NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 06/01 **#1**
Back in the day, this A+ list Academy Award winner/nominee mostly movie actor was probably a B+ lister, but everyone still wanted to sleep with him. The problem is he usually had a high profile girlfriend. Didn't stop him sleeping with others, but he had to be careful. The most careful cheating he ever conceived was when he was dating this A+ list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. His conquest would only agree to have sex with our actor at his home so he had to wait until his girlfriend went out of town. He then brought over this then A+ list celebrity who was dating an A+ list celebrity and had one night of fun. Neither of them has ever spoken of it publicly although the A+ list actress has threatened to discuss it and others have let slip bits and pieces.
A+ actor: Ben Affleck
A+ girlfriend: Gwyneth Paltrow
A+ celebrity: Britney Spears
A+ boyfriend: Justin Timberlake
LAWYER 06/01 **#2**
This now B- list celebrity/multiple reality show participant has A list name recognition. She also thinks she is better than everyone else. This was the case even a few years ago before she was married when she had a one night stand with this C- list mostly movie actor who used to be a B lister and is still very much beloved for a certain role. She has repeatedly said that she has never even met the actor because she thinks he is beneath her station in life. He has photos from the night. Nicole Richie/Jason Mewes
LAWYER 06/01 **#3**
Despite giving this A+ list mostly movie actor his start and some of his biggest breaks, the A+ list actor no longer speaks to the man who gave him his start. Our A+ list actor has moved beyond all that and thinks of himself as a serious actor and not a person who would ever resort to that kind of role any longer. Ben Affleck/Kevin Smith
HOLLYWOOD REPORTER 06/01
"Hold the cheese," "no oil," "dressing on the side" Nothing surprises L.A. restaurant staff in a town of finicky diners, except perhaps these requests that some maitre d's shared with THR: "A celebrity asked to have a steak made and served in the private dining room so he could keep up the appearance of being a vegan." Bill Clinton
IS WIRED 06/01
This closeted Disney star might see the end of his career thanks to his attempt to hookup with a costar after getting mixed messages. Whether or not the co-star is actually gay or not is a bit of a mystery, but things are more than awkward on set. Producers were informed of the "inappropriate behavior" and will be taking action.
Actor: Calum Worthy
CoStar: Ross Lynch
Tv Show: "Austin & Ally"
Could it be that a recently married man has not left his same-escapades behind? So say sources close to the bad boy who tell me that his restlessness resulted in leaving his spouse to fend herself at a charity event while he spent the night in the company of not one, but two of his ex-roommates. While this might have simply been a pleasant guys night out, people who saw the trio felt they were more than a bit chummy. Well, boys will be boys.
Husband: Aaron Paul (had a roommate)
Wife: Lauren Parsippany
BUT NICE ROB 06/03
1. Which reality TV star doesnt use a stylist for Red Carpet events. Her philosophy is why should she pay someone else to do what she already knows how to do herself? NeNe Leakes
2. Which star of a HBO iconic tv show loves using coupons and was spotted using one at a grocery store in Manhattan? Edie Falco; Sarah Jessica Parker
3. This TV talk show host has such flat hair that she actually leaves curling rollers under her hair to make it look at big as possible. Barbara Walters
LAWYER 06/03 **#1**
This B- list mostly movie actor who is known for his acting, but also other things about him personally had finally found a girlfriend. Well, she thinks they are boyfriend/girlfriend and the tabloids do because he told her they were and his publicists did too, but he is seeing anyone that walks or talks and is willing to have sex. Michael Fassbender/British Olympian Louise Hazel (other things: big penis)
LAWYER 06/03 **#2**
This B- list celebrity who is a little weight challenged got hammered over the weekend on vodka. Combined with her Adderall she got woozy and slammed her head into a glass table. Doctor came over to give her stitches. Christina Aguilera
LAWYER 06/03 **#3**
This B+ list celebrity/host is married. Tired of him hooking up every weekend with different women when he does hosting events, she traveled with him on a recent weekend. Just because she was there though did not stop him from hooking up with his now regular hookup who is a C+ list reality star from a very hit network show. Mario Lopez
LAWYER 06/03 **#4**
This B list pro athlete is telling his friends that he is not going through with any wedding to his B-/C+ list celebrity girlfriend with close to A list name recognition. He says that she keeps discussing it and planning it, but that he just can't do it. Jay Cutler/Kristin Cavallari
LAWYER 06/03 **#5**
This A list celebrity with no apparent talent except being a diva despite all the things she does, tried to get a doorman fired at the hotel she is staying at. Apparently the doorman tried to strike up a conversation with her and she told him to never speak to her unless she spoke first and then tried to get him fired. The hotel refused. Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 06/03 **#6**
This A+ list celebrity couple had a huge knock down drag out fight at their hotel after the husband turned up many many hours later than he was supposed to. It got so bad that his security team got into a fight with her security team. The show did go off without a hitch though. Jay Z and Beyonce "Sound of Change" concert
LAWYER 06/03 **#7**
This C+ list actress who was probably B- a few weeks ago when she had a show on the air and will be D list in a few more weeks when she fades away, does not seem to have any problems at all with a boyfriend who plays with both teams. In fact, she has said she enjoys being in the middle a couple of times a year. Megan Hilty
LAWYER 06/03 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show flew into a rage recently when her husband refused to authorize her purchase of several hundred thousand dollars worth of antiques. He said no. People looked the other way when she started screaming. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
LAWYER 06/03 **#9**
This actor used to be A list. Used to be. Still A list name recognition and he has crawled his way back from C- to a solid B. Mostly movies. Back in the day he was considered a real stud. Good looking and had lots of women. Steroids though have ravaged him. He is not the same guy he used to be and despite having younger and younger girlfriends and even trying his hand at men for a brief period, he can no longer achieve any kind of erection no matter how much Viagra he pumps into his system. Apparently he has also started to lose his mind and when he films roles has to have cue cards or a teleprompter because he can no longer memorize more than a line and filming with him is a very tedious process. His temper has also grown more legendary and his long time girlfriend finally left him after suffering his verbal and physical abuse for several years. Mickey Rourke
BLIND ITEM (blind item within a blind item) 06/03
This reminded me of something. I met a guy in LA who drove celebs around and did other jobs for them along the same lines. I am always grilling people about celebs they have met and what they are like, best, worst...etc. Anyways, he said before he drove for this particular person he was not even allowed to have the rear view mirror facing into the backseat, no eye contact and no talking. Deciding to go against this he struck up a Convo with this "actress" who I consider more of a celeb wife. He was not grilling her, he simply asked her how her day was going. She was caught off gaurd and pissed and she did not hold back on letting him know that. The next day the company he works for said that he can never drive for her again and that she pushed for him to get fired but because he had been there for so long they were not going to do that. I will let you guys guess who it is, because I want to see if anyone gets it. I was pretty surprised by it myself. Jada Pinkett Smith
FAME FATALE/ZAP2IT 06/03
Rumors came flying over my transom this morning that a certain young very young Hollywood talent has been partying like its 2013. You know. Drugwise. Well leave this tidbit as a blind item for obvious reasons, but just in case youre wondering just what the beautiful young twerkers are into this year, The Fame Fatale has the intel. Its not Klonopin anymore; pity. After all, if youre going to brave the depths of a raging Hollywood house party, it really helps if youre unnaturally calm. Its not Adderall, though something tells me that the star Im thinking of probably wouldnt kick you out if you showed up with some as a royal sacrifice. But it is a prescription drug. And that drug is cough syrup, the kind with codeine. Partiers mix it with soda to mask the nasty taste. Dubbed sizzurp or purple drank, per the Los Angeles Times, "Recreational users generally mix two ounces of codeine-promethazine cough syrup with a 12-ounce can of soda to achieve a high. Habitual abusers with a high opioid tolerance have been known to take up to 25 times the recommended dosage over the course of a day." Yummers. Given how nasty the stuff must taste, I asked an addiction specialist why anyone would ever take a second sip of sizzurp after having a first. "This is a highly addictive drug, on the same spectrum as heroine or cocaine," Dr. Damon Raskin, a double certified internist and an addiction specialist with Cliffside Treatment Center, tells me. "Its in the same family as other opiates." Musician Lil Wayne has discussed his own experiences with the drug as well as rapped about it in song. "Its definitely more popular in the rapper and gangster communities," Raskin notes. But, just to be clear: The person at the center of the latest sizzurp rumor? Not a rapper. Jaden Smith
While we normally talk about actors or singers or models, we have a little variety for you today. Were going to take you behind the scenes of the nasty war between two prominent female entertainment reporters! One is claiming that the other is getting fired very soon! The Claimer says that The Firee has been acting unprofessionally, that she is irritating the hell out of everyone around her, and that the executives at her company cant wait to see her go. The Firee refuses to address the issue of her possible termination directly, but instead is vaguely denying it in the form of blustering and personal insults hurled at The Claimer. The Firees Boss is flat-out denying that he will be breaking The Firees contract. Well, we found out that the truth is somewhere in the middle. The Firees Boss who denies that anything is happening - does want to fire her, but he doesnt want to suffer any sort of legal or industry backlash for doing so (even though he is the one who created this mess). He has asked The Firee to "voluntarily" step down with a generous compensation package. The Claimer and The Firee are long-time rivals at competitive media companies, so The Claimer is quite pleased about The Firees demise. However, true to form, The Firee is not going down without a fight! Shes feisty, that one. And more than a little scary. In fact, shes so scary, some will be happy to see her go.
The Claimer: Sharon Waxman (The Wrap)
The Firee: Nikki Fink (Deadline)
Firees Boss: Jay Penske
STREET KING 06/03
This one-time Hollywood power-players smash sessions with hood-rats appears to have cost him a lot more than he bargained for. Thats why sources say our blind item who once managed Jamie Foxx is now living in a small Los Angeles apartment. Thats a far cry from our mystery mans days of living the high life complete with a luxury home, big shot lifestyle and A-list clients. Dont believe me.. Just ask his ex-wife, who divorced our blind item over his reported infidelities. Despite the divorce, ex-wifeys all good. Know why? Because sources reveal it was she who funded our blind items management company, which folded after the divorce. Now, hes managing washed-up comedians like Mark Curry while hoping to turn comedian Tony Roberts into the next Jamie Foxx. Heres what an insider had to say about our blind item: "He stole most of his ideas. When he was on top, he snubbed people. No one is going to help him. He could call Jamie A fag but Foxx is fucking his ex-wife." He was executive producer to TV shows including, The Jamie Foxx Show, Black Men Revealed, Hangin With Mr Cooper, From Gs to Gents and In the Flow With Affion Crockett. Marcus King
BUT NICE ROB 06/04
Guess which young celebrity has been spotted sneaking out of his hotel late at night to go for a walk by himself? He is so famous, it is the only time he gets to be himself you a guy, taking a walk! BLESS. Justin Bieber
LAWYER 06/04 **#1**
This B list celebrity has been known for his music and his women and his substance abuse issues. None of that is really blind item worthy, but the fact that he did drugs with a teen who later overdosed has had some very big consequences. Richie Sambora and Jon Bon Jovis daughter, who overdosed on heroin...consequences: off the tour
LAWYER 06/04 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress who has won one of the big awards is on another break from her celebrity boyfriend because he found out about the people she was sleeping with before when they were dating. Friends of her dad who has a gambling problem.
LAWYER 06/04 **#3**
This former B list reality star and almost A list celebrity is now a C list celebrity with a drug problem. Money is not a problem as she has some serious money to fall back on. She also has found a drug partner in her future brother-in-law. Drugs might also not be everything they share. Ashlee Simpson
LAWYER 06/04 **#4**
This former B list actress who dabbled in a little bit of everything and now a B list celebrity with A+ list name recognition has been off the wagon since she found out something about her ex. Our celebrity has spent most of the past few weeks taking crazy amounts of drugs.
LAWYER 06/04 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actor is not much on acting talent, but he looks good. For the two years prior to meeting his wife, and while he was dating his wife, he went out with lots of women, but his favorite was the 16 year old model who also dated this very violent A list celebrity. HINT: She has cut back slightly because at the peak of her usage earlier this year she was out of control and was being used by men and women and apparently ended up pregnant which I didn't think was possible after something that happened to her almost twenty years ago. Cameron Diaz
LAWYER 06/04 **#6**
Everyone thinks this C list celebrity with almost A list name recognition has reunited with someone from her past because of want. It is because of need. For the past year and a half she has been fighting off her uncle. The uncle would just take her out to go shopping, and then would kiss her and hug her at the end of the day. That progressed to taking her to lunch and holding her hand during it or taking her shopping for bras. They have gone to dinner and he even had her spend the night at a hotel room several times. In the past few months as she has matured, his advances have been getting stronger and stronger and she has no choice but to stay away. Paris Jackson (uniting with her mother, Debbie Rowe)
LAWYER 06/04 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor gets spray tanned while he is naked. Nothing new with that or blind item worthy. His sister does it though. Colin Farrell
LAWYER 06/04 **#8**
This A list mostly movie actress is back on coke again. After a decade off the drug, she is snorting it up at a record pace and her movie is going to crap because of it. She is having to do double or triple the takes she normally would, and that is when she can even make it out of her trailer to film. Kate Hudson; Scarlett Johansson; Drew Barrymore
Politicians have a reputation for being two-faced. Well, this famous politician has only one face but its a new and improved one! She had the works: blepheroplasty (eye lift), lower face and throat, mid-facelift, and some botox and collagen. It looks good, too! She doesnt have the surprised eyebrows or overly puffy look that some celebs get when they get work done. So this politician gets our vote for looking very natural and very fresh. Just the right look for that new job shes planning on landing! Hillary Clinton (run for Presidency in 2016)
LAWYER 06/05 **#1**
This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity with A list name recognition had a fantasy fulfilled where she was pimped out by one of the most famous pimps ever. He pimped her out to someone they knew. Part of it was fantasy. She did make the guy pay though. Miley Cyrus/Snoop Dog/Lion
LAWYER 06/05 **#2**
It only happened once. That is what this A list mostly movie actress is saying about her fling with her maybe attached to a celebrity co-star who told the actress he was single, but then after they had sex told her they should keep it a secret. Well, she told plenty of people, so the guy is screwed if he is still dating that celebrity.
