NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
BUZZFOTO
05/01
After spending thousands on designer clothing this last weekend, this C list
reality star complained to the head of her charity that she couldnt
afford any more time or money on the cause and told them to stop pestering
her for either one.
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01
#1 - I guess this movie actor is still A list. He has spent almost $1M of
his money over the past few years to acquire movies of Jewish prisoners in
concentration camps. Apparently he likes the ones involving sex and nudity
the best.
Nicolas
Cage
#2 - This almost A list movie actor who got his break on one of the biggest shows in television history has been a vocal proponent of PETA. I wonder if they know about his monthly pig events where he personally kills and cooks a pig for guests. Woody Harrelson
3.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/01
Celebrities often date and marry beards because it is professionally beneficial
for them to be seen as straight. Even in this day and age, its more
usual for performers to stay in the closet and beard up then it is for them
to proudly proclaim their same-sex preference. But there is a big risk in
bringing a beard aboard: you are depending on them to keep your secret forever.
If you beard with another celebrity, both of your reputations and livelihoods
are at stake. But if you marry a non-celebrity, there is little for them
to lose if they decide to blackmail you. Such is the case of this male celebrity.
Pushed by his family (especially his father), he married his non-celebrity
beard. Beard Wife knew exactly what she was marrying into. And now she is
demanding more to keep his secrets. And she wants a lot. She wants a television
show. It isnt enough for her to marry a celebrity; she wants to be
a celebrity! So does her musician brother. So does her sister. So does her
sisters husband. The celebrity said "No. Im not doing that."
The wife said "Oh, yes you will! Because if you dont, I will tell everyone
that you are gay, and your career will be over." So its a done deal.
The wife and her sister will be the talent, the sisters husband will
be a producer, and the wifes brother will hope that his appearances
will lead to a big record deal. The entire project is being sold on the strength
of the celebritys name, yet out of all the players, he is the one who
wants it least. But hell go along with what Daddy and Beard Wife and
her family wants. Because he still does not have the courage and strength
to run his own life. We hope that someday he will. And then, instead of
pretending to be happy, he can actually be happy. But for now, he is a miserable
closeted gay guy with a declining career, a controlling Daddy, and a blackmailing
Beard Wife.
Kevin
Jonas
4.
NATIONAL
ENQURIER 05/02
1. WHICH popular talk-show host has never cared for Jennifer Aniston and
isnt afraid to say shes on "Team Angelina"? The chatty star
wont go public with her views because the former "Friends" beauty has
been a returning guest on her show, but she was very vocal behind the scenes
when Jens BFF Chelsea Handler slammed Angelina Jolie as a
homewrecker! Barbara Walters
2. Which actress/TV personality is trying to raise the baby of her aging father? The 40-something funnylady has children of her own, but she doesnt think her dads baby mama can care for her 2-year-old half-brother as well as she can.
3. What former child star, who went on to marry an abusive athlete, is in the grips of a terrifying cancer scare? The actress wont go public until the findings are positive, but shes been a nervous wreck as she awaits the results. Robin Givens (Mike Tyson)
4. Which fashionable actress/reality personality shes had serious eating disorder issues in the past has shocked her personal trainer with comments about her new binge and purge routine? The trainer doesnt want to get fired, but he felt it necessary to mention the skinny stars "chew and spit" habit to her famous husband. Lisa Rinna
5. Which blonde actress and mother of two doesnt get invited to her friends Malibu beach parties any longer because shes a HUGE flirt? The currently unwed star is in a relationship, but that has never stopped her from making advances and pawing all over her girlfriends husbands and dates before! Pamela Anderson
5.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/02
1. WHICH megastar is so notoriously rude to airline staff that American Airlines
workers prefer to take breaks to avoid him? Alec Baldwin
2. WHICH TV exec is so demanding she fired a shows hairdresser but only after the stylist gave her a two-hour blowout? Tyra Banks
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02
Dancing With The Stars:
#1 - This pro dancer has received middle of the night drunk calls from a
B list actress who tells her to stay away from her man.
#2 - This male pro dancer has been trying to get producers to get rid of another male pro dancer because he stole his girlfriend.
#3 - This female pro dancer spent so little time with her celebrity that it was no wonder he got eliminated early. The pro dancer kept spending time with this other male celebrity dancer trying to get him to ask her out. She is basically begging at this point. Karina Smirnoff (Gavin DeGraw)/William Levy
#4 - Speaking of begging, this former B+ television actress who does nothing now, asks her pro dancer out everyday. And by out I mean to have sex with her. Kirstie Alley/Maksim Chmerkovskiy
#5 - This celebrity who was eliminated was such a complainer that people were calling her Kate Gosselin Jr. Sherri Shepherd
7.
BUZZFOTO
05/02
Which blonde bombshell celebrity is obsessed with Mitt Romney? Although she
has never identified her political beliefs publicly (that were aware
of), she apparently is in love with the candidate and told friends that if
he becomes president, she someday plans on becoming his "Marilyn Monroe."
Kate Upton
8.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/02
These two male artists who are both solo stars recently
collaborated on the lyrics to a song that has not yet been released. The
lyrics include a reference to a television star (not an actress) with whom
the First Musician had a hot one-night stand. The song will be rapped/sung
by the Second Musician, who hasnt had sex with her. Yet. He is hoping
that by mentioning her name in the song, she will be flattered enough to
let him have a little taste as well. Even though she is married, we would
bet good money that the Second Musician will get what he wants.
First Musician: Drake
Second Musician: Lil Wayne
The Hot TV Star: Giada DeLaurentis
9.
POPBITCH
05/03
(British blog)
Which loud and annoying pop star wannabe had a gak-fuelled threesome with
her equally likeable partner, and a journalist sent to get some quotes from
them?
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03
This television show was not actually called The Sex Show, but it might as
well have been. It seemed like the entire cast was having sex with each other
at some point or the other. The show was a very big hit and spawned the careers
of several actors and was also the place where some of the careers never
get better. One of the actors who has gone on to bigger and better things
is probably a nice solid B list actor. When he first arrived to the show
he was a virgin. A 20 something year old virgin who quickly changed that
with this much older foreign born actress. In fact, things were so hot and
heavy between the actress and actor for a time there that she almost broke
up with her boyfriend. There was another actress on the show who has permanently
kind of stalled her career. She thought she was the big thing but on the
set everyone laughed at her and secretly loved the fact that her boyfriend
at the time was having sex with just about all the actresses on the show.
He would come to visit his girlfriend on the set and while she was shooting
he would be in the trailer of some other actress and having sex. He would
also use his girlfriend's trailer. He got caught by her all the time cheating
but she never would leave him. One of the lesser known actresses on the show
was married at the time she was on the show. It is rumored that she got divorced
because of things that happened on the show and that a child may or may not
belong to the person she was married to at the time. Another actress on the
show who was supposed to hit the big time but has never quite got there was
mocked by everyone on the show because she would always tell her co-stars
she was waiting to get married to have sex with her boyfriend. She was not
a virgin as one of the producers can attest to, but she tried to keep that
fling a secret. Her boyfriend at the time was keeping a whole lot of things
secret.
The
Sex Show: "The O.C."
B List Actor Ben McKenzie
Actress 1: Older foreign-born actress Kelly Rowan (Canadian) (boyfriend
David Thomson)
Actress 2: Has permanently stalled career Misha Barton (boyfriend
Cisco Adler)
Actress 3: Lesser known, was married at the time of the show, has a child,
now divorced Melinda Clarke
Actress 4: Supposed to hit the big time but didn't, pretended she was a virgin
Rachel Bilson (Hayden Christensen)
11.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/03
This Couples split has all the drama: bad press, fights and dating
other people. Theres one element I dont think anybody counted
on
.police involvement. Now that the cops are looking into this latest
altercation, will past bad behavior result in somebody catching a case?
Deion and Pilar Sanders
12.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/03
Which potential reality show judge is terrified that the truth about her
physical and mental health will cost her a job offer? The shows producers
dont know that the young star has actually been in and out of rehab
three times this year (and its four times if you count one interrupted
stay where her team pulled her out of one facility and moved her to another).
She has a serious cocaine and alcohol addiction and severe emotional issues
and is still a fragile mess. But its all about the money. Although
she already has enough money to live on for the rest of her life, theres
a multi-million dollar payday at stake here. Her team who have always
cared more about the stars bank account than her health will
do anything they have to do to prop her up and present her as a sober, mature
professional and a good role model for young girls in order to get the gig.
Demi Lovato "X Factor"
13.
BUZZFOTO
05/03
This A list actress recently told friends that she is not living her dreams.
Her dream job is to be a truck-stop waitress and shes sad shell
never be able to do it. She says she loves the idea of having a job of serving
food and just making people happy, and living a life of simplicity and
anonymity.
