NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#1**
This television talk show host likes to show the world that he has the perfect
marriage and life but he rarely sleeps at home at night any longer and has
quietly been hooking up with a woman who used to be an employee on the show
and now seems to do nothing but wait for our talk show host to visit.
Matt
Lauer
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#2**
At a black tie type event this past weekend in LA, this B list mostly television
actress who is on hold about her new cable show kept telling anyone who would
listen that she was completely naked under her dress. After the tenth time
saying this, our attention starved actress was told to prove it and unzipped
the front of her dress all the way to the bottom. She was telling the truth.
Actress:
Chloe
Sevigny
Event:
MOCA’s
35th Anniversary Gala (Museum of Contemporary Art)
New Cable Show:
"Those
Who Killed" originally on A&E, but dropped and moving to Lifetime Movie
Network
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor who everyone loves for one specific
film role but rarely ever appears in movies any longer has been coming and
going to his home only on weekends to see his kids. His A list mostly movie
actress wife always seems to travel those weekends. Matthew Broderick
("Ferris Bueller's Day Off ")/Sarah Jessica Parker
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who hangs onto A list strictly because
of his name hates his new movie role. The role has him looking well beyond
his years and as a result is having to pay for sex which he is loathe to
do.
Richard
Gere
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#5**
This A list male designer thinks things are different this time around and
that his latest barely out of teens male model really loves the designer
and not the $25K a month allowance that the designer is paying him each month.
Plus the apartment rent.
Calvin
Klein
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#6**
KINDNESS: This actress is B- list. Mostly movies although she got her start
on television. Now she does a little of this and a little of that but still
has great name recognition because of that past relationship. She arranged
for 100 people to fly to Disney World for spring break. They were all families
who are homeless that she discovered while doing some volunteer work at a
food bank. She wanted to do something special so foot the bill for airfare
and admissions and hotel.
B-
list actress: Katie Holmes
Start on television: "Dawson’s Creek"
Past relationship: Tom Cruise
In
Disney World without Suri
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#7**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list
name recognition had another meltdown when her A list mostly movie actor
husband met up with his girlfriend who is about 40 years younger than him.
The actor thought that he had an understanding with his wife about it. Apparently
not.
Catherine
Zeta-Jones/Michael Douglas
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#8**
This mid-teen Disney tweener who is A list in that world has been talking
on the set of her latest movie about how she had a fling with this A+ list
mostly movie actor who goes through tons of women. She says that she wanted
to compare her teen boyfriend to an older guy.
Disney tweener: Bella Thorne
Latest movie: "Mostly Ghostly 2: Have You Met My Ghoulfriend?"
A+ list actor: Bradley Cooper
Her boyfriend: Tristan Klier
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#9**
It was supposed to be the movie that cemented them as a couple and move them
forward from the roles they had been playing. Instead, it was the end for
all practical purposes of their careers. When the movie wrapped they both
went their separate ways. When it first started, everything was great. The
A list couple were excited to be filming together in the kind of movie they
thought would bring them awards and acclaim and vault them into a level of
acting they hadn't been able to reach with previous roles. Both members of
our couple were A list at the time. Our actress was forever talking about
her craft and how she thought she was better than the roles in which she
was being cast. This was before the internet and the tabloids didn't really
focus on the couple. If they had, they would have seen both of them using
drugs on a daily basis. Our actress met a co-star on the set and there were
sparks. Here was a man. Someone who was worldly. He was not the star he or
force he is today in movies but his intensity was there and she ended up
in his bed within days after they first had a scene together on set. Our
actor in the couple didn't handle this well and the drug use increased to
the point where his performance started to suffer. It took hours to film
scenes that should have taken thirty minutes. To get back at our actress
he started sleeping with an actress on the set. She was older than our actor
but it didn't matter to him. He was trying to make his partner jealous. It
didn't work. Meanwhile, the co-star he was having a fling with was falling
in love with him and thought they had a future together. She was a mess for
a year after filming ended and she found herself dumped. It is amazing to
see how one film and what happened on the set derailed the careers of actors
who thought they were moving forward and instead never achieved anything
close to what they had before filming started.
A
list couple: Molly Ringwald/Andrew McCarthy
Movie: "Fresh Horses"
Co-star actor: Viggo Mortensen
Co-star actress: Patti D'Arbanville
10.
WINE
AND SASS 04/01
Here's today's cast of characters:
A-list aging rocker
B-list television actress who's been quiet since she battled some demons
A-list mostly television actor
B-list mostly television actress, ten years younger than the other actress
After a contentious divorce, and not speaking for several years, this former
long time couple of the A-list rocker and the B-list older television actress
(she's not old, though!) recently ran into each other at an AA meeting of
all places. After the meeting, they hung around and chatted, and now that
they're both working on themselves can see that there is still a lot of love
there. Where it goes from there? No one knows, but they have been spending
a lot of time together as friends, but it doesn't appear to be going anywhere
soon. The biggest problem is the younger (but she's not young!) B-list actress.
The Rocker feels that she is responsible for getting him where he is today
with his sobriety, and considers her his best friend. Occasionally the lines
blur and it gets romantic, that's been on and off for a few years, because
that's how she likes her relationships, "rent the guy you know for the night,
and then he leaves." Besides she has enough on her plate with her nutcase
ex husband the A-list mostly television actor. So the Rocker and his ex wife
are at a stalemate. She won't go any further with the relationship because
she is jealous of the other actress's bond with him, and he won't give her
up. The younger actress won't commit to the rocker, because she has had enough
crazy men to last a lifetime.
A-list aging rocker: Richie Sambora
B-list television actress who's been quiet since she battled some demons:
Heather Locklear
A-list mostly television actor: Charlie Sheen
B-list mostly television actress, ten years younger than the other actress:
Denise Richards
Richie
and Heather in Hawaii
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#1**
This former entertainer turned reality star turned wanted to be entertainer
turned host is married. It hasn't stopped him from meeting a very busty blonde
who kind of looks familiar in a way every afternoon for drinks and canoodling
the past week. Nick Lachey
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#2**
It isn't like this B list mostly television actor has never cheated while
married before. He has lots of times. Hell, his current wife was once a mistress
so the fact he is having sex with his married co-star from their new this
season show shouldn't be a shocker. She should watch out though because he
has also called his co-star the dumbest person he has ever met in his life.
B list actor: James Van Der Beek
Wife: Kimberly Brook
Co-star: Brooklyn Decker
(Dumb
As A Box Of Hair)
Show: "Friends with Better Lives"
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#3**
This B list reality star/host/host has been known to report threats to herself
that she made up because she loves the extra attention and security.
Giuliana
Rancic
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#4**
Those weren't regular brownies this B list mostly movie actor and his wife
were eating on a recent flight. The actor who used to be on a very hit cable
show was wasted by the time the flight ended. Well, considering he ate a
half dozen of them it is no surprise.
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#5**
This C list celebrity with A list name recognition better hope she stays
on good terms with her A list ex considering he recently filmed her having
sex with another woman and doing lines of coke. Brooke Mueller/Charlie
Sheen
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#6**
This maybe soon to be ex east coast Housewife tried to get $25K for one night
of sex this past weekend but settled for $5K. Not Joanna Krupa.
Porsha
Stewart "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#7**
Kindness: This A+ list entertainer (singer) did it again. Unannounced and
with no publicity wanted, our entertainer spent five hours at another children's
hospital in another city. As much as she gets things thrown her way for bad
things she certainly spends a lot of time doing good for others and trying
to make sick kids have a better day.
Taylor
Swift (Hasbro Children’s Hospital/Providence, R.I.)
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#8**
Old Hollywood: Which A/B-list character actor who specialized in a certain
genre for most of his career was also gay? It was kind of an open secret
throughout Hollywood, even after he married that foreign-born character actress
and lesbian. The same actor said that the best sex he ever had was with one
of his early costars, this bisexual A-list foreign born leading man. He said
he was hung like a horse.
A/B
actor: Vincent Price
Wife: Coral Browne
Bisexual A-list foreign born leading man: Errol Flynn
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#9**
This up and coming no name actor recently learned a quick way to get ahead
in Hollywood. Our up and coming actor was at a seminar for acting which was
produced by this A list mostly movie actor who is closeted and an Academy
Award winner/nominee. Our actor caught up with the up and comer after the
seminar and invited him to coffee. This turned into a play where the A lister
made sure to keep his hand firmly planted on the thigh and leg of our up
and comer. After the play the A lister told the newbie that a role in a movie
could be had if he slept with the A lister. This A lister could probably
deliver but our newbie declined.
Kevin
Spacey
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#10**
Our A lister from Blind Item #9 did manage to snag one young actor with his
seminars and that foreign born actor now stars on a middling network hit
with two women leads. The actor owes his role to the calls made on his behalf
by the A lister. Hope it was worth it. Federico Dordei "Two Broke
Girls"
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#11**
Altered History-Old Hollywood Blind Item: This permanent A list mostly movie
actress created a legend for herself that she maintained throughout her career.
When she first began giving interviews her story and background was quite
different than what became the story she and her people crafted. She always
told about her struggles growing up and how she performed for money as a
dancer. She said they were groups of people and it is how she managed to
survive and live and put food on her table. That is not exactly how it happened.
Our actress actually earned money by sleeping with men and started at the
bottom and then worked her way up as a teen to the most powerful person in
her country at the time. He ensured her protection. He also ensured her survival.
Marlene
Dietrich/Adolf Hitler
22.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/02 **#1**
This over-30 Actor has done plenty of films, but he is especially well-known
for one part in a recent TV series. He recently asked a "normal" woman out
on a date. Initially, the woman couldn’t believe her luck! "He was tall,
cute, rich, famous, and seemed really nice. What’s not to like?" The
date went pretty normally… until the end. They went back to his house.
Everything was going fine until he pulled out – wait for it – a
puppet! The Actor then ceased talking in his normal voice altogether and
used some sort of weird puppet voice to continue the conversation. According
to her, "He went from cute to creepy really fast." When the puppet tried
to touch her private parts and proposition her for sex, she bolted. So,
what’s it like to date a celebrity? "Creepy." Jason Segel "How I
Met Your Mother"
23.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/02 **#2**
Lots of magazines and entertainment shows covered the announcement a while
back about this TV actress signing with a major music label for her debut
album. How exciting for her and the fans of her show! The first single dropped
months ago, but if you are waiting for the album to be released, you’ll
be waiting a long time, because the label has kicked the singer to the curb!
The single was a dud, the record company thinks she’s a non-starter,
and they don’t like her changing image. So, they will not be putting
up the money to release and promote the album. The company wanted her to
be the one to make the announcement that their music partnership was over…
but she has been giving them a song and dance for months about why she
can’t make the announcement now. So, it’s a standoff. No album,
no announcement, and she gets to pretend that she is still a recording artist
signed to a major label. Doesn’t she know anyone else in the music industry?
Naya
Rivera
24.
WINE
AND SASS 04/02
This Real Housewife (Not Miami or Atlanta, because no one cares) finally
got confirmation of her husband's long rumored wandering peen. Once she had
the proof, ever the dutiful wife, she packed up his clothes, after shredding
them to ribbons, of course. Then had a messenger bring her husband an envelope
where he was working. What was in the envelope? I patch of leather she carved
out of the seat of his most prized car and a note that she knew, and it was
over. Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills";
Ramona and Mario Singer "Real Housewives of New York"
25.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/02
This Chicago kid is gearing up for a North West trip to the chapel with his
baby momma. But, not only is his future marriage expected to fizzle "in about
seven-months" — his ratchet, soon-to-be bride is said to have long had
another man on her mind! Our tipster tells us… he has no idea that
she’s been creepin’ with her NFL ex! Dig the shocking drop: "They
secretly text each other on a regular, and are still madly in love."
Chicago kid: Kanye West (born in Atlanta, but raised in Chicago)
Baby momma: Kim Kardashian
NFL ex: Reggie Bush
26.
LAINEY
GOSSIP 04/03
He might not get a lot of attention on this blog but when he does, you always
respond. He’s a well- respected actor who is friends with a lot of other
actors and while he’s known to be sometimes temperamental with studios
and executives, his work is always solid. Though he’s enjoyed a couple
of high profile relationships, for the last several years, he’s settled
down with a civilian. They married and had a child. They said he was happy
and committed. That he’s not that guy. So…how come he was all over
a flight attendant recently on a flight from LA to NYC? He was hitting on
her hard. And kept going behind the curtain to spend time with her. And kept
asking for her number. He was supposed to be doing some work on his laptop
but he couldn’t help himself – over and over again, hitting up
the flight attendant station to try to get in there. Didn’t give a sh-t
that the other passengers in first class knew exactly what he was doing.
I guess it’s OK then that we talk about the Mile High Club. Even when
he’s a cheater. Especially if he’s a cheater. Ed Norton
27.
NY
MAGAZINE 04/03
This lengthy blind item is from an assistant to a female actress who is called
a Hollywood name. Here is a portion of what the assistant had to say and
you can read the rest of the blind
here.
::I broke up with a very prominent actor boyfriend of hers. She said, "Oh,
we're done making a movie together; it's not really going to work; I'm sort
of seeing somebody else. Could you just tell him to back off and leave me
alone?" And she said this over the phone, over Christmas. She told me, "Accept
the date on my behalf. Take the date. Go instead of me." So, that's what
I did. You would think sending a text is the worst — no. Sending your
assistant to break up with him is the worst. He had no idea it was coming,
either, which was sad. Because when I was talking to him on the phone before,
he was like, "Great! She said yes! Tell her I'll see her here; I'll order
us her favorite wine," and I was just like, "Okay!" Ugh. I felt horrible
for him. I was like, "You do not deserve this." That breakup was two weeks
into the job. That was my initiation — Oh my God, this is what I'm doing?::
Kate Hudson
28.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/03
Even though this former Baller is desperate for attention, why is he using
his Ex. She's been moved on …....with the labor pains to prove it. He
already declared he can't be faithful. Shouldn't he just move on, like she
did?!!!!
Chad
Ochocinco Johnson/Evelyn Lozada
29.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/03
When it comes to negotiating television contracts with the talent, you should
heed the words of Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies! Want to know who is
lying in several sets of negotiations? It’s everybody! Let’s give
you a little insiders peek at what is really going on. You’ll see that
it’s not all about the money…
Host of a morning show. Old employer: We’re glad he’s gone!
Everyone hated him and he’s not that good at his job! Liars! If you
wanted him gone, you wouldn’t have offered to double his salary to stay.
The negative stuff that you say as he’s walking out the door is just
sour grapes.
Josh Elliott/"Good Morning America"
Same host. New employer: He is not being groomed to take over someone
else’s slot. Liars! Your current host is slipping and you couldn’t
give him the boot because you didn’t have a viable replacement. Snagging
the new host – and putting him in a position to make a lateral move
in the next couple of years – is the perfect solution. Well done.
Josh
Elliott (replace Matt Lauer on "Today")
Host of an entertainment show. Current employer: She is leaving to pursue
other opportunities. Everyone here loves her and will miss her. Liars! She
is leaving because everyone at the show hates her. The guests didn’t
like her either. You were just biding your time until her current contract
ran out. You’re glad she’s gone.
Maria
Menounos "Extra"
Actress on a national commercial. Current employer: We are thrilled to
continue with her as our company spokesperson. Liars! You are phasing her
out due to demands to double her salary coupled with waning consumer interest
in her somewhat weird character.
"Flo"
of the Progressive Insurance ads/Stephanie Courtney
Actress on a youth-oriented series. Current employer: She is not important
or valuable enough to deserve a substantial raise, and we are right to pay
her only a fraction of what her costar makes. Liars! You are happily exploiting
the fact that she is physically and emotionally exhausted after a very long
season. You are also privately telling her that she deserves to be penalized
for some unfavorable publicity in the past year that embarrassed your network.
However, since that publicity did not affect the show’s ratings, your
argument is pretty weak. Also, paying equal costars on a show vastly different
amounts breeds resentment and affects performances and promotion. Oh, and
don’t think you can lure her back into negotiating with you in person.
She is holed up far away in a secret location. Smart move on her part.
You’ll have to deal with her people.
Actress
on a youth-oriented series: Jennette McCurdy
Co-star: Ariana Grande
Show: "Sam & Cat"
Network: Nickelodeon
Unfavorable
publicity: scantily-clad selfies
30.
WINE
AND SASS 04/03
This B-list bad actress with A-list name recognition is so awful on the set
of her new movie, the A+ list actor starring alongside her threw his script
at the director and stormed off the set during a recent rehearsal. He's very
method, and good, and she struggles just to read lines. He's also not known
for being the nicest guy, and reduced her to tears in a different rehearsal
where he yelled at the director that this is why girls from bad sitcoms shouldn't
get movie roles because of who they happened to marry. She's now not eating
again, and drifting back into her depression. She's also taking acting classes
and working with a coach during all her free time. It hasn't stopped the
A-lister's constant criticisms and taunting, though. Blake Lively (Ryan
Reynolds)/Harrison Ford "The Age of Adaline"
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#1**
This B list comic actress who does a little bit of everything has been dating
a B+ list mostly movie actor who seems to go through a lot of very attractive
women. Our comic actress should be aware that her actor boyfriend has been
cheating on her with a female publicist who has been traveling with him as
he promotes his latest movie.
Sarah
Silverman/Michael Sheen ("Masters of Sex" PaleyFest)
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#2**
This C+ list mostly movie actor with A list name recognition was witness
to his daughter's girlfriend breaking up with her. He had no idea his daughter
was even gay.
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#3**
This A list reality star from a network reality show is actually more well
known for other things besides being a reality star. He also continues to
openly cheat on his wife who he should just divorce but he doesn't want the
tabloid headlines and feels like no one will ever call him out on his cheating
unless he does divorce her.
Blake
Shelton
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#4**
This could be one of the more incestuous type things I have heard in awhile.
Father/son duo. The dad is a former A list mostly movie actor. They have
been in this spot before for sharing the same girlfriend. Well, that girlfriend
is an older woman. The woman has a son. He is dating someone that the father/son
duo had sex with last year for a three month period of time. Not Nic Cage.
Ryan
and Redmond O’Neal
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress is married and has been in this space before
in the past week. While shooting some photos at a small museum she was kicked
out of the museum with the photographer when the pair were caught having
sex in a closed off area of the museum.
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#6**
This B- list mostly movie actress would have received an Academy Award nomination
this year if her movie had been released later. Although she is rumored to
have an actor boyfriend she is the go to threesome partner for this B+ list
mostly television actress who is the star of a very hit cable show. They
were even briefly co-stars as a thank you present.
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#7**
This married former A list mostly television actress who starred on two long
running hit shows and now wants a full-time gig still has A+ list name
recognition despite her drop to B list status got a nasty surprise the other
day. Our actress picked up the phone of her husband and answered and it was
a leasing agent calling about the place her husband rented. They needed more
information about the woman who was going to be the tenant. Jennifer Love
Hewitt
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#8**
This former A list entertainer (singer) is still in love with this former
A list entertainer (singer). She thinks they are back together and a couple
and can celebrate her new album and use the publicity to make it sell. She
thinks the singer he is helping now is all about work and not the sex that
it actually is.
