NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 12/01 **#1**
This former B+ list model turned celebrity recently flew to Europe for a quick two day trip to reunite with her ex-boyfriend. Her ex is married and our model is technically married, but the A list ex-boyfriend was in need of a special trick that our celebrity used to always perform on the A lister which his wife wont do. Amber Rose/Kanye West (probably a strap-on)
LAWYER 12/01 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress and her A list singer might have been acting romantic while in public but then why the separate hotel rooms while out of the country on a trip? Not even the same suite. Barely the same floor. They only got together when they emerged in public. She just loves those cold and sterile relationships. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban
LAWYER 12/01 **#3**
This very good looking foreign born almost A list mostly movie actor might have a significant other but when he had the chance to hook up with this long time A list super model he went for it and so did she. She didnt even care about money which is probably a first for her. The fact they did it at an event and couldnt wait to be alone says it might last a week or even two or until his significant other gets back to town. Naomi Campbell and Idris Elba
LAWYER 12/01 **#4**
Freakiest thing I have heard in awhile. Halftime entertainer for a football game this weekend was spotted in his dressing room playing with himself. Not what you think though. Well, not exactly. It turns out that the A list singer/featured performer who often sings in a language other than English rubs his manhood with makeup before each performance and also takes a Viagra or two to make sure there is a bulge. Yeah, not sure why about the makeup either. But he takes it seriously. Pitbull
LAWYER 12/01 **#5**
This permanent A list singer who is living off his hits from several decades ago was at a hotel in London recently and had a male escort delivered. Nothing unusual about this. What was unusual was that our singer, who is not really that open about his sexuality was in a wheelchair. Apparently unless he is singing on stage or doing some type of television appearance he doesnt have the strength to walk and has a 24 hour nurse to help him too. Barry Manilow
LAWYER 12/01 **#6**
This so far one hit wonder who admittedly does have a very big hit that is very catchy, had her own Black Friday type of moment over the weekend when she beat all comers to a coke stash that someone brought to her party. She wouldnt share with anyone but did offer the guy who brought it some sex. He declined and it could be because of the puke stained sweater she was wearing because she had been drinking all day and didnt want to clean up after puking. A real winner. Meghan Trainor; Charli XCX
LAWYER 12/01 **#7**
I dont believe the MIley Cyrus pregnancy story. What I do believe is that this B+ list rapper is doing his best to make this B+ list reality star from an A list reality family pregnant so he can tap into the fame and money and that she is so rebellious and so wanting to get back at her family that she might be trying to get pregnant. She thinks it is love. He thinks of it as money. There are reports she is pregnant. If she is, and plans on keeping the baby she would be best off telling the world immediately. There are those close to her who would do everything to talk her out of it. Kylie Jenner/Tyga
LAWYER 12/01 **#8**
This former A list singer with or without her group is now a B list solo artist. She told a friend the other day that she still has not bonded with her child and is indifferent to spending time with the child and only does so to make her significant other happy. Fergie/Josh Duhamel
LAWYER 12/01 **#9**
This A list model/sometime reality star got into a fight with her husband the other day while shopping for baby stuff. He kept telling her he didnt even want the baby and still thinks she lied whatever that means. Coco Rocha
LAWYER 12/01 **#10**
One of the sites favorite foreign born former A- list television actress turned C list straight to On Demand actress is in a bad way with drugs right now and has been that way since she lost a baby a few months ago. She needs rehab but apparently doesnt think so herself. Things are not good for her right now at all. Misha Barton
LAWYER 12/01 **#11**
This actress was poised to hit A list. She might still get there. Foreign born she is in a nice solid B range and is an Academy award winner/nominee. Young still. Lots of chances ahead, but she is aging very quickly because of what she has gone through the past five years. She says she goes to therapy multiple times each week to deal with it. She was horribly scarred by a past relationship with an A list mostly movie actor and lately he has been talking about her again in public which frightens her because she thinks it means he will be coming after her again. He tried to control her life and everything she did and was in her face 24/7 and left her shell shocked. Trying to escape she found her way into the arms of a celebrity who is also A list and she thought things would quiet down for her and stabilize. Instead she was thrown into a world of drugs and cheating and lies and her life spun even more out of control. Her acting suffered and she had to turn down parts because she couldnt stop shaking or trembling. Therapy she says helps and she is trying to move forward with the celebrity but it is tough to trust him or to know that everything will be alright and that she can have a normal life. To see this actress now compared to a photo of her five or six years ago is like looking at a completely different person.
Actress: Carey Mulligan
Past relationship: Shia LaBeouf
A list celebrity: Marcus Mumford
GOSSIP 12/01 **#1**
This brunette beauty is a multi-hyphenate performer. She thought that she was dating another performer. However, when our girl showed up at an event last week, she was awkwardly rejected at the door because her musical boyfriend was there with another woman! Given how messy his life is with multiple women and children, a little bit of embarrassment may actually save her a lot of heartache. Lets hope she goes home, takes a nice long look in the mirror, and realizes that she is really nothing more than a booty call to him. Christina Milian/Lil Wayne (daughters sixteenth birthday party)
GOSSIP 12/01 **#2**
This actress is currently on location for a film that is being shot in an American city. She was eating out the other night at a pizza restaurant with a companion. No, her famous husband was not there with her. She seemed to be in a good mood. She was kind and polite to the servers, smiled at other patrons who recognized her, and laughed and joked with her friend. They did not finish the entire pizza, and our actress had the server box up the rest. Our actress walked outside the restaurant, looked around and gave it to a very grateful homeless man. We love it when celebrities do nice things without the paparazzi around! Youre probably wondering how she looked. Well, her face was scrubbed clean of makeup and she was wearing a dark, baggy sweater. We hear that her on-set clothing has been very concealing as well. If you are a regular reader, you know exactly why those clothes are loose even if our actress hasnt announced it yet! Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake (filming in Cincinnati)
GOSSIP 12/01 **#3**
Esteemed actress Susan Sarandon recounted her experience with sexual harassment and the casting couch in an interview with Elle Magazine. "I just went into a room, and a guy practically threw me on the desk. It was in my early days in New York, and it was really disgusting." One of her first movies during "her early days in New York" was Rocky Horror Picture Show, but we do not know if this story is related to the cast or crew of that film. A very controlled Sarandon described the encounter as "not successful, for either of us." Who was the Disgusting Guy?
GOSSIP 12/01 **#4**
He is one of the stars of a hit TV show. She is a crew member on the show. They are both either married or in steady relationships. He comes across as a confident performer, but he actually has his anxious moments before he has to perform. So she visits him before his scenes and helps him relieve his anxiety which is apparently stored in one particular part of his anatomy! She just asks, "Hand or mouth?" and gets to work. Its all over in five minutes, and they both get on with their day. By the way, other than these little sessions at work, there doesnt seem to be much going on between the two.
CORP AUSTRALIA 12/01
Cheryl Cecchetto has crafted the biggest parties in show business over the past 25 years, including official celebrations for the Oscars and Emmy Awards, and a host of famous weddings. Now the veteran Hollywood event planner is in Australia to promote her new book, Passion to Create, which lifts the lids on the logistics involved in throwing a big ticket bash. "Its like pulling together a major production with talent, catering, lighting, sound ... the whole lot," Cecchetto said. "But its the world of celebrity so if it doesnt all come together, people notice." One year at a major event] she came face-to-face with an Aussie actor who she describes as one of the most difficult stars she has encountered. "I dont mention any names because thats not who I am," she said. But the story is one shes willing to share. After nearly 100 phone calls between her company and the unnamed celebritys people, working out his many and varied demands, he finally agreed to appear in order to accept an award. As well as demanding a big supply of M&M chocolates in his dressing room, with the green ones removed, he showed up extremely late and refused to take his seat in the audience. When he did collect his award, the arrogant actor demanded to leave early and was only coaxed back to the party when his brother pointed out how rude he was being. Russell Crowe; Joel Edgerton
LAWYER 12/02 **#1**
This former singer turned reality star who is way more famous as a reality star despite her family singing connections cheated on her husband and thinks her new guy is worth getting a divorce. Her new guy is married though and she doesnt know it. Her new guy also currently has two women pregnant at the same time so this should all be fun to watch unfold. Tamar Braxton
LAWYER 12/02 **#2**
This married A-/B+ list mostly movie actor could see some serious acting hardware come to him this year or at least his film. This past week he hooked up with an actress who is B list and is on an almost television thing and also does movies. She is playing the field again now that she is single, but her last two hookups are both in relationships.
Married actor: Mark Ruffalo ("Foxcatcher")
Actress: Robin Wright
Show: "House of Cards"
Last 2 hookups: Jon Hamm ("The Congress")
LAWYER 12/02 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actress who had a great 2014 with hits and indies and definitely made a name for herself is in a battle with her people. She wants to come out and they just want her to do nothing more than say she is bisexual and preferably not even go that far. Shailene Woodley
LAWYER 12/02 **#4**
I hope her phone is secure because this A+ list singer was trying on lots of clothes two days ago while shopping and kept snapping photos of herself in various states of undress and dress while trying them all on. She is not exactly known for showing off any portion of her body. Taylor Swift
LAWYER 12/02 **#5**
He went because this still A list supermodel told him her kids wouldnt be there. She lied. She really thought that if they were all forced together in one location that everything would be great. It wasnt and he is over it and her attempts to try and make this a long term thing. Heidi Klum and Vito Schnabel
LAWYER 12/02 **#6**
This B list reality star from an A list reality show goes into a car shop almost everyday and is convinced he has a tracking device on his car and has been getting more and more paranoid about it each day when they tell him nothing is on it. The reality star looks as if he has not slept in weeks. Scott Disick "The Kardashians"
LAWYER 12/02 **#7**
She says she is getting married but this B list celebrity who is way out of the limelight compared to some members of her family is never seen with her soon to be husband and a lot of that has to do with him cheating on her. They got engaged to stop the rumors of him cheating but they are not rumors. There has been no wedding planning at all. They just need to call it quits and save the embarrassment. Nicky Hilton/James Rothschild
LAWYER 12/02 **#8**
He said he couldnt see her because he was working all last weekend. She begged for him to join her on her business trip, but the A list singer was unsuccessful and her actor boyfriend took the time to be with a woman from his show that he has been seeing regularly but not easily for fear of getting caught.
Singer: Lady Gaga
Boyfriend: Taylor Kinney
Show: "Chicago Fire"
LAWYER 12/02 **#9**
This married B list mostly movie actor who has gone through multiple marriages and restraining orders was at a club on Friday night and had no problems finding a woman to go back to his hotel with him. Hey at least he didnt beat her. That is always a possibility. Terrence Howard
LAWYER 12/02 **#10**
Child Protective Services paid a visit to the home of this bad actress turned reality star because a teacher of one of her kids said that they were on a diet and were not allowed to eat at school and only could eat at home. Apparently mom thinks at least one of her kids is too fat. Tori Spelling
LAWYER 12/02 **#11**
This actor is B- list. He has a really famous name in a different kind of way and a face that most people recognize but dont put with the name. Movies are his thing. He has been in some big movies the past year and is getting some critical acclaim. He also is using his fame to the full extent. He has been in this space before for some aggressive behavior towards women but nothing that reached this point. He was with a woman for a short amount of time that was attracted to him because of his fame. Our actor took advantage of this and made her do things she probably would not have done otherwise. Afterwards he would buy her dinner or a present. One night though was something that caused her to leave. He brought her back to his place and there was another woman there and he told his girlfriend that he wanted to watch her with another woman. His girlfriend said no and kept saying no but at the same time allowed herself to be touched and kissed. She says she kept saying no and wanted to get away but that she was being held down by the other woman and our actor. At some point during the encounter the actor began having sex with the other woman and his girlfriend grabbed her clothes and left. In a phone call she recorded with him the next day he wanted to know why she left early and that seemed really into it and they should do it again later that night. The girlfriend has never seen the actor since and admits she was buzzed but also that she did not want to be there but also had told the actor being with another woman was something she had wanted to do. I say she was forced. She isnt sure what she is going to do.
This professional athlete pretends to be a family man. However, he is not actually living in his family home anymore! While on a road trip a while back, he hired an escort. It wasnt the first time. However, he soon became enamored with this one and she became a big part of his life. He even bought another place near his family home just so she could be close to him year-round. He now spends most of his time shacked up with this escort/mistress. He has a more clean-cut image than many of his teammates, so this one may come as a surprise to many. By the way, yes, his wife knows. No, shes definitely not OK with it. However, she is OK with keeping up appearances right now. After all, there are those endorsement deals to consider! Chris Paul; Drew Brees; Peyton or Eli Manning
AND SASS 12/02
There's been a lot of gossip that this A List actress is approaching this awards season ready to come out on top, finally bask in the sun and out of the decade-long shadow she's been in of this other A+ List "rival." Of course all her over-involved fans she has say she doesn't care one way or another and is just living her life and completely over it. If you call obsessively getting head to toe body treatments, secret calls to the best designers to start making her dress NOW and interviewing speech writers to help her with speeches all before her movies have even come out "completely over it," then....ok. She's always been a bit of a control freak, but this is at a level no one has ever seen her at. Her team has never seen her so focused on creating the perfect awards season so she can look the part she so desperately wants to be: Not just a fledgling comedy actress, but someone who is a contender and will be plastered all over the place with stories focused on her varied craft and how amazing, happy and normal her life is. They think it was triggered from a recent event the A+ List Rival actress had. Her team also said that she thinks that if she can't break the stigma this year that she's been in that its never going to happen and she fears she will fade out completely. She's counting on these accolades to prove to herself, the film industry and to "her" that she is an equal....no matter what occurred in the past.
A list actress: Jennifer Aniston (news surfaced today that she just hired a professional Oscar Campaign Coach)
A+ rival: Angelina Jolie
Awards season: Best Actresss for "Cake"
Recent event: Wedding of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
LAWYER 12/03 **#1**
This A list singer while in his A+ list group and probably would be a B- if he ever went solo brought his girlfriend to an event last night but it didnt stop him from getting the phone number of this former tweener turned singer and he was telling her that his girlfriend wasnt serious. Our tweener turned singer has a boyfriend but has also been known to take advantage of opportunities. Interesting to see what will happen. Liam Payne (Sophia Smith)/Ariana Grande (Big Sean) "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2014"
LAWYER 12/03 **#2**
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that ended a couple of years ago was in tears this week when discussing her newlywed husband because he is cheating on her. Our actress has been branching out into other things and has not been home as much and it could be over almost as fast as it started. Not Blake Lively. Leighton Meester ("Gossip Girl")/Adam Brody
LAWYER 12/03 **#3**
This former A list singer turned C lister with higher name recognition thanks to her one name finally gave up on the singer that strung her along and has found herself back with this B+ list athlete. He is just using her but she doesnt care. He had a poker party the other night and made her serve the table topless but she just did it. I dont know where her self respect went, but it is long gone.
Athlete: DeSean Jackson
LAWYER 12/03 **#4**
For the first time in months this A+ list singer drank and she also got hammered. Apparently she also got very angry in the morning when she found out the guy she took home and slept with to make an A list model jealous also didnt use a condom. Our singer was too wasted to notice. The screaming could be heard all the way down the hall and on the floor below her room too.
A list model: Cara Delevingne
Guy she took home: (POSSIBLY) Steven Klein
LAWYER 12/03 **#5**
This way underage actress is sure not being shy talking about partying she did with this A list Academy award winner/nominee on a movie they recently shot together. She says there was sex involved but that her parents dont care about that but would probably care about the drugs. Ethan Hawke/Hailee Steinfeld "Ten Thousand Saints"; Joey King/James Franco "Zeroville"; Sean Astin/Sammi Hanratty "Bad Kids Go 2 Hell"
LAWYER 12/03 **#6**
Limits of power. This A+ list singer was able to ban someone from working, but was unable to ban an A list model from attending. She was able to ban a foreign born singer turned actress from attending but not one of the people she hates the most who is in Blind Item #1 from working.
Event: "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2014"
A+ list singer: Taylor Swift
Model banned: Jessica Hart
A list model:
Foreign born singer/actress: Rita Ora
Hated person: Ariana Grande
LAWYER 12/03 **#7**
Not technically a beard, but this foreign born A list mostly television actor does have a movie in the awards season talking and his boss didnt want him going solo to every event hence the girlfriend. The whole engagement thing was poorly planned though because there was no backstory planned or even how the proposal occurred. Benedict Cumberbatch "The Imitation Game"
LAWYER 12/03 **#8**
They were drunk. That is what they say anyway when asked. The sister of this foreign born A list model had sex with the A listers husband. Drunk is what they say. The aging model is used to drunken behavior. She is about the only one who doesnt know what happened. Lottie Moss (Kate)/Jamie Hince
LAWYER 12/03 **#9**
This actress is the epitome of B list. Has a great face and you would know her when you see it, but maybe have a tough time with the name. She is on a great pay cable show that is not one of the channels you typically pay for like HBO, etc., although she will do something for one of them in the very near future. Lots of movies. Great supporting role in a great movie this year. Anyway, our actress was married. Had a kid or kids in the marriage. Got out of the marriage without fuss or muss or tabloid coverage. Why would there be tabloid coverage? Well she was cheating on her husband for a year with a no name actor she met. This was movie cheating stuff where they were having sex everywhere and she was flying him all over to her sets and there was not a second they were not having sex. Her husband found out and the whole thing could have made her look horrible just as her career was taking off. It was kept quiet until a little something happened to several celebrities. Suddenly people are asking questions about dates and times of events and she has gone silent when people ask her. She stays inside as much as possible and refuses to do press for her show and almost dropped out of the bigger pay cable thing because she doesnt want to answer questions about what happened and timing and just wishes it would all go away. Parts of it will never go away.
LAWYER 12/03 **#10**
One of the sites favorite celebrity hookers who used to be a reality star and would love to sleep her way into another reality show could not get any guys interested in her the other night and people were snickering behind her back because she was trying so hard and kept dropping the name of her bff who used to turn tricks with her back in the day. The only time the two hang out is if the former reality star begs and begs but the former reality star is not allowed on a certain show any longer so she doesnt ask as much. Brittny Gastineau (Kim Kardashian)
LAWYER 12/03 **#11**
Journalists talking about the sexuality of this A+ list singer last night who everyone expects to come out at some point in the next year. "Last few boyfriends gay, gay, bi-sexual leaning towards gay." "Oh, and there was the virgin too." "Yeah, well we know he isnt a virgin any longer knowing who he is dating now. She probably has sex with him a million times a day."
A+ list singer: Taylor Swift
Gay: Taylor Lautner
Gay: Harry Styles
Bi-sexual leaning towards gay: Jake Gyllenhaal
Virgin: Patrick Schwarzenegger (dating Miley Cyrus)
GOSSIP 12/03 **#1**
This pretty actress starred in one of the top 20 highest-grossing films of all time. You will soon see her doing the publicity rounds to promote her new project. She had a little plastic surgery. Its not one of those super-fake, Botox-frozen, surprised-eyebrows, overblown lips makeovers. She just lost the bags underneath her eyes and tightened up her jawline a little bit. She still has a full range of facial expressions. Its pretty good work. When you see her and think that something looks just a little bit different, now youll know exactly what it is. Laura Dern/"Jurassic Park" promoting "Wild"
GOSSIP 12/03 **#2**
This reality star is now grasping at straws to try to delay the inevitable. Her latest grasp is to blame her financial troubles on the very person who was trying to HELP her settle her financial troubles! The truth is that the reality star purposefully withheld substantial amounts of data from the helper. She thought that the less that she disclosed, the less liability she would face. Well, that little scheme didnt work out the way she planned, and now she needs to blame someone. Because, in her mind, she NEVER lies and things are NEVER her fault. We dont know if there is some mental condition that explains this behavior, but one of her few remaining friends believes that there is something very wrong with her. Teresa Giudice "Real Housewives of New Jersey" suing lawyer
GOSSIP 12/03 **#3**
This guy in the news acts like a very mild-mannered, clean-cut person when you see him on TV. In his personal life, though, he is attracted to exactly the opposite! The more tattooed and thuggish and "street" you are, the better your chances of going home with him or dating him. If you have a prison record and enjoy a bit of violence and pain even better! You would NEVER guess all this by looking at him. Don Lemon (CNN)
LAWYER 12/04 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actress was A list for the briefest of times had her best role on one of the best pay cable shows ever from way back in the day. Anyway, now she acts, talks and does what she can to make a buck and was threatened with a lawsuit if she didnt promote a show even though she hates everyone on it. So, she promoted it using the least amount of words possible.
