NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/01
She was a regular girl who met a very famous pop star a few years ago at
a casual dining restaurant in Miami a few years ago. Their two tables hit
it off, and long story short she wound up spending the night
at his hotel room. She found out that she was pregnant soon after. She had
a steady boyfriend at the time and the couple assumed that the boyfriend
was the father. When the DNA tests came back, though, they discovered that
he was not biologically related to the child. Since then, the baby has grown
into a happy, healthy child
who looks exactly like the pop star in
his childhood pictures! The mom has been hesitant to contact the pop star
(who doesnt even know that she became pregnant around the same time
that they had their one night stand) because she is very worried that it
will become a big international scandal if she does. The mom and child live
quietly in Europe now, so that may provide them a little insulation against
an onslaught of media attention. Since celebrities have babies out of wedlock
all the time, you might be wondering why this story would command such attention.
Simple: At the time of conception, the pop star was only in his mid-teens!
Justin
Bieber
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#1**
These former B list mostly movie actresses and now desperate to work, hate
each other because they compete for the same men. Neither one of them can
make a living without generous financial support from certain guys and there
is a very limited pool of men who want washed up alcoholic, drug abusing
actresses well past their prime.
Lindsay
Lohan/Tara Reid
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#2**
It has been a long time since there was a multiple choice in one of the blind
items. I think I have done it previously, but honestly, don't remember when.
When the Tony Awards were announced, one of the names below went ballistic
when they found out they had not been nominated. The person yelled at their
agent and then manager and then someone very close to them and said some
of the most vile things you could ever imagine. I knew they had a temper,
but not like this. Katie Holmes; Jessica Chastain; Alec Baldwin; Jim Parsons;
Bette Midler; Scarlett Johansson. I know you are all thinking Alec Baldwin
so you can eliminate him, because, although he might have gone crazy, he
is not the one I know about for this.
Jessica
Chastain
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#3**
This former B- list mostly television actress who converted to a reality
star before doing, well, not really much of anything except being famous
is trying a new venture. One slight problem is that she has no money for
the venture so she is trading sex for the capital. She thought she had a
partner for the venture but he backed out when he found out what she really
wanted because he did not want to be associated with her in the venture because
he does not think she will succeed. So, she found someone else. She is proving
she will do just about anything and anyone to make this venture happen.
Pamela
Anderson
(former
NHL player Geoff Courtnall proposed $50-million, 83-unit residential project
called Arcadia at Oyster Bay)
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#4**
This controversial former reality star who had a very high profile relationship
claims he is sober. Apparently his definition of sober does not match the
rest of the world's definition of sober. Unless of course booze is allowed
in his definition. Lots of it lately. Jesse James
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor is rich and has a drug problem. He is
also inventive. Apparently instead of sending people to buy drugs for him,
he now has a group of people who actually make the stuff just for him and
has a direct pipeline. This would also explain his not too distant out of
the country trip he took to a known drug country.
Charlie
Sheen
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#6**
According to a European model/escort who is trying to sell her story and
two photos to tabloids, she was completely naked and had just had sex with
this A list former Tweener when he was Skyping with his on again/off again
celebrity girlfriend. The model was standing in front of the laptop so she
could not be seen by the webcam and has photos.
Justin
Bieber/Selena Gomez
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01 **#7**
This actress is B- list. I'm really stretching it there. The only reason
she gets that high of a grade is because of one role on a hit show. Current
role, but she has not done much before, but one can expect she will do more
after the role ends which should be in another season or two at the very
most. I spoke to one of her friends the other day and they said she has always
been very open and honest, at least with her friends that she has no problems
with getting roles via the casting couch and says if she can get them that
way and beat out someone else and get to the top faster, then why shouldn't
she do it? She says there is no reason for her to go to 20 auditions in a
week and spend 60 hours a week driving to and from them and waiting if she
can go spend an hour having sex and get a role she would have got after four
or five weeks of driving to and from auditions. She also has no problem with
nudity and said that for her big break she not only agreed to nudity but
also has the casting couch to thank for the role which ultimately got her
the role that is starting to make her a star which she says she did not have
to have sex with anyone for, but was very willing. No wonder she gets along
so great with her female B list co-star. Jessica Pare/January
Jones
9.
THE
DAILY BEAST 05/01
In the corner office and the boardroom, women are leaning in.
But theres one place where theyre still wracked with anxiety
and shame. A look at the lengths we go to avoid getting caught in the stall.
A woman will go to great lengths to never get caught doing it, especially
at work. A popular national morning TV show host in her 40swho, like
most others interviewed in this story, asked to remain nameless to avoid
embarrassmentsaid that she walks 10 minutes to another section of her
midtown office building to do it, and still then only does it when no one
in the hallway sees her en route. For some, theres no solution to be
found except to simply wait it out. "My whole life was ruined because there
was not a private bathroom in my dressing room at The View," Rosie
ODonnell wrote in Celebrity Detox. "Now I could not go poop until I
got home."
Host: Sherri Shepherd
Show: "The View"
10.
EVIL
BEET/Catherine St. Ives 05/01
Now heres some of my own gossip that may or may not be about a certain
recently divorced older actress daughter. If you dont feel like
reading my anecdote then you can roll your eyes, stop reading, and carry
on with your damn life. Back when I worked in retail, I would often encounter
celebs. I would stand behind the register or help them shop (read: "Hi, welcome
to _____" and/or "May I help you with anything?" I mostly didnt ask
people if I could help them with anything because I hate people and dont
like helping them. Which is why I found a different job after a year.) So
yeah, it was all very glamorous. One day, a really cute, really attractive
man came into the store and asked me to help him. He explained that his
girlfriends birthday was coming up and he wanted to give her a small
gift every day for 12 days leading up to her bday. He was an actor. Minor
roles. I thought his idea was really cute, so I helped him, and he decided
he would buy her 12 little glass animals. He spent a while lining up these
glass animals on the counter, really taking his time to make sure he picked
the right ones. It was really endearing. He called his girlfriend to get
some sort of hint about what animals she liked. Because he was so close to
me, I could hear her over the phone. She was very curt with him and the
conversation lasted a few seconds. I pretended I was oblivious. He pretended
he wasnt super embarrassed. I felt badly for him. I found out later
that he was dating a certain celeb spawn. They broke up not long after this.
I dont know them, I dont know their relationship, I dont
know if she was in the middle of something super important when he called
or if he upset her earlier, I dont know. I just know he was really
cute and I felt really bad for him. Take this (alleged) encounter for what
you will.
Actor: Micah Alberti
Recently divorced actress: Demi Moore
Actress daughter: Rumer Willis
11.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/02
Did this Couple fake problems to stay in the spotlight? Are these two so
desperate to keep their names on everyone's lips that would defy reality
and pretend to break up? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Porsha and Kordell
Stewart
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#1**
This former almost A list mostly television actress has a new man. She loves
being able to get prescriptions written without having to doctor shop. What
she has to do in return is way better than what she was having to do before.
Heather
Locklear
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actress from a couple of hit shows made a
little video on her cell phone of one of her co-stars naked. No big deal
in that show because everyone it seems is naked all the time. The problem
is that the video was taken in a hotel room and then her husband saw it.
Ruh oh.
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#3**
This B-/C+ list mostly television actor from a very hit show is probably
going to end up in jail within the next year. He is leaving a trail of women
behind him who claim to have been sexually assaulted by the actor. He shuts
them up with cash and some he has threatened, but the numbers grow everyday.
He never has just a normal relationship. He loves the power and loves the
violence. He has been confronted before and exposed here before for his past
behavior which he had said he had put behind him.
Mark Salling
("Glee") (and within a year, one of those women turned him in for child porn
and another accused him of rape)
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#4**
For the first time in his reality career, this B list reality star from a
long running hit show was turned down. He always hits on his co-stars. It
is his rule. He always does it. I can't remember when he has been turned
down. Sometimes he will take a run through all the co-stars, but there has
never been a season when he has not succeeded. This season he put all his
eggs in one basket. He then kept hitting and hitting and trying and trying
and finally the co-star admitted that she is gay. Has not ever told anyone,
but felt she could tell our reality star.
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#5**
This A list foreign born mostly movie actor is having to wear a corset in
his latest movie because he has gained 20 pounds in the past few months.
He refuses to lose the weight so costume designers had to build him his very
own corset.
Russell
Crowe
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#6**
This B list reality star is having serious withdrawal symptoms because she
does not have a connection to a drug dealer. She always got it through he
soon to be ex.
Jenelle
Evans "Teen Mom"
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02 **#7**
A few years ago, no one had heard of this B-/C+ list actress. Many people
still haven't despite the fact that she has been in almost every form of
media over the past few years, including a network television show. If she
was more talented, she would have a shot at an EGOT because she has done
them all. There was a big scandal that she escaped a few years ago and that
is because the A-/B+ list mostly television actor she had an affair with
threw another one of his partners under the bus and not our actress who he
had co-starred with. He saw no reason to involve her because he already could
expose someone who had previously been exposed. The result was though that
he has held it over the head of this actress and whenever she is in LA, which
is not that often, he gives her a call and they hook up. He has threatened
to expose her if she does not show up and says that his reputation is so
bad that it would not matter to him if the press finds out, but he knows
she likes to be perceived as squeaky clean.
B-/C+ list actress: Megan Hilty
Television actor: David Boreanaz
Threw under the bus: Rachel Uchitel
19.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/02
1. Which NYC businessman is turning a blind eye to his wifes affair
because he secretly likes the fact she is sleeping with a very famous TV
star?
2. Which smarmy journalist has been caught red- handed slagging off her rivals and some prominent New Yorkers on her work e-mail, making her public enemy No. 1? Payback can be a bitch.
20.
WATCH
WITH KRISTIN/E! ONLINE 05/02
We don't mean to be a spoilsport (what are we saying, we love being that!),
but we have on good authority to believe that there will be a finale death
in at least one of these four shows. And by good authority, we mean someone
on the cast told us. Here are the shows to speculate over: Hawaii Five-0
and Grey's Anatomy.
21.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/03
So theres a rumor going around that they are planning a wedding. We
have just two words to describe this: Holy. Shit. You know that every event
in this familys life is plotted and planned and choreographed and filmed
and packaged and sold, right? There is absolutely nothing spontaneous about
any major life event. To even think that the family would not plan and capitalize
on the engagement process is ridiculous. After all, engagements are all about
romance and rings and proposals and announcements and parties and publicity
and endorsements! The family has absolutely no interest in skipping over
that major life event and going straight to a wedding with no gifts and no
press and no camera crews and no hoopla. We found out that someone has gone
way off the reservation, and the family is frantic! There are lots of
negotiations and contract renegotiations and arguments and attempts at
manipulation and blackmail going on right now. The familys attempts
to contain and control the source are actually backfiring on them. Its
quite the mess, and if all the parties cant start playing nice together,
this fake marriage is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the last one.
Couple:
Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
Family: Kardashians
22.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/03
Long before this New York rapper got rich, and didnt die trying, a
broken heart is suspected to have pushed him to the brink of madness.
Thats because sources say our seemingly sentimental mystery man had
no shame when he once carried a bouquet of roses, screaming for his ex-girlfriend
"Janelle", through NYCs Baisley Projects. Thats before were
told our blind item later ran into Janelle and her new man "Doobie", at a
Queens Boulevard car wash. Heres the drop: "Janelle was with Doobie
in his older Ranger Rover when he pulled up beside them in a brand new white
Benz. He goes, Oh, what up! Yall look good together. What?
Yall dont like the new shit?" Long after Doobies death
in a tragic car crash, did our blind item run into Janelle, comparing her
to the pair of kicks he always wanted but never had? Of course! Dont
believe me.. Ask Tony Yayo! 50 Cent
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#1**
This former A list celebrity/singer who probably would have faded away to
much less than C list if not for a previous relationship and certain level
of craziness has stopped having sex. It has been several months. She quit
booze drugs and sex all at the same time. She has slipped once or twice on
each, but for the most part has kept to it and as a result she says has gained
40 pounds and is heavier than she has ever been in her life. She looks healthy
at last.
Courtney
Love
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#2**
This B list reality star spends hours everyday in the gym now, but in reality
that is just for show. She has to make it look like she lost weight to make
money from a new program she is going to be selling, but hates working out
so she is taking a variety of Adderall like drugs to make the pounds drop
away. Oh, and not eating for days at a time.
Khloe
Kardashian
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#3**
It is not just former Tweeners who let their friends take photos of them
smoking pot. A current Disney Tweener who is A list in that world and very
pap friendly has been busted smoking pot and, unlike the other grown up Tweeners,
this could ruin her career if the photos get out. Cell phone quality, but
very very obvious. No deniable cigarettes. It is a bong.
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#4**
This former B-/C+ list mostly television actress is out of money and can't
find a job because she is really hard to work with. So, how does she earn
a few bucks? She has been calling and e-mailing her A+ list mostly movie
ex and telling him he will release photos of herself bruised and bloody from
one of their encounters if he does not give her some money on a monthly basis
or get her a high paying gig. He has blown her off so far and says that the
only bloody photos are when she got so drunk or was drugged out that she
fell down and did the damage to herself. Jennifer Esposito/Bradley
Cooper
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#5**
This former A lister if you define A list as the number of times you get
in a tabloid for bad behavior and arrests, but more known for her rapping
and interesting name has a new profession. Well, not so new. She used to
hook before she got famous and her ex now has her on his string again. She
is his biggest earner from a select clientele. She is open to anything as
long as at the end of the day she gets her fix. I can't believe with her
bad luck that she has not been arrested for it yet. Foxy Brown
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#6**
It is like Remington Steele or Moonlighting, but in a sitcom. These two stars
of a hit network comedy can't stand each other. They always are competing
for more lines and the male half of the show is really upset at the special
treatment his female co-star gets because of her burgeoning career. He would
love to see the couple get divorced on the show so he could have it all to
himself. He actually said he would love to see her character leave the show
in other ways, but they are not very sitcom friendly so would settle for
the divorce.
Billy
Gardell/Melissa McCarthy "Mike & Molly"
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03 **#7**
I have said about ten words to this actress and all I can say is that she
gave me a fake smile and quickly decided the wall over my head looked far
more interesting. Normal reaction, but everyone else I know who has spent
any time with her, finds her to be the most impersonal, cold and not too
bright person they have met. People are astonished she is an actress. Foreign
born. Probably a B- lister, but only because of an upcoming role, and not
because of her past which would probably place her in the C list category.
