NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#1**
I want to make it clear that no matter how many times this potential EGOT
winner is a blind item that I like her. She is super friendly. She just needs
to learn to relax when dating. Not even dating. There she was at a hotel
bar prior to an event and she meets a guy. The guy gives her his number and
literally for the next three hours of the event does not stop texting him.
So, you say to yourself they had a nice conversation. Nope. He never replied
to any of her texts. She had a three hour one way conversation.
Kristin
Chenoweth "2015 Tony Awards Meet The Nominees Press Reception" at Paramount
Hotel
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#2**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress is on a hit almost network
show that has seen some cast shakeups in recent weeks. She was at an event
earlier this week and was a mess. Wasted out of her mind and it was not from
booze. Her substance issues were a root cause of a split from a long time
significant other who just could not handle it any longer.
Actress: Kat Graham (born in Switzerland)
Show: "Vampire Diaries"
Cast shakeups:
Nina
Dobrev quit
Significant other:
Cottrell
Guidry
Event:
"City
Year Los Angeles Spring Break"
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#3**
This former B list celebrity/part-time reality star reached her peak level
of fame while married to this crazed A list actor. She is pregnant and is
trying to convince the ex he is the dad and that it happened during one of
their drug fueled romps. I love that word. Way better than canoodling.
Brooke Mueller/Charlie Sheen
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#4**
This former Project Runway favorite was at a big event in his hometown this
week. Lots going on there. Anyway, he should be more careful about who he
invites to be his "date" because she was putting the hard sell on every rich
guy there and there were lots and lots. He brought her to show off a dress
he made but the wives of the men did not appreciate her.
Christian
Siriano/Wallis
Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts"
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#5**
This former A list mostly movie actress who bailed from a franchise and has
never had the same career since, is not invited to the Met Gala this year.
It is not because she no longer has a great career or because she wore what
is considered one of the worst dresses in the past five years, but because
she got into a war of words with Anna Wintours daughter while our actress
was drunk.
Kirsten
Dunst "Spiderman"
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#6**
KINDNESS: Last night at a screening of a movie, this always gorgeous long
ago one hit movie A list wonder who disappeared for a few decades before
making a triumphant return on a very hit pay cable show met a fan. The fan
was a female teen who sought out our actress at the sparsely attended screening.
Our actress had commitments to the press but stopped to take a photo and
sign an autograph. The teen then started talking and the actress listened
and listened and listened. The teen has been going through a lot of bullying
and the actress spent an hour with the teen. She then gave the teen her phone
number and also got the teens phone number and sincerely meant it when
she told the teen to call her any time day or night.
Actress:
Jennifer Beals
Hit
movie: "Flash Dance"
Cable
show: "The L Word"
Event:
"Proof" Influencer Screening
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#7**
A few nights ago I sat down with this person for about 20 minutes. I had
never met her. I dont honestly remember if I had ever seen her in person
prior to the other night. It was one of those times where I had lots of questions
but wanted to make sure I didnt give myself up and also couldnt
get her alone for 20 minutes all at once. It was two minutes here and then
I got five once. When I would "accidentally" run back into her each time
I would pick up right where I left off. I had so many questions. So many.
She is probably B-/C+ list in overall celebrity status and maybe A-/B+ in
her corner of the entertainment world. She recently went through a life event
and that is what I wanted to ask her. I started off by telling her I was
sorry to hear about what happened and if she was doing ok. She was kind enough
to not be completely rude at the very personal opening statement/inquiry.
It was after some comfortable banter and some bacon jokes that she kind of
warmed to me. That happens and then they start looking at the lack of hair
and large stomach and moobs that are larger than Dolly Partons breasts
and the warmth turns to fries that need to be reheated and never quite taste
the same as when they were fresh. Anyway. We talked. Well, she talked. I
asked. She said that when the life event happened she didnt suspect
it would be any different than anyone else going through it. She was wrong.
A series of hotel rooms, friends guest rooms and even a couch or two
to avoid the people following her and staking out some of her familys
homes. The warnings sent to her e-mail and of course the texts. Lots of those.
She changed numbers twice. The first time they somehow managed to snag that
number and she realized someone she thought was a friend really wasnt.
She kept her original number because of work purposes so she sees all the
messages. It wont do any good to go to the police because they dont
actually threaten. The messages are just reminders they are there and watching
like noting what she wore or what she ordered from Starbucks. They want to
make sure she stays quiet. There have been in person warnings. There was
the photo of the dead dog they sent her which had been run over by a car.
The photo caption said someone might have seen her driving from the scene
in her car. She had not of course but it was just a reminder. She thought
it would only last a few days but it has been going on intermittently for
months now and the chain smoking and fidgeting were pretty obvious signs
it was getting to her. She says that she will probably leave the country
for a bit and try to relax. Get a house in Thailand (not really; different
place) for a few months and stay off the grid. I will say that when she was
talking to people she knew that night she could still dazzle a room with
her smile and her looks and presence. It is when she is alone or away from
crowds that she is scared.
Agyness
Deyn divorcing Scientologist Giovanni Ribisi
"Christopher
Kane, MyTheresa - Los Angeles Party"
8. MR. X
05/01 **#1**
What one-named B-list pop star ordered several of her PR people to pose as
her fans on Twitter to attack several bloggers who reported that she left
a group of fans waiting for an hour during a meet and greet and was really
nasty to them once she showed up? Im surprised she still even has fans.
Either way, shes in way over her head.
Kesha
9. MR. X
05/01 **#2**
What foreign born 60s heartthrob is contemplating on coming out of
the closet after many years experimenting with his sexuality and saying some
homophobic statements in the past? Hes been living with another man
for the last decade, but the only reason hes hesitating is that hes
afraid his conservative friends will shun him. Engelbert Humperdinck;
Tom Jones
10. MR. X
05/01 **#3**
At an overseas party celebrating a fashion designer, this former A+ list
actor whos now a solid A left the party after only 10 minutes. Some
partygoers whispered that he looked high on something, possibly speed or
coke. Which is very hypocritical of him considering what hes said in
the past about drugs.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/"Giorgio Armani 40th Anniversary - Silos Opening And Cocktail
Reception"
(Leonardo
DiCaprio: I've "Never Done" Drugs)
11. MR. X
05/01 **#4**
Same overseas party as BI #3. This closeted almost A-list actor who stars
in a sci-fi franchise took one of his Gucci loafers off his sockless feet,
poured some champagne into it and let his boyfriend slurp some from it.
Lovely
Chris Pine
in sockless loafers
12.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/01
This actress starred in a TV show before she moved on to films. She had a
well-publicized split from her husband, and is now talking a lot about her
single status. But
what if shes not really single? In fact, she
is actually dating a producer, and has been for several months now! So why
is she pretending that she is "looking for love"? Allow us to explain. Right
now, pretending to be single brings her more than if she was dating. Pretending
to be single brings her a new project, more money, more publicity, and more
of a connection with her fans. If she announced that she was steadily dating
someone, all of that would disappear. So, for the foreseeable future, expect
her to cash in on her "single" status as a celebrity bachelorette who is
"looking for love"!
Actress: Hilary Duff
New Project:
filming
her Tinder dates in hopes of a future reality show
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02
This B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show says that
the younger brother of the two acting brothers is better in bed. Probably
because he was not staring at a mirror the whole time or taking selfies.
Actress:
Emma Roberts/"American Horror Story"
Older brother: James Franco (filmed "Palo Alto" in 2013)
Younger brother: Dave Franco (filming "Nerve")
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#1**
This former boy bander might be married but it has never stopped him from
cheating. This weekend he hooked up with this former network reality star
who is looking for new love after her reality love crashed and burned.
Joey
Fantone "N Sync"/Andi Dorfman "Bachelorette"
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#2**
The constant affair and everything that goes with it is finally causing too
much trouble for this national television morning host so producers are risking
his anger by moving out his mistress and hope he can find someone else to
hook up with that does not cause as much tension.
Show:
"Today"
Host:
Matt Lauer
Mistress:
Natalie Morales
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#3**
This weekend, this B list mostly television actress from a hit network show
who always seems to find a place in the blinds with her boorish behavior,was
at it again. Apparently the VIP area where she was ensconced was not VIP
enough for her because there were too many regular people also there. She
also complained about the free champagne and was a general all around horrible
person.
Sarah
Hyland "Modern
Family"/The
Kentucky Derby
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#4**
This host who only works special network events stayed out of the booze this
year and looked to be completely sober at every party she attended. Her companion
at each of the parties was a married network executive who seemed to have
completely forsaken his marriage vows because the two were all over each
other most of the time.
Tara
Lipinski/NBC commentator at the Kentucky Derby (POSSIBLY Sam
Flood)
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#5**
This recent network reality star from the same show as a blind earlier had
to rush back to her hotel room because she forgot her engagement ring. You
know, the one she wont be wearing much longer. Apparently she usually
keeps it in a box which is why she forgot.
Whitney
Bischoff (engaged to "The Bachelor" Chris Soules)
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#6**
This former B- list mostly television actor who has probably slipped to C+
since his cable show stopped airing, does have friends who help him get jobs.
He got the cable gig because he befriended a frequent guest to the blind
items who met him on a show in which she starred and brought him over to
the new one. Anyway, our actor is closeted to an extent. He is open in West
Hollywood but nowhere else. This weekend though, he brought his most recent
boyfriend and was not shy about introducing him although the affection was
subtle. Apparently not willing to go full on out in the open yet.
Actor: Josh Henderson
Actress: AnnaLynne McCord
First show: "90210"
Second show: "Dallas"
Event: "Black
Rock Thoroughbreds Presents 5th Annual Fillies & Stallions Sponsored
By Red Bull And Tito's Vodka" (The Kentucky Derby)
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#7**
At the Latin Billboard Awards last week this A list Latin singer was dumped
by his date to the show an hour before the red carpet. Apparently she caught
him with a guy and it was just too much for her. He convinced someone else
to just walk the carpet with him so it would look like he had a date.
Pitbull/Sophia
del Carmen
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#8**
The billionaire owner of this horse did not celebrate even a top 3 finish
in the Kentucky Derby but he did spend time with the married A- list reality
star he flies all over the world. They never meet in LA. Ever.
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#9**
This former A list reality star turned A list celebrity who makes most of
her money on side projects, got into a war of words with the relative of
our A listers former co-star. Apparently the relative was not happy
that the A lister was chosen to present an award and said that the A lister
would be nothing without the co-star.
A
list celebrity: Nicole Richie
Relative of former co-star: Nicky Hilton (Paris Hiltons
sister)
Event:
"2015 FIT Future Of Fashion Runway Show"
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#10*
This former A list singer/B+ list mostly television actress/B- list reality
star turned whatever she can take, threw a fit the other night until a guy
at a party would share his coke with her for free. He had wanted to charge
her because she used all his coke last time. Brandy Norwood
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#11**
This married A- list host who has hosted multiple reality shows for multiple
cable channels has a big problem with hillbilly heroin. He has several doctors
writing him prescriptions but it still is not enough.
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#12**
This A+ list singer was a no show in Vegas for the fight. She had planned
on going and her schedule was set for her to go but then the wife of this
A++ lister decided to attend. Plans changed.
Rihanna/Jay-Z
(Beyoncé)
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#13**
This is fairly short, but since the Met Ball is tonight, I thought it was
a good one to write. A few years ago when actors and actresses started attending
and models started getting pushed aside, this former A+ list super model
got her revenge. The former A+ lister could still model but mainly stays
home with that strange looking celebrity she married decades ago. Anyway
our former A+ lister was supposed to go and wear an outfit for a long time
designer friend. About three weeks before the event, the designer calls the
model and apologizes but says that this B+ list mostly television actress
at the time from a hit almost network show was going to wear the dress. The
designer owed some money and his partners thought it would be better to have
the actress wearing the dress. The model was willing to let it go and knew
the designer meant his apologies. Then the actress went off in the press
about how the model was washed up and that the designer had a vision and
that our actress who is married to someone much higher on the list than herself
was the designers muse and it was time for the young and that the models
should make way for women the world wanted to see and could see in something
more than a magazine that was decades old. The model vowed revenge. She knew
who was doing the hair and makeup for the actress because the designer arranged
for them. The model had them ruin the hair of the actress so much that she
had to wear a wig. They also used a concealer on her face that caused her
to sweat and did something to the dress that made our actress scratch herself
almost continually the entire night and also break out in some kind of bright
red rash. The rash took a few days to go down and the actress lost a modeling
job because of it. Im not sure the actress knows the model was behind
it or if it was just bad luck, but I do know she never said anything about
the model ever again.
Model:
Paulina Porizkova
Husband: Ric Ocasek/"The Cars"
27.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/04 **#1**
This superstar athlete cheated on his ex-wife dozens of times. So when he
started dating again, we wondered how his new girlfriend could possibly trust
him. But he is rich and handsome and charming and convincing. He even cried
to her about how bad he felt about the impact his behavior had on his family.
She believed he was a changed man. He wasnt. He cheated on her early
on in their relationship. They had a fight, but she eventually forgave him.
Unfortunately, cheating is a slippery slope. Since she let him get away with
it the first time, he just kept doing it. The final straw came when she found
a series of texts on his phone that made it clear that he had been having
unprotected sex with hookers. Plural.
Tiger
Woods/Lindsey Vonn
28.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/04 **#2**
Now that this actor/actress couples relationship is falling apart,
a new contest is about to begin. In it, each contestant will try to throw
the other under the bus! The contest will start soon. This will not be a
nice game. Nor will it be a fair game. Even though he is more of a mess than
she, he has more money, more fans, and more influence with the press and
within the industry. Weve heard that his team is planning to launch
negative articles about her on a regular basis. They will paint him as the
innocent, lovable guy who is just trying to make movies, and her as the
(gold-digging/ promiscuous/ lying/ cheating/opportunistic/ uncaring/ nagging/
drinking/ drug using) woman who is trying to destroy him. Most of it wont
be true, but that doesnt matter! As long as YOU think that he is the
good guy and she is bad guy, thats what matters! He wins.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
29. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/04
Madonna called up her friends in the entertainment industry to let them all
know that she dislikes todays blind item subject. Dont believe
me
Ask Jay Z. The queen of pop is the person behind the rumor that
todays blind item subject is gay. Know why? Because todays blind
item subject did not play along during a recent public display of affection.
Dig the drop: "Madonna used to like him, but she now despises him. He clowned
Madonna and she wants her revenge."
Drake
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#1**
MET GALA: This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show got
sick multiple times last night and never looked well. Tough to be sick in
a designer dress. The first time she tried to protect it but the second time
she was on her knees.
Keri
Russell "The Americans"
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#2**
MET GALA: The only drug use evident last night was from this former A list
tweener who was a tweener before there was the term. She has a bazillion
dollars now, but was a shaky mess who was using corners to get a bump or
two and didnt even bother going to the bathroom.
Mary Kate
Olsen
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#4**
MET GALA: This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show planned
on going solo but ended up dragging her husband along who apparently is showing
some signs of jealousy or a loss of meal ticket. The love of her life had
to settle for three quick hand squeezes and a cheek kiss that was a lot more
lips than cheek.
Kerry
Washington and Nnamdi Asomugha "Scandal"
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#5**
MET GALA: This former almost A+ list mostly movie actress was not happy at
the attention this A list mostly movie actress was getting and told the designer
if he ever dressed two women at the event again that she would not be wearing
his stuff. Yes she will. She needs the publicity right now.
Kate
Hudson/Elizabeth Banks/Michael Kors
At Met Ball
(Kate
Hudson) and
(Elizabeth
Banks)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#6**
MET GALA: Apparently there is a video of this former B+ list tweener having
sex with a former A+ list tweener. Apparently when the B+ lister has sex
she kind of barks or something that sounds like a bark. This A list reality
star who wants to be more walked up behind the B+ lister and barked
quietly.
Former
B+ list tweener: Selena Gomez
Former A+ list tweener: Justin Bieber
A list reality star: Kendall Jenner
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#7**
MET GALA: From my super secret spy at the Gala last night comes this story.
It involves the B+ lister from #6. Apparently a family member of the B+ lister
has had webcam sex with this foreign born A list model who is a bff of the
B+ lister. Vanessa Hudgens sister Stella and Cara Delevingne
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#8**
MET GALA: I dont think I knew this permanent A lister even drank any
longer. Apparently she does because she was hammered last night. Could barely
stand at times and was actually being really friendly and then started being
snarky as hell about almost everyone there. It was pretty brilliant.
Madonna
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#9**
MET GALA: This B- list mostly television actress does not have a show any
longer or at least it has not been on in forever so has been modeling again.
She was talking about divorce because of his cheating but that she is kind
of in a bind right now so is sticking through it.
Actress: Lisa Bonet
Show: "The Cosby Show" and "A Different World"
Husband: Jason Momoa
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#10*
MET GALA: This biggest elephant in the room was not the aforementioned network
actress and love of her life but this B list mostly television actress from
multiple shows and her recent B list mostly movie actor co-star. You could
cut the hidden feelings with a knife. The girlfriend of the actor probably
wished she brought a knife, but her eyes spoke volumes.
Aforementioned
actress/love of her life: Lisa Bonet/Lenny Kravitz
B list television
actress: Alison Brie
Multiple shows: "Community", "Mad Men", "BoJack Horseman"
B list actor
co-star: Jason Sudeikis
Girlfriend
of actor: Olivia Wilde
Movie: "Sleeping
With Other People"
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#11**
MET GALA: This award winning in her country one named foreign born B-/C+
list singer, was the object of derision from Anna Wintour who thought the
singer was trying too hard to stand out and hated the dress and the props
she was carrying.
Grimes
(carrying a tacklebox)
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#12**
MET GALA: This billionaire had two foreign born models on his arm. One of
them is a first for a huge US clothing label. The billionaire is foreign
born and spends vasts sums of money on designer labels and is a go to guy
for designers looking for money. When the billionaire said he wanted a blonde
model for an after party, this A list designer who had dressed his two models
said he would have someone waiting by the time the billionaire could get
to the party.
A
list designer: Michael Kors
Billionaire: Silas Chou
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#13**
MET GALA: This A list Academy Award winning mostly movie actress was shocked
when she would turn up at fittings and this A list rapper would always be
there. She had no idea how close he is to the designer. She knew the designer
had a boyfriend, but not the A lister. There was no keeping our actress quiet.
She kept repeating the story all night. I would love to live in a world where
I didnt know about it either.
Julianne
Moore/Riccardo Tisci/Kanye West
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#14**
MET GALA: This A list model said she spent most of the morning moving things
out of her A+ list former bffs apartment. Apparently she was only allowed
one hour to do so. It took 10 minutes. The former bff had everything boxed
and labeled with contents inventoried that the model had to sign for.
Karlie
Kloss/Taylor Swift
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#15**
#1 This former A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable
show that is no longer on the air making him a B lister with a crap franchise,
cheated on his wife last week with this foreign born C+ list actress/model
from a famous family who was married to a foreign born actor with a great
acting resume.
Actor: Aaron Paul
Cable show: "Breaking Bad"
Crap franchise: "Need for Speed"
Actress/model (famous family):
Foreign born actor ex:
#2 This openly gay married B+/A- list actor made his fame from television but is really trying to get into movies. He was all over this man, not his husband the other night. It was get a room time. Jim Parsons "The Big Bang Theory"
#3 This A list mogul who would love to be an A list singer/rapper, sent his long suffering girlfriend back to her room the other night while he hooked up with some random waitress. Hey, every so often you can change that waitress to waiter. Shhh, dont tell anyone. Sean "P Diddy" Combs/Cassie Ventura
44.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/05 **#1**
Weve been telling you about this celebrity couples troubles for
YEARS. The public announcement of their separation is going to be innocuous
("weve grown apart" or "work commitments"). However, they both dislike
each other so much and have so much dirt on each other that
we just cant see both parties staying cordial throughout the process!
If you are only newly aware that their marriage is ending, allow us to present
you with a simple list of all the issues that may come up during the split.
Drug use (Marijuana, cocaine, heroin)
Alcohol consumption (excessive)
Smoking (especially around the children)
Infidelity (multiple instances)
Money (hiding and excessive spending)
Eating disorders (anorexia, bulumia)
Emotional abuse (verbal aggression, jealous aggression)
Child abuse (neglect, food control)
Physical abuse (pushing not punching)
You can figure out who is going to use which weapon/s against the other.
We would not be surprised if this one gets ugly.
Joel
Madden/Nicole Richie
45.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/05 **#2**
Watch the way these celebrities behind a certain brand spin an upcoming
announcement. The celebrities are basically going to say that they have made
the decision to pull their product from one distributor because they found
a new partner who will do a better job selling their brand. This announcement
will be purely face-saving. The truth is that they didnt initiate the
change. Their product is just failing to sell, and the first partner told
them that were going to pull the plug. So the celebrities had to scramble
to find someone else who would be willing to carry their product. They found
a partner who would work with them
but only if they agreed to lower
profit margins. They took the deal. Have you ever heard someone say that
they quit a job, when you know that they actually got fired? Thats
what happened here. They arent pulling. They got pushed.
