NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
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The significant other of this old permanent A list Oscar winning actor has made it clear that she intends to push anyone out of her way in order to marry him until his death, whether that be sooner or later. Robert De Niro/Tiffany Chen (Robert De Niro Seen Vacationing and Holding Hands with Martial Arts Instructor amid Divorce); Clint Eastwood/Christina Sandera (Clint Eastwood, 91, is on fine form as cuts a dapper figure at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am golf tournament)

This A list rapper recently posted a picture with his singer girlfriend on Instagram and gushed how much he loves her. But a week earlier he told strippers at a Miami strip club that he is single and took two of them back to his hotel room to have sex. One of the strippers was told she even looks like his current girlfriend! This rapper has been known to cheat, having previously cheated on all his ex girlfriends and even returning back to his A list singer ex who hinted at him that he could still hook up with her if he wanted. Big Sean/Jhene Aiko/Ariana Grande (WATCH: BIG SEAN and Jhene Aiko Photos and Videos Leaked On Twitter – Tattoo On Reddit) (Big Sean Denies Nude Photo on Instagram: ‘This Is Not Me’)

Years ago, when the deal was first announced, Mr. Hedge told you all repeatedly, that the deal put together by the former A+ list athlete with herpes to buy that professional sports team was going to be a major debacle, for many reasons. It all came to pass, and our former athlete just resigned in disgrace, giving up his stake in the franchise in the process. Derek Jeter/"Miami Marlins" (Derek Jeter stepping down as Miami Marlins' CEO, shareholder)

We already know the relationships this bar star has with women are fake, so why is he going to the trouble of trying to convince the world that his new one is real. Story line. James Kennedy/"Vanderpump Rules" (Vanderpump Rules: James Kennedy seen kissing mystery woman before attending concert)

The guy who keeps apologizing in that house reality show airing now says that he had a lot of suicidal thoughts when the show finished filming. Kyle Cooke/"Summer House" (Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula Reveal Major Updates About Their Marriage)

Speaking of fake relationships, this actress on a show named after an area of beaches just goes from one fake relationship to the next because she loves the publicity. Madelyn Cline/"Outer Banks"/Chase Stokes (Chase Stokes and ex-girlfriend Madelyn Cline spark reconciliation rumors as they hold hands in new photos from their series Outer Banks)

This A- list actress is being pressured by this comic universe to settle a lawsuit. They do not want their star on television in a courtroom. Her ex should also settle because no one is going to look good if this all gets played out in front of a worldwide audience. This is not like the overseas trial that were just written words. Amber Heard/"DC Comics"/"Aquaman"/Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp and Amber Heard legal battle to be 'televised trial of the century')

There are people dying and all the alliterate one cares about is that her message was not acknowledged by the President of that country. Tell you what you can do. Call up the former Housewife and tell her you want to distribute the blankets and sleeping bags the former Housewife is sending to Poland to all the refugees. Actually do something. She won't though. She should. If she did, maybe she would actually have something for Netflix they wouldn't reject. Meghan Markle/Volodymyr Zelenskyy/Ukraine/Bethenny Frankel/"Real Housewives of New York" (Prince Harry And Meghan Markle: Why Their Pronouncements Claiming Solidarity With The Ukraine Are Ridiculed In Britain) (Bethenny Frankel Is Shipping $10M of Survival Kits After Ukraine Invasion: 'People Feel Helpless')

It is always a joy to see how this A- list actress who does a lot of commercials interacts with this A-/B+ list actress who always bragged about hooking up with the ex of the A- list actress while they were still married. Last night was one of those rare occasions they were forced to be in the same room. Jennifer Garner/Blake Lively/Ben Affleck/"The Adam Project" (Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively, & More Stars Who Stunned on The Adam Project Red Carpet)

