NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#1**
They didn't hold hands or makeout for anyone, but it was pretty obvious this
closeted barely A list mostly movie actor was showing off his boyfriend when
they made an appearance together at an event outside the country.
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor decided to sleep one off at a Pottery Barn
this week. Our actor walked over to a couch and passed out there for almost
two hours. The staff let him be and when he woke up he didn't say anything
but just walked out of the store.
Ben
Affleck
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#3**
This barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy
Award winner recently shot a spread for a magazine. Her people made it very
clear that our actress would leave if anyone smoked near her or even if they
smelled like smoke. Our actress then spent the entire time in between photos
chain smoking. She went through two packs in about three hours.
Nicole
Kidman
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#4**
This former A+ list performer (singer) who is now mostly a Vegas and casino
fixture is married. Loves declaring what a family man he is. Well, our singer
must really want this performer from Thunder Down Under to be in his family
because the two men are practically living together and are fixtures at each
others shows. Rod Stewart; Donny Osmond
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly television actor who still enjoys A list name
recognition despite his failed television shows and movies since his long
running hit, is cheating. He has a girlfriend of two months but a chance
encounter with an ex who is a foreign born B list celebrity/actress/model
led to a series of hookups and his new girlfriend doesn't have a clue.
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was smoking pot and canoodling with a woman
under a Malibu beach house the other day who is most definitely not his movie
actress significant other.
Brad
Pitt (Angelina Jolie)
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#7**
According to an escort hired to be part of a threesome this week, this skinny
former B+ list mostly movie actress was far more interested in doing line
after line of coke than anything sexual.
Tara
Reid
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actress recently tried and failed at the whole
television series thing. Now, she is back in regular movies and is giving
the makeup people a lot of work to do every morning. Apparently our actress
has been cutting herself again. Surprising because I thought everything was
much better in her life now. Christina Ricci
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#9**
Kindness: This former A list mostly movie actress has had a turbulent ride
through Hollywood and is not even that old, but it feels as if she has been
around forever. Her A list name recognition is the only thing that is keeping
her in the B range. Her history and personal life have kind of hindered her
ability to get parts. Despite all of that, she is practically bankrupting
herself because of all the money she gives to two or three different charities
and spends almost a thousand hours a year volunteering at them too.
Winona
Ryder
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#10**
In the not too distant past this television actor was A list. It can be argued
that he was A+. Not a great actor, but his show was a huge hit. Because of
the show he landed a couple of easy big movie paychecks for movies that sucked.
Money was rolling in for this actor. Millions of dollars a year. At the same
time all the money was coming in though he was gambling it all away. He didn't
worry though because there would always be another season or another movie
paycheck. He just kept gambling and losing and kept chasing that big score
at casinos. He was at casinos a lot. Part of his job was to go to casinos
so it gave him the perfect excuse to be there. Not that long ago his show
ended its run and so did the huge paychecks. He still gets checks but they
are much smaller. He has tried his hand at other shows but none of them stuck.
No one wants to give him a movie. He actually has to hustle to make a buck
now and needs to do it because those tens of millions of dollars are gone
and now he only owns his house and is very low on cash. He still hasn't stopped
gambling, but he just gambles with much smaller amounts. James Belushi;
Kevin James
11.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/01 **#1**
This Actor won multiple awards for his craft before his untimely passing.
However, his personal life was not as rewarding as his professional life.
His relationship with his Significant Other was bad. Really bad. Although
they lived very comfortably and wanted for nothing, she was constantly pressuring
him about money. She wanted to buy a lavish house that was twice what he
knew he could afford. "Im not Brad Pitt," he would tell her. "I cant
afford a $5 million house." The fighting got so bad that he took projects
and trips just to get away from her. The fact that he didnt bring her
along infuriated her even more. He was very generous with his time when it
came to working with charities. He would spend time quietly visiting sick
kids at a childrens hospital, feeding the homeless, or engaged in other
similarly compassionate acts. He wasnt into PR stunts so the press
never knew about most of this. He would also give the charities $10,000 or
$20,000 whenever possible. Of course, this was maddening to his S.O., who
thought that all of his time and money should be spent on her. Life at home
became so stressful that Our Actor jokingly referred to it as a "concentration
camp." His child/ren from a previous marriage refused to visit him at the
home because the atmosphere was so hostile and they couldnt take the
constant fighting. He took to sleeping at his office rather than going home,
and was purchasing a condo so that he would have some place to go when they
broke up. Yes, he was planning a permanent split with her. He passed before
that could happen. Unfortunately, the S.O. he was planning to boot now controls
much of his money. Fortunately, he did make sure that his child/ren will
want for nothing. James Gandolfini
12.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/01 **2**
This reality star is wearing a ring on her engagement finger. Is she engaged?
No. Although you might think of her as one of the more down-to-earth members
of her group, she is not. She acts like she is so happy when the people close
to her are in the headlines, but it actually eats away at her self-esteem
that its not her in the headlines. Yes, she is that insecure. Thats
why she goes to extremes to compete for attention. She thinks she deserves
more publicity. But for what? Is she doing anything or accomplishing anything?
No. But she has to get attention somehow! So she is the one who is spreading
rumors about herself to make you think that she is being considered for a
certain job (she isnt), or that she may be pregnant (she isnt),
or that she may be engaged (she isnt). Whatever. Her delusion is likely
fueled by all the substances shes putting in her mouth.
Reality Star: Khloé Kardashian
Certain job:
Replace "Chelsea Lately"
Pregnant
Engaged
13.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/01 **#3**
Here is the sad truth about a celeb who passed within the last year. He was
an alcoholic. He went to rehab in 2012 and was clean and sober. Then he started
dating someone who did not care about his sobriety. They partied together,
and he relapsed hard. He showed up for work on a new project before he passed.
It was obvious to those around him that he was seriously ill. His eyes were
yellow. He looked so bad that his panicked colleagues wanted to take him
to the hospital immediately. Not rehab, the hospital. His girlfriend blocked
them. "Hes fine!" she insisted. He did not fight her. His colleagues
didnt give up. They started contacting his family members, begging
them to intervene. Within a few days, they finally did get him to the hospital.
It was too late. He died of liver failure shortly thereafter. The cause of
his demise the one that was reported in the media was a lie.
14. MR. X
05/02**BLIND ITEMS PART 1**
1) Which former bffs turned supposed enemies, consisting of a former A-list
pop diva and an infamous blogger, are possibly back to being friends again?
They were seen hugging it out at an NYC lunch date a few weeks ago. Makes
you wonder if their "feud" was faked...
Lady
Gaga/Perez Hilton
2) Which former Disney tweener/boybander has been spotted at a gaggle of WeHo nightspots? Is he finally preparing to come out? Yes, his ultra-religious parents do know about his homosexuality. Joe Jonas
3) Which former A-list EGOT winner once stipulated to an author of a book that they not mention her father's bisexuality or else no interview at all? Liza Minnelli (Vincente Minnelli)
4) Which B/C-list businesswoman and sometime actress recently pulled a gun on a Scientology spy who was taking down her license plate number? Priscilla Presley
15. MR. X
05/02 **BLIND ITEMS PART 2**
5) Which bisexual (but leaning towards men) A-list actor currently doing
some non-movie work is worried about his name emerging in the Bryan Singer
scandal? Kevin Spacey Netflix "House of Cards"
6) What B-list former tweener laughed off reports that she's become a Scientologist? She told a friend that her mother would disown her if she ever joined the cult. Hilary Duff
7) Which A/B-list actor from a recently ended franchise is working with his people to plan on coming out of the closet after he was outed on a website? Be prepared for an epic fan meltdown once he does come out. Taylor Lautner "Twilight"
8) What foreign born disco diva created quite a scene at the TSA checkpoint at JFK Airport when she told the security guard she wasn't wearing panties or a bra? Grace Jones
9) Which former member of that '90s R&B group has privately told friends that she was kicked out after she refused to accept the sexual advances of their manager, who also happened to be the father of the group's main member? Latavia Roberson/"Destinys Child"
16. MR. X
05/02 **BLIND ITEMS PART 3**
10) What friends of that all-around trainwreck are fearing that she might
be headed towards another relapse after some really bad news this week?
Courtney
Love
11) What has been's friends are encouraging her to be the guest of honor at a Comedy Central Roast, thinking that laughter will really be the best medicine? Lindsay Lohan
12) What B-list rockstar spawn sent a package containing dog crap to that
B/C-list mostly TV actress currently on a network sitcom after her daughter
overheard her calling the spawn's deceased father and ex-husband junkies
and drug zombies?
Rockstar spawn: Lisa Marie Presley
B/C actress:
Network Sitcom:
Daughter: Riley Keough
Spawns deceased father: Elvis Presley
Spawns ex-husband: Michael Jackson
13) Which eccentric R&B songstress said she didn't know about the atrocities committed by that African dictator she performed for a few weeks ago? surrre... Erykah Badu
14) Despite all that shopping, there is buzz that this hip hop couple might skip the Met Gala. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#1**
Kindness: This A- list mostly television comic actress and infrequent big
show host gave up her first class seat on an LA to NYC flight and sat back
in coach so a woman with a lap child could enjoy the extra room. Our actress
chatted in the back and took photos and even bought food for people.
Amy
Poehler
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly television actor had a very long running hit show
and since then doesn't really act any longer, but still has A list name
recognition and has done good work in other areas of movies and television.
He is also still a recent newlywed but it hasn't stopped him from cheating
with a production assistant on his latest movie. Kelsey Grammer
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#3**
This former A list mostly television actor comes from an acting family. Our
former actor though is unlike many of his acting brethren. Our actor does
everything possible to avoid being noticed or recognized in public to the
point he would prefer to stay inside and let his family or assistants run
all errands. Our actor also prefers being behind the camera now.
Fred
Savage
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#4**
This former B+ list former mostly movie actor who has worked since his teen
years and made the switch to television when the movies dried up. He is having
a lot of success on television and has a fairly new hit show. He also has
a significant other. When he recently hooked up with an actress who was guest
starring on his show she says that during sex the actor wouldn't stop talking
about himself and how lucky she was to be part of his career and his sex
life and would not stop talking. It was so strange she felt like there must
have been a camera recording it. James Spader "The Blacklist"
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#5**
This married A list entertainer (singer) got busted last year for shoplifting
while in London but hushed it all up. It was only about $50 worth of stuff
and she is worth millions. Apparently she does this frequently. Lily
Allen
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#6**
This barely B list mostly anything she can get actress did have a huge role
on a huge hit television show but just stumbles from one minor movie role
to the next. Anyway, our very attractive slightly aging actress was filming
a commercial and wanted a camera moved to a different position and when the
director said no, our actress stood there with her arms crossed and a pout
on her lips for fifteen minutes until the director agreed to move it. Our
actress then smiled and jumped up and down like a 10 year old.
Jane
Krakowski "30 Rock" "Tropicana Trop50"
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#7**
These are some of my favorite blinds because, not only do I give you half
of the puzzle, it also can bring a mental image to my mind that can provide
a lot of laughs. Or groans.
#1 - Tawny Kitean and this former A+ list mostly television actor who has not translated his television success to movies or really any other network shows but has a great little side project going on right now. Jerry Seinfeld "Comedians in Cars"
#2- Gwyneth Paltrow and the same guy from #1. Jerry Seinfeld
#3- Courteney Cox and this former A list musician because of a band he was in. Not Adam Duritz. Not Bruce Springsteen. Richie Sambora
#4- Susan Sarandon and this Academy Award winner/nominee hooked up when they were co-stars. Jack Nicholson "The Witches of Eastwick"
#5 - Chris Noth and this former A list mostly movie actress who still has A list name recognition and has a great imagined hometown line. Winona Ryder "Mr. Deeds" (The town she makes up is Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa)
24.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/02
Sometimes actors have to leave projects because of scheduling conflicts.
And sometimes they just say that they are leaving a project because of scheduling
conflicts. Such is the case with this beautiful actress who is very famous
because of one role she did more than twenty years ago. She was just replaced
by another actress in a film that had already started shooting. The reason
given? "Unforeseen scheduling conflict." Really? She signed a contract, flew
to the location, checked into her hotel, showed up on set to work
and
then suddenly remembered she needed to be somewhere else? Naw. Not even close!
She was totally fired. Basically, the story is that she showed up on set
completely fucked up on whatever substance she is putting in her body nowadays.
She couldnt remember her lines and was acting erratically. She was
fired and replaced by an actress who currently stars in a TV series.
Actress:
Sharon Stone
Film: "American Ultra"
Replacement Actress: Connie Britton
TV Series: "Nashville"
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actress went braless for her daily pap shot but
decided after seeing the photos they showed way more than she intended so
went and bought a bra and then had the pap take more photos.
Reese
Witherspoon
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#2**
This former A list reality star from a former A list reality show that aired
on a one letter cable network is getting divorced but is trying to land a
tabloid cover that shows her to be a victim in the marriage before she announces
it. Nicole
Richie
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#1**
This married A list talk show host was at the White House Correspondent's
Dinner last night but he spent the entire day in a hotel room with his mistress.
He made his wife stay back home.
Matt
Lauer
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#2**
The real story of the band that just announced a bunch of shows being canceled
because of illness is that the second biggest member of the group is a strung
out mess who needs rehab. The band just can't decide whether to wait him
out or hire someone to replace him for a while like they did the other night
at that big gig that shouldn't be.
"30
Seconds To Mars" Jared Letos brother Shannon
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show almost at
its end as a series thinks she is A+ list. She had her people try and get
Chanel to dress her for the Emmy Awards in a few months but Lagerfeld doesn't
like her look at all. Her people haven't been able to figure out a way to
tell her. I will tell her for you when I reveal it.
Lea
Michele "Glee"
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#4**
Why yes, that was this former A list celebrity doing line after line of coke
Friday night in Kentucky until about two hours before her call time. Why
yes, an entire bottle of Visene was used on her eyes.
Tara Lipinski
"Fashion Commentator at Kentucky Derby"
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#5**
This former B list reality star from several reality shows before moving
into other projects and then back to television now thinks she would be a
great actress. She is pitching a script based on her life and she wants to
star in it. There have not been any takers so she wants her boyfriend to
finance it.
Bethenny
Frankel
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#6**
This A list mostly television actor who is amazingly cool and funny and has
a huge franchise spent several hours this week getting a little lipo on his
moobs.
Actor: Nathan Fillion
TV: "Castle"
Franchise: "Halo" video games and the voice of "Green Lantern"
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04 **#7**
This Academy Award winning actor who has done practically nothing since he
won except be a pain was hitting on underage women at a bar even after they
told him they used fake id's to get inside and were 16 and 17 respectively.
He kept wanting to buy them drinks and take them home.
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#1**
This seemingly goody goody B- list mostly television actress from a hit cable
show that has seen other co-stars in this space before is now here too because
of her little coke problem. A coke problem brought about because of her boyfriend
who has always been a big user. Apparently she is trying to fit in with him
and his friends and started using, and can't stop.
Shay Mitchell
"Pretty Little Liars"/Ryan Silverstein
(Drakes
best friend)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#2**
This former star NFL quarterback, who may or may not have a job and team
this season despite being a huge name as recently as two years ago was spotted
at a very high profile event this weekend and was crazy drunk. So drunk that
he kept asking women to show him their breasts and kept grabbing women to
tell them who he was and how they should hook up with him.
Mark
Sanchez "Kentucky Derby"
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#3**
This married A- list performer (singer) is usually on the receiving end of
cheating rumors. Over the weekend though, it was she who was doing the making
out with a member of her band.
Miranda
Lambert "Kentucky Derby"
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor with some sobriety issues was eating dinner
at a hotel and also got a room where he escape to several times during the
meal. Strange.
Zac
Efron
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#5**
The marriage of this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee is in trouble because of her husband's drug use. People
warned her before she married that this was likely.
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#6**
This B- list actress who was last seen on a very hit almost television show
was shaking so bad while at an event where she was featured that the organizers
called paramedics just to have them on standby.
Taryn
Manning "Orange Is the New Black"/25th annual GLAAD Media
Awards'
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#7**
Despite becoming a huge fashion mogul, this former A list performer
(singer)/reality star was not invited to the Met Gala this year because Anna
Wintour thinks the fashion brand and the normal style of our A lister is
beneath the Gala. I disagree.
Jessica
Simpson
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#8**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor still was arguably the greatest at
one role which has seen many actors. He has a significant other but for the
past two weeks has been spotted emerging from the home of this A list mostly
movie actress after her kids go to school.
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#9**
This B+ list celebrity, is an actress of sorts. She says that her career
has nosedived since hooking up with this A+ list mostly movie actor because
he kept telling all of his friends about what they did and that now she gets
calls from them asking for the same thing and lots of places where she used
to work no longer want to book her.
Dita
Von Teese/Russell Crowe
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#10**
This actress is probably B-. She should maybe be slightly lower based on
her body of work, but she has great name recognition which keeps her in that
B range. Our actress did not start off in show business as an actress, although
her fame certainly preceded her before she began acting. She was A list and
then started moving slowly down the ladder as she tried desperately to get
a part. She needed a big break. She knew she could make it as an actress,
but, because of her past, no one would give her a shot. Well, enter this,
at the time, A+ list mostly movie actor who had a thing for our actress.