Celebrities:
Kardashian Kollection (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe)
[Optional] Old Partner: Sears
[Optional] New Partner:
46. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/05
This mystery music man (more like sound-jacker) is said to have once left
Macy Gray shook in a recording studio. Know how? A tipster tells us "his
voodoo trinkets and gear freaked her the f*%& out!!!" Words from the
street reveals him to be a John who kisses and tells! His self-proclaimed
harlots say that our mystery man finds great pleasure in telling of how Jimmy
Iovine stole his technology ideas, only to use the info to enrich Dr Dre.
Its said to be part of our blind items retaliation against Jimmy
over his supposed belief that Dres street cred outweighs our blind
items gangsta. Dig the Drop: "Jimmy Ivoine chose Dre over dude because
Dres more talented in music AND hes got that street cred too.
That really pisses __________ off!" Hes widely known in Hollywood to
look out for his call girls more than he looks out for his own moms! Will
i Am
47.
MOUTH
TO EAR 05/05
Fashions biggest night, the Met Gala, went down last night. But there
was one particular American designer that you may have missed dazzling us
on the red carpet. Scandal broke out at last years Gala, when a certain
"royal" family was caught on tape in the fight of the century. Rumors were
buzzing as to what exactly happen. It was alleged that infidelity was the
root, with the involvement of a certain designer and the King of the royal
family. Well the Queen was playing no games this year. Not only did she slay
the red carpet, but she also allegedly had this fashion designer banned from
the event. To make things worse, the King has history with this designers
ex husband. So we can understand why the Queen did what she did. But with
this designers messy nature and her current ongoing custody battle
with her ex-husband being blasted all over social media, we can see why no
one wants her around.
King: Jay-Z
Queen: Beyoncé
Banned Fashion Designer: Rachel Roy
Fashion Designers Ex-Husband: Damon Dash
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#1**
There is one thing this B list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable
show knows and that is she likes to be the biggest star on the show. Because
she has the power to do something about it, the biggest star on the show
is being given the boot and replaced by a no name actor. It is not the first
time she has done this.
Show: "Homeland"
Actress: Claire Danes
Biggest star: Mandy Patinkin
Past booted star: Damian Lewis
Claire
is listed at IMDB for 2015, but Mandy is not
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show got her start
in reality television in a completely different kind of role. She is trying,
but failing to keep an engagement secret because her publicist says she can
get her a tabloid cover on a slow week.
Katharine
McPhee/Elyes Gabel "Scorpion"
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
She is also trying to promote a movie while simultaneously keeping a stalker
at bay. While out promoting her movie at a closed press event she had four
bodyguards surrounding her at all times. The studio is picking up the tab
because they want her out doing press and it is the only way she will do
it.
Anna
Kendrick "Pitch Perfect 2"
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who was an A lister with his former franchise
which is about to reboot with someone else in the lead, declared the prescription
methadone on a customs form this week. Dont know if it is because he
is scared to try and score heroin while out of the country or is trying to
stay clean.
Actor: Mel Gibson
Former franchise: "Mad Max", "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior", "Mad Max Beyond
Thunderdome"
Reboot: "Mad Max: Fury Road"/Tom Hardy
Mel
Gibson to film Hacksaw Ridge movie in Queensland
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress who can never completely shed her iconic
television role is in a quandary. She needs surgery on her nose from her
years of cocaine abuse but is scared about being put under. She needs the
surgery and is contemplating other methods. She had a scary experience when
she was put under for a breast lift and since then just wont do it.
Jennifer Aniston "Friends"; Sarah Jessica Parker "Sex and the
City"
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#6**
Over the weekend this former B list singer turned part-time reality star
was kicked out of a hotel. Apparently her A list rapper boyfriend (well she
thinks of him as her boyfriend) was entertaining a few women and didnt
want to be disturbed. Our B lister was banging on the hotel room door and
trying to break it down. The rappers security people tried to calm
her down but eventually gave up and just called hotel security who threatened
to call the police if she did not leave.
Christina
Milian/Lil Wayne "Mayweather VS Pacquiao" fight in Las Vegas
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#7**
This actor is A list if you are under the age of 5. You probably know him
if you have a kid under 5 and know the show if you had a kid in the past
decade or so. Oh, and you probably dont hate the show like you hate
Caillou. Anyway, this actor who is foreign born and has a long term significant
other was at a birthday party last week and gave a special birthday present
to the single mom throwing the party. A little upstairs bathroom sex right
before the candles were blown out on the cake. Stefán Karl
Stefánsson (born in Iceland)/"Lazy Town"
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#8**
A daughter of this former MLB player who is known for his controversial comments
says she has lots of photos and firsthand encounters with a celebrity offspring
turned model using coke and laughed when the model proclaimed innocence to
ever using drugs.
MLB player: Jose Canseco
Daughter: Josie Marie Canseco
Celebrity offspring/model: Gigi Hadid (Mohamed Hadid, Yolanda Foster)
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#9**
The only people that saw this A+ list mostly movie actor make out with his
supposed new celebrity/actress girlfriend were HER publicists who saw it
in their mind. They are trying to force HIS publicists into accepting the
relationship.
Bradley
Cooper/Irina Shayk
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#10**
Dont believe the lies. This B list mostly movie actress now that her
hit almost network show went off the air hated her dress she was going to
wear to a big event and bailed on the designer. The designer had to go with
a poorly fitted model stand in and the only thing that kept him from going
public was the check he got from the husband of the actress.
Blake
Lively (Ryan Reynolds)
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#11**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This celebrity at her peak was A+ list. Not for who she was,
but for who she married. Her life has been one big lucky charm. Her entire
life would have been changed if a couple of things had not happened. Over
the weekend I saw a dear dear friend. She is 90 now, but is still a lot of
fun to talk to, especially when she talks gossip. Back in the day she was
married to the head of a studio. No one who would look at her would know
that she was once considered one of the most powerful women in Hollywood.
Back in the days of screen tests she is the one who would tell her husband
who to give one to and who to ignore. Anyway, somehow we got to talking about
this A+ lister who is dead and has been for decades and is still an A+ lister.
My friend said that for one of his movies, the A+ lister wanted to do the
casting. He had been with very few women for about a year and wanted to make
up for lost time. The studio was happy to have him making a movie so obliged.
They brought in about 10 A & B list actresses who they thought would
be good. Our A+ lister said they were fine and he didnt care about
casting for the co-star, he wanted to be part of the casting for the high
school girls who were going to be in the movie. When the studio brought in
20 for him to see in a group casting he about lost his mind and would disappear
every 30 minutes or so to take care of his needs on his own. He was sweating
the whole time and fidgeting and wanted one on one interviews with each teen.
The studio told him ok and he took each teen to a room where he would talk
to them for a couple of minutes. Some though took much longer. Some interviews
would take 15-20 minutes or even longer. Those are the ones who got cast
in the movie. In the movie there are about 30 high school girls and our A+
lister had sex with each one of them. The oldest was probably 16. Yeah, he
liked them young our A+ lister. So, lets get back to the subject of the blind
who got lucky. Well, she thought she was the girlfriend of the A+ lister
but one of the high school girls who was 14 at the time ended up living with
our A+ lister during the filming and for several months after. They were
a definite thing. For three months they were together 24/7. Then the movie
was released. It turns out that the 14 year old was a runaway and her parents
had no idea where she had gone. Then they saw the movie and saw their daughter.
They called the police in their town who called the studio who knew exactly
where the 14 year old was. Some other calls were made and money was exchanged
and the 14 year old was sent to live with her parents and our A+ lister was
told to be more careful and to try and keep all of his girlfriends 16 and
above. So, the 14 year old went back to her parents and would not let her
speak to the A+ lister and turned him away when he flew once to see the teen.
When the parents threatened to call the police he backed off. He went back
to LA and picked up the phone and called another teen to come join him in
LA. A teen he had not spoken to in the previous three months. She flew to
LA and the rest is history.
Elvis
Presley (Priscilla Beaulieu)
59.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/06 **#1**
This female pop star was one of the few to hit the number one position on
Billboard last year. She was out at a New York club recently with a male
musician from a small group. His group has never even cracked the Top 10.
They are just friends. At least, she thinks that he is her friend. Maybe
not. She was all about meeting cute guys that night at the club and was in
a great mood, laughing and chatting up both male and female fans who recognized
her. However, while she was busy socializing, he seemed to take great delight
in talking behind her back, making fun of her and painting her as both desperate
and undesirable. He said that he wouldnt sleep with her, and to find
someone who would, she would have to "put out a cattle call for dick." She
may not have traditional pop star looks, but he was being quite cruel. With
friends like that, who needs enemies? Meghan Trainor
60.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/06 **#2**
This actress is best known for her sexy role in a TV sitcom from the 1960s.
However, it is also perfectly appropriate to describe her as a movie star.
She recently went out to dinner on the island of Manhattan, but did not like
the seating arrangement at the restaurant and asked to be moved. She thought
it would help to assert her fame with the hostess. "Dont you know who
I am?" "No." "You must not watch television." "Yes, I do." Ouch. "Shes
still a beautiful woman," says her friend, "but, unfortunately, if the person
is under the age of 30 and misses the reruns at midnight, they have absolutely
no idea who she is. She keeps asking, though!"
Actress: Tina Louise
TV Show: "Gilligans Island" (Ginger "The Movie Star")
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#1**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor was in a huge franchise
and now doing pretty well on a fairly hit pay cable show. Our actor has a
significant other and cheats frequently. He is scared of people following
him now so instead of finding women and bringing them back to his place he
now has escorts meet him for lunch at a hotel used for press events and then
takes them upstairs to a room he leases monthly.
Actor: Michael Sheen
Significant other: Sarah Silverman
Franchise: "Twilight"
Cable show: "Masters of Sex"
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#2**
KINDNESS: This A list mostly movie actor finally has a hit after two decades
of misses. He used to be A+ before the losing streak. At a weekend gathering
he attends almost every week in Malibu he presented a new Harley to a guy
who had to sell his bike to pay for medical expenses for his family.
Keanu
Reeves
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#3**
KINDNESS: At a film festival this past weekend, this B list mostly movie
actor from some of the biggest box office movies of all-time who took a turn
on a pretty decent cable show was the perfect example of how you want an
actor to be when you invite them to an event. Throughout the entire weekend,
no matter what he was doing or who he was with the actor would step away
from his conversation or meal and smile and take a photo with the fan. No
matter how many times this went on all weekend, the actor repeated the process
tons of times and always smiled and always took a minute for each fan.
Actor:
Elijah
Wood
Box office movies: "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", "The
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers", "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of
the King", "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
Cable show: "Wilfred"
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#4**
KINDNESS: As much as I dislike this A- list mostly television actress who
will shortly be out of work again. Probably. I mean I guess there is a tiny
chance the network show could be picked up, but I doubt it. Anyway, I dislike
her, and I want to dislike her all the time and then she goes and drops $100K
for a jet to pick up 75 dogs and bring them to the US for adoption. She had
already paid for all of the vet bills and paperwork for the dogs and also
sent out e-mails and made phone calls to get the dogs homes. By my count
she has saved about 1,000 dogs over the past few years.
Katherine
Heigl
(The
Jason Debus Heigl Foundation)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#5**
This former full-time television host is now part-time until she stabs enough
people in the back to get a full-time gig. Anyway, our host who is B+ list
has a new game where she books very expensive vacations. At the very last
minute she threatens the owners of the property that she will cancel unless
they give it to her for free and if they dont give it to her for free
she will bad mouth them on Twitter and Instagram. When she arrives she also
expects free food and booze and activities and ends up costing the resorts
tens of thousands of dollars. Most of the time all they get from her is a
photo.
Maria
Menounos
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#6**
This B list celebrity was a network reality star. She ticked off everyone
on the show and lost a really high paying gig with great side earning potential.
Now, she is struggling to keep up with her expenses and is paying a lot of
child support each month and also a monthly fee to keep a woman quiet that
she punched. Jillian Michaels "The Biggest Loser"
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#7**
I think this is the first time this actor has been in a blind. His B list
actress wife has been in a couple of kindness blinds. Anyway, our actor is
a B list character actor who just finished a run on a long long running way
past its time to end television show which makes his third I think long running
television show. Anyway, at an event last night his wife was not around and
he was not being shy about being all over the woman he brought to the event.
Ted Danson (Mary Steenburgen) "Cheers", "Becker" and "CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation"
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#8**
This former A+ list rapper/singer has a significant other, but while he is
on tour he is hooking up with this former A+ list group member. Both of the
former A+ listers have fallen a long way down the ladder and both have even
done reality to try and recapture their fame.
A+
list rapper/singer: Nelly
Significant other: Shantel Jackson
A+ list group member: Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas "TLC"
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#9**
Once again it is time for I cant believe those two hooked up. I give
you one of the names and you come up with the other.
#1 Brandon ( I have no money, but what Paris gives me) Davis and this recently married A list Academy Award winner/nominee. Amy Adams
#2 Arnold Schwarzeneger and this foreign born B- list mostly television actress who was on the recently ended very hit pay cable show that also featured an actress who makes much more money from something other than traditional acting.
#3 Kimberly Stewart and this A+ list mostly movie actor who has been A+ list for almost 3 decades. For action movies. Bruce Willis
70. MR. X
05/07 **#1**
What B-list rapper gave his reality star girlfriend the gift that keeps on
giving? They better stock up on the Valtrex.
Tyga/Kylie
Jenner
71. MR. X
05/07 **#2**
What closeted A+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominees PR team scrambled
for his new beard to make a (staged) appearance with the actor after the
rumors about him getting close to another closeted actor and Oscar winner/nominee
grew louder?
A+
list actor: Bradley Cooper
New
beard: Irina Shayk
Other
closeted actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
72. MR. X
05/07 **#3**
What one-named B-list R&B singer better think about hiring a new management
team because the current one is making her do barely any promo work for her
new album and its expected to be another flop? Add in club appearances
where barely anyone shows and you bet shes in crisis mode.
Ciara
"Jackie" ( Hello Russell Wilson)
73.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/07
This actress with the famous family name was so nasty at a recent celebrity
gifting suite that those who witnessed her behavior just cant stop
talking about her! There is a definitive procedure at celebrity gifting suites.
Each sponsor has their own table or booth and pays thousands of dollars for
the opportunity to be able to introduce their products to the attendees.
The celeb cant just walk in, scoop up the merchandise, and leave. Each
celebrity is assigned a guide who walks them through the event at a calm
and steady pace, making sure that they at least pause at each table to give
the sponsor a chance to show off the goods that they are promoting. From
beginning to end, the whole walk through takes less than an hour, and the
celebrity typically walks away with literally thousands of dollars in free
swag. If a celebrity chooses not to accept a product (anything from a new
cell phone to a scented candle to a necklace to a vacation certificate),
thats fine. However, if they do accept the gift, they should have a
brief conversation with the sponsor and smile and pose for a photograph with
the product. Thats the price they pay for the free swag. Most celebrities
are polite and grateful. Not this one! First of all, our actress loudly insisted
that she didnt want a guide. She said this right in front of the guides
who were lined up to help her. "I can walk through myself! I dont want
any of them!" She finally relented when event organizers insisted. Then,
while walking through the room, she was overheard yelling at her guide. "Why
the hell are you walking so slow? Have you been in an accident and cant
move fast?" She was also annoyed that the guide was trying to lead her through
the exhibit. "Just walk behind me and let me decide where to go! You should
be invisible!" The actress who is soon going to be seen on a new TV
show was also overheard insulting the sponsors. She didnt do
it to their faces, but she did say things about some sponsors loudly enough
for other sponsors to hear. "Im not going to that table! Their [products]
are low class!" And when she did accept products, she would roll her eyes
and sigh to express her annoyance at having to pose with the sponsor and
the product before finally taking a smiling picture. She was so mean that
her guide wound up in the bathroom crying and being comforted by a couple
of the sponsors who had witnessed the actress bad behavior first hand.
Perhaps her older, more famous and more gracious family member/s
could take some time out of their busy schedule to teach this actress some
manners? She certainly could use it!
Actress: Francesca Eastwood
Relatives: Clint Eastwood and Frances Fisher
New show: "Heroes Reborn"
Event:
"The
22nd Annual Race to Erase MS Gala"
Gift
bag
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#1**
He might not have come with a date, but this B+ list mostly movie heartthrob
actor to the teen and early 20s crowd, made plans to hookup with the
steady girlfriend of this celebrity billionaire. Our actor was slipped her
phone number by the girlfriend when her date went to get her a drink.
B+ actor: Liam Hemsworth
Celebrity billionaire: James Packer
Girlfriend: Miranda Kerr
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#2**
This former B list celebrity/reality star who still wants to think of herself
as a singer despite all the failed reincarnations of her band, had no shame
last night when she told the girlfriend of this former A list tweener that
the tweener boyfriend and our B lister hooked up two weeks ago. The B lister
then walked away.
B
lister: Aubrey O'Day
Former A list tweener: Nick Jonas
Girlfriend: Olivia Culpo
Event: NYLON
Young Hollywood Party
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **3**
At a party last night, this former B list mostly television actor from a
hit network show that he got booted off before it ended its run, has had
trouble getting work. He was doing coke last night with what my spy said
was a blonde Disney star. The spy didnt know the show but says the
actress could not have been more than 15 or 16 despite being dressed to look
30.
B
list actor: Mark Salling (makes a lot of sense now when you look at
his arrest)
Show: "Glee"
POSSIBLY: Sabrina Carpenter/"Girl Meets World"
Event: NYLON
Young Hollywood Party
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#4**
This NFL player who loves dating actresses might not have a team right now,
but if he was doing any of the drugs that his actress girlfriend from a former
hit almost network show was doing last night, then he is going to have a
tough time landing a spot on a team.
Scotty
McNight/Jessica Szohr "Los Angeles Ballet Gala 2015"
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#5**
This has been kept pretty quiet. This extremely talented B+ list mostly movie
actress who started off on late night, has split with her extremely talented
award winning husband. She has been seen on a couple of dates with a new
guy. No one knows where her husband is. Maya Rudolph/Paul Thomas
Anderson
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#6**
This former A- list mostly television actor had a long long dry spell in
his career before it was revived a couple of years ago. Not that he is doing
Othello or anything but it has provided him a steady paycheck for terrible
acting in an awful franchise. Our actor is married. One of his former co-stars
in the franchise has been hooking up with him for a couple of years and is
expecting a favor in return after being passed over last time.
Actor: Ian Ziering
Franchise: "Sharknado"
Co-star: Julie McCullough
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#7**
This B+ list Real Housewife from out of town, was at a party last night and
talked to this recently kicked off network reality star about doing a reality
show together about dating each other. The network reality star says he is
engaged. The Housewife then asks why he was hitting on so many women and
trying to hook up with them at the party.
Housewife:
Kenya Moore "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
Reality star: Chris Soules "The Bachelor" and "Dancing With the
Stars"
Event:
WETvs
Pet Project event
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#8**
They havent hooked up in a long time, but apparently things are now
back on between this A+ list rapper/mogul and our favorite foreign born B
list singer/part-time actress. Boyfriend be damned if she can revive her
music career thanks to the mogul.
Rita
Ora (Ricky Hill)/Jay-Z (which is why the boyfriend is now no
longer)
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actress who also had her own show on television
multiple times is telling people in her class at school that she is pregnant.
Considering the issues she has been through over the past couple of years,
this would be a very bad idea.
Amanda
Bynes
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#10**
Strangest story I have heard in months. This rapper/poet/actor who always
seems to be changing his name also started a new religion. He is married,
but apparently to become a member of his flock you have to sleep with him
first so he can rid you of your demons. Yeah, I liked him better when he
was making movies.
Mos
Def
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#11**
#1- KINDNESS: This former A list singer in a group who has really done nothing
since the group split but live off her millions has a new gig. She can probably
thank her ex band mate for the job because she kind of set the precedent.
A rough guess that two days ago there were about 1500 people who all wanted
photos and autographs with our singer and some of her peers at an event.
Her peers bailed after the show but our former A lister took 1500 photos
and probably signed her name double that amount of times. It took about three
hours. She never complained once.
