NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/01
There have been a lot of break ups lately, and we hear that there is another
one coming! This celebrity is very beautiful and has been famous for
over 20 years now but her taste in men has always been questionable.
Her spouse is not exactly a model husband. She has primary responsibility
for earning the money and raising their child/ren and keeping the family
together
while he does little except cheat on her! He was cheating
on her while they were dating, and kept cheating right through their marriage.
In retrospect, it was pretty naïve of her to think that he would change
once they got married. One additional interesting aspect of this split is
her long-time friendship with a very famous actor. The actor has become friends
no, make that very good friends with her husband, so it will
be interesting to see which half of the couple he will support after the
split.
Wife: Cindy Crawford
Husband: RandE Gerber
Actor Friend: George Clooney
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#1**
This celebrity is still considered a Tweener I guess. No one outside the
Tweener age really likes him even if he is getting outside that age. Anyway,
his people have been calling all kinds of attention to themselves in the
past week as they try and get some Adderall for their boss. Apparently they
had enough to last for their current needs, but someone thought they were
being raided and flushed hundreds of pills down the toilet. The boss wants
his Adderall. It is his current drug of choice, despite what the media discusses.
Justin
Bieber
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#2**
It is not so much that this keeps saying he is getting married A++ list mostly
movie actor buys pot. I think most of us would be shocked if he didn't smoke
pot. After seeing some of the things he has done, lately, I certainly hope
he was on pot. The very very interesting thing is that when our A++ lister
has gone to buy pot from his dispensary, he has had, for the last two or
three times with him a barely out of her teens blonde and they are all over
each other.
Brad
Pitt
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#3**
This almost A list celebrity chef with her own show was spotted making out
and then bringing back to her hotel room a woman who is most definitely not
her girlfriend. She did talk to her girlfriend on the phone though while
her pickup for the night was sitting in her lap. Anne Burrell "Chef Wanted
with Anne Burrell"
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#4**
This actress is almost A list and is mostly movies. This other actress is
B+ list, but a far better actress and knows it and is not afraid to let it
be known. She does mostly movies. Both of our actresses nearly came to blows
last night when the B list actress started talking about crap movies and
how Hollywood has gone to crap for making such movies and rattled off two
that starred the almost A lister and several others that starred the almost
A lister's boyfriend. Words were exchanged and the almost A lister had to
be physically restrained from punching the B lister. Apparently the two have
been hating each other for a long time, but being in close proximity for
press has made it even worse.
Almost
A list actress/boyfriend: Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher
B+ list actress: Michelle Williams
Movies: "Ted"; "Friends With Benefits"
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#5**
This B list actress who does movies and television and other things including
theatre didn't believe any of the stories about her C list celebrity boyfriend
being gay. After three months together he still had not progressed beyond
kissing her though and she finally called it quits. He is telling friends
that she couldn't handle him and his needs.
Kristin
Chenoweth/Jake Pavelka
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#6**
This almost A list mostly movie actress has been talking smack about her
ex-husband. Lots of smack. Her ex-husband is an A list mostly movie actor
who just got married again. Our actress has been really experimenting with
her sexuality lately with some of her more recent lovers. Anyway, she says
that her ex-husband was the most boring lover she has ever had. Ever. Once
she got over his good looks, she got tired of the five minutes spent in
missionary and her complete lack of any kind of satisfaction for her.
Scarlett
Johansson/Ryan Reynolds
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#7**
If you have ever wondered how this C+ list mostly movie, but will take whatever
you give her actress found her latest helper it is because his son used to
be her PR/bag man. Want a story or interview with the actress? You paid her
bag man in cash and he would then pass it along to our actress after taking
his cut.
C+
list actress: Lindsay Lohan
Helper: Mark Heller
His son: Michael Heller
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#8**
Over the past year, this A list reality star/celebrity has been hit with
tons of stories about the breakup of her marriage. It is way worse than anyone
thought. Her management team thinks they know everything, but they have no
clue. None. That is because our celebrity keeps everything to herself. She
doesn't trust anyone and this is why she has got away with having her own
fling on the side. Why hasn't she cared about her husband straying? Because
she can't call the kettle black. She just ignores it all and lets her management
team fight for her. She has been hooking up with this B- list celebrity who
is not really a poster boy for fidelity in his own right. The two met through
mutual friends and have been almost inseparable. Between her husband at work
and her promotional duties and her lover's ability to go anywhere at anytime,
they have spent a ton of time together. Plus, they can even do public things
together because they have a very good excuse. They see each other and spend
more time together than she does with her husband. At this point she is biding
her time to make sure her lover is only loving her and then she plans to
spring the news on her management team and leave her husband. Of course she
will say it is because of his faults and will make sure none of hers are
revealed.
Khloe
Kardashian/Lamar Odom (this was before any of his affairs or her rumored
affairs hit)
10.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/01
These Kids are getting a little older and a little more out of control. Kids
with their own money sometimes don't want to listen to family. The Relatives
are trying, but the Kids are branching out. The Family fears maybe too much,
too soon.
Michael
Jacksons children Prince Michael and Paris
11.
POPBITCH
03/02
(British blog) Who is 'bitchforu18'? The celebrity who was prowling around
Gaydar chatrooms on Monday, posting such delightful messages as:
bitchforu18: I NEED SOMEONE TO COME AND NAIL ME
bitchforu18: I'm drunk willing
bitchforu18: im an actor
bitchforu18: well know
bitchforu18: I NEED TO BE FUCKED NOW, IM IN SOHO. IM GOOD LOOKING, DEFINED,
29 AND GOT A FAMOUS FACE. IM ALSO SO
FUCKING DRUNK. WHYS IT HARD TO FIND SOMEONE TO BREED ME??
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#1**
This reality star is B list. His girlfriend is B+ list. He is a jerk. I hate
them both. They were in a store the other day and decided to buy something
that cost $42. Apparently they made millions of dollars last year and they
decided to ask if they could have a discount. Not in a nice way either. With
cameras rolling the guy asked, "Can we get a fucking discount?" The owner
said no. Bless you. I would have kicked them out.
Kourtney
Kardashian/Scott Disick
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#2**
It turns out this newly minted C-/D+ list celebrity for all the wrong reasons
has way more things on film then anyone suspected. If you had drugs, she
would do anything for them. Still will. She has been getting paid for sex
long before she was ever legal.
Melissa
King/Miss Teen Delaware
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#1**
Apparently they have to be seen to be believed, but they do exist. There
have long been rumors that this foreign born A+ list celebrity/athlete/model
plays for both teams. At one point there were photos of our celebrity making
out with another man which were bought by our celebrity and some of his
endorsement partners. Those are gone forever, but from the same party another
group of photos has emerged which show him shirtless and with a man in his
lap that he is making out with. Cristiano Ronaldo
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#2**
This former almost A list actor who now does mostly movies, but got all of
his fame and chances at headlining movies from a television show is set to
come out. He has always stayed in the closet because he was afraid it would
harm his chances of getting leads in romantic comedies, but no one is hiring
him anyway. You wouldn't think it by looking at him, but people who have
seen his peen say it is the largest they have ever seen. One of his former
co-stars who is now an almost A list movie actress once saw it and said she
could not believe it was real and thought the prop guys had done some Boogie
Nights magic.
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#3**
A new memoir is being passed around town. It is written by this former almost
A list actress from back in the day who did not do too badly in the awards
department. Anyway, she has already been down this road before, so to make
a buck she is having to share more family secrets. How about that a family
member used to have to buy drugs for not only his dad, but also his mom and
the son and the mom would do them together. Later, the son and the dad would
do them together, but the new news is that the mom would do coke and meth
with her son.
Tatum
O'Neal
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#4**
She is not at the coke mom stage yet, but this former C list celebrity who
is the offspring of an A list celebrity used to do more coke than Steven
Tyler. She got clean at a very important part of her life, but now is back
doing coke. More and more everyday. Glad she has a nanny. Kimberly
Stewart
18.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/04
A whole lotta bitches have jumped ship on this blind item. Know why? Because
our mystery man once admitted, "Ill hit a woman first, before Id
hit a man." Dont believe me.. Just ask his ex-wife, Michelle
who may agree his acting pimp role is yet to have left him. Long before he
landed his success on the silver screen, our blind item once hustled his
flow by picking up Cocos baggage carrier, Marc Giveand, upon the Ice
Loves Coco cast members first 1995 landing at LAX. Its
a task were told our blind item met, under the strict order of his
"Scrubs" cousin, Donald Faison. Despite his riches, insiders say our blind
item is a filthy man. Its a rep he generating after once following
Colin Farrells lead to not shower for an entire month, in order to
gain further Hollywood success. Now, its only fitting that we call
Colin "Itchy", and our blind item "Scratchy", as the duo discover a Dead
Man Down
Terrence Howard
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#1**
This just about A list married reality star was hanging out with a family
member who is also a reality star the other day. They were attending a function
at a hotel and had another person walk into the hotel ahead of them and advised
the employees that they should not speak to or attempt to speak to the reality
stars. If possible, they should also try not to directly look at the reality
stars. When you think about how these people got their fame, this behavior
is mind boggling. Meanwhile, an A+ list mostly movie actress who I love was
also there and talking to everyone and taking photos and laughing and having
a great time. She also came alone.
Just
about A list married reality star: Khloe Kardashian Odom
Family member: Kris Jenner
A+
actress: Charlize Theron
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#2**
Another bad behavior blind. This time the offender is a B- list mostly television
actress who is only B- because of one show. Otherwise? You would not even
know her name and if her show on that almost network crashes, so will her
career. So, you would think someone in a precarious position such as that
would be nicer to friends and family and co-workers. Nope. Co-workers on
the set of her show say they have never met a bigger diva and makes sure
that everyone waits for her on set so she can make a grand entrance. Every
time. For every scene. Fans who want photos? Only if someone from the press
is watching, otherwise she is "far too busy." Says it just like that too.
Who talks like that? The next thing you know she will be doing a fake British
accent. Whoops. Too late. Started doing it in the past few weeks.
Nina
Dobrev
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#3**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress because of a few great roles
in some of the biggest films ever spent the night at a hotel with her boyfriend
prior to taking a flight last week. When the boyfriend went to bed early,
our now C list actress who has always had drinking issues in the past hooked
up with a bartender in the bar right after closing. And when I say hooked
up, I don't mean canoodling, I mean full on sex, right there in the bar.
She then went up to her hotel room.
Kirsten
Dunst
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#4**
This former B- list mostly television actress who gave it up for a different
kind of celebrity fame has spent the past three weeks in rehab. Those occasional
tweets you have been seeing are from her people. Twice since Christmas our
celebrity has been found passed out from too much heroin. Taylor Momsen
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#5**
This B+ list celebrity is on countless television shows. He has also cheated
on his wife countless times. When they went on vacation together he thought
he picked a place where he would not run into any of his former mistresses.
Wow he picked wrong. Not one, but two different women embarrassed the celebrity
in front of his wife. She knows he cheated but he swears that he is through
with it.
Bobby
Flay
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#6**
This former A list mostly movie actor has not been doing as much lately.
A high profile divorce and a lack of enthusiasm about some of his pitches
for new movies have left him in a funk. Of course, that funk does not extend
to him taking time off from having orgies with three of his favorite guys
and also making his female significant other also be there. He likes to watch
her with others. He has given up on having sex with her. His marriage taught
him to just be honest with his partner at the beginning. Eddie Murphy
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#7**
This celebrity has always been one of my favorite people. Take away one really
bad boyfriend decision and the rest is golden. Despite reaching at one point,
almost superstar status, this celebrity has now settled down to a comfortable
C+ where she can be a celebrity and an actress and still enjoy solid A- name
recognition without the pressure that goes with it. Every time she tries
to do something or start working more, the same demons come back to haunt
her. Our celebrity has had several complete breakdowns requiring hospitalization,
but she is very good at keeping her private life private. She has had some
miscarriages with her husband that have even brought more pain and the doctors
think her medications might be interfering with her attempts at getting pregnant.
The problem is that when she stops taking her medications everything gets
crazy for her and she goes through depression so bad that she is almost catatonic
for days on end and then yells and screams at people for the next week. You
would never know it by looking at her and how kind she is to everyone while
on meds, but when she is off them, she is unrecognizable. Mandy
Moore
26.
THE
PEOPLE (U.K.) 03/04
One half of a high profile celeb couple is deeply concerned his partner is
gradually losing the plot after a series of rows. Elton John/David
Furnish
27.
DAILY
MIRROR (U.K.) 03/04
This star swore blind that reality TV was "beneath them". Fast forward a
year, theyre starring on a reality show. Whoops.
Whoopi
Goldberg "Choccywoccydoodah"
28.
MOUTH
TO EARS 03/04
If she could only find love in a quiet place
.This
pop star and her boyfriend are on the rise and back in love . Only if it
could be peaceful. Neighbors are saying that these two love birds get high
and sing to each other in the driveway, fight and even have small parties
with friends. So why is that a problem? Well because it is between the hours
of 12 and 5 am on weekdays. We are told that the Palisades residents are
so fed up they have left notes on the love birds cars and even rang the bell.
As of now, nothing has happened; but lets hope the next step isnt
the police.
Rihanna/Chris
Brown
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#1**
She finally slipped and said something. After two years this former almost
A list mostly movie actress and now probably a C+ finally admitted to someone
that she has been sleeping with this married A+++ list celebrity with A+++
name recognition and would be a HUGE scandal. Gina Gershon and Bill Clinton
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress has decided to take a little self-imposed
break from her husband. The reason? She caught him with his hands all over
a model's breasts two weeks ago. The model was topless. Oh, and they were
kissing too. And a little groping. Way past canoodling.
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#3**
I really don't know how he does it. This A list actor divides his time between
television and movies. Somehow over the weekend he managed to hookup with
this B list celebrity who is drop dead gorgeous. Our actor? Not so much?
Kind of looks like a doll that was left behind by some kid at a store and
no one ever bothered to call to pick it up. She hooked up with him even though
she says she has a boyfriend although the boyfriend really has not been the
same since she admitted she had to have sex with a guy to get her most recent
high profile job.
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#4**
This A list mostly television actress on a very hit show needs some help
for her drinking. Fast. She got so drunk this weekend that she passed out
in a parking lot and had to be lifted by two guys who held her like that
until a cab could pick her up. Oh, and this was at 3pm.
Sofia
Vergara
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#5**
This almost A list celebrity has been telling everyone how happy she is with
her boyfriend and how she hopes they will get married. She thinks he is the
most incredible guy ever. He is a really nice guy and his last two boyfriends
thought so too.
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#6**
This former almost A list singer who never gets along with anyone is currently
being investigated for laundering money for a cartel. Apparently when she
travels to different countries, she is bringing large sums of money with
her and then passes it along to another member of the cartel who entered
the country on the same flights as our singer.
HINT:
She was recently on a reality show that has ended. PROBABLY: Paulina
Rubio "X-Factor"
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#7**
Talk about heart broken. For the past several years, this former almost A
list mostly television actress who has an A+ look recognition but is probably
a B- list when it comes to fame has been the mistress of a Hollywood legend
A+ actor. I wrote briefly about them a year or so ago and how she was in
a relationship that was fake and that she was really getting tired of the
false promises our actor had been making but didn't know what to do because
she loved him. He said that he would leave his wife even though that would
rock the tabloids for a year. She believed him. Last month he dumped her.
