NOTE: Guesses in italics are only
guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#1**
This former B+ list model turned celebrity recently flew to Europe for
a
quick two day trip to reunite with her ex-boyfriend. Her ex is married
and
our model is technically married, but the A list ex-boyfriend was in
need
of a special trick that our celebrity used to always perform on the A
lister
which his wife won’t do.
Amber
Rose/Kanye West (probably a strap-on)
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress and her A list singer might have been
acting
romantic while in public but then why the separate hotel rooms while
out
of the country on a trip? Not even the same suite. Barely the same
floor.
They only got together when they emerged in public. She just loves
those
cold and sterile relationships.
Nicole
Kidman/Keith Urban
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#3**
This very good looking foreign born almost A list mostly movie actor
might
have a significant other but when he had the chance to hook up with
this
long time A list super model he went for it and so did she. She didn’t
even care about money which is probably a first for her. The fact they
did
it at an event and couldn’t wait to be alone says it might last a week
or even two or until his significant other gets back to town.
Naomi
Campbell and Idris Elba
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#4**
Freakiest thing I have heard in awhile. Halftime entertainer for a
football
game this weekend was spotted in his dressing room playing with
himself.
Not what you think though. Well, not exactly. It turns out that the A
list
singer/featured performer who often sings in a language other than
English
rubs his manhood with makeup before each performance and also takes a
Viagra
or two to make sure there is a bulge. Yeah, not sure why about the
makeup
either. But he takes it seriously.
Pitbull
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#5**
This permanent A list singer who is living off his hits from several
decades
ago was at a hotel in London recently and had a male escort delivered.
Nothing
unusual about this. What was unusual was that our singer, who is not
really
that open about his sexuality was in a wheelchair. Apparently unless he
is
singing on stage or doing some type of television appearance he doesn’t
have the strength to walk and has a 24 hour nurse to help him too.
Barry
Manilow
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#6**
This so far one hit wonder who admittedly does have a very big hit that
is
very catchy, had her own Black Friday type of moment over the weekend
when
she beat all comers to a coke stash that someone brought to her party.
She
wouldn’t share with anyone but did offer the guy who brought it some
sex. He declined and it could be because of the puke stained sweater
she
was wearing because she had been drinking all day and didn’t want to
clean up after puking. A real winner. Meghan Trainor; Charli XCX
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#7**
I don’t believe the MIley Cyrus pregnancy story. What I do believe is
that this B+ list rapper is doing his best to make this B+ list reality
star
from an A list reality family pregnant so he can tap into the fame and
money
and that she is so rebellious and so wanting to get back at her family
that
she might be trying to get pregnant. She thinks it is love. He thinks
of
it as money. There are reports she is pregnant. If she is, and plans on
keeping
the baby she would be best off telling the world immediately. There are
those
close to her who would do everything to talk her out of it.
Kylie
Jenner/Tyga
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#8**
This former A list singer with or without her group is now a B list
solo
artist. She told a friend the other day that she still has not bonded
with
her child and is indifferent to spending time with the child and only
does
so to make her significant other happy. Fergie/Josh Duhamel
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#9**
This A list model/sometime reality star got into a fight with her
husband
the other day while shopping for baby stuff. He kept telling her he
didn’t
even want the baby and still thinks she lied whatever that means.
Coco
Rocha
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#10**
One of the site’s favorite foreign born former A- list television
actress
turned C list straight to On Demand actress is in a bad way with drugs
right
now and has been that way since she lost a baby a few months ago. She
needs
rehab but apparently doesn’t think so herself. Things are not good for
her right now at all. Misha Barton
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#11**
This actress was poised to hit A list. She might still get there.
Foreign
born she is in a nice solid B range and is an Academy award
winner/nominee.
Young still. Lots of chances ahead, but she is aging very quickly
because
of what she has gone through the past five years. She says she goes to
therapy
multiple times each week to deal with it. She was horribly scarred by a
past
relationship with an A list mostly movie actor and lately he has been
talking
about her again in public which frightens her because she thinks it
means
he will be coming after her again. He tried to control her life and
everything
she did and was in her face 24/7 and left her shell shocked. Trying to
escape
she found her way into the arms of a celebrity who is also A list and
she
thought things would quiet down for her and stabilize. Instead she was
thrown
into a world of drugs and cheating and lies and her life spun even more
out
of control. Her acting suffered and she had to turn down parts because
she
couldn’t stop shaking or trembling. Therapy she says helps and she is
trying to move forward with the celebrity but it is tough to trust him
or
to know that everything will be alright and that she can have a normal
life.
To see this actress now compared to a photo of her five or six years
ago
is like looking at a completely different person.
Actress: Carey Mulligan
Past relationship: Shia LaBeouf
A list celebrity: Marcus Mumford
12.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/01 **#1**
This brunette beauty is a multi-hyphenate performer. She thought that
she
was dating another performer. However, when our girl showed up at an
event
last week, she was awkwardly rejected at the door… because her musical
boyfriend was there with another woman! Given how messy his life is
with
multiple women and children, a little bit of embarrassment may actually
save
her a lot of heartache. Let’s hope she goes home, takes a nice long
look in the mirror, and realizes that she is really nothing more than a
booty
call to him. Christina Milian/Lil Wayne (daughter’s
sixteenth
birthday party)
13.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/01 **#2**
This actress is currently on location for a film that is being shot in
an
American city. She was eating out the other night at a pizza restaurant
with
a companion. No, her famous husband was not there with her. She seemed
to
be in a good mood. She was kind and polite to the servers, smiled at
other
patrons who recognized her, and laughed and joked with her friend. They
did
not finish the entire pizza, and our actress had the server box up the
rest.
Our actress walked outside the restaurant, looked around… and gave it
to a very grateful homeless man. We love it when celebrities do nice
things
without the paparazzi around! You’re probably wondering how she looked.
Well, her face was scrubbed clean of makeup and she was wearing a dark,
baggy
sweater. We hear that her on-set clothing has been very concealing as
well.
If you are a regular reader, you know exactly why those clothes are
loose…
even if our actress hasn’t announced it yet!
Jessica
Biel/Justin Timberlake (filming in Cincinnati)
14.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/01 **#3**
Esteemed actress Susan Sarandon recounted her experience with sexual
harassment
and the casting couch in an interview with Elle Magazine. "I just went
into
a room, and a guy practically threw me on the desk. It was in my early
days
in New York, and it was really disgusting." One of her first movies
during
"her early days in New York" was Rocky Horror Picture Show, but we do
not
know if this story is related to the cast or crew of that film. A very
controlled
Sarandon described the encounter as "not successful, for either of us."
Who
was the Disgusting Guy?
15.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/01 **#4**
He is one of the stars of a hit TV show. She is a crew member on the
show.
They are both either married or in steady relationships. He comes
across
as a confident performer, but he actually has his anxious moments
before
he has to perform. So she visits him before his scenes and helps him
relieve
his anxiety… which is apparently stored in one particular part of his
anatomy! She just asks, "Hand or mouth?" and gets to work. It’s all
over in five minutes, and they both get on with their day. By the way,
other
than these little sessions at work, there doesn’t seem to be much going
on between the two.
16. NEWS
CORP AUSTRALIA 12/01
Cheryl Cecchetto has crafted the biggest parties in show business over
the
past 25 years, including official celebrations for the Oscars and Emmy
Awards,
and a host of famous weddings. Now the veteran Hollywood event planner
is
in Australia to promote her new book, Passion to Create, which lifts
the
lids on the logistics involved in throwing a big ticket bash. "It’s
like pulling together a major production with talent, catering,
lighting,
sound ... the whole lot," Cecchetto said. "But it’s the world of
celebrity
so if it doesn’t all come together, people notice." One year at a major
event] she came face-to-face with an Aussie actor who she describes as
one
of the most difficult stars she has encountered. "I don’t mention any
names because that’s not who I am," she said. But the story is one
she’s willing to share. After nearly 100 phone calls between her
company
and the unnamed celebrity’s people, working out his many and varied
demands, he finally agreed to appear in order to accept an award. As
well
as demanding a big supply of M&M chocolates in his dressing room,
with
the green ones removed, he showed up extremely late and refused to take
his
seat in the audience. When he did collect his award, the arrogant actor
demanded
to leave early — and was only coaxed back to the party when his brother
pointed out how rude he was being. Russell Crowe; Joel Edgerton
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#1**
This former singer turned reality star who is way more famous as a
reality
star despite her family singing connections cheated on her husband and
thinks
her new guy is worth getting a divorce. Her new guy is married though
and
she doesn’t know it. Her new guy also currently has two women pregnant
at the same time so this should all be fun to watch unfold. Tamar
Braxton
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#2**
This married A-/B+ list mostly movie actor could see some serious
acting
hardware come to him this year or at least his film. This past week he
hooked
up with an actress who is B list and is on an almost television thing
and
also does movies. She is playing the field again now that she is
single,
but her last two hookups are both in relationships.
Married actor: Mark Ruffalo ("Foxcatcher")
Actress: Robin Wright
Show: "House of Cards"
Last 2 hookups: Jon Hamm ("The Congress")
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actress who had a great 2014 with hits and
indies
and definitely made a name for herself is in a battle with her people.
She
wants to come out and they just want her to do nothing more than say
she
is bisexual and preferably not even go that far. Shailene Woodley
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#4**
I hope her phone is secure because this A+ list singer was trying on
lots
of clothes two days ago while shopping and kept snapping photos of
herself
in various states of undress and dress while trying them all on. She is
not
exactly known for showing off any portion of her body.
Taylor
Swift
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#5**
He went because this still A list supermodel told him her kids wouldn’t
be there. She lied. She really thought that if they were all forced
together
in one location that everything would be great. It wasn’t and he is
over it and her attempts to try and make this a long term thing.
Heidi
Klum and Vito Schnabel
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#6**
This B list reality star from an A list reality show goes into a car
shop
almost everyday and is convinced he has a tracking device on his car
and
has been getting more and more paranoid about it each day when they
tell
him nothing is on it. The reality star looks as if he has not slept in
weeks.
Scott
Disick "The Kardashians"
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#7**
She says she is getting married but this B list celebrity who is way
out
of the limelight compared to some members of her family is never seen
with
her soon to be husband and a lot of that has to do with him cheating on
her.
They got engaged to stop the rumors of him cheating but they are not
rumors.
There has been no wedding planning at all. They just need to call it
quits
and save the embarrassment.
Nicky
Hilton/James Rothschild
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#8**
He said he couldn’t see her because he was working all last weekend.
She begged for him to join her on her business trip, but the A list
singer
was unsuccessful and her actor boyfriend took the time to be with a
woman
from his show that he has been seeing regularly but not easily for fear
of
getting caught.
Singer: Lady Gaga
Boyfriend: Taylor Kinney
Show: "Chicago Fire"
Co-star:
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#9**
This married B list mostly movie actor who has gone through multiple
marriages
and restraining orders was at a club on Friday night and had no
problems
finding a woman to go back to his hotel with him. Hey at least he
didn’t
beat her. That is always a possibility. Terrence Howard
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#10**
Child Protective Services paid a visit to the home of this bad actress
turned
reality star because a teacher of one of her kids said that they were
on
a diet and were not allowed to eat at school and only could eat at
home.
Apparently mom thinks at least one of her kids is too fat. Tori
Spelling
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#11**
This actor is B- list. He has a really famous name in a different kind
of
way and a face that most people recognize but don’t put with the name.
Movies are his thing. He has been in some big movies the past year and
is
getting some critical acclaim. He also is using his fame to the full
extent.
He has been in this space before for some aggressive behavior towards
women
but nothing that reached this point. He was with a woman for a short
amount
of time that was attracted to him because of his fame. Our actor took
advantage
of this and made her do things she probably would not have done
otherwise.
Afterwards he would buy her dinner or a present. One night though was
something
that caused her to leave. He brought her back to his place and there
was
another woman there and he told his girlfriend that he wanted to watch
her
with another woman. His girlfriend said no and kept saying no but at
the
same time allowed herself to be touched and kissed. She says she kept
saying
no and wanted to get away but that she was being held down by the other
woman
and our actor. At some point during the encounter the actor began
having
sex with the other woman and his girlfriend grabbed her clothes and
left.
In a phone call she recorded with him the next day he wanted to know
why
she left early and that seemed really into it and they should do it
again
later that night. The girlfriend has never seen the actor since and
admits
she was buzzed but also that she did not want to be there but also had
told
the actor being with another woman was something she had wanted to do.
I
say she was forced. She isn’t sure what she is going to do.
28.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/02
This professional athlete pretends to be a family man. However, he is
not
actually living in his family home anymore! While on a road trip a
while
back, he hired an escort. It wasn’t the first time. However, he soon
became enamored with this one and she became a big part of his life. He
even
bought another place near his family home just so she could be close to
him
year-round. He now spends most of his time shacked up with this
escort/mistress.
He has a more clean-cut image than many of his teammates, so this one
may
come as a surprise to many. By the way, yes, his wife knows. No, she’s
definitely not OK with it. However, she is OK with keeping up
appearances
right now. After all, there are those endorsement deals to consider! Chris
Paul; Drew Brees; Peyton or Eli Manning
29. WINE
AND SASS 12/02
There's been a lot of gossip that this A List actress is approaching
this
awards season ready to come out on top, finally bask in the sun and out
of
the decade-long shadow she's been in of this other A+ List "rival." Of
course
all her over-involved fans she has say she doesn't care one way or
another
and is just living her life and completely over it. If you call
obsessively
getting head to toe body treatments, secret calls to the best designers
to
start making her dress NOW and interviewing speech writers to help her
with
speeches all before her movies have even come out "completely over it,"
then....ok. She's always been a bit of a control freak, but this is at
a
level no one has ever seen her at. Her team has never seen her so
focused
on creating the perfect awards season so she can look the part she so
desperately
wants to be: Not just a fledgling comedy actress, but someone who is a
contender
and will be plastered all over the place with stories focused on her
varied
craft and how amazing, happy and normal her life is. They think it was
triggered
from a recent event the A+ List Rival actress had. Her team also said
that
she thinks that if she can't break the stigma this year that she's been
in
that its never going to happen and she fears she will fade out
completely.
She's counting on these accolades to prove to herself, the film
industry
and to "her" that she is an equal....no matter what occurred in the
past.
A
list actress: Jennifer Aniston (news surfaced today that she just hired
a
professional Oscar Campaign Coach)
A+ rival: Angelina Jolie
Awards season: Best Actresss for "Cake"
Recent event: Wedding of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#1**
This A list singer while in his A+ list group and probably would be a
B-
if he ever went solo brought his girlfriend to an event last night but
it
didn’t stop him from getting the phone number of this former tweener
turned singer and he was telling her that his girlfriend wasn’t
serious.
Our tweener turned singer has a boyfriend but has also been known to
take
advantage of opportunities. Interesting to see what will happen.
Liam
Payne (Sophia Smith)/Ariana Grande (Big Sean) "Victoria's Secret
Fashion
Show 2014"
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#2**
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network
show
that ended a couple of years ago was in tears this week when discussing
her
newlywed husband because he is cheating on her. Our actress has been
branching
out into other things and has not been home as much and it could be
over
almost as fast as it started. Not Blake Lively.
Leighton
Meester ("Gossip Girl")/Adam Brody
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#3**
This former A list singer turned C lister with higher name recognition
thanks
to her one name finally gave up on the singer that strung her along and
has
found herself back with this B+ list athlete. He is just using her but
she
doesn’t care. He had a poker party the other night and made her serve
the table topless but she just did it. I don’t know where her self
respect
went, but it is long gone.
Singer: Ashanti
Ex: Nelly
Athlete: DeSean Jackson
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#4**
For the first time in months this A+ list singer drank and she also got
hammered.
Apparently she also got very angry in the morning when she found out
the
guy she took home and slept with to make an A list model jealous also
didn’t use a condom. Our singer was too wasted to notice. The screaming
could be heard all the way down the hall and on the floor below her
room
too.
Singer:
Rihanna
A list model: Cara Delevingne
Guy
she took home: (POSSIBLY) Steven Klein
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#5**
This way underage actress is sure not being shy talking about partying
she
did with this A list Academy award winner/nominee on a movie they
recently
shot together. She says there was sex involved but that her parents
don’t
care about that but would probably care about the drugs. Ethan
Hawke/Hailee
Steinfeld "Ten Thousand Saints"; Joey King/James Franco "Zeroville";
Sean
Astin/Sammi Hanratty "Bad Kids Go 2 Hell"
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#6**
Limits of power. This A+ list singer was able to ban someone from
working,
but was unable to ban an A list model from attending. She was able to
ban
a foreign born singer turned actress from attending but not one of the
people
she hates the most who is in Blind Item #1 from working.
Event: "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2014"
A+ list singer: Taylor Swift
Model banned:
Jessica
Hart
A list model:
Foreign born singer/actress: Rita Ora
Hated person: Ariana Grande
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#7**
Not technically a beard, but this foreign born A list mostly television
actor
does have a movie in the awards season talking and his boss didn’t want
him going solo to every event hence the girlfriend. The whole
engagement
thing was poorly planned though because there was no backstory planned
or
even how the proposal occurred. Benedict Cumberbatch "The Imitation
Game"
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#8**
They were drunk. That is what they say anyway when asked. The sister of
this
foreign born A list model had sex with the A lister’s husband. Drunk
is what they say. The aging model is used to drunken behavior. She is
about
the only one who doesn’t know what happened. Lottie Moss
(Kate)/Jamie
Hince
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#9**
This actress is the epitome of B list. Has a great face and you would
know
her when you see it, but maybe have a tough time with the name. She is
on
a great pay cable show that is not one of the channels you typically
pay
for like HBO, etc., although she will do something for one of them in
the
very near future. Lots of movies. Great supporting role in a great
movie
this year. Anyway, our actress was married. Had a kid or kids in the
marriage.
Got out of the marriage without fuss or muss or tabloid coverage. Why
would
there be tabloid coverage? Well she was cheating on her husband for a
year
with a no name actor she met. This was movie cheating stuff where they
were
having sex everywhere and she was flying him all over to her sets and
there
was not a second they were not having sex. Her husband found out and
the
whole thing could have made her look horrible just as her career was
taking
off. It was kept quiet until a little something happened to several
celebrities.
Suddenly people are asking questions about dates and times of events
and
she has gone silent when people ask her. She stays inside as much as
possible
and refuses to do press for her show and almost dropped out of the
bigger
pay cable thing because she doesn’t want to answer questions about what
happened and timing and just wishes it would all go away. Parts of it
will
never go away.
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#10**
One of the site’s favorite celebrity hookers who used to be a reality
star and would love to sleep her way into another reality show could
not
get any guys interested in her the other night and people were
snickering
behind her back because she was trying so hard and kept dropping the
name
of her bff who used to turn tricks with her back in the day. The only
time
the two hang out is if the former reality star begs and begs but the
former
reality star is not allowed on a certain show any longer so she doesn’t
ask as much.
Brittny
Gastineau (Kim Kardashian)
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#11**
Journalists talking about the sexuality of this A+ list singer last
night
who everyone expects to come out at some point in the next year. "Last
few
boyfriends – gay, gay, bi-sexual leaning towards gay." "Oh, and there
was the virgin too." "Yeah, well we know he isn’t a virgin any longer
knowing who he is dating now. She probably has sex with him a million
times
a day."
A+ list singer: Taylor Swift
Gay: Taylor Lautner
Gay: Harry Styles
Bi-sexual leaning towards gay: Jake Gyllenhaal
Virgin: Patrick Schwarzenegger (dating Miley Cyrus)
41.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/03 **#1**
This pretty actress starred in one of the top 20 highest-grossing films
of
all time. You will soon see her doing the publicity rounds to promote
her
new project. She had a little plastic surgery. It’s not one of those
super-fake, Botox-frozen, surprised-eyebrows, overblown lips makeovers.
She
just lost the bags underneath her eyes and tightened up her jawline a
little
bit. She still has a full range of facial expressions. It’s pretty good
work. When you see her and think that something looks just a little bit
different, now you’ll know exactly what it is.
Laura
Dern/"Jurassic Park" promoting "Wild"
42.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/03 **#2**
This reality star is now grasping at straws to try to delay the
inevitable.
Her latest grasp is to blame her financial troubles on… the very person
who was trying to HELP her settle her financial troubles! The truth is
that
the reality star purposefully withheld substantial amounts of data from
the
helper. She thought that the less that she disclosed, the less
liability
she would face. Well, that little scheme didn’t work out the way she
planned, and now she needs to blame someone. Because, in her mind, she
NEVER
lies and things are NEVER her fault. We don’t know if there is some
mental condition that explains this behavior, but one of her few
remaining
friends believes that there is something very wrong with her.
