NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

1. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress says her soon to be ex almost A list mostly television actor husband has been spending money like crazy trying to keep his new celebrity girlfriend happy and has spent more on her in three months than he did during the entire marriage to the actress. Amy Poehler/Will Arnett/Katie Lee Joel. Didn't work out though did it?

2. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#2**
This A list female television talk show host should really try and avoid going out to events alone. It turns out her "the world thinks he's a great husband" has a little someone he has been meeting a couple of times a week for a few hours each time. He thinks he's sneaking in unnoticed but the doorman has a very good idea who the man is and also a very good idea what the woman he is seeing does for a living. Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos

3. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#3**
This former A+ list celebrity/singer who is now a B+ because she just isn't front page any longer had heard tabloid rumors that her still A list celebrity/singer husband was hooking up with an A+ list celebrity/singer. Well, it turns out he wasn't but she did find out about the backup singer he is hooking up with and they have been living in separate houses the past two weeks. Faith Hill/Tim McGraw/Taylor Swift

4. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#4**
What former east coast Real Housewife is being accused by her nanny of hitting her because the kids' lunch was not served on time. This is not the first time the former Housewife has lost her temper. It usually is booze related.

5. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#5**
This back in the day almost A list mostly movie actor who was billed higher than Charlie Sheen at one point is now reduced to guest starring on sitcoms. Apparently that won't be for long if he doesn't stop trying to get handsy with his co-stars. Recently he kept trying to hug and grope this former almost A list television actress who has been in hit television shows for two decades. She wasn't happy and his promising future on the show might be short lived.

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#6**
This former B list mostly movie actress who crashed and burned because of her drugs, marriage and kids is back in rehab leaving her much higher listed husband watching over their brood. He's sticking with her for now. No divorce which seems fair since she did the same for him.

7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actor from a now canceled hit show who is thisclose to dropping to C because of his current state of scattered employment was hammered out of his mind this weekend. OK, so he gets hammered every night. The actor got in between a man and woman hugging at a bar and slid his hand up the woman's skirt and said she should dump the loser and go home with him. Security saw it happening and before the boyfriend could get a punch in, the actor was thrown out of the club. They also added a 30% tip to the credit card he left behind.

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#8**
This former A list celebrity/singer is selling stories about her mom to tabloids. Please don't guess Lindsay Lohan or I might cry thinking you believe she was ever an A list singer. Ditto Paris Hilton, oh and Kim Kardashian. Did that song ever get released? Chynna Phillips/Michelle Phillips

9. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#9**
This offspring of a still barely A list singer/celebrity has been borrowing huge sums of money and has a big gambling tab that he owes to the mob. He says his daughter will pay like she has before. So far though she hasn't bailed him out this fourth time.

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#10**
This currently attached female celebrity real estate agent has shown a willingness the past few months to do anything to close a big sale or maybe that guy is just a very special customer. "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles" star Josh Altman's fiancé Heather Bilyeu/Mauricio Umansky

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#11**
This actress is one of my favorites. Well, she was. She never is in anything now. Sure she shows up in a movie a year that took her two weeks of work to complete. Nothing else though. Not for the past two to three years. She has had an interesting ride. There was one point about a decade ago that she was about A list mostly movies. Even five years ago she was a solid B and was dating one of the hottest guys on the planet. Even straight guys would want to date this guy. There is no such thing as a gay woman around him. She was dating him and it was serious. Then they got into a fight because they were together literally 24/7. They decided to take some time off. They each went to go film some things and she ran into an old friend. A very rich friend. A guy who has taken care of her in the past when she had not been working as much and needed some cash. A guy who kept her out of trouble when she had a little coke arrest. He kept it from going on her record or the press finding out. She owed him and he would collect once or twice a year and she was happy to pay. This time it was different though. An A+ list celebrity married to an A+ list celebrity wanted to spend some time with her. It would have to be very hush hush. Would she be interested. She agreed to go to dinner with her benefactor and the celebrity and the pair clicked. They ended up spending two hours together that night and over the next couple of years spent a few hours here and there together. The thing is the guy is very busy and often wants to see her last minute so she can't really take any other jobs because she wants to be there for him even though he is married. Even though he is cheating on the actress with other celebrities, she has given up everything including the actor who keeps begging for her to come back and be with him.
Actress:
Hot guy:
Old friend:
A+ celebrity married to A+ celebrity:

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner thinks he's found his perfect match. This former A list mostly television actress who has a boyfriend but is perfectly willing to fuck our actor whenever they hang out. The actor is a great tipper and the former actress turned reality showpiece appreciates the generosity. They both know it's just business. George Clooney/Eva Longoria

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actress who was almost as big in the 80's as Farrah was in the 70's says she spends most of her savings on therapy because of the constant sexual assaults she had to put up with as an actress on her big hit television show. It was either put out and stay quiet or never work in the town again she said. Heather Thomas/"Fall Guy"

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#3**
This B- list mostly television actress who has a chance to be one of the few stars from a network hit show to actually succeed when it finally gets mercifully canceled has a boyfriend. They live together. It didn't stop her from doing a strip tease for two NFL guys this past weekend and giving them a lap dance they will look at on their phones forever. Naya Rivera "Glee" (boyfriend: Big Sean) (at brother, Raiders rookie Mychal Rivera game)

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#4**
This former almost A list reality star turned reality judge and general celebrity turned her little (not legal) sister on to pot. That is what the sister said as she was doing lines of coke at a party this past weekend. Nicole Richie/Sophia Richie

16. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#5**
The girlfriend of this male national television talk show host was spotted shopping for lingerie in sizes that are about quadruple her size. She bought lots of items. She is not known as someone who shies away from kinky and this would seem to prove it. Nicole Murphy and Michael Strahan

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#6**
B list mostly television actress from a middling hit network show who used to be on a hit network show as she finishes walking the red carpet- "When we can go? I hate these kinds of things and if some sick kid comes up to me and touches me I will scream. First class tickets isn't enough to get me to touch a sick kid. You better throw in a few bucks am I right?" B+ list mostly movie and commercial actor with A list name recognition who was also at the event - "Ummm." The actress then walked out and said she was leaving.

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#7**
This east coast Real Housewife has a girlfriend. Sure, she pretends to date a guy but she has a girlfriend. The funny thing is her girlfriend is also a reality star now just on a different show. The pair have been together on and off for a very long time.

19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#8**
This former A+ list singer of a strangely named group who is now probably a B+ lister who will remain there forever has a 19 year old boyfriend and he makes the teen call the singer grandpa. How is that a turn on? Michael Stipe/REM

20. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#9**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who was also A+ list on television apparently had a little accident while having sex this past week. I knew her boyfriend liked it rough and so does she, but things must have been more crazy than usual. Handcuffs. Lost key. No saw. This is the inference from knowledge she likes it rough and the boyfriend running into a hardware store in a pair of shorts and no shirt and asking if the saw will cut handcuffs. Any other idea what it could have been? Jennifer Aniston

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#10**
This B list mostly movie actress who has been going through some crisis management recently due to temper issues and has a famous last name says that back in the day this tweener didn't seem too concerned with his purity ring thing when he told her that she should get naked for him so he could check her out better. They were at a restaurant at the time. In a group. She declined. Emma Roberts and Nick Jonas

22. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#11**
The same actress from #10 said this A list mostly movie actor in his 50's who she co-starred with in a movie hit on her every day while they were filming and she was not so legal to barely legal at the time. Emma Roberts/Timothy Hutton "Lymelife"

23. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/02 **#12**
Kindness: This is not the biggest blind item in the world but I put it in this time slot because I think it shows you what you can do with not a very large budget and when you just make the effort to try and do something. This B list foreign born actor who has just taken off over the past couple of years and has always focused on movies here until now is most beloved by me for a foreign television show he was on. While he was filming his show last season he and the show's creator who is also a genius found that they had a ton of stuff left everyday from the craft service table. They started shipping the extra stuff to homeless shelters around town and food banks and then got the bright idea that they could use the budget of the show and order even more food everyday saying what they had was not enough. Soon their budget for food was enough for a group of people five times their size and not only did they manage to send thousands of dollars of food everyday to homeless shelters but also fed any homeless people who happened by the set. Chris O'Dowd ("The IT Crowd")/Christopher Guest "Family Tree" (HBO canceled the show so no more helping the homeless)

24. BLIND GOSSIP 10/02
It’s hard to imagine a more beautiful couple than this pair. But two people who have beauty and fame and money don’t necessarily make for a happy marriage! Neither one of these celebrities had a particularly good track record going into the relationship when it came to fidelity, but things definitely got worse after they moved in together. Now the love match is completely over. The public story is that the relationship just ran it’s course and that one party was tired of the lack of commitment of the other party. But we’re going to tell you the private reason behind the split: cheating! Yes, that’s the real reason they are breaking up. The last few years have just been a series of fights over infidelity. Our inside mole told us that they are both guilty. He tended to favor models. She favored professional athletes. There are several big names involved as third parties, including a well-known supermodel and a mega-rich athlete. They have already separated, but their will be no official announcement until late this year/early next year, as they are still untangling all of their shared property and chattel. Don’t be too shocked, though, if you see one of them out on a date before the announcement. They are just itching to move on to their next relationship with another celebrity, and they may be seen with them just to spite the other.
He: Enrique Iglesias
She: Anna Kournikova
Female Model:
Male Athlete:

25. MICHAEL AUSIELLO/TV LINE 10/02
A major character on an established (and very popular) drama series that’s not called Beauty and the Beast will be afflicted with amnesia this season, a diagnosis that will have huge repercussions for his/her relationships — romantic, platonic and familial.

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#1**
This one kind of makes me sad because I thought she was better than this. This former reality star turned acclaimed actress who is now a permanent B lister has been having an affair with a movie director who used to be A list back in the day but has never found that magic he did when he was younger. He still has a name though.

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#2**
This actress is B list. Mostly television. She was on a VERY hot show back in the day for an almost network. She has been working since she was a teen and is now a couple of decades beyond that. She has never learned to be nice though. Despite being in failure after failure she hasn't changed. I'm not sure how or why her husband sticks with her. This week while doing press for her new show our actress had spit flying out of her mouth as she yelled at a doorman for setting down one of her pieces of luggage on the sidewalk. Not thrown. Set down gently. He did it so he could open the door for her. Sarah Michelle Geller

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#3**
This A list model was going to send out a video of herself doing a line of coke before walking the runway this week because she thought it would be edgy. She isn't going to be A list for long even if she does keep pretending to date a certain A list celebrity guy. Cara Delivigne/Harry Styles

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#5**
There is no way this fairly new still to the DWTS family female pro dancer could pass a drug test. With as much coke as she is doing every night she must get two hours a sleep tops.

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#6**
This former reality star from a very hit show turned really bad actress who can't get work after several bombs in a row has blown through her beard money on drugs and debts of a family member. Unless she finds someone fast she is going to have to go back to reality. Julianne Hough

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#7**
This show runner not named Shonda for an ABC show says he hates his show more than any show on air and can't wait until it’s canceled. Lucky for him his show does awful and no one likes it so it shouldn't be too long. "Lucky 7" (got their wish. canceled yesterday)

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#8**
One of my favorite people in the world (B list mostly television actress who used to be on a very very hit show) who told me five years ago she wasn't going to give me any more tips caved in because she said she was pretty upset about what she saw and doesn't like one of the people involved anyway so it felt good to share. My actress friend was visiting another friend on a studio lot and ended up cutting through some trailers parked between two of the stages and saw two co-stars from a very hit network show practically having sex against one of the trailers. The thing that made her spill to me is that each of the co-stars is married and each pretends they have the happiest marriage that ever existed on the planet. If it wasn't for the hit show you might not really know them but because of it they are everywhere.

33. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#9**
This B-/C+ list actress who had better luck as a model still likes to pretend she has that B+ list actor boyfriend who has turned one good role into a great career. The thing is though everyone in her country knows she is a kept woman by a man who is in the top 5 richest men on the planet. In her own country she is not even respected any longer. Freida Pinto/Dev Patel

34. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#10**
This female celebrity chef/talk show host has gone to Playboy and asked to appear in an issue. Topless. It is not the first time she has tried to shake things up. I'm still getting over the first time though. Rachael Ray

35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/03 **#11**
This B- list actress/singer/celebrity has cost her parents $1M. That was the amount of the payoff to a tabloid who had photos of the offspring on a bed with another woman making out and half undressed. The offspring was covered in all the right places so the tabloid could have published the photos. Instead they made a deal and this time it was just for cash. No trades. The tabloid needs the money to survive a few more months. I wonder what will happen when the tabloid does finally fold here in a bit. Do the parents have the only copies of the photos? Will they keep paying off tabloids? You know why they are paying off? They don't think their daughter is gay and don't want her to be forced into explaining it later. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she is gay. This is not her first time or her first other girlfriend.

36. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 10/03
Will an upcoming tell all be too hot for the hip hop community to handle? This Insider says she's got a lot of old industry skeletons to drag out of the closet. Will some legendary hip hop mysteries finally be solved? Nas baby mama Carmen threatening another book and to expose Tracey Waples

37. BLIND GOSSIP 10/03
You may notice some weird tension between two actors who are out promoting a project together. Well, we’re going to tell you the story about exactly why one absolutely hates the other! These two good-looking male actors have some mutual friends. So when they started working on a project together, they became close rather quickly. Unfortunately, a lot of their time together centered around doing drugs. The Younger Actor had been using coke, pot and ecstasy for years. However, his intake of coke dramatically increased when he began to party with the Older Actor. Along with many other Hollywood types, the two attended SXSW, an annual music, film, and interactive conference and festival held in Texas earlier this year. Younger was there to promote a film he had completed before his project with Older started, but he met up with Older to do some serious partying. Older scored cocaine for both of them from a dealer he knew. The dealer asked Older why he needed triple the regular score. Older told him that it was because he was partying with Younger, and that Younger’s appetite for the white powder had gotten huge. Dealers usually keep their buyers’ secrets. Unfortunately for Younger, Older’s dealer did not. One of the dealer’s industry friends ended up calling Younger’s management team about Younger’s cocaine abuse and how bad it had gotten. Some members of the management team then intervened and confronted Younger. Younger was furious! Not with himself, for becoming an addict. Not with his team, for calling him on the carpet about his addiction and telling him to get help. Not with the drug dealer, who blabbed about his problem. No, he was furious with Older! Yes, Younger is now blaming Older for everything. For his drug problem, for ruining his reputation, and for the trouble in which he now finds himself. It’s all Older’s fault! Younger spoke directly to Older only one more time after this happened. It was to scream in his face, "Fuck you! You ruined my entire fucking life!" No punches were thrown, but those who witnessed the exchange were shaken by the complete hatred exhibited by the usually mild-mannered Younger Actor. The tension between the two actors is bad. It’s gotten so bad, in fact, that Younger refuses to even speak to Older. This is making things very awkward, as the two actors are supposed to be promoting their project together. The project is premiering very soon. During various promotion events, the very paranoid Younger refuses to sit or stand next to Older, avoids having his picture taken with him, and he refrains from even mentioning Older’s name in interviews (which is difficult considering they are costars). The promotion for the project will be over soon, but the resentment will live on. Younger swears that he will never, ever forgive Older for ruining his "entire fucking life".
Younger Actor: Zac Efron
Older Actor: Dennis Quaid
Project: "At Any Price"

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actress from a hit ensemble show thinks she is living the perfect life and that no one will ever figure out her secrets. They already have. Her big time boyfriend is going to dump her very publicly when he finds out about all of her past activities and what she will still do today to get some good coke. Even though she is on a hit show and makes a lot of bucks her boyfriend has to pay for everything because she has spent all of hers on drugs. Naya Rivera "Glee"/Big Sean

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#2**
The girlfriend of this former almost A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee who is now a punch line to a lot of jokes is so forgetful that he left her naked and tied up for hours because he had got up to go to the bathroom during sex and then became distracted with something else. Gary Busey

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#3**
This B list mostly television actress who has worked steadily since being on one of the all-time franchises is on a hit show right now. On cable. While on a semi-vacation our actress has been meeting with doctors about a procedure to fix her cocaine destroyed nose. It's barely being held together and our actress needs it fixed before the next seasons of her show starts shooting. Not much pap action where she is right now. Angie Harmon "Law & Order"; Katee Sackhoff "Battlestar Galactica"

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#4**
This almost A list singer anywhere in the world but here said that her recent boyfriend dumped her when she told him she had cancer. Well, her husband did the same thing before. She needs to find better guys. Anastacia

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#5**
This show is on a network and has been around for a few years but most people don't even talk about it. It just keeps going on and on. It isn't on NBC so that should get rid of all the Law & Order and their offspring. Anyway the lead actress was having a fling with a guy right up until he got married. His wife told him that the actor needed to stop so he did but started with someone else on the show who he has convinced his wife is a lesbian just so she won't figure out what he is doing.

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#6**
This C+ list actress with B list name recognition who was on a hit show that just ended its run on almost network and isn't Gossip Girl is thrilled the show has ended. She says she got tired of having sex with one of the producers of the show who had made good on his promise to fire others who didn't have sex with him on a regular basis. Shenae Grimes "90210"

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actress on a hit show for an almost network is discovering what so many others have learned before her. Her celebrity boyfriend had a friend come over to the house the other night and since our actress was high as a kite and wanted more the celebrity said he should help out his friend first. He always does this. The guy is fucked up. Nina Dobrev & Derek Hough

45. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#8**
About two years ago this actor was right there at A list. Then his first solo film came out and bombed and he has steadily dropped to a B-. No franchise to keep him artificially boosted. His latest movie was supposed to be his return to A list but his acting is so bad that the script had to be revised and he is being edited out of as much of it as possible while still using his name to sell it. Taylor Lautner "Abduction"/"Tracers"

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#9**
Party last year. Former A list model and general all around slightly crazy person who has also acted was with this former A list celebrity/singer. The two women found an unlocked gun cabinet and started shooting the guns in a room while drunk. At the walls. With people on the other side.

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress who was also an A list mostly television actress has about C list when it comes to acting talent. Oh she also has an A sized ego. She says that the only actor who didn't hit on her while filming was this A list mostly movie actor who teams up with the same group of people frequently. She says he was so whacked out on drugs that he didn't even know his character's name most of the time. This was one of her highest grossing movies of the past decade probably because the guy was wasted. Maybe she should try it. Katherine Heigl/Seth Rogen "Knocked Up"

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#11**
This A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition got his brother a hooker for his birthday. He didn't tell his brother the woman was a hooker though and kept asking her out on dates. He wanted to leave his wife for the hooker until his brother told him that the reason she kept saying yes was that the actor was paying her but meant it to be a one time thing.

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04 **#12**
#1 - This A list celebrity/singer has been only having sex with his much much younger girlfriend when she can get pregnant. He wants the money pie. Marc Anthony and "Topshop" heiress Chloe Green

#2 - This former almost A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who is now seemingly permanently out of the country says he was drunk when he let the guy go down on him at backstage at a show last weekend.

#3- This hired boyfriend of an A list celebrity was fired because he was selling stories to the tabloids. Britney Spears/David Lucado

#4- This is as sick as you think it is. This A list mostly movie actor told his ex-girlfriend that he once had sex with his mom. The ex was telling everyone last week. She said he missed some payments to her so she was now going to talk. Shia LaBeouf/Karolyn Pho

50. BLIND GOSSIP 10/04
This actress is certainly making some interesting fashion choices lately. Well, we know why… She is pregnant! Although she is not showing – and she is not ready to announce yet – we just received confirmation that she definitely is expecting a baby! The announcement is tentatively scheduled for late October/early November as she will have safely cleared the first trimester by then. Being the star of a project with a specific timeline poses an interesting challenge. Will they shoot around the pregnancy and have her character sit behind a desk or carry lots of large objects around? Or will they write a pregnancy into her character’s storyline? And who would the fictional father be? There is more than one choice, although one certain guy would definitely make for a much more interesting story line! As for the real-life daddy… no big scandal there. It’s her Significant Other. Yes, they are both happy about it. And now you can stop wondering why they got married so quietly.
Actress: Kerry Washington
Project: "Scandal"
Project Daddy possibilities: Tony Goldwyn
Her Real-Life SO: Nnamdi Asomugha

51. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/04
This rapper wasn’t lying when he dubbed his partner in rhyme the ‘Chosen One’. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Monica, who we’re told caught them in bed together!!! "He’s lucky Monica didn’t use her strap when she showed up at his loft at Atlantic Station!" You may recall Monica was set to be married to our mystery man. But HER Future went on to include being a bonafide basketball wife to hubby Shannon Brown. Know why? Sources say though she has no problem with female jump-offs … the buck stops at the boyz!!! "Monica caught him cheating on her with strippers, so many times." Our blind item could soon be forced to face his cheating karma. Know why? Because his bromance buddy is set to join Drake on tour! But, that’s all a part of what landed them in the Epic Records boyzzz club. Don’t believe me.. Just ask L.A. Reid.
Rapper: Rocko
Bromance: Future

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/05 **#1**
This former A list tween star turned B list television and movie actress turned mess of the year sure does have a funny way of showing she is serious about getting better when a camera crew was spotted where she is currently residing. Well she has bills to pay. Lindsay Lohan

53. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/05 **#2**
This former Scientologist who is a B list celebrity and not named Leah Remini doesn't get much play at all because people would wonder how and why her famous family still gets to talk to her. They might not be able to talk to her too much longer though if she keeps selling the tabloids stories of every dirty secret she knows about her celebrity Scientology friends. Lisa Marie Presley

54. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/05 **#3**
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show has millions of dollars in her bank account which is why she is being pressured to marry quickly before she has a chance to think about the pre-nup she should be creating. She is going to wake up in a year and find half her stuff gone. Kaley Cuoco

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/06 **#1**
These two A list mostly movie actors who each have an Academy Award and are social security age passed around a 22 year old during the filming of their last movie. She got paid very well by both of them and says it was the first time she had done anything like that before. This will be revealed. Morgan Freeman and Michael Douglas "Last Vegas"

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/06 **#2**
This former A list celebrity/singer turned guest reality show judge has a crazy casting couch. Even though she really can't do anything for any guy she has a stream of 20 something guys that keep her entertained for a few weeks at a time until she moves on to the next one. She does nothing for the guys except make promises. This will be revealed. Paula Abdul

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/06 **#3**
This former American Idol contestant who is dating an almost A list celebrity is in for a world of hurt when she finally figures out just how much he cheats on her. He loves her but he isn't going to stop seeing other women all the time. Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#1**
Many of the high profile A list actors on the set of this huge budget box office busting project are complaining about their A list director. Apparently the director is so obsessed with finding teenage sex that he has been out every night all night long and then when he finds some teen dumb enough to hook up with him he stays up all night and comes to work on little or no sleep and is doing an awful job trying to turn what is a huge mess into some kind of finished project resembling a movie. Michael Bay