After canceling plans for three straight weeks he dumped her. She found out
he has someone new in his life. Now she is stuck with what she calls a wasted
three years and a relationship with a guy who loves her and she can't stand
so she is going to have to break up with him and people will ask her about
the breakup and she doesn't care. She wanted her married A+ lister. There
have been reports that she is talking about spilling the whole thing but
then thinks she will have her reputation ruined because he is so squeaky
clean and she will be the one who looks bad when it should be equal blame.
Tom Hanks/Ginnifer Goodwin
36.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/05 **#1**
NeNe Leakes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is talking smack about her
castmates. And how is she doing that? On Twitter, in the form of blind items!
She is specifically talking about four of her castmates in these Tweets:
*Game time! Guess The Housewives of RHOA! Theres 1 that always has
something negative 2 say abt me?
*Guess the RHOA that claims they gave me something 4 my LA house? I hav the
cancelled check. I dont accept gifts
*Theres a Housewife of Atlanta that has a past she doesnt want
anyone 2 know abt. Guess who?
*Guess the RHOA thats always asking about food & dont need
nothing 2 eat? LOL
1. Housewives who speaks negatively: Kandi (she said on WWHL Kandi never
has anything positive to say)
2. Housewife who gives gifts: Kenya (she claimed that she gave NeNe her dining
room table)
3. Housewife with a past: Phaedra Parks
4. Housewife who doesnt eat: Kandi
37.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/05 **#2**
This funny guy has been the star of a couple of television shows and has
also done some film work. He is currently the front man on a show that broadcasts
on a major network and is a solid performer in its timeslot. While he is
not married, he is definitely heterosexual. He is quite active in the bedroom.
And in the dungeon. Thats right, we said the dungeon! You see, our
funny guy loves a good dominatrix. He has a few different ones that he hires,
and every dom in the business wants him as a regular because he is such a
great client. Why? "He has a healthy sexual appetite, he likes it a little
rough, he never haggles over the price, and he is a very good tipper!" David
Spade; Tim Allen
38.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 03/05
1. Which politician, despite his serious and dour demeanor, is "dynamite
in the sack," according to an ex-lover? John Boehner
2. Which wife of an A-lister refused to leave an LA party until her Breathalyzer reading fell below illegal levels?
3. Which rich recovering drug addict sparked a panic after briefly disappearing in LA over Oscar weekend?
4. What blogger has publicists fuming over the thousands of dollars worth of free goods being swept up at gifting lounges? Lainey; Perez Hilton
5. Which top model is earning mega-bucks being flown round the world on a foreign billionaires private jet?
6. Which socialite and photographer are collaborating on more than just a business project? His hand was seen disappearing into her designer clothes at a Midtown hotel.
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#1**
Two months ago this A list tweener tried coke for the first time. He can't
get enough and because he can't get his hands on the amount of money he needs
to support his growing habit he has been trading some of his possessions
to his dealer. He can always get more of those, just has a hard time getting
actual cash without a reason because of who controls it.
Justin
Bieber
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#2**
This C list celebrity is still trying to make a deal for naming rights to
her baby. Still no takers. They think she will just call the baby another
name in public and will be denied having it repeated enough. Also, they are
worried that her fame will be fleeting and that they will not get enough
value.
Holly
Madison
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#3**
This B list celebrity/reality star had replaced her heroin addiction with
anorexia and had been sober for a few years. Now though? She has her addiction
back and is still suffering from anorexia. She is refusing help though and
thinks everything is fine. You know, because passing out several times each
day is normal.
Nicole
Richie
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actress and still a good solid B+ has been
stalking her celebrity ex for the past few months. Obsessively. Things have
got so bad that her friends did an intervention with her and took her cell
phone away and took her out of the country too.
Cameron
Diaz/A Rod
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#5**
This C list reality star who is being groomed to be A list spent two hours
at a Scientology center with her new friend. If she became a Scientologist,
they would love that. With a capital LOVE.
Kylie
Jenner/Jaden Smith
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor stopped cheating for about four months. Apparently
that was long enough and he told someone the other night that he has needs
and if his wife can't meet them everyday then he will make sure he finds
someone everyday she does not. Mark Wahlberg
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#7**
When you get asked out by someone who is charming and who has been seen almost
your whole life as a star, you feel flattered and say yes. This woman dated
this A+ list mostly movie actor for a month. She called it the worst month
of her life and is trying to warn the actor's latest girlfriend about the
actor. He started off as charming. Kind and sweet, he would send flowers
and call her and send cars for her when they would go out. On the second
date she stayed at his place and he locked the door to the bedroom even though
they were the only ones home. The lock was with a key. When she asked what
would happen if she needed to go somewhere or get some food during the night
from the kitchen he replied, that "She would be fine and that she didn't
need to go anywhere." The next morning he insisted she stay for breakfast
even though she had to go to work. He yelled at her and said that he was
making her breakfast and she needed to stay until he finished. It took him
three hours and she was not able to leave until noon. He insisted that she
take several baths or showers everyday but would not take any himself. They
went out to eat one night and he introduced her to one of his male friends.
When she said more than just hello, he grabbed her arm and pushed her over
to the restroom and whispered that he would hurt her if she disrespected
him again in front of his friends. That she should shut up and never speak
unless asked a question. He then smiled and said they should have a nice
night and when they got in the limo home he slapped her before making her
service him. He then had the driver stop at her place and told her to get
out. A real class guy. Surprised she lasted a month.
Mel
Gibson
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#1**
This B-/C+ list celebrity with A list name recognition left a half of a cow
in front of this A+ list mostly movie actor's hotel door. She also nailed
a note to the door. The note said, "You are dead meat." Apparently she thought
they had something exclusive. He didn't.
47.ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#2**
This one is freaky and disturbing. C+ list reality star who thinks she is
A list. Married. She has been filming sex tapes with two different men that
will accidentally get lost and then show up and she is hoping she will get
the same publicity as that other person we won't like to talk about. You
know, sex tapes and an affair. Is it really an affair though if the actor
husband is doing the camera holding?
Courtney
Stodden/Doug Hutchison
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#3**
This Academy Award winner/nominee B list mostly movie actress ran into a
co-star (A- list mostly movie actress) from a movie they were both in several
years ago. Our Academy Award winner asked the actress out to dinner and she
accepted. They went out and the Academy Award winner made lots of moves on
the other actress which were repeatedly rebuffed. Not to be deterred though,
a new car showed up at the home of the actress the next day in hopes of having
her advances accepted. Still no luck, but the actress did keep the car.
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#4**
This C- list celebrity/actress who would be a D if she was not married to
her A list mostly movie actor husband complains that her husband does not
let her spend enough money to do the kind of shopping she likes to do. So,
she has started selling stories about her husband to the tabloids.
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#5**
This A+ list celebrity/producer/fake rapper loves women, but he likes them
to get freaky with him. One of his regulars was with her girlfriend in an
adult toy shop and she kept saying no to her friend and then finally said,
"___________ likes them to be like a foot long. I honestly don't know how
it fits in his ass."
P
Diddy
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#6**
This former B list mostly movie actress was set to hit it big a few years
back. She stumbled and then righted herself with some more movies but now
appears to have become even more worse off than she was previously. When
you see the woman coming out of the Starbucks bathroom who just used their
sink as a shower like she does everyday, you will probably say, "You were
so good in_______ (HUGE box office hit). What happened?"
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#7**
It is probably the greatest escort service ever devised and this B- list
celebrity was in charge of it. Our celebrity had been escorting herself but
was tired of it and wanted to make more money and also wanted to be a star.
That was always her number one goal. It is why she gave discounts to people
who could give her a break. One of those men who gave her a discount suggested
a way she could achieve both her goals. So, our celebrity found some escorts
who also wanted to be stars and put them together. They traveled the world
and everywhere they went the women would spend a night or two with a very
very high paying client while at the same time they became stars, or at least
the madam did. She took a huge cut of everything and when one of the team
got engaged or started doing drugs or didn't want to be an escort anymore,
she was replaced. For years this went on until there were too many people
who knew and things were getting complicated so our celebrity shut the whole
thing down despite it being immensely profitable.
HINT:
Singing group. The celebrity in charge met her on again off again boyfriend
because of it. He was one of the first customers when she was still seeing
people.
Robin
Antin "The Pussycat Dolls"
53.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/07 **#1**
Is this young franchise actress racist or just insensitive and controlling?
A small group of people was gathered for a private party. When a song by
a popular black artist (now deceased) came on, the actress went on a rant.
"OMG! Seriously? Seriously?! What the fuck is this? I dont want to
listen to this disgusting ghetto music! Change it now!" The room went silent
as the rest of the guests stared at her and at each other shocked
that she would say such a thing. The song was changed, per her demand, and
the actress went back to drinking and partying. She may be pretty, but she
was also pretty controlling and pretty tone-deaf to the mix of people in
the room.
Kristen
Stewart/Tupac
54.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/07 **#2**
While this actor currently has the starring role on a TV show, he is not
just a TV star. He has had many several successful hit projects in different
areas of the entertainment business, likely because every demographic group
just seems to find him so darn appealing! He is probably considered a real
"mans man" to most men; he reminds women of their own husbands; and
even kids like him. Hes not big or tough or mean, but he is just totally
relatable as a father and a husband and friend, which attracts the widest
possible audiences to his projects. It is this perception of him as a
"mans man" that will make this news especially surprising. Although
he has been married and has a child/ren, our "mans man" is either bisexual
or gay. Very specifically, he bought a condo in a large city for himself
and his boyfriend. The boyfriend is very cute and is quite a bit younger
than the star. They were reportedly very sweet and affectionate with each
other while shopping for their little love nest. The star already has one
or more homes in other cities. This condo is where the boyfriend lives full-time
and where the star stays whenever he is in town. BTW, this is NOT The Twinkie
Guy from Hes Really Into
Twinkies...
although both The Twinkie Guy and Mans Man are in the same decade of
life. Tim Allen
55.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/07 **#3**
Actor and part-time psychologist Jada Pinkett Smith dishes out "words of
wisdom" via an "open letter" to "A Friend" about blended families. The letter
which appears on her Facebook page is really a public smack
down.
"A letter to a friend: Blended families are NEVER easy, but heres why I dont have a lot of sympathy for your situation because we CHOOSE them. When I married Will, I knew Trey was part of the package Period! If I didnt want that I needed to marry someone else. Then I learned if I am going to love Trey I had to learn to love the most important person in the world to him his mother. And the two of us may not have always LIKED each other but we have learned to LOVE each other. I cant support any actions that keep a man from his children of a previous marriage. These are the situations that separate the women from the girls. Your behavior is that of an insecure child who needs to recognize her own weaknesses that MUST be strengthened to take on the task at hand. We cant say we love our man and then come in between him and his children. THATS selfishness NOT love. WOMAN UP Ive been there I know. My blended family made me a giant Taught me so much about love, commitment and it has been the biggest ego death to date. Its time you let your blended family make you the giant you truly are. J"
Heres the interesting part: We hear that the "Friend" is actually
another well-known female celebrity! Yikes! This trend of celebrities publicly
airing the dirty laundry of other celebrities (cough
Shia LaBoeuf
cough
LeAnn Rimes) has been an interesting side effect of social media.
Its also fascinating to us that Jada feels that its appropriate
to berate the celebrity and lecture her publicly. Frankly, Jada is the last
person who should be giving the smack down to other celebrities about how
they conduct themselves and run their families. Because Jada sure wouldnt
like it if her personal life was suddenly exposed in an "open letter". After
all, could you imagine if Jadas penchant for "open" things was detailed
in an "open letter" by The Friend? That would be awesome.
The Friend: Jennifer Lopez
The Friends Ex Husband: Marc Anthony
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#1**
This former A list female tweener and still B list celebrity/reality star
used to be best friends with this C+ mostly movie actress. Our female tweener
then decided to have sex with the boyfriend of the actress and called the
actress during it to tell her. Yes, she was wasted out of her mind, but,
because of that she has no female tweener friends.
Former
A list female tweener: Demi Lovato
C+ mostly movie actress: Camilla Belle
Boyfriend: Joe Jonas
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
and not named Catherine Zeta Jones spent two weeks at a mental health facility
within the past 12 months and it was not for a movie role. Renée
Zellweger
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#3**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is now doing television is so hooked
on drugs that she does them on set of her show. You would think that would
get her fired, but she does all kinds of pills and other drugs with the full
knowledge of the producers who feel it is better for her to be doing it at
work then home alone.
Selma Blair
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
has always tried dating guys while an actress. In her previous career though,
before anyone knew who she really was, it was all women, all the time. Don't
even bother guessing Jodie Foster. Charlize Theron
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#5**
This former B- list mostly movie actress who is now a C+ had a fling with
this A list politician after he thanked her for her support.
Stacey
Dash (PROBABLY: Paul Ryan)
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#6**
This A list singer and B list mostly movie actor is always traveling with
friends. Well, at least he calls them friends. The thing is he is paying
them all to be there with him. No one actually likes him all that much despite
how he comes across to the public.
Justin
Timberlake
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#7**
This actress is just about A list. Academy Award winner/nominee. I would
put her at A list, but she does not work as much as an A lister would. If
she chose to work non-stop she would be A list, but when you do one movie
a year or maybe two, it is tough to be called A list as a female. Until not
that long ago, no one really knew much about our actress. She never really
appeared on any tabloid screens and then one day she went from nothing to
headlines blaring. She had broken up one of those perfect relationships between
a couple consisting at the time of a B list actor and actress. Obviously
not on her own. The guy played an equal part. That awkward first moment when
the mistress meets the girlfriend lasted about 30 seconds before the girlfriend
suspected something was up. Soon thereafter the girlfriend was given her
walking papers and the mistress became the girlfriend. It was not even three
months later that she found herself being romanced by this A+ list mostly
movie actor and cheating on her actor boyfriend with the A lister. Well,
at the same time she was cheating on her actor boyfriend with the A lister
she also started seeing her old boyfriend. This is the boyfriend she cheated
on with the actor she was now cheating on with the A lister. So, yeah, you
counted right. She was juggling three guys and they all thought she was being
exclusive with all of them. She did this while filming movies and traveling
all over the world. Until the last couple of years, this was always her pattern.
Cheat and find and cheat and find and sometimes add in a guy from the past
too.
63.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/08 **#1**
Everybody is lying about the casting change on this TV show! Here is the
inside story: One of the stars of a TV show leaked some personal info to
the press about a famous actor. Bad move. The actors friend, an industry
powerhouse who works with the star, was shocked when they found out that
the star was the leaker. They couldnt believe that the star would be
so indiscreet and so disloyal! So Powerhouse promptly fired the star. OK,
well not exactly fired. But Powerhouse told Star that their contract "will
not be renewed." In television, thats basically the same thing as being
fired (minus all the legal fuss). Because the show doesnt want a big
controversy about cast member changes (which has happened before), everyone
is pretending that it was Stars decision to leave the show, and that
Powerhouse is very sad about it. Ha! Those are both lies. Star would never
have left such a cushy job voluntarily! However, they made an unforgivable
mistake by crossing the Powerhouse and being disloyal, and they are now paying
the ultimate price for it. Live by the big mouth, die by the big
mouth.