Sure, he was married, but, that never really stopped him when he wanted to
be with someone. He controlled casting for the female lead in his new movie
and he sampled several actresses before he was informed that our actress
wanted the part. She agreed to sleep with him for the part, but because she
did have some power she told him that if he backed out, that she would expose
him to the world and she would not be bullied into accepting some smaller
role. It was the lead or nothing. Our actor agreed and our actress has had
quite the acting career since.
Vanessa
Williams/Arnold Schwarzenegger "Eraser"
(first
African-American woman crowned Miss America, but a scandal arose when Penthouse
magazine bought and published nude photographs of her, she relinquished her
crown)
43. RADAR
ONLINE 05/05
Sophie Monk Reveals She Saved Mystery Starlet In Near Drug Overdose At Hollywood
Daytime Bash. Australian stunner Sophie Monk says shes "saved two
celebrities" in calling an ambulance after drugs got the best of them. The
34-year-old singer-actress, speaking with Australias 2Day FM, recanted
[sic] the surreal life experience, herself an international star with access
to ultra-exclusive shindigs of unparalleled revelry. (She did not,
understandably, name the famous faces she saved.) "I was walking through
this party and they said, Meet this celebrity," the beauty recalled
to the Show and Tells Merrick Watts and Jules Lund. "All of a sudden
I was like, Shes had too much, and she starts convulsing
like crazy. All her best friends and everyone left the party. I mean, everyone,
within five minutes, left that party thinking they were going to get in trouble.
"They stripped her off naked, ran a shower, left her in it and left her in
the bathroom naked and everyone left." Monk was not one to run, even in dire
circumstances as such. "I said, Im not leaving," the London-born
beauty said. "I found a dressing gown in a closet, covered her, called the
ambulance and there was foam coming from her mouth. They had to strap her
down she would have died easy." As the saying goes, however, no good
deed goes unpunished a rule that, apparently, applies tenfold in
Tinseltown. "The next day, [the overdosed celebrity] goes, Who was
that bitch that called [the ambulance]? because she couldnt remember
anything," Monk said, adding that a previous incident occurred on a separate
occasion.
Celebrity
who ODd: Mischa Barton at Nicole Richies 2007 Memorial Day
BBQ
44.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/05 **#1**
We know that you dream about what it would be like to spend the night with
your favorite foreign-born boy bander! But in case that never happens,
were going to you exactly what you missed! Not much. Because despite
his reputation of having been with lots of women (some famous), this boy
bander is actually quite lame in the bedroom. You meet him at a club. Out
of all the girls in the room, he chooses you. You go back to his hotel suite
with him. He wants to watch you undress
but he doesnt want you
to see him naked. Hell ask you to turn around while he takes off his
pants and slips under the covers. Then you can turn around. He isnt
looking for romance. Hell tell you that hes not really into kissing,
so theres no making out. He doesnt have much to say to you, but
he does want you to talk dirty to him and tell him how hot he is. He is small.
Perhaps two inches soft, four inches hard. He is uncircumcised. He does wear
a condom. Its just straight sex. Missionary style. Nothing else. It
takes him less than five minutes to finish. Then he falls asleep. Niall
Horan "One Direction"; Max George "The Wanted"
45.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/05 **#2**
This young TV actress is seriously thinking about quitting her role on a
prime-time show. She is upset because a member of the cast or crew has been
acting inappropriately towards her. She went directly to the producer/s with
her complaint, but they have done absolutely nothing to oust the cast/crew
member from the set. She is normally quite relaxed and low-key on the set,
but these events are causing major anxiety for her. If the producer/s do
not get rid of the cast member within the next two weeks, she will announce
that she is leaving the show. Are you listening, Producer/s? Sadie Calvano
"Mom"; Britt Robertson "Under the Dome"
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#1**
Met Gala: There was no screaming or yelling because that just isn't allowed,
but this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress, who everyone loves, did
confront her B+ list mostly movie actor ex and his current celebrity girlfriend
and said out loud to both of them that he cheats. All the time. She also
called him some names and then walked away.
Rachel
McAdams/Michael Sheen/Sarah Silverman
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#2**
Met Gala: Which B+ list talk show hostess (who's had success in more than
one medium) turned down an invitation to the Met Gala saying that the guests
would scatter like roaches if she ever stepped foot into the place, due to
the dirt she's spilled on her show? She'd be pleasantly surprised that there
are a quite a few people on the Met Gala guest list who are dying to whisper
some gossip her way.
Wendy
Williams (plus Wendy said that there is no way shed pay $25,000 per
person to attend)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#3**
Met Gala: Well, they actually showed up to the Met Gala after all.... but
left right after they walked the red carpet. The guy was heard scolding the
woman about how she made him a pariah, after fellow celeb guests gave them
the cold shoulder.
Kanye
West/Kim Kardashian
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#4**
Which C-list model girlfriend/beard to that closet case of an A+ list actor
has been stepping out with that bisexual A-list model who was recently girlfriend
to a B-list mostly movie actress?
A+ list actor: Bradley Cooper
C- list model
girlfriend/beard: Suki Waterhouse
A-list model: Cara Delevingne
B- list actress: Michelle Rodriguez
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#5**
This B- list mostly movie actress has not filmed much of anything in the
past year, on television or in the movies. She could easily be a C lister
if her side project doesn't get moved to mainstream. One of her issues is
bad publicity. The other issue is that this minor player in a huge franchise
faces is her pill use which was evident this past week as she was spotted
popping pills and chasing it down with booze at a movie screening. Needs
rehab and a Kneepads cover to restart her once promising career.
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#6**
Kindness?: This foreign born B- list mostly movie actress had a big 2013.
Huge. Went from a nobody to a somebody and 2014 should be even bigger. She
was stopped by a fan on the street and posed for several photos and even
did a voice mail recording for them. Several other people then rushed up
and wanted photos with the actress. They admitted they had no idea who she
was, even when she told them her name. They just knew she must be famous
because of the first fan. Instead of being rude about it, our actress still
posed for lots of photos while she told them what recent big movie she starred
in.
Margot
Robbie "The Wolf Of Wall Street"
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#7**
This A list mostly television actor from a very hit network show is beloved
by many. He might not be so beloved when you realize he broke up the marriage
of his current girlfriend. The two met and she dumped her husband for the
actor who knew she was married.
Kiefer
Sutherland/Jason London's estranged wife Sofia Karstens
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#8**
This A+ list director/sometime actor spent the lunch hour in his trailer
yesterday with a stripper. Apparently he didn't say anything other than the
word dance when she came in and thanks when she left an hour later. He never
even touched her and had her dance several feet away from him. She thinks
he might have fallen asleep at some point.
Clint
Eastwood
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#9**
The former girlfriend of this permanent A list rock star who has had some
substance issues says that our rock star can only get aroused by looking
at very young porn. Not kiddie porn but he likes them in pigtails and braces
and looking young.
Steven
Tyler
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#10**
Although every person in first class knew who he was, this sometime A+ list
mostly movie actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee insisted that
everyone call him Frank. He would only respond to that and when someone would
ask him if he was________, he would get angry and say his name was Frank.
Crazy.
Nicolas
Cage
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#11**
One actor you won't be seeing contributing to GLAAD anytime soon is this
almost A+ list mostly movie actor. Reporters know not to ask any questions
about his stance on homosexuality because he won't answer the question and
will walk out of the interview. He is a big enough star where he gets to
decide who interviews him and those people know the rules. He dumped several
women before he met his wife because he heard they had threesomes which included
other women. He doesn't do that. There are reports that he used to pick fights
in bars with guys he suspected of being gay and then beat them. He has literally
no tolerance for anyone in his life who might be gay. You will never see
him knowingly work with anyone who is gay. He is perhaps the most homophobic
person in Hollywood which is saying something because he owes his career
to some very gay people and fans who gave him his big break. Mark Wahlberg
(underwear ads for Calvin Klein; Annie Leibovitz shot a famous session of
Mark Wahlberg in underwear for Vanity Fair's annual Hall of Fame
issue)
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#1**
This aging former A list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list name
recognition was turned down by a waiter the other night when she hit on him.
Apparently he wouldn't even budge when she offered him money to go out with
her. She got up to $2500 before she gave up.
Demi
Moore
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#2**
This sometime A list mostly movie actor who has done just about everything
in his career except star on Broadway has dropped 20 pounds off his already
tiny frame due to his crack habit. How come this didn't work for Rob Ford?
Owen Wilson; Elijah Wood
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#3**
Most of the time a show runner is desperate to get their pilot picked up
by a network. This time though, the show runner was hoping it wouldn't be.
After working with the B list mostly television comic actress with A list
name recognition on the pilot and all the demands and attitude during filming,
no one was looking forward to working with our actress again. Now that the
series has been picked up, the show runner is looking to find another job.
Debra
Messing "The Mysteries Of Laura"
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress was hammered at a recent event where
she was speaking. Probably not the best place or time to be drunk.
Julia
Roberts (sisters memorial service)
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#5**
This C+ list mostly movie actress is more famous for her exploits outside
movies. Now, she might become even more famous if the tape of her and another
woman with her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend gets sold. The third member
of the threesome is selling it.
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#6**
This married A list mostly movie actor, who probably would be A+ list if
he could make a decent movie other than his franchise has been making the
most of his time while his wife has been out of town filming. Every night
for the past few weeks, the same woman has been spotted at his place and
a delivery driver with food comes shortly after. The woman generally leaves
his place a little before six in the same clothes she wore the night before.
Daniel
Craig/Rachel Weisz
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#7**
This B+ list performer (singer)/reality star was noticeably absent from a
photo shoot she was supposed to attend. She can't stand this female A list
singer who was also there so our B lister skipped it and really ticked off
her sometime employers.
Shakira/Gwen
Stefani "The Voice"
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#8**
This B+ list performer (singer) has a B+ list celebrity significant other.
She is actually more famous than her boyfriend, but he is the one with a
brighter future. Anyway, she thinks he is crazy in love with her, but there
are several strippers around town who would disagree with her. Our B+ lister
spends lots of time with his strippers and his girlfriend is never mentioned.
Jordin
Sparks/Jason Derulo (hit single "Talk Dirty")
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#9**
This actress was A list at her very brief peak. A hit network television
show got her to her peak and it is where she gravitated for most of her career.
Now, she confines herself to the occasional movie just to keep herself out
there. Our actress lives a very lavish lifestyle for someone who only had
one big series paycheck that ended well over a decade ago. She was never
a big spender, but her accumulated wealth is not primarily from acting. Our
actress made her wealth by being arm candy for some very rich and powerful
politicians. She would accompany the single candidates to events and often
times accompany them after events too. She brought a well known face and
someone who could actually talk about issues and she was very expensive.
If you wanted her after event services she was even more expensive. She had
a great track record though. Rarely did any of the candidates that she work
with lose. Even if you were not a candidate, but just wanted her on your
arm for a night or a weekend, she was available. Even though she is older
now, she still is a name and she still is out there providing her special
services. Generally that is what her line item says when she is paid from
campaign funds. Special services.
Janine
Turner "Northern Exposure"
66. LAINEY
GOSSIP 05/07
He took off for the desert recently. To relax. And party. Without his girl.
And gets high and hooks up with random men online (he likes them super pretty
and super jacked), inviting them to his hotel room for a night of drugs and
sex. Two problems here. First, hes a recovering addict and second,
when he goes on these tears, he doesnt use condoms. Its the kind
of reckless behaviour hes been able to control through much of his
success and for many years now. Curiously though, the last time this happened
it was also during one of his transformations. Back then though, there was
no explosion of social media and everyone taking pictures. Considering that
hes been hooking up with dudes who are on the young side (but totally
legal), hes risking being exposed by someone whos out to show
off and exploit.
Bradley
Cooper/Suki Waterhouse
67. ALL ABOUT
THE TEA 05/07
This reality TV housewife is a self-made millionaire but is having financial
problems. Word is she has only $100,000 left in the bank. This woman lives
in a grand house in a grand neighborhood and drives luxury cars. She has
kids. She is loved by some, hate by many. Many think shes a bitch.
She can be outgoing and unfettered or a total bitch. This is pretty sad
considering this housewife is self-made.
Vicki Gunvalson
"Real Housewives of Orange County"
68. WINE
AND SASS 05/07
This is one for the ages... These two C-listers have been at war for years.
One has a household name and a fading star, the other has newer somewhat
inconsistent fame, but manages to keep working. A while back, the newer celeb
had a bid of a skid-out in the public, and the other C-lister pounced on
this with everything she had, hoping to raise her star again through the
rival's misfortune. It sort of worked for half a minute because she landed
a tentative network gig, but since then everything personally and professionally
has been coming undone again. The fading star's recent project came out it
was panned heavily and labeled a disaster. Meanwhile, the buzz around the
rising star's project has been mostly good and it looks like they will be
brokering huge deals in the future. Not one to miss a dig when it's been
earned, the rising star put together a reel of the fading star's failures
as well as footage of all the great things coming the rising star's way.
She included the reel in a large gift basket, and a card that reportedly
said, "Thank you so much for everything. Best Wishes." The fading C-lister
became irate and burned the entire thing in her fire pit. Except the booze.
Of course she kept that.
Fading Star: LeAnn Rimes
"LeAnn and
Eddie"
Newer Star: Brandi Glanville "Celebrity Apprentice"
69. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/07
FAKE, FRAUD, and FUGAZI are the first words that come to mind, when describing
this just married KK pair
While she stays in her own spizz,
he remains set-up in his Hollywood Hills bachelor pad. Thats where
were told she once showed up unannounced only to discover a
nekked man in his bed! Dont believe me.. Ask Riccardo Tisci! Our insider
tells us.. he picks all the pieces shes to wear for their photo-ops.
Know why? Because dude really believes hes a fashion connoisseur. The
majority of their pictured meetings are said to be "just for the press".
As for the pictorials featuring either of them pushing a baby stroller
Theres said to always be one thing missing: the baby! Dont believe
me.. Ask Bruce! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#1**
This former A list quarterback in the NFL is now more known for his off field
issues than his playing ability. He is also a fairly recent newlywed. He
is going to have a little more scandal headed his way if his wife finds out
about him cheating on her.
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#2**
The boyfriend of this B+ list mostly movie actress who got her B+ list status
from one movie has been banned from the hotel where our actress is staying
because he wouldn't stop smoking pot in public places in the hotel. Because
of the actress they warned the boyfriend multiple times before they were
left with no other choice.
Lupita
Nyong'o
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#3**
At an event the other night, this spy was part of a group of six that included
this A list mostly movie actor and his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend.
The spy was appalled at the way the actor treated the actress. When he was
talking if she tried to interrupt or say something he would tell her to be
quiet because he was talking. When she didn't want to go outside so he could
smoke he told her that she had to and she went. It was just one thing after
another all night and the actress seemed to be oblivious to the fact that
she was being treated like crap.
Sean
Penn/Charlize Theron "Met Gala"
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#4**
This A+ list entertainer (singer) spent several thousand dollars on lingerie
in the past month at a very high end lingerie store but has never gone in
the store. She sends an assistant because apparently our A lister doesn't
want to be photographed buying lingerie.
Taylor
Swift
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#5**
KINDNESS: This married foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor from a huge
franchise that is set to have another release soon was walking the streets
when he spotted a woman trying to change a flat tire. It was beginning to
rain and the actor handed the woman his umbrella and changed the tire himself.
The woman had no idea who the guy was until they started talking when she
was thanking him and he ended up giving her passes to the premiere of his
new movie.
James
McAvoy "X-Men: Days of Future Past"
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#6**
This A- list performer (singer) recently went into diabetic shock and was
hospitalized for a day. It isn't the first time it has happened, and he is
not very diligent in checking his numbers.
Bret
Michaels (and a few weeks later happened again)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#7**
This B list reality star from an A list reality show is being pulled out
of school because she is failing. She never attends so is going to be home
schooled. Riiiight.
Kylie
Jenner
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#8**
This B- list reality star from a hit cable reality show on a channel that
usually shows married women has been admitted to the hospital several times
over the past few months for alcohol poisoning. She needs rehab badly but
won't go for fear of missing out on filming or appearances.
Golnesa
"GG" Gharachedaghi "Shahs of Sunset"
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#9**
For the past year, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an
Academy Award winner/nominee has been seeing another woman. He won't divorce
his wife though because he doesn't think people should get divorced.
Christian Bale; Clive Owen
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#10**
This former A list performer (singer) who is about to drop to B+ list status
has been using drugs like crazy. Not only it is affecting her performances
but she also has a lot of money problems because of her abysmal ticket sales
for her tour. Not Miley.
Lady
Gaga
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#11**
Before there was Lindsay Lohan, there was another movie actress who did many
of the same things Lindsay has done. Our actress once reached A list, which
is something Lindsay probably won't ever do at this point. Our actress had
a very quick and bright flame and then crashed and burned because she has
no real acting talent. She still enjoys A+ list name recognition, but her
acting resume is probably a C+ at this point. Our actress didn't start off
quite as young as Lindsay, but made a name for herself beginning in her 20's.
Our actress spent a lot of time on the casting couch. Lots. It was the only
way she got any roles at all because she is that bad. She lucked into her
biggest role and has tried not to have sex for parts any longer. She will
have sex for other reasons though or things she wants. She loves things.
