He thought he was acting normally and probably thought he was getting away with it. Nev Schulman ("Catfish")/"Bad Santa 2" New York Premiere

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/16 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now an A/A- mainly just acts for the paychecks now and doesn’t care about much else. All of you know him. Things are about to get super messy with his wife because she is going to bust him having sex with his co-star who all of you know too. Pierce Brosnan (Keely Shaye Smith)/Kate Beckinsale ("The Only Living Boy in New York")

One of the questions asked most of me is which celebrities are horrible people. Coming in a close second is who is the nicest or the variation of someone seems nice, but are they nice. I know it might not seem like it from the blinds, but the vast majority of celebrities are really nice and understand fans make their fame and will stop what they are doing and interact with a fan. Eliminating celebrities who are friends of mine or who you would not guess, I will tell you who I think is the nicest celebrity I have met. Even though I have hung out with her multiple times, I wouldn’t say we are friends. We know each other and see each other from time to time. She is A list. OK, maybe A- list. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. One time we were walking through Beverly Center and if she stayed out in the main area she would literally get stopped every twenty feet. Then when she would stop, people would see what the commotion was and that would create a bigger crowd. When I say crowd, I am talking 5 or 6 people, but it was pretty constant. This was a few years ago when Beverly Center had their version of a dollar movie theatre. It took a good 30 minutes of walking from the middle of the mall to the end where the theatres were. The thing is, she never stopped smiling. Ever. Pictures, autographs as she slowly made her way to the theatre. When we got there and bought our tickets she could have bailed and waited inside a fairly darkened theatre and no one would have bothered her. But, she stuck it out in line for another ten minutes with a bunch of other people coming up to her and she just kept going and going. When we did get inside the theatre, she did acknowledge that it can be exhausting. She said that she loved the fans and would never say no to anyone, but that sometimes you just want to get from point A to point B and sometimes that was difficult. There was another time we were in this open area in between some buildings. Apparently some celebrity had been to the same spot 2 minutes earlier and had called in paps. They were hanging out waiting for the celebrity to come back out to get some more shots when they saw us. They swarmed which she does not usually get. In the midst of their swarming two families were trying to cross through the area and she went out of her way to go to them and apologize for all the commotion and chaos. She didn’t have to do it. I don’t think the families knew who she was but she did it anyway. I could go on and on about her, but she is the one celebrity I find to be the same all of the time. People perceive her to be sweet and kind and she is exactly those things and more. Emma Stone

195. POPBITCH 11/17
Which usually-beloved British actor wasn't making many new friends on a recent trip to a London hospital? He feared a Pink Floyd gig had caused him permanent ear damage – which maybe explains why so many people heard him shout "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" at hospital staff who didn't give him immediate attention. (We'd name him, but he's already threatened legal action against one paper on this story...) Benedict Cumberbatch

196. MR. X 11/17 **#1**
This permanent A list songstress brought another woman into the bedroom to share with her husband. Her husband fell in love with the other woman and used the money of our A lister to finance his relationship with the other woman. When the A lister found out about the money and relationship, the husband was kicked out. The other woman then dumped the husband. Mary J Blige/Martin "Kendu" Isaacs

197. MR. X 11/17 **#2**
This A+ list NFL player who is not a QB, has his PR people pushing another fake relationship. The thing is though, this particular celebrity offspring might go for it because she just wants to focus on her ridiculously overrated modeling career anyway so might as well get more exposure by pretending to date the guy. Odell Beckham Jr./Bella Hadid

198. MR. X 11/17 **#3**
This long time actress who everyone knows only has a few weeks to live. Maybe days. It wouldn’t shock me if she was already dead and her husband just wanted to keep her for himself. Zsa Zsa Gabor/"Prince" Fredéric Von Anhalt

199. MR. X 11/17 **#4**
That foreign born former boy bander who is closeted was making out with his boyfriend inside a club. When they came out of the club, the boyfriend was relegated to his usual role of five steps behind. It was not like the former boy bander was hiding it inside the club, but apparently he thinks outside the club is too much for his fans. Niall Horan

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#1**
This former Disney star who has been in some trouble will be dead within a month unless he gets help. His drug use is way more than one person can stand withstand. A sad end to a a life that started pretty well. Orlando Brown "That’s So Raven"

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#2**
This superhero has a thing for dating girls in high school. His publicist will say they are in college if asked, but he likes them in high school. Henry Cavill ("Superman")

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#3**
I had a blind in the past month or so about this A list mostly movie actor being an a-hole because he is off booze. A tabloid ran with it and now his PR people are spinning a story saying it is all untrue. Pretty tough to say something is untrue when the actor kept apologizing for being an a-hole because he had given up drinking. Channing Tatum

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#4**
The offspring of a celebrity who makes things for other celebrities killed someone in a drug deal gone wrong. "Jeweler to the Stars" Jeffrey Rackover’s son James/Joseph Comunale

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#5**
Apparently this A list reality star is not too distraught to have multiple plastic surgeries performed on her in the last month. I’m guessing after the recovery period she will declare she is no longer distraught.
Kim Kardashian

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#6**
This family is arranging marriages just to keep their reality income coming in. The Duggars

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#7**
It is amazing to me to see this A list singer say one thing about a colleague in public but use every kind of slur imaginable when talking about him in private. Kanye West/Frank Ocean

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#8**
This always causing trouble B list actress who has landed in something without a camera trashed a dressing room the other day because it wasn’t big enough. Hey, in her world it probably makes sense.

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/17 **#9**
At one point in time, this singer was A list or really close. For about a year I would say she deserved A list status. Now? You all know her name, but she has not done anything noteworthy in so long that I guess she would probably be a C lister. Only her name and the fact you all know it keeps her from obscurity. She didn’t have to be relegated to the whatever happened to pile, she chose to go that route and I know why. It must be six years ago now that I got a chance to hang out with her. There was a group of six of us having dinner and she came along with one of the six. I remember it was raining that night and the dinner lasted for hours because no one wanted to go out in the rain. Yes, we will melt if rain touches us here in LA. At that point, she was still in the music industry. I mean, she is today too, but her last success had been five years earlier and it was already in decline at that point. At the time of our dinner she said she was working on a new record. Singers always say that. It does not mean it will happen. In fact, it was another five years or so after that dinner before she released another record. It did awful. Her most recent record before the dinner did awful too. She was legal when she signed her first record deal. She didn’t get that deal though until she had sex with almost every guy on the label who wanted a turn with her. They didn’t beat around the bush with her. They said if you want to sign, you will need to have sex with any guy at the label who wants you. Sometimes these guys would have sex with three or four wannabe singers a day. During the recording of her first record she was told if she wanted the best songs and producers and promotion she would have to sleep with all of those people too. She did. She did everything they told her to do. That first record was a monster smash. It was huge. The record company made a ton of money off her and wanted another record as quickly as possible. Because they wanted it so quickly, they didn’t make her sleep with anyone. They didn’t want to take a chance on something going wrong. They just wanted to exploit her success. The second record came out really quickly and was a big success. Not a monster, but the record company still made a ton of money off her, of which she really never saw very much. The record company then wanted her to record a Christmas record and to do it quickly so again, they didn’t ask anything of her. This was not to say they weren’t screwing her over in every other way they could. Fast forward a year or so and after making a lot of money from her while she toured, the record label wanted a new record. Our singer thought it would be the same as it was for the second record and the Christmas record because she was a star now. Nope. She tried to protest but each time she did, they would suddenly give one of her songs to someone else on the label. She finally gave in to their demands, but waited so long and protested so much there was nothing much left on the record that could be considered a hit. Plus, she waffled on having sex with the promotional team. Her A list boyfriend wouldn’t step up for her. He said it was part of the game and he was doing the same thing to women he was signing or thinking about signing. The new record did well. It made the label money, but it really only did well in the US. When she said she would never sleep with anyone again at the label, they dropped her. When they did, no one would sign her. Also, the label put out the word that no one should do any projects with her which featured her even doing background vocals. Nothing. Fast forward two a couple of years before our dinner. She is basically out of money. She gets paid a fraction of what she used to get paid to perform. Plus, no one really wants her. She needs to do a new record. The thing is though, even though she was willing to have sex with whoever a new label said, they just were not all that interested in her any longer. One executive though said he liked our singer’s sister. So our singer offered her sister up and made her sister have sex with everyone. It took some time, but the record got made. It bombed though and no matter how much she begged or said she would sleep with someone, the label didn’t want her any longer because she wasn’t selling records. Her telling of this story took a good hour and a ton of names were dropped. If she wrote a book just about that hour conversation, it would rock the music industry. Not that they don’t know it goes on, but because of the names she named. Their perversions and kink. It is an amazing story. Ashanti (sister -Kenashia Douglas)/Nelly

209. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/17
It's done! My source, high in the New York publishing scene, is insisting the sequel fans have clamoured for is completed. 'Definitely next year,' the source insists regarding release date. 'Ideally early, but maybe Summer.' Brandon Sanderson Has Completed the First Draft of "Oathbringer", Book 3 of The Stormlight Archive

210. LAINEY GOSSIP 11/18
He’s single now so he’s free for single nights. And it seems he has a signature one night special, something he sends afterwards so that he can be remembered. But before we get to that, let’s get into the action first. The action he often enjoys on these nights is to do it his way all over the breasts. I quite like this move myself, with the right person. Now that you know this about him though? Are you thinking what I’m thinking? And picturing his kink and his past? Who he was with in the past? As for that memento, the something to remember, even though he’s famous he has no worries Snapping to his one nights a picture of his dick. One of the reasons he’s probably not that concerned about his dick getting out, though I don’t think it has (yet), is because of how it’s been described by those who’ve seen it (and there are multiples). Here are some of the adjectives: "big", "veiny", "massive". It’s almost as though he wants us to see, wants his dick pics to be shared. He does it with such frequency, it’s almost as though he’s daring it to happen. Sure, if that happens, he’ll front outrage, but it’s not like he’s particularly discerning about the recipients. It’s just that, so far, the recipients haven’t bothered. Which makes it even better, or maybe worse. That, perhaps, even though it’s "big, veiny, massive", the recipients – so far, at least – haven’t felt the need to boast about it, about him, in particular. Tom Hiddleston (Taylor Swift)

211. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/18
This deluded C-list actress signed up for an ensemble movie thinking that all the stars will share similar screen time and similar salaries. Think again, bitch. It's an ensemble in name only and she's stuck in a supporting role. Maybe you should've waited for an actual script before signing on for a premise.

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#1**
The soon to be B list celebrity offspring of this permanent A list model has a big drinking problem and needs rehab. Harry Brant (Stephanie Seymour) (has a new line with makeup brand MAC)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#2**
In the strangest pairing we have heard of for the entirety of 2016, this married permanent A list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee is hooking up with this foreign born to her own country singer/reality star who also had a legal issue with coke.

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor from back in the day is known by everyone. He has a franchise now to go with the one he had back in the day. Always quiet, he does have a bit of an issue right now. He has been dating someone about a year. That person doesn’t know he cheated on her a few weeks ago with a wannabe actress who took some pics of our actor in bed. Keanu Reeves ("The Matrix"; "John Wick")/transgender girlfriend Jamie Clayton

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#4**
This former tweener actress turned annoying singer annoyed the producers of her latest project and a co-star when they all attended a press event. Our annoying singer was scheduled to come out from one side of the stage but refused because it would show off her "bad side." The entire thing was delayed 30 minutes so everything could be rearranged furniture and press location wise. Arianna Grande/Kristin Chenoweth (Press Junket For NBC's "Hairspray Live!")

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#5**
Speaking of diva, a six block area had to be shut down so this A list singer could film a role in a cable show which is about to end its run. She didn’t want anyone seeing her. Rihanna ("Bates Motel")

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#6**
His band mates don’t know but this former A+ list tweener turned singer is back on drugs. Joe Jonas ("DNCE")

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#7**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor was A+ list when his hit television show was on the air. His movies struggle to match his television success. Oh, he does have a role on that crazy privacy show. Anyway, he was trying to get back together with his long long time former girlfriend but he hooked up with this foreign actress known for charging a fee for her, umm services. Jon Hamm ("Mad Men") (Jennifer Westfeldt)

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#8**
If you ever wondered why this A- list mostly movie actor from a very strong acting family is always walking or riding a bike, it is because doctors don’t recommend he drive with the medications he takes. Owen Wilson

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#9**
This almost television actor was on a hit pay cable show for a few seasons. Oh, he also wrote a rap that all of you know from a very hit song back in the day that featured a dancing cat. Yeah, anyway, our actor was out to eat the other night and asked for a million things and was given them all by a staff that bent over backwards. He stiffed them on a tip from a very large bill. Romany Malco ("Mad Dogs") ("Weeds") (MC Skat Kat is an animated cat who appeared with Paula Abdul in the video for her song "Opposites Attract")

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been staying with her A list actress co-star because she is having trouble coping with her husband cheating on her. Cate Blanchett/Sandra Bullock or Anne Hathaway (filming "Ocean’s Eight")

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#11**
LATIN GRAMMY AWARDS: Continuing her long standing reputation for being difficult, this initialed B list singer was rude to fans and staff and anyone who couldn’t do anything for her future success. Becky G

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#12**
It has been another year since this celebrity chose money and fame over family and has not seen her child. It has been almost three years. Lauren Silverman (Simon Cowell’s girlfriend)

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/18 **#13**
This show ended way too soon. Canceled in its first year, it still won an Emmy which was awarded after the show had been canceled. Despite only being on the air for a season, it is incredibly popular especially at Comic-Cons. I went to a cast party during the week it was canceled. SHOW: "Firefly" (Primetime Emmy Award in 2003 for Outstanding Special Visual Effects for a Series)

#1 – This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who cheated on her husband to be with a co-star didn’t have a husband back when the show aired, but she did hook up with a married co-star. Morena Baccarin (Inara Serra) (left husband Austin Chick for "Gotham" co-star Ben McKenzie)

#2 – Another actor on the show who sounds like he is in an acting family almost hit an actress from the show when she told him she had an abortion in her past. He didn’t talk to her for two months. Adam Baldwin (Jayne Cobb)

#3 – This recurring actress on the show who later would star in a very hit cable show was seeing someone and everyday they would meet at noon in her trailer. Apparently she is a very dirty talker and very loud. It got to the point where people would rush and get some food and then hurry to be at her trailer right at noon. Lots and lots of people listened. Christina Hendricks ("Mad Men") (Saffron)

#4 – This B- list take what you can get actor actually has a franchise as a voice over guy for a series of cartoon movies which kind of goes with what he does in television. Anyway, back when the show aired he was closeted and had a fling with a guy on the crew. He was deathly afraid of anyone finding out he was gay because he was kicked off a previous show when he was caught making out with another guy. That show was one all of you watched. Literally everyone on it is still working today. Alan Tudyk (Hoban 'Wash' Washburne) ("Frasier" which is ironic since David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney were gay, and Kelsey Grammer is rumored to be bi-sexual)

