NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#1**
This former almost A list celebrity who is in a family of celebrities is
probably a B- right now. Maybe a C+. His name recognition is the only thing
keeping him from being a C+. He always moves way to fast and way too intensely
with women. Wants to marry them and have babies the same night he meets them.
He usually only dates C or D list celebrities. This time though he might
get his wish. He met a woman at a club and she usually charges by the hour.
She recognized our celebrity and has been on his arm every second for the
past two days. Now he says they are getting married.
Benji
Madden
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#2**
This A list celebrity is becoming twisted and demented for being such a young
tweener. with so many women wanting to have sex with him, he has a new game
before he will consider it. They have to be with his friend or friends first
and they have to have sex in a place they might get caught. Our celebrity
really enjoys it when his friends take one of these women and have sex with
them in one of his cars because he has cameras installed in the rearview
mirror of the cars. Very very recently one of his friends was making such
a sex run when something happened.
A
list celebrity: Justin Bieber
Friend making sex run: Lil Twist
Event: Papparazzi killed trying to take photos after car pulled over by
police
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#3**
This former almost A list all movie actress now struggles to find any work
and part of it has to do with the fact that she has a little bit of crazy
in her. At an event this week she was walking around the event in a fur coat
and apparently nothing else. During cocktails she kept walking up to people
and telling them she was naked under her fur and did they want to see. She
did the same thing during dinner while also refusing to drink anything other
than what she brought in a flask.
Sean
Young
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#4**
It was just like old times when this A list female celebrity got together
with this former B list actress who is now a solid C-. They were involved
in a love triangle, but the A list female celebrity wanted no part of it
this week when they got together again. The C lister thought she could re-ignite
the flame but the A lister said that she is not into women any longer and
that the C lister looked awful and the most the A lister would do for her
is buy her lunch. She also threw in a pack of cigarettes.
Britney
Spears/Lindsay Lohan
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#5**
This former A list celebrity is now a sometime actress and sometime television
star. She is one of the bigger frauds around and loves for people to feel
sorry for her and think she is poor and always sick. Thing is the only thing
that makes her sick nowadays is when she has a coke binge. She has enough
money to pay for it and to have an assistant cut it into lines for her.
Lindsay Lohan
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#6**
This A+ list all movie actress was asked to appear at an event. For charity.
A well established charity. The actress said she would be happy to but wanted
$250K for her appearance plus another $50K worth of stuff and only promised
to be there for 30 minutes. She said her time is valuable and that no matter
the cause, her time was more important. The charity declined and then found
five other actors and actresses who were huge hits at the event and did it
all for free.
Nicole
Kidman
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#7**
This A list all movie actress recently went through chemotherapy but didn't
want to share it with anyone or anyone to know. She says it is the business
of no one but her family and her closest friends. Although she would love
to say she is cancer free, she isn't and has not decided what kind of treatment
she wants to pursue next. For right now at least she feels fine. She continues
to look at movies she wants to work in, but she says the focus in her life
right now is her family and she also said that she is trying to do everything
she has always wanted to do but been afraid to try. She says that she is
going to do standup comedy soon and that she has lots of dreams she wants
to fulfill, but is worried about her family and what will happen to them
without her around. At this point she doesn't know if she will share what
is going on in her life with anyone or make anything public. She is hoping
to win the battle and move on with her life, but realizes that may be harder
to do as the disease progresses.
8.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/01
This 1,2 Step singer is said to have frequently been told to get to stepping
by Kim K and LaLa Vasquez. Thats according to Khadijah Haqq, who says
our blind item isnt accepted by the crowd she sees at being "in". Sources
say our black sheep of a mystery lady went as far as reaching out to Kanye
after running into the rapper at a Paris party thrown by the former
editor of French Vogue only to have the lyricist diss her. Were
told thats before our blind item took it to smashing a married Virgil
Abloh (Kaynes road dawg), in hopes of getting a green light into the
crew. During their one-night stand in Paris, our mystery lady reportedly
shared a drug-fueled night with Virgil said to lead her to be "down
for whatever". But the "whatever" she provided may have been over a lost
cause. Know why? Because sources say unlike Gwyneth Paltrow or Beyonce
Yeezy doesnt want our blind item around
especially around
Kimmy, because he sees her as "a nobody" who could damage the couples
brands. This news comes after sources revealed Lala attempted to hook up
our bind item with NBA players. Its a connection thats said to
have worked not once, but twice that is, up until she landed
herself the title of being a "jump-off" only. Even Rob Kardashian is reported
to want to distance himself from our mystery lady. Thats after were
told Kris K forbid her from being near her son. Shes a yesterday pop
performer whos still trying to land herself a super rich and famous
boyfriend to possibly bring her to the next level. But, because she has no
takers, shes being forced to deal with a dim Future. Ciara
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#1**
What happens when you have two former A list all movie actors and now both
B list all movie actors get together who both claim to be sober? They drink.
A lot. Then the next day one of them gives a speech about how he is grateful
to be sober while reeking of booze.
Mel
Gibson and Gerard Butler
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#2**
Apparently this A list celebrity and a-hole got physical with his A list
celebrity girlfriend. She should have known it was coming. No hitting, but
he did throw her against a doorway and kept her pressed against it by choking
her around her neck. There was another incident where he had her on the ground
and held his foot against her throat. After the second one they didn't see
each other for a few days and he went and found someone else to be with for
a week.
Rihanna/Chris
Brown
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#3**
This A list female talk show host needs rehab. The amount of drugs and drink
needed to satisfy her everyday is getting out of control and she is getting
harder and harder to handle or manage or keep sober long enough to do her
show.
Chelsea
Handler
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#1**
It is not enough anymore for this C+ list all movie actress to be the only
offering. She has exhausted her shelf life with her main benefactor. The
beatings and the extra women brought in and he is still getting bored. To
keep up the money flow, they are going to have to bring out the secret weapon
who made close to $250K herself last year being the mistress of an Asian
billionaire. The benefactor here is desperate for her.
Actress: Lindsay Lohan
Secret Weapon: Ali Lohan
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#2**
This former almost A list movie and television actress who made her fame
in television and now is probably a B-/C+ with a crazy accent was at an event
this weekend for kids. All about kids. And she was crazy drunk. Hammered.
In the middle of the day. After she got sick the second time she decided
to leave. Jamie Pressly
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#3**
This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie
actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very
popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the
celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to
them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which
one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the
name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them
and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something
he ever wanted to repeat.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#4**
This former A list reality star and now probably a C list celebrity has made
it perfectly clear that she is available for a new show or movie or just
being paid for her time if any men would like to "hang out." She and her
husband are running out of money and she does not want to downsize. Heidi
Montag
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#1**
This former almost A list all movie actress who was everywhere not that many
years ago and in some of the biggest movies ever is totally off the wagon
again after being so good for almost a year. Turns out her boyfriend is hooked
on coke and our actress who had always been simply a drinker has got totally
hooked. The other night she was going crazy because her boyfriend kept going
off to do some and our actress was forced to entertain guests at the party
and could not keep slipping away like he did. She was almost bouncing off
the walls.
Kirsten
Dunst/Garrett Hedlund
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#2**
This B list reality star and show host is known for getting as much for free
as she can. Despite having millions of dollars our reality star is asking
companies to sponsor her Valentine's Day presents to her husband and to herself.
She has contacted jewelry companies who want to give her free stuff that
her "husband can give her," and hotel chains and restaurants Anything and
everything someone could want for Valentine's Day she wants and wants it
for free. She is hoping to get about $100K worth of free stuff and will mention
them on her Twitter, but nothing else. Sounds really romantic.
Giuliana
Rancic
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#3**
This A+ list all movie actor was at one of the top 10 restaurants in the
world this week. Until he was recognized by someone they were not going to
let him in because of what he was wearing. When they did let him in and he
ordered he said that he wanted a cheeseburger and a milkshake and nothing
else. His wife did not even seem phased by his outburst and ordered from
the menu and didn't cause any scene.
Mark
Wahlberg
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#4**
This C+ list all movie actress was shooting a scene with this A+ all movie
actor last week. It was a kissing scene. The actress said she kept laughing
during the scene and could not stop. She told the actor it was just a case
of the giggles, but she says that the reason she kept laughing is that she
was thinking to herself if he had ever kissed a woman and should she try
and pretend she was a guy so he would be more into it. At one point she started
crying because she was laughing so hard with these thoughts in her head.
Charlotte Riley/Tom Cruise "All You Need Is Kill"
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#5**
This C list actress and celebrity who has just started making movies has
had a career as a host. She really thought her last boyfriend was going to
be her meal ticket. She really wants to focus on acting but wants to be able
to take any job and does not have the money from her hosting gigs because
she spends it as fast as it comes in. The thing is her ex who is used to
be an A+ list all movie actor is a freak and she freaked out. She used Super
Bowl week to try and find another guy and hooked up with three different
guys during the week all hoping they would want to be with her again. One,
an A+ list celebrity asked her out a second time. He knows nothing about
the other two guys but does know about the former A+ list actor.
C
list actress and Celebrity: Rocsi Diaz
A + list ex: Eddie Murphy
A + list celebrity: Shaq
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#6**
This actress is probably C list. Name recognition is probably A list. She
has had a long battle with drugs and booze and addiction. It can all be traced
back to one particular movie. Our actress was just peaking. She had a television
show and then she decided to take on the filming of a movie while she was
also filming the television show. Her boyfriend at the time was an A list
celebrity. Now he is probably a C list celebrity. He gave our actress her
very first bump of coke and said it would help her get through the day. Yeah,
it helped her get through that day but there were 40 more days of filming
and she increased those bumps from one a day to 20 a day. Things got so bad,
no one was sure that the movie would ever be finished. The tv show had a
definite change from ones she filmed before getting hooked and those after.
Her boyfriend at the time got her pregnant but blamed it on some other guy
even though our actress was only seeing him. Our actress had a miscarriage
and dumped the boyfriend soon after but then went on a crazy bender where
she was with multiple guys and was just out of control. Mischa
Barton
22.
TOM
LEYKIS 02/04
Question: which Real Housewife produced several podcast episodes at the New
Normal Studios for which the production costs haven't been paid? She knows
who she is, as does her rep who booked the studio. The answer will be coming
soon. Very. Publicly. Unless the bill is paid.
Tamra
Barney
23.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/04 **#1**
This esteemed, over-40 American film actor was playing a game of tennis with
a friend when they noticed a couple of young men doing the same on the next
court over. The four men wound up playing doubles together, and the actor
suggested that they all get together for dinner. The actor took them to a
very fancy restaurant that night and they all enjoyed dining on fine food
and drinking great wine and talking about sports and women. The next day,
the actor called up one of the young men and asked if he would like to get
together for dinner again. The man agreed, and although the other two
couldnt make it, they had another wonderful night out at another nice
restaurant, with the two of them drinking and the actor regaling him with
stories about his life in show business. This happened several days in a
row. The actor then began texting the man several times a day
until
one of the mans friends clued him in that he actor was gay, and that
he saw their dinner dates as actual "date dates". The naïve young man
had no idea the actor was gay. He just thought that he had just become pals
with a famous actor! So when the actor texted him as usual
the next day, the young man mentioned that he was really glad that they had
become friends and that he enjoyed his company, but that he just wanted to
make sure that the actor knew that he was straight and that he had a girlfriend.
The actor replied, "I dont know where you got the idea from that I
ever wanted anything more! Im totally straight and I just want to be
your friend!" But after that, the man never heard from the actor again, and
the actor never replied to his texts again. Kevin Spacey
24.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/04 **#2**
No one should be surprised that this reality star and her husband are splitting.
Why not? Because there was nothing real about their marriage in the first
place! He needed a beard, and she needed someone with a lot of money to support
her. It worked out fine for the first few years. She pretended to be a devoted
wife, and he lived across the street with his boyfriend. However, as more
family lies and tensions about sexuality and business and crime and money
and loyalty piled on over the years, sustaining the non-relationship became
impossible. Interestingly enough, her siblings are being more supportive
of him in the split. So much for family!
Dina
and Tommy Manzo
25.
THE
PEOPLE 02/04
Which starlet says shes dating a fella when in fact she is in a lesbian
relationship with a fellow celeb?
Starlet:
Cara Delevingne
Fellow celeb: Rita Ora
Boyfriend: Jake Bugg
26.
CELEBTZER
02/04
Her life is one long real-life soap opera played out in the traditional tabloids
and on social media. So, it seems only fitting that she wants a piece of
the pie in this money-making machine. She is rich beyond belief, but she
is also media and business savvy. So much so, all those photos we see which
portray her and her significant other looking the picture of happiness are
staged and she is getting 40% of profits whenever they appear on websites
and in magazines. Paris Hilton first started this trend waaaaay back when
her pictures had some worth, but this little lady has taken it to a whole
new level. And if another paparazzo tries to get a snap, she claims theyre
"stalking" her. And, no, its not Kim Kardashian. LeAnn Rimes
27.
THE
MORTON REPORT 02/04
(British blog)
This goes back a few years but is still worth telling. A well-known chef
was most upset to find that rats had made a warm and comfortable home beneath
his industrial-sized dishwasher. After much cursing, amid fears of being
shut down by public health authorities, our chef had the unwelcome rodents
quietly removed by a company sworn to commercial secrecy. Mysteriously, the
tale ended up as a blind item in a newspaper diary. A few days later, the
columnist was amazed to receive an irate, four-lettered phone call about
the item ... but it was from a different celebrity chef!
Well known chef: Gordon Ramsay
Other chef: Jamie Oliver
28.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/04
This diva is the youngest of five singing sisters. She also may not see her
hubby as being up to her extreme clean-cut standards said to have
held back on giving it up to Vinnie for the past several years
because he "grosses her out". That could be because shes reported to
be a germophobe. Another man said to rub our blind item the wrong way is
her brother-in-law, Gabe. Were told the beef began after Gabe leaked
news of the abuse our mystery lady suffered at the hands of her own husband.
Dont believe me.. Ask Toni. On a lighter note, shes said to be
pulling out all the stops in order to obtain her desired complexion
reported to often import a bleach cream thats illegal in the United
States. Sources say its all apart of her plan to maintain her onscreen
appearance but, her noted obsession with Beyonce could be leading
much of her television audience to change the channel. Tamar
Braxton
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#1**
This Teen Mom dad has been sleeping with his daughter's best friend for the
past year. Hey at least he waited until she turned 18. The daughter just
found out very recently.
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#2**
This B-/C+ list television actress on a hit show for an almost network is
going to learn really quickly that what she thought was a permanent show
of affection might be in her mind, but her boyfriend was with someone else
the morning after and came straight from the other woman to see our actress.