Mostly movies. There is no way she could do television because she really
has the wrong expressions and timing for television. No one can understand
how she got any of her roles. She has hit the casting couch before but apparently
she was just as uninteresting in bed as she was in the role she won for her
casting couch audition. Jessica Biel is a better actress, but people hear
her name and for some reason I guess they think with that name and that body
she is going to be great. SNL had thought about using her at the end of this
season because she is promoting a movie but saw an audition tape of hers
where she was supposed to be doing improv and couldn't do anything. The only
thing she can do is memorize lines. I'm sure she is probably a lovely person
inside, but it does not come across on the outside. She dates no one, male
or female, although people say she prefers the company of women and that
she is uncomfortable playing a sexualized female lead which is what she usually
ends up playing. She gave a speech once at an event and was supposed to interact
as part of it with other people. She couldn't. She had to keep looking at
the teleprompter and it turned into the most awkward few minutes people had
ever seen. She really does have a great name though. Alice Eve " Star
Trek Into Darkness"
30.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 05/03
No one wants to work with Hollywoods most difficult mother. She now
has a reputation among child care agencies for being the most unpopular celebrity
nanny employer and many now only send to her the nannies on their staff who
specialize in dealing with mega bitch moms. She is surprisingly less organized
than you would think, often requesting services with no lead time and expecting
to be offered priority treatment. When the nanny arrives, she often wont
speak to the person directly, communicating via her assistant, and often
implying that the person isnt attractive enough, and because of this,
may or may not sell her out. Because only ugly people compromise confidentiality,
I guess? She confiscates cell phones. She also demands to go through the
nannys private messages. After a dinner party once, when she and her
friends were particularly mouthy, backstabbing several prominent actors and
actresses, she demanded to search the nanny who had stayed late -- without
prior notice -- so as to make sure she wasnt bugged and threatened
legal action for no reason. Speaking of working hours, she has been known
to require extra time but isnt willing to pay for it, rationalizing
her request by blaming the person for an imaginary offensive -- like missing
diapers or a bent branch/stem in the garden. I.E. "I notice that the whatever
bush over there looks a little trampled. You werent careful enough.
You are staying an extra two hours." She is known to be verbally abusive
and impatient. She once watched a nanny pick up spilled baby food all over
the floor while tapping her hand on the counter and criticizing the
persons physique and intellect as the reason for why it was taking
so long. Many nannies in LA, hearing horror stories from their peers, have
turned potential work placements with her because they dont want to
bother with the drama. Not Jennifer Garner. Reese Witherspoon
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#1**
They have spent about 24 hours together total, and most of those were spent
doing a photoshoot together. This celebrity couple wants the world to think
they are together. I'm not really sure why though considering the more celebrity
of the couple has been seeing multiple women and if he gets caught with them
it will be the end of the road. She is doing it for the paycheck and to try
and repair her image which is also tarnished. She had really really wanted
to be the woman to marry this religious icon/athlete, but came on too strong
in her quest to be his "first." Well, public first anyway. Tiger Woods/Lindsey
Vonn/Tim Tebow
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and still has A list name recognition, despite not working very much the
past few years has been trying to get her life together. One of the things
she has really worked on is trying to stay sober. She went to rehab so many
times early in her career that Lindsay has nothing on her. She has slipped
over the years and slipped again, but always managed to pull it together
enough so she did not have to go to rehab. When I say always, I am excluding
of course the six month period where she did drugs with her daughter, but
that is another story. Anyway, she is doing better and one of the things
that has gone on with her getting better is that she no longer needs her
A list actor husband. If you had asked her a year ago, she would have said
she needed him which is why she stayed. She says she is more healthy and
is finally ready to move on from him. MelanieGriffith /Dakota Johnson/Antonio
Banderas
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#1**
This B+ list mostly television actress ran away from a group of fans who
started asking questions and wanting to take photos of the sometimes
controversial actress on a hit show. She smiled awkwardly and refused to
answer any questions about anything, even her kid when they were put to her.
She just wanted to get away. Never seen a more awkward celebrity in public.
January
Jones
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be about a C and
would be if not for a franchise was wasted out of her mind and people swore
they were getting a contact high just being next to her.
Kristen
Stewart
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#3**
Met Gala: "At least no one will talk about how skinny I am. This dress makes
me look bigger than Kim Kardashian. I am never wearing this designer again."
B-/C+ list actress from a big franchise and not much else.
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#4**
Met Gala: This A list reality star/host/judge entertained people last night
with a very detailed, very graphic description of how she performed oral
sex on her boyfriend in a limo last week and how she had to change outfits
when she got to the event because she had, umm had a Monica Lewinsky experience
happen during it.
Heidi
Klum
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06 **#5**
Met Gala: This married B list mostly television actress spent most of the
night crying and texting her other man/co-star. Fight? Trouble? Drama?
Blake
Lively/Penn Badgley
38.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/06
The 1% love to date each other. Actors, singers, dancers, directors, business
people, and athletes, all play musical partners with each other. There is
a case of one couple, though, that is about to get ugly, and one will certainly
want revenge on the other. She is a top film actress. He is a businessman
with a penchant for photography. He has always been a bit obsessed with using
the human body in his work. He is especially into womens breasts. Given
that she is known for her voluptuous figure, it is not surprising that he
found her attractive. Actually, almost everyone finds her attractive. Young,
blonde, busty, nice, talented. Whats not to like? While they were together,
he took photos of her. Lots of photos. Now, were not talking about
photos of her riding the Staten Island Ferry. Were talking about nude
photos of her in various seductive poses. What happened to those photos when
they broke up late last year? He kept them. And they are now making the rounds
of the New York business community. His justification: "Theyre art!"
She would likely disagree. While they might have been "art" when he was taking
them, as soon as he started showing them around, they became "porn". She
is going to throw a fit when she finds out.
Actress: Scarlett Johansson
Businessman: Nate Naylor
39.
ALLIE
IS WIRED 05/06
This rom-com queens personal life is anything but funny. Her wedding
plans have been derailed after a miscarriage lead her into a depression.
She appears to have bounced back, but now her fiance is having second about
starting a family
with her. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux
40.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/06
Shes an R&B Diva notoriously known for once stabbing her alleged
abusive ex-hubby. But what most people may not know is this 31-year-old mother
of six is reported to be sharing her home with both Michael Ford AND Rahmat
Morton! Dont believe me.. Ask Monifah Carter. Were told the bizarre
living situation goes down like this: While our blind item and current husband,
Michael Ford, are on the road her ex-hubby holds the fort down and
keeps watch on the kids. Know why? Because sources say shes a "boss
bitch" who has "an open relationship with Michael", who were also told
will soon be told to kicks rocks! Thats because insiders reveal once
shes financially secure, our mystery lady has plans to rekindle an
exclusive relationship with the "love of her life", Rahmat Morton. Heres
the drop: "She thought Rahmat was cheating on her, but he wasnt. Rahmat
was a D-Boy, he was out on the streets getting money for his wife and two
kids. She stabbed Rahmat because she thought he was involved in a relationship
with another woman, but she was wrong. She and Rahmat love each other, but
they cant live together alone because Rahmat cant hustle anymore.
So, shes running with Michael because he can afford to pay their bills.
Its funny how Michael had a problem with Monifah being a lesbian, yet
hes cool being in three-way relationship." Keke Wyatt
41.
THE
MORTON REPORT 05/06
Britains recent horseburger scandal when some supermarkets were
caught out selling horsemeat disguised as beef reminded me of an old
story told to me by a UK gossip columnist, now sadly deceased. It concerns
a world-famous woman who liked to protect her image. The late diarist had
the temerity to suggest that she had tucked into a horse dish in a country
where horsemeat is frequently to be found on menus. The womans lawyers
sued the paper for traducing her character. Rather than put up a fight and
try to prove that on a particular day our famous woman was really eating
horseflesh, the paper capitulated and paid her £50,000 damages
in an out of court settlement. That was in the 1980s. This was not the first
or the last time the famous woman resorted to such tactics over stories that
were not actually libelous but were difficult to prove. A nice little tax-free
earner! Princess Diana
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#1**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor who is barely a C+ now says
his life is finally back on track after a long absence. He got paid a tremendous
amount of money to stay quiet and had people around him constantly to remind
him to stay quiet, but now that has all changed and he finally found someone
he can date and be with and has been for almost a year now and he has not
had to explain why people are following him or how he has enough money to
not have to work.
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#2**
Apparently the next hour this former B list reality star spends alone with
her child other than a photo shoot will be the first hour she has spent alone
with her child since the day after her child was born. Holly
Madison
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#3**
This C list reality star who was probably an A list reality star for about
the run of her show wanted to be on the show again and even split with her
boyfriend to do it. She has tried and tried to get another show on national
television and has had no luck. In order to stay in front of everyone she
started dating some cable guy with hopes she could get a show with him, but
has her eye out for any other guy who can get her a show too.
Reality
star: Ali Fedotowsky
Show:
"Bachelorette"
Boyfriend: Roberto Martinez
Cable Guy: Kevin Manno, and he's the host of "Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition"
(Lifetime)
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#4**
This former A list celebrity who has dropped down somewhat, owes her new
career which is totally different from the way she became a celebrity to
the fact her celebrity husband beats and cheats as she likes to say. He would
beat her or be out cheating and she would escape to the kitchen where she
found out she was pretty good and because of her situation had a whole lot
of practice.
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#5**
Met Gala: This B-/C+ list actress/former reality star found some guy worth
millions about 5 minutes into the party and then literally held on to him
the entire night and told someone she had to go to the bathroom so bad but
was afraid he would find someone else or leave if she went to the bathroom.
She held it and held on to him and left with him at the end of the night.
Julianne
Hough
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#6**
Met Gala: This B- list mostly television actress from several hit shows told
this almost A list mostly movie actress that the A lister's husband had hit
on her a month previously and only found out he was married after they had
made out. The B- lister kept apologizing all night.
B- actress:
A list actress/husband:
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#7**
I remember the first time I ran into this then A list celebrity. I was expecting
her to be this very innocent, kind of goofy and very beautiful person. This
is how she wanted the public to see her and it was how she had me see her.
20 minutes later when I saw her but she did not see me, I saw her drinking
a shot and yelling at her manager using language I can't even begin to describe.
It was a long way from the virginal teen beginning she had and how she was
portrayed to everyone. It was not long after this, that she announced something
which was a huge negative for her. HUGE. Could have ruined her career. Might
have, except for all the favors she called in. I was shocked her career did
not nose dive and remember asking someone about it who told me at the time
that she had fucked 20 huge reporters and music producers and record executives
and television producers over the years while she was married while at the
same time giving that same goofy smile and aww shucks kind of mentality.
One of the record producers said she knew how to do things that blew his
mind but he was not sure it was because she was really that good or that
he had expected her to be like the image she portrayed so that made it more
exciting. When her career looked like it would nose dive she called in all
the favors and puff pieces were written about her and she was given jobs
other than her main profession and acting jobs and her label didn't drop
her and she churned out a hit record. She also managed to convince another
guy she had been cheating with to leave his wife so that way she could look
all happy and innocent again.
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07 **#8**
Met Gala: This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now hanging
on to B by a thread said she got a breast lift and slight augmentation to
a B cup because she hated seeing her breasts on screen in her last movie.
Kirsten
Dunst
50.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/07
This sexy actor has been married to his beautiful actress wife for several
years. Last year, a month or two after one of his movies opened, he and a
group of his friends (including another well-known actor hes been known
to wrestle around with) visited a bar in New York City. Our actor pointed
out a couple of girls to one of his friends, and the friend approached the
girls with a proposition. "Do you recognize my friend over there? He picked
you out. He wants to know if you two will have a threesome with him." The
girls immediately recognized the actor, but were not impressed. "First of
all, were sisters, so thats really gross. Secondly, isnt
he married?" The friend went back to the actor, and they conferred for a
minute or two before the friend returned. "Yes, but he doesnt understand
why that would be a problem." At that moment, some other women in the bar
recognized the actor, and began to create a scene. As the actor and his friends
scrambled to quickly leave the bar, the actor had these departing words for
the sisters: "Your loss!" His wife is very pregnant right now. We wonder
if she knows that her husband is unfaithful. And into threesomes. And into
picking up strangers in bars.
Married Actor: Channing Tatum
Wife: Jenna Dewan-Tatum
Mark Ruffalo (he is playing a wrestler in Foxcatcher and Channing plays his
brother)
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#1**
After nearly a decade together, this married B list actress who deserves
to be a D, but has A list name recognition has split with her long time
girlfriend. The girlfriend just could not handle the actress being married.
The actress has already moved on and found someone younger and who also loves
dogs.
HINT:
The girlfriend has been repeatedly spotted with this almost A list mostly
movie actress who has always had very public relationships with guys, including
some disastrous ones, at least publicity wise. PROBABLY: Jessica Biel
(ex-girlfriend now dating Kristen Stewart)
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#2**
At a party last night, this B- list mostly movie actress who is in this space
repeatedly, told a friend that she had missed her period and fears she might
be pregnant from a one night stand with this former B list mostly movie actor
who has been known to impregnate. Our actress then went and sat on the lap
of this B list athlete and canoodled him before leaving with him later.
Ashley
Greene/Ryan Phillippe/Mark Sanchez
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is about to take a break was on the receiving
end of attention from a SI Swimsuit model not named Kate Upton. The model,
who was wearing a top that was kept closed by one simple button at the bottom
told the actor that she had worn the top just for him and invited him to
reach inside and see if he liked what she had to offer. He took her up on
the touching, but that was about it and moved on with his friends like what
had happened was a normal occurrence.
Alyssa
Miller/Leonardo DiCaprio "Gatsby" premiere
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#4**
This now B list mostly movie actor who seems like he is about to hit A list
status cheated on his A list mostly move actress girlfriend which is why
they broke up. It did not stop him from trying to get her in a threesome
though with his current celebrity girlfriend.
Nicholas
Hoult/Jennifer Lawrence/Riley Keough
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#5**
This former A list tweener and now a B list celebrity would have never passed
a drug test at a recent event which was about substance abuse.
Zac
Efron
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#6**
This B-/C+ list actress who is mostly movies, but has not done really anything
in a long time other than Broadway has several offers for movies, but would
all require nudity. She is on the fence, but it would be the largest single
movie paycheck she has ever received and is really desperate for the attention
it would bring.