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/19 **#1**
I don’t know what this celebrity expected in her marriage. From the second week she started dating the A- list singer he was cheating on her. With everyone. So, she left him. Somehow he convinced her to come back and he kept cheating even days before and after their wedding. This time I think she really is gone for good. Marc Anthony/Shannon De Lima

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/19 **#2**
This foreign born Disney actor turned cable actor on a recently defunct show had a Disney beard for quite sometime. I think this past week has made him want to come out and he almost did earlier this week. Only a matter of time now. Gregg Sulkin ("Faking It") (Bella Thorne)

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/19 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/producer/writer can’t stand his B+ list co-star because he thinks she is throwing him under a bus on a daily basis. She is. He deserves it. Nate Parker/Gabrielle Union ("The Birth of a Nation")

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/19 **#4**
She was already having a tough time getting work because of the buzz coming from the set of her now completed movie. This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from a former franchise is not good in this huge tent pole movie and production staff says it is because of what happened on set. Her career might need a five year reset. Emma Watson ("Harry Potter") ("Beauty and the Beast") (she refused to sing/record with other actors)

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/20 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has spent most of her career trying to convince the public and studios she was one person. Apparently though, according to her own words, she is the exact opposite. As a result, she has almost zero work lined up as studios figure out what kind of career she will have moving forward. Anna Kendrick

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/20 **#2**
It seemed even just a few weeks ago that this was unlikely, but now it appears that this A list rapper and his A list reality star could be crashing and burning. It would be a spectacular accident, especially the fallout. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/20 **#3**
This foreign born superhero’s marriage has been hanging by a thread and now it looks like the reason is he is hooking up with his co-star/difficult to get along with actress. Chris Hemsworth/Jaimie Alexander ("Thor: Ragnarok")

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/20 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who still has A- list name recognition decades after her fame making show ended took an extra $25K from a guy the other night and made a video with him. A tad hypocritical. Pamela Anderson

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#1**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently there is no love lost between these two celebrities who share something in common and were presumably the only two in the building who shared that celebrity trait in common. The younger of the two called out the slightly older one for yachting and hooking up with guys for money. The older one responded it would not be long before the younger one did the same thing. Their unique celebrity trait brings in big bucks.

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#2**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This former Disney actress still underage/doing a lot of cable shows had the best time of her life last night. She said it was the first time she can remember where she could attend an award show or premiere and not have to pretend to be dating some guy she was bearding for. Bailee Madison

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#3**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: She sounds foreign born, but she isn’t. She does a lot of work as a singer and a writer and just hustles to make as much money as she can. Probably B+ list if you take into consideration her dance tracks. She was popping pills like candy though and by the end of the night was a mess. Janelle Monáe

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#4**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This B+ list mostly television actress who is on a network show that was destined to be a hit, but has really turned into a middling keep it on the air as a favor to the showrunner who makes the network so much money kind of show. Anyway, according to her driver, she kept her head bent down most of the drive to the show just doing one line after the other. KeKe Palmer ("Scream Queens")/Ryan Murphy

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#5**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: Just because you know you are going to win an award doesn’t mean you should go against doctor’s orders. It wouldn’t shock me if this A-/B+ list singer overdoses this week. Selena Gomez

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#6**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: The plastic surgery done on this singer/actress/Tony Award winner is extensive. I think she went overboard trying to stay young looking for her soon to be future husband. Idina Menzel/Aaron Lohr

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#7**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This foreign born B list singer who is a very very recent Grammy nominee is still breaking through here in the US. He might want to get those track marks looked at. He tried to hide them, but, when you got close, it was pretty evident. James Bay

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#8**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: I know she is married and I know she is pregnant, but this former A- list singer turned reality star/singer/wannabe actress sure was not acting the marriage part the way she was nuzzling this record executive after the show. Ciara

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#9**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: This foreign born B list almost network actress from a very long running show was complaining to several people that a producer she slept with for months ended up casting someone almost a decade younger which would put them barely legal. Probably. Our actress was drinking shot after shot and wouldn’t stop talking about it. Apparently the producer texted her while she was on the red carpet specifically because he knew he would have several hours before she could do anything about it. Kat Graham ("Vampire Diaries")

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#10**
AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS: Our favorite former tweener turned annoying singer did a solid yesterday. She freaked out in a way only she can when this married talk show host/mini Ryan Seacrest wannabe hit on her. She even did the wagging finger in his face thing. Ponytail was not disturbed so rest easy. Ariana Grande/Jason Kennedy ("American Music Awards" red carpet "E! News")

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#11**
Without the supervision of her celebrity mom, this C+ list offspring is now back on drugs again. She had a chance to really move up the list with her music and other things but just can’t seem to stay sober long enough to do it. Chloe Lattanzi (Olivia Newton John)

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#12**
She is an actress but you won’t be able to figure her out. Let me double check on that. Yep, just a bunch of one off guest spots. A lot of them to be sure, but nothing that would make you go aaah. Anyway, one of her very infrequent movies she started hooking up and then dating this mostly television actor who most of you know from one role that he played on television and in the movies. Things were going well until he wanted to get cast in a movie and offered up his girlfriend to get the part. She said no and left him. Kevin Connolly/Sabina Gadecki ("Entourage")

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/21 **#13**
Back in the day when I first ran across this country singer, his first single was about to come out. It was maybe a month or two from being released. He was trying to get some shows outside his local area to try and expand his fan base and sales. His deal depended on big sales and when that single dropped he wanted people to buy it and radio stations to play it. A radio station in one city did him a solid. They arranged for him to go on the air and sing his new song to a massive radio audience and would even sponsor a show at a club which held a few hundred people. The station did it more for the manager who was A+ list. Our singer was soon to be A+ list, at least in the early part of his career. He is probably A- list now. Maybe B+ list. Catchy name which is what saves him. Anyway, my first encounter with him was when he walked around the corner of the stage at the club where this show was going to be held. He said he was hungry and was looking for a N word boy to cook him up some food. Yep. Just like that. A guy I worked with jumped down the singer’s throat and said that kind of language wasn’t acceptable. The singer replied something to the effect he was not in the KKK and didn’t mean anything by it. He was just having some fun. Uh huh. I assume he was also having fun when he started making racist Hispanic jokes and went back to the N word later when he told someone the only good N is a dead one. He was about to get the crap beaten out of him by at least a dozen people. The only reason they held back was they didn’t want to get fired or to give the club or radio station a bad name. At some point, the general manager of the radio station overheard yet another racist comment and talked to the singer’s manager. The manager was appalled. Probably. I know the manager and will give him the benefit of the doubt but he continued to represent the guy because money apparently is worth more than racism. The singer apologized. His very short set consisted of every stereotypical thing you could imagine. he had a jacket with a Confederate flag on the back and one was the backdrop behind his band. He said these things to people he didn’t even know. Can you imagine the things he said and did around people he felt comfortable with? To this day he still has not changed. Oh, he holds it together better around strangers but you get him around people he knows and what he says is even worse. Oh, before I forget. He divorce his second wife when he found out she once had sex with an Asian guy years earlier. Yep. He also told her if she tried to claim any alimony or anything like that, he would tell her parents she was sleeping with a lot of guys and that none were white. It wasn’t true, but he knew her parents would believe him and not her so she kept quiet. Travis Tritt

246. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/21
Let me just give a warning to every straight male celebrity in the world: porn stars may have sex on camera for a living, but that doesn't mean they'll just drop their panties just because you had a modicum of fame. It's a lesson this B-list musician desperately needs to learn. He's constantly following porn stars on his private account and sliding into their DMs trying to make some magic happen. It rarely happens. 'He's got a reputation as a creeper,' says my porn star source. 'From Leah Gotti to Asa Akira.' Ouch. When porn stars consider you a 'creeper,' you should really start evaluating your life.

