NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. MR. X
03/01 **#1**
What TV host/reality star/sometime actress wife of an A-list NBA player had
a secret marriage before she met her current husband? She had it annulled
after he became physically abusive.
La
La Anthony (Carmelo)
2. MR. X
03/01 **#2**
What B-list reality star/host/celeb spawn clashed with the bosses of that
cable network she worked for because she didnt get that raise she was
promised? She was also mad that her cohosts were being unfairly treated on
social media and that the network (who were doing nothing to stop the bullying)
tried to put a gag order on her. Oh and shes not really friends with
the person who was joked about on her show not too long ago, they share an
agent. Kelly Osbourne "Fashion Police"/Zendaya
3. MR. X
03/01 **#3**
What almost A-list former tweener exploded at the backstage crew after she
escaped a serious injury during the opening concert of her tour?
Ariana
Grande
(video)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#1**
This married former tweener television actress turned A list mostly television
actress turned celebrity turned B list television actress who is desperate
for fame throws her family under the bus at every opportunity if it means
fame for her. She missed one childs birthday to walk a red carpet.
She missed her anniversary to have sex with a guy who funded one of her projects.
Melissa Joan Hart
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#2**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who constantly cheats on
his wife while calling it an open marriage, might have sunk to a new low
for him and his marriage. He ditched his wife at their hotel to go have sex
with a fan and ended up spending the night with the fan and was running late
for a flight with his wife. He met his wife at the airport. Oh, the fan is
the one who dropped him off.
Ewan
McGregor
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#3**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor got so tired of taking on and off
his wedding ring while cheating that he just leaves it off except for red
carpet events he attends with his actress wife. I think if she could do better
than what the pre-nup says she would leave him. She loves being his wife
and what comes with it, but everyone laughs at her all the time for being
played like this. This is not about Ben Affleck. Think younger.
Channing
Tatum/Jenna Dewan
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#4**
This former A list member of a singing group who went on to reality television,
many children and almost as many arrests was barred with the exception of
one location from a building and its grounds after he was caught smoking
crack on an outside lawn last week.
Bobby
Brown (hospital Bobbi Kristina is in)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#5**
A teacher is trying to sell a story to the tabloids that two years ago this
possible one record wonder who is foreign born and had a very good 2014 was
questioned by the police after several boys complained about the singer.
Apparently the singer would show up during recess and talk to the boys and
would sometimes show up at the end of the day too. Super creepy. Sam
Smith
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#6**
If you think time heals all wounds then there definitely needs to be more
time to heal for this former A list mostly movie actress who is still technically
married to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. He cheated a lot
and the wife ran into him in front of a restaurant early last week with his
new girlfriend. Our actress shoved the actor and threw a lit cigarette at
him.
Antonio
Banderas/Melanie Griffith
10. NY POST/PAGE
SIX 03/02
1. Which Hollywood actor had a three-way with a woman and another man after
a night out at a club but got so freaked out during the proceedings,
he abruptly ran away?
Zac
Efron (Nylon Magazine Spring Fashion Issue Party Dragon in West Hollywood,
Calif.)
2. Which former Hollywood It girl recently visited a South American country "surrounded by security to keep people away?" Funny thing was, "nobody seemed to care, she was never recognized." Ellen Page in Brazil
3. Which Hollywood producer is having serious money problems, and when he finally found a financier to bankroll him, the investors family had the money taken back claiming the sugar daddys senile?
4. Which Broadway actor has been keeping himself entertained on the way to work by getting attractive ladies numbers on subway? Bradley Cooper performing in "Elephant Man"
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#1**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor who is finally working again but
wont ever be as famous as when he was married to the A+ lister said
the great thing about being him is that everyone knows who he is and even
if they remember he has a girlfriend they only remember she is blonde so
he cheats exclusively with blondes. Just like he was doing the other night.
Ryan
Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon)
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#2**
Usually this ex-wife to an A+ list mostly movie actor and former girlfriend
to an A list talk show host is the one being paid. This time though she is
paying the D list celebrity to be with her because she thinks she can get
a reality show just starring herself instead of an ensemble thing.
Celebrity:
Nicole Murphy
A+
list actor: Eddie Murphy
A
list talk show host: Michael Strahan
D
list celebrity: David McIntosh
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#3**
This former A- list mostly television actress from that long running hour
long network comedy that doesnt exist any longer was hanging out with
her very rich boyfriend in public the other day in his hometown. Later that
day though he spent two hours in a hotel room with that foreign born A list
model turned part-time actress who finally got the public split announcement
she has been wanting from that A+ list celebrity she was "dating."
Former
A- list actress: Eva Longoria
Show: "Desperate Housewives"
Boyfriend: Jose Baston ("Mexican
Open")
Foreign born A list model: Irina Shayk
A+ list celebrity: Cristiano Ronaldo
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress has divided her time between movies
and television. For a B lister she has A list name recognition because of
some really erratic behavior and a very high profile relationship with an
A lister that she has never repeated. Anyway, our actress is hated on her
new cable show because she is sleeping with the creator when needed to make
sure that she gets the most lines and that people who get in her way get
removed. She really hasnt changed.
B+ list actress: Anne Heche (boyfriend is James Tupper who plays David
Clarke on "Revenge")
Erratic behavior: mental breakdown in 2000
A lister: Ellen DeGeneres (one-time lesbian relationship)
Show: "Dig"
Creator: Gideon Raff or Tim Kring
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#5**
This A+ list singer and this foreign born A list model who is becoming an
actress got into a huge screaming fight last week at an award show after
party because the model thinks the singer should be more forthcoming about
her sexuality. Taylor Swift/Cara Delevingne "Brit Awards"
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#6**
This A+ list mostly television actress who gets A+ because her network show
is so popular has a little secret. OK, well she has that big one that everyone
whispers about and then of course a couple of others that are whispered but
this one is new. Makes her a little less squeaky clean. One of her recent
hires as an assistant is known for dealing drugs to her celebrity bosses.
She is in demand but only by people who want the best quality pills and other
drugs.
A+ list actress: Kerry Washington
Show: "Scandal"
Old secrets: sham marriage to Nnamdi Asomugha and affair with married co-star
Tony Goldwyn
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#7**
This C list celebrity dating that former A list tweener turned bad singer/bad
indie actress has no idea that the former tweener has also been hooking up
with the C listers best friend.. The best friend is an A list singer
and an Academy Award winner/nominee for his acting.
C
list celebrity: Zedd
Former A list tweener: Selena Gomez
A list singer: Jared Leto
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#8**
This A list singer is A list in his own musical niche but every few years
makes it to A list in the mainstream pop charts. He is married. He is always
married. His new wife better get used to the cheating because the guy has
been married a very very short time and has already hooked up with a fan
and an ex. No, not the A lister the one before that he cheated on with the
A lister.
Marc
Anthony, the ex is not JLo but Dayanara Torres, Miss Universe
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#9**
This celebrity offspring is always alone at school plays and concerts and
anything else that involves public gatherings. The offsprings B list
actress mom who is way more famous inside her own head than she really is
despite her A+ list actor ex-husband thinks people will want photos and
autographs and prefers to just stay home. Katie Holmes/Suri (Tom
Cruise)
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#10**
Some bad blood between this reality star on a hit cable show that seems like
it is constantly airing and not on E!. The reality star was in Vegas at a
club and was trying to hook up with a woman when this New England player
walked up and got her to go with him. Some shoving and arguing before security
came to clear things up. The woman ended up going with the NFL player.
Reality
star/show: "Pawn Stars" Chumlee
NFL plater: Rob "Gronk" Gronkowski
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#11**
Last week I gave you a long list of names. I also gave you some very big
names during the week including at least three jaw droppers. Here are five
other names that I considered huge.
(original blind
item)
#1 Academy Award winner. Currently single but has been married to an actor before. Apparently she also travels to other countries to meet men. She has been with several Presidents of different countries. Many people dont find her to be that attractive. Hilary Swank
#2 One of the few singers on the list is this A list singer who has had some issues in the past. When she was about to turn 19 she visited and set a new price record. Britney Spears
#3- A now married A list mostly movie actress who was A+ list on hit pay cable show for a very long time. Anna Paquin "True Blood"
#4 A now married A- list mostly movie actress who has been acting since she was literally a child. She was underage here, but of legal consent there when she went. She was having big financial problems and supported herself for two years doing it. Drew Barrymore
#5- This actress has celebrity offspring. She was once married to an A+
list mostly movie actor and an A list mostly television actor who makes bad
movies. She still travels once or twice a year and still commands very very
high fees.
Actress: Demi Moore
Offspring: Rumer Willis
A+ list actor: Bruce Willis
A list actor: Ashton Kutcher
22. LAINEY
GOSSIP 03/02
Before it happened, his friends were begging him not to do it. Begging him
not to make it permanent. But he was in too deep, and a little wounded too
after his most recent professional setback. So it happened. Despite all the
warnings, he went ahead and made it official. But the happily ever after
wore off really quickly. It wore off a long time ago. Which is why while
hes working, hes also hiding. Of course he could stay in luxe
accommodations all to himself. Instead of sleeping in a hotel suite that
they most certainly have the budget for though, hes on his buddys
couch. His best buddy. The one youd think would approve of his
relationship. But even his best friend thinks his girl is crazy. And understands
why hes decided to hide out, where its not so easy for her to
find him. Which, apparently, happens all the time. Shes obsessive about
calling around, looking for him, haranguing anyone she can to ask where he
is, what hes doing, why he hasnt texted her back. Two sources
confirmed to me that shes been delayed on set a few times because
shes been shouting down the phone at someone in her trailer, demanding
they track him down for her. And so, at a time when theyre supposed
to be celebrating, hes far away, enjoying his freedom for a few weeks.
Is this what its going to be for a lifetime?
He:
Johnny Depp
She:
Amber Heard (filming "The Danish Girl" in London)
Setback:
"Mortdecai" bombing
Buddy:
Marilyn Manson
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#1**
This B- list mostly movie actor now is barely hanging on to the B list range.
The only reason he still has B list life is because of his name and because
he landed a movie franchise. Back in the day when he was on that long long
long running network drama with all the big names he was closer to A list.
Anyway, married for still a very short time our actor was with two Asian
hookers the other night after doing some press for his new movie. He left
the wife back at home. All three went to his hotel room.
Actor:
Mekhi Phifer (married 03/13)
Network
drama: "ER"
Movie
Franchise: "Divergent"
Current
movie: "Insurgent"
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#2**
This A- list national talk show host knows he is about to get busted for
cheating on his wife. His publicist knows but no one else.
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#3**
This married A+ list mostly movie actress with A+++ list name recognition
is really really sick. As in not going to live another couple of years sick.
Apparently it is one of the reasons she cant gain weight and why she
disappears for weeks at a time from the public.
Angelina
Jolie (This blind was 10 days before her announcement)
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#4**
The stalkee is becoming the stalker. The very brief boyfriend of this B list
mostly television actress from the hit network show says that he slept with
her and then dumped her for someone else but our actress calls and texts
him constantly to the point where he wants to switch telephone numbers.
Sarah Hyland
(secured
restraining order against ex-boyfriend Matthew Prokop)/Dominic
Sherwood
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actress recently suffered a miscarriage. She was
devastated and does not think she will be able to have any more kids which
is what she really wanted. She will only have them naturally and she is getting
a little older. She wanted to match the older with the new so to speak.
Reese Witherspoon (has a boy and girl with Ryan Phillippe and son with
Jim Toth)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#6**
It must be A+ list day. This A+ list mostly movie actress is hooking up with
a single mom at her sons school. I dont know if the woman has
kids there or is a teacher. Sandra Bullock
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#7**
With all of the drama going on behind the scenes at this cable show, the
dislike for the new member of the show has kind of been forgotten for a moment.
No one can stand her and in the short time she has been there has been rude
to just about everyone.
Kathy
Griffin "Fashion
Police"
(and a few days later she was gone)
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#8**
This Teen Mom only sees her new baby when the cameras are rolling. The rest
of the time the baby stays with the paternal grandmother because our Teen
Mom is in bad shape with drugs and has split with her significant other also
except for when the cameras are rolling. Jenelle Evan
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#9**
So, the paps are trying their best, but have failed to figure it out so two
tabloid reporters have been assigned to follow this newly married couple
with the A list movie/television actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
as the groom. Apparently there is a man that has been spotted several times
with the wife, but for only brief moments. The paps have seen the man and
have photos of him, but have none of him with the wife because she comes
out of nowhere, they dont meet in public and the meetings are usually
under two minutes. The best they have got is a fuzzy shot through some dark
windows a couple of times. The tabloid reporters have been trying to buy
security footage from the places, but either have not had luck or there is
nothing good on the video. Is he the lover? A blackmailer? He is definitely
out of place.
Benedict
Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter
32. MR. X
03/03 **#1**
What B-list actress who had a good shot at being A- list a few years back,
has become so delusional that she didnt notice one of her former co-stars
dissing her on Twitter and she took it as a compliment? She and her a-hole
husband need to drop all the yes men and pull their heads out of the
clouds.
MoNique/Gabourey
Sidibe
(diss)
33. MR. X
03/03 **#2**
What foreign born B/C-list actor currently on a historically based cable
series, has been posting pics on social media of him and his boyfriend? His
PR people are obviously encouraging it, because hes still at the beginning
of his career and not at a point where it would be a setback. Travis Fimmel
("Vikings")
34. MR. X
03/03 **#3**
What A++ list songstress was supposed to be the headliner at NYC Prides
Dance on the Pier concert last year but organizers were so concerned about
the potential traffic nightmare following Bridgegate that she ending up
cancelling? Beyoncé
35. LAINEY
GOSSIP 03/03
Im trying to bank some goodwill with you so heres the second
blind in two days. Youll understand tomorrow. Motherhood hasnt
slowed her down. Not professionally and definitely not when she parties.
I mean, some people can use recreationally and it doesnt become a problem.
Maybe thats why she feels she can do it so openly. For her, she
doesnt act like its something she has to hide. Because she was
recently hanging out in a hotel, with some friends and a few strangers, and
she snorted a few lines, no paranoia, no worries about the fact that while
these people certainly knew her, she definitely didnt know them. This
surprised me because shes never been that girl whos had drug
culture association through her career. Shes not a fixture on the standard
party circuit. She doesnt roll with an LA crowd of club rats. But see?
The Celebrity Ecosystem can still fuck up your shit. Anyway, the kid is still
small so well give her the benefit of the doubt that shes not
breastfeeding anymore? Thats where it gets kinda sketchy. Scarlett
Johansson
36. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/03
The mother of todays blind item is commonly known in New Orleans as
a slumlord by her neighbors. Our blind item and his mother own and manage
numerous rental properties in the 504, and word is, they treat their tenants
like trash. Dont believe me.. Ask Birdman. Heres what a source
revealed: "Him and mom are slumlords. They got people living in shit and
they dont care. In front of one of their rented homes, sits a SUV sitting
on bricks. They dont take care of the properties that they rent out."
Lil Wayne/Jacida "Cita" Carter
37.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/03
This horrifying encounter with a very famous actress and her husband at the
time took place several years ago. One day, while working on a project, the
actress slept in. One of the members of her staff knocked on her bedroom
door and called her name, softly at first, and then louder, to try to awaken
her. "It was my responsibility to get her up if she was running late to set."
There was no response. The staff person walked into the bedroom and gasped
in horror. "It looked like a slaughterhouse! The sheets were soaked with
blood. I was sure that [the actress and her husband] had been stabbed to
death. I started screaming." The screaming woke up the actress and her husband.
"They just sat up, looked at me, and smiled. They were totally casual about
it, like there was nothing wrong or weird about it. They told me that it
was just blood play and that they had a little too much fun last night but
that they were fine. I knew she was a cutter but I didnt know that
she liked to do that with [her husband]." The staff person quit that day.
The actress eventually divorced her husband. We do not know if she is still
a cutter or if she engages in blood play with her new S.O. Angelina
Jolie/Billy Bob Thornton
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#1**
Would you watch a family member have sex? This B list reality star/actress/singer
watched her celebrity family member the other night. Well, they were sharing
the same suite. It freaked out the person who was having sex with the family
member because it was not just a passing glance it was full on watching.
Julianne And Derek Hough
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#2**
This still technically married permanent B list mostly movie actor must be
in his 40s. Let me check. Yeah, he is. Anyway, he was hitting on a
bunch of college women the other night and told them he could get them parts
in his new movie and all they had to do was sleep with him. At least he was
direct. One woman actually took him up on it. He does have a new movie but
he gets no say about any casting. He always uses this line until someone
says yes.
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#3**
This foreign born probable one album wonder from 2014 had some really bad
pot brownies he said. Well his road manager said. Tried to come up with some
reason why the singer was running around the hotel hallways naked two nights
ago.
Sam
Smith
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#4**
This foreign born A list singer from a couple of years ago started off in
reality television before hitting it big. She is going to be back again this
summer and might move to A list again from her current B- list status with
her new song. Anyway, while she was struggling before getting that reality
show gig she worked as a webcam model and one of her customers has two hours
of footage of her naked that he is trying to sell. Carly Rae Jepsen "Canadian
Idol"/forthcoming album "I Really Like You"
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actor who is doing some pay cable to branch out
is married. It didnt stop him from hitting on his B list mostly movie
actress co-star. She turned him down but he has the habit of e-mailing her
photos of him in bed with other women or solo naked shots of himself to show
her what she could have had. Vince Vaughn/Rachel McAdams "True
Detective"
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#6**
This network reality host is finding it hard to get any real high paying
work. It turns out that his A+ list singer ex is calling in lots of favors
and says she wont work with anyone who gives her ex a job.
Nick
Cannon/Mariah Carey
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#7**
This A list singer who really does that Christmas thing well was without
his supposed B+ list actress girlfriend for a birthday vacation. He did have
some fun with that male friend of his though who also stayed in the same
hotel room. Josh Groban/Kat Dennings
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#8**
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress has her B list celebrity
husband so wrapped around her finger that even though he knows his wife cheated
on him with someone our actress has him out there lying for her while she
still cheats with the same guy.
Elisha
Cuthbert/Dion Phaneuf/Joffrey Lupul
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actor has his new movie opening soon. It is kind
of a franchise but a first movie. Anyway, the guy is hair challenged and
had some kind of new hair transplant that has left a horrible infection on
his head. Hat during press interviews? Tom Hardy ("Mad Max: Fury
Road")
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#10**
This former A list mostly movie actress made one bad movie decision. Now
she cant get the same roles she got prior and is dropping quickly to
B list. After years of being sober our actress is doing drugs in a big way
and has lost a ton of weight off a really skinny frame. Her puppy dog actor
boyfriend has been shown the door because she is in definite drink and drug
as much as possible mode. Amanda Seyfried ("Lovelace")/Justin Long
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#11**
She was never really given any credit for her acting. To be fair, she once
did have the number one movie in a country. Im pretty sure it was the
only movie being shown in that country at the time. Had to be. The thing
is since she has given up acting which was never her main celebrity gig anyway
she has become a better actress. She throws out this public image of happiness
and that she has the best marriage in the world and everything is sweetness
and light. People believe it. People want to believe it. I think she enjoys
her marriage about 10% of the time and 90% of that 10% is when she is away
from home. If she is home, they rarely sleep in the same room together or
even wing of the house. One of them usually him sleeps in the guest house.
He can smoke his pot out there all night and try and calm down. The guy has
a temper. Lots of verbal abuse. She is the only one who has actually done
the hitting. She has hit him several times. He doesnt work. She works
a lot. He has cheated. She has cheated too but dont tell. She is so
much better at hiding her cheating than she was back in the day. She only
cheats with people who have as much to lose as she does. She thinks if she
divorces that it will ruin the carefully cultivated image she has worked
on for the past few years after some really bad PR moves. Plus, her family
has issues so she works really hard to look perfect, or at least the
relationship.
Actress:
Jessica
Simpson
Husband: Eric
Johnson
Movie: "Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous"
(The film was released in Russia on 9 October 2008 and in Bulgaria on 7 November
2008)
49.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/04 **#1**
These pretty girls are two of the hottest models right now. Youve probably
seen photos of them hanging out together. Thats because they are friends.
Correction: They WERE friends. Within the past week, they had a giant fight
in which they slung some vicious accusations at each other
and now they hate each other! One of them has even started deleting pics
of the other from her social media account. Weve talked about these
two before, and we hate that theyre fighting. Why cant they just
lick and make up?