Like Lindsay, our actress would steal anything not tied down. She was famous
for never returning any item of jewelry or clothing that she wore during
a photo shoot or on a movie set. It got so bad that when she walked in a
huge event she had to buy everything herself because no one would give her
anything.. It is still considered to be one of the bigger fashion fails of
all time. Like Lindsay, our actress enjoys some drugs. She had to have a
nose reconstruction because of all the coke she snorted. She tries to limit
herself to pills and booze and pot now. She has a lot of health problems
for a woman of her still fairly young age because of her past drug abuse.
Sharon
Stone
81.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/08
This very famous actors sexuality has always been the subject of
speculation. Well, we have a story today that will provide some insight into
his real history! Our actor has dozens of films under his belt, and might
currently be described as an action star. At the time these events happened,
he was dating an actress who would later become the star of a very successful
TV series. The two who are about the same age dated throughout
their teens and twenties when they were both starting out in Hollywood. He
was heavily into drinking and drugs back then, and used to fool around on
this actress girlfriend
with both women and men. A lot of them! One
of the things that his hookups commented on was that he used to always fret
about getting AIDS because he was having unprotected sex with men. Then he
would get drunk and high again and throw precaution to the wind and have
more unprotected sex with more men. During those years, he also used to worry
aloud that he was gay but that he had to have a girlfriend because thats
what other people expected of him. The actor and actress were together for
many years, but they eventually broke up and moved on. She married another
famous actor. They have children together and live in a large city. Out actor
is also a family man now (married with child/ren), and seems to have totally
put his former life far behind him. However, it is interesting to note that
while he sometimes talks about his history of substance abuse, he still avoids
questions about his sexuality. We wonder if his wife has ever detected even
a hint of his very prolific gay history during the course of their
relationship.
Actor: Robert Downey Jr.
Actress: Sarah Jessica Parker
Actress Husband: Matthew Broderick
82. MR. X
05/09 **PART 1**
1) Which A-list actor and recent Oscar nominee's PR people are sending fake
stories of an engagement to his girlfriend/beard because his name's about
to be added to the list of those affected by the Bryan Singer scandal?
Bradley
Cooper/Suki Waterhouse
2) What closet case of an A-list actor who got his start on TV has been spending little time with his beard/wife/fellow closet case? He's been keeping quiet about a current scandal too. Will Smith (Willow, 13 in bed with Moises Arias, 20)
3) Which A/B-list actor and former tweener favorite has been dropping more than subtle hints about his gayness lately? Expect him to come out at some point this year, but after the promotion of his latest film.
4) What TV/movie actor's rage issues are due to his nose candy habit? Columbus Short "Scandal"
5) Which foreign born DWTS pro had a second career in his native country before he became famous? He was the kept man to some male drug lords. Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Ukraine)
83. MR. X
05/09 **PART 2**
6) What Oscar winning actress says she's sober, but she's really been drinking
herself silly? Time for rehab! Marisa Tomei
7) What star of that '90s teen sitcom was worrying fellow diners in a restaurant when she began having an entire conversation with herself? Somebody's been off their meds... Lark Voohies "Saved By the Bell"
8) Which reality show sibling is courting a possible deal from NutriSystem, saying he'll drop a ton of weight for a price? If they only knew how he gained that weight in the first place *puff puff pass* Rob Kardashian "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
9) Which barely-hanging-on to A-list actor and franchise star lent his private jet to his longtime bff and Svengali even though they haven't spoken to each other in about a year? Hmmm... Tom Cruise/David Miscavige leader of the Church of Scientology (New Scientology Ideal Org in the Heart of Australias Harbor City)
10) What former A-list pop diva's right hand gal/drug supplier posted a shocking pic of herself to Instagram which showed the true effects of her crack addiction? Laurieann Gibson Lady Gaga
84. MR. X
05/09 **PART 3**
11) What fashion mogul seems like the textbook example of an ice queen, but
in reality she's a bit of a self-deprecating wit? Who would've thunk?
Victoria
"Posh Spice" Beckham
12) Which former B-list pop songstress and reality star is thinking about getting a new pair of boobs to celebrate her newly dropped poundage? Jessica Simpson
13) What late night host/producer's goal to be the #1 name dropper in showbiz is turning some coworkers and friends off? Andy Cohen "Watch What Happens Live"
14) Which former daytime hostess and sometime actress said that the failure of her return to daytime was because she wanted to go back to the earlier, trashy format of her first show? Producers said there was "too much competition" (like there wasn't any back in the late '90s/early 2000s?) Ricki Lake
15) What A-list actor is fooling the press that he and his girlfriend/beard are still together in the most subtle way? They both have moved on from each other. Jake Gyllenhaal/Alyssa Miller
85. RICKI
LAKE "Watch What Happens Live" 05/09
During Thursday's (May 8) episode of "Watch What Happens Live," Jason Priestley
was playing "Plead the Fifth" and when he was asked a non-"90210" star people
would be surprised to learn he hooked up with, Priestley can't really think
of anybody. So co-guest Ricki Lake jumps in to save the "Plead the Fifth"
round and says, "I lost my virginity to one of the actors on 'Cry-Baby.'"
If you haven't seen it -- and you should, because it's awesome -- "Cry-Baby"
is a delightful, John Waters-directed musical from 1990 starring Johnny Depp,
Traci Lords, Patty Hearst and more. But this revelation by Lake has piqued
our curiosity. It's not the first time she's revealed where she lost her
virginity, but this is the first time Lake has confirmed it was an actor
from the movie and not, say, a crew member or somebody unrelated to "Cry-Baby."
Lake wrote in a "WWHL" blog post from several years ago, "I lost my virginity
on the set of ['Cry-Baby'] ... I'm not gonna give his name because he went
on to have some success. I was definitely not his first, I know that. It
was a positive experience, and of course it made the making of the movie
so positive for me. Everyone on set knew -- from Johnny Depp on down. They
were like: 'Thank God for Ricki! She can go on and do something else now.'"
That seems to imply that it's not Johnny Depp -- though of course, Lake could
be mentioning his name in that post just to throw people off the scent --
but who do you think it is? After perusing the cast list, it kind of seems
like she might be talking about Darren E. Burrows, who played Milton Hackett
in the film. He went on to star on "Northern Exposure," which could be considered
"went on to have some success."
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#1**
This A- list/B+ list mostly movie actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
is really ticking off his co-stars and producers because he won't actually
do any press for his upcoming movie. He is limiting himself to three red
carpet appearances with no questions and won't even sit through the screenings.
He considers himself above doing press. Umm, that is your job.
Joaquin
Phoenix "The Immigrant"
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#2**
This A+ list diva/A list entertainer (singer) has a daily diet that consists
of 3-4 bottles of wine and champagne beginning at noon each day when she
wakes up which she combines with diet pills and prescription pills and three
or four bags of chips or french fries. No wonder she has gained 25 pounds
the past three months.
Mariah
Carey
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#3**
If the rumors about this married A list mostly movie actress are true about
her being pregnant, then she probably shouldn't have been sipping vodka out
of a water bottle during her most recent national television appearance.
Plus, it was so early the sun had not risen yet.
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#4**
This foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee B+ list mostly movie actor
went out on a date with his B list celebrity girlfriend as part of a bet
but is still dating her because he says the sex is the best he has ever had.
I have to say she doesn't look the type.
Michael
Fassbender/Naomi Campbell
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#5**
This sometime A+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner. She
also has a crazy temper. She berated her assistant the entire time they were
standing in line for coffee and while they were waiting to pick it up and
then on the walk back to the car because the assistant was five minutes late
to work. Not Reese.
Sandra
Bullock
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#6**
This former A+ list entertainer (athlete) has A+ list name recognition and
probably knows every hooker on the eastern seaboard on a first name basis.
He has been spending his free time directing and producing porn videos that
are anything but tame. Seriously extreme stuff that he is going to distribute
under a new company name.
Alex
Rodriguez
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#7**
It is going to be close whether this B- list mostly movie actress can make
it through all the press she is scheduled to do and all the cover shoots
at the pace she is taking coke. She kicked the habit several years ago after
multiple trips to rehab paid by her family. She can't go to rehab. Producers
would have a fit. Dakota Johnson "50 Shades of Grey" (daughter of Melanie
Griffith and Don Johnson/stepfather Antonio Banderas)
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#8**
This B+ list reality star on an A- list reality show on a network that doesn't
have an E! in their name is cheating on his husband. Actually they are both
cheating on each other. Fredrik Eklund "Million Dollar Listing New York"
(Bravo)
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#9**
#1 - One of the reasons this foreign born A list mostly movie actor from
the franchise that has been going for almost 50 years has such a young wife
might be that he apparently is in the top five or ten when it comes to endowment.
Maybe even number one when it comes to A listers.
Patrick
Stewart "Star Trek" franchise turns 50 in 2016
#2- This former A- list entertainer (singer) crashed and burned when she left the group that made her famous. She did so at the advice of another A lister who she stalked for a decade and thought they should be together even though he is gay. Geri Halliwell "Spice Girls"/Geroge Michael
#3- Jean Claude Van Damme used to have sex with this really bad actress/reality star who has been in the tabloids constantly the past month. Tori Spelling
#4 - This A list mogul and part-time reality star once financed a movie starring this late former C+ list mostly movie actress who was more famous for her reality show and what happened after she died. He financed it so he could sleep with her and keep his then wife from finding out. Lots of set visits. Donald Trump (Marla Maples)/Anna Nicole Smith "To the Limit"
95.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/09 **#1**
This pretty actress is not too happy about the encounter she had at the Met
Ball with a woman her husband used to date. In front of several other people,
the woman announced that the guy used to be able to climax only when she
stuck her thumb up his ass. Needless to say, the actress did not give the
woman a thumbs up for this helpful tip.
Actress: Blake Lively
Husband: Ryan Reynolds
Ex Girlfriend: Charlize Theron
96.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/09 **#2**
This celebritys husband hasnt had a real job in years, yet he
constantly takes "business" trips to the city where his ex-girlfriend lives.
Was his television host wife really that dumb to think that he was there
on business? According to him: Yes! He tells friends that although she is
famous and makes good money, she actually is "as dumb as a box of hair."
The wife finally figured out that he had been cheating on her all along and
kicked him to the curb.
Sherri Shepherd
"The View"/Lamar Sally
97.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/09 **#3**
This celebrity couple just got married within the past year. However, the
honeymoon appears to be over, as they have already found something to fight
about on a daily basis! Its his ex girlfriend. Whats the problem?
Well, he likes to call his ex-girlfriend at the end of the day to recap the
days events to her and to ask her advice on things. As you can imagine,
his wife hates this. However, he says that he was doing this since long before
he even met her, and hes not going to stop being friends with his ex
just because theyre now married. Jimmy Kimmel/Molly McNearney/Sarah
Silverman
98.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/09 **#4**
This singer and her husband own two homes in the same city. One is the big
family home, and the other is a smaller home, purchased for use as a guest
pad. Although the singer is the one who purchased both properties, she is
now livid that her husband now spends most of his time at the smaller home,
away from her and their child/ren. Hes not lonely in the second home.
His ex girlfriend spends a lot of time there, too.
Mariah
Carey/Nick Cannon
99.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/09 **#5**
These two celebrities were in a serious relationship a long time ago. They
both married other people, had kids, and moved on with their lives. Or did
they? She is now divorced, but he is still married. Theyve been emailing
and texting back and forth a lot lately. She claims it is all very
innocent
but would both prefer if his wife didnt know. If its
all so innocent, what is she worried about? Jennifer Lopez/Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner
100. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/09
A few years back todays blind item was driving on Lankershim Blvd in
Studio City, California when he ran into a famous porn star.. the pair exchanged
telephone numbers at the scene. Our blind item calls himself a "King" but
hes really a queen. Know why? Because our blind item hooked up with
the porn star after talking to her on the phone and when the porn star got
to our blind items house, he requested she smashed him in his butt using
a strap-on dildo that he pulled out from his dresser draw. After the porn
star did what our blind item requested she found out todays blind item
is not a "Baby Boy"
hes really a baby girl. Tyrese
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#1**
This married B- list mostly television actress who got her start as a model
has been having a fling with her co-star. She and her husband barely sleep
in the same house any longer. Her show is not going to last long at all.
Awful. Brooklyn Decker/Andy Roddick
"Friends with
Better Lives" cancelled
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#2**
This B- list actress gets really high on the list for someone who does not
star in that many movies or television shows. It is just what she does, she
does well, and has really high name recognition. She is also not as nice
as it seems. If you can do something for her then she will love you for as
long as it takes to get it done. Then you are pushed to the side until she
needs you again. The persona that she created where she pretends to be sickly
sweet is being tested because of the recent demands for her time. She yells
frequently and is being a huge diva and has walked out of several interviews
when she thought the questions were not what she considered to be good. Good
in her mind is people complimenting her the entire time and not asking anything
other than in a form where it compliments her.
Kristen
Chenoweth "The Evolution of a Soprano"
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#3**
This celebrity couple has A list name recognition. You have to give them
credit for trying to work things out. They have spent more time split than
together during the course of their marriage. He likes to play with other
women and she likes to think she can find someone who can make her the biggest
_________ on the planet. She is former reality and not much else. Despite
their fame they don't have a ton of money. They need their reality show income
to make it. The other night they spent an entire dinner arguing with each
other or looking at their phones. They went more for the photo op he says
than working things out like he wants. It is a mess of a relationship.
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor, who is a very recent Academy Award
winner/nominee and his wife have a very special relationship. She is allowed
to keep around the very young man who watches the kids and teaches them to
skateboard and also makes sure the wife is taken care of too. Our husband
doesn't seem to care.
Matthew
McConaughey/Camila Alves
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#1**
"Oh my God, she is sooo old. Who invited her to the party?" Miley Cyrus talking
about this still very much A list foreign born super model.
Kate
Moss
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#2**
According to the stylists that did her hair, this former A- list mostly movie
actress turned C list mess had the bill sent for the services to someone
who is not the person everyone suspected she was sleeping with for money,
but to a man who actually has multiple wives and multiple children and is
apparently a fan of very bad movies and pale hookers who abuse drugs. She
should get along really well in his home country.
Lindsay
Lohan (probably Prince Jefri of Brunei )
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **#3**
What offspring of a former A++ list entertainer (singer) broke up with his
girlfriend because she wouldn't have sex with him. So, he found someone who
would and got a pregnancy scare the first month they were dating.
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11 **4**
This Academy Award winner/nominee who is a B list mostly movie actor hooked
up with two women recently that he met an hour earlier and they ended up
having sex on the front lawn of a house that was walking distance from the
party where the two women were working. An hour later they went back to the
party and he left and the women went back to work.
Jared
Leto
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#1**
This married B- list mostly television actor is desperate for any kind of
work at this point after his continued attempts at television show have failed.
His marriage might be the next thing to fail considering that while he was
out of town he was spotted having dinner and being very cozy with a woman
who is definitely not his actress wife. Jerry O'Connell/ Rebecca Romijn
(in NYC for
a play)
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#2**
This former B list mostly television actor who has been on some surprisingly
good shows is now a C list waste of space. He also found himself getting
the boot from an event this weekend when he insisted on repeatedly pulling
out his manhood to see if anyone was interested.
Andy
Dick
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#3**
This A list entertainer (singer) dumped his girlfriend for the day so he
could hook up with the least well known member of this hit ensemble show
on a cable network. If he was going for the opposite of his girlfriend it
would be this B- list mostly television actress.
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#4**
This former A-list mostly movie actor turned B- list mostly television actor
had been clean and sober for a year. His new wife didn't even know he used.
His last high profile girlfriend and wife before that knew though. He was
never without coke. Now that his latest show has been canceled he started
using again and his wife wants out. Christian Slater "Mind Games" (high
profile girlfriend: Joanna Kruppa/last wife: Brittany Lopez)
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#5**
This former A list rock star turned reality star was spotted furiously digging
through his trash cans this week. There he was, out on Benedict Canyon in
his pajamas looking for the book which contains thousands of photos of the
women he slept with over the years. Apparently his wife threw it away. He
got it back though.
Gene
Simmons
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#6**
A guy walked out on his date with this B list mostly movie actress with the
difficult name to pronounce. She was being her usual unpleasant self to the
wait staff when they got part of her order wrong. The date apologized for
her and our actress started yelling at the date. He got up and walked out
and didn't come back.
Chloe
Sevigny
(found these
gems)
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actress who has been on lots of network
shows, but only had one modest hit is trying desperately to hold on to her
boyfriend even though he cheats on her regularly. No one can handle being
with her very long because of the demands and attention she requires almost
24/7. Super clingy and is constantly texting and calling if you are not by
her side.
Kristin
Chenoweth ("Pushing Daisies")/Dana Brunetti (Producer of "Fifty Shades of
Grey"; "Captain Phillips"; "The Social Network"; "House of
Cards")
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#8**
Maybe if this married former B+ list entertainer (singer) would stay home
more with her kids or even spend more than a few minutes with them a week
instead of partying like she is living in Miami in the 80's she wouldn't
be spending so much time being sick from all the coke and booze.
Lily
Allen
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#9**
What friendship between a B-list mostly TV actress and a B-list singer/songwriter
with a famous last name dissolved because the actress let her mansion which
she bought from the singer go into foreclosure and she was calling the singer
at odd hours begging for money?
TV actress:
Kirstie Alley
Singer/songwriter: Lisa Marie Presley
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12 **#10**
KINDNESS: This is not particularly long, but, I thought it was a good enough
deed to make it into this position. This A+ list entertainer (singer) has
acted before and even done reality, but should really stick to singing. She
is rarely on time and does a lot of drugs and booze. One thing she does great
though is take care of her employees and their kids. One of the perks our
A+ lister does for all of her employees is pay for their kids to go to college.
