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NOTE: Guesses in
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guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01
This A list singer has had numerous men pursue her in the past. She is
married
now, but while she was dating, she would tell all her boyfriends she
was
a virgin. When she became famous several guys wanted to be her first.
There
are three men who think they are her first and they each paid dearly to
think
they were the first, but none of them actually were. Our singer lost
her
virginity back in high school to a guy who died the next year in an
auto
accident. With no one to ever challenge her, our singer sought to make
sure
she was always a force in the business. The first man owned a record
label
and our singer desperately wanted to be on that label. He thinks he was
the
first and lavished our singer with gifts including cash and cars and
signed
her to his label. The day the deal was signed they spent two whole
hours
in a hotel before she said she had to go. The second was a producer who
our
singer wanted to produce her record. He was married at the time but
wanted
this singer badly. She told him she would only go out with him if he
got
divorced. He left his wife and produced the record and in return got to
spend
a weekend with the singer before she dumped him. Then, there is her
husband
who was told when they started dating that she was a virgin and
intended
to remain so until she got married. She didn't make it that far, but
did
manage to string him along for almost two years before they finally
ended
up in bed together. In those two years she set herself up for life in
gifts
and cash even without her huge record sales.
2.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/01
1. This legend certainly enjoys the single life, but one of his
offspring
may enjoy it a little too much himself. The offspring put too much
business
out on twitter about the company he keeps. Time for a one on one with
the
legendary parent. Michael Jordan's son Marcus
2. This Mogul is finding out the hard way his late friend’s family can be a handful when you try to help them. Tyler Perry/Whitney Houston's family
3.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/01
Her marriage may be in trouble, but it hasn’t stopped this Girl her
from having sex! She’s pregnant. And with bikini season upon us, she
won’t be able to hide it for long. Now the big question is: Who’s
the Daddy? Is it her hapless hubby or her business buddy? Fending off
accusations
about an affair should give her plenty to talk about this summer.
Bethenny Frankel
4.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/01
Oh, the luxurious lifestyles of those rich and famous franchise stars!
They
basically run Hollywood these days, what with their movies making
gajillions
of dollars at the box office and all that. But it's when they step out
of
that limelight that their perfect little facades fade away and their
naughty
little secrets come to light. Like, say, Sammy Sniffles and a late
night
secret that's yet to be exposed... Until now. Sammy recently appeared
in
a mucho-hyped big screen flick, Three Cheers for the Underdog. One of
those
million dollar popcorn flicks that comes with action figures, legions
of
devoted fans and instant A-list credit. And Sam does not disappoint
when
it comes to living the franchise lifestyle. For one, S2 is into that
whole
fakey romance thing (complete with lovey-dovey paparazzi pics, natch),
and,
while that's one secret Sam would not want revealed, there's a nastier
Vice
that's starting to draw even more attention: Cocaine! And loads of it!
Yep,
like so many stars of yesteryear (or even yesterday), as soon as Sammy
made
it big in Tinseltown, the drugs started flowing. Now, Sam—discreetly,
of course—will spend the whole night snorting lines of blow. So when
does the party end? Well, it doesn't, really. Sammy does enough coke to
stay
awake through the wee hours of the morning, then heads directly from
the
party to whatever sort of work Sniffles has that day. So far though,
Sam
hasn't slipped. But we're assuming it's only a matter of time. AND IT
AIN'T:
Kristen Stewart, Josh Hutcherson, Chris Hemsworth. Chris
Evans
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#1**
What former A list actress who seemed to be in every movie made over a
5
year period and now is maybe a C spent all of a recent coast to coast
airplane
flight in first class while her daughter and nanny flew in coach. It
might
be nice to at least go back and visit them. Oh, and she also refused a
flight
attendant's request for a photograph by saying she does not do those.
And
everyone used to think she was so sweet.
Meg
Ryan
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#2**
What A list movie actress was so whacked out on drugs during this not
that
long ago movie that her A list movie actor co-star had to take over
many
of her lines for her. She just could not get them out at all.
Angelina
Jolie/Nicolas Cage "Gone In 60 Seconds"
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04 **#3**
This actress is a solid B list. Everyone knows her name and would
recognize
her instantly in pictures. She has been in the business for a long
time,
but only does movies and is not that old. When she was still a teen she
was
in a movie with a very well known actor at the time. Heck he still is.
A
very big actor. Anyway she was so enthralled with him that she would
follow
him around the entire time she was on set. When she became legal, he
took
her out to dinner and they had sex. He was dating someone seriously at
the
time so there was no way he was going to continue to see this fling. He
told
her when he left her that the reason was she was too big for him
despite
her probably weighing 100 pounds at the time. For the next five years,
the
actress was in and out of therapy and rehab because she refused to eat
and
thought that she would never get anyone again. Later they did something
else
together and she starved herself for a month before filming started,
barely
eating enough to stay functional. She thought he would be pleased, but
he
never even noticed her size although he did welcome the opportunity to
sleep
with her again. This time they had sex almost everyday of filming.
Again
at the end he dumped her and she said that she thought her world was
over
and had no idea what to do anymore. She did meet someone special right
after
and he convinced her she was too thin and they began to work on her
self-esteem
issues together. She dumped him though when a chance meeting with her
former
flame happened. This time he convinced her they would be together
forever,
but again, it was not meant to be as he was still with the same woman
as
their second time together. For the past several years she has swung up
and
down health wise depending on her therapy and still believes that
somehow
she can get this actor who she thinks of the love of her life to notice
her.
When she knows they will be somewhere together is when it is the worst
as
she stops eating to the point of passing out but for the past few years
he
has not even acknowledged her presence even when they are in the same
place.
8.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 06/04
1. WHICH still-gorgeous, 60-something star – a former Bond girl –
got into a HUGE screaming match over the phone with her husband at a
recent
Washington, D.C., political function? The actress, who’s on hubby No.
4, was so loud that other guests at the event stopped and stared before
she
stormed off! Jane Seymour
2. THIS Grammy-winning musician gets such a kick out of impersonating a certain A-list star that he actually poses for photos with the actor’s fans AND signs his autograph! The sleazy singer likes to be a bigger jerk than usual when people mistake him for "Mr. Movie Star" – and even undertips on restaurant and bar bills in the hope that the media will pick up the story! Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith and Will Ferrell
3. WHAT hunky actor’s wife isn’t so happy that her
hubby –
who is long rumored to be gay or at least bisexual – has reunited
"professionally" with a former longtime boyfriend? The multitalented
star
had cooled it for a while, but his ex begged the movie star to let him
back
into his life!
Actor: Hugh Jackman
Wife: Debora Lee Furness
Business Partner: John Palermo
4. WHAT actor/writer-turned-director has been texting and e-mailing a photo of his passed out, NAKED ex-girlfriend to pals? The former medical drama star has a sick sense of humor and actually placed leftover food on the nude girl’s body before he snapped the pic. Peter Berg/Estella Warren
5.
BUZZFOTO
06/04
This Hollywood couple that everyone adores, have been together for a
while
now. They are starting to struggle in their relationship. One of the
partners
admitted to a source that they feel like the relationship is only
"maintenance
stuff." Her solution is to pay for a one night stand when she goes to
Vegas
in a couple of weeks.
6.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/04
There are few things more humiliating than public failure. And it’s
got to hurt being pushed out of your own company. For example, back in
the
mid-1980’s, Steve Jobs was famously demoted and pushed aside at Apple
until he finally quit. But investors don’t play. If you take millions
of their dollars and can’t get the job done, they will berate, demote,
and marginalize you until you quit or get fired. This fate is awaiting
one
of the most famous names in entertainment. In fact, they are so rich
and
famous that they thought they were invincible. And now they have
completely
fucked up a huge opportunity that is costing millions of dollars and
lots
of jobs. A sober and responsible person would do whatever was necessary
to
fix the mess they created. But is this person is acting neither soberly
nor
responsibly. Are they buckling down to fix the problems? Oh, no! A big,
fat
ego – coupled with a drinking problem – is proving to be a terrible
thing. This delusional executive is running away. They are taking on
unrelated
outside jobs in the hopes of achieving success somewhere, anywhere.
Anything
to get that ego reinflated! Suffice to say, investors are furious.
While
the executive should get the boot, it’s more likely they will be
quietly
marginalized to the point of stepping aside. Oprah
7.
BUZZFOTO
06/05
This not-quite-legal actor, who has some big upcoming projects, was
seen
throwing his guts up in a club after drinking one too many this last
weekend
in Hollywood? Josh Hutcherson
8.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 06/05
The marketing for this blockbuster movie is struggling. Fans aren’t
as rabid as they were for the first installments of the saga. The film
will
make box office history, but that studio is aiming to dethrone ‘The
Avengers’ opening weekend sales. A new take on marketing will attempt
an emotional association with the new installment. One planted stunt
has
already happened and there’s more to come. "Dark Knight
Rises"/Christian Bale teared up over Heath Ledger at the MTV awards
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05
This actress used to be on the cusp of A list. It was right there for
the
taking. Then she lost it and it all happened because of a part. A part
that
she thought would take her from sexy to Academy Award. Our actress
never
had a problem working. She always worked. She just wanted to be taken
seriously.
She felt like after a few years of lead roles that all directors and
producers
wanted her for was her body. She had been on enough casting couches to
start
a furniture store and the only thing that kept getting her those roles
was
her willingness to be on the couch. She knew as she started to get
older
there would be younger and more attractive actresses that would also be
willing
to roll on the couch so she wanted more. She finally figured out how to
get
off the couch. Get a role so good that people would take her seriously.