14.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/04
Traylor McMuff is the kind of celeb dude who enjoys many of the trappings
of Hollywood life. But the guy will probably never go home with an Oscar,
that's just a cold hard fact. Instead, Traylor gets to take back to his bicoastal
abodes many other things, mainly lots of money, tons of friends who love
his outgoing personality, and, um, just about every woman who he comes in
contact with, both married and not. What's his secret? Traylor hangs out
almost exclusively with gay men! See, Traylor knows that despite his killer
abs and face, both L.A. and New York are chock-full of gorgeous young men
who are dying to show almost any woman a good time. And even though Traylor's
bod is drop-dead tight (still) and his face is chiseled as they come, he
is not, how shall we say, getting any younger. He therefore loves nothing
more than going outsometimes several times in one weekwith his
friends to gay bars. Because Traylor knows full well that often where gay
men go, also go their straight best girlfriends. And these gals are usually
so taken aback to find out Traylor isn't secretly gay (as many folks think)
they're willing to do just about anything the McMuff asks. Which just happens
to always include taking them back to his pad andhow shall I put
this?having nooky that's not exactly great for everybody. Just Traylor.
What a naughty boy in more ways than one! AND IT AIN'T: Matthew McConaughey,
Mark Wahlberg, Kanye West.
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04
It was not that too long ago that this comic actor from a network sketch
comedy show was probably one of the top two or three cast members of the
show and was starring in movies and fielding offers constantly. Now, he is
barely remembered except in some best of collections and is a constant subject
of whatever happened to? Well, what happened to him was some very bad choices
when it came to his life. There was the awkward marriage to a no name actress
where he tried to convince himself and everyone that he is straight. He still
struggles with this and as a way of dealing with his personal demons started
abusing drugs on a regular basis. Much of his fortune went for drugs for
his wife and him and his friends. His wife who he split with is HIV+. She
swears she got it from our comic actor but she has never pursued it and he
has never submitted to a test. She is and was an avid drug user so it could
just as easily be that she got it from dirty needles. Over the past few years
our actor has taken loans from his old castmates and got jobs here and there
including a minor recurring part on a middling show but it does not support
his drug habit. He has several men and women he sees for sex and they pay
him and keep him around because they are star struck. When he really makes
the effort he can turn on the smile and laugh and make people remember what
they found likable about him in the first place and what should have kept
him as a star. Chris Kattan
16.
BUZZFOTO
05/04
Which A/B list, married actor with children was influenced by Banksy after
watching "Exit Through the Gift Shop" and spent an entire weekend a few months
ago, in LA with street artists tagging up the city?
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07
Over the next few weeks, this B- list television actress will be scrutinized
for why she is leaving a hit show. She has not been asked to leave the show
and she is a firm believer in the policy of not voluntarily leaving a hit
show. So, why is she leaving? Because of one of her co-stars who will not
stop saying things to her which have caused her to seek therapy. It all started
out a couple of years ago when she started working on this hit network show.
Things happened and one thing led to another and she ended up sleeping with
her B list co-star. He soon started sleeping with another co-star and our
actress was hurt but moved on. Then, the actor wanted another go with her
and she said no and for the past two years has been talking smack about her
to anyone who will listen. Truly awful and horrible things about how she
is a drug addict which she is not. How she hit on married producers and crew
members which she has not. Anything he can think of, he has said. The one
time she confronted him about it, the actor said all she had to do was sleep
with him again and it would all go away. So far she has refused and because
he is a bigger star than her, the producers have told her to stay quiet and
that they will give her a bonus if she leaves the show and does so quietly.
If she makes a fuss they have told her she will have trouble getting work
on any show and that perhaps if she just had sex with the actor again then
things would be all better. Yeah. She was pretty disgusted too.
Grace Park "Hawaii 5-0" (Scott Caan or Alex O'Loughlin)
18.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/07
1. Which on-the-rise married TV executive is having a very public affair
with a staffer hes openly trying to promote? His newsroom is buzzing
like a high school cafeteria. Chris Licht "CBS This Morning"
2. Which married publicist abruptly quit her top job after rumors of an affair with her married boss got out of control?
3. Which fashion star is selling off her designer clothes to pals, but only giving 10 per cent of the proceeds to charity? Kim Kardashian
4. Which publicist is badmouthing an ex-client because she hates his new girlfriend?
19.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/07
This franchise actor has publicly denied that he is gay. He is even occasionally
photographed with his girlfriend. However, he also has a new "boyfriend"
in private. The "boyfriend" is the son of two celebrities and is accomplished
in his own right (and, luckily for him, looks more like his mother than his
father). We call him a "boyfriend" because we dont know for sure if
the two men are intimate. However, for two guys who are not in the same business
and who live far away from each other, they sure are spending an awful lot
of time texting and calling and visiting together. In fact, its as
much time as the actor spends with his current girlfriend! If the actor is
gay, do not expect him to come flying out of the closet any time soon. In
the meantime, these two men certainly do make a very cute couple!
Daniel
Radcliffe and Ronan Farrow
20.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 05/07
This solid B+ actress is taking a break from her marriage to a C list actor.
She was overheard telling people that they are just "taking a break," but
she admitted in private that she caught him sending sexy texts and emails
to their mutual friend. Their male mutual friend.
Actress: Claire Danes
Actor: Hugh Dancy
Friend: Ewan McGregor
21.
BUZZFOTO
05/07
This C list musician in an A list group, was recently caught with his pants
down when the lead singer of the band walked in to his own living room and
found him and the lead singers wife in flagrante delicto!
Musical Group:
Musician:
Lead Singer:
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **#1**
It has been an interesting few weeks for this celebrity couple. The couple,
part of a huge franchise and consisting of a B+/A- movie actor and movie
actreess have always managed to give the impression they are a couple, when
in reality they are not. It has never been that big of an issue until lately.
With the exception of some flings our actor had on set with some of his co-stars,
he has managed to keep everything he has done on the side on the down low.
The actress has always loved the friendship and relationship the two have
had although it has been entirely asexual. She does not really have feelings
for anyone, whether it be male or female in a sexual way and has loved being
part of a relationship without actually being in a relationship. Make sense?
Well, although it works for her, it has not always worked for the actor.
He would love to play the field and take advantage of all the women who want
to be with him. Not in a Gerard Butler kind of way, but at least have some
fun. Most of the time his drinking keeps him from getting too interested
as that is by far his first love. Unbeknownst to the actress though, the
actor has maintained a steady group of two or three other women who he spends
time with which satisfies his needs. If the actress were to find out about
them or if the relationships would be made public then she would be forced
to answer questions about this long time relationship and move on which is
something she is loathe to do. She likes being insulated. The problem is
the actor has been seeing someone more frequently who is growing impatient
and wants to be seen with our actor in public. She wants a real relationship
and not just one consisting of random hotel rooms and hookups at his place
when the actress is out of town. It got so bad that in the past two weeks,
the woman actually showed up on the set where our actor was filming and he
had to pass off the woman as an obssessed fan which our actress did not entirely
believe. Also, a former lover of the actor who also happens to be a co-star
got drunk with the couple and began revealing details of the relationship
she had with the actor and did so loudly. She also saw the "obsessed fan,"
and said, "That looks exactly like the girl you showed me last year who you
said was just your type and you were going to try and meet her." Although
our couple headed back home together, apparently neither of them have stayed
there together since the fateful time on set.
Robert
Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (co-star: Ashley Greene)
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08 **BLIND ITEM #2**
This former almost A list Tweener has been desperate to get back on television
since her abrupt departure a few years ago. Her parents won't let her though
because they don't want to have to answer questions about what happened which
would break wide open the hastily concocted cover story that has barely stood
up to any kind of examination.
Jamie
Lynn Spears
24.
BUZZFOTO
05/08
This B list film celebrity, who is a bit on the larger side, who also enjoys
cooking, hosts lavish dinner parties at his home. When guests ask what they
can bring as a polite gesture, he has his assistant send them a complicated
recipe. If the finished product isnt up to par, he mocks it openly
in front of them. Some guests have learned not to ask, and those are usually
the guests that arent invited back.
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09
Over the past year this A+ list singer has seen her life turn into a downward
spiral that her friends think is going to result in her death. One friend
said the singer is abusing drugs so much that she wonders how the singer
is not already dead. She spends all day and night doing drugs. In the past
our singer always had a busy schedule but managed to make it to everything
and to show up coherently, but now when she does show up for things, she
does so out of it and is never quite sure where she is or where she needs
to be. She also has used drugs in the past, but now she is using them openly
and not afraid who sees her. The friend knows about 15 people that the singer
has slept with in the past six months alone and has heard there are way more.
Her recording sessions have sounded awful lately and millions of dollars
have been spent on songs that are not even usable. Our singer wants to move
away from just records and to be an actress, and doesn't understand why she
is not able to get more parts and be a star, especially after her most recent
movie. The singer is constantly taking last Asecond trips and paying for
the expenses of all her friends who tell her what the singer wants to hear
and not what she should hear. The singer had a brief one month relationship
with this A list midwest rapper who the singer stalks by calling him everyday
and night but who she never mentions publicly. The rapper messed with the
singer's mind and ever since their working relationship turned hot and passionate
for a short time she has never been the same. He has moved on but she has
not. She ruined the relationship with her mentor by calling his wife one
night and telling her what the singer and the mentor had previously done
and that they continued to hook up all the time. The mentor went ballistic
and has not spoken to the singer since. Our singer has tried counseling but
says she is fine. The friend I spoke to said when she confronted the singer
and advised her to get help or take a year off to get her head straight,
the singer yelled at her and threw her out of her hotel room and has not
spoken to her since.