Teresa
Giudice "Real Housewives of New Jersey" suing lawyer
42.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/03 **#3**
This guy in the news acts like a very mild-mannered, clean-cut person
when
you see him on TV. In his personal life, though, he is attracted to
exactly
the opposite! The more tattooed and thuggish and "street" you are, the
better
your chances of going home with him or dating him. If you have a prison
record
and enjoy a bit of violence and pain… even better! You would NEVER
guess
all this by looking at him. Don Lemon (CNN)
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actress was A list for the briefest of
times
had her best role on one of the best pay cable shows ever from way back
in
the day. Anyway, now she acts, talks and does what she can to make a
buck
and was threatened with a lawsuit if she didn’t promote a show even
though she hates everyone on it. So, she promoted it using the least
amount
of words possible.
Actress:
Annabella Sciorra
Show/character: "The Sopranos"/Gloria Trillo
New show: "Wishin' and Hopin'"
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#2**
This celebrity turned reality star who has now been in four or five
reality
shows and makes most of her earnings from it has been pressuring an
adult
video company to hold off on releasing a sex tape that stars our
reality
star and another woman for several months so she does not look like a
hypocrite
and also because she is enjoying the feeling of people being on her
side
which she thinks will go away. Kendra Wilkinson
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress was a no show at the launch of a
product
for her A list celebrity husband. The two are clearly not getting along
and
he has been spending more time with his mistress than his wife.
Dwyane
Wade/Gabrielle Union (Li-Ning sneakers)
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04/14 **#4**
This foreign born former A list television actor who became an A+ list
movie
actor is now living off that name recognition. He also was out of his
mind
the other night on some drug and kept looking over his shoulder and
telling
people he was being followed. He could barely stand still to say hi,
let
alone take a photo at the event.
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#5**
During a round of press interviews, this A+ list mostly movie actress
who
is doing other things that are getting her noticed this awards season
had
the temperature in the room as low as the a/c would go. Apparently it
was
to make sure she left her long sleeve jacket on to hide some needle
tracks
in the crook of her arm.
Angelina
Jolie (produced and directed "Unbroken")
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#6**
Do you think when everyone on the set of your show is telling you to
hold
off having a baby and frowning when they see you with all of the
ovulation
tests that they are trying to tell you something about the man you want
to
be the father of your kids. This A list mostly television actress on a
huge
network show should listen. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting "Big Bang Theory"
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actress ordered the front desk not to forward
any
calls from her husband. When he tried to circumvent that she ordered no
calls
and also ordered a disposable cell phone she could use to talk and
leave
her other phone off.
Reese
Witherspoon (Jim Toth)
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#8**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show, who and which I
dislike
immensely, was out the other night when a waiter at a club showed our
reality
star photos of her step-father making out with another guy. They were
taken
by the waiter and he has not decided what to do with them. Kim
Kardashian/Bruce Jenner
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#9**
#1 – This foreign born singer who is married to an Academy Award
winner/nominee couldn’t make it to the bathroom at a club the other
night because he was so drunk. He decided the hallway looked just fine.
Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman
#2 – This much younger foreign born singer than the one in #1 talks a good game but the A- lister has had sex with his performer ex lots of times. Lots. So, don’t believe the whole faithful to the girlfriend thing he likes to project. Ed Sheeran (Athina Andrelos)/Ellie Goulding
#3 – This former A list tweener actress is all grown up and doesn’t act but still has A list name recognition. She also made quite the sight the other night sharing lines of coke with her former television dad. Ashley Olsen/Bob Saget "Full House"
52. MR. X
12/04 **#1**
What B-list mostly movie actor who recently co-starred in a franchise
got
himself a new beard? The pictures that actor’s PR people put out of
her shows a noticeable adam’s apple which could only mean one thing…
53. MR. X
12/04 **#2**
What foreign born one-named singer who currently has a song on the
radio
smoked some meth right before his big gig the other night?
Hozier
"The Victoria Secret Show"
54. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/04
This femcee may claim to be a Queen but that doesn’t exactly mean
she’s acting like one … especially since her baby daddy bounced.
She’s now said to be crying out a MayDay! Word is … she turned
to one boxing champ, asking to join his harem (aka payroll). That could
explain
why Barbie showed up at the Soul Train Awards with the Boxer as her
date.
But despite it all … we’re told our blind item is "messed up" over
baby daddy breakin’ out on her. Check it: "Before he cut loose, he told
her: ‘You look like one of the wax figures in Madame Tussauds museum.’
Her baby daddy is telling people that he’s a happier man, and that
he’s found a new love for generic strippers."
Queen:
Lil' Kim
Baby
Daddy: Bronx rapper Peoples Hernandez
Boxer:
Floyd Mayweather
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#1**
This B list celebrity turned author turned back to D list celebrity
kind
of on par with Tila Tequila, tried to get this A list everything to
marry
her. He had sex with her for awhile but wasn’t interested in the
marriage
thing so now she is having sex with his son and is trying to convince
him
they should have a kid together.
Karrie
"Superhead" Steffans/P. Diddy/stepson Quincy
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actor who has been in the news this week
for
all the wrong reasons refuses to talk to his co-star because she
replaced
him on another show when he had to go to rehab. He hates that a woman
could
have replaced him and that producers shouldn’t have forced him off the
show for rehab.
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#3**
This married B list performer won the award for being most wasted
during
a live national television performance the other night. I’m surprised
she could sing. She did however make a big deal of taking off her
panties
prior to taking the stage and then putting them back on when she
finished.
Bizarre.
LeAnn
Rimes "Christmas in Rockefeller"
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#4**
This B+ list reality television host on a long running A list cable
reality
show has moved herself into the home of this ancient A list celebrity
for
the next month and plans on having him sign some documents her lawyers
drew
up which would give her another couple of million bucks for her nest
egg.
This is her bread and butter. Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress from a new network hit drama
leaked
some news this week that was in response to a leak that is coming about
her
girlfriend. What better way to stop that news in its tracks then what
she
did.
Jada
Pinkett Smith "Gotham"
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#6**
This former A list tweener turned part-time singer and full-time model
chaser
is waiting for his world to crash in after a model he slept with says
she
is going to the police because she says he raped her. So far her lawyer
and
his lawyer have been trying to work things out. Justin Bieber
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#7**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who hits A+ list at times
and
is an Academy Award winner/nominee barred his kids from attending the
premiere
of his latest movie because his new girlfriend doesn’t like kids.
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#8**
This still married B+ list reality star from an A list reality show
made
it perfectly clear the other night to this A list everything who is
spending
some time on network reality himself that she would be willing to hook
up
with him even though he is married. She loves having rumors about her
sex
life in the tabloids.
Khloe
Kardashian/Pharrell
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#9**
They might have showed up together but this A list director/producer
and
his wife barely spoke while at an event. It was like ice between them
and
no one gives their relationship much past the holidays.
Katie
McGrath and J.J. Abrams "Children's Defense Fund's 24th Annual Beat The
Odds
Awards"
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#10**
This B list singer who is more famous for reality television than her
singing
career is telling friends she had a miscarriage with this foreign born
A
list mostly movie actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous and worked with
our
star. He does tend to get a lot of women pregnant. Idris Elba/K.
Michelle;
Hugh Grant/Leona Lewis or Cheryl Cole
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#11**
Back in the day I was working backstage at a concert to earn a couple
of
bucks but I don’t even remember getting paid. I do remember having one
hell of a weekend though. This was back when every weekend seemed to
produce
some type of charity concert. Get a whole bunch of people together and
find
some cause and then play a massive show in front of a hundred thousand
screaming
people who have been drinking and smoking all weekend in the hot sun.
They
have all this festival stuff down to a science now with first aid
stations
and tons of security but back then these things were thrown together
pretty
quickly and dehydration and overdoses were as common as women flashing
for
cameras. I stumbled into the gig because I was a good gofer and this A
list
mostly television actress who they assigned me to was supposedly a huge
pain
to deal with and I was to follow her around for 48 hours. This was an
eye
opening 48 hours. It was the first time I saw someone actually shooting
up
and was also given a 30 minute lecture by this now deceased former A
list
guitarist who could rock anyone anytime before he tragically was killed
about
the proper mixture of cocaine and heroin in a speedball. I remember him
also
making me hold his drug stash while he and the actress I was following
around
had sex. Everyone wanted to have sex with her. She was A list at the
time
and super sexy and in between marriages. She was iconic at the time
because
of something that was named after her television character. One guy who
relentlessly hit on her all weekend to the point where she threatened
to
walk out was the lead singer of this then A list rock group. They might
have
been A+ list then and just finally recently called it quits. Pretty
much
everyone in the band is a name you know. I’m not even sure why he was
trying all that hard to have sex with the actress because I have never
seen
someone at the height of their popularity like he was be at a concert
where
it seemed like every woman there wanted to sleep with him. He was
having
sex with multiple women per hour and doing lines of coke in between to
stay
sharp. He played two songs the entire weekend but must have had sex
with
50-60 women. One singer that was there who is also dead now I watched
light
himself on fire while freebasing. He performed wearing a bandage over
his
arm where he had severely burned himself and had already fallen so fast
in
the few years since he had been on top. He pretty much stayed with his
band
and the only reason I saw him burn himself is because he wanted to meet
the
actress I was following and was like a kid in a candy store and kept
taking
photo after photo to make sure he got one that turned out. The actress
really
turned out to not be a pain at all. Considering how much everyone
wanted
a photo or to be seen with her she just laughed at all the attention
and
didn’t take any of it seriously and she even told me she knew she
wasn’t a great actress and that she could relate to many of the groups
performing because she considered herself a one hit wonder and knew her
time
would end as an A lister but she also knew she could make money based
off
what she did with that one hit and that was all that mattered to her. I
remember
at the end of the weekend she gave me a shirt (she had been throwing
identical
ones to the crowd all weekend) but this one she signed her name to and
also
she attached a note with a little gold safety pin and it was a nice
card
that said thanks for keeping her out of trouble and for a few other
things.
It was a nice touch and somewhere along the line I lost the shirt, but
still
have the card with the gold safety pin.
A
list television actress: Catherine Bach
Show: "The Dukes of Hazzard"
Deceased former A list guitarist: Stevie Ray Vaughan (killed in
helicopter
crash)
Iconic television character item: Daisy Dukes
Lead singer of this then A list rock group: Vince Neil "Mötley
Crüe"
Freebasing singer: Rick James
66.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05 **#1**
This under-35 music artist just found out that she will NOT be
receiving
the Grammy nomination she really wanted… and boy is she MAD! She
immediately
yelled at her producer and her label and her publicist for not pushing
hard
enough for this particular award. She just kept repeating, "What the
fuck?!
What happened?!" Oh, she’ll probably get some other nomination/s. Just
not the one she thinks she really deserves!
Artist: Beyoncé
Nomination she really wanted: "Record of the Year"
67.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05 **#2**
This actress recently scored a gig that will have her portray the kind
of
quintessentially sexy woman who drives men wild. There is just one
little
issue. She is a same-sex kind of girl. It’s not like her personal life
will affect her ability to perform the role. She is a really good
actor.
However, producers are trying to figure out how to suppress her private
life
so that the public will buy the man magnet image they are trying to
sell.
Actress:
Lea Seydoux
Upcoming
Role or Project: James Bond girl in new James Bond film,
"Spectre"
68.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05 **#3**
Was she really kissing that girl? Is she bisexual? Is she gay? Brace
yourselves
for the truth! No. No. And no. Sorry! We know it’s a let down, but
it’s the truth. That was so mean of us to tease you. To make it up to
you, how about if we tell you next week what’s REALLY going on with
her and that guy? (Yes, we do know!)
She:
Taylor Swift
That
Girl: Karlie Kloss
That
Guy: Matt Healy
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#1**
This former B+ list tweener television actress turned reality star
turned
television actress turned a bunch of other things has a very close
family
member who has traveled an almost identical path in the entertainment
world.
Anyway, the other night at a party, our former B+ lister who is married
was
going hard at it with a guy not her husband and the close family member
said
nothing. Tia and Tamera Mowry
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#2**
She just can’t stay away from her co-stars. No matter how many times
this B list mostly television actress with the A list last name gets
burned
she keeps repeating the same mistakes. She most recently cheated on her
long
term boyfriend to be with her current co-star and follows him all over
the
country. He is just using her and eventually she will realize that she
has
been burned again.
B list actress: Sophia Bush
A list last name: Bush
Co-stars: Chad Michael Murray ("One Tree Hill"), Jon Foster ("Stay
Alive"),
James Lafferty("One Tree Hill"), Austin Nichols ("One Tree Hill")
Long term boyfriend: Google manager Dan Fredinburg
Current co-star: Jesse Lee Soffer "Chicago P.D."
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#3**
This former A list tweener actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor took
his
girlfriend home for the holidays but he never actually spent any time
with
her. They said they did but he dropped her off at a friend’s house and
then picked her back up at the end of the weekend. Photo ops at the
airport
in both directions.
Zac
Efron/Sami Miro
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#4**
It is ok for this reality family from multiple reality shows on the
same
network not called E! to have gay friends but they don’t want anyone
to think someone in their family is gay. Well, the son better get a new
beard
pronto because the last one dumped him when she discovered she was a
beard.
Albie Manzo "Real Housewives of New Jersey" and "Manzo'd with
Children"
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#5**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very very hit cable show
pulled
a Dina Lohan and walked out of a party with about $20K in booze. The
organizers
were not happy.
Norman
Reedus "The Walking Dead"
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#6**
The friends of this foreign born A list mostly movie actor from that
franchise
are worried for him because his girlfriend is one messed up addict who
uses
all the time and always wants the actor to join her. Robert
Pattinson
and FKA Twigs
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#7**
This former A- list tweener who is a nice B+ list singer right now
continues
to lie to her fans. It was a slip. It was a couple of nights of coke
and
booze and it has happened more than once. She sanitizes all her excuses
until
she is cornered.
Demi
Lovato
76. JANET
CHARLTON 12/07
This Oscar winning actress is considered to be one of America’s
Sweethearts,
and her most recent film is gathering Oscar buzz. Another nomination is
a
distinct possibility. This has her team of advisors in a dither. She is
about
to check into rehab but they want to make sure the TIMING is right.
Should
she do it BEFORE the Oscars and perhaps gain sympathy, or will it
backfire
and kill her chances? Maybe she’s more likely to bring home the gold
if she checks into rehab AFTER the awards. What’s a girl to do?
Reese
Witherspoon
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#1**
This former A list reality star/celebrity who everyone still hates
after
all these years told friends that this was the second Kennedy she had
sex
with. When she was 17 she had sex with JFK Jr. Paris Hilton
(Patrick
Schwarzenegger)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#2**
This foreign born A list comedian/B list mostly movie actor/A list
sleeper
with women has been using openly the past few weeks and no one has
called
him out on it. Russell Brand
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#3**
The newlywed wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor was busted having
sex
with someone she has worked with frequently in the past who is a
celebrity
in his own right. Apparently that is love and the marriage is a fame
thing.
Amal Alamuddin (George Clooney/Julian Assange (Wikileaks)
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A list mostly movie actor
turned
A list television actor who is still good looking even though he is
aging
wanted his newlywed wife to go without a bra the other night. Too
camera
shy though, she would only wear something see through if she could wear
a
bra. Our actor wants people talking about his wife. It makes him feel
young.
Jeff
Goldblum
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#1**
This A- list reality star from an A list reality family show made the
moves
on this hated A list singer last week but he blew her off and had sex
with
her sister instead. Apparently he also had sex with the sister a few
years
ago when she wasn’t legal but was scared of going to jail so made it
a one time thing.
A-
list reality star: Khloé Kardashian
A
list singer: Chris Brown
Sister:
Kendall Jenner
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#2**
This foreign born A list model is turning to acting because her coke
use
is so out of control that she is having a tough time not looking
bloated.
She looks fine for video but not on runways.
Cara
Delevingne
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#3**
This B+ list former tweener from a hit Disney show that sounds like it
should
be on Animal Planet recently celebrated a special day in her life but
didn’t make any friends on her former show and not one of them
congratulated
her on the special day. No one. Plenty of people who work with her now
or
want to did, but no one who worked with her in the past. She really
made
it clear to them who had the future and who didn’t. Apparently they
wanted to make it clear to her who has friends and who doesn’t.
Stefani
Scott’s birthday/A.N.T Farm
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actor is known for getting into a suit. He is
also
known for dumping this A+ list mostly television actress from a hit
network
show because she wanted to get married after one date and even told the
tabloids
they were getting married. Anyway he has a new girlfriend who does
things
to him he has never had done so he is perfectly willing to excuse the
things
she does which he has publicly stated are 100% the opposite of what he
believes.
Actor: Henry Cavill (staunch animal rights activist)
Actress: Kaley Cuoco
New
girlfriend: Marisa Gonzalo
Activity:
avid hunter
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress who really could use some more work
and
not just photos of herself dating her A- list mostly television actor
boyfriend
from a hit almost network show calls herself an animal lover. She might
be,
but does it mostly for the attention like everything else. That isn’t
a service dog she hauls around with her. She just likes to pretend and
to
get the attention.
Nikki
Reed/Ian Somerhalder
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#6**
The B- list celebrity offspring of two of the worst celebrity parents
ever
has been hooking up the past few weeks with the lead singer of the band
that
Taylor Swift loves. Apparently they sent Taylor a pic of themselves
naked
in bed together.
Ali
Lohan (Dina and Michael)/Matt Healy "The 1975"
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#7**
This A list golfer barred his sometime girlfriend from getting into a
club
where he was partying so she went back to their hotel while he partied
with
women and even took one to a different hotel before he went back to
where
he was staying with his girlfriend.
Rory
McElroy
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#8**
This former child actress turned kazillionaire who thankfully is no
longer
acting but has A+ list name recognition was staggering drunk and chain
smoking
while sucking face with a random guy who was not her grandfather aged
boyfriend.
Mary
Kate Olsen/Olivier Sarkozy
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#9**
These two actors are A+ list. Totally different kinds of actors and two
totally
different kinds of personalities. They are also at war with each other.
They
do not like each other and the bad blood goes a long way back. They
both
have Academy Awards. None of this nominee/winner stuff. They both have
wins.
To make things easy when talking about them we will call the older,
more
experienced actor BF and we will call the younger, better looking actor
SF.
Through most of their careers, despite his lofty status, BF usually
buys
his sex rather than getting with groupies because he wanted discretion.
He
was married for a long time. This is where the war started. His former
wife
was an actress and she did and does a lot of charity work. She was
involved
in a charity with SF and the two have fucked each other for years. SF
found
out about it and even though he screwed everything that came in front
of
him it was not ok for his wife. What also contributed to this was the A
list
rapper turned actress who BF hooked up with from time to time also
hooked
up with SF. There are rumors that BF’s daughter has also hooked up with
SF. I doubt it though because of the age. BF is also clueless that his
current
actress girlfriend had sex with SF for a month on the set of a movie
but
he found her wanting and dumped her before production was over. SF is
waiting
until the Golden Globes or Oscars to whisper that little tidbit in the
ear
of BF.
BF (older, more experienced actor): Sean Penn ("Mystic River" and
"Milk")
SF (younger, better looking actor): Ben Affleck ("Argo" and "Good Will
Hunting")
BF’s ex-wife: Robin Wright
Charity:
"The
Art of Elysium" and
"The
Enough Moment"
A list rapper:
Eve
(Sean Penn bailed her out of jail)
BF’s daughter: Dylan Penn
BF’s current girlfriend: Charlize Theron
Movie: "Reindeer Games"
90. MR. X
12/08 **#1**
What two romantic leads of that soon-to-be-released fantasy film are
both
coming out of the closet at some point next year?
91. MR. X
12/08 **#2**
What former girl group member had her husband give attendees at her
mother’s funeral excuses about that A++ list songstress’s absence
(mainly because the latter wasn’t close to her friend’s mother)?
People were whispering that the two aren’t as close as they once were.
Kelly
Rowland/Beyoncé
92. MR. X
12/08 **#3**
What former A-list pop kook is open to rekindling her friendship with
that
infamous gossip blogger (as is he), but he’s hesitant because he
doesn’t want to deal with her homophobic make-up artist/hatchet woman?
Lady Gaga/Perez/Tara Savelo
93.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/08 **#1**
Starting this week, you are going to be teased with photos of two
musicians
– one much bigger than the other – and media reports that they
are dating. They are not. It’s all a public relations strategy. Here’s
what’s happening behind the scenes: She wants to make the move from
pop to more indie-sounding music. In order to get that kind of
credibility,
she needs to roughen up her image. Not a lot. Just a little. Dating a
bad
boy would be a quick way for her to get there…. but her team knows that
it would hurt her reputation and possibly alienate her existing fan
base.
