NOTE: Guesses in italics are only
guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. MR. X
02/01 **#1**
What "couple", consisting of an A-list actor and his C-list actress
wife,
were all smiles at a red carpet event last night but in truth they
haven’t
seen each other in several months? Things allegedly came to a head when
the
guy ordered a screener copy of that documentary where he’s not painted
in a good light, which pissed off the wife. Guess those rumors about
him
distancing from the documentary’s subject are true.
John
Travolta/Kelly Preston "2015 G'day USA Gala"
(Scientology/HBO
documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of
Belief")
2. MR. X
02/01 **#2**
What A++ list rap mogul bought a private suite for a Super Bowl party
so
he could make up for lost time with his main mistress?
Jay-Z
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#1**
This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back on spending. The
truth
is they have no money to spend. Their entire income is from the show or
appearances. No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors
garnish
the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.
Joe
and Melissa Gorga "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#2**
The girlfriend of this former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list mostly
movie
actor is trying so hard to stay in the spotlight and to show they are a
couple
that she is using photos weeks old and claiming they are happening
right
then. She was recently busted doing it
Zac
Efron/Sami Miro
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#3**
This A+ list diva/singer who doesn’t sing as well as she used to was
at a resort out of the country this past week. Yes, it was her that
kept
walking around her pool while only wearing a bikini bottom. Yes,
hundreds
of people were able to watch. She would do this for five minutes and
then
go inside and then like a clock show up an hour later and do it all
over
again.
Mariah
Carey in
Jamaica
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#1**
This former B list model turned celebrity turned wannabe reality star
is
technically still married. If she lands a new client for her manager
she
also gets a percentage of all the commissions. Well, she thinks she
will.
So, she is out there having sex with celebrities and athletes to get
them
to sign and she won’t end up with anything.
Amber
Rose
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#2**
This former A+ list tweener/singer is having a good past six months.
His
"girlfriend" though is getting tired of the pretending because she has
lost
some good gigs and had to turn down dates. Meanwhile, the former
tweener
is seeing the same guy he has been seeing for a year and there are
other
guys waiting if this one falls through the cracks. Nick Jonas "Miss
Universe"
Olivia Culpo
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#3**
This female celebrity trainer has always offered extra services to her
male
clients. It is how she found her last relationship. She must be running
low
on cash though because this past week she was not even trying to be
discreet
or even pretending there were fitness packages as she likes to call
them.
She was just talking straight up sex for money. Tracy Anderson
(feuding
with Gwyneth Paltrow over gym business)
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#4**
SUPER BOWL: This former Real Housewife hooked up with a current NFL
player.
She said she needed a real man. I guess her significant other she
supports
is just not doing it for her any longer.
Gretchen
Rossi "Real Housewives of Orange Country" (Slade Smiley)/Colin
Kaepatrick
"San Francisco 49’ers"
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#5**
SUPER BOWL: This permanent A list singer from a band that is
permanently
A list has never really performed on his own. At a party this week he
told
this probable one hit wonder with the strange name and the big 2014 hit
featuring
her that he could make her career huge. He kept saying it all night and
was
being really attentive but when she would not put out for him he said
he
didn’t think she had superstar quality any longer.
Steven
Tyler ("Aerosmith")/Charlie XCX (Rolling Stone party on Super Bowl
eve)
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#6**
SUPER BOWL: This potential future EGOT winner who has been in this
space
a lot recently threatened to fire her agent because no one could get
her
any promotional work for the Super Bowl. She was stuck doing
meaningless
things for $1000 which she gets every day she is home.
Kristin
Chenoweth
(rival
Idina Menzel sang National Anthem at Super
Bowl)/Broadway’s
"The Twentieth Century" and
Kristin
Chenoweth
will return to Broken Arrow, Oklahoma this August to conduct her second
annual
Kristin Chenoweth Master Class for young singers
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#7**
This B list celebrity who is on a certain reality show sometimes
showing
off his immense wealth had scouts in Miami to see who was there for
yacht
season. Apparently his new girlfriend should worry because he had his
eye
on this blonde who used to be on the same cable network but was on a
very
unsuccessful show.
Mohamed
Hadid (ex-husband of Yolanda Foster) "Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills"/Shiva
Safai (Bravo
network)
(possibly Maria Lankina "Miami Social")
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#8**
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show got
into
a huge fight with her husband over the weekend. She threw a punch. The
only
reason police were not called is because friends were there and
intervened.
Kaley Cuoco/Ryan Sweeting
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#9**
It was not that long ago that this B list celebrity with the very
unique
look had men paying her to be their date. To be seen with her. Now, she
still
has men who pay to be with her, but for the red carpet events, she is
doing
the paying to get young men to be seen with her.
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#10**
SUPER BOWL: This former B+ list mostly movie actor from a hit franchise
got
a chance to be the star of his own franchise but it bombed. The very
good
looking actor was at a party and everyone was barefoot. Our actor took
his
shoes and socks off and had painted toe nails. He looked embarrassed
and
tried to cover up the red nail polish by saying a girlfriend had done
it.
Kellan
Lutz ("Twilight") ("The Legend of Hercules")
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#11**
#1 – This C list offspring of a former President is cheating on her
husband. She was always kind of crazy.
#2 – This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show is cheating on her husband with a director. The husband is cheating too which makes me wonder why they are together. Leighton Meester ("Gossip Girl")/Adam Brody
#3 – This married boy bander who has been a boy bander since he was a boy loves going on tour for groupies because unlike his brother he can get over people. Nick Carter "Backstreet Boys" (brother Aaron Carter can’t get over Hilary Duff)
17.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/02 **#1**
A variety of celebrities of all ages and nationalities was in
attendance
at a recent birthday party. Everyone seemed to be getting along fine,
but
there was an interesting dynamic occurring between one girl and a group
of
models. She was fine talking to the models herself, but if any of them
got
near our girl’s boyfriend, our girl would casually swoop in and appear
right by his side. She has heard the stories of how the models like to
steal
your boyfriend from right underneath your nose – while pretending that
they are your friend – and our girl was having none of that!
Harry
Styles 21st birthday party
Our Girl: Jennifer Lawrence
Her Boyfriend: Chris Martin
[Optional] The Models: Cara Delevingne, Kendall Jenner, Alexa Chung,
Gigi
Hadid, Shlomit Malka
18.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/02 **#2**
There were plenty of celebrities there to witness the Patriot’s Super
Bowl win, including this TV personality and her celebrity husband.
While
they made the rounds of hospitality suites, she seemed to have her mind
focused
on something other than football and food. Each time she was introduced
to
someone – especially older men – she quickly looked up them up
on her cell phone to see… their net worth! If she found one of
particular
wealth, she made sure to circle back to them and engage in a little
extra
flirting and take a photo with them. We don’t know why she was doing
this. Perhaps she is looking for financing for a new project? Or
perhaps
she is looking for a rich sugar daddy?
Jenny
McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg
19.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/02 **#3**
These two famous celebrity couples hung out recently. They look all
friendly
and cozy… but they’re really not. The female from the first couple
can’t stand the female from the second couple! However, their husbands
are in the same business, so for the sake of her husband’s career, she
has been playing nice in public. The main reason she doesn’t like the
second female? Although the first female works in a vanity-oriented
industry,
she says, "I’ve never met anyone so ridiculously obsessed with
themselves
and the way they look to other people. She can never relax and just
enjoy
anything. It’s just really weird and uncomfortable to be around."
First
Couple: Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber
Second Couple: George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin
20. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/02
Which Super Bowl hunk, who has played at a SUPER BOWL before was caught
having
a little too much fun at this years event. The big boy was spotted
dancing
in just his tight underwear in the hallway of his hotel after clearly
enjoying
a little too much to drink. He was with two much younger women and was
happy
to show off his rear end! The guy has just started appearing on TV and
hopes
that it will be his next career, which could happen – if he keeps his
PANTS on!
Rob
Gronkowski "Gronk" (tight end for the New England Patriots)
21. RADAR
ONLINE 02/02
As attorneys for Jeffrey Epstein‘s alleged victims continue to work
for a resolution in their case against the U.S. government,
RadarOnline.com
has learned that they’re desperately trying to get a well-known
Hollywood
actress to add her voice to the chorus of complaints. But sources close
to
the star tell Radar she refuses to speak out more, since going public
with
her claims has already caused her drama! The actress, best known for a
long-running daytime TV role, described Epstein as a "monster" who left
her
with serious emotional and psychological scars in an exclusive
interview
with Radar last week. She was a teenager when she was introduced to
Britain’s Prince Andrew through Epstein, according to two sources. Her
testimony could help verify details of Epstein teen sex victim Virginia
Roberts‘ claim that she was forced to have sex with Andrew, a source
tells Radar. Prince Andrew has publicly denied the claim. But so far,
"She
is adamant about not speaking about this anymore," her representative
told
Radar Friday. "It has already caused her problems." Radar did not name
her
at her request and because she was underage at the time of the alleged
sex
abuse, but the actress believes people who want to silence her will
publicly
identify her if she talks again, a source says. The actress is
considered
a key witness in the legal fight by Roberts and three other women to
get
Epstein’s sweetheart plea deal voided. "She knows a lot of the people"
involved in the alleged human trafficking ring, a source close to the
case
told Radar. Her testimony could carry additional weight since she has
not
sought money or publicity, the source says. She was just 13 and an
aspiring
actress-singer when Epstein found her at a Palm Beach, Florida, summer
camp
he sponsored in 1993, she told Radar. "I went to a music and arts camp.
My
understanding was that he was a giant benefactor to a lot of different
arts
programs, which is awful," she said. "And as an adult now, I see it was
probably
a brilliant way to be a predator. He gives lots of money to schooling
and
arts programs and then is invited to campuses." When he learned her
father
had died months before, Epstein asked for her mom’s number, saying
he’d like to meet her, she said. The mother and daughter were soon
invited
to his Palm Beach mansion for tea. "He made my mother feel like ‘Oh,
he wants to me a mentor,’ and I didn’t have a father around and
this would be such a nice person for my daughter to be around. That’s
how it started," she claimed. "It’s really sort of preying on young
girls coming from pseudo broken homes." Epstein began
supporting the
girl’s struggling family financially, two sources tell Radar. Roberts
said in a sworn statement filed in federal court last week that she
witnessed
this actress participate in orgies. Her name was blacked out from the
affidavit,
but Radar confirmed her identity. "Sometimes as many as 10 underage
girls
would participate in a single orgy with them," Roberts swore. "I
personally
observed dozens of these orgies. The orgies happened on Epstein’s
island
in the U.S. Virgin Islands, in New Mexico, Palm Beach, and many other
places.
Most of the girls did not speak English." The woman, now a successful
Hollywood
actress, claims she was under Epstein’s depraved influence until she
turned 19, when she says she "realized that none of this was ever ok."
Epstein
later plead guilty to two relatively minor underage sex convictions,
after
which the woman says she was relieved. "You feel happy, but you also
feel
guilty because you think maybe I should have said something sooner,"
she
told Radar. "I did not know there were all these girls. When you’re
being abused you think you’re alone in it." Although she tried to
distance
herself from Epstein when she moved to Hollywood and landed a role on a
major
television show at age 20, he tried to "keep in contact with me and
severely
guilt me into feeling bad and ungrateful that I would not answer his
phone
calls," she said. "You’re made to feel like you’ve done something
wrong." The actress hopes to remain anonymous and keep the abuse in her
past,
although that may be difficult with a judge now considering unsealing
more
of the secret testimony and evidence in the sensational case. Nadia
Bjorlin
"Days of our Lives"
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#1**
Two production assistants are being kept in a hotel in isolation
because
they discovered who is going to win a certain celebrity game show.
There
were only supposed to be three people who knew, but one of those people
left
their phone out and e-mail open and now executives are trying to find
out
if anyone else knows. The multiple named one wins. So, I guess people
do
know.
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#2**
While this former A list tweener turned really bad B- list mostly movie
actress
has been out of town, her boyfriend has been having sex with the former
tweener’s sister.
Vanessa
Hudgens (Stella)/Austin Butler ("Gigi" on Broadway)
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#3**
This A+ list mogul/reality star who really wants to be a rapper won’t
speak out publicly against this new show, but is making sure behind the
scenes
that people know he is against it. A lot of his financing comes from
people
who consider the show to be hateful and want to make it clear they
won’t
provide money for any projects to people who support it.
P.
Diddy/"Empire" (forbids son from appearing on the show)
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#4**
This former A- list mostly television actress from that long running
network
hit show has a new project coming out. She says everything is fine with
her
boyfriend, but it isn’t. She is so tired of moving from one boyfriend
to the next so she just puts up with whatever he does and swallows her
pride.
Eva
Longoria ("Desperate Housewives")/ sitcom "Telenovela"/boyfriend: Jose
Antonio
Baston
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#5**
This former west coast Housewife who would do anything to get back on
the
show and has tried anything and done everyone busted four of her teeth
when
she was drunk and fell down. Her mouth looks nothing like it used to. I
guess
the drinking thing never changes. Taylor Armstrong "Real Housewives
of
Orange County"
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#6**
The whole town is buzzing about this A+ list celebrity who has A+ list
name
recognition worldwide. He is married but was drunk and making out with
this
random 20 something year old the other night. There must have been 20
people
who saw it. Jaw dropping stuff to see him do that in public.
David
Beckham "Super Bowl" or Harry Styles's birthday party
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#7**
The wife is more famous than the husband. He was an actor on a long
running
show, but everyone knows her. She is a long time host/celebrity who is
gorgeous.
Anyway, the husband went to the home of a woman who teaches one of his
children
to consult on a project she was thinking of having done. He has gone
over
there for several other consultations. Yeah, apparently they take place
in
the bed. Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#8**
This currently out of work B- list mostly television actress who went
from
almost network to cable for her two most recent shows picked up $2500
for
promoting a food product. She put it in her mouth but didn’t swallow.
I’m not sure she ever eats.
AnnaLynne
McCord
("Pop
Chips")
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#9**
Just because there was some offspring present doesn’t mean this A list
talk show host didn’t cheat on his wife this past weekend. If anything,
he was even more crazy than normal.
Matt
Lauer "Super Bowl" (took his son)
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#10**
This is not the typical blind item that is found here. It is a little
darker
and a little more disturbing and the characters are not as well known.
Well,
one of them is well known. A list rapper. Been around for awhile. He
likes
to think the name he uses is his name, but it isn’t. That is the beef.
He knows it and he wants it for himself. The only way he can keep the
name
for himself though is to have the original name owner dead. He has
tried.
Multiple times. Nothing overt. Wrong place at wrong time shootings. The
mugging
with beating that would hopefully kill him but didn’t. Meanwhile, the
original name holder used to throw some serious shade at our rapper but
has
really been holding back lately and let some of his former employees
and
street friends do the talking for him. As a result, the rapper rarely
visits
the city any longer unless he has ten people around him at all times.
He
has moved his operations to the complete opposite side of the country.
Both
of them would like nothing more than to see the other dead.
Rick
Ross/Freeway Ricky Ross
32.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/03 **#1**
This cable channel – which has moved away from its original programming
angle – just started filming a new reality series that will premiere
in the fall. It will feature a nice teen couple going through life’s
challenges. They should have done a background check before signing
them
to contract. Because we found out that they are not teens… and that
they both used to work as porn stars! It will be interesting to see if
the
Cable Channel tries to bury this information when they find out… or
works it into the plot line!
"Save
My Teen Marriage" MTV (orginally was about music)
33.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/03 **#2**
This former TV star doesn’t have a TV show any more, but she still
shows
up everywhere and does anything she can for a little press. Fake
boyfriends,
new pets, and revealing selfies are just some of the devices she uses
to
get people to talk about her. It’s like she’s addicted to the
attention. She also may be addicted to cocaine. During Art Basel in
Miami
in December, she partied hard in South Beach. She was spotted doing
lines
in one club in the VIP section, and in a different club in the
bathroom.
"She’s turned into a major cokehead again," commented one witness. "She
was so wasted that she didn’t even try to hide it." Farrah Abraham
"Teen
Mom"/Fake
boyfriend/New
Pets
34. LAINEY
GOSSIP 02/03
She’s an actress whose time has come, the performance of her career.
Except… no one seems to be all that happy for her, and certainly not
those who’ve worked with her, especially the actor who worked with her
on this particular film. He keeps telling people that she’s that good
because she’s actually that horrible – cold, mean, unforgiving,
not generous. Which is why you hardly ever saw them promoting together.
It
was evident on the press circuit initially too… but the excuse then,
or the one people kept giving her, was hormones. She was a bitch about
her
interview camera angles. She was constantly unpleasant, impatient, and
dismissive. And this, apparently, is her natural state.
Actress: Rosamund Pike (recent pregnancy)
Actor: Ben Affleck
Film: "Gone Girl"
35. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/03
Which sexy straight hunk that has just split wife his wife after many
years
has already found a new lover – a man! The couple had lived separate
lives for years. And were even involved in the children’s lives but
separately. Now the split, which came as a shock with everyone, has
left
friends asking WHY? Now we know. The sexy hunk, with great hair, has a
boyfriend!
Hunk : Patrick Dempsey
Wife : Jillian Fink
Clue : Great hair – Mac Dreamy from "Grey’s Anatomy"
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress from a long running hit cable
show
might want to watch out for her boyfriend. She thinks he is perfect and
he
certainly appears to be in public. Apparently though a couple of his
employees
are talking to the feds about some money laundering practices that are
not
very legal and where the money is going is even worse.
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#2**
This national entertainment show was supposed to have an on set look
see
and interview with this A+ list mostly movie star while shooting his
latest
franchise installment. Not any longer. The interview was pulled after
one
of the reporters asked another A lister about a certain documentary.
Two
days later, no more interview. Tom Cruise "Entertainment Tonight"
("Mission:
Impossible 5") (Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief)
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#3**
This not so nice A list model who will never walk a runway actually
gets
me on her side for this one. Apparently she says she had to work hard
to
not vomit while out with this A+ list reality star the other night and
that
she has never met anyone more horrid or into themselves.
Chrissy
Teigen/Kim Kardashian "Arizona Waffle House after attending the DirecTV
party"
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#4**
This foreign born B+ list tweener singer was out with his B list
celebrity
girlfriend the other night but neither seemed all that interested in
the
other. He was collecting phone numbers from women and men as is his
reputation
while the girlfriend who is a model chain smoked cigarettes and took
selfies
with various people.
"One
Direction" Liam Payne/Sophia Smith (Harry Styles 21st birthday
party)
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#5**
I suppose this actor is A list because he probably won’t make a movie
where he is not the lead. Oh, he will do a cameo, but he likes to be
the
lead. Funny guy. Never really play serious. Married. Probably sweats a
lot
during sex because of his size. The woman he picked up at an event last
week
didn’t talk about sweating but did say that he smelled and didn’t
last very long when they had sex. Will Ferrell at Super Bowl
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#6**
This B+ list celebrity/reality star could be called A-. Married. She
has
gone through a crazy year. She managed to make some money because of it
though.
She is all about the money from the time she first stripped to the
first
time she had sex for an allowance. She was posing with products the
other
day and asked for cash. Someone would give her $500 or $1000 and she
would
take a photo with a new product.
