NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/01 **#1**
This A list female singer was running late for a flight and was told that
she would probably miss it and have to take a later flight. The singer stated
that the airline better hold the plane for her and that they better also
make sure she did not have to wait for security or any of her staff either.
If they could not do that for her, then what was the point of being famous.
She made her flight while others did not because our singer was put in front
of the regular people in the lines.
Rihanna
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/01 **#2**
This former Bachelorette star was in talks to be in Peepshow. The talks only
lasted for a minute though because the reality show contestant didn't understand
why she would have to strip down to almost nothing for a show called peepshow
and wondered if they could have her wear more clothes while everyone else
got naked. Also, she wanted ten times more per week than they were paying
Holly Madison even though no one even knows who the Bachelorette star was.
Emily
Maynard
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/01 **#3**
What former Lost actress got hammered at a party recently and ended up having
sex with a guy in front of everyone in a pool at the party. The Lost actress
had met the guy about 45 minutes earlier.
Emilie
de Ravin
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/01 **#4**
This singer was almost A list at one point. When she was in a group she was
A++ list with that group. Solo? Almost hit A list. Was thisclose. She has
also been a sex symbol for lots of guys over the years. Over the past couple
of months she has started coming out to many of her friends and family and
the person she was most scared of not being supportive was actually really
great and shows that person does have a kind spot after all. Kelly
Rowland/Destiny's Child/Beyoncé
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/01 **#5**
This actress is the true definition of B list. Or she once was. She used
to be everywhere. Look at a movie and she would be there with her quirky
look and name and just adding glue to a movie. She has tried television in
the past few years but has never really had her heart in it. She basically
is living off the returns from a career which has never seen her bring home
that one really huge paycheck. Always a critically acclaimed actress, she
has never had that true popcorn movie role and at some point needs to work.
Over the past few years she has been known for more things she has done outside
the acting world. One thing she is desperate for again though is attention.
She loves attention. She misses when people don't give her attention or notice
when she walks into a room. By circumstances she has been forced to spend
a great deal of time recently at home and not out. She loves going out and
wants people to notice her. Not to clubs, but just shopping or taking walks.
One of her favorite things to do when she goes out is to wear very few clothes.
She will wear a shirt and shorts, but will make sure the shirt is loose fitting
and leaves her very exposed. She likes to make an impression. She will drop
f bombs in a children's store just to get attention. She will return her
meal 5 or 6 times and get louder each time just to get attention. She has
said that when she is on a movie set there is no greater feeling then to
have people want to notice you and to fawn over you and to make sure you
have everything you need. That while you are on the set you are the center
of their world and that is what makes her happiest.
Chloe
Sevigny
6.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/01 **#1**
A visitor to a film set brought their dog with them. One of the lead actors
(who is very well-known) chatted briefly with the dog owner, whom he had
previously met. The actor told the visitor that he actually owned a similar
dog years ago, and that he really missed her. When the dog owner received
a phone call requiring them to leave the set, our actor volunteered to watch
the dog. The delighted dog owner accepted the offer and promised to return
in about an hour. They were actually gone about twenty minutes. When they
returned, they were told that the actor had gone to his trailer, and had
taken the dog with him. The dog owner went to the trailer and, amused to
hear the actor talking to the dog, opened the door without knocking. They
found the actor naked and erect behind the dog. The actor quickly covered
up, muttering some sort of excuse. The horrified dog owner grabbed the dog
and left. The actor has since contacted the dog owner twice to offer compensation
in exchange for their silence.
7.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/01 **#2**
Although this famous actor is now over the age of 50, he is instantly
recognizable as the star of at least one television series and many movies.
At his prime, every woman wanted to date him and every man wanted to be him.
He has a wonderful vacation home that is not located on either coast. When
his wife is not with him, he likes to invite young men to party with him
at this house. Boys only. Yes, he is gay (although he has always vehemently
denied it). He is especially partial to young, burly bears. Yes, he likes
them hairy. Bruce Willis; Don Johnson
8.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 10/01
When our blind item [subject] was an underage female lyricist, a slew of
older male rappers passed her around and had their way with her. Dont
believe me
Ask Jay Z. Because this New Yorker was abused by numerous
men both within the music business, and outside of it may have
caused her the necessity of eventually undergoing anger management counseling.
Thats something which her ex-boyfriend, known Brooklyn street pimp
Roshawn Anthony, can confirm. Our mystery lady once made headlines after
she took off from an upscale Big Apple shop, with $1000 worth of stolen
merchandise. Today, shes in bad shape both physically and
financially leading others within the entertainment industry to be
worried she may soon pen a tell-all, detailing what she knows. Thats
why insiders have revealed the music industry is working to keep our blind
item [subject] appearing crazy. Know why? Because with a reputation of being
insane following her, when she does blow the whistle she wont
appear to be credible. Dont believe me
Ask Nicki Minaj. Foxy
Brown
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/02 **#1**
What starting NFL quarterback refuses to wear any pink for Breast Cancer
Awareness month because, "he doesn't see the point." He said some other not
too nice things too. Kind of jerkish behavior from someone not normally
considered one.
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/02 **#2**
What celebrity couple were hoping their recent cameos on a popular network
show would increase the price for baby photos of their new baby. No matter
what they did, they could not get any offers above $20,000. Instead of taking
that money and giving it to charity, they just posted photos of their baby
for free.
Nick
and Vanessa Lachey
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/02 **#3**
What reality show couple has called it quits. They were hanging on to see
if they could get another season of their show. Kendra Wilkinson and Hank
Baskett
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/02 **#4**
This A list model and D list actress at least in regards to ability has been
dating this A list actor for quite some time. He had her convinced that all
the rumors about him and his sexuality were untrue. At first when they started
dating they would have passionate sex every night. She was used to three
or four times a day or at least guys wanting it that often with her, but
she still put it down to his age and his work schedule. Then, after a few
months it reduced to a few times a week and then to about once a month and
then, as she discovered it was just with the help of several Viagra pills.
No man had ever needed Viagra with her before. When she confronted him about
it he would say it was because he was tired or sore from working out or jet
lagged. He would then take her shopping or on a trip and she would let it
slide. When she started talking about marriage and kids though, this action
star admitted that he prefers men over women. Jason Statham & Rosie
Huntington-Whiteley
13.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/02
These two very attractive actresses were both stars of multiple television
series, although they have not starred on the same show. Both are intelligent
and well-educated. Both have been nominated for multiple awards, although
neither has won any big awards. What few people know is that the two actresses
were in a very happy lesbian relationship with each other for several years.
One of them was ready to come out of the closet, but her team talked her
out of it at the last minute. They told her that it would hurt the ratings
for the very successful show she was on at the time, and that it would also
potentially hurt the career of her partner if they were publicly seen together.
The two women have since broken up, but it certainly would have been quite
a shock to the fans if they had come out as a couple at the time! BTW, one
actress got married and had children. The other has remained single, but
has "dated" several famous men, and is now linked to her costar.
Lauren Graham "dating" Peter Krause
Marcia Cross- marries with kids
14.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 10/03
1. WHO is the super-hip reality star flaunting a sizzling lesbian affair
with her producer and gushing to cast mates that the romance is her ticket
to a network sitcom? Melissa Gorga and producer Cat Rodriguez "Real Housewives
of New Jersey"
2. HEs the son of Hollywood royalty and ambitiously wants to carry on his familys acting legacy after emerging from a myriad of legal woes. But theres one small stumbling block. Hes STILL addicted to heroin. Who is this shooting star? Cameron Douglas (Michael Douglas)
3. WHICH legendary songstress cant resist taking home plush robes, towels and comforters when she stays at five-star hotels, where staffers have covered for her for years? The sticky-fingered, aging Grammy winner has even swiped Bibles! Aretha Franklin; Patti LaBelle
4. CAN you name the Emmy-winning funnygal whos telling her series
producers to count her OUT for next season because she can no longer endure
the constant sniping and back-stabbing of her petty, green-eyed-monster
co-star?
Funnygal: Melissa McCarthy
Show: "Mike and Molly"
Costar: Billy Gardell
5. THIS former teen poster boy, who starred in a smash-hit 90s TV drama, is now awash in a sea of booze and drugs as he tries to cope with his fading looks and stalled career. Do you remember Mr. Washed Up? Jeremy Jackson "Baywatch"
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/03 **#1**
This actress was B list as long as her hit network television show was running.
Unfortunately for her, it has now ended. Prior to that show she was a B-
or C+ more known for her looks and one or two very famous roles. Usually
television. 99% of the time television. She is aging, but still very good
looking in that botoxed plastic surgery way. She also has a new catch. A
CEO of a Fortune 50 company. He is married. He says his marriage is over
and our actress believes him. She is doing everything possible to get him
to leave his wife. She is also scared that if he does decide to leave his
wife he will find someone 20 years younger than our actress. She is basically
making a fool of herself, but the CEO loves it. He has an actress chasing
him. Teri Hatcher
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/03 **#2**
This teenage reality star has to be chaperoned when she sees her celebrity
boyfriend because the last few times they have been alone together they have
made it very clear they have a sexual relationship and her mom is freaked
out about her getting pregnant. Way more concerned about image and brand
than her daughter. She should be concerned about the photos and chats she
has with her boyfriend while he is on the road. When he is not sleeping with
other fans.
Kylie
Jenner and Cody Simpson
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/03 **#3**
This B list actress from a very hit cable show says everything is fine in
her not very long marriage. Then, why is everything being packed up from
her home while she is on a press tour? He can't handle her fame. He is insecure
and jealous and has found someone else. Our actress just closes her eyes
and wants it to go away and for everything to be perfect.
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/03 **#4**
What happens when you are an actress who goes from coming to Hollywood one
week and then within two months gets a fairly big role on a new hit television
show? You have your brand new agents and manager and everyone else in your
life scouring the internet to try and erase all the information about your
past life. Although you have a stage name, it is not that hard to find out
your real name, but this actress who has got the biggest break imaginable
in the shortest time imaginable has a past record that will make her very
divisive very quickly. The fact she is vegan everyone is ok with. It is more
of the things she said on the internet about her politics and the fact she
is a lesbian who had a girlfriend until she moved to Hollywood. A long term
girlfriend that she didn't tell anyone about including her agent or managers
or the producers of the show. They are casting her as this sex symbol and
have no issues with her being a lesbian, they just want to control how it
is released and an interview with the spurned ex-girlfriend of several years
on the front page of a tabloid is not what they envisioned and did not discover
until after everything had all been signed. Changed her Twitter summary,
but having trouble getting rid of the Google summary leading to it. The more
inflammatory political comments she has made on websites have been removed.
For the entire time the show has been in production until its launch a few
weeks ago, the scramble has been on. For someone who seems like a brick wall
when it comes to her beliefs, the money in a primetime television show has
apparently changed her mind or at least bent it to the point where she is
offering to date guys and is willing to do more love scenes with guys. She
is fully on board to the make me a star and forget who I am and who I was
reality. Tracy Spiridakos "Revolution" (She auditioned for the role while
attending her first pilot season in Los Angeles)
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/04 **#1**
What former B list actress who had designs on being A list and is now on
the mess list says she was bullied in school. The truth is that when she
was in school, it was her the other kids used to run from because she was
the biggest bully around. Don't do drugs kids because it makes your mind
see things that were never there.
Lindsay
Lohan
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/04 **#2**
These two actresses from a hit almost network show can't stand each other.
Not from the first season and never probably will. The underdog in this is
the actress who felt like she had to work for everything she got and hates
that another actress gets attention simply because she has larger breasts
and is willing to sleep with more people. The underdog says that the other
actress has always been a pain but the past few months have been a nightmare
of self back patting and look at me itis. So, it was with great pleasure
the underdog told the other actress about how the underdog already has a
new show for herself and some movies lined up. The other actress meanwhile
has to check everything through the new person in her life and is not sure
how much she is going to work. He would like her with him at all times and
even tried to get her out of the contract on her show.
Actress:
Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)
Underdog: Leighton Meester
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/04 **#3**
What actress who is finally starting to get movie roles again, really needs
to remember to drink her coffee or something in the morning. When she doesn't
she is out of control. The one time big thing in Hollywood who had one of
the biggest fastest drop offs ever after an embarrassing incident is now
trying to get back up to B lost although she still does have A list name
recognition. On set this week she has been yelling at people non-stop. Oh,
and throwing enough things to earn a Naomi Campbell trophy. Drink handed
to her and it was wrong? Threw it on the ground. Makeup not right? Threw
lipstick at makeup artist. People talking and smiling. "Why don't you shut
the fuck up. People are trying to concentrate here."
Winona
Ryder
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/04 **#4**
Our actress has a drinking problem. A big drinking problem. This is not someone
who has a few problems now and then. This is an actress who is in serious
need of help and has reached that point in her drinking where if you wanted
to compare her to Nicolas Cage's character in leaving Las Vegas you would
not be that far off the mark. Our B list actress who probably should have
been Oscar nominated not that long ago and was pretty much an A list actress
not even five years ago now has a drinking problem so bad that she can't
sleep for longer than two or three hours each night before her body craves
booze. Yes, she has been to rehab, and for awhile she did get better. It
was the medicine they gave her which made her body hate alcohol. Well, she
got over that. She now drinks almost consistently throughout every waking
hour. Her last big role was a great role in an indie film and she nailed
it but she was only able to keep it together during that movie because she
had someone watching her constantly and only allowed her enough booze to
not get sick. On her own she can't do it. Her boyfriend drinks too, so he
is no help. He thinks it is cool that she wants to drink all day and night
and he loves that she can get crazy if she drinks too much. It really is
affecting her work and her ability to get work. At one recent photoshoot
it took eight hours instead of two because her body would not stop twitching.