That would be a HUGE mistake. So how can they get her to LOOK more edgy
without
actually BEING edgy? Have her PRETEND that she’s dating a bad boy! Now,
this will NOT be a faux romance like the ones you’ve seen from her in
the past. You are NOT going to see them strolling through Central Park,
holding
hands, and sipping lattes. And you are definitely NOT going to see them
making
out, doing shots, and getting tattoos together! No, you are just going
to
see them supporting each other’s work, maybe talking about a
collaboration,
and visiting each other or occasionally getting caught in the same
place
at the same time. The professional/personal line will be intentionally
blurred.
You are going to assume this means that they are dating. We call this a
Fill
In The Blank Strategy. You won’t actually SEE anything. You will just
THINK you know what’s going on based on the surrounding events. And
your perception of her will change based on this. There is no formal
contract… yet. They are simply going to both work the tease from now
through New Year’s. He’s kind of a wild card, so if it works out
well and he doesn’t act like a jerk or do anything dumb (like get
caught
doing coke or making out with another girl), there will be a contract
that
will last through the start of her tour next year. We love good P.R.
strategies,
and this is actually quite a clever little plan. He gets a big boost in
his
visibility, she gets to roughen up her image just a little bit, and
nobody
has to get their hands dirty! Meanwhile, both of their fan bases will
go
crazy with speculation for the entire duration of the faux
relationship…
leading right up to her next concert tour. And of course she’ll get
a song out of it and big tour sales. Perfect.
Taylor
Swift and the "1975’s" Matt Healy
94.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/08 **#2**
There are rumors circulating that this film actor and actress’ marriage
is in trouble because he is working too hard and traveling too much.
Actually,
it’s because he is cheating… again! It’s practically routine
by now. He cheats, she find out, she threatens to leave, he sweet talks
his
way back into her good graces and vows to be faithful. It’s all bull,
but she falls for it every time. It’s not totally surprising. He can
act like the sexiest and most charming man when he wants to!
Channing
Tatum/Jenna Dewan Tatum
95. WINE
AND SASS 12/08
Things are always quite dramatic when you get a bunch of famous people
together
for those televised specials. Egos don't fit in the same room, and
there's
more backstabbing and sabotage than a Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding
reunion.
Here's our cast of characters for this rumpus: This A+ lister is
outspoken
and knows her worth. She's also mostly crazy. This B lister is more
talented
than all of them combined, but mostly watches it all unfold. This A
lister
is just weird. This D lister is obnoxious. The A+ lister almost had to
pull
out of the gig at the last minute because of her current personal
issues.
When that happened, network execs were wondering if they could use the
remainder
of the cast to do a cover of the A+ listers song with all of them
collaborating.
They flew in a special producer to work with the group in order to pull
it
off in less than 24 hours. Everyone was game, but the only two that
could
pull off the song were the weird A-lister and the B-lister. Actually,
the
B-lister just blew everyone away and the producers considered just
letting
her do it. The D-lister had an exceptionally hard time with the
arrangement
and kept throwing mini-tantrums throughout rehearsals about her
monitors,
finding it hard to sing with the other two because they couldn't 'find
her
note' and other various catastrophes. There was a bit of an argument
over
who would sing the bridge. The D-lister outright demanded the part. The
producer
wanted the B-lister to carry it, with the A-lister singing harmony and
the
D-lister chiming in for background vocals. The D-lister was having
nunna
that so she just belted out the bridge right over the B-lister. The
A-lister
freaked out and went on a tirade over how unprofessional and rude the
D-lister
was and threatened to pull out of the number altogether if she wasn't
removed.
"This isn't fucking HEE HAW! You don't fucking sing over (insert
B-lister's
name)! Ever." she screamed at the D-lister. After that exchange,
production
decided to do whatever it took to get the A+ lister back on the show.
Event: "Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony"
A+ lister: Mariah Carey "All I Want For Christmas"
B lister: Trisha Yearwood
Weird A lister: Lady Gaga or Cindy Lauper
D lister: LeAnn Rimes
96. LAINEY
GOSSIP 12/08
The key to her illustrious career? Talent, of course. But also, she’s
always been a professional. She’s never been difficult, she’s never
been a drama queen, she always works hard, she’s always prepared.
That’s also been the secret to her successful relationship. It’s
an open marriage and it’s a solid marriage… because she’s
a professional at protecting it. She’s careful about who she sleeps
with, directors and other actors she knows she can trust. And it’s all
discussed, very professionally, before it starts. She dictates the
terms
of the arrangement. She’s very clear about exactly how it will go down
– that there will be no commitment, that they enjoy each other
privately
when they are working together, and if she believes they can meet her
requirements, it’s on. "Professional" was the word that kept repeating
itself when my sources explained how she goes about her affairs. She’s
always, always so "professional" about these hookups. Like the most
efficient
business deal. Sometimes the men are younger. Sometimes they’re her
contemporaries. Like the charmingly sexy actor who played her husband
recently,
especially now that he’s no longer committed. And they never tell
because,
well, being professional about it is probably the only way they can
imagine
doing anything as well as she does. She’s practically the best at her
job, why wouldn’t she be the best at being discreet?
Actress: Meryl Streep
Her Real Husband: Don Gummer
Charming Sexy Actor Who Played Her Husband: Sam Shepard
Movie: "August: Osage County"
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#1**
This now dropped to a B- list mostly movie actress who is about six
months
from dropping to C because that franchise can no longer save her, made
it
a point to be as rude as possible to the guest of this former A list
tweener
turned B+ list mostly movie actor at her Christmas party. Our actress
thought
she was going to have the gig that the guest has now and knows it will
keep
her fame alive a lot longer.
B-
list actress: Ashley Greene
Franchise: "Twilight"
A list tweener: Zac Efron
Guest: Sami Miro (for photo ops)
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#2**
Last year this former American Idol contestant would have killed to
sing
at the charity event she blew off this year. She said she was sick, but
in
reality she just thinks she is above all of that now as an actress and
won’t sing unless there is big money involved. She just gets more into
herself every day.
Katharine
McPhee
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#3**
This foreign born, perpetually annoying former A list singer went to
rehab
to take care of some of her drug demons but while there is also having
some
reconstructive surgery to take care of her nose which already had a
couple
of surgeries performed on it. It has been months now since anyone has
seen
her. I’m not sure anyone will recognize her with the new nose.
Avril
Lavigne
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#4**
His character is gay on his new network hit show (ABC) and this actor
is
set to come out in real life in the next couple of weeks, especially
after
the random making out he did with multiple men the other night at a
charity
event. Jack Falahee "How To Get Away With Murder"
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#5**
This former A list cable reality star from an A list cable reality show
is
trying to keep getting high fees in his current gig so he is spending
some
of his money on this A list rapper to try and impress her. He also
slept
with her a few times. So far it is working because she wants to hire
him.
Nicki
Minaj/Pauly D "Jersey Shore"
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#6**
This married foreign born sometime A list mostly movie actor and always
good
looking spent some time in the bathroom at this NYC restaurant having
sex
with a woman he picked up at the bar. Apparently she bought the open
marriage
line he likes throwing out.
Daniel
Craig (married to Rachel Weisz)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#7**
This B list reality star from an A list cable reality shoENTERTAIMENT LAWYER 03/31
Bangkok Part One
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/03/today-blind-items-bangkok-part-one.html
On Sunday night I was surfing the internet and saw an article about
Bangkok.. Specifically a hotel in Bangkok that was undergoing a
renovation. I remembered staying in that hotel like it happened
yesterday, but is getting on towards a decade. I have always wanted to
write about what happened that trip but I don't think I am a good
enough writer to convey all that was going on around me during that
trip. It is one thing to describe the action, which I will do, but the
heat and humidity soaking through clothes after just a few minutes or
the massive case of food poisoning that made one 24 hour window a foggy
haze of trips between an unforgiving to small couch and the cold tile
floors of the bathroom. I had never been to Thailand before
ENTERTAIMENT LAWYER 03/31
Bangkok Part One
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/03/today-blind-items-bangkok-part-one.html
On Sunday night I was surfing the internet and saw an article about
Bangkok.. Specifically a hotel in Bangkok that was undergoing a
renovation. I remembered staying in that hotel like it happened
yesterday, but is getting on towards a decade. I have always wanted to
write about what happened that trip but I don't think I am a good
enough writer to convey all that was going on around me during that
trip. It is one thing to describe the action, which I will do, but the
heat and humidity soaking through clothes after just a few minutes or
the massive case of food poisoning that made one 24 hour window a foggy
haze of trips between an unforgiving to small couch and the cold tile
floors of the bathroom. I had never been to Thailand beforew or two
doesn’t
have any money of his own. He has invested in multiple get rich quick
schemes
and spends his money as fast as it comes in. It is why he always ends
up
going back to the partner he doesn’t even like. Money. She has it.
Scott
Disick/Kourtney Kardashian "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actress turned A- list mostly
movie
actress turned failed movie actress turned B list mostly television
actress
showed up at a charity event the other night to try and get people to
watch
her show and had no idea what the charity actually did.
Katherine
Heigl ("State of
Affairs")/"TrevorLIVE"
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#9**
KINDNESS: This actress is probably B- list. I tend to give her a B+
list
rating because I like her and know how great she is. She has a had a
nice
steady career in movies and television. Right now she is on pay cable.
Recently
she was at a doctor’s appointment and there was a woman there who was
pregnant with twins. She had just stopped working the day before and
her
husband was working two jobs and looking for a third which he would
work
while she was not working and while she was home with their two other
kids
who were 3 and 4. Our actress heard all of this and sent over her own
nanny
to the home of the woman to help out so the 8 1/2 month pregnant woman
could
rest and also got her husband a job on the show that the husband of our
actress
works on. It paid enough so he is now able to just work the one job and
when
the twins were born our actress hired another nanny to come help the
woman
at night so she could get some sleep. All of this didn’t really cost
the actress much money, but it was nice that she saw a way in which she
could
help and did something about it.
Actress: Amy Brenneman
Show: "The Leftovers"
Husband: Brad Silberling
Show: "Reign"
106. MR.
X 12/09 **#1**
What A-list mostly movie actor and closet case who might be up for a
big
non-movie award next year had his beard wait for him at the stage door
so
they could be photographed getting into a car, or so it seemed? They
went
in two different cars by the way: he with a mystery man and she with
her
rumored girlfriend, that A-list model and party animal.
Actor: Bradley Cooper
Non-movie:
Broadway
play "The Elephant Man"
Girlfriend:
Suki
Waterhouse
A-list model and party animal: Cara Delevingne
107. MR.
X 12/09 **#2**
What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee’s PR people are still
trying
to push his faux heterosexual image even though he’s anything but? They
made up a story about a gaggle of women exiting a club with him and his
entourage
a few weeks ago… but it didn’t actually happen.
Leonardo
DiCaprio
108.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#1**
These two famous actors have known each other a long time. In fact,
they
shot a film together back in the 1990s. One night after filming, they
went
out to a nightclub. The owners had hired a caricature artist to do
quick
sketches of the guests. Westie – who thinks that he is tough when he
drinks – didn’t like the sketch that was made of him. As he walked
away, he spat at the artist, hitting him in the head. Eastie – who
actually
IS a tough guy – thought this was the funniest thing ever, and began
laughing and taunting the artist. A bunch of the artist’s friends
jumped
in to defend him, and a brawl ensued. While Eastie and Westie managed
to
avoid being arrested that night, they were thrown out of the club and
were
warned to never come back.
Eastie: Robert De Niro, born in NYC
Westie: Sean Penn, Santa Monica, California
Movie: "We’re No Angels" filmed in British Columbia, Canada
109.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#2**
After 9/11, a popular club in New York City worked with some
firefighters
to do a special fundraiser for the families of their lost brothers.
Over
the course of several nights, there was no cover charge, but patrons
were
asked to donate to an FDNY fund. Eastie, a famous film actor, showed up
with
his entourage on one of those nights. He saw the firefighters and their
donation
box at the entrance, pulled several hundred dollar bills out of his
wallet,
stuffed them in the box, and directed each member of each group to give
as
much as they could. Then he went into the club, introduced himself to
another
group of firefighters, bought them a round of beers, took photos with
them,
and hung out with them for about an hour. Celebrity after celebrity
came
to the club during that fundraiser. Every celebrity donated generously.
Except
for one. Westie, another famous film actor, showed up at the door with
his
own entourage. He was told about the purpose of the fundraiser. Westie
looked
at the firefighters and the donation box… and kept walking into the
club. Neither he nor any member of his group donated anything, nor did
they
acknowledge the firefighters in any way! A doorman asked a member of
his
group "This is a fundraiser. Why is he being such a little shit?" She
responded,
"Oh, Westie never pays for anything. Everyone should just be honored
that
he’s here!"
Eastie: Mark Wahlberg (born in Boston)
Westie: Leonardo DiCaprio (born in Los Angeles)
110.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#3**
This actor has been the star of some huge $100+ million hit films. He’s
not the easiest guy to work with, though. On one big budget film,
several
crew members nearly quit over his diva behavior. One example: He would
throw
a daily hissy fit over his wardrobe. His costumes were well planned out
and
authentic for the time period – as the piece was a historical drama
– but he hated them. All of them. Every single outfit was: too big,
too small, too binding, not tight enough, scratchy, uncomfortable, too
ornate,
not unique enough, etc. No, he’s not some sort of history expert or
fashion expert. He is just a pain in the butt to work with. Everyone
had
to wear the costumes, but our actor was the only one complaining. His
chronic
unhappiness with these kinds of details left workers in tears and
caused
production overruns which irritated everyone on this big budget film.
Needless
to say, the crew was glad when it was all over. The actor himself is
clueless
about how his behavior rubbed people the wrong way. In fact, he wants
to
do a sequel of the film. The crew who worked with him on the original
have
a message for him: "Oh, hell no!"
Actor: Tom Cruise
Movie: "Interview with the Vampire"
New movie:
"Prince
Lestat"
111.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#4**
When this actor from a successful comedy television series talks about
his
past problems with addiction, he always talks about booze and pills.
He’s
leaving something out. He used to smoke crack cocaine. One example: He
was
sharing a limousine with a well-known Hollywood film actor who at the
time
was also an addict (but is currently believed to be sober). They had
several
small baggies of rocks and were lighting up to smoke… when the limo
came to a sudden stop. As the pipes and lighters and opened baggies of
crack
rocks tumbled to the floor of the limo, they both panicked and asked
the
limo driver to pull over. The two of them then spent a good twenty
minutes
combing through the plush carpet with their fingers to locate and clean
off
every rock fragment. "Nobody likes linty rocks!" they kept saying to
each
other. Perhaps the crack habit explains his crazy weight loss years ago?
Comedy TV Actor: Matthew Perry
Film Actor: David Arquette
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress is also a professional beard.
Apparently
she also is one hell of a mistress considering the deal she recently
got.
Hey, it is how his wife made it big too.
Actress: Olivia Munn
Beard for: Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay Packers quarterback)
Mistress to: Les Moonves (Julie Chen)
Deal:
first-look deal at CBS Television Studios
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#2**
This married B list reality star from MTV signed on for another season
for
a very big raise because her boyfriend needs the money. Plus, she
thinks
she can make herself look like the victim in her marriage. That is what
the
producers promised her.
Leah
Messer "Teen Mom 2"
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#3**
This former NFL player turned celebrity didn’t seem so innocent when
he asked this tweener actress turned A list singer back to his hotel
room.
She declined but he sure was pressing hard to get her there.
Tim
Tebow/Ariana Grande
(at
Disney
World)
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#4**
This female celebrity chef can entertain at home as much as she wants.
Her
husband has got tired of her antics and is divorcing her in return for
a
big pile of cash.
Giada
De Laurentiis/Todd Thompson
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#5**
Our favorite foreign born B list singer turned actress who dates a lot
said
backstage at a concert this week that the best sex she ever had was
with
this married actor on the set of a movie they worked on together. She
said
they had five minutes before they would be found because of where they
had
decided to hook up and they could hear people getting closer the whole
time.
Singer: Rita Ora
Actor: Jamie Dornan
Concert:
"Jingle
Bell"
Movie: "Fifty Shades of Grey"
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#6**
This married comic actor who might be the funniest man alive was not
taking
his marriage vows too seriously this past weekend. I know his wife is
not
blonde. I guess the actor could say he was helping her see if she had
anything
in her mouth and was doing a breast exam for her.
Chris
Rock promoting "Top
Five"
(probably why he announced split a few weeks later)
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#7**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor with A+ list name
recognition
did stop himself from having sex with a 16 year old he met this past
week,
BUT he has been having phone sex with her. She has recordings. Orlando
Bloom promoting "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies"
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#8**
One of my favorite people in the world was supposed to be clean. There
she
was though the other night in a restroom filled with people fumbling
through
her bag looking for a vial and when she found it, pacing back and forth
until
a stall became free. A list mostly movie actress with an actor
boyfriend
she is probably hiding it all from.
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#9**
This A+ list rapper had an assistant on a flight with him who went to
his
private first class area twice during the international flight.
Apparently
her job was to sexually satisfy the rapper. Next time maybe he will let
her
sit someplace besides coach.
French
Montana
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#10**
Not sure this is what you would call a celebrity sex tape or just
straight
up porn, but this OITNB actress stars in a tape with five other women
and
there is nothing remotely tame about it. Taryn Manning
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#11**
#1 – This A+ list mostly movie actor moved his daughter into his house
with 24 hour security after her most recent abortion nearly became
public.
Tom Cruise; Clint Eastwood; Sean Penn; Bruce Willis
#2 – Apparently this former A+ list politico wanted to actually have sex with this reality star and it freaked her out. She is used to a no touch type of relationship. John Edwards
#3 – This married A list country singer was not even trying to hide his cheating at a party this week. The only thing he was secretive about was the location he took her to after the party Blake Shelton
123.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10 **#1**
You may have some questions about this TV guy. He seems to date lots of
celebrities – models and actresses and singers – several levels
above his own level of celebrity. Yet he’s not rich or very famous.
So, what’s going on here? First of all, are all of these "romances"
real? Well, at least one of them was a bearding situation. And at least
one
was a faux romance cooked up by publicists from his TV show. So, no.
They
are not all real. But at least one led to a real physical relationship
(at
least according to her). How does he do it? He offers to help them
learn
something that requires him physically touching them and teaching them.
He
is definitely in charge. They get used to following his instructions
and
they are chronically physically close. The next thing you know, they
are
dating. Or "dating." That’s how it happened with the newest girl. It
started out professional, and it eventually turned personal. Of course,
he
LOVES the publicity of being linked with someone more famous! However,
to
call him out on the floor as being the manipulative one in the
relationship
would be unfair. There is a LOT of mutual using going on here.
Guy: Derek Hough
TV Show: "Dancing with the Stars"
Celebs He Has Dated: India de Beaufort, Shannon Elizabeth, Cheryl Cole,
Lauren
Conrad, Nina Dobrev, Nikki Reed
Newest
girl: Kate Hudson
124.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10 **#2**
Are you upset that these two reality stars have broken up? Well, you
can
put away your Kleenex! It’s just a storyline. Fake, fake, fake. She
doesn’t hate him and he is an interesting character who desperately
needs that reality show paycheck. Plus, he is practically the only male
character
left! He is NEVER leaving that show! How many times have they talked
about
getting married? How many times have they broken up? How many times has
his
drinking gotten him into trouble? And how many times has she gotten
pregnant
by him? Yes, it’s just the same old storylines, played out over and
over and over again. There’s an old saying, "Once is a mistake, twice
is stupidity." Here is a new saying: "Once is a mistake, twice is
stupidity,
and thrice is a reality show storyline."- Blind Gossip. BTW, our new
saying
applies to marriages, too.
Characters "breaking up": Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
Character in a third marriage: Kim Kardashian
125.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10 **#3*
Let’s begin filling in those blanks! We told you that the
"relationship"
between these two musicians will be starting this week. Well, here we
go!
If you don’t like spoilers, stop reading now! She is going to go to
his performance TONIGHT. She will be highly visible and there will be
lots
of "eyewitness" reports tomorrow about seeing them, how cute they are
together,
and what a great couple they make. There will be only one or two leaked
photos
that will spread like wildfire all over social media tomorrow. They
won’t
show much. No kissing or holding hands. Just candid shots of the two of
them
standing near each other. Just enough to get people talking. Proximity…
but no romance. Just like we told you.
Taylor
Swift/Matt Healy
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#1**
This B+ list mostly movie actress says she lost all her baby weight by
breast
feeding, but the trainer she hired for 4 hours per day and her plastic
surgeon
would say there were other factors besides just breast feeding. Oh, and
the
double corset she copied from Jessica Alba.
