NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 10/01 **#1**
This A list female singer was running late for a flight and was told that she would probably miss it and have to take a later flight. The singer stated that the airline better hold the plane for her and that they better also make sure she did not have to wait for security or any of her staff either. If they could not do that for her, then what was the point of being famous. She made her flight while others did not because our singer was put in front of the regular people in the lines. Rihanna
LAWYER 10/01 **#2**
This former Bachelorette star was in talks to be in Peepshow. The talks only lasted for a minute though because the reality show contestant didn't understand why she would have to strip down to almost nothing for a show called peepshow and wondered if they could have her wear more clothes while everyone else got naked. Also, she wanted ten times more per week than they were paying Holly Madison even though no one even knows who the Bachelorette star was. Emily Maynard
LAWYER 10/01 **#3**
What former Lost actress got hammered at a party recently and ended up having sex with a guy in front of everyone in a pool at the party. The Lost actress had met the guy about 45 minutes earlier. Emilie de Ravin
LAWYER 10/01 **#4**
This singer was almost A list at one point. When she was in a group she was A++ list with that group. Solo? Almost hit A list. Was thisclose. She has also been a sex symbol for lots of guys over the years. Over the past couple of months she has started coming out to many of her friends and family and the person she was most scared of not being supportive was actually really great and shows that person does have a kind spot after all. Kelly Rowland/Destiny's Child/Beyoncé
LAWYER 10/01 **#5**
This actress is the true definition of B list. Or she once was. She used to be everywhere. Look at a movie and she would be there with her quirky look and name and just adding glue to a movie. She has tried television in the past few years but has never really had her heart in it. She basically is living off the returns from a career which has never seen her bring home that one really huge paycheck. Always a critically acclaimed actress, she has never had that true popcorn movie role and at some point needs to work. Over the past few years she has been known for more things she has done outside the acting world. One thing she is desperate for again though is attention. She loves attention. She misses when people don't give her attention or notice when she walks into a room. By circumstances she has been forced to spend a great deal of time recently at home and not out. She loves going out and wants people to notice her. Not to clubs, but just shopping or taking walks. One of her favorite things to do when she goes out is to wear very few clothes. She will wear a shirt and shorts, but will make sure the shirt is loose fitting and leaves her very exposed. She likes to make an impression. She will drop f bombs in a children's store just to get attention. She will return her meal 5 or 6 times and get louder each time just to get attention. She has said that when she is on a movie set there is no greater feeling then to have people want to notice you and to fawn over you and to make sure you have everything you need. That while you are on the set you are the center of their world and that is what makes her happiest. Chloe Sevigny
GOSSIP 10/01 **#1**
A visitor to a film set brought their dog with them. One of the lead actors (who is very well-known) chatted briefly with the dog owner, whom he had previously met. The actor told the visitor that he actually owned a similar dog years ago, and that he really missed her. When the dog owner received a phone call requiring them to leave the set, our actor volunteered to watch the dog. The delighted dog owner accepted the offer and promised to return in about an hour. They were actually gone about twenty minutes. When they returned, they were told that the actor had gone to his trailer, and had taken the dog with him. The dog owner went to the trailer and, amused to hear the actor talking to the dog, opened the door without knocking. They found the actor naked and erect behind the dog. The actor quickly covered up, muttering some sort of excuse. The horrified dog owner grabbed the dog and left. The actor has since contacted the dog owner twice to offer compensation in exchange for their silence.
GOSSIP 10/01 **#2**
Although this famous actor is now over the age of 50, he is instantly recognizable as the star of at least one television series and many movies. At his prime, every woman wanted to date him and every man wanted to be him. He has a wonderful vacation home that is not located on either coast. When his wife is not with him, he likes to invite young men to party with him at this house. Boys only. Yes, he is gay (although he has always vehemently denied it). He is especially partial to young, burly bears. Yes, he likes them hairy. Bruce Willis; Don Johnson
STREET KING 10/01
When our blind item [subject] was an underage female lyricist, a slew of older male rappers passed her around and had their way with her. Dont believe me Ask Jay Z. Because this New Yorker was abused by numerous men both within the music business, and outside of it may have caused her the necessity of eventually undergoing anger management counseling. Thats something which her ex-boyfriend, known Brooklyn street pimp Roshawn Anthony, can confirm. Our mystery lady once made headlines after she took off from an upscale Big Apple shop, with $1000 worth of stolen merchandise. Today, shes in bad shape both physically and financially leading others within the entertainment industry to be worried she may soon pen a tell-all, detailing what she knows. Thats why insiders have revealed the music industry is working to keep our blind item [subject] appearing crazy. Know why? Because with a reputation of being insane following her, when she does blow the whistle she wont appear to be credible. Dont believe me Ask Nicki Minaj. Foxy Brown
LAWYER 10/02 **#1**
What starting NFL quarterback refuses to wear any pink for Breast Cancer Awareness month because, "he doesn't see the point." He said some other not too nice things too. Kind of jerkish behavior from someone not normally considered one.
LAWYER 10/02 **#2**
What celebrity couple were hoping their recent cameos on a popular network show would increase the price for baby photos of their new baby. No matter what they did, they could not get any offers above $20,000. Instead of taking that money and giving it to charity, they just posted photos of their baby for free. Nick and Vanessa Lachey
LAWYER 10/02 **#3**
What reality show couple has called it quits. They were hanging on to see if they could get another season of their show. Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett
LAWYER 10/02 **#4**
This A list model and D list actress at least in regards to ability has been dating this A list actor for quite some time. He had her convinced that all the rumors about him and his sexuality were untrue. At first when they started dating they would have passionate sex every night. She was used to three or four times a day or at least guys wanting it that often with her, but she still put it down to his age and his work schedule. Then, after a few months it reduced to a few times a week and then to about once a month and then, as she discovered it was just with the help of several Viagra pills. No man had ever needed Viagra with her before. When she confronted him about it he would say it was because he was tired or sore from working out or jet lagged. He would then take her shopping or on a trip and she would let it slide. When she started talking about marriage and kids though, this action star admitted that he prefers men over women. Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
These two very attractive actresses were both stars of multiple television series, although they have not starred on the same show. Both are intelligent and well-educated. Both have been nominated for multiple awards, although neither has won any big awards. What few people know is that the two actresses were in a very happy lesbian relationship with each other for several years. One of them was ready to come out of the closet, but her team talked her out of it at the last minute. They told her that it would hurt the ratings for the very successful show she was on at the time, and that it would also potentially hurt the career of her partner if they were publicly seen together. The two women have since broken up, but it certainly would have been quite a shock to the fans if they had come out as a couple at the time! BTW, one actress got married and had children. The other has remained single, but has "dated" several famous men, and is now linked to her costar.
Lauren Graham "dating" Peter Krause
Marcia Cross- marries with kids
1. WHO is the super-hip reality star flaunting a sizzling lesbian affair with her producer and gushing to cast mates that the romance is her ticket to a network sitcom? Melissa Gorga and producer Cat Rodriguez "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
2. HEs the son of Hollywood royalty and ambitiously wants to carry on his familys acting legacy after emerging from a myriad of legal woes. But theres one small stumbling block. Hes STILL addicted to heroin. Who is this shooting star? Cameron Douglas (Michael Douglas)
3. WHICH legendary songstress cant resist taking home plush robes, towels and comforters when she stays at five-star hotels, where staffers have covered for her for years? The sticky-fingered, aging Grammy winner has even swiped Bibles! Aretha Franklin; Patti LaBelle
4. CAN you name the Emmy-winning funnygal whos telling her series
producers to count her OUT for next season because she can no longer endure
the constant sniping and back-stabbing of her petty, green-eyed-monster
Funnygal: Melissa McCarthy
Show: "Mike and Molly"
Costar: Billy Gardell
5. THIS former teen poster boy, who starred in a smash-hit 90s TV drama, is now awash in a sea of booze and drugs as he tries to cope with his fading looks and stalled career. Do you remember Mr. Washed Up? Jeremy Jackson "Baywatch"
LAWYER 10/03 **#1**
This actress was B list as long as her hit network television show was running. Unfortunately for her, it has now ended. Prior to that show she was a B- or C+ more known for her looks and one or two very famous roles. Usually television. 99% of the time television. She is aging, but still very good looking in that botoxed plastic surgery way. She also has a new catch. A CEO of a Fortune 50 company. He is married. He says his marriage is over and our actress believes him. She is doing everything possible to get him to leave his wife. She is also scared that if he does decide to leave his wife he will find someone 20 years younger than our actress. She is basically making a fool of herself, but the CEO loves it. He has an actress chasing him. Teri Hatcher
LAWYER 10/03 **#2**
This teenage reality star has to be chaperoned when she sees her celebrity boyfriend because the last few times they have been alone together they have made it very clear they have a sexual relationship and her mom is freaked out about her getting pregnant. Way more concerned about image and brand than her daughter. She should be concerned about the photos and chats she has with her boyfriend while he is on the road. When he is not sleeping with other fans. Kylie Jenner and Cody Simpson
LAWYER 10/03 **#3**
This B list actress from a very hit cable show says everything is fine in her not very long marriage. Then, why is everything being packed up from her home while she is on a press tour? He can't handle her fame. He is insecure and jealous and has found someone else. Our actress just closes her eyes and wants it to go away and for everything to be perfect.
LAWYER 10/03 **#4**
What happens when you are an actress who goes from coming to Hollywood one week and then within two months gets a fairly big role on a new hit television show? You have your brand new agents and manager and everyone else in your life scouring the internet to try and erase all the information about your past life. Although you have a stage name, it is not that hard to find out your real name, but this actress who has got the biggest break imaginable in the shortest time imaginable has a past record that will make her very divisive very quickly. The fact she is vegan everyone is ok with. It is more of the things she said on the internet about her politics and the fact she is a lesbian who had a girlfriend until she moved to Hollywood. A long term girlfriend that she didn't tell anyone about including her agent or managers or the producers of the show. They are casting her as this sex symbol and have no issues with her being a lesbian, they just want to control how it is released and an interview with the spurned ex-girlfriend of several years on the front page of a tabloid is not what they envisioned and did not discover until after everything had all been signed. Changed her Twitter summary, but having trouble getting rid of the Google summary leading to it. The more inflammatory political comments she has made on websites have been removed. For the entire time the show has been in production until its launch a few weeks ago, the scramble has been on. For someone who seems like a brick wall when it comes to her beliefs, the money in a primetime television show has apparently changed her mind or at least bent it to the point where she is offering to date guys and is willing to do more love scenes with guys. She is fully on board to the make me a star and forget who I am and who I was reality. Tracy Spiridakos "Revolution" (She auditioned for the role while attending her first pilot season in Los Angeles)
LAWYER 10/04 **#1**
What former B list actress who had designs on being A list and is now on the mess list says she was bullied in school. The truth is that when she was in school, it was her the other kids used to run from because she was the biggest bully around. Don't do drugs kids because it makes your mind see things that were never there. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 10/04 **#2**
These two actresses from a hit almost network show can't stand each other. Not from the first season and never probably will. The underdog in this is the actress who felt like she had to work for everything she got and hates that another actress gets attention simply because she has larger breasts and is willing to sleep with more people. The underdog says that the other actress has always been a pain but the past few months have been a nightmare of self back patting and look at me itis. So, it was with great pleasure the underdog told the other actress about how the underdog already has a new show for herself and some movies lined up. The other actress meanwhile has to check everything through the new person in her life and is not sure how much she is going to work. He would like her with him at all times and even tried to get her out of the contract on her show.