Actress: Jennifer Lawrence
Co-star: Liam Hemsworth
Movie: "Hunger Games"
Celebrity: Miley Cyrus
LAWYER 06/05 **#3**
In a desperate attempt to earn more money, this Real Housewife has been offering herself up to clubs and strip clubs and sending hundreds of e-mails to tabloid reporters trying to sell them stories. Meanwhile, she just spent $10K on her credit card on a new lease for a luxury car. HINT: Apparently strip clubs were interested but she refused to actually get naked. She is an east coast housewife. She is going to go the way of Teresa Giudice if she is not careful because she is taking out loans she has no hope of ever repaying and is telling the banks she earns way more than she does. Kenya Moore"Real Housewives of Atlanta"
LAWYER 06/05 **#4**
This A list celebrity/singer has been out of the country and wanted some fun so she hired some people from a sex club to perform for her in her hotel suite. Everyone thought she would want to participate but she just watched and chain smoked joints. Rihanna
LAWYER 06/05 **#5**
This reality judge likes to unwind in between contestants with a little bump of coke provided by her significant other. She is not very subtle about it either. It looks really strange when she keeps calling him over. HINT: A judge you would think would not be holier than thou actually complained to the producers so the coke lover was given a choice of stopping unless in her trailer or banning her significant other from the set. She chose to stop.
Mel B ("Americas Got Talent")
LAWYER 06/05 **#6**
This A list mostly television actress gave her significant other a big check, calling it a bonus, so he could get the ring she wanted for their engagement. Jennifer Love Hewitt
LAWYER 06/05 **#7**
This A list celebrity/singer buys her boyfriend all of his clothes and also tells him what to wear. A friend of his says she knows he is getting paid, but does not seem to mind at all. Britney Spears
LAWYER 06/05 **#8**
This C+ list mostly television actress who has been in Academy Award winning films and is on a hit network show right now which is kind of similar to another network show had a touch of scandal in her past. She got a huge break in a very hit network show and then got into a huge fight with this B list mostly movie actress after they slept together. It was decided that for the best, our actress would leave the show and that she would be allowed to save face saying it was for something else. Karma caught up with the other actress in a very big way though. Since that time, our actress has not been involved with anyone and tries to stay to herself, although there are rumors that she and her co-star have been seeing each other off set too.
LAWYER 06/05 **#9**
Everyone was expecting this A+ list celebrity to show up. He didn't. Not him in the photos. Kanye West Kim's baby shower
This boy is famous only because his father was famous. He is not a bad kid, but he is in a bad situation. He presents as being a happy, content kid, but he is actually very unhappy at home. He doesnt want to live with his mother and he doesnt want to suffer the same fate as his father. He sees the total dysfunction in his family, and aside from a couple of cousins he just doesnt want to associate with them anymore. He is telling his few friends outside his large extended family that everyone in his family is always lying to each other, using each other, and fighting over money and that he is already talking to his attorney about emancipation before he is an adult.
Boy: Prince Jackson
Family: the Jackson family
IS WIRED 06/05
Which actor in a big film franchise is battling baby daddy problems? She was happy to keep her pregnancy and his identity a secret for a few years, but now she wants him to be a part of the kids life. Things arent going well. He wants to maintain their current arrangement where she gets to dip into his bank vault and he gets to be single and free.
BUT NICE ROB 06/05
Which reality show couple has moved in together BUT SLEEP IN SEPARATE BEDS! (This is not a good sign)
He: Sean Lowe
She: Catherine Giudici
Show: "The Bachelor"
LAWYER 06/06 **#1**
This is one of the very few times I have ever had a blind item about this person that was not from several years ago. He slipped. He made a mistake. He lets his guard down and let a light of gossip filter out. He is an A+ list mostly movie actor who has A++ name recognition. They probably have an open relationship. Probably, but he paid an escort/stripper triple what she charges for an entire night the other night and had her for about 20 minutes alone in a private room at a club. It is not even so much that he did it, but the timing of it. Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie (breast surgery)
LAWYER 06/06 **#2**
This foreign born A list celebrity/singer with the old school way of doing names should really watch out. His current celebrity girlfriend is not only sleeping with someone else, but has made it plain that just as soon as the singer gives her a few more songs and produces a few more tracks, she will be out the door. She really thinks that her sometime sex partner (A++ list celebrity will leave his wife for her.) Calvin Harris/Rita Ora/Jay-Z
LAWYER 06/06 **#3**
This celebrity is unfortunately really close to A list. When she has a new record out, she gets closer to A list and then slips back down after it hopefully bombs. Anyway, she and her celebrity significant other had press releases ready a few months ago to announce her pregnancy when she had a miscarriage so they are waiting longer this time to announce her pregnancy. HINT: I was beginning to feel sorry for this celebrity because she has suffered multiple miscarriages over the past year but apparently even when she has become pregnant she won't stop doing coke which has always been her most favorite thing. It also gives her a nasty temper. Check out the photos of her old nose and new nose too. Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger
LAWYER 06/06 **#4**
This almost A list movie actor has always cheated on his A list mostly movie actress significant other. They split and agreed each would see the kids 50/50. So far it has been about 90/10 her as he is enjoying spending time with woman way less than half his age. Liev Schreiber/Naomi Watts
LAWYER 06/06 **#5**
CMT Awards: This former A list celebrity and still one hell of a guy was telling a story about how he witnessed this A list mostly movie actress hoovering up coke like it was a long lost friend. No matter how much she did though, she would not loosen up. Lenny Kravitz/Nicole Kidman
LAWYER 06/06 **#6**
CMT Awards: This A list country celebrity who has had some marital issues, got wasted at an after party and asked this almost A list celebrity and sometime reality star to pleasure him with his hand under the table. He used cruder terms. She declined. He then pawed at her and called her the c word. HINT: I got an e-mail from a woman which made me almost make a new blind but decided to put what she said in one of these almost revealed items because there were a lot of correct guesses so why muddy the waters. She says that she went backstage after a concert of his to see a friend who was in an opening act. She said our singer acted really nice when she was introduced to him and he offered to give her some signed CD's and she said that would be great. They walked out the back of the venue towards where the buses were parked and as they walked in between a dumpster and the bus he pushed her against the dumpster and asked her if she wanted to fuck outside or in the bus. She tried to push him off but he was pawing at her and pulled down the top she was wearing and she told him she was going to scream if he didn't stop and he put her hand over her mouth and said he knew she wanted it and then she bit down on his hand hard. He let go and then slapped her face and called her a bitch and said she broke the skin and he was going to have her kicked out. He then walked away. Jason Aldean and Kellie Pickler
LAWYER 06/06 **#7**
It is rare that I do one of the longer blind items about a reality star because they tend to be much easier to figure out. Yes, there are a lot of reality shows, but not that many where the clues all fit. This reality star is a little higher up than the rest. She is in an A list franchise, but, she is probably B list within it. She has a past, but has for the most part tried to keep it hidden. She likes to come across as a typical American mom and wife who pushes anything negative to the back and just buys more things to swallow it up and shows the cameras how much she loves her current husband. She has never met a problem that money can't fix. Most of the money is not hers and back in the day money was not as easy to come by. It was a lot easier though after she married her best customer. Yep. What was a woman to do when she is young and fading in her career and is used to a certain lifestyle. The good thing for her is that she had lots of admirers and she was always a money first kind of person. She decided from the outset she wanted to be high end and she was. She charged a lot by making it seems like she was the best. Was she? She had three of her customers vying to marry her and she picked the one who was willing to wait until she was 18 to get married. Yeah, she did. That is why she charged so much.
Just a few weeks ago, this on-again, off-again young celebrity couple was acting as if everything was on again. They were seen together, all cute and cuddly and romantic. Sweet, right? And, of course, its purely coincidental timing that they got back together again just before she had a new project to promote, and that he is being all supportive of her new project! The truth is that they are not really together again. They actually broke up. In fact, she is dating someone else. And that someone else just happens to be female. Yes, it turns out that our girl is secretly bisexual! No, its not Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. In this case, he is older than she.
He: Zayn Malik (One Direction)
She: Perrie Edwards
BUT NICE ROB 06/06 **#1**
Which singer says that when he has writers block, has his wife finish writing his songs? Blake Shelton/Miranda Lambert
BUT NICE ROB 06/06 **#2**
Which TV news anchor bought an expensive womans handbag as a gift, then used his wifes credit to pay for it? Geraldo Rivera
TO EARS 06/06
The singer keeps promising his wife he will change The singer has a hit song on the radio after he quit his parody sitcom due to what he felt was disrespect. But now that it is over and his music is taking off what is going on with his new found "high." His wife is telling friends he can not take success because he goes searching for those white lines. After having the couples son the wife has been searching for her next blockbuster. But it is hard to search while trying to babysit your husband and keep him on the straight and narrow.
Singer: Robin Thicke
Wife: Paula Patton
Hit Song: "Blurred Lines"
Parady Sitcom: "Real Husbands of Hollywood"
This Supermodel was seen on the street looking very relaxed...... and very unsupermodel made up. Does she not care anymore? Could this be a sign of retirement? She's been out of the spotlight for a minute anyway. Tyra Banks
LAWYER 06/07 **#1**
This former almost A list mix of movies and television actress who has had a rough year and is out of the business, spent much of last week having phone sex with an A-/B+ list celebrity and sending him photos and then he said she was not that great and refused to meet her. She then made the actress who has a crush on her do the same thing she had been forced to do for the celebrity.
A list actress: Amanda Bynes
A-/B+ list celebrity: Drake
Actress: Nikki Blonsky
Masturbate with sex toy
LAWYER 06/07 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress who tries to make movies during breaks is pregnant. I'm not sure she will share the baby daddy, so let me tell you it is an almost A list mostly movie actor who has been involved in a long term relationship during part of the time with our B list actress.
B actress: January Jones
Movie actor: Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus
LAWYER 06/07 **#3**
This C list celebrity with B list name recognition has been blackmailing his much higher ranked celebrity sister. She has to do what he wants or he has said he will sell her story about her affair to the tabloids. Mostly what he has wanted from her is some money and some support for his latest project. Rob and Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 06/07 **#4**
This recent reality show contestant made a name for herself by announcing she is a virgin. Apparently her definition of virgin is different from mine or the guys she had sex with in the past year. Oh, and that guy in high school. Angela Zatopek "Ready For Love"
LAWYER 06/07 **#5**
This almost A list mostly movie actor said that when he was filming one of his latest movies with this A list tweener turned actress that she would shake with fear when she knew her A list celebrity boyfriend was going to turn up on set. "Literally shake and tremble and start crying."
Movie actor: Ethan Hawke
A list tweener: Selena Gomez
A list boyfriend: Justin Bieber
LAWYER 06/07 **#6**
This A list celebrity/singer made a deal with her husband. She says that she was really wanting to be with another person again and they agreed that she could see women as long as she was not caught. No men this time though. HINT: I don't think he has to worry about her being with a man. The only man she has been with other than her husband in the past five years was this A+ list celebrity/rapper who wanted to see what having sex with a lesbian was like. Alicia Keys/Swizz Beatz/Jay Z
LAWYER 06/07 **#7**
After an event a couple of years ago, this A list comedian and B list mostly movie actor made a move on an actress who is probably C list at best, but is married to a man with very high name recognition. Our comedian expected to be rebuffed, but surprisingly she said it was fine with her, but that her husband would have to watch. Only watch. Our comedian agreed. There are some who say her child is his.
LAWYER 06/07 **#8**
This actor is mostly television at this point. Well, actually he will do a movie if he can get it. It seems that no one really wants to hire him for acting roles because he has burned some bridges including one very important one of an A list mostly movie actress who has a lot of power. She stuck up for him when it was inconvenient, and he repaid her by having sex with one of her assistants and then dumping her right after. That is kind of his exception to the rule. He quite possibly spends more time with hookers than any other celebrity. Yes, Charlie spends a ton and has way more money than this C+ list actor with A list name recognition, but our actor is not picky about how the women look and is not willing to spend a lot. He told one of his friends that since the lights are off anyway, what does he care what they look like. Our actor just can't get enough of hookers. He is addicted to them. He calls them several times a day and spends hours online looking at escort sites. His one go to way of making money is taking a hit because he would much rather be with hookers or look for them online then do any work.
