NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#1**
This basically married without actually being married A list mostly television
actor who is finished filming television for now has been hooking up with
this up and coming B list singer who is a critical darling of the media and
other performers.
Jon
Hamm/Kacey Musgraves
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#2**
This foreign born married old former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an
Academy Award winner/nominee and a permanent A lister has two Russian teenagers
who he calls his nurses but are employed by the actor to perform functions
that are decidedly not nurse like.
Sean
Connery
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actor got busted by his B- list mostly movie actress
girlfriend cheating when his kids let spill about a woman their dad saw when
he was supposed to be playing golf.
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#4**
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and
keeps himself in the spotlight with his actions and photos had sex the other
night with this A- list singer who had her friend stand outside the bedroom
the entire time to make sure no one came in because there were no locks on
the bedroom door.
James
Franco/Lana Del Rey
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#5**
This C list mostly television actress missed out on the second installment
of a mega hit because the wife of the leading actor said she would divorce
her husband if he worked with the actress again. Apparently there was a little
fling and the wife didn't want there to be any other opportunities for the
pair to get together. Cassandra Scerbo/Ian Ziering "Sharknado"
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#6**
It is pretty tough to make a name for yourself as an actor or move up to
B list when your B+ list celebrity wife insists you only take acting jobs
within 50 miles of your house and that only film during daylight hours. Talk
about controlling and jealous. I guess when you have all the money though
and a rock solid pre-nup, your partner falls in line.
LeAnn
Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ list has a daughter who
got pregnant. No news of it has leaked and the daughter is due to give birth
in the next couple of months but will not be raising the child herself.
Apparently the actor has arranged for the baby to be adopted and his daughter
didn't have much say in the issue.
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#8**
This former A list mostly movie actress who still has A list name recognition
despite not doing much in the way of consistent acting over the past decade
says there was a point she was homeless because she lost all of her money
after her then boyfriend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor convinced her
to invest her money in a company that went bankrupt. When she complained
to the boyfriend he dumped her.
Winona
Ryder/Matt Damon
"GreenDimes"
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#9**
On the set of her new network television show this reality star turned B-
list mostly television actress has been hooking up with an assistant director.
A married assistant director. A married assistant director with a pregnant
wife. Katharine McPhee ("American Idol") ("Scorpion")
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
This foreign born A list comedian who is a sometime B list mostly movie actor
was dumped by his girlfriend after she caught him in bed with two women one
night. He said he couldn't help it and that she should expect it with him.
Russell
Brand/Jemima Khan
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#11**
How is it that this actress is rolling in dough? I mean she could literally
shower with $100 bills every few minutes and not run out of money. She has
never really been higher than A- list and that was almost two decades ago.
Since then, when she was a sort of sex symbol to now she has mainly popped
up in a movie or two or three and tried her hand at some really bad television.
She keeps making money though and spouting off on some crazy ideas she thinks
will catch on and sharing those ideas with the world. The thing is when she
was at her peak she made some investments. Well, one major investment. She
bought up about a third of a company that makes its money convincing other
people to part with their money. Kind of one part Scientology and another
part timeshare like pressure to buy while locked up with other people over
the course of a few days. Our actress was a big proponent of it and talked
about it all the time but suddenly stopped mentioning it after she bought
a big piece of it. Oh, her hand prints are all over the company from the
things she sells with her name on it there that most people are encouraged
to buy at a special discount which only sees our actress make a 300% profit
compared to a 10% profit through normal channels. She makes millions of dollars
a year running this thing and only does movies and television shows to do
the press so people don't forget her face or her name so when she shows up
at one of these events people will be awed to see her and more likely to
spend big bucks not knowing she is the one who is making the money and is
not just a customer. Suzanne Somers or Linda Evans
"Ramtha
School of Enlightenment"
12.
COSMOPOLITAN
08/01
Discussing the diva behavior Hollywood stars are often infamous for, Robert
Pattinson mentions not naming names, of course their demands
consequences, when things get too much for the harried assistants to handle.
Heres a blind item (or maybe an urban legend) to mull over, next time
you see a bath scene on film: "This actress was doing a scene in the bath
and she kept complaining about the temperature, how it was too hot or too
cold. So everyone pissed in it and put a bunch of bubble bath in afterwards
so you couldnt smell it! This stuff happens. Thats why I avoid
asking for anything. I dont want to get anyones piss on me."
Reese Witherspoon " Water For Elephants"
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress is only A list because she is the lead
on a show. You kind of have to be if you are the star even if the show doesn't
attract may viewers. She is having a baby but is it with her boyfriend or
the executive she hooks up with on a regular basis.
Rachel
Bilson "Hart of Dixie"/Hayden Christensen
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#2**
This C list actor with almost A list name recognition from an acting family
is probably the only guy in his conservative church who attends in full makeup.
Stephen
Baldwin
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#3**
This B+ list pro athlete with the celebrity offspring girlfriend has had
his way with the wives of his competitors, but his girlfriend has also hooked
up with some of the competitors too. So, it all kind of evens out in the
end.
Dustin
Johnson/Paulina Gretzky
16. MR. X
08/02 **#1**
What A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee yelled at that reality show family
and their camera crew at that overseas party last night that if they feature
him on their show he'll sue the pants off them?
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Kardashians
17. MR. X
08/02 **#2**
What permanent A++ diva has a bizarre ritual involving her backup dancers?
Once they get to a certain age, they get to live in her house for a few months
and call her "mommy". It's more like a help me-help you situation, but she
has never bedded any of the guys surprisingly. Wonder what her ex hubby who
she still keeps in touch with thinks?
Madonna/Sean
Penn
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#1**
This foreign born B list celebrity/offspring/host is always the first to
tell someone why she is better than them or why they should listen to her
about sobriety but our B lister doesn't want to hear anything from anyone
about how she is doing drugs almost 24/7 at this point and booze right along
with it. She thinks she has everything under control. Not even close.
Kelly
Osbourne
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#2**
This almost A list mostly television actor who seems to get work on good
network shows was under the impression of his celebrity wife they were trying
to work things out in their marriage. Our actor is on a well behaved streak
not seen ever by him and he really wants the marriage to work. His celebrity
wife though has been seeing someone on the side and the husband has no idea
that he is fighting a losing battle at this point.
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#3**
Whenever you see this A list mostly movie actor from an acting family on
his bike, it means he has been out buying drugs. He is always scared to buy
them and thinks he can get away faster if he is on a bike.
Owen
Wilson
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#4**
There are several people who say that the girlfriend of this A+ list mostly
movie actor earned six figures this weekend on a yacht because the man wanted
to say he shared something in common with the A+ lister.
Toni
Garrn/Leonardo DiCaprio
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#5**
You would think this former A list singer reduced to a C lister now would
be much nicer to his A list wife but she is only with him because of the
kids at this point. She doesn't want them to have to hear why their parents
are getting divorced or read about the cheating he did multiple times. He
keeps cheating knowing this and then keeps asking for forgiveness.
Gavin
Rossdale/Gwen Stefani
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#6**
One little by product of this former A list tweener and his encounter with
the B list mostly movie actress this past week is that she introduced him
to her drug of choice, meth. Our former tweener can't get enough, but this
will be the end of everything for him if he doesn't quit it. He already is
too jumpy because of the roids, so you know meth will make him crazy.
Justin
Bieber/Lindsay Lohan
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#7**
This A list morning host quietly put his wife in rehab earlier this week.
I doubt he is going to visit her much. Matt Lauer
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#8**
I don't give the marriage of this C list reality star appearing on an A list
reality cable network very long once she finds out her husband basically
spent every dime he had on the wedding. She will probably head back to her
cheating ways.
26.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/03
This actress is pregnant. Yes, again! We thought that she and her husband
might slow down on the baby-making (because they seem to spend more time
apart than together) but apparently that is not the case. By the way, she
commented to a friend that she is hoping that this baby will "even the score."
Although her husband is not a particularly well-behaved guy, she is not a
vengeful person, so we are not entirely sure what she meant by that remark.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#1**
The never spoken about child of this A list mostly movie actress has been
cut off from funds by mom, so he steals to make ends meet. It seems mom didn't
want to bankroll the drugs any longer.
Susan
Sarandons son Miles
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#2**
This A+ list rapper has been keeping his indiscretions quiet while in other
parts of the country, but was busted over the weekend by numerous spies bringing
this D list beauty queen turned actress back to his hotel with him. She looks
like a younger version of the French model he had the long term fling with.
Jay-Z
(French
model: Noemie Lenoir)
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#3**
Almost as soon as this foreign born A list mostly mostly movie actress who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee leaves her home and her country her husband
is marching young actress after young actress through their bedroom in search
of a "special talent." Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#4**
This former View host got called out at a party for wearing knockoff designer
jewelry after going through a long story about how some guy she is dating
gave it all to her and spends thousands of dollars on her. When she was
confronted about the authenticity of the stuff she grabbed a swag bag and
fled.
Star
Jones
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress turned A list movie actress
turned can't get work actress has been skipping table reads and has not gone
through a day yet of her new television show without throwing some kind of
tantrum. The most recent was about the quality of the bottled water.
Katherine
Heigl "State of Affairs"
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#6**
This Glee actress not named Naya Rivera tried to get back at an A list mostly
movie actress guesting on the show who said some true, but awful things about
the Glee actress by hitting on the significant other of the A lister who
passed despite not known for his fidelity.
Lea
Michele/Kate Hudson
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actor from a long long running network
hit that is finally on its last legs gave away most of his money to a church
and is essentially homeless. Millions gone.
Angus
T. Jones "Two and a Half Men"
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#8**
This former Desperate Housewife took a meeting to be on Real Housewives.
The producers decided there is a difference between fake mean and catty and
someone who said she would turn the show into a living hell for every cast
member. Yeah, the producers passed. I think it would have been brilliant.
Nicolette
Sheridan ex-wife to Harry Hamilin (Lisa Rinni is going to be on this
seasons "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#9**
This A list music mogul/former reality star cheated on his celebrity wife
with a model he met while his wife was in the hospital for a month.
David
Foster/Yolanda "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" (Lyme
Disease)
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 *#10**
A waitress is asking for six figures to tell her story of the two separate
nights she spent in July with this soon to be married A+ list mostly movie
actor.
George
Clooney
(Apparently she is now willing to sell for about $50K which might give
her a shot)
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#11**
I have seen and heard of some great extortion and blackmail plots in Hollywood.
Most of them involve photos kept under wraps in exchange for money or access.
There is of course Harvey Levin's personal stash of J Edgar Hoover worthy
stuff which keeps those interviews coming and all those insider tips from
one certain family. Anyway, I never thought I would see someone pull one
over on this foreign born A+ list mogul/reality star/producer. Usually it
is he who is making the deal and putting someone in their place. There was
one time that an ex got an upper hand on him but she eventually lost her
leverage and now she ends up having sex with him when he wants it and she
is reliant on his hand outs again. There is a B list reality star from his
home country that managed to get the mogul though. You can talk about his
sex life all you want and release whatever you want and he doesn't care.
Drugs though. That is a different story. People are far less tolerant about
drug use than sex. It turns out the pair used to have sex together all the
time. Hey, it is what he does with all the talent he finds attractive. Or
employees. Or strippers. Anyone really. He ended up at her place one night
which is something he never does. Always a neutral site or his place. Always.
Why? Exactly for this reason. She nailed him. On video doing drugs and it
wasn't just pot. He tried to get back at her when she threatened him because
she needed money but she won. Big time and now he is seriously kissing her
butt to the point where she is going to be an even bigger pain than she used
to when he was trying to humble her. She is going to get some huge payback
and it has already started with that 8 figure paycheck she just got from
him. 8 figures.
A+
list: Simon Cowell
Ex: Terri Seymour
B list reality star: Tulisa Contostavlos
38.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/04 **#1**
This acclaimed actor has a wife and a whole gaggle of kids. However, he
definitely isnt the loyal family man. He showed up at a recent event
at the last possible moment looking like he just rolled of bed
because
he DID just roll out of bed! He was supposed to get styled and groomed for
the event, but he blew off the styling crew because he was busy getting busy
in the hotel with a woman who was definitely not his wife. He may have won
lots of awards, but well bet his wife wouldnt give him any awards
for fidelity!
Ben
Affleck
39.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/04 **#2**
This very established actress was recently robbed of several valuable items.
However, there is one item that is causing her more stress than all the rest
combined. It turns out that the laptop that was stolen contains some intimate
photos/videos of her and her ex as well as her and her current beau
and she is freaking out about the thought of them being published!
A detective advised her that she should publicly pretend that the laptop
belongs to someone else to give her more leverage in case the thief tries
to contact her directly to negotiate some sort of deal.
Susan
Sarandon/Tim Robbins/Jonathan Bricklin
40.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/04 **#3**
Riccardo Tisci is an Italian fashion designer and the Creative Director for
Givenchy. "I was gay from birth; I was always fine with that," said Tisci
during an interview with Style.com. However, while he is openly gay, he may
not be exactly open about all the men in his life. Riccardo Tisci provided
his own blind item about a famous but mysterious lover during a Vogue Hommes
International interview that in 2011. When asked to describe his "best" sexual
experience, Tisci replied: "I have several but the one I think immediately
is an experience I had with a man who is known. I never imagined that something
could happen between us and its still the hottest weekend of my life.
Nobody really knows if this guy is straight or gay, it is a mystery. However,
I was attracted to him, his way of speaking, thinking, walking, dressing.
I love what he does as an artist. This weekend both, this intimate moment
has only reinforced my attraction to him." A "Man who is known"? Who is this
mysterious, artistic Voldemort-like lover? Dare we speak his name? BG Note:
Mens Vogue folded in 2008, but there are still a few international
editions like Frances Vogue Hommes International that
are printed on a sporadic basis. Kanye West
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#1**
When this A+ list singer gets you a birthday present she goes all out. Apparently
that A list celebrity friend and collaborator is having a birthday in the
next couple of months and our A+ lister worked out a fee for this A list
model to spend the night with the celebrity as a surprise. Who knew our A+
lister was also a madam. Rihanna/Eminem/Cara Delevingne
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#2**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who is probably in the
B+ range now because of some bad choices is still technically married to
the B list movie actress which is why he has tried to keep his much much
younger girlfriend locked in their hotel room each day while he promotes
his new blockbuster movie. He doesn't want her answering questions and he
is also scared that someone will snap a photo of her and see just how young
she is. Apparently she is not even out of her teens.
Antonio
Banderas (Melanie Griffith) "The Expendables 3"
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is also a model and generally
appears in all her husband's movies is so worried about gaining even a pound
that she only eats once per week which means she will usually only go to
one event per week because she knows she has to eat at an event because people
are watching her to see if she eats. Once a week.
Milla
Jovovich/Paul W. S. Anderson (except when she is pregnant)
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee was forced on this A list mostly movie actor who is also directing
a movie. The studio wanted her. Don't ask me why because she is not any kind
of box office gold at all. Our actor/director didn't want her and the two
have been in constant battle since the movie started and her scenes have
been cut as much as possible and there have been some days when they really
need her that she has decided to call in sick to get back at him. You would
think if people are getting paid millions of dollars to just act in a movie
they would not be so petty.
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#5**
This A list comic actor has reached new levels of jerkitudeness. I like the
word. He saw a woman for all of three weeks several months ago which is almost
a record for him at this point and convinced her to transfer colleges and
move half-way across the country to be with him and two days after she did,
he dumped her and kicked her out of his place because he found someone new.
Jonah
Hill
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actress and her B list boyfriend actor called it
quits this time because she won't listen to him or anyone that she needs
rehab. They fought about it all the time.
Jennifer
Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#7**
This A+ list diva is going to lose her mind or throw glasses of her champagne
everywhere when she finds out her celebrity husband got another woman pregnant.
He is supposed to keep his cheating secret and this is going to be a tough
one to keep secret. Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#8**
This former B+/A- list mostly television actress who married an A list mostly
movie actor has been trying to steal advertisers from this A+ list celebrity
icon and been talking a lot of smack behind the scenes. You don't want to
mess with a woman who has been in prison.
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Martha Stewart
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#9**
This A list reality star underwent hair transplant surgery because she has
huge bald patches that she tried to always cover with hair extensions. This
is probably the one thing she didn't take a selfie for.
Kim
Kardashian
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#10**
Apparently if you are willing to devote yourself to the kink of a very
rich old man you can make a lot of money. The escort in this blind used to
see lots of customers to make a living but now just sees one old man and
makes low six figures a year because she is willing to do what it takes to
make our old man a happy guy. Our old man is A list. Has been for decades
and probably will until he dies. Always a celebrity, never an actor although
he has appeared in some movies as himself. Married to a celebrity and getting
super cranky in his old age. For the past few years he saw several escorts
but nothing that really was worth me writing about knowing I will have a
couple of days of horrible images in my mind thinking of this guy naked.