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar (Emmy) winner/nominee and used to be married to a foreign born A- list actress who dated the late night actor for a bit, has a new baby on the way. Usually he is much more thirsty about these kinds of announcements, so it is odd he has been quiet. Michael Sheen/Kate Beckinsale/Pete Davidson/"SNL" (I think I beat his announcement by about four hours. I could have sworn he was nominated for Frost/Nixon, but it was Frank Langella) (‘Another on the way!’ Michael Sheen, 53, breaks exciting baby news with partner Anna, 27)

While out of the country, this A- list reality star from a family full of them yelled at a waitress for not emptying the reality star's ashtray after the star had smoked one cigarette. Apparently she likes a fresh one brought for each new cigarette. Kendall Jenner/Kardashians/Paris, France (Kendall Jenner Seen Hanging Out With Kourtney Kardashian's Exes Luka Sabbat and Younes Bendjima)

This A- list mostly movie actress does have an active movie franchise. It just doesn't always seem like it. She has been cheating on her husband.

Kindness: This three named actress who feels like she should be foreign born even though she isn't, sold her front row ticket to a thirsty artist for 5K Euros in cash and then walked around outside and handed out money to homeless people and buskers and anyone else she could find that she thought needed help. Anya Taylor-Joy/"Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show" (Anya Taylor-Joy attends the Dior Womenswear Fall/Winter 2022/2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week)

The Rebound: It was kind of the perfect storm. This foreign born A- list singer/judge/reality star (Delta Goodrem) in her own country (Australia) and who most of you will not know, had been busted cheating with a singer who was married. Oh, not the one named A- list singer (Seal) you know. I mean, yes she was hooking up with him and yes, he was still married, but his wife (Heidi Klum) had been cheating on him with a possible accessory. She needed some positive PR and was judging a show in her country ("The Voice (AU)"). How to get all of this stuff out of the headlines? Have herself a fake relationship while she is still hooking up with the one named singer and keeping it quiet. She settled on this A/A- list singer (Nick Jonas) all of you know who was looking to make a name for himself after being part of a group ("Jonas Brothers"). He wanted to show the world he was ready for the real world. The only tiny problem in all of this is that everything had to wait until he actually did turn 18. Even though it was fake, the last thing she needed was also to be called out for being with someone underage. The relationship lasted as long as the season of the television show. They never spent one minute alone. Someone would document their "relationship" and feed it to the press while she shared the bed of the one named singer. It was a quite impressive display by her publicist, who really should get more credit. Delta Goodrem/Australia/Seal/Heidi Klum/"The Voice (AU)"/Nick Jonas/"Jonas Brothers" (Dated Who)

The ex of the alliterate talk show host is already out of money and wants to bleed the talk show host dry. He also wouldn't mind if she died. Kevin Hunter/Wendy Williams (Wendy Williams Ex-Husband Kevin Hunter Sues Talk Show Production Company for Wrongful Termination)

This former B list actor called out a former A+ list talk show host for being homophobic. Her supporters will point to her long time friendship with the gay lawyer/fixer as proof she wasn't. Not so fast. She used the fixer/lawyer to get people out of her way through extortion or whispers to management. Mario Cantone/Barbara Walters/Roy Cohn (Mario Cantone Says ‘You Can’t Say Anything’ Because Of Cancel Culture) (11 Times Celebs Called Out Interviewers Being Homophobic Or Transphobic) (Good riddance, Barbara Walters) (Roy Cohn Once Claimed He Proposed to Barbara Walters despite Rumors of His Sexuality)

With money drying up, this multiple reality star is really pimping out her kids. They have a certain amount of money they need to make each month. Kim Zolciak-Biermann/Brielle and Ariana Biermann (Kim Zolciak-Biermann Celebrates Brielle's 25th Birthday: "I Am So Incredibly Proud") (What Is Ariana Biermann Studying In School?)