247. L.A. WEEKLY 11/21
In 1999, shortly after moving to Los Angeles to cover pop culture for the New York Times, I ended up in a room with someone I’d never heard of before. She seemed to embody young Hollywood. She didn’t want to be an actress, a singer, or a star—though she would soon become all three. The art form she’d chosen to embrace was partying. She was with a model friend of hers and talking about performing a sex show together for someone named Artie the previous night, then taking dirty photographs afterward. In the background, as we spoke, the movie Saving Private Ryan was playing. After this conversation, she proceeded to get drunk on Midori sours (each with six cherries in the glass), make out with David Faustino of Married with Children, take a hit of ecstasy, play Britney Spears songs practically nonstop, and have a threesome. Maybe she said what follows for provocation and shock value. Maybe she didn’t. You decide…

PARIS HILTON: I had a breast job when I was fourteen, but my mother made me take them out.
(How old are you now?)
HILTON: I’m eighteen.
(Are you working?)
HILTON: I’m thinking about posing for Playboy. They love famous people’s kids.
(Like who?)

HILTON: I don’t know. And the only reason I’d do it is because when my dad finds out, he’ll pay me double the money not to do it.
HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.
(Which guy?)
HILTON (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses) Does that guy look black to you?

(How black does a guy have to be?)
HILTON: One percent is enough for me.

Vin Diesel

248. RADAR ONLINE 11/21
Andy Cohen isn’t afraid to kiss and tell! In Superficial, his new book of private diary entries, the Watch What Happens Live host reveals his nicest and nastiest guests of all time. Andy Cohen says he once turned down a "massive movie star" [to be a guest on WWHL because he] refused to stand up on air or discuss his most famous film role. "I said let’s cancel him, it’s not worth it and it’s not a fit," he reveals. Tom Cruise

249. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/21
Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling infamously hated each other on the set of The Notebook, but despite their tension off set, they still successfully portrayed a great romance on the screen. If only I could say the same for these two actors. They were tasked with that difficult task of creating a great on-screen romance, but completely failed with snore fest performances and zero chemistry. Why? Because the actors disliked each other and unlike Gosling and McAdams, it came out on the screen. Britt Robertson/Scott Eastwood (Nicholas Sparks’ "The Longest Ride")

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#1**
The best friend of this A+ list singer now turned dual threat actress at least for one project in each is spilling on her friend. Not only to the tabloids but also to that violent ex. It is how he knows where to be when to call or text to catch the singer at her most vulnerable. Rihanna/Melissa Forde/Chris Brown

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#2**
A lot of tension on set between these two A list actresses. Apparently back in the day, this foreign born A list actress was talked into investing some money with the other A lister’s ex. Our foreign born A lister still blames the other for her loss and feels like the other A list actress has not ever fessed up or apologized properly. Cate Blanchett/Anne Hathaway (Raffaello Follieri)

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#3**
This original record company executive/mogul doesn’t really get angry, but there will be repercussions against someone who outed him publicly. It will also probably jack up the amount he has to pay to models. Look for the ex-wife to come forward and tell the world how good he is in bed or something. Russell Simmons/Kimora Lee Simmons (outed by Africa Bambatta’s ex-bodyguard)

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#4**
The lies just became too much for this former B+ list mostly television actress. She had to split with her husband because she couldn’t keep all the stories straight about where she was every night. Naya Rivera/Ryan Dorsey

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#5**
While this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has been promoting her new movies, her athlete husband is meeting new women in his new town. He is not being very discreet about it either. Gabrielle Union ("Almost Christmas")/Dwyane Wade (Chicago "Bulls")

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#6**
Staying in the same town as #5, this athlete in a different sport is having a rough year. It is going to get worse if his celebrity wife follows through on her divorce plans. At this point, the whole marriage is a sham anyway. Jay Cutler (Chicago "Bears")/Kristin Cavallari

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#7**
This world famous Olympic athlete is being blackmailed over some photos and cellphone videos that would probably cancel all his endorsements. Usain Bolt

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#8**
This A/A+ list mostly movie actor who also directs is trying to spin the tables on a guy who is selling information about the actor. Apparently the actor has leaked to the tabloids that the man is crazy. He is actually perfectly sane and just has an incredible story to tell about the actor who wants no part of being near that story.

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#9**
This now former Disney star and her sibling have become two of the biggest cokeheads in town. They are also known for doing some crazy things for the coke. Things that are fun at a party but won’t keep them working long. Bella and Dani Thorne

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#10**
This Hunger Games actor was too drunk to drive after an event this week but it took several people to wrestle his car keys from him. These were strangers who saw him fall down several times before asking one for help to open his car door. He was pushing a button on his cell phone to try and get it to open. Josh Hutcherson ("L.A. Clippers" game)

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#11**
This former A list singer turned reality star turned trying to get his career back on track after a well deserved crash was not doing himself any favors last night. He said he was fiddling with his keys. That is not what multiple models said. They said his hand was in his pocket and doing his thing while asking them if they wanted to hang out later in the night.

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#12**
As famous as she is, this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner, is not as famous as she once was. She said if she thought she could get back together with the ex that made her famous, she would do so and dump her current husband. Julia Roberts/Kiefer Sutherland

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/22 **#13**
Between now and Thanksgiving, the big blinds will all be Kindness blinds. Originally the one I am posting now I thought would be best on Thanksgiving. Then, I realized maybe you wouldn’t see it because you were busy with friends and family. Maybe you wouldn’t see it tomorrow because you would be traveling or leaving work early. To me, it was important you saw it. It means a lot to me. Even though our subject is US born, most people in the US will be hard pressed to think of who our subject is, while people in Europe might get it in a second. While I write this, I am listening to her music. When I think about her, I am reminded of what a truly talented singer she could be. Honestly, I wish she could have sung a duet with Amy Winehouse just to see who could do better. I haven’t looked through every Amy Winehouse interview or her influences, but it wouldn’t shock me to see her mention the subject of our blind. Our subject used to be A list in her town but nowhere else. One of those performers who makes a ton of money at home, but would be forced to play for free on the road. One night, after a show, I had met with a group who was on the road and they wanted to see someone. I told them I knew the perfect person, but once they saw her perform, their life would change forever. People talk like that all the time. A lot of hyperbole. Not with our subject. Nope. If you saw her once, you remembered her forever. Her sets covered any kind of music being played in the world. No one could put her into one type of genre. Music was her genre. When she finished her set, I introduced her to the guys in this band. She now had huge fans and as usual there was talk of wanting to record with her. It was the same every night she performed. I asked her if she wanted to do a shot and she said she would but that in return I had to go help out at a food kitchen at 6 a.m. It sounded all good at that time of the night so I agreed. At 530 a.m. the phone rang and rang and when I finally answered it was her telling me to get my ass up and meet her there. There is where she went every morning. Well, most mornings. And when she finished making and boxing all the meals in the morning, she would spend a few hours delivering those same meals. This is the same person who never went to bed before 1 or 2 in the morning. The program had originally been designed to make and box meals to people with AIDS who were to ill to do it themselves. At this point in time, the drug cocktail was out, and things were changing, but AIDS patients were the main recipient. The program still exists, but now has shifted their focus to other people in need, including those who still need help and suffer from AIDS. I usually went down to help once a week or every other week. To be honest, it was usually only when reminded by our singer. She did a lot of reminding. She did a lot of wrangling. She did a lot of fundraising. She did so much wrangling, reminding and fundraising that the number of meals served tripled. She got all kinds of businesses on board. She hounded restaurants to have days where their proceeds would go to help the mission. Tireless does not begin to describe her. Until one day she was tired. Dying. Given a few months to live. In so much pain but she was there doing her best everyday. Until she couldn’t. Until the day the meals we made were for her and taken to her. The person you would do anything for. The person who would do anything for you and for strangers and do it with joy in her heart was the one in trouble. The one who died of cancer. The one who achieved her greatest professional success after she died. The one who only went number one after she died. The thing is, for those who knew her and those who loved her and those who were thankful for what she did each day, she was always our number one. Like so many others, I loved her and miss her so very much. Eva Cassidy
 (The Best of Eva Cassidy playlist)

263. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/23
Paging Dr. Melfi. A regular conversation on the therapist couch for this B-list actress is that she's never won the most coveted acting award of all, an Academy Award. 'She considers her whole career a failure because of it,' claims the source, 'despite have nominations.' Glenn Close (nominated for 6 Oscars)

This movie star beauty doesn’t have the BEST VISION and never leaves her house without her CONTACT LENSES to correct her vision. But without them she is not only blind, she is cross eyed! Sometimes she is spotted out wearing glasses but she is never seen with just her natural eyes! She literally couldn’t walk across a room without bumping into the furniture! Demi Moore

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#1**
This former A list celebrity who has had multiple chances in the same format has taken her fight with the parents to the child of these celebrity parents. It just doesn’t look good at all and is damaging her hopes for a comeback.

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#2**
There is some confusion about exactly what was said, but this foreign born A+ list athlete everywhere in the world but Canada and the US might have come out of the closet. There are reports he did. That would also expose that very professional beard for what she does. Questions would be asked. Cristiano Ronaldo (Irina Shayk)

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#3**
This former A- list reality star turned bizarrely spending whatever is left of her money is getting paid by all type of white nationalist movement groups because she still has a much bigger platform than any of them. She loves doing it. Tila Tequila

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#4**
Apparently there have been recent attempts at suicide by this former A+ list rapper. He has fresh knife marks on different parts of his body. Kanye West

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress on a hit cable show now has much higher name recognition than she probably thought she would get. Apparently she doesn’t want to endanger her new status and paid her ex $50K to stay quiet about dates and timelines. Her friends are all selling some very damaging information about her to tabloids. Meghan Markle ("Suits")/dating Prince Harry

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#6**
This rapper turned convict turned rapper with the brand for a name is trying to make everyone believe he loves women. He pretends, but he is so into guys and has left a long trail of them behind. Gucci Mane

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#7**
Night and day for this A-/B+ list foreign born mostly movie actress. That is what the press are calling her interviews for the franchise that recently suffered a big fail compared to the interviews she is doing now just a month later. She feels she is finally getting the credit she deserves and is not a fan of the A+ lister she co-starred with recently.
Felicity Jones ("Inferno"/Tom Hanks) ("Rogue One: A Star Wars Story")

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#8**
This A- list mostly television actress has a new pay cable show to go with the long long long running hit pay cable show she had in the past. Apparently she told her housekeeper and cook they needed to work tomorrow because she wants to throw a party. She had told them they could have the day off as recently as a week ago, but changed her mind. Our actress might have no help forever unless she changes her mind back. Sarah Jessica Parker ("Divorce" and "Sex and the City")

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#9**
This foreign born singer has had success in his own country singing. His greatest success though has been through reality television in his country and a past relationship he exploited the hell out of for publicity. Now, with someone else, he was cheating on his wife with another woman, while his wife was in the hospital. Peter Andre (ex - Katie Price)/wife Emily MacDonagh just had a baby

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#10**
This former celebrity turned reality star turned girlfriend of an A lister is still sleeping with the same actor she has been sleeping with for a decade. All through relationships and her marriage, she never stops hooking up with that guy. He just didn’t have enough money/fame for her to marry. Stacy Keibler/Geoff Stults (dated George Clooney and Jamie Foxx) (married Jared Pobre)

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#11**
Our favorite foreign born escort who used to be a B lister in her country and has done the acting thing here and there and some radio and some reality and dated a musician here from a musical family was wasted out of her mind on coke at an awards show this week. Sweating like she was going to die right there at the show. Sophie Monk (2016 Aria Awards)

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#12**
Usually, just like in a real relationship, when a beard relationship dies, there is some kind of announcement. Not the case with this foreign born actor who loves taking his shirt off and that foreign born model he was dating. She went back to her ex and no tabloid said a word. They hyped up the relationship and then poof, crickets. It is like it never happened. Alexander Skarsgård/Alexa Chung

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/23 **#13**
This singer has nearly gone broke multiple times because of his generosity, I first met him way back in the day. He was just becoming a star. In his corner of the entertainment world he is probably a permanent A lister. He is foreign born and a multiple Grammy Award nominee/winner. He came to the US illegally when he was a teen. Since he has made it big, he has taken certain causes under his wing. Yes, I used the word wing because it is the day before Thanksgiving. Also, it is holiday related. Thanksgiving included. Our singer noticed that some of his cousins never made it to holiday celebrations. The reason? The owners of farms treated Thanksgiving as a normal Thursday. They might take off slightly early, but it was still a Thursday and farming needed to be done. Enter our singer. He started meeting with farmers and discovered that about half the farmers would actually be willing to not work on Thanksgiving and other holidays but that the workers wanted to work because they needed the money. The farmers couldn’t afford to pay for no work being done. The profit margins were too thin. So, our singer stepped in and paid the salaries for about 100 farm workers that year for Thanksgiving and Christmas. From those humble beginnings, he now not only pays for about 2500 farmers not to work those two days, he also spends tens of thousands of more dollars to buy them all meals for their families for each of those days.

278. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/24
This C-lister is getting hungry for fame and attention. They recently had a new project released and in order to promote it, they seriously considered doing a sit-down interview, where they would talk about the sexual abuse they suffered and mention the name of the famous sexual predator. 'They spoke it over with their publicist and a lawyer,' says the source, 'and the publicist threatened to drop them if they went through with it.' Corey Feldman

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/24 **#1**
Several writers have quit this middling network sitcom which is new to the air this year. The reason? Politics actually. The A list dual threat actor who is often under this comedy umbrella and the majority of his writers are from one political party and the ones who quit are from another. They just couldn’t get along at all. Kevin James ("Kevin Can Wait")

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/24 **#2**
It is amazing how quickly the illness of this foreign born model turned reality star went away when she was the one who would have to start paying for treatment. Suddenly, everything is great and illness free. Yoland (David Foster) Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Lyme Disease

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/24 **#3**
This foreign born B- list celebrity offspring of permanent A listers got his girlfriend pregnant. Mommy will not be happy. Brooklyn Beckham (David and Victoria Beckham)

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/24 **#4**
She doesn’t know it yet, but this B list actress who has a canceled television show every couple of years or some straight to on demand movie a couple of times a year, got her new tv job because of the producer. He doesn’t believe in her acting talent but has always wanted to hook up with the married actress since he saw her in an iconic teen movie which is the only reason she has a career. He thinks having her around all the time will give him his shot.
Actress: Alicia Silverstone
Iconic role: Cher ("Clueless")
New show: "American Woman"
Producer: John Riggi or John Wells

283. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/25
I just got this email from one of my best sources: 'She's not really Jewish. She's an Atheist. She wasn't raised Christian. She's not liberal. She's not conservative. She's a libertarian. That's all.' Ivanka Trump

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/26 **#1**
This former awful actress turned reality star is going to keep having babies like a Duggar since there is a $1M incentive for each child from her wealthy family. Tori Spelling