Kendra
Wilkinson (sex for allowance when she lived with Hugh Hefner) at
Sundance
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actress who will soon be looking for
work
and having more trouble finding it than her hated co-star from their
soon
to be ending network show should check the browsing history of her
computer
when she gets home. Her boyfriend has been making some bucks on webcam
sites
showing off to men and women for money. Lea Michele/Matthew Paetz
(hated
co-star - Dianna Agron) "Glee"
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#8**
It is a good thing that there is no drug testing for steroids or HGH on
movie
sets or for production physicals because this former A+ list actor
would
be busted in a second. The actor, who will never, because of his
own
circumstances, reach A+ list again has a network of suppliers and
some
doctors that write him unneeded prescriptions.
Mel
Gibson
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#9**
Back in the day, not that long ago actually, this celebrity was A list
in
her part of the entertainment world. Maybe even A+. It is because of
her
and what she did that her legacy still lives on and women still make a
living
doing what she created/originated. There are even television shows
about
what she did and to find new people to do what she did. The downhill
fall
started with the drugs. Lots of drugs. Booze too. The drugs caused her
performance to suffer and she ended up in rehab a few times. She would
come
out and be clean for a bit and she has such loyal dedicated fans that
they
always forgave her and then she would get wasted again. Eventually her
employer
tired of her antics and she moved down the list of employers until no
one
would hire her any longer. She turned to selling photos of herself
naked
for magazines and then would do shows for her fans where she would
strip
for money and that turned into webcam shows and now as the drugs and
booze
are still in her life she now meets with her former fans and has sex
with
them or even strangers for money. A long way down to the bottom for
someone
who was at the very top.
Tammy
Lynn Sytch "Sunny" (3 months after this blind she got a porn
offer)
45. MR. X
02/04 **#1**
Well, it looks like that former A-list pop diva might not be bringing
her
rumored date to the Grammys after all. He won’t be able to make it
because
of a prior TV commitment which might take up the rest of the month.
Instead,
she’s bringing her frequent duet partner as her date. His (younger)
wife isn’t too keen on him being out too long because his health
hasn’t been 100% lately. Lady Gaga (Taylor Kinney)/Tony
Bennett
46. MR. X
02/04 **#2**
What B-list female rapper who hasn’t had a hit in years is bragging
about her new hubby but she still prefers women? Whatever works, I
guess…
Eve/Maximillion
Cooper
47.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/04 **#1**
The Super Bowl has barely finished and there is already chatter about
who
next year’s main performer will be. We found out that there are already
talks being held, and that there are three factors that are standing in
one
singer’s way. The first is that the Super Bowl gig requires months and
months of preparation. Our singer is on tour this year. The second is
that
the producers want someone with broad audience appeal. One of the
criticisms
they received about Katy Perry was that the Super Bowl audience was not
the
same as her fan base. Our singer’s fan base has those same challenges.
The third is that while Katy Perry’s fan base skews young, she had
several
big "anthem" songs which lent themselves well to sporting events (Roar,
Firework). Our singer does not currently have any song like that. Our
singer
is impatient. She wants the gig NOW. However, we don’t know how she
will manage the schedule, so that alone may force her to wait until
2017.
In the meantime, though, look for her to broaden her fan base and come
out
with at least one big anthem in the next year that includes lyrics of
power/victory/winning/teamwork/whatever. "We need a one or two songs
that
will totally cross gender and age lines. Definitely pop/rock with a
heavy
beat and a compelling hook. Something that everybody at a football game
or
a bar or a frat party will all feel good shouting." Guess it probably
won’t
include the word "boyfriend." Taylor Swift
48.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/04 **#2**
She is being touted as a new "It" Girl, but this pretty model isn’t
making many fans among casting agents. Her name and image started
getting
bounced around late last year after she landed a high-profile gig (that
you
probably saw recently), so a couple of casting agents brought her in to
see
if her acting skills were good enough for small roles in their
projects.
"It was kind of shocking," said one. "She could barely read." "Dumb as
a
bag of hammers," pronounced the other. "Her agent should advise her to
never
speak again." She didn’t land either job. Guess she’ll be sticking
with modeling for now. Gigi Hadid (Yolanda Foster’s daughter) or
Kendall Jenner
49.
NAUGHTY
GOSSIP
02/004
Which movie star is now on a new hit TV show, but no one warned the
costume
department what a big star he is! Wink. "The costume department has had
to
have a special meeting to discuss the huge problem. Nothing in the
private
area fits and they are having to gets tailors to let out a few seams to
help.
At first it was a joke but now it has become serous. His bulge is
proving
to be distracting and needs to be fixed." Someone needs to call Jon
Hamm
for advice!
Taylor
Kitsch "True Detective"
50.
POPBITCH
02/05
Which castmember of "Into The Woods" was crowned Most Hated by crew on
the
movie set? (If they can't manage to charm an American production crew,
it
doesn't bode well for the next step in their career.) James
Corden
(taking over Craig Ferguson’s place on "The Late Late Show")
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#1**
This A list talk show host got married not that long ago. No newlywed
phase
for them as he was great and then he got a career break and it has been
one
non stop cheating train for him since. It seems like he has had sex
with
every female under the age of 25 who has ever come near the show. Seth
Meyers
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#2**
I’m not even sure this former reality star turned a different reality
star turned host turned reality star is a size anything but she freaks
out
about gaining even a pound. She made her trainer meet her at the gym at
3am
after our reality star said she gained a pound. Five hours later she
left
the gym. For one pound.
Bethenny
Frankel
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#3**
Their co-parenting scheme is so good and so smooth that no tabloid has
yet
caught on to the fact that this A list couple who consists of an actor
and
a celebrity are not together any longer. He does not see anyone else,
but
there are whispers that she has been seeing a couple of guys. Fergie/Josh
Duhamel
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#4**
There was a quiet celebration when this A list reality star/part-time
model
made her debut in that Middle Eastern escort magazine although she was
ticked
off that someone very close to her tried to hog the spotlight by also
being
in it. Speaking of ticked off, the bff of one of the people above was
ticked
off that she was not asked to be in it. If you are in it you can ask
double
what anyone else outside the magazine can get. Oh, and make no mistake,
everyone
in the magazine is for sale.
A
list reality star/part-time model: Kendall Jenner
Someone
very close to her: Kim Kardashian
Bff:
Gigi Hadid or Selena Gomez
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#5**
This A- list mostly movie actress may or may not be married. What she
is
though is not being truthful. She says she lost pregnancy weight by
breast
feeding. Yeah, some of it. The rest she lost with two to three times a
day
workouts and a waist trainer while nannies watched the baby.
Mila
Kunis
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#6**
This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
has
been married a couple of times, one of which was to an a-hole A list
mostly
movie actor. Apparently while doing something not movie related she
found
a woman she is finally comfortable going public with which I think is
great.
Diane Lane (Off-Broadway show)
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#7**
This B+ list celebrity offspring/part-time host who is foreign born
would
not stop talking smack about this A+ list singer last weekend. The
singer
thinks they are friends, but honestly, Diplo said kinder things about
the
A+ lister than this B+ lister did.
Kelly
Osbourne/Katy Perry
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#8**
This escort turned girlfriend of a foreign born A- list mostly
television
actor earned a huge paycheck last year by blackmailing an A list movie
director
after the pair had sex a few times. It seems that the director is
married
and our escort always carries a camera.
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#9**
This B- list mostly television actor has been around forever. He has
been
on at least three hugely successful television shows. None of them on a
network
though. Mostly almost network stuff. Legendary almost network stuff. He
had
a great decade run there and then even got a recurring on a network
hit.
Then, our married actor got into drugs a bit and the next thing you
know
he was going to more fan conventions. Oh yeah, the shows he was on are
big
on the fan convention scene. Since he got hooked on the drugs, he gets
guest
spots from people who owe him a favor or don’t know his current status.
Recently he was at a fan convention and some 20 something female was
all
over him. So, he did what he always does and took her back to his room.
Here
is how crazy he is. She was traveling with her mom and somehow he
convinced
the mom to stand out in the hallway and wait for her daughter to be
finished
having sex with an almost has been actor who is married with kid(s).
Nice.
James
Marsters ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer") ("Angel") ("Smallville") ("Hawaii
Five-0")
60. NEW YORK
POST/PAGE SIX 02/05
1. Which New York power player hired a professional escort to keep him
company
during a South Beach getaway? But even the lady of the evening found
him
so lewd, she returned the money and couldn’t go through with it. Donald
Trump "Miss Universe Pageant"
2. Which wealthy scion had to explain himself to the board of the swanky East Hampton Golf Club after he was caught stealing handfuls of toiletries in a duffel bag? His dad had to write a big check to stop him from being expelled. Conrad Hilton III
3. Which 1980s rock star was recently seen getting into an embarrassing physical altercation with his or her significant other on a plane?
4. What famous girlfriend has a habit of answering the door to her lavish home stark naked when workers ring the bell? V Stiviano
61.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/05
We’ve told you before that this female singer willingly got back
together
with her ex, even though she knew he was using her to save his own
reputation.
Well, since he was already using her for one thing, he pushed to use
her
for another. He asked to be included on her recent big project. When
that
didn’t happen, he blamed her… and then immediately punished her
by sleeping with someone else.
Female Singer: Katy Perry
Her Ex: John Mayer
Her Big Project: "Super Bowl" halftime show
62. MR. X
02/06 **#1**
Easy Easy: What actress and Oscar winner/nominee who hasn’t done much
acting lately has pissed off that hip-hop couple’s PR people because
she’s selling stories to all of the magazines claiming that she was
behind their possible move to the west coast? They’re not settling
there
permanently, by the way.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Jay-Z and Beyoncé
(story)
63. MR. X
02/06 **#2**
What closeted boybander’s new beard is (surprise surprise) also a
client
of his agent, and she all of a sudden landed a deal with that lingerie
maker
because of it? The agent is raking in the dough because of this deal.
Harry
Styles/Nadine Leopold
64. MR. X
02/06 **#3**
"I didn’t want to be sitting there for a couple of hours after I
presented,
I’d be bored out of my mind clapping and cheering like a zombie.
Besides,
most of the people there would probably run towards the nearest exit if
they
saw me." – A/B-list talk show hostess explaining why she dropped out
of presenting at the Grammys this year. She completely underestimates
how
most of those A-listers who she fears will avoid her want so badly to
be
a guest on her show. One of those people, an A++ list songstress she
managed
to book as a guest just in time for May Sweeps. Wendy
Williams/Diana
Ross
65. MR. X
02/06 **#4**
"Absolutely not!" – permanent A++ list legend and EGOT winner on
whether
or not she’s considering that kooky former A-list singer to co-star
with her in that long-gestating movie musical she’s been planning. She
has privately met with that B-list actress/singer on a
soon-to-be-ending
almost network show to discuss the movie, and she’s completely set on
her for co-starring duties.
EGOT
winner: Barbra Streisand
Movie Musical: "Gypsy"
Kooky A-list singer: Lady Gaga
B-list actress/singer: Lea Michele "Glee"
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress from that very hit cable show
that
will end soon made a terrible decision. Well, she has made a lot of
them,
but she let a birthday call from an old flame turn into hooking up with
the
married old flame who is also an A list celebrity/host in his own
right.
January
Jones ("Mad Men")/Bobby Flay (and then a few weeks later, the divorce
announcement. Although there was the hookup at the food festival and
the
assistant. If he was in a band he would have hooked up with
Giada.)
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#2**
One former Housewife and one current Housewife from different cities
almost
came to blows the other night at dinner. Neither knew the other was
going
to be there and both of them took turns walking past the table of the
other
saying nasty things. The current Housewife was drunk as per usual and
was
ready to fight right then and there.
Joanna
Krupa ("Real Housewives of Miami")/Brandi Glanville ("Real Housewives
of
Beverly Hills")
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#3**
This reality star turned mogul turned host turned reality star who does
not
make as much money as a mogul as she would lead you to believe, set a
great
example for her very young child the other day as she went on a huge f
bomb
laced tirade in front of a group of people all while holding her kid.
The
mom didn’t even seem phased.
Bethenny
Frankel
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#4**
This former A+ list model who is still A list despite the amount of
time
she has been a model, is a bunch of other things now. It would be a
slash
line of jobs and positions. Apparently she also needs to worry about
her
boy toy who is sleeping with one of the contestants on a show she
produces.
Heidi
Klum/Vito Schnabel "Project Runway"
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress might be engaged to that B list mostly
television actor on a hit almost network show but she is still hooking
up
regularly with that married actor who was on the hugely successful
cable
show that is no longer. Now he walks around red carpets while he films
some
really bad movies.
B
list actress: Nikki Reed
B
list actor/show: Ian Somerhalder "Vampire Diaries"
Married
actor/show: Aaron Paul "Breaking Bad"
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#6**
This British music mogul/reality star has cut down the women in his
life
down to his baby mama and this 2014 pop star who trashed the band he
helped
create.
Simon
Cowell/Lauren Silverman/Charlie XCX (says ‘One Direction" music is
shit)
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#7**
Last year, this Academy Award winner/nominee paraded her boyfriend
wherever
she went. The two of them were inseparable as she did the Academy Award
press
gauntlet. They seemed happy, but underneath were secrets. The first
secret
is that the boyfriend had actually stalked the actress and knew where
she
would be at certain places and times and managed to show up and the
next
thing you know after a few of these meetings they started dating. As
they
continued to date, she began to see the dark side of him. The same dark
side
that she should fear right now and that another A list mostly movie
actor
felt for some time. See, prior to stalking our actress, the boyfriend
did
the same thing with the same setup to the A lister. He would show up to
the
same exercise classes and bike rides and befriended the actor. It then
turned
into a Cable Guy situation and our actor had to break things off. He
tried
but the stalker kept showing up until finally the actor got the police
involved.
Our stalker is currently trying to win his girlfriend back by harassing
her
agent and management team and still showing up unannounced whenever he
learns
where she will be.
Lupita
Nyong'o/K'naan/Jake Gyllenhaal
73. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/06
Which famous TV host, that loves the press, has been arranging private
underwear
parties at hotels around NYC for him and a few of his gays friends? A
well-known
gay club promoter puts the events together and makes sure he get 10-15
young
sexy studs wearing just underwear to provide the entertainment? The
poor
young kids always think this will lead to a big break and get them a TV
job
– however, it only leads to a very different sort of position! Andy
Cohen "Watch What Happens Live"
74.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/06
This athlete was an important player in a very big game recently. Want
to
hear about the little game he’s playing off the field? He currently
has three girlfriends. The first is an "internet model" who is
approximately
ten years his senior. The second is an "aspiring model" who, when asked
to
list her skills, includes the ability to parallel park. The third is a
nurse
at a pediatric hospital. He is certainly free to date whomever he
wishes.
However, there is a bit of a disconnect between how he holds himself up
to
be such an honest, godly man in public, and how much he lies in
private.
He has told each of the three that they are the only one, and lies to
them
constantly about what he is doing so that they don’t know that he is
really with one of the others. For example, he told Nurse that she
should
not come to a big game recently because he really needed to stay
focused
on his performance. However, he flew in Internet Model to stay in his
hotel
that weekend! And he just told Nurse and Internet that he has to go out
of
town to do some promotional work… but he is really taking Fitness with
him on vacation! Yes, Bible Boy is running quite the little shell game.
Since
he loves scripture, we have modified a bible verse for him to consider:
Proverbs
28:18 – Whoever walks in integrity will be delivered, but he who is
crooked in his ways will suddenly fall, because a text message or voice
mail
is bound to be intercepted.
Bible Boy: Russell Wilson
Team: Seattle Seahawks
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#1**
I didn’t know this porn star still had it in her to get ahead of the
curve, but she is trying. Throw out a few PR bombs so when the stories
about
her involved in coke fueled gang bangs for cash come out she can say
she
told everyone there would be lies. Thing is, a couple of the people
involved
have some cell phone videos.
Jenna
Jameson
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#2**
This former reality star turned Academy Award winner has a significant
other
but they are never seen together any longer. The other night in LA she
was
all over that married record mogul turned reality star turned cheater.
The
two have been an item for a long time but I have never seen them
canoodling
in public to that extent. Jennifer Hudson/David Foster
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#3**
This former A list singer turned reality star turned other things
turned
reality star turned back to her other things who still has A+ list name
recognition was at a party the other night. While there she ran into
this
very drunk former Playmate. The Playmate proceeded to tell everyone
about
the time our A lister had sex with two guys in front of a group of
people
at the Playboy Mansion. Our A lister fled as quickly as possible.
Jessica
Simpson/PROBABLY: Kristina Shannon (both at Chateau Marmont)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#1**
This creator of a very popular television show that is an overseas
import
has a close friendship with this A+ list mostly movie actor. No, not
the
one who stops by from time to time but someone very unexpected. Why? It
turns
out that our creator has provided a couple of different men to the
closeted
actor during his stay in the country. Very discreet men who the creator
hand
picks for the actor. Julian Fellowes/"Downton Abbey"/George Clooney
or
Graham Norton/"Graham Norton Show"/Hugh Jackman or Tom Cruise
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#2**
Yes, that was the actor who portrays one of the big superheroes with
the
pants to his tux down around his feet as he had sex with this
model/escort
he brought as his date to an event outside the country. It was a huge
event,
but apparently he only came to say he had sex there because he left
shortly
after. Without his date.
Henry
Cavill ("Superman") "Bafta Gala Dinner"
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#3**
This A list comedian who is having a pretty good last 12 months in
acting
too is tiny in stature, and apparently that includes everywhere so he
never
leaves home without some added padding. He prefers to avoid the sock
thing
and instead uses a fairly large sex toy to give him the size he wants
people
to think he has.
Kevin
Hart
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#1**
This A- list musician swore to his girlfriend that he was only cheating
with
groupies and other random people she wouldn’t know. So, his girlfriend,
a former A list mostly movie actress took him back. A week later she
caught
him with this B list singer. He swore it was just work. He is still
trying
to win back the actress after that incident so being spotted in public
with
the singer is going to hurt his chances. Probably going to hurt the
female
singer’s chances with her boyfriend too.
Matt
Bellamy/Kate Hudson/Lana Del Rey (Francesco Carrozzini)
(story)
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#2**
GRAMMY’S: Our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time actress
has not been doing much press for her new movie, but she would not stop
talking
about it last night at an after party even while she was bent over
doing
lines of coke. You would think she was the star, although to hear her
tell
it, she had sex with enough people working on the movie to make her
own.
Rita
Ora "Fifty Shades of Grey"
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#3**
BAFTA’S: No one could quite figure out why this barely hanging on to
B list mostly television actress from a fading network show was at the
event.
After the event it all became clear as she continued her new role as
arm
candy to married studio heads. She went from this totally normal
person,
who was actually a little conservative to dumping the boyfriend and
doing
what she does now.
Dianna
Agron "Glee"
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#4**
GRAMMY’S: This B- list celebrity was an A lister probably for one night
at least in her entertainment career. Anyway, she says that her
boyfriend,
a former A list tweener is probably going to break up with her this
week
for awhile because he has no idea she spent about $50K on his credit
card
preparing for the show. Of course most of that was a piece of jewelry
she
bought herself because it is tough to keep pretending. Olivia
Culpo/Nick
Jonas
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#5**
GRAMMY’S: This current B list mostly television actress went back to
her roots last night at the Grammy Awards. She also brought along her
friend
who seems to be the person that collects phone numbers from married
executives
who would like to have lunch or dinner with the actress. She can’t be
seen talking to them any longer because of her past so she has this
woman
come with her who does all the dirty work and also got yelled at a few
weeks
ago by an angry wife when she was pulling the same duty.