She gets the shakes at least two or three times a day. She used to get them
once a week. She needs help, but is scared of what her life will be without
booze. Kirstin Dunst; Marisa Tomei
23.
NEW
YORK POST/PAGE SIX 10/04
1. Which top athletes current girlfriend threatened to sue him alleging
he gave her genital herpes? Derek Jeter/Ralph Lauren model Hannah
Davis
2. Which actress is being buzzed about for her recreational drug use and for sleeping with production assistants on set?
3. What female foreign correspondent for a major news organization has asked for a transfer to the US to be closer to her secret girlfriend? Theyve kept their relationship from the public, but its looking serious since the newswoman is packing up her things to move to the East Coast. Stephanie Gosk and Jenna Wolfe
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/05 **#1**
C list celebrity with A list name recognition. "Mom said she would never
let me in the house again if I dated another black guy. I told her he wasn't
really black. He didn't act black. She said it didn't matter." Bristol
Palin after she dated Kyle Massey
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/05 **#2**
It has finally happened. What I predicted might happen someday looks like
it might happen. This former reality star is pregnant and in discussions
with a company to name her baby after a product in the company. The baby
then would be the face of the company for a certain amount of time, and then
the mother for a period beyond that.
Holly
Madison
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/05 **#3**
What new celebrity mother was spotted holding her baby while doing a line
of coke. Oh, and she says she breastfeeds. I don't believe that part though.
I think she did once to say it without it being a lie. Peaches
Geldof
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/05 **#4**
Full disclosure on this one. This former almost A list movie and television
actress who is now a B who generally makes really bad movies that are almost
unwatchable is a friend of sorts so this might be slightly biased in her
direction. And when I say friend, I mean someone who I have got drunk with
so once you get drunk with me you are a friend for life. Needless to say
I have lots of friends. She can hold her liquor too. She is still tiny, but
wow can she drink. She does not always look tiny in photos. She can look
kind of average or even curvy, but she is still small. Used to be a chain
smoker too. One night when we got drunk it had to be outside because she
kept getting up every two minutes to smoke anyway so might as well just go
outside. She was a big enough star at the time that the establishment set
up a table and five chairs outside and made it part of the restaurant so
everyone could drink out there. Anyway, I digress. She is married now. Kids,
the whole nine yards. To put things bluntly, he cheats. A lot. Almost everyday.
Different people all the time. He is probably a B list celebrity himself,
but no one knows who he is. They know his name but not usually his face.
His fans know him though and throw themselves at him on a regular basis.
His wife knows they do it, but she is committed to being a wife and figures
he is getting it out of his system. She thinks marriage is forever despite
what the husband does. This does not mean she has sex with her husband, because
she doesn't. She is scared of what she might catch. She does not even sleep
in the same room with him. But no divorce. Not going to happen. He could
leave her, but she is not going to make the first move. Unless he gets caught.
He has got caught twice. Both times he was snapped while doing what he does
and was busted. The people with the celebrity managed to get the photos both
times. Now he does his cheating away from any possible cameras. Our actress
ignores her husband and says he is good inside and that he will change, but
all he does is make our actress look stupid and foolish. Everyone knows he
is cheating and everyone wishes the actress would just wise up and leave
him. Amanda Peet/David Benioff; Isla Fisher/Sacha Baron Cohen
28.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/05
Are these Superstar siblngs adjusting to their dad's new life? A much younger
woman is in the picture now. Will this spell more drama? Venus and Serena
Williams
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/06 **#1**
What happens when the C list actress when it comes to quality, but A+ list
when it comes to name recognition tries to talk acting with two A+ listers
who are two incredibly talented actresses. They smile pleasantly and then
talk about her behind her back and laugh and laugh. "The only reason she
is even here is because of her boyfriend who they hoped would come (A list
celebrity/B list actor) and because so many others said they would be in
Paris."
Jessica
Biel (Justin Timberlake)
Halle Berry/Jennifer Garner
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/06**#2**
This model is recently married. In the modeling world, I would say she is
a B. People just know her because of her funny name, it is not like she stands
out. Anyway, she is so over being married. Can't stand it. She told a friend
the other day that she feels suffocated being married to her B list actor
husband and that he won't even let her go to the bathroom alone because he
can't bear to be without her. She keeps hoping he will loosen up the reins,
but it is driving her insane. She wakes up to find him looking at her while
she is sleeping. He plans their entire days every day so they can spend even
more time together. She has snapped at him a couple of times but he looks
so wounded when she does that she backs down. She says she is starting to
lose her hair and get an ulcer and would love to stand outside and scream
but he would be holding her even then.
Agyness
Deyn and Giovanni Ribisi
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/06 **#3**
What former B+ list celebrity and now a fading C with big hair issues had
his son go up to women and hit on them for the fading C lister. If they were
interested in the C lister, the son would get their name and number. The
pickings were slim, but the C lister says his wife won't sleep with him and
is thinking of leaving him. Shocker. But, if he were to pick up women on
his own it would look bad. Plus, he is old and creepy. That last part is
mine, not his. But he is old and creepy. Hulk Hogan
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/07 **#1**
This Twilight actress is a B- lister and was at an event this week and was
asked about Kristen Stewart. The actress, who has a had some success outside
the Twilight franchise said, "She is just an oddity. Not a good actress and
when this last film has been released this fall and all the hype and the
press is over, I expect her career to be over too. She will be a whatever
happened to. She manipulates to get what she wants and had the producers
bending over because they couldn't replace her. No one actually likes her.
They put up with her. They endure her. That endurance is gone and she won't
be getting a Christmas card from anyone."
Maggie
Grace
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/07 **#2**
This B-list mostly TV actress is one step away from leaving her controversial
sect because she's got a TV sitcom gig that will earn her lots of cash. She
accepted this job because she dried up her bank account donating money to
the sect. Her current TV gig on a reality show isn't enough, and she accepted
the gig on a rival TV network after a pilot for the network that broadcasts
the reality show fizzled out. To further complicate matters, she has cut
off ties with her longtime best friend, a C-list actress married to an A-list
actor whom the TV actress has allegedly been involved with romantically,
because she's been calling her house too many times to complain about her
husband's extra-marital affairs.
B-list actress: Kirstie Alley
Controversial sect: Scientology
TV sitcom gig:
"Big
Baby"
Current tv gig: "Dancing with the Stars"
C-list actress: Kelly Preston
A-list actor: John Travolta
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/07 **#3**
This B list actress who has not been on anything since her television show
ended and does not have many offers which just shows you that you can be
on a hit show for a long time and not be a very good actress. Anyway, she
is loving the attention she is getting about her new boyfriend and is even
loving more the fact that everyone thinks she is pregnant. She does have
her new boyfriend freaked out because she says that she wants him to not
answer questions about it and leave everything to her.
Eva
Longoria & Mark Sanchez
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/08 **#1**
This C+ list movie actress and I am being very generous there. In fact, tomorrow
I might call her a D list actress. You would probably call her B list. She
does have A list name recognition. Always movies now. She was throwing caution
to the wind when she stepped out with her real-life girlfriend while she
is out of the country. She has got the tabloids so wrapped around her finger.
This is the true love of her life and not that other guy.
Jessica
Biel
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/08 **#2**
What celebrity on Dancing With The Stars is the subject of a $10,000 bet
between three of the contestants/pros. First one to sleep with a celebrity
on the show wins the pot. Photo must be provided of her at least topless
to prove it. One of the bettors already has a topless photo of the celebrity,
just not after sex.
Bristol
Palin
(Apparently someone took it of her while she was changing, but I have
never seen it. I wonder if it will ever see the light of day and if anyone
has seen it.)
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/08 **#3*
This tweener is an A-lister in her world although if you don't have kids
you might not know the name. Barely legal now, but the star of one of the
most watched, if not the most watched tweener shows ever was showing photos
the other day at an event. Apparently she has no problems showing photos
of her and her 40 something boyfriend naked. "We just got finished here.
We had to hurry because his daughter was coming over." When she was asked
how long the two had been going out she said, "He always tells me to say
a year, but who cares if we had sex on my 17th birthday." Well his wife at
the time would have cared. The police. You know, people.
Jennette
McCurdy
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/08 **#4
If you think Paris Hilton and her hatred of all things black is bad. There
is a female celebrity out there who is way worse. So, bad that she does
everything she can to avoid even touching a black person. Instilled into
her by her parents, this former A list tweener has said things that would
make her a poster child for the KKK.
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/08 **#5**
This celebrity is A list in his field. He has had lots of romances, with
lots of different women. Or he says he has at least. The only really documented
celebrity relationship he has had was with this other A lister from a different
field. They were not together long. Wham bam kind of thing. He told her he
wanted to wait until they were in a committed relationship before they did
anything. So, they got into a committed relationship and he still couldn't
do anything. Nothing. Nada. No amount of Viagra was ever going to raise his
flag. When she decided to talk to him about it, our celebrity insisted he
had no issues and that he was tired. Every night. Every day. Oh, he was also
sick. When she kept asking, he would get more angry. Super violent. Spit
flying out of his mouth angry. Turns out he really likes men but can't ever
take the chance of ever being caught with one because it would ruin his career.
End it. No more love and admiration. He actually hates when female fans touch
him. Reminds him of his failures. One outburst where he swung at the A lister
was enough for her to walk out the door. With a broken arm which she had
to keep outside a cast because she had press to do. At night she would come
home and put it in a sling and cry. Took an extra month to heal because of
what she had to do to keep up appearances. Kenny Chesney/Renee
Zellweger
40.
MORTON
REPORT 10/07
Famous family. Two daughters the Noisy One and the Quiet One. The
Noisy One is well-known for headline activities but the Quiet One was really
the bigger brat when they were growing up. During the Quiet Ones teens,
Mamawho is no shrinking violet herselfhad to stop some rather
jealous behavior aimed at other girls. The Noisy One turned out to be far
more co-operative with their parents, but the two sisters were never quite
as devoted as they claimed.
Noisy One: Kelly Osborne
Quiet One: Aimee Osborne
Mama: Sharon Osborne
41.
DIARY
OF A HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/08
Todays blind item is said to be one of the best rappers/producers in
hip hop history. Dont believe me
Ask Michael Rapaport. He was
crowned with his stage name by Afrika Baby Bam, who like our blind
item [subject] is a suspected gay rapper. As a fighter He once
knocked out a member of his rap group. Know why? Because his rap buddy, Phife
Dawg, called him gay. Our mystery man also once broke a mans jaw for
disrespecting his BFF, Leonardo DiCaprio. As a lover hes been
connected to known Hollywood beards, Janet Jackson and Nicole Kidman. During
the 90's, our blind item [subject] changed his name to Kamaal Ibm John Fareed.
This before critics questioned our blind items Muslim motive, with
his mentioning about dreaming about Busta Rhymes on one of his tracks. Gay
rumors surrounding our blind item started to spread, leading he and his group
to do damage control by dissing gays on wax. It was a song which Jive Records
decided not to release, but the lyrics laid live. Here is a portion of lyrics
from that track: "There was Adam and Eve but someone make it look like it
was Adam and Steve." Now, hes signed to Kanye West. Together, these
two rappers will tell you to expect a "Cruel Winter".
Q-tip
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/09 **#1**
This B-/C+ list actress might be on a hit for an almost network, but she
really is pushing the limits of crazy. She was in a relationship with a co-star
which was going well, and then for the past month has been out of control.
She has been in this space before for her rules and such, but for the past
month she has been yelling and screaming at him for no reason. The same goes
for the rest of the cast. If someone looks at her, our actress goes ballistic
on them. She throws things and screams constantly. Walks off the set. Out
of control. Everyone assumed it was because of something going on in her
life, but the whispers are that she has decided to stop taking her meds and
no one can convince her to start again. Kelly Rutherford (Matthew Settle)
"Gossip Girl"
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/09 **#2**
It is finally happening. This B list actress who is known for basically one
role flew out for meetings with attorneys and the father of her child. Apparently
the father has not been paying what he promised because his significant other
still doesn't know that he is a dad. The actress says it is put up or shut
up time and will tell the world everything unless he follows through with
his agreement.
January
Jones
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/09 **#3**
National talk show host: We should go get some dinner after this is over
B list actress w/child known for her high profile boyfriends, her looks, her views and getting naked: Aren't you in a relationship?
National talk show host: Yeah, but she knows I need my space and that I need time to see other people. It just gets old at home with the kid and everything. Besides, I heard that you were fun and this could be just a hookup. I'm not looking to get married or anything. Just you and me and some dinner and then we can find a hot tub and get naked.
Our talks show host then interrupts this monologue to take a call from his significant other and tells her he loves her and then continues with the actress who can't shut her mouth at all. Then they go on the air and he pretends nothing happened. Mario Lopez/Jenny McCarthy
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/09 **#4**
This C list actress who can barely act, but keeps getting jobs because of
her A list name recognition and boyfriend has been in this spot several times
recently and has been causing drama as recently as this week which is only
two days old. Our actress wanted to look cool and smart so decided a museum
would be the best course of action. The problem is that no one might recognize
her if she went and her campaign to show people how smart she is would backfire
and she would be stuck in a museum she had no desire to see. What to do?
Hire some bodyguards and a photographer. Voila. Instant notice and then because
the crowds were just too much, she can leave the museum she didn't want to
go to in the first place after a short amount of time. Mission accomplished.
Jessica
Biel/Orsay
Museum
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/09 **#5**
Ever wanted to marry or date an A+ list movie actor? This actress did. She
dated him for quite some time. Granted, our actress is just about A list
in her own right, and she is a little strange in her own right, but talking
about dating this actor and you get the feeling that she has never experienced
anything like it before and that she is in no rush to go back to that place.
