NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER NEW YEAR'S DAY 2015
1. MEDIATAKEOUT
01/01
MediaTakeOut.com just got some very EXPLOSIVE tea to start out 2015 . . .
according to two SEPARATE individuals . . . a popular actor and a
once-very-popular rapper appear to be having are having SECRET GAY AFFAIR.
Actually, we can't even call it an affair - cause the two men are now "LIVING
TOGETHER" . . . One snitch told MediaTakeOut.com, "Them two men are in love
. . . it's the craziest thing I ever seen. They go everywhere together -
sometimes even holding hands. When I saw them two GROWN MEN holding hands
I nearly FELL OUT." What's strange is that the rapper has a very "family
man" image to him. MediaTakeOut.com's snitch explained, "I think it started
off as a bromance - but you don't move your bromance into your home. . .
. Besides, they go out a lot without [Rappers] wife . . . to romantic dinners
and shit." Now we don't have any HARD EVIDENCE that these two are having
GAY RELATIONS . . . but sounds like at least Mr. Rapper needs to go back
to CHURCH and get DELIVERT!!!
Will
Smith/Duane Martin
2.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/01
This TV guy and his wife recently attended a party. While he is usually the
center of attention for his willingness to dispense doctorly advice, the
guests were instead focused on his wife. Her face looked different, as if
she had recently received Botox and facial fillers. One of the guests commented
on how pretty and youthful she looked. While the wife declined to name the
exact procedures that had changed her face, she freely shared the motivation
behind her beauty procedures with the group: "I have to do everything possible
to keep up my looks
because all the ladies who meet [my husband] want
to suck his dick!" Dr. Phil (Robin)
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress who just ended a hit pay cable show
really dropped the ball recently when it came to her bearded relationship.
She had a little talk though with this A- list reality star from an A list
franchise who is tired of guys wanting to actually have sex with her even
when they are 100 but would love the attention and money so look for there
to be a switch of women in the next two months. Sooner if things dont
work out well professionally for the male.
B list actress: Olivia Munn
Cable Show: "The Newsroom"
Bearded relationship: Aaron Rodgers
Dropped the ball:
Discussed
sex life on "Watch What Happens Live"
A- list reality star: Padma Lakshmi
A list franchise: "Top Chef"
Old guy: Henry Kissinger
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#2**
This B- list reality star/celebrity who is much more known for her two exes
is starting to age and was losing the battle for men the other night in Vegas
so she decided to take it up a notch and started dancing topless until men
started paying attention to her. Im sure her kids must be proud.
Shanna
Moakler (Travis Barker and Oscar De La Hoya)
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#3**
This A+ list diva took two hours to get ready to get her photo taken in ski
attire and then when she finally did get her photo taken she passed over
her kids to others and she went back inside. The diva needs rehab. Badly.
Mariah
Carey
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#4**
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor who has been in this space for
her horrid behavior towards others is apparently gunning for some fame of
her own. She is tired of everyone else having a show and wants some attention
so she has been calling the paps and then "accidentally" losing her bikini
top just as they arrive. I guess that is the only way she expects to be noticed.
Rhea
Durham /Mark Whalberg
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#5**
His assistants and makeup people call it chapstick. He calls it moisturizer.
No one is allowed to call it lipstick but that is what it is and this A list
everything except for talk show host (which ended horribly) and actor is
always applying it to his lips. It used to be just on camera but now he thinks
it gives him such great color he wears it all the time and goes through two
tubes of it a day.
Ryan
Seacrest
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#6**
The people working for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor
who everyone thinks is gorgeous have been working overtime to find and delete
images of his girlfriend from various escort and "modeling" sites where her
services were offered to very wealthy men.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter (now his wife)
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#7**
These two former A list reality stars who everyone hated are so broke they
commuted hundreds of miles each day to make it appear they were playing and
partying with the rich and famous. Nope. Staying in a basement and then driving
several hours to get their photos taken each day.
Heidi
Montag/Spencer Pratt
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#8**
Paris Hilton had to pony up some dough after her a-hole celebrity guest (who
did have one of the better phrases in gossip history to describe someone)
got wasted and pulled a television off a wall and then smashed it on the
ground because he didnt like what it was showing.
Brandon
Davis
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#9**
This A list talk show host/former actor always treats his wife like crap,
but lately it has been getting worse. He insisted she get paid for her appearance
at a party with him but he didnt tell her she was getting paid and
pocketed her money too. A check had been made out to her, but he had them
change it to his name.
Mario
Lopez
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress who has been caught up in some controversy
the past two weeks is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She also bailed on
an event for her movie because she thought it would be sending a horrible
impression to be there while another guest was there who has a very public
criminal record.
Actress:
Amy Adams
Controversy: "Today" show appearance cancelled
Movie: "Big Eyes"
Event: private screening of "Big Eyes" in Gstaad, Switzerland
Guest: Roman Polanski
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#11**
This celebrity sibling who probably has the best business in her family of
music entertainers (of which she is not one) asked for $25K to attend a charity
event. Does anyone do anything for free? All they wanted her to do was show
up. Nothing else.
Charlotte
Ronson (Samantha Ronson, Mark Ronson)
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#12**
This B+ list reality star from that A list reality family is already trying
to find a new owner for a pet she was given a few days ago. She decided after
the fact she didnt want it.
Kylie
Jenner
(greyhound
dog)
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#13**
This A+ list singer had a vacation planned with her bff for this upcoming
week. Not going to happen. Apparently they do not even text or call or
communicate any longer and there are some very crushed feelings on the part
of the bff. The singer is being very very cold about the whole situation
and says nothing comes before the brand.
Taylor
Swift and Karlie Kloss
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#1**
This B list reality star from an A list network reality show had sex with
at least three different women the past few days and none of them was the
A-/B+ list mostly movie actress he is supposedly dating.
Derek
Hough/Kate Hudson
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#2**
This A list musician from a permanent A+ list group is married. He went through
customs with his girlfriend but as soon as they picked up their bags they
went separate directions and didnt meet up again until he had already
checked into his hotel.
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#3**
This B+ list reality star from an A list reality show wants to set the record
for youngest to legally appear in porn and is going to record a sex tape
beginning at one minute after midnight on her 18th birthday.
Kylie
Jenner
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#4**
This current NYC Housewife who thinks it is a definite step backwards checked
out of her hotel two days early this past week when her nemesis checked in.
Not because they would have argued but the nemesis has hooked up with the
current Housewifes boyfriend numerous times and he always talks about
her.
Bethenny
Frankel (Miami)/Michael "Mac" Cerussi III
Kelly Bensimon (Miami)
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#5**
This pregnant B list celebrity with A list name recognition who is only B
list again because she has been in the tabloids lately has been popping pills.
She says they are prenatal vitamins. Yeah, that is why she sent an assistant
out in the middle of the night to meet a guy at an apartment complex to buy
them. Ashlee Simpson
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#6**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who has not done squat since
her long running hit network show went off the air got hammered at Disneyland
to the point where she was asked to leave the park. Politely because she
did used to be employed by the company.
Teri
Hatcher "Desperate Housewives"
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#7**
This celebrity in his own country who is nothing here but a face to go with
his A list celebrity girlfriend/former tweener/current very rich person is
such a tool that he sent his daughter out to meet his drug dealer because
he was too wasted. Olivier Sarkozy/Mary Kate Olsen
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#8**
KINDNESS: I dont know if this is a kindness. It would not be with any
other celebrity but this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner is not noted for her hospitality. Her husband? Great guy. Her? Not
so much. There she was skiing though and she met some people on a gondola
that got stuck for about ten minutes and she actually invited them back to
her house and fed them dinner and had a party for them. Totally unlike her.
Nicole
Kidman
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#9**
This A- list mostly television actress who is only that high because of her
hit pay cable show is worried about her future. She talks a big game about
being average looking but has hired a trainer with whom she now works out
four hours a day. She had a little procedure done to her face and when she
gets to the weight she wants is telling friends she is going to get a breast
lift and small enlargement. Never figured her for going Hollywood.
Lena
Dunham "Girls"
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#1**
This one name former almost A list singer who has just not been able to capture
her former fame is being undercut by this singer turned prisoner turned actress
who is also making a living as a madam. All the men who were using the services
of our former A lister now call the madam and gives them a huge discount
if they say they usually sleep with the former A lister.
Ashanti/Foxy
Brown
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#2**
This second lead Disney actress who wants her own show now that her long
running hit is ending is trying to convince the network that she is much
more innocent than she really is. She better hope the photos of her little
vacation where she spent a lot of time topless and drunk and lots of white
powder covering her face dont spread all over the internet or she will
be filming Showgirls 2.
Peyton
List "Jessie"
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#3**
This married B list mostly television actor from a network show that is soon
to end was not with his wife when he was hitting on guys the other night.
She did make some solo appearances at the pool though during the day.
Matthew
Morrison ("Glee")/Renee Puente
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#4**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor was without his wife at an event
this weekend and made the most of it. One of the staff at the event who was
his escort ended up back in his hotel room where they had sex. He told her
to be discreet. She is selling the story so I dont know how discreet
that is.
Brad
Pitt "Palm Springs Film Festival"
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#5**
The former girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting
since he was a kid says that more than once his mom walked in on them having
sex and the actor wouldnt ask her to leave. The mom would also give
sex tips to the girlfriend about how she could make her son happier in bed.
Shia LaBeouf
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#6**
This B- list mostly television actress/reality star/part of an acting family
is married. All the members of her acting family are exactly the same on
the list. Anyway, the husband of the actress was given a surprise from his
wife and part of the surprise involved his girlfriend who didnt know
he was married and his wife is still clueless. Apparently the husband looked
like he was going to die of a heart attack when he saw his girlfriend.
Tamera Mowry (Adam Housley) or Tia Mowry (Cory Hardrict)
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#7**
Bad performances are not going to be the only issue for this B+ list celebrity
if the world catches on to her fling with the foreign born married celebrity
who she has performed with. That squeaky clean image will be gone in an instant.
Idina
Menzel (bad performance on New Year's
Eve)/Michael
Buble
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#8**
This B list mostly television actress who doesnt really act any longer
but does things behind the camera and still enjoys A list name recognition
from her long running now defunct show broke bread the other night with a
man who is one of the worlds most wanted criminals. Murder, drug
trafficking and much more but she didnt see anything wrong with it.
Eva
Longoria in Cartagena, Colombia
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress turned cable franchise movie actress
hates the criticism she gets for her skinny self so she has started adding
weight via photoshop before posting her photos.
Tara
Reid
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05 **#10**
This Sports Illustrated cover model was partying New Years Eve when
she threw a drink in a womans face and accused her of stealing a bottle
of champagne from the models table. It turns out a friend of the model
had the bottle. Did the model apologize? Nope. She said the woman was probably
a bitch anyway and deserved it for something. Our model is a horrible drunk.
Chrissy
Teigen
35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/05
PART
ONE
One of the most important things ever learned while interning at a radio
station was how to bluff my way to free tickets and backstage passes to concerts.
When you are a college student and dont have unlimited funds, it is
a night of fun and complimentary booze and food courtesy of the singers
rider. The down side though is inviting a couple of people to go with you
and having the person who was supposed to put your name on the list not do
so and then you look like an a-hole. Hey, it happened more than once. One
of my favorite tricks was to call up the PR person or manager and tell the
person I was a reporter or writer for a made up satellite radio network.
There are tons of conglomerates and it is pretty rare to have anyone check
up on you because they all want free publicity for their client. Well, one
of my crushes from a few years earlier was in town and although I already
had tickets, I wanted to meet her so needed a plan to get backstage passes.
The reporter thing would be good except that I really didnt want to
interview her. Most of the time you didnt actually have to. You were
just a name on a list and once inside you would just melt in with all of
the other people. Sometimes though the rep was waiting for you or left word
to let them know when you showed up and you would have to interview them.
I could do it if I had to, it was just never my first choice. My crush had
been an A+ lister for a year or two before her pop music career went crashing
into an abyss from which it has never recovered. She does still sing. Acts
some. If you are of a certain age or have a love for her style of pop she
has A+ list name recognition. Anyway, I made some calls and a few days later
I was put on the list. I was pretty excited to meet her. Excited, but not
in a hey I saw The Smiths play live kind of excitement. Yes, I name dropped
The Smiths and yes that is me involved in a huge brawl in a Morrissey Live
video you can buy anywhere. That is a story for another day though. The night
before the show to see my crush I got a call from one of my best friends
ever who used to get name dropped on the site back in the early days but
has since made it very clear she doesnt want to be name dropped any
longer and will probably text me then e-mail me and then call me repeatedly
after she reads this not realizing of course that it is a blind and that
I am not actually name dropping her or mentioning she was also briefly A+
list in a one hit wonder kind of way, but has a unique look that she still
adheres to and also does a little bit of everything to stay in the public
eye. All of you would know her. I think she hates that back in the day we
used to double date and I frequently remind her of some of her poorer dating
choices. Where was I? Oh yeah. So she calls and says she is going to be in
town and wants to hang out and I tell her about the show the next night and
she invites herself because of course she knows the crush and they have not
seen each other in ages and blah blah blah. This is not going to work out
well for me at all. I dont have a choice though. I can either tell
her yes or she will make her own calls and be there anyway.
PART
TWO
I tell her yes. I think we should give her a name because this might start
to get confusing. Normally I give some initials that give a clue to the identity
of the person and I want to do that here, but also want her to be really
curious why I picked them. I actually think I gave her initials way back
in the day, but I am now bestowing the initials GG to her. As for the crush,
lets call her SH. So, the night before the show I was out with some
friends and as I am apt to do I started drinking. I then continued drinking
and then drank some more. At some point in the evening we are sitting in
the bar of a restaurant where you are right in the middle of all the diners
and not pushed off to the side. I look over and seated at the table is SH.
Yep. Right there eating dinner with a guy. I cant tell if it is a date
or not but they do seem to be getting along well and I dont recognize
him so Im guessing he is not her manager or agent or someone from her
record label. Im not sure she even had a record label at that point.
I think about going up to her and saying something, but I hold back. There
was something inside me that told me not to go and also the barstools are
pretty high there and I was pretty sure I was only going to be able to get
down once from them. I was crushed though. I slept in really late the next
day and GG showed up around noon. I had forgotten to call her the night before
to tell her I didnt feel like going any longer after what I had seen.
So, of course she shows up and is so fucking perky and ready to go. I swear
she wakes up every single day like it is the last day ever and is incredibly
happy and very sunshiney which is nice sometimes but after an all night bender
and watching your crush and possible future date eating dinner with a guy,
the perkiness can only be cured with one method. Drinking. GG doesnt
drink that much so it is always fun to see the look on her face when I start
drinking cocktails at noon. I actually only had the one and it made me feel
much better. She had come over so early because she wanted to go to lunch
so we went but I told her that I didnt want to go that night which
was met with deaf ears. When GG makes plans, they are rock solid and never
change and she expects the same. Other people may call and cancel or back
out, but she never has. I remember way back in the day in high school when
some guy tried to stand her up and she went to his house and told him off
in front of his parents. I had been hoping she would just want to hang out
and not necessarily go to the show but she had told a couple of people she
would be there which meant of course she was going to be there. It was one
of those nights where you have the lowest of expectations because you dont
even want to be there. My idea that night was just to get through the night
and try to have as much fun as I could. My original plan had been to show
up around sound check time and get what I needed to get and then head out
and eat some dinner and then come back about an hour before show time to
hit the backstage bar. When you show up at sound check time the pace is slower.
If there are issues with your name being on the list it is easier to get
them solved and not be embarrassed when the show is about to start and you
are with your friends and get denied. The same kind of thing used to work
for me when I was underage and wanted to get into clubs. There was one club
that opened at 4pm to get the after work crowd and my friends and I would
show up around that time and get our hand stamped without any fuss or muss
or any checking of identification. We would then go home and get ready and
not smudge that stamp. Around 10pm we would go back to the club which by
now would have a line of people waiting to get in and guys at the door with
flashlights checking every i.d. and we would show the stamp on our hands
and walk right by.
PART
THREE
My new plan though was just show up a little bit prior to the show. I
knew there would not be any issues getting where I wanted to be because I
didnt really care that much. I know it seems stupid but when you have
a crush and you think there is a chance, no matter how small, and then you
see that chance go out the window then it stings a little bit. It stings
a little more when you are forced to go confront that reality when you would
rather just stay home and quietly get drunk. So, GG and I show up about 30
minutes before the show was supposed to start and meet up with her friends
and everything was fine getting in. Oh, let me stop for a second because
I have to mention something about one of her friends. She is actually a singer
too and is probably C list now and reached a peak of A for one album. One.
Anyway, she (lets refer to her as (NB) used to be really nice back
in the day but she is one of those people who when they became famous totally
changed. I knew her before and after and the after was awful. Oh, and dont
even get me started on how she even became worse when she got married to
a permanent A lister. OK, so we are at the venue and we make our way backstage
and there is SH and she sees GG and NB and air kisses and hugs are exchanged
and then GG introduces me. SH looks at me for a long second and then repeats
my name and then shakes her head. She then asks if I am the same person who
set it up so I could interview her and I sheepishly say yes. She then takes
a finger and starts yelling at me that she was at the venue super early and
in makeup just so she could look presentable for the interview and waited
and waited for over an hour for me to show up and she just went on and on
for a good five minutes. She totally let me have it. Then, out of the corner
of my eye I saw GG tearing up because she was trying not to laugh. When GG
saw me looking at her though she lost it which caused SH to lose it. It turns
out that earlier in the day the two had spoken to each other and hatched
this little plan. I guess it served me right, but hey, my crush had still
been out to dinner with a guy the night before. NB looked totally lost with
everything. Im not sure why GG even invited her but they had been bff
back before they both hit it big and GG is and was loyal. Friends for life.
One thing that did change after that little performance was that I was more
relaxed and I got Punkd by a crush. Not as great as dating her or more,
but at least it was something. So, to celebrate, I did what I do best. Drink.
I got the side eye from GG when I started talking about doing shots so I
kept the possible embarrassment factor to a minimum for her. One thing the
booze did do though was get me to take some chances I normally would have
passed on. I dont always have the best game, but the booze gave me
a boost and after the show when there were several of us sitting around talking
I did manage to ask SH out because she seemed to like me. Of course it also
could have been my bacon cologne she found so fascinating. In any event,
she did say yes and we spent a good portion of the rest of the evening hanging
out and went out a few times before she found some guy and fell in love and
got married. Hey, no regrets. I had a great night that night. Some things
are meant to last forever like my friendship with GG and some are meant to
last a few minutes or days or weeks like my time with SH. I have seen her
a couple of times since and we are nice to each other but there has never
been a hint of a spark since. She is not with the guy she married any longer,
but still there is nothing. There was that one night though.