Katharine
McPhee
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#6**
GRAMMY’S: This A+ list singer hooked up with this A+ list everything
during the week. Apparently it had been some time and things got a
little
rough and our female A+ list singer has a large cigar burn on her leg
which
forced her to cover up at the show and after and her original designer
to
get very angry. Rihanna/Jay-Z
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#7**
BAFTA’S: These two actresses continued their long running feud. Usually
they have more separation space when they are at the same event. This
time
though, since the space was small and they were both up for awards it
was
inevitable they would cross paths. It wasn’t as bad as the Vanity Fair
cover shoot, but it was bad. It turns out that the A list mostly movie
actress
used to have sex with the now husband of the A+ list mostly movie
actress.
Since the A lister was in a relationship when she was having sex with
the
now husband, our A+ lister is convinced she will have no problems doing
it
again. Oh, and the fact that she texts and calls the now husband once
or
twice a month just to say hi probably also has something to do with it.
Amy
Adams/Reese Witherspoon
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#8**
GRAMMY’S: This foreign born singer not named Rita Ora or Lily Allen
says she has a boyfriend, but she was making moves on Meghan Trainor
all
night long. Our foreign born singer says she is not into women any
longer,
but, this was something else.
Jessie
J
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#9**
At the Director’s Guild Awards, this married A+ list mostly movie actor
was showing photos from his recent trip and everyone saw the one of the
guy
totally naked on the hotel balcony. Our A+ lister dropped the phone and
was
trying to delete the photo as he was picking up the phone. George
Clooney
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#10**
GRAMMY’S: This actually occurred at a pre-Grammy Awards party. This
B list celebrity/producer/host might have said the right things about
this
B+ list actress/comedienne/host, but it does not mean any of the things
said
were true. They blew each other off all night and the B+ lister said
some
not very nice things.
Melissa
Rivers/Kathy Griffin
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#11**
At the Clive Davis party, the strangest pairing off happened. This
ancient
Academy Award winner/nominee was sucking face with this former A list
one
named singer who has dropped to B- list since her peak which was not
that
long ago.
Jon
Voight/Ashanti
92. MR. X
02/09
GRAMMY’S:
1) "That bitch has some motherfucking nerve to get up and walk out
during
MY performance!" – permanent A++ list icon on her arch rival being AWOL
during her number. If you asked any of the other celebs in attendance
last
night, they were glad she left too.
Madonna/Lady
Gaga
2) What one-named singer who won big last night won because that slimy sect he belongs to made a backhanded deal with the Grammy board of directors? The sect is doing as much damage control as they can, because that documentary is proving to be a crippling blow. Beck (Scientology/HBO documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief")
3) What permanent A++ list songstress left the Grammys alone and in a rage after she saw one of her hubby’s mistresses trying to talk to her child backstage? Beyoncé/Rihanna/Blue Ivy
4) Which two former tweeners had a confrontation backstage after former tweener #1 overheard former tweener #2 imitating her singing? Their PR people had to break it up before it got physical. #1: Arianna Grande/#2: Miley Cyrus
5) At an afterparty, this openly gay reality star
won the record of most
phone numbers collected in a night. Among his victims: that A-list
closeted
boybander, that openly gay athlete and that B-list star of a
soon-to-be-ending
almost network show.
Gay reality star: Frankie Grande
A-list closeted boybander: Nick Jonas
Openly gay athlete: Robbie Rogers
B-list star: Darren Criss
93.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/09 **#1**
GRAMMYS: While you debate the winners and losers from last night’s
Grammys,
we have a private rant to tell you about. This very famous musician –
who was part of last night’s telecast – was furious about one of
the winners, and vented after the show. "There’s no way he should have
won! That was the biggest crime of the night, and no one noticed but
me.
That’s not art. That’s a felony! They shouldn’t be giving
him trophies. They should be slapping cuffs on him. Fat white guy
steals
– steals! – other people’s work and gets rewarded for it,
I’m done. I’m DONE!" Kanye West/Sam Smith
94.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/09 **#2**
GRAMMYS: It was his wife’s night, so it would have been nice for this
singer to just lay low and play the totally supportive husband for a
few
hours. Nope. He was spotted at an after-party collecting women’s phone
numbers. The women weren’t industry players. They were the attractive
dates of industry players. He might have felt a little guilty, though,
because
right before he would ask them for their number, he would swivel his
neck
around to see if his wife or anyone else was watching. We wouldn’t
judge
if we knew that this couple had an open marriage… but they don’t.
Miranda
Lambert/Blake Shelton
95.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/09 **#3**
GRAMMYS: This very popular singer – who was at the Grammys last night
– was actively trying to smooth over some rough relationships in the
after-party scene. However, we found out that she isn’t doing it simply
to be the nicer or bigger person. She and her friends read Sun Tzu and
The
48 Laws of Power a couple of months ago. Since then, she has been
pulling
her former "enemies" and the friends of her enemies over to her side in
the
hopes of building an army of collaborators and supporters. The top
person
on her list? Another popular female singer with whom she has an icy
relationship.
She is working some common contacts to gain some insight into how to
privately
get through to her. She knows that a collaboration between them would
shock
everyone and would likely be a huge success given their respective fan
bases.
There is nothing our singer does that isn’t strategic.
Power Girl: Taylor Swift
("enemies"
and friends of her enemies): Diplo (Katy Perry’s former boyfriend who
dissed Taylor)
Other Female Singer: Katy Perry
96.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/09 **#4**
BAFTAS: This major actor has had a lot of plastic surgery over the
years.
It’s good work, but it does take some time to settle in and look
natural.
People at the BAFTAs could not stop talking about his newest face. One
of
the male nominees was asked if he had had a chance to talk to Major
Actor,
and he replied, "Well, I would have spoken to him, but I don’t know
if he could have answered me back. His mouth looks like he’s busy
squirreling away nuts for the winter, doesn’t it?" He then added that
he was "Just kidding." Frankly, we think his description was rather
accurate.
Major Actor:
Tom
Cruise
Nominee: Ethan Hawke or Michael Keaton
97.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/09 **#5**
BAFTAS: At the BAFTA Awards, this nominated actor was asked casually
(not
in a formal interview) about the speech he would make if he won in his
category.
"Oh, I didn’t prepare anything," he said matter-of-factly. "I haven’t
won a major award in years. I’d be lucky to win a Teen Choice Award."
As he walked away, he sighed to a companion, "Is the season over yet? I
don’t think I can take much more disappointment." Ed Norton
98. MICHAEL
MUSTO/OUT 02/09
Someone is leaving a daytime TV show. The reasons given for this exit
were
totally true. But there’s something else going on here, too. See, the
person who’s leaving is telling friends that one of her co-stars is
on opiates and as a result, loses her train of thought a lot. The
person
we’re discussing has little tolerance for that sort of thing, and finds
it irritating, so she’s taking the train right out of there! Rosie
O'Donnell/Whoopi Goldberg "The View"
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#1**
Well, he cheated before they got married. Heck, he cheated with her
when
he was still married to someone else so it shouldn’t come as a shock
that this B list celebrity is cheating on his B+ list mostly movie
actress
wife. She had to expect it, but you would think he would make it a year
first.
Six months?
Dwayne
Wade/Gabrielle Union
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#2**
Look for this A list host of a very popular cable franchise, although
she
only does one version to debut a new boyfriend. Well, boyfriend, but
old
enough to be her grandfather and our host is not all that young. He has
been
paying her enough that she has spent several weekends in a row with him
away
from her home. Apparently this week they are meeting with lawyers to
put
pen to paper on how much she will be paid. Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"
(she’s been in Miami)
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#3**
It is going to be a lot harder for this former A list tweener turned B
list
mostly television actress to cheat on her husband now that her day job
is
no longer. She will figure out a way. She always does. Just like she
figures
out ways to get magazine covers she does not deserve.
Melissa
Joan Hart ("Melissa & Joey" canceled)
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#4**
This former B list tweener who was never a tweener when she had her own
tweener
show is trying her hand at music and acting and nothing is sticking.
She
really wanted to be part of a music charity project but no one was
interested
until she agreed to pose half naked for it. I still don’t think they
know who she is even though every tweener does.
Victoria
Justice "2015 MusiCares Person Of The Year Gala honoring Bob
Dylan"
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#5**
At an after party for the GRAMMYs, this former A list singer who is
foreign
born and still has A+ list name recognition despite no hits in decades
said
he once had sex with a dog. Everyone assumed he was joking, but he was
dead
serious. Apparently the dog did the driving so to speak. Tom Jones
(supposedly
has a huge penis)
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#6**
Arguably the most famous of this A+ list group not named One Direction
has
a girlfriend who he probably should run from as quickly as possible
considering
she and Jesse James used to hook up and explore the whole white power
thing
together. Might even be some videos of it. Definitely videos of her
trashing
other people. Not very pop like.
Max
George ("The Wanted"/(Carrie Baker (former "Miss
Oklahoma")
(they really went downhill in a hurry didn’t they)
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#7**
This fading quickly model turned B- list mostly television actress on a
show
that no one watches on an almost network is out every night partying
and
leaving her kid(s) with nannies and her husband out with his
girlfriends.
Great marriage.
Jaime
King ("Hart of Dixie")/Kyle Newman (she was recently at Grammys with
Taylor
Swift)
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#8**
This former A list singer who was a two hit wonder at best sent his
girlfriend
home the other day so he could talk about his kids with his ex who
actually
stayed A list. The two ended up having ex sex according to the nanny
who
walked in on them.
Seal/Heidi
Klum
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#9**
It must be really tough to be the girlfriend and future wife of this
foreign
born A- list mostly movie actor when you still live with your long term
boyfriend. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#10**
A very very infrequent co-star of this former A++ list mostly
television
actor says that one of her co-stars on the show regularly slept with
the
A++ lister and told him who would be good candidates to sleep with in
the
future.
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#11**
Several people have spoken to this burgeoning A list model who is a
celebrity
offspring. She has an assistant/friend in her life. It is eerily
reminiscent
of the whole Selena situation. This assistant is the model’s biggest
fan and gets paid a little bit in free swag but most of the time pays
her
way to be near the model and then acts as an assistant for free.
Everyone
who sees the assistant can tell that she is totally in love with the
model.
The model doesn’t see it. The model doesn’t see how angry the assistant
gets when the model is with other friends and especially angry when the
model
is with her boyfriend. He is actually the one who might get killed.
When
any of this is brought to the attention of the model she just deflects
and
says everyone is crazy. The thing is she likes having someone who will
basically
do anything she says and never complain. The model has made crazy
demands
during the middle of the night and the assistant has gone out and done
them
and never complains. This is all going to explode in one very messy
situation
and it won’t take much to trigger it. Gigi Hadid (back with Cody
Simpson)
110.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/10
The management team of this band is working overtime to try to cover
for
two of its band members. They fed a story to the media about how each
band
member was flying separately into a foreign country to meet up for
their
tour. That was a lie. Actually, two of the band members were holed up
in
Los Angeles together for several weeks prior to the tour and flew in
together.
Yes, they are a couple. Yes, they are both men. A photo taken of the
two
of them at the baggage carousel in the arrival city was quickly
quashed,
and the men were immediately set up for photo ops with attractive
female
companions in the arrival country.
Band:
"One Direction"
Two
Men: Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#1**
This former A+ list singer turned way too young to be doing her Rod
Stewart
impression A- lister ordered her security to do a better job of keeping
fans
away from her. So, now they carry mini batons which they conceal in
their
hands and if a fan’s hand comes reaching for the singer they use the
mini baton to swat away the hand. She really loves her fans doesn’t
she?
Lady
Gaga
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#2**
One heck of a Valentine’s Day gift for this married former A list
singer
who is probably A- right now because she has been out of the game for a
bit.
Her husband was making use of the couch in an empty studio late last
week
with an an up and coming singer who he has been managing and sleeping
with
simultaneously. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock (talent manager)
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#3**
The crew on this show are talking about someone. Not the foreign born
former
A list mostly movie actor who is one of the stars. Nope, they are
talking
about a family member of his who keeps other women away from him and
then
the family member latches on to the actor like she is his girlfriend.
Creepy.
Colin
Farrell (sister Claudine Farrell) "True Detective"
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#4**
I don’t know what set it off and I don’t know what history could
have caused the reaction, but this A- list comedienne who is a B list
actress
too got into a screaming match with that celebrity offspring turned
actress
who has that huge movie opening this week. They were both staying at
the
same hotel and crossed paths in the lobby and witnesses say they
started
screaming at each other before the offspring caught an elevator going
up.
Sarah
Silverman and Dakota Johnson "Bowery Hotel"
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#5**
This offspring of an A list couple at the time and one of whom is still
A
list, if not A+ list broke up with her girlfriend when she discovered
the
girlfriend not only had hundreds of photos and videos of the offspring
naked
while sleeping but also had charged $25K to various credit cards and
even
tried to open an account using the name of the offspring.
Ireland
Baldwin (Alec Baldwin and Kim
Basinger)/Angel
Haze
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#6**
A singer with an unusual name who nobody really knew before she started
dating
that foreign born A list mostly movie actor who really really needs a
hit,
is telling friends she is pregnant. Get ready for some serious hate to
be
headed her way if it is true. His fans will not approve. FKA
Twiggs/Robert
Pattinson
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actress has been in a series of
hit
network shows but never as the star. She finally has her chance to be
the
star. The last time people talked about her this much was when she was
married
to the A+ lister. Oh, one bad part about the role. She had to go the
casting
couch route and her current relationship is over because of it. I think
she
would rather have the part than the relationship.
Jennifer
Esposito (ex - Bradley Cooper/current - Louis Dowler)
"Mistresses"
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#8**
The wife of this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award
winner is going to be ticked off when she finds out he gave his kids
from
another relationship a huge trust fund and has not done anything like
that
for their kids. He has been trying to keep it a secret but one of the
kids
is spending money on everything and the wife is going to find out.
Kevin
Costner
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#9**
This celebrity offspring has made a name for herself as a host after
being
a reality star back in the day. Maybe she saw herself on camera this
past
week and hated what she saw, but this week she has been a non-stop
snorting
Adderall fiend. Multiple reports of her this week snorting it means she
must
be doing it like crazy. Kelly Osbourne
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#10**
#1 – This former A list mostly movie actress who is going to get a
chance
in another blockbuster after some misses and not much work since her
franchise
ended, talks a lot about feminism. Probably most people would be
shocked
to know she stripped and gave a lapdance for her ex and a couple of
teammates
but badmouthed some classmates who supported themselves doing it for a
living.
Actress: Emma Watson
Franchise: "Harry Potter"
Ex: Oxford University rugby player Matthew Janney
Blockbuster: "Beauty and the Beast"
Feminism
#2 – Our favorite A+ list mostly movie actor was slumped over drunk and passed out at a gaming table this week. He had a bottle blonde sitting next to him who looked to be barely old enough to be there. Ben Affleck
#3- This former A list mostly television actor when he was a teen has never been able to shake that role. Most of his money is gone now. He stays out of the spotlight but drugs have taken a toll on the guy everyone knew from that show. Everyone. Frankie Muniz "Malcolm in the Middle"
121. MR.
X 02/11 **#1**
What D-list celeb is helping out his A-list ex on her upcoming big
project
so it was natural that they appeared a bit out of sorts when they were
spotted
together the other night? No they aren’t getting back together
(they’re still good friends), although the D-lister hasn’t given
up on selling stories to the tabloids saying that they are.
Casper
Smart/Jennifer Lopez
122. MR.
X 02/11 **#2**
What B-list singer/celeb spawn has privately had conversations over the
phone
with the director of that documentary about that slimy sect that the
singer
left a long time ago? She told him that she’ll use her connections and
he’ll do anything she can to ensure that the documentary gets a proper
TV airing in in Europe? Lisa Marie Presley/Alex Gibney
(Scientology/HBO
documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief")
123.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/11 **#1**
This famous pop star had a very successful world tour last year.
However,
traveling around the world does not necessarily mean that she is
worldly
or mature! Staff at one concert venue told us that our performer acted
like
a "disrespectful little bitch" during her visit. In the backstage area,
there
are framed photos on the walls of all the artists who have performed at
the
venue over the years. Our singer ran around writing offensive notes on
each
photo. For example, on a photo of Aerosmith, she wrote "Fucking cunt"
across
Steven Tyler’s face. No, we don’t know what kind of beef she has
with Steven Tyler. Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry
124.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/11 **#2**
This famous chef is constantly on TV, appearing on multiple shows in
which
he has starred or guested, including several reality competition shows.
He’s not just cooking up delicious food. He’s cooking up a delicious
secret. He is married with child/ren. He is also gay. He is very happy
with
his new boyfriend (non-famous), who is handsome and approximately the
same
age as our chef. Yes, his wife knows. Bobby Flay; Tom Coliccho; Joe
Bastianach; Mario Batali; Curtis Stone; Anthony Bourdain; Guy Fieri
125.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/11 **#3**
Lots of explanations and lies and excuses as to why this actress looks
so
different. Different hair, different makeup, Botox, fillers, etc.
Frankly,
you can actually do any one of those things (within reason) and still
not
change your unique, signature look. But when you change too many things
at
once, people notice. Want to know what she really had done? Well, she
did
have surgery, but not as much as people think! She did not change her
nose
or her chin or her jaw or her neck or get cheek implants or a forehead
lift.
She had lower blepharoplasty to get rid of the bags under her eyes. She
also
had a very small amount of injectables. Seriously. That’s it. She would
have gotten away with it, too, and simply looked "refreshed" if she
hadn’t
changed her overall styling so drastically. She thought the change in
hair
and makeup would be a distraction, but it actually had the opposite
effect
and brought too much attention to everything. Harsh lesson to learn,
and
she’s kicking herself now. She’ll look more like her old self when
she goes back to traditional hair and smudgy makeup for her next major
outing.
Uma
Thurman
126. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/11
Which young, hung, pop star who lives in a glass house loves to walk
around
naked and flash his neighbors? When he’s a home he never keeps his
pants
on, and although he lives in a fancy community his neighbors can see
him.
The little guy is surprisingly well bless, but even so the community
wishes
he would put it away! Justin Bieber
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actress who was never a good actress
and
thankfully does not look like she wants to act for awhile despite her
A+
list name recognition has been visiting the doctor a great deal
recently.
She is usually accompanied by her girlfriend/lover rather than her
husband.
Jessica Biel
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#2**
She keeps telling her very few friends that her married lover is going
to
leave his wife. Our B- list mostly movie actress who is lucky to get
work
at this point despite her A++ list name recognition is constantly
traveling
back and forth across the country just to spend an hour with the guy.
