NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/01
What this former NBA blind item may not want you to know about is his secret
fetish for trannys. Dont believe me.. Just ask his ex-beard,
Vanessa Williams. Why else do you think dude made his way onto the set of
Latifahs successful VH1 series? A source tells us our mystery man prefers
"young, light-skinned transgender girls". Dont believe me.. Ask his
former Roxbury Apartment Los Angeles neighbor Chris Mill. Heres what
a former Ago Restaurant bartender reveals: "He used to bring his transgender
chics here all the time to wine and dine." The mystery man in question was
born in Toronto, Canada to a Bahamian father and Italian mother. He
is said to have a penchant for getting high on cocaine in powder and rock
form. Rick Fox
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#1**
This former A list franchise actor is a B- without his franchise. It would
not shock me to see this foreign born actor down to a C or even a D in a
few years. But, he does have a backup career. For the past year or so, you
can find our actor dressed in drag with some of his friends and performing
at shows. Apparently he is pretty good at it.
Hayden
Christensen
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#2**
This B- list reality couple solved one problem with their reality show. The
husband has stopped cheating because he is afraid he will be recognized which
didn't ever really happen before the show.
Kendra
Wilkinson and Hank Baskett (guess he decided to start again)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#3**
This foreign born female former very recent DWTS contestant was involved
with one of the male professionals. No big deal there. What is a big deal
is that he dumped her once he found out she had a three week fling with one
of the female pro dancers. Katherine Jenkins/Derek Hough
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#4**
This former Tween actress and now just a very rich celebrity has been so
freaked out about an upcoming possible marriage to her boyfriend that she
has started taking almost a box of laxatives a day to control her already
tiny weight. Not a Disney or Nick star.
Mary
Kate Olsen
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#5**
This A list celebrity/singer and former reality star managed to kick his
heroin habit without going to rehab. One of the reasons he had got hooked
again is now out of his life and he said that when that person left, he had
no problems stopping. His family, who hated that person is glad they are
gone.
Steven
Tyler
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **#6**
This boyfriend of an A list celebrity is using some of the money he is getting
paid by the celebrity to pay for escorts. The guy is an idiot to be risking
the millions he could make by sticking with the celebrity.
Jennifer
Lopezs boyfriend Casper Smart
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01 **7**
This actor has always been known as a womanizer. He is still B list, but
that is fading quickly because he just cannot get the kind of role that made
him famous. Although our actor made his initial fame in movies, it was a
hit cable show that really boosted his level of fame. Back in the day, our
actor was still a womanizer, but did not have much luck when it came to actually
getting women to go to bed with him. There was one time where our actor raped
a woman at a party. The girl complained to her parents who complained to
the school our actor attended. At that point, it was discussed involving
the police, but our actor's very rich family got involved and negotiated
a deal with the girl's parents. They gave them a large sum of money and agreed
to pay for her schooling. Just like that our actor was free to move on and
pretend nothing had happened. The girl was not given a say in the proceedings
and her parents told her that she should just move on and forget it. Apparently
though the experience has scarred her beyond belief and has had years of
therapy and also had a big substance abuse problem all the while watching
her rapist become more and more famous.
Jeremy
Piven
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner is usually
asleep by 8 pm. That is the latest she can make it because of the amount
of sleeping pills she takes in a day. Yeah, she has several doctors on call
who write the prescriptions for her.
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#2**
This former A list comedian with erratic behavior got in one of his usual
knockdown drag out fights with his wife. They started throwing things at
each other and a big mug hit one of their children in the head and knocked
him out requiring a trip to the hospital. Ben Stiller; Dave Chappelle;
Tracy Morgan
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#3**
What former B list mostly movie actress who is now a shell of her former
self and just a laughing stock has had one of her "friends" contact this
A+ list mostly movie actor. Why? Back in the day, this now married and also
then married actor had three or four sex sessions with the actress when she
was 15 and 16. She thinks maybe he would want to help her financially instead
of something leaking to the press about their relationship which will be
"remembered" during one of her therapy sessions.
B list mostly movie actress: Lindsay Lohan
A+ list actor: Robert Downey Jr.
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#4**
This A list celebrity has jumped back in the dating pool after his recent
breakup with a C+ list mostly movie actress. His publicist has made sure
all the tabloids know that the celebrity is back in the dating pool and will
also let them know where and when he will be taking each of his dates so
they can be sure to photograph him with the next woman he can convince to
be a beard. Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#5**
This A list celebrity has claimed that she was a virgin when she got married
to, what was at the time a B list celebrity. Well, now, a former roommate
is coming forward and selling a story about how he was her first and how
she was not the only person in the house he had sex with, but the only female.
A list celebrity: Jessica Simpson
B list celebrity: Nick Lachey
Former roommate: Lane Garrison
Other person had sex with: Joe Simpson
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#6**
This still A list, but aging athlete ran into his ex-girlfriend a few weeks
ago. They had a fling before he dumped her for a B list actress who he was
dating at the time also. Oh, and also dating another B list actress with
no acting talent. Anyhoo, he ran into his ex who is a celebrity and she started
talking about her marriage problems and the next thing you know he kicks
his chef out for the night and orders in some food and she ends up spending
the night. Hubby was at home with the kid(s).
Athlete:
Derek Jeter
Ex-girlfriend: Adriana
Lima
B list actress: Jessica Alba
Other B list actress: Jessica Biel
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/02 **#7**
Back in the day this actress had a career. I make it sound like it was a
long time ago, but it really was not that long ago. She probably thinks it
has been forever since she was popular and loved and talked about constantly
in the news. She was a big thing. Not ever A list, but a very solid B+ lister.
Mostly television, but she dabbles in movies. Actually, right about now she
would be willing to dabble in whatever you gave her. At just about the height
of her fame, which was within the last decade she was involved in several
high profile relationships. Very high profile. She loved the attention. When
she got dumped in one of the relationships she vowed to never put her heart
on the line again. The thing is that in that previous relationship she had
developed somewhat of a reputation for wanting publicity and no one really
wanted to date her. She found someone eventually. Problem was that he was
married. It didn't bother our actress. She was all for it. She had the guy
wrapped around her finger or so she thought. During the relationship our
actress got pregnant. She told her boyfriend who confessed all to his wife
because he wanted her to know. It was at that point, that she made a very
strange decision. The wife had dumped the husband so he was free to be with
our actress and our actress was thrilled and everything was going great,
but she wanted a career and not a family so without even telling her boyfriend,
she had an abortion. She thought he would be thrilled that they could just
focus on each other and make their art together and she could be his muse.
He was devastated and dumped her and since then, the word is out on her and
she has barely managed to work since. HINT: Even though our actress is
now with someone else she still e-mails the other guy every single day. She
sends photos of herself naked and when she finds out his phone number she
calls and texts him constantly until he gets it changed. He would get a
restraining order against her but promised his ex he would keep what happened
quiet and the actress uses that to her advantage and bothers him all the
time. It would not shock me if she had a wall of pictures of him in her home.
She still barely works. He has seen to that.
Rose McGowan
& Robert Rodriguez
16.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/02
Guess which celebritys "friend" is driving around Los Angeles today
in a brand new $500k car? A week ago, the "friend" claimed that a celebrity
family was lying about the existence of a sex tape
because he had seen
it. Just a few short hours later, he changed his tune and proclaimed that
there is not and never was a sex tape. Huh. Thats odd.
What made him do that? And is it simply an extraordinary coincidence that
just a few, short days after this uproar, the "friend" drove out of a Mercedes
showroom in a new car with a price sticker of a cool half million dollars?
We wonder what kinds of cars the other players in this saga will be driving
in a few weeks.
Celebrity: Joe Jonas
Celebrity Family: Jonas family
Friend (not famous): Blanca Eggenschwiler
17.
MOUTH
TO EARS 04/02
Maybe this is why he cant lose weight
. This Hollywood family loves
the spotlight! The only thing about that is you always have to look good,
and that cant happen if you are overweight. This family is rather sad
when you look at them from the inside. Instead of addressing the sons
drug addiction, they are bullying him into losing weight . But how can he
lose weight if his drug of choice packs on the pounds. Instead of worrying
about his pregnant sisters he should check into rehab, ASAP. Rob
Kardashian
18.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/02
It is not just Jon Hamm that is having trouble packing everything he has
into the super tight period pants on the set of Mad Men. Another actor is
equally as well endowed as Jon but always wears tight underwear on
and off the set so few people know he has also been blessed/cursed
with the same big problem as Jon. Surprisingly, this cast member is much
shorter in height than Hamm, which only makes what Mother Nature gave him
even more impressive! Robert Morse
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actor is on one of the biggest pay cable shows.
It was not always the case. Back in the day before getting famous he made
what he thought was a destroyed tape of himself pleasuring himself. Turns
out there were copies made and now are being shopped to a gay porn site.
Alexander
Skarsgard
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#2**
This married A list mostly movie actress has been reluctant to do a follow
up to her one true hit role. Her reluctance is nothing compared to the wife
of the B- list actor who is her frequent co-star. The wife knows about the
long term affair the couple had back in the day and our actress has been
making more and more contact with the actor lately which has the wife very
worried. Sarah Jessica Parker/Chris Noth "Sex and the City"
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#3**
This almost A list mostly television actor is back on television on a show.
How long remains to be seen, but the other day he was telling a story about
why he is such good friends with this former almost A list celebrity. It
turns out one night he was going to commit suicide and she called him and
stayed with him on the phone for 12 hours straight. He said that no one else
has ever been so willing to help him and he credits her with saving his life.
Matthew
Perry/Jennifer Capriati
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#4**
One of my favorite things is when I get a copy of sample chapters of proposed
manuscripts of tell all books. One I saw this week has me hoping and praying
that the book gets published. This actress, who is probably now a C lister
was on a hit television show back in the day that has been remade. Back when
she was on the show she was probably B list but with A list name recognition
thanks to her time in the tabloids. She used to love sleeping with married
guys. She would have boyfriends, but she loved married guys. In the manuscript
she claims that she slept with the creator of her one hit show. That must
have been one heck of a morning the next day on the set.
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#5**
This former almost A list mostly television actress still manages to work
on television but has dropped to a C lister with a need for fame and attention
that is unprecedented. She also has a thing for other women. She loves to
invite women over to her house for what she says will be a threesome with
her husband but he is always absent and our actress just wants the women
to herself.
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#6**
This C list celebrity offspring was asked the other day about three scars
on her body. She says they are burn marks from when her A list celebrity
mother burned her with a crack pipe.
Whitney
Houstons daughter Bobbi Kristina
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/03 **#7**
This actress has had troubles with substance abuse in the past, but she has
done a remarkable job of hiding just how bad her past drug issues were. At
the tender age of 13 she was doing lines of coke like a true pro. At one
point, she was doing so much coke at a movie that she had to be removed.
I'm guessing her A list co-stars were probably shocked. It was a very famous
role for her. Over the next five years she entered rehab three times and
none of those times has ever been reported. This was back before there was
much internet gossip although, the internet did exist. Also during those
five years while she was not even legal she began a string of one night stands
with band members from various bands she loved. She would meet them at parties
and events and then travel to meet them in various cities and made sure they
knew just how much she loved them. When she could not get the band member
she wanted, she had no issues with just finding any random guy to spend the
night with in exchange for either a room or for drugs. As she had got older,
she has been even more careful about protecting herself and her habit. Sure,
there have been a few reports, but nothing to match her level of actual drug
and alcohol use. There have been slips and stumbles, but for the most part
she has cleaned up her act. Not Drew Barrymore. Kirsten Dunst
26.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/03
Imagine a world where people think you are a nice guy. A world where your
family loves you, where you are young and handsome and somewhat talented,
where you travel the world and have millions of dollars and millions of fans.
Boy, thats a really nice world, isnt it? You probably go to sleep
at night dreaming of girls and waffles and money. Now imagine that you wake
up tomorrow, and your entire world is in shambles, ruined, turned upside
down! What will you do? Why, you will say that you had absolutely no idea
that this was going to happen, of course! You will say that you are shocked
and appalled! You will say that you need everyone to rally around you, support
you in your time of need, and cheer you on as you rise from the ashes! Yes,
those are the things that you will do. That is the world that someone will
be waking up in tomorrow. Except that you now know that he will be lying
and faking it. Just like his partner.
Joe
Jonas
27.
CELEBTZER
04/03
Eeek! This is just gross! It is hard to know how to describe this guy.
"Famewhore" might be appropriate given that he seizes every opportunity to
steal the spotlight away from his equally attention-grabbing family. We know
that booze and drugs have been on the menu in the past. We just didnt
know that hidden cameras and secret tapes of him and his gal pals doing the
deed were too. Youve heard the expression "Making a mountain out of
a molehill"? Well, this dude has both. He has a mole that gives aways his
identity when you cant see his face in the tapes because it is
strategically placed in his nether regions (read: balls). And he has mountains
and mountains of these sex tapes ready to "leak" to the media if the attention
on him starts waning. Double yuck! Rob Kardashian
28.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/03
Which parent of a child star that is now all grown up, is so desperate
for the spotlight to shine on them for once that they have met with several
ghost writers to do a tell-all book? Always wanting to be in show business
they pushed their baby from an early age to make her parents dreams come
true. Once fame finally arrived her dad made himself the center of everything,
demanding no-one talk directly to the talent, but rather go through him.
However, as the spotlight started to shine less bright and the talent moved
on with her life, she left her dad feeling like he was pushed aside! Now
he thinks its his time to shine and the way to do that is to
sell out his poor kid!
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actress was up to her old tricks again the
other night. Without her celebrity boyfriend anywhere near her, our now C
list actress spent the whole night hitting on a married man she was introduced
to. He made it perfectly clear he was married and she made it perfectly clear
she did not care as she gave him her number and told him to call. He wouldn't
give her his number. Very wise choice as she would call it hundreds of times
each day if she was interested.