Katie
Holmes
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#7**
In the world of movie making there is certainly a lot of on set romances
that fade away to nothing after all is said and done. One actress has had
two on set romances and when they were over never heard from her co-stars
again. One, in which the now A+ list mostly movie co-star was married was
especially painful because he had told the then B+ list mostly movie actress
and now a lucky to be asked to make a movie C lister that he was going to
leave his wife. There was a lot of random sex going on in the movie and our
actress was not immune to the goings on, and neither was the actor. Our actress
had seen our actor hooking up with a variety of extras and people with small
roles, but big breasts and it was only when the actor told our actress that
he just wanted her and none of the others that she gave in. After they had
hooked up, she thought that was the end of it and then he started talking
about leaving his wife and our actress responded and they spent three months
of filming together. When it ended though, he never spoke to her again and
she never tried to talk to him again. He said he would call and didn't. She
says that she was crushed for about six months and when the time came to
do press the only way she could get through it and say nice things about
the actor was to do a bunch of coke. She did voluminous amounts at that period
and needed reconstructive surgery to her nose.
58.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/08 **#1**
ome gossip magazines were reporting that this celebrity couple is obviously
in love because they spent so much time together during his recent trip to
Los Angeles. Ha! Every time they go out, its publicity related. Except
for one recent event. When they went out for her birthday not alone,
but with a group of people (because he doesnt like being alone with
her) they celebrated at a restaurant. He is the one who chose the
restaurant. Why did he choose that particular restaurant? Because he is looking
to get into the bar/restaurant business! The restaurant he chose is one owned
by one of the people he is working with to make this happen. He did his photo
op at the table. Then, while the rest of the party was sinking their teeth
into cake, he was in a back room with the owner sinking his teeth into the
restaurants business operations and finances! Thats right, for
once, a night out with her wasnt strictly about publicity. It was about
business. Although he is tied to her for now, this guy isnt about to
let her rob him of opportunities to move forward with his life. As soon as
you hear that he has invested in a bar/restaurant or that he is opening
up his own the answer to this blind item will become obvious to you.
Birthday
Girl: Kristen Stewart
Guy: Robert Pattinson
Bar/Restaurant: Harvard & Stone
59.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/08 **#2**
Dating and breaking up, dating and breaking up, dating. Since this young
celebrity couple has gone back and forth so many times, they must really
love each other, right? Not exactly. For her, its strictly a business
arrangement. Her team encouraged the last split because he was screwing up
his life, and, consequently, her reputation. Why date someone if they are
going to make you look bad by association? But then, two things happened.
He stopped being as big of an ass
and she had an album she needed to
promote. So, she went back to him. Dont think of it as a permanent
arrangement, however. Her team will reevaluate the relationship a few weeks
after her album comes out. If the album does not sell well, they will ask
her to hang on a little longer for the publicity, especially since he is
the subject of at least one song on the album. They absolutely want her to
milk that connection for all its worth. If the album does sell well,
she wont need him, and she will break up with him again within a couple
of months after the album comes out. Does he realize this? No. There is no
contract this time around, and he actually believes that that theyre
in love.
Girl: Selena Gomez
Boy: Justin Bieber
60.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/08
This celebrity-owned French painting, done by Fernand Leger, was auctioned
off in New York City. According to Billboard, the painting had an estimated
value of about $5 $7 million. The painting, named "Three Women at
the Red Table", sold for $7.2 million!!!! This celebrity bought the piece
of artwork for $3.2 million in 1990. Billboard reports that proceeds from
this auction go to the Ray of Light Foundation, which "supports girls
education in Afghanistan, Pakistan and other countries." This mystery superstar
was quoted saying, "trade something valuable for something invaluable." So
nice to see celebrities giving back to the world! Madonna
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#1**
This former athlete and now a strange celebrity wanted to make sure his new
celebrity television chef pal got the most out of the strippers at a club.
The athlete stood over the strippers while they were giving lap dances to
the chef and made sure they were doing a good job and even placed them in
what he thought were better positions. He was perfectly serious about all
of this too.
Dennis
Rodman
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#2**
This former almost A list celebrity and former reality star had a massive
three day bender last week. She partied almost non-stop and the only thing
she has to show for it besides more nose damage is a 45 minute romp in bed
with this married A list celebrity/reality star/just about everything else.
He said that she is not his usual type, but he was feeling the need for something
different that day. Ashlee Simpson/Mario Lopez
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#3**
It has been awhile since this A list mostly television actor cheated on his
spouse. Maybe that is why he was all over every guy he saw last weekend at
a party while his husband was back at home.
Matt
Bomer
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#4**
What not as famous C list celebrity/sometime actress sister spent a lot of
time chatting with Crystal Hefner last week about posing for Playboy. Nothing
really blind item worthy about our celebrity talking to Crystal, it was what
our celebrity's brother-in-law said that caused heads to turn. "I think you
look great naked." He said this in front of his former A list Tweener wife.
Haylie
Duff/Mike Comrie (Hilary Duff)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#5**
This celebrity couple consisting of a B- list mostly movie actor and a B-
list mostly television actress are having a little issue. It seems as if
she did not tell the whole truth about her STD past and he must not read
the tabloids, so didn't know she has the herp. They have been having unprotected
sex and our actor freaked out. She says she thought she told him before.
Minka Kelly/Chris Evans
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#6**
This former almost A list mostly television actress got paid $25,000 to show
up at an event. She was supposed to stay two hours and stayed for about 2
minutes and on her way out grabbed four bottles of liquor.
Teri
Hatcher
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **#7**
The title kind of reminds me of one of those very slim romance novels. All
that is missing is a half naked Fabio on the cover holding a woman tightly.
I remember reading one time about an author who had written thousands of
those books. She was a very rich woman. Do people still write those kinds
of books? Are they less guilty to read if you do so on your Kindle? Anyway,
this is kind of like one of those romance novels, except this actually happened
and because it is Hollywood, there are a few other twists and I won't be
referring to any body parts as a hard sheath. This actress is probably B
list now. She used to be A list, but owes it to one special role. Mostly
movies. Very attractive, but very awkward. Our actress was a virgin until
she was 18. Never really even did much more than a quick kiss to any guy
before that. That all changed in one night. Our actress went out one night
and met a man. A man more than twice her age. A man who dates several women
each week. It took about two hours before the man had her back at his place
and where she spent the night. And got in a lot of trouble from her parents.
They then nearly hit the roof when they found out who her "boyfriend" was.
They refused to let her see him. I know, I know, but even at 18, she listened,
or they thought she did. It turns out though, our actress is a very good
actress and had no problems making up reasons to go out and would go see
her boyfriend. When that became harder she started dating a guy she knew
her parents would love. The guy was gay, but with a few dollars in his pocket
and the occasional spotting in public by the paps to show her parents in
the tabloids she was able to continue seeing her boyfriend. This went on
for several years. Breakups when he would cheat, and her canceling events
and not taking work to try and get closer to him at all times. They finally
split not that long ago. She had enough of his cheating and there is no way
he was ever going to commit to her.
Emma
Watson
68.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/09
She really, really wants you to believe that their relationship is so strong
that the couple is making all their decisions together. Ha! Not even close!
He has totally gone off the reservation and is now making decisions without
her
while she is scrambling to keep up and pretend that these are her
decisions too! This far-away house is not going to be her permanent residence
too. Los Angeles is her home. She may travel or stay somewhere for a few
months, but she will never really leave LA. Her fame is contingent upon her
being followed by the paparazzi, so to think that she would seriously move
to a place where they are so restricted is illogical. It is also an incredibly
clever move on his part. He will buy a house, and let her stay there occasionally
so that she can pretend that she is a sophisticated, international star.
But he knows that she cant stand being out of the spotlight long, and
will high-tail it back to LA every chance she gets. On the other hand, he
will stay there frequently. That way he can be far away from her
and
closer to his boyfriend.
She:
Kim Kardashian
He: Kanye West
Where he is buying a house: Paris
His Boyfriend: Riccardo Tisci, Givenchy designer
69.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/10
Todays blind item is a 40-year-old retired NBA All Star who used to
date Tyra Banks but their relationship fell apart because of his
promiscuous ways. Dont believe me.. Ask Tracee Ellis Ross. His Webb
of smashing sessions isnt necessarily reserved just for the ladies.
Know why? Because sources say his one-time BFF, Nas, is known to have joined
our mystery man in an all out smash session with Nia Long and Tracee Ellis
Ross! Thats when were told Nia and Tracee got pissed over our
blind item and Nas being more into each other than the ladies! Dont
believe me.. Ask Kelis. Heres the drop: "Nia Long wanted to try and
settle dude down, when he played for the Golden State Warriors. So she paid
a security guard to keep an eye on him. The security guard reported back
to Nia, saying dude was getting a lot of late night male visitors. When he
was a Washington Wizard, he solicited sex from both call girls and transgender
working girls." He married a beard back in 2009, but our middle-aged blind
item is yet to have fathered any kids. Now, can you guess who Im talking
about? Chris Webber
70.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/09
Many wondered about the marriage of this reality Couple. Now everybody's
over buzzing about these two, so was it just for show? With no publicity,
is the marriage over? Porsha and Kordell Stewart "Real Housewives of
Atlanta"
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#1**
This aging, yet still A list rocker, tried to hit on a woman almost four
times younger than him this week. She is a celebrity in her own right, in
her own world, and finally slapped the rocker after he kept putting his arms
around her and then groped her breasts.
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#2**
This out of work former A list host of a top rated network reality show shows
why you should never burn bridges. She always thought way too highly of herself
and treated everyone she worked with like crap. She lost two extremely high
profile gigs because no one liked her and she thought she could not be replaced.
She has not worked in almost two years and is begging people to give her
another chance. Producers want no part of her. None.
Samantha
Harris ("Entertainment Tonight" and "Dancing with the Stars"
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#3**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor who does not really do anything
now because his franchise has ended and his career has been a flop post-franchise
has been seeing someone new. What started out as an hourly relationship has
turned into our actor buying his new man a condo and trying to visit a few
times a week without getting caught. I don't know why he won't come out already.
He would clear up about 10 blind items if he did. Hayden
Christensen
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#4**
This former almost A list mostly television actor who now makes a really
good living just being himself tried and failed to have bathroom sex with
his girlfriend this week. Apparently our actor had a little too much to drink
and kept slamming himself and then his girlfriend into the stall because
he could not keep her upright. Finally, after she suffered a gash to the
back of her head, he called it off.
David
Hasselhoff
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress knew her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend
was having trouble staying sober. She is attracted to guys with sobriety
issues. I don't know why, but she has been that way for a decade or longer.
She also should have known that when she did her usual pills or drank in
front of him, that it might be the wrong thing to do. She didn't seem to
care though. Maybe karma is getting her back though because a trip to rehab
would not be too bad for her at this time. She is looking rough.
Michelle
Williams/Jason Segel
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#6**
This B-/C+ list very good looking actor has not worked as much lately and
can't afford his beard any longer. It is not so much that he would pay her
to be with him, but would take her on trips and shopping and to red carpets
and it was getting too expensive. Plus, on their last trip out of the country
she hit it off with a guy who gives scuba lessons and wants to try a relationship
with him. So, no more couple.
Kellan
Lutz/Sharni Vinson
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **#7**
This would be the shocker of the shocker of the year. In the past, this A++
list celebrity has had affairs. He has had enough money to keep most of them
quiet and there has never really been photographic evidence to back up the
claims of at least four women who have had sex with the married celebrity.
The four we know of anyway. One of the more stalkerish of the four does have
photos of the celebrity, but does not have any with him and the ones of him
solo or not naked or anything scandalous. It is obvious a cell phone camera
took the photos, but not obvious who took them or in what situation. If you
ever ask her (B list celebrity in her own country; D lister here) she will
be happy to show them to you. Another of the women actually got pregnant
by the celebrity and was the closest to bringing down the empire. A massive
check took care of it and it was such a huge check that the missus had to
get involved in paying it. They have made up for the check since and the
woman has not lifted a finger or worked a day since she got the check. No
one knows if she lost the baby on her own or another way. Each of those two
women claim there have been hookers, but the hookers will sell away, and
our celebrity cannot pretend everything away again, so he has a new person
who has not only signed an agreement to stay quiet, but also works for the
same company, so he has valid excuses to see her at home and away from home.
Even though she has these agreements signed, there are rumors that someone
is trying to sell photos of the pair and that the photos could have only
come from her or from him. Maybe this is why he has not been spending time
with his wife lately, but has found time to spend with the kids.
A++ celebrity:
Missus:
B list foreign celebrity:
Pregnant celebrity:
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP #1 05/10
Back in the eighties and nineties, this famous actor was living a fairly
"out" life in a Los Angeles beach community. He had a series of boyfriends,
and was just starting to get noticed in Hollywood. Once he had his first
hit film, though, everything changed. He got rid of his boyfriend
and
started chasing women. The boyfriend was terribly hurt, and they had a big
fight over the actor "selling out" his true sexuality and living a lie so
that he could be a success in Hollywood. The actor went on to a very successful
career. He has appeared in at least 20 or 30 films since the 1990s, and he
has worked with one certain director several times. The actor also starred
as the lead in a television series that ended a successful run a couple of
years ago. While we dont know if he has any male companions on the
side, he now lives a completely straight life in public. He has been engaged
or married a couple of times, and even has a child or two. You will probably
be surprised to find out that he "used to be" gay. We know that we were.
Actor: Jason Lee
Director: Kevin Smith
Breakout role: Mallrats (95)
Hit TV show: My Name is Earl (ended in 09)
79.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/10 **#2**
This one is about an actor doing a good deed
but it might rub some
of you the wrong way. There is an old movie theater in a little town in
California that was on the verge of shutting down. Its the kind of
theater that still showed films on reel-to-reel equipment. The townspeople
worked hard to raise the money needed to get it upgraded to run digital films
so that it wouldnt go out of business, but they fell short of their
goal. At the last minute, a well-known television and film actor swept in
and generously contributed a bunch of money. It was enough money to put the
town over its goal to save the old theater. Huzzah! The theater was saved
and the townspeople hailed him as a hero! Nice guy, right? Maybe. Maybe not.
At the same time he was doing this, he was going around begging for money
for a project that would directly benefit
him. He claimed that he
couldnt afford to finance the project himself, and that he needed the
publics help. While some people gladly contributed, others (including
some of his peers) thought that it was completely inappropriate for him to
beg for money from common folks when he is a rich and famous actor who could
easily have put up the money himself (or raised it from industry insiders).
If someone rich and famous cant or wont fund their own project,
is it appropriate for them to be funding someone elses project at the
same time? Is this actor a hero for saving the old theater
or just
a greedy actor taking money from the public and then shuffling it around
to make himself look good?
Zach
Braff
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11
Don't believe the denials, this former B- list reality star turned porn star
says she is not going to make any more pornos, but the two women she has
booked for an all female threesome would dispute that.
"Teen
Mom" Farrah Abraham
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#1**
Thisclose to A list in both movies and television, this actor has a big temper.