Ashanti
and Nelly (LaShontae Heckard)
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#9**
Old Hollywood Blind: In the annals of horrible stage moms, the foreign-born
mother to this then almost A-list child and teen star who later made the
transition to A+ list leading lady is among the worst. She acted as her pimp,
accompanying her from casting couch to casting couch to sleep with men as
old as the father of the actress. Two famous A+ list Oscar winning/nominees
were among her sex partners.
Foreign-born
mother: Maria Stepanovna
A-list actress: Natalie Wood
Famous A+ list Oscar winning/nominees: John Wayne; Kirk Douglas
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#10**
Later this year a film will be released. The original cast included this
married B+ list mostly movie actor who has higher name recognition than his
ranking would indicate because of some great movie roles and his appearance
on a very popular cable show. Our actor dropped out of filming when his wife
heard about the affair he had with this C list mostly movie actress who has
previously been caught in the middle of love triangles and has no qualms
about doing what just feels good for her and loves the headlines it attracts.
When the actor dropped out of the movie he had to pay a huge price but was
desperate to save his marriage. Sienna Miller is not involved in this.
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#1**
While this married A list talk show host was out gathering phone numbers
of women, his wife was talking to a man. The husband saw this and came over
and dragged her into a corner of the room and started yelling at her until
she cried. Lovely guy. Matt Lauer
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#2**
This former A list reality star from long running MTV show/turned C list
mostly movie actress/turned anything for a buck celebrity hung out at a grocery
store wandering the aisles buying nothing until the pap she called turned
up and then walked out into the parking lot trying to act surprised.
Audrina
Patridge
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#3**
Old Hollywood Blind: During her brief time in the US, this foreign born
entertainer was probably B-list with A-list name recognition. In her native
country, she was probably A+ list. She was also the inspiration for one of
the most iconic advertising characters ever. When she first came over to
the US to start a new phase of her career, she brought something else with
her: a cocaine habit. After she came to Hollywood for the first time, her
drug dealer came with her. Between takes, she would go to her dealer who
was waiting near by her dressing room and she had her daily snorts. The cocaine
was definitely a factor in her unexpectedly premature death, because she
had an underlying heart condition that even her doctor didn't know about.
Carmen
Miranda (Chiquita Banana)
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#4**
This television celebrity chef not named Gordon Ramsay is back at it again.
After a six month break of being faithful to his wife he hooked up with an
audience member after a cooking demonstration. To get her to leave after
he said, "Umm look. I'm going to need you to leave now because I have a tv
crew that is going to be here in a few minutes to do an interview."
Bobby
Flay
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show has been
doing press for the new season of the show. The actress, who has had the
second most scenes with this B+ list mostly television actress on the show
was asked what her favorite thing about the B+ lister was. In a candid moment
she said her favorite time was when she didn't have to see her any longer.
Kiernan
Shipka "Sally Draper"/January Jones "Betty Draper" ("Mad Men")
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#6**
This former A+ list entertainer (athlete) who will always be an A list celebrity
isn't letting a thing like marriage stop him from having fun with women or
at least one in particular. A 19 year old waitress he met at an event he
was hosting.
Michael
Jordan
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#7**
This celebrity offspring was a very brief B- list reality star before reverting
to strictly celebrity. At an event this week she got blitzed and wouldn't
stop hitting on the married man who signs her paychecks. It's not the most
embarrassing thing her family has done by a long shot.
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#8**
This still underage tweener who was A list while her show was on the air
and had a recent run on a network reality show was crushed when the B list
reality star she lost her virginity to dumped her. Well, he didn't so much
dump her as she caught him making out with a former B list mostly television
actress from a long running hit network show.
A list tweener: Zendaya
Her show: "Shake It Up"
Network Reality show: "Dancing With the Stars"
B list reality star: Val Chmerkovski
B list actress: Danica McKellar
Network show: "Wonder Years"
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#9**
#1- This former B+ list Disney tweener who is sometimes on this big network
hit was dumped by this former A+ list tweener after he discovered she had
sex with a black guy. He thought they had just gone out a few times. Demi
Lovato "X-Factor"/Joe Jonas/Trey Songz
#2 - Kelsey Grammer once had sex with this B list reality star/celebrity married to a B+ television actor from a hit network show who used to have another gig. Coco/Ice-T ("Law & Order: SVU") (rapper)
#3- This A list entertainer (singer) has a girlfriend. He says that she is his girlfriend. Some people suspect that maybe he is not that into women. Well, this woman also has had sex with a former A+ list tweener who is now just an A list a-hole. Drake/Rihanna/Justin Bieber
#4- This former A list entertainer (singer) who is still A list with others says one thing but actually got dropped by her record label when she stopped having sex with the head of the label. Kelly Rowland
50.
WINE
AND SASS 04/04
This B-list television actress turned personality is fuming about the promotion
her A-list costar got recently. She already resents them because she felt
they were forced on her when she was hoping her show would become all about
her and would go the direction she wanted it to go in and be the next Oprah,
or at least A-list, something she has always worked tirelessly to achieve,
but she simply can't get there. When her costar joined, ratings jumped and
they became the darling of the show, not her. When she heard of the promotion
she was not included in, she was heard screaming, "I gave twenty years of
my life to that fucking network! What more do I have to do?" Perhaps
be...uh...likeable? Kelly Ripa/Michael Strahan (Michael was given spot
on "Good Morning America")
51.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/04
The latest terrible trend in social media is #aftersex selfies, posted to
Instagram. And like most trends young Hollywood is right on it. The trend
has a distinct air of doth-protest-too-much. And is being criticized as
oversharing run amuck. "This troubled young male singer, who is always in
trouble with the law, has a private collection of after sex selfies," one
insider tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB. "So far they have not been posted on
social media. However, it won’t be long before some young star posts
them, he takes a picture with every girl he sleeps with. A friend of mine
who has slept with a young singer a few months ago confirms that he took
a picture of them together just after they had sex. She was hoping he would
post it, so she could become famous, but so far, he has kept it private!"
EEWWWW, what a strange collection! Justin Bieber
52.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/04
The ratchet pair featured in today’s ‘Who’s Jacky Talking
About Segment‘ are proven to have no shame! Know why? She didn’t
use any Keys to get into his home, she used a wrecking ball! Don’t believe
me.. Just ask Mashonda Tifrere, who refused to be down with the DL agenda
of her beat-making baby daddy, during her marriage to him. That’s something
his Brand New bride is said to have no problem with. Know why? Insiders say
this Girl Is On Fire.. For Females. It’s looking like yet another Hollywood
cover-up that goes both way… literally AND figuratively. Dig The Drop
on this mystery pair of music-makers: "She wears the pants in the relationship.
He is not a happy man." Alicia Keys/Swizz Beatz
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#1**
So much for any type of reality on this reality show. This former B list
mostly television actress turned multiple reality show star was being filmed
the other day for her new show. Prior to an action performed by the former
actress the result was set up with the manager of the store.
Tori
Spelling/"True Tori" (credit card decline)
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#2**
This married B+ list celebrity/host who has been in the news a lot the past
couple of weeks and frequently cheats on his celebrity wife got into a scuffle
with a guy who says that the B+ lister owes him money for drugs that haven't
been paid for. Apparently our B+ lister had a line of credit and hasn't been
paying. The scuffle didn't look like the matter is finished. Better up that
security.
Nick
Cannon
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#3**
This B list reality star from multiple cable shows is married. He is A+ list
at something else he does. He also needs to do a better job of hiding his
hookups from his crazy jealous celebrity wife who would be shocked to discover
that her husband has hooked up with a family member of someone the wife considers
a great friend.
B list reality star: T.I. (Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.)
A+ list at something else: rapper
Celebrity wife: Tameka "Tiny" Cottle
Family member of great friend:
Diana
Ross’ son, Evan
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#4**
This former A list tweener who doesn't work any longer and is out of money
was responsible for the leak of some recent photos that have buzzed around
the internet the past few weeks. He was trying to establish a market for
completely nude ones he is trying to sell.
Joe
Jonas/Demi Lovato
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#5**
This former up and coming actress who approached A list from some truly great
roles before retreating into some part-time modeling and another very lucrative
side business is being investigated by the IRS for failure to pay taxes on
the millions she has earned as one of the highest paid madams in the world.
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#6**
This A- list entertainer (rapper) was a multiple Grammy nominee this year.
He recently flew a woman to Europe for the sole purpose of hooking up with
her. When she got there, he didn't like the way she looked so he left her
stranded with no return ticket back to the US.
Kendrick
Lamar
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#7**
This married C+ list entertainer/actor used to have A list name recognition
when he was with this A list mostly movie actress. They split and the reason
for their split is what he is doing now. That recent threesome he had in
a trailer didn't involve his wife at all. She is probably used to it though
because of her past relationships. Eric Benet/Halle Berry/Manuela Testolini
Prince’s ex-wife
60.
MR.
X 04/06
1) Which A-list rapper threw out a groupie at a party last night when they
made a joke about a past violent episode involving his latest girlfriend?
Drake/Rihanna/Chris
Brown
2) What A-list actress/musician/TV host was seen having lunch with that funny lady/TV host? Could this mean she finally might be coming out? Queen Latifah/Ellen DeGeneres
3) What B-list actress, Oscar nominee and all-around kook was seen with some anti-Scientology literature in her tote bag? Hmmm, maybe the rumors about handing over her Twitter to her still-in-the-cult sister are true.. Juliette Lewis sister married to Ethan Suplee
4) Which C-list celeb offspring who recently announced an engagement to a woman might have a new former A-list rapper/reality star sugar daddy on the side? Evan Ross (Ashlee Simpson)/T. I.
5) Which former A-list Oscar winning actor is still shopping around that story that he was going to do a sequel to one of his better known films with that deceased royal? Nobody's really buying it. Kevin Costner/Princess Diana sequel to "The Bodyguard"
6) Which stage mom from hell is stalking that fashion editor after she did a little payola to put her meal ticket on the cover of her magazine? Like she would want to be friends with her anyway. Kris Jenner (Kim Kardashian’s mom)/Anna Wintour "Vogue"
7) What cable late night host is ending her show because she's beefing with her ex-boyfriend who happens to be the network's top honcho? Chelsea Handler
8) What soon-to-be former A-list pop diva keeps her coke in pill capsules? She was seen snorting one at that big awards show last year. Lady Gaga
9) What former A-list action star is contemplating retiring from movies again after his latest flick bombed big time? Arnold Schwarzenegger
10) Which A-list actress and Oscar winner/nominee has been toting around a new man while she's globe-trotting?
11) What almost B-list heartthrob and jerk is still clubbing with his dad despite warnings from his lawyers not to? Robin Thicke (Alan)
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#1**
That didn't take long. This B+ list mostly movie actor who has A list endowment
spent two nights hooking up with this supermodel. When she went by his hotel
to surprise him on day three he was with another woman in his hotel room
who was unlucky enough to open the door. Yelling and hair pulling ensued
before our actor could separate them.
Michael
Fassbender/Naomi Campbell
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#2**
This A list everything bought and paid for an escort for his son. The escort
was a porn star the son has always liked. The A lister checked her talent
test before he would let her spend the night with his son.
Sean
'Diddy' Combs’ son Christian 16th birthday
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#3**
This current A list entertainer (singer) who is generally A list in most
of his projects might be newly married to a woman but that was him popping
in and out of clubs in West Hollywood looking for a guy for the night. He
found one, but only spent about 45 minutes with him in the back of our A
lister's chauffeured car. John Legend
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#4**
This Top 5 NBA player has a fake Twitter account he uses to meet women to
hook up with when he is on the road. He told his wife he was done with that
kind of thing when they got married. LeBron James
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#5**
This former A list tweener needs rehab now. The few acting roles she is getting
and her slowed down music career are all being pushed out of the way for
her coke habit. She was at a party a few night ago and snorted up all the
coke she could find. At one point some woman there tried to get a photo of
the former tweener doing lines and it turned into a huge ruckus. I love that
word. She should go now before her world comes crashing down on her when
she is busted. Someone will get a photo soon.
Selena
Gomez
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#6**
This still very much a minor has started on a regimen of lip injections.
Her A list reality star mom probably arranged it.
Kylie
Jenner (Chris Jenner is mom)
Full
photo
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#7**
Kindness: This former B list tweener who used to be an actress has now switched
to singing full-time which her A+ list sister is probably jealous of. Anyway
our former B list tweener convinced a sponsor of a gifting lounge to donate
$20K worth of clothes to homeless people looking for jobs.
Jamie
Lynn Spears (performed on the USS Iowa in Los Angeles)
(at
ACM "Academy of Country Music" gift lounge in Las Vegas)
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#8**
This A list entertainer (singer) who also earns a ton of money doing a part-time
job looked worn out after his night of partying. He is supposedly sober but
kept ordering bottles of booze to his room where he was all alone drinking.
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#1**
What eccentric actor known for a hit 80's tv show and several big screen
character roles, who now dabbles in reality tv, is asking fans to help out
a co-star's family who recently suffered an unexpected loss? The actor has
plenty of money to spend on his own projects, but is asking fans of his current
show to help with funeral costs and rent money.
Bronson
Pinchot
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#2**
If there had to be one actor whom everyone hates working with, it'd be this
guy. He's A+ list actor/singer on Broadway, B-list in movies/TV mostly in
dramatic roles. Multiple Tony wins/nominations. This incident happened during
rehearsals for what was considered to be his comeback show. The actor lambasted
a cast member that was supposed to help him on with a waistcoat at the end
of a scene -- she couldn't get to him because it was the first time they'd
worked with the moving set. He stopped and berated her for 5 minutes: "What
the fuck is the matter with you?" and "I'm not getting the support that I
need" and "I expect you to be here with that damn coat", etc. The female
cast member there and stared at him. When he stopped with his tirade, she
yelled "Mr. _________, I need to clarify one thing: I'm only PLAYING your
maid. Never speak to me that way again or I'll quit." The rest of the cast
and crew cheered as she stomped off the stage, while the actor's face turned
ashen white with horror.
Mandy
Patinkin
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#3**
ACM Awards: Despite taking precautions this up and coming B list singer ended
up being on the red carpet at the same time as the married A list singer
who has tried to ruin her career after sleeping with the B lister was also
on the red carpet. Very awkward moment, but no words exchanged between the
singers and the A lister's wife.
B list singer:
Married A list singer:
A lister’s wife:
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#4**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
was drinking and telling this weekend while out of town. She says that she
keeps giving her B+ list mostly movie actor significant other who is working
some television now chances but he keeps cheating on her. Naomi Watts/Liev
Schreiber; Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#5**
ACM Awards: This nominee in one of the main categories who is making his
first blind item appearance was sloppy drunk before the red carpet even started.
By the time the show was in full swing he was openly flirting and getting
numbers of other women while his wife tried not to cry.
Justin
Moore
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#6**
This A list reality star should use triple protection with her new celebrity
boyfriend. His last celebrity girlfriend lost a baby because of an STD he
gave her.
Khloe
Kardashian/French Montana/Trina
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#7**
ACM Awards: This nominated singer had no date with him. When he was asked
about it, he made a bunch of excuses, but the young, good looking singer
is gay and thinks that coming out will destroy his career as a country singer.
Hunter Hayes
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#8**
This Mad Men actress was at Starbucks this past weekend and spent 10 minutes
ordering one item. She literally asked about every drink and food item and
said she couldn't decide and took out her phone and called someone and asked
what she should get. Apparently she was drunk and looked like a mess.
Jessica
Pare
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **#9**
This Grammy nominated rapper has another full-time day gig that allows him
to earn money when not selling lots of records. He is B list in the music
industry and A list in his town with his other gig. He is married and met
a woman online. She was a big fan of his and arranged to meet him at a show
where he was playing. She says she didn't know he was married. When he told
her the hotel where he was staying she showed up and there several members
of his entourage with him. He said that if she wanted to stay she needed
to have sex with him right then and there in front of everyone. She did.
She got pregnant. At first everything was fine and when she told him he said
that he wanted to meet her family so she took him to meet her family. Everything
was great and then she found out he was married and asked him about it and
he dumped her. She ended up getting an abortion and he still tries to hook
up with her all the time.
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/07 **#1**
Weird family fight this weekend. Child cried over coyote snack. Mom the enabler
shoved a replacement at her. All better, right? Nope. Everybody was on the
phone yelling at each other. Dad criticized Mom for "not allowing [Child]
to grow up and learn to deal with responsibility and pain and disappointment
like an adult." Mom responsibly sat down with Child to smoke copious amounts
of weed together to deal with the pain and disappointment of that
criticism.
Mom: Tish Cyrus
Dad: Billy Ray Cyrus
Child: Miley Cyrus
Dog
Floyd
New
Dog
79.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/07 **#2**
You just keep dating the same guy (who drinks and does drugs and treats you
badly and fucks other women) over and over again and expecting a different
result. Wake up, Pop Star! It’s never going to happen! When you lie
down with slime, you wake up with naked photos on the internet. We went through
this last year. You and all of your dwarf friends know exactly how they got
there. Oh, and yes, your boyfriend is still cheating on you. As recently
as a couple of week ago. Still all feroz about protecting him?
Pop Star: Demi Lovato
Slimy boyfriend: Wilmer Valderamma
80.
WINE
AND SASS 04/07
These two once A-list celebrities and actress and a singer though both claim
to be triple threats, both talented, now circling the drain just above D-list
with their A-list name recognition had a terrible beef with each other a
little over ten years ago because this C-list waste of space mostly television
actor was playing them both. The singer clearly one that battle in a song
she wrote about the actress. The actress was a joke for the entire summer.
And blames that song for her most serious relapse into addiction. The singer
is not a saint herself. She has issues of her own she won't resolve, most
of them having to do with her father, and numbs herself with drugs and eating
disorders, even though through her family connections, she's still doing
rather well for herself. Well, recently, the two crossed paths again at an
LA bar. The actress threw a drink in the singer's face, and said, "Oh sorry,
I must've messed up those $29.99 clothes you wear to stay relevant." And
the singer once again, always smarter than people give her credit for, wiped
off her face, and said, "At least I didn't trade my self respect and did
anal for an ugly Yves Saint Laurent," and had the actress bounced. Not
Selena/Demi. Think older. Bonus points if you can name the hit song that
humiliated the actress for an entire summer. Triple bonus points if you can
name the actor that messed them both up.
Singer: Ashlee Simpson
Actress: Lindsay Lohan
Actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Song:
"Boyfriend"
Lyrics
81.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/07
She’s a former video vixen, reported to be depending on the producer
of her cancelled show to Set It Off. Sources reveal this Diamond has been
using what she’s got to lure her producing-Queen to land her what she
wants. And, what she wants is said to be another TV gig — ideally, like
the shot-calling ‘on the set’ she landed from her DL lesbian liaison
in La Land. Don’t believe me.. Just ask MC Lyte. Dig the drop: "She’s
a lesbian for her benefit only. When she was doing that show "All of Us",
she was smashing Jada AND Will. She used to play the back but once she busted
it wide open for ______, she took over as leading lady. Since the show’s
been cancelled.. she’s banking on _____ to secure her a new lane to
play." Now, can you guess the female hustler I’m talking about?
Video vixen: Lisa Raye
Producer: Queen Latifah
"Single
Ladies"
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress who has had a career resurgence owes it
all to the fact that she is sleeping with a married studio executive who
is so enamored of his muse that he pushed for her to get the role that led
to her return to B listerdom. Now, in his new position he is trying to get
her the lead on a television show that was shot with a different actress
in the pilot. In fact, the pilot is still being shot and the actress everyone
knows in the lead is on the chopping block and doesn't even know it.
