NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 11/01 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is actually an Academy Award winner/nominee despite some really poor movie choices offered a woman $10K who walked past his dinner table to crawl under and service him orally. She looked scared and she should have considering the way he was looking at her and he was not even quiet about it. Mark Wahlberg
LAWYER 11/01 **#2**
This B list reality star who got his fame on an A list network reality show has been having trouble paying his monthly fee to a group of men who require a payment from the star every month. It is a common practice where he is from but it is usually athletes who are forced to pay. His income has declined though and now the men are threatening to hurt his A list celebrity girlfriend. Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Kate Upton (Russian mob)
LAWYER 11/01 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who is now mostly a forced "stay at home wife" was overheard crying on her trip and apologizing repeatedly to a person on the other end of the line for not answering her phone the first few times it rang because she had it on silent. Guess she won't get to go out for quite some time. Blake Lively
LAWYER 11/01 **#4**
This B list celebrity/athlete with A list name recognition likes every guy to think she is sexy and makes her living off that to some extent although she is truly a great athlete. The problem is that she is up to guy number five or six in the past few years who says after dating her that it is obvious she prefers women but just won't admit it for fear of losing all of her endorsements which make her millions of dollars a year. Maria Sharapova; Lolo Jones
LAWYER 11/01 **#5**
This former B list mostly movie actress who does no acting now except in bed has always said she wouldn't be with an African American. Her biggest payday ever changed her mind and she is texting and calling the world famous celebrity 24/7 who finds it all funny and shares every message and naked photo with his friends.
LAWYER 11/01 **#6**
This still A list mostly movie actor says he is thinking of quitting acting because he wants to teach sex therapy. He thinks he has found a way to make sex better and wants to share it with the world. Right now though the aging actor just is sharing it with random college women he picks up at university bookstores. Jim Carrey
LAWYER 11/01 **#7**
This B-/C+ list celebrity from a network reality show that has seen its numbers drop this season partly because of the animosity towards our celebrity got wasted out of her mind at a concert. There is nothing wrong with that except she had her kid(s) with her and was trying to start a fight with anyone who came near her. She is a very angry person and gives everyone who comes near her the creeps. Jillian Michaels "Biggest Loser"
LAWYER 11/01 **#8**
This permanent B list mostly movie actor who is cranky in his old age had to pay a huge settlement to a woman he met at a party and is accused of sexually assaulting. She agreed to a payout and not to call the police because of some favors she received from her boss who was the host of the party and who is our actor's best friend.
LAWYER 11/01 **#10**
This aging former B+/A- list mostly movie actress who can barely emote because of all her plastic surgery says she got divorced from one of her actor husbands because he would not stop sleeping with her daughter who was 16 when it started and 18 when they divorced. Yeah, she didn't do anything for two years. Demi Moore
LAWYER 11/01 **#11**
Kindness: You don't hear from this actor very much any longer. Not that old but he has kind of gravitated away from acting because of his charity work. He was on a very hot show for a very long time and then stepped into some more good luck on a very very popular cable show which made sure he won't ever have to work again. He has a great partner who was one of the biggest movie stars in the world at one point which was achieved despite any real acting talent. Our actor has used his money and grants from others to fly people around the world building homes in some of the most impoverished places on earth. His group which is similar to Habitats For Humanity has built about 1000 homes for families. They have also built schools and hospitals and really focus on areas of the world which have nothing. He tries to give them something. He also makes sure not to leave empty buildings and tries to stock each house or school or hospital with every thing it needs to have to succeed. It is pretty cool that he is willing to give up a fairly successful career to focus on others. John Corbett ("Northern Exposure"/"Sex and the City"/Bo Derek)
LAWYER 11/01 **#9**
This former top 5 American Idol male finalist pulled up a sleeve the other day and showed off his arm which is filled with burn marks where he put out cigarettes. He says it is better than cutting. I'm not sure about that. I think he had messed up childhood. Have you seen his parents? David Archuleta
Sometimes people care about your secret marriage and sometimes they don't. This Actress was hoping for big publicity, aka Kerry Washington, but it seems that kind of publicity is only for one star at a time because we're still and only talking about Kerry. Kandi Burruss/Todd Tucker "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
SAY JENN!!! 11/01
This celebrity is not about to go away quietly where her failing marriage to this mostly television actor is concerned. It's over, but she's going to save face if it's the last thing she does. He's up for three major roles, and his agent has been clear that ending the marriage is the only way to get these jobs, as his soon to be ex is the reason for his dry spell as far as employment goes. She has vowed to bury him. This is where living her life in front of camera comes in handy. She's got hours upon hours of him partying and putting all sorts of things up his nose. She's already told him that it's on like Donkey Kong now, and he can expect the producers of these shows to get the first highlight reel. The press will get the second reel. The one where he's high as a kite and trying to egg the celebrity into doing very compromising things with other people. You thought that movie "War of the Roses" was bad? Wait til these things start getting ugly. She's on tape too. Doing much, much, worse. It's about to go nuclear. Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes
TO EARS 11/01
Shes head over heels, but hes just trying to get ahead This R&B singer almost gave up on love, then she met him. Now theyre engaged, but hes not faithful and of course shes clueless. He has her fooled that theyre going to be happily married, but he just cant say no to TEMPTATIONS. Were still waiting on an official wedding date from them she claims shes too busy to set a date, but hes not rushing towards the altar. Brandy Norwood and Ryan Press
STREET KING 11/01
The notorious New Yorker may be serving a 25-year prison sentence, but he escaped lethal injection. Know how? Sources say he snitched on just about everybody he could think of. Dont believe me.. Just ask Slim the Mobster. "He cooperated with the FBI to dodge the death penalty." Sources say as the FEDS continue their sweep, many of our mystery mans former associates are hiding out. Just ask Darrius D Mac Rogers. When it comes to Sean Puff Daddy Combs, our blind item has the real Bad Boy deal which hes said to have revealed to the FEDS. Heres what our blind item reportedly told federal investigators: "Puffy has sex with young boys. He keeps hidden cameras on deck so he can extort friends or foes. Puffs got sex tapes of him and Usher." Back in 2005, he shot Suge Knight at a Miami party hosted by Kanye. Now, can you guess who Im talking about? Jimmy the Henchman
LAWYER 11/02 **#1**
Apparently a huge payday will not get this B+ lister to change her mind about who she performs for. She turned down over $100K for a 15 minute performance because she can't stand the people she was asked to sing for. Lana Del Rey. She turned down Kanye West's request to sing "Young and Beautiful" when he proposed to Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 11/02 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress who continues to have A+ list name recognition even though she rarely works any longer was on an overnight flight last week and according to the people seated behind her she used her hand and mouth on her traveling companion before sleeping the next eight hours. Of course I will reveal it. She has a little kink in her. Renee Zellweger
LAWYER 11/02 **#3**
This former A list tweener is going to be in an RIP post soon if he doesn't get his act together. For the second time in a week he overdosed and is throwing together some crazy drug and booze combinations. His girlfriend is enabling because she loves going out with him and being seen and doesn't want the party to stop. The tweener refuses to get help and says he doesn't have a problem. Zac Efron/Lily Collins
LAWYER 11/03 **#1**
This former B list mostly television actress from a very very long running show who has also done reality television and has been working since she was a teen had an interesting Halloween costume. Our actress put on makeup, a wig and a fat suit to resemble another former B list actress who she hates. While in the fat suit she also had a bucket of KFC and kept trying to make out with random women at the party.
B list television actress: Leah Remini
Long running show: "The King of Queens"
B list actress she hates: Kirstie Alley
LAWYER 11/03 **#2**
This foreign born B-/C+ list mostly television actress who has quietly had recurring roles on several big television hits is also the go to person for anyone who wants scoop on the stars of the shows she is on. She speaks her mind and hates when stars get too diva like so she rats them out. It has caused her some problems because her runs on shows never last longer than about a year.
LAWYER 11/03 **#3**
This foreign born singer turned reality judge with a famous sibling says she was able to pay off her home because she was willing to sleep with her A list television boss. Part of her duties were to make herself available and she said it was a small price to pay for making tons of money.
Singer/reality judge: Dannii Minogue
Famous sibling: Kylie Minogue
A list television boss: "The X Factor"
Show: Simon Cowell
Love or hate this young pop star, you have to give her props for consistently treating her fans well. A few nights ago, she went out to the theater in Los Angeles. There were the usual crowds of people swarming about, many yelling her name and trying to get her attention, and she was surrounded by huge bodyguards. One teen boy called out to her, "My little sister loves you!" For some reason, that remark caught the singers attention, and she turned around and walked back to the the young man, motioning to her bodyguards to let him through. "Well, where is she?" asked the star. "Shes not allowed out this late," said the teen. "Whats her name? How old is she?" asked the star. "Her name is Erin and shes eleven and she is your biggest fan!" "Well, how about if we get a photo together so you can show your little sister that we met?" The singer posed with the teen boy for a photo and they chatted for a few more minutes about his little sister. "Will you tell Erin that I said Hi and that I wish I could have met her in person?" "Absolutely!" replied the teen boy. The boy went home and showed the photo to his little sister, and told her about how the star wanted to know everything about her. Erin promptly burst into tears. She was upset that didnt meet the celeb herself but thrilled beyond belief that the celeb had asked about her! Other celebs: take note. THAT is how you build a loyal fan base! Taylor Swift
LAWYER 11/04 **#1**
This married late night television actor on a long running hit show who has had some issues recently didn't let a thing like marriage or bad press stand in the way of him hitting on every woman he saw the other night and making out with several while they gave him R rated lap dances in the VIP section of a club. I'm sure he told his wife it was just research.
LAWYER 11/04 **#2**
This B- list actor with the unusual name on a former middling hit network comedy was out this weekend trying to keep his gay cover but nearly got busted when he got into a fight with his sometime partner who is also closeted. The two got into an argument about another guy and this was in front of people they have not come out to and they passed it off as some type of comedy skit. Most people assume this actor is gay because he tries so hard to convince people he is straight. His family has no idea though which is why he stays in the closet. Chris Kattan
LAWYER 11/04 **#3**
This A list celebrity who has been known to play some music from time to time is obviously not concerned about his partying reputation because he was asking random people this weekend at a big event in LA if they had any coke. He would flash that smile and cozy up to them and ask discreetly before moving on. It appears that most people didn't try and sneak it in past a very tough security screen. Richie Sambora
LAWYER 11/04 **#4**
This soon to be out of work B list mostly television actress who has been on several very hit shows in her career was stopped by the paps in the past few days to get her photo taken. She had one of her kids with her and the kid was crying so the actress handed the kid to a stranger and said to hold the kid. No asking or please just hold the kid and then posed for five solid minutes before getting the kid back and didn't say thanks.
LAWYER 11/04 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor loves to keep himself in shape and also wants his family to keep in shape too. He has tried to get his wife to work out with him but she says she prefers to work out alone. What she does is put on workout gear and then hangs out at a cafe drinking coffee and chain smoking before stopping by her "trainer's" apartment and giving him a check and then goes home. Hugh Jackman/Deborra-Lee Furness
LAWYER 11/04 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor has been happily married for what seems like forever. It is really on the rocks now. Always faithful, our actor has been spotted with a woman half his age on the set of his new movie who has been with him 24/7. She watches him while he is working and then is in his arms the second his shot is over. Christian Bale; Colin Firth
LAWYER 11/04 **#7**
This C+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ list director embarrassed the heck out of herself this week when she did line after line of coke while also doing shots and fell down on top of a table that she was trying to stand on. This happened at a black tie event. Gia Coppola
LAWYER 11/04 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actress is now an unemployed C lister who is looking for work. She is also a bit of a klepto and was saved by her actor ex from going to jail when he said there was confusion about who was going to pay for something. She was stealing but he said that he had told her he was paying which is why she walked out with the shoes in a box. Jessica Szohr/Ed Westwick
LAWYER 11/04 **#9**
This A list mostly television actor who every woman loves looking at on his hit network show is not liked by this B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who doesn't have a show on the air right now. It seems that he once hit on our actress while he was married. This is something she considers the worst sin ever and wanted to tell his wife but was talked out of it. Ashton Kutcher/Tina Fey
LAWYER 11/04 **#10**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner. She also made a home movie for her boyfriend. Well, he was her boyfriend at the time. It consists of her enjoying herself after stripping off her clothes. They had a little break a month back and he showed it to some people. He has never sent it to anyone just showed it, but it is supposed to be mind blowing hot and not what you would expect from our actress. Definitely needs to be revealed. Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult (I previously revealed this as Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult, but in light of the events of the past few weeks thought it might be a good refresher.)
LAWYER 11/04 **#11**
If you are a limo driver and you get a call to go to the airport to pick up this A list mostly movie actor who only does action movies you better bring some cleaning supplies and some towels. Our actor loves nothing more than to get naked in the back of the limo and talk to the driver while stroking himself at the same time. Apparently this has become something that has turned from a once every ten or fifteen trip thing to an almost every trip thing. Our actor has to use different names now to ensure pickup and is always kind enough to leave a big tip but leaves a mess which is not something that comes in the job description of any limo drivers. Apparently this habit has become much worse now that he has split with his actress "girlfriend." Jason Statham
Weve talked before about how some young musicians indulge in excessive partying activity while on the road. Lots of you chalked it up to the musician lifestyle, youthful energy, or kids just having some fun. Well, one young singer has apparently now wandered even a little deeper into the powder. Right before a recent appearance, this young star was caught snorting up some powdered courage prior to walking on stage. Keep in mind, this wasnt during his leisure time, or late at night while hes out partying at a club, or in a private hotel room with friends. This was in the middle of a work day, by himself. That usually indicates that someone has crossed the line from recreational to hard-core activity. He was observed by several members of the crew snorting, sniffing small quantities of white powder, inhaling deeply, and wiping his nose with the back of his hand. When someone walked up to him and asked, "Are you OK?", our star began a rapid-fire response of "Yes, Im fine! Of course Im fine! In fact, I feel great. Im ready to go! Lets go! Lets go!" The crew guys also noted that despite the bright stage lights the singers pupils were "the size of dimes." So, if youre one of those fans of his who spends their time obsessing over his hair or his outfit or who he is dating or where he is going on vacation, perhaps you should be more concerned about something a little more serious right now his health. Justin Bieber
SAY JENN!! 11/04 **#1**
This B-list television actress with a unique name has an even more unique life. She has the 'perfect marriage and family' in order to keep her image what the network and producers of her hit show want it to be, but it's not really a secret that this is really just a business relationship. She and her husband are good friends and have a good relationship, she just likes women is all. She's had a long time love, and now they've decided to just be one big unique family. A moving truck showed up to the star's house and moved her partner's belongings in. When the show ends, and she's no longer being told what to do, she's going to come forward and make public what everyone already knows anyway, but she has no intention of changing the way things are. It works for them, and it'll probably keep working for them. Marishka Hargitay
SAY JENN!! 11/04 **#2**
This C-list sometime movie actor recently did a junket for his latest project. His publicist was literally a yard away monitoring questions, and making sure they got the run of the mill, pat answers. Especially where his marriage is concerned. It's all, "nothing to see here!" while things get worked out. Off the record, they were putting feelers out as to who would get the exclusive once the marriage ends. "March sweeps" was being tossed around a lot. For a couple of reasons.. his current wife might have a new, lucrative contract he can profit from in a split, and it will showcase him for any upcoming fall TV projects. Anyone he's giving an 'exclusive to now' will be getting the exclusive then, and everyone walks away a little richer...especially his publicist. Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes
MIRROR (U.K.) 11/04
This A-list couple are not all what they seem. They may constantly get snapped looking loved up but in reality the female celeb is cheating on her man with a woman! And the mistress is in the limelight too. Messy.
Man: Calvin Harris
Woman: Rita Ora
Mistress: Cara Delevingne
STREET KING 11/04
Todays blind item previously crowned his once fav Atlantean the title of "personal valet and assistant" but what he doesnt want you to know is Fonzworth Bentley has him to thank for sponsoring his entire college education. Dont believe me.. Ask dudes baby momma Kim, who cant deny Fonzworth Bentleys frequent presence even during her vacations with our dude making a threes company affair! He openly admitted to wrestling Usher over the Frosted Flakes, but the breakfast cereal isnt the only thing thats been at the center of his romping sessions with the Confessions singer. Ask Naomi Campbell. "He had Jennifer Lopez strung out on ecstasy shed always be like wheres my vitamins?" His private parties are always stocked with enough Molly, coke and weed to get a small village high. Know why? Sources say because he likes to get his guest geared up for group sex orgies. Hes also banking of being the new face of Frank White. Now, can you guess who Im talking about? Sean "Puffy" Combs
LAWYER 11/05 **#1**
"Do I know them? The why would I care about them or what they are doing?" A+ list celebrity/rapper on his way out of Barney's when asked about whether he supported the racial profiling suit filed by African Americans against Barney's. Jay-Z
LAWYER 11/05 **#2**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who is having a B list resurgence after years at C, is filming a new movie and she heard a crew member call her old. Our actress is not even 40. Our actress started hitting on the crew member and just when he thought he was going to get lucky she reminded him of what he said and then called him an a-hole and walked away. Tara Reid
LAWYER 11/05 **#3**
This former A++ list politician visited a film set in NYC and spent 45 minutes in a trailer with his main squeeze actress friend. Well, not main squeeze. I mean the guy is married. No one even batted an eye that the two were spending time alone in her trailer. It was the second time he has visited the set but the first time the trailer was rocking. Bill Clinton/Gina Gershon (filming "Staten Island Summer")
LAWYER 11/05 **#4**
This A list actress who is A list strictly because of awards and body of work and talent rather than popularity has been on a 15 day fast because she is scheduled to host an event with a fashion designer who designed her something to wear and made it so small that the only way she would be able to fit in it would be to lost 10-15 pounds off her size zero frame because the designer would not adjust it to her size. Jessica Chastain/Karl Lagerfeld "An Evening Honoring Karl Lagerfeld"
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT - FAT KARL LAGERFELD
LAWYER 11/05 **#5**
This married A list female country singer is having an affair with this married B+ list celebrity/reality show participant who has a ton of money. Literally probably a ton if you weighed it. She thinks they are both going to leave their spouses and be happy together. She might want to take a gander at the singer who is similar to her in history who got nothing for her efforts except a gig on a reality show he says he got her.