She
was going all in on the role and decided to go method. Really method.
When
she was cast she started doing everything her character would do. She
lived
that life for months before filming. Sex, drugs and practicing what
would
be the clincher in the movie. She was ready. She was her character. She
nailed
it. She did exactly what she set out to do and received lots of praise
and
awards. Nothing big, but she had been noticed. The problem is that
after
the film was finished, she could not escape the role. Not that she was
typecast,
but she had involved herself so deeply into becoming the person she was
playing
that she kept living the same life. She goes from guy to guy just like
her
character. She loved living that party lifestyle which she convinced
herself
was work before but was now just an excuse to still stay in that one
moment
where people took her seriously. The character became such a part of
her
life that when she read for directors she would end up acting just like
the
character. As a result, with the exception of two or three decent
performances,
the past decade has been a wasteland of forgettable roles. As she
starts
to age now, the casting couch is back in play again. Even though she
has
B list name recognition and is probably still a B- list actress she
finds
herself in the same position she was before, but just can't seem to
ever
get out.
10. BLIND
GOSSIP 06/06
This actor has been in more than one big movie and received at least
one
major awards nomination in the past couple of years. While his
professional
life is on track with big roles and big awards, his personal life is
not
faring as well. At a restaurant in Los Angeles last month with a group
of
hipster friends (all male), he suddenly excused himself and ran to the
bathroom
at the back of the restaurant. He pushed past a line of people into the
small
restroom, and had a large man block the doorway to keep other guests
from
entering. The man simply stated, "He’s going to be in there awhile."
The line of people politely smiled at each other, thinking that the
star
had suddenly gotten sick to his stomach. The smiles turned to annoyance
when
they heard long, loud sniffing noises through the door. The marching
powder
session went on for an impossibly long time. When finished, he darted
out
the door without a word to the people waiting on line, gathered up his
hipster
posse, and beat a hasty exit for the door. Sadly, this powder room
behavior
has become a very regular occurrence for the actor, and if he doesn’t
get help soon, he is certainly heading for trouble.
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06
This actress was a solid B lister and for a time even considered an A
lister.
She had her own movie once or twice even though they were small. That
is
not how she is best known though. At her peak she made her living being
the
co-star and like many actresses she fell for her co-stars frequently
and
to her peril. There was never a time when she got involved with her
co-stars
that she was not used and thrown aside when the men were finished with
her.
Her most famous co-star is probably, reluctantly an A lister. He used
to
have sex with her in the morning and then go out and have sex with
other
people in the afternoon. There was one time she said that she is pretty
sure
he called while having sex with another woman, but she always took him
back
until he found someone more famous and he didn't want to come back.
Another
co-star who is more celebrity than actor she fell for didn't even
pretend
to have any feelings for our actress. He would put her down in front of
her
friends and would send her to the bedroom and tell her to wait while he
hung
out with his friends and he would go in and have sex and then just come
right
back out. If he was finished with her for the night he would send her
home.
She always came back though. Another co-star who actually did treat her
right
gave up because our actress lost interest to another B list actor who
would
yell at her and make her cry and she just could not get enough.
actress:
Brittany Murphy
A lister actor: Ashton Kutcher (Demi Moore)
celebrity: Eminen
co-star who treated her right:
B list actor:
12.
BUZZFOTO
06/06
These two celebrity mothers got together for a playdate with their
toddlers
recently. One mother (the bigger star) still uses a pacifier for her
child,
even though the child is out of diapers. As soon as she left the
activity,
the other star called up all of her friends to gossip and tell everyone
what
a "bad mother" the bigger star was because of this.
13.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 06/06
1. WHICH super-famous reality star’s popular perfume is a huge seller,
but her new beau can’t stand the scent? The musician boyfriend didn’t
want to create a stink and hurt his lady’s feelings because she loves
wearing it 24/7, so he LIED and told her he was allergic to ALL
perfume!
Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
2. WHAT married-with-kids A-list movie star has his faithful assistant help him find dates with men on a gay sex website that caters to guys who like Latino and African- American gangster-types? The actor, who has long been rumored to swing both ways, has a kinky penchant for prison thugs! Will Smith
3. THIS Academy Award-winning actress – she’s the widow of an iconic screen legend and Oscar winner – is sadly showing signs of dementia. Friends are concerned because the 80-something star has started telling tales about her handsome husband’s many indiscretions and how she was a fool to be so devoted all those years! Joanne Woodward/Paul Newman; Lauren Bacall/Humphrey Bogart
4. WHAT pop star – she’s currently on a world tour – crossed the line when she physically assaulted her new female choreographer? The pro hoofer had the gall to approach the entertainer during rehearsals, so the singer palmed the woman’s face and pushed her back! The choreographer quit on the spot. Nicki Minaj
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#1**
What actress you probably have never heard of but scored herself the
lead
in a high profile tv movie quit because one of her co-stars who you
have
heard of, kept hitting on her.
Holly
DeVeaux/Rob Lowe "Imperfect Justice"
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#2**
These two were in a movie together. They were actually even a couple
for
a bit. He used to be A list and has only ever done movies. He does not
do
much now. He spends a lot of his time doing nothing except watching his
former
co-star and flame. She is a movie actress but is not above doing
television
for the right part at the right time. Not her usual though. She has no
idea
he ex actually stalks her. She knows that he seems to show up at odd
places
and events halfway across the world but he always says he is working.
He
lives for the moments when they run into each other away from LA
because
that is the one time she will sometimes let her guard down and let him
close
to her again. Back in the day he scared her. Scared her very badly. Too
intense.
Too controlling. Not anything like he appears in reality or even in his
roles.
Confrontational and would not back down. It was too much. She thinks he
has
changed, but he hasn't. He makes sure to always be acting his best when
she
is around. The last few people he has dated have almost been her twin.
One
of them had the wrong hair color and he made her color it to match.
Everyone
who knows him assumes he managed to chase away her last boyfriend who
almost
married her. He lived to break them up and worked and worked and worked
at
it. Our actor thinks that he can get her back despite what happened in
the
past. Despite the fact that when he touches her now she still looks
like
she is freaked out. She has told her friends and our actor that she
would
never take him back. He keeps trying though. Watching and following.
16.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 06/07
This established male actor that has A-list status has been doing
everything
he can to regain his youth and appeal to a younger audience. He has had
a
few surgical procedures and botox. He shelled out thousands on fighting
the
aging battle, but he suddenly became very cheap on his hair. After
buying
a box of drug store hair color, he attempted to do the job himself. He
ended
up botching it and had to have a professional come fix it. He made up a
huge
story about how it was all an "accident" and claimed he mixed up his
leave
in conditioner with his wife’s dye.
Tom
Cruise
17.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/07 **1**
The first blind item today is about this woman who was recruited from a
competitor network. She got her job because she was having an affair
with
the married president. Every time he wanted to be with her, he would
call
his wife and tell her he was working late. How original! Everyone in
the
building knew about the affair, but the chatter really ramped up when
he
hired her to star on one of the network’s shows. Yes, everyone knows.
Well, except for the wife. She seems to be pretty clueless. Even though
she
works in the same building.
Woman: Michelle Beadle/sports reporter and host on ESPN and NBC
Universal
Man: Steve Capus/president of NBC News
Wife Sophia Faskianos/Dateline
18.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/07 **#2**
You already know that Woman 2 annoyed her way out of a job. Well, we
have
some information on the timing of her termination. She won’t last the
year. She will only last as long as a significant summer event
continues.
Then she will have to say sayonara to her sweet gig!
Woman
2: Ann Curry "Today Show" after the Summer Olympic
19.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/07 **#3**
A successor has been chosen! Man 2 – the same man who spurred the
demise
of the last co-host – has chosen a successor. Interestingly enough,
it’s Woman 3, the competent candidate with whom he hasn’t slept.
Yet. (She is single, so you never know what may happen in the future!)
She
will move into her new post as soon as her predecessor leaves. What
happens
to Woman 4, the woman with whom he did have an affair? She is staying
put.
She’s got a good job and she knows it.
Man
2: Matt
Lauer
Woman 3: Savannah
Guthrie
Woman 4: Natalie Morales
20.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/07 **#4**
She says that something happened. He says that she is a liar. This case
of
He Said/She Said will hinge on a photo. Yes, there is a photo with a
time
and date stamp on it. And it definitely proves the case in the woman’s
favor. The only problem is that she doesn’t have the photo in her
possession. The photo was taken by a third party, Orange Girl, who was
on
the same television show. He wants that photo badly, and he has lots of
money
and a really big, nasty mouth to pressure Orange Girl into giving it to
him
and siding with him. And if Orange Girl isn’t intimidated and won’t
respond to the stick, he will offer her the carrot of a spot on a
future
television show. Orange Girl really wants to be famous. She may be
willing
to sacrifice the truth and her alliance with her friend in order to
achieve
that fame. Either way he will likely get what he wants. He usually
does.
He:
Donald Trump
She: Miss Pennsylvania
Orange Girl: Miss Florida
21.
BUZZFOTO
06/07
These two costars from a very popular network comedy have always had a
great
relationship…. until now. The actress accidentally "outed" her costar
when she had too much to drink at a party. We wonder how his girlfriend
reacted
when she heard the news…..
Actor: Johnny Galecki
Co-star: Kaley Cuoco.