Actress: Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)
Underdog: Leighton Meester
LAWYER 10/04 **#3**
What actress who is finally starting to get movie roles again, really needs to remember to drink her coffee or something in the morning. When she doesn't she is out of control. The one time big thing in Hollywood who had one of the biggest fastest drop offs ever after an embarrassing incident is now trying to get back up to B lost although she still does have A list name recognition. On set this week she has been yelling at people non-stop. Oh, and throwing enough things to earn a Naomi Campbell trophy. Drink handed to her and it was wrong? Threw it on the ground. Makeup not right? Threw lipstick at makeup artist. People talking and smiling. "Why don't you shut the fuck up. People are trying to concentrate here." Winona Ryder
LAWYER 10/04 **#4**
Our actress has a drinking problem. A big drinking problem. This is not someone who has a few problems now and then. This is an actress who is in serious need of help and has reached that point in her drinking where if you wanted to compare her to Nicolas Cage's character in leaving Las Vegas you would not be that far off the mark. Our B list actress who probably should have been Oscar nominated not that long ago and was pretty much an A list actress not even five years ago now has a drinking problem so bad that she can't sleep for longer than two or three hours each night before her body craves booze. Yes, she has been to rehab, and for awhile she did get better. It was the medicine they gave her which made her body hate alcohol. Well, she got over that. She now drinks almost consistently throughout every waking hour. Her last big role was a great role in an indie film and she nailed it but she was only able to keep it together during that movie because she had someone watching her constantly and only allowed her enough booze to not get sick. On her own she can't do it. Her boyfriend drinks too, so he is no help. He thinks it is cool that she wants to drink all day and night and he loves that she can get crazy if she drinks too much. It really is affecting her work and her ability to get work. At one recent photoshoot it took eight hours instead of two because her body would not stop twitching. She gets the shakes at least two or three times a day. She used to get them once a week. She needs help, but is scared of what her life will be without booze. Kirstin Dunst; Marisa Tomei
YORK POST/PAGE SIX 10/04
1. Which top athletes current girlfriend threatened to sue him alleging he gave her genital herpes? Derek Jeter/Ralph Lauren model Hannah Davis
2. Which actress is being buzzed about for her recreational drug use and for sleeping with production assistants on set?
3. What female foreign correspondent for a major news organization has asked for a transfer to the US to be closer to her secret girlfriend? Theyve kept their relationship from the public, but its looking serious since the newswoman is packing up her things to move to the East Coast. Stephanie Gosk and Jenna Wolfe
LAWYER 10/05 **#1**
C list celebrity with A list name recognition. "Mom said she would never let me in the house again if I dated another black guy. I told her he wasn't really black. He didn't act black. She said it didn't matter." Bristol Palin after she dated Kyle Massey
LAWYER 10/05 **#2**
It has finally happened. What I predicted might happen someday looks like it might happen. This former reality star is pregnant and in discussions with a company to name her baby after a product in the company. The baby then would be the face of the company for a certain amount of time, and then the mother for a period beyond that. Holly Madison
LAWYER 10/05 **#3**
What new celebrity mother was spotted holding her baby while doing a line of coke. Oh, and she says she breastfeeds. I don't believe that part though. I think she did once to say it without it being a lie. Peaches Geldof
LAWYER 10/05 **#4**
Full disclosure on this one. This former almost A list movie and television actress who is now a B who generally makes really bad movies that are almost unwatchable is a friend of sorts so this might be slightly biased in her direction. And when I say friend, I mean someone who I have got drunk with so once you get drunk with me you are a friend for life. Needless to say I have lots of friends. She can hold her liquor too. She is still tiny, but wow can she drink. She does not always look tiny in photos. She can look kind of average or even curvy, but she is still small. Used to be a chain smoker too. One night when we got drunk it had to be outside because she kept getting up every two minutes to smoke anyway so might as well just go outside. She was a big enough star at the time that the establishment set up a table and five chairs outside and made it part of the restaurant so everyone could drink out there. Anyway, I digress. She is married now. Kids, the whole nine yards. To put things bluntly, he cheats. A lot. Almost everyday. Different people all the time. He is probably a B list celebrity himself, but no one knows who he is. They know his name but not usually his face. His fans know him though and throw themselves at him on a regular basis. His wife knows they do it, but she is committed to being a wife and figures he is getting it out of his system. She thinks marriage is forever despite what the husband does. This does not mean she has sex with her husband, because she doesn't. She is scared of what she might catch. She does not even sleep in the same room with him. But no divorce. Not going to happen. He could leave her, but she is not going to make the first move. Unless he gets caught. He has got caught twice. Both times he was snapped while doing what he does and was busted. The people with the celebrity managed to get the photos both times. Now he does his cheating away from any possible cameras. Our actress ignores her husband and says he is good inside and that he will change, but all he does is make our actress look stupid and foolish. Everyone knows he is cheating and everyone wishes the actress would just wise up and leave him. Amanda Peet/David Benioff; Isla Fisher/Sacha Baron Cohen
Are these Superstar siblngs adjusting to their dad's new life? A much younger woman is in the picture now. Will this spell more drama? Venus and Serena Williams
LAWYER 10/06 **#1**
What happens when the C list actress when it comes to quality, but A+ list when it comes to name recognition tries to talk acting with two A+ listers who are two incredibly talented actresses. They smile pleasantly and then talk about her behind her back and laugh and laugh. "The only reason she is even here is because of her boyfriend who they hoped would come (A list celebrity/B list actor) and because so many others said they would be in Paris."
Jessica Biel (Justin Timberlake)
Halle Berry/Jennifer Garner
This model is recently married. In the modeling world, I would say she is a B. People just know her because of her funny name, it is not like she stands out. Anyway, she is so over being married. Can't stand it. She told a friend the other day that she feels suffocated being married to her B list actor husband and that he won't even let her go to the bathroom alone because he can't bear to be without her. She keeps hoping he will loosen up the reins, but it is driving her insane. She wakes up to find him looking at her while she is sleeping. He plans their entire days every day so they can spend even more time together. She has snapped at him a couple of times but he looks so wounded when she does that she backs down. She says she is starting to lose her hair and get an ulcer and would love to stand outside and scream but he would be holding her even then. Agyness Deyn and Giovanni Ribisi
LAWYER 10/06 **#3**
What former B+ list celebrity and now a fading C with big hair issues had his son go up to women and hit on them for the fading C lister. If they were interested in the C lister, the son would get their name and number. The pickings were slim, but the C lister says his wife won't sleep with him and is thinking of leaving him. Shocker. But, if he were to pick up women on his own it would look bad. Plus, he is old and creepy. That last part is mine, not his. But he is old and creepy. Hulk Hogan
LAWYER 10/07 **#1**
This Twilight actress is a B- lister and was at an event this week and was asked about Kristen Stewart. The actress, who has a had some success outside the Twilight franchise said, "She is just an oddity. Not a good actress and when this last film has been released this fall and all the hype and the press is over, I expect her career to be over too. She will be a whatever happened to. She manipulates to get what she wants and had the producers bending over because they couldn't replace her. No one actually likes her. They put up with her. They endure her. That endurance is gone and she won't be getting a Christmas card from anyone." Maggie Grace
LAWYER 10/07 **#2**
This B-list mostly TV actress is one step away from leaving her controversial sect because she's got a TV sitcom gig that will earn her lots of cash. She accepted this job because she dried up her bank account donating money to the sect. Her current TV gig on a reality show isn't enough, and she accepted the gig on a rival TV network after a pilot for the network that broadcasts the reality show fizzled out. To further complicate matters, she has cut off ties with her longtime best friend, a C-list actress married to an A-list actor whom the TV actress has allegedly been involved with romantically, because she's been calling her house too many times to complain about her husband's extra-marital affairs.
B-list actress: Kirstie Alley
Controversial sect: Scientology
TV sitcom gig: "Big Baby"
Current tv gig: "Dancing with the Stars"
C-list actress: Kelly Preston
A-list actor: John Travolta
LAWYER 10/07 **#3**
This B list actress who has not been on anything since her television show ended and does not have many offers which just shows you that you can be on a hit show for a long time and not be a very good actress. Anyway, she is loving the attention she is getting about her new boyfriend and is even loving more the fact that everyone thinks she is pregnant. She does have her new boyfriend freaked out because she says that she wants him to not answer questions about it and leave everything to her. Eva Longoria & Mark Sanchez
LAWYER 10/08 **#1**
This C+ list movie actress and I am being very generous there. In fact, tomorrow I might call her a D list actress. You would probably call her B list. She does have A list name recognition. Always movies now. She was throwing caution to the wind when she stepped out with her real-life girlfriend while she is out of the country. She has got the tabloids so wrapped around her finger. This is the true love of her life and not that other guy. Jessica Biel
LAWYER 10/08 **#2**
What celebrity on Dancing With The Stars is the subject of a $10,000 bet between three of the contestants/pros. First one to sleep with a celebrity on the show wins the pot. Photo must be provided of her at least topless to prove it. One of the bettors already has a topless photo of the celebrity, just not after sex. Bristol Palin (Apparently someone took it of her while she was changing, but I have never seen it. I wonder if it will ever see the light of day and if anyone has seen it.)
LAWYER 10/08 **#3*
This tweener is an A-lister in her world although if you don't have kids you might not know the name. Barely legal now, but the star of one of the most watched, if not the most watched tweener shows ever was showing photos the other day at an event. Apparently she has no problems showing photos of her and her 40 something boyfriend naked. "We just got finished here. We had to hurry because his daughter was coming over." When she was asked how long the two had been going out she said, "He always tells me to say a year, but who cares if we had sex on my 17th birthday." Well his wife at the time would have cared. The police. You know, people. Jennette McCurdy
LAWYER 10/08 **#4
If you think Paris Hilton and her hatred of all things black is bad. There is a female celebrity out there who is way worse. So, bad that she does everything she can to avoid even touching a black person. Instilled into her by her parents, this former A list tweener has said things that would make her a poster child for the KKK.
LAWYER 10/08 **#5**
This celebrity is A list in his field. He has had lots of romances, with lots of different women. Or he says he has at least. The only really documented celebrity relationship he has had was with this other A lister from a different field. They were not together long. Wham bam kind of thing. He told her he wanted to wait until they were in a committed relationship before they did anything. So, they got into a committed relationship and he still couldn't do anything. Nothing. Nada. No amount of Viagra was ever going to raise his flag. When she decided to talk to him about it, our celebrity insisted he had no issues and that he was tired. Every night. Every day. Oh, he was also sick. When she kept asking, he would get more angry. Super violent. Spit flying out of his mouth angry. Turns out he really likes men but can't ever take the chance of ever being caught with one because it would ruin his career. End it. No more love and admiration. He actually hates when female fans touch him. Reminds him of his failures. One outburst where he swung at the A lister was enough for her to walk out the door. With a broken arm which she had to keep outside a cast because she had press to do. At night she would come home and put it in a sling and cry. Took an extra month to heal because of what she had to do to keep up appearances. Kenny Chesney/Renee Zellweger
Famous family. Two daughters the Noisy One and the Quiet One. The Noisy One is well-known for headline activities but the Quiet One was really the bigger brat when they were growing up. During the Quiet Ones teens, Mamawho is no shrinking violet herselfhad to stop some rather jealous behavior aimed at other girls. The Noisy One turned out to be far more co-operative with their parents, but the two sisters were never quite as devoted as they claimed.
Noisy One: Kelly Osborne
Quiet One: Aimee Osborne
Mama: Sharon Osborne
OF A HOLLYWOOD STREET KING 10/08
Todays blind item is said to be one of the best rappers/producers in hip hop history. Dont believe me Ask Michael Rapaport. He was crowned with his stage name by Afrika Baby Bam, who like our blind item [subject] is a suspected gay rapper. As a fighter He once knocked out a member of his rap group. Know why? Because his rap buddy, Phife Dawg, called him gay. Our mystery man also once broke a mans jaw for disrespecting his BFF, Leonardo DiCaprio. As a lover hes been connected to known Hollywood beards, Janet Jackson and Nicole Kidman. During the 90's, our blind item [subject] changed his name to Kamaal Ibm John Fareed. This before critics questioned our blind items Muslim motive, with his mentioning about dreaming about Busta Rhymes on one of his tracks. Gay rumors surrounding our blind item started to spread, leading he and his group to do damage control by dissing gays on wax. It was a song which Jive Records decided not to release, but the lyrics laid live. Here is a portion of lyrics from that track: "There was Adam and Eve but someone make it look like it was Adam and Steve." Now, hes signed to Kanye West. Together, these two rappers will tell you to expect a "Cruel Winter". Q-tip
LAWYER 10/09 **#1**
This B-/C+ list actress might be on a hit for an almost network, but she really is pushing the limits of crazy. She was in a relationship with a co-star which was going well, and then for the past month has been out of control. She has been in this space before for her rules and such, but for the past month she has been yelling and screaming at him for no reason. The same goes for the rest of the cast. If someone looks at her, our actress goes ballistic on them. She throws things and screams constantly. Walks off the set. Out of control. Everyone assumed it was because of something going on in her life, but the whispers are that she has decided to stop taking her meds and no one can convince her to start again. Kelly Rutherford (Matthew Settle) "Gossip Girl"
LAWYER 10/09 **#2**
It is finally happening. This B list actress who is known for basically one role flew out for meetings with attorneys and the father of her child. Apparently the father has not been paying what he promised because his significant other still doesn't know that he is a dad. The actress says it is put up or shut up time and will tell the world everything unless he follows through with his agreement. January Jones
LAWYER 10/09 **#3**
National talk show host: We should go get some dinner after this is over
B list actress w/child known for her high profile boyfriends, her looks, her views and getting naked: Aren't you in a relationship?
National talk show host: Yeah, but she knows I need my space and that I need time to see other people. It just gets old at home with the kid and everything. Besides, I heard that you were fun and this could be just a hookup. I'm not looking to get married or anything. Just you and me and some dinner and then we can find a hot tub and get naked.