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#2**
This seemingly picture perfect marriage between a former A list entertainer
(singer) who will probably always be at least B list because of that name
recognition thing and her celebrity husband is over. That is what she was
telling people this past weekend. The only thing they do together now is
exchange kid(s). Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon; Pink/Carey Hart
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#3**
There is nothing illegal about it, but it seems as if the very young female
employee of this A+ list entertainer (singer) is currently earning most of
her salary by sleeping with a close family member of the A+ lister. The A+
lister has no idea and would probably be devastated to learn the truth.
Taylor Swift (her father)
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#4**
This foreign born B- list entertainer (singer) has been trying to get a weight
loss company to pay her for her recent weight loss. She dropped about 25
pounds and is willing to sign on with any weight loss company that will pay
her. The thing is though, the weight loss is all Adderall and coke. She is
back to her old ways and is desperate to recapture the fame she walked away
from and said she didn't want any longer.
Lily
Allen
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#5**
It is probably the least expected ex sex ever but it happened. This B list
mostly television actress on a hit cable show was doing press for her new
project and was in town at the same time as her B list mostly movie actor
ex. His actress girlfriend was out of town promoting her latest project.
The two exes ran into each other at a restaurant and one thing led to another.
B list actress:
Hit cable show:
New project:
B list actor ex:
Actress girlfriend/her project:
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#6**
Judging by recent events, this former B list reality star turned B-/ list
mostly movie actress is apparently still holding a grudge against her ex
reality co-star. Probably because they woke up in bed one morning to find
his then still girlfriend standing over them. He had told the co-star the
pair had split.
Julianne
Hough/Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Kate Upton "Julianne Hough Disses Maks
Chmerkovskiy"
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#7**
KINDNESS: This late night talk show host doesn't get much press but he is
incredibly funny. He is also generous. He paid for the conversion of a van
for the father of a staffer on his show who was paralyzed. He also paid for
the refitting of the house to make it accessible. Nice touch.
Craig
Ferguson
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#8**
This former A list entertainer (singer) who had one truly great album and
year is having an affair with the school teacher of one of her kids. She
is married to a permanent A list entertainer who is about twice her age.
Paul Simon/Edie Brickell (youngest son born in 1998)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actress who made a splash in the news this
week passed out right on the floor of the hotel bar where she is staying.
Her boyfriend wasn't around to help so staffers got her back to her room.
Kirsten
Dunst/Garrett Hedlund
(sparks
debate over support for traditional gender roles)
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#10**
It all started as a way for this A+ list entertainer (singer) to try and
stop her husband from always cheating. They agreed he would stop cheating
and she agreed to allow another woman into the bedroom. They picked someone
who they both knew and that the husband was mentoring. What the wife didn't
find out until later was that her husband had a sexual history with the woman
brought in to spice things up. Our A+ lister hit it off with the woman
immediately. They went everywhere together and talked and texted all the
time. They were inseparable. Our A+ lister had previously never been with
a woman but she was more than willing with this woman. She welcomed it and
she was also happy because it seemed as if her husband had changed. He was
staying faithful and never suspected the past history between the woman and
her husband. She also didn't know that her husband was continuing to see
the woman away from the threesomes. Because the woman was so involved in
their lives, what used to be a once a month thing between the husband and
the other woman soon turned into a once a week thing and then almost daily.
The other woman was with the husband frequently and would come running whenever
he called. Our A+ lister was told by an employee what was happening and when
she confronted the other woman the other woman lied and said nothing was
happening. Our A+ lister then confronted her husband who admitted what had
been going on. Our A+ lister and husband almost split at that point because
the husband said he had feelings for the other woman. This was not just a
one time thing. For a period of about three months the A+ lister and her
husband didn't spend much time together at all. It was only after the husband
jettisoned the other woman from his life and set her up with her current
love interest that the A+ lister finally was ready to forgive.
Beyoncé/Jay-Z/Rita
Ora/Calvin Harris
92.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/08
This organization is going to have a lot to answer for if this woman’s
passing is linked to their practices. In the weeks and months just prior
to her demise, she lost an extreme amount of weight, supposedly from a "diet."
That was no "diet." That was a "purification" ritual prescribed by the
organization. She was told by their leaders that it would cleanse her of
the toxins that had built up in her body after years of substance abuse.
The purification consisted of excessive exercise (several hours each day),
very restricted food intake, vitamins, and long sauna sessions (sweating
out the toxins for four or five hours a day). Does that sound healthy to
you?
Woman: Peaches Geldof
Organization: Scientology or Ordo Templi Orientis
93.
WINE
AND SASS 04/08
This C-List celebrity with A-list tabloid recognition, wants the world to
think she's in very high demand, but the fact is, she's just hyping the scraps
coming her way. Sure, her pilot was picked up, but she's getting paid peanuts,
and it comes with a rigorous filming schedule. Something she's never had
to do, and a work ethic isn't exactly her thing. Her rider has been rejected
four times, and if she doesn't quit making diva demands, she will be replaced
by this much more likeable C-list country singer. Everything is wrapped into
this new show. Everything. Her reality show, her recording contract, her
touring deal. It all hinges on this one thing. She needs the money and the
credit is tapped out. She's quelling her anxiety with pills while her husband
continues to bleed her dry and use her for warfare when it comes to his ex.
Tori
Spelling/LeAnn Rimes ('True Tori' got a second season, 'LeAnn and Eddie'
didn't. 'The Spotlight' went back into preproduction because LeAnn was a
nightmare and they want Kellie Pickler and are willing to wait for her,
especially with how popular the new judges on The Voice are this
season.)
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who also has starred on some
very popular television shows is not exactly known for treating women well.
He also happens to be having a fling with a mostly television actress who
is a couple of years younger than the age of consent and is having a breakout
year.
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#2**
This A list Academy Award winner/nominee actress has previously been married
to a man but is about to come out as gay. Hilary Swank; Helen Hunt; Kathy
Bates
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#3**
This B-/C+list mostly movie actress who has held a variety of jobs to try
and make a name for herself took her new B- list mostly movie actress friend
to dinner. Wouldn't you know they were joined by two very wealthy men. Our
multi-tasker gets a nice referral fee when her matches succeed. Money always
changes hands with her. She doesn't do anything for free.
Julianne
Hough/Nikki Reed
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress offspring has been fired from shows
for being a pain. She also can't get hired because she is a pain. She spends
most of her time now having her publicist and her lowly paid assistants try
and get free stuff for the actress so she can feature it on her unsuccessful
copycat website. She asks for thousands of dollars worth of products each
week.
Katie
Cassidy "Tomboy KC"
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#5**
"With all the pills she pops all day long, I'm shocked she is even able to
stand, let alone film anything." A crew member discussing this B list mostly
television actress who has stayed in the spotlight for a very long time based
on the success of one show long ago cancelled.
Jennie
Garth
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#6**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who still has that A list name
recognition from two hit roles but a B- list career since, recently turned
down a $25K paycheck because she gave herself a Tarot card reading and decided
it wasn't best for her. She has also been known to stay inside if she doesn't
like her horoscope. Guess those marriages not working out were ok by the
stars though.
Melanie
Griffith "Working Girl"/"The Bonfire of the Vanities"
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#7**
This married B- list television/movie actress who is known for more than
her acting which honestly sucks is ticked off because she slept with an A
list director after he promised her a role in a great movie. He ended up
giving it to another actress who had never previously acted.
B- list television/movie actress: Brooklyn Decker
Known for: modeling and Andy Roddick’s wife
A list director: Nick Cassavetes
Movie: "The Other Woman"
Actress never previously acted: Kate Upton
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#8**
It should be really interesting how this B- list reality star from a B+ list
reality show is going to get married considering she is already married.
The pile of money she stands to gain is too large for her not to try to get
secretly divorced.
Lily
Ghalichi "Shahs of Sunset"
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#9**
There are not many actors worse than this guy. Not in acting talent, but
in the truly awful way he treats women. There are some days when I hear for
the 20th time about what he has done to some woman I sincerely hope the former
A list mostly television actor got the gift that keeps on giving when he
cheated on his wife with that former reality star everyone hated. Apparently
our actor is cheating on his new girlfriend. That is not shocking. What is
shocking is that it took him a few months to actually get around to it. He
would probably say they have an open relationship. His idea of an open
relationship though is to make his girlfriend watch him have sex with another
woman and dump them if they refuse. In the past he has had sex with teens
below the age of consent. He has forced women who got pregnant to get abortions
by threats and promises. He absolutely destroyed one girlfriend. I'm honestly
shocked that she didn't end up on meds because of the way he treated her.
She is amazing for being able to fight through what she did. His current
girlfriend should just jump ship but she won't because he preys on people
who won't leave. A truly horrible guy.
Former A list television actor: Chad Michael Murray
Show: "One Tree Hill"
Wife: Sophia Bush
Former reality star:
Paris
Hilton
Destroyed girlfriend: Kenzie Dalton first runner-up in the 2005 Miss North
Carolina Teen USA (engaged for 7 years)
Current girlfriend: Nicky Whelan "Left Behind" co-star
103.
BLIND
GOSIP 04/09
A few years before he met and married his famous actress wife, this
multi-hyphenate celebrity was engaged to someone else. Although there were
theories and vague excuses tossed about as to why that engagement ended so
suddenly (Drugs? Alcohol? Infidelity?), the real story was never told. Until
today. They dated for more than five years. He was a celebrity on the rise,
and she was a regular girl. Lots of ups and downs in their relationship,
but she had stuck by him, and he finally proposed (in a very romantic way).
They got busy making wedding plans. One day, she went out to run a few wedding
errands and go shopping. She got back earlier than expected. She found him
in bed. Their bed. In the middle of the afternoon. Fucking someone else.
A man. She was beyond shocked. In all the years they had been together, she
had never known him to cheat on her with a woman, never mind a man! She cried
for days. How could she not have known? How could he not have told her? He
begged and pleaded with her to get past it and accept him for who he was
and marry him. She had stuck by him for years through multiple stints in
rehab but she simply could not get past this. She broke up with him. A few
years later, he met and married a famous actress (who was married before).
They have a kid/s. Man, does she know that he is bisexual?
Celebrity: Keith Urban
(Eating dinner with girlfriend Laura Sigler at Nashville's Café
OneTwoThree, Urban has a man stand outside with a sign reading "Will you
marry me?" She accepts, but the pair never makes it to the altar, splitting
the following year. )
Actress Wife: Nicole Kidman|
Actress Wife’s Ex-Husband: Tom Cruise
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#1**
This long married permanent A list entertainer (singer) has been through
a lot the past two years and it is really causing a big rift in his marriage.
The singer has been spotted hanging out with a blonde who is about half his
age and judging by all the groping and touching and his lack of wedding ring,
perhaps this east coaster should finally call it quits with his wife before
he gets openly busted. Jon Bon Jovi (daughter’s heroin overdose and
firing Richie Sambora)
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actor will be A once his franchise starts
filming again. In the meantime he is on another project and producers are
hoping he can make it through without going to rehab. Since they cast him
he has gone steadily downhill and is generally a mess of coke and booze by
the end of each day of filming. They are just grateful that he can look kind
of rough for the part he is filming.
Sam
Worthington
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#3**
This B- list mostly television actress who has been in hit movies and television
shows and always seems to turn up everywhere before bringing chaos to each
production is trading drugs for sex with a celebrity who specializes in that
kind of thing and has at least one high profile casualty to his name.
Actress:
Michelle Trachtenberg
Celebrity: Kid Cudi
High profile casualty: Amanda Bynes
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#4**
Apparently the source of the hatred between this A list mostly movie actress
and her B list mostly television actress co-star stems from an incident where
the B lister slept with the then boyfriend of the A lister and when confronted
told her to get over it. Yeah, I'm surprised the A lister didn't have the
B lister killed off.
A list actress:
B list actress:
A list’s boyfriend:
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor who was on a hit almost network
show forever was married almost as long. His affair during shooting with
this C+ list mostly television actress who is known for her name and for
one great role in an even better movie that I saw about 100 times back in
the day ended his marriage. The relationship with the actress didn't last
either and our actor has seemed out of sorts while promoting his latest movie.
Actor: Tom Welling
Show: "Smallville"
Latest movie: "Draft Day"
C+ actress:
Great role:
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#6**
This B- list mostly movie actress is married but has been cheating on her
wife with this fairly recent out designer.
Actress:
Designer: Jenna Lyons (J. Crew)
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#7**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor who has seen his career fall
almost as fast as his drug use has increased visited his ex on the set of
a production she was lucky to get cast in. Needing drug money, the actor
stole some money from an unlocked trailer and now his ex is having to use
almost her entire pay from the project to pay back the money that was stolen.
Edward
Furlong/Monica Keena "Manson Girls"
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#8**
This former A list tweener convinced her sometime boyfriend to pay for a
private jet just so she wouldn't have to give up her stash of coke. That
seems like a really bad business decision given the cost of the two items.
Selena
Gomez/Justin Bieber
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#9**
This actress is mostly television. She doesn't do much acting any longer
although she still identifies herself as one. She has a tough time getting
roles because she just isn't that great at it. Her movies have been bombs
and if it were not for a lucky casting break which she got by sleeping with
the creator of the show, she wouldn't even really be known. Because of that
casting break though, she got her dream. There is no craft for her. She is
all about being as famous as possible and that means getting her photo taken
almost daily. It also means that she tries to befriend people even more famous
than her. She likes that attention. She knows the quickest way to get attention
is to have a boyfriend and she has gone through a series of them in the past
few years. None of them really last that long because she pushes them out
in public with her and from day one of any relationship she starts leaking
things to tabloids about the couple and loves seeing her quotes on sites
and in the weekly tabloids. Whether the guys like it or not she puts them
out in public and most of them give up on her and the idea after a week or
two. She loves telling tabloids she is serious about a guy and hoping for
marriage and her script never varies. Even the tabloids are getting tired
of it and that is because she is losing her appeal. The longer she stays
away from any new projects, the less interesting she becomes. She is hoping
to land that one big relationship or create some type of scandal because
she thinks it will buy her a few more years of fame.
Eva
Longoria
113.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/10 **#1**
This top professional athlete screwed up badly and is now desperately trying
to cover his tracks! He has always been very active on social media. He passes
his time on Twitter and Instagram following and interacting with literally
hundreds of women. Then he did something incredibly stupid and illegal. He
knows that he is in big trouble. He also knows that his salacious history
with women online will come back to haunt him… so he is trying to cover
it up! In the past seven days he has unfollowed literally hundreds of women
in his accounts! It may help in in the court of public opinion, but it certainly
won’t help him in the courtroom! Those electronic footprints last forever,
and subpoenas will quickly bring all of his raunchy conduct – including
lots of really explicit and vulgar conversations and naked photos –
to light. Colin Kaepernick
(49ers QB Colin
Kaepernick Sexual Assault Investigation)
114.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/10 **#2**
If a celebrity dumps their agent or manager or publicist before securing
a new one, it’s almost always because something has gone seriously wrong.
In the case of this young star, there are so many things going wrong concurrently
that it’s hard to single out just one thing. She used to try to hide
her bad behavior. Now she is doing everything more openly and defiantly.
She swigs vodka and does lines of coke in front of the same people who tried
to get her into rehab. She is getting drunk and doing coke every day. She
brags about having unprotected sex with her famous boyfriend. She is avoiding
her family. She is spending money like crazy. Everyone (including some celebrity
friends) who seriously tried to stop her or help her has gotten the boot.
Her managers were the absolute last line of defense. Now that they’ve
been fired, there is no stopping her or helping her. Now everyone who genuinely
cares about her is forced to watch helplessly from the sidelines as she spirals
downward. The only people left? Her boyfriend and an assortment of party
friends, hangers on, enablers, and users. Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
(Selena Gomez
Drops Parents As Managers)
115. DAILY MIRROR
(U.K.) 04/10
Which two Hollywood divas absolutely loathe each other? During promotion
for their recent Oscar-nominated movie, they refused to do press conferences
together and insisted on separate flights for their various overseas
premieres.
Diva 1: Scarlett Johansson
Diva 2: Amy Adams
Movie: "Her"
116.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/10
Is someone using the law for publicity? Restraining orders are serious business.
Unfortunately, they can get some folks a lot of attention too!
"America's
Next Top Model: star Eva Marcille/rapper Kevin McCall
117.
POPBITCH
(BRITISH BLOG) 04/11
Which international pop superstar has been developing a roaring coke habit?
At a Hollywood Hills party she was so muntered she couldn't walk in a straight
line and fell in the swimming pool. (You won't guess; she's a dark horse...)
Katy Perry
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: For the first half of his career, this actor/director and
jack of all trades was A-list, until his ego and personal demons got the
better of him, putting him on the B-list until his classic films got reevaluated
and his reputation somewhat restored before his passing. He told the executor
of his will that he wanted his ashes scattered in a limestone well on the
property of his Spanish manor and seal up the well to prevent vandalism.
What he privately told his closest friends is that he wanted to be buried
in his Midwest hometown beside his mother. The latter motion was done under
a veil of secrecy and there he rests in peace. And the well? The actor privately
had the uncut film prints of his most famous works lowered into the well
with orders not to open the well.. ever.
Orson
Welles
Orson
Welles buried
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#2**
After exchanging numbers the night before, this married B list now mostly
movie actor yesterday hooked up with this barely hanging onto B list mostly
movie actress who has been playing the field a lot lately.
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actor who was losing his A list status until a recent
non-movie project vaulted him firmly back into A list kept his male lover
at a distance during an event this week but was glued to his side before
and after as they arrived and left in the same car. Kevin Spacey Netflix
"House of Cards"
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#4**
This former A+ list reality star was spotted kissing and groping this current
A list reality star. Besides ticking off his significant other if he was
caught, some of her family members would have especially been horrified at
his choice of partners.
Former A+ list reality star: Ray J (girlfriend: Princess Love)
A list reality star:
Her family members:
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#5**
This C list celebrity thanks to her A list actor husband recently went under
the knife to get breast implants. She thinks Playboy is her next step to
achieving fame without riding the coattails of her jerk husband. Hilaria
(Alec) Baldwin
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#6**
This B- list mostly movie actress is going to drop to C soon because I just
don't like her. She only stays at B because of her name. Nobody likes her.
Nobody. I'm not even sure her husband likes her. Anyway, she was trying to
get into a building this week and there was a line of people also waiting
to get in. Our actress started yelling at them to get out of her way because
she is a celebrity. She tried to get security to let her in first but they
said she had to wait in line to go through security like everyone else.
Jessica
Biel
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor who sometimes has been an A+ lister with his
franchise was walking a little funny at his premiere the other night. Apparently
he gets enemas twice a week and he went to a place he had never been before
because he was in a new city and something bad happened. That's how he put
it. "Something bad happened."
Johnny Depp
"'Transcendence"
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#8**
This foreign born B- list entertainer (singer) sometime actress says that
when she is with another woman it is not cheating on her entertainer (singer)
boyfriend. Well, she has been the standard in cheating in recent years so
the new woman every night she is with will not be considered cheating by
me either.
Rita
Ora/Calvin Harris
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#9**
She wasn't sick. She just had no intentions of being dragged into photo ops
by her opportunistic B list celebrity mom.