Pop
Star: Rihanna
Recent Movie: "Battleship"
A list midwest reapper: Eminem
Mentor: Jay-Z
Mentors Wife: Beyonce
26.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 05/09
1. Which gorgeous stars of a hit supernatural TV show theyre
dating in real life had a monstrous fight in public that could mean
the end of their low-key romance? The young lovers were in tears after their
brutal bout and ended up going their separate ways! "Vampire Diaries"
Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev
2. Which superstar entertainer swears by her expensive "lifesaving" bottled water and vows that she can taste the difference? Turns out the actress/singers terrified staff ran out of the must-have H2O so they filled a few bottles with L.A.s finest tap water and she guzzled it without question! Madonna (Kabbalah water)
3. This Hollywood comedy legend can do pretty much anything if she puts her mind to it except drive! But the beloved senior citizens age has nothing to do with her collision-course driving style shes been slamming and side-swiping cars for years!
4. Which famous familys youngest siblings are fighting over a guy? The celebrity clans other daughters are accustomed to making headlines, but its only a matter of time before these teen terrors rivalry takes center stage! Kylie and Kendell Jenner
5. Which hunky prime-time star of a new hit show, who plays the loyal love interest, is actually gay? The actor was spotted at a gay watering hole in Los Feliz, Calif., carrying on with his buddies and one special guy in particular who kept rubbing his back?
27.
BUZZFOTO
05/09
This troubled actress is looking around her for solutions to her problems.
She is trying desperately to win back the hearts of the public, but so far
nothing is working. She has seen how adoption has helped the public perception
of some of her colleagues and has decided that might be the avenue for her
except she isnt going about it in quite the right way. She reportedly
offered her housekeeper a large sum of money if the housekeepers daughter
would sell her baby that is due at the end of the summer. Naturally
the housekeeper declined.
28.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 05/09
This pop star has been spiraling out of control. She is unapologetic in her
partying and her friends have noticed that things have gotten worse as her
mentor put her on the back burner. They think she is doing it to get his
attention, but his A list wife has demanded their relationship to be more
professional and less personal. A few weeks ago she went on a binder that
led her handlers to try and intervene. As they tried to get her to call it
a night, she went ballistic and started pushing her assistant. After she
knocked her to the ground her security guard picked her up and carried her
out of the club. A day later she was back in the same club and invited a
few strippers and a couple of random guys she met back to her hotel for some
"fun." Several of the guys she invited starting taking pictures of her as
she performed oral sex on one of the dancers. Now, she is paying out for
the pics and sending her assistant to pick up her prescriptions thanks to
the sex and drug fueled evening.
Pop Star: Rihanna
Mentor: Jay-Z
Mentors Wife: Beyonce
29.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/09
This big actor is in a hairy situation. If he lies, the problem gets bigger.
And if he tells the truth, the problem still gets bigger! If he does settle,
he would be forced to continue to lead a life that has made him miserable
for many years under even more scrutiny than before. Its a life he
was prepared to leave a few years ago, before he was entrapped by two significant
parties in his life. If he doesnt settle, the threat of all his secrets
coming out at once would destroy his career, his family, and his bank account.
Contrary to what you may believe, he is not a very smart or strong person,
and he has been rather easily manipulated by others into leading a life that
is outwardly successful but inwardly sad and twisted. Its hard to feel
bad for him, though. His fame and money have made him soft and arrogant and
careless, and he has made a lot of very conscious and very stupid decisions
that have hurt a lot of people (including people very close to him). And,
sadly and ironically, theres not support for him at home. The two parties
closest to him are also the two parties who care more about saving their
own reputations and wallets than in helping him achieve authentic happiness.
If he doesnt continue to lie, his wife swears that she will divorce
him and take all the money and the child/ren. Meanwhile, the other party
is ready to blackmail him into poverty and oblivion. If there is a way out
of this for him that would satisfy all parties, we dont know what it
is. We hear that he is leaning toward more lies and a big payoff. Not surprising,
given his history. John Travolta (Kelly Preston and
Scientology)
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09 **FACEBOOK**
1. Barely hanging on B- actress w/ list bf moved past 4 people at bathroom
line at MetBall - When they protested said"Don't you know who I am?"
Jessica
Biel/Justin Timberlake
2. Which Real Housewives - New Jersey housewife is about to declare bankruptcy? Not Teresa. Melissa Gorga
31.
POPBITCH
05/10
(British Blog)
Which star, currently in the news, must have such a high opinion of himself
that he needs to massage his ego quite frequently? He was, for quite some
time, having sex with someone who worked professionally as his own lookalike.
(Some of his more casual hook-ups too are said to have more than a passing
resemblance.) John Travolta
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10
In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk
among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming
season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently
this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made
a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school
in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone
said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next
thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost
complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening
and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone
could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it.
Former
A+ list Tweener: Amanda Bynes
PROBABLY: Newly drafted NFL player:
Keith Rivers
(not newly drafted, but changed from Cincinnati Bengals to New York
Giants)
33.
BUZZFOTO
05/10
This troubled actress is looking around her for solutions to her problems.
She is trying desperately to win back the hearts of the public, but so far
nothing is working. She has seen how adoption has helped the public perception
of some of her colleagues and has decided that might be the avenue for her
except she isnt going about it in quite the right way. She reportedly
offered her housekeeper a large sum of money if the housekeepers daughter
would sell her baby that is due at the end of the summer. Naturally
the housekeeper declined. Demi Moore
34.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 05/10
Which straight male actor recently made a pass at a very straight male artist
by putting his hand on his knee and inviting him to a European gay bar?
35.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/11
Riddle me this: what Real Housewife got a fake divorce from her husband so
that his creditors wouldnt come after her Housewives TV money?
NeNe Leakes
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10 **FACEBOOK**
Which married Real Housewife gave her phone number to Hugh Grant and told
him to call anytime and that she was available. Lisa
Vanderpump
37.
BUZZFOTO
05/11
At a dinner party a few months ago at a A list directors house, this
B list, married actor met a woman who was helping to cater the event. He
claims it was "love at first sight," and although he hasnt yet physically
acted on it, hes developed a very intense emotional relationship with
her.
38.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/11
There have been many false reports about this actress in the past
but
this time she really is pregnant! She is not married to her Significant Other
and we are assuming that he is the babys father so the
couple will need to make a decision in the next few weeks. Since she is over
the age of 30 and loves children, her friends believe that she will opt to
keep the baby. We have heard that her S.O. is not especially eager to get
married, so she may be going the single-parent route for now. She is only
approximately five weeks along, so there is nothing to see yet. But, with
summer right around the corner, it will be difficult for our actress to cover
up the pregnancy once she does start showing. Given how slim she is, we expect
that youll start to see a bump sooner rather than later, perhaps as
early as the middle of June. Oh, and although it is too early to know the
gender of the baby either, we predict that the couple will opt for a
European-sounding name. Jennifer Aniston
39.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/11
Oh, what a tangled website we weave, when at first we practice to deceive.
That's what one of those crusty writer guys said, right? OK, maybe not exactly,
but conniving, breasty Harriet Talons sure had that in mind when she backstabbed
so many people on her current hit show, her own network's New York website
is currently weighing whether or not to write a scathing exposé on
Harriet's behind-the-scenes shenanigansthey're that damn impressive.
Back in Hollywood, but equally as stealthand to far more sexy
resultswould be an Oscar-nominated star's party behavior. Want to hear
what Freddie Friction picked up along with his cocktail? A date! And it's
weird on so many levels: Just like Harriet, who tells the world constantly
(mostly in women's magazines) how down-to-earth and shy and humble she is,
Freddie's been busy spinning a similar ersatz media presence. For instance,
he often talks about how "straight" he is. Like, a lot. Isn't it fascinating
how very unlike Crescent Cumquat and Topher Hairy-Tuchuswho often depend
on extravagant online shenanigans to hook up with guys they fancyFreddie
is. He just asked a guy home at a recent N.Y. party! Right in front of everybody!
And even though the party dude who Freddie asked back to his place was completely
shocked, he did manage to say yes, in case you were wondering. Yeah, maybe
it was kinda stupid for Freddie (who we hear is a tad on the old-fashioned
side) to let this all go down in the open, but hey, makes more sense than
Craigslist, huh? Less of a trail
I think Freddie's gonna be a crafty
one, just like Harriet. In fact, I'm sure of it! AND IT AIN'T: Felicity Huffman
and Chord Overstreet, Joan Rivers and Zac Efron, Betty White and Robert
Pattinson.
Harriet Talons: Terry Hatcher
Freddie Friction: Jeremy Renner
40.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 05/11
This A list actor has franchise millions in his bank, but wont spring
for a much needed dental appointment. He makes a conscious effort never to
smile and show his teeth at red carpet events. Fans think its all part
of his dark and aloof mystique, but his teeth are beyond yellow
they
are brown. Johnny Depp
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11
Today I wanted to tell you the history of this A list movie actress. She
would never do television. Wait. She would never do scripted television.
Anyway, our actress has had lots of high profile boyfriends and every one
of them has said they have never felt as free as the day they were finally
free of the actress. One actor said it was quite possibly the happiest day
of his life and he had to act sad at some premiere and all he wanted to do
was shout and scream. Our actress is a clinger. A big clinger. As in if she
decides to date you then you are going to be with her until you do something
so egregious that she has no choice but to leave you. You can't break up
with her. It does not work that way. One boyfriend tried to break up and
then went and shot some movie on the other side of the world. Third day there,
the actress showed up at his hotel room door with a suitcase saying she was
there for a visit. One actor wanted to break up with the actress so much
that he cheated on her. She got upset but the actress was not going to leave.
