NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#1**
CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS: At an after party, this B+ list mostly television
actress on a hit network show was all over another woman. The two would not
stop making out and it was pretty intense. Our actress has previously been
married and was a lead on another hit network show that ended a few years
ago. Mayim Bialik
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#2**
This B-/C+ list mostly television actor is probably not high enough to usually
garner a spot in the blinds, but he just did end up a run on a great network
show that just had its series finale a few weeks ago, so he might be on your
mind. Anyway, he went to a party last night and the woman he brought was
just so blatantly obvious about hooking up with anyone higher on the list
that it was just embarrassing. The actor seemed oblivious as she rubbed up
against anyone she recognized whether they were with someone or not.
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#3**
The husband of this B list mostly movie actress who makes a ton of money
on the side might want to rethink cheating on the wife because that meal
ticket and easy life is going to disappear. Was the brunette last night really
worth it?
Cash
Warren/Jessica Alba "The Honest Company"
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#4**
No love lost between these two competing talk show hosts. Both are married,
but the female one has completely different ideas about marriage views than
the male host. You could see the veins popping, well you can always see her
veins popping as she trashed the male host this past weekend when they confronted
each other. Apparently she is sick of watching him always hit on women while
he is married.
Female:
Giuliana Rancic "E News"
Male: Mario Lopez "Extra"
Event:
"Le Vian
2016 Red Carpet Revue at the Mandalay Bay Convention Center in Las
Vegas"
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#5**
This foreign born B list celebrity/reality star/host might have been faking
it before for ratings but he is definitely cheating now on his wife.
Foreign born B list celebrity: Dean McDermott
Reality show: "True Tori"
Host: "Chopped Canada"
Wife: Tori Spelling
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actress from that long running network
show she abandoned and who recently failed on a different network, is usually
more private about her female companions. At an event this weekend though
she showed up arm in arm with this former girlfriend of the vampire actress
who also likes to stay in the closet.
Actress: Kate Walsh
Network show:
"Private
Practice" (spin-off of "Grey’s Anatomy")
Failed show: "Bad Judge"
Vampite actress: Kristen Stewart (unknown former girlfriend)
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#7**
When this married foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee sat down last night at an event her long dress rode
up and the backs of her legs as far as anyone could see were covered in bruises
and black and blue marks. I guess her husband has found new places to beat
her.
Carey
Mulligan "Drama Desk Awards"
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#8**
This former west coast Housewife is married. She is cheating with a guy she
met in LA and who she thinks can return her to the promised land of reality
television. She hates being married to her current husband but his wallet
will do until she lands another gig. Taylor Armstrong "Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#9**
Very busy weekend for this closeted A+ list athlete. Wins a championship.
Almost gets arrested by police right after making out with his boyfriend
in the back of a car.
Cristiano
Ronaldo "European Gold Shoe" Championship
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#10**
The guy is single so it really doesn’t have to be blind, but this is
still kind of a-holish. He is an A+ list producer. One that you actually
know. Lots and lots of movies. He went to an event with one woman and left
her behind when he found someone he liked better. This happens so often not
just by him. He didn’t even tell the other woman he was leaving. She
just couldn’t find him and then texted him and he said he left with
someone else.
Brian
Grazer/"7th
Annual Produced By Conference"
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01 **#11**
#1 – This Teen Mom is trying to negotiate a deal with her ex. Basically
she wants to be able to see the kid without submitting to drug tests. She
would fail. That new burn on her body should show you what she is into right
now.
Leah
Messer
#2 – This married A list rock star from a permanent A list band is hooking up with the half his age celebrity offspring of a former A list mostly television actor.
#3- This Emmy nominated actress left the show that got her the Emmy nomination because she thought she would be huge without it. Nope. The only thing she got was a really bad reputation from her one project since leaving when she hooked up with the married former A+ list mostly movie actor turned failed television actor who is a parody of his former self.
12. BRAPPP
06/01
This actor/director is a A-list and his wife is B-list (maybe C-list now).
You likely won’t hear an announcement for awhile (or until after his
next contender comes out) but they have broken up and they’re heading
for a divorce. She couldn’t take any more of his cheating, drinking
and gambling.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck
13.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/01 **#1**
We just heard that this voluptuous star threw a major hissy fit last week!
She thought that today was going to be all about HER. Unfortunately, another
family member also had a big event coming up, and our star was resentful
that they were diverting publicity and attention away from her. "This is
ridiculous! This is supposed to be MY big day! Can’t they change their
date?" No, they could not. The other thing she is secretly worried about
is how her popularity will measure up. "She’d better not sell more magazines
than me!" How dare anyone steal her selfish thunder!
Voluptuous Star: Kim Kardashian
Her Announcement: she’s pregnant
Other Family Member: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner
Her Announcement: Vogue cover and new name
14.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/01 **#2**
There have been so many stars getting plastic surgery in the past couple
of years that this one slipped by completely unnoticed! This very pretty
and very famous actress has been in several movies that have broken the $100
million mark. She is also in a high-profile marriage that has been under
some scrutiny lately. She is not old by any stretch of the imagination, but
her husband’s attraction to actresses ten or twenty years younger than
her has been a definite source of stress. So while he was sneaking around
on her… she sneaked into the plastic surgeon’s office and had some
work done on her face! This happened in between filming two movies approximately
two years ago. Her scenes were done early on in the schedule for one film
and late in the schedule for the other, so she had a few months off in between
for healing. She did look tighter and smoother in the second film, but in
real life she seemed to keep up her normal routine (although we did catch
her wearing dark glasses a lot during that time). It was good work and it
has settled in nicely since then. She is back to looking very natural. In
fact, she is so comfortable with her appearance that she is not shy about
being seen without makeup. She looks like herself, just without a line or
wrinkle anywhere. We wish that she could work out the wrinkles in her marriage
as easily! Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actor who also does a little singing, should really
watch his drug use or he might end up like a family member. Our actor was
wasted out of his mind to the point he was falling down on a late night walk.
Stumbling and slurring he almost destroyed a door because he was pulling
when it said to push while customers just stared.
Jared
Leto (brother Shannon)
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actor from a recently ended hit cable show
needs to jump start his movie career or drop down to the B list range. He
tries to stay low profile with his love life because he doesn’t want
the world to know his girlfriend is a convicted drug felon.
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#3**
This former A+ list singer turned A- list singer who will be moonlighting
as an actress in the near future, has a coke problem bad enough that producers
of the show have seriously considered replacing her. Lady Gaga "Machete
Kills in Space"
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#4**
Four days off from filming his latest franchise installment and this married
foreign born A list mostly movie actor decided to stay on location hooking
up with a walk on from the movie rather than attend an important family event
with his wife.
Actor:
Daniel Craig
Movie: "Spectre"
Family event:
Rachel
Weisz’s son’s birthday
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#5**
The husband of this RH-Orange County regular is cheating on his wife with
a much younger model. This is going to be an expensive divorce.
Shannon
Beador
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor who is taking a turn on a hit pay cable show
was definitely not taking his marriage vows seriously last night as this
young, foreign born actress discovered when they spent a great deal of time
making out before leaving together.
Vince Vaughn
"True Detective" at the "Australians In Film Heath Ledger Scholarship
Announcement Dinner"
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#7**
This closeted A list mostly movie actor who should have won an Academy Award
this past year has a non-beard beard that he uses now when he is hooking
up with other men. She is one of the very few people the actor trusts 100%.
When he is with another guy, she is always around. Not participating or anything,
but to make sure there are no interruptions and to make sure the other guy
does not do anything or try and take photos. The added benefit our actor
gets is that it looks like he is with a woman.
Jake
Gyllenhaal ("Nightcrawler")/Greta Caruso
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#8**
KINDNESS: This actor is fast approaching A list. He is on a hit pay cable
show and is starting to receive some hardware for his role on the show. What
gets him in this spot though is a former role. Kids always recognize him
for the role and when he visits hospitals he always goes dressed in the character
from that movie. He always travels with one of the outfits just in case he
has a chance to visit a children’s hospital in the city he is traveling
to.
T.
J. Miller ("Silicon Valley")
(Ranger
Jones "Yogi Bear")
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#9**
Don’t believe the stories being leaked. That is not the boyfriend of
the former almost A lister who thankfully lives outside the country now.
Her boyfriend is the married guy. The one with kids. The one who she is doing
all kinds of things for in hopes of a marriage.
Lindsay
Lohan/PROBABLY: Mathia Milani
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#10**
This B- list mostly television actor who is only this high because of his
family name and because he finally landed a regular tv gig, is married to
a celebrity who was A list back in the day. Apparently the marriage is over
because he was pretty public with another woman last night at an event where
spouses would normally be expected.
Actor:
William Baldwin
TV gig: "Reef Madness"
Wife: Chynna Phillips
2015 Long
Island Hospitality Ball at Crest Hollow Country Club which benefits the American
Cancer Society
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02 **#11**
Usually this A-/B+ celebrity appears in the blind items because of her boorish
behavior or because of her substance abuse issues which she always claims
she has under control. Nope. Foreign born, she has done a little bit of
everything in the entertainment business. She will probably have A list name
recognition for most of her life because of where she came from. No, she
is not a mole woman. She is a violent woman though. Her family is beyond
wealthy which helps when it comes to dealing with the aftermath of her violence.
Have you ever noticed how she is in love one day and the next the guy is
gone and is never heard from again. No stories, no interviews, no nothing
except usually a big fat check. One guy got almost a million bucks from the
family after only dating our celebrity for a few weeks. She was taking some
kind of bad pill and booze combination and came at the guy with a knife because
he wouldn’t change the channel on the television. Yeah. He was stone
cold sober or he would have probably ended up cut worse than he was. If she
is wasted and you are asleep and she gets in one of her moods she will beat
you while you are sleeping. One boyfriend had a camera that recorded her
beating him with a bat while he was sleeping. You see her walk in the room
with a bat and takes two good swings before he gets up. He got a nice settlement
too. The family is tired of paying which is why you never see the former
serial relationship celebrity with anyone. They don’t want her to be
with any guy. Settlements and non-disclosure agreements only get you out
of trouble for so long. Kelly Osbourne or Chloe Green
26. HOLLYWOOD
REPORTER 06/02
Several comic female actors (including Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, and Ellie
Kemper) recently participated in a roundtable discussion with The Hollywood
Reporter. Lena Dunham told a story about her experience with a sexist actor.
Interviewer: What’s the most overtly sexist thing that has happened
to you in the workplace in Hollywood?
Lena Dunham: I literally had a guy – who was on my show for a few episodes
– I heard him on his mic saying, "I hate this job, I cannot wait to
be back on a show where there’s a man at the helm."
Ellie Kemper: That’s insane!
Lena: I literally heard it. I didn’t event think this [sort of thing]
happened anymore! That same guy came later came up to me at lunch and said
"You’re really enjoying that buffet, aren’t you?"
Ellie Kemper: No!
Amy Schumer: Who the fuck is that?!
Lena: I’ll tell you afterwards. Worst person alive. And I hope he watches
this, which he won’t, cause he’s drunk.
Chris O’Dowd; Colin Quinn
27. BRAPPP
06/02
These two A-list actresses are past-their-peak in terms of career and beauty.
One has become an annoyance to the world while the other has maintained mostly
leading roles in flops. They were supposed to do a movie together several
years back, A-list actress 1 was producing and starring in the plum role
and A-list actress 2 was to play the supporting role. As the movie was going
through a stressful pre-production, Actress 2 stuck with the flick in light
of the increasingly difficult waters. She was on location in Tennessee filming
another movie when she reached out to Actress 1 (who lives there) to spend
some time with her and her family. Actress 1 deliberately avoided the calls,
claiming she "will not become part of Actress 2’s collection of celebrity
friends." Actress 2 took this as a slight and deliberately choose to withdraw
from the movie when the pre-production was finally on track. The two actresses
have been in a subtle feud ever since. Actress 1 constantly mentions what
she perceives as Actress 2’s future career in lowbrow television. Actress
2 constantly mentions Actress 1’s plastic surgery and flops.
Actress 1: Nicole Kidman
Actress 2: Gwyneth Paltrow (in Tennessee when she was filming "Country
Strong")
Movie:
"The
Danish Girl"
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#1**
Give him some room away from his A+ list girlfriend and it didn’t take
long for this foreign born B+ lister to cheat. A bunch of adoring fans and
he was like a kid in a candy store while his girlfriend was thousands of
miles away.
A+
lister: Taylor Swift
B+ lister: Calvin Harris
Event:
Glamour
Women Of The Year Awards in London
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#2**
This married foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee is filming in NYC.
His wife is around, but she knows all about the fact that he prefers men
to women and he has been trolling this past week a lot. I don’t know
if he will ever come out of the closet because she is totally on board with
being his beard and that is the reason he married her. Oh, and for publicity.
It came at a crucial time.
Eddie
Redmayne/Hannah Bagshawe (Oscars)
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#3**
This southern based Bravo reality show star talks a great game about being
with lots of women but he never talks about the guy he gave up to be on the
show. Craig Conover or Shep Rose "Southern Charm"
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actor has a new movie coming out soon which will
probably solidify his B list status. Never known for being the nicest guy
in the world, his breakthrough performance was not so much of an act as how
he is in real life. Anyway, at an event this week he was asked by a reporter
about his missing girlfriend and the actor went off on the reporter and then
refused to talk to any other reporters. It looked like the actor might take
a swing at the reporter despite the softball question.
Actor:
Jesse Eisenberg
New movie: "The End of the Tour" (releases in July) or "American Ultra"
(releases in August)
Breakthrough performance: Mark Zuckerberg in "Social Network"
Girlfriend: Mia Wasikowska
Event: "The
Spoils" Opening Night
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#5**
This former A list reality star turned legally troubled celebrity turned
reality star/celebrity with A list name recognition, was ticked off that
she was not even invited to the CFDA Awards and said it was because she has
been trash talking this A+ list reality star. While I dislike the A+ list
reality star as much as anyone, I just don’t think that is why she was
not invited.
Former
reality star: Nicole Richie
A+ list reality star: Kim Kardashian
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#6**
This married A+ list celebrity who used to be an A list singer and a reality
star back in the day, was her usual hammered self at an event this week.
The only good news for her health wise is that she was so hammered she dropped
the coke she was going to do all over the floor. Interesting sight watching
a drunk try to wipe up coke off a bathroom floor with tissue before dumping
it in the toilet.
Jessica
Simpson
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#7**
In his older years, this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee and was in a very long relationship with an A list mostly
movie actress has become increasingly creepy. He loves to give acting lessons
to the college age women who flock to his summer program, but if you want
more than a two minute consultation you better be willing to have sex with
him.
Actor:
Tim Robbins
Actress: Susan Sarandon
Program:
"The
Actors Gang"
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#8**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress who got her start as a
model followed by some fame as the longtime girlfriend of a former A+ list
mostly movie actor, is now on a struggling cable show. Her expenses run much
higher than her income and for the past two weeks she has been at every event
in NYC that has any rich men who are then given the full court press. Hey,
it has worked for her multiple times in the past.
Actress:
Elizabeth Hurley
Actor boyfriend: Hugh Grant
Cable show: "The Royals" on E!
Event:
UJA-Federation
New York's Entertainment Division Signature Gala
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#9**
This former A list singer is foreign born. She is also struggling. At an
event this week she was sloppy. People were whispering about her and how
far she has fallen. She was once a bright singing sensation that started
off on a reality show and fame and the business have turned her into a drug
addled mess.
Leona
Lewis ("The X Factor" UK series 3)/2015 Glamour Women of the Year
Awards
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#10**
This in a relationship closeted mogul who would love to be a rapper, was
doing the servicing of a tall Nordic looking guy in a West Hollywood bath
house the other day. L.A. Reid
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03 **#11**
#1 – This actress is on a hit pay cable show and is married. Doesn’t
matter to her. She will have sex with anyone. Her only condition is that
she has to record it to show her husband later. Anna Chlumsky
"Veep"
#2- This former B list actress who I feel like has been working forever, but is because she started when she was a kid, finally has a role that she is garnering attention and fame for. It is almost television and she is good. She has never really been subjected to the amount of interviews she does now and her BDSM (Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM)) thing she has going on with her partner would make for some very splashy headlines. Natasha Lyonne "Orange Is the New Black"
#3 – This married cranky aging former A list mostly movie actor was asked by his agent a couple of months ago if the actor was interested in doing any television or streaming shows. The actor said fuck television. I already have an Emmy and then went on for 20 minutes about how television is work and like being at home and movies are vacation and then concluded by saying something like vacation sex is way better than day to day sex. Michael Douglas (won an Emmy for "Behind the Candelabra")
39.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/03 **#1**
This singer recently got engaged. Good for her! However, one of her exes
is definitely NOT happy about it! When he found out that she accepted her
boyfriend’s proposal, he went on a bit of a rant about how her new fiance
was a "loser", and that she was "making a mistake." We thought he was over
her a long time ago – and he’s never been the kind of guy to speak
negatively about her – so this was a bit surprising. Jealous?
Singer: Iggy Azalea
Fiance: Nick Young
Her Ex: A$AP
40.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/03 **#2**
Do you know why some celebrities tell blatant lies? Because they know they
can get away with it. Such is the case with this young female singer, who
claims that she dated one male singer… but not another male singer.
Liar! Why is she naming one and not the other? Because the one who she claims
she DID date is a conventionally attractive guy who loves being seen as a
ladies man and loves the publicity that accompanies him being seen with a
girl. The one who she claims she DIDN’T date is not conventionally
attractive, is not a kiss and tell kind of guy, and does not date for the
publicity (although he will occasionally hint at a relationship in a song).
Neither guy will dispute her claims… so she gets away with lying. Her
pants are so on fire. Burn, pants, burn!
Female
Singer: Ellie Goulding
Male
Singer she says she DID date: Niall Horan
Male
Singer she says she DIDN’T date: Ed Sheeran
41. BRAPPP
06/03
I’m hearing this A-list actor that just won’t come out, has such
a bad reputation for fondling and propositioning young men in London that
he’s been banned from several choice establishments. He just won’t
give them space.
Kevin
Spacey
42. HOLLYWOOD
REPORTER 06/03
According to Amy Schumer, an actor who she has a kissing scene with in her
upcoming comedy Trainwreck asked her, "Um, do you want our first kiss to
be on camera?" She responded with a sarcastic, "No, no, come to my trailer
and we’ll make out beforehand." "It was so grotesque," she said. "I’m
like, ‘Did you think I cast you because I want to make out with you?’
Then there was a lot of unnecessary touching. I was like ‘Get that guy
out of there.’" Robert E. Torres or Bobby Kelly
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#1**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show was cheating
on her boyfriend/co-star. He found out and very publicly dumped her despite
no one really knowing they were a couple. It was so bad that his friends
also got involved in a protest of her actions. It is not like he didn’t
know that when they first hooked up she was cheating on her then boyfriend
with him. I guess it was ok then, but not now.
Actress:
Sophia Bush
Co-star: Jesse Lee Soffer
Show: "Chicago P.D."
Ex-boyfriend: Dan Fredinburg (died in Nepal)
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#2**
The last couple of women that have spoken to me about being hit on by this
married A+ list mostly movie actor told them his marriage is over. Before
this he used to just count on women wanting to hook up with him despite being
married.
Ben
Affleck
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who has had a great last 12
months acting wise and achievement wise, spent last month finding a guy willing
to help out her sister financially, but ended up hooking up with him herself
and probably destroying what was left of her relationship to this foreign
born B- list mostly movie actor.
Actress:
Sienna Miller
Sister: Savannah Miller (clothing label "Twenty8Twelve")
Actor: Tom
Sturridge
(and a short time later they announced they were
divorcing)
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actor who is B+ list on his hit pay cable show,
was supposed to take part in a panel discussion this week but he showed up
whacked out on something and the organizers begged him to not show up on
the panel. Not to worry because he didn’t even make it from the pool
area to his room and slept it off on a beach chair all night.
Actor: Adam Driver
Show: "Girls"
Event:
2015
Maui Film Festival at Grand Wailea
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#5**
KINDNESS: This B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who has a pretty big role
in a new movie opening this week, tried to walk out of an event with an item
that costs about $15K. She told security she thought it was a gift she got
for attending. That she could pick out anything she wanted for attending.
They let her be on her way without the item but she did get to keep the swag
bag which had about $1K worth of stuff in it.
Actress:
Perrey Reeves
Movie: "Entourage" (Mrs. Ari)
Event: Serapian
Milano Celebrates Opening of First U.S. Retail Store in Beverly
Hills
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#6**
Apparently this almost television actress from one of the biggest hits in
almost television who always hits red carpets, is having a little fling with
this married female singer who is not even close to being the biggest star
in the family.
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#7**
This almost A+ list named mostly movie actor who is probably B/B+ list was
out with some friends this week. They were pretty awful in the way they treated
women and what they made women do who wanted to go home with the trio. I
won’t get into everything, but one of the "winners" inserted bar fruit
into a place one does not usually associate with such a thing. John
Cusack
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#8**
KINDNESS: With her new movie opening, this still gorgeous B-/C+ list mostly
movie actress who is most well known for a long running pay cable television
show role, has been getting tons of free stuff sent to her in hopes she will
wear it or pose with it or anything with it during her press/promo tour.
As is her custom, she takes everything she gets for free and sells it on
eBay and gives 100% of what she receives to charity. No Kardashian style
charity giving for her. In May she sold about $50K worth of stuff that had
been given to her. Carla Gugino ("Californication" or "Entourage")/"San
Andreas"; Emmanuelle Chriqui ("Entourage")/"Entourage"
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#9**
This Academy Award winning/nominated actress is still mostly movies despite
her turn into television. I keep waiting and waiting for her divorce announcement
especially considering that she told people yesterday there is a new man
in her life. I guess they want to settle financial and custody things before
announcing the split.
Halle
Berry/Olivier Martinez
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#10**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who was also a B+ list television
actress on one of the most popular shows of all time had some work done in
the past two weeks and is almost unrecognizable. Completely different from
her last public appearance last month to one this week. The first word from
everyone’s mouth when they saw her was either wow or whoa. Lots of people
doing double takes too.
Courtney
Cox
53.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/04 **#1**
This young singer’s narcissism never ceases to amuse us! At the Met
Gala a few weeks ago, his limousine pulled up to the bottom of the red carpet
to let him out. However, instead of getting out, he simply rolled down his
window so that everyone could see that it was him, and started waving. This
set off some of the teen girls in the crowd, who screamed and called his
name. Hearing the screaming, extra security came running. Although the crowd
was well-contained, our singer clearly enjoyed the fact that he had set off
this commotion. So he just sat there – waving and smiling and holding
up the line of limos for a good five minutes – while security yelled
to make themselves heard above the deafening music coming from inside the
singer’s car. Whose music was he listening to? His own. Justin
Bieber
54.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/04 **#2**
This female multi-hyphenate loves to talk about how in love she is with her
boyfriend. He has an ego the size of a skyscaper, so, of course, he absolutely
revels in the praise. Is he actually worthy of that praise? Our actor was
recently in a major city not located on either coast. He walked into a
restaurant, casually dressed, immediately recognized by the locals. He met
up with his dining companion. She was "A really pretty girl. Young, skinny,
long, dark hair, lots of makeup." They were holding hands. And they were
kissing throughout the meal. Not friend kissing. Romantic kissing. The girl
was not his girlfriend. This happened a couple of weeks ago. Just before
our talented multi-hyphenate once again gushed about how wonderful he is
and how lucky she is to be with him.