She
is burning through a ton of money because she refuses to fly anything
but
First Class, but she does not make first class money any longer. Well,
she
never did really, her former other half did. Katie Holmes
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#3**
This B- list mostly television actress had her very own show even
though
she is really young. Legal, but young. It was a spin off thing and
since
it ended she has not been getting the kind of work she thought she
would
or that she spent for when times were good. She has already committed
to
spending some time on a yacht this summer which will apparently pay her
more
per week than she earned per season on her show. Victoria Justice
"Victorious"
spin off from "iCarly"
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#4**
This married former A list singer in a group turned B- lister solo is
having
a mid-life crisis. Not only is she trying to hang out with some college
kids
she met, but she is also using drugs again. Just pot so far, but this
is
a woman who should never have touched any drug ever again. Ever. Fergie
"The Black Eyed Peas"
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#5**
This C list former reality star who is bff with an A+ list reality star
could
make a lot more money for herself but she refuses to sleep with any men
of
color. Well, she will sleep with Middle Eastern guys. The A+ lister
keeps
trying to set her up, but the C lister won’t accept any customers who
are black. Brittny Gastineau/Kim Kardashian
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#6**
This Academy Award winner/nominee who is considered the muse of one of
the
most famous directors ever was doing a recent press thing for her most
recent
movie with her A+ list mostly movie actor co-star and she asked him how
his
husband was. The actor said, "You mean my wife?" At that point our
actress
caught on and gave a wink but then could be heard asking our actor
about
Jack and if they were still sleeping together.
Sigourney
Weaver (Ridley Scott)/Hugh Jackman "Chappie"
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#7**
This B- list reality star who only gets to be a reality star because
she
married into fame is so thirsty for fame that she auditioned for a
commercial
that was supposed to be a mom/child kind of thing and when she didn’t
get it said she would dump the kid and find another if she could get
the
job. Never of course considering that after two minutes, no one wanted
to
work with her and had nothing to do with the kid.
Danielle
Jonas (Kevin)
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#8**
This B list mostly television actress is known for one great role on a
hit
cable show. She was at a party this week with an a-hole of an Academy
Award
winner/nominee who was joined by two "models," The models didn’t know
who the actress was and asked if she was getting paid by the hour. Our
actress
totally kept her cool and did one of her famous fake smiles and walked
away.
January
Jones "Mad Men"/James Franco
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#9**
It would have made an excellent photo for Random Photos. This former A+
list
singer turned A- lister with A+ list name recognition on one side of a
table
backstage at a concert. Across from her was this singer turned actress
who
seems to be back to singing now despite her success at acting. In
between
them some lines of coke. They were sharing stories as they alternated
doing
lines. The singer turned actress using was a first that I have heard
of,
but she definitely knew what she was doing.
Lady
Gaga/Jennifer Hudson "Stevie Wonder: Songs In the Key of Life – An
All-Star
Grammy Salute"
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#10**
This mom of a former A list singer turned reality star turned wannabe
girlfriend
of the rapper who won’t have anything to do with her had bags of free
swag she collected from gifting suites last weekend under the pretense
that
it was all for her daughter. More like all for eBay. First thing Monday
morning
it was all online being sold. Christina Milian’s mother Carmen (Lil
Wayne)
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#11**
#1 – This former A list celebrity turned reality star turned danger
to herself and others was selling herself and making porn tapes up
until
two days before the birth of her baby.
Tila
Tequila
#2 – Despite what it looks like, this former tweener turned singer who has been annoying in both roles has been leaving her boyfriend behind from things more often because she thinks she is too big of a star now and he is holding her back. Miley Cyrus
#3 – This former B+ list mostly movie actress who used to always get naked in movies then disappeared before help from a franchise resurrected her career was spotted having sex in a helicopter this past week. It was on the ground but she was bouncing up and down with her chest fully pressed against the front glass and a group of airport workers was dropped off in front of the copter while she was going at it and everyone got a great look. Heather Graham "The Hangover"
138. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/12 **#1**
Gay Hollywood has long known that this young actress is gay, even
though
she was forced to pretend to be dating her co-star – they broke up the
minute they stopped working together – but now she is coming out of
the closet. Since her public split from a male actor she has kept her
love
life private, but recent has been spotted with "close friend" on
holiday
together. So far the actress has avoided addressing the claims
directly,
but that is about to change! Kristen Stewart (Robert Pattinson)
139. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/12 **#2**
NBC News suspended Brian Williams, the most-watched evening-news anchor
in
the U.S., from his duties as chief anchor and managing editor of "NBC
Nightly
News" for six months without pay in the wake of a scandal over
misleading
statements he made about his time covering the Iraq War in 2003. And
now
another scandal involving a well know TV host is about to break!
"Pictures
are circulating of this fool doing drugs. He has been a high
functioning
coke addict for years but now they have proof," a source tells NAUGHTY
GOSSIP.
"Before Brian this might have been embarrassing and sent him to rehab,
but
now he could lose his entire career." The worst thing – a close friend
is the one trying to sell the images! Jimmy Fallon
140. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/13
Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real
Housewives
of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville
allegedly
accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact it’s a
different
HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem. "All the ladies can smell it.
Even
the crew have complained about the smell," a top source tells NAUGHTY
GOSSIP.
"She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to
wear
knickers many, many times." This lady is known for her love of younger
man,
and partying! – But these days the smell is making everyone run for
the hills! Sonja Morgan "Real Housewives of New York City"
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#1**
This Teen Mom is blackmailing her significant other. He stays and
pretends
they are the happy couple or if he leaves, she will release the videos
of
him doing drugs, and start telling the world how he is into guys and
she
has videos of that too.
Janelle
Evans/Nathan Griffith
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#2**
This might be a little low. Two hosts fighting. Apparently one of the
hosts
who is not as famous and not as good, but weighs more said about the
other
host, "Well, at least I can get pregnant." She then went on to question
whether
the other host even has sex or if her significant other gets his fill
away
from home.
Giuliana
Rancic/Maria Menounos
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#3**
This B- list celebrity is famous for infamy. She has been in and out of
A
list and at this point might even be down to C+. You might not remember
her
name, but you know her story. What you don’t know is that she is
marrying
her drug dealer because she can’t afford the amount of drugs she takes
each day.
Amanda
Knox
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#4**
This married B list east coast mostly movie actress, but will take
television
or a play or whatever else you can give the former A+ list
model/actress,
said that before she found her current lover that her best friend was
her
vibrator and that her husband had not had sex with her in almost two
years.
Brooke Shields
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#5**
This A list reality star from that long running A list cable reality
show
better watch out. Her ex, who is not officially an ex tested positive
for
HIV during a recent physical. Considering how much unprotected sex he
has,
he probably left a dozen people with it too.
Khloé
Kardashian/Lamar Odom
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#6**
FASHION WEEK: This A- list singer who has a string of hits ditched her
sober
companion and was spotted doing shots with some models she met
backstage.
There was also coke around, but the model couldn’t be sure that our
singer did any, but the other three models with her did.
Kesha
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress who landed a really good role is
married
to an A+ lister. Our B lister did some press this week and was
absolutely
blitzed for her first interview of the day. It is a good thing she was
sitting
for the interview because the standing and walking thing was not
working
for her.
Portia
de Rossi (Ellen Ellen DeGeneres) "Scandal"
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#8**
You can decide which one really happened. Two people were in the room
who
heard the same story. Two people who give me tips frequently. One
swears
she heard that this baby daddy was actually in the bed of another woman
when
he got the call that his B+ list offspring/actress baby mama was going
into
labor. The other woman heard it as the baby daddy was in the bed of
another
woman the day before and what if he had been at the time he got the
call.
Either way, not a relationship that is long lasting.
Liv
Tyler/Dave Gardner
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#9**
#1 – She might be engaged but this B- list mostly movie actress who
used to be in a franchise had sex with the owner of that company she
was
doing a red carpet for. They spent 30 minutes in his hotel room during
the
party.
Nikki
Reed "Twilight"/Ian Somerhalder ("Catdance Film Festival")
#2 – This Real Housewife is running a scam which involves getting old people to leave her everything they own. She has them leave the property to a friend of hers who then gives it to the Real Housewife. Four people so far. Vicki Gunvalson "Real Housewives of Orange County" (a financial planner); Phaedra Parks "Real Housewives of Atlanta" (lawyer and funeral director)
#3 – This host, who must be in a great mood now and back to loving her job, spent most of the night at a charity event the other night talking to different people outside while she smoked one joint after the other. She does share. Whoopi Goldberg "The View"
#4- It was not a very fun moment for the person who asked this A- list model about the A+ list singer she used to be bff with. The model got into the face of the other person and was out of control. It was a simple question out of curiosity and the model was way out of line. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift "2015 amfAR New York Gala"
150.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/13 **#1**
Our first boyband has a dating formula for keeping fans happy. The
girlfriends
can be real or fake, but they either have to be wholesome or successful
in
their own right so as not to threaten fans. This singer from a second
boyband
isn’t subscribing to that tried and true formula, and it’s causing
problems! His new girl has covered a LOT of celebrity dating territory
in
the past two years. There were reality stars and famous actors and
media
moguls among others. It’s impossible to know which relationships were
organic and which were beardy, which were genuine and which were paid.
Then
there is the rest of her controversial history (lying about who she
worked
for, who pays her, racist behavior). This messiness is not endearing
her
to the fans. And when you start interfering with the happiness of the
fans,
management is bound to intervene. They are encouraging him to break up
with
her.
First Band: "One Direction"
Second Band: "5 Seconds of Summer"
Boyband Singer: Ashton Irwin
Girl: Bryana Holly (Playmate from Orange County)
dated: Leonardo DiCaprio; Brody Jenner; billionaire James Packer
151.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/13 **#2**
There was a lot of competition for an upcoming big interview, and we
know
the fascinating reason why this very famous media darling did not get
the
big "get"! Media Darling was the original choice to conduct the
interview.
A tentative agreement was reached, and everyone immediately jumped into
production mode. But then, something happened, and a different
interviewer
was selected. What happened? Well, the theme of the interview is about
being
honest about all things concerning sexual identity. The subject thought
that
Media Darling could guide their discussion in a thoughtful and honest
way…
until he found out that she herself is gay and deeply closeted! He was
shocked.
He thought about it for a couple of days, and finally decided that when
it
came to selecting the right person to help him reveal his plan to lead
a
more honest and genuine life, he simply could not choose a celebrity
who
was still manipulating and lying to the public herself. He dumped her
and
selected a new interviewer.
Subject:
Bruce Jenner’s gender transition
Media
Darling: Oprah Winfrey
152. WINE
& SASS 02/13
The male part of this A List couple pretty much kept the family
together
for his entire marriage. His significant other was an absolute
nightmare
to be married to. He patiently waited until a certain milestone in his
family
came to pass and then made his exit. He was surprised at how amicable
the
split was and took it as her agreement that the marriage was over. Oh
no.
She thought once she got out and began publicly being seen with much
younger
men and appearing to move on, he'd come running back. He didn't and is
now
privately seeing someone else. When she found out about it, she hit the
roof.
She isn't the most healthy person mentally and has major visions of
grandeur
about herself. For the sake of his family he tried his best to take
care
of her and make sure things appeared healthy. In reality, he couldn't
wait
to get out. He has no interest in going back into that mess. Everything
his
attorneys send her goes unanswered and she refuses to even discuss any
settlements in separation or the divorce. If he tries to bring up the
subject,
she puts a stop to it by telling him these kinds of conversations will
trigger
her "relapse" and he knows there is no relapse because she never
stopped
to begin with. He’s stuck between a rock and a hard place. When his
attorneys contacted her asking why she didn't show up to the scheduled
meeting
they had with her and her attorneys she replied, "There's no meeting to
hold
because this marriage isn't over." and hung up. She called him and told
him
once he's finished getting his "jollies" off with this new piece they
can
talk about their reconciliation. He's beginning to see that maybe this
isn't
so amicable after all. Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow; Nick
Cannon/Mariah
Carey
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#1**
The husband of this Atlanta Housewife is cheating with two different
women.
Both waitresses that used to work for him.
Peter
Bailey/Cynthia Bailey
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#2**
This foreign born recent Grammy winner with a great 2014 has not had
many
sexual partners but one of the very few he had gave him an STD that is
not
going to go away. Ever. Sam Smith (herpes)
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#3**
While his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife stepped away from the
cashier
for a second to take a phone call, the cashier gave the husband the
total
price and was waiting for the husband to pay. The husband looked around
and
mumbled that his wife would pay. That is generally how it goes. His
wife
gives him just $50 a week.
Zoe
Saldana (Marco Perego)
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#4**
Apparently this foreign born B list mostly movie actress gets along so
well
with this married A+ list mostly movie actor is that she saved him
while
filming together when he was with another guy and she sacrificed a
fairly
new boyfriend to say that the lover was her lover and not that of the
A+
actor and her boyfriend dumped her.
Actress: Margot Robbie
Actor: Will Smith
Movie: "Focus"
Other guy: Tom Ackerley
New boyfriend: Alexander Skarsgard
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#5**
This NFL athlete is blaming his poor performance last season on his B
list
celebrity wife who had people watching him to make sure he didn’t cheat
on her. In their prenup she only gets really paid if he cheats. He
always
has, so she had people following him this season and he didn’t cheat
and had a terrible year. He thinks a divorce might be worth it at this
point
because he doesn’t want to lose the salary owed to him. Jay Cutler
("Chicago Bears")/Kristin Cavallari
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#1**
So, you have a boyfriend that is going through financial problems and
having
to hide money in various shell companies. You just found out you are
pregnant.
Your income is not going to get you through. You get a call from an old
friend
who used to help you make connections that a foreign born A list actor
is
looking for some company and you would be perfect. You see your chance.
You
seduce him the first night so the pregnancy story will work. A month
later
you tell him you are pregnant. He now is not only giving you money
which
you funnel to your boyfriend, but the actor even marries you because he
is
a standup guy who won’t leave his pregnant girlfriend single. Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#2**
This married A- list mostly television actor from several popular shows
over
his career loves playing golf. Apparently he also loves hitting on
women
who are not his wife and even collecting phone numbers for when they
can
get together in not such a public place. Well, it is not like the
marriage
was doing great anyway. (Answer can be found in my Twitter feed so I
don’t
know how much easier I can make it) Josh Duhamel/Fergie
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#3**
This foreign born A list model/host/mogul is being cheated on. Her
boyfriend
was all over some 20 something Russian model, and by all over, I mean
the
top of her dress was down and the two were full on making out at a club
in
front of everyone.
Heidi
Klum/Vito Schnabel
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#4**
Apparently this former A+ list tweener turned do nothing all day but
hang
out and take photos for Instagram has a bit of a submissive side
because
this permanent A list model only dates guys younger than her if they
like
to be abused. Maybe he wanted to try it for one night. Pricey night
because
out model usually is in the six figure range for one night.
Justin
Bieber/Naomi Campbell
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#5**
When this B list mostly movie actress with limited talent and not much
work
any longer thank goodness gives birth, her celebrity husband might be
there,
but the woman she spends almost every night with will definitely be
there.
Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#6**
This A list mostly movie comic actor who is height challenged tried all
night
to get his significant other to leave. He finally started having her
drink
double and triple drinks until she passed out and he sent her home all
because
he wanted to have sex with this random woman he met earlier in the
night.
Kevin
Hart
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#7**
This B list celebrity who was a celebrity turned host turned actress
turned
host turned a bunch of other things is sucking her celebrity husband
dry
of money as fast he brings it in. He thinks she is shopping but she is
actually
funneling cash to her accounts. She might smile a lot but she is cold
hearted
when it comes to money. Jenny McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#1**
SNL: This former almost headliner from the show who moved on to movies
and
controversy too was treated like a pariah at the show. He should have
been
a much bigger part given his past, but wasn’t. They could not not
invite
him but he was treated like he wasn’t. Everyone kept making jokes about
his wife and her implants and other medical jokes.
Rob
Schneider/Patricia Azarcoya Arce
(one
of America's most vocal anti-vaccine advocates)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#2**
SNL: For those of you hoping for an off screen romance between this
very
popular network show on screen couple, it appears things have hit a
snag.
The actress, who is married went to the show without her husband. She
always
does things like that. At the after party she was spotted making out
with
a guy, but it was not the married co-star from her show that everyone
wants.
Kerry
Washington (Tony Goldwyn "Scandal")/Nnamdi Asomugha
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#3**
This Academy Award winning/nominated actress has had a huge career.
Massive.
Long running. Almost as long as SNL itself. Back in the day she used to
have
sex with Lorne Michaels. Apparently he can still be jealous because
when
she started canoodling with this former A list singer who has seen
better
days career wise, Lorne tried to put a stop to it. It didn’t work
though
and the couple left soon after. Candice Bergen/Michael Bolton
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#4**
SNL: Apparently some feuds never end. These two permanent A list mostly
movie
actors hated each other when they were on the show and still hate each
other.
The one who seems to still have a movie career blames the other actor
for
a lot of things, including the death of John Belushi by getting him
hooked
on pills to go with John’s coke habit.
Bill
Murray hates Chevy Chase
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#5**
The first order from this probable Presidential candidate who loves to
eat,
to one of his new celebrity staffer/backer was to discreetly bring over
to
the house some of his stripper friends. Just make sure none of them had
any
coke or anything illegal.
Chris
Christie
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#6**
They might be proclaiming they are not dating but that definitely was
this
B- list mostly television actress who is not working since her most
recent
show got canceled, after her last show got canceled, in the back
parking
lot getting hot and heavy in this former athlete turned actor turned
serial
dater’s car.
AnnaLynne
McCord ("90210" and "Dallas")/Rick Fox
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#7**
SNL: It was quiet and discreet but this Academy Award winning actor was
asked
to leave the after party due to his roaming hands and the complaints of
several
women.
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#8**
It is how he met his ex-wife so it shouldn’t surprise him that his B
list celebrity daughter has set her price for this summer. She is a one
week
minimum person and her rate is $500K for the week. At her age, she
won’t
have any trouble getting it. The PR spin about her boyfriend and their
"break"
during the summer will also give her some extra attention.
Father: Mohamed Hadid
Ex-wife: Yolanda Foster
Daughter: Gigi Hadid
Boyfriend: Cody Simpson
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#9**
This just about permanent A list mostly television actress from several
long
running network and cable shows walked in on her celebrity boyfriend.
What
was supposed to be a surprise at his place turned into a horrible
surprise
when she saw him in bed with another woman.
Courteney
Cox/Johnny McDaid
(crying
in public)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#10**
SNL: This former cast member dropped the most f bombs during the after
party
and was trying to be everyone’s best friend even though no one can
stand
her. Even though people were avoiding her she would keep coming up to
them
or dragging them to meet someone and she was just a complete pain all
night
long. It might be her personality, her beliefs, or that she is just way
way
off at this point in her life.
Victoria
Jackson
(red
carpet interview)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#11**
OLD SNL: Back in the day, this person was the most beloved person on
the
show. Every female cast member wanted to be her and every male cast
member
wanted to sleep with her. I had not thought about her in a long long
time
and last night her name popped up on the screen and I remember the
first
time I heard about her. She was an original employee of the show. From
day
one. I was having lunch with an actor who was for a brief moment in
time
A list. He had a string of great movies but there came a point in his
life
where something else happened. Life got in the way and he decided there
were
more important things in life then just making movies. That something
else
was the subject of a few minutes of our conversation at lunch and I
asked
him what that something else really loved about SNL and the first words
that
came to his mouth was the name of this woman who is the subject of our
blind.