Yikes. He generally meets the escort at a public place where she is supposed
to be with a guy she has just met. Our old man comes along and because of
who he is he manages to win her away from the other guy. He loves to feel
like he is still on top of his game. The escort told me she is fast running
out of guys to play the part and the old man thinks she is actually picking
up some random guy. They go back to her place where he runs through any number
of scenarios but most of them involve him getting naked and watching her
do things to herself. Basically anything he can think of she does. This has
been going on for about a year and the escort says she always thinks they
will run out of things to do but the old man has an imagination that just
won't quit. This happens twice a week for two hours a pop at the exact same
time and the exact same days. Our old man pays her about $5000 a week but
with the condition she is not allowed to see anyone else and has to be able
to prove it anytime he calls her. She says that he has never called past
5 or 6 in the evening but doesn't want to take a chance on losing the money
so basically just stays at home all the time binge watching television and
movies.
Larry and
Shawn King
51.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/05 **#1**
Fans of this band are freaking out about a big upcoming announcement. Is
one of the members getting married? Are they going to be making a movie?
Is one of them announcing that he is gay? Is one leaving the band? Are they
breaking up? No. No. No. No. No! All the hype is a big smelly puddle of nothing.
They are just going to be shilling a new perfume. Want to get upset about
something? Get upset over the fact that your favorite band is slacking off
and treating work like its a big joke, that the quality of their
performance is suffering as a result, and that one of their competitors is
getting more attention than they are from the serious music publications.
Yes, people within the music industry notice these things. Your boys need
to step up their game or the only thing they are going to be singing is their
swan song next year.
Your Band: "One Direction"
Competitor Band: "5 Seconds of Summer"
52.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/05 **#2**
This TV star broke up with his significant other. The official reason given
was how distance and work commitments made it difficult to keep the relationship
going. Yes, that was part of the reason. Now lets talk about the rest
of the reason they broke up: his cheating! While there may be more people
involved, we know about three of them at this point (although there may be
more). All are women, and all are over the age of 21. Two are bottle blondes
and one is a brunette. All three are pretty and two of the three are in the
entertainment industry. At least one appeared on his show. One was just a
fling, but two of the others were definitely longer-term situations. He is
still seeing one of the women. All three of these affairs took place on the
East coast. The identity of one of the women would definitely shock you.
TV Star: Michael Strahan/Nicole Murphy
The Women: Maria Menounos (brunette); Erin Andrews (blonde); Elizabeth Banks
(blonde); Cameron Diaz (blonde)
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#1**
This former A list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor told his friends
he would be able to go cold turkey again just like he always has if there
is work to do. So far though he has been unable to go more than about 12
hours without his new favorite drug and that is only because he drank and
took some pills to make it through the 12 hour flight. Bad shape does not
begin to describe his condition.
Zac
Efron
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actor who is still young and is the offspring of
an A list couple has four or five dolls that he brings with him whenever
he travels and sets them next to his bed and refers to them as his family.
Apparently he talks to them all the time.
Jaden
Smith (Jada and Will Smith)
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is A+ list still in the action
world is about three times the age of the daughter of his A list co-star
but it didn't stop them from hooking up. I wonder if dad found out because
the two co-stars have not done any press together. someone and someones
daughter from "Expendables 3"
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#4**
One of those RH-NJ Housewives is great at pretending to have money on the
outside but has friends bring her food bank food because they spend their
money looking wealthy and barely have any money to even feed their kids.
Melissa and Joe Gorga
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#5**
So, this C+ list mostly television actor treats his B+ list mostly movie
actress wife like crud. She has A+ list name recognition by the way. He yells
at her. Screens her friends. Screens her phone calls. She puts up with it
all though including the two nannies he has slept with in the past few months.
After the second nanny started talking about filing a sexual harassment claim
that was the only thing that got him to find someone he wouldn't be attracted
to. Not that he was cheating or hurting his wife. What a tool.
Megan
Fox/Brian Austin Green
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#6**
This good looking A- list R&B singer with a very cool style is probably
going to jail. He will also probably take down about four or five other names
in the industry because of the ponzi type scheme he was running with them.
An arrest is imminent.
Ne-Yo
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#7**
According to a player on one of the two Northern California football teams,
this B list actress wasn't acting married when they were in bed together.
To be fair though, she might not even know her husband's name yet. It hasn't
been that long.
Naya
Rivera/Ryan Dorsey (her brother Michael plays for Oakland
Raiders)
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#8**
The good news is that this B list reality host from an A list reality franchise
who got his start and fame as something else in which he excels, has been
allowed to move into the guesthouse. The bad news is that his wife only did
that for the kids. The way she caught him cheating is supposed to be epic.
Curtis
Stone/Lindsay Price
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#9**
This C- list celebrity refuses to leave the side of this A list mostly television
actor for fear he will find someone else and dump her before she can collect
big bucks. This even includes an ex who she was previously close to but has
grown increasingly close to the A lister. Hey, threesomes will do that.
Brett
Rossi (porn star fiancé)/Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#10**
Back in the day before this A+ list mostly movie actor was in movies, he
got kneed in the balls by this A list model with A list name recognition
after he groped her in a trailer during a photo shoot they were both in.
Mark
Wahlburg/Kate Moss
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#11**
Most families get together to do an intervention when someone is addicted
to drugs or booze or gambling and try and get them some help. This family
though had a very unique intervention last year when it came to dating. It
is not that they are opposed to this family member dating, but it was who
the family member wanted to date. Apparently she met a black guy and went
out with him a few times as friends to the movies. Well, when this former
A list mostly television actor turned indie B list mostly movie
actor/conservative speaker found out what was going on, he flipped. This
acting family has very strong beliefs and one of them is there should never
be interracial marriage. One day I hope one of their kids comes out to them
and also says they are marrying out of their race. Now that is reality
television. Somehow during the intervention they came up with some kind of
logic to convince the family member that it was wrong and that somehow God
said it was wrong and then our actor got another family member on the phone
who is even more famous and she added more arguments and was equally distressed
at the thought of a family member dating outside their race. It got even
worse. I know you think it can't but it did because they brought in people
from their church to tell some stories they said were about their life but
were really just a way to bring out every stereotype they could think of.
The kids in this family are so brainwashed I don't know how they will be
able to survive in the real world. Kirk Cameron/Candace Cameron
Bure
64. HOLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/06
Shes reported to be On The Run with some no joke money. Thats
because this "Im mixed" estranged Missus has reportedly helped to gross
$100M from her heist
with the help of her leading TOM hubby. Dont
believe me.. Just as the back-up dancer shes shacking up with on the
road. "Shes getting her lesbian on, with one of her dancers" Heres
what a source spilled our way: "Shes heated that Lil Kim jumped on
her latest track cause she never invited her
making it like a
mixtape." Can you guess the name of the Tina Turner ripoff that Im
talking about? Beyoncé
65.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/06
In the never-ending quest for ratings and attention, this TV maven is trying
to get the cast on this show excited about a new story line: Three of the
women on the show
all pregnant
at the same time! No, it does
not matter what the fathers of those potential babies think. What matters
is the attention these three women would get! Just think of the photo ops!
The daily gossip updates! The reality show ratings! The endorsements! One
has agreed, but they still needs two more to join her. It doesnt matter
which two. If they can reproduce, they are eligible to be part of this story
line.
Reality Maven: Kris Jenner
TV Show: "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#1**
This closeted B- list mostly movie actress who is finding a great deal of
fame in a new kind of a media is boxed into a corner at this point. She dumped
one of her favorite lovers because a new lover was jealous. The new lover
and our actress have since moved in together and the new lover is doing
everything to protect her own position. Meanwhile, our actress is starting
to get scared and wants to leave because she has found another person she
wants to be with, but can't get out of her current situation without some
violence and revelations. Taylor Schilling (new kind of media being
Netflix)
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#2**
This B list celebrity who was a B list reality star and a C+ list actress
and C+ list singer went on a huge tantrum episode last week which led to
her screaming and yelling at people and herself before she started to do
a Britney. Our celebrity only used scissors, but when someone approached
her to get her to stop the B lister threatened people with the same scissors
until they left her alone.
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#3**
You already knew he was good at getting money from women so it shouldn't
surprise anyone that he has convinced our A- list mostly television actress
to spend about $100K so far on him, including buying out his lease so he
can move in with her where he can keep his meal ticket close.
Joe
Manganiello/Sofía Vergara
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#4**
An assistant to this former A list reality star who has been in multiple
reality shows for almost the past decade was sent out to buy a home HIV test.
This just got really real, especially since there were no cameras shooting
at the time.
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#5**
This foreign born A list musician in his country and C- list here who also
loves some good reality television appearances is back on drugs and booze
again. He is also cheating on his B+ list singer girlfriend. She doesn't
seem to care though. I don't get it. She would care about the drugs if she
knew. She only knows about the booze and convinced her it is ok. Dougie
Poynter (British pop rock band "McFly") (won "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out
of Here!")/Ellie Goulding
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#6**
As key as she is to the success of this very hit cable show, this multiple
Emmy nominee/winner has been threatened with replacement on the show because
her drinking is out of control and she has blacked out from drinking on set
several times. She is a very rare visitor to the blinds and never about her
drinking.
Jessica
Lange "American Horror Story"
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress got dumped by this executive because
he hooked up with this married A list singer who usually keeps her affairs
much quieter than she used to when she put everything in her songs. Sophia
Bush/Google executive Dan Fredinburg/Alanis Morissette
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#8**
This married former A list mostly television actress was in a hit show long
off the air but has kept her A list name recognition. You never see her with
her husband. Oh, she is also a cheater. Because she doesn't work as much
any longer it is tough to come up with clues for her. Anyway, she was in
some awful movie with this hard to pronounce foreign born B+ list actor who
was on a great pay cable show and so much more. He was doing a lot of drugs
when they were filming and during a love scene he got a monster nose bleed
and it was all over the breasts of our actress who seemed to enjoy it and
wanted to keep shooting. She is a strange one.
Actress:
Show:
Foreign born actor:
Pay cable show:
Movie:
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#9**
This barely hanging on to a B- list mostly movie actress who has been in
the tabloids a lot the past few weeks almost got busted when the guy she
is dating was going to post a photo of them eating steaks. She makes a lot
of money pretending she is a vegan, so freaked out.
Nikki
Reed/Ian Somerhalder
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#10**
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is hair challenged has
been spotted more than once at a truck stop where he meets up with a hooker
he met there a few months ago. Our actor wears a cowboy hat and sometimes
a fake mustache. He thinks people can't recognize him when he dresses like
that or maybe he is playing some kind of character in his mind.
Nicolas
Cage
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#11**
I don't care if someone wants to get pregnant or doesn't want to get pregnant.
I don't think anyone should shame you or force you into doing one or the
other. What I don't like though is a former A list mostly movie actress hanging
on to B by a thread after being the it actress for almost a decade who about
once a year starts talking about how much she wants a baby and can't wait
to get pregnant and uses almost the exact same quotes all of the time. She
and her team decided that it makes her much more popular to tell the world
how she loves kids and wants kids and sometimes she even talks about what
she is going to name her kids and how she even goes crib shopping sometimes.
The thing is the actress hates kids and tells her friends all the time that
she has no desire to ever get pregnant and if she could she would take two
pills a day to make sure she doesn't get pregnant. She has broken up with
men in the past who wanted babies or wanted to get married. She is the most
anti-baby person ever which is fine. Her choice. I just hate when she says
the complete opposite in interviews just because she thinks it will make
her more popular.
Kirsten
Dunst
77.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/07 **#1**
There was an interesting discussion that recently took place at a resort
location. Several models were telling a young and famous female performer
about how they make more money "partying" for a few days with older men from
the UAE than they do in a whole year of modeling. Our celebrity initially
seemed a little repulsed by the whole concept
until the other girls
told her how much someone as famous as our celebrity could make. Then she
started listening with great interest and asking lots of questions about
the logistics! While she did say that she wasnt ready to do it now,
she left the door open by saying "
but maybe next year." At that point,
the other girls went crazy and started making plans and swapping names and
numbers. "We will totally hook you up!" Were sure her parents will
be delighted to know that their daughter may be destroying her life with
booze and drugs now
but at least shell have a source of income
waiting for her in the future! Selena Gomez
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/07 **#2**
You already know that there have been a lot of celebrities partying in Ibiza,
Spain recently. We have a quick story about two groups of celebrity guests
who were there. The big shot film actors group was hanging out and
having fun. At one point, an intermediary came over to them to say that a
a celebrity who was from a more downmarket group wanted to
meet the big shot actor. The big shot not only refused
but warned them
that members of the downmarket group had better not come anywhere near his
group, their table, their boat, their party or even attempt to include them
in any sort of photo or video ever! The intermediary slunk back to the downmarket
group and delivered the message. The two groups had no interaction the entire
time they were there
even though they were sometimes just a few yards
away from each other!
Big Shots: Leonardo Dicaprio and Orlando Bloom
Downmarket Group: The Kardashians
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#1**
To get around a confidentiality agreement he signed regarding his relationship,
this former B list movie and television comic actor/comedian has written
a "novel" about his relationship with his former girlfriend who is probably
still considered A list and definitely has A list name recognition. It is
supposed to be really good.
Jamie
Kennedy/Jennifer Love Hewitt
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#2**
Kindness: These former co-stars might not talk about each other very much,
but this recent Academy Award nominee/winner sent the now A list television
actress on a hit pay cable show a note congratulating her on her baby and
donated $50K worth of diapers and formula to local charities.
Jared
Leto/Claire Danes "My So Called Life"
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#3**
This C list offspring of a former A+ list mostly movie actor apparently got
his father's horrible temper. The younger actor choked his girlfriend to
the point of passing out while they were on vacation in Europe.
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#4**
#1 - This former B list mostly movie actress with the very unique voice and
one great role who rarely acts any longer despite some pretty high name
recognition has been sleeping with a married politician who is huge on family
values. As soon as he wins reelection this fall, he is going to split with
his wife. At least that is what he tells our actress.
#2 - This B list mostly movie actress is being played by her female B list mostly movie actress lover who she thinks is being faithful. That word is not in the lover's dictionary and has been seeing a male producer in order to land a role in a Marvel flick. Ellen Page/Evan Rachel Wood "Justice League of America"
#3 - This almost A+ list mostly movie actor tried to have sex with this former B+ list movie/television actress who has had some serious issues in the past year. They were co-stars on a movie and she finally agreed to go out with him and they ended up in her hotel room where he passed out drunk and didn't wake up for almost 24 hours. James Franco/Emma Roberts
#4 - This B list actress is getting married to an A list athlete. She really wants to adopt a child. He thinks it is because she cares about children, but she told her friends she wants to be able to get child support if they divorce since the pre-nup is so strict. Gabrielle Union/Dwyane Wade
83. MR. X
08/08 **#1**
Which A-list actor who stars in several franchises had a rare sighting yesterday
with his longtime boyfriend? They were seen out and about in LA house hunting.
Bigger question is, when are they going to make their first appearance as
a couple on a red carpet? My best guess is soon. Jeremy Renner
84. MR. X
08/08 **#2**
What B/C-list mostly movie actress and the textbook example of a beard has
been interviewing wealthy men to become her next husband? Does her current
"husband" know about this?
85. MR. X
08/08 **#3**
Which hip-hop power couple are Instagramming old photos of themselves to
appear like they're still together? They're not fooling anyone.
Beyoncé and Jay-Z
86. MR. X
08/08 **#4**
Which girl group/reality stars are hoping to get another reality show by
staging some wacky publicity stunts? Nobody will probably pay attention,
though.
"Danity
Kane"
87. MR. X
08/08 **#5**
What A+ pop singer has moved on to her next female conquest, a technically
married, foreign born supermodel?
Rihanna/Adrianna
Lima
88. MR. X
08/08 **#6**
What actress currently starring in a sci-fi blockbuster was caught snorting
lines of coke off a glass table at a wrap party for that other sci-fi blockbuster
she starred in a few years ago?
Zoe
Saldana "Guardians of the Galaxy" "Avatar" or "Star Trek"
89. MR. X
08/08 **#7**
What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked
to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all
of them home.
Chris
Brown
90. MR. X
08/08 **#8**
What A-list actor who's been teasing the press about his sexuality was spotted
around town with a blonde transsexual? James Franco
91. MR. X
08/08 **#9**
What 80's child star has to have a hit of ecstasy before he has sex with
any of his hooker harem or else he just can't perform? Corey
Feldman
92. MR. X
08/08 **#10**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Which A/B-list mostly movie actor who transitioned successfully
to television later in his career had a private nude beach at his estate?
Surprising since he was known to be rather conservative. He closed it down
after some hippies sneaked in and had a love-in.
