NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 02/01 **#1**
This former almost A list celebrity who is in a family of celebrities is probably a B- right now. Maybe a C+. His name recognition is the only thing keeping him from being a C+. He always moves way to fast and way too intensely with women. Wants to marry them and have babies the same night he meets them. He usually only dates C or D list celebrities. This time though he might get his wish. He met a woman at a club and she usually charges by the hour. She recognized our celebrity and has been on his arm every second for the past two days. Now he says they are getting married. Benji Madden
LAWYER 02/01 **#2**
This A list celebrity is becoming twisted and demented for being such a young tweener. with so many women wanting to have sex with him, he has a new game before he will consider it. They have to be with his friend or friends first and they have to have sex in a place they might get caught. Our celebrity really enjoys it when his friends take one of these women and have sex with them in one of his cars because he has cameras installed in the rearview mirror of the cars. Very very recently one of his friends was making such a sex run when something happened.
A list celebrity: Justin Bieber
Friend making sex run: Lil Twist
Event: Papparazzi killed trying to take photos after car pulled over by police
LAWYER 02/01 **#3**
This former almost A list all movie actress now struggles to find any work and part of it has to do with the fact that she has a little bit of crazy in her. At an event this week she was walking around the event in a fur coat and apparently nothing else. During cocktails she kept walking up to people and telling them she was naked under her fur and did they want to see. She did the same thing during dinner while also refusing to drink anything other than what she brought in a flask. Sean Young
LAWYER 02/01 **#4**
It was just like old times when this A list female celebrity got together with this former B list actress who is now a solid C-. They were involved in a love triangle, but the A list female celebrity wanted no part of it this week when they got together again. The C lister thought she could re-ignite the flame but the A lister said that she is not into women any longer and that the C lister looked awful and the most the A lister would do for her is buy her lunch. She also threw in a pack of cigarettes. Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 02/01 **#5**
This former A list celebrity is now a sometime actress and sometime television star. She is one of the bigger frauds around and loves for people to feel sorry for her and think she is poor and always sick. Thing is the only thing that makes her sick nowadays is when she has a coke binge. She has enough money to pay for it and to have an assistant cut it into lines for her. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 02/01 **#6**
This A+ list all movie actress was asked to appear at an event. For charity. A well established charity. The actress said she would be happy to but wanted $250K for her appearance plus another $50K worth of stuff and only promised to be there for 30 minutes. She said her time is valuable and that no matter the cause, her time was more important. The charity declined and then found five other actors and actresses who were huge hits at the event and did it all for free. Nicole Kidman
LAWYER 02/01 **#7**
This A list all movie actress recently went through chemotherapy but didn't want to share it with anyone or anyone to know. She says it is the business of no one but her family and her closest friends. Although she would love to say she is cancer free, she isn't and has not decided what kind of treatment she wants to pursue next. For right now at least she feels fine. She continues to look at movies she wants to work in, but she says the focus in her life right now is her family and she also said that she is trying to do everything she has always wanted to do but been afraid to try. She says that she is going to do standup comedy soon and that she has lots of dreams she wants to fulfill, but is worried about her family and what will happen to them without her around. At this point she doesn't know if she will share what is going on in her life with anyone or make anything public. She is hoping to win the battle and move on with her life, but realizes that may be harder to do as the disease progresses.
STREET KING 02/01
This 1,2 Step singer is said to have frequently been told to get to stepping by Kim K and LaLa Vasquez. Thats according to Khadijah Haqq, who says our blind item isnt accepted by the crowd she sees at being "in". Sources say our black sheep of a mystery lady went as far as reaching out to Kanye after running into the rapper at a Paris party thrown by the former editor of French Vogue only to have the lyricist diss her. Were told thats before our blind item took it to smashing a married Virgil Abloh (Kaynes road dawg), in hopes of getting a green light into the crew. During their one-night stand in Paris, our mystery lady reportedly shared a drug-fueled night with Virgil said to lead her to be "down for whatever". But the "whatever" she provided may have been over a lost cause. Know why? Because sources say unlike Gwyneth Paltrow or Beyonce Yeezy doesnt want our blind item around especially around Kimmy, because he sees her as "a nobody" who could damage the couples brands. This news comes after sources revealed Lala attempted to hook up our bind item with NBA players. Its a connection thats said to have worked not once, but twice that is, up until she landed herself the title of being a "jump-off" only. Even Rob Kardashian is reported to want to distance himself from our mystery lady. Thats after were told Kris K forbid her from being near her son. Shes a yesterday pop performer whos still trying to land herself a super rich and famous boyfriend to possibly bring her to the next level. But, because she has no takers, shes being forced to deal with a dim Future. Ciara
LAWYER 02/02 **#1**
What happens when you have two former A list all movie actors and now both B list all movie actors get together who both claim to be sober? They drink. A lot. Then the next day one of them gives a speech about how he is grateful to be sober while reeking of booze. Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler
LAWYER 02/02 **#2**
Apparently this A list celebrity and a-hole got physical with his A list celebrity girlfriend. She should have known it was coming. No hitting, but he did throw her against a doorway and kept her pressed against it by choking her around her neck. There was another incident where he had her on the ground and held his foot against her throat. After the second one they didn't see each other for a few days and he went and found someone else to be with for a week. Rihanna/Chris Brown
LAWYER 02/02 **#3**
This A list female talk show host needs rehab. The amount of drugs and drink needed to satisfy her everyday is getting out of control and she is getting harder and harder to handle or manage or keep sober long enough to do her show. Chelsea Handler
LAWYER 02/03 **#1**
It is not enough anymore for this C+ list all movie actress to be the only offering. She has exhausted her shelf life with her main benefactor. The beatings and the extra women brought in and he is still getting bored. To keep up the money flow, they are going to have to bring out the secret weapon who made close to $250K herself last year being the mistress of an Asian billionaire. The benefactor here is desperate for her.
Actress: Lindsay Lohan
Secret Weapon: Ali Lohan
LAWYER 02/03 **#2**
This former almost A list movie and television actress who made her fame in television and now is probably a B-/C+ with a crazy accent was at an event this weekend for kids. All about kids. And she was crazy drunk. Hammered. In the middle of the day. After she got sick the second time she decided to leave. Jamie Pressly
LAWYER 02/03 **#3**
This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat. Jennifer Love Hewitt
LAWYER 02/03 **#4**
This former A list reality star and now probably a C list celebrity has made it perfectly clear that she is available for a new show or movie or just being paid for her time if any men would like to "hang out." She and her husband are running out of money and she does not want to downsize. Heidi Montag
LAWYER 02/04 **#1**
This former almost A list all movie actress who was everywhere not that many years ago and in some of the biggest movies ever is totally off the wagon again after being so good for almost a year. Turns out her boyfriend is hooked on coke and our actress who had always been simply a drinker has got totally hooked. The other night she was going crazy because her boyfriend kept going off to do some and our actress was forced to entertain guests at the party and could not keep slipping away like he did. She was almost bouncing off the walls. Kirsten Dunst/Garrett Hedlund
LAWYER 02/04 **#2**
This B list reality star and show host is known for getting as much for free as she can. Despite having millions of dollars our reality star is asking companies to sponsor her Valentine's Day presents to her husband and to herself. She has contacted jewelry companies who want to give her free stuff that her "husband can give her," and hotel chains and restaurants Anything and everything someone could want for Valentine's Day she wants and wants it for free. She is hoping to get about $100K worth of free stuff and will mention them on her Twitter, but nothing else. Sounds really romantic. Giuliana Rancic
LAWYER 02/04 **#3**
This A+ list all movie actor was at one of the top 10 restaurants in the world this week. Until he was recognized by someone they were not going to let him in because of what he was wearing. When they did let him in and he ordered he said that he wanted a cheeseburger and a milkshake and nothing else. His wife did not even seem phased by his outburst and ordered from the menu and didn't cause any scene. Mark Wahlberg
LAWYER 02/04 **#4**
This C+ list all movie actress was shooting a scene with this A+ all movie actor last week. It was a kissing scene. The actress said she kept laughing during the scene and could not stop. She told the actor it was just a case of the giggles, but she says that the reason she kept laughing is that she was thinking to herself if he had ever kissed a woman and should she try and pretend she was a guy so he would be more into it. At one point she started crying because she was laughing so hard with these thoughts in her head. Charlotte Riley/Tom Cruise "All You Need Is Kill"
LAWYER 02/04 **#5**
This C list actress and celebrity who has just started making movies has had a career as a host. She really thought her last boyfriend was going to be her meal ticket. She really wants to focus on acting but wants to be able to take any job and does not have the money from her hosting gigs because she spends it as fast as it comes in. The thing is her ex who is used to be an A+ list all movie actor is a freak and she freaked out. She used Super Bowl week to try and find another guy and hooked up with three different guys during the week all hoping they would want to be with her again. One, an A+ list celebrity asked her out a second time. He knows nothing about the other two guys but does know about the former A+ list actor.
C list actress and Celebrity: Rocsi Diaz
A + list ex: Eddie Murphy
A + list celebrity: Shaq
LAWYER 02/04 **#6**
This actress is probably C list. Name recognition is probably A list. She has had a long battle with drugs and booze and addiction. It can all be traced back to one particular movie. Our actress was just peaking. She had a television show and then she decided to take on the filming of a movie while she was also filming the television show. Her boyfriend at the time was an A list celebrity. Now he is probably a C list celebrity. He gave our actress her very first bump of coke and said it would help her get through the day. Yeah, it helped her get through that day but there were 40 more days of filming and she increased those bumps from one a day to 20 a day. Things got so bad, no one was sure that the movie would ever be finished. The tv show had a definite change from ones she filmed before getting hooked and those after. Her boyfriend at the time got her pregnant but blamed it on some other guy even though our actress was only seeing him. Our actress had a miscarriage and dumped the boyfriend soon after but then went on a crazy bender where she was with multiple guys and was just out of control. Mischa Barton
Question: which Real Housewife produced several podcast episodes at the New Normal Studios for which the production costs haven't been paid? She knows who she is, as does her rep who booked the studio. The answer will be coming soon. Very. Publicly. Unless the bill is paid. Tamra Barney
GOSSIP 02/04 **#1**
This esteemed, over-40 American film actor was playing a game of tennis with a friend when they noticed a couple of young men doing the same on the next court over. The four men wound up playing doubles together, and the actor suggested that they all get together for dinner. The actor took them to a very fancy restaurant that night and they all enjoyed dining on fine food and drinking great wine and talking about sports and women. The next day, the actor called up one of the young men and asked if he would like to get together for dinner again. The man agreed, and although the other two couldnt make it, they had another wonderful night out at another nice restaurant, with the two of them drinking and the actor regaling him with stories about his life in show business. This happened several days in a row. The actor then began texting the man several times a day until one of the mans friends clued him in that he actor was gay, and that he saw their dinner dates as actual "date dates". The naïve young man had no idea the actor was gay. He just thought that he had just become pals with a famous actor! So when the actor texted him as usual the next day, the young man mentioned that he was really glad that they had become friends and that he enjoyed his company, but that he just wanted to make sure that the actor knew that he was straight and that he had a girlfriend. The actor replied, "I dont know where you got the idea from that I ever wanted anything more! Im totally straight and I just want to be your friend!" But after that, the man never heard from the actor again, and the actor never replied to his texts again. Kevin Spacey
GOSSIP 02/04 **#2**
No one should be surprised that this reality star and her husband are splitting. Why not? Because there was nothing real about their marriage in the first place! He needed a beard, and she needed someone with a lot of money to support her. It worked out fine for the first few years. She pretended to be a devoted wife, and he lived across the street with his boyfriend. However, as more family lies and tensions about sexuality and business and crime and money and loyalty piled on over the years, sustaining the non-relationship became impossible. Interestingly enough, her siblings are being more supportive of him in the split. So much for family! Dina and Tommy Manzo
Which starlet says shes dating a fella when in fact she is in a lesbian relationship with a fellow celeb?
Starlet: Cara Delevingne
Fellow celeb: Rita Ora
Boyfriend: Jake Bugg
Her life is one long real-life soap opera played out in the traditional tabloids and on social media. So, it seems only fitting that she wants a piece of the pie in this money-making machine. She is rich beyond belief, but she is also media and business savvy. So much so, all those photos we see which portray her and her significant other looking the picture of happiness are staged and she is getting 40% of profits whenever they appear on websites and in magazines. Paris Hilton first started this trend waaaaay back when her pictures had some worth, but this little lady has taken it to a whole new level. And if another paparazzo tries to get a snap, she claims theyre "stalking" her. And, no, its not Kim Kardashian. LeAnn Rimes
MORTON REPORT 02/04
This goes back a few years but is still worth telling. A well-known chef was most upset to find that rats had made a warm and comfortable home beneath his industrial-sized dishwasher. After much cursing, amid fears of being shut down by public health authorities, our chef had the unwelcome rodents quietly removed by a company sworn to commercial secrecy. Mysteriously, the tale ended up as a blind item in a newspaper diary. A few days later, the columnist was amazed to receive an irate, four-lettered phone call about the item ... but it was from a different celebrity chef!
Well known chef: Gordon Ramsay
Other chef: Jamie Oliver
STREET KING 02/04
This diva is the youngest of five singing sisters. She also may not see her hubby as being up to her extreme clean-cut standards said to have held back on giving it up to Vinnie for the past several years because he "grosses her out". That could be because shes reported to be a germophobe. Another man said to rub our blind item the wrong way is her brother-in-law, Gabe. Were told the beef began after Gabe leaked news of the abuse our mystery lady suffered at the hands of her own husband. Dont believe me.. Ask Toni. On a lighter note, shes said to be pulling out all the stops in order to obtain her desired complexion reported to often import a bleach cream thats illegal in the United States. Sources say its all apart of her plan to maintain her onscreen appearance but, her noted obsession with Beyonce could be leading much of her television audience to change the channel. Tamar Braxton
LAWYER 02/05 **#1**
This Teen Mom dad has been sleeping with his daughter's best friend for the past year. Hey at least he waited until she turned 18. The daughter just found out very recently.