Married A list female country singer: Carrie Underwood
B+ list celebrity: Mark Cuban (owner of Dallas Mavericks)
Reality show participant: "Shark Tank" and "Dancing With the Stars"
Singer/reality show: Kellie Pickler "Dancing With the Stars"
LAWYER 11/05 **#6**
This A list reality show host and former super model stays constantly busy. She also doesn't talk much about her personal life but every one knows she has been dating a guy for quite some time. I guess she is weighing her options because she spent two days without him recently and in the arms of a Russian billionaire she finds very intriguing. It isn't like she hasn't dated for money before despite her millions. Heidi Klum (dated Flavio Briatore)
LAWYER 11/05 **#7**
What Real Housewives husband thinks he is getting away with his current affair. He thinks the woman is wrapped around his finger. She has photos and cell phone video and his perfect world is about to come crashing down. This is a huge one. Tabloid covers for weeks. Ramona Singers husband Mario "Real Housewives of NYC" (it took about two months after this blind for it to be everywhere)
LAWYER 11/05 **#8**
This B- list multiple Academy Award nominated actress gave up on ever finding a guy she wanted to be with who was also heterosexual and says that her homosexual husband was the best decision she ever made in her love life. Laura Linney
LAWYER 11/05 **#9**
This aging B list actress who was on a great hit television show might be a mom but it has not stopped guys from lining up to date her. Apparently she is the number one woman that actors most want to date because she has some amazing talents. She literally gets to pick and choose among the best of the best. Jennie Garth
LAWYER 11/05 **#10**
This former A+ list couple hooked up last week. I thought they stopped talking forever but apparently something melted. She is mostly single but he is with someone serious in addition to all the other women he seems to go through on a weekly basis and the guys of course when he is "drunk" and can't help himself. Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson
LAWYER 11/05 **#11**
This actress is probably no greater than B- and that is being very generous. Now that her show is off the air this mostly television actress is probably closer to C+. Ever since she has separated from her more famous mostly television actor husband she has been telling people the tales of their relationship. She says that he would always verbally abuse her if she ate anything more than salad and at one point in their relationship she was about 100 pounds even though she is almost six feet tall because she just didn't want to have him scream at her about eating. She so damaged her body from not eating for so long that she can't seem to gain more than about twenty pounds and still looks frighteningly thin. Our actress says that when he would cheat on her that he would tell her that she was the reason and that she should do things better and he would not cheat as much. This of course made her scared to do anything and made her put up a wall of insecurity that still has not come down and that he would tell her the names of all the women he slept with so now when she sees them on television or movies it causes her to freak out and withdraw for days on end. Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall
GOSSIP 11/05 **#1**
This performer who is currently on tour has sunk to a new low by engaging in fraud during a Meet & Greet. A "Meet and Greet" is a an important revenue component of the music tour. Fans pay a huge amount of money (usually several multiples of the price of a concert ticket) to meet the celebrity in person before the concert begins. The typical M&G is 45 seconds long. Its just enough time for the fan and celebrity to shake hands or hug, to exchange a few words, and to have their photo taken by the tour photographer. Depending on the tour, their M&G package might also include a T-shirt or a signed poster or a gift bag. At $500 a pop (sometimes more), the celebrity could earn a cool $50,000 for a one hour M&G. Most young performers like Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, One Direction, and Taylor Swift are very kind and personal and engaging during the M&G. But, very recently, one singer was too wasted to show up for his own Meet & Greet a couple of hours before his concert. So what did his management do? Cancel the M&G and refund the money to his fans? Nope! They hired a body double for the M&G, stuck some sunglasses on him, and had him stand there pretending to be the star! Then they rushed the fans in and out in two to three seconds each before they could figure out that they had just paid hundreds of dollars to have their photo taken with a complete nobody! Yes, this performer is behaving very unprofessionally. But his management team is to blame for behaving both unprofessionally and illegally. Yes, illegally. By taking the fans money and promising them something that they havent delivered, they have committed multiple acts of fraud.
Singer: Justin Bieber
Manager: Scooter Braun
GOSSIP 11/05 **#2**
We thought wed give you a little peek behind the scenes of a famous family. Its especially timely because one of the members of the family has been causing trouble again. This celebrity couple had a rocky relationship from day one. And by rocky, we mean Rocky. The Actor has an anger problem. And a substance abuse problem. Put the two together, and hell take a swing at whoever gets in his way during a binge. His crazy, belligerent behavior continues to take its toll on his ex and their entire family and his job. His Actress ex knew about his problem/s from the beginning. But he was handsome and famous and has more than one famous relative, so she constantly made excuses for him. Fortunately, she was able to extricate herself from the situation before it was too late. She hasnt really moved on, though. She is gorgeous and available, but have you seen her out on a single date this year? No. Why not? Because she is scared of her ex! He still calls the Actress usually after he has been binging to alternately yell at her and to beg her to come back. She isnt about to go back to him, but she is also scared to date someone else, because she knows that he is crazy jealous and loses control rather easily. His kids from a previous relationship dont want to spend with him either. We do not know exactly what is behind that if its his addiction, his anger issues, or something else but its never a good sign when even your kids want to avoid you. Finally, his celebrity parents are having troubles in their own relationship, some of which can be attributed to their constant fights over the Actor. The Dad makes excuse after excuse for him perhaps because The Actor had a disastrous childhood while the Mom has been calling for rehab for years. Of course, The Actor swears that he is going to clean up his act. After every crazy binge and fight he swears that he will never drink again. But it always does. First rule of addiction: Addicts are liars. It affects his work, too. Everyone in the industry knows he has a serious problem. Some still hire him. Some avoid him like the plague. Hes lost out on more than one major role because of his drinking. How can you have someone anchor a franchise when you dont even know if hes going to show up for work the next day? We still think he has a chance at a good life and a long, successful career but only if he goes to rehab. Fortunately for him, Mom (who can be an incredibly demanding woman) is the loudest voice in the room right now. We should know in the week or so if she got through to him.
The Actor: Josh Brolin
The Actress: Diane Lane
Dad: James Brolin
Mom: (step) Barbara Streisand
Franchise: "Jurassic World"
SAY JENN!!! 11/05
This mostly television actor was recently sharing a story with his bros about the last time he and his celebrity wife were intimate...completely ok with the horrified people all around him staring... They haven't been intimate in weeks, and before then, the only way they would be intimate was after a night of drinking and Molly. He's told people it's the ONLY way he can...uh...perform. **shudders** Well, the last time they were **pukes** intimate, was after she lavished him with some big purchases after a big fight, and they were on the make-up cycle of their relationship. So of course, they went out to dinner, got wasted, and did a little Molly before bed. Molly must make you completely hallucinate, because he called out his ex's name during the **heaves what's left of lunch** act, and you would think she would get all pissed and go bananas, right? I mean, she HATES his ex with the heat of a thousand suns! Nope. His version of the story is that she went with it, and played the part. He said it was so good, he was actually shocked he woke up in his own bed the next morning. Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes/Brandi Glanville
LAWYER 11/06 **#1**
This married A list mostly movie actor who is about to shoot to A+ list with his next film is very fond of his female assistant. He especially likes his three or four time a day 20 minute alone time sessions where they get caught up on what is happening. His wife won't say or do a word though because she expects it of guys she is with. Chris Hemsworth
LAWYER 11/06 **#2**
This C list mostly television actress with B+ list face recognition from a very hit show once had sex with her onscreen actor son. No matter how many times she told him it was one time he won't stop thinking it was true love and tells every one he has a girlfriend. The thing is he thinks his girlfriend is the actress. Courteney Cox & Dan Byrd
LAWYER 11/06 **#3**
When this A list celebrity/singer drinks she gets violent and angry and mean and likes to make out with women. When her A list celebrity/singer significant other gets drunk he has sex with as many women as possible. Considering how much they love to drink and are forced to be apart this relationship should end in spectacular fashion. Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger
LAWYER 11/06 **#4**
Most affairs just end marriages. Some like Meg Ryan's end careers. This affair has the potential to end two careers and one of them is not even involved in the affair but the two work so closely together that no one would be able to figure out which one they were not trying to hire. Apparently the affair is red hot. Matt Lauer/Natalie Morales/Savannah Guthrie
LAWYER 11/06 **#5**
This is quite the day. This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor is out of the country shooting a movie. The actor who stands out from other B list movie actors with his umm, endowment managed to get pulled over twice the same day by the same policeman. Both times were for swerving between lanes. In both instances our actor was getting orally serviced by a woman while driving. Different women each time. Our actor was given a ticket each time for reckless driving. Michael Fassbender
LAWYER 11/06 **#6**
This B list mostly movie actress from a very big franchise is supposed to do a string of heavy press all over the world but she is not going without her husband after someone told him about his wife and her B list mostly celebrity co-star hooking up. Considering she had told him she didn't even like sex it's probably a bit of a shock. Guess she won't get that alone time she was counting on. Elizabeth Banks/Lenny Kravitz "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire"
LAWYER 11/06 **#7**
This Academy Award nominated actor within the past five years and first time blind item participant is never seen too far away from a hooker. He says it is what keeps him young. He told his friends that he likes them to not speak English but they need to smile so they don't look completely vacant when they are out with him. Hey, at least he is not married any longer. When he was things were more awkward.
LAWYER 11/06 **#8**
This B list mostly television actress on a show that seems to have some staying power had some serious makeup on the other day after she got into a fight not with her public boyfriend but with her secret girlfriend. The long suffering girlfriend threw a votive at our actress and hit her right in the eye. I have always wanted to use the word votive and that is how it was described to me. Actually they said decorative but then I envisioned someone selling them in those work from home parties so kept it as votive.
LAWYER 11/06 **#9**
I feel bad for this actress and that is not something I ever thought I would hear but these three Twilight actors were talking about the worst actor in the franchise and they said it was someone who never got a part but auditioned and that it was horrific and made them laugh for days after someone showed them a copy. The teased actress used to be an A list mostly television actress/tweener but now takes what she can get acting wise. Vanessa Hudgens
LAWYER 11/06 **#10**
This American Idol finalist (as in at least top three) has a sex tape. She thinks it will solve all her financial problems. It will be interesting to see if there is a market for it. Fantasia Barrino
LAWYER 11/06 **#11**
Short but juicy and front page tabloid material when revealed. Oh it needs to be. Actress is A list bordering on A+ list. Academy Award nominee/winner. Aging but not old and looks amazing. All of her children IVF. None of her children used her eggs. One of the dads won't care. The other one will go ballistic when he finds out because she told him they were using her eggs. Our actress found someone who looks a lot like her and used her eggs for all her babies.
Actress: Halle Berry
Dad who wont care: Olivier Martinez
Dad who will go ballistic: Gabriel Aubry (he would be the only true parent of daughter they are having custory battle over)
This pretty actress already has a couple of children by a couple of different celebrities. She is almost done with having children. Almost. She has now decided that she wants to have a third child but not with Daddy 1 or Daddy 2! Thats right. She has already set her sights on Daddy 3! He is also famous. No big surprise there. They have been quietly seeing each other for a few months now. Daddy 2 (with whom she is in a committed relationship) has no idea.
Actress: Kate Hudson
Daddy 1: Chris Robinson
Daddy 2: Matthew Bellamy
Daddy 3: Chris Martin
(This SOLVED Blind Gossip item will probably come as a shock to most of you. Well, pick up your jaw, and allow us to fill you in! You would think that Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow would be friends. Both daughters of famous parents, both actresses, both splitting their time between Los Angeles and New York, both involved with British rock musicians. Well, they were friendly. For a while. But not now. Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson HATE each other! The two women had a big blow out in early 2013 and have been snarling at each other since. This should come as no surprise to our savvy readers. The rise and fall of Gwyneth Paltrows friendship with Madonna, Reese Witherspoon, and Beyonce have all been chronicled. Theres a pattern there. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martins marriage has been in trouble for years. They have both had multiple affairs outside of their marriage, and just announced their separation yesterday. Kate Hudsons marriage with Chris Robinson ended in divorce and her relationship with fiancee Matthew Bellamy has been in trouble for the past year. There was just a story in the news yesterday that they are seeking help for their troubled relationship. Do you wonder why the Paltrow-Martin kids and the Hudson-Bellamy kids would hang out together when the moms hate each other? Its not just because Martin and Bellamy are both musicians. And do you wonder why the Paltrow-Martin marriage and the Hudson-Bellamy relationship are both falling apart at the same exact time? Its not coincidental. While the kids were having sleepovers so were their parents! Thats right! Kate Hudsons choice for Baby Daddy #3: Chris Martin! Viva la vida, Kate and Chris!)
MORTON REPORT 11/06
This is one scene you wont see in the film Rush, based on the exciting life and times of the late racing driver James Hunt. A renowned ladies' man, handsome Hunt was once at a house party in an Alpine chalet when his frisky hostess demanded that one of the après-ski group should take her to bed. All those present declined the offer except for Hunt, who duly obliged. Later on, his one-night stand became a household name. Joan Collins
SAY JENN!! 11/06
This former C-list couple, both mostly television actors, had a messy, messy divorce that took a very obvious toll on one of them. She wanted to go to counseling and was willing to forgive him of anything in order to keep their family intact, he decided he'd been tied down too long and wanted to live the swinging bachelor life again. Until she found another man...then he came sniffing around again, she kicked her new guy to the curb, and they've been talking about reconciliation very seriously. He does like being with her and their family again, but he still wants to have his cake and eat it too. He hasn't let go of his most recent, much younger girlfriend he's supporting. So to make sure he stays, the girlfriend is enlisting the help of a friend to leak all of this to the press, and let the ex-wife know that he's not as genuine as he seems. Jennie Garth/Peter Facinelli
This star needs some friends. Shes known for having a lot of everything, but her neighbors say she doesnt even have friends over. Like, ever. And apparently, this isnt really a secret. Everyone knows that this party girl couldnt get enough people invited to a party to save her life. And youll notice the qualities of parties she used to host have dropped waaaay down. It didnt always use to be this way. Either shes blind or shes pretending she doesnt notice, but all of her friends are gone. Paris Hilton
Its supposed to be a happy day. Especially for a woman. Her wedding day recently was not a happy day. Unfortunately, she made it miserable, for herself and for everyone involved. And you make people miserable on a day thats about celebration, you cant really expect them not to talk shit about you, right? She was raging all day. She was pissy about the flowers, she was pissy about the photos. She was so pissed she threatened to fire the florists and the photographers on the spot while they were shooting her in her wedding gown. It was the same with the wedding planner. Soon as she woke up that day, wedding day, she went nuclear on the wedding planner and started rearranging everything by herself. All her vendors were berated, the wedding planner was sobbing. Nothing was right that day. Not even her dress. She only wore it for an hour and then changed. If you cant help but be a hideous person on the day thats supposed to be filled with love and joy what does every other day look like? Is it too late to reconsider? Christina Ricci
LAWYER 11/07 **#1**
This C+ list mostly movie actress with slightly better name recognition has been offered $100K to be the "girlfriend" of this B- list mostly movie actor while he does press for the next installment of a huge franchise. She would be mentioned as his girlfriend and would get to walk the red carpets solo and with the actor in New York, LA, London and Paris. If she does it she will do it for the fame and not the money. She has a ton of money. Joshua Hutcherson and Lily Collins
LAWYER 11/07 **#2**
This A list tweener on her way to A+ list tweener status and A list in the adult world is being told to stay away from her B- list actress co-star because the co-star has been getting drunk and hitting strip clubs and getting lap dances from other women. The A list tweener's people want nothing to stop the momentum. They even want the co-star removed from their mutual show in favor of someone more clean cut. Either that or they are going to walk.
A list tweener: Ariana Grande
B- list co-star: Jennette McCurdy
Show: "Sam & Cat"
LAWYER 11/07 **#3**
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit television show tried to buy booze yesterday at the grocery store with other products. No big deal except she was already hammered so the store refused to sell it to her. They said she reeked of booze and could barely form a sentence. Apparently their worries did not try and keep her from driving though. January Jones
LAWYER 11/07 **#4**
This former B list mostly television actress who was on a very popular show for an almost network before dropping out of acting completely says she doesn't diet or work out. Huh. Then those "three days" she liked to call the three day periods she would starve herself if she gained a pound were??? Oh and the two hour daily sessions with the personal trainer were???? Blake Lively
LAWYER 11/07 **#5**
This former network star who was on a very hit show that made her a brief A lister has seen show after show since crash and burn. Our actress still thinks it is a decade ago and that she is popular. At a charity event she insisted people only call her Ms.________. No first names allowed. Someone was also supposed to follow her all night holding a glass of lukewarm water and her bag. Our actress just about lost it when one attendee asked our actress if she was still acting because she had not seen her in anything. Debra Messing
LAWYER 11/07 **#6**
This Academy Award nominee/winner B- list actress with the strange romance life and a recent television failure says that she was fine with her husband being with other women and she expected it of men in Hollywood. What she expected him to do though was protect himself which he didn't do and caused her to contract an STD. He swore it wouldn't happen again and that he would protect himself. Then she found out he got a woman pregnant. Bye bye husband. Laura Dern
LAWYER 11/07 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress who has won an Academy Award had sex this week in a hotel room with a guy. The thing is the guy was not her celebrity husband who continues to waste away into nothing as his world crashes in around him and sobriety seems like a distant dream.
LAWYER 11/07 **#8**
Why yes that was the foreign born supposed girlfriend of the A+ list mostly movie actor who was having sex in the VIP section of a club last night. She probably does not get much from her boyfriend. Or the kind of drugs she likes either. Suki Waterhouse/Bradley Cooper
LAWYER 11/07 **#9**
This A- list talk show host/reality star/former actor apparently tried to have sex with a woman he picked up at his own wedding reception. His former wife didn't find out about it though until recently. She thought he just cheated during their honeymoon. Mario Lopez (former wife: Ali Landry)
LAWYER 11/07 **#10**
A couple of years ago when these two A list mostly movie actors were still married they took this about to be an A list mostly movie actor who is now a crash and burn B- lister out for some hookers. The B- lister tried to leave when they got there but the other two wouldn't let him leave and tied him down in a bedroom and told the hooker that the actor liked it rough and to be hurt. The B- lister has never spoken to the pair since that night and says he is still sore when he thinks about what was done to him by the hooker.
A list actors: Sean Penn/Josh Brolin
B- lister: Emile Hirsch
LAWYER 11/07 **#11**
A semi-regular feature where I give you one half of the answer. Usually it involves strange hookups. Today there is a little bit of lots of things.
#1 - Jennifer Aniston said she tried to get this former co-star and B+ list mostly movie actor hard for two hours but he just could not perform. He has that issue with lots of people and his name is not Gerard Butler.
#2 - Demi Moore said this former boyfriend of hers who is a married B+ list mostly television actor now but was mostly movies back in the day still calls her when he is drunk and tries to invite himself over to her place or begs her to take him back. She says he has been doing it at least twice a year for well over a decade.