Model 1: Cara DeLevingne
Model 2: Kendall Jenner (no photos of Cara)
50.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/04 **#2**
There are reports that these two male celebrities are feuding. Producers
hope that the rumor will drum up more viewers to tune in to this weekly show
for the chance to see some sort of crazy, dramatic showdown between the two
men. The truth is that they get along just fine. They are competitive
but they like and respect each other a lot. The feud is fake.
TV
Show: "The Voice"
Two
Guys:
Adam Levine/Pharrell Williams
51.
WINE &
SASS 03/04
This C-list mostly television actor's dwindling career might be on the upswing.
He isn't a bright bulb, but occasionally he has a good idea, and this one
idea he told the right person. The actor has an idea for a comedy pilot about
winning back his ex, this C-list celebrity who is A-list in her genre. He's
already got a spec written for the pilot, and there's heavy interest in this
project if his ex signs on, which she is reportedly opening up to since her
current project is coming to an end, and she wouldn't mind giving acting
a try. The rub? The spec was shopped under his production company. His current
wife owns this production company, and supposedly went apeshit nuclear when
someone brought the promising project up during a meeting for HER upcoming
project. She had no idea what her husband was up to, and no idea he was even
talking to his ex. Something she has expressly forbidden. Eddie Cibrian/Brandi
Glanville "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"/LeAnn Rimes
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#1**
Apparently this Real Housewife was given a choice. If she wanted to stay
on the show then she had to say the story was made up (it wasnt) otherwise
she would be fired. The producers wanted the accused on the show more than
the accuser. Look for one big name to be gone next season though.
Show:
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Accuser:
Kim Richards
Accused:
Lisa Rinna
Story
about Lisas husband Harry Hamlin
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#2**
These two really need to have a little talk. The B+ list mostly movie actor
is telling friends he isnt ready to get married and his A list mostly
television actress girlfriend told several of her friends this is moving
way too fast for her. Yet, the two of them keep going forward with the process.
Hopefully they have a talk or it will be faster than a Britney marriage.
Joe
Manganiello/ Sofia Vergara
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#3**
Xanax bars by the handful mixed with booze is probably not the way to go
for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who loves method acting. His girlfriend
tries to keep him out in public so it will be harder for him to use, but
he is quite the handful to stop.
Shia
LaBeouf/Mia Goth
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#4**
This weight challenged A list mostly movie actor badly burned himself when
a dabbing went wrong. There was an incident with his torch and a stumble
by someone and his shirt caught on fire and melted and stuck to his chest.
Jonah Hill
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#5**
This A list singer started off on reality television. She might want to start
facing reality. When your husband does agree to travel with you which is
rarely, why is it that he insists on separate rooms and never even on the
same floor? I guess she is ok with the cheating. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon
Blackstock
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#6**
This B+ list singer used to be A-. Even though she has a new album, it is
not doing well and the only time she sees her kid is when she has nothing
else to do that day. By nothing else I mean she has worn herself out from
partying and whatever family member is watching her drops her off.
Fergie
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#7**
This is getting out of hand. B list mostly television actress. Hit network
show. She has been in and out of this spot frequently, but she might have
set a new bar to match the other night. At a charity event she walked up
to this B+ list mostly television actress who is also an offspring. The actress
walks up to the offspring and says, "I heard you fucked my boyfriend. Stay
the fuck away from him." The offspring doesnt know the guy, never met
him or even seen him. Our actress is losing it.
Sarah
Hyland/Emma Roberts
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#8**
An actress on that HBO show that everyone loves has always been a little
eccentric. She might be a little fired if what she says is true. She says
she slept with the boyfriend of the boss at a Christmas party.
Show: "Girls"
Actress: Zosia Mamet
Boss/boyfriend: Lena Dunham/Jack Antonoff
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#9**
The ex-girlfriend of this former A+ list mostly television actor who went
from network to cable tried to kill herself again this past week. Apparently
the actor called her and said he wanted to get back together and invited
her over and they had sex and started doing drugs and then some other woman
called him and wanted to come over so she did and they had a threesome and
then the actor decided he liked the other woman better than his ex and kicked
her out and threw some hundred dollar bills at her.
Charlie
Sheen/PROBABLY: Brett Rossi
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#10**
#1 I dont know what the future holds for this B list network
reality star who is moving to another reality show on the same network, but
I do know that he is having sex with his current co-star, which would lead
me to believe he is not having it with his former co-star although it seems
current.
B
list star: Chris Soules
Old reality show/new reality show: "The Bachelor"/"Dancing With the Stars"
Current co-star: Witney Carson
Former co-star: Whitney Bishoff
#2 This B list celebrity who is only that high because of the A++listers in her family suffered a really bad bloody nose yesterday while snorting some coke at a fashion week party.
#3- This foreign born A list model who wants to be an actress will tell
anyone who listens that she had sex with the bff of the A+ list female singer
and that both of them only like women.
Foreign born A list model: Cara Delevingne
BFF of the A+ list female singer: Selena Gomez
A+ list female singer: Taylor Swift
62. WINE
& SASS 03/05
After a whirlwind of announcements and publicity at the beginning of the
year, this A List Actress has been laying low the past month. Her B List
husband has made the news recently, but anything you see of her is from
interviews she did months ago or hearsay from others. After a huge altercation
with her husband when he found out she unexpectedly ran into an ex, she is
having second thoughts about her marriage. He displayed some small signs
of jealousy before, but this time things were out of control and scared her.
Many of her friends think that he isn't going to be able to handle the level
of celebrity she is at and her interacting with males while doing her job.
This is an all too common theme in Hollywood when an A List celebrity ends
up with someone not as famous as them. Fear of being cheated on, left for
a more famous person or being viewed as the "lesser" celebrity from the
public-eye can really create problems. He has had blow-ups before, but usually
they were quickly worked out and he profusely apologized to her. While those
things were happening, he was also very intensely escalating their
relationship....a big warning sign to one of her long time A List Best Friends
who, coming from experience, tried to warn our actress. But all she has wanted
for over a decade was to settle down and seems to end up with men who don't.
Her A List ex boyfriend ran into the A List Actress and her close B List
(C List talent-wise) friend and he said his relationship was in trouble and
how much he missed her. She laughed it off since he treated her terribly
and went on her way. When her friend brought up the encounter in a conversation
in front of her husband, he lost it and told her that she is going to make
a fool of him talking to ex's and people will think she's cheating on him.
No one could calm him down and the actress left the house and didn't return
until he left to go out of town for work. He has made several attempts to
make things right in his own way, but so far, she's staying distant and silent.
I hope this doesn't set him off even more.
Actress: Cameron Diaz
Husband: Benji Madden
A list Best Friends: Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Leslie Mann, Stella
McCartney, Reese Witherspoon
Last A list boyfriend: A-Rod (Torrie Wilson)
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#1**
Apparently cheating must run in the family because this married B list female
celebrity offspring of A++ list celebrities was spotted sneaking into the
backseat of a car that already held a man and indulging in a quick 10 second
makeout session before the car started moving. Like father like daughter.
Chelsea Clinton (Bill and Hillary Clinton)
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#2**
This B list singer of one very big hit who is a celebrity offspring is one
sick guy, or hates his ex. According to his girlfriend, the girlfriend wore
the wedding dress of his ex while having sex with the singer.
Robin
Thicke (Alan Thicke)/Paula Patton
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#3**
This former MTV star turned reality star of her own turned actress turned
fading celebrity got busted by her significant other when he found out she
was hooking up with the married host of this network reality show to which
she has a tenuous connection. The host has had his fair share of cheating.
It is how he met his wife after all.
MTV reality star: Audrina Patridge
Significant other: Corey Bohan
Married host/show: Jeff Probst "Survivor"
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#4**
This multiple reality star who appeared on several shows for the same network
and one on cable was paid to wear a new line of clothes from a reality star
and said it looked like someone spent five minutes on making each one and
called them awful. They do look pretty bad.
Multiple reality star:
Reality star: Sonja Morgan "Real Housewives of New York City"
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#5**
It took about three hours for this C list celebrity to find a new person
to pay all her bills and suddenly she has a new "boyfriend," after she dumped
her A list celebrity boyfriend.
Karrueche
Tran/Chris Brown
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#6**
This former B list television actress from a very popular show back in the
day and multiple reality shows and marriages and without children who made
the Celebrity Sex Broker list has a minimum fee of $1000 per ten minute lap
dance at a club appearance she is going to make in a few weeks.
Actress:
Carmen Electra
Show: "Baywatch"
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#7**
One of the housekeepers for this A+ list director who used to be an A+ list
mostly movie actor says his girlfriend is abusing him and the housekeeper
filed an elder abuse report.
Clint
Eastwood/Christina Sandera
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#8**
Even though this actress is still in her mid-teens she has been acting over
a decade. In that tweener world she is probably A- list. In the mainstream
world of acting she is probably a B- lister. Sure she has been the lead in
a movie but when you are young I dont know if that counts for as many
points on the list. She has been in some very big movies and even has a recurring
role on a hot cable show. Anyway, she is already working with her family
and PR people to time a coming out announcement with a movie that she is
shooting. It will be a big movie with a lot of press tours and promotion
and she thinks by coming out she can help other people in their teens who
are struggling with the same decision. She will probably be the youngest
actress to come out.
Actress: Joey King
Cable show: "Fargo"
Very big movies: "The Dark Knight Rises"; "Oz the Great and Powerful"; "The
Conjuring"; "White House Down"
Movie lead: "Ramona & Beezus"
Movie shes shooting: "Stonewall"
71. MR. X
03/06 **#1**
What bisexual network reality star (who isnt out publicly yet) who
is currently unemployed was spotted making out with another guy at a WeHo
club when they were both photographed by someone with an iPhone? Turns out
the guy with the iPhone was an undercover paparazzo. The photog was quickly
paid off by the reality stars PR people and the reality star was seen
the next night at the same club, this time with his on-again-off-again ex.
He still met up with his new guy friend though, he just entered and exited
the club with his ex. Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Peta Murgatroyd or Meryl
Davis
72. MR. X
03/06 **#2**
What A/B-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee left a Paris Fashion Week show
early because he became annoyed with that mother we all hate, who was yakking
to her PR goons the whole time on her phone? When she got up to apologize,
he was long gone.
Jared
Leto/Kris Jenner
73. MR. X
03/06 **#3**
What ailing country music icon who might not make it through 2015 was approached
at the nursing home hes currently staying at by a newly employed CNA
who told him her mom is his biggest fan and could she take a selfie with
him to send to her? Well, some of his family members were soon notified and
the CNA was quickly fired from her job. Shes trying to assemble a legal
team to sue the family, unaware that theyre strapped for cash.
Glen
Campbell
74.
POPBITCH
03/06
Which Grammy winner used to pay ordinary civilians who took his fancy 200
quid a pop to send him dick pics? (Must have helped while away a lonely hour
or two
) Sam Smith
75.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/06
This singers ex-husband is doing a lot of whining about how awful it
was when he found out that the singer was cheating on him with a married
male celebrity. What he fails to mention, though, is the fact that his marriage
to the singer was a total sham. He is gay, she was his beard, they married
out of friendship, and BOTH of them were sleeping with other men during their
relationship! The Exs anger actually stems from the fact that he lost
his posh lifestyle as soon as she divorced him for The Other Guy.
Singer:
LeAnn Rimes
[Optional]
Ex-Husband: Dean Sheremet
[Optional]
The Other Guy: Eddie Cibrian
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#1**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who seems to now make the same movie
every year is an Academy Award winner/nominee already has two families. Now,
I guess he is going for a third because he is cheating on his wife and mistress
with another woman and is not even being discreet about it at all.
Denzel
Washington
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress made the jump to reality television. You
are usually hoping to go the other way. I wonder where her parents are because
this mid-teens actress was out partying until the middle of the night every
night this past week and basically ingested a pharmacy of drugs during it.
She is going to be a huge crash and burn.
Willow
Shields (Primrose Everdeen on "The Hunger Games")/"Dancing With the
Stars"
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#3**
This Pretty Little Liars actress not named Ashley Benson or Lucy Hale was
on a recent vacation and the staff at the hotel where she was staying said
she was by far the worst celebrity guest they have ever had and she was there
for free and still complained non-stop and was rude to everyone and just
a horrible person. They say she was in the top 5 worst guests to ever stay
at this resort.
Janel
Parrish in Turks and Caicos
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#4**
This former Twilight actress has purposely gained about ten pounds to get
tabloids to think she is pregnant with that actor boyfriend of hers. She
has been trying to get pregnant, but for now just wants the covers and a
bunch of pregnancy stories. She isnt big enough to get a cover. She
thinks she is though.
Nikki
Reed
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely even acts any longer.
Oh, she did that crap movie with the former A list tweener. That movie sucked.
Anyway, our former A+ lister is really taking her spiritual beliefs to a
whole other level. When she was married to the A+ list mostly movie actor,
I dont think he would have gone for her shaking an old wooden rattle
and chanting a few words every time she goes into a new room.
A+
list actress: Demi Moore
A list tweener/movie: Miley Cyrus "LOL"
A+ list ex-husband: Bruce Willis
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#6**
The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not
named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream
television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party.
She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly.
Miranda
Cosgrove "iCarly"
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#7**
This probably would have stayed inside the exam room, but when our C list
celebrity who is married to a foreign born A list movie and television actor
was paying her bill with her husband, the receptionist making the C
listers appointments for the remainder of the pregnancy was confused
about the counting. It turns out that the time frame our celebrity told her
husband for the pregnancy was off by about a month. So, what she said was
two months was actually three.
Benedict
Cumberbatch & Sophie Hunter
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#1**
This Victorias Secret model who is married to the A list singer/reality
guy offered tequila shots to two mid teen girls the other night. When the
parents confronted her our model said she didnt know the parents were
there. Umm. Our model didnt even try and apologize.
Behati
Prinsloo/Adam Levine
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#2**
This B list reality star from that A list reality show is waiting for the
boss to try and fix everything. There is video of our reality star doing
drugs, and it is worse than coke with several naked women. There is going
to be a massive price to be paid if there is any hope to squash it. Mid six
figures probably.
Reality
star: Scott Disick
Reality
show: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
Boss:
Kris Jenner
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actor who gets A list because he is a superhero
hooked up with a married nurse after a recent charity event at the hospital
where she worked.
Chris
Evans
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#4**
Apparently this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who came out of
nowhere in that Oscar movie a few years back and now seems to do more modeling
than acting has been having trouble getting much acting work. She is not
the best actress, but apparently the fact she refused to have sex with her
A list mostly movie actor co-star from that huge CGI box office draw they
starred in together not that long ago has caught up with her. The actor,
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was upset with her reasons. She said
it was because she was dating an actor boyfriend, but she had just cheated
on him with another actor our A lister knows very well.
Actress:
Freida Pinto
Oscar movie: "Slumdog Millionaire"
A list co-star: James Franco
Movie: "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
Actor boyfriend: Dev Patel
A list actor she cheated with: Stephen Dorff
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#5**
Apparently this skeevy one album wonder just watched his much younger girlfriend
have sex with a girl still in high school and didnt actually have sex
with her too. Robin Thicke
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#6**
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is more interested in
other things now than always acting was out of town last week to hook up
with his favorite contact who supplies the suckers and also supplies him
with sex which his wife doesnt do very often.
Warren
Beatty/Annette Benning (movie about Howard Hughes the
industrialist)
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#1**
That rapper turned actor who still looks like a kid all these years later
is supposed to be getting married. His girlfriend should get her ring looked
at though because the diamond isnt real. He couldnt afford the
one she wanted but she thinks the diamond is real and shows it off all the
time.
Shad
Moss a.k.a. Bow Wow/Erica Mena (one of the reasons they split)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#2**
This Teen Mom who has been in the news a lot lately was supposed to be in
court recently. The thing is though, she has to submit to a drug test to
move forward and she cant do that right now and get a clean result.
She is going to be 0-2 pretty soon.
Jenelle
Evans
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#3**
This A-/B+ list singer turned reality star turned just trying to get work
or tracks was out with her kid(s) the other day at a booze event and our
waste of space mom got so hammered that she fell over a table after staggering
into it. Hey, at least the event provided her a driver to get home with the
kid(s).
Christina
Milian
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress had a great run on that network comedy
that had two lives. Kind of. Now she is set to move up to A list with that
almost television show and while she has been out promoting it her husband
has been cheating on her.
Actress: Ellie Kemper
Show: "The Office" (both U.S. version and UK version)
New show: "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#5**
This recent Academy Award winner/nominee is a serial cheater. He loves movie
sets because he can control when his wife is allowed to visit so he gets
to have sex without too much hiding. Well, except for now because his A list
mostly movie actress co-star thinks it is awful and said she would call his
wife if she sees him cheat so he has to use a hotel room away from the set.
Serial cheater: Ethan Hawke
Co-star: Julianne Moore
Movie: "Maggies Plan"
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#6**
It is always the quiet ones who make the most noise. Despite her very young
age this actress is actually an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is in Paris
this week and was at a dinner after a show and was having fun and she and
a guy she met literally at the beginning of the dinner had sex in a tiny
office. They thought they were being quiet but the office was between the
restrooms and everyone in the hall outside and in either restroom could hear
them having sex.
Hayley
Steinfield "True Grit"
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#7**
This model turned celebrity turned really bad potential actress who has dreams
of being a reality star has A+ list name recognition. She has also been earning
money for her A- list celebrity business partner/washed up actor/music video
director. The thing is, he has been keeping 100% of the money for himself
and she is getting ticked off. He really does not want her mad at him.
Amber
Rose/Nick Cannon
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#8**
For the first time I can remember this A list singer in a group and solo
was openly hitting on men the other night. She is married although there
have been problems for years in the marriage, but this is the first time
it looked like she has given up. Im guessing she just has no more fight
in her to save it.
Gwen
Stefani
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#9**
Hey at least this former B list mostly movie actor turned promoter didnt
actually do a line of coke until after he got out of the event for kids.
His girlfriend wouldnt let him. If she had not been there he would
have for sure. I really dont see what she sees in the guys she dates.
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress turned A list television actress had to
get a tooth replaced after her husband knocked it out. Well, most of it.
He hit her with a book he was holding and it left a little part of the tooth.
Their fights are crazy. Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#11*
#1 The offspring of this former A+ list mostly movie actor/actress
couple has been having issues with sobriety but doing a really good job.
One thing she is doing a lot of is spending time at a sex club. She is into
some serious pain.
Tallulah
Belle Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
#2 This A list comic actor cheated on his wife and he is now cheating on his girlfriend. Oh, wait he cheated on her before too. Hey, at least he is funny. Chris Rock
#3 This foreign born GOT actor who does movies too had some one on one time with a male escort while he was out of the US recently. It is the only time he indulges with the same sex. Kit Harington
100. LAINEY
GOSSIP 03/09
Theirs is known as one of the most solid show business marriages. Both of
them are talented. Both of them work steadily. Both are well-respected. Both
can be rather high-brow though theyve tried at blockbusters and secretly
aspire to big movie status without the big movie star lifestyle though, seeing
as they do try to live under the radar. Which works for him because he steps
out on her all the time. Sometimes its with civilians. One time it
was with a young actress with mesmerising eyes and the hair of an angel.
It was dirty and undercover, just like their subject matter. So when you
see him in movies, and he always plays the skeevy older creep? Its
not exactly a stretch.
Husband: Peter Sarsgaard
Wife: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Young Actress: Amanda Seyfried
Movie: "Lovelace"
101. NY POST/PAGE
SIX 03/09
1. Which foreign diplomat appointed by President Obama is enjoying his or
her posting abroad a bit too much? The parties thrown at the diplomats
residence are becoming so wild, word is starting to filter back to DC. Lets
hope the parties are not being thrown on the US taxpayers dime.
2. Which movie has got such bad reviews that, at a recent premiere, publicists would only allow the talent to talk to bloggers rather than traditional media outlets? "Serena" or "Chappie"
3. Which executives at a recent festival were surprised to be driven around town by a female driver who moonlights as a "masseuse," and ended each ride by saying, "Are you sure there isnt anything else I can do for you?" CBS executives promoting "NCIS: New Orleans" during Mardi Gras
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#1**
There is nothing like helping your daughter battle sobriety by taking her
to a bar where you proceed to get hammered while everyone encourages her
to have a drink and be fun. Nice job of parenting from this former A+ list
mostly movie actress who used to turn tricks for coke back in the day when
she was on her meteoric rise.