Multi-Hyphenate:
Demi Lovato
Boyfriend:
Wilmer Valderrama
55. BRAPPP
06/04
This highly anticipated sequel has been filming for a couple of months now.
It’s earning the reputation of having a messy set. The A-list director
is clouded in scandal, but his usage of the casting couch hasn’t even
remotely slowed down. Our director has a lot of clout and has cast some of
his favourites in key roles in the movie. Some of the other actors and producers
are furious at the amount of bad actors appearing. "One kid can’t even
do an American accent," says an insider.
Director: Bryan Singer
Movie: "X-Men Apocalypse"
56.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/05 **#1**
This husband is at his wit’s end. His famous wife has a serious problem
and there is nothing he can do about it! She drinks every day. Sometimes
she starts drinking before noon. She is not in production right now, so she
doesn’t have to exercise any discipline about her schedule. Sometimes
she just gets drunk. Sometimes she gets falling-down drunk. He has been telling
her that this is a problem and that he wants to get her into some kind of
treatment for some time now. However, she has the name and the fame and the
money and the power in the relationship. She knows that he won’t leave
her. He’s really just her bag man. Her husband is feeling pretty powerless
at this point, and is taking it out on everyone around them. "[He’s]
usually a pretty chill guy, but this problem has him snapping at everyone.
He is annoyed that people think it’s kind of funny when [she] is drunk
in public. He thinks people give her a pass and don’t take her alcoholism
seriously because she’s young and blonde and beautiful. He is worried
about her but he is even more worried about its impact on [their child/ren].
[His child] is always talking about how ‘Mommy is silly again!’
or ‘Mommy is sleepy again!'" Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson
57.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/05 **#2**
Everybody wants to be on this hit TV show! So what is the producer doing
with all that desire? He’s using it to lure a record number of young
hopefuls to the casting couch! If you’re a cute gay guy looking for
a bit part on a hit TV show, you know who to call! BTW, bottoms preferred.
Producer: Lee Daniels
TV Show: "Empire"
58. BRAPPP
06/05
Our Hollywood executive does not have relationships with women unless they
are sexual or beneficial to him. He somehow pushed this now B-list actress
to an Academy Award and he’s well known to do the same for similar actresses
that impress him. It doesn’t matter that he’s a man with a kid
and a wife. There’s one A-list (maybe B) actress that he constantly
works with that was never one of his girls. The relationship isn’t
beneficial in terms of critics or monetary gains, so why the constant working
together? If you ask his wife, she’ll claim it’s because our executive
thinks the actress is simply to die for and has longed for her for decades.
If you ask others, they’ll tell you the actress is one of the greatest
businesswomen in Hollywood and knows just how to manipulate the executive
(and many others!)
Executive:
Harvey Weinstein
Actress: Nicole Kidman
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#1**
Not that there is anything wrong with it, but it was really strange seeing
this former network reality star who had a long run on the even longer running
show, making out with this celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister.
The offspring has had a quiet month or two after his media explosion in the
spring.
Reality
star/show: Cheryl Burke "Dancing With the Stars"
Celebrity offspring: Patrick Schwarzenegger
Media explosion: Breakup with Miley Cyrus
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#2**
After drinking quite a lot last night this B- list mostly movie actress who
made her fame on a long running network cable channel started talking about
the affair she had with one of her married co-stars. The co-star, who is
older, had his own starring turn on a long running network show but had been
scrambling for steady work until a lucky break a couple of years ago that
introduced him to the actress. Considering who the actress was dishing to,
it won’t be long before it hits the tabloids.
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#3**
Whenever I hear a story about this former A list one hit wonder who had a
promising future in music and films, it serves as a cautionary tale to not
get too far ahead of yourself and to stay off drugs. She was a teen star
and now she is hanging on to the fringes of fame because of that one hit
and some film and television work that has all dried up. At an event this
week where she was with other stars of her caliber she was the first in line
doing coke while she rambled on about new projects that will never come to
fruition.
Singer/song:
Jojo/"Leave
(Get Out)"
Event: Le
Jardin Outdoor Lounge Grand Opening Party
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress recently ended a long run on an ensemble
network show. She got much less publicity than the rest of her co-stars.
She might be changing that. Last night she was all over this tweener actress
on her big night and kept trying to tell her about a new group that the B-
lister belongs to. Yeah, it is a cult and she had these eyes when she was
talking about it that made everyone back off and she would not stop hassling
the tweener until a PR person stepped in.
Actress:
Heather
Morris
Network show: "Glee"
Tweener:
Stefanie
Scott
Event: "Insidious: Chapter 3" premiere
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#5**
I didn’t think it was possible to find someone more annoying and demanding
than Ariana Grande. I was wrong. This still a teen for a couple of more years
B+ list singer has a rider that is four pages long and in the rider are rules
that the venue staff must follow. No one is allowed to talk to the singer
or take a photo of her. No one is allowed to discuss what she does at the
venue or Tweet anything about her being there. It just goes on and on. It
is brutal. It talks about the bottle water brands that are acceptable and
the sizes that they must be. Different sizes for different brands. Just
ridiculous stuff.
Becky
G
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#6**
The barely hanging on to celebrity husband of this A list mostly television
actress from a very hit network show, does not get much in the way of funds
from his wife. He used some of her money on bad investments and he has lost
the vast majority of his savings. He has been cold calling former colleagues
asking them for money and even bugging the friends of his wife looking for
funds.
Kerry
Washington "Scandal"/Nnamdi Asomugha (retired professional football
player)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#7**
While his celebrity wife is away, this former A list athlete/celebrity who
still has A list name recognition despite being retired and who went through
a string of actresses back in the day, has been cheating with a teacher that
he met two months ago at a conference.
A list athlete/celebrity: Andre Agassi
Dated: Barbra Streisand; Brooke Shields (married); Jeanna Fine (porn
star)
Wife: Steffi
Graf at French Open 2015
School age children: son Jaden Gil (born October 26, 2001) and daughter
Jaz Elle (born October 3, 2003)
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#8**
This foreign born singer was almost A list half a decade ago. Now, like so
many other singers he is trying to make a comeback. His comeback was delayed
because he is dealing with complications related to his HIV positive
status.
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#9**
This A list singer who no one really likes because he never seems to change.
Plus, there was that whole beating thing. Too easy for you? He recently tried
to have a waitress fired because he thought she was being disrespectful.
How? She wouldn’t unbutton her top for him.
Chris
Brown
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05 **#10**
How do you hide your affair with an A+ list mostly movie actor? Well, if
you are this A list diva you say that you are kind of single but still profess
love to an on again off again ex. You act confused about whether you should
get back together with your on again/off again and no one even suspects what
is really going on.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Lopez (Casper Smart)
69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 "THE WEEKEND"
PART
1
"I know we are supposed to meet here, but meet me in ________ instead, it
will be fun," said the voice on the other end of the phone. I know it sounds
strange, but sometimes back in the day people actually spoke to each other
on the phone. Crazy concept now. The" here" the caller referred to was NYC,
which I had been looking forward to going to for a month. Not only for the
city itself which I love, but also for the person who was trying to convince
me to meet her elsewhere. We rarely managed to coordinate schedules to see
each other. Our meeting was one of those meetings you think can only happen
in a movie. We were both standing outside the Ed Sullivan theatre in NYC
on a very rainy day. At almost the same time our umbrellas were destroyed
due to a high wind gust and the quality manufacturing process used when making
the $5 umbrellas sold on the streets the second a drop of rain appears. We
both pointed at the other and started laughing and two minutes later we were
inside trying to dry off and ordering pizza. I knew who she was. I had seen
her the day before in a television commercial and at that time her face was
everywhere. I asked her if she was going to be on Letterman that night and
she said that she was just going to the show because she wanted to watch
the musical guest. That guest used to be an A list singer before playing
out her string and then during a possible career revival period in her life
threw it all away in one night of ranting. That was a long time in the future
though. From that first second, we clicked. The gorgeous openly gay female
(FX) and me. Not gay, not female, and only handsome to his mother. Oh, and
my grandmother, but I’m pretty sure my grandmother was drunk when she
said it. Hey, it runs in the family. We hung out and talked for about an
hour before heading over to the show. We had exchanged phone numbers and
promised to stay in touch. Remarkably we did. Not every day or even every
week, but a few times a month we would connect over the phone and every few
months we would end up at the same place at the same time and spend a great
couple of hours together. I’m not sure I have met someone in my life
who just fills a room like she does. It is hard to describe. She has a huge
personality, and is so well liked by everyone that she meets or speaks to
that as she does a walk through a party everything becomes more animated
–more alive. She brings life to everything she does. About a year and
a half after we first met she invited me to the premiere of a movie in which
she starred. That was the first time I met (GI). She was not a huge star
back when I met her. She is now. I knew her best from one of still all-time
favorite movies. I don’t know why I like it so much, but I do and I
certainly remembered her in it. As soon as I saw the way FX and GI were
interacting I was pretty sure they were a couple or at least having sex.
Because I am subtle I asked FX if they were indeed having sex. GI stepped
in and said something to the effect of sex is at one level and we are about
five levels above that. I have never reached that level. I’m not sure
if that is something you need a special code for or what, but I am definitely
down at level one. The other thing I remember from that night is getting
ridiculously drunk and making a series of outrageous passes of the lead in
the movie (BC) who I had been crushing on since seeing her on television
for the first time about six months earlier. Here she was and I had just
seen her naked in the movie. I thought all my lines and moves were stellar,
but they were all swings and misses. To her everlasting credit she was extremely
sweet about the whole thing and she told me a few months later when we ran
into each other that because of my constant fawning over her that night I
saved her from the lead actor in the movie. Apparently they had a fling during
filming and then he dumped her once the movie wrapped and wanted to hook
up with her again which she probably would have if I had not been there.
She said she would have regretted hooking up with the actor again. Apparently
he was dating his future wife at the time while sleeping with a variety of
other women. Well, he certainly didn’t change. Over the next couple
of years FX and I continued what we had been doing. The phone calls and
semi-regular dinners and just a great friendship. So, fast forward to a month
prior to the phone call and FX calls and invites me to NYC. For a weekend.
She said she needed some help with something and that it involved GI and
she laid out this grandly complicated scenario that took me a good 15-20
minutes to process. There were lots of moving parts. She thought I could
help her with one of those moving parts. I agreed. Now though, the plan had
changed. Just a few days before I was scheduled to be there for the weekend
she wanted to meet up instead in _________. Of course I said yes. Coming
up tomorrow, we meet everyone who made the weekend, The Weekend. Five Academy
Award winners/nominees and enough plots and sub-plots and sex to make any
daytime soap opera writer proud. The thing is though this was
real-life.
PART
2
When I arrived in _______________, FX picked me up at the airport and
used the 20 minute drive to a restaurant to fill me in on exactly what was
going on. Complicated is an understatement. FX had received a call from GI
asking her to come to _______________. GI was filming a movie and in GI’s
own words was fucking too many people to keep track of and fending off others
while also using way too many drugs. GI was in a relationship with TA. He
is an Academy Award winner/nominee. At the time this happened he was barely
still A list although at one time he had been a solid A. He was flying in
that weekend to see GI. She had told him not to because FX was coming and
GI wanted to spend the weekend with FX. It wasn’t true, but if TA showed
up and FX was not there then TA would know something was up so FX was in
town. Although GI was having sex with several people, she was having the
most sex with SB. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He also was in a
relationship. He also was having sex with other people during filming. His
girlfriend (NE) at the time is an Academy Award winner/nominee. SB had told
her not to come because he might have to shoot that weekend and was not sure
he could get away. NE was coming though. To make things even more complicated,
another actress on the set who is an Academy Award winner/nominee (LR) had
reserved a private dining room at a restaurant when she heard all of these
people were coming. That is where I was headed to with FX. My thoughts from
dinner. It really was like an old British mystery. Half the people there
knew exactly what was going on and the other half didn’t. At least right
away. By the end of the night TA and GI were headed for a split. He was already
having sex with someone else and the two never really went well together.
He just liked living on the edge because it made him feel younger. The thing
is though, even though they would split by the end of the weekend, it was
important that GI not appear to be interested in SB, especially while NE
was there. To achieve that, she thought she would seat herself as far away
from SB as possible. I think the drugs made her paranoid because every ten
minutes she would wonder if whatever she had decided ten minutes earlier
about how to deal with it all was the right decision. So, it became a game
of musical chairs. This was a sit down dinner. Every time she would move,
she would take her dinner plate with her. Meanwhile, SB was getting bombed
and NE looked like she was going to die when SB started talking about their
sex life to me and LR. FX was trying to keep GI somewhat level headed and
coherent which became increasingly difficult through the night. Besides the
players I have mentioned there were other cast and crew and the director
all at a table that could hold about 20 people. One person noticeably absent
was this at the time A list mostly movie actor who had a girlfriend at the
time but was currently not speaking to GI because she turned him down. I
remember SB kept falling asleep at the table. I heard someone say that he
took Ambien. You would think he was down for the count but then would spring
back to life and tell another story and nod back off. NE looked worried about
him and kept trying to get him to leave, but he wouldn’t have any of
it. He then started kissing some of the other women that were there which
then led to him kissing GI. He probably thought all the kisses were the same,
but they weren’t. Anyone could tell by then they were hooking up although
NE didn’t say anything and I was not looking at her when the kissing
happened so I don’t know what her facial expression was. I don’t
think I have ever been to a dinner quite like that one. Oh, one other thing.
LR was so regal. She presided over the event like a Queen. She just took
it all in and let it wash over her. I always think about that and wonder
if she doesn’t have a little puppet master thing she likes bringing
out from time to time.
FX "Firefox": Jenny Shimizu
Ads:
Calvin
Klein CK1 fragrance ads; and
Banana
Republic’s ‘American Beauty’ campaign
Movie: "Firefox"
Letterman musical guest on 06/24/93: Michelle Shocked
(On March 17, 2013, Shocked made an impromptu speech against same-sex marriage
during a concert at Yoshi's nightclub in San Francisco, which led some audience
members to leave in protest and the club's management to end the show)
GI "Girl Interrupted": Angelina Jolie
Favorite Movie: "Hackers"
BC "Boston Common": Hedy Burress
Lead actor: Peter Facinelli
Future wife: Jennie Garth
TA "Taps": Timothy Hutton
SB "Sling Blade": Billy Bob Thornton
NE "Enlightened" or "Nebraska" her father: Laura Dern
LR "Lord of the Rings": Cate Blanchett
Actor GI turned down: John Cusack (dating Neve Campbell)
Movie: "Pushing Tin" starring Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett
and John Cusack
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#1**
This married B- list rapper with the last letter of the alphabet affection,
hooked up with a very recent college grad at a party this past week. Well,
he always cheats. His celebrity wife knows that. His wife knows that very
very well.
Swizz
Beatz/Alicia Keys (he was married when they got together)
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#2**
The problem when you are this Teen Mom star is twofold. You get hammered
on an almost daily basis and you use multiple social media accounts under
a variety of names because you are trying to stay off yours because producers
are getting tired of the act. It is really funny to watch her shuffle them
all after she has been boozing for 12 hours straight. Thankfully she is rarely,
if ever alone with a child.
Janelle
Evans
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#3**
This A list morning host usually cheats on his wife with others in his field
and daughters of friends. He made an exception this week though when he was
hitting on this B+ list singer hard. Really hard.
Matt
Lauer/Charli XCX
(she
was on "Today" this week)
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#4**
So, two seasons of reality television for this current network reality star
who will fade off into the sunset after this latest round. It is the way
it goes. She is going out with a bang though. Usually this particular type
of reality performer are super chaste while the show is being aired. Not
so for our reality star. She hooked up with the lead singer of this up and
coming band at a recent event she attended.
Kaitlyn
Bristowe "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette"/(PROBABLY)
John Doherty
"Brave Native" "The Imagine Ball Benefiting Imagine LA"
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#5**
At the party in #4, this former A lister musician who moved from one group
with one name to another group with a different name even though the two
main people are in the new band. No one listens to them, but anyway, my point
is that the musician is married to an actress but probably not for long the
way he was desperately texting and just dialing her number repeatedly. The
guy looked freaked out.
Benji
Madden ("Good Charlotte" and "The Madden Brothers")/Cameron Diaz "The
Imagine Ball Benefiting Imagine LA"
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06 **#6**
For those of you wanting this newly married couple consisting of an out of
work former B list franchise actress and a B+ list mostly television actor
from a long running almost network show to split, you may be in luck. Fractures
are appearing and they were out in full force with a full on loud argument
the other night. Our actress has been desperate to get pregnant and our actor
has been kind of on board in an "I’m not going to complain if you are
not using protection, but I’m not actively trying" kind of way. Well,
things changed when he found out about some of her recent activities with
others. Yeah. Now he wants her to get back on the pill.
Nikki
Reed ("Twilight")/Ian Somerhalder ("Vampire Diaries")
76. MR. X
06/07 **#1**
What B-list mostly television actress who is best known for her role on a
’90s sitcom, is married to a man but brought a "lady friend" to a premiere
in Atlanta a few days ago? Hmmm..
Actress: Tichina Arnold
Show: "Martin"
Event: Season
2 premiere of Starz’s "Power"
77. MR. X
06/07 **#2**
Which C-list reality star and former member of a girl group surprised everyone
by agreeing to appear on a couples reality show with her new boyfriend? The
only thing is, he’s not her boyfriend… she’s just a temporary
beard. He’s planning to come out as gay sometime in the near future.
His fake girlfriend is still sleeping with different rich men every night
for a price.
Reality star: Aubrey O’Day
Group: "Danity Kane"
Boyfriend: Travis Garland (lead singer of the boy band NLT)
Show:
Marriage
Boot Camp: Reality Stars
78. MR. X
06/07 **#3**
What A-list mostly television actor and multiple Emmy nominee/winner was
looking his age the other night with a noticeable hairpiece adorning his
head? His face was also very blotchy, which could be a sign that he’s
drinking again.
Bryan
Cranston
79. MR. X
06/07 **#4**
Well, it looks like it’s decision time for the producers of Fashion
Police regarding the main vacant seat. Producers are looking at either this
B-list businesswoman/sometime actress with a famous last name who has a good
sense of self-humor and knows a thing or two about fashion or that reality
star/talk show host who’s married to an iconic rocker. If the producers
pick the latter, that means her spawn will agree to come back to the show
because she has nothing better to do (I hope they don’t).
B-lister:
Talk show host: Sharon Osbourne (Kelly)
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#1**
I have to give this B+ list mostly movie actor who appeared in several of
the largest box office hits in history before taking a lap through cable
television. The actor was confronted by a drunk guy at a club out of the
country and was called the f word. Repeatedly. Our actor was kind of trapped
in a corner but managed to talk his way out of it even as the guy got more
aggressive.
Elijah
Wood "Lord of the Rings"
(in
Istanbul)
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#2**
I don’t think she could have got away with this two decades ago when
she was at her peak, but there was this former A list singer this weekend
who has not done much since then but some reality television and had a few
legal issues. At an event she insisted that people only refer to her as
Ms.__________. No first names. She even made the organizers of the charity
event do the same thing.
Toni
Braxton
"Lupus
LA's Orange Ball: A Night Of Superheroes
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#3**
Not sure what his current wife thought of his actions. Probably the same
as his other wives which is why they are all exes. This B+ mostly television
actor who has troubled relationships in the past had a recent return to
television in a monster network hit. Over the weekend at an after party,
he was taking advantage of his fame and hitting on women right and left while
his wife just sat quietly at a table.
Terrence
Howard ( I guess we know what she thought since they got divorced a short
time
later)/"Spike
Guys Choice Awards"
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#4**
The reservation was for 50 people, but the London restaurant that had to
turn away other diners because 50 is their capacity hosted the A list diva/singer
and her party only had three people show up. The reason was to ensure the
diva would not be disturbed. They did spend a lot of money, but not what
50 other diners would have.
Mariah
Carey
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#5**
This OITNB actress had to fork over her pay from an event plus some extra
to pay for the damage she did to the hotel room where she was staying. Apparently
she got into a fight with her most recent significant other and they did
a ton of damage to the place.
Taryn
Manning
DJ
at "Ditch Fridays" Palms Pool And Dayclub
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#6**
This legal but still several years underage for drinking purposes B- list
mostly television actress on a very hit network comedy not on ABC, got wasted
on champagne at an event this past week. No one would have cared but before
she could get to the bathroom she got sick all over some designer clothes.
Please give her a warm welcome to the blind items.
Sadie Calvano
("Mom")/Glossier Pop-Up Shop At Nasty Gal Santa Monica
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#7**
Maybe his check bounced or maybe he has already moved on but this B- list
mostly movie actor with the unusual last name who is good looking and been
around forever, was canoodling in a bar booth this weekend with a woman who
is not the celebrity turned brief network reality star.
Steven
Dorff/Charlotte McKinney
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#8**
KINDNESS: This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor who is in the top
earning movie of the weekend has one of the longest list of credits I have
ever seen. He is crazy funny and is also very kind. This past week he stopped
by a children’s hospital and donated a dozen top of the line game systems
with a huge supply of games. Apparently he does this kind of thing fairly
frequently.
Peter
Serafinowicz "Spy"
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#9**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who has become an action star
as of late, has been undergoing cancer treatments for prostate cancer.
Liam
Neeson
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#10**
This B- list mostly movie actor is pretty much a one trick pony at this point
in his career. Lucky for him his one trick is playing this week. At a weekend
party, our actor was about as a-holey as he could be. Yes, more than getting
an apartment down the street from the marital home to have sex with random
women while married. Now single, he refused to talk to anyone over 23 this
weekend. He said he wanted to go young.
Kevin
Dillon ("Entourage")/"Ditch Fridays" Palms Pool And Dayclub
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#11**
Over the past few years bits and pieces of this story would trickle in. After
first hearing about this story I made it a point to always ask about it if
I ran into someone who worked on the show. The thing is, the show had a lot
of workers on it but the number who knew anything or even today know all
of the details is probably less than a handful. I know enough of the details
to piece together what happened. The show was on a couple of decades ago.
Long running. Enough of a hit to stay on the air, but not enough where you
are probably going to binge watch it or be sad that it is gone. It was something
to do if it was on. It was fortunate to benefit from stronger shows around
it when networks didn’t move things very often once locked in place.
It had some decent listed television stars on it. For the two leads it was
all about career comebacks and second chances. They made the most of it.
It was supposed to be a family show. Lots of teens around. One of the female
lead teens was in her mid-teens when the show began. There was always a lot
of inappropriate touching and groping and comments on the set of the show.