Eva
Mendes
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#2**
This former B list tweener from a very popular tweener show back in the
day
has attempted suicide three times in the past month and has a family
member
staying with her 24/7 while they raise funds to get her help.
Lark
Voorhies "Saved By the Bell"
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a tweener actor who was
older
than a tweener and has now been eclipsed in the acting world by a
family
member, invited a bunch of people out to dinner the other night. The
group
spent about $7500 on the meal and everyone assumed the actor would pay.
Nope.
When the bill came the actor got up to go to the bathroom and never
came
back.
Matt
Dillon/Kevin Dillon
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#4**
This foreign born C list reality star who has been in the news in a
dramatic
way this week was cheating on his long time girlfriend who is also a
reality
star on a fairly hit cable show and wanted to break up with her. He
then
offered her a $100K severance package so to speak. Apparently she was
not
pleased.
C
list reality star: Scot Young (he committed suicide
Reality girlfriend: Noelle Reno "Ladies of London"
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#5**
This foreign born former A list mostly television actress who
disappeared
after her hit show went off the air is now a B- list mostly movie
actress.
She is also convinced that her recent co-star in a huge blockbuster is
in
love with her. Nope. He is gay and just wants a baby.
Actress: Evangeline Lilly
Hit show: "Lost"
Blockbuster: "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies"
Co-star: Lee Pace
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#6**
To get another season of her show, this former bad television actress
turned
reality star is pitching a sex tape that is leaked featuring the former
actress
and how she is dealing with it. She is counting another season of her
show
and the money the sex tape would generate. Not something I would watch.
Tori
Spelling
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#7**
This reality judge is telling two female contestants on his show that
his
marriage is over so it is ok that he is sleeping with them. The two
contestants
don’t know about each other though. Blake Shelton "The Voice";
Gordan
Ramsey "Kitchen Nightmare"; Keith Urban "American Idol"
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#8**
While out of town for work the foreign born celebrity/reality star wife
of
this A+ list mostly movie actor spent the night with a married
executive
of the company she was working for that night. She will probably blame
it
on being drunk and she was hammered.
Camila
Alves (Matthew McConaughey)
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#9**
This pretty old permanent A+ list singer from an A+ list group was in
his
room with a 20 something woman he picked up. He told her they should
wait
for an hour until his Viagra kicked in, but before it did he fell
asleep
and was out for the night. It was 6pm.
Mick
Jagger
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#10**
KINDNESS:
#1 – This A list talk show host wants to raise $5M for charity by
auctioning
off as many tickets as it takes to his last show. It is all going to be
done
under the radar with no one knowing it is him.
David
Letterman
#2 – This foreign born former model turned host turned celebrity who is more famous for her partner than her career has been in some blinds before but is going to get a reprieve after she managed to raise $500K for a charity she founded. It might not sound like a ton of money but it managed to be enough to build 100 homes with running water and electricity in her home country. Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey)
#3 – This foreign born B list comic actress is in a support group for over eaters and sponsors 25 people all on her own and they are so important to her that she will interrupt shooting or call in sick just to be with one of her people if they need help. She is literally there for them 24/7. Rebel Wilson
136. MR.
X 12/11 **#1**
Which supposedly new couple are just fooling the media, because they’re
set to guest-star on that soon-to-be-ending TV show, playing lovers? No
wonder
there aren’t any pics of their "make-out session".
Kate
Hudson/Derek Hough "Glee"
137. MR.
X 12/11 **#2**
What former TV host/bad actress is currently turning tricks in Dubai? Rocsi
Diaz
138.
POPBITCH
12/11
(British blog)
The cracks in this celebrity couple might have become public this week,
but
it's smack rumours not crack rumours that refuse to go away for which
one
of them? Kate Hudson/Matthew Bellamy (heroin addiction)
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#1**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who everyone seems to
forget
is in a really popular franchise is back on the rocks with her foreign
born
forever heart throb B+ list mostly television actor significant other
after
he caught her cheating. She has been begging for forgiveness. She did
the
same thing before. Diane Kruger ("National Treasure")/Joshua
Jackson
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#2**
This married incredible looking foreign born B+ list mostly movie
actress
is a better actress than I thought. Despite being harassed and hit on
every
five seconds by her A- list mostly television actor who has a second
fairly
hit show now co-star for the day she didn’t let it bother her and kept
right on going during the live broadcast. She said that he kept going
and
going even though he had someone waiting for him backstage.
Kate
Beckinsale/Jeremy Piven "2015 Golden Globe Nominations"
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who has been in the news a lot this
week
and not of her own doing. Well, kind of. Anyway, she usually sets up a
couple
of guys every year with women she has found who are willing to have sex
and
also pays for a vacation for the men and women to have sex. She didn’t
do that this year and was snubbed.
Angelina
Jolie (Golden Globe committee)
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actress from way back in the day who
lives
off her roles from three decades ago convinced her permanent A list
celebrity
boyfriend to put his bank accounts in her name to keep them from his
wife.
As you would expect our actress has been draining the money as fast as
it
comes in. Daryl Hannah/Neil Young
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#5**
Apparently there is a pre-nup for this B- list mostly movie actress and
her
A- list athlete husband. But, she does receive $2M just for marrying
the
guy so she doesn’t care if he divorces her or not. Considering how
poorly
she treats him although, he does deserve most of it. I’m not even sure
why they got married.
Dwyane
Wade/Gabrielle Union
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#6**
I hope that confidentiality agreement that this former A+ list singer
turned
recluse signed with one of her exes is ironclad or she is going to have
a
whole world of gossip and dirt come tumbling down on her like she has
never
seen. He needs the money and is ready to spill. She probably should
have
written the check because once he starts talking to the ghostwriter,
all
of it will get out. This ghostwriter does not keep secrets very well.
Janet
Jackson/Jermaine Dupri
(his
house going into foreclosure)
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#7**
The cash flow has stopped and the B list mostly television actress from
a
hit show that is ending has decided now is not the right time to get
pregnant
after a recent pregnancy scare. So, her significant other has been
seeing
exes and his girlfriend is just now catching on. Lea Michele
"Glee"/Matthew
Paetz
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#8**
He might say he is sober, but he also says he is faithful to his
girlfriend.
Both of those things did not happen this week as this B+ list actor
offspring
and this B+ foreign born actor got together and got drunk at a hotel
bar
before going up to the room of the foreign born actor and having
escorts
sent up. The girlfriend of the actor offspring was sent home to wait.
B+
list actor offspring: Josh Brolin
B+
list foreign born actor: Joaquin Phoenix (born in San Juan, Puerto
Rico)
Foreign
born actor:
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#9**
This actress is probably B-. Mostly television. Has a show right now.
Has
been on a couple of hit shows but is more known for her significant
other
who is A+ list. Anyway, our actress was at an event the other day and
apparently
that rehab thing didn’t take or pills are not on her list because she
could barely get her eyes open she was so whacked out on something.
Portia
de Rossi (Hollywood Reporter's Power 100 in Entertainment
breakfast)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#10**
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor had security remove
everyone
from the bathroom so she could use it alone at the premiere of her
husband’s movie the other night. I’m not sure she knows anyone
who actually likes her.
Rhea
Durham (Mark Wahlberg)
"The
Gambler" premiere
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#11**
This actress is probably B-. She could probably be higher, but she is
distracted
by being a teen and not deciding what she wants to do. She is
multi-talented
and is having trouble picking the thing she enjoys most. That is not
the
reason she is in this blind. She is here because she is in big trouble.
Worse
than Amanda Bynes trouble. On the edge of a breakdown at least and
suicide
at worst. For the past five years she has been exploited and used and
discarded.
It all started when she was about 14 and got involved with a producer
three
times her age who she thought was going to be with her forever. He
screwed
her mind over and she has never recovered. There was the rebound with
the
guy who got her hooked on drugs so she would relax enough to let him
record
her and photograph her with him naked and having sex and doing other
things
she can’t even discuss. These past encounters has led her to fall in
love in a day or even a few hours with someone she just met. She feels
as
if she does not sleep with someone immediately they will leave her. Now
that
she is legal she is doctor shopping on a regular basis and combines
several
different kinds of pills with other drugs and booze even though she
can’t
legally buy it. She spends days awake and writing and wasted and then
days
asleep coming down. Her acting has slowed down. Her behavior has become
more
unstable. She is in trouble. Abigail Breslin
(also
singer)
150.
BLIND
ITEM 12/12 **#1**
This actor has a big film coming out next year. That’s not the only
thing on his mind, though. He and his significant other have been
having
some serious relationship problems. He knows that she is an asset to
him
professionally, so he wants her to stick around until after the film’s
release. As an incentive, he gave her a no-limit credit card that she
can
use…. but only for as long as she stays with him. In the first month
alone, she racked up over $200,000 in charges. Loyalty has a price. Jeremy
Renner "Mission: Impossible 5"; Bradley Cooper "American Sniper"; Jason
Statham
"Furious 7"; Channing Tatum "Magic Mike XXL"
151.
BLIND
ITEM 12/12 **#2**
This very famous actor has starred in more than 20 films. He is
well-liked
and well-respected in Hollywood, and is friends with a close-knit group
of
actors. He pretty much has it all: fame, money, respect, wife and kids,
etc.
However, you may be shocked to learn that he also used to have a
boyfriend.
A serious boyfriend. When he got his first big break and was asked to
move
to Los Angeles, he was told to leave his boyfriend behind. Given the
choice
between love or stardom, he chose stardom. His boyfriend was miserable
about
the choice, but always held out hope that the actor would return to
him.
It never happened. Our actor has been very disciplined about
maintaining
the appearance of a straight man. He is not one of those guys who you
will
ever catch in some sort of scandalous steam room incident or secretly
visiting
gay bars. He has a wife who doesn’t know anything about his past. Will
he ever tell her? Doubtful. He is living the good life and there is no
reason
to upend it with the truth. There is no going back. Matthew
McConaughey
(very strange item in wikipedia: McConaughey contributes much of his
success
to his young friend Daniel McCullough, who talked him through his
depression
as a youth. He was from Louisiana and was drafted by the NFL football
team
the Green Bay Packers but never played in the league.)
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actress from that ensemble show that is
finally
getting canceled was wined and dined and given lots of gifts by this
married
A+ list movie director who likes her look and said he would put her in
his
huge franchise. So, she dumped her boyfriend, but the director is about
to
dump her.
Actress:
AnnaLynne McCord ("Dallas")
Boyfriend: Dominic Purcell
Director:
James Cameron
(both in Sydney for New Year’s 2011)
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#2**
This B list actress offspring on a hit cable show was kissing a guy all
night
as she got more and more wasted at an event this week. At some point
though
she crossed into mean drunk territory and screamed at the guy to get
away
from her and even took a swing at him. She then was asked to leave.
Emma
Robert (iHeartRadio Jingle Ball concert at Madison Square
Garden)
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor made some calls to a trade publication
so
they would drop one woman and add his wife to the their list of
honorees.
He said he would give them an exclusive interview if they did, so they
did.
Channing
Tatum/Jenna Dewan
"2014
Hollywood Reporter Women In Entertainment Breakfast"
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#4**
The actress wife of this B list mostly television actor on a show that
should
have been canceled before it aired but instead won the most ridiculous
acting
award ever was making people crazy this week talking about her craft
and
her vision for her role and how she meditated and chanted for hours
each
day to get ready for her role. She is in the movie for a couple of
scenes
and most people didn’t even know she was in it.
B
list actor: Andy Samberg
Wife: Joanna Newsom
Show: "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
Movie: "Inherent Vice"
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#5**
This long time A list super model with A+ list name recognition spent
an
hour at a party this week trying to set up this foreign born B list
mostly
movie actor who will probably get an Academy Award nomination this year
with
one of her gay friends. Our super model was not buying the whole
girlfriend
thing he is trying to sell.
Model:
Cindy Crawford
Foreign
born actor: Eddie Redmayne (Hannah Bagshawe)
Academy
Award nomination: "The Theory of Everything"
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#6**
At a solemn charity event this week, these two foreign born actors had
a
contest to see who could hook up with the youngest woman. Both are A
list.
One hit his peak about a decade ago and now has a couple of kids. The
other
seems to be hitting his peak now even though he is well over a decade
older
than his counterpart. The older one managed to hook up with a 20 year
old.
Our other actor struck out when a teen waitress at the event related a
story
about how he dumped her roommate after a one night stand.
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#1**
There they are performing on stage what seems like every night together
but
this probably one hit/album wonder with the unusual name has no idea
that
our favorite foreign born singer turned part-time actress has had sex
with
the boyfriend of the one hit/album wonder.
Iggy
Azalea (Nick Young)/Rita Ora
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#2**
This one-half of a brother duo musical group who have seen better days
but
still have a last name that makes people remember, texts or calls his
significant
other every fifteen minutes he is awake without fail. At first his A
list
movie actress girlfriend thought it was cute but now it freaks her out.
She
usually only responds every couple of hours. Benji Madden/Cameron
Diaz
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#3**
Back in the day this A list political figure had sex with Audrey
Hepburn
when she was doing work for the UN and he thought he was the king of
the
world. To relive his glory days he has been making his B+ list reality
host
from an A+ list cable reality franchise that you can watch and not feel
slimy
watching, wear her hair up. He wants her to cut it but she is refusing.
She
never wears her hair up and is suddenly doing it almost every day for
him.
She must be getting a lot of money.
Padma
Lakshmi ("Top Chef")/Henry Kissinger
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#4**
This C list foreign born mostly movie actress spent almost a decade
dating
this network reality star who has been in the news a lot the past week.
She
is writing a book about her life and spends about 75 pages documenting
the
hundred times she caught him cheating on her before dumping her when he
became
famous.
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress from one of the more
popular
teen nighttime dramas of all-time has always lived off the fame from
that
show. She has always had one friend from that show but that friendship
has
been really tested after her friend wanted our actress to sleep with
the
husband of the friend or at least pretend to so there could be some
buzz.
Our actress said no and some other very choice words.
Jennie
Garth/Tori Spelling "Beverly Hills, 90210"
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#6**
This former B+ list talk show co-host lost her job that kept her in the
public
eye everyday and her reality show crashed and burned so she is hitting
the
casting couch hard and says that her boyfriend understands it is just
business.
Uh huh. Maria Menounos ("Extra" and "Chasing Maria Menounos")
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#7**
This B+ list country singer who got her start on reality television and
has
had a really good career since, recently shocked fans who were waiting
to
meet the singer after a show and lined up by her bus. Our singer was
obviously
having sex and having it very loudly. When she emerged from the bus she
looked
as if nothing had happened but the guy who also left the bus who was
not
her husband, was beet red with embarrassment.
Miranda
Lambert
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actor who is more famous for the person
he
was married to which keeps him higher on the list has been banned from
a
restaurant for six months after being busted doing coke in the
restroom.
Apparently he did not go quietly.
Ryan
Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#2**
Last week this "Real Housewives of Atlanta" barely hanging on to her
part
got into a fight with this former B- list mostly television actress who
was
on the show of the 80’s as a child star, so was presumably safe back
then. Anyway, the former child star is now the go to woman for the guy
who
was taking care of the RH-ATL star.
Porsha
Williams/Keshia Knight Pulliam "The Cosby Show" (Big Tigger)
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#3**
This network reality star turned singer turned actress turned network
reality
star again had sex with this A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a
hit
almost network show and then confessed to his girlfriend. The couple
broke
up and the next thing you know the guy is dumped by the reality star
and
his former girlfriend was having sex with a network reality star of her
own.
Family makes things happen.
Actress:
Julianne Hough
Actor: Ian Somerhalder
Show: "The Vampire Diaries"
Girlfriend: Nina Dobrev
Network reality star: Derek Hough
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#4**
This actress used to be almost A list. Maybe even A list. Lots of
famous
significant others. Very well preserved. In something more appropriate
for
night, the aging actress was telling people about her new breast lift
and
unbuttoned a button or two of her top and opened her bra at the table
to
show her luncheon companions the new work.
Ellen
Barkin
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#5**
Interesting that this B list celebrity/model pulled out the credit card
of
this A+ list female singer while out on a shopping spree this past week
and
her own card was declined.
Karlie
Kloss/Taylor Swift
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was forced to pay double the going rate
and
pass over a $5K tip to get the suite he wanted at a hotel this past
week.
He didn’t care but apparently his wife cared about what room they were
staying in and the actor said it was worth any amount of money to not
listen
to the complaining.
Mark
Wahlberg/Rhea Durham
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#7**
Apparently customer service is not the strong point for this A+ list
celebrity.
Although she showed up at her store last week she refused to talk to or
let
customers take photos of her.
Victoria
Beckham "Dover Street"
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#8**
He might be near death but apparently the husband of this foreign born
permanent
A list singer has a string of Filipino nurses he has sexually harassed.
His
wife just keeps writing checks though and replaces them with new ones.
I
have never understood this relationship.
Celine
Dion/René Angélil
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#9**
This celebrity used to make millions of dollars per year. She was
married
and had kids and it seemed to be the perfect little family. Looks can
be
deceiving. The man in the relationship is a celebrity. He is or was A+
list
in his little corner of the entertainment world and still commands A
list
name recognition in his world. In her world she was also A+ list and
had
just as many fans. Probably way more to be honest. He cheated a lot.
She
did drugs a lot. Both of their careers started to nose dive but hers
much
faster and deeper. The drugs just consumed her and the relationship
turned
nasty and abusive on both their parts. He divorced her and she kept
doing
more drugs. She lost custody and is not even allowed to see her kids
because
of the drugs. She became a dealer for a bike gang and when she was
short
she would make up her difference by having sex with the bikers. Her
drug
usage increased and she needed to make more money. She started offering
herself
as a monthly sugarbaby type escort which paid the bills for awhile but
as
her drug use increased even more, wealthier men did not want to be
dragged
into her drugs and bike gang drama. She then moved to a pay by the hour
type
woman and that has now led her to using her huge e-mail list and
offering
15 minute specials to customers for as low as $100. Jenna Jameson
and
Tito Ortiz
174.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/15 **#1**
Whenever you see a group of celebrities of various ages and genres get
together
for anything other than an official reason (e.g. a major awards show)
you
are right to suspect that something beyond pure friendship is at play.
In
the case of this group of celebrities, it’s business. They are talking
about teaming up in a surprising new venture that will leave some of
their
old allies in the lurch… and will greatly benefit themselves
financially.
No announcements planned for the next two weeks, but we should know in
the
new year whether or not they go through with their interesting business
strategy.
(Taylor Swift’s birthday party)
Celebrities:
Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Jay-Z
Business Plan: Working together on new music streaming service
175.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/15 **#2**
The Jingle Ball in New York showcases many of today’s most popular
stars.
Each singer typically performs two or three of their hits (except for
Taylor
Swift, who got to perform five songs). Guess which young celebrity
didn’t
mingle with the rest during the event? She would only speak to those
with
whom she was performing. If you weren’t one of them, you didn’t
exist. In fact, at one point she walked right past several singers who
were
greeting each other and joking around. Our celebrity averted her eyes
to
avoid any sort of contact and simply kept walking. "What’s up her
butt?"
one of the group wondered aloud after she passed. Someone answered with
the
name of her current boyfriend… and the rest of the group burst out
laughing!
Good thing our singer wasn’t within earshot, though, as she would not
have found it funny. She doesn’t seem to find anything funny. Ariana
Grande/Big Sean
176.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/15 **#3**
This very famous performer is pregnant. Right now she is keeping the
secret
to herself. One reason is because she is still early on in her
pregnancy
(less than three months). However, the timing is not the ONLY reason
for
her silence! The other reason? She has not told the father yet! Yes,
she
knows who it is. She just wants to wait just another couple of weeks
before
talking to him about it. Boy, is he going to be surprised!
Rihanna
177. MIKE
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 12/15
A beloved series has lined up its first major 2015 guest star: The
Stork!
Sources confirm to TVLine exclusively that an established program that
is
covered voraciously on this very site is planning to impregnate its
leading
lady (the character, not the actress!) early in the new year — and
it’s safe to say no one will see the baby twist coming. The pregnancy
— the timing of which defies almost every television convention —
has the potential to dramatically alter the DNA of the series. (And
this
is not a show on its last legs; this baby, and the subsequent
implications,
will likely be around for a good while). It also comes as the
relationship
between the mother and father is hardly on solid ground. Fans of the
couple
will likely have a mixed reaction, with some complaining it’s way too
soon for such a development, and others cheering the inevitable next
step
— marriage. BONUS CLUE! The series in question airs on one of the Big
5 broadcast networks (i.e. not cable), and it has been around for more
than
two but fewer than six seasons.