LAWYER 02/05 **#2**
This B-/C+ list television actress on a hit show for an almost network is going to learn really quickly that what she thought was a permanent show of affection might be in her mind, but her boyfriend was with someone else the morning after and came straight from the other woman to see our actress. Shenae Grimes/Josh Beech
LAWYER 02/05 **#3**
This A list all movie actor might not have much acting talent but he has always hit on other women and cheated consistently on whoever he is dating. His current significant other thought that things would change now with their situation, but, if anything our actor was even more crazy this weekend. He was out of control and went through one woman after the other for almost 48 hours straight as he kept saying how much he needed to hurry before he had to go back home.
LAWYER 02/05 **#4**
Talk about being on the down low. This is the first time I have heard about this almost A list movie and television actress who has always tried to stay out of the press and be squeaky clean do anything scandalous. She has made her name lately in movies but when the world finds out about her fling with her very married television co-star, people are going to start talking about our actress in a way they have not before. Kerry Washington
LAWYER 02/05 **#5**
This reality star is probably C list here in the States despite her being on a very hit reality show. In her own country she is closer to an A list celebrity. She has thrust herself in the news lately and has taken her obsession to a whole new level. She found a guy who she put the full court press on and is desperate to marry him because he has a title and her sworn enemy would have to address her by a title when they see each other. Which they will. Katherine Jenkins/Victoria Beckham
LAWYER 02/05 **#6**
This 90210 star is hooking up with a married studio executive. They think it will help them keep working after the show ends its run. Considering their acting skills, it is probably not a bad idea. Annalynne McCord
LAWYER 02/05 **#7**
Method acting can take its toll on an actor who does it, but when he does it to an unsuspecting person and makes them her spouse, it can be brutal. Our actor is almost A list. He is famous for saying he is a method actor although his method does not always coincide with what his role is. One time he was playing a conservative man and visited strip clubs every night to prepare saying he felt that inside his character there was a dark place that wanted to visit strippers every night. Not that long ago he got married and his wife is expressing frustration to everyone she can. She wants it to work. She does not want to look stupid and she will if they divorce. The thing is the actor recently told her that he married her because a role he is in called for him to be married so he wanted to feel that for the role. He also said that his character is a junkie which it isnt, but gave our actor a chance to start using heroin again which is his all-time favorite thing to do. The good news for his wife is that our actor is so distracted by his heroin that he has started letting her out of the house. Prior to that he was smothering her with his closeness. Giovanni Ribisi/Agnes Deyn
When celebrities get accused of crimes, they can sometimes make the plaintiffs go away by having their high-priced lawyers wear them down, by threatening them with counter suits, or by paying them off. This time, however, it seemed that the usual legal maneuverings and threats werent working for this famous actor. It looked like the plaintiff was actually going to have his day in court. It looked like the disgusting, private, sordid details of the actors bad behavior would be laid out for the whole world to see! Everyone would be talking about it Oh, come on. Are you kidding? You know that there was no way on heaven or earth that was going to happen! Guess who just made a huge payoff to the victim to drop everything? Thats right. Money talked and everybody walked. Or sailed. Or flew. The price of freedom? $1.75 million. John Travolta
LAWYER 02/06 **#1**
This married B- list actress from an HBO series has been loving award season. A careful record would show though that despite what she is telling her husband, she has been missing everything but the actual awards ceremonies. Lunches and other events have been spent with her married co-star from the same show. One thing they didn't count on was anyone catching them which did happen two weeks ago when a third co-star from the same show caught the pair coming out of a hotel room.
LAWYER 02/06 **#2**
The ratings are barely in from this network show and this C+ list television actress who used to be a B+ list celebrity has started leaking that one of her C list actress co-stars is using drugs and sleeping around. The reason she is spreading the rumors is that she hopes that she can have the actress fired to save her own job. Audiences have grown really tired of the horrible acting from our C+ lister and want her gone soon.
LAWYER 02/06 **#3**
This former A list tweener and now a C lister with money has learned the hard way to not rush into anything too fast. Well, actually she has probably not learned yet unless she reads this and discovers that the first thing her boyfriend did with the car she bought him was take his ex out for a drive and dinner. I wouldn't be surprised if our former tweener somehow also paid for the dinner. No hotel room necessary though. They went back to the ex's place. Ashley Tisdale/Christopher French
LAWYER 02/06 **#4**
This A list celebrity is on lock down for 22 hours a day after she threatened to kill herself last week. She locked herself in a shed by the pool and screaming while holding gardening shears. Britney Spears
LAWYER 02/06 **#5**
Apparently this A list reality star/celebrity had a fit when he found out his B list still gorgeous celebrity that he was paying for was also seeing her A++ list celebrity ex. They had reconnected after several years and one thing led to another and the pair hooked up one weekend. The A list reality star freaked out and said he didn't share. Yes, ironic coming from him.
A list reality star/celebrity: Simon Cowell
B list celebrity: Carmen Electra
A++ celebrity ex: Prince
LAWYER 02/06 **#6**
This east coast Real Housewife has been getting calls everyday from a guy she cheated on her husband with last year when things were rough. He is threatening to sell texts and voice mails between the pair. Melissa Gorga
LAWYER 02/06 **#7**
This celebrity/part-time actress is probably C list. The thing is though she has A list name recognition and a ton of money. She also has a drug and booze problem and her money is being spent hand over fist. In the past few months she has also made some seriously bad decisions that are going to cost her. Her dealer is shopping photos of her snorting coke while she is naked. Apparently she and the dealer have sex so she can get a discount. He also has some of those encounters on tape. Those were not the first encounters she has on tape. There are several more with at least three different guys. She spends her night doing coke and shopping online. She spends thousands of dollars on clothes and electronics and ends up not using any of it. She spent thousands of dollars on a dress and ended up using it as an ashtray one night because she didn't want to ruin the floor. Her house is a wreck and unless you are coming over to party she won't talk to you. At her current pace there is no way she will survive beyond a year.
GOSSIP 02/06 **#1**
Inside a green room at a recent big event. Three women, one man, all celebrities. Several relatives of one of the women were also in the room, along with a child or two, a couple of personal assistants and a few venue staffers. There was going to be a big audience, and nerves should have been riding high. But the three women were all remarkably calm. Two were sitting quietly chatting with each other. The third woman was texting someone on her cell phone. However, the man was not as calm. He was pacing back and forth, barking instructions at the third woman. He became angry that she wasnt giving him her full attention, and he grabbed the mobile device out of her hands. He discovered that she was texting another man. He started going through all of her texts. His voice started out low and he was swearing: "You mother fucking bitch!" As he scrolled through the texts, his voice got louder and louder until he was screaming at her. "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!" The staffers looked nervously at each other, but no one else in the room seemed surprised by the outburst. No one moved to defend the third woman. Apparently, they didnt need to, because she jumped up and got in his face and started yelling and swearing right back at the man! She tried to grab the phone back from him, but he pushed her away and continued going through the phone and screaming at her, pushing her away, berating her, and started calling her every derogatory name for a woman in the book. While it was shocking to the staffers that the two were going at each other so viciously, it was even more shocking to them that the two other women and the relatives and the personal assistants just sat there quietly the whole time, minding their own business through the screaming and the grabbing and the shoving! No one tried to shield the child/ren from what was going on, and no one tried to intervene in the fight. They have known the woman since she was single, and they have known her as part of a couple. The controlling behavior and the physical altercation and the swearing were all apparently just routine to them! So, the next time you see this couple acting all sweet and loving and trusting and supportive and high class with each other in front of the cameras, know that its apparently a whole different story behind the scenes
Third Woman: Beyonce
The Other Two Women: Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams "Destinys Child"
Super Bowl halftime
GOSSIP 02/06 **#2**
This young performer is really depressed right now. He got out from under the control of his family only to fall under the control of his girlfriend. She decides everything: what he is going to wear, where they are going to live, how often he speaks to his family. She tells him that she wants him to stop touring because it is too stressful. She presents all this to him as if it is for his own good but it is actually all for her own good! She is nobody, but she thinks she deserves to be a star and her relationship with him is just one step up the ladder. She is the one who wants them to move to a place where she can be "seen". She is the one who is having him publicly shill products with whom she is associated. She is the one who wants him to get tickets so that she can be photographed in the front row at Fashion Week. She is the one who wants to live together and engaged a reality TV show to film them looking for a place to live. When they go out for dinner, she is the one who calls the paparazzi to notify them where they will be. In return for the tip off, she is the one who asks that they always use the word "beautiful" before her name. She is totally using him, but he doesnt really seem to get that. He is terribly unhappy but he doesnt know why. His friends are worried that he is not strong enough to get out of the relationship. He is not very mature, he drinks a lot, and he is afraid to be alone.
He: Joe Jonas
She: Blanda Eggenschwiler
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#1- 5**
1. Which comic film star is known to be narcissistic, insecure, needy, and demanding (though what he really should be demanding is a dietitian and a trainer)? Jonah Hill
2. Which top designer is a bottom? Ditto which respected TV presence? Calvin Klein; Anderson Cooper
3. Which family-values-loving Republican candidate (who lost) could never seem to remember the name of the babysitter he dropped his kids with so he could go on flag-waving missionsfor three years in a row? Rick Santorum
4. Which auteur obviously writes what she knows? (Her eyes were rolling like pinballs at a press event, where "coke" was every third word out of her mouth. She really buzzes.) Lena Dunham "Girls"
5. Which reality star was in a jealous rage when a much bigger reality
star got all the attention in the same store on Fashion's Night Out?
Rager: Jill Zarin
Bigger: Kim Kardashian
Store: Lord and Taylor
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#6 - #10**
6. Which designer who went backstage with a superstar after a Broadway show was so loud and crass that no one could hear what the superstar was saying, which everyone was much more interested in than what the designer was squawking?
7. Which rock wife is prone to dramatic utterances of "Don't you know who I am?" when department-store workers don't snap to the attention she'd like? Sharon Osbourne
8. Which other rock wife gets so excited when shopping that she strips down to practically nothing in full view of other customers, in order to try things on more quickly? (The result is a sort of horrified bemusement.) Shannon Tweed (Gene Simmons); Kate Hudson (Matt Bellamy); Trudi Syler (Sting)
9. Which documentarian is following a designer around with a camera, mainly so he can use the footage to force the designer back into rehab? Douglas Keeve and John Galliano
10. Which plus-size stage actress is a lesbian who's girlfriends with someone who was in Evita?
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#11 - #15**
11. Which TV hunk supposedly never met a casting director he didn't lick, er, like? Joe Mangianello; Colton Haynes; Chace Crawford
12. Which indie-style rocker pocketed an additional $15,000 for a tour, supposedly for the extra lighting and musicians he needed, though he ended up grinningly standing there with just a spotlight and no band at all? Jason Mraz
13. Which onetime heartthrob has managed to keep his sexuality a well-guarded secret for five decades? Bobby Sherman; Tom Selleck; Englebert Humperdink; Tom Jones
14. Which actress playing a controversial character is apparently not happy having to enact the role of someone she despises? Jane Fonda as Nancy Reagan "The Butler"
15. Which acclaimed actress whom everyone's wondering about is supposedly bumping it with the female producer of one of her big films? Jessica Chastain/Megan Ellison "Zero Dark Thirty"
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#16 - #20**
16. Which kid who'd just been cast in a Broadway show managed to find her way to her future dressing room, which she cagily checked out with a tape measure?
17. Which legend could have directed the proposed revival of Funny Girl, but was told, "Your Fanny Brice will be Sara Ramirez"? Barbra Streisand
18. Which Broadway star infuriated her director after she begged him to bring in a former co-star as a consultant because he's the one who basically coached her to glory last time around? (The star and director ended up not speaking to each other, and some feel the result shows.)
19. Which Oscar winner tried to take her kids backstage to meet the stars of a show they'd just seen, but was completely unrecognized by security, who told her she could just wait by the stage door like everyone else? (She huffed and replied, "Well, it's just that I'm an actor, too" before actually announcing her name in hopes of gaining quicker entrée. Yes, she went there. Still, no dice.)
20. Which movie star who was recently on Broadway is such a challenging diva that when an assistant of hers quit after 10 days, she got a call from another former assistant saying "Congratulations!"? Scarlett Johansson "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof"; Debra Winger "The Anarchist"
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#21 - #26**
21. Which quirky TV actress privately tells people she thought the direction of Lincoln was terrible?
22. Which designer for a luxury French brand allegedly gets intimate with that married (to a woman) hip-hop star?
23. What pudgy daytime TV star routinely dodges her ex-stylist's calls since she still owes him thousands of dollars? Sherri Shepherd
24. Which long-running actress that everyone assumes is blissfully married has actually bedded virtually every male co-star in creation, as her hubby simply bites his tongue and chalks it up to research? Meryl Streep
25. Which superstar's other son is looking to sell a memoir? (Free answer: Cher offspring Elijah Blue. Can't wait.)
26. Which higher-up at a gay media outlet writes under a pseudonym for a certain website that used to attack that outlet so thoroughly it was banned from being viewed?