Demi
Moore/Tallulah Willis
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actor always plays the bad guy. In real life he
is married to a B list mostly movie actress. She has been traveling a lot
and while she has been traveling he has been having sex with the nanny. The
nanny says she even sleeps over and shares the family bed. Peter
Sarsgaard/Maggie Gyllenhaal
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress who dropped to C- and would have been lower
except everyone has seen her movies, is back to B- list if you stream shows.
Anyway, at a charity event the other night she was badly needed but kept
taking breaks which consisted of her drinking from a flask and smoking something
that was not pot or tobacco.
Natasha
Lyonne "Orange Is the New Black"
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show moved
all the way to A list mostly movie actor. Now, he is probably A-/B+ list
in both movies and television. While filming a hit television show last year,
our married actor was introduced to a model. He has been following her all
over the world "mentoring" her. Yeah, because he knows so much about modeling.
Woody
Harrelson/Simona
Krainová
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#5**
This mother/daughter duo got into a horrible fight the other night. The mother
who is a permanent A list celebrity and maybe even A+ accused her C+ list
celebrity daughter of being on drugs. The daughter has had some issues. It
runs in the family. The daughter is on drugs, lots of them but managed to
convince mom she wasnt. Good thing dad wasnt there. He knows
how to spot it. Christie Brinkley/Alexa Ray Joel/Billy Joel
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#6**
After a panel discussion about the show, two members of the cast from this
HBO hit were overheard talking outside while waiting for their cars. It was
basically a four or five minute rant about the lead actress/boss of the show.
I dont know how they manage to all keep filming without it all exploding
in hate.
Cast
members: Andrew Rannells and Alex Karpovsky
Boss: Lena Dunham
Show: "Girls"
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#7**
She seems perfectly normal on the outside. Better than normal. She is smart
and gorgeous and frequently smiles. She seems to have it all together. She
is a mom and a reality star on a long long running hit reality show that
has several spin offs and is NOT on E! and she has made it to the A list
level. Underneath though are secrets. Some from her past which she never
discusses but have made her who she is. There were the frequent sexual assaults
and molesting that happened when she was younger. I once saw someone come
up behind her and just lightly touch her on her back and she turned around
and freaked out and told the person to never touch her again. It was perfectly
innocent and an attempt to get her attention for something. She realized
how much she freaked and apologized and said she really didnt like
to be touched when she was not expecting it. She has some issues in her personal
life and one of her high profile exes of which there are several, hired a
private detective to follow her. He wanted to see if she was being a good
parent. It turns out she is a good parent, but does not spend much time with
her child. What was more shocking though were some of the interviews the
private investigator did. This was a no expenses spared type of thing and
would make for a great movie because there were people interviewed who say
she poisoned someone who died and another person who was blackmailed by her
and another person who said that our reality star checks her phone every
five to ten minutes all day and night until she falls asleep to see how much
her total worth is and her mood is dependent on whether it is up or down.
Another person said they had never met anyone who was as tense as the reality
star. Never relaxes a muscle. The smiles are apparently forced. One of her
high profile exes says even though they were together for years she was always
very formal with him and that she was mechanical and almost going through
life in a daze.
Reality star: Padma Lakshmi
Show: "Top Chef"
Ex who hired private detective: Adam Dell (father of Krishna Thea
Lakshmi-Dell)
Exes: Salman Rushdie, Nur Khan, Theodore Forstmann, Vikram Chatwal, Richard
Gere
109. MR.
X 03/10 **#1**
Why have that A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee and that A-list pop
singer been hanging out so often (no theyre not dating)? Well, it looks
like she might appear in his next movie, one that definitely win him some
big awards.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Rihanna
110. MR.
X 03/10 **#2**
What C-list athlete who is currently unemployed at the moment has been sending
death threats to that B-list rapper linked to one of his exes? The athlete
has also been sending stories to the tabloids about possible hook-ups with
his ex
which never happened. Hes beyond delusional at this
point
Lamar
Odom/French Montana/Khloé Kardashian
111. MR.
X 03/10 **#3**
"Shes always been so full of shit, Im not surprised shes
tossin these lies around. He wrote that role for ME!" B-list
actress currently on a hit TV show about the actress who is saying she was
up for her part.
B-
list actress: Taraji P. Henson
Actress:
MoNique
Show:
"Empire"
112. MR.
X 03/10 **#4**
What closeted singer and former tweener turned successful (so far) solo artist
had his pick of the litter of male escorts at an event over the weekend?
Apparently some of the escorts took photos, and his PR people swooped down
and made them sign a cease & desist letter. Last night though, as a form
of damage control, the singer trotted out his soon-to-be-ex beard last night.
Nick
Jonas/Olivia Culpo
113. MR.
X 03/10 **#5**
What B/C-list actress who was recently on a hit HBO show and has moved on
to other non-acting things debuted her new (and bad) facelift last night
at an NYC movie premiere?
Debi
Mazar/"Entourage" and "Extra Virgin" (cooking show with her
husband)
114.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/10 **#1**
Heres an interesting foursome of celebrities. Two actors, one model,
one singer. Singer and Actor 1 were dating last year. Now, they never actually
admitted they were dating. They simply said they were "collaborating" on
some music. Whatever. If "collaborations" include sleepovers, they were
collaborating. Everything was going fine until Singer accused Actor 1 of
cheating on Singer with Actor 2. Actor 1 denied it. Big fight. Singer and
Actor 1 broke up. Actor 1 and Actor 2 continued dating for a while, but have
since broken up. Enter the Model. Singer and Model recently admitted that
they are dating. Then they admitted that they have actually been dating for
several months. Now, heres the interesting part: The time frame that
they give is a lie. The truth is that at the same time that Singer was crying
crocodile tears about Actor 1s cheating ways, Singer was also
cheating
with the Model!
BONUS CLUE: All four celebrities are female.
BONUS CLUE: Actor 1 and Actor 2 each star on separate TV series.
Model:
Cara Delevigne
Singer: St Vincent (Annie Clark)
Actor
1: Carrie Brownstein "Portlandia"
Actor 2: Taylor
Schilling "Orange Is the New Black"
115.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/10 **#2**
These parents have said that they dont want their child/ren in the
spotlight. If they were being truthful, they would say that they dont
want their child/ren in the spotlight
unless they receive a lot of
MONEY for it! They believe that a recent big payday for their family needs
to be reallocated
in their favor. They think that their child/ren should
receive more money than several other members of the family. They have gone
to those family members and shown them their version of math to try to convince
them that taking a pay cut is really in that family members own best
interest ("If our child/ren appears, well ALL make more money!"). When
that doesnt work, the parents argue with the reticent family member
("Were only thinking about the good of the family! Why are YOU being
so selfish?") Not surprisingly, each discussion has resulted in an fight
and a rejection. As of right now, NONE of the other relatives are willing
to cut their share to appease the parents, and the infighting continues.
Kris Jenner signed $100 million dollar deal with E! for "Keeping Up
With the Kardashians." Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want Kourtney Kardashian,
Scott Disick, Khloé Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Kris Jenner to take
less money than them. Rob Kardashian has been fired.
116. WINE
& SASS 03/10
From the whisperings coming out of this movie set, I'd say this marriage
won't last long. A+ List Actor and now A List Actress who was a B List prior
to getting into this relationship. I was surprised to hear all the talk around
this since I always thought she was the aloof one and he was chasing her.
Not so. Her team has been on the phone trying to find him for weeks. No response
and she isn't getting her work done on set because she's too focused on tracking
him down. No one knows where he is and considering who he is, he probably
is good with places to go to get away from it all...or someone. His ex thinks
it's hilarious and mentioned she might know where he is, but it's slipped
her mind and she might think of it soon, check back with her. I think this
is a Mid-Life Crisis Fail, for sure. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard/Vanessa
Paradis
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#1**
Behind the scenes this foreign born B list celebrity has a very close ally
in trying to force someone off a show so our foreign born celebrity can be
a replacement. No matter what she says, our B lister loves fame and needs
it and will do anything to be on television. The person in her sights really
needs to worry about what is going to be leaked to the media about her.
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#2**
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor who is almost back down to A is
not so clean and sober. A recent accident where he suffered a nasty burn
while wasted shows that. This is really going to inconvenience his actress
wife who has been enjoying her girlfriend the past few weeks.
Johnny
Depp/Amber Heard
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#3**
I guess technically this guy is a celebrity chef but he never actually cooks.
He does a million other things but doesnt cook or even own a restaurant.
Whenever he goes out of town his wife always goes with him, but for his last
jaunt she couldnt and of course he cheated. He always does when she
is not there. He thinks that when she does not go that it is her giving him
permission.
Anthony
Bourdain
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#4**
This former reality star and current C+ list celebrity who is bff with an
A+ list reality star was telling everyone at a party this past week that
she found a guy who she thinks wants to marry her and she can stop hustling
and wont have to do the Med this summer. The guy is really rich. More
rich than the bffs husband. So, of course the bff wants to put a stop
to this. She likes being the only one of the pair that has had success.
Brittny
Gastineau/Luis Miguel/Kim Kardashian
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#5**
This former A list singer (in a group-B+ list solo) cant get any traction
with any records. She also is not loving her new role as spokesperson for
a fragrance. She hates the way it smells and threw away most of the sample
boxes they gave her. The other boxes were given to her domestic help. She
does love the paycheck though.
Fergie
Avon
"Outspoken Fresh"
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#6**
She does workout. A little. 15 minutes a day at the most. She says she works
out for hours each day. The truth though is this A list reality star from
that A list reality show everyone should hate spends most of the time at
the gym drinking coffee, chain smoking and playing on her phone. Her main
secret to losing weight is her old friend coke. She does a ton of it. She
thinks she has everyone fooled with a few workout selfies.
Khloé
Kardashian
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress from a very very hit ensemble
show back in the day has played that character again and some that did not
work out so well. Another thing that did not work out well was her attempt
to get up from a chair by the pool at a hotel last weekend. Wasted on pills
and booze she had to be helped back to her room by her boyfriend and staff
and she fell down a few times on the pool deck and suffered some nasty
gashes/scrapes. Heather Locklear (twice on "Melrose Place")
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#8**
With his show in danger of getting canceled, it probably would have been
a better idea for this former A+ list mostly television actor to show up
sober to an event with his boss there. Our actor just has a self-destructive
personality.
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#9**
Why yes, that was this former B+ list mostly television actor from a very
hit pay cable show turned B+ list mostly movie actor in the back of a movie
theatre. Yes, that was a man who moved from four seats away to right next
to our actor during the movie and who moved back to his original seat right
before the movie ended. It is getting more difficult for in the closet actor
to hide and his actress beard will only help him for so long because she
doesnt know she is acting as a beard.
Joe
Manganiello ("True Blood")/Sofia Vergara
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#10**
Largely the drama that has been unfolding on this film set has been kept
under wraps. They have a great PR team and the film has been shooting overseas
so it is not that easy to do much digging. Here is what was found though,
with a little digging. Our star is beloved by millions as a sexy male lead.
The fact that he is dumber than a box of rocks is irrelevant to his loyal
fans. One thing he loves most is having sex with his co-star or someone who
is at least in the opening credits and not some extra or a person with a
walk on role. Our actor is married and A+ list in this particular role and
probably A-/B+ in all others because he has been all miss outside of the
role. Our actor thought his co-star would be open to an arrangement during
filming. He has always had a crush on her. She rebuffed him though. Everyone
loves her and he is just one of many to try and win her affections. He called
her some nasty names and then ordered producers to find him someone who would
sleep with him and to replace his co-star. They wouldnt so our actor
faked an injury. Twice. Finally the producers and our actor reached a compromise.
The co-star would stay but a new role would be added. Our actor had final
say over casting and the actress knows exactly why she is there and her acting
talent is secondary.
Actor:
Daniel Craig (Rachel Weisz
Co-star:
Monica Bellucci
New
actress: (PROBABLY) Stephanie Sigman
Movie:
"Spectre"
127.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/11
He has been spending money for the past couple of years as if he is a big
rock star with huge world tours. The reality is that most people would be
hard pressed to name more than one of his songs. This singers ego is
larger than his bank account balance, but he just keeps right on spending!
He isnt broke (yet) but we dont know how he is going pay off
his various legal obligations. Maybe he can ask Mommy and Daddy to bail him
out.
Robin
Thicke (Alan Thicke/Gloria Loring) (Lost Marvin Gaye lawsuit)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#1**
This comedienne turned reality host is trying to pretend she is innocent.
She isnt. She is the one who suggested it and said it first. She just
wants the whole thing for herself and thinks this is the way. She is trouble.
She is not the lovable person everyone thinks she is.
Kathy
Griffin "Fashion Police"/Giuliana Rancic remark
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#2**
Talk about a spurned woman getting her revenge. This former B+ list mostly
television actress from a very hit cable show turned movie has been living
out of the US for quite some time. A few years ago she was doing a play and
was turned down by this foreign born actor who is for now at least an A lister
in the movies and has a pretty popular television show too.. She hit on him
constantly and he turned her down repeatedly and she thought he was rude
about it and now that he is famous she is getting her revenge.
Kim
Cattrall "Sex and the City"/Jamie Dornan "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Kim
Cattrall's statement
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#3**
The Teen Mom who is the drug addict has been hooking up with a crew member
from the show. After they hooked up again in the past day in her hotel she
taunted her maybe ex by holding up a hand. See, our Teen Mom is a lefty in
bed so during sex keeps her left hand bare. Its the only time she does
this. Jenelle Evans
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#4**
This Bachelor contestant from the most recent season was not looking for
love as much as she was for publicity. Shocker I know. She was a fan favorite
because of a touching story and she is set to come out. She was just waiting
to see if she would be cast as The Bachelorette first. Yes, she would have
gone through that. Fame first. Kelsey
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#5**
That foreign born B+ list singer wannabe actress we all know and dont
really love had about ten positive pregnancy tests piled up in her hotel
bathroom trash can yesterday. All different brands and all the same result.
I cant imagine her boyfriend being a father. Rita Ora/Ricky
Hilfiger
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#6**
This B list offspring/actor is being shunned by the people he thought were
his closest friends. They have not been very nice at all since he told them
he is gay. His celebrity parents have been really supportive but are in damage
control mode too because of some associations to which they belong which
require these kinds of things need to be kept secret. Jaden Smith (Will
and Jada Smith) "Scientology"
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#7**
This married singer/actor/reality guy who has A list name recognition picked
up a woman at a green room the other night and had her wait in his dressing
room until after the show. He hooked up with her in his dressing room after
the show before heading home to the wife.
Harry
Connick Jr. "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#8**
This in the closet actor who starred in that almost network hit show for
years, doesnt have the energy to find a new beard to talk about for
his new show so he is going to go with the line that he is focused on the
show and searching for the right woman line for the next six months. Maybe
his co-star will be up for the gig.
Actor:
Chace Crawford
Former show: "Gossip Girl"
New show: "Boom"
Co-star: Rebecca Rittenhouse
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#9**
With her marriage collapsing and constant fights, this A list mostly television
actress from a very hit network show has been hiding from the public. She
does not even go workout any longer or even do her other favorite outdoor
activity. She missed a really big deal this week too because of what is going
on in her personal life.
Kaley
Cuoco
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#10**
You have to give points for creativity. This former almost A list mostly
movie actress turned movie of the week (sort of) superstar/escort has started
charging guys extra if they want to have sex with her in her trailer while
it is on the set of her new disaster. Tara Reid "Sharknado 3"
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#11**
It is sad. It s always sad when someone with as much talent as this actress,
gets hooked on some really bad drugs. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
Beautiful. She has offspring. She also uses heroin almost everyday and spends
about $500 a day on the drug. When you think about how someone very close
to her died it makes this even more tragic. There she was the other day trying
to celebrate an ad campaign that made her look even more beautiful. The classic
look from her that people have come to know so well. She is a shell of that
person now. She is probably B+. A few years ago before she really started
using frequently she would have been A-. She has been in movies and television.
She made her fame in television. She showed off her acting skills as a movie
actress. The other night under the harsh lights, there was not enough body
makeup to cover the tracks on her legs. There they were on the back of them
as she tried an awkward sideways walk down the red carpet. People asked to
each other why she didnt wear pants. Did she think they wouldnt
notice? She was a mess. Shaking from being out of the country and not being
able to get as much as she usually could. Trying to make do with other things.
She had to be there. She thought no one would notice anything different about
her. They did.
Michelle
Williams ("Suite Française" premiere)/Heath Ledger died of
overdose
139.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/12 **#1**
You may have seen these two athletes going at each other on social media.
It seems like they really hate each other, right? No, were not talking
about Mayweather v. Pacquiao. Were talking about two female athletes.
And they dont hate each other. They are actually just doing advance
PR. They are currently negotiating an event in which they will face off against
each other. They are both smart women, and they know that the more they hype
this as a personal battle
the more people will tune in
and the
bigger their payday will be! The upcoming Mayweather v. Pacquiao "Fight of
the Century" is a very good example of this PR strategy.
Ronda
Rousey and Lalia Ali
140.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/12 **#2**
Blockbuster Girl has starred in some blockbuster movies and has won a major
award. Indy Girl tends to do smaller films and has never won that same award.
Indy Girl recently took aim at Blockbuster Girl with a nasty, unprovoked
verbal swipe. Blockbuster Girl had an interesting reaction when she found
out. She didnt get angry or upset. She simply looked puzzled and said,
"But Indy Girl doesnt even know me. Shes never worked with me."
Then added, "
. aaaand, given her comment, it looks like she never will!"
Everyone laughed. Blockbuster Girl tends to have a good sense of humor about
haters.
Blockbuster
Girl: Jennifer Lawrence
Indy
Girl: Chloë Sevigny
141.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/12 **#3**
Remember we told you a few months ago about an actress who would not commit
to a famous actor until he cleaned up his act? Well, he promised to do so,
took all the right steps toward keeping that promise, and the two entered
into a formal relationship. However, they are not living happily ever after.
Why not? Because hes dirty again. In fact, he is dirty in almost every
way possible! Lets start with his personal hygiene. Thats taken
a total dive. Our film star actually thinks its funny when people back
away from him because he smells bad. However, thats the least of his
problems. The bigger issue is that his sobriety is completely gone, and he
is now back to being wasted every day. Thats the real reason he recently
got hurt. However, if you tend to believe the silly cover stories some publicists
tell ("He broke his jaw because he slipped on a puddle while he was totally
sober!"), youll believe his, too. How does his better half feel about
all this? Well, shes frantic. She really loves him and cares about
him, but he started avoiding her as soon as he started using again. He knows
he screwed up. He just doesnt want anyone to confront him about it.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
142. MR.
X 03/13 **#1**
As far as stage moms from hell, this one is probably the worst and shes
not named Dina or Kris. However, some recent actions she did might get her
into legal trouble. Her daughter, an almost A-list former tweener, complained
to her mom about her former costar making fun of her on this web series and
posting some truth about her diva antics on their now cancelled show. Mommy
dearest then pulled a Jerry Lewis and personally called up the costar and
threatened her that if she ever said anything bad about her daughter again
she would call up a friend of Chicago to come over to her house and break
her kneecaps. The costar was so scared she installed security cameras in
her house and hired a lawyer. I really hope she sues the pants off the mom.
A-list
tweener: Jennette McCurdy
Co-star:
Ariana Grande
Web
series: Whats Next For Sarah
143. MR.
X 03/13 **#2**
What A-/B+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee has been trying for months
to hook up with this B-list actress from that almost TV show which is starting
back up again soon? He definitely has a type. Dont be shocked if you
see these two out together in public soon.
Actor: Jared Leto
Actress: Taylor Schilling
Show: "Orange Is The New Black"
Taylor and Jared look alike
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#1**
This A list comedian/now looking for work actor was throwing out every line
he could at women the other night with absolutely no luck at all. At least
ten women flat out refused his advances. To show them he could get a woman
he called someone he pays for sometimes and she showed up. Our A lister then
walked around the bar with her like he was showing off a trophy.
George
Lopez
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#2**
This former MTV star turned host is involved in a show with terrible ratings.