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#2**
This mostly movie actress is B list. Her name recognition is A list which is why she probably continues to be B list. She got that because of an ex. Our actress has been hitting the drugs hard lately and is a big mess. A big enough mess where people are whispering that perhaps she should go to rehab and let a relative have the child for a little while. Michelle Williams

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#3**
Last month these two actors had a very interesting encounter. Both of the actors are B list but one is rising while the other continues to slowly drop and live off his A list name. Our dropping actor found himself seated next to the rising star at a screening and asked whether it was true about the rising actor's equipment. In response the rising actor unzipped his pants and pulled out his equipment. The falling actor asked if he could touch it and without getting an answer reached out and grabbed it. The rising actor freaked out and zipped up and found a different seat at the screening.
Rising Actor: Michael Fassbender
Falling Actor:
Event: Toronto International Film Festival

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#4**
This A list celebrity/singer who has been A list for almost three straight decades despite not having any hits in almost three decades is keeping himself young with HGH and cheating on his significant other with a 20 something woman that he says keeps him loyal to his significant other. Huh? Tom Jones; Rod Stewart; Bruce Springsteen; Gene Simmons

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#5**
This former B list celebrity who is now on a show but still can't move out of the B range is not making much money from her show so would like a full-time benefactor. Apparently her two week trial with another guy didn't work out as well as she planned. She got paid for the two weeks but she wasn't what he was looking for full-time. Also the fact that she has been seeing her last real ex while searching for a new benefactor is putting guys off. Stacy Keibler

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#6**
Apparently this male half of a national morning talk show was walking a little funny this morning. His girlfriend is known as the pegging queen as her ex-husband and another boyfriend can attest to so maybe she got out of hand this weekend. Michael Strahan/Nicole Murphy (Eddie Murphy)

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actress now but an Academy Award winner/nominee in her past did a play last year. She insisted her hair and makeup people be of a certain race. The producers hired some people for her and the actress called them incompetent and unprofessional... and had them fired after opening night. Charges are pending because the two women hired filed grievances with their union. This could get very messy. Cicely Tyson "The Trip to Bountiful"

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#8**
This former A list singer/celebrity who is foreign born and probably still a B+ in her own country but steadily falling here accidentally gave some money to a Scientology offshoot and now they are claiming she is one of them. The former reality star winner wants nothing to do with them. Leona Lewis

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#9**
This former child actress turned tweener actress turned model/celebrity/singer is trying to raid her last remaining big balance trust account to finance her latest music project. She has gone through almost every penny she earned because of her music and her drugs and has no income coming in any longer. She likes to pretend she is above all of it but she misses wearing Louboutin heels while she screams at her fans that she is all about street cred. Taylor Momsen

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#10**
This former Gossip Girl actress was filming a sex scene a few weeks ago but couldn't stop crying the whole time they were trying to shoot it. Leighton Meester

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07 **#11**
This actor is A list. I don't know how many people have earned permanent A list but he has to be there. Television movies and theatre and he has been a star in all of them. He has been working non-stop for almost 40 years and has gone from one hit television show to the next with some truly memorable film roles thrown in the mix. He has been married forever to an actress. They have gone through lots of ups and downs and over the past few years it seems as if there have been more downs than ups and part of the problem is our actor's heavy drinking but also part of the problem is one of his assistants. Lets not kid ourselves here. Our actor isn't that great looking but for the past few decades has rotated through many assistants who all end up sleeping with him. If they don't he just fires them. If they do have sex with him they usually stay about a year before they just can't handle his cigarette boozy breath over their naked bodes any longer and take the generous pay and find something a little more agreeable. His wife knows all of this and put up with it and everything was great until an assistant came along a couple of years ago who seemed to be thrilled to have sex with our actor and never could get enough of him. Of course our actor loved this and started hanging out with his assistant more who also loved to party with the actor and loved his friends and didn't mind if some of his more lecherous friends kissed her or groped her when they were out drinking. She of course became a favorite and our actor started talking about divorcing his wife and marrying his assistant. The actor moved in with the assistant and pushed his wife and kids to the side. It really looked like it was going to happen until his family intervened and pleaded with him to stay as a family and also convinced him his career would fall apart if he dumped his wife after so long. He listened and started cutting back with this assistant who then started seeing the actor's best friend who also happens to be an actor. Danny DeVito (Rhea Perlman)/Michael Douglas

69. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/07
Our mystery lady lyricist would have you believe ‘dehydration’ is to blame for why she fainted at a Florida airport, late last month. We’re told otherwise. According to our insider, not only was our blind item pregnant at the time of the incident … "she was also suffering from some kind of infection and untreated STD" causing her to faint as she stepped off the airplane. This Trick Daddy prodigy — who’s half Dominican, half Bahamian — may think she’s ‘The Baddest B’ … but she’s really nothing more than one of the industry’s biggest tricks. Don’t believe me.. Ask Da Brat-Tat-Tat, who hit Dat! Trina

70. BLIND GOSSIP 10/07 **#1**
There is so much real-life drama going on with the cast behind the scenes at this hit television show that we are going to have a new or SOLVED item about them every day this week! First up: a young actor. He is good-looking, a true "triple threat", and a fan favorite. He plays a gay character on the show, but he claims to be straight and to have a long-time girlfriend in real life. Lots of fans have tried to guess his sexuality, but his antics have caused a lot of confusion about which sex he prefers. So, which is it? Is he straight or is he gay? Well, you will be happy to know that we have the definitive answer: Neither. He is bisexual! We will have lots more to say about which of his relationships are real and which are fake this week. Yes, there are some of both and we have all the juicy details! Stay tuned!
Actor: Darren Criss
Show: "Glee"

71. BLIND GOSSIP 10/07 **#2**
These celebrities are usually very professional when they are working on separate projects. However, all that professionalism recently fell by the wayside when they started working together! He is a well-known director. She is a well-known actress. He is older than she. They have each been involved in some huge films. And they both have significant others. She is not the type to put out for roles, and she certainly did not get this part on a casting couch… but the two seem to be spending a lot of time together on a couch since they’ve started working together! She summons him to her trailer to "work out a scene"… and then he emerges some time later looking flushed and disheveled. Are one or both unhappy in their relationships? Is she trying to secure a role in one of his future films? Or are they both just getting a little afternoon delight? We don’t have the answers to those questions, but we do have the answer to this question: Is the trailer soundproof? Nope! Many of the cast and crew listen in on their hijinks on a regular basis: "Oh god! Oh god! Oh GOD!!!". Yes, it’s practically a religious experience listening to these two go at it!

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#1**
This A list mostly television actor who is incredibly funny and very talented and on a very hit network show was at a play the other night for about twenty minutes. He then excused himself and went and hooked up with a lover and made it back by the end of the play and couldn't stop raving about it. That is one way to cheat. Neil Patrick Harris

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#2**
Before starting a custody fight and telling everyone you are the better parent you better hope that your ex doesn't know about your drug dealer and that the drug dealer doesn't have photos of you smoking crack which your A list celebrity/singer ex will show to the judge. Tameka Foster/Usher

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#3**
This A list celebrity/reality star/judge went on a vacation with her latest guy. He paid for everything including the private jet and the suites but never got to spend time with the star. Was he busy at work? Nope. The star said that since it was their first vacation together that they should take things slow and she insisted that they spend the night in different suites at the same hotel and she only saw him one night for anything other than dinner. She is definitely a money first kind of relationship. Well, it's why she has so much money. She has made very smart investments in men. Padma Lakshmi/Vikram Chatwal

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#4**
This former A list celebrity/singer and now a C list with a very memorable name had to be carried from her van to a hotel room two nights ago because she had a bad reaction from some heroin she had shot up earlier in the night and couldn't move. She was awake and alert but she said she was paralyzed. A few hours later she was able to start moving again.

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#5**
This A- list mostly television actress who has been on my television every day in a new commercial was asked by a fellow actress on the same network for some help with her own show that has been struggling. Our A lister said of course she would be happy to help and then does absolutely nothing. The A lister knows the show is going down and doesn't want to be associated with it. Zooey Deschanel "New Girl"/Mindy Kaling "The Mindy Project"

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#6**
"I don't expect him to be faithful. I think men are never faithful to women. A man is supposed to be a provider and to take care of me and to love me but I'm not getting married expecting him to be faithful and would be disappointed if he was." Former A list mostly television actress who was on a hit show for years and who has had her own share of affairs in the past discussing marriage.

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#7**
"You can't make me more famous. He can. We were going to be done anyway when I reached a certain level and it wasn't the first time I cheated." Almost A list singer/celebrity talking to her ex about her new A list celebrity/singer boyfriend. Rita Ora/Rob Kardashian/Calvin Harris

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#8**
This B list actor from a hit show that just ended and drove him down from A- to B and not just because the last show sucked so bad either admitted to his ex-wife that he cheated on her throughout their marriage and not just the one that everyone knows about. He said that he cheated on their honeymoon when he got recognized at a bar and the wife had gone to bed. Beach sex and then back to the hotel bed with the new wife. Michael C Hall/Jennifer Carpenter/Julia Stiles

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#9**
So, I had a little chat with this former A list celebrity and now someone who is trying to take life one day at a time and has been through a whole lot the past five years. She told me one of the funniest anecdotes ever and I'm making it a blind. A few years ago when our celebrity was at the height of her fame and before it all came crashing to the ground she was and for that matter still is gorgeous. She walked a red carpet and this B-/C+ list actor from a very famous family started talking to her. And then followed her around all night and kept hitting on her and finally convinced our actress to have sex at his hotel. She says that while they were having sex he kept saying, "Forgive me Jesus," the entire time they had sex. Yes, during actual thrusting.

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#10**
This B- list mostly television actress who most recently had a recurring role on that show on the almost network that was about their only good show. Anyway she ran into this A list funny actor who got his start on television but is mostly movies now. Emphasis on mostly. He is married. Our actress came up to him and point blank told the guy that if he ever wanted to have a no strings affair that he should come to her. Don't believe her. She talks to gossip people ALL the time. She would sell him out in a second but leave her own name out of it. Michelle Trachtenberg/Seth Rogen

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08 **#11**
About once a year I hear a great story about the sibling of a celebrity who gets lost in the shuffle of being forgotten and then acts out hoping to be caught. Most of the time the celebrity is not famous enough so it doesn't make sense to write about the sibling. This is different though and it also is interesting because the sibling really does hide things well. That probably is because she went through a lot of trauma when she was younger and was molested by a very very close relative who because of circumstances never was able to get their hands on the celebrity sibling. Our sibling is female and her sibling is an A lister. No ifs ands or buts. Everyone knows the sibling. Yes, even your grandma in the retirement home. Our forgotten sibling has tried to make her own mark but never quite gets there without relying on her sibling. No one will call her back until she name drops. She has got a lot of work and made some money but only because of her sibling. Our forgotten sibling though wants everyone to think she made it on her own and says she is really successful. Nope. She wants everyone to think she is sober and religious and goes to church every week. Nope and nope and nope. Most of the time she is so hung over and wasted out of her mind on coke and that hillbilly heroin she snorts like coke that I wonder when the last time she woke up before a noon on a Sunday. She lives in a great place and has nice cars and wants you to think she earned it all herself. Nope. Oh she has earned money but because of her sibling. Her sibling is also the person who pays for the place to live and every other bill that goes straight to the business manager of the celebrity sibling. The only thing our non famous sibling pays for is a cell phone bill. Ashlee Simpson (Jessica Simpson); Haylie Duff (Hilary Duff); Solange Knowles (Beyoncé)

83. NATIONAL ENQUIRER 10/08
Here’s an item that’ll strike you blind: What famed female host of a major TV talk show, known to be a notorious attention-’ho, pulled a stunning shocker when she stood chatting with a group of lesbian crew members backstage – then abruptly lifted up her blouse, bared her perky pair and exclaimed to the gaping ladies: "I have to admit that my one regret, before I got married, was that I’d never had a hot, sexy, lesbian relationship with a woman." Marveled my on-set spywitness: "Rather than being flattered, the ladies found the star’s raunchy crack appalling and off-the-wall!" (Oh, lighten up, grrrls!) Bethenny Frankel

84. BLIND GOSSIP 10/08
We already told you that this television actor is bisexual. Today we’re going to provide you with a lot of details behind both his sexuality and his recent public and private relationships. It’s quite a story, so hang on to your slushies! For him, sexuality isn’t about being straight or gay. It’s a continuum, and he picks his partners based on availability and attraction rather than gender. Yes, it’s confusing if you think that people are one way or the other, and that they should be consistent and publicly honest about their preferences. He is just doing whatever he feels like doing on any given day, and hooking up with whomever of whatever gender whenever he wants… while maintaining the veneer of being a straight male. Our actor publicly identifies as straight with a steady girlfriend. He privately identifies as bisexual – but mostly straight with a lot of "experimental" hookups with men. You should never expect him to admit publicly that he is bisexual. His team has him convinced that would hurt his career and that he should only publicly identify as straight, which he does. He wants a big career, and he is willing to do whatever it takes to get it. Now let’s dig into the details of some of his recent relationships. We will tell you which are real and which are fake, as well as their current status. The beautiful young TV actress: Real! But his recent hotel encounter with her was just a one-night stand. They are not dating. The older, funny actress: Real! Her relationship with a male musician was ending, and our actor caught her on the rebound. The actress and our actor dated for a while and hooked up a lot, and she really, really liked him. She was genuinely upset when he could not/would not reciprocate by formalizing their relationship publicly, and felt very used and hurt by their relationship. His long-term girlfriend: Fake! They were once genuine friends, but his management team wanted to promote him as a straight member of the cast, so she was set up as his beard. As time went by, everyone began to realize that this arrangement was a really big mistake! The beard got more out of control with drugs and drinking – and more demanding – as time went on. They set her up with a "producer" job, hoping that would pacify her, but it didn’t really work. She is now a complete embarrassment to everyone. His management team is exasperated with her, but she is under contract and has a job, so ditching her would create a bigger mess than keeping her. He doesn’t like being around her, and does not sleep with her, but continues to promote her as his girlfriend for the cameras. She will probably stay under contract until the series ends or the actor leaves the series. Then expect a really fast and quiet dumping. Now for the one you’re really curious about! The male cast member: Complicated! They did hook up a few times… but that was all. They did not date exclusively. They are not dating or hooking up now. We know that this comes as a surprise and disappointment to a lot of the show’s fans who "ship" them as a couple, but they are not a couple, they never were a couple (unless you count a few casual hookups as a real relationship) , and likely never will be a couple. Not only are they not a couple, but things are actually rather tense between the two right now. The other male cast member does not judge our actors’ bisexual lifestyle, but as an out man he does not condone beardy relationships to promote a straight public image. He is annoyed that our actor feels the need to engage in one. You will likely never see the two actors out together at anything other than promotional events. They just don’t hang together, and out guy doesn’t want anything to do with the whole beard fiasco. By the way, the out male cast member has a very steady and very cute boyfriend. So, there you have it! Our actor is a bisexual man who publicly says he’s straight, privately hooks up with both men and women, has a beard, and is definitely not part of a fantasy gay couple that the show’s fans continue to ship.
Our Actor: Darren Criss
Television show: "Glee"
Beautiful young TV actress: Lucy Hale
Older funny actress: Kristen Wiig
Male musician: Fabrizio Moretti
Long-term girlfriend/beard: Mia Swier
Out male cast member: Chris Colfer

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actor from one of the most popular shows on free cable has been in this space before for some very bad behavior which will be revealed. Now another strike can be added to his troubles. He met a woman at a hotel bar and started acting inappropriately and the woman left. Our actor followed her back to her hotel room yelling at her the whole time and calling her some truly horrible names because she wasn't interested in sleeping with him. He walked back to the bar and did the same thing with another woman before giving up and passing out on a couch in the hotel lobby. Norman Reedus (Daryl Dixon/"The Walking Dead")

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#2**
This A list mostly television actress on a very hit network comedy has dropped two sizes off her already skinny frame in just the past month. Not eating and a love of coke is probably the reason. The rest of the cast is getting sick of her at this point because she is always running off in between camera set ups to go have a bump of coke which holds everything up because then she wants her makeup and hair fixed and gets involved in phone calls. Sofia Vergara

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#3**
This B- list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition got invited to an after party for a premiere. It was last minute and for an old friend so she went. When she got there it turned out he was just interested in a booty call and nothing else. She didn't know that at first and let herself be taken to a private area where the actress and the A list actor groped and kissed. When he wanted to go further she said no so he said lets go back to his hotel and she said no. He then got angry with her and asked why she came. He then went off and found someone else and our actress went home. Katie Holmes/Jamie Foxx

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#4**
This B list reality star on a network reality show who is in a reality family so to speak got into an argument with his B list mostly television actress girlfriend over the weekend. Our reality star/leech was drunk and was mad at his girlfriend because she was not kissing him right so he proceeded to make her watch him kiss several other women at the club where they were partying. The sad thing is his girlfriend didn't seem to mind. Derek Hough/Nina Dobrev

89. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#5**
It's always the jealous ones. I can't believe this guy is actually doing this but this B- list mostly television actor is cheating on his B list mostly movie actress wife. He doesn't trust her out of his sight but he is the one cheating. Brian Austin Green/Megan Fox

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress from a former hit network television show that just fills out the lineup on a network now was forced to trade some favors to make sure a photo of her kissing a guy were not released for a few weeks. She wants to control everything about the timing so people don't get the wrong idea. Whatever. Lea Michele/Cory Monteith tribute

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#7**
This former B list reality star who actually made the transition to the star of a straight to DVD movie that bombed still wants to act. After none of her reality gigs worked out for her she really wants to get back to acting. The thing is she won't even pose in a bikini let alone get naked because she wants to be taken seriously as an actress. Yeah, I can't stop laughing either. So far she has not got any offers. Audrina Patridge

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#8**
This A+list celebrity with A+ list name recognition also thinks of himself as an actor. He isn't very good. He also isn't very nice to people. He went to Hawaii not that long ago and took some of his employees with him. Instead of a vacation he said they were working and they should treat it just like they were back home. He spent the days on the beach and having fun and he kept them working almost 24 hours a day back in a hotel conference room and only let them sleep and have meal breaks. He treats his fans worse. Justin Timberlake

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#9**
"I haven't had sex with my wife in almost two years. Of course I am looking at other people." A list celebrity/singer talking about his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife. Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress told her husband he needed to go to rehab. Meanwhile she won't stop drinking like a fish. She drinks from the second after she works out until she goes to sleep. Reese Witherspoon

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#11**
This A list mostly movie actor who flirts with A+ list yelled at a man on the street who called the actor gay. The actor went nuts. The actor was telling the story at a bar and one of the women with him said, "You are gay though right?" James Franco

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **#12**
This actor is A+ list. Of course he needs to make sure he makes good movies to keep that listing. I don't see him dropping beneath an A for the next five years no matter what he does and he will be at a B forever even if he throws out bombs for the next two decades. Everyone thinks he picks bad movies because he doesn't know what is good. Nope. he picks bad movies because he thinks with the brain between his legs. Our actor knows what makes a good movie but he also knows that when he works on a movie he gets to be free. He can live out his bachelor days again with a woman or two on set. He tries to never work close to home because it's not as fun for him. He enjoys getting out of the trailer sex and having women in his hotel room. Discreetly of course but he knows how to sneak them in because he has been doing it for years. He has had affairs with some of the hottest, most well known women on the planet and that his other secret to not getting busted. Gone are the days when he would play hide the salami with a stripper for $200. Now he focuses in on actresses who also have something to lose if they get caught with a married man. They don't want to see their careers go down in flames but they also know they are going to be in one of his movies so they know sleeping with him is part of the deal plus he will help them get into better movies later when he makes a phone call or two. After years of perfecting his cheating system he just can't stop using it.

97. BLIND GOSSIP 10/09
This talented girl is the star of an ensemble television show. She has lost a fairly dramatic amount of weight since the first season of the show. She says it was only ten pounds, but it was actually closer to twenty pounds. She attributes the maintenance of that dramatic weight loss to a lot of exercise at work, a healthy diet, and vitamin shots. Ha! We know her real secret to weight control: cocaine! The girl has gone from wholesome ingenue to coke fiend in just the last couple of years. Will she go to rehab? Actually, we don’t see that happening anytime soon. This girl is very ambitious and very image conscious. Her image is such a package of lies that we find it hard to believe that she would publicly admit to anything that would make her look like she wasn’t in total control of her life. No, we think that she is more likely to dance around the issue for the duration of the series. Do her costars know about her problem? Absolutely! And they are particularly concerned about her habits given that a former costar also battled a drug problem… and lost. Lea Michele/"Glee"/Cory Monteith

98. JUST SAY JENN! 10/09 **#1**
This greatly loved and highly respected A-lister now regrets giving this rapidly falling B-lister a leg up in the industry. She fell for their victim role, and thought maybe the project they were offering would help stop the tailspin and get them back on the right track. Well, she was wrong. Although she's one of the kindest, gentlest souls around, she is a fierce business woman, and didn't get to where she is today with kittens and rainbows. She knows her market and audience and what they want to see, and while she thought the B-lister was going to be a great compliment to that, they actually wound up being quite the antithesis of the A-lister's brand. The B-lister is an ill behaved diva that berates and antagonizes her staff, and is completely inflexible when the A-lister tries to give advice. The B-lister tries to cry and play victim that the A-lister isn't helping enough, but she isn't about to ruin her brand by giving the B-lister another chance. At this point she just wants the B-lister's project to fail quietly, take the loss and keep her brand intact. But the B-lister has told people close to the project that they will not go down without a fight. They will sling as much mud as possible the A-lister's way if they allow the project to fail. The A-lister wasn't about to be baited and has already had her people dropping some juicy tidbits in the press to distance herself from the B-lister, and let people know the truth of the situation. The project is going to fail by Christmas, no doubt...it's how messy it's all going to get that's the question. Bethenny Frankel/Ellen DeGeneres

99. JUST SAY JENN! 10/09 **#2**
This celebrity with A-list name recognition is an idiot. She is obsessed with gossip blogs, magazines, and feebly attempts to control the press and how she is portrayed. The problem is, the more she tries, the less it seems to work and the worse she looks. She has been obsessed with having a baby for a couple of years now, but it looks like modern science isn't going to allow that to happen. That, and she doesn't seem to have any willing participants handy. So she hatched a stupid plan to fake a pregnancy, and then tragically miscarry. I know...how very 'Teen Mom' of her, right? Recently she had her assistant call a local maternity store and requested a couple of hours of private shopping after they had closed. The shop complied, and all signed confidentiality agreements. The celebrity was a complete nightmare, probably a little drunk, and tore the store up so badly looking for clothes, the staff had to stay an extra hour, on top of the two already spent working overtime, putting the store back together. The celebrity bought a couple thousand dollars worth of stuff, but nothing they could wear past the second trimester. She snapped several photos of herself trying on clothes with the strap on baby pillow while she was there, and also asked if she could buy the pillow. The store declined, but the pillow was missing when they cleaned out the dressing room. How do we know this is all a scheme and not an actual pregnancy? Well, she kept asking her assistant if it looked 'real' and had the assistant take her picture at several different angles so she could 'avoid a Beyonce'. And she also went on and on to the staff about how excited this miracle is going to be for her husband, because they hadn't found a way to git 'er done, so to speak. She also told her assistant that she could sell everything on ebay after 'it's over'. The set up is in...miracle pregnancy...tragic miscarriage...returned to 'America's Sweetheart' status, nothing better than some sympathy and a sweet weight loss gig to follow. This is not the Jonas brother and his wife, by the way. They chickened out of their scheme when Blind Gossip outed it. It's also not Lindsay Lohan, Khloe Kardashian, or Christina Aguilera. LeAnn Rimes

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#1**
This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity/singer/reality star had a sober companion forced on her after producers became alarmed at the number of times she was hours late to work. They can't afford to replace her and need her sober and at work. This is as bad as she has been in awhile. Demi Lovato

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#2**
This former A list tweener is still an A list tweener or at least she still looks like one even though she is well out of the tweener age. Her last boyfriend was also a tweener and she must have wanted something different because she is now sleeping with a married movie producer who is twice her age and has a child the same age as the tweener. She loves the guy but is going to be in a world of hurt when everyone starts calling her a home wrecker. Selena Gomez

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#3**
This B- list Academy Award winner/nominee actor has not been working as much lately and one of the reasons is his drug use which has got so bad that he passed out on the top of a woman he picked up at a bar earlier in the night and she ended up having to call the hotel front desk to get him off her. She thought he was dead. This will be revealed. Cuba Gooding Jr.