Crush: Liz Phair
Best friend: Lisa Loeb
NB: Edie Brickell (Paul Simon)
36.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/05 **#1**
Its difficult for celebrities to find people to trust, so some either
surround themselves with staff and party friends, or forgo friendships
altogether. This female singer has done an admirable job of building up a
group of loyal female friends. Thats why it is interesting that she
is making some "friendship adjustments" for the new year. If your being around
her stirs up controversy or if you are embroiled in a controversy
of your own that has nothing to do with her you are going to get a
bit of the cold shoulder this year. Now, she wont cut you out entirely,
because that would create its own controversy. Instead, you are going to
find yourself downgraded from "BFF" to "F". You are not going to get mentioned
as much by her on social media; and youre not going to spend as much
time with her at public events; and youre not going to be photographed
as much with her. Basically, you either reflect her clean reputation and
make her look good
or shes going to give you some space. Its
not punishment. Its self-preservation.
Celebrity: Taylor Swift
Friend/s who will be given some space: Selena Gomez
[Optional] Why: whined about Justin Bieber at Taylors birthday party;
her friendship with Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner; mosque
scandal
37.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/05 **#2**
This actresss fiancee cheated on her and they broke up. He then started
openly dating one of the "other women." Now he is going through some drama
with this "other woman." The cause of their relationship trouble? He is cheating.
Again! Our actress? She is deriving just the tiniest bit of satisfaction
from seeing her ex and the "other woman" scramble to deny the allegations
that he is a cheater and to pretend that their relationship is just fine.
She knows the truth. The leopard hasnt changed his spots. Hes
just as big a liar as ever. BONUS CLUE: All three of the celebrities in this
story are under 30.
Actress:
Naya Rivera
Her Ex: Big Sean
The Other Woman: Ariana Grande
38. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/05
Which sexy bad boy rapper, who always seems to find himself in trouble, was
caught on New Years Eve with his pants down with another man in a hotel bathroom?
The ladies man has been linked to several female celebrities and has even
been the cause of drama making moves on ladies with boyfriends, but word
is, its all an act! What he really likes is the company of hot men!
Drake
at Marquee in Las Vegas (Lira Galore/Houston Rockets player Pat Beverley);
(Rihanna/Chris Brown); Nicki Minaj; Amber Rose; Tyra Banks; Rashida Jones;
Zoë Kravitz; Keshia Chanté; Teyana Taylor; Shanell Woodgett;
Chandra Davis; Cyn Santana; Giada De Laurentiis
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#1**
The family of this A- list mostly movie comic actor staged an intervention
because his drug and booze use is out of control and they think he is going
to kill himself if he doesnt get help. Even though he is young, his
health has been steadily declining this year and he gained about 50 pounds.
Jonah
Hill
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#2**
The wife of this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who may win an Oscar
this year says they still have not consummated their marriage. Well, they
never had sex while they were dating so, Im not sure what she expected.
Eddie
Redmayne
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#3**
This still barely hanging on to A list foreign born singer found out over
the holidays that her cheating significant other got another woman pregnant.
Maybe our singer will finally have some material for a new record instead
of buying songs that include her getting a songwriting credit because she
has been having writers block.
Adele
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#4**
This former A list mostly television actor who has also starred in movies
is old. He is also trying to spin a story to make himself look better by
telling friends that he discovered his actress wife was having an affair
with the at the time A+ list mostly movie actor who broke up their marriage
once before.
Robert
Wagner/Natalie Wood/Warren Beatty
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#5**
This B- list celebrity/talk show host/part-time actor with one of the most
quoted lines in movie history is being investigated for having sex with minors
he found on the internet. He claims it was for research and that he never
actually had sex with them.
Ben
Stein Ferris "Bueller's Day Off"
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#6**
Im not sure how this B list singer from a celebrity family who has
had a career for decades and has pretty much been tabloid fodder the entire
time is even alive, let alone function with the amount of OxyContin she takes
everyday. She must have four or five doctors she sees each week. Im
not sure how she finds the time to sing. Toni Braxton
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#7**
This celebrity mom who has multiple celebrity offspring is married but she
has been hooking up with a guy who helps manage the career of one of her
offspring. Sonya Norwood (Brandy and Ray J)
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06 **#8**
The "boyfriend" of this A+ list "singer" better be careful. He was heard
bragging about the $25K bonus he got for Christmas for doing such a good
job of being a boyfriend.
Britney
Spears/Charlie Ebersol
47. MR. X
01/06 **#1**
What B-list singer/celeb spawns feud with that B/C-list actress and
"wife" to a former A-list actor stems from an incident back in the day when
she caught the actress in bed with her first husband doing the horizontal
mambo? The singer physically dragged the actress out of the bed and beat
the snot out of her. Needless to say, her marriage was never the same and
the beating was kept out of the tabloids. Lisa Marie Presley (Danny
Keough)/Kelly Preston
48. MR. X
01/06 **#2**
What A-list actor is a big fan of the open marriage idea and recently got
back with his longtime boyfriend (also an actor) even though? Dont
worry, his "wife" has her girlfriend on the side too. Joseph
Gordon-Levitt/Michael Pitt/Tasha McCauley
49. MR. X
01/06 **#3**
What former A+ list songstress purposely didnt lose any of the baby
weight because shes been in talks to be the new celeb face of Weight
Watchers?
Kelly
Clarkson
50.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/06 **#1**
This famous film actor is a good-looking guy, but he has always been
self-conscious about his nose and chin. Plastic surgery helped a bit, but
he still gets anxious about profile shots. At a recent photo shoot, his anxiety
was relieved when the editor assured him that they could Photoshop him to
perfection. And they did. Straight nose, more chin. It is so refined that
it almost doesnt even look like him
but he loves it. Its
the profile he always wanted!
Bradley
Cooper/W magazine (and his baby nipples)
51.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/06 **#2**
Remember when that famous actress and that reality show guy were spotted
together and everyone wondered if they were dating? Well, theyre not
any more. It was pretty much over almost before it began. However, the
relationship is still friendly. In fact, he is helping her with her limited
role on a television series. But please keep talking about them as if they
are dating. They both like that you think that there is some sort of romance
there. She likes the mystery and attention that comes from being seen with
different men
and he is simply happy to be associated with any celebrity,
any time!
Actress: Kate Hudson "Glee"
Reality Show Guy: Derek Hough
52. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/06
Danielle Staub had a sex tape BUT NOW get ready for a new sex tape
from a different Real Housewife! "She is in debt and owes over $100,000.
She thinks the tape would pay that off," a close friend tells NAUGHTY GOSSIP.
"She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the
same time." Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made
in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video
and can reveal that it is NASTY! Porsha Williams "Real Housewives of
Atlanta"
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#1**
This now part-time NYC Housewife told a few fans who spotted her that she
was far too busy to take a photo with them and that if she took one photo
then there would be a mob. Umm, there were about 20 people within 100 yards
and most of them probably didnt know or didnt care. So, what
was so important for the Housewife? Nothing. She went and sat in a car for
20 minutes waiting for a family member who apologized to the fans.
Ramona
Singer
"storming
out" of the La Guardia baggage claim to an idling car while her daughter
patiently waited for their luggage
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#2**
This former A list singer who has the amazing voice, but has an attitude
to match. Oh, and legal problems too wants her daughter to get pregnant because
our singer wished she started earlier. Her daughter is not even 18 yet. The
mom already picked out the potential father who is a celebrity offspring.
Singer:
Lauryn Hill
Daughter: Selah (her dad is Rohan Marley)
Potential father: PROBABLY: Raiden - Grace Miguel's son/Ushers
step-son
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#3**
This A list rapper who works hard and has a ton of kids has been showing
a special collection of films in his home theatre. Apparently the B list
singer turned reality star was filmed every single time she had sex with
the rapper because she was desperate to keep him and he shows the collection
to everyone who comes over. There are hours of footage.
Lil
Wayne and Christina Milian
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#4**
This married Teen Mom not named Leah has been taking pregnancy tests every
day the past week and if she is pregnant it is not with her husband.
Kailyn
Lowry
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#5**
This married actress used to be A+ and on a hit network show for almost a
decade. She is hit or miss on shows since and is having an affair with a
guy who is pushing 80. Lisa Kudrow
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#6**
This former B list mostly television actor who was on that long running almost
network hit before it ended has a girlfriend. It didnt stop him from
having a booty call with his older B list movie actress co-star. He made
her come to a premiere party and they hooked up at the party before she went
back home to her kids.
Actor:
Penn Badgley
Show: "Gossip Girl"
Actress: Uma Thurman
Show together: "The
Slap"
Premiere party: "Girls" Season 4
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#7**
This still a minor who is on an A list reality show got her nipples pierced
so she could identify which naked photos of her are taken prior to her 18th
birthday.
Kylie
Jenner (and two weeks after this blind she posted a selfie showing them (through
her clothes) for the first time)
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#8**
KINDNESS: This B list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show
is a blind item regular. This time though she did something super nice. She
was walking into an event the other night and saw a man in a wheelchair.
He was in his late 20s maybe and was a veteran who got wounded. He
didnt know who our actress was but she stopped to say hello and he
started talking about a show on the network that he really loved and was
hoping to meet someone from the show. Our actress said she would see what
she could do and found the creator of the show and brought him over and the
next thing you know the guy is being wheeled in and getting to meet some
of the cast from the show and then he tells the story of what happened to
him and the entire section of the room starts crying.
Actress:
Emmy Rossum
Show: "Shameless"
Show he loved and who he wanted to meet: Don Cheadle/"House of
Lies"
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#9**
These two co-stars from a very hit cable show used to always have sex in
real life even though the A list actor has a long long time girlfriend.
Everything was going great until the B+ list actress thought they should
get married and started doing a little stalking which she still does. It
made the final two seasons of the show much more difficult.
"Mad
Men" Jon Hamm (Jennifer Westfeldt)/January Jones
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#10**
Back in the day this current B list mostly movie actor who is having a very
good year acting wise who was A+ list hooked up with this current A- list
mostly television actress who was A+ list back then. They were kind of a
strange pairing that never quite fit. The crazy thing is he is now sleeping
with the former nanny of the daughter of the actress.
Michael
Keaton/Courteney Cox
63.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/07 **#1**
This pretty film actress has been the subject of a lot of controversy in
Hollywood over the past few years, much of centered around her confusing
love life. Want to know whats really going on? Well clarify things
for you! She is not gay, and she is not straight. She is bisexual. Always
has been. Her former relationship with her male costar? Fake (Created by
publicists). Her former relationship with her male director? Real (He pursued
her). Her current relationship with her female roommate? Real (Shes
in love and shes happy).
Actress:
Kristen Stewart
[Optional] Costar, Director, Roommate: Robert Pattinson/Rupert Sanders/Alicia
Cargile
64.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/07 **#2**
They are both actors, but he is the more successful of the two. The last
few months have been pretty bad. Its not her. Its him. That
easy-going, nice guy persona of his goes straight out the window when the
liquor goes down his throat. He gets mean when he drinks. Not physically
abusive. Just lots of nasty comments. She may love him
but she
wouldnt put up with his nastiness! So, after asking him several times
to get help, she finally told him that she was walking away. Hes the
big star and she walked away from him. That made him look bad, so the first
thing his team did was to get him help for his drinking, right? Wrong! The
first thing they did was to spin it as if SHE was the problem! They had to
blame the grown mans problems on someone, and she was an easy target.
Well, the girl is young, but shes definitely not dumb. She told him
that she wasnt going to put up with him blaming her for his problem,
and that she wasnt going to be with him again until he was sober. He
refused to go to rehab, but he did hire a full-time monitor to sit on him.
Now that he hasnt had a drink for a couple of weeks, his publicists
are busy spinning again. Hes fine! And the couple is fine! All is well!
Nothing to see here! We have to give this girl a lot of credit for doling
out the tough love. She came back just as she said she would
but she is now being very cautious. Just because he has sobered up for five
minutes doesnt mean that all is forgiven and everything is back on
track. She will play nice in public (after all, she is an actress), but just
know that she is being very wary about fully committing to a long-term
relationship with him.
Johnny
Depp/Amber Heard
65.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/07 **#3**
During a recent photo shoot, a young male celebrity attempted to hit on a
female model who was also on set. According to a crew member, he kept licking
his lips and asking her if she wanted to party with him. She wasnt
having any of it! She told him, "Look, I dont party. I am married.
I am a mother. And I am old enough to be YOUR mother." While not all of those
statements are true, it shut him down quickly enough, and she was able to
finish the shoot without further harassment.
Male
Celebrity: Justin Bieber
[Optional]
Model (may or may not be famous): Lara Stone married to David
Walliams
Calvin
Klein ad
66. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/07
Which A-list actor recently shaved EVERYTHING to pose naked on the cover
of a magazine. Not only did he remove the hair that we can see on
his chest. He also removed all the hair from his private area! This actor
apparently doesnt do anything half-assed! KINKY!
Bradley
Cooper
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#1**
Before this teen landed the one hit wonder skeezy pop star she had a brief
fling with this foreign born married A list mostly movie actor who broke
things off when he found out his wife was expecting a baby.
Teen:
April Love Geary
Skeezy
pop: Robin Thicke
Actor:
Ryan Reynolds (Blake Lively)
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#2**
This sometime A+ list mostly movie actor only gets that list when he makes
one of his franchise movies. Anyway, he told his gorgeous wife that her breasts
were starting to sag and she needed to lose the baby weight faster or he
would move on. Seriously? The guy is an a-hole. Instead of leaving she started
working out more and had work done to her breasts. Matt Damon/Luciana
Barroso; Christian Bale/Sibi Blazic
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#3**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor set to shoot into A listerdom
had a concierge at his hotel calling around to jewelry stores to find a copy
of his wedding band which he had taken off as per usual when he is out. It
got lost and he was in a panic to get it replaced before his wife saw any
pap photos of him. They managed to find one.
Jamie
Dornan "Fifty Shades of Grey"
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who started off on television has been the
lead in at least four movies (one franchise) in recent years, is married
but ran up a tab of almost $100K with one escort agency. He was being threatened
with injury if he didnt pay so he tipped off the police anonymously
about the escorts just so he would not have to pay. Jason Bateman; Steve
Carell; Woody Harrelson
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#5**
The husband of this multiple Academy Award nominated actress who could get
another this year name drops his wife to get women to sleep with him. Crazy.
Julianne Moore "Still Alice"/Bart Freundlich
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#6**
PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress who is
actually on two hits for the same company in totally different genres is
underage. It didnt stop this married B list musician with almost A
list name recognition from having sex with her in the back of his limo. When
she got out of the limo she had forgotten to button what she was wearing
and everyone got a good look. He ignored her for the rest of the night.
Ariel Winter "Modern Family" and "Sofia the First" (Disney)
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#7**
This married A+ list mostly movie comic actor is back on the booze and also
back into threesomes which he did at his hotel the other night while his
wife was home with the kid(s).
Vince
Vaughn
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#8**
There is a manuscript being floated around which is an unauthorized biography
of a current leader of a very powerful country that is not the US. In it,
a supermodel relates a story about the leader which put her in the hospital.
The supermodel who gave the interview to the author is a permanent A lister.
The author is using her name while his agent sells the manuscript but it
is still up in the air whether she will allow her name to actually be published
because she fears for her life. Our model was dating a very wealthy man.
Incredibly wealthy. That is her norm. Her boyfriends wealth relies
a great deal on the ruler of the country. At some point the boyfriend made
the ruler angry and the ruler decided the only way to make amends was by
offering up the model for one night. The boyfriend explained the situation
and for a fee of $2M the model agreed to spend a few hours with the ruler.
The model says that she was treated very well at dinner and that her host
was relaxed and interesting and she began to relax. After dinner he led her
to a bedroom followed by two security men who stayed outside the bedroom.
As soon as the model and ruler entered he locked the door and turned to the
model and punched her in the stomach. When she bent over from the force of
the blow he grabbed her by the hair and dragged her to the bed. He pushed
her over the bed and grabbed one of her arms and twisted it behind her which
caused her shoulder to separate and for her to almost pass out. The ruler
then raped her and sodomized her. The entire time in the bedroom from start
to finish was under 30 minutes. When he finished, he unlocked the door and
walked out and told the security men to take care of the model. She said
she was carried to the car that brought her and she was dumped in the backseat
and the car took her to the home of her boyfriend who had a doctor attend
to her. The boyfriend and the model broke up the next day.
Naomi
Campbell/President of Russia Vladimir Putin (wealthy man: Vladimir
Doronin)
MR. X 01/08
**#1**
What ex of that A-list diva is planting stories in the tabloids about the
two of them getting back together? Theyve both moved on (but remain
good friends), but hes doing this just to stay relevant.
Jennifer
Lopez/Casper Smart
76. MR. X
01/08 **#2**
Which curvy reality star was hiding a stash of coke in that fanny pack, no
doubt sharing some with her on-again-off again boyfriend?
Khloé
Kardashian/French Montana
77. MR. X
01/08 **#3**
What A-list actor who stars in several franchises and is an Oscar winner/nominee
is contemplating on bringing his longtime boyfriend/possible husband as his
date to this years Academy Awards despite his PR people telling him
no way? Jeremy Renner
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/08 **#1**
This TV celebritys less-famous sister recently did a quick tally of
the number of hours the celebrity typically spends on her looks (clothes,
hair, makeup, and beauty treatments) in a week. Then she tallied up the number
of hours the celebrity typically spends interacting with her child/ren in
a week. It turns out that for every one hour with her child/ren, the celebrity
spends approximately 5 1/2 hours on her looks. The celebrity did not find
this little game amusing! Expect to see some sort of publicity about how
much "quality time" she spends with her child/ren in the next couple of months.
Kourtney Kardashian/Kim Kardashian West
79.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/08 **#2**
This female presenter at last nights Peoples Choice Awards was
annoyed that she didnt get as much attention on stage as much as she
thought she should. There were other people on stage with her, and she kept
getting blocked by them. "What was the point of my being out there?" she
fumed after she came off stage. "They [the audience] couldnt even see
me!" One of the stage hands shrugged and said, "Youre bigger than them.
You could have just shoved them out of your way!" That didnt make her
feel any better. Kaley Cuoco/Kevin Hart/Josh Gad
80. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/08
Which A-list newly single female was such a drunken mess at her friends
celebrity wedding that she was spotted actually hitting on the groom. "Her
split is not a friendly as she makes out. And she is lonely and had a few
too many to drink. No harm was done but everyone at the wedding was talking
about it," adds our source!
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Chris Martin (Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden)
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#1**
It didnt take long for there to be friction on the set of this latest
installment of a long running franchise. Our A list married foreign born
actor is married but he told producers he wanted the other male lead fired
because the female lead was getting too close to him and our A list actor
likes to have the leads for himself.
Actor:
Daniel Craig
Movie: "Spectre" (James Bond)
Other male lead: Ralph Fiennes
Female lead: Monica Bellucci
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#2**
This B- list actress is mostly movies, but has done television, including
reality and has been in and out of favor because of her erratic behavior.
To maintain her lifestyle she has a little game where she sleeps with married
men and then threatens them with exposure if they dont pay up. Tara
Reid
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress who had a nice run on a hit television show
and also has participated in more than one movie franchise had a fling with
this now divorcing A list writer after they met during a casting session.
Actress:
Maggie Grace
Television show: "Lost"
Franchise movies: "Twilight" and "Taken"
Writer: Nicholas Sparks
Movie: "The Choice"
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and needs a hit to stay
at A still has A+ list name recognition. That new girlfriend he will be showing
off is actually an Asian hooker he met on a recent trip there.