With all the employees she has scattered across three countries, she is currently
paying for room and tuition for nine dependents of the employees. The bill
is running her close to $250K a year but she says that it is worth it and
wants to help as many people as she can.
Rihanna
119. BILLY
MASTERS 05/12
Could it be that a certain notable actor is worried about becoming known
for all the wrong reasons? So say people close to the formerly studious stud
who tell me that he's rather concerned that his name could turn up amidst
quite a few others? While he's certainly familiar to being part of a lengthy
crew (and sporting a notable beard or two), he doesn't necessarily want to
be known as part of this particular list. What list, you ask? A list of witnesses
in a certain tawdry case which could have tantamount ramifications on his
career. Not that he's unfamiliar with getting rammed. He just doesn't want
the whole world to know about it. George Clooney
120.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/12
This very famous actor is still young but he has already had a very big career
in films. He has been nominated for/won several huge awards. He leads the
good life (famous and beautiful girlfriends, lots of money, multiple homes)
but is careful to keep his public image clean. He visited a foreign country
in the past year or so, accompanied by a small gang of friends (all actors).
Even though it was a great trip, some of his friends actually avoided hanging
out with him. For example, they would catch a ride from someone else whenever
possible so they didnt have to be in the confined space of a car with
him. Why? Apparently he likes to go on these epic cocaine-fueled rants about
women/politics/the planet and is quite unbearable to be around. Yes, you
read that right. Cocaine-fueled. And, yes, this is the same man who actually
claims in interviews that he has never even tried drugs! Leonardo
DiCaprio
121. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/12
That six-degrees of separation theory seems to bridge a short gap between
this K-squared couple and Leonardo DiCaprio. Just ask Leos ex-girlfriend,
Bar Refaeli, the model who these newlyweds once shared during a threesome
sex session
according to our source. But Misus Kakes may not have gotten
the action she signed up for. Know why? Were told her hubby was directing
all his attention South-East, at the time said to have left his Missus
in tears. Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries
122. JANET
CHARLTON 05/13
Bryan Singers lawsuit has brought up the subject of those notorious
Hollywood sex /pool parties where older gay men in powerful positions (studio
executives, directors, producers, actors, casting people, agents etc) entertain
young teenage boys and promise them career help in exchange for sex. Back
in the 80s, when quaaludes were plentiful, these parties flourished.
You might be surprised to learn that one of the participants was FEMALE.
This extremely popular performer was introduced to the scene by a gay business
associate and loved the cute young guys. (Many of whom were straight) She
sampled many young men and liked one so much that she brought him on tour
and he became a secret part of her life, She was married. When she finally
tired of the kid and dumped him he threatened to go public with his sordid
drugs and sex story and destroy her squeaky clean image. The gay Hollywood
mafia threatened him and he disappeared after sending his career damaging
story to a publication that was afraid to publish it. The public has no idea
that this lovable singer is not as sweet as she looks. Olivia Newton-John;
Dolly Parton
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#1**
This one might be tough to explain. This B list mostly television actress
is also an offspring of a celebrity. She also happens to be pregnant, but
is trying to keep it quiet until the father can get divorced from his wife.
The couple were still living together when he got the actress pregnant.
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#2**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor spent Mother's Day with the mother
of his most recent child and not his long suffering B list mostly movie actress
wife and their kids.
Antonio
Banderas/Melanie Griffith
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#3**
This still married B list television and movie actress hooked up with this
B+ list mostly movie actress. It isn't the first time they hooked up, but
is since the latter hooked up with the former's sometime female model lover.
B
list actress: Evan Rachel Wood
B+ list actress: Michelle Rodriguez
Female model lover: Cara Delevingne
At "An Evening
with Women"
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#4**
This B list celebrity/sometime actor/sometime reality star who is most famous
for something other than acting spent his Mother's Day brunch getting up
from the table he shared with his mother to do lines of coke in the bathroom.
Now we know how he stays so skinny.
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#5**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor spent most of his Mother's Day afternoon
and evening alone in a dive bar on the coast slowly drinking himself to oblivion.
He did get a limo home and had an assistant pick up his car yesterday morning.
Ben
Affleck
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#6**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor who gets some great roles even
though he has a name most people don't remember, got a gift from his celebrity
wife that he wouldn't stop talking about at the premiere of his new movie.
She hired an escort for him for the night. His wife did not join in and was
not even there. His wife was at the premiere, and didn't seem all that thrilled
he was telling everyone.
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#7**
More than one of the children of this former A+ list mostly movie actress
wanted nothing to do with their mother on Mother's Day. The children are
still upset at some of the behavior of their mom. Meanwhile, a child that
has forgiven the mother has been the recipient of a new home that mom just
bought her.
Demi
Moore
Rumer
Willis got the house (Tallulah didnt look happy and came without a
gift, and Scout didnt attend at all)
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#8**
This B list reality star and host thought she was getting a network show.
Nope. She was already burning bridges at her place of employment. The next
few months will be tough for her.
Chelsea
Handler (thought she was going to take over 12:30 spot on CBS)
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#9**
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show was being
chased by paps in her car and managed to help her married B+ list mostly
movie actor escape before the paps could get a photo of the two together.
January
Jones/Ethan Hawke
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#10**
This stylist and former reality star is hurting for money. He has been getting
samples from designers and then selling them. The designers want the samples
back, but our stylist has been blowing them off. Lawsuits are forthcoming.
Robert Verdi
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#11**
#1 - This married former General Hospital actor star is HIV+.
#2- This offspring of a former A+ list mostly movie actress is hiding her drug use and bulimia again. Chloe Lattanzi (and yesterday, one day after I posted this, she admitted it.)
#3- This married former B list mostly television actress who doesn't work much since a scandal hit her family blames her former drug use on this former A list mostly television actor who was her boyfriend and co-star on a hit show back in the day.
#4- An ex-girlfriend of this former A list mostly television actor who had a hit show and some movies and then disappeared says that the actor likes using one of his guns as a sex toy. If the woman complains, she goes home.
134. NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 05/13
Cameron Diaz has dated some of Hollywoods hottest hunks and
now she admits shes also had at least one fling with a woman! The
41-year-old beauty made the startling confession during an interview for
the Bravo talk show "Watch What Happens Live" while promoting her latest
film, "The Other Woman." Asked by host Andy Cohen if shed ever been
with a lady, the smoking hot star dropped a bombshell, saying: "Yes,
I have been with a lady." Cohen then asked: "More than once?" to which Cameron
coyly replied: "You didnt ask explicitly how I was with a lady, but
I have been with a lady." The actress also told a magazine interviewer: "I
think that all women have been sexually attracted to another woman
at some point. Its natural to have connectivity and an appreciation
for the b e a u t y of other women." The Enquirer has learned that the "Bad
Teacher" sexpot has enjoyed the company of at least one openly bisexual
actress and has been linked to others.
Drew
Barrymore
135.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/13 **#1**
There was some crazy stuff going on behind the scenes of a television show
last year. Two of the cast members had a wild affair. What makes this story
such a shocker is two people involved. More on that in a minute. They tried
to keep their affair quiet, but as soon as they went out on the road, it
became very obvious to everyone around them that they were hooking up. He
was always grabbing her ass, and she was always whispering very intimately
in his ear and cuddling up to him. She was seen sitting on his lap a couple
of times. They would both excuse themselves for the evening at the same time,
and she would be caught coming out of his hotel room in the morning. There
are several things about this coupling that make it particularly crazy. The
first is that they were both seeing other people at the time this happened.
He was dating someone else (perhaps more than one woman), and she had a
boyfriend. The second thing is their age difference. While some may argue
that age should not be a factor in a relationship, he is more than twice
her age. The third is that he was her boss. He was the creator and the Executive
Producer, he recruited and hired her onto the show, and he was responsible
for her paycheck as well as deciding how much air time she received. Now,
here is where it gets really interesting: While they were in the middle of
this wild, secret, torrid affair
he got one of his other girlfriends
pregnant. Whoops! Our girl was furious! He had sworn that he would never
get anyone pregnant, and our girl felt used and betrayed
and jealous.
They continued to be friendly on camera, but as soon as the cameras stopped
rolling, it would get ugly. After multiple fights, she quit the show. He
is now a father, and the two of them no longer speak. BONUS CLUE! Around
the time she quit her job, our girl attended a party where some more drama
occurred. We discussed this in a previous blind item.
Guy: Simon Cowell
Girl: Demi Lovato
TV Show: "X Factor"
136.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/13 **#2**
Did you know that the marriage of this music couple started out as a business
arrangement? However, after a few years of living together, raising child/ren,
and commingling money and careers, the lines got blurred and everything started
feeling very personal. You already know that they fight with great passion
when the cameras arent on them. Well, lets talk about the biggest
topic of those arguments: the women with whom hes been sleeping! While
we cant name check every girl hes ever had (because there have
been a lot), we can tell you about some of the celebrities who are especially
irritating to the Wife, as well as the cause of a great many arguments in
their household.
1. This Blonde European Singer has only been in the business a couple of
years, but she has been sleeping her way to the top from the beginning. She
will do anything to get noticed, including hooking up with reality stars.
Its working for her, too. The Husband is completely enamoured with
her, and their affair is ongoing.2. This Foreign-Born Singer was mentored
by the Husband. Those mentoring sessions were about more than music. The
funny thing is that FBS constantly calls the Wife "Trash" behind her back
and the Wife calls FBS "Trash" behind her back. 3. This Snobby Blonde Actress
was besties with Wife for about five minutes. However, she soon moved on
to become intimate with the Husband. The Wife now barely tolerates SBA.Although
the Wife knows that these women were involved with her Husband and
they fight about them all the time in private she is very much in
control of her image, and would never think of badmouthing any of them in
public. But she might do it very subtly in a song.
Husband:
Jay-Z
Wife: Beyoncé
Blonde European Singer: Rita Ora
Foreign-Born Singer: Rihanna
Snobby Blonde Actress: (POSSIBLY) Gwyneth Paltrow
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#1**
This B- list mostly movie actor does not do much movie acting right now and
has had problems with sobriety. The former franchise actor is drinking again
and wasn't even able to make it to the door of the club he was alone at the
other night without help from a staff member who got the actor into a cab.
Brendan
Fraser "The Mummy"
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#2**
The good news is this A-/B+ list mostly television actress and sometime host
got her show picked up for the fall. The bad news is that her husband has
been cheating on her with a woman in his office. Very long lunches over at
her place. Jane Krakowski "Unbreakable Kimmy
Schmidt"/Robert
Godley co-founder of "Psycho Bunny"
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#3**
This Southeast Real Housewife got passed over to one of her suitor's friends
last week. Apparently it is part of the couple's deal together if she wants
to keep living a life of luxury.
Porsha
Stewart "Real Housewives of Atlanta"/African Dictators Son Teodoro
Nguema Obiang Mangue;
Kenya Moore
"Real Housewives of Atlanta"/Tonye Cole/Nigerian businessman (oil
tycoon)
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actor who only gets work in a franchise now
got into an argument with a staffer at a hotel when our actor tried to bring
several strippers back into the hotel with him. Apparently it was not so
much that he brought them to the hotel, but that the group was causing a
scene in the lobby as they showed off their talents to the actor.
Wesley
Snipes
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#5**
This former A list television and movie actress is already telling producers
that she wants one of her co-stars fired from the show before it starts filming
in a few months. This is not going to turn out well.
Katherine
Heigl "State of Affairs"
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#6**
This Academy Award winner/nominee A list mostly movie actress has loaned
almost $1M to her boyfriend. He has also been using his relationship with
her to get other loans and investments. Considering he has no job and no
business experience, I'm sure this is a huge money maker. Amy Adams/Darren
Le Gallo
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#7**
This former A+ list entertainer (singer) does not do as much singing any
longer but is still probably A list when she does it. The rest of the time
she acts. Movies mostly. She is also a world class complainer. At an event
last week where she was a guest she started changing the seating arrangements
and said that she would never sit next to certain people and then she told
the waiters that she wanted her dessert first and then hated the dessert
so had them make it again and then again before finally getting up and walking
out.
Barbra
Streisand
"USC
Shoah Foundation" fundraising gala
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#8**
This almost has been former almost A list mostly movie actress from a franchise,
who now counts her blessings when she gets a paid acting gig seems to be
proud of the fact that she introduced this now deceased actor to cocaine.
It is one of her go to bar stories.
Tara
Reid/Heath Ledger
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#9**
Apparently the surrogate used by this A list mostly movie actress is out
of money and is asking for more money from the actress. If the actress doesn't
pay, then she will have some explaining to do to the world because she said
she was pregnant and didn't use a surrogate.
Nicole Kidman (Sunday Rose)
(2 weeks after
giving birth)
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#10**
Is there a word for a male diva? Does miva sound too much like mulva? Why
yes, that is the second Seinfeld reference today. Too much Crackle. I don't
know how to describe this A list mostly television actor. Sure, people have
called him a lot of things during his career, and he has gone through lots
and lots of women in a very public way, but no one has called him a miva.
You would think that after his crash and burn from A+ list mostly movie actor
to a thank you for the role in a made for tv movie that he would be grateful
and treat people he works with well. Not so. When he got a break that rescued
him from Lifetime oblivion he responded by treating all the people he worked
with like crud and tried to make it clear that the show would fail without
him. He was a nice piece to the show, but his head was way bigger than his
talent. No one liked him and when the show ended, he was the one cast member
who didn't get a going away gift from the crew. That attitude sent him into
a second exile until he was given one more chance by another producer who
owed the actor a favor from back in the day. The producer put our actor in
the middle of a show that was already doing well and our actor immediately
took over like he was the star that every viewer came to see even before
any of his shows aired. Almost immediately the entire cast and crew were
plotting his demise but were thwarted by the producer who owed the favor.
Must have been a big favor. With the cast and crew threatening to quit though
en masse, the producer finally caved and our actor was shown the door. I
bet Tori Spelling could use a new co-star soon.
Rob
Lowe
Show that ended: "West Wing"
Middle of show: "Parks and Recreation"
(How
Does Rob Lowe Leave Shows? An Analysis)
147.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/14
This actor is one of the stars of a popular cable TV drama series. He was
recently signing autographs at a pop culture convention. He would spy a pretty
young girl walking around or waiting on line and motion for her to come to
him. Then he would quiz her about her age and who had accompanied her to
the event. "Whats your name? How old are you? Are you 18? Are you here
with your boyfriend or your parents? At what hotel are you staying?" While
they talked, he would stare at her chest. He is 40ish. The girls he was targeting
were in their late teens. Thats pretty bad behavior. If his wife knew,
shed probably kill him. And then shed kill him again.
Actor:
Jon Bernthal
TV Show: "The Walking Dead"
(Wizard World event)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#1**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show went ballistic the other
night because the person who was holding her drugs left the club early. The
reality star was yelling at a bodyguard to locate the guy because she wanted
him and the drugs back before she left the club.
Khloé
Kardashian
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and
had his best days a couple of decades ago was out shopping at a grocery store
the other day and kept lifting his shirt and then rubbing his genitals whenever
any attractive woman passed by. He did this a few times before someone notified
the management but our actor got out of there quickly without being confronted.
Mickey
Rourke
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#3**
An ex-girlfriend of this D list celebrity who is engaged to a former B list
mostly television actress who never acts any longer but is a kazillionaire
from her past acting and current endeavors says that her boyfriend broke
up with her because she could no longer deal with his fascination for young
girls. It creeped her out and she always had to act and look as young as
possible when they were having sex.
D
list celebrity: Olivier Sarkozy
B list actress: Mary-Kate Olsen
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actor is married. He also has kid(s). He
likes to pretend he has a happy marriage but he has been hooking up with
a model he met through this A+list mostly movie actor. Probably a toss away
from the A+ lister.
Tobey
Maguire/Leonardo DiCaprio (probably one of the reasons Tobey got
divorced)
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#5**
Kindness: He might not look like your typical pop star, but this foreign
born B+ list entertainer (singer) can spend with the likes of them. In a
good way. While out the other night for dinner he picked up the tab of the
table next to him. It was a couple celebrating their anniversary. He also
paid for two bottles of wine for the couple at $1000 a piece. Pretty nice
gift.
Ed
Sheerhan
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#6**
It had the potential to be as good as the scene from Blades Of Glory, but
alas, our figure skater never made it out to the ice in front of the public.
This very much still underage Olympian was hammered the other night before
she was scheduled to perform with other skaters but had to withdraw after
she started puking prior to taking the ice.
Polina
Edmunds "Stars On Ice"
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#7**
The all pill and booze diet is finally starting to take its toll on this
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. During the shooting
of her latest film she was a mess and things have steadily become worse as
she promotes her latest movie. Nicole Kidman
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actor who was in a huge huge film must be doing
a ton of drugs to get his notorious pot friendly movie actress co-star to
complain to producers about his behavior. They even made him leave work early
twice last week because he was unable to focus or work.
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#9**
#1 - This former multiple late night talk show host has two children. One
he acknowledges and one he doesn't because of their race.
#2- I guess this A-/B+ list mostly television actress got what she wanted by sleeping with that married almost network executive. More episodes of her show. Rachel Bilson "Hart Of Dixie"
#3 - The pregnancy of this B list mostly television actress is going to be tough to hide, but she wants to start filming her middling hit show again so producers can't replace her. She is hoping they will write it in.