Frances
Bean/Courtney Love "Rock Hall Of Fame" induction for Nirvana (Kurt
Cobain)
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#10**
I'm shocked. This A+ list entertainer (singer) who will always be A list
at least in the singing part of her career stayed after an exercise class
twenty minutes to take photos with everyone in the class who wanted one with
her. She has never done that before. Ever. She always comes in a few minutes
late and leaves a few minutes early.
Madonna
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#11**
After a very long absence my accountant friend has returned and these four
people all gave to charity. Some gave over $1M and one only gave $100 despite
earning millions.
#1 - This former A+ list entertainer (singer) who will always be A list especially by bartenders and people who think they can play piano gave away about $5M last year to schools and programs to benefit music programs. Billy Joel
#2- This A+ list mostly movie actor talks a big game, but when it comes to writing checks he wrote one for $100 to a church garage sale. The actor earned well over $20M last year.
#3 - This former A list tweener is an a-hole and I still don't like him but he did manage to give away a little over $2M last year to charity and he hasn't started classifying hookers as a charity yet. Justin Bieber
#4 - This A- list mostly television actor is on a very hit network show that he has been on a very long time. Made about $10M last year and gave $25K to charity. Jon Cryer
129. MR.
X 04/11 **BLIND ITEMS 1 THRU 6**
1) Which "wife" of an A-list Oscar nominated actor drank a whole bottle of
champagne at an event a few days ago in front of her husband who's trying
to maintain his sobriety? Two flunkies had to physically carry her out of
the place.
2) What other leading man from that sci-fi franchise is contemplating in coming out? He's just tired of the bearding. Chris Pine "Star Trek" franchise
3) Which B-list R&B songstress kept her distance at a birthday party last night from the man she still thinks had a hand in her late husband's death? Faith Evans/"The Notorious B.I.G."/Suge Knight (P. Diddy’s son’s 16th birthday)
4) What former A-list diva has been stuck doing casino tours for the last few years after her last arena tour proved to be a compete disaster, burning all of the bridges she had left? Diana Ross
5) What eccentric pop singer is considering dropping her alter ego for good? Nicki Minaj; Lady Gaga
6) What closeted tween idol and current reality show star is already a regular at several WeHo nightspots? One establishment already has a drink named after him. Cody Simpson
130. MR.
X 04/11 **BLIND ITEMS 7 THRU 12**
7) Which former panelist on that long running chat show might be returning,
after she mended fences with her former boss?
Rosie
O’Donnell/Barbara Walters "The View"
8) What B-list couple who are against the paparazzi photographing their kids are also ones who regularly call them beforehand to stage some shots? Hypocrites. Kristen Bell/Dax Shepard
9) What '60s blonde bombshell/mostly TV actress has been sleeping with businessmen overseas for a price?
10) What comedy legend was a complete un-PC mess at a recent Q&A session, upsetting fans who dropped some big bucks for some seats? Should we really be shocked? Jerry Lewis (Jerry Lewis Is Still Alive (and Still a Piece of Shit))
11) What A-list triple threat always has people scratching their heads, wondering why such a nice guy like him ended up with a nasty bitch of a wife?
12) Which country music legend recently had horrible looking plastic surgery on her face, which worried her PR team at first because they thought she had a stroke? Dolly Parton
131.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/11 **#1**
This TV star has always been a talented and beautiful girl. Her looks stayed
consistent over the past few years as she became more famous… until
she met him. His idea of female beauty was different, bigger, more extreme.
He wanted more of everything! More hair, more body, more makeup. So she got
the plastic surgery and a makeover and transformed herself… until she
oddly began to resemble another celebrity! Someone who we think looks more
like a porn star than an actress. She initially liked all the attention the
extreme new look brought her, but now that the relationship is over, she
is questioning why she changed her look for him in the first place, and whether
or not she should keep it. So she’s asking around for people’s
opinions. Keep it or change it? What should stay and what should go? She
reads BG every day, so let her know what you think! Try to be nice about
it, though. The breakup wasn’t easy on her.
TV Star: Naya Rivera
Her ex: Big Sean
The celebrity she now resembles: Kim Kardashian
132.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/11 **#2**
A delivery company in the Los Angeles area recently attempted a delivery
to the home of this famous Hollywood acting couple. The delivery guy was
greeted at the front door by young child (under the age of ten). When he
asked for the Actor, the child told them, "Daddy doesn’t live at this
house anymore. Mommy lives at this house. Daddy lives at the other house."
An adult quickly came to the door, pulled the child inside, signed for the
package and told the delivery person not to pay any attention to the child.
"They don’t know what they’re talking about." Sure sounds to us
like they did! We didn’t know that this couple’s relationship was
in trouble, so we’ll all just have to wait and see if there is an
announcement of a breakup soon!
Actor:
Actress:
133. WINE
AND SASS 04/11
This C-list reality star, has a project that could make her a crossover star
outside of her fanbase, but the minute she stepped on the set, she's been
a complete nightmare, with demands, drunken tirades, gunning for certain
co-stars, and even hitting on one of the co stars to the point he asked
production to keep them apart because she wasn't taking no for an answer,
and he was feeling uncomfortable. This C-list celebrity with A-list name
recognition, took her aside and let her know that twice as many people were
going to see these antics than on her regular project, so it was time to
behave. The celeb in question seems to have it stuck on repeat in her head
that the only way to get ratings and job security is to bring the crazy.
The C-list celebrity was working on collaborating with her on a new fashion
project, but once she got told off, she's going to take the deal to someone
else. Being a cable darling is one thing, but you start messing with the
big daddy network, expect a lot of your quick success to evaporate, and the
people waiting for you to fail to swoop in and capitalize on it for their
own interests in making you look bad.
Show: "Celebrity Apprentice"
C- list reality star: Brandi Glanville
C- list celebrity: Leeza Gibbons
Gunning for: Kenya Moore; Kate Gosselin
Hitting on: Johnny Damon
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#1**
At least two people saw this former B list mostly movie actress get passed
water glasses that had been loaded up with vodka on a very recent long flight.
She never ordered anything. Someone else did and then would pass her a glass
filled with the booze.
Lindsay
Lohan at Coachella
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actor left his premiere early to use drugs and ended
up getting hammered on booze too. By the time he made an appearance at an
after party he could barely stand and left for a threesome with his male
B+ list celebrity best friend and a woman they picked up. Doubt he could
perform at that point.
Johnny
Depp/Marilyn Manson
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#3**
The 90's" Back in the day this entertainer ("singer") was A list. She was
married to a former A list mostly movie actor but cheated on him with this
still really good looking former A list mostly television actor who now makes
a ton of money doing commercials.
Paula
Abdul/Emilio Estevez/John Stamos
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#4**
The 80's: This very recent Academy Award winner/nominee filmed a movie back
in the 80's and was accused by his co-star of sexually assaulting her during
filming by penetrating her during a sex scene.
Actor: Bruce Dern "Nebraska"
Actress: Maude Adams
Movie:
"Tattoo"
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#5**
Ben Affleck once had sex with this former B+ list mostly movie actress while
she was married to an A list mostly movie actor. Probably why the two actors
can't stand each other. Robin Wright/Sean Penn
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#6**
Prior to hooking up with Anna Kournikova, Enrique Iglesias spent some time
with this A list entertainer (singer) who he dumped because of her drug use
and love of female strippers.
Christina
Aguilera
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#7**
This mostly television actress has been as high as A list and as low as C
list. In other words, she kind of fluctuates. She got her first big break
in a television show because one of her tricks was a producer on the show
and he wanted to see our actress on a daily basis. They did until she got
married. Eva Longoria
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#8**
This entertainer (singer) was A list not that long ago. Bad choices, drug
use and she was gone. A one album wonder. In the past couple of years she
has been in the news for her erratic behavior. Anyway, in the past few months
she has been stalking her A list celebrity ex and showing up at his NYC apartment
and once got past the doorman and slept in front of his apartment door.
Fiona
Apple/David Blaine
142. READER BLIND ITEMS 04/13
These are blind items sent in by readers!
1: This B-list actress from a now-defunct, network hit comedy show comes
across like her character: Innocent, sweet, adorable...but was a total bitch
behind the scenes? She was constantly late, made people (assistants) wait
on her hand and foot and acted like everyone was something she found on the
bottom of her shoe? She’s worked very little since. Jenna
Fischer
2: This A+-list actress who is known for her "granola" approach to life recently got on the cleanse bandwagon and now no one can be within 3 feet of her. She's gassy and has horrendous breath. Julia Roberts
3. A former A lister actor/director/producer/singer has a tuna commercial in Italy to promote tuna. Kevin Costner's Italian Rio Mare Tuna commercial
4. A famous A lister foreigner singer appears in a commercial in Italy to promote a yogurt stimulating lazy intestines. Shakira’s Italian Activia Commercial
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#1**
This former B+ list mostly movie and television actor is now known for all
the drugs he did. He also has had some very famous co-stars and got a huge
paycheck by selling the story of an illegitimate child one of his co-stars
had. Nick Stahl/Arnold Schwarzenegger
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#2**
If you think Sean Penn is Charlize Theron's worst choice ever in a sexual
partner, you probably don't know that she used to hook up with this former
B list mostly movie actor from an acting family who is also a world class
fuckup but still seems to have the love of his ex-wife.
David
Arquette
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#3**
This married former A list mostly television actor turned reality star better
hope his wife doesn't find out what our actor did. He recently wrote a very
large check to settle a sexual assault claim against him. Nothing new for
the actor but when he was A list the studios would pay the settlements for
him. Alan
Thicke "Unusually Thicke"
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#4**
This first super model in years who is a true super model and can rock a
runway is cheating on her boyfriend with this married A list entertainer
(singer).
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#5**
This A list talk show host has found a new way to not get caught cheating
on his wife. He hangs out every night with different groups of people but
one of those people is always his early 20's girlfriend.
Jimmy
Fallon
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actress has no shows currently on the
air but still enjoys A list name recognition. She has always had strange
relationships. Apparently in a book she is writing she blames it all on this
B+ list mostly movie actor turned convicted sex offender who spent time alone
with the actress when she was much younger. Jennifer Love Hewitt
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress used to have regular threesomes with
this female former A list entertainer (singer) and whatever guy they could
find. Generally it was the guy who dated them both.
Drew
Barrymore/Courtney Love/Edward Norton
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#8**
This A list mostly movie and television actress is also an Academy Award
winner/nominee. No one has directly asked her about her sexuality. They might
now because of her very very young new girlfriend who looks like she is about
16, but is actually a doctor in her late 20's which is still well below half
the age of our actress. Kathy Bates
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#9**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor finally settled down because his
now actress wife refused to get an abortion when she got pregnant. Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13 **#10**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is loved by guys she sleeps
with marries and works with. Women? Not so much. Our actress has very few
female friends and the only one who even comes close gets paid by our actress
as an employee. She likes doing her franchise because there are so few women
in it.
Kate
Beckinsale "Underworld"
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#1**
MTV Movie Awards: This married A list entertainer (rapper)/reality star was
spotted making out with this still under age model/singer/friend of reality
stars. She is doing just fine with her recording career, but he said that
he wanted to work with her on her first record. Apparently there is going
to be a price. Pia Mia Perez (Kanye West's Protégé)
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#2**
MTV Movie Awards: This A list Disney tweener on a hit show for them seemed
shocked and definitely overwhelmed when she was backed into a corner by this
A+ list mostly movie actor. When someone asked her what he said to her, she
said he asked her whether she wanted to join a threesome with him and his
actress girlfriend. She said no, and apparently he was really aggressive
about it and she looked kind of scared too. Zendaya or Bella Thorne/Jared
Leto/Lupita Nyong'o
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#3**
Coachella: This foreign born former B list mostly movie actress with A list
name recognition left her baby and her significant other behind and spent
20 minutes having sex with this Academy Award winner. It is apparently something
they have done before. You also got the feeling that she was just a number
for him that day.
Actress:
Sienna Miller (significant other: Tom Sturridge)
Academy Award winner : Jared Leto
Sienna and Jared
at Coachella in 2008
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#4**
This B list mostly television actor/comedian from a long running network
show hit on about ten different women at a party over the weekend. Try as
he might, no woman was willing to go back to his place with him. They were
more interested in some other celebrities that were at the party. Our actor
lost out to several of these other celebrities and left the party alone.
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#5**
This married B list mostly television actor turned A list talk show host
spent the night at the apartment of a waitress he met this weekend while
out of town. He told her he couldn't take her back to his hotel room because
people would be watching. Steve Harvey (in Akron, OH); Jimmy
Fallon
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#6**
Old Hollywood Blind Item: If you're wondering how that feud between those
two A++ list Oscar nominated/winning actresses started, it started long before
they co-starred in that cult classic of a movie together. Back in the '30s,
the elder of the two actresses caught her future arch enemy sleeping with
not only her first B-list actor husband, but her second as well.
Older
actress: Joan Crawford
Younger actress: Bette Davis
Cult movie: "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?"
Husbands: Douglas Fairbanks, Jr./Franchot Tone
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#7**
Old Hollywood Blind Item: Even though this Oscar nominated actress and singer
was A-list for a brief period, the impact she had on the film industry as
a whole was groundbreaking. Earlier on in her career, when she was a still
a struggling B/C-lister, she got married to her childhood sweetheart who
only saw it as an opportunity to cheat on her and/or physically abuse her
at any possible time. When she became pregnant with their child, he ordered
her to get an abortion or else. She refused and he left for quite a while,
mostly spending money on booze and hookers. When she started to go into labor,
her family members were very slow to call the ambulance and she nearly gave
birth on the front lawn. Unfortunately, the child wound up to be mentally
disabled and soon after she divorced her husband, she was forced to sign
her child over to a group home. Fortunately, she soon found solace in the
man who would give her the break she needed.
Actress:
Dorothy Dandridge
Impact: first black actress to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best
Actress
Break: "Carmen Jones"
Solace in: Otto Preminger
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#8**
Coachella: This B list celebrity/reality star offspring loves to tell people
how she is sober. A weekend of boozing and massive coke use later, I wonder
if she will still keep spouting that.
Kelly
Osbourne
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#9**
This time she has really upset the wrong people. Apparently this former B
list mostly movie actress who barely acts and is an awful person who doesn't
deserve any more chances got paid $250K for a weekend of sex. She stayed
one night and then said she had to leave for work. The man who paid wants
his money back. Good luck on getting that. I can't believe anyone would pay
her for sex.
Lindsay
Lohan
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#10**
This B list mostly television actress has been forced to make her living
in ways other than acting because her shows and movies keep bombing has been
cheating on her husband with this foreign born B- list mostly movie actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee she used to hook up with before she
got married. He is about twice her age.
Actress: Jessica Alba
Make a living in other way: The Honest Company, a collection of toxin-free
household goods, diapers, and body care products
Foreign born actor:
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14 **#11**
This entertainer (singer) is probably B list. He has an A list name and he
has dated and married some of the biggest names on the planet. He is aging.
He has done a lot of really awful things in his life, but this one stands
out as the biggest bad thing. Back when he was an A list entertainer (singer)
he was always having sex with groupies. He especially loved teens. Young
teens. High school teens were his favorite. At a concert he ran into a teen.
She was maybe 15 at the time. He took an instant liking to her and started
seeing her all the time. He would have probably been in his mid 30's at the
time. Yeah. A real winner this guy. She soon left home and went on tour with
the singer. While on tour, she was about 16 and he started filming their
sex. Almost every time. He also started filming her with other men and women
and convinced her she had a future in porn. The official line is she started
shooting porn when she was legal. She had been making videos for years for
him before she hit 18. He made sure he got a piece of the action of her porn
career and pressured her to star in as many films as possible because he
was making a ton of money off her. Even though he was making money off her
and would sleep with her and was controlling her, he had moved on to other
women and finding someone else young. No longer the center of his world and
unable to get him back and pressured to keep making more porn she killed
herself just four years after she started legally making porn.
Entertainer:
Gregg
Allman
Girlfriend:
Shannon Michelle
Wilsey (Savannah)
164.
BLIND
ITEM 04/14 **#1**
We already told you that this girl’s life was in turmoil. Well, here’s
another twist you didn’t see coming! Our Girl used to hang out with
a Talented Performer who was a little bit older and very ambitious. Now
she’s suddenly hanging out with Younger Girls who have no talent. Why
the switch? Well, it’s not accidental. It’s because the Younger
Girls’ Manager is giving our Girl the full-court press to represent
her! Manager found out a month ago that the Girl was considering leaving
her current management team and was immediately in her ear about how she
would be the perfect replacement. She invited the Girl over to her house,
talked to her for hours, and set her up with two of her current clients for
outings to let our Girl see what it would be like to be part of her flock.
Of course, all three are now suddenly seen absolutely everywhere together!
Girl is loving all the publicity she is getting on every outing… and
the potential Manager is on the phone with her every day, reinforcing over
and over and over again how she is the perfect choice to manage the Girl’s
career and her money. We’ll see very soon if her evil plan works.
Girl: Selena Gomez
Talented Performer: Taylor Swift
Younger Girls:
Kendall and
Kylie Jenner
Potential Manager: Kris Jenner
165.
BLIND
ITEM 04/14 **#2**
He is so likable on television that it’s hard to imagine this guy is
such a shitty, drunk, cheating jerk in real life. You have probably heard
about his recent bar adventures. But what you may not know is how often these
bar adventures occur: Every. Night. We’re talking about a fortyish married
guy with a young baby, going out every night after work, getting drunk off
his ass until two or three in the morning, picking up girls who are half
his age, and then spending the night with them at their place or a hotel!
And here’s the really funny part: The next day he goes back to work
and gushes about how much he loves his wife and baby, and prompting the audience
to marvel over what a great husband and father he is! If they only knew what
he had really been doing last night, they might not think he is such a great
guy tonight. Jimmy Fallon
166.
BLIND
ITEM 04/14 **#3**
Underneath all the grunge and weird outfits and hats and jewelry, this film
star is probably still cute. At least he was in his early days. One thing
that hasn’t changed from his early days? His consumption of alcohol!
Yes, we know that he claimed to have given up drinking last year for the
sake of his girlfriend (who is now his fiance), but that didn’t last
long. In fact, he is binge drinking more than ever! The fiance is sticking
with him for now, but his chronically wasted state is creating a lot of friction
between the two. She is telling friends that she does not want to marry and
have children with an addict. He is promising to dry out again, but claims
that he is too busy working right now to jump back into rehab. Johnny
Depp/Amber Heard
167. WINE
AND SASS 04/14
MTV Movie Awards: This B-list mostly movie actor was completely messed up
and trying to score drugs the whole night. At one point, this A-list all
movie actor tried to get him to leave an after party because he was openly
going up to people and either asking for drugs or cash. The B-lister refused
to leave, and wound up hooking up with this C-list celebrity because she
had a wad of cash and a purse full of drugs.
B-list actor: Zac Efron
A-list actor: Seth Rogen
C-list celebrity: Rita Ora
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#1**
Not eating combined with her love of Adderall is causing this B- list entertainer
(singer) some real problems. She only ranks this high because of her name.
If not, for that she would be much much lower on the list. Our entertainer
is self-medicating and not taking the medications that her doctor prescribed.