Actress: Annabella Sciorra
Show/character: "The Sopranos"/Gloria Trillo
New show: "Wishin' and Hopin'"
LAWYER 12/04 **#2**
This celebrity turned reality star who has now been in four or five reality shows and makes most of her earnings from it has been pressuring an adult video company to hold off on releasing a sex tape that stars our reality star and another woman for several months so she does not look like a hypocrite and also because she is enjoying the feeling of people being on her side which she thinks will go away. Kendra Wilkinson
LAWYER 12/04 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress was a no show at the launch of a product for her A list celebrity husband. The two are clearly not getting along and he has been spending more time with his mistress than his wife. Gabrielle Union/Dwayne Wade (it seems that the off season brought them back together which is good) (Li-Ning sneakers)
LAWYER 12/04/14 **#4**
This foreign born former A list television actor who became an A+ list movie actor is now living off that name recognition. He also was out of his mind the other night on some drug and kept looking over his shoulder and telling people he was being followed. He could barely stand still to say hi, let alone take a photo at the event.
LAWYER 12/04 **#5**
During a round of press interviews, this A+ list mostly movie actress who is doing other things that are getting her noticed this awards season had the temperature in the room as low as the a/c would go. Apparently it was to make sure she left her long sleeve jacket on to hide some needle tracks in the crook of her arm. Angelina Jolie (produced and directed "Unbroken")
LAWYER 12/04 **#6**
Do you think when everyone on the set of your show is telling you to hold off having a baby and frowning when they see you with all of the ovulation tests that they are trying to tell you something about the man you want to be the father of your kids. This A list mostly television actress on a huge network show should listen. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting "Big Bang Theory"
LAWYER 12/04 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actress ordered the front desk not to forward any calls from her husband. When he tried to circumvent that she ordered no calls and also ordered a disposable cell phone she could use to talk and leave her other phone off. Reese Witherspoon (Jim Toth)
LAWYER 12/04 **#8**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show, who and which I dislike immensely, was out the other night when a waiter at a club showed our reality star photos of her step-father making out with another guy. They were taken by the waiter and he has not decided what to do with them. Kim Kardashian/Bruce Jenner (this was seven months prior to the debut of Caitlyn Jenner)
LAWYER 12/04 **#9**
#1 This foreign born singer who is married to an Academy Award winner/nominee couldnt make it to the bathroom at a club the other night because he was so drunk. He decided the hallway looked just fine. Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman
#2 This much younger foreign born singer than the one in #1 talks a good game but the A- lister has had sex with his performer ex lots of times. Lots. So, dont believe the whole faithful to the girlfriend thing he likes to project. Ed Sheeran (Athina Andrelos)/Ellie Goulding
#3 This former A list tweener actress is all grown up and doesnt act but still has A list name recognition. She also made quite the sight the other night sharing lines of coke with her former television dad. Ashley Olsen/Bob Saget "Full House"
52. MR. X
What B-list mostly movie actor who recently co-starred in a franchise got himself a new beard? The pictures that actors PR people put out of her shows a noticeable adams apple which could only mean one thing
53. MR. X
What foreign born one-named singer who currently has a song on the radio smoked some meth right before his big gig the other night? Hozier "The Victoria Secret Show"
STREET KING 12/04
This femcee may claim to be a Queen but that doesnt exactly mean shes acting like one especially since her baby daddy bounced. Shes now said to be crying out a MayDay! Word is she turned to one boxing champ, asking to join his harem (aka payroll). That could explain why Barbie showed up at the Soul Train Awards with the Boxer as her date. But despite it all were told our blind item is "messed up" over baby daddy breakin out on her. Check it: "Before he cut loose, he told her: You look like one of the wax figures in Madame Tussauds museum. Her baby daddy is telling people that hes a happier man, and that hes found a new love for generic strippers."
Queen: Lil' Kim
Baby Daddy: Bronx rapper Peoples Hernandez
Boxer: Floyd Mayweather
LAWYER 12/05 **#1**
This B list celebrity turned author turned back to D list celebrity kind of on par with Tila Tequila, tried to get this A list everything to marry her. He had sex with her for awhile but wasnt interested in the marriage thing so now she is having sex with his son and is trying to convince him they should have a kid together. Karrie "Superhead" Steffans/P. Diddy/stepson Quincy
LAWYER 12/05 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actor who has been in the news this week for all the wrong reasons refuses to talk to his co-star because she replaced him on another show when he had to go to rehab. He hates that a woman could have replaced him and that producers shouldnt have forced him off the show for rehab.
LAWYER 12/05 **#3**
This married B list performer won the award for being most wasted during a live national television performance the other night. Im surprised she could sing. She did however make a big deal of taking off her panties prior to taking the stage and then putting them back on when she finished. Bizarre. LeAnn Rimes "Christmas in Rockefeller"
LAWYER 12/05 **#4**
This B+ list reality television host on a long running A list cable reality show has moved herself into the home of this ancient A list celebrity for the next month and plans on having him sign some documents her lawyers drew up which would give her another couple of million bucks for her nest egg. This is her bread and butter. Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"/Henry Kissinger (and she moved out like a week later so not sure if that even counts as moving in or just staying over. They havent seen each other since either.)
LAWYER 12/05 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress from a new network hit drama leaked some news this week that was in response to a leak that is coming about her girlfriend. What better way to stop that news in its tracks then what she did. Jada Pinkett Smith "Gotham"
LAWYER 12/05 **#6**
This former A list tweener turned part-time singer and full-time model chaser is waiting for his world to crash in after a model he slept with says she is going to the police because she says he raped her. So far her lawyer and his lawyer have been trying to work things out. Justin Bieber
LAWYER 12/05 **#7**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who hits A+ list at times and is an Academy Award winner/nominee barred his kids from attending the premiere of his latest movie because his new girlfriend doesnt like kids.
LAWYER 12/05 **#8**
This still married B+ list reality star from an A list reality show made it perfectly clear the other night to this A list everything who is spending some time on network reality himself that she would be willing to hook up with him even though he is married. She loves having rumors about her sex life in the tabloids. Khloe Kardashian/Pharrell
LAWYER 12/05 **#9**
They might have showed up together but this A list director/producer and his wife barely spoke while at an event. It was like ice between them and no one gives their relationship much past the holidays. Katie McGrath and J.J. Abrams "Children's Defense Fund's 24th Annual Beat The Odds Awards"
LAWYER 12/05 **#10**
This B list singer who is more famous for reality television than her singing career is telling friends she had a miscarriage with this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous and worked with our star. He does tend to get a lot of women pregnant. Idris Elba/K. Michelle; Hugh Grant/Leona Lewis or Cheryl Cole
LAWYER 12/05 **#11**
Back in the day I was working backstage at a concert to earn a couple of bucks but I dont even remember getting paid. I do remember having one hell of a weekend though. This was back when every weekend seemed to produce some type of charity concert. Get a whole bunch of people together and find some cause and then play a massive show in front of a hundred thousand screaming people who have been drinking and smoking all weekend in the hot sun. They have all this festival stuff down to a science now with first aid stations and tons of security but back then these things were thrown together pretty quickly and dehydration and overdoses were as common as women flashing for cameras. I stumbled into the gig because I was a good gofer and this A list mostly television actress who they assigned me to was supposedly a huge pain to deal with and I was to follow her around for 48 hours. This was an eye opening 48 hours. It was the first time I saw someone actually shooting up and was also given a 30 minute lecture by this now deceased former A list guitarist who could rock anyone anytime before he tragically was killed about the proper mixture of cocaine and heroin in a speedball. I remember him also making me hold his drug stash while he and the actress I was following around had sex. Everyone wanted to have sex with her. She was A list at the time and super sexy and in between marriages. She was iconic at the time because of something that was named after her television character. One guy who relentlessly hit on her all weekend to the point where she threatened to walk out was the lead singer of this then A list rock group. They might have been A+ list then and just finally recently called it quits. Pretty much everyone in the band is a name you know. Im not even sure why he was trying all that hard to have sex with the actress because I have never seen someone at the height of their popularity like he was be at a concert where it seemed like every woman there wanted to sleep with him. He was having sex with multiple women per hour and doing lines of coke in between to stay sharp. He played two songs the entire weekend but must have had sex with 50-60 women. One singer that was there who is also dead now I watched light himself on fire while freebasing. He performed wearing a bandage over his arm where he had severely burned himself and had already fallen so fast in the few years since he had been on top. He pretty much stayed with his band and the only reason I saw him burn himself is because he wanted to meet the actress I was following and was like a kid in a candy store and kept taking photo after photo to make sure he got one that turned out. The actress really turned out to not be a pain at all. Considering how much everyone wanted a photo or to be seen with her she just laughed at all the attention and didnt take any of it seriously and she even told me she knew she wasnt a great actress and that she could relate to many of the groups performing because she considered herself a one hit wonder and knew her time would end as an A lister but she also knew she could make money based off what she did with that one hit and that was all that mattered to her. I remember at the end of the weekend she gave me a shirt (she had been throwing identical ones to the crowd all weekend) but this one she signed her name to and also she attached a note with a little gold safety pin and it was a nice card that said thanks for keeping her out of trouble and for a few other things. It was a nice touch and somewhere along the line I lost the shirt, but still have the card with the gold safety pin.
A list television actress: Catherine Bach
Show: "The Dukes of Hazzard"
Deceased former A list guitarist: Stevie Ray Vaughan (killed in helicopter crash)
Iconic television character item: Daisy Dukes
Lead singer of this then A list rock group: Vince Neil "Mötley Crüe"
Freebasing singer: Rick James
GOSSIP 12/05 **#1**
This under-35 music artist just found out that she will NOT be receiving the Grammy nomination she really wanted and boy is she MAD! She immediately yelled at her producer and her label and her publicist for not pushing hard enough for this particular award. She just kept repeating, "What the fuck?! What happened?!" Oh, shell probably get some other nomination/s. Just not the one she thinks she really deserves!
Nomination she really wanted: "Record of the Year"
GOSSIP 12/05 **#2**
This actress recently scored a gig that will have her portray the kind of quintessentially sexy woman who drives men wild. There is just one little issue. She is a same-sex kind of girl. Its not like her personal life will affect her ability to perform the role. She is a really good actor. However, producers are trying to figure out how to suppress her private life so that the public will buy the man magnet image they are trying to sell.
Actress: Lea Seydoux
Upcoming Role or Project: James Bond girl in new James Bond film, "Spectre"
GOSSIP 12/05 **#3**
Was she really kissing that girl? Is she bisexual? Is she gay? Brace yourselves for the truth! No. No. And no. Sorry! We know its a let down, but its the truth. That was so mean of us to tease you. To make it up to you, how about if we tell you next week whats REALLY going on with her and that guy? (Yes, we do know!)
She: Taylor Swift
That Girl: Karlie Kloss
That Guy: Matt Healy
LAWYER 12/06 **#1**
This former B+ list tweener television actress turned reality star turned television actress turned a bunch of other things has a very close family member who has traveled an almost identical path in the entertainment world. Anyway, the other night at a party, our former B+ lister who is married was going hard at it with a guy not her husband and the close family member said nothing. Tia and Tamera Mowry
LAWYER 12/06 **#2**
She just cant stay away from her co-stars. No matter how many times this B list mostly television actress with the A list last name gets burned she keeps repeating the same mistakes. She most recently cheated on her long term boyfriend to be with her current co-star and follows him all over the country. He is just using her and eventually she will realize that she has been burned again.
B list actress: Sophia Bush
A list last name: Bush
Co-stars: Chad Michael Murray ("One Tree Hill"), Jon Foster ("Stay Alive"), James Lafferty("One Tree Hill"), Austin Nichols ("One Tree Hill")
Long term boyfriend: Google manager Dan Fredinburg
Current co-star: Jesse Lee Soffer "Chicago P.D."
LAWYER 12/06 **#3**
This former A list tweener actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor took his girlfriend home for the holidays but he never actually spent any time with her. They said they did but he dropped her off at a friends house and then picked her back up at the end of the weekend. Photo ops at the airport in both directions. Zac Efron/Sami Miro
LAWYER 12/06 **#4**
It is ok for this reality family from multiple reality shows on the same network not called E! to have gay friends but they dont want anyone to think someone in their family is gay. Well, the son better get a new beard pronto because the last one dumped him when she discovered she was a beard. Albie Manzo "Real Housewives of New Jersey" and "Manzo'd with Children"
LAWYER 12/06 **#5**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very very hit cable show pulled a Dina Lohan and walked out of a party with about $20K in booze. The organizers were not happy. Norman Reedus "The Walking Dead"
LAWYER 12/06 **#6**
The friends of this foreign born A list mostly movie actor from that franchise are worried for him because his girlfriend is one messed up addict who uses all the time and always wants the actor to join her. Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs
LAWYER 12/06 **#7**
This former A- list tweener who is a nice B+ list singer right now continues to lie to her fans. It was a slip. It was a couple of nights of coke and booze and it has happened more than once. She sanitizes all her excuses until she is cornered. Demi Lovato
This Oscar winning actress is considered to be one of Americas Sweethearts, and her most recent film is gathering Oscar buzz. Another nomination is a distinct possibility. This has her team of advisors in a dither. She is about to check into rehab but they want to make sure the TIMING is right. Should she do it BEFORE the Oscars and perhaps gain sympathy, or will it backfire and kill her chances? Maybe shes more likely to bring home the gold if she checks into rehab AFTER the awards. Whats a girl to do? Reese Witherspoon
LAWYER 12/07 **#1**
This former A list reality star/celebrity who everyone still hates after all these years told friends that this was the second Kennedy she had sex with. When she was 17 she had sex with JFK Jr. Paris Hilton/Patrick Schwarzenegger
LAWYER 12/07 **#2**
This foreign born A list comedian/B list mostly movie actor/A list sleeper with women has been using openly the past few weeks and no one has called him out on it. Russell Brand
LAWYER 12/07 **#3**
The newlywed wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor was busted having sex with someone she has worked with frequently in the past who is a celebrity in his own right. Apparently that is love and the marriage is a fame thing. Amal Alamuddin (George Clooney/PROBABLY: Julian Assange (Wikileaks)
LAWYER 12/07 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A list mostly movie actor turned A list television actor who is still good looking even though he is aging wanted his newlywed wife to go without a bra the other night. Too camera shy though, she would only wear something see through if she could wear a bra. Our actor wants people talking about his wife. It makes him feel young. Jeff Goldblum
LAWYER 12/08 **#1**
This A- list reality star from an A list reality family show made the moves on this hated A list singer last week but he blew her off and had sex with her sister instead. Apparently he also had sex with the sister a few years ago when she wasnt legal but was scared of going to jail so made it a one time thing.
A- list reality star: Khloé Kardashian
A list singer: Chris Brown
Sister: Kendall Jenner
LAWYER 12/08 **#2**
This foreign born A list model is turning to acting because her coke use is so out of control that she is having a tough time not looking bloated. She looks fine for video but not on runways. Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 12/08 **#3**
This B+ list former tweener from a hit Disney show that sounds like it should be on Animal Planet recently celebrated a special day in her life but didnt make any friends on her former show and not one of them congratulated her on the special day. No one. Plenty of people who work with her now or want to did, but no one who worked with her in the past. She really made it clear to them who had the future and who didnt. Apparently they wanted to make it clear to her who has friends and who doesnt. Stefani Scotts birthday/A.N.T Farm
LAWYER 12/08 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actor is known for getting into a suit. He is also known for dumping this A+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show because she wanted to get married after one date and even told the tabloids they were getting married. Anyway he has a new girlfriend who does things to him he has never had done so he is perfectly willing to excuse the things she does which he has publicly stated are 100% the opposite of what he believes.
Actor: Henry Cavill (staunch animal rights activist)
Actress: Kaley Cuoco
New girlfriend: Marisa Gonzalo
Activity: avid hunter
LAWYER 12/08 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress who really could use some more work and not just photos of herself dating her A- list mostly television actor boyfriend from a hit almost network show calls herself an animal lover. She might be, but does it mostly for the attention like everything else. That isnt a service dog she hauls around with her. She just likes to pretend and to get the attention. Nikki Reed/Ian Somerhalder
LAWYER 12/08 **#6**
The B- list celebrity offspring of two of the worst celebrity parents ever has been hooking up the past few weeks with the lead singer of the band that Taylor Swift loves. Apparently they sent Taylor a pic of themselves naked in bed together. Ali Lohan (Dina and Michael)/Matt Healy "The 1975"
LAWYER 12/08 **#7**
This A list golfer barred his sometime girlfriend from getting into a club where he was partying so she went back to their hotel while he partied with women and even took one to a different hotel before he went back to where he was staying with his girlfriend. Rory McElroy
LAWYER 12/08 **#8**
This former child actress turned kazillionaire who thankfully is no longer acting but has A+ list name recognition was staggering drunk and chain smoking while sucking face with a random guy who was not her grandfather aged boyfriend. Mary Kate Olsen/Olivier Sarkozy
LAWYER 12/08 **#9**
These two actors are A+ list. Totally different kinds of actors and two totally different kinds of personalities. They are also at war with each other. They do not like each other and the bad blood goes a long way back. They both have Academy Awards. None of this nominee/winner stuff. They both have wins. To make things easy when talking about them we will call the older, more experienced actor BF and we will call the younger, better looking actor SF. Through most of their careers, despite his lofty status, BF usually buys his sex rather than getting with groupies because he wanted discretion. He was married for a long time. This is where the war started. His former wife was an actress and she did and does a lot of charity work. She was involved in a charity with SF and the two have fucked each other for years. SF found out about it and even though he screwed everything that came in front of him it was not ok for his wife. What also contributed to this was the A list rapper turned actress who BF hooked up with from time to time also hooked up with SF. There are rumors that BFs daughter has also hooked up with SF. I doubt it though because of the age. BF is also clueless that his current actress girlfriend had sex with SF for a month on the set of a movie but he found her wanting and dumped her before production was over. SF is waiting until the Golden Globes or Oscars to whisper that little tidbit in the ear of BF.
BF (older, more experienced actor): Sean Penn ("Mystic River" and "Milk")
SF (younger, better looking actor): Ben Affleck ("Argo" and "Good Will Hunting")
BFs ex-wife: Robin Wright
BFs daughter: Dylan Penn
BFs current girlfriend: Charlize Theron
Movie: "Reindeer Games"
Charity: "The Art of Elysium" and "The Enough Moment"
A list rapper: Eve (Sean Penn bailed her out of jail)
X 12/08 **#1**
What two romantic leads of that soon-to-be-released fantasy film are both coming out of the closet at some point next year?