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#27 - #30**
And now, let's stop in the vintage gossip shop for some oldies-but-not-moldies:
27. What bizarre icon once called a famous mail-order company to finish his last-minute Christmas shopping, and when the clerk quipped, "We'll beam those right out," he complained to a manager and had the clerk beamed right out of there? (i.e., he got the guy fired.) William Shatner
28. Which then-sitcom star and his Latino boyfriend got coked up and trashed their hotel room, leading to the cancellation of the play the sitcom star was appearing in? (Hint: Decades later, he died, still in the closet.) Sherman Helmsley
29. Which actor, best known for a big '80s sitcom, used to hire a dominatrix to lock him up for the weekend and routinely tinkle on him? Alan Thicke
30. Which other former sitcom stara gal with a wacky, freewheeling sense of spiritualityused to breastfeed her pet possum while she got her hair colored, also making sure to have a wet nurse around to do the job when she was busy with something more important? Why was I born? Kirstie Alley
Is this successful Filmmaker turning to the lowest common denominator to get you in the theater? A wild promotion and even wilder casting is not this Director's usual M.O. Tyler Perry "Tyler Perry's Temptation" (for casting Kim Kardashian)
LAWYER 02/07 **#1**
This former A+ list celebrity/actor has slid a long way down the list ladder in the intervening years. Still popular, but generally with an older crowd, although most young people know at least a few of his early works very well. Actually with the older crowd he still sells out lots of places. At a recent show, our former A lister looked wasted and there was a woman in a wheelchair trying to give him a gift and he kept ignoring her. She said "I have something for you." He said "I've got something for you and I'd like to sing some more songs." He also told people to stop shouting while he was singing. David Cassidy
LAWYER 02/07 **#2**
When you have no money and are trying to recapture the tiny amount of fame you once had and need money to do it, it is probably not the best idea for this C list celebrity/reality star to be cheating on his bank rolling B+ list all movie actress wife. The fact that he cheated with one of the biggest D list celebrity big mouths ensures this will get out. Paul McDonald ("American Idol")/Nikki Reed
LAWYER 02/07 **#3**
This married B-/C+ list actor/host was busted in a radio station bathroom stall having sex with the assistant to his publicist. Mario Lopez
LAWYER 02/07 **#4**
When this A list all movie actress who used to be an A+ list all movie actress announces her divorce in the next few weeks, one thing that probably won't be discussed is that even though she will be seeking joint custody of the kids, her husband is the one who has the relationship with them. Our actress is kind of meh about the whole thing. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban
LAWYER 02/07 **#5**
This foreign born celebrity will probably be a permanent B lister because of her history. She used to be A+ list along with some of her friends. She recently split with a guy after they had sex for the first time. She told one of her friends that when they were having sex he said, "I can't believe I'm having sex with_______." Yeah, he confused her with one of her friends. Geri Halliwell/He called her Baby Spice
LAWYER 02/07 **#6**
This former A+ list celebrity with very famous girlfriends and wives and now a solid B- lister hates leaving the country because of the inevitable heroin withdrawal. Likes one day trips. Two tops. Marilyn Manson
LAWYER 02/07 **#7**
Usually casting couch sex is just sex for a role or some kind of help. This one time though, a marriage came out of a casting couch situation because the pair were bonded by what happened after. The actress at the time was B list and actually approaching A list but still needed to audition for this role that she really wanted. The director made it clear what he wanted and the pair hooked up and he offered her the part. Then someone else got involved and our casting couch actress lost the part through no fault of the director. He was fully on board. The producer of the movie wanted someone else in the role and told the studio he would back out unless his actress got the role. The director and the producer argued and the producer won. It turns out that the producer realized during the filming that the A list actress he had chosen was not the right decision. She was being the worst diva ever and acting as if she had been an A lister for 25 years when she had not even been alive that long. The director would confide all this to his casting couch companion and promised her that he would get her the lead in his very next movie. She didn't get the lead, but she did get a really good role in the next movie. Meanwhile the A list diva never got another good role and is now a C+ on a good day who mainly does television.
GOSSIP 02/07 **#1**
This celebritys son is stirring up trouble for the second time in less than a year. The first time, it was because of his drug habits. Now, its because of some photos. Naked photos, to be more exact. The celebritys teenage son took some naked photos of himself. They were supposed to be private. They didnt stay that way. Will the celebrity father be upset? Its unlikely. He was the one who gave his son drugs in the first place, so he is not exactly the paragon of strict parenthood. In fact, hes so wild and free himself that hell probably just light up with pride when he sees the photos. By the way, there are three clues in the previous sentence. Snoop Doggs (Lion) son Corde Broadus
GOSSIP 02/07 **#2**
When you are a young star, you want to be cool, but you have to keep it clean. If your image gets tarnished, you could watch your reputation disappear overnight. So what do you do if you are one of the biggest young stars in the world and suddenly a video tape surfaces? Its a porn tape. And the person in it looks a lot like you. Well, this tape almost gave his team a collective heart attack! But we have some good news. Its not him. We repeat: Its not him! Yes, the guy in it looks like him, but he is actually an experienced porn actor and not the young star. The porn star even took on a pseudonym to sound like the young star. So what is his team going to do about it? Nothing. They arent even going to address it because that would just bring more attention to the video and the lookalike porn actor, and they dont want the word "porn" anywhere near this star and his reputation. As for the thought that this porn tape might actually help the star look more studly, just know that wouldnt happen in this case. Because its a gay porn tape.
Porn star: Jack Styles
Pop star: Harry Styles
ITEM 02/07 **#3**
We have some delicious dish for you! This celebrity couples marriage hit a major bump in the road when they went through an infidelity scandal, but they came out the other side with their relationship stronger than ever. Good thing, too, because there is a major announcement coming up! Whether you want to say that she has a bun in the oven, a pea in the pod, or that her eggo is preggo is unimportant. The important thing is that she is, in fact, pregnant! She and her handsome husband are being cautious and denying it for now because they have some extra risk factors (she is over 30 and she is not a big girl). However, we happen to know that she has already hit the three month point and that they are simply waiting an extra week or two before making the announcement. Assuming that all continues to go well with the pregnancy, the official announcement will be made within the next two weeks. Fergie & Josh Duhamel
LAWYER 02/08 **#1**
Fashion Week: This former almost A list celebrity who is now a C lister has been sitting front row everywhere and designers are ticked off. At one show when she attempted to take her front row seat and the organizers saw who it was and not who it was supposed to be (A list celebrity who is very close to C lister) they told her she would have to move several rows back. Instead, the celebrity got her photo taken in the front row and then left rather than be towards the back with everyone else. Ashlee Simpson
LAWYER 02/08 **#2**
Fashion Week: This A list award winning all movie actress showed up at a charity event for Fashion Week which usually involves walking the runway. The actress hammered out of her mind but insisted she could make it and would be fine and that she was not drunk and that she was just a little sleepy. She then proceeded to not only throw up on the dress she was supposed to wear but another too. She then passed out under a makeup table and didn't walk the runway.
LAWYER 02/08 **#3**
This former A list celebrity and now struggling to hold on to B- after dropping to a C was criticized last year for putting on weight. Turns out she had been pregnant and her publicist was set to make an announcement when she lost the baby in a miscarriage. She never stopped drinking after she found out she was pregnant. Lady Gaga
LAWYER 02/08 **#4**
This A list celebrity has had to deny she is having marriage problems. She says that everything is perfect and that she will never get divorced. She might never get divorced, but she should probably also stop seeing that executive in that company she works with. Of course the weekly hotel room visits could be about work. The room service. The bathrobe you opened the door in last week. It's all work. The marriage is probably fine. Kris Jenner (the cheating and marriage issues really make sense looking at it now)
LAWYER 02/08 **#5**
This B list celebrity and foreign reality star spent ten minutes ranting about his A list celebrity partner and used the b word about 200 times in those ten minutes. He also said he would never work with her again and then started talking about how she wants the world to think she is clean and a do gooder and how he knew things that would destroy her. The world would LOVE to hear those things.
LAWYER 02/08 **#6**
This B- list celebrity and former failed reality judge has always trashed her former co-worker. Now, when the celebrity heard that her former co-worker was spending several nights a week with Prince Harry she can't stop trying to text and call and be bff with her former co-worker. The celebrity even gave an interview where she says they used to be like sisters. The aggrieved co-worker said, "True, if this was Cinderella and she was the evil step-sister." Nicole Scherzinger jealous of Ashley Roberts
LAWYER 02/08 **#7**
This A list celebrity and reality star is married. He holds a very powerful position and lately he seems to relish finding out information about various women and then using that information as trade bait. He will make their lives miserable unless they have sex with him. His wife has been long relegated to showing up only at events that he cannot explain away. He has not divorced her simply because he knows he would marry again and have to go through dating and paying for a wedding and he just at this point in his life is enjoying blackmail and extortion. There is one person though who has started fighting back and sending e-mails to people with details and photos and trying to build a record to use against the A lister in court. She has been sending it out because she honestly fears for her life sometimes and it is still being used by the A lister. In her e-mails she documents where and when each meeting happened and she has been able to find two other women he has also threatened. They are scared to come forward but the woman at least has their names. She tried following one of the women for awhile to see if she could take photos but said it was a mess and she sucks at it. The woman she tried to follow is a former B-/C+ list singer/celebrity who has some financial problems and the A lister helped her out and then demanded sex. The celebrity complied and in the process the A lister learned even more and has been demanding sex more frequently.
Which two celebrities carefully avoided each other during the 2013 Oscar Nominees Luncheon and Class Photo? The two men have worked together, and everyone assumes that they are friends. However, one of the men had a brief affair with the other mans Significant Other. The two got into a fight about it (no punches were thrown, although there was some shoving and a lot of yelling and name-calling), and have avoided each other ever since. Bradley Cooper/Ben Affleck (Jennifer Garner)
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STREET KING 02/08
Our blind item is taking a walk down memory lane literally! Thats because insiders say the actress recently moved back into her mothers home, sleeping in her childhood bedroom. Its a situation which were told the troubled 26-year-olds mother is happy with. Know why? Because our blind item will reportedly now be helping her worthless coke-sniffing mom to meet monthly mortgage payments. Shes rumored to be dating a male cheerleader named Josh Chunn, but sources say she recently smashed on Jersey Shore cast member. Dont believe me.. Ask Pauly D. Todays blind item earned $1,092,480 just last year alone, but shes said to have squandered it all. Know why? Because todays blind item is known to be Hollywoods leading party girl. Just ask Leonardo DiCaprio. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 02/09 **#1**
This A+ list rapper who talks a big game when it comes to women and has had a few high profile relationships with women has always preferred guys. Fairly open secret. The thing is he has never practiced safe sex and one of his conquests is threatening to sue him saying that the rapper passed on the HIV virus. The rap star has refused to take a test proving he is negative. 50 Cent; P. Diddy
LAWYER 02/09 **#2**
This married, closeted almost A list all movie actress is thrilled out of her mind. She has been offered the role of a lesbian and has already asked producers to give her more than the one sex scene that is written in the movie. Her almost A list all movie actor must be thrilled too. He does not get tired of bearding for her though. She puts up with his antics and the other women and she is hot. Catherine Zeta Jones "The Last Chapter"
LAWYER 02/10 **#1**
Grammy Week: This former almost A list singer and now trying to hang on to any kind of list was at a party this week and took full advantage of a missing C list celebrity girlfriend to latch on to this almost A list rapper. She is good at latching and she kept touching him all night and making it perfectly clear that she was available. I think she was as shocked as everyone when he turned her down, especially considering later he was putting moves on a model. He says he only likes white women.
Former A list singer: Ashanti
C list girlfriend: Amber Rose
Almost A list rapper: Wiz Khalifa
LAWYER 02/10 **#2**
Grammy Week: This A+ list female singer who I keep expecting to turn up as a judge on a show was all happy and nice to this female one hit wonder and wished her luck at the awards. Later, our A lister was discussing the one hit wonder and said that she was really nice to her because everyone knows that she will never be back and that she wanted her to enjoy the party.
A+ list female singer: Katy Perry
Female one-hit wonder: Carly Rae Jepson
LAWYER 02/10 **#3**
Grammy Week: If you are this A+ list celebrity and sometime actress which decision would you make? You have to go to a party. You can either choose to pick the side of the room that has the A list celebrity your husband used to sleep with or the former B list celebrity that your husband sleeps with currently in a rotation with one other person. Our A+ lister chose to walk through the entire room quickly and hung out with people who probably have not slept with her husband.
A+ list celebrity: Beyonce
A list celebrity husband slept with: Rihanna
Former B list celebrity husband currently sleeping with: Adrienne Bailon
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LAWYER 02/10 **#4**
You will never find anyone in Hollywood who has had sex with this A+ list all movie actress. No matter how many stories are leaked which claims she is dating this actor or this person you have never heard of, she has never dated anyone other than as friends. The only thing that matters to her is acting. Lots of guys have asked her out and she has gone on a few dates, but no one has ever had sex with her. Jessica Chastain
LAWYER 02/10 **#5**
This Hunger Games B list actor who everyone has been told is in a very serious relationship got a 19 year old local teen pregnant while he was shooting in North Carolina. She is due in late spring. You just know our actor is going to want a paternity test, if only to keep his girlfriend mollified. So far she has not broken up with him over it because he says he never slept with the teen. She and her friends say otherwise. Liam Hemsworth (girlfriend: Miley Cyrus)
LAWYER 02/11 **#1**
Grammy Week: What to do when your parents and me weekly activity group is invaded by a celebrity? On Saturday this A list singer with a great voice and her celebrity husband took their kid to play at an activity group. This is a regular group but the celebrity parents decided since they were around that there needed to be special rules. Parents who usually take photos and videos of their children were told they would not be able to this time because some parent might try and take a photo of the celebrities. The woman who runs the group was threatened by an assistant to the celebrity to make sure that every parent complied. Alicia Keys/Swizz Beatz
LAWYER 02/11 **#2**
Apparently jaws dropped almost to the floor when this C list mostly television actor slapped his gorgeous B- list all movie actress wife with A list name recognition right across the face and drew blood on her lip. That the actor hits his wife is probably not a huge shock. That he did so in front of 10 people after he said that she disrespected him was something that made everything go quiet. The actress just blotted the blood dry and acted as if nothing had happened and didn't even leave the party. Brian Austin Green/Megan Fox
LAWYER 02/11 **#3**
Grammy After Party: This B- list all movie actress has been through hell and back with her B list celebrity husband. She showed up on his arm for the umpteenth time showing her support and how did he repay her? He spent all night getting phone numbers from other women and having his wife fetch him drinks and even sent her to buy him a pack of cigarettes. He literally walks all over her and she does nothing. He yells at her and she does nothing. She has always picked guys who treat her like crap. Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford
LAWYER 02/11 **#4**
Grammy Week: Some of the buzz during Grammy week centered around this former Grammy nominee who is making her way slowly back to the big time. She used to be A list but as noted in this space before was just devastated by this A list all movie actor and has gone through some serious amounts of therapy and is also on meds as she continues to fight through the mental and emotional battles caused by the actor. Everyone says they expect to see her at the awards next year. Britney Spears/Ben Affleck
LAWYER 02/11 **#5**
Fashion Week: You would never know it by looking at him and he collected model phone numbers by the pocketful, but this former almost A list television and movie actor from a very hit network show who is now a B-/C+ list all movie actor is one of the kinkiest actors out there. He is also the only one I have heard of who had sex at a show this year. After all the people had emptied out after one show, our actor and a model he had met before the show went at it right behind the front row of chairs. Topher Grace
LAWYER 02/11 **#6**
Fashion Week: This supposedly sober C+ celebrity with A list name recognition was anything but at a show this weekend. As soon as the lights went down she spent most of the show with her already short dress hiked up to her waist because she was bent over the entire time doing lines of coke. In the front row.