He then got the idea of getting caught while cheating. She broke up with
him after that but would still call him everyday and talk to him. That one
was before caller i.d. One actor who lived with the actress said that he
never asked her to move in but that she just kept bringing stuff over and
he never noticed and then one day he realized she was there all the time.
It took him years to get away from her. Even in her current long term
relationship, her significant other knows he can do anything he wants and
that she is never going to leave him. He has done a lot and even been caught,
but she just will not go anywhere. They can go weeks without seeing each
other but she calls. All the time. All day. Texts all day too. Hundreds of
times a day. Her significant other hired an assistant just to respond to
the texts. Apparently his life is so much easier since he thought of it.
One week of telling the assistant what to say in the texts and now one year
later, the actress is none the wiser. Of course the assistant has got to
see plenty of naked photos of the actress. She is big photo sender. She is
also a big hypochondriac. She wonders aloud about everything she eats and
how it will affect her and would like your opinion too. She has very few
friends because they are subject to the same type of clingy. Not very many
people can deal with that kind of constant barrage of attention and neediness.
Gwyneth
Paltrow
actor at premiere:
actor shot movie on other side of the world: Brad Pitt "Seven Years in
Tibet"
actor who cheated: Luke Wilson
actor who lived with her: Ben Affleck
significant other: Chris Martin
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER FACEBOOK 05/13/12
What B- list mostly television actress & her husband are having big problems
since birth of baby? He does everything to avoid being together.
43.
BUZZFOTO
05/14
Which B list actress and singer who was recently at Disneyland, got so scared
on Tower of Terror that she peed her pants? She didnt bother to change,
and instead went on the river rapids ride right after hoping no one would
notice. Miley Cyrus
44.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 05/14
This rom-com queen has been trying to find a suitable A-list mate to compliment
her image, but had to settle for a C-lister. She was about to break up with
him, but when her ex announced his engagement to a couple of mutual pals,
she decided to fast track their relationship. Not only will they be getting
married soon, but they will also be welcoming a baby. She is about 3 months
pregnant and plans to let bump rumors ride until she confirms the news at
what she is deeming "perfect PR timing." Her goal is to go public with the
pregnancy just in time for her exs wedding. Jennifer
Aniston/Justin Theroux - Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14
This couple is A++ list. You would be hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity
couple anywhere. Not that long ago there were lots of infidelity rumors that
plagued the couple. It seems that the man in the relationship just could
not control his sexual urges. Never mind the fact that if he destroyed the
couple with his infidelities that headlines would follow everyday for a year,
he still had to get some sex so he did. Well, his significant other who was
never much for sex decided that the brand and the couple was really important
so promised her significant other they would have sex everyday for a year
if he would behave. Previously they had sex about once every two months.
Just like everything she puts her mind to she followed through and the couple
had sex everyday for a year. For that year they were never apart and even
when he was tired or complaining she would not give in. Well, after a year,
it stopped. In fact, almost everything about them has stopped. Rarely even
seen together any longer one of the downsides to their year of sex was they
found that they go through periods where they really can't even stand to
be in the same room. What was supposed to bring them closer together actually
ended up driving them apart. Now instead of a sex deal, what they have is
a deal where they try to be photographed together once every two weeks otherwise
they spend most of their time apart. Right now their image keeps them together
and nothing else.
David
and Victoria Beckham (when he decided he was going to retire things got
better)
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER FACEBOOK 05/14
What actress who adopted a baby not that long ago called the agency that
set her up with the baby and has asked about giving the baby back.
Denise Richards
47.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/15 **#1**
This fashionable diva is very particular when she travels. Staff records
across one hotel chain include the notation "difficult guest". When she stays
at one of their hotels, she has her assistant call down to the front desk
dozens of times each day and night to demand things that she doesnt
want to handle herself. The caller ID always shows her name as Dorothy (the
alias she uses when she travels). When the staff person rings the doorbell
to the suite, they have to announce their name, their position with the hotel,
and why they are there. When they enter the room, the staff person is not
allowed to look Dorothy in the eye or to speak to her directly. Dorothy:
"Tell them that the thermostat in the room needs to be set at 70, not 72."
Stars assistant or sibling: "Miss Dorothy needs the thermostat in the
room to be set at 70, not 72." Hotel worker: "OK, well, here is the thermostat
on the wall. If you want to change the temperature, all you have to do is
move this lever from 70 to 72." Star: "Tell them that Im not responsible
for maintenance issues." Stars assistant or sibling: "Miss Dorothy
is not responsible for maintenance issues." Sigh. We cant wait for
Dorothy Jr. to grow up. Lady Gaga
48.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/15 **#2**
Her career has waned, but this girl isnt willing to sit back and see
other young performers take any headlines away from her. Lots of antics in
the past couple of months, each one that should be accompanied by the caption
"Hey! Look at ME!" Significant Other starring in a movie? Upstage him on
the red carpet! People talking about how good looking he is? Wear (or dont
wear) something that creates a photo frenzy! He scored another big acting
job? Create a rumor that you are in contention for a big TV job! His brother
is having a baby? Adopt another pet! Your movie flops? Get another piercing
or tattoo! Not cool. Her hunger for fame and need for constant attention
is exhausting everyone, especially her Significant Other. Word is that he
is looking for the exit door. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/15
Want to see a wife who cries every night? Look no further than this gorgeous
B list movie actress. Only movies. Never television. Her husband is a well
known celebrity. An actor. You would all know him. He is also one of the
biggest cheaters out there. She could do so much better but she is afraid
to leave him. He has brainwashed her into believing that he is the only one
who would ever find her attractive. The only one who would ever want to be
with her. He demeans her whenever he can. He cheats every day whether his
wife is there or not. He says he cheats because it is expected of him. Like
he is doing it out of some sort of devotion to his craft. He is abhorrent.
He gets away with it though because people like him. In private though he
is a terror. The only time he has ever said anything nice about his wife?
In public. Never private. He tries to keep her sheltered from her family.
Wants him by his side except at night. That is his "personal time" with the
women he keeps on retainer and the ones he meets on sets and in hotel bars
when he shows off and preens. Meanwhile, his wife is upstairs. Crying. Wondering
if it will ever get better. Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber
50.
BUZZFOTO
05/15
Which C list actor from a comedy television series was seen spending almost
an entire month at the same row of slot machines in a seedy casino off the
Vegas strip?
51.
BUZZFOTO
05/16
One of the main actors from the latest "Avengers" film is so in to his character
right now, hes been buying up fan art online. He doesnt display
it in house, but keeps it in a room and shows it to close friends. He seems
to be proud of his growing collection, and we do mean growing! Mark
Ruffalo "The Hulk"
52.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 05/16
1. WHAT former A-lister and Hollywood womanizer he supposedly sowed
his wild oats before getting married and raising a family hasnt
been that loyal? The Oscar winner has been having phone sex with a C-list
celebrity for years behind his famous actress/wifes back!
Hollywood womanizer: Warren Beatty
C-list celebrity:
2. WHICH model-turned-reality star may get a legal workout in court over a fitness video she was working on before she and her soon-to-be ex broke up? Hubby is singing the blues, claiming that he should get a piece of the pie if the video gets made. But shes telling her lawyers he didnt have anything to do with it! Heidi Klum/Seal
3. WHICH Oscar, Golden Globe and Emmy-winning star is thisclose to losing his multimillion-dollar Malibu home to foreclosure? The aging actor needs to go back to his roots and start picking roles that will put him back in demand! Louis Gossett, Jr.
4. WHICH famous high-budget action director had a major meltdown on the Miami set of his latest film? The single and never married playboy he only dates gorgeous models and actresses fired an assistant director for dating an extra he had his eye on! Michael Bay
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16
This actress is B list. It is strictly because of her A list name recognition
though and does not reflect any actual acting talent. In fact, she does not
even really appear in that many things anymore. Back in the day though she
was considered the best thing that ever walked into your living room. Everyone
wanted a piece of her and the marketing campaign was based on her being hot
and available. Innocence with just a hint of edge. That all changed though
when some photos were taken of her by her boyfriend at the time. He was an
up and coming rapper and he had taken lots of photos of the two of them in
bed together. Mostly just shots of her naked from the waist up, but there
were one or two which would have fit right at home in an X rated movie. Lets
just say, she was inspecting some anatomy parts really up close. Anyway,
the rapper had been showing off the photos to his friends and then the next
thing you know they are being offered for sale. Panic set in at the network.
Producers cringed. This was their golden meal ticket. Money was exchanged
and the photos bought. This was the first time anyone knew she also was dating
this rapper. Well, that had to stop. She was told she had to stop seeing
him for the good of her career. Basically they were all telling her America
is racist and no one would think of her the way she wanted to be thought
of. It was all crap, but she bought in to it. The pair broke up, but for
several years, the couple always texted and got together from time to time
to re-ignite the flame. In fact there are some who thought he might have
been the father of her child.
Jessica
Alba ("Dark Angel")/50 Cent
54.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/16 **#1**
This music group recently left their record label. They publicly announced
that they had outgrown the label and were moving in a new direction. Everyone
thanked each other for their years together and wished each other well in
the future. Blah, blah, blah. Lies, lies, lies. Do you want to know what
really happened? Well, the truth is that the music group was totally fired.