91. MR. X
What former girl group member had her husband give attendees at her mothers funeral excuses about that A++ list songstresss absence (mainly because the latter wasnt close to her friends mother)? People were whispering that the two arent as close as they once were. Kelly Rowland/Beyoncé
92. MR. X
What former A-list pop kook is open to rekindling her friendship with that infamous gossip blogger (as is he), but hes hesitant because he doesnt want to deal with her homophobic make-up artist/hatchet woman? Lady Gaga/Perez/Tara Savelo
GOSSIP 12/08 **#1**
Starting this week, you are going to be teased with photos of two musicians one much bigger than the other and media reports that they are dating. They are not. Its all a public relations strategy. Heres whats happening behind the scenes: She wants to make the move from pop to more indie-sounding music. In order to get that kind of credibility, she needs to roughen up her image. Not a lot. Just a little. Dating a bad boy would be a quick way for her to get there . but her team knows that it would hurt her reputation and possibly alienate her existing fan base. That would be a HUGE mistake. So how can they get her to LOOK more edgy without actually BEING edgy? Have her PRETEND that shes dating a bad boy! Now, this will NOT be a faux romance like the ones youve seen from her in the past. You are NOT going to see them strolling through Central Park, holding hands, and sipping lattes. And you are definitely NOT going to see them making out, doing shots, and getting tattoos together! No, you are just going to see them supporting each others work, maybe talking about a collaboration, and visiting each other or occasionally getting caught in the same place at the same time. The professional/personal line will be intentionally blurred. You are going to assume this means that they are dating. We call this a Fill In The Blank Strategy. You wont actually SEE anything. You will just THINK you know whats going on based on the surrounding events. And your perception of her will change based on this. There is no formal contract yet. They are simply going to both work the tease from now through New Years. Hes kind of a wild card, so if it works out well and he doesnt act like a jerk or do anything dumb (like get caught doing coke or making out with another girl), there will be a contract that will last through the start of her tour next year. We love good P.R. strategies, and this is actually quite a clever little plan. He gets a big boost in his visibility, she gets to roughen up her image just a little bit, and nobody has to get their hands dirty! Meanwhile, both of their fan bases will go crazy with speculation for the entire duration of the faux relationship leading right up to her next concert tour. And of course shell get a song out of it and big tour sales. Perfect. Taylor Swift and the "1975s" Matt Healy
GOSSIP 12/08 **#2**
There are rumors circulating that this film actor and actress marriage is in trouble because he is working too hard and traveling too much. Actually, its because he is cheating again! Its practically routine by now. He cheats, she find out, she threatens to leave, he sweet talks his way back into her good graces and vows to be faithful. Its all bull, but she falls for it every time. Its not totally surprising. He can act like the sexiest and most charming man when he wants to! Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan Tatum
AND SASS 12/08
Things are always quite dramatic when you get a bunch of famous people together for those televised specials. Egos don't fit in the same room, and there's more backstabbing and sabotage than a Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding reunion. Here's our cast of characters for this rumpus: This A+ lister is outspoken and knows her worth. She's also mostly crazy. This B lister is more talented than all of them combined, but mostly watches it all unfold. This A lister is just weird. This D lister is obnoxious. The A+ lister almost had to pull out of the gig at the last minute because of her current personal issues. When that happened, network execs were wondering if they could use the remainder of the cast to do a cover of the A+ listers song with all of them collaborating. They flew in a special producer to work with the group in order to pull it off in less than 24 hours. Everyone was game, but the only two that could pull off the song were the weird A-lister and the B-lister. Actually, the B-lister just blew everyone away and the producers considered just letting her do it. The D-lister had an exceptionally hard time with the arrangement and kept throwing mini-tantrums throughout rehearsals about her monitors, finding it hard to sing with the other two because they couldn't 'find her note' and other various catastrophes. There was a bit of an argument over who would sing the bridge. The D-lister outright demanded the part. The producer wanted the B-lister to carry it, with the A-lister singing harmony and the D-lister chiming in for background vocals. The D-lister was having nunna that so she just belted out the bridge right over the B-lister. The A-lister freaked out and went on a tirade over how unprofessional and rude the D-lister was and threatened to pull out of the number altogether if she wasn't removed. "This isn't fucking HEE HAW! You don't fucking sing over (insert B-lister's name)! Ever." she screamed at the D-lister. After that exchange, production decided to do whatever it took to get the A+ lister back on the show.
Event: "Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony"
A+ lister: Mariah Carey "All I Want For Christmas"
B lister: Trisha Yearwood
Weird A lister: Lady Gaga or Cindy Lauper
D lister: LeAnn Rimes
The key to her illustrious career? Talent, of course. But also, shes always been a professional. Shes never been difficult, shes never been a drama queen, she always works hard, shes always prepared. Thats also been the secret to her successful relationship. Its an open marriage and its a solid marriage because shes a professional at protecting it. Shes careful about who she sleeps with, directors and other actors she knows she can trust. And its all discussed, very professionally, before it starts. She dictates the terms of the arrangement. Shes very clear about exactly how it will go down that there will be no commitment, that they enjoy each other privately when they are working together, and if she believes they can meet her requirements, its on. "Professional" was the word that kept repeating itself when my sources explained how she goes about her affairs. Shes always, always so "professional" about these hookups. Like the most efficient business deal. Sometimes the men are younger. Sometimes theyre her contemporaries. Like the charmingly sexy actor who played her husband recently, especially now that hes no longer committed. And they never tell because, well, being professional about it is probably the only way they can imagine doing anything as well as she does. Shes practically the best at her job, why wouldnt she be the best at being discreet?
Actress: Meryl Streep
Her Real Husband: Don Gummer
Charming Sexy Actor Who Played Her Husband: Sam Shepard
Movie: "August: Osage County"
LAWYER 12/09 **#1**
This now dropped to a B- list mostly movie actress who is about six months from dropping to C because that franchise can no longer save her, made it a point to be as rude as possible to the guest of this former A list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor at her Christmas party. Our actress thought she was going to have the gig that the guest has now and knows it will keep her fame alive a lot longer.
B- list actress: Ashley Greene
A list tweener: Zac Efron
Guest: Sami Miro (for photo ops)
LAWYER 12/09 **#2**
Last year this former American Idol contestant would have killed to sing at the charity event she blew off this year. She said she was sick, but in reality she just thinks she is above all of that now as an actress and wont sing unless there is big money involved. She just gets more into herself every day. Katharine McPhee
LAWYER 12/09 **#3**
This foreign born, perpetually annoying former A list singer went to rehab to take care of some of her drug demons but while there is also having some reconstructive surgery to take care of her nose which already had a couple of surgeries performed on it. It has been months now since anyone has seen her. Im not sure anyone will recognize her with the new nose. Avril Lavigne
LAWYER 12/09 **#4**
His character is gay on his new network hit show (ABC) and this actor is set to come out in real life in the next couple of weeks, especially after the random making out he did with multiple men the other night at a charity event. Jack Falahee "How To Get Away With Murder"
LAWYER 12/09 **#5**
This former A list cable reality star from an A list cable reality show is trying to keep getting high fees in his current gig so he is spending some of his money on this A list rapper to try and impress her. He also slept with her a few times. So far it is working because she wants to hire him. Nicki Minaj/Pauly D "Jersey Shore"
LAWYER 12/09 **#6**
This married foreign born sometime A list mostly movie actor and always good looking spent some time in the bathroom at this NYC restaurant having sex with a woman he picked up at the bar. Apparently she bought the open marriage line he likes throwing out. Daniel Craig (married to Rachel Weisz)
LAWYER 12/09 **#7**
This B list reality star from an A list cable reality show or two doesnt have any money of his own. He has invested in multiple get rich quick schemes and spends his money as fast as it comes in. It is why he always ends up going back to the partner he doesnt even like. Money. She has it. Scott Disick/Kourtney Kardashian "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
LAWYER 12/09 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actress turned A- list mostly movie actress turned failed movie actress turned B list mostly television actress showed up at a charity event the other night to try and get people to watch her show and had no idea what the charity actually did. Katherine Heigl ("State of Affairs")/"TrevorLIVE"
LAWYER 12/09 **#9**
KINDNESS: This actress is probably B- list. I tend to give her a B+ list rating because I like her and know how great she is. She has a had a nice steady career in movies and television. Right now she is on pay cable. Recently she was at a doctors appointment and there was a woman there who was pregnant with twins. She had just stopped working the day before and her husband was working two jobs and looking for a third which he would work while she was not working and while she was home with their two other kids who were 3 and 4. Our actress heard all of this and sent over her own nanny to the home of the woman to help out so the 8 1/2 month pregnant woman could rest and also got her husband a job on the show that the husband of our actress works on. It paid enough so he is now able to just work the one job and when the twins were born our actress hired another nanny to come help the woman at night so she could get some sleep. All of this didnt really cost the actress much money, but it was nice that she saw a way in which she could help and did something about it.
Actress: Amy Brenneman
Show: "The Leftovers"
Husband: Brad Silberling
X 12/09 **#1**
What A-list mostly movie actor and closet case who might be up for a big non-movie award next year had his beard wait for him at the stage door so they could be photographed getting into a car, or so it seemed? They went in two different cars by the way: he with a mystery man and she with her rumored girlfriend, that A-list model and party animal.
Actor: Bradley Cooper
Non-movie: Broadway play "The Elephant Man"
Girlfriend: Suki Waterhouse
A-list model and party animal: Cara Delevingne
X 12/09 **#2**
What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominees PR people are still trying to push his faux heterosexual image even though hes anything but? They made up a story about a gaggle of women exiting a club with him and his entourage a few weeks ago but it didnt actually happen. Leonardo DiCaprio
GOSSIP 12/09 **#1**
These two famous actors have known each other a long time. In fact, they shot a film together back in the 1990s. One night after filming, they went out to a nightclub. The owners had hired a caricature artist to do quick sketches of the guests. Westie who thinks that he is tough when he drinks didnt like the sketch that was made of him. As he walked away, he spat at the artist, hitting him in the head. Eastie who actually IS a tough guy thought this was the funniest thing ever, and began laughing and taunting the artist. A bunch of the artists friends jumped in to defend him, and a brawl ensued. While Eastie and Westie managed to avoid being arrested that night, they were thrown out of the club and were warned to never come back.
Eastie: Robert De Niro, born in NYC
Westie: Sean Penn, Santa Monica, California
Movie: "Were No Angels" filmed in British Columbia, Canada
GOSSIP 12/09 **#2**
After 9/11, a popular club in New York City worked with some firefighters to do a special fundraiser for the families of their lost brothers. Over the course of several nights, there was no cover charge, but patrons were asked to donate to an FDNY fund. Eastie, a famous film actor, showed up with his entourage on one of those nights. He saw the firefighters and their donation box at the entrance, pulled several hundred dollar bills out of his wallet, stuffed them in the box, and directed each member of each group to give as much as they could. Then he went into the club, introduced himself to another group of firefighters, bought them a round of beers, took photos with them, and hung out with them for about an hour. Celebrity after celebrity came to the club during that fundraiser. Every celebrity donated generously. Except for one. Westie, another famous film actor, showed up at the door with his own entourage. He was told about the purpose of the fundraiser. Westie looked at the firefighters and the donation box and kept walking into the club. Neither he nor any member of his group donated anything, nor did they acknowledge the firefighters in any way! A doorman asked a member of his group "This is a fundraiser. Why is he being such a little shit?" She responded, "Oh, Westie never pays for anything. Everyone should just be honored that hes here!"
Eastie: Mark Wahlberg (born in Boston)
Westie: Leonardo DiCaprio (born in Los Angeles)
GOSSIP 12/09 **#3**
This actor has been the star of some huge $100+ million hit films. Hes not the easiest guy to work with, though. On one big budget film, several crew members nearly quit over his diva behavior. One example: He would throw a daily hissy fit over his wardrobe. His costumes were well planned out and authentic for the time period as the piece was a historical drama but he hated them. All of them. Every single outfit was: too big, too small, too binding, not tight enough, scratchy, uncomfortable, too ornate, not unique enough, etc. No, hes not some sort of history expert or fashion expert. He is just a pain in the butt to work with. Everyone had to wear the costumes, but our actor was the only one complaining. His chronic unhappiness with these kinds of details left workers in tears and caused production overruns which irritated everyone on this big budget film. Needless to say, the crew was glad when it was all over. The actor himself is clueless about how his behavior rubbed people the wrong way. In fact, he wants to do a sequel of the film. The crew who worked with him on the original have a message for him: "Oh, hell no!"
Actor: Tom Cruise
Movie: "Interview with the Vampire"
New movie: "Prince Lestat"
GOSSIP 12/09 **#4**
When this actor from a successful comedy television series talks about his past problems with addiction, he always talks about booze and pills. Hes leaving something out. He used to smoke crack cocaine. One example: He was sharing a limousine with a well-known Hollywood film actor who at the time was also an addict (but is currently believed to be sober). They had several small baggies of rocks and were lighting up to smoke when the limo came to a sudden stop. As the pipes and lighters and opened baggies of crack rocks tumbled to the floor of the limo, they both panicked and asked the limo driver to pull over. The two of them then spent a good twenty minutes combing through the plush carpet with their fingers to locate and clean off every rock fragment. "Nobody likes linty rocks!" they kept saying to each other. Perhaps the crack habit explains his crazy weight loss years ago?
Comedy TV Actor: Matthew Perry
Film Actor: David Arquette
LAWYER 12/10 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress is also a professional beard. Apparently she also is one hell of a mistress considering the deal she recently got. Hey, it is how his wife made it big too.
Actress: Olivia Munn
Beard for: Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay Packers quarterback)
Mistress to: Les Moonves (Julie Chen)
Deal: first-look deal at CBS Television Studios
LAWYER 12/10 **#2**
This married B list reality star from MTV signed on for another season for a very big raise because her boyfriend needs the money. Plus, she thinks she can make herself look like the victim in her marriage. That is what the producers promised her. Leah Messer "Teen Mom 2"
LAWYER 12/10 **#3**
This former NFL player turned celebrity didnt seem so innocent when he asked this tweener actress turned A list singer back to his hotel room. She declined but he sure was pressing hard to get her there. Tim Tebow/Ariana Grande (at Disney World)
LAWYER 12/10 **#4**
This female celebrity chef can entertain at home as much as she wants. Her husband has got tired of her antics and is divorcing her in return for a big pile of cash. Giada De Laurentiis/Todd Thompson
LAWYER 12/10 **#5**
Our favorite foreign born B list singer turned actress who dates a lot said backstage at a concert this week that the best sex she ever had was with this married actor on the set of a movie they worked on together. She said they had five minutes before they would be found because of where they had decided to hook up and they could hear people getting closer the whole time.
Singer: Rita Ora
Actor: Jamie Dornan
Concert: "Jingle Bell"
Movie: "Fifty Shades of Grey"
LAWYER 12/10 **#6**
This married comic actor who might be the funniest man alive was not taking his marriage vows too seriously this past weekend. I know his wife is not blonde. I guess the actor could say he was helping her see if she had anything in her mouth and was doing a breast exam for her. Chris Rock promoting "Top Five" (probably why he announced split a few weeks later)
LAWYER 12/10 **#7**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor with A+ list name recognition did stop himself from having sex with a 16 year old he met this past week, BUT he has been having phone sex with her. She has recordings. Orlando Bloom promoting "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies"
LAWYER 12/10 **#8**
One of my favorite people in the world was supposed to be clean. There she was though the other night in a restroom filled with people fumbling through her bag looking for a vial and when she found it, pacing back and forth until a stall became free. A list mostly movie actress with an actor boyfriend she is probably hiding it all from.
LAWYER 12/10 **#9**
This A+ list rapper had an assistant on a flight with him who went to his private first class area twice during the international flight. Apparently her job was to sexually satisfy the rapper. Next time maybe he will let her sit someplace besides coach. French Montana
LAWYER 12/10 **#10**
Not sure this is what you would call a celebrity sex tape or just straight up porn, but this OITNB actress stars in a tape with five other women and there is nothing remotely tame about it. Taryn Manning
LAWYER 12/10 **#11**
#1 This A+ list mostly movie actor moved his daughter into his house with 24 hour security after her most recent abortion nearly became public. Tom Cruise; Clint Eastwood; Sean Penn; Bruce Willis
#2 Apparently this former A+ list politico wanted to actually have sex with this reality star and it freaked her out. She is used to a no touch type of relationship. John Edwards/Padma Lakshmi
#3 This married A list country singer was not even trying to hide his cheating at a party this week. The only thing he was secretive about was the location he took her to after the party Blake Shelton
GOSSIP 12/10 **#1**
You may have some questions about this TV guy. He seems to date lots of celebrities models and actresses and singers several levels above his own level of celebrity. Yet hes not rich or very famous. So, whats going on here? First of all, are all of these "romances" real? Well, at least one of them was a bearding situation. And at least one was a faux romance cooked up by publicists from his TV show. So, no. They are not all real. But at least one led to a real physical relationship (at least according to her). How does he do it? He offers to help them learn something that requires him physically touching them and teaching them. He is definitely in charge. They get used to following his instructions and they are chronically physically close. The next thing you know, they are dating. Or "dating." Thats how it happened with the newest girl. It started out professional, and it eventually turned personal. Of course, he LOVES the publicity of being linked with someone more famous! However, to call him out on the floor as being the manipulative one in the relationship would be unfair. There is a LOT of mutual using going on here.
Guy: Derek Hough
TV Show: "Dancing with the Stars"
Celebs He Has Dated: India de Beaufort, Shannon Elizabeth, Cheryl Cole, Lauren Conrad, Nina Dobrev, Nikki Reed
Newest girl: Kate Hudson
GOSSIP 12/10 **#2**
Are you upset that these two reality stars have broken up? Well, you can put away your Kleenex! Its just a storyline. Fake, fake, fake. She doesnt hate him and he is an interesting character who desperately needs that reality show paycheck. Plus, he is practically the only male character left! He is NEVER leaving that show! How many times have they talked about getting married? How many times have they broken up? How many times has his drinking gotten him into trouble? And how many times has she gotten pregnant by him? Yes, its just the same old storylines, played out over and over and over again. Theres an old saying, "Once is a mistake, twice is stupidity." Here is a new saying: "Once is a mistake, twice is stupidity, and thrice is a reality show storyline."- Blind Gossip. BTW, our new saying applies to marriages, too.
Characters "breaking up": Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
Character in a third marriage: Kim Kardashian
GOSSIP 12/10 **#3*
Lets begin filling in those blanks! We told you that the "relationship" between these two musicians will be starting this week. Well, here we go! If you dont like spoilers, stop reading now! She is going to go to his performance TONIGHT. She will be highly visible and there will be lots of "eyewitness" reports tomorrow about seeing them, how cute they are together, and what a great couple they make. There will be only one or two leaked photos that will spread like wildfire all over social media tomorrow. They wont show much. No kissing or holding hands. Just candid shots of the two of them standing near each other. Just enough to get people talking. Proximity but no romance. Just like we told you. Taylor Swift/Matt Healy
LAWYER 12/11 **#1**
This B+ list mostly movie actress says she lost all her baby weight by breast feeding, but the trainer she hired for 4 hours per day and her plastic surgeon would say there were other factors besides just breast feeding. Oh, and the double corset she copied from Jessica Alba. Eva Mendes
LAWYER 12/11 **#2**
This former B list tweener from a very popular tweener show back in the day has attempted suicide three times in the past month and has a family member staying with her 24/7 while they raise funds to get her help. Lark Voorhies "Saved By the Bell"
LAWYER 12/11 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a tweener actor who was older than a tweener and has now been eclipsed in the acting world by a family member, invited a bunch of people out to dinner the other night. The group spent about $7500 on the meal and everyone assumed the actor would pay. Nope. When the bill came the actor got up to go to the bathroom and never came back. Matt Dillon/Kevin Dillon
LAWYER 12/11 **#4**
This foreign born C list reality star who has been in the news in a dramatic way this week was cheating on his long time girlfriend who is also a reality star on a fairly hit cable show and wanted to break up with her. He then offered her a $100K severance package so to speak. Apparently she was not pleased.