TV
Show: "The Mindy Project"
Mother and Father Characters: Mindy and Danny
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#1**
This B list reality star from that MTV cable franchise who has been in
this
space so many times as of late that I am losing count, threw a family
oriented
party recently but spent most of her day crushing up pills and snorting
them
and only took one set of photos for ten minutes.
Leah
Messer "Teen Mom 2" (birthday party for her twin daughters)
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#2**
This reality star who turned mogul turned host turned back to reality
star
is working about a quarter the amount of time the rest of her cast
mates
are working but getting paid about ten times their salary. If anyone
complains
she holds up her cell phone and says one call and you will be fired.
The
power has gone to her head like no other celebrity I have seen in a
long
time. This is going to end in a fiery explosion of blame and hatred.
Just
hope they get it on film.
Bethenny
Frankel "Real Housewives of New York"
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#3**
British authorities are planning on detaining and arresting this former
A+
list female singer from a storied musical family if she attends the
wedding
of this permanent A+ list singer. There have been repeated complaints
about
the way she has treated employees and subjected them to abuse, two of
which
hold British citizenship. Janet Jackson/Elton John
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 *#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably an A now, but only
in
certain circumstances. Acting family and very well liked, he has a
problem
with condoms. He is currently shuttling between promoting a new movie
and
taking two different women to doctor appointments because they are
pregnant.
He is working on a handful of kids now all from different moms. One of
the
two this time is still in her teens. Owen Wilson
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#5**
This C list celebrity offspring of two permanent A listers in
completely
different fields is back on coke in a big way which has led to a huge
weight
loss and making her breast implants (which she said she didn’t have
done) look monstrous. She has so many issues and her parents do a lot
of
enabling. Alexa Joel (Christie Brinkley/Billy Joel)
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#6**
This former A list tweener turned failed singer and struggling B list
mostly
movie actress was forced to sleep with an executive at a record label
to
get a new deal, that is how far her star has fallen at least musically.
Selena
Gomez (Interscope Records)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#7**
This A- list movie/television actress who has had hits in both, mocked
her
B+ list television co-star for appearing on a game show and said she
would
never do something like that and considers it beneath her. Yeah, and
that
is why no one ever wants to work with her more than once.
Melissa
McCarthy/Billy Gardell
"Monopoly
Millionaires’ Club"
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#8**
She has not exactly been hiding but there have been no red carpet
appearances
and no place where anyone can ask her a question because this A list
Academy
Award winner/nominee knows that an e-mail discussing how she had sex
with
two acting brothers is going to come out any day now.
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#9**
This closeted bisexual A+ list mostly movie actor was walking the
streets
openly over the weekend with his sometime male lover. That is a first.
Bradley Cooper; Zac Efron; Jeremy Renner
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#10**
This Academy Award nominee/winner actor who is B list with the unusual
first
name had an award bestowed on him recently. His past directors and
co-stars
showed up but not his current director. Reason? They hate each other.
Apparently
there was some bad blood about a woman on set.
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#11**
I have heard of sex at awards shows but at this recent foreign awards
show
this former A+ list singer who is a celebrity offspring and was married
to
an actress and they produced their own celebrity offspring had a
threesome.
It just seems really fitting that he did. It is probably not the first
time.
Please do not guess Robin Thicke because in no way shape or form was he
or
hopefully will ever be A+ list. Think someone cool.
Foreign
awards show: "NRJ Awards"
Singer:
Lenny Kravitz
Mother:
Roxie Roker "The Jeffersons"
Ex-wife:
Lisa Bonet
Offspring:
Zoë Kravitz
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#12**
KINDNESS: This A list mostly television actress is on a very hit
network
show. People are obsessed with this show. Our actress though always
finds
time to help out those in need and especially one group of which she is
fond.
The fact that she supports this group is public knowledge. What she
prefers
to keep quiet though is that she sets aside almost a quarter of her
earnings
for a scholarship fund she created for the members of this group. They
have
no idea she started it or funded it and she came up with the name of a
fake
corporation that is supposedly funding the scholarships. It is all her.
With
her current salary and a match by her boss the two of them are able to
send
about ten kids to college full-time and pay for their room and board
and
books too. Within the next year they are hoping to expand the program
to
be able to send every child who goes through the program to school.
This
is a multi-million dollar a year commitment from our actress and her
boss.
Actress:
Kerry Washington
Boss: Shonda Rhimes
Show: "Scandal"
Group:
Boys and Girls Club Of America
190. BOSSIP
12/16
Which black actor has been sleeping with two big name stars? This
successful
showbiz player has made a name for himself with a number of blockbuster
hits
under his belt, but it’s what’s been going on under his sheets
that has his name hot in these streets. Bossip got the scoop from an
insider
who tells us exclusively that although our leading man was recently
linked
to a Black Hollywood favorite, he’s also been bedding another big name
actress — who, like the gentleman in question, also has some musical
talents. Any ideas which of your favorite stars make up this love
triangle?
Here’s a hint — at least one of the ladies HAS or until recently
HAD a fiancé.
Male Actor: Tyrese Gibson
Female Black Hollywood favorite: Sanaa Lathan
Another big name actress: Kat Graham
191.
BLIND
ITEM 12/16 **#1**
It’s interesting how people are now questioning whether there was
something
toxic about the marriage of this famous singer. Of course there was!
The
shadiness was there from the very beginning. She knew that he had a
long
history of making a living off someone else’s name. She knew that he
had control issues and domestic violence issues. Her friends and family
tried
to warn her that marrying him would be a mistake, but she believed that
all
those lies and issues and pain would never touch her… simply because
he told her that they wouldn’t. She was wrong. It’s embarrassing
to her, but totally predictable to anyone who has ever dealt with a con
man.
She is lucky that she got out of there in one piece and with some money
in
the bank. It could have ended much more tragically.
Mel
B/Stephen Belafonte
192.
BLIND
ITEM 12/16 **#2**
This very famous celebrity has had a challenging year. Not only did her
significant relationship break up, but both her ex and the public took
some
shots at her. To her credit, she has refrained from firing back.
However,
keeping all that anger inside has taken its toll. She started out using
food
and alcohol to cope, but then got mad at herself for all the calories
she
was ingesting and the weight she was gaining! So now – to keep the
calories
down to a dull roar – she has a new plan: She is trying to alternate
eating days with drinking days. She does one or the other. Not every
day…
but pretty close. Mariah Carey
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#1**
Somehow this aging former A+ list mostly movie actor who can’t beg for
work right now because of things he has done in the recent past managed
to
convince this model/C list actress with the impossible last name but
really
famous body and face who had a big year to sleep with him because she
is
convinced he will get her parts. This is apparently not a one time
thing
but I don’t know what he is going to do with his pair of Eastern
European
porn stars who also live on the property.
Actor:
Mel Gibson
Model/C list actress: Emily Ratajkowski "Gone Girl"
"Haute Living and Dom Perignon Celebrate Relativity's Ryan
Kavanaugh"
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#2**
This B- list celebrity who used to be a model and became famous because
of
someone she was with not that long ago in the past says she was dumped
by
this actor turned talk show host/reality host after they hooked up a
few
times. Apparently they are not even working together any longer. Amber
Rose (Wiz Khalifa)/Nick Cannon
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#3**
I’m not sure why this reality star turned A-/B+ list singer stays with
her kind of a celebrity husband. He was overheard the other night
telling
a friend that his wife isn’t leaving him any choice but to cheat
because
she is too heavy for him. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#4**
This celebrity offspring of horrible celebrity parents that have
spawned
a more famous celebrity is earning big bucks with men because she
apparently
can play really young. She throws on a blonde wig and even has a set of
snap
on braces. Ali Lohan (Lindsay Lohan/Dina Lohan/Michael Lohan)
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#5**
This barely A+ list mostly movie actor only let his actress wife attend
a
premiere with him after the actor learned that the co-star he had a
fling
with on the set would not be able to make it. He’s not sure if his wife
knows about this one but she knows about a lot of them.
Actor: Seth Rogen
Wife: Lauren Miller
Co-star: Lizzy Kaplan
Movie: "The Interview"
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#6**
This A list model is canceling most of her modeling commitments because
she
is apparently pregnant which she has not told her boyfriend. I guess
business
first? Kate Upton/Justin Verlander
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#7**
This foreign born very good looking B+/A- list mostly movie actor is
doing
something not on television or movies right now. The one thing he is
doing
is having a fling with a college student that is serious enough that
his
long suffering wife has told him to not come home.
Ewan
McGregor (Broadway play "The Real Thing")
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#8**
It kills me when this married foreign born B- list mostly movie actor
who
may make it to A by the middle of next year, acts like he is some kind
of
prude, when he has sex with about any woman that crosses his path. Give
him
an hour and he will cheat on his wife.
Jamie
Dornan "Fifty Shades of Grey"
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#9**
This former NBA player who was also a reality star on multiple reality
shows
is earning a lot of money by pimping out some of the women he uses
drugs
with.
Lamar
Odom
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#10**
This former B list mostly television actress turned full-time Goopster
has
been calling every person she knows and her actor husband knows to try
and
replace the host of this Bravo staple.
Blake
Lively/Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#11**
This actor is probably A-/B+. He was A+ at one point but it was
strictly
franchise related. He has not made the most of his opportunities post
franchise.
He is foreign born. He is also being played for a fool by his new
girlfriend.
She has somehow convinced the actor to buy a new home and put her on
the
title even though she won’t be contributing any money to the place.
Friends of the actor are worried because she has been cutting him off
from
those close to him and he has radically changed from a booze and bar
kind
of guy to a hard drug and night club kind of guy who has his girlfriend
glued
to his side at all times. He does everything she tells him from what to
wear
or not to wear and how he should look each day. His ex, who is also an
actress
has tried to intervene but she is going through issues of her own and
some
very very big decisions she needs to make in the near future. Friends
of
the actor are convinced he is going to wake up in a few months and
realize
he has no money left and a wife who will slowly kill him off.
Actor:
Robert Pattinson
Franchise:
"Twilight"
Girlfriend:
FKA twigs
Ex:
Kristen Stewart
204.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/17 **#1**
This male singer is dating a woman on his payroll. Perhaps we should
say
"dating." After all, even his ex blasted him on being closeted! That
doesn’t stop him from continuing the charade. What’s different
about this arrangement? Well, this is not one of those three-month-long
contracts
that typically accompanies a bearding relationship. You should expect
this
one to last a long time. Why? Her career and schedule is completely
tied
to his, she won’t burn him as her paycheck continues as long as she
helps him to maintain that straight veneer, they can be photographed
together
frequently, and the relationship can fade in and out if he needs to be
linked
to another woman for temporary publicity purposes. All throughout, he
gets
to stay on the DL with whoever he wants! Now that we think about it,
this
is actually a great arrangement for him!
Singer:
Usher
Ex:
Tameka Raymond
Current
GF: Grace Miguel
205.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/17 **#2**
The fact that she is having a baby next year is great. The fact that
she
and her Significant Other are fighting is not so great. Why are they
fighting?
He wants to get married soon… and she doesn’t. She is the bigger
celebrity in the relationship, and she won’t be pushed into a wedding
until she is darn good and ready. Right now it’s all about the baby
and about going back to work. Do we think this couple will marry
eventually?
Yes. They are a good match for each other, neither one is much for
playing
the field, and they both want the same things out of life. They just
need
to work on that timing thing! Shakira/Gerard Piqué
206.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/17 **#3**
This model is claiming that an intimate tape will not hit the market
because
she does not need the money. That explanation is not correct. While we
don’t know how much she does make modeling, the reason the tape will
not be published is because she was paid off by the music man who stars
in
the tape with her. Yes, he could have legally blocked the tape by
simply
refusing to sign a legal release, but he wanted to make this go away
quickly
and quietly, so he ponied up a big wad of cash instead. Actually, it
wasn’t
that big. Only about $100k. Still, money talks louder than legal
threats.
End of story.
Carla
Howe/Wiz Khalifa
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#1**
This Real Housewife without her city on any longer has been trying to
stay
in the press talking about her family and how everything is great but
her
husband has been shacking up with someone ten years younger and much
cheaper.
Joanna
Krupa ("Real Housewives of Miami")
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#2**
When the new husband has had sex with his son-in-law many times and the
new
wife doesn’t know about it things are really strange. The son-in-law
is a C list actor turned B list celebrity/reality star who is much more
known
for who he is married to.
New
Husband: Reggie Salazar
Son-in-Law:
Doug Hutchison
Wife:
Courtney Stodden
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#3**
The celebrity girlfriend of this foreign born A list mogul/reality star
is
in love with his money so much that she has not seen her oldest child
in
almost a year. Laura Silverman/Simon Cowell
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#4**
This A- list female singer says that she used to be bisexual but it was
a
phase and that she only likes guys. So, she has been wandering around
with
a boyfriend that she never kisses or even holds hands with in public
but
had no problems with doing all of those things with a woman the other
night
and the crowd around them was definitely given a show.
Jessie
J
(boyfriend
Luke James)
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor made excuses the other day so he would
not
have to be seen with his former boss who he has worked for multiple
times.
Our actor doesn’t like any negative publicity anywhere near him and
the actor knew that his boss wanted photos with the actor and the
former
boss has had a really bad publicity week.
Bradley
Cooper and David O. Russell
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#6**
The wife of this A+ list talk show host spent a week in a mental
hospital
this past summer after her husband was caught by a caretaker of their
vacation
home having sex with a woman in the marital bed. He had promised that
he
had stopped cheating except for his regular hookup. Matt Lauer
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#7**
The creepy dad of the day award goes to this married former B list
mostly
movie actor from an acting family who was apparently trying to see the
best
friend of his daughter naked while they were having a mini-fashion show
at
the actor’s house. The best friend is legal, but it is so creepy
especially
considering his daughter was also changing in and out of clothes.
Creepy dad: Stephen Baldwin
Daughter: Hailey Baldwin
Best friend: Kendall Jenner
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#8**
This former B+ list celebrity turned mogul turned reality star turned
celebrity
again is pregnant but has been boozing it up almost every night. She
says
it keeps her thin during pregnancy and she has done it in all of her
pregnancies.
Kimora Lee Simmons
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#9**
This reality star who is only a reality star because of the former A
list
tweener she married was berating him at the mall the other day and kept
sticking
her finger in his chest. The guy just looked like a beaten man.
Danielle
Jonas (Kevin)
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#10**
This B list mostly television actress who films her show in a place
other
than LA, NYC or Canada and has always filmed her shows in different
cities
has an interesting love life going on right now. She told two different
guys
she was exclusive with them but keeps having sex with the ex she flew
in
from California.
Actress:
Sophia Bush
PROBABLY - Guys: Dan Fredinburg/Jesse Lee Soffer/James Lafferty
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#11**
Apparently our favorite Teen Mom wanted it on record that she was
having
sex with her soon to be ex-husband so he thinks that he could be the
father
of any baby that she has. At least he can pay child support unlike her
drug
addict boyfriend who could also be the dad. Leah Messer/Jeremy
Calvert/Robbie
Kidd
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#12**
KINDNESS:
#1 – This A+ list mostly movie actor who is apparently going back to
a franchise and his wife were eating at one of their favorite places
and
noticed the place was going to be closed two days later so they could
serve
free meals to underprivileged families and the meals were going to be
straight
from the menu. A real experience just like any other customer would
have.
Our actor arranged for gift cards and presents for the families that
would
be there and also gave $250 to each employee of the place who had been
planning
on working for free that day as their way of contributing.
Matt
Damon ("Bourne" franchise)
#2 – This permanent A list singer who has been rocking for decades before also taking a shot at reality television and now going back, ponied up $500K of his money to pay the rent for a year for a rehab facility and another place that houses AA meetings 24/7. Ozzy Osbourne "The Osbournes"
#3 – This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit new network show gave up her limo so a soldier and his wife and three kids could get out of the rain. They had been unable to get a cab and our actress gave them their limo and then walked for almost a mile in the rain to get where she was going. Bebe Neuwirth "Madam Secretary"
219. POPBITCH
12/18
Which celebrity has caused a rift between Rihanna and Rita Ora? Both
ladies
are vying for the star's attention. And that celebrity? Might not even
be
a boy... Cara Delevigne
220.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/18
Guess which two TV celebrities are hooking up AGAIN behind the scenes
of
a reality show? Despite their age difference, they had a tumultuous
affair
last year. It ended disastrously! In fact, she wound up pregnant by him
and
he talked her into an abortion. After he ditched her, she went back to
her
boyfriend. Did she learn from that horrible series of mistakes? Clearly
not!
She recently slipped into his dressing room for a little nooky between
segments.
He: Simon Cowell
She: Demi Lovato (Wilmer Valderrama)
Television Show: "The X Factor UK"
221. MR.
X 12/19 **#1**
What TV-turned-movie actress’ PR people are scratching their heads as
why she’s constantly asking them to put out more stories about her
having
a baby, because they know she can’t stand kids?
Jennifer
Aniston
222. MR.
X 12/19 **#2**
Which foreign born, openly gay singer was bragging to a couple of his
friends
about the time that now A+ list actor gave him good head to get a job
as
a dancer in one of his music videos?
Ricky
Martin/Channing Tatum "She Bangs" video
223. MR.
X 12/19 **#3**
What A-list (for now) female rapper is still sore about getting snubbed
for
a Grammy nomination that she’s pulling the racism card? Oh brother…
Azealia
Banks
224. MR.
X 12/19 **#4**
What B-list mostly TV actress who pretends she has a boyfriend was
spotted
in Dubai under the guise of a legitimate gig, but she was really
whoring
herself out to rich men for a price?
Eva
Longoria
225. MR.
X 12/19 **#5**
What A++ list musician couple had to leave that A++ list songstress’
party early a few nights ago because hubby was annoyed that he and his
wife
were the only black people there? Beyoncé/Jay-Z (Taylor Swift’s
birthday party)
226. MR.
X 12/19 **#6**
What aging R&B legend who has had several run-ins with the law
pulled
the "don’t you know who I am" card recently while shopping for
Christmas
presents? Dionne Warwick; Anita Baker; Diana Ross; Patti LaBelle
227. MR.
X 12/19 **#7**
What "couple", consisting of an A-list former tweener and closeted (for
now)
celeb spawn are still together because he likes it when she does a
little
trick in the bed? Miley Cyrus/Patrick Schwarzenegger
228. MR.
X 12/19 **#8**
What couple who are probably going to split up next year spent a rare
evening
together with their kid… with reality TV cameras filming the whole
thing?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
229. MR.
X 12/19 **#9**
What B-list former tweener who is starring on a cable sitcom next year,
chastised
her PR people for trying to set her up with her openly gay (although
not
publicly yet) male costar from the show, because she still has feelings
for
her husband and is thinking about calling off her divorce. Hilary
Duff
(Mike Comrie)/Nico Tortorella "Younger"
230. MR.
X 12/19 **#10**
Which C-list actors/brothers currently on a scripted MTV show are both
openly
gay (not publicly yet) and have been seen in the company of that
notorious
producer/director who loves to have threesomes with them? I know,
gross..
Max and Charlie Carver "Teen Wolf"
231. MR.
X 12/19 **#11**
What almost A-list actor/heartthrob had his PR people put out a
half-assed
statement saying he’s not gay, though there is plenty of evidence to
suggest otherwise? Maybe he’s afraid of being outed by you-know-what..
Ansel
Elgort "Fault In Our Stars"
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#1**
There is some question about whether the girlfriend of this long time A
list
singer with one name is a man or a woman. Usher
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#2**
Used to getting his way with money this former A+ list rapper who still
works
hard but I think his kids are making him deliver less output. Oh, that
and
he hates his label. Anyway he was at a party the other night and was
being
rude to a waitress and kept saying he wanted to see her breasts. When
she
refused he started throwing money at her and saying the nastiest things
but
she refused to comply and he finally left all the money on the floor
while
other people picked it up and he used some vile names for the waitress.
Not
a big fan of gender equality this guy.
Lil
Wayne
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#3**
#1 – "If you ever decide to get naked, let me know and I will give you
a great role." This A- list mostly television actress/writer/producer
on
a hit pay cable show talking to this former Tweener turned bad singer
and
mediocre actress with a drug and love life problem.