Girlfriend: Kelly Garner
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#1**
Talk about not having a say in the naming of your child. This actress
who
is C list based on talent and A list based on name recognition has been
told
by her husband what they are naming the baby and he has already
trademarked
the baby's name even though she is not even halfway through her
pregnancy.
Apparently the husband has already even drawn up business plans and
wants
the actress to focus more on marketing products he thinks will be a fit
between
her and the baby. Does she have a say in this? Not really.
Megan
Fox/Brian Austin Green
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08 **#2**
This actor is A list. There should be no doubt in your mind that he is.
He
is also foreign born. He also likes to make sure that his movies are
filled
with plenty of potential bedmates. He makes it perfectly clear that he
wants
to have final approval over small roles that are just a line or two so
he
can have them filled with high school girls he finds attractive. He
loves
trading roles for sex. Most of the time he gets what he wants just by
introducing
himself but he saves the ones who hold out from him roles for them to
fill.
He promises them big Hollywood dreams and all they end up with is his
sweaty
body on them for a couple of minutes or spanking him and calling him
very
bad. You would think that with all his kinks that he would stick to
women
who are older and not just high school seniors. He calls them his
personal
yearbook. He used to be with someone who could satisfy all his kinks
and
she would bring home others who were younger, but when she left he gave
up
on anyone older and prefers them as young as possible. Always legal,
but
always very young. His favorite expression is my 18th birthday is
today.
Most of the teens that take him up on his offers never come back. They
have
never encountered anything quite like what gets this actor turned on.
Those
that don't run away, he sees frequently and he will definitely call and
call
and call if he likes you. Of course he will ask you to bring your
friends
and you are more likely than not to be stranded in a bar somewhere so
he
can take home a couple of your friends and try them out. Apparently in
the
last 5 years he has only been with three or four people over the age of
19.
This despite being more than double that age. Not too far from triple
that
age. Hugh Grant/Elizabeth Hurley
24.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/08
Is there a crack in these friendships? First, this Diva has got to put
up
with the publicity hungry girlfriend of her hubby’s collaborator in
her inner circle. Now, the Diva’s Actress friend is getting a little
loose with her language and is catching pushback because of it. Will
the
Diva be able to sit this out, or will she have to speak on it?
Diva: Beyoncé
Publicity hungry girlfriend:
Kim
Kardashian
Diva’s Actress friend:
Gwyneth
Paltrow
25.
POPBITCH
06/08 {{British blog}}
According to current rumours, the spring in Katherine Jenkins' step
isn't
just from her appearance in Dancing With The Stars and more to do with
a
secret fling with which LA-based superstar?
26.
BUZZFOTO
06/08
Which C list actress from a network sitcom recently keyed the car of
her
television husband after she overheard him telling the crew that he was
"glad
she wasn’t" his "wife in real life?"
27.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 06/08
This going-to-be an A Lister and his fiancé have quietly split just
in time for him to make his blockbuster break. He and his PR team want
to
pretend the engagement never happened while she is doing everything she
can
to make the marriage happen for all the wrong reasons. Alex
Pettyfer
and Riley Keough
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10
Two couples and two babies but so entwined. So, the first couple to get
pregnant
consists of a female celebrity who used to be a singer and probably
wishes
she still was and that people would come watch her perform. Meanwhile
she
will just keep doing things here and there on tv and doing regular work
too.
She loved having the attention of being pregnant and having the world
focused
on her and then along comes this other couple. This couple consists of
a
female celebrity who just tries to keep working and her husband who
also
used to be a singer and probably wishes he still was and that people
would
come watch him perform. Meanwhile he will just keep doing things here
and
there on tv. As soon as celebrity couple #2 became pregnant, celebrity
female
#1 started talking smack non stop to anyone who would listen about the
other
couple. I mean we are talking world class trash talking here. Who knew
she
had it in her. Meanwhile the celebrity female #2 wanted people to stop
talking
about female celebrity #1's baby all the time. Unlike female celebrity
#1
though, she did not talk smack to anyone and just let it all fall off
her
shoulders and has been amazingly nice. Well, the two worlds collided a
few
months ago in a big way. It turns out the celebrity females have the
same
doctor and ended up having an appointment at exactly the same time. The
two
of them in a waiting room together. Pretending the other didn't exist.
No
one else there. Just the two of them. Not even a word. Not even an
acknowledgment.
Couple
#1: Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson
Couple #2: Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minnillo
29.
BUZZFOTO
06/11
This aging, foreign-born actor, who has won a big award is said to be
seriously
perusing over mail-order catalogs so he can find a companion that he
can
keep on the side for companionship. He wants to buy her a home on
foreign
soil and visit her in between projects.
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#1**
What A list pop singer called up the boyfriend she had dumped two weeks
earlier
and begged him to go out with her. She ended up getting drunk and doing
way
more on their date than she intended, but knew she needed to take all
precautions
to avoid ending up naked in bed with her ex which is what he had
proposed
when he called two days before.
Katy
Perry and Robert Ackroyd (Florence and the Machine guitarist)
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11 **#2**
It's not very often that an Academy Award nominee can have such a
secret
life, but this actress has managed it. It is something she got from the
rest
of her family. Secrets were easy to keep on the family and no one
talked
to outsiders. No one except for a few people even know who the real
father
of our actress is. There are huge gaps missing in her life story and
some
of them are answered here. When our actress graduated from high school
she
had big dreams but ended up in a situation which saw her getting
married
to a high school sweetheart. Her life got put on a hold awhile before
she
could start her acting career full-time. She eventually did so and just
when
she thought everything was going great after her college graduation,
she
again had a setback. This time it was another relationship which she
has
never discussed. She never discusses any of her relationships. As far
as
anyone is concerned she has never even had a relationship. For a long
time
she had a relationship with a person she had met at school. This so
dominated
her life that for almost two years she was unable to really focus on
acting.
It was not until the relationship ended after two years that she got
her
big break. Because of the way relationships have messed up her career
and
her plans, she tries to avoid any kind of situation which could lead to
a
date or a relationship. She stays alone and has few friends. She
refuses
to let anyone really know her. She has friends only for the sake of
saying
she has friends, but they don't know anything about her either. If you
ask
her a question about any part of her life you will not get an answer,
but
instead, some kind of vague circling that sounds like an answer.
Jessica
Chastain
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12
A few years ago it seemed like you could not watch any movie without
seeing
this actress. She was everywhere. She was the it girl. She was the next
big
thing. She was in big movies and blockbusters and even got nominated
for
some of the bigger awards and then one day, she was gone. Vanished. She
was
B+ list at the time and now, if she decided to come back, she would
probably
still be close to a B because of her name and what she did in her short
time.
She has talked about coming back but she went through some of the
roughest
times that I have ever heard. She was in her late teens when she really
got
noticed and that is when it became hard. There was the movie with the
method
actor who has been nominated for an Academy Award and is A list all the
way.
He decided that he was going to do drugs for the movie and insisted she
do
the same. He said he would get her fired if she didn't, so there she
was
in an alley in a city she had never been before smoking crack with an
actor
who said it was all part of the process. When he forced her to have sex
with
her "to keep things real," she wondered if that was part of the process
too.
Apparently his process involved him having sex with every female on the
production. There was the producer who kept wanting her to read for a
part
and would keep insisting that she come at the end of the day to his
office.
After everyone left for work. She knew what was going to happen. She
knew
it and told her agent she didn't want to go and why couldn't she meet
the
producer somewhere else. The agent told her the producer always did it
that
way. A soon as she got to his office and he reached for her breast she
ran
screaming from the office and never went back. Her agent acted like it
was
a big misunderstanding and he would get her another meeting with the
producer.
Maybe they could go to dinner or something. She talked about the time
she
had agreed to do a love scene, but with no nudity and the director kept
her
in her trailer for three hours yelling at her that she needed to get
naked
for the scene to make it real. There was that word again and she was
tired
of it. He gave her something to take and then had sex with her and she
finally
agreed to get naked for the movie. There she was in front of 30 other
people
having sex on camera and the director yelling at her to make it more
real.
more sexy. He never even used the scene. It ended up on the cutting
room
floor. She later heard he had hours of footage of actresses from scenes
just
like hers that ended up in his home but never on screen. He loved the
power.
After one too many gropings on set or coke being offered to her. Our
actress
just left. She walked away. One second she was there and one she was
not.
She says she has quit forever.
33.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/12
Mom recently made a big move to divorce herself from a key family
member
and an oppressive lifestyle. But it looks like she isn’t going alone.
She is taking her kid/s with her! Grandma, who has lost all control of
the
situation, is not handling the situation gracefully. Grandpa, on the
other
hand, would have heartily approved of this turn of events.
Mom: Lisa Marie Presley
Kid/s: Danielle Riley, Benjamin Storm, Harper Vivienne Ann, Finley
Aaron
Love
Grandma: Elvis Presley
Grandpa: Priscilla Presley
34.
BUZZFOTO
06/12
This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000's but now her
spotlight
is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a
well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a
year,
she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There
are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to
spend
the night with a former famous performer. Blu Cantrell
35.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 06/13
1. WHAT straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s
since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a
memorable
sex party with multiple MALE escorts? The actor is known for his wild
partying
and hooker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies
and
is now into guys. Charlie Sheen
2. WHICH Oscar-winning actress has infuriated her fiance because she skinny-dips in the family pool in front of their kids’ friends AND the household staff? Her actor-beau doesn’t mind her swimming in the buff when it’s just the two of them, but now their oldest boys’ pals have been visiting more often to catch a glimpse of the hot mom’s "splash parties." Not to mention the gardener who almost drove the lawnmower into the house after getting an eyeful!