Mel
C ("Sporty Spice"/"Spice
Girls")/"Asias
Got Talent"
#2 KINDNESS: This actress is probably C+. She is in that franchise television movie that makes Tori Spelling look like an Oscar winner. Anyway, the actress also produced a recent movie and is also in college full-time. Yeah, makes me feel like I dont do much either. Anyway, she was in LA this week and talked a network executive into a $75K grant to help fund some high schools back in NYC with cameras and editing equipment. It is a pet project of hers. Courtney Baxter
#3 KINDNESS: This Golden Globe winning actor is on a hit network comedy. He is actually the star. He is also a big fan of helping feed the poor. In order to get more volunteers he started organizing a party two years ago for the place he volunteers At the time there were ten and the place needed about 50. He tried to make it as fun as possible and spared no expense. It is not only for the volunteers, but also for the homeless and people who eat where he volunteers. Well, the parties have been such a hit there is a waiting list now to volunteer just because people want to go to the party. So, now he has expanded the program and footing the bill to other places that feed the poor and homeless. Andy Samberg "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
#4 KINDNESS: This foreign born former A list comic actor is probably a B now. He has been around forever and has been on so many shows and so many movies and is beloved by millions. He also has a very generous heart. If you have a charity event he will be there and work his butt off to raise money. All for free. At an event particularly close to his heart last week the goal had been to raise $1M. The event managed to raise about $800K. Our actor stepped up and wrote a check for the difference. Martin Short "Waterkeeper Alliance's Keep It Clean Evening Of Comedy"
85.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/08 **#1**
Both of the parents in this Hollywood family are big celebrities. Combined,
they have had success in music, television, and films. Their child/ren wants
to make an important announcement on social media about their sexuality.
They went back and forth with the parents about it. As liberal as the parents
are, though, they decided to discourage the child/ren from doing so. We were
a little surprised about that, as they have been incredibly loose in the
past about letting their kids express themselves and make their own decisions
in life. However, in this case the answer was "No." Well, not exactly "No."
Its more like, "Wait." The approximate time frame for waiting? Right
now, its two years. It will be interesting to see if the child/ren
abide by their parents request
or if they do what they want!
Parents: Will and Jada Smith
Child/ren that want to announce: Jaden and Willow
86.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/08 **#2**
This American music artist is engaged. The story behind his new fiancée
is
interesting! Just before getting engaged to our singer, she had
a long-time boyfriend in her own country with whom she was seemingly very
happy. "Just a few weeks ago, they were so in love! Hes a nice, normal
guy from a regular family, but he worked really hard to give her everything
she wanted. For her [most recent] birthday, he spent over $10,000 for a pair
of diamond earrings that she wanted! He told her that there was an even bigger
diamond coming. She was so excited because she knew that meant he was planning
to propose soon!" Then our girl went on vacation to The United States, where
she was introduced to the singer He is twice her age, newly divorced, and
(of course) rich and famous. A couple of weeks later
they were engaged!
She flew home and gave her boyfriend the boot. "She wore a baseball cap pulled
down really low. She refused to even look him in the eye. He was crushed."
Her friends are shocked at how aggressively she went after the singer; how
quickly she got him to propose; and how callously she dumped her boyfriend
back home. "A few weeks ago she was excited about marrying [her boyfriend]
and having babies with him. Now shes suddenly marrying this other guy?
This isnt about love! She is doing this for the green card and the
chance to marry someone rich and famous. We would not be surprised if she
locked him down by getting pregnant as quickly as possible!" The singer and
his new fiancée are now planning their wedding. Congratulations?
Randy
Houser/Tatiana Starzynski
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#1**
This hit ABC show not named Scandal is full of drama. Behind the scenes it
is getting crazy. This openly gay cast member broke up with his long term
boyfriend because he started hooking up with one of the lead actors on the
show who is closeted. Our openly gay actor is in love and has been skipping
out on other work of his to be with the lead actor.
Show: "How to Get Away with Murder"
Openly cast member: Conrad Ricamora (Oliver, a computer hacker)
Closeted cast member: Jack Falahee (Connor)
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#2**
While doing some work on a television franchise that has spread throughout
the world, this award winning A list musician/multiple reality star has been
cheating on his celebrity/reality star wife while outside the country with
the woman who was his guide/assistant while he was in town filming.
Franchise:
"Asia's Got Talent"
A lister: David Foster
Wife: Yolanda Foster "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Davids
work on "Asias Got Talent"
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10
I first shared this blind back in 2008 and have done so a few times since.
It has also been revealed so Im sure you can search around and find
the answers if you are curious. It has been awhile since I have posted it
and with new people coming to the site all the time, they might not have
seen it yet. Obviously this would have been more relevant if I had posted
it a few weeks ago, but hey, if you have learned anything over the past two
years of reading this blog, it is that Im a bit lazy, or busy or both.
Can you be lazy and busy? Is it because you are lazy that you are busy? Anyway,
at least its still May so this is still kind of relevant. Plus, its
all you are getting today unless Mischa Barton decides to show herself. If
you think only actresses skip out on Cannes and their obligations, then you
obviously didnt read about my adventure tracking down a certain director
who should have known better as well. If you havent read it, shame
on you, but just click the label, long blind item at the bottom of this,
and you shouldnt have to scroll too far down. Give you something to
do anyway if you are at work. Sorry if you are. I probably should be as well,
but sometimes you just have to say fuck it. If you did read about the director,
then you will enjoy this because it also takes place in Europe. People always
e-mail and ask how come I dont write more of the longer items, and
the answer is simple. I used to all the time. But, inevitably the longer
items involve me, and honestly, too many people read the blog now, and it
isnt like I havent told the stories to other people before, so
I try and keep them to a minimum. I know you like them, but there are other
people to consider as well, and you have to remember, when I tell them at
a party I usually name names. No, not in the big ones. The MVs of the
world and some of the other deeply intimate ones, are locked up in the mind.
The one you are about to read isnt known to very many people because,
honestly, the four of us did some things that we are not necessarily proud
of, and as a consequence we were not exactly running back home and sharing
it to the rest of the world. That being said, enough time has gone by, that
if you ask one of the others, or myself, we are not exactly hiding anything.
I mean it is being written now isnt it? Happened about ten years ago.
Throw in a year or so on either side just to make you work, but it isnt
the most difficult one in the world to figure out. Four people. #1 is me.
Hell, its my blog, Ill be #1 thank you very much. #2 is a singer
and so from now on will refer to him as SR just to keep things easier. Great
guy. One hit wonder, but it was a hell of a hit, and he has no problems with
being a one hit wonder. If you do figure out him, and see who he worked with
when he first started, it does open up a bunch of other clues about another
person who has contributed to the blog. This singer was riding the high from
this #1 song when this little adventure took place. I absolutely, positively
guarantee you that each and every person who is reading this blog has heard
this song, and hummed along or sung to it. #3 is an actor. Honestly,
doesnt do much now. At the time though had a very nice run going on
a very hit show. Although he wasnt with her at the time, he was the
guy who introduced me to AP, so you have that whole thing going. He had a
very recognizable face and still does if you watch reruns. We will call #3
AR for actor. Finally we have #4. #4 is someone none of you know or will
know and is only in the story because he was there, and since he was there,
it kind of makes sense for him to be mentioned, although he will not be heard
from much, and you will soon discover why. We will call him NN for no name.
Cute huh? I had met SR when he was just starting out because he was friends
with and working for one of my best friends at the time. Damn that is vague,
but it is what it is. He and I had hung out and liked each other, but lived
in different cities. If we happened to be in the same city at the same time
we hung out and we kept in touch when not. AR and I had just kind of met
by chance at some function or other and at the time he was seeing AP, so
I might have wanted to meet her more than him, but it turns out that I ended
up with two friends which is really nice. After that initial meeting though,
we rarely talked or saw each other. Once or twice a year we would run into
each other and do the whole we should hang out more often thing, and of course
never did. So fast forward a few years from when I first met AR, and into
the present. The present at the time this happened, and not the present as
in now, because, well that would be odd. Turns out AR and SR are working
together on something and my name comes up. They are drunk and of course
invite me, because, hey, Im a lush and they know Ill bring booze.
So, I go over to ARs house where they are drunk out of their minds,
and the next thing you know SR is saying he has a five day window free, and
AR just finished shooting his show for the year, and everyone knows I wont
be missed where I was working at the time. Too true. The fourth came about
because we wanted to go eat some chicken and waffles at 3am and so I called
the one guy who had less of a life than me and NN came and picked us all
up and he somehow got drafted to be the fourth. SR had to be in London a
week from then, and so we decided to hit Europe. For some reason we decided
to go to Amsterdam, but it wasnt for the reasons you think. It was
actually because the flights to Paris the next day were completely booked.
That had been our first choice. Well, turns out all the flights to Amsterdam
were booked as well, but we did find four seats to Brussels. One note. This
was prior to the extensive use of internet booking. There may have well been
seats available, but the yellow pages, 3am, and being drunk does not lead
to much checking beyond one or two calls per city. So, lets catch you
up. As far as I go, I had awakened at probably 8am, worked all day, went
home, was about to go to sleep when AR and SR called. Got drunk beyond belief
with them, and got maybe two hours of sleep before we got on a plane to from
Los Angeles to New York. There may have been a brief nap in between the
Bloodys, but it wasnt long. Then got on a flight from New York
to Brussels and this is where the real fun starts. While all the other flights
may have been booked, this flight was empty. As in ten people in Business
Class and another ten in the back. More crew than passengers. Well, AR seeing
the situation on one of the trips to the bathroom says this just wont
do. Because the flight attendants were all in love with him, he convinced
them to let all the passengers fly up in Business, and then proceeded to
drink. We all drank. And drank, and drank. By the time the flight landed,
all of the beverage carts were empty. Dry. Nothing. There was one family
and the rest were men as I remember. Drinking, cards and swearing, oh and
lots of smoking. This airline hadnt switched yet and it was like a
thick fog of smoke. Amount of sleep? 0. Landed in Brussels and the first
thing that is noticed is that at some point SR has managed to throw up all
over himself. Wiped it off to some extent, but looking rough and he was being
really surly. Going through customs and everyone is just holding up their
passports and getting waved through. Then comes SR. Apparently he had taken
offense to a kid from the family stepping on his foot and so was swearing
loudly. So much for a smooth ride through customs. "Yes, we are with him.
Sure, well be glad to wait." Somehow we were on our way really quickly.
I just remember that what I thought was probably going to be an hour ended
up being like five minutes. Next. To the car rental counter where we waited
and waited and waited. SR had brought a flask and was sipping liberally,
and swapping it back and forth with NN. AR decides he is the only one who
can drive. I got shotgun which would prove to be very fortunate. At some
point during the flight the four of us had agreed that since we were in Europe,
and there to have fun, it hardly made any sense to just make the short drive
from Brussels to Amsterdam without seeing a bit of the rest of Europe first.
So, we decided to see five countries in one day.
Belgium-France-Luxembourg-Germany-The Netherlands, and of course to drink
in each country. So we drank. Belgium was easy, because we had already been
drinking so we figured we were good on that front. Got to France and found
a place to drink and AR kept himself to one glass of wine while the rest
of us each had about a bottle, and took two each for the road. Looking back
at it now, perhaps bottles were not the best choice. At some point immediately
after crossing the border into Luxembourg, NN and SR who were sitting in
the back got into some type of disagreement about space, and who was actually
responsible for the four cigarette burns in the rear upholstery of the car.
Apparently SR said something to offend NN, which caused NN to take an empty
wine bottle and strike SR firmly with it across the forehead. Ahh, nothing
like blood streaming from a forehead wound to bring the trip to a rest area.
In this case a bar parking lot, because we still had to drink. The bartender
had some gauze or tape and there was plenty of liquor with which to clean
the wound. So, tape applied and filled with liquor we continued. To Germany
and beer. Lots of beer. But first a pit stop on the side of the road. Oh,
I forgot to say that part of the deal was to avail ourselves of the outdoors
for at least one bathroom break per country. Due to the amount of liquids
we were consuming, this in fact took on several stops per country. During
a break in Germany doing our business, a motorcyclist came down the highway
at about 150 mph. We all remarked at how fast he was going. A short time
later as we were going at a much reduced rate down the highway, several police
cars and an ambulance made their way past us. Where were they going? Well
from the wreckage on the side of the road it appears that perhaps the
motorcyclist should have slowed down. Honestly dont know what happened
to him, but it didnt look good. On that note we headed to a cafe and
got some beers for there and for the road and made our way to Amsterdam.
It was fairly late when we got into Amsterdam, but not quite dark because
it was May. Good thing too, because Amsterdam isnt the easiest place
to navigate. Imagine an inebriated person with barely any sleep in 48 hours
looking at a map and telling the driver to turn left at arnghivstaal street
and you can see the dilemma. To this day I dont know he we managed
to find our hotel. Check in, go to our rooms and 30 minutes later we are
on our way out. First stop, and it turns out the only stop of the night was
a club which featured topless female bartenders and an array of other women
whose only goal was to have the customers buy really expensive drinks. Its
funny, but AR couldnt go anywhere in LA or for that matter anywhere
in the US without being recognized, but, except for the flight over had not
been recognized once. He was loving the experience. So when we walked in
to the bar and noticed an episode of his show from the first season playing
on the television we almost bolted. Funny thing was though even though the
entire episode was about him, and he was sitting there in the bar, not a
soul recognized him. There was jukebox in the place and we had wanted to
create a surreal experience by playing a SR song while AR was on the screen,
but SRs song wasnt in the jukebox. Neither myself, SR or AR were
really interested in the women. Not so much NN who struck up a conversation
with one of the women, left about an hour later with her and didnt
show up again until we were about to leave Amsterdam. Hes still married
to the woman. Yes, awww, and all that. What AR and Sr decided would be fun
would be to pay for the drinks of two kids from the UK who were pretending
to be about 25 and were more than likely about 17. They were mesmerized by
the women, but had run out of funds until SR and AR came along. Wanting the
kids to feel like hotshots, SR and AR kept giving the kids money in which
to buy drinks and soon had six or seven women all over them. They loved it
and SR and AR got a kick out of it. For the most part though this was a party
that just wasnt going to get started because the three of us had nothing
left to give. At about 4am we walked back to the hotel and called it a night,
but not before finding an unlocked bar and no workers. Ahhh free booze. It
was like we owned the bar. Trusting lot there at the hotel. Woke up around
2pm and decided that what was in order was a swim in the North Sea. Sounded
really good at the time. Two cases of beer and a few hours later we found
ourselves jumping in naked into the North Sea. Funny thing about that sea.
It was May and the outside temperature was warm. The water? Not so much.
It was about a week before I saw my balls because they had disappeared inside
my body not to be seen for sometime. Another case of beer on the way home
and it was time to go out. First stop was a coffeehouse, but honestly we
didnt buy any pot. It just didnt seem fun right that second.
Next stop, was a biker bar. Didnt know it was a biker bar. Didnt
know that the bartender was an American and that he would spend the next
hour telling us in great detail why the US was so fucked up, but he did.
We were the only people in the bar and figured his people skills might have
had something to do with it. We did stay an hour because we honestly
couldnt believe what we were hearing. We decided to forgo the live
sex shows, and instead went to another club which was also completely empty.
This was a Saturday night at around 11 or 12 and we literally were the only
people in there. Didnt matter though. The bartender who was female
and Portuguese was married to the owner who was Dutch. In some half assed
Spanish and French we taught them how to make a margarita and a kamikaze
and were having a great time and getting very drunk. People started streaming
in around 1am or so, and pretty soon I felt a hand on my back and then on
my neck, and was thinking to myself, "ok!" Turned around and it was a guy.
The whole place was filled with guys. Yep. It was a gay bar. Well this particular
gay bar was about to have a Karaoke contest and we decided after seeing
SRs song on the play list to enter him right into the contest. First
prize was like 1,000 Guilders (yes, before the Euro), and we figured SR would
be a shoo in. The guy can sing. No backing tracks or anything like that for
him. Ummm. He came in 3rd. To be fair, the guy who won was pretty good, but
the guy who came in second did so only because he decided to drop trou and
seems that was a real crowd pleaser. No one recognized SR although everyone
did sing along which he enjoyed. Next stop was some college type bar where
everyone was singing soccer songs and Abba songs. Honestly, I dont
think they played anything else. It was packed and hot, and sweaty and AR
got recognized by some American tourists who started screaming. This was
not part of the plan, and was not what AR wanted since he and SR were in
deep discussions with a dealer who said that he could score some coke.
Unfortunately AR just couldnt say, "glad you love the show. You know,
could you come back in a little while. My buddy and I are trying to get some
coke, and you are kind of ruining it for us." So, outside we went. As we
were walking and discussing a deal, we all found ourselves in the red light
district. Funny how that happens huh? Well, the friendly drug dealer told
us to enjoy ourselves while he went off to get it and would be back before
we finished. Well, all I can say is I he would still be waiting today for
me because it just wasnt going to happen for Mr. Shy. Nope, 3 days
of drinking and a dunking in the North Sea and the thought of wife #3 in
the back of my mind kind of ruined it for me. SR and AR apparently had no
such issues. Well, they are used to performing, and Im not. My excuse
anyway. Well the dealer showed up, and he did so with a few of his friends.
Apparently he decided that since we had so much cash, perhaps we would be
willing to give some to he and his friends. Ummm. Run? Well this wasnt
the movies, and running wasnt in the cards so we passed along what
money we had. Got to avoid a good ass kicking though. See, theres always
a positive. Stumbled back to the hotel, slept for a few hours, and then it
was the drive. You know the one I mean. The one where the fun is done and
at least for me all you have to look forward to is that damn desk and at
the time, a job which was no fun at all. AR didnt have anything to
complain about. He was going on vacation and then to film a movie. NN? Well
he got himself a wife, and was sticking around for a few days to meet her
family. So it was pretty good for him. SR? Well he flew to London for a show
and some stitches and AR decided to go with him. Me? I flew back all by myself
and probably moved four inches on each of the flights. Really the first and
only time I have ever been able to sleep on a plane. Stopped in Chicago on
the way home and called my mom from a pay phone to wish her a Happy
Mothers Day. Decided to keep the whole hooker, coke, gay bar, four
day bender out of the conversation though. Went home and kissed the wife.
Decided not to mention the whole coke or hooker thing. Told her about the
gay bar and she could smell the 4 day bender. Went to sleep, and the next
morning was right back at that awful desk.
SR: Duncan Sheik ("Barely Breathing") (album: "Humming")
AR: Scott Wolf or David Duchovny
AP: Lisa Loeb
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#1**
The celebrity offspring who is trying to make her own name in the celebrity
world got busted using again and this time she had to undergo lecturing about
her issues in front of other diners in a restaurant on a bright and early
Mothers Day morning. The part-time reality star did the lecturing while
the plastic surgeoned to death girlfriend looked on.
Celebrity
offspring: Gigi Hadid (mother Yolanda Foster)
Part-time reality star: Mohamed Hadid
Girlfriend: Shiva Safai
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#2**
After feeling pressured to get a breast enlargement when she was a mid-teen
on a Disney show which also sounds similar to that group that was a one hit
wonder with a Michael Jackson song, the still teen actress recently had them
removed and has been booking tons of work since she did. Her people told
her she needed them to get noticed. Apparently they were wrong.
Stefanie
Scott/"A.N.T. Farm" (Michael Jackson song "Alien Ant Farm")
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#3**
Yes, that was this married foreign born A list double threat who bought an
apartment he says is just an investment, but he did move in a lot of his
own things and has been staying there alone. Frequently.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#4**
This former A list tweener from multiple tweener shows has not had much luck
since getting booted from her tweener network. She tried to change that last
week when she went home with the more than twice her age married executive
after they met at an event. He can definitely greenlight a project or two
for her.
Jennette
McCurdy
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#5**
This married former B+/A- list mostly television actress who was on a long
running hit almost network show at the same time she was dating an at the
time A list singer, has been cheating on her rarely seen husband. If she
keeps going out with other guys she really should at least make some kind
of announcement.
Married actress: Alyssa Milano
Show: "Charmed" The WB
A list singer: Fred Durst
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#6**
Our favorite C- list celebrity with the A list husband yelled at her nanny
to get out of the shot when paps started taking photos. Our C- lister likes
the world to think she does everything on her own.
Hilaria
(Alec) Baldwin
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#7**
At a party last week this C list celebrity was showing anyone and everyone
naked selfies his A list mostly television actress from a hit network show
ex had taken for him during their relationship. He also had about 20 other
women who had also sent him naked selfies but he flipped through those
quickly.
C
list celebrity: Nick Loeb
A list actress: Sofía Vergara
Show: "Modern Family"
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#8**
The lead singer of this former A+ list group which is still A-/B+, was in
bad shape for a recent television appearance. He has always kept his drug
use hidden away with most of his private life, but the straight and narrow
to the world singer was clearly using and had a tough time staying
coherent.
A+
list group: "The Killers"
Lead
singer: Brandon Flowers
Television
appearance: "Jimmy Kimmel"
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#9**
When you first look at this actor, the words sex symbol are not going to
be the first words out of your mouth. You know him. All of you know him.
All of you might not know his name, but you know him. He is pretty darn close
to A list. He has been the lead in A list television shows. He has been in
some of the biggest box office hits of all-time. He does comedy and drama.
