NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 08/01 **#1**
This basically married without actually being married A list mostly television actor who is finished filming television for now has been hooking up with this up and coming B list singer who is a critical darling of the media and other performers. Jon Hamm/Kacey Musgraves
LAWYER 08/01 **#2**
This foreign born married old former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and a permanent A lister has two Russian teenagers who he calls his nurses but are employed by the actor to perform functions that are decidedly not nurse like. Sean Connery
LAWYER 08/01 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actor got busted by his B- list mostly movie actress girlfriend cheating when his kids let spill about a woman their dad saw when he was supposed to be playing golf.
LAWYER 08/01 **#4**
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and keeps himself in the spotlight with his actions and photos had sex the other night with this A- list singer who had her friend stand outside the bedroom the entire time to make sure no one came in because there were no locks on the bedroom door. James Franco/Lana Del Rey
LAWYER 08/01 **#5**
This C list mostly television actress missed out on the second installment of a mega hit because the wife of the leading actor said she would divorce her husband if he worked with the actress again. Apparently there was a little fling and the wife didn't want there to be any other opportunities for the pair to get together. Cassandra Scerbo/Ian Ziering "Sharknado"
LAWYER 08/01 **#6**
It is pretty tough to make a name for yourself as an actor or move up to B list when your B+ list celebrity wife insists you only take acting jobs within 50 miles of your house and that only film during daylight hours. Talk about controlling and jealous. I guess when you have all the money though and a rock solid pre-nup, your partner falls in line. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
LAWYER 08/01 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ list has a daughter who got pregnant. No news of it has leaked and the daughter is due to give birth in the next couple of months but will not be raising the child herself. Apparently the actor has arranged for the baby to be adopted and his daughter didn't have much say in the issue.
LAWYER 08/01 **#8**
This former A list mostly movie actress who still has A list name recognition despite not doing much in the way of consistent acting over the past decade says there was a point she was homeless because she lost all of her money after her then boyfriend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor convinced her to invest her money in a company that went bankrupt. When she complained to the boyfriend he dumped her. Winona Ryder/Matt Damon "GreenDimes"
LAWYER 08/01 **#9**
On the set of her new network television show this reality star turned B- list mostly television actress has been hooking up with an assistant director. A married assistant director. A married assistant director with a pregnant wife. Katharine McPhee ("American Idol") ("Scorpion")
LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
This foreign born A list comedian who is a sometime B list mostly movie actor was dumped by his girlfriend after she caught him in bed with two women one night. He said he couldn't help it and that she should expect it with him. Russell Brand/Jemima Khan
LAWYER 08/01 **#11**
How is it that this actress is rolling in dough? I mean she could literally shower with $100 bills every few minutes and not run out of money. She has never really been higher than A- list and that was almost two decades ago. Since then, when she was a sort of sex symbol to now she has mainly popped up in a movie or two or three and tried her hand at some really bad television. She keeps making money though and spouting off on some crazy ideas she thinks will catch on and sharing those ideas with the world. The thing is when she was at her peak she made some investments. Well, one major investment. She bought up about a third of a company that makes its money convincing other people to part with their money. Kind of one part Scientology and another part timeshare like pressure to buy while locked up with other people over the course of a few days. Our actress was a big proponent of it and talked about it all the time but suddenly stopped mentioning it after she bought a big piece of it. Oh, her hand prints are all over the company from the things she sells with her name on it there that most people are encouraged to buy at a special discount which only sees our actress make a 300% profit compared to a 10% profit through normal channels. She makes millions of dollars a year running this thing and only does movies and television shows to do the press so people don't forget her face or her name so when she shows up at one of these events people will be awed to see her and more likely to spend big bucks not knowing she is the one who is making the money and is not just a customer. Suzanne Somers or Linda Evans "Ramtha School of Enlightenment"
Discussing the diva behavior Hollywood stars are often infamous for, Robert Pattinson mentions not naming names, of course their demands consequences, when things get too much for the harried assistants to handle. Heres a blind item (or maybe an urban legend) to mull over, next time you see a bath scene on film: "This actress was doing a scene in the bath and she kept complaining about the temperature, how it was too hot or too cold. So everyone pissed in it and put a bunch of bubble bath in afterwards so you couldnt smell it! This stuff happens. Thats why I avoid asking for anything. I dont want to get anyones piss on me." Reese Witherspoon " Water For Elephants"
LAWYER 08/02 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress is only A list because she is the lead on a show. You kind of have to be if you are the star even if the show doesn't attract may viewers. She is having a baby but is it with her boyfriend or the executive she hooks up with on a regular basis. Rachel Bilson "Hart of Dixie"/Hayden Christensen
LAWYER 08/02 **#2**
This C list actor with almost A list name recognition from an acting family is probably the only guy in his conservative church who attends in full makeup. Stephen Baldwin
LAWYER 08/02 **#3**
This B+ list pro athlete with the celebrity offspring girlfriend has had his way with the wives of his competitors, but his girlfriend has also hooked up with some of the competitors too. So, it all kind of evens out in the end. Dustin Johnson/Paulina Gretzky
16. MR. X
What A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee yelled at that reality show family and their camera crew at that overseas party last night that if they feature him on their show he'll sue the pants off them? Leonardo DiCaprio/Kardashians
17. MR. X
What permanent A++ diva has a bizarre ritual involving her backup dancers? Once they get to a certain age, they get to live in her house for a few months and call her "mommy". It's more like a help me-help you situation, but she has never bedded any of the guys surprisingly. Wonder what her ex hubby who she still keeps in touch with thinks? Madonna/Sean Penn
LAWYER 08/03 **#1**
This foreign born B list celebrity/offspring/host is always the first to tell someone why she is better than them or why they should listen to her about sobriety but our B lister doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about how she is doing drugs almost 24/7 at this point and booze right along with it. She thinks she has everything under control. Not even close. Kelly Osbourne
LAWYER 08/03 **#2**
This almost A list mostly television actor who seems to get work on good network shows was under the impression of his celebrity wife they were trying to work things out in their marriage. Our actor is on a well behaved streak not seen ever by him and he really wants the marriage to work. His celebrity wife though has been seeing someone on the side and the husband has no idea that he is fighting a losing battle at this point.
LAWYER 08/03 **#3**
Whenever you see this A list mostly movie actor from an acting family on his bike, it means he has been out buying drugs. He is always scared to buy them and thinks he can get away faster if he is on a bike. Owen Wilson
LAWYER 08/03 **#4**
There are several people who say that the girlfriend of this A+ list mostly movie actor earned six figures this weekend on a yacht because the man wanted to say he shared something in common with the A+ lister. Toni Garrn/Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 08/03 **#5**
You would think this former A list singer reduced to a C lister now would be much nicer to his A list wife but she is only with him because of the kids at this point. She doesn't want them to have to hear why their parents are getting divorced or read about the cheating he did multiple times. He keeps cheating knowing this and then keeps asking for forgiveness. Gavin Rossdale/Gwen Stefani
LAWYER 08/03 **#6**
One little by product of this former A list tweener and his encounter with the B list mostly movie actress this past week is that she introduced him to her drug of choice, meth. Our former tweener can't get enough, but this will be the end of everything for him if he doesn't quit it. He already is too jumpy because of the roids, so you know meth will make him crazy. Justin Bieber/Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 08/03 **#7**
This A list morning host quietly put his wife in rehab earlier this week. I doubt he is going to visit her much. Matt Lauer
LAWYER 08/03 **#8**
I don't give the marriage of this C list reality star appearing on an A list reality cable network very long once she finds out her husband basically spent every dime he had on the wedding. She will probably head back to her cheating ways.
This actress is pregnant. Yes, again! We thought that she and her husband might slow down on the baby-making (because they seem to spend more time apart than together) but apparently that is not the case. By the way, she commented to a friend that she is hoping that this baby will "even the score." Although her husband is not a particularly well-behaved guy, she is not a vengeful person, so we are not entirely sure what she meant by that remark. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck
LAWYER 08/04 **#1**
The never spoken about child of this A list mostly movie actress has been cut off from funds by mom, so he steals to make ends meet. It seems mom didn't want to bankroll the drugs any longer. Susan Sarandons son Miles
LAWYER 08/04 **#2**
This A+ list rapper has been keeping his indiscretions quiet while in other parts of the country, but was busted over the weekend by numerous spies bringing this D list beauty queen turned actress back to his hotel with him. She looks like a younger version of the French model he had the long term fling with. Jay-Z (French model: Noemie Lenoir)
LAWYER 08/04 **#3**
Almost as soon as this foreign born A list mostly mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee leaves her home and her country her husband is marching young actress after young actress through their bedroom in search of a "special talent." Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton
LAWYER 08/04 **#4**
This former View host got called out at a party for wearing knockoff designer jewelry after going through a long story about how some guy she is dating gave it all to her and spends thousands of dollars on her. When she was confronted about the authenticity of the stuff she grabbed a swag bag and fled. Star Jones
LAWYER 08/04 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress turned A list movie actress turned can't get work actress has been skipping table reads and has not gone through a day yet of her new television show without throwing some kind of tantrum. The most recent was about the quality of the bottled water. Katherine Heigl "State of Affairs"
LAWYER 08/04 **#6**
This Glee actress not named Naya Rivera tried to get back at an A list mostly movie actress guesting on the show who said some true, but awful things about the Glee actress by hitting on the significant other of the A lister who passed despite not known for his fidelity. Lea Michele/Kate Hudson
LAWYER 08/04 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actor from a long long running network hit that is finally on its last legs gave away most of his money to a church and is essentially homeless. Millions gone. Angus T. Jones "Two and a Half Men"
LAWYER 08/04 **#8**
This former Desperate Housewife took a meeting to be on Real Housewives. The producers decided there is a difference between fake mean and catty and someone who said she would turn the show into a living hell for every cast member. Yeah, the producers passed. I think it would have been brilliant. Nicolette Sheridan ex-wife to Harry Hamilin (Lisa Rinni is going to be on this seasons "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")
LAWYER 08/04 **#9**
This A list music mogul/former reality star cheated on his celebrity wife with a model he met while his wife was in the hospital for a month. David Foster/Yolanda "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" (Lyme Disease)
LAWYER 08/04 *#10**
A waitress is asking for six figures to tell her story of the two separate nights she spent in July with this soon to be married A+ list mostly movie actor. George Clooney (Apparently she is now willing to sell for about $50K which might give her a shot)
LAWYER 08/04 **#11**
I have seen and heard of some great extortion and blackmail plots in Hollywood. Most of them involve photos kept under wraps in exchange for money or access. There is of course Harvey Levin's personal stash of J Edgar Hoover worthy stuff which keeps those interviews coming and all those insider tips from one certain family. Anyway, I never thought I would see someone pull one over on this foreign born A+ list mogul/reality star/producer. Usually it is he who is making the deal and putting someone in their place. There was one time that an ex got an upper hand on him but she eventually lost her leverage and now she ends up having sex with him when he wants it and she is reliant on his hand outs again. There is a B list reality star from his home country that managed to get the mogul though. You can talk about his sex life all you want and release whatever you want and he doesn't care. Drugs though. That is a different story. People are far less tolerant about drug use than sex. It turns out the pair used to have sex together all the time. Hey, it is what he does with all the talent he finds attractive. Or employees. Or strippers. Anyone really. He ended up at her place one night which is something he never does. Always a neutral site or his place. Always. Why? Exactly for this reason. She nailed him. On video doing drugs and it wasn't just pot. He tried to get back at her when she threatened him because she needed money but she won. Big time and now he is seriously kissing her butt to the point where she is going to be an even bigger pain than she used to when he was trying to humble her. She is going to get some huge payback and it has already started with that 8 figure paycheck she just got from him. 8 figures.
A+ list: Simon Cowell
Ex: Terri Seymour
B list reality star: Tulisa Contostavlos
GOSSIP 08/04 **#1**
This acclaimed actor has a wife and a whole gaggle of kids. However, he definitely isnt the loyal family man. He showed up at a recent event at the last possible moment looking like he just rolled of bed because he DID just roll out of bed! He was supposed to get styled and groomed for the event, but he blew off the styling crew because he was busy getting busy in the hotel with a woman who was definitely not his wife. He may have won lots of awards, but well bet his wife wouldnt give him any awards for fidelity! Ben Affleck
GOSSIP 08/04 **#2**
This very established actress was recently robbed of several valuable items. However, there is one item that is causing her more stress than all the rest combined. It turns out that the laptop that was stolen contains some intimate photos/videos of her and her ex as well as her and her current beau and she is freaking out about the thought of them being published! A detective advised her that she should publicly pretend that the laptop belongs to someone else to give her more leverage in case the thief tries to contact her directly to negotiate some sort of deal. Susan Sarandon/Tim Robbins/Jonathan Bricklin
GOSSIP 08/04 **#3**
Riccardo Tisci is an Italian fashion designer and the Creative Director for Givenchy. "I was gay from birth; I was always fine with that," said Tisci during an interview with Style.com. However, while he is openly gay, he may not be exactly open about all the men in his life. Riccardo Tisci provided his own blind item about a famous but mysterious lover during a Vogue Hommes International interview that in 2011. When asked to describe his "best" sexual experience, Tisci replied: "I have several but the one I think immediately is an experience I had with a man who is known. I never imagined that something could happen between us and its still the hottest weekend of my life. Nobody really knows if this guy is straight or gay, it is a mystery. However, I was attracted to him, his way of speaking, thinking, walking, dressing. I love what he does as an artist. This weekend both, this intimate moment has only reinforced my attraction to him." A "Man who is known"? Who is this mysterious, artistic Voldemort-like lover? Dare we speak his name? BG Note: Mens Vogue folded in 2008, but there are still a few international editions like Frances Vogue Hommes International that are printed on a sporadic basis. Kanye West
LAWYER 08/05 **#1**
When this A+ list singer gets you a birthday present she goes all out. Apparently that A list celebrity friend and collaborator is having a birthday in the next couple of months and our A+ lister worked out a fee for this A list model to spend the night with the celebrity as a surprise. Who knew our A+ lister was also a madam. Rihanna/Eminem/Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 08/05 **#2**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who is probably in the B+ range now because of some bad choices is still technically married to the B list movie actress which is why he has tried to keep his much much younger girlfriend locked in their hotel room each day while he promotes his new blockbuster movie. He doesn't want her answering questions and he is also scared that someone will snap a photo of her and see just how young she is. Apparently she is not even out of her teens. Antonio Banderas (Melanie Griffith) "The Expendables 3"
LAWYER 08/05 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is also a model and generally appears in all her husband's movies is so worried about gaining even a pound that she only eats once per week which means she will usually only go to one event per week because she knows she has to eat at an event because people are watching her to see if she eats. Once a week. Milla Jovovich/Paul W. S. Anderson (except when she is pregnant)
LAWYER 08/05 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was forced on this A list mostly movie actor who is also directing a movie. The studio wanted her. Don't ask me why because she is not any kind of box office gold at all. Our actor/director didn't want her and the two have been in constant battle since the movie started and her scenes have been cut as much as possible and there have been some days when they really need her that she has decided to call in sick to get back at him. You would think if people are getting paid millions of dollars to just act in a movie they would not be so petty.