TV
Show star: Joy Behar
Powerhouse: Barbara Walters
TV Show: The View
Actor: Frank Langella (had shingles that Barbara caught chicken pox
from)
64.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/08 **#2**
Both parties in this PR "romance" are such attention-mongers that we were
a little surprised to hear that one of them actually wants out. He knows
that it is his own fault, but he is regretting the fact that he ever allowed
himself to get into this mess in the first place. He thought it would just
be lots of publicity shots and magazine covers and a pretend engagement and
that it would boost his profile. Ha! Instead, he got stuck in a pit of relentless
attention-seeking that is deeper and more soul-sucking than he could have
ever imagined. And, ironically, instead of helping him, the publicity is
actually hurting his reputation! However, he has a contract to fulfill, and
they are not going to let him make a run for it. All he has to do is look
at her ex to know that she is not going to let anyone make her look bad without
a huge legal fight. Thats what the future holds for him if he cant
get out soon. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
65.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/08
This popular Comedian has been with his babymomma a long time. Even bragging
about that on TV. But lately, the Comedian has been seen out with a lady
he's definitely not just making laugh.
Marlon
Wayans
66.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/08
A certain pure beverage is said to be bridging our Bad Boy of a blind item
to Mark Wahlberg. Thats because sources say, as our mystery man fills
in as the face of the bottled water brand, Marky Mark remains behind the
scenes of its promotion reported to be generate a generous percentage
from his involvement. Thats while our blind item is said to be striving
to keep himself in the spotlight over the project, while keeping him close
to a Hollywood heavyweight actor. This news comes as our mystery mans
music television channel is expected to miss yet another planned launch date.
Know why? Because this Bad Boy is said to refuse paying those set of his
employees in a timely manner. Dont believe me.. Ask Andre Harrell.
P
Diddy
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09
This B- list mostly movie actor has spent the past 48 hours in one big orgy
of women and booze. From the moment he landed, he has not spoken to his B+
list celebrity girlfriend and has just been on a rampage. He also has been
telling everyone that it feels so good to be free and that he never thought
he would escape.
Liam
Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus
68.
BOSSIP
03/09
No wonder this angry bird has been squawking so loud shes got
a chick to feed! It looks like the "Love & Hip-Hop" family is only getting
bigger, because one of the big-mouthed broads on the show has a new baby
on the way. Heres a hint about who it is: Homegirl has worked with/been
with more than a few rappers and isnt afraid to kiss and tell. Shes
also not afraid to make a friend into a frenemy. But who knows, maybe those
hormones are what have made her so hostile! Think you know who it is?
Winter
Ramos
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress and sometime model thought she had her B
list celebrity boyfriend all to herself. He is older and high profile so
she thought she would know if he was cheating if he wanted to. Well, she
has been dropping the ball. Even though they have worked together almost
all of the past year, she never noticed that he and his assistant were having
a little fling. Well, not just a little fling. It has been going on since
he was married and cheating with our actress.
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#2**
This actress is B-. She is hoping her show is a big enough hit to get renewed
for next year. She was on a previous hit show that crashed and burned in
a hurry. She used to be best friends with this wannabe actress who is a celebrity
offspring. They were never apart and then our B list actress kept stealing
all of her friend's boyfriends. Would just have sex with them and dump them
just so the wannabe would have nothing. She also tried to be best friends
with the mom of the wannabe and they became best friends over their love
of pills. Nothing like Adderall to bring together two people. The friendship
ended though when the actress had sex with the mom's husband. He has sex
with everyone though.
B-
actress: Hayden Panettiere
Current show: "Nashville"
Previous show: "Heroes"
Celebrity offspring: Rumer Willis
Mom of the wannabe: Demi Moore
Moms husband: Ashton Kutcher
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#1**
This Academy Award winner/nominee who gets to be a permanent B lister because
of the award but is probably a C lister has lost so much respect for his
wife that he openly hits on women in bars and clubs and asks women for their
numbers as soon as they show any interest in him at all. I don't understand
why she sticks with him. He rarely works anymore and is probably not a joy
at anytime.
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actress who is fading to a C very quickly
had a bunch of projects lined up that did not involve the television show
she was on for so long. As she has been trying to finalize the projects,
she has been getting asked a lot if she is pregnant. Why? She has gained
20 pounds since her show went off the air and producers are trying to find
replacements for her.
Eva
Longoria
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#3**
It is not as bad as The Director's Wife because this actress is not married,
but she has proven herself willing over the past two years to sleep with
absolutely anyone to get a part and she chooses well. She has gone from one
hit to the next, all with no apparent acting talent, or at least not any
more than the other people auditioning. What she does have is a willingness
to sleep with anyone for the role and a name to make sure her phone calls
are taken. I guess that is one way to get ahead. Oh, she is B- now I guess.
A little higher when it comes to name recognition.
Olivia
Munn
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actress with A+ name recognition has no idea what
happened to her dog. She used the dog for publicity purposes and to make
her look like she was sympathetic and then let some friends take care of
it and they gave it to someone else and now the actress has no idea. A reporter
wanted to do a story and the actress has been scrambling trying to find the
"dog she loves."
Jessica
Chastain
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **5**
The cameras never showed it. This C+ list mostly television actress/reality
star is also the producer of her show and gets final cut. While the world
thinks she is this perfectly happily married woman, the truth is that she
was having an affair through the entire series and her lover was always around
but she always had him edited out. The husband is a sucker because he thinks
what they showed is real.
Dina
and Clint Eastwood "Mrs. Eastwood & Company"
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is still always going to be an A
even if she does not work any longer. She might not be able to work any longer
if she keeps sucking down the meth. She weighs barely 100 pounds and has
burned the tips of her fingers so much that she does not even feel the pain
anymore. She might end up dead. If you see her in person she is shaking and
trembling and is in truly awful condition.
Faye
Dunaway
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#7**
Forget about movies with a bunch of A listers in them. If you want some really
crazy things going on, your best bet is to hire a bunch of C+ listers who
used to be almost A because they have money and have fallen so there is usually
a reason. There was a movie in the past few years that fit this bill. It
did not do that well, but I'm not sure what you expect when you hire this
group of people. There was the former almost A lister from mostly movies
who has fallen to C, but still has one of the best voices ever. And great
eyes. I used to have a thing for her. Now though it seems she spent most
of the movie high as a kite. Friendly, but high. One former big drug user
was really well behaved. Still can't act, but he was well behaved. The true
disaster on the set was this former A lister. Yep, he was A list and is now
doing some tiny no budget movie. Bitter about it too. He was a complete a-hole.
He had a mustache that he refused to shave. He changed lines without telling
the director and the director and the actor nearly came to blows several
times. He was constantly showing up on set drunk and crew members discovered
a crack pipe and crack in a car that he was the only one allowed to drive.
Movie:
"Endure"
Former A list actress: Joey Lauren Adams
Former big drug user: Tom Arnold
Former A list actor: Judd Nelson
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/11
Weve talked several times about how this very famous couple was assembled
in a publicists office. We may have also mentioned that the relationship
would end after the DVD was released. Well, the break up is coming, and we
have more precise information for you on the timing! It will definitely happen
before the end of August 2013. Why August? Well, when the contract was originally
written several years ago, the exact dates of the films release and
the DVD release were not known. While they approximated that the entire
promotional campaign would be finished by the end of Spring 2013, the production
company padded in three additional months to the "personal relationship"
contract just to be sure. The contract ends in August of 2013. The film and
DVD are already out, and the promotion is essentially done, so the break
up (which will be very amicable) will happen any time between now and August
with the consent of both parties. Will you see still them together from now
until the breakup? Yes, but rarely. The genuine friendship that the actor
and actress once shared peaked a long time ago and has been going
downhill over the past few months so they are now spending as little
time together as humanly possible. They are done. We have a fascinating update
on the termination of this faux couple! We told you that their professional
obligations have been basically fulfilled, and that the contract could be
terminated early if both parties agreed. Well, weve just learned that
one half of the couple is pitching an absolute fit about terminating early,
and is refusing to let the other party out of the contract! Although she
is the one who violated the terms of the contract and screwed up the friendship,
the female half of the couple doesnt want to let her partner off the
hook any sooner than she absolutely has to. She continues to call and text
and email him relentlessly, trying to get together with him, determined to
keep the charade going, even though he doesnt even want to see her!
Why is she doing this? For several reasons:
One: She knows that she is the one who screwed up the friendship by screwing around with someone else. She keeps hoping that if she hangs on and hangs around long enough that he will forgive her and they can go back to being close friends.Two: She doesnt have many other close friends in her life. When they were a "couple", they spent all their time together and he was her closest friend. She refuses to accept the fact that since she humiliated him he doesnt really want to be friends with her any more.
Three: She knows that he is a nice guy and a true professional, and that no matter how badly she has behaved he wont stoop so low as to publicly berate her, embarrass her, or disclose the terms of the contract. She is counting on that to give her the opportunity to work her way back into his life.
Four: She knows that the fame that she experienced during the height of their coupledom will dissipate quickly once she is "single". You know all that complaining she does about the fame and attention? Well, the truth is that she loves it, and she is scared that once it is gone that she will never get it back!
Five: The contract runs through August. Legally, he is on the hook until then. It takes only one person to enforce the contract, but it takes two to terminate it.
So, if she wants to, she could legally tie him to her for the next few months, force him to make appearances with her, and prevent him from publicly dating anyone else! Now, everyone in this scenario except her thinks that she is being incredibly immature and selfish. He just wants to move on with his life, but he cant until she releases him. So, she is determined, he is annoyed, and the production company reps and the publicists and the attorneys are all meeting this week to try to work out a compromise. We say, "Let him go, Girl!" He helped you achieve fame and fortune and popularity, and, in return, you screwed him over. Hanging on to the relationship tooth and nail just because you legally can now just makes you look sad and desperate. Let him go. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
79.
DAILY
MIRROR (U.K.) 03/11
Which successful female pop star seems to have more bedpost notches than
record sales? Naughty girl! Rita Ora
80.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/11
He may have fronted the face of one American Gangster
but hes really a very married Hollywood heavyweight brother, whos
said to have recently supported a keeping faithful promise to
his wife of almost three-decades. Sources say its a promise which led
our blind item to not only dump 41-year-old actress Sanaa Lathan, but also
force his fellatio-loving freak of a publicist, Marvet Britto, to get to
steppin. This news comes after insiders revealed Britto was previously
smashing our blind item, often granting other women the green light to do
the same in her presence. Dont believe me.. Ask Marvet Brittos
ex-bodyguard/chauffeur, Tony. Hes a man who once extended the King
of Pop an invitation to his home, where the pair reportedly visited over
his wifes homemade chicken dinner. Denzel Washington
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#1**
This couple is B- list reality. Without her husband, the female half of this
equation would be bottoming out at the low end of the C to D range. She also
knows her husband will never leave her no matter how bad she treats him and
she treats him awful. She knows a big secret that would ruin any hope of
a future career for himself. She has also had sex with three of the crew
members who film her show. Apparently she tells her husband about it after.
Cuckold. Coco/Ice T; Kevin and Danielle Jonas
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#2**
This former A list tweener has been doing drugs almost every night. Hey,
tweeners do that, even ones who say they are sober. She thinks she does not
have a problem. She also thinks that cussing out her boss won't have any
effect on her contract renewal. She says she will just fuck him like she
did before. So, that is how she got the job. Interesting. Demi Lovato/Simon
Cowell "X-Factor"
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#3**
This B- list mostly movie actress who would be a C lister if not for her
A list name recognition is taking a pass on doing some press for her movie
because she suspected her C+ list mostly television actor boyfriend has been
cheating on her and yelled at the actress she felt was responsible. Well,
there was also a punch or two thrown and some yanking at extensions. So,
she is attending to "personal issues" while the rest of the stars do some
work.
Vanessa
Hudgens "Spring Breakers"/Austin Butler "The Carrie Diaries"
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#4**
If this B list reality star is shopping at a sex shop, it is not for her
and her man. They are not together like that anymore no matter what it looks
like on the outside. Too many parties. Too many other women. She is scared
to have sex with him, but wants to stay famous. If she was shopping for sex
toys, it was either for herself or you know, that other guy in her life.
Khloe
Kardashian/Lamar Odom
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#5**
This A+ list model has been telling friends that her A+ list mostly movie
actor ex calls her almost everyday and has been sending thousands of dollars
worth of presents to her everyday trying to convince her to take him back.
She has done that before and he kept on cheating. She feels like she wasted
years and years on a nothing guy. She says that she sells his stuff and gives
away the money or just gives away the stuff he sends her. She also says that
he gave her an STD or two. Not lifetime ones though. Bar Refaeli /Leonardo
DiCaprio
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#6**
Surprisingly, it was not his not being sober that caused this couple to breakup.
The reason this C list reality star (B+ name recognition) called it quits
with this D list celebrity with B+ name recognition called it quits was she
didn't get the job she thought she might with her last ditch effort at publicity.
Plus, after a few months he was wondering why they still had not had sex.
Adrienne
Maloof and Sean Stewart
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#7**
It is always the quiet ones that should scare you. This actress is B+ list.
Maybe A- in a good year. Mostly movies. She has been having some work done
on her place. Nothing unusual about that. According to one of the workers
at her place, the actress sits on her couch while they are there. She does
not have on the television. She does not read a book. She just sits there
with her eyes open and does this for the two or three hours they are there
each day. If they have a question, she responds instantly, but other than
that she sits motionless. When her phone chimes with a text or e-mail is
the only time she moves quickly. She always gets a smile and checks and then
99% of the time she goes back to the same motionless pose. One of the workers
also said that he made a wrong turn when he came out of a guest bathroom
and ended up in a guest room. It was not her own bedroom. There was nothing
on the walls, but on the floor laid out as if someone was wearing them were
the clothes of a man. As in six or seven different outfits complete with
tops and bottoms and underwear and socks. They were not new so he did not
think they were part of a fashion thing she was doing. Everyone was too scared
to ask her about it though.
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actress decided to try and show she is just like
the rest of us. She wanted to appear more human and likable so took mass
transit. Showing this was all for our perception of her she kept trying to
get people to film her and her husband and then upload it to YouTube so the
message would get out that she is nice. No one took her up on her offer.
Anne
Hathaway
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#2**
This could go down as one of the stranger hookups of all time. They are both
good looking, but just two totally different people. It is not really blind
worthy except for the fact that some people believe the A list mostly movie
actor with A+ name recognition is still with his cheating girlfriend. So,
technically if that were true, then he cheated on her with this B list
celebrity/reality star with her own show from time to time and a ton of money
from an ex. I'm trying to picture in my mind how this went down. She probably
killed him. She likes to bring out the paddles.
Robert
Pattinson/Kimora Simmons (both in Australia)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who held on to her fame way
longer than she should have thanks to a very hit network show has been writing
a book. Well, she is having people write her a book. The sample chapter she
is having prospective writers write, is about the time she dated this A list
celebrity/reality star/everything else. She describes when she tried to initiate
sex and he told her he had never been naked in front of a woman with the
lights on. I would not be surprised if it was the first time he was with
a woman. I don't know if the act was consummated. She does not have them
writing that part.
Teri
Hatcher/Ryan Seacrest
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#4**
This female, married, B- list celebrity/reality star is having an affair
with this other B- list celebrity/reality star. The thing is he does this
every six months or so and moves on. She thinks it could be love.
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#5**
This celebrity is B+ list. Name recognition is probably A. You probably would
not recognize her on the street if you saw her. Well, you might, but she
would be the one that twice in the past week has ended up passed out drunk
in the street. Not in front of her house either. We are talking about once
at the base of a bus stop sign and two nights later in front of a bench.
Apparently she could not make it on to the actual bench. This will be revealed.
Ke$ha
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#6**
This B list celebrity couple who only achieve such a lofty place together.