Yes, fired! The label had warned them numerous times that they needed to
clean up their act. Their fans were drifting away because they were tired
of their ridiculous faux relationships of all the members of the group, and
the troubling, rehab-worthy behavior of one of the members of the group (Member
C). If they didnt get their act together and start making music again
together the label wasnt interested in keeping them.
But the group and their manager had grown arrogant and lazy. They didnt
want to listen to the label that had made them into a success. They werent
interested in creating music as a group or touring anymore. They just wanted
the fame and the money that their very greedy and very controlling manager
convinced them that they deserved just for being them! So Member A
left to try another solo venture. That venture which had been successful
up until the time Member A joined had to shut down when he couldnt
bring in an audience. Over a hundred people lost their jobs. And his fakey
fake relationship with an older woman simply annoyed everyone, especially
his former fans. Hes in a new fake relationship now. Member B lost
all control over his own life. He let his manager set him up in a fake marriage
and is now letting his wife dictate his next ridiculous gig (which is designed
to promote her, not him). Member C wanted to do a solo album in between drinking
binges. The label advised him against it because there had been a backlash
from fans after one of his faux relationships. He did the album anyway. It
bombed. He blamed the label. That was the final straw. The label fired all
of them. They practically gave them their songs back. Anything to get them
out the door as fast as possible and completely sever ties with them and
their idiotic manager. Good riddance.
Group:
Jonas Brothers
Member A: Nick
Member B: Kevin
Member C: Joe
55.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/16 **#2**
In the late 00's, his face was starting to sag and lose its elasticity. His
face pretty much fluttered in the breeze as he ran. He had lines around his
eyes and bags under them. Now, frankly, this is not a big deal. All faces
age. Really! But this ego maniacal liar wants you to believe that he is no
mere mortal, and that his looks are all natural because he lives such an
extraordinary life. Thats right, People! Hes not like you! He
works hard to stay young! He has never had plastic surgery and never will!
Or so he claims. Heres the truth: He had a nose job when he was in
his teens (he had the bridge thinned out). He had his teeth completely redone
(although we wouldnt include teeth in the plastic surgery category).
He had his eyeballs replaced. He had a mid-section face lift and lower
blepharoplasty (eye job) around 2009. He is currently holding off on upper
eye work (because that would drastically change his look). Now he just has
regular injections of Botox and Restylane to freeze things up and plump them
out. Hey, its good work, he doesnt look "done", and his face
settled in nicely six months after the plastic surgery. But its still
plastic surgery. And he is still a liar.
Tom
Cruise
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17
With all the casting couch and horror stories about what can happen to actors
and actresses as they try to make it in the business, I thought I would tell
you about the actress who got even for every guy that put her in a casting
couch position or was an a-hole to her when coming on to her. Our actress
is A list. Actually she is A+ list. Probably going to make it too easy, because
there are not that many out there. Anyway, when she first started out as
an actress there was this producer who said he could get her a part if she
slept with him. She did and got the role, but not the one he promised. Later,
when she became very well known, our actress would send photos of herself
to his house and to his office with the message Fuck you! written across
them. In another very early movie in her career, our actress was propositioned
by an actor, who at the time was still a big deal. I mean like A list television
big deal. A guy who had been married to one of the most famous women on the
planet big deal. He was divorced at the time but about to get married to
another woman. He failed to tell this to our actress and the pair began dating
on set. He of course got what he wanted and dumped her and our actress got
her revenge when this actor got signed to direct a movie and was going to
be paid a fortune. Our actress heard about it and signed on to the movie
but said she would not do it with this man as the director. He got fired
and she did the movie. Again, she also sent a note from the set which said,
"Wish you were here." One of my favorites though has to be when she was cast
to do this awful movie. On the set she met this guy who is still a very solid
B list actor and has been married to someone very famous. Anyway, the two
started dating and he kept saying she was the only one in his life and that
he only wanted her. She heard this before from others so took awhile to warm
up to the guy, but she did. Well, one night she goes over to his place expecting
them to be alone and the guy is in bed with another man and woman and got
really upset when our actress did not want to join in. As in really upset
and screaming and yelling at her and calling her worthless and so much more.
The guy was out of control. Our actress finally walked out. What our actress
still does to this day is send the guy flowers and a card whenever a show
of his gets canceled or a pilot not picked up which says, "Who is worthless
now?"
Charlize
Theron
57.
BUZZFOTO
05/17
After a long and nasty divorce, youd think this celebrity and his latest
ex-wife would never want to see each other or interact again. Not so! Apparently
he has hooked up with her twice, even though hes settled in another
relationship! Sean Penn/Robin Wright
58.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/18
1. This TV Host got an unwanted Addition to his show. The addition insulted
his wife in the past and now the ratings are worse than ever on his show.
How much patience will the Host have for someone he's got no use for? Nick
Cannon/Howard Stern "America's Got Talent"
2. This Actor is going all out to stay relevant. He's starring in a top-rated show, but it's an ensemble. So, he's trying to stand out with wild pictures of himself in the club or surrounded by women at the beach. He's all over the internet, but is this really helping his career? Shemar Moore
59.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/18
If sometimes trampy, always crafty Veronica Bee-Stings can find love, then
we all can, right?! That's what Awful Truth's broken hearted club is hoping,
at least. Because we recently caught wind that our dear VBSwho never
met a husband she couldn't steal or a lie she wouldn't tellisn't just
hooking up with her current beefcake B-Lister. Nope, Ronnie has been bitten
by the love bug. And how! "She's telling everyone she knows that she's in
love," a close pal of Veronica's dishes about the surgically enhanced starlet
and her boy toy of the moment, who (if you believe Ms. Bee-Stings) might
be "the one." How trés romantic, no?! Sounds like someone's ready
to get wifed up! Actually, on second thought, that's not saying much, as
Veronica has always been known to fall hard and fast for the many men in
her life. At least that's what she wants you to believe...she values the
paparazzi pictures of her and her famous beaus far more than any TLC they
give her. That is, until now. "She's changed her ways. Really!" her friend
promises. "She's not interested in setting up tabloid pictures or flaunting
him on the red carpet. She actually likes spending time with him. It helps
that he's crazy about her too." All her ways except one. We have a feeling
she isn't exactly revealing her nasty secrets to this dude either, ya know,
in case her rather risqué past makes him want to cut and run. So instead
she'll keep those sexy skeletons buried in the back of her closet, behind
all those Hervé mini-dresses and designer pumps. AND IT AIN'T: Katy
Perry, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele. Blake Lively
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18
So, this show was a favorite of a lot of people. It went off the air a few
years ago, but not long enough where people don't remember it. Everyone remembers
it. It was a comedy. Typical sit com stuff but designed for a younger audience
and a big hit for lots and lots of years. Anyway, the female lead of the
show has started opening up about her experience on the show and it is pretty
revealing. Everyone who watched the show was in love with her and the actors
on the show were no different. She was new to the whole experience and new
to the attention that was being forced on her from every direction. She started
the show as a minor but that didn't stop her from being hit in by everyone.
She told me that 40 year old guys who were married with kids who worked on
the show would hit on her and were always groping her. Always touching. When
she talks about it now she visibly shudders when she describes it. She says
she can still feel their hands. They knew she would not do or say anything
and she says sometimes four or five guys a day would be groping her. When
she got older and began to really develop she says it got way worse. Then,
it was not just the groping but they also would ask her out or corner her.
She said that she never really felt safe the whole time she was on the show
and this was years. She did have a relationship with two of her co-stars,
one of which took her virginity. Of course that actor told everyone so then
the old men making moves on her grew more intense. She did admit to having
a one season long relationship with a producer on the show who was married.
She said he was so good looking and now she wouldn't have done it but she
was 18 and didn't think about his wife and kids but only the fact that this
boss saw her as attractive and didn't grope her so she went to lunch with
him which turned into them getting hotel rooms and then it was over. She
said that she almost died inside when he dumped her and also thought about
killing herself. She didn't know how to deal with it. One of the actors she
had sex with on the show later came out to her as gay even though he still
has not to the rest of the world. She was miserable for years and when the
producers wanted to do one more year of the show she told me she knew she
would fall apart and never be the same and told them no more. They decided
not to do another season. Her experience has left her so shattered she does
not really do much anymore except live day to day and hang out with a few
friends. She does not work, and has thought about acting from time to time,
but just is afraid of what will happen.
61.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/18 **#1**
This actress, wife, and mother is pushing hard to maintain her fake marriage.
She hasnt spoken to her own mother in years. However, after some recent
unfavorable publicity, she called up some relatives and asked them to provide
a positive comment to one of the tabloids in support of her family. They
all said "No." They just werent willing to lie for her. Desperate,
the actor called her own mother, to whom she hadnt spoken in years.
Grandma initially said "No." Mom offered up a wad of cash. Grandma said "Not
enough. I want something else, too." Turns out that Grandma wants another
grandchild and access to all the grandchildren (up until now, her bad
relationship with her daughter precluded her from seeing the grandkids).