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#4**
This former A list mostly television actor who was in some of the biggest television shows of all-time took some time off from acting. Not because he wanted but because his wife told him she would tell the world about his violent temper and his beatings unless he went to therapy. The wife made our actor go every day for a year before she let him even think about acting again. He ended up taking almost two years off before working again this year. Matthew Fox

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actor who is dangerously close to falling to C list after all of his movies have bombed says that the best time of his life was not when he became an A list television actor on a very hit cable show but when he was at the Academy Awards and did two lines of coke with this A++ list movie actor legend.
B list movie actor: Taylor Kitsch "Friday Night Lights"
A++ actor legend: Jack Nicholson

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#6**
This probably forever B list mostly movie actress who is foreign born got caught by her A list mostly movie actor husband when he showed up to work an hour earlier than he was supposed to. What was she caught doing? Let’s just say she was on her knees in a dressing room with a young actor and she wasn't looking for an earring. She is always cheating on her husband who most of you would melt to be with and he never seems to do anything about it. Rachel Weisz/Daniel Craig

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#8**
Why even bother getting married? This B- list actress who divides her time between movies and television and is not the most friendly person on the planet cheated while pregnant and after. Her mostly movie actor husband did the same thing. An accident doesn't mean you have to get married. Evan Rachel Wood/Jamie Bell

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#9**
This A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show has a secret with his significant other that goes way back to when they first started dating. Apparently she got pregnant and gave birth and they gave up the baby for adoption because they were trying to make it big still and didn't have the time or money to raise the kid. Jon Hamm/Jennifer Westfeldt

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#10**
In the always entertaining series of "I can't believe they slept together" I give you one half the clue. That is the freaky part and in this case it is Tila Tequila. She had sex with this A list Academy Award nominee/winner actor the night before the award ceremony. Was she good luck or bad luck? What did his significant other think about it?

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/10 **#11**
This actress used to be almost A list. She is mostly movies and has been acting for ages. You all know who she is and I would give her an A list name recognition for anyone who reads gossip and every other person would know her face but not her name. She has been trapped in a loveless marriage for years. Sexless too except for when the ex would get her drunk enough. Violent? You bet. He always held it over her head why she had married him and she took it because she values her career and thought it would disappear if the truth came out. She still isn't out and she probably won't come out publicly but those who do know her secret say she is going through a sexual revolution right now that has her focused almost entirely on sex 24 hours a day. She wakes up and thinks about sex and she doesn't stop until she falls asleep. Works has been pushed to the side as she meets women online and in person and in bars and half the time they have no idea they are watching or going home with our actress. They all seem really willing to help keep her secret for a chance at being with her. She is amazingly hot and with her newly freed sexuality she is probably extra hot right now. Diane Lane

110. LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 10/10
This blind riddle is about a celebrity and his assistant, and what it might be like to work for a celebrity as an assistant. Some of the benefits? You get to be part of that culture and you’re surrounded by creativity – in this case, I guess – and you get to travel around the world. The downside? Sometimes, in traveling around the world, you’re asked to break the law. Not a big deal. He flew to another country to start work on a new movie. His assistant came with him on the flight and he asked her to take his bags so he could save time. At customs they were curious as to why he didn’t have any luggage. And when he told them his belongings were with his assistant, they brought her in too. In his belongs – and remember she was the one transporting them – they found a few joints. Not a lot, and just for recreational use, and he certainly wasn’t dealing but you know the shit that can come down on your ass for taking drugs across a border, right? I don’t have to tell you this, right? They were detained for a couple of hours and the weed was confiscated, but in the end, they were released without drama, without incident. So they were lucky, or privileged, I can’t decide. But the point is, that’s what’s asked of you as a celebrity assistant. If he wants you to carry his marijuana on your person, knowing that if you get busted, that could totally fuck up your status, well, you do it anyway. Because you’re the subordinate and powerful and also because you’re so used to the special treatment he receives, you think it might extend to you. In this case, happily for her, it did. But it’s still a risk you have to be willing to take. And as for the celebrity? I know people who feel bad just asking me for a ride to work, even though it’s on my way. They don’t want to be an inconvenience. When you’re famous? When you’re famous, sometimes you don’t even feel bad to ask an employee to hold your dope in violation of international law.

111. JUST SAY JENN! 10/10 **#1**
This C-list foreign born actress who should be higher because she's on a very popular show, keeps a pretty low profile, and is probably on the C-list by choice rather than circumstance. She was recruited by this A-list mostly movie actor's people to be his new love interest, but she politely declined because that whole scene seems so weird to her. She's also rather happy with her current C-list actor boyfriend. Well, this former B-list reality star, now C-list celebrity now consisting of horrible singing and acting, recently went after the actress at a fashion gala after party. Like, claws out, ready for a catfight going to rip this woman's eyes out because she thought she was going after 'her' man. Which is delusional, yes. But you see, the C-list celebrity has been campaigning HARD to be the A-lister's new sidepiece since they co-starred in a big flop together. He likes them quiet and demure, so she's never really been a candidate, no matter how experienced she is at PR relationships. The actress just stood there stunned and quiet while the celebrity railed on her. When the celebrity was finished and all red-faced, the actress said, "I don't quite know who you are, but you seem to be really angry about something. Maybe you need a drink." And walked away.
C-list foreign born actress:
A-list movie actor: Tom Cruise
B-list reality star: Julianne Hough
Big Flop: "Rock of Ages"

112. JUST SAY JENN! 10/10 **#2**
This C-list celebrity with A-list name recognition is desperate for a cause. Any cause. She's been trying like crazy to become the face of any charitable organization that will have her. Only not a single one will. She even begged her friend, this B-list celebrity to be a part of her foundation, and she hasn't said 'no' yet, but has been avoiding her friend like the plague as this is their big fundraising month and she doesn't want any negative press associated with it. Recently, the celebrity took to social media to try and insert herself into a cause, and was graciously received, and was excited to finally be accepted somewhere. Especially something that is as popular as this is. She offered a large cash donation, free commercials that she would pay to shoot and distribute, free appearances at events...but she was turned down. Thanks but no thanks. The negative responses to her involvement with the cause were about quadruple the positive responses. She was also quietly dropped from another company's charitable cause after she spoke of it and there was a backlash. Not that it's stopping her...she's desperate to have a cause by December. LeAnn Rimes
Charity that turned her down: Friend Movement
Company’s charitable cause: The Breast Cancer Research Foundation (her page removed)

113. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 10/10
Is this Singer too desperate? She likes em' young, but is she trying to hard to hold on to her man? She's hosting all her cougar sexy in public to close that decade gap between them …....and shoo away the rumored groupies. Mariah Carey (43)/Nick Cannon (33)

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actress who has a connection with one of the worst train wrecks in Hollywood is usually up for anything. She recently said that she once had sex for money just so she could say she did. She says it wasn't role playing but that she let a guy hit on her and when he asked to take her home she gave him a price. He paid.

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#2**
The actress from Blind Item #1 once starred in a movie with this A list celebrity/B list mostly movie actor and she says she would never do it again. She says that he whined like a little baby every day and that she had never met a guy who acted less like a guy. He complained about everything from his wardrobe to the temperature of the drinks that assistants brought him to his lines and screen time and that crew members would have an over/under every day of how many times he would complain. If the celebrity/actor was there all day, the number was never below twenty.

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#3**
This Academy Award winner/nominee mostly movie actress has a fairly well known name but is probably just a B- lister. She is trying her hand a little at television and maybe that will boost her list a bit. She is hoping that the money she makes from the show will help her get out of the debt her family has got her into and help her pay for the stable of young guys she keeps on hand to make her feel young. She says that she spends about half her income on guys. Virginia Madsen (brother Michael Madsen)/"Witches of East End"

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actress who started off in television before becoming an Academy Award winner/nominee shares a tenuous connection to a great HBO show. Anyway, our actress was at a charity event for hunger in the world or something like that and they had bags that volunteers were stuffing with food. Our actress was so hammered that she kept stumbling over the bags until finally she got tired of pulling herself back up off the floor and just took a little nap at the feet of the volunteers.

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#5**
The cheating on both sides of the relationship is fine with each of these A list mostly movie actors so I guess that means it would be an open thing rather than a cheating thing. What isn't ok with the A list male in the relationship is the drug use by his female partner. She had stopped for about a year except for pot, but she is back heavy on the one she loves most and her skin is back to that deathly pale look that makes you shudder when you see it up close. This will be revealed. Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#6**
This B list mostly movie actress (#1) and most of the time girlfriend to this A list mostly movie actor who used to have a thing way back in the day for Britney Spears once accepted an offer from a truly spectacular B- list mostly movie actress (#2) to be in a threesome with #2 and #2's husband. For the first time I can remember the husband turned it down. He said he turned it down because he didn't want to ruin the career of #2. Umm, it could only help considering what she has been in. All I know is her ex would have jumped all over it.
#1: Eva Mendes
#1’s boyfriend: Ryan Gosling (Britney Spears connection)
#2: Jessica Biel
#2’s husband: Justin Timberlake

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#7**
This foreign born C+ list mostly movie actress with B list name recognition who sometimes models has a very big secret. The secret is so big that she won't even do any interviews ever for fear it will be brought up. The only time she will do any interviews is if she knows exactly the questions that will be asked and if she gets final editing just in case it is asked. It is about something that happened when she was 8. This will be revealed. Paulina Porizkova (What happened when she was 8)

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#8**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who might eke it back out again to A- after her recent franchise, was at a charity event this past week and was asked about it on the red carpet. The actress said she didn't know anything about the charity but was sure it was great. Then why was she there she was asked. "Have you seen the goody bag? Everyone knows this is the best one to get." Elizabeth Banks "2013 Variety Power of Women"

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#9**
This former B list mostly television actor who is as rich as much as he loves to cheat was hitting on this almost A list mostly television actress who was on a hit network show. She told him that she was gay. Our rich B lister said he could come up with enough money to make her give him a shot. She said no way. He whispered a number in her ear and she said they could go to dinner right then and discuss it. Balthazar Getty/Kate Walsh

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#10**
This married national news anchor not from MSNBC has been having a fling with this sometime journalist/sometimes reality star/sometime talk show host who is also married. There is some talk he might be the father of her child.

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11 **#11**
This is a sad and tragic tale and I am leaving a lot of it out because it is a blind item and not a book. I am just giving you the highlights of what was headed towards a promising career as a being famous for being famous celebrity and instead is a cautionary tale of everything that can go wrong. At her peak our celebrity/reality star/actress made it to A/B/C respectively. She thought she had made it big when she got called for an audition for a part in a huge box office budget type movie. She didn't even mind sleeping with a producer to get cast. When she got on set though even though it was a one day part they kept her there for three days and she says that she was sexually harassed and groped and that one of the A list mostly movie actors in the movie assaulted her on the second day and that she was forced to spend the whole third day with him when they did actually film her scene. She says that during her reality show days producers would always want to have sex with her and encouraged her in her use of drugs and booze and kept her supplied at all times and also provided drugs and booze to other people on the show and because of that became more aggressive towards her and that she feared for her safety most days and that not a week would go by where she wasn't coerced into having sex or some sexual act or something else that made her feel violated. The problem was that she didn't want to lose her chance so she put up with it and took more drugs to cope and once the producers realized she was going to stick it out they made things even harder on her. She says that in the decade she was at her peak she was sexually assaulted or raped at least once every few weeks but kept her mouth shut because she didn't think anyone would believe her and when she did try and speak about things people just thought she was crazy so she shut up and kept taking more drugs. Tila Tequila

125. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/11
"He’s really abusive and rude … with males and females." This music mogul’s lifestyle, reported to be dedicated to Satanic worship [involving ritualistic sex], is the reason why one of his former artists left the music business for good to turn to Christianity. That’s after Kelis reportedly had "many abortions" of our blind item’s unborn kids. Long before she got with Nas, and Jay Z made Bey his bride … Mr. Carter would join our Star Trekkin’ mystery man to tag team females. Just ask Lauren London. He recently became a newlywed — but this star trekker’s marriage is reported to nothing more than a cover-up. Know why? Because he’s really down with the Boyz Club. Don’t believe me.. Ask Helen Lasichanh. Here’s what a source exclusively tells HSK: "He would often ride around Miami in his Phantom, driven by a chauffeur, to pick up random guys for hook-ups. After, he kicks them out the car — getting off on telling his hook-ups ‘Don’t call me, I’ll call you." He likes to chase the dragon, and is currently at odds with another ‘iam’ from his satanic cult. Now, can you guess who I’m talking about? Pharrell Williams

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/12 **#1**
This former B- list mostly television actress from a hit HBO show who is long gone from the show was out partying this week and offering a two for one special with a friend. The actress had no takers because she was asking way too much. It is frightening how fast she has gone downhill. Yes, it will be revealed. Paz de la Huerta

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/12 **#2**
They have only been working together for two months but already this A list actor who is now dividing his time between television and movies is making this C+ list co-star actress uncomfortable with all of his comments and touching and groping. He has a girlfriend but has made it clear he would like to be with the actress who has been dodging him as best she can and she is thinking about quitting the show. "Two and a Half Men" Ashton Kutcher/Amber Tamblyn

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/12 **#3**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor signed his favorite B- list mostly television actress/mistress for a small role in his new movie and has already arranged to get her cast on a new television show. He takes very good care of her so she must be very good to him. I wonder if his actress wife knows.

129. JUST SAY JENN 10/12 **#1**
(original post 10/07/13)
This B-list celebrity was chatting with his costar recently and said something about how he wished his B-list singer wife had the range of his costar. Not exactly the thing to say about his wife now that she's hyper worried about them hooking up on the set. You see, another costar hooked up with her (not the wife, the costar) for the hell of it a couple of years back, used her up, then walked away. Now she's got her eye on this costar to show the costar that slept with her and walked away that she's a hot commodity and he made a huge mistake. Yes, she's like a twelve year old that way. Well this is not the first barbecue the wife has been to with regard to her husband getting busy at work. She's been a constant on set, and has let the costar know in no uncertain terms that she will bodily harm her if she doesn't leave her husband alone. So when she overheard her husband's stupid comment, she yelled from the wings so everyone could hear, "Ask her how many albums that range of her sold! Because my shitty voice sold three times as much!" The other costars laughed themselves silly, and filming had to be delayed ten minutes so they could compose themselves.
B- list celebrity: Blake Sheldon
B- list singer wife: Miranda Lambert
Female Co-star: Christina Aguilera
Male Co-star: Adam Levine
Show: "The Voice"

130. JUST SAY JENN 10/12 **#2**
(original post 10/07/13)
It's kind of old news that this marriage between this country singer and her former singer, now celebrity husband has been on the skids for a while. She's had an on and off drug problem, and he has a notorious wandering eye...especially for young coeds. But, they've always been fiercely loyal to each other, and somehow made it work, or kept up appearances anyway. But now it looks like he's ready to just call it a day and split. He doesn't want it to be a mess, but he's done. It's getting in the way of his midlife crisis. He wants to spend the few years he can still pull down young women enjoying it as much as possible. She doesn't want the marriage to end, though. The drug use pretty much ruined her voice, and alienated her a little from the industry. She's also starting to show her age a little, and doesn't want to be single, lose her bombshell status, and have to endure seeing him in the tabloids with one 20 something after another. She's threatening him with an all out war that will ruin him if he doesn't keep up the charade and be more careful with his midlife crisis. She'll look the other way and let him have his fun, but he needs to play ball or she'll let it get very ugly, very fast. Faith Hill/Tim McGraw

131. JUST SAY JENN 10/12 **#3**
(original post 09/30/13)
Friends of this A-list mostly TV actor and this B-list now mostly TV actress, have been hoping these two would finally realize their love connection and get together. She's the only woman he's even considered dating in the almost decade since his marriage ended, and she loves how warm and kind he is, and seems to not have any of the usual demons her loves of the past have had. They've been spending a lot of time together lately, and the sparks are definitely flying. He's told people that he's willing to take the plunge and see what happens with her, but her ex is what seems to be getting in the way. They have a strange arrangement, and even though he's been completely awful to her in the past, she is fiercely loyal to him and won't give him up. It's that reason alone the A-lister won't jump into a relationship with her. The B-lister has also told people she's could be very, very happy with him, but she's decided to not be serious with anyone until her ex dies. John Stamos/Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen

132. JUST SAY JENN 10/12 **#4**
(original post 09/23/13)
Most of the Emmy blinds that came over were lame, and all about Sofia Vergara getting naked wasted at all the parties. Not really much intrigue there. But this one came over, and I found it not only fascinating, but hilarious. So this B-list mostly television actress and this unfortunately A-list mostly television actor got into quite the heated argument at an after party last night. He congratulated her on a great appearance, and how well her new show was doing, but decided to give his two cents about Corey Monthieth's In Memoriam, the actor thought it was wrong to celebrate people who have OD'ed or committed suicide. After the actor's rant, the actress was very much taken aback and said, "After all the times you were literally pulled out of the gutter, I can't believe you would say something like that." He went on to give a blowhard lecture about pulling oneself up by the bootstraps, blah, blah, blah...to which the actress interrupted him and said, "Oh you mean your wife, not the wife standing next to you, but the wife who dedicated her whole life to keeping you clean and working, who you treated like shit. Right. Well when your time comes I'll make sure no one has a problem with cross dressing, adulterous assholes who love their blow, when it's time for your reel. She walked away. Kelsey Grammer

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/13 **#1**
Despite the party in her honor, this former A list celebrity/singer and now a very unlucky B-/C+ lister still ended up having sex for money the other night as she tries to make ends meet. Ashanti

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/13 **#2**
This former Twilight actress has got to be ticked off. She slept with a producer of what will be a billion dollar film because he said he would get her a part. Nope. It has gone to the acting talented sister of this trio The Twilight actress always does this and it never works out for her. Ashley Greene/Elizabeth Olsen/"Avengers 2"

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/13 **#3**
This former A list tweener is still snorting away every chance he gets so I don't know if this rehab thing actually stuck. Don't believe the hype about the new girlfriend because she too has connections to the money man. Zac Efron/Brittany Snow

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#1**
This unemployed Real Housewife and her child support challenged significant other didn't seem to have any problems negotiating the purchase of an $18,000 painting last night. He will probably want another reduction soon. He can't afford to be shelling out that kind of money for a painting and pay child support. Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley "Real Housewives of Orange County"

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#2**
The reason for the split is not quite so cut and dry. This A list celebrity/singer in every country in the world but here was having second thoughts about having a kept man on the payroll. For his part he has been seeing a 19 year old model and that little secret was becoming more and more open which our singer thought people would see as a sign of her aging and didn't want her paid for boyfriend accused of being a cheater. Kylie Minogue/Andres Velencoso

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#3**
This B list celebrity/athlete is trying to scramble now that she was busted cheating on her B list celebrity/athlete boyfriend. She is the one who is always accusing him of cheating and is the most jealous person in the world so this is an interesting turn of events. Caroline Wozniacki/Rory McIlroy

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#4**
Just because he was recently married doesn't mean this A list celebrity/athlete has given up on his celebrity mistress. The opposite has happened. He has been sexting her twice as much as he used to so she doesn't go off and find someone else. Yeah, I don't think he realizes how illogical that sounds. LeBron James/Sharon Reed (his baby mama)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#5**
This long time A list model used to hide her coke use from her daughter. Now though she says her daughter is old enough to Google so why even hide it any longer. She uses it openly when her daughter is home. Kate Moss

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#6**
This former A list celebrity/singer turned celebrity turned celebrity/singer had an escort over to his house while his wife was out of town. He probably had not expected his child to walk in on him. According to the escort the kid was crying like crazy wondering what happened to his mom.

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee parties so much that her last three boyfriends have all gone to rehab. She just keeps going though. Apparently the guys always want to come back to her even with the rehab thing because she is apparently crazy in bed too. They think it's worth it. She never takes anyone back though. Ever.