Fred
MacMurray
93.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/08 **#1**
We cant stop laughing over this one about a certain young actor at
a recent party. Security guards confiscated everyones phones before
they entered the VIP lounge at this recent music festival. It wasnt
just to preserve the privacy of the celebrities who were there. It was to
keep guests from videotaping those who were openly doing drugs. In fact,
witnesses watched one famous actor open up a capsule of molly and pour it
into his mouth, chased by a drink. At first, the actor was incredibly upbeat
and happy. However, after a while, he suddenly had an urge to do something
else. So our actor removed all his clothes. He folded them into a neat pile.
Then he lay on the floor completely naked and began quietly
petting and stroking the carpet. He didnt say anything. Just smiled.
The people around him, who were all drinking and/or doing drugs, didnt
even blink. "Leave him alone," they said. "Hes rolling."
BONUS CLUE: No, its not Zac Efron.
BONUS CLUE: No, its not Chace Crawford.
Actor: Ed Westwick
94.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/08 **#2**
This young actor is a very handsome guy. He is in his twenties, but he usually
plays a teen. Youve definitely seen him on film or starring in one
or two popular television series. He is having a serious problem with his
mom. She is religious and is generally nice to people. However, if she finds
out that they are gay
she turns into a completely different person.
She will ignore them if they are in the same room, and then tell gay jokes
or make nasty, biting remarks about them when they leave. Her private hatred
of gay people is the reason our actor has never told his own mother something
very important that he is gay, too. Instead of coming out and risking
her rejection, he simply faux dates the occasional actress and suffers in
silence. Is there some advice our readers could give that might help our
actor (or someone else in this situation)?
95. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 08/08
Which star of the HBO show sent the ad out, looking for love in all the wrong
places? Looking for a dominant lady to kicking me in the balls. I want you
to totally owning my balls with you feet. I have a high pain-tolerance. MAJOR
PLUS if you know martial arts kick training. Private/Discreet/Safe!
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#1**
This former A list tweener misses all the attention he used to get and misses
women falling all over him since his show went off the air. His recent efforts
for success have failed miserably and no matter how hard he tries to get
his name in the middle of a controversy, it barely registers. So, to get
attention he makes sure he lets himself be seen by people all the time out
in public. It is also how he hooks up with women several times each week.
Drake
Bell "Drake and Josh"
"Drake
Bell possibly living at Disneyland"
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#2**
This country singer turned B list celebrity turned reality star went down
three sizes in her porn sized breast implants because she is back to singing
again and wants to be taken seriously. If she talks about her craft, I will
probably get sick.
Jessie
James Decker (Eric Decker wide receiver for the New York Jets) "Eric
& Jessie: Game On"
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#3**
This B+ list good looking mostly movie actor who has flirted with A list
several times is recently divorced. Well, almost divorced. He recently spent
some big bucks hiring a fixer last week when he was being blackmailed by
a male escort he saw for several months. Josh Lucas
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#4**
This almost A list mostly television actor is recently divorced and in a
huge box office hit. To celebrate he left his kids with a nanny and got an
escort for a couple of hours and then told the press that he just can't find
the right woman to be with.
Will
Arnett "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#5**
Too many drugs and diva behavior from this B list celebrity offspring is
getting her the boot from her regular television gig. Producers have been
trying out other offspring to replace her. Kelly Osbourne "Fashion
Police"
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
Apparently this future Bachelor is a little wanting in the endowment department
according to a recent bedroom partner.
Chris
Soules
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This pro golfer knows how to cheat, but this might be the first time he has
been cheated on. His celebrity girlfriend hooked up with the golfer on the
great hot streak while he was dating his celebrity girlfriend. Dustin Johnson
is not involved in this blind.
Pro
golfer: Tiger Woods
Celebrity girlfriend: Lindsey Vonn
Golfer on hot streak/celebrity girlfriend: Rory McIlroy/Caroline
Wozniacki
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
This B+ list kind of television actress is not allowed to date anyone. No
one. Her handlers want her ready for the right kind of publicity match. Meanwhile
she wanders around parties and events with no one but a publicist.
Taylor
Schilling "Orange is the New Black" on Netflix
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This permanent A list singer/diva is blaming everyone but herself and her
drinking and pill popping for her crap record. Look in the mirror. Oh, and
she did reach out to the celebrity she has long hated after their brief hookup.
She thinks he might be just what she needs. Not sure her significant other
is going to like this.
Mariah
Carey/Eminem/Nick Cannon
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
It is always interesting to watch how people act the first time they try
Molly. If you do it in public like this former almost A list mostly movie
actress turned television actress turned "give me what you can so I can stay
in the public eye after my cheating scandal", it was fun. She loved it and
was actually smiling which is rare for her these days.
Julia
Stiles broke up marriage between "Dexter" Michael C. Hall and his wife and
co-star Jennifer Carpenter
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
While filming his latest movie outside LA, this almost A+list mostly movie
actor has been taking his kid to a certain playground where he collects the
phone numbers of women under the guise of play dates for their kids. At least
that is what he tells his wife. So far there have been no kids at any of
the dates.
Channing
Tatum
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had
to have a page in a script rewritten while shooting because she was unable
to smile as the script called for. Too much botox. She can frown though and
do a grimace.
Nicole
Kidman
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This former A list tweener did his part and broke up with his girlfriend.
Now he is waiting for this C list celebrity to dump her B list mostly television
actor boyfriend from a middling hit cable show who has no clue his girlfriend
has been cheating. He used to do a lot of cheating himself.
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
was trying to convince the woman he brought to a recent talk show taping
to go home with him that night. The woman he was trying to convince needed
a shave and better wigs.
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress known for helping married men cheat
is involved with an actor who is married. While he promotes his television
show, she tries to hide her growing baby bump until he tells his wife.
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#6**
This B list mostly movie actor is keeping that listing strictly because of
his name. Even though he has a new baby at home he spends most of his time
doing coke with porn stars and running through all of his money. Apparently
he is even having unprotected sex with the porn stars too.
David
Arquette
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#7**
This east coast Housewife is really ungrateful. She called her supposed best
friend a whore and said it was people like her best friend that ruined marriages.
Her supposed best friend keeps sticking up for her though. Probably hoping
for some money.
Ramona
Singer/Sonja Morgan "Real Housewives of New York City"
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#8**
This C+ list celebrity who is a former reality star hooked up with the boyfriend
of one of her daughters. He dumped the daughter for the mom who thinks he
is cute but she is more into the men who can give her a good life.
Danielle
Staub "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#9**
This former B+list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show is
now a movie actor who would much rather leave his wife at home and party
away the night with coke and women. He then goes home and apologizes to his
wife and is good for a week before he starts up again. Aaron Paul
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#10**
The creepy brother/sister relationship between this foreign born former A
list mostly movie actor and his sister is over. She moved out of the house
they shared after a huge fight. I remember when they used to sleep in the
same bedroom. He said it was because she had really bad nightmares and would
sleep walk.
Joaquin
and Rain Phoenix
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
Teen Choice Awards: "I would probably kill myself if my thighs ever touched."
Married B+ list foreign born singer who got her start on a reality show as
she shared lines of coke with two equally tiny women backstage.
Cher
Lloyd
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
Teen Choice Awards: This A list everything who has a million jobs was spotted
hovering close to his protege, who unlike his A list mentor has actually
come out and is a B- list mostly television actor from lots of cable shows
and sometime singer.
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
Teen Choice Awards: This up and coming teen actress who is a regular on an
ABC show (not Modern Family) was the youngest actress spotted who was drunk
at an after party and making out and being groped by a guy who was easily
in his 30's despite our actress being in her mid-teens.
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#4**
This A list mostly movie comic actor who is right on the verge of A+ list
had a mild heart attack two weeks ago. The only thing that did was cause
him to give up coke for a couple of days to let his body recover. I would
give it no longer than a year at his current pace before he dies. Kevin
Hart; Jonah Hill
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#5**
Pretty tough to miss this married NBA all-star and former champion with his
side piece boyfriend the other night at a party. He isn't usually so open
with him. Magic Johnson
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress who has had huge hits (on cable) and
big misses (on network tv) in the past few years on shows has a boyfriend
who is an absolute tool. She doesn't see it though even when he makes her
give him her phone while she is on set because he doesn't trust her and he
also tells her what she can and cannot eat each day.
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#7**
This comedian and B list mostly television actor from a middling network
show has been dating a woman for two months and even though he takes her
out every day and has spent thousands of dollars on her, she has only ever
let him kiss her cheek. Her boyfriend that our actor doesn't know about does
hook up with her all the time though.
Aziz
Ansari "Parks and Recreation"
(his
secret girlfriend)
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actor from two hit network shows mainly
does movies now and is B list. Despite his drinking and cheating the actor
is still married. Oh, and also despite when he got really drunk and fired
off a gun through the wall in the living room towards his bedroom where his
wife was sleeping. Matthew Fox "Party of Five" and "Lost"
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#9**
This A list mostly television actor and his A list mostly movie actress
girlfriend have one thing in common. Their absolute loathing for a common
actress co-star who they will never work with again. It is what brought them
together. Their mutual dislike for her.
Ashton
Kutcher "No Strings Attached"/Mila Kunis "Black Swan"/Natalie
Portman
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#10**
It really bugs me when this former A list tweener does her no drug rant to
magazines and how she doesn't even booze when she and her sister are known
for running off with the coke of other people at parties and are the first
ones trying to take extra bottles of booze home. Vanessa and Stella
Hudgens
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#11**
She calls it stage fright. There is some of that to be sure because she can
freeze in front of a camera. It is one reason she hates doing awards shows
or anything requiring her to read a teleprompter. She is surprisingly enough
ok on talk shows because she is not required to say anything, she only has
to respond. Getting her to the talk show is an entirely different matter.
It takes her hours. Once she finally gets there and gets inside she can fake
it enough and use enough mind tricks to make it through the ordeal, but when
she leaves, she becomes a sweaty, exhausted mess and drinks herself to sleep.
She is an actress. She used to be A+ list. Rarefied air that she had. Academy
Award winner/nominee. For a time, she was the number one choice for almost
every movie role available. She could still be that choice and she still
has A list name recognition, but she has suffered the past five or six years
with actually leaving her own house. It is rare she can manage and when she
does it is usually with her boyfriend by her side. She prefers to be alone
with him, or just alone is fine with her too. She has an assistant to go
shopping for her and do the day to day things so she doesn't have to leave
the house. Meetings with her manager or agents or anyone else is by phone
or they come to her place. She has dated some of the biggest names in Hollywood.
All this used to be managed more effectively. There is talk that her boyfriend
likes to have her under his control and maybe had made things worse for his
benefit. One thing that has surfaced is that she has a tough time filming
anything because of the crowds and the stage fright. She has finally been
convinced to give it another try, but it might fizzle like her last two projects
when she couldn't even make it to the set.
Renee
Zellweger
127.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/11 **#1**
Of course everyone at the Teen Choice Awards yesterday was playing nice in
front of the cameras. Behind the scenes was a bit of a different story! This
young female celebrity absolutely refused to sit, stand, or have her photo
taken with this young male actor. Why? Because of the way he treated her
last year. She was wooed by the guy, they dated privately a few times, and
then she slept with him. He never called her again. However, he did tell
all his friends that she was the "worst fuck ever." Ouch.
Kylie
Jenner and Cody Simpson
128.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/11 **#2**
Some balding stars, like John Travolta will wear a hairpiece in public in
a desire to maintain that youthful look. Another famous actor who
is younger than Travolta is not afraid to display his dome in public.
However, in the privacy of his own home, he likes to wear a wig/toupee. No,
we dont know why.
129.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/11 **#3**
These two young performers used to be friends. What happened? At the Teen
Choice Awards, the two would not even look at each other! They are the same
gender. No, they have never dated (at least, not that we know of).
Demi
Lovato/Selena Gomez
130.
THE
MIRROR (U.K.) 08/11
Which young starlet has been told she has to stop sleeping with her music
producer if shes going to progress in showbiz? Rita Ora and Jay
Z
131. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE 08/11
This Oscar nominated leading man may be easy on the eyes, but were
not sure how easy he is on the nose. He doesnt wear deodorant, but
admits that he does take a lot of showers- in the morning and then at night,
and even after him work out. That is three a day. However, sources tell us
he doesnt wash he then puts back on his dirty cloths, so it doesnt
make MUCH difference! PHEW!
Bradley
Cooper
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
This B list celebrity/reality star has a new show lined up which is why she
needed to arrange for a sappy reunion with her husband. She is also hoping
to get pregnant by her boyfriend and then tell the world she and her husband
are having a baby. She is beyond messed up at this point.
Courtney
Stodden/Doug Hutchison
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
This former A list celebrity has probably dropped to B as her act and look
has waned in popularity over the past few years, but her prices have not
dropped. One very rich suitor dropped six figures to have her perform for
him in public and then in private with his wife while he watched.
Dita
Von Teese
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
This permanent A list singer/musician got wasted as per his norm and decided
he couldn't drive home. Good for him. He also didn't want to wander around
looking for the woman he brought to the party so he found another woman in
about two minutes to go home with him in the car that came to pick him up.
Billy
Joel
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
This Victoria's Secret model with A+ name recognition has a PhD in math.
She used her mother's maiden name while she was going to school. Apparently
her dissertation is a must read among academics and there are not even any
pictures in it.
Lyndsey
Scott
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who makes her living in other
ways now even though she is probably doing her best acting while doing it
has her attorneys arguing in federal tax court that she is broke. She might
not have much money in bank accounts but that is because she is getting paid
in Bitcoins by her wealthy friends.
Lindsay
Lohan
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#6**
This former A+ list singer turned part-time actress turned singer turned
reality star once tried to convince this former A list singer/songwriter
that her child was his from an affair they had together. The singer/songwriter
coughed up about $250K before asking for a paternity test. It was not his
child but the two have made up and are hooking up again.
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actress/model is now a C list celebrity
and that is being generous. Very generous. The only money she makes is from
her former A list ex. Alimony. She is so broke financially that she is selling
her two lone items from the wardrobe she kept from her very hit show. I don't
think she ever thought she would split from her husband or that her popularity
would end.
Donna
DErrico "Baywatch"/Nikki Sixx
(files
for bankruptcy)
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actress seems so mild mannered and normal in her
movie franchise in which she is usually fourth billed depending on guest
stars. The franchise looks dead, but she is desperate for work so would probably
do any version even if it didn't have the regular stars. Anyway, one thing
that does interest her is painting. Using her own blood for part of it because
she says it is more honest than paint. Jordana Brewster "Fast &
Furious"
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show who
has a new show about to air told this married B list celebrity/host/former
actor that this time when they saw each other she wasn't going to sleep with
him. An hour later they were having sex.
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#10**
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network
sitcom has failed at her most recent attempts at network television. She
is back for another shot and is making the network angry because she keeps
doing product endorsements from the set that conflict with advertisers they
have lined up for the show. Our actress told the network to give her a raise
and she will stop. She is such a pain. Why does anyone hire her?
Actress:
Debra Messing
Current TV show: "The Mysteries of Laura"
Long running TV show: "Will & Grace"
Failed attempts: "The Starter Wife"; "Smash"
Debras
Life Transforming Products
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#11**
This actor used to be almost A list. Acting family. Some truly memorable
movie roles. He starred in a couple of the biggest movies of all time. His
wife is cheating on him and doing so openly but our actor is stuck. If he
divorces her he is probably going to jail. So, our actor has quietly been
placing ads searching for women from certain countries who would be willing
to marry very quickly. His idea is to meet his new bride in her country,
divorce his old wife while there and then marry his new wife. He wants to
also try and do this while filming it all for a documentary he thinks could
be a big seller. I really think he needs to think this all through, but he
won't so he will probably end up in some jail in a far away country instead
of living the fairly cushy life he does now.
Randy
Quaid (his wife is a "prima facie Canadian citizen" and he would be forced
to face prosecution if deported back to USA)
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie action actor introduced his very young wife
to some members of the press in his home country. When the press asked what
happened to his first wife of many years the actor responded that he didn't
have any other wife and that the press must be mistaken. Umm.
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly television actor who starred on two very long
running network hits saw his daughter recently who looks amazing and has
had issues with an eating disorder. Before he even hugged her he told her
she needed to lose a few more pounds. His daughter started crying. Kelsey
Grammer (Greer); David Hasselhoff (Hayley)
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
This B list celebrity/show host had to miss two days filming the hit franchise
on which she appears. A procedure she had performed by her plastic surgeon
went wrong and she was unable to move her mouth for several days.
Padma
Lakshmi "Top Chef"
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
This married almost A list reality star from multiple reality shows won't
do any filming in public for her show because she is trying to keep it a
secret (failing miserably) and doesn't want people to think she even likes
her husband which is what people would think if they were out in the street
being filmed together.