LAWYER 02/11 **#7**
It could be one of the greatest PR moves of all time. This actress, although probably no higher than a B- list who primarily is in movies has had a number one movie in the past six months as a co-star. No bottom filler for her anymore. Anyway, also within the past six months she and her significant other split and her PR team has created this fascinating story that our actress was devastated by the split and crying herself to sleep every night when she was even able to sleep and that she is the ultimate victim of love and the stories are numerous and they imply that he ex was cheating on her and because her ex is notoriously press shy, no one can get a statement from him. So, her story stands unquestioned when in fact, it was her who has cheated multiple times during the relationship and left her significant other for another man who she had been seeing constantly. During this press onrush she has tried to take care to not be seen with him because the public is entirely on her side and she has been getting more press than she has ever in her life. When the stories die down then she will come out of hiding with her foreign born actor lover.
Actress: Gemma Arterton ("Hansel & Gretel")
Significant Other: Stefano Catelli
Foreign born lover:
GOSSIP 02/11/13 **#1**
This singer could have won a Grammy award last night. But he didnt. He was restrained about the loss when it happened, but his real feelings about the winner surfaced at an after-party. After a few drinks, he was heard complaining, "I cant believe I lost to that faggot!"
Singer Who Complained: Chris Brown
Singer Who Won: Frank Ocean
GOSSIP 02/11 **#2**
This probably wont come as a huge shock to anyone, but there was a little drug activity going on backstage at The Grammys. During rehearsal, these three big names teamed up to perform a medley of songs. To relax beforehand, they passed around a big blunt in this cloud-floating divas dressing room. Indulging in the herb along with her were a moon-walking legend and this other-worldly crooner. By the way, the three singers were there to rehearse a tribute number to a talent who passed but who would have certainly approved of their activities if he was alive!
Cloud Floater: Rihanna
Moon Walker: Sting (Walking on the Moon)
Other Worldly: Bruno Mars
Tribute Subject: Bob Marley
GOSSIP 02/11 **#3**
She may have been snubbed by the Grammys, but this pop singer is finding another way to make headlines. The most recent one is about the sparkly ring that shes been flashing on the fourth finger of her left hand. Is she engaged to be married? First of all, she is not engaged. The ring which she bought herself is just meant to provoke talk about her and her relationship and her music. She is an attention-monger, and if she cant get it with her music, shell get it any way she can. Second of all, she is not even really dating the guy with whom she is photographed! The musician with whom she is getting cozy in photos is just a PR setup. Her real boyfriend is a non-famous night club promoter. Lana del Rey/Barrie-James ONeill
After Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" won the Grammy for best pop duo/group performance, he revealed that Kimbra wasn't his first, or even his second, choice for the song. He had already gone through two female singers for the track and was waiting on another vocalist when "she called out." "I built so much expectation with that vocalist that I was feeling a little crushed," he said backstage after collecting the Grammy. It came down to Kimbra to sing on the song that was recorded in her apartment. It was last year's biggest hit. As for the unnamed singer, Gotye said she makes wonderful music on her own and "shouldn't be mad." Gotye also won the Grammy for best alternative music album for "Making Mirrors." Mesfin Fekadu Twitter http://twitter.com/MusicMesfin
Gotyes First Choice:
Gotyes Second Choice:
STREET KING 02/11
Shes a singer who once said shes got it goin on, but Minister Louis Farrakhan may not exactly see it that way. Thats because her 4-1-1 now features her acting role in throwing the Nation Of Islam leader under the bus in "Betty and Coretta". The made for TV Lifetime movie has rubbed many insiders the wrong way, as reports reveal the docudrama is far from being accurate. Dont believe me.. Ask Bernice King . Our blind items quest to find a Real Love is a search thats said to have included a set of ratchet happenings. Were talking about incidents including our mystery ladys 90's smash-encounter with Mike Tyson reported to have been consummated on a grimy Big Apple street, just outside of a nightclub. Just ask Puffy. Its been almost a decade since she tied the knot with a man being exposed as the Mr. Wrong in her life. Thats because he could be leading our blind item to the poor house as sources say he recently defaulted on a $2.2 million dollar loan. This news comes shorty after our blind items "Family Affair" charity remains at the center of mishandling funds and cheating scholarship students accusations. Dont believe me.. Ask Steve Stoute. To make matter worse just last week our blind item reportedly defaulted on a $500,000 loan. Now, she could be facing a second legal battle hatched against her in just three-months. Mary J. Blige
LAWYER 02/12 **#1**
This teen C list celebrity/actress with A+ list name recognition had dumped her boyfriend after the umpteenth time he beat her. The thing is she took him back because he is the one who scores her drugs for her. Two days of being hunched over in withdrawals was all it took for her to take him back. Taylor Momsen
LAWYER 02/12 **#2**
This former A list tweener was at a Grammy party over the weekend and had her first line of coke ever. She said that it was the best thing she ever felt and then said except for sex with her B list actor all movies boyfriend but then said, "No, this is better. Besides right now he is probably having sex with that bitch he thinks I don't know about." Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
LAWYER 02/12 **#3**
This almost A list still in her mid-teens all movie actress had her lips injected two weeks ago for the first time. She thinks it will help her get more roles and her late 20 something boyfriend apparently convinced her that it made her look more sexy. Abigail Breslin
LAWYER 02/12 **#4**
What do you do if you are a married executive who got busted having sex with your nanny and now your nanny is threatening to sue you for sexual harassment? You get her a role that has turned her from a nobody that absolutely no one had ever heard of to a solid B lister on a hit show almost overnight. Beth Behrs "2 Broke Girls"
LAWYER 02/12 **#5**
This actress is probably D list now. A few years ago she was just about A list. She was on a very hit network television show and had just been cast as the lead in a popcorn flick that went on to make hundreds of millions of dollars. She never got to shoot that movie though because she overdosed on the set of the show. The overdose part was kept quiet, but she was quietly asked to leave the show and the movie role went to someone else who has become an A list all movie actress.
LAWYER 02/12 **#6**
This one hit wonder has spent millions of dollars of his girlfriend's money to try and recapture his fame. She has paid for every expense of his since they started dating and all his recording too. She is supposed to get a piece of whatever he earns but they never signed anything and if the record is a hit, he will leave her in a second. He misses having women throw themselves at him. James Blunt
LAWYER 02/12 **#7**
Back in the day before this A list all movie actor became who he is today he was just another actor trying to move up the ladder. That he went so high so quickly is not exactly hard to figure out when you hear about his casting couch experiences with men. Wait, you haven't heard about them, but you might in the very near future. It turns out that he once shared a very close, intimate relationship with one of his co-stars. She used to be A list in movies and television. She never had sex with our actor, but they became very close off-screen and he shared to her how he got the role in which they both starred and how he had got another previous role as well as his life growing up which he has never shared with anyone. Now, our actress is short of cash and has written a manuscript/historical fiction type book which barely fictionalizes those couple of months together. She envisions a book and a play and maybe a movie and apparently it is really really good. Every publisher who has seen it has loved it and then immediately passed because they are scared of what kind of wrath the actor will bring down on them. A few play producers have shown more gumption than the publishers and it might move straight to a play. Rebecca DeMornay/Tom Cruise
Imitation should be the highest form of flattery, but sometimes its downright creepy. Z-List is a reality TV cast member, hoping to shoot to fame and popularity like her idol D-List has done over the past few years. Z-List is copying everything about D-List in a very "single white female" sort of way. Z-List is befriending the same people, trying to network in the same social circles and even hiring the same press teams. Z-List has also had D-Lists sloppy seconds in the man department, though Z denies it and hopes to vanquish the rumors ASAP. Eye witnesses say Z and Money Bags were very openly cozied up at an after bar party, where Z was incredibly rude and obnoxious to party goers whilst she snuggled in his lap. Random tidbit: Z also fancies herself a bit of a fortune teller. Hint: its NOT the duo you will all immediately assume.
Z List: Ashlee Wilson-Hawn "Big Rich Atlanta"
D List: Kim Zolciak "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
Money Bags: Big Poppa
TO EARS 02/12
This couple wishes they could wake up to a bed full of children but that wont happen anytime soon. Why ? Because this reality star is so stressed trying to keep up with her sisters and keep her husband happy she is going crazy. She already has weight issues, but cant let her husbands ex be the only person to give him a child. The husband has taken his stress out in other ways. What ways? By cheating with any and everybody. He even had sex with a known slut from Basketball Wives LA. The wife is always defending the marriage, but insiders know he is cheating! Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom (ex - Liza Morales)
LAWYER 02/13 **#1**
This A list celebrity called everyone she knew last night looking for her almost A list mostly movies actor husband. He was not answering her calls or texts and she was worried that something had happened to him while he was out of town. Yep. Got drunk and called a hooker just like the good old days from not that long ago. Fergie/Josh Duhamel
LAWYER 02/13 **#2**
This B list celebrity who has not done much lately swears she is breast feeding. Considering how much she is drinking every night and those pills she is popping, let us hope not. It is like she has gone off the deep end in the past month. She had been so good for so long and what everyone thought was a little steam being let out is turning into way more. Sienna Miller
LAWYER 02/13 **#3**
Fashion Week: This B list celebrity/designer was overheard telling her assistant at the conclusion of a show how everything they just saw was shit, and that she had never seen anything worse and that the designer should kill themselves. Our celebrity then made directly for the designer and air kissed him while saying she had never seen anything better. Rachel Zoe
LAWYER 02/13 **#4**
This former A+++ list television actress and one of the most well known names to ever be an actress and who will always be well loved tried to walk into a restaurant the other night and be seated. The place was packed and she had no reservation. She was with one other person. Our actress talked to three different people at the place and no one had ever heard of her. When it became clear that star power was not going to get her a table, our actress, graceful as ever thanked them and walked out. One patron who saw it happen said it almost made him cry to watch it. It was the most awkward scene he had ever witnessed. Mary Tyler Moore
LAWYER 02/13 **#5**
This approaching A list mostly television comedic actor on a network comedy is never seen with women. He never talks about women either. When he has something with family he brings home a woman who has been his friend forever. The rest of the time he spends with a very long term boyfriend. He is very good at keeping this secret and most of his friends are loyal about keeping it quiet too.
LAWYER 02/13 **#6**
This C list celebrity of A+ list offspring went to the emergency room this week. He burned himself with Nair while trying to remove all the hair in his genital region. Guess his older B list celebrity girlfriend likes him smooth. Sean Stewart/Adrienne Maloof
LAWYER 02/13 **#7**
This is an interesting couple. Not in front of the cameras everyday, they are used to living their own life. One is a B list actor who was on a very hit show for an almost network. She is a celebrity/actress/whatever she calls herself that day. Great couple. They are living together now and there is even talk that she is already pregnant which would make her mom happy and her dad ticked off. The thing is, although everyone knows our actor is the dad, or would be the dad, what people don't know is that our actor has convinced our actress that he needs more than just her in his life as far as sex goes and he has been bringing multiple women home with him and apparently has been trying to get them pregnant too. His celebrity girlfriend appears to be totally on board with it and thinks it is all very spiritual. Yeah, let me know if she still feels the same way a few years from now when there are a bunch of kids he is responsible for and paying child support to. Zoë Kravitz (parents Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz)/Penn Badgley
106. SANDRA ROSE (old blind items) 02/13
An anonymous source writes: This Hollywood socialite is a virgin who loves receiving oral sex from men. One man in particular says he enjoys pleasing women, but he said he couldnt do it with her anymore because she wasnt the freshest smelling He said he wasnt the only one some of his other celeb friends didnt know how to tell her [about her feminine hygiene] and they soon broke it off with her. Not to mention they werent getting any intercourse from her, so most guys arent going to stick around with a chick who is not engaging in intercourse.
Industry insiders are whispering about a certain diva singer who is allegedly creeping behind her music mogul husbands back. I cant say any names, but the singer apparently has a history of cheating with married men. My source says the singer caught a serious beat down at the ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Awards held in Atlanta about 12 years ago. The source, who begged for anonymity, told Sandrarose.com that the wife of a music industry veteran heard rumors that the singer was sleeping with her husband (whose son used to be an in-demand music producer). Their worlds collided at the ASCAP host hotel in Atlanta when the singer stepped on an elevator that was occupied at the time by the industry veteran and his wife (who Im told is no pushover). The wife commenced to beat the singer down to the floor of the elevator. The singers screams could be heard echoing throughout the hotel. Im told that the industry veteran separated the two brawling women before any serious injuries could occur. Needless to say the relationship between the singer and the industry veteran ended in that elevator that night. But the singer reportedly hasnt learned her lesson. My source says she is creeping again, and my source wishes the music mogul would "open his eyes" and see what is transpiring in front of him (or behind his back as the case may be). The source says the moguls friends are very concerned about his health and that Interscope records made him take off a month from work to rest. "Hes financing her career out of his own pocket because he loves her, but all she really cares about is her album," said my confidential source.
Industry insiders are whispering about a certain reality TV star who is so sprung on her lesbian lover that she blows through frequent flyer miles and buddy passes jetting back and forth to the west coast to see her. They say the reality star recently over extended herself when she flew her strapping lover to New York to attend the Keyshia Cole and Rihanna concerts. She barely had enough money to fly back to LA. Now insiders say the reality star has run out of cash and she was forced to place a call to a well-known businessman here in Atlanta asking him to wire her $1000 so she could fly back to Atlanta. The businessman (who knows shes a lesbian) flat out refused to front her the cash. Im not sure how the reality star will get back to Atlanta, but I am shocked that no one told me she was a lesbian.
Does another one of your favorite rappers have a freaky flick floating around? A source told BOSSIP exclusively that there is indeed a new naughty tape featuring one of the four rappers from the mega-hit "Pop That" A BOSSIP source whispers that Kimmi Kennedy is a vixen that doesnt mind mixing business and pleasure. Shes the latest mens mag model to step in the booth in hot pursuit of a rap career, but when she reached out to this rapper he gave her a lot more than a feature. Besides the free verse our "Pop That" MC also supplied a serving of long hard D on the side. French Montana
This pretty actress sat in the front row of one of the shows at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York. She didnt get there easily. She was initially assigned a seat in the second row. When she got to the seat, she refused to sit down. "There must be some sort of mistake!" she exclaimed, and excused herself to go call her publicist. She tried to speak quietly, but everyone around her heard her anyway. "I cant sit in the second row! The second row is for reality stars and losers! If you cant get me a front-row seat, I am leaving!" It was a quiet hissy fit, but a hissy fit, nonetheless. A couple of phone calls later she had her seat in the front row. She is definitely not a reality star. And we guess shes not a loser, either.