Our talks show host then interrupts this monologue to take a call from his significant other and tells her he loves her and then continues with the actress who can't shut her mouth at all. Then they go on the air and he pretends nothing happened. Mario Lopez/Jenny McCarthy
LAWYER 10/09 **#4**
This C list actress who can barely act, but keeps getting jobs because of her A list name recognition and boyfriend has been in this spot several times recently and has been causing drama as recently as this week which is only two days old. Our actress wanted to look cool and smart so decided a museum would be the best course of action. The problem is that no one might recognize her if she went and her campaign to show people how smart she is would backfire and she would be stuck in a museum she had no desire to see. What to do? Hire some bodyguards and a photographer. Voila. Instant notice and then because the crowds were just too much, she can leave the museum she didn't want to go to in the first place after a short amount of time. Mission accomplished. Jessica Biel/Orsay Museum
LAWYER 10/09 **#5**
Ever wanted to marry or date an A+ list movie actor? This actress did. She dated him for quite some time. Granted, our actress is just about A list in her own right, and she is a little strange in her own right, but talking about dating this actor and you get the feeling that she has never experienced anything like it before and that she is in no rush to go back to that place. She says that when she met the actor he was in character. A lot. So, when he was a little quirky when they first started dating, she thought it was some kind of method acting. Kind of. It turns out the actor dates every woman he is with differently. Our actress spoke to a couple of other people who dated him and they all give totally different accounts of who he was with them because he changes for each person. With our actress he was totally over the top everyday. Manic. Would be going full blast at 5am and not stop until he passed out from exhaustion around 10pm. The same all day everyday. She was tired just watching, but he made her participate in everything. There was no sitting around and part of the marathon days was to have sex at least three or four times a day. When she talked to another actress though, she said that when they dated, he would sit in a room and just read or stare at the television and that in the six months they dated, they had sex once or twice. One other actress says that when she dated the actor he was always cleaning himself. He would shower several times a day and had people come over everyday to give him manicures and that he would keep himself busy all day, but that it generally was about exercising and keeping clean and would only eat certain foods at certain times and that everything was regimented. They never got around to talking about sex. It is like the actor takes the role with the person he thinks he is supposed to have or his most recent film character. They all said he is strange and that no one ever goes back for another chance with him. Jim Carrey
LAWYER 10/10 **#1**
I guess she is a celebrity now. Not sure what her title would be. Anyway, she definitely has A list name recognition. Actually she has A+ name recognition. Anyway, she has lost weight recently and says it is because of diet and exercise. Could be true, but the little pick me up powder she was wiping from her nose the other night is probably helping too and that famed LA weight loss drug Adderall. Sarah or Bristol Palin
LAWYER 10/10 **#2**
This foreign born B list actor on a huge cable hit show seems like he has the perfect marriage. He says and does all the right things and has a squeaky clean image. He and his C list co-star though have been taking their television romance to a whole new level. She doesn't care that she is married. She thinks it is a great way to release tension and makes their performance seem real. Damian Lewis/Morena Baccarin "Homeland"
LAWYER 10/10 **#3**
All kids are ashamed of their parents at some point. Most of the time there really is not a reason to be, but then again, most of you are not the offspring of this C+ list actress with A- list name recognition from a very hit network television show that has said its final goodbye after a very long run. Our actress typically awakens around noon. She used to attempt to wake up and see her offspring off to school, but gave that up when she no longer had to go to work. Now, she tries to get up before noon after hitting the sack around 10pm. That is a long sleep, but then again you were not drinking for 10 hours straight. Yep. Right when she wakes up she gets a little pick me up going and lights up a cigarette. I love how she is so anti-smoking when she chain smokes in her house. By the time her offspring come home from school, our actress has a good buzz on. If her daughter has brought home friends, sometimes our actress will bother to change out of her robe and into clothes. Otherwise, it is a full on body display for all the children that come over. Not that the boys are complaining. How many times has our actress fallen over a piece of living room furniture and ended up practically naked on the floor and yelling at some maid she fired a few weeks earlier about moving stuff. Our actress has lots of injuries attributable to her drinking. She lost a tooth about a month ago. Cost her a paycheck on a commercial too. Couldn't do it. Was at the dentist. Our actress yells a lot. Randomly. To no one in particular. Her off spring hate bringing over friends, but what is worse is when there is a birthday party at a friend's house. The parents are so excited to be meeting a huge television star and end up getting a stumbling drunken mess who has been known to eat with her hands an uncut birthday cake. She has also been known for forgetting a present and writing a $1000 check to the birthday boy or girl. Not in a card mind you, but pulls out the checkbook right there and makes a big show of it. Says it all out loud. Teri Hatcher
1. THIS daughter of a superstar is considering taking it all off for a raunchy magazine. The barely legal wannabe actress has been posing in the buff for her boyfriend, but pals say she should be more concerned about him leaking the "audition photos" on the Internet! Bobbi Kristina Brown (Whitney Houston); Francesca Eastwood (Clint Eastwood)
2. THIS R&B diva is usually in control, but the 40-something star is going through some heavy emotional turmoil. Shes just learned a weight-loss company is about to drop her as a spokesperson and her family has all but turned their backs on her. Janet Jackson
3. WHICH young actress with movie star parents now divorced invited her troubled mom to see a rough cut of her latest film only to be let down when mama didnt show? The 20-something starlet called her dad to complain, but he just said: "What did you expect?" Rumer Willis (Demi Moore/Bruce Willis)
4. WHICH three-time Emmy winner brags about regifting the free swag she gets during awards season? The millionaire funnygal who was overheard saying she barely has to Christmas shop picked up extra freebies with pricey eye creams to gift to her equally rich girlfriends! Julia Louis-Dreyfus
5. WHICH troubled pop star flew to Las Vegas on the pretense of business,
but really hit Sin City with the hopes of reuniting with her first true love?
The only hitch is that the famous exes are both engaged to other
Pop Star: Britney Spears
Her Ex: Justin Timberlake
LAWYER 10/11 **#1**
What male singer from a reality show who can't quite get out of the closet because he thinks it might affect his non-existent career or popularity which has never come close to matching the expectations that were thrust upon him at one time had a nasty fight with his former lover who is openly gay and also a singer. The former lover was tired of being a down low hookup and is frustrated because our singer calls all the time and complains about how he is not happy in his life but refuses to do anything about it. The former lover hung up on the singer and told him to call when he was ready to be honest with himself and others. Adam Lambert, open singer and Kris Allen former lover
LAWYER 10/11 **#2**
Unfortunately this actor is A list. Mix of television and movies, although has had much bigger success with television. He hates his B list actress ex. A lot. Even though he is the one who cheated all the time, he feels like he is the victim because she is holding out for more money and because he feels like the public is on her side. Over the weekend, our actor had sex with his current girlfriend and called his ex during it. His current girlfriend is totally on board with it after getting her phone filled with angry texts from the ex-wife. Ashton Kutcher/Demi MooreMila Kunis
LAWYER 10/11 **#3**
This C list actor from a very very hit network show went on a trip with several of his guy friends a few weeks ago. The fact that he's a not-so-closeted gay (and his pals are too) apparently flew under the radar of the hypocritical openly gay producer of his show, who likes to keep his male stars closeted and is not happy that photos of the trip are circulating. Matthew Morrison "Glee"
LAWYER 10/11 **#4**
This actress continues to get more strange everyday. She used to be on the cusp of A list then started going all Sean Young on the world. She is still a B lister, but barely. She never works anymore. It all started with one celebrity boyfriend who would make her try a variety of drugs and then confess her sins. Yes, well he also calls himself God. Anyway, she says that when in one of the drug hazes, she saw back in time and saw herself being molested repeatedly by strangers while her parents looked on. Since that time, and the collapse of her hit show, she has gone from relationship to relationship without any permanency. She doesn't trust anyone and thinks everyone is always cheating on her. She finds guys to hook up with because she says she feels wanted and if she only sees them once or twice she doesn't have to worry about trust issues. One of her friends says our actress had 10 different guys over ten different nights who could not believe their luck in picking up and then having sex with her within a few hours. She never sees them again though. She only sees people more than once if she doesn't have sex with them. Amanda Bynes **NOTE** I have met her parents and they are extremely nice, and I have no doubts that nothing Amanda said about molesting happened, at least that her parents watched or would have condoned. It is just another, in a litany of crazy things Amanda has said while stoned.
Is this Actress using her voice to further her politics.....or her own career. Nobody was talking much about her until she pulled off a political surprise. Stacey Dash
LAWYER 10/12 **#1**
This C+ list television actor is dating this wannabe actress from A list celebrity offspring. Where do I begin? He tells his friends that he can barely stomach even kissing her but forces himself to do it and to sleep with her because he has never been more famous and credits that fame to his latest role. He keeps pressing to meet her parents. His ex-girlfriend is in on the whole thing and she still sneaks over once a week for some alone time. Rumer Willis and Jayson Blair
LAWYER 10/12 **#2**
This former A list tweener who now makes most of her money on a reality show, fell off the wagon in a big, blindingly passed out on the middle of her hotel room and late for work way. The producers of the show assigned her a "bodyguard." What he does is stand next to her every waking moment and sleeps in the room next to hers and in hotels, in the same room. Demi Lovato
LAWYER 10/12 **#3**
The longer this B list actor from a hit movie franchise is single, the more oily he gets. Long married, but now free, the actor was working this week and was introduced to a production assistant and our actor immediately had his hand on her butt. As in within five minutes. When she didn't say anything then he became more bold and 30 minutes later had her practically sitting on his lap and told everyone he needed a quick break. He went and had sex with the production assistant and then when they came back out he acted as if nothing had happened and ignored her the rest of the shoot. Never said another word to her. Peter Facinelli
LAWYER 10/12 **#4**
#1 - This A list female singer seems strait laced and quiet, but she is considered to be a freak in the sheets and has totally freaked out her new boyfriend. Taylor Swift
#2 - What fairly newly married A list television star with multiple kids and a crazy ex-wife is already cheating on his new wife. With an associate producer on his latest show. Oh, and the producer happens to be male. Kelsey Grammer#3 - What former B list movie actress who has had one fail after the other lately including a canceled television show still has almost A list name recognition. She spent an entire flight from NYC to LA headed to the bathroom every 15 minutes for 30 seconds a time. Probably explains how she is freakishly skinny. Kelsey Grammer
#3 - What former B list movie actress who has had one fail after the other lately including a canceled television show still has almost A list name recognition. She spent an entire flight from NYC to LA headed to the bathroom every 15 minutes for 30 seconds a time. Probably explains how she is freakishly skinny. Christina Ricci
#4 - This former A list tweener wants the world to think she is pregnant so she can be on the cover of a tabloid. It is her life's dream to be on the cover of a tabloid all to herself. She has not managed it so far except for one very painful incident she doesn't like to talk about. Mary Kate Olsen (Heath Ledger death)
#5 - What former B list television actress who now makes her living it appears from reality shows and get rich quick schemes got wasted out of her mind and led her boyfriend around by the balls and then tried to lead another man around by the balls. She then said this is just like when I hang out with ____________. Her A list actor bestie. Kirstie Alley/John Travolta
GOSSIP 10/12 **#1**
This singer pretends that she is genuine and unique and powerful, but her actions dont line up with her words. She says that her music is about finding yourself and expressing your independence and power but her songs are usually about clubbing and hooking up and men dominating women. She disses pop music and says that shes not a pop singer but recently announced at a concert that hers was a pop show. She admonishes her fans to stay away from drugs while continuing to do them herself. And while she claims that she writes her own music, an insider let us know that she actually doesnt but takes the credit anyway.
GOSSIP 10/12 **#2**
She is the daughter of a famous and talented actress. Although the daughter also trained to be an actress, she is under the illusion that she is scoring jobs on her own. No one on her new television show has the heart to tell her that both her looks and her talent are mediocre at best, and that the main reason she got cast is because of her mother. The daughter should brace herself now for the fact that her new show is going to be cancelled in its first season. Yes, its that bad. And she is that bad in it. You should change the channel on this one before it even starts.
Daughter: Mamie Gummer
Mother: Meryl Streep
TV Show: "Emily Owens, MD"
GOSSIP 10/12 **#3**
While relaxing in Florida a few weeks ago, this professional athlete spent the night at a club, drinking and openly flirting with members of the same sex! Given that he used to be married to a very pretty actress, we now wonder if it was a faux marriage and she was simply serving as his beard. Tony Parker (Eva Longoria)
GOSSIP 10/12 **#4**
They do want to have more kids. And she is not taking on a high-profile project. So, is she pregnant or isnt she pregnant? The answer is no. She didnt carry the first baby. So why in the world would she carry the next? Perhaps because the last pregnancy was a total PR mess? But if she cant/wont get pregnant on her own, they still have a couple of choices. They can either be more convincing the next time around (better SFX and more realistic acting) or just admit that they are using a surrogate. In either case, the next baby is planned for late 2013/early 2014. And since they have some embryos left over from the last time, it will definitely be their baby biologically! Oh, and the real reason she bailed out of that high-profile project? Because the director dissed her friend.
High-profile project: "A Star is Born"
The director: Clint Eastwood (speech at Republican convention)
Her friend: President Obama
LAWYER 10/13 **#1**
This former A list Disney tweener is in negotiations to star in a porn. She would be the first Disney star to do so. She says it is soft porn, and that it is just a movie with sex in it. Actually it is a sex movie with some lines in it. She was forced to resort to this because guys are not paying her as much as they used to. Her circle of buyers have all moved on to the next new thing. It was either this movie or starting to charge by the hour. She refuses to get a real job because with her drug habit she can't afford to.