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actor who has been in the news a lot recently and not in a good way spent an event backstage doing coke and seemed shocked when it ended without him seeing any of it because he had been so busy chatting and doing lines. Zac Efron at the 30 Seconds to Mars at the Hollywood Bowl

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#9**
This current DWTS celebrity was busted having sex with someone who is not their significant other. She would never have been caught if she was a little more quiet. Apparently when she drinks she is also really noisy. Elizabeth Berkley

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#10**
This A list reality star and blow hard who also happens to be rich had to pay to get his hands on the sex tape his daughter made with her boyfriend. The boyfriend left his cell phone at a party and the next thing you know the daughter was going to be a porn star until dad stepped in. Donald Trump and Marla Maples’ daughter, Tiffany

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#11**
This former C- list mostly television actress who moved to A list reality star who has moved down to C list reality star and soon will be a C list actress again was trying to get a table at a restaurant the other night without a reservation. She was with five other people. The restaurant was booked and people were already waiting. Our diva was told there would be a 45 minute wait. She did the whole do you know who I am thing and the host said he knew exactly who she was and if it was up to him he would make her wait double that amount just because of how horrible her acting is. Our actress walked out in a huff. Tori Spelling

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14 **#12**
Because of his connections and willingness to do anything for money this former A list actor has probably got away with more crime than any other actor from Hollywood ever. Three or four years ago there was a reporter who was going to write a lengthy article/expose about the actor and some of his illegal exploits and ended up almost getting killed a week into his investigation. Three days later he was threatened again and finally gave up the project. It isn't like this actor is all that great but he has a reputation overseas for being great. Sex and drug trafficking are just the tip of the iceberg for this actor. The latest thing that is truly scary is that he has been flown in for some "raids" on camps and has killed people. They are not battles but more like slaughters and he jumped at the chance to participate. I have to say that this fits in with the actor and his past. It also is something I know he has said he wanted to do at some point in his life. Three separate readers from Jordan have all heard the same basic story and have seen him in Amman several times over the past three months when these killings were supposed to have happened. Two of these sources have never been wrong about anything before and the third has also never been wrong but has a very limited track record. The guy is scary and it wouldn't shock me if he ends up dying in a very violent manner. Steven Seagal

148. BLIND GOSSIP 10/14
There is a handsome foreign-born singer about whom we’ve run several blind items. We usually talk about his relationships with women. Today we have something new to add. Yes, he still loves women. Beautiful women. He has never been faithful to any of them. But here’s the really interesting thing: he likes threesomes. Big deal, you say? Well, his girlfriend was not included in the threesomes. And, he likes his threesomes to include another guy. Yes, our singer is bisexual. Who knew? Our singer prefers a guy who has big equipment. How does he know that ahead of time? Well, he tends to favor male porn stars. Male porn stars with pretty girlfriends. Our singer befriends the guy, they hang out, and then the singer asks the guy how his girlfriend is in bed and if she’s adventurous. If the guy says "Yes", the guy’s girlfriend is propositioned and the three of them get together for a night of fun. If the girl says "No," the singer will take just the guy. If he does gets his threesome, our singer will spend approximately equal time with both the guy and the guy’s girlfriend in bed. By the way, our singer likes the bottom. And he is not well-endowed. Maybe that’s why he and his last girlfriend broke up? Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kurnikova

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#1**
This C+ list mostly television actress who used to be on a hit show for an almost network never has said anything about being gay or bi-sexual but she sure was doing a good job of sneaking in two quick make out grope sessions with this very attached female A list celebrity who found a way to ditch her partner a couple of times. What will this lead to? HINT: The A lister is a talk show host. PROBABLY: Jessica Szohr "Gossip Girl"/Ellen DeGeneres

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actor who has turned to television as he has aged but not become less attractive was chastised this past week during intermission of a play in NYC. The actor was told that his behavior with his much much younger female companion did not go unnoticed and was not appreciated. Apparently our actor was getting some manual attention during the performance and it didn't go down well with the person doing the berating. Our actor apologized and said it wouldn't happen again. Jeff Goldblum

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#3**
This former A list reality star and talk show host and reality show star again and a million other descriptions is foreign born. She was also wasted out of her mind the other night and when no one could be found to help support her out to a waiting cab she had to crawl to the front entrance before some guys took pity on her and led her out to the waiting cab. Her makeup and wig were all crazy. It was a horrific sight. Sharon Osborne

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#4**
This B list celebrity who is an A+ list musician and sells out places around the world and has a very interesting name. Good looking too. Anyway he was late getting to the stage last week which is really unusual for him but he was finishing up a performance with a woman who had sneaked backstage and promised to do anything he wanted. He took her up on the offer and while his crew took photos and video the celebrity got serviced and then went on stage. Jon Bon Jovi (1 hour late)

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#5**
This British female singer who was everywhere a few years ago and seemed destined to be a superstar has crashed and burned mainly due to her love of heroin. She just can't stop for longer than a day and despite rehab and even a 24/7 minder she keeps relapsing. I just hope she isn't sharing needles too. Duffy

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#6**
This no name walk on type actress is selling a story to tabloids claiming that this married D list mostly television actor with A list name recognition gave her an STD that does not go away. She says he told her he was clean. Apparently he tells that to everyone but it isn't true. She is also threatening to sue him. The tabloid world would go ballistic if this comes out. Eddie Cibrian

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#7**
The biggest a-hole of the day award today goes to this barely hanging onto A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. It isn't often you see an actor or actress think so highly of themselves that they think they are truly better than everyone around them but this actress has always felt that way and it appears it is getting worse. Our actress was filming some commercials and went off on a couple of different crew members who dared speak to her. One of them was a lighting guy who asked if she could move a foot or two to the correct mark. She hissed at him and threatened him with a firing. Another crew member asked if she could bring the actress an umbrella because of the sun and the actress yelled at her and then complained to the director because she found the crew offensive and dirty. She even said, "One has really dirty nails and I'm scared of him." I hate this person more every day. This will be revealed. Nicole Kidman

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#8**
The reason you have not heard or seen much if anything about this A+ list celebrity/singer's latest boyfriend is that she is being super sneaky. Why? He is an ex and he has a girlfriend already. He is going through some very serious drug issues so she felt sorry for him and the next thing you know they hooked up a few times.

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#9**
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit show who just happens to also be starring in a sure fire movie bomb which is due out now, was at a pumpkin patch with her kid and stopped people in their tracks with how much she reeked of booze. She drove them both there and home. January Jones

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#10**
This married American Idol alum was having sex with her B list mostly television co-star's boyfriend the last few weeks the show was on the air. Katharine McPhee/Debra Messing/Will Chase "Smash"

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#11**
This former A list male model has some kind of illness that he has not discussed publicly but one person who saw him the other day said he needs a cane to walk and looks near death. So young. Mark Vanderloo

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/15 **#12**
Not that long ago this A list mostly movie actor who really shouldn't be A list but his name recognition keeps him there. He is no great acting talent at all. He is kind of like the male version of Jennifer Aniston except he is foreign born and didn't have the television career. At an after party he ran into at the time an almost A list mostly television actress who has since become a B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition if you can spell it. The two hit it off and when the actor said the magic word coke, the actress was all over him and they left together to go back to his hotel. When they got to the hotel they started making out but then the actress brought up the coke so they did a few lines. The actor then started making more moves on the actress and they ended up naked but then he decided he needed a couple of lines to get himself into game shape. He has lots of problems performing. After he had done a few lines the actress had to have a few. They started getting back into the sex but then he had an idea to snort coke off her naked body so he did and he basically did everything he could to avoid having to perform and she was up for as much coke as he was willing to share and the two kept saying they were going to have sex but spent the entire night going through the actor's entire coke stash and never had sex. This is kind of repeat behavior for our actor. Gerald Butler

161. BLIND GOSSIP 10/15 **#1**
There’s been lots of chatter about the divorce of this famous news guy, and speculation as to his involvement with a prominent female reporter. Well, we have the inside story! He is getting divorced, but his wife’s legal documents declare that he was faithful. She is still married and pretends to be a devoted wife and mother. The two of them are definitely having an affair. And it has been going on for years! They have even – very quietly and very secretly – taken their relationship to the next level. The two newsy lovers have actually rented a Manhattan love nest together! Since he was living in Connecticut, and she commuted from Westchester, having this place together is practically a professional obligation, right? It makes it so much easier for them to rise early and commute to work together. They just had the place fully redecorated by a professional decorator. It’s really nice. And they were both there to pick out fabrics and select the countertops together. Aww! How sweet. How faithful. How devoted. Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski

162. BLIND GOSSIP 10/15 **#2**
We have an update for fans of a certain boyband who don’t know what it is going on behind the scenes. Two of the boys wanted to take a winter vacation together. Just the two of them – without fake girlfriends, or other friends, or other band members around. As of today, it doesn’t look like a vacation with just the two of them is going to happen. The two guys aren’t exactly enamored with each other right now. It’s not like they hate each other. They are still close. But their personal, intimate relationship has become increasingly difficult to manage. There are several reasons for this. We’ll tell you about the first one now, and fill you in on the rest later. The first point of contention… is another guy! He is not a member of the band. He had a relationship with one of our boys. Nobody likes to be cheated on, and it caused a major series of fights between our two boybanders. "How could you cheat on me? And of all the people in the world, why did it have to be with him?"
Boybander 1: Harry Styles
Boybander 2: Louis Tomlinson
Group: One Direction
Other guy: Nick Grimshaw

163. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/15
The 2007 death of this Lone Star song man has been long believed to have been caused by "accidental overdose" … But we’ve learned otherwise. An insider exclusively tells HSK our 31-year-old blind item committed suicide "by inhaling a toxic amount of Freon." Know why? We’re told the famed leading 90's boy group singer was suffering from a deep depression over "being forced to hide his homosexuality." "It’s a shame. Not only was he talented … he was also a real good person when you got to know him." Here’s what a music industry insider reveals: "He was raised in the church so his family is very religious. He just couldn’t deal with living a double life anymore … so he killed himself." He was one of the five members of his group. Now, can you guess who I’m talking about? Tony Thompson

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#1**
I have joked previously about how brain impaired this A list mostly movie actor is, who is known for his good looks and one successful franchise. All his other movies bomb but he gets that tag of A as long as he keeps pumping out the franchise. Anyway, his actress wife has more creative ways than Walter White of explaining why she needs to do something and can't be home for a few hours. Does she just not want to get divorced? Is he that stupid to not know what's going on? How many different guys does she need to cheat with before he gets it? She was at it again this week while he just went through the motions of his day. Alone. Daniel Craig/Rachel Weisz

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#2**
This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record and it also sounds like crap. She needs to go back in the studio to fix it but can't find the time, energy or voice to do it. Look for it to be delayed yet again. It won't end up in the trash but most people would put it there right now if they listened to it. Mariah Carey

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#3**
This almost A list celebrity/singer has spent the entirety of his marriage cheating on his B list mostly movie actress wife so it really isn't surprising she is cheating on him now. What is surprising is the semi-public sucking face she did off in a corner of a screening of her most recent movie.
Robin Thicke/Paula Patton
Movie: "Baggage Claim"

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#4**
Most of the time when this married A list celebrity/host hits on every woman he encounters during the day, they say no. There is a B- list mostly movie actress/former reality star who always says yes though. Maybe that is why she gets face time on his show so much despite not doing anything worthy. Julianne Hough/Mario Lopez

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#5**
This singer must be rolling over in her grave after her daughter drove a bus over the grave. Not only has the daughter been lying about a relationship she claims she never had but she is also getting paid a bunch of money to lie about it. Latin singer Jenni Rivera/daughter Janney (affair with stepfather)

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#6**
This former A list singer is now a B list singer but still has A list name recognition thanks to a bunch of pop song hits from almost a decade ago. Right now though he is lucky to be alive. I think our singer and his formerly hot and sexy wife are racing each other to death with the amount of drugs they take everyday. I bet you didn't even know they have each been to rehab multiple times. Robbie Williams/Ayda Field; Tim McGraw and Faith Hill

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#7**
This couple had patched up their differences and things were going smoothly. Then the A+ list celebrity wife heard about another affair her A++ list celebrity husband was involved in. It was a woman served up on a platter almost literally by the money man who also serves them up to Zac Efron. Now our A+ list celebrity is back in the dog house and their time apart could become permanent. It would be front page headlines. Victoria "Posh" and David Beckham/Marcelo Claure

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#8**
The producers of this hit network comedy are going to reduce the role of one of the stars of the show down to just a handful of episodes or release her from her contract because she keeps gaining weight. They are going to call it creative differences. Ariel Winter "Modern Family"; Hannah Simone "New Girl"; Melissa Rauch "The Big Bang Theory"

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where he likes to dress as Satan and role play with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home. Mel Gibson

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#10**
This B list actress who was on a very hit premium cable show and is beloved because of it, is sick but won't talk about it. She has huge clumps of her hair that are falling out and unlike the last time this happened to her a few years ago she is having to wear a wig because it is leaving bald patches. Edie Falco "The Sopranos"

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/16 **#11**
This former A+ list singer/celebrity who at one point seemed to rule the world with his songs is now just a bald B list celebrity who lives off his money and cheats on his wife when he gets drunk which is all day every day. His wife is a former A list celebrity who used to be married to another former A list celebrity but he cheated on her with another former A list celebrity who was cheating on her C list celebrity husband. Got all that? We will call that group one. Now take the last former A list celebrity. This was not her first time cheating on her husband. She cheats on her current husband which is why he tries to stick like glue to her. He is also a cuckolded mess. Nothing like the guy he pretends to be to his audiences. Anyway, back to his wife who cheated on her ex-husband with another former A list celebrity who was also an A list diva and used to have a shower where he made groupies shower before they could have sex with him. He would give them robes he had stolen from hotels with the bills going to the record label.
(#1)Former A+ singer/celeb/current bald B list celeb:
(#2)Wife of #1/former A list celeb:
(#3) Ex-husband of #2/former A list celeb:
(#4) Former A list celeb (female):
(#5) Husband of #4/C list celeb:
(#6) Current husband of #4:
(#7) Former A list celeb/former A list diva:

175. BLIND GOSSIP 10/16 **PART 1**
This band-in-a-hotel story happened a few months ago. The story started to leak out, but the band’s management and PR team made a series of calls and successfully stuffed it back into the closet so it wouldn’t hurt their reputation. But we’re going to tell you all about it now! This very popular band was staying at a nice hotel in a foreign country. As usual, there were a large number of fans waiting outside the hotel to try and meet them after the show. However, the band members wanted to blow off a little steam first, so they didn’t go back to the hotel. Instead they went out to a club, drank heavily and snorted a ton of cocaine. Yes, despite their lovely image, they do drugs. Lots of drugs. They were so drunk and high and out of control that that their management didn’t want them interacting with any fans at all when they returned. So they sneaked them all in through the back entrance of the hotel and escorted them up to their rooms. Yes, there were hundreds of disappointed fans outside. But those fans had no idea what was going down inside the hotel after the band returned that night. Total drama and chaos! More later today. Band: One Direction

176. BLIND GOSSIP 10/16 **PART 2**
So, the band sneaked back into the hotel through the back entrance – leaving hundreds of disappointed fans outside – and were brought up to their rooms. Although it is a large hotel, the band had reserved an entire floor for privacy. In addition to the band members, there were crew members, management, and a couple of female significant others along. Most people shared rooms. Pretty typical for a concert tour. The "sleeping arrangements" were rather interesting. Each of the girls was assigned their own room, and the guys were assigned to single rooms or no rooms at all. Presumably, those without room assignments were going to be staying in the rooms with the women. But everyone didn’t exactly stay in the room to which they were assigned! Some of the boys continued to party when they got back to the hotel. Yes, they had brought cocaine back with them. They were high out of their minds, running through the halls, banging on doors, and yelling, "Everybody up! Wake the fuck up!" wanting more company for their cocaine fest. But the real drama came in the wee hours of the morning, when one of the women emerged from her room, crying. Her boyfriend had been doing coke for hours at that point, and wasn’t slowing down. She told the hotel staff that her boyfriend was high and wouldn’t let her go to sleep because he kept wanting to have sex. She had some kind of engagement to go to the next morning for her own career, and needed to be up early. The hotel booked another room for her, her tears stopped, and she wound up sleeping solo in a room on a separate floor. One more story to tell.
Band: One Direction
Boyfriend: Zayn Malik
Crying girlfriend: Perrie Edwards

177. BLIND GOSSIP 10/16 **PART 3**
Let’s finish out this story. What’s left? The aftermath. The clean up cost the band some serious dollars. They didn’t smash things or throw televisions out the windows or anything like that. But there was coke everywhere. In the fabrics, on the walls, in the carpet. You can’t just vacuum that stuff up. The hotel had to call in a specialty cleaning company – who wore white Tyvek suits and masks – to get rid of every trace of powder. The band paid up and the hotel cleaned up and shut up. One of the rooms wasn’t slept in at all. That’s because two of the guys shared a room that night. Yes, it was a room with one bed. The two boys were very close at that time. They’re not quite as close anymore, but they still get along. Yes, rumors weren’t the only things being stuffed into the closet by their management and PR team. So much for a wholesome, hetero, drug-free image!
Two Guys who shared a room: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson

178. JUST SAY JENN 10/16 **#1**
This B-list celebrity, who used to be strictly a singer on the bubble of A-list, is out promoting herself nonstop...her show...her new look...planting rumors about herself... but none of it seems to be helping. Part of the problem is, she desperately wants to be seen as a sex symbol like her nemesis, this A-list celebrity, is seen effortlessly, but it's just never comes to fruition for her. People always say, "Oh wow her talent," rather than "Oh wow, she's so sexy!" and it drives her nuts. She spent a lot of money and did a lot of Adderall to look better than she has in years, and while she's getting some headlines here and there, no one seems to care. But everyone made a huge deal over her nemesis's latest project and how amazing she looked. Well, she was pissed off, and paid someone off to release the 'smoke and mirrors' behind the other woman's project, then released another sexy photo shoot right on it's heels, hoping it would work. It didn't because the fans rallied around the other star and didn't care that things had been altered, they love her no matter what. The B-lister went bananas. This feud mainly exists in her head, the two haven't had a conversation in over 15 years, but it's everything to her, and she wants to finally be #1. She's trying to buy secrets about the other woman to leak to the press that will make people turn on her. When you see a very unflattering story hit about the A-lister in the next month or so, know that it was planted by the jealous B-lister. Christina Aguilera & Britney Spears

179. JUST SAY JENN 10/16 **#2**
This D-list mostly television actor, with probably B-list name recognition, was seen chatting up this former D-list mostly television actor, now on the bubble of B-list celebrity. What were they talking about besides man whoring and lifting weights? Divorce attorneys. Right there in the juice bar of the gym, they were cackling away like a couple of old hens about how they need to find a way to get divorced and not get cleaned out. "It's cheaper to keep her!" was roared about ad nauseam as they toasted protein shakes and giggled like a couple of goons. This A+ list celebrity, who went through quite a messy tabloid battle of his own, walked into the juice bar after his workout, and the two idiots called him over to their table like he would A.) Even know who they are, and B.) Would even know who they are. But, he's an ok dude, so he went over to see what they were talking about. The dynamic duo then went into their little comedy routine, and when they were finished, the A+ lister looked blankly at them and said, "You have kids with these women?" the B-lister said, "yes" and the D-lister said, "Only with my first wife." The A+-lister nodded his head, "You might want to think about that before making their mother a punchline" turned around and walked away. The D-lister said something snide about the A+-lister's tabloid past, so the A+ lister turned to them and said, "You're X, right?" The D-lister nodded, "Well X, you might want to double check those producer lists of the things you're reading for. I'm on a lot of them." then resumed walking away.
D-list mostly television actor:
B-list celebrity: Mario Lopez
A+ list celebrity:

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#1**
This A list rapper/producer is getting divorced because his wife found out about the three women he got pregnant in the past year and the sex he had with this A++ list celebrity/singer that even the celebrity's friends and family don't know about. Timbaland/Rihanna (and he also hooked up with Miley)

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#2**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who has not acted in a long time but still has A list name recognition has a new male partner who helps her out when men want to watch her have sex with someone. They must also be willing to join in with another guy which is why her partners usually leave after a week at the most.

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress didn't want to be embarrassed on national television so sent a check in the amount of $50K to a former cast mate to keep her mouth shut about the boyfriend the A lister stole all those years ago that has made the two co-stars bitter enemies. Julia Roberts/Annabeth Gish "Mystic Pizza" Reunion

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#4**
This actress is B- list. Mostly television. Even though some people would even say she is a C+ list actress everyone who sees her recognizes her instantly. She was on one of the most popular shows of all time. Even though she is married she is perfectly willing to make her married A list co-star happy any way he needs to be happy. So far he has resisted her efforts but she likes the guys on her shows to be dedicated to her so she can stick around the entire run of the show. Jamie-Lynn Sigler "The Sopranos"/"Guys With Kids" - Jimmy Fallon (not co-star, but creator and executive producer)

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#5**
This former B list funny actress who now just focuses on keeping her show on the air long enough to hit syndication, split with her boyfriend because he has been cheating on her with this B list mostly television actress/singer from a hit network show who loves people to think she is single now and was madly in love before. Not so much as it turns out. Whitney Cummings/Peter Berg/Lea Michelle

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#6**
Not to those future filmmakers out there who strive to be A list like a certain unnamed director. You will miss days of shooting on your big budget flick if you get the crap beat out of you because you didn't pay your hooker bills after bosses extended you credit. Michael Bay

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#7**
This Real Housewife is named as a hooker in the new book about Alex Rodriguez. She used to be one of his favorites before she got greedy. The Housewife thinks being exposed will allow her to have her very own reality show instead of sharing. "Real Housewives of Miami" Joanna Krupa

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#8**
Before this married A list mostly television actress started a fling with her married B list co-star on their hit network show she had a year long fling with a newly married A+ list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. They were together until his wife got pregnant.