Lena
Dunham "Girls"/Selena Gomez
#2 – This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor from way back in the day always seems like a loving family man. He is, except when he finds himself spotted by women young enough to be his granddaughter who don’t mind his fake teeth and cigarette breath as he tries to get them drunk on gin and then performs badly in a hotel room he gets them for the night after he stays 20 minutes. Roger Moore
#3 – This married A list mostly movie actress who really got her fame from that iconic pay cable role that still keeps giving said she finally corrected an issue that has been plaguing her self-esteem for years. She says her breasts have never been the same size and she finally got something done about it and has never been happier. Sarah Jessica Parker "Sex in the City"
#4 – The momager of this former A list mostly television actress turned B list movie actress turned back to television because no one will hire me stuck like glue to her daughter’s side at a party the other day swarming with managers. She wouldn’t let her talk to anyone and dragged her out after 20 minutes. Katherine Heigl
235.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/19 **#1**
A few days ago, a top recording artist got secretly engaged! There are
a
lot of details in the mix, but we’ll simply tease you with one right
now: The engagement ring is HUGE! It’s a 3 1/2 carat pear-shaped
diamond
in a yellow gold setting. It’s all about the diamond, baby! Don’t
expect her to show off the ring – or for the two of them to talk about
the engagement – anytime soon. Both the engagement announcement and
the wedding plans are being sidelined for a few weeks while they
concentrate
on the new album.
Usher/Grace
Miguels
236.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/19 **#2**
Everybody is all happy and smiling about this film actress’s engagement
to another celebrity. However, one of her good friends (also a famous
film
actress) is not exactly convinced that this is a good idea. She summed
up
her true feelings in three words: Way. Too. Fast.
Engaged
Actress: Cameron Diaz
Fiancé:
Benji Madden
Her
Friend: Drew Barrymore
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#1**
This former A list mostly television actress who has made some fairly
blah
movies the past two decades is finally getting some critical praise and
it
has turned her into a huge pain. Always a diva who never let it show,
our
actress is letting out her diva everywhere and has been such a pain
that
even her boyfriend has stayed away.
Jennifer
Aniston
("Jolie
charms but Aniston doesn’t this awards season")
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#2**
Why yes, that was this A list mostly movie actress with a tiny remote
control
in her hand she kept pressing the other night. Her B list
celebrity/musician
boyfriend was the recipient of the button pushing. Apparently he had a
vibrator
inserted in his body. He loves that kind of thing.
Cameron
Diaz/Benji Madden
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#3**
Nothing like being cheated on right before the holidays. This former A
list
tweener who loves that her show was canceled so she can be the solo
star
she has always wanted to be was cheated on by her B list
celebrity/performer
boyfriend who had sex with a woman he met at a party in the car he was
provided.
Driver waited outside. The celebrity/performer says he never lets
hookups
go back to his place or hotel until they get dirty for him. Apparently
she
was not dirty enough for him because after the deed she got out and he
left.
Ariana
Grande "Sam & Cat"/Big Sean
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#4**
The Teen Mom that seems to never leave this space has been trying to
get
a friend of hers to come forward because the friend hooked up with her
ex.
The friend though is unwilling and our Teen Mom is just hinting at it
but
won’t say anything because of what her ex will say about her.
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#5**
This B list actress who alternates between television and movies is
recently
married to a man with A+ list last name recognition. She knows about
his
one public affair and another that has not been in the media, but there
are
four or five others that he is desperately trying to make sure don’t
come to light. The last thing he needs is another high profile divorce.
Cheryl
Hines & Robert Kennedy, Jr.
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#6**
This Victoria’s Secret model with the A+ list bff is set to have a new
boyfriend you have never seen or heard of but somehow the two are going
to
be photographed sharing an intimate tropical vacation in the next few
weeks
with stories about their amazing love released at the same time. Karlie
Kloss (Taylor Swift)
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#7**
I didn’t even know they knew each other, but there was this A list
mostly
television actor with A++ list name recognition sharing a hot tub and
crack
pipe with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has been in
some
of the biggest movies of all time. Seems they share a love of porn
stars
who were also in the hot tub. Charlie Sheen/Orlando Bloom
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actress is about to drop to C because no one
wants
to hire her. No matter how much publicity she tries to create for
herself
through relationships, she can’t get a job after that franchise. Now
she is even making up parts of her biography just so she can get more
print
about herself. It goes against everything that she has said before but
the
tabloids just eat up whatever she spoons to them.
Nikki
Reed
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#9**
This former A list "singer" turned reality star turned failing
celebrity
with A list name recognition refuses to buy any presents for her child.
She
got them all for free in exchange for photos. She has lots of money but
wanted
to feel like a star again.
Ashlee
Simpson
246.
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SIX/NY POST 12/22
1. Which wife of a TV newsman was caught having sex with her kids’
surfing
instructor in a car in the Hamptons? Annette Roque (Matt Lauer)
2. Which media maven has been raising eyebrows in her Manhattan neighborhood by parading around at home, and in her garden in full view, completely naked? Martha Stewart
3. Which socialite was caught in a compromising position by a top photographer after a little too much cocaine and alcohol?
4. Which power publicist showed up at a bitter rival’s event and was embarrassingly turned away at the door? Lizzie Grubman/Jonathan Cheban
5. Which darling actress has privately turned into a monstrous diva? Her difficult behavior, horrific handlers and odious entourage are now the talk of the fashion and movie world? Reese Witherspoon; Jennifer Aniston
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actress who will have nothing when her
network
show ends filming this season has no problems being the other woman and
dumped
her boyfriend to be the other woman. The actress says it is how she has
achieved
the success she has reached so far.
Dianna
Agron/Jack Street/Caroline Flack
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#2**
Pretty crappy Christmas for this B+ list mostly television actress who
is
an Academy Award winner/nominee but best known for her pay cable role.
Anyway,
she just found out her actor husband had sex with a former co-star. The
former
co-star seems to have sex with everyone. Then, when she runs into a
cash
crisis she calls the people up and asks them for money and if they
don’t
pay then the tabloids find out. Our actor didn’t want to pay so told
his wife. Anna Paquin/Stephen Moyer/Evan Rachel Wood "True Blood"
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#3**
Apparently almost a decade is not long enough for this former A+ list
Disney
tweener who is now on a show that people may or may not watch to get
over
her feud with this celebrity offspring turned reality star who is with
the
ex of the former A lister. I have never heard such language from the
former
A lister who ran into the celebrity offspring in the parking garage at
Barney’s and yelled at her and called her some choice words before
deciding
to bypass several elevators to make sure she did not run into the
offspring
again.
A+
list Disney tweener: Hilary Duff
Celebrity offspring: Nicole Richie
Guy: Joel Madden
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#4**
This A list British actress who is going to have a tough time fitting
into
corsets for awhile says that when she dated this foreign born B+ list
mostly
movie actor who will have a big 2015 that he cheated on her with the
British
actress who always seems to cheat. He told her it was because he felt
insecure
she made so much more than him.
Actress: Keira Knightley (pregnant)
B+ list actor: Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades of Grey")
Cheating actress: Sienna Miller
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#5**
This A list singer is married again. Multiple marriages and one of them
was
to an A lister. Anyway, our singer was at a doctor’s appointment with
his wife who is probably pregnant because this guy has tons of kids and
our
singer kept getting up to go to the bathroom and must have done this
five
or six times during the 45 minutes he was at the doctor. His coke habit
is
getting out of control. Marc Anthony (Jennifer Lopez)/Shannon de
Lima
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#6**
This B+ list singer who used to be a Disney tweener is trying to sell
her
place. While she is out of town her sometime boyfriend has been using
her
place sometimes to party and was found in bed by a realtor showing the
place
to some buyers. The sometime boyfriend was naked and passed out with
another
woman also naked.
Demi
Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#7**
This celebrity mom not named Kris Jenner is in talks with Vivid about
selling
a sex tape she made with her boyfriend. Well, not her boyfriend because
he
didn’t want any part of it but a guy she is calling her boyfriend who
just happens to be about half her age. With her breadwinner not making
much
money for mom she has turned to a way she thinks will make her lots. I
don’t know anyone who would want to see her naked or watch her having
sex.
Mama
June "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#8**
This former A list tweener from a singing family was in town and didn’t
bother to see part of his family but his sister-in-law tracked him down
at
his hotel and made it clear that she would love to continue what they
had
started a long time ago. When he split with her she latched on to
another
member of the family.
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#9**
He talks about women and is seen with women. He says he has a
girlfriend.
This B+ list mostly television comic actor who is ending a long network
television run and working on his own thing now more regularly talks a
good
game but loves men. The thing is he is so scared of doing anything that
he
has only been with one guy in the past five years and the rest of the
time
he settles for porn. He does a great job of fooling people into
thinking
he is straight. Aziz Ansari "Parks and Recreation"
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#10**
There was supposed to be a mini-reunion of this monster franchise that
left
Twilight in the dust. One big problem is that neither of the two male
leads
gets along with the female lead. One of the men is willing to suck it
up,
but the other says the female lead is someone he hopes to never speak
to
again and loves not having to see her all the time.
Franchise:
"Pirates of the Caribbean 5"
Female lead: Keira Knightley
Suck it up male lead: Johnny Depp
Never speak again mail lead: Orlando Bloom
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#11**
All of these are about a very very popular cable show that is not a
channel
you typically think of primetime television and not even close to how
they
started.
#1 ______________ (now on an almost network show ______________) publicly dated ___________. They broke up and she quit the cable show because she found out her boyfriend is bi and cheated on her with a coworker.
#2 _______________(now on an almost network show not the same as #1) quit the cable show because his mentor and long time head of a certain underground Hollywood organization and despite being openly gay has dated some very famous women told him to. He was apparently jealous of ____________ who the actor was having sex with regularly and even showed up randomly 18 months after he quit the show when the guy he was sleeping with had a guest starring role.
#3 _______________ was once the biggest star on the show or close to it but could never get a break outside the show. He started dating __________________ who is in a movie and its sequel which has not been released. They went out when he was auditioning for parts. He didn’t get them so they split. Now he is up for some big roles again and she has come back out and started dating him again until he finds out if he landed the roles.
258.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/22 **#1**
There was some very interesting after-party action going on in a major
American
city this past weekend. An older actress was making her move on a
younger
male musician, stroking his face and whispering in his ear. When he
rejected
her advances… she simply proceeded on to another member from the same
group! By the way, it didn’t seem she wasn’t looking for a boyfriend.
Just a a one-night fling. Our spy left the party before 3:00 a.m., so
we
didn’t know if the actress succeeded or not. However, given that at
least one of the boys she was hitting on is gay, we don’t know if she
ever really even had a chance!
Kristen
Wiig/Harry Styles "One Direction" ("Saturday Night Live")
259.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/22 **#2**
When they cancelled this actor’s TV show, they may have also cancelled
any reason he had left to try to resemble a sober person. Friends are
hoping
that he lands another job quickly but don’t know who would seriously
consider hiring someone with his reputation. "They might take him for a
guest
spot, but working with him on a regular basis is a challenge most
producers
will simply avoid." What will he do if he can’t find another steady
job quickly? "Oh, he’ll do the usual. Hookers, booze, coke. In fact,
he’s already started." Charlie Sheen
260.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/22 **#3**
This actor likes to cheat on his wife, but he needs to make sure that
the
women maintain discretion. So he has an insurance policy. Before he
sleeps
with them, he tells each woman that they must allow him to take a photo
of
them naked, smiling, and… squatting, with their knees wide open. He
isn’t particularly turned on by this pose. But he does think that that
particular set of characteristics is most likely to give him what he
wants:
an insurance policy against fake assault claims, as well as a guarantee
of
silence… as they would never want such a revealing and unflattering
photo released! Yes, it’s weird. But, so far, it’s worked.
Ben Affleck
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#1**
After being sober for the better part of 2014, this A+ list singer has
suddenly
crashed and burned in a huge way. Her record label and mentor had told
her
to get her act together and she did but around Thanksgiving on a trip
home
she ended up using a new drug she had never tried and now can’t get
enough of it and is going days without sleeping or showering and is a
big
mess. Rihanna (Jay-Z)
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#2**
This potential one hit wonder with the catchy song and interesting
variation
of spelling on a normal word hooked up with this B lister who is more
known
for the singer he dated forever. Proving he is a prick he texted a
photo
to his ex of he and his new hookup in bed together and started trashing
the
love making skills of his ex.
One
hit wonder: Meghan Trainor
B
lister: Jason Derulo
Ex:
Jordin Sparks
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress barely works. I mean she is an actress
but
she will always be more famous for the A+ lister she was married too.
Anyway,
she made the life of one waitress a living hell by returning food
multiple
times and at one point drew a photo of exactly how she wanted her food
put
on the plate. Tip? No tip. Everyone at the restaurant had been excited
when
she came in but never want to see her again. Katie Holmes (Tom
Cruise)
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and
has had a very quiet year. She is also having personal issues which
have
led to her leaving her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a
time
as she tries to get her life back on track. Michelle Williams
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor from a hit network show that is
ending
very soon left the room when his significant other started
breastfeeding.
Apparently he starts laughing and gets embarrassed and just prefers to
not
be there.
Ashton
Kutcher ("Two and a Half Man")/Mila Kunis
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#6**
This A list action movie actor makes his living being tough. Apparently
he
has prostate cancer but doesn’t want anyone to know. When he had an
illness a few months ago he noticed his movie offers reduced to a
trickle
and thinks coming forward and discussing prostate cancer will really
put
him into meltdown mode.
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#7**|
This NYC Real Housewife has been working out 4 hours a day and even got
new
bigger breast implants to try and keep her husband from cheating. So
far
it isn’t working. Kristin (Josh) Taekman
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#8**
This former almost A list mostly television actress who has played the
same
role twice had a makeup person on her new show fired because the makeup
person
didn’t want to spend four hours per day trying to make the actress
turned
reality star look 20. Apparently the actress is being a huge pain to
everyone.
Eileen Davidson (Ashley Abbott on "The Bold and the Beautiful" and
"The
Young and Restless") "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#9**
This A list mostly movie director makes some very good movies. He is
also
one of the biggest degenerate perverts in the world. He doesn’t go
after
kids or anything like that but that is about his only limit. Everything
else
is fair game and he only tries to work with people who realize that he
has
certain fetishes and desires that he likes fulfilled. Our director has
been
in the news in a bad way the past few weeks and there has been talk
that
he is terrified about some items that might be released. Our director
has
a muse. A favorite. Someone who understands him and understands that at
least
to her he is relatively harmless. Our actress is A+ list and became
aware
a long time ago that the director had a thing for her which only
increased
when they started working together. The director spoke to her about how
he
wanted to capture her image when she was not working and just having
downtime
in her trailer and asked if he could install a camera in her trailer.
Sort
of a Big Brother type thing that she would hopefully become less
self-conscious
about. He said it would make her performance better but she knew that
he
was hoping to catch her naked. She didn’t really care and agreed and
it moved from one camera that was visible to several that were not
visible
and the director managed to capture hundreds of hours of footage of the
actress
doing everything you can imagine. Partying, having sex and always
playing
to the camera. Fast forward to a time when they worked together again
and
this time the director didn’t even ask and the actress knew the cameras
were there and didn’t mind. She had grown used to them. When she was
hosting another A list mostly movie actress who has an Academy Award
nomination/win, the subject turned to the cameras when our A+ lister
spotted
one of them. The A lister expected the A+ lister to be freaked out but
the
A+ lister explained the situation. Well, the A lister is one of the
most
uptight people in the world and freaked out and had security take her
trailer
apart looking for cameras and kept someone on standby 24/7 even when no
one
was filming just to make sure nothing got installed. She would jump and
be
jittery whenever the director spoke to her and told a couple of other
co-stars
about what she heard. Some were agitated and freaked out but most knew
about
the director and his kink and had worked with him before and didn’t
really care which is why he kept hiring them for projects. Apparently
it
was like a war on set with one team against another and there is worry
that
all of this will come out and cause a huge nightmare.
Director:
David
O Russell (Sony scandal)
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
A list actress: Amy Adams
270.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/23 **#1**
This singer and his girlfriend were out shopping at pricey jewelry
stores
together. However, this doesn’t mean that that they were picking out
an engagement ring! They were actually just shopping for her Christmas
bonus.
Yes, bonus. She is a paid employee, and she did a great job this year.
The
fact that they got some publicity mileage out of is a plus. The only
thing
these two are "engaging" in is a fake relationship that works for both
of
them!
Liam
Payne and Sophia Smith
271.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/23 **#2**
This female singer is not making the kind of money she expected at this
stage.
Although she has tons of fans, she does not have tons of cash in the
bank
and her cash flow situation is worrisome. Look for her to sell off one
or
more of her real estate holdings in the very near future. Rihanna;
Lady Gaga; Katy Perry
272. MR.
X 12/23 **#1**
What A-list actor is currently drowning his sorrows away after his
latest
film fiasco by hopping around to various gay bars in NYC? He’s been
inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed. James
Franco
"The Interview"
273. MR.
X 12/23 **#2**
What former A+ list singer/actress and EGOT winner is contemplating on
announcing
her retirement from live performing next year? This latest surgery has
left
her wheelchair bound for the time being and she’s been undergoing
intensive
physical therapy.
Liza
Minnelli
274. MR.
X 12/23 **#3**
What two younger divas were screaming at each other backstage at one of
the
east coast Jingle Ball concerts after diva #1, a current two-hit
wonder,
occupied the dressing room meant for diva #2, an almost A-list former
tweener,,
and dumping her personal belongings all over the dressing room? Any
pics
you see of these two posing together like friends are staged to the
hilt.
#1:
Meghan Trainer
#2: Ariana Grande
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#1**
If a former B+ list mostly movie actor who may or may not be the father
of
a highly recognizable child wants a successful marriage he probably
shouldn’t be having sex with people other than his future wife,
especially
the day before an engagement. Maybe he felt guilty.
Chris
Klein (Suri Cruise’s father)
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#2**
This will probably crush some fans of this long ago show that ran for a
long
time but the female former lead of that show who is on a hit show now
has
been hooking up with her much younger co-star. Maybe it is just an on
set
fling and she will spend the holidays with who you want her to spend
them
with.
Show: "The X-Files"
Female: Gillian Anderson
Male: David Duchovny
Hit show now: "Hannibal"
Co-star: Joe Anderson (replacing Michael Pitt)
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#3**
This husband of a NJ Real Housewife has been silent on the issue but a
secretary
that he has been hooking up with for the past year told her employer
she
would not be returning to work after the holidays because she was
moving
in with the husband. So, she is proud of this?
Teresa
Guidice’s husband, Joe (as the nanny?)
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#4**
This former C list celebrity who could almost be A list in a certain
naked
corner of the entertainment world is trying to sell some very juicy
stories
about her A list ex and it involves child porn and his obsession with
it.
Charlie
Sheen/Brett Rossi
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#5**
The wife of this permanent A+ list singer/musician had a disagreement
with
an employee in the building where they live and refused to tip any of
the
employees of the building for the holidays unless the offending
employee
was fired. Apparently he didn’t see her coming in time and missed
opening
the door for her. Last year she tried to pull the same trick but her
husband
came through with $1K for every employee. This time though she says she
will
divorce him if he tries to go around her.
Nancy
Shevell/Sir Paul McCartney
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#6**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has an outside chance at some type
of
Academy Award nomination or at least one for the movie he starred in
this
year made a bad decision. He decided to spend Christmas with his
actress
ex-wife and their kids and blow off his wife and kids at home. Ethan
Hawke
"Boyhood"/Uma Thurman
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#7**
Apparently the destruction of his house and the burning of a bed
because
of freebasing has still not been forgiven by this A+ list mostly movie
actor
because his name was being used and abused the other night by the A-/B+
list
mostly movie actor who did all the damage when the A+ lister bought a
movie
the A lister was going to star in and now has no shot of getting.
A+
list actor: Brad Pitt
A-/B+ actor: Jonah Hill
(Brad’s New Orleans home)
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#8**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a long long running network
hit
show put on a brave face the other day after her boy toy husband walked
out
on her and she had to go hit a red carpet alone.
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#9**
This foreign born B list singer spent some time Christmas shopping for
her
kid(s) yesterday when she wasn’t smoking crack in dressing rooms. She
is one big mess of an addict right now.
Lily
Allen
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#10**
This recently married former A list tweener is being robbed blind by
her
husband who is "investing" her money. He is just spending it all to
make
it look like he is a big shot. Ashley Tisdale
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 ** #11**
PART 1:
Back in the day I had a friend. His name is Carlos. Real name. Owned a
great
club and taught me a lot about concert promoting and also had some very
useful
life lessons which have come into play more than once and introduced me
to
some people who are still some of my closest friends. Anyway, one day I
was
over at his house because I had a show coming up and even though we
were
friends, money was expected to be paid on time and in full or he would
cancel
your show in a second. He needed absolutely no notice to get a band or
two
in his place and fill it up so he had no qualms about shutting you
down.
Once money exchanged hands he would smile and he told me to come to the
club
later that night because he wanted to introduce me to a band he had
playing.