She says that when she met the actor he was in character. A lot. So, when
he was a little quirky when they first started dating, she thought it was
some kind of method acting. Kind of. It turns out the actor dates every woman
he is with differently. Our actress spoke to a couple of other people who
dated him and they all give totally different accounts of who he was with
them because he changes for each person. With our actress he was totally
over the top everyday. Manic. Would be going full blast at 5am and not stop
until he passed out from exhaustion around 10pm. The same all day everyday.
She was tired just watching, but he made her participate in everything. There
was no sitting around and part of the marathon days was to have sex at least
three or four times a day. When she talked to another actress though, she
said that when they dated, he would sit in a room and just read or stare
at the television and that in the six months they dated, they had sex once
or twice. One other actress says that when she dated the actor he was always
cleaning himself. He would shower several times a day and had people come
over everyday to give him manicures and that he would keep himself busy all
day, but that it generally was about exercising and keeping clean and would
only eat certain foods at certain times and that everything was regimented.
They never got around to talking about sex. It is like the actor takes the
role with the person he thinks he is supposed to have or his most recent
film character. They all said he is strange and that no one ever goes back
for another chance with him.
Jim
Carrey
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/10 **#1**
I guess she is a celebrity now. Not sure what her title would be. Anyway,
she definitely has A list name recognition. Actually she has A+ name recognition.
Anyway, she has lost weight recently and says it is because of diet and exercise.
Could be true, but the little pick me up powder she was wiping from her nose
the other night is probably helping too and that famed LA weight loss drug
Adderall. Sarah or Bristol Palin
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/10 **#2**
This foreign born B list actor on a huge cable hit show seems like he has
the perfect marriage. He says and does all the right things and has a squeaky
clean image. He and his C list co-star though have been taking their television
romance to a whole new level. She doesn't care that she is married. She thinks
it is a great way to release tension and makes their performance seem real.
Damian Lewis/Morena Baccarin "Homeland"
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/10 **#3**
All kids are ashamed of their parents at some point. Most of the time there
really is not a reason to be, but then again, most of you are not the offspring
of this C+ list actress with A- list name recognition from a very hit network
television show that has said its final goodbye after a very long run. Our
actress typically awakens around noon. She used to attempt to wake up and
see her offspring off to school, but gave that up when she no longer had
to go to work. Now, she tries to get up before noon after hitting the sack
around 10pm. That is a long sleep, but then again you were not drinking for
10 hours straight. Yep. Right when she wakes up she gets a little pick me
up going and lights up a cigarette. I love how she is so anti-smoking when
she chain smokes in her house. By the time her offspring come home from school,
our actress has a good buzz on. If her daughter has brought home friends,
sometimes our actress will bother to change out of her robe and into clothes.
Otherwise, it is a full on body display for all the children that come over.
Not that the boys are complaining. How many times has our actress fallen
over a piece of living room furniture and ended up practically naked on the
floor and yelling at some maid she fired a few weeks earlier about moving
stuff. Our actress has lots of injuries attributable to her drinking. She
lost a tooth about a month ago. Cost her a paycheck on a commercial too.
Couldn't do it. Was at the dentist. Our actress yells a lot. Randomly. To
no one in particular. Her off spring hate bringing over friends, but what
is worse is when there is a birthday party at a friend's house. The parents
are so excited to be meeting a huge television star and end up getting a
stumbling drunken mess who has been known to eat with her hands an uncut
birthday cake. She has also been known for forgetting a present and writing
a $1000 check to the birthday boy or girl. Not in a card mind you, but pulls
out the checkbook right there and makes a big show of it. Says it all out
loud. Teri Hatcher
50.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 10/10
1. THIS daughter of a superstar is considering taking it all off for a raunchy
magazine. The barely legal wannabe actress has been posing in the buff for
her boyfriend, but pals say she should be more concerned about him leaking
the "audition photos" on the Internet! Bobbi Kristina Brown (Whitney Houston);
Francesca Eastwood (Clint Eastwood)
2. THIS R&B diva is usually in control, but the 40-something star is going through some heavy emotional turmoil. Shes just learned a weight-loss company is about to drop her as a spokesperson and her family has all but turned their backs on her. Janet Jackson
3. WHICH young actress with movie star parents now divorced invited her troubled mom to see a rough cut of her latest film only to be let down when mama didnt show? The 20-something starlet called her dad to complain, but he just said: "What did you expect?" Rumer Willis (Demi Moore/Bruce Willis)
4. WHICH three-time Emmy winner brags about regifting the free swag she gets during awards season? The millionaire funnygal who was overheard saying she barely has to Christmas shop picked up extra freebies with pricey eye creams to gift to her equally rich girlfriends! Julia Louis-Dreyfus
5. WHICH troubled pop star flew to Las Vegas on the pretense of business,
but really hit Sin City with the hopes of reuniting with her first true love?
The only hitch is that the famous exes are both engaged to other
people!
Pop Star: Britney Spears
Her Ex: Justin Timberlake
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/11 **#1**
What male singer from a reality show who can't quite get out of the closet
because he thinks it might affect his non-existent career or popularity which
has never come close to matching the expectations that were thrust upon him
at one time had a nasty fight with his former lover who is openly gay and
also a singer. The former lover was tired of being a down low hookup and
is frustrated because our singer calls all the time and complains about how
he is not happy in his life but refuses to do anything about it. The former
lover hung up on the singer and told him to call when he was ready to be
honest with himself and others. Adam Lambert, open singer and Kris Allen
former lover
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/11 **#2**
Unfortunately this actor is A list. Mix of television and movies, although
has had much bigger success with television. He hates his B list actress
ex. A lot. Even though he is the one who cheated all the time, he feels like
he is the victim because she is holding out for more money and because he
feels like the public is on her side. Over the weekend, our actor had sex
with his current girlfriend and called his ex during it. His current girlfriend
is totally on board with it after getting her phone filled with angry texts
from the ex-wife.
Ashton
Kutcher/Demi MooreMila Kunis
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/11 **#3**
This C list actor from a very very hit network show went on a trip with several
of his guy friends a few weeks ago. The fact that he's a not-so-closeted
gay (and his pals are too) apparently flew under the radar of the hypocritical
openly gay producer of his show, who likes to keep his male stars closeted
and is not happy that photos of the trip are circulating.
Matthew
Morrison "Glee"
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/11 **#4**
This actress continues to get more strange everyday. She used to be on the
cusp of A list then started going all Sean Young on the world. She is still
a B lister, but barely. She never works anymore. It all started with one
celebrity boyfriend who would make her try a variety of drugs and then confess
her sins. Yes, well he also calls himself God. Anyway, she says that when
in one of the drug hazes, she saw back in time and saw herself being molested
repeatedly by strangers while her parents looked on. Since that time, and
the collapse of her hit show, she has gone from relationship to relationship
without any permanency. She doesn't trust anyone and thinks everyone is always
cheating on her. She finds guys to hook up with because she says she feels
wanted and if she only sees them once or twice she doesn't have to worry
about trust issues. One of her friends says our actress had 10 different
guys over ten different nights who could not believe their luck in picking
up and then having sex with her within a few hours. She never sees them again
though. She only sees people more than once if she doesn't have sex with
them. Amanda Bynes
**NOTE**
I have met her parents and they are extremely nice, and I have no doubts
that nothing Amanda said about molesting happened, at least that her parents
watched or would have condoned. It is just another, in a litany of crazy
things Amanda has said while stoned.
55.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/11
Is this Actress using her voice to further her politics.....or her own career.
Nobody was talking much about her until she pulled off a political surprise.
Stacey
Dash
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/12 **#1**
This C+ list television actor is dating this wannabe actress from A list
celebrity offspring. Where do I begin? He tells his friends that he can barely
stomach even kissing her but forces himself to do it and to sleep with her
because he has never been more famous and credits that fame to his latest
role. He keeps pressing to meet her parents. His ex-girlfriend is in on the
whole thing and she still sneaks over once a week for some alone time.
Rumer
Willis and Jayson Blair
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/12 **#2**
This former A list tweener who now makes most of her money on a reality show,
fell off the wagon in a big, blindingly passed out on the middle of her hotel
room and late for work way. The producers of the show assigned her a "bodyguard."
What he does is stand next to her every waking moment and sleeps in the room
next to hers and in hotels, in the same room. Demi Lovato
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/12 **#3**
The longer this B list actor from a hit movie franchise is single, the more
oily he gets. Long married, but now free, the actor was working this week
and was introduced to a production assistant and our actor immediately had
his hand on her butt. As in within five minutes. When she didn't say anything
then he became more bold and 30 minutes later had her practically sitting
on his lap and told everyone he needed a quick break. He went and had sex
with the production assistant and then when they came back out he acted as
if nothing had happened and ignored her the rest of the shoot. Never said
another word to her.
Peter
Facinelli
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/12 **#4**
#1 - This A list female singer seems strait laced and quiet, but she is
considered to be a freak in the sheets and has totally freaked out her new
boyfriend. Taylor Swift
#2 - What fairly newly married A list television star with multiple kids and a crazy ex-wife is already cheating on his new wife. With an associate producer on his latest show. Oh, and the producer happens to be male. Kelsey Grammer#3 - What former B list movie actress who has had one fail after the other lately including a canceled television show still has almost A list name recognition. She spent an entire flight from NYC to LA headed to the bathroom every 15 minutes for 30 seconds a time. Probably explains how she is freakishly skinny. Kelsey Grammer
#3 - What former B list movie actress who has had one fail after the other lately including a canceled television show still has almost A list name recognition. She spent an entire flight from NYC to LA headed to the bathroom every 15 minutes for 30 seconds a time. Probably explains how she is freakishly skinny. Christina Ricci
#4 - This former A list tweener wants the world to think she is pregnant so she can be on the cover of a tabloid. It is her life's dream to be on the cover of a tabloid all to herself. She has not managed it so far except for one very painful incident she doesn't like to talk about. Mary Kate Olsen (Heath Ledger death)
#5 - What former B list television actress who now makes her living it appears from reality shows and get rich quick schemes got wasted out of her mind and led her boyfriend around by the balls and then tried to lead another man around by the balls. She then said this is just like when I hang out with ____________. Her A list actor bestie. Kirstie Alley/John Travolta
60.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/12 **#1**
This singer pretends that she is genuine and unique and powerful, but her
actions dont line up with her words. She says that her music is about
finding yourself and expressing your independence and power
but her
songs are usually about clubbing and hooking up and men dominating women.
She disses pop music and says that shes not a pop singer
but
recently announced at a concert that hers was a pop show. She admonishes
her fans to stay away from drugs
while continuing to do them herself.
And while she claims that she writes her own music, an insider let us know
that she actually doesnt
but takes the credit anyway.
61.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/12 **#2**
She is the daughter of a famous and talented actress. Although the daughter
also trained to be an actress, she is under the illusion that she is scoring
jobs on her own. No one on her new television show has the heart to tell
her that both her looks and her talent are mediocre at best, and that the
main reason she got cast is because of her mother. The daughter should brace
herself now for the fact that her new show is going to be cancelled in its
first season. Yes, its that bad. And she is that bad in it. You should
change the channel on this one before it even starts.
Daughter: Mamie Gummer
Mother: Meryl Streep
TV Show: "Emily Owens, MD"
62.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/12 **#3**
While relaxing in Florida a few weeks ago, this professional athlete spent
the night at a club, drinking and openly flirting
with members of the
same sex! Given that he used to be married to a very pretty actress, we now
wonder if it was a faux marriage and she was simply serving as his beard.
Tony Parker (Eva Longoria)
63.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/12 **#4**
They do want to have more kids. And she is not taking on a high-profile project.
So, is she pregnant or isnt she pregnant? The answer is no. She
didnt carry the first baby. So why in the world would she carry the
next? Perhaps because the last pregnancy was a total PR mess? But if she
cant/wont get pregnant on her own, they still have a couple of
choices. They can either be more convincing the next time around (better
SFX and more realistic acting)
or just admit that they are using a
surrogate. In either case, the next baby is planned for late 2013/early 2014.
And since they have some embryos left over from the last time, it will definitely
be their baby biologically! Oh, and the real reason she bailed out of that
high-profile project? Because the director dissed her friend.
Couple: Beyonce/Jay-Z
High-profile project: "A Star is Born"
The director: Clint Eastwood (speech at Republican convention)
Her friend: President Obama
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/13 **#1**
This former A list Disney tweener is in negotiations to star in a porn. She
would be the first Disney star to do so. She says it is soft porn, and that
it is just a movie with sex in it. Actually it is a sex movie with some lines
in it. She was forced to resort to this because guys are not paying her as
much as they used to. Her circle of buyers have all moved on to the next
new thing. It was either this movie or starting to charge by the hour. She
refuses to get a real job because with her drug habit she can't afford to.
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/13 **#2**
This washed up former almost A list all movie actress is now a C who is known
way more for things she does outside of work. Apparently she has been telling
people that she is pregnant. Yes, despite this fact she continues to drink
and do as many pills as she can take at once. She says that she has been
trying for three months with one of her benefactors because she thinks it
is a great fall back. Child support and she won't have to hustle for the
next 18 years. He doesn't know yet and she has always told him that she can't
even get pregnant because of an STD she had when she was just 14. Tara
Reid; Lindsay Lohan
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/14 **#1**
What former child star who managed to get all the way up to a B- list on
a very hit television show is being scammed by his new wife. He thinks he
has hit the lottery with his new wife, but she convinced him to get married
without a pre-nup by telling him she would leave him if he tried. Plus, she
never split with her boyfriend of the past five years. Our actor thinks it
is a gay hairdresser she goes to see twice a week and even asks for money
for the appointments. Nope. Boyfriend. She does give her boyfriend the money
though. His friends have warned him about the woman, but all he sees is a
really young, very pretty woman who finds him attractive. Alfonso Ribeiro
"Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/14 **#2**
A++ list actress is married. Another A+ list actress has recently split from
her long time boyfriend. The A+ list actress who recently split from her
boyfriend has her eyes set on the husband of the A++ list actress. They have
had several dinner meetings because she says she does not like meeting in
his office. The A+ actress has some really big hate for the A++ actress and
would love nothing more than to turn business into pleasure and mess up the
marriage of the A++ list actress and wipe the smirk off her face. Apparently
the smirk really bothers her. This all goes back to some boyfriend the A++
list actress supposedly stole.