These female teens were harassed. It was common then. No TMZ back then.
Everything was locked down on the studio sets. Definitely a guy’s town.
So, it was in the third season of filming. Around the fifth or sixth episode.
The female teen lead who was close to turning 18, but not quite there yet,
went to one of the producers and said she was pregnant. OK, so a teen pregnancy.
It never would have been written into the show back then, but she was probably
not going to start showing until the season was almost completed so they
could always have her go to summer camp or something and cut her out of the
final month of shooting and no one would be the wiser. One little problem
with all of that. It turns out that the father of the baby was the husband
of one of the stars of the show. When our teen actress informed the producer
of this fact, it added a whole new dimension. The producer immediately called
the star who rushed over from her trailer and then accused the teen of being
a whore and a homewrecker and that if the teen ever told anyone what happened
that the teen would be sued and she would never work in the town again and
just went on the biggest foul mouthed rant against the teen who was crying
and shaking. At some point during the conversation the teen said she was
planning on keeping the baby. That was the wrong thing to say. The actress
then started accusing the teen of being a gold digger and that there was
no way the teen was keeping the baby and there was no way the teen was even
going to be able to give birth to the baby. The actress said the teen was
going to get the pregnancy terminated and within an hour had two of her people
show up and the actress, her people and the teen got into a car. The teen
was driven to a doctor and had the abortion performed a short time later.
The actress gave the teen some money and told her to make her own way back
home. I love how this actress talks about how how close everyone on the show
was and how everyone got along. It makes me sick. I have never said one nice
thing about her on this site for a reason. I do my best to never even mention
her.
Show: "Step By Step"
Male star: Patrick Duffy
Female star: Suzanne Somers (her husband Alan Hamel)
Actress: Angela Watson
91. WINE
& SASS 06/08
Here's an A List couple that have been in our Blinds before. Right now, divorce
rumors are bigger and more prominent than ever. As we've previously stated
on the site, neither in this marriage are innocent. They have both cheated,
but are also very sensitive to the bad press because they've been in the
bad spotlight before. Someone in their camp out of nowhere, stirred the hornets
nest and reported that they are headed for divorce. Neither party knew who
it was so they both reacted thinking it was the other's team. The reality
is that they haven't really lived as a family for quite some time. Both of
them decided they like the status-quo. He rarely see the kids and his wife
and she does her own thing. It was a quiet agreement between them. Once the
reports of divorce hit, they both lawyered up and the threats began being
hurled at each other. Things came out that both parties knew about the other
and things got real nasty. In the midst of this, both public relation teams
scheduled a "family outing" to combat the rumors until things were sorted
out. The day we see photographed of their entire family, one had just learned
that the other knew about their explosive affair and the other had learned
days before that the other had hooked up with the ONE person that was outlawed.
They barely speak now and their "truce" has been broken beyond repair. To
this day, no one knows who reported what they did to the tabloids which has
made things worse. No one trusts anyone...not even the people on their own
team.
Couple: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Outing
photo
Outlawed person: Jennifer Lopez
92. RAPPP
06/08
This A-List writer is currently deep within a depression over a development
that’s happened with his career. He’s under so much pressure to
deliver that he may just crack. George R.R. Martin "Game of Thrones"
(TV
show will spoil George RR Martin's books)
93.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/08
We’ve lost count of the number of marriages these two famous show business
families have gone through. However, they may soon have another marriage
failure to add to their tally! The marriage between these two good-looking
people just totally flatlined. The singer recently found out that the actor
has been banging a non-famous, much-younger woman. Both come from famous
families with messy histories. His family has issues with anger management,
alcoholism, and fidelity. Her family has a long history of drug addiction,
infidelity, and messy divorces. Frankly, we’re surprised that they lasted
this long as a couple.
Husband. Billy Baldwin
Wife. Chynna Phillips
94. REFINERY
29 06/08 **#1**
The Supreme Overlord: "I worked as an assistant for a boss who demanded she
be referred to as 'Supreme Overlord.' She even had a memo sent out requiring
everyone to stop whatever they were doing and address her as such whenever
she walked in the door. Though [she was] in her 40s, full-blown childlike
tantrums and belittling rants were daily occurrences. She cited Meryl
Streep’s character in The Devil Wears Prada as her inspiration for running
the company, but this was no Vogue; it was a niche clothing company! The
staff was very small, so each employee was required to do many different
jobs, but barely paid for the one they were hired for. "Once, we all had
to drive out to Vegas for a festival to work, only to find out that she
didn’t pay anyone because she was vacationing in Hawaii and forgot.
Many of us were young and lived paycheck to paycheck, and found ourselves
stranded out of state in the desert on a holiday, which meant everything
was closed. "Our regular office headquarters were a warehouse infested with
rodents and feces that reached temps of over 100 degrees with no A/C, except
in her office, which was empty 95% of the time. In less than two years, four
separate employees suffered physical and emotional breakdowns and were
hospitalized, sometimes to find that their health insurance had been canceled
due to the company not paying their premiums. Meanwhile, the 'Overlord' was
making extravagant purchases like $1,800 sunglasses or $80K cars. "The
second-in-command was the real overlord of the company, though. She called
the shots and was the 'creative' mind. Her 'creativity' included having staff
stalk websites of other designers and companies to re-create their ideas
while publicly accusing everyone in the world of 'stealing' her designs or
strategies. Both the Overlord and her minion had large social media followings,
so anyone who 'crossed' them or called them out on their horrible business
practices would be put on public blast on social media. Everyone lived in
fear of speaking up. This company also championed themselves as leaders in
the body-positive, anti-size-shaming field, but at the office called people
'fat' and 'sloppy' and regularly made fun of their customers and fans."
—Peggy, 29
Laura
Byrnes "Pinup Girl Clothing"
95. REFINERY
29 06/08 **#2**
The Glamorous Germaphobe: "I was one of five separate assistants who worked
for an A-list celebrity. In the six months I was there, there was maybe a
total of three sentences ever said to me directly. The celeb refused to speak
to anyone except for her main assistant, whom I’ll call 'Kat.' Kat had
somehow been working for this woman for three years, which allowed her to
earn the extremely difficult trust of our boss. "One time, she asked Kat
to ask me to go to Starbucks to get her regular drink, even though I was
standing right next to them and could hear everything. She didn’t even
look at me. I felt like a ghost. She was also a complete germaphobe. Everything
we handed to her — including the coffee I had to get — would have
to be double-wrapped in napkins so that nobody else’s hands touched
it. "We also had to keep hand sanitizer on us at all times, in case she needed
to use it, which was constantly. She was also afraid to do anything herself
and would have one of us wait outside of the door whenever she went to the
bathroom. Kat would also have to sleep in the same bedroom with her if her
boyfriend (another actor who was rumored to be a constant cheater) wasn’t
in town." —Sarah, 26
Lady
Gaga/Taylor Kinney
96. REFINERY
29 06/08 **#3**
The Broke Producer: "The producer I worked for had to be 'walked' each day.
This consisted of a two-hour hike through Bel Air, for which a woman —
a 'friend' — was paid to accompany her. She would often leave for this
all-important, everyday walk up to two hours late. As a result, every single
meeting would be pushed later, until the whole army of assistants —
which included me — was still stuck at her home, from which she worked,
until 10 p.m. or later. That might've been okay, except that she frequently
overdrew her accounts, which were allegedly kept full largely by a very famous
media executive she'd had an affair with years before. Aside from her money
made from 'producing,' i.e. bankrolling, at least one box-office success,
a lot of the money [that] she wasted on the staff and various failed and
failing development projects came from her ex-husband, a household-name producer.
"Somehow — perhaps [because of] all the surgery, staff, human growth
hormone, and failure — she still managed to drain the accounts and would
not pay her housekeeper for months. We assistants could usually argue [our]
way to payment within three weeks past due, but sometimes not. And with the
overtime you were working and gas you were buying to shuttle around and buy
her a specific scented candle from Pottery Barn, the amounts owed were big
money to young people getting started in life — the only people desperate
and dumb enough to take this kind of job. The housekeepers were apparently
thought to be less important and might go for months with no pay. "The icing
on that situation, though, was that a couple of years later, after the recession
hit full force, I saw an article about how even in Hollywood, where image
is everything, people were trying to not get stuck picking up a big bill
for a group anymore. She was widely quoted saying she was always finding
herself picking up the tab for her 'less successful' friends. I laughed out
loud, not only because she was almost certainly the least successful of her
friends and was often broke as a college student, but because if [only] it
were somehow true and that was how she was spending her money while her
housekeeper couldn't buy food for her family." —Lauren, 32
Christine
Peters
97. REFINERY
29 06/08 **#4**
The Drug-Mule Diaries: "I had the pleasure (sarcasm) of being the assistant
for a rock star who was most prevalent in the '90s. My most insane task was
basically to be his drug mule. He’d have me go all around town, picking
up and delivering drugs. I was always scared shitless that I’d get killed
by some drug dealer or arrested. But that’s not even the worst part.
"Sometimes, to mess with me, he’d have me dress up in costume to pick
up the goods. One time, that included a full-on Girl Scout costume. I’m
a dude, and yes, I still did it. He’d also have me scout goth chicks
on Model Mayhem. I’d have to tweet to them from fake Twitter accounts
and see if they’d want to hook up with my boss. As terrible as it sounds,
he was always pretty successful." —Mike, 27 Marilyn
Manson
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#1**
This married former B list mostly television actor from a recently ended
hit network show left his wife at home for an after party he attended this
weekend and instead was openly with another man. They seemed to know each
other very very well.
Matthew
Morrison "Glee" (Tony Awards)
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#2**
I’m sure there has been lots of drama at this former reality star’s
house this week. His wife probably dislikes being reminded of his relationship
with a male co-star from that same show. That relationship is kind of front
and center this week.
Show: "American Idol"
Reality star: Kris Allen (wife: Katy O'Connell)
Other reality star: Adam Lambert
Dating
closeted celebrities
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#3**
This B list mostly television actress who just had her show canceled even
though it has been ages since any new episodes had aired, is fighting a battle
with a man who says he is the father of her baby and not the actor everyone
assumed was the father.
Show:
"Hart of Dixie"
Actress: Rachel Bilson
Actor not the father: Hayden Christensen
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress works a lot, but is best known for
her long running network show that recently set a trend for that network
when it comes to other past hit shows from the network. Our actress was at
an event the other day and was a shell of her former self. Always slim, she
has lost so much weight that people were afraid she would pass out just from
the effort of walking the red carpet.
Mary
Lynn Rajskub "24"/The LA Launch Of LYCOS Life And The LYCOS Life
Project
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#5**
This A list in her mind singer/actress/diva who admittedly does have A+ list
name recognition, got into a bit of trouble this past week all because she
backed out of spending the night with the person who wrote the check for
a recent appearance she made. She did keep the money though.
Jennifer
Lopez (Mawazine World Rhythms International Music Festival in Rabat,
Morocco)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#6**
This former A list singer who is now an A-/B+ lister until she goes back
to what made her A list in the first place, is more over the top than usual
as she tries to hide some of the recent work she had done to her face.
Lady
GaGa
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#7**
This dual threat B list actress/singer who was on an almost network hit thinks
a baby will save her marriage. At this point, things are so bad it will be
close whether the couple will remain a couple to the due date.
Actress/singer:
Leighton Meester
Show: "Gossip Girl"
Husband: Adam Brody
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#8**
This A list singer/diva spent $35000 on wine in one night on herself. Three
bottles in three hours none of which was priced lower than $10K. By that
third bottle she could have probably been drinking Tickle Pink and would
not have known the difference. She was drinking alone on a balcony of her
hotel room. Hey, at least she had a nice view.
Mariah
Carey in Paris
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#9**
This married B list mostly movie actress who is not that great of an actress
(except for one small role she did in a comedy I love) but is really nice
to look at, apparently finally woke up and realized what a tool of an actor
husband she married and caught him cheating. She has been staying at a condo
rather than in the family home.
Megan
Fox "This is 40"/Brian Austin Green
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#10**
A woman has sold her story about being beaten almost to death by the significant
other of this Teen Mom. It sounds horrific.
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09 **#11**
#1- Apparently this alcoholic/drug addict B list celebrity is trying to get
in the good graces of her alcoholic/drug addict daughter who is a former
almost A list mostly movie actress because she has been lying about all the
projects her daughter has coming out. There are none.
Dina
Lohan/Lindsay Lohan
#2 – Age is catching up to this former B list mostly movie turned former A+ list mostly television actor offspring who decided to try a new designer drug. His heart stopped, not for the first time in his life but is predicted to make a full recovery. Hell, he will probably take the drug again. Charlie Sheen
#3 – Producers of this hit show on a network cable channel that doesn’t live up to his name were ticked that one of the lead actors from the show boxed them in a corner when he told fans that he was leaving the show. The producers and writers wanted to have more possibilities from a season ending cliffhanger. Just another reason they and every cast member are glad he is gone. Jake T. Austin/"The Fosters" (his character’s name is Jesus)
109.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/09
There is something very strange going on in a major U.S. hospital. The hospital
– which is in a large city that is not located on either coast –
sent memos to their staff very recently to remind them about their legal
obligation to adhere to HIPAA laws regarding patient security and
confidentiality. They sent out this memo just as one portion of the hospital
was cut off from the rest of the hospital with a series of barriers and guards.
No one is allowed behind the barriers except for the doctors and nurses who
are treating the patient. Who is the patient? It’s a baby! A very young,
black baby who is being treated in the NICU (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit).
Yes, it is the baby of a celebrity. However, the parent/s are not in the
hospital with the baby. The identity of the baby and the parent/s will be
released in a very big announcement if and when the baby is stable enough.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s baby born to surrogate
(she
was going to announce is on Monday but instead announced that she is a
vegan)
110. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 06/09
Our blind item recently picked up a Las Vegas residency. She is also going
through a bitter divorce, but that hasn’t stopped her brother from planning
to reveal on national television that their mother practices witchcraft.
"——‘- brother and his wife found some shit in their mother’s
house and quickly moved out" ~source. The pop stars blind items brother is
blaming their mother’s religious rituals for his oldest sister contracting
HIV. "——-‘s brother and wife got so shook when they were staying
with his mother. He and his wife moved out the country. He’s going to
do a television interview and air out the whole family." Mariah
Carey
111. BRAPPP
06/09
What do you do when you’re a hot new director fresh on the scene and
you’ve just directed a highly anticipated reboot and scored the helm
on a sequel in a highly anticipated franchise? Well, you self-destruct on
drugs and ego, of course! This director is in his early thirties and fairly
talented. His first film was a low-budget blockbuster that was a smash hit.
Producers and studio bosses were so impressed that they offered the director
a highly sought after job. The film has turned out okay (it’ll be released
soon), but his behaviour and drug use on the set has lost him the sequel
to that reboot and the sequel in another franchise.
Director:
Josh Trank
Reboot:
"Fantastic Four"
Sequel:
"Star Wars"
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#1**
This former A list tweener turned celebrity who has had multiple drug and
booze issues since leaving the family business behind, is back boozing in
a big way again. The former tweener gave up using a glass about halfway through
the evening and was walking around an event with the bottle of booze in his
hand. He finished almost the entire liter bottle by himself.
Joe
Jonas
(Tequila
Herradura Ultra Launch Party At The Bootsy Bellows Pop-Up)
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#2**
This B- list reality star who is in a singing family leaves her house everyday
around 2pm to go buy crack from the same dealer she has been buying from
for the past three months. She had a drug problem back in the day but now
it consumes her life. Well, that and hoping for a solo career.
Tamar
Braxton (mysteriously dropped out of her performance at L.A.
Pride)
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#3**
This celebrity offspring had her own reality show back in the day. She got
it because of the family name. It is an A list name and the offspring will
never be as famous as the father. Apparently the father and wife whatever
number she is, have been fat shaming our former reality star to the point
where she spends half the time binging and the other purging depending on
whether she is going to see her famous dad. Her health and self-esteem are
a wreck.
Celebrity: Tommy Hilfiger
Offspring: Ally Hilfiger
Show: "Rich Girls"
Event: Grazie
Cinema Series Launch
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#4**
Our favorite Disney tweener who in a few short months will be legal, has
been seeing a hypnotherapist. Normally I would not post anything about
someone’s therapy, but our tweener has been sharing with many of her
friends everything that I am sharing here. Apparently our tweener believes
she has had numerous past lives where she presumably did not make bad television
or take over a party with her hair and makeup people, to be the only one
posing on the beach in a bikini while the 100 or so A list guests just stood
and watched in disbelief. Can you believe that each time our actress goes
to hypnotherapy another past life is discovered. Keeps her coming back for
more I guess.
Bella
Thorne
(Joel
Silver’s Memorial Day Party)
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#5**
A former boyfriend of this openly gay B+ list country singer is selling a
story with photos of the country singer with a retired former A+ list NFL
player who had a fling with the country singer back when the NFL player was
just a rookie.
B+ list country singer: Ty Herndon
Former A+ list NFL player: Troy Aikman
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#6**
When this A list mostly television actor turned probably a B+ list mostly
movie actor since his show recently ended, went to rehab. He ended up not
just hooking up with someone, but apparently developing something more serious.
She was in rehab longer than our actor and since she got out, they have been
seeing each other as often as possible. His girlfriend is not happy. She
thought she was going to get her boyfriend back and how he used to be.
Jon
Hamm ("Mad Men")/Jennifer Westfeldt
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#7**
It was one thing for our favorite foreign born B+ singer/part-time actress
to have sex for the role. It was the way she acted like she was enjoying
it with the studio head that got her the better scene opposite the star.
Rita
Ora
(probably
Harvey Weinstein "Southpaw")
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#8**
One of the co-stars of this incredibly popular HGTV series hooked up his
male co-star with one of his teen model girlfriends so the co-star could
try and slow the roll of all the gay stories that are being written about
him. I still don’t know why he won’t come out. No one cares, not
the fans and especially no one at HGTV. Jonathan Scott and/or Drew Scott
"Property Brothers"
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10 **#9**
The main subject to each of these blinds is a former celebrity turned A-
list reality star turned B list celebrity who fades a little more each day.
That kills her. Holly Madison
#1 -Took photos of a co-worker doing drugs and showed them to the boss which got the co-worker fired. Never mind that our subject had been doing drugs and invited the co-worker to do them and that is when the photos were snapped.
#2- Left the reality show for what she claims was love but was the lure of what she thought was going to be twice as much money as she was making from her boss and a possible marriage. She looked like an idiot when the guy wouldn’t pay and she had to split with him after moving away from LA to be with him and telling the tabloids it was love. Criss Angel
#3 – She cheated on the guy she was living with. The person she cheated
with is a former A list television actor from two simultaneous network hits
who still makes a very good living on television, just not as an actor. She
got pregnant and had a miscarriage but didn’t tell the actor for three
months and kept milking money from him to help pay for her future life with
their child.
Actor: Barry Williams
Shows: "The Brady Bunch" (1969 - 1974) and "The Brady Kids" (1972 - 1973)
Currently: "A Very Barry Branson"
Show they did together in 2007: "40 Smokin' On-Set Hookups"
121. MR.
X 06/10 **#1**
This B-list mostly television actress who’s a one-sitcom wonder and
hasn’t had a hit since (mainly because she’s a nightmare to work
with and she’s not that great of an actress) was carried out of an American
Film Institute gala a few nights ago because she was beyond drunk. There’s
been whispers that she might file for bankruptcy because she found out that
she has zero money in her bank account after donating boatloads of cash to
that slimy sect she has belonged to for decades.. hence the drinking.
Jenna
Elfman/"Dharma & Greg" (Scientology)
122. MR.
X 06/10 **#2**
What closeted MTV reality star/host had a one night stand last month with
that closeted B/C-list mostly television actor whose show recently ended?
Needless to say, the actor’s boyfriend wasn’t too happy about it.
Television actor: Darren Criss "Glee"
123. MR.
X 06/10 **#3**
What D-list former tweener is charging $75 for meet and greets for gigs at
clubs/bars/festivals that he’s basically doing for free? One guess on
where that money goes.
Aaron
Carter
124.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/10 **#1**
This celebrity gave birth to a baby within the past year or so. Her relationship
with her significant other is a bit shaky and their troubles are exacerbated
by him constantly challenging her loyalty. The latest accusation he has thrown
into the mix is about the child. He doesn’t think the child looks enough
like him and is asking her repeatedly whether or not he is really the father.
She assures him that he is the father, but he asks the same question the
next day anyway. He is not keeping this challenge close to home, either.
Lately he has taken to sending photos of the child and himself as a baby
to his friends, asking them if they think the baby is his! Kourtney Kardashian
& Scott Disick
125.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/10 **#2**
There is a man who could be elected President of the United States in 2016.
We happen to know two very private things about him that he definitely does
NOT want you to know! The first is that he had a hair transplant. He has
always been fussy about his hair, and when it started thinning, his wife
encouraged him to do something about it. He had the work done several years
ago. The second secret is also about his head. Are you ready for this? His
scalp is tattooed! This happened around the same time as the hair transplant
and was meant to supplement the appearance of a full head of hair. He was
complaining after the transplant that his hair still didn’t look lush
enough. So his wife convinced him to have part of his scalp tattooed to look
like he has more hair. The tattoo is slightly darker than his hair and gives
the illusion that his hair provides more coverage than it actually does.
No, we’re NOT kidding. One final note: Apparently, the combination of
procedures was so painful for him that he was mad at his wife for several
weeks afterward for talking him into it!
126. BRAPPP
06/10
This A-list rapper is pretty much non-existent in his A-list reality star
wife’s life at this point. With the exception of a few set-up photos,
he’s always elsewhere with another man. Kanye West (Olivier
Rousteing)/Kim Kardashian
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#1**
This A+ list designer is cheating on his long time husband with a 20 something
male model.
Tom
Ford (husband: Richard Buckley)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#2**
CMT AWARDS: What celebrity offspring was freaking out because her lips were
still really swollen from a procedure the day before the show. She had a
tough time pronouncing words without slurring.
Rumer
Willis
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor who was in one of the best movies of
all time, has threatened to quit the new network show in which is he is starring
because of the diva behavior of the female lead. The lighting and hair and
makeup are taking twice as long as normal and he is tired of always waiting
an hour for her to be ready for even something as simple as a 30 second
scene.
Actor:
Ray Liotta
Best movie: "Goodfellas"
Diva: Jennifer Lopez
Show: "Shades of Blue"
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#4**
After finally getting his life back on track, this former A- list mostly
television actor who got fired from a long running network show, is putting
it all in danger. He was spotted buying a little white bag of powder while
overseas.
Gary Dourdan
"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" in Paris
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#5**
This B list mostly television teen actress who will quickly drop from that
perch if she does not land something big after her hit cable show ended,
says she was terrified at the way this former A list mostly movie actor was
acting towards her. The actor, who made his fame in television and now just
seems to have a lot of drug issues, was really aggressive when interacting
with the actress. The guy needs help.
Actress:
Keirnan Shipka ("Mad Men")
Actor: Chris Kattan
Event: Los Angeles Premiere Of Abramorama's "Live From New
York!"