Her family would like to see her go to rehab. Alexa Ray Joel
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#2**
This former B list reality star still has that A list name recognition, despite
not doing much of anything other than hosting one little show that you probably
have never watched. She is recently married but the only person she is having
sex with is her former boyfriend. Stacy Keibler "Supermarket Superstar"/Geoff
Stults
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#3**
This A- list mostly television actor has been off the radar for a year or
so because of his out of country commitments. Now that he is back, he is
bringing a new level of a-hole behavior with him. In front of his publicist,
he told the woman he is dating to go get naked and wait for him in the bedroom
while he met with the publicist. After a few minutes he went into the bedroom
and said they had a few minutes while the publicist made some calls. Our
actor had sex with the woman and then told her to get dressed and come back
in a few hours so he could meet with the publicist.
Jeremy
Piven
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#4**
This foreign born B list entertainer (singer) who has a reputation for cheating
and is not named Rita Ora was telling her friends over the weekend that the
female best friend of the singer's most famous boyfriend that she cheated
on had been calling her and sexting her. Interesting. It would explain some
things.
B list singer: Ellie Goulding
Famous boyfriend: Ed Sheeran
Female best friend: Taylor Swift
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress who used to be on a hit network
show and has since spent her career mainly in blind items while shooting
really bad movies is telling friends she is pregnant. Her problem is that
she doesn't know if it is her co-star or the producer from her latest movie
who got her pregnant.
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#6**
This offspring of an A list mostly television actress from a hit network
show has a reputation for not being very friendly with the male escorts he
dates for the night. More than once, mom has had to open her checkbook to
make all the trouble go away. Sofía Vergara’s son
Manolo
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actress who had one good role and has
lived off that role for years was recently asked about her child. She couldn't
remember her child's birthday, but after one wrong guess did get the year
of birth right.
Kristin Davis
"Sex and the City"/2014 Laurence Olivier Awards
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#8**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is just as good looking
as the guy he is replacing in a certain project forgot to zip up after using
the facilities at a recent event. Not only does our actor go commando at
black tie events, apparently he has nothing to be ashamed of in the endowment
department.
Actor:
Tom Hiddleston
Replacing: Benedict Cumberbatch
Project: "Crimson
Peak"
Black Tie event:
2014 Laurence
Olivier Awards
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#9**
70's Hollywood: This still A list mostly television actress got the iconic
role that made her A list by sleeping with the wife of a producer. The wife
was convinced our actress was in love with her and the wife kept talking
up the actress to her husband who finally cast our actress. The actress promptly
dropped the wife and began a year long affair with the husband. Sally
Field; Suzanne Somers; Jessica Lange; Farrah Fawcett; Cloris Leachman
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#10**
Last week I heard from an old friend that told me that one of his former
tabloid favorites was back at it again. And by back at it again, I mean cheating.
This time on her husband. When I say tabloid favorite, she was always one
of his favorites, but he never was able to publish much about her because
she would get a story killed quickly. Usually it is because she was or had
been having sex with various reporters or editors at the tabloids. It is
how she has managed to play around for a decade and be a serial cheater but
get away with it. People just think of our actress for her roles. Academy
Award winner/nominee roles. The men in her life will tell you that she is
a great actress but an even better cheat. There was the time she was cheating
on her actor boyfriend who had a really big week a couple of weeks ago. She
cheated on him every day for a year and when he finally figured it out and
dumped her she made it seem like he was in the wrong and he got trashed in
the tabloids that were loyal to her. It took him a long time to recover from
the unjustified beating he took in the press. I mean, this is a woman who
was cheating on him and cheating on the guy (B+ list mostly movie actor)
she was cheating with. She ended up marrying the B+ list actor but they had
to deal with the result of another one of her cheating flings. Oh, she also
broke up the marriage of this at the time A list acting couple. Sure, the
guy in that couple would cheat with anyone, but his actress wife thought
he had changed. One day her actor husband came home from work and said he
was leaving his wife for our cheater who was still a teen at the time. As
soon as the marriage ended, our cheater found another guy and started dating
him.
Tabloid favorite: Jennifer Connelly
Actor boyfriend: Russell Crowe
Big week: "Noah"
Guy (B+ list mostly movie actor): Paul Bettany
Former A list acting couple: Don Johnson/Melanie Griffith
178.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/15 **#1**
As you know, we wrote several blind items about how one young actor was being
bullied out of his job by two other actors on an ensemble TV show. It was
a really ugly situation. Well, we have just learned about a stunning development!
There was SO much fan outcry about his departing the show that the producers
have been forced to reverse their decision! Bullygate is over… and Our
Actor won! Here’s what happened: During several sit-downs with Our Actor,
the producers totally reversed course about his leaving! They apologized
for trying to push him out, begged him to stay… and gave him a huge
bump in pay! He will now be staying through the end of the show’s final
season. The writers also asked him for his input on what to do with his
character. To keep the peace on set, they all agreed that his character will
break up with the character played by the bully actor who wanted him out.
That means Our Actor will now get his own story lines that do not involve
the bully and that will minimize the time that he has to film with both the
nasty people who tried to force him out. This change will have a direct impact
across the show. In fact, it throws it into a bit of turmoil. The producers
and writers are now scrambling to modify locations, story lines, characters,
and everything else! Of course everyone on the show will publicly deny that
it has anything to do with Bullygate… but you will know otherwise! Finally,
we have to emphasize that although Blind Gossip wrote the blind items, it
was really the fans of the show that made this happen. YOU pushed the producers
into doing the right thing. Well done, fans! We’re proud of you!
Our Actor: Darren Criss
TV Show: "Glee"
The Bullies: Lea Michelle & Chris Colfer
179.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/15 **#2**
This pretty television Actress and her musical Fiancee recently broke up.
Lots of rumors and public accusations flying back and forth: Controlling!
Flirtatious! Insecure! Jealous! Cheater! Thief! While both sides are spinning
publicly, we know that there are two facts that both sides privately acknowledge
as being true. The first is that she broke up with him. Yes, we know he said
that he is the one who called off the wedding, but that’s not true.
She ended it. The second is why she ended it. He cheated on her. Our Actress
found a series of text messages on The Fiancee’s phone from a woman
with whom he had hooked up on multiple occasions. It wasn’t the first
time she caught him cheating, but it was with whom he was cheating that was
the final straw. Of course there was a huge fight. She yelled at him for
being a liar and a cheat. He yelled right back that he did it because he
was tired of her flirting with other guys. He also told Our Actress that
she could have a hundred plastic surgeries but she was never going to be
as hot as his famous colleague’s celebrity Significant Other (who is
The Fiancee’s idea of physical perfection). Ouch. You know the rest.
Couples therapy, breakup, accusations, spin. We’ll tell you the wildest
part of the story later today. It’s about the girl with whom the Fiancee
supposedly cheated. You will be shocked when you learn who it was!
Our Actress: Naya Rivera
Musical Fiancee: Big Sean
His colleague: Kanye West
His colleague’s fiancé: Kim Kardashian
180.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/15 **#3**
It is hurtful when your fiancé cheats on you. It is even more hurtful
when it’s with someone you know. This pretty television Actress found
hookup text messages between her Fiance… and one of her television
colleagues! She screamed at The Fiancé about why – of all the
people in the world – why would he fuck around with one of her colleagues?
The Fiance couldn’t even deny it. The evidence was right there on his
phone. Our Actress went absolutely ballistic! She yelled. She swore. She
threw his phone at him. She broke a few things. Believing that the sexual
encounters may have taken place in her bed, she tore the sheets and blankets
and pillows off the bed and threw them out. As you now know, they could not
get past the indiscretion, and they broke up. So, who was Hookup Girl? Which
of Our Actress’ television colleagues was hooking up with The Fiance?
The female half of Bullygate. Allow that to sink in for a moment. Remember
when we told you that Our Actress was unhappy that she was being given the
bum’s rush off her television show because the Producers said that they
didn’t want too many main characters leaving at once? It seemed like
a pretty weak reason at the time, didn’t it? Well, it turns out that
it wasn’t the entire reason. After her affair with The Fiance, Hookup
Actress encouraged Producers to push Our Actress off the show as quickly
as possible! That’s why Our Actress was going to be given the boot first!
Well, now The Producers aren’t pushing anyone out… and Our Actress
is contemplating staying! It’s her choice. Hookup Girl is in agony while
she makes it. Things are very, very tense on the set right now. The writers
are bracing themselves for more plot changes that will be required if Our
Actress stays. What a mess!
Our
Actress: Naya Rivera
Her Fiancee: Big Sean
Hookup Girl: Lea Michele
TV Show: "Glee"
181. WINE
AND SASS 04/15
This 'actress' with A-list name recognition, circling the D-list drain, was
throwing herself at this A-list Academy Award Winner/Nominee. She throws
herself at everyone, really, then gets peeled off the club floor eventually,
so this isn't news. She's super desperate for a high profile romance or rumored
romance to keep her in the headlines that she's ok with making a drunken
ass of herself for that one pap pic to make the rounds. Well, at this event,
the actress was her usual messed up self, getting passed around and used
by a bunch of random guys, and the A-lister tried to go to her aid and get
her in a safe place and away from all the chaos, since no one else around
her seemed to care about her safety. And of course, as usual she was a
belligerent drunk mess to the helping hand, so he does what every A-lister
that tries to play Captain Save a Ho does with her... he walked away. She
ended the night doing a huge amount of drugs and trying to seek out her formal
bitter rival, this B-list former tween star, just to punch her because she
knew she was there and was invited to the A-lister's hangout. Unfortunately,
when you're messed up, you get people confused and wound up getting punched
by the woman she went up to thinking it was the B-lister and bounced from
the event altogether.
Actress: Lindsay Lohan
A list Academy Award Winner/Nominee: Jared Leto
B list former tween star: Hilary Duff
Event: Coachella
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#1**
Some reporters tried to ask this foreign born former A list mostly movie
actress some questions on a red carpet this week but were unable to understand
a word she said. She was talking so softly and mumbling every word and what
they could hear and understand had nothing to do with the question they asked.
She acted like a zombie.
Catherine
Zeta-Jones
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who has probably slipped over time
to B+ and primarily does television now is aging. He was at the Hustler store
with his much younger girlfriend this week and was showing off the bra he
was wearing under his shirt that he said his girlfriend made him wear. He
has always had a little kink in him.
Jeff
Goldblum
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#3**
This A list mostly television actor is A list because of his role. It is
unique, but he still gets classified as A list. Everyone knows his role.
He went off on a waiter at a restaurant this week for getting his order wrong
and chewed the guy out while our actor's wife tried to get him to calm down.
He then started in on his wife for interrupting him.
Kelsey
Grammer
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actress who got her start on television and will
probably always have A list name recognition got a breast augmentation and
lift in preparation for her first topless scene ever. She will probably tell
the world she never got any work done.
Jennifer
Aniston
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#5**
This B list reality star on an A list network reality show has been told
she won't be asked back next season unless she drops some weight. I think
she looks good.
Cheryl
Burke "Dancing With the
Stars"
(Judging
by the amount of weight she has now lost, she must have taken it really
seriously)
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#6**
This B- list mostly movie actor from an acting family, who did have a chance
at starring in a sitcom a couple of years back was a sweaty coke head mess
at a party earlier this week. The actor was dripping sweat everywhere and
finally went without a shirt as he groped women and called them names if
they dared resist or said anything back to him when he groped them. David
Arquette
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#7**
This "Beverly Hills Housewife" was busted at a gifting suite this past weekend
stuffing thousands of dollars worth of items into bags as fast as she could
grab them. A staffer confronted the reality star about it who said that she
thought she could have as many of each item as she wanted. She then said
she didn't want any of it because it was all crap and dropped the bags on
the floor and walked out.
Joyce
Giraud
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#8**
This former A list entertainer (singer) will probably always have A list
name recognition. Despite being linked with some of the biggest names in
rock and also a boyfriend who will have drama forever in his life she has
started hooking up again with this B list mostly television actress who famously
dated one woman, but has been with a string of men since.
Singer: Sheryl Crow
Rock Star Boyfriends: Eric Clapton; Kid Rock
Drama boyfriend: Lance Armstrong
Actress: Anne Heche (dated Ellen DeGeneres)
(they at least
know each other)
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#9**
This married and aging A+ list mostly movie actor apparently has a college
age girlfriend he met two years ago when she worked as a volunteer at a movie
festival in NYC. Robert De Niro "Tribeca Film Festival"
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#10**
This actor is A list. He gets to be A list probably for the rest of his life.
He had that great run and seemed like he was always in the Academy Award
conversation. There was a slight pause in his career before he was really
able to crank it back into gear in the past year or two. The reason he had
such a pause is because he let all that power he once had go to his head
and combined with his looks made him a huge a-hole. Always known as a guy
who would sleep with anyone, I'm not even sure why he ever got married again
since all he does is cheat. He got bored with just cheating though and started
hitting on women married to powerful people. His first big one was the actress
wife of this closeted A list mostly movie actor. That indiscretion put him
on the list and he was warned about his behavior. It didn't stop him though
and he ended up having sex with the wife of a studio head. When word got
back to the executive he basically blackballed our actor and our actor had
to kiss butt for several years before he was suddenly able to get good films
again that made him a star in the first place. Apparently even though he
still cheats on his wife all the time he stays away from married women.
A list actor: Kevin Costner
Actress wife/closed actor husband: Kelly Preston/John Travolta "For Love
of the Game"
Why Tom Cruise
& Kevin Costner Made John Travolta Jealous
A
list: Costner, Kevin. Humorless slut who overestimates the level
of his own talent. Prone to interfering with production, direction, etc of
his films. Cuckolded John Travolta and Cal Ripken, Jr; Ripken punched Costner
out for that. Uses hookers. Linked with Halle Berry, Kathy Lee Gifford, Elle
Macpherson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kelly Preston, and Mira Sorvino.
Wife of studio head:
192.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/16
This actor is best known for his starring role in a hit movie from the 1980s
that you and your kids have probably watched many times. He was a teenager
back then, and rather cute. Now he is a middle-aged man, acting in bit parts
in TV shows and films, picking up on young girls at conventions and autograph
signings… and then hunting them down on the Internet! It all starts
out innocently enough, where he flatters you and acts coy. But once he knows
your name, he will relentlessly stalk you on social media, sending dozens
of messages to your Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram accounts, telling you
that he knows everything about you, everywhere you go, everything you do,
and everyone you know. It’s downright creepy. Sort of like his one big
movie. Perhaps he acts this way because his live-in girlfriend fed him after
midnight?
Actor: Zach Galligan
His one big movie: "Gremlins"
(goes
to lots of conventions)
193. WINE
AND SASS 04/16
This west coast Real Housewife is about to have her house of cards blown
over right in front of our eyes. We've always known there was something 'off'
about her beneath the surface, but now we're going to see how bad it really
is. Drunken, cocaine fueled tirades, holes in the wall...no matter how healthy
and happy she tries to appear on the outside, behind closed doors it's a
hot mess. Where's her husband you ask? With his boyfriend most of the time.
"The Real
Housewives of Orange County" Tamra Barney/Eddie Judge
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#1**
This former reality star turned B- list entertainer (singer) turned actress
says that when everyone in the world knew who she was that she and this former
A list tweener hooked up and that the tweener told her to split with her
long term boyfriend so the tweener and our B lister could be together. She
did and then the tweener dumped her and won't return her calls or return
some recordings they made together.
Carly
Rae Jepsen "Call Me Maybe"/Justin Bieber
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#2**
This aging Academy Award winner/nominee who is still an A list mostly movie
actor is expecting a child. The problem is that the mom to be is a family
member by marriage. Our actor better make sure there are never any money
disputes or his career will go up in flames in an instant. Morgan Freeman
(Step-Granddaughter)
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#3**
There is still some really bad blood between these two former co-stars who
are B- list mostly movie actresses on a good day. They have hated each other
for years because they each did some stealing of boyfriends. One of the co-stars
has a reputation for splitting up people but says that it take two people
to make something happen so doesn't really care what people think. The other
night, the two former co-stars exchanged words and if the scene had not been
so public, there would have been much more that occurred.
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#4**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee says she is still with her long term significant other of
over a decade but she has been spending every night with the director of
her new movie so she must have a really interesting idea of the word together.
Helena
Bonham Carter/Tim Burton (probably Kenneth Branagh "Cinderella)
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#5**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is really high up on the list for so
little work. It is just that the work she has done was received so well.
She had a great 2013. Her latest boyfriend is very wealthy and apparently
will only have sex with her if she wears a wig so she resembles her most
recent character. He tried to get her to wear it in public a few times too
because he wants people to know who he is dating.
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#6**
This B+ list entertainer (musician) who is part of an A list group should
watch out for his wife. She has funneled millions of dollars out of his accounts
into accounts solely in her name. She also doesn't let him talk to anyone
without going through her and has taken away his phone and monitors his computer
usage. Neal Schon (Michaele Salahi) "Journey"
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#7**
Courtney Love once dragged this former A list entertainer (singer) who everyone
had high hopes for and his band's unusual name into a bathroom and told him
that she wanted him to have sex with her the same way and same place he had
sex with this foreign born A list entertainer(singer) and to talk about it
while they had sex. He did it. Michael Hutchence "INXS"/Kylie Minogue;
Pete Doherty "Babyshambles"/Amy Winehouse
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#8**
This former A+ list entertainer (athlete) turned mogul/coke fiend has been
to rehab a few times, but should probably go again after he spent all weekend
cheating on his wife with strippers and doing line after line of coke. Apparently
there are photos. That has always been his downfall. Oscar de la
Hoya/Golden
Boy Promotions
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#9**
I saw the other day that this former B list entertainer (singer) with several
number one songs on his resume is trying to make another comeback. I hope
that, like his other attempts, it is unsuccessful. I think the way he treats
women is despicable and he deserves all the misfortune that has come his
way. Although he has beaten most, if not all of the women he has dated, there
are two women in particular that most of you would know and he was dating
them at the same time. One of them is an A list mostly movie actress. While
he was dating her, he would get violent towards her when she would question
him about his late night activities that didn't include her. He beat her
repeatedly and severely. There were some that were worse than the Rihanna
beating. Although he denied cheating on her, he was cheating and got another
former B+ list movie and television actress pregnant. That actress was the
recipient of numerous beatings too but put up with them because she wanted
to try and stick with him for the sake of their child. She gave that up after
one especially nasty black eye.
203.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/17
This Music/TV/Film Personality took a couple hits for his new family image.
He stood by it, but now separate vacations, a bachelor pad and a side chick
might bring his old image back!
T.I.
204.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/17 **#1**
This famous actor introduced his new baby to you last year. So cute and so
sweet! Only the baby isn’t really his. It’s a stunt baby. There
were lots of rumors about his sexuality swirling in the past year or two.
It was a problem because he does action films and the public needs to see
him as straight. There simply are no openly gay action actors who land leads
as action heroes. So a publicity stunt was crafted. He and his "girlfriend"
suddenly had a new baby! It worked, too. Gay rumors about him disappeared
practically overnight and he continues to land macho film leads. So, to whom
does the baby actually belong? The Actor’s sister! She even moved her
family to L.A. so that he can occasionally take Baby out for photo ops.
Jeremy Renner
205.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/17 **#2**
It is fairly common for young people in the entertainment industry in Los
Angeles to do coke. However, you would never figure these two young female
celebs as coke buddies! This particular incident occurred in September within
the past couple of years at the Chateau Marmont. No cameras allowed and plenty
of bodyguards around. It was just the two girls, sitting together at a private
table, doing lines for about a half an hour, happy and giggly and carefree.