Not for the first time, and certainly, not for the last he yelled at his
wife. Before they got married he would yell at her in front of friends and
family and strangers to let her know what she was doing wrong or how she
had displeased him. Lately he has been doing better, or at least trying to
keep his yelling to a minimum and at home. For the past week though he has
been on her every chance he gets telling her he knows she is focusing on
exploiting his name for her gain and that she needs to stay at home and take
care of him and not be traveling all over the place using his good name.
Alec
Baldwin
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#2**
This A+ list female singer fulfilled one of her lifelong dreams. She had
sex in the dressing room of this all-time A++ list rocker this past weekend.
Not with the rocker, just in the dressing room. The problem is she could
not find her panties after the incident and performed on stage and she says
the first five rows had no problems confirming the fact she was not wearing
anything under her skirt.
Katy
Perry (Mick Jaggers dressing room)
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#3**
This C list celebrity who once was kind of on a reality show is someone you
would think you would never have heard of, but it turns out she has almost
A list name recognition. She also shares something in common with Lindsay
Lohan besides a drug habit. Two things they share in common actually other
than a drug habit. Two guys. One for drugs, the other for cash. What does
she do in return? Lets just say she is not shy about anything and is way
more accommodating than Lindsay.
Brooke
Mueller "The World According to Paris"
Cash guy: Charlie Sheen
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#4**
This former B list Tweener split with her celebrity boyfriend after he ended
up getting another person pregnant, while our Tweener was going through a
miscarriage.
Brenda
Song/Trace Cyrus
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#5**
One year ago this A list mostly movie actress had never tried drugs. Now
she needs rehab in the worst possible way. Not only has her drug habit got
out of control, but she has burned bridges with every member of her family
who she used to be super close to.
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#7**
It must be hard when you are surrounded by lots and lots of star wattage
in your life. When you are more famous for being offspring rather than for
anything you do on your own. When the father figures in your life continually
abandon you or are never there for you. When your real father repeatedly
talks about what he thinks is acceptable behavior and a homosexual relationship
is never acceptable in his mind. Sure, if a couple of women want to have
sex in front of him, that is ok and he has made that perfectly clear, but
there will be no same sex relationships. How then to express what you are
thinking or feeling? No other parent to talk to, because she won't remember.
Your siblings will listen, but they have their own lives and they don't
understand. It's hard to be a celebrity when all you have done is be born.
You have not asked or sought for or tried to be a celebrity, but there they
are with cameras. Always. Never alone. Never can be who you are because it
would disappoint dad. That crush you have had for the past two years. So
close to telling her how you really feel. You should tell her and not just
tell the few people closest in your life because, they obviously told me.
Soon, they will tell others and you won't be able to control your story,
it will be played out for you. I think you will be surprised at how much
everyone will support you, including your family. Tallulah Willis (Bruce
Willis and Demi Moore)
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/13 **#8**
This A list reality star was ticked off, but not as much as one of her family
members when this A list celebrity could not get the A list reality star
a job doing what the A list celebrity did this past weekend.
A
list reality star: Kim Kardashian
Family member: Kris Jenner
A list celebrity: Kanye West
"Anchorman: The Legend Continues" filming
89.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/13
1. Which outwardly happily married TV star "has a very dark personal side"
and indulges in raunchy affairs at work?
2. Which recently nominated Oscar director loudly groused in a high-level
meeting about being frustrated with his Hollywood agency by yelling: "They
should be called Caant! Caant, Caant,
Caanttttttt!"?
Director:
Robert Zemeckis
Movie: "Flight"
Agency: CAA
3. Which scandal-hit politician was spotted chatting up a woman at the JW Marriott Essex House where the lady was overheard replying, "Im a Christian . . . my parents would disown me, but Id never do anything like that anyway?" New York's former Congressman Anthony Weiner
4. Which reporter is juggling multiple lovers including her competitor at a rival news organization, plus a top political flack?
90.
REDBOOK/VICTORIA
KIRBY 05/13
Braids beat plastic surgery: Okay, that's a stretch, but one celebrity
hairstylist whispered to me that a famous diva (can't say who) gets tiny
braids behind each ear, which he pulls tightly back and ties together under
the rest of her hair. The reason: It smooths the skin on her jaw and neck.
Clever or crazy? I can't decide.
91.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/13
Which New York based publicist, who has built an entire business around one
A-list client, has been using her star client for years to barter publicity
for all her other clients? But now, after years of denying access to her
one movie star unless you interview her dentists, fashion and D-list beauty
clients, the publicist is finding out that her A-list client does not have
the power that she once did. "For over 10 years we have had to have these
D-list people on our show because they have the same publicist as one certain
movie star and it has been made clear if you dont take one you do not
get the other," one Executive Producer tells Naughty But Nice Rob. "But now,
her A-list client does not have the power she once had. Her last several
movies have been a disaster and now we have a new American sweetheart." Ouch!
Publicist: Mary Engleman
Her Americas Sweetheart Client: Julia Roberts
Disaster films: Mirror Mirror, Larry Crowne, Charlie Wilson's War,
Duplicity
New Americas Sweetheart: Jennifer Lawrence
92.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/14
This high-earning TV star gives the appearance of being kind and generous.
For her staff, though, her generosity is making their lives miserable. The
star publicly professes to love animals, and has plenty of pets at home.
What isnt publicized, however, is how some of those pets rotate through
her home. She rescues an adorable puppy, realizes that she has too many animals,
and then seeks to give away one her older pets to a staff member. If they
say "No," she harangues them until one of them agrees to take the animal
into their home. The pressure doesnt stop there. She then tries to
dictate to them which pet food they need to buy and which pet supplies they
should use. And, as if thats not enough, she is also constantly pressuring
staff to give up animal products (e.g. meat) that she thinks they shouldnt
be eating or using. Over time, her staff has grown bitter and resentful of
her actions. They feel that she has inappropriately crossed the line from
employer to controller. Many of the employees dont have the time, money,
or space to adopt any more of her animals, and many of them enjoy eating
meat. They are annoyed that they are the ones who have to pay the price for
her "kindness" and her "generosity." However, they fear that if they dont
play along and live their lives according to her rules, that she will find
an excuse to fire them.
Star: Ellen DeGeneres
Show: "Ellen DeGeneres"
93.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/13
Our mystery man was spotted throwing-up in a trash can, after his May 5th
Vegas performance at the Mayweathers fight. Know why? Because sources
say the rapper was "high out of his mind" from sippin on sizzurp.
Dont believe me.. Ask Meek Mill. This news disputes all of our blind
items statements claiming hes following doctors strict
orders. Insiders reveal the truth is hes a drug addict who refuses
to take the medicine aimed at keeping him from seizures. Just ask his enabler
Birdman. Heres what an insider tells HSK: "If he keeps up getting high,
hes going to die young. Dude has a lot of unreleased recordings. So
if he checks out early, his record company is going to get richer than they
already are."
Lil
Wayne
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#1**
This always will be A list legend/singer is trying to keep a lid on the fact
that unless her experimental treatment succeeds, she will only have a few
months left to live.
Aretha
Franklin
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress is convinced she can sell out a national
tour of her singing. Songs. Is she a good singer? Yes. No one actually likes
her though and I think she would have a hard time getting anyone to pay money
to see her. She is working on setting it up though with just a few cities
to start.
Gwyneth
Paltrow
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#3**
When this celebrity is seen, it is usually on Bravo. Known more for his money
than anything else, he has lots of connections to lots of people on Bravo
shows. Now he has another. The married celebrity has been seeing a D lister
who is at least a DD for several months.
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#4**
Usually when this A+ list mostly movie actor is on set making a movie he
will hook up with someone from the movie. It is one of the ways he passes
the time while his wife and kids are at home. He does it on the down low
and everyone on his movies pretty much owes their job to the actor so things
do not get out very much about what goes on. In one of his most recently
filmed movies though, he met someone who looks just like his wife did many
years ago when they met and she is much younger and did something that our
actor did not think was possible. He fell for her. Hard. It probably didn't
hurt that she was not wearing much the entire time she was on set. They were
from the same area and had a lot of the same interests and it just happened.
Usually at the end of filming he writes a nice check and tells the woman
goodbye, but with this woman he added her to the company payroll and she
has been working full-time for our actor ever since. It is only a matter
of time before our publicity shy actor has to do something about the situation.
Too many people are starting to whisper about it and talk about it.
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#5**
What was supposed to be a great business arrangement went sour really quickly
because of some demands this A++ list producer made on this current A++ list
celebrity. The story of their involvement went to press and then they had
to deny it because she had no problem with the money he was going to pay
her for the summer and no problem with the amount of time they were going
to spend together, but when he said that he would only go through with everything
if they had unprotected sex, she said no. Wouldn't budge. He wouldn't budge.
She has moved on and already found someone else.
Diddy/Kate
Upton
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14 **#6**
This former almost A list tweener from back before there was a term known
as tweener has moved on to other things. Probably a B- list actor combined
with some reality stuff. He wanted to see if he still had the looks everyone
loved. When he found out this current B list celebrity who is quickly running
through her 15 minutes had a huge crush on our actor when he was little,
it took him about two hours to seduce her. Her boyfriend found out though
and the next thing you know she was headed home to try and make things right.
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#1**
Last year, this former B list reality star and now just a D list celebrity
with an interesting name made a small fortune spending her summer in Europe
hooking up with guys who knew her name and her reputation. She loves telling
people she was over there for work and when people ask what kind of work
she says design. Last night someone called her out on it in front of a few
other people and the reality star turned hooker fled the party in about five
seconds.
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress who has been trying to make a comeback
from her C list status won't be working with her recent director or co-star
anytime soon. At a recent event for their new film, the actress refused to
talk to either of them, despite it being a Q&A session. After the Q&A
session she also refused to talk to any of the attendees even though they
were all industry professionals. She said she was far too busy. Probably
trying to figure out another way to get back with her long ago ex.
Actress:
Winona Ryder
Movie: "The Iceman"
Director: Ariel Vromen
Co-star: Michael Shannon
Ex: Johnny Depp
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#3**
Apparently there is going to be a paternity test. Provided the paternity
test shows he is the father, which he is not convinced of yet because of
some information a private detective discovered, this A+ list celebrity will
execute an agreement to provide for the child, when he can see the child,
and under what conditions, the child may be shown in public.
Simon
Cowell/Laura Silverman (she is about 3 or 4 weeks further along than reports
have indicated. Apparently it has to do with her getting her $4M in the
pre-nup.)
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress from a hit cable show says all the
right things about how much she loves her husband and keeps everything sexy,
but they have not had sex in a year and are barely hanging on by a thread.
Christina Hendricks
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#5**
This A list folksy style singer broke up with his girlfriend not that long
ago because she would never smoke pot with him and he felt they should do
everything together as a couple.
Jason
Mraz
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#6**
This B list mostly movie actress with A list name recognition spent two weeks
in rehab in order to get clean, thinking it would help her get back together
with her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend. No luck so far. He is just
not interested in her.
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15 **#7**
This Academy Award winner/nominee is almost A list. He has been almost A
list forever. He is a very good actor which is how he convinces people that
he is straight. He even has women he has gone on dates with convinced he
is straight. The fact that he enjoys watching gay porn while he has sex usually
clues them in to the fact he is at least bi, if not gay. He has had several
boyfriends over the years and is much more close to them than any women.
The women in his life tend to be there for a week or two, which is usually
long enough for the tabloids to say he is dating and then there is never
a second story. It is always one and done and he does it once or twice a
year. He says it makes people think he is a ladies man, when in fact, he
loves to dress up like a lady. It is one of his favorite things to do. You
can always tell when he has been doing it and going out in public rather
than just at home because it is the only time he usually has no facial hair.
Jake Gyllenhaal; Jamie Foxx
107.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/15
This married couple has a fascinating dilemma on their hands! They tried
to get pregnant. After a miscarriage, they went the surrogate route. The
surrogate produced a happy, healthy baby. The couple decided that they wanted
another child. Logically, they decided to hire a surrogate again. The surrogate
got pregnant
but so did the wife! The couple is totally shocked! Both
pregnancies are still very early on, and there is no guarantee that both
women will carry to term, so there will be no announcements for a while.
But they are already talking about the possibilities. If both women can
successfully carry to term, will they keep both children? Admit to a surrogate?
Pretend that the wife gave birth to twins? If only the surrogate carries
successfully to term, will they admit to the surrogate? Pretend that the
wife gave birth? It certainly is an interesting dilemma!
Husband: Jay-Z
Wife: Beyonce
What they will do: Say they had twins
108.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/15 #1
Another reality star is on the edge of filing for bankruptcy after living
well beyond their means for a few years. Claiming that expenses from being
on the show have pushed them into serous debt, they had no money to buy food!
Unable to hold down a regular job since becoming famous, the show did not
painted them in not the most flattering light, the only income that has come
into the household for some time is from being on reality TV, and now even
that is not enough to pay the bills. Other cast members that know about the
problems have shown little sympathy. One cast member that is now a
multimillionaire, and is currently hiring a lot of staff for a new project,
doesnt even return their calls anymore. If they knew what they do now
they would never have signed up to do the show in the first place!
Alex McCord/Simon Van Kempen "Real Housewives of New York"
friend: Bethenny Frankel
109.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/15 #2
Which celebrity couple, whom recently had an ugly split, is not being totally
honest? The two of them have agreed to pretend to be "at war" with each other
to add a little drama, and a lot of attention to the otherwise dull story.
"They are both genius when it comes to PR. They know a seemingly ugly divorce
will get both of them a lot of attention, which they both love, plus, it
will make them both a lot more money in the long run," one friend of the
couples explains. "The two of them still live together and have dinner
together most nights, however, whenever they are in public they pretend they
have no contact with the other person," adds another pal. "These two have
both worked out how to make a lot of money from being famous and have no
plans to stop now. After they officially get divorced they will both be laughing
all the way to the bank together." The joke is on us! Ozzy and
Sharon Osborne; Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy
110.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 05/15
And for Claire who has a bum knee -- Im sorry about what happened and
while I cant make up a story to get you through your horrible week,
I can tell you that theres a girl whos pregnant and even though
she says she says that her steady is the father, shes really not sure
its not one of her co-stars, who sleeps with almost all their colleagues
and with whom she used to bootycall on the regular. Depends on what the mouth
looks like when the baby comes. Does that help a little? Heather Morris/Chord
Overstreet "Glee"
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#1**
I thought they were best friends, but this almost A list celebrity has thrown
her B list mostly movie actress under the bus. The actress has been under
the bus before. Pretty much with everyone if they are married. The celebrity
is telling friends that she has photos and proof of the actress doing drugs
while she was pregnant.