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#2**
This A list celebrity/singer has always been sexually edgy despite what she
wants the world to think. She was at a party over the weekend and said that
her favorite thing to do is find a gay guy and convince him to have sex with
her. Her last boyfriend loved that game because he would always join in.
Katy
Perry/John Mayer
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#3**
This A+ list movie actor has been joining his wife every week at a therapist's
office. A sex therapist. Rumor has it that he is a little quick at the trigger
and not just temper wise.
Ryan
Reynolds/Blake Lively
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress and usually just a director
now has been taking meetings with lots of female talent and tells them all
that she has the perfect role for them. Casting couch in full effect. Our
director has a special fondness for Disney tweeners. Jodie Foster
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#5**
This former A list mostly movie actress is raising lots of money for a cause
that is important to her. She needs millions and so far all of the calls
she has made have been to the women who she slept with to get early movie
roles. You know, before she also got a husband and famous.
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#6**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was almost involved in the biggest scandal
of the past decade. He was partying with his daughter's best friend. The
daughter was asleep and the actor and the friend were playing strip pool
with lines of coke on the table. At one point, the actor challenged the girl
to do as many lines as she could. She did and went into convulsions a short
tome later. One of the actor's security guards got her stabilized and then,
then the family doctor was called.
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04 **#7**
There have been a lot of strange couplings in Hollywood, but this one is
right there at the top of the list. As so often happens in Hollywood, these
two met on the set of a movie. A very big movie. Although our actress was
still a relative newbie to acting she had made her mark in a couple of great
films, including two of my all-time favorites which is why I still have a
crush on her even after hearing about this story. Even though she was a newbie,
she probably had B list name recognition because of her name. Our actor was
way older than her. Over twice her age. Married. A+ lister then and now.
From the day he walked on the set, our actress was into him. He fed her the
same line he fed every woman on every set he has ever been on. His marriage
was in trouble and his wife didn't understand him. I think she understood
him just fine and was not exactly silent when it came to her own affairs.
She also likes the younger guys too. Our actress had never been hit on or
given the full press this A+ actor was giving her. He was sending flowers
and gifts and would not stop calling her and visiting her trailer. That was
where they had sex the first time. Over the next 100 times they had sex,
the only time it was ever in a bed was when they were in a trailer on set.
She believed him when he said he liked it sexy and in strange places, preferably
in the dead of night. The truth was that he didn't want his wife or the paps
to catch them so they did it in cars and outside and on the beach and in
fields and everywhere else they could that was away from the public eye.
When filming ended, he broke it off with her and apparently she cried for
almost six months.
Actress:
Liv Tyler (Steven Tylers daughter)
Actor/wife: Bruce Willis/Demi Moore
Movie: "Armageddon"
36.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/04
Is this Reality Star going to have the rug pulled out from under her. Her
"haters" are ready to put out the list of her all her romantic conquests!
37.
POPBITCH
04/04
Which gossip-column friendly celebrity has such unusual taste in men she's
had both Simon Cowell and Marc Anthony? Carmen Electra
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#1**
This almost A list mostly television actor who is having a career rebirth
after a brief, but smoking hot career in movies and then nothing for a long
time had a celebration last week because he made the last payment owed to
the teen girl he had sex with when she was three years short of being legal.
He was almost three times her age when it happened.
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#2**
This married with children A list female director not named Jodie Foster
has a thing for young blonde women. Look for the semi-famous actress at the
time who has a few lines in her movies. The blonde changes, but where they
spend their nights never does. Our director's hotel which is why she rarely
films movies in LA. Sofia Coppola
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actor who is now probably a C is married
to an A lister at least when it comes to name recognition but C when it comes
to acting talent. They spent much of a recent trip letting their fingers
do the dialing as they arranged for threesomes every night they were out
of the country. One of the nights was a guy. Brian Austin Green/Megan
Fox (trip to Brazil)
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#4**
This almost A list mostly television actress has stayed pretty busy on television
for the past two decades. I feel like she has been on television almost every
night of those 20 years. She and her co-star boyfriend broke up recently.
He confessed he had a thing for wearing women's clothes. She freaked out
because her ex loved doing that too and she just wants someone who wants
to wear men's clothes. Courtney Cox/Josh Hopkins/David Arquette
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#5**
"It had been so long since I had sex with a guy who showered, didn't reek
of smoke and booze and who could actually get it up that all I have been
able to do since that day is smile." Foreign born C list actress/model telling
her friend about her A++ list mostly movie actor ex.
Vanessa
Paradis/Johnny Depp
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#6**
After almost a decade together, this A++ list mostly movie actor who is an
Academy Award winner/nominee got his actress wife to finally break up with
her long time girlfriend. He convinced her that with all the cameras everywhere
all the time that it was just a matter of time before she was caught and
that it would ruin what everyone thinks is the perfect marriage. He never
seems worried about those things when it is about him. Will Smith/Jada
Pinkett Smith
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05 **#7**
Have you ever wondered about how this couple came to be? He needed a boost
to his career. She already had a huge career, but was afraid it was all going
to come crashing down at any second if someone found out her secret. She
loves women. Adores them. Made the mistake of telling some people early in
her career and the next thing you know, she is having to give away her songs
instead of selling them and not getting to keep the best ones for herself.
What to do about it? Well, she came up with a grand plan that has worked
really well for her. Find a notorious womanizer who she falls for even though
he is with someone else. She told herself that would really make it look
like she likes guys. She was totally willing to put up with some bad publicity
because in her world, the alternative was going to be way worse. The guy,
a celebrity himself thought it was a good idea. He liked the idea of doing
something in secret and his new girlfriend and soon to be wife told him he
could spend some time with women she found for him or even join in with one
or two of her girlfriends. This made him happy and he has also seen a huge
bump in his status and money earning ability and has no issues at all with
how things have turned out. Meanwhile, the people who were forcing her to
pay for their silence have lost a lot of leverage because of what the world
perceives as a very normal and loving heterosexual household. Alicia
Keys/Swizz Beatz
45.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/05
This Magic Michigan man didnt seem to let his 1991 HIV positive diagnosis
stop him from sharing himself with his fans. Thats because insiders
reveal the not-so-on-point former point guard didnt only later go on
to swapping spit, at LAs former Savannah Club, with female strangers,
he also reportedly requested Roxy Club groupies to "suck his Johnson"
before telling them to finish his boys off too, so he could watch. Dont
believe me.. Ask his 80s homeboy, Marshall. Most recently, the son
of this sports icon came out of the closet and many are saying the
apple doesnt fall far from the tree! Insiders reveal dudes wife
may also play for both teams. Dont believe me.. Ask Chaka Khan. Our
blind item was the first Negro mascot of a company long before Jay
Z and Puffy signed up for that same roll. Our mystery man is known best for
pretending to be a big black businessman. In reality, hes said to be
doing nothing more than painting an illusion in order to trick Afro Americans
into believing in the American dream. Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Jr.
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#1**
This A+ list actress has probably the scariest pickup line of all time. When
she met her first husband, she walked up to him and showed him that she had
craved his name in her arm and said, "Do you like this? I made it for you?"
You would think that would be a once in a lifetime thing, but she did the
same thing to her next boyfriend too with the same carving the name and giving
him the line. Oh, and did it while she was still with her husband. This will
be revealed.
Angelina
Jolie/ Jonny Lee Miller/Timothy Hutton
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06 **#2**
This A list singer is an a-hole of monumental proportions. I can't stand
the guy. I used to think he and his celebrity wife were cool but now, he
is just basically daring tabloids to expose his cheating ways. All the tabloids
know he is cheating and has cheated. They even know with whom. They have
multiple women with names but every step of the way he has been ahead of
them. He either pays off the women or tells the women that because they have
a new life now why would they want to ruin that by bringing up the past.
It is coming. The way you treated the women and threatened them is going
to come out. So, keep on laughing about it. I owe it to everyone to reveal
who this is if he is not exposed by July 4th.
Blake
Shelton
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **# 1**
This A list singer/celebrity made her assistant sleep on the floor outside
our singer's hotel room when the assistant was unable to score some pot after
a recent out of the country performance. Our singer screamed. "This is mother
f**king ___________. A five year old could score pot here."
Rhianna
(Vancouver)
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/07 **# 2**
After a recent event, this former almost A list mostly television actress
from a very hit Tweener type show who threw everything away with her spoiled
behavior and drug use had some woman on woman fun with this former almost
A list mostly movie actress from a very large franchise who has less chance
of getting into a movie now than Lindsay Lohan. Ten years ago this would
have been front page tabloid stuff, but now it must have been like watching
an episode of Surreal Life which they both would probably kill to get on.
Mischa
Barton/Tara Reid
50.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/08
As the swatting epidemic continues, the list of victim keeps getting longer
and longer Russell Brand, Justin Bieber, Ashton Kutcher, Diddy, The
Kardashians, Rihanna, Chris Brown and Selena Gomez are now all part of the
club. So which reality star CANNOT understand why she is NOT on the list?
"She thinks shes bigger than half of the stars that have been targeted.
She actually thinks its a sign that you have made it in Hollywood if
you get swatted," one friend tells Naughty But Nice Rob. And while it is
true her home is bigger than many of the stars on the dubious list, having
law enforcement swarm your house isnt something any real celebrity
would want unless of course, reality TV cameras were following them
around too. I mean the nerve of those swatters!
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#1**
This former C list actress/reality star and one time replacement has finally
called it quits with her boyfriend. For years she has been the other woman
to his boyfriends and just can't handle it anymore.
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#2**
This foreign born, very good looking B list mostly movie actor has been in
trouble with the law and goes through women like Paris Hilton goes through
dogs. He has even been in trouble for the way he treats his women. One of
his more recent girlfriends got a big beating after she got drunk and made
fun of the fact that he can never ever come to attention so to speak. She
lost two teeth for her remarks.
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#3**
This almost A list mostly movie actor was getting some sympathy because his
A list model significant other had been cheating on him. It turns out that
he is not above doing some cheating on his own, and talk about looking for
the opposite. The woman he cheated with was a plus plus size model.
Orlando
Bloom/Miranda Kerr
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#4**
This A list mostly television actress has hundreds of hours of recorded phone
sex calls that she has had with various boyfriends. The boyfriend before
her current one says instead of dropping names of guys she knows or has gone
out with she loves to bring out a recording of phone sex calls and play it
for her current guy.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#5**
This foreign born almost A list mostly movie actress who seems like she has
made a career of playing anyone from the 18th and 19th century was walking
a red carpet in the last few weeks and lasted about 30 seconds before she
had to head off to the bathroom for some coke. She has always enjoyed coke,
but she is out of control. She spent way more time in the bathroom than she
did at the actual event. I'm surprised she has any teeth left after all the
grinding she does. Keira Knightley/Helena Bonham Carter
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress has had some big television roles and
a big boyfriend or two. Her current boyfriend has her coke use way up. It
is bad enough that he has a habit so bad that the B- list mostly movie actor
can barely get work, but now he has her hooked so bad they spent most of
the last week just snorting up piles of coke and never leaving his house.
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08 **#7**
This couple has been together forever. When they got married, everyone thought
it was the perfect match. It kind of is. He enjoys being out of the spotlight
now, despite his sometime forays into acting which got him to the B+ list
mostly movie range. She supports him now. She, being a B+ actress who divides
her time between movies and television. In return for supporting him, he
lets her do what she pleases and what she pleases is lots of women. That
is her thing and always has been. You send her a script with a love scene
with another woman and she will be on board as quick as she can make a phone
call. Does she bring home some of the women? Absolutely. Not often, but enough
to keep him from straying too much. Every once in awhile she will throw him
a bone and there is no doubt he is the father of their children. Sarah
Michelle Geller/Freddie Prinze Jr.
58.
DAILY
MIRROR (U.K.) 04/08
Which pop star cant decide if he likes boys or girls? Publicly, he
loves the ladies, but my spies keep spotting him getting VERY friendly with
guys after hes had a few drinks. Harry Styles, from One
Direction
59.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/08
What this former Mr. Material Girl may not want you to know about are his
2005 cocaine binges with some of raps most notable faces. Dont
believe me.. Just ask Petey Pablo and Suge Knight. Thats while this
actors second time around chic, Robin Wright, would reportedly come
downstairs for a Salmon dish exclaiming, "80-calories, gotta keep
my weight down!" Thats before girlfriend would make a U-turn back to
her room. Just ask Bobby Cooper. Heres the drop: "Petey used to bring
Spinderella over to the house all the time. All Petey and dude would do is
sniff blow! Dude would then run upstairs to see Robin only to come
back down to sniff more coke." Sean Penn
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#1**
This former B list celebrity/singer/reality star who is now just hanging
on to fame with the help of her sister and paps with nothing better to do
spent four hours in rehab last month. Went through processing. Went through
the assessment When it came time to stay though she ran out of the place
and has not been back since. So, now she gets babysat by family members.
Ashlee
Simpson
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#2**
Not only did this former B list television actress from a hit show recently
lose a baby, but the now D lister with B list name recognition is reportedly
upset that she is so poor that she cannot even afford to pay for some Adderall
to lose the weight she gained while pregnant. She has come a long way down
the ladder. Paz De La Huerta "Boardwalk Empire"
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#3**
This outspoken, openly gay designer is holding a grudge against this A+ list
mostly movie actor and has been outing him to anyone who will listen. The
designer and the actor got into a huge fight last month and the designer
has never been one to shy away from getting revenge.
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#4**
Bumps and bruises are a regular part of this A+ list celebrity/diva. They
come as a result of her drinking. She recently broke her wrist after a
particularly nasty fall while drunk, but refuses to wear a cast full-time.
She doesn't want anyone on her show to ask about the injury because she sucks
at lying. Good at fooling herself, but sucks at lying.