Actor: George Lopez (stand-up comedian)
A list actress: Sandra Bullock (produced his show after he got ex-wifes kidney, then cheated on and divorced her)
BUT NICE ROB 06/07 **#1**
Which former reality star just had her bridal shower and received fuzzy handcuffs and vajdazzled vaseline? Kristin Cavallari
BUT NICE ROB 06/07 **#2**
Which grown tv star of a still iconic teenage drama series still doesnt mind when girls want to take a picture with him? Joshua Jackson
BUT NICE ROB 06/07 **#3**
Which A-list actress told an intern her water was "too warm" on the set of a talk show recently? He was forced to scramble for some ice to make it the right temperature. Clue you "Do You know Who I Am" Reese Witherspoon
STREET KING 06/07
Todays blind item became a millionaire, back in 1997, after signing up to be a famed surrogate mother. But that doesnt mean shes still sitting on a fortune. Know why? Because sources say the now 54-year-old biological mother of a Prince may have squandered all her guap. Now, our mystery lady is reported to be planning to spend a luxury-filled summer with her Paris but her Prince aint havent it. Know why? Because its a situation said to be nothing more than a scheme over a big inheritance. This isnt a first for our blind item. She once violated her original agreement, filing a lawsuit to regain custody of her two goldmine biological kids. She may have lost the custody battle, but she gladly accepted the millions in hush hush money offered to her. In three years, her biological daughter is due to collect millions. Now, can you guess which Hollywood schemer Im talking about? Debbie Rowe mother of Prince and Paris Jackson
LAWYER 06/09 **#1**
This former B list celebrity who is probably more known for his almost A list celebrity ex than anything else he has done in the past five years was busted backstage at a recent concert (not his own) doing some meth with two of the roadies of the band he was there to watch. Deryck Whibley(ex-wife Avril Lavigne)
LAWYER 06/09 **#2**
This former almost A list mix of television and movies actress who does nothing but entertain the world now was at a party this weekend. Hid in a corner until she saw a guy with coke. Went up to him and dragged him into a bedroom and emerged about 45 minutes later. The guy she had dragged said that she had sex with him and done all his coke. When she came back out she saw another guy with coke and repeated the process before heading presumably home. Amanda Bynes
BUT NICE ROB 06/10
While attending a black-tie fundraiser, this A-list action star swiped a bottle from an unattended hotel bar, fully dressed in his black tux. Colin Farrell
STREET KING 06/10
This pair of leading rappers would have you believe theyre homeys but were told the Blueprint behind their reported fake friendship is solely based on business. Thats why one of our "Niggas In Paris" recently made it a point to show up at our other blind items NYC birthday bash complete with press releases about the event sent out to media outlets. Though the pair may have been cool with each other at one time, were told they dont even speak to each other when theyre both at NYCs Roc Nation offices. Dont believe me.. Ask Timbaland. Now, can you guess which two rappers Im talking about? Jay Z and Kanye West
POST/PAGE SIX 06/10
1. Which married star is cheating on his wife with every hot young girl he can get his hands on? At a recent boutique opening, he was getting frisky with a beautiful assistant, asking her to join him in the bathroom. But her dad threatened to sue, alleging he had molested his daughter, and it was all captured on CCTV. The star had enough money to make the angry dad go away quietly.
2. WHICH top media executive accidentally butt-dialed a colleague and left a voice mail of himself booking a hooker for the night while on a business trip? The voice mail has made its rounds around the office.
3. WHICH athlete begged a gal pal to come over one afternoon to have sex, and then asked her to find another girl so that they could have a threesome?
LAWYER 06/10 **#1**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is a sometime host took a couple of Playmates back to his hotel this weekend and had them play together for him while he watched. He never did anything but watch and never actually took off his clothes either. James Franco
LAWYER 06/10 **#2**
This B- list mix of movies and television actress has actually flirted with A list before. Now though, she takes what she can get and spends the rest of the time trying to manage the mess of her personal life brought on by her really bad decisions and loyalty. She also is the cause of a marriage breaking up as she has been seeing a married man for years and years, although you will never hear the wife say one bad thing about it. Gillian Anderson/David Duchovny (Tea Leoni)
LAWYER 06/10 **#3**
This A list model spent an entire 6 hour flight taking pills from her bottle and grinding them up followed by snorting them. 6 straight hours. Looked up twice from her project the entire flight. Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 06/10 **#4**
This almost A list celebrity/singer who everyone loves was not the woman that was with her significant other last week. That "business lunch" he had at a Nashville hotel took almost four hours as he left the hotel separately from the woman he met in the lobby. Kelly Clarkson
LAWYER 06/10 **#5**
This B- list reality star from a very hit network reality show almost got into blows with this former A list reality star who is now just a C hanging on to her A+ list name recognition this weekend. Apparently our B lister scoffed at the introduction the former A lister got and made some drug references and other jabs and then the former A lister used the c word and then it was on. Cheryl Burke/Paris Hilton
LAWYER 06/10 **#6**
This A list mostly action movie actor was surrounded by women this week and his girlfriend later in the week, but how come he kept spending so much time with that male waiter he met during the week. That was the waiter he was sharing kisses with at a gay club. Jason Statham; Vin Diesel
LAWYER 06/10 **#7**
It seems as if this A list mostly movie actress is not the only person in the family who can find someone to cheat with. Her A list celebrity husband has found someone too. A production assistant. They are inseparable and one of the reasons he does not really want to move on from what he is doing. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban "American Idol"
LAWYER 06/10 **#8**
This actor used to be almost A list. More of a popularity thing rather than an acting thing. Struggled awhile and is now on television. Barely. Won't be on long on this hit network show if producers discover the reason their barely out of her teens actress star got hooked on coke. He just hates to use alone and the woman he was using with dumped him earlier this year.
LAWYER 06/10 **#9**
This C list reality star who is very good looking knows she is very good looking and is taking full advantage of being on a modest hit reality show for a cable network and she has become the star. She told a potential suitor over the weekend that her minimum for being with a guy is $100K a month with a one year minimum and that it may or may not include sex. Her ex said as long as you have a lot of mirrors and some coke that you would have no problems having the sex part. Our reality star professes to be a goody goody with no interest in any intoxicants. Her ex says that is not true at all, but that it needs to be very high quality coke or at least tell her it is high quality coke. The ex didn't have to spend $100K a month and that she still does whatever he wants because he has so many photos and videos of her before and after all her work and video of her doing drugs and having sex and that she knows he can bring her down and her reality career and her business. Lilly Ghalichi "Shahs of Sunset" (bathing suit business)
This funny guy is planning his real-life divorce around his TV show schedule. You might think that this means that he will try to get the divorce out of the way before the season starts so he can totally concentrate on work, right? Wrong! That would make sense in real life. But not in the world of television! He is actually thinking of stalling the divorce until the show starts. That way the divorce would provide gossip and controversy and fresh material and ratings! Yes, forget the emotional and financial battle. Its all about the ratings!
TV Star: Jimmy Fallon
Wife: Nancy Juvonen
LAWYER 06/11 **#1**
This C list celebrity just got cheated on recently in a very A list kind of way. She is being cheated on again, but does not seem to care as the cheater is being fairly open about it and brings his teenage assistant everywhere with him. She could be his granddaughter, but they don't usually sit in their grandfathers lap at a party and make out. Liberty Ross (husband, Rupert Sanders cheated with Kristen Stewart)/Jimmy Iovine (60 years old)
LAWYER 06/11 **#2**
This former A list celebrity who was probably one of the top ten most well known faces and names on the planet at one point is getting divorced. Probably. His wife hits him and beats him and taunts him to do something about it. She also spends what little money he has left. Hugh Hefner; Mike Tyson
LAWYER 06/11 **#3**
This former C list reality star and now a C list celebrity was at an event recently and could not get any woman to respond to his game. He doesn't have much game on the court either. One woman said he was disgusting and another asked him if he really had an STD. Kris Humphries
LAWYER 06/11 **#4**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress is still a mostly movie actress and still has almost A list name recognition but she is down to a B- now because of the roles she has been able to snag. She is also creating some waves because she has threatened to go public with why she has missed some recent events. It turns out that at a previous event she was promoting, this almost A list mostly movie actor kept putting his arm around her and groping her and suggesting they go smoke some pot together. He would just not leave her alone until she cried. She has refused to do anything else with him. Emma Watson/James Franco
LAWYER 06/11 **#5**
This B list mix of movie and television actress who made her fame from a hit television show spent three straight days locked in her room drinking non-stop except for occasionally coming out to scream at people who she deemed were making too much noise. I would not want to live in that house but some have no choice. January Jones
LAWYER 06/11 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner/nominee did something recently she swore she would never do. She got a breast augmentation. Apparently she is going topless in a movie again and wanted to look better. Gwyneth Paltrow
LAWYER 06/11 **#7**
This almost A list reality couple is getting a divorce. They just want to settle everything first so there is no drama like in past relationships in the family and to also make sure there are no leaks. Kris and Bruce Jenner; Khloe and Lamar Odom
LAWYER 06/11 **#8**
This guy is a celebrity. Barely. It is who he is married to that gives him his celebrity. She is at the top of the top. I don't know what it is about the guys she picks, but she does not have a good track record. For being such a perceived goody goody, she certainly finds the guys who love to cheat on her. Every relationship she has been in, the guys either cheat with other women or other guys. Her latest sticks to the women. He calls his place of business a buffet. There is nothing he loves more now than going to lunch and handing out his card and being recognized for who he is and not just for what he does. He tells his recruits that he is in an open relationship and despite everyone knowing he is married, he has no problems finding women who want to be with him. Lots of women. He has always been that way in every relationship and his wife must have known. Every chance he gets and there are lots when she is out of town he will head off to the hotel across the street from where he works and have a little lunch before suggesting a private audition. He loves that his buffet of women comes after a buffet lunch. Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth
LAWYER 06/12 **#1**
This mom of a former B list celebrity has stumbled on multiple sex tapes her daughter made with other celebrities. Men and women from A list to D list. She found them when she was going through a garage that her daughter had rented from a neighbor. She has started approaching companies about selling the tapes. Brittany Murphys mother, Sharon
LAWYER 06/12 **#2**
This A list mostly television actress has a problem on her hands. Her actor boyfriend wants to split with her but she can't have that happen now. She is getting things she has not got in awhile and by things I mean a lot of publicity. She is basically paying him to be with her at this point and is going to parade them in front of the cameras as much as possible for awhile. He did say there is no way he will go through marrying her though. Jennifer Love Hewitt
LAWYER 06/12 **#3**
This son of a former A+ list mostly movie actor is afraid to come out to his parents. He is not scared to come out to his mom, but thinks she will tell the dad. Considering what the dad has said in the past about gay people in private, I think I would be scared too. Patrick Schwarzenegger
LAWYER 06/12 **#4**
This former A+ list celebrity who is still A list but has added former reality star to his resume, has bounced back from his last relationship with the fetish queen. The fetish queen is a C list mostly movie actress who has been the muse of some of the biggest movie directors on the planet. They love her because she satisfies their every fetish requirement. Plus, she is a pretty good actress. Guess she is expanding to people outside the movie world. Robert Rodriguez/Rose McGowan
LAWYER 06/12 **#5**
This A+ list celebrity/singer not only picked up one of the most well known athletes in the world the other night, apparently she also convinced him to experiment with umm, devices that would penetrate him. Not sure why else her assistant had to rush out in the middle of the night to find a device for our celebrity/singer to wear. Rihanna/Christiano Ronaldo
LAWYER 06/12 **#6**
This A list celebrity has laid down the law and told her boyfriend he is not going to get anything more than just his salary from her and that anything else she chooses to give him is at her option and that he can always go get another job if he wants. He won't of course because she pays for everything. She just gets tired of him always wanting more. Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 06/12 **#7**
This B list mostly television actor is on a very very hit cable show on a very hit cable network. He is also a huge mess. Our actor goes to conventions. Has to for his role. When he is at them, he has a tendency to drink. A lot. In one city his pr person had to carry our actor back to his hotel room. When he meets a fan at the conventions who is interesting, he will have sex with him. So far there has been a storage room and behind a 7-11. This past weekend he had sex with a girl who was black out drunk. She says that she doesn't even remember having sex with him or consenting to it. There are also reports that a minor got inside a bar he was in and he started making out with her until someone told him how old she was. Everyone says he needs rehab, but right now the show is more important so his handlers make him keep working and keep attending conventions. HINT: I wish I had left one word out and then I would be revealing this. Instead you will have to settle for a hint. This is the perfect month to be talking about this show. Norman Reedus "The Walking Dead"
LAWYER 06/12 **#8**
This former B list Tweener has dated someone close to a former A list tweener and is dating them again. The couple also have a very close friend who was a child actress herself with almost A list name recognition. The child actress loves women and has always lusted after the former B list tweener. She finally got her wish the other night when she had a threesome with the B lister and her back on again boyfriend.
B list Tweener: Brenda Song
Someone close to former A list Tweener: Trace Cyrus (brother of Miley)
A list actress: Raven Simone
GOSSIP 06/12 **#1**
Our Princess is a beautiful and talented triple threat. She sings, acts, and has even appeared on a dance competition show. She has been dating a Popular Teen Star on and off for a while. It was supposed to be just a publicity setup, but he really fell for her. So he is going to be royally pissed off when he finds out who she is sleeping with now! Her New Beau is an up-and-comer on the music scene and is one of The Teen Stars closest friends! Of course, that friendship is going to be over as soon as he finds out that The Princess and his friend betrayed him. And thats not even the worst of it! The Teen Star is really going to go ballistic when he finds out that a lot of private activity that occurred behind the castle walls was surreptitiously captured on film! Yes, we have seen it. Yes, we can confirm that it is 100% real. And there are about 40 million reasons why The Teen Star should be feeling very betrayed and very paranoid right now.
Princess: Selena Gomez
Teen Star: Justin Bieber
New Beau: King Kevi
Justin just hit 40 million Twitter followers
GOSSIP 06/12 **#2**
This musical celebrity cheated, he knows it, and he is totally lying about it. Some of you may be wondering: Why would a famous celebrity who has both a real significant other and a fake significant other cheat on them both? Well, in the case of this celebrity, the answer comes straight from a close business associate who has the inside scoop. The simple answer would be to say that he is constantly horny. The more complex but accurate way to explain it would be to say that his cheating is not so much about his sexuality as it is about his narcissism! One of his business associate a very respected person in the music industry explained it to us this way: "He really does think that the world revolves around him because he is convinced that he is so special. Everything that everyone else is and does and says is valid only in the context of whether their actions support or oppose the grandiose view he has of himself. [Of course he cheated] but of course he is going to lie about it! He thinks that everyone (man or woman as long as they are very beautiful or talented or famous or special in some way) should want him sexually! Everyone should respect his superior talent! Everyone should only say things to him that he wants to hear! Everyone should only take photos of him when he wants them taken! Everyone should believe everything he says [whether it's true or not]! In his opinion, anyone who doesnt do these things or believe these things or act the way he thinks they should act is either stupid or ungrateful or unworthy or a loser and deserves to be attacked or ignored by him. [His business associates] know all this about him and we know that he can turn on the superficial charm and act all nice to get what he wants. [But we also know] that its just temporary and superficial and that he is really just empty or angry and doesnt genuinely give a shit about anyone except himself. [I hope that this helps] you understand why he cheats and lies about it and also why doesnt have any real friends. Its all about him using people to get what he wants all the time and getting angry and lying if it doesnt go exactly the way he wants it to go. He is incapable of behaving differently!" His behavior sounds like it is may be the definition of narcissism. Perhaps we should think of him as someone who is ill, rather than as someone who is simply a lying, cheating, arrogant, angry jerk?