Later that night I showed up at the club and was frisked. Walked a
little
further and was frisked again. Carlos’ shows were a little different
than the ones I promoted and the crowd was completely different. Going
inside
the massive darkened club an opening band was playing and they were
awful.
It didn’t matter to the crowd though because they came for one reason
and it was to beat each other all night long in one huge mosh pit.
Knowing
the crowd, I was shocked to see one of my best friends way in the back
where
some chairs and tables were set up. She will always be A list in my
mind
and to her millions of fans. I had met her at an outdoor concert two
years
earlier and when she (lets call her JL) was not touring would usually
hang
out a couple of times a week. I hadn’t known she was coming. If she
was there, then this band must be one I really needed to meet. She mall
type
than was not someone who generally came to Carlos’ club. She would go
to my shows there and had even played there a few times but she
was
always more of a mall type than a double frisking security kind of
place.
Her boyfriend was with her but he had to go watch a guy play at a
different
venue that night who was going to replace a member of their band so
almost
right after I got there he left. Conversation was impossible. The club
was
basically one big room. Walk in the door and the stage was in the front
and
the bar on the right. 1,000 people could fit inside but you would all
be
best friends at the end of the night. The music was always turned up to
a
massive volume. There were no neighbors to complain and there were so
many
police officers who earned a ton of money working overtime at the club
that
any call about noise complaints would be ignored. When the band stopped
playing,
Carlos came over and with him was a guy I had seen many times and was
the
lead singer (lets call him PK) of a band that could sell out every club
just
like this one all over the country every single night and did. They had
started
out as one kind of band and made no money so they switched things up
and
the next thing you knew they were huge in a club kind of way. They made
tons
of money and sold hundreds of thousands of records one night at time.
Their
sound belied the name of the band. They were anything but. With the
lead
singer (lets call him RP) was a guy I had never met, but had seen. They
were
just making it big. Huge actually. First big monster record had been
released
the year before. I say monster hit. It actually did not crack the Top
40
records but if you are a fan of the band you have heard the album many
times
and there are very few people who don’t know the intro riff to the very
first song on the record. Apparently the singer was there as a favor to
the
other lead singer and they were going to surprise the crowd later that
night
by playing together. As the night wore on the word started to spread
that
tonight was going to be kind of special. Other people I knew started
trickling
into the club and other bands would finish their shows at other places
around
the city and were coming in. By 1 a.m. that 1,000 person capacity had
been
maxed out. This was probably 25% above that. This was going to be one
night
no one wanted to miss. The place almost exploded when the two came out.
The
crowd was expecting the headlining band of the night but when the
singer
of the monster band came out with him and that riff I spoke about
before
started blasting out of the speakers there was an eruption of noise
that
could probably only be matched by standing behind the engines of a 747.
You
would not think that kind of noise could be sustained for very long.
You
would be wrong. For about 90 minutes there was not one second I can
remember
where the crowd was not enthralled and mesmerized and totally into
every
word and beat. It was a show of epic proportions. It was hard to
believe
that the night was only going to get crazier. The craziness began when
PK
said to myself, RH and JL after the show that we should go to Mexico
that
night.
PART 2:
By the time the band got off the stage it was around 2:30 a.m. Last
call
was long gone and the booze backstage was running out. Carlos was
summoned
and he offered two more bottles of booze but then was closing the place
down.
Two bottles of booze might sound like a lot, but there were about 20
people
drinking from those two bottles and they just rotated around a circle
with
each person taking a swig and then passing it to the next person. No
ice,
no mixers, just booze. No one complained and no one asked for anything
else.
Men, women, young and old, people just kept the stories flowing as fast
as
the booze. The two guys who had been up on stage singing decided they
needed
to commemorate this special night. Ideas were discussed and discarded.
Finally
they agreed on a tattoo. Not just any tattoo though. This was something
special.
They decided together that only one person could do the tattoo.
Unfortunately
that person was in Mexico. Just across the border they said. They were
not
exactly sure which street but they were sure that once they got there
they
could find it. Nothing like wandering around a Mexican border town
half-drunk
in the middle of the night asking around for a tattoo guy that was only
known
by a nickname. Surprisingly, almost everyone in the room agreed to go.
The
next thing you know the group of twenty had been installed in PK’s tour
bus. The driver was passed out so PK did the driving. Yeah, looking
back,
perhaps it was not the best idea but he said he could drive it. It was
only
after the first policeman pulled him over after 30 miles that he
figured
out how to turn the headlights on. Everyone was still buzzed and flying
on
the trip down. There was no one sleeping and I don’t even remember
anyone
passed out. I do remember that during the entire trip down there was a
porn
movie playing on a loop on the television. When conversation would lag
enough
all of a sudden you would hear some loud moaning and realize the porn
was
still playing. JL and I hung out towards the back with two of her
friends,
one of whom she was repeatedly trying to set me up with and another who
was
JL’s business partner in a venture that had nothing to do with music.
This was before you needed a passport to cross the border by land. We
thought
that at the border, the Mexican border guards would at least want to
have
a look inside the bus or have everyone step out. Nope. In the middle of
the
night, the guard just waved the bus through and PK barely had to slow
down.
During the drive, RH was trying to draw the design that they both
wanted
on their bodies and they had a big back and forth that at one point had
me
look up and see that PK was taking a turn drawing and doing so while
not
even looking at the road. When I think about who could have died that
night,
it would have been a much bigger deal than the night Buddy Holly and
Richie
Valens died.
PART 3:
Through the streets we went. PK’s tour bus skills were ok for open
highway,
but in tiny roads with parked cars on either side and lighting that was
dim,
he was having a tough time making his way through the streets. I don’t
remember him hitting any cars but I do remember him taking a nice sized
chunk
out of a house that was especially close to a corner and he didn’t even
bother to stop. No one knew exactly where they were going. All they
could
remember was that the tattoo artist was located next to a combination
nightclub/brothel and that he worked and lived in the place next to it.
Several
cubs were investigated and at each club a couple of people would get
off
and ask around but fewer people were getting back on the bus. What had
seemed
like a lot of fun a few hours earlier was wearing thin and cheap drinks
and
partying until the dawn sounded like more fun. By the time PK and RH
found
the right place the sun was starting to rise and they spent 30 minutes
banging
on the door before the guy stumbled down the stairs to see who was
there.
Once he saw who it was he got pretty excited. When he was shown the
drawings
of the body art he said it would take a few hours total so the four or
five
of us that were left from the bus went to the bar/brothel next door to
hang
out. There were no customers at the bar or even a bartender. There was
one
table in the corner that was occupied by what looked like the women who
probably
worked upstairs in the brothel. To this day I wish I had taken a photo
of
the inside of that bar. I’m not sure that I have ever seen a scene
which
would have told itself so perfectly with a photo. JL was depressed
looking
at it and had grown tired of the whole experience. She was ready to go.
The
suburban part of her was returning and the adventure was gone. I agreed
to
go too but I wanted some assistance for what I was sure was going to be
a
very long morning so I grabbed a bottle of tequila from behind the bar
and
left $40 and walked out with JL and one of her friends. The other two
people
stayed behind to wait out the tattoos. So, there we were. Three people
who
had no idea where we were exactly, in a very sketchy neighborhood with
no
other people in sight walking the street and passing a bottle of
tequila
back and forth as we tried to find a busy street that we could catch a
cab
and get to an airport. We walked and walked. After about 30 minutes of
no
cabs and no place to even call a cab from I remember passing a bus stop
that
had about ten people waiting in line to get on the bus. Surely riding a
bus
would be better than walking. It had been a long night. So, we got in
line.
When the bus arrived and we tried to get on, we had no pesos and
panicked
for a brief instant but the driver was more than happy to take $10 to
let
us on and we took about three more steps on the bus and were stopped.
No
more seats. We were standing. Better than not walking, but not by much.
We
still passed the tequila bottle back and forth and then I heard a
whisper
and saw a nudge. It was kind of the same feeling you get when you are
popping
popcorn in the microwave. At first it is just a pop and then a few
seconds
and another pop. Then it becomes full on popping. I knew what was
happening
because I could hear the name in the whispers. Someone had recognized
JL
and now it was spreading through the bus. She was huge there. Monster
huge.
During our walk that morning there were posters of her new record on
bus
stops . People on the bus were getting excited and pressing a little
closer.
JL knew what was happening. Because she lived it, she could sense it
happening
sooner than I could but this was a situation where she had no
experience.
Being trapped on a bus after a long night surrounded by fans could go
in
a lot of different directions. Looking back now at the situation, what
happened
should have been expected but when you are in the middle of it and half
drunk
and tired, you just aren’t as confident and a little paranoia seeps
in. People started switching places so they could say hello to her or
touch
her. I don’t remember anyone asking for an autograph. A couple of
photos
were taken but mostly people just wanted to say hello or say how much
they
enjoyed her music. People who had been in the back made their way to
the
front and it was a very organized procession as each person took five
or
ten seconds to speak to her. After about ten or fifteen minutes
everyone
had been met and the people who had squeezed on the bus in the three or
four
stops since we had boarded had also taken their turn. The bus driver
had
been told we were looking for a cab because we wanted to go to the
airport.
When he saw a cab that was empty he basically cut off the cab so it
couldn’t move until the three of us made our way off the bus into the
cab. The taxi driver went from really ticked off to really happy when
he
saw who he was driving. He was even more excited to show off the fact
he
had every single tape of JL’s music and played it full blast the entire
way to the airport. By the time we made it to the airport the tequila
was
gone. I was exhausted. This was 24 hours straight of being awake. The
day
was going to get longer. No planes were available for four hours. The
thing
I have always found amazing is that even though JL had been up even
longer
than me, she never stopped smiling the entire four hours when it seemed
like
she met a thousand people and took hundreds of photos. She signed
autographs
and chatted and never stopped being gracious and it is the reason she
was
so popular. People could feel the love she had for her fans. Just as we
were
getting ready to board the plane, PK and RH showed up. They had decided
the
bus driver could drive the bus back and they wanted to get back much
more
quickly. We wanted to see the tattoos. They were both bandaged but each
of
them removed it to show tattoos which were definitely worth what
everyone
had gone through. To this day they are both really proud of those
tattoos.
The guy who did them was a genius. He died a year later in a drive by
shooting.
He was sitting on his couch upstairs above the shop and he was killed.
That
made them even more grateful for the art work and I know that RH got
his
darkened last year because it had started to fade. It was a great
night.
One of those nights that don’t come along very often and that make you
feel like you have lived. People need to have an adventure or two in
their
minds to help them get through the days that are usually so boring.
ADDENDUM
Lots of e-mails this weekend asking about One Night At The Border and
how
there just are not enough clues. So, from the e-mails I received here
are
the questions and clues that were most frequently asked.
*Early 90’s
*The name of the club is one word. Some people put a The in front if
it,
but the real name only had one word.
*Not Billie Joe Armstrong, Trent Reznor, Gwen Stefani, Tiffany, Debbie
Gibson.
*The initials all have something to do with the person. They are not
random.
*The wording gives a very big clue.
*The location and what was happening in the morning also gives a very
big
clue.
CLUB: Troubadour
JL: Selena
PK: Anthony Kiedis "Red Hot Chili Peppers"
RK: Eddie Vedder "Pearl Jam"
286.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/24 **#1**
Dubai is a land of gleaming high-rise architecture… and men with oil
money. These three women visit there regularly, not because they
interested
in oil or architecture, but because they are paid handsomely to spend
the
night (or several days) with wealthy men. One is a reality star (over
30),
one is a film actress (over 30), and one is a singer (under 30). Two
have
dark hair. One is married.
Reality Star: Kim Kardashian
Film Actress: Tara Reid
Singer: Selena Gomez
287.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/24 **#2**
This actor is so furious that he doesn’t even know who the target of
his fury should be! He’s mad at his attorney, who didn’t do exactly
what he said he did; and the executives who he feels didn’t support
him; and the media who hypothesized that he is lying; and those who are
laughing
about the fact that he just isn’t nearly as important and influential
as he thinks he is. How will he cope with all this fury and
humiliation?
Lots of alcohol – and spending time with his boyfriend – while
his wife hangs out out nearby.
George
Clooney and his petition of Support for Sony Pictures
(Rande
Gerber)
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#1**
This married A list medical talk show host was doing his best to get a
woman
to return to his hotel room. He kept hitting on her the entire night
and
kept begging her to touch his pecs and they would make her know what it
was
like to be with a real man. The guy was creepy. Dr. Drew Ordon "The
Doctors"
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#2**
In order to get her boyfriend to stop earning money in his usual way,
this
B+ list mostly television actress who is counting down the days to
unemployment
got him a job promoting clothes and brands. The only thing is she still
has
to go out with him to have his photo taken because no one wants him by
himself.
She is so proud that he is working. Umm, yeah.
Lea
Michele"Glee"/Matthew Paetz "Sears"
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#3**
Yes, that was the assistant of this B list singer who is almost as
famous
for the reality star turned singer he dated forever buying fake gaudy
necklaces
that our singer passes off as real. He loves to brag about how much
money
he has, but he really has next to nothing.
Jason
Derulo/Jordin Sparks
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#4**
Hey, at least this B list mostly movie actress has now reached the age
of
majority. She is still really young though to be so addicted to meth.
It
is probably why she is having a tough time getting work. She looks
about
30 now. Abigail Breslin
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#5**
I’m just not sure how appropriate it is for the B list performer to
be buying his underage girlfriend lingerie for Christmas. Hey, he got
some
for the other woman he has sex with too. Nothing for his baby mama
though.
Tyga/Kylie
Jenner/Blac Chyna
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#6**
This A+ list diva had a person on standby the other night just to hold
her
gloves and to hand her new ones for the walk to the car and the walk
from
dinner to the car. Even though they were mainly the same color there
were
about ten different pairs just in case our diva made other stops.
Mariah
Carey
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#7**
The girlfriend of this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor thought he
was
being super sweet in paying for a private jet to fly her and her family
on
vacation for the holidays. He just wanted her gone because the really
old
actor found someone even younger than his current girlfriend and wanted
to
spend time alone with her.
Clint
Eastwood
295. MR.
X 12/25 **#1**
Apparently this almost A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee got
secretly
hitched to his longtime boyfriend after all. Only thing is, he has not
spoken
about it to the press at all… kind of. He referred to his husband as
his "wife’ in an interview promoting his latest film, teasing the press
again. Oh yeah, and they paid off the surrogate for their kid
handsomely
not to talk and basically go away. Jeremy Renner
296. MR.
X 12/25 **#2**
Which A-list reality star is trying to latch on to that foreign born A+
list
singer after her previous attempt to become fake friends with that A++
list
songstress failed miserably? Singer #1 is avoiding her at all costs and
she
should.
Reality
star: Kim Kardashian
Singer
#1: Beyoncé
Singer
#2: Rihanna
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#1**
This former A list singer from back in the day who had a pretty good
2014
with a different type project was hammered the other night when she
kept
trying to make passes and hit on this current A+ list female singer who
never
got offended and was really gracious despite the drunken moves placed
on
her.
Former A list singer: Cyndi Lauper (Broadway’s "Kinky Boots")
A+ list female singer:
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#2**
This former A list tweener who doesn’t act any longer but has kept A+
list name recognition and is A++ list at making money did something
that
she does not normally do. She visited her married lover in his city so
he
could also see his kids. He says he is leaving his wife but so far it
has
not happened. Our former tweener spent most of the holiday in her hotel
room
waiting for him to call. Lindsay Lohan/Domingo Zapata
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#3**
Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman. This B+ list
celebrity
gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery.
He
thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and
this
turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and
phone
call battle. She did much better on the gift giving. Iggy
Azalea/Nick
Young
(she
got him restored 1962 Chevy Impala)
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is married to an actress has a new
kink
which involves him getting waxed every single day, and sometimes
multiple
times a day. There is a Russian guy he is crazy about who he has been
seeing
seven days a week for a month now. John Travolta
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#5**
This B+ list actress/reality star/comedienne has no idea that her B
list
mostly movie actor boyfriend has been cheating on her the past four
days.
She thinks he is on a ski trip with his kid(s). Sarah
Silverman/Michael
Sheen
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#6**
The end of the year also means that this foreign born B list mostly
movie
actress who loves to cheat will be getting her annual payment from the
actor
who hates to use condoms. He pays her almost $250K a year as part of
their
deal for her to stay quiet about things she knows about him.
Sienna
Miller/Jude Law
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#7**
KINDNESS: This A+ list singer had another great year and ended it on a
kindness
which is really nice. She gave each of her employees a Christmas bonus
which
matched their entire annual salary.
Taylor
Swift
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#8**
This B list actor and singer and recent Academy Award nominee/winner
had
sex with two women this month who both told me that he wore a Santa
Claus
hat during sex and kept referring to himself as Santa. I wonder if any
other
women had the same experience with him this month.
Jared
Leto
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#9**
This foreign born A list model who is about to start acting was so
hammered
at church Christmas Eve that she puked all over the front lawn and used
a
nativity scene to hide.
Cara
Delevingne (visiting Selena Gomez’s family in Texas)
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#10**
This A list talk show host/part-time reality star had a doctor make an
emergency
visit to her home after she passed out. Three days without eating this
time.
Giuliana
Rancic
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#1**
This former A list franchise actor who rarely acts any longer despite
his
monster success is married. He also moved out to LA someone who has
kept
his past indiscretions quiet and she is someone he sees very regularly
for
sex and all that information she has about everything that was going to
be
public stays very quiet because of his ongoing payments.
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#2**
With the help of this very large gossip company an attempted suicide by
this
B list reality star in this A list reality family was kept quiet for
the
past two months. Rob Kardashian and TMZ
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#3**
It was supposed to be date night on Christmas Eve for these two married
not
to each other co-stars on that huge network hit. He has people
following
him though trying to get dirt paid for by his wife so he went to a show
all
by himself and had an empty seat next to him. He spent the entire show
though
texting and several people around him kept telling him to stop.
Tony
Goldwyn/Kerry Washington ("Scandal")
"The
Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time"
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#4**
This permanent A list foreign born model with the temper who is now a
reality
star hooked up with a married former A+ list athlete who she hooks up
with
every couple of years when she wants to really live on a dangerous
edge.
She always torments his wife for days afterwards that she is going to
steal
him from her. She is not a nice person.
Naomi
Campbell/Mike Tyson
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#5**
Apparently this Pretty Little Liars actress has only ever had sex with
one
guy despite her number of boyfriends and apparently she freaks out
whenever
a guy wants to have sex with her which may be why she has had several
boyfriends.
Lucy
Hale
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#6**
This former B+list mostly movie actress turned joke of an actress is
not
only a home wrecker (with the help of her boyfriend) but apparently
also
has told the children of the father that she is their mother now and
should
call her mum. Lindsay Lohan/Domingo Zapata
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#7**
This reality star turned red carpet host spent her holiday with her
family
who had a mini-intervention for her. They want her to get help but are
willing
to watch her closely until award season is over.
Kelly
Osbourne
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#8**
KINDNESS: This singer is A list. Usually is A+ and probably will be
again
next month. Although she made a lot of money last year, her giving was
still
pretty huge. She gave $2M to four different missions ($500K each) who
provide
health services to people in Central American countries. Apparently she
did
the same thing last year helping organizations in Africa.
Katy
Perry
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#9**
This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made
way
more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped
in
her sobriety in a big way. Really big way. Drank non-stop on her recent
flight
and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a
store
a day later.
Kesha
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#1**
This A- list reality star who is the youngest member of the A list
reality
family made a sex tape two days ago. Yes, she is still underage but she
doesn’t care. The interesting thing is it was a different guy than her
boyfriend who made it to her although she did it and sent it to the
boyfriend
to make him jealous, Someone needs to go to jail here.
Kylie
Jenner (Tyga)/Shamari Maurice
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#2**
This former A list talk show host who is waiting for her new gig is
spending
the holidays with a man who left his wife and family to be a star
fucker.
Chelsea Handler
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#3**
This probable one hit wonder with one of the most memorable songs of
2014
says that she got a key to the hotel room of this former A list tweener
who
is having a decent year and was waiting in his bed naked and he said
that
he prefers men to women but did hang out with her all night. Just never
made
any kind of move.
Meghan
Trainor/Nick Jonas
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#4**
This B- list celebrity sibling of a former A+ list celebrity/reality
star
finally got officially dumped by her boyfriend. She has been trying to
pretend
they are still together but he has a college student he is into now and
our
celebrity is having to start over after five years. Nicky
Hilton/James
Rothschild
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#5**
This permanent A+ list diva woke up on Christmas about the time her
kids
were going to sleep. The drinking and pill popping will do that.
Mariah
Carey
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#6**
This married couple were A list reality stars before their crash and
burn.
Apparently they have not had sex in two years.