Kendra
Wilkinson and Hank Baskett "Kendra on Top"
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly television actress who is still A list after almost
two decades on television has barred the actor father of their child from
seeing their child without supervision. Apparently his booze addiction is
so bad that he needs to drink almost constantly and she doesn't think it
is a good environment for the child. Courteney Cox/David Arquette
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#6**
The wife of this B+ list mostly television actor on a hit cable show yelled
at her husband's co-star at dinner a couple of nights ago for cheating on
his wife. Big scene. After yelling, the wife walked out and her husband had
no choice but to follow leaving the co-star alone at the table with people
looking.
B+ list actor: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Co-star: Breckin Meyer
Show: "Franklin & Bash"
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#7**
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress was on a hit network
show for a nice long run and a foreign comedy that did really well here in
the US. The married mom was hammered at a party in the past few weeks and
the next thing you know she was having sex with a guy hired to be eye candy
at the event and the cabana doors were wide open. Rachel Griffiths "Brothers
and Sisters"/"Muriel's Wedding"; Jane Leeves "Fraiser"/"The Benny Hill
Show"
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#8**
The makeup artist that our married A+ list mostly movie actor is hooking
up with while on set almost got fired after she was seen with her arms around
the actor outside of the confines of his trailer. With all the cameras around
the set looking for photos, this could have been really bad for the actor
right now.
Ben
Affleck "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#9**
At a party this weekend, this C- list mostly television actor got kicked
out of a big event because he called this A list mostly movie actor gay.
Everyone knows he is, but at this event, you don't say that. His B- list
mostly movie actress date was quickly paired off with someone else. It was
strange.
John
Travolta "Church Of Scientology Celebrity Centre by attending it's 45th
anniversary gala"
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#10**
This producer of this hit pay cable show says he is the father of the baby
of one of the actresses on the show, but it is really the baby of the A list
star of the show from a fling he had when he says he was taking a break from
his actress significant other. She would probably say otherwise.
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#11**
This actor is involved in lots of side businesses. One of the reasons he
is always looking for new investments is not just to make money, but also
to hide money. Our actor is A list. I keep hoping for the day he drops down
to D list or even lower but somehow he keeps hanging around. Our actor makes
a great deal of money from acting and everything about that is above board
and faithfully reported to the appropriate agencies. Not so above board are
the massage parlors that our actor owns with two other partners that he met
when he was in Asia doing a commercial several years ago. The owner of the
company that our actor was working for loved our actor's work. Yeah, well
people probably loved Paris Hilton in her movies too. The two started talking
about the massage parlors the man ran in other parts of the country and wanted
to do the same thing in Los Angeles. Our actor, who at the time was always
looking for some fun on the side and a place to have that fun agreed to join
in and along with one other partner who is the owner on all the paperwork,
the three have opened about 50 different massage parlors around the LA area.
It always makes me shake my head when our actor starts talking about human
trafficking when I'm sure he has more than a few women in his establishments
that probably were trafficked.
Ashton
Kutcher
154.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/13
The stars of this film recently attended their premiere. Each was accompanied
by a significant other or a family member or a publicist. Except for this
one actress. She brought THREE bodyguards with her. WTH? Girl, youre
just walking the red carpet
and you arent even one of the top
four stars of the film! Do you know how many security guards the four real
stars of the film brought with them (two of whom are Academy Award winners)?
None! Your costars may just roll their eyes at your antics, but we are going
to tell you straight up: You are not doing yourself any favors by giving
off airs and playing the diva every time you walk outside. Katie Holmes
"The Giver"
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
This hanging on to A list singer has had a lot of financial issues in the
past and evidently are still occurring because the legend hosted an event
this week and demanded she be paid in cash before she walked the red carpet.
Oh, and she wanted the cash in a brand new purse that cost about half her
fee. The organizers paid because they had already publicized her appearance.
Gladys
Knight "Hollywood Bowl";
Dionne
Warwick "San Jose global ambassador of goodwill"
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably down to an
A- now. He still gets the leads but they are smaller films. He has been in
this space before over the past few months and has now left his wife for
the foreign born mostly movie actress he was cheating with on the set of
the film he just finished shooting. Ewan McGregor/Carly Steel
"Mortdecai"
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
This A list mogul/reality star has always had lots of women that he rotates
but for the past month has dwindled that number down to just one and it is
not what some would call his significant other. He has even given up hookers
for the past month.
A
list: Simon Cowell
Significant other: Lauren Silverman
PROBABLY:
New one: Chloe-Jasmine Whichello
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
The husband of this former A+ list singer (part of a group) turned reality
star ran up a $25K tab with an escort agency that our former A+ lister was
forced to pay so the news would not be made public. That should have been
an interesting conversation she had with her husband.
Mel
Brown "Scary Spice"
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#5**
This Glee actor lost his virginity when his father took him to a hotel lobby
and introduced him to three women and told him to take his pick.
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#6**
This B+ list mostly movie actress hired three private detectives to follow
her B+ list mostly movie comic actor boyfriend to find out who exactly he
is cheating on her with. So far the number is four women. Olivia Wilde/Jason
Sudeikis
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#7**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show doesn't know how to
share. When a man offered our star some coke she gladly accepted and then
took the coke from the guy and began walking around the beach nightclub with
it. When the man followed her she went into the women's restroom and did
it all before coming back out and giving the man the empty vial and saying
thanks. Hey, at least she said thanks.
Khloé
Kardashian "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#8**
This B+ list mostly television actor who goes from network show to network
show is telling friends and co-workers on the set of his new show that his
marriage to this A list celebrity singer is over. Apparently she has made
it clear she wants to move on. Josh Duhamel/Fergie
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#9**
This Real Housewife is keeping the money she earns, in a separate account
away from her husband because she doesn't trust him. He has taken all of
her money before and knows he will do it again. Not Teresa. Not anyone in
NYC or Beverly Hills.
Cynthia
Bailey "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#10**
This female talk show host refuses to have this former A list television
actress/current A list mostly movie actress on her show because she feels
like the actress is backstabbing her during her dealings with the talk show
host's significant other.
Ellen/Jennifer
Aniston
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#11**
Want to know some dirt about this celebrity family? This C list celebrity
offspring is loving the new attention that has come her way recently. She
has also been selling dirt to the tabloids about her siblings and was the
source for lots of stories about her mom. In fact, no one is safe from her
spilling dirt about anyone she knows or has come into contact with. If one
of her siblings dates someone famous, she is willing to spill what she knows.
It may also be why no one in her family even speaks to her any longer and
she searches for new ways to catapult herself into big fame. She is tired
of being in the shadows and sees herself as an A lister without actually
having to do any work. No acting for her. Sure, if someone wants to give
her a role she will take it but she is not going to audition. She likes the
idea of reality television though and being the name that is first off the
lips of people when they talk about her and her family.
Tallulah
Willis
166.
BLIND
ITEM 08/14 **#1**
It should have been a tiny blip of a story, the kind that comes and goes
in 24 hours. However, this celebritys parent just could not let it
go. The media was attacking their most promising future cash cow! So the
parent hired some big guns to try to bully the other person, and leaked it
to the press. They actually thought that if she made the story bigger, that
the public would side with the family. Whoops! Big mistake! Now the child
looks even WORSE
and do you know who the family is blaming? Not the
child whose actions caused the problem in the first place. No, they are blaming
the PARENT for their mishandling of the aftermath! Three meetings and over
twenty phone calls later, everyone in the family is now FURIOUS at the parent
for making the child look even worse than the initial incident did
and they are each threatening to fire the parent if the situation isnt
fixed immediately! However, the smartest thing the parent could do at this
point is to do nothing and allow the story to die. The part that we find
funniest is that the family is so genuinely shocked shocked!
that their bully tactics backfired on them. Heres a little lesson for
them: when you come from a position of celebrity and privilege and try to
stomp all over a little person, the public doesnt cheer for you. They
hate you more.
Future Cash Cow: Kendall Jenner
Parent: Kris Jenner
(sent
"cease and desist" letter)
Story:
Dined
and Dashed
167.
BLIND
ITEM 08/14 **#2**
Kim Kardashian complained about no-show wedding guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
"We had this long table that everyone was eating at on the wedding and instead
of having place cards we engraved everyones name in this marble table.
So we was explaining to everyone that we engraved their names because everyone
is engraved in our hearts and everyone thats there was so special to
us
The worst was like someone cancelling last minute and not telling
us and theres like their names engraved." "Who was it?" "I dont
want to out anyone. Someone did. We tried to put white paint and like cover
the name and
" "And it didnt work." "No." Kim frequently mixes
singular and plural indicators (as you can see in the above transcription),
so it is unclear whether she was talking about one or more guests. About
whom do you think she was speaking?
Beyoncé
and Jay-Z
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
It is a never a good idea to hookup with this former A+ list singer if you
want to keep things quiet. The singer, who is now B+ but still with A list
name recognition hooked up recently with this married B list celebrity/former
and current reality star while her celebrity husband was out of town. John
Mayer/Nicole Richie/Joel Madden
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
This former A- list mostly television actress who had one hit show on an
almost network and now seems to wander from project to project while making
sure she gets her photo taken by paps several times a week was confronted
by actual fans earlier this week but our actress refused to sign any photos
that included photos of any of her co-stars from that popular show. Considering
how hammered she was you probably couldn't make out her scrawl anyway.
Rose
McGowan "Charmed"
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
This B+ list actor has appeared in some huge box office hits, at least two
great television shows and a soap. That is quite the acting resume. He also
has an interesting way to show you he likes you or are doing a good job for
him. At a party he went up to a PR person doing some work for him and licked
her on her neck in front of a crowd of people. Considering they had barely
spoken before that, it was awkward.
Michael
B Jordan
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
I never thought this actor would cheat on his wife, but he is. He is a B
list mostly television actor with A+ list face recognition. Some really big
movies and television shows although his last attempt bombed dramatically.
Jerry O'Connell
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
This foreign born A list model who seems to be in the news all the time had
a very well connected family member call in some favors in the publishing
world to block some photos of the model snorting coke off the body of a naked
woman.
Cara
Delevingne
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
After giving his boyfriend multiple chances, this A list celebrity/talk show
host/host has finally had enough after the boyfriend was spotted making out
with two separate guys one night and going home with one while our A lister
was out of town. Anderson Cooper
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
This former A list tweener has a new movie starting next week and has spent
the past few days with a sober companion to try and get the actor sober to
shoot. The actor cannot mess up this chance because everyone is looking at
him.
Zac
Efron "We Are Your Friends"
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actress has not been seen in a few weeks after
coming down with some type of tropical disease that made her drop even more
weight from her skeletal frame. Apparently there was initial concern that
she might have picked up Ebola but she tested negative.
Angelina
Jolie
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
KINDNESS: This A list model and part-time actress is known for her breasts
more than her goodwill, but the model recently donated $100K to a homeless
mission in the town where her celebrity boyfriend lives. Apparently she has
also purchased 20-30 homes in the city she wants to renovate and give away
to needy families.
Kate
Upton/Justin Verlander (Detroit)
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
This actress is B list. Really pretty. Gorgeous even. She has made her own
name despite being a celebrity offspring. Some very famous boyfriends. Back
in the day when our actress was in her early teens she was traveling with
some members of her family at the same time this foreign born B- list
celebrity/singer/wannabe mogul also from a famous family was traveling with
members of his family. Apparently our foreign born B lister got some drugs
from one of his family members and slipped them into the drink of our actress.
She had been drinking with the guy all night but was resisting his advances.
He decided that she was going to say yes so slipped the drug into her drink.
She says that she woke up a few hours later to find him getting dressed in
the back of a van and said thanks before he walked out the door. She was
almost naked and only had her bra on. She told the family members she was
traveling with what happened but they wouldn't let her report anything to
the police and instead took care of the situation by confronting the family
of the rapist and then having them bring the rapist to them where they beat
him pretty severely. No one in the family or the victim or her rapist ever
talk about that night.
178. MR.
X 08/15
Liza Minnelli isn't the only celebrity offspring to pay money under the table
to prevent her mother (Judy Garland)'s FBI files to be leaked because of
Judy's ties to far-left political groups. The non-famous offspring of a recently
deceased actress are contemplating on doing the same thing or blocking the
release because their mother's files contain similar info.
Lauren
Bacall
179.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/15
While casting one of lead roles in one of the biggest movies of all time,
this very famous Director asked some of the actresses to service him orally.
Some refused. Some complied. He taped the encounters of those who complied.
One of those who did comply was eventually chosen as the lead. The Director
got a kick out of showing the tape to other men in Hollywood over the next
several years. Several years later, Our Actress got married to another celebrity.
The Director invited the Husband over one day under the pretense of showing
him "the directors cut" of one of his films. Instead, he showed him
the video of his wife, The Actress, servicing the Director! The Husband was
furious! However, instead of going to war with the Director, he blamed the
Actress. They divorced soon afterward. If you have ever wondered why their
marriage only lasted a short time, this is the reason why.
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee stole
film footage shot by his assistant (for a film his assistant is making) and
is now claiming it's his original work for his upcoming film....
James
Franco
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
This B- list celebrity would be unknown if not for her previous relationship.
She sure does have the worst luck when it comes to guys cheating on her.
Her latest boyfriend spent more time having sex with one night stands than
time spent with our celebrity. Considering how long they went out, that is
a lot of one night stands. Karrueche Tran (Brandon Jennings) (Chris
Brown)
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
This B list celebrity offspring of an A+ list political family has been on
a rampage recently, firing people close to the throne so to speak. The people
the offspring fired were questioning the offspring's decisions. The problem
is some of the people fired have a lot of explosive secrets.
Chelsea
Clinton
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
I don't know what his wife thinks of his new look, but the girlfriend of
this chef who is more interested in television than cooking has been telling
our chef how to dress and how to keep his hair and he is following along
like a little kid. How long will his wife put up with all the cheating is
the question. This new one seems serious.
Gordon
Ramsay/Sarah Symonds
(new
look)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
His photos for public consumption might say one thing, but this A list actor
has both feet out the door from his husband. Our actor is enjoying his time
away from home and has different hookups almost every night.
Neil
Patrick Harris
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This former A list reality star hopes to be A list again when her new season
starts airing. She is playing the victim card beautifully despite being the
more frequent cheater in the relationship. She is just much more careful
and only picks men who have more to lose than her if the fling went public.
Kendra
Wilkinson
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
This Teen Mom thinks she is so famous that stores will be passing out free
engagement rings right and left to her in exchange for publicity. So far
she has struck out everywhere she has asked and is going to have to break
down and buy herself a ring and say that her guy did. He can't even afford
a fake one. She might go fake if she wants flashy. Her bank account is lower
than it has been since the show started.
Jenelle
Evans
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
This twice former A list talk show host really wants a solo show, but she
is willing to settle for being a duo for now. Meanwhile she is trying to
sabotage everything she can behind the scenes to make sure there are only
two hosts and no more.
Rosie
ODonnell "The View"
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
This alcoholic former B+ list mostly television actor turned A list movie
actor to B- list only because we all know his name actor was missing one
night last week and his girlfriend called all over before finding the actor
passed out drunk in front of the garage door of his house.
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
This B+ list USA actor who you actually heard of before his current show
is shacking up with his niece. He thinks it is fine because she is not blood
related. She is barely legal and it has been going on for almost six months.
He introduces her as his girlfriend but sometimes she lets it slip they are
related. Daniel Sunjata "Graceland"
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#1**
This almost A+ list mostly movie actress should watch out for her very unemployed
significant other. He has been name dropping her while trying to finance
what he says will be a movie starring his significant other. What he is really
doing is making it look like he has a job while spending the money of other
people which he calls production costs.
Kate
Winslet/Ned Rocknroll
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#2**
A book proposal from a madam is making the rounds and its big selling point
is thirty pages or so describing the exploits of this married foreign born
B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and used
to be A list.
Catherine
Zeta-Jones
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#3**
This A list talk show host thinks she is well above her husband at this point
in her career and would love to leave him for someone she considers her equal.
Her big problem is that he has so much dirt on her from their exploits to
get her ahead back in the day that she won't ever get out of the marriage
without writing a massive check. Wendy Williams; Kelly Ripa
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#4**
This pair of singers with one of the biggest songs of the year had a big
falling out recently when the lesser known of the pair hooked up with the
celebrity boyfriend of the more well known half of the duo.
Charli
XCX & Iggy Azalea (boyfriend: Nick Young) "Fancy"
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is starting to lose it a little
bit. Not only was her almost entry back into television halted because of
her behavior but her much anticipated film project which would get her off
the B- list and back to A is in danger. One of the more erratic behaviors
the actress has is that she goes to confession four or five times a day at
different churches around NYC.
Meg
Ryan (television: "How I Met Your Dad") (movie: "Ithaca")
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#6**
This B list celebrity who may have peaked at A list has had some television
specials and is definitely A list in his corner of the entertainment world.