Separately they are C listers barely hanging on to his past fame. Married.
Kid/s. She thought they were going to be together forever. He thinks she
is trying to grab any speck of fame she can and wants someone who will just
be quiet and do what she is told and she promised fame was not what she wanted.
Fights that have caused him to live with family members recently. Screaming.
She puts a happy face on everything and I did not realize she was that good
of an actress. I can't believe the police have not been called to their house,
the fights are that bad. They both hate bad publicity though, so maybe they
realize what would happen if the police were called. Nick Lachey &
Vanessa Minnillo
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#7**
Back in the days of the studio system and favorable coverage from every news
outlet, a high profile actress disappearing for a few months to give birth
was not all that uncommon. Also helping is that there were not the paps you
see today. An actress could wait a few months before disappearing and no
one would know. Today though, it is much harder. Jamie Lynn Spears tried
to get away with having a baby and not letting anyone know just because of
the circumstances. I wonder if she has told her soon to be husband the truth
about everything. Anyway, that is a story from the past. A great one but
several years old. Now, to the present. This actress is not A list. She is
a nice solid B lister from a very hit show with the tween crowd. Not a Disney
person so you can take away those guesses. Not even a Disney show. The actress
was dating a D list celebrity with a famous connection. At the same time
she got drunk one night and had sex with that famous connection. Complicating
matters further is that about a week after that happened she had sex with
an A- list mostly movie actor. Three guys. One positive pregnancy test. Oh,
and filming still ongoing on her show. What to do? It would have been one
thing if she knew who the father was. She was honest with all three guys.
Well two of them. The famous connection told her to fuck off. Her boyfriend
broke up with her and the A- list mostly movie actor did not think it was
a big deal. He is still in her life. The other two? Not so much. So, with
no idea of who the dad is, the pregnancy news could not get out. This was
not going to look good for anyone and the whole don't want to name the baby
daddy thing was not going to work. So, the show filmed around it and most
people who work on the show had no idea. She then filmed some scenes for
another project and then disappeared for two months to have the baby. She
had the baby and the baby stays with her cousin. As soon as the baby was
born she lost all her weight in a hurry and then had to film something else
before starting her television show again. It felt like during this entire
time she was always going out and being seen, but that was part of the plan.
She let herself be photographed a lot before and after she left and people
never realized she was not there for those two months.
Actress: Ashley Benson
TV show: "Pretty Little Liars"
D
list celebrity: Ryan Good
Famous connection: Justin Bieber
A- actor: James Franco
95.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 03/13
Shes a mega-star who started young and seemed to not be affected by
the child star curse. Seemed to be. But eventually, that shit will find you,
even on a delay. Its the mother. Though the parents were previously
thought to be harmless... the mother now appears to be going full Dina Lohan.
The mother has been hitting her up for cash for a while now, the better part
of a year. To support her own projects, resurrect her own failed dreams,
and her new relationship -- so essentially shes bankrolling her mas
midlife crisis. The daughter can afford it, certainly, and if it was just
the money, it wouldnt be getting out, but now shes being asked
by her mother to leverage her own fame and influence for industry contacts
and connections. Since she cant get a meeting on her own, shes
been namechecking her daughter to get in the door, and when that doesnt
work, shes been pressuring her daughter to step in on her behalf,
jeopardising her daughters reputation. No matter how hot you are, you
dont want to be known as the girl with That Mother. Its becoming
a concern for the daughters management team, as they worry that her
mas increasingly aggressive famewhoring will undo their own moves in
advancing the young stars career. As you can imagine, its a delicate,
uncomfortable situation. She is loyal and protective to and of her family.
But she cannot deny that her mother may be compromising her professionally
and is torn about whether or not to indulge her mothers demands or
look out for herself instead. Shes stressed, and while that doesnt
excuse her mistakes, it does provide some insight about some of her behaviour.
By the way, her boyfriend has been very supportive through all of this, certainly
her most reliable source of strength.
Kristen
Stewart
96.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/13 **#1**
Here comes the intervention! A little late, but late is better than never.
This young performer has been out of control for the better part of a year
now. Drugs and alcohol and bad influences have all caught up with him and
led to a myriad of personal and professional problems. In the next two weeks,
his parent/s, another relative, a childhood friend, an older male star, and
(surprisingly) his ex-girlfriend, will be doing a group sit-down with him
over a recent series of fuck-ups, all of which are a direct result of the
stars bad behavior. So far, no members of his management team plan
on participating. Definitely not included in this group are his new friends,
who are believed to be contributing to the problem. What took so long? Resistance
on everyones part to stop the money machine and/or permanently label
the young star (as a druggie or alcoholic). They know that once he is pulled
from center stage that he may not regain his reputation or momentum. Young
girls are a fickle audience, and there is a strong possibility that they
will move on quickly if this star is out of the spotlight. The group will
try to convince him to take some time off and go to rehab. However, they
are prepared for the fact that he is young and arrogant and thinks he knows
best
and will consequently refuse. And he may do that. He is at the
age of majority, and they cannot force him to anything he doesnt want
to do. So they have a residential facility ready, but are also prepared to
offer a non-residential option that will allow him to continue to meet his
work obligations. In any case, this will all happen within the next two weeks.
If he suddenly disappears for a "vacation" or for some medical problem, he
is in rehab. If he continues in the public eye but seems more lucid, he is
doing the non-residential treatment (but dont expect him to talk about
it). If everything stays the same, that means that he has refused treatment
and will continue his downward spiral. Well know soon enough. Justin
Bieber
97.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/13 **#2**
This famous unmarried couple has asked a famous married couple with whom
they are friendly for a very interesting referral. Given the womans
medical condition, you would think that they would be asking for a referral
to a doctor. You would be wrong. They were actually asking for a referral
for a special effects expert! It seems that they want to buy one or more
prosthetic devices to make the first female either look pregnant
or
to look more pregnant than she is. So, that leaves us with several possibilities:
The first couple was never pregnant but they are looking to fake it; or they
are pregnant and are looking to make the bump look bigger; or they were pregnant
but arent any more and are looking to stall the announcement of a
miscarriage. Whichever the case, they are clearly looking to fake or exaggerate
a condition to gain public support. Given how the first females penchant
for attention, no one should be surprised about this.
Unmarried First Couple: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Married Second Couple: Beyonce and Jay-Z
98.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/13 **#3**
Here is an interesting peek behind the scenes of an international music tour.
This famous performer is getting on everyone elses nerves because he
isnt taking the tour seriously. He is drinking on stage, doing drugs
off stage, and basically treating the whole tour as one long party. Why is
he being so unprofessional? The group points to one person: his girlfriend.
The other members of the group have absolutely had it with this girl! She
stays in the fancy hotels and flies on the private jet, and eats every meal
with her boyfriend (often without the rest of the group), all paid for by
the group. She makes sure that she is with her boyfriend every minute that
he is not on stage. Actually, for several shows, she was literally on stage,
sitting on one of the speakers so that the whole audience could watch her
watching her boyfriend! It was really odd, and members of the audience were
asking each other, "Why is she on stage? Is she part of the band now?" No,
but she thinks she is! The other members of the band and his manager have
tried talking to him about how she is using him and using the band to make
herself famous, and about how she is a bad influence on him, but he is in
denial about all of it. None of this may sink in until he gets back home
and realizes that he doesnt have a record deal. And even then, he may
be too drunk or high to care.
Performer:
Joe Jonas
Group: The Jonas Brothers
Girlfriend (Not famous, but thinks she is): Blanda
Eggenschwiler
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#1**
This former almost A list singer and B list mostly television actress who
had a run of very bad luck must think she is a huge star still. Yesterday
as she walked up to an empty theatre to tape a special there were ten fans
on the sidewalk waiting for her. I guess that is a lot of fans. Actually
they were there to see someone who came a few minutes later, but hey, if
this person walks in front of you, you will ask for a photo or an autograph.
Despite the fact there was nothing going on and the singer was almost 30
minutes early she told the people outside that she had no time for them.
"I have no time for you." No mention of being sorry. Did not even bother
to look at them. She did look good though. The big star who arrived shortly
thereafter stopped to talk to everyone and took photos with everyone and
even talked to them all for 2 or 3 minutes each.
Actress
#1: Brandy Norwood
Actress #2: Snoop Lion nee Snoop Dogg
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#2**
I think this former almost A list movie/television actor who is now a B+
on television would have much better luck hiding his cheating if he actually
picked up women who are more intelligent. This would save the embarrassment
of one of them he had picked up for the night forgetting what room number
he was in and making a scene at the lobby and saying this was her chance
to have him alone and to herself before her friend got there and she had
to share. Apparently her roots looked atrocious. They wanted me to say that.
I don't have hair so don't know what that means.
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#3**
This actor is B- list. Very hit television show, but he is just a piece.
A very lucky piece. Has a bit of a drinking problem. Combine that with a
Napoleon complex and he can get out of hand. Usually when he is at a bar
and about to get in or pick a fight with someone he gets recognized and the
other person backs off. Our actor takes that as a victory and keeps talking
smack as he walks away and goes back to whatever woman he says is lucky enough
to be with him that night. Two weeks ago as he was walking back to the woman,
the guy he had confronted tapped him on the shoulder. Our actor turned and
got punched and went down for the count. Knocked out. It took a few minutes
before someone even went to help the guy up. His act is tiring. Scott
Caan
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#4**
This just about A list mostly movie actress who got her fame on television
for one specific role fired a nanny earlier this week because the nanny was
watching a television show that our actress found offensive and started screaming
about how much she hated it and that no one was allowed to watch the show
in her house and then proceeded to fire the nanny while spittle was flying
out of her mouth. The show is a middling almost network hit.
Sarah
Jessica Parker "The Carrie Diaries"
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#5**
This A list celebrity/singer got the shock of her life two days ago. Well,
it was a shock. Maybe not the shock of her life, but it was good. A buzz
maybe? More than a 9 volt to the tongue though. A radio host was interviewing
the singer and said he would love to talk to her husband and they should
call him. Backed into the corner, and unable to think of an excuse, our singer
agreed and when the husband answered and she said hello, he said, "How come
you have not called or texted in three days?" Then she said she was on a
radio show. The management was kind enough to delete the first part when
it aired for broadcast later in the day. So, at least for now, her secret
is safe from the public. She loves the married image, just not being married.
Carrie
Underwood
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#6**
Even couples that everyone loves and who seem like they will last forever
have their issues. This couple is a combined B list. I think the fact that
they work together and live together and spend 24/7 together is taking a
toll. At least on him. Both actors, he has had more success lately and relished
the chance to get out on the road for a week without his girlfriend who is
usually attached at the hip. He took an unidentified blonde who has been
with him every stop. Friends? I suppose but the one time they were seen together
she was sitting in his lap and kissing him. She could have thought he was
Santa I suppose.
Bridgit
Mendler/Shane Harper "Good Luck Charlie"
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#7**
This former B+ list mostly television actress still has A list name recognition.
That does not mean she is going to recognize you though. In the past year,
this still very young actress has gone from primarily hiding in the shadows
to being forced front and center because of the actions of her husband. Although,
not her husband for long. Is it already over? Too lazy to check, but it is
not that relevant to the blind. Lets just say they split. He moved
on and she moved on. But not really. Her life has become a blur of booze
and pills. I don't expect it, but if you told me one day that this actress
died of an overdose I would not be shocked. I like to think she knows when
to cut it off. I do know that her most recent relationship was over almost
as soon as it began because she was talking to the guy about getting married
two hours after they met. She proposed to him the day after she slept with
him the first time which was on their first date. He stuck around a bit to
get some publicity and to see if she was just kidding that first day, but
it got worse. The more pills and more booze the more she would bug him about
a ring and where they would get married. She even talked about kids which
should freak anyone out and lets us all be grateful that she has a love of
nannies. She thinks she is fine, but would give Kim Richards a run for the
I don't understand a word you are mumbling award.
106.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/14
This TV Star used to think that he was oh-so-critical to the success of this
TV show. They couldnt possibly succeed without him! He demanded top
dollar, slept with practically every female who wanted to be part of the
show, and flexed his power by telling producers to fire anyone who he
didnt think was up to his standards. When people started blaming him
for the bad decisions that led to his shows decline, he initially asked
producers to lie and say that he was not been responsible for the changes.
In fact, tell everyone that he fought against them! Yes
thats
it
thats the story! He really wanted his colleague to stay! And
he even offered to step down to make that possible! He is a hero, not the
villain! And
and
and
Oh, please! According to staff at the
show, this entire story is pure bullshit. They were trying to save their
star, they couldnt, and now the whole thing is such a mess, they only
have one option left: They are going to throw TV Star himself under the bus!
Yes, karma has come full circle, and he is getting the boot. Although he
does have a contract that runs through next year, producers are now getting
their ducks in a row to push him out. They will be offering him money to
walk away before his contract expires. While the buyout will be very expensive,
it would be even more expensive to let him stay and watch ratings continue
to decline. So they are going to bite the bullet, and pay him the big bucks
to go away sooner rather than later. They dont have a story yet to
go with his departure (Illness? Family? Other opportunities?), but were
sure they will come up with some baloney excuse. Oh
one final thing.
He doesnt know that this is happening yet. They will be meeting with
him tomorrow. Yes, you know before he does.
TV
Guy: Matt Lauer
TV Show: "Today"
107.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/15
This Hip Hop Couple are going through it. Scandalous talk is coming between
them. Can they weather the storm? T.I and Tiny
108.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/15
She may be a "rider", and he may be a "roller" but this self-noted
"Bonnie & Clyde" couple could be failing to live the tight union they
portray to the public eye. Thats because insiders say this husband
and wife team live in separate homes. Dont believe me? Just ask the
Russians, who recently uncovered just that. But, some critics suspect the
pairs on-paper declarations could be aimed at snubbing Uncle Sam. According
to those hacked documents, she lives the lap of luxury on the entire 18th
floor of a Miami condo complex while her 45-year-old rap mogul husband
balls-out from a Big Apple spread. While shes soaking up the sun down
south, NYC is where he could be strictly sticking to "cruising down the Westside
Highway" with his 33-year-old former NFLer Johnson, who sources say
our blind item remains linked to. This while insiders say the head honcho
"Fella" is using Justin Timberlake to stay relevant during a shared
cross-country tour aimed at capturing the youth fan base. Following the tour,
sources say he has plans to push one skirt-wearing rapper out the way with
the release of a new album.
Wife:
Beyonce
Husband: Jay-Z
NFLer: Larry Johnson
Skirt-wearing rapper: Kanye West
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#1**
This almost A list mostly movie actor from a nice franchise who has A+ name
recognition was asked if he would like some company from ladies while he
was in town. The actor said that he would skip it because he assumed they
would all be Asian and he does not like to have sex with anyone unless they
are white.
HINT:
His brother feels the same way. PROBABLY: Liam Hemsworth (brother
Chris)
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#2**
This actor was getting close to A list. Mostly movies and some very very
big roles. High profile ones and popcorn type movies. Some of the movies
bombed and lost a ton of money, but our actor does not seem worried that
he does not get cast as much. He still has an unusual name which helps him
get recognized and he is the actor you turn to for all of your recreational
drug needs, including connections to doctors who are very pro-prescription.