Perhaps it was just a one-time thing. Perhaps not. One of them has since
moved to New York to be with her actor beau, so the two of them don’t
really hang out together as much as they used to. Who are they? Celeb 1 is
a funny actress who now only works in films. Celeb 2 is a taller female singer
with a goody goody reputation. Yes, it’s shocking.
Celeb 1: Emma Stone
(moves in with
Andrew Garfield in NYC)
Celeb 2: Taylor Swift
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#1**
This aging, but still stunning former A lister who was really a one hit movie
wonder despite the best efforts of studios to make her a huge movie star
has been trying to buy the two original porn films she starred in before
she hit it big in Hollywood. She and her B list mostly television actor boyfriend
have bought all her other films.
Bo
Derek "Bolero"/John Corbett
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#2**
This performer turned mogul turned group maker turned whatever it is he does
now was at Coachella this weekend and got into an argument with one of his
bodyguards. He told the bodyguard the only way he was going to keep his job
was to walk around naked for 30 minutes. The bodyguard did it while everyone
looked away uncomfortably.
"P.
Diddy" Sean Combs
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actress and Academy Award winner/nominee who is
trying her hand at television won't work with this A list mostly movie director
because one of her former boyfriends who everyone knows, had an unpleasant
encounter with the director when the boyfriend was just starting out. Halle
Berry
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#4**
You would think that after his last disaster of a movie which he headlined,
this A- list mostly movie actor would be on his best behavior. Nope. Casting
on his latest movie is in progress and our actor is insisting that all the
women being considered for the lead need to have dinner with him so he can
judge their acting abilities. So far he has slept with several of them but
then told the producers they just weren't right for the role.
Aaron
Eckhart
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#5**
This A list entertainer (rapper) had a falling out with his frequent recording
partner who is also A list. Apparently they usually hook up when they get
together in the same city, and by hookup I mean that he watches her have
sex with another woman. She refused this time though because she says she
is trying to remain faithful to her boyfriend.
Eminem/Rihanna/Drake
(That boyfriend/girlfriend thing didn't last very long again)
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#6**
This B list celebrity who does a little bit of everything from acting to
reality to hosting to writing books told her B list entertainer boyfriend
she couldn't get pregnant and not to worry. Surprise. Apparently he wasn't
that thrilled regardless of what he will say in the future. Jenny
McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#7**
Old Hollywood Blind Item: This A+list entertainer (singer) has several children,
but her oldest child is the result of an incestuous relationship with her
father.
Aretha
Franklin/Rev. C. L. Franklin (father)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#8**
#1- This former entertainer (athlete) who considers himself an actor now
cheats every chance he gets but makes his B- list actress wife work from
home on her voice roles because he doesn't trust her not to cheat on him.
She puts up with it. She has put up with way worse in other relationships.
Rick
Fox and Eliza Dushku (As I said earlier I assumed they were married. Close
enough after living together for five years)
#2 - This permanent A list mostly movie actor who has been working for 40 years and still looks great, managed to steal this foreign born B- list mostly television actress who was in movies, from her long time A+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend. Our permanent A lister dumped her two weeks later for his current significant other.
#3 - Kindness - This former A list mostly movie actress who has battled drugs and everything else her whole life surprised a bunch of kids at a hospital with memorabilia from her greatest role and just gave it all away after signing it. Worth a ton of money and she gave it away. Really nice. Carrie Fisher ("Star Wars")
#4 - This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who everyone thinks is good looking and has dated some of the biggest names in Hollywood apparently can no longer perform in bed because an STD he acquired several years ago. Gerard Butler
214. MR.
X 04/18 **PART 1**
1) Which A-list multiple Grammy winner has been dropping hints that she's
been hooking up with more girls lately than guys? Sheryl Crowe; Taylor
Swift
2) Kindness: What A-list actor and multiple Oscar nominee donates boatloads of cash anonymously to several autism charities, in his son's memory? His "wife" hit the ceiling when she first found out, but she's ok with it now. John Travolta (son Jett was autistic, but Scientology refuses to acknowledge it)
3) Which Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta star leaked her own sex tape? Ironic, since it's one of the storylines of the show's upcoming season. Mimi Faust
4) What '70's sitcom star's cancer is in remission, but she bought herself an elaborate gravesite just in case she didn't make it? Valerie Harper
5) What cable TV host sent some of his goons to threaten a journalist who wrote a negative article about a Don Rickles-esque comedian who was the warm-up act for his show? Jon Stewart
215. MR.
X 04/18 **PART 2**
6) What country music legend's family still insists that her last husband
had a hand in her death?
Tammy
Wynette
7) Which mostly TV actor's latest wife went into the marriage knowing all about his bisexuality? She found out his first wife left him because she caught him in bed with another man. Kelsey Grammer (first wife: Doreen Alderman)
8) What A-list actor and closet case hit up all the gay bars in Hawaii while shooting one of his upcoming movies? Bradley Cooper/"Untitled Cameron Crowe Project" (filmed in: Honolulu, O'ahu, Hawaii)
9) Which actor and multiple Oscar nominee's friends are convinced that his latest girlfriend/beard may be a man after they heard her deep, deep voice? George Clooney/Amal Alamuddin (a guess since her voice isn’t THAT deep)
10) What B-list actress/model/celeb offspring stayed away from those reality star siblings like the plague at Coachella? She didn't want them to mooch onto her like they have with other celebs. Zoe Kravitz/Kylie and Kendall Jenner
216. MR.
X 04/18 **PART 3**
11) Which two stars of that east coast based reality show swear they're not
gay, but the openly gay member of the cast would tell you otherwise?
Show: "Million Dollar Listing New York"
Opening gay: Fredrik Eklund
Closeted gay?: Ryan Serhant; Luis D. Ortiz
12) What mostly TV actor who was on that cult '90s sci-fi series and who
currently plays a gay character on TV accidentally let it slip out during
an interview that he used to be a regular at the infamous Continental Baths
back in the day? Hmmm...
TV actor: Scott Bakula
Cult sci-fi series: "Quantum Leap"
Gay character on TV: Lynn "Looking"
13) What former boy bander knows two of his former bandmates are still
in the closet but he can't stop blabbing about how gay they are?
Boy band: 'N Sync
Boy bander: Lance Bass
2 still in closet: JC Chasez; Justin Timberlake
14) Which two male costars of that action/sci-fi film hooked up at least once during the international promo tour for their film. Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto "Star Trek Into Darkness"
15) Which Chicago-based rapper who was touted as the next big thing not too long ago is now stuck doing gigs at small nightclubs and bars? Lupe Fiasco; Chief Keef
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#1**
This D list celebrity left his, in her mind A list everything after dinner
the other night and was spotted at a corner of The Abbey making out with
a guy. Casper Smart/Jennifer Lopez
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#2**
No matter how hard this A- list mostly movie actress tries, her A+ list husband
keeps getting drunk and cheating on her. Last week was the most recent time.
Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#3**
This is a first for this permanent A list entertainer (performer). He has
never been in a blind item. He is cheating on his wife with a woman a third
of his age.
David
Foster (husband of Yolanda Foster "Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills"
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actor from a very hit cable show is filming a movie
right now. He picked up a woman and asked her if she was into threesomes.
When she said no, he told her to leave and he found someone who was not only
into them, but also provided a friend.
Norman
Reedus/"Walking Dead" (filming "Air")
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#5**
This B list celebrity/performer/actress has rumors swirling about her
relationship but she has been dating a guy who is most definitely not her
husband.
Hilary
Duff (husband: Mike
Comrie)
(she doesn't want to disappoint her fans who want a
reconciliation)
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress who was on a network comedy this season
spent the last two months of filming not speaking to the former A+ list mostly
movie actor who was her co-star. Apparently he made a comment about her fake
breasts which she insists are real.
Sarah
Michelle Gellar/Robin Williams "The Crazy Ones"
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20 **#1**
"She is super nice and way cheaper than my wife." - D list reality star talking
about the woman he was making out with at a club and sitting in his lap who
is not his Southeast Real Housewife. Romain Zago/Joanna Krupa "Real Housewives
of Miami"
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20 **#2**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor with the funny first name, who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee was sporting a huge black eye this weekend
that he said was because of an incident involving a woman and a bedpost.
Chiwetel
Ejiofor
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20 **#3**
This foreign born former A list entertainer (singer) turned reality judge
and her husband convinced a woman to leave her husband and move in with the
couple because they couldn't get enough of her.
Melanie
Brown (Scary Spice )/"The X Factor" and "America's Got Talent"
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20 **#4**
This B- list movie and television actress is still gorgeous and still has
A list name recognition. She got her first big television break by sleeping
with this married to an actress writer/producer/director and has been doing
it again to get a role on his new show.
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20 **#5**
This former A list madam was at dinner when this national network morning
show co-host got in the madam's face. Apparently back when the madam was
running her business, the husband of the co-host was a frequent customer
and the co-host blames the madam because she knew he was married.
228. MR.
X 04/20 **#1**
Which TV producer is sweating bullets because he's dreading the info about
him feeding drugs and booze to that deceased star of one of his shows is
about to be revealed? The star was sober before he died until he went to
one of Singer's parties when he relapsed. Ryan Murphy "Glee"/Cory
Monteith
229. MR.
X 04/20 **#2**
What barely hanging on to A-list actor is a frequent guest at Singer's parties?
There were pictures taken of him getting orally serviced by a young wannabe.
If those pics leak, the actor's career will be kaput.
Kevin
Spacey
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee met
an actress on the set of his latest movie. After having sex with her, he
introduced her to his son who is now dating the actress.
Nicolas
Cage
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actor has appeared in almost 100 movies. No one
knows his name but you would know his face from some of the biggest movies
of all-time. He is aging now, and married but it didn't stop him from rekindling
an old romance with this married male A list reality star from an A list
reality show.
Actor:
Reality star: Bruce Jenner
Reality show: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#3**
This former A list entertainer (singer) who is a Grammy winner with unusual
hair has had a tough time selling albums or even making them. She is out
of money and spends most of her time trying to stay off heroin and crack
which she has battled since hitting it big with a huge album.
Macy
Gray
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#4**
How much of a pain is it to work with this A- list mostly television actress
from that ensemble network music show? She was told it would be about a 90
minute drive in traffic from her home to a video shoot. Our actress said
she was too important to do that and wanted a private jet to take her. Yep.
Even though she would end up being in the car for just about as long because
of the distance from her home to airport and the airport to video shoot,
it is what she wanted. It was only after she learned she would be on the
hook for half of the expense that she decided driving wouldn't be so bad.
Lea
Michele "Glee"
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#5**
Kindness: This always lovely Victoria's Secret model was at an event very
recently and brought her daughter. At the event, our model met another woman
who was also there with a child about the same age as our model's daughter.
They had been abandoned at the event because the mom wouldn't do what the
guy who brought her wanted her to do so had left them behind. Our model gave
them her hotel suite for two nights and took them shopping and to dinner
and arranged for them to get back home which was about two hours away.
Alessandra
Ambrosio at Coachella
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#6**
This dad is ticked off at his A++ list name recognition daughter because
she threw him under the bus on national television by telling the audience
he drinks. He has been telling the world non-stop for a year that he is sober.
this family is a piece of work. They will do anything they can to make a
buck including going against family.
Michael
Lohan/Lindsay Lohan (on her "reality" show)
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#7**
This B- list reality star who is married to an A list reality star might
soon be going to jail but it didn't stop him from spending 36 straight hours
with a college student/stripper in a hotel room before rolling back home
around dawn and then spent the holiday like one big happy family.
"Juicy
Joe" and Teresa Giudice "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#8**
This married B- list mostly television actor who has been looking for another
hit show did it again. He got another woman pregnant. Our actor actually
has about the same number of kids as Kevin Federline but with way more women.
Donald Faison "Scrubs"
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#9**
They used to be the best of friends. They would do everything together. Two
acting couples that would meet up once or twice a week for dinner or movies
or just drinks. One is an A+ list couple consisting of an A+ list mostly
movie actor and his actress wife. The other couple consists of straight B
listers. It didn't matter because they got along and you could not get the
couples to not hang out, they were that close. At one point, the two couples
decided to work on a movie together. The A listers took charge of the project
even though it was the idea of the B lister. She had never worked on anything
like this or her new capacity so was willing to let them take the lead.
Everything was great during filming and the movie became a big hit. Huge.
The B listers assumed they were going to get rich and get to work on a bunch
of other personal projects. One tiny problem. The A listers had structured
everything so they cleaned up and made most of the money to be had. Something
like 75%. Our B listers had to settle for about 5% and they were told it
should have been way more, but they signed things the A lister told them
to sign. Since that time, the couples never speak. Not a word. If they run
into each other at a red carpet, it is a grimaced expression and they move
on. Apparently this is something the A listers do frequently with other people
who have good ideas.
239.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/21 **LINDSAY LOHAN SECRET #1**
At one point during the filming of the reality series Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan
simply stopped filming without any explanation. She now says, "No one knows
this. I had a miscarriage for the two weeks that I took off," she said. Lindsay
declined to name the father of the baby. "It’s a very long story. I
was sick. And mentally that messes with you. And watching this series, I
just know how I felt at that moment, and I can relate to that girl, which
sounds kinda crazy. But I’m like, ‘Oh my god, this is really sad,
who is helping her?’" "There was a lot going on in my life then. I cried
so many times watching it. Because I don’t see it as me – it’s
strange. It’s weird." A list of some of Lindsay’s sexual partners
was recently leaked, but it is not known if the father of the baby was one
of the men on that list.
The Baby Daddy:
240.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/21 **LINDSAY LOHAN SECRET #2**
The second secret is one about which Lindsay Lohan just dropped a hint on
Lindsay. She announced that her AA sponsor is a "very well-known person."
The topic came up while Lindsay discussed the list of her sexual partners
that recently made the rounds. From People Magazine: Lohan provided additional
details about the leaked list of her sexual partners, which she confirmed
as genuine on Thursday on Watch What Happens Live. "And you know that list
that came out, that was part of my Betty Ford – it’s step No. 5
or step No. 8 – it’s your sexual inventory, and that was in my
Betty Ford book, so that was really personal to my sponsor. You write that
for your sponsor," she said. "So someone took a photo [of the list], and
I’m pretty sure I know who it is, unfortunately, and they’re not
a part of my life at all anymore. They might be on the show at some point,"
she said. She termed the disclosure "really unfortunate and disrespectful."
"That’s something sacred to me, that’s something that I trusted
with people that were in my life," she said. "That’s not something I’d
show anyone, besides my sponsor, who is also a very well-known person. The
fact that that happened was not only humiliating, but just mean." Since she
is voluntarily putting her personal business (e.g. her sobriety, her miscarriage,
her sponsor) out there for a television reality show, it’s open for
discussion. And if you have an issue with Lindsay Lohan talking about the
identity of her sponsor because it runs counter to the anonymity tenant of
AA… then you should talk to Lindsay Lohan.
The Sponsor:
Ben Affleck
241.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/21 **LINDSAY LOHAN SECRET #3**
Lindsay Lohan has yet another secret. She is dating a married man! Lindsay
recently did a photo shoot and an interview with KODE, an online fashion
magazine. The interviewer says that Lindsay revealed that she has been seeing
a married man: "Oh this guy I’m seeing sent me a jet because he wants
to see me…but he’s married with kids." The same interviewer also
says that Lindsay was high on ecstasy the first night of Coachella, that
she carried a vodka-filled Evian bottle around with her at the music festival,
and that she drank vodka on the rocks during the KODE interview. We are appalled
– nay, shocked! – that Lindsay has been lying about her sobriety!
JK.
Lindsay’s Rich Married Boyfriend:
Domingo
Zapata
242.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/21 **#4**
This girl is best known from television. She is engaged to someone she often
calls a "nice guy" or a "great guy." Although there have been lots of photos
of them together, they aren’t as close at home as they are in public.
The sleep in separate bedrooms. Why? Well, it isn’t because he snores.
It’s because he has a "social" life completely separate from his fiancee.
Sometimes he picks up another person for the night. Sometimes he doesn’t
come home at all. The actress would rather just not know what he is doing,
thus the separate bedrooms. Why does she put up with it? She tells friends
that despite his "indiscretions," he is kind to her and good to her kid/s
and that’s hard to find. So she isn’t going anywhere.
Courtney Cox and "Snow Patrol" Johnny McDaid; Jenny McCarthy and Donny
Wahlberg
243. WINE
AND SASS 04/21
This C-list reality star tends to make a living on her feuds. There's always
someone to have beef with, and for the most part it's harmless and keeps
her employed. Except this time she's going to war with this former B-list
mostly movie actress, turned C-list crazy person, and she doesn't quite know
who she's dealing with. What's their feud about? This B-list rapper/actor.
The actress is still bitter over their break up, and wondered who he had
rebounded with so quickly, because while she was trying to win him back he
would text her about this new woman being the 'best he ever had.' Of course
he was banging the c-list reality star, and she's always been coy about it.
During one of their fights, the reality star unloaded every detail about
the hook up to the actress, including some not so nice things the rapper
had to say. The actress at that point has made it her mission to ruin the
reality star. Because she is insane. Sleep with one eye open, girl.
C-list reality
star: Brandi Glanville
B-list movie actress: Vivica A. Fox
B-list rapper/actor: 50 Cent
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#1**
This married B list mostly movie actor who has never reached the heights
he did with the role that got him his Academy Award win/nomination was out
with a woman most definitely not his wife. Apparently she was young enough
looking that the waiter asked her for i.d. when she ordered a drink and she
did the whole didn't bring her license with her trick. Our actor let her
drink his drink while she sat on his lap though.
Cuba
Gooding, Jr. "Jerry
Maguire"/Wife
files for separation
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#2**
A 48 hour bender of coke and booze and pot is probably not what this A list
reality star from an A list reality show needed in her life. She has always
had issues with coke and booze and needs rehab but the show needs her filming
to keep the money train rolling. She has been able to cope in the past but
her drug use is getting out of hand. I wouldn't be shocked if someone has
photos or video of the 48 hours they are going to sell showing her using.
Khloé Kardashian "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actress who was really close to A+ at one
point while doing a franchise has slipped to mostly doing indies. Part of
the problem is her drinking. She also recently lost her boyfriend who finally
threw in the towel after he caught her cheating again following a booze soaked
night of partying.
Kirsten
Dunst ("Spiderman")/Garrett Hedlund (last spotted together
04/07/14)
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#4**
This former A list entertainer (singer) is pregnant but she is scared of
gaining weight so has still been taking Adderall like candy which is how
she finally has managed to get and stay skinny. At least she managed to stop
drinking which is how she used to get her only caolories. Christina Aguilera
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#5**
This A list entertainer (singer) turned part-time reality star is on the
outs with his girlfriend. She could handle the constant cheating because
he usually does it quietly but he hooked up recently with his ex and that
was a little too personal for the girlfriend who is taking a self-imposed
break from the A lister. Adam Levine/Behati Prinsloo/Anne V
(Vyalitsyna)
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#6**
The main sticking point in repairing any type of relationship between this
A list mostly television actor and his former co-star is an apology from
our angry actor for using the N word. The co-star was really hurt and the
A lister didn't see what the big deal was about it.