LAWYER 08/05 **#5**
This A list comic actor has reached new levels of jerkitudeness. I like the word. He saw a woman for all of three weeks several months ago which is almost a record for him at this point and convinced her to transfer colleges and move half-way across the country to be with him and two days after she did, he dumped her and kicked her out of his place because he found someone new. Jonah Hill
LAWYER 08/05 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actress and her B list boyfriend actor called it quits this time because she won't listen to him or anyone that she needs rehab. They fought about it all the time. Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult
LAWYER 08/05 **#7**
This A+ list diva is going to lose her mind or throw glasses of her champagne everywhere when she finds out her celebrity husband got another woman pregnant. He is supposed to keep his cheating secret and this is going to be a tough one to keep secret. Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon
LAWYER 08/05 **#8**
This former B+/A- list mostly television actress who married an A list mostly movie actor has been trying to steal advertisers from this A+ list celebrity icon and been talking a lot of smack behind the scenes. You don't want to mess with a woman who has been in prison. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Martha Stewart
LAWYER 08/05 **#9**
This A list reality star underwent hair transplant surgery because she has huge bald patches that she tried to always cover with hair extensions. This is probably the one thing she didn't take a selfie for. Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 08/05 **#10**
Apparently if you are willing to devote yourself to the kink of a very rich old man you can make a lot of money. The escort in this blind used to see lots of customers to make a living but now just sees one old man and makes low six figures a year because she is willing to do what it takes to make our old man a happy guy. Our old man is A list. Has been for decades and probably will until he dies. Always a celebrity, never an actor although he has appeared in some movies as himself. Married to a celebrity and getting super cranky in his old age. For the past few years he saw several escorts but nothing that really was worth me writing about knowing I will have a couple of days of horrible images in my mind thinking of this guy naked. Yikes. He generally meets the escort at a public place where she is supposed to be with a guy she has just met. Our old man comes along and because of who he is he manages to win her away from the other guy. He loves to feel like he is still on top of his game. The escort told me she is fast running out of guys to play the part and the old man thinks she is actually picking up some random guy. They go back to her place where he runs through any number of scenarios but most of them involve him getting naked and watching her do things to herself. Basically anything he can think of she does. This has been going on for about a year and the escort says she always thinks they will run out of things to do but the old man has an imagination that just won't quit. This happens twice a week for two hours a pop at the exact same time and the exact same days. Our old man pays her about $5000 a week but with the condition she is not allowed to see anyone else and has to be able to prove it anytime he calls her. She says that he has never called past 5 or 6 in the evening but doesn't want to take a chance on losing the money so basically just stays at home all the time binge watching television and movies. Larry and Shawn King
GOSSIP 08/05 **#1**
Fans of this band are freaking out about a big upcoming announcement. Is one of the members getting married? Are they going to be making a movie? Is one of them announcing that he is gay? Is one leaving the band? Are they breaking up? No. No. No. No. No! All the hype is a big smelly puddle of nothing. They are just going to be shilling a new perfume. Want to get upset about something? Get upset over the fact that your favorite band is slacking off and treating work like its a big joke, that the quality of their performance is suffering as a result, and that one of their competitors is getting more attention than they are from the serious music publications. Yes, people within the music industry notice these things. Your boys need to step up their game or the only thing they are going to be singing is their swan song next year.
Your Band: "One Direction"
Competitor Band: "5 Seconds of Summer"
GOSSIP 08/05 **#2**
This TV star broke up with his significant other. The official reason given was how distance and work commitments made it difficult to keep the relationship going. Yes, that was part of the reason. Now lets talk about the rest of the reason they broke up: his cheating! While there may be more people involved, we know about three of them at this point (although there may be more). All are women, and all are over the age of 21. Two are bottle blondes and one is a brunette. All three are pretty and two of the three are in the entertainment industry. At least one appeared on his show. One was just a fling, but two of the others were definitely longer-term situations. He is still seeing one of the women. All three of these affairs took place on the East coast. The identity of one of the women would definitely shock you.
TV Star: Michael Strahan/Nicole Murphy
The Women: Maria Menounos (brunette); Erin Andrews (blonde); Elizabeth Banks (blonde); Cameron Diaz (blonde)
LAWYER 08/06 **#1**
This former A list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor told his friends he would be able to go cold turkey again just like he always has if there is work to do. So far though he has been unable to go more than about 12 hours without his new favorite drug and that is only because he drank and took some pills to make it through the 12 hour flight. Bad shape does not begin to describe his condition. Zac Efron
LAWYER 08/06 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actor who is still young and is the offspring of an A list couple has four or five dolls that he brings with him whenever he travels and sets them next to his bed and refers to them as his family. Apparently he talks to them all the time. Jaden Smith (Jada and Will Smith)
LAWYER 08/06 **#3**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is A+ list still in the action world is about three times the age of the daughter of his A list co-star but it didn't stop them from hooking up. I wonder if dad found out because the two co-stars have not done any press together. someone and someones daughter from "Expendables 3"
LAWYER 08/06 **#4**
One of those RH-NJ Housewives is great at pretending to have money on the outside but has friends bring her food bank food because they spend their money looking wealthy and barely have any money to even feed their kids. Melissa and Joe Gorga
LAWYER 08/06 **#5**
So, this C+ list mostly television actor treats his B+ list mostly movie actress wife like crud. She has A+ list name recognition by the way. He yells at her. Screens her friends. Screens her phone calls. She puts up with it all though including the two nannies he has slept with in the past few months. After the second nanny started talking about filing a sexual harassment claim that was the only thing that got him to find someone he wouldn't be attracted to. Not that he was cheating or hurting his wife. What a tool. Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green
LAWYER 08/06 **#6**
This good looking A- list R&B singer with a very cool style is probably going to jail. He will also probably take down about four or five other names in the industry because of the ponzi type scheme he was running with them. An arrest is imminent. Ne-Yo
LAWYER 08/06 **#7**
According to a player on one of the two Northern California football teams, this B list actress wasn't acting married when they were in bed together. To be fair though, she might not even know her husband's name yet. It hasn't been that long. Naya Rivera/Ryan Dorsey (her brother Michael plays for Oakland Raiders)
LAWYER 08/06 **#8**
The good news is that this B list reality host from an A list reality franchise who got his start and fame as something else in which he excels, has been allowed to move into the guesthouse. The bad news is that his wife only did that for the kids. The way she caught him cheating is supposed to be epic. Curtis Stone/Lindsay Price
LAWYER 08/06 **#9**
This C- list celebrity refuses to leave the side of this A list mostly television actor for fear he will find someone else and dump her before she can collect big bucks. This even includes an ex who she was previously close to but has grown increasingly close to the A lister. Hey, threesomes will do that. Brett Rossi (porn star fiancé)/Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller
LAWYER 08/06 **#10**
Back in the day before this A+ list mostly movie actor was in movies, he got kneed in the balls by this A list model with A list name recognition after he groped her in a trailer during a photo shoot they were both in. Mark Wahlburg/Kate Moss
LAWYER 08/06 **#11**
Most families get together to do an intervention when someone is addicted to drugs or booze or gambling and try and get them some help. This family though had a very unique intervention last year when it came to dating. It is not that they are opposed to this family member dating, but it was who the family member wanted to date. Apparently she met a black guy and went out with him a few times as friends to the movies. Well, when this former A list mostly television actor turned indie B list mostly movie actor/conservative speaker found out what was going on, he flipped. This acting family has very strong beliefs and one of them is there should never be interracial marriage. One day I hope one of their kids comes out to them and also says they are marrying out of their race. Now that is reality television. Somehow during the intervention they came up with some kind of logic to convince the family member that it was wrong and that somehow God said it was wrong and then our actor got another family member on the phone who is even more famous and she added more arguments and was equally distressed at the thought of a family member dating outside their race. It got even worse. I know you think it can't but it did because they brought in people from their church to tell some stories they said were about their life but were really just a way to bring out every stereotype they could think of. The kids in this family are so brainwashed I don't know how they will be able to survive in the real world. Kirk Cameron/Candace Cameron Bure
STREET KING 08/06
Shes reported to be On The Run with some no joke money. Thats because this "Im mixed" estranged Missus has reportedly helped to gross $100M from her heist with the help of her leading TOM hubby. Dont believe me.. Just as the back-up dancer shes shacking up with on the road. "Shes getting her lesbian on, with one of her dancers" Heres what a source spilled our way: "Shes heated that Lil Kim jumped on her latest track cause she never invited her making it like a mixtape." Can you guess the name of the Tina Turner ripoff that Im talking about? Beyoncé
In the never-ending quest for ratings and attention, this TV maven is trying to get the cast on this show excited about a new story line: Three of the women on the show all pregnant at the same time! No, it does not matter what the fathers of those potential babies think. What matters is the attention these three women would get! Just think of the photo ops! The daily gossip updates! The reality show ratings! The endorsements! One has agreed, but they still needs two more to join her. It doesnt matter which two. If they can reproduce, they are eligible to be part of this story line.
Reality Maven: Kris Jenner
TV Show: "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
LAWYER 08/07 **#1**
This closeted B- list mostly movie actress who is finding a great deal of fame in a new kind of a media is boxed into a corner at this point. She dumped one of her favorite lovers because a new lover was jealous. The new lover and our actress have since moved in together and the new lover is doing everything to protect her own position. Meanwhile, our actress is starting to get scared and wants to leave because she has found another person she wants to be with, but can't get out of her current situation without some violence and revelations. Taylor Schilling (new kind of media being Netflix)
LAWYER 08/07 **#2**
This B list celebrity who was a B list reality star and a C+ list actress and C+ list singer went on a huge tantrum episode last week which led to her screaming and yelling at people and herself before she started to do a Britney. Our celebrity only used scissors, but when someone approached her to get her to stop the B lister threatened people with the same scissors until they left her alone.
LAWYER 08/07 **#3**
You already knew he was good at getting money from women so it shouldn't surprise anyone that he has convinced our A- list mostly television actress to spend about $100K so far on him, including buying out his lease so he can move in with her where he can keep his meal ticket close. Joe Manganiello/Sofía Vergara
LAWYER 08/07 **#4**
An assistant to this former A list reality star who has been in multiple reality shows for almost the past decade was sent out to buy a home HIV test. This just got really real, especially since there were no cameras shooting at the time.
LAWYER 08/07 **#5**
This foreign born A list musician in his country and C- list here who also loves some good reality television appearances is back on drugs and booze again. He is also cheating on his B+ list singer girlfriend. She doesn't seem to care though. I don't get it. She would care about the drugs if she knew. She only knows about the booze and convinced her it is ok. Dougie Poynter (British pop rock band "McFly") (won "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!")/Ellie Goulding
LAWYER 08/07 **#6**
As key as she is to the success of this very hit cable show, this multiple Emmy nominee/winner has been threatened with replacement on the show because her drinking is out of control and she has blacked out from drinking on set several times. She is a very rare visitor to the blinds and never about her drinking. Jessica Lange "American Horror Story"
LAWYER 08/07 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress got dumped by this executive because he hooked up with this married A list singer who usually keeps her affairs much quieter than she used to when she put everything in her songs. Sophia Bush/Google executive Dan Fredinburg/Alanis Morissette
LAWYER 08/07 **#8**
This married former A list mostly television actress was in a hit show long off the air but has kept her A list name recognition. You never see her with her husband. Oh, she is also a cheater. Because she doesn't work as much any longer it is tough to come up with clues for her. Anyway, she was in some awful movie with this hard to pronounce foreign born B+ list actor who was on a great pay cable show and so much more. He was doing a lot of drugs when they were filming and during a love scene he got a monster nose bleed and it was all over the breasts of our actress who seemed to enjoy it and wanted to keep shooting. She is a strange one.
Foreign born actor:
Pay cable show:
LAWYER 08/07 **#9**
This barely hanging on to a B- list mostly movie actress who has been in the tabloids a lot the past few weeks almost got busted when the guy she is dating was going to post a photo of them eating steaks. She makes a lot of money pretending she is a vegan, so freaked out. Nikki Reed/Ian Somerhalder
LAWYER 08/07 **#10**
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is hair challenged has been spotted more than once at a truck stop where he meets up with a hooker he met there a few months ago. Our actor wears a cowboy hat and sometimes a fake mustache. He thinks people can't recognize him when he dresses like that or maybe he is playing some kind of character in his mind. Nicolas Cage
LAWYER 08/07 **#11**
I don't care if someone wants to get pregnant or doesn't want to get pregnant. I don't think anyone should shame you or force you into doing one or the other. What I don't like though is a former A list mostly movie actress hanging on to B by a thread after being the it actress for almost a decade who about once a year starts talking about how much she wants a baby and can't wait to get pregnant and uses almost the exact same quotes all of the time. She and her team decided that it makes her much more popular to tell the world how she loves kids and wants kids and sometimes she even talks about what she is going to name her kids and how she even goes crib shopping sometimes. The thing is the actress hates kids and tells her friends all the time that she has no desire to ever get pregnant and if she could she would take two pills a day to make sure she doesn't get pregnant. She has broken up with men in the past who wanted babies or wanted to get married. She is the most anti-baby person ever which is fine. Her choice. I just hate when she says the complete opposite in interviews just because she thinks it will make her more popular. Kirsten Dunst
GOSSIP 08/07 **#1**
There was an interesting discussion that recently took place at a resort location. Several models were telling a young and famous female performer about how they make more money "partying" for a few days with older men from the UAE than they do in a whole year of modeling. Our celebrity initially seemed a little repulsed by the whole concept until the other girls told her how much someone as famous as our celebrity could make. Then she started listening with great interest and asking lots of questions about the logistics! While she did say that she wasnt ready to do it now, she left the door open by saying " but maybe next year." At that point, the other girls went crazy and started making plans and swapping names and numbers. "We will totally hook you up!" Were sure her parents will be delighted to know that their daughter may be destroying her life with booze and drugs now but at least shell have a source of income waiting for her in the future! Selena Gomez
GOSSIP 08/07 **#2**
You already know that there have been a lot of celebrities partying in Ibiza, Spain recently. We have a quick story about two groups of celebrity guests who were there. The big shot film actors group was hanging out and having fun. At one point, an intermediary came over to them to say that a a celebrity who was from a more downmarket group wanted to meet the big shot actor. The big shot not only refused but warned them that members of the downmarket group had better not come anywhere near his group, their table, their boat, their party or even attempt to include them in any sort of photo or video ever! The intermediary slunk back to the downmarket group and delivered the message. The two groups had no interaction the entire time they were there even though they were sometimes just a few yards away from each other!
Big Shots: Leonardo Dicaprio and Orlando Bloom
Downmarket Group: The Kardashians
LAWYER 08/08 **#1**
To get around a confidentiality agreement he signed regarding his relationship, this former B list movie and television comic actor/comedian has written a "novel" about his relationship with his former girlfriend who is probably still considered A list and definitely has A list name recognition. It is supposed to be really good. Jamie Kennedy/Jennifer Love Hewitt
LAWYER 08/08 **#2**
Kindness: These former co-stars might not talk about each other very much, but this recent Academy Award nominee/winner sent the now A list television actress on a hit pay cable show a note congratulating her on her baby and donated $50K worth of diapers and formula to local charities. Jared Leto/Claire Danes "My So Called Life"
LAWYER 08/08 **#3**
This C list offspring of a former A+ list mostly movie actor apparently got his father's horrible temper. The younger actor choked his girlfriend to the point of passing out while they were on vacation in Europe.
LAWYER 08/08 **#4**
#1 - This former B list mostly movie actress with the very unique voice and one great role who rarely acts any longer despite some pretty high name recognition has been sleeping with a married politician who is huge on family values. As soon as he wins reelection this fall, he is going to split with his wife. At least that is what he tells our actress.
#2 - This B list mostly movie actress is being played by her female B list mostly movie actress lover who she thinks is being faithful. That word is not in the lover's dictionary and has been seeing a male producer in order to land a role in a Marvel flick. Ellen Page/Evan Rachel Wood "Justice League of America"
#3 - This almost A+ list mostly movie actor tried to have sex with this former B+ list movie/television actress who has had some serious issues in the past year. They were co-stars on a movie and she finally agreed to go out with him and they ended up in her hotel room where he passed out drunk and didn't wake up for almost 24 hours. James Franco/Emma Roberts
#4 - This B list actress is getting married to an A list athlete. She really wants to adopt a child. He thinks it is because she cares about children, but she told her friends she wants to be able to get child support if they divorce since the pre-nup is so strict. Gabrielle Union/Dwyane Wade
83. MR. X
Which A-list actor who stars in several franchises had a rare sighting yesterday with his longtime boyfriend? They were seen out and about in LA house hunting. Bigger question is, when are they going to make their first appearance as a couple on a red carpet? My best guess is soon. Jeremy Renner
84. MR. X
What B/C-list mostly movie actress and the textbook example of a beard has been interviewing wealthy men to become her next husband? Does her current "husband" know about this?
85. MR. X
Which hip-hop power couple are Instagramming old photos of themselves to appear like they're still together? They're not fooling anyone. Beyoncé and Jay-Z
86. MR. X
Which girl group/reality stars are hoping to get another reality show by staging some wacky publicity stunts? Nobody will probably pay attention, though. "Danity Kane"
87. MR. X
What A+ pop singer has moved on to her next female conquest, a technically married, foreign born supermodel? Rihanna/Adrianna Lima
88. MR. X
What actress currently starring in a sci-fi blockbuster was caught snorting lines of coke off a glass table at a wrap party for that other sci-fi blockbuster she starred in a few years ago? Zoe Saldana "Guardians of the Galaxy" "Avatar" or "Star Trek"
89. MR. X
What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home. Chris Brown
90. MR. X
What A-list actor who's been teasing the press about his sexuality was spotted around town with a blonde transsexual? James Franco
91. MR. X
What 80's child star has to have a hit of ecstasy before he has sex with any of his hooker harem or else he just can't perform? Corey Feldman
92. MR. X
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Which A/B-list mostly movie actor who transitioned successfully to television later in his career had a private nude beach at his estate? Surprising since he was known to be rather conservative. He closed it down after some hippies sneaked in and had a love-in. Fred MacMurray
GOSSIP 08/08 **#1**
We cant stop laughing over this one about a certain young actor at a recent party. Security guards confiscated everyones phones before they entered the VIP lounge at this recent music festival. It wasnt just to preserve the privacy of the celebrities who were there. It was to keep guests from videotaping those who were openly doing drugs. In fact, witnesses watched one famous actor open up a capsule of molly and pour it into his mouth, chased by a drink. At first, the actor was incredibly upbeat and happy. However, after a while, he suddenly had an urge to do something else. So our actor removed all his clothes. He folded them into a neat pile. Then he lay on the floor completely naked and began quietly petting and stroking the carpet. He didnt say anything. Just smiled. The people around him, who were all drinking and/or doing drugs, didnt even blink. "Leave him alone," they said. "Hes rolling."