Mom agreed, mainly because she is desperate to to keep up the charade of
a happy family, and having pics of the Grands and the Grandkids together
would actually make for some good photo ops. No, we dont know how the
actress husband feels about all this. Hes the biggest liar of
all, so he cant exactly take a moral stand here. Frankly, we dont
know whether the actress will even tell him about all this. Yes, shes
sneaky that way. Kelly Preston/John Travolta
62.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/18 **#2**
This actress who worked much more several years ago than she does
now has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He
always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking
her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a "reflection of his
image". But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks
out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when
her destination isnt the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there,
just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said "Do you realize
how much youre pissing him off when you do that?" She replied,
"Absolutely!" and giggled. Sounds like its just her little way of
reclaiming her life. Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes
63.
BUZZFOTO
05/18
This overweight comedian is tired of being the third wheel to his charming
costar and his girlfriend. He hangs out with the couple constantly, and covers
for his actor friend when the actor is cheating on his girlfriend. However,
the comedian has found himself in love with his costars girlfriend
and is building up the courage to tell her.
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21
You know, when you are a big tweener star who relies on wholesomeness and
want to keep your reputation intact, you really can't go around hitting on
every teen that walks by you. So, what do you do if you are an A list tweener
and want to find some women who are open to more than just kissing, you let
your mom handle it for you. Not a manager or an agent, not even a friend.
Nope. Mom handled things for her A list tweener(s). Her only rule is that
it has to be someone who is not a fan. She would find escorts who would sign
confidentiality agreements in advance and then spend time with the tweener(s)
and be gone the next morning. She had no problems with this. She felt it
was way better than a scandal. It was way more preferable than waking up
to some unexpected teen pregnancy or some crazy fan who sold everything they
knew to the nearest tabloid. With a new escort coming every night there was
no need to take that chance. Mom even made sure that when the tweener(s)
had a girlfriend the escorts kept coming. At least one horrific breakup was
the result of a girlfriend discovering that.
Justin
Bieber
65.
BUZZFOTO
05/21
Which C list singer and performer was seen outside a Vegas strip club over
the weekend trying to get her infant in the door with her?
66.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/21
Another staff change at this newsy national television show. One of its
presenters is out the door. In fact, she is so far out the door that she
is going to a competitor network. Heres why: She had an affair with
the shows big star. She expected that an affair would lead to a move
up the food chain
eventually leading to the seat next to his. Wrong.
He is married, she was just a fling
and there was already another mistress
ahead of her coveting the same seat! She was so mad when she found out that
she confronted him at work. Bad move. He holds a lot of power at the network.
Whoever he wants to stay, stays. Whoever he wants to go, goes. If you annoy
him, youre shown the door. She annoyed him. Buh bye!
Show" "Today"
Big star: Matt Lauer
Presenter: Amy Robach
Other mistress: Natalie Morales
67.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 05/21
1. This rapper started smoking weed backstage at the Billboard Music Awards.
Most were trying to simply find the source of the smell to end the situation
while a member of a certain band was trying to find the source to join in.
Wiz Khalifa/LMFAO
2. This hot headed pop star was complaining backstage at the Billboard Music Awards because Adele nabbed most the awards but didnt show up. The star snapped, "Its fitting that she always wears a muumuu because she is such a cow." Chris Brown
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22
This actress is A list now. I hate to say it, but she is. Not for movies,
but for television. If you are the lead for your own show, you get to be
A list and she has done it twice. One was a very big hit. Back in the day
though, when she was still a teen but very developed for her age she was
on a show. The show didn't last long at all and it is probably a very good
thing because this once B list tv/movie actor who has been in the news recently
for some sex issues was also on the show. Apparently our actress never noticed
what was going on but other members of the crew did and would not let the
actor anywhere near the actress. They caught him always looking at her and
making comments about her and were really scared he would try something if
he managed to get her alone. The actor would try to do everything he could
to spend time with the actress alone, but the word was out. Keep him away
from her. The problem was the show did not film locally in Los Angeles so
someone was always on duty to make sure he did not get access to her in her
hotel room or call her and convince her to go out. It was a 24 hour a day
operation. He never got the chance and you have never seen a happier crew
that a show was canceled.
Show:
"Byrds of Paradise"
Actress: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Actor: Timothy Busfield
69.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/22
This actress and her husband like to pretend that she is the Best Mom in
the World. Well let you in on a little secret and you can decide for
yourself. Before she married her current husband, she had a child. But that
child doesnt live with them and is never mentioned in interviews. That
child isnt included on her Wikipedia page, and isnt mentioned
in the Biography section of the actress own website (although there
are plenty of words and photos devoted to her other child/ren). Why not?
Because that child is disabled. In her eyes, that child doesnt even
exist. Its just one more secret to sweep under the rug. One more lie
so that she and her husband can pretend to be the perfect couple with the
perfect family.
Kelly
Preston
70.
BUZZFOTO
05/22
Hes a C list television actor on the rise, and hes gay. No big
deal, except his beard doesnt know and she had his baby.
71. ANONYMOUS 05/22
Which MTV reality star was paid to do an event in Detroit this past weekend
but refused to do it unless he got paid an extra $10,000? He/she was also
contracted to sign autographs for his/her fans but said, "I'm not signing
anything for those people!"
Pauly
D
72.
NATIONAL
ENQUIRER 05/23
1. WHAT A-list actor whos on the brink of becoming B-list
paid off his actress/ TV personality ex so that she wouldnt talk about
his dark and kinky secrets? The chatty blonde is about to be very visible
on TV, and her manic-depressive former beau wants to make sure she keeps
her lips sealed! Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey
2. THIS A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late 90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (shes now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actors bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men! Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman
3. WHICH "Real Housewife of New York City" had a secret hookup with the star of another Bravo reality show? The single mom-turned-cougar and the young stud with the million-dollar smile are trying to keep their affair on the down-low, but busy-body Andy Cohen got wind of it and is now determined to turn it into a story arc. Sonja Morgan/Ryan Serhant, Realtor from "Million Dollar Listing New York"
4. WHICH once-promising actor-turned-reality-star was recently slapped again for failing to pay child support? The Oscar-nominated actor says hes mentally impaired, but the baby mama isnt buying it. Shes taking him to court! Gary Busey
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23
Every May the movie world turns its direction to Cannes. Everyone wants to
walk the red carpet and movie stars from all over the world come for their
time in the spotlight. There are several other actresses that come also,
but for an entirely different purpose. Cannes is the time of the year when
actresses who have hit some harder times but have a high level of fame and
still some kind of beauty audition to be what they call yacht girls for the
summer. Cannes is where they try to find the guy that will make them their
yacht girl. This is going to focus on three or so actresses who have turned
to this road. Once you come down this road it is tough to get off. The first
actress is easy She used to be a B+ movie actress who made some bad choices.
Couldn't get a part and one May was convinced to come over. She is actually
one of the few who enjoyed it the first few years. She was young and still
getting offers from guys in their 30's and 40's. She was making way more
than she made as an actress and having the time of her life. Now though it
is getting harder to make the same kind of money and when she does find a
man it is usually some guy in his 60's or older. The rest don't want her
because she has been around for too many seasons.
Tara
Reid /Fawaz Gruosi
Another actress who has made it off the yacht system but will probably be back is this former B+ television actress. She first came to Cannes a few years ago and was caught up in the excitement. She found a young rich guy right away and thought it was going to be great. The drugs were great, the guy provided the kind of sex she loved and she wanted to party all summer. After about a month the guy had found someone younger and the actress found herself strung out and then she got lucky and met a big world famous celebrity and he got her out of the cycle and the next thing you know she is back in Hollywood. Hayden Panettiere/Wladimir Klitschko(world famous celeb)
A slew of reality stars have tried to join in the parade but its harder for them because the men like to brag and its much easier to brag about someone who was on a hit television show or was a star in the movies than some reality show no one has heard of. One reality show actress who did make it for awhile was on Real World. She had been very popular on the show and men in Europe knew who she was and she lasted a season or two before getting strung out and then had no takers. Trishelle Cannatella
There is the British reality star/actress who is always available but only picks one guy and controls her partying. She loves it and says that three months in the south of France pays for her entire year of living. She tries to have a regular boyfriend the rest of the year, and always manages to break up just after Easter. Kelly Brook
Don't think this has been going on just the past few years either. One of the greatest acting legends of all time made her fortune doing the same thing way back in the day of old Hollywood. Everyone talks about her with awe. That is their dream. Grace Kelly
74.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/23
Before Alexandra Wentworth met and married George Stephanopoulos, she dated
an comedian. On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night, the funny
actress described one particularly eventful date with the comedian. "Heres
the story. I was living with this guy. Well call him
Josh. I
came home one afternoon and he said, "Ali, Im really worried. Theres
something wrong. I was in the shower, and I felt something
I think
its a polyp
you need to check it out." So, Im from a very
uptight, waspy, blue-blood family. We dont look in orafices and holes.
I didnt even poop until I went to college. Thats how uptight
we are. But its a medical emergency
So he put down a towel, and
hes naked, and he laid down on his stomach. And I very gingerly
and in a very elegant way parted his buttocks and reached
in
and I pulled out a diamond ring. And he said "Will you marry
me?" I said, "Of course Ill marry you!" Well, I ended up not marrying
him, but to this day, I wondered if I had dug deeper, I could have had a
tiara by now.."
75.