Shenae
Grimes/Josh Beech
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#3**
This A list all movie actor might not have much acting talent but he has
always hit on other women and cheated consistently on whoever he is dating.
His current significant other thought that things would change now with their
situation, but, if anything our actor was even more crazy this weekend. He
was out of control and went through one woman after the other for almost
48 hours straight as he kept saying how much he needed to hurry before he
had to go back home.
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#4**
Talk about being on the down low. This is the first time I have heard about
this almost A list movie and television actress who has always tried to stay
out of the press and be squeaky clean do anything scandalous. She has made
her name lately in movies but when the world finds out about her fling with
her very married television co-star, people are going to start talking about
our actress in a way they have not before.
Kerry
Washington/Tony Goldwyn (I can't believe I hadn't revealed this before. This
was the first time I wrote about them)
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#5**
This reality star is probably C list here in the States despite her being
on a very hit reality show. In her own country she is closer to an A list
celebrity. She has thrust herself in the news lately and has taken her obsession
to a whole new level. She found a guy who she put the full court press on
and is desperate to marry him because he has a title and her sworn enemy
would have to address her by a title when they see each other. Which they
will.
Katherine
Jenkins/Victoria Beckham
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#6**
This 90210 star is hooking up with a married studio executive. They think
it will help them keep working after the show ends its run. Considering their
acting skills, it is probably not a bad idea. Annalynne McCord
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#7**
Method acting can take its toll on an actor who does it, but when he does
it to an unsuspecting person and makes them her spouse, it can be brutal.
Our actor is almost A list. He is famous for saying he is a method actor
although his method does not always coincide with what his role is. One time
he was playing a conservative man and visited strip clubs every night to
prepare saying he felt that inside his character there was a dark place that
wanted to visit strippers every night. Not that long ago he got married and
his wife is expressing frustration to everyone she can. She wants it to work.
She does not want to look stupid and she will if they divorce. The thing
is the actor recently told her that he married her because a role he is in
called for him to be married so he wanted to feel that for the role. He also
said that his character is a junkie which it isnt, but gave our actor
a chance to start using heroin again which is his all-time favorite thing
to do. The good news for his wife is that our actor is so distracted by his
heroin that he has started letting her out of the house. Prior to that he
was smothering her with his closeness.
Giovanni
Ribisi/Agnes Deyn
36.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/05
When celebrities get accused of crimes, they can sometimes make the plaintiffs
go away by having their high-priced lawyers wear them down, by threatening
them with counter suits, or by paying them off. This time, however, it seemed
that the usual legal maneuverings and threats werent working for this
famous actor. It looked like the plaintiff was actually going to have his
day in court. It looked like the disgusting, private, sordid details of the
actors bad behavior would be laid out for the whole world to see! Everyone
would be talking about it
Oh, come on. Are you kidding? You know that
there was no way on heaven or earth that was going to happen! Guess who just
made a huge payoff to the victim to drop everything? Thats right. Money
talked and everybody walked. Or sailed. Or flew. The price of freedom? $1.75
million.
John
Travolta
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#1**
This married B- list actress from an HBO series has been loving award season.
A careful record would show though that despite what she is telling her husband,
she has been missing everything but the actual awards ceremonies. Lunches
and other events have been spent with her married co-star from the same show.
One thing they didn't count on was anyone catching them which did happen
two weeks ago when a third co-star from the same show caught the pair coming
out of a hotel room.
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#2**
The ratings are barely in from this network show and this C+ list television
actress who used to be a B+ list celebrity has started leaking that one of
her C list actress co-stars is using drugs and sleeping around. The reason
she is spreading the rumors is that she hopes that she can have the actress
fired to save her own job. Audiences have grown really tired of the horrible
acting from our C+ lister and want her gone soon.
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#3**
This former A list tweener and now a C lister with money has learned the
hard way to not rush into anything too fast. Well, actually she has probably
not learned yet unless she reads this and discovers that the first thing
her boyfriend did with the car she bought him was take his ex out for a drive
and dinner. I wouldn't be surprised if our former tweener somehow also paid
for the dinner. No hotel room necessary though. They went back to the ex's
place. Ashley Tisdale/Christopher French
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#4**
This A list celebrity is on lock down for 22 hours a day after she threatened
to kill herself last week. She locked herself in a shed by the pool and screaming
while holding gardening shears. Britney Spears
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#5**
Apparently this A list reality star/celebrity had a fit when he found out
his B list still gorgeous celebrity that he was paying for was also seeing
her A++ list celebrity ex. They had reconnected after several years and one
thing led to another and the pair hooked up one weekend. The A list reality
star freaked out and said he didn't share. Yes, ironic coming from him.
A
list reality star/celebrity: Simon Cowell
B list celebrity: Carmen Electra
A++ celebrity ex: Prince
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#6**
This east coast Real Housewife has been getting calls everyday from a guy
she cheated on her husband with last year when things were rough. He is
threatening to sell texts and voice mails between the pair.
Melissa
Gorga
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#7**
This celebrity/part-time actress is probably C list. The thing is though
she has A list name recognition and a ton of money. She also has a drug and
booze problem and her money is being spent hand over fist. In the past few
months she has also made some seriously bad decisions that are going to cost
her. Her dealer is shopping photos of her snorting coke while she is naked.
Apparently she and the dealer have sex so she can get a discount. He also
has some of those encounters on tape. Those were not the first encounters
she has on tape. There are several more with at least three different guys.
She spends her night doing coke and shopping online. She spends thousands
of dollars on clothes and electronics and ends up not using any of it. She
spent thousands of dollars on a dress and ended up using it as an ashtray
one night because she didn't want to ruin the floor. Her house is a wreck
and unless you are coming over to party she won't talk to you. At her current
pace there is no way she will survive beyond a year.
44.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/06 **#1**
Inside a green room at a recent big event. Three women, one man, all celebrities.
Several relatives of one of the women were also in the room, along with a
child or two, a couple of personal assistants and a few venue staffers. There
was going to be a big audience, and nerves should have been riding high.
But the three women were all remarkably calm. Two were sitting quietly chatting
with each other. The third woman was texting someone on her cell phone. However,
the man was not as calm. He was pacing back and forth, barking instructions
at the third woman. He became angry that she wasnt giving him her full
attention, and he grabbed the mobile device out of her hands. He discovered
that she was texting another man. He started going through all of her texts.
His voice started out low and he was swearing: "You mother fucking bitch!"
As he scrolled through the texts, his voice got louder and louder until he
was screaming at her. "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!"
The staffers looked nervously at each other, but no one else in the room
seemed surprised by the outburst. No one moved to defend the third woman.
Apparently, they didnt need to, because she jumped up and got in his
face and started yelling and swearing right back at the man! She tried to
grab the phone back from him, but he pushed her away and continued going
through the phone and screaming at her, pushing her away, berating her, and
started calling her every derogatory name for a woman in the book. While
it was shocking to the staffers that the two were going at each other so
viciously, it was even more shocking to them that the two other women and
the relatives and the personal assistants just sat there quietly the whole
time, minding their own business through the screaming and the grabbing and
the shoving! No one tried to shield the child/ren from what was going on,
and no one tried to intervene in the fight. They have known the woman since
she was single, and they have known her as part of a couple. The controlling
behavior and the physical altercation and the swearing were all apparently
just routine to them! So, the next time you see this couple acting all sweet
and loving and trusting and supportive and high class with each other in
front of the cameras, know that its apparently a whole different story
behind the scenes
Man:
Jay-Z
Third Woman: Beyonce
The Other Two Women: Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams "Destinys
Child"
Super Bowl halftime
45.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/06 **#2**
This young performer is really depressed right now. He got out from under
the control of his family
only to fall under the control of his girlfriend.
She decides everything: what he is going to wear, where they are going to
live, how often he speaks to his family. She tells him that she wants him
to stop touring because it is too stressful. She presents all this to him
as if it is for his own good
but it is actually all for her own good!
She is nobody, but she thinks she deserves to be a star
and her
relationship with him is just one step up the ladder. She is the one who
wants them to move to a place where she can be "seen". She is the one who
is having him publicly shill products with whom she is associated. She is
the one who wants him to get tickets so that she can be photographed in the
front row at Fashion Week. She is the one who wants to live together
and engaged a reality TV show to film them looking for a place to live. When
they go out for dinner, she is the one who calls the paparazzi to notify
them where they will be. In return for the tip off, she is the one who asks
that they always use the word "beautiful" before her name. She is totally
using him, but he doesnt really seem to get that. He is terribly unhappy
but he doesnt know why. His friends are worried that he is not strong
enough to get out of the relationship. He is not very mature, he drinks a
lot, and he is afraid to be alone.
He: Joe Jonas
She: Blanda Eggenschwiler
46.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#1- 5**
1. Which comic film star is known to be narcissistic, insecure, needy, and
demanding (though what he really should be demanding is a dietitian and a
trainer)? Jonah Hill
2. Which top designer is a bottom? Ditto which respected TV presence? Calvin Klein; Anderson Cooper
3. Which family-values-loving Republican candidate (who lost) could never seem to remember the name of the babysitter he dropped his kids with so he could go on flag-waving missionsfor three years in a row? Rick Santorum
4. Which auteur obviously writes what she knows? (Her eyes were rolling like pinballs at a press event, where "coke" was every third word out of her mouth. She really buzzes.) Lena Dunham "Girls"
5. Which reality star was in a jealous rage when a much bigger reality
star got all the attention in the same store on Fashion's Night Out?
Rager:
Jill Zarin
Bigger: Kim Kardashian
Store: Lord and Taylor
47.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#6 - #10**
6. Which designer who went backstage with a superstar after a Broadway show
was so loud and crass that no one could hear what the superstar was saying,
which everyone was much more interested in than what the designer was squawking?
7. Which rock wife is prone to dramatic utterances of "Don't you know who I am?" when department-store workers don't snap to the attention she'd like? Sharon Osbourne
8. Which other rock wife gets so excited when shopping that she strips down to practically nothing in full view of other customers, in order to try things on more quickly? (The result is a sort of horrified bemusement.) Shannon Tweed (Gene Simmons); Kate Hudson (Matt Bellamy); Trudi Syler (Sting)
9. Which documentarian is following a designer around with a camera, mainly so he can use the footage to force the designer back into rehab? Douglas Keeve and John Galliano
10. Which plus-size stage actress is a lesbian who's girlfriends with someone who was in Evita?
48.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#11 - #15**
11. Which TV hunk supposedly never met a casting director he didn't lick,
er, like? Joe Mangianello; Colton Haynes; Chace Crawford
12. Which indie-style rocker pocketed an additional $15,000 for a tour, supposedly for the extra lighting and musicians he needed, though he ended up grinningly standing there with just a spotlight and no band at all? Jason Mraz
13. Which onetime heartthrob has managed to keep his sexuality a well-guarded secret for five decades? Bobby Sherman; Tom Selleck; Englebert Humperdink; Tom Jones
14. Which actress playing a controversial character is apparently not happy having to enact the role of someone she despises? Jane Fonda as Nancy Reagan "The Butler"
15. Which acclaimed actress whom everyone's wondering about is supposedly bumping it with the female producer of one of her big films? Jessica Chastain/Megan Ellison "Zero Dark Thirty"
49.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#16 - #20**
16. Which kid who'd just been cast in a Broadway show managed to find her
way to her future dressing room, which she cagily checked out with a tape
measure?
17. Which legend could have directed the proposed revival of Funny Girl, but was told, "Your Fanny Brice will be Sara Ramirez"? Barbra Streisand
18. Which Broadway star infuriated her director after she begged him to bring in a former co-star as a consultant because he's the one who basically coached her to glory last time around? (The star and director ended up not speaking to each other, and some feel the result shows.)
19. Which Oscar winner tried to take her kids backstage to meet the stars of a show they'd just seen, but was completely unrecognized by security, who told her she could just wait by the stage door like everyone else? (She huffed and replied, "Well, it's just that I'm an actor, too" before actually announcing her name in hopes of gaining quicker entrée. Yes, she went there. Still, no dice.)
20. Which movie star who was recently on Broadway is such a challenging diva that when an assistant of hers quit after 10 days, she got a call from another former assistant saying "Congratulations!"? Scarlett Johansson "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof"; Debra Winger "The Anarchist"
50.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#21 - #26**
21. Which quirky TV actress privately tells people she thought the direction
of Lincoln was terrible?
22. Which designer for a luxury French brand allegedly gets intimate with that married (to a woman) hip-hop star?
23. What pudgy daytime TV star routinely dodges her ex-stylist's calls since she still owes him thousands of dollars? Sherri Shepherd
24. Which long-running actress that everyone assumes is blissfully married has actually bedded virtually every male co-star in creation, as her hubby simply bites his tongue and chalks it up to research? Meryl Streep
25. Which superstar's other son is looking to sell a memoir? (Free answer: Cher offspring Elijah Blue. Can't wait.)
26. Which higher-up at a gay media outlet writes under a pseudonym for a certain website that used to attack that outlet so thoroughly it was banned from being viewed?
51.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06 **#27 - #30**
And now, let's stop in the vintage gossip shop for some
oldies-but-not-moldies:
27. What bizarre icon once called a famous mail-order company to finish his last-minute Christmas shopping, and when the clerk quipped, "We'll beam those right out," he complained to a manager and had the clerk beamed right out of there? (i.e., he got the guy fired.) William Shatner
28. Which then-sitcom star and his Latino boyfriend got coked up and trashed their hotel room, leading to the cancellation of the play the sitcom star was appearing in? (Hint: Decades later, he died, still in the closet.) Sherman Helmsley
29. Which actor, best known for a big '80s sitcom, used to hire a dominatrix to lock him up for the weekend and routinely tinkle on him? Alan Thicke
30. Which other former sitcom stara gal with a wacky, freewheeling sense of spiritualityused to breastfeed her pet possum while she got her hair colored, also making sure to have a wet nurse around to do the job when she was busy with something more important? Why was I born? Kirstie Alley
52.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/07
Is this successful Filmmaker turning to the lowest common denominator to
get you in the theater? A wild promotion and even wilder casting is not this
Director's usual M.O. Tyler Perry "Tyler Perry's Temptation" (for casting
Kim Kardashian)
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#1**
This former A+ list celebrity/actor has slid a long way down the list ladder
in the intervening years. Still popular, but generally with an older crowd,
although most young people know at least a few of his early works very well.
Actually with the older crowd he still sells out lots of places. At a recent
show, our former A lister looked wasted and there was a woman in a wheelchair
trying to give him a gift and he kept ignoring her. She said "I have something
for you." He said "I've got something for you and I'd like to sing some more
songs." He also told people to stop shouting while he was singing.