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#6**
Apparently he must not be worried about his meal ticket leaving him because
the husband of this A list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy
that just does not seem as good this season, has been seeing someone on the
side. He thinks he is being discreet, but the paps are on to his game. Just
trying to get him in public doing something he has been keeping indoors for
now.
Kaley
Cuoco-Sweeting ("The Big Bang Theory")/Ryan Sweeting
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#7**
These two A+ list mostly movie actors who some say have hooked up in the
past, have joined forces with other like minded actors to bring down a
publication that one of the A+ listers says has been blackmailing him over
some not very flattering photos.
Actors:
Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley
Cooper
Magazine: Oops!
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#8**
Things were a little awkward last night when this B+ list mostly television
actress who recently ended a stint on a long running cable program that ended,
failed to show up for a screening of her new show. Apparently she and things
with her B+ list actor boyfriend are a little off right now. He says that
she is a jealous control freak. Well, considering they work together, this
should be fun.
Actress:
January Jones ("Mad Men")
Actor: Will Forte
New Show: "The Last Man On Earth"
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#9**
This A list Academy Award winning actress told a doorman at her hotel yesterday
to fuck off when he wished her a nice day. The drugs are really getting to
her.
Jennifer
Lawrence
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#10**
CMT AWARDS: Chances are good that this B+ list mostly television actor from
a hit cable show will not be invited back. Once again his drinking got the
best of him and he had to be separated from this former B list comic actor
who was trying to lecture our B+ lister about getting help.
B+
list actor: Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead")
B
list comic actor: Tom Arnold
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#11**
#1- Not that she really didn’t do it on screen already, kind of, but
there is a four minute scene of this celebrity offspring turned B+ list mostly
movie actress performing oral sex on her then boyfriend. From the angle it
looks as if he was recording it.
Dakota
Johnson "Fifty Shades of Grey"/Jordan Masterson or Matthew Hitt
#2- This foreign born former A+ list singer/musician when he was with
a group is still pretty good in his own projects. It took him two years but
he finally managed to have sex with the girlfriend of this foreign born one
hit wonder that the former A+ lister can’t stand.
Noel
Gallagher ("Oasis")/James Blunt (wife: Sofia Wellesley grand-daughter of
the 8th Duke of Wellington)
or
Liam
Gallagher ("Oasis")/Robbie Williams (wife: Ayda Field)
#3 – CMT Awards – This A+ list country singer is married. His wife was at the show last night, but he is probably wishing she had not been considering the comments she kept making about his cheating. Blake Shelton/Miranda Lambert
138. BRAPPP
06/11
The writer and the director of this hit movie are refusing to return for
any sequels, despite the possibility of earning a vast sum of money. They
cannot stand the author of the book on which the movie is based. "She’s
unbearable," says one insider. "She acts like they’re adapting ‘The
Great Gatsby’ and wants a transcription, rather than an adaptation."
Who is our author? E.L. James
Who is our writer? Kelly Marcel
Who is our director? Sam Taylor-Johnson
What is the movie/book? "Fifty Shades Darker" and "Fifty Shades
Freed"
139.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/11 #1
There’s ugliness and fighting behind the scenes of this famous band!
Management is already having a challenging time holding the group together.
They don’t want the any of the band members doing anything stupid to
exacerbate an already-difficult situation. So they have lectured them about
their public and private behaviors. However, one of the guys is not just
ignoring the advice: He’s defying it! Lots of late nights and risky
behavior and general tomfoolery. One of his bandmates, who tends to take
his career more seriously, does not think this behavior is the least bit
funny! Mr. Serious knows he needs to make as much money as he can while they
are together, and he doesn’t appreciate Mr. Tomfoolery messing with
his paycheck and possibly hastening the demise of the band. These two used
to be great friends, but right now they are at odds. We don’t know if
it will show up in public – as they tend to smile for the cameras –
but there is an awful lot of nastiness and snarling and name-calling behind
the scenes. Not all the time, but ten times more than before. If you ever
used to combine their names together because they were so close… now
may be the time to stop!
Band: "One Direction"
Mr. Serious: Harry Styles
Mr. Tomfoolery: Louis Tomlinson
Combined name: Larry Stylinson
140.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/11 **#2*
We hear a lot of crazy stories about music artists, but this juicy story
comes straight from the artist himself! This bad boy rapper is currently
dating a blonde model who has been linked to multiple famous men, including
athletes and movie stars and rappers. However, even someone as experienced
as she is may find it difficult to satisfy his sexual needs. He parties a
lot and frequently has to deal with hangovers. His remedy? "When I cum, it
kind of relieves everything. If I fuck, take a shower, throw up, shit, and
then take a shower again, I’m back to square one." He admitted that
once, when there were no girl around to help him with his hangover, he still
needed something to fuck. So, he fucked a watermelon. BONUS CLUE! The rapper
is white.
Machine
Gun Kelly/Amber Rose
141.
POPBITCH
06/12
Minglings between cast and crew on the set of the latest series of "Doctor
Who" are sparking some juicy rumours. But which one of the show’s younger
female stars (still in her teens) was recently taken by a senior exec to
Europe for an unsupervised "production reccie"?
Actress: Maisie Williams (also Arya Stark on "Game of Thrones")
Executive Producer: Brian Minchin
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#1**
This former A- list singer who got her fame because of her ex who probably
wrote all the songs that got her famous, is back on drugs in a big way.
Apparently every night she locks herself in her home with an arsenal of weapons
and has prearranged calls and rings and knocks each person must do before
they can speak to her or be allowed inside the home.
Courtney
Love
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#2**
Apparently they both have seen lawyers and now there just needs to be some
kind of financial settlement. That is where the problem is because she wants
an eight figure settlement. There was a prenup but this B- list now mostly
movie actress is playing hardball with her husband who is a foreign born
former A+ list mostly movie actor.
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award
winner/nominee, was at an event this week and was in a hotel bar. There she
was holding court with several other people while she drank wine and chain
smoked and every few minutes would take her turn doing a line of coke all
the while continuing a non-stop conversation. First time in the blinds for
her. Janet
McTeer (Princess Grace Foundation-USA NY Special Summer 2015 Screening of
REAR WINDOW)
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#4**
I’m not sure how this will possibly turn out well but this former reality
star turned A list singer turned B- lister, sent photos of herself and her
current boyfriend together in bed to her ex-boyfriend who is having quite
the past few months song wise. They had a bitter breakup and this is not
going to make things more friendly.
Jordin
Sparks (Sage the Gemini)/Jason Derulo
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#5**
KINDNESS: This A+ list mostly movie actress bought $250K worth of tickets
to her new movie to be passed out to summer programs for underprivileged
children. She also made the studio match her ticket purchase.
Sandra
Bullock "Minions"
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#6**
This married rapper turned B list mostly television actor on a long running
network show recently hooked up with this B+ list singer who insisted that
her girlfriend be there to watch. Yep, you read that right.
LL Cool J
("NCIS: Los Angeles" spinoff of
"NCIS")/Charli
XCX (City Of Hope's 11th Annual Songs Of Hope VIP Charity Event)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#7**
This B+ list actor alternates between movies and television since his last
network show went off the air a couple of seasons ago. Our actor has A list
name recognition and looks and is married. A chance encounter with his married
A+ list ex a few months ago has led to the pair carrying on a torrid affair
and even got him a movie role which is now going to star his ex. The actress
in the role currently is going to be fired.
Actor: Benjamin Bratt
Last network show: "Law & Order" and "Private Practice"
A+ list ex: Julia Roberts
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#8**
This C+ list movie and television actress who most of you have never heard
of but did have a nice run about a decade ago in both movies and television,
says she was fired from this recently cancelled cable moneymaker (for the
A list star of the show at least) because she hooked up with one of the married
male leads. Apparently she was supposed to have sex with the male A list
star of the show first if she wanted to have sex with any other men.
Actress: Jacqueline Obradors/"NYPD Blue" or Nicky Whelan/"Neighbors"
Cable show: "Franklin & Bash"
Married male lead: Breckin Meyer
A list star: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actor who recently saw his return to television
end which means he will actually have to go back to the movie world where
he has not had much luck. Anyway, our married actor has been trolling for
Instagram models and is telling them he is working on a new app and wants
their help. For sure he has met with one of the models who was texting the
actor and exchanging naked photos. Well, she sent him some and he did not
return the favor. They met in an office but there were no employees. It was
a desk and a pull out couch which the actor pulled out for their meeting.
Ashton Kutcher
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#10**
This foreign born actress who is probably C list but has B+ list name recognition
or even higher if you read the tabloids, has traded one form of escorting
for another. The only difference is that instead of having to jet to other
countries, she can do most of it in the US now. Oh, and she has to have sex
with her A list benefactor who pays her directly a monthly stipend and then
loans her out to his business partners and potential future partners.
Actress:
Sophie Monk
Benefactor:
Clint Eastwood
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12 **#11**
You would think that this particular position on a film set would not really
be all that scandalous. For the most part it isn’t, but there are enough
stories about enough of the people who do it for a living that chances are
good that if you need drugs or pills or some stolen botox, this job position
will probably have it. They know everything about everyone because of all
the time spent with actors and actresses and most of them if they have been
in the business long enough have also been to the homes of a lot of the actors
and actresses they deal with on a daily basis. They dish dirt and they make
their own dirt. A trend I have noticed over the past four or five years is
for these people to be personally requested in the contract of an actor or
actress. Generally, it is the actor who requests them. Gone are the days
when everyone on set would use the same person. Now, it is a status thing
to have your own which also necessitates hiring more and more which adds
to budgets. Why do the actors personally request their own? Well, how do
I put this delicately. Some of the people in this position do much more than
the job description that you would normally equate with this position. They
get paid for the job and then they get paid extra for the extra work they
are performing. Even though it is actors that are the ones who want this
service, men and women are equally in demand. This blind involves a woman
though. She has been personally requested several times over the past three
or four years. One of those times was by this Academy Award winner/nominee
who she helped in a movie in which he was nominated. He kept raving about
her to other people and soon she attracted the attention of a director. They
are the best to know. They can keep you working and also get you put in charge
of the whole department for their trained position. If you are put in charge,
it is one of the easiest ways to pick up an Academy Award. Anyway, this director
fell in love. He thinks it is love. She is just enjoying the ride. She went
from wanting more work to basically stopping work entirely because she knows
what this A+ list director wants and likes and she gives it to him all of
the time. The guy is like a kid in a candy store and wanders around after
her like a puppy dog while he spends thousands upon thousands of dollars
making sure she is always happy. Five years she was basically working for
reality television shows and then she landed the actor and made it to movies
and now she thinks she has made it super big. This is why the men and women
have changed the description of what their position provides and people are
clamoring to get a chance at one of the jobs. She is not alone, she just
happens to be the one I chose because of who she has managed to land and
land in the past.
Position: Costumer
Actor: Christoph Waltz (personal costumer)
Movie: "Django Unchained"
Director:
Quentin Tarantino
Woman:
Courtney Hoffman
153. BRAPPP
06/12
This former A-list reality star/radio personality’s monthly expenditure
for his hair system excel the cost of some of his fulltime staff. Howard
Stern
154.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/12 **#1**
These two actors used to work together on a TV series that ended in the aughts.
They are still good friends. However, fans have always desperately wanted
them to couple up in a real life romantic relationship. Well, we have good
news for those fans: Now that they are filming together again, their publicists
will be taking total advantage of you and your fantasy by creating a PR romance!
Expect many leaked reports of them dating, spending family time together,
holding hands, romantic dinners and weekend trips, paparazzi shots of the
two of them caught in secret intimate encounters, sneaking out of each
other’s trailers and hotel rooms, verbal "slips" about the nature of
their relationship, etc. We don’t think they will go as far as jewelry
teases, but you never know. Of course, their fans will go crazy over everything
and swear that they are really a couple. If you believed that Robsten was
real (which it was not), you will have no trouble believing that this PR
romance is real. The "couple" has cleared their plates of public significant
others, so the romantic scenario will seem very plausible. Plus, they are
good actors and good friends, so faking a romance will not be a totally alien
concept to them. This will start now, continue during filming, slow down
a little during post-production, and then ratchet up again before the release
in 2016 and before the DVD is released. Yes, you have a full year of teasing
and fake romance ahead. It will look believable… but you’ll know
the truth!
Actor:
David Duchovny
Actress: Gillian Anderson
Project: "X-Files"
155.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/12 **#2**
This pop star has been with the same guy since last year, and they seem happy
together. But is the relationship genuine? He has told friends that although
the pop star is pretty and nice, she is not smart enough for him. However,
he is staying the relationship because of his family history. Being with
a celebrity boosted his Dad’s profile and career, and he believes that
it will be good for his career as well.
Pop star: Britney Spears
Guy: Charlie Ebersol
Parents: Dick Ebersol/Susan Saint James
156.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/12 **#3**
This very famous actress is just coming off another round of plasticizing
herself. We didn’t think it was possible for her to get any more
mannequin-like… but she’s done it! We don’t know why she has
to mess with her look. When she burst onto the scene years ago in that zany
movie in the 1980s, she was so naturally beautiful, yet she keeps returning
to the knife and the needle like she’s addicted to them. Isn’t
having one addict in the family enough? Nicole Kidman ("Dead Calm")/Keith
Urban
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit network show on a crowded
night for great television, is married, but it has not stopped him from enjoying
some of the escorts in this out of the country city where he is filming.
The one he has been with several times sure does look a lot like his co-star.
Guess he has a type.
Actor:
Tony Goldwyn
Filming:
"The Belko Experiment" in Bogota, Colombia
Show: "Scandal"
Co-star: Kerry Washington
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#2**
He is supposed to be married and expecting a baby with his wife. Then why
on earth does this foreign born A list dual threat actor go out with different
women almost every night. Usually blondes.
Benedict
Cumberbatch
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13 **#3**
There was a huge fight last night between two actresses who have never been
in a blind. One of the actresses involved is probably a C+ lister. About
a decade ago she was pretty close to A list because she was on a network
comedy as a lead for a few years. Her opponent last night is probably A-
list. Long list of credits and she has been the lead in multiple network
shows and been the female lead in some big movies. Everyone knows her name
although you would be hard pressed to spell it. The higher listed actress
is convinced that the lower rated actress had an affair with our A listers
ex-husband while the A lister was married to him. They have not seen each
other though since it happened and there was definitely some actual attempts
at hand to hand combat last night when the A lister spotted her.
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#1**
This A- list reality star was at least coherent for this meet and greet but
he probably spent his entire appearance fee on the amount of drugs he was
using during the party.
Scott
Disick "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#2**
As much as she is photographed, at some point this A+ list reality star is
going to have to admit to using a surrogate. Kim Kardashian
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actress who has a new gig after her long running
network show recently ended, finally caught her boyfriend cheating and kicked
him out of her house.
Lea
Michele ("Glee")/"Scream
Queens"
(took him back for a few more months though)
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#4**
This A- list network reality star who is a former A+ list singer (while in
a group) kept her head down at dinner the other night while her husband berated
her for ten minutes in front of a room full of people.
Mel
B (Scary Spice "Spice Girls") ("The X Factor")
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#1**
This foreign born B list singer who has scored multiple number one songs
and goes by one name, hooked up this past weekend out of town with a married
talk show host who usually sticks to groupies. Maybe this one is more
serious.
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#2**
This foreign born A list model who is now beginning to also act held up a
recent photoshoot until her assistant could get back to the set with some
coke. I thought she had given it up.
Cara
Delevingne
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit network show that was
a complete surprise to most, is out of the country and left his wife behind.
He is taking advantage of the positive publicity since he is usually on the
PR defensive. He is cheating up a storm.
Terrence
Howard "55th Monte Carlo TV Festival"
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#4**
This former Disney tweener was big on the tweener world and she thinks she
is just as big in the real world of acting too. At a premiere this week,
the former tweener who is almost legal was the biggest star at the premiere
and acted like it. She is not even 18 yet but refused to pose with fans and
demanded to have an empty seat on either side of her and behind her at the
screening of the movie.
Bella
Thorne "Scream" premiere
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#5**
KINDNESS: In contrast to the behavior of the actress in #4, one of her former
co-stars who has also done network reality television spent hours over the
weekend participating in multiple charity events and lots of one on one time
with the people she was there to support. She was matched in her time spent
by this MTV actress who could be in a kindness blind once a month because
of all the work she does for charities and people.
Former co-star:
Zendaya
"Shake It Up!" and "Dancing With the Stars"
Events: "Children
Mending Heart's 7th Annual Empathy Rocks Fundraiser" and
"LadyLike Foundation
7th Annual Women Of Excellence Scholarship Luncheon"
MTV actress:
Holland
Roden
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#6**
There was just something super creepy about this B list mostly television
actor who has been a lead or recurring character on network shows (made his
name in long running network hit) for almost three decades, hitting on women
in their late teens and early 20’s. He is almost three times their age.
It might also be why his last marriage crashed and burned.
Steven
Weber ("Wings")
Children
Mending Heart's 7th Annual Empathy Rocks Fundraiser
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#7**
These two Ladies Of London are competing for the same guy. He is married.
One of the Ladies is also supposedly in a relationship so she probably
doesn’t care.
Caprice
Bourret (Ty Comfort)/Noelle Reno
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#8**
At a music festival this weekend there was a question whether this back on
the booze permanent A lister was going to be able to perform. An hour before
the show most people would have said no, but come showtime there was something
in him that turned on and he managed to deliver.
Billy
Joel "Bonnaroo"
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#9**
This former B list mostly movie actress who is still gorgeous and is in big
danger of dropping if she does not go back to work soon, is addicted to some
pain killers she was prescribed after giving birth. She has had some addiction
issues before and this is getting out of hand now. Eva Mendes
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#10**
She might be willing to be a beard and she does look good doing it, but this
B+ list mostly television actress most recently seen on a hit pay cable show
has a tough time with the details. A reporter interviewing her caught her
in some of the lies about how she met her celebrity boyfriend. Olivia
Munn ("The Newsroom")/Aaron Rodgers
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15 **#11**
While her co-stars have been having a ridiculous amount of fun over the past
week, the so called star of the almost television show has been quietly holed
up in her hotel room. Yes, she does what she is supposed to and makes press
appearances and promotes the heck out of the show. When she is not working
though, she is right back to her hotel room. No interaction with anyone.
She rarely goes out with any of her co-stars even to dinner. They all pose
happily together for social media shots and she is always gone. It didn’t
use to be like this. There is nothing horrible that happened to her, physically
anyway. Emotionally though she was devastated beyond belief at some of the
things she experienced when she dated this former A list tweener. She thought
he was one person and he was when he was with her. The thing is though, he
ended up spending more and more time away from her because he enjoyed using
drugs far more than spending time with her. He told her this. He also told
her at one point they would be together forever and she turned down a movie
when he said they should go get married. Instead he was off doing drugs.
Once he came clean so to speak about his drug issues he started taking her
with him when he would go out. She says she saw some things she never wants
to see again and things that made her never want to go out with anyone or
be anywhere when there was a chance drugs would be around. Instead, she just
sits in her hotel room or apartment. Alone. Natasha Lyonne ("Orange Is
the New Black")/Edward Furlong
175.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/15 **#1**
If you were recently disappointed by the finale of a hit television show,
you’ll definitely want to hear this! Other hot stars in his same age
group have a dozen projects in the pipeline. Yet, one of the hottest young
actors in the world has nowhere to go and nothing to do. That’s weird.
He has absolutely NOTHING in the pipeline. Even his costars have at least
a project or two on the side, but he has nothing. Nothing in pre. Nothing
in post. If his tenure on this hit television show was really over, his very
competent agents would have been lining up multiple projects for him months
ago. That is, unless our young actor is playing a little game of his own…
Kit Harington (Jon Snow’s death on "Games of Thrones")
176.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/15 **#2**
This actress is young and pretty and has a ton of film projects lined up.
She would be pretty happy right now… if it wasn’t for the chronic
interference of a certain older actress! Our younger actress is blanching
under the control-freak behavior of the older. You see, she is dating the
older actress’ ex, and the older actress just can’t seem to let
go of controlling him. A couple of weeks ago, the older actress texted her
ex about what he was wearing to some event. She then told him what she thought
he should be wearing. Uh oh. It may sound like a minor thing, but the first
actress simply lost it! She exclaimed "Oh, for fuck’s sake!", grabbed
his cell phone, and threw the phone halfway across the room (where it hit
the padded headboard and bounced unharmed onto the bed). She then yelled
at her boyfriend and asked him, "Is she your Mommy? No? Then stop letting
her ‘Mommy’ you!"
Young Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Her Boyfriend: Chris Martin
Older Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
177.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/15 **#3**
Fans of this young singer are hoping that he is changing his mind and coming
back. Nope! It’s not HIS decision. He was fired. Plus, he still isn’t
clean, he isn’t on the upcoming album, and his ex-friends don’t
even want him back. It sounds harsh, but it’s true. They don’t
miss his drama. So, abandon all hope, kids. It’s not going to happen…
except for maybe one guest appearance during the finale tour.
Zayn
Malik "One Direction"
178.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/15 **#4**
When you saw an actress bravely walk through a long, grueling scene wearing
only her birthday suit, many of you were impressed. Sorry to disappoint you,
but it wasn’t her! While it was our actress in the close-up scenes,
the full body scenes were shot using a body double. Our actress actually
does have an enviable physique, but she felt she was not at her physical
best to do the scene at the time it was shot. Our actress and the producers
saw more than a dozen body doubles before choosing one. Although they could
have gone for an"improved" version (e.g. bigger boobs or a smaller waist)
they chose someone whose body proportions closely resemble our actress’
natural body. The head of our actress was added on via CGI in post-production.
Lena
Headey’s nude scene in "Games of Thrones"
179.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/15 **#5**
This young couple announced the end of their relationship, insisting that
the parting was amicable and that there was no drama. Ha! It was ALL drama
ALL the time with her! While we don’t know if she is actually mentally
unstable, she certainly acted that way during much of their relationship.
The girl couldn’t go a week without throwing a screaming, crying, ranting
fit about something! Here is another bit of info that you will not read
elsewhere: They actually broke up several months ago but didn’t announce
it until now because she wasn’t ready. He accommodated her wishes rather
than risk another meltdown. He is very happy to be out of that mess. He is
also grateful to producers for accommodating him in splitting them up between
two television shows so they don’t have to work together anymore. Good
thing they had that option available!
Actor:
Evan Peters
Actress:
Emma Roberts
TV Show/s:
"American Horror Story" and "Scream Queens"
180. BRAPPP
06/15
It’s a little known fact that this book series was originally based
on fan fiction. It garnered popularity quickly online and the author retooled
(barely) her books into the now popular series. The books are still rife
with plagiarism, from characters to line-for-line dialogue, but it’s
not enough for any of the pissed off parties (and they are pissed) to sue.
The movie based on the books flopped and they’re currently working on
a new version in a different medium. Our author is said to be an absolute
thug on set and online. She will literally email and harass you under false
names, comment on your articles with alter egos and use her ‘star’
as an instrument to bully those who attack her.