CRUSHABLE
05/23
Shes not a brat, she just plays one on TV. Can you figure out who this
blind item is about? This star of a popular TV show has a reputation for
being particularly
ahem
difficult (both on-screen and off), and
its clear that that reputation is entirely deserved. Crushable has
just gotten word that this celebrity was out to dinner with her parents recently
and didnt feel that the laws of physics that govern the speed at which
food can be cooked should necessarily apply to her. Less than twenty minutes
after ordering well-done fish, this starlet sent her father back to the kitchen
with instructions to "knock on the window" to see if their food that they
ordered "hours ago" was ready. When the waiter did ultimately bring the food
to the table, this star argued with him about which items were safe for her
to eat with her food allergies (which he had apparently accounted for), and
after insulting his intelligence, left a 10% tip. We cant tell you
the name of this bratty star, but can you guess?? Chelsea
Kane
76.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/23
Remember that scene in Legally Blonde where Reese Witherspoon goes to get
the alibi of Ali Larters character? It turns out that the aerobics
queen would rather have people think she offed her husband than know that
she got liposuction. With that in mind, lets talk about this
celebritys troubled marriage. The public fights will be about egos
and money and infidelity. The private fight is the real one. Its all
about the wifes rampant eating disorder. The wife is purging multiple
times every day, and the husband cant take it anymore. Its making
her ill and its completely stressing him out. Most importantly, he
doesnt want that kind of sick behavior around their impressionable
child/ren. However, if they talk about the real problem, will the brand be
destroyed, and does the fortune go with it? Quite the conundrum.
Bethenny
Frankel
77.
BUZZFOTO
05/23
Before getting married, this B list celebrity married to a C list actress
had a wild bachelor party. Apparently its coming back to haunt him
as one of the entertainers from the party is trying to shop out pictures
of the actor at the party. The entertainer is a man.
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24
So, last fall, this male A list tweener singer had a group of people over
to his house. His B- list actress girlfriend was not among those invited.
As the 15 or so guests walked in the house they all were forced to hand over
their cell phones which were put in a basket and then locked away in a separate
room until the end of the night. Then, the squeaky clean singer pulled out
some pot and took turns inviting guests into another room to smoke with him.
While he would smoke with them he would also hit on each girl who was at
the party and they were mostly girls. Mid to late teens and no one older
than 18 or so. When he would talk to one who was younger than him he would
say he preferred older women. When he did find one who was older than him,
he would invite them into a different room and spend time alone with them
one on one and then remind them not to talk about what happened. Several
times during the night he got calls from his girlfriend and he told her he
was just hanging out watching football with some guy friends. I wonder if
he got the pot from his A list singing friend who started off in the business
at about the same age.
Justin
Bieber/Selena Gomez/Usher
79.
BUZZFOTO
05/24
This very clean-cut, and religious television actress might be highly opinionated
about morality, but we shouldnt judge her too harshly. She has a terrible
pain-killer addiction she is struggling with. Patricia
Heaton
80.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/25
Have we mentioned that Chiquita is, well, bananas? If her using her man-trapping
nether regions to sleep her way to the top (or at least to primetime) or
that outrageous diva 'tude (seriously, who does this broad think she is?)
wasn't enough to convince you, well, maybe you're just as kooky as Chicky
is! Which means you'll love her latest party trick: Not only does Chiquita
make it a habit to hook up with at least one costar per party, natch, but
she's taken to a stripping routine of sorts. At a recent A-list fête
attended by our brassy babe and her coworkers, partygoers were left shocked
when Chiquita cut a line for the bathroom and disappeared inside. Well, the
cutting wasn't actually what had jaws droppingChiquita is way too famous
to wait in lines, of courseit was what she revealed when she left the
powder room. Which was her lingerie. Yep, Chiquita hit the bathroom, stripped
off some clothing and returned to the party in her hot pants like it was
totally normal. And that's how she entertained for the rest of the evening:
in her pseudo-birthday suit. On second thought, guess I'm not too surprised.
She's always been more likely to bare her body than her soul. AND IT AIN'T:
Blake Lively, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Emily VanCamp. Naya
Rivera
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25 **#1**
So, at the Billboard Awards, the perimeter around the theater was blocked
off so all the stars- even the big ones- were apparently taking the 5 minute
walk from their hotel(s) to the theater. But, not this male B+ singer who
is now on a television show. Instead of the walk, he wanted to pull up in
a car which took 45 minutes to make it the two blocks. He also waited until
the last 15 mins of the red carpet before the show to walk the red carpet
because he thinks he's up there in status with Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.
To make things even worse, he was also really rude to his press line escort.
During the show, he was in the sixth row in the theater, just behind Amber
Rose. One of the producers came over during the show and said he'd be on
camera after the break. He said he wanted to be moved up to first or second
row when on-camera because being behind Amber Rose was not a good look. They
couldn't do anything about it, so he got up and left the show and didn't
come back.
Robin
Thicke
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25 **#2**
So, this actress was A list. She was on top of the world and then got sucked
into the lies of an A list movie actor and lost it all. Why? Because he was
bored and placed a bet with crew members that he could get her to have sex
with him. The bet was that he could get her to have sex in 10 different locations
before the end of the movie. He won easily. She was always a bed and lights
off person, but she did everything for him and anything he wanted. She was
married at the time and had some on set flirtations but nothing beyond that
even though her husband cheated on her frequently. She was going to be the
good one in the relationship. She liked her martyr role. She liked being
able to throw it into her husband's face whenever they argued which was often.
There was no joy, but she was faithful at least until she met the A list
actor that would change her life forever. He was bored. He was in the middle
of nowhere and the drinking options were limited. He did like the crew though.
He always got on with the crew. he also liked getting it on with local women
and extras and any other woman who was willing. The problem was there just
weren't that many. So, one night when he was drinking he made a bet with
the crew that he could get his co-star to have sex with him. The crew didn't
think it was much of a challenge so the ten locations was added. The actor
started the next day and it took entire days of talking to her and wearing
her down. He gave up drinking for three days just so he could talk to her
into the night. He turned on that A list actor charm and finally wore her
down. They hooked up. All the time and everywhere. She was not just in this
for the sex though, she had fallen in love with the actor. When she told
him she was going to leave her husband, he was not even paying attention
or it didn't register, but she did that and when she did, that was the end.
Her A listness was over permanently. His A listness took a huge hit and took
years and years to even come close to coming back. When he told her that
he just was not interested in her that way and didn't want to be with her
forever, it crushed her. It took her a few years to just get over that. She
had given up everything and all he wanted was sex.
Meg
Ryan/Russell Crowe
83.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/25
These two Entertainers are finally acting like a couple. They enjoyed themselves
overseas recently and gave the press plenty to talk about. But, he still
has some wild oats to sew and babymommas to pay. Will she last long? Diddy
and Cassie
84.
BUZZFOTO
05/28
This star has a character made of them at a theme park. We heard that when
the character was made, the star insisted the character have a tattoo placed
on a delicate part of the mannequin. Johnny Depp/Capt. Jack Sparrow on
the Pirates of the Caribbean Ride at Disney
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#1**
What just about A list movie actress thinks her B- list movie actor boyfriend
is so into her that he wants her to relocate from America to be with him.
He says that, but in reality, it would really put a crimp in his relationship
with that other woman he sees regularly back home. He better hope that the
actress never finds out because she will explode into something he never
thought could exist.
Halle
Berry/Olivier Martinez
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#2**
What B- list actress who seems to be on everything, but is really just on
one hit show and one middling show and a movie here and there spends a
significant portion of her time and income helping out military families.
About a year ago she ran into a woman who was barely out of her teens and
had a baby and her husband was going to get some leave but didn't have time
to come all the way back home from Afghanistan and then go all the way back.
So, our actress paid for the mom and child to meet the dad in Europe. Since
then she has contributed money to other reunion efforts, managed to get a
lot of sponsors to donate things to help out other military families and
will speak anytime and any place about her passion for helping them.
Alison
Brie ("Mad Men" and "Community")
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28 **#3**
This former B+ teen actress who has had a really bad year is suffering from
some severe substance abuse issues and her friends all blame a boyfriend
who got the actress hooked on everything to keep her under his thumb. It
worked. Ever since the pair started dating, she gave up even trying to act
and the only thing she cared about was doing exactly what he wanted when
he wanted it and gave up any kind of regular life. Even though he cheats
with several other women he expects her to be available to him whenever he
calls and she refuses to be away from her phone at any time and drives herself
crazy worrying she has missed a call from him. He leaves her for weeks at
a time and it drives her even more crazy and then will rush back into her
life setting demands. He has spent a great deal of her money. Her friends
try to convince her she needs to dump him and to go to rehab just to escape
him if not to get clean.
Amanda
Bynes & Kid Cudi
88.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/28
This very talented actor has been nominated for one major award and won another
major award. He has been debating about coming out of the closet for a long
time now. That time has finally arrived. We hope he doesnt pay a price
for his honesty. The timing will coincide with his starring in a new project
this fall. We expect that his coming out might upset some in a certain religious
community. No, our actor isnt really a holy roller. He just knows how
to pretend to be one. Come to think of it, so does his boyfriend. And his
new costar.