David
Cassidy
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#2**
When you have no money and are trying to recapture the tiny amount of fame
you once had and need money to do it, it is probably not the best idea for
this C list celebrity/reality star to be cheating on his bank rolling B+
list all movie actress wife. The fact that he cheated with one of the biggest
D list celebrity big mouths ensures this will get out. Paul McDonald
("American Idol")/Nikki Reed
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#3**
This married B-/C+ list actor/host was busted in a radio station bathroom
stall having sex with the assistant to his publicist. Mario Lopez
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#4**
When this A list all movie actress who used to be an A+ list all movie actress
announces her divorce in the next few weeks, one thing that probably won't
be discussed is that even though she will be seeking joint custody of the
kids, her husband is the one who has the relationship with them. Our actress
is kind of meh about the whole thing. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#5**
This foreign born celebrity will probably be a permanent B lister because
of her history. She used to be A+ list along with some of her friends. She
recently split with a guy after they had sex for the first time. She told
one of her friends that when they were having sex he said, "I can't believe
I'm having sex with_______." Yeah, he confused her with one of her friends.
Geri
Halliwell/He called her Baby Spice
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#6**
This former A+ list celebrity with very famous girlfriends and wives and
now a solid B- lister hates leaving the country because of the inevitable
heroin withdrawal. Likes one day trips. Two tops.
Marilyn
Manson
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#7**
Usually casting couch sex is just sex for a role or some kind of help. This
one time though, a marriage came out of a casting couch situation because
the pair were bonded by what happened after. The actress at the time was
B list and actually approaching A list but still needed to audition for this
role that she really wanted. The director made it clear what he wanted and
the pair hooked up and he offered her the part. Then someone else got involved
and our casting couch actress lost the part through no fault of the director.
He was fully on board. The producer of the movie wanted someone else in the
role and told the studio he would back out unless his actress got the role.
The director and the producer argued and the producer won. It turns out that
the producer realized during the filming that the A list actress he had chosen
was not the right decision. She was being the worst diva ever and acting
as if she had been an A lister for 25 years when she had not even been alive
that long. The director would confide all this to his casting couch companion
and promised her that he would get her the lead in his very next movie. She
didn't get the lead, but she did get a really good role in the next movie.
Meanwhile the A list diva never got another good role and is now a C+ on
a good day who mainly does television.
60.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/07 **#1**
This celebritys son is stirring up trouble for the second time in less
than a year. The first time, it was because of his drug habits. Now, its
because of some photos. Naked photos, to be more exact. The celebritys
teenage son took some naked photos of himself. They were supposed to be private.
They didnt stay that way. Will the celebrity father be upset? Its
unlikely. He was the one who gave his son drugs in the first place, so he
is not exactly the paragon of strict parenthood. In fact, hes so wild
and free himself that hell probably just light up with pride when he
sees the photos. By the way, there are three clues in the previous sentence.
Snoop Doggs (Lion) son Corde Broadus
61.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/07 **#2**
When you are a young star, you want to be cool, but you have to keep it clean.
If your image gets tarnished, you could watch your reputation disappear
overnight. So what do you do if you are one of the biggest young stars in
the world
and suddenly a video tape surfaces? Its a porn tape.
And the person in it looks a lot like you. Well, this tape almost gave his
team a collective heart attack! But we have some good news. Its not
him. We repeat: Its not him! Yes, the guy in it looks like him, but
he is actually an experienced porn actor and not the young star. The porn
star even took on a pseudonym to sound like the young star. So what is his
team going to do about it? Nothing. They arent even going to address
it because that would just bring more attention to the video and the lookalike
porn actor, and they dont want the word "porn" anywhere near this star
and his reputation. As for the thought that this porn tape might actually
help the star look more studly, just know that wouldnt happen in this
case. Because its a gay porn tape.
Porn
star: Jack Styles
Pop star: Harry Styles
62.
BLIND
ITEM 02/07 **#3**
We have some delicious dish for you! This celebrity couples marriage
hit a major bump in the road when they went through an infidelity scandal,
but they came out the other side with their relationship stronger than ever.
Good thing, too, because there is a major announcement coming up! Whether
you want to say that she has a bun in the oven, a pea in the pod, or that
her eggo is preggo is unimportant. The important thing is that she is, in
fact, pregnant! She and her handsome husband are being cautious and denying
it for now because they have some extra risk factors (she is over 30 and
she is not a big girl). However, we happen to know that she has already hit
the three month point and that they are simply waiting an extra week or two
before making the announcement. Assuming that all continues to go well with
the pregnancy, the official announcement will be made within the next two
weeks.
Fergie
& Josh Duhamel
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#1**
Fashion Week: This former almost A list celebrity who is now a C lister has
been sitting front row everywhere and designers are ticked off. At one show
when she attempted to take her front row seat and the organizers saw who
it was and not who it was supposed to be (A list celebrity who is very close
to C lister) they told her she would have to move several rows back. Instead,
the celebrity got her photo taken in the front row and then left rather than
be towards the back with everyone else.
Ashlee
Simpson
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#2**
Fashion Week: This A list award winning all movie actress showed up at a
charity event for Fashion Week which usually involves walking the runway.
The actress hammered out of her mind but insisted she could make it and would
be fine and that she was not drunk and that she was just a little sleepy.
She then proceeded to not only throw up on the dress she was supposed to
wear but another too. She then passed out under a makeup table and didn't
walk the runway.
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#3**
This former A list celebrity and now struggling to hold on to B- after dropping
to a C was criticized last year for putting on weight. Turns out she had
been pregnant and her publicist was set to make an announcement when she
lost the baby in a miscarriage. She never stopped drinking after she found
out she was pregnant. Lady Gaga
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#4**
This A list celebrity has had to deny she is having marriage problems. She
says that everything is perfect and that she will never get divorced. She
might never get divorced, but she should probably also stop seeing that executive
in that company she works with. Of course the weekly hotel room visits could
be about work. The room service. The bathrobe you opened the door in last
week. It's all work. The marriage is probably fine.
Kris
Jenner (the cheating and marriage issues really make sense looking at it
now)
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#5**
This B list celebrity and foreign reality star spent ten minutes ranting
about his A list celebrity partner and used the b word about 200 times in
those ten minutes. He also said he would never work with her again and then
started talking about how she wants the world to think she is clean and a
do gooder and how he knew things that would destroy her. The world would
LOVE to hear those things.
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#6**
This B- list celebrity and former failed reality judge has always trashed
her former co-worker. Now, when the celebrity heard that her former co-worker
was spending several nights a week with Prince Harry she can't stop trying
to text and call and be bff with her former co-worker. The celebrity even
gave an interview where she says they used to be like sisters. The aggrieved
co-worker said, "True, if this was Cinderella and she was the evil step-sister."
Nicole
Scherzinger jealous of Ashley Roberts
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#7**
This A list celebrity and reality star is married. He holds a very powerful
position and lately he seems to relish finding out information about various
women and then using that information as trade bait. He will make their lives
miserable unless they have sex with him. His wife has been long relegated
to showing up only at events that he cannot explain away. He has not divorced
her simply because he knows he would marry again and have to go through dating
and paying for a wedding and he just at this point in his life is enjoying
blackmail and extortion. There is one person though who has started fighting
back and sending e-mails to people with details and photos and trying to
build a record to use against the A lister in court. She has been sending
it out because she honestly fears for her life sometimes and it is still
being used by the A lister. In her e-mails she documents where and when each
meeting happened and she has been able to find two other women he has also
threatened. They are scared to come forward but the woman at least has their
names. She tried following one of the women for awhile to see if she could
take photos but said it was a mess and she sucks at it. The woman she tried
to follow is a former B-/C+ list singer/celebrity who has some financial
problems and the A lister helped her out and then demanded sex. The celebrity
complied and in the process the A lister learned even more and has been demanding
sex more frequently.
70.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/08
Which two celebrities carefully avoided each other during the 2013 Oscar
Nominees Luncheon and Class Photo? The two men have worked together, and
everyone assumes that they are friends. However, one of the men had a brief
affair with the other mans Significant Other. The two got into a fight
about it (no punches were thrown, although there was some shoving and a lot
of yelling and name-calling), and have avoided each other ever since.
Bradley Cooper/Ben Affleck (Jennifer Garner)
Here
is a link to a full-size, clickable photo of the entire group.
71.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/08
Our blind item is taking a walk down memory lane
literally! Thats
because insiders say the actress recently moved back into her mothers
home, sleeping in her childhood bedroom. Its a situation which were
told the troubled 26-year-olds mother is happy with. Know why? Because
our blind item will reportedly now be helping her worthless coke-sniffing
mom to meet monthly mortgage payments. Shes rumored to be dating a
male cheerleader named Josh Chunn, but sources say she recently smashed on
Jersey Shore cast member. Dont believe me.. Ask Pauly D. Todays
blind item earned $1,092,480 just last year alone, but shes said to
have squandered it all. Know why? Because todays blind item is known
to be Hollywoods leading party girl. Just ask Leonardo DiCaprio.
Lindsay
Lohan
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#1**
This A+ list rapper who talks a big game when it comes to women and has had
a few high profile relationships with women has always preferred guys. Fairly
open secret. The thing is he has never practiced safe sex and one of his
conquests is threatening to sue him saying that the rapper passed on the
HIV virus. The rap star has refused to take a test proving he is negative.
50 Cent; P. Diddy
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#2**
This married, closeted almost A list all movie actress is thrilled out of
her mind. She has been offered the role of a lesbian and has already asked
producers to give her more than the one sex scene that is written in the
movie. Her almost A list all movie actor must be thrilled too. He does not
get tired of bearding for her though. She puts up with his antics and the
other women and she is hot. Catherine Zeta Jones "The Last
Chapter"
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#1**
Grammy Week: This former almost A list singer and now trying to hang on to
any kind of list was at a party this week and took full advantage of a missing
C list celebrity girlfriend to latch on to this almost A list rapper. She
is good at latching and she kept touching him all night and making it perfectly
clear that she was available. I think she was as shocked as everyone when
he turned her down, especially considering later he was putting moves on
a model. He says he only likes white women.
Former
A list singer: Ashanti
C list girlfriend: Amber Rose
Almost A list rapper: Wiz Khalifa
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#2**
Grammy Week: This A+ list female singer who I keep expecting to turn up as
a judge on a show was all happy and nice to this female one hit wonder and
wished her luck at the awards. Later, our A lister was discussing the one
hit wonder and said that she was really nice to her because everyone knows
that she will never be back and that she wanted her to enjoy the party.
A+
list female singer: Katy Perry
Female one-hit wonder: Carly Rae Jepson
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#3**
Grammy Week: If you are this A+ list celebrity and sometime actress which
decision would you make? You have to go to a party. You can either choose
to pick the side of the room that has the A list celebrity your husband used
to sleep with or the former B list celebrity that your husband sleeps with
currently in a rotation with one other person. Our A+ lister chose to walk
through the entire room quickly and hung out with people who probably have
not slept with her husband.
A+
list celebrity: Beyonce
Husband: Jay-Z
A list celebrity husband slept with: Rihanna
Former B list celebrity husband currently sleeping with: Adrienne Bailon
Roc Nation Grammy Party
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#4**
You will never find anyone in Hollywood who has had sex with this A+ list
all movie actress. No matter how many stories are leaked which claims she
is dating this actor or this person you have never heard of, she has never
dated anyone other than as friends. The only thing that matters to her is
acting. Lots of guys have asked her out and she has gone on a few dates,
but no one has ever had sex with her.
Jessica
Chastain
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#5**
This Hunger Games B list actor who everyone has been told is in a very serious
relationship got a 19 year old local teen pregnant while he was shooting
in North Carolina. She is due in late spring. You just know our actor is
going to want a paternity test, if only to keep his girlfriend mollified.
So far she has not broken up with him over it because he says he never slept
with the teen. She and her friends say otherwise.
Liam
Hemsworth (girlfriend: Miley Cyrus)
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#1**
Grammy Week: What to do when your parents and me weekly activity group is
invaded by a celebrity? On Saturday this A list singer with a great voice
and her celebrity husband took their kid to play at an activity group. This
is a regular group but the celebrity parents decided since they were around
that there needed to be special rules. Parents who usually take photos and
videos of their children were told they would not be able to this time because
some parent might try and take a photo of the celebrities. The woman who
runs the group was threatened by an assistant to the celebrity to make sure
that every parent complied.
Alicia
Keys/Swizz Beatz
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#2**
Apparently jaws dropped almost to the floor when this C list mostly television
actor slapped his gorgeous B- list all movie actress wife with A list name
recognition right across the face and drew blood on her lip. That the actor
hits his wife is probably not a huge shock. That he did so in front of 10
people after he said that she disrespected him was something that made everything
go quiet. The actress just blotted the blood dry and acted as if nothing
had happened and didn't even leave the party. Brian Austin Green/Megan
Fox
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#3**
Grammy After Party: This B- list all movie actress has been through hell
and back with her B list celebrity husband. She showed up on his arm for
the umpteenth time showing her support and how did he repay her? He spent
all night getting phone numbers from other women and having his wife fetch
him drinks and even sent her to buy him a pack of cigarettes. He literally
walks all over her and she does nothing. He yells at her and she does nothing.
She has always picked guys who treat her like crap.
Carey
Mulligan and Marcus Mumford
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#4**
Grammy Week: Some of the buzz during Grammy week centered around this former
Grammy nominee who is making her way slowly back to the big time. She used
to be A list but as noted in this space before was just devastated by this
A list all movie actor and has gone through some serious amounts of therapy
and is also on meds as she continues to fight through the mental and emotional
battles caused by the actor. Everyone says they expect to see her at the
awards next year.
Britney
Spears/Ben Affleck
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#5**
Fashion Week: You would never know it by looking at him and he collected
model phone numbers by the pocketful, but this former almost A list television
and movie actor from a very hit network show who is now a B-/C+ list all
movie actor is one of the kinkiest actors out there. He is also the only
one I have heard of who had sex at a show this year. After all the people
had emptied out after one show, our actor and a model he had met before the
show went at it right behind the front row of chairs.
Topher
Grace
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#6**
Fashion Week: This supposedly sober C+ celebrity with A list name recognition
was anything but at a show this weekend. As soon as the lights went down
she spent most of the show with her already short dress hiked up to her waist
because she was bent over the entire time doing lines of coke. In the front
row.
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#7**
It could be one of the greatest PR moves of all time. This actress, although
probably no higher than a B- list who primarily is in movies has had a number
one movie in the past six months as a co-star. No bottom filler for her anymore.