Cassandra
Clare "The Mortal Instruments"
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#1**
This former Gossip Girl actress who is lucky to still be acting after what
she did on the show, couldn’t wait for a waiter to finish taking the
order of some people and went up to him while he was at another table and
told him he needed to come to her table right that second. No smile, no thank
you, just told him he needed to. Her boyfriend let her do it and didn’t
seem to mind. Everyone else was shocked at her behavior.
Jessica
Schzor/Scotty McKnight
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#2**
This boyfriend of an A+ list singer is out the door for now. Never has there
been a more diva boyfriend with his demands. He already makes more than all
of the bodyguards and wants even more.
Charlie
Ebersol/Britney Spears (and six days later the split was made
official)
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#3**
When his last attempt at a relationship with a woman ended because she found
someone she actually wanted to be with, this foreign born B list actor who
made his fame in a hit pay cable show thought he found someone new. A lot
of press just like his last two day relationship but nothing of substance.
It is just his PR team throwing out names and hoping one of the women will
accept the offer.
Actor: Alexander Skarsgård
Cable show: "True Blood"
Last relationship:
Margot
Robbie
New relationship:
Alexa
Chung
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#4**
This Real Housewife is trying to get a government grant for her new side
project. She doesn’t want to use her millions and is trying to get the
federal government to give her the money under a program where she does get
to keep all the profits.
Nene
Leakes/clothing store (renovation of Atlantic City)
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#5**
One thing that this former A list mostly television actress who is now a
part-time reality star with A+ list name recognition, requires is no recording
when she is having sex for money. Well, this past weekend the guy secretly
recorded it and he has been sharing. Apparently it is some very very rough
sex.
Pamela
Anderson
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#6**
This B list model didn’t care that her A list model/part-time actor
boyfriend was always cheating on her. What drove her over the edge and into
a split though was when she found out he had sex with this celebrity chef.
Our female model didn’t think the chef was worthy of the affair and
that was the end of the relationship.
Shanina
Shaik/Tyson Beckford/Giada De Laurentiis
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#7**
This always in trouble OITNB actress is attempting to settle a dispute before
it goes public in a lawsuit. All I know is that it involves another woman,
a jump rope and an empty whiskey bottle.
Taryn
Manning
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#8**
You have to give him credit for trying to save his marriage. This A+ list
mostly movie actor has been attending multiple AA meetings each day. I
don’t know how good it will do though once he is back shooting away
from the wife and kids. He refuses to have a sober companion.
Ben
Affleck/Jennier Garner
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#9**
This former tweener turned B+ list supposedly sober singer was sitting in
the back of The Abbey this weekend drinking cocktails out of plastic cups
just as fast as they could be delivered. Joe Jonas
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#10**
A very uncomfortable dinner for the dining companions of this former A list
television actress turned A list movie actress turned failed television actress.
She and her husband got into a fight about the way he was cooking something
on the grill and then she smashed her wine glass down on the ground and yelled
before walking away. Five minutes later she came back out and said everything
was fine and that she was just tired.
Katherine
Heigl/Josh Kelley
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16 **#11**
What do you do if you are an A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee and you fall in love? You go out, you show them off,
you be happy. Not this actress. She has always lived a closeted life. Those
closest to her know. She has gone out with guys and even has had sex with
them and once even married one, but it is just not her thing. She landed
some of the hottest guys in the world. Well, it looked like it from the outside.
About 14 months ago she fell in love. Quickly. The woman in question does
not have any kids. Young. Yeah, kind of a lot young. College aged young.
Still going to college but living with our actress. She does not get to go
out much with the actress unless she is pretending to be something she is
not. Our actress is in love but refuses to come out. She thinks fans and
the roles she gets will disappear. I think everyone likes to think it
wouldn’t happen to her, but it would. So, she stays closeted. She is
happy though which is great for her. She just feels for her partner who wants
to be happy and free. Sandra Bullock
192.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/16 **#1**
This famous film actor is in a really awkward position. He has always supported
a certain political party and been very vocally and financially supportive
of whichever lead candidate they choose. However, we hear that he has a big
problem (although we don’t know exactly the problem is) with one of
the party’s leading candidates, and is balking on supporting them. This
puts him in an odd position. If he speaks up and opposes the candidate, he
would likely be branded as anti-whatever and a traitor to his party. He will
alienate himself from everyone he knows… and possibly hurt his own chances
for employment in the future. However, if he stays quiet – but fails
to donate or fund raise like he has in the past – people will certainly
notice the dramatic difference and will question him on it. So, if he wants
to stay in the good graces of the Hollywood community, our actor may have
to vocally support, donate to, and fund-raise for a candidate he really
doesn’t want to be president!
Actor:
George Clooney
Candidate:
Hillary Clinton
His
problem with the candidate: He called her the most polarizing candidate in
politics during the Benghazi scandal
193.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/16 **#2**
This pretty actress is is one of the stars of a film that is currently in
theaters. She is probably best known for her starring role in a franchise.
What is less well known is that she slept with the cute actor who played
her brother while filming the franchise.|
Actress:
Current Film:
Franchise:
194.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/16 **#3**
This young actor has had a crush on this actress he works with for a while.
They are about the same age. He heard her talking one day about how much
she was looking forward to eventually settling down. She didn’t talk
about it from the perspective of getting married and having kids. She talked
about it from the perspective of wanting to be home long enough to get a
puppy! He decided to surprise her. He picked out a puppy at a pet store and
brought it to her home. We believe he intended to give her the puppy and
then ask her out on a date. However, instead of being delighted with the
gift, she backed away, puzzled. She couldn’t understand why this guy
she wasn’t particularly close to was at her home and giving her this
gift. "How did you get my address? You bought a puppy at a pet store? Why
would you do that? I don’t have time to take care of a puppy!" His plan
did not go well. It was just a little too personal and a little too weird
for her. She rejected the gift, he gave the puppy away, and she has been
avoiding him ever since.
195. BRAPPP
06/16
This genre writing legend is in her mid-80s but that certainly hasn’t
erased any of her legendary bitterness. She still occasionally attends
conventions and if you ever get a chance, ask her thoughts about that other
younger genre writing legend. One friends of ours did and received a response
from the bitter battleaxe that was described as ‘stunning’ and
‘cruel.’
Older genre writing legend: Ursula K. Le Guin (author of "A Wizard of
Earthsea")
Younger genre writing legend: J. K. Rowling ("Harry Potter")
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actor who was a teen actor before there was such
a thing, is supposedly sober and really needs to be. He is filming in the
middle of nowhere right now and has not been very subtle when it comes to
trying to buy drugs from people.
Shia
LaBeouf/filming "American Honey" in Bennington, Nebraska
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#2**
For someone who claims to have given up drugs, this foreign born, permanent
A list super model sure was doing a lot of coke at a party in her honor this
week.
Kate
Moss
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#3**
This B+ list actress who stars on an almost television show and comes from
an acting family has both of the guys she is dating convinced they are the
only one. This week though may have seen her permanently busted because one
of the guys was photographed at an event she was attending and the other
one called her out on it.
Actress: Kate Mara
Show: "House of Cards"
Guys: Jamie Bell and
Max
Minghella
Event: Max Mara Celebrates Kate Mara - The 2015 Women In Film Max Mara Face
Of The Future
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#4**
The teen daughter of this permanent A+ list foreign born celebrity couple
is in rehab for bulimia. Tough expectations to live up to in that house.
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#5**
KINDNESS: This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who also is in a
long running web series does not seem foreign born at all. The actress talks
a lot about charitable things, but she is more than just talk. She gave the
entire salary she earned from her last movie to a children’s hospital
so they could remodel a waiting area for the siblings of the patients to
hang out because often they will be at the hospital 10-12 hours at a time
while the sick siblings are visited by the parents.
Malin
Akerman
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#6**
A little war between these two bff celebrities. One is a former singer turned
reality star who stalks an A list rapper. The other is an actress on a show
you have never watched but is more famous for a now ex-boyfriend and is probably
a B+ list celebrity. Anyway, our B+ lister made some money spending time
out of town with a guy recently and the singer/reality star/stalker was ticked
off because she says the guy was hers even though she says her stalkee is
her boyfriend. All complicated. If the friendship does fracture though, at
least the fallout will be so good. Lots of juice.
Reality
star: Christina Milian
A list rapper: Lil Wayne
B+ list celebrity: Karrueche Tran ("Single Ladies" on VH1)
Ex-boyfriend: Chris Brown
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#7**
This foreign born former A list network reality star swears he will never
return to the show that made him famous, but with his efforts at his own
shows not moving forward and his prospects diminishing rapidly, chances are
good he will return sooner rather than later.
Maksim
Chmerkovskiy "Dancing With the Stars"
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#8**
This married former A list network reality star from an A list network reality
show that was very long running and very touching still does reality, but
a totally different kind. Doing some promo work away from home recently he
hooked up with two 20 year old porn stars he met at a bar. Pretty much par
for the course for this guy.
Reality star: Ty Pennington
Touching reality show: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"
Current reality show: "American Diner Revival"
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#9**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor who makes his living now in a
franchise, made his fame in one installment of a franchise. On a flight this
week he was seated next to a woman and they were engaged in some under the
blanket activity. They got busted by a flight attendant. Our actor pleaded
ignorance, but the flight attendant pointed down and our actor had his fly
open and manhood out. Sam Worthington "Terminator Salvation"/"Avatar";
Chris Hemsworth "Star Trek"/"Thor"; Theo James "Underworld:
Awakening"/"Divergent"
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#10**
This former Hills star is so broke that he is having to borrow money from
a sibling just to make rent but pretends to be living a wealthy lifestyle.
Justin Bobby Brescia; Brody Jenner
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17 **#11**
#1 – This former A list tweener who was a dual threat singer/actress
is now an adult and failed in singing and so far has not done well acting.
She hates her former tweener co-star because the tweener co-star slept with
the at the time B+ list boyfriend of our former A lister. Hey, that B+ lister
slept with a ton of people. But, not the former A list tweener who was saving
herself for marriage at the time.
Former A list tweener: Hilary Duff
Co-star: Lalaine
Show: "Lizzie McGuire"
B+ lister boyfriend: Frankie Muniz
#2 – This B list mostly movie actress who got her start on television, but thankfully does not seem to act much any longer, got into a huge fight with her business partner/lover. Now their company is on the skids and our B lister’s husband is bailing her out. Again. Jessica Biel "Au Fudge"/Justin Timberlake
#3 – This foreign born A+ list singer bought a house in LA. She spent almost $1M renovating it. It has two bedrooms down from 6. The rest of the house are some bathrooms, a kitchen and a three story 10,000 square foot closet with her clothes and shoes. Oh, they didn’t all fit.
207.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/17 **#1**
This actress is currently starring in a big hit movie. She recently had an
awkward encounter with an actor she had not seen in a few years. He asked
how her family was doing. She told him that she, her husband, and the rest
of her family were fine. He then remarked something to the effect of "Oh!
I’m surprised you’re still with [husband]. You know, because of…
umm…" Our actress quickly snapped, "Because of what? Because he’s
gay? You know, that is SO insulting! He is NOT gay, and I don’t want
to hear it anymore!"
Actress: Bryce Dallas Howard
Hit Movie: "Jurassic World"
Husband: Seth Gabel
208.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/17 **#2**
This film actor has never been a happy person. When he got together with
this actress, though, they both thought that being a couple changed that
for him. Not everyone was convinced that being in love was the cure for his
unhappiness. Her friends all warned her about his temper. She was dismissive
about it, saying that those sorts of episodes were in his past, and that
he would never hurt her, etc. However, even if she didn’t acknowledge
it, that concern must have been in the back of her mind when she took steps
to protect her child/ren from him. Sure enough, he could not suppress his
anger. In the past few months, old flashes of his personality started
showing… and she got very nervous. He became more controlling, more
jealous, more easily agitated. There were quick bursts of rage when someone
annoyed him or betrayed him or when a business deal didn’t work out.
If she was in the room, he took it out on her. He always apologized for these
outbursts and told her that it would not happen again. She assured him that
she forgave him and believed him… but she didn’t mean it anymore.
She had finally realized that he was incapable of keeping his promises. She
broke it off with him a few weeks ago. She is both upset and relieved that
the relationship is over. Her friends are just relieved that she and the
child/ren are safe.
Sean
Penn/Charlize Theron
209. WINE
& SASS 06/17
Recent headlines revealed a blind item we wrote last year about this A-List
mostly television actor and how he was in a 15-year wallowing tail spin over
his split with this B-List celebrity. I'm too lazy to go through the archives
and grab the link, but to summarize, he hasn't had a relationship since the
ink was dry on their divorce papers and his family was concerned about how
stuck he was. Things came to a head in the last couple of weeks, and now
everyone knows how deeply he's holding onto his ex, and it's really quite
sad. His family has asked for her help in getting him back on track, and
she has refused because she thinks it will only encourage him to keep hanging
on to hope even though she's been with her new husband, this B-List mostly
movie actor, for almost 15 years. It's very, very sad because the A-Lister
could have any woman he wants, and has a lot of projects lined up, but this
could be a huge bottoming out. No one seems to be able to get through to
him. John Stamos/Rebecca Romijn/Jerry O'Connell
210. BRAPPP
06/17
This actor has just hit A-list out of the stratosphere and he seems like
one of the nicest guys around, right!?! Well, I do struggle to support the
‘nice guys’ in Hollywood because it’s frequently revealed
to me that they’re secretly scum that worship devils, eat babies and
have affairs with underage strippers – this guy seems to be different,
though. Firstly, he’s not really a Hollywood guy. He works and lives
there for his career, but his plans are to leave Hollywood when he’s
in the right place career wise. He has a wife and a child/children, so he
doesn’t see what Hollywood can offer him beyond a career. It’s
the smartest attitude I’ve seen taken to Hollywood and one that is far
too rare, but whether he sticks to that. Secondly, he’s a church-going,
American patriot that rarely involves himself in politics but always involves
himself in charitable work. He’s working with another A-list church-going,
American patriot and they’re said to be getting along greatly. Thirdly,
I’ve not heard a single rumour about an affair or diva behaviour, despite
the fact his TV A-list co-star is an envious diva bitch.
Actor:
Chris
Pratt
A-list co-star:
Denzel
Washington
Movie: "The Magnificent Seven"
TV co-star: Amy Poehler
211. LAINEY
GOSSIP 06/17
Since this is coming off a Taylor Swift post, let me clarify off the top
now: this is not about Taylor Swift. Or anyone who hangs out with Taylor
Swift – at least not yet. You need to go more down market. At the beginning
of her career, this one did have friends. They’d room together, audition
together. And then, one by one, all the friends slowly, carefully stepped
away from the crazy. And the sabotage. Once, before a meeting, she told a
friend of hers that she was happy for her that she was reading for a part,
because it meant that the producers were looking for someone "plain" and
that she totally deserved that opportunity to shine. You remember the gossip
urban legend about Gwyneth Paltrow seeing the script for Shakespeare In Love
on Winona Ryder’s coffee table? Well, this is real life. This one would
obsessively stay on top of all the jobs her friends were up for and ride
along too. Then, if the opportunity came up, she’d backstab the
friends’ skills, talent, commitment, even on occasions when she wasn’t
even right for the role. For her, it was unthinkable that anyone else make
it before she did. When she did finally make it, although she wasn’t
the first choice for her now-hit show, the paranoia about what she’d
done to others took over. She accused them of talking shit about her and
demanded to see their emails. She’d invite them to parties but then
piss on them in the bathroom for using her to get face time with industry
executives. She’s spread rumours about the prettiest of her friends
– they were on drugs, they were unclean – to make sure that
they’d never overshadow her. So it’s no surprise that there are
none left. The only constant in her life is her partner who she keeps from
everyone else because she doesn’t want them moving in on her territory.
But lately she’s been noticing that the gossip media focuses on friendships
– not just Taylor Swift but Gwyneth and Reese and Jennifer Aniston and
the family that Kanye West married into …everyone in Hollywood has their
own club. She wants to be part of a club. No one wants her to be in their
club. She had to buy her club. She’s paid 3 or 4 women, none of them
with her level of recognition, to start hanging out with her. So when you
see her at dinner, surrounded by women as she’s leaving the restaurant?
If they show up on Instagram and Twitter? Those people are literally employees.
Until of course they become too popular.
Actress: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting
Show: "The Big Bang Theory"
First Choice:
Amanda
Walsh
June 11,
2015; June
12, 2015
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#1**
This former B list mostly television actress from that hit almost network
show that has ended, is filming a new movie far far away. While the rest
of the cast and crew are bonding together, our actress thinks she is far
too big of a star to hang out with the rest of them. Her husband acts the
same way so they are a really good match even if they do split soon.
Blake
Lively ("As I See You" filming in Bangkok and Phuket, Thailand)/Ryan
Reynolds
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#2**
This A list reality star is sweating that the recordings of her using drugs
that were on the cell phone of a friend will get out now that he is not in
possession of his phone any longer. Apparently the videos are really damaging.
Not just a couple lines of coke. Khloé Kardashian (the death of
Lamar Odom’s best friend Jamie Sangouthai)
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#3**
This Academy Award winner/nominee who was an A+ list mostly movie actor not
that long ago, hired a hooker the other day and made her spend the first
30 minutes of the session meditating. Something was lost in the translation
but it boiled down to something like if she meditated she would be in a better
place to receive him. The guy is so pretentious.
Bill
Murray
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actress who plays the same role in both movies
and television was doing press for her show and had three different reporters
ask her about her weight and were basically fat shaming her. The actress
started crying. She looks amazing and I wish she would have come back at
them with something but just kept right on answering the other questions
of reporters.
Melissa McCarthy
(SiriusXM's 'Town Hall' With Melissa McCarthy, Jason Statham And Paul
Fieg)
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#5**
Just as I told you a couple of months ago, this B list mostly television
actress from the long running almost network show is yachting. She even managed
to pick up a legit paycheck at the same time.
Kat
Graham ("Vampire Diaries")
55th
Monte Carlo TV Festival
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#6**
He was the B+ list tweener among all the A list tweeners on this very popular
show. Very popular. Still all living off the fame of it popular. Anyway,
his soon to be wife is cheating on him.
Nathan
Kress ("iCarly")/London Elise Moore
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#7**
This B- list celebrity offspring of a former A+ list mostly television actor
turned parody of himself, walked out of a party last night when no one would
kick out this former B list mostly television actor from a now ended network
show. He was being aggressive towards the offspring and when she complained,
no one would do anything.
B- list celebrity offspring:
Taylor Ann
Hasselhoff
A+ list actor: David Hasselhoff
B list actor/show:
Mark Saling
"Glee"
Event: Tinder Plus Launch Party Ft. Jason Derulo And ZEDD At Hangar 8
Santa Monica
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#8**
This B list mostly television actor finally got his big break with an almost
television hit on a non-traditional place to view almost television. He might
be taking his role a little too seriously because, much like his character,
he was whacked out on something while discussing his show. Jay
Duplass "Transparent" on Amazon
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#9**
This celebrity offspring should know that even though she might have made
it to B list celebrity status, you have to pay your drug dealers or they
will beat you up just like a regular person. Ireland Baldwin
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18 **#10**
In case you have not seen the movie Gone Girl or read the book, there might
be some spoilers in this blind, so, just saying. Be warned. Our actress was
a victim of domestic violence. Plain and simple, she was beaten and abused
by a celebrity boyfriend. Badly. The world knows it. The boyfriend never
denied it and has been treated badly since it all came out. Rightfully so.
The thing is our actress in other relationships has not been beaten but has
told her boyfriends that she will tell the world she was beaten unless they
pay her or buy her something. It always happens right before she was going
to leave for some other guy, so why not get a bonus on the way out. Our actress
who was A list for the briefest of times does not get much work. Certainly
not as much work as would befit the lifestyle she lives. She likes to pretend
she is all hippie and doesn’t care about money or material things, but
she does. The guys she blackmails also know that she will be believed so
they pay up. She never asks for anything outrageous. Plus, she already has
the next guy on the line so she never ends up spending any of this money
or selling the gifts (her house) so she keeps accumulating wealth. I say
all of this when the guy she is dating now splits with her. He won’t
pay up so when that split happens, look for her to say publicly she was beaten
and him try to convince everyone she is lying.
Actress: Daryl Hannah
Beater boyfriend: Jackson Browne
Current boyfriend: Neil Young
222. BRAPPP
06/18
This African-American comedian is huge and you – like most of us –
are probably fans. Well, several comedians that shared the road with this
superstar back in the decade of yore have told us that he has some very
questionable opinions on white people (especially white women) and the Jews.
White women are all whores that only care about money, according to our comedian,
and Jews in ‘the business’ will screw you over to squeeze out every
extra dime. Funny. Has he forgotten who pays him and who he cheats on his
wife with? Chris Rock
223. ALLIE
IS WIRED 06/18
People collect some weird things. There’s a guy in Holland who collects
airplane barf bags. A museum in Queens, NY is completely devoted to random
elevator parts. This rather eccentric musician has received some unique gifts
from A-list pals to add to his own collections, one of which is… prosthetic
limbs.
Marilyn
Manson
224.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/18
This actress will preach to you about the benefits of organic foods and how
you need to take care of your body… right before she goes around the
corner to smoke another cigarette. She will accuse other people of being
mean… while passive-aggressively attacking them in public. She will
preach about how women need to be kind and nonjudgmental… and then nastily
denounce a member of her own family as a "cunt." She will pretend that she
is all lovely and enlightened and calm about her relationships… while
continuing to dominate and dictate every meal, every vacation, and every
conversation. Well, her boyfriend finally saw past the fake exterior, and
decided that he didn’t like what he saw. "She’s just a control
freak in zen packaging." He dumped her HARD. We can’t wait to hear her
spin on it.
Gwyneth
Paltrow and Brad Falchuk (did she call her mother Blythe Danner a
cunt?)
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#1**
This married, aging permanent A list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy
Award winner/nominee was spotted with his protege/muse the other day. It
is what he calls all the young actresses he mentors/sleeps with. He thinks
he is getting away with it. Warren Beatty
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress who everyone can name, but can probably
only think of two movies she made which are memorable, was spotted crying
the other day. Apparently she is having a hard time dealing with her permanent
A+ list married celebrity boyfriend dumping her. Gina Gershon/Bill
Clinton
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#3**
The producers of this film had a backup plan in case one of the actors in
the movie was denied entry into the country where they are filming. The actor,
a former A list television actor is working full-time on several projects
simultaneously had a recent run in with the law that kept him held up at
the border for an hour before he was finally allowed to enter. Might be a
different story in a couple of months.
John
Stamos (filming "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" filmed in Toronto and "Fuller
House" in the future)
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#4**
This A list model is talking divorce after she found out about her A list
singer/part-time reality star cheating on her for the umpteenth time. She
is ticked off. She must have known this was going to happen. Behati
Prinsloo/Adam Levine
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#5**
This permanent A list singer who actually got her start as a tween actress
has been trying to see some family members since she got into town, but they
remember how she destroyed them not that long ago and want nothing to do
with her.
