NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
NEW
YORK OBSERVER 12/01 **#1**
From the article Paid Friends: Weary of Genuine Relationships, Rich New Yorkers
Hire Stand-Ins. Last Friday, I was being fitted for a cerulean velvet sports
jacket at Jay Kos on Mott Street when an ominous black SUV pulled up outside
the discreet storefront. An old client from the agency business emerged and
rang the buzzer, his trainer in tow. After a pleasant greeting, he immediately
requested the same blazer (in a larger size, thankfully). His trainer, who
was still in his yoga gear, pulled a few items for my acquaintance as well.
"Try these ontheyll look good on you," he suggested, yawning
simultaneously. "Do you always travel with an entourage?" I asked my former
client. "Why do you ask?" he looked at me squarely. "Are you writing a new
story? I liked the last one, but my wife was offended." "Wait till she reads
the next one. Its on paid friends." "Paid friends?" "As in people who
are friends with their decorators, trainers, stylists." "Oh, I get it. She
has plenty," he said somewhat amused. "Why dont you ask him?" he asked,
pointing to his flexible friend. "Hes a paid friend." "No, Im
not. Im your friend," the yogi said, somewhat offended. "But you get
paid." "Yeah, but
" "So youre a paid friend," he said
matter-of-factly. "Id rather not," the yogi sniffed. "I dont
mind having paid friends," the client said, trying on a python jacket. "My
wife is paid, and shes not even a friend. Just joking. You know me.
Ive had a few tussles in my day. Once youve had paid friends
who dont argue with you, its actually quite hard to go back to
real friends." He laughed. "That looks great," the yoga instructor said,
eyeing my former client in snakeskin. "You think I should buy it?" the client
asked. "Definitely. And you can throw this on the bill for me." The trainer
picked a perforated cashmere scarf and wrapped it around his neck, Euro
style.
Former Agency Client:
Wife:
Trainer/Yoga Instructor:
2.
NEW
YORK OBSERVER 12/01 **#2**
From the article Paid Friends: Weary of Genuine Relationships, Rich New Yorkers
Hire Stand-Ins. Sometimes, just being fun to be around is a currency that
translates into social invitations, as it has for a bicoastal producer I
know. Sitting in the afternoon sun on the terrace of the Downtown outpost
of Sant Ambroeus, a few glasses of prosecco clearly provided the proper amount
of social lubrication to get him talking. "In Hollywood, youre either
in the starring role or in the supporting cast. I always said I was a paid
extra," he laughed, his stylish frames glinting in the sun. "Did you know
many paid friends in L.A.?" "Know any? My partner and I always joke were
Americas houseguests. Were always being invited to fun, fabulous
places, and its always a seaplane, a private jet, five-star villas.
Wheels up, baby!" "Any downside?" I asked. "Well, youre always on someone
elses schedulesort of like being a pet monkey. But when youre
single and a free agent, you can enjoy the paid friend lifestyle at the drop
of hat." "Do you see a difference in New York vs. L.A. paid friends?" I asked.
"Its much more faux democratic in L.A. There, the stars go out with
their stylists in sweatpants for a latte. Its more formal in New York.
The driver stays in the car; theyre not having lunch with you at Da
Silvano. In L.A., domestic help really runs the house and raises the kids,
because the actors and the producers can be away for months at a time. So
they really are an extended part of the family." "And in New York?" "New
York is more formal and diversified. In L.A., proximity, traffic, carmeggedon
actually keep your group smaller. You dont just drop in on people;
its scheduled, and you tend to socialize only with the people you work
with." "How do the stars go about finding their paid friends?" "L.A. is big
on poaching. Once I started working with [one of the great female stars],
everyone assumes if youre good enough for her, you must be good, so
they try and poach you. And in L.A., its accepted that all the paid
friends are waiting for their All About Eve moment." "Such as?" "I once went
to a small dinner party with [the star] at [another huge stars home],
and, of course, the personal chef comes out and wants to know if you eat
meat or are vegan. At the same time, during dinnerit was an open
kitchenshes grilling pineapples and pitching a movie idea to
my boss. Of course, no one blinks an eye." "So why did you stop being a paid
friend? "Were living here now, and we have our own lives to lead. Look,
being a paid friend is complicated. When youre in the presidential
suite, its amazing, sometimes it can be emasculating, but I put my
ego away a long time ago. Truthfully, theres also something reassuring
about it." "Reassuring?" I said not believing my ears. "Well, think about
it. You have these incredibly successful and wealthy people who are at the
top of their game and should be so happy." "And?" "And if they were so incredibly
happy and satisfied, why would they need me to go to Hawaii to entertain
them?"
Producer:
Partner:
Great Female Star:
Huge Star throwing dinner party:
3.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/01
She's taking a stand and being socially conscious, but is it a smoke screen
to make us forget all the allegations she's facing now. It's hard to call
a social activist a home wrecker.
Chilli
"TLC"
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#1**
This male Glee actor has been talking smack about Lea Michele every chance
he gets because he says that Lea is telling everyone his relationship with
his girlfriend is fake.
Matthew
Morrison
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actor who had a franchise is down and out
right now. A producer gave him a chance in an indie film and our actor showed
up for work, walked to his trailer and passed out all day. The actor did
this for three consecutive days before he was fired.
Macaulay
Culkin "Service Man"
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#3**
This married female B+ list celebrity has been having an affair with her
bandmate just for old times sake.
HINT:
His name is in the band (POSSIBLY: Meg Smith and Jack White "White
Stripes")
7.
STRAIGHT
FROM THE A 12/01
Rumor has it that one of Atlantas most popular
rappers/actors/entrepreNegros has a baby on the way. The popular
rapper/actor/entrepreNegro is engaged to a beautiful med school dropout who
is on his arm at every major function and the pair is often bood
up at clubs and events around the country. But word on the curb is
that its not his fiance whos pregnant! News of another unwed
mother in Atlanta isnt news in itself, but apparently its the
fact that the rapper/actor/entrepreNegro is engaged to be married and his
beautiful fiance isnt the one who is expecting. The
rapper/actor/entrepreNegro has been trying to clean up his image over the
past few years and while his fiance is understandably distraught about the
news, she is sticking by her mans side and keeping up appearances.
In the meantime, the streets of Atlanta are talking about how the
rapper/actor/entrepreNegros soon to be baby mama has said
she wants to be paid for her silence
and we aint talkin
bout no Chicken & Beer! Ludacris/Eudoxie Agnan
8.
REDDIT
12/01 **#1**
I wrote for a primetime show where one of the actors was very difficult to
work with so the creator of the show ended the season with that characters
life in peril. [The actor] became very apologetic and tried to get his act
together, so he was not written off. However, the following season he was
back to the same shenanigans leading to him being killed off after that season.
He was not informed until his contract was not renewed. It was most definitely
not a fantastic way [to die]. In fact, they didnt even get a death
scene. The next season started and it was revealed that character was dead.
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
Difficult Actor: Charlie Sheen
9.
REDDIT
12/01 **#2**
I work in TV but mostly comedy so I dont have tons of experience with
actors getting killed off. But one example I saw was insane. This actor HATED
doing the show and wanted off- even though he was under contract. It got
so ugly that the creators decided to kill his character off, but the actor
wouldnt even come to work to shoot a death scene so it happened
mostly off screen. In a later season the actor regretted leaving and came
back "miraculously". It was bonkers but the showrunner was awesome and rolled
with it.
Actor:
Character:
Show:
10.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/01
Lilit Marcus author of Save The Assistants: A Book For The Beleaguered
kept an email from an unnamed but apparently well-known Hollywood
manager. The note included the following requests: "My alarm clock rings
funny find one thats more soothing," and "Are bagels different
with LA water? They seem different. Find out!"
Hollywood Manager:
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who is A list because of a franchise and not
really because of his acting has been getting into knockdown fights with
his B+ list mostly movie actress wife almost everyday in full hearing of
a group of people they work with. The couple has been working together and
apparently have been going home to separate homes. He alone and she into
the arms of someone else most nights.
Daniel
Craig/Rachel Weisz (Broadway show "Betrayal")
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#2**
This A list celebrity/singer says she doesn't remember messing around with
her brother. The crowd around them seem to remember it just fine thank you.
HINT:
She now says she has a boyfriend. So, no more messing around with her brother.
(POSSIBLY: Rihanna/Ronald Fenty)
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#3**
"I started doing this little girl voice when a producer of the show I was
auditioning for really responded to it. It turns out he liked it better when
we were in bed together. Since then I have kept it because guys seem to like
it." (Almost A list celebrity/singer/actress talking about her big break
when she was a minor from a man three times her age)
HINT:
She is currently on a tweener show. For now.
Ariana
Grande "Sam & Cat"
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#4**
This former A list celebrity/television host/reality star? is now a punch
line. A very rich punchline though. He is making sure that his fortune keeps
him well stocked with what he calls his rainbow special. He hires a bunch
of different male escorts of differing races and takes them all on at once.
I wonder how many of those guys just say no amount of money is worth it.
HINT:
He lives alone. He has no friends. He has lots of health problems because
of the way he has taken care of himself over the years. (POSSIBLY: Louie
Anderson)
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#5**
This Academy Award winner and forever an A lister slapped his girlfriend
so hard a few weeks ago she lost a tooth. She never called the cops though.
She told her friend who told me that she is holding out for a wedding and
a secure future. Oh, and that the actor rarely showers and is the most selfish
lover she has ever had. Al Pacino/Lucila Sola
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#6**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now a B+ thanks
to some bad choices is still a sex symbol. He also loves women. He has been
seeing a woman for the past few months but never gets photographed with her.
He tells her that he doesn't want her all caught up in the celebrity nonsense.
He also doesn't want the other woman he sees frequently or any other potential
suitors to see him with a woman.
Gerard
Butler (about a week after this blind, he split with the months long
girlfriend)
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#7**
Why yes, that was this A list action star sitting in the back of Saint Felix
in West Hollywood last week. Why yes, the oft photographed with female models
whenever he can had his back to the door and his barely out of his teens
Latin friend sitting on the action star's lap facing the door. The two kissed
for a few minutes like that after dinner and then walked out the door like
they didn't even know each other. Vin Diesel; Jason Statham
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#8**
This Teen Mom woke up from a drunken stupor to find her boyfriend having
Skype sex with another guy.
HINT:
She is actually on Teen Mom 2. (POSSIBLY: Jenelle Evans)
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#9**
This B- list mostly television actor on a cable drama got into a fight with
a pimp after he and his girlfriend tried to stiff their threesome female
escort they hired for the night.
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#10**
Kindness: This almost A list mostly movie actress married to an A+ list mostly
movie actor dropped off a $250,000 check to the LA Mission on Friday.
Jennifer
Garner/Ben Affleck
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#11**
This is one of the better most juicy items in a few weeks. Let me make this
as simple as possible. You have a guy who is an actor and a writer but is
probably C list in what he has accomplished. He has almost A list name
recognition thanks to his A+ list actress girlfriend who has C list talent.
The actress knows the actor cheated but she doesn't know who he cheated with.
I do. It took a long time to put the pieces together but it all works out.
It turns out the best friend of the actress who is a B+ list celebrity with
a daily gig was doing her daily dose of vodka and coke and was doing it with
the best friend's boyfriend. The next thing you know the two were going at
it in that dirty kind of way our A+ list actress would never allow. When
the celebrity realized what they had done she freaked out and thought she
was going to lose her best friend and her access and feeling like a big shot.
The boyfriend though promised to keep everything quiet. He was busted by
his girlfriend because of the teeth marks all over his body. Our A+ lister
told this to her best friend and a couple of other people at a dinner. One
of the people at that dinner knows it is the trademark of the B list celebrity
so put it together and passed it on to me who is passing it on to you.
HINT:
Apparently the two women have stopped speaking and this was the cause of
a huge fight between the boyfriend and the girlfriend and why they did not
see each other for several months.
POSSIBLY:
C list guy: Justin Theroux
A+ list girlfriend: Jennifer Aniston
B+ list celebrity best friend: Chelsea Handler
"Jennifer
Aniston's fiancé Justin Theroux doesnt like Chelsea
Handler"
22.
ALL
IN SPARE TIME 12/02
What film star was set to make her Broadway debut as Sally Bowles in the
upcoming revival of Cabaret, but after an emotional photo shoot decided to
pull out? The producers must be seeing red, as the casting news was supposed
to be announced tomorrow! Too bad, I think she would have been great, and
sold a lot of tickets. Maybe shell change her mind in time for the
announcement to go on as scheduled? BG Note: Several months after this blind
item ran, Michelle Williams was selected for the role of Sally Bowles. Given
the large amount of time that passed, she was likely not the original actress
selected for the role. Anne Hathaway
23.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/02 **#1**
This very talented, award-winning actor is featured in one of the biggest
films of the season. He has struggled with substance abuse in the past but
thought he had mastered his addiction for good. Well, apparently not. He
has gone back to using drugs again. Hard drugs. He was filming a movie in
the southern U.S. a couple of weeks ago and had a night off. It started out
innocently enough, with him catching a show at a local comedy club. A couple
of drinks and a few laughs later, and he was back to using. And were
not just talking about a little taste. Were talking about a huge binge
with some locals that he just met that night. We know you dont want
to believe it, but its true
Man, what in heavens name is
he thinking?
Phillip
Seymour Hoffman; "Catching Fire" is the big movie; "Mockingjay" is being
filmed in Atlanta.
24.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/02 **#2**
This story is going to shock a lot of fans of this singer. It will shock
those who thought that he might be gay, and it will shock those who thought
he was a nice guy. He did something really awful to a girl. It wasnt
a one-night fan hookup. It was a girl he has known for a long time and who
has always treated him well. His band mates and his management team all know
about it, and they are all keeping quiet about it. After all, given how out
of control some members of this group are behind closed doors, it could have
happened to any one of them. Well, except for the gay one/s. More soon. Liam
Payne ("One Direction") and his ex Danielle Peazer
25.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/02 **#3**
There is an unwritten rule in Hollywood about throwing people under the bus.
Its incredibly stupid to screw over people who are more famous and
successful than you just to get yourself a few minutes of publicity. Then
again, this singer never was the brightest bulb on the Disney tree. He recently
did an interview that threw some famous people under the bus. Blah blah blah.
Lies, lies, LIES! And the people he talked about are furious! Yes, they know
that he is a drug addict, and that he lies about everything. But that excuse
wont wash with them. They know that just about everything he said about
sex and drugs and music and business and who did what to whom and
when is a blatant lie. But is completely unacceptable that his lies
involve name-dropping them to make himself look like an innocent victim and
to make them look evil and manipulative. How do they even begin to retaliate
against such lies? Well, they dont want to give him more of the public
attention that he craves. So they are banding together to decide on a strategy
to retaliate privately. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. He really pissed
off the wrong people this time. His punishment is coming.
Joe
Jonas/Miley Cyrus/Demi Lovato
26.
REALITY
TEA 12/02
Todays blind gossip item is a sad example of stars faking charity work
for press! Our insider reveals, "I helped with about 400 other people to
prep and cook Thanksgiving dinner at a mission yesterday. Two of our popular
reality stars showed up, did the least amount of work and the most amount
of posing and preening." "Mr. Faux was very charming and nice to the director
and all the big wigs. They posed for pictures for what seemed like two hours,
laughing and joking." Our insider continues, "It was disgusting. They donned
aprons like the rest of us but proceeded to do VERY little actual work. Mrs.
Faux was wearing all designer stuff which was highly inappropriate when
youre cooking for the homeless." The two didnt bother to talk
to the peasants, not so surprisingly. "Mr. Faux was actually friendly (if
phony) while Mrs. Faux smiled that fake smile of hers but talked to not one
person unless they were the press. These two did nothing except promote
themselves for their supposed new show. She had more makeup on than a drag
queen and he smelled like he marinated in Drakkar. To be fair they may have
done more work later, but I was there for 5 hours and did not see it." Any
guesses who the faux charity workers are?
Gretchen
Rossi/Slade Smiley
27.
FORBES
12/02
A personal assistant talks about the really weird shopping and gifting habits
of his boss, a multi-million dollar actress: "She once had me buy some luggage
for her makeup artist, two bags for $5000. Yet, for her best friends
birthday, she told me to find a used bike on Craigslist for under $100,"
he said of a multi-million dollar actress. Its the thought that counts,
but this is your best friend, right? He also said that the actress
mom needed a new TV. Instead of buying a new one, she had him dust off an
old TV that was missing a remote in her garage and drive it over to Moms
house. Now, maybe this actress didnt care for her mom it happens
and a makeup artist can be an actors real BFF, but this tendency
seems to be a recurring theme. "Yes money matters to her," he went on. "She
seems to want to flash it with inconsequential people, but with family and
friends she is extremely frugal."
28.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/02
"Hes known as a regular at his teammates swinger parties. Just
ask Dwayne Wade." This NBA All-Star played a role in the reason why his anchor
woman was chased out of her Ohio hometown. Know why? Because hes the
paternal father of news woman Sharon Reeds love child! Reeds
not the only random who hes knocked up. Were told he also got
a Cheetah Girl preggers, after Jigga introduced the pair. Sources say she
later aborted the pregnancy. Just ask Adrienne Bailon. Dude gets around!
Sources say he even smashed Beyonces cousin, Angie. He may have said
"I do" to his longtime girlfriend, in September but were told
just days before his San Diego wedding [which his Latina side chick tried
to crash] dude was gettin his mack on in Toronto, during the citys
Caribana festival. Dont believe me.. Ask AJ. Rapper Lambo is said to
be giving it to his moms
all to get close to our blind item. Lebron
James
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#1**
This married coach who alternates between the NCAA and NBA dined with one
of the most expensive escorts in the country. She charges almost $100K for
the night. I wonder if she is a fan or a booster paid for it because our
coach likes to go cheap when looking for outside sex. Groupies are his usual
go to when he is away from home. Rick Pitino/Dita Von Teese
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#2**
This probable Academy Award nominee for this year for his excellent work
in a movie is married. He has a great name. He has also always been able
to explore with other men because of his relative anonymity. That is all
changing now and our actor has started taking chances to be with the man
he has been seeing for much of the past two years and is openly gay. It would
be quite the bang bang to win an Oscar and come out as gay at the same time.
David Oyelowo "The Butler"
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who was on a very hit cable
show before getting fired has sold off all her possessions. Well, they are
on consignment. So far her asking prices have been too high. She has moved
into a one bedroom apartment with three roommates and just can't get off
the drugs. Her roommate/boyfriend keeps her supplied with her Oxy and Adderall
and he thinks he is the man because he has sex with someone who was on
television. The good news is she is off the meth. Paz de la Huerta
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#4**
Kindness: About six weeks ago there was a very tragic accident at a church
festival where an out of control car knocked over a bunch of kids, killing
one of them and injuring a load of others. The girl who was killed had just
moved to New York with her family from Ireland, her sister was also critically
injured in the accident. Anyway to make a long story short, there is going
to be a big benefit for the family to defray medical expenses for the surviving
daughter. Most of the money at the benefit is coming from one B+ list mostly
movie actress who has donated tons of her clothes, bags and shoes and anything
else she can think of to raise money. She gets a lot of flack from people,
but she is doing a good thing here.
Katie
Gill Fund
Sarah
Jessica Parker
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actor who is deep in the closet got busted on the
set of his current movie getting orally serviced by an assistant director
who performed the deed in a golf cart while the actor was driving to his
trailer.
Kevin
Spacey
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#6**
This NBA all-star/champion is in a huge war of words with this A+ list
celebrity/singer because the NBA player's girlfriend was once the booty call
for the celebrity. He is filled with stories of what he made the actress
once do.
Dwyane
Wade/Robin
Thicke
(POSSIBLY Gabrielle Union)
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#7**
This former maid to an A+ list celebrity diva/singer is selling an account
of her time working for the diva. Apparently the teaser is that the diva
likes to drink wine in the tub and doesn't like to disturb the drinking process
so the maid had to bathe the diva every night.
Mariah
Carey
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#8**
This coke fiend and former almost A list mostly movie actor who has been
in this space before documenting his career nosedive was passed out at his
gym in a corner. Apparently he had not quite recovered from the night before
and some treadmill work caused him to pass out. Paramedics were called and
after a bit the actor was well enough to go home.
Zac
Efron
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#9**
This weatherman doesn't look like it but he loves to be tied up. His former
boyfriend says the weatherman loved that more than anything.
Sam
Champion
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#10**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is trying to get back to A again.
On the set of his current movie he held up production for an hour because
he said he needed to meditate. What he was really doing was smoking a joint
while his college age girlfriend took care of him.