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#9**
This underage at the time and B- list mostly television actress from a very hit show at the time had sex with two guys at once in a hotel room with her mom next door and kept screaming at her mom the entire time she was having sex. Our actress was also wasted out of her mind. Yeah, she doesn't get along with her parents. Taylor Momsen "Gossip Girl"

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#10**
This former A list "singer" and celebrity who is now a C list nobody with almost A list name recognition has been cut off from all money by her family until she goes to rehab. If she thinks her new boyfriend can support her she is mistaken. He doesn't have all that much. Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/17 **#11**
This actor is almost A list. Really close. Right there at the brink. He is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. Oh, and he is an a-hole. Over the past few years you have had glimpses of what an a-hole he can be and some of that behavior has been written about here on the site in posts and in blinds. He is vindictive and is not a fan of women in general as many of the women have found out he has encountered. Have you noticed that he never dates anyone longer than a week or two and that he usually confines himself to one night stands? Well, a lot of it comes from his violent past. He has talked a little bit about it but has really hedged his bets so to speak by pretending he never was involved and was just a witness. Not even close to being true. Our actor was right there for the gang rapes and the beatings. He was not only a participant but a leader too. Today when he goes out with people he shows that same kind of violent streak. One B list actress who went out with him once says he was fine in public but when they were alone she was scared she wasn't going to get out of there alive because he changed so dramatically. Another woman says she was followed by him constantly and that she too feared he would break in and attack her after she spurned his advances. It makes you wonder if he will be able to contain his violent behavior as he grows older or if it will really show itself and land the actor where he belongs. Jail. James Franco

191. BLIND GOSSIP 10/17
This encounter happened last month at the foreign premiere of a film starring several big name actors and actresses. The cast and crew of the film dined at a local restaurant prior to the premiere. Word quickly spread of their location, and several dozen fans and some local paparazzi gathered to wait outside the restaurant for the stars of the film to emerge. There was great excitement when the two most famous actors from the film – who are more than ten years apart in age - walked out of the restaurant together. There was still a lot of time left before the premiere, and the two were sharing a car to the theater. The younger actor looked around at the flashing bulbs and the people waving to him and calling out his name… and literally ran to the waiting SUV! He did not look at or acknowledge a single person. The crowd booed him. The older actor, on the other hand, chose to do exactly the opposite. He could not have been more gracious with the fans. He took the time to greet every single person who was there, shaking hands, posing for photos, and signing magazines. He chatted with each one, thanking them for coming and asking them if they were going to see the movie. When the fans on one side began clamoring for his attention, he turned around and waved and reassured them "Don’t worry! I’ll be with you all soon!" Needless to say, the fans were delighted with his warmth and kindness, and the crowd applauded him when he finally did depart. Yes, the younger actor stayed in the car the entire time. The next time each of these actors stars in a film, guess which one these fans will want to see? Kudos to the Warm Actor for his conduct with the fans. And a thump on the head to Cold Actor, who really needs to learn how to be more gracious and thankful to the very people upon whom his success depends.
Warm Older Actor: Hugh Jackman
Cold younger Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal
Film: "Prisoners"
City/Country: Toronto/Canada

192. JUST SAY JENN 10/17 **#1**
This A-list celebrity has been trying to help this C-lister get her shit together and back on the right track for a bout a month now. It's been a hard fought relationship, as the C-lister doesn't think she has a problem with anything, and wants to captain her own sinking ship so to speak. Well, the C-lister finally warmed up to the A-lister after a string of embarrassments and a horrifically self destructive few days. One of the C-lister's advisors and confidants was none too happy about this meeting at all. He depends on her depending on him. The people behind the C-lister's current project were thrilled with this meeting, because maybe it would talk some sense into her, and save this project that is getting harder and harder to salvage. The A-lister has been through some of the same things before, and had one of the biggest comebacks of her time. Her people are now in charge of the C-lister now. Much to the chagrin of the C-lister's hangers on... she arranged for a crisis intervention team to reinvent the C-lister and rehabilitate her image. The first order of business? Shut. Up. Focus on work, and work only. Nothing else matters but work right now. The A-lister thinks that this is 50% of the battle. Get the C-lister to focus on work, and learn how to be quiet, everything else should eventually right itself. The C-lister has to travel for work pretty soon, and the A-lister is afraid that the typical drama is going to get stirred up by these two men in the C-lister's life that are the worst thing possible for her right now. The A-lister has paid for a 'life-coach/assistant' type of person to travel with her in order to keep her on the right track. So far, it seems to be working. The C-lister is still in bad shape, but listening to the A-lister and sort of focusing a bit better. If she can get through her upcoming travels, there just might be hope for her yet. Not Lindsay Lohan and Oprah.

193. JUST SAY JENN 10/17 **#2**
This is a tale of two divas...one talented and earning of the title. One an awful third rate talent that somehow got this lucky. It's no secret that they don't like each other at all. It's actually a feud from almost twenty years ago when the talented diva was making hits with the 3rd rater's boyfriend, and the 3rd rater made the boyfriend quit working with the talented one in order to give her hits, too. So for decades it's been like a one up competition between them. They plant stories about each other in the press, and it gets vicious behind the scenes, too. Well, the 3rd rater has kind of hit a rough patch in her life recently. The press is picking up on things here and there, but nowhere near the true awfulness of what it really is. There are secrets about to come out about her that she's been successful at keeping for years, and when they do, it will be a disaster. She'll have to retire completely. The tabloids will chew her up and spit her out, and she'll never get a gig again. But rather than revel in the 3rd rater's demise, the talented diva is stepping in to help her out. She reached out to the 3rd rater and offered up anything she needed. Anything. They might have their differences, but she can't stand by and watch this person go down in flames. Expect to see some stories about this 'feud' to be popping up here and there in order to get the heat off the 3rd rater so she can start to fix the unraveling. Also don't be surprised if these two work together in the near future.
Talented Diva: Mariah Carey
Awful Diva: Jennifer Lopez

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actress who I still can't believe was ever A list made it seem like she was the kindest, most sensitive woman ever when she rushed to the side of her soon to be ex husband. She was only there long enough for a few photos and a story or two to be planted and then she was on her way when there was nothing more for her. If she could get a Kneepads cover she would rush back to his side though but I'm not sure she can convince him. Ashley Judd/Dario Franchitti

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#2**
This A list celebrity/singer (not Britney Spears) is right on the edge of a breakdown. She is medicating now and needs a break very badly but her record company and the rest of her people are telling her to push through it while giving her other things to help her cope. This is not going to turn out well. She is a mess and something bad will happen if they don't give her a break soon. Ke$ha

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was out two nights ago with his boyfriend. Yes, sure his girlfriend was there too but he didn't come in with the girlfriend she came later. He didn't leave with the girlfriend, she left earlier. He did leave about one minute from his boyfriend though who had a car waiting right behind our actor. Jake Gyllenhaal/ Alyssa Miller

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#4**
This former A list tweener and now just a celebrity who can't get his act together embarrassed himself last night by making a very clumsy pass at his movie actress ex that involved first a missed kiss and then he tried to put his arm around her and she pushed him away. He called her a bitch and went to find someone else to grope. Joe Jonas/Camilla Belle

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#5**
For once it was not a celebrity or an actress who was the drug addled mess at a party. This beloved B list mostly television actor from a very hit network show had to keep apologizing last night for the behavior of his wife who was hammered out of her mind and kept touching men who were most definitely not her husband. She made frequent trips to the bathroom but our actor didn't appear to be contacting you know who even with the frequent absences of his wife. Tony Goldwyn (wife Liz)/Kerry Washington "Scandal"

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#6**
This A list celebrity/singer/reality star doesn't seem to care if anyone notices him cheating on his A list celebrity/singer wife. Well maybe a little since in public this week the affection was confined to hand holding and hugging with his latest mistress before they headed back to her place that night. He never takes anyone to his place. Blake Sheldon/Miranda Lambert

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#7**
This actress is A list in her own country and in the rest of the world about a B-. She has been in some huge movies. Blockbusters. She had a huge starring role but after that role didn't work for almost three years because this married A+ list mostly movie actor who likes to always come off as a kind guy blackballed her after she refused to sleep with him while they were making a movie together. Audrey Tautou/Tom Hanks "The Da Vinci Code"

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#8**
This A list celebrity/singer/B list mostly movie actor was at dinner the other night and two teenage girls waited until he had finished eating and was getting up from his table when they approached him to try and have their photo taken with him. He told them to fuck off and walked out. Seriously, those are the words he said. More than one person heard him say it. The girls started crying. Blake Shelton

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B+ and goes more off the edge every day has lost his girlfriend. She is an actress too and thought she had seen every thing our actor could throw at her until he brought home two guys he met an hour earlier and told his girlfriend to have sex with them. She declined and left the house and went to stay with some friends. Shia LaBeouf

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#10**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who was in some very big movies back in the day before her career as an escort took off, is trying to get a tabloid cover to tell people she is sober. This would be her third sober tabloid cover. The fact that she isn't sober and hasn't stayed sober makes this all more interesting. Tara Reid

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/18 **#11**
This week is not a traditional blind. I will give you a person but it is going to be hard. The reason I am writing it is not so much to out the one person I discuss but to tell you that Hollywood knows this happens and just because you have a bunch of people who claim they care about the world they really don't. Tell me the next time you see an actor walk away from a million dollar paycheck because their costume making was outsourced to child labor. Even if you told them to their face they would say they are just there to act. Huh. Then why do you have a producer credit? Why are you screwing over your union and pretending you are working for scale while that huge "producer" or consulting fee check that SAG can't touch gets deposited in your account. I have seen a President of SAG do that same trick. Didn't even blink. So why should they care about some child labor making their costumes? If you are going to talk about costume designers today the first name you are going to mention is this woman. If she is not the first name out of your mouth, she is going to be in the top three. She has literally worked on the biggest movies on the planet designing thousands of costumes that all need to be made. The producers of the movies she has worked for made hundreds of millions of dollars on these productions and the actors in these films are the biggest stars on the planet. This costume designer has all her garments made south of the border. All of them. Nothing here that she would be forced to pay scale wages on because the producers don't want that. They want cheap. If some kids get exploited in foreign countries so be it. In the last big budget movie she worked on which starred arguably the biggest actor in the world who was also a producer this designer paid each worker a flat fee of $700. That was for three months work. 16 hours a day. Do the math and it works out to about 48 cents an hour. No overtime. If you want a lunch you need to bring it. You only got the money after the three months were up. If you worked two months and got sick you got no money. The movie has grossed just over $500M to date worldwide.
Mayes C. Rubeo
Brad Pitt/"World War Z"

205. BLIND GOSSIP 10/18
This producer of a this hot film is not going to be happy at all when he finds out what his wife has been doing! Casting is an art. Sometimes the initial mix of talent you select for a project just doesn’t work, though, and you have to go back to the drawing board and try again. It happens more often than you think. In Hollywood, you are expected to follow a certain code when it comes to casting a big project. Publicity about your potential cast is welcome… as long as it’s controlled by your publicist and keeps people involved and guessing and doesn’t make anyone look bad. But you definitely don’t throw people under the bus just because your original choice for a project wasn’t quite the right fit. It’s not the talent’s fault, and they should never be blamed for your choices. This highly-anticipated film is going through some major casting changes. They gracefully dismissed the lead actor in a way that was designed to make everyone look thoughtful and professional and amicable. The producer’s wife, however, didn’t seem to get the memo! She can’t keep her big mouth shut! Either she doesn’t understand the process and the professional etiquette involved in casting… or she misses the attention she got when she was a reality star. She has been blabbing all over the place about what a bad choice the now-dismissed actor was for the role (ouch!), soliciting opinions as to other actors who would be right for the role, and dangling carrots as to who the replacement will be. Not authorized, and not cool. As soon as the producer finds out about her indiscretions, we’re sure he’ll tell her to STFU. In the meantime, we’re kind of enjoying the four dozen plus comments she has made about the film.
Film: "50 Shades of Grey"
Actor: Charlie Hunnam
Producer: Michael de Luca
Wife: Angelique Madrid

206. JUST SAY JENN 10/18 **#1**
It's been all about catfights these days, so let's just keep the trend going... These two C-list celebrities turned fashion designers are mostly known for their abilities to be really, really skinny and bitchy (because they're hungry) are close friends in real life even though their fashion lines are direct competitors. They attended an event together recently that two reality stars decided to crash. Yep, these two...who are trying desperately to get their own show, showed up to this high end charity event with a camera crew in tow, and completely crashed it. Why weren't they thrown out? Well, one of the reality star's husband, a B-list athlete, wrote a huge check for the foundation. If they didn't let her in, even though she declined the invitation weeks earlier, she would make sure the check was torn up. She and the other reality star, a former C-lister now looking for a list...any list...to be on, were allowed inside, but the camera crew wasn't. Well, the C-list designers went to the powder room together and found the two reality stars doing what they love to do...a whole bunch of blow. One of the designers is sober, and the other is pregnant, so they went OFF. Chewed the party crashers out, then went to the director of the event and told them that they would double the donation the reality star's husband made if they kicked the dynamic duo out. So the event director found a way to peacefully get the two to exit. There was a staging area for the silent auction items in a conference room that they were allowed to sit in and film with their crew the rest of the night. The designers made sure to tell everyone what had happened. They're bitches that way.
C- list fashion designers: Nicole Richie/Rachel Zoe
Reality star/athlete husband: Kristin Cavallari/Jay Cutler
C- list reality star: Gretchen Rossi

207. JUST SAY JENN 10/18 **#2**
Lots of skeletons in these two A-list celebrity's closets. They used to be very close friends, actually it was a three some of A-list BFFs they belonged to, and no one has ever been able to figure out why they had such a horrific falling out. And after they did, the third wheel in the threesome, this A-list celebrity remained loyal to the older A-lister. Turns out, the younger A-lister isn't the pretty, perfect, princess she wants the world to believe. She's actually a bit of a slut, quite frankly. A boring slut, but a slut nonetheless. She doesn't care if she's married or they're married, if she wants it, she goes after it. Well, she went after the elder A-lister's then husband, and had their mutual friend (a nobody) orchestrate everything, and give the younger A-lister all of the inside info of his schedule, etc. so she could hook up with him. There had been a flirtation between them for a while, and it was about to go to the next level. The elder A-lister got wind of this and rightfully went apeshit. It's not clear whether there was actually an affair carried out, but it was enough for the elder A-lister to throw her husband out, and disown the BFF and the person they shared in common. The third A-lister in the group was horrified by what the younger friend did and stayed loyal to the elder A-lister. Everybody agreed to keep it quiet because there are a lot of children and marriages involved. The elder A-lister and her husband eventually divorced, but the younger is still married, and has no idea this even happened. But it's about to come out. Soon.
Younger A list celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow
Older A list celebrity: Madonna/Guy Ritchie
Mutual friend: Tracy Anderson
Third Wheel: Stella McCartney

208. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/18
She’s said to be getting ready for a third trip down the isle — while pulling a Meagan ‘I’m Celibate Till Wed’ Good — but sources reveal ‘Choosy Susie’ is the real McCoy on our blind item. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Ray J, who witnesses say they recently spotted with her in H-Town. "She was wearing an engagement ring while she was all over Ray J." She’ll be the first to boast about being a gold-digger, but what she doesn’t want you to know about are her paid transactions with certain media outlets … which are reported to be giving her guap for drops on the Jackson family. Know why? Because she once called Randy her BFF. She’s set to soon peel off her all-white wardrobe to play another Diamond, after being cast as a stripper … again. This time, we’re told she’ll be showing her tata’s … to stay a So So Mo-Fo factor. Can someone please provide us with birth records proving she’s actually related to one ‘Pretty Young Thung’ lady lyricist? Lisa Raye "Lap Dance"

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/19 **#1**
This B list actor who is B list simply because of the franchise he is in and nothing else tried to have sex with a woman last week. She is someone who was an extra on the set and our actor had been getting teased about not being with anyone on the set. So he got drunk and then hit on her and when he couldn't get it up blamed it on drinking. He should just come clean. Completely clean. Not the vague statements he has been making. Josh Hutcherson

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/19 **#2**
This former B list reality star turned B list member of a group turned B list celebrity turned back to singer who for all the bouncing around actually has a lot of fans who love and adore her. She also has at least one guy fan who offered the celebrity $10K if she could finish him off with her mouth in the back of a cab in one mile on the Vegas Strip. She took him up on the offer and she won with plenty of distance to spare. This will be revealed. Aubrey O'Day

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/19 **#3**
This former Playboy Playmate who had her own show for a bit once had her boyfriend break up with her because she had sex with his mom at a Playboy party. It was before they started dating but once he found out he was gone.

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/20 **#1**
Apparently charity does not always work out well as this former A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit show turned B- list "I will take anything" actor found out. He was working for a charity and met a woman and they started having an affair which led to the end of both their marriages. Tom Welling (Michael Jordan’s charity golf event)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/20 **#2**
This former indie queen who was the first indie queen and has made some truly amazing movies with "that guy" continues heading off the deep end which is why "that guy" has been avoiding her calls to put her in his new thing. The other night she was at an event and was walking up to men and asking if they thought her breasts were sagging and if she needed a boob job and was encouraging men to touch them. HINT: The show she wanted to be on was canceled. PROBABLY: Parkey Posey/Christopher Guest "Family Tree"

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/20 **#3**
This A++ list celeb who is one of the top three or four celebs on the planet is single. If you snag him you will live a life of luxury. He is also a bit of a racist or needs to work on his language. He was talking to a rapper the other day and used the N word in a conversation with him. Our celeb is foreign born, but still, no excuse. His people apologized to the rapper and have been kissing his butt so he doesn't say anything. Obviously he told some people. Prince Harry

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#1**
This A list celebrity/singer who would much rather be an actor but is lousy at it, was at a swimming pool the other day and accidentally got splashed by someone jumping in. Our singer/celebrity was ticked off because everyone around the pool noticed the actor's new hair plugs. The singer/celebrity jumped from the pool and grabbed a towel before heading to a cabana for a hat and then off to his room. Justin Timberlake

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#2**
A lot of people are going to be clamoring for a DNA test when this former B+ list reality star and now married, looking desperately for another season or another network B- list celebrity, announces she is pregnant. Sure, her husband is one of the candidates. Kendra

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#3**
This A list movie director has spent almost zero times with his kids since his divorce. He is too concerned with making sure his much younger significant other is happy than anything to do with his kids. He never really calls either. Of course if he wants to see his kids he has to speak to his ex which is something he doesn't like to do since she always brings up the cheating. Robert Rodriguez

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#4**
This former A list celebrity who has never really been liked by anyone and has never been able to translate fame to money since coming into our lives about five years ago, is quietly making a living offering webcam shows to private clients arranged by a broker. She charges about $20 a minute and apparently will do absolutely anything. Nadya Suleman (Octomom)

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#5**
This A list country singer spent an entire night the other night flirting with about twenty women and making a big game of who he was going to take home but one of the women says at the end of the night he excused himself to go to the bathroom and was seen holding hands with some waiter who was the lucky winner. Kenny Chesney

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#6**
This former A list female rock star who achieved that grade by getting songs from others, says that the strangest sex she ever had was with this former A list mostly movie actor who would stop during sex and tell his dogs to growl. Apparently this turned him on. His dogs weighed a pound or two each so not sure how this works for him. I can't imagine two more washed up people having sex. Courtney Love/Mickey Rourke

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#7**
This former top 5 pro female tennis player is dying of AIDS. I think a lot of people could see this coming despite how quiet she has tried to keep it.

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#8**
This male Gossip Girl actor who was one of the main stars of the show went to a red carpet event in the past few weeks with a woman who was passing out her card and said she had half hour specials too. Nice. Ed Westwick "Romeo and Juliet" premiere

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#9**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor who got his start on a very hit television show is now a nice and comfortable B list mostly movie actor. Despite being married, he is a player. He is also a guy who imbibes. He said that even though he is straight, if a guy shows up when there are no women and is willing, our actor isn't going to turn it down. Woody Harrelson

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#10**
Similar to Brooke Mueller, but without the arrests or rehab stays, this former wife of an A list celebrity/singer has blown through all of her money on drugs and plastic surgery and is trying to take the celebrity back to court as often as she can to try and get some money to pay off the people who are hounding her because of the hundreds of thousands she has borrowed. Usher’s ex Tameka Foster

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#11**
Kindness: A really simple blind but something that shows you what a difference one person can make. This actress is C list. Mostly television. Oh, if you have a kid under 15 then this actress is A list and the favorite part of their day. So, yes an A list tweener. She spends at least one day a week visiting kids in hospitals around the city and because she does it so often ends up spending hours and hours with patients she has come to know and she talks to them and texts them and e-mails them and tries to make their lives better. When they get out of the hospital she is till there for them and does everything she can in her spare time to help kids in the rest of the country and the world. I saw for myself one time how much kids love her when they see her and they all have seen her countless times as she does good things with no seeking of publicity for it. Deby Ryan

226. BLIND GOSSIP 10/21 **#1**
These two stories come from CNBC. A Personal Assistant was asked to perform some very interesting personal tasks for his boss, a famous Hollywood Director. Leon Renyop, an assistant to a film and TV director, recalls being saddled with finding an ethnic baby to be photographed for a greeting card of questionable taste. He couldn’t very well tell the infant casting agencies that the baby was needed for a goof, so he fabricated the alter ego "Geoffrey Bozenkampf" complete with accent and Gmail account, and, acting as Geoffrey, he claimed he needed the baby’s image to use in a short film. Then, because his director boss is "obnoxiously frugal," Leon had to find a way to print up 150 of these holiday cards for about $80 (Kinko’s quoted about $250 for the job). "Find a way, there’s gotta be a way," came the director’s typical refusal to take no for an answer. Leon faked a fall and injury at Kinko’s for an instant 60% discount, and in this case, for the win. Another time, the director called Leon around 9:30 on a Saturday, requiring 200 tennis balls before noon, so he could teach his girlfriend tennis—and he needed to get the balls for a cost of about $10. "There’s gotta be a way." Leon ran around town, finding those ways, not all of them necessarily legal. "I hopped the fence at a country club with a basket I picked up at the grocery store and picked up like 30 orphan balls, I got chased by the tennis coach. Then I called a buddy who was a member at a country club, who knew a crooked groundskeeper, who sells balls he steals from the country club. I drove like 30 minutes and did this sketchy tennis ball transaction in his alley like I was buying a pound of cocaine and I had to haggle him down." It took until about 12:15, but Leon once again made it happen.
Leon Reynop = Noel Poyner
Director…Luke Greenfield
"Something Borrowed"

227. BLIND GOSSIP 10/21 **#2**
When you hear about an entertainer with an eating disorder, the entertainer being discussed is usually female. Today, we’re going to tell you about a male performer whose eating disorder is out of control. This entertainer has been in the spotlight for years. He is a funny guy – and has done several films – but he is better known for his work on TV. You’ve probably heard the expression, "The camera adds ten pounds." Well, a few years ago, our guy saw himself on tape, and decided that he looked fat. Just to be clear, he definitely was not fat in real life. In fact , he was actually quite thin. But he wanted to look "better," so he dropped a few pounds. Not in a healthy way, either. He simply stopped eating for a few days. His weight then became a perpetual struggle for him, and he is in pretty bad shape right now. His weight is now at an all-time low, his friends are really worried, and they are begging him to get help. If you saw him in person, you would be shocked. He is terribly thin, he has gone from energetic to listless, and his hands are shaking. Nothing funny about that. Thin Man: Jason Segel

228. BLIND GOSSIP 10/21 **#3**
One film production assistant confessed to BuzzFeed.com about scheduling a vasectomy for one boss. The assistant said: "When I called to confirm meeting number two, the procedure, the nurse told me to tell my boss to ‘Remember to trim the hair around his scrotum, but don’t shave it!’"