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/26 **#2**
Our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is avoiding her second home like the plague. Way too many people she owes money to there. She now prefers to stay in other parts of Europe when at all possible. Lindsay Lohan (London)

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/26 **#3**
This band which has had a pretty good 2016 is banned for one year from getting any of these music awards after they broke the rules and publicly explained how the awards are bought and paid for. I have told you for years, but I think it might be the first time one of the bands has said anything. "Twenty One Pilots"/American Music Awards

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/26 **#4**
A couple of cracks in the nice guy armor for this barely A+ list mostly movie actor who made his fame on network television. Our actor, who has remained mum on certain political issues has not remained mum about what he thinks of pet owners who treat their pets like kids. Some really bad things about cat owners. Oh, and he is also Paris Hilton attentive and loyal when it comes to pets. Chris Pratt
(animal problems)

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/27 **#1**
This foreign born A+ list celebrity hates the new actress girlfriend. Our A+ lister is usually super quiet about her feelings, but not this time. Basically it is as close to blast as she does. Kate Middleton/Meghan Markle

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/27 **#2**
This former A+ list singer doesn’t care about the show, he just wants to have sex with the singer turned actress lead. John Mayer/Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/27 **#3**
This technically married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress spent the night with her boyfriend for the first time ever. Previously, they had not spent more than 3 or 4 hours together. Must be getting serious. Jennifer Garner

291. MR. X 11/27
What closeted A+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee spent Thanksgiving with his beard and his longtime boyfriend? She tagged along because she was there to sleep with a rich guy for the promise of a high profile spokesperson gig. Leonardo DiCaprio/Nina Agdal

292. ALL ABOUT THE TEA 11/28
This reality wife’s marriage might look like perfection — but the wedded bliss came at a price. Her husband was busted cheating with a co-worker, and the scandalous discovery was met by a scheme to cover the dirty deed. The wife has an image to protect, so her cheating husband cracked open his wallet to pay for his mistake. The woman was paid off, and sent away — pocketing a tidy six figures for her trouble. The couple resumed their fanciful life of luxury — selling their united front. The duo bandaged the scar on their marriage — and few know about the plot to cover the truth. A side reality player spilled the scalding tea — but a threatened network was bullied into silence. The tawdry secret taints the couple’s story, but a pristine facade remains intact for these reality champs. Heather and Terry Dubrow ("Real Housewives of Orange County")

293. PEREZ HILTON 11/28
What talk show host pressures their employees to adopt dogs, even when they feel forced to and don't really want one???? Ellen DeGeneres

294. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/28
I've heard this industry rumour several times over the last couple of years, so I'm starting to think there may be some fire with the smoke. Apparently these two B-list television actors are in a relationship. There's a large age difference and they allegedly hit it off when he was playing her father on their hit television show. They've worked together quite frequently since and the rumour continues to circle them both. It's yet to be addressed by either of them and hasn't leaked out into the mainstream press. Lena Headey/Charles Dance ("Games of Thrones"; "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies")

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#1**
This foreign born A list rapper/singer canceled a recent gig because he was wasted out of his mind on some drugs he bought in the country that hit him like no other drugs previously. Drake (Abu Dhabi)

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#2**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress just had a big double payday. She showed up and got paid by her beard and also got paid almost six figures for one night with a very wealthy man who is the reason she went on this trip. She isn’t so much into the beard thing. Rita Ora/Lewis Hamilton

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#3**
In what might be the quickest hotel room trashing of all time, this former A+ list singer turned A- lister who likes to act got ticked off at her people. She thought they didn’t do a good enough job keeping her away from fans and let them, and her hotel room have it. 30 minutes after checking in, she had to move into another suite. She had to cough up an extra damage deposit before the hotel would let her. Lady Gaga

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#4**
His wife had to wait patiently OUTSIDE their car, while this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spent an hour applying makeup just perfectly for a quick photo op. The application of the makeup took twice as long as the appearance. Eddie Redmayne/Hannah Bagshawe (met Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall)

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor turned parody of himself was beyond sick by the time he finished boozing it up while getting paid for an appearance. He had been doing better, but this was over the top. David Hasselhoff

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#6**
Just because she was doing some charity work was no reason why this B list mostly television actress from a pay cable show shouldn’t bring her personal pap to the event. The great thing in her mind was she also took a cut from the photos that were taken of other celebrities. Emmy Rossum

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#7**
Apparently my favorite sister of this foreign born A-?B+ list mostly movie actress was with a guy who thought she she look younger. So, she went to a plastic surgeon who did a horrible job. Just awful. When the guy saw how it looked, he dumped her.
Monica Cruz/Penelope Cruz

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#8**
As far as I know it has been at least a decade since this foreign born singer who used to be married to an A lister was with a man. That all changed this week with an old friend he met at a club for some drinks. Gavin Rossdale (Gwen Stefani)

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#9**
"Could I have just a half glass of wine please," turned into about twenty more of those half glasses in the four hour flight back to LAX for this B- list mostly movie actress who has A+ list name recognition but not because of her acting career. Our actress did not drive herself or her kid(s) home after the flight. Katie Holmes (Suri)

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#10**
I suppose it could be a keep your enemies closer type thing, but, despite all the whispers and my blind item and everyone else seemingly in on it, this A- list celebrity in her profession continues to hang out with the former A list mostly movie actress who not that long ago had sex with the soon to be ex husband of the A- list celebrity. Jennifer Meyer (Tobey Maguire)/Kate Hudson

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#11**
This extremely controversial former A+ list mostly movie actor has banned his girlfriend from the set of his new movie because he has a porn star visiting him at work each day this week. Probably just to chat. Mel Gibson/pregnant Rosalind Ross ("The Professor and the Madman")

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#12**
Look for a full on PR blitz by this Academy Award winning actress. She is going to prove to the world that her marriage is strong. It isn’t, but she thinks she can still hide the bad. Lots of cracks. Getting bigger. Too many people with too many stories about her celebrity husband. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban (Keith’s drug addiction) (couple retreat) (Keith’s affair) (Nicole’s affair with Colin Farrell)

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/28 **#13**
This is not true in all cases, but it happens enough to the point where there is some correlation. What is that correlation? You are more likely to be a self centered jerk if you are a one hit wonder. What is crazy is that at least in my experience, the jerkiness is in place before the verdict is in whether they or he or she will have another hit. My belief is they know they got lucky. Deep down inside they know they got lucky and don’t have anything like that in them again. Maybe a friend wrote the song or someone who was in the band for just a brief moment. You can usually spot that kind of thing by looking at the rest of the record. Does that one song sound completely different than anything else on the record. I don’t know why it is, but there are much more male one hit wonder jerks than female. Anyway, here are some of the one hit wonder a-hole moments I have witnessed.

#1 – This one hit wonder group from a few years ago was 100% a-hole. I actually hated the song and was glad it didn’t make number one. It did make the top 5 though. They were already pricks before the song, so this just made things worse. While their song was on the way up the charts they had a photo shoot on a yacht here in LA. They wanted to make the most of it and invited a bunch of women. The yacht maybe went a mile off shore. It wasn’t much. Apparently there was one woman there who didn’t want to have sex with any of the guys in the band so they grabbed her and threw her overboard. She couldn’t swim. And you know what? They didn’t care. Several people rescued her and the a-holes told the rescuers they shouldn’t have rescued her and she was probably lying about not being able to swim and she deserved to go overboard because who comes out for this kind of thing who doesn’t want to have sex with a guy in the band.