Richard
Gere
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#11**
Not much has been heard from this A list singer in the past couple of years.
He has tried to focus all the attention on his music and pretending to be
a happily married man. Gone is the bad boy image and philanderer that was
so prevalent before. Not to worry though. He has not gone on the straight
and narrow. He has just been getting much much better at keeping everything
under wraps. He has spent months perfecting what he thinks is a foolproof
plan but the problem he is facing is his lust. See, at the beginning he did
keep everything quiet. Sure, I was hearing whispers that he had one mistress
stashed in an apartment that he would see just twice a month. Nothing ever
confirmed though. She was on the books as an employee and her apartment rent
was her housing allowance. He also had several people on tour with him who
actually did do the jobs they were asked to do because the singer's wife
wanted to see the resumes of all the female employees. No problem for our
singer though because he hired professionals but also those who would keep
him happy. He got greedy though and started really drinking and coking it
up again and that is where the cracks developed. Late night visits from his
regular dealer who saw some women with our singer. The room service guys
bringing up booze and ice to a naked singer who didn't bother covering himself
while a woman was sprawled naked on a sofa. So far the wife seems unaware
of what is going on but it is just a matter of time.
HINT:
Foreign born. Has at least one child. (POSSIBLY Robbie Williams or Keith
Urban)
40.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/03
Poppy has had her share of triumphs and trip ups in the past couple of years.
While she tries to appear strong on the outside, she still struggles with
a lot of issues. Her friends and family believe that much of that inability
to resolve her issues stems from her inexplicable and completely toxic
relationship with one of Hollywoods biggest jerks. Slimy the Actor
is one of the most emotionally abusive guys in Hollywood. Nice on the
outside
and nasty and evil on the inside. Any time it seems like Poppy
is righting herself, Slimy is there to trip her up again. The first thing
that we despise about Slimy is that he cheats on Poppy constantly. Weve
told you before that he keeps a closet full of sixty or seventy cum-stained
costumes for his conquests. He prides himself on never washing them so the
girls can see the stains of how many other women hes been with. Classy,
right? Poppys friends tell her all the time about his cheating, but
she is in pretty serious denial. She does occasionally muster up the courage
to confront him, but even then he has a way of turning the conversation around
and making it seem like it is her fault that he does it! Its her fault
that he fucks every girl that comes on to him! Its her fault that naked
photos of her were stolen from his phone by one of his whores! If she paid
more attention to him, he wouldnt need to go looking for sex elsewhere!
Of course these arguments are nonsensical. But she is convinced that if she
just tries harder that he wouldnt do these things. Her "trying" isnt
working so well. Slimy just fucked an extra on the set of a movie hes
filming. The second thing that we really despise about Slimy the Actor is
how critical he is of Poppy the Singer. While she tries to project confidence
on the outside, Poppy actually lives in a chronic state of insecurity and
anxiety about how she looks. And while Slimy did not create the problem,
he keeps it alive and well through his unrelenting criticism of her. Slimy
constantly and relentlessly mocks Poppys hair, her clothes, her makeup,
and her weight. Especially her weight. Poppy has had body issues in the past,
and Slimy just loves to torture her about it. Slimy doles out ten criticisms
for every one compliment he gives her. Of course, that one compliment is
always public so people will think that he is a nice guy. Poppy practically
lives for that one compliment, and is so grateful when it comes, that she
forgives him for all the nasty remarks. A few weeks ago, Slimy and Poppy
went out to a chicken wings restaurant in LA. Slimy spent a good portion
of the meal telling her that he was embarrassed to even be seen with her
because she didnt know how to dress, hair looked ridiculous, and that
she shouldnt even be eating because she was too fat. She started
crying
and he walked out. Slimy took the car and left Poppy at the
restaurant with nothing but her cell phone. He knew that she had no money
or credit cards with her, and no way to pay for a cab. So she stood on the
sidewalk, calling friends and friends of friends, crying about how mean Slimy
had been to her, and begging people to come pick her up and drive her home.
Poppy the Singer is really trying to live a clean life. But, as anyone who
has ever been through a 12-step program knows, you need to surround yourself
with sober people in order to stay sober. Well, Poppys boyfriend, Slimy
the Actor, is definitely not sober. Neither is Slimys best friend,
Lucky. They party constantly with drugs and alcohol. Lucky and his girlfriend
Junkie are also serious heroin addicts. Would anyone recommend that Poppy
date or hang out with these kinds of people? Anyone? Hanging around with
them is obviously not a smart move for Poppy. This leads us to the third
reason that Slimy is The Worst Boyfriend: Every time that Poppy gets clean,
Slimy is the one who reintroduces her to drugs and alcohol! If you ask Slimy,
though, its not his fault. If you cant stand the heat, get out
of his kitchen! He isnt the one forcing her to drink or do drugs.
Its just that his life is one long party, and if she isnt down
to party with him, he will find someone who is. So heres what happens:
Poppy gets committed to her sobriety. Slimy goes off to party without her.
When he does this, he punishes her by ignoring her for days at a time. She
gets anxious and nervous about losing him. He tells her that if she wants
to be with him then she has to join him. She eventually caves in and joins
him and relapses. He blames her for relapsing, telling her that she is weak
and a loser. And every time he tells her that, she believes it a little bit
more. Its a sick and vicious cycle. The thing that we dislike most
about Slimy the Actor is the emotional blackmail that he uses to control
his girlfriend, Poppy the Singer. Yesterday, for example, Poppy was furious
about the lies of an ex-boyfriend named Lucky
who just happens to be
Slimys best friend. Furious
yet she sent a nice tweet about Lucky.
Huh? That doesnt make any sense! Well, we happen to know who was really
behind that tweet: Slimy! Poppy was really angry about the lies that Lucky
told in a recent interview. Why was Lucky telling people that he didnt
lose his virginity until he was 20? She knew for a fact that Lucky had had
intercourse with at least five girls long before the age of 20! And so on.
Poppy started yelling by phone, by text, and by email, ranting ("That fucking
liar! THAT FUCKING LIAR!") to her friends and family and Slimy about how
Lucky always lies about everything! He lies about her relationship with him,
about his virginity, about his drug addiction, about his sexuality, about
his girlfriend, about the sex tape, about the purity rings, about the Hollywood
Records contract, etc. And, in this case, his lies made him look like the
good guy and her look like a pity case and a negative influence on him. Why
did he have to drag her name into this? Poppy was yelling and crying and
ready to ream out Lucky. Her friends and family agreed. Lucky had crossed
the line and needed to be smacked down. One of Poppys family members
jumped online and fired a shot at Lucky. Her tweet accurately reflected the
feelings of Poppy and everyone around her. And then Slimy stepped in. Slimy
told Poppy that Lucky was catching heat from people about his fake tell-all,
and that Poppy needed to "back the fuck off." Poppy was appalled. How could
Slimy be more concerned with supporting Luckys lies than in defending
his own girlfriend? She refused. Slimy then contacted Lucky, who subsequently
called his manager and his publicist. Did you know that Luckys
father/manager and Luckys publicist are also Poppys manager and
Poppys publicist? You do now! Together, Slimy, Lucky, the manager,
and the publicist quadruple-teamed Poppy into backing down. Yep, four grown
men versus one young girl. They told her that she would look like a bitch
and that she wouldnt sell albums or books or concert tickets if she
didnt behave like the bigger person. They not only didnt want
her to say anything negative about Lucky
they wanted her to get online
and support the very person who had just lied about her! Poppy, still hurt
and angry, said no. Then Slimy, the ultimate nasty manipulator, fired the
final shot. He told Poppy that if she didnt get on Twitter and say
something nice about Lucky
he was going to break up with her! Poppy
broke down and cried. Then she agreed to publish the tweet. How does Slimy
get away with being such an asshole? He is older, colder, more confident,
and very manipulative. Poppy is younger, more emotional, insecure and hungry
for acceptance and approval. We think that Poppy has the potential to be
a very happy and very healthy person
but only if she is able to recognize
that the company she keeps is a significant contributing factor that prevents
her from healing and moving forward. We really hope that, as she matures,
she will be able to break free from people like Slimy who pretend to be on
her side
but who are actually emotionally abusive and damaging to both
her person and her career. Now well leave it up to our readers to advise
Poppy about what she should do. Yes, shes reading your comments.
Poppy: Demi Lovato
Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama
Lucky: Joe Jonas
Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show which is showing
signs of age was overheard screaming on her phone while at dinner the other
night. Apparently the guy she was supposed to meet gave an excuse and she
accused him of cheating again. They have had a turbulent relationship but
she has done her fair share of cheating in it. When her show ends she won't
get another television show. Not that kind of actress.
Naya
Rivera "Glee"/Big Sean
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#2**
This former reality star who now hosts a show has been trying to find a new
suitor. Her money is fast running out because she lent most of it to her
always out of money ex. She won't ever get it back and recently she got busted
propositioning a married man. A man with a wife who found out about it and
has been doing her best to make the host's life miserable. Stacy Keibler
(Geoff Stults)
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#3**
This A list singer/celebrity got injured not too long ago and fell in love
with the pain meds she was prescribed. She loved them so much that she continues
to take up to 15 a day and has gained 25 pounds in the past two months.
Apparently she is fairly incoherent most of the day now.
Mariah
Carey
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actor from some really huge movies is foreign born
and married and every woman thinks he is gorgeous. Apparently that woman
from MTV finds him extra gorgeous considering he is cheating on his wife
with her. Chris Hemsworth/Alexa Chung
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#5**
This late night talk show host ditched his wife for a few hours to go to
a party. He said it was a boring industry thing. Turns out it was a lunch
time bachelor party at a strip club and who knew, but our talk show host
is a spanker. HINT: Not on NBC.
Craig
Ferguson
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#6**
This Real Housewife had a drug fueled threesome romp with Kate Moss and Johnny
Depp back in the day. Kelly Bensimone; LuAnn de Lesseps; Brandi Glanville;
Carlton Gebbia
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#7**
This Academy Award winner/nominee mostly movie actress who is probably right
at the bottom of her permanent B list status still has high name recognition.
She was walking through the mall earlier this week when she stopped at a
bench and sat down and cried for twenty minutes before finally getting herself
together and moving on.
Renee
Zellweger
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#8**
This B list mostly television actress on a fairly hit cable show is all about
her career and not her kids. She just expects her husband and kids to show
up when she needs them and where. I love how she pretends to be happily married
and mom and career woman.
Keri
Russell "The Americans"
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#9**
This female news host interviewed this female A list singer/celebrity and
got more than she bargained for when the two ended up in bed. The singer
had some time away from her husband who was probably cheating with someone
else.
Australian
"60 Minutes" host Allison Langdon/Alicia Keys
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had
a one week fling with this almost A list mostly movie actress. She is really
adventurous but when our actor invited her over to his place and showed up
at the door naked with another guy, that was the end of that week for her.
George Clooney/Anna Kendrick
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#11**
A little shorter than usual today but still just as juicy. This C list celebrity
with A list name recognition dumped one of her exes and had her heart crushed
after she found out he regularly slept with her B list celebrity/A+ list
name recognition sister. It was almost a daily thing from even before the
less famous sister started dating the man. Not juicy enough? The man said
the reason he loved having sex with the more famous sister is because she
would insert coke up her butt and that made everything crazy. The sisters
didn't talk to each other for over a year after the breakup.
C
list celebrity: Nicky Hilton
Sister: Paris Hilton
52.
REALITY
TEA 12/04
Oh to be a delusional reality TV star! What a blissfully ignorant state some
of them live in! Our latest blind item is a very broke reality TV couple
who, despite their perilous situation, are dying to gain membership at the
local country club. The couple has been calling the club nonstop for almost
a year now. Rumor has it the other members do NOT want them or their drama
anywhere near their families and friends. The club costs $8-10K to join,
plus monthly dues! A worker at the country club shares, "They are calling
daily to find out where they are on the list, but no one wants them there!!!"
I have a few guesses on this one. Teresa & Joe Giudice "Real Housewives
of New Jersey"
53.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/04
When asked why she doesnt work more, this famous actress will say that
she is concentrating on her family. Privately, however, she is pissed that
she isnt a major star! Her parents are both in the business. She used
those connections to book her first few jobs, then booked movie roles like
crazy for a while. However, her career has slowed down. She has only done
one or two films a year in the past few years. None have been big hits. She
was complaining to a friend the other day about why she wasnt a bigger
star. Her theory? "Im convinced its my boobs," she said. She
wasnt laughing, either. She had breast implants a few years ago. Not
huge ones, but it definitely took her out of flat-chested category. But they
didnt give her career the boost she thought she would, so now she wants
to go bigger. Its kind of a shame, too, because a few years ago, she
really prided herself on having a natural body. Now its implants and
bigger implants.
Actress: Kate Hudson
Parents: Goldie Hawn/Kurt Russell (step-father)
Her last big hit movie: "Bride Wars"
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#1**
This A list performer/producer/promoter was running around like crazy at
a party this week in a warm weather climate. With all the glitz and glamour
at the party you would think he would be in his element but he was on edge
and doing shot after shot and popping pills like crazy until a guy showed
up. Our performer with the unusual names grabbed the hand of the man and
smiled and took him to the corner where he gave him lots of kisses. It was
a head turner for everyone.
P
Diddy in Miami
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#2**
This B list celebrity/reality star with A list name recognition is probably
not the best role model for her many children considering how much coke the
mom did at a party a few months ago. The mom was with her boyfriend and others.
The mom was wearing just a bikini bottom and was hoovering up coke like she
had been doing it for years which she has. No sign of her husband at the
party.
Kris
Jenner
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#3**
This former New York Real Housewife says she was sexually harassed by this
B list mostly television actor on a very hit show. He was drunk and wouldn't
stop touching her. Security wouldn't make him leave so she finally gave up
and walked out.
Kelly
Bensimon
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#4**
This former B list mostly television actress who is now struggling to stay
on the air with a new show got naked and was waiting for these two reality
stars when they got back to their hotel room the other night. She propositioned
both of them but they turned her down. One of them has already taken a ride
on that train. Kirstie Alley/Maskim and Valentin Chmerkovskiy
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#5**
This almost A list mostly movie actor who is A list because he has his own
non acting franchise says he had sex with a woman the other night while promoting
his latest movie. She didn't speak English but apparently knew what she wanted
and our actor said it was the strangest sex he ever had and that includes
he had sex with a woman with no arms or legs and filmed it.
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#6**
This C list celebrity who is C list only because of her A+ list celebrity
family member is way underage. She was also way drunk earlier this week and
made out with a string of guys who were no younger than about 30. This teen
needs rehab but no one will admit it. Noah Cyrus (Miley)
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#7**
This barely A list mostly movie actress still has A list name recognition
but needs a hit. That franchise is not coming back anytime soon. By the time
it does she could be retired. Anyway, our actress was at a party and her
husband was encouraging her to do coke and really get wasted. A friend of
the actress was doing everything she could to keep the A lister safe and
got into a huge fight with the husband. The husband is a tool who tries to
sell stories and photos of his wife all the time.
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#8**
This A+ list celebrity with A+ list name recognition has been doing some
interviews. Apparently no reporters are allowed to ask any current events
questions. None. They are also not allowed to ask any questions other than
from a list of 25 questions which have been provided in advance. Of those
25 questions you can choose 10.
Britney
Spears
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#9**
Last year this A list (unfortunately) singer left behind his wife's suitcase
on a luggage carousel in the Caribbean when he saw dogs surrounding it. He
knew he had a ton of pot in it and didn't want his A list (unfortunately)
celebrity/singer wife to get arrested. No one ever came looking for him at
his hotel. It probably helped that he told his wife they needed to leave
the next morning. Chad Kroeger/Avril Lavigne
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#10**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who stays B list by name only
was shocked she managed to get pregnant because doctors told her after an
abortion a few years ago that she wouldn't be able to have kids. She has
not listened to anything by the A list performer/producer/promoter since.
Sienna Miller/P Diddy
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#11**
At one point in time, this A+ list mostly movie actor was living in over
thirty different hotel rooms scattered all over the world. In each hotel
room he had a woman stashed or available to be stashed there in a moment's
notice. Our actor would like you to believe he is a goody goody but he really
isn't all that wholesome. He is just much better at not showing off for the
media and knows how to keep his personal life personal. Our actor always
said he preferred living in hotels. Everyone assumed it was because he was
so busy. Nope. It was because it was a way for him to juggle all the women
in his life without any of the other women catching on. Our actor said if
he had a place to live that all the other women would wonder why he was taking
them to a hotel. Our actor had actresses and hookers and waitresses in these
hotel rooms. When he felt like one of them he would fly back or drive across
the city and spend some time with the woman he let stay there. At the peak
when he had thirty hotel rooms at the same time he was spending about $300K
a month on hotel rooms. He said it was worth it. He would have room service
and hotel bars and there were no cameras and no paps and he said this is
how he found the perfect woman for him. It also proved to be a disaster when
one B list mostly movie actress he dated forever discovered his little secret.
She broke up with him and never spoke to him again and even sold stories
about him to the tabloids. Another B list mostly movie actress found out
about the others in other hotel rooms and didn't even care because she was
so far lost in her own world of drugs and booze.
A+
movie actor: Matt Damon
B list actress #1: Winona Ryder
B list actress #2: Eva Mendes
65.
POPBITCH
12/05
Which largely untroubled child actor conquered the demon drink - only to
pick up a cocaine habit that even seasoned onlookers describe as 'heroic'?
Daniel Radcliffe
66.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05
The cast of a successful cable television drama series has a really dramatic
love affair playing out on the set, and its about to get even more
interesting! There are four cast members involved. Two actors, two actresses.
Actor A is married. Actor B is single. Actress C is married with child/ren.
Actress D is single. Since Actor B and Actress D were both single, Actress
C decided to set them up together. Cute, right? It wasnt one of those
big, showy dating situations, but the couple did do plenty of photo ops together.
It was fun for the fans of the show to see the costars dating "in real life".
Well, Actress D left the show. Nothing dramatic. It happens in big ensemble
shows. She just moved on to another television show. There was some speculation
as to whether Actor B and Actress D would continue to date after she left
the show. Nope, it was over. She moved on and he moved on. Only he moved
on to someone else in the cast. No, Actor B he didnt start having an
affair with Actress C. He started having an affair with Actor A! It turns
out that Actor A and Actor B are both gay. Actress D was just a bearding
situation! But, wait! Actor A is gay? What? That intense, uber-masculine
guy who is married? Oh, yes! Actor A and Actor B now spend all their time
together. On set, in their trailers, charity events, etc. they are very attached
to each other and very intense as a couple. The producer and everyone in
the cast and crew all know whats going on (but, of course, no one is
about to tell Actor As wife!). Now, heres another reason why
this is an interesting story: Actor B is planning to come out in 2014! This
presents two problems: Married Actor A would have to distance himself from
Actor B if he did come out, as it would become very obvious that the two
are spending an unusually large amount of time together. Secondly, having
Actor B come out while the show is still on the air could hurt the shows
very masculine demographic appeal. Will Actor B come out soon, or will he
wait until the show is over before doing so? What will happen to the Actor
A/Actor B couple? The cast and crew are all abuzz about this one!
TV show: "Sons of Anarchy"
Actor A: Kim Coates
Actor b: Theo Rossi
Actress C: Katey Sagal
Actress D: Sarah Jones (other show: "Alcatraz")
67.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/05
This Supergroup hit number one on the charts, but can they keep from hitting
each other. Rumors of disharmony floated around before. Now, thanks to some
loose talk and a no-show, there's fuel to the rumors again. Keep the beefs
of twitter y'all! TGT (Tank, Ginuwine, and Tyrese)
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actor who is so whacked out on drugs and
booze that he doesn't even resemble who he used to be. He was wandering the
streets of Miami this week asking hookers if they would "be willing to do
a pregnant woman."
David
Arquette in Miami
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#2**
This scorned model has been traded in for a much younger version of herself.
The model who was the center of a cheating scandal has been dumped for a
19 year old. Her boyfriend said he had an image to maintain and that a woman
in her 30's was not it. Liberty Ross/Jimmy Iovine
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#3**
This former A list singer/celebrity who still has close to A list name
recognition despite not having a hit in a couple of decades had some groupie
sex with his girlfriend and daughter in the next room.
Brett
Michaels
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#4**
A first report of bad holiday party behavior as this B list mostly television
actor decided not to bring his wife to a holiday party hosted by his sometime
employer. At the party he got naked with this C list mostly movie actress
who got her fame on a network reality show. They ended up having sex in the
back of a car which belonged to neither of them.