Janet
Jackson (Michael Jackson’s children Paris, Prince and
Blanket)
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#6**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who will probably never get an Oscar
unless it is honorary or for womanizing is still technically married. He
also has a girlfriend. He is out of the country promoting his new movie and
when he came back to his hotel after dinner he had a lineup of five escorts
there for him to choose one for the night. And by night I mean about 45 minutes
before he kicked her out the door.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger (girlfriend Heather Milligan)/"Terminator Genisys" France
Promotion
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#7**
Apparently what is good for the goose is good for the gander. With her celebrity
boyfriend constantly cheating, this B+ list mostly movie actress who is a
celebrity offspring has been hooking up with the bodyguard assigned to her
during filming of her new movie.
Dakota
Johnson (filming "How To Be Single In New York City")/Matthew Hitt (with
all the cheating it is probably a good thing they split shortly after
this)
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#8**
Our favorite foreign born A list model turned actress is trying to win back
her girlfriend. Our A lister got rough as is her custom, and the girlfriend
didn’t appreciate it. Gifts have been flowing.
Cara
Delevingne/Annie Clark, aka St. Vincent
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#9**
This actress was a B list mostly television actress from a long running network
show. The show has ended though so she has dropped to B- list even though
she is very well known. She is causing all kinds of problems on her latest
film set though. She has a drinking problem that is out of control and she
is drinking every minute she is awake.
Aubrey
Plaza "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates"
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actress has been involved in a long relationship
with a B+ list mostly movie actor. He tried to give her more chances but
she won’t change who she is and now she is seeing someone else.
Amanda
Seyfried/Justin Long
235. BIANCA
DEL RIO 06/19
A certain hip hop, self proclaimed GENIUS is on my flight to NYC. He is
discussing FASHION, with a MALE COMPANION. Kanye West
236.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/19 **#1**
This beautiful actress played the girlfriend on a popular TV series that
ended a few years ago. That TV series really made her career, but she has
to fake her enthusiasm for the show when it is brought up in interviews.
Why? Because it brings back bad memories of the way one of the guys treated
her. He asked [her] out at the beginning [of the series], but she wanted
to keep it professional and said ‘No.’ Instead of just letting
it go, he would say stupid things to other people on the set loud enough
for her to hear, like, ‘She thinks she’s so hot, but she’s
just average unless you put a ton of makeup on her,’ or ‘Somebody
should tell her that she needs to drop another five pounds if she wants to
look good. ‘ Just petty shit like that. This happened every day, with
him cutting her down and cutting her down over and over again just because
she didn’t want to go out with him. There wasn’t much she could
do about it either, because he wasn’t sexually harassing her or physically
harming her. She just tried to ignore it. To her credit, our actress did
not let this interfere with her career. She stayed with the show for the
duration of the series, and has been working steadily ever since in both
TV and films. By the way, the guy who asked her out was not the actor who
played her boyfriend on the show. Emmanuelle Chriqui/"Entourage"/Jeremy
Piven; Laura Prepon or Mila Kunis "That 70’s Show"/Wilmer
Valderrama
237.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/19 **#2**
This actor and actress are both superstars in the acting world. He makes
more money and makes headlines more often with his personal life. She has
more critical acclaim and more trophies but keeps her personal life out of
the headlines. Each has more then thirty films to their credit. When casting
an upcoming film, a young staffer suggested that the two of them would be
perfect in the lead roles. Several people in the room simultaneously jumped
up and roared, "NOOO!!! NOOO!!!" The puzzled staffer asked why they
wouldn’t put two of the biggest stars in the world together in the same
movie. Her colleagues explained that the actor and actress did do a film
together in the aughts. However, although it was an ensemble film –
with several big stars prominently featured – the actor thought that
it was all about HIM. He was not the director of the film, but he tried to
control of every scene that they were in together. He also thought that he
was so important that he tried to push his way into every interview, including
those that she was perfectly capable of doing alone or with other cast members.
She stayed professional and calm when these things happened, but his behavior
was really insulting and infuriating to her. The film – despite its
star power – flopped at the box office. More importantly, the actor’s
ego and his controlling nature were so offensive to our esteemed actress
that she swore she would NEVER work with him again! She is a nice person,
but if you call her and try to pitch a film to her that includes that
actor… she will hang up on you!
238.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/19 **#3**
Did you know that you can hire a plane to fly an advertising banner for less
then $1000? That’s a rather small price to pay for a special proposal…
or a milestone birthday greeting… or a vengeful jab at the man who did
you wrong! For a few extra bucks, most of the aerial banner companies will
be happy to keep the identity of the hiree confidential so you can get away
with denying that you had anything to do with it. Only one grand for revenge
AND public humiliation AND plausible deniability? What a deal!
Bobby
Flay Taunted By "Cheater" Airplane Banner During Hollywood Walk of Fame
Ceremony
239. WINE
& SASS 06/19
These two A+ Listers were a surprise couple over a year ago and like we mentioned
previously, the guy in this pair had a hard time keeping it in his pants,
was caught and given another chance. To absolutely no-one's surprise, he
got caught again and this time she ended their relationship. He tried to
walk the line but it's just not in him. He never stopped cheating but it
took another year for her to catch him. He's usually very careful, but this
time he was too inebriated to cover his tracks and when she found out and
approached him, he flew into a rage that scared her very badly. He had managed
to keep that side of himself from her until that point and convince her he's
really a good guy that women say horrible things about. The rumor is he is
already heavily courting her again and begging her to come back. She wants
to but I doubt she will make that mistake again. With her past, she runs
the other way from angry men. Sean Penn/Charlize Theron
240. BRAPPP
06/19
"It’s best for me just to be diplomatic and stay quiet," says this A-list
writer on the adaptation of their book while silently seething, "even if
they are butchering my books… as so many of my fans claim." His editors,
colleagues/friends and spouse are just as furious at all the changes. George
R.R. Martin "Game of Thrones"
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#1**
Either they quietly split or there is some cheating going on. It would not
be the first time for either scenario. This openly gay anchor was spotted
in a restaurant canoodling with a guy who is most definitely not his steady
boyfriend. Previously it had been the boyfriend who did most of the cheating.
Anderson
Cooper
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#2**
This OITNB actress who works a ton had a chance at an even bigger break.
It would have been the big time but she refused to sleep with a guy who could
make it happen. She didn’t want to be that person. So, her show was
not picked up. Lunch is on me next time I see her. Laverne Cox
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#3**
I don’t get a lot of tips about her, but the ones I have received never
talk about her connected with drugs. That has all changed. Over the past
few weeks every party this A list model celebrity offspring of a permanent
A+ list singer has been rolling in coke powder. She needs rehab quickly.
It is way more than just partying at this point.
Tali,
daughter of Annie Lennox or
Georgia
May, daughter of Mick Jagger
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#4**
This former A- list singer in a group who may or may not have committed murder,
was at a party this week and started laughing hysterically. She then pointed
to two women in her circle and said, "I fucked your dad and your husband.
Crazy."
Singer:
Courtney Love (dead husband Kurt Cobain)
Dad she fucked: Lily Collins’s father Phil Collins
Husband she fucked: Lorenza Izzo’s husband Eli Roth
Event: 2015
Los Angeles Film Festival - Live Read Of "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" Directed
By Eli Roth
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#1**
This former B+ list tweener turned failed singer/so so movie actress was
at lunch with some friends this past week and yelled at them when none of
them offered to pick up the check or even pay for their part. Probably some
life lessons she learned from that A+ lister she hung out with a day earlier.
Selena
Gomez/PROBABLYTaylor Swift
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#2**
This former A+ list tweener turned selfie king is supposed to have a celebrity
offspring girlfriend but he took a waitress from a party to a free room provided
by the hotel just in case he did find someone he wanted to have sex with.
Justin
Bieber/Hailey Baldwin
(in
Las Vegas)
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#3**
One Teen Mom wants to desperately make a sex tape but has not been offered
a ton of money because she could not pass a talent test*. It would have to
be a condom shoot. She likes to pretend she is in huge demand, but she
isn’t. Jenelle Evans
*Talent Testing
Service which does STD screenings for adult performers, routinely tests
for HIV, chlamydia, and gonorrhea, according to Sixto Pacheco, president
and CEO of the service. In addition, some performers opt for an additional
panel of tests for hepatitis B, hepatitis C and syphilis
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21 **#4**
This A- list singer fired one of her bodyguards because he didn’t have
a nice enough wardrobe. She has decreed that all of her bodyguards have a
dress code they need to follow and where they need to buy their clothes.
Lady
Gaga
249.
BILLY
MASTERS 06/22
Could it be that a certain singer stayed away from a high-profile gay pride
event for a less-than-proud reason. Rumor has it she was afraid to be performing
in a venue so close to the local police station! You see, despite her numerous
legitimate projects, she's got a nasty habit that she's trying to kick. At
the same time, the fuzz are closing in on her dealer, and he's putting pressure
on his highest paying client to protect him. The one thing our sometime
songstress doesn't want is for this information to go public. Imagine how
that would play on both her shows - with her sisters and her sistas - if
her imprisioned connection pointed across the street and said, "That girl"!
Tamar
Braxton/LA Gay Pride Festival
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was supposed to attend a charity event with
his actress wife but bailed at the last minute because he is hooking up with
a female assistant he met while looping his latest film. He told the wife
he had more looping to do and the only time was during the charity event.
Channing
Tatum/Jenna Dewan-Tatum
("Tea
for Two" fundraiser for the Charlotte and Gwenyth Gray Foundation to Cure
Batten Disease)
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#2**
By the time the weekend ended, the crew of this awards show was grateful
they would not have to see this B list mostly television actress from a hit
network show again. For someone so middling on the list, her demands and
attitude were A++ list all the way.
Sarah
Hyland "2015 MuchMusic Video Awards"
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#3**
This former mostly movie actress turned B-list mostly television actress
has not worked much since she was fired from her last cable television show.
She has a history of erratic behavior and does not want people to think she
is doing drugs so she grows her own pot which she only smokes at home. Because
she has so much time on her hands, she is actually quite the gardener and
apparently the people she has confessed her secret to say it is some of the
best home grown pot ever. Paz de la Huerta "Boardwalk Empire"
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#4**
I’m not sure this former A list singer turned reality star has learned
from his past mistakes. There he was at a party touching and groping women
whether they liked it or not and treating them all like pieces of meat. What
was even more disturbing was how several of the women didn’t seem to
mind and were happy he was talking to them.
Cee
Lo Green ("The Voice")/DJ Irie Celebrates The 11th Annual Irie
Weekend
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#5**
This former Housewife has not been doing the casting couch to land a role
as a Housewife as another city but she has been acting as the arranger. She
has an unlimited supply of women to call on who would be happy to do her
dirty work for her and she can still look like she is a faithful wife. She
isn’t, but she can look like it.
Former
Housewife: Joanna Krupa (was on "Miami", but wanted to be on "Beverly
Hills")
Unlimited
supply of women: Poland's Next Top Model
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#6**
This foreign born celebrity chef who has been on multiple reality programs
and is not named Gordon Ramsay left the wife at home this weekend and had
no shortage of other women to keep him company.
Jamie
Oliver
"The
AEGON Championship Finals At The Queen's Club"
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#7**
Yes, that was this married former A+ list celebrity who has had his issues
with drugs and bad publicity but still has that fancy nickname and is a big
name in his part of the entertainment industry, wining and dining a pre-op
transgender before they headed back to our celebrity’s hotel room while
out of the country on business. The wife of the celebrity must really love
the money because she has been publicly humiliated multiple times.
Oscar de
la Hoya "The Golden Boy"/Montreal, Canada
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#8**
This beloved A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has been on this long
running hit network show forever has had her share of issues played out in
public. This weekend it was her that was having issues in public. At a big
event she was wandering around talking to herself and then would get her
focus and do what she was there to do before going off another wandering
and talking to herself marathon.
Pauley
Perrette "NCIS"
(The Greater
Los Angeles Zoo Association's (GLAZA) 45th Annual Beastly Ball)
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#9**
This A- list reality star from a franchise reality show who has also acted
and appeared on another reality show or two both network and cable, was being
considered for a full-time gig on this very popular cable show. She has appeared
on it before. When her list of demands grew to four pages though, enough
was enough and she was passed over.
Nene
Leakes "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"/"Fashion Police"
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22 **#10**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who took a long absence from film
and television and has just not begun a comeback, has A list name recognition.
She is also lying to protect an organization rather than her family. I guess
with her, family does not come first.
Anne
Archer (Her son Tommy Davis either left or was forced out as head of Celebrity
Centre's Vice President and he was the chief spokesperson of the Church of
Scientology from 2005 to 2011. He now sells real estate)
260.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/22 **#1**
We’ve talked before about all the different tricks used during salary
negotiations, some by the actors, some by the producers. This actress is
on a hit TV show. Her salary was already negotiated for the upcoming season.
However, just before production was to begin, she decided she wanted more.
Producers said no. So she staged a solo sickout. She was on vacation, but
on the first day of shooting, she claimed a fake case of "exhaustion" complete
with phony hospitalization. While fans were worrying about her health, our
actress was worrying about her wallet. Her little stunt didn’t just
send fans into a frenzy. It also disrupted production for over one hundred
other cast and crew members for the day. They are REALLY pissed off about
her antics!
Taraji
P. Henson "Empire"
261.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/22 **#2**
Rose McGowan was not too pleased about a casting note that accompanied a
script for an upcoming film. The note included a wardrobe
request.
casting note that came w/script I got today. For real. name of male star
rhymes with Madam Panhandler hahahahaha I die "Notes: -Please be sure to
read attached script before coming in so you understand the context of the
scenes.
-Wardrobe Note: Black (or dark) form fitting tank that shows off cleavage
(push up bras encouraged). And form fitting leggings or jeans. Nothing
white.
It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who Madam Panhandler is, but
do keep in mind that it is the film’s producers who make the casting
calls, not the other actors in the film.
Male
Star/Madam Panhandler: Adam Sandler
Film: "Hotel Transylvania 2"
Producer/s: Allen Covert, Michelle Murdocca, Adam Sandler and Ben
Waisbren
262.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/22 **#3**
There is something really off about this pretty celebrity. One minute she
is sober, and the next she is drunk and high and out of control. One minute
she is kind and loving, and the next she is nasty and wants to inflict physical
pain. One minute she is in love with you, and the next she is trying to ruin
you. "She has really unique beauty and the camera loves her and she is getting
work in TV and movies so she will probably go really far professionally.
It’s too bad that once you get to know her you figure out that she’s
really a very damaged person. I think it comes from her family being messed
up. When I first worked with her I was like, "Oh, here is this gorgeous fun
person to hang with!" Then I got to know her and I saw her dark side (she
is really into physical pain) and it scared me and I’ve been avoiding
her ever since. If there was a headline tomorrow that she had gone all "Gone
Girl" crazy I would not be the least bit surprised. Whoever she’s dating
needs to be careful, so somebody really needs to warn [her current Significant
Other]!"
Celebrity: Cara Delevingne
Her Current S.O.: St. Vincent
Vogue
article about self-harming and her socialite mother Pandora’s addiction
to heroin
263. BRAPPP
06/22
This A-list franchise actor who can’t repeat that same success outside
of his hit franchise is currently considering leaving the franchise and the
famous role. The producers don’t want him to leave, so they’re
spreading rumours of who they’re pursuing as his successor in hope of
convincing him to stay on for another film.
Franchise: "James Bond"
Current actor: Daniel Craig
Potential actor:
Damian
Lewis
264. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 06/23
Just days after posts to social media revealed another dude playing Daddy
to today’s Blind Item’s ex-wife and kids … On Father’s
Day … this Hollywood EX Husband is being left with no choice but to
Shake It Off!!! That could be a feat that turns out to be much easier said
than done. Know why? While ex-wifey has apparently bagged a billionaire,
our blind item seems to be getting Drake’s leftovers … through
at THOT straight outta IG land!
"—–‘s running with this hoe Reese in Disneyland not knowing
OVO nigga’s already ran a train on her."
Dig the Drop:
"—– is smashing Reese, because he doesn’t mine taking seconds
after Drake. His ex-wife has moved on to a wealthy man and he’s dating
IG models."
Nick
Cannon dating Jessica White
Mariah
Carey dating James Packer
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#1**
The celebrity husband of this foreign born permanent A list model moved out
of the family home until the model agrees to go to rehab or get some type
of help for her increased drug problem.
Jamie
Hince/Kate Moss
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#2**
This former A- list mostly movie actress has finally dropped to B+ list.
Steady work, but nothing memorable. She shocked a hotel she checked into
this past week when she said she didn’t want her kids on the same floor
with her. It distracted her. It isn’t like she is making quality stuff
here while she waits for the never coming sequel to her hit movie. Zoe
Saldana (filming "Star Trek 3") (waiting for "Avatar 2, 3 &4")
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23 **#3**
This A list singer who has had a career for two decades but really isn’t
that old is engaged but his girlfriend is only around for Instagram shots.
He only takes her out in public for red carpets. Most of the time he prefers
traveling with his guys who help him score other guys.
Usher/Grace
Miguel
268. MR.
X 06/23 **#1**
What mostly movie actress, currently starring on a hit TV show that got a
second season right as the first one was starting, was partying hard in Cannes
a few weeks ago and drank until she passed out? Don’t believe anything
her PR people say about it though.
Taraji
P. Henson/"Empire"
269. MR.
X 06/23 **#2**
What reclusive reality star from that A-list reality star family was ordered
to show up to a Father’s Day party that would be filmed for their show,
even though he hasn’t seen or spoken to any of his family in months
and he has said he doesn’t want to be filmed for their show any longer?
His mother probably pulled the ‘I’ll financially cut you off if
you don’t show" card (not surprisingly she was a no show at the party,
because she filmed separate scenes with her ex to make it look like she will
be there) I guess the old saying of money talks, bullshit walks is true.
Rob
Kardashian (he didn’t show up)
270. MR.
X 06/23 **#3**
What closeted C-list rapper was called out on Twitter after he denied flirting
with another guy on social media and said he got hacked? Isn’t that
the excuse they all use?
Soulja
Boy
271. MR.
X 06/23 **#4**
What former A-list singer needs to stop stalking his other ex? He was warned
by her new boyfriend to stop or they will get a restraining order. Knowing
him, he’ll probably keep on stalking her until the new boyfriend kicks
his ass.
Chris
Brown/Rihanna (Real Madrid footballer Karim Benzema)
272. MR.
X 06/23 **#5**
What B-list reality star and celeb spawn is concerning her family about her
sobriety? She’s been using coke more often than she usually does and
her weight has been plummeting… Time for rehab! Nicole Richie; Kelly
Osbourne
273. MR.
X 06/23 **#6**
What actress and multiple Oscar winner/nominee was pulled over by a cop a
few days ago because she was parking in a handicapped spot with an obviously
fake placard hanging on her dashboard. The cop was starstruck and let her
slide by. This isn’t the first time she has pulled this stunt and it
probably won’t be the last.
Jane
Fonda
274. MR.
X 06/23 **#7**
What closeted foreign born A-list athlete had his PR people send a cease
and desist order to some photogs who took some pics of the athlete and his
son on vacation because the athlete’s boyfriend was with them on this
excursion? The PR people said they needed to crop out the boyfriend from
the photos or no photos at all… which they did.
Cristiano
Ronaldo
275.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/23 **#1**
Wow. The ending of this singer’s relationship was so swift and so nasty
that even we were caught off guard! Normally, PR relationships end quietly
and amicably in a planned manner with both parties looking good. Not in this
case! Everything was going fine… until she found out that he was saying
negative things about her behind her back. She genuinely thought that he
was her friend, and she was really upset by the personal betrayal. Of course,
it was also a violation of their agreement. She wanted out. This meant that
his contract would have been terminated and he would no longer benefit from
his connection to her. Her team planned the usual, bland, mutually agreeable
split. However, he COMPLETELY flipped the script! His team got to the media
first and claimed that HE broke it off! They painted her as some desperate,
immature girl who was trying to push him into a wedding and babies. They
painted him as the intelligent, thoughtful, professional man who was not
ready to rush into a committed relationship. She and her team are FURIOUS!
However, there are limited ways of getting back at him. They can’t tip
their hand that it was a contracted relationship, because that would just
make her look bad. And they can’t accuse him of cheating on her with
another woman, because that would just enforce the masculine, superstar-dating
image that he wanted to gain out of the relationship in the first place.
So, what can they do? Keep her looking content and busy, as if he never really
mattered in the first place. And perhaps leak the real reason why she was
never, ever going to settle down with him. It’s because he is, umm….
happy. Or a synonym for happy.
Britney
Spears/Charlie Ebersol
276.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/23 **#2**
Everyone who has worked for this entertainer in the past got their jobs and
kept their jobs by stroking his ego and telling him how great he is. When
it came to taking over another business, however, that overblown ego seems
to have turned into a liability. "He is King and we are all his serfs. In
our meetings he does all of the talking and none of the listening. He thinks
that he is inspiring to us but it is only worrying to us! He is only a big
name and a big ego with no substance. He has no idea how to manage educated
people. It is clear that he does not understand strategy or technology or
implementation and he does not want to learn. He does not want our expertise
or our opinion. He wants us to execute on his irrational strategy without
being challenged. We are miserable. It is a bloodbath of firings and
resignations. Everyone who has not already quit or been fired is actively
looking [for a new job]. I started sending out my [resume] right after I
met him."
Entertainer:
Jay-Z
Company
he took over: Tidal
277. ALLIE
IS WIRED 06/23
This singer/musician recently admitted to wearing baggy, shapeless clothes
to hide weight gain from heavy drinking. Not an unusual choice for anyone
who wants to hide what they feel are excess pounds. What makes this case
more interesting is that this celeb is a man.
John
Mayer
278. BRAPPP
06/23
This actress is high B-list that always seemed to be on the brink of A, but
it’s not her career we have interest in – it’s her personal
life. Our actress has one of the worst reputations in Hollywood as a slut.
If you’re semi-famous or star in a movie, then you have a shot with
our actress. She’s said to have "dated" over a hundred semi-famous men.
It doesn’t even matter if you’re married with children, as her
B-list co-star found out.
Amanda
Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski
279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **THE
IDEA**
PART
1
I hate when someone says, "Come on, it will be fun." It rarely is. It
means they think it is pretty sucky and don’t want to go by themselves
so they try and convince you it is going to be great so you can join in on
the suckitude. So, even though I hate it when it is done to me, there I was
doing it. Kind of whiny. Not Caillou whiny, but I really did not want to
do this alone. Actually I needed her help. Her being JC. She was an A list
singer for about two seconds. A one hit wonder. Comes from a great singing
family though. No, not the Osmonds. I’m not ever going to try and convince
one of them to hang out with me or take a trip with me. Did I ever tell you
my Marie Osmond story? Well, lets just say that she will always regret messing
with my head. OK, where was I? Oh yeah. JC. I needed her because my other
contact RO was really busy right then enjoying her own one hit wonder status.