A++ married actress:
A++ split from boyfriend:
Boyfriend married actress stole:
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/14 **#3**
This A list all movie actress recently split with her boyfriend because she
just realized she was not as into S&M as she thought. Being tied up and
dominated was fun for awhile, but just like most everything in her life,
her attention span is fleeting. What she thought was going to be a lifetime
has already turned into something else and someone else. She is back to wanting
to be a singer again.
Scarlett
Johansson
69.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 10/14
I was a big time t.v. star with a big time ego in the 80's. I played a detective
along side a wild and crazy white dude. It was the coolest show on television.
Im a born again Christian and have a shitload of kids. What folks
didnt know was that back in the day, the white co-star dude was a total
freak and coke fiend. Not only that, he was constantly hitting on me. He
was bi-sexual. He was smashing A-lists dudes, chicks, rock stars, groupies,
you name it. I managed to dodge his advances, but a couple of times we did
three-ways with a lil jumpoff and I had to watch my ass crack. He was smoking
coke and doing lines and blowing cats right in front of me. Ive had
some financial hardship since our show ended. He got another one, I got a
psychic hotline and some dried up Dionne Warwick coochie. I won a major breach
of contract lawsuit when I got fired for a broad with a fake accent who never
showered. Thanks to Centric I can eat again.
Big time t.v. star: Philip Michael Thomas
White co-star: Don Johnston
TV show: "Miami Vice"
Psychic
Network lawsuit
70.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 10/14
I have been holding back a story about a sexy older movie actor whos
running out of money and has been offered a tv series several times but he
thinks its beneath him. And theres one about a girl who got married
but disinvited a friend, also former colleague, from her wedding because
the friend hooked up with her ex. And one of my favourite stories is about
how one of the most powerful, acclaimed actors in the business hates his
younger counterpart, even though he chose him to be in his movie, because
the younger one is way too arrogant and precious about his talent. Senior
refers to him as "the kid who isnt American but somehow talks like
DeNiro 1976 -- f-ck him". That cracks me up.
Sexy older movie actor: Sam Elliott; Richard Gere; Warren Beatty
Girl who got married:
Powerful Actor: Sean Penn
Younger Actor: Ryan Gosling
Movie: "Gangster Squad"
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/15 **#1**
What pint sized reality stars has called it quits with her baby daddy. Together
only for filming now and their split to be filmed for television. He has
been seen with someone else. She is trying to just stay in and not cause
any drama until the shows air. Snooki
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/15 **#2**
For the first time ever, this A list all movies actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee has felt open enough to be seen in public with one of his
male lovers. Our actor has always gone from woman to woman and those
relationships played out in public spaces and places, but this is the first
time he has been spotted being affectionate in public with one of his male
lovers.
Jude
Law
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/15 **#3**
This B list actress who is an Academy Award nominee/winner is regretting
her rush marriage to a celebrity. He was basically a rebound from one bad
relationship and this one is no better. She thought he loved her and only
her and not half the people that he runs into on a nightly basis. He keeps
saying he is busy working and then she sees photos of him out at parties
with women and he says it is all just part of being him. Meanwhile, she is
crushed and people are starting to wonder if she needs some professional
help because she is so devastated.
B
list actress: Carey Mulligan
Bad relationship: Shia LaBeouf
Rebound relationship: Marcus Mumford "Mumford & Sons" lead singer
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/15 **#4**
This B list actress who shuffles between television and movies has one hit
for every five bombs generally but is still very well known and works constantly.
In the past few years she has become very outspoken about lots of issues
and has become so intense about it that her husband went and found someone
else who was much less intense. Our actress likes to pretend that her husband
is still at home and living with her and their kids and sets a place for
him at the dinner table and just tells the kids he is late. They also somehow
seem to miss him every morning when they wake up. He just left for work.
Seems kind of creepy to me.
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/15 **#5**
For the first time ever, our A list all movie actor who is still A despite
having no real success in the movies in the past decade. You just feel like
he never deserves to be called less than A list and when he makes a movie
it is still his name above the title. For the past several years he has gone
from one girlfriend to the other. They always tell him they have no problems
with his sexual fetishes and quirks. He is upfront about them before he ever
has sex with a woman and they always say they are fully on board because
they want some of that pile of money he has. A few years ago he thought he
had a match and he kind of did, but she felt like she could not be exposed
to that lifestyle with her having children and also having a public image
that is fun and flirty and not orgies and threesomes. They had a very acrimonious
split. Like that word? Went into a calendar store over the weekend and saw
that on some word a day thing. Vowed to use it this week. Not sure when I
will get to use the word abstain which is the other one I saw. Anyway, our
actor found someone not too long ago who said she was fully committed to
his sexual fetishes and was ok with the filming him while he danced for her
and touched himself while listening to some music he recorded. She was ok
with him watching a mix video of his past sexual conquests while they had
sex, but suddenly she would not take his calls and said that she was just
too creeped out and needed something normal. Enter the new woman. Someone
who is open to anything our actor wants to do. In the past month he has thrown
everything at her and she has begged for more. When he made her watch while
he was with two other guys she told him how sexy it was. No matter what he
thinks of, she is on board with and our actor is in love for the first time
ever. He thought he was in love with a previous wife but he says that he
could tell she was all about the money and not really into what he is into
and that with his current girlfriend it is totally different. They are "on
the same plane," because they are both sexual freaks.
Eddie
Murphy
Match: Paige Butcher
Previous Wife: Nicole
Current girlfriend:
76.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 10/15
Our blind item today is clueless. Her divorce from Emmanuel Xuereb, two-years
ago, came after claims of a marriage filled with violence and abuse. Thats
why she filed for a restraining order against Xuereb. After the split was
finalized, our blind item began a publicized relationship with Jamie Foxx.
Thats because she wanted to get back to work as an actress. She became
a Single Lady, but that didnt last long. Know why? Because our blind
item believed she should have been paid more, and is said to have viewed
her former cast members as being beneath her. Supremacy could have been a
fitting project for our mystery lady, but she was fired. Dont believe
me.. Ask Lela Rochon. This before our blind item took it back to using cocaine,
leading her to be rushed to hospital after suffering a drug overdose. But,
her PR people would want you to believe she was seeking medical attention
for dehydration. Just this past, Friday, she took to Twitter to show her
support for Romney. In addition to being a proud Republican, shes now
a singer set to release a song and video soon. Some say it was her
seven-year marriage to Christopher Williams that drove her crazy. Know why?
Because the couple not only got high together but they also physically abused
each other. Dont believe me.. Ask her 20-year-old son, Austin. Stacey
Dash
77.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/15 (from The Daily Mirror)
Which two actresses made out at the Toronto Film Festival? Both moody young
stars have been linked to men but it seems theyre open to a
bit of lady loving
Kristen Stewart/Jennifer Lawrence (Toronto
International Film Festival)
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/15
He is one hot young singer. She is young and beautiful and
well, she
doesnt matter, because young girls everywhere will be envious of her
simply because she landed him. It will all start with a jewelry tease. The
paparazzi will snap her with a beautiful rock on her finger, and the couple
will act all coy about its meaning. After his fans have been whipped into
a complete frenzy, they will announce their engagement. This should all happen
within the next couple of weeks. More later.
Louis
Tomlinson (One Direction) and Eleanor Calde
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/16 **#1**
This one is kind of sad to me. What quirky actress from a modest hit network
comedy who has always been considered nice, was anything but nice this week.
While filming her show in a public area people had gathered to watch the
filming. Our actress called out to the crew and asked for everyone to be
removed. When the crew member said it was a public area and that nothing
could be done, our actress said, "We will just see about that," and turned
around and stormed off. A few minutes later another crew member approached
the crowd and asked them if they would be kind enough to leave because our
actress didn't like having regular people watching her film. The group were
told they could come back later and watch other filming and they would pass
out free t-shirts and posters. "It is just _______ is really uptight, and
not very friendly when it comes to people."
Zooey
Deschanel
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/16 **#2**
What Dancing With The Stars dancer hangs out in areas of the DWTS open to
the public waiting for women to approach him. When they inevitably do, he
always asks them if they would like to see his trailer. If they say yes,
he then asks them if they want to see it while they are naked on his bed.
If they say no, he tells them he has to go. If they say yes, then he takes
them to his trailer. Depending on how much time he has, he will have sex
with them there or tells them to wait for him. With their clothes off. In
bed and that he will be back soon. One time he forgot someone was there and
left for the night and went home without telling her.
Derek
Hough
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/16 **#3**
This top 10 American Idol finalist with much bigger name recognition than
you would think because of a former B list celebrity boyfriend on a hit show,
was so hammered at a party in the past two nights that she was making out
with some random guy at the party and when he could not get his hands up
her top because it was so tight, she just took the whole thing off and was
bare to the room. She didn't even care.
Pia
Toscano/Mark Ballas
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/16 **#4**
This very attractive A list television actress who always seems to wind up
on hits and who would probably do movies if you asked her, but has not in
a very long time has been battling depression over the past several months.
She has never been a drinker at all. Now she is drinking regularly, and despite
what she says about what happened to her, our actress tried to kill herself.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt (death of her mother)
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/16/12 **#5**
This actress is C list. She made her fame on television including one of
the most critically acclaimed shows of quite some time that failed to find
an audience and also on a huge tweener show, although she has never been
a "tweener." Now she does only movies. She is almost legal. Really close
in fact. She has always been managed by her mother. This actress can make
herself look 12 and act like she is 30 or 12, depending on how much you pay
her mom. In what could be the sickest thing I have heard of in a very long
time, this mom sells out her daughter to older guys who want an experience
with someone who can act 12. The mom is careful to make sure her daughter
only has sex with the men in countries where it is legal Our actress is a
very good actress. Very good. At her age she is already playing leads in
movies. Indies to be sure, but leads. Her mom recognized these skills very
early on because the mom is a former escort and saw in her daughter something
she never had, plus the fact that her daughter can command a very high price.
From the time the actress was noticed at about age 14, the mom noticed that
men in their 40's and 50's were captivated by her daughter and has taken
advantage of age of consent laws around the world to make sure they never
have to worry about another acting job. The daughter sees it as another role
and has no problems with her mom taking a commission on the work. What was
once a well kept secret among businessmen who had $50,000 a night or more
to spend on this once in a lifetime perverted act, the daughter is actually
speaking out about it a little because she does not see anything wrong with
it. She says she loves doing it, is not hurting anyone and she really does
think of it as another acting role. Crazy.
Sammi
Hanratty
84.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/16
We have an important message for you to pass along to your teen/tween daughter.
When she comes home one day in the near future sobbing because the young
man she is crushing on is engaged to someone that isnt her
we
want you to reassure her that everything will be OK. Tell her that he isnt
really getting married. Tell her that he doesnt really love his
fiancée. Tell her that its all a publicity stunt. Tell her that
its just his teams desperate attempt to convince people that
hes not gay. She may not believe you. But at least one of you will
know the truth!
Louis
Tomlinson (One Direction) and Eleanor Calde
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/17 **#1**
This former A list television actress who has not had a hit in years, but
still has almost A list name recognition made some news last year when she
busted up a marriage and married her now husband. The thing is that our actress
had it now happen to her as her husband has found someone else and wants
out of his marriage to our actress. The fact that she also has beaten him
several times, including a nasty black eye has also made him desperate to
leave.
Shannen
Doherty/Kurt Iswarienko
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/17 **#2**
This A list diva, but probably B or C list in pretty much everything else
she does and she does do a lot was getting ready to leave her hotel and wanted
to know what kind of arrangements had been made for her to get through the
lobby and outside to a car in order to avoid the crowd of fans sure to be
there. When she was told there were no fans except for a couple of people
in the lobby she screamed and said she wanted fans and press and that if
Kim Kardashian had all that when she came to town then so should our diva.
So, her people started calling the press and told them there would be something
special going on and to show up and they did. Not a lot, but enough to surround
our diva as she made it look like in the photos there were hundreds of fans,
when actually it was about 10 photographers and people wondering what all
the commotion was about because our diva also had her handlers screaming
to make it look crazier and more intense.
Jennifer
Lopez
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/17 **#3**
Well, it was not like anyone expected it to last anyway, but this former
B list reality star from a hit show who is way more famous than she should
be because of her past and her very famous ex-boyfriend is pregnant. Everyone
knows that part. The part that everyone doesn't know is that the baby daddy
also has someone else in the family way right now. Our reality star pretends
like the other woman does not exist and told him to do whatever it took to
make it right, but that our reality star expects him to be with her and to
marry her and to honor their own agreement. Oh, you thought she was with
him for free?
Former B list reality star: Holly Madison
Very famous ex-boyfriend: Hugh Hefner
Baby daddy: Pasquale Rotella
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/17 **#4**
This former B list actress from a very hit television show has gone through
a lot this past year. She has been in the news a lot and is really enjoying
the attention. A lot. Magazine covers and people wanting to know what is
going on in her life which they never really cared about before this year.