He is on a hit show right now. He is in a hit franchise that will probably
go on forever. He is also just completely average in looks. He is foreign
born and married. He has a great game he plays. His wife is the trusting
sort and our actor is just so non-threatening. He cheats and cheats and the
women he cheats with are convinced they are his first affair. They protect
him and smother him and have this obsession with him. A recent example is
our actor told his wife he had business out of the country. He did have a
meeting or two for his franchise, but he also found the time to hook up with
multiple women. Each of them thought they were the only one he was seeing
all weekend. He left specific instructions with the front desk of the hotel
that no two of his women should meet. He is quite the Lothario, but his wife
thinks it is all business.
Actor: Martin Freeman
Television shows: "Fargo" and "Sherlock"
Franchise: "The Hobbit"
99. MR. X
05/11 **#1**
What closeted A-list former tweener is so tired of being with his beard all
the time, hes only employed her to enter and exit with him (for staged
paparazzi shots) at any of the gay clubs he goes to? Im wondering how
long this charade will go on.. probably not for much longer.. Nick
Jonas/Olivia Culpo or Zac Efron/ Sami Miro
100. MR.
X 05/11 **#2**
What former A-list mostly movie actor who is semi-retired these days, might
not make it through 2015 because his cancer has returned? At a recent public
appearance, he was seen getting oxygen treatments from a nurse on standby.
Burt
Reynolds
(photo)
101. MR.
X 05/11 **#3**
What B-list rocker and sometime actress is owing a lot of money to a lot
of people these days? One guess to where the intended money is going
Courtney
Love
102.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/11 **#1**
This handsome actor has not been at all camera shy with the paparazzi while
filming in an American city. Know who you wont catch in those photographs
with him? The male models who come to visit him in his hotel room late at
night. Where is his wife while all this is going on? Well, shes not
with him. She has her own room.
George
Clooney (filming in New York Citys financial district)/Amal
Clooney
103.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/11 **#2**
This famous actor thought that he was marrying a woman who was calm and modest
and "very zen." Since he tends to be the opposite, he thought she would be
a good influence on him. And, for awhile there, she was! He was calmer and
happier and healthier with her than he had been in years. Right after the
wedding, though, "she turned into a different person." This one was very
energetic, demanding, nagging, and quite the little attention seeker! Its
totally stressing him out! Now, its not to the point where their
relationship is so rocky that he wants to leave the marriage. However, it
is causing him to indulge in his favorite stress reducer: food. His friends
say that the big difference in his weight between his wedding and today can
all be attributed to the change in their relationship. Alec (Hilaria)
Baldwin
104.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/11 **#3**
The breakup between these two celebrities was not nearly as smooth as was
reported. One has made it clear to the other that they are no longer welcome
in their city! "He doesnt want to see her around town or at any club
or restaurant that he likes to go to. He especially doesnt want to
see her on a date with someone else! He told her that she should permanently
move to another city, preferably the opposite coast, and warned her that
if she didnt, that he would make life uncomfortable for
her around here." While she certainly could make the opposite coast her home
base, whether or not she should is up for debate. Big Sean/Ariana
Grande
105. ALLIED
IS WIRED 05/11
This British actress recently gave away her Newfie whom shes raised
from a puppy. It seems that she didnt realize how big the pooch would
get, and now shes too much dog to be around this celebs toddler.
Shes keeping her other dog, though, who is presumably much smaller.
Sienna
Miller
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#1**
This B list singer disappointed fans the other night. Really disappointed
them. Unfortunately she wasnt even around to see their disappointment.
She bailed hours earlier which is why she is spinning an entirely different
story and having her people fall on swords to protect her.
Lana
Del Ray (cancels concert in Dallas)
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#2**
This foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actor who used to be almost A+
list has had a string of very messy relationships with female celebs and
non-celebs. He spent one night this weekend with a guy though. Well, not
a night. 15 minutes in a club bathroom.
Jude
Law
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#3**
Apparently there has been a falling out between this B+ list comedienne/reality
star/host and her A list sometime co-star. It is a big enough fight that
she is going to lose her highest profile gig of the year.
Kathy
Griffin/Anderson Cooper (New Years Eve show)
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#4**
The trip started off well but something must have happened on the plane or
shortly thereafter because this A list mostly movie actress and her A list
mostly movie actor boyfriend got into a big enough fight that neighbors in
the hotel complained and security was alerted. Our actress ended up spending
the night in the hotel room of her nanny.
Charlize
Theron/Sean Penn
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#5**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who has moved over to some
television for a bit, took a pass on being the beard for this A list mostly
movie actor. She likes him fine but wants a real relationship. So, the actor
moved back to his television actress standby who loves the publicity.
Jake
Gyllenhaal/Rachel McAdams ("True Detective")/Ruth Wilson
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#6**
This A- list athlete who is a dual threat X Games and Olympics guy spent
much of a recent weekend not being faithful to his girlfriend. Our A- lister
hooked up with this former brief network reality star who is an A- lister
in her own right in her own little corner of the music world. Shaun White
(Sarah Barthel)
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#7**
This DWTS male pro with a difficult name (not your first instinct) was hammered
on booze and coke over the weekend and was asked to leave a party when he
became aggressive towards some female party goers. Artem Chinvingsev (Patti
LaBelles partner)
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#8**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who has a lot of talent and a former
relationship to a permanent A list mostly movie actor now finds herself mostly
on almost television. Our actress recently got back together with an ex-boyfriend
but had tossed the ring he gave her when she found out he cheated. That is
why she has a completely different ring now.
Robin
Wright/Sean Penn/Ben Foster ( I wonder what she did with this
one)
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#9**
Another yacht season confirmee. An Academy Award winner/nominee who could
use the cash infusion. She used to be A+ and has now slipped to almost B+.
Sharon Stone; Hilary Swank
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#10**
One last yacht season actress is not even an actress. She is however the
sister of a foreign born A list mostly movie actress. Apparently the offers
were just too good to pass up for the sister. Penelope Cruzs sister
Mónica Cruz
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#11**
With Cannes kicking off and the start of yacht season, I thought I would
tell you who is committed for a week or more as a "guest."
#1 Former B+ list Disney tweener turned failed singer and bad actress. She already had a very profitable one weekend in Dubai over the holidays last winter. Selena Gomez
#2 This was kind of a shocker, but apparently she has shown up
enough in pap photos for there to be interest. C+ list celebrity offspring
of a lesser known acting brother. Interesting note is that our C+ lister
has an older female family member who used to make a nice living on the yachts
back in the day.
Celebrity offspring:
Hailey
Baldwin (two weeks after this blind, she was on a yacht in the Med.)
Father: Stephen Baldwin
Older female family member: Chynna Phillips (Billy Baldwins
wife)
#3 This foreign born B- list celebrity who as of this week is a failed actress apparently lost enough weight and is in very high demand. She will make more during her weeks in the Med than she did on her failed show for its entire run. Kelly Brook ("One Big Happy")
117.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/12 **#1**
If your work colleague just got fired for something that you happen to do
as well, wouldnt that make you extra careful about engaging in that
same activity? Of course it would! Thats why this singers behavior
is so puzzling. Is he doing it because he is convinced that his position
is secure? After all, they wouldnt dare fire him after all the turmoil
the last firing caused! Or is up all night engaging in similar behavior because
he wants out and this is his passive-aggressive way of getting them to fire
him? In either case, his management (and at least one of his colleagues)
dont like that he is so brazenly pushing their buttons. They are really
mad at him and are planning a sit down in the next week or so. It will be
interesting to see how they handle this.
Guy: Louis Tomlinson
Group: "One Direction"
Behavior:
handling
a suspicious looking cigarette
Colleague: Zayn Malik (drug use)
118.
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GOSSIP 05/12 **#2**
In the eternal quest to create drama for a reality show, these two women
have agreed to pretend to fight with each other over an upcoming wedding.
One is pretending that she will not attend because she is angry with the
other. Snub! The one little detail that nobody is talking about? The wedding
itself is a lie! The couple is already married and has been since last year!
However, the TV show wanted more drama, so they are staging a "wedding" to
upgrade the partys importance and to add fuel to the feud between the
women. If the first woman didnt show for a party, its not a big
deal. However, if she didnt show for a "wedding"... well, thats
dramatic! The first woman, her husband, and her child/ren, were there for
the real wedding last year. This fake wedding and "snub" storyline were scripted
simply to manufacture some controversy. Their lives really just arent
that interesting without it! For some real drama, though, we would have the
first woman show up at the "wedding" at the last minute
tears in her
eyes
all is forgiven
hug it out. But thats just us.
Woman 1: Kyle Richards
Woman 2: Kim Richards (her daughters wedding)
TV Show: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#1**
This foreign born, B+ list mostly movie actor is married and is also an Academy
Award winner. He also spent Mothers Day hooking up with a model he
met on a recent photo shoot. He told his wife he had to do looping and could
only do it on Mothers Day.
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor ran into trouble with the law and
has never seen A list since. At a party earlier this week he had three women
with him. He said they were his followers. Apparently he has started something
he calls a program but is more like a way he can have sex with multiple women
at once.
Wesley
Snipes/New
York UpFronts Party Hosted By People and Entertainment Weekly
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#3**
Even though she landed a spot on OITNB this B- list actress is still ticked
off she didnt land the lead role on this hit new almost network show
and was telling anyone who would listen the other night that the lead only
got her shot because she slept with anyone and everyone to make sure she
would land the role.
Show: "Jane the Virgin"
Actress: Diane Guerrero
Role she got: Lina (Janes best friend)
Role she wanted: Jane
Actress who got it: Gina Rodriguez
Role she plays on OITNB: Maritza Ramos
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#4**
This former Hills star turned failed movie actress turned failed reality
star manages to still land some promo gigs. For a 3 minute photo shoot, our
former Hills star had the crew wait three hours while she finished her hair
and makeup. She spent more getting the hair and makeup done than she did
for the gig.
Audrina
Patridge
"1st
Look"
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress from an acting family is probably
going to be A- list in the next year again. She loves to talk about her perfect
marriage and family but she has been hooking up with someone she met at a
family activity and it is getting ready to rock her world.
Actress: Candace Cameron Bure
Acting family: Kirk Cameron is her brother
A list project: "Fuller House"
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#6**
Of all the actresses on Glee, this actress would not be in my first three
guesses to shoot for Playboy. Apparently the pickings have been slim for
the actress since the show ended and thinks it will show her in a completely
different kind of light. She even dropped 15 pounds.
Jenna
Ushkowitz (played Tina Cohen-Chang)
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#7**
CANNES: This one happened a couple of years ago. A former A+ list mostly
movie actress for just the briefest moment of time but that one movie, is
like a one hit wonder that keeps the money rolling in. She is aging. She
also knows what she wants and wanted this A list mostly movie actor who is
an action star. And closeted. She cornered him and said she knew he was gay
but still wanted to have sex with him even though he was/is in a relationship.
She made it happen.
Sharon
Stone/Jeremy Renner "2013 Cannes: Amfar Benefit Gala"
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#8**
CANNES: A few years ago this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who
is a multiple Golden Globe nominee/winner was about to get married. She ended
up getting married, but not before she spent two nights with this A+ list
mostly movie actor who had not quite reached the A+ list peak he is at now.
He still has not married, but does have kid(s).
Emily
Blunt (wed John Krasinski on July 10, 2010)/Ryan Gosling
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#9**
CANNES: A year or two before #8 and a few years before this actress would
become an A+ list mostly television actress on a big network hit she spent
an evening with a billionaire she was introduced to by this former A list
celebrity with the unique look who makes the vast majority of her income
performing the same type of entertainment. That one night ended up getting
the actress her biggest break/career maker.
Kerry
Washington/Dita Von Teese
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#10**
CANNES: Last year at Cannes there was what is believed to be the biggest
fight ever between a couple. It was so bad that a team of 10 people flew
in just to sort it all out. Apparently there was an A list mostly movie actor
involved in it who was caught in bed with a barely legal teen. His actress
wife was not happy because he promised he would stop. There was nothing left
to break in the three bedroom suite when she was finished. Channing
Tatum/Jenna Dewan
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#11**
Our actor is considered extremely good looking and wholesome with an edge
of naughty. The entire female population it seems has a crush on him. He
knows it. He revels in it. What he loves even more though is having his fame
rejuvenated. Our actor likes his women fairly young. Legal, but no older
than about 21 or 22. He is single, so no issues there. He has not always
been single. He was married once. He cheated on her. She cheated on him and
they shared the same women frequently. What is getting him in trouble these
days is that he has a passion for collecting. His collection is a growing
video library of the women he has had sex with. None with their permission.
Our actor, who likes to portray himself as wholesome, despite some past incidents
that were dealt with aggressively by trashing the accusers did see a career
downturn after his most recent indiscretion. With his new project guaranteed
to earn his way back in with the college crowd he is doing some scrambling
because one of his overnight female guests kept hearing a whirring sound
that our actor tried to play off as an air conditioner issue. Instead though,
it was a malfunctioning video camera and the female discovered it while
threatening to call the police and suing the actor. When the actor became
threatening, the woman left but contacted a lawyer that night who sent a
missive to our actors attorney the next morning advising the actor
to not destroy the hard drive to the camera. Since that time, the two sides
have been negotiating and the woman is in line for mid six figures to keep
quiet.
Actor: John Stamos
Ex-wife: Rebecca Romijn
Career re-boot: "Fuller House"
Most recent indiscretion:
Attorney:
Actor John Stamos Had Sexual Relationship With 17-Year-Old
Student
130.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/13 **#1**
Every year, the Upfronts bring together TV executives, talent, and advertisers
in a competitive week-long pitch for advertising dollars for the upcoming
television season. This celebrity is best known for his starring role on
a TV show. His behavior at an upfront event was anything but professional.
One advertiser describes what happened: "He was doing his best to convince
us why we should advertise on his show, but every other word out of his mouth
was inappropriate. Everything was fucking this or fucking
that, and he even described [one of the actresses who was there] as
a total cunt. [My female colleague] walked away after that, but
he just kept going and going. He clearly had too much to drink. Maybe he
thought he was being funny, but he wasnt."
131.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/13 **#2**
Before her husband, this famous actress had dated some of the most eligible
men in the world. So we wondered why she would get married after dating this
guy for such a short period of time. Did she really think that this was the
perfect man for her? Was she desperate to tie the knot? Was she pregnant?
Did she feel her clock ticking? Did she think that this was her last chance
at love? We finally found out. She got married because she loved the idea
of securing an instant family! She was good friends with her fiances
sister-in-law, and the friend was the one who actually pushed everyone into
the fast marriage. "Well be like sisters!" Since her real sister/s
does not live close by, our actress was enamored with the idea of marrying
into a fun, close-knit family that included her friend. However, once she
got there
everything changed. She discovered that her friend was on
the brink of divorce. Now that divorce is wreaking havoc on two marriages,
because our actress feels like she is in the middle of an untenable situation.
The pressure on [actress] is just too much! She is being asked to choose
sides. She doesnt want to be disloyal to [her husband] and his family,
but she also doesnt want to dump [her friend] either. She and [her
husband] have been fighting non-stop about this for the past two months.
Its so bad that now BOTH marriages are in trouble!
Actress: Cameron Diaz
Her Husband: Benji Madden
Her Friend/Sister-in-Law: Nicole Richie (married to Joel Madden)
132.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/13 **#3**
There is a rumor going around that a certain handsome actor was fired from
his TV show because he had an affair. Releasing details about someones
affair IS a nice way to retaliate against them if they happen to have a whiny
exit. Mess with the bull
and you get the horns! However, he didnt
get fired because of the affair. A producer cares about the quality of the
scripts, the production of the show, and maintaining viewership and
advertisers
not who anyone is sleeping with! If the actor was sleeping
with the producers spouse or some underage cast member, it would be
an issue. Thats not what happened here. Actually, if this producer
fired everyone on that show who had an affair, they would have fired several
other cast members first, starting with this actor and this actress. Both
of them had affairs during their tenure on the show, and neither of them
got the boot or the horns!
Show:
"Greys Anatomy"
Fired
Actor: Patrick Dempsey
Affair Actress: Sandra Oh
Affair Actor: Eric Dane
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#1**
CANNES: This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is finally getting a lead role
for himself. He is usually the straight man, although he has done a ton of
great dramas too. The actor celebrated his appearance by cheating on his
wife with a woman he checked into his hotel with and has been on his arm
out in public.
John
C. Reilly "Tale of Tales"
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#2**
"Show me that you are serious," is the favorite phrase of this former tweener
actress turned almost A list singer. What it means is that before she will
even go out with you, she wants to see a gift. One executive wanted to go
out with her enough that our singer is now the proud new owner of a Bentley.
The guy did a get a second date two nights ago when she got back to LA.
Ariana
Grande
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#3**
CANNES: While his foreign born A- list mostly movie actress significant other
is in Cannes, this B+ list mostly television actor who came from movies has
been back on the cheating train. His wife had been scared to go out of town
for exactly this reason.
Naomi
Watts/Liev Schreiber
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress on that primarily female almost television
hit is causing big drama behind the scenes. Well, not just her. She started
a high profile relationship on set with another woman but now our actress
has found someone younger and the mess could lead to her character being
killed off.
Show:
"Orange Is the New Black"
Actress: Samira Wiley (Poussey Washington)
Other woman: Lauren Morelli (show writer)
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#5**
This former Glee actors people are spinning like crazy because the
actor was accidentally outed. The spin might be too hard to keep going though.
Decisions need to be made.
Darren
Criss
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#6**
This B- list mostly television actress who used to always be movies, finally
got her makeup project after leaving a show with a lot of "not her fault
baggage" being thrown at her, might have gone about celebrating the wrong
way. It is never a good idea to be carried out of a charity event because
you drank too much and cant walk on your own.
Actress:
Selma
Blair
"not her fault baggage" show: "Anger Management" (fired by Charlie Sheen
for not having sex with him)
Makeup project: "American Crime Story" (plays Kris Jenner in O.J. Simpson
TV movie)
Charity event:
"Children's
Justice Campaign Event"
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#7**
The skeeze of the night award last night went to this former hard to believe
A list mostly television actor who had one of the better cameo/gags in a
movie based on a skit. Our actor was all over a bunch of barely 20 something
women at an award show and was shocked they didnt know who he was.
He did end up getting lucky with this former reality star/celebrity/"I will
get naked for money", from a now ended hit cable reality show that still
has one of the stars working in reality.
Richard
Grieco/(PROBABLY
Bridget Marquardt
("The Girls Next Door") (still working in reality: Kendra "Marriage
Boot Camp: Reality Stars")
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#8**
Lots of first timers in the blinds today. This is another one. This former
B+ list celebrity/athlete who had lots of talent but was known more for her
looks and the publicity she brought to the sport because of her looks was
at an event last night and hooked up with a guy. Apparently there was just
a lot of kissing and groping and no actual sex. Why blind worthy? His wife
was also at the party.
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#9**
Disney wants this former reality star turned full-time singer to make them
a lot of money. Well, the mid-teener better get her drug problem under control
first.
Tweener: Sabrina Carpenter
Show: "Girl Meets World"
Reality show: "The Next Miley Cyrus Project"
She is signed to Hollywood Records
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#10**
The "star" of the fishing reality show that takes place in Alaska is married.
So, what was he doing with that woman last night who was not his wife. Her
throat and breasts were thoroughly checked out before he took her back to
his hotel.
Sig
Hansen "Deadliest Catch"
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#11**
Yesterday while this still very good looking married foreign born A-/B+ mostly
movie actor from some of the biggest movies of all time was promoting his
television show, his escort for the night was back at the hotel room he vacated,
being treated by a nurse friend who was doing her best to fix the damage
the actor caused the night before. The escort looked like she had been in
a car accident. She was paid a lot of money because he said he would be rough,
but nothing like what he did to her. As of last night she still had not filed
a police report. It wouldnt be his first time being arrested.
Actor: Sam Worthington
Biggest movies: "Avatar" 1, 2, 3 & 4
TV show:
"Deadline
Gallipoli"
Arrest
in 2012
Arrest
in 2014
144.
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GOSSIP 05/14
This model has been front and center in Cannes this week. She doesnt
have to ask anyone to take her photo. Everyone knows who she is. However,
shes not there for a photo shoot. Shes not there to promote a
film. She doesnt really even act. So whats she doing there? Fielding
offers to spend the night with someone! Her asking price? $500k. She can
make more in one night on a yacht than she can in a month or two of modeling!
No, its not Gisele Bundchen.
Miranda
Kerr,
Karlie
Kloss, Bar Refaeli or Doutzen Kroes
145.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/14 **#2**
If you are thinking of booking a ticket to this female entertainers
upcoming concert series, you might want to consider this first. [There is]
NO WAY she is going to sing live! Many singers who actually have good voices
cant even pull off singing live. She has a huge ego but thank god she
knows she cant sing so shes not even going to try it! She will
have a mic and will yell every once in a while to get the crowd going but
thats it. Its all going to be pre-recorded tracks. So, if shes
not singing, what will she be doing? She calls [Singer 2, Singer 3] "The
Zombies" because they barely move on stage. [Singer 1] is very comfortable
with her dancing. Expect her show to be a big spectacle with lots of movement
and choreography. She cant sing but she can dance her heart out! It
will be the opposite of The Zombies. Eat your hearts out, Zombies!