Anyway, also within the past six months she and her significant other split
and her PR team has created this fascinating story that our actress was
devastated by the split and crying herself to sleep every night when she
was even able to sleep and that she is the ultimate victim of love and the
stories are numerous and they imply that he ex was cheating on her and because
her ex is notoriously press shy, no one can get a statement from him. So,
her story stands unquestioned when in fact, it was her who has cheated multiple
times during the relationship and left her significant other for another
man who she had been seeing constantly. During this press onrush she has
tried to take care to not be seen with him because the public is entirely
on her side and she has been getting more press than she has ever in her
life. When the stories die down then she will come out of hiding with her
foreign born actor lover.
Actress:
Gemma Arterton ("Hansel & Gretel")
Significant Other: Stefano Catelli
Foreign born lover:
86.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/11/13 **#1**
This singer could have won a Grammy award last night. But he didnt.
He was restrained about the loss when it happened, but his real feelings
about the winner surfaced at an after-party. After a few drinks, he was heard
complaining, "I cant believe I lost to that faggot!"
Singer Who Complained: Chris Brown
Singer Who Won: Frank Ocean
87.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/11 **#2**
This probably wont come as a huge shock to anyone, but there was a
little drug activity going on backstage at The Grammys. During rehearsal,
these three big names teamed up to perform a medley of songs. To relax
beforehand, they passed around a big blunt in this cloud-floating divas
dressing room. Indulging in the herb along with her were a moon-walking legend
and this other-worldly crooner. By the way, the three singers were there
to rehearse a tribute number to a talent who passed
but who would have
certainly approved of their activities if he was alive!
Cloud Floater: Rihanna
Moon Walker: Sting (Walking on the Moon)
Other Worldly: Bruno Mars
Tribute Subject: Bob Marley
88.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/11 **#3**
She may have been snubbed by the Grammys, but this pop singer is finding
another way to make headlines. The most recent one is about the sparkly ring
that shes been flashing on the fourth finger of her left hand. Is she
engaged to be married? First of all, she is not engaged. The ring
which she bought herself is just meant to provoke talk about her and
her relationship and her music. She is an attention-monger, and if she
cant get it with her music, shell get it any way she can. Second
of all, she is not even really dating the guy with whom she is photographed!
The musician with whom she is getting cozy in photos is just a PR setup.
Her real boyfriend is a non-famous night club promoter.
Lana
del Rey/Barrie-James ONeill
89.
NPR
02/11
After Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" won the Grammy for best pop
duo/group performance, he revealed that Kimbra wasn't his first, or even
his second, choice for the song. He had already gone through two female singers
for the track and was waiting on another vocalist when "she called out."
"I built so much expectation with that vocalist that I was feeling a little
crushed," he said backstage after collecting the Grammy. It came down to
Kimbra to sing on the song that was recorded in her apartment. It was last
year's biggest hit. As for the unnamed singer, Gotye said she makes wonderful
music on her own and "shouldn't be mad." Gotye also won the Grammy for best
alternative music album for "Making Mirrors." Mesfin Fekadu
Twitter http://twitter.com/MusicMesfin
Gotyes First Choice:
Gotyes Second Choice:
90.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/11
Shes a singer who once said shes got it goin on,
but Minister Louis Farrakhan may not exactly see it that way. Thats
because her 4-1-1 now features her acting role in throwing the Nation Of
Islam leader under the bus in "Betty and Coretta". The made for TV Lifetime
movie has rubbed many insiders the wrong way, as reports reveal the docudrama
is far from being accurate. Dont believe me.. Ask Bernice King . Our
blind items quest to find a Real Love is a search thats said
to have included a set of ratchet happenings. Were talking about incidents
including our mystery ladys 90's smash-encounter with Mike Tyson
reported to have been consummated on a grimy Big Apple street, just outside
of a nightclub. Just ask Puffy. Its been almost a decade since she
tied the knot with a man being exposed as the Mr. Wrong in her life. Thats
because he could be leading our blind item to the poor house as sources
say he recently defaulted on a $2.2 million dollar loan. This news comes
shorty after our blind items "Family Affair" charity remains at the
center of mishandling funds and cheating scholarship students accusations.
Dont believe me.. Ask Steve Stoute. To make matter worse just
last week our blind item reportedly defaulted on a $500,000 loan. Now, she
could be facing a second legal battle hatched against her in just three-months.
Mary J. Blige
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#1**
This teen C list celebrity/actress with A+ list name recognition had dumped
her boyfriend after the umpteenth time he beat her. The thing is she took
him back because he is the one who scores her drugs for her. Two days of
being hunched over in withdrawals was all it took for her to take him back.
Taylor Momsen
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#2**
This former A list tweener was at a Grammy party over the weekend and had
her first line of coke ever. She said that it was the best thing she ever
felt and then said except for sex with her B list actor all movies boyfriend
but then said, "No, this is better. Besides right now he is probably having
sex with that bitch he thinks I don't know about."
Miley
Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#3**
This almost A list still in her mid-teens all movie actress had her lips
injected two weeks ago for the first time. She thinks it will help her get
more roles and her late 20 something boyfriend apparently convinced her that
it made her look more sexy.
Abigail
Breslin
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#4**
What do you do if you are a married executive who got busted having sex with
your nanny and now your nanny is threatening to sue you for sexual harassment?
You get her a role that has turned her from a nobody that absolutely no one
had ever heard of to a solid B lister on a hit show almost overnight. Beth
Behrs "2 Broke Girls"
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#5**
This actress is probably D list now. A few years ago she was just about A
list. She was on a very hit network television show and had just been cast
as the lead in a popcorn flick that went on to make hundreds of millions
of dollars. She never got to shoot that movie though because she overdosed
on the set of the show. The overdose part was kept quiet, but she was quietly
asked to leave the show and the movie role went to someone else who has become
an A list all movie actress.
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#6**
This one hit wonder has spent millions of dollars of his girlfriend's money
to try and recapture his fame. She has paid for every expense of his since
they started dating and all his recording too. She is supposed to get a piece
of whatever he earns but they never signed anything and if the record is
a hit, he will leave her in a second. He misses having women throw themselves
at him.
James
Blunt
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#7**
Back in the day before this A list all movie actor became who he is today
he was just another actor trying to move up the ladder. That he went so high
so quickly is not exactly hard to figure out when you hear about his casting
couch experiences with men. Wait, you haven't heard about them, but you might
in the very near future. It turns out that he once shared a very close, intimate
relationship with one of his co-stars. She used to be A list in movies and
television. She never had sex with our actor, but they became very close
off-screen and he shared to her how he got the role in which they both starred
and how he had got another previous role as well as his life growing up which
he has never shared with anyone. Now, our actress is short of cash and has
written a manuscript/historical fiction type book which barely fictionalizes
those couple of months together. She envisions a book and a play and maybe
a movie and apparently it is really really good. Every publisher who has
seen it has loved it and then immediately passed because they are scared
of what kind of wrath the actor will bring down on them. A few play producers
have shown more gumption than the publishers and it might move straight to
a play. Rebecca DeMornay/Tom Cruise
98.
REALITY
TEA 02/12
Imitation should be the highest form of flattery, but sometimes its
downright creepy. Z-List is a reality TV cast member, hoping to shoot to
fame and popularity like her idol D-List has done over the past few years.
Z-List is copying everything about D-List in a very "single white female"
sort of way. Z-List is befriending the same people, trying to network in
the same social circles and even hiring the same press teams. Z-List has
also had D-Lists sloppy seconds in the man department, though Z denies
it and hopes to vanquish the rumors ASAP. Eye witnesses say Z and Money Bags
were very openly cozied up at an after bar party, where Z was incredibly
rude and obnoxious to party goers whilst she snuggled in his lap. Random
tidbit: Z also fancies herself a bit of a fortune teller. Hint: its
NOT the duo you will all immediately assume.
Z
List: Ashlee Wilson-Hawn "Big Rich Atlanta"
D List: Kim Zolciak "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
Money Bags: Big Poppa
99.
MOUTH
TO EARS 02/12
This couple wishes they could wake up to a bed full of children but that
wont happen anytime soon. Why ? Because this reality star is so stressed
trying to keep up with her sisters and keep her husband happy she is going
crazy. She already has weight issues, but cant let her husbands
ex be the only person to give him a child. The husband has taken his stress
out in other ways. What ways? By cheating with any and everybody. He even
had sex with a known slut from Basketball Wives LA. The wife is always defending
the marriage, but insiders know he is cheating! Khloe Kardashian/Lamar
Odom (ex - Liza Morales)
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#1**
This A list celebrity called everyone she knew last night looking for her
almost A list mostly movies actor husband. He was not answering her calls
or texts and she was worried that something had happened to him while he
was out of town. Yep. Got drunk and called a hooker just like the good old
days from not that long ago.
Fergie/Josh
Duhamel
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#2**
This B list celebrity who has not done much lately swears she is breast feeding.
Considering how much she is drinking every night and those pills she is popping,
let us hope not. It is like she has gone off the deep end in the past month.
She had been so good for so long and what everyone thought was a little steam
being let out is turning into way more.
Sienna
Miller
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#3**
Fashion Week: This B list celebrity/designer was overheard telling her assistant
at the conclusion of a show how everything they just saw was shit, and that
she had never seen anything worse and that the designer should kill themselves.
Our celebrity then made directly for the designer and air kissed him while
saying she had never seen anything better.
Rachel
Zoe
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#4**
This former A+++ list television actress and one of the most well known names
to ever be an actress and who will always be well loved tried to walk into
a restaurant the other night and be seated. The place was packed and she
had no reservation. She was with one other person. Our actress talked to
three different people at the place and no one had ever heard of her. When
it became clear that star power was not going to get her a table, our actress,
graceful as ever thanked them and walked out. One patron who saw it happen
said it almost made him cry to watch it. It was the most awkward scene he
had ever witnessed.
Mary
Tyler Moore
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#5**
This approaching A list mostly television comedic actor on a network comedy
is never seen with women. He never talks about women either. When he has
something with family he brings home a woman who has been his friend forever.
The rest of the time he spends with a very long term boyfriend. He is very
good at keeping this secret and most of his friends are loyal about keeping
it quiet too.
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#6**
This C list celebrity of A+ list offspring went to the emergency room this
week. He burned himself with Nair while trying to remove all the hair in
his genital region. Guess his older B list celebrity girlfriend likes him
smooth.
Sean
Stewart/Adrienne Maloof
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#7**
This is an interesting couple. Not in front of the cameras everyday, they
are used to living their own life. One is a B list actor who was on a very
hit show for an almost network. She is a celebrity/actress/whatever she calls
herself that day. Great couple. They are living together now and there is
even talk that she is already pregnant which would make her mom happy and
her dad ticked off. The thing is, although everyone knows our actor is the
dad, or would be the dad, what people don't know is that our actor has convinced
our actress that he needs more than just her in his life as far as sex goes
and he has been bringing multiple women home with him and apparently has
been trying to get them pregnant too. His celebrity girlfriend appears to
be totally on board with it and thinks it is all very spiritual. Yeah, let
me know if she still feels the same way a few years from now when there are
a bunch of kids he is responsible for and paying child support to.
Zoë
Kravitz (parents Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz)/Penn Badgley
106. SANDRA ROSE (old blind items) 02/13
1.
07/13/12
An anonymous source writes: This Hollywood socialite is a virgin who loves
receiving oral sex from men. One man in particular says he enjoys pleasing
women, but he said he couldnt do it with her anymore because she
wasnt the freshest smelling
He said he wasnt the only one
some of his other celeb friends didnt know how to tell her [about
her feminine hygiene] and they soon broke it off with her. Not to mention
they werent getting any intercourse from her, so most guys arent
going to stick around with a chick who is not engaging in intercourse.
2.
10/05/12
Industry insiders are whispering about a certain diva singer who is allegedly
creeping behind her music mogul husbands back. I cant say any
names, but the singer apparently has a history of cheating with married men.
My source says the singer caught a serious beat down at the ASCAP Rhythm
and Soul Awards held in Atlanta about 12 years ago. The source, who begged
for anonymity, told Sandrarose.com that the wife of a music industry veteran
heard rumors that the singer was sleeping with her husband (whose son used
to be an in-demand music producer). Their worlds collided at the ASCAP host
hotel in Atlanta when the singer stepped on an elevator that was occupied
at the time by the industry veteran and his wife (who Im told is no
pushover). The wife commenced to beat the singer down to the floor of the
elevator. The singers screams could be heard echoing throughout the hotel.
Im told that the industry veteran separated the two brawling women
before any serious injuries could occur. Needless to say the relationship
between the singer and the industry veteran ended in that elevator that night.
But the singer reportedly hasnt learned her lesson. My source says
she is creeping again, and my source wishes the music mogul would "open his
eyes" and see what is transpiring in front of him (or behind his back as
the case may be). The source says the moguls friends are very concerned
about his health and that Interscope records made him take off a month from
work to rest. "Hes financing her career out of his own
pocket because he loves her, but all she really cares about is her album,"
said my confidential source.
3.
12/04/12
Industry insiders are whispering about a certain reality TV star who is so
sprung on her lesbian lover that she blows through frequent flyer miles and
buddy passes jetting back and forth to the west coast to see her. They say
the reality star recently over extended herself when she flew her strapping
lover to New York to attend the Keyshia Cole and Rihanna concerts. She barely
had enough money to fly back to LA. Now insiders say the reality star has
run out of cash and she was forced to place a call to a well-known businessman
here in Atlanta asking him to wire her $1000 so she could fly back to Atlanta.
The businessman (who knows shes a lesbian) flat out refused to front
her the cash. Im not sure how the reality star will get back to Atlanta,
but I am shocked that no one told me she was a lesbian.
107.
BOSSIP
02/13
Does another one of your favorite rappers have a freaky flick floating around?
A source told BOSSIP exclusively that there is indeed a new naughty tape
featuring one of the four rappers from the mega-hit "Pop That"
A BOSSIP
source whispers that Kimmi Kennedy is a vixen that doesnt mind mixing
business and pleasure. Shes the latest mens mag model to step
in the booth in hot pursuit of a rap career, but when she reached out to
this rapper he gave her a lot more than a feature. Besides the free verse
our "Pop That" MC also supplied a serving of long hard D on the side.
French
Montana
108.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/13
This pretty actress sat in the front row of one of the shows at Mercedes-Benz
Fashion Week in New York. She didnt get there easily. She was initially
assigned a seat in the second row. When she got to the seat, she refused
to sit down. "There must be some sort of mistake!" she exclaimed, and excused
herself to go call her publicist. She tried to speak quietly, but everyone
around her heard her anyway. "I cant sit in the second row! The second
row is for reality stars and losers! If you cant get me a front-row
seat, I am leaving!" It was a quiet hissy fit, but a hissy fit, nonetheless.
A couple of phone calls later she had her seat in the front row. She is
definitely not a reality star. And we guess shes not a loser, either.