Alec
Baldwin/Tracy Morgan
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actress is going to drop to a C if she doesn't
get some work that doesn't involve Broadway soon. That long running network
comedy she was on will only keep her at B list for so long. Over the weekend
she yelled at a pap. Not for taking her photo (which she loves) but because
he took it from an angle which she felt didn't show off all the plastic surgery
she recently had to try and get younger roles.
Jane
Krakowski "30 Rock"
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor came back to his hotel room late last week
to find his now off again girlfriend slicing his expensive luggage into strips.
Nothing was left except the wheels and base. Apparently she found out that
he shared a video they made a few months ago with some friends.
Bradley
Cooper/Suki Waterhouse
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#9**
I finally got around to skimming through the book of this former A list mostly
television actress who started off as a teen and has kept working right through
to her adult years. A long time on a lot of shows. More hits than misses.
Our married actress does whatever she can to keep her face in the spotlight
and people talking about her. So, I skimmed through her latest offering because
I wanted to see if she talked about what made her the most talked about actress
in town for a few years. It wasn't in the book. She left it out. Never fear
though, I will tell you now. Our actress was known for a few years as the
threesome queen. She was in a transition period between teen roles and adult
roles and was experimenting not only with drugs, but also with sex. At some
point she became the go to person for couples looking for a third. She was
the third in a group that included this still A+ list entertainer ("singer").
She was the third in a group that included this B+ list actress who just
ended a long run on her second very hit television show. The husband of the
B+ list actress probably has no idea how much his wife loved threesomes before
they got together and got married. She doesn't do them any longer.
Actress: Melissa Joan Hart
A+ list entertainer:
Britney
Spears
B+ list actress/TV show: Alyson Hannigan "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "How
I Met Your Mother"
(Dated
"Manson" drummer Ginger Fish for 7 years)
B+ list husband: Alexis Denisof
253.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/22
You already know him as one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. You may
or may not know that he is gay. But what you probably don’t know is
that he uses his money and his power to maintain a harem of boys. We’ll
call him Duffy. He keeps between five and eight boys at a time. All of his
boys are over 21. While some men prefer twinks, Duffy prefers studs.
Great-looking, hard-bodied young studs. The Duffy Boys are a multi-ethnic
bunch. Black, white, hispanic, mixed. All really handsome. If one of them
walked past you on the street, you would definitely turn your head. He pays
each of the Duffy Boys approximately $5000 a month. He also buys each of
them a luxury car of their choice (usually a Mercedes or a BMW). Duffy owns
fabulous homes and toys, is a respected power player in films, music, art,
politics, and philanthropy, and knows absolutely everyone, so there are lots
of other perqs for the Duffy Boys as well… especially if they are trying
to make it in Hollywood. We know of at least one famous actor who started
out as a Duffy Boy. Duffy calls them in "to work" on a regular basis. "Work"
always takes place at his house, where he feels safe. He loves to give oral
sex to them, and he likes being a "bottom." But his very favorite thing to
do is to call in all the Duffy Boys to work at once… and watch them
have group sex with each other. A job as a Duffy Boy only lasts for a couple
of years. Since they are over 21 to begin with, it usually only takes two
or three years before they start aging out of the Duffy Boy system. If they
have done their job well, they are set up with a job in the entertainment
industry. They get a generous severance package. They get to keep the luxury
car.
Duffy: David Geffen
Famous actor: Keanu Reeves
254. WINE
AND SASS 04/22
This B-list movie actress has been working tirelessly to prove the rumors
wrong that things are terrible with her D-list television actor husband.
They recently took a family vacation so she could have photos posted of their
bliss, but at the end of the day, she retreated to one hotel room with the
kids, and he retired with their nanny. Just like at home.
255. OMG
BLOG!!! 04/23
(British blog)
English gourmet ice cream chef Charlie Harry Francis and his catering business
Lick Me, I'm Delicious creates many different flavours of ice cream for various
celebrity and high-profile clientele around the globe, but Charlie says the
strangest request he's had commissioned was from an "A-List" celeb for a
Viagra/Champagne combo! "This was one of the weirder requests we've had;
to make Viagra ice cream for a party. It was for one of our A-list celebrity
clients and they've made us sign a confidentiality agreement, so we can't
say much about it, but I am allowed to say that they were 'very happy with
the end result.' Each ball of ice cream is dosed with 25mgs of Viagra and
flavoured with bubbly champagne. Lovely." Wow. This sounds like some
Wolf Of Wall Street type shit! Sounds like someone's willing to go to special
lengths to make sure they don't end up with soft-serve! Simon
Cowell
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#1**
This teenage A list reality star from an A list reality show hooked up with
her on again/off again boyfriend at a party. Nothing blind item worthy about
that. But, when this former A list tweener joined in, it becomes blind item
worthy, especially considering how the tweener's on again/off again tweener
girlfriend heard about it for the first time this past week.
Teenage A
list reality star: Kylie Jenner
On again/off again boyfriend: Jaden Smith
Former A list tweener: Justin Bieber
Girlfriend: Selena Gomez
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#2**
This A list model who has made a name for herself not just by modeling, but
also her life history has friends worried because she has been purging again
after a photographer told her she would get more work if she weighed less.
This is not advice this model needed to hear. Crystal Renn; Petra
Nemcová
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#3**
This former A+ list entertainer (singer) has two female employees that she
travels with who were hired solely for their talents in bed. The husband
of our singer hired them but his wife is only allowed to be with them when
she is traveling outside their home country. Avril Lavigne
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#4**
This actor is A- list. Mostly movies. Been nominated multiple times for an
Academy Award. He is married. He has also been holed up in the apartment
he owns that is separate from his marital home for the past week while on
a massive coke bender with a string of women. He has been off coke for a
long time but his actress ex must be worried because she is the one who is
telling people about it. Apparently he called her and told her he still loved
her.
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#5**
This aging permanent A list entertainer (singer) who is A list as a solo
artist and in a group is married but is still having a relationship with
the classmate of his granddaughter.
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actress who has not worked in a little
while after two back to back successful shows has been cheating on her
significant other with the married executive in charge of her latest non
acting project. Jennifer Love Hewitt ("L by Hewitt" maternity line for
"Pea in a Pod"); Alyssa Milano "Project Runway All Stars"
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#7**
Well, well, well. This B list mostly movie actress who is relying on her
A+ list name recognition to stay in the B list range needed a window repaired
in the bedroom of her apartment because of a bird strike. Apparently some
furniture had to be moved and behind one of the pieces of furniture were
several sex toys. I wonder if she used them when she was married to her actor
ex. Probably needed to.
Katie
Holmes
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actress turned director was on vacation
a few weeks ago and apparently a staff member at the hotel where our actress
was staying asked our actress about the woman she was traveling with because
the woman asked the front desk for a key to the room. Our actress went ballistic.
All the staffer wanted to know was whether it was ok to give the woman a
key, but our actress started screaming about how the hotel was discriminating
against gay couples. The staffer didn't care about any of that, and would
have asked the same question if it had been a guy asking because our actress
was the only name on the room. Maybe our previously married actress thought
she was going to get forced out into the open with her sexuality.
Helen Hunt
in Hawaii
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#9**
This foreign born former A+ list super model who used to be married to an
A list rock star way way back in the day took herself off methadone for the
first time in a decade and is in really bad shape. I have to give her credit
for trying and also for always using her own last name. Rachel Hunter/Rod
Stewart
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#10**
This actress is an amazing talent who pretty much got screwed over because
of her actor ex. Our actress was headed to the A list. She then got involved
with this former B+ list mostly movie actor. He made her life miserable for
a decade and because of him she lost a high profile, high paying gig and
nearly went bankrupt because no one wanted to hire her for fear of her actor
ex showing up or causing drama. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee but
has never managed to get back to the heights she once reached and now her
ex is back at it again. Apparently over the past year, our actress has received
calls and strange visits and her office has received strange packages and
all signs point towards the ex. She tried to keep it quiet, but people are
starting to talk and she has started to lose work again because of it. No
one wants the name of their movie or television show to also include the
word stalking.
266. WINE
AND SASS 04/23
If ever there were a fight that needed Pay Per View, it's this one. I would
seriously spend huge money to see these two sad sacks hiss at each other
then start yanking weaves. They're both C-listers, and their lives are pretty
interchangeable. One embraces their crappy life and markets the crap out
of it, while the other tries to paint a picture of perfect bliss, when their
life is probably even worse. Both have projects that are about to highlight
their lives, but one is getting a ton of hype and attention for airing all
of her crusties, and it is infuriating the other C-lister, because her project
is set to debut just as the other C-lister's is going to wrap up, and the
deals are all going to the C-lister being honest about her life instead of
the C-lister trying to sell a fairy tale. Now the angry C-lister is demanding
a week's worth of re-shooting in order to bring some drama to the show. 'Real'
drama like her own spouse's philandering and their money problems. Both her
spouse and the network refuse, and it's making her completely insane. So
much so that she's been a total nightmare on her current project that she
needs to pay the bills and she's about to get canned.
C-list #1 (honest): "True Tori"
C-list #2 (liar): LeAnn Rimes "LeAnn and Eddie" (canned from Concert
Tour)
267.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/23 **#1**
This actress has done both TV and film and has won tons of major awards.
She is absolutely riveting every time she is on the screen. She is probably
best known for one particular film role for which she won an Academy Award.
She was married but is now single. Well, except for her girlfriend. The
girlfriend is quite a bit younger than she is, and is much more comfortable
about being out. She wants our Actress to come out so that they can be a
couple in public. Our Actress was initially horrified at the thought! She
has been in Hollywood a long time, and doesn’t want news about her personal
life to sink her career. However, after many conversations, she is now warming
up to the idea, and has started seeking out advice from a couple of different
publicists as to how to do this.
Actress: Kathy Bates
Role/Film for which she won Academy Award: "Misery"
268.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/23 **#2**
Why diet and exercise when you can simply pill the weight off? That’s
the attitude of this very busy film actress, who is tired of working so hard
to maintain a slim figure. She has recently turned to drugs used to treat
ADHD to curb her appetite. "It’s so easy!" she marvels to friends. "And
I have so much energy!" We’re sure you do. Emma Stone
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#1**
This C list celebrity by marriage was offered a reality show which she was
working desperately to get. The thing is she never told her A list mostly
television actor husband about the show and he refused to let her shoot it.
Looks like she will be forced to just be his sidekick. The screaming was
heard next door to their place. Usually they keep their fights at a much
lower volume.
Hilaria
and Alec Baldwin
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress from a hit ensemble network show that
will see her hit C list as fast as it ends has a new boyfriend. She is crazy
about him. So was the waiter he dated prior to our actress. Naya Rivera
"Glee"
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#3**
This former A list performer (singer) who has dropped to a B+ in the past
six months recently did a nude photo shoot that she shot for Playboy. Before
it can be published though, she gets to look at the final product and decide.
She did it for herself rather than the money or attention. Lady
Gaga
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#4**
Publicists were scrambling the other day because this A- list celebrity/former
actor looked like he was going to be a no show to a high profile event he
was required to attend. When he showed up, our married A lister said he
overslept, but he was really in a hotel room with his main west coast girlfriend.
Nick
Cannon
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#5**
This former A list mostly movie actor is a B- list Academy Award nominee/winner
who has struggled to find work outside one particular franchise. Our actor
was at lunch yesterday when the woman he was out with got bumped and had
to adjust her wig. Yeah, the woman was a man.
Mickey
Rourke
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#6**
This former A list reality star of a former A list cable reality show must
want to spend the rest of his life paying child support. Apparently he got
another one night stand pregnant. Paul (Pauly D) Delvecchio "Jersey
Shore"
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#7**
This married one named singer who used to be A list back in the day has been
doing press for her new endeavor but it hasn't been going well. Apparently
the past few stops she has made to television and radio stations she has
been treating everyone but who interviews her, like crap. At one station
she made a staffer cry because our singer had asked for a certain kind of
water and it wasn't available without going to a store.
Jewel
"ReThink Housing"
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#8**
This sometime A+ list mostly movie actor is doing press for his latest movie
and was asked about sex on screen because he has had some crazy sex scenes.
Our actor answered the question and then added that the best sex he ever
had was with his one time co-star. They only had sex once and it was in a
car and he freaked out because she had cut herself and apparently when she
saw it she went from quiet to another kind of person in a second.
Kevin
Costner/Sean Young
277.
THE
DAILY MIRROR (U.K.) 04/24
Which washed-up American singer is offering appearances at hipster festivals
over the summer for free? The star is so "desperate" to appeal to younger
crowds and still seem relevant to a trendy audience that she’s happy
to waive her fee.
278.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/24
What's one to do when his hotstreak is catching shade from his ex. It's no
laughing matter when the ex tells your new girl she ain't really holdin'
nothin' down. Is this about last night?!!!!
Kevin Hart/Eniko/
Torrie Hart
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#1**
This B+ list mostly television actress who could really be A- because of
her network show's longevity was wasted the other night at an event and decided
to celebrate that by lifting her dress and flashing numerous times throughout
the night even though her long time boyfriend was there. He finally grabbed
her by the arm and got her to leave before things really got out of hand.
Sofia
Vergara "Modern Family"/Tribeca Film Festival
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#2**
A room service waiter got the surprise of his life the other night when this
B- list singer/newbie actress answered the door and told our waiter to set
up everything in the living room. There in the living room was a half naked
woman lounging on the couch and when the waiter wouldn't stop staring, the
singer asked the waiter if he would like to join them. He said no. He did
get a big tip though.
Rita
Ora
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#3**
This A+ list entertainer (singer) gave her new bff very specific instructions
for their recent get together and the most important was that no guys were
allowed. The bff had to leave her boyfriend at home for the two day fun fest.
Our A+ lister doesn't like to be or perceived to be a third wheel. If the
bff couldn't agree with that, then there would be no meeting.
Taylor
Swift/Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor, who is more well known for his previous
relationship and good looks than acting, has started working with a female
trainer. His girlfriend doesn't know that the male trainer was replaced or
that the actor is sleeping with his new trainer. Hope he is using protection.
Ryan
Phillippe
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#5**
When this former A list reality star/celebrity who still has A list name
recognition got her hair done, she insisted that she be given the service
for free. When the owner declined, our former A lister said she has never
paid to get her hair done and is not about to start now and walked out.
Paris
Hilton
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#6**
Our actress used to be A list. You could make a very good argument that she
was A+ list at one time. When people were talking female leads for movies
she was always in the conversation. That kind of all changed. It wasn't just
that she angered almost every person who worked with her, it was that she
stopped sleeping with the directors and producers that got her those parts
in the first place. When she reached that almost A+ list status she thought
she didn't need to do that any longer. She probably would have been right,
but, because of the way she treated people, her career dried up quickly.
No one was going to just give her a break. There were plenty of others out
there who had talent and were a lot easier to work with. She found a husband
and he put up with her because he was gone so much of the time. When her
career nose dived our actress started popping pills. She got hooked after
one of her many surgeries and hasn't stopped since. If you catch her on a
day when she is taking the right combination you get a dazed looking person
who at least won't yell at you. If you catch her though on a day where she
is taking the wrong combination she becomes the biggest pain on the planet
and you will wish you stayed in bed that day. She has no friends other than
those she pays. Her husband is grateful each day that she is no longer in
his life. She keeps trying to resuscitate her career but no one wants to
give her a role. No one wants to work with her. So, she keeps filming parts
in low budget movies and keeps popping those pills. Sharon Stone; Ashley
Judd
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#7**
There is a video making its way around Hollywood that features this married
A+ list entertainer (singer) who is way more comfortable playing her favorite
instrument than acting. The reading our A lister did for a chance at a part
in a movie is considered to be one of the worst auditions ever seen. She
is truly awful.
Alicia
Keys
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actor is aging. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and has had his greatest success over the past few years. Throughout his
career he has always tried to have sex with his female co-stars. At his present
age though, none of them are all that interested in him so producers always
find some female and give her a line or two in return for sleeping with the
actor so he still feels like he is a stud. Bruce Dern ("Nebraska"; "Django
Unchained"; "Big Love")
287. MR.
X 04/25 **#1**
1) Which C-list actors turned reality stars are faking their marital troubles
because they're really in need for some cash?
Tori
Spelling/Dean McDermott
2) What model/reality TV mainstay promised her staff an expensive catered meal after the latest season of her show wrapped, but she decided to be a cheapskate and order off the McDonald's dollar menu? Heidi Klum; Tyra Banks
3) What A-list rapper might have already moved on from his on-again-off-again girlfriend? That was fast. Drake/Rihanna
4) Which former A-list rapper/reality star has apparently moved his new mistress, a no-name groupie, into the Atlanta mansion he still shares with his wife? T.I.
5) Which A+ list songstress had a staffer write that pro-feminism blog instead of doing it herself? I wonder how much the staffer was paid for it... Beyoncé
288. MR.
X 04/25 **#2**
6) OLD HOLLYWOOD What recently deceased character actor used to publicly
praise his former boss in public, but badmouthed him in private as much as
he could? Might've been because the boss forced him, when he was still barely
legal, to have sex with older actresses, most notably with the widowed wife
of the VP.
Mickey
Rooney/Louis B. Mayer/Norma Shearer
7) Which former tweener turned raunchy pop tart is actually in rehab for her drug issues? Miley Cyrus
8) Which B-list mostly TV actress may be in some hot water with that group she's been flirting with for some time now, after she said she's friendly with the LGBT community (which the group is totally against)? She's probably regretting letting her ex-boyfriend suck her back in. Laura Prepon/Scientology/Christopher Masterson
9) What former tweener bitched out that friend of her ex after he blabbed to the tabloids about the ex hooking up with that reality show sibling? Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Kylie Jenner
289.
MR. X 04/25
**#3**
10) Which Oscar winning actress who is now about to star in a TV drama is
worrying cast and crew because of her scarily skinny frame? They're whispering
that she's returned to binging and purging her food.
Halle
Berry "Extant"
11) What soon-to-be B-list pop diva is posting under several online aliases in which she slams herself? *cue cuckoo clock sound effect* Lady Gaga
12) What mogul/powerbroker is about to be the latest name revealed by the accuser in the Bryan Singer scandal? His image might not recover after this.
13) Which Winter Olympian, who didn't compete in this year's games, is preparing to finally come out of the closet? Evan Lysacek; Apolo Ohno
290.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/25 **#1**
There has been lots of speculation as to why this singer’s new album
has been delayed for the upteenth time. Despite whispers of management quarrels,
additional editing, changing marketing strategies, and fear of failure, the
real explanation is much simpler than that. It’s her weight. She has
been so unhappy with how she looks that she has been balking at the release
date! They can stuff her into spandex and Photoshop still photos (yes, recent
photos of her were Photoshopped), but she was unhappy about making personal
appearances and doing the publicity circuit. She says she’ll be ready
in five more pounds. Maybe ten. Mariah Carey
291.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/25 **#2**
This Actress is young and talented and pretty. She does mostly films. She
went out to lunch with her boyfriend last week. She placed her order…
but it was quickly vetoed by her boyfriend. "No. You are not eating that!"
he told her. He grabbed the menu out of her hand and placed her order for
her. "She’ll have the [whatever] salad and the chicken breast," he said.