Singer 1: Jennifer Lopez
Singer 2: Mariah Carey
Singer 3:Britney Spears
146.
POPBITCH
05/14
Which American singer looks like she might be back on the gak? If she goes
down this time, were yelling timber. Kesha
("Timber"
with Pitbull)
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#1**
CANNES: This married foreign born B list mostly movie actress is an Academy
Award winner/nominee. She has not seen her actor husband in months. So, I
guess I dont blame her for hooking up with this foreign born former
A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably A-/B+ at this point but still
good looking.
Rachel
Weisz (Daniel Craig)/Colin Farrell
(photo)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#2**
CANNES: This former "it girl" actress who was the darling of low budget indie
films back in the day, made a big name for herself but not much money. She
is loving that the studio is picking up the expenses for her on this trip.
Not only has she charged a ton of money on meals and booze to her room, she
also charges several thousand bucks in new designer shoes and clothes. All
told it has been 48 hours and about $15K to the studio.
Parker
Posey/"Irrational Man"
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#3**
CANNES: This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner, got into an argument with a journalist when he asked her about some
of her very public political views. Apparently he had been baiting her while
she was stopped and posing on the red carpet. When she finished she walked
over to him and called him a fucking a-hole, but in French which was kind
of cool.
Natalie
Port man/"A Tale of Love and Darkness"
(PROBABLY:
Leftist thoughts on Israel)
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#4**
This celebrity offspring who got her start in reality television and recently
exited a cable show on fairly bad terms, spent much of a very very very recent
European flight popping pills and chasing them down with booze. She needs
rehab. My celebrity spy on the plane says the offspring looks like she is
on a month long bender. Kelly Osbourne
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#5**
CANNES KINDNESS: This actor has done everything from the darkest dramas to
the most slapstick comedy roles, usually partnering with a Razzie regular.
The guy has even shown up on a hit cable show that had a long run. Our actor
comes from an acting family. Our actor has now even started directing films.
Anyway, he arrived in Cannes with his wife and a reporter there said it was
his first day on the job. He looked to be about 20 and he had a notebook
and phone to record and also to take photos and was really nervous and our
actor asked him why he was nervous and the reporter mentioned it was his
first day so the actor let the reporter ride in the car with him and gave
him a nice 20 minute interview.
John
Turturro "Mia Madre"
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who was that status for decades, is
a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. He was scheduled to attend an event
last night but found out his wife was going to be there. The two dont
speak to each other as they try and settle a very messy divorce very quietly.
Our actor prefers staying home anyway and giving "acting lessons" to young
women who could be his granddaughter.
Warren
Beatty/Annette Bening "An Evening Of SeriousFun Celebrating The Legacy Of
Paul Newman"
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#7**
#1 This female talk show host from an ensemble talk show is still
very much a newlywed. What she will learn very quickly though is that her
partner cheats a lot and always has and loves young blondes. Sara Gilbert
("The Talk")/Linda Perry
#2 CW Upfront- This Arrow actress who is not named Katie Cassidy is going to be doing the yacht circuit this summer. Willa Holland (plays Thea Queen) or Emily Bett Rickards (plays Felicity Smoak) or Caity Lotz (plays Sara Lance/The Canary)
#3 CW Upfront- This actor who used to be a much bigger television
star back in the day on a different network says that this celebrity dad
pressured him into having sex back when he was a teen.
Actor: Wentworth Miller
Current show: "The Flash"
Past show: "Prison Break"
Celebrity dad: Jessica Simpsons dad, Joe
#4- This Empire actor cheated on his wife last night with the B list mostly movie actress everyone seems to know, but never seems to work.
154. MR.
X 05/15 **#1**
Easy Easy: Who really gave those flowers and balloons to that one-named pop
diva? It was that A++ list mogul, her longtime mentor and lover (not that
actor whom her PR people are trying to set her up with).
Diva:
Rihanna
A++ mogul: Jay-Z
Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
155. MR.
X 05/15 **#2**
CANNES: You rarely if never hear about actors and male celebrities at the
yacht parties, but theres one actor who is participating. Hes
a foreign born, closeted B-list actor who has a film playing at the Festival,
and hes already booked a yacht party for several powerful gay men.
156. MR.
X 05/15 **#3**
What B-list comedienne, reality star and host, lost a few friends after departing
her last gig, but may gain a lot with her upcoming project? The bosses at
the network which she left offered her a late night show in the vein of that
other late night show which recently ended. She immediately said yes and
will probably film a pilot later this year. Sometimes revenge can be
sweet
B-list: Kathy Griffin
Last gig: "Fashion Police"
Network: E!
Other late night show: "Chelsea Lately"
157. MR.
X 05/15 **#4**
What R&B singer who was really popular in a group with his relatives
and had a decent solo career, has a secret hes hiding? Hes been
living with a man for the past decade, and his boyfriend used to be his cellmate
back when they were in prison. El DeBarge "DeBarge"
158.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/15 **#1**
Weve been telling you for years that this young actor was only playing
straight because his PR team convinced him that it would give him a wider
audience and a better choice of roles. It worked in the beginning because
it helped him succeed on a famous TV show. However, the show is over, he
is tired of faking it, and he now wants to come out! Its not like there
is going to be some big press conference next week. This is a cautious and
gradual process and he is testing out things one at a time to see the reaction
they get. He is playing a gay-friendly role. He is giving interviews to
gay-friendly media (that curiously do not mention his sexuality). However,
the biggest step is yet to come: He wants to break up with his beard. Its
not that he hates her. they are friends. However, he has gotten to the point
where he is angry and annoyed about the charade. His PR team is definitely
NOT happy about this, and they are pushing back. "They helped to craft his
heartthrob straight image with this girlfriend and they dont want him
to just throw all their hard work away. [The actor and the publicists] are
debating back and forth. Last I heard [the publicists] were suggesting to
him that maybe he could say that hes bi as a transitional step and
then just date men. While that sounds like a good compromise, hes really
just sick of lying." We should see who wins this debate pretty soon.
Actor: Darren Criss
Girlfriend: Mia Swier
TV Show: "Glee"
159.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/15 **#2**
A certain actress from a hit TV show caused a bit of a stir at the Upfronts
in New York City by dressing provocatively. "Her outfit was open all the
way down to her belly button and her breasts were just kind of hanging out
there for the whole world to see and her nipples were just barely covered.
Maybe she thought she was at a fashion show or on the red carpet at the Oscars,
but there were a lot of female ad buyers, other actresses there and nobody
else was dressed like that. She kept rubbing herself up against the male
ad execs. Then she would have to fix her top to make sure that her nipples
were still covered, which, of course, only brought more attention to them.
I got the impression that she was looking for sponsorship for more than just
her TV show. I mean, the talent is there to sell it, but she was SELLING
IT the way the ladies on the corner sell it!" No, its NOT Rita Ora.
Actress:
Katie Cassidy
TV
Show: "Arrow"
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list singer/reality star/judge with the ever changing
last name has another cheater on her hands. Her husband bailed on her for
a couple of hours to hook up with one of his steady girlfriends.
Cheryl
( Fernandez-Versini/Tweedy) Cole
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#2**
This comedian, sometime cameo actor when you need a visual punchline, who
headlines in Vegas and across the country, was at some swag suites when he
reached into his pants from behind and pulled out a small vibrator he said
had been in his butt. Apparently the batteries ran out. With this guy, it
is possible it is true.
Carrot
Top/
"2015 Billboard
Music Awards - UPS Gifting Lounge"
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#3**
This former half of an A+ list singing duo does his own thing now. So does
she. She is still well known and they both basically look the same three
decades after their peak. The drinking is much bigger now. The make half
of the duo was at a party last night and passed out on the floor. David
A. Stewart/Annie Lennox "Eurythmics"
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#1**
CANNES: It was just all a little too over the top for this foreign born A
list (at least on his part) celebrity couple. Trying to show they are a loving
couple, the two were all over each other on the red carpet. It was a complete
180 degree change from how they had spent the time up to the red carpet.
They spent time together checking in and that was it. She was at the pool
and he was in the room. When she came up, he went out.
Robbie
Williams/Ayda Field
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#2**
CANNES: A studio executive nearly got into a fistfight with this A+ list
mostly movie director. Apparently the fight centered around the premise that
the director should have focused more on his movie and less on trying to
sleep with the A+ list mostly movie actor who was starring in it.
Movie:
"Sea of Trees"
Director: Gus Van Sant
A+ list actor: Matthew McConaughey
Film
was booed at Cannes
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#3**
CANNES: No movie to promote. No company paying for her to be there. That
being said, there was this former B list singer from a band that couldnt
sing turned reality judge in Cannes. Two nights and low six figures for staying
on the yacht.
Nicole
Scherzinger
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#4**
This former A list tweener who had her own tweener show and now keeps striking
out in the real world got into a huge fight with this mid-teen actress from
a hit cable show that ends this weekend. The tweener started talking smack
about how lucky the teen actress got and now she will have to work and "get
on her knees like the rest of us." Yeah, totally inappropriate.
Former
A list tweener: Victoria Justice
Show: "Victorious"
Mid-teen actress: Kiernan Shipka (Sally Draper)
Show: "Mad Men"
Event: "An Evening With Women Benefitting The Los Angeles"
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#1**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This good looking mainstay of a reality show not
on Bravo and is more informative than straight reality, had a new beard at
the show last night. At this point Im not sure why he doesnt
come out.
Jonathan
Scott "Property Brothers"
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#2**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Nothing like a diva fight. No actual punches thrown,
but there was a lot of shade being thrown by this A list diva in her mind,
who does a lot of everything but is only A+ list when it comes to divaing,
directed at this A list singer who had a bad week. Not only was the diva
throwing knives, but sent her minion to walk past the A lister backstage
and say a few choice words too.
A
list diva: Jennifer Lopez
A
list singer: Mariah Carey
Minion:
Casper Smart
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#3**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: One of the few Academy Award winners/nominees who
was at the event also was the most wasted and is leaving her friendship dangling
precariously with the A+ list singer who seemingly makes all the rules while
not dancing. Our actress was barred from being with the singer because of
the condition our actress was in.
Hailee
Steinfeld/Taylor Swift
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#4**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: The strangest hookup of the night by far featured
Wiz Khalifa and this A list celebrity at least for a year. After that it
is up to her to stay famous on her own.
Miss
America 2015 Kira Kazantsev
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#5**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This Vine/recording star who is very attractive but
who no one has probably heard of, wants to get more famous more quickly.
She was all over this most famous member of this former A list musical group.
He is an A-/B+ list celebrity even solo and has done reality and has a girlfriend
and a couple of babies with different mothers.
Lia
Marie Johnson/Peter Wentz
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#6**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently wedding vows get thrown out the window
in Vegas. This co-host of an ensemble national talk show met a guy by the
pool on Saturday and an hour later was in his room. I suppose they could
have been talking about her future. Or, maybe they were calling her husband.
Jeannie Mai
"The Real"
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#7**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This former A list tweener from former multiple tweener
shows was there. Despite her social media claims that she was there solo,
she is still hooking up with the married executive who is in charge of whether
her show will get picked up by one of the big almost television outlets.
Jennette
McCurdy/"Between"
on Netflix
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#8**
This former A list singer in a group and solo is a B list celebrity
singer/part-time group member which vaults her back up to A list. She is
no stranger to cheating and being cheated on but even she I dont think
has been cheated on two days prior to a wedding which is what happened to
her.
Geri
Halliwell ("Ginger Spice"/Spice Girls)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#9**
For the first time, the kids are old enough to know that their A+ list mostly
movie actor (father) has been kicked out of the house. Apparently they are
not handling it well which has caused even more fighting between the parents.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#10**
This former spouse to an A+ list mostly movie actor who managed to stay afloat
while dating a different kind of A lister is out of money and shot a spread
to get hired for the summer. No more reality television for her.
Celebrity:
Nicole Murphy
A+
list actor: Eddie Murphy
A
lister: Michael Strahan
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#11**
This A list reality host is in scramble mode. The very attractive host of
a franchise already managed to get the photos taken by an ex who was actually
her age, but now the photos have been stolen from her apartment.
Padma
Lakshmi "Top Chef"
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18 **#12**
There is something very interesting going on behind the scenes in Cannes.
It seems that this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee is on the outs with this A+ list mostly movie actress who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee. From "lifelong friends" things have quickly
changed. It seems that our actress has finally ticked off her bff director
to the point where he is willing to let her go. Our actor, who had some favors
he needed to fulfill has offered the director a recent co-star who is also
a talented actress. The actress though will not agree to have sex and be
the "muse" of the director. No problem. Our actor has offered up his girlfriend
to be that person. She is more than willing and as a bonus is going to get
a lot of acting credits she would never have received otherwise. Smaller
roles, but in important movies. Everyone is happy except the A+ list actress
who has no idea she has been replaced. With that will also probably be any
future chances at Academy Award wins/nominations because no one can really
stand to work with her in those kind of roles except the director.
A+
list actor: Bradley Cooper
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Director: David O Russell
Co-star: Sienna Miller
Girlfriend: Irina Shayk
179.
BILLY
MASTERS 05/18
Could it be that the sexy star of a new-defunct second generation show is
inching out of the closet? That's the scoop from people who say the stud
showed up at a charity event with his beau in tow. Ironically, this event
was perfectly in tune with his most famous character. The couple was clearly
on the downlow, but it was still a step up for this closeted cutie. Despite
being in the fast lane, our boy is still as skittish as an unbroken filly.
Josh Henderson
("Dallas") Kentucky Derby
180.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/18 **#1**
A famous female singer walked into the ladies room at the Billboard
Music Awards. At the same time, another famous female singer was just exiting
with a friend. The two singers did not speak to each other but did give each
other a snide half-smile in passing. The exiting singer turned to her friend
as if she was just finishing a sentence, "
and SOME people just dont
know when to put down the fork!" The entering singer who has put on
a couple of pounds lately "didnt respond" to the taunt, but
"she did look visibly annoyed and when she went into the stall she slammed
the door shut as hard as she could!"
Entering Singer: Kelly Clarkson or Meghan Trainor
Exiting Singer:
181.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/18 **#2**
This actress is one of the stars of a movie that is in theaters right now.
Her youthful looks enable her to play girls who are still in school. However,
while all of her official interviews refer to her as being in her mid to
late twenties, we found out that she may actually be quite a bit older. In
fact, several of her former real-life classmates are claiming that she is
actually 36 years old! Thats old enough to play the mother of some
of the other students!
Actress: Rebel Wilson
Current Film: "Pitch Perfect 2"
(shes
36, not 29)
182.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/18 **#3**
This young actress is too professional to take any issues with her cast mates
public. However, since she wont, we will! She recently got married.
She invited all of the other female principals in her peer group (one could
not attend because she was out of the country) to this happy occasion, but
guess who was definitely NOT invited? The female "star" of the show! Thats
right! In fact, NONE of the other women care if they see her or her
unwieldy ego ever again!
Bride:
Heather Morris
Egotistical
Actress: Lea Michele
TV
Show: "Glee"
(Dianna
Agron was in London)
183. L.A.
TIMES 05/18
REPORTER:Any plans to get back in the studio soon?
MARIAH CAREY: Yes, we do. L.A. Reid and myself, were going to go in
and go hard and think about the best move for the next record. And well
see. But the last thing Im going to do is give away more intellectual
property. Ive literally been robbed. I had an idea for something and
someone took the exact same thing, and that was a little unnerving.
REPORTER: Now I want to know.
MARIAH CAREY: I cant tell you because its too big a scandal.
The person literally lifted the entire concept, and the title, and the visuals.
I just couldnt believe. But its OK, it wasnt meant to be,
obviously. Or maybe its meant to be again under a new headline.
Mariah
Carey had her work on "Glitter" lifted for Jennifer Lopez's "J.LO"
album
184. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/18
Hes an actor who might have pushed some Pulp onscreen, but he seems
to have a real love for fiction, which lies in Phone Sex. And guess what?
According to a woman well call "Party Girl", shes got the full
audio to back it up! Our blind item could now be looking forward to starring
in the next "leaked" audio sex tape. Know why? The phone sex footage is reported
to now be on the bidding block! Party Girl tells us she served her
over-thephone services to our blind item on the regular. She says it
was during film production of Mission Impossible 5, when the actor would
call her daily, from the set in South Africa, for hardcore phone sex." Party
Girl is putting this word out there: "I got audio of ________ talking crazy
and jerking off. Then he gave my phone number to Tyronn Lue and Tyronn called
me to complain about the women in LA, telling me how they did him bad which
it why its hard for him to trust a woman. Thats another story.
I was upset ______ was obviously giving out my number, so I called him to
ask why he gave it to Tyronn. His only answer was, I told Ty about
you. I immediately hung up on him because he doesnt like to pay,
yet he likes giving out my number to his friends." Now, can you guess the
name of the actor starring in the sex tape clip, exclusively obtained by
HSK? If you dont believe me, check back in soon to hear it for yourself!
Ving Rhames
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor was out of the country launching
one of his side projects. He left the wife home so he "could explore the
local talent." He did a lot of exploring. Im surprised he found time
to even work.
Robert
De Niro
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#2**
At the Billboard Music Awards the other night, this A list singer/rapper
couldnt even talk above a whisper but her lip synching was spot on.
Hey, at least she didnt cancel.
Nicki
Minaj
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#3**
Yes, that was this B+ list mostly television actor from two very hit shows
who is about to start filming a reboot of one of them, come out of the apartment
of a college student he met two weeks ago. Third time they have hooked up.
Could put a damper on the much anticipated public hooking up with his
co-star.
Actor:
David Duchovny
Hit shows: "X-Files"/"Californication"
Re-boot: "X-Files"
Co-star: Gillian Anderson
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#4**
This offspring of a former A+ list mostly movie actor has been auditioning
for parts. She used to use her dads last name, but cant handle
the questions that come with it. So, she stopped using it. She also noticed
that she no longer gets callbacks or any other kind of job offers she used
to get. Apparently she is going to now try and sell a reality show or make
a documentary based on it.
Zelda
Williams (daughter of Robin Williams)
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#5**
Pretty interesting to see this former A list celebrity who got her fame on
a kind of television program that really does not exist any longer, on her
knees in front of a low table at a club where she did a few lines. Well,
I guess we know how she loses the weight she talks about on television.
Celebrity: Marie Osmond
Television program that no longer exists: variety show
Weight loss: Nutrisystem
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#6**
This reality star from a long long running hit cable show about a business
has been in this space before. This weekend he was at a pool party and only
would have conversations with women who would show him their breasts.
Chumlee
"Pawn Stars"
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#7**
This A- list mostly movie actress who has not done much the past year and
is fading quickly from the top list while she waits and waits for her franchise
to start shooting again, actually had her assistant call ahead to a grocery
store to have security there and accompany the actress while she shopped.
No one even recognizes her unless she is with her unique looking husband.
She just wanted to feel important. When the store declined, our actress decided
not to shop there.
Zoe
Saldana ("Star Trek 3" or "Avatar
2")/Marco
Perego
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#8**
A flight attendant on a private jet said this A+ list mostly movie actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spent almost an entire 12 hour flight
doing line after line of coke and shots of booze in between doing laps up
and down the short aisle of the plane. All traces of the coke were gone by
the time the plane landed back in the US. His manic behavior was not though.
Matthew
McConaughey
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#9**
Failed drug test equals more supervised parenting time for this former A
list singer who might as well be divorced from her actor husband. He keeps
giving her more chances.
Fergie/Josh
Duhamel
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#10**
The sometime actress wife of this former A list mostly television actor from
that long running almost network show is the one who leaked stories about
her husband. She knows he needs rehab and he has blown off the family and
interventions, so called him out on it publicly. Kind of.
Jared
Padalecki (Genevieve) "Supernatural"
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#11**
It has been bad since late summer last year. It has been getting much worse
though over the past couple of months. Our actor, foreign born and still
an A- lister but he needs something because that franchise that made him
famous is fading further into the past. The drug use is out of control. Back
in the day he was just a guy who stayed home and got quietly drunk with some
friends while he played the guitar. He got drunk frequently but it was very
low key. Fast forward a few years and a new friend in his life. The next
thing you know our actor is doing drugs. Each month that has passed since
last summer it seems as if his new celebrity friend has encouraged him to
try more and more drugs. He has got to the point now that despite his fame,
he is using drugs openly in clubs. People hand him drugs and he takes them.
He is really careless and it is going to cost him. The celebrity friend is
no friend. She uses him. When she needs something she says the right things
and he keeps running but for the most part she likes to do her thing and
wants him to stay as far away while she is doing her thing. Multiple times
this past week she told him which clubs she was going to and specifically
told him not to go to them. Instead he hung out with his very loyal friends.