229. MEDIATAKEOUT 10/21
MediaTakeOut.com just spoke with a top L.A. celebs who told us that it is common knowledge that [FEMALE CELEBRITY] gets beat up routinely by her [SORTA-CELEBRITY HUSBAND]. The couple, who have a reality show together try and make it seem like they are they WORK SO WELL TOGETHER . . . but it's all a show. Our insider tells us that He is very self conscious about his looks, and the MORE FAMOUS his celebrity wife gets - the more ABUSIVE he becomes. We're also told that there was speculation that THE WIFE recently had surgery on her nose. Well it's because her husband BROKE HER NOSE during a fight. And the doctors had to have it surgically repaired. We really feel sorry for her. We hope and pray that she gets the strength to get out of the relationship, it's unhealthy for her and her new family.
Wife: Tamar Braxton
Husband: Vincent Herbert
Reality Show: "Tamar & Vince"

230. JUST SAY JENN 10/21 **#1**
This show, currently filming, is just one disaster after another...mostly having to do with its 'star'. She's been a difficult trainwreck since day one causing a total revamp of the concept for the show, and delaying it's air date a few times already. Well expect another delay as producers had to scrap another pile of footage because what they have is simply horrifying. Hours and hours of shooting, and there simply isn't anything to create a story out of. One scene was supposed to be a fun night out on the town with friends, and the 'star' of the show spent most of the night on the bathroom floor crying and having drinks brought to her. She had to be coaxed out just to film one 7 minute scene...that ended up being a complete disaster. After that, the team switched gears AGAIN and made it more of a, "just stand there and try not to fall over" thing, while the supporting cast picks up the slack. Now the star is furious that there are more scenes with her co-star and her friend than with her. She went completely bananas and demanded another location shoot, that wasn't in the show's budget, in order to have more 'facetime'. This show will be more than lucky to ever see the light of day. If it ever does, it won't be until next Easter....2015. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian "LeAnn & Eddie"

231. JUST SAY JENN 10/21 **#2**
This Real Housewife has been up for some pretty meaty acting gigs, despite her reputation being less than stellar as far as keeping her shit together and actually being able to work. She wants to work, and should work, but her family keeps on sabotaging her along the way. For whatever reason, they do not want her financially independent ever again. Another Real Housewife, from a different franchise, heard from a mutual friend what was happening to her, and quietly intervened. She called the Housewife, and told her that another agent wanted a lunch meeting with her. Well, the other Real Housewife forgot to tell her to keep it a secret, because instead of the other Housewife showing up for the meeting, her brother in law was there...irate that any business matters were being discussed without him. At that point he said rather loudly that if he had to call every agent in the country, to warn them about booking his sister in law, he would. Everything goes through him and him alone. The Real Housewife that tried to help, later called the other Real Housewife to tell her what happened, but the calls were never answered or returned. She also received a legal letter from the brother in law that was copied to the network that she should not contact her again.
Real Housewife: Kim Richards
Helpful Real Housewife:
Brother-in-law: Mauricio Umansky

232. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/21
This once time top selling rapper just dropped a new album that flopped in the worst way. But, that’s not fazing him one bit. Know why? Because he leads a Country Grammar lifestyle, complete with rich men who sponsor him. Just ask Puff! His video vixen lesbo girlfriend [who shared him with T.I.] dropped him after his album went copper. Maybe now, he’ll head back to his heartbroken ATM machine, Ashanti [even though he owes her over $500,000 on loans to support his gambling, drugs, & stripper addiction]. He always smashed her in hotel rooms, often inviting strippers to join them. Just ask Irv Gotti. His tour bus was pulled over with heroine that belonged to him … but someone else took the wrap. Just ask his bodyguard Big Mike. He was a longtime resident of Atlanta’s midtown Four Seasons hotel … staying in the penthouse suite for several months, until his American Express card was shut down for non-payment. He had to run out in the middle of night to move all his belongings & skip out on the very high past-due balance. The hotel called the cops, but he was long gone. It is said that steroids aren’t the only drug this star is said to love. While filming his football movie he often held up filming ’cause he was too high on blow to even remember his lines. Just ask Adam Sandler. He is also said to not be able to return back to his hometown for burning to many bridges & hating on other local acts. Just ask S.L.I.M.. Considering his home was foreclosed, he wouldn’t have a place to go. His current living situation is being sponsored by the man he went to visit every week while the man was incarcerated. He is often the third wheel with the man & his wife even during intimate dinners.. Just ask Tiny. Nelly

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#1**
This C+ list celebrity who has A list name recognition and not for anything you would want your kids to watch needed some drugs Sunday night. She was out of town and the only guy she could get didn't want money so she had to trade sex for the drugs. Well, she has traded sex almost her whole adult life. Jenna Jameson

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was so desperate for some American loving that he flew in two escorts from Los Angeles so he could have sex with someone "normal." Apparently the local talent didn't do it for the married actor. The fact he is racist probably has something to do with it too.

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a B lister now. He does still have A list name recognition. He is currently filming a movie and is not being the most cooperative actor. Apparently he does a lot of mediating which mostly involves him smoking bong after bong of pot. He also does a lot of yoga which mostly involves him getting massages from naked women. All of this has contributed to blown schedules and a lot of crew members who already hated the guy to begin with because of his reputation for liking no one but women who were actively hitting on him at all times. This will be revealed for sure. I hate this guy. Richard Gere

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#4**
This B list actor who does movies and television when not wanting to stare in the mirror to see just how good looking he is was being flirted with at a party the other night by a woman who was relentless. He noticed she was wearing a wedding ring and he asked about it and the woman pointed over to her husband who is a B- list mostly television actor who finally got a huge break and said that her husband didn't mind and she didn't believe in monogamy even if her husband did.

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#5**
This B- list movie and television actor who would have no fame if not for a certain amazing show which made him who he is, was spotted out this week with his sometime boyfriend. The sometime aspect being all the time except when actually asked about whether our actor is gay. Although our actor was not overly affectionate with his sometime boyfriend, he did stop a woman who wanted to take a photo of the actor. Our actor stopped several people but was nice about it, which is out of character for him. Matthew Morrison "Glee"

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#6**
This male, married, A list singer in the Christian world who has had some cross over hits and is over 40 has been ministering to his just turned 20 backup singer who is also a best friend of his daughter.

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#7**
This Academy Award winning actress is going to be heartbroken when she discovers her boy toy is hooking up with someone who is his own age. He hasn't told the actress yet because she is not known for taking things calmly. No one wants to be on the receiving end of her tirades, especially if she has been wronged. Susan Sarandon

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#8**
This C+ list mostly television actress who should stick to comedy and writing was hilarious last night as she threw insult after insult out at this B list mostly television actress who will be out of work after next year. Boyfriend stealing. Whitney Cummings/Lea Michelle "Glee" (boyfriend: Peter Berg)

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#9**
This former A list celebrity who was A list because of a group he was in, was working with this washed up former B-/C+ list mostly television actress. The actress had been someone he always wanted to have sex with and even though she is married she agreed to have sex with our celebrity. Apparently they never got to the sex because she was all made up for the project they were on and she didn't want her hair or makeup messed up and her tan was also kind of wet. Plus he said that she reeked of the cigs she had been chain smoking all morning. It totally crushed one of his teenage dreams. Corbin Bleu (High School Musical) and Elizabeth Berkley (Saved By The Bell) "Dancing With The Stars"

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#10**
This washed up actor who used to be an A list mostly movie actor who was a heartthrob all over the world is still at B list but there was a decade long gap of C list to D list mediocrity in between. A few weeks ago he was wasted out of his mind and playing indoor baseball with a B list action star who is one of his many co-stars in a franchise and they used a BAFTA that our former A lister had won as the ball. It smashed. Nothing left but a few broken pieces of a dented mask.

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAYWER 10/22 **#11**
#1 - This former SI swimsuit issue cover star sure does see her vet a lot. Apparently her vet writes prescriptions that human owners of the pets take instead of going through a regular doctor.

#2- What former American Idol contestant who kind of made it big doing reality television and other things on television other than singing to make a living and was a well known name, lost all her fame after she rammed the car of her boyfriend with her own car in his driveway after getting wasted on coke and booze. He was cheating on her but she went crazy. No one would hire her after. Ryan Starr; Nikki McKibbin

#3 - What almost A list rapper had to pay out big after he spiked a woman's drink with some drug that someone just passed off to him at a party. He had no idea what it was or what it did but it made the woman violently ill and everyone was freaked out she was going to die. This was right after the rapper got out of prison. Lil Wayne

244. BLIND GOSSIP 10/22 **#1**
This actress has performed on stage, in films, and on television, but is best known for one role in an ongoing project. We’ve talked about her weight before. She started out at a normal body size, but has continually lost weight over the years. She just gets thinner and thinner, one gram at a time. Lots of media outlets are now chiming in about how her extreme weight loss is due to her emotional distress, calling her "painfully thin" and "bony" and "brave". Oh, please! She isn’t brave. She’s an actress! She is sticking to that fake storyline of having lost the love of her life. The relationship was manufactured in a publicist’s office. And the cause of her weight loss isn’t emotional distress. The cause of her weight loss is a product manufactured in South America. But she is loving all that talk about how thin she is! She is not trying to hide her extreme thinness. She is showing it off. It’s a nice change from the criticism she endured her first year in the public eye about how chubby she looked compared to the other, thinner actresses. She is absolutely eating up the attention people are paying to her body now… even if that’s practically the only thing she is eating! However, she certainly doesn’t want you to know what she is really doing to look that thin. Look for some casual photo ops in the near future of her eating try to convince you that she is "maintaining a healthy lifestyle" and that her weight decline is "simply due to stress over her recent loss." Another lie? That she is still grieving and isn’t ready to date anyone. In fact, she is dating someone, and has been for awhile. You just haven’t seen them together in public yet… but you will after the New Year! That’s when her fake six-month grieving process will end.
Actress: Lea Michelle
Role: Rachel
Project: "Glee"

245. BLIND GOSSIP 10/22 **#2**
Here is a discussion between two gossip columnists who wrote a blind item about a philandering movie producer, followed by the blind item itself.
From The New York Times:
When gossip columnists get a juicy tip but the sourcing is problematic, there’s a tradition called the blind item, in which the subjects are described in detail but not named. As in: What married media duo could not stop bickering during a two-and-a-half-hour interview with a reporter? George Rush and Joanna Molloy have written a book drawing from their years of gossip columns for The Daily News and The New York Post. That, at any rate, was what George Rush and Joanna Molloy were doing one day last week. These cohabitants and co-authors of the Rush & Molloy column — which from 1995 to 2010 in The Daily News covered everything from the breakup of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman to the breakdown of Britney Spears — were sitting in their TriBeCa loft discussing an eyebrow-raising morsel in their new memoir, "Scandal: A Manual." It involved the alleged extramarital activities of a movie producer who is not named in the book, but who is described in some very specific (as well as borderline offensive) terms. "That’s almost libelous," said Ms. Molloy, who apparently hadn’t noticed the anecdote in a galley of the book, and was now giving her husband a cutting look. "It could be more than one person," Mr. Rush said. They mulled it over for a few minutes, going on and off the record the way people who are bilingual switch from English to their native tongue. At least, she said finally, the gossip item in question took place while the producer was with his last wife, not his current one.

And here is the blind item from the new Rush and Malloy book, Scandal: A Manual:
One producer kept a larder stocked with items he could trade in case you heard something bad about him or his movies. And there were some bad things, such as the audio recording a foe had surreptitiously made of his bedroom performance. The producer even kept a former columnist on a $100,000 retainer to come up with trade-worthy items. Sometimes we couldn’t resist giving the producer a little poke. His extramarital affair had become so flagrant that we ran a blind item about him nuzzling his mistress in a hotel pool. The producer saw the item and sent his staff to buy up every copy of the Daily News in the seaside town where his wife was on vacation. His panic soared when a paparazzo offered us smoking-gun photos of the producer cavorting with his bikini-clad girlfriend in the surf. The producer took the pictures off the market, spending a small fortune. He even hired his paparazzo tormentor to be an official photographer at his parties, insuring the pap’s long-term loyalty. Little did the producer know that Daily News editor Ed Kosner had already passed on the snaps, explaining, "Who wants to look at an old Jew in his bathing suit?"
Producer: Harvey Weinstein
Former wife (may or may not be famous): Eve Chilton
Current Wife (may or may not be famous): Georgina Chapman
Mistress (may or may not be famous): Gretchen Mol
Former columnist on retainer (may or may not be famous):
Paparazzo he paid off/hired (may or may not be famous):

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actress who will always be A+ in my heart and other areas is trying a new venture away from the acting world. She says it is to keep her young. The reality though is that she wants to stay close to a much much younger woman who is involved in that venture. Our actress has a huge crush and it is leaving her male suitors out in the cold wanting back in.

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#2**
This Academy Award winner/nominee A- list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ but has never been nice, cut her fee in half for her next movie because it takes her out of the country and away from her celebrity husband for three months. Also her kid(s)s but she doesn't like people to know that. Nicole Kidman "Queen of the Desert" (Morocco)

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#3**
This lead actress from a very hit premium cable show was at a party Monday night. The event had white chairs. She dropped something on the floor and went underneath her table to pick it up. As she crawled back out blood started dripping from her nose onto the floor and those stark white chairs. Do you think the eight trips to the bathroom had something to do with the nose bleed? Emmy Rossum "Shameless" (ELLE's 20th Annual Women In Hollywood celebration)

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#4**
Back in the day this actress was probably B- on a very good day. Name recognition was higher because of her body and her name. Anyway she is married to a B list actor/celeb/reality star. The wife was walking down Sunset the other night to where her car was parked and a police officer had her stop and they did a frisk of her because they thought she was working the streets. Seems about right considering what she wears. This is not any Lamas or mix of a Lamas. Nikki Cox (Jay Mohr)

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#5**
This former A list tweener who is almost an A list celebrity/singer now, had to have a wardrobe change the other day during a photo shoot because her scars on her thighs were bleeding. Fresh cutting marks. I thought she had stopped. She does them that high up so they can't be spotted. Demi Lovato

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#6**
If this happens payback would be incredible. This female talk show host is being cheated on by her husband with a woman who is super young. He is smitten like a puppy dog. If he ends up splitting with the talk show host there is no way she would ever be able to build those bridges she has burned over the years. Julie Chen; Wendy Williams

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#7**
This singer who has not been famous since he split with his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend a few years back is on hard times. He has been through rehab a couple of times and has no income so traded some naked photos of his ex to her for some much needed cash when he told her he was going to offer them to a tabloid. Even all these years later he is still treating her like crap.

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#8**
What wife/mom and former Office actress went a little crazy with a male stripper at a party recently. Really went crazy. As in would not stop reaching inside his Speedo and playing with his frank and beans. Jenna Fischer

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actor is very good looking and has his own franchise. Well, it is his turn in the franchise. I hope people weren't expecting our closeted actor to marry his baby mama. It turns out he got engaged to be married to his equally closeted boyfriend. Well, at least you know hangers will be on their registry. Cedar ones probably. Jeremy Renner

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#10**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is back up to B list after a stint in the C list area was approached by a larger woman the other day and she started flirting with him and he said he "only talked to skinny" Women? Is that a person? He couldn't be talking about body shapes after what he used to look like. Jonah Hill

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#11**
KINDNESS: This subject is someone I have gone after quite a few times in the blind items and in posts. She is an actress and I use that term loosely. She seems to get work as an actress. I suppose because this is a kindness I need to say nicer words. Umm, she is a B- list mostly television actress with her very own show that in most cities you don't need cable to pick up. I say her own show. Other people are on it but no one knows their names. She has been amazingly nice to me before and not so nice. The reason she is here today is because I saw her do something a few weeks ago that blew me away. She was at Target and had two other women with her, one of which was her niece. They had a string of ten shopping carts they were pulling through the store that were piled high with clothes and DVD's and books and Halloween candy and costumes and every other kind of item any house could or would need. Of course there was enough for a bunch of houses and I found out from some asking that the actress was funding a domestic violence shelter on her own where women and their kids can escape and she was stocking it up with every kind of supply possible for the six rooms which would be available. It's an amazing thing she is doing and it has changed my opinion of her a great deal. Rachel Bilson

257. BLIND GOSSIP 10/23 **#1**
This female celebrity is pregnant. You may already know that by now. However, what you don’t know is that she is not very happy about it! Allow us to clarify. She is happy about being pregnant. After all, she went through fertility treatments to ensure a pregnancy. But what she is NOT happy about is being pregnant with twins! That’s right. There is not just one bun in her oven. There are two! You see, our celeb prides herself on having a great body. She works really hard at it, and she was fully prepared to do the work associated with getting back into shape after giving birth. But as soon as she saw pics of what other women looked like post-multiple-birth, she freaked out! So much skin! So many stretch marks! She is convinced that her body will NEVER recover after giving birth to twins. She is now talking – very quietly – about doing a selective reduction. Rachel Zoe

258. BLIND GOSSIP 10/23 **#2**
This actor is getting a divorce. The couple will say that it is due to "irreconcilable differences." Want to know the real reasons? Of course you do! There are actually two big reasons for this divorce. We will give you the first: drugs! He has become a total cokehead. He refuses to go to rehab, and she just can’t deal with him anymore. He may be incredibly handsome on the outside, but he is super messed-up on the inside! Tom Welling/Jamie White Welling

259. BLIND GOSSIP 10/23 **#3**
It’s always happy news when a man and a woman get engaged, right? Not in this case! There is actually someone very close to the couple who is definitely NOT happy with the news! It’s the future groom’s boyfriend! Yes, he has a boyfriend. Yes, his fiancé knows about the boyfriend. Yes, the boyfriend knew that the engagement was coming. That doesn’t mean he has to be happy about it! In fact, the boyfriend is actually annoyed that his beau has taken the relationship this far. He is telling friends, that although the couple may be engaged, "They will never be REALLY married." What do you think he means by that?
Bride: Kim Kardashian
Groom: Kanye West
Groom’s Boyfriend: Ricardo Tisci

260. JUST SAY JENN! 10/23
This new on the scene C-list up and coming singer is sort of an anti-hero, and that's part of her appeal. She recently turned down opening for this A-list singer when she goes on tour, and has been very outspoken about how she hates the message music puts out to young people these days. She is very talented, and very tortured, and people in the business are comparing her to Amy Winehouse. The C-lister is very young, and can already out party and out drink many people more than twice her age. That's why the A-lister wanted her on tour with her. It didn't make sense that their music would be showcased together, but she feels that she can help the C-lister stay on the straight and narrow, focus on her music, and finish school. She's going to keep trying to talk her into it. Lorde and Katy Perry

261. PEARL‘S WINDOW 10/23
This award winning "actress" gives the appearance that her marriage is a-OK, but the reality is that she's paying her husband to stay with her. The husband (who never really found his wife his type) found a way into her wallet after her divorce. After worming his way into her house and pocketbook, he soon began living the life - wining and dining other women with his wife's checkbook. The wife, who tries to come across as no non-sense, is really suffering from low self esteem and allows her husband to abuse her verbally and sleep with other women. At one point she was the surprising toast of the town in Hollywood and was well liked by everyone - until the husband began running off her loyal team who helped bring her into the mainstream - and left her with him running everything from the finances to her styling. The husband soon made so many enemies in the industry that there was an official "black list" for the actress because he was making outrageous demands (asking for pay for interviews, and ridiculous amounts of money after a big award win)... ever the dutiful wife, this "actress" didn't understand that her chances of continuing to ride the big time wave was limited and that it was probably a great idea to make all the money she could while she could, so she stood behind her man. Slowly, but surely the wife's job offers dried up to nothing (which explains why you haven't seen her in years) and the only money she has coming in at this point is from a TV show that lasted long enough to go into syndication. Sadly, the husband is now at the point of screwing around with all sorts of women (including her friends) and he's using his wife's name to get it done. Most people assumed that the wife's new look was about exercise, but the reality is that she was worried about how she would keep her man on the payroll. They say she's plotting a comeback, but it's hindered because she doesn't want hubby involved, but she's afraid to tell him. This explains why she's OK with him using her money to court video hoes and high class prostitutes - it reportedly gives her time to seal deals with him out of the house and out of the way. Who is the wife? Mo'Nique

262. POPBITCH 10/24
While most people know this rock guitarist for being married to a society beauty, which of his New York-based schoolfriends remember him chiefly as the boy who shat in her swimming pool when they were kids?

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#1**
This married A list mostly movie actor who is probably A list solely because of the franchise he just departed is out of the country filming and is playing the field in a very small town. Apparently he has taken to spending his nights with the daughter of the owner of a bar. All his nights. All night long. This sounds like one of those situations that is going to lead to an unplanned pregnancy. Christian Bale

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#2**
This B- list mostly television comedic actor who also pops up in the movies in certain situations was out partying the other night and was surrounded by hordes of women. I'm not sure how this guy does it. Anyway he told the women that he was only interested in brunettes for the night and refused to talk to any women who were not brunettes. He then winnowed it down even further before finding someone to take back to his hotel for a few hours. Yay she won. She must be so proud. David Spade

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#3**
What two celebrity sisters almost came to blows the other night because the lesser known celebrity sister wouldn't do any coke with her more famous celebrity sister. This has been coming for awhile because the less famous sister wants to get married but the more famous sister says that she should be first. The problem is no matter how much she pays her boyfriend he will never marry her. After the fight there was a pile of hair extensions on the floor. Nicky and Paris Hilton

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#4**
This director/cheater is at it again. You would think he would learn his lesson. I hope his current girlfriend who he started dating after his marriage broke up because of his cheating is on the road with this B- list not really acting much at the moment, but was on a hit network show for a long time actress. Don't believe the just friends hype. Robert Rodriguez/Eva Longoria

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#5**
This C list celebrity/model was married to an A+ list mostly movie actor who everyone loves. Well, they did until recently. Now, I think everyone realizes he can be a bit of a player and a diva. Anyway, the sister of his long term significant other is selling a story about the actor for some much needed money. She says the pair had a long term affair and that he even once got her pregnant. Vanessa Paradis/Johnny Depp/Alysson Paradis

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#6**
What celebrity couple who is supposed to tie the knot in a big way on television and NOT named Kardashian are having big issues. The guy is cheating like crazy and his girlfriend isn't sure she can stick it out until the big day even for the pay check. Back up plans are in place. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici "The Bachelor" wedding

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#7**
Honestly this is the best blind I have heard in awhile. OK, so back a few years ago this at the time A+ list celebrity/singer who really was not doing much singing that was successful and spent most of her time just looking pretty and selling things except when people were calling her fat, then she just sold things, got cheated on. Well, she had cheated in another relationship so I guess this was karma. What makes this so amazing is that her A list celebrity boyfriend at the time was so ready to end it that he was trying to do as much damage as he could and had sex with this then, and still now, A list country singer who he had a long history with. They had sex in the bedroom of the house he shared with the A+ lister. He was not finished doing damage and hired a look-a-like hooker of the A+ list celebrity to come over and she wore the celebrity's lingerie and one of her wigs and the boyfriend filmed himself having sex with her. He then left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life.
A+ list celebrity/singer: Jessica Simpson
Cheated on: Nick Lachey
A list celebrity boyfriend: Tony Romo
A list country singer: Carrie Underwood

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#8**
This B- list actress who is a really good actress and a really bad person is also a mom. It shocks me too. Anyway she left the baby home with daddy for a weekend to go have sex with a married producer. She got the job and then he said he was going to leave his wife for the actress and she called the guy an idiot and said it was all about the part and no feelings and she had already been with two other producers lining up future gigs.