I guess it does help to sleep with several of the executives. Everyone is
happy. Well, she is kind of happy. She wants primetime, but no one is going
to give her that no matter who she sleeps with because she is just not that
good. Adrienne Bailon "The Real"
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#3**
This really bad actress turned reality star who is married with kid(s) was
recently told by doctors to stop using coke after she tested positive. Apparently
she is using it multiple times a day and combining it with booze too. No
one knows whether her husband is too. Tori Spelling
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#4**
Animal Control was recently called to the residence of this Teen Mom star
because of complaints from two neighbors. There had been non-stop barking
for several hours and two of the neighbors looked through the garage windows
and saw three animals locked in cages on a really hot day. Animal Control
did not respond until the next day. The neighbors said the animals were locked
in for about 10 hours after they first looked through the windows. The Teen
Mom said the film crew wanted them out of the house, but there had been no
filming that day so that makes no sense. Animal Control left her with a warning.
Jenelle
Evans
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#5**
The celebrity ex-girlfriend of this A list singer got a nasty surprise the
other day. A man showed up at her place to repo her car. She thought it had
been bought for and put in her name. Nope. It is in the singers name
and to get back at her he called the repo guy to go get it.
Karrueche
Tran/Chris Brown
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#6**
Apparently the breakdown of this relationship between this former B list
network reality star on a very hit show turned B- list celebrity who just
cant get any of her projects to really catch on and her girlfriend
was because our celebrity got drunk again and beat her girlfriend down. As
in knocked her out cold. I dont know why the girlfriend didnt
call the police, but the big check our celebrity offered probably helped.
Jillian Michaels
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#7**
KINDNESS: This foreign born actress is B list. She is on a very very hit
show that airs in the US and also on a couple of shows in her home country.
Oh, and she also finds time to star in what should be a blockbuster movie.
With that incredibly busy schedule you would not blame her if she just stayed
home to rest but she volunteers as a teachers assistant 10-15 hours
a week at a school very close to her house.
Sophie
McShera (Daisy on "Downton Abbey") (Bryony West on "The Job Lot") (Drisella
on "Cinderella")
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#8**
Its really interesting that this foreign born A list movie/television
actor has only been married a short time and already changed his will and
had a trust drafted that only needs a signature when the child is born. His
wife is the one who made the appointments and got him to sign everything.
She says she just wants to be protected. I can understand that, but she was
talking to lawyers the same day they got married about getting the documents
to her. I wonder if he was scared on his honeymoon.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#9**
She is a celebrity. If you have a couple hundred thousand followers on Twitter,
how high does that get you on the list? She has done some acting but it is
the kind of stuff anyone of you could get if you came out here for a few
months. If you have been naked like she has, then it is even easier. She
does some reality television hosting. Mostly reality television that is guy
centric again because of her love of getting naked. I know a lot of names
but I had to look her up. That being said if you are a person who watches
her shows you are going to know it in a second. Wow, long winded description,
but it is hard when they are just flitting around the edges because those
people do so many things. Not always the getting naked at the drop of a hat
thing, but they do a lot of things. You have to earn a buck somehow. That
is what she thinks she is doing and what brings us to the blind. If you thought
she was hard to describe, the family is even harder. I could give two clues
that would tell you in an instant who it is. For now, lets say they have
a connection to Bravo, the channel. Do you remember when Bravo was nothing
but performances from The Metropolitan Opera and art house flicks? Then one
day they aired Queer Eye and all that went right out the window. Back when
our celebrity was making her name she was getting naked and a member of our
family happened to be flipping through a magazine that featured her and decided
he wanted to meet her. He didnt care that he was married. He had his
choice of women that worked for him or wanted to be his mistress but he went
after this woman. She knew who he was and she was willing to be his mistress
but she had a big condition. He offered her money, but she wanted to be on
the company payroll and be a public figure for the company. She would just
get paid a lot more than normal. He agreed and because of this her face is
much more known than her name. Everything was great for a few years, but
then she wanted more and she was not getting more except for more magazine
getting naked offers. So, she told him that she wanted to host some reality
shows and he made it happen. This went on for a few years but then he found
someone else he liked and tried to break it off with our celebrity. She could
keep her jobs that he found her. Well, a short time after that she learned
she was going to lose a few of her jobs and he also put out the word to other
like minded men in the community that he would take it personally if they
started seeing our celebrity. Well, with several of her income streams being
cut off she decided to fight back. She has lots and lots of proof about their
relationship, but he doesnt care if she talks about their affair. That
wouldnt bring the family down. She does have something else though
and she sent him an e-mail with some very damning documents. Documents that
would cause the man to lose the empire the family built and would see several
of them go to jail. One of them would look hilarious going to jail. I would
so love that. I would pay to see that actually. Our celebrity was crafty.
Not only did she send it to the man, but she also sent the same e-mail to
the entire family and also attached a bunch of photos of her together with
the man. Naked. Lots of naked photos of the two of them. Just so they would
know how she got the documents or at least photos of the documents. Some
of the family wants to pay her and some want to kill her. All of them want
to make sure the feds know nothing about any of this. Sara Jean Underwood
or Carrie Keegan
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#1**
KINDNESS: This person has been the subject of some blind items for her bad
behavior but she redeemed some of that this past week. Our pint sized rapper
who might not have any original body parts remaining, was at an event. She
was getting paid and only had to stay a couple of hours. She stayed seven
hours so every single fan could get a photo with her and she talked to each
one too. The total was close to 1,000 people.
Lil
Kim
At
Milk River
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#2**
This B+ list reality judge who used to be a reality star then was a singer
and then was an actress was at an event the other day and was introduced
as being on the reality show in which she appears. She went ballistic. When
she came off the stage she ripped the organizers and told them she is an
actress first and foremost and that she would not be doing any more work
for the company that had just paid her. She will be egging for work in a
couple of years.
Julianne
Hough
"AOL BUILD
Speaker Series"
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#3**
Although this closeted former tweener turned A- list singer is sober now
she loves when the women she is with are big time users of drugs or booze.
That is her thing. She has no interest in being with any woman who is sober.
When she used to be with guys it was the other way around. She had to be
wasted. Miley Cyrus
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#4**
BANI SIGHTING:
I was scrolling through some outtake photos yesterday from
an event and saw Bani in one of them talking to a B list mostly television
actress who has been in this space frequently since her hit ensemble show
ended and she stopped getting that nice paycheck. She would be the third
actress from the show to get paid that way.
Diana
Agron "Glee"
(photo)
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#5**
This former B list model turned celebrity when she started dating this A
list rapper and then marrying another one dashed out of a security line at
the airport this week and threw something glass in a trashcan because you
could hear it shatter. She then made a thorough search of her purse before
getting back in line.
Amber
Rose/Kanye West/Wiz Khalfia
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#6**
This closeted part-time reality star from that MTV show that never stops
giving and generally focuses exclusively on women spent the past three days
with his closeted boyfriend and yes, that was our reality star getting injected
in the gym the other day with steroids. Someone from "Teen Mom"
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#1**
For the past two years, this former A list mostly television actress turned
celebrity turned reality star for a paycheck has been earning $20K a week
for a two hour session with a man. It ended recently but she got a huge bonus.
Pamela
Anderson/Sam Simon
(banned
from his funeral)
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#2**
This very attractive B list singer didnt want to have tracks badly
enough to want to have sex with this really short celebrity who used to be
with an A+ list singer turned recluse. So, the producer started trashing
her to every person he can think of to try to get her to give in to his demands.
Considering our B lister used to be with one of the celebritys best
friends just makes it super creepy.
B
list singer: Ciara
Producer: Jermaine Dupri
A+ list singer recluse: Janet Jackson
Celebritys best friend: Future
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#3**
This former tween actress was on a very hit network family show. Since then
she has watched her former cast mates have a resurgence in popularity, but
not her. So, she has decided to go in completely the opposite route and has
shot five pornos which she thinks will be in big demand because she is attracting
quite the following because of her recent risque behavior.
Maitland
Ward/"Boy Meets World"
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#4**
This former A list singer in a group, turned actress, turned B list solo
actress who had some very big problems with the law was popping hillbilly
heroin the other night like crazy before getting violent and trashing her
dressing room. She then gave a truly awful performance. I thought she was
off that downward spiral. Courtney Love
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#5**
I wonder if this A+ list mostly movie actor knows or even suspects that his
bff/A+ list mostly movie actor hooked up with the A+ lister in her own mind
more than once.
A+
list actor: Ben Affleck
bff/A+ list actor: Matt Damon
A+ lister: Jennifer Lopez
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#6**
When this former A list celebrity/B list reality star turned B list celebrity
with A list name recognition got engaged the other day, the ring was paid
for by her mom.
Bristol
Palin/Sgt. Dakota Meyer/Sarah Palin
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit pay
cable show which aired just under 100 episodes who is now the same character
in every movie in which she appears, was chain smoking the other night but
only taking a puff or two before tossing it away. Ten seconds later she would
do the same thing. Pacing and shaking. Something she wants to tell us? She
went through two packs like this in under an hour.
Sarah
Jessica Parker/"Sex and the City" (possible divorce or pregnant)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#1**
Leave it to her to cause havoc in Hermes. This MTV staple/part-time hooker
berated her boyfriend/sugar daddy in Hermes NYC this weekend when he would
not drop $75K on a crocodile Birkin for her. She had to settle for a bag
that cost just under $10K. Not even a thank you from her. The guy who waited
on them said she was awful.
Farrah
Abraham
San
Diego real estate agent Simon Saran
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#2**
He might have said he changed his ways but this foreign born former A+ list
tweener turned A- list singer who needs a new hit record soon, insisted as
part of his appearance at a recent Vegas event that all the women who served
his table must be open to having sex with him. Apparently there was no trouble
finding those women. With him? Really?
Justin
Bieber
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#3**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This B list mostly television actor from a long
running network show now gone, turned DJ who really does not need to do either
to be richer than most of the world, is married, but when he was out of town
working this weekend he spent a lot of time working a college student he
met earlier in the day. Not like our actor is a stranger to cheating.
Balthazar
Getty/"Brothers & Sisters" (had affair with Sienna Miler while married)/At
SXSW
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#4**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This foreign born A- list celebrity who also does
acting, didnt show up for an event where he was scheduled to make an
appearance. An apparent slip in his sobriety. He has been having quite a
few of those lately. Sixth Street at night is probably not the best place
to stay sober.
Russell
Brand
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#5**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This former B+ list mostly movie actor who was
in that huge franchise that seemed to film for two decades, turned quirky
television actor, almost got into a huge fight with a guy at The Iron Bear.
Apparently a patron mispronounced the actors first name a few times
and our actor slapped the guy on the face. Not a good idea. The actor was
soon surrounded by five or six other guys before someone managed to break
it up.
Elijah
Wood ("Lord of the Rings") ("Wilfred")
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#6**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This OITNB actress down in Austin for something
else wins the partier of the day award. If you ever wanted to be flashed
by a B- lister and made out with, whether you are male or female, then the
other night was your night. Hopefully the nasty gash on her arm from the
drunken fall she took on the restroom floor will be ok soon.
Natasha
Lyonne/"Hello, My Name is Doris"
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#7**
South by Southwest (SXSW): KINDNESS: This B list mostly television actor
from that network comedy that seems to have had a million homes/part-time
host gave a ride to five attendees from his own event to another they were
attending. They asked him as a joke but he told them all to pile in and
apparently did a 20 minute stand up routine for them during the drive.
Joel
McHale/"The Soup" and "Community"
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#8**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This foreign born B- list mostly television actress
is on a show that is the brainchild of the movie version of the television
show. Our actress is not shy about fame. She hooked up with the foreign born
movie actor who is the lesser known member of his own acting family despite
being in that franchise. She hooked up with him for two days just to get
her name in the press. It worked. The creator of the show called her in and
they have been hooking up since. At SXSW though she was hooking up with a
different producer trying to land a movie deal. She better hope her boss
does not find out or she will find her character dead on the show.
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#9**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This twice lucky B+ list mostly television actor
has two hit network shows to his credit. Different networks and both ensembles,
but still, quite the streak. Yes, that was the foreign born actor taking
a brief nap on the sidewalk after drinking too much. He fell asleep while
one of the two people he was with went to get the car. Another stood by and
watched him sleep.
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#10**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This A+ list mostly movie actor was in town for
something other than acting. He also has a type. He has a significant other
but it didnt stop him from hooking up with this C+ list mostly movie
actress who is a co-star in a buzzy movie with some higher listed television
and movie actresses.
Ryan
Gosling (Eva Mendes)/"Lost River" as director
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#11**
Did he take a knife and kill her? A gun? Nope. No weapons. He knew she had
a drug problem. He knew she would do anything to be with him. He liked
controlling her. He flat out told her that they would see each other when
he wanted them to see each other and that he would fuck whoever he wanted
whenever he wanted and that she needed to be ready for him all the time.
When she would start to push back or fight him he would talk her into doing
more drugs. He has admitted he used her to stay famous. She was an A+ lister.
A permanent one at that. He was a nobody who got lucky. Fame was fleeting.
Now he is known for the same thing he was known for then. Nothing has changed.
He is out there with other women, taking advantage. Gets them to do things
they dont really want to do or had not planned on doing and bides his
time. He picks the ones he thinks are going to be stars. The A+ lister was
already a star. She was trying to get clean when he came into her life. He
says he didnt like having sex with her but would do so every once in
awhile just to make sure she was hooked and to think he cared for her. He
was there when she died. Taking the drugs he made sure she got. He says now
that he played it wrong and should have married her. Then she could die.
Whitney
Houston/Ray J
(Ray
J admits to playing Whitney like a fiddle)
177.
POPBITCH
03/16
Which leading light of the anti-phone hacking contingent has obviously smartened
up his act? One reporter who met him before all the limelight of the Leveson
Inquiry described him as having "the worst case of dandruff and body odour
Id experienced." Hugh Grant
178.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/16 **#1**
This actor has built his entire career on being the good guy. Whatever on-screen
character he might play, his off-screen character has always been unflappable,
professional, and happy. When his personal life was being exposed approximately
ten years ago, instead of lashing out, he took control of the story and gained
fans for the cool way he handled it. When a mediocre performance was criticized,
he was privately annoyed but never let it show publicly. However, a recent
encounter where he lost his temper was shocking to some people. He wont
be making any statements about it, but he and his PR team arent brushing
it off, either. The good guy machine is in overdrive! Look for multiple staged
photo ops in the near future to demonstrate that as a performer, husband,
and father, he is cool, kind, and totally has his act together.
Neil
Patrick Harris (in the midst of a temper tantrum directed at one of his adorable
4-year-old twins and is seen dragging the toddler by one arm down
a steep set of icy cement steps)
179.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/16 **#2**
This is a first. This TV celebrity is actually being PAID to go to rehab!
So who is paying him? Is his rich extended family footing the bill because
they sincerely want to see him get well? No. These people dont like
paying for ANYTHING. What happened was this new facility just opened its
doors to the public a month ago and needed a publicity boost. Who better
to give it that boost than a celebrity whose entire circle of acquaintances
collects paychecks for just living and breathing and creating drama? He
didnt simply decide that it was finally time for him to get help. And
he certainly wasnt going to pay tens of thousands of dollars to do
so at some obscure facility that no one has ever heard of. So he cut a deal.
This is about story lines and ratings and money. He is the subject of a story
line (which has you sympathizing with a female member of the cast). He creates
a little more drama just as the new TV season begins for a little ratings
boost. And, he gets a free stay in rehab, plus cash incentives for each mention
of the facility in the future.
Scott
Disick "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#1**
This mid-teen A- list Disney star is about to move into the getting close
to legal category. To celebrate, her parents let her get some work done.
Actually more than a little. Her face looks nothing like it did six months
ago. She is already using fillers and injections and makes her look much
older. Maybe that is what she is going for.
Bella
Thorne
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#2**
They both have significant others but it didnt stop this former A list
singer who is currently a B lister and part-time actor from hooking up with
his actress ex. Apparently this is a fairly frequent thing they do. Considering
how much the significant other of the actress cheats on her there is not
much he can say.
Lenny
Kravitz/Lisa Bonet/Jason Momoa
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#3**
This former A list tweener is tired of other people getting all the attention
she feels she deserves. Her singing comeback was a disaster and her return
to acting has not been much better. So, she took matters into her own hands
but called it inspiring others. Such a crock. She wants a reality show and
offers for appearances and thinks this will get it for her.
Hilary
Duff (she has been working this reality show thing every way she
can)
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#4**
This A+ list diva/former A+ list singer turned A lister had a reunion of
sorts with her ex. They spent some time on the floor of his office hiding
out from staffers and definitely his wife as they listened to the A
listers old music. She wants him to resurrect her career and push her
back to A+ list status. Hope he told her to lay off the booze.
Mariah
Carey/Tommy Mottola
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#5**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This former A list tweener turned solo artist
who is having a good year got into an argument with this B+ list rapper who
is one of the biggest tickets in town. Apparently the tweener started talking
smack about the girlfriend of the rapper. The tweener knows all of the guys
she has hooked up with over the past couple of years and told the rapper
he was just a number and another step on the ladder.
Nick
Jonas/Big Sean/Ariana Grande (and then they broke up)
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#6**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This A list rapper had a seizure after performing
a show over the weekend. Apparently he has been having them again but has
wanted to keep them quiet.
Lil
Wayne
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#7**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This A list model turned actress who is not that
great of an actress but has movies and a failed television show under her
belt is married. Her roommate in her hotel room over the weekend though was
a male executive and the two have been hooking up for some time now.
Brooklyn
Decker
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#8**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who
does superheroes and car commercials equally well had so many women throwing
themselves at him that he ended up taking two or three at a time back to
his room on three separate occasions during just one night.
Nicholas
Hoult (Beast in "The X-Men") (Jaguar cars commercials)
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#9**
Its St. Patricks Day, so of course these people are all going
to be Irish born.
#1 This Tony Award winner is probably better known for her cable
role on a great History Channel show. Anyway, her B list mostly movie actor
boyfriend (also Irish born) has been cheating with her with a woman he met
on the set of that monster box office franchise that has finally finally
ended. Sarah Greene/"Vikings"/Aiden Turner
#2- This B- list mostly movie actress who is offspring of an A lister (also Irish born) overdosed when she was a teen and sent to rehab and no one ever knew. Bonos daughter Eve Hewson
#3 This BAFTA award winning actor is best known in the US for this book turned into a movie. For the past couple of years though he has only been able to get work in Europe because he got drunk on the set of the book turned movie which disappointed and beat up a crew member.
189. MR.
X 03/17 **#1**
What A-list actor (and closeted bisexual) who stars in several action franchises
isnt really dating that foreign born B-list actress and celeb spawn?
It was more like an extended hookup which capped off with a threesome with
another man involved.
Chris
Evans/Lily Collins
190. MR.
X 03/17 **#2**
What B/C-list foreign born actor who co-starred in a fantasy franchise not
too long ago celebrated his new cable TV series with a trip to a WeHo club?
He was seen stuffing dollar bills into a male go-go dancers Speedo
and later went home with him. William Moseley/"The Royals"/"The Chronicles
of Narnia"
191. MR.
X 03/17 **#3**
This is a long one, so bear with me. There have been very few times when
this A/B-list host has really lost her temper. The most recent incident was
last year, when she was scheduled to have this former A+ list diva on her
show to promote her then-latest album. A few days before the live show, the
divas PR people marched into the hosts offices military style,
with a complete list of demands presented to the host. Among them: that the
show be pre-taped, that she only be filmed from her good side, that a full
mini-bar be installed backstage, that she lipsync her song she was to perform,
no mention of her split from her soon-to-be-ex husband, etc. Well, the host
laid down the law to them and didnt agree to any of their terms. With
that, the angry PR people decided to cancel the interview (without the
divas approval, mind you) and marched out of her office. As an act
of revenge, the host booked the divas arch rival, a fellow pop diva,
not once but twice. But the diva may appear on the show after all in a few
months to promote her new gig which might prove to be the comeback she needs.
The host and the diva actually had a phone conversation a few weeks ago,
and she revealed that she hired some new PR people because she was angry
at how they bungled the promo for her album and she was glad she didnt
appear on the show then because it wouldve been a nightmare.
Wendy
Williams/Mariah Carey
(Wendy Williams
Calls Out Mariah Carey And Why She Didn't Allow The Grammy-Winner On Her
Show)
192. MR.
X 03/17 **#4**
What C-list mostly movie actor who was B-list when he was co-starring in
that franchise based on a book series stepped out with his boyfriend for
the first time? He referred to him as his "manager".
Kellan
Lutz "Twilight"/Ryan Daly
193.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/17
This VERY famous athlete brought along some surprising company while training
this spring! She has many of the same physical characteristics of his past
girlfriends (including a couple of very famous actresses): Tall, blonde,
pretty, and very fit. Except this companion has a little something extra.