B list television actor:
Party: Adam Sandler
C list actress: Julianne Hough
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#5**
This Miami Real Housewife was caught passing money for drugs at an Art Basel
party this week. She was ticked off she couldn't get them for free. It might
have been the first time someone did a "don't you know who I am" when they
wanted drugs. Adriana De Moura
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#6**
It has been a steady stream of hookers and strippers for this C list
celebrity/rapper since his A list celebrity wife left the country. He is
spending thousands of dollars a night.
Swizz
Beatz/Alicia Keys (in Australia)
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#7**
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is not allowed to be alone with
her children for fear that she might hurt them. Catherine
Zeta-Jones
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#8**
This permanent A list singer/celebrity who is foreign born has no problems
with people knowing he cheats on his wife. He says that she goes to public
events with him but that he is a rock star and he is going to live the life
of a rock star and she is too scared of the church to ever divorce him.
Beck/Marissa Ribisi (Scientology)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#9**
You would think that with all the coke this A list mostly movie actor does
on a daily basis that he would be way skinnier than he is. He must eat a
million calories to be so big after doing all that coke. Jonah
Hill
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#10**
This ESPN personality was propositioned by this former B- list mostly television
actress from a former hit cable show. Now she is just a hot actress with
no regular job and a strange name. She tried to make it clear that she was
available for a price and the personality said he didn't make enough to afford
her. He suggested she find an athlete and she said she had already been through
most of them in the past year.
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#11**
Today is a traditional Four For Friday. These are all people you would not
really think of as being drug dealers. They are and in one case used to be
really proud of it.
#1 - This former B list reality star with her own show stopped selling
drugs after her A list mostly movie actor client died of an overdose. Nicole
Richie/Heath Ledger
#3 - This B list mostly television actress on a middling hit network show
is single in the sense she is not married. Never has been. Great drugs though.
Her specialty is prescription drugs. She is famous for forging prescriptions
of a variety of doctors.
#4 - This award winning Hunger Games actress from only this latest installment
has always been the go to person for drugs on any movie where she is involved.
She also brings her own makeup artist who is her courier when they run out.
Jena Malone
79.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/06
his performer has been under the white-hot glare of the celebrity spotlight
for many years, and is currently involved in some big projects. It will probably
shock her fans to learn that she is getting out of the business. Thats
right! We have exclusively learned that she will fulfill her next two major
professional commitments, sock away all the money she is making
and
then bow out of the spotlight! She is done with the whole celebrity life!
Do we know what she will be doing during her "retirement"? You bet! We have
learned that there are three things that she is going to do: First, she is
going to travel. Overseas, and away from the paparazzi. She is planning to
spend a considerable amount of time in London and in The Middle East (especially
Egypt). Secondly, she is also going to be building a house. She was going
to build one in London and move there "permanently", but concerns about the
UK paparazzi halted her plans. So, she is going to be building a a spectacular
home in the U.S. instead. Surprisingly, she is really getting involved in
the whole design and building process. We know the location, but giving it
would make it too easy to identify her, so we will just tell you that it
is not on one of the coasts and not in a major city. Finally, she is planning
to officially commit to her Significant Other, and pop out two babies.. Yes,
two. She would like to have twins, but if that doesnt happen, she wants
to have two babies in two years. Then she will consider her family complete.
Yes, shell still be busy. But it is still shocking to think of someone
so famous walking away from it all at such a young age. Jennifer Lawrence
(Nicholas Hoult)
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#1**
Grammy Nomination Concert: Why yes that was this up and coming singer who
didn't get nominated for the award everyone thought she would, who was so
messed up on Oxycodone that she could barely even function. I'm shocked she
managed to make it to the stage.
Lorde
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#2**
Grammy Nomination Concert: This A list celebrity/singer and much much more,
got some bad news about an hour before he was set to perform. He almost canceled
after a phone call from a friend of his wife or his wife's publicist. My
spy isn't sure, but the gist sounded like the wife wants a divorce. Apparently
my spy heard something like, "I know you are about to go on stage, but..."
Keith Urban
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#3**
Grammy Nomination Concert: This former A list singer/celebrity was all over
every woman she could find. She was worse than any drunk A list a-hole at
a party with her game. If it moved, she was hitting on it.
Melissa
Etheridge
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#4**
Grammy Nomination Concert: This B+ list celebrity/reality star was definitely
not all over his wife at the concert. He was all over a production assistant
though who seemed to be enjoying the attention and spent 20 minutes alone
with our celebrity right before he performed. Robin Thicke
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#5**
Grammy Nomination Concert: Plenty of pot for this about to drop from A list
celebrity/singer but kept to himself for most of the night. He also seemed
scared of any cameras and was way more paranoid than the amount of pot he
smoked should trigger.
Robin
Thicke
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#1**
This A list mostly television actor who has A+ list name recognition and
a very loving home life with his male partner loves to cheat. He has been
in this space before and his partner has become extra vigilant. Our actor
picked up a guy in a bar and told the guy they had 30 minutes before our
actor had to leave or risk facing getting kicked out again. 15 minutes in
the restroom was all it took. Neil Patrick Harris
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#2**
This A list talk show host had a visitor this week to her show. Nothing unusual
in that except our talk show host found two hours in her schedule for this
former B list mostly television actress. The entire two hours were spent
in a locked office. No phone calls. Cell phone turned off.
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#3**
An earlier reveal reminded me of this blind item because the person is from
the south. They are A list celebrity. They do so many things that I couldn't
list them here. Not much of a singer though if you have heard him. Apparently
there is one guy back home who he will have sex with. Never any other place
in the world no matter how remote. He only trusts this one person. The one
person has let it slip though that our closeted celebrity sucks at sex. Good
thing his ladies don't have to experience it. Ryan Seacrest
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#4**
This American Idol sensation for just a brief second in a William Hung kind
of way is HIV+.
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#5**
Part Of The Puzzle Completed: Before there was Lewis Hamilton there was this
A+ list rapper/producer/everything else who was engaged at the time but made
sure our female celebrity/singer was well taken care of.
Jay
Z/Nicole Sherzinger
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#1**
This former A list politician/reality star could barely sit still at a recent
book signing. So much twitching and that runny nose was out of control. What
the world would love is a photo of her using coke. I dare say it would be
worth millions.
Sarah
Palin
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#2**
This barely legal daughter of an East Coast Real Housewife who may or may
not be back made a sex tape with her boyfriend. She actually sent it to some
adult video companies and was set to make a deal when mom found out and convinced
the daughter to hold off. Apparently mom's marriage is hanging on by a thread
and that would push it over the edge.
"The
Real Housewives of New Jersey" Jacqueline Lauritas daughter Ashlee
Holmes
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#3**
This C list celebrity sister of a former A list celebrity/reality star was
ticked off because one of her friends ran off with the coke over the weekend.
Our C lister ran after her at a club before slipping on her heels and crashing
to the ground. She thought about getting up again but ordered a drink and
drank it while on the floor.
Ashlee
Simpson
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#4**
This D lister dates an aging permanent A list celebrity/singer. She says
that the singer can no longer stand to attention so to speak and has become
a little more violent and a little angrier on a daily basis since realizing
this.
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#5**
This B list model who got some serious flack very recently for saying what
everyone thinks was on the hunt for a woman for a threesome this weekend.
Her boyfriend told her he would dump her if she didn't find someone. When
asked why she put up with it she says he is good looking and rich.
Jessica Hart/Stavros Niarchos
Taylor
Swift "Victoria Secret" remark
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#6**
This A- list celebrity/athlete got a little tipsy over the weekend. OK, she
got a lot tipsy. She did show better judgment in guys than her previous boyfriend
though. Our athlete was hit on by a guy who seemed decent enough that she
had sex with him in the back of a car at the party. Not her car though. Just
the first one they came to with a driver who would let them in. I wonder
if she told her sister.
Serena
Williams
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#7**
"If I could just get him to fuck me I know I could keep him." B- list foreign
born mostly movie actress talking about the director of your probable Academy
Award winner for Best Picture at a party this past week.
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#8**
This former A list celebrity/reality star who is now a D lister who loves
to get naked had three people over to her house this past weekend and pulled
out a gun and held it to her head. Loaded. Two hours later she set it down
when she passed out from the drugs she had taken earlier.
Tila
Tequila
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#9**
Producers have assigned a minder to this B- list mostly movie actress after
she showed up to the set of this potential blockbuster hammered out of her
mind two consecutive days. Nothing can derail this movie.
Michelle
Rodriguez "Fast & Furious 7"
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#10**
This fairly newly married former B list mostly television actress who does
nothing now fulfilled her husband's wish and was with three other guys this
past week. The husband seemed way more into the guys than his wife did.
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#11**
This celebrity is probably C list. The thing is she has a famous name and
face which makes her recognition probably B list. She comes from an A list
family in every sense of the word. She also has a huge secret she keeps from
her family. I spoke to one of her ex-boyfriends a few weeks ago and we had
a couple of drinks and then next thing you know he is telling me the reason
they broke up. She was too intense for him. They shared a love of rough sex
but as their relationship continued she needed more and more to get off to
the point where he says that every time they had sex he thought she was going
to die. She needed to be beaten or suffocated or strangled and it was just
too much for him. He said that it started as just something they would do
once every five or six times they had sex but turned into something she needed
all the time and she said she only felt alive when she was near death or
in pain. He says that after the split she started dating another guy who
ended up putting her in the hospital for several days and that she got hooked
on prescription pills because of it. He wonders how she is still even alive
and says that when they were dating her family had no idea about her lifestyle
and that she just pretended to be a normal happy go lucky person around them.
Francesca
Fisher-Eastwood
101.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#1**
Wait until you hear what this male singers management team is doing
to try to convince you that he is NOT gay! Everyone associated with the
singers group, including the crew and support staff, has been given
"bullet points" to use when faced with questions about the singers
rumored relationship with another popular male singer. At a recent performance,
one of the staff was totally working the script. When asked if the rumors
about the singer being half of a gay couple were true, the staff person awkwardly
and totally seriously responded with three "facts": The singer is straight;
the singer takes home a different girl every night; and (are you ready for
this?), the singer has a really large penis
but is too modest to mention
that himself! Too funny! Work that script, management!
Male Singer: Harry Styles
Other Male Singer: Louis Tomlinson
102.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#2**
For those of you who believe that you are supporting your favorite band by
playing their music
you might want to stop before you get sued! There
is a classic band that peaked a couple of decades ago. No matter what your
age, you know their songs, as they are continuously featured in current films
and TV shows. The band is really getting litigious with some of their most
loyal fans: those who sing their songs. If the band gets wind of someone
doing this without their permission, they immediately have their lawyer fire
off a letter to the singer and the venue, threatening them both with lawsuits!
Now were not talking about an artist doing a commercial remake of one
of their songs. Were talking about individual singers and tribute bands
that play their songs live in small venues (like your local bar). These singers
arent selling any actual CDs or downloadable music, or even using the
bands trademarks (name, logo, etc.). The band demands that the singers
stop singing their songs AND turn over money for everything from appearance
fees to t-shirt sales. They have even tried to get the singers to shut down
their websites. We dont know if what the band is doing is legal. But
it sure seems heavy-handed. And it sure seems like they are desperate for
money. Just ask one of the band members, who thinks that his personal life
is also something that you should pay to view! No, its not Twisted
Sister. We just like the photo.
Band: Journey
Band
Member: Neal Schon
103.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#3**
Bonnie Low-Kramen co-founder of New York Celebrity Assistants
told the New York Post that a PA based in the Big Apple once received an
"urgent" phone call from her boss, an unnamed actor, at 4am. She says: "He
was five hours ahead in London, and he was asking her to call the hotel because
his bathroom was running out of toilet paper."
104.
JUST
SAY JENN!!! 12/09
This C-list celebrity couple with A-list name recognition are living separately,
and have been for the past month. They've worked out the terms of their
settlement, and will announce their split in the next year. They will continue
to keep up appearances to give a joint project they're working on a chance
for success, but it's pretty much a done deal that their relationship is
over, and he's not going back. They used to get papped a few times a week,
and now there's hardly anything as they start to quietly distance themselves
from each other. Well, he is anyway. She's in full on stalker mode with demon
dialing, frantic texting, drive-bys, and begging him for another chance.
She went completely insane when he changed his phone number. She missed a
gig because of 'travel issues' but that was really code for, 'epic core meltdown,
wanted to go home and do some stalking'. She will not be ignored. Get your
pots boiling and your bunnies ready. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
105.
SANDRA
ROSE 12/09
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by our readers.
Hey Sandra,
This B-list hip-hop couple likes to add a little spice into their bedroom
which keeps their relationship adventurous" and open with a popular
tranny. The girlfriend of the B-list rapper is not new to this world as she
use to date women who had sexual relations with trannies and butches in the
gay ball room scene, and she is also into all type of fetishes, S&M,
and BDSM. Apparently she has convinced her hip-hop boyfriend to be down with
it also, and they engage in numerous threesomes mixed in with drugs and alcohol
with a popular tranny, who could appear "unclockable" to many that didnt
know better. This hip-hop couples sex life is never dull and they pay the
tranny very handsomely to fly out to where they are, and keep quiet about
their threesome sexual rendezvous. As many people are aware, threesomes after
a while can only tear apart the relationship bond between couples due to
infidelity. Its only a matter of time before this tea cup spills over.
And its rumored that this tranny still has his/her equipment (penis)
in tact, and has a list of well known rappers, and ball players at its
beck and calling, who pay top dollar for trannys who still have their
penises. Satan is brewing and the devil is busy! Wiz Khalifa/Amber
Rose
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 *#1**
This former A list tweener who has always been too old for her tweener shows
split from her boyfriend when he caught her having sex with another guy on
the set of her new show. Of course it was not hard to catch her since a lot
of the cast and crew were outside her trailer. Apparently she is a bit of
a screamer.
Ariana
Grande
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#2**
It was a long day yesterday for the crew on this upcoming live show. During
rehearsals the female co-host was such a demanding diva that some of the
crew begged the producers to fire her just so they wouldn't have to see her
or deal with her again. She made it clear that she regarded every other person
not above her in the pecking order of the show was her minion and she appeared
to visibly shudder sometimes if someone came near her who was beneath her.
Not one person liked her. No one.
Danica
Patrick "2013 American Country Awards"
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#3**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress has turned into a B- list
"I used to be famous so find me some kind of television role that doesn't
get canceled" actress. She has blown through most of her savings recently
and it wasn't on drugs. It was on the guy in her life who has been taking
an extended break since his new lady pays for everything. He loves his new
$250K car which she bought for him and was just the tip of his spending iceberg.
Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez
"Extant"
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#4**
This B list celebrity/reality show judge says that when she was forced to
have sex with her boss to keep her job she was also told if she ever got
pregnant she would also be fired. She was also not allowed to have sex with
any other man during the run of the show because he didn't want her soiled
from another. He was allowed to have sex with anyone. Cheryl Cole/Simon
Cowell "X Factor"
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#5**
"We dated for six months and he never came right out and told me he was gay
but the only time he showed any affection was outside when cameras were a
possibility. He never spent the night and asked me to spend the night only
when I was drunk and we never slept in the same bed. He spent a lot of money
on me and went through the motions but it was just all so strange." A woman
describing her relationship with this A list mostly movie actor who needs
a hit or will drop down to the B range. He will have that A list name recognition
for a long time though. Jake Gyllenhaal
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#6**
This married B list mostly television actor from a hit cable show was caught
cheating on his B list mostly television actress wife. He wasn't very careful
with his phone and texts. He swore to his wife that it was a one time thing
and now that the project is over he won't be seeing her any longer. Of course
that is the same thing he has said in all of his relationships. Oh, and that
is the same situation that he found himself in when he first hooked up with
his wife. Stephen Moyer (someone from "Sound of Muisc"/Anna Paquin
(was
dating and had children with Loren Haynes when he started dating
Anna)
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#7**
This married showrunner of an A list show everyone loves gave his wife the
night off from an event and instead brought a gorgeous woman he hired for
the night. She kept telling everyone she was a college exchange student.
Matthew Weiner "Mad Men"
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#8**
This former Disney tweener who had a boob job when she was still on her show
recently replaced her saline with silicone and went a size bigger. That acting
thing is not working any longer and the former A lister has decided that
Playboy might be just the boost she needs. Her sister was turned down for
Playboy multiple times.
Tweener:
Hilary Duff
Show: "Lizzie McGuire"
Sister: Haylie Duff
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#9**
This former A list tweener who had to play about third fiddle on her Disney
show made a little kid cry the other day when she approached the actress
for an autograph. The child called the tweener by her name on the show and
the actress flipped out and told the kid to come back when she figured out
the real name of the actress.
Ashley
Tisdale
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#10**
This C list celebrity/reality star was bragging to people last week how he
used to sleep with his reality star step-sister before she became famous
and he was the king of the celebrity dog pile in the family. Brody Jenner/Kim
Kardashian
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#11**
It is always interesting when this permanent A list celebrity/singer releases
a new album or a new year falls upon us because it is usually when she also
says hello to a new lover. A female lover. Our long long married celebrity
discovered she is a lesbian about three years after she was married. Her
husband didn't care because he had more eclectic taste when it came to sex
and his wife was not very cooperative or good at giving him what he wanted.
He found what he wanted in a string of very well paid escorts and hookers
who his wife signed to very strict confidentiality agreements. Meanwhile
our celebrity started off with just a foot or two in the water. Barely even
a toe because she was so scared of being discovered. A bit of a cruel lover
our celebrity has moved on over the years and now prefers women in college
who are looking to work for the celebrity for a year or two and be her plaything
as they travel the world together or just stay in bed for days while the
staff takes care of the children and the student takes care of her mistress.
This process has been going on for two decades. A steady stream of students
from only two locations in the world. Now though there are whispers that
our singer is tired of the endless parade and is ready to settle down with
one who has now been with our singer for just over two years which is a record.
There is even talk that our singer will actually come out and doesn't care
what fans think any longer or her very conservative family. Celine
Dion
117.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10 **#1**
This professional Athlete and this Performer appear to be in a sweet and
committed relationship. Oh, no! Not even close! Athlete is NOT a nice guy.
He has told friends that he is no longer in love with Performer. In fact,
he has been cheating on Performer for the past few months with some random
girl. Whenever he has an away game, he flies the random girl into that city
and spends time with her there. Of course, Performer has no idea, and thinks
that their relationship is great! Why doesnt Athlete break up with
Performer? Well, Performer is the more famous half of this couple, and Athlete
knows that dating her makes him more high-profile and makes sports fans more
interested in him! The worst part of this is that our pretty girl had a hot
career for several years but has done little in the past year except support
Athlete. He demanded that she back off of her career to spend more time with
him
and she foolishly complied! Girls, dont EVER give up your
profession because a man tells you to! Because when your relationship ends,
time and opportunity will have passed you by. Oh, and Performer? Break up
with Athlete. He doesnt love you and is just using you at this point.
You deserve a man. A real man. A grown up. Not a boy. Weve got your
back. BG Note: Well give you an extra hint on Twitter later! Twitter
hint: is one member is not born in the US. Keri Hilson/Serge Ibaka (born
in Brazzaville, Republic of the Congo)
118.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10 **#2**
A director recently checked into rehab. While the reports do not say what
he is being treated for, we happen to know his vice of choice. Its
cocaine. And if you dont particularly care about the director, perhaps
you care about some of the actors with whom he has worked. Especially the
cast of this popular TV show. Because during the time that he was directing
a few episodes, he had no problem sharing happy powder with some of the young
cast members. Lets talk about two of the cast members. One of them
is no longer on the show. However, one still is, and the powder party never
stopped for them. In fact, its a significant explanation for their
very slim physique.
Director:
Adam
Shankman
TV Show: "Glee"
Cast Member no longer on show: Cory Monteith
Slim Cast Member still on show: Lea Michelle
119. JUST SAY
JENN!! 12/10
These two A-listers, whom I've written about before, probably won't ever
be able to quit each other. After a bad breakup decades ago, they have spent
the better part of twenty years having the occasional clandestine affair.
Well this recent reconciliation has lasted a lot longer than the ones in
the past, and now he wants to get married...again. She likes having him on
the hook now after how horrible he was to her while they were married. She
also knows he'll never give up his penchant for underage foreign prostitutes,
and that's a huge deal breaker. There's also too many rumors swirling about
the paternity of one of her children after she posted pictures of one of
them on Instagram. They hadn't been photographed publicly since early childhood,
and now there's very little doubt it's the A-lister's kid. Not her husband
at the time. She does not want a scandal over this. It's just too messy for
her taste. She wants the great sex and the artistic inspiration. That's it.