Mariah
Carey
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#5**
I'm trying to imagine this threesome and how exactly it went down. It is
fairly common knowledge that this C list mostly television actress who was
on a very hit almost network show before she got fired was up for anything
and had some one on one encounters with another actress from the same show
who quit or got fired depending on who you ask. They considered themselves
wild and rebels so would hook up now and again. Anyway, the C lister apparently
got a text from the most famous actress on the show wanting to meet up for
dinner. Funny considering they had not spoken in well over a year and the
star had no use for the C lister before. It turns out though that our star's
A list mostly movie actor husband saw an episode with the C lister and would
not stop talking about her and ordered his wife to make it happen. Hence
the dinner and the very very awkward invitation. One week later it went down,
but mostly between the C lister and the A lister. The wife was pushed to
the side.
Show: "Gossip Girl"
C list actress: Jessica Szohr
Other actress: Taylor Momsen
Most famous actress: Blake Lively
A list husband: Ryan Reynolds
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#6**
This D list celebrity from a very celebrity family made it perfectly clear
to her brother-in-law that she would fuck him in return for a career boost.
He definitely could make that happen.
D
list celebrity: Solange Knowles
Brother-in-law: Jay-Z
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/09 **#7**
Always seemingly mild mannered and sweet, this A+ list mostly movie actress
can be just like her carefully crafted Hollywood public image. But, if you
cross her or displease her in anyway, be prepared for some serious vindictiveness
coming your way. The best way to deal with our actress is just let her have
at you and get it over with. For the most part she is a short term yeller
who then smiles and changes the subject and is ready to be friends again.
Sure, she can carry a grudge as her actor ex-husband found out. There was
not a day in the last two years of their marriage that she did not belittle
him or remind him of the pecking order of the house and the fights were
legendary. Screaming and throwing things. He just sat back and took it because
she could have made things much worse for him and told the world about his
cheating but didn't in order to protect the family. One boyfriend found out
the hard way that you don't cancel weekend plans with the actress at the
last minute. She got him to stop by and handed him five trash bags filled
with his shredded clothes. That sweet smile of hers hides the mouth of a
sailor and if you get her drinking? Forget about it. She will call anyone
out. The reason she likes her current guy so much is that he stood up to
her. They first met when she was drunk and out with friends. She likes a
guy to be a guy and it makes you wonder why she dated one guy for so long.
Actress:
Reese Witherspoon
Marriage: Ryan Phillippe
Boyfriend:
Current Guy: Jim Toth
Other guy: Jake Gyllenhaal
67.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/09
These two young female celebrities have been frenemies for the past few years.
One day they are best of friends, hanging out and laughing together
and the next day they are ready to absolutely scratch each others eyes
out! They have been on good terms lately, so their friends were stunned when
a very recent text exchange between the two quickly turned ugly. Here is
a condensed version of that conversation as relayed by friends from both
sides:
A: i hear you have a new song coming out
B: yeah it drops soon. (teasing) wanna make a bet my song will do better
than yours in the first week?
A: haha. you say that like you think anyone actually cares about your music
B: my fans do
A: the only reason you even have fans is because you dated [Boy]
B: well the only reason youre famous is because of your bullshit rehab
story
A: well at least im not a whore
B: well at least im not a coke whore
A: why dont you go over to [Boy's] house so the paps can get a few
more pics of you?
B: why dont you go back to rehab before you OD?
Not surprisingly, the two havent spoken in over a week now.
Girl A: Demi Lovato
Girl B: Selena Gomez
Boy: Justin Bieber
68.
BOSSIP
04/09 **#1**
Two weeks ago we posted a story about T.I.s blonde-haired becky artist
Iggy Azalea having sleep-overs at Kanye Wests home in Los Angeles.
Bossip sources have revealed to us that it is NOT Kanye who Iggy has been
getting up-close and personal with, but one of his G.O.O.D. Music brethren.
Who do you think is giving Iggy The G.O.O.D wood?? Big Sean (despite his
shorter stature, it is rumored that his "Big" nickname has nothing to do
with his height)
69.
BOSSIP
04/09 **#2**
Looks like love is in the air for one of the ladies from "Love & Hip-Hop
NY!" BOSSIP sources tell us that a romance is heating up between WWE and
Japan Pro wrestling champ "MVP," also known as Antonio Banks, also known
as Montel Vontavious Porter also known as Hassan Amin Assad. The lady in
question was pretty unlucky in love during her debut season on reality TV,
but our sources say this new relationship is a real spiritual match. After
watching homegirl catch fade on TV it should be refreshing to see her catch
feelings instead. Raqi Thunda/Montel Vontavious Porter
70.
JEZEBEL
04/10
"Between you and me," writes Cat Marnell in the book proposal which netted
her a $500,000 advance from Simon & Schuster, "half the time I feel very
little remorse. AND I have a massive ego, if I really think about it." In
her proposal, which was leaked to us, Marnell details her life so far. In
case you havent been keeping up with New York, the New York Times Magazine,
the Wall Street Journal, Page Six, or any of the other media outlets that
enjoy a good young-woman-in-peril story, Cat Marnell is an ex-Lucky staffer,
an ex-XOJane.com health editor, an ex-Vice columnist, and a self-described
glamorous drug addict
The proposal is also stuffed with blind items.
A particularly compelling one is regarding "the son of one of the most famous
living Democrats," who was an acquaintance of Marnells from the period
after she left prep school and was finishing high school in D.C. Allow Marnell
to explain: "I sat with the politicians son in a parked Oldsmobile
crushing beers and taking mushrooms with him and my boyfriend on dark secluded
streets with the Secret Service parked behind us, watching, watching." Later,
at her 18th birthday party: "The son of the famous unnameable politician
was there too; the secret service camped outside out hotel suite door. We
binged on every drug and no one cared; no one got in any trouble."
Politician: Al Gore
Politicians Son: Al Gore III
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#1**
This aging former A list celebrity and former A list singer (calling it singing
is a stretch) and former A list reality star is now a just someone who would
like another chance. Talking to waiters the way she did last week though
is not going to help. When the waiter came to her table to ask if she would
like anything to drink she turned to the waiter and said, "I will say this
once. I don't talk directly to waiters. No offense. Just talk to my assistant
please. Thanks." She always seemed so sweet on television. Kooky but sweet.
Paula
Abdul
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#2**
This former A list Tweener and still a solid B list celebrity/reality star
slipped when she found out about her sometime ex and her sister. What will
happen when she finds out her sister got pregnant by the sometime ex?
A list Tweener: Demi Lovato
Sister: Dallas Lovato
Ex: Wilmer Valderrama
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#3**
This B- list actor who is really only famous because of the hit television
show he is on has been known as an a-hole for most of his career. A spectacular
one. A look in the mirror and ignore everyone else around me and how come
that woman is not naked yet because I talked to her for two whole minutes
kind of guy. Yeah, well it gets worse. He hit on a woman last week at a club
and for some reason she agreed to take him back to her place. They get inside
and he sees a picture of a couple and she says they are her parents. Her
dad is African-American. Our actor walks away and says he is not having sex
with any product of the N word. Yeah, he did. Not the first time he has been
accused of being racist though.
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#4**
This B- list actress treading really close to the C line unless she gets
more work after her hit show ended its run is having problems on the home
front. Specifically, she had to call 911 last week because her mom overdosed
on a combination of pills and booze.
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#5**
This mid-teen B list mostly movie actress has been visiting her A+ list chain
smoking future co-star almost everyday. They are not having sex yet, but
he has been reading lines with her and doing them too.
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#6**
I'm not sure why this A list comedian and wannabe A list actor has not told
his fans about his recent slip. So, he slipped. So he has made a career about
telling people how sober he is? Mistakes happen. Own up to it. Russell
Brand
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/10 **#7**
This actor has always been known as one who cheats. He manages to keep a
lot of it undercover, but just like the character he is most famous for,
her certainly loves women in his life. He has been married for sometime now
and his wife has grown to accept he will cheat. He did so before they were
married and has not stopped just because they are married. I guess the actor
would still be considered B list because he gets a lot of work. He really
has been typecast into two unique television characters. After getting his
name thrown out as a cheater, our actor has tried a new approach. He dates
young. Very young. He prefers college, but as long as they are 18 (usually)
he will date high school. He can intimidate them not to tell and not to sell.
That is his favorite phrase. No telling and no selling. He buys them stupid
$200 gifts and loves it because they are usually so busy with school or living
at home that they have trouble doing anything with him more than once or
twice a week. They are so happy to be with him and so flattered that they
find nothing wrong with spending their limited time in a hotel room where
he might buy them room service, but never lets them drink. He does not want
one of them to go home drunk and have them spill the beans. He is scrupulous
about safe sex because again, an unplanned pregnancy would expose him for
the leech he is. Not only does he wear condoms, but he also passes out morning
after pills like they are candy. Chris Noth "Sex and the City" and "The
Good Wife"
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/10
This celebrity is pretending that she was surprised by her pregnancy. She
talks about how it was a happy accident and how she didnt even think
she could get pregnant at her age! Oh, please! Is anyone buying her story?
Well, other than the tabloids, we mean. She actually went through many months
of fertility treatments with her SO by her side and did in vitro to make
this pregnancy happen, so we dont think that exactly classifies it
as an accident! She is just worried that she lost some fans after some recent
parenting issues cast an unfavorable light on her family, and believes that
being a "Miracle Mommy" will soften them up and bring them back.
Celebrity: Halle Berry
Significant Other: Olivier Martinez
79.
POPBITCH
04/10
(U.K. blog) Which newspaper had the rights to a book exposing Michael Jackson's
lifestyle back in the mid 90s but threats from his record label scared them
off publishing?
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress from a very famous family was approached
by a fan for an autograph earlier this week. I can't believe she actually
has fans, but maybe someone confused her with someone else. Anyway, the actress
refused to sign anything and refused to pose for any photos and told the
fan, "You should consider yourself lucky that I even stopped to listen to
what you had to say."
Emma
Roberts
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#2**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who has a little bit of crazy
in her had a very famous boyfriend back in the day. He was not A list at
the time but is now. Back then he was just a really good looking guy with
a love of heroin. So much so that the actress says that he got her hooked.
He managed to quit but she still has to take methadone several times a week
and has refused to talk to the actor for years.
Former almost A list actress: Juliette Lewis
Famous boyfriend: Brad Pitt; Johnny Depp
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#3**
This A list reality star/host/just about everything had to apply a lot more
makeup around her neck area for her television appearance this week. Hickeys
and some bruising because she loves it when her boyfriend chokes her during
sex. There was a little more bruising than normal. Guess it got out of hand.
Heidi
Klum
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#4**
This B list foreign mostly television actor in his home country is probably
a C- lister here despite his great role on one of the hittest cable shows
out there right now. When our actor got his start he had a huge hit in his
own country and then crashed and burned until his US hit now on the air.
Why did he crash and burn? Apparently he decided he wanted to remain faithful
to his wife and turned down lots of great roles because it would have involved
casting couch time.
Nikolaj
Coster-Waldau "Game of Thrones"
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress who is really about to drop to a B and would
have along time ago if not for her name and her ongoing divorce has big issues.
One of the many doctors she uses for prescriptions just got busted for writing
fake prescriptions. Our actress uses that doctor with another six or seven
doctors and has a total of 20 prescriptions which sees her taking in excess
of 50 pills everyday. No wonder she barely emerges from her house. It is
also no wonder anyone wants to hire her anymore. I bet she does not even
care about getting clean anymore. She is a very good candidate for an overdose
because she mixes booze with them all the time. They would be talking about
this death for a good solid year. Demi Moore
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#6**
This B list mostly any kind of work she can get actress has entered the dating
pool again after an extremely high profile relationship ended and apparently
freaked out when she had sex with her boyfriend for the first time. Like
really freaked out. The guy has not called her back.
Katie
Holmes
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11 **#7**
This A list celebrity has been married for quite some time. Does he enjoy
being married? You would not enjoy being married to the woman he is married
to, but he sucks it up for the sake of the kids and because he just is not
a confrontational guy. Back in the day he would confront and she would scream
and yell and tell him that he was nothing like her ex who she still talks
about ALL the time. Of course when she was with her ex she was talking about
the ex before that. Our celebrity solves most of the issues by maintaining
separate residences. They have enough of them to make it happen and even
in the same city which makes it nice when dealing with the kids. He also
has had a series of girlfriends. He started off with a foreign born A list
celebrity in her own country who had a brief fling with A list down here
in the States. Now, she is more of a name of a one hit wonder. When the wife
found out about her, he made a very sneaky move. He went and purposely started
an affair with a B list mostly movie actress. He even got busted by the media
and there was hell to pay at home, but it also took the pressure off his
foreign born lover who he continues to see. She is free to see other guys,
but rarely does and instead moves from house to house of the celebrity. No
one has ever seemed to find it strange that the two are always in the same
city.
A
list celebrity: Chris Martin
Wife: Gwyneth Paltrow
First ex: Brad Pitt
Second ex: Ben Affleck
Foreign A list celebrity: Natalie Imbruglia (A list celebrity: Lenny
Kravitz)
B list actress: Kate Bosworth
87.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/11
For years, she was primarily known as a singer, but the title of reality
show judge brought her even more recognition. All of those performance
experiences should add up to someone who understands how to behave during
a combination interview and photo shoot. Not in this case! All of the crew
people were very excited to meet her, but their excitement quickly wore off
when she proved impossible to work with. She was rude and dismissive to the
makeup artist, the hair stylist, the fashion stylist, the photographer, and
everyone else who was trying to make her look good. She hated absolutely
everyone and everything, and her barrage of criticism never stopped. "This
makeup is all wrong!"; "These clothes are all wrong!"; "My hair is all wrong!";
"Change the music!"; "Dont you people know what youre doing?"