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#9**
This former A list mostly television actor has slipped to A- and maybe even a B+ despite being the star of his own show. No one watches it. He deserves to be an F for snorting coke off the pregnant belly of his ex.

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#10**
A stripper says she danced for this A list television celebrity chef at his hotel room. No sex. She says she doesn't provide full service. Uh huh. Anyway she said that the chef liked calling her names and throwing money at her while she stripped. Sounds about right. Hey and the chef is not British. Unfortunately he is American. Bobby Flay

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/24 **#11**
This former A list mostly movie actress who was once A+ list and is now probably a comfortable B for a few years more before her inevitable slide does not work much. Her sobriety is her work right now. She has good days and bad days with that and her definition of sobriety is a lot different from others especially when it comes to pills. She considers it a success when she stays off the harder stuff and the booze. She also does not consider smoking a joint violating her sobriety. It is a work in progress. A few years ago, our actress, who is still married by the way in a marriage that just won't end went to an adoption agency. After two meetings she brought her A list actor husband with her and they filled out all the paperwork necessary to adopt a child. Background checks were performed and home visits and the couple seemed really committed to the process and having kids. Fast forward about nine months and the wife is going through one of her party until she passes out and then sleep for a day and a half phases and the husband is out having sex with every one he can find and I mean every one. The agency calls and tells the couple they are going to be parents. The wife decides she is going to be sober from that day forward. The husband doesn't think the adoption thing is such a great idea at this point and refuses to go with the wife when she picks up the child. He says to tell every one that he is working and wished he could be there. Well, the wife shows up and looks flawless because she has been sober for four or five hours at this point and has her best movie star smile and goes through everything and takes the baby home. The baby is just a few days old and the wife has not set up any kind of help at all. There is no crib and no formula in the house. She had to leave at one point during the hand over to go buy a car seat. Totally unprepared and when she gets home she realizes she has made a horrible mistake and hands the child off to one of her other kids and starts boozing. The husband discovers all of this when he comes home a few hours later and takes the child and calls the agency and returns the child the next morning. Apparently the wife has never mentioned the child or what happened ever. Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher

274. FOX NEW 10/24
In Hollywood, when the cameras stop rolling, some stars go home to their husbands, wives and children. Others take a detour to invite-only parties where anything goes, including group sex, S&M, drugs, hookers, and every kind of debauchery. Welcome to the secret sex societies of the entertainment industry. E! News explores the underground phenomenon in a new series of two-hour specials, "Secret Societies of Hollywood," premiering on Thursday. "Within these exclusive members-only organizations, the search for excess can be found everywhere," the network claims. "From notorious Hollywood madams like Heidi Fleiss, who was believed to have supplied prostitutes for many big name stars, to an underground society of people who celebrate their love of bondage and other bizarre sexual tastes at parties that rotate from clubs and mansions to all over the city." FOX411 talked to one of the Hollywood insiders interviewed on "Secret Societies," who said the modern proliferation of paparazzi and tabloid journalism has forced more and more stars -- gay and straight, young and old -- to pursue their sordid interests behind closed, very high, very thick, doors. "Law enforcement stays away as they have no right to do anything regarding a house party, and there is usual careful discretion with these types of parties to make sure that there is nothing that could warrant unwanted attention," said alternative sentencing expert Wendy Feldman. Sources tell FOX411 that code words are used to gain entrance to the ultra-secret soirees, sometimes called "NH" parties, for "Never Happened." One well-placed entertainment insider told us that one of the biggest A-list actresses in the entertainment industry today was notorious for frequenting S&M clubs when trying to get bigger and better roles in the not-too-distant past. "She was famous for her escapades, it was right up her street," the insider said of the star. "High end hookers also frequent these places, using it to try and break into show business." Today’s secret orgies have their historical precedents. Last year, former WWll Marine Scotty Bowers wrote a tell-all --"Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars" – in which he claimed he set up sexual encounters for Cary Grant, Rock Hudson, Vivian Leigh and Katharine Hepburn. And in the upcoming tell-all "Nicholson," by New York Times bestselling author Marc Eliot, the Oscar-winner Jack is painted as as the poster child for hedonism. Eliot says, even before he was famous, the legendary actor's apartment was the go-to spot of round-the-clock partying, drinks, drugs and sex. Eliot claims that Nicholson was outdone only by one other: Harry Dean Stanton. "On weekends, Harry Dean liked to throw sex parties that started on Friday night and ended sometime Monday morning," Eliot writes. Reps for Nicholson and Stanton did not respond to requests for comment. These days, we’re told that subterranean shindigs are typically attended by a big-name star or two, while the majority of guests are hopefuls willing to do just about anything in an attempt to score that big break. "It’s sad," said one source. "But that always was, and still is, show business." Angelina Jolie

275. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 10/24
Wow sometimes revisiting the past can bring out the skeletons. You say She tried to cheat you in business, but did a group member's fling with a married party help add fuel to that fire. Hmmmmmmm! TLC’s Chilli cheating with LA Reid, who was Pebbles's husband at the time

276. JUST SAY JENN 10/24 **#1**
This B-list athlete is usually in the top five of 'most hated athletes' list. And this story will probably move him up a couple of notches... Recently, the athlete and his equally despised wife were having appetizers and drinks at a busy casual eating place. They were standing around a high-top bar table with some other people, so it wasn't like this was a cozy, intimate dinner. This guy doesn't have a lot of fans, but this person really, truly thinks he and his wife are great. She spotted the couple and went up to them. They all said, "hello" politely enough, and the fan then gushed about how great the couple was and what a big fan she and her family was. She didn't ask for a photo or an autograph because she thought it would be tacky. What did the athlete say after hearing all of these great things about himself and his wife? "I don't care," turned away from the fan, kept eating and talking with his group while his wife snickered. Nice. Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

277. JUST SAY JENN 10/24 **#2**
There was quite a kerfuffle at a charity event recently, when it was time to take some candid photos backstage. You know, the cutsey pictures of the celebrities getting ready to perform or clowning around. Well, this former solid B list singer, with the same level of name recognition, but not in the limelight anymore, refused to pose for pictures with this former A-list singer. Not because of any past issues the former A-lister might have had that have been tabloid fodder, but because of her diva behavior during the charity event. The other performers had to make a lot of concessions to accomodate the former A-lister and her entourage. She even had an assistant demand that the B-lister move her guests from their paid seats so that her people who demanded comp seats could have a better spot to watch the show. The former A-lister was also a complete nightmare during all of the press for this event, by refusing to do anything other than solo interviews and promotions. She would not sit with the other talent to talk to reporters, and she pitched a fit over where she was staged in the promo shots. So when it was time for some candids backstage, the former A-lister got all chummy with the B-lister and wanted to pose for some pictures. The B-lister politely declined and walked away. The former A-lister didn't get it and thought she was joking and kept pressing the issue until the B-lister finally said, "Back off. I don't want my picture taken with you. I don't even want to be in this building with you." The former A-lister laughed it off said something like, "It would only help you to be seen with me," and scampered away for some more pictures with her people backstage. Just so you know, when the show was over, the crew gave a standing ovation when the former A-lister left.
A-lister: LeAnn Rimes
B-lister: Lorrie Morgan
"Opry Goes Pink"

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#1**
By my spy's account it took just under 20 minutes for this silver haired B- list mostly television actor from a very hit show to sit down at a bar and order a drink and have a woman who is not his wife approach him. He bought the woman a drink and soon had his hands all over her body. 20 minutes after he sat down they walked out together. John Slattery "Mad Men"; Ron Perlman "Anarchy"

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#2**
This former B list mostly television actor who had his very own show for a couple of seasons was married to someone from an A list acting family. A list if you multiply all the names. No addition. Anyway he has branched out. What was just him helping out a friend has turned into five guys all working for him as gay escorts and all based out of his own house. He charges them rent and takes a cut of their earnings. Thomas Jane

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#3**
This is kind of like a real version of Sister Wives. Oh, I suppose that is real since it is reality. Hmm, ok well it is like that but without the religious stuff. This actor who is B- list and on a hit cable show is living with two women and alternates who he sleeps with at home. Out in public he is only seen with his actress girlfriend. The actor believes this type of three way relationship is a better dynamic for families. Uh huh.

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#4**
This C list reality star who probably thinks she is an A list reality star and celebrity is only on television because of who she is married to. So, if she wants to keep all of that then maybe the four hour sessions with the trainer should be scaled back. Her former A list celebrity husband is not that stupid. Maybe he doesn't care. Maybe he is cuckolded. Danielle and Kevin Jonas

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actor needs to have a hit soon or he is going to drop to B list. Maybe that is why he is going so method for his current role. Anyway our actor was spotted at a club the other night with a guy who is most definitely not his girlfriend. Someone brought out a cell phone to take a photo and our actor went off on the guy and then two others got involved and the guy taking the photo was bombarded by people screaming at him about outing people. No punches were thrown but hey, lots of screaming. A shove perhaps? A finger poke? Jake Gyllenhaal

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#6**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who is always one of my favorites despite her not being much more than a C- list after thought and now sometime movie actress, is saddened by the lack of offers she thought she would be getting after her most recent efforts backfired. She has devised a new plan she thinks will help. She wants to be spotted with another woman and have people think she is bi-sexual. That is so 2010. What she needs to do is give up on the acting thing and head towards the reality light. Only there will she achieve her goal of being famous and fawned over. She could also do porn but needs to make it different to stand out. Mischa Barton

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#7**
This C list mostly television actress who is lucky to have an acting job, has been doing press for her lucky project and threw a huge diva fit when she was pushed back for another guest and had to go second. She threw out the "do you know who my husband is" card. Yeah, that is a huge winner. This is where it gets crazy. When the host asked her about her husband she played it cool but walked off the set and told her publicist that she was her own person and no one better ask about her husband again. Jenna Dewan Tatum

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#8**
This former "It Girl," was an up and coming actress until she got involved in a love triangle with an A list mostly movie actor and at the time an A list mostly television actor. The movie actor got her hooked on drugs and now she is a barely holding it together heroin addict who earns money any way she can now.
"It Girl":
A list movie actor:
A list television actor:

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#9**
This former A list talk show host who probably wishes she had not got fired so she would still be famous, got fired because she snorted lines of coke off her celebrity boss' desk and bragged about it after. She has been trying to get her old job back but won't be able to until her old boss moves on.

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#10**
This A-/B+ list celebrity/singer/former reality star who has been in the news a lot lately once spent a bunch of her money to make her song number one. She bought 100K copies of it. Paris Hilton

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25 **#11**
This had the chance to be a full blown love story. If it was a movie the good guy would have won. Unfortunately it is real life and that sometimes gets in the way of happy endings. Not the happy endings of massage parlors but happy endings like we enjoy in movies. Give a test audience a movie that doesn't have a happy ending and it better be something magical or they are going to force you to change it. Anyway, these two were meant for each other. She is a foreign born A list mostly movie actress and he is a foreign born A list mostly movie actor. They first hooked up on the set of a movie and they never left each other. From day one through the end of filming they slept together and ate together and worked together. Sure, they made a crap movie but they had love or lust or passion or something. Sure he needed rehab and she had been juggling some complicated other relationships but it was love or lust or passion or something. Then they didn't. Being stars got in the way. This was not your typical set romance where the movie ended and so did the relationship. It could have had legs. It just wasn't the right time. Our actor moved on to other booze and drugs and women and our actress moved on to other men and got herself pregnant. Well, not herself. I mean a guy helped get her pregnant. He is very good at getting women pregnant. He is also very rich and he wasn't sure how he felt about a long term commitment. He preferred check writing and moving on to the next woman. So, our actress was A list and alone and then our A list actor walked back into her life. Perfect timing. Instantly there was orchestra music and choirs singing and they immediately turned into some domestic couple that did everything together. This lasted a few weeks and the baby daddy saw what was going on and it made him a little jealous. A lot jealous actually. He broke things off with a super model and rushed to the side of our actress. He threw money and jewels at her and tried to woo her. Nothing could shake her away from the actor. Then our baby daddy did something very sneaky. He got the actor to start drinking again. Once the actor started drinking again he crashed hard and partied hard and the domestic bliss was gone and was replaced with absences and drunken fights and lots of screaming. Our actress is a good screamer too. The next thing you know the actor was gone forever and the baby daddy firmly implanted himself in the life of the actress. He also still has sex with models but that is a blind for another day.
Foreign A list actress: Salma Hayek
Foreign A list actor: Colin Farrell
Movie: "Ask the Dust"
Check writing guy: François-Henri Pinault
Model: Linda Evangelista

289. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/25
Got Rocks? ‘Cause that’s where all this Motown singer’s love lies. But as the saying goes, ‘there’s a thin line between love and hate.’ Don’t believe me.. Just ask Chico. One would think … after strings of drug-related arrests, cancelled tours, and even two-years in lock-up would dry any junkie out … but not our 52-year-old dude. Know why? Because sources say his Rhythm of the Night is playing the Crack Pipe. "It’s sad man. He’s do anything to get his hands on crack. His drug dealer made him his personal bitch." Here’s the drop: "Dude owes his dealer BIG … so he takes orders to settle his debt. He goes from one rundown motel to another and pimps out young females so he could cop more rocks. And he’s always up in the bed with some cracked out chicken head. I don’t know how many he’s knocked up. Word is he’s got 20 kids running around somewhere." Our three-times a Grammy nominee is a natural born talent with an distinctive voice … Just ask DJ Quik. That’s why one of his loved ones is hoping this message will pull him Out of The Storm. El DeBarge

290. LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 10/25
What young stud recently had a threesome with a mother and her daughter? Hopefully it was enjoyable for all three of them considering he’s been juicing his muscles. Do youthful hormones counteract the supposed dick shrinking effects of steroids? If he doesn’t stop, ironically he might have to start putting his shirt on. Bacne doesn’t look good on Instagram. Justin Bieber

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/26 **#1**
Old Hollywood: To see this woman in the last few years of her life was to see a shadow. A pasty shadow who looked as if she would crumble at any time. I guess in a way she was the original coke mom but her drug of choice was heroin. Introduced to her by some musicians she met at a recording studio they showed her what to do and how to inject it. One of them also became her lover and that would have been a scandal still reverberating if it had been discovered at the time. For her there could be no crossing any racial lines like that. The last year or two of her life the forever A+ lister would wear long sleeves to cover the tracks on her arm. Is it any wonder her kids had such huge addiction problems? Judy Garland

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/26 **#2**
This B list celebrity who does not do reality and has only one famous celebrity husband still manages to be famous because of her look. Well, she had to take three weeks off from showing that look after one of her patrons/customers/friends who she was with for the first time went a little far during sex and battered her badly. Unfortunately because she does not want the public to know how she makes most of her income she could not call the police, only her doctor. She has been known to enjoy rough sex but this went way too far. Dita Von Teese

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/26 **#3**
This former second fiddle on an almost network hit that was recently canceled got a huge break in her career when she was cast to star in a network hit that needed a fresh face. Apparently that weekend she spent with the married A list movie and television actor helped her land the role. You know, his wife is so incredibly nice that this really sucks. Jessica Stroup ("90201")/Kevin Bacon - wife Kyra Sedgwick ("The Following")

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/27 **#1**
This is the most screwed up relationship ever and they are barely even dating. He is a B+ list mostly television actor who is hoping that his new sitcom stays on the air. He has the worst luck with shows staying on the air even when they are really good. So, he has been dating this C list celebrity who has a A list celebrity name thanks to an earlier relationship. She likes to come across as sexy and hot and wild but she is so tame and so not into sex that our actor is already seeing other women on the side to get sex he isn't getting with his girlfriend. Why does he even stay with her? It has only been a few months. Will Arnett "The Millers"/Katie Lee Joel (ex-husband Billy Joel)

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/27 **#2**
Want to know how this A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition met one of his ex-wives? Our actor and his best friend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor came up with a brilliant idea. They bought several bags of coke and hired an escort and dumped coke all over her naked body and then they snorted it. Although they each had her that night our television actor won her hand in marriage. True love. Kelsey Grammer/Camille Grammer

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/27 **#3**
What B- list celebrity/singer who is desperate to keep up with Gaga/Cyrus and Perry was asked to leave a restaurant the other night. Guests seated next to her kept complaining about her body odor. Apparently it was so bad that people had to rush outside. She rarely showers and this is not the first time people have complained but it was the first time she was kicked out of a place. Ke$ha

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#1**
This C list actor and B list television host and former B list rapper with A list name recognition told his baby mama that he is broke and can't afford child support. I wonder if that excuse would fly in front of a judge after this weekend where he spent almost $125K partying with a bunch of women. BowWow

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#2**
This former NFL star and Pro Bowler already has an extremely shady reputation when it comes to fidelity because of what he did to his first wife. His second wife might be curious to wonder why a really young blonde was sitting in the former player's lap for a good thirty minutes after she took a photo with him and why he entered her phone number into his phone and all the kisses the woman was giving too. Tiki Barber

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#3**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a couple of hit shows who is trying her hand at a new line of work that seems totally unlike her was out of her mind on coke the other night. I don't know if the coke was laced with something but she was a mean and nasty version of herself and had a crazy look in her eyes. I'm guessing incidents like this are why she won't be invited back for her new gig a second time. "Project Runway All Stars" host and judge Alyssa Milano and fashion designer Kenley Collins

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#4**
This A- list singer/celebrity has been crazy with women and booze on his tour. He does make sure that he calls his wife certain times of the day though so she thinks every thing is ok and he isn't being a crazy lecherous guy which of course he is and always has been. Not Robin Thicke. Blake Shelton

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#5**
This former A+ list tween celebrity was one of the very few tweeners back in the day. Now he is just a celebrity/singer living off that past fame. Apparently he is also willing to do anything to secure what he thinks would be the perfect job. It is the host of a network reality show and our former tweener trashes the current host every chance he gets and buys the producers of the show weekly gifts to try and land the not vacant job. David Cassidy

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#6**
This B list celebrity with A list name and breast recognition who has had some issues lately scheduled a C section for her last child so she knew exactly when she would have to stop using coke to not test positive in the hospital. That was the only time she didn't use coke the entire pregnancy. The friend who told me this also visited the celebrity in the hospital. The celebrity was not seen using coke but did ask the friend if she had some with her. Tori Spelling

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#7**
This C list celebrity with the funny name who has an A list mouth and has been outspoken on the horrors of taking pills for depression takes three daily for her own depression while still telling every one in the press how depression is not a real disease. I hope she gets paid really well for her hypocrisy. Bijou Phillips

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#8**
This Academy Award winning actress and not much of a worker these days despite her relative youth needed a bunch of stitches this weekend to close a gash in her head. She got wasted and slammed her head into a glass table which broke. Not the first time she has injured herself drinking. Renée Zellweger

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#9**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor who has crashed to C-after a huge bomb and would be less if not for his recent trip to the news, was eating this weekend in a private room with a guy. He called it a business meeting and it might have been but a waiter had to be called to extract our actor from the other man because the actor had the man's earring stuck between his teeth and the other man was pinned in such a way that the man couldn't unscrew the earring. Will Smith "After Earth"; Armie Hammer "The Lone Ranger"; Taylor Kitsch "Battleship"

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#10**
This B- list actor who divides his time between movies and television but is most well known for his long run on an even longer running comedy show says he got divorced because his actress wife wanted him to wait until they were married to have sex and then when they got married she said she needed a few more months so he cheated. Fred Armison/Elizabeth Moss

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/28 **#11**
Despite being the star of one of the most famous shows of all time, this actor has never been more than B list. A mix of movies and television and other stuff, he now spends more of his time doing the other stuff. It is easier and pays a lot. If there is one thing our actor loves more than himself it is money. There is not much other than that he loves. His toupee collection maybe. He also loves being a complete jerk to women who are attracted to him because he is on television in front of their faces every day and he seems so harmless on television. Plus, he is aging so they are not expecting much in the sex department. Well, they are not going to get anything in the sex department from him. Oh yes, they will have to work on him but he is not going to do any thing that requires any kind of penetration. His favorite thing to do is watch. He forces his girlfriend to be with other women and then orders them to do things together. His girlfriend does not make any money but the other women do because they are usually hookers. His girlfriend is hoping she gets to be a wife or remembered in the will because she doesn't even get shopping or money but is expected to be with him 24/7 except when he sees another woman he wants to be with alone and then the girlfriend is sent off some place while the actor gets his customary mouth or hand action from some woman who is going to be thrilled that she hooked up with this actor. The guy makes women do all kinds of things before they even get to spend time alone with him and they can range from crawling around naked to barking or any thing else his perv mind can think of because he has been degrading women for almost 50 years.