From day one of the show, every single person who came into contact
with
her loved her. John Belushi would crash on her couch. She was the
person
you went to when Lorne was yelling at you. She was the one who could
make
everyone smile after three straight 24 hour coke furled days of
working.
She had a long running love affair with a couple of the male cast
members
but no one could get her to commit long term because she knew once they
left
the show they would leave her and she would still be there. She was an
in
the moment type person. The actor said he met her several times and
even
then when he saw her she had a way of capturing a room better than any
actress
or cast member or anyone else almost that he had ever met. Apparently
she
had a fling with this guy who was part of an A list foursome group that
had
no problems converting to three. That messed her up for a bit and she
actually
went to go work on a television show that spawned a permanent A lister
in
her first role and someone else on the show who will always be one of
my
buddies even if she did not have as big of a career. The show didn’t
last long and she went back to SNL and has kept coming back when they
needed
her. I actually saw her a couple of years ago at some brunch and she is
still
stunning and still can capture a room and even though there was a party
going
on I think for her child’s birthday or college graduation or something,
she was the center of attention. I guess that is why she got a bit of
screen
time last night when so many others did not.
Female
cast member: Edie Baskin (official photographer)
A list musician from foursome group: "Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young"
Neil
Young (she did the titles for his 1982 "Neil Young in Berlin"
video)
Television show: "Square Pegs"
Permanent A lister: Sarah Jessica Parker
Enty’s friend: Jami Gertz
176.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/16 **#1**
At the Saturday Night Live after party, two former cast members – one
male and one female – were catching up with each other. "You look
healthy.
What’s your secret?" "I just got out of rehab." "Again?" Cast
Members:
177.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/16 **#2**
Two Saturday Night Alumni were discussing some of the musical guests
they
had worked with over the years when one mentioned that he and a certain
very
famous singer kept the party going after her appearance on SNL. "Are
you
saying that you two hooked up?!" "Yes, back in 19_ or 19__." "You’re
kidding." "No, and it wasn’t just once either. I think it was five or
six times. She thought I was charming." "Holy shit! I would NEVER have
put
you two together!" Neither would we. This is the most unlikely pairing
of
a comedian and a singer that you could imagine!
SNL Alumni:
Singer:
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#1**
This original Teen Mom gets paid $10K a week by her boyfriend. The fact
that
he is married with kids does not seem to bother her at all. I can’t
believe someone is willing to pay to be with her. Then again, I can’t
believe anyone is willing to be with Lindsay Lohan. Farrah Abraham
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#2**
This aging Academy Award winning actor also had pretty good luck as a
producer
in that department was trying to hook up his actress wife with the
offspring
of an Academy Award winning movie actor who some guys really don’t like
because of who he is married to. We all wanted her for ourselves.
Actor: Michael Douglas
Wife: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kevin Kline (Owen)/Phoebe Cates or Tom Hanks (Chet)/Rita Wilson
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#3**
This former A list singer turned reality star left her significant
other/baby
daddy at their hotel so she could hook up with a female dancer she met
earlier
in the day. Apparently she flew the dancer back home to LA too.
Christina
Aguilera
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#4**
FASHION WEEK: This celebrity offspring who thinks she is hot shit
because
she co-hosts a talk show type thingy was absolutely rude the other day
at
a show because staffers did not seat her first. "Fuck those other
people.
I am in the front row and need to be seated. They can wait."
Kelly
Osbourne
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#5**
This still married Atlanta Housewife is bribing a bank executive she
had
sex with to give her a loan or she will tell his wife about their
affair.
Phaedra
Parks
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress now who used to be movies and at
one
point in time had a franchise that is about to undergo what seems like
its
35th reboot, has been told by producers of her new show that she needs
to
lose some weight. She drank a ton over the holidays and is bloated, and
producers
have not liked what they have seen. This is never a good thing to tell
this
actress because she will go way overboard with purging and pills and
coke.
Rebecca Romijn ("X-Men")/"The Librarians"
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actress had a week long fling with this
foreign
born former A list mostly movie actor who was in that franchise. The
actress
is not ashamed of it, but has kept it secret because her daughter still
has
a huge crush on the actor and it would kill her to know mom slept with
the
guy.
Reese
Witherspoon/Robert Pattinson
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#8**
This barely A list mostly movie actress who will probably drop to a B
before
her franchise starts filming again has 6 different 24 hour nannies and
spends
most nights in her guest house so she doesn’t have to deal with her
new kid(s). Zoe Saldana "Star Trek 3" or "Avatar 2"
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#9**
This former A list mostly television actor who went from soaps to prime
time
to I’m not doing anything but every woman on this planet has loved me
for two decades was on an international flight and struck up a little
thing
with a flight attendant and he went down to the crew rest area below
the
passenger seating and the two went at it for a good hour before he
returned
to his seat and she returned to work.
John
Stamos
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#10**
FASHION WEEK: This former Bachelor contestant said it had been awhile
since
she wore her wedding ring. Apparently she only wears it for the
cameras.
Kind of like she is only married for the cameras too.
Catherine
Giudici (Sean Lowe)
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#11**
It is not often that someone manages to leave their hometown and then
comes
back a huge star and stays. Usually they come home for a week or two
and
then head off. Not in this case. This is an unusual case. Our star was
never
more than a celebrity. Not an actress or singer or anything that
required
actual talent. Despite all that she became an A list celebrity. For a
minute
or two she was a reality star. A quick couple of shows and then when
the
flame was bright called it a day and headed back home. She still has a
name
but just stays in the shadows counting her money and drinking her
booze.
Why did she go home? To be with her family? That is what the story for
consumption is. The real story is more complicated. There was the
excessive
drug use followed by the embarrassing situation where she was living
with
two guys at once and they were not all just roommates. There was the
partying.
There was also the incident with the producer of another show who went
a
little too far on a date and sexually assaulted our celebrity. All of
these
things combined to leave her shaken and bruised and so she went home.
At
home she does not do much. A string of boyfriends that has gone through
most
of the single population of men in the town. So, most night she sits at
home
and drinks and then goes out and drinks and then comes home and drinks
some
more, often with a friend or two in tow or a new pickup or an old
flame.
This is how she has been for a year or two and right now it looks like
she
is going to be this way for a very long time.
Celebrity: Bristol Palin
Reality shows: "Sarah Palin’s Alaska", "Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp",
"Dancing With the Stars", "Celebrity Wife Swap"
Lived with Kyle Massey (and his brother) after "Dancing With the
Stars"
189.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/17 **#1**
This actress – who was practically an icon in the 1990s – is a
mess after her latest breakup. It’s not just due to her insecurity
about
being alone. Her husband was responsible for supplying the drugs in the
relationship. With him gone, her supply is irregular and it is
completely
stressing her out. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon
190.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/17 **#2**
At the Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary celebration, this comedian
approached
an actress who is starring in a popular movie. The conversation started
out
innocently enough but soon turned into a discussion about the unusual
sexual
habits of various people in the room. The actress mumbled an excuse and
tried
to walk away from him. He continued to follow her for a couple of
minutes,
asking, "What’s the matter? You can [do this] on film for millions of
people to watch, but you can’t hold a simple one-on-one conversation
about real people doing it? The hypocrisy! The hypocrisy!"
Actress: Dakota Johnson
Comedian: Jim Carrey
191.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/17 **#3**
Here’s what one classic female singer had to say about two younger
singers.
"You can tell who is going to be successful in the long run by what
they
do as soon as their last album stops selling. The smart ones like Adele
and
Faith Hill and Barbra Streisand and Taylor Swift and Celine Dion keep
their
clothes on and keep working on their craft and their musicianship. But
[Singer
1] and [Singer 2] seem to be done being musicians, because all they’re
doing now is stripping off their clothes and acting stupid and making
headlines
with their personal lives. That doesn’t take talent. I don’t think
that either of them are going to be any relevant part of the music
scene
in a couple of years." Who do you think Classic Singer was talking
about?
Classic Female Singer: Debbie Harry
Dumb Young Singer 1: Miley Cyrus
Dumb Young Singer 2: Rihanna
192. WINE
& SASS 02/17 **#1**
For anyone who watched the 40th Year of Saturday Night Live Special
last
night, you'll get a kick out of these. There were some surprise
appearances
on the show. Not because they didn't belong there, but because no one
really
thought they'd come. One A List celeb in particular RSVP'd at the very
last
minute with a huge list of demands. One thing known about Saturday
Night
Live is they don't bend over backwards to cater to anyone. The celeb's
demands
were denied and the celeb had their people tell SNL that they wouldn't
show.
This was fine with them, as you can tell from the show...they had more
than
enough star power. This person showed up anyway and was placed next to
someone
they can't stand. The photos captured their displeasure, but even more
hilarity
is that they put them together on purpose since #1 on the list of
demands
was a list of people they didn't want to be near. This person was #2 on
the
list...the first one wasn't there. They actually relocated a person who
was
sitting there just to place the high-maintenance celeb there. The event
managers
had some great laughs when the person the celeb didn't want to sit next
to
then tried to hang around them the entire after-party. The celeb
couldn't
say anything, if they did, their image would take a hit. One SNL Alum
showed
up and everyone was honestly shocked. He didn't stay long and didn't
interact
with many people there. Everyone knows this person has had nothing to
do
with Saturday Night Live since they left but no one, except SNL
insiders,
know the real reasons why. Two things happened to make pretty much the
entire
cast and crew hate him when he was a cast member. First thing was he
hooked
up with the wife of one of the crew members....and he was not at all
shy
about talking about it so the word traveled quickly and things came to
a
head. The crew member quit and he had no cares to give. Lorne had a
talk
with him and explained that he didn't want that kind of behavior
happening
on his show. He then retorted that he does what he pleases. This did
not
go over well with Lorne or the rest of the cast. About two years later
after
rehearsal one night he pulled out some photos of himself engaging in
some
seriously messed up sexual "situations." We are talking things that on
a
scale of 1 to 10 on the freak-o-meter would register at 20. All the
crew
have always been relaxed and can talk about pretty much anything, but
this
was something not even they would talk about and seeing it wasn't
kosher.
Everyone also found the insanity and overboard nasty content of the
photos
hilarious and had pretty good laughs at our alum's expense. This
enraged
our alum since in his mind, he was the sole reason SNL was still on the
air.
His ego was so overblown that he couldn't understand why any of them
wouldn't
want to see what he has going on. SNL and him "parted ways" quickly
after
this and most of the cast and the whole company never missed
opportunities
to take digs at him. You see it for years after he left the show. Small
hints
of shade that never go by name or appearance but skits, comics and just
random
interview comments in general all point to him and his off the chart
fetishes.
The material they got from him lasted years and he knows what's in
reference
to him every time. The fact that Lorne allowed it still enrages him
today.
The cast always has a closed mouth policy to anyone who is on SNL and
has
from the very beginning...but that doesn't exclude you from private
hits
in their sketches. This alum went down in history as being one of the
most
epic members of material on SNL. Ten years after his exit, skits were
still
being written about his boastings. Sometime's you really can't make
this
stuff up!
A
list celeb/seated next to: Taylor Swift/Sarah Palin
SNL
alum: Eddie Murphy (Eddie's run-ins with transvestites)
193. WINE
& SASS 02/17 **#2**
You would think with so many Divas taking up residency in Las Vegas,
there
would be more hissing and scratching about things like money, wardrobe
and
backup dancers, but this A-list diva is worrying about other things.
Like
who's going to sing her songs behind the curtain. It's no secret her
voice
has been...um...helped over the years. She desperately tried to get her
voice
repaired in Europe a while back that helped another A-list diva get the
voice
she lost back, but the treatment didn't work, so now she's desperate.
People
aren't going to pay top dollar to see her of all people lip sync.
Especially
since another diva in residence had embarrassing isolated tracks of her
performances leaked, and the other diva in residence is going to
deliberately
leak tracks when she begins her stint just to show people she is the
real
deal and what you want to spend your money on. So there's going to be
someone
singing behind the curtain. This C-list great singer who couldn't get
traction
in the music industry, sometimes dabbling in TV and Movies, is the
front
runner for the job. The diva once threw her a ton of shade, but the
C-lister
is enough of a superfan to keep her mouth shut for the big paycheck and
guaranteed record deal. Not Britney Spears.
Diva: Mariah Carey
Diva who lost her voice: Shania Twain
Embarrassed Diva: Britney Spears
Other future Diva in residence: Jennifer Lopez
C list singer: Leona Lewis
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#1**
This aging permanent A list singer who loves the spotlight but is
scared
to leave the band for anything other than non-musical projects has
become
more creepy as he gets older. He went up to a woman at a gym who was
working
out and started rubbing himself against her because he told her he
wanted
her sweat to mingle with his and they should go to his room upstairs
and
do some more mingling of sweat. She left the gym while he waited for
another
woman to come.
Steven
Tyler "Aerosmith"
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#2**
Yes, that was the B+/A- list mostly television actor from that very hit
cable
show who was at Mardi Gras this week. Throwing beads and yelling to see
breasts,
he would stop every few minutes to puke all over the street before
starting
his chant again. The guy is going to kill himself with his drinking.
Norman
Reedus "Walking Dead"
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#3**
This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole
family
this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new
side
piece instead.
Kristin
and Josh Taekman
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#4**
This oft troubled B- list mostly television actor who blew a very good
thing
on that very hit network show is in trouble again after the parents of
a
15 year old went to their local police this week to tell them their
daughter
is pregnant and the only person she has had sex with her whole life was
our
actor when he was in town. Columbus Short "Scandal" or Gary Dourdan
"CSI"
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#5**
At dinner the other night, this amazing actress who stars in her own
television
show but is having a big year in movies. Well, one in particular, said
that
her A list actor ex-husband never called her by her name the entire
time
they were together and called her a comic book name instead. She also
was
tied up at least once a week so he could rescue her. She laughed about
it
hard.
Patricia
Arquette/Nicolas
Cage
(PROBABLY called her Lois Lane)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#6**
I love this actor. Well, I love his work. No one actually loves him as
a
person, except for himself. He loves himself. He thinks the whole world
should
bow down to him because he loves himself that much. He thinks he is the
biggest
star in the world and believes that he is the best actor in the world
when
he is actually lucky to find work. The guy turned down a $10M paycheck
for
a sequel because he thought he was too good for it. What did he do
instead?
Nothing because no one wants to work with him. He has been in some of
the
most iconic movies of all-time. Yes, iconic. Some of them were small
parts,
but he has been in them. He has been the lead in a few of them too. It
was
not that long ago that his actress girlfriend finally managed to free
herself
from him. It was not that she broke free, but rather he thought he
could
do better and forced the actress to leave after damaging her for almost
a
decade. They were not married but they might as well have been. When
she
went into the relationship she was about A list. A certain genre for
sure,
but she could get leads in others besides the genre. He was close to A+
list
when they started dating. Immediately he controlled her and told her
what
she could do and what she couldn’t. She saw her career nose dive
because
she could never work in something bigger than what he was working in
and
his career started to go down so he pushed her down even faster and
further.
Forget going out. She was in the house or with him. No exceptions. She
went
from a vibrant sexy woman to a shell who was scared of her own shadow.
To
see her now and starting to live again is amazing. She will never be
the
same after a decade of verbal abuse and threats and just making her
feel
like she was worthless. He would do it in private and in public. In
public
he would do it with that quirky little smile and make it seem like she
was
an idiot or a klutz and then really take it out on her at home. She was
terrified
of him and terrified of leaving and he had her convinced that she was
ugly
and that is why she was not getting parts. The thing is when he broke
up
with her because he liked some 18 year old she begged to stay and
begged
to be with him. That is how much he brainwashed her. John
Cusack/Neve
Campbell "Hot Tub Time Machine"
200. MR.
X 02/18 **#1**
What two closeted A-list actors and frequent Oscar nominees took turns
giving
a (non-famous) male escort bjs in a bathroom stall at the SNL 40th
Anniversary
after party? The escort got paid handsomely for his duties, and was
made
to sign a non-disclosure agreement by the actors’ PR people the day
after so he wouldn’t blab. Good luck with that.
Bradley
Cooper and Leonardo DiCaprio
201. MR.
X 02/18 **#2**
FASHION WEEK: Which A-list reality star and parent from hell was turned
away
at a fashion show where her meal tickets were attending? The security
guy
who did the envious duties never heard such a big f-bomb rant in his
life
from the parent. More proof that her brood is turning against her, I
guess.
Kris
Jenner/Kendall Jenner "Diane Von Furstenberg fashion show"
202. MR.
X 02/18 **#3**
What B-list mostly TV actor who will probably drop to C-list if he
doesn’t
get another high profile role was whooping it up at Carnival in Brazil
this
past weekend? He also was spotted kissing a post-op transsexual "model"
Chase
Crawford "Gossip Girl"
203. MR.
X 02/18 **#4**
FASHION WEEK: What B-list reality star and fashionista shocked
attendees
at some of the fashion shows she sat front row at, because her rib cage
was
literally poking out from under her dress? No wonder she was wearing so
many
coats indoors. It’s not who you think.
Rachel
Zoe
204. MR.
X 02/18 **#5**
What best friend of that former A-list pop diva might not be friends
for
much longer because she’s reportedly shopping around a tell-all about
her famous pal? Rihanna/Melissa Forde; Mariah Carey/Da Brat;
Lady
Gaga/Tara Savelo
205.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/18
As soon as we read blurbs from these two celebrities saying opposite
things
about a certain film, we knew you would want to hear this story! They
are
both athletes. One male, one female. Both very famous. Both very
religious
and very vocal about it. They really want you to believe that he was
faithful
to his wife and that she is chaste and pure, and will be happy to throw
in
a few bible verses to help convince you of that. Here’s the part you
will find fascinating. These two celebrities have hooked up multiple
times…
WITH EACH OTHER! Yes, that’s right. These two preachy little liars have
been fucking like rabbits every chance they get over the past couple of
years!
Is there a bible verse to describe THAT? PS: Don’t know sports? Ask
a sports fan. They’ll get it!
Male Athlete: Russell Wilson
Female Athlete: Lolo Hope
(boycott
"Fifty Shades of Grey" because God would not approve)
206. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/18
Which REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NYC was not happy when she wasn’t given front
row seats at a fashion week and she left the tents. Yes, she dropped
that
‘do you know who I am,’ line, before the PR people asked her to
leave. The problem was that they knew exactly who she was and didn’t
want any of those trashy ladies at the show!
Bethenny
Frankel
207. WINE
& SASS 02/18
This D-list mostly television actor is a known douchelord. He's been
working
lately, and it's driving his C-list celebrity wife, with A-list name
recognition
bonkers. She likes him home where she can watch him, and monitor his
behavior.
Not that he ever behaves. Being crazy like a fox, he had it mandated
that
his wife be banned from the set of his latest project and told her it
was
the production's rule. No significant others allowed on set. This of
course
drove her crazy. Then the actor started dropping hints about how hot
his
co-star (a B-lister in her niche, but universally unknown) was and that
was
enough to send the wife into overdrive. She spent an entire weekend he
was
away in a stupor of pills and booze, assembling a dossier on the costar
and
calling every stylist she knew asking them to help her recreate the
look.
One stylist was genuinely concerned about the behavior and called the
actor
only to have him laugh and say something like, "Daddy needs a boat,"
and
hung up.