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#2**
Whenever you think of a Dancing With The Stars blind, you always think it
is going to be some married celebrity having sex with one of the pros. Not
this time. It seems as if one of the celebrities discovered the sexuality
secret of the other celebrity mentioned here not too long ago and the pair
have hooked up. More than once. The celebrity's husband also joined in. Now,
I'm not saying this same married celebrity has not hooked up with a pro,
but that is not what this blind is about.
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actress says that she wants to get divorced, but
does not want to be the bad person so has tried to set up her celebrity husband
and get him to cheat with women she has hired. The problem is her husband
is so dumb that he believes his wife actually loves him.
Gwyneth
Paltrow
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition from a
very hit cable show is set to announce her divorce when she is hidden away
filming the next season of her show. She does not want to answer any questions
which would seem to mean there is a third person involved.
Keri
Russell (Obviously the whole burglar alarm thing ruined her
plans)
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#5**
This A list celebrity is trying his hardest to make it seem like he is really
in a relationship with this C+ list celebrity. Lots of photos now of them
in the same place. Family time, the works. What the photos don't show is
the barely out of her teens waitress on his yacht that he shares his cabin
with every night.
Tiger
Woods/Lindsey Vonn
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#6**
This recently rehabbed C list mostly television actor was spotted drinking
some beers with friends this week.
Corey
Monteith
(since that initial blind, I have received numerous reports of Cory
not being sober, but there is a limit to how many blinds you can do on one
subject/topic. Things got especially out of hand when Lea Michele was in
Mexico on vacation last week. There is a recent blind about the
couple.)
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16 **#7**
Charming as hell when he is sober and lusted after by many, this foreign
born B- list mostly television actor has women throwing themselves at his
feet all the time. He prefers finding women though who will not be intimidated
by him when he has had a few drinks and decides to get a little rough. OK,
very rough. Super rough. Have to be prepared to go to the hospital rough.
He says it is all part of who he is and does not apologize for it. Most people
would say it was a beating, he says it is part of sex, but it is not always
part of sex with him, it is part of who he is when he drinks. He says if
he tells people in advance what they can expect, then it is not wrong and
they come fully aware into the situation. He is adamant about that and has
had no problems finding women who go along with it for awhile. His problem
is though that as he has been with the woman a certain amount of time he
needs to get more and more rough and there comes a time when they can't handle
him or it or his drinking. Last night he ended up going home with this former
A list mostly television actress who is now kind of a mess in her own right.
This could be big trouble.
Sean
Bean
Heather
Locklear
118.
NY
POST/CINDY ADAMS 05/16
SPORTS Illustrated model. Living with a beau in a high-class apartment.
Hes had enough. Hot bachelor, hes now less hot. He wants it over.
He wants her out. But shes comfy. Not moving. Not clearing out her
bathroom or her desk. He complains to his mama he cant get rid of her.
Mamas savvy. Also practical. Also rich. Also of the Latin que sera
sera mentality. Billionaire mama tells baby boy: "So? So leave her there.
Whats the problem? Ill buy you another apartment." Julie
Henderson/Alejandro Santo Domingo/Beatrice Dávila Rocha; Cintia
Dicker/Ricardo Mansur/Patricia Rollo
119.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/16
Which former boybander, who likes to trash his former father-in-law, better
be careful about upsetting his former wife? After he recently bashed his
ex-in-law, his ex-wife has told friends shell come to her dads
defensetelling pals that her ex-man may have a big mouth, but he has
a small penis! Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson
120.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/17
This Actress is riding high off her sci-fi film but is still catching royal
criticism for an upcoming music role. Zoe Saldana (Nina Simone
movie)
121.
ALLIE
IS WIRED 05/16
Can you guess which star of a major film franchise gave 4 crew members, 1
flight attendant and 2 fellow cast members (from different films) gonorrhea?
122.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/17
The woman dubbed The Worlds Smartest Escort could be getting
ready to publish what some say is the ultimate book of Johns. Thats
because were getting word Cristina Warthens soon-to-be released
tell-all is set to expose the likes of leading Hollywood directors; a group
of the NBAs top players; and todays blind item. Hes a top
political figure notoriously known for once telling the media "I never had
sexual relations with that woman." Now, as sources reveal because this exposed
cheater who once received "a presidential" at his then-headquarters
could be listed in Warthens Black Book, our mystery mans
wife may soon be forced out the closet. Bill and Hillary Clinton
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#1**
This almost A list mostly television actor is not really A list, but his
name recognition is so high that it seems he should be A list. Anyway, he
is making an appearance next weekend and he was not all that interested in
the money they offered. Nope. What he wanted included were five women who
will do whatever he wants for the entire weekend without him having to pay
for them.
Charlie
Sheen
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#2**
"I love hanging out with ___________ (A list celebrity/athlete who everyone
in the world knows) because when he is around I get some great pussy. Really
classy stuff, unlike what I usually get from my groupies. He and I have shared
a lot over the years." B+ list singer with A list name recognition talking
about how he can't wait to see the A list celebrity this weekend.
Tiger
Woods/Kid Rock
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#3**
This B-/C+ mostly television actress from a hit premium cable show was announced
as a presenter for this award show. After she was announced she asked for
$50,000 to show up at the show. She thought she could get it because they
had announced her. She was wrong. The producers told her they would have
her replacement by the next day. Our actress backed down.
Emmy
Rossum "Shameless"/Billboard Awards
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#4**
This B list male celebrity if you like that kind of performance, and a D
if you don't had a visit recently. Well, actually our celebrity and his live
in B list celebrity with A list name recognition had a visitor. It turns
out that one of the people that the B/D list celebrity had been cheating
with has got herself in the family way. It will be very interesting to see
if our celebrity couple are seen together at a big event this weekend where
he is expected to attend.
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#5**
This B list Academy award winner/nominee mostly movie actress fainted at
Cannes, not once or twice, but four times in the span of 24 hours. She says
it is because of the traveling and the heat. The real reason is she eats
once a week, maybe twice, and has been battling an eating disorder and lately
has been losing that battle.
Carey
Mulligan
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#6**
The FBI is investigating this former almost A list reality star about some
business activities she has been involved in for the past two years. This
is what you get for hanging around shady people. Holly Madison
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor has been in this space before. He has a well
documented temper and well documented fetishes that I have highlighted in
this space before and in certain cases, revealed. What were some mild, twisted
sexual games he used to play, are turning into some dangerous acts where
someone could get killed. His ex-girlfriend has started to talk about how
the actor had transformed in the few years she had known him. He started
off as a nice guy and then as his drinking and drugging got worse, it started
to affect his brain. She said that it affected him even on the days when
he did not drink or do drugs and that she often feared for her life and would
hide at friend's houses because she literally was scared. Now his rages have
turned sexual and she said that he sent her videos of what he has been doing
with his current actress girlfriend and how there is blood everywhere in
one of the videos and that they have gone on trips to other countries and
she thinks they have hired women in those countries who are willing to
participate in his sex fantasies. She says that he used to share them with
her, but she always refused to be a part of anything more than just being
with him. It was because of his sex addictions and needs that they broke
up.
Actor:
Shia LaBeouf
Former girlfriend: Karolyn Pho
Current girlfriend: Mia Goth
130.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/17
Which celebrity who was once a model adores herself sooooo much that she
just sent her none celebrity best friend a birthday gift a frame
photograph of herself? "She is the most self-absorbed celebrity ever. She
thinks its very sweet and very thoughtful personalized gift. She even
had the nerve to tell me where in my tiny apartment it should hang
right above my bed," the friend told Naughty But Nice Rob. No longer modeling,
this star is now a reality TV star and responsible for finding and mentoring
new talent. Lets hope she teaches the new top stars a different lesson in
gift giving!
Former Model: Tyra Banks
TV Show: Americas Next Top Model
131.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/17
This is a fascinating story if you have been following two big celebrity
stories over the past few days. There is a network that is rarely the first
to break news about celebrity events, because they always wait for official
confirmation from celebs and their publicists before saying anything. Today,
however, something unusual happened. They "broke" an unconfirmed story (Yes,
yes, we know they didnt really break it because the story already broke
days ago, but they are the first television network to talk about publicly
as if its a fact, so whatever). Why would they do that? Why would this
network break with protocol and risk the ire of top celebs and their publicist
by running such a big announcement without any kind of confirmation? We know
why! Its because of the OTHER story that was in the gossip columns
yesterday and today. You know
the one about a certain gay musician?
The producer of multiple shows on that same network doesnt want anyone
messing with a ridiculous illusion that he has created that is now his biggest
cash cow. Anything that has the potential to spoil that illusion must be
suppressed! Pay no attention to that gay musician in the corner! So, meetings
were held to decide how to get the gay musician story out of the headlines.
The staff fished for ideas and beat each other with sticks (OK, not really,
but they did discuss it). How could they get the public to stop talking about
the gay musician? First, they blocked the story from their own properties.
So, while the gay musician chatter dominated every other gossip site and
broadcast for the past 24 hours, this particular networks shows and
websites didnt mention a peep about it. Just pretended it never happened.
But nature and media abhor a vacuum. They had to fill that vacuum with something.
So they prematurely broke the unconfirmed story about another big celebrity!
Distraction complete! Now, the celebrities who are the subjects of story
#2 are furious! But the network doesnt care. Theyll fix that
relationship later. As long as they saved the cash cow revenues by burying
story #1, well, thats all that matters for today! This network really
wants you to believe that they are the leader in entertainment news.
Theyre not. They are, however, the leader in entertainment news
manipulation.
Network:
E!
Story #1 Gay Musician: Kanye West
Story #2 unconfirmed rumor: Beyonce Pregnancy
Producer: Ryan Seacrest
132.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 05/17
She hates the paps, and shes been burned by the paps. So now shes
dealing with the paps and is working exclusively with one agency, agreeing
to give them photos on a regular basis. The agreement started several months
ago when she approached one agency in exchange for information on a paparazzo
working for another agency. She wanted names, plates, any details available,
presumably in hopes of either legal retribution, if possible, and illegal
retribution, if necessary. Very gangster. The only problem with making this
kind of arrangement is that you have to deliver. And if you dont deliver
as often as the paps want, and on the kind of photos that are lucrative,
theyll take what they can get, show up when theyre not supposed
to, and that compromises the control she was attempting to secure in the
first place. Very Faustian. Kristen Stewart (photos of her and Rupert
Sanders)
133.
POPBITCH
05/18
Which Welsh legend was once spotted ending an argument with a wine bar proprietor
by screeching "At least I takes it up the front door!" Shirley
Bassey
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#1**
This former B- list mostly television actress who does not do much of anything
right now except shadow her significant other recently told the world she
does not drink. She made it sound like she has never had a drink. Well, maybe
she should have said that prior to her current relationship she used to drink
and get wasted and pass out all the time and was a mess every non working
night. Then, she learned her current man hates drinking so she pretended
to have never had anything to drink.
Blake
lively/Ryan Reynolds
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#2**
What former A list tweener and now a pretentious brat made his on again/off
again girlfriend wait outside his room yesterday for 20 minutes while he
smoked a joint and got serviced by a woman his friend had found for him.
Our former tweener then kicked the groupie out one door and invited in his
sometime girlfriend.
Justin
Bieber/Selena Gomez
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#3**
This A list celebrity/athlete has been taking high blood pressure medication
and apparently it is making him impotent which is leading to more drinking
which has led to a 15 pound weight gain and a gut. Combined with his baldness
and he looks nothing like he did before everything began.
Tiger
Woods
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#4**
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress who is a nice solid B lister has
finally broke it off from her longtime partner who also happens to be a B
list actor. One too many times she has caught him with other women. He was
good for about a year, but slipped with a production assistant. Naomi
Watts/Liev Schreiber
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress who has been known to date for publicity
made it very clear to several musicians at the Billboard Awards last night
that she is available to anyone who is interested. It was kind of awkward
how she was acting and just so blatant about it.
Jenny
McCarthy
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#6**
You would think that when people have been married less than a year they
would be having sex all the time. Not so if you are this A list mostly movie
actress Academy award winner/nominee, who according to her hairstylist has
yet to consummate her marriage and only got married because she was tired
of being asked out.
Anne
Hathaway
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20 **#7**
This actress at one point was on the cusp of A list. Has kid(s). Not married
right now. Not in a relationship right now. Not really working right now.
All she really tries to do is spend all of her time helping others. In the
past year, despite not even really bringing home any paychecks, she has given
over $1M to various programs in the city where she lives. She also got her
famous family member involved in charity work and through his skill and talent,
managed to raise $2M in the past six months for charities in both of the
cities where they live. The two have started a foundation which they hope
will raise $10M a year and for which our actress is seriously considering
quitting acting to work on full-time.
Liv
Tyler
(Todd
Rundgren)
141.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE 05/20
Which past his prime rapper was selected to host an award show and planned
to make such a grand entrance that it involved flying with a jetpack? However,
the only person the network could find who had a license to use the machinery
was white. When the celebrity found out he went crazy, fortunately, a helmet,
gloved, and a lot of make-up saved the day! Everyone, including the rapper
with a very health ego, still thinks he can fly!
The rapper with an identity crisis: Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy/Sean
Combs
Show: 2005 MTV Awards
142.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/20
He may be a platinum-selling rapper, but that doesnt mean our blind
item gets to cash-in right away. Know why? Because sources say as
per his record deal with his original label five other people collect
before our mystery man does! That could be why our blind item is said to
be rejoicing over his recently reported reconciliation with one of his boys.
You may remember our blind items ties to The Weeknd previously hit
Bottom
now theyre here, at a place where our mystery man can have
all access to his Cash Money. Now, hes said to be planning to use his
over-The-Weeknd beef as a publicity stunt at Torontos "OVA Festival,"
in August. "Some nobody started feelin himself/A couple somebodies
started killin themself/A couple albums dropped, those are still on
the shelf/I bet them shits would have popped if I was willin to help"
~5AM in Toronto. Heres what a source tells HSK: "Dude was heartbroken
with his BFF after The Weeknd didnt sign to his record label. So, with
an angry spirit, he rushed to the studio to record a pair of diss tracks.
He was emotionally hurt." Im told since our blind item reunited with
"The Weeknd," hes as happy as a pig playing in shit. Dont believe
me.. Ask Larmar. Now, can you guess which bitch-made rapper Im talking
about? Drake
143.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/21
Riccardo Tisci is the Givenchy fashion designer who dressed both Beyonce
Knowles and Kim Kardashian for the 2013 Met Ball in New York. As you may
recall, Tiscis creations for the pair were unique and memorable. Beyonce
wore "Going Down In Flames" while Kim wore "Nanas Sofa". But we digress.