He says the first time he hooked up with this now married former model/former
A list reality star who tries to stay famous by hitting red carpets tried
to charge him for sex. He refused and their public romance lasted a really
short time because she kept wanting to be paid like she had been in her long
term former relationship.
Criss
Angel/Holly Madison
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#7**
For all the support this A- list mostly movie actress gives this A list director
and their past relationship, she has never let him be alone with her kids.
Diane
Keaton (daughter 16 and son 10)/Woody Allen
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#8**
This permanent A list singer is getting up there in age and had planned to
leave all her money and future royalties to charity but after a recent health
scare that left her vulnerable her husband managed to get her to leave everything
to him. Dolly Parton (surgery to address reflux disease)
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#9**
This rocker is a permanent A lister. He is pretty old and he is married but
said he would be on the lookout for a model type to replace his wife if he
could get it up any longer, but since he can't, he will just stick with her.
Keith Richards (Patti Hansen)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/17 **#10**
This long troubled country singer from the everyone is a celebrity in the
family developed her own strain of pot which has three letters. An alliteration
of the three initials of her real name. Destiny Hope Cyrus (Miley)
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#1**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: This B- list actor on a Disney Channel show had
to be talked out of wearing a woman's dress to the awards. He did leave on
all his makeup though.
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress just turned 18. When she was a child actress
her parents didn't let her appear in anything even remotely sexy and approved
every project in which she appeared. As a result her career never really
went anywhere. As soon as she turned 18 the work came so fast and quickly
that she doesn't even have enough time for all the roles she was offered
because she is willing to do anything in her roles now and is fast becoming
someone who will be approaching A list by the end of next year.
Sammi
Hanratty
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#3**
This former A list reality star who appeared in multiple reality shows and
had some really high profile relationships is having big financial problems.
She tried to borrow money from her suddenly rich ex, but he said no. So,
she turned to option 2 which is blackmailing another former ex with videos
she took of him shooting heroin and having sex with a woman who was passed
out cold.
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#4**
This B- list celebrity sibling who is on a reality show and has a former
A list sibling is under investigation because she is one of the names provided
by Apollo Nida in his plea deal.
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor who has A++ name list recognition has
not spoken to this former A list singer who will probably always be a permanent
B lister for several years because the B lister intervened when the A lister
was hitting a woman. The A lister said it was not the B lister's business.
Charlie
Sheen/Paula Abdul
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#6**
This B+ list singer is openly gay. What he doesn't want you to know or any
of the men he has sex with is that he insists on no protection if you want
to be with him. Every guy always thinks they are the first to have unprotected
sex with him. Adam Lambert; Sam Smith; Frank Ocean
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#7**
This foreign born A+ list singer finally decided to take a break from shadowing
her celebrity significant other and it took him two days to hook up with
someone. She had been traveling everywhere with him because he kept cheating
on her. Shakira/Gerard Piqué
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#8**
This recently married B- list reality star from multiple reality shows on
the same cable network wants to do Playboy but first is trying to laser off
the tattoo below her bikini line of one of her B list celebrity exes who
is married.
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#9**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is going to have to pay a fortune in child
support but he found a girlfriend and wants to divorce his wife. He would
love for her to get caught doing something wrong so she doesn't find out
about his college junior girlfriend. Matthew McConaughey; Matt Damon;
Ben Affleck; Mark Wahlberg
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#10**
This A list talk show host/former actress has never officially come out,
but she is secretly married to another woman. Queen Latifah
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18 **#11**
This actor is the definitive B lister. He has been around forever and comes
from an acting family. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee and for decades
was content to sit in the closet and pick up the occasional man for a year
long fling or whenever the mood hit him. In his family there is no coming
out. The family for the most part knows he is gay. Shortly after he hit his
peak professionally, his family started pressuring him to have a family.
To find a woman and have a family. Apparently the pressure was intense and
the family threatened him with barring access to funds which allows our actor
to produce movies. So, the actor buckled and in short order married and at
his family's insistence also had children. The crazy thing is his wife thinks
the actor is straight. The family never mentions it and the actor is so paranoid
about everything in his life that he would never tell her. He still sees
men, but confines it to when he is on set or on location somewhere and his
wife is totally oblivious. Considering they have had sex only a couple of
times in the past decade should give her a clue but he convinced her he has
some kind of medical problem.
211.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/18 **#1**
This famous and good-looking singer has dated several hot celebrity women
and has even been married once or twice. However, while he hasnt dated
a woman in several years, he has been keeping busy. What has he been doing?
Well, he was caught giving head to his own bodyguard in the bathroom of an
Atlanta bar/restaurant a couple of months ago. Usher (Brandy Norwood;
Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas; Naomi Campbell; Pamela Anderson; Monica
Arnold)
212.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/18 **#2**
Prior to a fashion shoot, this celebritys team called and told the
stylists that the celeb would need clothing in a "zero or two" (which are
standard sample sizes). Just to be safe, the stylists pulled wardrobe in
sizes 0, 2, and 4. Well, the celeb showed up, and NOTHING fit! Not a single
piece! Rather than panic or dash out to procure an entirely new wardrobe,
the photographer asked her if she would be comfortable wearing nothing but
underwear. Our celeb may be delusional about her size but fortunately
for all she is always amenable to taking her clothes off! They had
her pose in bras, panties and corsets
and then Photoshopped the heck
out of the final pics.
Mariah
Carey
213.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/18 **#3**
The latest entry in this successful film franchise opened within the past
month. One of the cast members who is a real knockout is new
to the series. Although the male cast members are very competitive with each
other, we hope that they havent been fighting over who gets to score
with her. She has genital herpes.
Film : "Expendables 3"
Cast Member: Ronda Rousey (first and current UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion,
as well as the last Strikeforce Women's Bantamweight Champion)
214.
THE
MIRROR (U.K.) 08/18
Which celebrity bribes her new boyfriend with jewelry in return for sex?
Weird but true!
215. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 08/18
A recent survey found that couples who sleep in the buff had happier
relationships, more sex and stronger bonds, but THIS celebrity sexy couple
is having none of it they sleep in separate bedrooms! "He is one of
the sexiest men in the world but cannot sleep without his pajama. While she
wears a granny nightie every night," a housekeeper source tells NAUGHTY BUT
NICE ROB. "You would think these two are naked all the time. They both have
amazing bodies." So why do they sleep in separate bed? "She has terrible
sleeping habits. She snores, she eats in bed, she steals the covers and he
cannot take it anymore." Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively; Channing Tatum/Jenna
Dewan Tatum; Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel; Adam Levine/Behati Prinsloo;
Chris Hemsworth/Elsa Pataky
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
This former A list singer turned reality star turned singer who can't get
a break but still has B list name recognition has been spending time at home
while her celebrity husband goes out everyday "training" but is really hooking
up with a woman barely out of her teens. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
While the bartender wasn't looking, this B list celebrity momager to a boozy
actress/escort walked off with three bottles of $500 champagne. The momager
likes to tell the world she is now sober, but was so drunk she actually dropped
and broke a fourth bottle and kept right on stumbling away with the other
three.
Dina
Lohan
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor and his son have been partying
their brains out the past week and that partying has included sharing the
affections of four female friends that the son found at a party and brought
home to dad the first night of their stay. I presume that money changed hands,
but no one knows for sure. Apparently the dad reeks of cigarette smoke and
sweat and didn't shower for the week.
Jack
and Ray Nicholson
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
Thank goodness this celebrity/reality star/new mom stopped breast feeding
because her kid looked like they were having issues because of mom's massive
drug use over the past few weeks. She must have received a new check from
the show and blew it all at once.
Jenelle
Evans "Teen Mom"
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
A little coke and a little money and the next thing you know, this former
A list Housewife not named Danielle Staub is having a threesome with a C
list celebrity and his girlfriend.
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#6**
Well this A+ list celebrity always cheated on his A list actress wife and
did so sometimes with this model/fashionista so I'm not sure why she got
so upset that our A+ lister cheated on her with an actress. It is what he
does. I just don't understand his type. For the most part, every single hookup
and relationship has always involved the exact same look. Blonde with see
through bones.
Chris
Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow/Alexa Chung/Jennifer Lawrence
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#7**
This B list celebrity/host has had a rough year with her celebrity husband
cheating on her constantly. She started self-medicating again and recently
attempted suicide which is why she is now getting some in patient treatment.
Elizabeth
Vargas/Marc Cohn
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#8**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress kept getting guys to buy her huge bottles
of booze over the weekend. She picked up a woman and our actress would make
out and do other things with the woman every time the guys bought bottles.
Beats the superhero parade and sparklers the bar does when someone usually
buys an expensive bottle.
Michelle
Rodriquez
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#9**
This B list mostly television actress who is having trouble finding work
since her last network show went off the air introduced a guy to her best
friend who is a married B list celebrity with A+ name recognition. Now the
guy and the married celebrity are hooking up and the actress has no idea.
Eva Longria/Victoria Beckham
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#10**
So, let me get this straight. This foreign born A list mostly movie actor
cheated on his actress wife numerous times. He got a woman he was seeing
pregnant while still married and she might even be pregnant again but he
is hooking up with another woman, all while still married to the actress.
Antonio
Banderas/Melanie Griffith
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#11**
There is an actress who is beloved by many. She is A list to those who, like
me, love her, but in reality is probably a B+ lister. There is a complicated
situation going on in her love life. Very complicated. She has been seeing
an actor on and off. He treats her poorly but she is crazy about him and
drops everything when he calls and rushes to his side. So, our actress doesn't
want him to find out about the guy she sees all the time when not at the
back and call of our actor. The other guy is in the business but not in front
of the camera. The other guy also has an on again off again girlfriend who
has a very jealous streak and has been known to get in the face of women
who go after her boyfriend. She still thinks of him as a boyfriend. So, when
our almost A lister goes out with the regular guy there can be no photographic
evidence to get either of them in trouble. This has been put to the test
a couple of times and recently our actress had to tell several of her friends
to remove or crop out regular guy from some photos posted online. She then
had to explain the situation to her friends which always leaves everyone
scratching their heads. Just date publicly already. How bad could the reveal
be? The thing is our actress still has that actor in her head as the one
which is ridiculous because he spends six months a year having sex with porn
stars half a world away.
Actress:
Anna Kendrick
PROBABLY:
Actor:
Alfie
Allen (Theon Greyjoy in "Game of Thrones" his character having "sex"
with porn stars hired for the series)
Other guy:
cinematographer
Ben Richardson ("Beasts of the Southern Wild" "The Fault in Our
Stars")
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
This A+ list "singer" was seated all alone at a table eating with five bodyguards
facing outward while the singer ate in silence. She didn't have a phone or
anything to read. She just stared into the backs of her bodyguards with a
vacant look in her eyes. She never spoke a word to any servers or any fans.
No one approached her. Apparently she looked really sad.
Britney
Spears
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
This blind item favorite who used to be an A list mostly television actress
before becoming a star of direct to On Demand movies has no money for drugs
so has been having sex for drugs. She is a mess and is even worse off than
Lindsay was at her worst. Plus our blind item favorite can't charge as much
as Lindsay.
Mischa
Barton
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
It must have been awkward when this married former A+ list celebrity turned
B list reality star turned creepy dude was in line with his wife and his
wife ran into a well known male porn star actor who then started talking
about the two scenes they had shot together. Yeah, she kind of forgot to
tell her husband she shot porn before. Hulk Hogan/Jennifer
McDaniel
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
Just when you thought this hanging on to A list mostly movie actor couldn't
get more strange, he does. His actress girlfriend tells friends that the
couple never has sex any longer because the actor never takes his clothes
off. Ever. He sleeps in his clothes and footwear and above the covers. He
says it is so he can be ready.
Shia
LaBeouf/Mia Goth
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#5**
This former B list mostly movie actor from a huge franchise not named Twilight
is out of money and can't get acting work but refuses to get a regular job
because he thinks it is an embarrassment. His character is one of the stars
of the franchise. So, he has his girlfriend working two jobs to support them
while he smokes pot all day and waits for calls from his agent which never
come. Hayden Christiansen "Star Wars"/Rachel Bilson "Hart of Dixie" and
Magnum Ice Cream Commercial
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#6**
About the only time this one hit wonder overweight former reality star rapper
is dressed in men's clothing is when he is on stage. He even stars in a drag
show and sings his hit song and still no one recognizes him or they pretend
not to. He is also gay, but he is never going to come out of that closet.
Biz Markie
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#7**
This former A+ list mostly movie comic actor who got his start on television
and had a disastrous recent return to television has spent the past month
in rehab for addiction to pills and booze. This marks his fifth trip to rehab
in the past decade. Martin Lawrence
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#8**
This foreign born still A list mostly movie actor who is older and is an
Academy Award winner/nominee had his name come up in the underage sex scandal
in the UK. Although he will not be charged with anything it was discovered
his household staff is rarely paid and work really long hours and several
have fake work visas. Sean Connery; Jeremy Irons; Michael Caine
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#9**
This long time actress who used to be A+ list in television, and starred
in some great movies too is suffering from Alzheimers and a planned tribute
for her had to be canceled because she is just not well enough to attend.
Mary
Tyler Moore
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#10**
This actor was probably the most popular actor on television for a decade.
Now he is a B+ list mostly movie actor who is just as vile as he has always
been. At a restaurant this week a waiter apologized for forgetting to bring
some sweetener for the actor's coffee. The actor then yelled out after the
retreating waiter, "Just like I'm going to forget your tip." The people with
him were mortified. One of them later left the waiter a really nice tip because
the actor did stiff the waiter on a $800 meal. Kiefer Sutherland "24";
Ray Ramona "Everybody Loves Ray"; Zach Braff "Scrubs"; Tim Allen "Home
Improvement"
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#11**
This married couple is A list. They might actually be A+ list if you are
of a certain age. Academy Award nominations/wins everywhere you look. They
definitely have not been getting along lately, but this blind is not about
their own personal drama, but the drama surrounding one of their offspring
who is hooked on meth. The couple have sent the offspring to rehab. They
have tried sober companions and counseling. They have spent six figures to
try and keep this one offspring sober. They have failed and the offspring
is still hooked on meth and using more than ever. The couple finally cut
the offspring off financially, but actually gave the offspring notice they
were going to do so. They provided two months notice so they could get sober
or have the time to get a job and save up for a place. Instead of doing anything
proactively, the offspring kept right on with meth and reached out to friends
to try and find a free place to live. It has been 19 days since they were
cutoff and the offspring has spent at least a couple of nights sleeping on
the street because no one wants meth smoked in their homes so have kicked
the offspring out.
Tom
Hanks and Rita Wilson/Chet Hanks (Im loving that he is sober now
and everyone is getting along so well)
(marriage
problems)
238.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/20
This pop singer has millions of female admirers and is quite the heartthrob
now. However, what they dont know about his childhood might surprise
them. When he was much younger, he once attended a slumber party. His friends
discovered that he still wore diapers at night because he had a problem with
bed wetting. He was ten years old at the time. Now, any time he even thinks
about getting a little too big for his britches, his old friends remind him
of that embarrassing event.
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress who has a new movie opening in the next
couple of weeks and has dated some high profile guys that never stick around
for long says her mom is always setting her up with other women because she
is convinced her daughter is gay. Rosario Dawson "Sin City: A Dame to
Kill For" (dated Jay-Z, Joshua Jackson, Colin Farrell, Jason Lewis, Gerard
Butler, Danny Boyle)
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress has now dropped to B-. She still
has some name recognition, but is forced to do mostly television which did
include one cable hit. Earlier this week she was at an outdoor market and
passed out drunk slumped against one of the stalls. A friend with her managed
to get her up and help her stagger to a cab. Beverly D'Angelo
"Entourage"
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
This infamous reality couple from a hit cable reality show that doesn't exist
any longer except in spin offs split when he started hooking up with her
best friend.
"Jersey
Shore" Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
KINDNESS: This former tween actress who never quite recovered from her first
movie role was at the airport the other day with her young child. A woman
who barely spoke English was asking people how to get to a certain terminal.
Most people were ignoring her or giving her answers she didn't understand.
The woman started crying and our actress stepped in and even though she was
carrying her child, our actress walked the woman to the terminal which took
about twenty minutes and then walked all the way back to her own terminal.
Elizabeth
Berkley "Showgirls"
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#5**
This former B list indie darling who was the indie it girl was in tears after
a meeting with her agent last week when she wanted to know why she couldn't
make some money promoting products by getting her photo taken with them and
the agent told her it is because no one knows who she is any longer. Sad.
Parker
Posey
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress on a hit network show that is a spin
off from the original spent 20 minutes locked in the bathroom of a party
at an apartment with the B list mostly movie actress who spends way too much
time in the tabloids for how little she actually does movie wise. The two
emerged holding hands before separating. Apparently people pretended not
to notice the noises emanating from the bathroom.