Celebrity: Kanye West
Real Significant Other: Ricardo Ticci designer for Givenchy
Fake Significant Other: Kim Kardashian
IS WIRED 06/12
Shes a singer, songwriter, entrepreneur, actress and dealer. The young starlet isnt exactly super stealth when it comes to her penchant for pot. Its cost her a lot lately, but she has made a lasting friendship with an equally popular star. The two have been the subject of several hookup reports. In fact, you will hear about another one very soon. Dont get too excited. She prefers the company of a woman now that she has become single and he just wants to use her connections to replenish his stash. Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber
LAWYER 06/13 **#1**
This B list reality star from multiple shows stays in separate hotel rooms when he and his girlfriend go on the road. He also makes sure they are on separate floors. He says it is because he needs to prepare for what they are on the road for whether it be press or meeting fans, but it is so he can talk to the women he is cheating with in private. The girlfriend does not even put up a fight. They both have someone else in their lives, but are trying to stick it out to get a nice big paycheck even if it means getting married and then divorced a few months later. Sean Lowe "The Bachelor"
LAWYER 06/13 **#2**
If you believe this guy, and you really really should because he knows everything that goes on, then this celebrity/reality couple have only had sex four times and none since she got pregnant. The only reason they had sex was so she could get pregnant. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
LAWYER 06/13 **#3**
This A list celebrity/rapper thought he was going to get turned down or really have to work to have sex with this former A+ list reality star/celebrity, but she had sex with him the first time he made a move on her. She loves his drugs and he is giving her what she thinks will be a monster comeback. I think it will be a disaster. Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne
LAWYER 06/13 **#4**
This A+ list celebrity/singer has been seeking relationship advice from this A- list mostly movie actress. Apparently the way the actress leads her life appeals to the celebrity/singer who would like a relationship that involves little to no sex and little to no contact with her significant other except when required. Apparently the celebrity/singer is not upset at the actress for setting her up with a gay guy last time they hung out. The celebrity/singer probably thought at first it was a good idea.
A+ list celebrity/singer: Taylor Swift
A- list actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
Gay guy: Jake Gyllenhaal
LAWYER 06/13 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress did gender selection for her new baby because her significant other insisted on it. He has also already chosen the name of the baby and has plans to have an agreement in place to get full custody of the baby if something happens between the couple causing a split. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez
LAWYER 06/13 **#6**
It does not happen often, but it happened this week for the first time in a year or so. This A list model hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor. She is married, and he might as well be. When they find themselves together, away from their families, they hook up. It has been going on for years. It is surprising because she has said that our actor is getting too old looking for her, but I guess he still has the magic, or at least the magic for an hour. No dinner, no drinks. They met in her hotel room and an hour later it was over. It was almost like Lost In Translation, but not quite. Yes, that is a clue. Brad Pitt/Miranda Kerr
("Lost In Translation" connection: Bill Murray's character doing cheesy Japanese commercials.. Brad Pitt does them for real.)
LAWYER 06/13 **#7**
This A list celebrity was out of the spotlight for three days because of an incident at home. It seems as if she was passed an unauthorized cell phone and was using it to make contact with someone who has been out of her life for a few years now. That person is now shopping stories to the tabloids about what she told him. If you believe the guy, it is crazy stuff. Our celebrity was basically grounded. Britney Spears and Sam Lufti
LAWYER 06/13 **#8**
In all the talk about Angelina Jolie's personal story about what she has done to prevent getting cancer, this Academy Award winner/nominee is not talking to anyone about the cancer that may take her life. About two years ago she discovered she had ovarian cancer. While fighting it, she continued to work, but not very much as the treatments were draining her. She stayed in her home country for most of it to be out of the prying eyes of paps and because she knew she would get more privacy. She is married and has kid(s). She has been in some of the biggest grossing movies in history. She is back in the US now and says that she has won the battle, but still knows she will probably lose the war and has decided that she is not going to share her story because she is a private person. She says that it will probably come out someday and that for now, the still B list mostly movie actress wants to work. She says that except when she is spending time with her family, what makes her feel alive is making movies.
This soon-to-be Dad has a problem. A jump-off can't stop bragging about their night together after the public girl got pregnant. She's running all over telling anyone who'll listen, but meanwhile he and the public girl are set to be parents soon. Who told side-jawns to do so much talking? Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
Her new boyfriend is cute and charming and seems to really love her. What could possibly go wrong? A lot! Does this reality star know anything about the man she is currently dating? Does she know about his past history with drugs, alcohol, DUIs, and mental illness? Does she know that his own child/ren was removed from his household by Social Services because of ongoing issues with drugs and alcohol and child abandonment? Is this really the kind of man this reality star should be dating especially given her own history with substance abuse? And does she even care about protecting her own child/ren from someone with such a sordid history?
Reality Star: Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith
Show: "Teen Mom 2"
POST/PAGE SIX 06/14
1. Which mogul was so humiliated by his embarrassingly slim manhood, he underwent surgery to substantially expand its girth? We hear it dramatically improved his performance in bed.
2. WHhich hard-partying female model avoided the advances of a notorious Hollywood ladies man because shes too busy bedding her own string of catwalking babes? Cara Delevingne/Leonardo DiCaprio in Cannes
3. Which globetrotting socialite refuses to allow her outrageously lavish home to be photographed despite groveling overtures from a top fashion editrix?
4. Which megastar is being buzzed about for milking an injury to cover up for poor box office?
5. Which wealthy widow has taken a secret girlfriend since her husband suddenly died?
BUT NICE ROB 06/14
Which hard-partying TV star is known to have a thing for transvestites and also makes his girlfriends wear a certain anatomically inaccurate device so they can take control? Charlie Sheen
STREET KING 06/14
Todays blind item may be a comedian, but many didnt find this brother to be a funny man when he said "Black women are angry just in general, all the time", last year. Sources now reveal our 50-year-old mystery man recently arranged to indulge in "some good weed" while plotting to cheat on his wife, with "hot chics". Thats after were told our blind item reached out his Sin City street scout connection setting up his said secret shenanigans, after he wraps his stand-up show at Vegas Orleans Hotel and Casino. He was the first Black token comedian to be hired by CNN back in 2008. While hes on the road, covering stories for the network, hes known to often cheat on his wife of 27-years. Dont believe me.. Ask Bill Maher. Now, can you guess which house Negro that Im talking about? D. L." Hughley
LAWYER 06/14 **#1**
This former A list reality star is now a B- list celebrity who tries to appear on reality television whenever she can because it is how she pays the bills. Well, that and the times she has sex with men outside her marriage. Yeah, her husband has not had sex with his wife in a very very long time. Kendra Wilkinson
LAWYER 06/14 **#2**
This former B list actress who is now a C list celebrity with much higher name recognition has always been above it all and just wanted to be an artist. She has spent all her money on drugs (heroin) and partying and is now open to anything that will pay. It is a lot easier to be high and mighty when you have money in the bank. Taylor Momsen
LAWYER 06/14 **#3**
This A list diva and C list talent at everything else she does and she does a lot tried to trade up recently in the boyfriend department. She has been working on hooking up with this A list celebrity/contributor/seemingly everywhere and finally got her chance and the pair hooked up for an entire weekend. When she asked him when they could see each other again, he said he would see her all the time, just not in bed as she was too old for him and he was not going down like every other one of her boyfriends has gone down. So, she went back to her D lister who is just grateful to have her back. Jennifer Lopez/Pitbull/Casper Smart
LAWYER 06/14 **#4**
This female B+ list celebrity/athlete with A list name recognition is learning the hard way that the person you cheated with is also likely to cheat on you with someone else. Of course, considering how much of a pain our B lister is to deal with, let alone date or be romantically involved with, it should come as no surprise that her boyfriend is out there playing the field or his trailer as much as he can when she is not around. Danica Patrick/Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.
LAWYER 06/14 **#5**
This B list celebrity chef with the challenging name is set to open their first restaurant. It would be a good idea if they actually knew how to cook on their own without relying on two others to do the cooking. Giada De Laurentiis
LAWYER 06/14 **#6**
This former B list mostly television actress has made it perfectly clear to her A list mostly movie actor husband that this A list mostly movie actress is not allowed to be in his life. She is willing to do anything that he has asked, but she refuses to be in his life if the actress is in his life. Apparently she is really jealous, even when the actor has explained that the actress is way more into women than men. HINT: The B list television actress has moved on to movies now.
B list actress: Blake Lively
A list husband: Ryan Reynolds
A list actress: Sandra Bullock
LAWYER 06/14 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee might have to testify in a case because he is a witness to the behavior of a stripper he had been plying with drinks while having sex with her before she did something very wrong. His current girlfriend would be less than thrilled to discover this.
LAWYER 06/14 **#8**
This star NFL player for an NFC team has been having an affair with the wife of one of his teammates. It all started when he saw her naked on vacation.
LAWYER 06/14 **#9**
It is well known that this couple has had their issues. She feels like she has sacrificed everything in her career to have a family with this B list mix of television and movie actor who has been in some of the biggest movies and television shows of all time. She wanted to be an actress and had really started to gain some traction when she met her soon to be husband. Then she got pregnant and gave up acting for a bit, but wanted to get back into it. The thing is he would not let her audition for anything. He wanted to be the star of the family. Sure, he made sure she got a part here and a part there, but in such a way that she owed him her thanks for making it happen. When new gigs were offered after those appearances he made her turn them down. She was allowed to do nothing. He would always give her one excuse after the other and take jobs that were as far away from Los Angeles as possible and make her go with him just so she could not audition for anything. A couple of years ago the couple were at a party and they were introduced to this A+ list celebrity who was just coming off a notorious breakup. The wife of our actor and the celebrity really got along well and the next thing you know our wife was volunteering at school everyday, or at least what that is what she was telling our actor. Actually she was meeting the celebrity at a recording studio and either having sex with him there or at his hotel. The next thing you knew, she was pregnant. With his baby. She had the baby and convinced her husband it is his. Meanwhile, she continues to see the celebrity whenever she can and her husband is none the wiser.
LAWYER 06/14 **#10**
This former B list reality star who is known more for her relationships than any kind of career other than getting naked is having a torrid affair with another woman. The woman who is still in her teens has been told by our former reality star that she can make her have a big career. Umm, she has not even been able to do it for herself. Shanna Moakler
LAWYER 06/15 **#1**
This B list mostly television actor from a hit USA network show has never been known for playing on the same team, but he had two weekends in Vancouver with this BBC mainstay who everyone thinks is incredible looking and openly gay.
B list USA actor: Patrick J. Adams "Suits"
BBC mainstay: John Barrowman
LAWYER 06/15 **#2**
This C+ list mostly movie actress who gained her fame from a network reality show is on the hunt for a new benefactor. Apparently she got the phone number of this A+ list mostly movie actor and has been texting him like crazy trying to get invited to his place this summer. We are not just talking about one text a day or anything and she has not been shy about sending photos either. Julianne Hough/George Clooney
LAWYER 06/15 **#3**
This former A+ list singer who still has the reputation and voice of one, not to mention diva antics and craziness on par with Mariah Carey did not want a certain event to happen. She does not care about what it is, but does not think she can survive being without drugs for that period of time.
LAWYER 06/16 **#1**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor with some hit television in his background and the hard to pronounce name stood up at a dinner table recently and announced he had to go to the bathroom and proceeded to pee on himself before sitting back down. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
LAWYER 06/16 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress at this point has been in this space many times before. This past week she told a friend that she can't stop drinking because she keeps reliving some past abuse that happened to her as a teen and it is the reason she seeks out married men and men who she knows will be abusive to her. She says she has been in pain for 20 years and does not know a way out.
LAWYER 06/16 **#3**
This former B list mostly movie actor turned really good B list movie director has always cheated on his wife, but now he has been getting serious with this Victoria's Secret model who was dumped by an A+ list mostly movie actor.
LAWYER 06/16 **#4**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who has recently just come out of a high profile relationship with this A+ list mostly movie actor can't stand one of her franchise co-stars. She dislikes him so much that whenever he would bring his boyfriend on set, our actress would do hit on him constantly and did everything she could think of to get him to make a move on her. After the third or fourth time doing this, the boyfriend stopped coming to the set, and shortly after that, the two men split. No word on whether she was the reason or if she was successful in her goal.
LAWYER 06/16 **#5**
This former A++ list mostly movie actress is still an A list mostly movie actress and is still going after what she wants. What she wanted in her most recent movie was one of her male co-stars and would show up at his trailer all the time and made it very clear to him that she wanted sex from him and despite the fact that she is married. The male co-star resisted until the actress threatened to have him fired from the movie. She definitely still has that power. Julia Roberts/Taylor Kitsch "The Normal Heart"
LAWYER 06/16 **#6**
These two B- list mostly television actresses from a very hit network show which seems like it has been on forever and has spawned some spinoffs can't stand each other. They hate each other. The one who is probably a bigger star because of her longer television and movie track record in some good things was hit on by the husband of the not as famous B- lister. The more famous one blew the husband off and then told the married B- actress what happened. The married actress blamed the other actress and said her husband would never do that. Umm, there are about a million waitresses around town who would disagree.