3. THIS former child star recently had a baby with her athlete husband, but the bundle of joy hasn’t helped their troubled marriage. The young couple have tried counseling, but it hasn’t curbed his urge to spend more and more of HER hard-earned money – and that’s left the actress seriously contemplating single motherhood. Hilary Duff /Mike Comrie
4. THIS respected TV personality and her producer/ filmmaker husband have both had same-sex affairs throughout their long marriage. She’s been hooking up with a famous female author, and he’s been linked to many openly gay Broadway actors and dancers. Diane Sawyer/Mike Nichols
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13
It is surprising to me that this actress still can go out and smile
everyday
and keep plugging away at her career. She is probably a C+. Movies
mainly.
Almost exclusively actually. Even though she is a C+ in the acting
world,
you would probably still recognize the name for sure, although putting
a
face to it would be a little tougher. At one point she was the lead in
a
movie. That seems a long time ago. When she got the lead she did so
through
contacts she made at her church. They made it clear to her that there
would
be payback. She balked at what their payback was. It turns out that
when
new recruits come through the door they wanted her to act as their
greeter
and to show them around. They also wanted her to flirt and if the
person
had enough money and was a big catch, the flirting should turn into
something
more. She refused. She then had a year long dry spell acting.
Apparently
at some point all was forgiven and she started getting roles again. All
the
roles were set up through contacts of the church. She was on top of the
world
again and excited that she was acting. Then she started wanting some of
the
money she had been paid. Turns out that because she had not entertained
the
men properly before, the church was fining her. They took almost every
penny
of her salary for four consecutive movies. She had enough for rent and
food.
That's it. Car? Nope. They came and took her to work and picked her up
and
took her to church. Quit the church? She can't. Her whole family is in
the
church. She thinks her friends are in the church too. She was wrong.
Have
a drink? Smoke some pot? Those friends were sending texts the second
she
did anything over the line and she was forced to pay fines or work for
three
days straight or suddenly told she did not get a role. She was given a
boyfriend.
They did not have sex but she was told the actor needed a girlfriend to
stop
rumors about his sexuality so she complied. Out in public and in
interviews
she said he was her boyfriend. They went to premieres and parties and
were
the happy couple. At the end of the night he went home and so did she
after
she gave a report. 24 hours a day they are in her life. Several times
she
has wanted to walk away, but she loves acting. She keeps putting on
that
smile and pretending her life is great but she hates every second. Erika
Christensen
37.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 06/13
This action hero in a major franchise has a lot of action going on
downstairs.
He is on his fourth STD. You’d think he’d learn to shield himself
against diseases, but he hates using protection because it "ruins" the
moment.
Chris Evans
38.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/13
Lots of stars currently filming this weird movie. We’ll focus on two
of them. She is a young – but very experienced – actress. He is
at least ten years older than her, and is starring in several films
this
year. They are doing a scene together. He enters the scene wearing
nothing
but a thong that barely covers his private parts. It is not a bedroom
scene.
She stops filming, pulls her publicist aside, and talks about how
uncomfortable
she is with the way he is dressed and the fact that he has been
drinking
and smoking weed and acting like an unprofessional jerk all day.
Production
shuts down for a while the two go for a little walk. The publicist
manages
to talk her down, they come back to the set, and production resumes.
After
filming for only a couple of minutes, she starts freaking out again.
Why?
Because, seeing how uncomfortable she was, he decided to push it even
more.
He began doing an obscene break dance right in front of her… starring
him and his thrusting crotch. She walked off the set, vowing never to
work
with him again.
Actress:
Actor:
Film:
39.
BUZZFOTO
06/13
This British star who is on an auto-themed show in the UK, was seen
outside
of a pub recently, using very harsh racist language against a homeless
man.
Jeremy
Clarkson
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#1**
This A list R&B singer is famous for his birthday parties. Not
famous
publicly so much, but famous for how much he likes the attention. At a
recent
birthday celebration, our singer held it at a big venue and there were
lots
and lots of celebrities. Within this main event, there would be a
private
party also being held in a separate VIP room for our singer. The staff
working
the party were told that he would mingle for a short period of time in
the
main event and work his way to his private party which was supposedly a
surprise.
Our singer's people told management at the venue that they only wanted
females,
and they had to be attractive to be providing service to the singer.
The
staff were told to not talk to him, do not ask for any autographs,
speak
only when spoken to - stay out of his way because he can be an a-hole
and
make sure everyone has what they need before they have to ask for it.
When
the singer arrives, he sees his cake - doesn't even bother to feign
interest.
He has a very tight crew of men around him that are fawning all over
him
and touching him and he is loving every minute of this attention. They
want
him bad, and he knows it. They all end up sitting together on a couch,
and
they are all about him. He completely ignores all of the other people
in
the room, they have his attention. All of it. None of the other guests,
not
the people bringing drinks or food. Just the guys around him.
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14 **#2**
Our actor today used to be an A lister. I suppose he still has some
type
of permanent close to A list status as he would never do a movie in
which
he was not the lead. Academy Award winner. Kids. And former woman
beater
who used to beat one of his old girlfriends so badly that some people
are
surprised she lived. The couple hated each other at the same time they
loved
each other. He would sleep with someone during the day and then come
home
to this former A list actress movie star who would smell perfume or see
lipstick
and they would start to fight. At the time, our actor had a rage which
he
had not yet learned to control and would beat her. Our actress once had
to
back out of a movie she was set to star in because our actor beat her
so
badly. The role went to another actress who won an Academy Award. That
actress
also had sex with our actor. Even after he would hit her, the actress
would
never leave. When our actor tried to leave her she would beg him to
stay
and he would. There was not a month that went by where he didn't beat
her.
There have been no other women that have ever said anything about him
hurting
them, but this actress brought out the best. Even though he cheated on
her
on a daily basis, when he found out she was maybe cheating on him, he
knocked
out her three front teeth. There was also a scar that you could see
right
above her lip where the tooth had pushed through. The relationship
probably
would have ended up with her dead, but our actor found another actress
he
wanted for his regular girlfriend and broke it off and fled the country
with
his new actress girlfriend. By the time he got back our beaten actress
had
move on and into another violent relationship. One that lasted much
longer.
42.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/14 **#1**
This pretty actress is suddenly everywhere, appearing in half a dozen
films
over the past couple of years. But while she played a 17-year-old in a
stage
play just a few years ago (just before her film career really started
taking
off), she is nowhere near 17. She is actually in her mid-30s. In real
life,
that might not be so important. As an actress, though, it gets tougher
to
book those desirable younger roles once you pass 30. She has never
talked
about her age in any interview, and after years of battling to keep her
real
age off of IMDB – and then having the birth year change three times
in the past couple of years – her real age is finally listed there.
Boy, is she pissed! But she won’t sue to get it removed. That would
just bring more attention to it. Jessica Chastain
43.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/14 **#2**
This celebrity was invited to a party hosted by a group of several
celebrities
with whom she used to be friendly. She did not want to attend the
party,
but did allow her adult children to go, as they had grown up with many
of
the people who were there. The celeb directed her kids to call her
immediately
if anything suspicious or "too adult" happened at the party. She soon
got
a call from her daughter (an actress), who reported that many of the
celebs
that Mom knew were hanging around a table. On that table were long,
long
lines of powder, some running the entire length of the table. Several
big
names were hovering over the table and hoovering up its contents. Among
that
group: An actress whose beauty has been destroyed more by plastic
surgery
than by age. She is married to an actor whose career is faring better
than
hers. An actor who is known for only one role in a nostalgic TV show.
The
one-role actor’s wife. She is an actress, too, and hails from a
famously
screwed-up family. Mom calmly asked her daughter what she thought she
should
do. The daughter – who is a rising star and seems to have her head
screwed
on straight – immediately pulled her sibling away from the party and
headed for home.
Celebrity:
Lisa Marie Presley
Daughter: Riley Keough
Actress w/ Plastic Surgery: Melanie Griffith
TV Actor: Danny Masterson
TV Actor’s Wife: Bijou Phillips
44.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/14
Will this upcoming tour be the last? The Brothers don’t get along. The
Jacksons
45.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 06/14
Remember when we mentioned that actor who has been immersing himself in
work
but his team has been busy beard shopping? Click
HERE
if you missed that one… Well, he has found a taker. She hasn’t
done much lately, but she will be in a movie filled with big names next
year. Jake Gylenhaal and Minka Kelly ("The Butler")
46. BUZZFOTO 06/14This Hollywood actor is in the process of getting a divorce. The reason for the split is mostly due to his repeated cheating. Now that the process has started, he’s feeling deep regret and is doing everything he can to stop the divorce. We hear it’s too late and it will go through, but he’s even offered his wife a promise that he would quit the biz forever if she’ll take him back. Arnold Schwarzenegger
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15
So, today I wanted to tell you about this actress. She is still an
actress
although she has not been in much lately. I would say she is still in
the
B+/A- list as far as name recognition goes, but as for actual acting
and
her status on the working list, she is probably a C+. Always more
famous
for things other than her acting, she is a big name. For years she has
been
the object of desire for many men. Men, who have seen her and are
willing
to pay a price to spend time with her. After her most recent series
failed
and the grind to find more acting work began to take its toll, our
actress
found a way to earn money and have a good time and make all those men
happy.