Madonna/Sean
Penn (son Rocco)
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#1**
This MLB star who has been in the news what seems like everyday must not
be worried about a random drug test. He should be worried about a bad back
as much as he was bending over doing coke at a party this week.
A-Rod
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#2**
This B list actor who is equally at home in movies and television as well
as fighting paps got into a huge fight with his wife. In front of a crowd
while waiting for a table at dinner the two started screaming at each other
and she was blaming him for ruining her shot at a reality show with his temper
and then he called her the c word and stormed off. Healthy marriage.
Alec
and Hilaria Baldwin
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#3**
There is absolutely no way the teen scooped up by the girlfriend of the B
list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was legal.
The girlfriend brought her back for a threesome and the spy at the scene
says the teen was maybe 15. Maybe.
James
Franco
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#4**
There is a special salesperson at Barney's. She works in women's designer
evening gowns. Apparently she is in very high demand from female celebrities.
Our salesperson provides an intimate encounter in a dressing room that makes
her one of the best selling sales people in the entire store. Yesterday this
B list mostly television actress with A+ list name recognition stopped by
and had the thirty minute special. HINT: She is on a top 5 network show
and is still in the process of getting divorced.
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#5**
This former B list mostly television actress from an almost network hit show
was chain smoking cigarettes at an event and was repeatedly asked to stop.
The actress looked rough. As in no sleep for days and puffy and swollen and
she ground the cigarette out she was smoking in the floor and told them to
take the cost of the damage out of her check.
Leighton
Meester
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#6**
This A list celebrity/reality star/everything else is paying a pap agency
to follow his girlfriend full-time and photograph her and submit her photos
to tabloids. He is also calling in favors from tabloids and having them post
photos of her daily so the world knows what a stud he is.
Ryan
Seacrest/Shayna Taylor
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#7**
They can call it what they want, but this singer from an A list boy band
is headed to rehab because he was found unconscious this past weekend after
partying too hard. Everyone thought the woman with him might have been dead.
She was just passed out too.
Max
George "The Wanted"
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#8**
These two reality stars who are lucky to still be working have refused to
do another season of their show together. They want separate shows or no
show. Apparently the more well endowed one was not shy about walking around
naked in front of the other's boyfriend. They fought. Hair extensions were
lost.
Snooki
and JWoww (Apparently they were told no show for either or one show together
and they made up)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#9**
This former B list mostly television actress from a very hit network show
that went off the air last year who keeps trying producing now rather than
acting, thank goodness, told her friend that she finally knows what it means
to be sexually satisfied. I'm sure her ex husbands will be thrilled to hear
that.
Eva
Longoria
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#10**
This A list celebrity/singer is trying to get pregnant with this other A
list celebrity/singer but hasn't told him. Considering how much he has said
he never wants a kid, I'm sure he will be shocked.
Katy
Perry/John Mayer (reason they split? Maybe his cheating)
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#11**
This is a short but sad story about a celebrity who used to be close to A
list. He was and still is a celebrity/actor/reality star. While most people
in his position would be enjoying the fruits of their success and partying
non-stop our celebrity lives alone and travels alone and stays in hotel rooms
alone. Although he has some friends he doesn't interact and because of childhood
trauma he just prefers to not interact unless he is on stage or being paid
to do so. He is still in demand but as the years go by, he is less willing
to face his demons and much prefers to just spend as much time as he can
in his home, cut off from the world with just a television and a sofa and
a bed and himself. In a world of excess and frivolity, this guy is the opposite.
Whenever I see him wandering through the airport or hiding in the corner
of an event alone and uncomfortable all I want to do is give the guy a hug.
Louie
Anderson
131.
JUST
SAY JENN!! 12/11
This once B-list mostly television actor was such a complete nightmare in
his prime, it's a miracle he got a second chance on this sort-of hit non-network
show. Things were going ok in the first season, but the new steady paycheck
just went to booze and drugs, although he likes to shout from the rooftops
about how sober he is, and puts himself out there as the poster boy for recovery.
He's been told to get it together during hiatus, or he's out. The producers
have already written him out of the show, because they know he won't be able
to lean up his act in time. Who is going to be his replacement? This C-list
horrible actor with A-list name recognition.
B- list actor: Jesse Metcalfe
Show: "Dallas"
C- list actor: Eddie Cibrian
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#1**
"Where the fuck are the tits I bought her? I wanted her to go to a D not
a C. Bitch." A list director yelling at this almost A list mostly movie actress
which is why they had a bit of a falling out and she didn't reprise her role
in this franchise again.
Michael
Bay/Megan Fox
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#2**
"She is the best money I have ever spent. The sex is amazing," D list celebrity
discussing the former Real Housewife he is currently dating. I was impressed
she managed to hold out until even after all her money was gone but never
seemed desperate.
Neal
Schon "Journey" & Michaele Salahi "Real Housewives of D.C."
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#3**
Earlier this week this B-/C+ list rapper/celebrity made good on a bet he
made with this A+ list rapper/celebrity and let the A lister have sex with
his celebrity wife. It isn't the first time the A lister has spent time with
the celebrity wife. He used to always have sex with her when she was dating
this other A list rapper/celebrity. HINT: The B+ rapper is a huge pot smoker.
The A+lister used to sell drugs.
B-/C+
rapper/celebrity: Wiz Khalifa
A+ list rapper/celebrity: Jay Z
Celebrity wife: Amber Rose
A list rapper/celebrity: Kanye West
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#4**
This almost A list mostly movie actor who is really close to A list has been
filming a movie that some would consider out of the country but isn't. Anyway,
the past few nights he has hired a handful of hookers who he has service
him all night while he boozes and watches sports.
Jonah
Hill
in
Puerto Rico
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 *#5**
This B list reality star says that she loves that her husband has a mistress
because she hates having sex. Apparently she considers it a chore and her
husband considers it a daily need. Her only condition is that he doesn't
get caught. My guess is that he will be caught because he tends to focus
his affections on women who work for him. Never a good move.
Tori
Spelling (and 12 days later...)
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#6**
This time it wasn't him who cheated. Nope, instead, this A list mostly television
actress from a hit network show found a guy who she started seeing the last
time her boyfriend cheated on her. Our actress loves that her new guy is
a billionaire and doesn't mind that he is still married. She believes him
when he says he is leaving his wife. Of course this will be revealed.
Sofia
Vergara "Modern Family"
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#7**
This former video vixen turned mainstream celebrity/actress/reality star
is being blackmailed because of some photos that show her naked with this
former A list singer/celebrity and the video vixen's 13 year old (at the
time) niece who is also naked. Bobbie Brown/Tommy Lee
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#8**
This Academy Award nominee/winner actor and this almost A list mostly movie
actress had a competition to see who could get wasted the most each day during
the filming of a movie they did together that was supposed to be a huge hit.
The two were joined in by another Academy Award winner/nominee whenever she
was scheduled to film. Sometimes an entire day would be blown because there
was no usable footage because the three were so wasted.
James
Franco/Mila Kunis/Michelle Williams "Oz the Great and Powerful"
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#9**
"Can I touch your penis?" If you are a hot guy, this foreign born openly
gay actor from some great BBC shows who got married not that long ago is
sure to ask. If you say yes, well, that is why he won't be married for long.
John
Barrowman
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#10**
This organization says they have a quota of "ethnic nominees" they allow.
When that number is reached no more are allowed. In case there are additional
"ethnic nominees" the board votes to determine which would move on to the
next stage in balloting for this award. Hollywood Foreign Press "Golden
Globes"
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#11**
This actress has been in this spot before, many times before, but it is time
to unveil her on January 1 and have her stop clogging up the blinds with
her presence. What you see below is not anything I have written about her
previously but is all brand new and when she is revealed she will be the
namesake of a prize I intend to bestow on all female drunk celebrities. I
think we can agree that Kiefer Sutherland wins the prize for ultimate male
drunk celebrity. Our actress is an Academy Award winner. Plain and simple
she has that going for her and she won't ever let you forget it. First thing
out of her mouth is that she is a winner. Like someone is going to take it
away from her. If you are ever unfortunate enough to cross our actress and
are not sharing a drink with her you will probably be subject to curses and
why you are in her way or blocking her light or doing something, anything
to tick her off. If you are drinking with her then she will be your friend
until she crosses an unseen line and turns into the quintessential meanest
drunk alive. Our actress is not a friendly drunk. She is a friendly tipsy
but that goes quickly. Our actress is fond of carrying a flask. Small enough
to fit into the tiniest of clutches or in the palm of her hand it requires
a deft touch to fill it. A request often heard by our actress during one
of her noon bar runs is whether the bartender has a funnel. If the answer
is a no, then our actress spends the next fifteen minutes slowly pouring
her favorite top shelf tequila into the flask to get her through the next
hour or two away from a bar or a bottle. The concentration she achieves while
doing this would make an Olympian proud. The fact that she can stop for a
minute to take a call and go off on someone on the other end of the phone
using words you weren't sure even existed except in some ultimate curse word
universe and then hang up and continue pouring again without missing a drop.
If she does happen to miss a drop she will be found with her head on the
bar lapping it up. If you think our actress is a joy to see after hours,
just imagine what it is like to work with her. Our actress rarely comes fully
prepared for the day and woe is the director who decides to shoot something
not on the original call sheet. Our actress likes perfection for herself.
She doesn't really care about the performances of others, it is all about
herself. Prior to shooting her most recent movie, the director and producer
were warned that life would be hell on earth if they hired the actress. Each
said that they could handle her and that she was worth the chance. Two days
into filming they were regretting their decision and two weeks into filming
they were regretting getting into the film business. Here is the favorite
trick of our actress on set. She films a her not liking it. When another
character starts speaking she will start talking over them and put her face
right in the middle of the camera and start saying fuck repeatedly to ruin
any chance the shot can be used and she can start from the beginning. This
is a regular occurrence on set but she is very good at using different words
and gestures throughout the day just to keep things fresh. After lunch is
not the best time to work with our actress because she likes to imbibe during
the lunch break. The best time to work with our actress is between 10am and
noon. The rest is all going to be hit or miss. The last director who worked
with her called her the most vile person to work with ever. She seemed so
sweet when she used to be on television back in the day.
Marisa
Tomei
143.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/12
You know that this award-winning superstar seems to have it all. Good looks,
some talent, a long-term marriage, beautiful child/ren and wealth and fame
beyond anyones wildest dreams. But do you know how she has the energy
to do it all? A single Class A drug that gets her up and keeps her up. Her
habit has gone from a once-in-a-while thing to an every day thing. We have
to admit that we are a little surprised about the depth of her drug use.
We know she smokes pot, but we never dreamed she would get into hard drugs.
Then again, given that her family and husband have a long history with drugs,
perhaps this is her fate.
Superstar: Beyoncé
Husband: Jay Z
144.
JUST
SAY JENN!!! 12/12
This west coast Real Housewife is desperate for fame and to become a 'fan
favorite'. She's not a newbie, either. We're talking years and years of failure.
She's done just about everything to reinvent her image, but it just flops.
Now her latest scheme is to shop this book proposal that makes Melissa Gorga's
book look like Tolstoy. It's supposed to be a sordid tell all about how she's
finally found happiness after decades of being married to horrible men, but
her exes have already sent cease and desist letters to every publishing house
ahead of it. The hilarious thing about this is that the ex husbands were
offered a book contract for a tell all about her. This should get really
interesting as it plays out...
Tamra
Barney Judge "Real Housewives of Orange County"
145.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/12
Could cheating be at the heart of a supercouple breakup? Everybody loves
a comeback. When you're at the top of the box office, your stock definitely
goes up. Idina Menzel/Taye Diggs
146.
SANDRA
ROSE 12/12
A certain glorified studio singer is rumored to be bisexual. According to
a well-connected source who is familiar with the singers sexual
proclivities, the 32-year-old singer began experimenting with women in her
mid-20s. The singers faithful Atlanta-based road manager is a known
lesbian. And certain members of her all-female backing band are lesbians
as well as half of her dancers. The source says the singer surrounds herself
with stud lesbians on the road during her current tour because she loves
the attention they lavish on her. The bisexual rumors have been floated for
years, but the recent addition of a certain lesbian to the singers
entourage has fanned the flames. The lesbian has no known source of income.
They are rarely photographed together, but the lesbian can be seen lurking
in the background of photos, sometimes wearing items from the singers
personal wardrobe. The woman has also vacationed with the singer and her
family. The singer reportedly introduces the woman to friends as family.
In the gay community, "family" is a code word to denote that the person is
one of us. Members of the singers vast entourage are careful to respect
the singers private life. When pressed for confirmation, they say they
never discuss the singers personal life. Nicki Minaj and Deb
Antney
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#1**
This former talk show host who is now aging and has had some relationships
with some very big people is almost three times the age of the famous offspring
she is sleeping with on a daily basis. Apparently the offspring is being
mindfucked to epic proportions and he thinks the woman is in love with him.
It is all made for tv movie worthy.
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#2**
This former A list comic actor who blew through about five headlining movie
gigs before falling off the fame map entirely still has close to A list name
recognition. He also holds the world record for being the drunkest celebrity
to ever drink at The Abbey. This actor got so drunk he literally had to be
carried out of the bar by four servers and placed in the back of a car and
then carried out of the car by people at his house at the other end.
Martin
Lawrence
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#3**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor from a very famous acting family was
stopping people in the street the other day in front of a club and asking
them if they had any coke. People just walking by and he was grabbing their
arm or crossing in front of them while shaking the entire time and trying
to keep a cigarette steady in his hand.
David
Arquette
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#4**
This former A list rocker who is now just a guy trying to get a job checks
into a hotel to go on his drug binges even if his house is just a few minutes
away. He says that it keeps him from doing drugs everyday. Yeah, just five
days a week instead.
Richie
Sambora
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#5**
This reality show contest judge sent her assistant outside to the car our
judge had been riding in and had the assistant scoop up the coke our judge
had dropped on the floor of the car. Scoop it up and save it. By the time
the assistant got outside, the driver of the car had already swept it out
of the car. The judge then screamed at her assistant for five minutes saying
it was the assistant's fault. For what?
Paulina
Rubio
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress who never seems to fade completely
away, is still hot and has her own show but no one watches it. She is telling
friends she is about to file for bankruptcy because her old closeted boyfriend
ran through all of her money and then more she borrowed because he spent
it all trying to establish a premiere gay men webcam model site. The site
never happened and his loan payments to her never happened either. Rachel
Bilson/Hayden Christensen
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#7**
He didn't have sex with twins, but this married B list talk show host did
have sex with one of a set of twins. Tell me again why his wife sticks with
him? Oh yeah, money. Tell me again why other women sleep with him.
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#8**
This former B list tweener who actually got her start on a network show rather
than a kids network got into a huge fight a couple of weeks ago with this
former reality show contestant trying to hang onto her fame. Apparently the
club they were at wanted to feature one of them, but only one and they started
screaming at each other about who was the bigger star. Yeah, the club just
said forget it and skipped that portion of the night.
Raven
Simone (girlfriend: AzMarie Livingston "Americas Next Top Model"
contestant)
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is scared of being cut off so her dad thinks
she has a boyfriend. She even spends the night with him in the same bed when
visiting the family. Even her sister doesn't know the real truth because
the sister would love to cash in double the inheritance. Rooney
Mara
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#10**
Divorce papers are imminent for this reality star/mogul who already has a
former porn star set to be the new public girlfriend. He has her stashed
because his associates are trying to clear the internet of her two porn films.
He is going to call her an Eastern European actress. HINT: He is a network
reality
star. PROBABLY:
Mark Cuban
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#11**
#1 - This former B list mostly television actor who is really good looking
and cheated on his wife everyday while he was filming that show that used
to be on that almost network apparently hasn't stopped cheating even though
he is dating a woman he had been cheating on his wife with. Great guy. His
latest mistress if you want to call her that, graduates from high school
in May.
Chad
Michael Murray (Sophia Bush "One Tree Hill") (and he was cheating on the
high school student with his current wife who will probably end up on the
receiving end of some infidelity down the road or maybe already
has)
#2 - This A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and the biggest star on the planet says from now on he will only date women of other races. I'm pretty sure he is still willing to date guys from his own race though. Oh, and let them live on the first floor. Behind the door he likes to call his "study." Tom Cruise
#3 - This A list super everything has one tiny secret she doesn't share
with the world. The former topless dancer she keeps on her payroll. She met
her when she was dating that A list actor guy and now keeps her around for
fun and her husband seems to enjoy her too.
A
list super everything: Gisele Bündchen/Tom Brady
A list actor guy: Leonardo DiCaprio
#4 - This A+ list mostly movie actor came closest to getting a divorce
from his long suffering wife when he started hooking up with this at the
time A list celebrity/singer who is still an A+ list celebrity with A+ list
name recognition who has kids. She was tired of hiding in hotel rooms and
threatened to tell the tabloids unless he left his wife. He said he wouldn't
leave his wife so they split.
A+ list actor: Ben Affleck
A list celebrity/singer: Jennifer Lopez
158.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/13
Each change in this celebritys appearance has been widely documented
over the past few years. Their multiple plastic surgeries have been so obvious
that we have nothing new to add there. But we do have some additional information
for you that isnt public yet! While its been all about the external
up until now, we have learned that our celeb has also been visiting other
doctors (not plastic surgeons) to develop a plan for some internal changes.
Next year, our celeb will begin a serious course of HRT (Hormone Replacement
Therapy). No, it has nothing to do with menopause. Up until now, our celeb
has been making changes gradually, viewing their transformation as a marathon,
not a sprint. Well, over the next two years, they are going to start sprinting,
with the final result sure to create lots of controversy. He is going to
fully transition to a she.
Bruce
Jenner
159.
JUST
SAY JENN!!! 12/13
These two women from a famous family hate each other. Mostly because one
is a great talent, and one got famous for a nice set of boobs. The 'pretty'
one has burned just about every bridge in the business, and after her latest
project tanks, she'll be hard pressed to land another gig. Years ago, she
stole a pilot for a sitcom from her talented family member and shopped it
as her own. It was almost picked up, but the network went with other ideas
instead. Well, at a recent family get together, the 'pretty' one bragged
about re-shopping this pilot and it getting picked up. The 'talented' one,
who has huge clout and respect in the business now said she will kill the
project dead, and let everyone know that she wrote the pilot 20 years ago,
and will have it made without the 'pretty' one's involvement. Melissa
and Jenny McCarthy (cousins)
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who will probably be an A permanently
just because of her name didn't let her marriage vows stand in the way of
making it very clear to the lead singer of this B list band with the catchy
name that she would be more than willing to fuck him all night long. Yeah,
those were pretty much her exact words and she was pretty ticked off when
he turned her down. I believe she used the word hack or something that rhymes
with brick when earlier she had been gushing about the music.
Julia
Roberts/Caleb Followill "Kings of Leon"
Julia
Roberts star-struck by Kings of Leon
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#2**
This still sexy but aging slightly former B+ list actress who has never been
afraid to get naked in a movie says she doesn't take drugs but that is not
what several people saw the other night. Our actress in a very very very
revealing dress was bent over a table exposing everything under her dress
while she expertly did a few lines of coke. She said she just needed a little
boost to get through the night.
Heather
Graham
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#3**
This B- list model who has had an A list name recognition year has not been
spending much time with her kid(s) over the past six months. After being
dumped by her celebrity boyfriend for someone younger she has been partying
almost every night and using a lot as she searches for another guy. The meth
is not helping her case. Liberty Ross
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#4**
This former C list model turned very recent C list reality star says the
secret to her multiple marriage success of marrying rich guys is that she
can finish a guy off in under 3 minutes guaranteed. Yeah, she is still as
classy as ever. Yolanda Foster "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#5**
This former B list mostly movie actress who is now the biggest spoiled brat
on the planet who won't be able to get guys to pay for her much longer and
then will be reduced to fucking 75 year old men and wiping their diapers,
tried to get a guy fired last night. She was chain smoking inside and a security
guard told her to stop. He told her more than once. He told her four or five
times and then said he was going to kick her out. Our actress crushed out
the cigarette and told the guy he would regret it. She came back a few minutes
later with the supervisor and said that the security guard groped her and
wanted him fired. When the supervisor said they should review the security
tapes the actress said never mind and ran away. She is the biggest fucking
bitch on the planet.