#4 - This married A+ list mostly movie actor was forced to abandon his car in the strip club parking lot he was visiting because of an oil leak in the streets. I would love to hear the explanation he gave his very conservative wife about why he took a cab home from a business meeting. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner "The Gentlemens Club"
157.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/15 **#1**
A young celebrity just became a father for the first time
and well
bet you didnt even know that he was expecting! He is a handsome under-30
actor who became famous after starring on a TV drama
and dating a pretty
actress. The babys mother is a non-celebrity who lives in the same
city as our actor. She gave birth to a beautiful and healthy baby girl last
month. Why was there no birth announcement? Why all the secrecy? Could it
be because the pregnancy was a total surprise? Or could it be because the
mother is not his girlfriend? And just who is the Daddy? Thats one
secret well never tell!
Actor: Penn Badgley
Actress he dated: Blake Lively
TV Show: "Gossip Girl"
158.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/15 **#2**
Not going. Not going. Not going. Going. Wait. What happened? Why the change
of heart? Have you seen any photos of these two famous couples together in
the past year? No. How about a photo of just the two women together? No.
Thats because the first couple is NOT friends with the second couple!
In fact, the female of the first couple goes out of her way to avoid the
female of the second couple, because she considers her "trash" (theres
that word again!). "Trash" was really embarrassed when she invited the female
of the first couple to participate in an upcoming big event with her and
was soundly rejected. She was further embarrassed when the first couple declared
that they were not going to go to the event at all. But then
something
changed. A member of the second couple agreed to give a member of the first
couple total control over his business affairs. Now, all of a sudden, the
first couple IS going to the second couples event! Thats because
their attendance was part of the business transaction. The relationship between
these two couples is NOT friendship. Its all business, baby! This concept
also applies to the first couples marriage. Its not about love.
Its about business. Actually, this concept applies to the second
couples marriage as well! Its not about love. Its about
business.
First Couple: Beyoncé/Jay-Z
Second Couple: Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
159.
THE
DAILY MIRROR 05/15
Which British heartthrob is having a secret fling with a married man? His
aides are desperate to keep the news away from the front pages.
Heartthrob:
Harry Styles
Married Man (may or may not be famous): Ben Winston
160. MR.
X 05/16 **#1**
1) Which hip-hop power couple's open marriage is about to be revealed by
someone who is very close to them?
Beyoncé/Jay-Z
2) What movie/TV actress is getting paid handsomely for being the beard of that closeted athlete? Olivia Munn/Aaron Rodgers
3) What Oscar nominated actor who swears he's sober was seen on a 24 hr. coke bender on vacation with his guy pals? Ben Affleck
4) Which former tweener turned pop sexpot accidentally (yeah right) revealed she's bisexual during a concert? No one's surprised. Miley Cyrus
5) What power couple are staying mum on their possible wedding, because they might've secretly gotten hitched a looong time ago? Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie
161. MR.
X 05/16 **#2**
6) Which ex-wife of that closet case of an A-list actor was threatened with
a lawsuit if she outed him in her book? Jennifer Esposito/Bradley Cooper
"Jennifer's
Way: My Journey with Celiac Disease What Doctors Don't Tell You and
How You Can Learn to Live Again."
7) Which B-list movie/TV actress and all around kook was noticeably intoxicated at the ABC Upfronts event in NYC? Juliette Lewis "Secrets and Lies"
8) What star of that quirky cable hit is becoming such a bitch on wheels that her costars are afraid to be within distance of her? Lena Dunham "Girls"
9) Which A-list action franchise star's bodyguards screamed at onlookers "NO PICTURES PLEASE!" after the actor tried to slip out of "The Abbey" (gay bar) incognito? hint: It's not Hugh Jackman. Tom Cruise
10) Which R&B songstress once cursed out her A/V guy after a lipsync performance went awry? Mariah
162. MR.
X 05/16 **#3**
11) Which stage mom from hell is pimping out her two youngest daughters to
much older businessmen? Kris Jenner (Kylie and Kendall)
12) Which neo-soul singer who projects a down-to-earth image is one of the most difficult people in showbiz to work for? Jill Scott
13) What Oscar winning actress got a new facelift for the press tour of her latest movie? Jane Fonda
14) Which B-list singer is thinking about releasing her next album only in Asia? It seems that she still has a fanbase there. Avril Lavigne
15) Which multiple Grammy winning singer/songwriter's husband is going to be gone for awhile, leaving her to possibly cheat on him... with women? Alicia Keys/Swizz Beatz (attending Harvard Business School)
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#1**
He says all the right things about his wife but this former B+ list mostly
television actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor who needs a hit to stay
in that B+ list movie range has hooked up with two different celebrities
over the past month. Jason Bateman; Josh Duhamel
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#2**
Some homeless people have got together and are selling a story that they
were used as drug couriers by this foreign born A list entertainer (comedian)
who is also a B+ list mostly movie actor and a bunch of other things.
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#3**
KINDNESS: This former A+ list mostly movie actor who doesn't work that much
any longer is still young and still has A+ list name recognition. He has
a neighbor who is very elderly and doesn't have any family in the state and
who apparently, rarely come to visit. Our actor has taken it upon himself
to spend time over at his neighbor's house everyday and bring him food and
when our actor is out of town he has either his assistant or maid do the
same thing.
Keanu
Reeves
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#4**
At least they are of legal age. This A list talk show host has been telling
people that he can get them their own show or a part on a show if they are
willing to sleep with him.
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#5**
This foreign born A- list entertainer (singer) keeps getting blown off by
his celebrity/actress girlfriend. She swears that she is only going out with
other women and uses them as a cover for that very very rich married executive
she met on a transatlantic flight.
Calvin
Harris/Rita Ora (not really relevant any longer)
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#6**
This A list diva and C list everything else, except for reality, I will give
her a B+ there, yelled at a fan last night after a show taping because the
fan said that her mother loved the diva. I would probably have given her
an A list rating for reality but, much like her career, the show isn't what
it used to be. Apparently our diva still likes to think of herself as being
in her 20's and really overreacted to the fan. She even did a finger pointing
thing.
Jennifer
Lopez
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#7**
This former B list reality star from a singing type show on MTV who everyone
always seems to love is in a battle with this former hooker turned reality
star who is best friends with another hooker turned reality star. Apparently
our B lister had a deal in place to be paid $100K for a week with a guy in
Cannes. That is until the other celebrity undercut her by $50K. Now our B
lister is ticked because this was supposed to get her through the next few
months.
Former B list reality star: Aubrey ODay
MTV show: "Making the Band: 3"
Hooker turned reality star: Brittny Gastineau
Other hooker turned reality star: Kim Kardashian
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#8**
This bordering on A+ list mostly movie actor did IVF for one of his kids
because he could never achieve an erection with the baby mama. It definitely
makes those rumors about him much more solid. Matthew McConaughey; John
Travolta
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#9**
Most of the time you hear about men stalking women or women stalking men,
but there is one fantastic story of a celebrity female stalking another celebrity
female. It went on for years. It started innocently enough. A former A+ list
mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and probably
is still A list just because of her name. She ran into this celebrity who
is really well known, A+ list in her own world of the entertainment business.
The celebrity immediately developed a crush on the actress and took her out
to dinner and began sending expensive gifts to her. The actress was flattered
but was not all that interested. The celebrity wouldn't stop though. At one
point, the celebrity started flying to LA once or twice a month and would
show up on the doorstep of our actress. Probably not the best idea when it
comes to this particular actress. Even when our actress made it clear she
wasn't interested in any kind of sexual relationship with the celebrity,
and at this point not even interested in a friendship with the celebrity,
it didn't end. It was only when our actress had her lawyer send the celebrity
a letter advising the next step would be a restraining order that the celebrity
finally gave in and quit stalking.
A+ actress: Jodie Foster
A+ list in entertainment business: Patricia Cornwall (crime writer)
172.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/16
This very famous Oscar-winning star is in serious trouble. You probably know
about one issue for which he went to rehab years ago. His publicists did
a good job controlling those early reports, so you didnt know about
all the rest of his habits. You also probably thought that hes been
clean ever since. Not even close. There were recent reports that he was once
again indulging in one behavior that had been a problem for him the the past.
Actually, all of his old habits are back! The drinking, the cocaine, the
gambling, the sex. All of it. The biggest problem is that he thinks that
he doesnt have a problem! Indeed, his life looks good from the outside.
He is still good-looking, rich, famous, married and working a lot. He thinks
that he is smarter than his addiction. He believes that he has a good amount
of willpower, and that he can indulge in his vices in a controlled way. However,
he cant. He started doing one thing and it took only five minutes before
the floodgates opened wide and he was doing everything. He has a wife who
loves him and will stand by him. She couldnt convince him to get help,
though, so she called on a long-time friend of his (a famous actor) to intervene,
which he did willingly and quickly. However, so far, our star is still refusing
help from all parties.
Star:
Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
His Friend: Matt Damon
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#1**
This long time gorgeous B list actress who has had more success in television
than in movies really wants to jump start her career. Our actress has been
married forever but it didn't stop her from having sex for a part she just
landed in a new movie she thinks will get her some award buzz. She needs
to work on her acting. A director is only so good.
Jessica Alba/Phil Joanou/"The Veil"
Christina Hendricks/Campbell Scott/"A Book of Common Prayer"
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#2**
Billboard Music Awards: This B list mostly television actress from a very
hit cable show probably thinks she is exclusive with her B list celebrity
boyfriend. She probably is when it comes to heterosexual relationships but
all weekend he was holding hands and sucking face with a guy who seemed pretty
close to the celebrity. Lena Dunham ("Girls")/Jack Antonoff
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#3**
Billboard Music Awards: I always like to give an award to the celebrity who
does the most coke at an event or after an event and this time the winner
was one of the stars of this very popular cable show based on books. Our
actress was so into coke that at one point she shoved her boyfriend out of
the way when someone was doing lines just so she could get some for
herself.
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#4**
Billboard Music Awards: This up and coming entertainer (musician)/former
reality star who is brilliant at what she does said that she was supposed
to play on an upcoming album from a former A lister (when part of his group
a decade ago) but balked when he said that she would have to have sex with
him. Apparently when she turned him down he found a porn star turned musician
to take her place.
Lindsey
Stirling/DeVante Swing
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#5**
This B list rapper who has been in trouble with the law before when it comes
to beating women is in trouble again after beating a hooker while out of
the country on a ship and then throwing her overboard. The crew pulled her
out and the police were called but no charges have been filed yet.
A$AP
Rocky
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#6**
Apparently this offspring of A listers who also tries to act is trying to
become as skinny as possible. By using heroin. None of the Willis sisters.
Dakota Johnson (Don Johnson/Melanie Griffith); Ireland Baldwin (Alec
Baldwin/Kim Basinger); Dylan Penn (Sean Penn/Robin Wright)
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#7**
Proving that just because you win an award doesn't make you a nice person,
this A list in her mind do everything yelled at her boyfriend in front of
a group of people for 20 minutes last week prior to a show. The guy was bright
red and was being treated like a kid.
Jennifer
Lopez/Casper Smart "2014 Icon Award at the Billboard Music
Awards"
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#8**
This A+ list entertainer (singer) started having sex in a restaurant bathroom
with a guy she has been seeing for about a week. When she realized people
were looking at her through cracks in the door of the stall though she pulled
down her skirt and shirt and silently walked out leaving her guy standing
there with his pants down when the door opened.
Katy
Perry
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#9**
This foreign born former B list entertainer (singer) has been in the blinds
frequently the past few weeks. She just can't keep it together. Her partying
is so out of control that she had sex with a guy while wasted and called
her husband during it.
Lily
Allen
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#10**
This A list entertainer (singer) is looking great and doing great, but not
that long ago she was a mess and there is a video being sold which shows
her having sex with a guy and getting urinated on. The guy is doing the selling.
Ke$ha
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#11**
This publicly closeted B list mostly movie actor, who is only B list because
of his current huge franchise almost didn't make it to a photo call on time
because his fairly new male lover couldn't find the key to the handcuffs
they had been using. When our actor related the story to his co-stars they
started laughing so hard that tears came to their eyes and covered by telling
the press about a practical joke one of them pulled on set.
B list actor: Josh Hutcherson
Franchise: "Hunger Games"
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/19 **#12**
This foreign born actor seemed destined to be A list just a couple of years
ago. He had a huge franchise and was wanted for tons of movies. There seemed
to be no way he was not going to reach A list status. Now, not only is he
in danger of dropping from B to even lower, but the director of the franchise
is on the fence about bringing our actor back because of the sheer volume
of drugs he is using and his behavior and attitude. Recently he was out of
town and in the back of a limo and doing coke with his equally messed up
girlfriend. At one point our actor started screaming at the limo driver because
he went over some bumps too quickly and our actor had some coke spill on
the floor. He alternates between loving on his girlfriend and berating her.
The limo driver said that on a short 20 minute drive he was kissing his
girlfriend and he thought they were going to have sex in the back to doing
coke and then screaming at the driver and the girlfriend and making her cry
to doing more coke and then making out with her the last few minutes of the
ride. Would you want a two hundred million dollar movie dependent on this
guy showing up for work everyday? On time and sober? Sam Worthington
("Avatar")/Lara Bingle
185.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/19 **#1**
This Academy Award-nominated actor was partying on a yacht with a bunch of
moneyed male actors. The other men, who are all a bit older than our actor,
were having a ball, drinking and laughing and chatting with several topless
models that were walking around on deck. However, our actor seemed unsure
as to how to engage, so he stood awkwardly off to one side. One of the topless
models tried to talk to him
but he could not even look at her! He turned
beet red and started sweating. His eyes darted wildly all over the place.
He looked like he was in distress. One of the other actors came over to him
to assist him. "Relax! You should talk to her," he said, gesturing to the
woman. "She likes you!" "But
but
" he stammered. "But what?"
"Shes NAKED! I dont know where to look! Ive never done
this before! I DONT KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!"
Actor: Jonah Hill
Films: "Moneyball" and "Wolf of Wall Street"
186.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/19 **#2**
American audiences know this actor because his TV show was a big hit in the
United States. If they follow his personal life, they also know that he has
not been married long. So why was he getting all handsy with a female guest
at the BAFTA TV Awards last night? The first time he crossed paths with the
guest, he simply commented, "You look so beautiful tonight!" Nothing wrong
with a nice compliment, right? About an hour later, he ran into her again.
This time he was more persistent. "I was serious about what I said about
you looking beautiful," he reiterated. Then he tried to grab her ass. She
was serious, too
about smacking his hand away! He eventually walked
away, but turned back to give her a little wink before he left. Go back to
your wife in the States, bad boy!
Actor: Aaron Paul
TV Show: "Breaking Bad"
187. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/19
After the Beyonce and Jays elevator footage leaked, which married male
celebrity is terrified that footage exists of him getting serviced by a lady
other than his wife, and fears it might soon be leaked? He is instructing
his people to make sure surveillance footage from a very posh NYC hotel be
destroyed before someone sells it to TMZ! It is not just his wife that he
is worried about, its that his tiny problem is something
he doesnt need the world to see! Wink!
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#1**
This B list mostly television actor has a face almost everyone who watches
television knows, but would be hard pressed to think of his name. Well, maybe
a nickname. The actor was out the other night and had women swarming him
but kept turning them all down because they wouldn't do a threesome. Finally
a pair of women came over to him and three minutes later our actor walked
out with the women. Chris Noth "Mr. Big"
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#2**
It isn't just C and D listers who are working the yacht circuit in Cannes
this year. This Academy Award winner/nominee was the guest of a man from
midnight to dawn the other night and apparently was paid in the low six figures
for the evening. Hopefully her boyfriend won't find out. The man has previously
used the services of Lindsay Lohan but she was only paid $25K. Lindsay needs
to win so she can raise her prices.
Hilary
Swank
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#3**
This C+ list mostly television actress is so jealous when it comes to her
A+ list mostly movie actor husband that she calls or texts him almost every
ten minutes while he is out of town away from her. She will do this even
while he is sleeping to make sure he is sleeping alone.
Jenna
Dewan-Tatum/Channing Tatum
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#4**
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still, and will probably
always be A list was so hammered the other night after a premiere that the
woman he picked up at the party says the actor wasn't able to perform and
ended up passing out on the bed so she had to ask his assistant in the next
room for her fee.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#5**
This A+ list entertainer (singer) has been photographed most days going to
the gym and she does go to the gym, but doesn't even work out. She spends
an hour deciding what to wear and changing her hair and make up before a
photo op exactly 90 minutes later as she leaves the gym.
Taylor
Swift
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#6**
This married A list mostly television actor from some past very hit network
shows who is promoting a movie told his wife he had a press appearance for
his latest movie. Instead though, the actor spent time with a man he met
during the film and hadn't seen since shooting wrapped. They apparently have
been together for quite some time.
Kelsey
Grammer
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#7**
The end of the marriage is near for this foreign born A list mostly movie
actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She caught her husband cheating
with a model for the umpteenth time and no amount of money is going to help
her get over it this time. Salma Hayek
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#8**
This Project Runway winner is stalking a man and had a one night stand with
two weeks ago. The winner has shown up to several events where his celebrity
hookup has been working and threw a drink at one guy who was hitting on the
celebrity.
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#9**
This former A list mostly television actress who was in one hit show a long
time ago and now makes her living doing straight to On Demand movies and
thinks she is A list is telling friends she is engaged. A month ago she was
telling her friends that she was pregnant and couldn't figure out the father.