If you live outside the US and have a big enough checkbook you can hire
our
actress. She has a one week minimum and prefers a month. Last year she
made
more money by being the companion of men around the world than she ever
did
acting. She gets to go to parties and events and has seen the world.
She
tries to not get too drunk and every man who has spent time with her
has
had her back for another visit. She is not shy about it and will tell
you
flat out it is what she enjoys doing. No more auditions or wondering if
she
is going to get another role. No more being grab handled by guys at
mall
signings and endless photographs where she pretends to be happy. She
has
found her plan for the next few years and as she says, it's a living.
Oh,
and for sure this one will be revealed.
48.
BOSSIP
06/16
There’s been plenty of speculation about this hot young r&b star’s
sexuality, but most of it has been drowned out by the adoration by fans
and
famous alike. After keeping folks guessing in 2011, this soul singer
will
answer any questions about which team he’s swinging for with his
upcoming
musical release. Sorry, but the only other hint we can give is he had
at
least one big rap collabo last year.
Frank
Ocean
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18
This former A list female singer thought she had it made. It didn't
start
out that way for her and didn't end that way for her, but there was a
short
period of time where she thought she was going to be on top of the
world
forever. Back when she was starting out she had a voice and a demo
tape.
She was lucky enough to have a guy hear it and the next thing you know
she
was meeting with some of the biggest producers in the music industry.
Just
because it is not acting does not mean there is not a casting couch.
The
producers told her they could get her with some great writers and other
singers
and make her a star, but what was she going to do for them? For a year
she
had to trade sex with producers for recording time and writers for
songs
and rappers for guest appearances. In a manuscript she is shopping
right
now she says that she had to have sex with over 50 different guys to
make
her first record. She said that if she didn't, they would have just
found
someone with just as much talent who was willing to have sex, so she
did
it. After her first record was a huge success, she thought that life
was
over and that she would have some clout. Nope. She did not have to have
sex
as much, but because the record company controlled her, the executives
there
said they were not sure if they were going to keep using her or go in
another
direction. That resulted in a long term relationship with three men at
the
record company who protected her from everyone else but also expected
her
to be on call for them 24 hours a day. They also got her hooked on coke
and
by the time she finished recording and went on tour she said that weeks
would
go by in blur. When it came time for her next record, she said she was
numb
and spent most days trying to sleep off the nights before. Not only the
drugs
but also the memories. She would record and have sex, often with all
three
of the men in the same night but never at the same time. She could not
go
on any longer and she told them that. She thought because she had so
many
hits and sold so many records that she would be immune like she had
seen
from some of the other females she worked with. Nope. They gave her a
chance
to change her mind, but our singer said not again. The next thing you
know
she was dropped and went from A list to, "who?" almost overnight. She
blew
through all her money trying to record her own album, but it sounded
nothing
like her other records and did awful. For years she tried to do it on
her
own but just was locked out. Then she made a call and said she wanted
back
in again. All these years later and she has a brand new anticipated
record
coming out that features lots of great producers, guest singers and she
says
she had to do it because she needed to live. She thinks she can make
enough
from the sales and from touring to live on and never have to go through
the
process ever again. Ashanit;
Ciara
50.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/18 **1**
One of those cringe-worthy reality shows. Frankly, these people are not
smart,
and none had any kind of success before the reality show. This
abundance
of stupidity is reflected in their current evil plan to get rid of one
of
the cast members. They are each telling the producer that they refuse
to
film with Cast Member A. They hope that if no one will film with her,
the
producers will be forced to let her go. Here’s why their strategy is
deeply flawed: While Cast Member A may not be the most likable person
in
the world, she is the one who is bringing in the ratings! And that is
what
matters most to reality producers. She has the most interesting story
lines,
gets the most magazine covers, and makes the most money off of
branding.
So targeting her for elimination is pretty stupid on the part of her
jealous
cast mates. They would be much smarter to ally with her to ensure their
own
survival. But, as we told you before, they are just not that smart.
Maybe
they will realize that after they get booted from the show. Yes, the
producer
is cleaning house on this one.
Show: "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
Cast Member A: Teresa Giudice
Stupid cast members: Caroline Manzo; Jacqueline Laurita
51.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/18 **#2**
What was a fading teen idol doing in a questionable neighborhood late
one
night? Catching a bite to eat at a local restaurant, uncomfortably
posing
with the occasional fan for photos, and… scoring drugs? That’s
right. When he thought no one was looking, he met up with the local
party
girl, who took him into the alley next to a restaurant. Were they
asking
for menu recommendations? Not unless they come from some shady
character
dressed all in black in an alley. The hookup girl did the
introductions.
The two men nodded at each other, exchanged a couple of words, and then
exchanged
money for a black plastic baggie. The whole deal took less than a
minute,
and our boy looked very paranoid, glancing around, and pulling his
baseball
cap low over his eyes. The man in black took off in one direction, and
our
boy jumped into a waiting car with the local girl and split. My, my,
my,
this young performer is quite the multi-tasker! Television appearances
,
bad music, fake relationships, and he still manages to find time to
score
a little sum sum in the back alleys. Time to go to rehab,
brah! Joe
Jonas
52.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/18 **#3**
A few years ago, this celebrity swore she would have nothing to do with
all
those "sleazy reality stars." She told friends that reality stars had
no
talent, made no contribution to making the world a better place, that
their
antics were "disgusting", and that she didn’t want to spend one minute
of her life thinking about them or being involved with them. Fast
forward
a few years and a few failures later, and she now has a whole new
attitude.
She is currently in deep discussions with the three reigning kings of
reality
television. What is she doing? Trying to become the Reality Queen! In
addition
to her recent reality dabbling, she is trying to bring aboard some star
friends
to do a reality show to mend their reputation. She is also considering
staging
the ultimate reality stunt herself: Her own wedding. Oh, how the mighty
have
fallen! She doesn’t have a perfume, but, if she did, it would be
called… Desperation.
Celebrity: Oprah
#3 Three Kings: Andy Cohen; Mike Fleiss; Ryan Seacrest
Star friends: John Travolta/Kelly Preston
Recent Reality Dabbling: Kim Kardashian
Wedding: to Steadman
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19
In Hollywood, it seems like most of the actors you read about are
cheating
on their wives. It doesn't matter who their wife is or what she looks
like,
chances are she is getting cheated on and probably frequently. Well,
this
former A list actor and probably still a B- is one of the greatest
cheaters
ever. There is nothing he would not do to have sex with someone. I
think
I will focus on the time he was married to the wife before his current
one.
She is an actress too. A good one. A very good one although people seem
to
discount her skills for some reason. I think it is because she comes
across
as an airhead which she isn't. She just thinks that is what people
expect
of her in public so she plays to that role. Anyway, our actor once got
his
wife drunk so she would pass out and then called over a woman and had
sex
with her on the bedroom floor with his wife sleeping in the bed. This
was
a favorite trick of his. He would often get his wife drunk or drugged
out
so she would pass out and he could cheat. When he was working there was
not
a day that went by that he did not have sex with someone on set. Most
of
the time it was someone new everyday, but if someone was particularly
intriguing
he would have sex with her a few days in a row. Our actor was not
careful
about using protection during sex and his wife lived in constant fear
of
what she would catch from him. There was the time our actor dropped his
wife
off to get her hair done and while she was getting it done at the salon
he
suggested, the actor was having sex out in the parking lot with the
owner
of the salon. Our actress put up with it for years. Our actor always
said
he would change but never did. He would always talk his way back into
her
life. Don Johnson/Melanie
Griffith
54.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 06/19
These celebrity siblings got into a screaming match after the more well
known
of the two accused the lesser known of reverting back to an old cocaine
habit.
The war started awhile ago after the lesser known started hanging out
with
a tabloid favorite who recently held up production thanks to the nasty
habit.
It reached a boiling point and threats were made including a cutoff of
financial
help.
Well
known: Hillary Duff
Lesser known: Haylie Duff
Tabloid favorite: Lindsay Lohan
55.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 06/20
1. WHAT popular star of a classic 1989 teen film – he’s since turned
into a successful adult actor – had an eyebrow lift that has left him
with a permanent look of surprise? The 40-something star (whose sister
is
also a famous actress) is so inconsolable about the botched surgery
that
he’s considering suing the reputable Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who
performed it!
John
Cusack
2. EVERYONE likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided that her young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Jennifer Lopez/Nicki Minaj
3. WHICH rapper has begged his girlfriend’s mother to manage his dad’s flailing water purification business venture? The musician thinks it’s the least she can do since his popularity has given their family name a much-needed boost of street cred! Kanye West
4. THIS newly married Hollywood couple never settled their religious differences before walking down the aisle – and now it’s become a HUGE issue! The laid-back newlyweds didn’t give it too much thought, but his family is insisting that their future grandchildren must be raised Jewish! Drew Baryymore
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#1**
This controversial singer was thisclose to A list two years ago because
of
a couple of big hits and talked about awards show appearance. Now?
Being
controversial used to be cute, but now it turns people off. She is also
not
a fun person to work for or be with or hang out with and if you do, you
do
so at your own peril. Two people who worked under her attempted
suicide.
She dumped her baby (who she never sees) daddy via twitter so she could
date
someone else. She accused a former employee of leaking tracks. He
didn't
and someone was discovered later to have done it. Prior to the
discovery
of the other person though, the singer blacklisted the man, told
everyone
to stay away from him and that she would not work with anyone who
worked
with him. She also had him followed everyday to see if he was
responsible.