LAWYER 10/13 **#2**
This washed up former almost A list all movie actress is now a C who is known way more for things she does outside of work. Apparently she has been telling people that she is pregnant. Yes, despite this fact she continues to drink and do as many pills as she can take at once. She says that she has been trying for three months with one of her benefactors because she thinks it is a great fall back. Child support and she won't have to hustle for the next 18 years. He doesn't know yet and she has always told him that she can't even get pregnant because of an STD she had when she was just 14. Tara Reid; Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 10/14 **#1**
What former child star who managed to get all the way up to a B- list on a very hit television show is being scammed by his new wife. He thinks he has hit the lottery with his new wife, but she convinced him to get married without a pre-nup by telling him she would leave him if he tried. Plus, she never split with her boyfriend of the past five years. Our actor thinks it is a gay hairdresser she goes to see twice a week and even asks for money for the appointments. Nope. Boyfriend. She does give her boyfriend the money though. His friends have warned him about the woman, but all he sees is a really young, very pretty woman who finds him attractive. Alfonso Ribeiro "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
LAWYER 10/14 **#2**
A++ list actress is married. Another A+ list actress has recently split from her long time boyfriend. The A+ list actress who recently split from her boyfriend has her eyes set on the husband of the A++ list actress. They have had several dinner meetings because she says she does not like meeting in his office. The A+ actress has some really big hate for the A++ actress and would love nothing more than to turn business into pleasure and mess up the marriage of the A++ list actress and wipe the smirk off her face. Apparently the smirk really bothers her. This all goes back to some boyfriend the A++ list actress supposedly stole.
A++ married actress:
A++ split from boyfriend:
Boyfriend married actress stole:
LAWYER 10/14 **#3**
This A list all movie actress recently split with her boyfriend because she just realized she was not as into S&M as she thought. Being tied up and dominated was fun for awhile, but just like most everything in her life, her attention span is fleeting. What she thought was going to be a lifetime has already turned into something else and someone else. She is back to wanting to be a singer again. Scarlett Johansson
STREET KING 10/14
I was a big time t.v. star with a big time ego in the 80's. I played a detective along side a wild and crazy white dude. It was the coolest show on television. Im a born again Christian and have a shitload of kids. What folks didnt know was that back in the day, the white co-star dude was a total freak and coke fiend. Not only that, he was constantly hitting on me. He was bi-sexual. He was smashing A-lists dudes, chicks, rock stars, groupies, you name it. I managed to dodge his advances, but a couple of times we did three-ways with a lil jumpoff and I had to watch my ass crack. He was smoking coke and doing lines and blowing cats right in front of me. Ive had some financial hardship since our show ended. He got another one, I got a psychic hotline and some dried up Dionne Warwick coochie. I won a major breach of contract lawsuit when I got fired for a broad with a fake accent who never showered. Thanks to Centric I can eat again.
Big time t.v. star: Philip Michael Thomas
White co-star: Don Johnston
TV show: "Miami Vice"
Psychic Network lawsuit
I have been holding back a story about a sexy older movie actor whos running out of money and has been offered a tv series several times but he thinks its beneath him. And theres one about a girl who got married but disinvited a friend, also former colleague, from her wedding because the friend hooked up with her ex. And one of my favourite stories is about how one of the most powerful, acclaimed actors in the business hates his younger counterpart, even though he chose him to be in his movie, because the younger one is way too arrogant and precious about his talent. Senior refers to him as "the kid who isnt American but somehow talks like DeNiro 1976 -- f-ck him". That cracks me up.
Sexy older movie actor: Sam Elliott; Richard Gere; Warren Beatty
Girl who got married:
Powerful Actor: Sean Penn
Younger Actor: Ryan Gosling
Movie: "Gangster Squad"
LAWYER 10/15 **#1**
What pint sized reality stars has called it quits with her baby daddy. Together only for filming now and their split to be filmed for television. He has been seen with someone else. She is trying to just stay in and not cause any drama until the shows air. Snooki
LAWYER 10/15 **#2**
For the first time ever, this A list all movies actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has felt open enough to be seen in public with one of his male lovers. Our actor has always gone from woman to woman and those relationships played out in public spaces and places, but this is the first time he has been spotted being affectionate in public with one of his male lovers. Jude Law
LAWYER 10/15 **#3**
This B list actress who is an Academy Award nominee/winner is regretting her rush marriage to a celebrity. He was basically a rebound from one bad relationship and this one is no better. She thought he loved her and only her and not half the people that he runs into on a nightly basis. He keeps saying he is busy working and then she sees photos of him out at parties with women and he says it is all just part of being him. Meanwhile, she is crushed and people are starting to wonder if she needs some professional help because she is so devastated.
B list actress: Carey Mulligan
Bad relationship: Shia LaBeouf
Rebound relationship: Marcus Mumford "Mumford & Sons" lead singer
LAWYER 10/15 **#4**
This B list actress who shuffles between television and movies has one hit for every five bombs generally but is still very well known and works constantly. In the past few years she has become very outspoken about lots of issues and has become so intense about it that her husband went and found someone else who was much less intense. Our actress likes to pretend that her husband is still at home and living with her and their kids and sets a place for him at the dinner table and just tells the kids he is late. They also somehow seem to miss him every morning when they wake up. He just left for work. Seems kind of creepy to me.
LAWYER 10/15 **#5**
For the first time ever, our A list all movie actor who is still A despite having no real success in the movies in the past decade. You just feel like he never deserves to be called less than A list and when he makes a movie it is still his name above the title. For the past several years he has gone from one girlfriend to the other. They always tell him they have no problems with his sexual fetishes and quirks. He is upfront about them before he ever has sex with a woman and they always say they are fully on board because they want some of that pile of money he has. A few years ago he thought he had a match and he kind of did, but she felt like she could not be exposed to that lifestyle with her having children and also having a public image that is fun and flirty and not orgies and threesomes. They had a very acrimonious split. Like that word? Went into a calendar store over the weekend and saw that on some word a day thing. Vowed to use it this week. Not sure when I will get to use the word abstain which is the other one I saw. Anyway, our actor found someone not too long ago who said she was fully committed to his sexual fetishes and was ok with the filming him while he danced for her and touched himself while listening to some music he recorded. She was ok with him watching a mix video of his past sexual conquests while they had sex, but suddenly she would not take his calls and said that she was just too creeped out and needed something normal. Enter the new woman. Someone who is open to anything our actor wants to do. In the past month he has thrown everything at her and she has begged for more. When he made her watch while he was with two other guys she told him how sexy it was. No matter what he thinks of, she is on board with and our actor is in love for the first time ever. He thought he was in love with a previous wife but he says that he could tell she was all about the money and not really into what he is into and that with his current girlfriend it is totally different. They are "on the same plane," because they are both sexual freaks.
Match: Paige Butcher
Previous Wife: Nicole
STREET KING 10/15
Our blind item today is clueless. Her divorce from Emmanuel Xuereb, two-years ago, came after claims of a marriage filled with violence and abuse. Thats why she filed for a restraining order against Xuereb. After the split was finalized, our blind item began a publicized relationship with Jamie Foxx. Thats because she wanted to get back to work as an actress. She became a Single Lady, but that didnt last long. Know why? Because our blind item believed she should have been paid more, and is said to have viewed her former cast members as being beneath her. Supremacy could have been a fitting project for our mystery lady, but she was fired. Dont believe me.. Ask Lela Rochon. This before our blind item took it back to using cocaine, leading her to be rushed to hospital after suffering a drug overdose. But, her PR people would want you to believe she was seeking medical attention for dehydration. Just this past, Friday, she took to Twitter to show her support for Romney. In addition to being a proud Republican, shes now a singer set to release a song and video soon. Some say it was her seven-year marriage to Christopher Williams that drove her crazy. Know why? Because the couple not only got high together but they also physically abused each other. Dont believe me.. Ask her 20-year-old son, Austin. Stacey Dash
GOSSIP 10/15 (from The Daily Mirror)
Which two actresses made out at the Toronto Film Festival? Both moody young stars have been linked to men but it seems theyre open to a bit of lady loving Kristen Stewart/Jennifer Lawrence (Toronto International Film Festival)
He is one hot young singer. She is young and beautiful and well, she doesnt matter, because young girls everywhere will be envious of her simply because she landed him. It will all start with a jewelry tease. The paparazzi will snap her with a beautiful rock on her finger, and the couple will act all coy about its meaning. After his fans have been whipped into a complete frenzy, they will announce their engagement. This should all happen within the next couple of weeks. More later. Louis Tomlinson (One Direction) and Eleanor Calde
LAWYER 10/16 **#1**
This one is kind of sad to me. What quirky actress from a modest hit network comedy who has always been considered nice, was anything but nice this week. While filming her show in a public area people had gathered to watch the filming. Our actress called out to the crew and asked for everyone to be removed. When the crew member said it was a public area and that nothing could be done, our actress said, "We will just see about that," and turned around and stormed off. A few minutes later another crew member approached the crowd and asked them if they would be kind enough to leave because our actress didn't like having regular people watching her film. The group were told they could come back later and watch other filming and they would pass out free t-shirts and posters. "It is just _______ is really uptight, and not very friendly when it comes to people." Zooey Deschanel
LAWYER 10/16 **#2**
What Dancing With The Stars dancer hangs out in areas of the DWTS open to the public waiting for women to approach him. When they inevitably do, he always asks them if they would like to see his trailer. If they say yes, he then asks them if they want to see it while they are naked on his bed. If they say no, he tells them he has to go. If they say yes, then he takes them to his trailer. Depending on how much time he has, he will have sex with them there or tells them to wait for him. With their clothes off. In bed and that he will be back soon. One time he forgot someone was there and left for the night and went home without telling her. Derek Hough
LAWYER 10/16 **#3**
This top 10 American Idol finalist with much bigger name recognition than you would think because of a former B list celebrity boyfriend on a hit show, was so hammered at a party in the past two nights that she was making out with some random guy at the party and when he could not get his hands up her top because it was so tight, she just took the whole thing off and was bare to the room. She didn't even care. Pia Toscano/Mark Ballas
LAWYER 10/16 **#4**
This very attractive A list television actress who always seems to wind up on hits and who would probably do movies if you asked her, but has not in a very long time has been battling depression over the past several months. She has never been a drinker at all. Now she is drinking regularly, and despite what she says about what happened to her, our actress tried to kill herself. Jennifer Love Hewitt (death of her mother)
LAWYER 10/16/12 **#5**
This actress is C list. She made her fame on television including one of the most critically acclaimed shows of quite some time that failed to find an audience and also on a huge tweener show, although she has never been a "tweener." Now she does only movies. She is almost legal. Really close in fact. She has always been managed by her mother. This actress can make herself look 12 and act like she is 30 or 12, depending on how much you pay her mom. In what could be the sickest thing I have heard of in a very long time, this mom sells out her daughter to older guys who want an experience with someone who can act 12. The mom is careful to make sure her daughter only has sex with the men in countries where it is legal Our actress is a very good actress. Very good. At her age she is already playing leads in movies. Indies to be sure, but leads. Her mom recognized these skills very early on because the mom is a former escort and saw in her daughter something she never had, plus the fact that her daughter can command a very high price. From the time the actress was noticed at about age 14, the mom noticed that men in their 40's and 50's were captivated by her daughter and has taken advantage of age of consent laws around the world to make sure they never have to worry about another acting job. The daughter sees it as another role and has no problems with her mom taking a commission on the work. What was once a well kept secret among businessmen who had $50,000 a night or more to spend on this once in a lifetime perverted act, the daughter is actually speaking out about it a little because she does not see anything wrong with it. She says she loves doing it, is not hurting anyone and she really does think of it as another acting role. Crazy. Sammi Hanratty
We have an important message for you to pass along to your teen/tween daughter. When she comes home one day in the near future sobbing because the young man she is crushing on is engaged to someone that isnt her we want you to reassure her that everything will be OK. Tell her that he isnt really getting married. Tell her that he doesnt really love his fiancée. Tell her that its all a publicity stunt. Tell her that its just his teams desperate attempt to convince people that hes not gay. She may not believe you. But at least one of you will know the truth! Louis Tomlinson (One Direction) and Eleanor Calde
LAWYER 10/17 **#1**
This former A list television actress who has not had a hit in years, but still has almost A list name recognition made some news last year when she busted up a marriage and married her now husband. The thing is that our actress had it now happen to her as her husband has found someone else and wants out of his marriage to our actress. The fact that she also has beaten him several times, including a nasty black eye has also made him desperate to leave. Shannen Doherty/Kurt Iswarienko
LAWYER 10/17 **#2**
This A list diva, but probably B or C list in pretty much everything else she does and she does do a lot was getting ready to leave her hotel and wanted to know what kind of arrangements had been made for her to get through the lobby and outside to a car in order to avoid the crowd of fans sure to be there. When she was told there were no fans except for a couple of people in the lobby she screamed and said she wanted fans and press and that if Kim Kardashian had all that when she came to town then so should our diva. So, her people started calling the press and told them there would be something special going on and to show up and they did. Not a lot, but enough to surround our diva as she made it look like in the photos there were hundreds of fans, when actually it was about 10 photographers and people wondering what all the commotion was about because our diva also had her handlers screaming to make it look crazier and more intense. Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 10/17 **#3**
Well, it was not like anyone expected it to last anyway, but this former B list reality star from a hit show who is way more famous than she should be because of her past and her very famous ex-boyfriend is pregnant. Everyone knows that part. The part that everyone doesn't know is that the baby daddy also has someone else in the family way right now. Our reality star pretends like the other woman does not exist and told him to do whatever it took to make it right, but that our reality star expects him to be with her and to marry her and to honor their own agreement. Oh, you thought she was with him for free?