#2 – This next a-hole didn’t quite crack the top 20. Famous name. Famous family. They were probably a-holes too. Our one hit wonder is the "featuring" on this song. The main singer all of you know. Seriously. Anyway, our a-hole was on a flight from LA to New York. He was in Business Class and seated next to this teenage girl who was maybe 15. She was traveling alone, but I never figured out her circumstances. Whether she was an actress or did an upgrade or what. Anyway, before the place even takes off, he is offering her booze. She said no. In the air he is offering her more booze and some kind of pill he was crushing and snorting. She said no. He is getting more wasted and more aggressive. When she keeps saying no, he goes into a rant about she thinks her p***y is too good for him or is she some f**king lesbian because everyone wants to suck his d**k and that she should feel lucky he is even talking to her. It starts getting louder and the girl is literally shaking and crying. Turns out there was a marshal on the flight. He talks to our a-hole and moves him to the opposite side of the plane for the rest of the flight. A flight attendant sat with the teen the rest of the flight. Nothing happened to the a-hole. They made him wait until after the teen left the plane before he could get his stuff but no charges were filed and he was never even detained.

308. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/29
A friend and I were discussing celebrities and their religious beliefs a couple of years ago and he pointed out a curious trend, mentioning that most lose their faith and their religion when they're deep within the entertainment industry, but a remarkable amount return to religion in their later years, and the belief gives them a peace away from the industry. This A-lister is our latest example. She left her childhood faith, but over the past 5 years she's gradually returned to the fold. It's one in a series of life-changing decisions over the last 10 years that she's made.

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#1**
The woman who calls herself the girlfriend of this foreign born dual threat A- list mostly movie actor not named Benedict Cumberbatch has been telling the paps where the couple is going so they can be outed as a couple. The last thing this actor wants is any type of relationship outing. Tom Hiddleston

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#2**
This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise might get that designation back when her big new movie is released. Apparently she has gone through a series of boyfriends who all get tired of the fact our actress refuses to go out in public with them except under very rare circumstances. Also, even though they may be having sex, she insists there be no public displays of affection just in case a pap or a fan sees them. She has a million other rules about going out. Emma Watson ("Beauty and the Beast")

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is a celebrity offspring of a former A lister. Anyway, our actor, avoids going home for the holidays because he has to find some woman to be his girlfriend. His family would not be supportive of our actor being out. So, he stays in the closet to them and the public. Scott Caan

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#4**
This former superhero had a slip a few weeks ago in his sobriety so has had to back off from that actress we all love. They just trigger each other. Not a good thing. Andrew Garfield/Emma Stone

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#5**
This former A/A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring has basically handed over her kid(s) to nannies and relatives. She feels like the kid(s) is/are holding her back. Kate Hudson

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#6**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who likes to go full frontal was probably not thinking about his actress girlfriend when he hooked up with the front desk clerk at a hotel where he was staying while promoting his latest movie. Michael Fassbender/Alicia Vikander ("Assassin's Creed")

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#7**
Apparently this A- list singer who is not only a Grammy nominee/winner but also an Academy Award nominee/singer is seriously ill. He has been dropping weight like crazy over the past six months. Sam Smith

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#8**
Apparently this stand up comedian/actor has cut off all contact with this A+ list mostly movie actress after he finally got her hints. He has now set his sights on this A- list mostly movie actress who I wrote about earlier. She has already put him in the friend zone too.
Comedian/actor: Aziz Ansari
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
A- list actress: Emma Stone

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#9**
Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actress craves more of those shiny Oscars. She laid down the law the other day with her manager and agent and publicist. She wants another one. Apparently her people then did some yelling and now the movie in which she starred is being released again. Yep, throw in the face of voters one more time. She already knows she has a Golden Globe nomination. Those reporters are scared to death to go against her. Meryl Streep ("Florence Foster Jenkins")

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#10**
With this A list reality star with a side gig saying no to a bearding gig, our A list athlete is trying his hardest to convince an actress who may say yes, just to get back at the network reality star who cheated on her with a different reality star who runs in the same circles as our first reality star.
A list reality star/side gig: Kendall Jenner
A list athlete: Odell Beckham Jr.
Actress: Zendaya
Different reality star: Valentin Chmerkovskiy

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#11**
Even in death there is feuding. This former B+ list mostly television actress who has made a living from the same role for over four decades is refusing to grant any interviews to networks or other media outlets that speak to any of her former cast members. Since everyone wants her interview they do it and freeze everyone else out. Maureen McCormick (Marcia Brady "The Brady Bunch")/death of Florence Henderson

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult singer has the gift that keeps on giving. I thought he had it for ages, but it turns out it is pretty recent and he is freaking out about it. Justin Bieber

321. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/30
Paging Alcoholics Anonymous! This A-list television star was removed from set due to his inebriation. He was taken to his trailer to 'cool down' and sleep it off. They managed to work around him for that one day, but he better shape up because he is the star of the show.

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#1**
This initialed rapper/actor/reality star is going to go ballistic when he finds out his wife slept with an A lister from a different corner of the entertainment world. It doesn’t matter that our rapper has slept with hundreds of women during his marriage, he expects his wife to stay faithful. T.I./Tiny/Floyd Mayweather

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#2**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor was forced by his wife to hit a red carpet with a strained happy face. There were no smile before or after the photographers. Everything is miserable. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter (Porter Magazine's Incredible Women Letters Live Special Performance)

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#3**
This aging, very tall B+ list mostly movie actress has now gone up three breast sizes in the past two years. She is convinced it is getting her more work after having trouble in the year prior to her first surgery.
Uma Thurman  (ex-fiancé Arpad Busson 'wants to prohibit actress from taking her daughter to Europe while she films new movie')

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#4**
This HGTV mega star with multiple shows keep spinning yarns about girlfriends. Maybe, he should just start talking about all the guys he hooks up with which is a reality, unlike the girlfriends. Jonathan Scott ("Property Brothers")

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#5**
As the buzz surrounding her movie continues to get louder, it is getting much harder for this future Academy Award nominee to hide the cheating she is doing with a co-star. Her boyfriend still seems blissfully unaware. Ruth Negga (Dominic Cooper)/Joel Edgerton ("Loving")

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#6**
A little coke bloat for this barely A+ list mostly movie actor who hasn’t used coke since his early days in Hollywood. He looked really bad at a recent press event for his new movie. Tom Cruise ("Jack Reacher")

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#7**
Instead of just breaking up with her boyfriend, this A list mostly television actress on a very hit, very long running network show, continues to stay with him. She busted him cheating but is so afraid of what the "world" will think about her failing yet again in love that she just puts up with it. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#8**
This lead actor in a USA series wore an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this weekend that had photos of dead African American police shooting victims on it. Beneath the photo was a sentence that said, "You know these N word wouldn’t have voted for Trump." He was asked to leave five minutes after he got there.