She gave everyone dirty looks, and pretended not to hear them when they talked
to her and tried to offer her options. They wound up getting very few photos
they could actually use. She wound up delaying the shoot by three hours with
her "divaness." She hated everyone and everything. Thats fine, because
she made at least a dozen new enemies during the shoot, and now they hate
her right back! But heres the strange part: When it came time for the
interview
her personality changed completely! She cracked open a few
bottles of wine and ran around smiling and giggling and offering everyone
a drink. She was toasted by the time the interview began, and she and the
writer drank wine and laughed together, and she came across as just the nicest
person ever! The rest of the crew watched the 180-degree change in her behavior
with surprise and shock. So horrible to the crew, but so nice to the interviewer.
Such a bitch before the alcohol, so friendly after a few drinks. They dont
know whether she is calculating or psychotic or what
but what they
do know is that they never want to work with her again! No, Its Not:
Mariah Carey.
Nicole
Scherzinger
88.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/11
Jay-Z and Beyonce get plenty of shade thrown at them, but now an Actress
has joined their critics. Does she really want you to know about the super
couple spend their money............ or how her career is going?
Stacey
Dash
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#1**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor is now a C lister. Rarely gets
work and lives off the money he got from his ex, he still has a big name.
Big enough that when he does cheat on his girlfriend, he goes for his favorite
angle. He tells women that he can get them in his new movie if they will
sleep with him. I bet that B- list mostly movie actress who fell for it recently
wishes she had not.
Ryan
Phillipe/Ashley Greene
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#2**
This openly gay, B list mostly television foreign born actor who is in some
really good stuff was on a flight this week with a man who was definitely
not his partner. Seated next to each other, our actor made very good use
of a blanket as his friend helped him out so to speak. The poor cleaners
who had to pick up that blanket after the flight.
John
Barrowman
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#3**
This actress is making a comeback. A big comeback. You would think that since
she was out of the game for four or five years it might be tough for her
to get any kind of roles again, let alone the starring roles she had when
she was on the verge of being an A lister. Marriage and then kids and now
getting juicy roles in a matter of months? All thanks to her A++ list mostly
movie actor ex. She knows things. Very big things. She knows the one secret
he can never let out. None of his other exes know it. So, when the actress
called to say hi and ask whether he would be able to help her get some auditions,
he not only got her auditions but a movie role in a day.
Robin Wright/Sean Penn
Rebecca De Mornay/Tom Cruise
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#4**
This fairly recent foreign born contestant on this fairly popular network
reality show was involved in something that is probably a first for the show.
Not only did she hook up with several of the male contestants on the show,
but also the sister of one of the men. The sister is a C+ list actress with
no acting talent but a B+ name.
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#5**
This current DWTS contestant has to be prodded to talk about his girlfriend
and to remember to smile when he sees her in the audience. For her part,
his girlfriend has just about given up on the relationship and is hoping
that when the show ends, that her boyfriend will stop being a fame whore
and will start being what he promised. Yeah, if I was here, I would just
give up now. The guy is out of control.
Sean
Lowe
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#6**
This foreign born former almost A list celebrity/singer who is a nice solid
B-/C+ was considered to be a beard for this A list mostly movie actor. She
was turned down though when she admitted that if anyone asked her, she would
admit to them that she had been with women before. The beard wanted no part
of anyone being that open and honest. Joss Stone/Tom Cruise
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12 **#7**
This actress is vengeful. She is vindictive. You don't ever want to cross
her, make her jealous or turn your back on her. Talk about holding a grudge.
The actress always tries to be Miss Smile USA for the cameras and has a sunny
disposition that she brings out like a Florida orange. The thing is, she
is more like one of those small tin cans of nasty tasting orange juice rather
than fresh squeezed. She is B list all the way. You name something and she
has done it. Television/movies/theatre. She has tired it all and made enemies
wherever she goes. I remember this one time she took a couple of days off
from a Broadway show because she had a chance to make some bucks doing something
else and her understudy came in and was amazing. Everyone said the understudy
should replace the actress. When our actress came back to work and heard
the things, she called the director's wife and said the understudy was sleeping
with the director. Not true, but the understudy left the show within a day
or two. Try and get more lines from our actress in a show and you are taking
your life into your own hands. She never dates anyone. Ever. The guys she
drags to any event are carefully chosen by her for their good looks and closeted
homosexuality. She has no time for anything other than the advancement of
her career. Oh, there was this time on a television show that another actress
who is C list, but who everyone probably knows, tried to bad mouth our actress.
Our actress, knowing the bad mouther had a drug problem and was fighting
to stay sober left coke in the trailer. Three days later, the bad mouther
was in rehab and our actress given a bigger part in the show. It is crazy
what this actress will do to achieve her goal. The thing is no one is quite
sure what her goal is. She has no friends and no one is close to her. Crazy
fame? Awards? No one is sure. No one ever works with her twice either.
96.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/12
We had such high hopes for this pretty, multi-talented young performer. Despite
her success at an early age, she seemed to be a bit more mature than her
peers, and it looked like she was going to be able to resist the pressures
that commonly take down many young stars. Unfortunately, she has recently
started engaging in one of those activities that feels good while shes
doing it, but quickly becomes an addiction. It started when two of her costars
on a recent project provided her with a little taste to help her get through
their grueling promotions schedule. It kept her up and alert for the promotional
tour
but she couldnt stop doing it once the tour ended. Now
shes doing it every day. While she hasnt started behaving badly
in public yet, we think its just a matter of time.
Performer: Selena Gomez
Project: "Spring Breakers"
Two costars: Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Benson
97.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/12
This NBA legend is reported to have a freaky fetish for group sex with hookers.
Thats according to a Windy City prostitute, who says she and two other
hookers began their evening with our mystery man, dining at Chi-Towns
Gibson Steakhouse, back in 2003. This before the working girl says the entourage
accompanied the basketball great back to his Omni Hotel suite, for his steamy
sex session dessert. Our insider says our blind item uses the Omni Hotel
as both his playground and business office. During his playtime, our insider
reveals this former Bull likes to stand-up and hold girls upside to perform
cunnilingus on them. Heres what our insider had to say about todays
mystery man: "It was me, an Asian girl and a black girl and he fucked us
all. He likes group sex and hes a wild man in bed. It was a crazy foursome.
The Asian chic was cool but the black chic was ghetto. You would think hes
happy with all the money and fame that he has But hes really
a depressed man who likes to sit and drink Coronas by himself."
Michael Jordan
98.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/12
Which super healthy, fitness and diet fanatic has been trying to convert
the cast of her new film into an organic, whole grain bunch of men? Bringing
special treats on a recent trip that were glutton free, she hoped
that the guys would see the benefits both physically and emotionally to eat
right. Not to offend her, cast members pretended to devour the
tasteless snacks until her back was turned and then would spit out the dry
food and pretend it was delicious. Insiders say they are doing a better acting
job off camera than they did on, as she has no idea her lifestyle program
has not been embraced as much as she thinks it has! Gwyneth Paltrow "
Iron Man 3"
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13
This A+ list foreign born celebrity has been spending a great deal of time
away from his A+ list foreign born celebrity wife and family. Paps and tabloids
are starting to notice that this B list celebrity/"it girl"/fashion
designer/everything has been jetting in at the same time as the wife leaves.
For the past two months it has been like clockwork. Lets hope his new fling
is not as loud and vocal about their fling as his past one. That almost brought
the whole house down.
A+ celebrity and wife: David and Victoria Beckham
B list celebrity: Alexa Chung
Past fling: Katherine Jenkins
100.
MOUTH
TO EARS 04/13
We knew she was a Aries and all
This celebrity competition judge hates
her fellow host so much she cant even function. A witness recently
went to the show and watched as the judge went to great lengths to get attention
at every turn. It was the judges birthday, but she kept making people
refer to it as her anniversary, wth? Not only was she directly rude to fans
but she wore the same color as her nemesis on PURPOSE. As the show progressed
they went on a commercial break, on the break when she received a visitor
she ask that a picture not be taken in the direction of the other judge to
prevent her from being in the background. WHOA! We used to think this lady
was a regal talent but now she looks like a old bitter hag and this is not
a FANTASY
Judge: Mariah Carey
Nemesis: Nicki Minaj
101.
BILLY
MASTERS 04/15
Could it be that a certain bearded lady with a skin condition is looking
for a new sponsor? So say people close to the alleged triple threat. After
her last liaison got her no closer to superstardom, she's set her sites on
someone who helped women with even less talent get ahead - no head required.
Since they've already established a professional relationship, it seems like
a match made in heaven....especially if it's a package deal. If that doesn't
work out, she's still got options - like marrying one (or several) of Mitt
Romney's sons. Is that so wrong?
Lady: Julianne Hough
Skin Condition:
Proactiv
commercial
Last liaison: Ryan Seacrest
Set her sites on:
Tom
Cruise
Professional relationship: "Rock of Ages" movie
Mitt Romney connection: Mormon
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#1**
This B-/C+ list mostly television actress with an interesting name heard
about the plight of a girl that was diagnosed with cancer and then had her
heart fail. The girl is hooked up to machine called a VAD. Her family had
to sell their home in order to find and afford an apartment in the city where
their daughter is now located. By chance, the parents ran into our actress
and she found them an apartment within walking distance of the hospital and
has offered to cover their costs.
Maggie
Q
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress from an entertainment family who has
been on a long running hit network show got all of her fellow cast members
together and they combined to use all of their frequent flyer miles and credit
card points to give five families a trip to Disneyworld, including airfare
and hotel. The families all had returning veterans who had been injured during
combat.
Rashida
Jones
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#3**
This C+ list mostly television actor from a very hit network show has had
some troubles in the past. Not always a good guy, and can never seem to find
any work other than the show he is on. Anyway, a few years back our actor
had an accidental experience with a she-male. He could have stopped, but
chose to keep going. Since then, he has generally gone out with women but
there is this one little Thai at a massage parlor who fulfills our actor's
need for more of what he had before. Mark Saling "Glee"
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#4**
This always A list supermodel has very few female friends left in the industry.
Oh sure they will pose with her if it is for some event or a get together,
but she has come on to so many of them and in a very aggressive manner over
the years that they just have grown tired of her. Our supermodel was supposed
to have loved her new venture because it gave her untapped women to choose
from who did not know her reputation. Naomi Campbell "The Face"
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress missed a very big thing in the past week
because she just could not stop using long enough to make it to the event.
It was her first time with the substance and apparently it hooked her really
well.
Jennifer
Lawrence "MTV Movie Awards"
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#6**
This could be the strangest closeted gay men pickup ever. A D list celebrity
who has an A list celebrity girlfriend and this former ex of an A list mostly
movie actress. They said they had just got together to discuss some modeling
and choreography, but they have been doing it every time the two are in town
together.
D list celebrity: Casper Smart
A list girlfriend: Jennifer Lopez
A list movie actress:
Ex:
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/15 **#7**
This mostly movie actor used to be A list. A nice solid A lister and it went
to his head. Back in the day when he was at the top of his game, he would
travel to countries and have his way with many women who were under the age
of 18. No one really said anything and it was before the internet and no
one wanted to say no to the guy because he was making big bucks for everyone
and no one wanted him to go to a new studio. So, if one of the teens was
roughed up a bit, some money would change hands. Our actor is one who will
rough up a woman he is with if they do not take everything he says seriously.
The thing is, it is impossible to take him seriously so people start laughing
and then the teens would get hit or punched or kicked. For a long time, our
actor hit a dry spell and had to resort to paying for his kink. He liked
this because they were better actors so they could stifle the laughter they
felt inside. Lately though, our actor is back up to his old tricks and has
been visiting India and Bangladesh and has been hiring some very young teens
to satisfy him. The problem he has is there is no studio buying him out of
trouble anymore so he tries to find teens he can actually purchase and no
one really cares how bad of a shape they are returned in, because the fee
has already been paid. Steven Seagal
108.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/15 #1
These two hot, young celebrities (one male, one female) were both invited
to a private party at Coachella. They wound up hitting it off, and
after consuming some liquid courage crept away to spend some very
intimate private time together. We wonder if one revealed to the other that
they are currently being treated for an STD before she got down on her knees.
Ashley
Benson/Tyler Blackburn "Pretty Little Liars"
109.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/15 **#2**
This very famous actor was at a private party at Coachella this weekend.
He has made many popular movies, and has been nominated for multiple awards.
However, fans who were initially excited to meet him soon had a rather nasty
reality check, and they werent loving it. He was he totally rude to
anyone who wanted to take a photo with him, waving them away dismissively
with his hand and turning his back on them. He also behaved like quite the
diva when it came to getting what he wanted. While people were lined up in
an orderly fashion to get food and drinks, our guy had no problem pushing
his way to the front of the line, elbowing people and ordering them to "Step
aside! Step aside!" so that he could get his refreshments before them. But
the worst thing of all was
the smell! My god, the smell! One girl described
it this way: "Hes pretty cute, so as he was walking towards me, I was
really excited! But as he got closer, the smell that was coming off of him
was worse than any homeless person Ive ever encountered! I couldnt
talk to him for more than ten seconds without excusing myself to get away
from him and his body odor. Every time he walked anywhere near me for the
rest of the party, I could smell him coming before I could see him coming.
Doesnt he bathe? Hasnt he ever heard of deodorant?"
Actor:
Leonardo DiCaprio
Party: "McDonalds New Premium McWrap Pool Party"
110.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/15
This moon-walking man may have his baby sister to thank for hooking him up
with a spot where he could find some peace. The retreat where our
mystery man is said to have gone for privacy is reported to be the
home of Interscope Records music exec John McClain. Todays blind item
was a real dude, whos high-pitched voice was one hes said to
have reserved only for the public. Sources say when he was amongst those
who really knew him, our blind item spoke with his naturally deep-talking
voice. Hes far from being the timid character he often portrayed for
the cameras. Just ask John, who sources say was no stranger to our blind
items cussing and pot-smoking. Dont believe me.. Ask Nona Gaye.
This legendarys singers marijuana use may explain why one of
his favorite things was coconut ice cream. Michael Jackson/Janet
111.
POPBITCH
04/15
(British blog)
Which brawny British actor loves the ladies so much that at a party he took
a charming young model to bed and then left her sleeping there so he could
go back downstairs and try (unsuccessfully) to chat up Lisa B?