#3 & #4 - Speaking of calling, Anna Paquin says this B-/C+list openly bisexual actress with A- list name recognition has been trying to hook up with Anna since Anna revealed she was bisexual. Anna has had her fill of crazy people though after her strange encounters with this other desperate to be famous actress who can actually act and goes through people/relationships on her way up the ladder like a knife through butter always looking for the next person to give her a boost in exchange for sex. Amber Heard/Evan Rachel Wood (was on "True Blood" with Anna)
STREET KING 11/08
Hes a true to life Mans Man who secret pleasure is in his own words "being the dude on the side." Dont believe me.. Just ask Eddie Murphys daughter, whos said to have dumped our blind item because she had a big problem with being his beard on the side! Sources reveal thats after Bria Murphy discovered she was sharing this DL swingin singer with rapper Flo-rida, whos said to also hide his homosexuality behind beards himself. Just ask Melissa Ford. "Flo-rida takes care of him and is very jealous and possessive of him." Back in 2006, this Pretty singer was slammed with 24-hours of bitter-sweetness. Know why? He was nominated for a pair of Grammys and forced to face child molestation accusations all within the same damn day!!! Pleasure P
SAY JENN!!! 11/07
This once A-list country singer has been unraveling for a while, but stays out of the public eye and the tabloids for the most part. She's also a really nice person when she's not having one of her fits, so it's not like she's making enemies everywhere she goes acting like a lunatic. She does however, have an ax to grind with a couple of other country stars and that was very apparent before the awards show and at a couple of after parties last night. They say you can't fight a war on two fronts successfully, and she was basically fighting a war on three fronts completely wasted. The first front...her husband. He's having a bit of a midlife crisis, and wants to have some fun while he still can. (There's a blind about this in the archives) He wants an amicable divorce, she dug in her heels. So the whole night she was all over him and tried to make it look like they were devoted and oh so very happy. At one point, he disappeared to talk to some friends, and she hunted him down in a fit of rage and wouldn't let him out of her sight for the rest of the night. The other front was her bitter feud with this current A+ superstar. She was dumped in a project for her, and resents her to death. She sniped, and made snide remarks about the superstar all night. The drunker she got, the louder she got. At one point she went up to her at an after party and belligerently said something to the effect that her husband will love her until the next young thing comes along, because what goes around, comes around. At this point, the third front of her war started, when this B+ country singer overheard, and went over to the group, grabbed the former A-lister by the arm, and took her to the powder room. The B lister was trying to calm her down, and even asked her husband to go find the former A-lister's husband to take her back to the hotel. A huge argument ensued, then a tussle, and eventually the former A-lister was a heaving, crying mess on the bathroom floor. The husband had a car brought around, and the B-lister accompanied her back to her hotel for the rest of the night. Both husbands then went on to have a big party night. Swell.
A- country singer: Faith Hill
Husband: Tim McGraw
A+ superstar: Carrie Underwood
B+ country singer/husband: Miranda Lambert/Blake Sheldon
Monday Night Football song
TO EARS 11/08
He used to sing with boys, now he likes kissing them. One member of an old 90s R&B singing group, is batting for the other team now. Spending so much time with other guys, it was bound to happen. The group started in South-Central Los Angeles with just four members. This particular member later joined the group before their second album. They took a brief hiatus and then returned in 2006 with a whole new name. This member now has a new life and new occupation. You can catch this guy working at a gay bar on Santa Monica Blvd. Hey its nothing like being around your people.
She is one of the stars of a very popular television series. She has also been the subject of at least one Blind Gossip item this year because she was participating in a PR-generated relationship with another actor. Right after they "broke up", our actress started dating a professional athlete. Five minutes later, they declared that they intended to spend their lives together! Huh? Whats the rush? Well, as usual, we know the the definitive answer before everyone else: She is pregnant! Yes, thats right, pregnant! Her friends are telling us that she is right around the twelve-week mark. She is not quite ready to announce, but will instead spend the next few weeks wearing loose-fitting clothing and hoping that you dont notice (just like Kerry Washington). She will definitely announce before the end of the year. Three questions: Is it wise for her to marry someone she hardly knows just because she is pregnant? Will they work her pregnancy into her television show? And who will they say is the TV Daddy?
Actress: Kaley Cuoco
TV Show: "Big Bang Theory"
PR Beau: Henry Cavill
Real Beau: Ryan Sweeting, pro tennis player
TV Daddies: Leonard Hofstadter (Johnny Galecki)
While a look at the life of The Godfather Of Soul promises to be an interesting one, there are others left out of the project pretty upset. To this Actor, it's no laughing matter, and for this Director, filmmakers didn't Do The Right Thing.
Actor: Eddie Murphy
Director: Spike Lee
LAWYER 11/08 **#1**
This openly gay B list mostly movie actor who seems to make his living off one role would probably be surprised that whenever he goes out of town his boyfriend puts himself on the market and does some escorting. Actually our actor might not be that surprised since that is how he found his boyfriend in the first place.
LAWYER 11/08 **#2**
This HBO actress on a very hit show for the network was at a party that was very quiet and boring and she decided she wanted to liven things up so she went outside and came back in topless and walked around the room twice like that just to get a reaction from people. No one even noticed until she was in the middle of lap two. Lena Dunham
LAWYER 11/08 **#3**
This underage female singer who is moving very close to the A list range and is seemingly everywhere right now hooked up this week with a much older controversial female singer. The underage singer is a huge fan and had a huge crush. Lorde/M.I.A.
LAWYER 11/08 **#4**
This A list celebrity/model told as many women as she could to not hook up with the wannabe reality star who is famous for being an offspring and related for now to other offspring. He was working an event and telling people who he was and our model would follow behind and told the women that the wannabe had a small peen and an STD. Apparently the model's friend was once thrown out of a house with no clothes on by the wannabe reality star so she took the chance to get back at him. Kate Upton is the model and a person who can't be named for another 20 days is the guy. (Brody Jenner)
LAWYER 11/08 **#5**
This former B- list mostly television actor who was on a hit show that ended quite some time ago now does very little for a living. He has a show but doesn't have to do much. Anyway he was drunk at a party this past week with a woman on either knee and was telling the group that he took the anal virginity of this A+ list celebrity/singer while she was engaged to her current celebrity husband.
B- list mostly television actor: Wilmer Valderrama
Hit show: "That '70s Show"
Current show: "Handy Manny"
LAWYER 11/08 **#6**
This C list mostly movie actress says she does not know how crazy rumors get started about her with a certain A list mostly movie actor and everything in the tabloids about her is a lie. Uh huh. So how come when you were giving the information and photos to the tabloids it was not a lie but when it gets way bigger than you thought it would then it becomes a lie. Margot Robbie & Will Smith
LAWYER 11/08 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an aging a-hole of a B-/C+ lister wherever he can find work pays for hookers using his son's money. Ryan O'Neal
LAWYER 11/08 **#8**
"I know I was awful in the movie but at this point I care more about the paychecks and staying in front of the camera than anything else." Former A list mostly movie actress who is still A-/B+ and an Academy Award winner. Nicole Kidman in "Grace of Monaco"
LAWYER 11/08 **#9**
This B list mostly television actor from two hit back to back shows had taken a year break from cheating on his wife after being busted but the new cast member to his long running show has him back doing what he knows and hoping she doesn't bust him.
LAWYER 11/08 **#10**
This always A list female supermodel who has added more media to her resume has been banned from ever working for a designer because his favorite new female muse says she was basically raped by the supermodel after a party.
A list female supermodel: Kate Moss
New media: British Vogue magazine contributing fashion editor
Designer: Karl Lagerfeld
New female muse: Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 11/08 **#11**
This is the most quiet threesome that has existed. Apparently it has been going on for over a decade but I just heard about it for the first time in the past few weeks. I always knew that the couple involved in this was into swapping but the third they bring in is not someone I would have expected despite his Lothario reputation. The couple is A list when it comes to acting talent. Mostly movies. List wise though they are both B, one of them permanently. She has always been one of those people who seem to be shy and quiet on the outside but is a freak when you get her alone. Her significant other has always floated between men and women although he prefers women most of the time. The third is also an A list mostly movie actor who once hit on the actress and she offered a threesome. The actor agreed because he had heard the stories of the actress too and wanted a chance with her and was willing to do pretty much anything even though he was married at the time. Over the years the threesome has been on and off and they try to see each other for extended fun of several weeks at least every other year. The actress has gone outside the threesome a few times with the A list actor but is very reluctant because he can sometimes be papped and she never is and she likes her quiet reputation. Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber/Sean Penn
LAWYER 11/09 **#1**
This at the time under 18 year old pre-Twilight days actress had an affair with this B- list mostly movie actor and it broke up his marriage to this A list mostly movie actress wife. Not Kristen Stewart.
Twilight actress: Nikki Reed
B- list actor: Ryan Phillippe
A list actress: Reese Witherspoon
LAWYER 11/09 **#2**
This B list comedian/actor/reality star has a wife who has always wanted to be a porn star. Well, she has the looks for it and has not done much acting in awhile. Anyway she is trying to convince her husband to distribute some of the private porns they have made at home. She wants everyone to see her having sex. Her husband still has a good career so has been saying no but he always ends up doing what she says. Nikki Cox/Jay Mohr
LAWYER 11/09 **#3**
This at the time about 30 year old B-/C+ list mostly television actress who is generally in the B range depending if she has a show on the air or not took the virginity of this at the time 16 year old A list mostly television actor who still has A list name recognition. It happened when she guest starred on his show.
LAWYER 11/10 **#1**
This former A list tweener used to be so homophobic. She has come a long way and this weekend even spent 6 hours holed up in her hotel room with the super model who just won't come out no matter what. Miley Cyrus/Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 11/10 **#2**
The B-/C+ still good looking long time favorite of every woman who watched primetime television for about a decade set the record for most women slept with during a run of a show. The fact he was married to an actress he met on the hugely popular show probably contributed to his divorce although it did take a couple of years after. Anyway, our actor has since remarried but is trying to set a new record on a new project he is filming away from home.
Actor: Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Wife: Lisa Ann Russell
Show: "Saved By the Bell"
New Project: "Franklin & Bash" (filmed in Atlanta, Georgia)
LAWYER 11/10 **#3**
This foreign born former B list singer had five straight miscarriages at one point because she would not stop using coke while pregnant. She finally stopped long enough to have a baby but is back on the coke again. Lily Allen
LAWYER 11/11 **#1**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor who owed his good fortune to a now finished franchise was so desperate for drugs that he met his dealer at a play the actor was forced to sit through to get his drugs. The dealer wanted publicity for the play. He got it.
LAWYER 11/11 **#2**
This former B list mostly television actress/model who has seen her career turn to a state of nothingness despite her beauty approached an A list Victoria's Secret model last week and tried to get the model interested in a threesome with the actress and her equally career challenged actor husband. The VS model declined and suggested the couple hire someone and leave her alone. Rebecca Romijn/Jerry O'Connell/Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (2nd Annual Baby2Baby Gala)
LAWYER 11/11 **#3**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who used to be A list back in the day and still has A list name recognition from some of the greatest movies ever got so hammered on a recent flight that flight attendants thought she might have died. They tried to rouse her several times over the course of the flight but it took almost two hours before she was able to open her eyes. An hour later when the plane landed the actress had to be helped off the plane but refused a wheelchair and stumbled along to baggage claim. Sigourney Weaver
LAWYER 11/11 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is now an A- list was not shy about letting a random hot waiter know she was available for room service over the weekend. Even though she is married our actress hit on guy after guy during the event and made plans to hook up with the waiter and even passed him her phone number and room number and told him not to be late. Julia Roberts
LAWYER 11/11 **#5**
This former who would love to be current married reality star is probably going to have to get a DNA test for her new baby because of the volume of people she had sex with lately. Most of the time she was drunk so she can use that as an excuse. Kendra Wilkinson
LAWYER 11/11 **#6**
This A list rap star had to be smuggled inside a florist van to visit his mistress/A list reality star. Well I guess she would be the one cheating so that would make him a mister? They have been ordered to not be seen together in public any longer because their romance is ruining the story line. Khloé Kardashian & The Game (They obviously are allowed to see each other now but apparently he was seeing other women at the same time which made things worse if he got caught and they got caught.)
LAWYER 11/11 **#7**
This former A list Disney tweener who can't seem to get lucky since her show ended has been making quite the living selling drugs to many of her old escort customers. She prefers it to sex with relative strangers and says she will quit when she gets a major movie role or a show picked up.
LAWYER 11/11 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actress who is foreign born and still on television but has never reached the fame she got from a long running recurring role on one of the biggest shows ever was talking to a friend the other night and said that despite being married for about a decade she can count all the time she has had sex and hates every second of it. To this day she says she has still never touched her husband's peen. Emilie de Ravin "Lost" (and maybe their divorce will stick this time)
LAWYER 11/11 **#9**
This B- list actress who was B+ when her very hit network show was on the air has not done much since it ended. Apparently all that free time was too much for the married actress with child(ren) who split from her long long time girlfriend within the past couple of months. Rarely spotted together, they would always call themselves related if anyone ever asked how they knew each other.
LAWYER 11/11 **#10**
This A list diva/celebrity/singer would not stop talking trash about this reality star turned B list singer turned B+ list mostly movie actress the other night. The diva feels like the actress/singer is taking all the parts that were once hers and is still ticked about that award the actress got and will tell anyone that she turned down the role.
A list diva/celebrity/singer: Beyoncé Knowles
B+ movie actress: Jennifer Hudson
Award/Role: Academy Award "Dreamgirls"
LAWYER 11/11 **#11**
Kindness: Some love for the military today in the blind item. This celebrity is B list. The fact that she has managed to stay B list shows how hard she is willing to work because she has not had monumental success. She started off as a reality star and is now a very solid B list singer with almost A list name recognition. Everywhere you look you are apt to see her as she tries to keep her name and face and other assets on display. Anyway, our celebrity is someone who is always there for the military. She will show up at welcome home parties and sing. She will show up at a VA hospital unannounced and make sure she sees every patient in the place. If you need someone to perform on a base she will be there. If you need help raising money she will be there. There is one time that a military wife had the chance to see her husband for two days when he had a quick 72 hour pass and was going to be in Germany. The problem is that the couple had three kids and no one to watch them. The people the women would have normally used were also going to Germany to see their husbands. When our celebrity heard about the situation she flew to the base and watched the woman's children plus the children of three other families for the entire three days. Our celebrity dropped everything to help. I think she is pretty amazing for doing what she does and each thing seems kind of small but when you add it all up it is quite an impressive body of work. Kellie Pickler
This award-winning performers husband has been cheating on her since the beginning of their marriage. In fact, he is cheating on her right now with another female celebrity. The identity of the mistress would probably surprise you. Wife knows all about the affair, but is reluctant to file for divorce. Thats because this marriage keeps her in the spotlight which is the thing she craves more than honesty or fidelity! So she will do anything to give the appearance that things are fine, including arranging for daily affectionate "spontaneous" photo ops with the Husband to try to convince you that all is well. She calls her publicist first thing every morning to provide an itinerary of where she will be for the day. Her publicist then calls the paparazzi to ensure that they are there to "secretly" capture how devoted they are to each other and their family. Yes, its all done for the cameras.
Spotlight Seeking Wife: LeAnn Rimes
Compulsive Cheating Husband: Eddie Cibrian
Mistress: Brandi Glanville
SAY JENN!!! 11/11
No matter what you 'see' this celebrity couple is on the outs. It's over. He's already talking to divorce lawyers and has let his agent know that they can reassure prospective employers that he will not be a part of any tabloid circus in the new year. The wife isn't ready to let him go, of course. She's put out a full court press of pap attention, because she knows he won't try to tarnish his image rehab by being mean to her on camera. He's also a bit afraid of her leaking sensitive info to the press if he presses the issue to hard, too soon. So a truce was brokered. She gets her photo ops, if he gets another bonus from their production company, and a major cut/partnership of her next deal. She agreed in hopes of literally buying herself more time to make him stay. Her people are now going to focus on reminding people of her talent so she gets the best deal possible in the next couple of months. They see this truce as only furthering her self destruction and want her as busy as possible when it all falls apart...preferably overseas. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
LAWYER 11/12 **#1**
This used to be A list rap star who has been washed up for about a decade despite that A list name got a welcome home present from his friends who hired a hooker to service the former A lister while they all were at dinner together over the weekend. Private room. The hooker stayed under the table for an hour before leaving. Ja Rule (got out of jail)
LAWYER 11/12 **#2**
This still barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actress has been in a two month relationship with another couple. The actress met them at a bar two months ago and the trio have been inseparable and have even taken their relationship public to an extent by eating out and going to clubs together while she has been dodging recent news reports about her friendship with another actor. Cameron Diaz
LAWYER 11/12 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actress and now a nice solid B with A list name recognition got hammered at a party the other night. The problem is that it was an event where she was getting paid and she got so sick that she didn't even make it to the bathroom on time and puked in a corner in front of the entire room. Julia Roberts
LAWYER 11/12 **#4**
Don't believe the denials. This B- list actor who got most of his fame from a very hit network television show now does movies. Apparently on the set of his most recent movie he had a fling with an actress in the movie. His wife never knew until this past month when press commitments allowed the couple to reunite and this time they were busted by the actor's wife. The guy has always been a cheater but he usually kept things away from home.
Actor: Harold Perrineau
Television show: "Lost"
Movie: "The Best Man Holiday"
LAWYER 11/12 **#5**
This B list mostly television actor who is very good looking and stars on a huge hit cable show was supposed to have a girlfriend. Apparently not. I can't think of another reason why the actor has been to five events the past five nights and taken home a different woman each night. Last night it took him under two minutes to have someone glued to him. Two minutes!! Joe Manganiello "True Blood"
LAWYER 11/12 **#6**
This former B list mostly movie actor and now just general screw-up who seemingly has a never ending supply of money says that the daughter everyone thinks is his isn't. He has said this repeatedly the past week or two. No one had ever heard him say it before. It could explain why he has not been spending much time with her at all the past year. David Arquette
LAWYER 11/12 **#7**
This A list singer/celebrity has set a bunch of rules for her almost A list mostly movie actor husband. The thing is she does not feel the rules apply to her and she is not only using again for the first time in years but also has been having a fling. With a woman. Fergie
LAWYER 11/12 **#8**
The award for most meth use in a single three day weekend goes to this former Gossip Girl actress who was smoking when she made plans to meet her friend for dinner right after the bowl she was smoking and was still smoking yesterday afternoon when the friend came in person to check up on her. Taylor Momsen
LAWYER 11/12 **#9**
Seems there has been a split which is why there has been all the look at this hand drama going on in the past week. Give them lots to talk about so they don't even think about asking about the other hand. What they won't be talking about is the coke habit she has always had but controlled and passed along to the soon to be ex which has got him out of control. Gave up on even going to the bathroom at a party this weekend.
LAWYER 11/12 **#10**
This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star turned "pin-up" turned "I will show up for money" celebrity with A list name recognition was caught by a maid at her hotel. The celebrity was using a wire coat hanger to pleasure herself. Heck yes this will be revealed. I just want to know how it would work exactly. My Spanish was not good enough to understand the maid when she was explaining. Pamela Anderson
LAWYER 11/12 **#11**
This former A list tweener from television and movies who was a tweener before there was such a term but never had much success past the age of 21 is the biggest fundraiser for a white power group and has raised well over a million dollars by appearing at their conferences and gigs and speaking out on behalf of the group. He approached them about three years ago and for a year he just attended meetings and then started speaking out and now for the past two years he is their go to guy and is on the cover of brochures and pamphlets and the guy is big on how non-whites have kept him from making a living since he became an adult when in reality it is because he started doing drugs at about 18 and became crazy and no one wanted to work with him because you weren't sure if you were going to get the pleasant meet my grandmother actor or the crazed guy coming off a three day meth bender with a knife in his pocket he brought to set because he thought someone might kill him.