BONUS CLUE: No, its not Zac Efron.
BONUS CLUE: No, its not Chace Crawford.
Actor: Ed Westwick
GOSSIP 08/08 **#2**
This young actor is a very handsome guy. He is in his twenties, but he usually plays a teen. Youve definitely seen him on film or starring in one or two popular television series. He is having a serious problem with his mom. She is religious and is generally nice to people. However, if she finds out that they are gay she turns into a completely different person. She will ignore them if they are in the same room, and then tell gay jokes or make nasty, biting remarks about them when they leave. Her private hatred of gay people is the reason our actor has never told his own mother something very important that he is gay, too. Instead of coming out and risking her rejection, he simply faux dates the occasional actress and suffers in silence. Is there some advice our readers could give that might help our actor (or someone else in this situation)?
BUT NICE ROB 08/08
Which star of the HBO show sent the ad out, looking for love in all the wrong places? Looking for a dominant lady to kicking me in the balls. I want you to totally owning my balls with you feet. I have a high pain-tolerance. MAJOR PLUS if you know martial arts kick training. Private/Discreet/Safe!
LAWYER 08/09 **#1**
This former A list tweener misses all the attention he used to get and misses women falling all over him since his show went off the air. His recent efforts for success have failed miserably and no matter how hard he tries to get his name in the middle of a controversy, it barely registers. So, to get attention he makes sure he lets himself be seen by people all the time out in public. It is also how he hooks up with women several times each week. Drake Bell "Drake and Josh" "Drake Bell possibly living at Disneyland"
LAWYER 08/09 **#2**
This country singer turned B list celebrity turned reality star went down three sizes in her porn sized breast implants because she is back to singing again and wants to be taken seriously. If she talks about her craft, I will probably get sick. Jessie James Decker (Eric Decker wide receiver for the New York Jets) "Eric & Jessie: Game On"
LAWYER 08/09 **#3**
This B+ list good looking mostly movie actor who has flirted with A list several times is recently divorced. Well, almost divorced. He recently spent some big bucks hiring a fixer last week when he was being blackmailed by a male escort he saw for several months. Josh Lucas
LAWYER 08/09 **#4**
This almost A list mostly television actor is recently divorced and in a huge box office hit. To celebrate he left his kids with a nanny and got an escort for a couple of hours and then told the press that he just can't find the right woman to be with. Will Arnett "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
LAWYER 08/09 **#5**
Too many drugs and diva behavior from this B list celebrity offspring is getting her the boot from her regular television gig. Producers have been trying out other offspring to replace her. Kelly Osbourne "Fashion Police"
LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
Apparently this future Bachelor is a little wanting in the endowment department according to a recent bedroom partner. Chris Soules
LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This pro golfer knows how to cheat, but this might be the first time he has been cheated on. His celebrity girlfriend hooked up with the golfer on the great hot streak while he was dating his celebrity girlfriend. Dustin Johnson is not involved in this blind.
Pro golfer: Tiger Woods
Celebrity girlfriend: Lindsey Vonn
Golfer on hot streak/celebrity girlfriend: Rory McIlroy/Caroline Wozniacki
LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
This B+ list kind of television actress is not allowed to date anyone. No one. Her handlers want her ready for the right kind of publicity match. Meanwhile she wanders around parties and events with no one but a publicist. Taylor Schilling "Orange is the New Black" on Netflix
LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This permanent A list singer/diva is blaming everyone but herself and her drinking and pill popping for her crap record. Look in the mirror. Oh, and she did reach out to the celebrity she has long hated after their brief hookup. She thinks he might be just what she needs. Not sure her significant other is going to like this. Mariah Carey/Eminem/Nick Cannon
LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
It is always interesting to watch how people act the first time they try Molly. If you do it in public like this former almost A list mostly movie actress turned television actress turned "give me what you can so I can stay in the public eye after my cheating scandal", it was fun. She loved it and was actually smiling which is rare for her these days. Julia Stiles (broke up marriage between "Dexter" Michael C. Hall and his wife and co-star Jennifer Carpenter)
LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
While filming his latest movie outside LA, this almost A+list mostly movie actor has been taking his kid to a certain playground where he collects the phone numbers of women under the guise of play dates for their kids. At least that is what he tells his wife. So far there have been no kids at any of the dates. Channing Tatum
LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had to have a page in a script rewritten while shooting because she was unable to smile as the script called for. Too much botox. She can frown though and do a grimace. Nicole Kidman
LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This former A list tweener did his part and broke up with his girlfriend. Now he is waiting for this C list celebrity to dump her B list mostly television actor boyfriend from a middling hit cable show who has no clue his girlfriend has been cheating. He used to do a lot of cheating himself.
LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was trying to convince the woman he brought to a recent talk show taping to go home with him that night. The woman he was trying to convince needed a shave and better wigs.
LAWYER 08/10 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress known for helping married men cheat is involved with an actor who is married. While he promotes his television show, she tries to hide her growing baby bump until he tells his wife.
LAWYER 08/10 **#6**
This B list mostly movie actor is keeping that listing strictly because of his name. Even though he has a new baby at home he spends most of his time doing coke with porn stars and running through all of his money. Apparently he is even having unprotected sex with the porn stars too. David Arquette
LAWYER 08/10 **#7**
This east coast Housewife is really ungrateful. She called her supposed best friend a whore and said it was people like her best friend that ruined marriages. Her supposed best friend keeps sticking up for her though. Probably hoping for some money. Ramona Singer/Sonja Morgan "Real Housewives of New York City"
LAWYER 08/10 **#8**
This C+ list celebrity who is a former reality star hooked up with the boyfriend of one of her daughters. He dumped the daughter for the mom who thinks he is cute but she is more into the men who can give her a good life. Danielle Staub "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
LAWYER 08/10 **#9**
This former B+list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show is now a movie actor who would much rather leave his wife at home and party away the night with coke and women. He then goes home and apologizes to his wife and is good for a week before he starts up again. Aaron Paul
LAWYER 08/10 **#10**
The creepy brother/sister relationship between this foreign born former A list mostly movie actor and his sister is over. She moved out of the house they shared after a huge fight. I remember when they used to sleep in the same bedroom. He said it was because she had really bad nightmares and would sleep walk. Joaquin and Rain Phoenix
LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
Teen Choice Awards: "I would probably kill myself if my thighs ever touched." Married B+ list foreign born singer who got her start on a reality show as she shared lines of coke with two equally tiny women backstage. Cher Lloyd
LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
Teen Choice Awards: This A list everything who has a million jobs was spotted hovering close to his protege, who unlike his A list mentor has actually come out and is a B- list mostly television actor from lots of cable shows and sometime singer.
LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
Teen Choice Awards: This up and coming teen actress who is a regular on an ABC show (not Modern Family) was the youngest actress spotted who was drunk at an after party and making out and being groped by a guy who was easily in his 30's despite our actress being in her mid-teens.
LAWYER 08/11 **#4**
This A list mostly movie comic actor who is right on the verge of A+ list had a mild heart attack two weeks ago. The only thing that did was cause him to give up coke for a couple of days to let his body recover. I would give it no longer than a year at his current pace before he dies. Kevin Hart; Jonah Hill
LAWYER 08/11 **#5**
Pretty tough to miss this married NBA all-star and former champion with his side piece boyfriend the other night at a party. He isn't usually so open with him. Magic Johnson
LAWYER 08/11 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress who has had huge hits (on cable) and big misses (on network tv) in the past few years on shows has a boyfriend who is an absolute tool. She doesn't see it though even when he makes her give him her phone while she is on set because he doesn't trust her and he also tells her what she can and cannot eat each day.
LAWYER 08/11 **#7**
This comedian and B list mostly television actor from a middling network show has been dating a woman for two months and even though he takes her out every day and has spent thousands of dollars on her, she has only ever let him kiss her cheek. Her boyfriend that our actor doesn't know about does hook up with her all the time though. Aziz Ansari "Parks and Recreation" (his secret girlfriend)
LAWYER 08/11 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actor from two hit network shows mainly does movies now and is B list. Despite his drinking and cheating the actor is still married. Oh, and also despite when he got really drunk and fired off a gun through the wall in the living room towards his bedroom where his wife was sleeping. Matthew Fox "Party of Five" and "Lost"
LAWYER 08/11 **#9**
This A list mostly television actor and his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend have one thing in common. Their absolute loathing for a common actress co-star who they will never work with again. It is what brought them together. Their mutual dislike for her. Ashton Kutcher "No Strings Attached"/Mila Kunis "Black Swan"/Natalie Portman
LAWYER 08/11 **#10**
It really bugs me when this former A list tweener does her no drug rant to magazines and how she doesn't even booze when she and her sister are known for running off with the coke of other people at parties and are the first ones trying to take extra bottles of booze home. Vanessa and Stella Hudgens
LAWYER 08/11 **#11**
She calls it stage fright. There is some of that to be sure because she can freeze in front of a camera. It is one reason she hates doing awards shows or anything requiring her to read a teleprompter. She is surprisingly enough ok on talk shows because she is not required to say anything, she only has to respond. Getting her to the talk show is an entirely different matter. It takes her hours. Once she finally gets there and gets inside she can fake it enough and use enough mind tricks to make it through the ordeal, but when she leaves, she becomes a sweaty, exhausted mess and drinks herself to sleep. She is an actress. She used to be A+ list. Rarefied air that she had. Academy Award winner/nominee. For a time, she was the number one choice for almost every movie role available. She could still be that choice and she still has A list name recognition, but she has suffered the past five or six years with actually leaving her own house. It is rare she can manage and when she does it is usually with her boyfriend by her side. She prefers to be alone with him, or just alone is fine with her too. She has an assistant to go shopping for her and do the day to day things so she doesn't have to leave the house. Meetings with her manager or agents or anyone else is by phone or they come to her place. She has dated some of the biggest names in Hollywood. All this used to be managed more effectively. There is talk that her boyfriend likes to have her under his control and maybe had made things worse for his benefit. One thing that has surfaced is that she has a tough time filming anything because of the crowds and the stage fright. She has finally been convinced to give it another try, but it might fizzle like her last two projects when she couldn't even make it to the set. Renee Zellweger
GOSSIP 08/11 **#1**
Of course everyone at the Teen Choice Awards yesterday was playing nice in front of the cameras. Behind the scenes was a bit of a different story! This young female celebrity absolutely refused to sit, stand, or have her photo taken with this young male actor. Why? Because of the way he treated her last year. She was wooed by the guy, they dated privately a few times, and then she slept with him. He never called her again. However, he did tell all his friends that she was the "worst fuck ever." Ouch. Kylie Jenner and Cody Simpson
GOSSIP 08/11 **#2**
Some balding stars, like John Travolta will wear a hairpiece in public in a desire to maintain that youthful look. Another famous actor who is younger than Travolta is not afraid to display his dome in public. However, in the privacy of his own home, he likes to wear a wig/toupee. No, we dont know why.
GOSSIP 08/11 **#3**
These two young performers used to be friends. What happened? At the Teen Choice Awards, the two would not even look at each other! They are the same gender. No, they have never dated (at least, not that we know of). Demi Lovato/Selena Gomez
MIRROR (U.K.) 08/11
Which young starlet has been told she has to stop sleeping with her music producer if shes going to progress in showbiz? Rita Ora and Jay Z
BUT NICE 08/11
This Oscar nominated leading man may be easy on the eyes, but were not sure how easy he is on the nose. He doesnt wear deodorant, but admits that he does take a lot of showers- in the morning and then at night, and even after him work out. That is three a day. However, sources tell us he doesnt wash he then puts back on his dirty cloths, so it doesnt make MUCH difference! PHEW! Bradley Cooper
LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
This B list celebrity/reality star has a new show lined up which is why she needed to arrange for a sappy reunion with her husband. She is also hoping to get pregnant by her boyfriend and then tell the world she and her husband are having a baby. She is beyond messed up at this point. Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchison
LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
This former A list celebrity has probably dropped to B as her act and look has waned in popularity over the past few years, but her prices have not dropped. One very rich suitor dropped six figures to have her perform for him in public and then in private with his wife while he watched. Dita Von Teese
LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
This permanent A list singer/musician got wasted as per his norm and decided he couldn't drive home. Good for him. He also didn't want to wander around looking for the woman he brought to the party so he found another woman in about two minutes to go home with him in the car that came to pick him up. Billy Joel
LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
This Victoria's Secret model with A+ name recognition has a PhD in math. She used her mother's maiden name while she was going to school. Apparently her dissertation is a must read among academics and there are not even any pictures in it. Lyndsey Scott
LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who makes her living in other ways now even though she is probably doing her best acting while doing it has her attorneys arguing in federal tax court that she is broke. She might not have much money in bank accounts but that is because she is getting paid in Bitcoins by her wealthy friends. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 08/12 **#6**
This former A+ list singer turned part-time actress turned singer turned reality star once tried to convince this former A list singer/songwriter that her child was his from an affair they had together. The singer/songwriter coughed up about $250K before asking for a paternity test. It was not his child but the two have made up and are hooking up again.
LAWYER 08/12 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actress/model is now a C list celebrity and that is being generous. Very generous. The only money she makes is from her former A list ex. Alimony. She is so broke financially that she is selling her two lone items from the wardrobe she kept from her very hit show. I don't think she ever thought she would split from her husband or that her popularity would end. Donna DErrico "Baywatch"/Nikki Sixx (files for bankruptcy)
LAWYER 08/12 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actress seems so mild mannered and normal in her movie franchise in which she is usually fourth billed depending on guest stars. The franchise looks dead, but she is desperate for work so would probably do any version even if it didn't have the regular stars. Anyway, one thing that does interest her is painting. Using her own blood for part of it because she says it is more honest than paint. Jordana Brewster "Fast & Furious"
LAWYER 08/12 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show who has a new show about to air told this married B list celebrity/host/former actor that this time when they saw each other she wasn't going to sleep with him. An hour later they were having sex.
LAWYER 08/12 **#10**
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network sitcom has failed at her most recent attempts at network television. She is back for another shot and is making the network angry because she keeps doing product endorsements from the set that conflict with advertisers they have lined up for the show. Our actress told the network to give her a raise and she will stop. She is such a pain. Why does anyone hire her?
Actress: Debra Messing
Current TV show: "The Mysteries of Laura"
Long running TV show: "Will & Grace"
Failed attempts: "The Starter Wife"; "Smash"
Debras Life Transforming Products
LAWYER 08/12 **#11**
This actor used to be almost A list. Acting family. Some truly memorable movie roles. He starred in a couple of the biggest movies of all time. His wife is cheating on him and doing so openly but our actor is stuck. If he divorces her he is probably going to jail. So, our actor has quietly been placing ads searching for women from certain countries who would be willing to marry very quickly. His idea is to meet his new bride in her country, divorce his old wife while there and then marry his new wife. He wants to also try and do this while filming it all for a documentary he thinks could be a big seller. I really think he needs to think this all through, but he won't so he will probably end up in some jail in a far away country instead of living the fairly cushy life he does now. Randy Quaid (his wife is a "prima facie Canadian citizen" and he would be forced to face prosecution if deported back to USA)
LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie action actor introduced his very young wife to some members of the press in his home country. When the press asked what happened to his first wife of many years the actor responded that he didn't have any other wife and that the press must be mistaken. Umm.
LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly television actor who starred on two very long running network hits saw his daughter recently who looks amazing and has had issues with an eating disorder. Before he even hugged her he told her she needed to lose a few more pounds. His daughter started crying. Kelsey Grammer (Greer); David Hasselhoff (Hayley)
LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
This B list celebrity/show host had to miss two days filming the hit franchise on which she appears. A procedure she had performed by her plastic surgeon went wrong and she was unable to move her mouth for several days. Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"
LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
This married almost A list reality star from multiple reality shows won't do any filming in public for her show because she is trying to keep it a secret (failing miserably) and doesn't want people to think she even likes her husband which is what people would think if they were out in the street being filmed together. Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett "Kendra on Top"
LAWYER 08/13 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly television actress who is still A list after almost two decades on television has barred the actor father of their child from seeing their child without supervision. Apparently his booze addiction is so bad that he needs to drink almost constantly and she doesn't think it is a good environment for the child. Courteney Cox/David Arquette
LAWYER 08/13 **#6**
The wife of this B+ list mostly television actor on a hit cable show yelled at her husband's co-star at dinner a couple of nights ago for cheating on his wife. Big scene. After yelling, the wife walked out and her husband had no choice but to follow leaving the co-star alone at the table with people looking.
B+ list actor: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Co-star: Breckin Meyer
Show: "Franklin & Bash"
LAWYER 08/13 **#7**
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress was on a hit network show for a nice long run and a foreign comedy that did really well here in the US. The married mom was hammered at a party in the past few weeks and the next thing you know she was having sex with a guy hired to be eye candy at the event and the cabana doors were wide open. Rachel Griffiths "Brothers and Sisters"/"Muriel's Wedding"; Jane Leeves "Fraiser"/"The Benny Hill Show"
LAWYER 08/13 **#8**
The makeup artist that our married A+ list mostly movie actor is hooking up with while on set almost got fired after she was seen with her arms around the actor outside of the confines of his trailer. With all the cameras around the set looking for photos, this could have been really bad for the actor right now. Ben Affleck "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
LAWYER 08/13 **#9**
At a party this weekend, this C- list mostly television actor got kicked out of a big event because he called this A list mostly movie actor gay. Everyone knows he is, but at this event, you don't say that. His B- list mostly movie actress date was quickly paired off with someone else. It was strange. John Travolta "Church Of Scientology Celebrity Centre by attending it's 45th anniversary gala"
LAWYER 08/13 **#10**
This producer of this hit pay cable show says he is the father of the baby of one of the actresses on the show, but it is really the baby of the A list star of the show from a fling he had when he says he was taking a break from his actress significant other. She would probably say otherwise.
LAWYER 08/13 **#11**
This actor is involved in lots of side businesses. One of the reasons he is always looking for new investments is not just to make money, but also to hide money. Our actor is A list. I keep hoping for the day he drops down to D list or even lower but somehow he keeps hanging around. Our actor makes a great deal of money from acting and everything about that is above board and faithfully reported to the appropriate agencies. Not so above board are the massage parlors that our actor owns with two other partners that he met when he was in Asia doing a commercial several years ago. The owner of the company that our actor was working for loved our actor's work. Yeah, well people probably loved Paris Hilton in her movies too. The two started talking about the massage parlors the man ran in other parts of the country and wanted to do the same thing in Los Angeles. Our actor, who at the time was always looking for some fun on the side and a place to have that fun agreed to join in and along with one other partner who is the owner on all the paperwork, the three have opened about 50 different massage parlors around the LA area. It always makes me shake my head when our actor starts talking about human trafficking when I'm sure he has more than a few women in his establishments that probably were trafficked. Ashton Kutcher
The stars of this film recently attended their premiere. Each was accompanied by a significant other or a family member or a publicist. Except for this one actress. She brought THREE bodyguards with her. WTH? Girl, youre just walking the red carpet and you arent even one of the top four stars of the film! Do you know how many security guards the four real stars of the film brought with them (two of whom are Academy Award winners)? None! Your costars may just roll their eyes at your antics, but we are going to tell you straight up: You are not doing yourself any favors by giving off airs and playing the diva every time you walk outside. Katie Holmes "The Giver"
LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
This hanging on to A list singer has had a lot of financial issues in the past and evidently are still occurring because the legend hosted an event this week and demanded she be paid in cash before she walked the red carpet. Oh, and she wanted the cash in a brand new purse that cost about half her fee. The organizers paid because they had already publicized her appearance. Gladys Knight "Hollywood Bowl"; Dionne Warwick "San Jose global ambassador of goodwill"
LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor is probably down to an A- now. He still gets the leads but they are smaller films. He has been in this space before over the past few months and has now left his wife for the foreign born mostly movie actress he was cheating with on the set of the film he just finished shooting. Ewan McGregor/Carly Steel "Mortdecai"
LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
This A list mogul/reality star has always had lots of women that he rotates but for the past month has dwindled that number down to just one and it is not what some would call his significant other. He has even given up hookers for the past month.
A list: Simon Cowell
Significant other: Lauren Silverman
New one: Chloe-Jasmine Whichello
LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
The husband of this former A+ list singer (part of a group) turned reality star ran up a $25K tab with an escort agency that our former A+ lister was forced to pay so the news would not be made public. That should have been an interesting conversation she had with her husband. Mel Brown "Scary Spice"
LAWYER 08/14 **#5**
This Glee actor lost his virginity when his father took him to a hotel lobby and introduced him to three women and told him to take his pick.
LAWYER 08/14 **#6**
This B+ list mostly movie actress hired three private detectives to follow her B+ list mostly movie comic actor boyfriend to find out who exactly he is cheating on her with. So far the number is four women. Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis
LAWYER 08/14 **#7**
This A list reality star from an A list reality show doesn't know how to share. When a man offered our star some coke she gladly accepted and then took the coke from the guy and began walking around the beach nightclub with it. When the man followed her she went into the women's restroom and did it all before coming back out and giving the man the empty vial and saying thanks. Hey, at least she said thanks. Khloé Kardashian "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
LAWYER 08/14 **#8**
This B+ list mostly television actor who goes from network show to network show is telling friends and co-workers on the set of his new show that his marriage to this A list celebrity singer is over. Apparently she has made it clear she wants to move on. Josh Duhamel/Fergie
LAWYER 08/14 **#9**
This Real Housewife is keeping the money she earns, in a separate account away from her husband because she doesn't trust him. He has taken all of her money before and knows he will do it again. Not Teresa. Not anyone in NYC or Beverly Hills. Cynthia Bailey "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
LAWYER 08/14 **#10**
This female talk show host refuses to have this former A list television actress/current A list mostly movie actress on her show because she feels like the actress is backstabbing her during her dealings with the talk show host's significant other. Ellen/Jennifer Aniston
LAWYER 08/14 **#11**
Want to know some dirt about this celebrity family? This C list celebrity offspring is loving the new attention that has come her way recently. She has also been selling dirt to the tabloids about her siblings and was the source for lots of stories about her mom. In fact, no one is safe from her spilling dirt about anyone she knows or has come into contact with. If one of her siblings dates someone famous, she is willing to spill what she knows. It may also be why no one in her family even speaks to her any longer and she searches for new ways to catapult herself into big fame. She is tired of being in the shadows and sees herself as an A lister without actually having to do any work. No acting for her. Sure, if someone wants to give her a role she will take it but she is not going to audition. She likes the idea of reality television though and being the name that is first off the lips of people when they talk about her and her family. Tallulah Willis
ITEM 08/14 **#1**
It should have been a tiny blip of a story, the kind that comes and goes in 24 hours. However, this celebritys parent just could not let it go. The media was attacking their most promising future cash cow! So the parent hired some big guns to try to bully the other person, and leaked it to the press. They actually thought that if she made the story bigger, that the public would side with the family. Whoops! Big mistake! Now the child looks even WORSE and do you know who the family is blaming? Not the child whose actions caused the problem in the first place. No, they are blaming the PARENT for their mishandling of the aftermath! Three meetings and over twenty phone calls later, everyone in the family is now FURIOUS at the parent for making the child look even worse than the initial incident did and they are each threatening to fire the parent if the situation isnt fixed immediately! However, the smartest thing the parent could do at this point is to do nothing and allow the story to die. The part that we find funniest is that the family is so genuinely shocked shocked! that their bully tactics backfired on them. Heres a little lesson for them: when you come from a position of celebrity and privilege and try to stomp all over a little person, the public doesnt cheer for you. They hate you more.
Future Cash Cow: Kendall Jenner
Parent: Kris Jenner (sent "cease and desist" letter)
Story: Dined and Dashed
ITEM 08/14 **#2**
Kim Kardashian complained about no-show wedding guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live. "We had this long table that everyone was eating at on the wedding and instead of having place cards we engraved everyones name in this marble table. So we was explaining to everyone that we engraved their names because everyone is engraved in our hearts and everyone thats there was so special to us The worst was like someone cancelling last minute and not telling us and theres like their names engraved." "Who was it?" "I dont want to out anyone. Someone did. We tried to put white paint and like cover the name and " "And it didnt work." "No." Kim frequently mixes singular and plural indicators (as you can see in the above transcription), so it is unclear whether she was talking about one or more guests. About whom do you think she was speaking? Beyoncé and Jay-Z
LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
It is a never a good idea to hookup with this former A+ list singer if you want to keep things quiet. The singer, who is now B+ but still with A list name recognition hooked up recently with this married B list celebrity/former and current reality star while her celebrity husband was out of town. John Mayer/Nicole Richie/Joel Madden
LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
This former A- list mostly television actress who had one hit show on an almost network and now seems to wander from project to project while making sure she gets her photo taken by paps several times a week was confronted by actual fans earlier this week but our actress refused to sign any photos that included photos of any of her co-stars from that popular show. Considering how hammered she was you probably couldn't make out her scrawl anyway. Rose McGowan "Charmed"
LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
This B+ list actor has appeared in some huge box office hits, at least two great television shows and a soap. That is quite the acting resume. He also has an interesting way to show you he likes you or are doing a good job for him. At a party he went up to a PR person doing some work for him and licked her on her neck in front of a crowd of people. Considering they had barely spoken before that, it was awkward. Michael B Jordan
LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
I never thought this actor would cheat on his wife, but he is. He is a B list mostly television actor with A+ list face recognition. Some really big movies and television shows although his last attempt bombed dramatically. Jerry O'Connell
LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
This foreign born A list model who seems to be in the news all the time had a very well connected family member call in some favors in the publishing world to block some photos of the model snorting coke off the body of a naked woman. Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
After giving his boyfriend multiple chances, this A list celebrity/talk show host/host has finally had enough after the boyfriend was spotted making out with two separate guys one night and going home with one while our A lister was out of town. Anderson Cooper
LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
This former A list tweener has a new movie starting next week and has spent the past few days with a sober companion to try and get the actor sober to shoot. The actor cannot mess up this chance because everyone is looking at him. Zac Efron "We Are Your Friends"
LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actress has not been seen in a few weeks after coming down with some type of tropical disease that made her drop even more weight from her skeletal frame. Apparently there was initial concern that she might have picked up Ebola but she tested negative. Angelina Jolie
LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
KINDNESS: This A list model and part-time actress is known for her breasts more than her goodwill, but the model recently donated $100K to a homeless mission in the town where her celebrity boyfriend lives. Apparently she has also purchased 20-30 homes in the city she wants to renovate and give away to needy families. Kate Upton/Justin Verlander (Detroit)
LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
This actress is B list. Really pretty. Gorgeous even. She has made her own name despite being a celebrity offspring. Some very famous boyfriends. Back in the day when our actress was in her early teens she was traveling with some members of her family at the same time this foreign born B- list celebrity/singer/wannabe mogul also from a famous family was traveling with members of his family. Apparently our foreign born B lister got some drugs from one of his family members and slipped them into the drink of our actress. She had been drinking with the guy all night but was resisting his advances. He decided that she was going to say yes so slipped the drug into her drink. She says that she woke up a few hours later to find him getting dressed in the back of a van and said thanks before he walked out the door. She was almost naked and only had her bra on. She told the family members she was traveling with what happened but they wouldn't let her report anything to the police and instead took care of the situation by confronting the family of the rapist and then having them bring the rapist to them where they beat him pretty severely. No one in the family or the victim or her rapist ever talk about that night.
Liza Minnelli isn't the only celebrity offspring to pay money under the table to prevent her mother (Judy Garland)'s FBI files to be leaked because of Judy's ties to far-left political groups. The non-famous offspring of a recently deceased actress are contemplating on doing the same thing or blocking the release because their mother's files contain similar info. Lauren Bacall
While casting one of lead roles in one of the biggest movies of all time, this very famous Director asked some of the actresses to service him orally. Some refused. Some complied. He taped the encounters of those who complied. One of those who did comply was eventually chosen as the lead. The Director got a kick out of showing the tape to other men in Hollywood over the next several years. Several years later, Our Actress got married to another celebrity. The Director invited the Husband over one day under the pretense of showing him "the directors cut" of one of his films. Instead, he showed him the video of his wife, The Actress, servicing the Director! The Husband was furious! However, instead of going to war with the Director, he blamed the Actress. They divorced soon afterward. If you have ever wondered why their marriage only lasted a short time, this is the reason why.
LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee stole film footage shot by his assistant (for a film his assistant is making) and is now claiming it's his original work for his upcoming film.... James Franco
LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
This B- list celebrity would be unknown if not for her previous relationship. She sure does have the worst luck when it comes to guys cheating on her. Her latest boyfriend spent more time having sex with one night stands than time spent with our celebrity. Considering how long they went out, that is a lot of one night stands. Karrueche Tran (Brandon Jennings) (Chris Brown)
LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
This B list celebrity offspring of an A+ list political family has been on a rampage recently, firing people close to the throne so to speak. The people the offspring fired were questioning the offspring's decisions. The problem is some of the people fired have a lot of explosive secrets. Chelsea Clinton
LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
I don't know what his wife thinks of his new look, but the girlfriend of this chef who is more interested in television than cooking has been telling our chef how to dress and how to keep his hair and he is following along like a little kid. How long will his wife put up with all the cheating is the question. This new one seems serious. Gordon Ramsay/Sarah Symonds (new look)
LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
His photos for public consumption might say one thing, but this A list actor has both feet out the door from his husband. Our actor is enjoying his time away from home and has different hookups almost every night. Neil Patrick Harris
LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This former A list reality star hopes to be A list again when her new season starts airing. She is playing the victim card beautifully despite being the more frequent cheater in the relationship. She is just much more careful and only picks men who have more to lose than her if the fling went public. Kendra Wilkinson
LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
This Teen Mom thinks she is so famous that stores will be passing out free engagement rings right and left to her in exchange for publicity. So far she has struck out everywhere she has asked and is going to have to break down and buy herself a ring and say that her guy did. He can't even afford a fake one. She might go fake if she wants flashy. Her bank account is lower than it has been since the show started. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
This twice former A list talk show host really wants a solo show, but she is willing to settle for being a duo for now. Meanwhile she is trying to sabotage everything she can behind the scenes to make sure there are only two hosts and no more. Rosie ODonnell "The View"
LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
This alcoholic former B+ list mostly television actor turned A list movie actor to B- list only because we all know his name actor was missing one night last week and his girlfriend called all over before finding the actor passed out drunk in front of the garage door of his house.
LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
This B+ list USA actor who you actually heard of before his current show is shacking up with his niece. He thinks it is fine because she is not blood related. She is barely legal and it has been going on for almost six months. He introduces her as his girlfriend but sometimes she lets it slip they are related. Daniel Sunjata "Graceland"
LAWYER 08/17 **#1**
This almost A+ list mostly movie actress should watch out for her very unemployed significant other. He has been name dropping her while trying to finance what he says will be a movie starring his significant other. What he is really doing is making it look like he has a job while spending the money of other people which he calls production costs. Kate Winslet/Ned Rocknroll
LAWYER 08/17 **#2**
A book proposal from a madam is making the rounds and its big selling point is thirty pages or so describing the exploits of this married foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and used to be A list. Catherine Zeta-Jones
LAWYER 08/17 **#3**
This A list talk show host thinks she is well above her husband at this point in her career and would love to leave him for someone she considers her equal. Her big problem is that he has so much dirt on her from their exploits to get her ahead back in the day that she won't ever get out of the marriage without writing a massive check. Wendy Williams; Kelly Ripa
LAWYER 08/17 **#4**
This pair of singers with one of the biggest songs of the year had a big falling out recently when the lesser known of the pair hooked up with the celebrity boyfriend of the more well known half of the duo. Charli XCX & Iggy Azalea (boyfriend: Nick Young) "Fancy"
LAWYER 08/17 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is starting to lose it a little bit. Not only was her almost entry back into television halted because of her behavior but her much anticipated film project which would get her off the B- list and back to A is in danger. One of the more erratic behaviors the actress has is that she goes to confession four or five times a day at different churches around NYC. Meg Ryan (television: "How I Met Your Dad") (movie: "Ithaca")
LAWYER 08/17 **#6**
This B list celebrity who may have peaked at A list has had some television specials and is definitely A list in his corner of the entertainment world. He says the first time he hooked up with this now married former model/former A list reality star who tries to stay famous by hitting red carpets tried to charge him for sex. He refused and their public romance lasted a really short time because she kept wanting to be paid like she had been in her long term former relationship. Criss Angel/Holly Madison
LAWYER 08/17 **#7**
For all the support this A- list mostly movie actress gives this A list director and their past relationship, she has never let him be alone with her kids. Diane Keaton (daughter 16 and son 10)/Woody Allen
LAWYER 08/17 **#8**
This permanent A list singer is getting up there in age and had planned to leave all her money and future royalties to charity but after a recent health scare that left her vulnerable her husband managed to get her to leave everything to him. Dolly Parton (surgery to address reflux disease)
LAWYER 08/17 **#9**
This rocker is a permanent A lister. He is pretty old and he is married but said he would be on the lookout for a model type to replace his wife if he could get it up any longer, but since he can't, he will just stick with her. Keith Richards (Patti Hansen)
LAWYER 08/17 **#10**
This long troubled country singer from the everyone is a celebrity in the family developed her own strain of pot which has three letters. An alliteration of the three initials of her real name. Destiny Hope Cyrus (Miley)
LAWYER 08/18 **#1**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: This B- list actor on a Disney Channel show had to be talked out of wearing a woman's dress to the awards. He did leave on all his makeup though.