LAWYER 06/16 **#7**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now just a bloated, hair dyed version of what he used to be loves his new gig. He loves it because his employers provide him with all the very underage women he likes and knows they won't spill the beans and that he will never get in trouble for it. All I'm saying is he better never cross them or they will distribute all the tapes they surely must have of him and he will spend the rest of his life in jail. He thinks he is safe where he is, but his employers will get rid of him if they need to. Steven Seagal - Russians
LAWYER 06/17 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actress who is now a C- list actress who will be lucky to get another role again spends about 3 hours a day going to different doctors so she can keep up with her 35 a day pill habit. She already has her new boyfriend using his place as a place she can have pills delivered from online. Tara Reid
LAWYER 06/17 **#2**
This A list singer/celebrity had full on sex with this A list model over the weekend in a private room in a club. They had started messing around in full view of several people but our A list singer asked for a room for 30 minutes so they could continue in private. Rihanna and Cara Delevingne
LAWYER 06/17 **#3**
This B+ list mostly movie actor spent time with his kids for the first time in months this weekend. He and the mother of his kids have not told the kids the couple has split and that daddy has been out of town on business. The two managed to be mostly civil to one another as he left his late teens early 20's girlfriend back in LA. Naomi Watts/Liev Schriber
LAWYER 06/17 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actor has crawled himself back up to the B list after a very long time in the C list range. He has had issues which caused him to drop. It was thought he had them all straightened out, but the co-star on his television show that he spends so much time alone and naked with on set has him using again. Not a lot. A slip here and there and he knows his girlfriend will run away quickly if she finds out about the slips or the other woman. Jesse Metcalfe "Dallas"
LAWYER 06/17 **#5**
This B- list celebrity/athlete has been pressuring her A list celebrity/athlete boyfriend to use her former lover as his manager. She mentions it almost everyday and has not told him that she would get a cut. She thinks it will revitalize his image. Lindsay Vonn/Tiger Woods (Lindsays ex-husband Thomas Vonn)
LAWYER 06/17 **#6**
This former B list mostly movie actress with the interesting name is now a C lister. All the talent in the world but got caught up in other interests and family and, despite everyone thinking she was going to get an Academy Award, she does not seem all that interested in working. She was spotted with her brother at an event this past week. A dinner. Her hand never left his thigh the entire dinner. She ate with her right hand and her left was on his thigh. Moving. The woman next to her brother had dropped her napkin and noticed and then could not not stop staring the rest of the night.
LAWYER 06/17 **#7**
This B+ list foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee has always said she is not a fan of plastic surgery and has talked smack about those who get it done. Over the past two years she has had her nose done and she got a breast augmentation from A to B and then again to C right before her wedding. Natalie Portman
LAWYER 06/17 **#8**
This foreign born gold medal winning ice skater who lives in the US has seen her career flat line and is now a working girl. She charges more than working girl prices but with her drug habit it won't be long before she makes a mistake and gets arrested. Oksana Baiul
LAWYER 06/17 **#9**
Apparently this B list celebrity with A list name recognition has a beef with his former employer. I guess that bridge is never going to be built again because he is telling some truly jaw dropping things about his former employer. Probably a tell all book or maybe he will just leak story after story like this one that will make you really question your sanity. This former A list singer/celebrity has reduced herself to a B- list celebrity who very few people like. It turns out that back in the day, while she was on husband number one that she got to know a certain A list celebrity/singer very well. A very married and supposedly happily married A list celebrity/singer. They worked together. She let it be known that she would have no problems hooking up with the A lister and was not even shy about the way she pursued him. She flat out told him she would fuck him anytime she wanted and she didn't care if he was married and her marriage was a joke. One thing led to another and the two actually spent a week hooking up while working and then two or three other times when on the road together before he broke it off. The B- lister just would not leave him alone and was dropping hints that he needed to leave his wife for her and that she was going to talk to his wife. The two have never spoke since.
B list celebrity: Richie Sambora (kicked out of band)
A list female singer/celebrity: LeAnn Rimes
A list male singer/celebrity: Jon Bon Jovi
This seemingly happy Hollywood couple has been shedding assets lately. The public explanation is that they just dont need all of that extra stuff. While that is partly true, its not a complete answer. There is a darker private reason for the big yard sale. No, they are not hurting for money or planning to file for bankruptcy. They are planning to file for divorce. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
MORTON REPORT 06/17
This woman is well known in the UK, although her fame has spread beyond its shores. Shy and retiring she is not. Forests have been felled so that she can feature on countless pages of newspapers and magazines. None of this happens by chance: her type of publicity is a money-generating machine, ruthlessly controlled by her. Staff and even guests at her home have to sign confidentiality contracts. If you were unfortunate enough to be asked to one of her tacky parties or dinners you would have to sign a legally binding non-disclosure document before you entered the door. No wonder little of what her home life is really like gets out. Katie Price; Kerry Katona
STREET KING 06/17
Her French name may translate to dignified, but thats not exactly how shes seen by those in her circle. Dont believe me.. Ask her boo, Alan Ferguson who sources say preps his family on what to not to say when she comes to dinner. Thats because this "Losing You" singer is said to be so insecure, she leaves those in her presence walking on eggshells. Its the reason why were told her current relationship could be on the rocks, with dude often opting to stay with his mother rather than our blind item. Just ask his brother, Mark. Shes the younger sister of one reigning pop princess. The sibling pair are said to share the same insecure gene. Why else do you think our blind items big sis often stumbles on her own words during interviews? Now, can you guess which Houston native Im talking about? Solange Knowles
IS WIRED 06/17
"This rising stars PR team has been calling the shots in his relationships. They urged him to end his first engagement and now they are preventing him from popping the question again. He feels solid in his path to A list status thanks to finally nabbing a huge role, but his handlers have told him to decide whether he wants to be a star or be a husband. He decided to stand by his girl for now."
He: Henry Cavill
Previous Fiancé: Ellen Whitaker
Current GF: Gina Carano
LAWYER 06/18 **#1**
This former B+ list Tweener got thrown out of a club this past week because she would not put away her coke even after being warned twice. Apparently she blew her chances at a network job because of it too. Adrienne Bailon "The View"
LAWYER 06/18 **#2**
This foreign born C+ list mostly movie actor was all love and kisses for the cameras but as soon as his A list actress girlfriend left, he was on the phone to the model he had not seen in a few months and had her over at his place. Olivier Martinez/Halle Berry
LAWYER 06/18 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actor who loves for people to think he is straight spent two hours recently at a club making out with this slipping quickly from B list mostly television actor who has not had much work since his show left the air. Jason Statham and Chuck Bass
LAWYER 06/18 **#4**
This former A list rock star who is still in a group that will probably always be A list but individually they are older and bloated now, said that contrary to what one might think, the greatest celebrity sex he ever had in his life was not with this former B list mostly television actress and now reality star, but with this C list celebrity offspring with child who he said he had to wait in line to go out with.
Former A list rock star: Tommy Lee (Motley Crüe)
B list actress: Pam Anderson
C list celebrity offspring: Kimberly Stewart
LAWYER 06/18 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with a difficult name has had three separate one night stands with three different waitresses at the pub around the corner from his home. Not a big deal. He is single. However, he is also having an affair with one of his most recent co-stars who is foreign born and has a great name.
LAWYER 06/18 **#6**
Reporter - Do your kids have a video game system?
A list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award nominations - No they don't. I don't believe in them and I would never allow them to have something like that. They should read books or play outside. There is no place for them.
Reporter - Didn't you earn $2M filming commercials for one of those companies?
At that point a publicist came in and everything was stopped. Julia Roberts
LAWYER 06/18 **#7**
This former A list celebrity/singer who has moved up to B after dropping down to C now wants to move into acting. She has told her agent and her manager that she will fire them unless they get her an audition for the role of An-Drea-Uh in the sequel to The Devil Wears Prada. Lady Gaga
LAWYER 06/18 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actress recently split from her long time female lover of over a decade. Right now she is just focusing on her boyfriend and family. Angelina Jolie/Eunace Huthhart (stunt double)
LAWYER 06/18 **#9**
I thought I must be hearing things when I heard this B- list mostly television actress who keeps getting leads on television shows and then having them canceled was spotted with her ex. As in the ex who almost killed her at least three times and spent all of her money. For years our actress stayed with her boyfriend and was subjected to physical and verbal abuse that would make all of you run away quickly. Not only didn't she run for several years, she just kept taking it and taking it and would give him money which he would use to buy drugs and and spend on hookers. This guy is truly awful. One of the times she almost died she decided to call the police and got a restraining order. He violated that order a few times. I'm literally in shock that the two were spotted together. I know it has been a couple of years, but it is no exaggeration that she is lucky to be alive after being with the guy.
Rachael Taylor/Matthew Newton
Anna Friel/Rhys Ifans
BUT NICE ROB 06/18
Which celebrity discovered that her now-ex husband was cheating on her, prompting them to divorce? The celeb is currently holding onto the scandalous information to use when she is ready to launch another album. Katy Perry
Rehab for heartbreak? What nonsense! Shes addicted to drugs, People! And were not just talking weed here. Were talking about the kinds of drugs that make her pain free. They also make her care free as in "I dont care about anyone else or anything except getting high." Shes completely hooked, shes doing it every day, and its destroying her career and her life. The BS about her checking into some sort of "Heartbreak Hotel" is a weak PR ploy to gain sympathy. Frankly, we find it hard to find sympathy for someone who sings about designer drugs and who frequently does drugs out in the open and expects her fans to applaud her for it. Rihanna
LAWYER 06/19 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actress turned C list mostly bad television actress has a huge say in how her ex runs his life. It turns out that our actress is the one who has to approve who her ex sleeps with and how much he can spend on other activities. Other being defined as illegal. Apparently he listens to her and does everything she says. Another tidbit is that she has been known to occasionally, very occasionally, still have sex with him and that he lives for those days. Denise Richards/Charlie Sheen (Certainly gone downhill from all of this)
LAWYER 06/19 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who doesn't work much any longer has been reduced to picking up her own drugs from her dealer. No one will do it for her any longer and her dealers don't want to be seen in public, so they send it to a friend's house or another customer in a nice neighborhood who owes them a favor and our former A+ lister goes and picks it up and pretends she is having lunch with the person or just visiting. The visits just take long enough for our actress to have a little taste and then move on. Demi Moore
LAWYER 06/19 **#3**
This former reality star turned C+ mostly television actress continues to want people to believe she is married. Even her current affair has no idea why she wants to continue to play that game. She cheats with men and her husband cheats with men so why not just end the whole thing and everyone can be with who they want. At least she has started taking off her ring when she meets her boyfriend. HINT: She has been in the news a lot recently. Katherine McPhee
LAWYER 06/19 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who is always looking to make a buck was in a restaurant last week trashing this still A+ list super model and the model's current project which paid the actress a lot of money. The actress called the product shitty and said the model was the dumbest person she has ever met and that she laughs when she thinks about how much she is paid. Eva Longoria/Heidi Klum "L'Oréal" ads
LAWYER 06/19 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor who made some half decent movies, is now looking for work yet again after another crash and burn television project. He told a friend the other day that he ran into this former A+ list mostly movie actress who made one mistake and watched her career crash and burn and said she said hi and kissed our actor and she seemed so friendly and he could not imagine why and he remembered later that night they had dated for several weeks not that long ago and he had totally forgotten it because of all his drug use.
LAWYER 06/19 **#6**
This former A list reality star who then became a B- list celebrity before returning to reality television says that when she started dating her husband she told him she would only marry him if he had his peen circumcised. They got married, so...
LAWYER 06/19 **#7**
This all time and will forever be an A+ list movie actor who is an Academy Award winner told some friends last week that he once offered this former A+ list mostly movie actress and still an A list Academy Award winner $50,000 to have sex with him. He says that she called him disgusting and then he said that he knew of at least two guys she had slept with for parts, so what did that make her? Jack Nicholson/Nicole Kidman
LAWYER 06/19 **#8**
This concierge used to work at the Four Seasons and he is great for a story or two and he told me that a few years ago, this A+ list celebrity/singer got kicked out of the hotel because she kept having sex on the balcony and was not shy about expressing how much she was enjoying it. There were a few different partners and she would scream at people who complained, while she was having sex. Oh, I will reveal this one for sure. Britney Spears
LAWYER 06/19 **#9**
A televangelist who is taking the world by storm is foreign born. He also has some huge secrets. While preaching to massive crowds all over the world he is also the head of an organization that makes a great deal of money through human and drug trafficking and the pastor himself who pretends to be very pious has a string of apartments throughout the world where he keeps the women he wants for himself. He is currently under investigation for money laundering and various human rights. NGO's are preparing a report that he is desperately trying to block which will condemn him for his practices. Apparently several of the women he held basically captive have come forward to share their stories.
GOSSIP 06/19 **#1**
This Girl is young. She cannot even legally buy beer in many states. She has a big and busy career, though! She has it all: a TV series, a singing career, and a new movie coming out this year. But something has been happening with her body. She used to be of normal weight, but she has gotten thinner and thinner over the past year. She now weighs barely 100 pounds. Her fans are worried. Has she developed an eating disorder? After lots of rumors and speculation, she finally responded to the gossip. She admitted that she has lost weight but but but its because shes exercising! And because she is eating healthier! Yes, thats it! She has declared victory over her former bad habits! That is complete and utter bullshit. We know the real reason she is so thin. It is because she has turned into a huge coke addict over the past year! A music collaborator got her hooked. Now its every day, multiple times a day. Why eat when you can bump? Ariana Grande
GOSSIP 06/19 **#2**
In a recent edition of Alec Baldwins podcast, "Heres The Thing", he interviewed actor Stacy Keach. They were discussing Keachs failed marriages when Baldwin dropped some blind dish on a famous actor:
Alec Baldwin: The longest of the other three [marriages] okay. Lets really round it off here and be fair. It was two and a half years. You think youre tough to be married to?
Stacy Keach: I do.
Alec Baldwin: You do?
Stacy Keach: I know I am.
Alec Baldwin: Cause do you think its your work though?
Stacy Keach: Yeah. Thats our business.
Alec Baldwin: Do you think that your dedication [to acting was the reason]? I had a woman say to me once a very famous woman that her husband was a famous actor and he did a television series. This was many years ago and she said to me, "Hed go to work and he was a father on the show and he gave everything he had [to the] camera." She said, "When he came home he had nothing left for his own children."
Stacy Keach: Oh, thats too bad.
Alec Baldwin: He came home, locked himself in his room, had a drink in his hand, had the TV on. He was just - like we said he was just emptied out.