MediaTakeOut.com just got a CRAZZZZZY tip from a celebrity insider. According to our insider a very popular celebrity MOM has a bit of a scandal on her hands. You see, word is that shes begun having an AFFAIR with a much younger rapper whom she has a business relationship with. You see the mom is trying to help the LIGHT SKINNED rapper and his family get into the world of REALITY TV. The two got close, and the mom wanted some YOUNG DICK and they ended up having a couple of FREAK SESSIONS. Now the two of them are SNEAKING OFF behind everyones back and having a FULL ON AFFAIR. From what we hear, the two might even be falling in love, despite the HUGE AGE DIFFERENCE. Dang this is going to be CRAZY when the REST OF THE GOSSIP WORLD figures it out whats going on. Dont worry, well update soon . . . well be KEEPING UP WITH THIS STORY!!!
Celebrity Mom: Kris Jenner
Younger Rapper: Drake
SAY JENN!!! 11/12
These two, one a television star, and one a once television star and now tabloid darling, were together for years, had a bad breakup, and went their separate ways. He's now married to a celebrity with A-list name recognition, and she has a non famous boyfriend. Well, in the past when the exes have been on the outs, they would run into each other everywhere, and it would always end with a heated exchange between them, or between the new wife. They would run into one another at restaurants around town at least three or four times a week. In the last few months, the couple has been talking, and there is definitely a spark there still. It's probably why when things got bad in the past, they would vehemently hate each other. But they have both seemed to grow up a bit over the years, and can't deny that they miss each other. No plans to reunite. That probably won't happen. But what is happening are some clandestine hookups when they all run into each other around town. One night, at one of their favorite restaurants, the couples sat on opposite ends of the dining room and appeared to be ignoring each other. However, one of the exes left a bathroom, flushed and smiling, and was closely followed by the other a minute later. Both returned to their parties like nothing happened. Now it's like a drug for them. Anywhere they can sneak for a little make out session or a quickie, they make it happen. It's almost romantic and cute when you think about it. And then you think about it...and these two should stay far away from each other. Brandi Glanville/Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes
STREET KING 11/12
This Miami basketball wife is a former stripper, notorious for a history of pulling tricks and scamming rappers, athletes and dope boys. Dont believe me.. Just ask Weezy, who she famously told she was diagnosed with the Big C and desperately needed $10K for surgery. "She got breast implants and butt shots and pretends to be a Black woman, but shes not." Sources say shes not just a basketball wife, shes also a beard who reportedly knew all about her NBA All-Stars DL homosexuality from the jump. Know why? Because word across ATLs gay scene points to her baby daddy as a regular at a gay club called Traxx during his college days at GSU. "She plays her position as his beard for the big money and large shopping allowances." Heres the drop: "Before he got with her, he was frugal with his paper. She spends his money like water and his family hates her cause they know she has no love for him. She compares her childrens looks to her baby daddys other child and complains about his daughters ethnic hair saying its impossible and that she doesnt know how Black women deal with it. Everybody knows she set up their home robbery to happen while they were at the Miami game." She and her Baller recently announced Its a Girl, after the birth of their second child. Adrienne Bosh (Chris)
A BOSSIP source close to the beaten baby mamas camp claims that this tattooed rhyme-spitter got into a knock-down-drag-out brawl with the mother of his child after she caught wind of his dirty dog deeds with another woman. Although this MC has experienced a modicum of success in the past years, he is a known wankster who likes to put on as if his money is a lot older than the name of his record label suggests. Hes recently been seen parading around town with some of his A-List friends, thirsty for photo ops that will keep him relevant while his career is on serious slide. For the life of us we cant figure out why these friends are hangin out with him, but thats neither here, nor there. Considering that this frail-bodied fraud is so skinny, were actually surprised that his baby mama didnt whoop his azz once the fade commenced! Tyga and Blac Chyna
LAWYER 11/13 **#1**
This A list Academy Award winner/nominee actress was let back into the movie theatre where she had a premiere screening a few hours earlier so she could have an intimate encounter with a guy she has been seeing very quietly. He didn't get to go to the party so she gave him a special treat at the theatre while her movie played on the screen. I'm guessing security only charged her a hundred because he probably watched the whole thing. The blind itself though comes from one of the participants. Julia Roberts "August: Osage County"
LAWYER 11/13 **#2**
This forever A list diva interacted as little as possible with this current A list celebrity/singer/diva in training who wanted to hang out with the superstar. The superstar told her to come back in a few years when she had not been copying someone and when she was off the drugs and off the shock. I'm guessing shock meant shock value. Would make sense. Barbra Streisand and Lady Gaga "Glamours 2013 Women of the Year Awards"
LAWYER 11/13 **#3**
This C- list mostly television actress of A list offspring is going the route of her mom. Kind of. The offspring has agreed to pose for Playboy. Mom and dad don't know. The offspring also had a little lipo and has been working out four hours a day to get ready for the shoot. Might have noticed a little boost in the bust too although it was not done at the same time as the lipo so I don't know that for sure. Rumer Willis
LAWYER 11/13 **#4**
This C list host who is a former C list reality star who has A list name recognition because she had an A+ list boyfriend has been calling paps to take photos of her with various products in hopes one of the companies will want to pay her to endorse them. Apparently the rich guy she thought was going to work out didn't. He went with someone much younger. Stacy Keibler (George Clooney)
LAWYER 11/13 **#5**
"Can't you see I'm talking to this woman about her acting career? Why don't you make yourself useful and get me another drink and see if there is some food. Get yourself a water while you are at it but finish it quickly because I might need you to go to the car for me." Married B list talk show host talking to his wife at an event. Steve Harvey
LAWYER 11/13 **#6**
This B list everything with C list talent except in diva which is A+ and has also has A+ name recognition, set her former significant other up with a male friend of her stylist and the two are in heaven. Our diva also paid some hush money and her significant other is a manny to the kids so our diva can make it look like the couple is together if necessary. Win win for every one. Yeah, until the ex gets caught with the guy and then the diva says,"ummm" a lot. Just like her acting. Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart
LAWYER 11/13 **#7**
This fan favorite who is a B+ list singer and a permanent B list actress dumped her baby daddy for another guy. The new guy is rich and allows the singer/actress a lifestyle which she always has wanted but has yet to manage because she pays all the bills in her house. She doesn't want her fans to know yet though. She thinks they will disapprove because of her situation and her guy is technically still married so those headlines are never good. Separated but still married. Jennifer Hudson/David Otunga
LAWYER 11/13 **#8**
This former A list supermodel has added about twenty pounds to her frame as she tries to get pregnant and it is not the old-fashioned way. It is straight up test tube and the dad is one of the wealthiest men in the world. Get this. She paid him for his sperm. If I were him I think I would have asked for a time or two to try it the old-fashioned way. Tyra Banks/John Utendahl
LAWYER 11/13 **#9**
This actor is B list. He is also freaking out because his ex-boyfriend is ticked off that our actor dumped him for a woman. Well, not so much dumped as just told the ex they needed to confine their relationships to inside homes and could not go out for a month or two because the actor thinks someone is about to blow his secret. Hmm, do you think it might be the hundreds of people in west Hollywood who already know? The actor is currently overreacting and overcompensating. Jeremy Renner
LAWYER 11/13 **#10**
This celebrity chef might be the fastest at making his excuses. He has been in the space before for cheating on his wife, but this comes from one of his many women who says, "I never met a guy who wanted out of my place faster. Right before he would finish he would look at his watch and tell me he was late and he would actually start pulling up his pants (he never completely took them off. Ever.) while he was finishing. He would finish and in the same motion he lifted up and off of me, grabbed his shirt and his shoes off the floor and as he hit the door would say thanks and he would text later." Of course it will be revealed. Who wouldn't want to know this? Gordon Ramsey
LAWYER 11/13 **#11**
This Academy Award winner/nominee trashed his hotel room and a hooker after being rebuffed by the co-star from his latest movie. Back while they were filming the B+ list actor and the B+ list actress who have both starred in their own movies had a quick fling. One or two nights at most. She is in a long term relationship but the actor is broody and moody which is what she is attracted to. She felt guilty and he should have too but he didn't. She went back to her guy. Our actor sulked and even did some stalking. Now the couple have been reunited by a promo tour and are traveling the world together within a group. He asked her to dinner and even tried to make some clumsy passes which were rebuffed by the actress who some now say is cheating on her guy with the director of the movie. Possible, but he is not that moody or broody. Nice guy though. Anyway, our actor left a premiere early after drinking his way through the red carpet and first portion of the movie. Apparently he found a hooker in the lobby of his hotel and brought her to his room where he proceeded to trash the woman and the room. The studio paid for the room. He paid for the damage he did to the hooker which was extensive.
Zippy certainly has an incredible gift of persuasion! He is a minor celebrity who has been able to talk many male celebrities straight, gay, and bisexual into giving him blow jobs, insisting that it is some sort of rite of passage for them. He particularly likes young boybanders.
Among his conquests (who are all more famous than Zippy):
Zippy: Nick "Grimmy" Grimshaw (BBC Radio 1 Breakfast Show)
1. A current boy bander who dated a troubled young actress: Max George "The Wanted" (dated Lindsay Lohan)
2. A former boy bander who claims to be straight and has dated a half dozen young and beautiful female celebrities: Joe Jonas
3. A current boy bander who had a well-publicized fake relationship with a pretty and popular female singer: Harry Styles "One Direction" (Taylor Swift)
SAY JENN!! 11/13
This B-list reality star (meaning in the genre of reality they're B-list) recently got an A-list PR team, agent and gig, because they were slated by their network to be the next crossover star. Lots of projects are lined up, but because they're such a loose cannon, a lot of them are in jeopardy now. They have made a couple A-list enemies as of late, and it's caused their team to freak out and try to do as much damage control as possible. The reality star left a recent meeting in tears because one more public misstep and the team is done. This isn't some D-list goat rodeo junior publicist in a 3rd rate PR firm, these are the big fish, and you have to swim right. Right now the person they're trying to pacify is this A-list entertainment guru. He's PISSED at the B-lister and has made them pretty much persona non grata in his inner circle after their latest public gaffe. The reality star's team is freaking out over this, because once the A-lister blackballs them, it's pretty much over for the B-lister. They'll be back to the D-list goat rodeo within the year.
Reality star: Brandi Granville "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
A-list entertainment guru: Mohamed Hadid
(claimed that Mohamed Hadid slept with Joanna Krupa while married to Yolanda Foster, and that Joannas pussy smelled)
We can gossip uninterrupted. We can definitely talk about the star who took sex shots with her co-star lover on her phone, and when her boyfriend saw them, she lied and claimed they were rehearsing a love scene. But what if theres no love scene in the script?
LAWYER 11/14 **#1**
This big big star college quarterback better hope there is no more drug testing for the foreseeable future or the rest of his season may be over after a crazy party this week. Hot boxing is not something you should be doing when a test could be coming your way. It also does not help when you are trying to go toe to toe with one of the biggest pot smokers on the planet. Johnny Manziel/Willie Nelson
LAWYER 11/14 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actress with the C list talent and the A list looks has been a regular visitor to the craft service area on her latest movie. Every one remarks to her how she can eat what she does and stay looking so thin. What they don't know is that whatever she eats in front of the other cast and crew gets thrown up the second she walks back to her trailer and the pile of food on her plate goes straight in the trash. Our actress has severe bulimia but was thought to have been ok for years. After her last pregnancy though, the actress has dropped twenty pounds lower than she has been in her life and looks like a skeleton. Jessica Alba
LAWYER 11/14 **#3**
This actor who would be an A+ list for looks but is about a C+ list on every other list is still a very recognizable face by most women who watched a certain show and pause it when he comes on screen. Our actor got invited to a shindig this week but the invitation was only because he did not want to be seen as the date of this openly gay B+ list celebrity who is enjoying one and two week flings with guys he would never be able to score a few years ago. Chase Crawford/Andy Cohen "GQ's 2013 Men of the Year Party"
LAWYER 11/14 **#4**
This reality star from the hottest reality show on cable right now is having an affair with a woman in his church. The pair always meet at her house when her kids are at school. She is divorced but the reality star is very much married. His family doesn't even know or they would stop him before he destroys them all. Someone from "Duck Dynasty"
LAWYER 11/14 **#5**
This B list actor who was A list back in the day but is so much more well known today thanks not only to a franchise but an A+ list family member, is happy to show up at your event. When he arrives he expects his money in an envelope and then you should introduce him to the no more than 25 year old woman who will be accompanying him that night. The whole night. Our actor tries to make sure he works at least three events a week which is pretty good for a guy his age. Jon Voight (daughter Angelina Jolie)
LAWYER 11/14 **#6**
The escort/companion might have signed a confidentiality agreement to not talk about her night with the A+ list married celebrity/former athlete with A++ list name recognition about their night together two nights ago in a hotel room that was arranged by her permanent benefactor who keeps her on call for his most important clients. The problem is that it is really obvious to hotel personnel when someone has had company in bed especially when there are condom wrappers in the trash can. Hey at least he can go multiple times in a night. David Beckham/Marcelo Claure
LAWYER 11/14 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is higher on the list than she probably deserves was tested for a very very serious STD this week because her husband never bothered to tell her about it before they got married. Since their marriage they have been having unprotected sex and she finally got around to asking him about all the meds he takes every day. Zoe Saldana
LAWYER 11/14 **#8**
This former television actress from a long running comedy show is now a B list mostly movie actress. She was at an event with her celebrity boyfriend the other night and she was pleading for him not to break up with her. She screamed at one point "I let you fuck my ass. I never let anyone do that." She then realized what she said and how loud she said it and ran away very quickly. Kristen Wiig/Fabrizio Moretti
LAWYER 11/14 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner/nominee was talking about the first time she made out with this A list mostly movie actor who was A+ list at the time. She said he had no idea what to do and treated it like he was acting. Kissing was as far as the couple ever went despite dating for months. She said that she tried to undress him and showed up naked once in his trailer but he told her to get dressed because he had a meeting and then sat in his trailer for hours until he thought she had left. The actress is Penelope Cruz (Tom Cruise)
LAWYER 11/14 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress is insisting that the HFPA give her a Golden Globe this year even though she doesn't have a movie that could ever hope to be nominated. Apparently she has slept with a few of them over the past year which is not something she ever enjoys and expects a little something in return. I don't know if she will get an award but if you see a crazy nomination that doesn't belong, then you will have your answer.
LAWYER 11/14 **#11**
This actress saw doors wide open for her when she first started acting. Everyone loved her. She was getting bigger and bigger parts and when she finally landed her big break the writers and producers loved her and wrote more lines for her and the world was her oyster. She was beautiful and vibrant and fans loved her. She was sexy and funny and a really good actress. Then one day our actress who was almost A list in her part of the television world on a network show was gone. Why? She came out. The producers freaked out. They thought fans would go running away from her and the show and they wanted no part of it. Worse was that our actress talked about it a lot. After she came out she wanted the world to know how she felt and became very active in equality causes. This was too much and her contract wasn't renewed. No matter, because this other network loved her and scooped her up not knowing that she was a lesbian. Not knowing she had come out to the cast and crew. Not knowing how outspoken she was in her beliefs. That contract which looked so fat and juicy and filled with dollar signs was quickly bought out. Our actress has never worked again. Ever. Reason? Blackballed. It is one thing to be out but quiet another thing to be vocal about it. Oh sure, if you are a huge star you can say what you want and if you are pulling in the ratings there will be lip service but if you are just a cog in the machine you need to make sure you don't do anything to stop that machine. The word was whispered and producers were advised to not hire the actress. Kristy McNichol
Politicians tend to be just as sensitive as athletes when it comes to covering up their homosexuality. One rising star in the world of politics is particularly shady about his dating life. He is gay, but does not want to be labelled as gay. So he occasionally engages a beard to give him that straight-guy look. His newest beard could not be more perfect for the role! She is not a celebrity, but she is pure Hollywood and understands exactly how the beard game is played. Another added benefit? She lives so far away from him that it provides the perfect excuse as why they spend so little time together and why their photo ops will be so infrequent. Cory Booker/Bianca J. Levin
SAY JENN!! 11/14
This A-list entertainer is very well liked, but not known for being the brightest bulb on the lamp, if you know what I mean. She's from a nutty entertainment family, and seems to be the sane one with her head screwed on straight, but that's just because she's blissfully unaware of everything and has a great team. Recently, she lost a huge amount of weight. People think it's because of a healthy lifestyle, but really, it's because her once A-list, now circling the drain on the C-list, family member gave her the magic bullet to shed the pounds. Good ol' Adderal. It worked, but it had a weird effect on the A-lister. It made her very, very mean, and several times she would bring people on her team to tears with her temper. At one point an award went sailing across the office when one of her endorsements told her she wasn't losing the weight fast enough. As soon as she quit using the medication, she was back to her nice, ditzy self. Only she has terrible, chronic nightmares now. She's afraid to sleep, and insists that the lights are always on in her house. Jessica Simpson (sister Ashlee)
These two reconciled after some heavy words back and forth for years. We're only hearing one-side of the story so far, but can the truth be far behind? Spike Lee and Tyler Perry
Which young actress, also highly paid to front a cosmetics firm, has been costing them a fortune in re-touching and re-shoots as "she doesn't want to look as if she has been airbrushed"? Blake Lively/L'Oreal Paris
LAWYER 11/15 **#1**
This former B list mostly television actress who had one big hit network show which she still lives off to get work is probably also still called by her character's name when people see her. It would have been funny to see the other day when a car cut her off and the actress chased down the car and cut it off before getting out of the car and yelling at the driver with every possible use of the word fuck. Her kids were in the back of the car. Jenna Elfman
LAWYER 11/15 **#2**
"She fucked to get her Oscar so fuck her." Ancient A list comedienne/B list talk show host trash talking this A list mostly movie actress who is in a huge franchise after the actress said bad things about the comedienne. Joan Rivers/Jennifer Lawrence
LAWYER 11/15 **#3**
This former A+ list celebrity who now is just a stay at home mom and wife probably should stop staying at home when her wife goes to work out. There is not much exercise going on with her male trainer other than sex. Twice a week every week. Rosie O'Donnell/Michelle Rounds
LAWYER 11/15 **#4**
This A list mostly movie comic actor has been giving interviews for his new movie and hoping the botox he got injected into his face wears off quickly. It has caused him to have a half smile on his face which he can't get rid of. He looks ridiculous. It's even funnier to hear him talk. Ben Stiller "Secret Life of Walter Mitty"
LAWYER 11/15 **#5**
This A list television/B list movie actor would blow a gasket if he knew that his wife was calling the paps each time before they leave the house. He threatened to leave her last year after he caught her doing it but she hasn't stopped. She loves having them take her photo. Alec and Hilaria Baldwin
LAWYER 11/15 **#6**
If you are a transgender hooker this TNT host/commentator has no problems giving you lots of money to come over to his hotel room when he is in town. He won't invite you to his home but when he is on the road you can make some serious money. Good thing for you he is on the road every week for a couple of days at a time. Atlanta pros are making a killing off this guy and his need for a new look each week. Greg Anthony
LAWYER 11/15 **#7**
At a party the other night that she was hosting this B- list mostly television actress was telling a story about her rise and fall in fame. She rose to a B and then crashed down to a D. She was hustling to find any kind of work and wondering if she would get to act again. It got so bad at one point that she went to a party with a producer and had already slept with him to get a part and then he made her take off her dress and let guys snort coke off her body and because she needed the part she did it. Now she is on a hit show. Hopefully she is saving her money. Hayden Panettiere "Nashville"
LAWYER 11/15 **#8**
This B list actor who would be a C- if not for the A list franchise, asked to see a supervisor when he set off a metal detector two days ago. It seems our actor has a cock ring which set it off and didn't want to have to explain it to the security guard. Russell Brand
LAWYER 11/15 **#9**
This A list actor who used to be A+ and is in danger of dropping to B+ if he doesn't get a hit does not even sleep with his former B list mostly television actress wife. Sex is pretty rare too. Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith; Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively
LAWYER 11/15 **#10**
This former Real Housewife wants her own show. She says she is far too busy to do a talk show but is hoping she can be on a panel show or something else where she only has to work an hour or two a day so she can spend the rest of the day with her kids. Huh. She doesn't even see them now so that won't be much of a change.