C list reality star: Scot Young (he committed suicide
Reality girlfriend: Noelle Reno "Ladies of London"
LAWYER 12/11 **#5**
This foreign born former A list mostly television actress who disappeared after her hit show went off the air is now a B- list mostly movie actress. She is also convinced that her recent co-star in a huge blockbuster is in love with her. Nope. He is gay and just wants a baby.
Actress: Evangeline Lilly
Hit show: "Lost"
Blockbuster: "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies"
Co-star: Lee Pace
LAWYER 12/11 **#6**
To get another season of her show, this former bad television actress turned reality star is pitching a sex tape that is leaked featuring the former actress and how she is dealing with it. She is counting another season of her show and the money the sex tape would generate. Not something I would watch. Tori Spelling
LAWYER 12/11 **#7**
This reality judge is telling two female contestants on his show that his marriage is over so it is ok that he is sleeping with them. The two contestants dont know about each other though. Blake Shelton "The Voice"; Gordan Ramsey "Kitchen Nightmare"; Keith Urban "American Idol"
LAWYER 12/11 **#8**
While out of town for work the foreign born celebrity/reality star wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor spent the night with a married executive of the company she was working for that night. She will probably blame it on being drunk and she was hammered. Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey)
LAWYER 12/11 **#9**
This pretty old permanent A+ list singer from an A+ list group was in his room with a 20 something woman he picked up. He told her they should wait for an hour until his Viagra kicked in, but before it did he fell asleep and was out for the night. It was 6pm. Mick Jagger
LAWYER 12/11 **#10**
#1 This A list talk show host wants to raise $5M for charity by auctioning off as many tickets as it takes to his last show. It is all going to be done under the radar with no one knowing it is him. David Letterman
#2 This foreign born former model turned host turned celebrity who is more famous for her partner than her career has been in some blinds before but is going to get a reprieve after she managed to raise $500K for a charity she founded. It might not sound like a ton of money but it managed to be enough to build 100 homes with running water and electricity in her home country. Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey)
#3 This foreign born B list comic actress is in a support group for over eaters and sponsors 25 people all on her own and they are so important to her that she will interrupt shooting or call in sick just to be with one of her people if they need help. She is literally there for them 24/7. Rebel Wilson
X 12/11 **#1**
Which supposedly new couple are just fooling the media, because theyre set to guest-star on that soon-to-be-ending TV show, playing lovers? No wonder there arent any pics of their "make-out session". Kate Hudson/Derek Hough "Glee"
X 12/11 **#2**
What former TV host/bad actress is currently turning tricks in Dubai? Rocsi Diaz
The cracks in this celebrity couple might have become public this week, but it's smack rumours not crack rumours that refuse to go away for which one of them? Kate Hudson/Matthew Bellamy (heroin addiction)
LAWYER 12/12 **#1**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who everyone seems to forget is in a really popular franchise is back on the rocks with her foreign born forever heart throb B+ list mostly television actor significant other after he caught her cheating. She has been begging for forgiveness. She did the same thing before. Diane Kruger ("National Treasure")/Joshua Jackson (she does seem to do this frequently)
LAWYER 12/12 **#2**
This married incredible looking foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is a better actress than I thought. Despite being harassed and hit on every five seconds by her A- list mostly television actor who has a second fairly hit show now co-star for the day she didnt let it bother her and kept right on going during the live broadcast. She said that he kept going and going even though he had someone waiting for him backstage. Kate Beckinsale/Jeremy Piven "2015 Golden Globe Nominations"
LAWYER 12/12 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who has been in the news a lot this week and not of her own doing. Well, kind of. Anyway, she usually sets up a couple of guys every year with women she has found who are willing to have sex and also pays for a vacation for the men and women to have sex. She didnt do that this year and was snubbed. Angelina Jolie (Golden Globe committee)
LAWYER 12/12 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actress from way back in the day who lives off her roles from three decades ago convinced her permanent A list celebrity boyfriend to put his bank accounts in her name to keep them from his wife. As you would expect our actress has been draining the money as fast as it comes in. Daryl Hannah/Neil Young
LAWYER 12/12 **#5**
Apparently there is a pre-nup for this B- list mostly movie actress and her A- list athlete husband. But, she does receive $2M just for marrying the guy so she doesnt care if he divorces her or not. Considering how poorly she treats him although, he does deserve most of it. Im not even sure why they got married. Dwyane Wade/Gabrielle Union
LAWYER 12/12 **#6**
I hope that confidentiality agreement that this former A+ list singer turned recluse signed with one of her exes is ironclad or she is going to have a whole world of gossip and dirt come tumbling down on her like she has never seen. He needs the money and is ready to spill. She probably should have written the check because once he starts talking to the ghostwriter, all of it will get out. This ghostwriter does not keep secrets very well. Janet Jackson/Jermaine Dupri (his house going into foreclosure)
LAWYER 12/12 **#7**
The cash flow has stopped and the B list mostly television actress from a hit show that is ending has decided now is not the right time to get pregnant after a recent pregnancy scare. So, her significant other has been seeing exes and his girlfriend is just now catching on. Lea Michele "Glee"/Matthew Paetz
LAWYER 12/12 **#8**
He might say he is sober, but he also says he is faithful to his girlfriend. Both of those things did not happen this week as this B+ list actor offspring and this B+ foreign born actor got together and got drunk at a hotel bar before going up to the room of the foreign born actor and having escorts sent up. The girlfriend of the actor offspring was sent home to wait.
B+ list actor offspring: Josh Brolin
B+ list foreign born actor: Joaquin Phoenix (born in San Juan, Puerto Rico)
Foreign born actor:
LAWYER 12/12 **#9**
This actress is probably B-. Mostly television. Has a show right now. Has been on a couple of hit shows but is more known for her significant other who is A+ list. Anyway, our actress was at an event the other day and apparently that rehab thing didnt take or pills are not on her list because she could barely get her eyes open she was so whacked out on something. Portia de Rossi (Hollywood Reporter's Power 100 in Entertainment breakfast)
LAWYER 12/12 **#10**
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor had security remove everyone from the bathroom so she could use it alone at the premiere of her husbands movie the other night. Im not sure she knows anyone who actually likes her. Rhea Durham (Mark Wahlberg) "The Gambler" premiere
LAWYER 12/12 **#11**
This actress is probably B-. She could probably be higher, but she is distracted by being a teen and not deciding what she wants to do. She is multi-talented and is having trouble picking the thing she enjoys most. That is not the reason she is in this blind. She is here because she is in big trouble. Worse than Amanda Bynes trouble. On the edge of a breakdown at least and suicide at worst. For the past five years she has been exploited and used and discarded. It all started when she was about 14 and got involved with a producer three times her age who she thought was going to be with her forever. He screwed her mind over and she has never recovered. There was the rebound with the guy who got her hooked on drugs so she would relax enough to let him record her and photograph her with him naked and having sex and doing other things she cant even discuss. These past encounters has led her to fall in love in a day or even a few hours with someone she just met. She feels as if she does not sleep with someone immediately they will leave her. Now that she is legal she is doctor shopping on a regular basis and combines several different kinds of pills with other drugs and booze even though she cant legally buy it. She spends days awake and writing and wasted and then days asleep coming down. Her acting has slowed down. Her behavior has become more unstable. She is in trouble. Abigail Breslin (also singer)
ITEM 12/12 **#1**
This actor has a big film coming out next year. Thats not the only thing on his mind, though. He and his significant other have been having some serious relationship problems. He knows that she is an asset to him professionally, so he wants her to stick around until after the films release. As an incentive, he gave her a no-limit credit card that she can use . but only for as long as she stays with him. In the first month alone, she racked up over $200,000 in charges. Loyalty has a price. Jeremy Renner "Mission: Impossible 5"; Bradley Cooper "American Sniper"; Jason Statham "Furious 7"; Channing Tatum "Magic Mike XXL"
ITEM 12/12 **#2**
This very famous actor has starred in more than 20 films. He is well-liked and well-respected in Hollywood, and is friends with a close-knit group of actors. He pretty much has it all: fame, money, respect, wife and kids, etc. However, you may be shocked to learn that he also used to have a boyfriend. A serious boyfriend. When he got his first big break and was asked to move to Los Angeles, he was told to leave his boyfriend behind. Given the choice between love or stardom, he chose stardom. His boyfriend was miserable about the choice, but always held out hope that the actor would return to him. It never happened. Our actor has been very disciplined about maintaining the appearance of a straight man. He is not one of those guys who you will ever catch in some sort of scandalous steam room incident or secretly visiting gay bars. He has a wife who doesnt know anything about his past. Will he ever tell her? Doubtful. He is living the good life and there is no reason to upend it with the truth. There is no going back. Matthew McConaughey (very strange item in wikipedia: McConaughey contributes much of his success to his young friend Daniel McCullough, who talked him through his depression as a youth. He was from Louisiana and was drafted by the NFL football team the Green Bay Packers but never played in the league.)
LAWYER 12/13 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actress from that ensemble show that is finally getting canceled was wined and dined and given lots of gifts by this married A+ list movie director who likes her look and said he would put her in his huge franchise. So, she dumped her boyfriend, but the director is about to dump her.
Actress: AnnaLynne McCord ("Dallas")
Boyfriend: Dominic Purcell
Director: James Cameron
(both in Sydney for New Years 2011)
LAWYER 12/13 **#2**
This B list actress offspring on a hit cable show was kissing a guy all night as she got more and more wasted at an event this week. At some point though she crossed into mean drunk territory and screamed at the guy to get away from her and even took a swing at him. She then was asked to leave. Emma Robert (iHeartRadio Jingle Ball concert at Madison Square Garden)
LAWYER 12/13 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor made some calls to a trade publication so they would drop one woman and add his wife to the their list of honorees. He said he would give them an exclusive interview if they did, so they did. Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan "2014 Hollywood Reporter Women In Entertainment Breakfast"
LAWYER 12/13 **#4**
The actress wife of this B list mostly television actor on a show that should have been canceled before it aired but instead won the most ridiculous acting award ever was making people crazy this week talking about her craft and her vision for her role and how she meditated and chanted for hours each day to get ready for her role. She is in the movie for a couple of scenes and most people didnt even know she was in it.
B list actor: Andy Samberg
Wife: Joanna Newsom
Show: "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
Movie: "Inherent Vice"
LAWYER 12/13 **#5**
This long time A list super model with A+ list name recognition spent an hour at a party this week trying to set up this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who will probably get an Academy Award nomination this year with one of her gay friends. Our super model was not buying the whole girlfriend thing he is trying to sell.
Model: Cindy Crawford
Foreign born actor: Eddie Redmayne (Hannah Bagshawe)
Academy Award nomination: "The Theory of Everything"
LAWYER 12/13 **#6**
At a solemn charity event this week, these two foreign born actors had a contest to see who could hook up with the youngest woman. Both are A list. One hit his peak about a decade ago and now has a couple of kids. The other seems to be hitting his peak now even though he is well over a decade older than his counterpart. The older one managed to hook up with a 20 year old. Our other actor struck out when a teen waitress at the event related a story about how he dumped her roommate after a one night stand.
LAWYER 12/14 **#1**
There they are performing on stage what seems like every night together but this probably one hit/album wonder with the unusual name has no idea that our favorite foreign born singer turned part-time actress has had sex with the boyfriend of the one hit/album wonder. Iggy Azalea (Nick Young)/Rita Ora
LAWYER 12/14 **#2**
This one-half of a brother duo musical group who have seen better days but still have a last name that makes people remember, texts or calls his significant other every fifteen minutes he is awake without fail. At first his A list movie actress girlfriend thought it was cute but now it freaks her out. She usually only responds every couple of hours. Benji Madden/Cameron Diaz
LAWYER 12/14 **#3**
Back in the day this A list political figure had sex with Audrey Hepburn when she was doing work for the UN and he thought he was the king of the world. To relive his glory days he has been making his B+ list reality host from an A+ list cable reality franchise that you can watch and not feel slimy watching, wear her hair up. He wants her to cut it but she is refusing. She never wears her hair up and is suddenly doing it almost every day for him. She must be getting a lot of money. Padma Lakshmi ("Top Chef")/Henry Kissinger
LAWYER 12/14 **#4**
This C list foreign born mostly movie actress spent almost a decade dating this network reality star who has been in the news a lot the past week. She is writing a book about her life and spends about 75 pages documenting the hundred times she caught him cheating on her before dumping her when he became famous.
LAWYER 12/14 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress from one of the more popular teen nighttime dramas of all-time has always lived off the fame from that show. She has always had one friend from that show but that friendship has been really tested after her friend wanted our actress to sleep with the husband of the friend or at least pretend to so there could be some buzz. Our actress said no and some other very choice words. Jennie Garth/Tori Spelling "Beverly Hills, 90210"
LAWYER 12/14 **#6**
This former B+ list talk show co-host lost her job that kept her in the public eye everyday and her reality show crashed and burned so she is hitting the casting couch hard and says that her boyfriend understands it is just business. Uh huh. Maria Menounos ("Extra" and "Chasing Maria Menounos")
LAWYER 12/14 **#7**
This B+ list country singer who got her start on reality television and has had a really good career since, recently shocked fans who were waiting to meet the singer after a show and lined up by her bus. Our singer was obviously having sex and having it very loudly. When she emerged from the bus she looked as if nothing had happened but the guy who also left the bus who was not her husband, was beet red with embarrassment. Miranda Lambert
LAWYER 12/15 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actor who is more famous for the person he was married to which keeps him higher on the list has been banned from a restaurant for six months after being busted doing coke in the restroom. Apparently he did not go quietly. Ryan Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon)
LAWYER 12/15 **#2**
Last week this "Real Housewives of Atlanta" barely hanging on to her part got into a fight with this former B- list mostly television actress who was on the show of the 80s as a child star, so was presumably safe back then. Anyway, the former child star is now the go to woman for the guy who was taking care of the RH-ATL star. Porsha Williams/Keshia Knight Pulliam "The Cosby Show" (Big Tigger)
LAWYER 12/15 **#3**
This network reality star turned singer turned actress turned network reality star again had sex with this A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show and then confessed to his girlfriend. The couple broke up and the next thing you know the guy is dumped by the reality star and his former girlfriend was having sex with a network reality star of her own. Family makes things happen.
Actress: Julianne Hough
Actor: Ian Somerhalder
Show: "The Vampire Diaries"
Girlfriend: Nina Dobrev
Network reality star: Derek Hough
LAWYER 12/15 **#4**
This actress used to be almost A list. Maybe even A list. Lots of famous significant others. Very well preserved. In something more appropriate for night, the aging actress was telling people about her new breast lift and unbuttoned a button or two of her top and opened her bra at the table to show her luncheon companions the new work. Ellen Barkin
LAWYER 12/15 **#5**
Interesting that this B list celebrity/model pulled out the credit card of this A+ list female singer while out on a shopping spree this past week and her own card was declined. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 12/15 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was forced to pay double the going rate and pass over a $5K tip to get the suite he wanted at a hotel this past week. He didnt care but apparently his wife cared about what room they were staying in and the actor said it was worth any amount of money to not listen to the complaining. Mark Wahlberg/Rhea Durham
LAWYER 12/15 **#7**
Apparently customer service is not the strong point for this A+ list celebrity. Although she showed up at her store last week she refused to talk to or let customers take photos of her. Victoria Beckham "Dover Street"
LAWYER 12/15 **#8**
He might be near death but apparently the husband of this foreign born permanent A list singer has a string of Filipino nurses he has sexually harassed. His wife just keeps writing checks though and replaces them with new ones. I have never understood this relationship. Celine Dion/René Angélil
LAWYER 12/15 **#9**
This celebrity used to make millions of dollars per year. She was married and had kids and it seemed to be the perfect little family. Looks can be deceiving. The man in the relationship is a celebrity. He is or was A+ list in his little corner of the entertainment world and still commands A list name recognition in his world. In her world she was also A+ list and had just as many fans. Probably way more to be honest. He cheated a lot. She did drugs a lot. Both of their careers started to nose dive but hers much faster and deeper. The drugs just consumed her and the relationship turned nasty and abusive on both their parts. He divorced her and she kept doing more drugs. She lost custody and is not even allowed to see her kids because of the drugs. She became a dealer for a bike gang and when she was short she would make up her difference by having sex with the bikers. Her drug usage increased and she needed to make more money. She started offering herself as a monthly sugarbaby type escort which paid the bills for awhile but as her drug use increased even more, wealthier men did not want to be dragged into her drugs and bike gang drama. She then moved to a pay by the hour type woman and that has now led her to using her huge e-mail list and offering 15 minute specials to customers for as low as $100. Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz
GOSSIP 12/15 **#1**
Whenever you see a group of celebrities of various ages and genres get together for anything other than an official reason (e.g. a major awards show) you are right to suspect that something beyond pure friendship is at play. In the case of this group of celebrities, its business. They are talking about teaming up in a surprising new venture that will leave some of their old allies in the lurch and will greatly benefit themselves financially. No announcements planned for the next two weeks, but we should know in the new year whether or not they go through with their interesting business strategy. (Taylor Swifts birthday party)
Celebrities: Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Jay-Z
Business Plan: Working together on new music streaming service
GOSSIP 12/15 **#2**
The Jingle Ball in New York showcases many of todays most popular stars. Each singer typically performs two or three of their hits (except for Taylor Swift, who got to perform five songs). Guess which young celebrity didnt mingle with the rest during the event? She would only speak to those with whom she was performing. If you werent one of them, you didnt exist. In fact, at one point she walked right past several singers who were greeting each other and joking around. Our celebrity averted her eyes to avoid any sort of contact and simply kept walking. "Whats up her butt?" one of the group wondered aloud after she passed. Someone answered with the name of her current boyfriend and the rest of the group burst out laughing! Good thing our singer wasnt within earshot, though, as she would not have found it funny. She doesnt seem to find anything funny. Ariana Grande/Big Sean
GOSSIP 12/15 **#3**
This very famous performer is pregnant. Right now she is keeping the secret to herself. One reason is because she is still early on in her pregnancy (less than three months). However, the timing is not the ONLY reason for her silence! The other reason? She has not told the father yet! Yes, she knows who it is. She just wants to wait just another couple of weeks before talking to him about it. Boy, is he going to be surprised! Rihanna
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 12/15
A beloved series has lined up its first major 2015 guest star: The Stork! Sources confirm to TVLine exclusively that an established program that is covered voraciously on this very site is planning to impregnate its leading lady (the character, not the actress!) early in the new year and its safe to say no one will see the baby twist coming. The pregnancy the timing of which defies almost every television convention has the potential to dramatically alter the DNA of the series. (And this is not a show on its last legs; this baby, and the subsequent implications, will likely be around for a good while). It also comes as the relationship between the mother and father is hardly on solid ground. Fans of the couple will likely have a mixed reaction, with some complaining its way too soon for such a development, and others cheering the inevitable next step marriage. BONUS CLUE! The series in question airs on one of the Big 5 broadcast networks (i.e. not cable), and it has been around for more than two but fewer than six seasons.