Former B list reality star: Holly Madison
Very famous ex-boyfriend: Hugh Hefner
Baby daddy: Pasquale Rotella
LAWYER 10/17 **#4**
This former B list actress from a very hit television show has gone through a lot this past year. She has been in the news a lot and is really enjoying the attention. A lot. Magazine covers and people wanting to know what is going on in her life which they never really cared about before this year. Over the past few weeks though, the attention has died and she does not have very many things going on professionally so knows her time in the spotlight is probably coming to a close. Then, she stumbled on a way to get some more attention. She claims she did something this week because she cares and out of the goodness of her heart. The thing is she lied. The person she said she tried to talk to hates our actress with a passion. Our actress knows this. But, right now, she will do anything to keep seeing her name and photos in print. Jennie Garth & Amanda Bynes
LAWYER 10/17 **#5**
What B-/C+ actress who is playing a very famous A list role in her new show has been sleeping with her on screen dad? AnnaSophia Robb/Matt Lescher "The Carrie Diaries"
LAWYER 10/17 **#6**
She is probably one of the biggest power players in Hollywood. She has producers afraid of her and she is not shy about making sure she gets what she wants. She is also a B+ list actress with A list name recognition who is married to an A+ actor. Our actress also hides a very big secret from the public. She is a lesbian. Yes, she has had sex with men, but she says it is strictly for procreating purposes. In the past she had a very close relationship with one of the most famous male celebrities of all times. The thing is she says they were lovers, but they were just friends. Our actress was way more interested in one of the celebrity's co-stars who was A list herself at the time. Our actress and the co-star had a two year relationship and saw each other constantly. Today they can't stand each other, but at the time, the pair were as close as could be. The hate comes from when the co-star told our actress that she was going to get married to a man. Our actress had been told by the co-star that she was finished with men and only wanted women. It has been a long long time and the pair have never spoken since that night. Our actress threatens producers to get parts she wants for herself and for people she is close to. She threatens to withdraw her husband from movies and also speaks for several other A list male actors. Our actress would not normally get the parts she does, except for the fact that everyone is afraid of her. Not only can she threaten to have one of these actors suddenly pull out of a project, she also knows where every body is buried in town and is not shy about telling someone exactly what she knows. her favorite trick is to give a Hollywood kiss and hug and whisper a nugget into the person's ear before the meeting starts. She knows literally everything about everyone.
A+ Actor Husband:
Famous Male Celebrity:
His A List-at-the-time female costar:
Which celebrity leaves a DVD of his TV show instead of a tip at fancy restaurants? Jeremy Piven
1. THIS famous male designer reached out to a handsome Marine after seeing him on the news, hoping to transform the military hunk into a supermodel. The aging and openly gay fashion guru flew the soldier first-class to Miami, but the hottie bolted when the design icon made sexual advances toward him.
2. WHAT legendary performers friends are freaking out because the 60-something singer/ actress has been mixing anti-anxiety pills and booze AGAIN?! The leggy star recently sang at a friends birthday party, but not only was she way off-key, she forgot the words to "Happy Birthday"! Liza Minelli
3. FRIENDS of this newly separated actor are worried about his out-of-control
drinking and begging him to go to rehab! After a failed intervention a few
years ago, the former sitcom star swore off booze. But his recovery didnt
Actor: Danny DeVito
4. WHICH former film actress has not been warmly received at her new gig on a long-running TV detective drama? Turns out shes not only clashing with one of the male stars, but shes also finding it extremely difficult to memorize the scripts that are loaded with medical and scientific jargon. Elisabeth Shue/George Eads "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
This PYT got a lil fame thanks to reality TV but while shes hopeful her "multi" talents will take her far, her tri-sexuality has already brought her to great heights. Shes been bragging to friends about her love affair with another banger famous for showing her cakes. And from what weve heard, things were so hot and heavy between the girlfriends, she even agreed to get busy with her girls much more famous boyfriend, a big star in the music biz. Alas the rowdy romps came to a stop and the three way love affair ended after our scrap-happy banger became a bit too obsessed and got booted from her box-lickin chicks bedroom.
PYT (pretty young thing): Erica Mena
Female Banger: Draya Michele
Male Music Star: Chris Brown
LAWYER 10/18 **#1**
This A+ actor who moonlights as a director and used to be a nice comfortable B lister for what seemed forever, is on a press trip for a movie. Nothing exciting about that. Even had the wife along for part of it. Now though, she is gone and our actor is hooking up with one of his exes just to catch up he says. Nothing more. Then why did he send the wife home? She wanted to stay, but he said it would be all work. Ben Affleck (Jennifer Garner home)
LAWYER 10/18 **#2**
This B list television actor on a very hit network show who probably won't get this lucky again once the show ends has always been known as a jerk, but this kind of takes it to the extreme even for him. He told his skinny girlfriend that she was fat and that if she did not lose some weight he would break up with her because she was embarrassing him with her being fat. He has since put a scale into her place and a matching one in his place and makes her weight herself everyday. If she stays the same or gains, he makes her starve herself all day. Matthew Morrison
LAWYER 10/18 **#3**
This celebrity has told his former A list tweener wife that she must be doing something wrong if she has not lost the weight from her pregnancy and that she needs to work harder and that she must be cheating and eating when he is not around. He then points out pregnant celebrity moms who are all skinny. Hilary Duff/Mike Comrie
LAWYER 10/18 **#4**
This A+ list super model and her A list movie actor husband are having big issues because she has cheated on him twice. Both times were with a photographer after they had worked together. The actor just can't get over it. He has never had a jealous bone in his body and now has been basically just staying at home with their child.
Model: Miranda Kerr
Actor: Orlando Bloom
Photographer: Russell James
LAWYER 10/18 **#5**
When this A+ list all movie actor (#1) came to town and first began to get work, he was out. It was during one of his first roles though that a fellow now A+ list actor #2) told him that he needed to give up dick or he would never make it in this town. He went on to say that he didn't want to end up like another A list actor (#3) who was also on the movie but had whispers so loud all the time that he would barely work again despite reaching that A list status. #1 took the words to heart and vowed to never go out with another man again. Sometimes he has broken that vow but it is always overseas and someone who has been paid for by friends of #1. Someone who can be trusted to keep quiet. Our actor is attracted to Asians which is surprising and has been terrifyingly brutal with them when he has sex. One of his victims was admitted to a hospital for internal bleeding and supposedly died because he was taken from the hospital when police started asking too many questions. Our actor has a group of friends who keep him in line and keep him in the closet. Our actor has a goal of being the most famous person in the world and is willing to keep his desires and his rage confined and within.
#1: Tom Cruise (Scientology)
#2: Sean Penn
#3: Timothy Hutton
After a rather humiliating bust-up with her ex-husband, which Hollywood A-lister is finding the company of ladies more congenial at the moment? Sandra Bullock
Why are the stars fleeing from an opportunity to work with a legend? The Screen Icon is having a hard time getting his latest project off the ground. He's an acclaimed award winner, but stars left and right are dropping out of consideration. Could this be politics? Clint Eastwood and his chair
This reality star is the lowest of the low. Although she has the house, cars, wardrobe, jewelry and attitude to make you think that she is rolling in money, she and her husband are actually broke. While their bankruptcy is inevitable, theres one extra sinister fact here. She and her husband used their fame to raise money for a well-known charity and then kept the money they raised! And having gotten away with it once they are now getting involved with another charitable group. They think that talking about their charity work will make them appear more likable and sympathetic on the show. By the way, the producers of the show know all about this. However, they like this cast member, and would rather target other cast members for negative story lines. So instead of speaking up, they will give this cast member a free pass to continue to criticize and berate other cast members, all while living a phony life of bankruptcy, thievery, and general sliminess.
Reality Star- Jacqueline Laurita
Show- "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
Charity they stole from: Susan J Korman- Breat cancer
New charity: Austism Speaks
LAWYER 10/19 **#1**
This A list reality mogul and television personality has his third or fourth new girlfriend of the last two months. He has grown so used to being rich and getting whatever he wants when it comes to women that he no longer even bothers trying to date someone normally. He only dates women who are willing to be paid and to be there when they are needed and to disappear when they are not. He says he does not have any feelings towards women which would ever want him to be in an actual relationship and just prefers using them for what he wants, when he wants. Simon Cowell
LAWYER 10/19 **#2**
This actor keeps trying to be A list after his franchise success, but his roles since then have mostly been huge flops. To keep audiences interested, he thinks that he needs a girlfriend on his arm to show everyone he is a player. In reality, he loves guys and always has and he always seems to have a new girlfriend to show off in public after he has had a fling with a guy. Then, just as quickly as a "girlfriend" appears in public she never appears again and the next time you see him in public with a woman it is someone completely different making it appear that he is a player.
LAWYER 10/19 **#3**
Ever wonder why these two reality judges hate each other? It is because the female judge threw herself at the male reality judge and being who he is, he had sex with her. He never mentioned it again. She wanted more. He said she was good for 15 or 20 minutes, but could never spend longer than that with her. Adam Levine/ Christina Aguilera "The Voice"
LAWYER 10/19 **#4**
It all started for this B-/C+ actress when she came home from work one day. Her new husband, who is an A lister now, but at the time was also a B-/C+ had been turned down for a new role. Our actress was a little late and she said that our actor jumped on her from the time she entered the door and grabbed her and slammed her against the front door. She says she could feel the doorknob in the small of her back and had a bruise afterwards for a week there. He kept his forearm under her neck and asked where she had been and who she had been with and seemed to think she was cheating on him. He always thought that. She had caught him cheating on her twice while they were dating and this was not the first time he had got rough with her. He had slapped her twice and was always calling her names. Slut and whore were his favorites. He always apologized for hitting her. He never apologized for calling her names. The never ending verbal abuse if she was two seconds late or he had a bad day. Nothing like the charming A lister he is today. She says it is because of her that he is even where he is today because she introduced him to the person who gave him his first huge break. What did she get for it? Well that day with the doorknob in her back and then he started choking her. Really violently. Calling her every name in the book. Slamming her back against the door again and again. The actress says she has never had a more terrifying experience in her life and knows it is cliche but even though she had married the guy she had no idea who it was at the door and she just thought of him as some random stranger attacking her. She is pretty sure he would have tried to rape her but she was wearing jeans and she was not and is not a weak woman. She screamed. Loud. He was always afraid of people knowing his secrets. He backed off. She ran out. Never came back. Sent some people to collect her things. Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito
LAWYER 10/20 **#1**
What foreign born B+ actor in his own country and probably a C lister here but a lead on a huge hit cable show did not show up for the birth of his child not that long ago because he was having sex with another woman and couldn't be bothered to show up for the birth even though the baby's mother was living with him at the time. He then took another girlfriend with him when he went to film something shortly thereafter leaving baby and mother at home. Said they could manage.
Actor: Charles Dance
Show: "Game of Thrones"
Baby Mama: Eleanor Boorman
Other girlfriend: Shambhala Marthe
LAWYER 10/20 **#2**
This won't go away reality star from a somehow hit network show has been practically living with a guy for the past month but you won't see him in public. She is in talks for a deal which would see him do something that has been done before once in the past and give the show a much needed boost in success rates.
Emily Maynard "The Bachelorette"
Done before: Trista and Ryan knew each other prior to show
STREET KING 10/20
Hes a self-noted "God" who was recently awarded the Hip Hop Icon Award yet some see him as nothing more than an ungrateful crackhead junkie. Our mystery man originally hails from a group which recently celebrated their 25th anniversary they are a pair who have long severed ties. So, its no surprise that despite the fact that our blind item [subject] was put on by another both he and the folks over at BET Hip Hop Awards displayed utter disrespect, during the awards ceremony, by failing to recognize the legendary hip hop figure responsible for our mystery mans discovery refusing to even speak his name. Were talking about a man who after he discovered our blind item [subject] once footed all of the recording studio bills, gave our blind item the swag he became famous for, helped to form our mystery mans image, aided in the birth of our blind items then-futuristic music videos, lent his hand in making our blind item a millionaire, and struggled with our blind item to keep him off crack-cocaine throughout his career. After all of that, our shameless blind item didnt even grant his mentor a thank you. Thats because were told our blind item and DJ Premier worked closely with Stephen Hill and the BET staff to betray our blind items original mentor and partner. Now, some say if Hill and BET really gave a damn about our blind item they would have taken all of the energy they put into striking his proteges name, and put it into helping our blind item kick his long time drug addiction. Know why? Because even from his appearance, its evident our blind item is still using. Dont you agree? Seeing our blind item take the BET Awards stage to deliver his bullshit speech reminded me of the dark reality that a crackhead wouldnt think twice in betraying a friend for a trophy going as far as selling his publishing for a all time low of $150K.