This blind item has nothing to do with fashion
and everything to do
with Riccardo Tiscis sex life! In a 2011 interview with Vogue Homme,
Tisci was asked to reveal his "best" sexual experience. He said: "Ive
had quite a few, but the one that immediately springs to mind was with someone
well-known. Id never imagined something could happen between me and
this guy. Its still the hottest weekend Ive ever had. Nobody
knows for sure if hes straight or gay; its a complete mystery.
Still, I was drawn to him, his way of talking and thinking, the way he smokes,
walks, dresses. I admire his work as an artist. That weekend together, the
intimacy between us, has only made him even more attractive to me." Man
Who Is Well-Known: Kanye West
144.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/21
Which talk show host, who is coming to the end of her career, didnt
recognize her own daughter when she came to visit her mother in her
studios audience. The show was producing a special-themed mothers and
daughters show and executives thought it would be nice to surprise the host
with her own daughter. However, after years of a troubled relationship and
spending a lot of time apart, she picked the wrong young lady in the crowd
when she was told her daughter had come to surprise her. Luckily, the show
was taped and the embarrassing incident was edited out now it is just
alive in the staffs memory who witnesses the TV lady being unable to
recognize her own baby! OUCH. Barbara Walters
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#1**
This former almost A list foreign born singer is now a C+ lister. If you
hear her name, you would know it even though she has dropped so quickly.
Everyone thought she was going to be long lasting and she has been in the
news as of late. Anyway, at a private party this week, she was paid a tremendous
amount of money to perform and not just singing. She was required to perform
some adult activities with the man who paid her.
Joss
Stone
(2
men convicted of conspiracy to
murder)/Len
Blavatnik
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#2**
This must be really messy behind the scenes. This network drama/fantasy is
a big hit. Two of the stars are very public about their relationship. What
is not so public is that during their relationship, the male in this couple
had a week long fling with another co-star on the show. His girlfriend found
out and read the riot act to the other woman, not her boyfriend. Apparently
did not even get mad at her boyfriend. Of course considering she was a long
time other woman, this might make sense. "Once Upon a Time" Ginnifer Goodwin
(affair with Tom Hanks)/Josh Dallas/Lana Parrilla
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#3**
This actress is B- and mostly movies. Some good roles. A couple of great
roles. Loves publicity. Had her stylist, alter her dress for Cannes just
enough so that she too could get some of the wardrobe malfunction press that
has been going on this week. Her expression when it was "discovered" and
pointed out to her was embarrassing. Everyone could tell she had planned
it.
Rosario
Dawson
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#4**
This A list director picked up a woman at an after party last night and took
her home to his place. Seriously? After what you claimed you went through
the last time, you did that.
Todd
Phillips "The Hangover" Wins 10-Year Restraining Order
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress who only stays B list because of her
last name and because of her boyfriend is on a middling network show. She
was asked to do a charity event but turned them down when they would not
send a private jet for her. The jet would have cost more than the event was
set to raise.
Lea
Michele
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#6**
This former B list celebrity and sometime reality star who is now probably
a C- list celebrity has been known to turn tricks with her kids in the house,
and use drugs too. HINT: She has not had the best month of November.
The good news is any publicity is good publicity in her situation.
Jenna
Jameson
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#7**
The more I get to know of things that this almost A list mostly movie actress
from a huge, no longer in existence franchise, the less I like of her. She
has had experiences with the same sex several times. Many times. She has
no issues with it and moves from one sex to the other seamlessly. Does not
mean she is sexual, she just has no problems having sex with men or women.
Anyway, one of her co-stars shares something with her that many of her other
franchise co-stars did not. Yes, that is a clue. Her co-star is also an actress.
Probably B- list; mostly movies, but with as high of a name recognition as
our almost A lister. Several years ago, our B lister confided to our almost
A lister that that B lister prefers women, or at least she thought she did.
She had been on dates with boys but it had primarily been just hand holding
and kissing and she felt nothing for them. Her female friends though were
another story. She lusted after them, but because of her age and the way
she had always marketed herself, she did not think it wise to get involved
or even experiment with women until she met our almost A lister. The two
began an affair that has lasted a few years. Only when the almost A lister
wants it though, which is only when she needs something from the B lister
or needs some attention or just wants to fuck with the B lister's head. Our
almost A lister is good at that. That is a monthly occurrence. The B lister
is in love with our almost A lister and our almost A lister takes advantage
of that. A lot. Mostly just by using the B lister or getting her involved
in sick jokes and pranks. One of the jokes was so bad that our B lister lost
out on a very very good part that ended up getting another person an Academy
Award nomination for the role. Kristen Stewart/Dakota Fanning
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21 **#8**
It is not a woman he is just dating. This almost A list evenly split television
and movie actor has a full-time sober coach. He just wanted her to be hot.
One thing has led to another and they are an item.
Jason
Segel
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#1**
It is going to be interesting to see what happens now with these two C list
reality stars from a hit show now that it has ended. She is and was single,
but he is not. The two have had an affair for the past few months. Will it
continue? Will he go back to his longtime love? Karina Smirnoff/Jacoby
Jones "Dancing With the Stars"
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#2**
This former almost A list singer, who is really and will always just be a
one hit wonder no matter what he says, saw a lingerie spread featuring his
ex recently and started calling everyone he knew to get her phone number
again. He eventually got it and asked her out. The whole time he kept telling
his girlfriend that it was for business because it would make people want
to buy his new record if people thought they had got back together.
James
Blunt/Petra Nemcova
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#3**
This actress had a chance to make it big. She was on one of the best shows
on television. She had a great part. Then she started taking drugs and boozing
at all hours and lost the show. Fired. Now she is a C lister who will work
for anyone doing anything. The problem is that she can't stop using and sleeping
around. She has had two miscarriages in the past five months and is now pregnant
again. And drinking.
Paz
de la Huerta "Boardwalk Empire"
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actress pretty much just lives on her past
fame and her A list name recognition. She also knows how to stay in the tabloids.
This week she found someone to replace her toyboy, at least for the week.
She is paying $5K a night for his company. Went away from the ethnic look
she has been experiencing and went with someone Nordic looking.
Demi
Moore
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress should watch out. Rumor has it from one
of her nannies that the boyfriend of the actress has been yelling at the
child of the actress on a regular basis and has got into arguments with the
actress about how she raises her child. He thinks the child needs more hands
on discipline.
Halle
Berry and Olivier Martinez
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#6**
According to the girlfriend of this former A+ list mostly movie actor and
now just a solid B list Academy Award winner/nominee, the actor was the first
person in the world to see these. Even before a certain someone you would
be expected to see them first. Photo though, not in person.
B
list actor: Billy Bob Thornton
Angelina Jolies new breast (Brad Pitt)
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#7**
This actor is probably C list. He goes from B+ list to C list depending on
whether he is on a television show at the time. Yeah, not many movies for
him and he has had some really bad luck with television shows after his one
big hit. That one got him to the B list. It also got him on television all
the time, including all those reruns that are on every time I turn on the
television. When he goes out, women come up to him and want to talk. He likes
to visit college campuses though to find the women he likes. According to
one girl who dated him for about six months she said the first thing he asked
her was how old she was. She said 19. He said that was fine but when she
hit 20, she was going to be out the door. She didn't believe him, but it
was true. Happy 20th birthday. Then bye. he only dates teens. He prefers
them dumb with large breasts. He has convinced several of them to drop out
of school and spend a year with him traveling all over. They all think they
will be the one to keep him forever, but he dumps them after a year or so.
I don't even know what they see in the guy. He is not good looking. He is
goofy and has a violent temper. Another one of the teens he dated said that
when he would have a bad day he would punch walls and tv sets. He would yell
at her and threaten to beat her. He never actually would touch her, but she
still would be scared.
HINT:
Since his last show ended not that long ago he has been touring and this
fall has been out of control with boozing and is getting more aggressive
in his approach to women. He has a tenuous connection to Gene
Hackman.
Brad Garrett
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22 **#8**
At an event this week, this B- list mostly movie actress who made her fame
in television and movies was asked about who she is dating. She said to every
reporter on the red carpet that she was looking for the right guy and going
on lots of dates. The thing is that at the end of the red carpet, was her
assistant/girlfriend. Our actress has not dated a guy in almost a decade.
Michelle
Rodriguez
161.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/22
These two talented young performers would like you to think that they met
after they became part of the same show. Not true! They actually met
and dated a couple of years before that. Why not just admit that they
knew and dated each other in the past? Well, because their current project
demands that they be perceived as young and hot and available. If people
knew that they had dated, it would spoil the illusion. Besides, their management
doesnt want anyone to know that they are gay. Thats right. These
performers are the same gender! And they are still very, very attracted to
each other. Its too bad management wont let them live their lives
openly and honestly, because they make one really cute couple!
Show:
Performer 1:
Performer 2:
162.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/22
Which (in)famous dad of a trouble prone Hollywood actress had a pearl inserted
in into his man parts as a teenager? But unlike Demi Moores yoga-teaching
boy toy Will Hanigan, who had the pearl inserted due to a farming tradition,
boasting itd give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom, this C-List
celebrity did not follow such a tradition. "He boasts that he and his pals
did it when they were in the early teens," reveals a source.
Actress: Tatum ONeal
Dad: Ryan ONeal
163.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/23
This Oscar Winner may be losing her man because he is not happy with her
weight loss. Mo'Nique
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#1**
This A list rapper said it was worth it to him because he always wanted to
have sex with this former A list reality star/celebrity and now just an annoying
name. Plus, if he makes a few bucks, then it will be a win/win. It is never
a win/win when you have sex with her. Ever.
Paris
Hilton/Lil Wayne
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#2**
This Teen Mom dad has hooked up with his ex. His current girlfriend who is
expecting a baby with him, would probably not be thrilled to hear that.
Chelsea
and Adam
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#3**
This B- list mostly movie actress went to rehab three times in her teens
and no one knew even though she was working full-time. No wonder she had
to go to rehab with a dad like that. She has been sober for two years now.
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#4**
This former B list mostly television actress who is now just a B list celebrity
got paid $250K to host a club opening. Yeah, that seems like a lot of money
until you realize she had to spend two hours at the club and four nights
with the owner of the club. She also managed to make even more money by selling
some photos of herself to a pap agency while on the trip. She is a multi-tasker.
Carmen
Electra in Dubai
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit show based on a book
who would be C list if not for the show has threatened to quit the show if
a special guest star is allowed to appear on more than one episode. The special
guest star is a C list celebrity with A list name recognition and the two
can't stand each other. As in would beat each other if left alone for too
long.
B-
list actress: Ashley Benson
Special guest star: Rumer Willis
Show: Pretty Little Liars
Both dated Chord Overstreet
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor is set to debut his new "girlfriend" just
in time for Father's Day and photos of them with his family. Jeremy
Renner
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#7**
This actor was A list. He is still close. If he got another great role, it
would shoot him back to A list. Made his fame on television. Great role.
Great show. Now, he is mostly movies. I think it would be unexpected to see
him on television. Married. Been married before that too. Been with many
women who are very brave. Our actor has a temper. Has a temper with everyone.
Even if you are paying him he has a temper. He is always living on the edge.
He is always one second from blowing up on you. He tends to find his wives
by having affairs with the women he is considering. With the women he is
having an affair with, he is kind and generous. Always lots of gifts. Cheap
gifts though. For a multi-millionaire he spends very little on romantic gestures.
He will buy you dinner and get you some grocery store flowers, and will do
it everyday, but you are not getting more than that. He hits, but not in
a bruising kind of way. He prefers slapping your face. He is a terrorizer
rather than a beater. You would think he would have trouble keeping women,
but he has to fight them off. They all want to be with him and they want
him to be mean. They want him to be rough. It is the strangest thing. One
of his friends told me that women expect him to be violent with them and
would be disappointed if he was a sweet guy. Lucky for them he is violent.
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23 **#8**
This almost A list celebrity has been wearing more and more clothes despite
the heat and despite her pregnancy, because she has not been able to have
any of her regular procedures done while she has been pregnant. Apparently
she is dying for some botox and hates the way she looks without it.
Kim
Kardashian
172.
THE
MORTON REPORT 05/23
The British press has a great knack at spotting irregular behaviour in Hollywood
stars and this story concerns a very big name indeed. These days he seems
like Mr. Sensible but go back over a decade and when this mega-star was in
England, the word soon got around that he did a disappearing act during evenings
in clubs or parties and reappeared in high form
with a runny nose.
So our very clever journalists got round the thorny problem of possible legal
action by making veiled hints about drug abuse by merely suggesting that
the star seemed to have a very bad cold or made frequent
trips to the toilet. And its not Brad Pitt! Ed Norton; Hugh
Grant
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#1**
This A+ list rapper has banned this former B list celebrity from ever working
with anyone he does business with after she opened her mouth and said some
nasty things about the A+ lister. A lot were true, but, she is going to find
it very difficult to make a buck now.
Jay-Z/Foxy
Brown
(Jay-Z
a tranny chaser, her virginity, robbery, sex tape and
STDs)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#2**
This former B list mostly movie actor who is more known for his relationships,
including a very high profile past one than he is for his acting has been
getting really good at the one night stands with actresses. He does this
even though he has a long time girlfriend. His latest conquest was with a
soccer mom he met at one of his kid's games. He even left early so he could
go home with her before her other kids got home. Then he went back to the
place he shares with his girlfriend.
Ryan
Phillipe
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#3**
This almost A list mostly movie actress from one of the year's biggest hits
is telling friends she has finally split from her celebrity husband. Well,
finally, but they have not been married that long. Before her more recent
trip she caught him again with another woman and instead of apologizing,
he threatened to beat her. Yeah, nice guy. She says she threw the wedding
ring on the floor and walked out. Carey Mulligan/Marcus Mumford
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#4**
This A+ list celebrity/singer says he will not be seeing this certain reality
star any time soon and will not be present for a very important life event.
He also has instructed those around him to not mention her name. Kanye
West (birth of Kim Kardashians baby)
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#5**
This C+ list mostly movie actor who really only has one great role to his
career thinks he is a big shot. He is recognized for the movie, but not as
much as he was when it came out a few years ago. He was hitting on a woman
the other night and when she blew him off and didn't recognize him, he threw
his drink in her face and told her to Google him and then come back when
she was ready.
Jesse
Eisenberg
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#6**
This almost A list mostly movie actress likes everyone to think her life
is very perfect and very nuclear. It is not that great, but she is a great
actress. The thing she loves doing though is once a week she will do a few
lines of coke just because she feels like she never can party or go out and
always has to be the perfect mom and wife.