Eddie
Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes/Chelsea Kane "Baby Daddy"
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#1**
They might not be actually having sex (yeah, I don’t believe that
either),
but this underage reality star from that A list reality show was on her
knees
under a table in a private dining room when a waiter walked in without
knocking
as they usually do. Not that it matters but she was also hammered on
booze
the older boyfriend bought for her and was not supposed to share.
Contributing
to the delinquency of a minor to go with some statutory rape.
Kylie
Jenner/Tyga
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#2**
This former B list model turned part-time reality star who is famous
for
who she dated and who she married and who she is maybe dating now was
overheard
yelling at her "manager" that she wanted more money next time to sleep
with
a guy and asked how come she could not land some guy who owns a yacht
and
instead was with some guy who canned fish.
Amber
Rose
(at
Carnival in Trinidad and Tobago)
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#3**
The boyfriend of this B list mostly television actress on that long
running
hit ABC show says he is not sure he is going to keep dating the
actress.
They had sex for the first time a couple of weeks ago and he said that
she
scared him with how rough she wanted it and that she wanted to be hurt
during
it. He thought it was maybe a one time thing because she had been
drinking
but that the other day when she was sober it was even worse.
Sarah
Hyland "Modern Family"/Dominic Sherwood
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#4**
I don’t think he would ever leave her because he likes the fame too
much but this husband of NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a
woman
he met at the gym. The woman is starting to talk to more and more
people
about it. Joe (Teresa) Giudice
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#5**
This former A- list mostly television actress from that hit almost
network
show back in the day is also remembered for an outfit she once wore on
the
red carpet back in the day. Anyway, she is married but she had no
problems
the other night with making out with this high on coke former B list
mostly
television actor who has not done much since his very hit almost
network
show went off the air a few years ago.
Ed
Westwick "Gossip Girl"("Pieces of Heaven" Art Auction)Rose McGowan
"Charmed"
(red
carpet
photo)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#6**
When this former A list singer turned reality star turned publicly
humiliated
dumpee of an A lister had a chance to make some money the other night
she
sent her kid home with some guy she met an hour earlier. She never
called
to check to see if they made it home ok. They did and she was lucky the
guy
is really nice. He is also a talker. A big talker. Christina Milian
(dumped
by Lil Wayne)
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#7**
The director of this movie being shot right now threatens to quit every
day.
He has two A list mostly movie actresses who are in his ear and trailer
every
day talking about their lines and how they want more and the way they
want
to be lit and it goes on and on. One of the A listers also has her
husband
bugging the guy and the foreign born A lister followed him into the
bathroom
in his trailer to keep complaining.
Director:
Billy Ray
Movie:
"The Secret in Their Eyes"
Foreign
born A lister: Nicole Kidman (not born, but raised in
Australia)
A
lister: Julia Roberts (husband - Danny Moder)
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#8**
This A list mostly television actress who has her own show finally
decided
to call it quits with her crush/sometime boyfriend who is also an actor
because
he kept having sex with as many women as he could and never actually
had
sex with the A lister even though she has made it clear for years she
wants
to.
Mindy
Kaling/B.J. Novak
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#9**
This A list designer left four front row tickets for this A+ list
singer
who was supposed to be coming to see her supposed bff. The singer was a
no
show and the bff looks even more desperate by pretending they are still
friends.
Karlie
Kloss/Taylor Swift "Michael Kors" show
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#10**
This former tweener who was never a tweener but had her own tweener
show
and is now trying to move into the regular world of acting has a
boyfriend.
They have been dating for awhile but she told him she wants them to
wait
until marriage. Meanwhile she is having sex with the guy who lives next
door
every other night or two.
Victoria
Justice
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#11**
#1- This Academy Award winning/nominated actress is foreign born. She
swore
she would never cheat after what happened to her but she has cheated.
After
not cheating for almost a year she is having sex with this musician.
Oh,
did I tell you he is the boyfriend of one of her best friends.
#2 – This B list mostly television actress has a boyfriend who used to be married. He has kids and was in that big franchise. While out with friends, she said the guy, who everyone thinks is good looking lasts about 30 seconds in bed if he can even get it up. Jaimie Alexander/Peter Facinelli (Jennie Garth) "Twilight"
#3 – This C list celebrity offspring of A listers had a 24 hour watch over her until last month. For three months her family had someone with her at all times because they thought she might kill herself. Tallulah Belle Willis (Bruce Willis/Demi Moore)
219.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/19 **#1**
When un-PhotoShopped images of a celebrity hit the media, you have to
wonder
who released them and why. Well, in the case of this famous singer, the
images
were leaked by two people. The first is someone who used to be close to
the
singer but is not anymore. The other is one of the singer’s enemies.
The two of them have been quietly hanging out together lately and
talking
about how they they have a lot in common because they were both screwed
over
by the singer and/or her husband at some point. Chipping away at the
singer’s thin veneer of perfection by leaking those photos gave them
a great deal of satisfaction. And they did such a good job in covering
their
tracks that someone completely unrelated will likely be blamed for the
leak.
Beyoncé
220.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/19 **#2**
This leading man is having marriage troubles. Although he has been a
working
actor for years, his latest high-profile role has definitely changed
him.
"Practically overnight he went from being a nice guy in a solid
marriage
to being an asshole who thinks he’s god’s gift to women. She was
really happy when he initially got the role but now she is crying all
the
time because he is treating her like shit."
Jamie
Dornan/Amelia Warner "Fifty Shades of Grey"
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#1**
This NBA A lister is suffering from complications related to HIV. He
has
been trying to keep it secret, but has been struggling all season
because
of a new drug cocktail regime he is on that is not working as well for
him.
Chris
Bosh "Miami Heat"
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#2**
I have to check to see if they have been married a year, but my
suggestion
is that this A- list model not leave her A+ list celebrity husband back
at
home alone in LA when she goes out of town because he was all over a
woman
who looked exactly like his ex. He took her to a friend’s place for
a few hours and then went back to the home he shares with his wife.
Adam
Levine/Behati Prinsloo (PROBABLY Nina Agdal or Anne Vyalitsyna) "New
York
Fashion Week"
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#3**
I didn’t think I could dislike this guy any more than I did, but I was
wrong. This still married A list celebrity/host/former actor was with
some
women at a club. This was in a club. Not a hotel room or home, but in a
club
and threw some money down on the ground and told the women it was
theirs
for the taking if they opened a champagne bottle inside their va jay
jay.
One of the women did it and then our A lister made her crawl over to
him
to get the money on the floor.
Nick
Cannon
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#4**
There is no one more happy about current events than this B+ list
mostly
television actress from a very hit pay cable show. She is involved in a
very
long term relationship but wanted to break it off because she is
sleeping
with the head of a cable company but had not figured out how to do it.
She
started slowly this week though breaking it off with her long term
boyfriend.
He is going to be crushed.
Allison
Williams "Girls"/Ricky Van Veen (Brian Williams
suspension)/HBO
CEO Richard Plepler
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor who is also an offspring and only
seems
to work on one show had to be dragged from a pool in Vegas this weekend
at
a villa where he was staying on some hotel grounds. The actor either
passed
out and rolled in or was passing out and fell in. No one is sure, but
it
took four people to get him out. He really needs to slow down on the
drinking.
Kiefer
Sutherland
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#6**
Let me see if I can keep up with all of this. B list mostly television
actress
who is only that high because she is on a hit network show that is
ending.
Oh, she also does some hosting. She is married. She has phone sex with
her
celebrity ex who would be castrated if his A list celebrity girlfriend
discovered
it. Oh, and our B list actress/host is also sleeping with the guy who
got
her the job she is about to get full-time. Now, about that husband of
hers?
B
list television actress: Naya Rivera
Husband: Ryan Dorsey
Show: "Glee"
Hosting: "The View"
Celebrity ex: Big Sean
A list celebrity girlfriend: Arianna Grande
Job:
"Devious Maids"
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress who is lucky to find work and
only
gets it because of her now defunct marriage which gives her that A+
list
name recognition is being a diva. A guest starring role where all the
cast
and crew drive themselves to work but our actress has to have a car
pick
her up and drop her off. The only person on set who does this.
Katie
Holmes "Ray Donovan"
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actress who keeps hoping for a sequel to the
movie
that was supposed to be a franchise, was at a party the other night and
said
during the filming of the movie she had a threesome with the foreign
born
A list star of it and his girlfriend at the time. Our actress said her
boyfriend
still has no clue and that it was just a one night thing.
B- list actress: Lily Collins
Boyfriend: Matt Easton
Movie: "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"
A list star/girlfriend: Jonathan Rhys Meyers/Victoria Keon-Cohen
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#9**
It happened three or four decades ago now. There he was the almost A
list
movie star. He had a television show under his belt. He was a very good
friend
of this permanent A list celebrity but not the best friend of him. That
title
belonged to someone else (lets call him DF) and our actor befriended
him.
They would spend almost every evening together and pick up women. Lots
of
women. They rarely even dressed because there were so many women to
choose
from. Sometimes though the woman you wanted didn’t want to be with you.
DF though showed our actor how it could be done. You see, DF was a
doctor
and would write out prescriptions for himself and others. He showed our
actor
what worked best for what type of person and under what situations.
They
would practice on women all the time to see if they would pass out or
become
more willing or if the dose did nothing. In the meantime they would
continue
to have sex with every woman they saw. One day they decided to put
their
theories into practice and from that day forward, both of them were
hooked
on the system. They didn’t have to be nice. They didn’t have to
care. They didn’t have to worry if the woman didn’t want them,
they just would hand her a pill and back in the day there were tons of
pills.
They would wait a few minutes and then drag her stumbling to a bedroom
where
she would pass out or be close to it and they would each take a turn.
For
years they did this until DF’s own addictions became too much, but he
did leave our actor a present. Hundreds and hundreds of their special
pills.
A
list movie star: Bill Cosby
Television show: "The Cosby Show"
A list celebrity: Hugh Hefner
DF: Dr. Mark Saginor "Dr. Feelgood"
Dr.
Saginor’s daughter Jennifer’s book "My Playboy youth: sex, drugs,
guns"
230. MR.
X 02/20 **#1**
Since he missed out on being her date to the Grammys, this blogger and
friend
of that former A-list pop singer will be her date to an even bigger
event:
the Oscars. They’re soon going to announce that they’re no longer
(fake) feuding, and he’s dropped hints on Twitter. Her fans are
catching
onto the two’s scheme and they’re not happy. Perez Hilton/Lady
Gaga
231. MR.
X 02/20 **#2**
Which reality show mom from hell is using the people on her payroll to
get
back at that B-list celebrity for revealing a not-so-secret truth about
one
of her meal tickets? She’s also enlisted the help of the B-lister’s
ex.
Reality show mom from hell: Kris Jenner
B list celebrity: Amber Rose
Truth about meal ticket: Kylie Jenner having sex with Tyga or Khloé
Kardashian’s father is O. J. Simpson
Ex: Wiz Khalifa
232.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/20 **#1**
This Oscar nominee was approached by several designers who wanted to
dress
her for Sunday’s Academy Awards. She selected one, but after the
fittings
were done, she told the designer that if she was asked on the red
carpet
"Who are you wearing?" that she would decline to answer. The designer
was
furious! The designer said that the very reason designers spend so much
time
and money dressing nominees is so that their work is seen and
acknowledged…
and that if the actress didn’t want to credit them for their work, she
should go and find a different dress! This all happened in the past few
days,
so we’ll be watching on Sunday to see if she wears the same dress,
whether
or not she acknowledges the designer, or whether she got a different
designer
to jump in at the last minute!
233.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/20 **#2**
This fashion icon was front and center at New York Fashion Week. So it
was
a little shocking to hear that a couple of fashion designers were
fantasizing
about what it would be like stop kowtowing to her. One said that he
would
like to block her from his show altogether and then later pretend it
was
an oversight. Another thought it would be better to give her access at
the
last minute, and then show her to her seat in the second or third row
to
humiliate her. The first designer liked that idea better and added that
they
should pour soda on the seat first to make it sticky. "While they both
may
still fear her a little, neither has the same respect for her that they
did
a few years ago and they want to see her taken down a few pegs. For the
way
she’s been ruining the industry lately, she deserves it."
Icon: Anna Wintour
[Optional] Designers: Alexander Wang, Zac Posen, Michael Kors, Marc
Jacobs,
or Calvin Klein
[Optional] How Icon has been ruining the industry: putting Kim
Kardashian
and Kanye West on Vogue Cover
234.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/20 **#3**
These two young celebrities swear that they are just friends and have
never
had sex. They are trying to get everyone around them to tell the same
story
because someone could go to jail if they didn’t. They may have a hard
time shutting everyone up, though, because there are literally dozens
of
people who know the truth, and everyone is fighting about what story
everyone
should tell and who is to blame for this mess. Just know that any story
they
tell publicly will be a lie. What is the truth? Well, he has bragged
repeatedly
to his friends that he "hits that every day"… and she has admitted to
her friends that she lost her virginity to him! Kylie Jenner/Tyga
235. MR.
X 02/20 **#3**
Since he missed out on being her date to the Grammys, this blogger and
friend
of that former A-list pop singer will be her date to an even bigger
event:
the Oscars. They’re soon going to announce that they’re no longer
(fake) feuding, and he’s dropped hints on Twitter. Her fans are
catching
onto the two’s scheme and they’re not happy. Lady Gaga/Perez
Hilton
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#1**
This actress used to be A list. She was kind of like the Sarah
Silverman
of her decade, but Sarah has always been nicer. Our former A lister was
on
some of the greatest television shows of all-time. I am particularly
fond
of an old pay cable comedy show on which she had a recurring character.
The
next thing you know she is the lead in movies. She couldn’t handle it
though. Stress almost killed her. Even today the stress from that time
has
led her to have problems such as hair loss. Not just a few hairs, but
she
is almost bald and has to wear wigs.
Janeane
Garofalo "The Larry Sanders Show"; "Felicity"; "The West Wing"; "24";
"Criminal
Minds"
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#2**
This former B list mostly movie actress turned B list television
actress
turned please help me get work has been around since she was a teen. A
fairly
new mom she freaked out about her weight gain and at Fashion Week was
hoovering
up coke like there was no tomorrow. She had an eating disorder before
that
landed her in therapy and she says she wants to be that thin again.
Yeah,
that looked really normal. Her large fake breasts on an 85 pound body.
Christina
Ricci "Marc Jacobs" fashion show
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#3**
The celebrity/host wife of this A list athlete is headed for a divorce.
With
him staying at home for the next several months she won’t be able to
see the guy she has been cheating with and has wanted to end the
marriage
for some time anyway.
La
La Anthony
(husband
Carmelo had knee surgery and will be out for the season)
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#4**
She was doing really well, but this Teen Mom is back on drugs again in
a
big way and has been seeing one of her exes, who she always gets back
with
when she starts heavy drugs. Focus on the H in heavy. Jenelle
Evans/Kieffer
Delp (heroin)
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#5**
This B list celebrity with the unique look who seemingly travels the
world
dancing, maybe, but definitely showing off her look started talking to
this
B+ list model with a very good month. The celebrity was talking to the
model
about the model’s celebrity boyfriend. It seems that the B list
celebrity
used to have sex with the model’s boyfriend and wanted her to know the
behaviors she had corrected and some things they could do to improve
their
sex life.
Celebrity:
Dita Von Teese
B+ list model: Hannah Davis
Celebrity boyfriend: Derek Jeter
241. MR.
X 02/21 **#1**
You’ll probably see this couple, consisting of an A-list actor and a
B-list actress, on the Oscars red carpet this Sunday, all smiles for
the
TV cameras and bragging about how good their marriage is. At some point
this
year, they’re going to announce that they’ve "consciously uncoupled",
instead of officially announcing their separation. Channing
Tatum/Jenna
Dewan Tatum
241. MR.
X 02/21 **#2**
What current Oscar nominee is being indecisive on who to bring as a
date
to the ceremonies? On the one hand, his girlfriend/beard desperately
needs
a paycheck. On the other hand, he’s always been more comfortable
bringing
that person who’s been to more red carpets with him than his
girlfriend.
Bradley
Cooper (Suki Waterhouse)/bringing his mother
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#1**
This A list celebrity/athlete who has more gold around his neck than
most
rappers actually had sex with a woman, then went and proposed to his
girlfriend.
While she went out to celebrate with friends after she said yes, he
hooked
up with the other woman again.
Michael
Phelps/Nicole Johnson
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#2**
When the A+ list singer can’t get stories to stick about her dating
guys, then it is time to let the bff throw out a few stories that she
is
having boyfriend issues. Someday they both will be honest and I think
the
bff will be the first to break.
Rihanna/Melissa
Forde
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#3**
This B- list really attractive franchise actress from the franchise
that
is approaching ten parts was talking about a family member the other
night.
She says that the family member’s celebrity husband has no idea that
the family member used to sleep with this waste of space guy married to
a
B+ list mostly movie actress with no talent who has A+ list name
recognition.
The waste of space guy was the best friend of the celebrity husband.
B-
list actress: Jordan Brewster
Franchise:
"The Fast and the Furious"
Family
member/husband: Isabella Brewster/Baron Davis
Waste
of space guy/movie actress: Cash Warren/Jessica Alba
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#4**
When we last saw this B list mostly television actress from that hit
network
show that is ending this season in this space she was being paid as arm
candy
for a married executive. Apparently she likes this kind of work because
this
week she has been the paid arm candy for the in the closet B list
mostly
movie actor who is the least memorable from that franchise that is
still
continuing. He needed someone for parties. I bet she will want the
premiere
of the next installment of the franchise as part of the deal.
Dianna
Agron "Glee"/Josh Hutcherson "Hunger Games"
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#5**
This A list singer solo and as part of a group is taking a break from
her
husband. They have been fighting for much of the past year because he
didn’t want any more children and thinks she tricked him. He wants his
career back and thinks she is holding him back. They have had some
close
calls to divorcing in the past including both seeing lawyers but this
is
worse than that.
Gwen
Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#6**
This B- list mostly television actress from two shows that are no
linger
on the air and a regular in this space says that she was out
babysitting
her actor ex-boyfriend’s kid and the kid got sick so they had to come
home early and she found the ex in bed with a random woman.
Annalynne
Mcord "90210" and "Dallas"/Dominic Purcell
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#7**
What NBA coach not named Jason Kidd got busted cheating on his wife
when
his girlfriend sent naked photos to what was supposed to be a private
e-mail
but the coach had left the e-mail window open. A day later there was a
divorce
announcement.
Derek
Fisher "New York Knicks"
(Candace
Fisher)
http://249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#8**
You have never seen a guy move so quickly. The head guy at that big
search
engine company who isn’t married any longer was trying to make moves
on a variety of early 20 something women last night but kept getting
cornered
by this former A list singer turned part-time actress and still
possible
murder suspect in my mind. She was talking ideas one second and
promising
to fuck him better than any other woman the next and was relentless.
Courtney
Love
Eric
Schmidt (Google)
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#1**
ACADEMY AWARDS: Despite spending four hours together in the same room
last
Friday and Saturday and Sunday and this Friday and Sunday, this former
A+
list mostly movie actor never said a word and just ignored this B list
mostly
television actor/Golden Globe winner on a network show. Apparently the
A+
lister thinks the B lister is beneath him and won’t bother with him.