109.
POPBITCH
02/13
(British blog) Which pop star is really starting to feel the affects from
their monster cocaine habit? Lady Gaga
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 *#1**
This B list celebrity who is A++ list in her mind is also very jealous. Extremely
jealous. She also freaks out a lot. Anyway, her actor husband was filming
a scene with this very very attractive C list celebrity/actress who would
be a D lister if not for her husband. Anyway, the scene involved some kissing
and not very much clothing and the scene took about an hour longer than
anticipated. In that hour, when the celebrity did not hear from her husband
she got on a plane and flew halfway across the country and when she got there
screamed at him with spit flying from her mouth in front of 30 people and
told him that when she called he should answer and that nothing was more
important than that.
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#2**
This actress was fast approaching A list. Some serious personal mistakes
made her someone no one really wanted to work with in the acting world. She
has dated some serious A listers although she is with a C list actor now.
Our actress was always known as someone who did not really believe in fidelity.
Turns out she is still not bound by that and when she announces she is pregnant
in the next few weeks, the father is a mystery, even to her. Sienna
Miller
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#3**
Remarkably enough, this A list mostly television actor has rarely had sex
with any of his co-stars. He has however made a few exceptions and he said
recently of one of his current co-stars that, "She might not look like much,
but she gave me the best blow job I have ever had." Apparently this was just
a one time thing.
Charlie
Sheen/Selma Blair
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#4**
This C+ list mostly movie actress now who made her fame in television and
has huge name recognition because of a very popular character says that she
does not work as much as she could because she has a very hard time working
with men or doing any kind of love scene or kissing scene because she was
sexually assaulted by a co-star once and she has flashbacks and panic attacks
sometimes on set when she is working with men.
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#5**
This actress is B list. She used to be mostly movies but is now mostly
television. She also has the worst luck when it comes to guys. Why? She is
always trying to get guys to go out with her who can make her more famous.
She remembers what it was like before her current hit cable show when no
one wanted her for a role. She is convinced if she had been dating someone
famous that she would have got roles sooner. Skewed thinking, but unless
you are an A lister, she won't give you the time of day.
Emmy
Rossum
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#6**
This former A list celebrity who has had drinking issues in the past which
has probably contributed to her drop to B list, was found passed out drunk
in her driveway next to one of her cars which was on.
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#7**
This celebrity couple has had its ups and downs. She is a B-list celebrity
with A list name recognition. She has some severe self-esteem issues and
in the past has been forced to do things by boyfriends which she regrets
but also kept repeating the same behavior. The male half of this celebrity
couple is probably C list. Most people could not put a face to the name but
would probably know the name. He has always been a guy who has a string of
women. Not as many as John Mayer, but more than most people would have time
for. Our female celebrity knows his reputation and what he has also done
to her in the past. She is so scared of losing him to cheating or just leaving
that she installed a GPS on his car that she checks from home or her cell.
Usually cell, because if he is not with her, she is usually following him.
Once his story checks out she usually goes home. She forced him to live with
her because she did not trust him when he was out of the house at night.
When he was away at night she would wait for him to get home by parking out
front of his place. She calls him and texts him constantly. Apparently she
even calls him and texts him when he is in another part of the house just
to make sure he is not doing something online with someone. Oh, and for that
she also has a keystroke device which shows her everything he has typed into
the computer. At what point do you just say that perhaps they should not
be together.
Kat
Von D and Deadmau5
117.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/14 **#1**
This talented actor manages to be both handsome and a little creepy at the
same time. That mix has worked well for him in several of his most famous
roles. In fact, he played the antagonist in one of the highest-grossing movies
of all time. Although he was the love interest in that movie, he has always
been very quiet about his personal life. Hes been married and divorced,
but you rarely hear about him dating. That may change soon. He is talking
with his friends about coming out as a gay man. He is unsure how this will
affect his career. He is under 50 years of age, he is not currently signed
to a major agency, and he hasnt played the lead in a big film in a
while. Since he already has 50+ credits to his name, and tends to work on
multiple films each year, he hopes that this will not impact his career
negatively. In fact, he rather optimistically hopes that the added attention
may help his name bubble to the surface for some major leading roles that
will be cast this year! Billy Zane
118.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/14 **#2**
This young performer has a dilemma on his hands. He has not been keeping
up his end of the publicitymaking for his project. So his management
team has a plan: They want him to propose to his girlfriend. Now, management
already knows that he has no intention of actually marrying the girl. They
dont care about that. They just want all the attention that goes along
with a beautiful young couple in love! One thing is for sure: they know that
the fans will cling to every detail of the proposal, the ring, the engagement,
the dress, the wedding song, etc. over the next year. And lots of attention
from teen girls is what powers the popularity of young performers! The performer
and his girlfriend both know this, and they are now arguing
over what to do. She is in favor of it, but he is hesitating. By the way,
this isnt a new stunt. They proposed the same thing last year, but
the performer balked just a few days before it was supposed to happen. It
will be interesting to see if he goes through with it this time. Youll
know that things are moving in that direction if there is a significant uptick
in chatter about their relationship over the next few weeks.
Liam
Payne "One Direction"/Danielle Peazer
119.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/14
Will the Babydaddies of this R&B Diva cause a problem for her comeback
plan? The Diva is preparing to return to the spotlight, but her Babydaddies
are so closely connected....could this be a recipe for uncontrollable tension
on the set?
Baby Mama: Michelle
Baby Daddy 1: Dr Dre
Baby Daddy 2: Suge Knight
"R & B Divas LA"
120.
THE
MORTON REPORT 02/14
The lesser-spotted Mr and Mrs VIP have been seen once again a rare
sighting of an increasingly endangered species. About twice a year this pair
come out and put on a display of togetherness. All very convincing, except
to those who have heard the rumours about this famous couple. They certainly
dont look as if they have left the same bedroom or even the same house.
Mr VIP has all the appearance of a well-groomed peacock and Mrs VIP needs
a makeover or maybe just a very large paper bag.
Tony and Cherie Blair
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#1**
This A+ list movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special
secret that she shares with her former boyfriend who is a former A list celebrity
and now a solid B. Even though our actress is married, she still has a place
right next to her ex and when she is in town and he is in town and they are
both alone, they always spend the night together. He is the only one who
has ever got her to do certain things. He is also the only person who has
ever convinced her to get high.
Nicole
Kidman/Lenny Kravitz
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#2**
This B- list comedic actor has had his share of trouble in the past. He divides
his time between television and movies and is on a middling network show
now. He also has a drug issue which has caused him to lose work in the past
and which had him destroy a set during rehearsals about six weeks ago. Someone
said something to him and he knocked over tables and smashed through the
walls of the set. It took the rest of the day to rebuild the damage he caused.
Matthew
Perry
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#3**
This foreign born and newly married A list singer was on vacation with his
wife. During the flight he went to the back of the plane and the next thing
you know there is a huge commotion. It turns out that the singer got himself
locked in the lavatory and when the door was finally opened it turns out
he was in there with a flight attendant. The wife was standing right there
waiting when he got out.
Michael
Buble
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actress was overheard talking to one of her friends
about the husband of the actress. It turns out that he could not handle their
recent baby and it has caused him to have a meltdown. He has moved out of
their place and wants nothing to do with the child and is pretending the
whole thing never happened.
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#5**
This aging A list Academy Award winner/nominee actor is dating the teenager
who was his son's date to the prom.
Sean
Penn
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#6**
This former A list actress who has bombed in movies and made her fame on
television is now a B list who can't get work. People were certainly wondering
who the guy was who she was canoodling with on a plane and in the airport
before splitting in the airport and the paps could see them together. I wonder
what her husband would think.
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#7**
This celebrity at one point reached A list as far as celebrity goes. She
was getting acting roles and she thought she had made the transition from
celebrity to big time actress. At one point she had three networks all chasing
her and wanting her for a show. What does she have now? Nothing. No endorsements,
no club appearances, nothing. The only thing left is a few bucks and trying
anything to get back where she was just a short time ago. She has discussed
writing a book and blowing the lid off the marriage of one of Hollywood's
squeakiest celebrity marriages. She had sex with the husband almost everyday
for two years. When that ended so did her career for the most part. She used
to have endorsement deals. Gone. She was a terrible actress but because of
her body kept getting roles. She thought she should be considered a serious
actress so refused anymore sexy roles or anything topless. The offers dried
up and when she realized that she was ok with being sexy if that was the
only way to get work, but it was too late. Producers had moved on to the
next person in line. Bad decisions with boyfriends, especially the one who
had no idea she was seeing the married guy. Now our celebrity has been trying
to get stories leaked about her or showing up half naked in places she knows
paps will be just to get a photo taken of her or someone to talk about her.
She misses the fame more than anyone you have seen. To have so much and have
it taken away. Carmen Electra
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#1**
Fashion Week was a mess. It was the last straw. This former almost A list
celebrity who is now a bouncy C partied so hard and did so much coke it is
a wonder she even has a nose. When she goes back to LA it will be rehab time.
Her family will insist on it. She is her own worst enemy. She is bruised
and battered from running into things and falling down and as the week progressed
was having sex with random guys she picked up at parties. Some people thought
she might end up dead last week.
Ashlee
Simpson
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#2**
Have you wondered why this B list mostly television actress got back together
with her foreign born B list celebrity boyfriend. Well, for one thing her
ex did not focus on her enough which in her world translates to taking her
to enough places and events and going out. When she ran into her ex at an
event they were having sex within 20 minutes. She split with her then boyfriend
shortly thereafter. Although she is extremely happy to be back with her ex,
there is one thing she could do without and that is the threesomes he insists
they have every week or two. This will be revealed.
Hayden
Panettiere/Wladimir Klitschko/Scotty McKnight
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#1**
This actress is just about A list now. Mostly movies. Her actor boyfriend
is a tool. Anyway, the couple were at an event this past week and had received
a tip that a woman at the event was open to a threesome. Our actress is a
big fan of them. The actor only dates and marries women who are fans of them.
A comedy of errors ensued because there were two women with the same name.
One was into it and one was not and our actress spent 30 minutes talking
to the one who was not before she finally realized her error. Meanwhile,
the actor was getting more and more agitated that the actress was not closing
the deal and just walked out in a huff.
Mila
Kunis/Ashton Kutcher
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#2**
It must be threesome day today. This A+ list celebrity was always being pressured
by her ex to be in a threesome. She would never do it, but did mess around
with a female a few times on her own. This is not to say she does not enjoy
threesomes, but she enjoys the two men rather than the two women variety
and her current B list celebrity boyfriend is more than happy to oblige because
he loves men almost as much as women but has a hard time picking up men on
his own.
A+ list celebrity: Katy Perry
Ex: Russell Brand
B list celebrity boyfriend: John Mayer
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was in talks to do a movie with this A+ list
mostly movie actor/Academy Award winner/nominee but the wife of the Academy
Award winner/nominee said fuck no and would leave the actor in a second.
It turns out the wife of actor #1 had a fling with the Academy Award
winner/nominee while she was husband searching and almost destroyed the marriage.
She was great at destroying relationships.
Mostly
Movie A actor: Ryan Reynolds
Wife that was husband shopping: Blake Lively
Academy Award Actor: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#4**
Have you wondered why this former A list tweener is working out so much?
It is not just for her career, but also because she caught her husband cheating
and she thinks that she can keep him if she looks perfect. She looks pretty
good to me and since he has been cheating for a while with several different
people, I think it might be time to just dump him.
Hilary
Duff/Mike Comrie
134.
THE
HUFFINGTON POST/Richard J. Rosendall 02/18
Which closeted actor shows no sense of irony playing a man with a secret
gay past?
Actor: Kevin Spacey
Role: Frank Underwood
Project: "House of Cards"
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#1**
This former A list actress is quite the handful. At this point in her career,
despite still having almost A list name recognition she would probably latch
on to a reality show like Lindsay Lohan at a clothing photo shoot. Anyway,
our actress confronted her actor boyfriend after he came home one night a
little late. The actress made the actor remove his clothes at the entry way
to the house and then proceeded to inspect them for any signs of cheating.
This freaked him out so much that he did not see her for two weeks. He has
now gone back to her though.
Heather
Locklear/Jack Wagner
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor with A+ list name recognition has discovered
a new hobby and it is not paying off well for him at all. The actor, who
has been known in the past for diving head first into things without thinking
about them has spent the past few months gambling several times a week and
has suffered losses of several million dollars. Apparently he has not made
good on the debts because he does not have access to his money directly and
needs to request it which he is reluctant to do.
Nic
Cage
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#3**
With stories coming in the next few weeks about the implosion of her marriage,
this A list mostly movie actress has entered spin mode. She wants marriage
implosion stories to happen under her own schedule so she arranged for
photographers to take happy photos of the family which are really awful
considering it is her that is destroying the family.
Gwyneth
Paltrow
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#4**
This former almost A list reality star is now struggling to even stay as
high as C in the reality world. Her life has been a huge spin cycle for the
past year and she failed a production insurance drug test but convinced the
producers it was an error and they let her participate. Considering how much
everyone has hated working with her, they are probably regretting that decision.
Kendra Wilkinson "Splash" or "Celebrity Wife Swap"
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#5**
This former C list mostly television actress who has become more famous for
her life now than it ever was when she reached her peak point of fame is
writing the be all and tell all book of this television show. Sex, drugs,
wild parties and an unplanned pregnancy of one of the show's biggest stars.
It should be amazing.
Tori
Spelling
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#6**
This actress is the definition of B list. Whether it be television or movies
she has had really good luck with two huge hit shows and is set to try and
move up the ranks to A list with a new project. She left her husband to be
with her current husband and while she has been busy working on her new project
he has been seeing a teenager which is several decades beneath his age.
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#7**
Although this does not involve huge A listers, it does involve some people
who you will know. The thing that makes it interesting is the whole this
is what happened to me and I hated it but I am going to do the same thing
to someone. This celebrity was probably B- at her peak. She is in the industry
but made her fame by being the girlfriend of an A lister. They started off
when he was just getting his start and she kept doing more and more for him
and getting him parts and then when he became an A lister, he cheated on
her and dumped her. She was crushed. Devastated. A few short weeks after
she was dumped she ran into this gorgeous C+ list actor who is more known
for his body than his body of work despite him being in several very big
movies. Our actor had just moved in with an actress/celebrity who had guided
his career and altered her own to make sure the actor could get to where
he wanted to be. Well, all of that fell right out the window when he met
the dumped celebrity. Two weeks after meeting they were having sex in the
same bed he shared with his girlfriend and two weeks after that she had him
moved out and into a place she talked him into buying.