She is not an actress or a model (or a hooker or a stripper). She is not
famous at all. She actually lives in the same neighborhood where he was born.
And he didnt pick her out with the help of his publicist or a
Victorias Secret catalog. She was introduced to him by his sister.
Kind of sweet, right? Oh, and theres one more extra thing that she
has over all the other women who chase him: She has a penis. Yes, he is dating
a pre-op transgender. They really hit it off earlier this year and have had
a short but successful dating run of a couple of months now. Given his messy
previous relationships, we are just very pleased that he found someone who
makes him so happy. Hip, hip, hooray! P.S. Cant figure it out? Send
this to a friend who is a sports fan. Theyll pick up on all the clues
that youre missing (and there are a lot of them)!
Athlete: Alex Rodriguez
His Past Famous Girlfriends: Madonna, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Torrie
Wilson
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#1**
This A list singer in a group or solo who also does a little part-time network
reality and some other side projects is the customer of a company that she
does business with daily. They have offered to come to her home multiple
times but she always says no. If she said no, then she would get papped very
infrequently and also not get a chance to show off her clothes and other
merchandise.
Gwen
Stefani (acupuncture clinic)
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#2**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is A list when he is in that long running
sci-fi franchise. He was recently out of the country because he found a new
person to be his beard. It took him awhile to find just the right person
and definitely doesnt want what happened last time to repeat itself.
The foreign born model he was with before literally overnight walked out
when she got a better financial offer from that closeted A+ list mogul who
just can never seem to find the right woman to settle down with.
Movie
actor: Chris Pine
Franchise:
"Star Trek"
New
beard: Zoë Kravitz
Mogul:
Ryan Seacrest
Model:
Dominique Piek
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#3**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This B list mostly television actress was actually
in town to promote a movie even though she made her fame in two hit television
shows, one network and one not.. Aging, but not old, this actress is married
and was blitzed and happy and making out with several different men while
also trying to find a suitable cowboy belt buckle or perhaps she was trying
to take off their jeans. It was tough to tell.
Actress: Wendi McLendon-Covey
Film: "Hello, My Name Is Doris"
Television shows: "Reno 911!" and "The Goldbergs"
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#4**
This Twilight actor has gone through a string of women to convince you he
is straight but at a party the other night he let loose with another guy.
They stripped each other down to almost nothing for some dancing and were
making out and groping while doing shots.
Kellan
Lutz/Ryan Daly
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#5**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is probably that high
on the list because of her name recognition which didnt come about
in the best way possible, told some people at her current place of employment
this week that she is scared of her significant other. Probably a good reason
for that judging by recent events.
Sienna
Miller (currently on Broadway)/Tom Sturridge (Bradley Coopers girlfriend
Suki Waterhouse jealous of Sienna)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#6**
This pair took up right where they left off. This former reality singer turned
actress turned homewrecker has a significant other but he got pushed aside
so she could hookup again with an old flame who is going to help direct a
one time thing.
Katharine
McPhee
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#7**
Things are getting kind of ripe in the hotel room of this A list mostly movie
comic actor. The actor orders room service by the metric ton but never has
anyone remove the trays or dishes and gets upset if someone attempts to do
so. This has been going on for almost a week at this point. The longest he
previously went before this was just a couple of days.
Jonah
Hill
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#8**
This former tweener before there was the term tweener has been working almost
non-stop since those days but is in the midst of trying to find new work
so she is doing product placement photos. While trying to do one recently
she got into an argument with people to move out of her way so they would
not be in the shot and she was not pleasant at all in her dealings with them.
It was a public store and not roped off.
Melissa
Joan Hart
(photo)
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#9**
All those trips to Miami paid off for this married reality star from multiple
reality shows. It is why she had to recently travel outside the country.
She had her people find a couple of meaningless interviews to make it look
like work, but talking was not the work she was paid to do.
Kendra
Wilkinson
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#10**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This B- list mostly television actor from an acting
family has been the bigger shot the past decade. Strippers in Austin dont
have much nice to say about him though because he kept trying to get them
to service him orally and wasnt offering more than the cost of a lap
dance. He said they should be willing because he is a celebrity.
Kevin
Dillon "Entourage"
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#11**
This actress used to be A list. By some definitions she was probably A+ list.
Off the top of my head I can think of four or five movies that she was the
female lead or biggest lead. Top billed. A nice little run. No one liked
working with her more than once. There were not a lot of crews or cast that
signed up for a second shot with our actress. Even now that technically has
two franchises she is in at the same time, her appearances with co-stars
are very limited. She does promotional work on her own away from other cast.
She usually alternates premieres and rarely travels to any premiere other
than NYC. No overseas stuff for her. Mental illness runs in her family and
in her case it leads to a lot of paranoia. A lot of paranoia. An A list celebrity
at the time boyfriend used to have to answer for his actions and whereabouts
24/7. Not just jealousy which is what you would think but paranoia that he
was doing things and actions other than just cheating for which he had to
account. Same thing with a celebrity husband. The thing about both of these
men were they were gone for long periods of time or else there is no way
this would work out well. She thinks people follow her all the time. She
thinks everyone is out to harm her. She has employed a food tester during
periods of her life for fear of poisoning. She protects her house not only
with alarms and armed security patrols but also chants and salt patterns.
She can be incredibly nice one second and the next second is screaming at
you with spit flying out of her mouth. She can spend one minute throwing
things at your head trying to kill you and the next trying to have sex with
you. These are not isolated incidents. It is why she backed down from an
expected challenge about 18 months ago. It was not even her enemies who
threatened her with revealing these things to the public, but her one or
two only friends because they thought it would do even more harm than good.
Actress: Ashley Judd
Franchises: "Dolphin Tales" and "Divergent"
A list celebrity boyfriend: Michael Bolton
Husband: Dario Franchitti
Challenge:
Backed
out of run for Senate
205.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/18 **#1**
There are all kinds of reports about how this superstar actor is mad at his
actress ex because she is dating a friend and former colleague of his. Not
true. He is mad
but not at his ex! Allow us to explain. No matter how
passionately he spoke about her in the past, Superstar was never really in
love with his ex. He was pleased with her, though, because she made him feel
like he was in control and because she enhanced his image. These are the
things that make him happy. When their relationship ended, he was furious
about the fact that he had lost control of the situation and that she made
him look bad. He got over it, though, and moved on. So hes not mad
at her. In fact, he doesnt care anything about her. Thats why
he just ignores her now. However, he is mad at someone. He is actually mad
at his male friend! In his mind, the friend breached some sort of guy loyalty
code by not consulting with the superstar and getting his approval before
making the move on the superstars ex. That is what really has our superstar
hopping mad. Its more about his having no control over the situation
than it is about really caring whether or not these two people date.
Superstar
Actor: Tom Cruise
Actress
Ex: Katie Holmes
The
Exs New Boyfriend: Jamie Foxx
206.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/18 **#2**
This popular model has landed multiple acting gigs. However, her behavior
has raised some eyebrows on the set. "It was weird working with her. She
seemed like she really wanted to be there and was taking [the acting job]
seriously and was perfectly focused in the morning, but in the afternoon
she was all loopy and out of it! We didnt know if it was drugs or alcohol
or what. She was just all over the place. It took lots of takes to get it
right. [The director] was really annoyed." The good news for her is that
her scenes came out fine. Not great, but certainly good enough to score her
more work in the future. The bad news is that she is not at all interested
in cutting down on her partying. Cara Delevingne
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#1**
What do you do if you just lost your monthly income and one of your best
friends cant do much more than walk red carpets for money? Well, if
you are this B list celebrity/ex-girlfriend of an A lister and her bff former
A- list singer you find two guys who are willing to drop $100K on you and
take you on vacation out of the country to the Caribbean. The problem is
that the two guys were not satisfied with the service so to speak and feel
like they got ripped off. Yeah, who are you going to complain to?
Karrueche
Tran (Chris Brown)/Christina Milian
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#2**
This B list national television talk show host is married to a woman, but
wants to come out as gay. Network executives have no idea he is contemplating
this. I guess all that cheating he has been doing has been with men and not
women. Travis Stork "The Doctors"
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#3**
"How many of these can I have?"
"Well, they are for the kids and their families here as part of the charity
event."
"But I could have one or two right?"
"I suppose we could spare one or two pairs."
The former B list model who changed her last name the second she got married
to that A- list celebrity musician to better cash in on it, then helped herself
to twenty pairs by quickly handing them to an assistant carrying reusable
grocery store bags.
Courtney
Bingham (Nikki Sixx)
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#4**
This married Atlanta Real Housewife was acting anything but the other night.
It looks like she started hooking up with her ex again which is a much much
better choice than her current husband.
Cynthia
Bailey/PROBABLY: Russell Simmons or Leon Robinson
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress who was on a hit network ensemble
show for a long time before it ended a few years back looked so happy the
other night when she was out of LA on the east coast with her girlfriend.
The married actress and her husband have an arrangement and completely
understands and supports her and she would never leave him. When she is out
of town is the only time she feels safe to be out with her long time lover.
Marcia
Cross "Desperate Housewives"
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#6**
All is not right in the world of this newly married couple. He is a wannabe
actor offspring and not the most successful actor in the family. She is not
an offspring but has about as much talent as her husband. I thought they
spent every second together, but apparently he found the time to hook up
with a woman he met while vacationing with his wife. The hookup happened
here in LA although the groundwork was laid while on vacation last month.
Evan
Ross (mother Diana)/Ashlee Simpson (sister Jessica)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#7**
KINDNESS: This former A+ list mostly movie actor who will probably be permanently
A list despite some truly awful movie choices because the fans, especially
female (and his stalkers) will always love him made everyones day the
other day. Our actor was at a hotel pool and having a cocktail or two and
was talking to a woman who was there on her honeymoon. Our actor told the
bartender to buy the woman and her husband a bottle of champagne and then
said that he was actually going to buy the drinks for everyone for the next
hour. $20K he dropped.
Keanu
Reeves
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#8**
This former A+ list comedian who had the most brilliant show on cable for
awhile has suffered a setback or two, mainly because of his own doing. Oh,
and the drugs. Anyway, the still very funny actor was in a hotel here and
was convinced the maid who came to turn the bed was the escort he ordered
and that she was wearing the uniform as some kind of role play. He started
to get angry that she was not getting undressed. The woman ran to get her
supervisor and everything was all calmed down. Right when all of the staff
was in the room discussing the situation, the real escort showed up at the
door. Everyone quickly left the room to let the two of them have some time
together.
Dave
Chappelle
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#9**
Our favorite Teen Mom was at it the other night. She told the world she was
behaving, but the only person doing any behaving was the one watching her
kid while the Teen Mom drugged it up and hooked up with that crew member
again. Jenelle Evans
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#10**
Because he takes up to two hours to get ready and sometimes just gives up
before going, this former A+ list mostly movie actor has his people call
the paps to tell them when our former A+ lister is actually leaving home
rather than them waiting for him for hours. Even when they are told he is
leaving sometimes it can be an additional hour. Is it really worth it? John
Travolta
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#11**
This is quite the quadrangle that is causing all kinds of tension and drama.
It affects multiple relationships and a hit show too. The first person (JK)
in the quadrangle is an actor who is A- list. He has been in some of the
biggest movies of all time. He also has the unique way of being at the right
place at the right time. He was an original in a television show. Not the
one who made it famous but the one who made the role what it was. Versatile.
Just check out his acting when he co-stars with the comic actor who takes
up all the space on film and how in a quirky comedy/drama movie his crazy
part was handled with just the right amount of seriousness while doing something
ridiculous. Now JK has found his way into a hit show. A very hit show. It
has resulted in lots of problems with the home life and at work. JK isnt
married, but he might as well be. A very long term relationship with a woman
(JF) that has also resulted in kid(s). Because JK is not around as much as
perhaps he should be, JF has been meeting other people, most of them online.
She met one person who is a fan of JK and the next thing you know she is
being emotionally and physically blackmailed and doing things she didnt
really want to do or plan on doing with the man. Speaking of blackmail, then
you have EB. EB is a star. Foreign born as with the rest of the people in
this blind. EB is being blackmailed. JK and JF know about the blackmail which
is why they were a noticeable no show at a very big event involving EB. They
think he should take a stand. I know, I know, but you have to remember that
JK doesnt know about the blackmailing of JF or he might be more
understanding. This no show has caused a huge rift between EB and JK who
used to be the best of friends. EBs significant other has also been
isolating EB and loves that JK and EB have had this falling out. It makes
her job so much easier to not have prying ears and eyes and third party voices
chiming in.
JK:
Martin Freeman
Movies: "The Hobbit" franchise
Original in television role: "The Office" (co-starred with Ricky Gervais)
Quirky role: John, a porn body double in "Love Actually" or as Lester Nygaard
in "Fargo"
Very hit show: "Sherlock"
JF: Amanda Abbington (2 children)
EB: Benedict Cumberbatch
(Sophie Hunter is blackmailing Benedict by marrying him when she knows he
is gay)
Martin
and his wife didnt attend Benedict and Sophies
wedding
218.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/19 **#1**
This famous athlete should be retiring in the next few years. He has had
a very successful career and most people think of him favorably. His retirement
may come earlier than planned because of some injuries he sustained in some
weird sexual encounters. You see, he likes to get hit on a particular spot
on his body. He cant do it himself. He has to have a woman do it. He
hands them a miniature baseball bat, and asks them to hit him there hard
and repeatedly, to the point where he is bruised and screaming in pain. When
you hear about a retiring athlete who mentions something to the effect that
his body just wont allow him to give 100% anymore, youll know
who this is. BONUS CLUE: The athlete is NOT a baseball player.
Athlete:
Team:
219.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/19 **#2**
This male singer is really stressed out. He isnt stressed out because
he has been cheating on his celebrity fiancee. He is stressed out because
he got CAUGHT! Since he has millions of young female fans, many will defend
him by saying that the other girl was only a friend
or that it was
the first time he ever cheated
or that he really is a nice guy and
that the horrible media is just biased against him. Thats all bullshit.
This cheating behavior isnt anything new for him. He does this ALL
THE TIME. He really IS a loathsome, lying, cheating asshole who doesnt
care how underage the girls are, how inappropriately he acts, or how bad
his behavior makes his fiancee or his band mates look. Weve told you
about his bad behavior many times. Now that hes been caught, maybe
some of his smarter fans will stop being so naive and start to realize that
their dreamy boy band idol
is really just a jerk. Whats he going
to do? Probably more drugs. And then hell piss and moan in seclusion
while his management team makes up some ridiculous excuses for him so as
to protect the entire bands reputation.
Singer:
Zayn Malik
Group:
"One Direction"
Fiancee:
Perrie Edwards
220.
POPBITCH
03/19
Which pint-sized soap star-turned-singer, currently on the comeback trail,
has been supplementing her income by sleeping with rich Arab men for £1m
a pop?
221. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/19
This husband and wife duo are widely known for being very vocal about their
"open" marriage. Dont believe me.. As Erica Badu so eloquently puts
it, You better call Dwayne. But, check this drop were getting,
it looks like the Mister is far from being all good with Missus having a
hall pass after all! According to our insider, his "insecurity" is reported
to led our mystery man to "demand _____ quit the show (after just one season).
Now, after his wife has a 2015 hit television show (Fox network). Wait
Thats not all!!! Our tipster tells us, "_____ wants to be the only
star in his household." Dig the Drop: "She really liked being on the show.
When he told her to quit she was very upset. At the same time, hes
mad as hell that his last movie didnt do big at the box office. When
he sees his wife becoming too big, he automatically shuts down her success.
Its been 18-years since they exchanged their I dos. Now, can you guess
the couple Im talking about?"
Will
Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith "Gotham"
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#1**
This B+ list reality star from an A list reality show must be taking a break
from rehab because he was spotted in a Jaco bar picking up hookers working
there and taking them with him in a black van.
Scott
Disick/"Keeping Up With the Kardashians" (Jaco, Costa Rico)
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#2**
This mid teen Disney star who is moving from her now ended hit show to some
spin off, is hooking up with a record producer twice her age. I think she
is a little young to be having sex for tracks but that is what she is doing.
Where are the parents? She is out "recording" until sunrise with this guy
and no one says anything.
Peyton
List/"Jessie"
(at
SXSW)
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#3**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee and still technically married hired an escort and then made
her watch him workout and get sweaty before he had sex with her. He thought
it would turn her on. She said it was awful. Maybe it was some kind of rugby
fantasy he had.
Russell
Crowe
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#4**
For at least the second straight relationship, this A+ list mostly movie
actor had his mom do the breaking up for him with a girlfriend. The time
before this, the mom actually took his A-/B+ list actress girlfriend out
to dinner to break the news.
Actor:
Bradley Cooper
Current girlfriend: Suki Waterhouse
A-/B+ list actress: Zoe Saldana
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#5**
This is probably not going to turn out well. For the first time in forever
this B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show which is
ending soon was boozing it up in public. Our actress who will be forced to
exclusively be in movies soon had six or seven vodka sodas in an hour. The
good news is she apparently learned her drinking and driving lesson. The
bad news is the guy she hooked up with was wearing a wedding ring. January
Jones "Mad Men"
(DUI)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#6**
The problems this A list acting couple is having with their young child is
because the mom didnt stop taking some of her medicine while she was
pregnant but never told the dad. He is clueless.
Anna
Faris/Chris Pratt (son Jack)
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#7**
Apparently this A list mostly movie actor who is filming a much anticipated
sequel is not done with the baby making with multiple women. Two models say
when they were having sex separately with him last week that he begged them
to allow him to not use protection because he wanted another baby. One of
the models said yes. The other just said he begged her but didnt say
whether she agreed.
Owen
Wilson "Zoolander 2"
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#8**
Apparently a little thing like being married didnt stop this A list
singer/part-time reality star from hitting on several of the celebrity women
he was shooting a promo with earlier this week. He asked a couple of them
to come back to his hotel room with him. If one said no he would move on
to the next.
Blake
Shelton
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#9**
This A list mostly television actress who gets paid a lot of money on her
hit network show had a bad reaction to some botox and cant close one
of her eyes all the way. Apparently over time as the botox wears off she
will be able to.
Kaley
Cuoco "The Big Bang Theory"
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#10**
She was grinning from ear to ear on the red carpet of her new movie, but
this B list mostly movie actress married to an A+ list mostly movie actor
cant stand her co-star in her latest movie. He is a permanent A lister
and always treated me well. She thinks he is a dirty old man. Agreed. But
he is still a nice guy. Most of the time.
Jennifer
Garner (Ben Affleck)/Al Pacino "Danny Collins" (It is starting to come out
so no sense in keeping it here until July.)
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#11**
#1- If you want the best drugs on just about any movie set, then you have
to befriend this B+ list mostly movie actor who is known for being the lead
in a book turned movie franchise which is still going strong. Because of
family he has access to medical grade cocaine and enough pills to open his
own pharmacy. The guy is wasted almost all the time and he is happy to share.
Jamie Dornan/"Fifty Shades of Grey" (his father is an
obstetrician)
#2- This Voice coach, not named Blake Shelton is cheating on their significant other with someone on the show. Christina Aguilera
#3- This former B list celebrity who only got that high because of the A+ lister he was married to still has high name recognition. He is also cheating on his wife with any fan that wants to hook up with him. It is the main reason he took his new gig. Kevin Federline/Britney Spears (DJing)
#4 At the Game Of Thrones after party the other night, the very tall one from the show was in a corner of the room with two men all over her. They did not hold back very much from full on sex. No one seemed shocked at all. Gwendoline Christie (Brienne of Tarth)
233.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/20
Justin Bieber and Madonna had several interesting moments on Ellen the other
day. They played a little game called "Never Have I Ever." The game has Ellen
DeGeneres asking a question in the form of a statement about intimate events
(Yes, the title and the format are a little confusing). The celebrity then
raises a paddle to answer "I Have" or "I Have Never." Anyway, during the
course of the game, Justin Bieber claims that he has never had phone sex,
and Madonna claims that she has had sex with more than two different people
in one day. Another one of the statement/questions that Ellen DeGeneres asked
was, "Never have I ever dated someone and their sibling." All three celebrities
raised their paddles stating, "I Have." Since Justin Bieber typically dates
other celebrities, which siblings do you think he has dated? Siblings:
Kylie and Kendall Jenner
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#1**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor who even got a chance to be the lead
in a couple of low performing comedies moved on to almost television but
has moved on from that to do other things. One of those things is keeping
him away from his very open minded wife and in the arms of two other women
who are making his work days much easier.