Lindsay
Lohan
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#1**
This former B list singer/celebrity/actress with some really big hits in
her career better not let her celebrity/athlete husband go to Europe. He
has a girlfriend who is pregnant and wants her to get out of the country
and have the baby somewhere else. You know, because his wife just gave birth
not that long ago. It looks bad. Hilary Duff/Mike Comrie
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#2**
This former A- list mostly movie actor from a franchise who has dropped down
to B list and will drop even further if his new movie bombs as bad as his
last one, has been out with a woman much more often lately not only because
of the new movie coming out but also because his boyfriend broke up with
him. You get tired of never going out and doing the same thing every single
day and night. The don't even go to a drive thru together. Nothing.
Taylor
Lautner
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#3**
This A+ list singer thinks she has discovered all of the kinks of her current
boyfriend but he is keeping one from her. I know she knows about his other
women and his other men, but does she know about the pre-op he paid $500
to recently? That little Asian one he likes so much. The one he was calling
the second his girlfriend was snapped leaving his place. Katy Perry/John
Mayer; Madonna/Sean Penn
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15 **#4**
I knew this still (barely) A list rapper who has kids with women, loves men
too, but I had no idea he was a bottom. Apparently so. I also hear he has
not been good about taking his HIV meds. Goes through bouts of being really
sick because of it.
Gucci
Mane
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#1**
This A list singer/celebrity/reality star is a huge tipper at the private
jet company he uses. He is such a big tipper that the dispatcher of the jets
calls our singer whenever the singer's wife uses one of the jets to try and
surprise her husband. The company has even been known to fake mechanical
issues until they notify the singer that his wife is coming.
Blake
Shelton
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress who is on a hit television show was
asked why her show doesn't have more people of color. "I don't have any friends
who are black so why should I be forced to have them in my show?" Lena
Dunham "Girls"
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#3**
This former B list reality star and now a C list celebrity was at a NOH8
event recently and said she was all for gay rights but it wasn't that long
ago she contributed hundreds of thousands of dollars to fight against gay
marriage and said it was a sin. I guess she follows the cameras. For the
record she is still completely homophobic.
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#4**
This very attractive B- list mostly movie actress is trying to do anything
she can to win back her A+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend. The thing is
she has been threatening to kill herself and hurt herself and the actor genuinely
feels like she might follow through on her threats. Or even kill him.
Eva
Mendes/Ryan Gosling
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#5**
This still not yet legal B- list mostly movie actress didn't do as much press
for her new movie as producers would have liked. Her parents were forced
to fly to Europe to collect the actress after she overdosed and was briefly
hospitalized.
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actress is scheduled to testify in a case where
it is expected our actress will admit to cheating on her A+ list mostly movie
actor boyfriend and other details of her personal life she doesn't want exposed.
Angelina
Jolie/Brad Pitt
(News
Corp phone hacking case)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#7**
This mid teens C- list celebrity offspring in a very famous family has a
girlfriend who is almost twice the age of the celebrity. Apparently her parents
see nothing wrong with it. Another great parenting job because they did so
well the first time around.
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#8**
This talk show personality is going to be ticked off. It turns out his former
hooker wife made some amateur tapes back in the day and the guy who made
them just realized who she is now. He is trying to sell them. This is kind
of ironic really. I think it is ironic. Could just be karma. Howard and
Beth Stern
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#9**
He might be one of the biggest names in the hip hop world but he is fast
running out of friends. You would think with the way he changes models like
most people change underwear he wouldn't have to hit on all the girlfriends
of his peers, but he does. It is why he doesn't have many friends any longer.
It's a good thing he made his millions because no one wants to work with
him because of either.
HINT:
He has been married in the past. Has kids and also hooked up with one of
Jay-Z's former flings which Jay didn't appreciate so Jay slept with the
significant other of our blind item
subject.
Russell
Simmons
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#10**
This A list female singer/rapper/former reality star was playing a private
party. When she found out how much the man was worth who was throwing the
party she wouldn't stop hitting on him and even told him to forget about
his wife. In front of this wife.
Nikki
Minaj
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#11**
A movie being delayed because it stinks is not that uncommon. This particular
movie has been delayed a few times and the awfulness is because of the constant
walkouts and missing people on the set. The movie didn't take that long to
shoot and it seems like everyone had sex with each other and got angry at
each other which caused some horrible acting performances and people getting
upset and taking a day off and in one case a husband showed up on the set
with a gun looking for the married former A list mostly television actor
who had been having sex with his thisclose to permanent B list mostly movie
actress wife. Yeah, he was upset. Oh, there is the former almost A list mostly
movie actress who is convinced she can turn a man straight. She is willing
to try even harder when the man is good looking and used to be married. The
actor who divides his time between movies and a really popular television
show though hated it and felt like he was being harassed and missed about
ten percent of the shooting days just to avoid the actress. If she wants
to give me a call, I am available. The male lead of the movie had his own
issues because he was being followed all the time by four or five guys who
kept telling the actor they were going to kill him because they rightfully
suspected he was having sex with their boss' girlfriend while they were on
set. All the time.
Movie:
Married former A list televison actor:
B list mostly movie actress:
A list movie actress:
Gay actor:
Male lead:
Boss girlfriend:
180.
THE
DAILY MIRROR 12/16
Which Hollywood actor is due to check himself into rehab in the new year?
The silver screen legend cannot go a week without his drug of choice (cocaine)
and regularly sups vodka from an Evian bottle
Anthony Hopkins; Jack
Nicholson
181.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/16
We just got some news about this fauxmance that was set to expire two weeks
from now! We told you that if things went well that the contract might be
extended after the initial month. Well, it just happened! The guys
team is discussing extending the contract for one more month. This means
that, as of now, instead of ending around New Years, the relationship
would end approximately the first week of February. Why the extension? Well,
the fauxmance accomplishing its objectives. It is helping the guy stay in
the headlines and is helping to sell his newest project. The girl is also
benefiting from the arrangement. To her credit, she has been easy for him
to get along with, and has been a real pro in playing it coy but still
cooperating in all of those public-but-pretending-to-be-private meet ups.
Not a huge surprise given that she comes from a family that knows how to
work the publicity machine. Needless to say, the girls side is absolutely
thrilled with the renewal. Keep in mind that fake relationship contracts
usually run for a minimum of three or four months, so the fact that this
one is only being renewed on a month-to-month basis indicates that the
guys side is playing it very conservatively. They definitely learned
their lesson during the last contracted romance for this same guy. Remember
that fauxmance? It occurred almost exactly a year ago. Is the timing a
coincidence? Nope. Last years fauxmance was designed to have exactly
the same impact that this one is: to boost two public profiles, and to sell
product during the holiday season. Besides the month-to-month extensions,
there will be another difference between last years contract and this
years contract. This time around, he will not be "exclusively" dating
and will be "seen" with other girls. Its all part of the "stud" image
his management team is trying to cultivate for him. Are you buying it? The
most important thing for his fans to know is that this relationship
like the one from a year ago is a fake. He was not interested in that
one, and he is not interested in this one.
Guy:
Harry Styles
Girl: Kendall Jenner
Last years fauxmance Girl: Taylor Swift
182.
NATIONAL
POST 12/16
The musician says the brothers decided to remove their [purity] rings "a
few years ago," disclosing that he lost his virginity at age 20 out
of wedlock. Jonas also writes that, during his time with the band, he dated
"a lot." A particularly juicy blind item is a former partner also
a Disney performer with whom Jonas used to "sneak out and hook up
with" in her car. "Some rumor came out along the lines of Teen pop
star seen in the back of a car, in a parking lot, hooking up, and the
write-up was kind of explicit," Jonas writes. "I kept thinking, Oh my God,
theres going to be video, theres going to be photos. The girl
was also in the business, and we thought we were screwed because we were
both working with Disney. It would have been the worst thing we could think
of happening to us. But nothing ever came out!"
183.
JUST
SAY JENN!! 12/16
This B-list mostly television actress and this B-list mostly movie actor
with A-list name recognition from a famous family, had a horrible break-up
after her affair with this C-list television actor was exposed. Her husband
was desperate to work things out and put their family back together, she
walked away and never looked back. He then went into a huge downward spiral
of drinking and drugs that he will be lucky to survive. His current girlfriend,
this D-list wannabe actress, is doing her best to trap him in marriage before
he bottoms out. An unplanned pregnancy got him on the hook for the next 18
years, and now she wants the ring to make sure the money goes to her should
anything happen. As of now, because the actor is still desperately in love
with his ex wife, everything will go to her and their child(ren). The D-lister
hates the actress because all he does is use and cry about wanting his family
back. It's gone from just heavy drinking and recreational drugs to the heavy
stuff in a serious way. Instead of getting him help, she's taking a page
out of the "LeAnn Rimes How to Trap a Man Handbook" and is doing her best
to provoke a war with the ex-wife over their child(ren). The actress has
always been known as a bit of an 'Ice Queen' but the kid(s) are her weak
spot. The D-lister LOVES to exaggerate her relationship with them and rub
the ex's face in it. This mean girl gold digger is the last thing the actor
needs at the moment. Courteney Cox/David Arquette/Christina
McLarty
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#1**
This multiple time network reality star wants the world to seem like she
is pious and believe the story she keeps spinning about her ex, but the truth
is she is desperate to find a new guy because she is getting kicked out of
her home and has been sleeping around trying to find a guy she can hook.
More like a claw really. HINT: She was on NBC for all of her reality shows.
PROBABLY:
Omarosa
Manigault (ex being deceased Michael Clarke Duncan)
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#2**
This might be the first time this B+ list brilliant movie and television
actor has been in the blinds. For years he has been faithful to his wife
when she was the only one who would stick by his side when things were rough.
Now when things are better he has found a very early 20's red head who he
met when he visited an acting class. They have been inseparable while his
wife waits up for him. With their kid(s).
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#3**
This former A list celebrity who stayed higher on the list long past his
prime because of his marriage is spending Christmas with his kid(s). He won't
be spending it with his step child who our celebrity raised from infancy
because he says that died with the marriage. Nice guy huh?
Peter
Andre/Katie Price
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#4**
This former B+ list actress solely due to her role in a franchise and is
now a casting couch B- lister is playing with danger. Out in public she is
dating one guy but behind the scenes is doing everything she can to hook
up with the best friend of her guy. Our actress thinks the best friend offers
a much better chance for fame and success than a "no namer" to "most scrambling"
to always find his next job.
Ashley
Greene/Paul Khouri/LIam Hemsworth
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#5**
Third time is not going to be the charm for this former almost A list
singer/celebrity who has been forced to make reality show appearances to
make ends meet. She thinks her new guy is the answer to her financial dreams
but he is getting tired of her unwillingness to have sex until they are married
because she says "it wouldn't feel right." So, much like her other serious
relationships the guy is cheating on her with a bunch of women he meets at
clubs while she plans their wedding. HINT: They are still planning that
wedding. A break up is imminent because she is still holding out. She lost
her most recent job.
PROBABLY:
Kelly Rowland/Tim Witherspoon
(fired from
X-Factor)
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#6**
This actor was previously a B-/C+ list take what he can get actor who is
going to be A list very soon. His marriage won't outlast the making of his
current film. The guy is already having sex with everyone he can as swarms
of women surround him on a daily basis.
HINT:
The movie filmed in Vancouver and hasn't been released yet. PROBABLY: Jamie
Dornan "Fifty Shades of Grey"
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#7**
This actress from Girls was banging on the door to a brownstone in NYC over
the weekend. Our actress was standing outside in the snow screaming because
her dealer wasn't answering his door. Apparently he was out of town for the
weekend and our actress wasn't thrilled. HINT: Not Lena or Alison
PROBABLY
Zosia Mamet
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#8**
As near as I can figure just from people who have slept with him and told
someone about it, this B- list foreign born mostly movie actor has cheated
on his A list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition significant
other at least six times. That doesn't include stories that have not got
back to me. It also doesn't include the 20 something times he cheated on
his last celebrity girlfriend. You have never seen someone so happy to be
so far away from his significant other.
B-
list actor: Olivier Martinez
A list actress: Halle Berry
Last girlfriend: Kylie Minogue
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#9**
This foreign born singer from not too far away who used to be almost A list
but hasn't had a hit for ages hooked up last year with the foreign born B
list celebrity/athlete who broke up her last long term relationship and they
have been hot and heavy since which is probably news to her husband. Nelly
Furtado/Steve Nash
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#10**
These two former reality stars who were on a couple of network shows together
used to think it was really fun to do lines of coke in front of high school
kids or other kids they would meet during their travels and make the kids
feel like idiots because they were not doing coke too.
Nicole
Ritchie and Paris Hilton
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#11**
This Survivor star from one of the first five seasons made a porn with her
daughter. They are both having sex with the same guy.
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#12**
So, apparently this B+ list mostly television actress who is on a network
show and her best friend who is also a mostly television actress with really
high name recognition are living a lie. The B+ lister is having an affair
with an old flame who is an almost A list mostly movie actor. They hooked
up back in the day before either got married. She is good in that regard,
but he is still married. The best friend knows about the back in the day
hookup. What the best friend doesn't know about is the present day hookup.
If she did she wouldn't ever speak to her best friend again. Ever. That would
make for some very awkward future projects.
B+ actress: Amy Poehler
Best friend: Tina Fey
A list movie actor: Paul Rudd
met on "Wet Hot American Summer"
196.
JUST
SAY JENN!! 12/17
This often struggling celebrity has the great fortune of several new
opportunities waiting for them in the new year. If they could keep it together,
and just let the team brought in to rehab their image work, they would be
set for years to come. The celebrity will cooperate for a little while to
get some jobs booked, but once the drugs and booze starts flowing, they're
back to their old antics. The recent split from their spouse is what is causing
the biggest tailspin. They are absolutely obsessed with what the spouse is
doing, who they are with, and cannot cope at all if those questions aren't
answered. The less they know, the more they use. She recently went on a bender
after pulling it together long enough for what could have been the start
of a comeback. The spouse showed up to support them, but quickly bounced
after the event to party and gamble, leaving the celebrity with a $15k bill
they can barely pay at this point. Keeping skeletons in the closet has been
expensive. There is literally no money left. The celebrity wasn't even going
to keep their upcoming commitments, but after the big casino tab, they have
to. It's an absolute nightmare to get them propped up for shows. The celeb
had an overseas deal pretty much inked after the 'comeback' performance,
but it's about to fall apart if the team can't get them to rehab. So expect
it to fall apart. The scramble is on. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
197.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/17
She may be a preachers wife, but many agree that ya cant take
the hustle out of this heaux. Dont believe me.. Just ask her former
partner-in-hoin with athletes and D-boys Khloe Kardashian.
Her hubbys faith in her has proven to be stronger than that of her
NFL ex-boyfriends. Were talking about Thomas Jones, whos
said to have dumped her after he learned about her sex-scandalous past. "Thomas
Jones loved having threesomes with her and random groupies, but he always
complained about her addiction to cigarettes
and her getting by wearing
stretch tight pants" She has her producer husband to thank for landing her
a role in Anchorman 2, but that could be all a part of their nuptials deal.
Know why? Because even though he claimed to be celibate during their courtship,
were told thats far from the real deal. Just ask Will Smith,
whos reported to have shared a bromance with dude. Gabrielle Union
is no stranger to our blind items days as a regular attendee of the
Smiths infamous Hollywood swinging parties. Now, Can you guess who
Im talking about? Meagan Good
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#1**
This former reality star/actress/singer who seems like she will always be
a gorgeous B list celebrity started making out with this current Real Housewife
at the table they were sharing. This was not a peck on the cheek. This was
full on I think they are going to have sex at the table making out. Meanwhile
the third at the table is a reality star on a show and she got up because
she said what the two were doing was wrong and that no two women should ever
kiss like that.
Carmen
Electra/Joanna Krupa/Lily Ghalichi
In Beverly
Hills
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#2**
At an event this week, the female celebrity I hate more than anyone right
now made it a condition to her appearance that any person who spoke to her
be removed from the event. Several people were removed from the event for
the infraction and our celebrity who really can no longer be called an actress
also tried to have two people removed who looked at her because she said
they looked at her "angrily." I bet the cameras don't show any of that though.
Lindsay
Lohan
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#3**
This D list celebrity who wouldn't be a celebrity at all if not for her husband
is going to be so busted when the paps turn on her and show him the video
of her giving them cash to show up everyday to get her on film. She is so
two faced. She is already planning ahead for her inevitable divorce with
documents and photos. That will be a great war unless he caves.
Hilaria
(Alec) Baldwin
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#4**
This former A+ list rock star who still plays but seems like a sideshow,
barely made it to an event with his wife. The former rocker shooed two escorts
out of a hotel room while he screamed at the front desk to have someone buy
him a shirt in the next ten minutes that didn't have lipstick on it or his
wife would think he had been cheating. Umm. HINT: He has never exactly
been faithful. He didn't get married that long ago.
Gene
Simmons"the Fundraiser" Brennan Rock & Roll Academy
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#5**
This former B list mostly television actor who doesn't get much live action
work these days was shooting a commercial the other day. A fan came up to
him while he was standing there and whispered in his ear. The next thing
you know the actor says he is sick and says he needs an hour and takes the
woman back to his trailer while the crew sat around doing nothing and put
the shoot over budget.
John
Stamos
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#6**
This former A list model who is now just a news filler or punchline to a
joke most of the time says that her boyfriend loves it when she has sex with
other guys in front of him. She told the story to some teachers at an elementary
school during a Toys For Tots event. No one ever said she is classy. Janice
Dickinson
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#7**
This Academy Award winning actress yelled at her celebrity husband in front
of a group of people and even talked about he can't get hard. It is not like
she would ever have sex if he did. It's why she loved her first husband so
desperately.
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#8**
This Academy Award winning actress was told by her almost A list mostly movie
actor husband, over the phone that he is expecting a child with another woman.
He has not seen his wife in well over a month. Catherine Zeta-Jones/Michael
Douglas
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#9**
This A list cable television talk show host is working on a divorce behind
the scenes. He doesn't want anyone to talk about it until it is all settled.
It looks like he has one or two skeletons in that closet he wants you to
think is squeaky clean. This is kind of a sad one.
Jon
Stewart
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#10**
The girlfriend of this A+ list mostly movie actor had no problems letting
other men know she was available last night. She said they would have to
be discreet. Her relationship is a tough one to figure out. I think he thought
he would need her for red carpets. Probably paid in advance.
Suki
Waterhouse/Bradley Cooper
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#11**
This Real Housewife from the southeast was doing line after line of coke
the other night. She might seem like a naive airhead but she knows her way
around a razor and rolled up bill. HINT: Atlanta. Likes singing.
Porsha
Stewart "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#12**
A nurse at a doctor's office is willing to quit her job if the price is high
enough to go on the record with a tabloid. The job? She is a nurse at a plastic
surgeon's office and knows who got what and when and specifically has lots
of information about that A list reality star who gave birth not that long
ago and a list of procedures the star has had done over the years including
nose jobs, two breast lifts (including one after birth), an augmentation,
two tummy tucks (including one after birth) several instances of lipo including
at least two since the birth of the child. It seems that one almost member
of the family had a little help in the lower extremities to make him slightly
bigger. Nice. The nurse also has information on this former B list mostly
television actress who has not had much work since her hit network show went
off the air. That actress had multiple breast augmentations including going
up a full size because her boyfriend at the time wanted her to look "more
like a porn star." That relationship lasted about three months. There is
not a month that has gone by in the past five years that the actress has
not come in for some procedure. There is the married celebrity mom who has
an A+ list offspring. The mom, who is married to a celebrity came in to get
butt implants and a breast augmentation and lift. What makes it juicy is
that the mom was accompanied by a man to the procedure by someone who is
not her husband but who she was making out with before the surgery and who
picked her up after and brought her in for the followup. There is the former
Tween star at Disney. Well, multiple ones really. The one who got naked before
has had a breast augmentation. The one who has been hooked on drugs has had
lipo.
A
list reality star: Kim Kardashian
Almost member of family: Kanye West; Scott Disick
B list television actress: Eva Longoria/Mark Sanchez
Married celebrity mom with A+ list offspring: Tish Cyrus/Bret Michaels
Disney breast augmentation: Miley Cyrus
Disney lipo: Demi Lovato
210.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/18 **#1**
This one is just weird. This over-30 film actor has plenty of notches on
his belt
and a strict ritual that he follows in the bedroom. Before
sex, you have to take a shower and rub a Purell-like gel over every inch
of your body. Then you have to allow him to "inspect" you. This includes
him conducting a full cavity search, complete with flashlight and a rubber
glove. No, we dont know what he is looking for. Recording devices?
Drugs? Lost car keys? Seann William Scott; Terrence Howard; Alexander
Skarsgård
211.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/18 **#2**
The female half of this famous celebrity couple is really pushing for the
altar. She is telling her friends that a marriage proposal is coming soon.