TV Show: "The Mindy Project"
Mother and Father Characters: Mindy and Danny
LAWYER 12/16 **#1**
This B list reality star from that MTV cable franchise who has been in this space so many times as of late that I am losing count, threw a family oriented party recently but spent most of her day crushing up pills and snorting them and only took one set of photos for ten minutes. Leah Messer "Teen Mom 2" (birthday party for her twin daughters)
LAWYER 12/16 **#2**
This reality star who turned mogul turned host turned back to reality star is working about a quarter the amount of time the rest of her cast mates are working but getting paid about ten times their salary. If anyone complains she holds up her cell phone and says one call and you will be fired. The power has gone to her head like no other celebrity I have seen in a long time. This is going to end in a fiery explosion of blame and hatred. Just hope they get it on film. Bethenny Frankel "Real Housewives of New York"
LAWYER 12/16 **#3**
British authorities are planning on detaining and arresting this former A+ list female singer from a storied musical family if she attends the wedding of this permanent A+ list singer. There have been repeated complaints about the way she has treated employees and subjected them to abuse, two of which hold British citizenship. Janet Jackson/Elton John
LAWYER 12/16 *#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably an A now, but only in certain circumstances. Acting family and very well liked, he has a problem with condoms. He is currently shuttling between promoting a new movie and taking two different women to doctor appointments because they are pregnant. He is working on a handful of kids now all from different moms. One of the two this time is still in her teens. Owen Wilson
LAWYER 12/16 **#5**
This C list celebrity offspring of two permanent A listers in completely different fields is back on coke in a big way which has led to a huge weight loss and making her breast implants (which she said she didnt have done) look monstrous. She has so many issues and her parents do a lot of enabling. Alexa Joel (Christie Brinkley/Billy Joel)
LAWYER 12/16 **#6**
This former A list tweener turned failed singer and struggling B list mostly movie actress was forced to sleep with an executive at a record label to get a new deal, that is how far her star has fallen at least musically. Selena Gomez (Interscope Records)
LAWYER 12/16 **#7**
This A- list movie/television actress who has had hits in both, mocked her B+ list television co-star for appearing on a game show and said she would never do something like that and considers it beneath her. Yeah, and that is why no one ever wants to work with her more than once. Melissa McCarthy/Billy Gardell "Monopoly Millionaires Club"
LAWYER 12/16 **#8**
She has not exactly been hiding but there have been no red carpet appearances and no place where anyone can ask her a question because this A list Academy Award winner/nominee knows that an e-mail discussing how she had sex with two acting brothers is going to come out any day now.
LAWYER 12/16 **#9**
This closeted bisexual A+ list mostly movie actor was walking the streets openly over the weekend with his sometime male lover. That is a first. Bradley Cooper; Zac Efron; Jeremy Renner
LAWYER 12/16 **#10**
This Academy Award nominee/winner actor who is B list with the unusual first name had an award bestowed on him recently. His past directors and co-stars showed up but not his current director. Reason? They hate each other. Apparently there was some bad blood about a woman on set.
LAWYER 12/16 **#11**
I have heard of sex at awards shows but at this recent foreign awards show this former A+ list singer who is a celebrity offspring and was married to an actress and they produced their own celebrity offspring had a threesome. It just seems really fitting that he did. It is probably not the first time. Please do not guess Robin Thicke because in no way shape or form was he or hopefully will ever be A+ list. Think someone cool.
Foreign awards show: "NRJ Awards"
Singer: Lenny Kravitz
Mother: Roxie Roker "The Jeffersons"
Ex-wife: Lisa Bonet
Offspring: Zoë Kravitz
LAWYER 12/16 **#12**
KINDNESS: This A list mostly television actress is on a very hit network show. People are obsessed with this show. Our actress though always finds time to help out those in need and especially one group of which she is fond. The fact that she supports this group is public knowledge. What she prefers to keep quiet though is that she sets aside almost a quarter of her earnings for a scholarship fund she created for the members of this group. They have no idea she started it or funded it and she came up with the name of a fake corporation that is supposedly funding the scholarships. It is all her. With her current salary and a match by her boss the two of them are able to send about ten kids to college full-time and pay for their room and board and books too. Within the next year they are hoping to expand the program to be able to send every child who goes through the program to school. This is a multi-million dollar a year commitment from our actress and her boss.
Actress: Kerry Washington
Boss: Shonda Rhimes
Group: Boys and Girls Club Of America
Which black actor has been sleeping with two big name stars? This successful showbiz player has made a name for himself with a number of blockbuster hits under his belt, but its whats been going on under his sheets that has his name hot in these streets. Bossip got the scoop from an insider who tells us exclusively that although our leading man was recently linked to a Black Hollywood favorite, hes also been bedding another big name actress who, like the gentleman in question, also has some musical talents. Any ideas which of your favorite stars make up this love triangle? Heres a hint at least one of the ladies HAS or until recently HAD a fiancé.
Male Actor: Tyrese Gibson
Female Black Hollywood favorite: Sanaa Lathan
Another big name actress: Kat Graham
ITEM 12/16 **#1**
Its interesting how people are now questioning whether there was something toxic about the marriage of this famous singer. Of course there was! The shadiness was there from the very beginning. She knew that he had a long history of making a living off someone elses name. She knew that he had control issues and domestic violence issues. Her friends and family tried to warn her that marrying him would be a mistake, but she believed that all those lies and issues and pain would never touch her simply because he told her that they wouldnt. She was wrong. Its embarrassing to her, but totally predictable to anyone who has ever dealt with a con man. She is lucky that she got out of there in one piece and with some money in the bank. It could have ended much more tragically. Mel B/Stephen Belafonte
ITEM 12/16 **#2**
This very famous celebrity has had a challenging year. Not only did her significant relationship break up, but both her ex and the public took some shots at her. To her credit, she has refrained from firing back. However, keeping all that anger inside has taken its toll. She started out using food and alcohol to cope, but then got mad at herself for all the calories she was ingesting and the weight she was gaining! So now to keep the calories down to a dull roar she has a new plan: She is trying to alternate eating days with drinking days. She does one or the other. Not every day but pretty close. Mariah Carey
LAWYER 12/17 **#1**
Somehow this aging former A+ list mostly movie actor who cant beg for work right now because of things he has done in the recent past managed to convince this model/C list actress with the impossible last name but really famous body and face who had a big year to sleep with him because she is convinced he will get her parts. This is apparently not a one time thing but I dont know what he is going to do with his pair of Eastern European porn stars who also live on the property.
Actor: Mel Gibson
Model/C list actress: Emily Ratajkowski "Gone Girl"
"Haute Living and Dom Perignon Celebrate Relativity's Ryan Kavanaugh"
LAWYER 12/17 **#2**
This B- list celebrity who used to be a model and became famous because of someone she was with not that long ago in the past says she was dumped by this actor turned talk show host/reality host after they hooked up a few times. Apparently they are not even working together any longer. Amber Rose (Wiz Khalifa)/Nick Cannon
LAWYER 12/17 **#3**
Im not sure why this reality star turned A-/B+ list singer stays with her kind of a celebrity husband. He was overheard the other night telling a friend that his wife isnt leaving him any choice but to cheat because she is too heavy for him. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock
LAWYER 12/17 **#4**
This celebrity offspring of horrible celebrity parents that have spawned a more famous celebrity is earning big bucks with men because she apparently can play really young. She throws on a blonde wig and even has a set of snap on braces. Ali Lohan (Lindsay Lohan/Dina Lohan/Michael Lohan)
LAWYER 12/17 **#5**
This barely A+ list mostly movie actor only let his actress wife attend a premiere with him after the actor learned that the co-star he had a fling with on the set would not be able to make it. Hes not sure if his wife knows about this one but she knows about a lot of them.
Actor: Seth Rogen
Wife: Lauren Miller
Co-star: Lizzy Kaplan
Movie: "The Interview"
LAWYER 12/17 **#6**
This A list model is canceling most of her modeling commitments because she is apparently pregnant which she has not told her boyfriend. I guess business first? Kate Upton/Justin Verlander
LAWYER 12/17 **#7**
This foreign born very good looking B+/A- list mostly movie actor is doing something not on television or movies right now. The one thing he is doing is having a fling with a college student that is serious enough that his long suffering wife has told him to not come home. Ewan McGregor (Broadway play "The Real Thing")
LAWYER 12/17 **#8**
It kills me when this married foreign born B- list mostly movie actor who may make it to A by the middle of next year, acts like he is some kind of prude, when he has sex with about any woman that crosses his path. Give him an hour and he will cheat on his wife. Jamie Dornan "Fifty Shades of Grey"
LAWYER 12/17 **#9**
This former NBA player who was also a reality star on multiple reality shows is earning a lot of money by pimping out some of the women he uses drugs with. Lamar Odom
LAWYER 12/17 **#10**
This former B list mostly television actress turned full-time Goopster has been calling every person she knows and her actor husband knows to try and replace the host of this Bravo staple. Blake Lively/Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"
LAWYER 12/17 **#11**
This actor is probably A-/B+. He was A+ at one point but it was strictly franchise related. He has not made the most of his opportunities post franchise. He is foreign born. He is also being played for a fool by his new girlfriend. She has somehow convinced the actor to buy a new home and put her on the title even though she wont be contributing any money to the place. Friends of the actor are worried because she has been cutting him off from those close to him and he has radically changed from a booze and bar kind of guy to a hard drug and night club kind of guy who has his girlfriend glued to his side at all times. He does everything she tells him from what to wear or not to wear and how he should look each day. His ex, who is also an actress has tried to intervene but she is going through issues of her own and some very very big decisions she needs to make in the near future. Friends of the actor are convinced he is going to wake up in a few months and realize he has no money left and a wife who will slowly kill him off.
Actor: Robert Pattinson
Girlfriend: FKA twigs
Ex: Kristen Stewart
GOSSIP 12/17 **#1**
This male singer is dating a woman on his payroll. Perhaps we should say "dating." After all, even his ex blasted him on being closeted! That doesnt stop him from continuing the charade. Whats different about this arrangement? Well, this is not one of those three-month-long contracts that typically accompanies a bearding relationship. You should expect this one to last a long time. Why? Her career and schedule is completely tied to his, she wont burn him as her paycheck continues as long as she helps him to maintain that straight veneer, they can be photographed together frequently, and the relationship can fade in and out if he needs to be linked to another woman for temporary publicity purposes. All throughout, he gets to stay on the DL with whoever he wants! Now that we think about it, this is actually a great arrangement for him!
Ex: Tameka Raymond
Current GF: Grace Miguel
GOSSIP 12/17 **#2**
The fact that she is having a baby next year is great. The fact that she and her Significant Other are fighting is not so great. Why are they fighting? He wants to get married soon and she doesnt. She is the bigger celebrity in the relationship, and she wont be pushed into a wedding until she is darn good and ready. Right now its all about the baby and about going back to work. Do we think this couple will marry eventually? Yes. They are a good match for each other, neither one is much for playing the field, and they both want the same things out of life. They just need to work on that timing thing! Shakira/Gerard Piqué
GOSSIP 12/17 **#3**
This model is claiming that an intimate tape will not hit the market because she does not need the money. That explanation is not correct. While we dont know how much she does make modeling, the reason the tape will not be published is because she was paid off by the music man who stars in the tape with her. Yes, he could have legally blocked the tape by simply refusing to sign a legal release, but he wanted to make this go away quickly and quietly, so he ponied up a big wad of cash instead. Actually, it wasnt that big. Only about $100k. Still, money talks louder than legal threats. End of story. Carla Howe/Wiz Khalifa
LAWYER 12/18 **#1**
This Real Housewife without her city on any longer has been trying to stay in the press talking about her family and how everything is great but her husband has been shacking up with someone ten years younger and much cheaper. Joanna Krupa ("Real Housewives of Miami")
LAWYER 12/18 **#2**
When the new husband has had sex with his son-in-law many times and the new wife doesnt know about it things are really strange. The son-in-law is a C list actor turned B list celebrity/reality star who is much more known for who he is married to.
New Husband: Reggie Salazar
Son-in-Law: Doug Hutchison
Wife: Courtney Stodden
LAWYER 12/18 **#3**
The celebrity girlfriend of this foreign born A list mogul/reality star is in love with his money so much that she has not seen her oldest child in almost a year. Laura Silverman/Simon Cowell
LAWYER 12/18 **#4**
This A- list female singer says that she used to be bisexual but it was a phase and that she only likes guys. So, she has been wandering around with a boyfriend that she never kisses or even holds hands with in public but had no problems with doing all of those things with a woman the other night and the crowd around them was definitely given a show. Jessie J (boyfriend Luke James)
LAWYER 12/18 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor made excuses the other day so he would not have to be seen with his former boss who he has worked for multiple times. Our actor doesnt like any negative publicity anywhere near him and the actor knew that his boss wanted photos with the actor and the former boss has had a really bad publicity week. Bradley Cooper and David O. Russell
LAWYER 12/18 **#6**
The wife of this A+ list talk show host spent a week in a mental hospital this past summer after her husband was caught by a caretaker of their vacation home having sex with a woman in the marital bed. He had promised that he had stopped cheating except for his regular hookup. Matt Lauer
LAWYER 12/18 **#7**
The creepy dad of the day award goes to this married former B list mostly movie actor from an acting family who was apparently trying to see the best friend of his daughter naked while they were having a mini-fashion show at the actors house. The best friend is legal, but it is so creepy especially considering his daughter was also changing in and out of clothes.
Creepy dad: Stephen Baldwin
Daughter: Hailey Baldwin
Best friend: Kendall Jenner
LAWYER 12/18 **#8**
This former B+ list celebrity turned mogul turned reality star turned celebrity again is pregnant but has been boozing it up almost every night. She says it keeps her thin during pregnancy and she has done it in all of her pregnancies. Kimora Lee Simmons
LAWYER 12/18 **#9**
This reality star who is only a reality star because of the former A list tweener she married was berating him at the mall the other day and kept sticking her finger in his chest. The guy just looked like a beaten man. Danielle Jonas (Kevin)
LAWYER 12/18 **#10**
This B list mostly television actress who films her show in a place other than LA, NYC or Canada and has always filmed her shows in different cities has an interesting love life going on right now. She told two different guys she was exclusive with them but keeps having sex with the ex she flew in from California.
Actress: Sophia Bush
PROBABLY - Guys: Dan Fredinburg/Jesse Lee Soffer/James Lafferty
LAWYER 12/18 **#11**
Apparently our favorite Teen Mom wanted it on record that she was having sex with her soon to be ex-husband so he thinks that he could be the father of any baby that she has. At least he can pay child support unlike her drug addict boyfriend who could also be the dad. Leah Messer/Jeremy Calvert/Robbie Kidd
LAWYER 12/18 **#12**
#1 This A+ list mostly movie actor who is apparently going back to a franchise and his wife were eating at one of their favorite places and noticed the place was going to be closed two days later so they could serve free meals to underprivileged families and the meals were going to be straight from the menu. A real experience just like any other customer would have. Our actor arranged for gift cards and presents for the families that would be there and also gave $250 to each employee of the place who had been planning on working for free that day as their way of contributing. Matt Damon ("Bourne" franchise)
#2 This permanent A list singer who has been rocking for decades before also taking a shot at reality television and now going back, ponied up $500K of his money to pay the rent for a year for a rehab facility and another place that houses AA meetings 24/7. Ozzy Osbourne "The Osbournes"
#3 This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit new network show gave up her limo so a soldier and his wife and three kids could get out of the rain. They had been unable to get a cab and our actress gave them their limo and then walked for almost a mile in the rain to get where she was going. Bebe Neuwirth "Madam Secretary"
Which celebrity has caused a rift between Rihanna and Rita Ora? Both ladies are vying for the star's attention. And that celebrity? Might not even be a boy... Cara Delevigne
Guess which two TV celebrities are hooking up AGAIN behind the scenes of a reality show? Despite their age difference, they had a tumultuous affair last year. It ended disastrously! In fact, she wound up pregnant by him and he talked her into an abortion. After he ditched her, she went back to her boyfriend. Did she learn from that horrible series of mistakes? Clearly not! She recently slipped into his dressing room for a little nooky between segments.
He: Simon Cowell
She: Demi Lovato (Wilmer Valderrama)
Television Show: "The X Factor UK"
X 12/19 **#1**
What TV-turned-movie actress PR people are scratching their heads as why shes constantly asking them to put out more stories about her having a baby, because they know she cant stand kids? Jennifer Aniston
X 12/19 **#2**
Which foreign born, openly gay singer was bragging to a couple of his friends about the time that now A+ list actor gave him good head to get a job as a dancer in one of his music videos? Ricky Martin/Channing Tatum "She Bangs" video
X 12/19 **#3**
What A-list (for now) female rapper is still sore about getting snubbed for a Grammy nomination that shes pulling the racism card? Oh brother Azealia Banks
X 12/19 **#4**
What B-list mostly TV actress who pretends she has a boyfriend was spotted in Dubai under the guise of a legitimate gig, but she was really whoring herself out to rich men for a price? Eva Longoria
X 12/19 **#5**
What A++ list musician couple had to leave that A++ list songstress party early a few nights ago because hubby was annoyed that he and his wife were the only black people there? Beyoncé/Jay-Z (Taylor Swifts birthday party)
X 12/19 **#6**
What aging R&B legend who has had several run-ins with the law pulled the "dont you know who I am" card recently while shopping for Christmas presents? Dionne Warwick
X 12/19 **#7**
What "couple", consisting of an A-list former tweener and closeted (for now) celeb spawn are still together because he likes it when she does a little trick in the bed? Miley Cyrus/Patrick Schwarzenegger
X 12/19 **#8**
What couple who are probably going to split up next year spent a rare evening together with their kid with reality TV cameras filming the whole thing? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
X 12/19 **#9**
What B-list former tweener who is starring on a cable sitcom next year, chastised her PR people for trying to set her up with her openly gay (although not publicly yet) male costar from the show, because she still has feelings for her husband and is thinking about calling off her divorce. Hilary Duff (Mike Comrie)/Nico Tortorella "Younger"
X 12/19 **#10**
Which C-list actors/brothers currently on a scripted MTV show are both openly gay (not publicly yet) and have been seen in the company of that notorious producer/director who loves to have threesomes with them? I know, gross.. Max and Charlie Carver "Teen Wolf"
X 12/19 **#11**
What almost A-list actor/heartthrob had his PR people put out a half-assed statement saying hes not gay, though there is plenty of evidence to suggest otherwise? Maybe hes afraid of being outed by you-know-what.. Ansel Elgort "Fault In Our Stars"
LAWYER 12/19 **#1**
There is some question about whether the girlfriend of this long time A list singer with one name is a man or a woman. Usher
LAWYER 12/19 **#2**
Used to getting his way with money this former A+ list rapper who still works hard but I think his kids are making him deliver less output. Oh, that and he hates his label. Anyway he was at a party the other night and was being rude to a waitress and kept saying he wanted to see her breasts. When she refused he started throwing money at her and saying the nastiest things but she refused to comply and he finally left all the money on the floor while other people picked it up and he used some vile names for the waitress. Not a big fan of gender equality this guy. Lil Wayne
LAWYER 12/19 **#3**
#1 "If you ever decide to get naked, let me know and I will give you a great role." This A- list mostly television actress/writer/producer on a hit pay cable show talking to this former Tweener turned bad singer and mediocre actress with a drug and love life problem. Lena Dunham "Girls"/Selena Gomez
#2 This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor from way back in the day always seems like a loving family man. He is, except when he finds himself spotted by women young enough to be his granddaughter who dont mind his fake teeth and cigarette breath as he tries to get them drunk on gin and then performs badly in a hotel room he gets them for the night after he stays 20 minutes. Roger Moore
#3 This married A list mostly movie actress who really got her fame from that iconic pay cable role that still keeps giving said she finally corrected an issue that has been plaguing her self-esteem for years. She says her breasts have never been the same size and she finally got something done about it and has never been happier. Sarah Jessica Parker "Sex in the City"
#4 The momager of this former A list mostly television actress turned B list movie actress turned back to television because no one will hire me stuck like glue to her daughters side at a party the other day swarming with managers. She wouldnt let her talk to anyone and dragged her out after 20 minutes. Katherine Heigl
GOSSIP 12/19 **#1**
A few days ago, a top recording artist got secretly engaged! There are a lot of details in the mix, but well simply tease you with one right now: The engagement ring is HUGE! Its a 3 1/2 carat pear-shaped diamond in a yellow gold setting. Its all about the diamond, baby! Dont expect her to show off the ring or for the two of them to talk about the engagement anytime soon. Both the engagement announcement and the wedding plans are being sidelined for a few weeks while they concentrate on the new album. Usher/Grace Miguels
GOSSIP 12/19 **#2**
Everybody is all happy and smiling about this film actresss engagement to another celebrity. However, one of her good friends (also a famous film actress) is not exactly convinced that this is a good idea. She summed up her true feelings in three words: Way. Too. Fast.