Over the past few weeks though, the attention has died and she does not have
very many things going on professionally so knows her time in the spotlight
is probably coming to a close. Then, she stumbled on a way to get some more
attention. She claims she did something this week because she cares and out
of the goodness of her heart. The thing is she lied. The person she said
she tried to talk to hates our actress with a passion. Our actress knows
this. But, right now, she will do anything to keep seeing her name and photos
in print.
Jennie
Garth & Amanda Bynes
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/17 **#5**
What B-/C+ actress who is playing a very famous A list role in her new show
has been sleeping with her on screen dad? AnnaSophia Robb/Matt Lescher
"The Carrie Diaries"
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/17 **#6**
She is probably one of the biggest power players in Hollywood. She has producers
afraid of her and she is not shy about making sure she gets what she wants.
She is also a B+ list actress with A list name recognition who is married
to an A+ actor. Our actress also hides a very big secret from the public.
She is a lesbian. Yes, she has had sex with men, but she says it is strictly
for procreating purposes. In the past she had a very close relationship with
one of the most famous male celebrities of all times. The thing is she says
they were lovers, but they were just friends. Our actress was way more interested
in one of the celebrity's co-stars who was A list herself at the time. Our
actress and the co-star had a two year relationship and saw each other
constantly. Today they can't stand each other, but at the time, the pair
were as close as could be. The hate comes from when the co-star told our
actress that she was going to get married to a man. Our actress had been
told by the co-star that she was finished with men and only wanted women.
It has been a long long time and the pair have never spoken since that night.
Our actress threatens producers to get parts she wants for herself and for
people she is close to. She threatens to withdraw her husband from movies
and also speaks for several other A list male actors. Our actress would not
normally get the parts she does, except for the fact that everyone is afraid
of her. Not only can she threaten to have one of these actors suddenly pull
out of a project, she also knows where every body is buried in town and is
not shy about telling someone exactly what she knows. her favorite trick
is to give a Hollywood kiss and hug and whisper a nugget into the person's
ear before the meeting starts. She knows literally everything about
everyone.
B+ Actress:
A+ Actor Husband:
Famous Male Celebrity:
His A List-at-the-time female costar:
91.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/17
Which celebrity leaves a DVD of his TV show instead of a tip at fancy
restaurants?
Jeremy
Piven
92.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 10/17
1. THIS famous male designer reached out to a handsome Marine after seeing
him on the news, hoping to transform the military hunk into a supermodel.
The aging and openly gay fashion guru flew the soldier first-class to Miami,
but the hottie bolted when the design icon made sexual advances toward him.
2. WHAT legendary performers friends are freaking out because the 60-something singer/ actress has been mixing anti-anxiety pills and booze AGAIN?! The leggy star recently sang at a friends birthday party, but not only was she way off-key, she forgot the words to "Happy Birthday"! Liza Minelli
3. FRIENDS of this newly separated actor are worried about his out-of-control
drinking and begging him to go to rehab! After a failed intervention a few
years ago, the former sitcom star swore off booze. But his recovery didnt
last long.
Actor: Danny DeVito
Sitcom: Taxi
4. WHICH former film actress has not been warmly received at her new gig on a long-running TV detective drama? Turns out shes not only clashing with one of the male stars, but shes also finding it extremely difficult to memorize the scripts that are loaded with medical and scientific jargon. Elisabeth Shue/George Eads "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
93.
BOSSIP
10/17
This PYT got a lil fame thanks to reality TV but while shes hopeful
her "multi" talents will take her far, her tri-sexuality has already brought
her to great heights. Shes been bragging to friends about her love
affair with another banger famous for showing her cakes. And from what
weve heard, things were so hot and heavy between the girlfriends, she
even agreed to get busy with her girls much more famous boyfriend,
a big star in the music biz. Alas the rowdy romps came to a stop and the
three way love affair ended after our scrap-happy banger became a bit too
obsessed and got booted from her box-lickin chicks bedroom.
PYT
(pretty young thing): Erica Mena
Female Banger: Draya Michele
Male Music Star: Chris Brown
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/18 **#1**
This A+ actor who moonlights as a director and used to be a nice comfortable
B lister for what seemed forever, is on a press trip for a movie. Nothing
exciting about that. Even had the wife along for part of it. Now though,
she is gone and our actor is hooking up with one of his exes just to catch
up he says. Nothing more. Then why did he send the wife home? She wanted
to stay, but he said it would be all work.
Ben
Affleck
(Jennifer
Garner home)
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/18 **#2**
This B list television actor on a very hit network show who probably won't
get this lucky again once the show ends has always been known as a jerk,
but this kind of takes it to the extreme even for him. He told his skinny
girlfriend that she was fat and that if she did not lose some weight he would
break up with her because she was embarrassing him with her being fat. He
has since put a scale into her place and a matching one in his place and
makes her weight herself everyday. If she stays the same or gains, he makes
her starve herself all day.
Matthew
Morrison
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/18 **#3**
This celebrity has told his former A list tweener wife that she must be doing
something wrong if she has not lost the weight from her pregnancy and that
she needs to work harder and that she must be cheating and eating when he
is not around. He then points out pregnant celebrity moms who are all skinny.
Hilary
Duff/Mike Comrie
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/18 **#4**
This A+ list super model and her A list movie actor husband are having big
issues because she has cheated on him twice. Both times were with a photographer
after they had worked together. The actor just can't get over it. He has
never had a jealous bone in his body and now has been basically just staying
at home with their child.
Model:
Miranda Kerr
Actor: Orlando Bloom
Photographer: Russell James
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/18 **#5**
When this A+ list all movie actor (#1) came to town and first began to get
work, he was out. It was during one of his first roles though that a fellow
now A+ list actor #2) told him that he needed to give up dick or he would
never make it in this town. He went on to say that he didn't want to end
up like another A list actor (#3) who was also on the movie but had whispers
so loud all the time that he would barely work again despite reaching that
A list status. #1 took the words to heart and vowed to never go out with
another man again. Sometimes he has broken that vow but it is always overseas
and someone who has been paid for by friends of #1. Someone who can be trusted
to keep quiet. Our actor is attracted to Asians which is surprising and has
been terrifyingly brutal with them when he has sex. One of his victims was
admitted to a hospital for internal bleeding and supposedly died because
he was taken from the hospital when police started asking too many questions.
Our actor has a group of friends who keep him in line and keep him in the
closet. Our actor has a goal of being the most famous person in the world
and is willing to keep his desires and his rage confined and within.
#1: Tom Cruise (Scientology)
#2: Sean Penn
#3: Timothy Hutton
"Taps"
99.
POPBITCH
10/18
After a rather humiliating bust-up with her ex-husband, which Hollywood A-lister
is finding the company of ladies more congenial at the moment?
Sandra Bullock
100.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/18
Why are the stars fleeing from an opportunity to work with a legend? The
Screen Icon is having a hard time getting his latest project off the ground.
He's an acclaimed award winner, but stars left and right are dropping out
of consideration. Could this be politics? Clint Eastwood and his
chair
101.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/19
This reality star is the lowest of the low. Although she has the house, cars,
wardrobe, jewelry and attitude to make you think that she is rolling in money,
she and her husband are actually broke. While their bankruptcy is inevitable,
theres one extra sinister fact here. She and her husband used their
fame to raise money for a well-known charity
and then kept the money
they raised! And having gotten away with it once they are now
getting involved with another charitable group. They think that talking about
their charity work will make them appear more likable and sympathetic on
the show. By the way, the producers of the show know all about this. However,
they like this cast member, and would rather target other cast members for
negative story lines. So instead of speaking up, they will give this cast
member a free pass to continue to criticize and berate other cast members,
all while living a phony life of bankruptcy, thievery, and general sliminess.
Reality
Star- Jacqueline Laurita
Show- "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
Charity they stole from: Susan J Korman- Breat cancer
New charity: Austism Speaks
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/19 **#1**
This A list reality mogul and television personality has his third or fourth
new girlfriend of the last two months. He has grown so used to being rich
and getting whatever he wants when it comes to women that he no longer even
bothers trying to date someone normally. He only dates women who are willing
to be paid and to be there when they are needed and to disappear when they
are not. He says he does not have any feelings towards women which would
ever want him to be in an actual relationship and just prefers using them
for what he wants, when he wants.
Simon
Cowell
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/19 **#2**
This actor keeps trying to be A list after his franchise success, but his
roles since then have mostly been huge flops. To keep audiences interested,
he thinks that he needs a girlfriend on his arm to show everyone he is a
player. In reality, he loves guys and always has and he always seems to have
a new girlfriend to show off in public after he has had a fling with a guy.
Then, just as quickly as a "girlfriend" appears in public she never appears
again and the next time you see him in public with a woman it is someone
completely different making it appear that he is a player.
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/19 **#3**
Ever wonder why these two reality judges hate each other? It is because the
female judge threw herself at the male reality judge and being who he is,
he had sex with her. He never mentioned it again. She wanted more. He said
she was good for 15 or 20 minutes, but could never spend longer than that
with her.
Adam
Levine/ Christina Aguilera "The Voice"
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/19 **#4**
It all started for this B-/C+ actress when she came home from work one day.
Her new husband, who is an A lister now, but at the time was also a B-/C+
had been turned down for a new role. Our actress was a little late and she
said that our actor jumped on her from the time she entered the door and
grabbed her and slammed her against the front door. She says she could feel
the doorknob in the small of her back and had a bruise afterwards for a week
there. He kept his forearm under her neck and asked where she had been and
who she had been with and seemed to think she was cheating on him. He always
thought that. She had caught him cheating on her twice while they were dating
and this was not the first time he had got rough with her. He had slapped
her twice and was always calling her names. Slut and whore were his favorites.
He always apologized for hitting her. He never apologized for calling her
names. The never ending verbal abuse if she was two seconds late or he had
a bad day. Nothing like the charming A lister he is today. She says it is
because of her that he is even where he is today because she introduced him
to the person who gave him his first huge break. What did she get for it?
Well that day with the doorknob in her back and then he started choking her.
Really violently. Calling her every name in the book. Slamming her back against
the door again and again. The actress says she has never had a more terrifying
experience in her life and knows it is cliche but even though she had married
the guy she had no idea who it was at the door and she just thought of him
as some random stranger attacking her. She is pretty sure he would have tried
to rape her but she was wearing jeans and she was not and is not a weak woman.
She screamed. Loud. He was always afraid of people knowing his secrets. He
backed off. She ran out. Never came back. Sent some people to collect her
things. Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/20 **#1**
What foreign born B+ actor in his own country and probably a C lister here
but a lead on a huge hit cable show did not show up for the birth of his
child not that long ago because he was having sex with another woman and
couldn't be bothered to show up for the birth even though the baby's mother
was living with him at the time. He then took another girlfriend with him
when he went to film something shortly thereafter leaving baby and mother
at home. Said they could manage.
Actor:
Charles Dance
Show: "Game of Thrones"
Baby Mama: Eleanor Boorman
Other girlfriend: Shambhala Marthe
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/20 **#2**
This won't go away reality star from a somehow hit network show has been
practically living with a guy for the past month but you won't see him in
public. She is in talks for a deal which would see him do something that
has been done before once in the past and give the show a much needed boost
in success rates.
Emily
Maynard "The Bachelorette"
Done before: Trista and Ryan knew each other prior to show
108.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 10/20
Hes a self-noted "God" who was recently awarded the Hip Hop Icon Award
yet some see him as nothing more than an ungrateful crackhead junkie.
Our mystery man originally hails from a group which recently celebrated their
25th anniversary they are a pair who have long severed ties. So,
its no surprise that despite the fact that our blind item [subject]
was put on by another both he and the folks over at BET Hip Hop Awards
displayed utter disrespect, during the awards ceremony, by failing to recognize
the legendary hip hop figure responsible for our mystery mans discovery
refusing to even speak his name. Were talking about a man who
after he discovered our blind item [subject] once footed all
of the recording studio bills, gave our blind item the swag he became famous
for, helped to form our mystery mans image, aided in the birth of our
blind items then-futuristic music videos, lent his hand in making our
blind item a millionaire, and struggled with our blind item to keep him off
crack-cocaine throughout his career. After all of that, our shameless blind
item didnt even grant his mentor a thank you. Thats
because were told our blind item and DJ Premier worked closely with
Stephen Hill and the BET staff to betray our blind items original mentor
and partner. Now, some say if Hill and BET really gave a damn about our blind
item they would have taken all of the energy they put into striking
his proteges name, and put it into helping our blind item kick his
long time drug addiction. Know why? Because even from his appearance, its
evident our blind item is still using. Dont you agree? Seeing our blind
item take the BET Awards stage to deliver his bullshit speech reminded me
of the dark reality that a crackhead wouldnt think twice in betraying
a friend for a trophy going as far as selling his publishing for a
all time low of $150K.
Award
Winner: Rakim
Mentor: Russell Simmons, Marley Marl, or Eric B
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/21 **#1**
What former B+ list pop singer who has not sung in years is now more famous
for fashion and reality television could not speak for almost a week because
her doctor went overboard plumping up her lips. She had to eat all her food
with a straw for a week which she actually loved because she had nothing
but milkshakes. Even now, she starts drooling sometimes because she can't
get her mouth open enough.
Jessica
Simpson
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/21 **#2**
This B+ all movie actress has been the biggest diva ever on the set of her
new movie. Not only does she name drop her A+ list movie actor boyfriend's
name every five seconds but also has held up shooting several times to take
his calls (even though he has not really called much and is thrilled to be
away from her) and she also has had to take extra days off she says because
of magazine cover shoots (even though she had to be for her most recent cover
and was not even seen in this country). No one cares if she leaves because
they can't really stand working with her anyway and have been cutting her
part more and more as the shoot goes on. She was only hired because the
writer/producer wanted to see her naked in person.