Richard
Gere
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#5**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor from two huge movie franchises
had an incident earlier this week when police and paramedics came to his
foreign hotel because the girl he was partying with overdosed. She lived,
but it has been full on bribing to keep it out of the press.
Orlando
Bloom ("Pirates of the Caribbean") ("Lord of the Rings")
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#6**
I suppose she is still an actress but the work is scattered. She has been
in several network shows and has done reality too. She is going to sell a
weight loss program but it was all surgery. That is why she is so confident
she will never gain the weight back.
Kirstie
Alley "Jenny Craig"
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#7**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress says she has a boyfriend
but what does she tell the married NY area NBA player she is having sex with
too?
Rita
Ora
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#8**
The bodyguards of this A+ list singer have quite the collection of videos
of the dancers and backup dancers naked and in the shower and dressing rooms
because the area is wired for hidden sound and video to make sure no one
is bad mouthing or going to reveal anything about the boss. Britney
Spears
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#9**
#1 This religious family who loves cable and babies is about to take
a big hit because a son-in-law had sex several times with his sister-in-law
during the holiday season. A tabloid knows. The family is trying to make
a deal.
The
Duggers
#2 This one is sick and twisted in a very interesting way. This B- list mostly television actress from that hit network show that is ending is married but hooked up with her celebrity ex while his A list singer girlfriend was out of town. Our actress left behind an intimate piece of clothing with a sticky note in it that said, "Hi ________. Now he has cheated on you too." Naya Rivera "Glee"/Big Sean/Ariana Grande
#3 This former A- list mostly movie actress who has been in the news and photos a lot this week has always says she never officially married a guy. Well, she is sure trying hard to prove they are married now since he had an investment take off to the tune of about $100M. She says she is entitled to a portion of it. Tara Reid/Michael Lillelund or Zack Kehayov
#4 The foreign born A list model/part-time actress was finished with half the stash of coke bought before these two reality siblings could even roll up a bill to snort some. Those models are fast. Cara Delevingne/Kendall Jenner/Khloé Kardashian
90. MR. X
01/09
What east coast Real Housewife who had a career before she became a reality
star pulled the dont you know who I am card while at a
department store after buying tons of designer duds. The cashier responded
with "Yes I know damn well who you are, you dont have to be such a
bitch though."
Kandi
Burruss "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
91.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/09
You havent seen or heard anything about this playboy singer dating
anyone for many, many months, have you? Not a peep. Then within days
of being accused of being party to the breakup of a female celebritys
marriage he is suddenly on the front page romancing a famous
ex-girlfriend! This is no coincidence! It is a very calculated P.R. attempt
to distance himself from the divorce proceedings. It is kind of sad, though,
that his famous ex is playing along. We wonder: Does she even realize that
she is being used?
Singer:
John Mayer
Female
Celebrity: Giada De Laurentiis
Singers
Famous Ex: Katy Perry
92. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/09
Anderson Cooper did it, and now another TV anchor is getting ready to
say
"I am gay!" The handsome newsman has already hired a publicist
specializing in helping gay celebrities tell the true. Insiders say he has
the full support of his network and all the staffers at his top rated broadcast!
Congrats!
Shepard
Smith (FOX News); David Muir (ABC News)
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a permanent A lister even though
he stepped away from acting for a period of time spent some of the holidays
with his college aged daughter and her friends. He has spent several nights
since then with one of those friends and his girlfriend is getting pushed
out.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
This Academy Award winner/nominee A list mostly movie actress has been in
the news a lot the past few weeks but everyone is still unsure what happened.
One thing not unsure is that she is cheating on her long time significant
other but wants to wait until awards season finishes before announcing it.
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
This B list singer/celebrity/reality star/reality judge ticked off a lot
of models the other day when she swooped in on an event where models meet
yacht owners to make financial plans for the summer. The B lister, who likes
to pretend she has a boyfriend was getting all the attention and got first
pick by the richest owner represented at the event.
Nicole
Scherzinger
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
This C list celebrity who is shockingly wealthy and seems to show up on multiple
shows on that cable reality channel met his current girlfriend when he was
the high bidder for her at a party where she took on four guys at once. Our
C listers daughter was at that party this year.
Celebrity: Mohamed Hadid (ex-husband of Yolanda Foster)
Bravo TV shows: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"; "Shahs of Sunset";
"Vanderpump Rules"; "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles"
Girlfriend: Shiva Safai
Daughter: Gigi or Bella Hadid
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress says that since her split from her celebrity
husband, her soon to be ex father-in-law has been making it clear he would
be open to discreetly hooking up with her. Paula Patton/Robin Thicke/Alan
Thicke
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
This A+ list "singer" might have a boyfriend but she has been having sex
with one of her bodyguards for well over a year.
Britney
Spears
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
This marriage just got a whole lot happier. Apparently this former A+ list
mostly television actor from multiple hit network shows and lots of other
hit and miss efforts and his wife found someone who can make them both happy.
An ex co-worker of hers she used to sleep with who also enjoys men. The co-worker
quit his job to come live with the couple. Kelsey Grammer/Kayte Walsh
(formerly a British flight attendant)
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress who was on two hit shows for
the same network before bombing spectacularly on a new network better watch
out for her ex-husband. That agreement they signed where he agreed to stay
shut about her sexual preferences is not really working because he is talking
a lot and word is starting to spread. Kate Walsh ("Greys Anatomy")
("Private Practice") ("Bad Judge")
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: On Twitter last night I posted this as it happened. A driver
who just dropped off this A list model & her A list celeb husband. Called
her the biggest bitch he ever drove. Chrissy Teigen/John Legend or Behati
Prinsloo/Adam Levine
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Also from Twitter last night. This A- list mostly movie actor
who is a nominee had to be begged to give interview to Carson Daly. Something
about Kirsten Dunst.
Jake
Gyllenhaal
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES from AP (friend of Entertainment Lawyer): The couple closest
to divorcing and who did not get along all night and let everyone at their
table know it was this couple consisting of an A+ list mostly movie actor
and his celebrity wife who used to be a reality star. She was ticked off
at him all night and AP thinks they will split in 2015.
Matthew
McConaughey/Camila Alves (host of "Shear Genius")
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES from AP (friend of Entertainment Lawyer): AP spent some time
with this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who everyone seems to love.
He rarely spent any time speaking to the women he brought with him. He got
cranky at his publicist who would stop by every few minutes to tell him to
straighten his tie or put on his jacket . He said that this former A+ list
mostly television actress turned A list mostly movie actress and a nominee
last night was really cold to him after he could not think of anything she
was in. He says that he has maybe seen one or two of her movies but apparently
she expected him to have seen them all. Charming guy but did too much waiting
for people to come to him and didnt seem all that interested in getting
up and going to others.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Jennifer Aniston
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES from AP (friend of Entertainment Lawyer): Speaking of the actress
from #4, AP says that she was wasted but trying to hide it which is not something
our actress usually does. AP thinks she was doing something else besides
just drinking and that she probably took a pill or two and out of the 20-30
times AP has hung out with this actress this was the worst she has been and
AP said lots of other people noticed it too.
Jennifer
Aniston
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES from AP (friend of Entertainment Lawyer): The biggest 180 of
the night belonged to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who
has been in a huge franchise and is a great actress but is more known for
her style. At the beginning of the night she was probably going to be a kindness
because she and her actor boyfriend switched tables briefly to allow someone
to sit at theirs who was in a wheelchair. They moved back a short time later
when another spot was found for the person in the wheelchair, but it was
still prime area they were leaving for the second tier. AP saw her again
later in the night and our actress was drunk and just angry and being rude
to just about everyone. AP says things were tense with her boyfriend but
she thought it had more to do with the drinking and behavior of the actress.
Diane
Kruger/Joshua Jackson
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES from AP (friend of Entertainment Lawyer): AP made about ten
trips to the bathroom to see if she could catch anyone doing anything. She
told me going in that drugs in the bathroom at the Golden Globes was so five
years ago. Her words. Apparently the ghost of Whitney Houston makes you not
want to do drugs in the place any longer. She still thought she might see
that OITNB actress who is always causing trouble doing some and made a point
of following her inside whenever the actress went. It was on one of those
trips when she did see someone emerge from one of the stalls putting away
her vial and then checking to see if she had any powder left. AP had no idea
who the actress was at first and followed her to a table but the table was
not all from one show. The actress is foreign born and is currently on a
pay television show that does pretty well after spending some time on an
almost network.
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#8**
GOLDEN GLOBES from JV (friend of Entertainment Lawyer): There was some serious
tension at this after party. Apparently this female A+ list singer wanted
a chance to be with this former tweener turned bad actress but never could
close the deal. Now someone has to try and make the former tweener jealous.
Our A+ lister made move after move on this female foreign born probable one
hit wonder. Oh, and as sugary and sweet as our A+ lister might seem, she
can be very cold and is always in charge in bed. Always.
A+
list singer: Taylor Swift
Former
tweener: Selena Gomez
Probably
one hit wonder: Lorde
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#9**
GOLDEN GLOBES from JV (friend of Entertainment Lawyer): JV was a little busier
than she normally is and did not get a chance to see as much as she thought
she was going to. Anyway, she was walking through a party and this guy started
talking to her and was hitting on her hard. She looked down at his ring finger
and there was one there and then his wife came up and told JV she needed
to stop hitting on her husband or she wouldnt work any more in the
town. Yeah, the actress wife who used to be an A lister and now is just a
pain might have different ideas about the order of things in Hollywood in
a few weeks.
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#10**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The model turned video vixen turned actress was huddled in
a corner with this A+ list mostly movie actor while his actress wife was
in the bathroom. This was something that was definitely going to be continued
and apparently during the bathroom visit the actor got the number of the
model and they texted each other all night while at the same party.
Emily
Ratajkowski (Robin Thicke video)/Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#11**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This married model turned B list mostly television actress
on an almost network show got her job by having sex with this studio head.
Apparently she thinks her part is being written off because she was all over
the studio head at a party last night. It was embarrassing. He was loving
it. At one point my spy swears that he actually forced her head into his
lap but she said something and he backed off.
Harvey
Weinstein (the actress says she was assaulted that night and isn't ready
to tell her story, so I told her she could remain anonymous) POSSIBLY:
Jamie
King ("Hart of Dixie")
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#12**
SOME WITH GOLDEN GLOBES:
#1 This former C list mostly television actor from a long running
series no one admits to watching turned reality star and minor celebrity
was suffering from heroin withdrawals and would have done anything to get
out of the situation he was in. Apparently he was so bad that as soon as
he got out of the situation someone from the network bought him something
to hold him over until he could get where he was going.
Jeremy
Jackson "Baywatch" (ejected from "Big Brother U.K.")
#2 This A list action star was not supposed to be at a pre-Golden Globes event but showed up anyway to the surprise of his A list mostly movie actress recent co-star. She likes to know when one of her lovers is going to be around her boyfriend. She was sweating while photographers took photos. I thought she was a better actress. Henry Cavill/Amy Adams "Man of Steel"
#3- This foreign born mostly television actress had a nice little couple
year run on a television show and has almost A list name recognition. She
definitely has a certain type. Married one of them. Anyway there she was
in an argument at a Golden Globes after party with this foreign born B list
celebrity who everyone knows has sex for money. Why were they arguing? Apparently
the actress often acts as a middleman of sorts because of her connections
to a corner of the entertainment world. The actress it appears did not turn
over the fee that our celebrity earned earlier this weekend and was ticked
off.
Actress:
Celebrity: Rita Ora
113. MR.
X 01/12 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: What A-list diva pulled aside that B-list mostly movie actress
during a commercial break telling her that she should talk to her friend
who recently departed that slimy organization the B-lister also left not
too long ago?
Jennifer
Lopez/Katie Holmes/Leah Remini (organization: Scientology)
114. MR.
X 01/12 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Remember that A-list franchise actor who is waiting to trot
out his boyfriend/possible husband at the Oscars? Well, there was a sighting
of the couple at the Globes. The actor was spotted getting into a limo to
go to an after party and his boyfriend was there waiting for him in the limo,
where they briefly kissed before the limo sped off to avoid the encroaching
paparazzi. Jeremy Renner/Kristoffer Winters
115. MR.
X 01/12 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Easy Easy: Which red carpet host barely ate anything during
her hosting duties, but when someone offered her a bag of cookies, she wolfed
it down and immediately ran to the nearest bathroom to purge it up. She needs
serious help. Giuliana Rancic
116. MR.
X 01/12 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: What actor on a hit premium cable show thats on its
way to cult status was more sweaty than usual last night? Maybe its
because he snorted some coke before he came to the Globes. Kit Harington
"Game of Thrones" (although there were wide spread complaints that the studio
was very warm)
117.
BLIND
ITEM 01/12 **#1**
Although our big star did not take home a Golden Globe herself last night,
someone else from her project did, which made her happy. When that happened,
did she turn to her handsome significant other to share that moment of happiness?
No! Although he was sitting right next to her, she quickly looked toward
and smiled at someone who was sitting on the upper level
her girlfriend!
Someone who sat at the next table was talking about this at an after-party
and remarked that our star is "The biggest hypocrite in the industry
always lecturing everybody about how important it is to be authentic
when everyone in the room knows shes a lesbian!" Yes, everyone in the
room knows that, but the folks at home dont!
Oprah
Winfrey/ Steadman Graham/Gayle King ("Selma")
118.
BLIND
ITEM 01/12 **#2**
This talented actress male significant other was with her at the Golden
Globes, but not with her at the pre-parties. One person asked where he was,
and she said, "Oh, hes home sick in bed." According to a colleague
of hers, the truth is that he is just sick of her. He did agree to go with
her to the show but that was it. Supposedly they broke up weeks ago, and
he doesnt want to spend any more time with her than he absolutely has
to. She is still hopeful that they will work things out.
Actress: Robin Wright
[Optional] Significant Other: Ben Foster
119.
BLIND
ITEM 01/12 **#3**
This music star was at last nights Golden Globe Awards. Heres
a weird story we heard about him yesterday from an industry insider. During
his last tour, he performed at a large venue. His rider was even more demanding
than most artists. He insisted that everything backstage had to be painted
or draped in a certain color, and that all personnel had to wear that same
color. When one of the staff wore a shirt of the wrong shade, that person
was ordered to go change his shirt or be dismissed. The rider also specified
that none of the venues staff were allowed to leave until the artist
himself left the premises. However, instead of leaving after his performance,
the artist demanded a taped copy of the entire evenings performances.
He then holed up in his dressing room watching the tape for several hours.
Over one hundred hungry and tired staff members were held captive at the
venue until after 2:00 a.m. while this artist sat in his dressing room, by
himself, watching himself for hours! Prince (purple)
120.
BLIND
ITEM 01/12 **#4**
This actress is under 30. Her biggest project ever will be released this
year. So you would think that she would be bursting with enthusiasm at being
included in the first major awards show of the season. Not even close! Drippy
Girl just sort of dragged herself, bored and annoyed, through the red carpet
thing and the presenter thing and the pre-party thing and the after-party
thing at The Golden Globes. She even turned down interviews and photo ops
(which certainly doesnt endear her to the very people who can choose
to highlight her projects or not). Whats her problem? A publicist (not
hers) summed it up for us: "She just doesnt have any personality when
shes sober." Dakota Johnson "Fifty Shades of Grey"
121.
BLIND
ITEM 01/12 **#5**
At a Golden Globes party, this young star whose photos make a lot
of magazine covers seemed to be doing better than usual. She was eating
heartily and she wasnt drinking. Hey, thats progress! She was
trying very hard to be serious and mature and make a good impression on all
those big Hollywood players. However, just when we thought she had cleaned
up her act
it turned into a bumpy night. She just couldnt seem
to resist those little bumps of white powder. So close to well-behaved! BONUS
CLUE: No, its not Selena Gomez!
Cara
Delevingne;
Miley
Cyrus (pre-Oscar party);
Lea
Michele
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
This B list actress who switches between television and movies and has three
names is not on the nice list of at least one parent. He was given an award
for his acting and told organizers that he would walk if the intro mentioned
his daughter.
Ira
David Wood (Evan Rachel Wood) UNCSA ALUMNUS TO RECEIVE STATES HIGHEST
CIVILIAN HONOR
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
This former B list everything who seemed to be in every tabloid five years
ago was a singer/reality star and dates some very famous people. He is also
known for the size of his peen. That appears to be his go to move as he was
at a party over the weekend and kept taking it out for the world to see.
Yes, it was a beach party, but it got old and tired very quickly.
Cisco
Adler
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
Apparently the much younger co-star he was having an affair with, led to
the demise of the marriage of this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
Gary
Oldman/PROBABLY Abbie Cornish ("RoboCop")
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
It took this A- list mostly television actor on a very hit cable show longer
to get a room for the night then it did to find a woman willing to go to
his room after meeting her in the lobby bar. The actor left his long time
significant other at home.
Jon
Hamm (Jennifer Westfeldt)/"Mad Men"
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
Lots of tension at the table when this foreign born A list mostly movie actress
got into an argument with her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend when he
ordered some shots. He had already had two bottles of wine to himself. For
once in his life the actor backed down when the actress threatened to leave.
Charlize
Theron/Sean Penn
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES AFTER PARTY: This former A++ list celebrity who still enjoys
A++ list name recognition despite mainly being long removed from the spotlight
was spotted making out with a man who has a great deal of money and is foreign
born and also is her financial backer. He is also married. Nothing new for
her.
Monica
Lewinsky
(HBO
party)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and set a record
doing so and has not done much since, was at a party over the weekend and
being his usual obnoxious self. He kept striking out with women and the word
bitch was said more than once when they turned down his advances.
Adrien
Brody "The Pianist" (Academy Award for Best Actor, making him, at 29, the
youngest actor ever to win the award)
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
This foreign born A list model who is also an actress now was at a party
this past weekend and saw this B+ list action movie star and said that she
has never been with a man but would make an exception for him. He found out
and kept talking to her about threesomes. He did the same thing with this
A list television actress ex.
Model:
Cara Delevingne
Actor: Henry Cavill
Ex: Kaley Cuoco
BAFTA
tea party
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#9**
Let me see if I got this right. The foreign born A list mostly movie actress
used to sell herself when she was first starting out and still hangs out
with this never higher than B- list mostly movie actress who until her first
marriage sold herself. What do they have in common? The B- lister used to
charge the A list boyfriend of the A lister and the A lister has sex with
him for free.
A
list foreign actress: Charlize Theron
B-
list actress: Denise Richards (Charlie Sheen)
A
lists boyfriend: Sean Penn
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#10**
#1- This A list country singer is not only back on the booze but he is even
drinking publicly which he has not done in a decade. His A list actress wife
is ticked. She will be more ticked if she finds out about that hopeful he
met who now has a lot more hope after a Tuesday night together. Keith
Urban ("American Idol")
#2 After another man of color got rejected by this openly gay talk show host he said, "the only color that guy likes is bronzer. Oh, and green." Yeah, our talk show host is not one for anything but lily white. Andy Cohen "Watch What Happens Live"
#3- This B- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show ditched his B+ list actress girlfriend who is a celebrity offspring. Apparently our actor wanted a taste of the wild side. A New Orleans strip bar featuring transgenders and taking one home is definitely a taste of the wild side. Evan Peters (Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts and niece of Julia Roberts) "American Horror Story: Freak Show" (filmed in New Orleans)
132.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/13
This entertainer has been around forever, but its always hard to guess
her age because she works so hard to keep herself contemporary. She also
likes having a younger man around to make her look cool. However, dont
be fooled by the newest youngster on her arm. Hes just there to promote
an upcoming project of hers. Expect to see her in full tease mode over the
next few weeks, though, with coy denials that they are dating
and photos
that hint at the opposite. Hell disappear after the promotional work
is done. And yes, she is old enough to be his mother. Does that make her
seem more young and sexy and desirable
or is it kind of gross?