LAWYER 08/18 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress just turned 18. When she was a child actress her parents didn't let her appear in anything even remotely sexy and approved every project in which she appeared. As a result her career never really went anywhere. As soon as she turned 18 the work came so fast and quickly that she doesn't even have enough time for all the roles she was offered because she is willing to do anything in her roles now and is fast becoming someone who will be approaching A list by the end of next year. Sammi Hanratty
LAWYER 08/18 **#3**
This former A list reality star who appeared in multiple reality shows and had some really high profile relationships is having big financial problems. She tried to borrow money from her suddenly rich ex, but he said no. So, she turned to option 2 which is blackmailing another former ex with videos she took of him shooting heroin and having sex with a woman who was passed out cold.
LAWYER 08/18 **#4**
This B- list celebrity sibling who is on a reality show and has a former A list sibling is under investigation because she is one of the names provided by Apollo Nida in his plea deal.
LAWYER 08/18 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor who has A++ name list recognition has not spoken to this former A list singer who will probably always be a permanent B lister for several years because the B lister intervened when the A lister was hitting a woman. The A lister said it was not the B lister's business. Charlie Sheen/Paula Abdul
LAWYER 08/18 **#6**
This B+ list singer is openly gay. What he doesn't want you to know or any of the men he has sex with is that he insists on no protection if you want to be with him. Every guy always thinks they are the first to have unprotected sex with him. Adam Lambert; Sam Smith; Frank Ocean
LAWYER 08/18 **#7**
This foreign born A+ list singer finally decided to take a break from shadowing her celebrity significant other and it took him two days to hook up with someone. She had been traveling everywhere with him because he kept cheating on her. Shakira/Gerard Piqué
LAWYER 08/18 **#8**
This recently married B- list reality star from multiple reality shows on the same cable network wants to do Playboy but first is trying to laser off the tattoo below her bikini line of one of her B list celebrity exes who is married.
LAWYER 08/18 **#9**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is going to have to pay a fortune in child support but he found a girlfriend and wants to divorce his wife. He would love for her to get caught doing something wrong so she doesn't find out about his college junior girlfriend. Matthew McConaughey; Matt Damon; Ben Affleck; Mark Wahlberg
LAWYER 08/18 **#10**
This A list talk show host/former actress has never officially come out, but she is secretly married to another woman. Queen Latifah
LAWYER 08/18 **#11**
This actor is the definitive B lister. He has been around forever and comes from an acting family. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee and for decades was content to sit in the closet and pick up the occasional man for a year long fling or whenever the mood hit him. In his family there is no coming out. The family for the most part knows he is gay. Shortly after he hit his peak professionally, his family started pressuring him to have a family. To find a woman and have a family. Apparently the pressure was intense and the family threatened him with barring access to funds which allows our actor to produce movies. So, the actor buckled and in short order married and at his family's insistence also had children. The crazy thing is his wife thinks the actor is straight. The family never mentions it and the actor is so paranoid about everything in his life that he would never tell her. He still sees men, but confines it to when he is on set or on location somewhere and his wife is totally oblivious. Considering they have had sex only a couple of times in the past decade should give her a clue but he convinced her he has some kind of medical problem.
GOSSIP 08/18 **#1**
This famous and good-looking singer has dated several hot celebrity women and has even been married once or twice. However, while he hasnt dated a woman in several years, he has been keeping busy. What has he been doing? Well, he was caught giving head to his own bodyguard in the bathroom of an Atlanta bar/restaurant a couple of months ago. Usher (Brandy Norwood; Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas; Naomi Campbell; Pamela Anderson; Monica Arnold)
GOSSIP 08/18 **#2**
Prior to a fashion shoot, this celebritys team called and told the stylists that the celeb would need clothing in a "zero or two" (which are standard sample sizes). Just to be safe, the stylists pulled wardrobe in sizes 0, 2, and 4. Well, the celeb showed up, and NOTHING fit! Not a single piece! Rather than panic or dash out to procure an entirely new wardrobe, the photographer asked her if she would be comfortable wearing nothing but underwear. Our celeb may be delusional about her size but fortunately for all she is always amenable to taking her clothes off! They had her pose in bras, panties and corsets and then Photoshopped the heck out of the final pics. Mariah Carey
GOSSIP 08/18 **#3**
The latest entry in this successful film franchise opened within the past month. One of the cast members who is a real knockout is new to the series. Although the male cast members are very competitive with each other, we hope that they havent been fighting over who gets to score with her. She has genital herpes.
Film : "Expendables 3"
Cast Member: Ronda Rousey (first and current UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion, as well as the last Strikeforce Women's Bantamweight Champion)
MIRROR (U.K.) 08/18
Which celebrity bribes her new boyfriend with jewelry in return for sex? Weird but true!
BUT NICE ROB 08/18
A recent survey found that couples who sleep in the buff had happier relationships, more sex and stronger bonds, but THIS celebrity sexy couple is having none of it they sleep in separate bedrooms! "He is one of the sexiest men in the world but cannot sleep without his pajama. While she wears a granny nightie every night," a housekeeper source tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB. "You would think these two are naked all the time. They both have amazing bodies." So why do they sleep in separate bed? "She has terrible sleeping habits. She snores, she eats in bed, she steals the covers and he cannot take it anymore." Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively; Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan Tatum; Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel; Adam Levine/Behati Prinsloo; Chris Hemsworth/Elsa Pataky
LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
This former A list singer turned reality star turned singer who can't get a break but still has B list name recognition has been spending time at home while her celebrity husband goes out everyday "training" but is really hooking up with a woman barely out of her teens. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
While the bartender wasn't looking, this B list celebrity momager to a boozy actress/escort walked off with three bottles of $500 champagne. The momager likes to tell the world she is now sober, but was so drunk she actually dropped and broke a fourth bottle and kept right on stumbling away with the other three. Dina Lohan
LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor and his son have been partying their brains out the past week and that partying has included sharing the affections of four female friends that the son found at a party and brought home to dad the first night of their stay. I presume that money changed hands, but no one knows for sure. Apparently the dad reeks of cigarette smoke and sweat and didn't shower for the week. Jack and Ray Nicholson
LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
Thank goodness this celebrity/reality star/new mom stopped breast feeding because her kid looked like they were having issues because of mom's massive drug use over the past few weeks. She must have received a new check from the show and blew it all at once. Jenelle Evans "Teen Mom"
LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
A little coke and a little money and the next thing you know, this former A list Housewife not named Danielle Staub is having a threesome with a C list celebrity and his girlfriend.
LAWYER 08/19 **#6**
Well this A+ list celebrity always cheated on his A list actress wife and did so sometimes with this model/fashionista so I'm not sure why she got so upset that our A+ lister cheated on her with an actress. It is what he does. I just don't understand his type. For the most part, every single hookup and relationship has always involved the exact same look. Blonde with see through bones. Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow/Alexa Chung/Jennifer Lawrence
LAWYER 08/19 **#7**
This B list celebrity/host has had a rough year with her celebrity husband cheating on her constantly. She started self-medicating again and recently attempted suicide which is why she is now getting some in patient treatment. Elizabeth Vargas/Marc Cohn
LAWYER 08/19 **#8**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress kept getting guys to buy her huge bottles of booze over the weekend. She picked up a woman and our actress would make out and do other things with the woman every time the guys bought bottles. Beats the superhero parade and sparklers the bar does when someone usually buys an expensive bottle. Michelle Rodriquez
LAWYER 08/19 **#9**
This B list mostly television actress who is having trouble finding work since her last network show went off the air introduced a guy to her best friend who is a married B list celebrity with A+ name recognition. Now the guy and the married celebrity are hooking up and the actress has no idea. Eva Longria/Victoria Beckham
LAWYER 08/19 **#10**
So, let me get this straight. This foreign born A list mostly movie actor cheated on his actress wife numerous times. He got a woman he was seeing pregnant while still married and she might even be pregnant again but he is hooking up with another woman, all while still married to the actress. Antonio Banderas/Melanie Griffith
LAWYER 08/19 **#11**
There is an actress who is beloved by many. She is A list to those who, like me, love her, but in reality is probably a B+ lister. There is a complicated situation going on in her love life. Very complicated. She has been seeing an actor on and off. He treats her poorly but she is crazy about him and drops everything when he calls and rushes to his side. So, our actress doesn't want him to find out about the guy she sees all the time when not at the back and call of our actor. The other guy is in the business but not in front of the camera. The other guy also has an on again off again girlfriend who has a very jealous streak and has been known to get in the face of women who go after her boyfriend. She still thinks of him as a boyfriend. So, when our almost A lister goes out with the regular guy there can be no photographic evidence to get either of them in trouble. This has been put to the test a couple of times and recently our actress had to tell several of her friends to remove or crop out regular guy from some photos posted online. She then had to explain the situation to her friends which always leaves everyone scratching their heads. Just date publicly already. How bad could the reveal be? The thing is our actress still has that actor in her head as the one which is ridiculous because he spends six months a year having sex with porn stars half a world away.
Actress: Anna Kendrick
Actor: Alfie Allen (Theon Greyjoy in "Game of Thrones" his character having "sex" with porn stars hired for the series)
Other guy: cinematographer Ben Richardson ("Beasts of the Southern Wild" "The Fault in Our Stars")
LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
This A+ list "singer" was seated all alone at a table eating with five bodyguards facing outward while the singer ate in silence. She didn't have a phone or anything to read. She just stared into the backs of her bodyguards with a vacant look in her eyes. She never spoke a word to any servers or any fans. No one approached her. Apparently she looked really sad. Britney Spears
LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
This blind item favorite who used to be an A list mostly television actress before becoming a star of direct to On Demand movies has no money for drugs so has been having sex for drugs. She is a mess and is even worse off than Lindsay was at her worst. Plus our blind item favorite can't charge as much as Lindsay. Mischa Barton
LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
It must have been awkward when this married former A+ list celebrity turned B list reality star turned creepy dude was in line with his wife and his wife ran into a well known male porn star actor who then started talking about the two scenes they had shot together. Yeah, she kind of forgot to tell her husband she shot porn before. Hulk Hogan/Jennifer McDaniel
LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
Just when you thought this hanging on to A list mostly movie actor couldn't get more strange, he does. His actress girlfriend tells friends that the couple never has sex any longer because the actor never takes his clothes off. Ever. He sleeps in his clothes and footwear and above the covers. He says it is so he can be ready. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth
LAWYER 08/20 **#5**
This former B list mostly movie actor from a huge franchise not named Twilight is out of money and can't get acting work but refuses to get a regular job because he thinks it is an embarrassment. His character is one of the stars of the franchise. So, he has his girlfriend working two jobs to support them while he smokes pot all day and waits for calls from his agent which never come. Hayden Christiansen "Star Wars"/Rachel Bilson "Hart of Dixie" and Magnum Ice Cream Commercial
LAWYER 08/20 **#6**
About the only time this one hit wonder overweight former reality star rapper is dressed in men's clothing is when he is on stage. He even stars in a drag show and sings his hit song and still no one recognizes him or they pretend not to. He is also gay, but he is never going to come out of that closet. Biz Markie
LAWYER 08/20 **#7**
This former A+ list mostly movie comic actor who got his start on television and had a disastrous recent return to television has spent the past month in rehab for addiction to pills and booze. This marks his fifth trip to rehab in the past decade. Martin Lawrence
LAWYER 08/20 **#8**
This foreign born still A list mostly movie actor who is older and is an Academy Award winner/nominee had his name come up in the underage sex scandal in the UK. Although he will not be charged with anything it was discovered his household staff is rarely paid and work really long hours and several have fake work visas. Sean Connery; Jeremy Irons; Michael Caine
LAWYER 08/20 **#9**
This long time actress who used to be A+ list in television, and starred in some great movies too is suffering from Alzheimers and a planned tribute for her had to be canceled because she is just not well enough to attend. Mary Tyler Moore
LAWYER 08/20 **#10**
This actor was probably the most popular actor on television for a decade. Now he is a B+ list mostly movie actor who is just as vile as he has always been. At a restaurant this week a waiter apologized for forgetting to bring some sweetener for the actor's coffee. The actor then yelled out after the retreating waiter, "Just like I'm going to forget your tip." The people with him were mortified. One of them later left the waiter a really nice tip because the actor did stiff the waiter on a $800 meal. Kiefer Sutherland "24"; Ray Ramona "Everybody Loves Ray"; Zach Braff "Scrubs"; Tim Allen "Home Improvement"
LAWYER 08/20 **#11**
This married couple is A list. They might actually be A+ list if you are of a certain age. Academy Award nominations/wins everywhere you look. They definitely have not been getting along lately, but this blind is not about their own personal drama, but the drama surrounding one of their offspring who is hooked on meth. The couple have sent the offspring to rehab. They have tried sober companions and counseling. They have spent six figures to try and keep this one offspring sober. They have failed and the offspring is still hooked on meth and using more than ever. The couple finally cut the offspring off financially, but actually gave the offspring notice they were going to do so. They provided two months notice so they could get sober or have the time to get a job and save up for a place. Instead of doing anything proactively, the offspring kept right on with meth and reached out to friends to try and find a free place to live. It has been 19 days since they were cutoff and the offspring has spent at least a couple of nights sleeping on the street because no one wants meth smoked in their homes so have kicked the offspring out. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson/Chet Hanks (Im loving that he is sober now and everyone is getting along so well) (marriage problems)
This pop singer has millions of female admirers and is quite the heartthrob now. However, what they dont know about his childhood might surprise them. When he was much younger, he once attended a slumber party. His friends discovered that he still wore diapers at night because he had a problem with bed wetting. He was ten years old at the time. Now, any time he even thinks about getting a little too big for his britches, his old friends remind him of that embarrassing event.
LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress who has a new movie opening in the next couple of weeks and has dated some high profile guys that never stick around for long says her mom is always setting her up with other women because she is convinced her daughter is gay. Rosario Dawson "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For" (dated Jay-Z, Joshua Jackson, Colin Farrell, Jason Lewis, Gerard Butler, Danny Boyle)
LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress has now dropped to B-. She still has some name recognition, but is forced to do mostly television which did include one cable hit. Earlier this week she was at an outdoor market and passed out drunk slumped against one of the stalls. A friend with her managed to get her up and help her stagger to a cab. Beverly D'Angelo "Entourage"
LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
This infamous reality couple from a hit cable reality show that doesn't exist any longer except in spin offs split when he started hooking up with her best friend. "Jersey Shore" Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola
LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
KINDNESS: This former tween actress who never quite recovered from her first movie role was at the airport the other day with her young child. A woman who barely spoke English was asking people how to get to a certain terminal. Most people were ignoring her or giving her answers she didn't understand. The woman started crying and our actress stepped in and even though she was carrying her child, our actress walked the woman to the terminal which took about twenty minutes and then walked all the way back to her own terminal. Elizabeth Berkley "Showgirls"
LAWYER 08/21 **#5**
This former B list indie darling who was the indie it girl was in tears after a meeting with her agent last week when she wanted to know why she couldn't make some money promoting products by getting her photo taken with them and the agent told her it is because no one knows who she is any longer. Sad. Parker Posey
LAWYER 08/21 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress on a hit network show that is a spin off from the original spent 20 minutes locked in the bathroom of a party at an apartment with the B list mostly movie actress who spends way too much time in the tabloids for how little she actually does movie wise. The two emerged holding hands before separating. Apparently people pretended not to notice the noises emanating from the bathroom.