Engaged Actress: Cameron Diaz
Fiancé: Benji Madden
Her Friend: Drew Barrymore
LAWYER 12/21 **#1**
This former A list mostly television actress who has made some fairly blah movies the past two decades is finally getting some critical praise and it has turned her into a huge pain. Always a diva who never let it show, our actress is letting out her diva everywhere and has been such a pain that even her boyfriend has stayed away. Jennifer Aniston ("Jolie charms but Aniston doesnt this awards season")
LAWYER 12/21 **#2**
Why yes, that was this A list mostly movie actress with a tiny remote control in her hand she kept pressing the other night. Her B list celebrity/musician boyfriend was the recipient of the button pushing. Apparently he had a vibrator inserted in his body. He loves that kind of thing. Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden
LAWYER 12/21 **#3**
Nothing like being cheated on right before the holidays. This former A list tweener who loves that her show was canceled so she can be the solo star she has always wanted to be was cheated on by her B list celebrity/performer boyfriend who had sex with a woman he met at a party in the car he was provided. Driver waited outside. The celebrity/performer says he never lets hookups go back to his place or hotel until they get dirty for him. Apparently she was not dirty enough for him because after the deed she got out and he left. Ariana Grande "Sam & Cat"/Big Sean
LAWYER 12/21 **#4**
The Teen Mom that seems to never leave this space has been trying to get a friend of hers to come forward because the friend hooked up with her ex. The friend though is unwilling and our Teen Mom is just hinting at it but wont say anything because of what her ex will say about her. Leah Messer
LAWYER 12/21 **#5**
This B list actress who alternates between television and movies is recently married to a man with A+ list last name recognition. She knows about his one public affair and another that has not been in the media, but there are four or five others that he is desperately trying to make sure dont come to light. The last thing he needs is another high profile divorce. Cheryl Hines & Robert Kennedy, Jr.
LAWYER 12/21 **#6**
This Victorias Secret model with the A+ list bff is set to have a new boyfriend you have never seen or heard of but somehow the two are going to be photographed sharing an intimate tropical vacation in the next few weeks with stories about their amazing love released at the same time. Karlie Kloss (Taylor Swift)
LAWYER 12/21 **#7**
I didnt even know they knew each other, but there was this A list mostly television actor with A++ list name recognition sharing a hot tub and crack pipe with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Seems they share a love of porn stars who were also in the hot tub. Charlie Sheen/Orlando Bloom
LAWYER 12/21 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actress is about to drop to C because no one wants to hire her. No matter how much publicity she tries to create for herself through relationships, she cant get a job after that franchise. Now she is even making up parts of her biography just so she can get more print about herself. It goes against everything that she has said before but the tabloids just eat up whatever she spoons to them. Nikki Reed
LAWYER 12/21 **#9**
This former A list "singer" turned reality star turned failing celebrity with A list name recognition refuses to buy any presents for her child. She got them all for free in exchange for photos. She has lots of money but wanted to feel like a star again. Ashlee Simpson
SIX/NY POST 12/22
1. Which wife of a TV newsman was caught having sex with her kids surfing instructor in a car in the Hamptons? Annette Roque (Matt Lauer)
2. Which media maven has been raising eyebrows in her Manhattan neighborhood by parading around at home, and in her garden in full view, completely naked? Martha Stewart
3. Which socialite was caught in a compromising position by a top photographer after a little too much cocaine and alcohol?
4. Which power publicist showed up at a bitter rivals event and was embarrassingly turned away at the door? Lizzie Grubman/Jonathan Cheban
5. Which darling actress has privately turned into a monstrous diva? Her difficult behavior, horrific handlers and odious entourage are now the talk of the fashion and movie world? Reese Witherspoon; Jennifer Aniston
LAWYER 12/22 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actress who will have nothing when her network show ends filming this season has no problems being the other woman and dumped her boyfriend to be the other woman. The actress says it is how she has achieved the success she has reached so far. Dianna Agron/Jack Street/Caroline Flack
LAWYER 12/22 **#2**
Pretty crappy Christmas for this B+ list mostly television actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee but best known for her pay cable role. Anyway, she just found out her actor husband had sex with a former co-star. The former co-star seems to have sex with everyone. Then, when she runs into a cash crisis she calls the people up and asks them for money and if they dont pay then the tabloids find out. Our actor didnt want to pay so told his wife. Anna Paquin/Stephen Moyer/Evan Rachel Wood "True Blood"
LAWYER 12/22 **#3**
Apparently almost a decade is not long enough for this former A+ list Disney tweener who is now on a show that people may or may not watch to get over her feud with this celebrity offspring turned reality star who is with the ex of the former A lister. I have never heard such language from the former A lister who ran into the celebrity offspring in the parking garage at Barneys and yelled at her and called her some choice words before deciding to bypass several elevators to make sure she did not run into the offspring again.
A+ list Disney tweener: Hilary Duff
Celebrity offspring: Nicole Richie
Guy: Joel Madden
LAWYER 12/22 **#4**
This A list British actress who is going to have a tough time fitting into corsets for awhile says that when she dated this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who will have a big 2015 that he cheated on her with the British actress who always seems to cheat. He told her it was because he felt insecure she made so much more than him.
Actress: Keira Knightley (pregnant)
B+ list actor: Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades of Grey")
Cheating actress: Sienna Miller
LAWYER 12/22 **#5**
This A list singer is married again. Multiple marriages and one of them was to an A lister. Anyway, our singer was at a doctors appointment with his wife who is probably pregnant because this guy has tons of kids and our singer kept getting up to go to the bathroom and must have done this five or six times during the 45 minutes he was at the doctor. His coke habit is getting out of control. Marc Anthony (Jennifer Lopez)/Shannon de Lima
LAWYER 12/22 **#6**
This B+ list singer who used to be a Disney tweener is trying to sell her place. While she is out of town her sometime boyfriend has been using her place sometimes to party and was found in bed by a realtor showing the place to some buyers. The sometime boyfriend was naked and passed out with another woman also naked. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 12/22 **#7**
This celebrity mom not named Kris Jenner is in talks with Vivid about selling a sex tape she made with her boyfriend. Well, not her boyfriend because he didnt want any part of it but a guy she is calling her boyfriend who just happens to be about half her age. With her breadwinner not making much money for mom she has turned to a way she thinks will make her lots. I dont know anyone who would want to see her naked or watch her having sex. Dina Lohan
LAWYER 12/22 **#8**
This former A list tweener from a singing family was in town and didnt bother to see part of his family but his sister-in-law tracked him down at his hotel and made it clear that she would love to continue what they had started a long time ago. When he split with her she latched on to another member of the family.
LAWYER 12/22 **#9**
He talks about women and is seen with women. He says he has a girlfriend. This B+ list mostly television comic actor who is ending a long network television run and working on his own thing now more regularly talks a good game but loves men. The thing is he is so scared of doing anything that he has only been with one guy in the past five years and the rest of the time he settles for porn. He does a great job of fooling people into thinking he is straight. Aziz Ansari "Parks and Recreation"
LAWYER 12/22 **#10**
There was supposed to be a mini-reunion of this monster franchise that left Twilight in the dust. One big problem is that neither of the two male leads gets along with the female lead. One of the men is willing to suck it up, but the other says the female lead is someone he hopes to never speak to again and loves not having to see her all the time.
Franchise: "Pirates of the Caribbean 5"
Female lead: Keira Knightley
Suck it up male lead: Johnny Depp
Never speak again mail lead: Orlando Bloom
LAWYER 12/22 **#11**
All of these are about a very very popular cable show that is not a channel you typically think of primetime television and not even close to how they started.
#1 ______________ (now on an almost network show ______________) publicly dated ___________. They broke up and she quit the cable show because she found out her boyfriend is bi and cheated on her with a coworker.
#2 _______________(now on an almost network show not the same as #1) quit the cable show because his mentor and long time head of a certain underground Hollywood organization and despite being openly gay has dated some very famous women told him to. He was apparently jealous of ____________ who the actor was having sex with regularly and even showed up randomly 18 months after he quit the show when the guy he was sleeping with had a guest starring role.
#3 _______________ was once the biggest star on the show or close to it but could never get a break outside the show. He started dating __________________ who is in a movie and its sequel which has not been released. They went out when he was auditioning for parts. He didnt get them so they split. Now he is up for some big roles again and she has come back out and started dating him again until he finds out if he landed the roles.
GOSSIP 12/22 **#1**
There was some very interesting after-party action going on in a major American city this past weekend. An older actress was making her move on a younger male musician, stroking his face and whispering in his ear. When he rejected her advances she simply proceeded on to another member from the same group! By the way, it didnt seem she wasnt looking for a boyfriend. Just a a one-night fling. Our spy left the party before 3:00 a.m., so we didnt know if the actress succeeded or not. However, given that at least one of the boys she was hitting on is gay, we dont know if she ever really even had a chance! Kristen Wiig/Harry Styles "One Direction" ("Saturday Night Live")
GOSSIP 12/22 **#2**
When they cancelled this actors TV show, they may have also cancelled any reason he had left to try to resemble a sober person. Friends are hoping that he lands another job quickly but dont know who would seriously consider hiring someone with his reputation. "They might take him for a guest spot, but working with him on a regular basis is a challenge most producers will simply avoid." What will he do if he cant find another steady job quickly? "Oh, hell do the usual. Hookers, booze, coke. In fact, hes already started." Charlie Sheen
GOSSIP 12/22 **#3**
This actor likes to cheat on his wife, but he needs to make sure that the women maintain discretion. So he has an insurance policy. Before he sleeps with them, he tells each woman that they must allow him to take a photo of them naked, smiling, and squatting, with their knees wide open. He isnt particularly turned on by this pose. But he does think that that particular set of characteristics is most likely to give him what he wants: an insurance policy against fake assault claims, as well as a guarantee of silence as they would never want such a revealing and unflattering photo released! Yes, its weird. But, so far, its worked. Ben Affleck
LAWYER 12/23 **#1**
After being sober for the better part of 2014, this A+ list singer has suddenly crashed and burned in a huge way. Her record label and mentor had told her to get her act together and she did but around Thanksgiving on a trip home she ended up using a new drug she had never tried and now cant get enough of it and is going days without sleeping or showering and is a big mess. Rihanna (Jay-Z)
LAWYER 12/23 **#2**
This potential one hit wonder with the catchy song and interesting variation of spelling on a normal word hooked up with this B lister who is more known for the singer he dated forever. Proving he is a prick he texted a photo to his ex of he and his new hookup in bed together and started trashing the love making skills of his ex.
One hit wonder: Meghan Trainor
B lister: Jason Derulo
Ex: Jordin Sparks
LAWYER 12/23 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress barely works. I mean she is an actress but she will always be more famous for the A+ lister she was married too. Anyway, she made the life of one waitress a living hell by returning food multiple times and at one point drew a photo of exactly how she wanted her food put on the plate. Tip? No tip. Everyone at the restaurant had been excited when she came in but never want to see her again. Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise)
LAWYER 12/23 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has had a very quiet year. She is also having personal issues which have led to her leaving her child with relatives and friends for weeks at a time as she tries to get her life back on track. Michelle Williams
LAWYER 12/23 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor from a hit network show that is ending very soon left the room when his significant other started breastfeeding. Apparently he starts laughing and gets embarrassed and just prefers to not be there. Ashton Kutcher ("Two and a Half Man")/Mila Kunis
LAWYER 12/23 **#6**
This A list action movie actor makes his living being tough. Apparently he has prostate cancer but doesnt want anyone to know. When he had an illness a few months ago he noticed his movie offers reduced to a trickle and thinks coming forward and discussing prostate cancer will really put him into meltdown mode.
LAWYER 12/23 **#7**|
This NYC Real Housewife has been working out 4 hours a day and even got new bigger breast implants to try and keep her husband from cheating. So far it isnt working. Kristin (Josh) Taekman
LAWYER 12/23 **#8**
This former almost A list mostly television actress who has played the same role twice had a makeup person on her new show fired because the makeup person didnt want to spend four hours per day trying to make the actress turned reality star look 20. Apparently the actress is being a huge pain to everyone. Jennie Garth ("Beverly Hills, 90210" and "90210")/"Mystery Girls"
LAWYER 12/23 **#9**
This A list mostly movie director makes some very good movies. He is also one of the biggest degenerate perverts in the world. He doesnt go after kids or anything like that but that is about his only limit. Everything else is fair game and he only tries to work with people who realize that he has certain fetishes and desires that he likes fulfilled. Our director has been in the news in a bad way the past few weeks and there has been talk that he is terrified about some items that might be released. Our director has a muse. A favorite. Someone who understands him and understands that at least to her he is relatively harmless. Our actress is A+ list and became aware a long time ago that the director had a thing for her which only increased when they started working together. The director spoke to her about how he wanted to capture her image when she was not working and just having downtime in her trailer and asked if he could install a camera in her trailer. Sort of a Big Brother type thing that she would hopefully become less self-conscious about. He said it would make her performance better but she knew that he was hoping to catch her naked. She didnt really care and agreed and it moved from one camera that was visible to several that were not visible and the director managed to capture hundreds of hours of footage of the actress doing everything you can imagine. Partying, having sex and always playing to the camera. Fast forward to a time when they worked together again and this time the director didnt even ask and the actress knew the cameras were there and didnt mind. She had grown used to them. When she was hosting another A list mostly movie actress who has an Academy Award nomination/win, the subject turned to the cameras when our A+ lister spotted one of them. The A lister expected the A+ lister to be freaked out but the A+ lister explained the situation. Well, the A lister is one of the most uptight people in the world and freaked out and had security take her trailer apart looking for cameras and kept someone on standby 24/7 even when no one was filming just to make sure nothing got installed. She would jump and be jittery whenever the director spoke to her and told a couple of other co-stars about what she heard. Some were agitated and freaked out but most knew about the director and his kink and had worked with him before and didnt really care which is why he kept hiring them for projects. Apparently it was like a war on set with one team against another and there is worry that all of this will come out and cause a huge nightmare.
Director: David O Russell (Sony scandal)
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
A list actress: Amy Adams
GOSSIP 12/23 **#1**
This singer and his girlfriend were out shopping at pricey jewelry stores together. However, this doesnt mean that that they were picking out an engagement ring! They were actually just shopping for her Christmas bonus. Yes, bonus. She is a paid employee, and she did a great job this year. The fact that they got some publicity mileage out of is a plus. The only thing these two are "engaging" in is a fake relationship that works for both of them! Liam Payne and Sophia Smith
GOSSIP 12/23 **#2**
This female singer is not making the kind of money she expected at this stage. Although she has tons of fans, she does not have tons of cash in the bank and her cash flow situation is worrisome. Look for her to sell off one or more of her real estate holdings in the very near future. Rihanna; Lady Gaga; Katy Perry
X 12/23 **#1**
What A-list actor is currently drowning his sorrows away after his latest film fiasco by hopping around to various gay bars in NYC? Hes been inhaling a dangerous combination of coke, booze and weed. James Franco "The Interview"
X 12/23 **#2**
What former A+ list singer/actress and EGOT winner is contemplating on announcing her retirement from live performing next year? This latest surgery has left her wheelchair bound for the time being and shes been undergoing intensive physical therapy. Liza Minnelli
X 12/23 **#3**
What two younger divas were screaming at each other backstage at one of the east coast Jingle Ball concerts after diva #1, a current two-hit wonder, occupied the dressing room meant for diva #2, an almost A-list former tweener,, and dumping her personal belongings all over the dressing room? Any pics you see of these two posing together like friends are staged to the hilt.
#1: Meghan Trainer
#2: Ariana Grande
LAWYER 12/24 **#1**
If a former B+ list mostly movie actor who may or may not be the father of a highly recognizable child wants a successful marriage he probably shouldnt be having sex with people other than his future wife, especially the day before an engagement. Maybe he felt guilty. Chris Klein (Suri Cruises father)
LAWYER 12/24 **#2**
This will probably crush some fans of this long ago show that ran for a long time but the female former lead of that show who is on a hit show now has been hooking up with her much younger co-star. Maybe it is just an on set fling and she will spend the holidays with who you want her to spend them with.
Show: "The X-Files"
Female: Gillian Anderson
Male: David Duchovny
Hit show now: "Hannibal" or "The Fall"
LAWYER 12/24 **#3**
This husband of a NJ Real Housewife has been silent on the issue but a secretary that he has been hooking up with for the past year told her employer she would not be returning to work after the holidays because she was moving in with the husband. So, she is proud of this? Teresa Guidices husband, Joe (as the nanny?)
LAWYER 12/24 **#4**
This former C list celebrity who could almost be A list in a certain naked corner of the entertainment world is trying to sell some very juicy stories about her A list ex and it involves child porn and his obsession with it. Charlie Sheen/Brett Rossi
LAWYER 12/24 **#5**
The wife of this permanent A+ list singer/musician had a disagreement with an employee in the building where they live and refused to tip any of the employees of the building for the holidays unless the offending employee was fired. Apparently he didnt see her coming in time and missed opening the door for her. Last year she tried to pull the same trick but her husband came through with $1K for every employee. This time though she says she will divorce him if he tries to go around her. Nancy Shevell/Sir Paul McCartney
LAWYER 12/24 **#6**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has an outside chance at some type of Academy Award nomination or at least one for the movie he starred in this year made a bad decision. He decided to spend Christmas with his actress ex-wife and their kids and blow off his wife and kids at home. Ethan Hawke "Boyhood"/Uma Thurman
LAWYER 12/24 **#7**
Apparently the destruction of his house and the burning of a bed because of freebasing has still not been forgiven by this A+ list mostly movie actor because his name was being used and abused the other night by the A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who did all the damage when the A+ lister bought a movie the A lister was going to star in and now has no shot of getting.
A+ list actor: Brad Pitt
A-/B+ actor: Jonah Hill
(Brads New Orleans home)
LAWYER 12/24 **#8**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a long long running network hit show put on a brave face the other day after her boy toy husband walked out on her and she had to go hit a red carpet alone.