B- celebrity:
A lister boyfriend:
C+ list actor:
Actress/celebrity girlfriend:
142.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/18
This rapper may be living up to his stage name bringing the pain,
even in his marriage. Now, as hard as he may try, this lyricist cant
"get drunk and forget what he did". Thats because sources say he fathered
a child out of wedlock with "Miss Rap Supreme" reality TV star Elisa Hood.
Snap your fingers, do the dance she didnt do it all by herself!
Thats surprising. Know why? Because were told though he and his
wife of more than a decade may not follow in Will and Jadas swinging
footsteps, Amber Najm is reported to often bring other women home. Hip Hop
may be his claim to fame, but our blind item admits to make much of his money
from producing Country music acts. Dont believe me.. Just ask Luke
Bryant. That may be why our mystery man believes Hip Hop was born on the
West Coast before spreading to the East, with Southern Sunshine State MCs
currently holding it down. Heres what our blind had to say about Hip
Hop: "I feel like its our turn. Like the west coast had their thang
for a longtime. New York took over for a longtime. I feel its
Floridas turn." Maybe he should step away from the bar, and stop buying
those drinks. T-Pain
143.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/18
This one is both sad and scary. A close friend of a troubled celebrity tells
us that they are actually very happy that the celebs child/ren didnt
live with them. The celeb had supposedly told the friend that, "If I cant
have [the child/ren], no one can." The friend is sure that this was an ominous
warning that the results could have been even more tragic.
Mindy
McCready
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#1**
This Teen Mom faked her pregnancy for money from a tabloid and then had to
fake a miscarriage since she was not actually pregnant. Oh, and your first
thought is probably not correct, but I'm pretty sure it is where she learned
the trick.
Leah
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#2**
This west coast Real Housewife used to supplement her income selling stories
about her "best friend's" relationship with this A+ list mostly movie actor
and also the movie actor's former relationship.
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#3**
This former A list celebrity and still a good solid B lister has been in
the news recently and has shown she is not much of a talker. That is probably
a good thing considering she has been the other woman to this permanent B
list celebrity for the past decade. Yes, even when she was dating other men.
Sheryl Crow
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#4**
This B list reality star who is still clinging to her 15 minutes which never
seem to end was spotted this week sitting in the lap of an NFL player and
sucking his face. Apparently while mommy is away, mommy plays and daddy stays
home with the baby. Kendra Wilkinson (Hank Baskett)/Ndamukong Suh "Celebrity
Diving"
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#5**
This Vanderpump Rules star has a bunch of naked photos set to hit the internet.
While not really unexpected, her brand new role will probably go bye bye
when they hit the world wide web because her A list mostly television actress
boss is not a fan of scandal.
Laura-Leigh
(she has a recurring role on season 2 of The Client List and her almost A
List Actress Boss is Jennifer Love Hewitt)
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#6**
This married A list mostly movie bad boy actor had a fling with this A+ list
Academy award winner/nominee mostly movie actress which looked as if it would
derail both of their relationships. Then, when the actress thought she was
pregnant, the actor told her to deal with everything herself and he went
back to his wife while the actress decided right then to marry the boyfriend
she had been cheating on for four months. Turns out she was not pregnant.
The venom that the actor and actress had for each other during the press
tour for their movie is legen (wait for it) dary.
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#7**
How much would you pay to spend the night with someone? Would you pay $450K?
That was the price paid for one night with this A list reality star. Let
me back up though and tell you how this all came to be. Back in the day this
man was a little starstruck, and had very big pockets. So, he started a company
which really does not make very much money, but he used it as a tool to meet
the stars he always wanted to meet. 95% of them are women and 95% of them
he wanted to not only meet, but to have sex with. When he approached the
first few women with his offers he was told that things could be arranged,
but perhaps it would be better for everyone if these meetings happened outside
the country. No problem said the man. The first few meetings were with the
usual suspects. This former B list mostly movie actress turned gift loving
fiend. The former B list mostly television actress who makes her living off
reality television. The former A list reality star who turned into a hated
C list celebrity. Our man was not happy with those. He wanted more and he
ended up with more, but at some point he decided on his ultimate prize and
paid $450K for one night. This one night though has had repercussions that
no one could have foreseen when it happened. What was supposed to be quick
payday could cost multiples more than that if it is forced to the light as
some people want it to be.
Starstruck
man: Sheeraz Hasan "Millions Of Milkshakes"
Former B list mostly movie actress: Lindsay Lohan
Former B list mostly television actress who makers her living off of reality
tv: Pamela Anderson
Former A list reality star who turned into hated C list celebrity: Paris
Hilton
Ultimate prize: Kin Kardashian
Repercussions: married to Kris Humpries
151.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/19
Even though they have been married for years, you dont see this pretty
actress together with her husband and kids very often. In fact, you could
probably only need one hand to count the number of family photos out there
that include the whole family husband and wife and child/ren. She
claims it is because she likes to keep her private life separate from her
professional life (even though he is in the business, too). Actually, that
is not the whole story. The truth is that she and her husband dont
spend much time together. Their marriage fell apart some time ago, with each
leveling accusations of cheating against the other. This is pretty ironic
(and karmic) given that both were known to be cheaters in their previous
relationships! Now its more of a "You stay out of my way and Ill
stay out of your way" arrangement, with the occasional photo op of them together
holding hands and pretending to still be a couple. Well, dont let the
photo ops fool you. This marriage is over. They will be getting a divorce
this year. As of right now, the filing is supposed to occur during the summer
lull (3-6 months from now), depending on how quickly they can work out a
few outstanding issues (money, child custody). This will be a very quiet
and pretty fast divorce, with everything worked out beforehand, and no court
trials or screaming or name-calling. Not good for gossip, but definitely
better for the child/ren. There arent many clues in this one, but we
will tell you this: dont look for any hints on the red carpet of the
Academy Awards next week.
Michael
Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#1**
This former B list actress who would never make anyone's list as a best actress
contender got paid way more than she should have as an actress. She never
spent any of her money, but now that she is married she is spending her husband's
money right and left. In the short time she has been married, she has spent
almost $1M.
Jessica
Biel
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#2**
This C list reality star who is surrounded by higher listed celebs and reality
stars is so out of control on drugs right now that it is scary. Even more
scary is the fact that instead of reporting on some of his crazy behavior
the past month, a pap agency has been shielding it from other agencies and
making sure he gets home before anyone sees. Needs rehab.
Rob
Kardashian
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#3**
Even C listers love to cheat on their wives and got to strip clubs. This
C list actor that everyone would know if they saw him, but not his name has
been in some of the best television shows ever. Not as a day player, but
just the kind of actor who is in for five or six episodes and then moves
on to the next project. Oh, he has also been in some of the biggest movies
of all time, playing great character parts. Anyway, our actor is married,
but spent a couple of nights with a complete stranger who was a fan and then
partied with her and her friends at a strip club in Atlanta.
Brett
Cullen
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#4**
At a recent family reunion of sorts, this B list celebrity had way too much
to drink. It was out of control and he started yelling at his former A list
celebrity/actress ex who is now a B. Really yelling. When his new celebrity
girlfriend tried to stop him, he shoved her out of the way and she fell down
and got a nice shiner. He then blamed the maid for not drying the floor properly
for the falling down and shiner. Great guy.
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#5**
This former C list celebrity who literally slept her way to A list celebrity
status has been quietly seeing a studio executive. Both want to keep it quiet
for fear of ticking off the guy she did the sleeping with. He does not like
to be forgotten that quickly. If he does hear, I wonder if he will try and
make a comeback and string her along for another six months.
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#6**
This former A list reality star has hit the skids since his very very hit
cable show ended not that long ago at all. It has got so bad that he makes
ends meet by trolling for rich men in clubs. He loves women, but they don't
pay him. They do give him a place to sleep sometimes when he is on a drug
binge though. Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
(Jersey
Shore star)
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#7**
It is always nice when you get along well with your ex. This is especially
true if you work in the same industry and might even work together again
really soon. No, this is not about Natalie Portman getting back together
with her ex, although, you know, filming a movie with the ex while the husband
is half a world away. Who knows what might happen. This is actually about
an ex couple who is way more famous than Natalie Portman. The thing about
them is they are both very discreet. She is an A list, mostly movie actress
who can easily hide in the shadows despite her A+ list name recognition.
Her ex is a shadow. I'm not exactly sure how he even stays upright at this
point with as little as he eats. I'm pretty sure the botox he injects must
be keeping him fed somehow. Although she is definitely with someone, he goes
in and out of coupledom. About two years ago they started working on a project
together because he needed some help getting it made and she can never say
no to him. The next thing you know there were calls. Lots of calls. It took
about six months before they saw each other again and it was electric. Maybe
that is why they scheduled the lunch for a hotel restaurant. They ordered
drinks and were in a room before appetizers could be bought to the table.
As discreet as our actress is, her ex is a little more talkative and he has
been letting it be known that he has an in with her and has been using her
name to get money for projects and she lets him. She also has sex with him
about every two months, although there was the three straight days they had
sex during the second week of last month. The tabloids are getting close
to the scent of the story and it is a jaw dropper.
Billy
Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie
159.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/20
This celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills
or they are mixing things up in a lab. Allow us to explain. She wants to
be pregnant. She wants it badly. She cant wait to have kids with him.
Specifically, she wants a girl (she has enough blue in her life, and wants
a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and
looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that shes had
several false alarms, but no luck just yet. Umm
did her SO forget to
tell her something? He may have "forgotten" to tell her that she may be doing
a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he
got a vasectomy after his last marriage! Of course, there are other
possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put
a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping
into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.
Well know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments
right now (even though she is not old), and "plans" on announcing a pregnancy
before the summer starts.
She: LeAnn Rimes
He: Eddie Cibrian
160.
MID-DAY
02/20
Now heres some gossip from Mumbai about a mega star from Bollywood:
This veteran actor is known for his relationships in the industry and has
ruled Bollywood for decades. He has starred in some of the biggest hits of
his career helmed by a top director who passed away last year. The auteur
was noted for his romantic films. A production company invited this mega
star to attend a felicitation ceremony for the director. Interestingly, the
star put forward a long list of demands. The production house was stunned
over the mega bucks that the actor asked for, especially keeping in mind
the relationship that the late director and he shared. In fact, the director
was also responsible in giving the star a fresh lease of life when he was
down and out. The famous song by the late Mehmood seems apt for this situation!
BG
Note: A Felicitation Ceremony is a Celebration of Notable Achievement/s.
Actor:
Shahrukh Khan or Amitabh Bachchan
Late Director: Yash Chopra
161.
MOUTH
TO EARS 02/20
This item is not so blind at all ! But we will refrain from writing her name
because it takes away from the THRILL . We were told by multiple sources
that this vixen had sex with Wiz Khalifa for $3500 in the bed of one of her
old flames. Wait dont vomit yet
..we have more!
Then if that isnt enough, to make your stomach turns, we got wind that
she is using her manager as a pimp to make cash. How you ask ? Multiple sources
from the production of BBW allege that she has her manager set it up and
then she goes to Vegas and gets the DOLLAS! At first we didnt believe
it but after proof we had to put it out. We guess with all that free time
she has while her son lives with her mother, she is able to do her. Hey,
selling your body for cash to buy Jordans and cool bikinis is a win!
Hmmmm maybe that is a major fail actually. Get it together boo , we wonder
has she brought on Malayshia and Chucky ooops Bambi for the fun!
Vixen: Draya Michelle
Old flame: Chris Brown
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#1**
This cable show is a really big hit. Big hits bring fighting. The thing is
you should never fight with the boss who is also your co-star because she
will hate you and you shouldn't expect to be back next season. You should
kiss as much butt like the other co-stars who love being on the show despite
their boss.
Show:
"Girls"
Boss: Lena Dunham
Co-star: Zosia Mamet
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#2**
Which married former A list rapper who is now a convicted felon plans on
dumping his wife when he gets out of jail. He even has a girlfriend who has
been visiting him in jail and is telling everyone the couple is together.
Yeah, that is something to be proud of alright.
Ja
Rule (although there are some who say the girlfriend was a ruse to cover
for his love of his male cellmate)
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#3**
This actor is probably B list. He would definitely be A list if not for his
temper and womanizing. Women definitely do love him. Probably as much as
he loves booze. He has a new television show that is going to start filming
soon. He also got to pick one of his co-stars. Talk about a casting couch.
He ended up casting a married C list actress more famous for something else.
Actor:
Sean Bean
Co - star: Amber Valletta (model) or Ali Larter (Doritos Commercial)
TV show: "Legends" on TNT
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#4**
I started typing the blind and had typed in the name of the person. That
would have made it much less blind huh? It still is easy though. This C list
celebrity with A list name recognition has got herself clean from meth and
crack and booze. She is so proud of herself. I would be proud too except
that she has replaced those things with a variety of pills which have her
jumping up and down and so frenetic that she has to be driven everywhere
and only crashes for sleep every couple of days. She has lost a lot of weight
though and looks amazing so it will probably be a go to trick for Hollywood
soon.
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#5**
This former A list tweener who is now a B list celebrity is back at it again.
No matter what her friends tell her and no matter how many times she catches
her B- list mostly television actor cheating on her, she always takes him
back. Then he breaks up with her and she uses. Then she gets clean again
and she vows never to take him back, but does. It has been less than a few
weeks and he is already cheating.
Demi
Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#6**
I guess it is karma. The nanny that is taking care of the baby of this C+
list mostly movie actress who used to be B list is also taking care of the
boyfriend of the actress. Apparently the 8 hours a day they were spending
together led to this. What would make this really interesting is if the nanny
is pregnant. She told her friend they are not using protection. Sienna
Miller; Claire Danes
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#7**
This actress used to be B list. Her talent was probably a D list. I guess
she can still be called an actress, but honestly it has been awhile since
she has been on screen. She is A list in lots of things though, including
name recognition. She has been dating a guy for awhile. She fell in love,
harder than she ever has. She has not been in love very often. By her own
count just once or twice. Despite what you may think about her though, she
did date one of the hottest guys on the planet at the time. Even got pregnant
by him, but lost the baby. That would have been a headline maker. Anyway,
after that she did not date for a very long time. The guy she is with now
has her wrapped around his finger and she has loaned him millions of dollars.
What started out as a $100K favor has turned into millions and there does
not seem to be any end in sight. The fact that he is using the money for
some questionable investments and to support a mistress and his ex and also
to pay off other investors for some failed enterprises should have her worried.
It has her family worried, but they cant tell her what to do with her
money. They can and have had her sign documents to make sure that the boyfriend
can't get his hands on any of the family money.