LAWYER 11/15 **#11**
There have been dings in the armor before. A nick or two here and there but things have been controlled the way they always are. This family might change all of that. They have the potential and capability to bring down an entire empire unlike anything seen before. It would be catastrophic because they know everything and are never shy about truth telling. Well, as long as it benefits them. It starts with this former B list television/movie actress who has an A++ list name and does not really act any longer. Go ahead and ask her a question about her family but she won't answer. Oh she might give you some type of vague platitude but she can't and won't talk about them. None. Behind the scenes there is an epic battle which will cause all kinds of destruction to the thing she holds most sacred and has the potential to bring down a very powerful organization. There are literally generations in this family taking sides and there is plenty of money that is being offered or threatened for each person willing to commit to a side. Meanwhile the organization is doing everything they can to prepare themselves in advance if the most well known B list celebrity in the family starts naming names and secrets she knows.
B list televions/move actress: Priscilla Presley
B list celebrity: Lisa Marie Presley
SAY JENN!!! 11/15
This once A-list celebrity lost their mind a while back and as a result, fired their A+ publicity team, thinking they knew better than they did how to run their career. Obviously, it was a terrible move because this celebrity has been nothing but a PR nightmare of epic proportions ever since. One of the issues besides a horrible substance abuse problem, is a toxic relationship. Their spouse is probably the worst person ever, that enjoys mind fucking the celebrity on a daily basis, and spending all of their money. Recently, they decided to see how far they could push the celebrity over the edge by telling them they wanted out of the relationship. They brag about talking to divorce lawyers daily, and how much fun they're going to have when they're single again. But then makes the celebrity think they love them and everything is ok when people are watching. It has caused the celeb to sink even deeper into their issues. It's gotten so bad, now people are stepping in. After a huge public outburst that took every favor all of the people in their life had to cash in to keep people from running to the press, it was time to get real about things. The first order of business was to do anything to get re-signed with the A+ agency for image rehab and overhaul. The celebrity HAS to ink a lucrative deal soon. The agency was willing to take the celebrity back... provided they go to a real rehab facility and get real rehab. It would also give them an excuse to wipe the slate of failed projects on the horizon clean, and get them signed to a lucrative deal. The celebrity agreed and signed on the dotted line. Well, the spouse realized that with the new team, there goes their control. So they made another power play that if the celeb goes to rehab, they will file for divorce immediately. The celebrity immediately backed out of the rehab deal. Their team is now scrambling to keep the spouse around until the rehab stay is completed. If they do not get the celeb to play ball with the new firm, their career is over. For good this time. The spouse will stick it out during rehab...for a price. A HUGE price. The new team said, "Hell, no." And are ready to leak incredible amounts of dirt on the spouse to the press to force their hand. Lots of things are up in the air right now...their main goal is to get the celeb as far away from the spouse as possible. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
STREET KING 11/15
Todays blind item is a former flight attendant who found her late wealthy husband in first class. He was a former cop, and her Dream *Team* come true. During her heyday, her then hubby brought drugs home from his drug-dealing clients. She loved the nose candy and swinging parties. During one of those smashing sessions, she got knocked-up and it wasnt from drinking Orange Juice! "She taught all of her daughters how to give blow jobs and turn out their men with strap-ons." Today, shes a fame-hungry cougar known for throwing herself on any black celebrity man in sight. Dont believe me.. Ask YMCMB rapper Tyga. Insiders say shes got a thing for smashing her daughters boyfriends behind their backs. Ray J will confirm this if you know him personally. She keeps TMZ and the paps on speed dial and uses the media as a weapon to get what she wants. Our mystery momager just bought a new face, but her estranged sports legend hubby is far from impressed with her and her antics. Now, shes on the prowl for cubs who rep cougars. Ask Drake. Kris Jenner
LAWYER 11/16 **#1**
This A list movie actress who hangs on to A list by her chinny chin chin knows there are photos of her and another woman in a very compromising position so she tried to trade photos of her with an actor that the paps would love. It didn't quite work out as planned so now she might need to find another guy for a weekend and pretend she is having a relationship so the pap can sell the first photos of the new couple. Kristen Stewart
LAWYER 11/16 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actress who has slipped to B with all of her shows off the air has a new clothing line. All she wanted was the check. The company kept asking her if she wanted to help or contribute and she said, "send me the check and what you want me to say and I will show up and take some photos in the clothes and tell the world I designed them." Jennifer Love Hewitt "A Pea in the Pod"
LAWYER 11/16 **#3**
This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be A list has moved far away from his current A list girlfriend in his choice of sex companion. While they are apart he has been enjoying the company of a very young male guitar technician. John Mayer/Katy Perry
LAWYER 11/17 **#1**
This C+ list mostly movie actress is up to her old tricks. After a read through of their new movie with this married A list mostly movie actor she convinced him to have a drink with her which turned into dinner. Just the two of them. Sitting on the same side of a booth. Was that his O face during dinner when she kept looking around the room to see if anyone was watching? Oh for sure this will be revealed. Sienna Miller/Ryan Reynolds "Mississippi Grind"
LAWYER 11/17 **#2**
The only time this almost A list mostly movie actress from multiple hit movies stopped doing coke was when she was actually inside the children's event. Before and after she was snorting lines like she was never going to see coke again. That dramatic weight loss had to be achieved somehow not that she needed to lose any weight at all from her size zero frame.
LAWYER 11/18 **#1**
This B list reality star if you watch her show and a total unknown to the rest of the world is not only cheating on her husband but is getting paid for it. The reality star in question has been having money issues since her husband became busy with something else and has been receiving $15K a month to be a mistress to a married man who might also become busy with something else in the near future.
LAWYER 11/18 **#2**
This NFL quarterback who was a starter last year and every other year (despite the boos) of his career before getting injured didn't let his injury stop him from having some very loud sex with a C list celebrity from a famous family. The two were at an event and moved off to a room and started having sex before one of them knocked over a shelf of catering trays which caused people to come running. pretty much like his playing career. Intercepted just when you thought things were going well. Mark Sanchez/Amanda Hearst "The Humane Society Of The United States' To the Rescue!"
LAWYER 11/18 **#3**
This still in the closet female teen B- list celebrity/singer/actress was spotted with her girlfriend at a party over the weekend. The minor spent the night sneak cuddling with her girlfriend of six months in the darkened confines of a booth. The pair would quickly separate when someone would come to say hello to the celebrity. Willow Smith
LAWYER 11/18 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actor should be grateful for his fans but he isn't. While crossing through a hotel lobby the actor was stopped by a woman with her child in a wheelchair who said her teen daughter was a big fan. The actor blew right by them and could be heard telling his assistant that the wheelchair was probably a scam to meet the actor. Umm, they didn't even know he was going to be there since he was only there for a drink. This guy is an a-hole and people have stopped going to his movies and it is going to continue. Ryan Reynolds
LAWYER 11/18 **#5**
There is going to be another guest for the holidays at this family Thanksgiving dinner because the father of this A list celebrity has someone special in his life who he is calling his boyfriend and apparently is ready for him to meet the family. The good news is that the new boyfriend is finally able to drink legally. Yeah, apparently the old man likes them young. Joe Simpson (father of Jessica)
LAWYER 11/18 **#6**
This married C list movie and television actor who has A list face recognition was buying some coke with a rough looking transvestite hanging on his arm. That is quite the holiday gift to bring home with you.
LAWYER 11/18 **#7**
This B list actress who divides her time between television and movies but has mainly had tv jobs recently and is currently unemployed was out with her child this week when she handed her child off to a random person and then sat down on a bench and cried for about fifteen minutes. People stopped to try and help the shaking actress but no one could get her to stop crying. She finally gathered enough strength to get her child and then wandered back to her car where she sat for another 30-45 minutes. Selma Blair
LAWYER 11/18 **#8**
This B list reality star from a hit reality franchise always knew her husband cheated on her. It was a big topic on the show. What was not a big topic is that one of the women he cheats with most frequently is the B lister's sister who has also appeared on the show. I think the sister of the B lister is way more attractive than the B lister but has some seriously bad taste in men. The list of men she has slept with is a who's who of who not to sleep with.
Reality show: "Real Housewives of Miami"
B list star: Joanna Krupa
Husband: Romain Zago
Sister: Marta Krupa
Bad taste in men: "Girls Gone Wild" Joe Francis
LAWYER 11/18 **#9**
This aging A list celebrity/singer has gone off the wagon in a big way. Spotted drinking on Friday, by Saturday night he was doing lines of coke with porn stars. I'm sure another trip to rehab for his "prescription pill" problem will be coming soon. Steven Tyler
LAWYER 11/18 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress has been dropping hints of her past drug use because there are photos out there of her doing some serious drugs. The idea is to get people prepared for what they are going to see because it is not that pretty. Jennifer Lawrence
LAWYER 11/18 **#11**
It was just a few years ago that this actress landed a recurring role on a network television series. She had been acting for all of two years when she was cast. It had been a very quick rise for the stunningly good looking actress who was also dating a network star from a hit show. Things were about to explode for the actress and she was about to be cast as the female lead in a huge box office summer popcorn movie when her world came crashing down. First her show was canceled and then she got even worse news. Cancer. Terminal cancer the doctors told her. She was given a very short time to live but decided to fight with every thing she could and she did it. She knocked her terminal cancer into remission. While she was on chemo and every other treatment she could think of she tried to keep acting and keep her career momentum going to but it was tough when she didn't even know if she was going to be alive when the part was shot. For the past few years she has fought and fought and the cancer keeps coming back and she keeps ending up in the hospital and it is amazing how no one wonders whatever happened to the amazing actress with the bright future who was going to be an "it girl" and then dropped off the map. The A list future that was taken away not by anything she did, but because of cancer. Evangeline Lilly
GOSSIP 11/18 **#1**
This actor has been hanging out with a really bad crowd. His drug use has become more and more of a problem, and more and more people are talking about it. His handlers needed a distraction. So cue the ex-girlfriend! Shippers tend to think that people either love each other or hate each other, but its rarely that black and white. Its more like a misty shade of grey. These two were friends before their messy faux relationship, and they are friendly now. Yes, they are hanging out together again, but the two of them are neither dating nor "dating." They are simply distracting you from the drug rumors. Its working too, isnt it? Fans arent talking about his druug use. Theyre talking about romance. Bogus romance, but still romance. Oh, and dont let her surliness fool you. She absolutely jumped at the chance to do this, and is loving the publicity! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
GOSSIP 11/18 **#2**
When celebrities buy real estate in a city in which their ex lives, its easy to speculate whether or not they are trying to rekindle their romance. Well, this very famous musical celebrity is not buying a house in a major city because her celebrity ex lives there. In fact, she is buying a house despite the fact that he lives there! The house is strictly for business reasons. So fans on both sides should stop stirring up trouble! She doesnt love him and she doesnt hate him. He doesnt love her and he doesnt hate her. The relationship wasnt even a real love story to begin with! It was just for publicity. In fact, they both love publicity so much that neither of the two of them is genuinely upset about the speculation swirling about them reuniting as a "couple". In fact, they both love publicity so much that you should not be at all surprised to see a staged casual date in the future.
She: Taylor Swift
He: Harry Styles
GOSSIP 11/18 **#3**
There were some photos circulating recently of a scantily dressed man and a woman that got the man into a bit of trouble. The man is a married actor, and his marriage has been the subject of a good deal of scrutiny. Of course, both of the people in the photos brushed off the photos as playful, and said that they had no idea how they got out there. That is not true. In fact, she is the one who leaked them to press! And you had better believe that she enjoyed the amount of attention that was focused on her after those photos "leaked"!
Married Actor Will Smith
Other Woman Margot Robbie
SAY JENN!! 11/18
So this B-list reality star was on their last legs with their new team, after a very public gaffe. They promised to clean up their act and toe the line, but not 24 hours had another very public face palm moment. The reality star failed to give the team a heads up that the embarrassing moment happened, so they weren't able to prevent the story from running. Especially damaging because this is the second time it has happened, and the second PR nightmare to happen in a week. The reality star is going to get dropped. There is no return on investment at this point. Their show is about to give them a very bad edit in order to smooth things over with the most offended costars, another project's looking pretty dismal, and the newest project had initial success, but quickly dropped off in popularity. Don't be surprised if you hear 'rehab' in this celebrity's future, too. It might be the bottom line...like I've said before.. D-list goat rodeo is just around the corner for this one if they don't right the ship...and fast. Brandi Glanville "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
LAWYER 11/19 **#1**
This network comedy late night actor needs rehab according to at least one of his fellow cast mates. They are worried the actor can't control his drug use and it is going to lead to an overdose. The cast member has told the producers of the show they might end up with a death on their hands if nothing is done. Bobby Moynihan "Saturday Night Live"
LAWYER 11/19 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actor who plays one of those superhero types picked up the dinner and drinks tab for a table of two women over the weekend. The bill was about $150 and when they refused to hang out with him after he paid he told the waiter he wasn't going to pay the bill after all and to give him his cash back. Chris Evans
LAWYER 11/19 **#3**
This B list network reality star who was C list until his recent return couldn't stop cheating on his A list celebrity girlfriend. Apparently they only saw each other once a week or so which he says is fine but he needs women in between their time together to keep him satisfied. Maksim Chmerkovskiy "Dancing With the Stars"/Kate Upton
LAWYER 11/19 **#4**
This married A list reality star managed to make $200K for a few hours worth of work. Well, I say it is work but she probably thought it was easy money considering she doesn't usually get paid to cheat. It is probably the only thing she hasn't documented in the past two weeks on social media. That new huge piece of jewelry she is sporting in the photos after was a bonus. Khloe Kardashian (sparkling hair accessory)
LAWYER 11/19 **#5**
Yes, that was a former B list mostly television actress from a "back in the day" very hit show with A list name recognition and with several kids, who was sweating profusely at an event this weekend. No, it was not because of the heat but because of the pills she was popping while she pulled a Lindsay and chugged vodka from a water bottle. The lipstick she smeared on her face while trying to apply it was just the icing on the cake. Tori Spelling
LAWYER 11/19 **#6**
This A list singer/celebrity is in settlement talks with one of her former backup dancers. He claims that he was sexually harassed and encouraged to perform in masturbation contests with other backup dancers while the singer/celebrity watched and would give cash to those who finished first. I'm probably going to shock you by saying it is not Lady GaGa or Rihanna. Madonna
LAWYER 11/19 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress is using pregnancy as her sobriety coach. After her most recent pregnancy she used more and harder than she ever has and that is saying something. She was desperate to get pregnant so she could get clean. Drew Barrymore
LAWYER 11/19 **#8**
In a scene straight out of Seinfeld, this former B list boy bander and A list reality star who now is a C list reality star and married was getting changed at a photo shoot and didn't notice the two people off to the side who had a great angle and could not stop laughing at how small his equipment is. I guess we know why his A list celebrity/singer/reality star ex was always making peen jokes about him. The stylists who saw him said it was worse than Ken Jeong in The Hangover. Nick Lachey (Jessica Simpson)
LAWYER 11/19 **#9**
This former C list reality star and still C+ list celebrity with very famous friends and almost A list name recognition screamed at a guy earlier this week in front of twenty people in a valet line because she claims she blew off a guy who was willing to pay her because she thought the guy she was no screaming at would offer more. It turns out he thought the reality star was free. She is never free. That is just what her A list reality star friend taught her. Brittny Gastineau (friend: Kim Kardashian)
LAWYER 11/19 **#10**
This offspring considers herself an actress. She is about D list on the level of work she gets even with her A list name recognition. She is also a huge diva. She landed a commercial. In it her hands and upper half of her body are shown. Nothing else. It is a drink commercial. She held up production two hours because she wanted her toe nails to match her fingernails because it didn't "feel right" to her that the color was different. Rumer Willis
LAWYER 11/19 **#11**
This former A list mostly movie actress who was once in the top three actresses on the planet and still has A list name recognition is lonely. It is not like she is old. She is aging but has so many fake parts that aging might be on hold forever. She has an A list mostly movie actor husband but he is the cause of what is going on in our actresses' life. She tends to shop a lot. She is out shopping almost everyday. At this point no one is willing to hire her for the roles she wants. She thinks she is in her 30's and wants to be a sex symbol. She can't accept that she has become older and needs to play mothers and maybe even grandmothers to get roles. So, she shops and spends hours in stores and only buys enough to keep the sales people talking to her each time she goes in. She might spend $200-300 a day which seems like a lot but is probably less than she would spend on therapy and doesn't make a dent in the millions of dollars she has. Her husband has not slept with her in ages and prefers women in their 20's who give him that extra bit of kink he has learned to crave. Our actress would probably be up for it because she definitely used to be up for anything but he doesn't even give her the chance any longer. He trots the wife out for red carpets and photo ops and when she is sober. He says he is spending time away from her because she is not sober any longer. A very very close relative told me though that he is the reason she slipped and is back boozing and doing some drugs again. That she was trying to face being rejected by him and his insistence they not publicly split. She wanted to but he told her she would never get anyone ever again. The guy is a an a-hole and she just smiles and pretends to the world that everything is great while she sinks further and further into a pit of depression. This will be revealed. Melanie Griffith/Antonio Banderas
Taylor Swift told me she could imagine a time when shed stop performing and just be a writer. "When Im 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, Ill be, like: Cool, Ill just go in the studio and write songs for kids. Its looking like a good pension plan." Perhaps. But Swifts songwriting may be too quirky, too personal, to fit all comers. Swifts parents named her after James Taylor, and she has a seventies-folkies soul; she is a confessor, a memoirist. You could call Swift a generational bard: She merges the pleasures of old-fashioned songcraft with millennial social-media oversharing. Theres no doubting the artfulness of Swifts best status updates. Reds centerpiece is "All Too Well," co-written with songwriter Liz Rose, a frequent collaborator. If the Internet is to be believed, "All Too Well" is about Jake Gyllenhaal, whose romance with Swift convulsed the tabloids in late 2010. "I heard from the guy that most of Red is about," Swift said. "He was like, I just listened to the album, and that was a really bittersweet experience for me. It was like going through a photo album. That was nice. Nicer than, like, the ranting, crazy e-mails I got from this one dude. Its a lot more mature way of looking at a love that was wonderful until it was terrible, and both people got hurt from itbut one of those people happened to be a songwriter."