He runs a kickback thing with them and makes a ton of money. Our actor probably
makes $1M a year from all of his illicit activities. Shia LaBeouf
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#3**
This actor is B- list. Honestly he should be C list, but he has such a well
known face and voice that you have to put him in the B list range. Huge career
lasting for decades. Always the second banana, but very popular. Did I say
he was aging? Over 60. He insists his latest girlfriend is 18, but she was
telling people at dinner the other night she needed to get home and study
or her parents would kill her. I'm thinking high school student. He plays
big in high schools. Colleges too.
James
Woods
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#4**
Even though this former Tweener who is now a B list actress has cheated on
her boyfriends in the past and had sex during those times, apparently she
is a straight up turn off the lights, missionary person who says she just
does it because her boyfriends want to do it and not because she thinks it
is all that fun. She says, "I would rather just have my life be like Grease,
where we kiss and hug."
Selena
Gomez
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#5**
This show is gold for one network but the two co-stars hate each other. A
lot. As in, if they have to do something together, they will, but otherwise
they don't speak. Both are very likable individually, but one is the perceived
star and acts accordingly and the other does not like her for it and has
called her out on it. The actress who is the less perceived star is probably
going to be replaced because they have deemed her easy to find anywhere while
the other co-star would be impossible to replace with the same kind of talent.
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#6**
This nobody has hit the lottery. He actually could be making for or asking
for a whole lot more money than he is currently getting paid to be the boyfriend
of this A list celebrity. She loves having a boyfriend and the only way she
is going to meet someone who does not work for her is if someone arranges
it. A few introductory meetings and a coffee and then dates paid unknowingly
by her. He gets paid $1000 a week which is twice as much as he was making
at his last job. He is not supposed to have sex with her, but no one says
no to her without a fight so it probably has happened or will. Does this
make him a gigolo?
Britney
Spears/David Lucado
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#7**
This film was huge when it was filmed. Not so much for the amount of money
it made, which was not a ton, but it was one of the first films to ever have
actual sex and not simulated sex. The director thought it would be a great
idea. Now though, much of the cast has died to very strange or unknown
circumstances. There is the B list actor in his own country, who died. He
comes from a very well known family. I can't make this too easy. Along with
him dying of very strange circumstances, his co-star who he had sex with
during the movie and who had her husband leave her shortly after the making
of the film died from unknown causes. These are not old people who died.
They were young. There are reports that several other members of the cast
also are suffering from some of the same ailments, including two who have
been in the hospital for months and that crew members from the set have died
and that it is all being hushed up because of some of the names involved
and who paid for the financing and who is responsible for the virus which
is killing them all.
Movie:
"Pola X"
B
list actor (in his own country): Guillaume Depardieu (Gérards
son)
Co-star:
Yekaterina Golubeva
116.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/15
This Blind Gossip story is too big for just one post, so we will be sharing
bits and pieces of it with you over the next couple of weeks. He thought
he was so lucky. Big career, lots of money, big name, lots of pretty girls
(famous and not) practically throwing themselves at him. Well, Lucky Guys
luck is about to run out! Because his latest girlfriend has a little surprise
for him. It is something that will tie him to her forever. It is not something
that he wanted or expected. And chances are he will find it more shocking
than charming. So will you.
Lucky
Guy/Unlucky Guy: Joe Jonas
Girlfriend: Blanda Eggenschwiler
The Surprise: Nude Photos and A Kinky Sex Tape
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#1**
This former B list comedic actor from a very hit television show has been
reduced to a shell of a D lister slowly going through his big movie paychecks
as he spends it all on hookers and coke.
HINT:
Was on SNL. Has been married.
Chris
Kattan
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#2**
This A list musical group has probably split for good. It is not just one
female diva's demands that have driven the group apart, it is also the fact
that the other diva in the group, a man, has tried to have sex with the female
diva's husband on numerous occasions. He has already had sex with everyone
else in the band, including the female and kept saying he wanted to bring
everyone into his circle.
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#1**
This C list celebrity who is the offspring of A list actor/actress couple
used to be considered the goody goody of the family. Not anymore. Whether
it is being found passed out on the bathroom floor of a bar after drinking
too much and fucking a random stranger in that same room earlier, or her
massive spending on drugs which her mom enables by transferring thousands
of dollars to her every month, this offspring needs rehab. The thing is,
mom and dad are wrapped up in their own worlds. They need to wake up because
the daughter is going to die.
HINT:
She has been in the news the past couple of weeks after generally not being
in it at all.
Tallulah
Willis (daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) (they finally got her to
rehab)
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#2**
This former A list Tweener and now just a B celebrity who is everywhere,
but does not do much to deserve her A list name recognition was hanging out
last week with this B- list celebrity/reality star and her C list celebrity
boyfriend. Some smoking of some pot. Well, a lot of pot. The next thing you
know it is threesome city. I love how she pretends to be the victim in her
current relationship when she is the one who started it all in the first
place. She just didn't get publicly caught.
Former
A list tweener: Miley Cyrus (current relationship: Liam Hemsworth)
B- list celebrity/reality star: Kat Von D
C list celebrity boyfriend: Deadmau5
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#3**
This celebrity is A+ list. Not many who really get higher on that list. She
seems like she is waiting for the day they decide to remake Grease and she
gets cast as Sandy. She has seriously thought of financing the movie herself
to get her dream. This is how she lives her life and her friends would be
so sick of it all except for the fact that the celebrity gives massive presents
to her friends. Things that cost $100K are routine birthday presents. One
friend though said what she wanted instead of a present was for the celebrity
to get drunk. The celebrity likes to think she is cool, even if stuck in
a time warp and thirty minutes and five shots later was drunk as hell and
funny for thirty minutes and then spent the next three hours hunched over
a toilet and spent the night on the bathroom floor. Her friends loved her
for it though.
Taylor
Swift
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#4**
This one is from a few years ago. At the time, this actress was probably
still B list. In the handful of years since, she has dropped down to D list
in the acting department, but she still has A list name recognition and a
list of millionaires who all want to have sex with her. I'm not sure why.
Anyway, she was getting paid to be at an event and got absolutely wasted.
Hammered. She said she was fine though and decided everyone should go to
the pool. She made everyone get naked and then she tried to break into a
pen holding dolphins which guests could play with during the day. Somehow
she got in and instead of being nice, the dolphins started smacking her and
pushing her and she almost drowned. The thing is she had been such a horrible
person all night and to the people at the event who were paying her a lot
of money, that everyone did nothing to help her until she finally got her
head slammed against a cage door and sunk beneath the water. They took her
out and the hotel doctor checked her out. The hotel did charge her $25K for
what she did to the dolphin enclosure.
Tara
Reid ( I think the sequel to Sharknado should be Dolphinado
so they can get back at her for this)
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#5**
This A list celebrity/rapper/mogul and sometime reality star is not a huge
drinker. At clubs he will drink and he orders a ton of booze, but he is not
like Jay-Z who will actually get hammered. There are times though that our
celebrity does. If you are a 18-22 year old gay male interested in older
men and lots of presents, this is your chance. Our celebrity uses his drinking
as an excuse to take a night off from being a ladies man. He heads to a club
and finds some willing guys and then for the rest of the night they drive
around in a party bus while our celebrity enjoys getting wild with the guys
with no one to see and is passing out money and presents and booze and seemingly
at his happiest. When the party is over he drops them back off at the club
and then pretends it all never happened. Just blames it on the booze. P.
Diddy
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor spent the better part of two years drunk and
on pills. He said it was research. It was in a way, but it was also an excuse
for him to tune out his significant other and his child(ren) and the
responsibilities which he has always hated. If it was up to him he would
just live like his hero and people would come to him and pay their respects.
When he was wasted for two years he actually told people that and they were
fortunate to get to spend time with him and that they were seeing a living
legend. Yeah, kind of like the Goopster except she rarely drinks, showers
more and doesn't shoot off guns in the middle of houses.
Johnny
Depp (Hunter S. Thompson)
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#7**
When this former A list movie and television actor who is now still a B with
A+ name recognition gets drunk, he also gets naked. It does not matter where
he is. He knows this and his family knows it. Party and gets drunk? Clothes
are coming off. At home entertaining on Christmas and gets drunk? Clothes
off. Not just down to underwear, but everything. Naked. A big round mound
of jiggling naked flesh. And can be grabby. He gets away with it though because
he is funny while he is doing it. Still though, after years of practice,
he confines his drunkenness to private places.
Danny
Devito
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#8**
This former A list celebrity and now a still newsworthy B- list celebrity/reality
star blames blackout drinking on the following things: Two tattoos she hates;
a marriage; several STD's (one of which still requires condom use which is
why her most recent boyfriend broke up with her); her first lesbian relationship
which she tries to keep quiet (she finds that her fan base of guys does not
like her choice of women, so she keeps women she is with completely out of
the public eye and just dates men publicly); and her biggest love who took
her home one night when she was passed out and she didn't really leave his
house for almost a year. Now that might be kidnapping.
Celebrity/reality star:
Tatoos:
Marriage:
Recent boyfriend:
Lesbian relationship:
Biggest love:
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#1**
This former A list Tweener was busted by a teacher in the restroom of a school
that the Tweener was visiting for a literacy event. The Tweener was set to
read to the kids, but the teacher asked the Tweener to leave after she was
caught doing lines of coke in the bathroom at the elementary school that
kids were using.
HINT:
She does a lot of these types of events and literacy events and needs to
go to rehab
again.
PROBABLY: Demi Lovato
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner/nominee has a new
male lover. As his custom though, the actor refuses to ever admit that he
is gay and instead, this weekend ate several times by himself at places while
not even allowing his new lover to order room service. Instead, the actor
would bring him back coffee and wraps from Starbucks. Our actor is apparently
one of the cruelest guys around when it comes to his partners. Violently
so.
HINT:
Our actor is currently out of the country and made that known this
week.
Kevin
Spacey (in London)
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#3**
This A list celebrity feels he got mistreated by the press in a recent
relationship with another A list celebrity. So, he is getting back at her
by selling stories about her and their romance to a tabloid who is going
to call him a friend of the celebrity. The stories are supposed to be really
really good in a very embarrassing kind of way.
Harry
Styles/Taylor Swift
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#4**
This former B list mix of television and movies actress who is now an A list
head case has been stalking this C list celebrity for weeks. The crazy wigs
and makeup and other disguises are her attempt to follow the celebrity 24/7.
She even bought a place next to his place just so she could spy on him more.
When she shows up at the place next to his she comes in character. She honestly
thinks he has no idea. The guy says that when he sees the actress he has
a tough time not laughing like crazy. Apparently they had sex a few months
ago and she models herself after Rose on Two And A Half Men.
Actress: Amanda Bynes
C list celebrity:
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor has a movie coming out. Well, it was
coming out, but there needs to be some reshoots and our actor refuses to
do it and has said that he won't do any press for the movie either because
he feels like everyone on the crew disrespected him. Well, if he was not
such a crap actor they would not have laughed at him every time he tried
to do a scene.
Ashton
Kutcher (and now you know why it sucked)
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#6**
This B- list mostly movie actor who got his big fame from a hit cable show
was confronted by a woman he has been dating a month who told him she was
pregnant and that he needed to start providing for her. Our actor asked her
to take a pregnancy test, which she did. Positive. Our actor then told her
she is fucked, because it is not his child and handed her his own paper which
shows that he is sterile and unable to make babies. She has tried this game
with other actors before and gets a huge paycheck and then takes care of
the pregnancy.
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#7**
It was not that long ago that this almost A list mostly television actor
was still trying to make it look like he dated women. He liked the impression
that he was a ladies man and he got that impression by dating woman after
woman. He dated so many women because there was never any third date love
if you get my drift. He would just date them until he could not hide it anymore
and then move on. Meanwhile, women all over the world would follow each of
these changes and hope they would be next. He finally has settled down. Of
course the person he settled down with has never actually even pretended
to date a guy and everyone was fairly certain she would just come out. She
is a B list actress. Mostly movies. I think I am being generous in giving
her a B. She might be closer to a C. The couple claims they fell in love
and can't be separated from each other. Well, she has a girlfriend so there
must be some separation sometime. He is not currently seeing any guys and
is extremely hesitant to ever do so except when he is out of the country
and in very controlled circumstances. I'm not sure why they decided to go
this route. It is confusing, especially on her part because she was so close
to coming out. Publicity? That could be. Her old girlfriend knew a lot about
publicity.
A
list actor: Alexander Skarsgard
B list actress: Ellen Page
Her
old girlfriend: Clea DuVall
134.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/18
People are sad over this attractive couples split. Lets clarify
a few things about their relationship. First of all, they were never a real
couple. However, they really were friends with one another. Secondly, the
arrangement worked so well over time, that they actually thought about making
it more permanent. Thirdly, they broke up very suddenly, but it was not because
of a conflict between the man and the woman. The real conflict was between
the man and the womans brother. Thats right! The guy didnt
really break up with her. He was actually breaking up with her brother! She
was just a casualty of the fallout. Why did they break up? One guy heard
that the other betrayed him (we dont know if it was true or not). The
breakup followed very quickly after that. It was very sudden and very ugly.
Finally, all three in this relationship are adults and are professionals
in the industry, so we think that there is a zero out of ten chance that
any details of their relationship or their breakup will ever be made
public.
Guy: Ryan Seacrest
Gal: Julianne Hough
Gals Brother: Derek Hough
135.
DAILY
MIRROR (U.K.) 03/18
Which American star bagged a new boyfriend just after a break-up
by
paying him to be seen with her? Lucky guy.
American star: Britney Spears
Boyfriend: David Lucado
136.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/18
This Lil lyricist may be just 140-pounds, but an insider says it took a total
of six people to hold him down during a recent medical scare. Were
told it happened after the rapper was rushed to the eighth floor of Cedars-Sinai
Medical Center. Thats where a nurse says our blind item was "shaking
violently, screaming, urinating and vomiting" before being placed in a
medically-induced coma over doctors fear he might swallow his
tongue. Sources say a concoction of codeine, prescription medications, and
potent chemicals like anti-freeze are what led his stomach
to be pumped three times. Were told he was released from ICU around
6PM, Friday. Heres what an insider revealed: "His blood work tested
positive for several different things." Lil Wayne
137.
BOSSIP
03/18
This basketball star has been caught with his shorts down on more than one
occasion, but when his wife finally filed "them papers" he seemed to get
his act together. However it seems the reformed cheat has rebounded back
into his bad habits. The baller was spotted in a Southern city dining out
with a statuesque Spanish woman while in town for an away game. Word on the
streets is the baller went to some length to recruit his plaything, flying
her in rather than consort with local talent.
Kobe
Bryant
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#1**
This American League West player is on a new team this season. All-Star caliber
for sure but he is going to need to reduce his partying. The first night
in town he found a strip club and has been juggling two dancers who don't
know about each other. Every night he goes out with one of them and brings
them back to his hotel. Not sure what he will do if his wife decides to visit.
Josh
Hamilton
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress from some of the biggest hits of all-time,
who also happens to be married, did not seem to let that stop her when she
ran into a now C list mostly television actor who can't find work after his
hit series. She was openly hitting on the actor and told him that her ring
was just for show and could not stop yammering about how much she loved his
work. Yes, he was on a hit show, but it required no acting talent at all.
She would not leave his side the entire event. It was embarrassing how hard
she was hitting on this guy.
Nikki
Reed ("Twilight" series)/Adrian Grenier "Entourage"
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#3**
This C list celebrity reality offspring has been introducing himself to girls
by telling them who he is and who he is related to and if they would like
to get with him, they also need to be comfortable being shared with a couple
of his friends too. He is a winner. I have also heard that to see his peen
you need a microscope.