Entertainer:
Jennifer Lopez
Youngster/ Project: Ryan Guzman "The Boy Next Door"
133. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/13 **#1**
Two A-list ladies were spotted at the Golden Globes leaving the mens
bathroom together. They were giggling and looked out of it, as they headed
back to their seats. One source tells NAUGHTY GOSSIP that the line was so
long for the ladies room that they realized there was no way theyd
get back to their seats before the end of the commercial break if they waited
on the womens line, so went into the mens room. But surprisingly,
they didnt just want to pee! WOW!
Reese
Witherspoon/Kate Hudson
134. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/13 **#2**
Which A list star is having sex with soooo many different super models that
he is telling friends hes worried that his penis is going to fall off!
He is constantly surrounded by beautiful woman and literally has them throwing
themselves at him. It is impossible for him to say no. Good to
be the KING! Leonardo DiCaprio
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actress and yet another bff may be done forever.
Apparently the bff told the actress she was smoking too much pot and then
even took a shot at people who smoke pot. Our A list actress who is an Academy
Award winner is a frequent pot smoker, but apparently never gets the
munchies.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Tracy Anderson
(yoga
instructor to the stars)
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#2**
This former A list tweener turned B list mostly movie actor was the message
giver from his drug and escort supplier to a foreign born former B list reality
host turned celebrity who has very high name recognition thanks to a
relationship. The celebrity got into a sticky situation with the drug/escort
supplier when she was in Europe recently and has been trying to evade him.
A list actor:
Zac
Efron
Drug supplier: Leon Starino Anderson
Foreign born reality host/celebrity: Camila Alves (hosted the Bravo network's
third season of its reality television show "Shear Genius")
(while
in Madrid)
Relationship: Matthew McConaughey
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#3**
This former A list model is making her very first appearance in a blind.
She is married to a sometime actor who is more known for something else in
the movie business. She thought she was having a discreet affair but it is
not as discreet as she would like because the guy cant stop talking
about her. Molly Sims/Scott Stuber; Jill Goodacre/Harry Connick Jr.; Christy
Turlington/Ed Burns; Patti Hansen/Keith Richards
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#4**
This foreign born B list musician who is married to a foreign born A list
model bought coke for the models daughter because he didnt want
her getting it from a source he didnt trust. The daughter is way under
18. Jamie Hince "The Kills"/Kate Moss/Lila Grace Moss Hack (born
2002)
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#5**
This married foreign born B list singer is barely B list. Only her name keeps
her there. Her career has seen better days. Apparently the ex-boyfriend she
was seeing has been dumped in favor of that rich guy who dates everyone.
Yes, our singer is still married but he has not left her. She is going to
leave him though if she can get the rich guy to commit.
Singer:
Lily
Allen (husband: Sam Cooper)
Rich guy: Andre Balazc (dated Uma Thurman, Naomi Campbell, Renee Zellweger,
Chelsea Handler
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#6**
This B list musician who is an A list celebrity thanks to a tabloid friendly
past relationship is on tour with his band and he loves it because he is
tired of the baby mama but doesnt want to dump her until it looks better
for him.
Pete
Wentz ("Fall Out Boy")/Meagan Camper
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actress is out of work again. Two shows she
managed to land and both gone before she could make a ton on them. The most
recent was on cable. Anyway, she says that she was dumped by her foreign
actor boyfriend and that he did so while having sex with another woman or
at least in bed with her. She was definitely with him because the phone was
on speaker.
Annalynne
McCord ("90201" and "Dallas")/Dominic Purcell
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#8**
It was incredibly awkward to watch this B- list actress on a hit streaming
show trying to hit on guys at a Golden Globes after party. It is not that
she cant flirt with guys or even go out with them, but her people told
her to find a boyfriend or a guy to get her photo taken with and she was
so not good at pretending. Im surprised she is decent at acting because
no one was buying her performance Sunday night. Taryn Manning "Orange
Is the New Black"
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#9**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is waiting patiently for her star making
movie to come out next month declined three fashion interviews during the
Golden Globes. She just walked away. She didnt interact with anyone
during the show and skipped the after parties. Apparently her sobriety battle
is a losing one again.
Dakota
Johnson "Fifty Shades of Grey"
144. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/14 **#1**
Which Real Housewife might soon be joining Teresa in jail if she doesnt
get her house in order? Like Teresa, she has been borrowing huge amounts
of money to look rich on the show, where in reality she is broke. If she
doesnt find a way to pay back everything soon, she will be in big,
big trouble! Kim Zolciak Biermann "Real Housewives of Atlanta";
Jacqueline Laurita "Real Housewives of New Jersey"; Melissa Gorga "Real
Housewives of New Jersey"; Phaedra Parks "Real Housewives of New
Jersey"
145. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/14 **#2**
Which young celebrity is so worried that someone will get a picture of his
privates that he has his security empty public bathrooms before he enters.
He recently flashed a lot of his talent and is worried that the public will
find out that he is not as big as he wants you to think he is! WINK!
Justin
Bieber
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#1**
This sibling of a former A+ list reality star is struggling with her business
even after multiple cash infusions from her ex. She still hopes he is not
her ex but this week she went home with a man twice her age who is known
for giving money to enterprises of women in return for sex. Nicky Hilton
(Paris)/James Rothschild
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now a B and an Academy Award
winner/nominee was in a hotel and went to the restaurant after swimming in
the pool. He showed up just wearing a Speedo and demanded to be seated. When
management told him to put on a shirt, he put on a tight half shirt tank
top type thing. He did not make much effort during the meal to keeping his
junk inside the Speedo.
Mickey
Rourke
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor was out of the closet then back
in. He has appeared in several of the biggest movies in box office history
including one from last year. A few years ago he made a very short cell phone
sex tape with a man that is making its way around several gay themed websites.
Luke
Evans
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress has been making the most of
the time away from her husband. Not much for marriage vows anyway, our actress
has been hooking up with an old flame who is an A list celebrity who probably
wishes he was an A list rapper. Hey, he is a mogul though.
Sienna
Miller (promoting "American Sniper" and rehearsal for upcoming Broadway
appearance in "Cabaret"/P. Diddy
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress is married. She also seems to get acting
jobs even though she does not have much talent. She has a protector in that
A list closeted gay actor and she keeps his secrets and he gets her work.
Anyway, one person she will not be getting work from is this A+ list creator
showrunner. Our actress dismissed the showrunner as some assistant or unknown
actress and treated her like that until she found out who the showrunner
was and then started kissing her butt like she was a drink in the desert.
Rebecca Romijn/Hugh Jackman/Shonda Rhimes
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#6**
This married former B list mostly television actress who used to be on that
very hit almost network show that has been off the air for a couple of seasons
now has been dating other guys and her actor husband never stopped dating
other people, wants to get divorced but doesnt want the short marriage
headlines. Leighton Meester ("Gossip Girl")/Adam Brody
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#7**
At a recent reunion of this long running network hit, one of the leads in
the NBC show who has done movies and television and was married to a television
actress at the peak of her career got into a fight with another star on the
show. The two hated each other the entire run of the show because of some
racist comments made by the lead to the other actor.
TV
show: "West Wing"
Lead: Bradley Whitford
Ex-wife: Jane Kaczmarek
Other star: Dulé Hill
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#8**
This B list mostly television actress from a hit streaming show has branched
out into movies and she did so in a big way. Not so much with the bomb that
is just now being released, but with her two male co-stars. One of them is
a B lister who has had his troubles recently with some drugs and legal issues.
She hooked up with the actor and his girlfriend but the girlfriend has no
idea that the pair were also hooking up on the side. She also hooked up with
her other male lead. No wonder the movie sucks. Everyone was all worn out
from the sex.
Actress: Kate Mara
Streaming show: "House of Cards"
B list actor/girlfriend: Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth
Other male lead: Jai Courtney
Movie: "Man Down"
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#9**
At an after party at a film festival in the southeast, things got crazy.
It was also random. You had this current B list mostly movie actor who is
headed to A list as long as he can stay sober. He had a really good 2014
and 2015 is promising to even be better for this actor with the Vegas like
name. He was drinking all day long and by the time night rolled around our
actor was incoherent and kept rambling and pacing the suite where the party
was being held. Joining him that night was this always hard partying B list
mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who has never met a party
he couldnt get drunk and find a groupie to have sex with for the night.
Also there was this current B list mostly television actress from a very
hit almost network show. At the party our B list cable actor would not stop
hitting on the actress and she was having none of it. She did agree to keep
going in the bathroom with the actor and their noses got a very big workout.
As the actor made one last pass he went too far and the actress left the
party so the actor found a groupie and brought her to the bedroom of the
suite but he was completely unable to perform and the groupie told everyone
at the party about it while the actor was passed out on the bed.
B
list movie actor: Miles Teller ("Divergent" films; "Fantastic Four" films;
"Whiplash" (nomated for a 2015 Oscar)
B list television actor/show: Norman Reedus "The Walking Dead"
B list television actress/show: Nina Dobrev "The Vampire
Diaries"
Film
Festival: 2013 Savannah Film Festival
155. MR.
X 01/15 **#1**
What former A-list songstress is bringing that guy whom she was (fake) feuding
with as her date to the Grammys? Her fans are gonna be in meltdown mode.
Lady Gaga/Perez Hilton
156. MR.
X 01/15 **#2**
Which A/B-list talk show host literally scored front row seats at the Grammys
(where shell also be presenting an award), where shell be sitting
next to that hip-hop power couple? Guess her recent comments about them are
water under the bridge.
Wendy
Williams/Beyoncé/Jay-Z
157. MR.
X 01/15 **#3**
What feuding pop singers are playing a game of musical chairs with their
seating arrangements at the Grammys? When their PR people initially found
out that they were to be seated close to each other, the singers were livid.
Taylor
Swift/Katy Perry
158.
NAUGHTY GOSSIP
01/15
What celebrity just faked a pregnancy story to sell it to a weekly magazine
and she was never pregnant? She just wanted the money and fooled them. Now
the check has been cashed she plans to say that she lost the baby
watch, her make money again selling that fake story too!
LeAnn
Rimes
159.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/15
We dont want this little story to rock your faith in marriage. But
it just might. In comparison to many rock stars whose lives have descended
down the slippery slope of drugs and alcohol and unabated decadence over
time, this singer has a relatively good name. He is one of the worlds
best-selling musical artists AND he is a family man in a long-term marriage.
Nice, right? Hold on, though. Everything is not what it seems! He has an
arrangement with his wife. While he is on tour, they have an open relationship.
However, he is only allowed to sleep with a very specific type of partner
who has been screened and hired through an agency. The type of partner he
sleeps with? Transsexuals! Jon Bon Jovi
Clues:
Faith in Marriage
"Keep the Faith"
Relatively Good Name
"You Give Love a Bad Name"
Slippery Slope
Album "Slippery When Wet"
Hold on, though..."Weve gotta hold on to what weve got" from
"Livin on a Prayer"
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#1**
Apparently this former A+ list supermodel is finally willing to show public
forgiveness of her cheating husband and his out of wedlock baby because she
was all over him at an event this week. I cant remember the last time
that happened.
Claudia
Schiffer/Matthew Vaughn (father of January Jones baby)
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress who has most recently starred in a
hit cable show was at a talk show this week and our actress, who is supposedly
involved in a relationship with a celebrity for at least until this weekend,
was telling one of the hosts that was hitting on her that she would love
to go out with him and wasnt seeing anyone.
Olivia
Munn (Aaron Rodgers)/Michael Strahan
("Late
Night With Seth Meyers")
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#3**
This married B list mostly television actress from a hit network show in
its last days apparently wore a cheerleader costume from her show when she
hooked up with this executive while she was trying to secure a spot on a
show looking to revamp its lineup. I think her husband might be kicked out
very soon.
Naya
Rivera (and then she got pregnant) ("The View")
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who was recently in a very hit pay cable
show says that he goes out of his way to not be photographed near or with
women because his actress girlfriend is jealous to the point where she has
an assistant looking through pap photos of the actor to make sure he is not
cheating on the actress. To be fair, she has been cheated on a lot in the
past.
Justin
Theroux/Jennifer Aniston
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#5**
This foreign born mostly movie actor is A-. He is married with kid(s) but
he has not seen his wife and kids for quite some time. The couple is on a
break because of his cheating. This is the guy who once had sex with his
brothers girlfriend.
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actor who has been living off his 80s
fame and money from his hot shows was doing a commercial for a company and
was asked to smile. He has had so much work done to his face that all he
could manage was a grimace, so they changed some of the copy in the ad.
David
Hasselhoff
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show used
some very nasty words to talk about this former B list talk show host turned
reality star and our actress said she was going to text the reality stars
boyfriend to tell him about the reality star cheating on him with the guy
she says is just a friend.
B+ list actress: Nina Dobrev (dated Derek)
Show: "The Vampire Diaries"
B list host/reality star/actress: Maria Menounos (partnered with Derek on
"Dancing With the Stars")
Guy she cheated with: Derek Hough
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#8**
This foreign born B list celebrity has A list name recognition. She has been
a spokesperson. She has been a speaker. She is most well known for who she
married and some tabloid photos. Even though she has split from her claim
to fame, she is always his biggest fan because he knows secrets about her
and the things she did to earn money after their split.
Fergie/Prince
Andrew (sex scandal)
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#9**
KINDNESS: This B list Academy Award winning actress has been the subject
of lots of negative blinds, but I just found out about something that she
has done that is very positive. Apparently she wanted to volunteer more and
last year she made it her resolution to volunteer at a school at least once
a week. A year later and she averaged three times a week of helping out at
the school by reading or cleaning or filling in as a librarian when they
needed help. All told, she volunteered for almost 1000 hours in 2014 and
this year her goal is to find three more people to each do the same thing.
Marisa
Tomei (as a result of filming movie
"Spare
Parts")
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#10**
This multiple Academy Award nominated actress is doing a turn on television
and has never been more popular. With all of the attention though has come
a need to appear younger and much thinner than she ever was on film. Our
actress already had liposuction during a two week break from filming and
has been popping Adderall like crazy. She has dropped 25 pounds off her already
small frame since the season began. Viola Davis (nominated for "Doubt"
and "The Help") "How to Get Away with Murder"
170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#11**
PART
1
Back in the day when I was just getting started and helping out at film festivals
and making connections and going to law school I ran into Johnny Grant. I
had no idea who he was when I looked at him, but knew the name when I heard
it. For those of you who dont know who Johnny was, he was the honorary
Mayor Of Hollywood until his death in 2008. He started out in radio though
and when he heard I had worked with some bands and radio stations we tossed
some names around and found a few we both knew or worked with. We made plans
to meet for lunch one day when we were both back in LA. I didnt know
if he was serious, but he was the one who did the calling and we met a couple
of days later for our first of many lunches. Generally we only had lunch.
There were only a handful of times we even saw each other at night and that
is when we would cross paths or one of us would spot the other in the Roosevelt
Hotel bar. One day at lunch he asked what I was doing the next night because
he had something in mind that he thought I would enjoy. We met at The Roosevelt.
It was easier for him because that is where he lived. He met everyone there.
We sat down in the lobby and had a drink while we waited for the guest to
arrive. A short time later I heard a loud voice yell out, "Why the fuck are
you here in the lobby drinking like you own the place? I told you to meet
me out front" Johnny was laughing, but I didnt until I turned around
and saw this permanent A list singer/actor. Permanent A list in both (Lets
call him OE). I had never seen him anywhere other than from an audience,
but here he was in the flesh and it was a reddened/tan jowly kind of flesh.
It was hard to describe but it was as if the perception of the man and reality
were exactly the same. You could tell he was gruff and impatient just from
looking at him and didnt even need the way he greeted Johnny when he
walked in to know it. When Johnny introduced me the handshake was firm but
then he said, "Johnny told me you like old Hollywood kind of things. Tonight
you are going to feel like Scrooge because you are going to see the fucking
past and present of Hollywood." I asked him about the future and he told
me, "Im not going to be alive much fucking longer so Im only
worried about me right now and waking up every day." He then turned to Johnny
and said, "Grab a few of those bottles from behind the bar and lets get out
of here." Johnny turned and asked the bar tender for a couple of bottles.
You werent supposed to take them out of the bar, but no one was going
to tell Johnny no, and they sure werent going to turn down the guy
who told Johnny to get them. Before Johnny could even get the bottles OE
was walking through the side door by the bar and was seated in a limo before
we could make it down the stairs. When Johnny opened the door, there was
someone waiting with OE and I knew this was going to be one hell of a
night.
PART
2
When the door to the limo opened, I could only see a pair of legs. It was
not until I bent over to climb in that I saw the legs belonged to another
permanent A lister who did just as much in as many different forms of media
as OG. Lets call this guy, RP. When I think back to that night which was
awhile ago, I always remember the smell of cigarette smoke. It was like a
cloud that made everything hazy and surreal. Looking back now I also remember
there was no music playing which now I find really strange. I didnt
think much of it back then because I was so caught up in the moment. Usually
when I hung out with Johnny it was during the day and he would tell me a
story or two about the old days in radio or Hollywood or he would tell me
which stars showed up wasted to their Walk Of Fame presentations. One of
his favorite Walk Of Fame stories was about this former A+ list mostly movie
actor who had a wife and offspring who were also A list or close. The actor
was drunk and running late and had a girlfriend with him even though his
wife was waiting patiently for the ceremony to start. The actor introduced
his girlfriend to his wife as the wife of an executive. That was all good
until about three weeks later our actor and his wife were at a party and
the executive the actor had name dropped was at the party with his real wife.
The wife of our A+ lister then accused the executive of cheating and what
about the woman she had met two weeks earlier. Anyway, back to the limo.
By the time I sat down I had been handed a drink. There was not any choice
about what I was having or how it was going to be served. It was whiskey
with one ice cube. One. Never two. Never none. Always one. So, I dont
forget later, there was a place we went to that night. I didnt know
about the one ice cube thing at the time. I know I got a drink with one ice
cube in it, but it wasnt until later that I saw what a tyrant OE could
be. A waiter brought him a whiskey, but it was on the rocks and OE went after
the waiter like he was an idiot and made it very clear that only one ice
cube should be used. When OE went to the bathroom later at that place, RP
apologized for OE to everyone at the table and to the waiter and said he
actually preferred his drinks to be on the rocks, but it was just better
to have one ice cube than to have to listen to crap all night from OE about
it. So, back to the limo and RP hands me a drink and Im trying to sit
and get used to the smoky haze and handle a drink at the same time. We only
traveled for about five or ten minutes at the most and I remember not even
touching my drink. I was taking it all in. Johnny was reminiscing with OE
and RP about the first time they worked together and name dropped just about
everyone in Old Hollywood. This was ten minutes of just back and forth. There
was never a pause. They never stopped talking or even take a breath. When
we pulled up to where we were eating, I looked out and I remember smiling.