LAWYER 08/21 **#7**
This Real Housewife celebrated her soon to be divorce by getting some new breasts which is something her cheating husband said he never wanted her to do. Oh, look for the divorce announcement to come with the news that all the property is divided. Ramona Singer "Real Housewives of New York City"
LAWYER 08/21 **#8**
This A list reality star who used to be a really bad B list television actress starves herself on a regular basis and has for years. Now, some company is paying her to be skinny. They are going to say she uses their product to stay skinny. She loves it because now she has an answer when people ask if she ever eats. I smell lawsuits a plenty. Tori Spelling
LAWYER 08/21 **#9**
I can't wait until the day this C+ list celebrity with the very unusual name finds out her A list reality star "best friend" slept with the boyfriend of the C+ lister a couple of years ago while she was deciding who her next victim was going to be. So, yes, she stabbed her friend in the back and it is going to come out.
C+ list celebrity: Blac Chyna
A list "best friend": Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 08/21 **#10**
In honor of the 278 hours of Simpsons viewing in front of many of us, I thought I would throw out a few about the cast and guest stars of the show.
#1 - This voice on the show got divorced because their heterosexual partner confessed to a same sex relationship. Hank Azaria/Helen Hunt
#2 - The first time this A list mostly television actor was a guest, and he has been on frequently, he had sex with a woman, not his wife at the time in the recording studio. Kelsey Grammer (probably Howard Stern Show)
#3- This actress with a unique voice and look will never get married to anyone because she doesn't want to share her Simpsons millions. She has never actually been on the show though. Jennifer Tilly was married to Sam Simon, developer and producer of "The Simpsons"
To the outsider, they dont seem to have much in common. The internet doesnt seem to understand their relationship. But its serious, lasting a lot longer than people thought it would. How have they prevailed? Love, sure. And also oxycontin. Theyre both addicted to oxy and often spend days at home, wrapped up in each other, doing oxy, back to her old habits. But hes been partying for a long time, somehow he manages to make the bare minimum at work. So when they hooked up, she just kinda fell into that lifestyle. Its not like she has to worry about money. And its not like she has the kind of job where anyones waiting on her to show up either. Shes already a boss as it is and then there will always be a mirror to hold her up.
Her: Mary Kate Olsen (mirror: twin Ashley)
Him: Olivier Sarkozy
LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
This married female celebrity chef and television personality just can't stop hanging out with guys who are not her husband. Our chef was at a club earlier this week and after flirting with a guy for 30 minutes and exchanging numbers they walked out separately, but got into the same car. I guess she could have been giving him a ride home, but her hands all over his body earlier in the evening would indicate some other activity. Giada De Laurentiis
LAWYER 08/22 **2**
When this married foreign born A- list mostly movie actor struck out with this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who has been giving a lot of interviews in the past week he moved his attention to this actress who is about half his age and having trouble finding work now that her show in which she starred has been canceled. He ended up getting lucky with the actress before heading home to his wife.
LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
Look for this former A list reality star from multiple reality shows on multiple networks and cable channels to give the network whatever they want for her new show because she has already committed the money she thought was a sure thing for another season to another business she runs. Nicole Richie
LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This former A list singer who is still a B+ list singer sent over a really expensive bottle of champagne to his A list ex. The two then met in the corner of a garden at the restaurant where they were both eating and then again briefly on a couch where her companions pretended not to listen. Hey at least someone will get some songs out of this. Taylor Swift/John Mayer (A part of me though thinks this is where the feud really escalated with Katy Perry and then it would not be quite so boring)
LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
This foreign born A list model has been sued this week because one of her conquests says she got herpes from the model. Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
This A+ list "singer" had to be convinced/threatened to go back on stage during a change in clothes the other night. The singer spent five minutes arguing and crying before reluctantly going back out. Britney Spears
LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
I'm beginning to think this B list singer/celebrity/reality star might not know her significant other had a vasectomy. Ruh oh. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian
LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
#1 - This married A- list mostly television actor on a hit network show tells his wife that one of his co-stars is sleeping with another good looking foreign born co-star on the show, but it is in fact, the married actor who is doing the hooking up. Not the first time he has cheated on his wife, but at least this one isn't a spectacular crazy frenzy like the last time. "Scandal" Tony Goldwyn/Nazanin Boniadi (last time: Kerry Washington)
#2 - Kindness - This B- list mostly television actress who somehow managed to move from one show to another managed to squeeze $250K out of some very reluctant business people to construct a house for exploited sex workers in an Asian country so they have a place to stay when they leave the sex industry. If they went back home, they would just be sold again. AnnaLynne McCord
#3 - After a pregnancy scare, this A list mostly television actor from a cable show that made him filthy rich makes his significant other take a birth control pill in front of him every day. He doesn't want any more kids but she wants several. Charlie Sheen/PROBABLY: Brett Rossi (she now says the pregnancy scare was actually a forced abortion and that he beat her when she told him she was pregnant)
#4- This dadager with A list name recognition is booking plane tickets for his business and paying one amount and charging the company he works for almost double while pocketing the difference. He says it is good business. More likely he will be sued or charged with fraud and go to jail. Joe Simpson
X 08/22 **#1**
Which Hollywood mogul shrugged off his doctor's warnings that he'd be dead in a year if he doesn't lay off the coke, food and booze? Harvey Weinstein
X 08/22 **#2**
Which closeted former Disney tweener/boybander was overheard talking to some of his friends at a gay bar about the time he had sex with this current network reality star who wants to be as popular as his sibling. Joe Jonas/Frankie Grande (Ariannas brother) "Big Brother"
X 08/22 **#3**
What A/B-list singer, former reality star and current rock frontman says the worst sex he had was with this bisexual former A-list actor, now at a struggling B/C-list, whom he appeared with in a play once? He said it felt like the scene in Return of the Jedi where Princess Leia is chained to Jabba the Hutt. Adam Lambert/Val Kilmer "The Ten Commandments: The Musical"
Which highly irritating Brit celeb has a pretty modern approach to healthcare? For months shell cane the drugs (coke and adderall) to keep her weight down, then schedule some Harley St. time to keep the addiction under control. Lily Allen
Which American TV guy is tipping off the paparazzi to let them know when he is going to be out with his "girlfriend"? Were not sure why he is doing a major heterosexual push right now. Maybe its just a regular event. After all, he did the same thing with another "girlfriend" a couple of years ago. However, we do know that all the photos of him with beautiful women and the interviews about how hes looking to settle down with the right woman and have babies with her are really starting to get on his boyfriends nerves. You didnt really think he was straight, did you?
TV Guy: Ryan Seacrest
Girlfriend: Shayna Taylor
Ex-Girlfriend: Julianne Hough
LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor who has his movie career back on track after some rough starts when his franchise ended is losing the battle with sobriety. On a transatlantic flight recently the actor had ten drinks and a bottle of wine and kept pawing at the flight attendants. The last hour of the flight he finally passed out, but had to be helped off the plane by an airline representative. Daniel Radcliffe
LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
This foreign born A list model turned actress at least for one big summer role has been talking about the celebrity who everyone thought was still her boyfriend. He might be, but she says that he is bisexual and that he had originally planned on having kids with a long time male partner, but they split. She also says he is fanatical about removing body hair and oils himself down several times each day. Irina Shayk "Hercules"/Cristiano Ronaldo (used surrogate for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr.)
LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
This almost A list mostly movie actor who goes through phases of A listerdom is now single and sober and dating the best friend of his daughter who he started hooking up with when he was still drinking and picked his daughter up for dinner one night at her school. Josh Brolin (has a daughter Eden 20)
LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
Just because you are in a couple of made for tv movies doesn't mean you are the biggest star on the planet or that people will want to see you naked. It hasn't stopped this washed up has been who got lucky the past couple of years from trying to get in Playboy though. Tara Reid "Sharknado" movies (she was in January/February 2010 issue, but wants in again)
LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
This B list everything made it part of her deal with the network that she gets first shot at being The Bachelorette unless she finds someone between now and then. She won't though because she doesn't want to pass up the exposure and the paycheck and she has faked for money before. Julianne Hough 4th judge on "Dancing With The Stars"
LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
The appearances have dried up for this west coast Real Housewife because organizers are afraid of her drunken behavior and what will happen if she comes. They definitely don't want to pay her. As a result she is having a tough time making a living like she used to. Taylor Armstrong "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
This A list reality host is tired of answering questions about a two week relationship. She says that he got what he wanted and then dumped her and he opened his mouth about it so now she always has to answer questions and feels stupid all the time while he has moved on to other women. Padma Lakshmi/Richard Gere
LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
This one night hookup of this B list actor says he played songs by his A list singer ex the whole time the couple was having sex. The hookup said it was obvious that he was getting back at the singer for something but wouldn't open up about it. Apparently people still think the actor and singer are a couple. Taylor Kinney/Lady Gaga
LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
While the world thinks she is dating rappers and other rappers while alternating between other rappers, this A+ list singer is actually dating very quietly a married record executive who doesn't even like rap. Rihanna (Drake and Chris Brown)
LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
This A- list tv talk show host has been trying to hook up with this former A list tweener. The former tweener keeps turning the host down though because he is too old and doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. Andy Cohen "Watch What Happens Live"/Zac Efron
LAWYER 08/24 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress with the strange name who has had some hits and a big miss just a short time ago is having trouble finding high paying work. Enter a gay couple who are big fans of the actress. The two men have offered the actress mid six figures to be their surrogate. She is seriously considering accepting it not just for the money but also for the publicity.
LAWYER 08/24 **#2**
This openly gay B list reality host hooked up with an escort when he was doing some press for the new season of his show and quickly brought him home to live with him. Apparently the escort is addicted to drugs which is probably not the home situation our B lister needs right now and this will bring some extra tension to what is already going on in his life. David Tutera (he and ex-partner Ryan Jurica split twins born to a surrogate)
LAWYER 08/24 **#3**
This A list mostly television actor called it relieving the pressure. I'm not sure his A list mostly movie actress significant other would call it the same thing and it sounds like he is up to his old cheating ways again. Ashton Kutcher/Mila Kunis
LAWYER 08/24 **#4**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress is in desperate straits. She wants her record released and is missing half her tracks at this point. She has offered this A++ list rapper whatever he wants to help her but this is a really bad time for him to be seen with her but he is calling in a favor to someone who also sold his soul to him who could use a music boost after the crushing defeat of his other career.
B+ singer/part-time actress: Rita Ora
A++ rapper: Jay-Z (marriage problems with Beyoncé)
Sold his soul: Kanye West
Other career: clothing lines
Favor: Borrowed millions from Jay-Z
LAWYER 08/24 **#5**
This still underage B list mostly television actress who is on multiple shows just had a miscarriage after getting pregnant from her mid 30's boyfriend. She still hadn't told her family she was pregnant.
LAWYER 08/24 **#6**
Gone is the wife who spent six figures a month shopping, but this A list mostly television actor who will probably always have A+ list name recognition has a daughter who is getting close to spending that much. Considering dad barely works at this point, she should cut back, but he is not telling her to stop. She is literally spending 4-5 hours daily shopping. Kelsey Grammer (the good news is he now has a new show)
LAWYER 08/24 **#7**
This B list actress who alternates between television and movies and has an Academy Award nomination/win and comes from an acting family has finally smartened up and dumped her cheating, money grubbing do nothing husband.
LAWYER 08/24 **#8**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor is still great looking but does not work as much as he used to. He and this B list almost television actress who is on the cover of everything lately have been hooking up but he is afraid to go public because he thinks his fans will judge. Hugh Grant/Laverne Cox (openly transgender) "Orange Is the New Black"
LAWYER 08/24 **#9**
Pre-Emmy Party: This B list actress from the same show as the actress from #8 showed off some new breasts up close and personal to the female bartender who was pouring our actress the stiff drinks. This is going to cause drama at home with the actress who has already gone through three other girlfriends in the past year because she can't stop cheating. Taryn Manning "Orange Is the New Black"
LAWYER 08/24 **#10**
The reunion of this B list reality couple from an A list network reality show lasted about one day. He actually didn't cheat on his former girlfriend for about 48 hours which might be a record. Of course as soon as he got home he did though and she stormed out. She has the worst luck with guys, but also picks the wrong guys and is not always in relationships for the right reasons. Karina Smirnoff/Maksim Chmerkovskiy "Dancing With the Stars"
LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
Noticeably absent from the pre-Emmy parties is this former B list mostly television actress who would normally be everywhere because of the hit cable show on which she previously starred. A long trip to rehab has her scared to go anywhere though and it is 50/50 if she will show at the Emmy Awards tonight.
LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
This southeast Real Housewife is nearly bankrupt because her husband spent all her money or has her money tied up as collateral for his loans that have all gone bad. She had no idea about most of them. Cynthia and Peter Bailey "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
LAWYER 08/25 **#3**
VMA AWARDS: This B- list celebrity from a very famous family was asked to leave after walking the red carpet because she was wasted out of her mind and security didn't want any trouble from her during the telecast. Solange Knowles
LAWYER 08/25 **#4**
This Disney Channel star who is second billed on a show on the network and is still way under age was shaming her friends into trying coke at a party over the weekend. They declined while our tweener did several lines.
LAWYER 08/25 **#5**
At a party this weekend this OITNB star who was on a long running show a few years ago spent all night dodging the advances of this B list mostly movie actor who has been flirting with television the past year. The actor, who used to be with an A+ list mostly movie actress would not leave the OITNB actress alone and at one point parked himself in front of the women's restroom to wait for her.
"Orange Is the New Black" star: Laura Prepon
Long running show: "That '70s Show"
B list actor: Billy Bob Thornton "Fargo"
A+ list actress: Angelina Jolie
LAWYER 08/25 **#6**
This former B list tweener who starred in two big shows for this tweener network is trying her best to not get sued for walking away from her new canceled show. Apparently the network wants to make her pay. My guess is she will end up being forced to do some other show for the network at a reduced rate to make amends. Jennette McCurdy (Nickelodeon) "iCarly" and "Sam & Cat"
LAWYER 08/25 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress who looks great has been on network television for what seems like two decades straight on one network show after the other was wearing her wedding ring at a party this weekend but whispered to a few people that her long time husband had moved out several months ago and is living with some unknown actress in her early 20's.
LAWYER 08/25 **#8**
The people of this A list mostly television actress are in full scramble mode because her husband has been a no show at every event our actress turned up at this weekend but are begging him to show up to the Emmy Awards because they don't want every question to the actress to be about her husband and where he is. Kerry Washington "Scandal"
LAWYER 08/25 **#9**
This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star with the A+ best friend is desperate to get a second season of her show. She is holding off announcing her divorce until she finds out whether it is being renewed. If it isn't renewed then the announcement will just be a Kneepads cover. Leah Remini (best friend Jennifer Lopez)
LAWYER 08/25 **#10**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has had his chances this summer in movies and not done well after his stellar television role left his wife at the front door of a party and didn't talk to her again until he found her when he was ready to leave. He just ignored her. It was really depressing to witness.
LAWYER 08/25 **#11**
#1 - This married soon to be again A list mostly television actress was having an affair with a guy on her show so he was fired because his boss was jealous. Katherine Heigl "State of Affairs"
#2 - This B+ list mostly television actress threw a tantrum at her agent's office last week when she found out she wasn't getting her own tickets to the Emmy Awards even though she is a star of a network show. She is having to attend as a +1 of her movie/tv actor husband.
#3- This A list mostly television actress on a hit network show is about to get slammed with a wave of bad publicity. Her new boyfriend's ex is going to be in the tabloids calling the actress a homewrecker. Our actress has never had bad publicity. Zooey Deschanel/Producer Jacob Pechenik
GOSSIP 08/25 **#1**
One of the male artists at the 2014 VMAs sang live. He is an accomplished and experienced artist, but singing live without a backup track is always a risky move. One member of the audience a hot but younger female singer later remarked, "Holy shit! Did you hear X? What a fuck up! Every note was off! If that was me Id be embarrassed to show my face [at the after parties]! Remind me never to work with him! Career over!"