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#7**
This B- list celebrity is barely B-. I am being generous and I think it is
only because of who she is with that she moves up from the dreaded C list
to B-. Does a little of this and a little of that and stays in the spotlight
just enough where everyone kind of knows her name. You would be hard pressed
to name something she has been in except for her relationship. She does have
something unique going for her though. She says she is straight and no one
has ever questioned that. She is with a guy now and has always publicly been
with guys. The thing is she has been with four women at least in her life
and is the only person I know who has been with the following combination
of tabloid train wrecks.
B- list celebrity:
A+ list singer/celebrity:
Former almost A list mostly movie actress who is lucky if you consider her
a C+:
Former A list reality star turned joke:
Former C- list celebrity now turned C+ list celebrity wife married to an
A list mostly movie actor:
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actress who has been in this space a
lot and is now just a C- list actress with a name trying to make it in the
world, has been trying to sell producers on a reality show for her. Yes,
how the high and mighty have fallen. She is pregnant and since her boyfriend
dumped her, she is going to raise the child on her own. I wonder if she will
stop boozing now that she is pregnant.
Mischa
Barton
181.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/24
Destroyed By Disney or Injured From Falling Down The Fox Hole?
Its been about five-years since this former Disney child actors
reported disappearance led to his shocking I needed to be alone
revelation. Now, new information about this blind item presents a disturbing
upbringing which may have misguided this mystery man to his said current
drug-addicted state. In insider reveals because our blind items now
lesbian mother was once a groupie, he doesnt know the exact identity
of his biological dad. Those could be the grounds for why sources say he
was later turned out by Jamie Foxx, whos reported to also be his God
Father. That really could be "Thats So Raven" for this former Raven
Simone fellow cast-mate. Know why? Because sources say the former Cosby kid
which our blind item came up next to was also turned out, but
by Lindsay Lohan. Today, this former The Jamie Foxx Show cast
member is reported to be using his insider information to his benefit
as sources reveal our blind item sells stories to gossip media "so he can
get money to buy drugs". Hes been arrested three times over one DUI
case. Now, can you guess which former child actor Im talking about?
Orlando Brown
182.
MOUTH
TO EAR 05/25
She may like some spice but she likes it posh
This former
girl group member is into more than just dancing. Aside from being the only
African American member in her group from the UK , she is the most attractive.
If her looks could kill she would be an automatic hand gun. When she found
love in a man people were surprised with her choice, especially because she
had just birthed a child by a mega star. With her dominate personality people
where shocked with her husbands feminine presence. But once we learned that
they were into threesomes and he was the seeker it all made sense. Apparently
her husband goes out and finds the women that they entertain. On any given
night at her house you can find her with a strap-on, her husband willingly
taking it, and a third party who is watching in shock. We guess if you wanna
be her lover, you gotta her with her husband
Girl
group member: Melanie Brown "Scary Spice"
Mega star: Eddie Murphy
Husband: Stephen Belafonte
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25
There has been talk of this celebrity couple trying to work things out. She
is really close to A list. Definitely A list name recognition. He used to
be B list, but you really have to be a certain age to know him as more than
her husband. She wanted to work it out for the kids. He just kept wanting
to get his freak on, and she has finally found someone she is interested
in, so the divorce is coming. She is going to have to pay a lot.
Gwen
Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26
This B- list mostly television actress is not even waiting to find a new
guy in her life. The actress, from a very hit show is going to do IVF and
a sperm donor because she is so desperate to have more children now that
her youngest has weaned.
Mayim
Bialik
185.
MOUTH
TO EAR 05/27
If only she took notes from all the relationship movies she has played in!!!
You would think she was going to be able to decipher this bomb, but boy were
we wrong. Not only is this actress divorced but she lost her husband to the
same rat race she joined to find her new love. But the groupies are not her
biggest problem right now, it is HER MOUTH. Sources are buzzing that this
women is starting to FEEL herself now that her beau is "talking" serious.
And we stress" talking" serious because he is still smashing random
Latinas in the city he currently plays for. While she is partying and
working in Vegas he is playing in the Finals and scoring big points after
the game.
Athlete: Dwyane Wade
His Team: Miami Heat
Actress: Gabrielle Union
Actress Ex Husband: Chris Howard
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#1**
This couple was at Cannes together for several days. She is an A list mostly
movie actress. He is a celebrity. They not only slept in separate rooms,
they slept in separate hotel rooms, and not even on the same floor. That
is a very strange marriage.
Nicole
Kidman/Keith Urban
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#2**
He had told her they were finished. This A+ list mostly movie actor had finally
split for good from this C list celebrity and former reality star. Then she
texted a photo of herself in Cannes sitting in this A+ list mostly movie
star's lap to her former guy. The next thing you know she was being whisked
to his side to have dinner and spend the night. She wants another contract.
George
Clooney/Stacey Keibler/Leonardo DiCaprio
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#3**
Just because he has switched countries, does not mean he has lost his sleazy
ways. This former B+ list mostly television actor who made his fame on a
very hit cable show has always been sleazy. This one might take the cake
though. He was out to dinner with his girlfriend of the week when he spotted
this resurgent B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who still looks great and
has a new hit movie. Our actor went over to her table where she was dining
with another woman and sat himself down without being invited and started
hitting on our actress who could see his date at the other table. Our actress
got up and went and sat down next to the girlfriend and told her to run from
the actor very quickly and never look back.
Jeremy
Piven/Heather Graham
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#4**
This guy has really not given up pretending he is straight for the cameras.
He is an actor. He was B list mostly television when his hit show for an
almost network was on the air. Now though, he is probably a C lister. Everyone
has told him to come out. It is not a secret with his family or friends,
so it is only him who is continuing the charade. He hangs out with a woman
he calls his girlfriend, but she is really seeing one of his other friends
he brings around and another of those friends is his boyfriend. In public
though, it is all smiles for the happy male/female "couple." Chace Crawford
and Rachel Goulding
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#5**
This former A list mostly movie actress is in a drug fueled world right now
and refuses to do anything about it. She spends most of the day unconscious
and has refused help from family members. She has binges of pills and then
will switch to coke and meth and other drugs and then takes one day off a
week to be photographed by the paps and she thinks she has them convinced
she is fine. She is so close to death and does not even know it. Demi
Moore
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#6**
This actress is probably A list in her country and C+ in this country. She
has starred in some really big films here in the States, but is probably
more well known for her name. Anyway, this weekend she was on a red carpet
and absolutely wasted. Everyone in the press knew she was drunk and when
she got inside the venue, she took off her dress, took two steps in only
her panties and then passed out. Someone found a towel and they carried her
to a car out the back door.
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#7**
This couple has split again for the umpteenth time. He wants to be married
and have a bunch of kids. His B- list celebrity half from multiple reality
shows thinks she has a future in television and also wants to do Playboy.
He does not think Playboy is the place the mother of his child should be
seen. She also would like him to get a job.
Nicole
Elizabeth "Snooki" Polizzi
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actor has now been clean for almost
six months. That is the longest he has been clean in years. His wife had
been clean, but now has been using for almost the entire six months our actor
has been clean. His wife, an actress, who does not do much also needs rehab
but is afraid her husband will leave her if she admits she has been using.
Like he can't tell. Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27 **#9**
A first impression is a lasting impression apparently because the parents
of this almost A list mostly movie actress who got her start on television
have met their daughter's boyfriend and can't stand the guy. I guess he ran
into them way back in the day and he didn't know who they were and treated
them like crap because that is how he treats everyone. They didn't appreciate
it and he tried to apologize when he found out who they were, but the next
few years they would see him being his usual jerk self and treating people
poorly and not being nice to anyone. He would be high sometimes when they
saw him or have a bunch of women with him or one time there was a naked woman
on his arm when they walked by his trailer. So, when their daughter told
them she was dating the A list mostly television now actor, they were not
thrilled and refuse to see him or talk to him. They can't stand the idea
of him. Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher
195.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/27
Which celebrity, who started off as a singer before she became super famous,
is now selling her Beverly Hills home, which includes a beautiful fishpond.
However after becoming very friendly with her two large fish, Romeo and Juliet,
she is insisting on taking them with her to her new house. What she doesnt
realize is that Romeo and Juliet are actually
Romeo and Juliet number five and six the
ones before them passed away and no one told her! "She once noticed
that Juliet looked a little different but assumed she was just growing older.
When in fact she was a totally different fish. In fact the fish were replaced
so often, without her knowing, that she now thinks fish change their markings
as they grow older," one security guard told Naughty But Nice Rob!
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#1**
This B- list reality star on a hit reality show found videos of her significant
other having sex with two other women at the same time. First time she has
seen video, but there have been lots of other times he has cheated. She doesn't
care though. She is not all that into sex, and is all for it. She would prefer
there not be videos of it.
Kourtney
Kardashian and Scott Disick
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#2**
This almost A list mostly television actress from a hit network show has
been panicking a lot lately. Although she has been on the show and famous
for quite some time, she has never been followed by paps or had them stake
out her home before. Now everyone wants that million dollar affair photo
of her with her co-star. The couple has not managed to see each other out
of the public eye in well over six weeks because they are always following
her. The last time they saw each other was a two hour hookup at the Four
Seasons.
HINT:
Apparently her unemployed significant other is spending her money in buckets.
She has even more people following her now because her male co-star has moved
out of his home. Something is about to break.
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#3**
This B list mostly television actor who has dabbled in movies, but made his
fame and continues to make his name on huge television shows spent some time
on vacation with his wife. You know, the significant other he has cheated
on constantly before and during their marriage/partnership (Some people say
they are married). So, why should vacation be any different. He spent time
with her in the pool or ocean during the day and then would go have a drink
for a couple of hours every night at a local strip club. Spent a great deal
of time in the back room of the club.
Chris
Noth
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#4**
This former C list celebrity turned wife is ticked off that she is not getting
to enjoy the fruits of celebrity pregnancy. No cover stories or paid for
baby showers. The only thing she has managed to do is have a pap come by
everyday and take photos of her which sometimes show up in magazines. A few
weeks ago she went into full tantrum mode when she saw a tabloid devote four
pages to a pregnancy of a person she thinks is beneath her.
C
list celebrity: Hilaria Baldwin
Person beneath her: Jenna Dewan Tatum
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#5**
This underage C list reality star was found in her driveway slumped over
drunk in the driver's seat of her car. Police never saw her. Would love to
see the security camera video from that arrival. Kendall Jenner
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#6**
No one is even sure why this celebrity couple bothered to attend an event
together. The couple who consist of an A list celebrity female and a much
lesser listed male have been in this spot before because of their marriage
issues. Nothing has changed, but the wife insisted that the couple attend
a party together to keep up the facade of a happy home despite the fact that
the couple did not spend one second talking to each other at the party unless
absolutely necessary and stayed as far apart as possible at all times.
Gwen
Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#7**
"I would love to have another marriage where it is just about friendship
and not always having to try and fend off a horny man. Sex is completely
overrated. I have done my greatest acting when coming up with excuses." A
list mostly movie actress talking to her makeup artist last week.
Nicole
Kidman
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#8**
Back in the day, this almost A lister mostly television actor was a real
ladies man. Of course, that is when he was doing lots of movies and had his
own hair. Oh, you didn't know he didn't have his own hair anymore? When he
was an A list mostly movie actor he did, but not anymore. When he was a ladies
man he would have sex with a different woman every night, but I guess he
did not find his true match until he met his wife. A more sexual freak, he
had never known. In the club world at the time she was legendary. There were
bands who would come to LA simply hoping they would even get to talk to her,
let alone have sex with her. She was always a music person which is why everyone
was kind of surprised when she started dating an actor. That was never her
thing. Our actor confessed that he enjoyed some sexual kink and over the
years the kink has turned even more into the dark side, but when that got
them in a tiny bit of trouble with a house of ill repute in Switzerland,
they started keeping everything in house. Our actor loves to wear women's
lingerie and wigs and on the set of his show has been spotted wearing thongs.
Don't bend over without a belt. It turns out that he also loves to be humiliated
by his wife and a few years ago when they were being more open about the
couples in their life, one couple saw our actor being led around by a leash
in the house and also forced to drink out of a bowl. He was also not allowed
to join in, but just had to watch his wife when they would swap. Rob and
Sheryl Lowe
204.
BOSSIP
05/28
A certain very married NBA baller might have some serious explaining to do.
Not only is this woman claiming to have been romantically involved with him,
but shes also alleging to have been bustin it open in the bedroom
behind closed doors with him for a while. This potential dirty-dog candidate
is a well known athlete who plays for one of the most high-profile NBA franchises
in the league, and these allegations really couldnt have come at a
worse time for he and his family, especially since the jump-off whos
itching to put him on blizzy blast even says she has proof of their affair
including text messages of their freaky conversations. If this thicky-thick
groupie is telling the truth, this coupled up baller should probably start
spending less time with his single, schlong slaingin teammates and
start learning how to keep his high-paid peen in his pants before he loses
it all. Can you guess who he is? Hint: Nope
.its not Kobe
.
Carmelo Anthony/New York Knicks
205.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/28
This celebrity is going to be popping the question to his girlfriend soon!
Her friends say that she has no idea that the proposal is coming and that
she will be totally shocked. Will his camp be as excited about it as her
camp? Probably not. They think he is too young; that the couple needs to
slow things down; that he needs to be sure that she loves him for him and
not just for his fame; etc. But even if they voice those concerns with him,
they will never say those things in public. They are very concerned about
his public image and will pretend to be happy for everyone involved. At least
the ring will be genuine
and genuinely gorgeous! He was recently looking
at a beautiful cushion-cut diamond engagement ring from a famous Hollywood
jeweler whose gems are frequently featured on the red carpet. If that is
the ring he selects, she will be one lucky lady! He will be proposing while
they are on vacation. Will she accept? Well, her friends say that she really
loves him and will definitely say yes.
He: Justin Bieber
She: Selena Gomez
206.
EVIL
BEET 05/28
Which mega performer has to have major poop privacy? After playing a huge
venue, she made an unscheduled stop into the media room, with 2 handlers.
The room was still filled with writers and bloggers when one handler asked
the other if he "had to go that bad". He shook his head and gestured it was
the pop princess who needed to use the restroom. They then made it clear
that everyone needed to clear out NOW and not come back, as this wasnt
going to be a quick bathroom stop. There were many other bathrooms nearby
but this one was the furthest away from any prying ears
or noses, which
I guess made it the only one in the world for this girl. I know we all want
privacy and dont want to be disturbed while in the bathroom, but to
kick everyone out when there are plenty of other options? Seems kinda rude.