Eva
Mendes/Ryan Gosling
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/21 **#3**
This foreign born A list celebrity in her country was in town last month
to hook up with a man who paid for her to be there. I told you about it last
month. He is a big fan of sleeping with celebrities and even marrying them.
Our foreign born celebrity started looking for places to live because she
thought this was going to be very lucrative for her. Turns out though that
the word got out that she was not even close to worth the amount of money
she was asking and spent most of the time talking about herself, looking
in the mirror and even said her goal was to meet Paris Hilton.
Pippa
Middleton
112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#4**
This former A list female tweener is working on a new record. She thinks
it is going to be a huge hit. No one working with her believes it at all,
but they are happily taking her money every day she works on it. When she
wanted to do a cover of a Henry Rollins song, it took two hours to get through
one complete take because everyone was laughing so hard that she was trying
to do the song.
Miley
Cyrus
113.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/22
Last week we talked about a young couple that will be getting engaged in
the near future. A few of the guesses pointed to this popular male heartthrob.
While he was not the subject of those blinds, he is the subject of this one!
This heartthrob would like to be engaged to his famous girlfriend, whom he
has been dating for over a year. And heres some surprising news for
you: he actually proposed to her a few months ago! But
she said "No."
However, "No" doesnt mean "Never." She told him to ask her again in
a few months. So they might still get engaged in 2013. But she is not ready
to make a big commitment to marriage or a baby right now.
Justin
Bieber and Selena Gomez
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22 **#1**
This foreign born actress who is probably a B- list all movie actress has
A list name recognition and a huge following and legions of male admirers.
She is moving back to the US which is causing her boyfriend all kinds of
trauma. He had been counting down the days until his girlfriend left town
after her current movie finishes filming. He has grown tired of her always
thinking she is smarter than him and correcting his grammar and table manners
and why this is wrong and that is wrong. He also told a friend of his that
once you get over the fact that you are having sex with_______, that it is
really boring and very plain. He had been seeing someone else when she was
out of the country before and was really looking forward to being back with
her, but just didn't want to be the bad guy and be the guy who broke up.
The actress is talking about moving in and all he can think about is moving
far away.
Emma
Watson
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22 **#2**
This female celebrity once had her own reality show. She really would love
to have it back. Business sucks and she is barely able to pay all her bills.
She needs to cutback or get her show back. While pretending to be head over
heels with one guy she has been secretly texting and calling and e-mailing
her ex which is also a reality star who has fallen on hard times fame wise.
She wants them to get back together even though he spent most of their time
together cheating. She is willing to put up with it for the return to the
lifestyle she had before.
Kat
Von D (Deadmau5)/Jesse James
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22 **#3**
What current A list female tweener who is way under age, spent the first
part of a night this past week getting paid a ton of money to be wholesome
and sweet and fake smiling for the cameras and then spent the rest of the
night shaming her friends into doing coke with her and saying she would not
invite them to anything else if they didn't do lines with her. She is so
out of control and no one has any clue. She will probably be the youngest
celebrity to go to rehab in quite sometime.
Bella
Thorne
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22 **#4**
What two celebrity sisters who used to be way more famous than they are now
got into a huge knockdown drag out fight. It seems that the younger sister
is jealous of the attention the older, more famous sister gets. The older
sister told the younger sister that she needs to lay off the coke. The younger
sister told the older sister that her significant other is cheating on her
and hit on the younger sister when he was drunk. The older sister told the
younger sister that she should get a job and stop just basically fucking
for money with some guy you don't even really like and leeching off the rest
of the family. And this was on a Sunday. During the day. Ashlee and Jessica
Simpson
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22 **#5**
What celebrity mom who is more famous for the A lister she married than any
other possible reason finally got time to spend with her kids alone. It was
also the first time she was not being watched by a sober coach. She spent
the hour with her kids in front of the television and drinking two bottles
of vodka. When the time came to pick up the kids our mom was passed out on
the floor and the kids still watching television.
Brooke
Mueller/Charlie Sheen
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22 **#6**
It has been a hard few years for this celebrity. Once the A list darling
of the tween world she now has made her way into the world of mainstream
and is on a very hit show and says that everyday is a struggle. A struggle
to not use and a struggle to fall asleep. A struggle to make it through an
hour a day or sometimes even a minute. She says she is fine when she is working
and that none of the other people she works with on her show even have a
clue what she goes through on a daily basis because while at work she can
control her urges and the demons. It is when she gets drunken texts from
the guy she still loves but who causes her nothing but pain that it hurts.
He loves to say nasty things about her and reminds her of her flaws and knows
that no matter what he says or does or how many times he cheats or trashes
her that she will always fall under his spell and do what he wants and not
just because he is a B- list actor. Sometimes when he is drunk and she is
trying to sleep without pills, he will send her photos of himself having
sex with other women. He knows it will make her even less likely to sleep.
He knows what buttons to push on her. She would like to work every second
of everyday and then crawl into bed exhausted. That is the only way she can
ever really sleep. She has welcomed her new job with open arms. Before, she
would struggle to find something to do everyday. She would go days and days
without working and would sit at home and try and stay focused on one activity
for 15 minutes. She would do this like clockwork with a timer to let her
know when it was 15 minutes. Day after day she would do this. Struggling
to make it 15 minutes. Friends would come over and try and help, but they
would always have to leave at some point. She would bribe them to stay and
pay them or give them gifts. Anything to not be alone. She paid some people
to be with her as employees but it was awkward. Demi Lovato/Wilmer
Valderama
120.
DAILY
MIRROR 10/22
Sssh! Which star is telling fibs about her weight loss? She has had a load
of lipo and body sculpting. And the naughty minx has a slimming deal in place.
Cheeky girl! Jessica Simpson
121.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 10/22
I was a soul legend in my day, making women wreck their panties from coast
to coast. I went solo after being the voice behind an iconic group that had
another leader, but singers today, like Jaheim, still bite my style. No one
outside of my hometown suspected a thing when 3 or 4 of my hits exploded
on the disco and underground gay dance scene. Thats because I worked
hard to hide my taste for an alternative lifestyle, like my secret love for
men who dressed like women. There were clubs for that popping up all over
New York, Philly and Chicago. My label decided I would be the first black
man they would market as a sex symbol. Being a switch hitter, I could play
it off with women. I was having 3 ways with my he-shes and the wife of a
hometown hoop legend who was known for his huge fro and hang-time. We
didnt call it down-low in those days, but thats what it was.
I would just deny it when anyone asked. It all came crashing down in 1982
when I veered off the road while gettin some head and hit two trees.
I never walked again. The shit really hit the fan when the press found out
the she was a he that was gobblin my wood.
Soul Legend: Teddy Pendergrass
Hoop Legend: Dr. J
Town: Philadelphia
Group; Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes
Tranny: Tenika Watson
Lincoln Drive
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/23 **#1**
The only reason this B list celebrity couple is even together anymore is
because of their kids. The couple spends more time in therapy then they actually
do together. The wife is probably A list whether solo or with others and
the husband a solid B-. She cheats. He cheats. She cheats with men and so
does he.
Gwen
Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/23 **#2**
What celebrity offspring of A+ list parents spent the weekend getting drunk
out of her mind. No big deal really, except for the fact she allowed herself
to get naked with a bunch of other people playing strip poker and ended up
having sex with one of the biggest players in Hollywood. He is A list when
it comes to picking up women and sleeping with them and probably a B-/C+
actor who used to be in a hit show. Apparently she has no more C+ list actor
boyfriend from a new show. I know there must be photos of the strip poker.
Rumer
Willis/Wilmer Valderama
124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#3**
This reality host from a very hit cable show was overheard telling one of
her friends that she will not date any man who does not have a net worth
of at least $25M. As for sex? "There better be a very big gift involved
everytime." I am actually surprised she had someone to share this with because
she does not have very many friends. She is one of the biggest pains in the
celebrity world and no one likes her or ever wants to work with her.
Padma
Lakshmi "Top Chef"
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/23 **#4**
This A list model married to an A list all movie actor has been rubbing his
face in her affair. She keeps sending him photos of her with her new guy
while on vacation. Meanwhile her husband is home with their child who she
has not seen in person in a very long time. She has never been a big fan
of her child. Ask her if she will ever have another child and you would probably
see her laugh for an hour. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/23 **#5**
At a recent event, this former A list rapper could not help but remind this
current A list rapper how the current A list rapper's girlfriend had been
passed around recording studios a decade ago and yes, the former A list rapper
had his turn.
Former
A list rapper: 50 Cent
Current A list rapper: Kayne West
A list rappers girlfriend: Kim Kardashian
127.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/23
She is pregnant! No, they havent announced it yet. She looks great,
but she isnt showing. No, we dont know if she got pregnant before
or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told
his friends that although they got along, he really didnt see her as
the girl he wanted to marry. Did she know that? His friends think she did
and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows
how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation
on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different
choice. In any case, its a good thing that they both love kids. Their
first one will arrive the middle of next year.
Jessica
Biel/Justin Timberlake
128.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 10/23
When this celebrity couple got married, a few members of their friends and
family produced a video, intending to play it at the wedding. They took to
the streets, interviewing homeless people and various other citizens who
can barely afford pasta let alone a vacation, to express how sorry they were
not to be able to make it to the wedding and offer their well wishes. This
was supposed to be
funny? Again, lets stress that the two famous
people involved here did not conceive of this idea. And I dont know
yet if it was actually broadcast at the event. Hopefully their family and
friends realised it was a dick move at best, and profoundly offensive and
disgusting overall. Hopefully they realised they were being assholes, walking
around making fun of those who are suffering and hungry. Hopefully they buried
it and made a contribution for good, in honour of the happy couple, instead
of using the homeless to entertain, while everyone else sipped champagne
and ate olives. Hopefully. Because who needs friends like that? Who needs
family like that? Do you believe that the people you spend time with you
reflect who you are? And if so, what does that say about these two stars?
This is not about Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.
Justin
Timberlake/Jessica Biel
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/24 **#1**
I don't even think this C list director is all that great looking but because
of the hate that this formerly almost A list movie actress and who is now
working her way back up to a solid B+ has for this B-/C list actress, our
former A list actress fucked the C list director who also happens to be the
fiancee of the B- list actress. Our former A lister says she was bored and
out of cigarettes and wanted to wipe the smirk off the B- lister's face.
B-/C+
- Kate Bosworth
C list Director fiance - Michael Polish
Back on the rise actress - Winona Ryder
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/24 **#2**
What former B+ list actress, who was on the brink of A listerdom in the movies
has tried her hand at other things since as she tries to climb back up the
fame ladder still has almost A list name recognition but should probably
find a new boyfriend or try new sex games. The last two weeks she has made
sure to be covered up to hide the bruises her boyfriend makes. Upper thighs.
Throat.
Mena
Suvari
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/24 **#3**
This A list all movie actress is filming her latest movie outside the country
after a recent breakup. So far she has refused to eat any food that she does
not recognize, or that is not from America. She also has complained about
her accommodations and has been moved four times to try and make her happy.
She has yelled at the crew constantly and thinks every guy who talks to her
is hitting on her and has decreed that only people who have speaking scenes
with her are actually allowed to speak to her.
Scarlett
Johansson
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/24 **#4**
Not since Christina Aguilera was married has there been a case of cuckolding
so bad that I have heard of anyway. This B- list television actress from
a very very hit cable show has always stayed out of the spotlight. Or at
least tried to. She does not go chasing it very often despite the fact that
she could get a lot more play and fame and publicity if she wanted. She is
considered a role model by many. She is also a wife who is very much in charge.
Her husband willingly signed on and knew what he was getting into. Since
their second date, she has told him what women's underwear to wear under
his clothes. Usually a bra, always panties. Our actress looks like the shy
and reserved type, but in her past she earned a living as a dominatrix and
it was not just a living to her, she loved it. She made six figures a year
and her husband is the willing participant in all her crazy games. Not only
does he do what she says, but she also has a long time boyfriend of almost
a decade who she has sex with on a regular basis and makes her husband sit
there and watch. Every single time. Christina Hendricks
133.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 10/24
1. THIS pop princess, who now has a reality TV gig, is putting on a brave
face for the cameras, but behind the scenes shes a depressed and lonely
mess. The poor girl wont socialize with the rest of the cast, and when
the cameras arent rolling, she locks herself in her dressing room until
shes needed. Britney Spears
2. WHICH former runway model, now a designer and reality star, has dropped so much weight that whispers of an eating disorder have become louder than her abrasive personality? The leggy brunette and mom of threes shocking appearance at a recent event even prompted her ex-hubby to ask if she was OK. Kimora Lee
3. WHICH talented Hollywood actor/writer/producer hes half of a popular award-winning duo has checked himself into rehab? The gifted funnyman has been open about dabbling in drugs, but it was his relationship with a hard-partying stripper that helped him hit rock bottom real fast! Trey Parker
4. THIS young power couple stopped by a famous Las Vegas wedding chapel with plans to get hitched, but they got cold feet at the last minute! It seems clear heads prevailed when the two saw the line of drunk revelers waiting to wed and they wanted no part of it! Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone
134.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/24
This member of a famous family has gone from average to muscley. Is he eating
more protein and lifting weights? A bit, but diet and exercise dont
really deserve the credit for his improved physique. Hes actually been
injecting steroids since the beginning of the summer. He thinks that muscles
are "cool". He thinks that they will attract more girls and help him land
more roles. After all, those things are much more important than his health.