A+
list actor: Eddie Murphy
B list actor/Golden Globe winner: Andy Samberg "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
Events: "SNL 40th Anniversary"/"2015 Film Independent Spirit
Awards"/"2015
Academy Awards"
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#2**
This child actor turned A list director who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
is usually a really nice guy but he refuses to pay up on a promise he
made
to some of the most underprivileged people in the world just because a
film
he made didn’t make any money. Apparently though, things are getting
serious because he has hired bodyguards to keep him safe from some of
their
relatives.
Director:
Ron
Howard
"A Good Lie" - Budget: $20,000,000 (estimated)
Gross: $2,716,989 (USA) (2 January 2015)
Promise:
"Foundation
for Lost Boys and Girls of Sudan"
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#3**
ACADEMY AWARDS: She might still be well under age, but this B list
mostly
movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee was shaming
those
around her at a party last night when they stopped doing coke after one
line.
She kept going for line after line and said it was how she lost all her
baby
fat.
Hailee
Steinfeld "True Grit"
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#4**
ACADEMY AWARDS: This A- list mostly movie actress who presented last
night
was drunk. Apparently she must get really crazy horny when drunk
because
she didn’t have actual sex with her husband but apparently she used
her hand in a corner by one of the bathrooms and my spy was one of five
or
six who were close enough to see. Hey, good for them because they have
been
having marriage issues. Reese Witherspoon/Jim Toth
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#5**
ACADEMY AWARDS: This A+ list mostly movie actor was a presenter last
night
and right before he went out on stage got into an argument with a woman
who
called the actor a cheater for what he was doing that night. My spy
didn’t
know who the woman was. Maybe a production assistant on the show. My
spy
also didn’t see what the actor was doing that was cheating but this
woman was in his face and was ticked. Our actor did not say much
because
this was going on up until 20 seconds before he went on stage.
Ben
Affleck (Jennifer Lopez was sitting in front row)
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#6**
ACADEMY AWARDS: The much younger wife of this older Academy Award
winner
spent five hours getting ready in a hotel room. The first two hours
were
with her lover then the hair and makeup team came in. She is the queen
of
finding excuses to not be with her husband. Robert Duvall
(Luciana)
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#7**
ACADEMY AWARDS: This former A list tweener singer/actress turned bad
movie
actress turned back to decent A- list singer shared some of her drug
stash
with this supposedly sober host who never really is. The pair also
managed
to make this other former tweener from her own tweener show that exists
no
longer cry. They would not stop talking trash to her and about her.
Singer/actress:
Miley Cyrus
Host:
Kelly Osbourne
Former
tweener: Victoria Justice
"2015
Elton John AIDS Foundation Viewing Party"
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#8**
ACADEMY AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is known for
one
particularly iconic role from a long running hit network comedy show.
He
is also known for not being the most faithful guy to his wife but he
was
out of control with the hitting on this network reality star turned
singer
turned actress turned reality star. She is like Sienna Miller except
Sienna
can actually act and do other things besides be a home wrecker. Oh, and
our
actor was at the party with his wife.
Eric McCormack "Will & Grace" or Kelsey Grammer "Fraiser"
Reality star/singer/actress: Julianne Hough "Dancing With the Stars"
"2015 Elton John AIDS Foundation Viewing Party"
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#9**
ACADEMY AWARDS: This foreign born B- list mostly movie actress who is a
very
recent Academy Award winner/nominee and presenter yesterday is being
accused
of lightening her skin. She is. Apparently the company behind her
biggest
endorsement deal asked her if she would and she agreed.
Lupita
Nyong’o/Lancôme
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#10**
ACADEMY AWARDS: Last night Elton John asked this B+ list mostly
television
actress who would be in the A range if not for that garbage show she
recently
starred on, how come she has not come out yet. Our actress stammered
and
paused and stammered some more and then said thanks for inviting her.
She
really should come out. That fake marriage thing she did was awful.
Kate
Walsh "Bad Judge"
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#11**
ACADEMY AWARDS: Probably my favorite text of the night. It is a two
parter
and the second part came much later in the night.
"I don’t look like her. What, do you think I am a whore like her?"
"You better stay away from me you whore. I know you fucked my man."
"It isn’t like you weren’t fucking your boss."
The first quote and the final quote are from this foreign born B list
model
who did some acting this year in a big hit movie which she casting
couched
her way into. Oh, and she has an A+ list celebrity/athlete ex. She was
being
confused with Emily Ratahowever you spell her name by some guest. The
middle
quote is from this former lead singer in a girl group turned reality
judge
when the two crossed paths during the night.
Foreign
born B list model: Irina Shayk ("Hercules")/Cristiano Ronaldo
Singer: Nicole Scherzinger (The X Factor U.K. boss Simon Cowell)/Lewis
Hamilton
261. MR.
X 02/23 **#1**
ACADEMY AWARDS: So she ended up not bringing her friend, but this
A-list
diva did have a run in with one of that couple her friend hates. Right
before
the ceremony started, the wife asked an usher if she could talk to the
diva,
presumably about the friend. The usher returned with a message: "Ms.
*insert
last name of diva here* cannot or will not speak with you right now."
The
wife ran over to the diva’s seating area and flipped her the bird. The
diva responded with a double barrel salute. Stay classy you two.
A-list diva: Jennifer Lopez
Friend: Leah Remini
Wife in couple: Kelly Preston (John Travolta’s wife)
262. MR.
X 02/23 **#2**
ACADEMY AWARDS: One of the major nominees last night decided to bring
his
girlfriend/beard after all, but after the ceremony they went to various
after
parties separately. She reportedly got her paycheck, $50,000.
Bradley
Cooper/Suki Waterhouse
263. MR.
X 02/23 **#3**
ACADEMY AWARDS: What former A-list songstress who went solo to the
ceremony
and the after parties crashed, after one too many drinks, on the hotel
room
couch of that blogger who she’s apparently mended ties with? She needs
rehab soon. Lady Gaga/Perez Hilton
264. MR.
X 02/23 **#4**
ACADEMY AWARDS: These two ladies, one a B-list mostly movie actress and
Oscar
winner/nominee who’s been on TV a lot lately the other a former A-list
rocker and all around trainwreck, went into one of the bathrooms and
emerged
a lot more energized. Gee, I wonder what caused that? *snorts* Strange
thing
is, they both say they’re sober.
Minnie
Driver/Courtney Love "Vanity Fair Oscar Party"
265. MR.
X 02/23 **#5**
ACADEMY AWARDS: What C-list sibling of that A++ list singer bombarded
her
sister’s husband with threatening text messages while at another after
party? If the husband hasn’t gotten a restraining order, he should
seriously
think about it.
Solange
Knowles/Beyoncé/Jay-Z
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **TWITTER#1**
FROM LAST NIGHT: C+ list mostly movie French actress. At the Chanel
party
Saturday night she kept talking about her new boyfriend who also
happens
to be a co-star. He is a foreign born A- list mostly movie actor known
for
portraying a vampire. Probably news to his stick girlfriend.
French
actress: Stacy Martin
Actor: Robert Pattinson "Twilight"
Movie: "The Childhood of a Leader"
Girlfriend: FKA
twigs
(I can’t figure out if they just hooked up or if she wanted some
buzz for herself)
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **TWITTER#2**
FROM LAST NIGHT: This A- list mostly movie actress who will be A- list
at
least for a few more weeks is an offspring. She has a sobriety problem
and
on Saturday night was spotted making out with a big time coke
dealer/fake
movie producer guy.
Dakota
Johnson "Fifty Shades of Grey"
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **TWITTER#3**
FROM LAST NIGHT: This openly gay/married A- list mostly television
actor
from a hit cable show turned B+ list mostly movie actor was at a party
Saturday
night and was groping/making out with this closeted MTV actor from one
of
their hit shows. Matt Bomer "White Collar"/Tyler Hoechlin "Teen
Wolf"
at "2015 Gold Meets Golden Event"
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **TWITTER#4**
FROM LAST NIGHT - ACADEMY AWARDS: This A- list mostly television
actress
who I predicted in the Tweet would win gold last night was picked up by
her
driver an hour early with her guest. The two of them wanted to buy some
pot.
The driver ended up selling it to them and then smoked with them in an
abandoned
Chick Fil A parking lot before dropping them off at the show.
Patricia
Arquette
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **TWITTER#5**
FROM LAST NIGHT: Despite the new boob job this A- list celebrity wife
got
and her presence at an event Saturday night with her A- list singer
husband
he was all over and managed to get the phone number of this former
Twilight
actress/virginity taker.
Couple:
Twilight actress/virginity taker: Ashley Greene (Joe Jonas)
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **TWITTER#6**
FROM LAST NIGHT: This B list mostly movie actor who is really good
looking
was not nominated but his co-star was and that co-star won. Anyway, our
B
lister brought as his date someone who sometimes charges by the hour.
He
got ditched by her halfway through the show when she locked on to
someone
more famous.
Miles
Teller (J.K. Simmons won Best Supporting Actor for "Whiplash"
272.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/23 **#1**
This actress had a hairy encounter with an actor she knows who got a
little
grabby while greeting her at The Oscars. She kept her cool in the
moment,
although she did comment to someone (her publicist?) afterward, "Did
you
see that? Girl is just trying WAY too hard." She was not genuinely
upset
by it, though. She just thought it odd.
Actress:
Scarlett Johansson
Actor:
John Travolta
[Optional]
Trying way too hard to what? That he’s not gay!
273.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/23 **#2**
This actress and her man were certainly putting on a show of affection
during
the televised portion of The Oscars! He was caressing her on the red
carpet,
had his hand in her lap during the telecast, and had his arm around her
at
the post-parties. So sweet. And so fake. This is only who she pretends
to
be when the cameras are watching. Because in the non-televised moments
before
The Oscars… she was with her girlfriend! That’s who she took to
the pre-parties. That’s who she was affectionately stroking underneath
the table. She thinks that she would lose her fan base and industry
support
if she admitted that she was gay. And she really wants to win an Oscar
more
than she wants you to know the truth! Oprah Winfrey/Stedman
Graham/Gayle
King
274.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/23 **#3**
Lots of musical performances at last night’s Oscars, some better than
others. There was one performance that took a lot of people by
surprise,
as the singer was performing in a style and costume atypical for her.
We
thought she was incredible… but not everyone was similarly impressed!
This talented actor (who was not a nominee last night) was complaining
about
her performance at an after-party. He complained that her voice wasn’t
good and that she was given more time to perform because she was white.
"When
you give a black woman who is a great singer two minutes to sing, but
you
give a white woman who is a shitty singer ten minutes to sing, that’s
racist!" He thought that the time should have been used to do an entire
medley
of songs from a movie that HE thought should have been more honored to
make
up for how racist the whole ceremony was. Yes, he seemed to have had a
drink
or two in him when he started his tirade.
Singer: Lady Gaga
Actor: Terrance Howard
275.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/23 **#4**
We heard lots of speculation that this Oscar nominee was going to be
heading
to rehab right after the awards season was over. Hate to disappoint the
gossips,
but she isn’t going anywhere! In fact, she has really cleaned up her
act this year. While she has not completely given up alcohol, she is
being
very cautious as to when and where and with whom and how much she
drinks.
Given who her closest friends are – and how wild they can get when they
party – this is actually more of a challenge than you might think!
However,
she is actually a fairly disciplined person, and her sweetheart image
is
very important to her, so she is really putting in the effort and is
doing
well so far. Good for her. Reese Witherspoon
276.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/23 **#5**
Among the Oscar presenters, there was an actress who was drawing a bit
of
attention – and concern – backstage. She seemed unsteady on her
feet, and was wavering back and forth, talking quietly to herself. "I
don’t
think she was drunk, but she was definitely out of it. Maybe she had
taken
a pill to relax? We all kept looking at each other, wondering if she
was
going to make it out onto the stage in one piece without falling down."
Well,
she did manage to pull herself together for her presentation, so no
real
harm done. We don’t think she has a history of any kind of substance
abuse, so this behavior certainly seems out of character for her!
Nicole Kidman; Jennifer Aniston
277. WINE
& SASS 02/24
This A-lister was crazy high on E and booze at their most recent public
appearance. So many things wrong in this celebrity's life that have
been
kept quiet over the last couple of decades. The world will gasp when
they
head to rehab and completely own who they are once and for all, when
the
door gets blown off the truth behind the lies in the next couple of
months,
when a new documentary is released. Only you won't, because you read
about
it here, first. Not Bruce Jenner. John Travola "2015 Academy
Awards"
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#1**
This best selling author who has an ego that continues to grow daily by
leaps
and bounds is getting even worse than she used to be and people are
starting
to talk. There was already the secret payout a movie studio had to make
to
keep a writer from suing for assault. Something to do with a chair
being
tossed at the writer and cutting her face. During filming of a movie
based
on one of her books she demanded that roses be replaced in her trailer
every
four hours. She would go into hysterical screaming rages if food was
not
cooked right or if someone did not get out of her way fast enough. No
one
who has ever met her wants to be with her any longer than they have to.
EL
James "Fifty Shades of Grey"
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#2**
The fake marriage crowd will probably be happy with this one, but
another
group won’t be. Apparently that married A list mostly television
actress
from that hit network show you all love was kissing and hugging and
being
very intimate at a dinner with this B list comic actor who is height
challenged
and not all that great looking but has women lining up to go out with
him.
Oh, and he also sits on his legs while he eats.
Kerry
Washington/David Spade
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#3**
It is war behind the scenes at this cable network. Apparently the B-
list
former talk show host/reality star was working behind the scenes
yesterday
to try and get an A list current multiple talk show host/reality star
fired
for some comments she made. The B- lister might have a shot because of
all
the people she has slept with, but she has no talent so she won’t be
helping herself in all this.
B- list former talk show host/reality star:
Kelly
Osbourne (demands that Giuliana Rancic apologizes)
or
Maria Menounos
A list talk show host/reality star:
Giuliana
Rancic
Remark: About Zendaya "Spurred on by the singer's choice to wear
dreadlocks
to the awards ceremony. "I feel like she smells like patchouli oil,"
Rancic
snipped, drawing chuckles from her co-hosts. "Or weed. Maybe
weed?"
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#4**
This married A list mostly television actor who started off as an A
list
mostly movie actor and then faded away into supporting roles before
getting
back his mojo on television is married to a much younger woman. We
already
know how proud he is of her but the person seated next to him and
behind
him and in front of him at the Academy Awards and whoever else asked
got
to see naked photos of his wife on the actor’s phone. He loves showing
her off. Jeff Goldblum
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor who has played the same role for
quite
some time on that long running network hospital show got busted by his
wife
with some college student which is why she finally left him. Apparently
the
student was a family friend. Anyway, the wife has pictures and video of
the
actor cheating multiple times and the college student left him when her
parents
found out and that she might have to testify if the case ever goes to
trial.
Meanwhile, the actor seems to be in a daze like his life has ended and
wants
people to feel sorry for him. Nope.
Patrick
Dempsey "Grey’s Anatomy"
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#6**
This former A list singer who is struggling to stay relevant as a solo
performer
thinks she is getting away with using drugs while her husband is at
work
and that he somehow doesn’t know what’s going on. He knows. He
just doesn’t know what to do about it except not leave their child home
alone with her during the day. Fergie/Josh Duhamel
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#7**
Well, it wouldn’t be the first time. This horrible excuse for a father
who happens to be a celebrity in his own right in a vomit inducing kind
of
way, is cheating on his significant other with a tabloid writer. No
domestic
violence arrests yet.
Michael
Lohan
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#8**
She went home with them. She woke up naked. She woke up in a bed alone.
She
was definitely hammered. She (former A list tweener turned really crap
actress
who thinks she can still sing) was willing to have sex with the
model/celebrity/actress she went home with while the model’s actor
boyfriend
watched, but our former tweener doesn’t know because the couple was
gone when she woke up and she actually doesn’t have their phone number.
This is the story she told her friend. AP (Enty’s friend) saw her at
the party and says she was shit faced and hanging out with the couple
described
but not in a sexual. or flirty kind of way. So, she was no help and JR
Enty‘s friend), who was also there won’t tell me anything unless
I promise to not use a really good blind about her female companion for
the
event.
A
list tweener: Selena Gomez
Model/celebrity/actress:
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Boyfriend:
Jason Statham
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#9**
With her alleged former A+ list tweener turned B list singer boyfriend
out
of the country, this C+ list celebrity was doing her best to find a
replacement.
It was an arrangement anyway. Nick Jonas/Olivia Culpo
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#10**
This reality couple who keep trying to stay relevant and on the air
were
only posing with products at swag lounges that would give them money.
It
didn’t matter if it was $200, they just wanted money unless it was
something
they could easily resell.
Spencer
Pratt and Heidi Montag
288.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/24
Actor Stephen Amell – who is most famous for his role on Arrow –
recently wrote his own blind item about his encounter with a famous
young
celebrity. "Had breakfast on Tuesday in Los Angeles with my wife and
daughter.
In the midst of marveling at how she’s able to eat pancakes intended
for fully grown humans while weighing less than 25 pounds… An
incredibly
famous young woman came in with her sort of (not really) famous
boyfriend.
I immediately tensed because I consider this person – as the father
of a young girl – to be nothing short of an emotional terrorist. My
wife senses this and asks me what’s wrong. I respond that we need to
leave immediately for fear my kid and this overly sexualized
velociraptor
make eye contact even for the briefest of instances. I was dead
serious.
This is what it’s like to have a daughter."
Miley
Cyrus/Patrick Schwarzenegger
289. TAMARA
TATTLES 02/24
This west coast housewife is winging her hungover ass back to the west
coast
today (Feb. 18). I received an email from a Tamara Tattles Spy around 1
a.m.
saying that she was being carried out of Industry (a gay bar in the
Hell’s
Kitchen neighborhood) in NYC. Apparently, the random gay man who has
been
living with her in her house with her children also travels with her
and
assisted in getting her back to her hotel room. There was no mention of
her
um, moon cycle this time. Brandi Glanville "Real Housewives of
Beverly
Hills"
290. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 02/24
Which happily married actor with a kid accidentally visited a gay
bathhouse
just before the Oscars! When he was spotted by a gay makeup artist who
had
once done his makeup touch ups at a TV show, he protested that it was a
big
mistake. "I have back problems and wants to relax," he said! He was at
the
Oscars as he was NOMINATED!!!!!!! Ed Norton nominated for
"Birdman"
291. MEDIA
TAKE OUT 02/24
MediaTakeOut.com had a VERRRY interesting discussion - with a Hollywood
insider,
whose GOOD FRIEND is one of the writers for an EXTREMELY POPULAR TV
SHOW.
Here's what they told us: I always thought that the Hollywood gay
casting
couch was fake, but it is real. I saw it with my own eyes. My good
friend
is a writer for [POPULAR SHOW] and when we were developing the project,
they
were looking at a bunch of [well know] actors. It came down to two
names
- Wesley Snipes and [POPULAR ACTOR]. I think most people thought that
Wesley
would get the role, because it fit him better. [The OPENLY GAY
PRODUCER]
was leaning towards Wesley too. But [POPULAR ACTOR] really wanted the
part.