Award Winner: Rakim
Mentor: Russell Simmons, Marley Marl, or Eric B
LAWYER 10/21 **#1**
What former B+ list pop singer who has not sung in years is now more famous for fashion and reality television could not speak for almost a week because her doctor went overboard plumping up her lips. She had to eat all her food with a straw for a week which she actually loved because she had nothing but milkshakes. Even now, she starts drooling sometimes because she can't get her mouth open enough. Jessica Simpson
LAWYER 10/21 **#2**
This B+ all movie actress has been the biggest diva ever on the set of her new movie. Not only does she name drop her A+ list movie actor boyfriend's name every five seconds but also has held up shooting several times to take his calls (even though he has not really called much and is thrilled to be away from her) and she also has had to take extra days off she says because of magazine cover shoots (even though she had to be for her most recent cover and was not even seen in this country). No one cares if she leaves because they can't really stand working with her anyway and have been cutting her part more and more as the shoot goes on. She was only hired because the writer/producer wanted to see her naked in person. Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling
LAWYER 10/21 **#3**
This foreign born A list celebrity in her country was in town last month to hook up with a man who paid for her to be there. I told you about it last month. He is a big fan of sleeping with celebrities and even marrying them. Our foreign born celebrity started looking for places to live because she thought this was going to be very lucrative for her. Turns out though that the word got out that she was not even close to worth the amount of money she was asking and spent most of the time talking about herself, looking in the mirror and even said her goal was to meet Paris Hilton. Pippa Middleton
112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21 **#4**
This former A list female tweener is working on a new record. She thinks it is going to be a huge hit. No one working with her believes it at all, but they are happily taking her money every day she works on it. When she wanted to do a cover of a Henry Rollins song, it took two hours to get through one complete take because everyone was laughing so hard that she was trying to do the song. Miley Cyrus
Last week we talked about a young couple that will be getting engaged in the near future. A few of the guesses pointed to this popular male heartthrob. While he was not the subject of those blinds, he is the subject of this one! This heartthrob would like to be engaged to his famous girlfriend, whom he has been dating for over a year. And heres some surprising news for you: he actually proposed to her a few months ago! But she said "No." However, "No" doesnt mean "Never." She told him to ask her again in a few months. So they might still get engaged in 2013. But she is not ready to make a big commitment to marriage or a baby right now. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
LAWYER 10/22 **#1**
This foreign born actress who is probably a B- list all movie actress has A list name recognition and a huge following and legions of male admirers. She is moving back to the US which is causing her boyfriend all kinds of trauma. He had been counting down the days until his girlfriend left town after her current movie finishes filming. He has grown tired of her always thinking she is smarter than him and correcting his grammar and table manners and why this is wrong and that is wrong. He also told a friend of his that once you get over the fact that you are having sex with_______, that it is really boring and very plain. He had been seeing someone else when she was out of the country before and was really looking forward to being back with her, but just didn't want to be the bad guy and be the guy who broke up. The actress is talking about moving in and all he can think about is moving far away. Emma Watson
LAWYER 10/22 **#2**
This female celebrity once had her own reality show. She really would love to have it back. Business sucks and she is barely able to pay all her bills. She needs to cutback or get her show back. While pretending to be head over heels with one guy she has been secretly texting and calling and e-mailing her ex which is also a reality star who has fallen on hard times fame wise. She wants them to get back together even though he spent most of their time together cheating. She is willing to put up with it for the return to the lifestyle she had before. Kat Von D (Deadmau5)/Jesse James
LAWYER 10/22 **#3**
What current A list female tweener who is way under age, spent the first part of a night this past week getting paid a ton of money to be wholesome and sweet and fake smiling for the cameras and then spent the rest of the night shaming her friends into doing coke with her and saying she would not invite them to anything else if they didn't do lines with her. She is so out of control and no one has any clue. She will probably be the youngest celebrity to go to rehab in quite sometime. Bella Thorne
LAWYER 10/22 **#4**
What two celebrity sisters who used to be way more famous than they are now got into a huge knockdown drag out fight. It seems that the younger sister is jealous of the attention the older, more famous sister gets. The older sister told the younger sister that she needs to lay off the coke. The younger sister told the older sister that her significant other is cheating on her and hit on the younger sister when he was drunk. The older sister told the younger sister that she should get a job and stop just basically fucking for money with some guy you don't even really like and leeching off the rest of the family. And this was on a Sunday. During the day. Ashlee and Jessica Simpson
LAWYER 10/22 **#5**
What celebrity mom who is more famous for the A lister she married than any other possible reason finally got time to spend with her kids alone. It was also the first time she was not being watched by a sober coach. She spent the hour with her kids in front of the television and drinking two bottles of vodka. When the time came to pick up the kids our mom was passed out on the floor and the kids still watching television. Brooke Mueller/Charlie Sheen
LAWYER 10/22 **#6**
It has been a hard few years for this celebrity. Once the A list darling of the tween world she now has made her way into the world of mainstream and is on a very hit show and says that everyday is a struggle. A struggle to not use and a struggle to fall asleep. A struggle to make it through an hour a day or sometimes even a minute. She says she is fine when she is working and that none of the other people she works with on her show even have a clue what she goes through on a daily basis because while at work she can control her urges and the demons. It is when she gets drunken texts from the guy she still loves but who causes her nothing but pain that it hurts. He loves to say nasty things about her and reminds her of her flaws and knows that no matter what he says or does or how many times he cheats or trashes her that she will always fall under his spell and do what he wants and not just because he is a B- list actor. Sometimes when he is drunk and she is trying to sleep without pills, he will send her photos of himself having sex with other women. He knows it will make her even less likely to sleep. He knows what buttons to push on her. She would like to work every second of everyday and then crawl into bed exhausted. That is the only way she can ever really sleep. She has welcomed her new job with open arms. Before, she would struggle to find something to do everyday. She would go days and days without working and would sit at home and try and stay focused on one activity for 15 minutes. She would do this like clockwork with a timer to let her know when it was 15 minutes. Day after day she would do this. Struggling to make it 15 minutes. Friends would come over and try and help, but they would always have to leave at some point. She would bribe them to stay and pay them or give them gifts. Anything to not be alone. She paid some people to be with her as employees but it was awkward. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderama
Sssh! Which star is telling fibs about her weight loss? She has had a load of lipo and body sculpting. And the naughty minx has a slimming deal in place. Cheeky girl! Jessica Simpson
STREET KING 10/22
I was a soul legend in my day, making women wreck their panties from coast to coast. I went solo after being the voice behind an iconic group that had another leader, but singers today, like Jaheim, still bite my style. No one outside of my hometown suspected a thing when 3 or 4 of my hits exploded on the disco and underground gay dance scene. Thats because I worked hard to hide my taste for an alternative lifestyle, like my secret love for men who dressed like women. There were clubs for that popping up all over New York, Philly and Chicago. My label decided I would be the first black man they would market as a sex symbol. Being a switch hitter, I could play it off with women. I was having 3 ways with my he-shes and the wife of a hometown hoop legend who was known for his huge fro and hang-time. We didnt call it down-low in those days, but thats what it was. I would just deny it when anyone asked. It all came crashing down in 1982 when I veered off the road while gettin some head and hit two trees. I never walked again. The shit really hit the fan when the press found out the she was a he that was gobblin my wood.
Soul Legend: Teddy Pendergrass
Hoop Legend: Dr. J
Group; Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes
Tranny: Tenika Watson
LAWYER 10/23 **#1**
The only reason this B list celebrity couple is even together anymore is because of their kids. The couple spends more time in therapy then they actually do together. The wife is probably A list whether solo or with others and the husband a solid B-. She cheats. He cheats. She cheats with men and so does he. Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
LAWYER 10/23 **#2**
What celebrity offspring of A+ list parents spent the weekend getting drunk out of her mind. No big deal really, except for the fact she allowed herself to get naked with a bunch of other people playing strip poker and ended up having sex with one of the biggest players in Hollywood. He is A list when it comes to picking up women and sleeping with them and probably a B-/C+ actor who used to be in a hit show. Apparently she has no more C+ list actor boyfriend from a new show. I know there must be photos of the strip poker. Rumer Willis/Wilmer Valderama
124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/23 **#3**
This reality host from a very hit cable show was overheard telling one of her friends that she will not date any man who does not have a net worth of at least $25M. As for sex? "There better be a very big gift involved everytime." I am actually surprised she had someone to share this with because she does not have very many friends. She is one of the biggest pains in the celebrity world and no one likes her or ever wants to work with her. Padma Lakshmi "Top Chef"
LAWYER 10/23 **#4**
This A list model married to an A list all movie actor has been rubbing his face in her affair. She keeps sending him photos of her with her new guy while on vacation. Meanwhile her husband is home with their child who she has not seen in person in a very long time. She has never been a big fan of her child. Ask her if she will ever have another child and you would probably see her laugh for an hour. Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom
LAWYER 10/23 **#5**
At a recent event, this former A list rapper could not help but remind this current A list rapper how the current A list rapper's girlfriend had been passed around recording studios a decade ago and yes, the former A list rapper had his turn.
Former A list rapper: 50 Cent
Current A list rapper: Kayne West
A list rappers girlfriend: Kim Kardashian
She is pregnant! No, they havent announced it yet. She looks great, but she isnt showing. No, we dont know if she got pregnant before or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told his friends that although they got along, he really didnt see her as the girl he wanted to marry. Did she know that? His friends think she did and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different choice. In any case, its a good thing that they both love kids. Their first one will arrive the middle of next year. Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
When this celebrity couple got married, a few members of their friends and family produced a video, intending to play it at the wedding. They took to the streets, interviewing homeless people and various other citizens who can barely afford pasta let alone a vacation, to express how sorry they were not to be able to make it to the wedding and offer their well wishes. This was supposed to be funny? Again, lets stress that the two famous people involved here did not conceive of this idea. And I dont know yet if it was actually broadcast at the event. Hopefully their family and friends realised it was a dick move at best, and profoundly offensive and disgusting overall. Hopefully they realised they were being assholes, walking around making fun of those who are suffering and hungry. Hopefully they buried it and made a contribution for good, in honour of the happy couple, instead of using the homeless to entertain, while everyone else sipped champagne and ate olives. Hopefully. Because who needs friends like that? Who needs family like that? Do you believe that the people you spend time with you reflect who you are? And if so, what does that say about these two stars? This is not about Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.
Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel
LAWYER 10/24 **#1**
I don't even think this C list director is all that great looking but because of the hate that this formerly almost A list movie actress and who is now working her way back up to a solid B+ has for this B-/C list actress, our former A list actress fucked the C list director who also happens to be the fiancee of the B- list actress. Our former A lister says she was bored and out of cigarettes and wanted to wipe the smirk off the B- lister's face.
B-/C+ - Kate Bosworth
C list Director fiance - Michael Polish
Back on the rise actress - Winona Ryder
LAWYER 10/24 **#2**
What former B+ list actress, who was on the brink of A listerdom in the movies has tried her hand at other things since as she tries to climb back up the fame ladder still has almost A list name recognition but should probably find a new boyfriend or try new sex games. The last two weeks she has made sure to be covered up to hide the bruises her boyfriend makes. Upper thighs. Throat. Mena Suvari
LAWYER 10/24 **#3**
This A list all movie actress is filming her latest movie outside the country after a recent breakup. So far she has refused to eat any food that she does not recognize, or that is not from America. She also has complained about her accommodations and has been moved four times to try and make her happy. She has yelled at the crew constantly and thinks every guy who talks to her is hitting on her and has decreed that only people who have speaking scenes with her are actually allowed to speak to her. Scarlett Johansson
LAWYER 10/24 **#4**
Not since Christina Aguilera was married has there been a case of cuckolding so bad that I have heard of anyway. This B- list television actress from a very very hit cable show has always stayed out of the spotlight. Or at least tried to. She does not go chasing it very often despite the fact that she could get a lot more play and fame and publicity if she wanted. She is considered a role model by many. She is also a wife who is very much in charge. Her husband willingly signed on and knew what he was getting into. Since their second date, she has told him what women's underwear to wear under his clothes. Usually a bra, always panties. Our actress looks like the shy and reserved type, but in her past she earned a living as a dominatrix and it was not just a living to her, she loved it. She made six figures a year and her husband is the willing participant in all her crazy games. Not only does he do what she says, but she also has a long time boyfriend of almost a decade who she has sex with on a regular basis and makes her husband sit there and watch. Every single time. Christina Hendricks
1. THIS pop princess, who now has a reality TV gig, is putting on a brave face for the cameras, but behind the scenes shes a depressed and lonely mess. The poor girl wont socialize with the rest of the cast, and when the cameras arent rolling, she locks herself in her dressing room until shes needed. Britney Spears
2. WHICH former runway model, now a designer and reality star, has dropped so much weight that whispers of an eating disorder have become louder than her abrasive personality? The leggy brunette and mom of threes shocking appearance at a recent event even prompted her ex-hubby to ask if she was OK. Kimora Lee
3. WHICH talented Hollywood actor/writer/producer hes half of a popular award-winning duo has checked himself into rehab? The gifted funnyman has been open about dabbling in drugs, but it was his relationship with a hard-partying stripper that helped him hit rock bottom real fast! Trey Parker
4. THIS young power couple stopped by a famous Las Vegas wedding chapel with plans to get hitched, but they got cold feet at the last minute! It seems clear heads prevailed when the two saw the line of drunk revelers waiting to wed and they wanted no part of it! Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone
This member of a famous family has gone from average to muscley. Is he eating more protein and lifting weights? A bit, but diet and exercise dont really deserve the credit for his improved physique. Hes actually been injecting steroids since the beginning of the summer. He thinks that muscles are "cool". He thinks that they will attract more girls and help him land more roles. After all, those things are much more important than his health. Look for him to wear a lot of short-sleeved shirts to show off his guns while he is traveling this winter. Also look for more facial hair. Girls and producers, are you watching? Nick Jonas
LAWYER 10/25 **#1**
This C list actress/writer could never make it official and now she may never get the chance as her A+ list actor boyfriend from a very very very hit show has made it clear that he is available and the first person he has made himself available to is his C list co-star. Apparently the clinginess got to be too much for the actor. Plus the favors and the demands she always put on him.