(British blog) Which pop star is really starting to feel the affects from their monster cocaine habit? Lady Gaga
LAWYER 02/14 *#1**
This B list celebrity who is A++ list in her mind is also very jealous. Extremely jealous. She also freaks out a lot. Anyway, her actor husband was filming a scene with this very very attractive C list celebrity/actress who would be a D lister if not for her husband. Anyway, the scene involved some kissing and not very much clothing and the scene took about an hour longer than anticipated. In that hour, when the celebrity did not hear from her husband she got on a plane and flew halfway across the country and when she got there screamed at him with spit flying from her mouth in front of 30 people and told him that when she called he should answer and that nothing was more important than that.
LAWYER 02/14 **#2**
This actress was fast approaching A list. Some serious personal mistakes made her someone no one really wanted to work with in the acting world. She has dated some serious A listers although she is with a C list actor now. Our actress was always known as someone who did not really believe in fidelity. Turns out she is still not bound by that and when she announces she is pregnant in the next few weeks, the father is a mystery, even to her. Sienna Miller
LAWYER 02/14 **#3**
Remarkably enough, this A list mostly television actor has rarely had sex with any of his co-stars. He has however made a few exceptions and he said recently of one of his current co-stars that, "She might not look like much, but she gave me the best blow job I have ever had." Apparently this was just a one time thing. Charlie Sheen/Selma Blair
LAWYER 02/14 **#4**
This C+ list mostly movie actress now who made her fame in television and has huge name recognition because of a very popular character says that she does not work as much as she could because she has a very hard time working with men or doing any kind of love scene or kissing scene because she was sexually assaulted by a co-star once and she has flashbacks and panic attacks sometimes on set when she is working with men.
LAWYER 02/14 **#5**
This actress is B list. She used to be mostly movies but is now mostly television. She also has the worst luck when it comes to guys. Why? She is always trying to get guys to go out with her who can make her more famous. She remembers what it was like before her current hit cable show when no one wanted her for a role. She is convinced if she had been dating someone famous that she would have got roles sooner. Skewed thinking, but unless you are an A lister, she won't give you the time of day. Emmy Rossum
LAWYER 02/14 **#6**
This former A list celebrity who has had drinking issues in the past which has probably contributed to her drop to B list, was found passed out drunk in her driveway next to one of her cars which was on.
LAWYER 02/14 **#7**
This celebrity couple has had its ups and downs. She is a B-list celebrity with A list name recognition. She has some severe self-esteem issues and in the past has been forced to do things by boyfriends which she regrets but also kept repeating the same behavior. The male half of this celebrity couple is probably C list. Most people could not put a face to the name but would probably know the name. He has always been a guy who has a string of women. Not as many as John Mayer, but more than most people would have time for. Our female celebrity knows his reputation and what he has also done to her in the past. She is so scared of losing him to cheating or just leaving that she installed a GPS on his car that she checks from home or her cell. Usually cell, because if he is not with her, she is usually following him. Once his story checks out she usually goes home. She forced him to live with her because she did not trust him when he was out of the house at night. When he was away at night she would wait for him to get home by parking out front of his place. She calls him and texts him constantly. Apparently she even calls him and texts him when he is in another part of the house just to make sure he is not doing something online with someone. Oh, and for that she also has a keystroke device which shows her everything he has typed into the computer. At what point do you just say that perhaps they should not be together. Kat Von D and Deadmau5
GOSSIP 02/14 **#1**
This talented actor manages to be both handsome and a little creepy at the same time. That mix has worked well for him in several of his most famous roles. In fact, he played the antagonist in one of the highest-grossing movies of all time. Although he was the love interest in that movie, he has always been very quiet about his personal life. Hes been married and divorced, but you rarely hear about him dating. That may change soon. He is talking with his friends about coming out as a gay man. He is unsure how this will affect his career. He is under 50 years of age, he is not currently signed to a major agency, and he hasnt played the lead in a big film in a while. Since he already has 50+ credits to his name, and tends to work on multiple films each year, he hopes that this will not impact his career negatively. In fact, he rather optimistically hopes that the added attention may help his name bubble to the surface for some major leading roles that will be cast this year! Billy Zane
GOSSIP 02/14 **#2**
This young performer has a dilemma on his hands. He has not been keeping up his end of the publicitymaking for his project. So his management team has a plan: They want him to propose to his girlfriend. Now, management already knows that he has no intention of actually marrying the girl. They dont care about that. They just want all the attention that goes along with a beautiful young couple in love! One thing is for sure: they know that the fans will cling to every detail of the proposal, the ring, the engagement, the dress, the wedding song, etc. over the next year. And lots of attention from teen girls is what powers the popularity of young performers! The performer and his girlfriend both know this, and they are now arguing over what to do. She is in favor of it, but he is hesitating. By the way, this isnt a new stunt. They proposed the same thing last year, but the performer balked just a few days before it was supposed to happen. It will be interesting to see if he goes through with it this time. Youll know that things are moving in that direction if there is a significant uptick in chatter about their relationship over the next few weeks. Liam Payne "One Direction"/Danielle Peazer
Will the Babydaddies of this R&B Diva cause a problem for her comeback plan? The Diva is preparing to return to the spotlight, but her Babydaddies are so closely connected....could this be a recipe for uncontrollable tension on the set?
Baby Mama: Michelle
Baby Daddy 1: Dr Dre
Baby Daddy 2: Suge Knight
"R & B Divas LA"
MORTON REPORT 02/14
The lesser-spotted Mr and Mrs VIP have been seen once again a rare sighting of an increasingly endangered species. About twice a year this pair come out and put on a display of togetherness. All very convincing, except to those who have heard the rumours about this famous couple. They certainly dont look as if they have left the same bedroom or even the same house. Mr VIP has all the appearance of a well-groomed peacock and Mrs VIP needs a makeover or maybe just a very large paper bag.
Tony and Cherie Blair
LAWYER 02/15 **#1**
This A+ list movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special secret that she shares with her former boyfriend who is a former A list celebrity and now a solid B. Even though our actress is married, she still has a place right next to her ex and when she is in town and he is in town and they are both alone, they always spend the night together. He is the only one who has ever got her to do certain things. He is also the only person who has ever convinced her to get high. Nicole Kidman/Lenny Kravitz
LAWYER 02/15 **#2**
This B- list comedic actor has had his share of trouble in the past. He divides his time between television and movies and is on a middling network show now. He also has a drug issue which has caused him to lose work in the past and which had him destroy a set during rehearsals about six weeks ago. Someone said something to him and he knocked over tables and smashed through the walls of the set. It took the rest of the day to rebuild the damage he caused. Matthew Perry
LAWYER 02/15 **#3**
This foreign born and newly married A list singer was on vacation with his wife. During the flight he went to the back of the plane and the next thing you know there is a huge commotion. It turns out that the singer got himself locked in the lavatory and when the door was finally opened it turns out he was in there with a flight attendant. The wife was standing right there waiting when he got out. Michael Buble
LAWYER 02/15 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actress was overheard talking to one of her friends about the husband of the actress. It turns out that he could not handle their recent baby and it has caused him to have a meltdown. He has moved out of their place and wants nothing to do with the child and is pretending the whole thing never happened.
LAWYER 02/15 **#5**
This aging A list Academy Award winner/nominee actor is dating the teenager who was his son's date to the prom. Sean Penn
LAWYER 02/15 **#6**
This former A list actress who has bombed in movies and made her fame on television is now a B list who can't get work. People were certainly wondering who the guy was who she was canoodling with on a plane and in the airport before splitting in the airport and the paps could see them together. I wonder what her husband would think.
LAWYER 02/15 **#7**
This celebrity at one point reached A list as far as celebrity goes. She was getting acting roles and she thought she had made the transition from celebrity to big time actress. At one point she had three networks all chasing her and wanting her for a show. What does she have now? Nothing. No endorsements, no club appearances, nothing. The only thing left is a few bucks and trying anything to get back where she was just a short time ago. She has discussed writing a book and blowing the lid off the marriage of one of Hollywood's squeakiest celebrity marriages. She had sex with the husband almost everyday for two years. When that ended so did her career for the most part. She used to have endorsement deals. Gone. She was a terrible actress but because of her body kept getting roles. She thought she should be considered a serious actress so refused anymore sexy roles or anything topless. The offers dried up and when she realized that she was ok with being sexy if that was the only way to get work, but it was too late. Producers had moved on to the next person in line. Bad decisions with boyfriends, especially the one who had no idea she was seeing the married guy. Now our celebrity has been trying to get stories leaked about her or showing up half naked in places she knows paps will be just to get a photo taken of her or someone to talk about her. She misses the fame more than anyone you have seen. To have so much and have it taken away. Carmen Electra
LAWYER 02/16 **#1**
Fashion Week was a mess. It was the last straw. This former almost A list celebrity who is now a bouncy C partied so hard and did so much coke it is a wonder she even has a nose. When she goes back to LA it will be rehab time. Her family will insist on it. She is her own worst enemy. She is bruised and battered from running into things and falling down and as the week progressed was having sex with random guys she picked up at parties. Some people thought she might end up dead last week. Ashlee Simpson
LAWYER 02/16 **#2**
Have you wondered why this B list mostly television actress got back together with her foreign born B list celebrity boyfriend. Well, for one thing her ex did not focus on her enough which in her world translates to taking her to enough places and events and going out. When she ran into her ex at an event they were having sex within 20 minutes. She split with her then boyfriend shortly thereafter. Although she is extremely happy to be back with her ex, there is one thing she could do without and that is the threesomes he insists they have every week or two. This will be revealed.
Hayden Panettiere/Wladimir Klitschko/Scotty McKnight
LAWYER 02/17 **#1**
This actress is just about A list now. Mostly movies. Her actor boyfriend is a tool. Anyway, the couple were at an event this past week and had received a tip that a woman at the event was open to a threesome. Our actress is a big fan of them. The actor only dates and marries women who are fans of them. A comedy of errors ensued because there were two women with the same name. One was into it and one was not and our actress spent 30 minutes talking to the one who was not before she finally realized her error. Meanwhile, the actor was getting more and more agitated that the actress was not closing the deal and just walked out in a huff. Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher
LAWYER 02/17 **#2**
It must be threesome day today. This A+ list celebrity was always being pressured by her ex to be in a threesome. She would never do it, but did mess around with a female a few times on her own. This is not to say she does not enjoy threesomes, but she enjoys the two men rather than the two women variety and her current B list celebrity boyfriend is more than happy to oblige because he loves men almost as much as women but has a hard time picking up men on his own.
A+ list celebrity: Katy Perry
Ex: Russell Brand
B list celebrity boyfriend: John Mayer
LAWYER 02/17 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was in talks to do a movie with this A+ list mostly movie actor/Academy Award winner/nominee but the wife of the Academy Award winner/nominee said fuck no and would leave the actor in a second. It turns out the wife of actor #1 had a fling with the Academy Award winner/nominee while she was husband searching and almost destroyed the marriage. She was great at destroying relationships.
Mostly Movie A actor: Ryan Reynolds
Wife that was husband shopping: Blake Lively
Academy Award Actor: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
LAWYER 02/17 **#4**
Have you wondered why this former A list tweener is working out so much? It is not just for her career, but also because she caught her husband cheating and she thinks that she can keep him if she looks perfect. She looks pretty good to me and since he has been cheating for a while with several different people, I think it might be time to just dump him. Hilary Duff/Mike Comrie
HUFFINGTON POST/Richard J. Rosendall 02/18
Which closeted actor shows no sense of irony playing a man with a secret gay past?
Actor: Kevin Spacey
Role: Frank Underwood
Project: "House of Cards"
LAWYER 02/18 **#1**
This former A list actress is quite the handful. At this point in her career, despite still having almost A list name recognition she would probably latch on to a reality show like Lindsay Lohan at a clothing photo shoot. Anyway, our actress confronted her actor boyfriend after he came home one night a little late. The actress made the actor remove his clothes at the entry way to the house and then proceeded to inspect them for any signs of cheating. This freaked him out so much that he did not see her for two weeks. He has now gone back to her though. Heather Locklear/Jack Wagner
LAWYER 02/18 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor with A+ list name recognition has discovered a new hobby and it is not paying off well for him at all. The actor, who has been known in the past for diving head first into things without thinking about them has spent the past few months gambling several times a week and has suffered losses of several million dollars. Apparently he has not made good on the debts because he does not have access to his money directly and needs to request it which he is reluctant to do. Nic Cage
LAWYER 02/18 **#3**
With stories coming in the next few weeks about the implosion of her marriage, this A list mostly movie actress has entered spin mode. She wants marriage implosion stories to happen under her own schedule so she arranged for photographers to take happy photos of the family which are really awful considering it is her that is destroying the family. Gwyneth Paltrow
LAWYER 02/18 **#4**
This former almost A list reality star is now struggling to even stay as high as C in the reality world. Her life has been a huge spin cycle for the past year and she failed a production insurance drug test but convinced the producers it was an error and they let her participate. Considering how much everyone has hated working with her, they are probably regretting that decision. Kendra Wilkinson "Splash" or "Celebrity Wife Swap"
LAWYER 02/18 **#5**
This former C list mostly television actress who has become more famous for her life now than it ever was when she reached her peak point of fame is writing the be all and tell all book of this television show. Sex, drugs, wild parties and an unplanned pregnancy of one of the show's biggest stars. It should be amazing. Tori Spelling
LAWYER 02/18 **#6**
This actress is the definition of B list. Whether it be television or movies she has had really good luck with two huge hit shows and is set to try and move up the ranks to A list with a new project. She left her husband to be with her current husband and while she has been busy working on her new project he has been seeing a teenager which is several decades beneath his age.
LAWYER 02/18 **#7**
Although this does not involve huge A listers, it does involve some people who you will know. The thing that makes it interesting is the whole this is what happened to me and I hated it but I am going to do the same thing to someone. This celebrity was probably B- at her peak. She is in the industry but made her fame by being the girlfriend of an A lister. They started off when he was just getting his start and she kept doing more and more for him and getting him parts and then when he became an A lister, he cheated on her and dumped her. She was crushed. Devastated. A few short weeks after she was dumped she ran into this gorgeous C+ list actor who is more known for his body than his body of work despite him being in several very big movies. Our actor had just moved in with an actress/celebrity who had guided his career and altered her own to make sure the actor could get to where he wanted to be. Well, all of that fell right out the window when he met the dumped celebrity. Two weeks after meeting they were having sex in the same bed he shared with his girlfriend and two weeks after that she had him moved out and into a place she talked him into buying.