The problem is they also never say no to him and are in no position to help
him get off drugs. This is not like a hey I can stop when I want thing. This
is getting to the point, especially with the way he likes his booze that
it might be a turn up dead thing. Robert Pattinson "Twilight"/FKA
Twigs
196.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/19
This multi-talented celebrity couple filed for divorce earlier this year.
They gave the usual vague excuses at the time (e.g. "Weve grown apart").
Do you want to know who our sweet little actress was quietly fooling around
with for a YEAR before they filed? Of course you do! It was her TV costar!
He was coming off of another TV series when he was cast to star in a pilot
with the actress. Their series may not have generated enough heat to get
picked up
but the two of them sure did! They have been spotted having
romantic, kiss-filled dinners around Los Angeles ever since. We dont
know if this actor was the cause of her breakup, but the timing would seem
to indicate that he was a factor. Perhaps theyll go more public when
her divorce is further along? We hope so, because we would be psyched to
see these two come out as a couple!
Actress:
Mandy Moore
Her soon-to-be-Ex-Husband: Ryan Adams
Actor: James Roday ("Psych")
Pilot: "Good Session"
197.
MOUTH
TO EARS 05/19
We thought it was a match filled with glee when this rapper and girlfriend
were sorry, for not being sorry, to showcase their love affair. It baffled
us when his ex fiancee moved on so quickly, marrying the next man she ended
up with. We all bounced our heads while he pledged that he doesnt mess
with her, and never will again, in his end of summer banger last year, but
what is the real reason he doesnt "fuck" with his ex? This rapper was
then on to the next when rumors with a certain Nickelodeon star were confirmed
when the two were spotted, on camera, holding hands backstage at the MTV
VMAs. We loved seeing these two together until rumors again began to circulate
that the two had split. But what was the real reason for the break? This
hip hop star cant stay in a steady relationship because he is rumored
to be gay. He has affiliations with other well know undercover homosexual
men from his hometown. Do you know who we are talking about?
Rapper: Big Sean
His Ex Fiancee: Naya Rivera
Nickelodeon Star: Ariana Grande
198. ALLIE
IS WIRED 05/19
This former teen TV star now has teens of her own. Now that shes reprising
her signature role filming this summer shes making every
day Take Your Kids To Work Day. She wants them on-set with her this summer.
You have to wonder why. Perhaps she wants to prove to them that Mommy really
IS an actor! Because what kid wouldnt want to spend their summer at
their moms work instead of with their friends?
Actress: Candace Cameron Bure
Role or TV Show or Film: D.J. Tanner on "Full House"
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#1**
This foreign born A list model/part-time actress was on a plane from Dallas
to Amsterdam this past week when she was repeatedly asked by flight attendants
to stop trying to have sex on the plane. The kissing with her girlfriend
was fine, but when other things started to happen she was warned. She started
up again and was warned again. By the third time she tried, she was told
she would be arrested upon landing if she tried anymore.
Cara
Delevingne/St. Vincent
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#2**
CANNES: This B- list mostly movie actress is a newlywed. She also could use
some work to keep her status. The only thing she has going for her is that
franchise. Apparently she now considers herself far too busy and important
to sign autographs or take photos and if you are a woman who wants to take
a photo with her actor husband, forget it. She drags him away or shoves a
hand in front of the cell phone of teenagers. I guess she thinks it is Elizabeth
Taylor and Richard Burton all over again and not what it is. A future in
VH-1 reality shows.
Nikki
Reed/ Ian Somerhalder
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#3**
It is always awkward when you (B list mostly movie actress) and your husband
run into one of his affairs on a red carpet. It is even more awful when your
actor husband agrees to an interview with the former mistress who is a national
television reporter.
Actress:
Maggie Gyllenhal
Husband: Peter
Sarsgaard
TV reporter: Erica
Hill
Event:
"Gracies
Awards"
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#4**
This more than a handful Grammy nominated R&B singer who has a number
one song to her credit and has a unique place in music history is battling
a huge prescription drug problem that is causing her career comeback to be
derailed. Toni Braxton or Macy Gray
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#5**
This supposed PR relationship between two Academy Award winners/nominees
is actually real. They dont publicize it or flaunt it and go to great
lengths to have people think it is just a PR stunt. He is an actor in a very
high profile role right now and has a really successful side project. She
acts and does some modeling. He has gone the public relationship route before
and hates it. She had a drug dealer boyfriend she hid. Apparently the couple
is engaged and a secret wedding is something they would love to pull off.
Lupita Nyong'o/Jared Leto
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner is in full
scramble mode. The tabloids are about to jump all over her family member
for being a racist and she wants to make sure there are no photos or evidence
that can tie her into his beliefs. It seems as if their were none, then there
would be no need to do any scrambling.
Jennifer
Lawrence
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#7**
This former A list singer while in a group had a successful solo career but
has moved on to really bad reality television and part-time music. He was
kicked out of the church he attended because he kept trying to sleep with
women he met while talking about the church.
Omarion
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#8**
This former member of an A+ list singing group who is really bitter at being
fired is getting back at the A+ lister who was the leader. She is writing
a book discussing not only the virginity claims of the singer but also talks
about the multiple breast implant surgeries and nose job procedure and a
bunch of other things that the A+ lister would not want discussed in
public.
A+
list singing group: Destiny's Child
Leader: Beyoncé
Former member: Farrah Franklin
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#9**
Apparently this Manchester United striker didnt learn his lesson the
last time he was busted cheating on his wife. The player, who is beloved
in England, despite some years on him got a woman pregnant. Does she get
paid or does she go to the tabloids or both?
Wayne
Rooney
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#10**
This married B+/A- list mostly television actress from a very hit pay cable
show who has had a long career despite her fairly young age left her husband.
She found another guy. It is what she does. What she has done before.
Actress: Claire Danes
Show: "Homeland"
Husband: Hugh Dancy
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#11**
I have heard a million stories and seen a million things in my life, but
this is without a doubt, a first. I guess this shows you what some people
will do to get famous and/or for their sex life, but again, it is a first
for me. There is a lot of Hollywood that is involved in S&M. This was
long before Fifty Shades. Dont even get me started on Claudia Schiffer
and her strange fetishes or Harrison Ford and his have to be blondes he liked
watched tied up. It goes on and the kink can be very strong. This celebrity
was sometimes on a reality show. Actually sometimes on a couple of different
ones. Both cable. He used to be higher on the list, but he still does the
same work he did before, he just likes to stay more in the shadows now because
of some press from the past year or two. Wait until they get this one. It
turns out our celebrity who has A+ list name recognition with all of you
and everyone who regularly reads tabloids wanted a guy totally devoted to
serving him. Our celebrity wanted to really immerse himself into S&M.
So, he found a college age guy at a club and became his sugar daddy. They
started exploring the dark side. Our celebrity made some promises about taking
care of the future of the guy and a deal was reached. The guy now has welded
on handcuffs, ankle cuffs and a choker around his neck. I dont know
what happens if you gain weight. Welded on. The guy walks down the street
and you notice. Our celebrity loved it for awhile, but has grown tired of
it. The guy wants the money he was promised or he is going to the tabloids.
He wont remove the cuffs until he gets his settlement. It is getting
really nasty and I dont think how crazy the celebrity is going to look
if this comes out. There are tons of photos. Our celebrity loved taking this
guy around by a leash and bragged that he got the guy to do it, but that
was in quiet and not on the front cover of a tabloid. Jessica Simpsons
father, Joe
210.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/20 **#1**
The management team of this former teen singer is laughing today about the
new Yoko Ono! In order to maintain the integrity of the group, management
could not openly discuss the drug problem that drove their decision to cut
the singer loose. However, they were feeling a lot of animosity from the
fans who blamed management for working him too hard/not getting him help/firing
him/ruining their lives (take your pick). Thats why management is laughing
about the fact that some of the blame for the breakup is suddenly being
pinned
on the singers girlfriend! Thanks to comments from one
of the singers former mates, fans are now directing some of their hatred
to "The New Yoko Ono"! Management had nothing to do with the redirect. However,
they are certainly enjoying what may be the one and only day that nobody
is blaming THEM for the singers departure!
Group:
"One Direction"
Singer:
Zayn Malik
Former
Mate: Liam Payne
Yoko:
Perrie Edwards
211.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/20 **#2**
We told you that this famous actress is getting a divorce
but we forgot
to tell you about the impact the affair had on her lover, the actor, and
his famous significant other. So lets talk about that second couple
now! Our actor is no angel. He has a long-time girlfriend, a very pretty
famous actress. While she does both TV and films, you probably know her best
as that girl who needed to be rescued. Anyway, they started dating seriously
a few years ago after working together. No baby, but they shared a house
and a dog or two. We dont believe they ever got engaged. Well,
theres not a chance in hell of that happening now
. because their
relationship is OVER! We found out that he has taken his things and moved
out! To keep up appearances, they still follow each other on social media.
However, while they used to be very chatty and congratulatory about each
others professional projects and charity work, that stopped a few months
ago. In fact, it looks like that communications chill began right around
the time the first couple announced their divorce. Coincidence? Nah.
First Couple: Mandy Moore/Ryan Adams
Second Couple: James Roday/Maggie Lawson (worked together on "Psych") (had
been in a relationship since 2006)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#1**
This A- list solo artist who has had multiple number one songs and even was
on a network reality show, insists groupies who have sex with him do so without
protection. It is also why so many of them now have herpes.
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actor/comedian is on a hit network show. Well,
hit for this network which is not saying much. Anyway, our actor is scrambling
because one of his daily multiple random female hookups he meets on Twitter
turned out to be 16 and her parents want to file charges against him. Tim
Allen "Last Man Standing"/Anthony Anderson "Black-ish"; Matthew Perry "The
Odd Couple"
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#3**
This former west coast Real Housewife who would love to be famous again hooked
up with this married A- list mostly television actor who can never get a
network show to stick. Im not sure what either one of them were thinking
when they decided this was a good thing.
Camille
Grammer "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"/Josh Duhamel "Relief Run for Nepal"
in Santa Monica, California
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#4**
This married B list mostly television actress who recurs on a very popular
almost television show and has been on back to back pay cable hits, was at
an event this week and was making out and doing a lot more with a man who
is most definitely not her husband.
Actress:
Constance Zimmer
Show:
Janine Skorsky on "House of Cards" (Netflix)
Pay
cable hits: "Entourage" and "The Newsroom"
Event:
"UnREAL" Premiere Party
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#5**
**BACHELORETTE SPOILERS/KIND OF**: This still famous Bachelor contestant
who also writes, says she hooked up with one (past participant) of the final
three contestants this season and that is the reason there is no winner.
Apparently the Bachelorette found out and was ticked.
Courtney
Robertson (Season 16 - Ben Flajnik)/Published a book "I Didn't Come Here
to Make Friends"
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#6**
This Teen Wolf star was doing lines like a champ last night at a party. I
have never heard a peep about her using drugs before but she clearly knew
what she was doing. Need to be careful because unlike the old days, you will
get banned from the place for using drugs now.
Holland
Roden "Entourage" Advance Screening At The Playboy Mansion
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#7**
Be careful if you make any age references to this foreign born former A+
list singer with the blind item song who has not had a hit in a long time,
but will always have that iconic album to her name. She was at a party this
week when an MTV nominee who had a top 20 album and single from that debut
album told our singer how she remembers her parents listening to the former
A+ lister in the car when she was going to kindergarten. Lets just say that
the forced group photo featuring the pair was ice cold and the young singer
probably fears for her personal safety after that comment.
Foreign
born singer: Alanis Morissette
Iconic
album: "Jagged Little Pill"
MTV
nominee: Jillian Banks (MTV Brand New Nominee in 2014)
Event Photo: 6th
Annual ELLE Women In Music Celebration Presented By eBay
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#8**
At a recent party, this Pitch Perfect actor embarrassed himself with how
jealous he is of his actress girlfriend. Clinging on like Benji Madden, he
freaked out whenever she would talk to another guy. The guy has some serious
insecurity problems.
Skylar
Astin, Anna Camp
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#9**
This married actor is probably B- list. Was on one of the top 10 shows off
all-time. Does a ton of voice overs. A couple of other middling network hits
and one really good one that was canceled too soon. He is having an affair
with a woman who works at some rental center place. You never saw a guy rent
so much furniture. She gets commission so he pays her this way. Patrick
Warburton/Puddy on "Seinfeld"
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#10**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor from two separate franchises who
is also an Academy Award winner/nominee and not from those franchises, has
a woman and her son that he moves every six months from apartment to apartment
in LA to keep the secret safe that the son is his. He met the woman on the
set of a movie about five years ago. They have never hooked up since. I
dont think they like each other much.
Matt Damon/"Bourne" and "Oceans"
Harrison Ford/"Indiana Jones" and "Star Wars"
Robert Downey Jr./"Iron Man" and "Sherlock Holmes"
Christian Bale/"Terminator" and ""Batman"
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#11**
Its hard to believe this actor once got married. It is not hard to
believe it didnt last long. If you talk to this mostly television actor
who has a really unusual side job when he isnt acting, he will be nice.
If you are female, he will be nice and then he will keep being nice until
you have sex with him and then he will never speak to you again. Yes, even
if you get pregnant he wont speak to you. No sorry if you have a
miscarriage. On the outside this B list comic actor seems great. He isnt.
He isnt evil as in he wont kill you or rape you. He will however,
do everything in his power to screw you over. If you are female. He is friends
with guys and likes guys. He hates women. He destroys women. If he could
destroy every woman on the planet, he would. After they have sex with him
first.
Fred
Armisen (side job: band director on "Late Night with Seth Meyers") (was married
to Elizabeth Moss "Mad Men")
223.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/21
This handsome and eligible film star is dating someone new. That in itself
is not surprising, as he has dated many women before, some of whom are famous.
However, what is surprising is something we heard from one of his famous
exes, a beautiful actress who has dated several well-known actors. She claims
that in all the time they were dating (which was at least a year), "We never
had sex. Not even once." When the jaws around her dropped and she was pressed
for further details ("Why not?"), she seemed to immediately realize that
she had said something wrong
and changed the subject!
Actor: Bradley Cooper
His Actress Ex: Zoe Saldana
224.
PRIDE
SOURCE 05/21
Interviewer: Have either of you dated a gay man before?
Jane: Oh yes! Oh my god. When I was young, I was the female that gay guys
wanted to try to become heterosexual with. A very famous actor whos
gay and I will not name names asked me to marry him. I was
very flattered, but I said, "Why?" This was 1964. And I mean, he wasnt
the only one. Its very interesting. And I lived for two years with
a guy who was trying to become heterosexual. Im intimately acquainted
with that.
Actor Who Proposed:
Rock
Hudson or Anthony Perkins
Guy She Lived With (may or may not be famous): Lorenzo Caccialanza
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#1**
This A list foreign born dual threat actor is no longer on speaking terms
with his fellow countryman who won an Academy Award. It seems as if your
dual threat blames his countryman and his PR team for all the rumors that
surround the dual threat.
A
list actor: Benedict Cumberbatch
Academy Award actor: Eddie Redmayne
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#2**
The boyfriend of this openly gay B+ list mostly movie actor says that the
actor has stopped giving him a monthly payment and thinks they should be
together out of love. Well, the actor better be prepared for the boyfriend
to walk because the boyfriend has been looking everywhere for someone who
still wants to pay. Zachary Quinto
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#3**
This Real Housewife might have a boyfriend and a lot of money but she really
wants to move off Housewives and reality into acting so she is hooking up
with this B list mostly television actor from a very hit network show because
he says he can get her on a scripted show.
Bethenny
Frankel "Real Housewives of New York City"/Eric Stonestreet "Modern
Family"
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
This Shahs Of Sunset star who has been on since the beginning had sex at
a party last night in the restroom and somehow managed to also cause the
toilet to overflow.
Golnesa
"GG" Gharachedaghi
"OK!
Magazine's So Sexy Event"
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#5**
This former American Idol contestant was getting the hard sell from the Teen
Mom turned porn star. Apparently the Teen Mom star thinks that the Idol
contestant should either make a porn or the Teen Mom knows some people who
would love to financially support the contestant in return for umm,
companionship.
Pia
Toscano/Farrah Abraham "OK! Magazine's So Sexy Event"
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly television actress from multiple hit cable shows
and a network show who used to be a movie actress, has taken a few years
off from acting. She received six figures to attend a party last night but
she blew it off and says she is returning the money. She saw the guest list
and hated it and refused to show up.
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#7**
This music mogul turned fashion mogul turned just plain mogul with a bunch
of reality stars in the family, wouldnt let his weekly girlfriend walk
a red carpet with him last night because he didnt like the way she
was dressed. He still took her home, but didnt want the world to see
her.
Russell
Simmons "17th Annual CAST From Slavery to Freedom Gala"
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#8**
This B+ list mostly television actor who has spent over the last decade on
basically two shows, is also an author and a guy who could do a lot of other
things besides acting. Anyway, he got what was a surprise last night when
his girlfriend brought home an actress who is a mainstay in the blinds. The
actress is out of work after appearing on two middling shows back to back.
Actor:
Hill Harper ("CSI: NY" and "Covert Affairs")
Girlfriend: Chloe Flower
Out of work actress: AnnaLynne McCord ("90210" and "Dallas")
"17th Annual CAST From Slavery To Freedom Gala"
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#9**
For the first time I can remember there is trouble in the marriage of this
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Three
weeks ago everything was fine but now our actress has practically moved from
the house and is not wearing her wedding ring. Something serious must have
happened very quickly.
Cate
Blanchett/(with
her husband 04/30/15)/In Cannes
(right hand)
(left
hand)
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#10**
This foreign born almost A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee is married to another Academy Award winner/nominee. Anyway,
he managed to get another woman pregnant. His wife knows and so far has not
divorced him. That might change once the baby is born and monthly checks
have to be written. Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#11**
#1 Cannes This hopefully one hit wonder was with his girlfriend.
He was also drunk. He also would not stop pawing at Irina Shayk and said
she should hook up with him or do a threesome with the girlfriend.
Robin
Thicke
#2 Cannes- The ex of this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is probably going to have to only make action movies to stay that high, says that even though he is in a very lengthy for him relationship, that when she flies to LA he texts her almost as soon as she lands and always hooks up with her within a few hours of her arrival. Gerard Butler
#3 Cannes- This former almost A list mostly movie actress turned/community service maven better watch out. Her married boyfriend had a model on each arm when he left a party last night. Lindsay Lohan (her boyfriend Mathia Milani is in Cannes)
#4 Cannes- This A list athlete who is not an athlete in the traditional
sense, says his celebrity ex-girlfriend hooked up with a now married man
shortly before he got married to an A list celebrity and that the man almost
dumped his now wife just a few days before the wedding.
Athlete:
Lewis Hamilton (Formula One racing driver)
Ex-girlfriend: Nicole Scherzinger
PROBABLY:
Married man: Christian Horner (Team Principal of the Infiniti Red Bull Racing
Formula One team)
A list celebrity: Geri Halliwell
236.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/22 **#1**
Our actress has been through several husbands and boyfriends, many of them
famous. However, she has a tough time letting them get on with their lives
after she is done with them. She loves to push them away and then pull them
back into her circle of control. Its a game for her. Some have balked
at it, but some have allowed her to toy with them for years after they broke
up, thinking that she was serious about wanting to get back together. We
know of at least one instance where her constant pushing and pulling of an
ex became so confusing and distressing for him that he self-harmed. Not that
it kept her from continuing the same behavior with the next one. And the
next one. She went through a break up with a celebrity last year. He moved
on and is now dating someone else. As soon as she heard he was dating again,
she contacted him and asked for all the details. "Who is she? Where does
she come from? What does she do?" Then: "We should get together." The Human
Push Me Pull You is at it again.
Actress: Kate Hudson
Her Most Recent Ex: Matt Bellamy (Elle Evans)
Actor who self-harmed: Owen Wilson
237.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/22 **#2**
If you werent mad enough about this story about a family that is already
in the news, just wait until we drop this bombshell! It turns out that network
executives KNEW about the problem with the cast of this TV show MONTHS AGO!
Heres what happened. Even though these two television shows appear
to be completely unrelated, they are actually part of the same network. And,
like most networks, they encourage and arrange cross-promotions between shows
whenever possible. The cast of the first show was scheduled to do an appearance
on the second show. You probably already heard about the fact that the second
show turned down the appearance of the first shows cast and reported
the problem to law enforcement. Well, thats not the whole story! The
second show could not just "pass" on a major network cross-promotion without
giving a reason to their network bosses. So they told the network executives
about the problem with the first shows cast. And guess what the network
executives did about it? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. They did not want to do anything
that would cause controversy or stop the income stream from the first show,
so they did nothing and simply hoped that the problem would remain a secret.
So when the network finally does make some sort of announcement about how
shocked and surprised and sad they are about the events
know that they
are LYING. They knew about the problem months ago and chose to sweep everything
under the carpet so that they could keep the show on the air and continue
to profit from it.
First
Show: "19 Kids and Counting" (The Duggars)
Second Show: "The Oprah Winfrey Show"
Network: TLC
238.