He and [OPELY GAY PRODUER] spent the weekend together in Malibu. I
guess
he gave up his butt to [PRODUCER] cause when [PRODUCER] came back, he
said
he made his decision and he was going to give the role to [POPULAR
ACTOR]
and not Wesley Snipes. I hope [POPULAR ACTOR] is really happy with the
role,
cause he paid for it with his butt. WOOOOOOW . . dudes is outchea
giving
up their LUSCIOUS booty cheeks for a part. AMAZING!!
Terrence
Howard "Empire"
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#1**
This married former B list mostly television actress from that hit
almost
network show who has turned into a singer and part-time actress is on
the
road and this not the life for her. She looks rough and she has
terrible
stage fright and the worst part is, she still has people come out to
see
her for who she is and she has the nasty habit of blowing off fans who
have
waited to see her after each of her shows. She never says hi, let alone
taking
photos or signing autographs. Not how you make it in the music
industry.
Leighton
Meester "Gossip Girl" (apparently this was all because she was going
through
horrible morning sickness, but had not announced she was
pregnant)
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#2**
All I can say is that the significant other of this B list mostly
television
actress turned hopeful talk show host should definitely ask for a DNA
test.
Considering how much she likes the spotlight he might be able to
convince
her to do Maury.
Naya
Rivera ("Glee"/"The View")/Ryan Dorsey (she’s pregnant)
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#3**
This Academy Award winning actress mysteriously ditched her boyfriend
that
was only there for a quick minute of press for her latest movie that no
one
ever saw before. Then he was gone? Apparently she has now decided to
become
a sex symbol. She recently got breast implants which caused the
director
of her most recent film to go nuts because they still had re-shoots to
film
and she is a totally different person during interviews too. I feel
like
she comes up with a new persona every few months. It is kind of creepy.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Brad Falchuk
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#4**
I have lost track of how many marriages this former A+ list mostly
movie
actor with an Academy Award has broken up. While he was married he
broke
up plenty. He broke up a couple of his own along the way. He would much
rather
be with married women and he is in the process of destroying yet
another.
Jon Voight
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress who is the star of a new network
show
makes it sound like her relationship with her actor ex is jovial and
light.
Hardly. She texts and calls the guy twenty times a day and if he does
not
reply fast enough she starts asking him who he is having sex with and
goes
through a list of women he cheated on her with.
Téa
Leoni/David Duchovny
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#6**
It must be true love. This B+ list mostly television actor who is on
everyone’s favorite network show and used to be married to the wife
of a current A+ lister before she cheated on our B+ lister for some
other
guy she dumped and cheated on as soon as she met the A+ lister, hates
doing
anything remotely celebrity like, but his publicist, who he is having
sex
with, begged him to do some product placement pap photo type shots and
he
agreed. He hated every second of it.
B+
list actor: Scott Foley
"Premier Protein" shakes
Show: "Scandal"
Ex-wife: Jennifer Garner
Other guy: Michael Vartan
A+ lister: Ben Affleck
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#7**
This B list mostly at this point whatever anyone will give her actress
with
the A+ list name recognition delayed filming earlier this week on a
show
she was given a guest spot on as a favor. Reason? Her married boyfriend
came
for a visit and the trailer was rocking so no one wanted to go
knocking.
The good news is she stopped being so mean to everyone at least for the
afternoon. Katie Holmes ("Ray Donovan")
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#8**
That NASCAR driver who is A list at least for this week was told by his
wife
that she was a virgin when they met. She told the same thing to other
NASCAR
drivers she hooked up with too but only this guy was willing to marry
her.
Joey
Logano/Brittany Baca "2015 Daytona 500" winner
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#9**
She was doing so well, but the past few weeks, this A+ list singer was
back
doing drugs. She was gone from it so long that she overdosed earlier
this
week. It looks like some more rehab. She always does it in home and
then
has a sober coach who she calls her stylist.
Demi
Lovato (hospitalized)
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who used to try and make
serious
movies before giving in to regular comedy films in the family tree of
this
comic actor, was wasted the other day at a fashion show to the point
she
had to take off her heels because she was facing serious injury after
the
third fall.
Salma
Hayek (Adam Sandler’s "Grown Ups" and "Grown Ups 2")
302.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#1**
During a tour a couple of years ago, the members of this band routinely
picked
out young girls from the audience and had members of their security
team
approach them and ask them to come back to the band’s hotel. Age was
no barrier in the screening process. On one such occasion, one of the
band
members picked out a pretty young girl who was at the concert with her
mother.
Security approached them and told them that Singer wanted to invite the
girl
to a private "meet and greet" at their hotel. The girl and her mom were
thrilled
with the private invitation and immediately agreed to participate! When
they
arrived at the hotel, the security guard asked the mother to wait
outside
and brought the girl into a hotel room. He told her that before she met
Singer,
"You have to do one thing first." He handed her a razor and said,
"Singer
likes his girls clean shaven." The girl freaked out and ran back
outside
to her mother. What did her mom do? Well, she told her to get back in
there
and do whatever she had to do to get more concert tickets, autographs,
etc.!
The girl was only 13 years old. The girl’s mother later tried to sell
the story to several magazines. However, given that the girl and the
Singer
were both so young, nobody wanted to touch a story with such an
underage
messiness factor. BONUS CLUE: The Singer is currently engaged to
another
celebrity.
Band: "One Direction"
Singer: Zayn Malik/Perrie Edwards
303.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#2**
"She has zero talent but she thinks that she should be the star of the
show."
Almost every single member of the cast of Awful’s TV show has received
tons of attention in the past year… except for Awful. This really
bothered
her. So when one of her co-stars made a controversial comment, she
jumped
on the chance to inject herself into the controversy. She expressed
outrage
and threatened to quit. Is her outrage real? "Everybody here just
rolled
their eyes because we’ve all heard her use racist language before!"
Is she going to quit the show? "No way. Where else is she going to go?
She
is just an entitled brat with no talent and everybody knows it. All
she’s
doing is stirring up shit in the hopes of getting [her costar] fired
because
she thinks that would make her a bigger star. Yeah, she really is that
awful."
Awful:
Kelly Osbourne
TV Show: "Fashion Police"
304.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#3**
You know this somewhat quirky over-30 actress from both film and TV.
She
has a lot of credits to her name and has been nominated for/won some
big
awards. Our actress was staying in a hotel in a major city with her
boyfriend
and her dog. She asked the concierge to get her a dog walker. The dog
walker
arrived and knocked on the door of the hotel room. The actress’
boyfriend
answered the door. He wasn’t wearing anything. Then the actress walked
up and joined him. She was also completely nude! These two naked people
then
casually asked the young female dog walker if she wanted to come inside
and
hang out with them for awhile. The room smelled like pot, and the dog
walker
didn’t know if she was being invited to get high with them… or
participate in a threesome… or something else! Whatever the reason,
she was extremely uncomfortable and muttered something about a
schedule.
The couple stood there, naked, trying to convince her to stay. After a
few
awkward minutes, they finally relented and handed her the dog, telling
her
that if she changed her mind, they would still be there when she got
back.
When the dog walker did return to the hotel, she decided that she did
not
want to risk a second awkward encounter with the couple, so she simply
handed
off the dog to the concierge in the lobby… and practically ran out of
the building!
Patricia
Arquette
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#1**
This former A list athlete/celebrity who really did not live up to the
A
list athlete part as much if you look at his success rate uses a family
member
to pick up women for him so he can maintain his puritanical image. If
the
woman is capable of being quiet and good to go, she is introduced to
the
celebrity.
Tim
Tebow
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#2**
The wife of this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is a
very
recent Academy Award winner/nominee told one of her friends that our
actor
spends a great deal of time preparing for his next role and wears
women’s
clothes everywhere. Of course what she left out is that he has been
doing
this for much longer than the past few months. It has been going on for
years.
She doesn’t seem to mind, but at least this way she can talk about it
a little.
Hannah
Bagshawe/Eddie Redmayne "Danish Girl" (movie about a transgender
artist)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#3**
On the outside they might seem like a very happy go lucky, loving
couple,
but that illusion was shattered on a recent flight. The A- list mostly
television
actress from the long running hit network show argued with her B list
mostly
movie actor boyfriend for the entirety of a three hour flight. The
actor,
kept balling his hands up into fists as the actress just kept whisper
yelling
at him. When he would try and say something she would keep on doing it.
It
was really bad. The flight attendants were scared to come near them.
Sofia
Vergara "Modern Family"/Joe Manganiello "Magic Mike"
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#4**
This B- list multiple reality star from both network and cable might
say
the right things about his celebrity wife, but if they were to do what
he
is always asking her, his life would be turned upside down. Those three
women
he constantly juggles while alone would be impossible with the wife
there.
Bill
Rancic "The Apprentice", "Giuliana & Bill", "America Now"/Giuliana
Rancic
(move to his hometown of Chicago)
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#5**
This B+ list singer who seems more interested in reality television at
the
moment was all over this married A list rapper/reality star. He wasn’t
interested though because no one likes the kind of drama she brings.
Instead
he set his sights on this older actress turned celebrity turned reality
star
turned wannabe singer. They hooked up before he went home to his wife.
She
probably will get some producing time from him out of the deal.
Christina
Milian/T.I./Tia Mowry Hardrict (Premiere Of Warner Bros. Pictures'
"Focus"
- After Party)
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#6**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor is making a living off
franchises
right now. The biggest one ever and another one that has an installment
very
soon. He says that while filming the biggest one ever he had to have
sex
with one of the older male leads who is openly gay. Our younger actor
said
it was expected of all the gay men on the set. A kind of ritual that
kept
the older actor supplied with young men for nearly a decade.
B
list actor: Luke Evans
Franchises: ("Lord of the Rings"/"The Hobbit") ("Fast & Furious")
Older gay male lead: Ian McKellen
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#7**
This actress is probably just B- list, but she has been on three
network
hits and the thing is, they have been on three different networks. Her
latest
effort is that big alphabet one. Anyway, she told a story the other
night
that she almost died on her first big network hit when this actor
turned
celebrity turned crazy celebrity locked her in a closet on a Friday
night
because he was angry she wouldn’t sleep with him. She was there until
Saturday afternoon when by chance, some work needed to be done on the
set
and one of the items needed was in that closet. If not for that she
would
have been in the closet for another 9 days because the show was off for
the
week after that Friday.
B- list actress: Connie Britton
First network show: "Spin City"
Crazy actor: Charlie Sheen
"Friday Night Lights" - NBC
"American Horror Story" - FX
"Nashville" - (big alphabet one ABC)
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#8**
KINDNESS: After partying all night on Academy Award night, this actress
who
no one has heard of but starred in that long shooting film flew across
the
country without any sleep. On the plane she met a woman who was
suffering
from the flu and traveling with an infant. Our actress held the infant
for
much of the five hour flight just so the mom with the flu could try and
get
some rest. Small, but touching.
Lorelei
Linklater "Boyhood"
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#9**
Apparently there are some gentlemen in Las Vegas who are getting
annoyed
with this former celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity. They
are
paying her large sums of money for what they think is going to be
dinner
and a few hours together after and she is giving them 30 minutes in a
bar
with drinks before saying she has to leave. Holly Madison
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#10**
This married, very tall, A list mostly movie comic actor might not be
married
much longer if he continues to sleep with as many women as possible on
the
press tour for his new movie. Vince Vaughn "Unfinished Business"
315.
POPBITCH
02/26
Who started the ridiculous rumour that's been going around MTV this
week
that Nicole Scherzinger is actually a very convincing ladyboy? Rob
Dyrdek/"Ridiculousness"
316.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/26 **#1**
There were plenty of stars gathered in London for the BRIT Awards… but
not everyone was getting along! This performer has a lot of model
friends.
However, just because you have a large group of friends doesn’t mean
that all your friends automatically like each other. Whenever Model 1
was
out of range, Model 2 would take subtle swipes at her. Nothing overt.
Just
lots of little comments. "Doesn’t it look like [Model 1’s] measurements
have changed since last year?" "I don’t know why [designer] signed her.
She doesn’t really fit their brand." "I wouldn’t leave my bag
unattended around her if I were you." BONUS CLUE: The Performer is
a
singer.
Performer: Taylor Swift
Model 1: Cara Delevingne
Model 2: Karlie Kloss
317.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/26 **#2**
This young actress has been working steadily since she was a
schoolgirl.
You have certainly seen her on television. However, she hasn’t achieved
quite the level of success she thinks she deserves, and she is getting
a
little impatient. She has begun asking about the ramifications of
"leaking"
some sexy photos of herself. Would it help people see her as a sexy,
mature
adult? Would she have to take off all her clothes? If she claims the
photos
were stolen or her computer was hacked, would it gain her sympathy and
make
people feel protective of her? We don’t know if she will go through
with it, but if she does, you will know that she planned it out very
carefully
ahead of time! Miranda Cosgrove; Victoria Justice; Debby Ryan
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#1**
The cast and crew are of this Disney mainstay all thrilled they are
getting
a new show and that the star of the original show won’t be coming
along.
They hate her. Really hate her. One thing they might not know though is
that
the star’s female lover is going to be a big player production wise
in the spin-off so look for frequent guest spots.
Debby
Ryan/ "Jessie"
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#2**
Apparently massive amounts of coke made this foreign born close to one
hit
wonder with the crazy last name want to have sex with lots of different
guys
at a BRIT after party. The thing is she would start the process and
then
go find more coke and then pick up with another guy. Not to be outdone
though,
this multiple hit guy had his first man on man experience with the
openly
gay guy with the big 2014. It is good to see this kind of debauchery.
The
music world has got a little to saccharine the past few years.
Charlie
XCX/Ed Sheeran/Sam Smith
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who was in role after
role
is now mostly television. She alternates between good and bad shows
although
none of them ever last. She did one with that comic/part-time actor
that
is one of my all-time favorites. Anyway, our actress was incredibly
drunk
the other night after dinner but started slapping anyone who tried to
take
her keys away from her. The valet people tried to stop her but she got
in
her car and drove about 20 feet before passing out. They got her out of
the
drivers seat and put her in the passenger seat and one of her friends
who
had been in a different car drove her home. Minnie Drivers ("The
Riches")
Eddie Izzard
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly television actor from multiple hit network
shows
on multiple networks is probably B+ now but with permanent A+ list name
recognition. Was A+ list in movies for awhile too. Married, but
cheating
and not too shy about showing her off either. Took her out to dinner.
Quiet
place, but still public. Ted Danson; Don Johnson; Rob Lowe
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#5**
Apparently this former A+ list singer who has turned to Rod Stewart
tricks
despite being 40 years his junior is very worried about what is going
to
be released over the next few months by a very scorned woman.
Apparently
there are audio recordings of sex between the singer and her actor
boyfriend
while the boyfriend was living with someone else. The recordings have
the
singer trash talking the actor’s girlfriend.
Lady
Gaga/Taylor Kinney/(PROBABLY) Brittany Sackett
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#6**
There is no one more happy than this foreign born actor that his A+
list
actress wife is back at work. She is an Academy Award winner and was
home
all the time which kept him from cheating as much. Olivier
Martinez/Halle
Berry
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actress who only ever seems to star in that
car
franchise had been pretty good lately in being sober and nice. All of
that
changed this week. She was just angry rude to waiters and staff at a
restaurant
and being loud and drinking and swearing and people around her left
their
meals half eaten to escape. It was painful to watch and her dining
companions
never tried to get her to calm down. You can’t. I have seen it. The
management let her stay, but ended up having to pay for about ten meals
of
people who left.
Michelle
Rodriguez "Fast & Furious" franchise
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#8**
This A list actor is A list in movies and television and even
commercials.
Nasty temper. He has been away from his wife for about a week now and
he
couldn’t be happier. It isn’t about the cheating for him. I mean
he probably would, but apparently it means he can eat whatever he wants
without
his wife yelling at him or having him go on another cleanse. He’s
probably
packed on 15 pounds in the ten days he has been gone.
Alec
Baldwin in Chicago
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#9**
KINDNESS: So, there was this actress. B list. Hit almost television
show.
Used to be on a hit network show. Our actress has a new hair color.
Makes
her look much different. Two tables away at lunch from a group of four
women
in town for a convention. They are talking about celebrities they want
to
see and go through a list but all get excited when they mention the
name
of our actress. There is no way they can see her. Our actress arranges
to
have their bill paid and on the back of their bill signs her name and
something
about how they made her day better. The waiter couldn’t see the whole
thing.
Laura
Prepon " That '70s Show"; "Orange Is the New Black"
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#10**
This statutory rapist rapper picked up two strippers the other night
and
one said they had unprotected sex. I’m sure his underage girlfriend
will be thrilled to hear it.
Tyga/Kylie
Jenner
328. WINE
& SASS 02/27
This A-Lister has had a lot of experience with being betrayed and
stepped
all over in her past relationships. Because of that, she has a hard
time
letting go of this A-List musician who has serious issues with alcohol
and
cheating. Her family thought she had wisened up and left him, but she
only
made it look that way to everyone. In reality she was still with him
and
was recently spotted with him publicly. After two very public
humiliations
from A List men and other personal issues, she pretty much thinks he's
the
best she'll ever get and is one of those who can't be alone. After
witnessing
one of his drunken and abusive tirades, her family fears he will become
physical...if he hasn't already. Her family is hoping to make her
understand
that she isn't just putting herself in harm's way. There is someone
else
to consider who could also be thrown into the mess. He has no intention
of
letting her go, but also no intention of stopping his cheating and
substance
abuse. Unfortunately, she doesn't think she deserves any better. Selena
Gomez/Justin Bieber
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#1**
The car that this A- list mostly television actor who is frequently
drunk
and stars in that very hit cable show bought for the editor of a
magazine
is paying big dividends for the actor. He gets models any time he wants
them
from the magazine. They already know he is going to want to have sloppy
drunken
sex with them.
Norman
Reedus ("Walking
Dead")/"Flaunt"
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#2**
This married former A+ list celebrity who was one of the most famous
faces
on the planet now struggles to get work as an actress. Fewer roles each
year.
She is having an affair with the lawyer she once hired to divorce her
husband
who was cheating on her. She never filed for divorce, but kept the
relationship
with the lawyer.
Pamela
Anderson/Fred Silberberg
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#3**
This married actress is foreign born. She is currently starring in two
huge
television shows. Big ones. Oh, and she is an Emmy nominee/winner.
Anyway,
she is having a torrid affair with the A- lead actress on one of the
shows
in which she appears. Way fewer episodes in that show, but still just
as
popular. First time blind item appearance for her, but definitely not
for
the A- lister.
Married actress: Archie Panjabi
A- lister: Gillian Anderson
Emmy nominated for "The Good Wife"Other show: "The Fall"
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#4**
What was a relationship that was so close that this A+ list mostly
movie
actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wore her director
fling’s
short to the airport the morning after a night of sex, has turned to
jealousy
because she is sleeping with other people and she wants nothing to do
with
him sexually any longer.
Jennifer
Lawrence/David O. Russell
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#5**
This actress turned director is cheating on her wife with a female
production
assistant she met on the set. Makes a nice change from the extras she
usually
sleeps with and then dumps after a day or two.
Jodie
Foster "Money Monster"
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#6**
The foreign born husband of this A list mostly movie actress who is an
Academy
Award winner/nominee and recent presenter spends most of his nights at
West
Hollywood watering holes looking for quick hookups before he goes home
to
his wife. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban
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