Brody
Jenner
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#4**
Drinking and more drinking and yet even some more drinking. Not only has
this former B list actress gone from hit television shows to begging for
work and wandering the streets because of her drinking, but all those black
and blue marks and injuries she says are the result of accidents are all
because of her drinking. The concussion she got a few weeks ago when she
slammed into the edge of a wall full speed is just one example. Erin
Moran
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#5**
This still married A list mostly movie actor used an escort two nights ago.
He stiffed her. He convinced her he would pay her after and then told her
to get out when he was finished. She started screaming at him and he called
hotel security to have her tossed out.
Josh
Brolin
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#6**
This immensely popular good ole boy show has a cast who all seem to be raging
heterosexuals. Not so for one of the cast members who, despite having a gorgeous
wife, also has a man he sees on the side when he travels to various industry
conventions.
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#7**
He had her parents fooled. That is what she remembers most about when the
man convinced her parents to be her manager. With her, his big selling point
was that she was going to be a star. She always wanted to be a star. From
the time she was 5 she remembered practicing in front of a mirror and could
imagine everyone in the world wanting to watch her sing. She started off
young and was a huge star. Just like she wanted. Foreign born. What she didn't
want was what she got when her manager would travel with her on the road.
He had a wife and her parents assumed that the couple would watch over their
daughter as she traveled the world. She said the first time was when she
was 12 or 13 and she had really just started to develop. She would have costume
fittings and her manager would be there watching as she tried on different
outfits. He would make her change in front of him and his wife said nothing.
Usually when they traveled on the road, the couple shared a suite with their
protege and she would have a room to herself. Beginning at 13 though, the
manager started getting into bed with her. At first they would just talk
and he would sleep. He didn't touch her. Then he started making her sleep
naked and would hold her. By the time she was 14 they were having sex every
night. She never told her parents because he had her convinced her career
would end. When she was 15 she got pregnant for the first time. That was
quietly taken care of and that is also when she started drinking. She still
has issues with her drinking and still has issues with the men in her life.
She doesn't really trust any of them. She has always been cheated on and
for years assumed it was her fault. Through therapy she has realized it was
not her fault. When she finally managed to break free of her manager, her
career did slide. From A list down to B or C list, but she has always had
A list name recognition. Charlotte Church
145.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 03/20
We were all a little sad, I think, when it was confirmed that theyd
broken up. No one sadder than him. But she left him because of his drinking.
It was excessive, and with the experience of her last relationship, she saw
the signs and opted for self-preservation. In addition to his relationship
with alcohol though, he also had an unconventional relationship with sex.
Think...Michael Fassbender in Shame. Along those lines. Though he was faithful
to her, totally, there are addiction issues he clearly has to address. And
hes doing that now, going to meetings, reaching out to another celebrity
in recovery with whom hes worked, as some of their issues are quite
similar. Hes almost a month sober now and, yes, hes doing it,
in part, to get her back which... well... they know thats not the way,
dont they? A few people close to him dont think hes really
taking it seriously if he hasnt committed to rehab. And she can see
that too. For her, this is permanent, even though he doesnt seem to
be able to accept it.
Couple: Jason Segel/Michelle Williams
Other celebrity: Russell Brand
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#1**
This former A list celebrity and still someone with A list recognition is
now struggling to find any way she can to earn money. She got fired from
her most recent gig and spent a good deal of her remaining fortune to try
and mount a comeback. She reportedly is set to file bankruptcy and her family
all want her to go to rehab so she does not have another blackout episode
when she was alone with her kid(s).
Nadya
Suleman "Octomom"
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#2**
This B list television couple from a very hit show is set to make their public
debut as a real couple. They have been teasing everyone for a very long time,
but it looks like the actor in this actor/actress relationship is ready to
leave his wife and confirm what everyone has been guessing for a long time.
David Duchovny/Gillian Anderson
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#3**
This C list celebrity offspring with a lot of money has been getting a lot
of pressure from her boyfriend to marry him. So far she has managed to stumble
through her drug hazes without agreeing to do so, but he knows it is just
a matter of time until she dies and he wants the money.
Bobbi
Kristina (Bobby Brown and Whitney Houstons daughter)
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#4**
This A list reality star apparently caught her A list celebrity boyfriend
in way more than just a lip lock with another guy. It does not seem to have
slowed down their relationship at all though. Kim Kardashian/Kanye
West
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress now but who got her fame in movies
has some boyfriend jealousy issues. They are so bad that she had to drop
out of a very promising project because there was going to be a love interest
for her in the role.
Christina
Ricci
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#6**
This married B- list actress is on a hit television show. Very hit. Network.
Her male co-star is helping her cheat by being her alibi when she goes out
at night. They would never be an item, but he seems to be ok with helping.
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#7**
#1 - This A+ list aging, but still gorgeous supermodel has donated every
penny she has made in the past 20 years to charity. It amounts to nearly
$10M.
Iman
#2 - This model is A+ list and surprisingly young for the amount of time she has been in the public eye. A great name and a great giver. She paid for an apartment building and had it remodeled and converted it into a shelter for battered women which can house 20 women and their kids. Christy Turlington
#3 - This almost A list foreign born male singer from a very famous family has spent almost $1M in the past year financing a job training center where teenagers who have been forced to work the streets as hookers or been homeless can learn skills to get them jobs and a way out. Enrique Iglesias
152.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/20
This television show continues to go through some major changes and its
causing pain for everyone
especially its male lead. The situation is
very fluid, so the strategy has been changing from week to week (or sometimes
even day to day)! Here is the latest: As of today, the plan is to have two
new young costars has been scrapped. Its too risky to bring in two
new people and hope that they have some chemistry. So, the new new plan is
to keep the male lead and bring in a new female lead with whom he has some
chemistry. And what better way to do that than to bring back one of its classic
stars? Thats right, instead of going with a young, fresh face, they
are going to bring back one of the old ones! All three of these contenders
have worked with the male lead before in some capacity. Here are the three
women in contention:
1. This former leading lady just quit her job. She has nothing else lined up for the foreseeable future. Although she has publicly claimed several times that she wont go back and she wants to spend more time with her family (blah blah blah), she is telling friends that it is all a negotiating tactic to return to the male stars side for the really big bucks. She wants the same salary as the male lead which is something that was unthinkable a few years ago!
2. This former leading lady is doing well in her new gig. There is really no compelling reason for her to return to her old show. She is moving forward, and although she has a very good personal relationship with the male star and owes part of her success to him, she doesnt see it as a good career move to go backwards.
3. This woman has great credentials, but she is not owing anything the male lead in regards to her career success. Besides, she is so rich on her own, they may not be able to afford her no matter what they offer.
The network has approved all three women, and is willing to pay a huge
price to lure one of them into the co-starring role. If the partnership works,
the male star can stay. If it doesnt, the older male lead is out, the
older female lead will stay, and she will then be paired with a new younger
male lead. Oh, and will they have to cut the male leads salary to make
this happen? Yes! He is going to have to take hits to both his ego and his
wallet for this strategy to work. This is going to be interesting.
Show: "Today"
Male Lead: Matt Lauer
Woman 1: Meredith Vieira
(left
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire")
Woman 2: Katie Couric
Woman 3: Maria Shriver
Bonus Question: What will be the salary of the new female lead? $25 Million
a year
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#1**
This A list celebrity/mogul has his people offering up multiple reasons why
he split with his most recent girlfriend. All of them blame her. That is
the unifying concept. She got caught after they agreed they would keep those
things quiet. He is ticked because it was perfect for him and he wants to
have her feel some of his pain, but not pain in a broken hearted kind of
way.
Ryan
Seacrest/Julianne Hough (party girl)
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#2**
Whenever this former A list mostly television actor from some huge television
hits turns up at the press appearances, it is because he has done something
embarrassing which could lead to the demise of his marriage. So, he trots
out the family and makes them smile and kisses them and tells the press anecdotes
about his marriage that make him seem like a guy who has the hots for his
wife and not for that barely out of his teens boy from that chorus he keeps
flying out here.
Kelsey
Grammer "Gay Mens Chorus of Washington, D.C."
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#3**
"She is a lying, manipulative bitch and I know she is cheating on her husband
with that guy." A list mostly movie actor describing A list mostly movie
Academy Award winner/nominee actress after spending time with her very recently.
Natalie
Portman/Jude Law "Jane Got A Gun"
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor describes himself as a family man. He must
love families because besides his public family, his long time mistress has
two kids of her own with the actor who financially supports them and does
so with the blessing of his wife.
Denzel
Washington
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#5**
Most of the time an actress appearing on the cover of a magazine would love
to look as thin as possible. However on her most recent magazine cover, this
A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wanted
to look fuller and wanted it to appear she was heavier than in reality. She
says she is going to use it as a before and after for her new diet.
Gwyneth
Paltrow "Self"
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#6**
This former B list reality star who was in multiple reality shows has her
career barely registering a pulse for some time now. She is desperate to
revive it again and calls her agent almost hourly to ask him if he has found
her any work. She says she needs the money and she really wants the fame
again. While she used to ask for $25K an appearance and burned so many bridges
when offered less than that, she is now willing to appear places for as little
as $1000. She even appeared at a Bachelorette party not long ago for $1500
so she could do a Q&A about one of her shows.
Audrina
Patridge
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#7**
This actress used to be B list and is mainly known for her television work,
although she does have a body of film work too. Now she is C list and would
love to be hired for things, but no one really gives her a chance. At the
height of her fame and beauty, our actress was the other woman in five marriages.
All ended in divorce. She said that she preferred married men because they
required less of her time and was way more fun for everyone involved. I gather
this is excluding the wives and families that were affected. Her first known
affair was when she guest starred on a television show. Even though it was
only one episode she ended up having a six month affair with the star of
the hit network show and brought his marriage crashing down and in the process
derailed the actor's career too. In one of her more famous roles, she ended
up breaking up a relationship rather than a marriage. It took her a season
or two of the show before she finally managed to sleep with the star of the
show. Once he decided to go for it, it was white hot and lasted three months.
His relationship and career soon tapered to nothing. One of her more notable
film roles also was with a married man who she started sleeping with on the
second day of filming. He has always been considered loyal to his wife and
they did remain together, but only after years of therapy and the wife attempting
suicide when she found out about the relationship our actress had with the
then A list mostly movie actor who is still considered extremely good
looking.
160.
POPBITCH
03/21
(British blog)
Which married singer with a new album due out has been told by his team to
stop shagging around as it might jeopardise the release? They're keeping
an eye on him from now on. Michael Bublé
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#1**
This B list celebrity has had some issues with sex in the past. To make sure
there are no complications, when a woman agrees to go to bed with him he
conjures up an agreement that she signs and also is videotaped agreeing to
have sex with the celebrity.
David
Copperfield
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#2**
This hit network comedy had to rewrite some scenes earlier this week because
the young B- list mostly television actress who was set to star in the scene
could not stop grinding her teeth because of her need for a coke fix. She
kept insisting she was fine but it was painful to watch so the writers quickly
wrote someone else in.
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#3**
This former A list celebrity has learned to do the true celebrity diet. Snorting
Adderall. I'm sure she will come out and say how she lost it by eating right
and exercising and coming up with some crap diet plan to put in the issue
but it has been Adderall and booze.
Christina
Aguliera
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#4**
Back in the day this B-/C+ list mostly movie actor would try his hardest
to get his A- list significant other to do swaps with other couples. She
rarely complied. It turns out he has no such issues with his current significant
other. She is up for anything and everything and at least once a week they
either swap with a couple or have a threesome.
David
Arquette/ Courteney Cox/Christina McLarty
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#5**
This former A list mostly movie actor has seen his career stall after being
in some very big movies. He will tell you it is because there are no good
roles for him. The fact is, he has dropped to B- because he is a pain to
work with, not a very good actor and his graduation from only booze to booze
and coke is making him a big liability. He does not shower much either.
Shia
LaBeouf
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#6**
This actor who keeps getting treated like an A lister with all of his lead
movie roles but has the talent of a C lister was doing pretty well with his
ladies man reputation. He had a girlfriend. He didn't want you to know it,
but if you asked him point blank he would not deny it. Six months. Going
well until she went shopping and he went down to the front desk of the hotel
to get a new key made. Started talking with the clerk and she volunteered
to make sure it worked for him. Back to the room and naked in a matter of
minutes. Hello girlfriend. Didn't expect you back so soon. Single again.
Gerard
Butler/Madalina Ghenea
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#7**
This female A+ list celebrity is being accused by an ex boyfriend of sending
dead flowers weekly to the home of his current girlfriend.
Taylor
Swift
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#8**
This actress is A list. Definite. Not a question about it and she has A+
name recognition. Mostly television. She is a little goofy. No question about
that. When someone has stars on the ceiling of her bedroom because she likes
to see them light up her room at her age, you have to wonder if she had the
chance to ever fully embrace adulthood. She may try to act innocent or give
the impression that she has not messed around with entire crews before, but
she has. Guys who you think would not stand a chance with this actress get
her phone number. They can text her and call her and flirt with her and if
you make her laugh then you have a pretty good chance of getting to sleep
with her. She likes to have a contest of sorts on the shows she has worked
on and also garnered a serious flirt and play reputation once when she guest
starred on this long time hit network show. The entire cast of men on the
show got one week to flirt with her and do their best to get her attention,
but when that end of the week party happened, there was only one guy who
got to take her back to her hotel. Looking at him, you think to yourself
that the B list actor/celebrity/comedian she picked was kind of an odd choice,
but again it goes back to making her laugh. They dated all of one night.
She is not known for her long term relationships.
Actress:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Guest on network show: "Saturday Night Live"
actor/celebrity/comedian: Chris Kattan
169.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/22
This Dude tried the marriage thing but wasn't good at it. After getting beat
up over it, he's trying commitment again. But, is he talking too much about
it? Slow down cause I'm worried about you!
Tiger
Woods/Lindsey Vonn
170.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/22
We read a lot of gossip reports. The most interesting one we read recently
was that these two actors are planning to elope. Allow us to fill you in
on all of the details
Wait, what details? Theyre not eloping!
In fact, he cant even stand being around her! However, his contract
does obligate him to make public appearance with her, and he is not going
to be the one to break their contract. Thats why you still see pictures
of them on "dates"
and why fans can continue to fantasize about them
being together for all eternity. Their most recent outing was set up by her
publicist. He is always told where to go meet up with her, either at her
place (no, they do not live together), or a friends place. Then they
all go out together in a group to a public, populated place for a couple
of hours. He tries to limit their "dates" to group outings because he
doesnt want to spend time alone with her and he likes having his friends
around him as a buffer. However, there will always be one "private" date
where he has to deal with her "alone" in a public setting. Hey, hes
an actor. If he can fake being a non-human for an entire movie, he can fake
being on a date with her for one hour! If there arent going to be paparazzi
present, the publicist also tries to set up some sort of "fan encounter"
so photos can be taken as "proof" that they were together. He likes it when
the fan encounter happens early in the "date" so that he can go home early.
The photos are then posted on some gossip site a day or two later, along
with some testimonial by the "fan" about how nice they were and how romantic
they were with each other, and his obligation is complete. He will be getting
on a plane to Europe very soon, and is scheduled to start shooting a new
film in April, so he hopes he wont have to see her again for a while.
He really likes being as far away from her as possible. Were telling
you: the contract runs through August. He wants out before then, but right
now she wont let him go. So unless the studio and his people and her
people can all agree to terminate the contract early, he is stuck with her.