Stacy Keach: Right. Right, right, right. Thats sad.
Her Famous Actor Husband:
GOSSIP 06/19 **#3**
Why on earth would this television star agree to return to the scene of the crime with her perpetrator?! Just days after a terrible incident in a public place, they returned, together, to the exact same spot. We found out that its part publicity stunt and part negotiation. He is a businessman, he needs to repair his reputation, and the only way he can do it is with her cooperation. He arranged for a photographer to be there (which is especially interesting given that he has a reputation for avoiding personal publicity). She was not happy to go but she was also afraid to refuse. She actually believes that if she plays along and acts agreeable and gives him what he wants (a restored reputation) that he will give her what she wants (a clean and amicable divorce). We think that she is terribly naïve and in complete denial about just how manipulative and vicious her husband can get verbally, physically, legally, and financially. Her friends doubt that he will let her go and doubt that she has the strength to leave. Nigella Lawson/Charles Saatchi
MIRROR (U.K.) 06/19
Which British star is up to his old philandering tricks again? The married dad, a "loyal family man", told his wife his phone was "broken" during a recent foreign trip. He actually went AWOL for three days on a mission to sleep with as many women as possible .
British Star: David Beckham
Wife (may or may not be famous): Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham
LAWYER 06/20 **#1**
This former B+ list celebrity is probably a B now thanks to his willingness to do any kind of work for a paycheck. He literally will do anything and does do anything. Reality/singing/writing, you name it. It seems that in the past few weeks a chance meeting with one of his one night stands has led to a reunion of sorts. The reunion consisted of a few nights in bed together while he was in town doing some promo work and his wife was at home. What is strange is who it is. She is a B- list mostly television actress who only keeps the B list as long as her one claim to fame keeps airing in reruns and they talk about making a movie about it. Other than that, she does not do much.
LAWYER 06/20 **#2**
This foreign born B list celebrity is someone who has made a career on just about every form of media Britain has to offer. Pop star, reality star, television host and guest on anything that will put a camera in her face. Her husband and toddler might be interested to note that over the past month she has been drinking away in clubs and has hooked up with at least four different guys in various parts of clubs. Not just making out, but she prides herself on finding places to have full on sex in clubs. Mel B
LAWYER 06/20 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who is now hanging on to C list while she prays someone will give her work, has been telling friends that one of her supposed bff and A+ list celebrity/singer has a coke problem. She says the celebrity loves to pretend she is high and mighty and would not touch the stuff, but that the celebrity loves to do line after line of coke while talking non-stop about how great she is and how people would die if they saw her doing coke. Jessica Szohr/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 06/20 **#4**
This B list celebrity who seems to be on television a lot hosting things and is foreign born bailed on a friend in need a few weeks back. The friend had done way too much coke and overdosed and was bleeding from everywhere after a crash against a sink in the bathroom and when our celebrity heard about it, the first thing she said was she had to get out of there immediately. It was her reputation and people would think she was doing coke so she left and left everyone else to clean up and call the ambulance. Kelly Osborne
LAWYER 06/20 **#5**
This B-/C+ list quirky actor from a middling network comedy which has had a much longer life than many anticipated has a relationship with his ex because of their kid(s). He is seeing his kid(s) way more often and way longer than he used to because his ex has been coming with and they have been enjoying some ex sex for the better part of a year. His actress girlfriend just thinks he is being a better dad.
LAWYER 06/20 **#6**
This A list celebrity got her fame from a musical group. I hesitate to use the word singing, because I'm not sure it was not all computer generated. Anyway, she has continued to make news for years and not just for her other projects, but also because of her very dirty mouth. During a break in taping on her new show she told her fellow A list reality star that her ex had the smallest dick she had ever seen and that her current significant other has the largest she has ever seen. Her co-star said that she has the opposite problem. Went from really big to not much there at all.
A list celebrity/Ex: Mel "Scary Spice" Brown/Eddie Murphy
A list reality star/Ex: Heidi Klum/Seal
New Show: "Americas Got Talent"
LAWYER 06/20 **#7**
This former A list mostly movie actress who still has A+ name recognition got her brother hooked on drugs. Now he just hangs out at his sister's place all day and has sex with her assistant. Kristen Stewart
LAWYER 06/20 **#8**
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actor who is more famous for the actress he is with finally got the tattoo removed from his butt which had the name of this former A list movie actress he dated for a very quick minute and who some say she cheated on her celebrity ex-husband with. Dax Shepherd/Kristen Bell/Kate Hudson (Chris Robinson)
LAWYER 06/20 **#9**
This actress is B list. Her name recognition however is A list. Not so much for her acting credits, but for what she does off screen. She is a master of media manipulation. She knows how to get people talking about her and works on it everyday. When she started shooting a recent film, she thought she had the attention of this A+ list mostly movie actor but he was being wishy washy and she was getting flack for being the next Sienna Miller so she backed off and went with backup number one. Her backup number one is also an A+ list mostly movie actor who is married. The actor has quietly been a playboy his whole life and when our much younger actress put some moves on the actor, he bit. He did not bite down hard though and after a couple of dates, one of which she set them up to be photographed, he bailed on her. He likes his affairs very quiet. Back in the day, before the internet he was ok with being more splashy, but now, no publicity, especially for that. Still unable to find the attention she was seeking, our actress moved on to another co-star. Also married, they did share one common love. Booze. She also told him the kind of things she was able to arrange which he said he had always wanted to do. The problem is the B- list mostly movie actor now, but formerly of television felt so guilty that he told his wife who came to the set and screamed at our actress and had to be restrained to keep from physically attacking her. No problem for the actress as she already another backup which she used for a few months until she was ready to give the original A+ list actor another chance.
B list actress: Amber Heard
A+ list actor: Johnny Depp
A+ list married actor: Harrison Ford
B- list married actor: Josh Holloway
Which Brit popstar was glad to entertain rumours that she might have been pregnant when she was forced to cancel some gigs? The swollen belly wasn't anything to do with a new arrival; it was a rather unfortunate, but little known symptom of genital herpes. Suddenly those "Is she pregnant?" spreads in the weeklies take on a doubly gruesome veneer... Cheryl Cole; Rita Ora
The NBA Finals had to go to all the way to a Game 7. Is that because a Superstar is distracted? Word is despite his seemingly happy home, a side jawn's revelation, or special delivery, threatens to blow that all away. Dwyane Wade
STREET KING 06/21
Todays "Ride Wit Me" blind item spends more time with Tiny Cottles husband than she does and the streets are talking about it. Dont believe me.. Ask Panda. According to an insider, our mystery man dumped Jermaine Dupri as his homey before quickly becoming T.I.s BFF. Now, this "Air Force Ones" advocate is said to have a tight bromance with T.I. said to have even shared Ashanti with him. Thats before the pair are reported to now be doing the same with Tae Heckard. Dont believe me?.. Ask Tiny. Know why? Because Tiny, T.I. and our blind items past and previous girlfriends are all swingers. Heres the drop on our blind item: "Dude used to take Ashantis money and trick it off on strippers. Dude is just like Jermaine, he went and got a stripper pregnant who used to work at Onyx. Dude loves strippers to toss his salad and he always returns the favor." Now, can you guess which St. Louis native Im talking about? Nelly
LAWYER 06/21 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor achieved his former A list status thanks to a franchise. Now, he is desperate to get a role in any movie. This week he was spotted in a gay club dressed in full on leather. Leather sleeveless vest and chaps. Hayden Christensen
LAWYER 06/21 **#2**
This B+ list celebrity who used to fancy herself an actress when she was younger was found in a hotel hallway this week. Face down. Clutching a bottle of pills in one hand and her dress in the other. She was wearing a pair of panties and that is it. A close relative was also staying in the hotel, but was unaware that her relative was not in the room. Kim Richards (relative - sister Kyle)
LAWYER 06/21 **#3**
This celebrity offspring of a celebrity has been going to therapy the past year and says that she has repressed some things in her life that she now wants to share. Of course she only wants to share it in book form or some other way she can get paid and in the book she will describe what she says are a long standing pattern of abuse suffered at the hands of her father.
LAWYER 06/21 **#4**
"I would be doing line after line of coke and trying to have sex with as many women as possible before I came crashing back down and there he would be, talking to the bus boys and waiters and having them sit on his lap. The next thing you know he would have all of the guys naked and just screaming in joy." A+ list mostly movie actor who is still A list and an Academy Award winner describing this A list mostly movie actor when they would hang out at Studio 54 together. Says a lot that they are both still A list. Jack Nicholson/John Travolta
LAWYER 06/21 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actress recently went under the knife to have a breast augmentation. She thinks it will make people like her more. She went from a large A to large B. I think a smile would work better. Anne Hathaway
LAWYER 06/21 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actress was spotted smoking at a restaurant. This is despite the fact that she is pregnant. She has said that she cuts back, but does not quit smoking while pregnant. Penelope Cruz
LAWYER 06/21 **#7**
This A list singer/celebrity was asked the other day about her dog and she said she has no idea what happened to the dog. She says that she thinks one of her staff took her home to live with them a few years ago, but didn't really know because she has been too busy to really worry about it. Britney Spears
LAWYER 06/21 **#8**
This A list celebrity and former B list singer was shocked to discover that several people have the key to one of her places outside LA. It turns out that someone very close to her has let people stay there in return for them being nice to the person when they are in town. And nice means what you think it means. Jessica Simpson/Joe Simpson (father)
LAWYER 06/21 **#9**
She was pregnant. That much was obvious. This A list celebrity/reality star did not make any announcement she was pregnant, but paps could tell that she was. She wanted to hide inside her house, but this was when she was at her peak. She is still a B- lister, but at the time she was way higher. She was in contact with several of her friends, one of whom gave me this little nugget in return for ten bonus points next time we go bowling. The celebrity wanted her friends to come over and help her figure out who the father of her baby was. Yeah, it was like that. There were a total of four choices. Two of them the celebrity had been seen with and she was pretty confident it was one of those two, but there had been a three day window where she had sex with both of those two guys and two other guys she sometimes hooked up with. She had to decide which of the four was the dad and then tell him and she did not want to make a mistake, especially if the guy found out there were others and asked for a DNA test and she had guessed wrong. She did not use condoms with any of the guys and apparently her cycle was very irregular, which was making things even more difficult. The friends came over and they literally got some poster board and made a calendar of the month in question and checked text messages and searched the internet and looked at her schedule and pieced together where she was almost every minute of the whole month. When they put it together, they narrowed it down to two people. One of her regulars that she had been seen with and one other guy who, in a phone call with the celebrity that was listened to by everyone there on speaker said they had both passed out before completing the task at hand so to speak. The celebrity then decided to make the call and told the man she thought he was the father, that she was pregnant. It turns out he was indeed the dad. Nicole Richie
LAWYER 06/21 **#10**
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor is at it again. He was kicked out of a college dorm two weeks ago when he was discovered in bed with a student by the student's roommate. Apparently no men were allowed in the dorm past a certain amount of time, even if you are an A lister. Hugh Grant
LAWYER 06/22 **#1**
This former A list movie director who still thinks he is the hottest thing on the planet has not done anything worth noting for many years. So, why am I writing about him? Because from the time he first became a director until now, he has been the worst casting couch director there has ever been. Directors making soft porn or casting women who have topless scenes are not as bad as this guy. From the former A list mostly movie actress he raped repeatedly while they were together until now, when I hear that he was seeing some woman barely out of her teens who had heard of him so when he picked her up at an acting class she let him take her out to dinner and then he forced himself on her at the end of the night before she got him away and managed to get out. He goes to acting classes to hunt prey. He is an a-hole. James Toback
LAWYER 06/22 **#2**
After years of affairs and false starts and stops, this B- list mostly movie actress who shot to fame on a huge television show is getting a divorce. She has almost gone through with a divorce several times, but each time she started it, the guy she was having an affair with would back down when he realized how serious she was getting. This time though, the guy she met last year on set has been perfect she says and is ready to break the news to her husband.
LAWYER 06/23 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably a B+ now because she rarely works says she is great friends with this almost A list mostly movie actress. Our former A+ lister says all the right things, but has been contacting the almost A lister's boyfriend and saying all kinds of things about the almost A lister. Our A+ lister would love to see them split. Not sure why though. Hmmm.
LAWYER 06/23 **#2**
This former almost A list movie actor has some possible experience with babies he does not get to raise. A few weeks ago he was contacted by this foreign born former B list mostly movie actress who had something she needed to share with the actor. It turns out the pair had hooked up for a week during an alcohol fueled fling after meeting at an awards show. It also turns out our actress got pregnant and a short time later had a miscarriage. She says she felt bad that she had never told the actor and wanted him to know now. That is all she said to him and he has no idea why she contacted him and said it now.
LAWYER 06/23 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who can't get work now since her hit show ended tried to get in touch with her former co-star who is also a B lister, but is way more successful at everything else. The more successful B lister's only reply were two words, one of which began with an F and the other a Y. The more successful B lister has had nothing to do with her since their co-starring ended because the less successful B lister would do everything to try and steal boyfriends and husbands and not be shy about it.
B list actress: Teri Hatcher
B list successful actres: Eva Longoria (Producer "Devious Maids")
Co-starred: "Desperate Housewives"
LAWYER 06/23 **#4**
This spectacular a-hole of a celebrity who should be permanently banned to the F list was at a party last week and said that the worst celebrity sex he ever had was with this former almost A list mostly movie actress who now spends more time in trouble than on film sets. He said that all she wanted was his coke and when he tried to collect she actually asked if she could text while he was having sex with her. Joe Francis/Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 06/23 **#5**
This actress is mostly movie and is probably B- list. She did have one huge huge lead in the past two years and she plays the lead female more frequently, but she just can't ever push out of that B list range. There has been talk about a sequel to her one starring role but the one hangup is that her A list mostly movie actor does not want to be in the movie with her. Turns out he has a thing for her and she rejected him. Said she had a boyfriend which she does, but was having a fling with the director.