Actress: Mary Kate Olsen
Boyfriend: Olivier Sarkozy
Hottest guy: Heath Ledger
169.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/21
Bowling, Basketball and Broads seem to be this now Los Angeles mystery
mans favorite things to do. Dont believe me.. Just ask Gilbert
Arenas, who once begged our blind item to "stop fucking my maid". In 2011,
he "sure did" marry his longtime girlfriend who later gave birth to
his minnie me but that doesnt mean this 27-year-old
Taurus is keeping true to his family man image. Know why? Because sources
say this NBA guard made it a point to recently smash Entertainment Tonight
host, Rosci Diaz. Now, sources wonder if his wife will still see him as being
an All-Star Game Most Valuable Player. Chris Paul
170.
POPBITCH
02/21
(British blog) Which VIP betting company were over the moon when they signed
an Academy Award winner as a client, but are markedly less so now that he's
racked up a six-figure loss that he is unable (or unwilling) to
cover?
Actor: Nicolas Cage
Co: Sankyo
171.
MID-DAY
02/21
BOLLYWOOD: This is a perfect love triangle! Buzz is that a relatively new
actor has managed to woo the former flame of another actor, incidentally
launched by the same production house as the former. The two, who are even
scheduled to work together in a film, are said to hate the sight of each
other. At a recent award ceremony both of them ignored each other completely
and did not even bother to exchange pleasantries. The bone of contention
is obviously the leggy lass actress who is part of this triangle. The two
original lovebirds made their on screen debuts together and parted on a bitter
note after dating for a couple of years. The fact that his ex is now dating
the other actor has not gone down well with our guy who has turned green
with envy. And caught in the web is the producer who is now biting his nails
at the prospect of directing both the actors together. Phew!
Actors: Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh
Movie: "Gunday"
Actress: Arjun Kapoor is dating Anushka Sharma
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#1**
This B+ actress from one of the initial shows and not much else, although
she would love a movie career is pregnant by her second cousin. She says
it is fine. I wonder if her husband would agree.
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#2**
This former almost A list mostly movie actor has turned into a B- list actor
and that is only because people remember his name although, it does get confused
with very similar others. Anyway, our actor, who is known for womanizing
was at a party last night and went up to this C+ list actress who I feel
has been in everything and said to her without any preamble or introduction,
"I want to nuzzle my face right in your breasts." Yeah, worked as well as
might be expected. The actor got tossed from the event.
Josh
Lucas ( I wonder if things like this contributed to the very quick end of
his marriage)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#3**
This C+ list actress was giving an interview about her almost A list mostly
movie actor co-star and talked about meeting his boyfriend and what a wonderful
couple they were. The reporter just sat there with her mouth open and could
not believe what she was hearing because the actor in question has boards
nailed over his closet. It was only after a publicist happened to stop by
when the reporter was confirming the details that the whole thing got quashed
and the reporter got an exclusive with the actor to talk about the movie
and the next movie, but nothing else.
Jeremy
Renner/Gemma Arterton "Hansel & Gretel: Witch
Hunters"
("Mission Impossible franchise)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#4**
It is one thing to have an affair with someone on set while your spouse is
at work or home. It takes a special kind of edginess to have an affair and
sex with someone while your husband is helping to set up a shot and his almost
A list mostly television actress with A list name recognition and one huge
role to her name is having sex in her trailer with a producer of her current
show. This may be a first.
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#5**
The neighbors are starting to wonder why this A++ list mostly movie actor
keeps showing up in the neighborhood when he is in town and spending an hour
or two with the single mom who lives in the very nice house with the two
year old boy who is a dead ringer for the actor. The mom kind of looks like
the actor's wife. Just way younger.
Denzel
Washington
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#6**
This almost A list mostly movie actress got tired of her almost A list mostly
movie actor always hitting on guys when they were out. He told her he likes
women better, but his gay webcam buddies would beg to differ. Jennifer
Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult; Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#7**
This actress is a walking blind item. If you thought Jessica Chastain was
a walking blind item, then this B- list mostly television actress from a
very hit network show is a running blind item. She is filled with them and
they just tangle themselves all up. Over the past few months I have spoken
to enough people to fill you in on the whole picture. She has run into
controversy in the past. She has run into her ex-boyfriend's fist in the
past. She was forced to have a procedure done while she was dating that same
boyfriend for her to stay on her hit show. Oh, and she prefers women over
men. Details? Ex-boyfriend is headed up there to A list land if he would
only learn how to act and also not drink as much or be so violent. He had
no problems with our actress loving women and encouraged it as long as he
got to watch. At first she balked but by the time they had been dating for
six months she would pretty much do what he wanted. They didn't break up
over the beatings or abuse. Nope. She lived with it and rationalized that
it was part of his drinking and that she would try and avoid him when he
was drinking. Because of her upbringing she also feels a lot of guilt for
the fact that she is bisexual. She almost felt like it was ok for her to
get beaten. Yes, she could use some therapy. The reason they broke up was
because our actress got pregnant. Her ex was all for keeping the baby and
wanted to keep the baby and actually stopped drinking he was so excited.
Our actress though told the bosses at her show and they were not enthused
and basically said she could have the baby but she would not have a job.
She told her ex and he said to quit the show. She said no and that is when
he left. Never to return. She had the abortion and has been a shell of herself
since. She barely functions while filming and has lost a ton of weight off
her ridiculously small frame. She usually stays in and it takes some kind
of very important charity event to get out of the house.
179.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/22
You could have called them "Model-Host." This Couple just called it quits.
She says her schedule is too full, but he's on the come up with TV and movies.
Is he out shinning and leaving her behind?
Terrence
J and Selita Ebanks
180.
THE
PEOPLE 02/22
Which Hollywood star has fallen on hard times and has started selling her
body for large sums of money? Lindsay Lohan
181.
DAILY
MIRROR 02/22
Which popstar is pretending he has a girlfriend despite actually liking boys?
Tsk. Louis Tomlinson from One Direction
182.
SANDRA
ROSE 02/22
This NBA star cant seem to keep it in his pants. They say he loves
his wife, but hes a man who is having difficulty ignoring his primal
urges. This NBA star is allegedly linked to a reality TV star who shall remain
nameless. The following Blind Item was snatched from a message board that
is overrun by bitter jump offs with axes to grind. So take this tea with
a grain of salt. "My homegirl went to Houston with a few of her friends and
[name redacted] was with a latino looking girl and making out with her IN
PUBLIC! I know all athletes cheat, but damn in public. Anyways my homegirl
being nosy like she is befriends the girl and the girl is only 18 years old
and she says shes been seeing him for 9 months. When my girl asked wasnt
he with his wife she said he told his wife to go celebrate her birthday this
all star instead of hanging around him. And that he left his son with his
brother and sister in law somewhere in H-Town while they kicked it." Chris
Paul
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#1**
At an event for a shopping channel this week, this former B list reality
star convict and now married B list celebrity/reality judge was with three
of her people when she approached an elevator that had four people already
waiting for its arrival. One of her people announced that the four people
would have to wait until the next elevator because "Ms._______ does not ride
in elevators with people she does not personally know."
Nicole
Richie
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#2**
Her A list mostly movie actor husband usually gets all the attention, but
this B- list mostly movie actress has just had her long time girlfriend move
out of the couple's home. Things had been going sour for quite some time
and their almost decade long relationship has ended. At one point she was
going to be a surrogate and also at one point she was being used by certain
people who wanted some fun on the side without the rest of the world knowing.
John Travolta/Kelly Preston
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor who would probably still be A list
if someone would actually give him a role and not be scared of him or his
lack of fans has been hitting the booze again and to top that off has also
started taking several different kinds of pills that his psychiatrist prescribed.
None of any of this seems to be working because he yelled at two people on
the street the other day for simply walking by him and staring.
Mel
Gibson
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#2**
Oscars: This female talk show host was spotted kissing and hugging this a-hole
of an A list celebrity and telling him how much she loved him and thought
he was amazing and basically kissed his butt for several minutes and said
she would love to have him on her show. Umm, this is the same person who
has always come out as anti, but I guess she has turned to the dark side.
Chelsea
Handler/Chris Brown
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#3**
One of the women who has dated the pint sized A list tweener recently told
her friends that she kept wanting to have sex with the guy, but that no matter
what she did or tried he just could not stand to attention so to speak. He
said it has never happened before, but at least one other woman in the past
few months has also shared the same story. Maybe he gets nervous? Shy because
he is small?
Justin
Bieber
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#4**
This former almost A list mostly television actress has turned into a hot
mess. Despite her proclivity for charging a great deal for her services,
sometimes all it takes is her having a few drinks and offering her a line
of coke and a quick trip the bathroom stall to have her take care of a guy.
Loud does not even begin to describe her at a party this past weekend when
she did exactly that. Well, she likes to make sure the person gets their
money's worth even if there was no money changing hands this time.
Pamela
Anderson
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#5**
Oscar's: This Academy Award nominee from this year with A list name recognition
walked up to a woman at a party and asked her, "Do you want to fuck?" She
replied, "What is my name?" He said, "How should I know your name? We are
just meeting." She said, "We had sex last year." She then walked away. Not
knowing when to quit, the nominee turned to a group of two or three people
who had witnessed this encounter and said, "Well, I guess she was not very
good then."
Bradley
Cooper
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#6**
This former reality star turned B-/C+ celebrity has a new shot at fame. She
never thought she would get this chance and all it took was a weekend away
from her husband with the producer of a reality show and she gets her second
chance. If you asked her friends they would probably say her husband knows
about it because he likes the money she brings in when things are going good
for her. Kendra Wilkinson ("Splash" or "Wife Swap"); Kellie Pickler "Dancing
with the Stars"
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#7**
Every so often I hear a story about an actor or actress who is into pain
or a little S&M. Nothing too terrible or excessive. Then you also see
things like other actresses who enjoy the company of men and cannot be picky
about what they can choose to say no to since they are getting a great deal
of money. This model is different. You might not be able to put a face with
the name, but you would know the name. A list in her world with B list name
recognition in the real world. Over the past several months, what was just
a hidden thing for her has come out in the open as she becomes more famous.
What she used to hide with makeup or "a week off for vacation" is now there
for the world to see when she is not careful about showing off her wounds.
Not only has she been spotted with bruises around her neck and wrists, but
there is not a day that goes by that you don't see her with bruises or rope
burns around her ankles. Those are the obvious signs. If you happen to see
her changing during a gig or a show, you will see the cuts and bruises from
a whip on her back and stomach. She told a friend that while she used to
be able to get turned on by just a tiny amount of pain, she has now become
so numb to it, that it takes a greater and greater amount before she is able
to be pleased and she worries that one day she might die because of her need
to feel release, but that it comes at a very high price. She has never discussed
the origins of why she needs pain although she did say that her second or
third sexual encounter was with a man in his 50's when she was in her teens
and that he used to beat her and she was so in love with him that she never
said no.
Cara
Delevingne
192.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#1**
During a post-show interview, one of last nights Oscar winners was
rambling on about fate and attitude and winning. The philosophical mumbo
jumbo was a bit too much for some onlookers. Several were rolling their eyes,
and one said "What the fuck is s/he talking about?" just loudly enough for
everyone to hear. Several of the onlookers including other reporters
and camera operators giggled, but the winner didnt lose a beat.
S/he just gave the person the side eye and continued babbling on, either
unaware or not caring how ridiculous they sounded. Oscar Winner: Anne
Hathaway
193.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#2**
This usually funny TV and film actress was not nominated last night, but
she was at The Oscars last night, smiling for the cameras and playing nice
with the press. She wasnt quite so nice last week. At one of the pre-Oscar
parties, she had a bit to drink and was talking to another guest about one
of the nominees, who at that moment was making her way through the crowd.
"She may be talented
but that outfit is the worst! Hope shes
not planning on wearing that on Sunday!" Although the room was rather loud,
the nominee heard the comment. She turned toward the actress, smiled, and
calmly said, "As a matter of fact, I have a very nice dress picked out for
Sunday. Thank you so much for your interest!" and continued on her way. The
embarrassed actress mumbled an apology and slunk away. We guess she
shouldnt count on their agency pairing them up for any projects in
the near future.
Funny Actress: Olivia Munn
Nominee: Jennifer Lawrence
Agency: CAA
194.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#3**
This pair of esteemed actors didnt show up to the Oscars this year.
They privately said that they werent attending because they werent
nominated. But we know the real story! As former Oscar winners and Hollywood
big shots, they were definitely invited to The Academy Awards. But they talked
before the event and mutually decided not to go. Heres why: He knew
that if he attended the Oscar pre-parties
and the Oscars ceremony
and the Oscar post-parties, that he would have to behave himself and watch
what he said and to whom he said it. He wanted to party without restrictions.
So thats what he did all week. She was asked to be a presenter this
year, but refused. She is a little gun shy about talking to people right
now. She had an odd moment in the spotlight in the past year, and now she
would just rather lay low for a while. No red carpet or questions or spotlight
for her! So, together they decided: "If youre not going, then Im
not going!" By the way, these two are not married to each other. However,
they have been linked together both personally and professionally, and they
each definitely influence the others choices and decisions. Mel
Gibson and Jodie Foster
195.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#4**
This man lost at the Oscars yesterday. No shame in it, as his nomination
was well-deserved. However, he did tell a few people later on that he considers
it his own fault that he didnt win. He said that he wishes that the
quality of his work could stand for itself, and that he lost because he
doesnt like "doing the whole sucking up thing". However, he has already
decided that he definitely "wont make the same mistake next time" he
is nominated, and that he is "going to start sucking up to the right people
now" to make sure that happens. While we dont know exactly who he thinks
the "right people" are, but it looks like he is starting with members of
the press. He willingly gave some brief interviews at one of the after parties
and smiled for the cameras. Given that he is known for being more artsy and
serious than sociable or chatty, we are sure that this was quite an effort
for him!
Denzel
Washington
196.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25 **#5**
This woman who we are confidently predicting will never be nominated
for an Oscar used to be on a very popular TV show
from which
she got the boot. Frankly, she deserved to be fired. She just wasnt
very good in her role. She is taking the dismissal hard. Even though she
is on another television show, she really thought that her new role was going
to be her break into the big time. In an attempt to drown her sorrows, she
drank her way through more than one Oscar party in the past week. Although
she is not a small person, she couldnt handle her alcohol, and she
couldnt keep it together. She tried, unsuccessfully, to muscle her
way into conversations with power players in the hopes of landing a new job.
Unfortunately, nobody really wanted to talk to her, and she wound up leaving
drunk, discouraged, and annoyed.
Khloe
Kardashian
197.
CELEBTZER
02/25
Now that the 2013 Oscars are over, we can all go back to our normal lives.