Male Singer: Usher
Female Singer: Ariana Grande or Miley Cyrus
GOSSIP 08/25 **#2**
He does not want you to know about his rampant infidelity because his image depends on you believing that he is a nice guy. Well, that persona is an act. He is actually a nasty piece of work. While he may not be talking about his wife directly to the media, he is the one directing his friends and family to do so on his behalf. Yes, all of those insult and allegations are coming from him! It doesnt matter to him if they are true or not! He has always hated the imbalance of power in his marriage and he just really wants to hurt her right now until she gives in and gives him the money and gives him a divorce. So, this week, he will be calling her a fat, crazy, mentally unstable, unfit mother through other people of course. He is just getting started. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey
GOSSIP 08/25 **#3**
Heres a cautionary tale for all you big-spending pop stars who think that the party will last forever. This pop singer used to be a teen heartthrob. He owned a huge house and half a dozen high-end cars. His albums went platinum, and he used to date all the hottest young female stars. It didnt last. He spent too much and indulged in too many substances. He is cleaning up his act now, but he is struggling. However, he still wants you to think that he is successful. For example, he tells people he lives in Beverly Hills but he is actually renting a tiny $1700/month one-bedroom apartment in a non-affluent section of Los Angeles. He now drives a Ford Focus but rents a Mercedes for the day if he is going to an event where he thinks people might see him pulling up. Aaron Carter
GOSSIP 08/25 **#4**
This male rapper asked this young female singer at a VMA after party if she would do something for him. He asked her to lie down on a table and allow him to snort coke off of her torso. He fully expected her to decline. To everyones great surprise, she agreed! We dont know if this was the end of their interaction for night, but these two make for a very unlikely pair!
Male rapper: Big Sean
Female singer: Ariana Grande
LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
EMMY AWARDS: This A list mostly television actor on a hit network show was busted cheating on his wife two days ago by one of his Emmy nominated co-stars and he is trying to get her to not tell his wife. It made for a very awkward situation during the show. Chris Noth (Julianna Margulies or Christine Baranski) "The Good Wife"
LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actress who is also an offspring is pregnant. Her boyfriend was set to break up with her until she told him she was pregnant. The two are trying to get along but there have been some really crazy fights and arguments in the past week. Emma Roberts/Evan Peter
LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
EMMY AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show was talking smack about her co-stars and was grateful they had not been nominated because it would go to their head and they would want more lines and be an even bigger headache then they already are. One of her co-stars who was there was spotted by the actress and said, "Oh, but not you, you are great." Lena Dunham ("Girls")
LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
EMMY AWARDS: This A list mostly television actress on a hit cable show who was an Emmy nominee/winner was hammered last night and was telling stories at a party. The best story she told took place while she was married and she began having an affair with this celebrity, who at the time was one of the best known celebrities in the world and A++ in his corner of the entertainment world. She said they had sex within 20 minutes after reading together for a part in the backseat of her car in the parking garage of a building and for the first year they were together never had sex outside of her car. Jessica Lange (Paco Grande)/Mikhail Baryshnikov
LAWYER 08/26 **#5**
EMMY AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show wants to be a lead and not just an ensemble player. She already dumped her boyfriend because he didn't get the huge role he was up for and last night she was all over this co-creator of a long running hit network show who has a new show he is planning. When he said he was involved with another actress, our B lister who is about half his age told him that he would never have better if he went out with her. The guy declined. She kept coming back all night. It was embarrassing.
LAWYER 08/26 **#6**
EMMY AWARDS KINDNESS: This B list mostly television actress who is more known for her husky voice, great curves and some really funny roles in a few great movies was really tipsy when she made her way into an after party. Three women were standing outside trying to take photos of celebrities and were really disappointed that one didn't stop to take photos. Our actress grabbed them and said they could get a much better photo inside. When a security guard tried to stop them, our actress name dropped the head of the network that was holding the party and said the women were his nieces. She got them in. Jennifer Coolidge
LAWYER 08/26 **#7**
EMMY AWARDS: This actress is C list. I am being really generous with that, but in about two months when her new network show hits the air she will be B+. She is one of the leads on the sitcom and last night at a party she was literally the best thing about the night because she kept running up to A listers and would try and act cool but inevitably start gushing about them and ask to take a photo and she was ear to ear smile all night. Next year after her show has been on the air for a season, it will be interesting to see how she has changed. Kelen Coleman (unfortunately her show "The McCarthys" didnt even make it one season)
LAWYER 08/26 **#8**
EMMY AWARDS: These two Academy Award winners who are both still A list, although one is not working as an actress as much were at the same party, and both entered at the same time and both entered without shoes and both were within two feet of each other and neither of them said a word to the other. You could feel the hatred coming from both of them and apparently it has been simmering for two decades when they used to compete for parts and the one who is much more high on the name recognition list said lots of nasty things about the other to make sure the lesser known never got the good parts.
LAWYER 08/26 **#9**
EMMY AWARDS: This married actress is A- list and gets that for longevity in television even though she is not that old. She has been on multiple long running network shows and almost network shows and some of the biggest shows in history. For the first time anyone can remember she brought her long long time girlfriend to an event this weekend for the Emmy Awards and wasn't even that discreet about it.
LAWYER 08/26 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actress with the great accent and multiple network shows in her past pointed out four of her teeth that were fake because her ex-husband had knocked them out during a drunken fight. She said she didn't call the police because she didn't want her child to have to experience the whole thing or read about it later. She just left the house with her child and got divorced. Parminder Nagra
LAWYER 08/26 **#11**
EMMY AWARDS: In one of the least classy moves of the night, the date of this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said, "Excuse me," and reached under her very short, very tight dress and pulled out her phone. Apparently it didn't fit in her clutch which was in one hand and she had a drink in the other so had her phone inside her panties. Yep. The actor is old enough to be her grandfather. Jon Voight
LAWYER 08/26 **#12**
This A list mostly television actor for at least one more year before he starts being a B list mostly movie actor refused to fly with his girlfriend to LA for the Emmy Awards because she makes it harder for him to hit on women. Harder, but not impossible. Jon Hamm ("Mad Men" ending) and Jennifer Westfeldt
LAWYER 08/26 **#13**
He doesn't know that he is not the one who got his wife pregnant. Sure, they never really had much sex before she got pregnant, and yes, she always made him wear condoms, and the reason is simple. His wife, an A list mostly movie actress is pregnant, but she used the sperm of her last boyfriend. She really wanted to marry him and have his babies and thought she could be one of the biggest stars in the world, especially if they were a couple. Our actress has a little stalker in her and a little crazy and when you combine that with her drinking issues, she is a piece of work. The previous boyfriend is an actor and has no idea that our actress managed to save some of his sperm. This was something she planned the entire time they were dating just in case he did leave her or if he stayed, if he didn't want a baby. The husband doesn't look dramatically different from the actor but he is going to be in for a world of shock if the couple ever get divorced and he tries to get child support from the actress. Zoe Saldana (Marco Perego)/Bradley Cooper
GOSSIP 08/26 **#1**
This actress did not win an acting award at last nights Emmy Awards. However, she was happy that a more famous actress didnt win either! No, they werent in the same category. However, that didnt keep Our Actress from later critiquing More Famous Actress "performance" during the telecast of the awards show. "Oh my god! Why did they have to show only HER clip [and not the clips from the other nominated performances]? It just confirms her belief that she is the most important person in the room! And did you see her reaction? All those ridiculous, over-the-top gestures!" At this point Our Actress did a fairly good impression of More Famous Actress. "She is totally unbearable. And did you hear her presentation? That award wasnt even ABOUT her yet she managed to make it COMPLETELY about her! Me me me me me me ME!" In case you though it was a lone opinion, it wasnt. Several other actors and industry types laughed, rolled their eyes, and nodded along in agreement while she spoke.
Our Actress: Kristin Wiig
The More Famous Actress: Julia Roberts
GOSSIP 08/26 **#2**
One major celebrity had a minor hissy fit at the prospect of sitting next to a seat filler at a recent awards show. Briefly, when an audience member at a major awards show leaves their seat to use the bathroom or to present an award, an attractive "seat filler" will be assigned to occupy that seat so that the audience still looks full. Although they are not always paid, seat fillers go through a screening process as if they are employees of the venue, and provide their own formal wear, hair and makeup so that they blend in with the celebrity-filled audience. Well, Celebrity 1 who is a major star absolutely REFUSED to let a seat filler occupy the seat next to her when her companion had to leave for a brief period of time! She was rude about it, too. She pointed at the poor girl and told a producer that there was no way that she was going to have some random fan sit next to her (Yes, although there were hundreds of stars there, Celebrity 1 assumed that the seat filler was a fan of hers)! So while the embarrassed seat filler stood there, the audience coordinators shuffled people around and pulled Celebrity 2 from another row to sit next to Celebrity 1 for a short period of time. The ironic thing? Celebrity 1 and Celebrity 2 dont even like each other! However, during that brief seating shuffle, the two sat together in one of the front rows and pretended to be BFFS, all just so that Celebrity 1 wouldnt have to be subjected to sitting next to a random.
Awards Show: VMAs
First Celebrity: Taylor Swift (companion: Demi Lovato)
Second Celebrity: Jordin Sparks
AND SASS 08/26
This celebrity has many documented incidents of her crazy. She's pulled stunts publicly to get attention, but most of the really diabolical stuff happens behind closed doors. Last year, life was shaky and she pulled a huge stunt to keep her husband close when he was ready to bounce. He hung in because he had a lot to lose back then, but now he's ready to walk away. She acts like she's ready to let him go, but this isn't a person that let's anything go. The last time she got dumped, she ended up in restraints in the back of an ambulance. At least back then she still had her voice. Her husband kept telling her to go in different directions to save her career, but she refused to listen. Her music has bombed, and she's in denial about who her audience is. That audience that once adored her is now 25 years older and doesn't want to listen to her 'taste' so to speak. Meanwhile the husband is getting most of the accolades, and it drives her crazy, because if not for her, he would have been nowhere...exactly where he started. So wait for the 'My Personal Crisis' headlines to start emerging any day now. She's ready to get the public on her side in a big way and is going to go for the gold. She's even hired an acting coach to rehearse the lines and is studying up on the topic she's going with so it's believable. Just know when you read the headlines, it's 110% fabricated. It'll be as real as Beyonce's pregnancy. Not Mariah Carey.
BUT NICE ROB 08/26
Naked Vine star invented pranking his friends by dropping a towel, but now the craze has been adopted by one young singing star, who thinks it is hilarious to flash his privates to all his friends. The troubled young singer, who has not been doing much recently, has surprised at least 4 of his friends with this new stunt. He has been working out at the gym and is clearly proud of his hot body, however, his people are worried that someone might get a picture of the small singers talent! WINK! Justin Bieber
LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actor is going to drop to C soon if he can't find another television or movie hit. The actor, who is still really good looking and living off one great rom com movie he made almost a decade ago was hammered the other night at an event and trying to convince the woman he was with that when she caught him making out with another woman at the same event that it was just a friendly thing. Josh Lucas "Sweet Home Alabama"
LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress who was A list back in the day until people got tired of the one note performances (Hello Sofia Vergara) was certainly drawing attention to herself the other night when she was flashing guys at a very public event. Rosie Perez
LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
This jerk of a mogul and sometime reality star was at an event this week with his wife and and cut her off every time she tried to speak and told her to just sit there and look pretty. Donald Trump
LAWYER 08/27 **#4**
This A list host/anchor/reality star was the recipient of an intervention by her family. They said she needed to go to rehab, and not for drugs or booze. Giuliana Rancic (eating disorder)
LAWYER 08/27 **#5**
"What the fuck did you do to your face?" This Emmy winner/nominee the other night when she saw her lesser known co-star of their hit pay cable show. Lena Headey/Natalie Dormer "Game of Thrones"
LAWYER 08/27 **#6**
Nothing says I love you to your wife and mother of your kids more than spending thousands of bucks on lap dances before finding the perfect stripper to take back to your hotel room. Well, maybe this former A+ list celebrity who still has A+++ list name recognition didn't say that, but he did do all that with strippers this week. Michael Jordan/Yvette Prieto (identical twin girls)
LAWYER 08/27 **#7**
For once a breakup in Hollywood was not about cheating. Apparently this A list mostly television actor on a hit network show was dumped by his girlfriend because of his drinking and erratic behavior when he would drink. Apparently he is not a nice guy when drunk. Johnny Galecki "Big Bang Theory"/Kelli Garner
LAWYER 08/27 **#8**
This B- list mostly television actress from a critically loved cable show was crying the other night when her boyfriend dumped her at a party and left with someone else he said was more fun. Now she knows how his ex-wife felt.
LAWYER 08/27 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actress has not been saying nice things about her A list actor husband while she has been at work this week. Nothing nice at all. And she has been very loud about it too. Jenna Dewan ("Witches of East End")/Channing Tatum (now that her show was canceled, she can go back to B-/C+)
LAWYER 08/27 **#10**
Look for a quick trip to the South of France from this A++ list rapper minus his wife. I wonder if they will get shots of him with this A+ list singer. There will definitely be an Instagram blackout on her end. Jay-Z/Rihanna
LAWYER 08/27 **#11**
This is not long, but it is jaw dropping so thought I would put it here. According to this foreign born B-/C+ list mostly movie actress she had a conversation with this A+ list mostly movie actor and he told her that he and this organization have parted ways.
Margot Robbie/Will Smith (while filming "Focus")
Emily Blunt/Tom Cruise (while filming "Edge of Tomorrow")
GOSSIP 08/27 **#1**
She wants a big acting career. She has been acting for years and is very well known but she still cant open a film. In the past few years, her only films that have broken the $50 million mark are those where she plays second fiddle to the animation or to other stars. The offers arent pouring in, either. Successful actors her age have half a dozen projects in production or in development. Jennifer Lawrence has ten. Our actress? One. And that one is dormant. So she must be spending her time working towards this big-time acting career, right? Spending her days going on auditions writing her own screenplays or taking acting classes to work on her craft? Nope! She is just shopping and vacationing and partying and dating that guy again. Why? Well, according to her friends, "As long her name and photo are in the headlines on a regular basis, she thinks she is successful. Being with [him] or hanging around with [other celebrities] guarantees that she gets noticed. It doesnt mean that she really cares about them. She just goes back [to them] as often as she needs to to stay in the headlines. The fame is everything to her. She thinks shell book jobs just because of it." Is this really the best path to a successful acting career? Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
GOSSIP 08/27 **#2**
Her significant other did not accompany this television actress to The Emmy Awards. However, others were jumping to conclusions much too quickly about what that meant. He actually did have another professional commitment that day. However, that excuse doesnt necessarily mean that all is well with their relationship! They are not close as a couple. We hear that they spend "Maybe four to six days a month together" and that they "have totally separate bedrooms and bathrooms." When they are together, "Its more like they are polite strangers than a fairly new couple." So how long will this relationship last? "They are each very respectful of the other persons career, so dont expect any decisions [as far as staying together or separating is concerned] until the end of the season." No, we dont know whose season. Kerry Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha
AND SASS 08/27
There are a lot of pregnancies in Hollywood right now. Tis the season for good press? Or is there a need for some band-aid babies? One couple in particular I'm hearing has a bun in the oven and the whispering going on about it is in a frenzied state through emails and over drinks. The big shocker? Many are saying it's not his. They have been in a major crisis in their marriage and have come very close to divorcing for years now. He is secretly questioning if its his based on their relationship lately. Let me tell you that if what I'm hearing is true? Wigs will be blown back all over at who the father really is. I don't think they will reveal who he is, but I think a divorce could be in the near future for this couple if all this information is true. Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds (I can't say who the suspected daddy is, yet! P.S. ALLEGEDLY!)
LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
This married B+ list mostly television actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee from a really good show loves to talk about her marriage but her husband has two women on the side that he juggles while maintaining the happy facade of the couple's marriage. Katherine Heigl/Josh Kelley
LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
This former A list singer was out this week and was on some pills, but was keeping it under control. Sad to see her slip. Anyway, this is not about that. At one point during the night she walked up to a guy who was sitting with his wife and another couple and started screaming at him for dumping her and that he was an awful human being and just went on and on. The guy was a tourist from Europe and barely spoke English and when the singer realized her mistake walked away. So, you would think it would stop there, but 20 minutes later she started yelling at another guy the exact same thing. Courtney Love
LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
This couple had cheating issues on both sides. When the two briefly got back together they agreed to break up if either was going to cheat. The A+ list mostly movie actress was really surprised though when her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend came to her just a month after they had been dating again and said that he was going to inevitably have sex with this A- list mostly movie actress when they started filming together and so they should break up so he could start having sex with her right then instead of waiting. Apparently the A+ lister was crushed.