Thats what she thinks. Although he joins in on the lovey-dovey act
in public, he is privately telling his friends that there will be no proposal
until she keeps one very specific promise she made to him: to stop drinking.
We think hell be waiting on that one for a while.
Katy
Perry/John Mayer
212.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/18 **#3**
This celebrity couple certainly doesnt seem to mind photo ops, especially
on the red carpet. However, when it comes to breaking up, they would rather
nobody notice. So they are trying to quietly accomplish this during the holiday
rush. If there is an announcement (which we think will be casual), expect
it to happen in the next two to three weeks. And then pretend that you
didnt notice a thing.
Hillary
Duff and Mike Comrie
213.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/18 **#4**
These two celebrities are dating. He is the more famous of the two. The
relationship was originally fabricated in a publicists office (no formal
contract), but the two actually like each other, and are now really dating.
The most interesting thing about this relationship is that they have never
had sex! She tells him that she will only sleep with a guy after theyve
been dating X number of months, are seeing only each other, that fidelity
is so important to her, etc. While at first he found this annoying and a
bit provincial, he is now buying into it. He really likes this about her
and he tells all his friends how impressed he is with her moral values. It
makes him want her more. What he doesnt know is that she is actually
casually sleeping with another guy. The girl just loves a hookup. All that
talk about fidelity is just to keep her big fish on the hook. Its working,
too. Zayn Malik/Perrie Edwards
214.
JUST
SAY JENN!!! 12/18
This former B-list actress, had a bright future ahead of her, but the trauma
she went through as a child star was just too much for her to deal with and
she fell apart. If people knew how badly her parents exploited her, especially
her father, it would probably be criminal. So many things were covered
up...including being abused by a much older producer for a long period of
time, that resulted in a pregnancy her father made her 'take care of' a number
of years ago. Everything this poor girl went through was swept under the
rug. There are a handful of people who know...one of them being this A+ list
actor. After recent pictures came out showing the actress's parents parading
her around with a team of paps they hired, he was said to have blown a gasket
and wanted to know why they were selling pictures of their daughter when
she's barely functioning as it is. The rumor is she does not want to be with
her parents right now, but if she doesn't stay with them, the conservatorship
they keep threatening her with is back on the table. The actor is trying
to find a way to help the actress, but there's not much he can do right now.
She's not going to get better with her parents running the show. Look how
that turned out the first time.
Actress: Amanda Bynes
Producer: Dan Schneider
A+ list actor: Robert Downey Jr.; Ryan Reynolds; John Travolta
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#1**
This recently separated good looking movie and television actor was at a
club this week and made it clear to the women approaching him that he was
only interested in threesomes that night and to not talk to him unless she
was bringing someone with her. When women would approach he would stand with
the two friends who were with him and they made the women turn and pose and
then critiqued their appearance before deciding whether they would be allowed
to stay. He found his two women by the end of the night and took them back
to his place.
Taye
Diggs
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#2**
This A list reality star/producer/celebrity promised his main significant
other that he wouldn't hook up with any escorts or strippers until after
the new year. That promise lasted all of about three days. When she came
back home after shopping she said he was gone and found out later he had
gone to see a baker which is his term for a hooker.
Simon
Cowell/Lauren Silverman
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#3**
This A list model/B- list mostly movie actress has been in the news this
week. She says that she has finally realized that her husband just doesn't
like women and that he is loving his new job because he is around guys all
the time and never wants to come home. She told someone on the set of her
shoot that she thinks he found a boyfriend, but isn't sure. Brooklyn Decker
(nip
slip)/Andy Roddick
(Fox
Sports Live)
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#4**
This part-time (ahem) model says that at the after after after party (how
many afters for 6am?) for Wolf Of Wall Street she was enjoying some alone
time with this former A list mostly movie actor who is probably a B+ lister
right now. She says that he took a call from his wife while she was performing
a certain service on him.
HINT:
He was in the blinds this week. Was really big not that long ago. PROBABLY:
Tobey Maguire
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#5**
This former A list Tweener has slipped several times in her sobriety in the
past six weeks but is hoping she can get it all together in the next month
or so. Those close to her want her to go to rehab.
Selena
Gomez (About two weeks later she went)
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#6**
This former C list reality star/C list celebrity with A list name recognition
does drugs with family members and has been buying urine to pass court ordered
drug tests.
Brooke
Mueller
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress who has stayed on television
for two decades straight was with her boyfriend this past weekend when they
were pulled over by the police for speeding. The boyfriend freaked out because
his crack pipe was in the car. Oh, and crack and some other drugs. Apparently
our actress went ballistic but she must not have been that upset because
she went out with him again this week.
Courteney
Cox
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#8**
Apparently this RHNJ cast member used to offer nude massages back in the
day and one of the storylines this season is going to revolve around the
discovery of archived old Craigslist ads highlighting this former profession.
I don't know who it is either.
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#9**
This former A list singer/celebrity/mostly television actress may be about
to get married but it doesn't mean she won't have sex for songs because she
is the queen of it. She wants to be back on top again and even had sex with
a guy who had been married just two weeks.
Brandy
(she broke up shortly after this with her boyfriend)
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#10**
KINDNESS: This long time whipping boy on the site and A+ list mostly movie
actor gave $1000 each to ten different homeless people he came across yesterday.
Ben
Affleck
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#11**
KINDNESS: This B list mostly movie actress who is foreign born and gorgeous
and seems to appear in only one franchise paid for an entire family to go
to Disneyworld because her daughter told her the family lost their house
after they lost their jobs this year. She also got the dad a job with her
husband's company.
Kate
Beckinsale
226.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/19
This one is shocking because of the couple involved. They are both celebrities
and from the outside, are two of the most conservative-looking people in
Hollywood. They look like the kind of couple that you would want for your
mom and dad. If you didnt know them as celebrities, you would imagine
that she is a nurse who runs the PTA and rescues stray kittens, and that
he is an accountant who enjoys playing Scrabble and coaching his kids
soccer team. Well, behind the bedroom door, its a whole different story.
They are into threesomes, foursomes, role-playing, and BDSM. There is even
a secret room in their home that is used just for these purposes. It is very
well-equipped with everything from hooks to swings to floggers to shackles.
Crazy.
227.
HOLLYWOOD
STRET KING 12/19
This basketball blind item kicked Taraji P. Henson to the curb
after
he landed a Key to the Reality TV world. Though he did get the spotlight
he desired, that Key has proven to come at a big price! Know why? Not only
has his drug dirt and DL doings been put on blast, reports
reveal hes getting hit for TWO meal-tickets AND $5 million in real
estate and a ring. Dont believe me.. Just ask Ben Flajniks
cougar-sponsor. That cougar is said to have some heavy leverage on our blind
item. Were talking about a sex tape thats said to feature our
mystery man, co-starring the dude he was caught on camera rhymin with
and both of em were turnt the fuk up! Sources say thats
why our blind item remains tight-lipped over what he knows about those KKKeys.
Were told our mystery man has none other than Kanye West to thank for
introducing his basketball wife/baseball jumpoff who was playing the
court and the field at the same damn time! Just ask Malika Haqq. Our tipster
tells us hes been calling ex-girlfriend Lara Manoukian, who told Mario.
Thats before Mario told our source. Lamar Odom
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#1**
She might be young, but this almost A list tween television
actress/celebrity/singer is becoming quite the serial cheater. Three
relationships that ended with her cheating all in the past year. Maybe she
should just date.
Ariana
Grande
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#2**
This former host of a top rated cable reality show lost her job when the
wife of the producer found out they were sleeping together, has moved on
to an married ABC executive who thinks she would be great on one of their
reality shows when the network ditches the foreign celebrity who has had
a bad couple of months.
Former host: Katie Lee Joel
Reality show: first season of Bravo's "Top Chef"
ABC reality show: "The Taste"
Foreign celebrity: Nigella Lawson
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#3**
What celebrity/athlete/reality star has photos of his wife doing lines of
coke that he is threatening to release unless certain demands are met. Ruh
oh.
Lamar
Odom/Khloé
Kardashian
(this is what he says.. Khloe did use coke back in the day so maybe
they are from back then)
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#4**
This A list producer/reality show icon has a special relationship with one
of his current contestants. Her boyfriend is clueless but he will figure
it out very soon when he gets dumped. Hopefully she knows she will not be
the only dish on the icon's tray though.
A
list producer/reality show icon: Simon Cowell
Show: "The X Factor"
Current contestant: Sierra of "Alex and Sierra"
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#5**
This A+list diva knew she would be working all night but wanted a great pap
shot so she did what anyone with a bunch of extra money would do who has
a huge need to be in the public eye but has an even greater need to look
good. She paid $25K to keep her hair and makeup people on standby for 8 hours
while she was working and had them dress her and style her all for a 30 second
photo op at 5 am with the pap she had tipped earlier to be waiting.
Mariah
Carey (leaving
recording studio)
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#6**
KINDNESS: This C+ list athlete who used to be a reality star and had the
worst name for that mess of a relationship was just supposed to do what athletes
do and make some kids smile at a hospital. He ended up writing a $100K check
before walking out the door.
Kris
Humphries
(Celtics
spread cheer at Childrens Hospital)
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actress (now) on a middling network show which
I love, is married to a great looking foreign celebrity/actor. Where is the
juice? Umm, how about the swinging they did with two couples on a recent
trip. The celebrity/actor was all for it because he says it is the only way
to make sure a marriage stays strong. Yeah, well when one of the couples
ends up having naked photos lets see what you say then. The only photo I
have seen is the foursome fully clothed in what looks like a hotel suite.
Alyson Hannigan/Alexis Denisof
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#8**
"It was like a SNL version of Scarface. I was told to go into this room and
there he was sitting in a pair of boxers with no shirt on and what seemed
like endless rolls of fat because he was bent over a huge pile of coke. He
looked up at me with this look on his face like I was a piece of meat and
he was a lion. Coke was smeared on his face and then he pointed at his boxers
and told me to get to work. I think he wanted to look tough but he looked
like an idiot." An escort talking about this A list mostly movie actor who
has been known to be weight challenged and has flirted with A+ list. Seth
Rogen
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#9**
This B list mostly television actress with a middling hit cable show is the
only actress I have heard of who can gain weight while doing coke every day.
Kirstie Alley
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#10**
This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be with an A+ list diva is throwing
cash around like crazy this holiday season. It is all for show though because
he borrowed every penny of it from someone very close to him. She is living
in a fantasy world if she thinks she is getting it back.
B+
list celebrity/singer: Marc Anthony
A+ list diva: Jennifer Lopez
Someone close to him: "Topshop" Heiress Chloe Green
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#11**
KINDNESS: This height challenged comic actor with the very long career as
a B list television and movie actor bought dinner for an entire restaurant
two weeks ago. There were over 100 people in the place and paid for it all.
When the people asked for the bill at the end of the night they were told
it was taken care of but not by who.
Danny
DeVito
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#12**
#1 & #2 - This former A list mostly movie actor, still a solid youthful
looking B who used to be Mr. Consistent when it came to award nominations
every year, including at least one of the Academy Award variety said the
worst relationship he ever had was with this foreign born mostly movie A
list actress because she expected him to actually make an effort when it
comes to sex. He enjoys groupie sex because he can make them do all the work
and doesn't care about whether they are satisfied or not. Of course it will
be revealed. A bonus hint is he used to date this former A list celebrity/singer
who is still an A list celebrity.
Edward
Norton/Salma Hayek/Courtney Love
#3- This former reality star who has had kids with two separate A list men has just given up even trying to be with guys. She has always had women on the side but is going with women in a very public way beginning New year's Eve. Shanna Moakler/Oscar De La Hoya/Travis Barker; Kimora Lee/Russell Simmons/Djmon Hounsou
#4 - This long time game show hostess might be aging but that doesn't mean the barely legal male stripper at a recent party didn't get her hands on attention. And laps on and hands down and if she had any more to drink she was going to have sex with him right there. She did hold on to him for about 30 minutes. And by holding I mean she held on to him by yeah, you get the idea. Vanna White
240.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/20
Pictures of this Actor with a new lady love just shutdown those gay rumors.
Problem is now they're being replaced with backlash on his interracial
relationship. Hill Harper
241.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/20
This actor is able to do both comedy and drama, and has been in some of the
most iconic films of all time. He always seems to have drama going on in
real life as well. While some of it you know about, there are two things
going on that are not public. The first that his recent behavior is all about
the drugs. Yes, he is back doing EXACTLY the same things that he did before.
That probably doesnt come as a big surprise to you. The thing that
may surprise you, though, is what he is doing when he is not being outwardly
confident. He threatens to "end it all"
and take everyone with him.
His exes, his kids, his former business associates, everyone. His very elaborate
plans are like something out of a violent video game or a scene out of one
of his movies. Scary stuff. Charlie Sheen
242.
JUST
SAY JENN!!! 12/20
This temperamental, mostly television actor is known for the occasional meltdown,
but this latest one seemed to come out of left field. Nobody knows why he
would so viciously go after his ex, this C-list actress with A-list name
recognition. There was a pat story given to the media, but the real reason
the actor went off the rails was because of the current legal issue in his
life. The ex has been very involved in this issue, and would be called to
testify about a certain aspect of the issue she knows very much about. There's
always been rumors about this issue, but they've done a good job keeping
it out of the media. It's the central reason why the actor and actress broke
up in the first place. When asked by his lawyer how she would answer the
specific questions asked of her, she said, "honestly". It's the reason her
children with him are never under his care, and why a lot of his family has
nothing to do with him. We're not talking drug use or sexual proclivities.
This is some deep, dark stuff that is probably about to come to light for
the first time. He's mad that she won't lie for him. Bottom line. When his
team wanted him to at least check into treatment for this issue for a minute
to get out ahead of this bomb that's about to drop, he fired everyone. He's
trying to intimidate her by cutting her off financially, but she's a saver
that earns her own money, and it wouldn't make much difference anyway. She's
been the glue for almost everything in his life for many years, and it will
all fall apart if he alienates her too much. Charlie Sheen and Denise
Richards (child porn)
243.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/20
If it werent for Lenny Kravitz, ATLs Darp Studios would have
never gone on hiatus. Know why? A tipster tells us our blind item was so
whipped by the singer, he once shut down the studio to move to Miami "so
he could be closer to Lenny." Thats before sources say our mystery
man bumped a Latin recording artist, moving dude out of Miami and into his
Atlanta home. Though the bromance buddies now live together, that doesnt
mean theyre exclusively smashing each other. Were told theyre
all about sharing! Our blind items ATL crib is reported to be a current
hot spot for swinger parties
complete with molly and cocaine as party
favors. Dont believe me.. Just ask Colin Wolfe. Hes widely known
to get around the industry, and rumor has it that dudes just like R
Kelly
following an "Age Is Just A Number" motto. Ask Monica. Dallas
Austin
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#1**
This B list mostly television actor who has also been known to star in other
non acting type shows has a habit of talking about his sex life to his
co-workers. Apparently our actor is forced to call on a handful of escorts
on a regular basis, and by regular, I mean almost everyday he is working
to give him oral sex because he says his wife will barely even touch his
peen let alone do any kind of oral activity. He doesn't think it is cheating
either.
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit network show who
is a B lister now on a middling cable show was out shopping and no one paid
him any attention so he started causing a scene which got people to notice
him and then when they did he asked the store for some security and that
he was far too busy to handle the crush of his fans. Most of the fans had
looked up at the scene and noticed who was causing it and then gone back
to what they were doing. Michael Richards
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#3**
This foreign born A-/B+ list Emmy nominated actress on a crime initial show
was asked for some change from a homeless person this week. She said he would
just spend it on drugs and he said he doesn't do drugs and she said he should
because she would if she was homeless. She said she isn't even homeless and
does drugs so he should.
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#4**
This former A list mostly television actress who is not shy about getting
naked in movies and doesn't work much since her last network show went off
the air last year, showed up drunk to the Christmas show at her kid's school
this past week. Not just tipsy but barely standing drunk and had to be threatened
with a call to the police before she could be talked out of driving her kid
home after the performance. Jaime Pressly "I Hate My Teenage
Daughter"
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#1**
This former American Idol Top 2 finisher/winner with A list name recognition
was sweating off her makeup and had her wig on the ground as she hoovered
up line after line of coke at a club this past week. One of her breasts came
loose from the outfit she was wearing and she didn't even care. The only
thing she cared about was the free coke someone was sharing. Our Idol
finisher/winner didn't let anyone share. She did beg the guy for more. It
was quite the sight.
HINT:
At least she didn't overdose like she has in the
past. Fantasia
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actor with A list name recognition has failed
in his attempts to get his permanent B list mostly movie actress wife thrown
off their new movie. He has run out of ways to try and get her kicked off
without letting it be known he is the one behind the scenes so now he is
figuring out a way to quit the project. All that time spent with his wife
would put a damper on the time he spends with other women.
Antonio
Banderas/Melanie Griffth "Autómata"
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#3**
This B list actress who has had an A list year on a very hit cable show was
set to headline an event but canceled at the last minute leaving organizers
with no one to fill her spot. She said she would return the money she was
paid. Our actress has barely been functional with her drug addiction and
everyone is worried how she is going to handle an upcoming press tour.
HINT:
She has a new show this fall. PROBABLY: Anna Gunn "Gracepoint"
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#4**
This former A list reality star turned B list celebrity turned reality star
who likes doing other stuff too, passed out at a friend's house the other
day. She confessed she had not eaten in four days and had been exercising
several times daily.
Nicole
Ritchie
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#5**
This Academy Award winning actress has told her friends that she thinks her
relationship with this actor is over after he confessed to seeing several
other women while he has been on location. It seems our actress still wants
him though because she doesn't want to be a single mom. She says that he
can keep doing it if it makes him happy.
Halle
Berry/Olivier Martinez
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress who is only a B lister because of the A+
list name recognition does not have many friends. So, when our actress wanted
to have a party last week she had to call almost a dozen women she barely
knew to fill out her party. The actress always thinks people are better friends
with her than is the case. The party was really awkward with the two people
she actually is friends with doing the talking for the others.
Katie
Holmes
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#2**
This Dancing With The Stars pro has been trying to get three guys to go out
with her. The thing is even though she has had sex with all of them they
look at it as a one time thing. She texts and calls all the time and she
even offered to buy all three of them an airline ticket so they could join
her on vacation. She was willing to pay for it all if they would come. None
of the guys took her up on her offer. She is really nice too, just tries
way too hard.
Cheryl
Burke
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#3*
This former A list singer/celebrity who is probably still an A list celebrity
because of her name but a B- list singer had a great run but is back on drugs
in a big way. The thing that is scaring the people around her is that she
was off them for so long but is doing them at the same or higher levels than
she was before she got clean. During a performance this weekend she hit a
meth pipe before and after her very brief set and was a big mess and sloppy
and was really sad to see.
Courtney
Love
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#4**
This no-namer ran screaming away from a relationship as fast as he could
when this B list celebrity/actress asked him if someone very very close to
her could watch the couple have sex. It's creepy.
Julianne
Hough (brother Derek)
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#5**
Which wife of a Miami Heat player is sleeping with another player on the
team. The good news is it isn't Dwayne Wade so Gabrielle Union can relax.
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#6**
This D list celebutante from an A list celebutante family has been making
an a-hole of himself while on vacation and is having to pay three times the
amount for his drugs as everyone else would. No one will buy them for him
because he uses drugs that will find you in jail for a long time if caught
buying. A long time. Especially in the quantities he buys daily. Definitely
going to be in the 2014 death pool.
Barron
Hilton
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#7**
This comedy actor on a CBS show was heard yelling at his new girlfriend on
the phone a few nights ago. Our B+ list mostly television actor was waiting
outside a restaurant and screaming into his phone that she should be waiting
for him and not the other way around and that he was going to start dating
someone new if she didn't start doing what she was expected to do.
Will
Arnett/Erin David
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#8**
Apparently this former A list musician from an A list rock group who is still
B list because of his name and the history of the group, has spent almost
everyday he has been engaged to his girlfriend having sex with a different
woman. I guess this is how he gets ready to get married? Probably why he
has a bunch of divorces under his belt.
Nikki
Sixx (Motley Crue)/ Courtney Bingham
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#9**
This B list movie actress who still isn't legal for most things obviously
has found a doctor who is willing to feed her pill addiction. The actress
popped non stop pills and drank non-stop booze on a cross country flight.