But for this guy, normality doesnt seem like something he will experience
anytime soon. Of late, he has been making headlines for all the wrong reasons
thanks largely to his penchant for weapons. But this is why were stumped:
He has constantly professed his love for his girlfriend and said she was
different to the rest. But why then, would he would invite a stunning brunette
for a romantic weekend in Vegas in December, when he was dating the girl
of his dreams at that time? If we didnt have picture-proof we
wouldnt believe it ourselves. Oscar Pistorius
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#1**
This former almost A list multiple reality star is still a B list celebrity
with A list name recognition. Married. Talks about having kids but even she
knows she has to quit doing coke first and she is really loving the coke
and booze thing she has going on three or four nights a week. Husband stays
home. She is his meal ticket so he doesn't say a peep about anything she
does. It could fill volumes. Heidi Montag;
Kendra
Wilkinson
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#2**
This B- list mostly movie actress who owes her fame to one very big role
is pregnant. Not really anything juicy there, but she is just starting to
move up the list and is set to star in something that could possibly move
her into A list, but not if she is pregnant. The role will go to someone
else. She was keeping it a pretty good secret until she spent an entire flight
suffering from morning sickness and the rest of the first class passengers
started talking about why the actress was in the bathroom throwing up the
whole time.
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#3**
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show is back
at it again. And when I mean back at it again, I mean cheating on her actor
husband. The actress had taken what looks like a two year break from cheating
but as is her norm has found a co-star to hook up with once again. She never
stays with any guy for long without cheating.
The
cable channel is Showtime
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress from a middling hit cable show never
lets an interview get in the way of telling the world exactly what she is
doing and selling and promoting. Her interviews sound like an interview with
a NASCAR driver. Our actress lets the interviewer ask one question and then
proceeds to list every project in which shes involved and any recent
accomplishments or awards she has also received, no matter how insignificant.
One person who went on a date with the actress does not remember saying anything
except hello and goodnight. The entire three hours in between was her talking
non-stop about herself.
Olivia
Munn
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#5**
This B- list mostly movie actress who rarely works anymore and is a D list
when it comes to talent but is A list when it comes to name recognition gave
an interview a couple of months ago where she said she would never get plastic
surgery and that she loves her body. Makes me wonder what she was doing then
going to see a plastic surgeon last Thursday to discuss getting a breast
augmentation and lift because she wants to continue to be the sex symbol
she is.
Jessica
Alba
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor's legal, but teen daughter had two friends
spend the night at their home this past weekend. The actor was outrageously
drunk and according to one of the friends at the sleepover spent most of
the night wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and was constantly "checking
up" on the two house guests to make sure they had everything they needed.
Eddie
Murphy
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#7**
Usually when there is a celebrity divorce or an upcoming celebrity divorce,
there has been some cheating by one of the parties and the whole relationship
just breaks down. In the case of this celebrity couple though, things are
a little more interesting. They are an A list couple. In their separate parts
she would be a gorgeous B and he a D, but together they make an A. He has
cheated from day 1. He was cheating on our celebrity from their first or
second date. Apparently from the time he did first have sex with her until
about two months later he was faithful. Other than that? Not so much. With
him it is constant. He has so many people willing to sleep with him even
though he is not really all that famous. It is his position that allows him
to keep having sex with women half his age anytime he wants. His wife? Much
harder for her to get away with anything, but that is not to say that she
has not had the occasional foray into adultery. What makes this even more
juicy is that one of the people that she was with is an A+ list mostly movie
actor. Too much time together and too little clothing and when you throw
in a couple of drinks the next thing you know you are getting a little carried
away on one of the living room sofas and then in walks the husband and sees
you. Of course he was having sex with the then girlfriend of the A+ lister.
The A+ lister ended things with that particular girlfriend two days later.
He does not like to be cheated on. Since that encounter a few years ago,
the wife has not strayed, but the husband feels like he can do whatever he
wants now and has a free pass. What he used to try and hide, he doesn't anymore
and it is starting to get embarrassing for the wife. So, the split. It's
here. She just wants a magazine cover locked in first. It is Hollywood.
A list couple: Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber
A+ actor: George Clooney
girlfriend: Elisabetta Canalis
205.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 02/26
At a pre-Oscar party this weekend... Hes young, super hot, and engaged.
To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she
wasnt with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone
else -- a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her
hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way. They
were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her.
And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end
of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told "he seemed
waayyyy into her", so much so that if "(his fiancée) was there, she
would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldnt have been
like that if she was there anyway". Better that they figure this out now
though and not after the wedding. They say itll be a long engagement.
If this is how its going down though, the engagement might be longer
than the marriage. Theyre just so young. PS. NOT January Jones.
Hot
Engaged Guy: Liam Hemsworth
His Fiance: Miley Cyrus
Franchise Girl: Emma Watson
Franchise: "Harry Potter"
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#1**
This foreign born B list model/mostly movie actress is rarely in actual movies,
although she is good when she is in them. She has a bit of an S&M streak
in her and last week she was shopping with some friends and saw some black
leather pants and said that her B+ list mostly television actor would love
them. When she held them up for everyone, they were crotchless and she said
they were perfect and bought them. For sure will be revealed. Her boyfriend
really doesn't seem like a freak though. Kind of quiet.
Diane
Kruger/Joshua Jackson
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who used to be a solid A, at least
in modest sized movies and has been in some of the biggest movies of all
time and has A+ name recognition has stopped going on dates. She says she
loves guys and loves the attention, but after what her ex did to her, she
is scared to be alone with guys anymore except in public places. Liv
Tyler
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly television heartthrob actor from a former very
hit network show recently had to have his teeth replaced with veneers because
his meth addiction had destroyed his original teeth. He is really having
trouble finding work lately because the past year or two has seen him descend
into a not very pretty place in his life.
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#4**
This new to the A list mostly movie actress who got her start on a hit network
television show told some of her fans following her asking for a photo to
fuck off and that if they wanted to see her or get a photo they should print
one off the internet and go see her latest movie.
Mila
Kunis
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#5**
This C list mostly anything she can get for work actress is A++ list when
it comes to name recognition and drinking and drugging. On Saturday night
she was so wasted she had to crawl out of the club she was partying in but
insisted she was ok to drive and got in the driver's seat of the car. Umm,
not her car. She was carried out of that car and deposited in the hired car
that had been arranged for her. She climbed over the front seat and dropped
into the driver's lap and screamed at him that she wanted to drive. The friend
with her told him to just start driving. The actress then puked on the floor
of the car and passed out and had to be carried by the driver to the elevator
of the building where she was staying.
Lindsay
Lohan
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#6**
This gorgeous B-/C+ model/mostly movie actress has been telling friends that
she does not think she will ever have kids with her husband because they
have sex once every few months and then only when he gets drunk. Well, she
should ask herself why he always seems to meet his friends at gay bars and
she would probably figure out why they have sex so infrequently.
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#7**
This actor is A list. Mostly television. His movie roles have been limited,
but he just has that movie star quality. Right now he is pretty happy doing
what he is doing. Why not? Hit show and women love him. They fall all over
him. He is having the time of his life, although he does miss the days when
he could cheat on his significant other without having to worry about being
exposed publicly. His significant other latches on to him like Lindsay Lohan
latches on to a billionaire with a fur coat collection. She can't be next
to him all the time though and the second he breaks free he heads to a private
member club that always seems to be filled with women. There he can indulge
his two favorite activities. Drinking and flirting. When he has a few drinks,
our very good looking actor will start discussing his peen which he loves
to talk about constantly and then plays a game of you show me yours and I
will show you mine. Apparently he is charming enough that this usually works
and if it does, the next step is to ask if they want to touch it. If they
say yes he heads up to one of the many rooms at this private club and spends
some time with the woman. They are not escorts, but are simply very attractive
women who are allowed to visit the club for free provided they know someone
and sign a confidentiality agreement. Surprisingly there are not that many
actors who are members of the club. The owners think they are not the proper
type of member, but the owners love this actor because of his show and decided
to make an exception. The fact that he has them come visit him on set probably
helps.
Jon
Hamm
213.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/27 **#1**
Weve known for some time that this celebrity is engaged, but the details
about her wedding plans have been far and few between. One item on her checklist
that isnt leaking out is her choice for Maid of Honor. While it is
usual for a bride to choose a sister or cousin or long-time friend, our bride
is going a different way. Her long-time best friend is a famous actress.
However, their friendship is on shaky ground right now. Weve talked
about some of the issues that have caused the friction between the two over
the past year or so. During that time, our bride has become close friends
with another female celebrity (who has a habit of stirring up controversy).
Our bride understands the public relations machine, very, very well. It would
be disingenuous to choose the old friend as her Maid of Honor, as the two
are cordial but rather cool towards each other right now. However, if she
chooses the controversial new friend, the media will certainly work overtime
to uncover the "scandal" that tore the former best friends apart. A third
choice, one that would work for both her and her future husband, is a celebrity
couple with whom they have been spending a lot of time recently. So, what
will she do? Choose her former bestie (which will placate the press), or
her new friend (which could stir up questions) or the celebrity couple (which
would be neutral and work for both her and her fiancé)? As of today,
she is choosing
none of the above! She is starting to think that she
just wants to avoid the whole mess, and is now asking her future husband
to forgo the wedding party altogether. If she cant have anyone up there,
neither can he! Hes not happy about it, but, unless she has some miraculous
reconciliation with her long-time bestie, this may be the only thing that
will keep the peace.
Bride: Jennifer Aniston
Long-time Best Friend: Courteney Cox
New Friend: Chelsea Handler
Neutral Celebrity Couple: Emily Blunt and John Krasinski
214.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/27 **#2**
During one weekend in January, this multiple Oscar nominee and this one-time
Oscar nominee spent some time together. They watched some sports game together,
had a few meals together, and participated in a few leisure-time activities
together. All very innocent, right? Maybe not. Multiple has a jealous male
friend. He is an actor who broke into the business more than 20 years ago
as a minor. Now, were not saying that anyone here is gay
but
Multiple has had a revolving door of girlfriends, One-Time has been in few
suspiciously beardy relationships, and Male Friend spends an awful lot of
time in gay bars in Weho! The Male Friend wasnt at Multiples
that weekend, but he quickly found out that Multiple was spending the weekend
with another man. When he found out that it was One-Time, he went nuts! He
sent One-Time a flurry of threatening texts and voice mails telling him that
Multiple "is my man" and that he had better stay away from or that he would
tell the press that One-Time is gay! Uh oh! But it was an idle threat, and
One-Time knew it. He knew that Male Friend wasnt about to sink three
successful careers with one call. But just to make sure he
and Multiple did a photo op together that portrays them as a couple of regular,
macho guys who were doing nothing more than hanging out, watching sports,
drinking beer, and talking about girls.
Multiple:
Leonardo DiCaprio
One Time: Bradley Cooper
Multiples Male friend: Lukas Haas
215.
THE
MORTON REPORT 02/27
This Famous Woman has had lots of male admirers which is surprising
as she is rather lacking in the looks department. But she has other credentials
that might make up for her unattractive appearance and under that stern exterior
lies an unexpectedly hot-blooded creature. Even so, men must show masculine
meekness, as the two who married her soon found out. After one divorce, she
maintains good links with her ex but gossip surrounds her second union. Are
her domestic circumstances all they seem and do she and husband #2 actually
lead separate lives? Whatever goes on behind closed doors, our Famous Woman
likes to show that there is no ill will between the two husbands and sometimes
parades them together, as one wag puts it, like two prize studs at
a horse fair. Princess Anne
(Two
husbands and
husband
sham)
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#1**
This C+ list mostly movie actor has one of the more strange pick up lines
you have heard. "I used to be the boyfriend of (B list mostly movie actress
who is A+++ list when it comes to name recognition and C list when it comes
to acting talent). Apparently that line works enough to get him a date or
two. It is kind of sad really.
Tate
Donovan (Jennifer Aniston)
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actress might not make it out of her teens
before needing rehab and some anger management. The teen caused chaos at
her hotel this week when she got into a screaming match with her mom about
how much the teen had been drinking. The teen started throwing empty and
then full bottles of champagne at her mother and the glass was flying everywhere
in the room. According to the one of the staffers who ran to the room after
guests thought someone was being murdered, our actress said something about
how the mom would have nothing if not for the teen and to mind her own business.
Chloe Moretz
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#3**
This former A list Tweener with A list name recognition has been going through
some rough patches in her life. She has not been doing much at all. An acting
job here or there so she has lots of time to worry about her boyfriend and
a lot of time to self-medicate. Not a good combination. She has been cutting
herself. A lot. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#4**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress used to make millions of dollars
per movie. Even though she is still really young, she has spent most of her
money and is living off residuals and her name to get her free stuff and
free trips. At Fashion Week a few weeks ago she raided every show she could
and stuffed food and booze in her bag so she could eat and drink. The only
offers she is getting for movies are low budget indies which won't pay the
bills. She has such an innocent past that she is seriously considering a
sex tape knowing it will make millions.
Kirsten
Dunst
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#5**
This C list celebrity who used to be married to an A list celebrity has been
telling friends that she had a one night stand with an A list mostly movie
actor and that he gave her an STD. He had convinced her to go condom free.
Told her he wanted to be with her forever. Was with her one night and never
called again.
C list celebrity:
Ex-husband:
A list actor:
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#6**
This still B- list very gorgeous mostly movie actress does not go to an interview
without telling everyone how much she hates paps and definitely tows that
line to not upset her uber controlling husband. Turns out though that before
she goes out she calls a friend who then calls the paps to let them know
exactly where our actress will be. It also turns out that despite her
proclamation that she wanted out of the spotlight, she made a recent move
to make sure she would stay in the spotlight and to boost the bank balance.
Husband spent most of their money on a crazy investment. Megan Fox (Brian
Austin Green) is supposed to be April O'Neill in Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles movie
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#7**
Remember how back in the day Tiger Woods traded cover stories so that his
infidelities could be hidden? Well, an A++ list celebrity has reached a similar
deal and is appearing on a cover that she would have laughed at a year ago
until she passed out from laughing so hard. The thing is, the parent company
of the magazine was offered some information about the celebrity. Disturbing
information. About a long time employee. About the employee being caught
pleasuring himself to photos of our celebrity and her infant daughter. Yeah,
it is pretty sick. There is video of the incident that was taken by a woman
he paid to have sex with. They are both drunk in the video but he talks about
how he works for the celebrity and was her very first employee and has been
with her forever and the hooker went to sell the story and the publishing
company loved it. Was going to buy it and reached out to the people of the
celebrity and they traded. Cover stories for a block on the publication of
the photos and video. The celebrity also got together with her A++ list husband
and they paid the hooker a great deal of money to go away. So, in the next
couple of months when you see a cover and go wtf, now you know why.
Beyoncé
"Shape" magazine, which is owned by owned by American Media, which also owns
The National Enquirer, Star, The Globe, National Examiner, RadarOnline.com,
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