She had him harassed to the point where he got hooked on drugs and has
never
been the same since. She never apologized when they discovered the real
person
who had leaked the tracks.
Mia
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20 **#2**
I asked last week about whether you were the black sheep in your
family.
Today I want to tell you about one of the worst sisters to have if you
are
a sister. She is an actress. I guess she is C list, but she would
probably
be nowhere if not for her more famous sister who once flirted with B+
status,
maybe even A- depending on what career we are discussing. Anyway, the
lesser
known sister was the number one seller of insider information to the
tabloids,
including the fact that her sister contracted an STD by one boyfriend;
who
the sister lost her virginity to; what the situation was like when she
did;
had no problems sleeping with the boyfriends of her sister; and then
would
tell the tabloids that the boyfriends were cheating on the sister but
of
course would not say with whom. The lesser known sister had her much
more
famous sister convinced that it was boyfriends or the boyfriends'
friends
that were spilling all this dirt. It was not until one night when the
more
famous sister walked in on the lesser known sister having lines snorted
off
her breasts by a boyfriend (B list celebrity) that she realized the
truth.
That experience also led the boyfriend to go sober. he said it scared
him
straight. He is also the one who gave the more well known sister the
STD.
Lesser known sister: Hayley Duff
Better known sister: Hilary Duff
B list boyfriend: Joel Madden
58.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/20
This actor had a sweet gig that lasted longer than usual. Good pay, the
ability
to work with top names, lots of creative freedom, plus time to do other
projects
on the side. Overall, it was a sweet gig. So what did he do? He quit! A
couple
of flops later, though, and he’s panicking. He is now begging for his
old job back. What a dick. Will Forte
"Saturday
Night Live"; Andy Samberg "Saturday Night Live"
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21
It has been a sad past few months for this A list movie actor. And let
me
start right off by saying this is not John Travolta and the actor I'm
talking
about does not even like John Travolta. In fact, one time they actually
shoved
each other. So, there you go. Our actor is A list. Only movies,
although
he seems like the kind of guy that if you gave him something fun or
really
good he would do television. He isn't a snob at all. He does though
hold
a secret that he thinks about every second of the day and that is his
sexuality.
He is married. Been so for awhile. Even before he met his wife though
he
met his best friend and his lover. The pair have been through
everything
together. he has generally worked on our actor's movies and is never
far
from his side. They lived in the same city and the wife knew about and
accepted
the relationship. It was great for her too because she had her own
interests
and our actor is a great guy and great provider. This was the perfect
man
for our actor. Never flashy. never wanting to be out in the open.
Totally
accepting of everything. On film sets around the world they were
inseparable.
Press tours? He was always waiting back at the hotel for our actor.
Those
were their times. Even though they lived in the same city, they rarely
met
up. They rarely saw each other. It was all about their time away. When
they
did meet in the city, the boyfriend would dress as a meter reader or
even
a Jehovah's Witness one time. But those encounters were rare. About a
year
ago, the boyfriend got sick. Our actor put as much of his life on hold
as
he could and when he could not be with the boyfriend, his wife was.
Together
they saw him everyday and made sure he was always comfortable. He died
about
ten days ago. I wish the actor all the best and hope this maybe sets
him
free in many ways to show the world who he is and that it's ok and
everyone
will still love you.
60.
MORTON
REPORT 0621
Liz Jones, a British journalist who writes for the Daily Mail and has a
weekly
diary in Sunday’s Youmagazine, has given the biggest hint yet about
the identity of a rock star who is cheating on his glamorous wife. Liz,
who
is herself dating a mysterious, single rock star, informed readers of
her
diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to
famous
people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous
rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his
backing
singer’. Shocked, Liz mused: "No! Why would he do that, when he is
married
to someone so rich, so famous, so beautiful, and the mother of his
children?"
The friend replied: "That’s what men do. They are incapable of saying
no. They are threatened when a wife is too perfect, too famous, too
powerful,
on the cover of Vogue just once too often. They want you to be in awe
of
them." Wow, wow, wow! Almost too much information. There are several
stars
reputedly entertaining women who are not their wives. Just about
everyone
in showbiz knows who the errant men are, but the papers avoid naming
them
for fear of lawsuits. Only the vaguest hints are usually made, but
Liz’s
comments must have raised a few eyebrows. The clues are there –
‘uber-famous wife’ being the biggest. This story has been rumbling
along for some time, with slight variations. Like the other cheated
wives,
this one plays the Edwardian wife- i.e. one who ignores the situation
and
keeps up a public profile of unity. This particular Mr. Rock Star knows
which
side his bread is buttered. Mega-millions must play a big part in his
reckoning.
And Mrs. Rock Star doesn’t want to lose face. She had a previous life
and doesn’t want the press poking around again in her past. So, expect
a carefully staged, heart-warming, ‘so in love’ interview any time
soon. Unless the ‘backing singer’ runs to the tabloids first. UPDATE:
There are two celebrity couples apparently with equal claims to be the
Mr.
and Mrs. Rock Star in that report. One possible Mrs. Rock Star has
recently
taken pains to show that she is really devoted to her husband‘s family.
Of course she is. UPDATE: there are two celebrity couples apparently
with
equal claims to be the Mr. and Mrs. Rock Star in that report. One
possible
Mrs. Rock Star has recently taken pains to show that she is really
devoted
to her husband 's family. Of course she is.
Famous rock star/Uber-famous wife:
Chris
Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow
Famous rock star/Edwardian wife: Gavin Rossdale/Gwen Stefani
61.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/21
Sex tapes are a path to fame these days. They usually involve a
consenting
couple looking to ignite their careers. But, what if a third person
organized
one of these encounters? That's what an ex is saying. Is this
bitterness
making a truthful revelation or an outright lie? Is a mother's advice
needed
here, or is that what started this mess?
Kim
Kardashian/Ray J/Kris Jenner
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22
This actor will probably always be A list. He has done it all.
Movies
and television and his name will always make him A list. He has had his
ups
and downs, but there is no turning back for him. Going forward it's all
A.
It has not always been like that, and our actor has struggled with
demons
that most of us cannot imagine. Over the course of his career he has
tried
to kill himself at least four times. The first time was after he
rocketed
to instant fame. He says that he was not trying to kill himself and
that
he just was partying too hard and took too much of the wrong drug and
fell
asleep. The thing is he had been telling people that he couldn't handle
the
fame and was going to do something about it, so most people believe he
was
trying to kill himself. The second time was when he was at the depths
of
his career. The sudden fame had turned into a bottomless pit. His love
life
sucked. His life sucked. No one would hire him. He was strung out and
the
only way he got any work was when his best friend at the time who is
also
a television and movie actress recommended him for a part. When he
thought
he had been turned down for the role, he tried to kill himself by
cutting
his wrists. You can still see the scars if you look hard enough. A
friend
who was staying with the actor heard some commotion and ran into the
other
room and found the actor. He got him bandaged and talked to him for two
days
straight. At the end of the two days, the actor got the call that said
he
got the role. It was the beginning of the comeback. The third time he
tried
to kill himself was when his wife left him. His wife walked away from
the
marriage and his life and said that the actor was driving her to an
early
death. Our actor is always depressed and gloomy. Our actor rarely
smiles
and is even more rarely in a good mood. He is a great actor and knows
when
to act the part, but at home his demons come out and his wife left. She
was
gone six months. During that time our actor locked himself up in his
house,
drank and ate himself silly; would not talk to anyone; and tried the
drugs
route again. Again it didn't work. he didn't take enough. He was huge
at
this point and it made him very sick, but not dead. His most recent
attempt
was not that long ago. He was on the set of a movie and there was a car
chase
scene. Our actor tried to walk right in front of the cars as they were
chasing
each other but didn't see a production assistant who grabbed the actor.
At
first the assistant thought he had saved the actor's life, but when the
assistant
didn't get thanks or appreciation they realized that the actor had been
trying
to do something that was best left unsaid. Of course they did go and
say
it and after that, the actor had someone watching him at all times,
including
bodyguards that were flown out to the set by his wife. Yes, she came
back.
One of these days the actor will succeed. So many demons. So many
secrets.
Tired of hiding them all.
63.
MORTON
REPORT 06/22
Rumours abound concerning the marriage of a famous couple, yet there is
a
bewildering silence in the media. Let’s call the pair Mr. and Mrs. VIP
- I’m not even saying whether they are British. Recently, Mrs. VIP
failed
to turn up to an event that she might reasonably have been expected to
attend.
Strangely, the media scarcely mentioned the fact. Meanwhile, the
whispers
say that Mr. and Mrs. VIP are no longer together and are using the
excuse
of busy lives as a cover. The theory is that they won’t announce the
split for family reasons. Maybe, but a divorce would also mean the
disentangling
of considerable wealth and property interests...and a lot of secrets
still
bind this couple together. There is already one privacy agreement with
the
media in place regarding a past incident, and the continuation of the
Leveson
Inquiry into press ethics might explain the reluctance of even the
hardest-nosed
British papers to expose the situation: so we have stalemate. This
suits
Mr. and Mrs. VIP as they don’t want nosy parker journalists taking a
close look at their life, or heaven forbid, some forensic biographer
shining
a flashlight into the dark corners of their union. The funny friends?