He is hanging in there. Just a few more months and then he can resume his
normal life without her as a burden. The sun has definitely already set on
this relationship.
Actor:
Robert Pattinson
Actress: Kristen Stewart
Eloping
Fan
photo
171.
CELEBZTER
03/22
She is used to seeing the drama of her familys life life played out
in the tabloids, but those stories are also a little money earner for her.
She is drowning in a sea of debt and is estimated to owe over a $1 million
dollars. But what is surprising, is that her own self-worth doesnt
reflect her financial woes. The evidence? In a bid to keep the creditors
at bay, she had her people try to organize exclusive interviews, with the
going price for a sit-down chat costing in the six figure range. The offers,
however, didnt exactly come flooding in one organization felt
her words were worth a mere $5,000. Ouch, that has to hurt, right? Dina
Lohan
172.
THE
MORTON REPORT 03/22
Flashback to over twenty years ago
. Imagine the scene: one of the most
opulent buildings in the world. Its a royal palace, not necessarily
in England. A man is standing in the study of a member of a royal family,
waiting for the royal to arrive. The royals secretary is also waiting.
Suddenly, there is total chaos in the corridor outside. Loud noises, shouts,
scuffles are heard. The man turns to the secretary in alarm and asks, "What
on earth is going on?" "Oh its just xxxx and xxxx having one of their
regular set-tos," replies the secretary, as though such stand-up fights were
commonplace. As indeed they were. Prince Andrew/Fergie
173.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/22
His recent arrest blew the whistle on this lyrical poser of a pimp, exposing
the Oakland rapper as a middle-aged drug addict. But thats not our
blind items first run-in with the law. Hes got four DUIs
two in L.A. and two in Vegas. Were told his drug of choice is
crystal meth and Mollys. Our blind item could be self-medicating himself
over the financial turmoil hes reported to be facing, from tricking
off all of his money on hoes and drugs. The money our mystery man squandered
is whats said to have led him to previously shack up with fellow rapper
Richie Rich, a roommate he lost after dude checked into the slammer a few
months back. His years of makin it rain around gangsters and strippers
is whats said to have left him owing money to some Oakland OGs,
leaving him banned from his native city. His record contract with Jive Records
divided his cake a third to his manager; a third to his label; and
a third to him. It didnt make sense, but sources say he signed it
regardless. Now, with our blind item reportedly left with just $20K, hes
said to be planning to jump into the world of reality television as his next
hustle. But
he really could be reality TV gold. Know why? Because hes
so ratchet that he pulled out his business in front of a group of people
outside of West Hollywoods, House of Blues before letting a
groupie drop some head game. Todays blind item is 46-years-old but
his years of partying have worn away extra years, making him look like hes
well into his 50's. Too Short
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#1**
It was probably not a good idea for this former B+/A- list mostly movie actress
who is now a shell of that person to start dating her current boyfriend.
Our actress has always had a hard time saying no to drugs and since her boyfriend
is all about heroin, this will probably not turn out well. Our actress has
only ever snorted it. He prefers needles. Will she? Christina
Ricci
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actor and now still a solid B who works anywhere
when he can get it has always been a ladies man. Never bothered before about
being married and cheating, he still isn't. His wife (for now) has decided
to believe he has reformed but he hasn't. Give him a drink or three and he
will still end up in the bed of someone else.
Dennis
Quaid
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#1**
Kid's Choice Awards: This must have been a sight to see last night. Kid's
Choice Awards after party. Two huge tweener stars on a show that is currently
airing. Mid-teens at best and bent over with their knees on the bathroom
floor and short dresses riding up while they do lines of coke off a menu
from the party. Meanwhile there were five or six other people in the bathroom.
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#2**
Kid's Choice Awards: This almost A list singer/celebrity spent the whole
show sipping from a flask of what looked like whiskey. It was brown. Could
have been bourbon I guess. She appeared to be playing her own kind of drinking
game. The object of the game appeared to be this A list celebrity/singer
who our drinker kept referring to as "whore," the entire night. Guess they
don't get along.
Almost A list singer/celebrity:
A list celebrity/singer:
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#3**
Kid's Choice Awards: This B+ tweener with a show is slightly older than the
character on her show but she was still really smart to keep her 40+ year
old boyfriend who is more than twice her age away from the cameras. The person
who saw them together also saw them make out. This is her quote. "I'm trying
to imagine something more creepy than watching some guy who must be pushing
50 trying to jam his tongue down the throat of someone just barely out of
her teens. At one point she tried to pull away and he grabbed her hair and
brought her back. I was almost ill."
Jennette
McCurdy
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#4**
In a survey of celebrity coke users, the consensus is that if you are ever
wanting to hang out with another celebrity because of their coke stash, this
former A list reality star and now C- list celebrity who thinks of herself
always as A list has by far the best coke anyone has ever tried. It is one
of the reasons that other actors and actresses and celebrities never really
said bad things about her. They didn't want to be cut off. Yes, it is supposedly
really that good.
Paris
Hilton
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who
spent one weekend night talking to women in a bar. When they approached him,
he asked each what they would be willing to do for $1000. Apparently one
of them answered the way he wanted because he invited her to sit down and
then left the bar with her a short time later.
Mel
Gibson
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#2**
This married almost A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee sure has been spending a lot of time with a new guy who is
most definitely not her husband. I'm sure they must have had a reason for
meeting in his hotel room rather than in the dining room of a hotel where
he was staying.
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#3**
This B-/C+ list actress with A+ list name recognition is just about broke.
She owed her drug dealer thousands of dollars and has given him every penny
she has. Now it appears she has been on a payment plan and is paying her
dealer in sexual favors until she can get some more money. Not Lindsay Lohan.
Pamela
Anderson
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#4**
This C+ reality star/offspring and her B+ celebrity boyfriend got a little
too carried away at a recent event. They decided to have sex in a bathroom
but didn't realize that they could clearly be heard by the catering staff
and the guests at the event.
Kylie
Jenner/Jaden Smith "Kids' Choice Awards"
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#5**
This A+ list model has been passed around by her boyfriend the past six months
as his punishment for her disobeying him. Apparently she went through his
phone because she was being jealous and saw some things she was not supposed
to see. She begged to stay with him. He has been making her life miserable
but she has not given up on being with him.
Naomi
Campbell
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#6**
This former A list tweener is pulling out all the stops to make sure she
does not lose her B list actor boyfriend. He has always had a thing for one
of her tweener friends from a different show and although she couldn't get
the friend to agree she did get a look-a-like for a threesome this weekend.
Miley
Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#7**
This actor is probably C+. Definitely has A list name recognition although
some may get him confused with others. He does have his own unique spin though.
He is also a big drinker. Not uncommon with this group. It is the things
he does when he drinks that sets him apart. Plus, he thinks he can get away
with anything because of something important in his life. So, when he ends
up in his daughter's room and passes out in bed with his daughter's friend,
he blames it on the booze and knows everything will be ok. When parents don't
let their daughters come over anymore because of this regular habit, he blames
it on the booze and knows everything will be ok. Hitting his wife? Blame
it on the booze. She does not press charges because she thinks it is his
right because of their situation. Long time affair with an annoying A list
celebrity who is way more starstruck than you would expect and would get
some serious opposition from her countless detractors if they found out.
Might have a tough time getting more bookings if her supporters found out
too. She definitely is a divider that one. He likes to tell everyone he is
sober but he is not even close. He counts in the months before he is at it
again.
Actor: Stephen Baldwin
Unique spin:
Born
Again Christian
Something important in his life:
tax
evasion
"The
Restoration of Stephen Baldwin"
Annoying A list celebrity:
Sarah
Palin
187.
THE
FASHION SPOT 03/25
Today I'm proud to bring you the Fashion Spot's first-ever Blind Item
that is, a story that's too juicy to pass up, but too quasi-libelous to run
on the site in full. Let's see, typically blind items present themselves
as a question, so let's try: Which well-known high fashion model has an
ex-boyfriend and (sorry but this is the best way to put it) "baby daddy"
who's obsessed with slandering her for dubious personal reasons? For the
purposes of this post, I'm going to call the ex-boyfriend Texas and refer
to the model as Zelda. Yesterday, Texas launched a blog with an extended
account of his turbulent multi-year relationship with Zelda. He describes
how the pair met, fell in love, moved across the country several times, broke
up on the regular and had a baby. That's all window-dressing to the main
attraction: Zelda's spectacular rise to the top of her profession, corresponding
addiction to drugs (mostly prescription) and alcohol and her attempts to
prevent Texas from seeing his son (let's pretend the son's name is Andy).
Texas claims Zelda is a bad mom, too caught up with partying and getting
blitzed out of her mind to be there for her young son, who she (as the story
goes) exploits as a marketing gimmick for her career. Because she's currently
camped out with Andy in Europe (Instagram seems to back this up), publicly
shaming her is, Texas alleges, his only recourse. He wants to rescue his
son; he wants to see Zelda get the help she so desperately needs. Throughout
this whole sordid narrative, Texas weaves in a message about the corrosive
influence of celebrity a point of view which is contradicted by his
seeming obsession with Zelda's fame and recurring mention of his fancy music
industry job, working with some supposedly-bigshot performing artist. Instead
of laying out a modest set of facts to put pressure on Zelda to compromise
with regards to custody and visitation (he claims that's all he wants), Texas
includes every detail he can possibly think of to make Zelda look bad
including her non-heteronormative sexual relationships and her father's drug
use. To his credit, I guess, Texas includes several passages about his own,
er, youthful indiscretions (which consist of, among other things, heavy drinking
and sex so casual it's sloppy), but he spends so long harping on his many
sexual partners, I wondered whether he just wanted us (and maybe Zelda) to
know he can get laid. Look, I understand the appeal of the revenge story
better than the next girl (writing about terrible ex-boyfriends is literally
what I do with my free time), but after reading Texas' account, I'm not convinced
that his blog is about anything other than his hurt feelings. Also not
convincing: the argument that he'd be a better primary parent to his son.
Considering what he revealed about his prior alcohol use and (no judgment,
but let's call a spade a spade) reckless sex life, it's not like he's living
in a particularly pure or moral way. That's all folks. We made the decision
to run this as a blind item because we don't want to reward "Texas" for his
(sorry) sleazy behavior by publicizing his story, his blog and his allegations
about Zelda.
Zelda (the model):
Arizona
Muse
Texas (her ex):
Manuel
Quintana
Andy (their son): Nikko
Supposedly big-shot performing artist:
188.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/25
This is the most unlikely and shocking celebrity pairing of
the year! Well call them Big and Little. Big supposedly has a steady
girlfriend. He used to be good, but he is definitely behaving badly now.
Little is married. She wants everyone to think she is a very good girl, but
she is definitely a very bad girl. Big and Little hooked up in Los Angeles
earlier this year during the week of a major awards show. He just couldnt
keep it in his pants. She just couldnt keep it out of her mouth. Much
more to come on this one.
Big: Michael Strahan
Little: Kelly Ripa
Major Awards Show: "Academy Awards"
189.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/25
Todays "Bad" blind item is a rapper who didnt only rumbled against
Ray J, hes also said to have received a beat down from Suge Knights
goons. His run-in with the Death Row Records crew happened back in 2002,
the same year the goon squad reportedly took dudes manhood. Our blind
items recent beef with Brandys baby brother is one which is said
to stem from the 2002 incident. Know why? Because our mystery man may blame
Ray J for helping to set him up. The ongoing beef may not stop there!!! Word
is whenever our blind item sees Ray J, its on and poppin. Know
why? Because sources say our blind item hates the rumor that he got beat
down by a dude who ate Kim Kardashian funkdafied punany for the camera. P.S.
The female who was arguing with Brandys brother last week was Suge
Knights niece Polly, who was an HSK source for two-years. Thats
before she tried to set Jacky up by inviting him to a pool party. Bad
Azz
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#1**
This B list reality star who has also had a career as an actress. Well, she
called herself an actress. Anyway, she carries the phone of her husband now.
Apparently there have been some incidents the past year with women he has
been seeing and part of the deal to allow him to stay was calls and texts
go through the Mrs. first.
Tori
Spelling/Dean McDermott
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#2**
This almost A list television actor from one of the Law & Order franchises
has been hitting the coke hard. So hard that he tried to snort some fake
stuff used in a recent episode. Richard Belzer
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#3**
This married always A list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and
still very good looking despite his age, got caught getting freaky in a dressing
room with a seat filler at this year's Academy Awards.
Michael
Douglas
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#4**
This former B list actor who on a good day is probably a C lister had a very
bad week last week. He has A list name recognition and a girlfriend. He told
his girlfriend he was going out with some friends. Apparently those friends
included just a B- list mostly movie actress. Well, the actress was the only
friend really. When he finally got home, he was hoping he would be able to
talk himself out of trouble, but his girlfriend had spray painted his car
and the inside of his place with some very choice words.
C lister:
Ryan
Phillippe
Girlfriend:
Paulina
Slagter
B- list actress:
Ashley
Greene
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#5**
She is barely out of her teens. She is also the reason that this C+ reality
star is now getting a divorce. Her husband found someone younger and someone
who doesn't have a desire to be on television and someone who will worship
the ground he walks on. Also, the barely out of her teens woman has another
quality that he has never had before in a relationship. He is in lust with
that quality. It kind of blurs the line between male and female if you know
what I mean.
Porsha
and Kordell Stewart "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#6**
This top athlete is set to come out of the closet after the NFL draft. No
more lies for him.
Michael
Sam (he came out to his teammates and coaches couple of months after the
NFL draft)
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#7**
They got back together for two or three days tops. He is back with the girlfriend
he left for those three days. Our B+ list actress with A list name recognition
is pregnant. Maybe they planned it that way. I think she likes who the relatives
will be.
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#8**
This actress is B- list. Not in any huge roles, she has just been in so many
roles that she is a volume B lister. She is mostly in movies, but there has
been the occasional foray into television. She prefers movies though. She
can be a little raunchy. Even more so in real life. She has had some alcohol
and drug problems, but has firmly come down in the I'm going to do it no
matter what category because she believes in living life as much as possible
and getting whatever she can from it pleasure wise. She has become known
as the go to kind of actress for anything you want to do that is wild. She
is not hung up with whether you are married or not or female or not and if
you seek her out for fun, you will probably get lucky if you invest the time.
Spend a couple of hours with her and she will be willing to help you out.
Discreetly. Couple wanting a threesome? She is happy to help. Having some
performance issues? Our actress is your person. Going by some code or belief
that frees her from any kind of inhibition, she usually has a boyfriend that
travels with her, but is rarely seen and rarely gets involved in her sexual
life. They have an open relationship and she is allowed to do what she wants.
Because of this and because she grew up in an environment none of us can
imagine, it has shaped her perception of cheating. She does not think there
is any. She grew up having to have sex with people in power so has no issues
with a producer wanting to take her to dinner and then to bed for a role.
As I said before, her only requirement is that you spend time with her first.
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#1**
This A list rapper has been telling friends that he has made a serious mistake
by getting involved with his girlfriend. He says that it has been nothing
but drama and that he is bombarded by her family for requests to help them
out and that he should be doing it out of the goodness of his heart. He has
been spending a great deal of time alone or with his "assistant," and doing
a ton of coke. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#2**
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress who is A list and does mostly movies
is on a trial separation from her long time love. Well, that is what he says
anyway. He says that she has been cheating on him and that she calls it exploring
and that it is good for them. Not that he has not been doing some exploring
on his own with that home decorator he met a few months ago.