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#7**
This Real Housewife celebrated her soon to be divorce by getting some new
breasts which is something her cheating husband said he never wanted her
to do. Oh, look for the divorce announcement to come with the news that all
the property is divided. Ramona Singer "Real Housewives of New York
City"
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#8**
This A list reality star who used to be a really bad B list television actress
starves herself on a regular basis and has for years. Now, some company is
paying her to be skinny. They are going to say she uses their product to
stay skinny. She loves it because now she has an answer when people ask if
she ever eats. I smell lawsuits a plenty.
Tori
Spelling
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#9**
I can't wait until the day this C+ list celebrity with the very unusual name
finds out her A list reality star "best friend" slept with the boyfriend
of the C+ lister a couple of years ago while she was deciding who her next
victim was going to be. So, yes, she stabbed her friend in the back and it
is going to come out.
C+
list celebrity: Blac Chyna
A list "best friend": Kim Kardashian
Boyfriend: Tyga
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#10**
In honor of the 278 hours of Simpsons viewing in front of many of us, I thought
I would throw out a few about the cast and guest stars of the show.
#1 - This voice on the show got divorced because their heterosexual partner confessed to a same sex relationship. Hank Azaria/Helen Hunt
#2 - The first time this A list mostly television actor was a guest, and he has been on frequently, he had sex with a woman, not his wife at the time in the recording studio. Kelsey Grammer (probably Howard Stern Show)
#3- This actress with a unique voice and look will never get married to anyone because she doesn't want to share her Simpsons millions. She has never actually been on the show though. Jennifer Tilly was married to Sam Simon, developer and producer of "The Simpsons"
249. LAINEY
GOSSIP 08/21
To the outsider, they dont seem to have much in common. The internet
doesnt seem to understand their relationship. But its serious,
lasting a lot longer than people thought it would. How have they prevailed?
Love, sure. And also
oxycontin. Theyre both addicted to oxy and
often spend days at home, wrapped up in each other, doing oxy, back to her
old habits. But hes been partying for a long time, somehow he manages
to make the bare minimum at work. So when they hooked up, she just kinda
fell into that lifestyle. Its not like she has to worry about money.
And its not like she has the kind of job where anyones waiting
on her to show up either. Shes already a boss as it is and then there
will always be a mirror to hold her up.
Her: Mary Kate Olsen (mirror: twin Ashley)
Him: Olivier Sarkozy
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
This married female celebrity chef and television personality just can't
stop hanging out with guys who are not her husband. Our chef was at a club
earlier this week and after flirting with a guy for 30 minutes and exchanging
numbers they walked out separately, but got into the same car. I guess she
could have been giving him a ride home, but her hands all over his body earlier
in the evening would indicate some other activity. Giada De
Laurentiis
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **2**
When this married foreign born A- list mostly movie actor struck out with
this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who has been giving a
lot of interviews in the past week he moved his attention to this actress
who is about half his age and having trouble finding work now that her show
in which she starred has been canceled. He ended up getting lucky with the
actress before heading home to his wife.
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
Look for this former A list reality star from multiple reality shows on multiple
networks and cable channels to give the network whatever they want for her
new show because she has already committed the money she thought was a sure
thing for another season to another business she runs.
Nicole
Richie
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This former A list singer who is still a B+ list singer sent over a really
expensive bottle of champagne to his A list ex. The two then met in the corner
of a garden at the restaurant where they were both eating and then again
briefly on a couch where her companions pretended not to listen. Hey at least
someone will get some songs out of this.
Taylor
Swift/John Mayer (A part of me though thinks this is where the feud really
escalated with Katy Perry and then it would not be quite so
boring)
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
This foreign born A list model has been sued this week because one of her
conquests says she got herpes from the model. Cara Delevingne
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
This A+ list "singer" had to be convinced/threatened to go back on stage
during a change in clothes the other night. The singer spent five minutes
arguing and crying before reluctantly going back out.
Britney
Spears
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
I'm beginning to think this B list singer/celebrity/reality star might not
know her significant other had a vasectomy. Ruh oh. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie
Cibrian
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
#1 - This married A- list mostly television actor on a hit network show tells
his wife that one of his co-stars is sleeping with another good looking foreign
born co-star on the show, but it is in fact, the married actor who is doing
the hooking up. Not the first time he has cheated on his wife, but at least
this one isn't a spectacular crazy frenzy like the last time. "Scandal"
Tony Goldwyn/Nazanin Boniadi (last time: Kerry Washington)
#2 - Kindness - This B- list mostly television actress who somehow managed to move from one show to another managed to squeeze $250K out of some very reluctant business people to construct a house for exploited sex workers in an Asian country so they have a place to stay when they leave the sex industry. If they went back home, they would just be sold again. AnnaLynne McCord
#3 - After a pregnancy scare, this A list mostly television actor from a cable show that made him filthy rich makes his significant other take a birth control pill in front of him every day. He doesn't want any more kids but she wants several. Charlie Sheen/PROBABLY: Brett Rossi (she now says the pregnancy scare was actually a forced abortion and that he beat her when she told him she was pregnant)
#4- This dadager with A list name recognition is booking plane tickets for his business and paying one amount and charging the company he works for almost double while pocketing the difference. He says it is good business. More likely he will be sued or charged with fraud and go to jail. Joe Simpson
258. MR.
X 08/22 **#1**
Which Hollywood mogul shrugged off his doctor's warnings that he'd be dead
in a year if he doesn't lay off the coke, food and booze?
Harvey
Weinstein
259. MR.
X 08/22 **#2**
Which closeted former Disney tweener/boybander was overheard talking to some
of his friends at a gay bar about the time he had sex with this current network
reality star who wants to be as popular as his sibling. Joe Jonas/Frankie
Grande (Ariannas brother) "Big Brother"
260. MR.
X 08/22 **#3**
What A/B-list singer, former reality star and current rock frontman says
the worst sex he had was with this bisexual former A-list actor, now at a
struggling B/C-list, whom he appeared with in a play once? He said it felt
like the scene in Return of the Jedi where Princess Leia is chained to Jabba
the Hutt. Adam Lambert/Val Kilmer "The Ten Commandments: The
Musical"
261.
POPBITCH
08/22
Which highly irritating Brit celeb has a pretty modern approach to healthcare?
For months shell cane the drugs (coke and adderall) to keep her weight
down, then schedule some Harley St. time to keep the addiction under control.
Lily Allen
262.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/22
Which American TV guy is tipping off the paparazzi to let them know when
he is going to be out with his "girlfriend"? Were not sure why he is
doing a major heterosexual push right now. Maybe its just a regular
event. After all, he did the same thing with another "girlfriend" a couple
of years ago. However, we do know that all the photos of him with beautiful
women and the interviews about how hes looking to settle down with
the right woman and have babies with her are really starting to get on his
boyfriends nerves. You didnt really think he was straight, did
you?
TV Guy: Ryan Seacrest
Girlfriend: Shayna Taylor
Ex-Girlfriend: Julianne Hough
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor who has his movie career back on track
after some rough starts when his franchise ended is losing the battle with
sobriety. On a transatlantic flight recently the actor had ten drinks and
a bottle of wine and kept pawing at the flight attendants. The last hour
of the flight he finally passed out, but had to be helped off the plane by
an airline representative.
Daniel
Radcliffe
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
This foreign born A list model turned actress at least for one big summer
role has been talking about the celebrity who everyone thought was still
her boyfriend. He might be, but she says that he is bisexual and that he
had originally planned on having kids with a long time male partner, but
they split. She also says he is fanatical about removing body hair and oils
himself down several times each day.
Irina
Shayk "Hercules"/Cristiano Ronaldo (used surrogate for Cristiano Ronaldo
Jr.)
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
This almost A list mostly movie actor who goes through phases of A listerdom
is now single and sober and dating the best friend of his daughter who he
started hooking up with when he was still drinking and picked his daughter
up for dinner one night at her school.
Josh
Brolin (has a daughter Eden 20)
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
Just because you are in a couple of made for tv movies doesn't mean you are
the biggest star on the planet or that people will want to see you naked.
It hasn't stopped this washed up has been who got lucky the past couple of
years from trying to get in Playboy though. Tara Reid "Sharknado" movies
(she was in January/February 2010 issue, but wants in again)
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
This B list everything made it part of her deal with the network that she
gets first shot at being The Bachelorette unless she finds someone between
now and then. She won't though because she doesn't want to pass up the exposure
and the paycheck and she has faked for money before.
Julianne
Hough 4th judge on "Dancing With The Stars"
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
The appearances have dried up for this west coast Real Housewife because
organizers are afraid of her drunken behavior and what will happen if she
comes. They definitely don't want to pay her. As a result she is having a
tough time making a living like she used to. Taylor Armstrong "Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
This A list reality host is tired of answering questions about a two week
relationship. She says that he got what he wanted and then dumped her and
he opened his mouth about it so now she always has to answer questions and
feels stupid all the time while he has moved on to other women.
Padma
Lakshmi/Richard Gere
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
This one night hookup of this B list actor says he played songs by his A
list singer ex the whole time the couple was having sex. The hookup said
it was obvious that he was getting back at the singer for something but wouldn't
open up about it. Apparently people still think the actor and singer are
a couple. Taylor Kinney/Lady Gaga
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
While the world thinks she is dating rappers and other rappers while alternating
between other rappers, this A+ list singer is actually dating very quietly
a married record executive who doesn't even like rap.
Rihanna
(Drake and Chris Brown)
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
This A- list tv talk show host has been trying to hook up with this former
A list tweener. The former tweener keeps turning the host down though because
he is too old and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. Andy Cohen
"Watch What Happens Live"/Zac Efron
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress with the strange name who has had some
hits and a big miss just a short time ago is having trouble finding high
paying work. Enter a gay couple who are big fans of the actress. The two
men have offered the actress mid six figures to be their surrogate. She is
seriously considering accepting it not just for the money but also for the
publicity.
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#2**
This openly gay B list reality host hooked up with an escort when he was
doing some press for the new season of his show and quickly brought him home
to live with him. Apparently the escort is addicted to drugs which is probably
not the home situation our B lister needs right now and this will bring some
extra tension to what is already going on in his life. David Tutera (he
and ex-partner Ryan Jurica split twins born to a surrogate)
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#3**
This A list mostly television actor called it relieving the pressure. I'm
not sure his A list mostly movie actress significant other would call it
the same thing and it sounds like he is up to his old cheating ways again.
Ashton
Kutcher/Mila Kunis
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#4**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress is in desperate
straits. She wants her record released and is missing half her tracks at
this point. She has offered this A++ list rapper whatever he wants to help
her but this is a really bad time for him to be seen with her but he is calling
in a favor to someone who also sold his soul to him who could use a music
boost after the crushing defeat of his other career.
B+
singer/part-time actress: Rita Ora
A++ rapper: Jay-Z (marriage problems with Beyoncé)
Sold his soul: Kanye West
Other career: clothing lines
Favor:
Borrowed
millions from Jay-Z
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#5**
This still underage B list mostly television actress who is on multiple shows
just had a miscarriage after getting pregnant from her mid 30's boyfriend.
She still hadn't told her family she was pregnant.
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#6**
Gone is the wife who spent six figures a month shopping, but this A list
mostly television actor who will probably always have A+ list name recognition
has a daughter who is getting close to spending that much. Considering dad
barely works at this point, she should cut back, but he is not telling her
to stop. She is literally spending 4-5 hours daily shopping.
Kelsey
Grammer (the good news is he now has a new show)
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#7**
This B list actress who alternates between television and movies and has
an Academy Award nomination/win and comes from an acting family has finally
smartened up and dumped her cheating, money grubbing do nothing husband.
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#8**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor is still great looking
but does not work as much as he used to. He and this B list almost television
actress who is on the cover of everything lately have been hooking up but
he is afraid to go public because he thinks his fans will judge. Hugh
Grant/Laverne Cox (openly transgender) "Orange Is the New Black"
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#9**
Pre-Emmy Party: This B list actress from the same show as the actress from
#8 showed off some new breasts up close and personal to the female bartender
who was pouring our actress the stiff drinks. This is going to cause drama
at home with the actress who has already gone through three other girlfriends
in the past year because she can't stop cheating.
Taryn
Manning "Orange Is the New Black"
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/24 **#10**
The reunion of this B list reality couple from an A list network reality
show lasted about one day. He actually didn't cheat on his former girlfriend
for about 48 hours which might be a record. Of course as soon as he got home
he did though and she stormed out. She has the worst luck with guys, but
also picks the wrong guys and is not always in relationships for the right
reasons.
Karina
Smirnoff/Maksim Chmerkovskiy "Dancing With the Stars"
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
Noticeably absent from the pre-Emmy parties is this former B list mostly
television actress who would normally be everywhere because of the hit cable
show on which she previously starred. A long trip to rehab has her scared
to go anywhere though and it is 50/50 if she will show at the Emmy Awards
tonight.
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
This southeast Real Housewife is nearly bankrupt because her husband spent
all her money or has her money tied up as collateral for his loans that have
all gone bad. She had no idea about most of them. Cynthia and Peter Bailey
"Real Housewives of Atlanta"
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#3**
VMA AWARDS: This B- list celebrity from a very famous family was asked to
leave after walking the red carpet because she was wasted out of her mind
and security didn't want any trouble from her during the telecast.
Solange
Knowles
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#4**
This Disney Channel star who is second billed on a show on the network and
is still way under age was shaming her friends into trying coke at a party
over the weekend. They declined while our tweener did several lines.
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#5**
At a party this weekend this OITNB star who was on a long running show a
few years ago spent all night dodging the advances of this B list mostly
movie actor who has been flirting with television the past year. The actor,
who used to be with an A+ list mostly movie actress would not leave the OITNB
actress alone and at one point parked himself in front of the women's restroom
to wait for her.
"Orange
Is the New Black" star: Laura Prepon
Long running show: "That '70s Show"
B list actor: Billy Bob Thornton "Fargo"
A+ list actress: Angelina Jolie
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#6**
This former B list tweener who starred in two big shows for this tweener
network is trying her best to not get sued for walking away from her new
canceled show. Apparently the network wants to make her pay. My guess is
she will end up being forced to do some other show for the network at a reduced
rate to make amends.
Jennette
McCurdy (Nickelodeon) "iCarly" and "Sam & Cat"
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress who looks great has been on network
television for what seems like two decades straight on one network show after
the other was wearing her wedding ring at a party this weekend but whispered
to a few people that her long time husband had moved out several months ago
and is living with some unknown actress in her early 20's.
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#8**
The people of this A list mostly television actress are in full scramble
mode because her husband has been a no show at every event our actress turned
up at this weekend but are begging him to show up to the Emmy Awards because
they don't want every question to the actress to be about her husband and
where he is.
Kerry
Washington "Scandal"
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#9**
This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star with the
A+ best friend is desperate to get a second season of her show. She is holding
off announcing her divorce until she finds out whether it is being renewed.
If it isn't renewed then the announcement will just be a Kneepads cover.
Leah Remini (best friend Jennifer Lopez)
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#10**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has had his chances this summer in movies
and not done well after his stellar television role left his wife at the
front door of a party and didn't talk to her again until he found her when
he was ready to leave. He just ignored her. It was really depressing to
witness.
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#11**
#1 - This married soon to be again A list mostly television actress was having
an affair with a guy on her show so he was fired because his boss was jealous.
Katherine Heigl "State of Affairs"
#2 - This B+ list mostly television actress threw a tantrum at her agent's office last week when she found out she wasn't getting her own tickets to the Emmy Awards even though she is a star of a network show. She is having to attend as a +1 of her movie/tv actor husband.
#3- This A list mostly television actress on a hit network show is about to get slammed with a wave of bad publicity. Her new boyfriend's ex is going to be in the tabloids calling the actress a homewrecker. Our actress has never had bad publicity. Zooey Deschanel/Producer Jacob Pechenik
294.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/25 **#1**
One of the male artists at the 2014 VMAs sang live. He is an accomplished
and experienced artist, but singing live without a backup track is always
a risky move. One member of the audience a hot but younger female
singer later remarked, "Holy shit! Did you hear X? What a fuck up!
Every note was off! If that was me Id be embarrassed to show my face
[at the after parties]! Remind me never to work with him! Career over!"
Male Singer: Usher
Female Singer: Ariana Grande or Miley Cyrus
295.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/25 **#2**
He does not want you to know about his rampant infidelity because his image
depends on you believing that he is a nice guy. Well, that persona is an
act. He is actually a nasty piece of work. While he may not be talking about
his wife directly to the media, he is the one directing his friends and family
to do so on his behalf. Yes, all of those insult and allegations are coming
from him! It doesnt matter to him if they are true or not! He has always
hated the imbalance of power in his marriage and he just really wants to
hurt her right now until she gives in and gives him the money and gives him
a divorce. So, this week, he will be calling her a fat, crazy, mentally unstable,
unfit mother
through other people of course. He is just getting started.
Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey
296.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/25 **#3**
Heres a cautionary tale for all you big-spending pop stars who think
that the party will last forever. This pop singer used to be a teen heartthrob.
He owned a huge house and half a dozen high-end cars. His albums went platinum,
and he used to date all the hottest young female stars. It didnt last.
He spent too much and indulged in too many substances. He is cleaning up
his act now, but he is struggling. However, he still wants you to think that
he is successful. For example, he tells people he lives in Beverly Hills
but he is actually renting a tiny $1700/month one-bedroom apartment in a
non-affluent section of Los Angeles. He now drives a Ford Focus
but
rents a Mercedes for the day if he is going to an event where he thinks people
might see him pulling up.
Aaron
Carter
297.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/25 **#4**
This male rapper asked this young female singer at a VMA after party if she
would do something for him. He asked her to lie down on a table and allow
him to snort coke off of her torso. He fully expected her to decline. To
everyones great surprise, she agreed! We dont know if this was
the end of their interaction for night, but these two make for a very unlikely
pair!
Male rapper: Big Sean
Female singer: Ariana Grande
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
EMMY AWARDS: This A list mostly television actor on a hit network show was
busted cheating on his wife two days ago by one of his Emmy nominated co-stars
and he is trying to get her to not tell his wife. It made for a very awkward
situation during the show. Chris Noth (Julianna Margulies or Christine
Baranski) "The Good Wife"
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actress who is also an offspring is pregnant. Her
boyfriend was set to break up with her until she told him she was pregnant.
The two are trying to get along but there have been some really crazy fights
and arguments in the past week.
Emma
Roberts/Evan Peter
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
EMMY AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable
show was talking smack about her co-stars and was grateful they had not been
nominated because it would go to their head and they would want more lines
and be an even bigger headache then they already are. One of her co-stars
who was there was spotted by the actress and said, "Oh, but not you, you
are great."
Lena
Dunham ("Girls")
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
EMMY AWARDS: This A list mostly television actress on a hit cable show who
was an Emmy nominee/winner was hammered last night and was telling stories
at a party. The best story she told took place while she was married and
she began having an affair with this celebrity, who at the time was one of
the best known celebrities in the world and A++ in his corner of the
entertainment world. She said they had sex within 20 minutes after reading
together for a part in the backseat of her car in the parking garage of a
building and for the first year they were together never had sex outside
of her car.
Jessica
Lange (Paco Grande)/Mikhail Baryshnikov
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#5**
EMMY AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show
wants to be a lead and not just an ensemble player. She already dumped her
boyfriend because he didn't get the huge role he was up for and last night
she was all over this co-creator of a long running hit network show who has
a new show he is planning. When he said he was involved with another actress,
our B lister who is about half his age told him that he would never have
better if he went out with her. The guy declined. She kept coming back all
night. It was embarrassing.
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#6**
EMMY AWARDS KINDNESS: This B list mostly television actress who is more known
for her husky voice, great curves and some really funny roles in a few great
movies was really tipsy when she made her way into an after party. Three
women were standing outside trying to take photos of celebrities and were
really disappointed that one didn't stop to take photos. Our actress grabbed
them and said they could get a much better photo inside. When a security
guard tried to stop them, our actress name dropped the head of the network
that was holding the party and said the women were his nieces. She got them
in.
Jennifer
Coolidge
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#7**
EMMY AWARDS: This actress is C list. I am being really generous with that,
but in about two months when her new network show hits the air she will be
B+. She is one of the leads on the sitcom and last night at a party she was
literally the best thing about the night because she kept running up to A
listers and would try and act cool but inevitably start gushing about them
and ask to take a photo and she was ear to ear smile all night. Next year
after her show has been on the air for a season, it will be interesting to
see how she has changed.
Kelen
Coleman (unfortunately her show "The McCarthys" didnt even make it
one season)
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#8**
EMMY AWARDS: These two Academy Award winners who are both still A list, although
one is not working as an actress as much were at the same party, and both
entered at the same time and both entered without shoes and both were within
two feet of each other and neither of them said a word to the other. You
could feel the hatred coming from both of them and apparently it has been
simmering for two decades when they used to compete for parts and the one
who is much more high on the name recognition list said lots of nasty things
about the other to make sure the lesser known never got the good parts.
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#9**
EMMY AWARDS: This married actress is A- list and gets that for longevity
in television even though she is not that old. She has been on multiple long
running network shows and almost network shows and some of the biggest shows
in history. For the first time anyone can remember she brought her long long
time girlfriend to an event this weekend for the Emmy Awards and wasn't even
that discreet about it.
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actress with the great accent and multiple
network shows in her past pointed out four of her teeth that were fake because
her ex-husband had knocked them out during a drunken fight. She said she
didn't call the police because she didn't want her child to have to experience
the whole thing or read about it later. She just left the house with her
child and got divorced.
Parminder
Nagra
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#11**
EMMY AWARDS: In one of the least classy moves of the night, the date of this
former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said,
"Excuse me," and reached under her very short, very tight dress and pulled
out her phone. Apparently it didn't fit in her clutch which was in one hand
and she had a drink in the other so had her phone inside her panties. Yep.
The actor is old enough to be her grandfather.
Jon
Voight
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#12**
This A list mostly television actor for at least one more year before he
starts being a B list mostly movie actor refused to fly with his girlfriend
to LA for the Emmy Awards because she makes it harder for him to hit on women.
Harder, but not impossible.
Jon
Hamm ("Mad Men" ending) and Jennifer Westfeldt
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#13**
He doesn't know that he is not the one who got his wife pregnant. Sure, they
never really had much sex before she got pregnant, and yes, she always made
him wear condoms, and the reason is simple. His wife, an A list mostly movie
actress is pregnant, but she used the sperm of her last boyfriend. She really
wanted to marry him and have his babies and thought she could be one of the
biggest stars in the world, especially if they were a couple. Our actress
has a little stalker in her and a little crazy and when you combine that
with her drinking issues, she is a piece of work. The previous boyfriend
is an actor and has no idea that our actress managed to save some of his
sperm. This was something she planned the entire time they were dating just
in case he did leave her or if he stayed, if he didn't want a baby. The husband
doesn't look dramatically different from the actor but he is going to be
in for a world of shock if the couple ever get divorced and he tries to get
child support from the actress. Zoe Saldana (Marco Perego)/Bradley
Cooper
311.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/26 **#1**
This actress did not win an acting award at last nights Emmy Awards.
However, she was happy that a more famous actress didnt win either!
No, they werent in the same category. However, that didnt keep
Our Actress from later critiquing More Famous Actress "performance"
during the telecast of the awards show. "Oh my god! Why did they have to
show only HER clip [and not the clips from the other nominated performances]?
It just confirms her belief that she is the most important person in the
room! And did you see her reaction? All those ridiculous, over-the-top gestures!"
At this point Our Actress did a fairly good impression of More Famous Actress.
"She is totally unbearable. And did you hear her presentation? That award
wasnt even ABOUT her
yet she managed to make it COMPLETELY about
her! Me me me me me me ME!" In case you though it was a lone opinion, it
wasnt. Several other actors and industry types laughed, rolled their
eyes, and nodded along in agreement while she spoke.
Our Actress: Kristin Wiig
The More Famous Actress: Julia Roberts
312.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/26 **#2**
One major celebrity had a minor hissy fit at the prospect of sitting next
to a seat filler at a recent awards show. Briefly, when an audience member
at a major awards show leaves their seat to use the bathroom or to present
an award, an attractive "seat filler" will be assigned to occupy that seat
so that the audience still looks full. Although they are not always paid,
seat fillers go through a screening process as if they are employees of the
venue, and provide their own formal wear, hair and makeup so that they blend
in with the celebrity-filled audience. Well, Celebrity 1 who is a
major star absolutely REFUSED to let a seat filler occupy the seat
next to her when her companion had to leave for a brief period of time! She
was rude about it, too. She pointed at the poor girl and told a producer
that there was no way that she was going to have some random fan sit next
to her (Yes, although there were hundreds of stars there, Celebrity 1 assumed
that the seat filler was a fan of hers)! So while the embarrassed seat filler
stood there, the audience coordinators shuffled people around and pulled
Celebrity 2 from another row to sit next to Celebrity 1 for a short period
of time. The ironic thing? Celebrity 1 and Celebrity 2 dont even like
each other! However, during that brief seating shuffle, the two sat together
in one of the front rows and pretended to be BFFS, all just so that Celebrity
1 wouldnt have to be subjected to sitting next to a random.
Awards Show: VMAs
First Celebrity: Taylor Swift (companion: Demi Lovato)
Second Celebrity: Jordin Sparks
313. WINE
AND SASS 08/26
This celebrity has many documented incidents of her crazy. She's pulled stunts
publicly to get attention, but most of the really diabolical stuff happens
behind closed doors. Last year, life was shaky and she pulled a huge stunt
to keep her husband close when he was ready to bounce. He hung in because
he had a lot to lose back then, but now he's ready to walk away. She acts
like she's ready to let him go, but this isn't a person that let's anything
go. The last time she got dumped, she ended up in restraints in the back
of an ambulance. At least back then she still had her voice. Her husband
kept telling her to go in different directions to save her career, but she
refused to listen. Her music has bombed, and she's in denial about who her
audience is. That audience that once adored her is now 25 years older and
doesn't want to listen to her 'taste' so to speak. Meanwhile the husband
is getting most of the accolades, and it drives her crazy, because if not
for her, he would have been nowhere...exactly where he started. So wait for
the 'My Personal Crisis' headlines to start emerging any day now. She's ready
to get the public on her side in a big way and is going to go for the gold.
She's even hired an acting coach to rehearse the lines and is studying up
on the topic she's going with so it's believable. Just know when you read
the headlines, it's 110% fabricated. It'll be as real as Beyonce's pregnancy.
Not Mariah Carey.
314. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 08/26
Naked Vine star invented pranking his friends by dropping a towel, but now
the craze has been adopted by one young singing star, who thinks it is hilarious
to flash his privates to all his friends. The troubled young singer, who
has not been doing much recently, has surprised at least 4 of his friends
with this new stunt. He has been working out at the gym and is clearly proud
of his hot body, however, his people are worried that someone
might get a picture of the small singers talent! WINK! Justin
Bieber
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actor is going to drop to C soon if he can't find
another television or movie hit. The actor, who is still really good looking
and living off one great rom com movie he made almost a decade ago was hammered
the other night at an event and trying to convince the woman he was with
that when she caught him making out with another woman at the same event
that it was just a friendly thing.
Josh
Lucas "Sweet Home Alabama"
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress who was A list back in the day until people
got tired of the one note performances (Hello Sofia Vergara) was certainly
drawing attention to herself the other night when she was flashing guys at
a very public event.
Rosie
Perez
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
This jerk of a mogul and sometime reality star was at an event this week
with his wife and and cut her off every time she tried to speak and told
her to just sit there and look pretty.
Donald
Trump
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#4**
This A list host/anchor/reality star was the recipient of an intervention
by her family. They said she needed to go to rehab, and not for drugs or
booze. Giuliana Rancic (eating disorder)
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#5**
"What the fuck did you do to your face?" This Emmy winner/nominee the
other night when she saw her lesser known co-star of their hit pay cable
show.
Lena
Headey/Natalie Dormer "Game of Thrones"
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#6**
Nothing says I love you to your wife and mother of your kids more than spending
thousands of bucks on lap dances before finding the perfect stripper to take
back to your hotel room. Well, maybe this former A+ list celebrity who still
has A+++ list name recognition didn't say that, but he did do all that with
strippers this week.
Michael
Jordan/Yvette Prieto (identical twin girls)
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#7**
For once a breakup in Hollywood was not about cheating. Apparently this A
list mostly television actor on a hit network show was dumped by his girlfriend
because of his drinking and erratic behavior when he would drink. Apparently
he is not a nice guy when drunk.
Johnny
Galecki "Big Bang Theory"/Kelli Garner
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#8**
This B- list mostly television actress from a critically loved cable show
was crying the other night when her boyfriend dumped her at a party and left
with someone else he said was more fun. Now she knows how his ex-wife felt.
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actress has not been saying nice things about
her A list actor husband while she has been at work this week. Nothing nice
at all. And she has been very loud about it too.
Jenna
Dewan ("Witches of East End")/Channing Tatum (now that her show was canceled,
she can go back to B-/C+)
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#10**
Look for a quick trip to the South of France from this A++ list rapper minus
his wife. I wonder if they will get shots of him with this A+ list singer.
There will definitely be an Instagram blackout on her end.
Jay-Z/Rihanna
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#11**
This is not long, but it is jaw dropping so thought I would put it here.
According to this foreign born B-/C+ list mostly movie actress she had a
conversation with this A+ list mostly movie actor and he told her that he
and this organization have parted ways.
SCIENTOLOGY:
Margot Robbie/Will Smith (while filming "Focus")
Emily Blunt/Tom Cruise (while filming "Edge of Tomorrow")
326.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/27 **#1**
She wants a big acting career. She has been acting for years and is
very well known but she still cant open a film. In the past
few years, her only films that have broken the $50 million mark are those
where she plays second fiddle to the animation or to other stars. The offers
arent pouring in, either. Successful actors her age have half a dozen
projects in production or in development. Jennifer Lawrence has ten. Our
actress? One. And that one is dormant. So she must be spending her time working
towards this big-time acting career, right? Spending her days going on
auditions
writing her own screenplays
or taking acting classes
to work on her craft? Nope! She is just shopping and vacationing and
partying
and dating that guy again. Why? Well, according to her friends,
"As long her name and photo are in the headlines on a regular basis, she
thinks she is successful. Being with [him] or hanging around with [other
celebrities] guarantees that she gets noticed. It doesnt mean that
she really cares about them. She just goes back [to them] as often as she
needs to to stay in the headlines. The fame is everything to her. She thinks
shell book jobs just because of it." Is this really the best path to
a successful acting career? Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
327.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/27 **#2**
Her significant other did not accompany this television actress to The Emmy
Awards. However, others were jumping to conclusions much too quickly about
what that meant. He actually did have another professional commitment that
day. However, that excuse doesnt necessarily mean that all is well
with their relationship! They are not close as a couple. We hear that they
spend "Maybe four to six days a month together" and that they "have totally
separate bedrooms and bathrooms." When they are together, "Its more
like they are polite strangers than a fairly new couple." So how long will
this relationship last? "They are each very respectful of the other
persons career, so dont expect any decisions [as far as staying
together or separating is concerned] until the end of the season." No, we
dont know whose season. Kerry Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha
328. WINE
AND SASS 08/27
There are a lot of pregnancies in Hollywood right now. Tis the season for
good press? Or is there a need for some band-aid babies? One couple in particular
I'm hearing has a bun in the oven and the whispering going on about it is
in a frenzied state through emails and over drinks. The big shocker? Many
are saying it's not his. They have been in a major crisis in their marriage
and have come very close to divorcing for years now. He is secretly questioning
if its his based on their relationship lately. Let me tell you that if what
I'm hearing is true? Wigs will be blown back all over at who the father really
is. I don't think they will reveal who he is, but I think a divorce could
be in the near future for this couple if all this information is true.
Blake
Lively & Ryan Reynolds (I can't say who the suspected daddy is, yet!
P.S. ALLEGEDLY!)
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
This married B+ list mostly television actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee
from a really good show loves to talk about her marriage but her husband
has two women on the side that he juggles while maintaining the happy facade
of the couple's marriage.
Katherine
Heigl/Josh Kelley
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
This former A list singer was out this week and was on some pills, but was
keeping it under control. Sad to see her slip. Anyway, this is not about
that. At one point during the night she walked up to a guy who was sitting
with his wife and another couple and started screaming at him for dumping
her and that he was an awful human being and just went on and on. The guy
was a tourist from Europe and barely spoke English and when the singer realized
her mistake walked away. So, you would think it would stop there, but 20
minutes later she started yelling at another guy the exact same thing.
Courtney
Love
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
This couple had cheating issues on both sides. When the two briefly got back
together they agreed to break up if either was going to cheat. The A+ list
mostly movie actress was really surprised though when her B+ list mostly
movie actor boyfriend came to her just a month after they had been dating
again and said that he was going to inevitably have sex with this A- list
mostly movie actress when they started filming together and so they should
break up so he could start having sex with her right then instead of waiting.
Apparently the A+ lister was crushed.
A+
list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
B+ list actor: Nicholas Hoult
A- list actress: Kristen Stewart
Film: "Equals"
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actor who was on a show for a very
long time until his ego told him he could be a big star elsewhere is apparently
already causing drama for this A list network reality show because two of
the female regulars on the show have already complained how handsy he is
and want nothing to do with him. Harry Hamlin ("L.A. Law")/Lisa Rinna
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#5**
One couple that will never make it to the aisle is this B- list mostly television
actress from a hit network show that has seen better days and her boyfriend.