Now she is apparently engaged to whichever one she told is the dad.
Mischa
Barton (she tries so hard for attention even with her friends. No one ever
knows when she is telling the truth about anything any longer. I think it
is the drugs.)
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#10**
She would have you believe it is a perfect relationship. She envisions it
as a perfect relationship. She tells friends it is perfect. You will rarely
not see her smiling when discussing her relationship or standing next to
her boyfriend. She has always wanted a perfect Disney type relationship and
does not want to have to face the world when it collapses. It would have
collapsed already if not for her willingness to put up with his behavior.
Whether it is the fights where he slams her against the wall if she questions
where he was or who he was with. There was the time when he beat her because
he suspected she was trying to trap him into having a baby. Apparently he
found a full package of pills and yelled at her and started hitting her for
not taking them before she showed him that she had been using a different
package. She would love to marry him. She thinks it would be perfect. She
thinks she can change him. She has changed so much for him. Everything he
tells her to do from losing weight to what to eat and what to wear she does
in an instant. She puts up with his constant cheating and tells the interviewers
about how much she loves him and how perfect everything is. You would think
our B list entertainer (singer) would wake up and move on. She won't. She
hated being alone and hated that her career tanked after that promising start
that gave so many before her a boost.
Jordin Sparks
("American Idol" winner)/Jason Derülo
198.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/20 **#1**
Following a controversial European ruling, Google has received scores of
"right to be forgotten" requests, including a couple of requests from
celebrities. The European Court of Justice last week that individuals have
the right to redact results on searches of their names. While the original
intent was to be able to allow individuals to remove the ability to search
on incorrect or out-of-date information, some view it as a way to to block
unflattering or undesirable information, even if it is factually correct.
One request came from an actor who had an affair with a teenager. He wanted
all references to that affair removed from the search engine. Another request
was made by the child of a celebrity who has asked for articles about their
criminal convictions to be taken down. Google is reportedly working on an
automated tool that will allow users to submit "right to be forgotten" requests,
and is expecting a flood of demands to be pared from the search engines
index. One of Googles persistent fears has been that some will use
the legislation to try to redact embarrassing but legally published
details about themselves.
Actor: Morgan Freeman
Child/Celeb Parent: Cameron Douglas/Michael Douglas
199.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/20 **#2**
The lead of this TV series is a well-known actor who has been on more than
one series. His attitude is insufferable, and his colleagues are completely
fed up with his behavior. Here are just a few reasons why: He tells everyone
what to do all the time (e.g. how to frame the shot, how to deliver their
lines). He is not the director nor the producer nor the show runner, but
he is convinced that he is the smartest and most important person on the
set. He hired a coffee cart for the cast and crew. It was supposed to be
a nice gesture on his part so that he could provide them with delicious fresh
coffee on their breaks. However, the real reason he hired it was because
he wanted to bonk the coffee cart girl! When she finally said yes, they would
both disappear to his trailer, leaving the coffee cart unmanned, his colleagues
decaffeinated, and everyone rolling their eyes. He disrespected the crew
by spitting into the tracks of a camera dolly in between takes, and then
ordering one of the "runners" to clean up after him. Would like someone spitting
on your tools at work? Would you like someone to order you to clean up their
spit? BONUS CLUE! Insufferable Actor: The series is filmed outside of the
United States but the lead actor is American.
Actor: Jeremy
Piven
TV Show: "Mr. Selfridge"
200. WINE
AND SASS 05/20
This C-list celebrity and this B-list singer are basically up for the same
job, but it's pretty clear that the C-lister is the 'fall back' and the B-list
singer is who the network really wants for their project. The C-lister isn't
testing well in markets because she's as entertaining as beige paint drying
in a beige room on a cloudy day, and her costars can't stand her daily antics.
The B-list singer is on the fence about joining the project because she wants
to concentrate on music and feels she's done enough in the particular genre
of the project, and she's happy to let the C-lister have the gig. The network
is heavily courting her and gave her a coveted spot on an upcoming special
to show her that they respect her music and really want her for the project.
The C-lister thought for sure she would be included in the special. She was
openly snubbed by the network and hit the roof when she found out the B-lister
got what she felt was her spot on the special. Here's a big fat hint: there
is a big music special coming up on one of the big three networks airing
in time for Memorial Day and the B-lister is the darling of the show. Not
Carrie Underwood.
C- list celebrity:
B- list singer: Kellie Pickler
Event: "ACM Presents: An All-Star Salute To The Troops"
201. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/20
Hes def got a God complex
and hes got his wifey on the
same tip, which could stem from his ginormous ego said to surround his fetish
for f***ing others dudes chicks. Dont believe me.. Just
ask Nas. He recently caught a beat-down after blatantly pushing up on the
ex-GF of his former business partner. Just ask Solange. His upcoming tour
with his "Queen" could be a last joint venture for the couple. Know why?
Word is hes knocked up one Belgium bombshell! Just ask Claudia Scheelen.
Jay-Z
202. MR.
X BLIND ITEM 05/21
Despite reports that she will be attending, which half of an A++ list music
couple declined her invite to that circus of a wedding? Her hubby will definitely
be there, with his longtime mistress accompanying him. Beyoncé/Jay-Z
(Kim and Kanyes wedding)
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#1**
This high profile fiancee might have some explaining to do to her boyfriend
if he finds out about the man she was sleeping with until about a month before
her engagement. Right now she is trying to buy his silence. George Clooney's
Fiancée Amal Alamuddin
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21**#2**
This former B list mostly television actress must be desperately in love
with her new boyfriend. He continues to cheat on her and she knows it, but
she won't split. The actress, who was on a long running network show was
crying on the phone yesterday while talking to her boyfriend and looking
for a place to hide and speak in private as she cruised through her hotel
lobby.
Eva
Longoria ("Desperate Housewives")/Jose "Pepe" Antonio Baston
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#3**
This C list celebrity married to an A list mostly television actor who is
trying his hand at some movies right now decided she needed an assistant.
A full-time one. This would be in addition to the two nannies she has. She
says she needs the assistant to deal with the constant demands for her time.
Umm, no one wants her time, she just forces herself on everyone.
Alec
Baldwins wife Hilaria
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress who is expanding her empire from her
network show has been showing more skin lately, not to try and reshape her
image, but because her tool of a director boyfriend who she doesn't acknowledge
publicly because that would be bad for business has been seeing lots of other
women and she wants him to focus on her.
Lea
Michele/Peter Berg (so she found a male hooker instead)
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#5**
In the same week that this soon to be A list mostly movie actor's wife told
him she was pregnant, he also discovered that a woman he met while filming
his latest movie is also pregnant, and told him the child is his. This has
made for some rough times in the actor's house. Jamie Dornan "Fifty Shades
Of Grey"
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#6**
This married B- list mostly television actress crashed and burned on her
latest network project this past season and is having trouble finding a new
show. So, she is back to sleeping for parts. She has been drinking at events
and the more she drinks, the easier it is for some producer to take her back
to his place. Majandra Delfino "Friends with Better Lives"; Brooklyn Decker
"Friends with Better Lives"; Sarah Michelle Gellar "The Crazy Ones"
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#7**
This B list celebrity of the moment who will probably fade away to historical
footnote is still making her living by sleeping with older men. You would
think they would learn.
V.
Stiviano (Donald Sterlings mistress)
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actress is really deserving more of a C+ list,
but she still has a unique name that people recognize so she gets B- list.
She doesn't do much acting because she is the girlfriend of that married
guy who wants to rule the world, or his world at least. She told someone
the other day that he promised to marry our actress this year. Since no divorce
proceedings have been filed, this should be interesting. Alexa Chung/Chris
Martin (Gwyneth Paltrows husband)
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#9**
This celebrity was A list. She is not A list any longer, but she is probably
going to be a B lister for the next decade or two and will have A list name
recognition that long too. She has been on and off drugs for the past couple
of decades and the other day she was completely messed up and started talking
about some of the time she was closest to death. Times as in plural. One
of them I knew about because I was in the vicinity. This was back when she
was trying to make it as an actress. I remember it was hot. The kind of hot
you can only get in the south at that time of the year. Hot as in you walk
out the door and the humidity hits you so hard that you feel like the sweat
just instantly pours out of you. My clothes were stuck to me within a few
minutes and I remember I was actually glad I was wearing a suit even with
the added discomfort. It kept the shirt hidden from view. I was there because
one of the producers of the movie had me doing some work for him. He couldn't
be there every day and wanted someone there. This was about the same time
period that I found that director in Europe that had gone missing with the
stripper. Making the time more fun, the A list mostly movie actress who basically
got me the Europe job was hanging out on the set of this movie. She wasn't
working, but was down there to decide if she wanted to work on a project
with the director. That particular morning they were filming in an area of
town that at the time had cable car tracks running through the street and
older stores on either side. The trailers were parked on a side street. Our
celebrity was not at work. Our celebrity was apparently back at her hotel.
She was supposedly not interested in coming to work that day. She had been
having sex with one of her co-stars and was in love. He was having sex with
a bunch of people but our actress didn't discover this until the night before.
Apparently she was heart broken and didn't want to work. Someone finally
managed to convince her to come out and work, but you could tell by looking
at her that it was going to be a really long day. She drank through most
of the day and because of the way the street was designed there were no cars
or vans to shuttle the actors between the set and the trailers so they had
to take golf carts. Our celebrity/actress fell out of one twice that day.
She was constantly drinking and could barely function, but somehow when she
was in front of the camera she pulled it together and delivered the scene
that got her nominated for some awards. Even watching from 25 feet away it
was pretty incredible looking at her. At the end of the day she stumbled
back into a golf cart and I went out to dinner with my actress friend. A
few hours later I got a call asking if I knew where the celebrity was. I
had no idea. Apparently the production team was calling everyone because
our actress had gone back to her hotel after having her shuttle driver connect
her with someone who would sell her drugs. Our celebrity had been off drugs
for almost a year at that point. Being a year off drugs and then doing heroin
would most likely kill her. It probably would have except that she was with
someone while she was doing the drugs. It was someone who worked on the movie
and they were shooting up together. Our celebrity went first and almost
immediately something had gone wrong. The guy from the crew was scared to
call anyone, but finally he knew that losing a job was better than this person
dying in front of him. He called 911 and they rushed our celebrity to the
hospital. She was in the hospital getting her stomach pumped as the production
crew was calling looking for her. When they found out where she was they
put a lock down on the hospital which wasn't that tough. No one in the town
probably knew who she was anyway. As soon as she was able, they got her out
of the hospital and had a nurse watch her for two days in her hotel room
before the celebrity decided she would be ok and could work. I blame the
actor who was cheating on her for causing it but she still got back together
with him for awhile after filming.
Actress:
Courtney Love
Movie: "The People vs. Larry Flynt"
Actor: Ed Norton
212.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/21
This actor is on a cable TV drama. He is a big, handsome guy who could easily
pass for a professional athlete. He has had plenty of acting jobs over the
years, but there was a time when he was supplementing his income with other
activities. He used to be a gay escort. He had a regular ad in Frontiers,
a Los Angeles-based magazine targeting the gay community. There were some
rumors a while back that he used to do gay porn. Thats not true, although
there is a gay porn star who resembles him. The escort stuff is true, though.
BONUS CLUE! Not Joe Manganiello. Think slightly smaller guy and a smaller
show. Tyler Hoechlin "Teen Wolf"
213. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 05/21
A reality TV housewife recently attended Bravos Upfronts along with
a few of her co-stars. Were told, Bravo execs showered this reality
TV housewives co-star with a ton of attention which caused the reality
TV housewife to FUME! This reality TV housewife loves being the center of
attention (dont they all)? There was a HUGE buzz at the Upfronts about
something her costar has planned with the network. The reality TV housewife
avoided her costar all night. It seems her costar is being courted by other
networks as well and may even move to LA to pursue the opportunities. Any
idea who the "reality TV housewife" and her "costar" may be?
Housewife:
Nene Leakes
Costar: Kandi Burruss
TV Series: ""The Real Housewives of Atlanta"
214. WINE
AND SASS 05/21
These two A+ list celebrities have a pretty long history together after an
iconic moment they shared onstage several years ago, and were hoping to recapture
some of that magic in a recent photo shoot. All was good to go, but a recent
project left the younger A+ lister looking haggard so her team decided she
needed to have some work done to her face to freshen her up a bit and look
as good as the older A+ lister. Well, the work came out BAD. Like, really
bad. So bad the people behind the shoot scrapped the entire concept with
the two A+ listers and instead decided on a whole new concept with this A-list
singer. The older A+ lister can't stand the replacement, but publicity is
always better than being ignored. The other A+ lister's team desperately
tried to get her signed back on the photo shoot, but the replacement tested
so well they didn't even want her back.
Younger A+ celebrity: Britney Spears
Older A+ celebrity: Madonna
Moment shared onstage: Britney Spears and Madonna kiss at "2003 MTV Video
Music Awards"
Recent Project: Las Vegas Residency at Planet Hollywood
Replacement:
Katy Perry
215. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/21
He was already posted up in Paris
two weeks before his wife touched
down. Just ask his Italian Stallion in Givenchy Fashion. Know why? Were
told the pair of boyzzz were secretly delving into DL doings. Our mystery
man claims hes building a $9 million home in Beverly Hills. Weve
learned thats a LIE! According to our insider, he and his wifey are
moving to Paris "so hell be closer to his male lover
and all
the fashion designers he worships." He and his beard have been married for
about two-weeks. The made for TV Parisian ceremony is revealed to be a profitable
venture, with the Boy and his Beard banking on $20M, "from press and media
outlets." Its all going down this Saturday May 24th, with dudes
fake "big brother" Jay Z as best man. Heres what a source exclusively
tells HSK: "Its a gay bash! Jamie Foxx will be there
. _______s
ex-lover John Legend, will also be in attendance." He really doesnt
have any close friends, hes a loser wanting him and ___ to be
just like Jay Z and Beyonce. He even bought the exact Benz Truck that Jay
and Beyonce have. Oh
theyre even walking around Paris with
bandannas covering their faces
just like Jay and Beyonce did
at Cochella."
Couple: Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
Italian Stallion: Riccardo Tisci
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#1**
This B- list celebrity/host/former reality star loves to tell the world that
her marriage is amazing. Well, her new husband thinks otherwise and is already
making plans for an exit after a very big event. There were not many nice
things about his wife that he shared with a friend the other day.
Stacy
Keibler
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actress who may or may not be working next
season took some naked selfies earlier this week. Definitely not new territory
for her but the place she took them could get her into a whole lot of trouble.
She thinks they are edgy.
Naya
Rivera ('celebrity principal' for a school in LA )
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#3**
This B+ list celebrity/actress with a new movie opening soon got dumped by
her actor boyfriend for a few days. He was cheating but somehow he convinced
her that it was all our B lister's fault because she didn't dress sexy enough
or wear makeup or look feminine. So, she has changed her whole appearance
for a guy who cheated.
Sarah
Silverman ("A Million Ways to Die in the West ")/Michael Sheen
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
This B+ list entertainer (singer) is quickly dropping in the list. He was
A list for a very brief time. If he doesn't get another hit soon then all
he will have his reputation as a ladies man. He likes people, especially
one specific person to think he is being chaste and celibate but he has been
seeing several different women that he rotates and he is even traveling with
one of his hookups now.
Robin
Thicke (wife - Paula Patton)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#5**
This foreign born barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actor has a new
girlfriend. Well, not even new really. It has been two months, but he refuses
to let her be seen with him or photographed in public. He doesn't even let
her take photos of them together in private for fear somehow they will get
out. He just doesn't want the focus to be on his love life instead of his
career. The girlfriend is getting really upset because so far she has only
been able to tell her parents.
Robert
Pattinson
(Imogen
Kerr)
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#6**
This A+ list mostly television actress is married. Well, she says she is
anyway, but people are suspicious. They might even be more interested to
learn that her husband has been spending most of his nights at Eleven and
Revolver in West Hollywood where he is always looking for random guys to
hook up with for the night. Kerry Washington (Nnamdi Asomugha)
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#7**
This A list model turned really bad B list mostly television actress on one
of the shows on that almost network is trying to get pregnant using IVF.
She has been bulimic for so long she can't get pregnant any other way.
Jaime
King
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actor who had two big shows back in
the day after getting his start on a third big show now doesn't do much besides
reality. He was at a bar the other night and said that he is the only guy
who has ever had sex with this openly gay former A list actress who recently
got married. Willie Aames/Jodie Foster
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#9**
#1 - This foreign born former A+ list entertainer (singer) is really sick
again. He needs to come clean about his disease so people can rally around
the guy.
George
Michael
#2- This young One Tree Hill actress was always thought to be Sophia Bush's friend. It turns out she also took a turn with Chad Michael Murray while he was with Sophia.
#3- This B- list television and movie actress who only gets B list because of her famous acting family got the nose of her significant other broken after she got drunk and slapped some guy because he was not paying attention to her. The significant other stepped in and wham. Emma Roberts (Evan Peters)
224. NEW
YORK MAGAZINE 05/22
I recently attended a fashion dinner where I was seated across from the wife
of a TV celebrity whos now a healthy cookbook author. Thats less
a blind item than a nearsighted item, but I can report that Cookbook Lady
utterly ignored me until our meals arrived. I was the only person at our
table to opt for steak over kale, and I also ordered a side of fries. Suddenly,
every eye on the table was on me. "You know what I like to do," Cookbook
Lady pronounced slowly, apropos of nothing. "My children and I like to take
carrots, and radishes, and other yummy veggies, and we fry them up and we
eat them just like French fries!" I nodded at this weird
judgment-disguised-as-personal-anecdote. Simply nodded, because my mouth
was full. A couple of hands reached for my fry plate, until everyone at the
table had availed themselves of my side dish. So much for the holier-than-thou
attitude.