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actress got two of her co-stars to join her in a demand for a raise for their pay cable show. Instead of a raise, the show got canceled. It was on the fence of getting renewed and the actress pushed it over the edge for everyone else, cast and crew. Lizzy Caplan/Caitlin FitzGerald and Michael Sheen ("Masters of Sex")

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#10**
KINDNESS: Before he became an actor, he was a policeman. Before he was a policeman, this recurring actor on a network superhero show was just a regular guy who, during 9/11 was trying to rescue survivors from the World Trade Center. J.W. Cortes (Detective Alvarez "Gotham")

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#11**
This A/A- list singer who misspells everyone’s favorite part of the week needs rehab. The coke use is out of control, especially since he split with his celebrity girlfriend who was trying to keep him somewhat grounded. The Weeknd (Bella Hadid)

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/30 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult singer is acting more erratic. He told a woman he was having sex with the other day that she needed to hold the bible while they were having sex. He also kept telling her they were unclean. Justin Bieber

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/29 & 30 **#13**
PART ONE: Over the past decade that I have been doing this, from time to time I have been offered recordings. Either for sale, or sometimes for no other reason that people just don’t want the responsibility for hanging on to what they have. Most of those recordings I still have in my possession. I don’t have any desire to see things in the videos released. Most of the videos are not sexual. None were stolen or hacked. The vast majority of the recordings are celebrities doing a wide variety of drugs and they let themselves be recorded doing so. I do have a couple of recordings of celebrities having sex. I also have some recordings that combine sex and drugs. One of the recordings no longer in my possession is what this blind is about. This was almost a decade ago. I was at a party with some friends. Nothing crazy. It was a birthday party and the location of the house where we were celebrating was chosen because you could walk to a lot of clubs. No Uber back then. But, it was close enough where everyone could stumble back to this house. At the club, the first person I saw was this at the time A- list mostly television actress. A+ list name recognition. All of you know her. She is probably B+ list or even B now because she does not act much any longer. The thing is though she still has A+ list name recognition. She was at the club because the individual with the birthday was one of her best friends. I could tell the actress was not much of a drinker. She gave it a shot and after drinking for just a little while, you could tell why she was not much of a drinker. She got drunk quick. I mean within 45 minutes she was barely able to stand. I guess it had been her plan to stay at the club until her actor boyfriend could get there and they would leave together. He was still going to be a couple of hours, so two of us came up with the bright idea we would support her and keep her moving for the short walk to this house we were using as a base for that night. It may or may not surprise you to know that this was about my 20th time helping some celebrity out of a spot where you didn’t want to be seen by anyone in that condition. Especially her. She played off that goody goody image big time. She would not want the world to see her drunk. The only tricky spot we were going to have to worry about was by the front door and the people lined up. We managed to just kind of dwarf her to the point it almost didn’t look like there was anyone between us. When we got through the crowd it was just a matter of basically carrying her to the house. We arrived, and the key that was supposed to be under the mat wasn’t there. So, I was left alone with her while the other person ran back to the club and got the key to the place. It was sometime in early spring when this happened and it was kind of cold at night. I think the night air sobered her up a little. Not much, but just a little. We started talking and I said I or someone would let her boyfriend know where she was and to pick her up at the house. She then asked me for my phone number. I asked her if she wanted me to put it in her phone but she said no. Just to write my number down and give it to her. I did. She then handed me her phone and told me to keep it until she called me for it. At that point, the other person arrived back with the key and we carried the actress into the house and put her on the couch. We put a blanket over her and went back to the club.
PART TWO: My friend and I returned back to the club, the phone of the actress safely in the back pocket of my pants. Beginning about an hour after we got back to the club, my butt starts vibrating. A lot. I had forgotten about the phone until then. I didn’t forget about it again. The actress specifically told me she would call my phone when she wanted her phone back. When I looked down at the phone it said the name of her boyfriend. I debated picking it up, but she had been pretty clear about her instructions. It was the only time she appeared relatively coherent the entire night. The thing is, I didn’t want to press ignore and I didn’t want to mess with the settings on her phone to take it off vibrate. I was afraid I would accidentally answer it. I was also scared to sit with it in my back pocket for fear my butt would answer it. So, for the next three hours until the battery finally died I watched a vibrating phone be called 142 times. That missed number just kept climbing. Interestingly enough, the boyfriend never left a voice mail or sent a text. He just kept calling and calling and calling. Meanwhile, my phone was silent. I knew she had my number. I also told myself that she could contact the birthday person and get my phone number that way. When her phone finally died I realized just how tense the whole thing had been with those calls. When they stopped, I got hammered. Instead of going back to the meetup house I decided to cab home. The next day was a Saturday. I never left the house. Not because of a hangover but because I didn’t want to go do anything and be forced to interrupt my day when the actress eventually called me for her phone. The whole day and night went by and I didn’t hear from her. Not a peep. At some point that night I wondered if I should try and contact her through our mutual friend, but decided it could wait until Sunday. So, Sunday morning about 10 she gives me a call. She asks me to meet her at a restaurant and offers to buy me brunch for my trouble. I never turn down free food and this place she wanted to meet has one of the best buffet brunches, so I was in. An hour later, I handed her the phone and started eating. A lot. One thing about me is that I am not shy when it comes to food. You can be an actress who never eats and can sip a glass of water for two hours but I am still going to eat in front of you. A lot. This particular actress did eat. No carbs, but she ate. We were seated outside which is where you want to sit if you don’t want anyone to notice you. People do, but only the people who are seated next to you. You don’t want to be a celebrity and be inside on a walking path between a table and the buffet. I once watched Steve Buscemi take an hour to eat one omelette because he had to keep stopping to take selfies or sign autographs for fans. It was during award season when that happened and I tend to find my way there at that time of the year to see if I can spot anything. I told myself that he would never sit in that spot again. I was wrong. One week later he was in the same exact spot and the same exact thing happened to him. Maybe he liked the attention. Anyway, back to the outside and our actress. I came back with a massive plate of food. She waited until I sat down and with that smile she does so well, she said, "So, what did you think of it?" I had no idea what she was referring to. Did she mean all the missed calls from the boyfriend? I asked her and she said, "I know you must have looked at it. I would have." I had no clue what she was talking about. I told her so. She asked me over and over for the next five minutes if I was sure I had not seen what was on the phone. I told her about all the missed calls and that the phone died and I hadn’t touched it since. I did charge it for her, but never turned it back on after it died. I think she finally believed me. She said the reason she believed me was because of the way I was looking at her. I still had no idea what she was talking about. I had turned down a drink when I sat down, but I was regretting that now. She turned on her phone and when it powered up, she did some things and then turned the phone towards me. What I saw was her having sex with a guy. She was on top, fully topless by the way and the guy, who you couldn’t see was holding the camera up while our actress orgasmed. Loudly. She let me watch about 15 seconds of it before pulling it back. I told her that I had definitely not seen that before. Apparently the guy in the video was not her boyfriend. It was a guy she was seeing on the side and thinking of a way to tell her boyfriend it was over. Her boyfriend was being crazy jealous the past few weeks and knew something was up and was acting like a stalker. She knew that if she was passed out drunk, he would go through her phone. At night when she was sleeping she would keep it under her pillow, but she knew during a drunk induced sleep, he would pull it out and she would never know. So, she gave it to me. She said the only reason she did was that since I was a lawyer I probably wouldn’t go try selling it. I think at some point during the brunch I was looking her way and she said, that was how she expected me to look if I had seen the video. I hadn’t acted that way so she believed me and that was also the reason she showed me the video rather than just telling me. I didn’t ask about the guy or the boyfriend. We just ate and talked about other stuff. She broke up with the boyfriend the next week and eventually the guy in the video too. About two months later, maybe a little more I ran into her at the same place. I think it was Easter. She was with some members of her family going in while I was leaving. I walked straight up to her without her really noticing me. She was talking to a family member. I said, "Excuse me. I don’t mean to bother you, but do you think I could borrow your phone for a minute or two." During the first part of that sentence as she was turning and focusing on me, I think she thought the last part of the sentence was going to be asking her for a photo or an autograph. So, when her brain registered the last part of the sentence you could see by her facial expression that she was not expecting it but then she focused in on me and a fraction of a second later smiled that smile of hers and laughed while she said, "F**k off." I turned around and started walking out and I could hear her family member asking what that was all about and the actress telling the family member they wouldn’t want to know. Jennifer Love Hewitt/Jamie Kennedy

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