The Guy who most of Red is about: Jake Gyllenhaal
Ranting Crazy Email Dude: John Mayer
SAY JENN!!! 11/19
This actor is out. He's been gone for two days. As soon as the plane landed, he got into a cab and went to his parent's house. His entertainer wife went home. Sure there's a lot of keeping up appearances going on while the wife's team gets things together. But the actor is not there. The wife's new team gave him a 'position' with a hefty paycheck and thought this would smooth things over until the New Year. But the actor is not there. The wife hung the stockings by the fire with care... But the actor is not there. The wife snuggled in bed with furry lil' pups... (and posted an old picture to perpetuate the charade) But the actor is not there. It was a pasta dinner and bottle (or two) of wine for one. Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes (She should probably let her friends in on the plan before they accidentally out her on Twitter. Whoops.)
STREET KING 11/19
This lyricist from the Mother Land is notorious for being a habitual LIAR. For one, hed have you believe hes got African royalty running in his bloodline which is NOT true. For two, he spills tales that hes rollin in Blood Diamonds also NOT true. Thirdly, he likes to collect wives to cover-up his DL doings with the boyzzz. Dont believe me .. Just ask his "Dreamland" dude, Devyne Stephens! Sources say even those whove remained loyal to him arent immune to his lying. Just ask his ride or die wife, Tomeka, who [even though was there during his history of hard times, before the fame and fortune] found out the hard way that he wasnt just rhyming about reppin a stripper, he was livin it too! Dont believe me.. Just ask Unique from Magic City. He made his way into the music game with a claim to fame of being Locked Up, but he wasnt locked up for long. Know why? Because this car thief-turned-rapper reportedly cooperated with the cops, snitching to reduce his time. Just ask his rat buddy, Phaedra Parks. Akon
LAWYER 11/20 **#1**
At an event the other day this A list rapper/celebrity and wannabe designer was speaking to two men about his wannabe career and kept referring to his bitch and how bittch does this and bittch does that and one of the men finally asked who he was referring to and the A lister pointed at his girlfriend and said, "that bitch over there." Maybe he was going for the shock factor? Kanye West/Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 11/20 **#2**
This sometime actress/famous wannabe who has a famous sister is still hurting and has a very icy relationship with her more famous sister. It seems that the less famous sister did everything she could to snag this guy she was interested in and did threesomes and sex tapes and whatever else she could think of or he asked but as soon as he met the more famous sister the lesser one was shunned. Apparently the lesser one is fond of telling how she lost a baby she believes was his. Haylie Duff/Hilary Duff
LAWYER 11/20 **#3**
This barely B list mostly movie actor likes only seeing his kids once or twice a month. He is barely managing to hold on to his girlfriend who hates that he has kids. The problem is that his barely B list mostly television actress ex has passed over most parenting duties to the eldest child because our actress rarely gets up before noon and stays in a semi-coherent daze for the hours she is awake. He needs to take the kids while she heads to rehab but he doesn't want to deal with it. At some point he is going to regret that. Peter Facinelli/Jennie Garth
LAWYER 11/20 **#4**
This C list celebrity offspring of a forever A lister has had a problem picking up women in the past year. The celebrity has been spending most of his income on hookers. He pays them to come over and have sex but always ends up asking them out. None of have wanted to be his first so to speak. Chaz Bono
LAWYER 11/20 **#5**
This morning talk show host sipped booze out of a flask all morning yesterday and had her assistant fill it back to the top during every break. The very attractive host was hammered by the end of the show. Jenny McCarthy
LAWYER 11/20 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress somehow convinced her celebrity/singer significant other to cough up the money to pay for a full-time bodyguard for the actress despite her B- list status and her reluctance to go outside more than once or twice a day for a total of an hour. She loves the attention she gets by having someone follow her around. Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy
LAWYER 11/20 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show and not much else, was married to a B- list mostly television actor from a hit network show. They split. He says it is because she is actually a lesbian but was forced to marry a man by people close to her because they would freak out if they knew she was gay. Elizabeth Moss/Fred Armisen (Scientology)
LAWYER 11/20 **#8**
This former A list celebrity/band member who will always have A list name recognition despite his fall to C list had his hands full this week when his girlfriend was backstage at a show and went off to a corner and injected herself with heroin. Apparently some guy said he had the best so she got some from him at the show and did it right there. Our celebrity practically carried her out of the place ten minutes later when she lost control of her limbs. Nikki Sixx/Courtney Bingham "Kings of Chaos Benefit Concert for Ric O'Barry's Dolphin Project"
LAWYER 11/20 **#9**
This Orange Is The New Black actress was pulled over by police who let her off with a warning despite them spotting her little bag of white powder right on the passenger seat. She says the policeman was a fan. Laura Prepon
LAWYER 11/20 **#10**
Put this one under bizarre. This actress who used to be a B list mostly movie actress and is now mostly television when she can get work, is a mom. Apparently she went to an indoor playground and before she left with her child from the playground she scooped up five or six pairs of shoes of the other kids and then walked out. Two hours later she returned them saying she was not sure which pair belonged to her child. Bizarre. Selma Blair
LAWYER 11/20 **#11**
This actress used to be an A list mostly movie actress. She was even approaching A+ at one point before she kept making bomb after bomb. Now a B lister with a diva attitude she has trouble finding work. She has no trouble finding men in her life but they soon run away. She is right up there with the most clingy people in the world and does everything she can to suffocate her partner. Her most recent partner also had the misfortune of making our actress pregnant which gave her an excuse to bug him even more. The pair were in a relationship and he got a second cell phone not so he could cheat but so he didn't have to see her calls and texts constantly filling his screen. He cheated on her just so she would take a hint but it took him being "caught" on purpose a half dozen times before she finally split with him. He thought it would be heaven. It has been worse because they still have a kid together she has not changed anything except that she also tells him about who she is sleeping with now and the drugs she is taking and how she is enjoying her freedom while also telling him he needs to pay her more each month because she is having trouble making ends meet and he needs to take care of his kid who she never sees because she is too busy partying so has nannies watching over the kid. Our actress does this to every guy she dates. It is full on pressure and at first a guy thinks it is flattering. Then two days later he starts to wonder how he can get out of it. I'm actually surprised the couple hasn't announced the split. I have not heard any reason why they would be holding back. Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy
GOSSIP 11/20 **#1**
He is a television star who tried long and hard to have a baby with his S.O. Now that the baby is here, though, he is being a real jerk about it! He doesnt go home after work, and he has little interaction with either the baby or the mother. Whats going on here? Well, weve gotten to the root of the problem. He is privately telling friends that he doesnt really consider the baby "ours"! The couple had so many fertility problems that they eventually used donor eggs and a surrogate to carry the baby. Now he says that his S.O. isnt the babys "real mother" and that they arent the babys "real parents." He likes to make that dig directly at the mother rather meanly and rather frequently, too. No, hes not kidding. And his behavior certainly isnt funny.
Dad: Jimmy Fallon
TV Show: "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"
GOSSIP 11/20 **#2**
This girl has been in the public eye for a long time and is very used to being watched and photographed. While she can handle criticism about her talent, she is not very good about handling criticism about her body! Upset about being called "fat", she recently lost quite a bit of weight. Her new, slimmed-down body looks great. However, she didnt get there by diet and exercise alone! She had help in the form of a little something that helps to "speed up" her activitiy, and makes the normal hunger pangs go away. Yes, its bad for her. Yes, shes still on it.
Girl: Christina Aguilera
GOSSIP 11/20 **#3**
This talented actor is really a nice, rather quiet and shy guy when he is sober. That is probably the general impression you have of him and youd be right, too. When hes not sober, though, he turns into a real asshole. He becomes the school bully, belligerent and obnoxious, willing to argue with, push, or punch anyone who goes up against him. There have been lots of injuries when he does this. You just dont usually hear about them. You know hes spiraling out of control, though, when his publicist has to jump in and make up ridiculous stories about him. Its getting worse, too. He hasnt had a sober day in a long time. Lots of alcohol and cocaine. The guy is in serious trouble, and it is definitely taking a toll on his health. As of right now, though, he is absolutely refusing to go to rehab (yes, it has been suggested to him). He believes that it would permanently ruin his reputation. So it looks like there is nothing to do except wait for him to take a fall down that long spiral staircase of fame. Zac Efron; Jake Gyllenhaal
SAY JENN!! 11/20 **#1**
It's no secret that these two A-list actresses, one mostly movie and the other mostly television, both made famous by a long running series, aren't as close as they used to be. Their once fierce friendship kind of faded away when one of their marriages ended. Why? Well the other actress had her marriage fail because the infidelity of her actor husband, so she was very upset to see her friend run around on her own husband, a B-lister hovering around C. He fell apart so badly, that his old demons were resurrected, and people around him aren't giving him much time. The actress simply washed her hands of him and picked up with her affair once the marriage was over. She feels no responsibility for him at all. So that caused a rift between the two for sure. But what made it worse was that the actress who was the friend of this couple tried to get the ex husband some help when he was pretty much abandoned by his wife. This to the other actress was a huge violation of 'girl code' and hasn't spoken to the other actress since.
Movie A list actress: Jennifer Aniston (Brad Pitt)
Television A list actress: Courteney Cox
Husband: David Arquette
SAY JENN!! 11/20 **#2**
Since you basically got a gimme this morning, now I'm gonna make you use yer noodles. So put your thinking caps on. This C-list sometimes actor certainly moved up the food chain when he married his celebrity wife. His bit parts, and niche gigs, became big opportunities and offers. The wife on the other hand, saw her star fade a bit, and sort of resents the fact that he took a little of her spotlight. Everyone sort of scratched their head when they got married in the first place. It was certainly an odd pairing. Some even suggested it was only business motivated anyway. Well, a marriage can only sustain a wandering eye and nutty behavior for so long before cracks start to show in the facade. The wife is known to shoot her mouth off about things, and the husband spends a lot of his time explaining away her behavior, or clearing the air publicly. They recently had a huge blowout over this, where she accused him of loving his career more than her. She has turned a blind eye over his wandering eye, made him out to be a good father and a husband, and she's sick of him feeling like he has to make her look nuts to be the 'good guy'. He snapped back that he was sick of having a wife that was nothing but a punchline. They're both miserable, but neither really wants out at this point. She stands to lose a large chunk of money if they split, while he can't really name drop anymore to get himself in the door to bigger projects, either. She also has something new coming out in the beginning of the new year, and doesn't want any bad publicity to take away from her latest project. So for now, they join all of the other couples playing pretend... Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon (new album)
LAWYER 11/21 **#1**
When not having sex on the sly with this married B list celebrity our former A list super model and SI Swimsuit model is available for weekend companionship with rates starting in the low six figures. Well, she asks low six figures but has been receiving about $50K a weekend.
LAWYER 11/21 **#2**
This married former A list celebrity/singer who is now a B lister but always an A lister in her mind had been sober for the past nine months. It didn't seem like it because she still brings her own brand of crazy but this past weekend she put her reconstructed nose in jeopardy with the amount of coke she did and begged her husband to have sex with her in front of a group of four or five of their friends. LeAnn Rimes
LAWYER 11/21 **#3**
This A list rapper with the Breeder's Cup name, shot and almost killed a guy back in March of this year after the two got into an argument. The rapper paid the man he shot $250K to say that another man did the shooting. The rapper paid that man $250K to take the blame. Gucci Mane
LAWYER 11/21 **#4**
This married former A list tweener who made a ton of money at an early age and has never done anything successful other than acting despite her frequent attempts was at an event over the weekend and could barely function. She managed to suck it up long enough for a few red carpet photos but no one could understand a word she was saying. Her prescription pill addiction is out of control and this was one of the few times she has probably seen daylight in a month. Melissa Joan Hart
LAWYER 11/21 **#5**
Apparently this B list comic television and movie actress/comedienne is just not that into sex. A guy she dated for six months said she always had excuses why they couldn't have sex and when they did she was a turn off the lights missionary person who showered the second it was over and would cancel dates last minute if they were going to happen at night. Kristen Wiig
LAWYER 11/21 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is now a B+ list Academy Award winner should watch out for her husband. She thinks he is perfect and loving and faithful but two of the women who are set to work for him are sleeping with him. The two women know about each other and the wife. They think it is normal behavior for a man in his position. The guy could have sex with a million women and his wife won't divorce him because she never wants to get divorced. Maybe if she found out she would change her mind. Natalie Portman/Benjamin Millepied (Director of the Paris Opera Ballet)
LAWYER 11/21 **#7**
This C list mostly movie actor is married to an almost A list mostly television actress with A list name recognition on a very hit show. He says that she hired a nanny just so she could have someone watch their baby while she had an affair. I don't know why the guy is surprised because she cheats just about more than any other woman in Hollywood.
LAWYER 11/21 **#8**
This news was kind of shocking to me. Apparently this A list reality star who I wish would become D list tomorrow has never told anyone in her family that her A list celebrity boyfriend sleeps with a guy more than her. Apparently she is embarrassed and also thinks she can get the boyfriend to switch teams. Dream on. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
LAWYER 11/21 **#9**
This A list diva and C list everything else and there is quite the list of everything else is filming a movie right now. Never her best skill, the actress spent all day yesterday smoking pot in her trailer which she thought would help get her to cry. The smell coming off her body and out of the trailer made everyone cry but not her. Jennifer Lopez "Boy Next Door"
LAWYER 11/21 **#10**
The downside to the coke habit which caused this A list celebrity/reality star/singer to lose weight is the rehab visit for her boyfriend. Ke$ha
LAWYER 11/21 **#11**
This B list actor quit his long running network show not that long ago. I call him B list because of the show but as soon as he left he probably became C list. Although he was allowed to say he quit that is not the whole truth. His contract was not going to be renewed because of some serious issues that have happened over the course of the last two seasons on the show. Some people say he is showing early signs of dementia while others just say he is a dirty old man who does way too many drugs and booze and has let lots of years of success go to this head. There is not a female crew member who has not been pawed at and groped by the guy which the producers have turned a blind eye to for years with only the occasional warning handed out or a one episode suspension without pay. There was an incident last year though where our actor was drinking all day during an 18 hour day on set and at the end of it cornered a female crew member outside his trailer and wouldn't let her leave and forced her to do some things which should have landed the guy in jail. There was no rape but there was definitely assault and forced her hand to certain places and groped her and slapped her when she wouldn't do what he wanted. He threatened to have her fired. She agreed to a settlement and the actor was warned he was getting one more chance. That chance lasted all of about three weeks when our actor did about the same thing again but this time with the wife of one of the actors on the set and then our actor got punched for what he did by the husband. It was all too much and the stories were getting too hard to contain so the actor was forced off the show.
Actor: Richard Belzer
Show: "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"
Actor with wife: Danny Pino
Which posh English actor is in the bad books of a homeless charity after he pulled out last minute from filming their Christmas campaign video? He didn't want to wear a Christmas hat or beard or "anything that would make him look silly." Despite signing up to play Father Christmas.
Could these two hot, young stars really be dating? Why is he doing this? How long is this going to continue? Could this be a real romance? Well, we spoke to an insider and we have all the answers for you! Are they really dating? They went out on one date. It was set up by their people. If you consider two people being set up to have one meal together to be dating, then they are dating. Why is he doing this? Publicity. Now fans of this young guy are always yelling at us: He is shy! He would never date someone just for the publicity! He doesnt even like publicity! Bullshit. He has an album coming out very soon. Anything that he and his group can do to sell more albums for Christmas will be done. How long is this going to continue? This relationship is initially scheduled to be very short. The relationship clock will strike midnight right around the New Year. Her side wants more time, but his side is in charge. If her side screws things up, he can walk sooner. Could this be a real romance? Ha! Doubtful. He is not her type, and she is definitely not his type. Definitely not his type. Kendall Jenner/Harry Styles
What early-morning news show might be teetering on the edge of a tremendously entertaining scandal? It does not involve anybody being fired, promoted, using drugs, drinking, or using slur words. However S-E-X is playing a big factor! Rumors are all over the Internet, naming names. I cant go down that road. (Ah, to be young and have made your name in the reckless age of cybergossip!) If its true and it breaks open, media rivals and columnists will be clutching their heads in glee. The participants will not be so joyful.
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SAY JENN!!! 11/21
This network is scrambling to save a very popular highly rated show. Why? The stars absolutely loathe each other. One resents the other for becoming a huge star outside the show in its first season, the other can't stand how diva the other star is. They were on a recent press junket to promote the premiere of the new season, and in all of the interviews nobody wanted to talk to the lesser star of the show, so they took veiled digs at the big star the entire time. Finally the big star had enough and told the other one off. Since then, filming has been a nightmare and everyone's trying to find a way to save the show before someone walks. Melissa McCarthy/Billy Gardell "Mike & Molly"
Her character was killed off this drama, but it just might be for the best. This Actress is a fan favorite, but you'd never know it the way the network refused to promote her. Losing the show just might help her budding big screen career to shine even brighter! Taraji P. Henson "Person of Interest"
LAWYER 11/22 **#1**
Apparently this former A list band member has no interest in getting sober. The celebrity was spotted taking delivery of a small package from a guy who only delivers one kind of thing to people. Apparently the band member could not even wait long enough to have delivered to his place but had it delivered to him at a bar where he immediately excused himself to go to the bathroom. Richie Sambora
LAWYER 11/22 **#2**
This B list actress thanks only to a hit cable show and not much else spent much of the past year on top of the world. If she keeps doing coke at the pace she is going though there won't be any world left for her. Now that she is famous she is not having to use her hard earned money to pay for it and is out of control. Crazy out of control. One of the worst you will ever see out of control. Anna Gunn "Breaking Bad"
LAWYER 11/22 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actress who I feel has been in this space frequently as of late was at an event this week and ran into a very good looking guy. The actress, who if you believe her, still has a significant other told the guy that she was having trouble with a strap on her dress and proceeded to drop the strap and expose her breast while adjusting the strap and when she saw the guy staring at her told him to feel free to touch all he wanted. She is aggressive. Kate Hudson
LAWYER 11/22 **#4**
This View host is famous for walking out of a restaurant and not paying the bill. She assumes someone will pay it for her or that management will comp her. Her practice has led her to be denied entrance to a couple of hot spots around town. Jenny McCarthy (seems like a lifetime ago she was on the show)
LAWYER 11/22 **#5**
This former almost A list mostly television actor who now just has a smirk and a name has a deal with his A list celebrity family member to pass along women that the celebrity no longer has a use for or who can get extra extra kinky for the former actor.
Former A list actor: Shawn Wayans
A list family member: Damon Wayans Jr.