Jason
Biggs
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#2**
This foreign born A+ list celebrity who was a performer back in the day before
trying to erase it from her memory is losing hair and weight after a recent
cancer scare. She needs to have a biopsy done but she keeps putting it off
and has been a mess for the past month.
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#3**
This former A list reality star from multiple shows on network and cable
is pretty much hated by everyone. How she keeps getting new shows is beyond
me. She will do anything to keep her rich boyfriend on the hook because she
loves the money and thinks it will also be more reality opportunities. The
thing is though she is constantly leaving a drug user in charge of her kid(s)
while she is gone. Bethenny Frankel
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#4**
This former A+ list athlete is married and a previously busted cheater in
more than one way. Well, he is at it again. He actually hooked up with the
girlfriend of one of his sons while she was dating the son.
Roger
Clemens
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#5**
This A list singer who is known for his great voice and high Christmas album
sales scours the internet every day for mentions of him and his actress
"girlfriend." If there is anything negative out there he tries to shoot down
the rumor or innuendo. He protests way too much.
Josh
Groban/Kat Dennings
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#6**
This A list musician from a permanent A list band is married to a former
controversial reality star. Apparently she went crazy the other night and
trashed their bedroom and ripped all his clothes. He says she needs to get
back on her meds and she says he needs to stop cheating. Neal Schon
("Journey")/Michaele Salahi ("Real Housewives of D.C.")
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#7**
This A list morning talk show host has a lot of fans. She would have a lot
fewer if they knew our A lister was cheating on her significant other.
Kelly
Ripa
241. MR.
X 03/22 **#1**
Easy Easy: Which eccentric A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee came out
as bisexual last week? Most of the mainstream media ignored it or simply
focused on the bizarre way he came out. Expect a more formal announcement
soon.
James
Franco
241. MR.
X 03/22 **#2**
What former A- list tweener and now a B-list mostly television actress who
has a recurring role on that hit drama series is gunning for a co-host seat
on that talk show she recently appeared on amid much controversy?
Actress: Raven-Symoné
Drama series: "Empire"
Co-host seat: "The View"
242. MR.
X 03/22 **#3**
What closeted A-list actor and Oscar-nominee, after his coke-fueled "breakup"
party with several of his friends/co-workers, ended the night by hiring a
male hooker to keep him company?
Bradley
Cooper (Suki Waterhouse)/Jonah Hill and Miles Teller in Las
Vegas
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#1**
That was a large swollen lip this B- list mostly movie actress/celebrity
offspring was sporting yesterday. Apparently that frequent woman beater/B-
list rapper and her sometime boyfriend backhanded her and his ring landed
flush on her mouth.
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#2**
This porn star Teen Mom had to return half her fee because she brought her
boyfriend along to a gig where it was just supposed to be her. When they
booked her she was going to dance and even give some lap dances to very high
rollers. She did none of that because her boyfriend wouldnt let her.
Farrah
Abraham
(Crazy
Horse Cabaret in Pompano Beach)
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#3**
I didnt even know she smoked but this former A list bubblegum pop singer
turned actress turned whatever it is she does with A list name recognition
made a guest appearance on a show but it took forever to film because she
kept stopping every two or three minutes to take a break so she could smoke.
She is in bad shape.
Mandy
Moore "Hallmark Channel's Home & Family"
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#4**
This A list mostly television actor on a long long running network show is
getting divorced. His soon to be confronted him recently with photos of him
with 10 other women that were not something that could be explained as innocent.
That is just what she discovered in their last year of marriage.
Patrick
Dempsey "Greys Anatomy"
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#5**
This barely A list singer who hopefully will disappear soon was having a
contest with her celebrity offspring this weekend after a show to see who
could do more coke in two minutes. Our singer has no competition when it
comes to that. She easily won.
248. LAINEY
GOSSIP 03/23
An acclaimed actor. And an acclaimed director. A director with a huge ego,
recently made even bigger, and his acclaimed friends are pricks too, so
its not like theres anyone around to check his behaviour... until
he took it a step too far with someone who has some experience with knocking
around douchebags on set. So its been a long shoot. And this is a
technically particular director. His exacting demands have made it so that
production is taking a long, long time. He berates and belittles the crew,
hes impatient, and hes often cruel, even unethical in his pursuit
to get the "perfect shot". With the hardware now, he feels even more justified
in being as unkind as he wants to be, because in his mind, art is often not
compatible with compassion. Compassion was the problem when one of his leads,
due to a physical ailment, relied on wardrobe to come up with a solution
that would alleviate some of his pain. It was a relief to the actor and,
for the most part, it wasnt a big deal aesthetically, until a long
shot was required, at which point the director noticed that an adjustment
had been made to help with the actors discomfort. The director went
ballistic. He got right up in the actors face. They start screaming
at each other. They decide to take their argument somewhere private, where
they continue to yell at each other. Its LOUD. Its ugly. Its
level 15 on intensity. The director wont forgive, the actor wont
apologise. Everyone can hear. And then
Silence. The actor exits. On
his own. The director? Is found by the crew moments later. On the ground
in his tent. One punch.
Director: Alejandro González Iñárritu (directed
"Birdman") (friends with Sean Penn)
Actor: Tom Hardy (was rumored to have gotten into fist fights with Nicolas
Windign-Refn and Shia LaBeouf on set of Bronson and Lawless, hence having
"experience with knocking around douchebags")
Movie: "The Revenant"
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#1**
This A list country singer might be a newlywed but it doesnt mean he
still doesnt cheat, he is just a lot more careful about how he does
it. He uses a roadie to talk to fans who might be interested and does nothing
in public or where there could be any cameras.
Jason
Aldean/Brittany Kerr
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#2**
At the same time this A- list reality star from an A list reality show that
is past its prime was telling reporters that everything was fine with her
significant other. He was getting drunk in a beachfront bar with three women.
Kourtney
Kardashian/Scott Disick
(About
90 minutes after the blind this morning, photos of his night started popping
up. She was in Vegas saying he was in rehab the exact time he was boozing
it up in a club.)
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#3**
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned movie of the week queen earned
some big cash fast when she had a threesome with a very rich businessman
from out of town and this foreign born B- list mostly movie actress who arranged
the whole thing and is known for not wearing much on red carpets.
Tara
Reid/Bai Ling
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actor who is on a hit network show ending
its first year got hammered after the final show taped. Not a big deal except
he tried to steal some intimate apparel from the female lead of the show
from her trailer. He said it was a joke, but it was serious enough he might
not be back next season. Someone from "How To Get Away With Murder"/Viola
Davis
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#5**
This OITNB actress who has been on a lot, but not all of the episodes, set
off a fire alarm the other night at a Broadway show when she was smoking
a joint in a bathroom stall.
Lea
DeLaria, Jackie Cruz or Emma Myles
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#6**
This aging foreign born former B list mostly movie actress turned reality
star turned lush who dated some of the biggest stars in the world back in
the day is making a series of porn flicks with look-a-likes of her former
lovers because she needs the cash.
Brigitte
Nielsen (dated Mick Hucknall, Sean Penn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester
Stallone, Tony Scott, Mark Gastineau, Sebastian Copeland, Flavor
Flav)
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#7**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress is still relatively young and has
been acting forever. Movies have given way to television which has given
way to a television series of sorts. Anyway, the married actress was asked
about her relatively brand new new husband the other day while surrounded
by fans and tossed the pen she was using to sign autographs and walked away.
Christina
Ricci "The Lizzie Borden Chronicles"
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#8**
A first time appearance in the blinds for this foreign born B list mostly
television actress who is on a hit network show that just got picked up for
another season. In her downtime from the show she filmed a movie and was
just a small part of a big cast, which is unlike her television show. Despite
being such a small player in the movie she did hookup with that married A
list mostly movie actor who would have stayed A+ list if he stayed with his
franchise.
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#9**
There was a family dinner last week. Although it was held at a house instead
of at a restaurant, one of the participants just looooves talking to her
friends and couldnt wait to share what happened. The dinner was held
at the home of this former A list singer turned A list reality star turned
awful actress turned A list celebrity turned A list at what she does as long
as it does not involve singing or acting. Our A lister has a drug problem.
Not just a little tiny one either. A big problem. What was just some Adderall
to help her lose weight has turned into a coke problem of huge proportions.
Not helping at all is her enabling significant other who was also there and
half asleep because he had been drinking all afternoon. Dad was there on
his cell phone and wouldnt stop texting/e-mailing/looking at naked
photos. Mom was there but not in her kerchief. Also there were some other
family members, one of whom is the big talker and the reason this family
gathering took a turn from dinner to almost war. This other family member
is a celebrity in her own right and is now clean. For now. She wasnt
though and the family, including the A lister acted all high and mighty when
they told the family member she needed rehab and she was going to disgrace
the family and they even managed to get her into rehab twice for a total
of about 36 hours. She had huge issues and to be fair was a much bigger user
than our A lister is now, but the A lister is fast approaching that usage
and has much much more to lose. Our family member kept telling the A lister
she needs to go to rehab and kept trying to get everyone else at the table
on her side and see her point of view, but no one wants to go against the
meal ticket. No one would say anything stronger than maybe the A lister should
cut back. The conversation started getting louder and more heated and when
the A lister and the family member stood up on either side of the table and
started yelling at each other a security guard rushed in to break it up and
the A lister kicked out the family member and her guest.
A lister: Jessica Simpson
Big talker: Ashlee Simpson
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#10**
Umm, how can I put this delicately. This former B list Disney tweener turned
B+ list singer had to get her genital area re-pierced after developing an
infection from the last one. There was a several month healing process and
last week finally got it done again.
Demi
Lovato
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#11**
For the first time this B- list celebrity is the star and he is taking advantage
of it. While his A list husband has been out of town, our B- lister has been
hooking up with random strangers and has been loving it. Neil Patrick
Harris
(in
U.K.)/David Burtka
(on
Broadway)
260. MEDIA
TAKEOUT 03/23
MediaTakeOut.com just learned that one of the actors form the show EMPIRE
was asked to leave the show . . . because they were HOOKED ON DRUGS. We're
not gonna say any names, cause we aint trying to get hit with no lawsuit.
But lets just say that sometimes the STORYLINE can be a little TOO REAL.
We're told the actor was making everyone on set was uncomfortable. And that
the HIGHER UPS in the network made the final decision to LET DUDE GO. Take
a WILD GUESS who we're talking about.
Malik
Yoba
261.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/23 **#1**
You may be wondering what this singers fiancee is going to do. Well,
we can give you a little insight as to whats going on, although no
decision was made as of yesterday. They did talk it out. Actually, lets
take that back. They were physically in the same place, but its more
like the management team members were talking. The guy and the girl themselves
were barely speaking to each other! For most of the time, one was in one
room and one was in the other room, with mediators running back and forth
between the two. She tired of him a long time ago, and this latest bad behavior
is just another straw on the camels back. He made her look bad, and
that just wasnt part of the deal. She wants to break up with him and
maintain some dignity. Of course management wants them to stay together.
However, they are depending on their powers of persuasion (and a cash incentive)
to get her to do so. So, its up to her at this point. She has agreed
to make a decision within the next couple of days, so you can expect either
a reconciliation photo op or a breakup announcement very soon. We believe
that there is a 90% chance she stays with him. Despite how mad she is, our
girl certainly does love the publicity that comes from being engaged to a
bigger celebrity. In other words, she wants to maintain her dignity
but publicity and cash may win out. Plus, she only needs to put up with him
for another year or so. However, even if she does decide to stay, we hope
that fans werent actually expecting a wedding
because that is
NEVER going to happen! Zayn Malik/Perrie Ewards
262.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/23 **#2**
This actor recently broke up with his girlfriend. No surprise there. She
was just the latest in a long line of fake "serious girlfriends." And we
are going to give you the scoop on exactly how it works! "Serious girlfriends"
are always models or actresses. They are set up by their respective publicists.
If the first few dates go well and they both agree to continue, they go into
contract. A minimum of one photo op per month. After the first year or so,
their P.R. teams float the rumor that they are getting serious. "They are
talking about getting engaged/having children/shopping for rings/looking
to buy a house/going to move in together!" Thats the final flurry of
publicity. Then, a few months later, they amicably break up. There was one
time that the contract was broken, but even that actress eventually came
back around, and the "relationship" was resumed and completed. This setup
works so well that our actor has repeated it five times in the past ten years!
Yes, there is a pattern there
and there is no limit to the number of
times it will repeat in the future!
Actor: Bradley Cooper
Some of his Ex-Girlfriends: Suki Waterhouse, Zoe Saldana (broke the contract,
but came back), Renée Zellweger, Isabella Brewster, Jennifer
Esposito
263.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/23 **#3**
There are lots of bigger and flashier clubs near his vacation spot, but this
television guy chose a smaller, out-of-the-way bar because he thought no
one would recognize him. That didnt happen. Not only was he spotted
and photographed, but he tried to pick up on few girls during the course
of the evening, too! "We were having a bachelorette party and he went directly
for the three prettiest girls in our group. He was kind of wobbly, but he
would put his arms around them to keep himself steady. He was showing off
his watch and telling them that he was really rich and kept saying I
could take care of you. We didnt know if he meant that he thought
he could take care of them for the evening, or if he was proposing something
longer-term! He actually has kind of a high-pitched voice and was pretty
gross, but he thought he was a real catch even though none of us would go
home with him. Fortunately, he didnt get too handsy. He was definitely
drunk though. He was pounding down beers and stumbling all over the place!"
So much for sobriety! Scott Disick
264.
DAILY MIRROR
03/23
A member of the royal family was in a suspected pedophile ring being investigated
by police before an Establishment cover up, it was claimed. A former Metropolitan
Police officer said he was told a member of the Queens family and an
MP had both been identified as part of a major child abuse inquiry. But the
operation is said to have been shut down by the Crown Prosecution Service
for national security reasons. The claim came as the Mets deputy assistant
commissioner made a fresh appeal for victims of historic child sex abuse
to come forward, and vowed: "Well go where the evidence takes us."
The ex-officer told the Sunday Mirror how a named detective sergeant based
at Londons Marylebone police station in the late 1980s spoke to him
about the investigation and the fact it had been axed. The former officer
said: "I was in a car with two other vice squad officers. They were discussing
a madam who had provided a girl of about 15 to [British actor] Oliver Reed.
"The detective sergeant said he had just had a major child abuse investigation
shut down by the CPS regarding a royal and an MP. "He did not mention names,
but he said the CPS had said it was not in the publics interest because
it could destabilise national security." The former officer added:
"What I was told has stayed with me to this day." (thanks to Blind Gossip
for abridged version) Prince Andrew
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor has always been known as a man who hits hotel
bars late at night. He especially loves if they have a piano or some other
kind of live entertainment. Since he has been married though, the trips have
become earlier in the night or even during the middle of the day. Apparently
he is no longer allowed to have more than one glass of wine or spirit per
day and escapes the house to drink. Matthew McConaughey
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#2**
It took one season of this middling pay cable show to get the lead to cheat
on his girlfriend of well over a year. She stuck with him when the former
A- lister and possible celebrity baby daddy could not get anything better
than a play and as soon as he got a lead in a show he started cheating on
her with all of his fans.
Actor: Josh Hartnett
Pay cable show: "Penny Dreadful"
Girlfriend: Tamsin Egerton
Possible baby daddy: Katie Holmes/Suri Cruise
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who will be B list again once
her new show hits the air replacing the one that just ended, has a very jealous
boyfriend. He guards his meal ticket like a hawk and is by her side or watching
her on set or stalking her trailer the entire time she is working. He never
lets her out of his sight.
Actress:
Lea Michele
Former show: "Glee"
New show: "Scream Queens"
Boyfriend: Matthew Paetz
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#4**
The significant other of this foreign born B list mostly television actress
from a hit cable show celebrated a life milestone by lighting up a joint
in a hospital room the other day and then asked the nurse if she wanted some.
She told him to put it out.
Jessica
Paré (had baby)
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor from way back in the day on two
hit shows who is supposed to be sober drank himself to a passed out state
on a recent flight. His much much younger girlfriend wasnt with the
actor and he made short work of a half dozen mini-bottles before popping
a pill and passing out.
David
Hasselhoff/Hayley Roberts "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch"
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#6**
This former B list celebrity turned reality star turned magazine pinup is
expecting another baby. No, his current significant other who also had his
children or his ex who also had children with him knows yet. The good news
is our former B lister thinks he might have a job lined up very soon.
Celebrity:
Levi Johnston
Magazine
pinup: Playgirl
Ex: Bristol Palin
Current girlfriend: Sunny Oglesby
filing
for divorce
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#7**
I guess it is one way to try and get a reality show. This model turned celebrity
girlfriend, turned celebrity wife, turned probably had sex with a celebrity
who was married while they were both married, wants to star in her own version
of Rock of Love and is willing to sleep with as many executives and contestants
on the show as it takes to get her and keep her on the air. Classy.
Amber
Rose
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#8**
This reality star who is the offspring of a rap legend did a test shoot for
Playboy. The rap legend would put a stop to it in a second if he knew. Seriously,
it would kill the guy if his daughter ended up naked in Playboy.
Offspring:
Angela Simmons
Rap legend: Reverend Run ("RunD.M.C.")
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#9**
This A list talk show host is not really helping with keeping their significant
other sober. Ordering drinks and telling the significant other it is ok to
have a sip or two of the drink is just not very nice. I expected more. Ellen
DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#10**
This idiotic A list country singer was bragging to everyone about how he
recently smuggled drugs into a foreign country. That should work out well
for him on any future visits.
Jason
Aldean (wedding in Mexico)
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#11**
Buried somewhere in a tiny blurb of the corner of the internet was the
announcement that a woman had been found dead in her car of an overdose.
Missing for a few days, the very beautiful social media star (JO) with a
very big following was found after an extensive search by her few close friends.
One of the people who did not join in the search was this A lister. He is
a solid A lister. Right up there with the biggest television actors working.
A hit show. Network. He didnt participate in the search and as bad
as it sounds, he is probably grateful the woman is dead. Did he make her
overdose? No, but he certainly didnt do anything to stop her. Lets
go back a bit. Almost two years ago our actor and our social media star crossed
paths. He was cheating on his wife again and was at a party. JO was there.
In a room full of attractive women, she was at the very top. She was close
to or had just become legal. She was surrounded by men and women clamoring
for her affection and attention. JO generally felt safer around women and
most of her relationships were with women. She had a bad experience when
she was in her early teens with a boyfriend. As a result she rarely did anything
more than kiss a guy, and then only on her cheek. JO was a constant at Hollywood
parties and would frequently send me little tips which mostly involved drugs.
JO used drugs. A lot. As much as she would try to stop, she never really
did. It was one of the ways she coped. JO and the A lister bonded over a
line of coke. She saw him, looking for someone other than her and using her
incredible smile and talent for making everyone fall in love with her who
met her soon had our A lister doing a line. He told her he never really did
drugs. One thing led to another and they talked for several hours and before
he went home to his wife they fooled around a little. She was scared, but
because she had seen him on television and in movies she thought she knew
him already and felt safe. Over time they began speaking more and more. He
was hiding JO from his wife and other girlfriends. She was hiding the A lister
from her girlfriends. She was great at a keeping a secret about something
like this. She told me about him being at the party, but it was not until
months later that I heard they were a couple and I didnt hear it from
her. I asked her about it a few weeks after I learned and she admitted it.
I told her to be careful and told her he had a reputation for other women.
An extensive one. She said he was just seeing her. I didnt tell her
otherwise even though pretty much the whole world of Hollywood knows he will
sleep with anyone. I think she really thought she was going to be the next
Mrs. That was not going to happen. Our actor is getting divorced but there
wont be any new Mrs. Ever. It is not going to happen. I think he must
have told her that. Told her that he wanted some time alone is what she told
me he said. She tried to make it sound hopeful, but I knew she was lying.
He had been seeing two other people besides her. I asked her if he ever said
anything to her about her drug use and she said no because other than once
or twice doing a line of coke with him that she managed to never use around
him. She says he never knew. I think he did. I think he didnt want
something coming out about him being involved with someone who was a teen
and a drug user. Would have killed his career. So, he dumped her and it killed
her. I think she saw a way out. A way to achieve her potential. She knew
she just needed that push to take her over the top. She already had the
following. She already had the looks. What he gave her was not the push of
being with someone famous, but he gave her the chance to be sober. When she
was with him she was sober. She thought if she could be with him 24/7 she
would be sober 24/7. She could live more openly and honestly. That her demons
would fall away. Hopefully where she is now she is only surrounded by
angels.