Heidi
Montag and Spencer Pratt
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#7**
This former B+ list mostly television actor who was on a hit network
show
for a long time with his best friend is married. He hooked up with a
woman
two weeks ago while wearing a Santa costume.
Donald
Faison/CaCee Cobb (Zach Braff)
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#8**
This reality family owns a clothing line. They had about $500K worth of
returns
last quarter. They could have donated the clothes but they got a bigger
tax
break by having them all destroyed, so decided to not help people other
than
themselves.
The
Kardashians
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#9**
Yes that was a foreign born A list mostly movie actor who everyone
knows
and who has not been acting much lately at a sex club out of his home
country
trying out a flogger on a woman tied to a pole. Not really in the
character
of his holiday hit movie.
Hugh
Grant "Love Actually"
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#1**
KINDNESS: This foreign born singer with the magical voice and a very
good
2014 made sure that each of his tour stops this year that sick kids in
the
hospital also had a better year. He spends time at a children’s
hospital
in every city he plays. Sam Smith; Ed Sheeran
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#2**
KINDNESS: This B- list foreign born actor does a mix of television and
movies
and also other things. He is extremely versatile although his Golden
Globe
nomination/win did come from television. He has also been very upfront
about
his mental illness and makes it a point to respond by phone and e-mail
to
any person who writes him and is having their own issues with mental
illness.
The guy spends a ton of time helping others.
Hugh
Laurie
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#3**
This actress is A list. She is married. She is an Academy Award
winner/nominee.
She also wanted a part very badly and was not being considered for it
so
she did the casting couch routine. Her husband has no idea. Nicole
Kidman
("Genius); Gwyneth Paltrow ("33 días")
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is married with kid(s) to
an
actress. He has been hooking up with another actress he met on set and
his
wife finally found out about it right before Christmas because the
other
actress is pregnant. She always finds the guys who cheat on her and
treat
her like crap. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#5**
This B+ list reality star says he has had sex with the sister of his
significant
other more than he has had sex with his significant other in the past
year.
Classy family.
Scott
Disick/Khloé Kardashian
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#6**
This normally very non-partying A+ list mostly movie actor has been
going
at it hard for the past month on the set of his new movie. For the
first
time anyone can remember they saw him using coke. Maybe that new life
experience
is weighing on him. Ryan Gosling ("The Nice Guys")/fatherhood
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actress has been married for under a year but
I
don’t think they will make it to a year. He had some serious skeletons
in his closet and she is discovering them all.
Scarlett
Johansson (Romain Dauriac)
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#8**
The best PR job this year or at least in the top 10 was how this B+
list
mostly movie actress kept it hidden that her new baby was the result of
an
affair her husband had with another woman.
Laura
Linney/Marc Schauer
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#9**
This A list mogul/reality star had sex with one of his celebrity
employees
and made his girlfriend watch.
Simon
Cowell/Tulisa Contostavlos/Lauren Silverman
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#10**
This married man makes his former almost A list mostly movie actress
turned
reality star take a drug test every other day. Smart move. Plus it is
her
highest paying gig in the past few years.
Lindsay
Lohan/(PROBABLY) Domingo Zapata
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#11**
This B- list mostly television actress is on a hit network show after
being
on a hit pay cable show. She trusts her actor boyfriend so little that
she
goes with him to the set when he is working even if she is not.
Ginnifer
Goodwin/Josh Dallas "Big Love" and "Once Upon a Time"
336.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/29 **#1**
If you thought that it was odd that these famous girls are hanging out
together,
wait until you hear why! They did not whisk One Girl away on vacation
because
they want to be her friend. Oh no. It’s all part of a devious plot to
help their Real Friend land One Girl’s ex! While they keep One Girl
busy and encourage her to stay away from her ex, their Real Friend is
solidifying
her relationship with him! Does One Girl know that her new besties are
actually
her frenemies? Not yet!
One girl: Selena Gomez (in Dubai)
Her frnemies: Kendall Jenner Gigi Hadid
Their friend: Hailey Baldwin
Ex: Justin Bieber
337.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/29 **#2**
This actor recently filed for divorce after many years of marriage.
However,
just because he and his wife managed to keep his relationship off the
front
page for many years doesn’t mean that the split is a friendly one!
It’s not. For some reason, she just did not find his infidelity to be
the least bit funny! She is mad and she wants EVERYTHING! House, kids,
cash,
generous alimony and child support. She’ll get it, too. His desire to
keep a clean public image means that he will pay whatever it takes just
to
keep her quiet and to pretend that this was all a mutual and friendly
decision.
This one will be quick, but it doesn’t mean his personal life will stay
off the front page. Because the sooner he settles… the faster he can
appear in public with his new piece! Chris Rock
338.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/29 **#3**
Despite years of a solid income from television-based projects, this
couple
squandered their fortune by trying to live a lifestyle they could not
afford.
So how could they afford a recent posh vacation to one of the most
expensive
resort communities in the world? They couldn’t! That’s why you
won’t see any photos of this reality couple actually doing anything
except walking around. They simply purchased some discounted coach
plane
tickets, stayed with a relative who lives nearby, and notified the
paparazzi
when they would be walking around. Total cost to convince you that they
are
still rich and famous (and to drum up interest in a new reality
project)?
Less than $900.
Heidi
Montag and Spencer Pratt
339.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/29 **#4**
Have you ever noticed the way that the significant relationships of
these
siblings are spun? They are perpetually the objects of desire… and the
victims of cruel heartbreak. They never pursue anyone. The other person
is
always chasing them, begging them to be exclusive, pushing them to get
married.
They are never at fault when the relationship doesn’t work. The other
person is always the damaged/cheating/controlling/bad person. They
always
pretend that they tried their best to make things work, but that bad
other
person always fails them and disappoints them and breaks their heart.
You
can find examples in every one of their past and current relationships.
In
fact, you’ll see this same spin happening during the next breakup. Of
course it’s all BS. They are just as damaged and cheating and
controlling
and awful as their significant others. In some cases, even more so.
However,
they have a strong marketing team and the stories are spun from their
perspective
to make them seem innocent and worthy of your sympathy. It’s the
classic
good guys/bad guys scenario. And if you are still watching, they
believe
it’s because you see them as the good guys!
thanks Raoul Duke
"The Kardashians"
*Khloe and Lamar have been in the headlines wanting a divorce. He is
painted
a crackhead/cheater who broke her heart.
*Khloe and French Montana because she was lonely after her split from
Lamar.
*Kourtney and Scott are always breaking up because he is an alcoholic
partier
who cares more about clubbing than the family breaking her heart.
*Kim and Kris Humphries, he was painted as an insensitive asshole.
*Kim and Kanye, because he is constantly in Paris and not involved so
much
in the K clan.
*Rob and Rita Ora, because she cheated on him breaking his heart.
*Rob and Adrienne Bailon because he gained so much weight.
*Kris and Bruce, because she is transgendering and dated her best
friend.
340. CELEB
DIRTY LAUNDRY 12/29
Here are our Soap Opera Blind Items for January 2015:
1. Birds of a feather flock together. General Hospital execs are
currently
courting another The Young and the Restless actor – who is interested
in leaving Genoa city and joining the folks in Port Charles. This
controversial
Y&R male soap star is looking to get back in the daytime game and
joining
another network, and no it’s not Michael Muhney. This actor has stirred
up quite a bit of drama on social media lately, and it’s making him
a tough sell for his agent.
2. One soap will kick off 2015 with another major "whodunnit" murder mystery, and fans will be actually thanking the murderer for helping the unpopular character exit.
3. The Bold and the Beautiful will kick off the new year with another pregnancy, unfortunately no one is sending the new mother-to-be any well wishes.
4. One General Hospital leading lady wants out… like yesterday. The writers are scrambling to figure out if they should recast the role or just put the character out of her misery. This soap diva’s major fanbase has gone to her head and she has some crazy stipulations for writers regarding her 2015 return. Look for her to be basically dictating her entire storyline and which co-stars she will or won’t have a love interest in.
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#1**
This married Academy Award winning actress left her husband at home
this
week to have a fling with one of her former co-stars who is about three
decades
younger than her.
Meryl
Streep/Justin Henry (son in "Kramer vs. Kramer")
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#2**
THE BET - OLD HOLLYWOOD: Johnny Grant knew everyone in Hollywood and he
told
me a lot of stories over the years. Some I promised never to tell and
some
he told me I could write about immediately. This one he wanted to wait
until
all the participants were dead, but since there is kind of an Old
Hollywood
theme today, I thought I might as well share it. It is not technically
Old
Hollywood since some of the participants are still alive but it shows
you
that debauchery and rude behavior were as common four decades ago as
they
are today. There was a bet between several producers back in the day
involving
this actress who almost still enjoys A+ list name recognition despite a
career
that has been sporadic to say the least. At one point in time the
entire
world knew her name. Her career started with a bet. Several producers
had
meetings with the actress who still looks amazing despite her age. She
has
been on and off with a current B- list mostly movie actor who has two
great
television roles, one of which also was in the movies. The producers
all
wanted to work with the actress and all claimed to have the perfect
script
for her. One night at a poker party, the group attempted to hash out
who
would get her first for a movie. They all agreed that whoever could
sleep
with her first would win the bet but they wanted proof. This was back
in
the day before camcorders but the group decided that photos just
wouldn’t
do. It had to be sex and it had to be on film. The actress is probably
still
living off the gifts and cash that were offered by the producers. There
was
a point where some of the producers would end up losing money because
they
spent so much on her. The producer/director that won though did end up
having
a blockbuster with her and actually won the bet in about a month. The
screening
of the film of her having sex was the hottest invitation in town and
multiple
A+ list actors were on hand to not only see the actress in the movie
but
also hoping they too would land a role opposite her in her acting
debut.
As it turns out it went to an actor who was not even there but who was
in
an Academy Award winning film and had a run of about a decade as an A
list
mostly movie actor.
Actress: Bo Derek
Boyfriend: John Corbett ("Northern Exposure" and "Sex and the City")
Producer/Director: Blake Edwards
Movie: "10"
A list actor: Dudley Moore
343. MR.
X 12/30 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: There was a time, during the height of her career, that
this
A++ list singer/actress was almost cured of her addiction to speed. On
the
advice of her then (married) lover, a future Oscar winning
director/writer,
she underwent several psychoanalysis sessions at the Menninger Clinic.
The
shrink diagnosed her as being manic depressive and suggested that she
temporarily
retire and go off her current regimen of uppers and downers. Well, she
went
cold turkey with the pills (and it worked) but as for retiring, her
stage
mother from hell put a stop to that. The mother, one of the worst of
all
time, called up her shrink and screamed over the phone "NOTHING IS
WRONG
WITH MY DAUGHTER!!" (needless to say, the strained relationship between
mother
and daughter was further strained to the point of nonexistence). Mommy
dearest
also called up the head of the movie studio and the head demanded that
the
star go back to work because of time, money, blah blah blah. All
attempts
to get her off the pills failed due to her mother’s sabotage and she
took the next train back to Hollywood. Needless to say, the film she
was
set to start work on was one she didn’t want to do at all but it turned
out to be one of her best. As for her then lover, they broke up soon
afterwards
and he always regretted the fact that he didn’t stop her mother
sabotaging
her daughter’s sobriety.
Actress:
Judy Garland
Mother: Ethel Gumm
Married lover: Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Movie: "Meet Me In St. Louis"
Studio head: Louis B. Mayer
Menninger
Clinic [skip to 32:00]
344. MR.
X 12/30 **#2**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Before she was famous, this future A++ list actress and
Oscar
winner/nominee was hoofing it up on Broadway in the chorus line of a
second
rate revue. She was also making ends meet by prostituting herself to
shady
men who lived near the apartment she was renting out. Her pimp was
psychically
and mentally abusive towards her and one night she had enough. She was
determined
to get rid of him for good, so she ran him over with her car… killing
him. The landlady called the police and our future star spent the night
in
jail, but was eventually released after she told the cops that he was
drunk
and she had no other choice but to run him over (phew!) Fast forward a
year
and she has a new alias and she’s under contract to the studio she
would
call home for a few decades. Magically, her arrest record disappeared
after
some money exchanged hands.
Joan
Crawford (Lucy LeSueur)
345. MR.
X 12/30 **#3**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What A-list blonde actress not named Marilyn was three
years
older than she said she was, making her almost 30 years old at the time
of
her early death?
Jean
Harlow
346. MR.
X 12/30 **#4**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Which A++ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee, back
when
she was an almost A-list teen star, hated being chaperoned by studio PR
people
everywhere she went, so one night she let them have the night off and
went
to a gay club with her two best friends, both gay and both actors? When
a
photographer snapped the three of them laughing their asses off at the
drag
queens performing, the studio immediately killed the photo, fearing it
would
ruin the careers of all three involved.
Elizabeth
Taylor/Montgomery Clift/Roddy McDowall
347. MR.
X 12/30 **#5**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Which B-list tough guy, who was almost A-list for a
short
period, was born and raised into a Jewish family, but when he got to
Hollywood
he was told by several [Jewish] studio heads to hide his faith from the
public,
because they
George
Raft
348. MR.
X 12/30 **#6**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee never slept
with
his frequent leading lady in the early 1940s (as is frequently
reported),
because he knew his wife would raise hell and immediately call every
gossip
columnist in town? After his wife’s sudden death, the leading lady
swooped
in to try to comfort him in more ways than one, but with no success.
They
still remained great friends until the actor’s death.
Clark
Gable/Lana Turner/Carole Lombard
349. MR.
X 12/30 **#7**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What future politico’s wife, when she was still an
aspiring
starlet, met her future husband when he was still very much married to
his
actress wife? The actress wife filed for divorce after she came home
and
walked in on her husband and the starlet doing the horizontal mambo in
their
bed.
Ronald
Reagan/Jane Wyman/Nancy Davis
350. MR.
X 12/30 **#8**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What foreign born A/B-list actress best known for her
off-screen
liaisons, volcanic temper and her mysterious death, appeared in several
stag
films before she was famous, some of them being girl-on-girl?
Lupe
Velez
("Frasier"
and the Story of Lupe Velez)
351. MR.
X 12/30 **#9**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What A++ actor/singer and Oscar winner/nominee had the
image
of the all-American family man, but he had a little secret that he kept
from
the public. He grew weed in his backyard and was pretty good at rolling
a
joint.
Bing
Crosby
352. MR.
X 12/30 **#10**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What Hollywood power couple both on and off-screen never
officially confirmed their marriage, but there was that one time about
a
few years into their relationship that they both went to Mexico so he
could
get a quickie divorce from his wife [a devout Catholic like him] and
they
could get hitched? The female half of the couple never met his ex-wife
until
after the man died and eventually became good friends with both his
kids.
Spencer
Tracy/Katharine Hepburn
353.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/30 **#1**
This marriage was a bad idea from the beginning. And yes, it was fraud!
The
goal was to quiet the gay rumors and to present the actor as a
straight,
masculine action hero. While there have been plenty of beardy
relationships
in Hollywood, this one was one of the worst match ups we’ve ever seen!
The girl was simply much too young, uneducated, unsophisticated, and
unpredictable to partner with him successfully on this scheme. It was
all
too much: the secret baby and the secret marriage and the pretense that
it
was all a secret because he is such a "private person." It’s no
surprise
that the stunt wife and stunt baby are now blowing up in his face. It
is
going to cost him a HUGE amount of money to get her to back off of the
fraud
claim and to end this marriage quietly. The one person who is happy to
see
this fake marriage end? His boyfriend… with whom he has actually been
living the entire time!
Jeremy
Renner
354.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/30 **#2**
Sure, they went on a family vacation. However, it doesn’t mean that
Mom and Dad are actually together! We hear that during this vacation,
the
kids were in a suite with Mom, while Dad stayed in a separate room down
the
hall. The relationship between these two actors is a strange one, to
say
the least. They’ve now been separated for well over a year, but neither
has filed for divorce. In private, they act like they can’t stand each
other. They have almost no interaction except when it’s about the kids
or when one wants to yell at the other about something. In public,
though,
they act like they have reconciled and are together. They look like a
happy,
intact family, complete with smiling photos. Yes, they are actors, but
it’s
still strange. Despite appearances, they are definitely NOT together.
They
live in separate houses. Dad has a girlfriend (who may have stayed home
this
trip as she was not seen). We don’t know about Mom. Why are they
stalling
on the filing? Is it really taking a couple of years to split up the
estate?
Catherine
Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#1**
This just about permanent A list musician who many of you would say
already
deserves that honor is back on heroin and nearly killed himself
overdosing
on it while with his kids. Slash
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#2**
This former A list singer turned music icon is acting as a sober
companion
to this former A list singer who got her fame through her former
husband.
I feel for the icon because she got yelled at in public the other day
and
called some horrible names when she kept her charge away from the booze
at
an event.
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#3**
It must be pretty tough to be attached to someone forever when you
blame
them for your own bad reviews. Well, that is what this A+ list mostly
movie
actor thinks when it comes to his debut part-time gig.
Ryan
Gosling (attached to Eva Mendes through their child)/directing "Lost
River"
which she starred in and went straight to video
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#4**
This recently demoted east coast (not ATL) Housewife was doing her best
to
pick up guys half her age this past week while on vacation. She struck
out
until gave one some cash to be with her during the rest of her visit.
Ramona
Singer ("Real Housewives of New York City") in Miami
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#6**
No more Teen Mom blinds until the New Year. I promise. I usually only
write
about 3 or 4 of them anyway so think of it as entry level blind item
guessing.
This one is the drug addict. No, not the pill popper who cheats, the
other
one. Yeah, her. Apparently she is doing some kind of drug that is
making
her paranoid. She literally thinks everyone is out to get her and if
you
thought she could be dramatic and a pain before, then this drug is ten
times
worse.
Jennelle
Evans
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#7**
This B+ list talk show host/reality star who really wants to be a
skinny
Ryan Seacrest brought 30 bikinis on her vacation. When her PR person
saw
how our B+ lister looked in the bikinis though, a person was dispatched
to
put the B+ lister in a one piece. Skin and jutting bones.
Guiliana
Rancic
(photo)
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#8**
This C list wannabe actor of a permanent A list celebrity got into an
argument
with his new bride at the store this week when he was talking about
fashion
with the sales person. When his celebrity wife tried to speak up, he
told
her she knew nothing about fashion and should stay quiet.
Evan
Ross (Diana Ross)/Ashlee Simpson
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#9**
To save all of her sponsorship deals, this B list celebrity/athlete
spent
most of the money she has in her bank accounts to buy off some people
who
would have cost her most of her future income.
Hope
Solo (altercation with her sister and 17-year-old nephew)
364.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/31
Her husband had heard for years that his television star wife was
cheating
on him. So what caused him to finally pull the trigger on the divorce?
We
have EXCLUSIVELY learned that he found PROOF that she was cheating!
We’re
not talking about a few emails and text messages. We’re talking about
HUNDREDS of photos and videos that he found on her computer of her with
dozens
of different men. This was absolutely devastating for him, and the
couple
separated soon after that. But there’s a much bigger story behind this.
The REAL problem is that our celebrity did not take and does not own
many
of those photos and videos. They were taken by different men who still
have
the originals in their possession! Her team has literally spent months
trying
to track down every man (some famous, some not) who may possess those
images.
Given her history, it’s a big job. Now, the male celebrities and their
lawyers understand how this game is played, and she has been able to
settle
with them. They generally don’t want the negative publicity that would
come with having been the cause of the breakup of her marriage
(although
some of them have been running their mouths about having been with her
and
having photos and videos of her). However, there are several non-famous
guys
(we know of at least one in Los Angeles and two in Las Vegas) who have
been
holding out for months. The photos and videos were taken by these men
on
their equipment and with her consent. They OWN the materials. While
they
can not make money by publishing the materials without her consent, she
needs
to pay them off… or those photos and videos just might leak. By the
way, these aren’t just some saucy nude shots we’re talking about.
This is full-on PORN. All those hacked photos of other celebrities from
earlier
this year absolutely pale in comparison to this treasure trove of
material
of photos and videos. Yes, we’ve seen some of the images, and we even
tested them to see if they had been manipulated. According to our
tests,
they had not been edited. No, we’re not going to publish them. But
while
those images appear to be real, we were also recently sent some fake
photos
of her. We are not sure if they are just some guy’s idea of a fantasy,
or if they are purposeful false flags being planted by her team to
discredit
the real images that may pop up. So, if you do see some images surface,
know
in advance that some may be real, but some may be fake, too. In any
case,
her team has a HUGE job in front of them. How do you shut up dozens of
men…
and shut down hundreds of photos and videos that make your wholesome
client
look like a porn star? What a mess. Giada De Laurentiis
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