Which brawny British actor (while shooting one of his more 'emotional'
roles) asked the production to buy him hookers?
Idris Elba/Nelson Mandela/"Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom"
Which brawny British actor's real vice is carbs? His people sweep his hotel room/parties/film sets for cakes and bread? Tom Hardy
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor has a bit of a secret. He has spent
the past couple of weeks spending every moment he can with his B+ mostly
movie actress ex. Apparently the ex does not want to make this a full-time
thing, but caught up with her ex when she was worried about him. The next
thing you know they were having some ex sex and it seems to have pulled the
former A lister out of his A list funk. Oh, I liked that last sentence. The
reason this is blind is because our B list actress has a current almost A
list mostly television actor boyfriend. Not that he doesn't cheat.
A list actor: Macaulay Culkin
B+ actress ex: Mila Kunis
A list boyfriend: Ashton Kutcher
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#2**
This is why this B list celebrity/reality star with A list name recognition
needs to never talk to her sometime ex/sometimes a little something freakier.
She hangs on every word he says and when he said she looked heavy that was
it. Adderall purchased and now being snorted and ingested. Really dangerous
considering what else our B lister is doing right now. Snooki "breast
feeding"
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#3**
This former model turned A list mostly television actress turned B list mostly
television actress who is now a C lister with great looks despite her age
is rotating between twin 19 year old brothers. She is more than three times
their age. Cybill Shepherd
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#4**
Waitress - And what would you like for lunch? B list reality star who is
very skinny - I would like one piece of steamed broccoli. Nothing on it.
One piece. Lightly steamed. Waitress - So, one whole broccoli? Soon to be
probably ex reality star - No, just one piece. One stem.
Rachel
Zoe
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#5**
This former B list mostly television actress and now a professional multiple
reality star has been hitting gifting booths hard. Really hard. And now she
is selling them under one of her kid's names. Guess her side business has
not been going so well. Heard she was a no show to one after a guy wired
her the money in advance.
Pamela
Anderson
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#6**
This show was on the air a good five seasons. Middling hit. Comedy. Network.
The actress who played the co-lead and love interest made about $2M during
the run of the show. A couple of years later? Gone. Living in a studio downtown
now that is paid for by her parents. She had a bit of a drug issue. Liza
Snyder "Yes, Dear"
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/16 **#7**
I thought for today, that for the big item that I would do a kindness. It
is not really that big, but I think it shows someone in a light that we all
need right now. There is an actress out there who is the definition of B
list. Never really the full out star of anything, she is the second billed
who always seems to make a splash. She is gorgeous. She is a great actress
who can move between drama and comedy with ease. She is mostly television
and works a lot. She has had the good fortune to be on one very hit show
and also another which has never really been a hit, but been on the air awhile.
Our actress does a little bit of everything. Need her at a charity event?
She is there. No matter how big or small, she is there. Need to use her name
to raise money for a good cause but are afraid she will charge a lot or demand
a lot. Nope. She is always willing to do so for free. She spends far more
time doing charity work than she even does having free time. Between her
work schedule and her charity efforts, she does not really have time for
anything else but she likes it that way. She believes in her community. She
is at food banks and donating to them. She has the wardrobe people donate
all the stuff they can to clothing drives. She helps out at homeless centers
and community centers. I could list thing after thing that this actress does
that would make us all feel ashamed. She does it all and never says no. She
never asks for anything in return. She knows she makes a very very good living
and knows that she has the ability to help by using her name or just being
there as much as she can. She has sacrificed a personal life because she
feels helping is more important.
Alison
Brie "Community"/"Mad Men"
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#1**
This previous blind item honoree and former B list mostly movie actress/model
has had some substance issues in the past and continues to have them in the
present. Unable to pay for her drug use, she has made several sex tapes with
several men who have paid her way through drugs in the past few months. This
is nothing new as she has a collection of naked photos that her exes have
been known to show to others around town. Estella Warren
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actress had a very short fling with this B list
mostly television actor from an A+ list television show. The reason it was
so short was she told him that she can't have kids the natural way. Her new
A list celebrity boyfriend has no problems with that and even likes she that
she is very kinky in bed.
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#3**
This B- list mostly television actress is having to quietly walk away from
her medical claim against a studio. She had been loud and brassy about it,
but when she found out they were going to require a drug test and look at
her medical history, she decided it was not that important after all.
Jennifer Espositio "Blue Bloods"; Rosie Perez "Law & Order:
SVU"
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#4**
"I'm not going to lie. I love being on television every week and having everyone
think I'm amazing. I'm going to miss it and don't want to miss it and I will
fuck you as much as you want to be on your show." B- (barely barely, oh,
maybe a C, but definitely has that B+ name recognition going) now mostly
television actress talking this past weekend to the creator of this fairly
hit network sitcom.
AnnaLynne
McCord
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#5**
You know you have no money at all and are relying on your A list celebrity
girlfriend when you can't even cough up the dough for McDonald's or Starbucks
or even a magazine. The girlfriend finally felt so sorry for her boyfriend
that she gave him a credit card in his name so he could feel like he is
contributing. He literally has zero income since he lost his job in a very
weird way.
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#6**
This really close, if not there A list mostly movie comedic actor has got
such a big head now that he even lost a friendship over it. A friendship
to an A+ list mostly movie actor who let him have the keys to one of his
houses. Our almost A lister threw party after party there and the house was
trashed and valuable pieces of art were broken and the almost A lister told
the A+ lister he would write him a check and it was no big deal, but the
A+ lister told him that it was not about the money, it is about respecting
another person's property, especially when entrusted to you.
A
list comedic actor: Jonah Hill
A+ list actor: Brad Pitts home in New Orleans while Jonah was filming
"21
Jump Street"
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/17 **#7**
This actress is not someone you think of everyday. She is a really good actress
and has had some life changing parts and some shows that were created by
A list people but did not get off the ground. She has also not got a lot
of parts because people know when they hire her that they are in for a lot
of fainting spells and gasps every time she has to remove any of her clothing.
Our actress is C list, but, if not for one slight hiccup with a huge franchise
she would probably be a nice solid B and at least being considered for more
parts as a lead. Because of her issues, our actress is rarely considered
for a lead role and has to really work and make as many connections as possible
just to get a good role in a good movie. Our actress has a very serious eating
disorder. She rarely eats and when she does, often purges. When she plays
roles she has to be able to wear long sleeves and long pants because of how
skeletal she can look. Bones everywhere. Her one saving grace for roles is
that for some reason her face looks very full despite the rest of her. Indie
producers love her talent and are willing to take the risk on her, but big
time producers are not. When she was on one show which did not last very
long, she fainted at least once a day while being under the hot lights and
without food for days. She has a boyfriend. They have been together for a
long time and he has tried to get her help, but so far she has refused. He
says that she eats just enough to stay alive and nothing more and that he
thinks her eating disorder stems from being sexually assaulted as a child.
Actress: Rachelle Lefevre
Boyfriend: Jamie Thomas King "The Tudors"
Fainted on "Off the Map" or "A Gifted Man"
Franchise: "Twilight"
126.
MEDIA
TAKEOUT 04/17
We just got word from a PRETTY reliable snitch that two nights ago
a popular superstar had what is being described as a DRUG OVERDOSE. And that
she is recovering in the hospital as we speak. Were not naming names,
cause our snitch is only 90% certain that it was a drug overdose. But no
one OTHER THAN MEDICAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS has been close to this person
since the alleged incident. Rihanna
127.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/17
Soul musician Allen Stone performed at Coachella last weekend. His music
tends to be more on the mellow side, so the crowd at his concert was generally
respectful and attentive. One young celebrity apparently didnt get
the memo. While Allen was performing, she was screaming "Wooooo!" at the
top of her lungs and pumping her fists in the air. Thats not all. This
concert was during daylight hours, and our girl was dressed in a loose-fitting
crop top without anything underneath. She would occasionally yell for the
singers attention
and then lift up her top to flash him. "Wooooo!"
Those around her said that few people paid attention to her antics, perhaps
because she was acting like just another random wasted bohemian girl at
Coachella. And perhaps because everyone has already seen her naked?
Vanessa Hughens; Tallulah Willis
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#1**
This former B list reality star and now C list mostly movie actress with
B+ name recognition has told friends that she considers the month of April
to be a time for her where she is going to date and have sex with as many
men as possible for getting back to the business of finding a very wealthy
husband. I really think she loves being a pro beard as long as the money
and opportunities are good.
Julianne
Hough
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#2**
Because people already think of her as one of their most hated celebrities,
this b- list mostly movie actress is reluctant to announce her divorce. She
has been holding off because she thinks people will blame her. It is not
her fault (all on him) and she has done a lot of good things, it is just
people remember the bad and not her charity work or being a great mom.
Katherine Heigl
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#3**
That must have been quite the party. This former almost A list movie actor
who is now a C who rarely works has been hanging out with his actress
"girlfriend." She threw him a party that involved two male strippers and
two other special friends who are RARELY photographed with the actor. Cell
phones were banned at the club for the party, but it was one big orgy. Only
men though. The "girlfriend" just stood in a corner and watched. Must have
been an interesting few hours. Hayden Christensen/Rachel Bilson
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#4**
This A list singer got her hands on some acid that was not her normal fare
a few weeks ago. As a result, she can't remember the words to about half
her songs and now needs a teleprompter on stage to help remind her.
Rihanna
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#5**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who does not deserve to be that high,
but somehow keeps getting leads anyway, is so paranoid about any tabloid
finding out about her personal life that she has her house swept for recording
devices every other day and her friends must turn over their phones when
they walk into her home.
Kristen
Stewart (gay)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#6**
This former A list female tweener must have been a huge fan of FFF, because
she went up to this A+ list rapper and said I will show you mine if you show
me yours. He was all for it so she stripped up top and he stripped down bottom
and apparently she stared for a good five minutes and said she had never
seen anything like it. No word on what happened after, but this part happened
in front of a crowd of five or six people.
Miley
Cyrus/Snoop Dogg
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18 **#7**
Back in the day, this barely hanging on to B list by a thread mostly movie
actress was not the same person she is today. Back then she wanted to be
a huge star. She still does, but has given up realistic hope of it because
of what has gone on in her life the past few years. When she was younger
she was the drug queen of LA. She plays the high and mighty and pious role
now, but back when she was at her peak professionally she was the go to person
for party drugs and for being the party girl. Pot and coke were her two
favorites. Coke introduced her to several of her more famous boyfriends.
She couldn't get enough and they couldn't get enough of her. Don't get me
wrong. She is a very good actress and at one point she had a guy many thought
would never get married, down on one knee with a huge ring. She turned him
down. Repeatedly. She was not interested in settling down. Only fun. She
had it all the time and thought nothing of snorting line after line off men's
or women's bodies. She would work all day and spend her money and others
on drugs. Then one night, something bad happened and her advisers told her
if she really wanted to continue on the path of being a star she needed to
at least marry someone. Try to stop taking so many drugs and being the party
girl everyone wants to take home. She managed to get married to a guy in
a matter of months and followed the advice of her advisers, but had no idea
about her now husband. She was told he was available and he was looking to
get married for his own career and a match was made. One that would change
both their lives forever.
Actress: Kelly Preston
Famous boyfriends: George Clooney; Charlie Sheen
Guy down on one knee: Charlie Sheen "Although they never married, Charlie
Sheen presented Kelly with a 2.5 karat pink diamond engagement ring when
he proposed to her in 1989."
Event:
Accidentally
shot herself
Husband: John Travolta
135.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/18
It looks like this professional athlete crossed the wrong ex-employee. While
the athlete claims that he and the ex-employee were simply "close friends"
and has been denying that they had a sexual relationship with the
employee the employee is not supporting the athletes version
of events. The male employee is now telling anyone who will listen, "He loved
me like a brother, but he fucked me like a wife." He says he has plenty of
photos and text messages to back up his side of the story. He says that he
is speaking out because he wants the truth to be out there
but also
admits that he would also like to star in a reality show.
Athlete:
Kerry Rhodes
Ex-Employee (not famous): Russell "Hollywood" Simpson
136.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/18
Which A-list leading man who has been paying a lot of attention to his hair
recently would be better off focusing on his nasty breath? "It is
almost impossible not to notice the nasty smell coming out of his mouth.
It smells like something died in it," one movie insider tells Naughty But
Nice Rob. What is amazing is the handsome celebrity has just been spotted
kissing his sexy young girlfriend, who clearly has to know or smell
-the problem! Its like he spend a night out partying with his friends
thats the smell when he opens his mouth. Bradley
Cooper
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#1**
This former A+ list baseball player who is still an A+ in fan's minds in
this baseball mecca recently paid off the 25th woman in the past fifteen
years who claimed they got genital herpes from the player. There are two
B-/C+ mostly movie actresses with A list name recognition in the list who
got herpes, but only one was paid off.
Baseball player: Derek Jeter
Actresses:
Jessica
Alba; Jessica Biel; Minka Kelly; Jordana Brewster; Vanessa Lachey
Jeter
Herpes Tree
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#2**
There is a cell phone video that more and more people are starting to see.
From what I have seen, it is tough to make out whether it is this reality
star/actress offspring of this former A list singer. The reality star/actress
is being called by name and it looks like her, but she is turned to the side
as someone helps her inject heroin into her arm for the first time.
Bobbi
Kristina Brown (Whitney Houston)
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#3**
This female A list Academy Award winner/nominee is said to have had an intense
discussion with her manager and agent about coming out during the press rounds
she is going to make for her latest movie. Sandra Bullock; Queen Latifah;
Charlize Theron; Diane Keaton
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#4**
This A list female mostly movie actress says she is best friends with her
fairly new husband. This is probably true considering that they don't do
much else since he has a boyfriend. She loves how he keeps the boyfriend
quiet and she gets to be out of the dating pool which she hated. Anne
Hathaway
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress mom has not spoken to any of her kids in
almost six months. She is wrapped up too much in her own world of staying
high as much as possible and her kids are the furthest thing from her mind.