LAWYER 06/24 **1**
This A list mostly movie actress is not happy with her almost A list mostly movie co-star and feels like she has been doing all the work while the almost A lister is hogging the limelight and pretending the co-stars are bff. Not even close. Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy "The Heat"
LAWYER 06/24 **#2**
This former almost A list celebrity and now a C lister on a good day tried to take some drugs without paying while at a gay club and suffered the consequences. Aaron Carter (I'm not saying he is gay just at a club that has predominantly gay patrons.)
LAWYER 06/24 **#3**
This former almost A list celebrity/singer has been spending almost $100K a month on travel and entertainment, but brings in almost no money. She has not had any money in a long time and spends most of her time drinking and doing lines of coke and paying for all of her friends to do the same. Ashlee Simpson
LAWYER 06/24 **#4**
This A list mostly television actress who has gone from one hit show to another hit show thought she spotted some cameras while she was out with her boyfriend. She immediately jumped into his lap and started making out with him. When she realized it was a group of tourists, she got up from his lap and just resumed a normal conversation with him. Jennifer Love Hewitt
LAWYER 06/24 **#5**
This former B list actor who is only famous for a relationship and a franchise is using again and it is even crazier than before. The actor who can barely get work now despite his good looks was in a bar and grabbed a woman and started dancing with her while grabbing her and groping her and telling her she needed to come to his place and have sex with him and that he knew she wanted it and just would not shut up. The woman complained, but the bar didn't kick out the actor because they said he was good for business. The woman then walked out with four of her girlfriends. Chris Klein ( Katie Holmes) "American Pie"
LAWYER 06/24 **#6**
This B-/C+ mostly movie actress who has almost A list name recognition, but has not done much since falling in love was at a restaurant this week and ordered five separate dishes which is as much as she usually eats in a month. She pushed her fork through all the dishes, but only drank some wine and then some more wine and ended up not eating anything. Kate Bosworth
LAWYER 06/24 **#7**
Strangest threesome ever. This former A list celebrity/singer with a penchant for the goth look said that he and his celebrity ex-wife had a threesome with this oft troubled former starlet (love using that word) who is known for drugs and theft. Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese, and Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 06/24 **#8**
This almost A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show says that she has had some problems with this B list celebrity who is also a C list actor and used to be a wannabe singer. Getting up there in age and has a habit of trying to catch our actress naked when she is changing in her trailer. She never used to lock it. Now she locks it and has someone stand out front.
LAWYER 06/24 **#9**
A few years ago, this A+ list mostly movie actress had just been broken up with by this A+ list celebrity. She was flitting around and not doing much when she did an event and ran into this A+ list mostly movie actor. For some reason they rarely crossed paths and when she had crossed paths with him before they had both ignored each other. Shortly after seeing him at this event, she texted him at the number he had given her and within an hour they were in bed together. To him it was just a one time thing and maybe someday down the road if he could not find a model willing to have sex with him, she would be a nice consolation prize. He put out her out of his head. She did not though and a short time later they were both at a high profile award show and she followed him around the entire night. Kept trying to ask him questions, and if the show had not been televised, probably would have been way more vocal about her feelings for him. As it was, he thought he had slipped from her grasp and decided to go to an after party. Walks in the door and finds her waiting for him. He tries to get away, but she is on him. Like glue. Does not let go. He did manage to get away at one point when a producer she had to talk to came up and started chatting. Our A+ list actor got out of there and managed to disappear for a year from her radar. A very important thing happened during that year. They both signed with a company which has forced them to be together once or twice a year. The only reason our actress signed on with the company is because she knew she would get to see the actor a few times a year. The actor was not about to give up all that money to avoid the actress, so he makes the most of it. Once a year, the actor and the actress get together when they do publicity for the company. She would rather it happen everyday, but is ecstatic when she gets that call or text from the actor and would marry the guy even though she says she would never get married. I wonder what she thinks when their night is over with and he goes running off to someone else.
A+ list actress: Cameron Diaz
A+ list celebrity: A-Rod
A+ list actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
When both ignored each other: "Gangs of New York"
Company: TAG Heuer
Its long been speculated that this leading man prefers the company of men in the bedroom as opposed to women. No wonder no woman can tame him. But what isnt known is how he selects those he secretly wants to date. A very reliable source informs us that the actor in question scours modeling agencies for his newest male conquests. Our source reveals: "One day my friend got a call saying that he was up for a big job. He turned up for what he thought was a casting at a restaurant and it turned out to be a dinner date with a big star." "They dated for a bit, but its the best job he ever got the actor takes care of him financially in return for his silence about their brief romance." For legal purposes the name of the agency has been withheld, but feel free to throw your guesses into the ring about which Hollywood hunk this blind item may pertain to. George Clooney
STREET KING 06/24
This songstress was featured on the Waiting To Exhale soundtrack, back in 1995. Now, its being suspected that she was probably really waiting to inhale, while in the recording studio with Whitney. Dont believe me.. Just ask our blind items baby daddy, Kadeem Hardison who sources say is fighting for joint custody of the daughter he shares with our mystery woman, over her reported cocaine and sex addictions. Shes said to hate both of her baby daddys Kadeem Hardison for his verbal and physical abuse, and Kenny Lattimore for his cheating. Those are the grounds which sources say turned her to a bitter woman whos lost faith in men leaving her to turn to females for comfort. Dont believe me.. Ask Jada Pinkett Smith or Queen Latifah. When she married Kenny Lattimore, Hollywood was obscenely amused. Thats because Kenny Lattimore is known best as the gay man who cheated on Star Jones, with other men. Sources say she didnt care, because she ponied-up with Lattimore to revive her music career before she quickly divorced Lattimore after finding him with his male lover. Our blind item recently landed a spot on R&B Divas L.A., which she reportedly took for both money and a jump-start to her career. Now, can you guess who Im talking about? Chanté Moore
LAWYER 06/25 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who really wants an Academy Award has started seeing other women again. Lots of them. Apparently even though he is married, he went back to his old game of rotating three women through the places he has set up for them. No guys yet, but plenty of pot. Matthew McConaughey
LAWYER 06/25 **#2**
According to at least three people who have hooked up with this former A+ list tweener and now an A list celebrity quickly falling I hope to something much lower, he has some crazy hangups when it comes to him getting naked which is surprising because of what he does on a regular basis. Shirt comes off, but not much else and none of them were allowed to touch his nether regions, he only touched theirs. Justin Bieber
LAWYER 06/25 **#3**
This B-/C+ list actor used to be a solid B when his hit cable show was on the air. With that gone he has seen his limited acting talents take him down the list. He still thinks highly of himself though and threw a huge diva fit over the weekend and wanted all kinds of special things for his appearance at an event this weekend. He spent most of the day complaining while not actually doing anything he was getting paid to do. Kevin Dillon
LAWYER 06/25 **#4**
This A+ list celebrity/diva has spent the past two months popping pills like the old days. The old days almost saw her career go away in a flash. She is spending up to 18 hours a day in bed and is barely functional most of the time.
LAWYER 06/25 **#5**
This foreign born former almost A list celebrity who made some music for a bit and had a very famous girlfriend is being threatened with a lawsuit. Apparently the now C list degenerate was partying with a woman and she got drunk and passed out. He decided to have some fun with her and injected her with heroin while she was passed out. This will be revealed. Pete Doherty (Kate Moss)
LAWYER 06/25 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor almost came out of the closet this past week. He has been in this spot before because he just insists on pretending he dates models. This week though he got wasted and tried to put the moves on a male C list celebrity. He was turned down though. The more drunk he got, the bolder he became and it will be interesting to see if the four or five people of a certain VIP section try and sell the story of what he was doing. Jake Gyllenhaal; Jason Statham
LAWYER 06/25 **#7**
Two weeks ago, this former A list mostly television actress who is now an A list celebrity/reality star with no acting career spent some alone time with one of the very few woman she likes and alone time means what you think. The other woman? This A+ list mostly movie actress who has always loved exploring both sexes, but only has long term relationships with men.
LAWYER 06/25 **#8**
This B- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show on a premium network was in a foreign club this past weekend when he went home with a transsexual. She made it clear before they left that she had some extra parts, but our actor said he didn't mind and that he preferred something new after being with countless other women.
LAWYER 06/25 **#9**
This actress was almost A list at one point. Mostly movies. It feels like she has been around forever, and she has, but when she first started working she worked all the time and now just works enough to let her keep doing things that interest her. Lots of things interest her. She says she loves helping people because she has been the victim so many times in her past. Her name recognition is high. Close to A list. Her status on the acting list though is probably C. She once documented an abusive relationship she had with a then A list celebrity who beat her frequently and verbally abused her too. She said that was the only kind of relationship she knew for a long time. Prior to that relationship before she got a break in a very very popular movie that broke the careers of a number of stars, she used to date a guy who was on the edge of the law and always in trouble. He got into some trouble with some very bad people and they decided to make him pay by taking his girlfriend - our actress. She says that she was kidnapped and sexually assaulted for several days and that she feared for her life because she overheard the men talking about leaving no witnesses and she knew what they looked like. On the second night she had been taken, she says they finished with her early and left to go out and to collect on some other debts and they forgot to lock everything and she escaped. She left the town and never returned and said that for years she thought they would come for her at any time and that she was going to end up dead. This will be revealed.
Actress: Daryl Hannah
Abusive boyfriend: Jackson Browne
Movie: "Splash" or "Blade Runner"
LAWYER 06/25 **#10**
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actress from a hit franchise gave up her first class seat on an overseas flight and sat in a middle seat in coach so a woman who was 8 months pregnant would not have to sit in the seat. Our actress had started talking to the woman before the flight and discovered the situation and after trying to get the woman a better seat, just gave up her own. Ashley Greene
IS WIRED 06/25
These two squabbling stars are at it again. The war began years ago, but the singer still trashes the silver screen maven at any opportunity. The singer timed announcing her plans for a new project to coincide with the tail end of the press tour of her movie star enemy. Why are they at odds even though they arent even in the same branch of the industry? The songstress practically stalked the actresss costar who she was secretly dating at the time. They got into several verbal skirmishes and the singer is still very bitter despite moving on.
Singer: Taylor Swift
Actress: Camilla Belle
Actress Costar who Singer used to date: Joe Jonas
BUT NICE 06/25
Every grouping of people has at least one stereotype. Some can be good, while others not so good. During a recent interview, a certain black comedian accidentally let slip that he doesnt fit the stereotype for black men, saying, The one good stereotype is the one I dont have! Awww. Just remember its not the size of the boat, but the amount of laughs you get on stage.
LAWYER 06/26 **#1**
This former almost A list celebrity/singer is down somewhere in the C list celebrity range now. A few weeks ago she ended up partying with this former B list mostly movie actor who is more known for who he was married to than his acting. His girlfriend was gone for the night so he had a few friends over. Our former A lister spent the night and came over the next day to reclaim the drugs she had left behind. His kids were over that day. Nice. Ashlee Simpson/Ryan Phillippe
LAWYER 06/26 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie comedic actor who is very tall was at an event this week and somehow the conversation turned to celebrity sex tapes and someone asked the actor if he had ever seen Paris Hilton's sex tape. The actor said he had not, but then again he didn't need to because he had already had sex with her so knew what it was like. I would never imagine them together. He must have been drunk at the time. Vince Vaughn
LAWYER 06/26 **#3**
This foreign born actress reached almost A list at one point during her run on a great television show. A hit network television show. She does not work as much anymore and has dropped down to B- list probably. She does have the most interesting sex life though. Apparently she and her significant other are open to other men and women joining in and her man has a thing for wearing the clothes of our actress. Joan Collins
LAWYER 06/26 **#4**
This foreign born B- list celebrity who goes in and out of fashion depending on what her latest scandal is, has not been sharing that her child(ren) have many physical and emotional problems because of her heavy drug use during pregnancy. Katie Price
LAWYER 06/26 **#5**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor has been spending about $50K a month on a hooker he discovered shortly after he got married. They had not seen each other since their first time together, and then about six months ago ran into each other when she was on the arm of a married Colgate executive. They exchanged phone numbers and he managed to take her away from the executive. Considering his wife was on edge of such a profession and that is how they met, she should not be surprised. HINT: Connection to Jonah Hill ("21 Jump Street) Channing Tatum
LAWYER 06/26 **#6**
This B-/C+ list celebrity offspring who also does reality has been in the news lately as he tries to ramp up his reality career. He once told some people that he was the cause of a breakup between friends. It turns out that he was having sex with this at the time A list reality star and now a B list celebrity/reality star and they broke up because he accidentally called her by the name of this at the time B list mostly television actress who is now a C- list mostly movie actress who he had sex with earlier in the day. The two women were very good friends at the time. Not anymore. Brody Jenner/Nicole Richie/Micsha Barton
LAWYER 06/26 **#7**
This C+ list actress would have moved up to the B list if her television show had lasted. She might also make the B list if a whiff of this scandal hits the media. She had a little on set fling with this very married very good looking A list mostly television actor when she guest starred on his network show.
LAWYER 06/26 **#8**
This foreign born C list celebrity offspring lost her virginity at the age of 16 to this A list married director who has had trouble keeping his pants zipped with many of the actresses he has directed, although this was by far the youngest.
LAWYER 06/26 **#9**
I don't know if you would refer to this as an Old Hollywood Blind Item or not. It was in the past, but is not that old school. It all happened on a hit network television show. A huge network hit. It involved two actors who were probably B-/C+ list at the time. They met and fell in love on the show. They also died because of that love. One was a younger actor who saw something in the older actor that he could not resist. At first, neither knew the other was gay because at that time, everything was a secret and almost everyone was still in the closet. The two ran into each other at a watering hole though and the next thing you knew, the two were together almost everyday. The younger actor was already infected with HIV, but didn't know it at the time. The two started having a love affair and it was after they had started that the younger actor learned he had HIV. Shortly after, the older actor learned he too had contracted the HIV virus. At one point in their relationship, the younger actor became very sick and kept getting sick and the two had to split because it was still important to their careers that they remain silent about their sexuality. There was a lot of heartbreak, but they felt it was for the best to split. The younger actor died first, followed later by the older actor.