Everyone still knows that song and her name. The other person I was going
to enlist (GR) to help was a one album wonder who has managed to make that
album last a lifetime. He was notoriously famous for not showing up when
he promised and also if he did show up was probably going to be wasted. He
still has A+ list name recognition. So, that left me JC. Plus she was here
and now and not at the other end of a 12 hour flight. She had the connection.
A big connection. Her ex. He is not really important to the story but the
purpose for all of this was to land the impossible. Through her ex she had
met the impossible. The impossible loved her. I would love to have loved
her, but she was having no part of my bacon loving self in that kind of way.
This had all started a few weeks earlier. I had been talking about the impossible
and another person started kicking around the idea of the impossible. Could
it be done? There was a lot of money to be made. Some phone calls were made
to people with deep pockets and they were in. One catch. Needed a yes.
Impossible. Probably, but I was going to give it a shot. There was not going
to be any money in this for me. All I wanted was for me to be able to say
I pulled off what no one said could be done. I remember thinking it would
take a lot of phone calls and a whole lot of back and forth, but that it
could be done. The phone calls got some buzz going and things were looking
up. Then, all of a sudden the door slammed shut and I knew who was behind
that door closing. This was going to require face to face. The person behind
that door would say no to me and probably not even meet with me to listen.
That person would listen to JC though. He adored RO and tolerated GR. The
thing is all three of them could get me that meeting. I knew the three. The
tough part was getting one of the three to help me out. So, there I was,
backstage at a concert waiting patiently for the meet and greet to finish
and talk to JC. I told her my plan. I told her what I needed. She volunteered
to call her ex which was nice, but not enough. She really didn’t want
to go back. She had been there a long time and never felt comfortable there.
She liked what she was doing now and where she was living and was about to
go into the studio and blah blah blah. I begged, I pleaded. I told her it
would be fun. She rolled her eyes, but agreed.
PART
2
Three days later, I met JC at the airport where she told me she would
be sitting in first class for the transatlantic flight. The good news for
me was that before I tried to cram my overweight body into the back of the
plane somewhere is the first class lounge she got me into where I managed
to pound down enough free drinks and appetizers that it probably cost the
airline as much as my ticket. I did some more damage to a dozen more miniature
liquor bottles on the plane but sleep was elusive. I can never sleep on a
plane. I wandered up front once to check on JC and she was deep in conversation
with some guy who seemed to be spending a great deal of energy trying not
to look down her top. He was failing. This trip had to be quick. JC had
commitments and there was a very brief window when all the people would be
gathered in one place. London. I love your town London. As soon as I land
I feel classier. Oh, and a lot more poor. JC had managed to sleep. I had
not. We were not meeting anyone until the next day. I was hopeful that when
we arrived at the hotel that somehow by a stroke of genius there would be
a room available for me. There was not. JC laughed as she got a room key.
She had booked an extra night and had paid for her room in advance. To the
hotel it was like she was checking in 15 hours late. She told me she would
see me later. I went to the restaurant and ordered a lot of food and then
found an unused portion of the lobby where I tried to sleep. I didn’t
think there was any possible way I could sleep, but I was wrong and two hours
later JC was waking me up with her foot. I’m sure she was doing that
to see if I was dead. I was not exactly looking Bacon Monthly good at the
moment. She said we were having lunch with her ex. Apparently the two had
a lovely phone conversation and the nasty feelings they once had for each
other vanished in the air. She was as surprised as I was at how well they
got along. Their split was now a couple of years in the rear view mirror
after a decade of marriage. The ex was someone who could work behind the
scenes calling people. The ex is probably a B- list celebrity in his own
right. A little higher if you are older and a little lower if you are younger.
He was a man of many talents. JC must be a good decade or more older than
me but doesn’t look it. Her ex (TP) is a good two decades older than
me but doesn’t look like it. Obviously not living up to the old adage
of partying like a rock star. He agreed to help me if I failed. While I met
with the other possible helpers he would call a guy who was the perfect middleman
between the two camps. Yes, two camps. One was the impossible and one was
the unlikely. My only hope was to get the impossible to say yes. At that
point, the unlikely would probably also say yes. Probably. The ex and his
contact would be able to convince the unlikely. I needed a room. Badly. Nothing
quite like the feeling of that up for two days straight with only some hotel
lobby floor nap time while wearing the same clothes and reeking of old booze
to really make you appreciate the life Lindsay Lohan leads. I got my room.
I was hoping for sleep. JC was going out with friends. I crashed on the bed
and was wide awake. That kind of wide awake that you know won’t ever
let sleep in the door. Food and five pints later courtesy of a pub down the
street, I finally crashed. The next day was sunny. I remember looking out
the window at a park and seeing the sun. I took that as a good sign in the
quest. It really was a quest. It had been a quest for almost a decade. Prior
to that time, I don’t think anyone had really tried. I was trying. I
wanted it to happen. I could see it happening. I was Secreting before The
Secret existed. JC and I made our way to our meeting. One place. All of the
players would be there. We got to our destination and shuffled downstairs.
Yeah, strange place for it to happen. When I walk past the building now there
is really no trace of what it used to be. That is a sign of the times. At
that point in time though it was all happening there. This was an unusual
thing for the music industry. A daytime event. A morning event at that. RO
was there all sunshine and love and had no problems with the early morning
requirement. GR showed up a few minutes later and looked as bad as I had
the day before but this was his life almost everyday. They had work to do
so I tried to talk and walk and get a minute or two with them to explain
my idea. My plan. GR said it would never work. He was kind of in a similar
situation but money would do the trick with him. Not for the impossible or
unlikely. It would help, but there had to be something more. RO agreed and
then tapped my arm and pointed towards the door. JC turned at the exact same
time. I didn’t recognize the woman RO was pointing to. JC did though
and her London accent she acquired through marriage suddenly returned and
said, "That’s fucking brilliant." When I found out who it was, I agreed
it was brilliant. Just because I didn’t recognize SH didn’t mean
I didn’t know who she was or why she would be so perfect for this. She
was the connection. She could make it about something other than money. The
impossible would listen.
PART
3
When I was told who I was looking at, I knew SH would be the best choice.
She was the key. She was the hero of the impossible. The impossible would
do whatever SH suggested. Well, at least listen anyway. RO made the
introductions. I didn’t even know SH was going to be at this little
gig. I was a big fan. Foreign born and her number one days were long behind
her, but she still had a great voice and a couple of decades earlier she
was all over the charts in the UK. Her songs were usually performed in the
US by other acts. It was a time where a writer would churn out a great song
and a pop act would sing it and someone would try and countrify it and then
some act in the UK would also sing it. There we all were. In the basement
of a record store. While I was talking to SH, I happened to look over and
saw a photo of the impossible. She said she would try. To this day, that
little intimate show is one of the best I have seen. There could not have
been more than 200 people in the room. All standing and listening to number
one song after number one song. No one was more than ten feet from the stage.
SH promised to be quick. She knew there was only a certain amount of time
and budget to stay in town. She came through. She got me a lunch. The impossible
was going to sit down for lunch, or in his case a cup of hot tea with lemon.
I ordered food, but didn’t eat. SH just sat and would talk to fans who
came up every few minutes either for her or the impossible. He would stop
to say hello to every person who asked so it made what could have been a
20 minute conversation into a several hour long marathon. I didn’t talk
to him about money. I didn’t talk to him about anything except why I
wanted it to happen. I told him my story. I told him where I had seen him
and what it would mean to a new group of people. It would mean more now.
They were only a decade removed at that point. He asked about the unlikely.
I kind of fibbed at that point. From some phone conversations I had the previous
day, the unlikely was in. He thought it would be fun but the unlikely wanted
the impossible to come to him. I told the impossible that he was the key.
That if he said yes then everyone else would all fall into place. I just
wanted the yes and I would deal with smoothing over everything else at a
later time. The impossible wanted some time to think about it. He said he
would let me know later that night. About midnight I get a call in my hotel
room. The impossible is downstairs. JC was set to leave the next morning,
but since she did not get a chance to see the impossible at lunch wanted
to say hi. I called her room and she had been asleep. She still managed to
beat me down to the lobby where I found her being hugged by the impossible.
The hug slowly became a little dance to the sounds of the music being pumped
through the lobby speakers. JC stayed for the first 20 minutes of what would
end up being an all nighter. When I think about that night I’m always
reminded of a scene in Four Weddings And A Funeral where Hugh Grant wants
to spend time with Andie MacDowell and the guy he is drinking with and trying
to escape says they might as well push through to the dawn and gets a bottle
of whiskey. We pushed through to the dawn. I talked. He talked. At the end
of it as much as I wish I could say there was a happy ending, there was not.
It wasn’t that he didn’t want to do it. He just said that time
had come and gone. He could get over his dislike of the unlikely but that
he just didn’t see the point. I have seen the impossible two dozen times
since that night and most of the time I don’t mention it. A couple of
years ago though I happened to be around him for a few days in a row
consecutively and brought it up. He is starting to waver. My point of bringing
it to another generation is finally beginning to connect. The unlikely has
become the likely. All that it needs is a yes.
JC: Carlene Carter (daughter of June Carter and Carl Smith and step-daughter
of Johnny Cash)
(her
step-sister Roseanne Cash’s daughter is married to Morrissey's
nephew)
RO:
GR:
TP: Nick Lowe
SH:
The Impossible: Morrissey
The Unlikely: Johnny Marr
Project: "The Smiths" reunion
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#1**
This MTV B+ list celebrity turned movie celebrity has been smoking every
dollar he makes doing appearances right through his crack pipe. I’m
surprised the guy is still alive. I know his body can take a lot, but it
is pretty much nonstop crack.
Bam
Margera
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#2**
The girlfriend of this foreign born permanent A+ list mostly movie actor
is dealing with his cheating by prescription pill popping. Apparently she
is out of it most of the day and night constantly.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger/Heather Milligan
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#3**
This former A+ list singer who has probably dropped to A- but still with
A+ list name recognition has been destroying her nose with coke but doesn’t
care because she thinks her weight loss is amazing.
Lady
Gaga
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#4**
This member of Fifth Harmony has been going behind the rest of the group
and recording a solo album without their knowledge. When the record is ready
she is going to split from the group and have the new record ready to go.
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#5**
I know she has been making a lot of money recently, including on that now
defunct hit cable show, but this B list now mostly movie actress is going
to regret the $1M "donation" she gave to her "church" last year. That had
to be almost half her income after taxes and commissions. Elizabeth Moss
"Mad Men" (Scientology)
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#6**
This married B list mostly movie actress is calling the woman traveling with
her on her press junket a member of her PR team. Uh huh. More like her lover.
The last one she dumped after a few short weeks because she was asking too
many questions about the actor our actress is married to.
Amber
Heard (Johnny Depp)/"Magic Mike XXL"
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#7**
They were once co-stars. Very brief co-stars. Oh, and also co-stars in make
believe too. Anyway, this B list mostly movie actor trashed the company of
his former co-star and said it was just green washing.
Male:
Adrian Grenier
Female: Jessica Alba
Co-starred: "Entourage" movie
Co-stars in make believe: "Entourage" Vincent Chase's breakout role was as
the lead in the film "Head On", co-starring Jessica Alba
Green washing company: The Honest Company, a consumer goods company that
sells non-toxic household products
Event: Cannes Lions Festival
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#8**
This assistant turned reality star turned host turned reality star with a
lucrative side job is A- list. She thinks she is A+ list though and says
she was invited to Cannes Lions. Umm, no, she wasn’t. She said she had
other commitments. Umm, no. She was not invited.
Reality
star: Bethenny Frankel
Assistant: on "Saved By the Bell"
Reality show: "Real Housewives of New York City"
Host: the "Bethenny" show
Lucrative side: "Skinny Girl"
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#9**
The cast of this movie being shot overseas have given up even attempting
to have a conversation with their B+ list mostly movie actress co-star. She
refuses to interact with any of them and has been a huge pain to everyone
involved. She learns it from her actor husband. When they inevitably get
divorced she will still probably name drop him.
Blake
Lively (Ryan Reynolds)/"All I See Is You" filming in Thailand
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#10**
Keeping her streak intact, this B list reality star from a MTV franchise
that is about to start airing again, hooked up with a guy while away from
home for an extended period of time. The good news is her boyfriend hasn’t
figured it out yet. He will though, just like all the other guys she has
cheated on the past five years.
Leah
Messer/Corey Simms/Jeremy Calvert/Robbie Kidd/Dusty Haas/Theodore "T.R."
Dues (while in rehab)
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24 **#11**
#1 – The cozy, fun filled world of this A list comedian/television
actor/a-hole is about to come crashing down. Apparently one of the many women
he forced to have sex filed a police report and has spoken to Gloria Allred.
He has been one big miserable egotistic a-hole since he shot to fame a few
years back. Louis C.K.
#2 – Speaking of horrible behavior, this former B- list mostly television actor turned celebrity turned host who is still technically married is being investigated for statutory rape of a 16 year old female. Nick Cannon
#3 – I love how this A+ list mostly movie actor talks all this love he has for his wife. I am sure he does love his wife. He just likes all the other women he hooks up with constantly. Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan-Tatum
291.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/24
This acting couple split up a few years ago. Both have done TV and films,
and they even did a project or two together when they were still a couple.
He recently split from whoever he was recently dating. The first person he
told about it? His ex-wife… and she wasn’t too thrilled to get
the call! "Whenever he splits with someone, the first thing he does is call
me. Then he goes into this speech about what a mistake our divorce was, and
how he regrets the way he treated me, and how he wishes he could have a do
over. Our divorce was the most painful thing I’ve ever been through,
and he was such an asshole about the whole thing. He’s not full of regret.
He’s full of shit! It always amazes me that he thinks he can just talk
his way back in. It ain’t happening, buddy!" While he is back on the
market and full of regrets, she has moved on and is very happy in her new
relationship. Her new beau is also an actor… and he treats her much
better than her ex-husband did!
Actor: Will Arnett
Actress: Amy Poehler
Her New Boyfriend: Nick Kroll
or
Actor: Sean Penn
Actress: Robin Wright
Her New Boyfriend: Ben Foster
292. BRAPPP
06/24
This A-list television actress had a bad reputation on the set of her hit
tv show (which resulted in a hilarious pun-related last name). Well, a source
tells me that people behind the scenes constantly mocked this actress for
something she does. Every now and then she will break out into a bizarre
little girl voice and be ultra submissive. Mighty weird, if you ask me. Amy
Poehler "Parks & Recreation"
(Poehlerbear)
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#1**
This east coast Housewife is still married but it didn’t stop her from
hooking up with a very rich man, who also happens to be married. Our Housewife
definitely sees some much needed dollar signs.
Dina
Manzo "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
(separated,
but not divorced)
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#2**
This former B list Disney tweener is now a B- list mostly movie actress who
just starred in her first big movie. She also just appeared in a very edgy
music video. The director of the video thinks it is because the tweener wanted
to lend support to LGBT issues. Nope. She wanted a great audition tape with
a very adult feel to land better jobs.
Tweener:
Stefanie Scott
Show: "A.N.T. Farm"
Movie: "Insidious: Chapter 3"
Music video:
"Girls
Like Girls"
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#3**
It was all innocent out on the red carpet but once inside the theatre, this
again permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
was running his hands all over a female family member. Not the first time.
Morgan
Freeman and Alexis Freeman
(granddaughter)/"Ted
2" New York Premiere
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#4**
This A list athlete has been faking an injury for much of the current season
to spend as much time with his A list celebrity girlfriend as possible. Look
for him to end up ending his injury plagued season before the All-Star break.
Kate
Upton/Justin Verlander
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#5**
The two wives of the founders of the ALS Bucket Challenge are in Cannes receiving
7 Lions Awards on behalf of their respective husbands. The challenge raised
hundreds of millions of dollars. So, when you hear that the two wives met
this A list reality star and her A list reality mom that the reality stars
would be friendly. Nope. Blew them off with a "how fun," when they heard
about the challenge. They also refused to take photos or engage in any
conversation. They are simply two of the most horrible people on the face
of the earth.
ALS
Bucket Challenge wives: Jenn Quinn and Julie Frates
Reality
stars: Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actor was recently injured on the set of his movie.
No one is talking much about it because they want it to blow over but the
actor was wasted when he got injured. It’s what you get when you hire
him.
Shia
LaBoeuf/"American Honey"
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#7**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A list has not
been seen indulging since he was married to this A list mostly movie actress,
but this week our actor was spotted doing a few lines of coke. Maybe it will
improve his mood. Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#8**
This A list singer who unfortunately happens to be an A list actor despite
his lack of talent was offered a huge A++ list kind of role but he would
have to take some acting lessons with a coach. It would have been in private
with no one knowing but our singer/actor refused so the part went to someone
else.
Justin
Timberlake (POSSIBLY: Chris Pratt role in "Jurassic World")
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25 **#9**
Never has a wife been so grateful to have her husband lose his job. The
thing is, if he had kept his job even for one more season of his show, the
marriage would have ended. An affair. An affair that was a whole lot more
than just some on set sex in a trailer while you wait for a scene to be set
up. nope, this was much different. Our actor is foreign born. This show was
his claim to fame. Don’t kid yourself. He is a good actor and made some
good movies, but this network show made him. His lover is no stranger to
on set romance. It seems like every show she is on she hooks up with someone.
Kind of like Julia Roberts back in the day. This was different though. For
a couple of seasons our B+/A- list mostly television actress who seems to
be on three or four hit shows simultaneously was just on the show every so
often. Just some flirting and fun, but nothing serious. Then it happened.
She became someone who was on set the entire time. This past season actors
and crew both could tell they were falling in love. The touches. The always
wanting to be with each other. His wife used to visit the set. Not this past
season. He told her he was too busy and the work too hard. Our actress has
moved on to one of her many other projects. She does love an on set romance.
Will she be back for her former co-star? Probably not. I think she moves
on. It would have been different though if they had another year. The wife
is glad there is not.
Show: "Hannibal"
(cancelled)
Actor: Mads Mikkelsen
Actress: Gillian Anderson
Other shows: "The Fall"; "War and Peace" (TV Mini-Series); Untitled "X-Files"
Revival
Former co-star: David Duchovny
302. MR.
X 06/25 **#1**
Easy Easy: I don’t know why that blogger and that former A-list pop
singer are continuing their fake feud, it’s getting pretty tiresome.
The blogger was busted the other day when he edited a post on Twitter where
he hinted that he would be meeting the singer backstage at one of her east
coast concerts. A few hours later, the location of the concert was suddenly
gone from the Tweet. I have no idea why they’re still continuing with
this charade. Either they’re going to play this out for as long as they
can or they’re probably collaborating on something. Perez Hilton/Lady
Gaga
303. MR.
X 06/25 **#2**
What A/B-list former singer/reality star/sometime actress with a lucrative
side business is not only spending money on drugs but also on more plastic
surgery? She was spotted out at lunch with some friends sporting plumper
lips and a heavily botoxed face. And I thought she just stopped with the
boobs… so far she’s had more work done this year than at any other
point in her career.
Jessica
Simpson
304. MR.
X 06/25 **#3**
What former southeast Housewife recently scored a deal with Vivid Entertainment
for a series of porn flicks? Word on the street is she owes the IRS thousands
of dollars.
Shereé
Whitfield "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
305.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/25 **#1**
This celebrity is vicious towards anyone who dares to make him – or
his very entitled child – look bad. So he engaged his publicists to
contact major media sources with a story that positions him and his child
as victims. His goal is to embarrass the school into punishing the employee
who dared to stand up to him. If the bully angle doesn’t succeed, his
next move will be to throw down the race card. Who’s the real bully
here? Sean Puffy P. Diddy Combs
306.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/25 **#2**
She got two pink lines on her pregnancy test! However, there are three reasons
why this singer is not ready to announce her pregnancy! The first is that
it is super early in her pregnancy. The second is that she has to figure
out what to do about her tour dates. The third is that she is not entirely
sure whose name will she write in one of the blank spaces on the birth
certificate. The good news is that she has it narrowed down to only two guys.
The bad news is that they sort of overlapped in the time period she believes
she conceived. She is likely to keep quiet for a few more weeks until all
three of these issues are resolved.
Singer: Nicki Minaj
Possible Fathers: Safaree Samuels or Meek Mill
307.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/25 **#3**
A certain professional athlete from one of the big three sports is getting
very frustrated about being in the closet. He is tired of having to hide
his personal life and sidelining his real-life partner. In spite of admonitions
to keep it subtle, he is making plans to have his boyfriend sit right next
to his parents at every game next season. Every time the camera goes to them
after he makes a good play, the audience will see them hugging and high-fiving
a mysterious, good-looking guy. Since our athlete is a star who makes a lot
of good plays, get used to seeing the boyfriend a LOT! Aaron
Rodgers/"Green Bay Packers"
308. BRAPPP
06/25
This C-list comedian is close to suicide again. He’s fallen into a horrible
drug-addled depression and his family fear for his life. He needs a stern
hand, but that just isn’t what his family can provide. Artie
Lange
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#1**
There is a former teammate of this A+ list athlete who says that while on
the road last season the married to an A list celebrity cheated on his wife.
This would be huge. Tom Brady/Gisele Bündchen
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#2**
The relationship between this A-/A list singer and her B+ list mostly television
actor is hanging on by a thread. The drugs she is taking are making her
increasingly erratic and he also discovered there is a sex tape she made
with a guy she had previously told him was just a platonic relationship.
Lady Gaga/Taylor Kinney
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#3**
This female former top 5 finalist on American Idol is turning tricks in order
to make ends meet. She has fallen so far from her peak.
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#4**
This former B list tweener is now a B+/A- list singer. She had a visit from
her former female lover this past week. Apparently sparks flew and the former
lover is going to join our singer on some press dates. The singer won’t
ever come out though.
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#5**
He is single, so this foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actor who just
can’t quite make it to A list on his own does not really need to hide
anything. This was just really funny and thought I would make it a blind.
He was at dinner this week with some model/wannabe and they decided to do
the sex in the bathroom thing. They went to the men’s room and there
were a couple other guys in there and he said, "Don’t mind us, I’ll
try to make sure she does not make much noise."
Orlando
Bloom
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#6**
While his son is in jail, this former A list mostly movie actor is hooking
up with the girlfriend of the son. She has moved into the house. The guy
is sick.
Ryan
O’Neal (Redmond)
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#7**
This former celebrity turned reality star turned famous girlfriend turned
host is married. Her husband though is hooking up with this barely able to
drink legally B+ pop star who so far has one hit.
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#8**
KINDNESS: Despite filming a movie and other commitments, this B list mostly
movie actor, who is really only known for one role which he has milked a
decade out of in one form or another volunteered a little over 1,000 hours
of his time last year for the causes in which he believes. He got no money
and paid his own way and for his own stays.
Adrian
Grenier (Vincent Chase on "Entourage")
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#9**
The drinking has been crazy lately. Last night was just something that was
bound to happen. The talk show host needs rehab.
Jimmy
Fallon (injured his hand)
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#10**
This foreign born singer was A+ list for almost a year. Dropping quickly
down the list she is having issues at home and with some mental issues too.