TV Celebrity: Jerry Seinfeld
His Wife/Cookbook Lady: Jessica
225.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/22
There is a really fascinating negotiation going on behind the scenes of this
big event. These two celebrities are arguing over attending the event together.
He is going, but she really does not want to go
unless she gets paid!
She has an entire list of reasons why she does not want to go: She is too
busy. She doesnt like the couple. She doesnt want to be photographed.
She doesnt want to be videotaped. She doesnt want to perform
(we dont know what thats about). She doesnt know what she
would wear. She is still mad at her husband. She is still mad at his mistress.
She doesnt want to travel. She doesnt want to bring the kid/s.
She would rather spend time working. She doesnt want his business
obligations to be her business obligations. Her husband wants her there.
He needs her there. That happy family image can only be cultivated if both
parties participate. If he goes without her, they will have to make up some
bogus excuse. Given the events of the past couple of weeks, no one will buy
it. It will simply add fuel to the fire that they are over, which is exactly
what he didnt want anyone to know about before he was ready to tell
them. Yes, hes controlling that way. He is alternating between fighting
with her and trying to sweet talk her. Lots of dollar figures getting thrown
around. Were talking millions of dollars. If she does go, it will be
because she was paid to do so. As we keep telling you, this is all
business.
Husband: Jay-Z
Wife: Beyoncé
Event: Kim Kardashian/Kanye West wedding
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress, who has the talent of a D lister and A+
list name recognition has been trying to bully a woman into giving up the
rights to a name so the actress can have it for herself. The actress has
also done her best to call in favors to halt the production of a television
pilot based on the woman's life. The actress is hoping that if she ties this
up in court she can run through the life savings of the other woman and she
will cave.
Jessica
Alba (Honest Toddler)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#2**
These two closeted action stars were spotted holding hands at an out of the
country celebrity hotspot. No photos are allowed inside but more than one
person saw the two A listers together.
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#3**
This female almost A list entertainer (singer) sometime reality star is being
stalked by a woman that has a massive online following. The online woman
thinks the two are best friends but the A lister had her attorney send a
letter warning of a restraining order if the online woman doesn't stop with
the harassment.
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#4**
This foreign born B+ list singer must know that his B list celebrity girlfriend
is cheating on him, and that the relationship is over. Why else would he
have chatted up that other woman on a really long flight to the point where
they hid under a blanket for an hour in First Class before she emerged and
hightailed it to the bathroom.
Calvin
Harris/Rita Ora
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#5**
This mom in an acting family used to sleep for parts with producers for her
children. It worked. Most of her kids are stars.
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#6**
Apparently old couples can be reunited. This A- list mostly movie actor was
spotted at the gym working out next to his old "friend", the C+ list mostly
movie actor he once co-starred with and was inseparable from for years.
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#7**
This married former A list pop singer who now does some acting and some singing
gave an interview talking about how she can't have children. She and her
husband are adopting. It is going to be a cover story in the next few weeks.
Mandy
Moore
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#8**
#1 - One big sticking point for this B list mostly movie actor who is only
B list because of his name and what happened to him back in the day in his
big thing he has going on is that he doesn't want to be deposed because he
is afraid someone will ask him about his heroin use which might keep him
from reaching his goal. Josh Hartnett (Bryan Singer) "Penny
Dreadful"
#2 - This B list mostly television actress who would do anything to be in a movie is on a hit premium cable show. Keeping up her image that she only cares about herself, she was asked to attend a screening of a movie, but said she was too busy. It was a really important favor her co-star asked her for, but she decided that staying at home and Tweeting photos of herself trying on clothes was more important. Emmy Rossum
#3 - Kindness- This former almost A list mostly television actor was on a very long running network hit which was an extension of another long running network show. It has been mostly plays since the show ended for our actor, but he is still an amazingly nice guy. For every show he is in on Broadway he always has ten to fifteen tickets he pays for out of his own pocket for children and teens in drama classes to come to the show. He then meets with each group for an hour after each show. Just a really nice guy. David Hyde Pierce "Frasier"
#4 - When people talk about Jay-Z and his mistresses, they often forget about a mainstay who has been there forever. She is the person he calls when he needs to be discreet and thinking about old times. She is that very short named R&B singer who hasn't had a hit in awhile and doesn't really even act or record any longer. She basically lives off the generosity of Jay-Z and a couple of other guys. She peaked at A-. Mýa
234.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/23
This multi-hyphenate has been dating her current boyfriend for more than
two years. However, their relationship may not be as solid as she wants you
to believe. She was waiting outside of a building late at night for her driver
to come around with the car. Her bodyguard was standing next to her. He had
his hand on her ass. No, it wasnt a mistake or an accidental gesture.
She was wearing a form-fitting outfit, and her well-defined waist is a good
six inches higher than her butt. There could be no mistaking one for the
other. His hand was firmly on her ass for a good thirty seconds and she was
leaning into him. Thats no accident. Lots of people have speculated
whether or not her relationship with her boyfriend is genuine. Is he aware
that her bodyguard is guarding certain parts of her body more closely than
necessary?
Celebrity:
Jennifer Lopez
Current boyfriend: Casper Smart
235. MR.
X 05/23 **CANNES Part 1**
1) Which former A-list actor and his beard/wife looked happy on the red carpet
for an event this week, but except for a quick photo op they sat at separate
tables once inside the event, possibly as a sign of their growing hatred
towards each other?
John
Travolta/Kelly Preston (at AmFar event)
2) What spawn of a singer/songwriter had to be escorted out of the same party because she was *this close* to throwing a drink at the wife from the previous blind? Her mom would've been proud! Lisa Marie Presleys daughter Riley Keough (at AmFar event)
3) Which A-list model and reality TV personality has been spotted with a different guy every night she's been in Cannes? Heidi Klum
236. MR.
X 05/23 **CANNES Part 2**
4) Which has been was seen circling that Oscar winning producer at a party
like a vulture? Thankfully he didn't go near her.
Lindsay
Lohan
5) What same producer skipped the premiere of his latest film, saying he was doing humanitarian work for UNICEF? excuses, excuses, excuses. Harvey Weinstein "Grace of Monaco"
6) What Oscar winning legend was seen wearing a noticeable wig, sparking rumors that she's battling cancer? (She isn't) Sophia Loren
237. MR.
X 05/23 **CANNES Part 3**
7) What former A-list tweener who will be headed to B-list by the end of
year was spotted bringing back much older hookers to his hotel room?
Justin
Bieber
8) What recent Oscar winning actress was seen shielding her face as she exited a bar on the Riviera that's a known lesbian hangout? Lupita Nyong'o
9) What A-list actor who premiered his directorial debut at Cannes was overheard complaining to his PR team on the phone about the crappy job the editors did to his film? Ryan Gosling "Lost River"
10) Which '90s sex symbol was seen wandering around the red carpet hours before it was even open to the press and celebs? talk about crazy... Pamela Anderson
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#1**
With the holiday weekend, I'm surprised this B list mostly television actor
from a middling cable show which co-stars someone who is way more famous
because of his past show than his current one didn't announce a separation
from his wife. It would have been the perfect time. He has been hooking up
with this sometime B list television and movie actress with the really long
name and the even longer reputation. Never let it be said that she doesn't
date married guys. I can't believe she convinced someone to leave their wife.
B list actor: Michael Boatman
Cable Show: "Anger Management"
Co-star/Past show: Charlie Sheen "Two and a Half Men"
B list actress: Michelle Trachtenberg (worked together on "Gossip
Girl")
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#2**
This very much a minor, who is a sometime actor offspring of A listers managed
to buy a bottle of duty free liquor at the airport and then sipped from it
the entire flight while sitting in First Class alone.
Jaden
Smith (in Europe for Kim/Kanye wedding)
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25 **#1**
After struggling to find a beard who wouldn't cheat on her and make her look
stupid publicly, this foreign born A list entertainer (singer) reality host/judge
has just been spending time with her decade long girlfriend. Kylie
Minogue
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25 **#2**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress blew off seeing her kid and
significant other this weekend so she could hookup with this attached A+
list mostly movie actor. Sienna Miller/Bradley Cooper
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25 **#3**
When this former A list entertainer (singer) turned sometime reality star
skipped a recent national appearance because she was "sick" she was really
in the midst of a drug binge.
Toni Braxton
"Watch What Happens Live"
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor managed to get this foreign born
A list entertainer (singer) to his hotel, but when she saw his disfigured
peen she hightailed it out the door.
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25 **#5**
The director of this very very very recent bomb of a movie is being blamed
for the result because he wouldn't stop trying to have sex with all the extras
on location. I think the bad acting had something to do with it too. I mean
they are A listers.
Movie: "Blended"
Director: Frank Coraci
A listers: Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#1**
This A-list mostly movie comedic actor was texting his girlfriend while hitting
on other women in a bar overseas this past week. He didn't have any trouble
finding someone to take back to his room for a couple of hours.
Jonah
Hill
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actor has dated some really famous A list actresses.
He also says that he is afraid of getting his hair wet so it is a huge production
when he actually washes his hair which he only does every few weeks. Jude
Law
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#3**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show sent out some assistants
to try and score her some coke while she was out of the country. She ended
up having to settle for pills instead.
Khloé
Kardashian
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#4**
These former co-stars from a very hit Fox drama from back in the day hate
each other. It turns out that the person with the biggest name recognition
on the show was writing a book and asked the ex-wife of her former co-star
for details on all the times he cheated so she could include it. The ex-wife
said no and told her ex who blasted his former co-star.
Tori
Spelling/Nikki Ziering "90210"
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#5**
This B list entertainer (singer) is trying to get people to think she is
pregnant, but that just isn't going to happen unless her actor husband goes
in for a little procedure.
LeAnn
Rimes/Eddie Cibrian (reverse vasectomy)
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#6**
This B list entertainer (singer) has been telling women he is hooking up
with that he and his celebrity girlfriend are having problems so what he
did this weekend is probably going to put a damper on him using that pickup
line.
Jason
Derulo/Jordin Sparks (he let her take a photo of them in bed together. Didn't
really slow him down though.)
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#7**
This foreign born A list mostly action movie actor got tired of paying his
C list mostly movie actress/model girlfriend and the two have split.
Jason
Statham/Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26 **#8**
After several years on the job the male assistant/lover of this married A+
list mostly movie actor has moved on to another job and this leaves an opening.
So, if you want to get paid to be a beard, now is your chance. Oh, and he
likes them in their early 20's. John Travolta
253.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/26
When we talk about celebrities who have not yet announced that they are
expecting, it is usually because they are not very far along in their pregnancy.
That is not the case with this celebrity. She is an attractive actress who
primarily does films. She does want to have a baby
but not with the
celebrity who she believes is the father. Although there was no formal
announcement made, they recently broke up. Their relationship was so contentious
that she does not want to have anything to do with him. That includes raising
a child that would tie her to him forever. While she will not go so far as
to tell friends exactly what happened, they report that she is definitely
afraid of him. They dont know yet whether she will end the pregnancy,
or if she will hide away for the rest of the year, have the baby, and give
it to someone else to raise. In either case, she will not be consulting with
him about it.
Actress:
Her Ex:
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#1**
This Real Housewife is faking her new relationship because she thinks she
can get another season on the show if she has another fake boyfriend. This
one she has fully committed and paid and won't flake like the last one.
Kenya
Moore "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
(new
boyfriend) (another fake boyfriend: Walter Jackson)
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actor likes to have the public think he is still
with his mostly movie actress wife, but this holiday weekend he had the kids
and his new girlfriend and the wife was all alone.
Michael
Douglas
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#3**
This Dancing With The Stars pro who never lasts very long might want to worry
about why. One of the reasons might be all of the booze and coke she consumed
while on vacation this past weekend.
Witney Carson
or Lindsay Arnold
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#4**
This C list celebrity has been the on again off again girlfriend for this
troubled A list entertainer (singer) for what seems like forever. Apparently
off again and needing money, our C lister was heard responding to a question
about her sometime boyfriend and what she was doing while he was away and
she said she hoped to find a guy because she needed to make her bill payments.
Chris
Brown/Karrueche Tran
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#5**
This sometime A+ list mostly movie actor was hammered when he bet almost
$500K during a trip to Vegas last week and lost it all. He also spilled a
several thousand dollar bottle of wine all over the table. Not Ben Affleck.
Nicolas
Cage
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list entertainer (singer) who could move up to A if
she is not a one hit wonder split with her boyfriend because she is seeing
someone else. She doesn't want to announce the split though because the guy
she is seeing is much older and her boyfriend doesn't know she cheated. Iggy
Azalea/Los Angeles Lakers Nick Young
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#7**
This foreign born A+ list celebrity apparently had unprotected sex with a
woman he met at a party. While no photos were taken this time around, the
woman is still trying to sell her story to the tabloids.
Prince
Harry
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#8**
You may not have known it, but this former A list mostly television actor
who every teen who watched his show had a crush on and had a hit cable show
for many years after was sober after a drunken arrest. Our actor is drinking
again and heavily and his actress girlfriend is really worried.
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#9**
This B list mostly movie actor who is still waiting to hear if he will be
invited back to the big hit sequel has another problem on his hands. The
not very nice actor has a sometime girlfriend who is pregnant. Problem is
no one knows if it is the actor's baby or their threesome partner's baby.
Alex
Pettyfer/Marloes Horst "Magic Mike 2"
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#10**
This Qatar Airways flight attendant lost her job after this A- list mostly
television actor who did make a movie about one of his characters told her
he would talk to her bosses about her spending the night with him if she
got in trouble. She did and was fired and the actor never returned her
calls.
Jeremy
Piven
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#11**
This item is fairly short because there is not a lot to say. She is a B list
mostly television actress, who really should be C list but had that long
running network show and another show that did pretty well too. Oh, she also
has one of the better lines in television history and some serious name
recognition. Our actress always had body issues and went through stages in
her life where she was bulimic and had a serious battle with laxatives. She
continues to be anorexic even though doctors have told her she needs to start
eating right to help battle her recent diagnosis of colon cancer.
Actress: Teri Hatcher
Shows: "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman" and "Desperate
Housewives"
Line: "They're real and they're fabulous"/Seinfeld episode
265.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/27
While most of what is published about this family is orchestrated by the
head of the family, they probably dont know that one male member of
the family has gone completely rogue and is selling them out behind their
backs. He shops the stories around each week, and whoever pays the most,
gets it. Its not that he hates the family. He is just squeezing every
dollar he can out of it while the money train is rolling. He has to, because
he has created a lifestyle for himself that is completely unsustainable for
someone who is unemployed.
Family:
Kardashians
Squeal: Scott Disick
266.
DAILY
MIRROR 05/27
Which married superstar is having an affair with not one but two U.S. models
behind his wifes back? His security team is desperately trying to cover
their boss tracks.
Superstar:
Model 1:
Model 2:
267. MEDIA
TAKEOUT 05/27
MediaTakeOut.com just heard the craziest rumor and we wouldnt
have even given it a second thought if it wasnt coming from
a very popular celebrity. According to the celeb there were rumors
back in 2008 when Rihanna was first signed to Def Jam that she was
pregnant, allegedly. And the father was allegedly one of the people from
the label who we all know. They say that before the rumors of the pregnancy,
Rihanna was on the back burner at the label. But Rihanna went back to Barbados
for nine months . . . . and when she came back to the states she was
the Def Jam execs main project. He made sure to use his celebrity to
push Rihannas career. Well all that happened 6 years ago, and it could
all just be rumors right?? Well we just saw photos of a 6 year old
boy and Rihanna floating on the internets . . . they looked real close. Oh,
and that boy looks exactly like that former Def Jam executive.
Very Popular Celebrity: Rihanna
Baby Daddy/Former Def Jam Executive: Jay-Z
268. WINE
AND SASS 05/27
This Real Housewife narrowly escaped her own indictment after her much younger
side piece turned her in to the Feds. She was allowed her freedom and immunity
in exchange for her client list. This list includes hundreds of names...an
A-list actor, several A-list athletes, and a shocking revelation about a
network executive. So when these names hit the news in a scandal, know they
came from her little black book.
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#1**
This former B list mostly television actress with a name confused with another
actress and has had a rough year or two since being fired from the hit cable
show was kicked out of a restaurant the other night after being caught orally
servicing her male companion in a garden about ten feet from other diners.
They apparently thought the potted plant would give them privacy.
Paz
de la Huerta (actress confused with: Paz Vega)
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#2**
When this B list mostly television actor who got a second and third chance
is working on his cable television show, his girlfriend has been known to
engage in a threesome with this other celebrity couple. Our actor tried swapping
with the couple once, but said it isn't for him. He has had his own share
of threesomes in the past though. There was this one time back on his old
show that he hooked up with one of the leads and a friend of hers.