Rihanna
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#1**
This New Jersey RH husband has a stripper he loves. He pays for her apartment
and car and even got her a job. Since your first guess will be Joe, I will
say it isn't him. Albert Manzo
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#2**
This former A list tweener who is now just a world class a-hole was told
by a very very very close and immediate family member that he needed to go
to rehab. He has not spoken to her since. He says they are close, but they
are not.
Justin
Bieber (mother)
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#3**
This A+ list celebrity is giving her C+ list mostly television actress friend
another chance even if producers and casting directors are not. The pair
used to always get along and then there were some drug issues with the actress
friend. OK, a lot of drug issues and as part of their reunion, they have
been hanging out, but the actress gets her purse searched by a bodyguard
before the pair hang out. No connection to any drugs for our celebrity.
Taylor
Swift/Jessica Szohr
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#4**
This C list reality star and wannabe porn star has a new guy in her life.
He replaces the one that moved out of her mom's house. This guy actually
has his own place, but somehow I guess they will make it work. Her husband
is totally on board. He just asks to watch sometimes.
Courtney
Stodden
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress tells her significant other that she is
taking their child to mommy and me classes or play dates. What she does is
pass the child off to the nanny and then waits in the parking lot or in front
of the play date house smoking one joint after the other.
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress was saved from dying from an overdose
two weeks ago when her maid heard her choking on her own vomit during the
middle of the night.
Demi
Moore
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#7**
This almost A list celebrity/singer should not believe her significant other
when he says that he will behave at his bachelor party. Every night he is
away from her it is his bachelor party. Was before he met her too. With all
of his relationships.
Kelly
Clarkson
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#8**
This former almost A list movie and television actress who does mostly movies
now has been wanting more kids. Her husband is not on board and did not really
want the kids they have now. He is also tired of all the animals and her
other causes and just wants to be single again. Katherine Heigl and Josh
Kelley
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#9**
This is one of the most amazing coincidences ever. Either that or this woman
just has something that closeted lesbians love. For the longest time ever,
this woman was the lover of this C+ list mostly movie actress with A list
name recognition. They had a huge falling out last year. The lover was not
invited to a wedding and feelings were hurt and then there was the fact that
our actress wanted someone younger and there was always fighting about the
dogs and how they should be raised. It just went on and on. So, the two split
and lo and behold, where does the woman end up but on the arm of this almost
A list mostly movie actress who has always preferred women to men, but needs
the men to keep her career going, or so she thinks. She is probably right.
She is one person who would probably not be accepted if she came out. I'm
not even sure she could get away with coming out as bi. I will say that our
actress looks very happy and apparently the woman has already moved in with
our actress. Only guest house for now.
C+ actress: Jessica Biel
A list actress: Kristen Stewart
216.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/29
This famous actress spends sooo much money and time to look "perfect" on
the outside. Too bad all the plastic surgery and hair and makeup and clothes
are just covering up a complete mess! She recently skipped an event that
celebrated a milestone of one of her family members. Every other member of
her family was there except her. Why didnt she show up? Was she invited?
Yes. Was she working? No. Was she suddenly taken ill? No. She didnt
show up because was totally wasted. Alcohol AND drugs. Its now a daily
occurrence. A friend described it this way: "Half the time, shes not
even present when she is physically in the same room with you. Its
like being with a ghost. Shes there
but shes not there.
She is like a shell of her former self. She looks all pretty and pulled together
on the outside, but there is nothing on the inside. She used to be so lively
and fun and talented. Now she is just
nothing." Her family is completely
exasperated and doesnt even know what to do with her anymore. Because
she is an adult and is only responsible for herself and isnt hurting
anyone, they cant force her to do anything. They have to wait until
she ODs or gets caught driving drunk.
Demi
Moore (missed daughter Scouts college graduation)
217.
ALLIE
IS WIRED 05/29
This celeb was on track to be A list, but settled for B/C+ list when his
career fizzled after he nabbed a breakout role in a huge franchise. His wife
is gorgeous and they have a kid together, but that hasnt stopped him
from doing anything and anyone he can to further his career.
Actor: Brandon Routh
Breakout role: Superman/Clark Kent
Franchise film: "Superman"
Wife: Courtney Ford
218.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/29
Whenever a celebrity checks into a hotel or has mail sent to their home,
they use a fake name. Usually something fun, something that makes them laugh.
Elton John is rumored to go by Sir Dick Huntington. Jessica Simpson uses
Bridget Bardot, while Oprah often picks the same name as baby Jesus
mother and virgin, Mary. Its an exciting moment in a celebritys
life when they are too famous to use their own name. So you can imagine the
disappointment when one young singer was carefully selecting a pseudonym,
only to be told by her father, "baby, you dont need a fake name.
Whos going to want to call you?" Ouch! Carly Rae Jepson
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor spent the morning having sex with a waitress
he picked up in the hotel restaurant and then spent the afternoon having
sex with this resurgent B- list mostly movie actress who is his co-star.
She was clueless about his activities earlier in the day.
Bradley
Cooper and Heather Graham
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actor had his big run a decade or two ago.
Still a B lister and still works a lot, just not with that A list billing
any longer. He has always dated very very young, but this is kind of sick
even for him. He paid his girlfriend a lot of money to put braces on her
teeth. She didn't need them, but he liked the way they made her look.
James
Woods
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#3**
Apparently there is a video making the rounds of this former almost A list
mostly movie actress who has had a very bad year. Not even an actress anymore.
Anyway, the video was made when she had Skype sex with a C list rap star
who she had the hots for. He was recording the whole thing and there are
about 30 minutes of the former actress going solo and also dancing and smoking
pot.
Demi
Moore/Ricky J
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#4**
This C list mostly television actor who is lucky to get any work but has
A list name recognition had a very very quiet relationship with a production
assistant on his new show. They only hooked up when his wife was out of town
which was not very often as she stuck by his side like glue. The production
assistant has been telling people about their time together and is looking
to sell the story. She has texts and some photos. James Van Der Beek "Friends
with Better Lives"
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#5**
This Teen Mom is messaging some of her male followers and offering to spend
the night with them for a certain amount of money. She is asking anywhere
from $2500-5000 for the night. It is NOT Farrah Abraham.
Jenelle
Evans
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#6**
This former almost A list singer/rapper and now still a solid B is having
some special surgery. He is getting an implant put in his peen. Yep. He says
he has always wanted to be bigger and he has had some impotence issues in
the past.
50
Cent
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#7**
This actress is an upstart. She is probably a C lister, who, with any luck
will probably be a B lister by the end of the year and studios think she
has a chance to be A list by this time next year as film roles are dropping
into place for her constantly. The thing is, she did not get her fame as
an actress, but as something else. A writer mostly. The problem is that her
co-writer found out about her cheating on him and broke up with her. He had
always said he did all the writing and just gave her credits because they
were together. It sounds like it now because since they split all she does
is act. No more writing. She keeps saying she is working on something, but
that is trying to find a new writer who would like to "co-write" with her.
Brit Marling
226.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/30
1. Which late theater person had a past that was about to catch up with him?
Its a poignant moment at the Tony Awards when Broadway takes note of
its own who died this past year, drawing applause and perhaps tears, as well.
But if the Tony crowd knew the full story, theyd hold the cheers
he drank himself to death just before he was about to be questioned by the
police for stalking and harassing an ex.
2. WHICH athlete has fooled the world with an uber-squeaky-clean image but in reality "[bleeped] everybody in college?"
227.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 05/30
Which now-out-of-the-closet male TV star was once so concerned about the
press revealing his sexual orientation that he fired his publicist after
Time Out New York did a page on him at his favorite restaurant with the headline
"******, Doesnt Just Like The Sun. He Loves A Big Piece Of Meat!" It
was almost impossible to get the closeted and always suntanned star any press,
because the one question everyone wanted to ask he wouldnt answer.
So what could be more perfect than a food feature, nothing until the
fool picked a steak house! You can only imagine his face when he rushed to
the newsstand at 6:00 am to buy 12 copies of the magazine to mail to his
family and he saw that headline! Bye bye publicist but hello to not
living a lie. He is now out and proud, and still enjoying, a big piece
of meat!
Celebrity: Sam Champion
Publicist he fired: Rob Shuter
228.
THE
MIAMI HERALD 05/30
We hear that a very taken Miami Heat player is having an affair with someone
who lives in the King Cole condo in North Beach. Says our spy, "He's there
around midnight after every home game." Our spy isn't exaggerating. According
to security, this player has repeatedly shown up at midnight and after asking
for a particular woman's apartment. The thing is, that woman is not his
significant other. Girlfriend shouldn't be too shocked considering that not
too long ago she was the one with whom her beloved baller was sneaking around.
Athlete: Dwyane Wade
His Team: Miami Heat
Actress: Gabrielle Union
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#1**
This C+ list does any work she can find actress, but is currently doing movies
has A list name recognition. She is also being the biggest diva that ever
divad on the set of her new movie. She only got the job because of her name,
not her acting talent. The actress makes so many demands that she has to
have two people by her side constantly who can make it all happen. The budget
on the movie is not that big and because of her need to have two people on
call at all times is bringing the movie over budget. Jessica Biel "Nailed";
Katie Holmes "Mania Days"
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#2**
I'm not sure what this former B list mostly movie actress who is now a C
and got her fame from a very important role does all day, but she is not
spending time with her child. She has been in this space before and according
to a friend of the nanny who watches her 24/7, our actress has not spent
time alone with her child in almost a year. Kate Hudson
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#3**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress with no acting talent is a
B- or maybe even a C+ now despite her A list name recognition. She loves
everyone thinking she is very successful with her endeavors but it is all
an illusion. She is quickly going through every penny she has ever earned
in an effort to make things right. It would help if her husband had not drained
much of her cash a few years ago with a get rich quick scheme. Jessica
Alba
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#4**
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit show for an almost
network has gone through four personal assistants in the past six months.
One of those who quit says there is nothing to do all day because the actress
does nothing except read fashion magazines all day and has a hair and makeup
person come everyday, but the actress never goes out. She loves talking smack
about the assistants in front of the hair person and acts like she is the
biggest thing to ever walk the earth.
Blake
Lively
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#5**
This A list plus size model had her first lesbian experience not that long
ago and filmed it on her cell phone. Also took lots of photos. If you see
her in a bar and get her drunk enough she will be happy to show it all to
you. And describe it. It is kind of like bar porn. Tocarra Jones
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#6**
This A list celebrity had two flight attendants on his recent private jet
flight who do a whole lot more than serve beverages. They are the personal
staff of the bazillionaire who owns the plane. I'm guessing he is going to
keep this secret from his A list celebrity wife who is way too busy in her
own world to probably even notice.
A
list celebrity: David Beckham
Bazillionaire: Bolivian billionaire Marcelo Claure
A list celebrity wife: Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#7**
This A list mostly television actor has been paying his current girlfriend
$300K a month to sleep with him every month for almost the past year. A
subscription to Playboy would be way cheaper. She is trying to get him to
marry her, but he says that paying this amount every month is way less expensive
than getting married and then divorced.
Charlie
Sheen
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#8**
This A list mostly movie actor has not been spotted with his wife as much
as they used to be. It turns out she got wind of a little fling he had on
the set of his last movie. Not with a woman, but with his male B list actor
co-star. She thinks it is strange and can't seem to get over it. He says
he prefers women, but got caught up in the movie. Matt Damon/Cheyenne
Jackson "Behind the Candelabra"; Matthew McConaughey/Jared Leto"Dallas Buyers
Club"
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#9**
This woman is a celebrity and an actress and a reality star. Not exactly
going for an EGOT, but she does have lots of name recognition. She also is
very rich. She is probably a B-/C+ list actress who gets work, but it is
on television shows you have never heard of. She would LOVE to be taken seriously
as an actress, but she is just not good enough and refuses to take classes.
She says she does not need them. She has been in some movies and as I said
has done the reality thing. She knows a lot of very famous people. Mostly
aging a little bit. She could get guys way younger, but she likes men who
have been divorced a few times and are in their late 40's or early 50's and
who are very rich with a little bad boy in them. She sees guys three times
a week. Not the same guy. She has six guys she sees. Three one week, and
three the next week. She does not care if they have a girlfriend, they just
can't be married. They all come over to her place and I am shocked there
has not been pap shots of them coming and going. She never goes to their
place. Ever. She is also the one who decides when they come over and will
call them that day to tell them to come over or lose their spot in the rotation.
Denise
Richards
238.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/31
Did this Diva pull a fast one? A slap heard around the world is probably
worth millions in tickets! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Beyonce
239.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/31
We didnt even know that this beautiful actress was particularly religious.
But it seems that she has been spending an awful lot of time repenting for
something lately! For the past couple of weeks, she has been going to church
regularly. Nearly every day, in fact. And shes not just going and praying.
She is going into the confessional box
and staying there for long periods
of time. While most confessions take only a couple of minutes, our girl has
been practically camping out in the box! On one recent occasion, according
to witnesses, she spent almost thirty minutes inside the box, and emerged
visibly distraught and teary-eyed, clutching a fistful of tissues. There
are so many sins that she could be repenting for, we cant even begin
to guess which one she is talking about! But, if we had to bet on one, we
would go with her weakness for married men. January Jones; Kristen
Stewart
240.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 05/31
Can you Say her Name? Shes said to be a popular jump-off among a circle
of female celebrities. Were talking about La La Anthony and Gabrielle
Union. Dont believe me.. Ask Alicia Keys. This singer will tell you
"There are a lot of boys, but few men" to curb questions of why she
doesnt have a man in her life. Her ex-boyfriend knows the answer to
that question, all too well. Just ask Roy Williams, who sources say once
showed up at our mystery ladys recording session only to find a leading
female tennis player finger-popping our blind item. Through her song Dirty
Laundry, our blind would have you believe that she was battered by
a man but that man could really be a female with a strap-on.
Dont believe me.. Ask Serena Williams. We all know Simon Cowell is
a openly gay man who sponsors the LGBT entertainers on his bullshit scouting
for talent television shows. That could be why Cowell hired todays
blind item to be an X Factor judge. Kelly Rowland
241.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 05/31
After a series of sh-tty relationships, she thought shed finally found
the one. He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time,
he isnt embarrassed to be seen with her. And hes not motivated
to do much other than to be with her. Life is not particularly challenging
for either of them...but every man needs his down time. Or, in his case,
his down down time. What does he do with his down, down time? Not sure...exactly.
But you can smell it. You can always smell it from his office. So theres
one blend for when he needs to relax and then something else when he needs
a hit of excitement. Which might explain why there are small mirrors on his
desk with powdery white residue. Do they do it together? Surely not now,
in her condition. But maybe later for a shortcut to skinny. Jessica
Simpson/Eric Johnson
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