Demi Moore
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#6**
I feel like today should be celebrity offspring day. I'm not sure how they
all ended up in one day. Anyway, this offspring of C list celebrities with
a much more famous last name than their list status would indicate has been
married to at the time an A list mostly television actress. He ran out of
money after their divorce and had been supporting himself primarily as a
gay escort. After a decade or so of doing it though, he is hoping that the
daughter of a multi-millionaire will be a ticket out of it and that she does
not find out about his past or some of the STD's he carries.
Offspring: Ashley Hamilton
Parents: George Hamilton/Alana Stewart
Ex-wife: Shannen Doherty
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19 **#7**
This actress is A list. I would say until a few years ago she was A+ list.
Mostly movies. Now, as she gets a little older, she might even be close to
dropping down to the B's. It is not that she won't always be the top lead
in whatever movie she stars in, because she will be. She is not a big fan
of being a supporting actress, but maybe that is something she needs to look
into. Our actress has kind of faded from the spotlight that she was basked
in for years. Although she has been around a long time, her experience does
not really reflect her age. She is not a big fan of discussing her personal
life so she has been very good about hiding her growing substance abuse issues.
Normally this would be quick blind perhaps, but with this actress any abuse
is scary. First it was a glass of wine and then a bottle. Just once a week
she said. Soon it was just once a week that she was not getting drunk. People
who came into contact with her were shocked she was drinking and watching
her get drunk before their eyes. They always thought she had stopped. Nope.
Wine became pot because she told people that pot was not a real drug and
it was about the same as wine, but with less calories. Of course since she
usually ingested hers in brownies, I'm not sure about the calorie thing.
This was not an overnight process. This was a years long process. Well, one
day she was with some friends and buzzed on wine and pot and she did something
she vowed she would never do and that was a line of coke. One became two
which became staying up for three days straight doing coke like she never
had before. She thought she could handle it. She couldn't. There was a very
very silent trip to rehab and for 30 days she was gone. Since then, she has
been less about work and more about life and as much as she would be celebrated
for becoming sober again, she just won't talk about it.
Drew
Barrymore
144.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/19
Which celebrity is only relieved that an upcoming event in her life will
NOT be televised not because she thinks she has anything to hide from
the public but because she will NOT make a dollar from the broadcast?
(that would get millions of viewers if Broadcast) She knows how profitable
distribution rights are from TV and DVDs, and does not want to give a second
of her private life away for free. If an arrangement could be made where
she would participate in the royalty pool, then having the event televised
would not be such a big problem? After all, her manager is a big believer
that all publicity is good publicity. Kim Kardashian
(divorce)
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20 **#1**
This A list director recently hired an old foe because he wanted to accomplish
something he had not done previously. Sleep with her. He really thinks he
can this time.
Michael
Bay/Megan Fox "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20 **#2**
This A list comedic actor who has had a run of good luck in the past two
years has really started to get his drink back on. I have talked about him
before and his drinking issues, but this might be the ultimate. At a party
after a premiere, our actor got so drunk that he peed himself while talking
to a group of people. He suddenly stopped talking and looked down and everyone
else's eyes followed and there was no doubt what he was doing. He then went
and found a table to fall asleep under.
Jason
Segel
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#1**
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actress from a franchise has lost out on several
roles because she refuses to crash diet. Producers have offered her roles
provided she drop a ton of weight and say they can arrange for her to get
some Adderall or speed, but our actress refuses it and says they can hire
her like she is or she will continue to lose weight the old-fashioned way.
Bryce
Dallas Howard
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/21 **#2**
This B list mostly television actress who always manages to stay in the public
eye despite having no success in a decade is gorgeous and actually a decent
actress. She has also been involved in a relationship with an actor for much
of the past decade. To show you how messed up this whole thing is, she told
someone about six months ago that the pair have yet to still have sex. Does
this come as a surprise? Is she waiting to see if she can turn him? Rachel
Bilson/Hayden Christensen
149.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/21
Which celebrity couple, which now has a little baby, got caught a few years
ago making whoopee in a hot tub in Mexico. At the time, the pictures quickly
disappeared off the market and the then-new couple sat down for an awkward
"at photo" cover with a magazine. Now, the images are popping up again and
the male part of the pair is doing everything in his power to make sure no
one gets to see them. "They have a baby so we know they do it," says one
person who has seen the images. "Its not the sex part that he is upset
about, its the fact that he must have just got out of a very cold shower."
HOWLING!! Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo
150.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/22
DETAILS:
According to plastic surgeons, the new trend in facial plastic surgery
for men is to move away from more feminine features (like those seen on actor
Leonardo DiCaprio) and towards more masculine features (like those seen on
actor Jon Hamm). In discussing this trend, a plastic surgeon from UCLA spilled
some personal details about one famous actor who was unhappy about his look
and opted for plastic surgery.
151.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/22
Todays blind item is said to have been suffering from severe back pains
for years, but thats not because of the heavy breasts he once carried
for Wanda. Sources say our mystery actors ailment led him to became
a slave to those back pains, leading our blind item to have recently gone
under the knife to fix the problem. Though the surgery may have cured his
back pain, sources say it may have come at another physically-related cost.
Know why? Because were told doctors have advised dude to stay away
from the gym during his recovery. That could be a problem, being that insiders
reveal our mystery man was once heavily reliant on steroids to maintain pumped
muscles for the cameras. Now, his Living Color may involve quickly losing
that athletic shape. Jamie Foxx
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#1**
This B list celebrity/former singer/mom who has been doing better as of late,
got hammered all weekend long this past weekend and ended up clumsily hitting
on men and women until she found some guy who did the dirty with her in a
port-a-pottie. Good times. Ashlee Simpson; Courtney Love
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#2**
Over the weekend this female A+ list singer arranged for about ten female
escorts and strippers to come to her house and they partied all Friday night
long. Pot, booze and any other drug was on offer. Each woman who came got
paid $2500 for the night and our singer did a lot of bumping and grinding
but not much else. Apparently she could barely focus during the night and
would stumble around a lot and then pass out in a chair for 20 or 30 minutes
before managing to stand up and stumble somewhere else.
Rihanna
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#3**
This former almost A list mostly television actor has been taking a break.
He had to. His addictions were out of control and he needed to not work.
After taking a very long break from work, he is starting a new project and
returning to new habits. He never deleted the phone numbers of his dealers.
They were happy to hear from one of their very best customers this past week.
Lets just hope his wife does not join in this time. Eric Dane/Rebecca
Gayheart
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a perv of epic proportions. I think
everyone of us knows that. This might be pushing the edge of perviness though.
Is it proper protocol to fondle and grope your girlfriend's breasts and slide
your hand under her dress outside the bathroom and then take her hand and
go back to the table where her parents are seated?
Arnold
Schwarzenegger/Heather Milligan
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#5**
"I don't even know why I'm here (Coachella). There is no one here who can
afford my rates and it is so fucking hot I don't even feel like drinking."
An hour later I guess she (former B list mostly movie actress who is now
a C lister who is clinging onto fame) decided drinking would be ok because
she was already hammered and was doing lines of coke off an iPad.
Tara
Reid
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#6**
This newfound B list celebrity/reality star was all set to hang out with
100 kids and give them some pointers in their chosen sport. Kids and parents
were all looking forward to it. Our celebrity decided to party instead and
got wasted and slept with a random woman he met and missed his flight and
blew off the kids and families.
Ryan
Lochte
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22 **#7**
One of my longstanding favorite people to hear more about is this former
B list Tweener from an A list hit tweener show. She has been in this spot
several times because of her less than normal relationship with a much older
guy. So far, the only confirmation of the drug use and near statutory rape
by her boyfriend of our Tweener has come from people who are sources or friends
of friends. Now though, her parents have decided to get involved in an attempt
to try and rescue their daughter from the clutches of her drug abusing boyfriend
before he completely takes her down. Both parents have started small but
are going to tell the world about how their daughter first started having
sex with the 30 something producer of her show when she was just 17 and how
she was even younger when he started hitting on her. They just know about
the 17. It could have been much earlier. As their daughter slides more and
more into addiction and losing all of her hard earned money to this loser
of a boyfriend, everyone close to her is doing their best to try and save
her from a doomed future if she continues to stay on the same path. I wish
her parents would start talking about what else they saw happen on that show.
I think it would blow the lid on everything.
Jennette
McCurdy
159.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/22
There are a lot of whispers about which team this Baller plays for. He's
explained away some strange pictures with his guy friends. Now, he's going
overboard putting out pictures with girlfriends. Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Kerry
Rhodes
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#1**
This B+ list mostly movie actor from a franchise has spent the past two weeks
camped out at this B list mostly television actress' home. Even when the
actress is not there or out of town the actor has been staying there. I wonder
if he is ever going to find a place of his own. He had previously been residing
at this former A list tweener's home. They have not officially broken up
because Kneepads is doing a four stage breakup process in four consecutive
issues.
Liam
Hemsworth/January Jones/ Miley Cyrus
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#2**
Two more singers are coming forward to tabloids who say this A list country
singer said he could get them a record deal if they would sleep with him.
Both did and he did not do anything for them at all. Meanwhile, the singer
who does have a record deal that he had an affair with is scared out of her
mind that she is going to get dropped and somehow come out looking like a
horrible person in all of this.
Blake
Shelton (PROBABLY Cassedee Pope/was on Blakes team for 2012 season
of "The Voice") or Kacey Musgraves)
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#3**
It is one thing if you are paying some guy to basically be a boyfriend. One
thing that makes it really obvious that this A list celebrity has a paid
boyfriend is that he does not work on the weekends. Monday through Friday
he is right there, but weekends are his time off.
Britney
Spears
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#4**
This foreign born B-/C+ list mostly television actress from a very hit show
was supposed to be written out of a show after just a few episodes. She realized
this and started sleeping with the married head writer/creator and the next
thing you know she has been on for years. Jessica Pare "Megan: Mad
Men"
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#5**
This foreign born C+ list mostly movie actress split from her husband after
a screen test with this A list (used to be A+) mostly movie actor. She knew
she wanted to be able to go for it when they started filming. Yes, he is
married, but, the actress says it is worth a shot. She says her marriage
was crap anyway.
Gemma
Arterton and Ben Affleck "Runner, Runner"
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#6**
Between all of her family members being on her payroll, it is shocking that
this B list mostly movie actress has any money at all to her name. Not only
does all of her immediate family work for the teen actress, but relatives
she does not even know work for her. Supposedly. Something they are figments
of mom's imagination. Mom has a little nose candy problem. So, does her daughter,
but daughter doesn't know mom does and that mom got herself arrested last
month because of her little habit.
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/23 **#7**
This celebrity is B list at this point. Maybe B+. She used to be A+ list
and was beloved all over the world. At some point I think she got to be a
little too full of herself and fans started to catch on that she is not the
happy go lucky, super friendly person she pretends to be. First, although
she likes the world to think that she is crazy in love with her A-/B+ list
celebrity husband, the fact is she berates him constantly and never says
anything kind to him except if she is being interviewed. He hates doing anything
with her, but because he is more popular she hounds him until he does everything
with her. She is on him all the time which explains why he has stopped cheating
on her which used to happen regularly for years and years. She is still
incredibly jealous and if she had her way would probably handcuff him to
her. Our celebrity likes everyone to think that she does not even touch alcohol,
but she is the first one in line for booze or a line of coke. She is on her
second or third nose, depending on how you count and they are all due to
coke. She loves coke. She says it is the easiest way to stay thin. She dislikes
her kids and only likes seeing them when they can be used as props. She loves
her nannies though. She also likes sleeping late and has not met one of her
kid's teachers in years. She does not see the point. Her husband takes up
a lot of the slack and is involved with the kids. He does not leave, because
he does not think it is right until the kids get older. He is biding his
time though. Counting down the days. He wants to be free. Everyone wants
to be free after they spend any amount of time with this celebrity.
Catherine Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas; Faith Hill/Tim McGraw
167.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/23
Which big time star is freaking out because she has lost her IPhone? She
isnt worried about someone finding compromising pictures, or revealing
celebrities phone numbers and email addresses, she doesnt even care
that you will see her naughty texts what is terrifying her is that
if the phone falls into the wrong hands, the rest of her cast mates will
realize it is her who has been leaking nasty information on all her co-stars
to the press. For a long time the ladies knew that they had a leak on the
set but always assumed it was a member of the crew or one of the hair and
makeup people. They have NO IDEA it was one of the cast member who is behind
all the leaks!
168.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/24 **1**
Earlier this year, we told you about a young actress who had become hysterical
on the set of her TV show. Well, she is no longer hysterical. But her Mom
sure is! Mom is absolutely freaking out over her daughters odd relationship
with a much older guy that the daughter met at work when she was just a teenager.
Although the actress publicly denies that she is in a relationship with him,
she is. He has totally taken over her life, cutting out her family in the
process. Mom tells friends that she is terrified that the older guy has "turned
her into a foul-mouthed tramp" and is "leading her down a very bad path".
The girl is drinking, swearing, doing drugs, and engaging in lots of sexual
activity
basically the total opposite of her TV image. There were also
rumors of physical abuse, which scared Mom most of all. Mom is so frightened
and furious and frustrated that that she was planning on launching a Twitter
account this week dedicated to disclosing and taking down the relationship.
Lots of yelling between the daughter and the Mom ensued ("You are going to
ruin my career!" "Im trying to save you!"). Network executives
knowing that the public disclosure of the scandal would hurt the actress,
her tweeny show, and their entire network intervened, and Mom has
now backed down. Too bad, because the daughter basically now has permission
to go back to and ruin her life.