Her life and career are falling apart. Adele
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26 **#11**
#1 -This B list mostly television actress from a recently ended network
television show has always been the biggest diva. Well, what that meant when
this tweener actress turned singer turned actress showed up on set is a war.
No one can get anything done on the set because the two are always trying
to out diva the other.
B
list actress: Lea Michele
Ended show: "Glee"
Tweener: Ariana Grande
Show: "Scream Queens"
#2 – It was not that long ago that this foreign born B list mostly movie actress was in box office blockbusters. A love triangle and some bad drugs led to her downfall. The drugs have wrecked her body and she looks like she weighs well under 100 pounds despite being 5’6? or 5?7.
#3 – A crew member was fired and is now being followed by contractors after he took some photos of this A+ list mostly movie actor on the set of his latest movie. Apparently the photos are worth some serious money and the actor wants them back. Tom Cruise (holding a beer)
#4- This model turned spokesperson turned reality star turned gimmick actress was extremely open and honest with people the other night saying she fucked two different people to get her role in a new movie being released. Charlotte McKinney (Carl's Jr.'s All Natural Burger commercial)/"Dancing with the Stars"/"Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser"
320.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/26 **#1**
Red carpet events are usually filled with the glamor and excitement surrounding
the opening of a new film. Occasionally, they are also filled with reminders
of an unrelenting ex. If you were wondering why you never heard of the group
that targeted our beautiful TV and film star on the red carpet, we have the
answer. It’s because they didn’t even EXIST before this public
event! The "organization" that "sponsored" the event was created just four
weeks ago, for the express purpose of protesting at this particular event
and embarrassing this particular actress. The signs and protestors were bought
and paid for by… guess who? The actress’ wealthy and obsessed ex!
Star:
Sofia Vergara
Red
Carpet event: premiere of "Magic Mike XXL"
"Organization":‘Sofia:
Unfreeze your daughters, unfreeze your heart.’
Ex:
Nick Loeb
321.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/26 **#2**
This funny guy is just the gossip gift that keeps on giving! We’ve told
you before that his devoted family guy act is totally fake. Well, let’s
talk about what he was doing on a very recent night. Of course, he wasn’t
home having dinner with his wife and reading his kid/s a bedtime story. When
he arrived at the bar in this large city, it was after midnight, and he was
already a combination of very drunk and very jumpy. He had no intention of
slowing down, though. He spent a couple of hours at the bar, drinking and
singing along to the jukebox. He was not alone. A bodyguard was with him,
keeping a watchful eye out for anyone who might try to take an incriminating
photo of him. At some point, our funny guy took a little trip to the
bathroom… where he openly proceeded to pour out a bump of cocaine onto
the side of his fist and snort it! There were a couple of other men inside
the bathroom at the time, witnessing all this. "[He] didn’t even seem
to care that there were people there watching him do this. That’s how
fucked up he was. One of the guys took out his phone to snap a pic, but the
bodyguard immediately grabbed the phone and pushed the guy out of the bathroom.
The guy was pounding on the door trying to get his phone back, but the bodyguard
was holding the door closed, scrolling through the phone, deleting shit.
When [the bodyguard] was done, he opened the door and just threw the phone
at the guy. [Funny Guy] didn’t even seem to notice that this was happening.
It’s like 3:00 am on a weeknight in a bathroom in a bar in [city], and
this famous guy is drunk and coked up to the point where he can’t even
stand up and doesn’t care about anything that’s going on around
him. [He] just kept doing bumps and wiping his nose and jawing and singing
to himself and stumbling all over the place." Gosh, when a person is that
completely wasted like that, they need to be really careful… or they
could wind up injuring themselves. Jimmy Fallon
322. BRAPP
06/26
I’m hearing worries about the future of this B-list host and his incarnation
of that long-running show. "His ratings are identical to the previous guy
and the previous guy had been here for several years. What will the ratings
look like in a year?" They’re using the example of Jay Leno and the
Tonight Show as an example of optimistic success, but others at the network
are much more pessimistic. "This guy’s okay, but [name removed] was
in a league of his own." )Example of Jay Leno & the Tonight Show: Jay
Leno initially took over the Tonight Show and received a lukewarm reception
with viewers and critics, but after an interview with Hugh Grant – Leno
took over all his competition in the ratings and the Tonight Show became
the biggest late night show again.) James Corden replaced Craig Ferguson
on "The Late, Late Show"
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#1**
This aging foreign born A- list celebrity/talk show host/former talk show
host/reality star who is married to a celebrity, had so much work done to
her lips recently that she couldn’t open them to be interviewed on a
red carpet. Couldn’t smile either. It was like a wax figure shuffling
down the carpet.
Sharon
Osbourne (Ozzy)
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#2**
He is in love. Madly, hey I will give you everything I have if you will date
me kind of love. Her? Well this A+ list diva is loving the publicity. She
saw what happened a couple of months ago when people thought she had a boyfriend
and she is loving it. She is in way over her head though. It is going to
be tough backing out of this one. My guess is that it will end up in a big
pile of booze and pills.
Mariah
Carey/James Packer (Brett Ratner)
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#3**
This one hit wonder B list singer with the horrible reputation is A+ when
it comes to drug use. He is playing a dangerous game right now and rehab
would be the luckiest result. He might end up with a Pete Doherty type situation
on his hands.
Robin
Thicke
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#4**
You would think that our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress would
break up with a guy before she starts hooking up with another. Now it just
looks like she is cheating on yet another boyfriend.
Rita
Ora
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#5**
Very quietly this former B+ list mostly movie actress who now works rarely
after being a jinx to most television shows on which she is cast, has resumed
her former career. A few nights a week, after her kids from her A list ex
are put to bed she makes an outcall to a rotating group of 3 or 4 men who
can afford her very inflated prices. She will also take being cast in a main
role on a television show as return for payment. Denise Richards (Charlie
Sheen)
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is not the only one cheating in the family.
It seems as if his lovely wife is also hooking up with someone. Much more
discreetly. Only when the timing is perfect. Could not have been that perfect
though because the guy is getting divorced from his wife. The wife found
out. Now the tabloids will find out.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actor from two very long running very
hit network shows who has not had much luck since with a headlining gig,
was like a kid in a candy store this past week. His wife arranged for the
actor to have three male strippers sent to their hotel suite while they were
out of town on vacation. The wife encouraged the strippers and was talking
dirty to her husband the whole time. Sounds like he finally found his perfect
match.
Kelsey
Grammer ("Cheers" and "Fraiser")/Kayte Walsh (on vacation in
Miami)
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#3**
Apparently this very good looking B+/A- list mostly movie actor who also
starred in that huge pay cable show, was busted cheating on his significant
other a few weeks ago which I wrote about in this space. Instead of apologizing
he has been out of control with his womanizing and it sounds like the
relationship is over. Jason Momoa "Game of Thrones"/Lisa Bonet; Justin
Theroux "The Leftovers"/Jennifer Aniston
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#4**
Everyone knows she is a brilliant songwriter. The thing is though, no one
wants to work with her for fear of ending up in a lawsuit. So, no one is
buying her songs and no one wants to record with her.
Kesha
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#5**
It is pretty disrespectful to take your girlfriend with you on a family trip.
This permanent A list mostly movie actor has never been one for respect though.
His long suffering actress wife just puts up with the facade that the woman
is the tutor for the children.
Harrison
Ford/Calista Flockhart;
Michael
Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actress who got her start on a hit network show
before fading and then working her way to A- list recently had a baby. While
getting all kinds of work done to get her body back she figured it would
be a good chance to work on her face too. Not a good move. She has totally
lost the look that made her famous.
Mila
Kunis
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#1**
BET AWARDS: This B+ list host/reality star/part-time actress, is married
to an A list celebrity but she was telling people this weekend that the marriage
is over. Cheating on both sides is how I hear it. She would never admit to
that though.
La
La Anthony (Carmelo)
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#2**
This former tweener actor turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor was smoking
meth with locals this weekend at a very out of the way town. He definitely
knew what he was doing.
Shia
LaBeouf filming "American Honey" in North Dakota
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#3**
Dear Quentin Tarantino, I found someone for you to hang out with soon. The
celebrity offspring of an A list couple who has done some acting himself
was at a party this weekend and kept asking women if he could touch their
feet. If they said yes, he would sit down on the floor and rub them for a
bit before moving on to the next person.
Jaden
Smith (Will and Jada Smith)
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#4**
This A list female rapper makes a big deal about all the men in her life
and the drama in her relationships with them, but she actually prefers women
and hooked up with an up and coming female rapper who also happens to be
married to a man.
Nicki
Minaj (Meek Mill and Safaree Samuel)/DeJ Loaf (Ajure Harding)
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#5**
This SNL star might not make it through the summer to return for next season
if he continues his party habits. The comic was doing coke and popping pills
and washing it all down with booze at a party this past week. Bobby
Moynihan
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#6**
KINDNESS: This former B list mostly movie actor from a big movie franchise
turned reality co-host posed with 30-40 fans while waiting for a recent flight
and then stopped what he was doing another 20 times on the flight itself
to take photos and sign autographs.
Kellan
Lutz ("Twilight") ("Bullseye")
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#7**
This B- list celebrity offspring who calls herself a model, but does not
really do much modeling went shopping this weekend with the credit card of
her A list celebrity boyfriend. She dropped $50K in a few hours in one store.
Apparently the former tweener still has a ton of money if he can afford for
her to spend that much that quickly.
Hailey
Baldwin/Justin Bieber
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#8**
Instead of coming out like the world expects him to, this boy bander found
another woman to pretend to be with him for the cameras this weekend, The
photos were then distributed with a story from his PR team to make it seem
like they are a new couple.
Louis
Tomlinson ("One Direction")/Tamara Bell
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#9**
Almost from day one of filming her new movie, this married A list Academy
Award nominee/winner has been hooking up with her male co-star. Julia
Roberts/Jack O'Connell ("Money Monster")
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#10**
This B+ list reality star from an A list reality show passed out in a Vegas
elevator after doing too much coke and booze. The woman he picked up got
security to help her get him out of the elevator and to his room.
Scott
Disick "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#11**
This is not that long, but I am hoping that the subject really follows through.
It turns out that this A list reality star who controls what seemingly is
a vast empire is slowly being set up and there could be a huge payoff. Apparently
the man she is seeing also has a boyfriend. The man has signed a confidentiality
agreement but there is some wiggle room in it about talking to his family.
There is a member of his family who is dutifully recording everything the
man says and collects all the photos and bits of video. At some point the
man knows his relationship with his boyfriend will be discovered and he will
be sent to the curb without much if any money. This is his insurance policy.
He has some good stuff and apparently won’t be shy about using it. One
piece at a time to secure his future or one big piece if the A lister pays
up when she realizes everything that has been documented.
Kris
Jenner/Corey Gamble
345. MR.
X 06/29 **#1**
BET AWARDS: This foreign born, almost A-list singer had to be escorted out
of the Microsoft Theater after he broke a mirror in his dressing room with
a beer bottle. He was beyond drunk and was beyond pissed off that he had
to share the stage with another (more established performer). Did I mention
his mother was there and witnessed it all?
The
Weeknd/PROBABLY Alicia Keys
346. MR.
X 06/29 **#2**
BET AWARDS: The encounter between the two ex girlfriends that everyone was
waiting to happen did happen. Right before the show started, ex girlfriend
#1 bumped into ex girlfriend #2 and both gave each other the
double-barreled
salute. Classy.
Rihanna
and Karrueche Tran
347. MR.
X 06/29 **#3**
BET AWARDS: I figured these two rappers were done feuding, but apparently
they haven’t. They almost came to blows backstage after the elder of
the two rappers started bragging that she had sex with the younger rapper’s
current boyfriend. The younger rapper overheard it all and tried to throw
a punch at her until security stepped in.
Lil'
Kim/Nicki Minaj/Meek Mill
348. MR.
X 06/29 **#4**
BET AWARDS: If you were wondering where the girlfriend of that B-list rapper
was, she was in Cannes having sex with a much older (married) man who paid
her much more than she would have if she attended the BET Awards.
Tyga/Kylie
Jenner
349.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/29 **#1**
We know you’re hungry for gossip on a Monday morning, so gather
’round! We have a couple of EXCLUSIVE bits of gossip about a very famous
young celebrity! You may have heard that our beautiful young film star has
been house-hunting in a major city. Well, our spies tell us that she has
narrowed it down to four properties, all in very high-end buildings. Her
budget is $8+ million. She is concerned about security. She wants three to
five bedrooms. Why does an unmarried, single girl with no children need so
much space? Because we found out that she and her boyfriend are moving in
together! Despite rumors that their relationship is on the rocks, they are
fine, and they are taking their commitment to the next level by cohabiting!
The extra rooms are for his child/ren when they stay over. Now for the weird
part. The agents tried to pitch great buildings in several different
neighborhoods, but our actress refused to look at those properties. Instead,
she gave them an address and told them that she only wanted to look at properties
in this particular neighborhood near this particular building. At first,
the agents were puzzled about why she wanted to do such an incredibly narrow
search. When they figured out who lived in that building, though, their
puzzlement turned to surprise. So, just who lives in that building that is
the center target of her search? The boyfriend’s famously controlling
ex-wife! The ex-wife demanded that her ex-husband live close to her…
he convinced our young actress that it was a good idea… and now our
young actress is footing the bill for it! Just how close will they be? All
four of the properties that our young actress is considering are within 500
feet of the ex-wife’s front door!
Jennifer
Lawrence/Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow (Tribeca)
350.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/29 **#2**
The producers of this TV show really want you to believe that their new host
was their top choice. Not even close. This funny female recently admitted
that she was approached to host the talk show, but turned down the offer.
She wasn’t the only one! We found out that the producers actually approached
several other people before finally finding someone who would take the gig.
The person who finally accepted the job? Their eleventh choice!
Funny
Female: Amy Schumer
Talk Show: "The Daily Show"
New Host: Trevor Noah
351.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/29 **#3**
It turns out this gorgeous model was not as happy as she looked in her
relationship with that superstar actor! "I probably looked happy on the outside,
but on the inside I was miserable! I knew that it wasn’t real and that
I was just for show, but when he suddenly rejected me for an actress, it
was very shocking and hurtful. I thought that we were friends, but he
didn’t even have the courtesy to tell me what he was going to do. He’s
a little bit cruel that way. I was embarrassed and mad at myself for investing
so many years in a relationship that was never going to go anywhere. Good
for my career, but bad for my self-esteem." She is now in a real relationship
with a non-celebrity… and is very happy!
Model:
Bar Refaeli (engaged to Adi Ezra)
Superstar:
Leonardo DiCaprio
Actress:
Blake Lively
352. BRAPPP
06/29
This A-list actress who you love for ‘being real’ and
‘down-to-earth’ had a huge meeting with her PR team late last year
and decided that to avoid overexposure, she will stay out of the press until
late 2015 when her next award-winning film is released and she has to campaign
for an Oscar. So much for non-calculated. Jennifer Lawrence/"Joy" (release
date December)
353. SANDRA
ROSE 06/29
A washed up R&B singer is about to be sued by the personal assistant
to the R&B singer’s superstar sister. This singer, who looked an
absolute mess at the 2015 BET Awards, is accusing the PA of stalking her.
The reality is this singer is so envious of the PA’s closerthanthis
relationship with her superstar sister that she reportedly stalks HIM on
social media. The R&B singer blames him for stealing her friends (even
though she doesn’t have any friends), and she constantly keeps tabs
on his movements by calling and texting people who know him. Who does that?
The drama will ramp up a notch on Thursday when a TV network airs an episode
featuring the singer’s alleged stalker. The PA is in the process of
filing restraining orders against the singer, the TV network, and the production
company today. He is also planning to file a lawsuit for slander and defamation.
He is seeking compensation for his emotional distress, pain and suffering.
And he will win because there is evidence against the singer in the form
of numerous social media posts directed toward the PA. Insiders whisper that
the singer is stalking the PA because he knows something scandalous about
her husband that would blow the lid off their private life. I don’t
know what the scandalous TEA is, but I can only guess that it is extremely
damaging to her and her husband’s public image. Especially
considering… Well, I’ll leave it there… for now.
R&B singer:
Tamar
Braxton
Tamar
Braxton destroyed online after singing with Patti LaBelle on BET
Awards
Superstar sister: Toni Braxton
Show: "Braxton Family Values"/WEtv
354. ALLIE
IS WIRED 06/29
What former reality star stepped out recently wearing a very revealing outfit
and accompanied by not one, but two men? Both appeared to be significantly
younger than her, but pleased as punch to be on her arm(s). Is she gettin’
her groove on cougar style?
Brandi
Granville "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress is still that high on the list only by who
she is with and her past glory. Except for some quick one day things, she
has not been working. This is not a good thing for her because boredom with
her leads to substance abuse and lately she has been doctor shopping. Three
visits to various doctors last week who are known for a quick pen to pad
for whatever ails you.
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#2**
For whatever reasons, it is usually actresses that have paps that are on
their speed dial. Breaking that mold though is this A list mostly movie actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He has two people on call who always
seem to snap him with a woman. Never solo and never with a guy. Always with
a woman. With the photos they send out to the agencies they usually add a
line about how the couple were really into each other. He plays the game
really well. Jake Gyllenhaal; Bradley Cooper
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#3**
The friendship between these two co-stars on a somehow hit network show has
been strained to the point of breaking because the celebrity boyfriend of
one of the co-stars hit on the other co-star. Nothing new for him.
Show: "2 Broke Girls"
Celebrity couple: Kat Dennings/Josh Groban
Co-star: Beth Behrs
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#4**
You would think that this A list mostly television actress from a very hit
very long running network show would get tons of movie offers during her
off time. Nope. Her television producers might be stuck with her, but no
one wants to deal with her or the people close to her who would be on set
with her every day.
Kaley
Cuoco-Sweeting "The Big Bang Theory"
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#5**
At an after party Sunday night, this one word named rapper who managed to
avoid his singer ex, was trying to find a woman to take home after the party
and apparently you had to agree to have unprotected sex with him. He had
no shortage of takers.
Event:
"BET Awards"
Rapper: Future
Singer Ex: Ciara
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#6**
At an after party Sunday night this pint sized former A list rapper started
screaming at this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has a really big film
on the horizon. Apparently he would only kiss her on the cheek and she started
yelling at him for not hitting on her. She said he thought he was too good
for her. The scene she made was epic. Well, normal for her, but epic for
most places.
Event:
"BET
Awards"
Rapper: Lil’ Kim
Actor: Michael B. Jordan
Big film: "Creed" Adonis Johnson, the son of Rocky Balboa’s former
rival Apollo Creed
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#7**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress who is on a long running
network show that barely keeps hanging on is finally speaking out about what
happened in her marriage to this A-/B+ list mostly television actor with
a couple of hit network shows to his credit. He cheated. A lot. Once she
found out she dumped him and promised to keep it quiet. Guess she broke that
promise.
Actress:
Missy Peregrym (born in Canada)
Network show: "Rookie Blue"
Actor: Zachary Levi
Hits: "Less Than Perfect" and "Chuck"
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#8**
This A list mogul/ rapper wannabe/celebrity has moved on from his most recent
celebrity girlfriend to this OITNB actress who is also going to be the face
of one of the products the mogul sells.
Mogul:
Sean Puffy P. Diddy Combs
OITNB actress: Dascha Polanco
Celebrity girlfriend: Cassie Ventura (Sean John perfume called
3AM)
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#9**
Apparently this A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award
winner/nominee is under the impression she is more than just a booty call
for this A list celebrity. She is making plans for the couple to live together
while he is off enjoying being single.
Jennifer
Lawrence/Chris Martin
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#10**
A new breast job and nose job and it appears that this former A list singer
turned reality judge is paying for it all by staying with the guy for a week
who foot the bill. Then she will move on to her next weekly customer.
Nicole
Scherzinger
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30 **#11**
A first timer in the blinds today. Two years ago, none of you knew his name
and two years from now, everyone will probably be asking what happened to
him. He could have had it all. I think some part of him wanted to succeed
at his chosen profession, but most of him got caught up in the fame and the
idea of a quick buck with little to no work. Our celebrity is B+ list. A
year ago he was closer to A list and he definitely had a list name recognition.
A whirlwind of publicity followed by A listers reaching out to him and wanting
to have dinner with him or a drink went to his head. All of that is just
an illusion. It is fleeting. He didn’t know that. In order to keep any
of that momentum going you need a great team and you need to stay on top
of your game. He didn’t have a great team. They turned down the good
and kept the bad and assumed offers would keep rolling in. Nope. They dried
up along with all of that attention he had received earlier. The money was
disappearing. So, he tired to mount a comeback, but it was going to be too
hard. Too much drinking. Too much partying. He was cheating on his significant
other like crazy. The significant other found out and has all kinds of juicy
info. The last chance was gone. He threw it away to keep partying. If he
is lucky he might get a job doing something related to his field. Maybe.
He has burned a lot of bridges with a lot of people who were trying to help,
but when he started star fucking he left them behind.
Michael
Sam
366.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/30 **#1**
This TV star has been all over social media making a big deal out of leaving
her show. The only thing is… her public wailing may simply be a negotiating
tactic! As of yesterday, she and the producers were still talking! They are
offering her $2 million. She wants $3 million. Why should she keep negotiating?
First of all, she is not as rich as she pretends to be. Secondly, she has
not signed a contract to do anything else. Thirdly, she has a big ego and
would miss the attention too much. So, don’t be surprised if those crocodile
tears suddenly turn into a big, rich smile!
NeNe
Leakes "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
367.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/30 **#2**
If you were wondering if this male vocalist is really getting serious with
the most current girl in his life, wonder no more! It’s serious. Seriously
fake, that is! Yes, it’s just another one of those public relations
ploys to keep his name out front; to keep his photos in the magazines; and
to keep the most gullible of young girls buying what he’s selling (albums,
concert tickets, and young hetero love). Louis Tomlinson ("One
Direction")/Tamara Bell
368.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/30 **#3**
We had really hoped that the younger member of this family would avoid all
the pitfalls to which the others fell prey. No such luck. She’s already
in deep. The latest? She is actually being coached by one of her parents
in both in the art of pleasing a man as well as how to find one to pay her
a lot to do it. We’re not talking about a boyfriend or husband here.
We’re talking about professional work. Her television fame and young
age are already earning her a significant bonus over others who provide similar
services. Kylie Jenner (mother Kris Jenner) "Keeping Up With the
Kardashians"
369. BRAPPP
06/30
This A-list actress made her name as a comedy and a romantic-comedy actress,
but she desperately wants to reinvent herself as a ‘serious actress’
and you’ll notice by her filmography, she’s trying damn hard. She
was extremely disappointed to be snubbed for an Oscar recently and that made
her realize she wants it now more than ever. She’s refusing to look
a scripts for anything that isn’t Oscar bait and she just isn’t
getting any good scripts right now, so the actress hasn’t shot a flick
for almost a year. Jennifer Aniston
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Last updated: February 5, 2018