I thought I was doing it internally, because, it just all fit. OE saw me
though and said, something about me smiling and dont waste the whiskey,
so I drank it all in one shot while he looked at me. When I finished he just
nodded, and said, "Come on." I have spent a lot of time with a lot of famous
people. I have never seen someone walk through a crowd or work a line of
people at a valet stand like OE. The guy was part politician, part wizard.
I dont remember any paps, but that was not unusual. It was a different
time. They would be there on the way out though. I had been to this restaurant
many times and I still frequent it once a month or so. I hate the offshoot
that former employee started. Hate it and think it is pretentious and more
akin to a hotel lobby with its ambiance. People stand at the bar and stare
at celebrities walking in like they are bird watchers trying for a big year.
The place I go to and was at so many years ago is so different. There is
no pretension. Everyone is on top of each other. Everyone feels like a family.
We got a booth. A round booth. It was in a corner. Johnny held me back because
OE goes first. He slid around the booth until he was in the middle. He lit
a cigarette and put his arms on the back of the booth and just took it all
in. Then we were allowed to sit. Waiters rushed up and were respectful but
OE was a regular and the guys working his table were all known to him. He
joked with them and teased them and you could see a little of the bullying.
Drink orders were taken. I could have ordered anything but I just said I
will have what OE is having. It could not have been more than a minute after
the waiters left that the first of many people stopped by the table. It was
also one of the most beautiful women on the planet at the time.
PART
3
The actress that walked up to the table was at her peak. She was getting
nominated and winning the big awards and was on a nice long streak of great
roles and she was stunning. At the time she could play comedies, romantic
comedies and of course would long be remembered as the smoking hot actress
in one of the biggest movies of all time. That role seemed long ago when
I saw her, but she was a presence in that room. One hundred or so diners
in that room and I dont think anyone was talking to each other, or
if they were, they were doing so while looking over at her. This was a movie
star. She might not be a movie star now, but she is still B+ list and I saw
her a few months ago from across the room and she still could command a room
when she wanted. At some point that night a few months ago, we crossed paths
and as we always do when we meet said what OE first said to her when he saw
her that night (Lets call her NQ). I expected OE to have a huge grin on his
face. I mean this actress was coming to him. Instead, he looked like he was
ticked off. The first words out of his mouth were. "Where the fuck have you
been?" No hello, or good to see you. No pleasantries whatsoever. It was just
straight to what he was thinking with no filter. There was no offer for her
to sit or any other courtesy shown. Watching NQ and OE stare at each other,
it looked as if neither was going to blink. NQ said that she only found out
the night before that OE had been looking for her. OE then said he left word
with a guy we will call PI and that PI had been trying all over the place
to find NQ. PI was and is an actor. He is actually still on a hit network
show but in a minor recurring role. He had his run a couple of decades ago
and was about five years removed from the end of a long running hit show.
The thing is our actor also had another side business and apparently as a
result of that side business and connections he had, met OE. They had a long
shared history together and that history apparently included NQ. Our actress
was not always an actress and sometimes had to make ends meet. Now, even
though she was arguably the biggest actress in the world at that time, OE
wanted her to earn some money to help out a friend of his. Lets take a break
for a second. All of this banter between NQ and OE was filled with half sentences
and things that did not make a lot of sense to someone who was put right
in the middle of this. Later Johnny filled in some of the blanks. Some. There
were a ton of blanks he didnt ever fill, and he kept a lot of secrets.
He told me several hundred, but he kept several thousand to himself. One
of the blanks that he answered was that NQ actually married a guy just to
have an excuse to avoid OEs requests. Even though OE was an a-hole
who would cheat on his own wife in a second, he would never force NQ to cheat
on her husband. Now that NQ had split with her husband though, the past year
or so had been one excuse after the other. She tried to work as much as possible
just to avoid even having to see OE. Bringing in PI though notched everything
up a level. She knew it was serious which is why she showed up. That last
little bit I got directly from NQ. I had not seen her since that night until
we ran into each other in of all places at a grocery store. Ice cream aisle.
I closed one of the glass doors and there she was. She remembered that night
and I reminded her of what OE had said to her when he saw her and since then,
we use that line. Being the inquisitive person I am, I started asking her
some questions, and she also filled in some blanks. Obviously she didnt
know me, so her answers were somewhat guarded, but she was still talking
to me while my hand nearly froze from holding that ice cream so long. Over
time we talked more and because of that grocery store meet she actually got
me a client or two. Now, back to the restaurant. NQ agreed to meet whoever
OE wanted her to meet, but only for a drink. I found out later they did meet
for a drink, but she refused to do anything more with him and OE decided
it was fine and found someone else for the guy. NQ said her goodbyes and
turned around and headed straight for the door. All dressed up and alone
and every guy watched her walk out of the place. I had a lot of questions
for OE, but Johnny told me to not ask any for a few hours and to be very
careful if I chose to do so. I ended up not asking him very much at all that
night except things that I knew he would answer because they were all about
his successes. Later that year though I saw him and had drinks with him the
same weekend I wrote about a long time ago with some members of the original
90210 cast. He was much more forthcoming then. He seemed different too, maybe
because he didnt have to do anything but talk to me, and not be the
center of attention at a restaurant in Hollywood. That conversation is for
another day though. Shortly after NQ left, plates of food started appearing.
No one had ordered anything, but no one was supposed to. Everyone ate what
OE ate and he always ate the same thing so the food just started coming out.
There were lots of plates and lots of waiters so I stood up to give them
more room and while I was up thought I would take a quick lap around the
place. Take it all in. I could not have been gone for more than two minutes
but when I got back there was another guy sitting in my seat and talking
to OE. There was no room for me, so I just stood there looking like a fool.
I think OE kind of liked that.
PART
4
The guy who was sitting in my seat got up after just a few minutes. I learned
that I shouldnt take it personally and even OE lost his spot a few
times during the night when he would get up and wander. He would not actually
lower himself to the point where he would make a point to go visit someone
at another table, but if he were walking to or from the restroom and someone
called him over that he liked or found interesting or could help him he would
go slightly out of his way to shake their hand or say a few words. No lingering
though. This was OEs version of make everyone come to your office.
I noticed that RP didnt have that issue. He was happy to go with other
people and seemed to get a big thrill of being the big shot at a table which
he definitely was when seated with almost anyone other than OE. It was when
he was seated with others that he smoked. Most of the time when he lit up
near OE, he would get a look. OE smoked, but for some reason RP was shamed
for doing so. The most fun OE seemed to have all night other than when some
teenage girls asked him for his autograph and werent doing it for their
parents was when this at the time B+ list mostly television actor and hiatus
movie actor came by to say hello. OE actually got up and came out and gave
the actor a hug. The actor, who we will call LM, was all smiles and laughs
but then OE had to go and ruin it by asking LM to do a little comedy bit
and LM said it wasnt really the time and place and the two went back
and forth and it became really awkward until Johnny intervened and told OE
that one of the waitresses wanted to show OE something. Apparently there
was no waitress who wanted to show OE anything, but I didnt know that
until later. It was code for OE and one of his many escorts or side pieces
to head up to a room that was next door to the restaurant. A little attic
space that is now a club was the place OE would take women for 30 minutes
when he was in town. At the time there was a side door and he never had to
go out front or in the back and no one ever knew what he was doing. Apparently
it was supposed to happen later in the night, but Johnny decided it would
be best to mention it right then so OE could save some face and there would
be less of a chance for things to be said that could not be taken back. As
it was, I dont think OE and LM ever really got along after that incident.
OE carried a lot of money, but I never saw him pay for anything. He would
tip people all the time, but never actually pay for anything. Im not
sure how he handled the whole escort thing. From what Johnny told me, there
were others who would pay for him, and the women he slept with who were not
escorts were all hoping for a favor or were paying off a debt. I think I
went into the limo that night hoping for lots of stories and learning more
about what happened in Old Hollywood. I got stories, but they seemed to be
the same stories the same group of people had been telling for years and
although they were excited about the stories, it involved people that were
only specific to them and not all that exciting. What that night did give
me was something that a lot of people never get the chance to do. I got to
spend a night with some legends and see them in a mostly unguarded way and
that is something I will never forget. When I did see OE a few months later,
he continued to be unguarded. Because I had been introduced by a friend he
assumed I wouldnt go talking to the press or write a book about the
guy. He was right. I kept my mouth quiet. I would tell bits and pieces to
friends, but it was not like any of it was revolutionary or demanding to
be told. A few months later when we spoke, some of that began to
change.
OE:
Frank Sinatra
RP: Merv Griffin
A+ drunk Walk of Fame Actor side story: William Holden
Wife of drunk actor: Brenda Marshall
Girlfriend of Drunk actor: Stefanie Powers
Restaurant: Dan Tanas
(offshoot: Craigs owned by Dan Tanas former long-time
maitre d)
NQ: Michelle Pfeiffer ("Scarface") (married to Peter Horton)
LM: Dean Martin
PI: POSSIBLY: Robert Wagner ("NCIS") ("Hart To Hart")
171.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/16
This female celebrity was thrilled to announce her engagement last year.
However, the wedding is now off. She gave back the ring to her ex
but
she is still seen wearing the ring. Wait. How is that possible? Well, she
got a question or two about why she wasnt wearing the ring, decided
that she wasnt quite ready to answer that question
and had a
copy made! The stone in the fake ring is a cubic zirconia. Shes been
wearing it on and off for the past few weeks in the hopes that people will
get so used to seeing her NOT wearing the ring that they will stop asking
her questions. Yes, shes tapering you off until she is ready to announce
the break up.
Celebrity: Nicky Hilton
[Optional] Her Ex-Fiance: James Rothschild
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#1**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee was not thrilled that her husband stole her spotlight the
other night. They had a heated argument the entire night after it happened
and he kept begging for forgiveness.
Emily
Blunt/John Krasinski "Critics Choice Awards"
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#2**
So, this no name kind of celebrity beats his A list celebrity/reality star
wife and SHE is the one who buys a $100K present to keep him happy and say
she is sorry. That is all kinds of messed up.
Mel
B/Stephen Belafonte
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actress who once starred in a big franchise
has had big problems getting much work the past few years. She has been reduced
to indies. She refuses to read for any indie parts. They have to give her
the job without a reading. The last time she was forced to read she showed
up drunk and the producers have been whispering. Kirsten Dunst
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#4**
This A list model/mom/reality star has been dropping weight like crazy to
the point of being skeletal. Too much partying and there sure was a lot of
coke use while she was on a recent vacation. She is trying to keep up with
her boyfriend. Heidi Klum/Vito Schnabel
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor from an acting family is still
A list when his show is running. Most tweeners know a different part of his
acting family. Anyway, our actor had a game he was playing the other night.
When someone would buy him a drink he would pay for the dinner of the person
and everyone at their table. Lots of people must have wanted to watch this
guy drink because almost the whole restaurant got a free meal.
Kiefer
Sutherland
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#6**
This former B list mostly movie actor who now has other projects and even
does some producing of a popular daytime show hired multiple nannies for
his kid(s) because he has no intention of being home at night and then spends
all day sleeping it off.
David
Arquette (daytime show "Celebrity Name Game")
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#1**
This B- list celebrity/musician/reality star who was probably A list for
a few years told his friends that he has videos of his C list celebrity wife
who used to be B+ snorting coke while children are present and that she only
has sex with guys who also provide her coke or money.
Travis
Barker/Shanna Moakler (divorced but still live together)
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#2**
This NYC Housewife and kind of Housewife share a lover and have shared in
the same bed too. Sonja Morgan/Harry Dubin
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#3**
In a very strange coupling, this married very good looking A list mostly
television actor from a long running hit network show hooked up with this
married A list singer who has been A+ list in the past. The two frequent
the same coffee shop in their neighborhood. The next thing you know, the
two were hooking up at her place when her husband was out of town.
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#4**
This A list celebrity who has had a career as a celebrity much longer than
her career as an actress or reality star still is very good looking. While
out of the country earning a paycheck for a company she earned almost triple
the amount of the check by sleeping with the businessman who arranged for
her paycheck.
Carmen
Electra
"Vitamin
Water"
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress has completely taken over the life of this
A+ list mostly movie actor and never lets him out of the house by himself.
She has brought in people loyal to her and is basically in control of all
his finances and decision making.
Amber
Heard/Johnny Depp
183.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/19
When a celebrity does the dating/engaged/married thing in a very short period
of time, you have to wonder why they rushed into things. Well, a guest at
this celebritys wedding gave us their theory. They believe that the
bride is pregnant! They found it very odd that the normally social-drinking
bride completely abstained from alcohol before, during, and after her wedding.
When we asked if was possible that she avoided the alcohol simply because
she wanted to be completely alert for the event, the guest said, "Yes, its
possible
but highly unlikely! I cant ever remember a party where
[the celebrity] DIDNT drink! They also provided one other fact that
supported their pregnancy theory. "When someone else came right out and asked
her if she was pregnant, she didnt deny it. She simply dodged the question
and started talking about something else." Does abstinence and a non-denial
equal a pregnancy? Cameron Diaz
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#1**
This B list celebrity got into a huge fight with her A list actor husband
last night at dinner. He even called her a whore in earshot of other diners.
Apparently he didnt appreciate her most recent efforts to get publicity
for herself.
Hilaria/Alec
Baldwin
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#2**
This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return has seen her earnings
take a nose dive. She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging
appearance fees for sex. Im sure her kid(s) would love this but she
never sees them anyway because she is trying to revive her career.
Danielle
Staub "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#3**
Everyone wants the drug dealer. Look for prescriptions under the maiden name
of the wife.
Camille
Cosby (Bill)
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#4**
I hope this former network reality star from that long running dating show
who recently cheated on her fiance has a good PR team because she is thinking
about already showing off the guy she cheated with. Bad bad move.
Andi
Dorfman "The Bachelorette"
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#5**
The guy is a jerk, but it is the second time I have heard it. The ex-boyfriend
of this EGOT hopeful who does literally a little bit of everything including
fundraisers apparently talks non-stop about herself and her projects even
while having sex and asks questions about what she should do. She just never
stops talking. Ever. Dana
Brunetti/Kristin
Chenoweth
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#6**
This B list celebrity who has been with an A lister and an A list wannabe
and a married celeb/reality star while they were both married got a new tattoo
over the weekend and paid the guy by letting him take naked photos of her.
Classy.
Celebrity:
Amber Rose
A list wannabe: French Montana
Married celeb/reality star: Nick Cannon
A lister: Chris Brown
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#7**
This A- list celebrity who has done acting/reality/performing and hosting
was yelling at her boyfriend the other day when he wanted to do something
and she wanted to do something different. She told him when he made as much
as her that they could do what he wanted.
Kathy
Griffin
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#8**
Two companies that passed on this recent Golden Globe winner who is a B list
mostly television actress because she was not "right," which was code for
wrong race have suddenly decided she is perfect. She told them both to fuck
off and is sticking with the companies that liked her a month ago.
Gina
Rodriguez "Jane the Virgin"
192. MR.
X 01/19 **#1**
What overseas reality shows dramatic fights and feuds are 100% staged?
When the cameras arent rolling, the participants get along fine. The
producers encourage the fake fighting when the cameras turn because it equals
more ratings. All of these episodes arent live like they say it is,
its all pre taped and edited. Give these people an Emmy! "Big Brother
UK"
193. MR.
X 01/19 **#2**
What "couple", consisting of an A-list mostly movie actor and Oscar
winner/nominee and a B-list actress, have both moved on to other people but
their PR people are making them save face by arranging several photo-op events
which theyll spin as date nights? Did I mention theyre getting
paid for this?
Bradley Cooper/Suki Waterhouse (upcoming Oscars)
Johnny
Depp/Amber Heard (movie "Mortdecai" coming out)
Ryan
Gosling/Eva Mendes
194. MR.
X 01/19 **#3**
Sober my ass. What B-list reality star from an A-list show was not drinking
water at the club all night, but vodka placed in water bottles?
Scott
Disick
195. MR.
X 01/19 **#4**
What A-list reality stars pursuit of being friends with that A++ list
couple is becoming one step away from stalker behavior? After couple #1 had
dinner at a restaurant, the reality star and her significant other had dinner
at the same restaurant at the same table couple #1 sat at. Then she had her
PR people make it look like the two couples had dinner together, which they
didnt. Lets just say her hubby wasnt happy during the whole
ordeal. Pathetic.
Kim
Kardashian/Kanye West/Beyoncé/Jay-Z
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#1**
This C list celeb offspring of an A list rapper/mogul is way under age, but
is selling herself to some very wealthy people. She doesnt really need
the money, but her boyfriend/pimp is happy to keep her mid five figure fees.
Master Ps
teenage daughter Itali Miller
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actor is openly gay and has been hitting the
bathhouses of Vancouver hard. No problem there. Apparently though he is leaving
a big STD trail behind him because he refuses to use protection and uses
his celebrity to charm the guys into it.
Wentworth
Miller "The Flash"
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#3**
This millionaire known for spending money on celebrities for sex is in Miami.
He had two very different people on his have sex with list for this past
weekend. One is well known and photographs herself constantly. A former B
list model and now a wannabe reality star. The other was an A list mostly
television actress from two very long running shows, one was network, the
other almost network. Apparently she was his growing up crush.
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#4**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor has a wife who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee. He also left her at home while he was doing press for
his new movie. A couple of drinks at a hotel bar with this B- list mostly
movie actress with the A++ list name recognition due to a former marriage
and the two were in her hotel room. I guess she got back at her married boyfriend
for standing her up last week.
Foreign
actor: Paul Bettany ("Mortdecai") in Berlin
Wife: Jennifer Connelly
B-
list actress: Katie Holmes (Berlin Fashion Week)
Former marriage: Tom Cruise
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#5**
There is nothing this B list mostly movie actress would love to do more than
to go out in public with her new child and get her photos taken everyday.
One tiny problem. The agreement she signed provides for a great deal of support
from her actor baby daddy, but it also limits how many interviews she can
give or what she can do with the child in front of cameras.
Eva
Mendes/Ryan Gosling
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#6**
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is foreign born. Her A list mostly
movie actress former bff used to talk about how she seduced this current
A list mostly movie actor before she got married to her current husband.
Well, our Academy Award winner/nominee and the A list mostly movie actor
hooked up this weekend while out of town together. Both have significant
others.
Foreign
actress: Naomi Watts
A list bbf: Nicole Kidman
Current husband: Keith Urban
A list actor she hooked up with: Chris Hemsworth|
"Chinas 15th Huading Awards in Macao"
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending
soon is filming a movie with a permanent A list mostly movie actor. Our actress,
who has a long time significant other was hammered out of her mind and kept
trying to get the married permanent A lister to hook up with her and was
making a fool of herself by using the names of his movies as sexual
metaphors.
Actress:
Aubrey Plaza (Jeff Baena)
Show: "Parks and Recreation"
A list actor: Robert De Niro
Movie: "Dirty Grandpa"
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#8**
The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college.
Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but
she is the one who will do anything with anyone when she gets drunk. There
are at least three videos of her with men and women having sex.
Ramona
Singers daughter Avery "Real Housewives of New York City"
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#9**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and finally
may have found a woman he wont cheat on during their relationship has
a daughter who has been trying to meet him and who our actor is trying to
avoid. He knows about the daughter but doesnt want anything to do with
her.
Antonio
Banderas/Nicole
Kimpel (34 year old investment banker)
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#10**
This B- list mostly television actress who is an offspring and on a hit almost
network show didnt mind getting trashed this weekend. It got her more
publicity than she has received in quite some time and now she hopes that
burst will get her signed to additional seasons of the show.
Katie
Cassidy (daughter of David Cassidy)/"Arrow"
(twitter
war with Erin Andrews and Chrissy Teigen)
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#11**
All of these people starred on a cult hit network show together.
SHOW: "Lost"
#1- This married A- list mostly movie actor has never had the success in
movies that he had in the show. He likes to portray himself as the consummate
family man but he is the first one in line for coke and half naked women.
He says he is sober. Matthew Fox
#2 This A- list mostly television actor is going through a string of women that have been getting progressively younger. He really loved the 18 year old he was seeing for a bit but her parents were freaking out because he is well over twice her age.
#3 This former it guy dumped his girlfriend when he became more famous than her and when they ran into each other at a party a few weeks ago pretended he didnt even know who she was when he was trying to talk game with some other woman. Hello, they dated forever. He is such a tool. Dominic Monaghan/Evangeline Lilly
207.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/20
This singer really wants a boyfriend. Even a fake boyfriend will do! She
has asked her publicist to help her find a guy. The only problem is
her publicist isnt having any luck! For many male celebrities, its
all about being seen with someone who has a very specific "look." While our
singer is hot right now, she just doesnt have that look, so her publicist
is coming up empty handed.
208. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 01/20
After being demoted, this muy caliente reality housewife became so desperate
for fame that she begged her way on to a popular dating show. Miss Sunshine
worked hard to promote the episode
until she was told that her footage
was too boring and might not be aired. Ouch! That had to have hurt! She is
so eager for a comeback that she has been contacting and trying to hang out
with any past or present Bravo personality from any city. We wish this housewife
would stop burying her head in the sand and face reality that her career
is washed up.
Reality
Housewife: Marysol Patton
Reality
Show: "Real Housewives of Miami"
Dating
Show: "Millionaire Matchmaker"
209. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/20
Which A-LIST has signed up to get a boob job after recently getting criticism
that she was "saggy" at a major red carpet event? Having survived Hollywood
for over a decade without getting a boob job, this TV and film star thinks
its time to get a little help. She was spotted leaving a plastic surgeons
office last week, which specializes in natural, fake breasts! TOO BAD!
Jennifer
Aniston "Critics Choice Movie Awards"
210. LAINEY
GOSSIP 01/21
Serious actor with a more serious actor friend, even though their friendship
isnt as public as some of the others. No pictures, but still, their
names will appear together on party reports, and its always the kind
of parties that feature douchebags leering at young models. Theyve
come together again on a new project, working away on location. While on
location, away from the media, away from the paparazzi, one influences the
other. Which would be fine, because thats his lifestyle, famously
its his lifestyle, but his friend happens to be married. And its
not his wife hes taking back to his hotel room every night. The side
piece works at the casino and thats probably not a good place to be
around for someone with his history. You just replace one addiction with
the other. This isnt the first time weve run into some out of
bounds play with him though. All of us were wondering if hed paused
on his long term relationship a couple of years ago with another co-star.
That ended up fading, he got married, and now
well
now he has
a temporary waiting in bed for him until he gets to go home.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Tom Hardy (wife - Charlotte Riley/co-star - Noomi Rapace) "The
Revenant"
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#1**
This former A+ list celebrity/reality star is just a celebrity now. She wants
to be a mogul and does have lots of interests. She also has the pervy story
of the day. She used to have sex for drugs with one of her dealers and now
is having sex with his son who she once babysat.
Paris
Hilton (33) dating Jordan Barrett (18)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#2**
This executive at a tabloid publishing group had a family member who was
bankrupted because of this reality star with her own cable show and has made
it their mission to not let the star earn any more money. It seems to be
working.
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#3**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is waiting for her big movie to open
says she would trade her fame for privacy. Umm, then why do you call three
or four pap agencies every time you go somewhere and change clothes multiple
times each day for different shots. She is addicted to fame.
Dakota
Johnson "Fifty Shades of Grey"
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#4**
Someone is going to catch on to the scam being perpetrated by this former
solo reality star turned Real Housewife. The west coaster has photos taken
of her that says she is at a company that has paid her, but she never goes
to any of the places she is paid to promote. Sounds like false advertising.
When the Super Bowl MVP says he is going to Disneyland, he has to go. Lisa
Rinna "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#5**
For a sober man, this A+ list mostly movie actor sure was blitzed the other
night in a roped off section of the hotel lobby bar. Why wouldnt the
guy drink in his room? He loves to be seen. Bradley Cooper
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#6**
The good news is this B- list mostly movie actor with the name that sounds
like a country singer has not cheated on his wife. The last time he cheated
on her was a few days after she told him she was pregnant. So, he has gone
cold turkey for a bit now. Chad Michael Murray
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#7**
This A list action movie star who does not do much other than that role and
workout is also a home wrecker. Well, the wife helped too. She is an actress
who had her best days on a tweener show. I am too lazy to look up when she
got married but it could not have been very long ago. Henry Cavil
("Superman")
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#8**
This C list mostly movie actress who has a full slate of movies in 2015 after
her former career where she was probably A list. A+ list if she would have
gone all the way. Anyway, she was banned from the premiere of her latest
movie along with a long time B list mostly movie actor who has had two great
television roles and a movie spinoff. The two caused a lot of drama by hooking
up and an explosive fight when the actors girlfriend found out about
it.
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#9**
This A- list mostly movie actor already had one assistant become his girlfriend.
I guess the production assistant he is hooking up with on his latest project
wants to push the girlfriend out of the picture since it has already happened
once.
Josh
Brolin "Hail, Caesar!"
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#10**
This former A+ list singer who will probably be a permanent A lister because
of his catalog and history has a new tv gig this year, but told producers
he knows nothing about new music so they are going to do a night of songs
either from him or his era.
Lionel
Richie coach on "The Voice"
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#11**
Four celebrities, two relationships destroyed and a family torn apart. It
sounds like it could be a movie of the week or at least a plot line on a
soap. The thing is though it happened all in the past few weeks. Well, the
aftermath anyway. The actual deed happened over the holidays. Four
celebrities.
#1- Female. Probably the least known, at least nationally of all four. She
is also the one who can blow all of this right out of the water and make
heads explode.
#2- Male. Boyfriend of #1. B- lister nationally as a celebrity. Almost A
list locally, but the city does not have a whole lot of celebrity so that
does not take much.
#3 Female. Probably the best known of all four of the celebrities.
You might have been able to call her an A- list celebrity/reality star within
the past year. Some people who watch the show would go A+ with her.
#4 Male. Probably the second least known of all four. Only known for
being the boyfriend of #3. Im not sure if he is going to try and make
it on his own as a celebrity. Probably not.
#2 and #4 know each other very well. All four know each other, but #2 and
#4 have a special connection.
#2 and #3 slept together.
#4 found out first. He split with #3.
#1 found out from #2 when #1 kept pressing him why #3 and #4 split.
#1 has now left #2.
No one wants it to get out, but if #1 needs the money she will let it out
for the right price.
#1:
Kacie McDonnell (former Fox 29 traffic reporter)
#2: Aaron Murray (Kansas City Chiefs QB) (brother)
#3: Andi Dorfman ("The Bachelorette")
#4: Josh Murray (brother)
222. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/21
Which Real Housewife, who thinks she is now a TV expert, is meeting off camera
with the cast members she likes to teach them how to play and win the game.
She tells them that it is no longer a reality show, its a competition
and they need to know the rules to win. She insisting they all practice lines
before they tape and has planned out several tricks to steal
attention in scenes! YIKES! Nene Leakes "Real Housewives of
Atlanta"
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#1**
This A list national television talk show host was like a kid in a candy
store when two companies provided him with women to show him around their
new collections. One of the women was all business and was soon sent on her
way. The other was willing to do anything and the company made a big sale.
Michael
Strahan
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#2**
Private investigators hired by the attorneys of his soon to be ex-wife are
following this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee. They want to see the woman he is dating and find out if they
were dating while the couple was still married.
Gary
Oldman
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#3**
This B- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show has made it into
movies and his most recent role has led to a string of women all wanting
to have sex with him. What he doesnt tell them or anyone is he prefers
men. Dylan OBrien; Joe Manganiello; Alexander Skarsgård; Charlie
Hunnam
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner talks nice
about her husband to the press, but privately they have been fighting non-stop
because she wants him to get a job or at least pretend he is trying to find
a job.
Anne
Hathaway/Adam Shulman
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award
winner/nominee has had a career resurgence the past year or so. Our actor
told his wife he had meetings the other day, but what the meeting consisted
of was a stripper. The actor wanted to feel young. After a couple of hours
with the stripper he joined his wife like nothing happened for a red carpet
event. Kevin Costner; Ethan Hawke; Robert Duvall
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#6**
A month ago this A list mostly television actress was telling her friends
that she was looking for a new guy and didnt see her relationship with
her boyfriend going anywhere. She even had a blind date set up. One little
thing changes the whole thing. She is apparently miserable.
Zooey
Deschanel/Jacob Pechenik (shes pregnant)
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#7**
The husband of this celebrity chef is looking for a man who charges by the
hour and was featured on a hit pay cable show. It turns out the celebrity
chef ran a tab with the guy while married.
Giada
De Laurentis/someone from "Gigolos"
her
husband Todd Thompson (now fighting over division of assets)
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#8**
Flu can be used for rehab or in this case to recover from some extensive
plastic surgery. Apparently the A- list reality star is keeping quiet until
the show featuring the surgery is about to air.
Kris
Jenner
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#9**
This A list reality star from multiple reality shows is married and likes
everyone to think she is loyal but she was all over a guy this week while
out to dinner. Our reality star was drunk and gave up her phone number really
easily.
Kendra
Wilkinson
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#10**
This B- list mostly television actress used to be all movies. Her last few
attempts at television have not gone well, although one of them is still
on the air, just not with her. Anyway, Child Protective Service is investigating
her after her child was found outside the home by a neighbor and our actress
was inside apparently inebriated.
Selma
Blair/"Anger Management"
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#11**
#1 That was fast. This A- list mostly movie actress who is in a
relationship with a former assistant has been talking to a surrogate agency
and also has gone to the doctor with her girlfriend to talk about IVF. Apparently
our actress has no desire to be pregnant at all.
Kristen
Stewart/Alicia Cargile
#2- This A+ list singer is about to be really embarrassed. Her husband, an A+ list rapper is talked about in some e-mails which detail a threesome where he was involved and his wife was not with him. The descriptions are pretty graphic. Beyoncé/Jay-Z
#3- This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was on a vacation and would only eat at restaurants that offered her a private bathroom for her personal use during the entire time she was there. Gwyneth Paltrow (which would explain her comment on "Ellen" today that while on vacation her daughter said they were going to brunch, but didn't want her to come along)
234.
POPBITCH
01/22
Which self-important celeb has been drawing a bit too much inspiration from
The Wire? Paranoid that she might be being tracked or hacked, she has been
demanding that her PAs keep her supplied with a steady stream of 'burners'
sketchily acquired phones she can dump without hassle.
Kim
Kardashian
235. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/22 **#1**
Which young troubled star has everyone worried because she is drinking
A LOT again. She has been in and out of rehab countless times, but
still cannot get her life together. Now she is in big trouble again and lying
about all her heath troubles. She is always making up excuses and blaming
others. This isnt going to end well, a close source tells NAUGHTY GOSSIP.
Lindsay
Lohan
236. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/22 **#2**
According to a top MAKEUP ARTIST, one aging DIVA is now insisting on doing
her own makeup, so no one will know she has gone under the knife. She is
known to have an army of makeup artist but no more! She isnt letting
anyone close to her face! Mariah Carey; Jennifer Lopez
237. MR.
X 01/23 **#1**
What "couple" consisting of a closeted athlete and a B-list mostly movie
actress are literally being paid every time she talks about him or they (rarely)
step out together in public? The panic started when his ex-boyfriend started
making catty remarks about them on Twitter again.
Aaron
Rodgers/Olivia Munn/Kevin Lanflisi
238. MR.
X 01/23 **#2*
What closeted almost A-list actor who appeared in two massive hit movies
last year had his ex "girlfriend" reappear out of nowhere after his PR people
started to get worried after he was spotted with a (non-famous) guy who is
apparently his boyfriend. The "girlfriend" had to be pulled away from her
new sugar daddy, that foreign born businessman recently linked to a supermodel.
Ansel
Elgort ("Divergent" and "The Fault in Our Stars")/Violetta
Komyshan
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#1**
This A list rapper/reality star is married but everyone knows he cheats.
He just does not usually do it as obviously as he did the other night. He
got sloppy drunk which may be the reason he was all over that minor celebrity
for everyone in public to see.
T.I.
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#2**
This former A list tweener has been seeing a woman for the past several months.
She is getting really upset that the tweener turned B+ list mostly movie
actor is shying away from publicity for the couple and takes her to out of
the way places where only the occasional fan spots them. She signed up for
this thing for publicity for herself and does not feel like she is getting
what was agreed to. Zac Efron and Sami Miro
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#3**
This single former Real Housewife who might be coming back has been sleeping
with two different editors in return for them buying her pap shots on a regular
basis. She wants to stay in the public eye. Kelly Bensimon "Real Housewives
of New York City"
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#4**
This celebrity offspring of an A+ list couple was in bad shape before but
is in desperate need of rehab now with his new girlfriend partying with him
non-stop.
Patrick
Schwarzenegger/Miley Cyrus (If he had stopped drinking sooner he might not
have cheated)
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#5**
This openly gay celebrity/talk show host/reality star might seem sweet and
lovable but escorts he has hired paint an entirely different picture and
say that no one ever visits him twice. Andy Cohen "Watch What Happens
Live"
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#6**
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network comedy has
an actor significant other but she spends much of her day in her trailer
facetiming her ex boyfriend on a phone that her assistant brings to the set
each day just for that purpose.
Sofía
Vergara (Joe Manganiello)/Nick Loeb
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#7**
This former A list performer and now A-list celebrity/performer/reality star
dodged the police while in town. They wanted to question her about incidents
that took place when she was in town last but she is trying her hardest to
avoid it.
Mel
B (she had just been beaten by her husband)
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#8**
This married, non-foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner has been popping pills like crazy and there is talk she is going
to spend some time on "vacation," which is code for a mental health facility.
Her husband is pushing for it but mainly so he can be with his girlfriends
more easily. Nicole Kidman (born in Hawaii, but raised in Australia)/Keith
Urban
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#9**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: She was almost A-list for most of her all-too-brief movie
career, but this beautiful actress achieved her greatest fame long after
she retired from showbiz, after some movies she made overseas were rediscovered
by critics and film buffs and declared some of the greatest of all time.
This incident happened before she decided to step in front of a movie camera.
She started out as a legitimate dancer then she landed a spot in two of the
biggest revues on Broadway as a scantily dressed showgirl. Between shows,
she earned extra money on the side prostituting herself to wealthy men. One
of those wealthy men was an A++ list actor/comedian/jack of all trades, possibly
the biggest actor in movies at that time.
Louise
Brooks/Charlie Chaplan
248. WINE
AND SASS 01/23
This A Lister walked in on her A+ List guy right in the middle of him cheating
on her. He thought she was out of town and hired some "entertainment" for
the night. She was, but caught wind of what was going on because he was spotted
at a "roach" hotel in the town they live in. Strange indeed. She walked in
and announced, "Ok, this is your Free-Bee. Considering everything you have
done and are doing for my family I can look the other way this time. Next
time, you won't be so lucky. I expect you in my car in 5 minutes." Threw
his pants at him and walked out. I have no idea why she thinks he'd stop
since that certainly wasn't the first time he's cheated on her and he cheated
throughout every relationship he's ever been in. Good luck with that.
Charlize Theron/Sean Penn (adopting her son)
249. NY POST/PAGE
SIX 01/23
1. Which current female Oscar nominee was approached by "Boyhood" star Patricia
Arquette in the loo at the Golden Globes and when Arquette gushed
over the actress performance, the testy thespian had no idea who Arquette
was and no interest in her admiration? Felicity Jones or Rosamund Pike
(both British)
2. What pop star keeps getting plastic surgery to keep a straying boyfriend, prompting pals to call her "pathetic and insecure"? Lady Gaga
250. MOUTH
TO EAR 01/25
After rapping about dropping mollies in ladies drinks and them not knowing,
we were already looking at this guy kind of crazy. He went from sitting Front
Row to a single man and we never knew why; but now we understand. This label
boss likes to put hands on the ladies, and not in a good way. Love hurts
we know, but his last few relationships ended after he allegedly decided
to beat on the women. Perhaps he used police tactics to assault his ladies,
being that his former job was in the law enforcement industry. He may have
recently shed a few pounds, but beating a women that are weaker and smaller
than you is never a good move.
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#1**
This foreign born celebrity chef not named Gordon Ramsay who also has television
shows and restaurants, but is maybe even in better shape than Gordon went
through a series of waitresses from a now closed restaurant of his and two
of them claim they are pregnant with his babies. Robert Irvine
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#2**
This A list mostly television actress on a very hit network show was all
smiles the other night at a party. Without her husband and telling people
they were moving on seemed liberating for her. The whole sham marriage thing
has been dragging her down for awhile.
Kerry
Washington "Scandal"/Nnamdi Asomugha
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#3**
This supposedly back together husband of a Teen Mom 2 star had webcam sex
the other night with a woman who is not the one he was sexting with a few
weeks ago.
Leah
Messers husband Jeremy Calvert (this was the tattoo model. His previous
one was Brittany.)
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#1**
This married former A list model turned really bad actress who still ends
up getting work because of her looks got caught up in all kinds of lies the
other night. She was confused for this B+ list mostly television actress
from a hit cable show and even signed an autograph as the actress. The fan
then asked about the wedding ring and our model turned actress started talking
about a secret marriage and the fan shouldnt tell. Crazy.
Model:
Brooklyn Decker "30th Annual Artios Awards" (makes me like Brooklyn a whole
lot more than I used to)
Actress: January Jones "Mad Men"
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#2**
This A- list mostly movie actress who got her start in late night has been
celibate the past six months after catching her celebrity boyfriend cheating
for the umpteenth time.
Kristen
Wigg/Fabrizio Moretti
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#3**
For the first time in a year, this former A list mostly television actress
turned B list mostly movie actress who is very talented is thinking about
divorcing her A+ list mostly movie actor husband. Things had been going well,
but she received some disturbing news from a former co-star that has her
rethinking her marriage.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck/Victor Garber
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring has gained
almost 15 pounds in the past month and the studio that is releasing her latest
movie is freaking out because she has to do publicity for the movie and think
she will turn people off. She looks good. Dakota Johnson "Fifty Shades
of Grey" Don Johnson/Melanie Griffith
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#5**
The father/child bonding time between this married former A+ list mostly
television actor who still has A+ list name recognition thanks to tons of
reruns and working here and there was not really bonding between parent and
offspring but parent and the waiter he tries to see as much as possible.