Social media star: Amanda Jordan
(nuggiex)
Missing/Found
dead
Actor: Patrick Dempsey ("Greys Anatomy")
276.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/24 **#1**
There is a well-known young female celebrity who is very upset about the
Vogue "Brat Pack" photo spread! However, she is not mad because her ex is
featured in the spread. She is mad because she wasnt asked to be included!
It actually wasnt a personal thing. It was a model-y thing. The magazine
wanted very lean and lanky celebs who could pass for high-fashion models.
Thats the reason our celebrity didnt make the cut. By the way,
the sibling of one of the Brats did not make the cut for exactly the same
reason!
Female celebrity: Selena Gomez
Ex: Justin Bieber
Sibling: Kendall Jenners sister Kylie
Brat
Pack
277.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/24 **#2**
This actress is, without a doubt, one of the messiest celebrities in Hollywood!
She recently tried to explain away her drug-and-aolcohol-fueled craziness
by claiming that it was due to the loss of a former colleague. What?! First
of all, she has had these same substance abuse issues for at least ten years!
Secondly, she was never even that close to her former colleague. They
didnt hang out outside of official work or charity functions. There
were no dinners or basketball games or vacations or day hikes. So what is
this "woe is me" tour really all about? Sure its a publicity ploy for
her new movie. But its also about what is happening after the movie.
Nothing. While her costars have six or seven projects in production and in
development, do you know how many this actress has lined up for 2015 and
2016? Zero. Nada. No one wants to hire her because she is an uninsurable
mess. So, do you think her bid for sympathy will work
and result in
work?
Michelle
Rodriguez (Paul Walkers death)
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#1**
The boyfriend of this West Coast Housewife has got extremely close to a couple
of the Housewives. He had sex with one and a daughter of another. Not at
the same time though.
West Coast Housewife: Brandi Glanville "Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills"
Boyfriend: Jonathan Ruiz
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#2**
This married A list mostly movie actress was out to dinner with friends this
week and taking a night off from baby and husband number two. She also spent
every twenty minutes getting up from her table to go to the restroom. Next
time she might want to make sure her clutch is closed before coming back
to the table and get that vial all the way back in.
Scarlett
Johansson
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#3**
This Bravo star of one of their signature franchises was at a movie premiere
this week and must have forgotten he had a woman he is supposed to marry.
This hanging on to A list mostly movie actress said he would not stop hitting
on her and kept bugging her to go have drinks with him and made it clear
he wanted more than just drinks.
Ryan
Serhant "Million Dollar Listing NY"/Amanda Seyfried
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#4**
This former A list pop singer is pretty desperate for cash. Back in the day
when she was flush she would never do any kind of product placement. Now,
that she is a B lister, but still with A list name recognition who cant
get steady work, she can be had for as little as $2500 for photos with a
product. Even at that price though, she is having trouble getting much interest.
Lady
Gaga/Kreation Organic
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#5**
This former A list child star spent Monday hanging out with the guy who got
him hooked on heroin. The former star has been clean, but this is not looking
good because the other guy still sells and uses.
Macaulay
Culkin
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#6**
There is a video making the rounds of this B- list mostly movie actor who
got his fame from that great network television show that turned into an
almost television show. He has a big ego but this video of him pleasuring
himself on cam should humble him a little bit.
Michael
Cera "Arrested Development"
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#7**
This former A list singer of an A list 80s hair band who has turned
himself into a reality star/singer apparently can only perform in bed if
his dog is there. Watching.
Brett
Michaels
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network
show has a new network show after a couple of misses. Apparently the actress
no one can stand who works with her was at it again. She told the director
that she was the star and there was too much time being spent in one episode
on people other than her. She did this in front of the crew.
Debra
Messing "The Mysteries of Laura"
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#9**
Just looking at it from the outside, you would think these two would get
along really well. They dont. They cant stand each other. I mean
this is really bitter hatred. Im hard pressed to think of two women
in Hollywood that hate each other quite this much. It all started ok back
in the day. GS is a B list actress. Mostly television and really, she only
keeps the B list status because of her constant attempts to stay in the spotlight
through pap photos. Her made me famous role is over. She has done nothing
since. She stays famous because she knows how to get photographed and does
a little of this and that. She is busy and works, but it is because of her
efforts to stay photographed that she has not dropped lower. SQ is an A list
celebrity. Actually might even be A+. I dont like her all that much
so I hesitate to give her that +. She is versatile and there is not much
in show business that she has not done. She has also done a masterful job
of staying in the spotlight. It helps that she has had a better career. Still
though, she has her ups and downs but kept herself hovering at A list and
higher for almost two decades. Until about a decade ago, GS and SQ were friendly.
Good friends. Not great. Not hanging out at your house, but good friends.
GS is very good at finding people higher on the list than herself and inviting
herself to their homes and events. Sometimes it works and sometimes it
doesnt. One night, SQ confronted her then husband about GS. Apparently
GS and SQs husband had a little fling and GS decided to let the world
know it by becoming a little too affectionate with the husband in a very
public way. After a couple of days the public forgot about it but SQ thinks
about it to this day. She has done everything she can to sabotage projects
that GS wants a part of. SQ has made sure that if someone wants SQ at their
event that GS is not invited or relegated to the nosebleed seats which usually
results in GS canceling. I was reminded of this feud this week because SQ
had sex with GS boyfriend. She wasnt shy about it at all. Oh,
you wont see it splashed in the tabloids and honestly he is not SQs
type, but her one goal in attending an event this week was to have sex with
him and she did. And she made sure that GS knew about it too. Mutual
acquaintances of the two saw their phones blow up this week with selfies
SQ took with the boyfriend. They left no doubt that the two of them hooked
up. As an added dig, SQ also took a selfie with the boyfriend doing the exact
same thing that GS did with SQs ex-husband that started the whole feud
in the first place.
GS:
Eva Longoria "Desperate Housewives"
SQ: Jennifer
Lopez
Husband: Marc Anthony
Boyfriend: Jose Antonio Baston
Jennifer
Lopez in Mexico to promote her fashion line
287. MR.
X 03/25 **#1**
What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee was out partying again the other
night (what else is new?) and was spotted getting into a car with two
transsexuals? Some press outlets reported the two as women, but if you see
the paparazzi photos, its beyond obvious.
Leonardo
DiCaprio
288. MR.
X 03/25 **#2**
What two D-list singers who are still trying to relive their glory days of
teen idol-dom by playing clubs and bars in college towns are also not-so-secretly
dating? Theyre also trying to pitch a Simple Life type
of reality show, but so far there have been no takers.
Aaron
Carter/Drake Bell
289.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/25 **#1**
The pressure is too much! The schedule is too grueling! The fans are too
mean! The fact that this singer is gone is not shocking to us, and it should
not be shocking to you. His unhealthy habits render him completely unable
to handle any work or travel or publicity or stress in a rational and healthy
way. He wants to pretend he quit? Fine. Let him pretend he quit and that
it was his decision. He actually got fired. Why? Because this is a business,
and a business decision had to be made. The band has to maintain a certain
image to be successful, and that image definitely does not include what he
has become. The drugs have taken over his life. He has gotten thinner and
thinner, he cant even pretend to be in a stable relationship, he
cant control his outbursts, he cant do his job, he cant
pass a drug test, and he cant get insurance. He had to go. In 127 Hours,
James Francos character had to cut off a significant part of his body
to save his life. In this case, they had to cut out one significant part
of the group to save the whole band. Frankly, his band mates are relieved
that he is gone. And you should be, too. He gets to live
and so does
the band.
Zayn
Malik "One Direction"
290.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/25 **#2**
Dear Diary, Now that this famous actor and his wife have split, I am on a
mission to leak all sorts of horrible details about the wife to the media.
I am trying to paint her as an unfit mother to hurt her chances of gaining
custody of the couples child/ren. Who am I to do such a thing? Why,
Im The Roommate! You may be asking yourself why a rich and famous actor
and his wife would need/want/have a male roommate living in their house.
Well, Im certainly not here to help pay the rent or participate in
that stupid job wheel on the refrigerator! No, I am here because I am the
actors BOYFRIEND! I am the person he loves. I am his partner in life.
The marriage and the baby were just an arrangement to help him look straight.
Unfortunately, he really picked the wrong person to partner with on this
sham, and now its my job to help him get rid of her as soon as possible.
Well, Ive got to go and leak a few more nasty anecdotes about her!
Until next time, Dear Diary
Jeremy
Renner/Sonni Pacheco/Kristoffer Winters
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#1**
While this foreign born A list television actor who is a recent Academy Award
winner/nominee was on a radio show, his significant other was having coffee
with her supposed ex. They looked awfully chummy for being exes.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter/PROBABLY Conrad Shawcross
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#2**
New record, new girlfriend. Coincidence? I mean how much longer could he
talk about the girlfriend he had a decade ago? It isnt like the one
he tried to have not that long ago stuck at all. She got out of that in a
second when she knew what he wanted.
Aaron
Carter (Hilary Duff)
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#3**
I wouldnt call it hazing but there is definitely some fat shaming of
a person who is not fat on the set of a new show. This A-/B+ list mostly
television actress who was recently on a hit show brought her bad reputation
with her and has been muttering to anyone who will listen that her much younger
B list mostly movie actress co-star should drop a few pounds and always always
says something when she spies the younger actress eating anything.
Television
actress: Lea Michele "Glee"
Co-star: Abigail Breslin
Show: "Scream Queens"
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#4**
I guess this is one way to try to make sure no one finds out you are cheating
on your wife. This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who alternates
between comedy and action and has been the lead in some smaller movies met
a woman at an event and then arranged for her to take a car to the home where
he is staying. The home belongs to an A+ list co-star who never uses it but
has state of the art security and guards.
B+ list actor: Simon Pegg
A+ list co-star:
Tom
Cruises compound
Movie: "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation"
"Kill
Me Three Times" L.A. premiere
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#5**
In what had to be one of the fastest product photo shoots on record this
B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition thanks to her ex
relationship, was so nervous about being spotted that she had her hair and
makeup done in the back of a van, walked twenty feet for the photographer
and then ran back to the van which pulled away. I guess she doesnt
want to be asked about her relationships.
Katie
Holmes/Tom Cruise (rumor she is dating Jamie Foxx)
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#6**
KINDNESS: While the rest of the celebrities made nice on the red carpet with
cancer patients for a minute or two prior to a screening, this former B+
list mostly television actress who starred for years on a very hit ensemble
network show before dropping out of another before shooting that just ended
its long run spent the entire screening out on the red carpet talking to
patients and posing for photos and listening to their stories and the stories
from their loved ones. She is just an amazing human being.
Maura
Tierney ("NewsRadio" and "ER")
"Cancer:
The Emperor of All Maladies" New York Screening
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#7**
With her first network show not going very well, this foreign born B-/C+
list mostly television actress who is known more for South Of France paychecks
has been throwing her foreign born B+ list co-star under the bus to anyone
who will listen as to why the show is not performing well. She is also sleeping
with just about anyone on the show who is pitching new projects for pilot
season or has one ready to shoot.
Foreign
born B-/C- "South of France" actress: Kelly Brook
Foreign born B+ list co-star: Elisha Cuthbert
Show: "One Big Happy"
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#8**
She is still wearing her engagement ring, but this B+ list mostly television
actress from a hit pay cable show was spotted having a very brief makeout
session with a guy who is most definitely not her boyfriend.
Allison
Williams "Girls"
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#9**
This A- list reality star spends most of her prison phone time trying to
hammer out a deal for a cooking show and new cookbook so she wont have
to go back to her old show. She is also going to stick it to her old bosses
by giving an interview to a different network when she gets out.
Teresa
Giudice "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#10**
One benefit of dating this A+ list Academy Award winner/nominee is that this
A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee upgraded
her drug supplier. She thinks she is getting much better coke because it
costs more. The thing is the guy she was introduced to by her boyfriend gets
his drugs from her old drug dealer and then cuts it. Sean Penn/Charlize
Theron
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#11**
This is the first time this person has ever been a blind. When his name came
up, I knew it of course, but I had to think back to the last project I saw
him in. I thought it had been longer, but when I look up his filmography
I remember the last role I saw him in, which was not that long ago in a movie
with two A listers. Filmed out of the country. The last couple of movies
he has shot have been filmed outside the country. He is foreign born. He
tries to spend as little time as possible here in the US. Back in the day
he was just about an A list mostly movie actor. Lots and lots of movies to
his credit. He also is involved in lots of other entertainment work. He loves
to do as much as he can because it gives him a valid reason for flying all
over the world to check with his partners and suppliers. He is A+ list in
his home country. It is from there that he runs everything. According to
a journalist who has investigated him for the past three years, our
actor/entertainer is one of the worlds largest drug dealers. He also
launders hundreds of millions of dollars annually through huge vacation resorts
that are springing up in his home country. The resorts, all of which he controls
through front companies and builds with construction companies he controls
through different names. His drug money is shipped home where it is used
to purchase condos in these resorts and then flipped to everyday Joe buyers
or the drug money is used to invest in the projects. That money invariably
is invested with companies that suddenly declare bankruptcy leaving the person
who sent the drug money a valid reason why he has nothing to show for his
investment. Apparently law enforcement authorities around the world are almost
powerless to do anything because anything he does that is remotely illegal
he does from his home country. When he travels and meets with partners or
suppliers, they simply talk about what investments they should steer their
people too. The hope is that one of the people in a country will make a mistake
and then can be turned. It is massive operation and the book will probably
be a heart stopper.
Actor: Jet Li
Home country: China "Singaporean citizenship"
Last movie: "The Expendables" (Sylvester Stallone and Arnold
Schwarzenegger)
301.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/26 **#1**
We know that some of you are upset over changes in your favorite band. However,
if you can stop crying for five minutes, youll want to know whats
next! Management is now considering replacing exiting members of the band
one at a time with younger and fresher faces and voices! BG
calls it "The Menudo Strategy". For approximately twenty years, starting
in the late 1970s, the management of a Latin boy band called Menudo constantly
swapped out the boys as they got too old or tired or screwed up. All told,
there were over THIRTY boys (including singer Ricky Martin) who were members
Menudo at one time or another! As our band is still very popular and
making LOTS of money employing this strategy makes good business sense.
There is absolutely no point in killing this cash cow and putting dozens
of people out of work just because the original members got old or tired
or screwed up! It wont be hard to find the first replacement. Already
under consideration: two boys who star in different television shows, one
young film actor, and two boys who are Broadway performers. Zayn Malik
"One Direction"
302.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/26 **#2**
Dear Diary, Uh oh! The publicists are maaaaad! They dont want me to
call him my "roommate" anymore. It doesnt matter that we actually are
roommates, and have been for many years. They just dont want me to
call him that! :( They also now want us to say that we were "childhood friends",
and that we are "like brothers". Thats weird, because we grew up hundreds
of miles apart! I dont know about you, Diary, but I dont think
meeting someone in my twenties makes them a childhood friend, does it? Perhaps
he was my imaginary childhood friend and I just forgot? But I dont
mind the part about us being brothers. Nobody minds if brothers share the
same bath
or the same bed. ;) They also want us to be very careful
about the word "partners", Diary. Dont say "partners" anymore. Say
"business partners". Whew! I dont know about you, Diary, but all this
wordplay is exhausting! Maybe I should just let his publicist do all the
talking from now on. I mean, I want to please my boyfriend, but this is
ridiculous! Wait a minute. Did I just say "boyfriend"? Oops! Im probably
not supposed to use that word to refer to my lover! Wait. I probably
shouldnt have said "lover" either. Dang, this is harder than I thought!
Anyway, Diary, its time for me to go. I need to inventory all my old
video tapes. Then Im going to spend the rest of the day smearing my
boyfriends roommates lovers partners imaginary childhood
friends soon-to-be-ex-wife. Busy, busy, busy! Jeremy Renner/Sonni
Pacheco/Kristoffer Winters
303.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/26 **#3**
Anyone who accuses this actress of doing things just for the publicity probably
doesnt realize that she doesnt even have a publicist. She has
always simply done exactly what she wanted to do. When she was younger, she
used to do a lot of wild and destructive things, and she was unhappy a lot
of the time. Now, shes calmer and more constructive, and she is much
happier. Not perfect, mind you, but genuinely happier. And she is still doing
exactly what she wants to do. There are four things about which she is genuinely
passionate: her business, her charitable work, her husband, and her kids.
She also has to take care of her health issues. Thats where she puts
her time. Thats where she puts her energy. Its a very full life.
There definitely isnt any time or room for phony people who want to
latch onto her to boost their own profile. She knows that this actors
marriage is a sham. Thats why she didnt go to his wedding
and thats why shes not going to let his phony new wife use her.
Actress: Angelina Jolie
Husband: Brad Pitt
Actor: George Clooney
Actors New Wife: Amal Alamuddin (Clooney)
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress from that hit network show we all love
got caught in a lie recently but her interviewer just let it pass. Our actress
said she live tweeted an episode during her labor even though her labor
didnt actually occur until four days after the episode aired. Our actress
loves a good conspiracy theory and this will just bring up more questions.
Kerry
Washington "Scandal"
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#2**
This actress used to be B+ list. All of you know her from that show you all
watched back in the day every single week and probably watched the reboot
too. She had one other good run on a show but has been unable to get much
work as of late. Anyway, she still has not given up the nose candy but when
someone discovered a bag of hers with coke in it she claimed the bag was
not hers. Yeah. She had been holding it a few hours earlier. Shannen Doherty
"Beverly Hills, 90210" and "Charmed"
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#3**
This A- list reality star from an A list reality show that no one watches
any longer but everyone still gets paid like people are, had to have extra
makeup during a recent photoshoot because she was backhanded in the face
by her boyfriend. She claims a dog hit her with a paw. Umm.
Kylie
Jenner "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"/Tyga (Remix Magazine)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#4**
KINDNESS: It is a kindness for this guy, but for the rest of us probably
normal behavior. This invariably cranky A list actor was stopped by some
tourists with a map and asking directions and our actor spent ten minutes
telling them what to see and then got them in a cab and told the driver where
to take them and gave the driver a hundred dollar bill to take them around
to the spots he mentioned to them.
Alec
Baldwin
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#5**
This former Disney tweener caught up in a recent controversy was treated
like crap by this celebrity offspring who told her to stay away from her
new celebrity boyfriend at a recent party. The offspring must have heard
about his hookup with the former tweener. The former tweener was all class,
which the offspring has none.
Zendaya/Rumer
Willis/Val Chmerkovskiy (partner to both on "Dancing With the Stars") (which
is probably why Val and Rumer split so fast)
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actor from a long running network hit
and a bunch of miss shows and movies since had to be awakened to appear on
a recent talk show because he had passed out in his dressing room.
Matthew
Perry/"Jimmy
Kimmel Show"
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#7**
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show has a new buddy
movie coming out soon was spotted with her ex yet again. Im guessing
she didnt tell her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend about it. They
got into a huge fight last time.
Actress:
Sofía Vergara
Show: "Modern Family"
Buddy movie: "Hot Pursuit" (with Reese Witherspoon)
Ex: Nick Loeb
Boyfriend: Joe Manganiello
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#8**
A stripper/escort says she has been servicing this D list celebrity whenever
his former A list reality star from multiple MTV shows girlfriend is away
from home. Hey, the former reality star is not exactly being faithful either
and was all over a guy the other night while drinking at a hotel bar. Farrah
Abraham
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#9**
Considering how long this show has been off the air its remarkable
how much money this very large cast makes. They do well. Not spectacular,
but considering almost all of them have done nothing since the show ended
decades ago, that is pretty good. As time goes by, and opportunities start
to slip, the cast likes to jump on all money making opportunities. That is
fine if it is a solo thing, but more often than not, the person offering
a job wants more than one of the cast. One of those is generally the star
of this blind. She arguably had the most popular character on the show, but
is in the top three as far as status since the show. That character though
is what organizers want, so they give her a call. She loves the call and
her only condition ever is that she be the only member of the cast to be
there or they wont get her. Recently she could have given a cast member
a chance at a $250K payday. She told the producers that was a no go. She
wanted to be the focus and they agreed. As recent as that was, there was
something that happened in the past week where she managed to screw over
the entire cast in one day. A big payday was in the offing. All the cast
had to sign a contract and money would be flowing into their pockets. Our
star though decided she wanted a better deal and is holding up the process
until she gets triple what any other cast member receives. If she does not
get her triple pay, then she wont sign and no one will get paid. She
loves doing that to her co-stars. She loves when they beg with her and plead
with her and kiss her butt and buy her presents just to make sure she always
signs. This time though, the remaining members of the cast are fighting back.