She told a couple of her friends that she is getting married out of obligation
and doesn't want to be "that" person, whatever that means.
Heather
Morris "Glee"
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#6**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor left his baby mama at home so
he could have fun with the co-star he had not seen since they finished filming.
And by having fun, they hooked up at her place which is different from the
hotels they used while filming.
Ryan
Gosling (Eva Mendes) someone from "Untitled Terrence Malick
Project"
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#7**
The best friend of this former A list tweener and now B- list movie actress
has a secret. She makes her living by reporting every move her best friend
makes to her on again off again boyfriend. She has also had sex with him
a few times to make even more cash. Selena Gomez (Justin Bieber)/Charity
Baroni, Samantha Droke or Ashley Cook
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#8**
This married A list singer/part-time reality star has always cheated on his
wife but apparently he is head over heels in love with this lingerie model
a celebrity friend introduced him to.
Blake
Shelton (Miranda Lambert)/Adam Levine (celebrity friend)
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#9**
This new sitcom is a mess. The A list mostly television actor needs rehab
again and the entire set is chaos. The show might get pulled before it even
airs. Matthew Perry "The Odd Couple"
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#10**
This B list celebrity who is known more for his family rather than anything
he has done for others had to pay some big bucks recently after he was groping
bartenders at a West Hollywood club. The attention was not wanted, especially
coming from the sweaty old guy name dropping every five seconds. Our B lister
paid out about $5K in tips among the three bartenders to make them happy.
Joe
Simpson (Jessica and Ashlees father)
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#11**
KINDNESS: It has been a busy week for this A+ list mostly movie actress.
She was just going to get a quick little blind about one act of kindness
she performed this week but then had to go ahead and perform another act
of kindness so she gets the big blind. Our actress has been A+ list for almost
two decades which is crazy. She still makes a ton of movies and is an Academy
Award winner/nominee. Scandal has never really touched her from her own doing,
but there has been scandal close to her. The first act of kindness was that
she foot the bill for two new buses for the school where her child attends.
The school was going to have multiple fundraisers and asked our actress if
she could donate something to one of the fundraisers. Instead, she just wrote
a nice big check for the entire amount. Then, later this week she was going
to dinner at a fancy celeb place and there was a military guy in uniform
with his wife and they were celebrating their one year anniversary. Apparently
the guy didn't realize he was going to need a reservation and when our actress
came in he was talking to the host and trying to work something out. The
man was interrupted by the host when he saw our actress and then totally
ignored the soldier and his problem. When our actress said she could wait,
the host waved her off and said he was happy to help our actress first. Our
actress then told the host that she would give up her table to the couple
and come back another time. Immediately the host said it wouldn't be necessary
because he just happened to have an extra table and he could seat them both.
Our actress also bought dinner for the couple and even took some selfies
with them but wouldn't let the host in the photos.
Sandra
Bullock
340.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/28 **#1**
Actress Ellen Pompeo is usually all sweet and perky on her Twitter feed.
So when she posted a jab about the behavior of "some people" on the set of
Greys Anatomy, it seemed as if she is looking to call people out. Is
there friction with one or more of her costars? To whom is she referring?
Patrick
Dempsey
341.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/28 **#2**
This television talk show recently had multiple celebrities on set on the
same day. One of them walked up to another to introduce herself. Celeb A:
"Hi, Im [Celeb A]." Celeb B: "Weve met before." Celeb A suddenly
realized who she was talking to, and pretended she was just joking. But she
really did NOT recognize Celeb B. New hairstyle? Bad makeup? Nope. Plastic
surgery! We hear that Celeb B is not exactly thrilled with the result, either,
but is pretending everything is fine in public.
Chelsea Handlers show finale
Celeb A: everyone
Celeb B: Gwen Stefani
342. WINE
AND SASS 08/28
This C-list couple, only C-list because they keep a low profile, made up
of a C-list mostly television actress, famous for an iconic movie role in
the 90s, and a B-list musician are smart enough to keep their drama out of
the tabloids and most people don't even know their names even though they
both are constantly working. It's a case of, 'oh THAT guy!' Nobody really
has anything bad to say about them, really. The husband screws around while
he's on tour, and the wife enjoys a little fun of her own. Mostly drugs and
partying, which you would never believe given her 'squeaky clean' image.
So what's the big deal? The husband screws around with men while he's on
tour on the down low. He's even had an affair with the A-list musician he
toured with not too long ago. The wife had no idea until the A-lister's
completely insane B-list wife showed her proof of the tryst. Proof the B-lister
is hanging over her A-list husband's head if he decides to finally leave
her. The other wife is panicked over this, because she and her husband have
built a nice little empire, and she doesn't want a scandal. The crazy B-lister
could take all four of them down with this evidence, and she's doing everything
she can to dig up some dirt on her to shut her up. Lots of skeletons in that
one's closet. When you see her check into rehab, you'll know the other wife
got the upper hand and the proof has been destroyed.
C-list television actress:
Iconic role:
B-list musician:
A-list musician:
Insane B-list wife:
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
This married foreign born mostly movie actor would probably be A list if
he did more press here or got papped more frequently. He is a really good
actor who also happens to have been in some of the biggest movies of all
time. Anyway, the guy is supposedly squeaky enough that he has never made
a ripple in the tabloids or even been in this space before. That changes
though now because while he was away from his wife promoting his latest movie
he stayed at a hotel and arranged for a massage. Nothing wrong with that
but he didn't want a massage from a hotel staffer. Nope. He wanted one from
someone who was more willing to do perform sexual favors. He gave the concierge
$500 just to make all the calls and the masseuse got $1000 for her efforts.
Pierce Brosnan (promoting "November Man"); James MacAvoy (promoting "The
Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby: Them")
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
Another foreign born mostly movie actor in this blind. He is slightly higher
on the list than the actor in #1 simply because of name recognition. His
long suffering wife finally kicked out our actor after reports got back to
her that he was at an after party this week and had sex with a woman on a
balcony that could be seen by other guests if they went looking and apparently
a few did.
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
You know how when a woman asks a guy if she looks fat that the guy is supposed
to say no? Well, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee with the very guarded private life asked that question of
her boyfriend yesterday at lunch and he said yes. He also said her dress
was not doing her any favors and then he went on for a good minute telling
her all the ways she looked fat and had been gaining weight and then couldn't
understand why the actress started crying.
Jessica
Chastain
Gian
Luca Passi de Preposulo (Italian fashion executive)
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
This B list celebrity who is an offspring is also a reality star and a sometime
actress. She is also the biggest celebrity crack user that I have heard of.
She basically smokes crack 24/7 and then crashes after a few days and then
wakes up and starts the whole process again. No one says anything to her
though about it because the offspring has so much money and anyone who should
say anything wants some of the money.
Bobbi
Kristina Houston Brown
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
There will be very little traveling for this A list mostly movie actor when
he starts promoting his big new movie which also stars an A+ list mostly
movie actor. The family of our barely hanging on to A list actor feels like
he will kill himself or overdose if he leaves his home for any length of
time.
Shia
LaBeouf/Brad Pitt/"Fury" (and Shia didnt really do any promoting of
it at all)
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
This A list singer (everywhere but in the US) says she has not had a real
relationship in years. Since her last big relationship when her boyfriend
cheated on her and humiliated her she says she doesn't trust men and that
the few guys she has dated since have been mostly for show and even some
of those guys also cheated on her so she gave up.
Kyle
Minoque/Olivier Martinez (broke up after she went into breast cancer remission
and he was caught cheating with Michelle Rodriguez and model Sarai
Givati)
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor is finally catching on to the
cheating ways of his B list actress girlfriend. She is getting an award,
thankfully not for her acting, and our actor plans on skipping it.
Amber
Heard/Johnny Depp ("Spirit Of Elysium" awarded by The Art Of Elysium for
her devoution to volunteer work)
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
This A list mostly movie actor from an acting family fell head over heels
for a college student. When she decided to go to Europe for the summer, our
actor joined her and blew off seeing his kids after he had made plans to
take care of them over the summer.
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
This married former A list mostly television actor has his own show on cable
but is probably B list at this point. He checked into a hotel last night
and was telling a friend on the phone that his wife kicked him out after
she found a condom in his wallet. Mark-Paul Gosselaar "Franklin &
Bash"; Eric Dane "The Last Ship"
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
KINDNESS: This A list singer who has a great name and a very hard partying
reputation which probably contributed to the demise of his one huge high
profile relationship was confronted by a homeless person the other day who
was running out in the street and yelling at people walking down the street.
Our singer started talking to the guy and got him to sit down on a bus bench
and then talked to the guy for an hour before finally giving him a few hundred
bucks and a ride to a mission.
Kid
Rock
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
This A list director has not been in this spot for quite some time. Not that
he has not done things to get here, but he is such a tool that I would get
bored writing about him all the time. What brings him back to this space
though is something that goes above and beyond. Apparently our director has
a thing lately for college students. Not LA college students, but foreign
ones. Because he is too lazy to actually go to a foreign country, he figured
out a way to bring them to him. One of his assistants is married and has
kids. He had the assistant sign up for an au pair service ostensibly for
a woman to come watch his kids. In reality our director searches through
the profiles and contacts the ones he finds interesting and if they meet
his criteria which usually means willing to do anything no questions asked,
his assistant hires them through the service and brings them over to LA.
Instead of working for the assistant taking care of the kids, they end up
living with the director for a few months until he gets tired of them and
sends them home. Our director actually got busted doing this once with a
different company when the au pair complained. Apparently our director wanted
even more than the au pair was willing to do despite the "salary" the director
pays them each month. The service barred the director from using them, but
he just found another service to use.
Michael
Bay
354. ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 08/29
This reality TV celebrity is faking it for the cameras. Shocker! He hooked
up with his current girlfriend for the sole purpose of getting cast on a
hit reality show. He pretends to like her but in reality he cant stand
her. The couple gives the impression theyve been together for some
time but they only started dating one month prior to filming. Hes a
male slut who sleeps with a string of model type women on the side. He owns
a condo in another state and has another girlfriend living there that he
visits frequently. Hes the richest person in the entire "Housewives"
franchise. ENTIRE franchise. Hes heir to a billion-dollar empire. He
really doesnt have to work but he puts on an act of being an unsuspecting
blue-collar worker. He started his blue-collar job only because of the show.
His family disapproves of him being on the show but he doesnt care.
Acting is his dream and hes desperate for fame.
Real
Housewife: Nicole Napolitan "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
Her Boyfriend: Bobby Ciasulli
355. WINE
AND SASS 08/29
This couple consists of an A-List Celebrity, who I LOVE, and who is in every
aspect of entertainment: comedian, movies, tv....well, I don't think she
sings. Married to her B-list partner who is only B-list by proxy. The B-lister's
past struggles are very documented and out in the open with nothing but support
from the A-Lister. They have been discussing starting a family and the B-Lister
is very on-board with it. The problem is that the A-Lister knows that those
struggles have come back in a very huge way and are being hid from her. She
doesn't want to bring a baby into the mess now that she knows what's going
on. The more she has found out, she sees that her spouses struggles have
escalated to a point that they never were before. Rumors are coming out that
are aggravating it even more and the A-Lister is doing everything she can
to combat them to not make matters worse....as well as act like she doesn't
know what's going on. She's waiting for the B-Lister to open up to her about
it and it's not happening. Meanwhile she is doing everything she can to come
up with excuse after excuse as to why they need to put off having a baby.
I see a trip to rehab in the B-Lister's near future or I have a feeling their
marriage is going to be just like what the gossip sites are saying: In Serious
Trouble.
Ellen
DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
This B list actress has the talent to become an EGOT winner. Her problem
is that she craves attention a lot and will do anything to get it, including
faking relationships, injuries and diseases. Anything to get her an article
or cover in a tabloid. She loves seeing her name in the headlines. Producers
have caught on to her tricks and are really hesitant to cast her in anything.
Kristin
Chenoweth
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
This B list celebrity/former model married to a B list entertainer would
love nothing more than to get a divorce from her cheating husband but she
is holding out because the pre-nup gives her nothing but a tiny amount for
child support. She is trying to line up a reality show for herself before
she ends the marriage. Oh, and there have been suggestions that she has cheated
once or twice too, but with women. Amber Rose/Wiz Khalifa
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
This former A list tweener was spotted getting very cozy with this other
former B list tweener who is a singer/former reality star and loves to pretend
he has had the same girlfriend for a year. Our two former tweeners were doing
some serious making out and groping at a recent after party.
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
The brother of this A+ list mostly movie actor wasn't shocked that his brother
had slept with his girlfriend back in the day. It has happened before. The
A+ lister's wife was though, especially when the timeline of when it happened
got a little fuzzy in the A lister's mind.
Donnie
Wahlberg (Mark)/Jenny McCarthy
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
This A list celebrity trainer was shunned at a party this past week. She
was trying to fit in, but first of all looked ridiculous and like she was
trying too hard, and second of all made a move on a guy with his girlfriend
standing right there.
Tracy
Anderson
"Republic
Records Official VMA After Party Red Carpet"
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
This A list singer who is a huge a-hole and will never be an A lister in
my own mind despite the world turning a blind eye might have been the actual
target of a threat last week. Apparently our A lister likes to run around
telling everyone he is in the Illuminati. Whether it exists or not is one
thing, but it is always associated with this A++ list rapper who hates the
A lister and doesn't want people to think they hang out or that the A++ lister
would have anything to do with the A lister. Apparently the A lister threatened
the life of the A++ lister so the incident last week could have been a warning
that got out of hand.
A
list singer: Chris Brown (Suge Knight shooting)
A++ list rapper: Jay-Z
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora said she was into only
women and then later said she was misquoted and only likes guys. She might
say she likes guys, but her girlfriend of a year would probably disagree.
Jessie
J
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
A younger member of this A list reality family wants to come out but before
they can, the family is trying to figure out whether they can make money
from it. Kylie Jenner
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
This former A list boy bander who was married to a B list actress at one
point bailed on a party after just a few minutes because no one recognized
him and everyone he tried to pick up just thought he was a creepy looking
guy.
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
This foreign born A list singer who hopefully is not a one hit wonder is
openly gay and is also a virgin.
Sam
Smith
366.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
This married almost A+ list mostly movie actor has been non-stop drinking
and women while out of town this weekend. He has always cheated but has usually
been more discreet. He acted like the weekend was one big frat party.
Channing
Tatum "Telluride Film Festival"
367.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
This mostly movie actor alternates between A and A+ and got his start on
television. This weekend whenever a fan spotted him at a very public event
and wanted a photo or an autograph our actor always said no and he wasn't
very nice about the way he said no. This is a guy who is the total opposite
of what the public thinks he is.
Will
Ferrell "U.S. Open"
368.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#3**
This husband of a Real Housewife still cheats. He is just so much more careful
than he used to be when he got busted before. Not Joe or Mario or anyone
from the east coast actually. "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Kyle
Richards husband Mauricio Umansky
369.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#4**
This porn star turned A list reality star on an A list reality show had her
A list tool of a husband send a note through his record company to this former
A list tweener to keep her mouth shut. Apparently our former porn star hates
being called curvy in a way that implies she is heavy.
Porn
star/reality star: Kim Kardashian
Reality show: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
A list tool husband: Kanye West
Former A list tweener: Demi Lovato
370.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#5**
Despite her public denials, this B list model goes everywhere with her A-
list singer significant other because if she doesn't, he will cheat.
Behati
Prinsloo/Adam Levine
371.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#6**
This A- singer who used to be A+ list had a big slip this week in her sobriety
but refuses to go to any meetings because she says she is fine. Lady
Gaga
372.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#7**
Whenever this A list reality host does a child exchange, the police have
to be called because she and her ex hate each other that much.
Padma
Lakshmi/Adam Dell
373.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#8**
This A list mostly action movie star who also does some other things A list
in the entertainment business was caught by his significant other cheating
on her in some strange circumstances. There was a family emergency and our
actor was located by the hotel in the room of his co-star in a very awkward
position.
Dwayne
"The Rock" Johnson/Paige Butcher/Jason Statham (mother and cousin in major
car crash)
374.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#9**
As bad as an actor was dealing with his public this weekend in that other
blind item is the complete opposite of this A+ list mostly movie actress.
She has come a long long way from her horrible reputation with fans. Now
she loves on them and takes photos and records voice mail messages for them.
She has even develops friendships with some and gone on vacation with them.
People truly love her.
Reese
Witherspoon
375.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#10**
"He might not be the greatest looking guy in the world, but he has got a
ton of money." This B- list mostly television actress/former reality star/former
celebrity who still has A list name recognition talking about her new boyfriend.
Denise
Richards
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