Kelsey
Grammer
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#6**
This male married Golden Globe nominee/winner from this year broke up the
last relationship of this married Golden Globe nominee/winner also from this
year by sleeping with her then boyfriend. Eddie Redmayne/Keira
Knightley/Rupert Friend
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#1**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born B list mostly movie actor now who made his
fame on a very hit pay cable show was supposed to be at the SAG Awards and
showing off his new foreign born B- list mostly movie actress girlfriend.
Their PR teams worked it all out, but our actress backed out as the beard
after her boyfriend got upset at the first carefully arranged PR leaks so
the whole thing was called off.
Alexander
Skarsgard/Margot Robbie
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#2**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who has never had much luck
in movies and her last television show crashed and burned quickly after her
first monster hit needs work very badly. She is fast running out of cash
thanks to some bad investment decisions she was talked into be her soon to
be publicly announced ex. She has been hitting the promo circuit hard and
signing up for whatever movies producers will cast her in. Kate Walsh
("Bad Judge")/Chris Case
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#3**
SAG AWARDS: This foreign born B list mostly television actress from a very
hit show might have been shut out last night in the nominations, but she
is making sure that she gets revenge on the cast mates who were. She secretly
renegotiated her contract to make sure she is always the highest paid actress
on the show. Last night one of the producers of the show let it slip out
and the rest of the cast was bombarding the producer who had to change
seats.
Show:
"Downton Abbey"
B list actress: Michelle Dockery: nominated 2010 Outstanding Performance
by a Female Actor in a Drama Series Screen Actors Guild; nominated 2012 Critics
Choice Television Awards; nominated 2012, 2013, 2014 - NO WINS
Primetime Emmy Awards; nominated 2014 Golden Globes Awards
Joanne Froggatt: WON 2015 Golden Globes Awards; nominated 2012 and 2014 Primetime
Emmy Awardds ; WON British Independent Film Awards
Maggie Smith: (for "Downton Abbey") WON 2013 Golden Globes Awards; 2012 nominated
Golden Globes Awards; nominated 2013 and 2014 Primetime Emmy Awards; WON
2011 and 2012 Primetime Emmy Awards; nominated 2012 BAFTA Awards; WON 2015
and nominated 2012 Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
Screen Actors Guild
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#4**
SAG AWARDS: Quite the little pot circle last night in a loading dock. An
A+ list mostly movie actor and his co-star from a movie that kept winning
last year. Also joining them and hanging all over the co-star was this foreign
born B- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show who has
been named a best dressed from last night. Not approving was this A+ list
mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner and the most secret of
cigarette smokers and was sneaking one quick puff. Literally one puff.
A+
list actor: Matthew McConaughey
Co-star: Jared Leto
Movie: "Dallas Buyers Club"
B- list actress: Emilia Clarke
A+ list actress: Reese Witherspoon
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#5**
SAG AWARDS: Everyone from this network very hit comedy was teasing this co-star
on the show who used to be the biggest star among them. Apparently she had
her very first one night stand ever a few nights ago and would not stop talking
about it.
Mayim
Bialik ("Blossom") ("The Big Bang Theory")
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#6**
SAG AWARDS: Besides talking about her awful performance, people were also
talking about the nose job this B list television host had recently. She
thinks it will help her get work. Actually being a better host would probably
be a better plan.
Maria
Menounos "E!'s Live From the Red Carpet at the 2015 SAG Awards"
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#7**
SAG AWARDS: The award for the most vile looking hands had to go to this B
list mostly television actress who is in that hit almost television thing.
Nicotine and burn marks on the tips of her fingers. Everyone kept expecting
her to take out a meth pipe right there in front of everyone.
Taryn
Manning
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#8**
This foreign born A list singer who has not had a followup to her monster
hit was letting herself be introduced to a bunch of guys the other night
because she is looking for someone new. I guess the cheating boyfriend proved
to be too much.
Adele
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#9**
SAG AWARDS: This B+ list mostly television actress who was a nominee/winner
last night, but not for her mostly genre fainted twice. Her corset was too
tight but she could not be convinced to take it off.
Patricia
Arquette
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#10**
SAG AWARDS: This B+ list mostly movie actor is being nominated left and right
this awards season for a role. It has also been a new woman almost every
night for the married actor. The guy is a tool. Always has been and always
will be.
Ethan
Hawke "Boyhood"
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#11**
This C+ list celebrity has had a nice run as the girlfriend to this back
on top again former A list tweener. While working this past week though she
did say it was nice to actually be hit on by guys who wanted to actually
sleep with her.
Olivia
Culpo/Nick Jonas "63rd annual Miss Universe pageant"
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#12**
SAG AWARDS: (from AP a friend of Entertainment Lawyer) During the Golden
Globes, AP heard this for the first time but was in no position to ask anyone
about it. Over the past few weeks it stuck with her and she did some quiet
asking of some people on the project where she works if they knew anything
or heard anything about it before. No luck. She then happened to ask someone
she ran into at the grocery store that she knew worked on the show in question.
An afternoon of Starbucks together and AP found out something big. Huge.
When she went to the SAG Awards last night she asked the victim in question
about what she had heard and the victim did a double take and then said she
could not talk about it and ran away and that was it. It is a hit network
show. The victim is underage. Apparently another actress on the show who
is probably B+ list compared to the B list of the minor although the minor
makes more money total when combined with other projects does not actually
participate in the casting couch process any longer. Oh, she did, and then
one day someone asked her about her co-star and now when our B+ lister wants
a part and someone suggests the casting couch, she offers up her co-star
and has landed roles and lots and lots of extra cash. The two appear to be
friends but apparently the B+ lister is in complete control and the B lister
is so messed up in the head that she refuses to say no and worships the B+
lister and has never said anything to anyone. The only reason any of this
has got out is because some wife of one of the men who was with the minor
found some text messages on his phone about it a few nights before the Golden
Globes and then was talking about it there which is how AP heard about it.
Show: "Modern Family"
B list minor: Ariel Winter (voice work for "Jake and the Never Land Pirates"
"Phineas and Ferb" "Sofia the First"
B+ list actress: Sarah Hyland
272.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/26 **#1**
This actress a presenter at last nights SAG Awards was
in the ladies room with a friend during a commercial break. She had apparently
just found out that another presenter had made some catty remarks about her
dress, and both women were quietly fuming. The friend said, "I cant
believe [other presenter] called your dress ugly! And I cant believe
she thought she could talk shit about you and that you wouldnt hear
about it!" Our actress responded, "Fuck her. Shes disgusting. Plus
she has a lot of nerve calling anything ugly. Shes the ugliest woman
that Ive ever seen!" They looked at each other, hesitated for a moment,
burst out laughing, and then exited the bathroom.
Our
Actress: Lorelei Linklater "Boyhood"
The Ugliest Woman: Laverne Cox "Orange Is the New Black"
273.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/26 **#2**
The SAG Awards is a scripted and rehearsed show. There is teleprompter for
presenters in case they get nervous or forget their lines, but there was
one certain presenter who wasnt reading what was on the teleprompter.
While everyone backstage smiled politely at the presenter as she exited,
the chatter immediately started as soon as she was out of earshot. "What
the hell was that?" "Asshole!" "Who does she think she is? Who the fuck does
that?" "Oh my god. Is there any moment in the world that isnt all about
her?" Julia Roberts
274.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/26 **#3**
This television host is feeling very happy this morning. Is it because she
did such a great job interviewing celebrities at the SAG Awards? No, its
because her network is very busy cleaning up her replacements mess
today. Our host is privately gloating over the fact that her bosses finally
realize that she is not easily replaceable. Goodbye Replacement! Hello
raise!
TV
Host: Giuliana Rancic
Her Replacement: Maria Menounos
275. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/26
Everyone is buzzing that this international star (who is 6 months pregnant)
is still TOO THIN! An insider says, "People close to her are very concerned"
and add its as if she hasnt even popped at the 6 month mark"
The pressure she is getting to look great and wearing fashionable cloths
is overwhelming but she really needs to start eating soon her
herself and her baby! Keira Knightley
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#1**
This B list reality star from a hit cable show that already reached its A+
list peak and is on the decline is married. He is also very conservative.
In what was supposed to be a multi-hour work dinner while out of town our
reality star kept looking at his watch and bailed after 30 minutes and went
to his limo. Inside was a woman who was definitely not his wife.
Josh
Duggar
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#2**
This A+ list reality star from that A list reality show is going out of the
country. Apparently she is going to have a procedure performed by someone
other than her regular plastic surgeon. The reality star wants to make her
nipples larger so they are always visible even while wearing latex or leather.
Always keeping it classy.
Kim
Kardashian (apparently she loves it)
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#3**
I hope this former A list tweener actress/singer turned failed singer and
now supporting actress on a television show has truly given up on the reconciling
with her husband thing because there is a waitress who graduated from high
school last May who is telling everyone that the pair is getting married.
She is flashing some serious bling, but so far his gifts have been limited
to a diamond bracelet and necklace.
Hilary
Duff ("Younger")/Mike Comrie (two weeks later was hitting on another waitress,
this time at Mastros acting like an a-hole)
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#4**
This A- list mostly movie actor has had a troubled past few years. He has
been on the verge of dropping down to B, but his off the screen exploits
have kept him in the news and higher on the list. The former tween actor,
not named Zac Efron was at a bar the other night and kept asking people why
they lived and what kept them wanting to live. He scared a lot of people
and was deep in the bottle which he swore he was not doing any longer.
Shia
LaBeouf
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#5**
A runway model was talked out of filing a police report against this A-/B+
list mostly movie actress who is known for her franchise and not much else.
Apparently our actress got drunk and forced the model down on to a bed at
a party and started ripping off her clothes before the models screams
got the attention of other people at the party.
Michelle
Rodriguez (Paris Fashion Week)
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#6**
There is a book being shopped right now that talks about this newly married
celebrity wife and how she can convincingly play a man right down to the
voice. She purposely eats very little so that her breasts stay as small as
possible and has always attracted men who are not able to be with men in
public but want the experience. I guess she hit the jackpot. Amal/George
Clooney
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#7**
This openly gay B+ list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ list and is
an Academy Award winner/nominee is cheating on her wife. Our actress met
the Latina housekeeper while at the home of this former A+ list mostly movie
actor. Jodie Foster (Alexandra Hedison)/Mel Gibson
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#8**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is married and very free
sexually has two bodyguards traveling with him right now because he has received
some threats from the husband of a woman he was sleeping with a few months
ago. The woman told the husband who she had been seeing. Ewan
McGregor
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#9**
This foreign born A- list one hit wonder so far singer is using an alias
on Grindr. I can see that, but he is using the photos of someone of another
race. What happens is that men meet him expecting one person and end up walking
out. The guy is a bit off.
Sam
Smith
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#10**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This actress was A list at the peak of her fame. She was a
multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. Some of my all-time favorite Hollywood
stories are about her. This studio owner who is more famous for what he did
outside the studios used to sleep with her regularly. When he would try and
pass her off to his friends though she would always refuse so he would put
her in bad movies or keep her from not working. There was one particular
incident where he wanted her to have sex with another woman and she refused
so he told her she couldnt do a lead role she really wanted and made
her do a tiny tiny part in a movie. He thought it would make her furious.
It did, but she ended up getting nominated/winning an Academy Award. She
would often wear a hat while having sex because she didnt want men
to be turned off by her face which she always hated. The story for which
she is most well known involved her sleeping with her husbands son
when he was still in elementary school and then later in life marrying him.
Actress:
Gloria Grahame
Studio owner: Howard Hughes
Movie: Best Actress in a Supporting Role "The Bad and the Beautiful"
Grahame's
fourth and final marriage was to actor Anthony "Tony" Ray, the son of her
second husband Nicholas Ray and his first wife Jean Evans and her former
stepson
286. MR.
X 01/27
What openly gay UK-based talk show host was overheard saying to some friends
at a party that three members of that boy band are "definitely gay" and one
in particular was a "vicious little viper" backstage to him when the band
appeared on his show not too long ago. He knows they wont be out of
the closet anytime soon, because their female fans would lose their shit
if they did.
Graham
Norton/"One
Direction"
287.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/27 **#1**
This past weekend, a female reality star traveled to New York City. While
out at a bar with some friends, a drunk patron recognized her and started
taunting her, saying, "You think youre a somebody just because youre
from a TV show!" The reality star tried to ignore the patron at first. That
didnt last long. After a while, she started yelling back, calling the
patron "inferior" and telling her, "You look like some sad little dyke wannabe!"
Uh oh. The patron lunged for her, everyones friends jumped in, drinks
were thrown, punches were thrown
and then everyone was thrown out of
the bar! No serious injuries and no arrests. Some of the other choice taunts
that were thrown by the reality star included, "You probably work on the
New Jersey Turnpike!" and "My outfit costs more than your whole life!"
Nene
Leakes "Real Housewives of Atlanta" (in NYC to appear on "Good Morning
America")
288.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/27 **#2**
This actress talks about aging gracefully
but her actions in private
show her doing exactly the opposite of that! However, in private, she has
recently had facial injections, scheduled some plastic surgery, and purchased
skimpy clothing that would make girls who are twenty years younger than her
blush. However, in public, she is dressing more conservatively and speaking
more seriously. So whats going on? Well, she was told that if she talks
about wanting to age, people will automatically see her as more relatable
and will be more likely to accept her as a "serious" actress. THAT is what
she really wants. All of this is just a little P.R. show shes putting
on to land more serious roles. Jennifer Aniston
289. WINE
AND SASS 01/27
#1. This A List singer and A List actor are in fact together despite them
being two people you'd never pair with the other. The interesting part is
how in all the articles you read about them, it's stated several times how
they are two single people having fun together. But, they have been together
under the radar for much longer. Years on and off longer while both had
significant others. It's never been serious but they make a concentrated
effort to see each other when in the vicinity. Both of their teams want to
make this happen for real as in getting serious. They've been leaking info
like crazy hoping it will push them together. So far, nothing has changed
either way, they are status-quo. Meet secretly about three times a month
for a night and go on about their business. Rihanna/Leonardo
DiCaprio
#2. Over the holidays this A List Actress spent it plotting to get her children's father into a predicament where he was photographed with her looking like they were back together. All while saying publicly how much she supports and loves whatever choices he makes in his new relationships. He made sure he was at least 3 feet from her at all times while they spent time with the kids together. He thinks, despite her arguments about it, that these group activities are confusing to the kids. He's also still very much with his new young A List actress. He has set an amount of time until he introduces her to his children, but it will happen very soon. They are a lot more serious than anyone lets on. This is the beauty of private planes along friends and family who don't talk. Everything single thing you hear about any of them is from his ex. He's letting her run her mouth as much as she wants. He also knows she has 2 if not 3 boyfriends on the side that she's had for years. She doesn't know he's aware of it, but if she makes trouble when it's time for his children to meet his new partner in that it's not good for the children...you can be sure he's going to bring all that up. Her years of cheating wasn't so great for her children either. I think she should just call it a day and go with the typical passive-aggressive Ex Revenge that all normal angry exes do. Someone send her our video for helpful hints. She can have "The Help" perform these basic tips and call it a day already. Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin/Jennifer Lawrence
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#1**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who got his fame from a long running television
show might say all the right things about his B list actress girlfriend but
while promoting his latest movie spent his nights away from home gathering
phone numbers from women and trying to get one back to his hotel room.
Jason
Sudeikis ("SNL")/Olivia Wilde (Sundance Festival)
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actress got rebuffed by her A+ list celebrity/performer
when she tried to get him to help her with her music. He said no for years
to someone much closer. So, our actress has been playing hot and heavy with
this A list singer in hopes he will help. She is not shy about doing what
it takes to get what she wants.
A+
celebrity/performer: Chris Martin
Someone much closer: Gwyneth Paltrow
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
A list singer: Harry Styles
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28/15 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee keeps
taking digs at the boyfriend of this A-/B+ list mostly television actress
from a hit cable show when he keeps mentioning their love scenes from a recent
movie. He never wants to stop talking about it because he hates the boyfriend
and wouldnt mind having the actress again, but hates the boyfriend
more.
A
list actor: James Franco
A-/B+ list actress: Emma Roberts
Movie: "I Am Michael"
Cable show: "American Horror Story"
Boyfriend: Evan Peters
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending
its run gave up her boyfriend and the reason was there for all the world
to see this past week. There she was hanging on to the arm of the married
studio executive for dear life. It was really sad.
Dianna
Agron
("Glee")/(ex-boyfriend:
Thomas Cocquerel)
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#5**
This foreign born, very good looking A list mostly movie actor who used to
be A+ list became paranoid in the past year about eating out in restaurants.
He thinks all wait staff or cooks are doing something to his food so he only
eats food that has been prepared for him and sealed by his assistant. If
he does go out to eat he brings bottled water or his food and dumps it out
on a plate.
Pierce
Brosnan
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who relies on his past hits and still
good looks to make up for the not so great track record over the past decade
has finally been convinced to stop stalking the A+ list foreign born actress
he has been following for years. A couple of late night visits from her current
actor boyfriend made him stop. Keanu Reeves/Charlize Theron/Sean
Penn
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#7**
This B list rapper who has started acting and is doing less hitting of women
was at Sundance this week at a party and kept asking all the women if they
were Mormon. Apparently he really wanted to have sex with a Mormon and no
one else would do. Strange, but he is not exactly known for being normal.
A$AP
Rocky
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#8**
This married B- list mostly television actress has never been in a blind
before. Everyone knows her face and could tell you a show or movie she has
been in and reminds lots of people of an old late night favorite. She recently
hooked up with a former co-star when they found themselves out of town
together.
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actor had a long run on a hit network television
show while making movies. He said at a party recently that he has no recollection
of even doing a famous character he did the voice work on because he was
so wasted during filming.
Jason
Segel "How I Met Your Mother"/Vector "Despicable Me"
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#10**
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress from a very hit cable
show that will soon have its last season threw a huge diva fit this week
when the blizzard postponed a cover shoot for a magazine. She was so diva
that the magazine decided to go with someone else.
Jessica
Paré "Mad Men" (currently pregnant)
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#11**
This potential future EGOT winner has been eating Ramen the past few days
because she could not find a guy to take her to dinner and she cant
cook. Apparently she will not dine alone and all of her friends were busy
too.
Kristin
Cheonoweth
(stuck
in NYC during blizzard)
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#12**
THE OSCAR WINNER: In a few weeks, the Oscar winner will be announced for
this category. Some people are saying the fix is in and it is all about money.
There is a huge flick opening not that long from now and instead of spending
all their money on advertising the film the right way, this studio is trying
something different. There have always been campaigns that take out ads and
of course, some not so quiet arm twisting to get people to vote a certain
way. This time though, there is a ton of money being tossed around and favors
being returned. One of Hollywoods top publicists has not been hired
to promote the category by the studio that made the nominated movie where
the category resides. Nope, he is being paid by a studio that has an upcoming
movie starring the nominated person. He also has had a long time sexual
relationship with the nominee. The movie and performance are not that great,
but there is so much money at stake for the studio who financed the upcoming
movie that they have paid out almost $1M so far with another $1M-2M earmarked
just so they can throw Oscar winner in the advertising for the new movie.