A lister boyfriend:
C+ list actor:
STREET KING 02/18
This rapper may be living up to his stage name bringing the pain, even in his marriage. Now, as hard as he may try, this lyricist cant "get drunk and forget what he did". Thats because sources say he fathered a child out of wedlock with "Miss Rap Supreme" reality TV star Elisa Hood. Snap your fingers, do the dance she didnt do it all by herself! Thats surprising. Know why? Because were told though he and his wife of more than a decade may not follow in Will and Jadas swinging footsteps, Amber Najm is reported to often bring other women home. Hip Hop may be his claim to fame, but our blind item admits to make much of his money from producing Country music acts. Dont believe me.. Just ask Luke Bryant. That may be why our mystery man believes Hip Hop was born on the West Coast before spreading to the East, with Southern Sunshine State MCs currently holding it down. Heres what our blind had to say about Hip Hop: "I feel like its our turn. Like the west coast had their thang for a longtime. New York took over for a longtime. I feel its Floridas turn." Maybe he should step away from the bar, and stop buying those drinks. T-Pain
This one is both sad and scary. A close friend of a troubled celebrity tells us that they are actually very happy that the celebs child/ren didnt live with them. The celeb had supposedly told the friend that, "If I cant have [the child/ren], no one can." The friend is sure that this was an ominous warning that the results could have been even more tragic. Mindy McCready
LAWYER 02/19 **#1**
This Teen Mom faked her pregnancy for money from a tabloid and then had to fake a miscarriage since she was not actually pregnant. Oh, and your first thought is probably not correct, but I'm pretty sure it is where she learned the trick. Leah
LAWYER 02/19 **#2**
This west coast Real Housewife used to supplement her income selling stories about her "best friend's" relationship with this A+ list mostly movie actor and also the movie actor's former relationship.
LAWYER 02/19 **#3**
This former A list celebrity and still a good solid B lister has been in the news recently and has shown she is not much of a talker. That is probably a good thing considering she has been the other woman to this permanent B list celebrity for the past decade. Yes, even when she was dating other men. Sheryl Crow
LAWYER 02/19 **#4**
This B list reality star who is still clinging to her 15 minutes which never seem to end was spotted this week sitting in the lap of an NFL player and sucking his face. Apparently while mommy is away, mommy plays and daddy stays home with the baby. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett)/Ndamukong Suh "Celebrity Diving"
LAWYER 02/19 **#5**
This Vanderpump Rules star has a bunch of naked photos set to hit the internet. While not really unexpected, her brand new role will probably go bye bye when they hit the world wide web because her A list mostly television actress boss is not a fan of scandal. Laura-Leigh (she has a recurring role on season 2 of The Client List and her almost A List Actress Boss is Jennifer Love Hewitt)
LAWYER 02/19 **#6**
This married A list mostly movie bad boy actor had a fling with this A+ list Academy award winner/nominee mostly movie actress which looked as if it would derail both of their relationships. Then, when the actress thought she was pregnant, the actor told her to deal with everything herself and he went back to his wife while the actress decided right then to marry the boyfriend she had been cheating on for four months. Turns out she was not pregnant. The venom that the actor and actress had for each other during the press tour for their movie is legen (wait for it) dary.
LAWYER 02/19 **#7**
How much would you pay to spend the night with someone? Would you pay $450K? That was the price paid for one night with this A list reality star. Let me back up though and tell you how this all came to be. Back in the day this man was a little starstruck, and had very big pockets. So, he started a company which really does not make very much money, but he used it as a tool to meet the stars he always wanted to meet. 95% of them are women and 95% of them he wanted to not only meet, but to have sex with. When he approached the first few women with his offers he was told that things could be arranged, but perhaps it would be better for everyone if these meetings happened outside the country. No problem said the man. The first few meetings were with the usual suspects. This former B list mostly movie actress turned gift loving fiend. The former B list mostly television actress who makes her living off reality television. The former A list reality star who turned into a hated C list celebrity. Our man was not happy with those. He wanted more and he ended up with more, but at some point he decided on his ultimate prize and paid $450K for one night. This one night though has had repercussions that no one could have foreseen when it happened. What was supposed to be quick payday could cost multiples more than that if it is forced to the light as some people want it to be.
Starstruck man: Sheeraz Hasan "Millions Of Milkshakes"
Former B list mostly movie actress: Lindsay Lohan
Former B list mostly television actress who makers her living off of reality tv: Pamela Anderson
Former A list reality star who turned into hated C list celebrity: Paris Hilton
Ultimate prize: Kin Kardashian
Repercussions: married to Kris Humpries
Even though they have been married for years, you dont see this pretty actress together with her husband and kids very often. In fact, you could probably only need one hand to count the number of family photos out there that include the whole family husband and wife and child/ren. She claims it is because she likes to keep her private life separate from her professional life (even though he is in the business, too). Actually, that is not the whole story. The truth is that she and her husband dont spend much time together. Their marriage fell apart some time ago, with each leveling accusations of cheating against the other. This is pretty ironic (and karmic) given that both were known to be cheaters in their previous relationships! Now its more of a "You stay out of my way and Ill stay out of your way" arrangement, with the occasional photo op of them together holding hands and pretending to still be a couple. Well, dont let the photo ops fool you. This marriage is over. They will be getting a divorce this year. As of right now, the filing is supposed to occur during the summer lull (3-6 months from now), depending on how quickly they can work out a few outstanding issues (money, child custody). This will be a very quiet and pretty fast divorce, with everything worked out beforehand, and no court trials or screaming or name-calling. Not good for gossip, but definitely better for the child/ren. There arent many clues in this one, but we will tell you this: dont look for any hints on the red carpet of the Academy Awards next week. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
LAWYER 02/20 **#1**
This former B list actress who would never make anyone's list as a best actress contender got paid way more than she should have as an actress. She never spent any of her money, but now that she is married she is spending her husband's money right and left. In the short time she has been married, she has spent almost $1M. Jessica Biel
LAWYER 02/20 **#2**
This C list reality star who is surrounded by higher listed celebs and reality stars is so out of control on drugs right now that it is scary. Even more scary is the fact that instead of reporting on some of his crazy behavior the past month, a pap agency has been shielding it from other agencies and making sure he gets home before anyone sees. Needs rehab. Rob Kardashian
LAWYER 02/20 **#3**
Even C listers love to cheat on their wives and got to strip clubs. This C list actor that everyone would know if they saw him, but not his name has been in some of the best television shows ever. Not as a day player, but just the kind of actor who is in for five or six episodes and then moves on to the next project. Oh, he has also been in some of the biggest movies of all time, playing great character parts. Anyway, our actor is married, but spent a couple of nights with a complete stranger who was a fan and then partied with her and her friends at a strip club in Atlanta. Brett Cullen
LAWYER 02/20 **#4**
At a recent family reunion of sorts, this B list celebrity had way too much to drink. It was out of control and he started yelling at his former A list celebrity/actress ex who is now a B. Really yelling. When his new celebrity girlfriend tried to stop him, he shoved her out of the way and she fell down and got a nice shiner. He then blamed the maid for not drying the floor properly for the falling down and shiner. Great guy.
LAWYER 02/20 **#5**
This former C list celebrity who literally slept her way to A list celebrity status has been quietly seeing a studio executive. Both want to keep it quiet for fear of ticking off the guy she did the sleeping with. He does not like to be forgotten that quickly. If he does hear, I wonder if he will try and make a comeback and string her along for another six months.
LAWYER 02/20 **#6**
This former A list reality star has hit the skids since his very very hit cable show ended not that long ago at all. It has got so bad that he makes ends meet by trolling for rich men in clubs. He loves women, but they don't pay him. They do give him a place to sleep sometimes when he is on a drug binge though. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino (Jersey Shore star)
LAWYER 02/20 **#7**
It is always nice when you get along well with your ex. This is especially true if you work in the same industry and might even work together again really soon. No, this is not about Natalie Portman getting back together with her ex, although, you know, filming a movie with the ex while the husband is half a world away. Who knows what might happen. This is actually about an ex couple who is way more famous than Natalie Portman. The thing about them is they are both very discreet. She is an A list, mostly movie actress who can easily hide in the shadows despite her A+ list name recognition. Her ex is a shadow. I'm not exactly sure how he even stays upright at this point with as little as he eats. I'm pretty sure the botox he injects must be keeping him fed somehow. Although she is definitely with someone, he goes in and out of coupledom. About two years ago they started working on a project together because he needed some help getting it made and she can never say no to him. The next thing you know there were calls. Lots of calls. It took about six months before they saw each other again and it was electric. Maybe that is why they scheduled the lunch for a hotel restaurant. They ordered drinks and were in a room before appetizers could be bought to the table. As discreet as our actress is, her ex is a little more talkative and he has been letting it be known that he has an in with her and has been using her name to get money for projects and she lets him. She also has sex with him about every two months, although there was the three straight days they had sex during the second week of last month. The tabloids are getting close to the scent of the story and it is a jaw dropper. Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie
This celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab. Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She cant wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (she has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that shes had several false alarms, but no luck just yet. Umm did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have "forgotten" to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage! Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm. Well know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and "plans" on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.
She: LeAnn Rimes
He: Eddie Cibrian
Now heres some gossip from Mumbai about a mega star from Bollywood: This veteran actor is known for his relationships in the industry and has ruled Bollywood for decades. He has starred in some of the biggest hits of his career helmed by a top director who passed away last year. The auteur was noted for his romantic films. A production company invited this mega star to attend a felicitation ceremony for the director. Interestingly, the star put forward a long list of demands. The production house was stunned over the mega bucks that the actor asked for, especially keeping in mind the relationship that the late director and he shared. In fact, the director was also responsible in giving the star a fresh lease of life when he was down and out. The famous song by the late Mehmood seems apt for this situation! BG Note: A Felicitation Ceremony is a Celebration of Notable Achievement/s.
Actor: Shahrukh Khan or Amitabh Bachchan
Late Director: Yash Chopra
TO EARS 02/20
This item is not so blind at all ! But we will refrain from writing her name because it takes away from the THRILL . We were told by multiple sources that this vixen had sex with Wiz Khalifa for $3500 in the bed of one of her old flames. Wait dont vomit yet ..we have more! Then if that isnt enough, to make your stomach turns, we got wind that she is using her manager as a pimp to make cash. How you ask ? Multiple sources from the production of BBW allege that she has her manager set it up and then she goes to Vegas and gets the DOLLAS! At first we didnt believe it but after proof we had to put it out. We guess with all that free time she has while her son lives with her mother, she is able to do her. Hey, selling your body for cash to buy Jordans and cool bikinis is a win! Hmmmm maybe that is a major fail actually. Get it together boo , we wonder has she brought on Malayshia and Chucky ooops Bambi for the fun!
Vixen: Draya Michelle
Old flame: Chris Brown
LAWYER 02/21 **#1**
This cable show is a really big hit. Big hits bring fighting. The thing is you should never fight with the boss who is also your co-star because she will hate you and you shouldn't expect to be back next season. You should kiss as much butt like the other co-stars who love being on the show despite their boss.
Boss: Lena Dunham
Co-star: Zosia Mamet
LAWYER 02/21 **#2**
Which married former A list rapper who is now a convicted felon plans on dumping his wife when he gets out of jail. He even has a girlfriend who has been visiting him in jail and is telling everyone the couple is together. Yeah, that is something to be proud of alright. Ja Rule (although there are some who say the girlfriend was a ruse to cover for his love of his male cellmate)
LAWYER 02/21 **#3**
This actor is probably B list. He would definitely be A list if not for his temper and womanizing. Women definitely do love him. Probably as much as he loves booze. He has a new television show that is going to start filming soon. He also got to pick one of his co-stars. Talk about a casting couch. He ended up casting a married C list actress more famous for something else.
Actor: Sean Bean
Co - star: Amber Valletta (model) or Ali Larter (Doritos Commercial)
TV show: "Legends" on TNT
LAWYER 02/21 **#4**
I started typing the blind and had typed in the name of the person. That would have made it much less blind huh? It still is easy though. This C list celebrity with A list name recognition has got herself clean from meth and crack and booze. She is so proud of herself. I would be proud too except that she has replaced those things with a variety of pills which have her jumping up and down and so frenetic that she has to be driven everywhere and only crashes for sleep every couple of days. She has lost a lot of weight though and looks amazing so it will probably be a go to trick for Hollywood soon.
LAWYER 02/21 **#5**
This former A list tweener who is now a B list celebrity is back at it again. No matter what her friends tell her and no matter how many times she catches her B- list mostly television actor cheating on her, she always takes him back. Then he breaks up with her and she uses. Then she gets clean again and she vows never to take him back, but does. It has been less than a few weeks and he is already cheating. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 02/21 **#6**
I guess it is karma. The nanny that is taking care of the baby of this C+ list mostly movie actress who used to be B list is also taking care of the boyfriend of the actress. Apparently the 8 hours a day they were spending together led to this. What would make this really interesting is if the nanny is pregnant. She told her friend they are not using protection. Sienna Miller; Claire Danes
LAWYER 02/21 **#7**
This actress used to be B list. Her talent was probably a D list. I guess she can still be called an actress, but honestly it has been awhile since she has been on screen. She is A list in lots of things though, including name recognition. She has been dating a guy for awhile. She fell in love, harder than she ever has. She has not been in love very often. By her own count just once or twice. Despite what you may think about her though, she did date one of the hottest guys on the planet at the time. Even got pregnant by him, but lost the baby. That would have been a headline maker. Anyway, after that she did not date for a very long time. The guy she is with now has her wrapped around his finger and she has loaned him millions of dollars. What started out as a $100K favor has turned into millions and there does not seem to be any end in sight. The fact that he is using the money for some questionable investments and to support a mistress and his ex and also to pay off other investors for some failed enterprises should have her worried. It has her family worried, but they cant tell her what to do with her money. They can and have had her sign documents to make sure that the boyfriend can't get his hands on any of the family money.