Look for him to wear a lot of short-sleeved shirts to show off his guns while
he is traveling this winter. Also look for more facial hair. Girls and producers,
are you watching? Nick Jonas
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/25 **#1**
This C list actress/writer could never make it official and now she may never
get the chance as her A+ list actor boyfriend from a very very very hit show
has made it clear that he is available and the first person he has made himself
available to is his C list co-star. Apparently the clinginess got to be too
much for the actor. Plus the favors and the demands she always put on him.
C list actress/writer: Jennifer Westfeldt
A+ actor: Jon Hamm
C list co-star: Jessica Paré
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/25 **#2**
Want to make the biggest publicity splash ever? This A list all movie actor
has what he thinks is the best idea ever to get the public on his side forever.
He has been in touch with his A list actress ex-wife and they are working
out a deal (read $$) to spend Christmas together with their kids. She can
even bring her kids and her new husband. Christmas trees and fake snow and
one big photo op all splashed on the cover of Kneepads. These two do know
how to make the best photo ops.
Tom
Cruise/Nicole Kidman/Keith
Urban
(This one really puzzles me because I know they took the
photos)
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/25 **#3**
This A list celebrity in the rest of the world and probably a B- or C+ here
in the States ran into her ex about two months ago. The ex that basically
tortured her on a daily basis. Apparently this ex who is an actor made the
moves on his ex and assumed she would be willing to have one night of fun.
Well, he assumed wrong and she got the e-mail address of his current A list
actress girlfriend and told her what happened, but the actress accused her
of making moves on her man. "Look at the history" is what the A list celebrity
wrote back.
Kylie
Minogue/Olivier Martinez/Halle Berry
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/25 **#4**
Apparently this B list all movie actor is way more of an idiot than everyone
thought. Either that or he just does not want to see what is right in front
of him with his B- list movie/television actress significant other. His friends
have told him. People who are not his friends have told him. He has caught
her with other people and somehow she has managed to talk her way out of
it. He has stopped talking to friends after they have pointed it out to him.
He will not listen to them. Apparently whatever his significant other says,
he believes. She also must be a way better actress than I have ever given
her credit for because he says that she is the best sex he has ever had and
he has been with at least one person who will do or say absolutely anything
when she is with a guy. So, why is he that stupid? She is always with her
female . Always. Every second of the day. The assistant has always had a
room down the hall when she has been living with our actor. Before they started
living together, the assistant had a room down the hall at the actresses'
house but in reality always slept with the actress. Everyone tells the actor
what the assistant is, but he is convinced it is all rumor. Even when confronted
with some photos of the two half naked and kissing. He bought the story that
they got a little drunk and were doing some "exploring."
B list actor: Robert Pattinson
B- list actress: Kristen Stewart
Other actress: Ashley Greene
139.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/25
This famous star is terribly unhappy right now. Her personal life is one
source of disappointment. She knows that her partner is not really in love
with her. She is also very sad that a past love is in a committed relationship
with someone else. She knows that she wasnt an innocent party in that
breakup, but it still hurts her that he moved on. She is also not enjoying
her job, and wants to get out of her contract. Her management team is telling
her that she must stick it out for the season or else no one else will want
to hire her. Although she smiles in public and everything looks together
on the outside, she is actually quite depressed and disconnected. Around
friends and family, she has even started talking about herself in the third
person. She lamented to one friend. "I dont even want to be [Jane Doe]
anymore. [Jane Doe]s life doesnt belong to her anymore."
Star:
Britney Spears
Partner: Jason Trawick
Past Love: Justin Timberlake
Job: "X-Factor"
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/26 **#1**
This former A list actress who hit it big in her teens is all grown up now
and is married with children. She still acts, but has a tough time finding
the same level of jobs or fame she once had when she was on the top of the
world. Anyway, she and her husband are splitting because the threesomes they
have always enjoyed are turning into our actress and the other woman on an
almost regular basis being alone and spending time together. They are even
talking about having babies of their own. Brooke Shields; Molly
Ringwald
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/26 **#2**
This actor has got to be approaching A list now. He is always on television
and just seems to go from one hit to the next and just shows off some incredible
acting talent with the way he can move between different types of roles.
His show right now? Huge hit. If you ask him though, the greatest thing that
happened to him was when this B- list actress left the show he was on. They
had fooled around a few times. Nothing serious, but our actor is married.
So, it would have been awkward if he had been caught having sex with a co-star.
She got incredibly clingy and wanted to know everyday when he was going to
leave his wife and began calling and texting at all hours to try and get
him caught. Then she got a big break and left the show. She never has said
a peep since. Our actor has yet to stray again after that one.
Thomas
Gibson ("Criminal Minds") (probably Rachel Nichols "Continuum")
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/26 **#3**
This long time television actor who has tried to make his way into movies
still looks really young despite what seems like a career that has gone on
forever but really has only been a decade since he seemed like he was everywhere
on a hit show and popular movies. He has always had problems with cheating.
It caused his first divorce and if he is not careful it is going to cause
a second one even though he has not been married that long. To make sure
he keeps wife and mistresses apart, his wife was not invited to his latest
premiere because this D list actress of an A++ list celebrity offspring was
there. The two were co-stars and he wanted to say that he had sex with her.
Or actually the way he put it was, "I just had sex with _______'s daughter."
He seems like a great guy on the outside, but, he is awful.
James
Van derbeek and Bono's daughter, Eve Hewson
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/26 **#4**
This foreign born A list model was at an event recently. She has dated some
big names in the past and is one of those rare models who people know the
name of. Anyway, at this event she was approached by a handler for an A+
list R&B singer. The handler said that _______ would love for the model
to come sit next to him and have a drink. The model said, "Sorry, but I don't
like being around black people very much and there is no way I would date
one or have people think I date one. So, thanks, but no thanks," and walked
away.
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/26 **#5**
This B list actress with A++ list name recognition who has not had a hit
in a decade and even that was something in which she was along for the ride,
is definitely world famous. The thing is she is really trying to shake up
her image. A lot. You would never expect it from her because she seems so
buttoned down and uptight and she knows it and blames it on her most recent
disastrous relationship. So, she has been in talks to be in Playboy. Not
naked, but she wants to be on the cover and inside wants to be wearing very
little. She thinks it will make people remember why they fell in love with
her in the first place.
Katie
Holmes
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/26 **#6**
This actress is B- list on a very good day. The only reason I am not calling
her a C is because of the very hit show she was on, but got kicked off because
of drug use. It was while she was on that show that she says that she smoked
meth on a red carpet. She had it in her hand the whole time she was walking
down the carpet and talking to reporters and on camera and then at the end
of the carpet she lit up. She says no one said anything to her even though
it was pretty obvious she was not smoking a cigarette. She went to Hollywood
when she was young. One of her first big breaks led to a threesome with this
reality star turned arm candy for an A++ lister and the reality star's boyfriend
at the time. Our B- list actress smokes meth everyday. She says she loves
it and does not see the stains on her fingers. The burn marks on her hand.
Her teeth getting ready to fall out. She thinks the roles will keep coming.
She has not noticed that the films are getting smaller and the roles are
getting even smaller. She thinks of herself as a huge star, but does know
that she has a huge drug habit that she would like to kick but says she enjoys
it way too much to stop. You would think getting kicked off a huge hit show
would be a wake up call, but she said that she had artistic differences with
the producers and writers anyway. Uh huh.
Paz
de la Huerta
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/27 **#1**
Now that a little time has passed, this one probably goes from easy easy
to just easy. These two celebrities used to date. At the time, the female
was probably still an A list reality star. Everyone hated her of course,
but she still was at the top of the top of celebutantes. He was a B lister
and a celebrity. He has probably slipped down to a C now, although he does
come from a family which when combined would put him back to a B list. Anyway,
the guy has a brother. The brother once slept with the celebutante. OK, more
than once. Multiple times. He always kept it a secret from his brother though.
When the brother found out, that was it for the relationship with the
celebutante.
Paris
Hilton/Aaron and Nick Carter
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/27 **#2**
Overheard at a party this week. All the comments were made to a male B-/C+
list celebrity/reality star about a B+ reality star with A list name
recognition.
"She was so wrong for you."
"Your new girlfriend is amazing. She is actually nice."
"It is so much better this year without her trying to get all the
attention."
"How did you stay with her so long?"
"How long was she cheating on you?"
"Her show sucks."
"Are you engaged already?"
"How much work has she had done?"
"Everyone hates her. Does she even have friends that she is not related to
or pays?"
Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/28 **#1**
What A list producer/mogul/wannabe rapper was at a party this week and introduced
a model to his son. He then slipped the model something and the next thing
you know she was performing a service on the son while the dad sat there
and watched with a big smile on his face.
P.
Diddy
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/28 **#2**
This B+ actress is on a very hit cable show. She has done and continues to
do movies too, but it is really the television show that has made her career.
Anyway, she says that within the past two years she had the worst sex she
has ever had in her life. One time with this A++ list movie actor. They were
both involved in other relationships but a scene got out of hand so they
went back to her trailer and tried to have sex, but it was a mess. The actor
tried to make it all move quality by lifting her but hurt his back. Then
he had troubles achieving full staff and kept complaining that he needed
his medicine and they never got anywhere or really did much of anything,
but somehow the actor managed to finish and then told her it was amazing.
She said that she laughed and cried, but that it made their working relationship
better.
Evan
Rachel Wood and George Clooney "The Ides of March"
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/28 **#3**
What almost A list actor who has made his fame on a very hit show in which
he has now left, but also does movies when he is not battling his demons
was spotted at a bar this past week with his kids. The actor was getting
drunk on rum and cokes while his two kids fussed. The actor stayed for two
hours drinking and told the staff his kids loved going everywhere with him.
Finally they convinced him he should move on and he had a car service come
pick him up. He did tip about $500.
151.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/29 **#1**
He was supposed to be the "good one" among his group. However, the peer pressure
is really starting to get to this young performer. He went out for a night
of fun with some friends in New York City last week. While they were drinking
heavily and doing drugs, he stayed rather subdued, sipping on a Long Island
Iced Tea. But that wasnt good enough for the hard-partying crowd. They
started teasing him about his choice of drink, and wouldnt relent until
he started doing shots. He gave in and started pounding down shot after shot
of vodka until he could hardly stand. He wound up going home with some random
girl (who was 10 years older than him) at 3:00 am. Dude, youre underage,
youre constantly drunk, youre hanging out with a hard-core druggie
crowd, and youre going home with random women. Save yourself! Nick
Jonas
152.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/29 **#2**
Reality competition shows have celebrity guests all the time, either as guest
judges or as mentors. There is something unusual about this guest though.
She is going to be appearing on this successful reality competition series.
The odd thing is that she used to have a very intimate relationship with
the shows producer. Very intimate. We thought that she wanted to change
her reputation by avoiding him, but this latest move has us wondering if
he is "helping her out with her career" again. If so, what the price is that
she has to pay for that help? Not Dancing With The Stars.
Reality Show: "X-Factor"
Guest: Either Dannii Minogue, Carmen Electra or Paula Abdul
Producer: Simon Cowell
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29 **#1**
This former A list R&B/pop singer who has B+ name recognition and some
very interesting tabloid material in her most recent relationship was signed
not that long ago to a new record label. Her boss, who is an A list rapper
and extremely hard worker said he only signed her so he could fuck her. He
said it was worth it to pay for a few songs to be recorded and to know she
was his for the length of the contract. When our singer initially refused,
then there were problems with all of her paperwork and things almost fell
through. So, she slept with him and the next day the deal was done. He also
said that because he wanted it to be special with her that he only had sex
with two other people that day.
Christina
Milian/Lil Wayne
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29 **#2**
This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own hands
so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name recognition showed
up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he has been treated lately
so she sat down next to him and while whispering in his ear, gave him a few
squeezes in his nether regions to let him know that she was available whenever
he wanted and that she would make him forget all about _________. She has
been a totally different person over the past year. She was also feeling
really good at this party.
A
list all movie actress: Cameron Diaz
A list actor: Robert Pattinson
Forget about: Kristin Stewart
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29 **#3**
This A list all movie actor has been saying some really nice things about
his wife lately. Talking about her constantly. Showering her with gifts.
Trying to be there more for her except of course when he was not with her
and could not help himself and spent a few hours alone with his ex while
he was out of the country. In a hotel room. One she had booked separate from
the room where she was staying in the hotel. Three hours. They ordered room
service and that is all anyone knows for sure. The rest? I mean why bother
to get the hotel room?
A
list actor: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
Ex: Jennifer Lopez
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29 **#4**
This B+ television and movie actor with A+ list name recognition has spent
some time in the tabloids the past few weeks which is not his usual place.
It appears he has moved on from his past relationship because he was spotted
with a woman way less than half his age and kept trying to convince her to
service our actor. She said she would later, but not right then because they
were with her two year old at a public place with other kids around and our
actor was hammered. Our actor called her a bitch and said he would wait for
her in the car. Danny Devito
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29 **#5**
This A+ list movie star is generally all about making great action movies.
He is also not very tolerant. So, it probably comes as no surprise that his
daughter wants desperately to come out, but thinks it will cause her dad
to never speak to her again except when forced by circumstance. She has been
dating guys because she knows it is what he expects, but is not what she
wants. She wants to be free. Tom Cruise/Isabella
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29 **#6**
It is an interesting thing. Lots of actors involved in relationships love
to claim they are in an open relationship, but this foreign born A list movie
actor is in one. Kind of. If you ask him, point blank he will tell you he
is. His wife will too, publicly. The thing is, she says it because she knows
it is what he wants. She has never been with anyone else unless her husband
has made her or brought someone over and made her. She won't disappoint him.