B list actor: Matt LeBlanc
Show: "Episodes"
Girlfriend: Andrea Anders
Celebrity couple:
Old show: "Friends"
Lead and her friend: Jennifer Aniston
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#3**
This Downton Abbey actress went on a few dates with this foreign born almost
A list mostly television actor who every woman seems to love. She says they
split because he went all Fifty Shades Of Grey on her and she is more of
a turn off the lights and close your eyes kind of lover.
Benedict
Cumberbatch/Laura Carmichael
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#4**
This B list entertainer (singer) didn't have her sober companion with her
on a recent trip and spent an entire night locked in her hotel room drinking
everything in sight. She wouldn't accept any calls and had her cell phone
turned off. Room service just kept delivering booze even when a friend called
the hotel and told them not to.
Kesha
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#5**
This married almost A list mostly movie actor is a really great actor, but
not the best husband. He is starting to age and has been in some really great
movies. He was spotted with a woman who was not his wife at dinner but got
totally freaked out and got up abruptly and walked out of the restaurant
leaving the woman there. He never came back. They were seated together for
about five minutes when he left.
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#6**
This east coast Housewife should know that her husband has been seeing two
different women on a fairly regular basis. I can't believe the wife doesn't
know about them. It is not like he is trying too hard to hide. Not Ramona
Singer. Not Teresa Giudice. Not Melissa Gorga.
Kristen
Taekmans husband Josh "Real Housewives of New York City"
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actor keeps getting parts based on his looks, but
with no discernible acting talent. With no franchise to help him any longer
and bombs aplenty from his roles, he needs something. Maybe his backup plan
is the son of the royal he has been seeing the past month. Kellan Lutz
("Twilight")/Monaco
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#8**
This NBA announcer paid off a guy who is gay and who our NBA announcer thought
was hitting on him. So, our NBA announcer punched the guy and called him
some not very nice names. Well, no one ever accused the announcer of being
gay friendly.
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#9**
This B list mostly movie actress sibling of an almost A list mostly movie
actor had a meeting which was a formality prior to being cast in a new movie.
She was such a pain to everyone she met that day and acted like a diva that
the director told the producers he couldn't work with the actress. The producers
decided to hire her anyway and she signed the contract. Before shooting even
began everyone decided she had to go and the producers ate her entire $2M
salary just because she wasn't worth the hassle.
Maggie
Gyllenhaal sister of Jake
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#10**
This actress used to be A list. It was a brief run at the top of the list,
but her time there imprinted her on the world and she still continues to
enjoy A+ list name recognition even though her first movie was about 30 years
ago. It is hard to believe it has been that long since she made her entrance.
It was that same time period that also saw one of her first co-stars get
his start in movies. He is A+ list now. Our actress always had a thing for
guys who were bad boys. She was known as someone who wouldn't mind if you
wanted to rough her up a little bit and she was supposedly very willing to
do whatever any guy wanted. Some say she was abused as a teen which led to
this type of relationship. Sometimes the guys got completely out of hand
and she suffered her fair share of beatings. One of those beatings kept her
unemployed for three months and she lost a major role because of it. Her
career never recovered after that miss. To say she has dated some of the
more famous figures of all-time would be fair to say. One of those people
was enamored with her and spent millions of dollars on her. Well, the movie
version of her. Our actress did her best acting when she was with this guy.
He flew her all over the world and she still has millions of dollars of jewels
he gave her and is living off the money she received during and after the
relationship even though it ended almost 20 years ago. The reason he left
her was because he found someone even more famous than our actress. She really
couldn't believe she was being dumped, at least for someone who was roughly
her same age. She would show up at the guy's apartment and his homes around
the world and one time was thrown in jail because the guards of his new A+
list celebrity girlfriend viewed her as a threat. She finally backed off
after that visit and a nice healthy check from her boyfriend's dad. That
is how he usually handled the affairs of his son.
Actress:
Daryl Hannah
A+ co-star: Tom Hanks
Movie: "Splash"
Bad beating: Jackson Browne
Lost role: "Pretty
Woman"
Dated famous people:
Mick Jagger,
Warren Beatty, Val Kilmer, John F. Kennedy Jr.
Man enamored with her:
Dodi
Fayed
New A+ girlfriend: Princess Diana
279.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/28
This singer has been dropping hints that she and her celebrity husband are
pregnant. She is not. Its all just for attention. You see, they are
actively developing "story lines" to make themselves more interesting and
marketable as a couple. The pregnancy story line is one of them. In fact,
they believe that this particular story line will be so popular that you
can expect to see this same particular publicity tease over and over again
for at least the next year! She really does want to be pregnant. We just
dont know how thats going to happen. Its not that her husband
is avoiding sex. He has been having sex
although not necessarily with
her.|
Singer:
LeAnn Rimes
Husband: Eddie Cibrian
"Story Lines" for: "LeAnn & Eddie" on VH1
280. MORTON
REPORT 05/28
This is a world-renowned movie star who likes to keep personal publicity
entirely his way and his reluctance for anything outside the approved parameters
extends to other grown-up members of his family. Some newspapers are reluctant
to tangle with him, thanks to previous litigation. So imagine how surprised
they were when 'his people' suddenly gave the go-ahead for an item concerning
a relative. A change of heart? Or did our Mr Movie realise that if the truth
got out in some other way, such as social media, people might spot that he
is a great deal wealthier than his poor relation who actually needs to make
some money?
Movie Star: Robert DeNiro
His Relative: father
The truth about his relative: was gay
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#1**
This former American Idol top two finisher with A list name recognition caused
a scene at a show recently when she got up from her seat multiple times to
use the bathroom. Finally after intermission she didn't even bother returning
to her seat and just shuttled between lobby and restroom waiting for her
friends to get out.
Fantasia
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#2**
This female former A list tweener who still makes music, but thankfully isn't
trying to act any longer wouldn't take no for an answer when she was making
moves on the female model offspring of A listers. Our A lister finally gave
up but not before calling the model a whore.
Former
A list tweener: Miley Cyrus
Female Model offspring: Ireland Baldwin (Alec Baldwin/Kim
Basinger)
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#3**
This foreign born A list model has been accused of smuggling drugs between
countries as a courier and it is causing her to be unable to get a work visa
to the US.
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#4**
These two Top Chef judges have been hooking up and one of them is married.
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#5**
This A+ list model who also has a reality show was recently on a television
show and came out late because she wanted the entire backstage to herself
while she got ready. That was the easiest of her demands.
Naomi
Campbell ("The Face") on "The Graham Norton Show"
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#6**
This B list celebrity/former athlete/reality star says being engaged to a
woman is the best way he has discovered so far to pick up guys. Sean
Avery/Hilary Rhoda
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#7**
This B list celebrity/reality star/sometime mostly movie actress and all
around not very nice person has been trying to get pregnant with her athlete
boyfriend but hasn't let him know that. She wants some guaranteed income.
Julianne
Hough/Brooks Laich (hocker player of the Washington Capitals)
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actor has been funneling money like crazy to his
wife in order to make it seem like he has none. Our B lister probably doesn't
realize that his new wife plans on keeping it all.
Terrence
Howard
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#9**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is now on a hit almost television show
says that when she was at her lowest, her then boyfriend, who used to be
an almost A list mostly movie actor before his fall into the deep end because
of drugs and booze used to make her turn tricks. Kind of like he does with
his current wife and current girlfriend.
Actress: Natasha Lyonne
Show: "Orange Is the New Black"
Boyfriend: Edward Furlong
Wife: Rachael Bella
Girlfriend: Monica Keena
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#10**
Old Hollywood Blind Item: Usually in an Old Hollywood Blind, all of the
participants are all deceased. Not so in this case. The main instigator is
still very much alive. Back in the day our actress was probably B list. She
starred in lots of television and lots of movies, but her best acting was
saved for the bedroom. She was at one point in time the highest paid escort
in the world. She earned many thousands of dollars each night for her
performances and most of the men who really liked her ended up marrying her
because they thought she would be less expensive. Maybe so, but it never
stopped her from charging others or seeing other men while she was married.
When she was at her peak there is not a name in the celebrity world or political
world who she did not hook up with. One of her more juicy conquests involved
her ex-husband. She cheated on him throughout their marriage and they ended
up divorced and he decided to marry someone who looked almost the same, but
was much more faithful. The sister of our actress. Well, it turns out that
the sister was not that great of an actress and the ex missed his wife and
what she did to him in bed so they started a very long affair that didn't
stop even when the sister caught them in bed together multiple times. The
only reason it did stop is because our actress got married again to one of
her better customers.
B
list actress: Zsa Zsa Gabor
Ex-husband: George Sanders
Sister: Magda Gabor
291.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/29 **#1**
Members of this band are sitting down with their team today to sort through
the events of the past few days and to discuss damage control going forward.
Here is what they know and what they will be discussing in todays meeting.
Management already knows that the boys use drugs so they were more annoyed
by the leak than surprised by the drug use and drug talk. Not surprisingly,
the entire band is embarrassed about the incident. However, it is interesting
to note that the band member who is taking this all the hardest is not even
one of the boys in the video. The leak came from one of the boys mobile
telephones (specifically, the one who was shooting the video). None of the
boys was responsible for the leak. They are not trying to force a more grown-up
image on their fans, nor force management to let them change their image,
nor sabotage the bands success. They do not know yet how the video
was taken from the phone, or by whom. They believe the data was stolen. The
security team is worried about losing their jobs. One of the boys is very
upset about the possibility of losing his place on another team. The video
that was published was edited. It is actually much longer and contains other
damning information about drug use. They are all worried that the rest of
it will leak. They are even more worried about two other things on the phone
that would be very damaging if leaked. The first is proof of extensive drug
and alcohol use and/or abuse by all of the members of the band. The second
is proof of an intimate relationship between two of the boys. That is why
the other band member is so upset about this. He is one of the boys in the
relationship. Yes, it was all on that same phone. No, they do not know who
has it now, what they have, or what they are going to do with it.
Band: "One Direction"
Two boys in the video: Louis Tomlinson &
Zayn Malik
Boy taking this the hardest:
Harry
Styles
Boy afraid of losing his place on another team:
football team
Doncaster Rovers
292.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/29 **#2**
This guy is one of the most famous musicians in the world. We always thought
he was one of the richest, too. Not necessarily! Finances are a problem for
the couple. He is not good at managing his money, and his wife is a huge
shopper. A few years ago, she decided to go to Northern Italy to do some
shopping. She shopped all day for expensive art and furnishings, and stayed
in a luxury hotel at night. Well, she ran out of money. She tried to leave
the hotel, but was barred from doing so. You see, in Italy, it is a crime
to leave a hotel without settling your bill in full! They told her that she
had to pay her bill
or she was going to go to jail! Her credit cards
were maxed out, she didnt have the cash to settle the bill, and she
knew that her husband didnt have the money either. And she really
didnt want to have to face off against the Italian police! In the end,
she decided to call one of her husbands band mates and beg him to lend
her the money. Although it was embarrassing for her, it was better than getting
arrested and having their true financial situation exposed to the public.
Musician:
His Band:
His Wife:
293. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/29
Which well-known female TV personality forced her assistant to get 4 colonics
a week with her. The two would get them together in the same room
and comment on who had the better release the boss always
won. She is a very well-known TV newsy type, who will do anything to stay
young. And is literally a pain in the ass, to her assistant?
294.
JANET
CHARLTON 05/30 **#1**
This bad boy seems to have calmed down since he got serious about his former
pornstar girlfriend and he has his friends wondering WHY. Whats so
special about HER? We hear she keeps him satisfied by supplying her MALE
porn costars for his entertainment. The bad boy pays each guy $5000 per visit
so they are highly motivated to make him happy. Its a family affair
the girlfriend watches while the bad boy fiddles around with the guys!
Charlie Sheen/Brett Rossi
295.
JANET
CHARLTON 05/30 **#2**
This macho actor surprised everyone when he left his successful long running
series recently. Although he IS married, he has a little secret. He works
out in a predominantly gay West Hollywood gym and doesnt mind showing
off his physique. Other gym members report that he takes loooong showers
exposed and aroused, looking desperate for attention. But he doesnt
get much, because of his obvious shortcomings! Josh Charles "The
Good Wife"
296. MR.
X 05/30 **#1**
1) Which former A+ list diva's drinking caused an appearance at an awards
show to be in jeopardy because her handlers had to literally prop her up
on stage after she arrived several hours late?
Mariah
Carey "World Music Awards"
2) At the same awards show, this A-list former tweener was simulating sex on a bed a la Madonna, which sent the producers scrambling to edit as much as they could? No wonder it's not airing this weekend. Miley Cyrus "World Music Awards"
3) Which almost B-list pop star is not telling her fans the real reason she's canceling shows? She went on a coke bender and she's in no state to perform. Lady Gaga
297. MR.
X 05/30 **#2**
4) What ex wife of that NFL icon has agreed to become the mistress to a sheikh?
Deion
Sanders ex-wife, Pilar Sanders
5) Which boyband's squeaky clean image will be kaput once more racy videos are leaked by that former handler who has an axe to grind? "One Direction"
6) What B-list actress wife/beard of an A-lister is worrying friends as her weight plummets? Jada Pinkett Smith (Will Smith)
298. MR.
X 05/30 **#3**
7) What two Broadway turned movie/TV stars and longtime bffs had sex together
once just for the sake of experimenting? This was before one of them was
out of the closet. Lea Michele/Jonathan Groff
8) What pop songstress is considering retirement after her current project ends it run? Britney Spears (Las Vegas)
9) Which media mogul continues to be vague about his sexuality, but he's been seen hitting on guys in gay bars located near his east-coast studio? Tyler Perry
299. MR.
X 05/30 **#4**
10) Which EGOT winner bought up her legendary mother's FBI files so they
wouldn't be leaked to the press? They allegedly contain info about the mother's
ties to far-left political groups with links to the Communist Party.
Liza
Minnelli (Judy Garland)
11) Which A+ list single named entertainer abhors swearing in his presence, yet in private he swears like a truck driver? Prince
12) Which rapper/reality star has been taking selfies with some of his many groupies who are either half-naked or fully naked? What else is new? T.I.
300. MR.
X 05/30 **#5**
13) Which younger member of that reality TV family learned from her older
siblings by buying fake Twitter followers?
Kylie
Jenner
14) What frequently incarcerated adult entertainment honcho is constantly being bailed out of the clink by that gossip website founder? Talk about friends with benefits. Joe Francis/Nik Ritchie or Harvey Levin
15) Which busty brunette tried to buy up all copies of the pornos she did in her pre-fame days, but gave up when a British tabloid leaked a still of one? Kelly Brook
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#1**
This east coast Housewife is convinced her husband is being faithful again.
Umm. Yeah, if you believe that two hour "meeting" he had after having dinner
with his wife was all business. There probably was a transaction involved
though, so maybe you could classify it as business.
Ramona
and Mario Singer "Real Housewives of New York"
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#2**
This mid-teen B list mostly movie actress got hustled off a red carpet by
a handler when a press person asked about her 30 something boyfriend.
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#3**
This B list entertainer (singer) and former reality star and sometime judge
still had coke on her nose when she showed up for a radio interview. This
may explain her rambling incoherence. Then again, she can be like that a
great deal of the time which is why she can't hold down a job other than
singing. Demi
Lovato
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#4**
This B list entertainer (singer) had a pretty busy past few weeks. To me
she is more of a one hit or one album wonder, but she has tons of fans. Hopefully
they don't try and sell the autographs she scrawled the other day. Hammered
out of her mind, her signature was basically a straight line or crooked line
depending on the angle of the photo and pen. I'm surprised she was able to
stand, let alone walk.
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#5**
This married B list former Lost actor has been using the gym as his own personal
playground. He always works out solo and spends the time finding women who
would be open to a quick hookup when they leave the gym.
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#6**
At the same gym as #5, you will also find this A list mostly movie actor.
Our very tall actor loves helping women with their weight training. He spots
and offers assistance which involves lots of touching. Surprising no one,
when his wife goes to the gym with our actor, they use a different
location.
Vince
Vaughn
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#7**
#1- This foreign born A list entertainer (singer) went off on a fan the other
night when the fan thought he was a Jackson. When someone told the fan who
the singer was he said he never heard of the guy. Lots of yelling. Needless
really, but our singer has got into other fights.
Drake
#2 - It took two hours of makeup and another hour to set the lights correctly and another several hours of editing to make this former A- list mostly movie actress turned B- list television actress look "natural" for a new skincare line she is selling. Halle Berry
#3 - This former A list mostly movie actress is still really young considering her very lengthy film career that now has her at B-. She says she can count on her fingers the number of times she has had sex sober. Kirsten Dunst
#4 - This former B list mostly television actor turned crap movies actor turned coke addict turned multiple marriage guy goes to the park a lot. Working on his fitness? Wanting to spend time with his kid(s)? How about hooking up with a nanny of a Victoria's Secret model. Hey the nanny also hooks up with the husband of the model, so I'm wondering when she actually does any child watching.
308. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/30
Hes a bisexual dude, and hes also a sex addict. The
beat-down which this all-BLUE-everything Brooklyn MC caught could have been
just the tip of the iceberg. Know why? Were told
his extramarital
affairs with women AND men have led he and his Missus to divorce!
Dont believe me.. Just ask Dame Dash. Heres what a source spills:
Dame Dash had Rachel Roy lure ****, with sexual advances at the Met
Gala. **** took the bait and got caught by his wife. His empire is
about to crumble, Just ask John McNeilly. Now
Can you guess which BK
sellout Im talking about? Jay-Z
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