Younger actor: Timothy Patrick Murphy
Older actor: Tom Fuccello
TV show: "Dallas"
LAWYER 06/26 **#10**
This former B list mostly television actor who does not get much onscreen work anymore after his hit network show ended, has finally ticked off the wrong parents. He went out with a teen who was 18. He always checks for that. She is still in high school though and he brought her home wasted out of her mind and barely dressed. The parents know they can't do anything about the sex thing, but want him to get into trouble for the providing booze to a minor. Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 06/27 **#1**
This former A list Tweener and now just a C list actress always looking for work says she stopped talking to this other A list Tweener because when she would come over, his friends would try and get her wasted and then would grope her. One time she said they threatened her when she tried to leave and made her do some things which she does not like to discuss.
LAWYER 06/27 **#2**
This controversial female B- list network reality star has been having an off again on again affair for several years with this male A+ list network reality star. He calls her when he wants a booty call that is a little different than his regular and for her discretion, he makes sure she is well taken care of. Very well taken care of. Donald Trump/Omarosa Manigault
LAWYER 06/27 **#3**
This Olympic multiple medal winning gymnast from one of the last two Olympics has a coke habit that has seen her run through all of her money and now she is begging to be on some reality shows she turned down previously. She is also interested in Playboy, or anything else that will bring her some money.
LAWYER 06/27 **#4**
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit show who has thrown away her entire career because of drugs, used to be in some movies and wanted to get an Academy Award for a performance. This was a couple of years ago and while at Cannes, slept with every reviewer she could find just so they would all say great things about her in their reviews. They did, but, she blew it all when she started down the drug path. This will be revealed. Mischa Barton
LAWYER 06/27 **#5**
This former A list celebrity/singer and C+ list mostly television actress was fired from a show despite trying her best to stay on the show. She actually helped put a nail into the coffin of her marriage by having sex with a producer because she thought staying on the show was more important than her marriage. HINT: She is not the most famous person in her family. Ashlee Simpson "Melrose Place"
LAWYER 06/27 **#6**
This A+ list celebrity/singer says that she once tried to hook up with this formerly married B list celebrity/band member who is the most famous member of his band, despite not being the singer. She said the hookup was a disaster because he kept wanting to try on her clothes and was not interested in sex. Katy Perry and Pete Wentz
LAWYER 06/27 **#7**
This former almost A mostly movie actor who dropped down to a C because of some bad movie choices and a very mysterious disappearance is trying to get back in the life of this former B list movie actress with A+ list name recognition. Unfortunately his pop ins and every five minute texts are probably not the way to go. Josh Hartnett/Katie Holmes
LAWYER 06/27 **#8**
This model and former MTV host (not in this country) has been sleeping with this actor who is married to one of the most beautiful actresses on the planet.
LAWYER 06/27 **#9**
Obviously when you get three extremely well known actors together who also enjoy drinking and partying, and throw in a foreign country for good measure, you are going to get a possibly great story. This is exactly what happened when this A+ list mostly movie actor who is A+ list by his franchise and not much by anything else got together with this other actor, who at the time was considered A list because of one movie that had not come out yet. He was going to be huge if it was a hit. It was a flop and now he is a C+ list mostly movie actor. The third member of the trio was older. Not a lot, but old enough to have some wisdom and to have been through a few of these kinds of nights. He is probably a B-/C+ list mostly movie actor who does other things in movies too. They were out of the country and at an event. They happened to run into each other. Our A+ lister was already at the sauce. This is his normal practice. He loves to drink. He would drink all day, everyday if he could. He hates it when he has other obligations because it keeps him from drinking. When he can combine working and drinking, he is in heaven. The soon to be flopper was also drinking and they were joined by the wise man of the group who liked to start drinking a little later and was also a little more measured in his drinking. They decided they would like to hang out after the event and the subject of women was brought up. Our A+ lister said he would handle that and within two minutes had a woman for each guy. Fame does have its perks. He says that a lot. The thing is that none of the women spoke English. They spoke some Eastern European language and the whole night was a bunch of hand signals and gestures and the odd word of English thrown in. They went to clubs and to a strip show and all three guys spent various time with each of the three women. The wise one of the three seemed to be the only one who managed to have sex with any of the women though as the other two were drinking so much that they only managed to keep moving from sheer will power. The A+ lister spent $25K on a bottle of whiskey which he took one swallow of and called crap and threw on the ground, breaking the bottle. That got them kicked out of one club. The women wanted some coke so they were scouring anyone who could score them some. No one knows for sure if they got some, but they must have because the soon to be flopper says they were replaced by other women at some point during the night, again, procured by the A+ lister with what seemed like a wave of the hand. By then though, no one was doing anything with anyone and the flopper and the A+ lister ended up passing out in a cab on the way back to a hotel, but the wise one, who was still good to go, had no idea what hotel, so took them to his hotel and the bell man put the two guys on a luggage cart to bring them to the room.
A+ movie actor:
Soon to be flopper: Taylor Kitsch ("Battleship")
If you need a contestant for a Fourth of July hot dog eating contest, were going to recommend Hot Dog Girl. She just loves to eat meat! Then again, given the rapid and public meltdown of one of her colleagues, perhaps she should sit out any displays of her ability to consume large quantities of wieners. In fact, Hot Dog Girl should be a little nervous right now about how her private behavior could come back to hurt her. You see, Hot Dog Girl is married with child/ren and has a public persona as a devoted wife and mother. In private, though, its a whole different story. She has a voracious appetite for hot dogs and has consumed every flavor known to man: media types, singers, athletes, actors, rappers. Basically, if you have a wiener and are famous and persistent, you will eventually wind up with her. Her list of conquests is long and reads like a whos who of the entertainment industry. And a lot of the guys on that list love to brag about what they have done with her and to her! Her publicists and agents are scrambling to try to contain the rumblings that she is going to be very publicly exposed. It wont come in the form of a lawsuit. It will come in the form of another female celebrity who has an ax to grind. Hot Dog Girl had better watch her back. More to come on this one.
Hot Dog Girl: Giada De Laurentiis
Meltdown Colleague: Paula Deen
List of Hot Dog Girls Conquests: singers (John Mayer; Michael Bublé ); athlete; actor (Tyson Beckford); rapper (Drake)
Ax Grinder: Katy Perry
POST/PAGE SIX 06/28
1. WHICH magazine editor partied so hard at a recent bash at a gay Chelsea hot spot that she left via ambulance?
2. WHICH picture-perfect Hollywood pair likes to invite lucky strangers into bed for three-ways and has their assistants outfit their hotel suites with plastic sheets ahead of the encounters?
3. WHICH powerful married businesswoman had a lengthy affair with a well-known hairstylist?
4. WHICH male fashion star is rumored to have been caught sleeping with an underage man?
5. WHICH powerful mogul is spending his summer ordering his minions to procure beautiful women he has never met to decorate his yacht in the Mediterranean?
Paula Deen has not been completely abandoned. Some B-Listers are giving her some love and support, but do they love Paula or publicity? Hmmmmmmmm! Stacy Dash and others
STREET KING 06/28
This music mogul is said to be distancing himself from Yeezus to keep clear of sharing any bisexuality allegations, but hes got no problem with people knowing he lives by Aleister Crowleys teachings "Do what thou wilt." It seems the only people he does allow into his secret debauchery-filled lifestyle are the numerous rappers and athletes hes reportedly turned out. Dont believe me.. Ask Victor Cruz. Those are the men revealed to have fallen under our mystery mans spell. Though they may have gifts like a diamond skull face watch to remember our blind item by, they receive a cold shoulder from him once hes done with them. Just ask Larry Johnson. Our blind item and his wife are really no different than The Smiths. Now, can you guess which Jigga Im talking about? Jay-Z
1. Apparently, a certain "prince" has an arrangement with his wife that allows him to get "fresh" in the company of other people (note the pointed non-gendered noun). Will and Jada Smith
2. A rap mega-star may also have an open arrangement with his mega-star wife, a rumor stoked by Levy who suggested two of the rappers extracurricular ladies live in Toronto. Jay-Z/Beyonce
3. When an audience member asked about this racy blind riddle in which two wholesome stars getting frisky with a cucumber at a garden party, Lainey started singing the Dawsons Creek theme song. Draw your own conclusions. Joshua Jackson/Diane Kruger
4. Lainey wouldnt outright reveal which of Americas sweethearts is so nasty to nannies that Hollywood childcare agencies consider her their least liked employerbut she did drop "Sweet Home Alabama" as a clue. Reese Witherspoon
IS WIRED 06/28
This music veteran is pregnant and ecstatic. On the other hand, her husband is wondering if he is the father. You see, lately he has preferred the company of other men to her. Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
LAWYER 06/28 **#1**
This former B list mostly television actress has been fairly quiet over the past couple of years after really making tabloid headlines for awhile. She is still on television and involved with an actor boyfriend. They are probably both B-/C+ at this point. She still has A list name recognition. Police visited the couple at their home after her child called 911 because he said the couple was fighting. The police paid a visit, but did not arrest either parent. No visible marks on the pair, but dishes were everywhere and glasses broken. Anne Heche/James Tupper
LAWYER 06/28 **#2**
This trainwreck of a celebrity has been telling people that she is now pregnant. She somehow managed to do this while in rehab. Not sure if this is a ploy on her part, or if she is actually pregnant. Brooke Mueller (No one is sure still whether she was but there is a guy who says she told him she was having his baby)
LAWYER 06/28 **#3**
This former B list television actress who took a very long break from acting but is still beloved by guys who loved her when they were teens has been begging producers to let her do a nude scene in her latest movie because she thinks it will put her back on the acting map. Apparently she missed all the fame and wants to be known for something more than her brains. Danica McKeller "Winnie Cooper - Wonder Years"
LAWYER 06/28 **#4**
This foreign born former B list actress known for one great role on daytime television has gone stalker over this C+ list actor she met on his latest movie and has been calling and texting his wife to tell them all about their affair while on set since he dumped our actress shortly after filming.
LAWYER 06/28 **#5**
This great looking B-/C+ list mostly television actor who missed his shot at a move to the A list when his network show was canceled last year has no idea that his B+ list model/actress wife has been stepping out with this A list celebrity who is known for being really skinny and formerly married to an A list diva.
B-/C+ television actor: Jerry O'Connell "Mockingbird Lane"
B+ list wife: Rebecca Romijn
A list celebrity: Marc Anthony
A list diva: Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 06/28 **#6**
This former B list actress and A list model is now more known for who she dates and who she used to date. At a recent party, she was asked to leave because of how wasted she got. Barely able to stand, she kept knocking over chairs and was all over every guy in the place whether they had a date or not. Liz Hurley
LAWYER 06/28 **#7**
Yes, that was an original 90210 star you heard in the bathroom having sex very loudly the other night with someone who is not their significant other. Very loudly. Did I mention it was loud? Ian Ziering
LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
This former talent show winner has been shacking up with her former mentor. He says that he can get her back to her A list glory that disappeared in what seems like an instant. So far all she has been doing is taking care of his needs when he is not getting them taken care of by some of the other women he has promised the same thing to. Leona Lewis/Simon Cowell "X-Factor"
LAWYER 06/28 **#9**
None of the stars today are A list. Well, I take that back. One of them might be an A lister as a reality star. Not reality as in The Hills reality, but a proper network reality show. Lets start with the guy. It is always the guys who cause the most trouble. He is a very very good actor. Foreign born. Approaching A list. Mostly movies, but he has gained his fame for a very hit television show which has pushed him near that A list status. He used to be with our reality star back in the day. He cheated on her with his current flame who is A list in her world but to the rest of us she is probably a C- lister. Over the past few months, our actor has begun to stray from the bed of his significant other. I know! Shocker!. He has strayed right into the bed of his former flame, who is the aforementioned reality star. She has had some marriage issues involving long separations and a drunken, verbally abusive husband, but she keeps on smiling on the outside. On the inside, she said sure to a lunch with her ex because she does not hold any hard feelings for him cheating on her and as I said she is a nice person. One thing led to another and our actor, who has a great deal of money, had a second lunch with the reality star and gave her a $100K present just to apologize and to be nice. Yeah, they ended up in bed together and have been getting in bed with each other for the past month or two on a very regular basis. His significant other has been very busy and presumes he is out working or networking. Lately our cheating couple have been meeting at her place. She never really has paps follow her and no paps ever follow him. They should.
Foreign born actor: Jack Huston "Boardwalk Empire"
Reality star: Cat Deeley
Current flame: Patrick Kielty
Significant other: Shannan Click (model) gave birth to daughter April 2013
This comedic actor might want to think twice about how he expresses himself when it comes to imitating people. He was out to dinner with a group of friends when the discussion turned to the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman trial. The actor who may have had a drink or two loudly referred to one of the witnesses as "precious", called her "retarded", and then proceeded to do an impromptu routine as the witness. He used a variety of exaggerated hand and facial gestures to imitate the witness performance on the stand. While he known as a comedic actor, not all of the patrons in the restaurant were amused by his routine.
LAWYER 06/29 **#1**
This former A list "singer," who later became a reality star and punchline to drinking jokes was at a party last week when she got a little drunk and decided to try and do some twerking. She is aging and not as blessed with the dance moves she once was so then went to a strip tease, but she had so many layers of Spanx and things bound together to keep from splitting that it became laughable at how long it was taking her. Paula Abdul
LAWYER 06/29 **#2**
This former B list mostly television actor who was on a very hit almost network show has been spending the past several weeks after his breakup basically living with three women. He was trying to see all of them independently, but just gave up and said that if they wanted to be with him, they all needed to live with him. They all accepted and it is like a mini Playboy Mansion. Penn Badgley (break up with Zoe Kravitz)
If you are a B list actor and ask someone to marry you, your first step after asking should not be to call your sometime male lover to tell him the good news. Matthew Morrison
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