The
magic millions? Oh no! So expect a choreographed Hollywood-style loving
couple
appearance with cheesy smiles this summer. And it’s not Charles and
Camilla. The ‘$300 million divorce’ exists only in the fantasyland
of US tabloids. No names, please, in the comments: TMR is read in some
very
high places. UPDATE: As for Mr. & Mrs. VIP in this report -
well,
would you believe it: a few days after TMR published my forecast 'so
expect
a choreographed Hollywood-style loving couple appearance with cheesy
smiles
this summer,' it was announced that Mrs. VIP will soon be alongside her
husband
at a big event. Hope she recognizes him- it's a long time since they
were
seen together!
famous
couple: Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes
event: Friars Icon Award
forensic flashlight: who is Suri's father?
64.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/22
Divorces are unpleasant, and many get downright ugly. However, only
about
5% of divorces go to trial. A good divorce lawyer will develop a
strategy
that will enable their client to stand strong and appear aggressive and
committed
to their position right up until the almost-inevitable settlement. Once
you
start bringing in those third parties, though, people crack. Such is
the
case of this ugly divorce case. These two were firmly rooted in their
positions
and were fine sniping at each other when they thought the divorce was
going
to be mano a mano. However, once the third parties started getting
dragged
into the mess, both got nervous. These third parties know a lot. They
know
all about their real motives, their manipulative games, their affairs,
their
sexual perversions, their plastic surgeries, and their abortions. These
third
parties have little or no loyalty to them. These third parties may even
want
to hurt them in revenge for their past bad behavior. The threat alone
is
enough to make one of them crack. So who will crack first? Surprise:
she
already has! Lots of tears and a huge hissy fit over not getting her
way
with "That Fucker" (she calls him "My Ex" in public and "That Fucker"
in
private). But this is business. She has a lot more to lose, and she
doesn’t
want her ex deposed or her real motives exposed. A settlement is in the
works,
and this divorce will never see the inside of a courtroom. You will see
a
few more weeks of public posturing, but he has already won. Although
we’re
sure she’ll publicly spin it otherwise.
Divorcing
couple: Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries
Third party: Reggie Bush
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24
This former B- list "singer" had a reality show for awhile. She has not
done
squat since then. Famous family. Her boyfriend keeps trying to dump her
because
she is so annoying. She calls and texts him literally 24 hours a day.
The
problem is he loves the sex and after two or three days gives in and
calls
her or texts her back then spends the next two weeks wishing he hadn't.
Ashlee Simpson
66.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/25
These two celebrities (one more famous than the other) will be getting
married
this summer. The wedding will be held at a resort, and all the
top-secret
preparations are being made using code names. The bride is concerned
about
the weather (she has other concerns too, but this is the one on which
she
is currently focused) . She doesn’t want it to be too hot to hold the
ceremony outdoors. Right. Good luck controlling the weather. The
ceremony
and party will be rather small and intimate by Hollywood standards
(under
200 people), but the couple is definitely not scrimping on the
arrangements.
They are paying for more than one private plane to whisk guests in for
the
event, and the resort will be practically shut down to allow for total
privacy
for the bride and groom and their guests.
Justin Timberlake/Jessica
Biel
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25
This actress is a solid B+ actress. Yes, you confuse with her with
every
other actress that is her same age and it seems like she is in a group
of
actresses that are all interchangeable depending on the schedule of the
others
to fill in parts. She did have one really memorable role that stood her
out
slightly from the others. Anyway, her taste in guys is extraordinarily
bad.
She has yet to meet a guy who has not used her for one thing or the
other.
Her first serious boyfriend, well she thought he was a boyfriend. It
turns
out she was his girlfriend when he was in town. otherwise he had
another
serious girlfriend in another city. She always thought she would find
out
if he was cheating because of the tabloids. He is a well known actor.
The
thing is, his other girlfriend didn't care that he was cheating and
they
stayed in most nights when he was with her. No tabloids, so our actress
thought
everything was good. Nope. When she found out she was crushed and told
herself
she would never date again. Then she ran into this A list actor who
said
all the right things. She promised herself she would not do anything
rash
and would take things slow. Well, our A list movie actor fed her drinks
and
the next thing you know she was spending the night with him on a first
date.
After a walk of shame home she realized he did not give her a phone
number
and he never called again. So, the next time she told herself she would
be
even more careful. She found herself an almost A list actor. Well he
thought
of himself as one. In fact he calls himself one. He thinks very highly
of
himself. He also talks about himself in the third person. She thought
it
was quirky and fun. He is a solid B+ actor who would probably be an A
if
he was not such a pain. She made this actor wait. Many dates. He waited
and
waited patiently she thought. She thought they were friends. Well, they
finally
had sex and something changed. They had sex again and then he never
called
her again. Now she says that she has given up on dating and is never
going
to go out again.
Amanda
Seyfried
68.
THE
MORTON REPORT 06/25
The story goes like this: Miss Boldface, who has a high opinion of
herself
that is not always shared by others, has formed a fascinating
friendship
with a household name. Mr. Very Famous has had problems in the past,
all
smoothed over because of kids, image, celebrity wife... the usual
reasons.
Mrs. Very Famous knows all about this latest triangle but is unlikely
to
issue divorce proceedings at the moment as she has interests in other
directions,
including commercial ones. How long this situation will hold is
anyone's
guess - especially if they read this.
69.
JANET
CHARLTON 06/26
These two young stars costarred in one of the biggest movies of the
year
and everyone speculated that they had an affair. But that’s only half
right. The female lead DID have an on set fling – but not with her
costar
– with her costar’s GIRLFRIEND when she came to visit! Ironically,
the girlfriend is also a major star but she wouldn’t let her hunky
boyfriend
join in the fun. Both women are bisexual and he’s straight.
Female lead: Jennifer Lawrence
Male lead: Liam Hemsworth
Girlfriend: Miley Cyrus
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26
The meeting must have been incredible. Executives sitting around
talking
about the teen actress who was starring in a fairly big hit for them.
Wholesome
and pure on the screen and living with her drug dealer at home. No one
knew
at first that the teen lived with her drug dealer. He was just a guy
they
would see with her. Sure, he was older, and yes, they whispered they
would
prefer if he was white at least. And did you see the tattoos? And now
it
turns out he is also her drug dealer and that they live together. They
wanted
to know if she was old enough to be living with someone legally like
that.
Where were her parents? Probably doing drugs too. It all started off
well
for everyone. They really liked this tween actress. She was going to
make
them all rich and had started off doing just that. Then all of a sudden
her
drug dealer ex-boyfriend shows up and moves in with their actress and
starts
showing her off around town. Apparently she owed him money and it was
not
just for her, but also money he was owed for drugs her friends and
family
took too. She was going to pay it off. He was going to stay with her
until
she did. The actress didn't mind because she didn't have many friends
in
LA and here was a guy who was usually nice to her and gave her good
drugs
and all she had to do was sleep with him. She thought her mom had
probably
slept with him too. They were closer in age. The executives had a word
with
the dealer. How much was he owed? They quietly paid him off and sent
him
on his way and gave him plenty extra to never come back and hook up
with
their meal ticket again. Too late.
71.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO 06/26
It concerns a primetime soap that, although popular, came thisclose to
getting
the axe at season’s end — and just when a pair of its well-liked
lovebirds were heading for a reunion, too. Now I hear that, when the
show
returns this fall, it’ll pick up right where it left off and pleasantly
surprise fans by immediately marrying off the star-crossed couple in
question.
72.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 06/27
1. WHICH Oscar-nominated actress had a bathroom hookup with a bearded
man
she just met at the Beverly Hills Hotel? When the now B-lister, whose
brother
is also an actor, walked out of the men’s restroom with her hair a
mess,
lipstick smeared AND severe beard burn on her face, her friends
shouted:
"Get a room!" She fired back: "I don’t need one now!"
2. WHAT pop star is about to dump her longtime manager and replace him with her fiancé? After years of turmoil, the singer is finally getting her act together and wants a new guru to direct her reinvigorated career. Britney Spears
3. THESE two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Kelly Preston and Kirstie Alley
4. CAN you name the married talk-show icon who is notorious for drunk-dialing his female assistants and producers? The pushy personality is all business on TV, but after a few drinks he turns into an overheated sex hound.
5. WHICH Oscar winner gets a kick out of answering the door to her Malibu mansion wearing nothing but a robe? The aging star has a staff that can do door duty, but the attention junkie likes to shock delivery guys and workers – most of whom don’t even recognize her! Faye Dunaway
73.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/27
The search for a replacement for the costar of this television show has
dragged
on for months. The producers have finally narrowed it down to three
men.
They are all in their 30s and 40s. One is a funny actor, one is a
professional
performer, and one is just a pro. All three are very comfortable on
camera
and have good chemistry with the current costar. The really interesting
twist
is that there is one other last-minute dark-horse entry: the current
costar’s ex. He would certainly be ratings-grabber, but we don’t
know how much longevity he would have on the show, and the producers
really
want someone for the long haul. Out of the running: two gay talkers
(both
are too busy with other projects), two over-50 contenders (too old),
and
the current costar’s current SO.
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#1**
This actor is just about A list. He does a mix of television and movies
and
is one of those guys who you just feel is on the way to superstardom,
but
just can't quite get the perfect role. I guess he would be A- then. He
is
married. Hooker stories would not be fun if the guy was not married.
This
would also get rid of Charlie Sheen which would be every person's guess
for
anything to do with a man and hookers. Oh, Sean Penn would be a guess
too.