LAWYER 11/22 **#6**
Put a few drinks into this pint sized morning show host and she will tell you exactly what she does with her husband in bed and what he does to her. You might not know it to look at her but her being tied up is a favorite activity. Interesting. Kelly Ripa
LAWYER 11/22 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show does nothing now other than sit by the phone waiting for her husband to call. It should be a pleasant surprise when a fan comes up to her or actually recognizes her but she is nastier to them than Alec Baldwin is to photographers. Probably learned it from her husband. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
LAWYER 11/22 **#8**
This Academy Award winning actor who has done nothing since he won but live off the fame from that role left his wife at home the other night and brought a woman about a third of his age. He forced her to sit on his lap the entire night, even through dinner and she was not sitting there motionless. Cuba Gooding Jr.
LAWYER 11/22 **#9**
This aging Academy Award winner who is known for some freaky sex things he is into despite his age says that this other Academy Award winning actor he worked with recently is a racist and didn't even try to hide it. Morgan Freeman/Michael Douglas
LAWYER 11/22 **#10**
This B list celebrity/reality star/judge/talk show host got spittle all over a woman at a store last week after the woman brought out the wrong size dress for the B lister. Apparently the size was one larger than the B lister asked for and the B lister accused the woman of calling her fat. It was unreal and uncalled for. Sharon Osborne
LAWYER 11/22 **#11**
This actress is an Academy Award nominee/winner. Excellent actress. Still very young. Quiet. Trying to pry a personal answer from her is just not going to happen. Those boyfriends of hers just fade away when the press of the movie does. Always funny how they seem to tie together. She doesn't like to do that but feels forced. She likes to stay silent like Jodie Foster. The thing is she dates women who have only come out. She has no interest in other closeted women which makes things much more difficult. Plus she is not exactly the most open person even to her lovers. This was the reason she recently split with the woman who gave our actress her biggest break to date. Casting couch? Not so much casting couch as our actress heard about the role and then went in for the kill with the producer a few months before casting and by the time casting came around our actress was the only choice. Our actress is not friendly enough or popular enough to be automatically be lined up with certain roles so she might be forced to eventually open up or come out. Ellen Page/Lianne Halfon "Juno"
GOSSIP 11/22 **#1**
This is an interesting and surprising couple. They costar on a popular television show. They are not a couple on the show but they are having an affair in real life! Why havent they taken their relationship public? Well, at least one of them is already in a serious relationship! The rest of the cast and many of the crew know about the affair. Weve watched the show to see if we could see a trace of their off-screen relationship on screen. Nope. They are both good actors. The sparks are only flying off screen. One Way To Distract From A Failing Marriage: She is getting increasingly desperate. The Network Refused to Promote This Actress: This Actress is a fan favorite, but you'd never know it.
TV show: "How I Met Your Mother"
Couple: Cobie Smulders (married to Taran Killam)/ Jason Segal
GOSSIP 11/22 **#2**
This girl has been a celebrity for a long time, but she is getting increasingly desperate for attention. Her marriage has fallen apart and she is drinking too much to cope with the stress. However, she wants her fans to think that her marriage and her career and everything is just fine. So shes taken on a new publicity stunt: She wants you to think that she is pregnant! No, shes not really pregnant. She just wants you to think that she might be. In fact, she and her husband havent been intimate in a while (probably because hes been too busy sleeping around with someone else). But, while their messy marriage stumbles inevitably toward divorce next year, she wants you to keep talking about her thus the pregnancy publicity stunt. By the way, she wont actually say thats shes pregnant. Shes just going to hint at it through lots of paparazzi shots. Just know that its all bogus.
Wife: LeAnn Rimes
Husband: Eddie Cibrian
STREET KING 11/22
He keeps close ties with true thugs for street cred and relevancy in Hip Hop Just ask Emory. Even his ex-partner in biz who he doubled-crossed would tell you our blind item has no love for anybody more than himself and, of course, the almighty dollar. Can someone say Dame? But his money cant buy our mystery man everything in his extremely secretive life. Thats because hed have you believe he and his Mrs. are a happy couple, which is far from the truth. Dont believe me.. Just ask his wifes alcoholic cousin, Angela. Plus, domestic drama is something hes no stranger to Just ask his disgruntled pop star mistress, who sources say "got warned to stop making late-night drunken phone calls to his Mrs or shed end up like the last one." That could be why he gifted the "Somethin More" singer a jeep Wrangler, reportedly on the night his surrogate delivered his baby. Some say this rapper-turned-two times a sell-out MASCOT could have been instilled with his fetish for being a voyeur watching his wifey with other women from a young age, being that he was raised by an open Lesbian mother. Just ask Dania Diaz. But that appears to not be his only fetish Just ask Beanie Sigel, whos said to have been reported to the IRS right after he threatened our blind item with spilling dudes choice in Tranny tea to his wifey. He shot down his UNinvite to one Shop-and-Frisk racist retail stores holiday party, pulling through "all smiles" with his pop star wife anyway. Know why? Because this Silly House Negros fashion collection boasting Brooklyn baseball hats going for $875.00, and leather boxing shorts going for $2,600.00 launched that very day.
Pop star mistress: Rihanna
Last Mistress: Cathy White
Shop-and-Frisk racist retail stores holiday party: Barneys
This A list celebrity/singer is so high on life right now and she is going to come crashing down so hard. There is not a week that goes by that someone doesn't tell me about her significant other cheating and she totally believes everything he says and one of these days she is going to catch him and that sweet innocence of hers is going to be gone forever. Kelly Clarkson
LAWYER 11/25 **#1**
American Music Awards: This former B list mostly movie actress is now a B- but still has that A list name recognition. She also has a nasty coke addiction that has taken center stage in her life. Combine that with a new barely out of her teens female production assistant she found on her latest movie and you can see why she never can find the time to support her guy. Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
LAWYER 11/25 **#2**
American Music Awards: Apparently there was a little mini-catfight last night backstage. This A+ list celebrity/singer made a comment about a celebrity ex to this wannabe celebrity/reality star and the wannabe celebrity made a comment about the A lister being a prude and that the A lister should learn to suck cock. It was all incredibly juvenile but was the best part of the whole night.
A+ list celebrity/singer: Harry Styles
Celebrity ex: Taylor Swift
Wannabe celebrity/reality star: Kendall Jenner
LAWYER 11/25 **#3**
This married celebrity chef who has been in this space before for her frequent affairs vowed she would stop cheating on her husband but over the past few weeks has grown increasingly bold with this A list talk show host who is also married but has never let a vow stand in his way either. Giada DeLaurentiis/Matt Lauer
LAWYER 11/25 **#4**
This A list celebrity/rapper/designer made his A list reality star girlfriend cry the other night. They were ordering dinner and the girlfriend was going to order something for herself when the celebrity rapper told her she was not allowed to order for herself and that what she was going to order was going to make her get fat and that she was already fat enough and then he went on about how she needs to listen to what he says and just went on a rant which caused the reality star to star crying right at the table. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 11/25 **#5**
I'm glad someone just told me about this one and that I didn't have to see it for myself. I'm not sure my eyes could recover. This former A list tweener actress who now rarely acts and is content to wear bad fashion and be a designer was at an art gallery over the weekend and was wearing a white t-shirt and some jeans. No bra. Her boyfriend was walking behind her and they would stop in front of every photo where he would run his hands over and under her shirt and she would grope him and this went on for 20-30 minutes in front of several other people until finally the owner of the gallery asked the couple to leave because it looked like they were going to have sex right there in the gallery. Mary Kate Olsen/Olivier Sarkozy
LAWYER 11/25 **#6**
American Music Awards: "Did I get all the coke off my tits?" Former A list tweener's first question to her publicist before walking the red carpet last night. 2013 might be her year but 2014 is going to be rehab all the time for her. Miley Cyrus
LAWYER 11/25 **#7**
American Music Awards: This almost A list celebrity/singer who is more well known for his Spanish language songs cheated on his girlfriend every chance he got over the weekend. After rehearsals he had a steady stream of visitors to his trailer and then took two of them to his hotel room Saturday night before kicking them out an hour before he met his girlfriend Sunday morning. Marc Anthony/Chloe Green
LAWYER 11/25 **#8**
This very tall B list mostly movie actress with children who is still young but has been acting for what seems like forever got into a huge fight at a restaurant with her boyfriend. She kept excusing herself to go to the bathroom for some coke and he was getting more and more upset. They finally started yelling at each other. He was complaining about her constant coke use and she started yelling about how she wished he had a dick she could feel when they had sex.
LAWYER 11/25 **#9**
This soon to be actor ex-husband to a B- list celebrity might have ended up following through on his attempt at getting a male escort for himself but at least one screamed out the actor's name when the actor opened the door and the actor slammed the door in the face of the escort and wouldn't let him come in. Doug Hutchison (Courtney Stodden)
LAWYER 11/25 **#10**
This soon to be baby mama confided in two or three people that she is not 100% sure that her soon to be born baby is actually the offspring of this A list celebrity/reality star/producer. I don't think he is sure either which is why he has not coughed up much money or made any serious plans yet. Lauren Silverman/Simon Cowell
LAWYER 11/25 **#11**
KINDNESS: Since it is Thanksgiving week I thought that some of the blinds this week should be kindness items. I wish more blinds could be but there is just not enough good that I hear about from celebrities which would allow it. There is a picture in Random Photos today of Alicia Keys helping out in the Philippines and I think that is amazing especially considering how little other celebrities have done. What you don't hear enough about are celebrities who make the effort to not just donate money to a cause but to actually go out and make a difference somewhere. While I think it is great the celebrities go all over the world helping where they can I also love hearing about celebs who do things closer to home. One thing you may not have heard about is what this A list mostly movie actor has done over the past couple of years. I like to give him a hard time because he is a bit of a dunce and relies way too much on his good looks now rather than acting in his movies but he has a big heart and it is really showing through in some of the projects he works on. The actor has paid for the construction of hundreds of homes that have been destroyed by weather when the families don't have insurance or the government won't pay this actor has stepped in and paid for the construction of about 250 homes. That is millions of dollars out of his own pocket with no attempt at getting any publicity for it. He works through an organization that handles everything and all of the families that suddenly found out they were getting a new house have no idea it is because of the Academy Award winner/nominee. He has spent millions of dollars to make sure people don't end up homeless through no fault of their own. Brad Pitt "Make It Right Project"
GOSSIP 11/25 **#1**
This band was one of those that performed at the American Music Awards last night. With so much attention on them, youd think that all of them would be on their absolute best behavior, right? Not exactly. Big stars like Taylor Swift and Justin Timberlake use events like the AMAs to mingle with big shots in the music industry. However, this one particular fair-haired band member seemed to be on a relentless quest for only one thing: to hook up! If you are a pretty, female celebrity, chances are he tried to talk you into hooking up with him last night! He didnt seem to have any sort of type, either. It didnt matter if you were 15 or 45, tall or short, married or single. Being a celebrity seemed to be the only criteria (Sorry, fangirls!) He was very intent on charming the pants off of as many female celebs as possible. Some gladly gave him their phone number. Others (including a well-known young female singer) just smiled and declined. Still another (an over-30, established singer) seemed a little annoyed by him. "Actually, Im married with kid/s." His reply: "So what? Your husband never needs to know." She was more creeped-out than flattered by his approach. He stayed late at a party after the awards, so we dont know who he actually went home with last night. However, if he went home alone, it certainly wasnt due to a lack of effort on his part! Is he trying to overcompensate for those gay rumors that plague other band members? Maybe. But this one is definitely straight. And, last night, just a little creepy.
Singer: Niall Horan
Band: "One Direction"
Well-known young female singer: Ariana Grande
Established married female singer:
GOSSIP 11/25 **#2**
There were fashion guidelines that were communicated to performers and nominees for the night. In the crudest of terms, one nominee described it to us as "no dicks, no nips, no pussy". One performer decided to take flaunt the third rule by literally embracing it in her costume and staging. Her use of that symbolism was a deliberate middle finger to the "rules". Even though the viewers at home probably had no idea what was going on, the other invitees knew exactly what she was doing. Nothing serious. Just a rather clever inside joke. Love her or hate her, the girl definitely has balls! Miley Cyrus
SAY JENN!!! 11/25 **#1**
This once B-list entertainer who flirted with the A-list a little bit, but always had the A-list name recognition, had a torrid affair with this C-list mostly television actor that made all the headlines way back when. They were both married to non famous people at the time of their affair. The entertainer was running around a lot on her husband during this time period and discovered she was pregnant. She was happy because she thought it would be a great way to snag the actor and make him leave his wife and kids. A little love child to make things right, and have him on the hook for 18 years. Only the actor was very, very clear that he was not about to have more children when the entertainer brought up the 'what if'. He's not able to have kids, does not want more kids, and if he wanted to live the family man life, he would stay right where he was. She quickly terminated the pregnancy and pretended it didn't happen. Her husband found out two months after she left him when they were going through the financials in their split, and the bill for the procedure came up. He was devastated. He believes to this day it was his baby. This will be revealed. LeAnn Rimes (Dean Sheremet)/Eddie Cibrian (Brandi Glanville)
SAY JENN!!! 11/25 **#2**
This former teen heartthrob, turned host hovering slightly above c-list, made a complete creepy ass of himself when he hosted a pretty important event this weekend. This event featured acts of all ages, and one of them was a local high school dance team. The celebrity obviously didn't know these were high school girls, or maybe he did because he's a creep, and kept hitting on one girl in particular, making her uncomfortable. The coach went over to the stage manager and asked for something to be done about it, but nothing was done by the production team. The team was invited to attend a large after party with the host, and at this party, the dancer's father went up to the host and let him know that if he chose to make his 16 year old daughter any more uncomfortable, they could have a chat about it outside. Embarrassed, the host left the party and didn't return. Mario Lopez
LAWYER 11/26 **#1**
Desperate for work this former B+ list mostly television actress who is now a straight to On Demand movie actress approached various play directors this past week about any roles they might be willing to give her. She said that it would be great publicity for them and that it would bring in ticket sales. The one who seemed kind of receptive wanted her to read for the part. She said she wouldn't read and that she doesn't audition for anything. Probably why she doesn't work. Mischa Barton
LAWYER 11/26 **#2**
This A list music manager told his best A list music client that the manager had not had sex with this female almost A list singer/actress who is also a client. The truth is the manager had sex with her several times and has stopped only because he didn't want his best client to find out. The client has a thing for the female and would threaten the manager with termination if he didn't set something up.
A list music manager: Scooter Braun
A list music client: Justin Bieber
Almost A list singer/actress: Ariana Grande
LAWYER 11/26 **#3**
How awkward do you think it is to go out as friends with someone when that someone's husband paid for sex with the other person? So, you have a former B+ list female tweener. She is hanging out with some female friends. They are having a great time. One of the female friends is married. Her celebrity husband paid a lot of money to have sex with the former tweener. The tweener knows and maybe some of the other female friends know, but not the wife. Awkward.
Former B+ list female tweener: Adrienne Bailon
LAWYER 11/26 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress who is on a middling network hit was traveling by herself recently. This is never a good idea. She travels much better with her boyfriend because he puts a stop to the repeated bathroom visits and the bouncing off the walls she does because she can't stop snorting Adderall. By the time a plane lands the actress is out of her mind and has the worst temper ever. There are two airlines who have suspended her for a year because of how awful she is in flight.
LAWYER 11/26 **#5**
This former B list mostly television actor who had a hit cable show and not much else has dropped to C list since his show went off the air. He has resorted to finding women at colleges when he makes a drop by usually during some kind of lunch break when he suddenly appears in a crowded cafeteria starving for attention. Now though he says that things are much better and that he can just sit back and women come to him now. He says the only reason he is an actor is to have sex with as many women as possible and with his new movie they are back all over him. Adrian Grenier "Entourage" movie
LAWYER 11/26 **#6**
This almost A+ list mostly movie actress showed off her female lover in public for the first time this past week. Yes, it was outside the country but it was a good first step. I keep expecting her to at least come out as bisexual but she has been very quiet. Charlize Theron
LAWYER 11/26 **#7**
This B- list mostly movie actress finally got a role where she slept with the producer. Most of the time the former franchise queen has sex but still doesn't get the role. This time though it was decided she couldn't really screw things up with her acting so she got a role! She is thrilled. Tara Reid
LAWYER 11/26 **#8**
This former A list tweener who is now a B list celebrity/singer/reality star almost didn't go on stage for a recent television appearance. Her a-hole ex said he had seen her on television two days previously and she looked heavy. The tweener cried in her trailer for hours after the call and was basically paralyzed. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 11/26 **#9**
This former tweener who was probably B list now tries to make it as a singer. He was playing a show this week and female teens were going crazy for the former addict and relative of someone more famous. After the show I think the women who wanted him were surprised to see him with his boyfriend. Holding hands. A few kisses. Aaron Carter (I keep finding these things- If I find anymore I am going to save them all for one big Aaron Carter day)
LAWYER 11/26 **#10**
This former Bachelorette contestant keeps getting dumped by guys because she keeps signing them up for shows and appearances they don't want. She has trouble getting gigs for things on her own. She has even proposed a show to producers where she will find a random stranger and marry him or a reality show about her debating to make a sex tape or appearing in Playboy. She is desperate to be famous. Ali Fedotowsky
LAWYER 11/26 **#11**
This B- list mostly television actress finally got her big break on this fairly hit network show which seems like a lot of other shows on all the networks right now. I feel like the entire network landscape consists of crime shows and these shows. Oh, and reality. Anyway, our actress thinks she has found true love. It is not even close. Lets go over a list of the things that her true love has lied about shall we. She thinks he has money. He has none and gave her some kind of strange story when she paid for their house. She would love kids and he says he would to but that would require a reversal and he has told his family he doesn't want anymore kids. She thinks he is straight. I think he leans straight but is not above picking up a guy or two if a woman is not around. He has also told family members that our actress is a sucker and he can't believe how stupid she is. Well, hopefully she will read this and ask some hard questions and get rid of the guy. Kaley Cuoco
SAY JENN!!! 11/26
So it's no secret that this marriage between an A list celebrity and a B-ish list bad actor/actress is simply a business arrangement. I mean, duh. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. They have a great arrangement, and unlike other business marriages in Hollywood, they don't try too hard to convince the world that they are so in love. There has been some buzz since August that this arrangement is on the rocks, though. Mostly because the wife doesn't want to be humiliated, and sees the husband's behavior as doing only that. His first love is back in the picture. They both never got over each other, and what started as a simple congratulatory text, turned into late nights and long phone calls. They're even planning on meeting up when the first love's new project starts. So the wife knows that this reconciliation would be the love story of the century, and she's no longer cooperating at all. Unless she gets a HUGE multi-million dollar payday (it's always about that) and some great projects lined up. Until that happens, you can forget about her supporting him in anything.