POPBITCH
05/22
(British blog)
Which fading celebrity has been moaning about her exs predilection
for adding to his offspring? Shes annoyed his ongoing baby-making will
impact the amount of money their kids get. Sadie Frost/Jude Law
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#1**
CANNES: A frigid photocall today as this foreign born B+ list mostly movie
actor who is not afraid to go full frontal was being given the cold shoulder
from his actress co-star who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Our actress
has a long time significant other but hooked up with the actor on the set
of their movie. Apparently he treated her like crap from shortly after and
she has not forgotten or forgiven.
Actor:
Michael
Fassbender
Actress: Marion Cotillard
Significant other: Guillaume Canet
Movie: "Macbeth"
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#2**
CANNES: This A- list dual threat VS/SI model was spotted by paps leaving
a yacht. No big thing except it was early morning, she was alone with a suitcase
and had been on board for two nights with a man known to pay very high prices
to have sex with all the VS and SI models. Apparently he is the one who called
the paps to show off to his friends. She treated it more like a walk of shame.
Adriana
Lima
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#3**
This still recently married former B list mostly television actor from that
long running hit network show that just ended, is cheating on his wife with
this jet setter who has appeared on multiple high profile reality shows all
over the world and was probably an A list celebrity at her peak. B+ now.
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#4**
CANNES: This former franchise B lister who recently got married, made a huge
scene while checking out of her hotel with her actor husband yesterday.
Apparently he had a small spot on his shirt. She freaked out at him and said
there were going to be paps at the airport and that he needed to look good
for the photos. She went on about how she spent hours preparing so she would
look good and she expected the same from him. They went back inside so he
could change and came out ten minutes later. The guy should just run now.
Nikki
Reed/Ian Somerhalder
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#5**
This supposedly sober former A list singer has been pretty good about staying
inside when using and drinking, but not this week. She could barely stand
a couple of days ago when she was outside during the day and confronted by
paps.
Kesha
244. BRAPP
05/23 **#1**
This politician wants to be the leader of his party as all ambitious politicians
do, but yet hes not/no longer running. Why? Our politician has a little
problem. Hes playing the heterosexual Christian when hes actually
gay and atheist. Yes, yes, yes, I understand a lot of politicians play this
role but usually they make sure their skeletons are hidden before
they even contemplate running. Expect our politician to come back much stronger
in several years. Likely with a wife and some kids. Until then, who is our
closeted politician?
245. BRAPP
05/23 **#2**
This A-List actress is beautiful and rich. She had no desire to get married,
as she publicly stated to you thousands of times in print. Yet she now wears
a wedding ring. Why? Insecurity. Her career has faded and her last couple
of flicks have bombed. She lost a couple of the users around her (the ones
she thought were friends) and she saw herself as alone. She grasped hold
of a family and a husband as soon as she could. It worked for awhile. Now
the entire family is falling apart. Who is our actress? Cameron
Diaz
246. BRAPP
05/23 **#3**
This one bites because I love this B-list versatile presenter on my screen,
but he has a little problem
Its his breath! It reeks! One former
co-presenter described it as coffee and cigarettes and even had
to tell producers about the issue.
247. BRAPP
05/23 **#4**
This show has huge buzz around it, with fans and with advertisers alike
Yet the network is worrying. Theyve seen entire episodes of the show
and theyre already resigning themselves to a flop. What is our flopping
show?
"Scream
Queens"
248. BRAPP
05/23 **#5**
This actor was formerly A-list due to a huge franchise disproportionate to
his own size. Hes starring in TV shows and movies, but what were
interested in is what happened in his bedroom
Our actor used to share
a bed with his older brother (early twenties) until he was in his late teens.
Elijah Wood "Lord of the Rings"
249. BRAPP
05/23 **#6**
This A-list reality star has some well documented problems. She really needs
help, but those around her who should be helping and protecting her
theyre doing just the opposite: encouraging her to sign-up for another
season when she should be the furthest thing away from reality television.
Her producers are in two minds here. They feel she brings ratings and drama,
but theyre worried about their liability if something perilous happens.
Her friends on the cast want her to return, so they have a storyline and
ally to shoot with next season. Her family, half want her in a long-term
clinic and the other half want her back on the show for their own purposes.
Our reality star craves the fame and money, still denying she has a problem.
Who is our reality star?
Show:
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Reality star: Kim Richards
Cast member who wants her to return: Brandi Glanville
Family member who wants her in clinic: sister Kathy Hilton
Family member who wants her back on show: sister Kyle Richards
250. BRAPP
05/23 **#7**
Its not often you come across an actor with a D-list career and an
A-list ego, but this is definitely the case with our Canadian actor today.
Hes on a show that has been on for years but has only recently gained
popularity and thats mostly due to the talented lead actor/actress,
not our C-list actor. As soon as the show gained that ounce of popularity,
our actor ended his romantic relationships by announcing this was his "summer
of romantic freedom." Who is this douche?
251. BRAPP
05/23 **#8**
While you were focusing on another part of this A-list reality stars
look, she had another large plastic surgery. It took her a long time to admit
to the first one, dont look for any revelations about this second any
time soon. Who is our lying reality star?
Kylie
Jenner (previously denied lip filler) (breast implants)
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#1**
At a party yesterday, this celebrity fitness trainer was driving everyone
crazy. Not only would she not stop name dropping her actress bff, she kept
making excuses for the bff as to why the bff was not at the party. Her ex
says that the trainer would talk about the bff during sex. Seems more stalkerish
than bff.
Tracy
Anderson/Gwyneth Paltrow
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#2**
This rock star who has done the solo thing and been in a reality show with
his ex, the former actress who never seems to age, is best known for being
in a group. Anyway, he was performing outside LA this weekend with the group
and got into an argument with an escort because he said she charged about
three times what an escort would in LA and this was middle America. She explained
it was a big weekend in town. Huge actually and then told our in a relationship
rock star, he could watch spankovision instead. He coughed up the money and
even gave her a very big tip.
Dave
Navarro (Carmen Electra)/
Coors
Light Carb Day 2015 - 2015 Indy 500"
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#3**
This actress turned singer played a festival yesterday and was a complete
mess. The whole not having a structured show to go to is really killing her.
She did rehab in her teens and needs it again. The pace of her decline is
what is really scary.
Taylor Momsen
"2015 Rocklahoma"
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#4**
This Disney star who is in shows and their television movies and might be
the biggest star they have right now, had to take some publicity photos for
some Disney promo campaign. The guy was reeking of pot. He was incredibly
wasted. Apparently the photographer thought it was hilarious but some of
the younger kids had no idea what was so funny.
Star:
Ross Lynch
TV
show: "Austin & Ally"
Movies:
"Teen Beach Movie 1 & 2"
Event:
24-Hour "Coolest Summer Ever" Party at Walt Disney World Resort
256. BRAPP
05/25
This actress was once an A-lister, best known for her appearances on two
prime-time soap operas. She resigned prematurely on the first and was infamously
fired on the second. Our actress has a well earned reputation as a selfish
diva thats impossible to work with. Now, shes really struggling
for work and shes resorted to taking just above scale for movies that
she think will restart her career. Nicollette Sheridan "Knots Landing"
and "Desperate Housewives"
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#1**
This in a relationship B list singer has had a couple of issues the past
few weeks. It may be tied to the fact that she is cheating on her boyfriend
with this Academy Award nominee/winner from an acting family who does not
really seem to have any moral boundaries.
Lana
Del Rey/James Franco
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#2**
On the season finale of this long running late night show, there was a musical
guest ready to perform who was going to be a "surprise." The reason they
were there was because the musical act could barely stand because of being
so wasted by the time the first song was performed and producers were worried
there would not be a second song.
Show:
"Saturday
Night Live"
Musical guest:
Rihanna
"Surprise" musical guest:
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#3**
This Disney actress who becomes legal very soon recently went under the knife
because she wants her first adult role to have a topless scene so there will
be no going back to the Mouse.
Bella
Thorne "Shake It Up!"
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#4**
This Presidential candidate is hoping that no one publicly comes out and
exposes his ties to a child molester who has ties to that celebrity child
molester in the news this past week.
Mike
Huckabee/Josh Duggar (two weeks later his ties to the molester were
exposed)
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#5**
This B list rapper who has hit women in the past cheated on his gorgeous
celebrity offspring with our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time
actress. Apparently she didnt care he was seeing someone or that she
was seeing someone.
B
list rapper: A$AP Rocky (slapped concertgoer)
Gorgeous
celebrity offspring: Zoë Kravitz (Lenny Kravitz and Lisa
Bonet)
Someone
else shes seeing: Yasiin Bey (aka Mos Def)
B
list singer/part-time actress: Rita Ora
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#6**
This very good looking B+/A- list mostly movie actor is set to be a superhero.
He is also married but it didnt stop him from hooking up with as many
women as he could this past weekend while he was out of town.
Jason
Momoa "Aquaman"
(on
trip in Puerto Rico)
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actress who has turned to television despite her
Academy Award winner/nominee status, is currently hiding from her husband.
Well, not exactly hiding because he knows where she is, but definitely not
going out unless protected and in public places. Im not sure why they
dont just get divorced. It will probably be even more messy than the
end of her last relationship.
Actress:
Halle Berry
Husband: Olivier Martinez
TV show: "Extant"
Last relationship: Gabriel Aubry
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#8**
KINDNESS: This A list model is now an actress. Yeah, well Im sure it
will be about as awful as you would expect. Her acting is not the issue.
While filming she is staying at a hotel and has got to know the woman who
cleans her room and learned through talking to her that it was the 25th wedding
anniversary of the woman and her husband. Our actress arranged for a suite
at the hotel and a limo and dinner and just went out of her way to do everything
possible to make it a night the couple would remember.
Kate
Upton "The Layover"
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#9**
This B list talk show host looking for a full-time gig despite her A list
name recognition, really ticked off a huge multinational chain when she said
she would pose with a product they sell, but she didnt want people
to think she actually shopped at the store. Unless of course they were willing
to pay her extra. They werent.
Maria
Menounos
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#10**
This tweener actress turned successful singer,. made three times what she
made singing the other night when she slept with this pre-arranged date after
one of her shows outside the US.
Ariana
Grande
(Mediolanum
Forum in Assago, Milan, Italy)
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#11**
#1 This Academy Award winning actress was ticked off to say the least
that the former A list mostly movie actress who had sex with her husband
regularly while married, was at the same party as our Oscar winner. Oh, the
ex-husband was there too.
Academy
Award Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
Ex-husband:
Chris Martin
A
list actress: Kate Hudson
Event:
Joel Silver's annual Memorial Day bash in Malibu
#2- This former A list action movie star from back in the day who still has very high name recognition, has an obsession with body hair. Apparently if you want to have sex with him you have to remove all the hair on your body except your head and eyebrows. He then does a visual inspection before he will have sex. Jean-Claude Van Damme
#3 This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is known more for her boyfriends and cheating rather than acting, nearly overdosed on drugs twice in the past week. Sienna Miller
268.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/26
This TV actor has been engaging in some puzzling behavior lately. Some people
wondered if it was drugs, alcohol, or if there was a more natural explanation
for his condition. You can probably stop worrying about him for the time
being. Im relieved to tell you that he finally checked into [facility]
to get some help for his [condition]. He knew he needed help but it took
a little while to convince him that this was the right thing. We [his friends
and family] are all with him on this, so he was finally okay about checking
in. He is tentatively scheduled to stay for just two weeks, but well
see how he is feeling at the end of that two weeks. It is not one of those
super posh facilities on either coast, so that should give him a bit more
privacy as he stabilizes. We wish him well in his healing.
Jared
Padalecki
269. BRAPP
05/26
This A-list actor has been on some of the biggest television shows of recent
times, but its his personal life that usually makes the headlines.
You may have noticed, however, our actor hasnt been as prominently
covered in recent years. Why? Some tell us hes calmed and settled down.
Others claim he has been diagnosed with HIV. Charlie Sheen
270. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/26
The Future of this mystery womans public image was beginning to look
grim
until one pro-footballer bumped the newly single mum -baby and
all! Were told thats why the female pop singer signed on to play
beard for this quarterback. Word from inside the NFL deems the situation
to be a win win for both parties, especially with him carrying a rep for
being "white-washed" AND secretly living" Like a Girl." Dig the drop: "It
didnt take Percy Harvin, long to get his agent to get him into a Jets
jersey, hes not tryin to wrestle over the Frosted Flakes or Fruit
loops." Ciara/Russell Wilson
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#1**
It looks like this B+ list mostly television actor from that very big hit
on an almost network is ready to come out. A few years ago he was all set
to come out but then landed one hit after another and his people told him
to wait. He was pretty public with his boyfriend this weekend though so maybe
he feels the time is right.
Colton
Haynes "Teen Wolf", "Arrow: Blood Rush", "Arrow" ("San Andreas"
premiere)
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#2**
Well, not even a party in her honor goes exactly as planned. This former
A list singer who also acted in movies a long time ago has had problems over
the years with the law and her fans. At a party in her honor this week, the
singer threw the girlfriend of a son out of the party and accused the girlfriend
of getting pregnant on purpose for money. Quite the scene.
Lauryn
Hill
(her
birthday)/Her
son Zion
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#3**
This celebrity offspring of a former A list couple blew off an important
night for her mother because she says the mom is a trigger for all of the
daughters addictions. I think she just hates her mom for calling her
out on her issues.
Offspring:
Ireland Baldwin
A list couple: Kim Basinger, Alec Baldwin
Event: "The
11th Hour" Special Screening
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#4**
This One Direction singer is cheating on his girlfriend fairly regularly
with this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is on a hit
cable show on a network you dont think of right away for scripted
programming.
Singer: Liam Payne
Girlfriend: Sophia Smith
Actress: Merritt Patterson (born in British Columbia, Canada)
Show: "The Royals" on E!
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#5**
This kind of behavior is what got her fired from her last gig. This B- list
mostly television actress who somehow landed another tv gig after being fired
from her last one, was at a movie premiere this week and was the biggest
pain. Yes, she is in the movie, but she acted like she was some A+ list superstar
and complained about press she didnt know and the temperature of the
water bottle she was given and her seating and the list went on and on. Im
guessing she might be fired from her new job even before it airs.
Actress:
Jessica Szohr
Fired from: "Gossip Girl"
New tv show:
"Complications"
Movie Premiere:
"Club
Life"
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#6**
KINDNESS: This B list actress has been mostly television. A huge monster
hit cable show and a bomb of a network show in which she was the lead. Another
day and another chance at her own show. She is going out of her way to be
nice to fans. For the past few days she has been inviting fans she sees around
the set to come take a look and shows them her trailer and basically is a
tour guide while she poses for photos and signs autographs and records voice
mail greetings. She has probably done this for about 50 fans the past few
days. Really nice move on her part.
Actress:
Krysten
Ritter
Cable hit: "Breaking Bad"
Network bomb: "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23"
New show:
"Jessica
Jones"
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#7**
At this point, almost everyone knows this couple is headed for a breakup.
Child care and custody have been divided and payments discussed. I think
maybe they each hold out hope they will get back together, but there are
a lot of issues. Some, are kind of out there for the world to see. There
is the womanizing and the drinking and the gambling. On her part there is
that she expects things to be a certain way and is compulsive and almost
OCD in her every day life. She can be a huge pain and it is not like she
has a bunch of great recommendations from any of her exes. There has never
been a good split with anyone in her life. There is more though. It is his
way of risking everything by taking huge chances like he wants to get caught.
There was the former B+ list mostly television actress from the hit almost
network show. They hooked up a bunch over a very short period of time and
if he had left his wife then, there would have been an entirely different
past two years that took place. She would much prefer him to her current.
Not even close. There was the co-star he got pregnant. That was something
that has continued to require a great deal of rug sweeping. Lots and lots.
The co-star who got pregnant thinks she has everything under control on her
side but when our star gets drunk he starts calling in the middle of the
night and the co-star has a tough time explaining the late night calls to
her significant other. Oh, and speaking of late night calls. The odds on
favorite to claim our guy should the split become official is his ex. Yep.
That ex. The one you are thinking about. They hook up all the time. All the
time. With her job prospects suddenly limited, she thinks this would be a
great time to get back together. When she was with him, she was at her peak.
It was because of the buzz that she reached her peak. She wants that buzz.
She wants the flashbulbs. Hopefully he has more sense. Dont even get
me started on the dozens of dealers and part-time hookers that are in casinos
that he has spent hours or nights with. Any of them could spill their story
and make a few bucks. It is shocking that to this point none have. Maybe
they all think he will come back to them.
Couple:
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner
Her past relationships: Scott Foley and Michael Vartan
B+ list actress: Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)
Pregnant co-star:
Ex: Jennifer Lopez (job prospects - "American Idol" being
cancelled)
278. MR.
X 05/27 **#1**
What reality show mothers are in a competition for which of their daughters
will be getting a fat paycheck for being the new beard of that closeted,
foreign born athlete? The funny thing is, their spawn are friends but I
cant see them being pals for much longer.
Athlete: Lewis Hamilton
Reality show mother/daughter:
"The
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Yolanda Foster/Gigi Hadid
Reality show mother/daughter:
"Keeping
Up With the Kardashians" Kris Jenner/Kendall Jenner
279. MR.
X 05/27 **#2**
Easy Easy: What A-list reality star who is still technically married was
in Dubai over Memorial Day weekend for a "beauty conference"? Is that what
theyre calling it these days?
Khloé
Kardashian
280. MR.
X 05/27 **#3**
What foreign born actor who stars in several franchises went commando at
one of the overseas premieres of his latest flick?
Jason
Statham/"Spy" "The Transporter", "Crank", "The Expendables", "The
Mechanic"
281. MR.
X 05/27 **#4**
What former tweener who doesnt act anymore is using a fake medical
excuse for her recent drug relapse? She needs rehab that bad because its
gotten to that point.
Ashley
Olsen (Lyme disease)
282.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/27 **#1**
This male music artist is currently on tour. During a recent concert, there
apparently was as much activity going on backstage as there was onstage!
First, there was the weed. [Artist] and his entourage were smoking so much
weed, the venue staff was getting high off the fumes! Then there was the
women. After the show [Artist] was getting busy in his dressing room with
a couple of fans. Everyone knew what they were doing in there! Hold on.
Thats not all. Because when you mix celebrity with weed and women,
theres bound to be some messiness. One of the girls was so wasted that
she walked out without her underwear! Someone had to tell her, "Umm
you left your underwear and car keys in there." Do either that uber-famous
female singer or that hot model know that this is his backstage routine?
Male
Music Artist: Calvin Harris
Female
Singer: Taylor Swift
Hot
Model: Aarika Wolf
283.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/27 **#2**
This young actor gained fame on television but has successfully made the
transition to films. He is a good-looking guy, but he is constantly working
hard to convince everyone that he is a ladies man. There was a string
of young actresses. Then he made daily headlines last year with that messy
older actress with the substance abuse problem. Now he has a "model" "girlfriend"
who says that she doesnt like to talk about what they do when they
are together. Know who DOES talk about what they do when they are with our
hunk? The male models with whom he hooks up! Specifically, two guys from
two different parties in Los Angeles. They each have no problem talking about
the most intimate details of their time with our studly actor. Does this
make him a mans man, too?
Actor: Zac Efron
Messy Older Actress: Michelle Rodriguez
Girlfriend (may or may not be famous): Sami Miró
284.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/27 **#3**
We told you several months ago that this young performer had reluctantly
agreed to make over his image. The conservative clothing and talk of redemption
was only the beginning. We knew that he would soon start discussing religion
and god and faith. We even compared him to a criminal who starts carrying
around a bible to try to convince the parole board that he has become a good
person. Well, guess who is now LITERALLY carrying around a bible and quoting
scripture on social media? Thats right? Its Makeover Boy! We
told you this was coming. Hows it working so far? Are you buying his
new-found goodliness and godliness? Do you think his fans are buying it?
Justin
Bieber
285. BRAPP
05/27
This actress could be considered B-list, maybe A-list in her prime with some
spin. She consistently managed to find decent work throughout the eighties
and the nineties in the primetime field, but what you dont know about
her is she is an unbelievably negligent parent. Some people just arent
made to be parents and this actress is one of them. She would deliberately
take bad work to avoid spending time at home with her offspring. One of her
ex-husbands calls her a selfish person that needs her alone time more than
anything else. Relations of the actress are in constant fear for her life
because of her addictions.
Heather
Locklear
286. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/27
Shes a pop tart all star, an ATL baby momma, and she couldnt
Scrub off her high mileage or her rep, even if she tried. Whats more?
She qualified as the leading poster child for being a BOP how so? For the
last 20 years our blind item has kept her BOPisms consistent across the
board
think May Day! Lets not forget that shes a filler
that earned her spot from rockin many a mic
before taking front
and center stage to rock a mic! Just ask Dallas Austin, whos no doubt
hip to the fact that our blind BOP had nothing to do with any part of MR.