LAWYER 12/24 **#9**
This foreign born B list singer spent some time Christmas shopping for her kid(s) yesterday when she wasnt smoking crack in dressing rooms. She is one big mess of an addict right now. Lily Allen
LAWYER 12/24 **#10**
This recently married former A list tweener is being robbed blind by her husband who is "investing" her money. He is just spending it all to make it look like he is a big shot. Ashley Tisdale
LAWYER 12/24 ** #11**
PART 1: Back in the day I had a friend. His name is Carlos. Real name. Owned a great club and taught me a lot about concert promoting and also had some very useful life lessons which have come into play more than once and introduced me to some people who are still some of my closest friends. Anyway, one day I was over at his house because I had a show coming up and even though we were friends, money was expected to be paid on time and in full or he would cancel your show in a second. He needed absolutely no notice to get a band or two in his place and fill it up so he had no qualms about shutting you down. Once money exchanged hands he would smile and he told me to come to the club later that night because he wanted to introduce me to a band he had playing. Later that night I showed up at the club and was frisked. Walked a little further and was frisked again. Carlos shows were a little different than the ones I promoted and the crowd was completely different. Going inside the massive darkened club an opening band was playing and they were awful. It didnt matter to the crowd though because they came for one reason and it was to beat each other all night long in one huge mosh pit. Knowing the crowd, I was shocked to see one of my best friends way in the back where some chairs and tables were set up. She will always be A list in my mind and to her millions of fans. I had met her at an outdoor concert two years earlier and when she (lets call her JL) was not touring would usually hang out a couple of times a week. I hadnt known she was coming. If she was there, then this band must be one I really needed to meet. She mall type than was not someone who generally came to Carlos club. She would go to my shows there and had even played there a few times but she was always more of a mall type than a double frisking security kind of place. Her boyfriend was with her but he had to go watch a guy play at a different venue that night who was going to replace a member of their band so almost right after I got there he left. Conversation was impossible. The club was basically one big room. Walk in the door and the stage was in the front and the bar on the right. 1,000 people could fit inside but you would all be best friends at the end of the night. The music was always turned up to a massive volume. There were no neighbors to complain and there were so many police officers who earned a ton of money working overtime at the club that any call about noise complaints would be ignored. When the band stopped playing, Carlos came over and with him was a guy I had seen many times and was the lead singer (lets call him PK) of a band that could sell out every club just like this one all over the country every single night and did. They had started out as one kind of band and made no money so they switched things up and the next thing you knew they were huge in a club kind of way. They made tons of money and sold hundreds of thousands of records one night at time. Their sound belied the name of the band. They were anything but. With the lead singer (lets call him RP) was a guy I had never met, but had seen. They were just making it big. Huge actually. First big monster record had been released the year before. I say monster hit. It actually did not crack the Top 40 records but if you are a fan of the band you have heard the album many times and there are very few people who dont know the intro riff to the very first song on the record. Apparently the singer was there as a favor to the other lead singer and they were going to surprise the crowd later that night by playing together. As the night wore on the word started to spread that tonight was going to be kind of special. Other people I knew started trickling into the club and other bands would finish their shows at other places around the city and were coming in. By 1 a.m. that 1,000 person capacity had been maxed out. This was probably 25% above that. This was going to be one night no one wanted to miss. The place almost exploded when the two came out. The crowd was expecting the headlining band of the night but when the singer of the monster band came out with him and that riff I spoke about before started blasting out of the speakers there was an eruption of noise that could probably only be matched by standing behind the engines of a 747. You would not think that kind of noise could be sustained for very long. You would be wrong. For about 90 minutes there was not one second I can remember where the crowd was not enthralled and mesmerized and totally into every word and beat. It was a show of epic proportions. It was hard to believe that the night was only going to get crazier. The craziness began when PK said to myself, RH and JL after the show that we should go to Mexico that night.
PART 2: By the time the band got off the stage it was around 2:30 a.m. Last call was long gone and the booze backstage was running out. Carlos was summoned and he offered two more bottles of booze but then was closing the place down. Two bottles of booze might sound like a lot, but there were about 20 people drinking from those two bottles and they just rotated around a circle with each person taking a swig and then passing it to the next person. No ice, no mixers, just booze. No one complained and no one asked for anything else. Men, women, young and old, people just kept the stories flowing as fast as the booze. The two guys who had been up on stage singing decided they needed to commemorate this special night. Ideas were discussed and discarded. Finally they agreed on a tattoo. Not just any tattoo though. This was something special. They decided together that only one person could do the tattoo. Unfortunately that person was in Mexico. Just across the border they said. They were not exactly sure which street but they were sure that once they got there they could find it. Nothing like wandering around a Mexican border town half-drunk in the middle of the night asking around for a tattoo guy that was only known by a nickname. Surprisingly, almost everyone in the room agreed to go. The next thing you know the group of twenty had been installed in PKs tour bus. The driver was passed out so PK did the driving. Yeah, looking back, perhaps it was not the best idea but he said he could drive it. It was only after the first policeman pulled him over after 30 miles that he figured out how to turn the headlights on. Everyone was still buzzed and flying on the trip down. There was no one sleeping and I dont even remember anyone passed out. I do remember that during the entire trip down there was a porn movie playing on a loop on the television. When conversation would lag enough all of a sudden you would hear some loud moaning and realize the porn was still playing. JL and I hung out towards the back with two of her friends, one of whom she was repeatedly trying to set me up with and another who was JLs business partner in a venture that had nothing to do with music. This was before you needed a passport to cross the border by land. We thought that at the border, the Mexican border guards would at least want to have a look inside the bus or have everyone step out. Nope. In the middle of the night, the guard just waved the bus through and PK barely had to slow down. During the drive, RH was trying to draw the design that they both wanted on their bodies and they had a big back and forth that at one point had me look up and see that PK was taking a turn drawing and doing so while not even looking at the road. When I think about who could have died that night, it would have been a much bigger deal than the night Buddy Holly and Richie Valens died.
PART 3: Through the streets we went. PKs tour bus skills were ok for open highway, but in tiny roads with parked cars on either side and lighting that was dim, he was having a tough time making his way through the streets. I dont remember him hitting any cars but I do remember him taking a nice sized chunk out of a house that was especially close to a corner and he didnt even bother to stop. No one knew exactly where they were going. All they could remember was that the tattoo artist was located next to a combination nightclub/brothel and that he worked and lived in the place next to it. Several cubs were investigated and at each club a couple of people would get off and ask around but fewer people were getting back on the bus. What had seemed like a lot of fun a few hours earlier was wearing thin and cheap drinks and partying until the dawn sounded like more fun. By the time PK and RH found the right place the sun was starting to rise and they spent 30 minutes banging on the door before the guy stumbled down the stairs to see who was there. Once he saw who it was he got pretty excited. When he was shown the drawings of the body art he said it would take a few hours total so the four or five of us that were left from the bus went to the bar/brothel next door to hang out. There were no customers at the bar or even a bartender. There was one table in the corner that was occupied by what looked like the women who probably worked upstairs in the brothel. To this day I wish I had taken a photo of the inside of that bar. Im not sure that I have ever seen a scene which would have told itself so perfectly with a photo. JL was depressed looking at it and had grown tired of the whole experience. She was ready to go. The suburban part of her was returning and the adventure was gone. I agreed to go too but I wanted some assistance for what I was sure was going to be a very long morning so I grabbed a bottle of tequila from behind the bar and left $40 and walked out with JL and one of her friends. The other two people stayed behind to wait out the tattoos. So, there we were. Three people who had no idea where we were exactly, in a very sketchy neighborhood with no other people in sight walking the street and passing a bottle of tequila back and forth as we tried to find a busy street that we could catch a cab and get to an airport. We walked and walked. After about 30 minutes of no cabs and no place to even call a cab from I remember passing a bus stop that had about ten people waiting in line to get on the bus. Surely riding a bus would be better than walking. It had been a long night. So, we got in line. When the bus arrived and we tried to get on, we had no pesos and panicked for a brief instant but the driver was more than happy to take $10 to let us on and we took about three more steps on the bus and were stopped. No more seats. We were standing. Better than not walking, but not by much. We still passed the tequila bottle back and forth and then I heard a whisper and saw a nudge. It was kind of the same feeling you get when you are popping popcorn in the microwave. At first it is just a pop and then a few seconds and another pop. Then it becomes full on popping. I knew what was happening because I could hear the name in the whispers. Someone had recognized JL and now it was spreading through the bus. She was huge there. Monster huge. During our walk that morning there were posters of her new record on bus stops . People on the bus were getting excited and pressing a little closer. JL knew what was happening. Because she lived it, she could sense it happening sooner than I could but this was a situation where she had no experience. Being trapped on a bus after a long night surrounded by fans could go in a lot of different directions. Looking back now at the situation, what happened should have been expected but when you are in the middle of it and half drunk and tired, you just arent as confident and a little paranoia seeps in. People started switching places so they could say hello to her or touch her. I dont remember anyone asking for an autograph. A couple of photos were taken but mostly people just wanted to say hello or say how much they enjoyed her music. People who had been in the back made their way to the front and it was a very organized procession as each person took five or ten seconds to speak to her. After about ten or fifteen minutes everyone had been met and the people who had squeezed on the bus in the three or four stops since we had boarded had also taken their turn. The bus driver had been told we were looking for a cab because we wanted to go to the airport. When he saw a cab that was empty he basically cut off the cab so it couldnt move until the three of us made our way off the bus into the cab. The taxi driver went from really ticked off to really happy when he saw who he was driving. He was even more excited to show off the fact he had every single tape of JLs music and played it full blast the entire way to the airport. By the time we made it to the airport the tequila was gone. I was exhausted. This was 24 hours straight of being awake. The day was going to get longer. No planes were available for four hours. The thing I have always found amazing is that even though JL had been up even longer than me, she never stopped smiling the entire four hours when it seemed like she met a thousand people and took hundreds of photos. She signed autographs and chatted and never stopped being gracious and it is the reason she was so popular. People could feel the love she had for her fans. Just as we were getting ready to board the plane, PK and RH showed up. They had decided the bus driver could drive the bus back and they wanted to get back much more quickly. We wanted to see the tattoos. They were both bandaged but each of them removed it to show tattoos which were definitely worth what everyone had gone through. To this day they are both really proud of those tattoos. The guy who did them was a genius. He died a year later in a drive by shooting. He was sitting on his couch upstairs above the shop and he was killed. That made them even more grateful for the art work and I know that RH got his darkened last year because it had started to fade. It was a great night. One of those nights that dont come along very often and that make you feel like you have lived. People need to have an adventure or two in their minds to help them get through the days that are usually so boring.
Lots of e-mails this weekend asking about One Night At The Border and how there just are not enough clues. So, from the e-mails I received here are the questions and clues that were most frequently asked.
*The name of the club is one word. Some people put a The in front if it, but the real name only had one word.
*Not Billie Joe Armstrong, Trent Reznor, Gwen Stefani, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson.
*The initials all have something to do with the person. They are not random.
*The wording gives a very big clue.
*The location and what was happening in the morning also gives a very big clue.
PK: Anthony Kiedis "Red Hot Chili Peppers"
RK: Eddie Vedder "Pearl Jam"
GOSSIP 12/24 **#1**
Dubai is a land of gleaming high-rise architecture and men with oil money. These three women visit there regularly, not because they interested in oil or architecture, but because they are paid handsomely to spend the night (or several days) with wealthy men. One is a reality star (over 30), one is a film actress (over 30), and one is a singer (under 30). Two have dark hair. One is married.
Reality Star: Kim Kardashian
Film Actress: Tara Reid
Singer: Selena Gomez
GOSSIP 12/24 **#2**
This actor is so furious that he doesnt even know who the target of his fury should be! Hes mad at his attorney, who didnt do exactly what he said he did; and the executives who he feels didnt support him; and the media who hypothesized that he is lying; and those who are laughing about the fact that he just isnt nearly as important and influential as he thinks he is. How will he cope with all this fury and humiliation? Lots of alcohol and spending time with his boyfriend while his wife hangs out out nearby. George Clooney and his petition of Support for Sony Pictures (Rande Gerber)
LAWYER 12/25 **#1**
This married A list medical talk show host was doing his best to get a woman to return to his hotel room. He kept hitting on her the entire night and kept begging her to touch his pecs and they would make her know what it was like to be with a real man. The guy was creepy. Dr. Drew Ordon "The Doctors"
LAWYER 12/25 **#2**
In order to get her boyfriend to stop earning money in his usual way, this B+ list mostly television actress who is counting down the days to unemployment got him a job promoting clothes and brands. The only thing is she still has to go out with him to have his photo taken because no one wants him by himself. She is so proud that he is working. Umm, yeah. Lea Michele"Glee"/Matthew Paetz "Sears"
LAWYER 12/25 **#3**
Yes, that was the assistant of this B list singer who is almost as famous for the reality star turned singer he dated forever buying fake gaudy necklaces that our singer passes off as real. He loves to brag about how much money he has, but he really has next to nothing. Jason Derulo/Jordin Sparks
LAWYER 12/25 **#4**
Hey, at least this B list mostly movie actress has now reached the age of majority. She is still really young though to be so addicted to meth. It is probably why she is having a tough time getting work. She looks about 30 now. Abigail Breslin
LAWYER 12/25 **#5**
Im just not sure how appropriate it is for the B list performer to be buying his underage girlfriend lingerie for Christmas. Hey, he got some for the other woman he has sex with too. Nothing for his baby mama though. Tyga/Kylie Jenner/Blac Chyna
LAWYER 12/25 **#6**
This A+ list diva had a person on standby the other night just to hold her gloves and to hand her new ones for the walk to the car and the walk from dinner to the car. Even though they were mainly the same color there were about ten different pairs just in case our diva made other stops. Mariah Carey
LAWYER 12/25 **#7**
The girlfriend of this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor thought he was being super sweet in paying for a private jet to fly her and her family on vacation for the holidays. He just wanted her gone because the really old actor found someone even younger than his current girlfriend and wanted to spend time alone with her. Clint Eastwood
X 12/25 **#1**
Apparently this almost A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee got secretly hitched to his longtime boyfriend after all. Only thing is, he has not spoken about it to the press at all kind of. He referred to his husband as his "wife in an interview promoting his latest film, teasing the press again. Oh yeah, and they paid off the surrogate for their kid handsomely not to talk and basically go away. Jeremy Renner
X 12/25 **#2**
Which A-list reality star is trying to latch on to that foreign born A+ list singer after her previous attempt to become fake friends with that A++ list songstress failed miserably? Singer #1 is avoiding her at all costs and she should.
Reality star: Kim Kardashian
Singer #1: Rihanna
Singer #2: Beyoncé
LAWYER 12/26 **#1**
This former A list singer from back in the day who had a pretty good 2014 with a different type project was hammered the other night when she kept trying to make passes and hit on this current A+ list female singer who never got offended and was really gracious despite the drunken moves placed on her.
Former A list singer: Cyndi Lauper (Broadways "Kinky Boots")
A+ list female singer:
LAWYER 12/26 **#2**
This former A list tweener who doesnt act any longer but has kept A+ list name recognition and is A++ list at making money did something that she does not normally do. She visited her married lover in his city so he could also see his kids. He says he is leaving his wife but so far it has not happened. Our former tweener spent most of the holiday in her hotel room waiting for him to call. Ashley Olsen
LAWYER 12/26 **#3**
Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman. This B+ list celebrity gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery. He thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and this turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and phone call battle. She did much better on the gift giving. Nick Young/Iggy Azalea (but it looks like she ended up using it after all) (she got him restored 1962 Chevy Impala)
LAWYER 12/26 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is married to an actress has a new kink which involves him getting waxed every single day, and sometimes multiple times a day. There is a Russian guy he is crazy about who he has been seeing seven days a week for a month now. John Travolta
LAWYER 12/26 **#5**
This B+ list actress/reality star/comedienne has no idea that her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend has been cheating on her the past four days. She thinks he is on a ski trip with his kid(s). Sarah Silverman/Michael Sheen
LAWYER 12/26 **#6**
The end of the year also means that this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who loves to cheat will be getting her annual payment from the actor who hates to use condoms. He pays her almost $250K a year as part of their deal for her to stay quiet about things she knows about him. Sienna Miller/Jude Law
LAWYER 12/26 **#7**
KINDNESS: This A+ list singer had another great year and ended it on a kindness which is really nice. She gave each of her employees a Christmas bonus which matched their entire annual salary. Taylor Swift
LAWYER 12/26 **#8**
This B list actor and singer and recent Academy Award nominee/winner had sex with two women this month who both told me that he wore a Santa Claus hat during sex and kept referring to himself as Santa. I wonder if any other women had the same experience with him this month. Jared Leto
LAWYER 12/26 **#9**
This foreign born A list model who is about to start acting was so hammered at church Christmas Eve that she puked all over the front lawn and used a nativity scene to hide. Cara Delevingne (visiting Selena Gomezs family in Texas)
LAWYER 12/26 **#10**
This A list talk show host/part-time reality star had a doctor make an emergency visit to her home after she passed out. Three days without eating this time. Giuliana Rancic
LAWYER 12/27 **#1**
This former A list franchise actor who rarely acts any longer despite his monster success is married. He also moved out to LA someone who has kept his past indiscretions quiet and she is someone he sees very regularly for sex and all that information she has about everything that was going to be public stays very quiet because of his ongoing payments.