Related:
Hysterical
Actress Threatens To Quit Show
Daughter: Jennette McCurdy
Show: "Sam & Cat"
Network: Nickelodeon
169.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/24 **#2**
You know how celebrities "accidentally" post things on Twitter or Instagram
or Facebook, and then pretend they are really embarrassed by it? And you
know how celebrities are always claiming they got "hacked" when a racy pic
gets released? Well, here are two celebs that we know are liars. The first
one "accidentally" posted something online and then immediately deleted it.
But not before everyone saw it. That was intentional, people! It always creates
more of a buzz to let fans speculate about things than to just state it outright.
Clever boy! Guess the booze and the drugs havent completely destroyed
his brain cells. Yet. And tomorrow youll be talking about a second
celebrity who will claim that they were "hacked". This one will be more
interesting, though, because the participant isnt wearing any clothes.
But, again, its all a publicity stunt set up by the celebrity themselves.
Of course, they will claim innocence and outrage. They always do.
First Celeb:
Justin
Bieber (Selena Gomez)
Second Celeb:
170.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/24 **#3**
Hello? Id like to order up a sibling, please! Guess whos having
a baby? Its a superstar couple that everyone loves to hate! Before
you start getting all excited about a pregnancy, lets get one thing
straight: She is definitely NOT going to be giving birth to this one! She
has been trying to get pregnant for the past year or so, but its just
not happening. Plus, publicity was a nightmare with the last baby. She was
completely stressed out about baby bumps and weight and photos and clothes
and rumors, and she really doesnt want to go through that again! So,
they are phoning it in via surrogate. If the surrogate can hold the pregnancy
(things look good so far), the birth will happen at the end of this year.
Bring on the unusual names!
Beyonce
and Jay-Z
171.
ELLE
04/24
Comedian Tig Nataro, who has three films coming out this year, is one of
Sarah Silvermans favorite collaborators. She recently sat down with
a reporter from Elle Magazine to talk about her life over the past year.
During the interview, she revealed an interesting bit of information about
her personal life. From
Elle
Magazine: s Notaro was telling me this, she was playing with a loose,
pink-faced platinum Rolex on her wrist. When I complimented her watch,
Notaros reserved countenance cracked open for the first time in our
conversationshe became visibly excited and a little flustered. As it
turned out, the watch belongs to an actress Notaro has had a crush on for
years, whom she started dating just as her life was shifting from terrible
to incredible. "Tomorrow is her birthday, so I thought about getting this
fixed," Notaro said. "Im not a religious person; Im not even,
like, a spiritual person. But it felt like she was placed in my life, and
it carried me through." BTW, although we dont know exactly which model
of Rolex watch Tig was wearing, the Rolex Datejust 26mm President Platinum
Diamond Ladies Watch retails for $52,000. Yes, $52,000.
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#1**
This C list reality star from a show that is no longer in existence, but
still goes on in other ways hooked up with his B list mostly movie actor
from a huge franchise. She taped their hookup without permission and after
they had sex tried to get him to sign a release. Considering he has been
in the news enough lately, he said no and had his lawyer send her a letter
the day after.
Farrah
Abraham/Liam Hemsworth
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#2**
For the past five days this former B list actress who divided her time between
movies and television fairly equally has been stalking a Columbia University
student. They hooked up last Thursday night and since he left her place she
has followed him pretty much non-stop or camped out in front of his place.
She freaked him out when she claimed they were soul mates after they had
known each other for three hours which also included the time for sex in
that three hours.
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#3**
This former B- list mostly movie actress who was at that peak for about a
year before dropping back down to her permanent C list celebrity status has
been hanging out with old freinds again. And by old friends I mean she was
hanging out with guys who got her in a lot of trouble in the past, namely
a B list celebrity who has his own issues. Whenever the two hang out, our
female celebrity, who happens to also be a mom starts doing coke again and
thinks she can always stop. She can, but it takes her a few months. In the
mean time she looks like a train wreck which is not good for her career
considering it consists of mainly posing for photos.
Denise
Richards/Richie Sambora
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#4**
A role, but not really a role. The B- list mostly movie actor knows he is
not that great of an actor. He wants the role, so even though it is not the
role, he was willing to fuck for the chance and he did. He still is. He is
not letting that guy out of his sight.
Alex
Pettyfer "Fifty Shades of Grey"
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#5**
This former A list tweener said that she would never have sex with a black
man. Lately though, she has been getting hit on a lot by this unfortunately
A list singer and she is starting to change her mind. She did say that although
she has not been with a black man before, she was with an African American
female teen from a Disney show. Miley Cyrus/Chris Brown/Raven
Simone
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#6**
This B+ mostly television actress on a hit cable show is writing a show which
features nothing but her. It would be a dream episode and she would be the
only one who speaks. No one else. The rest of the actors on the show would
also be blurry. She thinks it is perfect. Just another reason why the cast
and crew really dislike her.
Lena
Dunham "Girls"
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/24 **#7**
They might have the most crazy relationship that exists in the celebrity
world. They have been together forever despite their fairly young ages. He
is an actor. Used to be B list mostly television, but now that his almost
network hit show is off the air, he is slowly dropping down to a C. Good
looking guy. His girlfriend does a little bit of everything but no matter
what never really rises to above a C list. Oh, except for name recognition.
She has a name that can get her to A list name recognition in a hurry. The
couple have the most bizarre sex life ever. First of all, they have an open
relationship and have no qualms about bringing people back to their place
even while the other is there. Sometimes they are all in one bedroom and
sometimes they just bring the other person back and do what they need to
do. One guy who said he had sex with the celebrity said they were in the
middle of it and the actor walked in and started watching and the celebrity
started talking to him during it and the next thing you know the actor was
taking care of himself while he watched. The guy who was picked up had no
idea this was going to go on. The couple is also famous for their fights.
Dents and scratches are all over their walls from their fights. They love
to throw things and have hit each other with objects and have been covered
in blood, but they have never called the police. One couple who went to their
house saw the couple get into a fight. The couple thought they were going
to kill each other. Instead, after 30 minutes of brutal screaming and fighting,
the actor and his girlfriend excused themselves and went and had sex for
15 minutes and then came back out like nothing had happened. Zoe Kravitz/Penn
Badgley
179.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/24
Which "sweet" talking talk show host is becoming so tough on her celebrity
guests that the word is getting out amongst celebrities that
they should stay away from the show until the hosts mood brightens. One celebrity
guest was so surprised when she was asked, "Why are you self centered? Everything
is always about you. Why are you always saying rude things about the way
celebrities dress on the red carpet? that after the taping, the ambushed
star and her publicist causes such a scene that the entire line of questioning
was edited out of the final show that aired. The host has also shocked her
studio audience when talking to the staff in a manner very different from
how the person they think they know would speak!
Host:
Katie Couric
Show: "Katie"
Guest: Joan Rivers
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#1**
This female C list reality star, maybe a D is not upset about what happened
to her as much as she is upset that the guy who did the doing had promised
her way more money than he actually gave her. She knows what she was signing
up for, and in fact, has had similar arrangements, she just is upset about
the amount she was getting paid.
Shauna
Sand
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#2**
This former A list tweener and now just a general all around a-hole was hanging
out with his friend and surrounded by a group of women who are fans. Well,
were fans probably. Our former Tweener kept grabbing himself and asking who
wanted some of him and for the women to not be shy. His friend also did the
same thing and our tweener kept offering the both of them. When none of the
women took them up on their offer he referred to them all as lesbian bitches.
Justin
Bieber
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#3**
This B-/C+ list actress says she was bored when she decided to fuck around
with her B-/C+ list actor co-star. She kept flirting with him non-stop despite
the fact that she had a boyfriend and he reciprocated even though he has
a girlfriend. One thing led to another and now the actress is pregnant and
has no idea if it is her boyfriend's or the co-star of her fairly hit cable
show.
B-/C+ actress:
B-/C+ co-star:
Cable show:
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#4**
This former almost A list reality star from a very hit reality show is now
just trying to stay in the news as best she can. Her boyfriend won't marry
her and has no desire to marry her and repeatedly tells her this. He is a
B list celebrity who feels like he was trapped because of what the reality
star told him and what actually happened. She loves telling the world about
their perfect relationship, but he can't stand her. Kristin Cavallari
and Jay Cutler (that she was on birth control)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#5**
This former almost A list female reality star from a fairly hit cable show
is so poor right now that she and her husband have to live together because
they can't afford to get divorced. He also stays home during the day to take
care of the house since they can't afford a nanny or maid any longer. Kendra
Wilkinson/Hank Baskett
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#6**
This former almost A list "singer" and sometime reality star is no longer
able to see her child/ren without being supervised. Apparently being alone
with the child/ren would be dangerous because of her continued drug use.
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25 **#7**
In one of the only times I can remember seeing in celebrity land, there were
four people all having affairs and all four ended up with people they wanted
to be with. I was going to originally make this about the foreign born Academy
Award winning/nominee B list actress who has a very interesting story to
tell. Despite all of her roles and her fame, she will be the first to tell
you that she is ready for the world to end tomorrow and has a stockpile of
goods and an underground bunker that cost millions. Everyone thinks she is
cheap or frugal, but what she does is stockpile gold for the end of times.
Anyway, that is who I was going to talk about, but I thought I would talk
about how the actress was with someone at the time she started sleeping with
her current boyfriend who was married to a B list Academy Award winner/nominee
actress who was also still married when she started sleeping with her current
boyfriend the B list mostly television actor. All four of them were cheating
yet all four were happy about it. The girlfriend of the B list mostly television
actor was upset, but everyone else was great with it and the amazing thing
is the two couples are still together.
187.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/25
This story involves three celebrities in an awkward encounter. Earlier this
week, Celeb 1 was sitting in a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Hollywood, drinking
his morning coffee and working on his computer. Celeb 1 is a long-haired
standup actor/comedian who is known simply by his last name. Hes done
a bunch of films and has done many guest roles on TV shows. At another table
was Celeb 2, an actor/comedian who has done many films and TV, and who has
had a couple of standup specials on The Comedy Channel. You may know him
best as the comedian who got booed on stage when he toured with a very famous
actor who had a meltdown a couple of years ago. In walked Celeb 3, an
actor/comedian who peaked in popularity when he starred in a number of films
in the 90s. He is certainly the best known of the three comedians.
Celeb 3 went over to sit with Celeb 2. On the way over, he waved and called
out to Celeb 1: "Hey Bro!" Well, Celeb 1 is no fan of Celeb 3. Last year,
Celeb 3 had spread false rumors about Celeb 1 being a drug dealer, and Celeb
1 lost a bunch of gigs a a result. Celeb 1 went ballistic. "Hey fuck you,
you fucking assholel! You tried to get me banned from The Comedy Store, and
you told people that Im a drug dealer! Fuck you! I lost work because
of your lies! You took food out my kids mouths! Dont you fucking
Hey, Bro me! Im not your fucking Bro! Dont you dare
talk to me! Dont you even fucking look at me!" Celeb 3 was stunned
but had no comeback. He looked down uncomfortably at the floor, mumbled something
to Celeb 2, and walked away. Celeb 1 couldnt help but throw one last
taunt at him: "Yeah, youd better run, you fucking weasel! Why dont
you run back to Mommy? Shes the only reason youre still working
in this town!" Half the patrons in the coffee shop were stunned by the encounter,
while the other half giggled over having witnessed a great verbal
smackdown.
Celeb 1: David "Burger" Burger
Celeb 2: Kirk Fox
Meltdown Actor: Charlie Sheen
Celeb 3: Pauly Shore
Celeb 3's Mommy: Mitzi Shore (founded The Comedy Store)
188.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/25
Which female TV personality fired her make-up artist after 11 years because
she chose to stay home with her sick son instead of going to work on the
day of a big breaking news story? The makeup artist explained that her son
was sick and couldnt work, but found a replacement. This was not a
good enough answer for the difficult journalist so she fired her.
After which she closed down the makeup room for four days to audition new
makeup artists, before selecting a temporary replacement that had been working
with a different talent who was away from work for an extended period.
Now, that anchor has returned, the search has started again! But be warned
artists this news magazine host, isnt easy and if you
have children, do not apply!
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor who achieved such results only thanks
to a franchise and has since been demoted to B-, and maybe even C+ has had
a tough time getting work. He has been booked for a few things in the past
year but has been such a drunken mess that no one wants to work with him
any longer. When you can't remember your lines, show up to work late and
throw up over your co-workers, then you don't get hired.
HINT:
It's not Shia. This actor solely owes any fame he has to the franchise role.
He was in nothing before it. Hayden Christensen
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#2**
This recent reunion between celebrities was because the lesser known, female,
in the couple begged and pleaded and made a secret financial deal for the
male member of the couple to show up and be photographed with her. The male
member has been telling friends that if he was a talking man there are a
lot of things he could and would say and that it is getting harder to keep
everything inside. Oh, please tell.
Kim
Kardashian/Kanye West
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#3**
This set of two married couples is A list and they always used to do everything
together. It was always a strange pairing of couples, but it seemed to work
for them. Over the past year though, there have only been two occasions and
on both, the wife of the lesser known celebrity male was not there. Reason?
She told her husband that she has a thing for the more well known celebrity
male. There have even been rumors the pair hooked up.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Chris Martin and Jay-Z/Beyoncé
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#4**
This former A+ list celebrity/sometime B- list actress is still A list in
the mind of many but it is all based on her past and her legend. She has
been a mess for sometime and because of that, quietly sold off most of the
rights to almost everything she has ever done. She blew through all that
money and now can only get money by performing which is always a very shaky
proposition.
Liza
Minelli
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#5**
This controversial former almost A list mostly television actress who has
had a dry run after a very long run on a very hit show was out at dinner
the other night and started yelling at her husband right there in front of
everyone. She had a bit to drink and was calling him a loser and piece of
shit. When he tried to get her to go outside or to keep quiet it just made
her even more loud.
Katherine
Heigl
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress from an acting family recently spent
30 days in a mental institution She has spent time in them previously, but
not for this long. There are rumors she has had some very drastic procedures
performed on her because she has long complained of hearing voices in her
head.