Angelina
Jolie/Brad Pitt
home
decorator
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#3**
This former A list mostly television actor has not spoken to his daughter
in a year. The reason? They both have drinking problems. Big drinking problems.
Blackout type drinking problems. Neither one knows what happened exactly
but almost a year ago to this week the pair woke up together in bed. Naked.
Our actor has a girlfriend but she has not said a word about the situation
and still is together with her boyfriend. All that anyone knows is that father
and daughter don't speak to each other or to anyone about what may or may
not have happened that night. David Hasselhoff
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#4**
This B list celebrity/singer was popping Adderall like candy on a recent
flight. She also went through about ten bottles of vodka. She then proceeded
to throw up all over the man seated next to her about two hours into the
flight. Said she was sorry and passed out in her seat.
Ke$ha
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#5**
This almost A list celebrity/reality star should probably be worried because
there are three women who have all banded together and are in the process
of selling a joint story about the celebrity cheating on his A- list celebrity
wife. The three are just the tip (Insert Office joke here).
Blake
Shelton/Miranda Lambert
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#6**
This female A list celebrity got into a knock down drag out fight with this
C list celebrity after the C lister started doing coke on a private jet flight
the two were sharing. The C lister didn't seem to care that she was doing
it front of a publicist and the flight attendant. The two spent over an hour
screaming at each other and it got to the point where the pilot said if they
didn't stop he was going to land the plane. Huh. Kind of like when a dad
pulls over the family truckster. Yeah, that last part is a clue, but has
nothing to do with Vacation.
Jessica
and Ashlee Simpson
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#7**
You would never know it by looking at her, but she definitely has some
destruction in her blood. No one knows if she intends to destroy, but she
does. Any man who has ever had a relationship with her has been left in shambles
and some of them have not been able to recover. She is an actress. Not a
great one. More of the Jessica Biel type when it comes to acting but without
that A list recognition. She is still gorgeous and fairly young and would
probably be considered a C list mostly movie actress who used to be a B at
her peak. For the most part she has dated celebrities. She has spent most
of the money she has made on drugs, but she also has steered so much business
towards her drug dealer that she lives pretty well off what he pays her and
some other endeavors. You can definitely hire her for the night. She has
such a drug problem that she invariably snares her boyfriends into her web.
They want to be with her. She has a way of making them lust after her and
do anything for her and she loves when they join her in being dependent on
drugs. Her most famous conquest is this almost A list celebrity who had never
really even experimented with hard drugs until he met her. By the second
date she had him doing his first line and he says that because of her he
almost lost his job and his career and his life and has still not been able
to recover. A lesser celebrity boyfriend she turned on to drugs lost a wife
and all of his money to drugs after she got him hooked and has finally just
reached a point in his life where he does not have to sleep on the couches
of friends. This was a guy who once made millions per year.
Actress:
A list celebrity:
Lesser celebrity boyfriend:
205.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/27
Once upon a time, there was a sweet and spicy little star of a television
show. During the week of the Grammys, she met a big rapper who was nominated
for a major award. She was married and a lot older than him, but they hooked
up anyway. Now there is tape out there documenting the very special time
they spent together. The End. Giada De Laurentiis/Drake
206.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 03/27 **#1**
Which troubled actress that is now better know for her troubles with the
law than any work she has done in years, was caught climbing out of a window
of a Beverly Hills mansion after the house party got interrupted by the police.
The private party was assumed to be a safe place to engage in
illegal activities until the cops arrived after complaints about the noise.
The house was full of some of Los Angeles hardest party kids and even they
were worried about the young star that certainly knows her way around a
courtroom! Lindsay Lohan
207.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE 03/27 **2**
Which C-list TV personality who is BFF with an A-list TV celebrity, always
takes TWO gift bags when leaving an event saying, "The other bag is for you
know who!" Gail King/Oprah
208.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE 03/27 **#3**
Which golden boy news anchor who the network is grooming for this big seat
on the evening night is so frightened that it will be discovered that his
a gay that he has started to date women? Scared that Anderson Cooper talk
show was cancelled after he came out and his CNN show ratings are dropping
fast, the tortured guy has decided he will stay in the closet for ever.
209.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE 03/27 **#4**
What sports star with an amazing body and a love for the ladies is being
marched around the offices of every high profile publicist. Putting a team
in place for his new career in the entertainment business? Not many guys
from the world make a splash in the TV business, but his producers are so
excited about him and the project that they felt he needed an A-list professional
to manage his image and press campaign. Great plan, however, he ended up
meeting a cute girl in a club and hiring her instead. If he wasnt so
darn adorable and clueless, his producers might actually be annoyed. Ryan
Lochte
210.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/27
This Everyday Italian blind item didnt land her television
success through luck. Know why? Because her grandfather, Dino, is a big film
producer. Shes married to fashion designer Todd Thompson. The couple
share a child, and have been together since 1989. But, that doesnt
mean this food fashionista is keeping true to her hubby. Thats because
our mystery lady is reported to heat things up with young black celebrities
way outside of the kitchen. Dont believe me.. Ask Drake.
Thats right folks! Our 42-year-old blind item is a cheating cougar
and learned it first from HSK! Wait
Theres more!!! Were
told during the Grammys she wanted some Motor City Johnson to play
and she got it! Our Motor City rapper reportedly took her to a private
room during a party and told his boy to follow him in to tape his sexcapades
with our mystery lady. Know why? Because he wanted to add the celebrity cook
to his porn collection. The G.O.O.D. Music rapper showed his boys the tape,
and guess what? Someone stole the tape and HSK has it! Were
told punk ass Irv Gotti is threatening everyone to try and make the tape
disappear. I wish he would call me so I can tell him about how much dick
his artist Ja Rule is currently sucking in jail. Todays Food Network
darling has fucked almost every black rapper in the industry. Now, can you
guess who Im talking about? BTW - tomorrow HSK is dropping her sex
tape with the G.O.O.D. Music rapper. He needs this hype to sell his bullshit
music anyways!!! Stay Tuned!!!! Giada De Laurentiis/Big Sean
211.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE 03/28
Following in the footsteps of Sam Champion, Thomas Roberts, Anderson Cooper
and now Jenna Wolfe another high profile TV newsperson is thinking
of coming out of the closet to reveal they too are gay. Everyone in the business
knows the truth about the person we see on TV five days a week, however recently
after life became much more public, the pressure is mounting. Its very
difficult to let people into half of your life and then close the door. Now
the door is open you cannot shut it.
Robin
Roberts
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who is also an Academy Award winner (no and/or
here today) has been seeing a new woman lately. He is also her drug supplier.
He thinks it is a much better deal than just paying her to be with him. A
vial a day he likes to say.
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner (again no
and/or designation) is back on the full-time coke wagon again. He had taken
an almost two year long break, but is now indulging in his favorite activity.
Not sure if his wife joins him, but she used to. Nicolas Cage
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#3**
This is quite the reunion. Several years ago, this B+ list celebrity/singer
had a long term secret relationship with this former A list reality star.
He did this while dating various other women. She is in a long term relationship
now, but has not stopped them from reuniting after they bumped into each
other in the airport and sat next to each other on a LAX-JFK flight. Since
then, she has met with him twice. Once at a hotel and once at his NYC apartment.
He is currently single. Wonder if this is the reason why.
John
Mayer/Kristin Cavalleri
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#4**
From her very first boyfriend, this B list mostly television actress who
is currently on a middling hit network television show on ABC has only dated
guys who have hit her. No one is sure whether she enjoys it as part of some
sexual game or just makes really bad choices. Hayden Panettiere
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#5**
What former B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner had
to pay for her teen daughter's rehab after the mom got the daughter hooked
on coke? Melanie Griffith
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner is much more
discreet than she used to be when she had a party, but she still throws the
best coke parties in NYC.
HINT:
She won her Academy Award in the past five years. She never does them in
LA. She acts like a different person when she is out here.
Anne Hathaway
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#7**
This celebrity is A list. A+ list name recognition. She also likes to pretend
she is a victim. All the time. Nothing is ever her fault. Not really true,
but she likes to pretend it is true and if you disagree with her, you do
so at your peril. With lots of failed relationships in the past, at least
three of the breakups were because she cheated. She has never discussed them
or mentioned them. What about the time she was dating a then A list tweener.
The reason for the breakup was not the one she gave, but was because she
could not stop making moves on one of the tweener's closest friends. It was
constant. She would make excuses to be alone with the friend under the guise
of working together. There was also the time she was dating this A list actor
and "accidentally" walked in on the actor's brother-in-law while he was just
getting out of the shower. The fact that she was only wearing a towel so
she could have her shower was just a coincidence. Well, that was her excuse
to the wife anyway.
A list celeb: Taylor Swift
A List Tweener: Harry Styles
Tweener's Bestie: Ed Sheeran
A List Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal
A List Actor's Bro-Inlaw: Peter Sarsgaard
220.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/28
Is this Actress moving too fast? Is her Boyfriend taking the "daddy" role
from the real Daddy? Is her bad luck dating streak fueling a babydaddy feud?
Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez/Gabriel Aubry
221.
POPBITCH
03/28
Staff at a Hamburg sex shop say they were surprised to see which pop star
- a favourite of Princess Di - buying glide gel, a dildo, and a special device
with a cockring-like base and a dolphin-shaped vibrating tip? Elton
John
222.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 03/28
Shes a successful music star. Her image involves lots of love and light.
But on a shooting, she smokes pot all day, is abusive and mean, and is scarily
obsessed with looking pretty.
Jennifer
Lopez
223.
WATCH
WITH KRISTIN/E! ONLINE 03/28
Get ready to bawl like a baby! Season finale time is juuuust around the corner,
and we just scored exclusive scoop on a certain highly anticipated finale
you won't want to miss. It's a blind item (you're welcome, and our condolences),
so you'll need to guess the show. But we can tell you the following stunning
spoilers do indeed go down in the final episode:
**Two fan-favorite couples finally reconcile, something the fans have been
waiting ages to see. And this kind of reconciliation is one that can't be
broken!
**One couple gets back together after the guy saves the girl's lifein
oh-so-dramatic fashion.
**A main character will get diagnosed with cancer, and we'll never get to
see her happy and healthy again. It will be
gut-wrenching, mostly for
the lack of resolution. But also, you know, the cancer.Here are your options
for which show:
Glee; Scandal; Revenge; The Vampire Diaries; How I Met Your Mother; Big Bang
Theory; 90210; New Girl; Castle; Grey's Anatomy
224.
NEW
YORK POST/PAGE SIX 03/29
1. WHICH girlfriend is frustrated because her famous boyfriend wont
sleep with her? Word is she has been texting an ex for sex?
Famous Boyfriend: George Clooney
Girlfriend: Stacy Keibler
Girlfriends Ex: Geoff Stults
2. WHICH publicist has been going around town bad-mouthing Page Six after
we caught her in a lie?
3. WHICH stars recent weight loss has insiders chattering it was helped
by a cocaine habit? Christina Aguilera
4. WHICH TV star is just as well known as a gigolo to married women in Manhattan?
Mike Sorrentino aka "The Situation"
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#1**
This former B list mostly television actress who is foreign born and starred
on one of the biggest network shows ever has not been as fortunate with her
new love as she was with her former actor boyfriend. He enjoyed her golden
showers.
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#2**
This C+ celebrity who is a former B list reality star has been losing clients
hand over fist because of her coke habit. She has been continually showing
up late or just canceling all of her appointments and her business is sinking
fast. Kat von D
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#3**
This B list celebrity and former A list group member is a legend when it
comes to kink. This is probably what attracted her ex to her in the first
place. Nothing is too kinky for this celebrity.
Eddie
Murphy/Scary Spice
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#4**
At a recent party, two guests were speaking about this almost A list mostly
movie actor who has been in a couple of the biggest movie hits ever and has
a very unusual name.
"I thought he was gay."
"No, not gay. Every once in a while he will go out with a woman and even
have sex with her."
"Oh, ok."
Well, usually sex with her. Lots of times he just will make her sit and watch
him while he inserts things into his butt. He is big on pleasing himself
like that."
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#5**
Her last famous boyfriend didn't work out. He caught on pretty quick that
all she cared about was a name and he is on a hit cable show. What he probably
didn't know is that she called a few other guys that she found in her sister's
phone before finding one that would say yes to going out with her. She is
back on the hunt again and has her eyes set on Bradley Cooper. He would be
finished with her in one day.
Ashlee
Simpson/Vincent Piazza "Boadwalk Empire"
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#6**
This month marks the 9th anniversary for this gay couple. 9 years that this
B list mostly television actor who is one of the very few actors to continue
having a career after this hit network teen type show went off the air a
few years back has hid his boyfriend. That is a long, long time. Ben McKenzie
"The O.C." "Southland" "The Advocates"
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#7**
This couple is a solid B list. I call them a couple but they split up shortly
after a movie was filmed. Not a huge movie by any stretch, but it did feature
an Academy Award nominee/winner or two. It starred an A list mostly movie
actor. He has always kind of explored both sides of the fence when it comes
to relationships, but does not generally hook up with men like this B list
mostly movie actor who has a memorable name, but you would be hard pressed
to identify all of his movies. They all kind of seem the same. His ex-wife
has had a more varied career. Also B list, mostly in movies she has shown
a greater range of characters. The wife was on the set and walked into the
trailer of her husband and found her husband and the A list actor in full
on sex mode. By the time the movie had wrapped, our actress had filed for
divorce. Must have not been too big a shock though considering what happened
later. I had to look up the movie because I never knew the A list actor had
done anything remotely like this movie. Shows you how popular it was.
232.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 03/29
She once claimed shes close to being a virgin (fat chance). Now, this
reigning cougar is fighting for billionaire status probably to keep
reeling in more boy toys half her age. The problem is Forbes Magazine has
exposed her for lying, outing the Material Girl as having half of what it
takes to qualify. Sources say shes worth closer to $500M not
even close to being a billionaire only if this Lucky Star saved every
penny shes ever made. After being checked by Forbes, insiders say her
camp contacted the magazine to argue their report. But, the bottom line is
she reportedly doesnt have the numbers to add up to her facade of being
the first billionaire entertainer. Shes a pop culture icon whose art
collection is said to be going up in value. Now, can you guess who Im
talking about?
Madonna
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#1**
I don't usually revisit blind items, but in this case I thought I would make
an exception since I have a feeling you will be seeing the answers to these
on Wednesday when the tabloids release their big/cover stories for next Friday's
issues. As you can see, I first talked about it way back in 2011. Apparently
the tabloids finally got one of the women to talk.
September 6, 2011: #1 - Which RH Beverly Hills couple, despite giving off
the appearance of being the most in love actually have the most marital issues
and none of it began until the show did, which is ironic considering....
Half the time the couple does not even sleep in the same bed together.
December 11, 2012: This Real Housewife is being played for a fool. According
to a woman who had sex with the husband of the Real Housewife, they sat in
bed and watched an appearance of the Housewife on television while the Housewife
said everything was great at home. The husband then said it is great as long
as she is gone. Not New Jersey. Kyle and Mauricio
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#2**
This celebrity couple is not even hiding their affair anymore. Well, not
very hard anyway. She is B list and married. On a reality show. He is a B
list celebrity and generally a jerk to women. They have been spending their
very very long lunches together in his trailer. The lunches are several hours
long. Anywhere on set they are all over each other. Off the set, they do
their best to pretend it is all just a professional thing.
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