LAWYER 12/27 **#2**
With the help of this very large gossip company an attempted suicide by this B list reality star in this A list reality family was kept quiet for the past two months. Rob Kardashian and TMZ
LAWYER 12/27 **#3**
It was supposed to be date night on Christmas Eve for these two married not to each other co-stars on that huge network hit. He has people following him though trying to get dirt paid for by his wife so he went to a show all by himself and had an empty seat next to him. He spent the entire show though texting and several people around him kept telling him to stop. Tony Goldwyn/Kerry Washington ("Scandal") "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time"
LAWYER 12/27 **#4**
This permanent A list foreign born model with the temper who is now a reality star hooked up with a married former A+ list athlete who she hooks up with every couple of years when she wants to really live on a dangerous edge. She always torments his wife for days afterwards that she is going to steal him from her. She is not a nice person. Naomi Campbell/Mike Tyson
LAWYER 12/27 **#5**
Apparently this Pretty Little Liars actress has only ever had sex with one guy despite her number of boyfriends and apparently she freaks out whenever a guy wants to have sex with her which may be why she has had several boyfriends. Lucy Hale
LAWYER 12/27 **#6**
This former B+list mostly movie actress turned joke of an actress is not only a home wrecker (with the help of her boyfriend) but apparently also has told the children of the father that she is their mother now and should call her mum. Lindsay Lohan/PROBABLY: Domingo Zapata
LAWYER 12/27 **#7**
This reality star turned red carpet host spent her holiday with her family who had a mini-intervention for her. They want her to get help but are willing to watch her closely until award season is over. Kelly Osbourne
LAWYER 12/27 **#8**
KINDNESS: This singer is A list. Usually is A+ and probably will be again next month. Although she made a lot of money last year, her giving was still pretty huge. She gave $2M to four different missions ($500K each) who provide health services to people in Central American countries. Apparently she did the same thing last year helping organizations in Africa. Katy Perry
LAWYER 12/27 **#9**
This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made way more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped in her sobriety in a big way. Really big way. Drank non-stop on her recent flight and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a store a day later. Kesha
LAWYER 12/28 **#1**
This A- list reality star who is the youngest member of the A list reality family made a sex tape two days ago. Yes, she is still underage but she doesnt care. The interesting thing is it was a different guy than her boyfriend who made it to her although she did it and sent it to the boyfriend to make him jealous, Someone needs to go to jail here. Kylie Jenner (Tyga)/PROBABLY: Shamari Maurice
LAWYER 12/28 **#2**
This former A list talk show host who is waiting for her new gig is spending the holidays with a man who left his wife and family to be a star fucker. Chelsea Handler
LAWYER 12/28 **#3**
This probable one hit wonder with one of the most memorable songs of 2014 says that she got a key to the hotel room of this former A list tweener who is having a decent year and was waiting in his bed naked and he said that he prefers men to women but did hang out with her all night. Just never made any kind of move. Meghan Trainor/Nick Jonas
LAWYER 12/28 **#4**
This B- list celebrity sibling of a former A+ list celebrity/reality star finally got officially dumped by her boyfriend. She has been trying to pretend they are still together but he has a college student he is into now and our celebrity is having to start over after five years. Nicky Hilton/James Rothschild
LAWYER 12/28 **#5**
This permanent A+ list diva woke up on Christmas about the time her kids were going to sleep. The drinking and pill popping will do that. Mariah Carey
LAWYER 12/28 **#6**
This married couple were A list reality stars before their crash and burn. Apparently they have not had sex in two years. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
LAWYER 12/28 **#7**
This former B+ list mostly television actor who was on a hit network show for a long time with his best friend is married. He hooked up with a woman two weeks ago while wearing a Santa costume. Donald Faison/CaCee Cobb (Zach Braff)
LAWYER 12/28 **#8**
This reality family owns a clothing line. They had about $500K worth of returns last quarter. They could have donated the clothes but they got a bigger tax break by having them all destroyed, so decided to not help people other than themselves. The Kardashians
LAWYER 12/28 **#9**
Yes that was a foreign born A list mostly movie actor who everyone knows and who has not been acting much lately at a sex club out of his home country trying out a flogger on a woman tied to a pole. Not really in the character of his holiday hit movie. Hugh Grant "Love Actually"
LAWYER 12/29 **#1**
KINDNESS: This foreign born singer with the magical voice and a very good 2014 made sure that each of his tour stops this year that sick kids in the hospital also had a better year. He spends time at a childrens hospital in every city he plays. Sam Smith; Ed Sheeran
LAWYER 12/29 **#2**
KINDNESS: This B- list foreign born actor does a mix of television and movies and also other things. He is extremely versatile although his Golden Globe nomination/win did come from television. He has also been very upfront about his mental illness and makes it a point to respond by phone and e-mail to any person who writes him and is having their own issues with mental illness. The guy spends a ton of time helping others. Hugh Laurie
LAWYER 12/29 **#3**
This actress is A list. She is married. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She also wanted a part very badly and was not being considered for it so she did the casting couch routine. Her husband has no idea. Nicole Kidman ("Genius")/Keith Urban
LAWYER 12/29 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is married with kid(s) to an actress. He has been hooking up with another actress he met on set and his wife finally found out about it right before Christmas because the other actress is pregnant. She always finds the guys who cheat on her and treat her like crap. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz
LAWYER 12/29 **#5**
This B+ list reality star says he has had sex with the sister of his significant other more than he has had sex with his significant other in the past year. Classy family. Scott Disick/Khloé Kardashian
LAWYER 12/29 **#6**
This normally very non-partying A+ list mostly movie actor has been going at it hard for the past month on the set of his new movie. For the first time anyone can remember they saw him using coke. Maybe that new life experience is weighing on him. Ryan Gosling ("The Nice Guys")/fatherhood
LAWYER 12/29 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actress has been married for under a year but I dont think they will make it to a year. He had some serious skeletons in his closet and she is discovering them all. Scarlett Johansson (Romain Dauriac)
LAWYER 12/29 **#8**
The best PR job this year or at least in the top 10 was how this B+ list mostly movie actress kept it hidden that her new baby was the result of an affair her husband had with another woman. Laura Linney/Marc Schauer
LAWYER 12/29 **#9**
This A list mogul/reality star had sex with one of his celebrity employees and made his girlfriend watch. Simon Cowell (Lauren Silverman)/PROBABLY Tulisa Contostavlos
LAWYER 12/29 **#10**
This married man makes his former almost A list mostly movie actress turned reality star take a drug test every other day. Smart move. Plus it is her highest paying gig in the past few years. Lindsay Lohan/(PROBABLY) Domingo Zapata
LAWYER 12/29 **#11**
This B- list mostly television actress is on a hit network show after being on a hit pay cable show. She trusts her actor boyfriend so little that she goes with him to the set when he is working even if she is not. Ginnifer Goodwin/Josh Dallas "Big Love" and "Once Upon a Time"
GOSSIP 12/29 **#1**
If you thought that it was odd that these famous girls are hanging out together, wait until you hear why! They did not whisk One Girl away on vacation because they want to be her friend. Oh no. Its all part of a devious plot to help their Real Friend land One Girls ex! While they keep One Girl busy and encourage her to stay away from her ex, their Real Friend is solidifying her relationship with him! Does One Girl know that her new besties are actually her frenemies? Not yet!
One girl: Selena Gomez (in Dubai)
Her frnemies: Kendall Jenner Gigi Hadid
Their friend: Hailey Baldwin
Ex: Justin Bieber
GOSSIP 12/29 **#2**
This actor recently filed for divorce after many years of marriage. However, just because he and his wife managed to keep his relationship off the front page for many years doesnt mean that the split is a friendly one! Its not. For some reason, she just did not find his infidelity to be the least bit funny! She is mad and she wants EVERYTHING! House, kids, cash, generous alimony and child support. Shell get it, too. His desire to keep a clean public image means that he will pay whatever it takes just to keep her quiet and to pretend that this was all a mutual and friendly decision. This one will be quick, but it doesnt mean his personal life will stay off the front page. Because the sooner he settles the faster he can appear in public with his new piece! Chris Rock
GOSSIP 12/29 **#3**
Despite years of a solid income from television-based projects, this couple squandered their fortune by trying to live a lifestyle they could not afford. So how could they afford a recent posh vacation to one of the most expensive resort communities in the world? They couldnt! Thats why you wont see any photos of this reality couple actually doing anything except walking around. They simply purchased some discounted coach plane tickets, stayed with a relative who lives nearby, and notified the paparazzi when they would be walking around. Total cost to convince you that they are still rich and famous (and to drum up interest in a new reality project)? Less than $900. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
GOSSIP 12/29 **#4**
Have you ever noticed the way that the significant relationships of these siblings are spun? They are perpetually the objects of desire and the victims of cruel heartbreak. They never pursue anyone. The other person is always chasing them, begging them to be exclusive, pushing them to get married. They are never at fault when the relationship doesnt work. The other person is always the damaged/cheating/controlling/bad person. They always pretend that they tried their best to make things work, but that bad other person always fails them and disappoints them and breaks their heart. You can find examples in every one of their past and current relationships. In fact, youll see this same spin happening during the next breakup. Of course its all BS. They are just as damaged and cheating and controlling and awful as their significant others. In some cases, even more so. However, they have a strong marketing team and the stories are spun from their perspective to make them seem innocent and worthy of your sympathy. Its the classic good guys/bad guys scenario. And if you are still watching, they believe its because you see them as the good guys!
thanks Raoul Duke
*Khloe and Lamar have been in the headlines wanting a divorce. He is painted a crackhead/cheater who broke her heart.
*Khloe and French Montana because she was lonely after her split from Lamar.
*Kourtney and Scott are always breaking up because he is an alcoholic partier who cares more about clubbing than the family breaking her heart.
*Kim and Kris Humphries, he was painted as an insensitive asshole.
*Kim and Kanye, because he is constantly in Paris and not involved so much in the K clan.
*Rob and Rita Ora, because she cheated on him breaking his heart.
*Rob and Adrienne Bailon because he gained so much weight.
*Kris and Bruce, because she is transgendering and dated her best friend.
DIRTY LAUNDRY 12/29
Here are our Soap Opera Blind Items for January 2015:
1. Birds of a feather flock together. General Hospital execs are currently courting another The Young and the Restless actor who is interested in leaving Genoa city and joining the folks in Port Charles. This controversial Y&R male soap star is looking to get back in the daytime game and joining another network, and no its not Michael Muhney. This actor has stirred up quite a bit of drama on social media lately, and its making him a tough sell for his agent.
2. One soap will kick off 2015 with another major "whodunnit" murder mystery, and fans will be actually thanking the murderer for helping the unpopular character exit.
3. The Bold and the Beautiful will kick off the new year with another pregnancy, unfortunately no one is sending the new mother-to-be any well wishes.
4. One General Hospital leading lady wants out like yesterday. The writers are scrambling to figure out if they should recast the role or just put the character out of her misery. This soap divas major fanbase has gone to her head and she has some crazy stipulations for writers regarding her 2015 return. Look for her to be basically dictating her entire storyline and which co-stars she will or wont have a love interest in.
LAWYER 12/30 **#1**
This married Academy Award winning actress left her husband at home this week to have a fling with one of her former co-stars who is about three decades younger than her. Meryl Streep/Justin Henry (son in "Kramer vs. Kramer")
LAWYER 12/30 **#2**
THE BET - OLD HOLLYWOOD: Johnny Grant knew everyone in Hollywood and he told me a lot of stories over the years. Some I promised never to tell and some he told me I could write about immediately. This one he wanted to wait until all the participants were dead, but since there is kind of an Old Hollywood theme today, I thought I might as well share it. It is not technically Old Hollywood since some of the participants are still alive but it shows you that debauchery and rude behavior were as common four decades ago as they are today. There was a bet between several producers back in the day involving this actress who almost still enjoys A+ list name recognition despite a career that has been sporadic to say the least. At one point in time the entire world knew her name. Her career started with a bet. Several producers had meetings with the actress who still looks amazing despite her age. She has been on and off with a current B- list mostly movie actor who has two great television roles, one of which also was in the movies. The producers all wanted to work with the actress and all claimed to have the perfect script for her. One night at a poker party, the group attempted to hash out who would get her first for a movie. They all agreed that whoever could sleep with her first would win the bet but they wanted proof. This was back in the day before camcorders but the group decided that photos just wouldnt do. It had to be sex and it had to be on film. The actress is probably still living off the gifts and cash that were offered by the producers. There was a point where some of the producers would end up losing money because they spent so much on her. The producer/director that won though did end up having a blockbuster with her and actually won the bet in about a month. The screening of the film of her having sex was the hottest invitation in town and multiple A+ list actors were on hand to not only see the actress in the movie but also hoping they too would land a role opposite her in her acting debut. As it turns out it went to an actor who was not even there but who was in an Academy Award winning film and had a run of about a decade as an A list mostly movie actor.
Actress: Bo Derek
Boyfriend: John Corbett ("Northern Exposure" and "Sex and the City")
Producer/Director: Blake Edwards
A list actor: Dudley Moore
X 12/30 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: There was a time, during the height of her career, that this A++ list singer/actress was almost cured of her addiction to speed. On the advice of her then (married) lover, a future Oscar winning director/writer, she underwent several psychoanalysis sessions at the Menninger Clinic. The shrink diagnosed her as being manic depressive and suggested that she temporarily retire and go off her current regimen of uppers and downers. Well, she went cold turkey with the pills (and it worked) but as for retiring, her stage mother from hell put a stop to that. The mother, one of the worst of all time, called up her shrink and screamed over the phone "NOTHING IS WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER!!" (needless to say, the strained relationship between mother and daughter was further strained to the point of nonexistence). Mommy dearest also called up the head of the movie studio and the head demanded that the star go back to work because of time, money, blah blah blah. All attempts to get her off the pills failed due to her mothers sabotage and she took the next train back to Hollywood. Needless to say, the film she was set to start work on was one she didnt want to do at all but it turned out to be one of her best. As for her then lover, they broke up soon afterwards and he always regretted the fact that he didnt stop her mother sabotaging her daughters sobriety.
Actress: Judy Garland
Mother: Ethel Gumm
Married lover: Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Movie: "Meet Me In St. Louis"
Studio head: Louis B. Mayer
Menninger Clinic [skip to 32:00]
X 12/30 **#2**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Before she was famous, this future A++ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee was hoofing it up on Broadway in the chorus line of a second rate revue. She was also making ends meet by prostituting herself to shady men who lived near the apartment she was renting out. Her pimp was psychically and mentally abusive towards her and one night she had enough. She was determined to get rid of him for good, so she ran him over with her car killing him. The landlady called the police and our future star spent the night in jail, but was eventually released after she told the cops that he was drunk and she had no other choice but to run him over (phew!) Fast forward a year and she has a new alias and shes under contract to the studio she would call home for a few decades. Magically, her arrest record disappeared after some money exchanged hands. Joan Crawford (Lucy LeSueur)
X 12/30 **#3**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What A-list blonde actress not named Marilyn was three years older than she said she was, making her almost 30 years old at the time of her early death? Jean Harlow
X 12/30 **#4**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Which A++ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee, back when she was an almost A-list teen star, hated being chaperoned by studio PR people everywhere she went, so one night she let them have the night off and went to a gay club with her two best friends, both gay and both actors? When a photographer snapped the three of them laughing their asses off at the drag queens performing, the studio immediately killed the photo, fearing it would ruin the careers of all three involved. Elizabeth Taylor/Montgomery Clift/Roddy McDowall
X 12/30 **#5**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Which B-list tough guy, who was almost A-list for a short period, was born and raised into a Jewish family, but when he got to Hollywood he was told by several [Jewish] studio heads to hide his faith from the public, because they George Raft
X 12/30 **#6**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee never slept with his frequent leading lady in the early 1940s (as is frequently reported), because he knew his wife would raise hell and immediately call every gossip columnist in town? After his wifes sudden death, the leading lady swooped in to try to comfort him in more ways than one, but with no success. They still remained great friends until the actors death. Clark Gable/Lana Turner/Carole Lombard
X 12/30 **#7**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What future politicos wife, when she was still an aspiring starlet, met her future husband when he was still very much married to his actress wife? The actress wife filed for divorce after she came home and walked in on her husband and the starlet doing the horizontal mambo in their bed. Ronald Reagan/Jane Wyman/Nancy Davis
X 12/30 **#8**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What foreign born A/B-list actress best known for her off-screen liaisons, volcanic temper and her mysterious death, appeared in several stag films before she was famous, some of them being girl-on-girl? Lupe Velez ("Frasier" and the Story of Lupe Velez)
X 12/30 **#9**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What A++ actor/singer and Oscar winner/nominee had the image of the all-American family man, but he had a little secret that he kept from the public. He grew weed in his backyard and was pretty good at rolling a joint. Bing Crosby
X 12/30 **#10**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: What Hollywood power couple both on and off-screen never officially confirmed their marriage, but there was that one time about a few years into their relationship that they both went to Mexico so he could get a quickie divorce from his wife [a devout Catholic like him] and they could get hitched? The female half of the couple never met his ex-wife until after the man died and eventually became good friends with both his kids. Spencer Tracy/Katharine Hepburn
GOSSIP 12/30 **#1**
This marriage was a bad idea from the beginning. And yes, it was fraud! The goal was to quiet the gay rumors and to present the actor as a straight, masculine action hero. While there have been plenty of beardy relationships in Hollywood, this one was one of the worst match ups weve ever seen! The girl was simply much too young, uneducated, unsophisticated, and unpredictable to partner with him successfully on this scheme. It was all too much: the secret baby and the secret marriage and the pretense that it was all a secret because he is such a "private person." Its no surprise that the stunt wife and stunt baby are now blowing up in his face. It is going to cost him a HUGE amount of money to get her to back off of the fraud claim and to end this marriage quietly. The one person who is happy to see this fake marriage end? His boyfriend with whom he has actually been living the entire time! Jeremy Renner
GOSSIP 12/30 **#2**
Sure, they went on a family vacation. However, it doesnt mean that Mom and Dad are actually together! We hear that during this vacation, the kids were in a suite with Mom, while Dad stayed in a separate room down the hall. The relationship between these two actors is a strange one, to say the least. Theyve now been separated for well over a year, but neither has filed for divorce. In private, they act like they cant stand each other. They have almost no interaction except when its about the kids or when one wants to yell at the other about something. In public, though, they act like they have reconciled and are together. They look like a happy, intact family, complete with smiling photos. Yes, they are actors, but its still strange. Despite appearances, they are definitely NOT together. They live in separate houses. Dad has a girlfriend (who may have stayed home this trip as she was not seen). We dont know about Mom. Why are they stalling on the filing? Is it really taking a couple of years to split up the estate? Catherine Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas
LAWYER 12/31 **#1**
This just about permanent A list musician who many of you would say already deserves that honor is back on heroin and nearly killed himself overdosing on it while with his kids. Slash
LAWYER 12/31 **#2**
This former A list singer turned music icon is acting as a sober companion to this former A list singer who got her fame through her former husband. I feel for the icon because she got yelled at in public the other day and called some horrible names when she kept her charge away from the booze at an event.
LAWYER 12/31 **#3**
It must be pretty tough to be attached to someone forever when you blame them for your own bad reviews. Well, that is what this A+ list mostly movie actor thinks when it comes to his debut part-time gig. Ryan Gosling (attached to Eva Mendes through their child)/directing "Lost River" which she starred in and went straight to video
LAWYER 12/31 **#4**
This recently demoted east coast (not ATL) Housewife was doing her best to pick up guys half her age this past week while on vacation. She struck out until gave one some cash to be with her during the rest of her visit. Ramona Singer ("Real Housewives of New York City") in Miami
LAWYER 12/31 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner recently got busted having sex on a pyramid and had to pay a huge bribe to stay out of jail. Matthew McConaughey
LAWYER 12/31 **#6**
No more Teen Mom blinds until the New Year. I promise. I usually only write about 3 or 4 of them anyway so think of it as entry level blind item guessing. This one is the drug addict. No, not the pill popper who cheats, the other one. Yeah, her. Apparently she is doing some kind of drug that is making her paranoid. She literally thinks everyone is out to get her and if you thought she could be dramatic and a pain before, then this drug is ten times worse. Jennelle Evans
LAWYER 12/31 **#7**
This B+ list talk show host/reality star who really wants to be a skinny Ryan Seacrest brought 30 bikinis on her vacation. When her PR person saw how our B+ lister looked in the bikinis though, a person was dispatched to put the B+ lister in a one piece. Skin and jutting bones. Guiliana Rancic (photo)
LAWYER 12/31 **#8**
This C list wannabe actor of a permanent A list celebrity got into an argument with his new bride at the store this week when he was talking about fashion with the sales person. When his celebrity wife tried to speak up, he told her she knew nothing about fashion and should stay quiet. Evan Ross (Diana Ross)/Ashlee Simpson
LAWYER 12/31 **#9**
To save all of her sponsorship deals, this B list celebrity/athlete spent most of the money she has in her bank accounts to buy off some people who would have cost her most of her future income. Hope Solo (altercation with her sister and 17-year-old nephew)
Her husband had heard for years that his television star wife was cheating on him. So what caused him to finally pull the trigger on the divorce? We have EXCLUSIVELY learned that he found PROOF that she was cheating! Were not talking about a few emails and text messages. Were talking about HUNDREDS of photos and videos that he found on her computer of her with dozens of different men. This was absolutely devastating for him, and the couple separated soon after that. But theres a much bigger story behind this. The REAL problem is that our celebrity did not take and does not own many of those photos and videos. They were taken by different men who still have the originals in their possession! Her team has literally spent months trying to track down every man (some famous, some not) who may possess those images. Given her history, its a big job. Now, the male celebrities and their lawyers understand how this game is played, and she has been able to settle with them. They generally dont want the negative publicity that would come with having been the cause of the breakup of her marriage (although some of them have been running their mouths about having been with her and having photos and videos of her). However, there are several non-famous guys (we know of at least one in Los Angeles and two in Las Vegas) who have been holding out for months. The photos and videos were taken by these men on their equipment and with her consent. They OWN the materials. While they can not make money by publishing the materials without her consent, she needs to pay them off or those photos and videos just might leak. By the way, these arent just some saucy nude shots were talking about. This is full-on PORN. All those hacked photos of other celebrities from earlier this year absolutely pale in comparison to this treasure trove of material of photos and videos. Yes, weve seen some of the images, and we even tested them to see if they had been manipulated. According to our tests, they had not been edited. No, were not going to publish them. But while those images appear to be real, we were also recently sent some fake photos of her. We are not sure if they are just some guys idea of a fantasy, or if they are purposeful false flags being planted by her team to discredit the real images that may pop up. So, if you do see some images surface, know in advance that some may be real, but some may be fake, too. In any case, her team has a HUGE job in front of them. How do you shut up dozens of men and shut down hundreds of photos and videos that make your wholesome client look like a porn star? What a mess. Giada De Laurentiis
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