My Ways public confession. Heres what a second mystery person said
about her: "She really believes that it was all about her it had nothing
to do with her many people know this she may think that shes
been this dudes girlfriend or that dudes lady but shes a jump-off.
Thats all shes good for." (BOP: A name to call a female who gives
head to anyone. They call them a bop because when they give head they bop
there heads) Rozonda Thomas "Chili"/TLC
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#1**
This openly gay A- list celebrity who manages to appear on multiple reality
shows and even a scripted show, hires male strippers to come to his place
a few times a week. He never gets close enough to touch them, but has them
dance for him for an hour or two at a time. Apparently he sits there like
a statue.
Celebrity: Tim Gunn
Reality shows: "Project Runway", "Under the Gunn", "Guide to Style"
Scripted show: "Sofia the First"
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#2**
Im not sure this will turn out well, but apparently the reason this
A- list mostly movie actress reunited with her B+ list mostly movie actor
boyfriend is because she is pregnant. Im not sure the timing quite
fits for the baby to be his but she is convinced it is his. He seems to have
his doubts. Emma Stone/Andy Garfield
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#3**
This former A list mostly television actor who most people believed would
be a big movie star when his hit show ended, has barely made a dent in the
movie business despite a catchy name. He has a serious significant other
but it didnt stop him from hooking up with this very young Academy
Award winner/nominee actress who hits a lot of red carpets.
Actor: Topher
Grace
Significant other: Ashley Hinshaw
Hit show: "That 70s Show"
Young actress:
Hailee
Steinfeld
Event: Premiere Of DirecTV's "Barely Lethal"
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#4**
This closeted barely hanging on to A list mostly television actor who got
his fame in movies before heading to a miserable excuse for a television
show, has been a frequent visitor to NYC gay clubs and peep shows and is
basically having non-stop sex with guys. Elijah Wood
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#5**
Im hoping they are not boyfriend/girlfriend any longer because the
actor boyfriend of this former A+ list tweener turned "take what you can
get" actress with a list name recognition, was cheating on her all weekend
with some random wannabe actress.
Vanessa
Hudgens/Austin Butler (maybe they were on a break)
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#6**
He might hate his A list reality step-sister but he was forced to name drop
her this past weekend to get into a club and then again to get into the VIP
section. He only lasted there a few minutes because someone told him he would
have to pay $5000 to join in the fun. Apparently that is a bit of a stretch
for him and the A listers there waved bye as he left.
Brody
Jenner (in Las Vegas)/Kim Kardashian
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#7**
At a party this week, this B+ list mostly television actor who is going for
two straight cable hit shows, kept asking this porn star turned actress if
she would make a movie with him. He then listed a variety of sex acts she
could perform on him and was just being an a-hole.
Actor: Bob
Odenkirk
Cable hit shows: "Fargo" and "Better Call Saul"
Porn star:
Sasha
Grey
Event: The Alliance For Children's Rights' Right To Laugh Benefit
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#8**
This SNL actor brought his mom to an event which was sweet. Not so sweet
was leaving her to find her own way home when he hooked up with a barely
hanging on to celebrity/reality star.
SNL
actor: Colin Jost (with his mother, Kerry Kelly)
Reality star: Andi Dorfman
Event: 3rd
Annual New York Police & Fire Widows' & Children's Benefit Fund Kick
Off To Summer Benefit
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actor who really has not done much in the past decade
to keep that status, does not seem like the kind of guy to go under the knife,
but he has. No botox for this former A+ lister. He had a procedure done to
his face and he does look a decade younger.
Keanu
Reeves
(photo)
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#10**
This former soap actor turned B list mostly television actor on a "I dont
know how it lasted that long before it got canceled" almost network show,
was hitting the crack pipe hard last night. OK, it might have been meth.
My spy who saw it wasnt sure. She gets scared when drugs even come
near her. Just saw the actor constantly hitting it all night. Wilson Bethel
"The Young and the Restless"; "Hart of Dixie"
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#11**
#1 The booze and the drugs have taken a toll on this foreign born
former A- list mostly television actor who was a lead in one of the biggest
television shows of all-time and has not done much since. A quick exit on
a network show and hoping his latest project turns out to be a hit. Well,
he was hitting the drugs hard at a party for his project and hitting on the
women harder. He is still good looking, just in a bloated way.
A- list actor: Matthew Perry (born in US, but raised in Canada)
TV show: "Friends"
Network show: "Go On" (on NBC)
Latest project: "The Odd Couple"
#2- I think most people were just embarrassed at this former B- list mostly television actress who caught a big break almost two decades ago and has been living off that fame and trying to work her way back on a rebooted version with very little luck. Anyway, at a recent charity event she was basically selling herself to anyone who looked like they had enough money to pay her fee. Maitland Ward "Boy Meets World"
#3- Kindness This person has actually been the subject of a couple
of bad behavior blinds, but this is something that is great that she has
done and is doing. A former host of a network reality show and also one of
many of those talking heads that all kind of blend together on red carpets,
she does not do much now entertainment wise. What she does do though is spend
almost 40 hours a week volunteering for various cancer charities and visiting
cancer patients and survivors and will hit any red carpet for any cancer
charity and do whatever she can to raise money for the cause. Just completely
tireless in her devotion and a 180 of my opinion of her because of it.
Celebrity:
Samantha
Harris
Network reality show host: "Dancing With the Stars"
Other shows: "E! Entertainment Television's E! News", "Insider", "E! True
Hollywood Story", "Extra" and co-hosted E!s live award-show coverage
for the Oscars, Golden Globes and Emmys
298.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/28
Dont the fans of these two singers know that they are being played?
You see, if things stay the same in their relationship, there is no opportunity
for publicity. However, both members of this couple are publicity seekers.
Thats why they pull little stunts every week. He will talk about how
he wants to spend time out of the spotlight
and then post public photos
on social media. Or they will talk about commitment
and then she will
appear in public without her engagement ring. Or she will put on a dress
that resembles a wedding gown
and then pretend that she is simply playing
dress up. Or they will be photographed on vacation for the umpteenth time
and then claim that they dont have time to plan a wedding. Every time
they pull one of their little stunts, the fans go crazy trying to decipher
the meaning of their actions. Well, there IS no meaning! All the articles
and "news" stories about their relationship are nothing more than two
fame-addicted people stirring the publicity pot.
Male Singer: Zayn Malik (quit "One Direction")
Female Singer: Perrie Edwards
299.
POPBITCH
05/28
Which lucky member of the Game of Thrones cast managed to scorenot one, but
two blowjobs at the GoT premier? (Its a British blog, so probably
London premiere. The following are actors that attended that arent
married)
Kit Harrington (Jon Snow); Alfie Allen (Theon "Reek" Greyjoy); Daniel Portman
(Podrick); Michael McElhatton (Roose Bolton); Iwan Rheon (Ramsey Snow/Bolton);
John Bradley (Samwell Tarly); Charles Dance (Tywin Lannister); Jacob Anderson
(Grey Worm)
300. BRAPP
05/28
The ex-husband of this A-list actress on an extremely A-list television show
has some extremely negative things to say about her. He accuses our actress
of lesbian affairs, psychopathy and just overall weird behaviour. Id
blame his bitter grapes on the messy divorce, but one of the co-stars of
this A-list actress extremely A-list television show refuses to ever
film with her.
A-list actress: Lena Headey
Show: "Game of Thrones"
Ex-husband: Peter Loughran
Co-star:
Jerome
Flynn (plays Bronn)
301. LAINEY
GOSSIP 05/28
You remember when he turned up in a small, out-of-the-way-of-Hollywood town
not too long ago, for no apparent reason? He was trying to go undercover.
Because it turns out, he was there with a woman
a very attractive
woman
who is not his wife. They were seen holding hands at the hotel.
But can you ever really hide? No. Not even out of the country. Not even by
the sea. He ended up getting busted by fans and the local media got a hold
of it. And the thing is, he told his wife that he was somewhere else. He
and his companion have been having an affair for some time. Again? Of course
its not the first time. He thought it wouldnt get back to her
that time in Oklahoma and that didnt work out for him either. His wife
forgave him then, as she always does, patiently supporting him as he works
through his issues and compulsions. But he cant help himself. When
things are going well, he will always find a way to fuck himself up. And
now, finally, she may have had enough. Has she had enough yet? It isnt
instant forgiveness. Then again, hes not exactly working hard to put
it back together either. The temptations are too hard to resist. Last time
he set his reputation on fire though, it was easier to forgive. And she helped
him rehabilitate his image. Could he come back from betraying the perfect
wife, walking out on a perfect home, and breaking up the perfect family?
Couple:
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner
Place where he was recently caught by locals:
In
Nova Scotia on Jennifers birthday
What he was doing in Oklahoma: filming "To the Wonder" in 2012
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#1**
He has always cheated, but showing that the marriage is indeed dead, this
former A list reality star who is a celebrity offspring and is still an A
list celebrity despite not doing much in her life except get in trouble with
the law and appear on reality shows, is hooking up with an executive at the
parent company of her current reality show.
Husband: Joel Madden
Wife: Nicole Richie
Parent: Lionel Richie
Current reality show: "Candidly Nicole"
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor needs to get his beard situation under control.
His current beard was in Cannes last week and spent a good eight hours topless
sunbathing on a yacht when not down in the cabin of the man who hired her
for the day. Not really behavior conducive to having us believe the A+ lister
and her are in a new relationship. Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#3**
There is a new book coming out about the marriage between this A+ list mostly
movie actress and her now ex-husband who used to be a B+ list mostly movie
actor but struggles to find steady work since the marriage split. I mean
he is best known for being married to her. Anyway, while filming a movie
while married in Vancouver, the actor had sex with so many women that the
number approached 50 during the six weeks they were filming. Yeah, I can
see why they divorced.
A+
list actress: Reese Witherspoon
Ex-husband: Ryan Phillippe
Movie: "Antitrust" (2001) or "Chaos" (2005)
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#4**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show which is her
second consecutive hit network show, was talking the other day about how
the second season of her show was so much better than the first. Reason?
A married actor on the show the first season who has gone on to bigger and
better things, was having an affair with a foreign born mostly television
actress who ended her long suffering marriage because she thought the two
would be together. Nope. He left and she stayed and the tension is gone that
was there when the relationship was going on.
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#5**
A first time blind for this actress. She is probably B-/C+ right now. She
does appear every once in awhile on a very hit almost network show. She had
her glory days a couple of decades ago in some very hit shows and was on
a soap. Probably hit A-/B+ at her peak. Anyway, at a party this week she
was hitting the coke hard. I wouldnt think she could afford it, but
apparently she doesnt pay and exchanges a little fun for a little
coke.
Actress:
Charlotte
Ross
Almost network show: "Arrow"
Hit shows: "Beggars and Choosers" and "NYPD Blue"
Soap: "Days of Our Lives"
Event: The TMA 2015 Heller Awards
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#6**
I dont know if the relationship is being faked for the sake of a paycheck
which he desperately needs or he is just a cheater, but this former A list
reality star who watched all of his money evaporate has been with a couple
of different women this week. His girlfriend is in town with him doing press
for a show they are doing, so again, not sure if it is fake or he is a
cheater.
Reality
star: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Girlfriend: Lauren Pesce
Show: "Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars"
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#7**
This actor was probably A- at his peak. If you go by his current body of
work he is probably a C lister. The thing is though he has A list name
recognition and probably always will. No big awards. No high profile roles.
That A- listing was just out of sheer volume rather than anything special.
That name recognition though is not going anywhere. He has pretty much given
up hope that he will ever resurrect his career to the point it was, but he
is a crafty guy and his offspring have been fortunate enough to not inherit
his looks. His offspring dont do much of anything but somehow make
more money each year then he ever did as an actor. At first he used his name
to get them into the right spots and make the right connections and in return
for his efforts he gets compensated by them. They do very well for themselves
and between the gifts they receive and cash and swag and then sell, he makes
a very nice living. So nice in fact that he works even less than he did to
the point where he is at one project a year. Maybe two at the very most.
He will make sure they marry well and that his income will increase, but
in the meantime he is perfectly happy watching them travel the world getting
paid for being arm candy and whatever else they do to make a couple of million
bucks a year in cash and gifts.
Actor:
Stephen Baldwin
Daughters:
Alaia and Hailey
309. MR.
X 05/29 **#1**
What actress and celeb spawns PR people panicked after seeing her and
her rumored new flame at a big party last weekend? They ordered that she
appear with her PR-created boyfriend, that closeted network reality star,
to distract from the rumors.
Actress: Kate Hudson
New flame: Chris Martin
Event:
Joel
Silvers Memorial Day Party
PR-created boyfriend:
Derek
Hough "Dancing With the Stars"
310. MR.
X 05/29 **#2**
What former A-list R&B singer flipped the bird to some parents while
exiting from an event at her kids school? She also blocked the parents
of her kids friends on Twitter
how
classy
Anita
Baker/PROBABLY:
Cheryl Lynn
311. MR.
X 05/29 **#3**
What 80s rocker debuted his new prune-like facelift at a charity gala
the other night, making him completely unrecognizable?
Billy
Idol
"11th
Annual Musicares Map Fund Benefit Concert"
312. MR.
X 05/29 **#4**
What former A-list R&B singer skimped out on paying for his kids
birthday party like a true cheapskate? He rented out a Chuck E Cheese but
left his baby mama footing the bill. Her ex boyfriend swooped in and paid
for it all.
Chris
Brown
313. BRAPP
05/29
Im hearing this A-list Real Housewifes daughter is going off
the rails a little bit. Apparently the daughter has some deep-rooted issues.
More than one ex-boyfriend took note of her close relationship with her
father.
Housewife: Ramona Singer "Real Housewives of New York City"
Daughter: Avery
Father: Mario Singer
314.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/29
This very famous rocker has been married to more than one famous and gorgeous
woman. We thought he had curbed his lascivious behavior a while back (because
it was a major factor in his divorce from a certain actress), but a very
recent occurrence shows that our middle-aged rocker is still using the same
pick-up method he has used for years! "While he was onstage, he pointed out
random girls in the audience for his security to give backstage wristbands
to. After the concert, the girls all went backstage, where his security vetoed
any who didnt meet the criteria before they went into his dressing
room. All of the girls were gorgeous, but security actually said things to
a few of them like, No. Youre too ugly, or No.
Youre too fat. (By the way, the girl who was too fat
was around a US size 4!!)" Why do these girls allow themselves to be treated
this way? And does his current significant other know that he still does
this sort of thing? Nikki Sixx/"Mötley Crüe" ( Playboy
Playmate Brandi Brandt, "Baywatch" and Playboy Playmate s Donna D'Errico,
Courtney Bingham)
315. SANDRA
ROSE 05/29 **#1**
Which R&B Diva is so weary of the hate directed toward her ex-NBA star
husband that she painstakingly pores over every photograph of him or story
that appears on blogs and social media? The Grammy-winning singer uses her
significant star power to force blogs to take the photos or stories down.
After a fun night out at a local nightclub this weekend, the singer called
blogs begging them not to post certain photos that might cast her husband
in a negative light and expose him to public ridicule. The singer is super
protective of her husband, who is not as street smart as she is. The blogs
usually comply with her request because the singer is one of the rare celebrities
who is kind, sweet, courteous and safeguards her privacy like a pit bull.
President Obamas favorite book, the Quran, tells us that "a wife
must protect her husbands secrets, privacies, honor and dignity. She
also must protect his wealth, children, finance, belongings and other aspects
of his household, as much as possible."
Keyshia
Cole/Bobby Gibson (music video "Suicide")
316. SANDRA
ROSE 05/29 **#2**
Which millionaire hip hop mogul is so desperate to impregnate his wannabe
starlet girlfriend that he reportedly spent over $1 million on failed fertility
treatments? A source deep within the moguls camp told Sandrarose.com
exclusively that the mogul has traveled the world in search of miracle treatments
to reverse his longtime girlfriends humiliating fertility issues. The
rap magnate even considered commissioning a surrogate, ala Beyonce
and Jay Z. One failed fertility treatment put the ex-singer on bedrest for
a few days. When the socialite learned that a concerned blogger was asking
around about the true nature of her ailment, she reacted atypically with
a profanity-laced social media post directed at the blogger who, as
I said, was only showing concern for the studio singer. The other baby mamas
in his camp are not at all intimidated by the wannabe singers beauty
and youth because she cant breed and they all have children
by him. When the mogul splurges on lavish girls-only holiday vacations for
his baby mamas, the singer is never invited to tag along. When the baby mamas
vacation together, they amuse themselves by telling anecdotes about the singer
and her attempts to fit in where she doesnt belong.
Couple:
P.
Diddy/Cassie Ventura
Baby mamas: Misa Hylton-Brim, Kimberly Porter, Sarah Chapman
317. SANDRA
ROSE 05/29 **#3**
This rapper is known for his predilection for men in dresses. He is known
to wine and dine shims, and even drops thousands of dollars on jewelry, shoes
and handbags on them as long as they hold his dirty little secret
close to their fake breasts. The rapper is very open and public about his
relationship with a certain no-talent socialite, who uses him to make her
relevant in the urban blogosphere. He is also using her just as he used his
ex-wife as a beard for his secret down low excursions. A well-connected source
says this rapper cant control his appetite for trannies, and at one
time he was a frequent customer at an establishment in LA that caters to
businessmen and ballers who prefer sex with cut and uncut transgenders. The
rapper runs with a crew of down low, big name rappers who pay Shemales to
service them discretely in clubs VIP rooms, tour buses and hotel rooms. Then
they go home to their unsuspecting wives and girlfriends. These rappers
dont think theyre gay because the truth is too threatening to
their manhood. The cross-dresser is so well-kept that you never hear his
name on the blogs. He does not want to ruin his meal ticket by talking to
bloggers and Instagram gossip mongers about his famous sexual conquests.
Rapper: French Montana
Ex-wife: Deen Kharbouch
No-talent socialite: Khloé Kardashian
or
Rapper: Nas
Ex-wife: Kelis
No-talent socialite: Vanessa Bronfman
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor from that long running almost network
show which has seen some recent defections, prefers a life without much
publicity. His new wife though prefers lots of publicity. So, while he tries
to keep things quiet, she is calling paps to let them know exactly where
they will be.
Ian
Somerhalder/Nikki Reed
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#2**
I hope there were multiple layers of protection used when this B+ reality
star from a long running cable show who also has lots of side projects and
sugar daddies and a supposed significant other, had sex with this former
B+ list reality star turned Vegas mainstay. He probably said she was DTF.
Farrah
Abraham "Teen Mom"/Pauly D "Jersey
Shore"
(and then a week or so later she suddenly had no boyfriend any
longer)
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#3**
Our favorite B+ list foreign singer/part-time actress is not the subject
here, but the source. Interesting change for her. Anyway, she was telling
a story at a club two nights ago that her ex, you know the guy who is dating
the A+ lister now, yeah him. Anyway, he used to hook up with this celebrity
offspring turned model. Frequently. No big deal except that this offspring
turned model is now one of the A+ listers ever expanding and ever changing
bff. Should be interesting when the A+ lister finds out. Oh, and when she
sees the offspring turned model doing coke.
B+
foreign singer: Rita Ora
Ex: Calvin Harris
A
lister: Taylor Swift
Offspring model: Gigi Hadid
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actress who held that listing for about a
year and is only famous for one role and has kept her name on the A list
recognition scale because of that one movie, needs plastic surgery on her
nose from some coke damage. She doesnt have much nose left so I dont
know how this is going to work. One thing that hasnt slowed though
is her coke use.
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#1**
This director kept her significant other far from this B list mostly movie
actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee at a party in the past couple
of nights. Apparently there was a little sexual chemistry between the pair
when they worked together and the director was clinging to her significant
other the entire night and would not let go of him at all.
Director:
Sam Taylor-Johnson
Significant other: Aaron Taylor-Johnson
B list actress: Julie Delpy
Movie: "Avengers: Age of Ultron"
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#2**
While this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family was at a huge
party, her husband was hooking up with some production assistant he met on
his latest film who he has already arranged to have hired for his next
movie.
Actress: Bryce Dallas-Howard (father - Ron Howard)
Husband: Seth Gabel
"Jurassic
World" premiere in London
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#3**
This B list mostly television actress who is on a very popular cable show
is in an acting family and supposedly still has a boyfriend. Well, she was
back to her drug using ways at a party this weekend and was all over a guy
she went somewhere with after the party and her boyfriend was nowhere to
be seen.
Actress:
Emma Roberts
Show: "American Horror Story"
Family: Eric and Julia Roberts
Boyfriend: Evan Peters
Event:
"Veuve
Clicquot Polo Classic at Liberty State Park in New Jersey"
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#4**
At the same party as #3, this former reality star turned A-/B+ list designer
got into some argument with a guy he was with there and threw a drink in
the guys face. It kind of looked scripted but there were no cameras
around recording it.
Christian
Siriano "Project Runway"
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