A+ list actress: Jennifer Lawrence
B+ list actor: Nicholas Hoult
A- list actress: Kristen Stewart
LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actor who was on a show for a very long time until his ego told him he could be a big star elsewhere is apparently already causing drama for this A list network reality show because two of the female regulars on the show have already complained how handsy he is and want nothing to do with him. Harry Hamlin ("L.A. Law")/Lisa Rinna "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
LAWYER 08/28 **#5**
One couple that will never make it to the aisle is this B- list mostly television actress from a hit network show that has seen better days and her boyfriend. She told a couple of her friends that she is getting married out of obligation and doesn't want to be "that" person, whatever that means. Heather Morris "Glee"
LAWYER 08/28 **#6**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor left his baby mama at home so he could have fun with the co-star he had not seen since they finished filming. And by having fun, they hooked up at her place which is different from the hotels they used while filming. Ryan Gosling (Eva Mendes) someone from "Untitled Terrence Malick Project"
LAWYER 08/28 **#7**
The best friend of this former A list tweener and now B- list movie actress has a secret. She makes her living by reporting every move her best friend makes to her on again off again boyfriend. She has also had sex with him a few times to make even more cash. Selena Gomez (Justin Bieber)/Charity Baroni, Samantha Droke or Ashley Cook
LAWYER 08/28 **#8**
This married A list singer/part-time reality star has always cheated on his wife but apparently he is head over heels in love with this lingerie model a celebrity friend introduced him to. Blake Shelton (Miranda Lambert)/Adam Levine (celebrity friend)
LAWYER 08/28 **#9**
This new sitcom is a mess. The A list mostly television actor needs rehab again and the entire set is chaos. The show might get pulled before it even airs. Matthew Perry "The Odd Couple"
LAWYER 08/28 **#10**
This B list celebrity who is known more for his family rather than anything he has done for others had to pay some big bucks recently after he was groping bartenders at a West Hollywood club. The attention was not wanted, especially coming from the sweaty old guy name dropping every five seconds. Our B lister paid out about $5K in tips among the three bartenders to make them happy. Joe Simpson (Jessica and Ashlees father)
LAWYER 08/28 **#11**
KINDNESS: It has been a busy week for this A+ list mostly movie actress. She was just going to get a quick little blind about one act of kindness she performed this week but then had to go ahead and perform another act of kindness so she gets the big blind. Our actress has been A+ list for almost two decades which is crazy. She still makes a ton of movies and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Scandal has never really touched her from her own doing, but there has been scandal close to her. The first act of kindness was that she foot the bill for two new buses for the school where her child attends. The school was going to have multiple fundraisers and asked our actress if she could donate something to one of the fundraisers. Instead, she just wrote a nice big check for the entire amount. Then, later this week she was going to dinner at a fancy celeb place and there was a military guy in uniform with his wife and they were celebrating their one year anniversary. Apparently the guy didn't realize he was going to need a reservation and when our actress came in he was talking to the host and trying to work something out. The man was interrupted by the host when he saw our actress and then totally ignored the soldier and his problem. When our actress said she could wait, the host waved her off and said he was happy to help our actress first. Our actress then told the host that she would give up her table to the couple and come back another time. Immediately the host said it wouldn't be necessary because he just happened to have an extra table and he could seat them both. Our actress also bought dinner for the couple and even took some selfies with them but wouldn't let the host in the photos. Sandra Bullock
GOSSIP 08/28 **#1**
Actress Ellen Pompeo is usually all sweet and perky on her Twitter feed. So when she posted a jab about the behavior of "some people" on the set of Greys Anatomy, it seemed as if she is looking to call people out. Is there friction with one or more of her costars? To whom is she referring? Patrick Dempsey
GOSSIP 08/28 **#2**
This television talk show recently had multiple celebrities on set on the same day. One of them walked up to another to introduce herself. Celeb A: "Hi, Im [Celeb A]." Celeb B: "Weve met before." Celeb A suddenly realized who she was talking to, and pretended she was just joking. But she really did NOT recognize Celeb B. New hairstyle? Bad makeup? Nope. Plastic surgery! We hear that Celeb B is not exactly thrilled with the result, either, but is pretending everything is fine in public.
Chelsea Handlers show finale
Celeb A: everyone
Celeb B: Gwen Stefani
AND SASS 08/28
This C-list couple, only C-list because they keep a low profile, made up of a C-list mostly television actress, famous for an iconic movie role in the 90s, and a B-list musician are smart enough to keep their drama out of the tabloids and most people don't even know their names even though they both are constantly working. It's a case of, 'oh THAT guy!' Nobody really has anything bad to say about them, really. The husband screws around while he's on tour, and the wife enjoys a little fun of her own. Mostly drugs and partying, which you would never believe given her 'squeaky clean' image. So what's the big deal? The husband screws around with men while he's on tour on the down low. He's even had an affair with the A-list musician he toured with not too long ago. The wife had no idea until the A-lister's completely insane B-list wife showed her proof of the tryst. Proof the B-lister is hanging over her A-list husband's head if he decides to finally leave her. The other wife is panicked over this, because she and her husband have built a nice little empire, and she doesn't want a scandal. The crazy B-lister could take all four of them down with this evidence, and she's doing everything she can to dig up some dirt on her to shut her up. Lots of skeletons in that one's closet. When you see her check into rehab, you'll know the other wife got the upper hand and the proof has been destroyed.
C-list television actress:
Insane B-list wife:
LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
This married foreign born mostly movie actor would probably be A list if he did more press here or got papped more frequently. He is a really good actor who also happens to have been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Anyway, the guy is supposedly squeaky enough that he has never made a ripple in the tabloids or even been in this space before. That changes though now because while he was away from his wife promoting his latest movie he stayed at a hotel and arranged for a massage. Nothing wrong with that but he didn't want a massage from a hotel staffer. Nope. He wanted one from someone who was more willing to do perform sexual favors. He gave the concierge $500 just to make all the calls and the masseuse got $1000 for her efforts. Pierce Brosnan (promoting "November Man"); James MacAvoy (promoting "The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby: Them")
LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
Another foreign born mostly movie actor in this blind. He is slightly higher on the list than the actor in #1 simply because of name recognition. His long suffering wife finally kicked out our actor after reports got back to her that he was at an after party this week and had sex with a woman on a balcony that could be seen by other guests if they went looking and apparently a few did.
LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
You know how when a woman asks a guy if she looks fat that the guy is supposed to say no? Well, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with the very guarded private life asked that question of her boyfriend yesterday at lunch and he said yes. He also said her dress was not doing her any favors and then he went on for a good minute telling her all the ways she looked fat and had been gaining weight and then couldn't understand why the actress started crying. Jessica Chastain Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo (Italian fashion executive)
LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
This B list celebrity who is an offspring is also a reality star and a sometime actress. She is also the biggest celebrity crack user that I have heard of. She basically smokes crack 24/7 and then crashes after a few days and then wakes up and starts the whole process again. No one says anything to her though about it because the offspring has so much money and anyone who should say anything wants some of the money. Bobbi Kristina Houston Brown
LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
There will be very little traveling for this A list mostly movie actor when he starts promoting his big new movie which also stars an A+ list mostly movie actor. The family of our barely hanging on to A list actor feels like he will kill himself or overdose if he leaves his home for any length of time. Shia LaBeouf/Brad Pitt/"Fury" (and Shia didnt really do any promoting of it at all)
LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
This A list singer (everywhere but in the US) says she has not had a real relationship in years. Since her last big relationship when her boyfriend cheated on her and humiliated her she says she doesn't trust men and that the few guys she has dated since have been mostly for show and even some of those guys also cheated on her so she gave up. Kyle Minoque/Olivier Martinez (broke up after she went into breast cancer remission and he was caught cheating with Michelle Rodriguez and model Sarai Givati)
LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor is finally catching on to the cheating ways of his B list actress girlfriend. She is getting an award, thankfully not for her acting, and our actor plans on skipping it. Amber Heard/Johnny Depp ("Spirit Of Elysium" awarded by The Art Of Elysium for her devoution to volunteer work)
LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
This A list mostly movie actor from an acting family fell head over heels for a college student. When she decided to go to Europe for the summer, our actor joined her and blew off seeing his kids after he had made plans to take care of them over the summer.
LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
This married former A list mostly television actor has his own show on cable but is probably B list at this point. He checked into a hotel last night and was telling a friend on the phone that his wife kicked him out after she found a condom in his wallet. Mark-Paul Gosselaar "Franklin & Bash"; Eric Dane "The Last Ship"
LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
KINDNESS: This A list singer who has a great name and a very hard partying reputation which probably contributed to the demise of his one huge high profile relationship was confronted by a homeless person the other day who was running out in the street and yelling at people walking down the street. Our singer started talking to the guy and got him to sit down on a bus bench and then talked to the guy for an hour before finally giving him a few hundred bucks and a ride to a mission. Kid Rock
LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
This A list director has not been in this spot for quite some time. Not that he has not done things to get here, but he is such a tool that I would get bored writing about him all the time. What brings him back to this space though is something that goes above and beyond. Apparently our director has a thing lately for college students. Not LA college students, but foreign ones. Because he is too lazy to actually go to a foreign country, he figured out a way to bring them to him. One of his assistants is married and has kids. He had the assistant sign up for an au pair service ostensibly for a woman to come watch his kids. In reality our director searches through the profiles and contacts the ones he finds interesting and if they meet his criteria which usually means willing to do anything no questions asked, his assistant hires them through the service and brings them over to LA. Instead of working for the assistant taking care of the kids, they end up living with the director for a few months until he gets tired of them and sends them home. Our director actually got busted doing this once with a different company when the au pair complained. Apparently our director wanted even more than the au pair was willing to do despite the "salary" the director pays them each month. The service barred the director from using them, but he just found another service to use. Michael Bay
ABOUT THE TEA 08/29
This reality TV celebrity is faking it for the cameras. Shocker! He hooked up with his current girlfriend for the sole purpose of getting cast on a hit reality show. He pretends to like her but in reality he cant stand her. The couple gives the impression theyve been together for some time but they only started dating one month prior to filming. Hes a male slut who sleeps with a string of model type women on the side. He owns a condo in another state and has another girlfriend living there that he visits frequently. Hes the richest person in the entire "Housewives" franchise. ENTIRE franchise. Hes heir to a billion-dollar empire. He really doesnt have to work but he puts on an act of being an unsuspecting blue-collar worker. He started his blue-collar job only because of the show. His family disapproves of him being on the show but he doesnt care. Acting is his dream and hes desperate for fame.
Real Housewife: Nicole Napolitan "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
Her Boyfriend: Bobby Ciasulli
AND SASS 08/29
This couple consists of an A-List Celebrity, who I LOVE, and who is in every aspect of entertainment: comedian, movies, tv....well, I don't think she sings. Married to her B-list partner who is only B-list by proxy. The B-lister's past struggles are very documented and out in the open with nothing but support from the A-Lister. They have been discussing starting a family and the B-Lister is very on-board with it. The problem is that the A-Lister knows that those struggles have come back in a very huge way and are being hid from her. She doesn't want to bring a baby into the mess now that she knows what's going on. The more she has found out, she sees that her spouses struggles have escalated to a point that they never were before. Rumors are coming out that are aggravating it even more and the A-Lister is doing everything she can to combat them to not make matters worse....as well as act like she doesn't know what's going on. She's waiting for the B-Lister to open up to her about it and it's not happening. Meanwhile she is doing everything she can to come up with excuse after excuse as to why they need to put off having a baby. I see a trip to rehab in the B-Lister's near future or I have a feeling their marriage is going to be just like what the gossip sites are saying: In Serious Trouble. Ellen DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi
LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
This B list actress has the talent to become an EGOT winner. Her problem is that she craves attention a lot and will do anything to get it, including faking relationships, injuries and diseases. Anything to get her an article or cover in a tabloid. She loves seeing her name in the headlines. Producers have caught on to her tricks and are really hesitant to cast her in anything. Kristin Chenoweth
LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
This B list celebrity/former model married to a B list entertainer would love nothing more than to get a divorce from her cheating husband but she is holding out because the pre-nup gives her nothing but a tiny amount for child support. She is trying to line up a reality show for herself before she ends the marriage. Oh, and there have been suggestions that she has cheated once or twice too, but with women. Amber Rose/Wiz Khalifa
LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
This former A list tweener was spotted getting very cozy with this other former B list tweener who is a singer/former reality star and loves to pretend he has had the same girlfriend for a year. Our two former tweeners were doing some serious making out and groping at a recent after party.
LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
The brother of this A+ list mostly movie actor wasn't shocked that his brother had slept with his girlfriend back in the day. It has happened before. The A+ lister's wife was though, especially when the timeline of when it happened got a little fuzzy in the A lister's mind. Donnie Wahlberg (Mark)/Jenny McCarthy
LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
This A list celebrity trainer was shunned at a party this past week. She was trying to fit in, but first of all looked ridiculous and like she was trying too hard, and second of all made a move on a guy with his girlfriend standing right there. Tracy Anderson "Republic Records Official VMA After Party Red Carpet"
LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
This A list singer who is a huge a-hole and will never be an A lister in my own mind despite the world turning a blind eye might have been the actual target of a threat last week. Apparently our A lister likes to run around telling everyone he is in the Illuminati. Whether it exists or not is one thing, but it is always associated with this A++ list rapper who hates the A lister and doesn't want people to think they hang out or that the A++ lister would have anything to do with the A lister. Apparently the A lister threatened the life of the A++ lister so the incident last week could have been a warning that got out of hand.
A list singer: Chris Brown (Suge Knight shooting)
A++ list rapper: Jay-Z
LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora said she was into only women and then later said she was misquoted and only likes guys. She might say she likes guys, but her girlfriend of a year would probably disagree. Jessie J
LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
A younger member of this A list reality family wants to come out but before they can, the family is trying to figure out whether they can make money from it. Kylie Jenner
LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
This former A list boy bander who was married to a B list actress at one point bailed on a party after just a few minutes because no one recognized him and everyone he tried to pick up just thought he was a creepy looking guy.
LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
This foreign born A list singer who hopefully is not a one hit wonder is openly gay and is also a virgin. Sam Smith
LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
This married almost A+ list mostly movie actor has been non-stop drinking and women while out of town this weekend. He has always cheated but has usually been more discreet. He acted like the weekend was one big frat party. Channing Tatum "Telluride Film Festival"
LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
This mostly movie actor alternates between A and A+ and got his start on television. This weekend whenever a fan spotted him at a very public event and wanted a photo or an autograph our actor always said no and he wasn't very nice about the way he said no. This is a guy who is the total opposite of what the public thinks he is. Will Ferrell "U.S. Open"
LAWYER 08/31 **#3**
This husband of a Real Housewife still cheats. He is just so much more careful than he used to be when he got busted before. Not Joe or Mario or anyone from the east coast actually. "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Kyle Richards husband Mauricio Umansky
LAWYER 08/31 **#4**
This porn star turned A list reality star on an A list reality show had her A list tool of a husband send a note through his record company to this former A list tweener to keep her mouth shut. Apparently our former porn star hates being called curvy in a way that implies she is heavy.
Porn star/reality star: Kim Kardashian
Reality show: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
A list tool husband: Kanye West
Former A list tweener: Demi Lovato
LAWYER 08/31 **#5**
Despite her public denials, this B list model goes everywhere with her A- list singer significant other because if she doesn't, he will cheat. Behati Prinsloo/Adam Levine
LAWYER 08/31 **#6**
This A- singer who used to be A+ list had a big slip this week in her sobriety but refuses to go to any meetings because she says she is fine. Lady Gaga
LAWYER 08/31 **#7**
Whenever this A list reality host does a child exchange, the police have to be called because she and her ex hate each other that much. Padma Lakshmi/Adam Dell
LAWYER 08/31 **#8**
This A list mostly action movie star who also does some other things A list in the entertainment business was caught by his significant other cheating on her in some strange circumstances. There was a family emergency and our actor was located by the hotel in the room of his co-star in a very awkward position. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson/Paige Butcher/Jason Statham (mother and cousin in major car crash)
LAWYER 08/31 **#9**
As bad as an actor was dealing with his public this weekend in that other blind item is the complete opposite of this A+ list mostly movie actress. She has come a long long way from her horrible reputation with fans. Now she loves on them and takes photos and records voice mail messages for them. She has even develops friendships with some and gone on vacation with them. People truly love her. Reese Witherspoon
LAWYER 08/31 **#10**
"He might not be the greatest looking guy in the world, but he has got a ton of money." This B- list mostly television actress/former reality star/former celebrity who still has A list name recognition talking about her new boyfriend. Denise Richards
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