308. BLIND GOSSIP 10/28 **#1**
This woman wants you to believe that she is a really honest person and that her marriage is great. Ha! That’s not even close to the truth! Despite her manipulative ways, she just couldn’t stop reports that her husband has been cheating on her. So she is now going to try a new tactic. She will incorporate his infidelity into a story line! "Oh, poor me! My husband has been unfaithful! Please support me as I go through this painful chapter that so many other women have experienced!" The public will get to experience the separation and the divorce along with her. It’s all bull. She married her husband because he was a successful businessman, and she knew that he was going to be unfaithful long before she married him. Why? Because he already had a significant other when they married! But wait! There’s more! The one other little detail to which she won’t publicly admit? The fact that her husband's "significant other" was a man! Yes, she will likely leave out that little gay detail in her "Woe is me!" story line, and pretend that he cheated on her with lots of other women, because it will make her more rateable to the viewers. Besides, if she admits that she knew that her rich husband was gay from the beginning… she would have to admit that her marriage was a sham from the beginning. Dina Manzo/Tommy Manzo "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

309. BLIND GOSSIP 10/28 **#2**
She is sweet and pretty on the outside, but don’t let this actress’ docile appearance fool you! She spent years being dragged through the tabloids over her last marriage. Even though the situation was a complete nightmare, she managed to handle the attention with external grace. She exacted her revenge very quietly and methodically behind the scenes, and walked away with nary a scratch. She is much tougher than she looks. So when a third-rate actress – with whom she had never worked or socialized – recently took a swipe at her, Actress 1 took the same approach. She wasn’t about to allow herself to get dragged down into the mud with someone who so readily puts all of her personal business on the front page. No, instead, she took a swipe back at her in a small gathering of influential types. One of them brought up the fact that Actress 2 had recently made some nasty comments about her. Actress 1 casually remarked, "Really? Well, I guess if you have a plastic face and a plastic chest and industry connections but you still can’t find enough work to pay your bills, you have to do something to get yourself some attention!" Meow!
Actress 1: Katie Holmes
Actress 2: Tori Spelling

310. JUST SAY JENN! 10/28
Have you ever had six bad weekends in a row? Well this C-lister has. Eventually the streak has to end, right? Like, you have to have a good weekend at some point. Maybe next week... Well this weekend was supposed to be a good one for this C-lister, but it just didn't go as planned. First of all, a check was cut to silence a person about to go public with a huge cheating scandal regarding the C-lister's spouse. Mid six-figures. Money they don't really have. Then the celebrity's legal team informed the celebrity that all current legal endeavors are lost causes. Next, the celebrity's spouse lost a huge amount of money gambling. Huge. He cash advanced a line of credit he wasn't supposed to touch. Again. Then the spouse disappeared for a while, and wouldn't take calls from the celebrity. So wouldn't you drown your sorrows after that? Probably. Only, the celeb got a little too tipsy and had a drunk text/social media extravaganza. Whoops. Especially when you're drunk texting network and record execs. That's not a good look for someone who needs a job. Then the spouse and a friend BOTH went missing for an extended period of time. When this happened, the celeb became unglued and went bananas. When the spouse and the friend did return, it was screaming into the wee hours. Broke, angry, and drunk is no way to go through life. You keep having bad weekends. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian

311. HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/28
"He keeps them blue pills on deck to let the younger chicks have it." ~Anonymous James Brown told our blind item to get his first perm. Know why? Because The Godfather of Soul recognized a real playa when he met our mystery man. When LisaRaye crossed paths with the Reverend — whose 13-years her senior — it wasn’t long before he was paying her to hit that. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Roland Martin. During the early 80's he made the FBI’s hit list. That’s when the Feds tried settin’ the brother up — using an undercover posing as a South American drug kingpin — who offered up our blind item ‘thousands of dollars’ for him to arrange a top cocaine connect. The operation went bust. Know why? Because this Brooklyn brother smelled a rat and walked away from the sting. Today, he’s banking on Jay Z to persuade Barneys to cut him a check [straight pimp'in], promising Barneys’ New Slave he’ll make the boycott go away. Reverend Al Sharpton

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actress who brought new meaning to the words drunken mess lost her career but now has it back thanks to a lucky break. She is doing her best to lose it again after she threw a drink in a waiter's face after she says he brought her the wrong one and then started screaming at him. Making matters worse for the future is that she wasn't kicked out of the place. Natasha Lyonne "Orange is the New Black"

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#2**
This mostly movie actor used to be B+ list. He has some significant issues which preclude him from working more so he has faded to C list over the years and now doesn't even act that much and makes most of his money being a celebrity. Anyway last week he called five different escorts to his hotel room before one agreed to stay. The guy at the hotel who was helping him was almost out of leads to find an escort who will do anything with anyone. Gary Busey

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#3**
This former B list mostly movie actor who has become a walking parody of himself and is more famous for an ex than his acting, got into a fight with his neighbor during the middle of the night because our actor was swimming in the neighbor's pool naked. The actor has his own pool but says he wanted some quiet. The actor was drunk out of his mind and was collected by his equally odd girlfriend before the neighbor called the police. David Arquette (ex-wife/Courteney Cox) (odd girlfriend/Christina McLarty)

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#4**
This very recent Academy Award winning actor bought some Viagra from a bartender (not a good idea) at his hotel with a woman on his arm who is definitely not his long suffering wife. During his years long drought from having any fame it didn't stop him from cheating but since winning he sure does cheat more. Christopher Plummer

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#5**
"Nice to meet you." - female A list celebrity and host with A+ name recognition.
"Nice to meet you too." - A+ list mostly movie actor.
"Did you bring your partner with you tonight?"- our A list celebrity
"I brought my wife." - our A list actor
"Wait, you're not gay? I just assumed when I saw you holding hands with that man a few weeks ago. I'm sorry." - our A list celebrity
"Nice meeting you." A list actor as he walks away.
Chelsea Handler/Sascha Baron Cohen
Mike Meldman's Annual Halloween Party

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit show now off the air should have stuck to television because his movie career stalled at about B- does have great name recognition. He also does not have many female friends. The married actor once called this B+ list very tall good looking actress a whore because she was dating two men at once. He was serious. He told another foreign born B list mostly movie actress that he once starred with that she was going to hell because she had pre-marital sex. Meanwhile he was cheating on his wife every day on set. I guess he thought the going to hell thing only applied to women. Maybe he is angry that he does not have much hair.
Actor: Chuck Norris
B+ list actress:
B list actress: Joanna Pacula

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#7**
It is hard to believe that this former A list tweener was once this naive but for almost a year she had no idea her boyfriend was also sleeping with a guy. A much older guy. So there was our tweener about to have a procedure to take care of her pregnancy and her boyfriend who got her pregnant was having sex with an old man. Must have been one heck of a Thanksgiving at her house. Ashlee Simpson/Ryan Cabrera/Joe Simpson

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#8**
I always think it is funny when this former A list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner gets some comeuppance. She had no idea that she was talking to a woman the other night at a party who has sex with the celebrity husband of our actress on a very frequent basis. Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#9**
This Academy Award winning actress who everyone forgets has won the award because she has been long time gossip material was overheard talking about this B list mostly movie actor she co-starred with and played her love interest. She said he was one of the few straight guys to not have sex with her on a movie set but that he did want her to spank him. When you see this guy that is not what would come to mind for Mr. Serious.

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#10**
This beloved television and movie actress not named Valerie Harper is telling her friends and family that her cancer has returned. She is going to fight it but the former B list actress from very hit shows and movies is having a tough time being optimistic.

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29 **#11**
This actor is B- list. Honestly that is probably his peak for now until he shows he can do some other role. Two months ago he would have been B list. That is how fast you drop in this town. In the eyes of this home owner though he will always be A list. The very good looking actor lives next door to a home that caught on fire while the owners were at work. The fire was in the kitchen of the other house and the actor knew that is where the owner of the home kept her dogs crated during the day. The actor called 911 but went over to the house and broke through a french door cutting himself in the process before carrying the two dog crates out to the back yard. It took another five or six minutes for the fire department to arrive and by the time they got there most of the kitchen was destroyed so chances are good the dogs would have died too. Benedict Cumberbatch

323. JUST SAY JENN!! 10/29
This B-list celebrity has joined the cast of this ailing show in hopes to restore it to at least half the glory it once had. He's got a lot of really great ideas for the show, and the producers love what he has in mind to inject a little life into things. In one creative meeting, he suggested a performance with a twist, much like their competitors do. The other B-list costar is all for it, and can't wait to collaborate. The other A-list costar freaked out and walked out of the meeting. It might seem a bit puzzling, because they've performed on the show half a dozen times before. The problem is, they don't perform live. Never have, never will. The other costars are the opposite and have never done anything 'in the can' so therein lies the problem. Both costars have offered to help the A-lister get ready for the performance, coaching them all the way. They're incredibly gracious and understanding of their plight and only want to help. But the A-lister is not having it. They will not participate in a live performance unless it's done their way. Producers want this to happen, so they've decided to bring in an A-list former costar to do it if they won't. They have no problem going live. The A-lister has threatened to walk off the show if this ever happens.
Show: "American Idol"
B-list celebrity #1: Harry Connick Jr.
B-list celebrity #2: Keith Urban
A-list costar: Jennifer Lopez

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee forgot to pick up his kid(s) from school because he was using drugs and ended up having to call someone to pick up his kid(s). This is a tragic tale going on and he needs some help. Philip Seymour Hoffman (This would have been revealed today anyway because of the date but it is kind of eerie that almost the same thing happened the morning he died)

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#2**
In the last surprising celebrity news of the day, this A list celebrity/singer/reality star made the most of his girlfriend's absence by spending 40 minutes alone with a woman in his trailer while taping a commercial. They certainly were not doing makeup. Maybe his girlfriend just knows this is how he is going to be, but doesn't care. Adam Levine (Proactiv)

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#3**
This has been one of the most quiet little affairs that has gone beneath the radar for over a month. The B list celebrity/reality star from multiple shows and networks with A+ name recognition apparently was upset because she called the A list mostly television actor from her phone and pleaded with him to meet her. The spy stuck around and witnessed the star of a hit network comedy pull up in his car a few minutes later and the pair drove away together. She always pretends to be so loving to her guy but it is obviously all for show. The celebrity was clinging to the actor as they drove away from a parking lot.

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was supposed to be at an event last week when she discovered that this former A list mostly movie actress who has dropped to a B- list because of all the time she spends with her family was also going to attend. Our A list actress immediately backed out and then put together a string of expletives about the B- lister that would do a sailor proud. Basically every word you have ever thought existed was uttered. It turns out that the pair have not spoken in almost four years and was the result of the B- lister having sex with the A lister's then boyfriend while the two women were making a movie together. Anne Hathaway/Kate Hudson

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#5**
At some point I think people should just get divorced rather than to resort to what this married B list celebrity/reality show host puts female guests through. If you are a stripper or escort or just a pick up he is hiding from his A+ list celebrity wife you have to sign a five page confidentiality agreement that is in Spanish and English and is in BOLD print and to sign it before you ever get a chance to meet with the celebrity. Their photo is also taken signing the agreement and stapled to it. He could just have sex with his wife too I suppose. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#6**
I thought cutting was supposed to be a private thing but this former B-/C+ list actress from a hit almost network show who now makes her living doing everything but acting had some friends over two weeks ago and took a knife out and in front of everyone started slashing her upper arms. She wouldn't let anyone near her while doing it. Taylor Momsen

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#7**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award nominee/winner is beloved by no one (not Anne Hathaway) and is so concerned about her own image that she refused to let people smoke pot at her house for fear someone would take a photo and she might be in the photo. Not that she doesn't smoke pot because she does. It is probably the only time she ever relaxes her sphincter muscles. Gwyneth Paltrow

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#8**
"That's all we have to pay them? I love owning a company. No wonder they all have to work two jobs." B list mostly movie actress who refuses to make a movie for less than $10M talking about the employees of her company. Katherine Heigl

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#9**
This foreign born actor with the crazy name who should be A list if not for his drinking and drugging, recently spent almost two weeks straight in bed only getting up to go to the bathroom and meet his drug dealer at the front door with food. Even his girlfriend has given up on the guy for dead.

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#10**
This wife of a former child actor who had his own show and grew up to be an almost A list mostly television actor at one point had her breasts enlarged as a surprise for her husband. He got home from a trip and she showed them off and he made her have them removed. He called her a very ugly name too. The nurse didn't know what the actor said but the wife wouldn't stop crying the entire day she had them removed. Ricky Schroder

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/30 **#11**
Usually when I have discussed television shows and the crazy behavior of the cast it is when shows have been off the air for quite some time and people are more willing to discuss things because careers may have stalled or enough time has passed that they think they can get away with it. This show is not on the air any longer but it was within the last couple of years. Apparently there was nothing but sex all the time on the show which is kind of funny when you think about the show. The big winner in the whole thing was the lead of the show. For the entire run of the show he went through almost every actress. There were very few women who came on set or who were regulars who did not have a roll in the hay with the big gun which is how they referred to the actor because he has a fairly large gun and fires a lot of bullets. Out of the female lead cast only one was immune to the charms of the actor and every one assumes it is because she is married. Nope. She just didn't care for the actor very much which makes her acting in the show even more remarkable. There were definitely some issues. One actress became more of a stalker than anything else and would follow the actor home at night after work. She thought their fling was much more than a fling and she ended up in a mental hospital for a short period of time because of the drama. Fans of the show will have no problems figuring out who it is. Another couple that did not get along were together on the show but off screen could not stand each other. The actor, a B list mostly television actor was rebuffed by the now almost A list movie actress and from that date forward they hated each other with a passion. Another actress in the show who was a bit unusual never had sex with the lead actor but she did spend some time involved in a very rough sexual relationship with another actress on the show. Both of the actresses are B- list mostly television.
Show: "Big Love"
Lead Actor: Bill Paxton
Female Lead: Jeanne Tripplehorn
Stalker Actress: Tina Majorino (the reason Tripplehorn disliked Paxton, she starred with her when she was a child in "Waterworld")
B list television actor: Aaron Paul
A list movie actress: Amanda Seyfried
(the two other women have not come out although one is very careful with her wording when she answers) (POSSIBLY: B- list actress in relationship: Chloë Sevigny/Ginnifer Goodwin)

335. BLIND GOSSIP 10/30 #1
This popular male singer is completely reckless and out of control. We believe that there are many reasons for this: Drugs. Alcohol. Bad friends. Too much fame too early in his life. Too much money. Not enough people willing to say "No" to him. Too many girls who are willing to have unprotected sex with him. One of the women with whom he has been having sex is a pretty young dancer who used to work at a very popular L.A. hotspot. He caught her act several times and soon asked her to join his tour. She wasn’t just a dancer on his payroll. She was also his sexual partner in between his trysts with other girls. Yes, there are always lot of girls. Our guy has a voracious sexual appetite. Very recently (within the past few weeks), our dancer discovered that she was pregnant by the singer. Oops. His management team told her exactly what they expected from her. Baby? No! She would get an abortion, and in return, she would get a lump sum of cash and she would get to keep her job. She initially refused the offer. The management doubled their efforts. They told her that if she didn’t get an abortion, that she would be fired from the tour and that they would make sure that she never worked professionally again (No, we don’t know exactly how they were going to ensure that happened). This is a young girl with no money, no higher education, and no job skills except dancing. She was up against a rich and powerful celebrity and his rich and influential management team. She took the deal. She had the abortion just a few weeks ago… and went right back out on tour with him as one of his dancers. Justin Bieber

336. BLIND GOSSIP 10/30 **#2**
This beardy couple came and went so quickly that they never even got around to signing the contract. But we’re going to talk about them anyway… because they are bound to get beardy with other people in the future! She is an actress who was was coming off a relationship with her Male Costar. It was one of those Twilighty relationships designed to make viewers interested in a on-screen couple who also dated off-screen. He is a reality star from a popular show. You also know His Sister, who is no stranger to being a beard herself. Well, The Actress and The Sister are good friends who spent a lot of time hanging out together. When The Actress broke up with her Actor Boyfriend, The Sister had a "great idea": Let’s set you up with My Brother, the gay reality star! The Actress agreed. That was dumb. She is much higher profile than The Brother. Her management quickly stepped in and told her that there was no point in dating "down", especially since it wasn’t even a real relationship. Their initial three-month contract was never signed, The Actress and The Brother "broke up", and they are now each looking around for their next PR-generated relationship.
The Actress: Nina Dobrev
Actress’ Male Costar: Ian Somerhalder
The Sister: Julianne Hough
The Brother/Reality Star: Derek Hough

337. LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 10/30
The First Wife is still trying to figure out if she wants to be one. She and her husband have been through a lot the last few years, on both sides. It was before the trouble though when she had an affair with a colleague -- still above the line, but with a smaller spotlight, both compared to First Wife and his own wife who's just as famous too, and should be just as acclaimed. The affair was intense, so intense that First Wife wanted to end her marriage and he was going to end his marriage but then her husband needed her in crisis. So she helped him recover, and as soon as he healed, she fell apart. By the time she got it together, her moment with her lover had passed. He happily reconnected with his own wife (though she has no idea) while First Wife is struggling with what would have been. As for the Second Wife – everyone’s been speculating about her infidelity recently but they might be focusing on the wrong target. The right target isn’t a billionaire but he’s a pretty successful player too, albeit on a smaller screen. Their involvement led to an award for her, and a divorce for him. She was attracted to him because "he’s the hot geeky type like her husband". Both insist that they never moved past suggestive texting and heavy flirting and never ended up consummating their attraction. Bullsh-t. There was at least one night and that’s why she’s so freaked out about the takedown that’s been coming to her. She’d be happy if they stayed on the current scene they’re on so long as she doesn’t get busted for this one. PS. Everyone mentioned here is a major celebrity.
First Wife: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Husband: Michael Douglas
Colleague/wife: Julianne Moore/Bart Freundlich
SECOND WIFE: Gwyneth Paltrow
Second Wife’s Husband: Chris Martin
Wrong Target: Jeffrey Soffer
Right Target: Brad Falchuk, "Glee" producer
Right Target’s Ex-Wife: Suzanne Falchuk
Second Wife’s Award: Emmy Award for "Glee"

FROM BLIND GOSSIP:
Vanity Fair may have capitulated on publishing the dirty details… but we won’t! Goopy had an affair! With a producer from "Glee"!

Let’s start with the wrong target. Gwyneth’s alleged 2009 affair with Florida billionaire Jeffrey Soffer is the affair that everyone was speculating was going to be part of the Vanity Fair article. Soffer wasn’t married in 2009… but Paltrow was! Model Elle McPherson, who was dating Soffer in 2009 and is now married to him, hates Gwyneth Paltrow with a passion because of it!

Now let’s talk about the right target. Brad Falchuk is a television writer, director and producer. He is best known for his work on the television series "Nip/Tuck", "Glee", and "American Horror Story". Gwyneth did a few episodes of "Glee" playing a substitute Spanish teacher. It was during this time that Gwyneth and Brad Falchuk had an affair. It was this affair that Gwyneth was terrified about appearing in Vanity Fair, both because it was more recent and because it was with a married man. Brad Falchuk was married to Suzanne Falchuk when Gwyneth arrived on the scene… but then Suzanne just disappeared in 2013. There’s little trace of her left on the internet. She isn’t even mentioned on Brad Falchuk’s Wikipedia page. Did they get a divorce? Did he have her Shelly Miscavaged? She is just gone. One thing is for sure: Wherever she is, she hates Gwyneth Paltrow!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s relationship with Chris Martin has been bad for years. Her affairs with Jeffrey Soffer and Brad Falchuk – and her sweating over being outed by Vanity Fair – were just two of the many stresses contributing to the Paltrow/Martin divorce. Yes, the Martins are getting divorced. Here is the announcement from Gwyneth herself, who does it on her own Goop.com website (which is currently down). Here is the L.A. Times.

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/31 **#1**
So much to say in one tiny blind item. This singer/celebrity used to be almost A list. In her country she was A+ list but here was probably a B+. Then she kept wandering around in circles and had some personal issues and now she is just a name and that all happened within the past few years. She is drinking again which is never good. She also is married but it didn't stop her from having a naked rendezvous in the back of a limo with this former A list celebrity/singer from a totally different genre who is also married and is probably a B+ although his fans would kill me for dropping him below an A.

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/31 **#2**
A coke mom sighting!. Not doing coke but she is back in the blinds and being extra sleazy. She keeps getting dumped by guys when she repeatedly asks them for money. Apparently she is out and she can't get any traction in her acting to get ahead on bills. This week she was trolling for rich guys at a party and giving them her best smile. She has moved away from the acting world and did manage to get a 70 something year old man to give her a lift the other night after she let him paw and grope her right there at the event. Debra Messing "Angel Ball"

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/31 **#3**
This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity looking for something to do says he has no drug issues but he was a no show at an event at night this week. His significant other made excuses saying he was tired but she told one of her friends that he would just rather stay inside and use than go out. Joe Jonas/Blanda Eggenschwiler

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/31 **#4**
This A list celebrity television chef is Mr. Hetero on the outside and loves to pretend he loves women but for the past few years he has been on the DL with this openly gay man who rarely leaves our chef's side. Guy Fieri

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/31 **#5**
This B list mostly television actor from a TBS show has a strange habit that has his neighbors worried about what is going on at his home. Every morning our actor goes to Home Depot and picks up a woman looking for work. No woman ever works for two consecutive days.

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/31 **#6**
This C list actor with great facial recognition went from television to movies in the same character. Unfortunately there is also another movie of his that is making the rounds at parties in NYC and our actor is naked in a dog collar reciting lines that his character said. It is apparently comedy gold. Chris Kattan

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/31 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress who always seems so sunny and cheery and very peace and love is actually not so nice unless there is something in it for her. She also has rubbed her co-stars the wrong way. A lot. When is the last time you saw her star again with someone? A franchise where she was contractually obligated to. The only people she is nice to are those who make her money or know about her drug use even though she tries her best to keep it quiet. There is one A+ list mostly movie actor who referred to her as the c word and said he would never talk to her again. He hasn't. He has had chances to make movies with her and has turned down millions of dollars and moved on to something better. The actor is foreign born. The men in her life are all subject to her wrath and all of them end up distancing themselves from her. She can be violent and petty and is the meanest person alive when she has been drinking. Literally she will threaten to kill you. When she smokes pot is the only time she is friendly. Oh or for the cameras that used to follow her everywhere and that she longs for again. She used to make tons of movies. Ask yourself why she doesn't any longer. No one likes her. Definitely not Anne Hathaway.
A list actress: Cameron Diaz
Franchise: "Shrek" or "Charlie's Angels"
A+ actor: Daniel Day-Lewis "Gangs of New York"

345. BLIND GOSSIP 10/31
This young (under 30) actress is very hot right now! However, she has made some puzzling job choices in the past couple of years, turning down roles that other young actresses would absolutely kill for. Why is she doing this? Well, it’s not because she thinks she isn’t right for the part. And it’s not because the roles aren’t paying enough. It’s because if she isn’t the first one cast for the film, she has little to no say in the rest of the cast and crew. And if one of them is someone from her "past", she won’t take the part. What’s in her "past"? Lots of sexual partners. Lots of drugs. Fortunately, she has really cleaned up her act and is now determined to distance herself from that past. Good for her! On the other hand? Those strict boundaries eliminate half of Hollywood! Carey Mulligan; Emma Stone; Scarlett Johansson; Anne Hathaway

346. JUST SAY JENN!!! 10/31
This A-list couple broke up because of her cheating along with his temper, and had sort of a messy divorce. Well, things must be ok again, because now they're hooking up on the side. She hasn't given up her new man, so it's funny that her ex is cool with being her side piece. It's been smooth sailing, except for the pregnancy scare. That would've been awkward and hard to explain, seeing as the ex is of a different ethnicity. Luckily though, it was just a scare and now they're being more careful. She's even carrying around a pocket calendar to mark down the days they're together just in case she does get knocked up and they have a Maury moment on their hands. Heidi Klum and Seal

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