Actor:
Andrew Rannells (Originated the role of Elder Price in The Book of Mormon
on Broadway. Currently on the HBO show Girls. Will star in Ryan Murphys
upcoming The New Normal this fall)
Boyfriend: Dennis Jones
Costar: Justin Bartha
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#1**
What former almost A list tweener and now a C+ movie actress said that unlike
her former A list tweener boyfriend and now B list movie actor, her new boyfriend
lasts longer than 30 seconds and wants sex more than once a month.
Vanessa
Hudgens/Zac Efron
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#2**
What rapper who has a real name just as unusual as his stage name might want
to tell his celebrity girlfriend before they get married that he has been
seeing that other person they had the threesome with on the side. Maybe the
celebrity girlfriend knows about it, but with the way they have been trying
to sneak around, I'm guessing she is in the dark.
Wiz
Khalifa's real name is Cameron Jibril Thomaz/Amber Rose
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29 **#3**
This actress is B list now. A very solid B list who most people know. She
has always been in movies. No television. One of her biggest roles came via
an audition. It was her big break. She had already met with the director
and producers and now was having a one on one with her Academy Award winning
co-star. He was married and had a great reputation so when he suggested they
meet at his place she agreed. When she got there he turned on his smile to
full wattage and was talking about his wife and made our actress a drink
and they sat down and started to talk. As they began talking more he continued
to refill her glass while just sipping his. She started to feel woozy. She
didn't know if she was drunk or if he had slipped her something. He wouldn't
do that. He is a nice guy and there is just no way. He told her there were
several other women he was meeting about the movie and that because they
were going to have a sex scene in the movie he needed to make sure they got
along very well so there would be chemistry. He said they should kiss and
see how that went. She was more woozy and the next thing you know the kiss
led to groping which led to sex and she says all she really remembers about
the entire sexual encounter was laying on his office couch and staring up
at his Academy Award while she kept saying to herself, but he is a nice guy.
She got the part, but has never spoken to the guy since the end of filming.
92.
HOLLYWOOD
DAME 05/29
This former tween idol was overheard complaining about her now ex boyfriend
being bad in bed. Despite her efforts of seducing him, he never really wanted
to have sex. Odd being that most people would call him lucky to have this
beauty in his bed. Maybe that is why he only lasted a minute or two when
he did put out. Vanessa Hudgens/Zac Efron
93.
BUZZFOTO
05/30
When this B list, award-winning film actor was a young boy, he and his friends
once spent a summer terrorizing animals at a local park. He was said to have
killed several ducks with a golf club. He deeply regrets his actions now
and the incident still haunts him. He has donated large sums of money to
several bird reserves all over the country, but he still cant bring
himself to go to any local parks that have ducks.
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#1**
This Academy Award nominated actress who does not do much lately has a much
much younger boyfriend. He is apparently a kept man by the actress. When
asked by one of her friends what she saw in the man she said, "Have you seen
him without a shirt on? Plus he isn't divorced with three kids like everyone
else who asks me out." She then made the man take off his shirt so all her
friends could have a look. And a touch.
Sharon
Stone
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#2**
This A list celebrity and former singer who seems to always wear sunglasses
was out over the weekend when she stopped to watch a woman on the street
singing for money. The celebrity said, "You are better than I ever was. Honestly,
so is was everyone." She then actually laughed and dropped $500 into the
bucket.
Victoria
Beckham (Posh Spice)
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30 **#3**
This C+ singer had kicked her heroin habit. She was on the road to recovery
when this former A list singer who has had a loooooong time heroin habit
was hanging out with her a few weeks ago and decided to shoot up in front
of her. The next thing you know she was trying it again. For the past few
weeks she has been going at it like she never stopped. The former A list
singer has a history of getting actresses and other singers hooked on heroin.
He says it is because he doesn't like to do it alone. One actress he was
with has never fully recovered in her career since being hooked. She went
from a solid B to barely getting work now.
C+ singer: Lana Del Rey
A list singer: Marilyn Manson
actress: Rose McGowan
97.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/30 **#1**
We have some good news about this talented girl for a change! After more
than a year of lying and covering up and downplaying her addiction issues,
she is actually seriously working the steps toward getting better! She is
carrying The Big Book everywhere, and is reading it in between work commitments.
She is also journaling a lot. She is up to Step 4, and is making a searching
and fearless moral inventory of herself. Dont expect any big announcements
from her about her completing this step, though. Her only obligation is to
admit to another human being (probably her sponsor) the exact nature of her
wrongs. BTW, Girl, your friends have told us that you are actually thankful
for our pushing you in the right direction. That came as a bit of a surprise
to us, but we are pleased that you recognize that was our intention. When
you are up to Step 9, and are ready to make direct amends for publicly calling
us liars, we would welcome your doing so. While a public apology would be
great, we know thats a hard thing to do, so you may do so privately
if you like. You know how to contact us. We wish you continued success and
peace.
Demi
Lovato
98.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/30 **#2**
This couple always ramps up the phony gushing about their marriage whenever
there is a project to promote. However, what goes on behind the scenes is
a different story. They actually spend as little time together as humanly
possible, and rarely speak to each other. Recently, though, they did have
to get together to have one serious discussion about their child. The child
admitted to Mom that they are having romantic feelings about a member of
the same sex. While we do not know the outcome of that discussion, we do
wonder if Mom and Dad have told their child/ren that they have lots of personal
experience with the subject. And we also wonder if they will encourage the
child/ren to stay as closeted as they are. Will and Jada Smith
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#1**
So, this television couple is having problems in real life too. She is married.
He is married. They were having an affair and keeping it quiet and then the
next thing you know she got pregnant. Yikes. Who is the baby daddy? Sarah
Michelle Gellar and Ioan Gruffud "The Ringer"
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31 **#2**
Have you ever wondered why this former A list movie actor and still a solid
B+ movie actor with A list name recognition has never really had a girlfriend?
Sure, there was the one on and off again relationship but that was a long
time ago. He is never photographed with any women and has never talked about
his dating life. Some people have speculated it is because he is gay. Nope.
It is because he has had a relationship with his sister since they were in
their teens. Not a sister/brother type relationship either. We are talking
full on love of my life this is who I am with every night kind of relationship.
The thing is that it isn't a secret in the family and the other family members
are very accepting of it at home. Knowing this family they would probably
be ok with it in public too, but some things have to be kept quiet. Joaquin
and Rain Phoenix
101.
BUZZFOTO
05/31
Because of strict religious rules growing up, this male C list actor still
has a lot of guilt about, er, self-pleasure. He recently told a source that
he still cant be with a woman for several weeks after hes done
it, because he still continues to feel so much shame.
102.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/31 **#1**
Female singer/rapper A wouldnt even speak to female singer/rapper B,
even when they were at the same event. It all stems back to a feud they had
in their early days when A tried to help B get a record produced. It didnt
sell well, B blamed A, and has been throwing shade on her ever since, including
in her lyrics. However, we dont really think that shade is the reason
that A is getting so bleached out.
A: Lil Kim
B: Nicki Minaj
103.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/31 **#2**
Female Singer C is blaming everyone except herself for her latest albums
poor sales. Shes taking out her frustration by mocking Singer D, who
she tells friends is a low-rent ripoff of herself. The reason this is laughable
is because there is a song on Singer Cs own current album which was
clearly ripped off from a third singer. Were going to roll our eyes
at the hypocrisy and throw a flag on this play.
C: Madonna
D: Lady GaGa
104.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/31 **#3**
Male Singer E is trying to make a comeback after stumbling a few years ago.
His music is fine, but people arent so forgiving of his personal
transgressions. One of these people is Male Singer F, who is going around
telling people that E hasnt changed at all. F insists that E is just
as slimy as before, and that E is just feigning remorse to get back on top.
He also claims that that part of Es comeback will involve his luring
in a beautiful actress so that he can be part of a celebrity couple again.
Why does F even care about this? He says that E has compiled a list of female
targets
and one of them is Fs former girlfriend.
E: John Mayer
F: Justin Timberlake (Cameron Diaz)
105.
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GOSSIP 05/31 **#4**
These two female singers actually used to work together, but they arent
exactly friendly anymore. Its all about jealousy. Singer G thinks she
is more talented and better looking than Singer H, but H has always had a
bigger name. Singer G is also annoyed that she and H are currently working
the same kind of gig, but H is making more money. Singer G needs to mind
her own business. We mean that literally. Although she has the job for another
year, she isnt exactly a favorite of the fans or producers. She should
get back to basics and concentrate on her own job and her own singing and
her own appearance.
G: Christina Aguilera
H: Britney Spears
106.
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GOSSIP 05/31 **#5**
Male Singer J has a steady girlfriend named K. He also has a professional
relationship with Female Singer L. K does not feel very secure in her
relationship right now. She doesnt like the fact that Singer J and
Singer L spend lots of time together talking about their singing careers
and speaking so highly of each other in interviews. So K is doing everything
she can to get rid of L. She tells J that L is just a one-hit wonder, and
she doesnt want J to wind up looking bad by association when Ls
career flops. She makes up stories about L being into drugs and having an
eating disorder (not true), and tells J that it will hurt his image if he
continues to hang around her. And on and on. But the real reason K doesnt
want L around is because she is extremely jealous of L. She is convinced
her that L is just playing sweet and innocent, and that the minute K turns
her back, L will make a play for J. Too late. She already has. And J didnt
object. L isnt going anywhere.
J: Justin Bieber
K: Selena Gomez
L: Carly Rae Jepson
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