But you know even in the middle of nowhere if you say actor and hooker,
someone
is going to say Charlie Sheen. This actor I am referring to is married
as
I said, and she is famous in her own right. In certain ways she might
have
eclipsed her husband's fame. The husband has been in trouble before
with
hookers. The thing is he loves them. He says that the first thing he
does
before going to a new city is to see what their escort situation is and
he
spends a few hours in front of the computer deciding which ones he is
going
to have and on what days and in what order. When he gets to the city he
makes
himself wait and then he invites them over one by one to the point
where
he has had four or five different women in one night. After being
busted
several times by his wife, he now has it down to a science and plans
his
schedule in advance to make sure that when he is with the women, his
wife
will be busy. She checks up on him constantly when they are apart. The
thing
is he rarely does anything while at home with anyone because he is too
scared
of getting caught and feels like when he is away from LA that most
people
don't know what he looks like. Well, no one said he was incredibly
brilliant.
After the last time he was caught his wife made him go to outpatient
sex
therapy. He still goes but the second he is out of town his fingers are
dialing.
He has not had sex with his wife in months and he said they once went a
whole
year without sex. This is his excuse for being with the hookers.
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27 **#2**
So, I thought I would give you an easy one. What D list celebrity with
the
name that keeps on giving was on a reality show not that long ago. If
the
cameras were not running, he would not talk at all to anyone. When the
cameras
were running, he was always there and in front of it. Whenever the host
would
be talking to someone else for longer than a few minutes, this dad
would
roll around on the floor screaming until people gave him attention.
Michael
Lohan "Celebrity Rehab"
76.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/27
The search for a replacement for the costar of this television show has
dragged
on for months. The producers have finally narrowed it down to three
men.
They are all in their 30s and 40s. One is a funny actor, one is a
professional
performer, and one is just a pro. All three are very comfortable on
camera
and have good chemistry with the current costar. The really interesting
twist
is that there is one other last-minute dark-horse entry: the current
costar’s ex. He would certainly be ratings-grabber, but we don’t
know how much longevity he would have on the show, and the producers
really
want someone for the long haul. Out of the running: two gay talkers
(both
are too busy with other projects), two over-50 contenders (too old),
and
the current costar’s current SO.
Show: "Live with Kelly"
Current Costar: Kelly Ripa
Funny:
Seth Meyers
Performer: Josh Groban
Pro: Michael Strahan
Ex: Regis Philbin
Gay: Anderson Cooper; Neil Patrick Harris; Andy Cohen
Old: Dana Carvey; Martin Short
SO: Mark Consuelos
77.
POPBITCH
06/28
What has Kate Hudson done to deserve the cold shoulder? She's thrown
several
parties in her Brooklyn neighbourhood but we're told next to no-one has
been
turning up to them.
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28
She came into the acting mainstream in her mid teens. 14 or 15 to be
exact.
Her first role made her a star. One of those plucked from nowhere kind
of
things and it was all just a blur. She is a solid B lister now who does
movies
and television and is always working. Back then though she was at the
top.
In her first role she was supposed to get kissed on the cheek by a
character
who played her dad. She got tongued by him. It was the first kiss she
ever
had and it was with an old man who stuck his tongue down her throat and
said
welcome to the business. He then grabbed her ass. This guy is also
still
in the business and a character actor who everyone would recognize but
maybe
not know his name. Her parents were around, but they were not usually
on
the set. They didn't know about the tonguing or the groping. They
didn't
know that the actress she was sharing a trailer with also did lines of
coke
in the morning to keep her awake. That actress is still working too and
generally
has to resort to getting naked to get cast. Our actress tried coke
during
that film. She tried it for the next film too. By her third she was
strung
out on coke and stopped on her own. By then she had also realized if
she
was going to keep doing this she was going to have go things her way.
She
refused to be in any more movies that wanted to show her naked. She has
never
got naked for a movie but plenty of producers have offered her lots of
money.
Once she got naked but the director cut it. She had to sleep with the
director
to get him to cut it though. The studio was ticked off. But, the
director
had final cut. Our actress also decided that she needed another career
besides
acting so started doing other things which would be there as a
fallback.
She actually is more known for something else other than
acting.
Actress:
Mandy
Moore, known more for
singing
than acting
Movie: "A Walk to Remember"
character actor who played her dad: Peter Cyote
coke-head co-star who has to get naked: Paz de la Huerta
Director who she slept with: John Turturro "Romance & Cigarettes"
fallback career: she's doing more voice over work: Dr. Dolittle 2;
Kingdom
Hearts; Racing Stripes; Brother Bear 2; The Simpsons; Tangled; Tron
Uprising
79.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/28
This actor was really riding high for a few years. Unfortunately, he
was
also literally high much of the time. His substance abuse problem began
to
interfere with his ability to show up for work on time. And to have his
lines
memorized. Sometimes he just wouldn’t show up at all. Even though he
was quite talented, directors and producers just starting passing on
him,
tired of his unprofessional behavior. He eventually just dropped off
the
radar. Well, he has finally cleaned up his act, and is now looking to
get
back to work. However, a whole new crop of young actors have come up
since
his departure from the limelight, and he is more than a little shocked
that
his name just doesn’t carry the weight it once did. He is getting quite
discouraged and depressed about it. We hope he finds work soon so that
he
can continue to stay clean. Jonathan
Rhys
Meyers
80.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 06/28
This A-lister is very fond of his co-stars. He has left a slew of one
night
stands and hook-ups in the wake of his many films. While he was in a
committed
relationship, he managed to have repeated booty calls with one of his
lesser
known co-stars in a money making franchise. That ended once filming
wrapped,
but he moved on with a beauty he shared the silver screen with while he
was
still in the relationship. After his co-star broke up with her long
term
love, she demanded he do the same or else she was never going to speak
to
him again.
A-List Actor:
Lesser Known Co-Star:
New Girlfriend:
81.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/29
Single Guy and Married Couple have been friends for a long time. You
will
often catch pretty photos of them hanging out together every couple of
months.
No, this isn’t going where you think it’s going. They are not a
threesome. Nor is Single Guy romantically involved with Married Girl.
However,
they do have a very interesting arrangement. Single Guy is quite the
package,
so it’s not exactly hard for him to land an attractive woman. In fact,
he always seems to have a new Single Girl on his arm. However, he is
not
the only one doing the selecting. Married Girl has a big say in Single
Buy’s choice of mates. That’s because the bottom line is that the
Single Girl is really for her. That’s right. The real couples here are:
Single Guy + Married Guy and Single Girl + Married Girl. So, now you
know
that whenever Single Guy breaks up with his Single-Girl-of-the-Month,
it’s
really because Married Girl has decided that it’s time. Married Girl
is the selector of Single Girl, ergo the decision maker in Single
Girl’s
termination. It doesn’t always go smoothly, though. Once the Single
Girl is part of this lifestyle, the fame-by-association and the
lifestyle
can make it very difficult to leave. However, they always do go, thanks
to
a binding contract and a nice payoff.
Single Guy: George Clooney
Single Girl: Stacy Kiebler
Married Guy: Rande Gerber
Married Girl: Cindy Crawford
82.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/29
This Diva's career is going great, but she's had her share of struggles
in
her personal life. Now it looks like she's getting cold feet with her
upcoming
wedding. Mogul vs. Mogul! This legendary Mogul says his younger
counterpart
doesn't show enough interest in learning the craft that made them so
rich.
The legend says the other mogul may know business, but falls "B" flat
when
it comes to learning the craft that fuels it.
Diva: Jennifer Hudson
Legendary
Mogul: Quincy Jones
Younger Counterpart: P. Diddy
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#1**
What former A list female movie star best known for one very famous
role
who has crashed down to a C as she has got older sent back three
bodyguards
on her recent trip because they did not measure up to her
attractiveness
standards. She won't be seen with any men she is paying for unless they
are
going to look good next to her. If they are willing to spend the night
and
have some fun off the clock, then so much the better. The fact that she
has
a boyfriend is irrelevant. She might be paying him too.
Sharon
Stone
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29 **#2**
This actor is A list. He is all movies all the time. This one is so
easy,
I probably should not have said he is A list. How many A list actors
are
there anyway? More than you think if you decide that headlining a movie
makes
you A list. Does that mean that the guy who headlined Van Wilder 3 is A
list?
Yikes. Anyway, our A list actor does some very quiet, very substantial
charity
work. How substantial? Millions of dollars a year substantial. If you
are
poor and cannot afford rehab, this actor has given away so much money
to
prominent rehab clinics so that people can afford to go to the same
places
he went to. They pass out "scholarships," or "grants." It is basically
our
actor paying for it. Complete a rehab program and stay sober for a few
months?
Don't be surprised if you get an offer for a job at some company that
is
paying you from money this actor gave to that company for that purpose.
Someone
to pay to watch your kids while you are in rehab and can't work?
"Financial
Assistance Program." Need your rent paid? That too. Anything he can do
or
thought of which he needed during his recovery he does for others who
can't
afford it. He says that he was helped by so many and given so many
breaks
and that is what allowed him to stay clean and he wants to do the same
for
as many others as he possibly can. Does he talk about it? Nope. This is
his
personal way that he gives back and doesn't feel that it is something
that
needs to be shared with the world and for him to get credit for. It is
one
recovering person helping another recovering person.
Robert
Downey Jr.
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30
What new talk show host lines up three to five women at the end of his
show
and has them answer questions about what they would be willing to do to
sleep
with him. If there is more than one person that attracts his interest
he
asks if they are willing to do a threesome. if not, he has the second
place
finisher wait for a few hours until he finishes with the first.
Russell
Brand
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