Actress: Mary Kate Olsen
Boyfriend: Olivier Sarkozy
Hottest guy: Heath Ledger
STREET KING 02/21
Bowling, Basketball and Broads seem to be this now Los Angeles mystery mans favorite things to do. Dont believe me.. Just ask Gilbert Arenas, who once begged our blind item to "stop fucking my maid". In 2011, he "sure did" marry his longtime girlfriend who later gave birth to his minnie me but that doesnt mean this 27-year-old Taurus is keeping true to his family man image. Know why? Because sources say this NBA guard made it a point to recently smash Entertainment Tonight host, Rosci Diaz. Now, sources wonder if his wife will still see him as being an All-Star Game Most Valuable Player. Chris Paul
(British blog) Which VIP betting company were over the moon when they signed an Academy Award winner as a client, but are markedly less so now that he's racked up a six-figure loss that he is unable (or unwilling) to cover?
Actor: Nicolas Cage
BOLLYWOOD: This is a perfect love triangle! Buzz is that a relatively new actor has managed to woo the former flame of another actor, incidentally launched by the same production house as the former. The two, who are even scheduled to work together in a film, are said to hate the sight of each other. At a recent award ceremony both of them ignored each other completely and did not even bother to exchange pleasantries. The bone of contention is obviously the leggy lass actress who is part of this triangle. The two original lovebirds made their on screen debuts together and parted on a bitter note after dating for a couple of years. The fact that his ex is now dating the other actor has not gone down well with our guy who has turned green with envy. And caught in the web is the producer who is now biting his nails at the prospect of directing both the actors together. Phew!
Actors: Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh
Actress: Arjun Kapoor is dating Anushka Sharma
LAWYER 02/22 **#1**
This B+ actress from one of the initial shows and not much else, although she would love a movie career is pregnant by her second cousin. She says it is fine. I wonder if her husband would agree.
LAWYER 02/22 **#2**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor has turned into a B- list actor and that is only because people remember his name although, it does get confused with very similar others. Anyway, our actor, who is known for womanizing was at a party last night and went up to this C+ list actress who I feel has been in everything and said to her without any preamble or introduction, "I want to nuzzle my face right in your breasts." Yeah, worked as well as might be expected. The actor got tossed from the event. Josh Lucas ( I wonder if things like this contributed to the very quick end of his marriage)
LAWYER 02/22 **#3**
This C+ list actress was giving an interview about her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star and talked about meeting his boyfriend and what a wonderful couple they were. The reporter just sat there with her mouth open and could not believe what she was hearing because the actor in question has boards nailed over his closet. It was only after a publicist happened to stop by when the reporter was confirming the details that the whole thing got quashed and the reporter got an exclusive with the actor to talk about the movie and the next movie, but nothing else. Jeremy Renner/Gemma Arterton "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" ("Mission Impossible franchise)
LAWYER 02/22 **#4**
It is one thing to have an affair with someone on set while your spouse is at work or home. It takes a special kind of edginess to have an affair and sex with someone while your husband is helping to set up a shot and his almost A list mostly television actress with A list name recognition and one huge role to her name is having sex in her trailer with a producer of her current show. This may be a first.
LAWYER 02/22 **#5**
The neighbors are starting to wonder why this A++ list mostly movie actor keeps showing up in the neighborhood when he is in town and spending an hour or two with the single mom who lives in the very nice house with the two year old boy who is a dead ringer for the actor. The mom kind of looks like the actor's wife. Just way younger. Denzel Washington
LAWYER 02/22 **#6**
This almost A list mostly movie actress got tired of her almost A list mostly movie actor always hitting on guys when they were out. He told her he likes women better, but his gay webcam buddies would beg to differ. Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult; Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield
LAWYER 02/22 **#7**
This actress is a walking blind item. If you thought Jessica Chastain was a walking blind item, then this B- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show is a running blind item. She is filled with them and they just tangle themselves all up. Over the past few months I have spoken to enough people to fill you in on the whole picture. She has run into controversy in the past. She has run into her ex-boyfriend's fist in the past. She was forced to have a procedure done while she was dating that same boyfriend for her to stay on her hit show. Oh, and she prefers women over men. Details? Ex-boyfriend is headed up there to A list land if he would only learn how to act and also not drink as much or be so violent. He had no problems with our actress loving women and encouraged it as long as he got to watch. At first she balked but by the time they had been dating for six months she would pretty much do what he wanted. They didn't break up over the beatings or abuse. Nope. She lived with it and rationalized that it was part of his drinking and that she would try and avoid him when he was drinking. Because of her upbringing she also feels a lot of guilt for the fact that she is bisexual. She almost felt like it was ok for her to get beaten. Yes, she could use some therapy. The reason they broke up was because our actress got pregnant. Her ex was all for keeping the baby and wanted to keep the baby and actually stopped drinking he was so excited. Our actress though told the bosses at her show and they were not enthused and basically said she could have the baby but she would not have a job. She told her ex and he said to quit the show. She said no and that is when he left. Never to return. She had the abortion and has been a shell of herself since. She barely functions while filming and has lost a ton of weight off her ridiculously small frame. She usually stays in and it takes some kind of very important charity event to get out of the house.
You could have called them "Model-Host." This Couple just called it quits. She says her schedule is too full, but he's on the come up with TV and movies. Is he out shinning and leaving her behind? Terrence J and Selita Ebanks
Which Hollywood star has fallen on hard times and has started selling her body for large sums of money? Lindsay Lohan
Which popstar is pretending he has a girlfriend despite actually liking boys? Tsk. Louis Tomlinson from One Direction
This NBA star cant seem to keep it in his pants. They say he loves his wife, but hes a man who is having difficulty ignoring his primal urges. This NBA star is allegedly linked to a reality TV star who shall remain nameless. The following Blind Item was snatched from a message board that is overrun by bitter jump offs with axes to grind. So take this tea with a grain of salt. "My homegirl went to Houston with a few of her friends and [name redacted] was with a latino looking girl and making out with her IN PUBLIC! I know all athletes cheat, but damn in public. Anyways my homegirl being nosy like she is befriends the girl and the girl is only 18 years old and she says shes been seeing him for 9 months. When my girl asked wasnt he with his wife she said he told his wife to go celebrate her birthday this all star instead of hanging around him. And that he left his son with his brother and sister in law somewhere in H-Town while they kicked it." Chris Paul
LAWYER 02/24 **#1**
At an event for a shopping channel this week, this former B list reality star convict and now married B list celebrity/reality judge was with three of her people when she approached an elevator that had four people already waiting for its arrival. One of her people announced that the four people would have to wait until the next elevator because "Ms._______ does not ride in elevators with people she does not personally know." Nicole Richie
LAWYER 02/24 **#2**
Her A list mostly movie actor husband usually gets all the attention, but this B- list mostly movie actress has just had her long time girlfriend move out of the couple's home. Things had been going sour for quite some time and their almost decade long relationship has ended. At one point she was going to be a surrogate and also at one point she was being used by certain people who wanted some fun on the side without the rest of the world knowing. John Travolta/Kelly Preston
LAWYER 02/25 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor who would probably still be A list if someone would actually give him a role and not be scared of him or his lack of fans has been hitting the booze again and to top that off has also started taking several different kinds of pills that his psychiatrist prescribed. None of any of this seems to be working because he yelled at two people on the street the other day for simply walking by him and staring. Mel Gibson
LAWYER 02/25 **#2**
Oscars: This female talk show host was spotted kissing and hugging this a-hole of an A list celebrity and telling him how much she loved him and thought he was amazing and basically kissed his butt for several minutes and said she would love to have him on her show. Umm, this is the same person who has always come out as anti, but I guess she has turned to the dark side. Chelsea Handler/Chris Brown
LAWYER 02/25 **#3**
One of the women who has dated the pint sized A list tweener recently told her friends that she kept wanting to have sex with the guy, but that no matter what she did or tried he just could not stand to attention so to speak. He said it has never happened before, but at least one other woman in the past few months has also shared the same story. Maybe he gets nervous? Shy because he is small? Justin Bieber
LAWYER 02/25 **#4**
This former almost A list mostly television actress has turned into a hot mess. Despite her proclivity for charging a great deal for her services, sometimes all it takes is her having a few drinks and offering her a line of coke and a quick trip the bathroom stall to have her take care of a guy. Loud does not even begin to describe her at a party this past weekend when she did exactly that. Well, she likes to make sure the person gets their money's worth even if there was no money changing hands this time. Pamela Anderson
LAWYER 02/25 **#5**
Oscar's: This Academy Award nominee from this year with A list name recognition walked up to a woman at a party and asked her, "Do you want to fuck?" She replied, "What is my name?" He said, "How should I know your name? We are just meeting." She said, "We had sex last year." She then walked away. Not knowing when to quit, the nominee turned to a group of two or three people who had witnessed this encounter and said, "Well, I guess she was not very good then." Bradley Cooper
LAWYER 02/25 **#6**
This former reality star turned B-/C+ celebrity has a new shot at fame. She never thought she would get this chance and all it took was a weekend away from her husband with the producer of a reality show and she gets her second chance. If you asked her friends they would probably say her husband knows about it because he likes the money she brings in when things are going good for her. Kendra Wilkinson ("Splash" or "Wife Swap"); Kellie Pickler "Dancing with the Stars"
LAWYER 02/25 **#7**
Every so often I hear a story about an actor or actress who is into pain or a little S&M. Nothing too terrible or excessive. Then you also see things like other actresses who enjoy the company of men and cannot be picky about what they can choose to say no to since they are getting a great deal of money. This model is different. You might not be able to put a face with the name, but you would know the name. A list in her world with B list name recognition in the real world. Over the past several months, what was just a hidden thing for her has come out in the open as she becomes more famous. What she used to hide with makeup or "a week off for vacation" is now there for the world to see when she is not careful about showing off her wounds. Not only has she been spotted with bruises around her neck and wrists, but there is not a day that goes by that you don't see her with bruises or rope burns around her ankles. Those are the obvious signs. If you happen to see her changing during a gig or a show, you will see the cuts and bruises from a whip on her back and stomach. She told a friend that while she used to be able to get turned on by just a tiny amount of pain, she has now become so numb to it, that it takes a greater and greater amount before she is able to be pleased and she worries that one day she might die because of her need to feel release, but that it comes at a very high price. She has never discussed the origins of why she needs pain although she did say that her second or third sexual encounter was with a man in his 50's when she was in her teens and that he used to beat her and she was so in love with him that she never said no. Cara Delevingne
GOSSIP 02/25 **#1**
During a post-show interview, one of last nights Oscar winners was rambling on about fate and attitude and winning. The philosophical mumbo jumbo was a bit too much for some onlookers. Several were rolling their eyes, and one said "What the fuck is s/he talking about?" just loudly enough for everyone to hear. Several of the onlookers including other reporters and camera operators giggled, but the winner didnt lose a beat. S/he just gave the person the side eye and continued babbling on, either unaware or not caring how ridiculous they sounded. Oscar Winner: Anne Hathaway
GOSSIP 02/25 **#2**
This usually funny TV and film actress was not nominated last night, but she was at The Oscars last night, smiling for the cameras and playing nice with the press. She wasnt quite so nice last week. At one of the pre-Oscar parties, she had a bit to drink and was talking to another guest about one of the nominees, who at that moment was making her way through the crowd. "She may be talented but that outfit is the worst! Hope shes not planning on wearing that on Sunday!" Although the room was rather loud, the nominee heard the comment. She turned toward the actress, smiled, and calmly said, "As a matter of fact, I have a very nice dress picked out for Sunday. Thank you so much for your interest!" and continued on her way. The embarrassed actress mumbled an apology and slunk away. We guess she shouldnt count on their agency pairing them up for any projects in the near future.
Funny Actress: Olivia Munn
Nominee: Jennifer Lawrence
GOSSIP 02/25 **#3**
This pair of esteemed actors didnt show up to the Oscars this year. They privately said that they werent attending because they werent nominated. But we know the real story! As former Oscar winners and Hollywood big shots, they were definitely invited to The Academy Awards. But they talked before the event and mutually decided not to go. Heres why: He knew that if he attended the Oscar pre-parties and the Oscars ceremony and the Oscar post-parties, that he would have to behave himself and watch what he said and to whom he said it. He wanted to party without restrictions. So thats what he did all week. She was asked to be a presenter this year, but refused. She is a little gun shy about talking to people right now. She had an odd moment in the spotlight in the past year, and now she would just rather lay low for a while. No red carpet or questions or spotlight for her! So, together they decided: "If youre not going, then Im not going!" By the way, these two are not married to each other. However, they have been linked together both personally and professionally, and they each definitely influence the others choices and decisions. Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster
GOSSIP 02/25 **#4**
This man lost at the Oscars yesterday. No shame in it, as his nomination was well-deserved. However, he did tell a few people later on that he considers it his own fault that he didnt win. He said that he wishes that the quality of his work could stand for itself, and that he lost because he doesnt like "doing the whole sucking up thing". However, he has already decided that he definitely "wont make the same mistake next time" he is nominated, and that he is "going to start sucking up to the right people now" to make sure that happens. While we dont know exactly who he thinks the "right people" are, but it looks like he is starting with members of the press. He willingly gave some brief interviews at one of the after parties and smiled for the cameras. Given that he is known for being more artsy and serious than sociable or chatty, we are sure that this was quite an effort for him! Denzel Washington
GOSSIP 02/25 **#5**
This woman who we are confidently predicting will never be nominated for an Oscar used to be on a very popular TV show from which she got the boot. Frankly, she deserved to be fired. She just wasnt very good in her role. She is taking the dismissal hard. Even though she is on another television show, she really thought that her new role was going to be her break into the big time. In an attempt to drown her sorrows, she drank her way through more than one Oscar party in the past week. Although she is not a small person, she couldnt handle her alcohol, and she couldnt keep it together. She tried, unsuccessfully, to muscle her way into conversations with power players in the hopes of landing a new job. Unfortunately, nobody really wanted to talk to her, and she wound up leaving drunk, discouraged, and annoyed. Khloe Kardashian
Now that the 2013 Oscars are over, we can all go back to our normal lives. But for this guy, normality doesnt seem like something he will experience anytime soon. Of late, he has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons thanks largely to his penchant for weapons. But this is why were stumped: He has constantly professed his love for his girlfriend and said she was different to the rest. But why then, would he would invite a stunning brunette for a romantic weekend in Vegas in December, when he was dating the girl of his dreams at that time? If we didnt have picture-proof we wouldnt believe it ourselves. Oscar Pistorius
LAWYER 02/26 **#1**
This former almost A list multiple reality star is still a B list celebrity with A list name recognition. Married. Talks about having kids but even she knows she has to quit doing coke first and she is really loving the coke and booze thing she has going on three or four nights a week. Husband stays home. She is his meal ticket so he doesn't say a peep about anything she does. It could fill volumes. Heidi Montag; Kendra Wilkinson
LAWYER 02/26 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress who owes her fame to one very big role is pregnant. Not really anything juicy there, but she is just starting to move up the list and is set to star in something that could possibly move her into A list, but not if she is pregnant. The role will go to someone else. She was keeping it a pretty good secret until she spent an entire flight suffering from morning sickness and the rest of the first class passengers started talking about why the actress was in the bathroom throwing up the whole time.