She is in love with him. It is not a fame thing or money thing, and she just
believes in not ever saying no to him. Whether he brings home a woman or
a man, she complies. Our actor loves to find women on sets of movies he is
working on and hit on them. For himself. He will also be glad to tell you
about each one and what they were like too. He called one former co-star
who is an A list movie actress a cold fish. Said nothing could get her to
move unless she knew there would be press to watch. He said he tried for
two movies to get one actress to sleep with him. She refused to even really
talk to him off camera. He said he didn't care though. He said the best sex
was with an actress who was probably B- list then. She usually only does
movies now but got famous from television. He said that she looks and acts
so quiet and then when you put one drink in her, it is like unleashing a
tidal wave of sexuality. He said it was the one person he could not keep
up with and has no idea how her current boyfriend is alive. Our actor loves
married women. He had a two month fling with a very married actress while
they were making a movie. Well, she is very married, but he is about guy
number 10 to have sex with her since she got married.
Foreign born A list movie actor: Ewan McGregor
A list actress cold fish: Nicole Kidman " Moulin Rouge!" or Renee Zellweger
"Down With Love"
Actress who wouldnt sleep with him: Natalie Portman "Star Wars"
movies
Best sex actress/boyfriend: Michelle Williams/Jason Segel "Incendiary"
Very married actress: Emily Blunt " Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
159.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 10/29
Hes a 56 year old funk legend a drummer, and former frontman
for a 70s New York City Funk band. That Big Apple band originally started
out with more than a dozen members. Two of the members of the band
Aaron Mills and Kevin Kendricks now work as studio session players
for Andre 3000. Our mystery man has been long struggling with an on again,
off again heroin habit. Dont believe me.. Ask Gregory Johnson. A few
years back, I was chillin in an Atlanta studio listening to a full
album of unreleased songs by our blind item. Thats when the owner of
the CD who is also a drug dealer said "Lar is still dope, but
he needs to get off that shit." Larry Blackmon lead singer of the group
Cameo
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30 **#1**
What former A+ list movie actress who has been married to a former A+ list
movie actor for what seems like forever has moved out. A box of Viagra dropped
out of his coat pocket the other night on the way to an event. Considering
the couple have not had sex in two years, she took this as a sign that he
was seeing someone else. Apparently there was not even that much of a fight.
She saw it and shook her head and he did not offer any defense and she got
into her car and left and has been staying at their place across the country.
The question is who is the new woman the actor is seeing because you know
he and whoever the new woman is are going to get crucified in the press.
Not that he cares. Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30 **#2**
This female newlywed probably had a little idea what she was getting into
when she married into this celebrity family, but in the past month it has
been a nightmare of oppression. She told one of her friends that she tries
to get out of the house as much as she can everyday because if she is home
there are pop ins and constant calls and Skyping and she cannot get away
from the family for even a second and are always in her business. She finds
herself running errands multiple times a day because it is the only time
she ever gets a chance to breathe.
Lisa
Stelly/Jack Osbourne
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30 **#3**
This celebrity hip hop mogul has been in this space before. Our mogul has
an employee that he hired out of business school. The job of this employee?
He has created a database that includes every woman our mogul has ever slept
with or wanted to sleep with. Every woman our mogul has met and gets a phone
number for is entered into the database. When our mogul says he wants a blonde
for the night that he has had sex with, names pop out. If he wants someone
that he has not slept with, names pop out. The entries are scary specific
and being the mogul that he is thinks he can turns the whole thing into a
new dating site and make a few hundred million more bucks.
Russell
Simmons
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30 **#4**
This B- list television actress who seems to have played the same part forever
really needs rehab. One of the nannies for her children saved her life a
few weeks ago when our actress took too many pills with too much booze and
started choking in her sleep. The only thing that saved her was our actress
fell asleep on the couch. She told the nanny everything was fine and that
she had a cold. The actor ex is never around and has no idea how bad it has
got and how the actress could make a really bad decision while she has their
kids. The actor is into his own thing and has not cared in a long time about
anything except himself. Jennie Garth/Peter Facinelli
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30 **#5**
This A+ list all movie actress was pulled off her bloodied foreign born C+
list actor boyfriend after she had punched him and scratched his face because
she found out he had been cheating. Crazy part? They are still going out.
He will still cheat though.
Halle
Berry/Olivier Martinez (then they got married and have a kid together and
are headed to divorce)
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30 **#6**
"The first time we met was at a table reading. He had what seemed like a
staff of 100. I came alone. I had never seen anything like it before. I feel
like if someone could have put his water bottle to his lips they would have
done it for him. He did have this incredible energy and it attracted me to
him, but it turned out to be the worst few months of my life. As soon as
I said hello to this (A+ list all move actor) he was all over me. Not in
a physical touching and groping kind of way which was something that happened
to me a lot (A list all move actress; foreign born) but he was in my space.
It was like he had smothered me and the entire time we were together I felt
smothered. He introduced himself to me properly and was full of ideas about
the movie. Immediately he started asking questions about our characters then
would switch to asking questions about my family. It was a never ending barrage
of questions. I felt like he was constantly probing. I noticed that he could
make anyone feel like they had all his attention. I have seen it in politicians
before. I once had a politician who without me even realizing it caressing
my breasts because he had engrossed me so much with his charm. No, it was
not Bill Clinton, it was a foreign leader who had a thing for women. This
actor told me we would be going to lunch together to talk about the movie
and he had done a lot of research on the movie. I had barely even thought
about it. It was a table read and he had several notebooks filled with his
ideas about how to shoot things and script changes he wanted and the lunch
turned into dinner. I really expected that when he dropped me off at my hotel
that he would invite himself up or kiss me, but he just flashed his smile
and said he would be in touch. He sent flowers the next day. Dozens and dozens.
This was something that happened every single day we were together. No matter
where I was, he would track me down and dozens of flowers would arrive. There
were no high dollar gifts or anything, just lots and lots of flowers. The
whole time we were together he kissed me several times but it was like we
were in a movie and he was playing a part. There was never any sex and he
never went beyond kissing me. It was so sterile. I love passion and he obviously
had passion for things, but I never felt he had a passion for me as a person
or us as a couple. It was a passion he brought to work and his other activities
and with the director and writers, but with me, it was forced. I felt like
anything that was personal with him was forced. He could talk to directors
and writers about work and he would ask them personal questions but there
was no intimacy about those questions. It is tough to describe. When I look
back at it now, the time passed so quickly and when it ended I realized how
awful it all was. It was so wonderful that first day apart and not get flowers
or be forced to submit to a barrage of questions about everything. I sat
there and looked out my window all day and drank coffee. I drank wine. He
frowned on both of those and I ate chocolate cake. I remember that specifically,
he hated cake. It was like he hated anything that was fun. He would participate
in a fun activity and look like he was having fun, but it was just a look,
an act. It was awful and I would hate living my life like that."
Actor: Tom Cruise (produced "Ask the Dust")
Actress: Salma Hayek
166.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/30 **#1**
Although you see her with their kids constantly, you dont see him with
the kids more than once a month
and he rarely looks happy about it.
Lately though, hes everywhere with them, and each moment has been captured
on film. Why the sudden change? Its all because of his famous ex. Given
that he and his ex havent worked together in years, and given that
hes married, you would think that hed be smart enough to keep
stop talking about the ex. Nope. Hes been flapping his gums lately
about how hes been keeping in touch with her, and that has really ticked
off his wife! So, even though he has a project to promote, he is now spending
much of his time doing penance in the form of family outings: to the park,
to the store, to the restaurant, to kiddy-friendly activities. Plus a romantic
vacation with his wife. For each of these outings, the paparazzi are notified
in advance, and each outing is captured on film with him posing as the dutiful
father and husband. Well, except for the fact that he still looks absolutely
miserable. Wed be willing to bet that, as a result of all this fun
and togetherness, instances of him talking about his ex will be dramatically
decreased in the future.
Husband: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
Husbands Ex: Jennifer Lopez
167.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/30 **#2**
People frequently send us pics of celebrities in compromising positions.
Then we have to determine whether it is the celebrity in question, whether
the photos are real, or altered in some way, or completely fake, when and
where the pics were taken, and what our exposure would be if we talked about
them. Well, we have some interesting photos right now that appear to be real,
that are of two celebrities
and that are definitely pornographic in
nature. We wont show them (even with faces blacked out) because
the celebrities may have been underage at the time the photos were taken
but we will talk about them. The first photo is of a well-known female
celebrity. She has been married more than once. You may have seen her naked
before, so she should not be surprised if people see this photo. In the pic
she is topless, wearing crotchless panties, and she is posing provocatively
for the photographer with her legs wide open. The second photo is of someone
who is connected to the first female celebrity. You have not seen her naked
before. In the photo, she is nude and she is getting freaky with an unidentified
man. Given that she is a mom, we know she would be both surprised and very
unhappy if this photo was published.
First Celeb: Kim Kardashian (has been married to Damon Thomas and Chris
Humphries)
Second Celeb: Kourtney Kardashian
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/31 **#1**
Parents are starting to question why this foreign born B+ list mostly movie
actor spends so much time with their kids. At first they thought it was nice.
Now they are wondering if something sinister is going on.
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/31 **#2**
This B-/C+ always television actress and newly single has been begging producers
to let her be the next Bachelorette. She thinks it will revitalize her career
and really wants the attention too. The producers like the celebrity factor
of it but think she is too old. That is the same thing that was told to her
when she wanted to have her own dating show. She is only Hollywood old.
Jennie
Garth
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/31 **#3**
This A list television actress on a hit network show has her under 10 daughter
on a diet. Well, actually more of a specific amount of calories she is allowed
to ingest each day. The daughter is already skinny and does not have an ounce
of fat on her. At school, the daughter is teased because she always eats
a salad with no dressing. She told her friends that she eats like that because
her mom said that boys don't like girls who are fat. Cheryl Hines
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/31 **#4**
What former A list tweener and now a C list actress wannabe has no problems
with her sister sleeping with her boyfriend. She thinks her boyfriend is
a great guy and would prefer that to her sister finding some "loser."
Vanessa
Hudgens
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/31 **#5**
This A++ list all movie actress talks about all the things that are important
to her and her life personally and professionally and makes it seem she is
really far left in politics. Turns out it is all talk. Her biggest disagreements
with her actor husband are about politics and he has let it be known to his
friends that he and his wife are on opposite sides of the spectrum no matter
what she might say publicly. Our actress has already voted and she did not
vote for Obama. She has voted Republican forever.
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/31 **#6**
This actor is A+ list. Probably shouldn't be because he is not that great
of an actor, but he is. 99% of the time he is movies. Not above a cameo if
his butt is kissed sufficiently, but generally all movies. Only gets along
with people who work for him. No one ever wants to work with him again unless
they have to. He likes to think of himself as one of the guys, but it is
more about people doing what he tells them to do and then sometimes they
get to stand next to him. Not too close though. Our actor is the star and
you would do best to remember it. Is he the biggest jackhole in Hollywood?
He is right up there at the top of the list. He likes to think he is in the
mob or some kind of gangster. As long as the gangster lives and interacts
with the most lily white people on the face of the earth. He loves to pretend
he is a family man but with the exception of being married and having kids,
there is no other family in him. He treats every movie he is in like his
own private casting couch. He makes it clear who he has his eyes set on during
filming and no one is allowed to touch any of those women until after he
has had sex with them or they have turned him down enough that he decides
they must be a lesbian. He thinks every woman who ever says no to him is
either a lesbian and he calls them some very choice words too. His wife has
to do what he says or face his wrath. Even though they have a staff, he expects
her to cook him dinner and have it ready for him when he gets home. Sometimes
he gets home at 6pm and sometimes 2am but dinner better be ready and she
better be serving it to him. She learned that the hard way when he dragged
her out of bed not long after they were married by her hair and dragged her
right down the stairs like that and made her cook for him in the middle of
the night while she was naked and in front of his friends. Yeah, quite the
family man.
174.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/31 **#1**
These two media bigwigs were among the founders of a very popular online
website. They were total opposites one very politically liberal and
one very politically conservative, one older and one younger. However, both
loved the spotlight and were frequently featured on newsy talk shows (she
still is). Very few people know that during the start-up phase of
their joint venture she very aggressively hit on him. He rejected
her advances, citing the fact that he was M&M (married and monogamous).
She: Arianna Huffington
He: Andrew Breitbart
"Huffington Post"
175.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/31 **#2**
This nationally-known politician is all business when he is in front of the
cameras, but behind the scenes, indulges in a little fantasy. He privately
enjoys his "Tootsie" moments, where he dresses as a woman. His favorite part
of his wardrobe are his high-heeled shoes. He even had his wife send an email
to Jimmy Choo to ask when they were going to start offering larger sizes.
Jimmy Choo only goes up to womens size 12
and he wears size 13.
176.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/31 **#3**
This fit actors ego is growing even bigger and faster than his career.
He recently grew tired of waiting for a table at a popular LA restaurant,
and pulled out the old "Dont you know who I am?" line to try to get
faster service. The hostess responded, "Yes, I do. And I actually paid to
see [name of his last movie]. So that means you have to wait."
Kellan Lutz "The Immortals"; Channing Tatum "Magic Mike"; Chris Evans
"The Avengers"
177.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/31 **#4**
These two actors had a dating arrangement. Even though they didnt like
each other very much, they played nice and stuck it out for several months.
Its over now, but she got a nice payday just for being seen on the
arm of a cute up-and-comer (and for occasionally spending the night in his
guest room). She got a higher profile and a nice new role. He got an attractive
beard. Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana (Nina Simone
biography)
178.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/31 **#5**
He is her fiancé in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid
a very handsome salary to keep her within his sights at all time so that
there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, drugs, unseemly friends). He takes
his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much
time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind
her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement,
but for now, its necessary.
Jason
Trawick/Britney Spears
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