C list actress/writer: Jennifer Westfeldt
A+ actor: Jon Hamm
C list co-star: Jessica Paré
LAWYER 10/25 **#2**
Want to make the biggest publicity splash ever? This A list all movie actor has what he thinks is the best idea ever to get the public on his side forever. He has been in touch with his A list actress ex-wife and they are working out a deal (read $$) to spend Christmas together with their kids. She can even bring her kids and her new husband. Christmas trees and fake snow and one big photo op all splashed on the cover of Kneepads. These two do know how to make the best photo ops. Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban (This one really puzzles me because I know they took the photos)
LAWYER 10/25 **#3**
This A list celebrity in the rest of the world and probably a B- or C+ here in the States ran into her ex about two months ago. The ex that basically tortured her on a daily basis. Apparently this ex who is an actor made the moves on his ex and assumed she would be willing to have one night of fun. Well, he assumed wrong and she got the e-mail address of his current A list actress girlfriend and told her what happened, but the actress accused her of making moves on her man. "Look at the history" is what the A list celebrity wrote back. Kylie Minogue/Olivier Martinez/Halle Berry
LAWYER 10/25 **#4**
Apparently this B list all movie actor is way more of an idiot than everyone thought. Either that or he just does not want to see what is right in front of him with his B- list movie/television actress significant other. His friends have told him. People who are not his friends have told him. He has caught her with other people and somehow she has managed to talk her way out of it. He has stopped talking to friends after they have pointed it out to him. He will not listen to them. Apparently whatever his significant other says, he believes. She also must be a way better actress than I have ever given her credit for because he says that she is the best sex he has ever had and he has been with at least one person who will do or say absolutely anything when she is with a guy. So, why is he that stupid? She is always with her female . Always. Every second of the day. The assistant has always had a room down the hall when she has been living with our actor. Before they started living together, the assistant had a room down the hall at the actresses' house but in reality always slept with the actress. Everyone tells the actor what the assistant is, but he is convinced it is all rumor. Even when confronted with some photos of the two half naked and kissing. He bought the story that they got a little drunk and were doing some "exploring."
B list actor: Robert Pattinson
B- list actress: Kristen Stewart
Other actress: Ashley Greene
This famous star is terribly unhappy right now. Her personal life is one source of disappointment. She knows that her partner is not really in love with her. She is also very sad that a past love is in a committed relationship with someone else. She knows that she wasnt an innocent party in that breakup, but it still hurts her that he moved on. She is also not enjoying her job, and wants to get out of her contract. Her management team is telling her that she must stick it out for the season or else no one else will want to hire her. Although she smiles in public and everything looks together on the outside, she is actually quite depressed and disconnected. Around friends and family, she has even started talking about herself in the third person. She lamented to one friend. "I dont even want to be [Jane Doe] anymore. [Jane Doe]s life doesnt belong to her anymore."
Star: Britney Spears
Partner: Jason Trawick
Past Love: Justin Timberlake
LAWYER 10/26 **#1**
This former A list actress who hit it big in her teens is all grown up now and is married with children. She still acts, but has a tough time finding the same level of jobs or fame she once had when she was on the top of the world. Anyway, she and her husband are splitting because the threesomes they have always enjoyed are turning into our actress and the other woman on an almost regular basis being alone and spending time together. They are even talking about having babies of their own. Brooke Shields; Molly Ringwald
LAWYER 10/26 **#2**
This actor has got to be approaching A list now. He is always on television and just seems to go from one hit to the next and just shows off some incredible acting talent with the way he can move between different types of roles. His show right now? Huge hit. If you ask him though, the greatest thing that happened to him was when this B- list actress left the show he was on. They had fooled around a few times. Nothing serious, but our actor is married. So, it would have been awkward if he had been caught having sex with a co-star. She got incredibly clingy and wanted to know everyday when he was going to leave his wife and began calling and texting at all hours to try and get him caught. Then she got a big break and left the show. She never has said a peep since. Our actor has yet to stray again after that one. Thomas Gibson ("Criminal Minds") (probably Rachel Nichols "Continuum")
LAWYER 10/26 **#3**
This long time television actor who has tried to make his way into movies still looks really young despite what seems like a career that has gone on forever but really has only been a decade since he seemed like he was everywhere on a hit show and popular movies. He has always had problems with cheating. It caused his first divorce and if he is not careful it is going to cause a second one even though he has not been married that long. To make sure he keeps wife and mistresses apart, his wife was not invited to his latest premiere because this D list actress of an A++ list celebrity offspring was there. The two were co-stars and he wanted to say that he had sex with her. Or actually the way he put it was, "I just had sex with _______'s daughter." He seems like a great guy on the outside, but, he is awful. James Van derbeek and Bono's daughter, Eve Hewson
LAWYER 10/26 **#4**
This foreign born A list model was at an event recently. She has dated some big names in the past and is one of those rare models who people know the name of. Anyway, at this event she was approached by a handler for an A+ list R&B singer. The handler said that _______ would love for the model to come sit next to him and have a drink. The model said, "Sorry, but I don't like being around black people very much and there is no way I would date one or have people think I date one. So, thanks, but no thanks," and walked away.
LAWYER 10/26 **#5**
This B list actress with A++ list name recognition who has not had a hit in a decade and even that was something in which she was along for the ride, is definitely world famous. The thing is she is really trying to shake up her image. A lot. You would never expect it from her because she seems so buttoned down and uptight and she knows it and blames it on her most recent disastrous relationship. So, she has been in talks to be in Playboy. Not naked, but she wants to be on the cover and inside wants to be wearing very little. She thinks it will make people remember why they fell in love with her in the first place. Katie Holmes
LAWYER 10/26 **#6**
This actress is B- list on a very good day. The only reason I am not calling her a C is because of the very hit show she was on, but got kicked off because of drug use. It was while she was on that show that she says that she smoked meth on a red carpet. She had it in her hand the whole time she was walking down the carpet and talking to reporters and on camera and then at the end of the carpet she lit up. She says no one said anything to her even though it was pretty obvious she was not smoking a cigarette. She went to Hollywood when she was young. One of her first big breaks led to a threesome with this reality star turned arm candy for an A++ lister and the reality star's boyfriend at the time. Our B- list actress smokes meth everyday. She says she loves it and does not see the stains on her fingers. The burn marks on her hand. Her teeth getting ready to fall out. She thinks the roles will keep coming. She has not noticed that the films are getting smaller and the roles are getting even smaller. She thinks of herself as a huge star, but does know that she has a huge drug habit that she would like to kick but says she enjoys it way too much to stop. You would think getting kicked off a huge hit show would be a wake up call, but she said that she had artistic differences with the producers and writers anyway. Uh huh. Paz de la Huerta
LAWYER 10/27 **#1**
Now that a little time has passed, this one probably goes from easy easy to just easy. These two celebrities used to date. At the time, the female was probably still an A list reality star. Everyone hated her of course, but she still was at the top of the top of celebutantes. He was a B lister and a celebrity. He has probably slipped down to a C now, although he does come from a family which when combined would put him back to a B list. Anyway, the guy has a brother. The brother once slept with the celebutante. OK, more than once. Multiple times. He always kept it a secret from his brother though. When the brother found out, that was it for the relationship with the celebutante. Paris Hilton/Aaron and Nick Carter
LAWYER 10/27 **#2**
Overheard at a party this week. All the comments were made to a male B-/C+ list celebrity/reality star about a B+ reality star with A list name recognition.
"She was so wrong for you."
"Your new girlfriend is amazing. She is actually nice."
"It is so much better this year without her trying to get all the attention."
"How did you stay with her so long?"
"How long was she cheating on you?"
"Her show sucks."
"Are you engaged already?"
"How much work has she had done?"
"Everyone hates her. Does she even have friends that she is not related to or pays?"
Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 10/28 **#1**
What A list producer/mogul/wannabe rapper was at a party this week and introduced a model to his son. He then slipped the model something and the next thing you know she was performing a service on the son while the dad sat there and watched with a big smile on his face. P. Diddy
LAWYER 10/28 **#2**
This B+ actress is on a very hit cable show. She has done and continues to do movies too, but it is really the television show that has made her career. Anyway, she says that within the past two years she had the worst sex she has ever had in her life. One time with this A++ list movie actor. They were both involved in other relationships but a scene got out of hand so they went back to her trailer and tried to have sex, but it was a mess. The actor tried to make it all move quality by lifting her but hurt his back. Then he had troubles achieving full staff and kept complaining that he needed his medicine and they never got anywhere or really did much of anything, but somehow the actor managed to finish and then told her it was amazing. She said that she laughed and cried, but that it made their working relationship better. Evan Rachel Wood and George Clooney "The Ides of March"
LAWYER 10/28 **#3**
What almost A list actor who has made his fame on a very hit show in which he has now left, but also does movies when he is not battling his demons was spotted at a bar this past week with his kids. The actor was getting drunk on rum and cokes while his two kids fussed. The actor stayed for two hours drinking and told the staff his kids loved going everywhere with him. Finally they convinced him he should move on and he had a car service come pick him up. He did tip about $500.
GOSSIP 10/29 **#1**
He was supposed to be the "good one" among his group. However, the peer pressure is really starting to get to this young performer. He went out for a night of fun with some friends in New York City last week. While they were drinking heavily and doing drugs, he stayed rather subdued, sipping on a Long Island Iced Tea. But that wasnt good enough for the hard-partying crowd. They started teasing him about his choice of drink, and wouldnt relent until he started doing shots. He gave in and started pounding down shot after shot of vodka until he could hardly stand. He wound up going home with some random girl (who was 10 years older than him) at 3:00 am. Dude, youre underage, youre constantly drunk, youre hanging out with a hard-core druggie crowd, and youre going home with random women. Save yourself! Nick Jonas
GOSSIP 10/29 **#2**
Reality competition shows have celebrity guests all the time, either as guest judges or as mentors. There is something unusual about this guest though. She is going to be appearing on this successful reality competition series. The odd thing is that she used to have a very intimate relationship with the shows producer. Very intimate. We thought that she wanted to change her reputation by avoiding him, but this latest move has us wondering if he is "helping her out with her career" again. If so, what the price is that she has to pay for that help? Not Dancing With The Stars.
Reality Show: "X-Factor"
Guest: Either Dannii Minogue, Carmen Electra or Paula Abdul
Producer: Simon Cowell
LAWYER 10/29 **#1**
This former A list R&B/pop singer who has B+ name recognition and some very interesting tabloid material in her most recent relationship was signed not that long ago to a new record label. Her boss, who is an A list rapper and extremely hard worker said he only signed her so he could fuck her. He said it was worth it to pay for a few songs to be recorded and to know she was his for the length of the contract. When our singer initially refused, then there were problems with all of her paperwork and things almost fell through. So, she slept with him and the next day the deal was done. He also said that because he wanted it to be special with her that he only had sex with two other people that day. Christina Milian/Lil Wayne
LAWYER 10/29 **#2**
This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own hands so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name recognition showed up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he has been treated lately so she sat down next to him and while whispering in his ear, gave him a few squeezes in his nether regions to let him know that she was available whenever he wanted and that she would make him forget all about _________. She has been a totally different person over the past year. She was also feeling really good at this party.
A list all movie actress: Cameron Diaz
A list actor: Robert Pattinson
Forget about: Kristin Stewart
LAWYER 10/29 **#3**
This A list all movie actor has been saying some really nice things about his wife lately. Talking about her constantly. Showering her with gifts. Trying to be there more for her except of course when he was not with her and could not help himself and spent a few hours alone with his ex while he was out of the country. In a hotel room. One she had booked separate from the room where she was staying in the hotel. Three hours. They ordered room service and that is all anyone knows for sure. The rest? I mean why bother to get the hotel room?
A list actor: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
Ex: Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 10/29 **#4**
This B+ television and movie actor with A+ list name recognition has spent some time in the tabloids the past few weeks which is not his usual place. It appears he has moved on from his past relationship because he was spotted with a woman way less than half his age and kept trying to convince her to service our actor. She said she would later, but not right then because they were with her two year old at a public place with other kids around and our actor was hammered. Our actor called her a bitch and said he would wait for her in the car. Danny Devito
LAWYER 10/29 **#5**
This A+ list movie star is generally all about making great action movies. He is also not very tolerant. So, it probably comes as no surprise that his daughter wants desperately to come out, but thinks it will cause her dad to never speak to her again except when forced by circumstance. She has been dating guys because she knows it is what he expects, but is not what she wants. She wants to be free. Tom Cruise/Isabella
LAWYER 10/29 **#6**
It is an interesting thing. Lots of actors involved in relationships love to claim they are in an open relationship, but this foreign born A list movie actor is in one. Kind of. If you ask him, point blank he will tell you he is. His wife will too, publicly. The thing is, she says it because she knows it is what he wants. She has never been with anyone else unless her husband has made her or brought someone over and made her. She won't disappoint him. She is in love with him. It is not a fame thing or money thing, and she just believes in not ever saying no to him. Whether he brings home a woman or a man, she complies. Our actor loves to find women on sets of movies he is working on and hit on them. For himself. He will also be glad to tell you about each one and what they were like too. He called one former co-star who is an A list movie actress a cold fish. Said nothing could get her to move unless she knew there would be press to watch. He said he tried for two movies to get one actress to sleep with him. She refused to even really talk to him off camera. He said he didn't care though. He said the best sex was with an actress who was probably B- list then. She usually only does movies now but got famous from television. He said that she looks and acts so quiet and then when you put one drink in her, it is like unleashing a tidal wave of sexuality. He said it was the one person he could not keep up with and has no idea how her current boyfriend is alive. Our actor loves married women. He had a two month fling with a very married actress while they were making a movie. Well, she is very married, but he is about guy number 10 to have sex with her since she got married.