LAWYER 02/26 **#3**
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show is back at it again. And when I mean back at it again, I mean cheating on her actor husband. The actress had taken what looks like a two year break from cheating but as is her norm has found a co-star to hook up with once again. She never stays with any guy for long without cheating.
The cable channel is Showtime
LAWYER 02/26 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress from a middling hit cable show never lets an interview get in the way of telling the world exactly what she is doing and selling and promoting. Her interviews sound like an interview with a NASCAR driver. Our actress lets the interviewer ask one question and then proceeds to list every project in which shes involved and any recent accomplishments or awards she has also received, no matter how insignificant. One person who went on a date with the actress does not remember saying anything except hello and goodnight. The entire three hours in between was her talking non-stop about herself. Olivia Munn
LAWYER 02/26 **#5**
This B- list mostly movie actress who rarely works anymore and is a D list when it comes to talent but is A list when it comes to name recognition gave an interview a couple of months ago where she said she would never get plastic surgery and that she loves her body. Makes me wonder what she was doing then going to see a plastic surgeon last Thursday to discuss getting a breast augmentation and lift because she wants to continue to be the sex symbol she is. Jessica Alba
LAWYER 02/26 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor's legal, but teen daughter had two friends spend the night at their home this past weekend. The actor was outrageously drunk and according to one of the friends at the sleepover spent most of the night wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and was constantly "checking up" on the two house guests to make sure they had everything they needed. Eddie Murphy
LAWYER 02/26 **#7**
Usually when there is a celebrity divorce or an upcoming celebrity divorce, there has been some cheating by one of the parties and the whole relationship just breaks down. In the case of this celebrity couple though, things are a little more interesting. They are an A list couple. In their separate parts she would be a gorgeous B and he a D, but together they make an A. He has cheated from day 1. He was cheating on our celebrity from their first or second date. Apparently from the time he did first have sex with her until about two months later he was faithful. Other than that? Not so much. With him it is constant. He has so many people willing to sleep with him even though he is not really all that famous. It is his position that allows him to keep having sex with women half his age anytime he wants. His wife? Much harder for her to get away with anything, but that is not to say that she has not had the occasional foray into adultery. What makes this even more juicy is that one of the people that she was with is an A+ list mostly movie actor. Too much time together and too little clothing and when you throw in a couple of drinks the next thing you know you are getting a little carried away on one of the living room sofas and then in walks the husband and sees you. Of course he was having sex with the then girlfriend of the A+ lister. The A+ lister ended things with that particular girlfriend two days later. He does not like to be cheated on. Since that encounter a few years ago, the wife has not strayed, but the husband feels like he can do whatever he wants now and has a free pass. What he used to try and hide, he doesn't anymore and it is starting to get embarrassing for the wife. So, the split. It's here. She just wants a magazine cover locked in first. It is Hollywood.
A list couple: Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber
A+ actor: George Clooney
girlfriend: Elisabetta Canalis
At a pre-Oscar party this weekend... Hes young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasnt with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else -- a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way. They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told "he seemed waayyyy into her", so much so that if "(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldnt have been like that if she was there anyway". Better that they figure this out now though and not after the wedding. They say itll be a long engagement. If this is how its going down though, the engagement might be longer than the marriage. Theyre just so young. PS. NOT January Jones.
Hot Engaged Guy: Liam Hemsworth
His Fiance: Miley Cyrus
Franchise Girl: Emma Watson
Franchise: "Harry Potter"
LAWYER 02/27 **#1**
This foreign born B list model/mostly movie actress is rarely in actual movies, although she is good when she is in them. She has a bit of an S&M streak in her and last week she was shopping with some friends and saw some black leather pants and said that her B+ list mostly television actor would love them. When she held them up for everyone, they were crotchless and she said they were perfect and bought them. For sure will be revealed. Her boyfriend really doesn't seem like a freak though. Kind of quiet. Diane Kruger/Joshua Jackson
LAWYER 02/27 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who used to be a solid A, at least in modest sized movies and has been in some of the biggest movies of all time and has A+ name recognition has stopped going on dates. She says she loves guys and loves the attention, but after what her ex did to her, she is scared to be alone with guys anymore except in public places. Liv Tyler
LAWYER 02/27 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly television heartthrob actor from a former very hit network show recently had to have his teeth replaced with veneers because his meth addiction had destroyed his original teeth. He is really having trouble finding work lately because the past year or two has seen him descend into a not very pretty place in his life.
LAWYER 02/27 **#4**
This new to the A list mostly movie actress who got her start on a hit network television show told some of her fans following her asking for a photo to fuck off and that if they wanted to see her or get a photo they should print one off the internet and go see her latest movie. Mila Kunis
LAWYER 02/27 **#5**
This C list mostly anything she can get for work actress is A++ list when it comes to name recognition and drinking and drugging. On Saturday night she was so wasted she had to crawl out of the club she was partying in but insisted she was ok to drive and got in the driver's seat of the car. Umm, not her car. She was carried out of that car and deposited in the hired car that had been arranged for her. She climbed over the front seat and dropped into the driver's lap and screamed at him that she wanted to drive. The friend with her told him to just start driving. The actress then puked on the floor of the car and passed out and had to be carried by the driver to the elevator of the building where she was staying. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 02/27 **#6**
This gorgeous B-/C+ model/mostly movie actress has been telling friends that she does not think she will ever have kids with her husband because they have sex once every few months and then only when he gets drunk. Well, she should ask herself why he always seems to meet his friends at gay bars and she would probably figure out why they have sex so infrequently.
LAWYER 02/27 **#7**
This actor is A list. Mostly television. His movie roles have been limited, but he just has that movie star quality. Right now he is pretty happy doing what he is doing. Why not? Hit show and women love him. They fall all over him. He is having the time of his life, although he does miss the days when he could cheat on his significant other without having to worry about being exposed publicly. His significant other latches on to him like Lindsay Lohan latches on to a billionaire with a fur coat collection. She can't be next to him all the time though and the second he breaks free he heads to a private member club that always seems to be filled with women. There he can indulge his two favorite activities. Drinking and flirting. When he has a few drinks, our very good looking actor will start discussing his peen which he loves to talk about constantly and then plays a game of you show me yours and I will show you mine. Apparently he is charming enough that this usually works and if it does, the next step is to ask if they want to touch it. If they say yes he heads up to one of the many rooms at this private club and spends some time with the woman. They are not escorts, but are simply very attractive women who are allowed to visit the club for free provided they know someone and sign a confidentiality agreement. Surprisingly there are not that many actors who are members of the club. The owners think they are not the proper type of member, but the owners love this actor because of his show and decided to make an exception. The fact that he has them come visit him on set probably helps. Jon Hamm
GOSSIP 02/27 **#1**
Weve known for some time that this celebrity is engaged, but the details about her wedding plans have been far and few between. One item on her checklist that isnt leaking out is her choice for Maid of Honor. While it is usual for a bride to choose a sister or cousin or long-time friend, our bride is going a different way. Her long-time best friend is a famous actress. However, their friendship is on shaky ground right now. Weve talked about some of the issues that have caused the friction between the two over the past year or so. During that time, our bride has become close friends with another female celebrity (who has a habit of stirring up controversy). Our bride understands the public relations machine, very, very well. It would be disingenuous to choose the old friend as her Maid of Honor, as the two are cordial but rather cool towards each other right now. However, if she chooses the controversial new friend, the media will certainly work overtime to uncover the "scandal" that tore the former best friends apart. A third choice, one that would work for both her and her future husband, is a celebrity couple with whom they have been spending a lot of time recently. So, what will she do? Choose her former bestie (which will placate the press), or her new friend (which could stir up questions) or the celebrity couple (which would be neutral and work for both her and her fiancé)? As of today, she is choosing none of the above! She is starting to think that she just wants to avoid the whole mess, and is now asking her future husband to forgo the wedding party altogether. If she cant have anyone up there, neither can he! Hes not happy about it, but, unless she has some miraculous reconciliation with her long-time bestie, this may be the only thing that will keep the peace.
Bride: Jennifer Aniston
Long-time Best Friend: Courteney Cox
New Friend: Chelsea Handler
Neutral Celebrity Couple: Emily Blunt and John Krasinski
GOSSIP 02/27 **#2**
During one weekend in January, this multiple Oscar nominee and this one-time Oscar nominee spent some time together. They watched some sports game together, had a few meals together, and participated in a few leisure-time activities together. All very innocent, right? Maybe not. Multiple has a jealous male friend. He is an actor who broke into the business more than 20 years ago as a minor. Now, were not saying that anyone here is gay but Multiple has had a revolving door of girlfriends, One-Time has been in few suspiciously beardy relationships, and Male Friend spends an awful lot of time in gay bars in Weho! The Male Friend wasnt at Multiples that weekend, but he quickly found out that Multiple was spending the weekend with another man. When he found out that it was One-Time, he went nuts! He sent One-Time a flurry of threatening texts and voice mails telling him that Multiple "is my man" and that he had better stay away from or that he would tell the press that One-Time is gay! Uh oh! But it was an idle threat, and One-Time knew it. He knew that Male Friend wasnt about to sink three successful careers with one call. But just to make sure he and Multiple did a photo op together that portrays them as a couple of regular, macho guys who were doing nothing more than hanging out, watching sports, drinking beer, and talking about girls.
Multiple: Leonardo DiCaprio
One Time: Bradley Cooper
Multiples Male friend: Lukas Haas
MORTON REPORT 02/27
This Famous Woman has had lots of male admirers which is surprising as she is rather lacking in the looks department. But she has other credentials that might make up for her unattractive appearance and under that stern exterior lies an unexpectedly hot-blooded creature. Even so, men must show masculine meekness, as the two who married her soon found out. After one divorce, she maintains good links with her ex but gossip surrounds her second union. Are her domestic circumstances all they seem and do she and husband #2 actually lead separate lives? Whatever goes on behind closed doors, our Famous Woman likes to show that there is no ill will between the two husbands and sometimes parades them together, as one wag puts it, like two prize studs at a horse fair. Princess Anne (Two husbands and husband sham)
LAWYER 02/28 **#1**
This C+ list mostly movie actor has one of the more strange pick up lines you have heard. "I used to be the boyfriend of (B list mostly movie actress who is A+++ list when it comes to name recognition and C list when it comes to acting talent). Apparently that line works enough to get him a date or two. It is kind of sad really. Tate Donovan (Jennifer Aniston)
LAWYER 02/28 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actress might not make it out of her teens before needing rehab and some anger management. The teen caused chaos at her hotel this week when she got into a screaming match with her mom about how much the teen had been drinking. The teen started throwing empty and then full bottles of champagne at her mother and the glass was flying everywhere in the room. According to the one of the staffers who ran to the room after guests thought someone was being murdered, our actress said something about how the mom would have nothing if not for the teen and to mind her own business. Chloe Moretz
LAWYER 02/28 **#3**
This former A list Tweener with A list name recognition has been going through some rough patches in her life. She has not been doing much at all. An acting job here or there so she has lots of time to worry about her boyfriend and a lot of time to self-medicate. Not a good combination. She has been cutting herself. A lot. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
LAWYER 02/28 **#4**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress used to make millions of dollars per movie. Even though she is still really young, she has spent most of her money and is living off residuals and her name to get her free stuff and free trips. At Fashion Week a few weeks ago she raided every show she could and stuffed food and booze in her bag so she could eat and drink. The only offers she is getting for movies are low budget indies which won't pay the bills. She has such an innocent past that she is seriously considering a sex tape knowing it will make millions. Kirsten Dunst
LAWYER 02/28 **#5**
This C list celebrity who used to be married to an A list celebrity has been telling friends that she had a one night stand with an A list mostly movie actor and that he gave her an STD. He had convinced her to go condom free. Told her he wanted to be with her forever. Was with her one night and never called again.
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LAWYER 02/28 **#6**
This still B- list very gorgeous mostly movie actress does not go to an interview without telling everyone how much she hates paps and definitely tows that line to not upset her uber controlling husband. Turns out though that before she goes out she calls a friend who then calls the paps to let them know exactly where our actress will be. It also turns out that despite her proclamation that she wanted out of the spotlight, she made a recent move to make sure she would stay in the spotlight and to boost the bank balance. Husband spent most of their money on a crazy investment. Megan Fox (Brian Austin Green) is supposed to be April O'Neill in Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie
LAWYER 02/28 **#7**
Remember how back in the day Tiger Woods traded cover stories so that his infidelities could be hidden? Well, an A++ list celebrity has reached a similar deal and is appearing on a cover that she would have laughed at a year ago until she passed out from laughing so hard. The thing is, the parent company of the magazine was offered some information about the celebrity. Disturbing information. About a long time employee. About the employee being caught pleasuring himself to photos of our celebrity and her infant daughter. Yeah, it is pretty sick. There is video of the incident that was taken by a woman he paid to have sex with. They are both drunk in the video but he talks about how he works for the celebrity and was her very first employee and has been with her forever and the hooker went to sell the story and the publishing company loved it. Was going to buy it and reached out to the people of the celebrity and they traded. Cover stories for a block on the publication of the photos and video. The celebrity also got together with her A++ list husband and they paid the hooker a great deal of money to go away. So, in the next couple of months when you see a cover and go wtf, now you know why. Beyoncé "Shape" magazine, which is owned by owned by American Media, which also owns The National Enquirer, Star, The Globe, National Examiner, RadarOnline.com, Ok!
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