He handed both menus to the waiter and admonished her again, "That’s
what you should be eating!" Now, we don’t know if she had asked him
to watch her diet for her, or if he meant well by changing her order, but
the wait staff reported that she looked embarrassed and angry. The couple
supposedly whispered furiously at each other for several minutes before the
food arrived, and then barely spoke to each other for the rest of the meal.
Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult; Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield
292. WINE
AND SASS 04/25
This C-list celebrity couple has this image of bliss in the press they, or
really she, like to project onto the world, but they're pretty legendary
for their endless sniping at one another. It's usually her squawking at him,
but he gets a zinger in every now and then. She wanted some photo ops with
him on this trip, but he flatly refused, because these days he doesn't do
anything for her that isn't contractually obligated. She had a photog friend
ready to go at a restaurant, and when he spotted the camera, shouted that
if his face got in any of the frames, they would regret it. His wife, who
was a pitcher or four of margaritas in, got so mad that they couldn't get
the pics she ended up dumping a plate of tacos in her spouse's lap and leaving
with the photographer. They later came back to pick him up, but he was gone
already and his phone was turned off. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actress should probably be B+. She is recently
married and a mess. She had a meeting the other morning but stayed out the
entire night before drinking with her ex-boyfriend. No, not the A+ lister,
but the one before that. They were all over each other at a club the entire
night.
Actress:
Zoe Saldana
A+ lister: Bradley Cooper
Ex-boyfriend: Keith Britton (dated for 11 years and were
engaged)
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress left her actor boyfriend at home and
spent the night this week with her A- list mostly movie actor co-star. Sex
and drinking all night long. The A- lister said he needed the break from
what he has been going through lately.
B
list actress: Emma Roberts
Actor boyfriend: Evan Peters
A- list co-star: James Franco (tweets to 17 year old)
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actress got violent with her boyfriend when he cut
her off from the coke the other night. She did a couple of lines and he wanted
her to stop and she started screaming at him in a club. He just rode the
storm out and 20 minutes later she was apologizing and telling him they should
get married.
Emma
Stone/Andrew Garfield
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#4**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show is so messed up on drugs
right now that she only gets out of bed for her daily pap photos. She is
a mess. Like world class.
Khloé
Kardashian
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#5**
Probably my favorite blind item of the week. This A list talk show host/married
pain in the butt who cheats constantly got shot down by this A list reality
star from a very hit cable reality show. He made his usual bonehead moves
which work for D listers and she humiliated him and called him a pig. It
was pretty amazing.
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/27
This A+ list performer (singer) changes clothes multiple times each day,
usually in her SUV. She loves to have new looks for the paps. What is strange
is that she changes in front of her bodyguards and always changes her bra
and panties because she thinks each new outfit also needs new garments.
Taylor
Swift
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#1**
This B- list mostly movie actress who had her biggest fame in a defining
television role has been the opposite of that role, at least for awhile.
She told friends over the weekend that she is entering her second year of
celibacy and that she is loving it.
Kim
Cattrall
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#2**
This former A list celebrity/reality star is drinking again. Probably not
going to help her pregnancy. Snooki "Jersey Shore"
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who was on a hit network show
forever was not invited to this very personal event because our actress slept
with the celebrity husband of one of the attendees while he was married.
Event: Brian
Baumgartner/Celeste Ackelson wedding
Celebrity husband/wife: Warren Lieberstein/Angela Kinsey
B list actress:
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actress is being cheated on again. She put
up with it in her marriage and did some herself, but her boyfriend has been
sleeping with the nanny of her child for the past six months and the nanny
is pregnant. Uma Thurman (first husband: Ethan Hawke)/Arpad "Arki"
Busson
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#5**
This B+ list mostly movie actor from a comedy franchise who has flirted with
A list from time to time dodged reporters on a red carpet late last week
because he is working with his people to spin his coming out story his way
and not be forced out in the Bryan Singer scandal. Sean William Scott
("American Pie")/Tribeca Film Festival
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#6**
This B- list mostly movie actress with A list name recognition recently
terminated a pregnancy because she thought the public would hate her if she
announced she was pregnant with a guy, who is not her (still) husband.
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#7**
This former A list rocker doesn't let his marriage vows stand in the way
of hooking up with his celebrity co-worker several times a week. His very
recent wife doesn't seem to mind though and accepts it as part of being married
to him. Nikki Sixx/Kerri Kasem ("Sixx Sense With Nikki Sixx" and "The
Side Show Countdown With Nikki Sixx")
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#8**
This foreign born B+ list entertainer (performer) is going to have a tough
time on tour if she can't get her coke habit under control. She is going
to some places that practically give it away and her reconstructed nose is
in bad enough shape as it is.
Avril
Lavigne (touring South America)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie and television actor who crashed down to
his current B- list status is only that high because of his previous work.
His next stint might be in prison if the feds find out about the teen he
took on a trip with him to Vegas. The teen is just 16. He brought her from
Florida.
James
Franco
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#10**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is currently starring on one of those
almost television shows is battling a huge drinking problem. She missed a
lot of time on the show because of her drinking. During filming she usually
has a flask of gin nearby or even holding it if she can get away with it.
It is also affecting her relationships. Our actress if deeply embedded in
the closet. She loves her current girlfriend even though she denies to the
world that she is in any kind of relationship. The girlfriend can't handle
the drinking and the rages and violence that come with it. All of the
relationships of our actress, whether they be beards or loves, always end
up in a boozy tragic pile and her career which had rebounded is headed for
that same pile. The drinking and pills have increased to the point where
something needs to be done. Taryn Manning "Orange Is the New
Black"
309.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/28 **#1**
This Singer is an internationally-known pop star. We’ve talked about
her drinking before, so you may be under the impression that that is her
only vice. Nope! Today we’re going to talk about her very serious coke
habit. To give you an idea as to how much she does, we’ll take you back
to one particular night a year or so ago. She attended an awards ceremony,
and, afterwards, went to an exclusive, members-only private club. She asked
around for some high-quality coke. She met directly with the dealer, and,
after sampling his wares, instructed her bodyguard to "Pay him for an eight
ball." For those who don’t do drugs, an "eight ball" is an eighth of
an ounce or 3.5. grams of cocaine. Depending on the size of the lines you
cut, that’s 10-20 lines. It was a lot of coke… but it didn’t
last long! She hoovered through that eight ball in less than an hour. Then
the party moved from the club to a hotel room. Singer purchased another eight
ball! She was still wide awake when the party broke up at 7:00 a.m. Katy
Perry
310.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/28 **#2**
Whenever this famous film Actor travels to New York, he has a very specific
routine. He usually stays at the same classic New York hotel. He usually
stays in the same suite each time. He usually goes out to the same restaurants
each time. Sometimes he orders in room service. Food is not the only thing
he orders in. He also likes to order in models. Several at a time. The hotel
staff knows the routine well. A hired car pulls up the front of the hotel,
and several young, slim and beautiful models emerge. They are escorted up
to his room where they enjoy his company for several hours. When he has had
enough, the entire group is quietly escorted out of the hotel and into the
waiting car. There’s one additional little detail about these models
you should know: They are all male. We’re sure his fiancee really
appreciates the fact that she gets to stay in the same suite where he fucks
his male model playmates on a regular basis. Good luck with that marriage!
George Clooney
311.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/28 **#3**
There’s a catfight going on in girl world. It’s a group of girls
against one celebrity girl. One minute they are hanging out as friends, and
the next minute they are publicly fighting about who is a negative influence
on whom. Frankly, all of the girls in this scenario are behaving badly. However,
the most eye-rolling part of the fight is when one of their mothers chimes
in (through a spokesperson) to declare that her kids don’t drink or
do drugs. Ha! The truth is that Mom drinks like a fish, the older kids favor
pills (amphetamines and benzos) and the younger ones love weed and coke.
Almost everyone in the family is wasted on a regular basis. More than one
of them should be in rehab right now.
(Group of Girls)
Mom: Kris
Jenner
Older Kids: Kim, Khloé, Kourtney and Rob Kardashian
Younger Kids: Kylie and Kendall Jenner
One Celebrity Girl: Selena Gomez
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#1**
This former A- list mostly television actress has also been in a lot of movies.
She has an unusual name and was married to an A list television actor from
two big shows. She hasn't worked in a few years because every time she lands
a pilot she screws it all up because she wants final say on casting. She
only wants people on her shows that won't get more attention than her. No
one wants to work with her.
Téa
Leoni "Madam Secretary"/David Duchovny
("X-Files"/"Californication")
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#2**
This former A+ list national television talk show host got injured on a recent
trip to Vegas. He was playing his usual bondage games with the woman he sees
every week and things got a little out of hand and our former host broke
his wrist. I would love to know what he told his wife. Jay Leno
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#3**
This former B list mostly movie actress who has been in this space a million
times has been banned by a club where she is visiting because she was doing
coke openly at the tables. She didn't even bother using a rest room. She
was asked to leave with her two male friends and not ever return.
Lindsay
Lohan
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#4**
This Emmy award winning actor might have won his only big award on television
but is a B+ lister thanks to his stellar movie acting resume. Aging now,
he has broken up a few marriages by having sex with his leading ladies, but
he is in this spot today because he was filming his latest movie out of LA
and had a different hooker every night. He also used the hookers to bring
him his daily coke supply so he would never be busted buying.
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#5**
It might be a top rated show for CBS, but these two co-stars can't stand
each other. Apparently the female and male lead don't get along at all because
the female lead thinks she is a much bigger star than she really is and acts
like it every second on set with her demands. A couple of hit movies a decade
ago don't make you a huge star.
Lucy
Liu ("Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and 2"; "Charlie’s Angels" and "Full
Throttle")/Johnny Lee Miller "Elementary"
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#6**
This A list diva and B- list everything else she does, which, mind you, is
a very long list, embarrassed her boyfriend at dinner this weekend. He ordered
something and she told him he couldn't have it and ordered him something
else. The fact that she did it loudly enough for people several tables away
to hear her, left her boyfriend with a sunburned red face.
Jennifer
Lopez/Casper Smart
(new bright
orange car)
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#7**
This B- list mostly movie actress, who was and still is a model, although
is more well known for her acting quit her church recently when they wouldn't
name a new building after her. She didn't contribute any money to it, but
thinks because she is the most famous person who attends the church that
it would be a good thing for the church to honor her.
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#8**
Old Hollywood Blind Item: For most of his career, this stage/film actor with
a famous last name was A++ list, but his longtime battle with the bottle
caught up with him and it showed in his performances. He slipped to a B-list
character actor with A-list name recognition, often appearing in supporting
roles in both big-budget epics and low-budget musical comedies. When he first
came out to Hollywood in the mid 1920s, the make-up department went into
overdrive because pockmarks dotted his face due to his drinking. They had
to use women's makeup to make him look presentable. The actor often joked
to his friends that he was one step away to becoming a drag queen.
John
Barrymore
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#9**
Old Hollywood Blind: She's one of the most recognizable faces of classic
Hollywood, but back when she was on the verge of A+ list stardom, she slept
with many a producer to get a role. One of these casual encounters resulted
in a surprise pregnancy, which she ended up terminating. That might explain
why she couldn't have kids.
Marilyn
Monroe
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#10**
I don't want anyone thinking this is Sofia Vergara so let us get that out
of the way right now. Sofia's background is VERY interesting though. Let’s
rewind a few years before Sofia burst on to the scene and talk about our
actress. She is probably B list right now even though she barely works. She
had that great of a career that has stretched a couple of decades. She had
a great role and then disappeared and then popped back up into a great role
when she was suggested by this A list mostly television actor and coke fiend.
Apparently she had been a drug dealer of the actor and the only one he slept
with up to that point. She always charged him though. He is used to that
kind of thing. Our actress supported herself through high school by selling
drugs and when she graduated she decided that the best way to make a lot
of money selling drugs was not to school kids, but to actors. She got some
extra work and that led to her chance meeting with a producer who got her
some small speaking roles in exchange for some sex and some drugs. Those
few speaking roles led to her big break. During her entire run on the show
she still sold drugs to supplement her income because she thought the show
was going to be canceled and that she would be back on the street and have
to find new connections. She says she made more selling drugs during the
show than she did from the show, which is saying something. On a show she
was working on during the big run of the other show, she had a little scare
and was forced to quit, despite being very popular because producers were
scared of just how much she was selling and that the show would get taken
down by bad publicity. Apparently it was shortly after that experience that
she finally decided she had enough money and a big enough name to not have
to sell any longer. It didn't mean she stopped using though. She was always
her biggest customer. Courtney Thorne-Smith; Pamela Anderson; Yasmine
Bleeth; Heather Locklear
322.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/29
This well-known Actor may have to out himself very soon if he wants to avoid
getting entangled in the Bryan Singer investigation. He is one of the many
who was caught in the predatory trap set by the power players like Bryan
Singer when he was just starting out as an actor. While he definitely benefited
from it career-wise, it is important to emphasize that he was a young guy
when this happened, and that we do not think that he became a perpetrator
himself later on. Our Actor began his career in Hollywood in the 1990s and
has worked very steadily ever since. He primarily does comedic films, and
is famous for one particular role. His Mom is probably more famous than him.
He is certain that his name is going to surface in the investigation, and
he is having major anxiety over both the criminal investigation and about
being exposed as a gay man. He has dated beautiful women all these years,
including a couple of famous actresses. He was even engaged at one point.
But he is gay, and he is closeted, and he is worried about how being outed
will affect his career. His choices are to do nothing and hope that his name
never surfaces in the investigation… or to let others out him and to
let his name get dragged through the mud and then try to play defense…
or to play offense and out himself and tell his own story before that happens.
He is leaning towards the latter right now. We wish him well.
Actor: Sean William Scott
His Most Famous Role: "American Pie" Steve Stifler
Stifler's Mom: Jennifer Coolidge
Dated: Jaime King, January Jones, Deanna Miller
Was engaged: Lindsay Frimodt
323. WINE
AND SASS 04/29
This C-list terrible actress is off the wagon big time. It's actually been
quietly known for almost a year now, no matter how much she blathers on about
how 'sober' she is. She was placed on probation with her current project
while she got herself together, but she's an even bigger mess now than she
was then. So much so, she's paying a homeless guy $100 a day to clear the
bottles of booze out of her house before her sober coach paid for by the
network arrives. Doesn't this trick know that boxed wine would make this
much less complicated and cheaper? Lindsay Lohan
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#1**
This B list reality star from an A list network reality show is openly gay.
She also has a significant other. It seems though that our reality star is
sleeping with a male executive of a company about to announce a partnership
with our reality star. Jillian Michaels "The Biggest Loser"
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show was at an
event yesterday looking like death warmed over. Apparently she had been partying
for two straight days including up to a minute before she hit the red carpet.
She stayed a few minutes and then bailed even though she was supposed to
stay a few hours.
Anna
Gunn "Breaking Bad"
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who rarely acts any longer despite
his young age and A list name recognition was spotted this week getting drunk.
Not a good sign for the actor who has quietly been to rehab multiple times.
MacCaulay
Culkin
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#4**
This A list female director recently bought a house in Colorado just so she
could spend her free time smoking pot legally. She says that as much as she
loves smoking, she was always worried she would get busted in California
and never enjoyed it like she does now.
Penny
Marshall
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#5**
This former A list performer (singer) who still has A+ list name recognition
told producers of a recent awards show that he needed an additional 15 minutes
before he could take the stage. Apparently he needed the time to relax. And
by relax he meant pleasuring himself. Sound check had run late and it is
his pre-show ritual. Axl Rose "Revolver Golden Gods Awards"
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#6**
This A list entertainer (singer) known for the longest songs ever recently
asked a woman to umm, urinate on him. Specifically the portion of the body
above the neck.
Dave
Matthews
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actor and an Academy Award winner said he once
dumped this gorgeous B- list mostly movie actress because the first time
he went to her place she rolled out two big nitrous tanks and said she really
wanted to have fun.
Matt
Damon/Eva Mendes
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#8**
This married foreign born former A+ list performer (singer) who is now a
B- lister who keeps promising a comeback was at a show about to rehearse
and ten roadies were carrying a thousand pound piece of the stage to set
it in place. Our singer was standing there and wouldn't move out of the way
which caused the roadies to have to slowly shift and walk around her. She
just watched them the entire time. Alanis Morissette; Shania Twain; Gloria
Estefan
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#9**
Our actor is beloved by millions. Foreign born. B+ list. Mostly movies. As
much as he is adored by his female fans, they would probably change their
minds if they knew what he put his wife through over the years. He talks
a lot of talk about her, and she stands there occasionally next to his side
smiling that forced half smile she has perfected. I remember one time he
forced her to go to a red carpet event so he would look good the day after
she found out he got this A- list mostly movie actress pregnant. She won't
leave him. She is too religious and believes in the death til us part vow.
He won't leave his wife either. Why should he? He has the world convinced
of his good guy role and when he is caught straying he has an explanation
which he uses frequently. The wife lets him and keeps her mouth shut. When
his wife surprised him on set and found him naked with a foreign born A list
mostly movie actress the wife kept her mouth closed because she didn't want
to ruin the marriage of the A lister. The wife backed out of the trailer
and waited until the actress had gone and on set that day acted as if nothing
was wrong.
Actor: Ewan McGregor
A list actress pregnant: Nicole Kidman
Foreign born A list actress: Emily Blunt (John Krasinski)
Movie: "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
333.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/30
This Actor has been working in Hollywood since his teen years. Those early
projects are the ones you think of first when you think of him as an actor.
They were the kind of films that regularly broke the $100 million mark and
made him famous. He had some personal troubles as he entered adulthood, but
he still works a lot, mostly on smaller projects. He is… kinky. He has
denied taking part in swinger parties in the past, but he was recently seen
at such an event… actively looking for a fourth – and a fifth –
to join his private party! Guests report that he was extremely thin, wearing
some crazy metallic pants, and standing around acting "twitchy." He had a
beautiful blonde on one arm and a beautiful brunette on the other. They would
check out each woman who walked by. If they found one that they all agreed
on, they would ask her to come back to his hotel room. Did he have any takers?
Absolutely! There were women there who have probably been dreaming about
being with him since they had his poster tacked up on their bedroom wall.
Corey
Feldman
334. WINE
AND SASS 04/30
This once fired Real Housewife was recently rehired to the franchise, not
because she actually ever contributed everything, but because she is in
possession of a sex tape featuring another Real Housewife turned C-list
celebrity, another C-list celebrity of many trades, and this B-list athlete.
It's gross, and weird, and if it ever went public it would probably horrify
most people. She turned the tape over to the C-list celeb of many trades
in order to secure her spot back on the show along with a hefty bonus. Only
she completely cut out the other fired and desperate to be rehired Real Housewife
who actually gave her the tape in the deal. In exchange for the tape, the
rehired Housewife was supposed to also broker a deal for the other cast-off.
Only she didn't. Probably not on purpose...she probably got distracted by
a shiny object or something. Crazy like a fox, the reject Real Housewife
has a copy and is brokering it behind the scenes while they set up a deal
for her that's even sweeter than the one the other Housewife got. Expect
this incident to reignite a long, bitter feud with a whole new level of
viciousness.
Rehired Fired
Real Housewife: Kelly Bensimon
Reject Real Housewife: Jill Zarin
Real Housewife turned C list celebrity: Brandi Glanville
C list celebrity of many trades: Andy Cohen "Watch What Happens Live"
B list athlete: Sean Avery
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