By the end of the flight the actress was barely conscious and had her friend
help get her off the flight. Abigail Breslin
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#10**
This foreign born B list talk show host is married but has a friend he is
paying for some extra fun. She is very fetish friendly but only says our
host likes a good spanking and won't reveal any additional details. Her website
says she doesn't offer any sexual services, just fetishes.
HINT:
He doesn't have a talk show any longer. PROBABLY: Piers Morgan
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#11**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and foreign born is banned from her kids' school. She had a violent outburst
there earlier this year and is not even allowed on the grounds any longer.
Catherine Zeta Jones
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#12**
This frequent guest to this space is older than a Tweener but keeps on starring
in Tweener shows. She is A list actress in the Tweener world and C+ outside
it. She is in a show right now with someone who has had a very good year
and is almost A list outside the Tweener world. Anyway, our actress took
time off from having sex with her dealer to having sex with a married guy
she worked with and nearly destroying that marriage. Of course that is nothing
new considering how she has destroyed her own family too. When the guy she
was having an affair with finally managed to break free of her talons he
called it the happiest he had been in a very long time. Our actress has moved
on to another married man. This is how she keeps working and starring in
shows. She finds men who are married who are producers and starts having
sex with them so they will cast her and then starts making more and more
demands on them until they crack. The network she is glued to can't get rid
of her because she has so much dirt on every married male executive and producer
in the place that she can do what she wants and will keep working. Their
only hope is that she overdoses or something and then there would be a huge
murder investigation because about 10 guys would have a motive. Jeannette
McCurdy
265.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/23 **#1**
This girl from a famous family is barely in her 30s, but it seems like she
has been a celebrity forever. Shes had a few struggles in her life
(drugs, alcohol, etc.), but one in particular has reared its ugly head yet
again. If youve seen photos of her lately, she looks very thin. Cant
chalk this one up to a "healthy" lifestyle or exercise or a vegan diet. This
is a full-blown eating disorder. She is anorexic. Of course she will deny
it. Thats part of her disease. She has lots of responsibilities, but
the girl is well under 100 lbs and is so weak from not eating that she can
barely stand upright. Its really bad. Really bad.
Nicole
Richie
266.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/23 **#2**
This very famous Singer broke up with this Business Guy over a year ago.
He was really hired (Yes, hired) as more of a guardian than a mate. The public
was surprised when they broke up, though, because they saw him as such a
stable influence in her life. Not really! Well get to that. Business
Guy has since moved on to dating Young Actress, who is much, much younger
than him. Were not terribly surprised that she would date someone so
much older, because she was rumored to have dated a Rocker who was also much
too old for her. Does Young Actress know the real reason that Singer broke
up with Business Guy? Well, we do! And we wanted to give Young Actress a
heads up! It turns out that Business Guy has a serious addiction to a certain
prescription drug! Singer and her team flipped out when they found out. They
had been working so hard to remove everyone from Singers life with
any substance abuse issues
and it turns out that the very person they
hired to help do this was a drig addict himself! He was fired immediately.
Singer: Brittney Spears
Business Guy: Jason Trawick
Young Actress: Leven Rambin
Old Rocker: Steven Tyler
267.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/23 **#3**
This Hollywood actor is famous for his work, primarily in films. Although
he is not traditionally leading-man handsome, he is a great actor and tends
to steal every scene he is in. Because he is not usually featured in the
tabloids, you might now know a lot about his personal life. Typical pattern
for him: He books a film, gives his all to the role, gets so intense about
it that he starts drinking to relieve his angst, and then has to take some
time to dry out before starting all over again. Daniel Day Lewis
268.
JUST
SAY JENN!!! 12/23
This B-list singer is on the rapid decline, and a recent failed intervention
has left her team scrambling for a way to not only save her, but salvage
her career. The group assembled to try and intervene and get her away from
her toxic boyfriend included this A-list singer, who has remained loyal through
all of the bad behavior, and this C-list celebrity, and one-time BFF that
went through a similar trial a few years back. The B-lister is so close to
A-list status, she's about to throw it all away with drugs and cancelled
performances. They were hoping to salvage her career with treatment, but
she seems hell bent on torching everything she's worked for in order to please
her sometime boyfriend, who uses and abuses her. He's got her so messed up
in the head that she doesn't care if she loses everything...as long as she
has him in the end it will be worth it. She walked out on the intervention
and wound up at his house, but he was 'entertaining' and wouldn't let her
in. So she went on a bender. A bender that ended with her screaming at the
gate of the boyfriend's house. He had his bodyguards bring her home. Like
he always does. He let's her in only when he has nothing or no one better
to do. Then he passes her around to his friends.
B-list singer: Selena Gomez
Toxic boyfriend: Justin Bieber
A-list singer: Taylor Swift
C-list celebrity/one-time BFF: Demi Lovato
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actress who really needs her franchise to start
filming again to keep her A list status got hammered during a shopping trip
with her husband. She would call the bar and tell them she was on her way
up and to have two drinks ready. She would go up and slam them down before
joining her husband after her trip to the "bathroom." She did this three
times in about 90 minutes. On the same trip in a different store she was
heard crying in a bathroom. There are some problems in paradise.
Zoe
Saldana
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#2**
This former A list tweener who has not had much success in acting beyond
the show that made her famous might as well give it up at this point. Apparently
her boyfriend is forbidding her to be naked in any of her films or to shoot
any love scenes. She is only getting parts offered with love scenes or nudity.
She just wants to make him happy because they almost broke up after her last
couple of films and what happened on set which he says was because of the
scenes.
Vanessa
Hudgens
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#3**
This pint sized A list reality star was given a big fat check by a company
and they put her name on the packaging and she made one or two appearances
recently to promote it. Everything looked great with the deal until it wasn't.
Our reality star told some people at her salon that she hated the product
and they shouldn't use the product even if they got it for free. She has
to tell people she uses it though and loves the money.
Nicole
"Snooki" Polizzi (Zantrex-3 "dietary supplement")
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress on a fairly hit cable show says that
her current relationship is the only relationship she has been in that she
had not been forced to be in to keep her job. She says that beginning at
15 she had to sleep with a producer for two years on her first big break
and thought she was breaking away from it when she had her next huge cable
hit but the producers on that show were even more crazy because there were
multiple teens to choose from and if you said no you were gone the next week.
The show was written in such a way that any actress could be gone in a week
and not affect the story.
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#5**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor with almost A list name recognition
asked a nurse in a doctor's office if it was ok if he smoked inside because
he wanted to be able to be there for his pregnant girlfriend at her appointment.
The nurse said no. Our actor left the girlfriend behind and chain smoked
until she came outside.
David
Arquette
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#6**
This B list celebrity/former multiple reality star on network and cable doesn't
have a girlfriend. Apparently our B lister can't stand to attention even
a little. Whenever he has an event he hires a woman for the night to make
it look like he is living the life he always dreamed.
"The
Situation"
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#7**
This A list singer/celebrity has dropped from A+ and is headed to B+. Part
of the reason may be depression. Apparently she tried to kill herself earlier
this year with pills and has threatened to do so multiple times since then.
Her record label keeps someone with her at all times. Probably not out of
a love of her but for future earnings. Lady Gaga; Rihanna
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor got busted cheating on his B- list mostly
movie actress girlfriend. She had a spy on the set who she used to sleep
with and wants to sleep with her again. The A+ lister has been trying to
win her back and he eventually will because she is only with him for money
and fame and has several people she sees for love. Our A+ lister thinks he
is in charge of the relationship but he is just a toy being played.
A+
list actor: Johnny Depp
B- list actress girlfriend: Amber Heard
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#9**
This producer who has worked on many tweener shows has been notified he is
the target of a federal investigation looking into child pornography accusations
against him and he recently settled a case with the parents of a 14 year
old girl who he paid off to keep quiet about sexual activity she engaged
in while on set of a now ended hit tweener show. Dan Schneider
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#10**
This married foreign born pop singer who is trying to make a comeback has
been doing a lot of recording at night. She also has been spending a lot
of time with this male porn star who goes by one name and who is very very
large.
Lily
Allen
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#11**
This B- list mostly television actress with the very long name loves people
to think she is righteous and never does anything wrong. She is one of the
biggest blind item offenders and this week got drunk at an event and started
yelling at her married lover on the phone while everyone just looked at her
with wide open mouths.
HINT:
She was on "Gossip Girl" PROBABLY: Michelle Trachtenberg
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#12**
Look for this A list couple who I can't stand, to have to sell their home.
Oh yes, they will say they decided to live somewhere else, but the reality
is he is having some cash flow issues and needs to sell the house as soon
as it is finished. He hopes he can make it that long anyway.
Kim
Kardashian/Kanye West
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#13**
KINDNESS: This is about an actress who everyone loves. I believe she could
do no wrong in the mind of most women because of her roles and in the minds
of most men because of her looks. The thing that makes this B list actress
so great is that she does guy movies and the movies where a guy must be really
in the doghouse to attend. Behind the scenes she has had her ups and downs
but for the most part she has been who you want her to be. Imagine her to
be. Some very bad choices in men recently. One in particular who has never
said no to any woman at any time. Anyway, this is about the good she did
recently. Quietly. She was filming on location. Even though she was filming
for only a month, the production company had to lease the house where she
was staying for a year. The company figured they could use it again or use
it for themselves as a vacation house because it is in a really nice place.
What they had not counted on is our actress who from the first day she started
filming she was also helping out at a community center volunteering on the
days she wasn't working. When the community center got flooded because of
a burst water pipe she volunteered the house where she was staying for the
center and when the production company balked, the actress paid for the rental
for the entire year until the community center could be rebuilt using funds
our actress donated.
Rachel
McAdams
282.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/24
This story of a spoiled celeb comes to us from Readers Digest. The
story is being told by a guy named Scott Neeson, who used to work with the
biggest stars in Hollywood as a million-dollar-a-year executive at Sony Pictures
and 20th Century Fox. Neeson left Hollywood behind to create a charity to
save children who lived at the garbage dumps in Cambodia. This part of the
story describes a significant turning point for him, when he was working
in Hollywood and concurrently running a charity. From Readers Digest:
{{Within seven months, Neeson had rented a building in Phnom Penh that served
as a live-in shelter, hired a small staff, and rescued 12 homeless children.
He thought about moving permanently to Cambodia but was undecided. Then one
day during a visit, his cell phone rang. It as a movie star and his agent,
calling from a promotional tour Neeson was handling. "Scott, weve got
a problem," the agent said. Neeson, who just that morning had learned that
five of the children in his new shelter had typhoid, answered, "Whats
up?" "The plane the studio chartered doesnt have the right sort of
bottled water or the food we require," the agent said. "Were not getting
on until this is resolved." Then the star grabbed the phone and said, "Scott,
my life is not supposed to be this difficult. Fix it." That was the turning
point. Shortly thereafter, Neeson said goodby to Hollywood, as well as the
Porsche, the yacht, the mansion, and the salary, and started the Cambodian
Childrens Fund with his own money. Today, CCF provides housing, food,
clothing, health care, education, and vocational training to more than 1200
children and employs 445 staffers.}} Bruce Willis "Tears of the Sun";
Will Smith "Bad Boys II"
You can find out more about CCF
here.
You can read the entire story about Scott
here.
Just scroll down to Magazine, Readers Digest, Great Scott. Just a warning:
His story, while very inspirational, will probably make you cry.
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#1**
This C list celebrity/sometime actress from very famous offspring who was
with this former B list mostly television actor for many years has moved
on. Maybe. It appears from the outside she has moved on but then why has
she been asking her A list singer/celebrity if he would be interested in
her ex joining them for some bedroom fun. Our singer is used to two or three
women and himself but doesn't have much experience having another guy around.
C
list celebrity: Zoë Kravitz
B list television actor: Penn Badgley
A list singer/celebrity: Drake
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress probably wishes she could have that
franchise back that she tried to get out of back in the day. Now she is a
struggling B lister who can't get work and apparently can't get engaged.
Our sloppy drunk actress threw a drink in her boyfriend's face at a restaurant
the other night because he said he didn't plan on proposing any time soon.
She then called him a bunch of names before storming out.
Kirsten
Dunst/Garrett
Hedlund
("Spiderman" franchise)
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#3**
Apparently this B list mostly movie actor who would have been a mostly television
actor two years ago really has issues with commitment. Not that long ago
he started cheating all the time and bailed on a B list mostly television
actress from a hit show when she got serious. Right now he is saying all
the right things about his maybe soon to be nominated for an Oscar actress
girlfriend but things have got really serious and our actor has been spotted
at strip clubs more frequently getting special VIP lap dances with his choice
of ending.
B list actor: Nicholas Hoult
B list actress: Victoria Justice
Hit show: "Victorious"
Oscar girlfriend: Jennifer Lawrence
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#4**
This former model turned B list mostly movie actress turned into a waste
of space celebrity, has also run through most of her money. So much so that
our foreign born celebrity must stand by helplessly and watch her boyfriend
cheat on her with woman after woman. He brings them home and she can't leave
because she doesn't have enough money to buy a house. She would never rent.
The horror if someone found out. So far her A list movie actor ex isn't helping
out with cash either.
B
list movie actress: Elizabeth Hurley
Boyfriend cheat: Shane Warne
A list actor ex: Hugh Grant
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#5**
KINDNESS: Back in September a dog rescue place took on 18 dogs out of a home.
The dogs had been badly abused and were in seriously ill. The total bill
to treat these dogs was over $30K. The local press in the area covered the
story but fundraising was slow. Two weeks ago, this A list married female
country singer who has an a-hole for a husband quietly wrote a check for
$20,000 which covered all the agency still owed.
Miranda
Lambert
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#6**
Is sexting cheating because if it is then this talk show host is cheating
on his wife with this B- list actress/comic. Things have been hot and heavy
with the pair for about a month. They have always sexted but friends of the
comic say it has turned into serious sexting and that the comic is now obsessed
with not going anywhere she might not be able to use her phone because she
doesn't want to miss a text from the talk show host.
Talk show host: Jimmy Fallon
B- list actress/comic: Sarah Silverman
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#7**
JACKASS: Despite being filthy stinking rich and able to afford whatever toys
they want for their large number of kids, this B list celebrity/multiple
reality star and very good looking woman asked companies to donate gifts
to her family for Christmas. Yep. Instead of having the company donate gifts
to the needy or themselves donating gifts, our celebrity asked for thousands
of dollars of gifts from companies and got most of what she asked for.
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#8**
This A list celebrity/singer in the rest of the world got turned onto coke
by her almost as famous sister. The sister said the coke was great for dropping
her baby weight so the A lister started using it to get trim for a photo
shoot and a year later is a daily user. Kylie and Danni Minogue
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#9**
This rock legend is an A list and always will be. One of his grandkids is
going to have a messed up memory forever when they found grandpa sitting
on his bed passed out with a needle in his arm after grandpa passed out really
quickly. Steven Tyler
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#10**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor will always be A list. You never hear
about his kids. Well, that is about to change because one of them filmed
a porn with this rapper who has many many kids and wants to show the world
who he had sex with. He thinks it will be a big seller.
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#11**
This A list celebrity/reality star/former tweener loves to find women to
cheat with quietly. He doesn't trust any woman other than some escorts who
have signed agreements and been paid a ton of money. He thinks there is no
warmth to them at all so he figured out a way about two years ago to get
what he wants and hopefully keep him safe from being ratted on. It is also
kind of creepy. Our guy stays on the road a lot. In fact, even though he
is married, he is probably in a hotel room 95% of the time. Nice hotels.
Very nice. With rich families. Our guy seeks out the older teens traveling
with their rich parents. He finds them at pools and in the lobby or talks
a little longer when thy want his autograph or photo. Through some careful
talking and gauging interest he usually can find one a day at least to join
him in his hotel room. The teen gets away from the parent easily for an hour
and our guy gets someone devoted to him for no money and who is desperate
to keep his secret and pray they are going to be the next Mrs. Nick Lachey;
Mario Lopez
294.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/26
There is a professional athlete who was going to propose to his celebrity
girlfriend during the holidays. He had already purchased a beautiful engagement
ring and planned out what he was going to say in his proposal. Then, two
other athlete/celebrity couples announced their engagements. Our athlete
did not see that as a problem
but his girlfriends friends did!
Why? Well, its not because Couple 1 and Couple 2 stole their thunder.
Its because his ring doesnt measure up to the huge rocks that
the other guys were buying! His engagement ring is huge and gorgeous and
expensive (over $500k), but definitely smaller and less expensive than the
other two. Her friends, who helped him pick out the ring, are now all over
him to trade up to a larger center rock, claiming that he will embarrass
both himself and his future fiance if he doesnt pony up for more
bling.
Athlete:
Girlfriend:
Couple 1: Gabrielle Union/Dwyane Wade
Couple 2: Carl Crawford/Evelyn Lozada
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#1**
This former almost A list reality star from a former A+ list reality show
claims he is in a committed relationship and staying faithful. Yeah. Except
when he was out at that store in his neighborhood last week and a woman came
up to him and that night he went over to her house for an hour or two. He
showed up in a hat and sunglasses even though it was almost midnight.
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who got his start in television has
taken his career and walked away. The comic actor stays really quiet but
this past week he went crazy with lust. The married actor who has never been
known as a party guy was at two different gay clubs and had guys all over
him and was making out with guys right and left and had his own private strip
show in the VIP section of one of the clubs and was stuffing $20 bills wherever
he could find room. At one point the actor even had some special attention
from two of the men while the other three or four blocked the action from
the rest of the club. Mike Myers
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't work much despite the
Academy Award nomination/win had been dating a guy who told her he wanted
her to look less like a traditional movie star and more like a porn star
so the actress went up almost two sizes. Now the couple is on the rocks because
he has a wandering eye for real porn stars.
Renee
Zellweger
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#4**
This A+ list award winning song writer/B- list performer has a big secret.
Apparently she slept with the now ex of her bff. Her bff is an A+lister in
her own right and the ex is a solid B list actor. The two started going to
AA meetings together and one thing led to another.
A+ performer: Jessie J
bff A+ lister: Katy Perry
Ex B list actor: Russell Brand
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and will probably always be an A lister sent his wife home early from an
event this week because he was interested in having sex with this C+ list
celebrity/singer. The singer was promised a few things in return for sleeping
with the actor so she did. She thinks it will be a career boost.
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#6**
This increasingly out of control former B list mostly television actor must
be taking some new drugs because he used to be mild mannered but two nights
ago started slapping around his celebrity girlfriend enough where she fled
the house. She didn't call the police because she doesn't want to cause the
boyfriend any trouble.
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#7**
This Glee actress heard her boyfriend was cheating on her so she went to
his house and slashed his bed with a knife before throwing red paint on it.
Yeah. She is a keeper.
Naya
Rivera/ Big Sean
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#8**
For the third time that I know of, so it has probably been way more than
that, this A list mostly movie actor with a great voice who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee has made a private deal with parents of a minor. The
actor who is about four times the age of most of his sexual conquests has
made deals in the past with the parents of two 14 year old girls and now
a 15 year old. He always says he thought they were older and it must be because
he is getting older and he talks to the parents and smiles and apologizes
and writes a big check and no one ever says anything about him having sex
with the minors. One family said he could keep seeing their daughter after
he wrote the check and apologized. Morgan Freeman
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#9**
This breakout star on a television show not aired in the traditional manner
is doing her best to keep some photos of her nude modeling past from seeing
the light of day. These are not artistic nudes but are Hustler worthy. She
has a story planned if they are released that she was taken advantage of
despite a trail of e-mails from her to the photographer stating she wants
to go explicit to "make some noise."
HINT:
They are on "Orange Is The New Black" PROBABLY: Taylor Schilling/ Piper Chapman
or Uzo Aduba/Crazy Eyes
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#10**
This former comic actress turned talk show person has already bought an
engagement ring for herself and wants to start wearing it even though her
celebrity boyfriend hasn't even proposed.
Jenny
McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#11**
#1 - This aging foreign born A list action star is single and was dating
a series of college age women. Then one of the women introduced him to her
male roommate. What was a threesome has now turned our actor into being
exclusively with the guy.
#2 & #3 - This former CW actress who was fired from her show and doesn't work much, needs rehab but refuses to go even though this A+list celebrity/singer has offered to pay for up to a six month stay. Jessica Szohr "Gossip Girl"/Taylor Swift
#4 - This former A list tweener who has quite the year says she first tried Molly with her mom who said she always takes it before sex with the former Tweener's dad. Miley Cyrus
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#12**
This former A list singer/celebrity who is now just an A list celebrity who
does other things well too, was having drinks with her boyfriend at a bar
this week and when she thought he was starting to get too drunk said, "I
had an enema today for you so you better not get drunk and pass out."