No expense has been spared including a relationship that everyone laughs
at behind the scenes. This is not about that actor that everyone thinks is
gorgeous and has his own conspiracy.
Actor: Bradley Cooper
Movie nominated for: "American Sniper"
Upcoming movie: "Serena"
Relationship: Suki Waterhouse
Other actor: Benedict Cumberbatch
302.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/28 **#1**
This girl practically lives to have every aspect of her life, every outfit,
every vacation, and every fake date splashed across the internet. And, since
she is a publicity hound, even crises are seen as opportunities for more
publicity. Thats whats going on right now. In the face of a minor
mishap, she is publicly pretending that she is strong and nonplussed
while simultaneously having her team leak rumors about how she is actually
so distressed and frightened that she may leave social media. Both of those
messages were crafted by her team. The former reinforces her image with fans,
while the second creates more drama. Oh, you are so sneaky, Splash Girl!
And your PR team is worth every penny you pay them! Of course, Splash Girl
will never, ever give up social media. And, if she really wanted to resolve
the crisis, she could simply regularly change the passwords on her accounts
to something that doesnt include her cats name or a meaningful
date. But she wouldnt get any publicity for that, now, would she?
Taylor
Swift (Instagram hacked)
303.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/28 **#2**
This cute actor has had steady roles on several different TV shows. Younger
viewers might recognize him from one of those cable dramas catering to their
age group. While he says he has a girlfriend, our actor seems to be living
two lives, as demonstrated in a very explicit exchange he had with another
male actor during a private Facebook chat. The chat starts out friendly and
casual, with the two men talking about being actors. Then it progresses to
a discussion about doing sex scenes on cameras, and the difference between
playing straight characters and playing gay characters. Our actor confesses
that he finds other male actors "hot." He admits that while filming one scene
of a well-known TV show (which required him to be physically close to another
actor), he was so turned on that he accidentally ejaculated on the other
actors leg! Our actor then admits that he is actually gay in real life.
He asks, "Do you mind if I touch myself?" Before you know it, the two actors
were jerking off and climaxing online! We dont know if he was sober
when he engaged in this chat, and we dont know if his "girlfriend"
knows about his true orientation, but we now know that this actor is gay
and that he certainly isnt shy about having online sex!
Actor:
Any of his TV Shows:
304. LAINEY
GOSSIP 01/28
Many of us noticed during the Golden Globes that Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin
are not only awesome ladies on their own, but theyre especially awesome
together. Longtime friends and sometimes collaborators, theyre like
the proto-version of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Well theyre at Sundance
this week, where Tomlin is promoting Grandma, and they appeared together
at the Women In Film brunch, an event so popular people were turned away
like it was one of the A-list movie premieres. Sundance has been emphasizing
female filmmakers this year in partnership with Women In Film, and Mondays
brunch with Tomlin and Fonda was not the only standing-room-only event. But
of course, the allure is not just a chance to address the depressing gender
gap in the film industry, its also the chance to see The Lily and Jane
Road Show, which is fast becoming one of my favorite things. Can they host
the Golden Globes now that Tina and Amy are through? They would give even
less f*cks than Amy and Tina did. It would be amazing. Their brunch repartee
was full of one-liners like "
I liked playing somebody that caused a
certain generation of men to have their first erection," (Fonda), and "I
thought you absolutely lose integrity [with fame], and I have," (Tomlin).
If that doesnt at least make you smile, youre dead inside. This
is what its going to take, though. Its going to take famous female
faces getting out in front of media and the public and talking up diversity
and women in film. Fonda emphasized the importance of ladies helping ladies
by stressing the importance of fostering friendships with other women in
the industry. This is SO IMPORTANT. Theres a certain female director,
very successful, who wants nothing to do with supporting other women following
in her wake for fear of upsetting "the boys" who (barely) tolerate her presence
at their table. (Look through the list of attendees at events like this and
think about whose very obvious name is never included and youll find
her.) Its going to take a community effort to begin fixing the gender
imbalance in Hollywood, and it starts with acknowledging that there IS a
female filmmaker community in the first place. Kathryn
Bigelow
305.
POPBITCH
01/29
Which Brit actor has a penis so big that after sex he has to lie down for
at least ten minutes so the blood from his manhood can recirculate round
his body? If he stands up too quickly he's liable to faint. Spooky, eh?
Idris Elba; Kit Harington (in upcoming movie "Spooks: The Greater Good";
Patrick Stewart; Rupert Penry Jones
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#1**
It was like old times the other day on this hit almost network show because
this former couple spent some time together hashing out some things left
unsaid and the next thing you know there was some ex sex going on and the
rest of the day seemed like the way it used to be on set.
Nina
Dobrev/Ian Somerhalder "Vampire Diaries"
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#2**
It wasnt his granddaughter even though the waitress asked if it was.
Nope. This former A list mostly television actor who is getting a second
chance via this hit cable show was with a woman who was not his wife, and
definitely not his granddaughter. Young enough to be though. Our actor is
loving this fresh new attention headed his way.
Harry
Hamlin "Mad Men"
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress who is on a hit almost television show said
she would never be with a cheater again. She already went back once though
to her actor boyfriend who cheats and he has not really stopped. She just
doesnt know any other way though. The guy makes it pretty tough on
her.
Robin
Wright/Ben Foster
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#4**
This B+ list reality star turned model says she did not sleep with her
sisters boyfriend. She did say that the still married single sister
of hers did though.
Reality
star/model: Kendall Jenner
Sister: Kourtney Kardashian
Boyfriend: Scott Disick
Married single sister: Khloé Kardashian (Lamar Odom)
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#5**
This B+ list mostly movie actor is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee.
While out with his wife the other night, our actor got hammered and tripped
and exposed his Spanx. Everyone laughed at him. The guy was so embarrassed.
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#6**
This is a new drug for this still A list mostly movie actor who was A+ list
not that long ago. I guess he is trying to relive his hotel trashing youth,
but he has started smoking meth and crack which he never did before. He is
a mess.
Johnny
Depp
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#7**
I never thought it would happen. I thought she would beard for him forever.
Apparently his people thought it might be great for his image to move on
to other women so he could get more covers. They do know our foreign born
A+ list mostly movie actor is gay right? Jason Statham/Rosie
Huntington-Whiteley
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#8**
This B list network reality star went out with this former A list singer
who he thought would be much dirtier than she turned out to be. He doesnt
know that she is pretty normal and kind of shy unless she is whacked out
on drugs.
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#9**
This A list mostly movie director who is not above making a cameo or two
is not much for intimacy. According to a woman who went out with him for
two months late last year they went on dates and had sex and lots of other
things and he only kissed her on the lips once.
Quentin
Tarantino/Vanessa Ferlito
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#10**
This television doctor is married but he has been seeing this production
assistant from one of his shows. He is crazy head over heels to the point
where he might actually leave his wife. Its what he tells the girlfriend
for sure. Dr. Sanjay Gupta; Dr. Drew Pinsky
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#11**
KINDNESS: This B list mostly movie actress who is only B list from past work
and her name, thankfully does not act much any longer. She is married to
an A lister. Our actress, who has A+ list name recognition was taking a class
with some other women and it was a five night thing. One of the women in
the class went by herself. Every night. On the third night, our actress asked
her about it and they got to talking. The womans boyfriend is overseas
serving in the military and because the couple is not married he has to wait
for regular leave and cant come see the woman, who is pregnant even
if she has the baby. Our actress made some calls to people she knew and nothing
could change that, but they all did say that the policy would be different
if the couple were to get married. So, our actress flew the woman to the
country where her boyfriend is serving. Private. No commercial because they
would not let the woman fly. Our actress paid for every last thing and the
couple got married. The actress flew the woman back home and has her staying
at her house until she gives birth and then is going to fly the new husband
back to the US so he can spend more time with his new wife and baby and not
taking all of his vacation flying.
Jessica
Biel/Justin Timberlake
317.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/29
You may be wondering what is going on with this young performer. Years of
crazy and destructive behavior have suddenly come to a screeching halt. Want
to hear whats really happening? There was a come-to-Jesus meeting a
few weeks ago. There were five main topics addressed in the meeting. 1. Although
he still has plenty of money, there is more cash going out than coming in.
2. There are people in the music industry he wants to work with who are refusing
to work with him. 3. He wants to be a movie star but cant get anything
except voice work. 4. There is some sort of legal issue (we dont know
what it is) looming on the horizon. 5. The only way to tackle all of these
issues simultaneously is by completely overhauling his image in a very short
period of time. He very reluctantly agreed to do it. The result: The 2015
Makeover Tour! Conservative looks, dress and behavior, and feigned humility
and cooperation to convince you that he is a good person who is easy to work
with. He and his team have a list of words to use regularly to promote his
new image (kind, soft, loving, caring, accountable, responsible, god, faith,
blessed, generous, giving, charity, mom, son, family) and they are choosing
their venues carefully. "The new image is completely fake and he knows it!
Thats why he looks so miserable and uncomfortable. He doesnt
believe anything that he is saying but he knows he has to say it. Hes
like the thief who knows he has to carry around a bible and claim that hes
found god in order to con the parole board into letting him out of jail.
His team is actually rehearsing with him and making him say stuff over and
over again so he sounds believable." Does he?
Justin
Bieber
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress has already spoken to a lawyer. She wants
power of attorney over the A list mostly movie actor she calls her boyfriend.
The lawyer said it would be much easier if they were married. Look out for
the quickie wedding and then watch out because the actor will never be the
same.
Amber
Heard/Johnny Depp (and voila, the quickie wedding and the mess that our actor
has become since it happened)
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#2**
Most of his therapy appointments are legit, but this former A+ list mostly
television actor who went on to movies before back to television where he
has stayed, has one weekly appointment 30 minutes in length. He calls it
therapy to his wife and maybe even believes it, but it is a rub and tug,
plain and simple. Ted Danson; Tim Allen
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
doesnt know it, but the person in her life she thinks she can trust
the most is selling stories about the actress to the tabloids. It is the
same reason that person got shunned by Hollywood for several years by another
A lister.
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#4**
SUPERBOWL: A hooker working this week at the Super Bowl said she had a client
who is an A list broadcaster/part-time actor and he never removed his cowboy
hat. Or boots.
Terry
Bradshaw
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress had to kick her girlfriend out of the house
they share this week for a couple of nights. Our actress came back from a
trip out of town early and found the girlfriend with another woman who had
previously stolen things from the actress when they hooked up before.
Kristen Stewart
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#6**
KINDNESS: If you have been reading the site since the beginning of time,
there is one B-/C+ list actress that I swore I would never be nice to on
the site after she humiliated a reader who was writing a piece on a movie
the no named talent less hack was starring in. See, there I go again. I will
be nice because she was. There were two women stuck in their car who had
driven off the side of the road and apparently hundreds of cars had passed
and not seen them. Our actress was a passenger and saw them. She wasnt
sure she had seen anything, but made the driver of her van turn around because
of something she said that made the hairs on her neck tingle. The car had
been covered so only a bit could be seen from the road. The two women were
fine when they were pulled out of the car by a rescue crew.
Olivia
Thirlby
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actor only gets that high because of his very
hit network show. The actor was asked to leave a Vegas club the other night
because he would not stop snorting coke in public. He took two women with
him when he left who were each about a foot taller than the actor.
Johnny
Galecki
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#8**
SUPERBOWL: Guess OITNB doesnt pay that well because an actress from
the show has gone to a hotel with a different guy each night this week. As
the big game approaches, her price has gone higher.
Taryn
Manning
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#9**
This model turned actress should divorce her husband quickly because she
is going to look foolish when that bartender from The Abbey sells the photos
of her naked husband that the bartender took while they were in bed together.
The husband had passed out. Molly Sims; Brooklyn Decker; Jaime
King
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#10**
This former A+ list tweener keeps saying he is going to make a comeback,
but considering how much time he spends doing drugs each day, there is not
much time left to do anything else.
Aaron
Carter
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#11**
#1- This former A_ list mostly movie actor who still is A list and has A+
list name recognition asked this still gorgeous B+ list mostly movie
actress/former co-star if she would lie to the media and admit they had an
affair. He thinks it would make him look good.
#2- This A list model/mogul has never seemed or acted racist in the past but she said she didnt want any women of color modeling her new line because it would hurt sales. Heidi Klum (launched in Australia)
#3 This A-/closer to B+ list singer who needs a good 2015 to keep people remembering her early 2014 success lost her baby recently via miscarriage but didnt tell her boyfriend because he thinks she is on the pill. Iggy Azalea; Arianna Grande
#4 This foreign born former A+ list model did more than just kiss the cheek of this A list celebrity when they ran into each other earlier this week for a show. The married celebrity blushed, especially hard when the model recounted in detail one weekend the two spent together before he got married. She was thorough. Kate Moss/Noel Gallagher
329. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 01/30
Which young singer is obsessed with MALE KEGELS so that he can last
longer in bed? "He has thrown away his cock rings and penis pumps and instead
is doing kegel exercises to help improve his stamina," a source tells NAUGHTY
GOSSIP. He is currently trying to clean up his image, and doesnt want
anyone to know that he is seeing a professional "dating coach" for ejaculation
advisor. Kegel exercises control your pubococcygeus muscles, so you can control
ejaculation and prolong ejaculation. It also helps you so you dont
pee in your pants or his new underwear! WINK BOOM! Justin
Bieber
330. WINE
AND SASS 01/30
This C-list mostly television actress who started out mostly movies, is back
with her A-list hot mess ex...again. That's not news, everyone knew that
would happen. She is literally the only one on the planet who can keep him
alive. Since returning to his life, he's been drama free, healthy and doing
some of his best work ever. Everyone is thriving and happy. Of course the
other shoe is going to drop soon. There are a couple of money hungry exes
on the loose and they have huge axes to grind. These two hate the C-lister
and blame her for everything wrong in their lives, like not having a drug
addled ATM buying them the pretty things. And there's no way this A-lister
is going to behave when temptation is being waved in his face. But this C-lister
knows what's up. The A-lister thinks he has a whole band of new buddies to
hang with, when really they're paid babysitters who report to the C-lister
and keep the A-lister on the straight and narrow. She made him sign control
of everything over to her. Even if he goes off the rails again, it will take
a lot to get his freedom back. Especially since one of the bunny boilers
showed up at her kids' school strung out and caused a scene. You can mess
with her ex all you want, he's a boomerang, but you mess with her kids? It's
on. Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen (Brooke Mueller and Brett Rossi)
331.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/30 **#1**
This singer has a big performance coming up very soon, so we thought we would
tell you a quick story that demonstrates how her fun on-stage personality
doesnt really match up to her control-freak backstage personality.
When she was on tour in the last year or so, her concert rider included a
table of fairly healthy foods (fruits and vegetables, chips and salsa, juices)
for her dressing room. At one venue, she heard that some food had been brought
into a separate room for the crew. Well, our singer stormed into the catering
room, saw the table laden with things like fried chicken, salads, soda, cookies,
and chips
and went ballistic! She yelled at everyone, demanding they
get rid of everything. She screamed, "If I cant have it, NOBODY can
have it!" and started throwing away entire platters of food. Since she was
their boss, no one said a word. They just stood there, hungry, watching the
out-of-control diva dump their dinner into the garbage
and then walk
away triumphantly. Katy Perry (Super Bowl half-timer performance)
332.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/30 **#2**
As you watch the Super Bowl this weekend, we want you to think about a man
who is one of the most famous American athletes of the past two decades.
You may have heard some whispers about him over the years, but we are going
to tell you the whole story. A couple of years after he was drafted, he fell
for a sports reporter who had covered him since the beginning of his professional
career. The two started out as friends and eventually embarked on a relationship
that lasted for several years. One reason they never made their relationship
public is because they were both in other relationships. The sportscaster
was living with someone else at the time and the athlete was publicly dating
some beautiful and famous women. The other reason they didnt make their
relationship public is because the sportscaster is a man. Yes, our superstar
athlete is gay. Always has been. The female celebrities he dated (including
a very famous actress) and the wife he eventually married and divorced were
all beards to dispel the gay rumors. While he publicly denies that he is
gay, he has been involved with many men over the years. The relationship
with the sportscaster was the longest one that we know about. Our athlete
only had one live-in boyfriend that we know about, a young male college student
who moved out after two years when the gay rumors started up again. While
our athlete doesnt have a boyfriend right now, he sees plenty of men.
He loves throwing boys-only parties (which supposedly get pretty wild), and,
since he is a rich, handsome, affable former professional athlete, he pretty
much has his pick of any boy he wants. Whenever those pesky rumors surface,
he can always find a pretty female who is thrilled to be seen on his very
celebrated arm. Why doesnt he come out? Well, he has watched with great
interest the reception that other gay professional athletes have gotten,
and, in his opinion, its not worth it. He has plenty of money, but
he knows that his many endorsement deals would likely dry up as soon as he
came out. He is worried about the backlash from former teammates and from
fans that idolized him and hung posters of him on their wall. He believes
his legacy would suffer. Not a sports fan? Send this post to your favorite
sports nut (via one of the social media buttons below) and ask them who they
think it is. And if you think that our athletes worries are unfounded,
try this at your Super Bowl party this weekend: Ask the straight man sitting
next to you who he thinks are the greatest professional athletes of the last
twenty years. Pick any of the names, state that the athlete is gay, and watch
his reaction. Thats why this superstar athlete isnt coming out
anytime soon. Troy Aikman "Dallas Cowboys"
333. MR.
X 01/31 **#1**
What iconic actor/entertainer who recently came out of the closet recently
admitted to a close friend that he got with his now ex-wife mainly because
they both wanted kids? Other than that, they never had sex.
Joel
Grey/Jo Wilder (Jennifer Grey, James Katz)
334. MR.
X 01/31 **#2**
What right-wing loon who claims hes that dead teen star {and that he
faked his death) recently had an encounter with the late actors brother
which left the latter yelling to his PR people over the phone to get a
restraining order?
Mark
Dice/River Phoenix/Joaquin Phoenix
335. MR.
X 01/31 **#3**
Remember that overseas reality show creating fake drama to boost up ratings?
Well, now the producers are resorting to phantom Twitter users making death
threats to the shows participants. There have been whispers that two
of those participants will finally spill about the shows fake-ness
once they get back to the US. "Big Brother/UK"
(Perez
Hilton)
(Jeremy
Jackson)
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who was recently seen in that movie that a
government didnt like says he will only return for a sequel to a different
movie he shot a couple of years ago if this A list former tweener has sex
with him. Apparently she rebuffed him last time and it really makes him mad.
James
Franco ("The Interview")/Selena Gomez ("Spring Breakers")
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who stars in a huge franchise, but is instantly
forgettable in and out of it is thinking about quitting Hollywood and moving
overseas so he can live life the way he wants without publicists telling
him how he should act and who he should be with to be a proper movie star.
Josh
Hutcherson "The Hunger Games"
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