It is a potentially big payday. Enough money to see them through several
years and there will be a war if our star does not sign. They will throw
every bit of dirt at her they can. The star doesnt seem worried. As
of a day or two ago, she was still holding out for triple. Always screwing
them. One day at a time.
Maureen
McCormick/"The Brady Bunch"
313. MR.
X 03/27 **#1**
Easy Easy: I dont know why this former A-list pop diva and that blogger
are being slow on saying that theyre friends again. The blogger posted
a video in his website saying that he still doesnt want to be friends
with her (lie, theyve patched things up a while ago) and that he
doesnt want to attend her wedding (another lie, hes going to
be her best man!) How long theyre going to be going on with this charade
of a fake feud is anyones guess. Lady Gaga/Perez Hilton
314. MR.
X 03/27 **#2**
What A-list mostly television actor and celeb spawn recently spent the night
with that hooker/socialite/reality star the other night? I wonder how much
he paid her, considering he spent a lot of cash in their dinner.
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor (as long as it is action) A+ (if he is in
his franchise) is out of the country promoting his new movie. Even though
he has a significant other he indulged when the foreign distributor sent
up 10 hookers to his hotel suite this week.
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#2**
The barely teen daughter of this permanent A list super model was at a party
last weekend doing Molly and looked like an expert. She knew how to pop open
the capsule and toss the contents down her throat. Kate Moss daughter
Lila Grace (13); Cindy Crawfords daughter Kaia (14)
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#3**
This A list country singer who you could argue is A+ list in the country
world might be about to have his well hidden decade long secret exposed.
Apparently in his hotel room two weeks ago a maid spotted a pharmacy of pills
in his room and called her boss who called one of the managers. The medications
were all prescribed and all were used to deal with HIV. Kenny
Chesney
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#4**
One of the stars on this network celebrity reality program which will probably
go on forever got so angry at a woman in his home country who would not give
him sex after a date that he beat her to the point where she needs specialized
help everyday to get through life. Maksim or Val Chmerkovskiy
(Ukraine)/"Dancing With the Stars"
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is now a B lister in a couple of
movie franchises. She has a younger female relative in rehab right now. That
relative is saying some very jaw dropping things about our actress. Sexual
things were done to the relative from a fairly young age. Zoe Saldana
("Avatar" and "Star Trek"); Jennifer Lawrence ("X-Men" and "Hunger Games");
Sigourney Weaver ("Ghostbusters", "Alien" and "Avatar")
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#6**
I want to feel sorry for her but she has done her share of home wrecking
too. This former A list mostly television actress from an almost network
hit has a B+ list name. She actually made her fame while with an ex-boyfriend
who was an A+ lister at the time. Now he is a degenerate singer with a drug
problem who spends half his time in a darkened house with an A+ list mostly
movie actor. Anyway, our actress is being cheated on by her husband with
some 18 or 19 year old. Young enough where she was denied booze with him
the other night.
Actress: Rose McGowan (Davey Detail)
Show: "Charmed"
Ex-boyfriend: Marilyn Manson
A+ list actor: Johnny Depp
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#7**
For the third time I can remember now, this former A+ list mostly movie actress
from back in the day who has been married to an A+ and A lister is having
sex with a former hookup of her daughter. Always the same daughters
boyfriends.
Actress:
Demi Moore
A+ list husband: Bruce Willis
A list husband: Ashton Kutcher
Daughter: Rumer Willis
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#8**
A woman filed a police report against this Teen Mom for making threats against
her. Apparently several of the threats were recorded on a phone and there
are texts and DMs from Tweets too.
Jenelle
Evans
(Accused
Of Second-Degree Harassment)
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#1**
This A+ list diva/A list singer better watch out. This A list movie director
films almost every person he has sex with. There have been a few one night
stands where he was so wasted that he didnt, but those are rare exceptions.
Not the wasted part because that his him pretty much every night.
Mariah
Carey/Brett Radner
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#2**
This Atlanta Housewife shouldnt be throwing rocks at glass houses about
escorting considering there are a string of men who will line up stating
they paid her for sex. She probably would say they were helping her with
some of her business projects, exactly none of which ended up making money
because there arent any.
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#3**
Another day and another co-star who hates the now wife. Apparently things
are so bad between this female actress and the wife of the foreign born A
list actor that whenever the wife visits, the co-star goes and hides somewhere
until the wife leaves the set for fear of saying something directly to her
instead of just behind her back.
Actor:
Benedict Cumberbatch (wife Sophie)
Co-star: Louise Brealey
Show: "Sherlock"
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#4**
This married foreign born A list mostly movie actor is not only enjoying
the local nightlife when it comes to women but also brought in his ex girlfriend
who vowed never to even speak to him again after he dumped her so quickly
for the B list mostly movie actress he married.
Actor:
Daniel Craig
Wife: Rachel Weisz
Ex-girlfriend: Satsuki Mitchell
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#5**
This married national television talk show host from an ensemble show has
no money and has been keeping up her lifestyle via the generosity of men.
Her husband is practically bankrupt and at this point has stopped trying
to keep the marriage intact no matter how much on the outside she likes to
pretend she has a perfect world. Tamar Braxton "The Real"/Vincent
Herbert
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#6**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who is probably still a B+ lister
thanks to her name is a fairly new mother. Unfortunately for her the baby
daddy wasnt in the picture before, during or after the birth. Yeah,
he shows up enough where he does not look like a complete a-hole but he never
wanted the baby. Eve Mendes/Ryan Gosling
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actor and his B list mostly television actress
girlfriend co-star on a show. Apparently she treats him really badly on set
and he is always running around doing things for her and getting things even
though she has an assistant. The other day at the airport when he was pulling
his fairly small bag she stopped in her tracks and wouldnt move. He
looked back and ran back to her. She pointed at her equally small bag and
he grabbed it and began pulling both.
Dylan
McDermott/Maggie Q "Stalker"
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#8**
This HBO host was sitting in the back of a car outside a restaurant smoking
a joint while getting orally serviced by a woman. I guess he knows how to
time these things because he finished the joint at the same time she finished
with him. They then went to a bar next door for a drink.
Bill
Maher
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#1**
Despite losing a lot of weight and returning to a size not seen for her for
many years, this former A list singer turned bad actress turned celebrity
with a side project was not happy with recent photos she took for her side
project. Apparently she wanted a thigh gap and personally supervised the
airbrushing until she decided she looked skinny enough.
Jessica
Simpson (side job: clothing and shoe line)
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#2**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born red carpet host took a break every
few minutes from interviewing to take a little bump to keep her going. She
said she had a long night the night before the show and had not slept in
a couple of days. She looked rough. The coke was just making it worse.
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#3**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born B- list actress/singer who is A+ list
in her own country was the object of attention from this married B list mostly
television actor who has a resurgence in his career the past couple of years
after a very long dry spell. He was with his wife but whenever he had a chance
would find an excuse to talk to the B- lister and every time would slip off
his wedding ring. He finally snagged her number on his third try of the
night.
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#4**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This B+ list foreign born tweener singer turned do not
much of anything except film interesting uses for counters made this young
teen actress feel like crap. She was excited to meet the singer and he asked
what she was in. When she said she voiced an A list character he said she
looked like she had a face for voice overs and walked away. A-hole.
Cody
Simpson/Fatima Ptacek "Dora the Explorer"
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#5**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This A-/B+ list host/manager/a little bit of everything
else hooks up with the host of not that watched Nickelodeon show. She was
at the event but he had eyes on this other actress from the same network
that is on a long running show. He hit on her all night and was going to
take her back to his place. When she told our host that she is just 17 he
balked though and snapped his fingers at the host and told her they could
get together that night after all. She went with him.
A-/B+ host/manager: Nick Cannon
Host of Nickelodeon show: Elle Young "Figure It Out"
17 year old Nickelodeon: Kira Kosarin "The Thundermans"
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#6**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This almost legal Nick actress from a multiple season
show on the network does not seem the type to be a follower but she said
she has scheduled an appointment on her 18th birthday to get a breast
enlargement. Her parents wont let her now, but she says she is counting
down the days. She said she is the only one on her show featuring teens even
younger than her who have not had their breasts enlarged.
337. MR.
X 03/30 **#1**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: What young stars of that hit network comedy were seen
ingesting some capsules before they hit the red carpet? The capsules contained
a small amount of coke. Sarah Hyland/Ariel Winter "Modern Family"
338. MR.
X 03/30 **#2**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: Which reality star and sibling of an almost A-list pop
diva made constant excuses to any reporter who asked on why his more famous
sibling was persona non grata? Apparently there is still bad blood between
the diva and her former network which is mainly her fault. Frankie Grande
(Ariana)
339. MR.
X 03/30 **#3**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: Same guy from BI #2, he was seen at an after-party making
out with that D-list ex-beard of that diva? This isnt the first time
theyve hooked up.
340. MR.
X 03/30 **#4**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: What A-list comedian/actor/host appeared to be all chummy
on the red carpet with that A/B-list actor and host but before the show started
he called him every foul name in the book? Apparently host #2 was oblivious
to the fact that host #1 has been friends with his ex for decades.
A-
comedian/actor/host: Chris Rock
A/B- actor/host: Nick Cannon
341. MR.
X 03/30 **#5**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: Biggest Diva Award of the night goes to that soon-to-be
B-list musician who ordered everyone backstage, including some celebs, not
to look her in the eye and that she get her own dressing room. Of course
she didnt get her own dressing room, and she was pissed.
Iggy
Azalea
342. MR.
X 03/30 **#6**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: What current tweener whose show is ending soon confused
the paparazzi on the red carpet with her new edgy look? They started screaming
"Kesha! Kesha, over here!" Needless to say, she wasnt pleased.
Debby
Ryan
343. MR.
X 03/30 **#7**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: The main man of the show seemed playful with his
girlfriend/beard on the red carpet and backstage but they went their separate
ways once the show ended. She was seen with a much older man and he was at
a private after-party in WeHo getting a lapdance from a male stripper. Nick
Jonas/Olivia Culpo
344. MR.
X 03/30 **#8**
iHeartRADIO Music Awards: Easy Easy: What closeted A-list actor and musician
tried to shut up that three-lettered gossip site who posted an old video
from one of his infamous all-male parties of him dancing around his mansion
nearly naked? He was unsuccessful of course, but considering what he said
last night it seemed a bit hypocritical.
Jamie
Foxx (TMZ)
345. MR.
X 03/30 **#9**
iHeartRADIO Music Awards: What A-list singer and (bad) actor kept on talking
about his wife/beard (who is using him as a merkin), but was seen getting
a little too affectionate with his longtime "best friend"?
Justin
Timberlake/Jessica Biel/Jimmy Fallon
346. MR.
X 03/30 **#10**
iHeartRADIO Music Awards: The one encounter everyone was waiting to happen
last night between those two volatile pop stars actually did happen, albeit
briefly. They were both backstage and passed each other, the girl said hi
but he sulked off saying nothing. Well, that really pissed off the girl,
who was just trying to be nice. To get back at him, she yelled "Tell *insert
first name of the guys latest ex* I said hi!" whereas he replied with
a loud "FUCK YOU!"
Rihanna/Chris
Brown/Karrueche Tran
347.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/30 **#1**
In public, this family declares how much they love and support this young
male relative. In private, though, they feed stories to large media sources
about how horrible and lazy and embarrassing he is to the family. He knows
that they are doing this, and occasionally lashes out at them when it becomes
too much. This only causes them to become even nastier to him. Its
a vicious cycle. He is very depressed and genuinely believes that certain
family members would rather have him kill himself then tell anyone the truth
about the family. He also believes that they have planned the story line
as to how they will react when he does. He will look like the villain, and
they will look like the sympathetic heroes ("We tried so hard to help him!")
They may get their wish. He has already attempted to off himself at least
once in the past couple of years.
Young Man: Rob Kardashian
Family: The Kardashians
348.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/30 **#2**
This pretty young actress has an apartment in a large city. She is facing
eviction. Her filming schedule means that she spends a lot of time away from
home. If she knows that she is going to be away for a few weeks, she lists
her apartment on a popular BnB rental website that caters to out-of-towners.
She has done this several times using a photo of a non-famous friend in the
advertisement. Unfortunately, one of her subletters went a little crazy during
their stay, and the landlord quickly discovered the actress scheme.
The landlord says that this illegal subletting violates her leasing agreement,
and wants her out! She really loves the apartment plus she has a clean
image that would be marred by a public dispute so her attorney offered
her landlord a substantial amount of money to cover the damages and to make
the problem go away. The landlord is considering taking the money
but
only if the actress agrees to never sublet out the apartment again!
Dakota
Fanning;
Emma
Stone
349. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/30
It turns out
todays blind item has a much more in common with
Mrs. Carter than Jay Z after all! Sure, this female pop star may have been
fathered by a biracial dad, but she is a Black woman just the same. However,
its been revealed that just as Sasha Fierce proves to be lacking Black
Pride by spreading word that shes "Mixed" with African American, Native
American and French, our Caribbean Queen is being revealed to be doing the
same! A tipster tells us thats exactly why people from her island nation
are putting her on blast as a sell-out "ashamed of being Black!" Heres
what a source had to say about our blind item: "She should stop lying about
her race." Word is Jay Z held previous fear over her possibly surpassing
his Bey. Rhianna
350. TMZ
03/30
TMZ Sports just spoke with a bisexual NFL player who's upset with Michael
Sam -- telling us he was OFFENDED when Sam said other gay men in the league
are less courageous because they don't want to come out. The player -- who
didn't want to be identified by name -- has played in the league for several
seasons and says he's open about his sexuality with close friends. But when
the player read Sam's recent comments about gay men in the league -- he was
offended. Specifically, the player was upset when Sam said ... "I respect
the players that did reach out to me and had the courage to tell me that
they were also gay, but they do not have the same courage as I do to come
out before I even played a down in the NFL." The player's response -- "As
a bisexual man, I just feel like Michael Sam does not speak for all gay men."
"He has his own opinion ... but DON'T say that we don't have the courage
to come out. It's totally wrong. Just speak for yourself. No one else." "It's
no one's business what my sexuality is. You should like me for me ... not
for who I choose to be with." The player continued ... "I feel the NFL isn't
ready for people to be open about it. Or the General Managers for that matter."
Despite those opinions, the player says he believes Sam DID get a fair shot
to make a team -- "I just don't think he performed well."
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#1**
The possible criminal incident that this mogul brought on himself last week
was the second one of the week. The first was swept under the rug through
a quick exchange of some cash.
Harvey
Weinstein
(accused
of groping model)
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#2**
As sloppy drunk as this A list superhero actor was at an event two nights
ago, there was still no excuse for him pawing at this foreign born B list
mostly television actress who was on a long running hit overseas and crashed
and burned here. Everyone assumed she would push him away and go on with
her night but he started talking about a part in his new movie and she is
desperate for work and the next thing you know they left together. It was
really sad watching it all take place.
A
list actor: Henry Cavill ("Superman")
B list actress: Karen Gillan ("Dr. Who") ("Selfie")
Event:
Jameson Empire Awards 2015
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#3**
Apparently this A- list singer about to embark on a new tour is tired of
jabs about her weight but she doesnt have the will power to diet so
she is snorting what she thinks is straight Adderall but her significant
other actually buys it with some coke mixed in. I think he wants her to die
of a heart attack.
Kelly
Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#4**
The husband of this B+ list reality star from multiple reality shows got
dragged through the mud for months because of his cheating. Our B+ lister
though has been just as busy. Once a week she has "lunch" with her agent.
She isnt really meeting her agent but he does cover for her in case
the husband calls. Our reality star has a meeting in a Burbank hotel room
with a guy she met overseas. Kendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#5**
The star of this hit network show used to be in movies. Always was in movies
and then disappeared for what seemed like a decade before he hit television.
This is his second run on a hit network show. Technically third, but that
third he was a bit player. Anyway, he was caught in a very bad position with
a young girl who was guest starring on his current show. A very bad position.
Like he should be in jail but for some reason is not. It happened on set.
Timothy Hutton; Terence Howard; James Spader
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#6**
This very much still married former leader of a country who is still A list
when it comes to name recognition was out of his own country this past week
and in another and enjoying the company of this woman who is the ex of an
A+ list mogul.
Tony
Blair/Wendi Deng/Rupert Murdoch
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#7**
The girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actress changed her name a few
years ago to get away from her drug dealing past. It doesnt mean though
that she doesnt still use and she has the actress taking all kinds
of drugs and becoming dependent on the girlfriend.
Kristen
Stewart/Alicia Cargile
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#8**
Im not really sure just how clueless the boyfriend of this B list mostly
television actress from a hit NBC show is, but it is pretty bad. She sees
him when she is in town and then takes her ex with her when she goes back
to location to film. What I dont get is why she does not split with
her boyfriend? Why take the chance of being caught by him and the public?
Actress:
Sophia Bush
Boyfriend: Jesse Lee Soffer
Show: "Chicago P.D."
PROBABLY Ex: Dan Fredinburg (died on April 25, 2015, of head injuries in
an avalanche at Mount Everest's South Base Camp triggered by the 2015 Nepal
earthquake)
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#9**
This A+ list mostly movie actress has been going to the same three restaurants
for lunch for years. Total amount of food eaten off the thousands of dishes
she has ordered? Maybe a total of a salad or two. She never eats. Ever. Even
when she was pregnant. She sits and talks to her friends and drinks water
and maybe eats a bite of lettuce. Reese Witherspoon
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#10**
This former American Idol contestant who was really big for awhile and probably
still has fans who think he is the same teen heartthrob he was during the
show is writing a book talking about how his father beat him and forced him
to be with women to prove he was not gay. David Archuleta
361.
BILLY
MASTERS 03/31
Could it be that a certain multi-media man is running into a few problems
with his latest gig? For a change, it's not his stiffness that's a problem.
This time, it's all about his hair. Well, not so much "his" hair as the hair
he purchased - perhaps from a lactacting Himalayan yak! It may look OK in
live gigs where he's known to shellac it within an inch of its life, but
this is HD, baby. He was given an edict - get better plugs or the plug would
be pulled. It doesn't matter how many cult members he has on his side, he's
definitely taking this threat seriously since he can't afford to get drummed
right out of Hollywood. After his last disastrous attempt at homecoming,
he learned that sometimes you can't come crawling back - even with heavily
discounted tickets! When our blind item ties in so effortlessly to another
story, it's definitely time to end yet another column.
Tom
Cruise/Yak
362.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/31 **#1**
This actress is best known as the star of some large films that have always
been fan favorites at the Kids Choice Awards. But lets not talk
about her work when we can talk about something much more interesting: her
personal life! There was so much turmoil in both of her two most recent
relationships with men that we cant blame her for being somewhat coy
in public about her newest relationship. However, she does seem to be a little
more open about it when talking to friends. She was overheard telling another
actress backstage at the Kids Choice Awards that her new Significant
Other is "awesome" and that they are going to "make it official next year"
whatever that means. While we doubt that those who were huge fans of her
previous relationship with a famous costar will be as enthusiastic about
this match, at least shes happy. And at least this relationship is
not something that was invented in a publicists office!
Actress:
Past Relationships:
363.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/31 **#2**
This very famous film actor and actress couple is dealing with their
out-of-control kid. Again. This should not come as a big shock. They knew
he was using for more than five years, but they just kept bankrolling him
through college and his career
and his drug habit. Why didnt
they just yank him out of college and cut off his big allowance? They were
in denial. They wanted to keep the whole mess private. They kept hoping that
he would eventually grow up and take some responsibility. It never happened,
and now he is simply a full-blown addict with limited career prospects. The
parents paid for rehab, but his sobriety didnt last long. Hes
using again. Hes got a big mouth and a nasty temper, too. The parents
are trying to get him to return to rehab, but he is of legal age and is fighting
them on that. They are very intent on saving him, but may need some help.
If they are unable to convince him themselves to go back to rehab, they are
planning to stage an intervention this weekend. Good luck to them.
Chet
(Haze) Hanks (son of Tom and Rita Hanks) (recently threatened Howard
Stern)
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