Foreign born A list movie actor: Ewan McGregor
A list actress cold fish: Nicole Kidman " Moulin Rouge!" or Renee Zellweger "Down With Love"
Actress who wouldnt sleep with him: Natalie Portman "Star Wars" movies
Best sex actress/boyfriend: Michelle Williams/Jason Segel "Incendiary"
Very married actress: Emily Blunt " Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
STREET KING 10/29
Hes a 56 year old funk legend a drummer, and former frontman for a 70s New York City Funk band. That Big Apple band originally started out with more than a dozen members. Two of the members of the band Aaron Mills and Kevin Kendricks now work as studio session players for Andre 3000. Our mystery man has been long struggling with an on again, off again heroin habit. Dont believe me.. Ask Gregory Johnson. A few years back, I was chillin in an Atlanta studio listening to a full album of unreleased songs by our blind item. Thats when the owner of the CD who is also a drug dealer said "Lar is still dope, but he needs to get off that shit." Larry Blackmon lead singer of the group Cameo
LAWYER 10/30 **#1**
What former A+ list movie actress who has been married to a former A+ list movie actor for what seems like forever has moved out. A box of Viagra dropped out of his coat pocket the other night on the way to an event. Considering the couple have not had sex in two years, she took this as a sign that he was seeing someone else. Apparently there was not even that much of a fight. She saw it and shook her head and he did not offer any defense and she got into her car and left and has been staying at their place across the country. The question is who is the new woman the actor is seeing because you know he and whoever the new woman is are going to get crucified in the press. Not that he cares. Annette Bening and Warren Beatty
LAWYER 10/30 **#2**
This female newlywed probably had a little idea what she was getting into when she married into this celebrity family, but in the past month it has been a nightmare of oppression. She told one of her friends that she tries to get out of the house as much as she can everyday because if she is home there are pop ins and constant calls and Skyping and she cannot get away from the family for even a second and are always in her business. She finds herself running errands multiple times a day because it is the only time she ever gets a chance to breathe. Lisa Stelly/Jack Osbourne
LAWYER 10/30 **#3**
This celebrity hip hop mogul has been in this space before. Our mogul has an employee that he hired out of business school. The job of this employee? He has created a database that includes every woman our mogul has ever slept with or wanted to sleep with. Every woman our mogul has met and gets a phone number for is entered into the database. When our mogul says he wants a blonde for the night that he has had sex with, names pop out. If he wants someone that he has not slept with, names pop out. The entries are scary specific and being the mogul that he is thinks he can turns the whole thing into a new dating site and make a few hundred million more bucks. Russell Simmons
LAWYER 10/30 **#4**
This B- list television actress who seems to have played the same part forever really needs rehab. One of the nannies for her children saved her life a few weeks ago when our actress took too many pills with too much booze and started choking in her sleep. The only thing that saved her was our actress fell asleep on the couch. She told the nanny everything was fine and that she had a cold. The actor ex is never around and has no idea how bad it has got and how the actress could make a really bad decision while she has their kids. The actor is into his own thing and has not cared in a long time about anything except himself. Jennie Garth/Peter Facinelli
LAWYER 10/30 **#5**
This A+ list all movie actress was pulled off her bloodied foreign born C+ list actor boyfriend after she had punched him and scratched his face because she found out he had been cheating. Crazy part? They are still going out. He will still cheat though. Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez (then they got married and have a kid together and are headed to divorce)
LAWYER 10/30 **#6**
"The first time we met was at a table reading. He had what seemed like a staff of 100. I came alone. I had never seen anything like it before. I feel like if someone could have put his water bottle to his lips they would have done it for him. He did have this incredible energy and it attracted me to him, but it turned out to be the worst few months of my life. As soon as I said hello to this (A+ list all move actor) he was all over me. Not in a physical touching and groping kind of way which was something that happened to me a lot (A list all move actress; foreign born) but he was in my space. It was like he had smothered me and the entire time we were together I felt smothered. He introduced himself to me properly and was full of ideas about the movie. Immediately he started asking questions about our characters then would switch to asking questions about my family. It was a never ending barrage of questions. I felt like he was constantly probing. I noticed that he could make anyone feel like they had all his attention. I have seen it in politicians before. I once had a politician who without me even realizing it caressing my breasts because he had engrossed me so much with his charm. No, it was not Bill Clinton, it was a foreign leader who had a thing for women. This actor told me we would be going to lunch together to talk about the movie and he had done a lot of research on the movie. I had barely even thought about it. It was a table read and he had several notebooks filled with his ideas about how to shoot things and script changes he wanted and the lunch turned into dinner. I really expected that when he dropped me off at my hotel that he would invite himself up or kiss me, but he just flashed his smile and said he would be in touch. He sent flowers the next day. Dozens and dozens. This was something that happened every single day we were together. No matter where I was, he would track me down and dozens of flowers would arrive. There were no high dollar gifts or anything, just lots and lots of flowers. The whole time we were together he kissed me several times but it was like we were in a movie and he was playing a part. There was never any sex and he never went beyond kissing me. It was so sterile. I love passion and he obviously had passion for things, but I never felt he had a passion for me as a person or us as a couple. It was a passion he brought to work and his other activities and with the director and writers, but with me, it was forced. I felt like anything that was personal with him was forced. He could talk to directors and writers about work and he would ask them personal questions but there was no intimacy about those questions. It is tough to describe. When I look back at it now, the time passed so quickly and when it ended I realized how awful it all was. It was so wonderful that first day apart and not get flowers or be forced to submit to a barrage of questions about everything. I sat there and looked out my window all day and drank coffee. I drank wine. He frowned on both of those and I ate chocolate cake. I remember that specifically, he hated cake. It was like he hated anything that was fun. He would participate in a fun activity and look like he was having fun, but it was just a look, an act. It was awful and I would hate living my life like that."
Actor: Tom Cruise (produced "Ask the Dust")
Actress: Salma Hayek
GOSSIP 10/30 **#1**
Although you see her with their kids constantly, you dont see him with the kids more than once a month and he rarely looks happy about it. Lately though, hes everywhere with them, and each moment has been captured on film. Why the sudden change? Its all because of his famous ex. Given that he and his ex havent worked together in years, and given that hes married, you would think that hed be smart enough to keep stop talking about the ex. Nope. Hes been flapping his gums lately about how hes been keeping in touch with her, and that has really ticked off his wife! So, even though he has a project to promote, he is now spending much of his time doing penance in the form of family outings: to the park, to the store, to the restaurant, to kiddy-friendly activities. Plus a romantic vacation with his wife. For each of these outings, the paparazzi are notified in advance, and each outing is captured on film with him posing as the dutiful father and husband. Well, except for the fact that he still looks absolutely miserable. Wed be willing to bet that, as a result of all this fun and togetherness, instances of him talking about his ex will be dramatically decreased in the future.
Husband: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
Husbands Ex: Jennifer Lopez
GOSSIP 10/30 **#2**
People frequently send us pics of celebrities in compromising positions. Then we have to determine whether it is the celebrity in question, whether the photos are real, or altered in some way, or completely fake, when and where the pics were taken, and what our exposure would be if we talked about them. Well, we have some interesting photos right now that appear to be real, that are of two celebrities and that are definitely pornographic in nature. We wont show them (even with faces blacked out) because the celebrities may have been underage at the time the photos were taken but we will talk about them. The first photo is of a well-known female celebrity. She has been married more than once. You may have seen her naked before, so she should not be surprised if people see this photo. In the pic she is topless, wearing crotchless panties, and she is posing provocatively for the photographer with her legs wide open. The second photo is of someone who is connected to the first female celebrity. You have not seen her naked before. In the photo, she is nude and she is getting freaky with an unidentified man. Given that she is a mom, we know she would be both surprised and very unhappy if this photo was published.
First Celeb: Kim Kardashian (has been married to Damon Thomas and Chris Humphries)
Second Celeb: Kourtney Kardashian
LAWYER 10/31 **#1**
Parents are starting to question why this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor spends so much time with their kids. At first they thought it was nice. Now they are wondering if something sinister is going on.
LAWYER 10/31 **#2**
This B-/C+ always television actress and newly single has been begging producers to let her be the next Bachelorette. She thinks it will revitalize her career and really wants the attention too. The producers like the celebrity factor of it but think she is too old. That is the same thing that was told to her when she wanted to have her own dating show. She is only Hollywood old. Jennie Garth
LAWYER 10/31 **#3**
This A list television actress on a hit network show has her under 10 daughter on a diet. Well, actually more of a specific amount of calories she is allowed to ingest each day. The daughter is already skinny and does not have an ounce of fat on her. At school, the daughter is teased because she always eats a salad with no dressing. She told her friends that she eats like that because her mom said that boys don't like girls who are fat. Cheryl Hines
LAWYER 10/31 **#4**
What former A list tweener and now a C list actress wannabe has no problems with her sister sleeping with her boyfriend. She thinks her boyfriend is a great guy and would prefer that to her sister finding some "loser." Vanessa Hudgens
LAWYER 10/31 **#5**
This A++ list all movie actress talks about all the things that are important to her and her life personally and professionally and makes it seem she is really far left in politics. Turns out it is all talk. Her biggest disagreements with her actor husband are about politics and he has let it be known to his friends that he and his wife are on opposite sides of the spectrum no matter what she might say publicly. Our actress has already voted and she did not vote for Obama. She has voted Republican forever.
LAWYER 10/31 **#6**
This actor is A+ list. Probably shouldn't be because he is not that great of an actor, but he is. 99% of the time he is movies. Not above a cameo if his butt is kissed sufficiently, but generally all movies. Only gets along with people who work for him. No one ever wants to work with him again unless they have to. He likes to think of himself as one of the guys, but it is more about people doing what he tells them to do and then sometimes they get to stand next to him. Not too close though. Our actor is the star and you would do best to remember it. Is he the biggest jackhole in Hollywood? He is right up there at the top of the list. He likes to think he is in the mob or some kind of gangster. As long as the gangster lives and interacts with the most lily white people on the face of the earth. He loves to pretend he is a family man but with the exception of being married and having kids, there is no other family in him. He treats every movie he is in like his own private casting couch. He makes it clear who he has his eyes set on during filming and no one is allowed to touch any of those women until after he has had sex with them or they have turned him down enough that he decides they must be a lesbian. He thinks every woman who ever says no to him is either a lesbian and he calls them some very choice words too. His wife has to do what he says or face his wrath. Even though they have a staff, he expects her to cook him dinner and have it ready for him when he gets home. Sometimes he gets home at 6pm and sometimes 2am but dinner better be ready and she better be serving it to him. She learned that the hard way when he dragged her out of bed not long after they were married by her hair and dragged her right down the stairs like that and made her cook for him in the middle of the night while she was naked and in front of his friends. Yeah, quite the family man.
GOSSIP 10/31 **#1**
These two media bigwigs were among the founders of a very popular online website. They were total opposites one very politically liberal and one very politically conservative, one older and one younger. However, both loved the spotlight and were frequently featured on newsy talk shows (she still is). Very few people know that during the start-up phase of their joint venture she very aggressively hit on him. He rejected her advances, citing the fact that he was M&M (married and monogamous).
She: Arianna Huffington
He: Andrew Breitbart
GOSSIP 10/31 **#2**
This nationally-known politician is all business when he is in front of the cameras, but behind the scenes, indulges in a little fantasy. He privately enjoys his "Tootsie" moments, where he dresses as a woman. His favorite part of his wardrobe are his high-heeled shoes. He even had his wife send an email to Jimmy Choo to ask when they were going to start offering larger sizes. Jimmy Choo only goes up to womens size 12 and he wears size 13.
GOSSIP 10/31 **#3**
This fit actors ego is growing even bigger and faster than his career. He recently grew tired of waiting for a table at a popular LA restaurant, and pulled out the old "Dont you know who I am?" line to try to get faster service. The hostess responded, "Yes, I do. And I actually paid to see [name of his last movie]. So that means you have to wait." Kellan Lutz "The Immortals"; Channing Tatum "Magic Mike"; Chris Evans "The Avengers"
GOSSIP 10/31 **#4**
These two actors had a dating arrangement. Even though they didnt like each other very much, they played nice and stuck it out for several months. Its over now, but she got a nice payday just for being seen on the arm of a cute up-and-comer (and for occasionally spending the night in his guest room). She got a higher profile and a nice new role. He got an attractive beard. Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana (Nina Simone biography)
GOSSIP 10/31 **#5**
He is her fiancé in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid a very handsome salary to keep her within his sights at all time so that there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, drugs, unseemly friends). He takes his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement, but for now, its necessary. Jason Trawick/Britney Spears
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