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/26 **#7**
This celebrity is fast approaching A list status. He is a tweener. A tweener
who pops up every now and again in pap photos and usually has an equally
famous female tweener on his arm. There was one special tweener he had his
eyes on for awhile and they had some supervised dating. The female is fast
approaching A list status herself but in an entirely different profession.
The supervised dating led to unsupervised dating which led to a pregnancy
scare which led to one last chance at supervised dating. The couple, being
tweeners still found ways to be alone and the relationship was becoming more
and more serious. The parents of the female started freaking out, but not
quite as much as when their perfectly crafted daughter was caught up in a
little bit of a drug scandal which would have rocked the family to the core.
Going through their daughter's phone, they found photos of her boyfriend
doing lines of coke and a bunch of lines waiting to be snorted. The daughter
insisted she did not do any drugs. The parents made her take a drug test
but no one knows what the results were. Meanwhile they told the male tweener
to stay very far away and if he didn't, they would see the photos were published.
They wouldn't have done it though because it would have sent their future
money earner down with him. Cody Simpson & Kylie Jenner
196.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/26
The questionably queer signs may have been there from the very beginning
of our blind items spinning career. Know why? Because this Bronx B-Boy
made his first big break after banging beats (and possibly other things too)
at Studio 54. Thats where this half Italian-half Black Kid could have
met the reported "flaming Queen" whos said to have once had keys to
his Trenton, New Jersey crib. Dont believe me.. Just ask the party
girl who was there, chillin with our blind item back in 2002, when
"a gay dude used a key to open the front door and walk in". Heres the
drop: "Dave was like, Oh thats just one of my friends. I let
him stay here for a couple of days. I was like, A couple of days?
And he got a key
a flaming Queen? Wait
theres more!!!
Our party girl says while she was at the crib, she overheard our mystery
DJ arguing with Puffy over the phone. According to our source, the beef stemmed
from Puffy owing our blind item $30K for a show he did. Heres that
drop: "Instead of sending the money Puffy sent Dave flowers, apologizing
for the delay. Dave asked me what I thought about the flowers. I said, he
probably knows that a gay guy has keys to yo house! Now, were
curious what kind of Track this blind item was really a Master of. Can you
guess who Im talking about? Kid Capri
197.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/26
I thought your advice helps? This Counselor is finding her words of wisdom
can backfire, even making people turn against the messenger. Iyanla
Vanzant
198.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/26
Which theatrical pop star who has been taking time off to heal from a physical
inquiry has also been battling an addiction problem and checked into
a rehab center. One witness says the person was almost unrecognizable without
all the costumes, wigs and makeup. But was serious about getting help. In
the past this person has admitted using drugs and drinking, but didnt
want the fact that they went to get treatment to be announced, so they did
it undercover while the public and press were focusing on a different medical
issue. Lady Gaga
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/27 **#1**
The bearding just became too much for this celebrity. You would have a tough
time guessing her name, but she recently split with her gorgeous B list mostly
movie actor "boyfriend," because he has pretty much given up on even pretending
they are in a relationship and she didn't want to be dating him when he
officially comes out. Considering what he has been doing the past two weeks,
it should not be long before he does. Jake Gyllenhaal/Emily
DiDonato
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/27 **#2**
This barely B list mostly movie actress from a huge franchise and a huge
tv show has fallen off the wagon in a big way. Non-stop drinking has got
her back to her old ways which include screaming at people all the time and
passing out wherever there happens to be solid ground.
Michelle
Rodriguez
201.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 04/27
Which beautiful celebrity who has always been known for her gorgeous looks,
although maybe never more than as she has grown older, has a dirty little
beauty secrets that she never talks about. She is always happy to pass on
advice about diet and exercise, however the one beauty tip this star
doesnt want the public to know about is that she has been getting colonics
for years. She has "pooped" years away, without saying a word. Only her closest
friends and family know about her real tip for staying thin and getting great
looking skin and of course those that have seen her exiting a certain
"spa" on Spring Street in New York. A place that is not unknown to many
celebrities included one that popped a tube into the bottom of someone who
once declared they were the "king of the world"
Beautiful
celebrity: Gwyneth Paltrow
"King of the World": Leonardo DiCaprio
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#1**
For the past three days, this married B list celebrity/athlete has been spending
time with two different strippers/possible escorts while in his hotel. His
almost A list celebrity wife had originally planned on going on the trip,
but had a work commitment that she thought was more important.
Khloe
Kardashian/Lamar Odom
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#2**
If you are a fan of almost network hits, that means you are probably a fan
of this B- list mostly television actress. Someone should probably warn her
that the C list actress/celebrity she thinks is her friend has already slept
with the B lister's actor boyfriend. This was not a one time thing either.
HINT:
Apparently the B lister did find out about it when her short time boyfriend
spilled the news to her. He knows everything about what the C list
actress/celebrity does. And yes, he has watched the C lister in action too.
B- list
actress: Nina Dobrev
Short term boyfriend: Derek Hough
C list actress: Julianna Hough
Actor boyfriend: Ian Somerhalder
Show: "Vampire Diaries"
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/28 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner/nominee has
just fallen off the abyss. She went from mostly straight and narrow to party
animal in what seems like a week. For the first time in forever, our actress
saw a friend who she used to see almost every day and has been blowing off
for the past six months. Because she had promised the friend she would help
with something she finally saw the friend this week. Our actress spent the
entire time drinking complimentary champagne in between trips to a bathroom
to do lines. When the bathroom was busy, our actress found a corner of the
room and pretended to look through her purse while bending over and doing
lines.
Jennifer
Lawrence
205.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 04/29
This CNBC program surrounding certain Americans criminal practices
of one of the seven deadly sins may be well into its sixth year on
the network, but its reported to soon be coming to an end. Know why?
Because reports reveal poor ratings are leading to the docu-series
demise. Dont believe me.. Just ask Stacy Keach. This is bad news!!!
Know why? Because were talking about one of our favorite shows! Does
ratchet reality TVs reigning spot continue to knock conscious programming
out the way? Of course! Dont believe me.. Just ask Mona Scott Young.
"American Greed"
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#1**
There are a lot of good stories coming out of the Boston Marathon tragedy
and someone who is not necessarily known for being a really kind person has
contributed to the kindness coming out of the tragic events. He is A+ list
for sure. In fact, some would say that this celebrity was the most A+ a celebrity
could ever be. Anyway, three people he only knows slightly all were running
in the Boston Marathon. One of the people, who he knew the best is on her
7th surgery and is still in critical condition. Her sister lost her leg and
her husband suffered 3rd degree burns because of the explosion. The celebrity
has offered to not only pay their medical bills but to fly them home on his
private jet and take care of them once they get back home until they all
are at full health.
Michael
Jordan
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#2**
This former B list celebrity and now about a C lister from a hit show that
is no longer, is finding out the hard way why you don't take steroids to
get pumped up. Well, the other hard way is that he really can't get hard
with his significant other which has caused him to go violent on her in the
past which is also why you should not do steroids. Ronnie and Sammi "Jersey
Shore"
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#3**
This A list acting couple might not be ready to actually declare they are
getting divorced, but their visitation schedule is in effect and the B list
actress has been spotted with her girlfriend while the A list mostly movie
actor has been trying to stay quiet with his extracurricular activities.
Will and Jada Smith
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#4**
It turns out this former B list celebrity pair have more in common than what
was originally thought. One is a former B list celebrity turned nobody and
the other is a former B list celebrity turned find me some way to stay in
front of the camera however it can be arranged and while you are at it, find
me a young guy to be with in it. It turns out that the two discovered this
week they have both slept with the same guy. Neither knew until the press
found out about one of the two having sex with the man.
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actor was up to his old ways this past weekend.
Not only was he back on the bottle after a year long dry spell, but he also
took two women home and he had vowed to never combine the two again. Last
time he did, he ended up with a baby.
Owen
Wilson
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#6**
For the first time that I can remember, this former almost A list mostly
television actress who has had some roles in some great movies but is best
remembered for a hit show or two she was on showed up to an event with her
girlfriend on her arm. Well, not on her arm, but with her which is a first.
She didn't talk about it and they didn't kiss, but there was some hand holding
and a lot of affection. Good for her. I hope she comes out.
(hint:
She has been married. A tenuous connection to one of the stars of
Entourage.)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/29 **#7**
For a six month period a few years back, this A list mostly movie actor who
has come dangerously close to dropping to B list almost killed himself by
his actions. The actor, foreign born and a big star all over the world found
himself at a party where he met a C list celebrity. 90 minutes after meeting
her, they were in bed together, and that included 45 minutes for traffic.
Six months later he was a shell of the man he was before he began seeing
her. With his dating of the celebrity, our actor spent night after night
awake having sex with the celebrity. This led to drinking which is never
good for this particular actor. This led to more serious substance issues
to keep him awake during filming, when he showed up. The movie he was working
on at the time had to change its schedule numerous times because the actor
would not show up, or if he did would be hung over and exhausted and none
of that includes the times he was too busy having sex with his celebrity
on set to be bothered to come out until he was finished. He has said the
sex was like nothing he ever had before. She did things he did not think
were possible and would often show up with one or two women in tow to try
and make it even crazier for him. A couple of times he suspected she was
also with other guys despite all the time they were spending together. That,
coupled with the fact his agent said people were talking about not giving
him the role he wanted for his next movie because of his actions on the one
he was working on, eventually caused him to dump her, but she had a surprise
left up her sleeve which he would discover later.
Benicio
Del Toro/Kimberly Stewart
213.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/29
Many people think that this celebrity is gay. Let us set you straight on
this. He is not gay. He is actually bisexual. Sort of. Yes, its
complicated. In public, he only dates beautiful women. Although he is nice
to them, spends time with them, and spends money on them, he rarely has sex
with them. And then there are only two rules: He can see any man he wants
on the side, but she is allowed to date only him. And, after the relationship
is over, she had better keep quiet. He has sex with both men and women, but
its not frequent or intense or especially satisfying, and its
never as part of a long-term, committed relationship. The women he dates
arent even sure of their role. They are not sure if they are his beard,
his pal, his prop, or his real girlfriend. His exes all describe him the
same way. "He is not totally gay, but we only had sex a couple of times.
Its not even like he is bisexual. Its more like he is asexual."
Even more interesting is the way that two past girlfriends described what
it was like having sex with him. One said he was "bunny fast." Another described
it as "like being poked with an annoying rubber pencil." With ringing
endorsements like that, why do women date him or stay with him? Hes
good looking. And famous. And very rich. And very connected. Too bad that
last trait hasnt helped too many of them progress further in the industry.
So, in conclusion, he is either gay or straight or bisexual or asexual. The
women he dates are either his beards, his pals, his props, or his real
girlfriends. That clears things right up, doesnt it? Leonardo DiCaprio;
George Clooney; Bradley Cooper; Ryan Seacrest
214.
ALLIE
IS WIRED 04/30
This A-lister who was recently in the tabs for letting her true colors show
once had a flight attendant fired for getting too friendly with her now
ex-husband? Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillipe
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#1**
This almost A list mostly movie actress is getting married soon. Very soon.
Invited to her wedding is a guy she has been seeing on and off over the years,
including while she has been with her soon to be husband.
Keira
Knightley/James Righton
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **2**
This A list couple is recently married. He (B list celebrity who can be A
list when with others) has been in this spot before for beating his B list
mostly movie actress wife. The couple is in therapy together. She is living
in a guest house and hotels. She has taken off her wedding ring and only
sees him on their way to and from therapy and sometimes at his events. Sometimes.
When he really begs. I think he might wear a hairpiece, but have never been
able to confirm it.
Carey
Mulligan/Marcus Mumford
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#3**
This A+ list celebrity who really could not have enough ++ after his name
to show how ++ he is, has had a steady stream of female visitors since his
celebrity wife has become busy with her latest project. He loves this time
and says he has learned to enjoy it. One of his visitors is a B list celebrity
who seems to be seeing him much more frequently than in the past.
A+
list celebrity: Jay-Z
Celebrity wife: Beyoncé
B list celebrity: Adrienne
Bailon
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actress had to come clean with producers who wanted
to shoot some half naked shots of the actress for her latest movie. The shots
were supposed to be last week, but had to be postponed because her entire
back and upper thighs are covered in bruises from her very rough boyfriend.
All consensual. All will be revealed too.
Scarlett
Johansson
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#5**
This former B list reality star/singer wannabe freaked out her latest guy
by always calling him daddy and had photos in frames of her dad everywhere
around her place. Well over 20 by his count.
Brooke
Hogan/Cowboys center Phil Costa
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#6**
This former B list mostly movie actress who is now off the deep end has been
leading on her former female co-star into thinking the two are going to hookup.
Our actress has no such thoughts in mind, but loves playing the game.
Amanda
Bynes
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/30 **#7**
This actress used to be A list. Maybe even A+ list. An Academy Award
winner/nominee. Everyone always thinks it was one thing that brought her
down to B- list, but it really wasn't. Although she has talked about some
things in her past, she has never discussed what really brought her down.
About a decade ago now she was confronted by her past. She had forgotten
part of her life and only when she went through therapy did it come out.
As a pre-teen she had been molested by a close family friend. A neighbor
who would watch her after school. She says that for almost an entire year,
she was subject to his advances with no one there to protect her and he had
her alone everyday after school for several hours. After she discovered her
past, she was unable to work. She was unable to cope. Drugs, especially
prescription ones became her life. She numbed herself for years and watched
her star slowly fade. She had no interest in guys and when she would date,
it was because her friends forced her too. She has not been with a guy in
many years and says she can't stomach the idea of being with anyone after
what she remembered. Her career is starting to resurrect itself and she has
spent time in mental institutions over the years. She has slowly weaned herself
off all drugs and says she is starting to actually feel alive again. Still
nowhere in sight she says though is any relationship with any guy other than
being friends.
Winona
Ryder
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