A lsit celebrity: Justin Timberlake
B-ish actor/actress: Jessica Biel
First love: Britney Spears
New Project: Vegas appearance
LAWYER 11/27 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor has spent almost $50M in the past two years and is completely broke. He is so broke that he has signed away future earnings and has no income coming in despite his movies grossing well over $1B. He refuses to downsize or cutback though and thinks he can keep things going until he gets another big paycheck. He had his electricity turned off in his primary house because he didn't pay the bill. He has a monthly cell phone because he doesn't have good enough credit to get a regular one. He owes all the cell phone carriers thousands of dollars. Nicolas Cage
LAWYER 11/27 **#2**
This A list celebrity/singer/reality star dropped off two women at his manager's house this week to thank him for his help in securing a recent honor. The two women spent the night thanking the manager in their own way. Adam Levin "Sexiest Man Alive"
LAWYER 11/27 **#3**
This former A list mostly television actress who is now on a struggling network comedy would love to be in the movies and have her actor husband stay at home away from all women. He has a job now though and it must be causing tension because police were called to the couple's home after a disturbance call. No one was hurt but there was utter destruction in the dining room and the police estimate two hundred dishes were destroyed during the fight which was about the actor talking to another woman. Sarah Michelle Gellar/Freddie Prinze Jr. "Witches of East End"
LAWYER 11/27 **#4**
This A+list mostly movie actor told his wife that he got someone else pregnant. Happy holidays. She won't leave him. That is the crazy thing. She has no other life other than being his wife. It doesn't mean she took the news quietly though. Mark Wahlberg; Matt Damon; Christian Bale
LAWYER 11/27 **#5**
Well, it has been two months and this former A list tweener has yet to kiss his B-/C+ list celebrity "girlfriend." She signed on when there was going to be a lot of publicity about something. Now there is nothing but he keeps convincing her to hang around and she has nothing to do, so has agreed. She is sharing everything with friends now though and our former tweener needs to get out of this quickly. Nick Jonas/Olivia Culpo "2012 Miss Universe" (Jonas Brothers tour cancelled)
LAWYER 11/27 **#6**
This B- list mostly television actor loves going to work. He makes his actress wife stay home and he gets serviced by a different porn star everyday. To make sure she has no time to do anything or to check up on him she has a list of chores everyday. Why does she put up with it? Brian Austin Green/Megan Fox "Anger Management"
LAWYER 11/27 **#7**
If you have been wondering what has been holding up some new music from this former A list tweener who used to release albums as frequently as she released really bad television movies featuring her character, it is because she and her sister are not getting along. It isn't like MV exactly but lets just say the sister helps out a lot with the vocals for the records. Hilary and Haylie Duff
LAWYER 11/27 **#8**
Dear ___________ (dadager)
A little holiday present for you. That guy who wants to be your future son in law is spending thousands on Viagra every month to convince your daughter that he is straight. Maybe over the pumpkin pie you could talk to him about your turkey leg. Jessica Simpsons fiance Eric Johnson
LAWYER 11/27 **#9**
This former A list celebrity/singer/rapper who is now a C lister just trying to fit into the same clothes she used to wear ended up having to pay a guy to be her date the other night after a show. Apparently she has a lot of trouble getting dates except with other women. Lil Kim
LAWYER 11/27 **#10**
This former A list mostly television actress who has been linked with some big names in her dating and marriage life is supposedly sober. When out with friends this past weekend though they ordered drinks and then poured them into her water glass. You never saw someone drinking so much water. Heather Locklear (Look how her friends enabled her even a couple of years ago. Is it any wonder she keeps relapsing)
LAWYER 11/27 **#11**
I have two very good sources when it comes to this particular celebrity. She is a permanent A list celebrity. Nothing will ever take her off that perch. Sure, she is not at the peak of her fame any longer but she will have A+ list name recognition until she dies so that kind of gives her A list celebrity status permanently too. There are two stories of why she broke up with her boyfriend. I know lots of you don't even know she broke up with her boyfriend but she did. The reason though is disputed. Both good sources. I can't decide which is right. maybe they both are.
#1 - Her boyfriend was with our celebrity on a vacation. The celebrity caught her boyfriend and her daughter in bed together and broke it off. Here is my problem with that version. I'm not sure the celebrity would care. It is not like our celebrity has never cheated. Yes it is with her daughter but her daughter is of legal age where the incident happened. I also find this one hard to believe just because I always thought the boyfriend actually preferred men and was sucking it up for the fame and fortune of being with the celebrity.
#2 - Our celebrity broke up with the boyfriend shortly after she hooked up with her A list ex. A few months ago the two did hook up. There is no question about that. She thought it would be fun to see how he had changed since they split and she got caught up in what all women get caught up with him which I just don't see. Instead of one night together they ended up spending three and he has cut back on his hookers the past couple of months while talking to his ex. They are still together. They don't see each other very often but they do get together at least once every couple of weeks.
Boyfriend: Brahim Zaibat
A list ex: Sean Penn
Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi recently chatted with Brandi Glanville on her podcast show, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, and the highlights included Brandi and GG talking about Mercedes "MJ" Javid, as well as GG dishing a bit of blind gossip. While talking about anger issues, Brandi said, "I do have one with your co-star MJ. She ran into a friend of mine and was incredibly mean to him. She didnt realize he actually worked for the show that was putting on her show but she was, he said, horrible, bossy, and dismissive." GG responded, "Im going to be completely honest, I love MJ to death and I would really be there to have her back for anything, but there are a lot of our cast members that have changed with this small bit of fame. Were only three seasons in, were not any kind of Angelina Jolie, to have that attitude. The more famous you become, the more humble you should become because people look up to you. So, thats unfortunate to hear, but I cant make any justifications for her." When asked if fame has changed her, GG said, "Im more humble. Ive never been a people person dont tend to necessarily like people very much but its made me grown patience and be more humble." Brandi repeated that the MJ news made her angry, adding, "I liked her on the show. I was rooting for her, but when he told me I was like, that kinda sucks." While talking about how reality TV shows only show one side of a person, GG dished, "You know whats funny? One of my cast members Im not going to name names cause if it does air there were no cameras yet at the scene. We were all together, the whole cast was sitting around the true sides to these casts are when those cameras arent there. Someone just started going crazy rude on me. I become very quiet first, I go numb, I go really numb. One of the [other] cast members picked up the camera phone and was filming it the whole time to show to the world hopefully this is what it is really like, this persons true colors coming down. They wanted to show this persons true colors, cause this person always plays like this good person." Juicy! I hope Bravo finds a way to air the footage!
Rude cast member who only pretends to be nice: Lilly Ghalichi
Cast member who filmed the craziness: Reza Farahan
This award-winning actress was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and has probably never set foot in a discount department store. She certainly wont be camping out on line for a flat-screen TV at 4:00 am this Friday. However, she does display a rather remarkable insensitivity to those cant afford luxury items. The shallow actress was asked about shopping after Thanksgiving. A friend jokingly asked her if she was planning to battle the crowds on Black Friday. "Oh, my god! Could you even imagine being in a store on Friday with the great unwashed, pushing and shoving to save a couple of dollars on some cheap plastic handbag or a cheap plastic watch? I would rather die than ever walk into one of those places." Her friend reminded her that not everyone could afford to spend thousands of dollars on a luxury handbag or a luxury watch. Her response came in the form of a life lesson and a math problem. "Well, I learned that the only way to be a success is to work hard. I dont spend my days sitting in front of a TV. And I really dont understand why anyone would buy cheap things. If you can afford to go to Walmart or Target and buy twenty cheap handbags for $50 each, then you can certainly afford to spend $1,000 on one decent handbag! Not a great handbag, mind you, but a decent one. Its simple math! And that thousand-dollar handbag would last so much longer than the twenty cheap ones combined! If youre not smart enough to realize that, then maybe you deserve to be poor!" So, there you have it folks. According to this actress, you are a member of the great unwashed because you dont work hard enough and you are not smart enough to spend $1000 on a "decent" handbag. Hope youve learned your lesson. Gwyneth Paltrow
LAWYER 11/28 **#1**
This A list celebrity/rapper/serial cheater recently celebrated his birthday. This married A list reality star made him a video which shows herself stripping and then pleasuring herself for his birthday present. She will be happy to know his friends love the video as much as he did. They all appreciated where she had some bows wrapped too. The Game/Khloé Kardashian
LAWYER 11/28 **#2**
This slightly crazy (aren't they all) Bravo reality star from a show that is airing now might want to check on her boyfriend. She thinks this is going to end up in a wedding. Well, the guy he was kissing in West Hollywood this week at a club might have something to say about it. They have been a couple for much longer. Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi "Shahs of Sunset"
LAWYER 11/28 **#3**
This Dancing With The Stars pro was on a plane last night and spent some time in the first class galley with a flight attendant who was not shy about letting the pro explore her body and she even left before her co-workers so she could leave with the dancer after the flight. He wasn't alone so I wonder if there was going to be some kind of wishbone thing going on. Mark Ballas
LAWYER 11/28 **#4**
This national talk show host was at another gig over the weekend when he started freaking out because his girlfriend turned her cell phone off. He was running around screaming that he knew she was cheating on him and called the car company she uses and demanded to know where she was and the guy went ballistic for almost three hours until he tracked her down through some friends she was with. Apparently her phone died and he tried to play it all off like he is not a complete jealous maniac. Michael Strahan/Nicole Murphy "WWE Monday Night Raw"
LAWYER 11/28 **#5**
KINDNESS: This A list singer/rapper/celebrity who is proud of certain aspects of her body made this week great for some people. She had five homeless families of four brought to a concert she was playing and gave them all backstage love and all the food they could eat and then after the show took them back to her hotel and got each family a suite for the night and $5000 in cash each. Pretty sweet of her. I don't know if she is doing it in every city she is visiting or not. Nicki Minaj
LAWYER 11/28 **#6**
This B list celebrity/singer from a band who is arguably the most famous member of the band because of a famous groupie is lucky to be alive. He says he has stopped drinking but this week he got hammered and ended up falling over his balcony at a resort almost twenty feet but landed on his back in a big bush and did nothing but knock the wind out of himself.
Singer: Max George
Band: "The Wanted"
Famous groupie: Lindsay Lohan
On vacation in Barbados
LAWYER 11/28 **#7**
This former A list tweener made a few women angry at a strip club when he told them they should service him for free because of who he is. The fact that he had several people standing around him in a circle to protect him from prying cameras freaked out the women and none of them would even give the guy a lap dance because it was as if they were giving it to five people. Justin Bieber
LAWYER 11/28 **#8**
This Pretty Little Liars actress must have been in a really bad mood yesterday. She was at a Starbucks and ordered an iced drink. When she got it she said she didn't order an ice drink and who would do so in November and then slammed the drink across the counter where it hit the worker and then the floor. The actress then told them to get it right or find a new job. Lucy Hale
LAWYER 11/28 **#9**
This frightening to me B list reality star/host might want to ask her husband about the little love nest he owns, she knows nothing about. It houses his mistress of several years who he sees every night the wife is out of town. That is a lot of nights. Giuliana and Bill Rancic
LAWYER 11/28 **#10**
This outspoken B list mostly movie actress who has dated for publicity before and has some unusual past boyfriend choices, loves that her husband goes both ways. Maybe she should stop telling people though since he likes it a secret. Evan Rachel Woods/Jamie Bell
LAWYER 11/28 **#11**
Thanksgiving Love: This actor stays out of the limelight. He certainly isn't perfect and has been in this space for some less auspicious reasons in the past but today he is celebrated for his kindness and generosity and for bringing Thanksgiving to thousands of families who might otherwise not have a special day today. He also tries to make sure that all families have a warm meal everyday of the year and not just the holidays. He doesn't do much in the Los Angeles area. He donates some time and money but he focuses on his hometown and the surrounding communities and has spent close to a million dollars to make sure that food banks in his home state are all supplied with food and necessities for those who need it and has donated thousands of turkeys and unwrapped gifts to try and make the holidays better for those less fortunate. It all started for the B- list television and movie actor who got his fame on television a few years ago when his family came calling for some help. His family and others had gone through a rough episode and he helped them and saw the effect it had on those people and wanted to do more so he has been slowly increasing what he does and what he can do and has tried to not only donate money but also his time and tried to get his friends to do the same in their own hometowns. The great thing about it is this actor stays quiet about it even though it would make him look amazing. You have to admire that. Josh Duhamel North Dakota flooding
LAWYER 11/29 **#1**
This former A+ list singer/celebrity/band member who has dropped to a B- over the years is doing nothing to help his reputation that he really dislikes women and treats them like garbage. His current girlfriend let him move in when he needed some help and he repays her by bringing home other women and forcing her to watch him have sex with them or join in. Apparently the girlfriend hates it but is so fearful of losing the singer that she puts up with it. The guy is a jerk.
LAWYER 11/29 **#2**
This former A list celebrity/singer has had some medical issues in the past year and got hooked on several different prescription pain killers that he gets through a bunch of doctors. He tries to hide them from his celebrity girlfriend and has started spending less time with her because he wants the pills more than her. When they saw each other this week she told a friend he looked like he was sleepwalking and that he showed no emotion about anything. John Mayer/Katy Perry (throat injury)
LAWYER 11/29 **#3**
This Academy Award winning actress is probably a B lister despite her acting talent and acclaim. She doesn't go for publicity which keeps her lower on the list than her talent deserves. Right now she is dating a guy and tells her friends that she sticks with him because everyone says he is great. She says he is far too dramatic and needy for her and that there are no sparks at all. She dreads having sex with the guy because she says it's like being at work and she is forced to act like it is amazing when in reality he is boring and vanilla. She likes spice. Scarlett Johansson should introduce her to some guys she knows. Hilary Swank/Laurent Fleury
LAWYER 11/29 **#4**
This C+ list celebrity with an A+ list title is being blackmailed by an ex. He has naked photos of her which would destroy her so she is his bootie call and he calls a lot. "Miss America" Nina Davuluri
LAWYER 11/29 **#5**
This A+ list celebrity/rapper who thinks he is the greatest person on the planet made a 14 year old in a wheelchair with her parents wait for an elevator twenty minutes because he had his bodyguards hold the elevator while he took a call and they didn't know when he would be finished. When the celebrity came out he was overheard telling one of the guys holding the elevator that he doesn't share with strangers and they would have to wait until the car came back down. Kanye West
LAWYER 11/29 **#6**
"Why do I keep getting women pregnant? It makes me hate them." B list mostly television actor who has tried his hand with mixed results in the movies after a great run on a hit network show. He did say women but has only ever admitted to impregnating one woman. David Spade
LAWYER 11/29 **#7**
This B+ list celebrity/singer who has A list name recognition and has some very famous exes, loves to make a big deal about what a family guy he is and has loads of kids. He has not seen any of his children in almost a year and the only reason he saw those kids was because their mom brought them to him so he didn't have to make any effort at all. In an interview a few weeks ago he says he can't wait to have more. Marc Anthony
LAWYER 11/29 **#8**
This former A list rock group is now hanging onto B status after some bomb releases. Their frontman is really the only one who ever makes the news and it's generally about his religious beliefs. His church would kick him out in a second if they knew about his trips to various gay spas in West Hollywood. He thinks no one recognizes him. Brandon Flowers "The Killers" (Mormon)
LAWYER 11/29 **#9**
This almost A list comic actor with the really long name passed out at a Lakers game last week after one too many joints in the smoking area. He slumped over during the entire second quarter and some friends had to lift him out of his seat at halftime. Zach Galifianakis
LAWYER 11/29 **#10**
This foreign born B list actor who would be A list if he could stay off the booze has found a solution. He is off the booze but does lots of other drugs to make up for it. Snorting meth is the favorite for the actor on a fairly hit network show. Apparently he has been staying up all night for days on end now because of the drug. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
LAWYER 11/29 **#11**
This former reality star turned C+ list actress and A list cheater is being the biggest diva on the set of her new movie. There is not an hour that goes by that she is not demanding something from the crew and constantly reminds them she is the star of the movie (so low low low budget) and they are lucky to be working. She is constantly threatening them with being fired and because she is having sex with a producer who is also married she probably would get them fired. Katherine McPhee/ "In My Dreams"
LAWYER 11/29 **#12**
This Glee star got cheated on this week and is probably reading this thinking it wasn't them. Uh huh. And when your significant other was out of town you probably assumed they would be faithful. The good news is that I only heard about one person. Several times, but just one person. Naya Rivera/Big Sean
LAWYER 11/29 **#13**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner but down to a B+ lister has someone who follows her at all times and carries a purse for our actress. The actress does not hold a purse or backpack or anything unless it is for a movie. The person is five feet behind her at all times and is paid by the hour. It is a miserable job and the actress calls them all Sally because she feels it is a job for someone named Sally.
LAWYER 11/29 **#14**
This A list celebrity/diva uses box wine poured into empty $25,000 bottles she drinks herself. She makes her guests think they are getting her special stash of wine. Barbra Streisand
LAWYER 11/29 **#15**
This forever A list mostly movie director is not allowed to be near his grandchildren. Everyone knows what he has done to other young girls on the sets of his movies. It's why he loves filming in foreign countries.
LAWYER 11/29 **#14**
This actor is A+ list. Mostly movies. Everyone knows who he is. I have documented his cheating in this space before. He is a serial cheater with some of the less put together women of the world. He loves them sleazy. If he could bottle a street hooker and have her as quiet as a blow up doll this would make our very family values spouting actor thrilled. Only peroxide blondes or a wig that gets her that way. It is the complete opposite of his wife who is dark haired and lovely and sweet and in his mind faithful to him and he would like to think she was a virgin when they got married. While our actor is gone on location his wife stays home with their kids. Lots of kids. He leaves behind some of his staff to help her if she needs help. One of his closest friends has become one of her closest friends too and one thing led to another and her most recent baby is actually the child of the friend and not her husband. When the baby was born our actor husband thought it was his but over time it has become obvious that the child is not his own. When he takes his other kids out with alone time with dad this kid never gets to go. The actor is not going to admit what happened so just grimaces when asked about that child. The actor wants the child shipped to a boarding school as soon as the child is old enough. The actor also has not fired his friend because then he would have to admit why he fired him so everything is just a tense stalemate with a world of explosion just waiting for a spark. Mark Wahlberg
LAWYER 11/30 **#1**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is rated that high only because of some name recognition, is married. Apparently her husband waited until after their recent marriage to explain his kink to her. Now they take turns with the ball gag and the whips. She has really pale skin so you know its going to leave a mark. Evan Rachel Wood/Jamie Bell
LAWYER 11/30 **#2**
This Academy Award winner and B+/A- list actress that everyone loves to hate has an expression for when a guy has serviced her orally. She refers to it as taking the E train because she only likes to do it when she is riding and says Eeeee a whole lot. She also uses it as a rating system and says her husband is EEEE. The A+ list mostly movie actor she used to date only got one E. Apparently he was not a fan of it.
Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
Husband: Chris Martin
Actor: Ben Affleck
LAWYER 11/30 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list celebrity in her own country and probably a C+ lister here settled a lawsuit before filing it against this B+ list reality star on a hit network show. She says that he gave her an STD that doesn't go away and also hepatitis. Sure hasn't stopped him from trying to have unprotected sex with all of LA. Cheryl Cole/Derek Hough
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