Jessica
Simpson
(I just want to know if she was joking or not)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#1**
This B list celebrity mom and former reality star who is one of the worst
celebrity moms ever spent the night with this washed up former A list reality
star who will be a D list celebrity for a few more days until his return
to reality television. Considering they share something in common besides
kids and a love of booze, it could happen. Oh, and they also have seen the
same guy naked although under slightly different circumstances.
B
list celebrity mom: Dina Lohan
A list reality star: Jon Gosselin
Reality television show: "Couples Therapy"
Guy theyve seen naked: Michael Lohan
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress has a great name. That is about it but
she keeps getting parts. The best acting she has done in ages is when she
was caught making out with her brother but kept it together when the older
woman who caught them remarked what a nice couple they were. Chloe
Moretz/Trevor
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#3**
This B list celebrity with the A list look, says that her new plaything (former
A list celebrity/still B list celebrity when combined with something) is
willing to do anything and she has him dressing as a woman and putting on
hair and makeup and his fans would be shocked at what lengths he will go
to make the celebrity happy. Jenny McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg; Dita Von
Teese/Benji Madden
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actor who is thisclose to dropping to B+, was cut
off from the booze on a recent international flight. He was screaming and
yelling at the flight attendant before his actress girlfriend gave him some
of his favorite pills to put him in a more jovial mood. I'm not sure what
she sees in the guy who is going to end up dead or in jail if he doesn't
get sober and get some help.
Shia
LaBeouf/Mia Goth
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#1**
This A+ list singer/celebrity took it upon herself to watch over this other
A list singer/celebrity this past week. Not such a good idea. The A+ lister
couldn't handle the constant partying and what turned out to be a monster
coke fest and bailed on the "ill" A lister when she invited strangers to
their supposedly shared hotel suite. Things are not going to end well for
the A lister.
A+
list singer/celebrity: Katy Perry
A list singer/celebrity: Selena Gomez
Event: Britney Spears Las Vegas show
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#2**
This former B-/C+ list reality star who is a D list reality star/B list celebrity
has really high name recognition thanks to his relatives. Apparently the
good looking guy found another girlfriend. Maybe he will be able to get it
up for this girlfriend. The last two bailed on him after his excuses wore
thin after a few months. He needs to stop pretending that he is something
he isn't. Brody Jenner
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#3**
This former A- list mostly television actress who has not acted in forever
but is still an A list celebrity helped pay off the gambling debts of her
boyfriend by sleeping with a guy. It wasn't quite Indecent Proposal amounts
though. Apparently it was about $75K. I'm not sure she is worth $75K. The
guy watched too much television back in the day.
Pamela
Anderson (Rick Salomon)
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#4**
This former A list reality star/A list celebrity who everyone hated was dumped
by her dude when he caught her having sex with one of the most hated celebrity
males in the world. I guess her dude really did like her to even care that
she was sleeping with someone as nasty as the guy he caught her with.
Paris
Hilton/Joe Francis
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#5**
I think it was really awkward for everyone at Christmas dinner when this
former A list mostly movie actor went to go spend time with his girlfriend
leaving his former A list movie actress wife back at the table with their
kids and her kids.
Antonio
Banderas/Melanie Griffith
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **1#**
This former almost A list movie actor who split with his wife and watched
his career nosedive has cheated on his girlfriend for years. She still sticks
with him though and this week the couple were out of town and hired an escort
for two hours. No tip and our actor didn't participate. He just watched his
girlfriend while he was fully clothed the whole time. Apparently he spent
a great deal of time texting too. Ryan Phillippe
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#2**
This celebrity sister who never got the attention of her more famous sister
is slowly equaling their celebrity because the more famous sister can't seem
to book any gigs at all. That is not what this is about though. What this
is about is the frequent doctor visits the lesser sibling makes. Many many
doctor visits. All over town. Somehow she ends up with prescriptions from
each. The pills combined with the booze she drinks on a regular basis is
causing people to wonder if she might overdose. People who saw her right
before Christmas didn't even recognize her because of how she has changed.
Haylie Duff
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#3**
This married to an actress B list mostly television actor who is lucky to
be working full-time, took one of his kids with him when he went to a porn
star's house to have sex with her. The porn star said he told her that his
kid would just take a nap or watch television and they needed to hurry because
his wife expected him home soon. Despite all that, the porn star still had
sex with him because she is hoping for a part on his show. Brian Austin
Green
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#4**
This aging but not old B- list mostly television actress who is only B- because
she is on a huge cable hit show was at a restaurant on Friday night and ordered
dinner. Ten minutes later her date arrived and when he found out she already
ordered dinner he went ballistic and started berating her in front of several
other diners. This went on for three or four minutes and he kept bringing
it back up all night while also asking how come she was not being affectionate.
Edie Falco; Katey Sagal
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#5**
This A+ list diva/singer/celebrity refused to meet with this A+ list reality
star and has been hiding out for fear of being ambushed by the reality star
and cameras. Apparently the diva is being pressured to at least take some
photos with the reality star but she knows they will just be used to make
people think they are bff. The diva can't stand the reality star.
Mariah
Carey/Kim Kardashian (both in Aspen)
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#6**
This former A list tweener was out to eat this weekend and tried to get a
table at a very very popular place. It was lunch and she pushed her way to
the front of the long long line of people waiting to get a table or there
with reservations. The now B- list mostly movie actress told the hostess
there would be two people and they would like a table by the window. The
ensuing conversation went as you would expect it would and the actress screamed
as she was leaving that she would never eat at the place. Umm, yeah, but
your assistant will go get a to go order the next day and bring it you huh?
Selena
Gomez
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#7**
This Academy Award winner/nominee who is a former A list actor is still making
his girlfriend have sex with his son. The girlfriend has blown through all
her money so depends on the actor for everything. The actor just gets worse
everyday. Nicolas Cage; Ryan ONeal
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#8**
This B list reality star/B list celebrity had a friend come over to her house
this weekend carrying a huge duffel bag. Inside the bag were several bottles
of booze and some pot. When the friend left they carried out empty bottles
of booze. Nice little scam she is running. This would be a great time to
give her a drug test.
Jenelle
Evans "Teen Mom"
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#9**
This actress who plays a mother on a current children's cable show is living
with a guy who plays her son on the show.
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#10**
This B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition is on vacation
with her husband. She found out he was cheating while on the plane. Well,
it is not the first time for either. Catherine Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas;
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds; Isla Fisher/Sacha Baron Cohen
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#11**
This reality star offspring who is a minor wants out of the family show but
apparently mom won't let her.
Kylie
Jenner
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#12**
A few weeks ago in NYC this A+ list mostly movie actor walked into a store
with three of his friends. One of the friends is a former almost A list actor
who really has scrambled for roles the past couple of decades. Over the course
of an hour the four people went in and out of the store three times. At the
end of their visits the store was missing two jackets. One of the jackets
cost $65K and the other jacket about half that amount. No one noticed the
items were stolen until they showed up missing during an inventory check
right before Christmas. The surveillance video was looked at and on six separate
cameras were our actor and his friends walking out of the store with the
jackets. The owner of the store called our actor's people and sent them a
copy of the video which the owner also keeps on his phone and is happy to
show anyone who buys him a drink. The actor's people said they were just
random friends our actor met a club. Umm, they are the same group of people
he has been running with for years. Apparently they have run this little
scam before. Not so much to make money but just to get a little rush. After
some back and forth and a little warning about TMZ maybe getting the videos
our actor paid for the items.
A+
list actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
Former A list actor: Lukas Haas
328.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/30 **#1**
Remember how one or more NFL players were rumored to be thisclose to coming
out of the closet earlier this year? Well, the situation for one of them
just turned ugly! This player, who is one of the sports biggest stars,
was sure and then unsure that he wanted to come out. A lot
of the pressure for him to come out was being put on him by his boyfriend.
Long story short: Lots of hinting on social media, lots of fighting, the
athlete backed out, the couple broke up, and the boyfriend moved out. But
it didnt end there! And we have lots of new information about what
is going on behind the scenes! The athlete is now panicking because the
ex-boyfriend refuses to go quietly! The ex not only wants back into the
relationship
. he still wants the athlete to come out! There is an entire
team of lawyers and publicists all over this one, but the usual measures
to keep an ex quiet arent working with this one. A law suit would make
it all public, and a huge payout (were talking seven figures) was rejected.
Why is the player balking about coming out? There are actually five major
reasons:
1. He does not want the notoriety of being the first NFL player to come out.
(Although he has privately said that he would be OK coming out if a bunch
of other guys did it first)
2. He plays for a team that is not located on one of the coasts, so his
teams fans are much more traditional (read: conservative). He fears
being booed both on and off the field.
3. He is concerned that some teammates would not support him off the field
and that some might even do something detrimental to him on the field (e.g.
not throw a block when they should) that could result in a career-ending
injury.
4. He does not want to lose his current endorsement deals.
5. He is a devout Christian, and he fears being ostracized by some members
of his family and other members of his faith.
Yes, that sure is a lot of drama packed into one outing! Maybe he could lighten
the mood by getting Justin Bieber to photobomb the announcement? Of course,
a little victory dance after the announcement would also be awesome!
Athlete:
Aaron Rodgers
Team: Green Bay Packers (#12/Quarterback)
329.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/30 **#2**
This actress is half of a married celebrity couple. He is a much bigger star
than she, and most of the films from which you remember her probably starred
her husband and featured her in a much smaller role. With that discrepancy
in fame, there must be something that attracted him to her in the first place.
Is she extraordinary beautiful? No. Extraordinarily nice? Definitely not!
She is especially nasty to people in the service industry, especially retail
clerks and waiters. During a recent lunch at a well-known Hollywood restaurant,
the server didnt understand one of her complicated orders and asked
for clarification. The actress loudly said to her, "Are you stupid?" When
the waitperson answered, "No." The actress replied, "Well either you have
a learning disability or you are a total moron." Then she made the server
get the manager, and made the manager get the managers manager, and
on up the chain, telling each one that the person below them had offended
her, that they have no right serving the public, and that they should be
fired. This exchange was typical for her. While older service people in Hollywood
are used to her offensive and abusive behavior and avoid her, she has reduced
more than one young retail clerk or server to tears. Given that her husband
has a reputation for being one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, it is baffling
to us as to why her chose her as a partner. And if anyone out there does
know why she treats service people so badly, tell us about it!
Actress: Rita Wilson
Actor/Husband: Tom Hanks
330.
JUST
SAY JENN!!! 12/30
This C-list celebrity with A-list name recognition just won't give it a rest.
They will save face at all costs, even if the rest of the world knows what
a lout their spouse is. There could be hard, photographic evidence of this
person cheating, and our celebrity would be staging their signature 'happy
family' photo ops in the next breath. They should cut them loose, but they
never will. Well, the holidays were a terse time in that 'happy' household.
Their spouse spent most of their time with their kids from another relationship
and their friends, and barely paid attention to the celebrity trying desperately
to have just one last holiday together. The celeb even went and got the spouse's
children from another relationship incredibly extravagant gifts and wrote
'From Mom and Dad' on the gift tags. This caused a huge row with the spouse's
family because as much as the kids love the celebrity, they have no respect
for boundaries. The night ended with the celebrity locked in their bedroom,
and everyone going back to the home of the spouse's family. The family vacation
will go on as planned, but the spouse will have separate quarters for themselves
and the kids. Not Tori and Dean. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibriani
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#1**
This almost A list mostly movie actor who some would probably consider A
list was held by police in a country in South America this week for several
hours until he paid for the damage he caused to a woman he beat because she
wouldn't do what he wanted during sex. Apparently the actor's girlfriend
was in the room at the time and was questioned at the scene but released.
An ambulance was called to the hotel and the police came with the ambulance.
Shia
LaBeouf (in Brazil)
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#2**
This Royal Family member was entertainment for some passengers on a yacht
who watched her having sex on the beach with a guy she met only hours earlier.
Sun and booze will do that to you. Do you think her protection people just
look away?
Princess
Beatrice
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#3**
Much to the chagrin of his female seat mate, this A list mostly movie actor
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee watched porn for his entire flight
and would excuse himself every 15 minutes to go the bathroom. Since he was
in the window seat he had to keep getting by the woman on the aisle. Meanwhile
our actor would leave his laptop up and running while he was gone with the
porn also up and running. In case you are curious, it was straight porn.
James
Franco
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#4**
This former A list reality star who had been a B list singer/celebrity and
is now back to reality because his singing needs to be with a group, asked
to see a supervisor at the airport the other day. It turns out our celebrity
wanted a free upgrade for one of the two seats he needed. When the supervisor
said no, our celebrity asked his wife if she was sure she needed first class
before he paid the money. His wife said if they don't travel first class
then they can't travel. It wouldn't look right to be back in coach.
Nick
Lachey
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#5**
Two women at a restaurant bar had this Academy Award winner/nominee actor
kicked out of the bar area because he wouldn't stop hitting on them. The
two college students said the actor, who used to be almost A+ at one point
in his career, kept touching them and giving them unwanted massages and inviting
them back to his place. Maybe so they could inject him with botox? Steroids?
The guy is creepy and since his girlfriend dumped him he has got worse.
Mickey
Rourke
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#6**
Kindness: Never let it be said that I am not fair to people. I don't like
this reality star turned singer turned actress but she did good so deserves
to be recognized. The actress, and I use that term loosely and if you have
seen her movies you would too, although I am hoping you saved your money
helped out a homeless man the other day. As our actress walked by the guy
he was having a seizure and several other people had walked by or pretended
not to notice. Our actress ran over to the guy and held him down so he wouldn't
hurt himself and seemed to know exactly what she was doing and stopped some
guy who was walking down the street and told him to call 911. The guy walking
down the street mimed that he was on a call and couldn't but the next person
did. That person who did stop to call 911 also said that she heard the actress
say she knew where the other guy worked and was going to call his boss and
tell him what an a-hole he was about the situation. The ambulance came and
I don't know what happened to the homeless guy except the paramedics said
he would be fine.
Julianne
Hough
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#7**
This A list female talk show host was prescribed some pain pills recently
but told the doctor hers were better and she had plenty to spare. The doctor
then asked if she ever combined her pills with booze and she said like candy.
Our talk show host then said something about it being what she is best at.
It was a really sad situation that she tried to make light of but the person
in the room who heard it said the whole conversation was extremely sad.
Chelsea
Handler
(broke
her ankle skiing)
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#8**
This weekly tabloid killed a story about an A+ list Academy Award winning
mostly movie actor cheating on his almost A list mostly movie actress wife
after an editor said the story wasn't sourced enough. The fact is the editor
killed the story after the actor agreed to come to a poker party at the editor's
house.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#9**
This Academy award winning actor is an A lister but most people don't rush
out to see his movies. He makes what he wants and if you don't like it he
doesn't care. The actor said he was in a surfing accident this weekend but
what happened is he got drunk and got into a fight with a guy half his age
who decked the actor and knocked him out cold. The actor had been smoking
in front of the other guy's pregnant girlfriend and wouldn't stop blowing
smoke their way.
Sean
Penn (vacationing in Hawaii)
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#10**
This B list mostly television actor who is really good looking and is very
single after his wife left him because he couldn't stop cheating, was trying
to score the other night at the place he is staying. The actor was trying
to have sex with a woman but her friend was drunk and kept puking in the
next room. The actor finally got tired of his potential sex conquest helping
out so just kicked the pair of them out. Didn't even call them a cab.
Taye
Diggs
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#11**
This Million Dollar Listing realtor tried to buy lunch for a table of ten
this week and his card was declined. The next one too. Eventually someone
else had to pay.
Luis
Ortiz "Million Dollar Listing New York"
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#12**
This A list talk show host/reality star almost quit his most recent job when
he found out who he would be working with. The kindest term he has used for
her in the past 24 hours is the c word. In fact, that is how he refers to
her. "NBC's New Year's Eve With Carson Daly" with Mariah Carey
(Mariah
Carey meltdown on TRL - July 19, 2001)
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#13**
This permanent A list MLB athlete complained to friends the other day that
he actually had to pay for a threesome. Apparently he used to be able to
get them for free but women don't think he is that big of a star any longer
or don't know who he is. Well, maybe if he played more than a couple of handful
of games last year they would know. NOT A-Rod.
Derek
Jeter
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#14**
This A list comedian and former A list television actor who will always be
A list in my mind even if he is a bit crazy, was hoarding his coke at a NYC
club recently but freely sharing his pot and even inviting strangers to smoke
it with him. Inside. The owners didn't seem to care. They were happy to have
him in the club.
Dave
Chapelle
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#15**
For the past few days this former A list mostly movie actor who crashed and
burned because of a big budget movie that tanked has been getting some attention
from drink servers who recognize him from his latest television project.
Apparently he is a big tipper and hasn't learned his lesson about unprotected
sex. Two waitresses said he insisted on no protection. Doesn't anyone learn.
Owen Wilson and Jude Law continue to do the same thing. Don't even get me
started on Lil' Wayne.
Emile
Hirsch ("Speed Racer") ("Bonnie & Clyde")
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#16**
Kindness: This Food Network mainstay who is probably the best part about
the network donated and raised almost $1M last year to fund a cooking program
in his hometown where underprivileged high school students can take classes
after school and get a job if they want it or just give them something to
do to stay out of trouble.
Alton
Brown
347.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/31 **#1**
Fans of this Actor and Actress have always wanted to see them together in
real life. Well, they are together
but very quietly! Will we ever hear
any sort of announcement from them about the status of their relationship?
Probably not. They have both always been rather vague about their personal
relationships with other people. Neither one talks about their exes. The
Actor never even announced his divorce from his wife (who is also a celebrity)!
It seems that they like being as mysterious off screen as they do on screen.
But fans will probably be thrilled to know that they just spent the holidays
together in a warm, beachy place. Just the two of them and their kids. The
couple reportedly shared a room. One bed.
Actor: David Duchovny
Actress: Gillian Anderson
Actors Ex-Wife: Téa Leoni
348.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/31 **#2**
Some people like to use powdered laundry detergent. Some people like to use
liquid. What happens if you use too much powder and too much liquid and overload
the machine? You wind up with laundry room full of suds that needs to be
cleaned up. This girl has been using too much powder and too much liquid.
Fortunately, she has recognized the problem before her machine overflows.
She is already getting help privately, and she is not going to make a big
deal about it. Weve heard some really crazy rumors over the past couple
of weeks about her and we are going to address ALL of them at once. Here
we go: Her ex doesnt matter. She never showed up at his house and made
a scene. Ticket sales were very good. She does not have some devastating
disease. She isnt sleeping around. She does not have an STD. She is
not pregnant. She did not OD. There was no celebrity intervention. And any
outlet that reports ANY of these things is just trying to add drama to the
situation. This girl is talented, she works really hard, and she is one of
the nicest people in the business. She is taking care of her health and her
well-being. We are rooting for her!
Selena
Gomez
349.
JUST
SAY JENN!! 12/31
This A-list Oscar winning/nominated actress has had a little trouble maintaining
her 'girl next door' image for the last year, after working for years to
keep her persona as the public sees her unblemished, and a recent tirade
at an awards banquet isn't going to help matters. She was being honored by
a major publication alongside this B-(almost A) list 50/50 television and
movie actress who is also an Oscar winner/nominee. One could even argue that
in the last five years, this actress has had more box office success and
critical acclaim than the A-lister. She's only B-list because she doesn't
'play the game'. Well, at this banquet, it was time to go on stage for the
photo op with the editor and publisher while holding their awards. The A-lister
was less than gracious about posing next to the B-lister because she felt
that the B-lister ruined the shot. She's very particular about the way she's
photographed, even mug shots, and didn't want someone she deemed less than
worthy of her photo standing next to her. She pushed the B-lister to the
back and hogged the spotlight. Because the B-lister is a class act, she didn't
make a big deal about it on stage, but in the photos, you can see the tears
in her eye. After the presentation as everyone was leaving, the B-lister
did have the last word, though. The B-lister got a photo op with this A+++
legend, who called her beautiful and they schmoozed for over twenty minutes.
The A-lister went over to say hello, and while the legend was gracious, couldn't
quite place who she was. The B-lister quipped, "Oh...that's a shame, I guess
she's not a fan of (insert cheesy movie that actually made the A-lister a
star)." The legend then went on to ask if the A-lister was one of the B-lister's
costars in her big movie. The A-lister stomped away. America's sweetheart,
and all.
A
Lister : Reese Witherspoon
B Lister (Really A List): Melissa McCarthy
POSSIBLY:
A++++ : Kathy Bates
"ELLE Women in Hollywood"
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