It will not shock me if in six months, this former spouse of a former Housewife, last seen very recently on a network reality show is dead. He borrowed money from some people who do not mess around if you don't pay them back. He thinks he can do what he always does and not pay people and move and start over. Nope. Peter Thomas/Cynthia Bailey/"Real Housewives of Atlanta" ('RHOA' Star Cynthia Bailey's Ex-Husband Peter Thomas Accused Of Owing $450k In Back Taxes)

The permanent A list rapper has decided to take a "personal interest" in the new single of this former one-fifth. Apparently he spent some time mentoring her one on one and thinks she has a bright future. It probably explains why his wife has been so standoffish in public towards him as of late. Jay-Z/Normani/"Fifth Harmony"/Beyoncé

Nothing happened while they were filming the movie, but during this press run, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor has been hooking up with his co-star, who is probably tired of being cheated on anyway. "The Batman"/Robert Pattinson/Zoë Kravitz/Tatum Channing (She's one purrfect Catwoman! Zoe Kravitz exudes elegance in a figure-hugging black gown with daring cut-outs alongside Robert Pattinson at London premiere of The Batman)

The most important witness for the prosecution in the case against the procurer/madam says that she was told if there is a new trial granted, that she won't be called to testify. If that is the case, the government will lose. Carolyn Andriano/Ghislaine Maxwell (Virginia Giuffre told me she'd slept with Prince Andrew just days after that trip to London with Jeffrey Epstein: Key witness at Ghislaine Maxwell's trial bravely waives her anonymity and makes a sensational new claim)

This apartment/home/room booking company is still happily doing business with Russians and whether they know it or not, are acting as facilitators for moving money in and out of the country. There is one house in particular that is a dump and is being rented for $8K a night and has a soccer name in the listing that makes it very easy to find. No one will ever rent it though. They book it and cancel and then repeat the process, with the host getting one night's pay each time. It is done in reverse too with phantom bookings at homes outside the country. It is just much harder to find those homes.
Airbnb/2018 FIFA House (and the next day they blocked everything. I guess they do read blinds)

The three named A- list actress was just cast in a great role and now the studio is thinking of finding someone new. She needs to go after the alliterate singer even harder. Evan Rachel Wood/"WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story"/Marilyn Manson (Evan Rachel Wood Plays Madonna in Daniel Radcliffe's 'Weird Al' Roku Movie) (Marilyn Manson Sues Evan Rachel Wood Over Alleged "Malicious Falsehood" Of Abuse Claims; ‘Westworld’ Actress Forged FBI Letter, Suit Claims)

The thirsty Euphoria actor who does everyone wrong, is now trying to set up something with the new hair color reality star. Her mom would love it. Jacob Elordi/Kendall Jenner (Kendall Jenner Spotted with Nate from "Euphoria") (Kendall Jenner Sticks With Her New Red Hair)

This foreign born alliterate A- list singer/bad actress got used by a guy for sex and he stole some money from her as he left afterwards. Camila Cabello (Camila Cabello Rocks A Bikini While Lounging In A Hot Tub On Scottsdale Getaway — Photos)

This A list actress/writer/producer/host got a bunch of work done and says she has never been more happy, although she will probably never publicly admit that she anything done.

This Gen Z foreign born actress is B+ list. She starred in a long running cable show and its reboot, but has been pretty quiet since becoming a mom. Her husband is cheating on her. Although, many of her castmates have been in blinds, this is a first for her. Sasha Pieterse/"Pretty Little Liars"/"Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists"/Hudson Sheaffer (Sasha Pieterse Lands First Role After Welcoming Her Son Hendrix Last Year)

Released: It has been five years since this secret keeper died. He was the last of them. He lasted a few months longer than the other secret keeper alive. Were they really the last secret keepers though? I mean the person who pulled the actual trigger could be considered a secret keeper (Bennie G. Adkins) too. He died of COVID in 2020. The secret keeper (Zbigniew Brzezinski) who died five years ago had a job which allowed him to make sure no researcher ever got a chance to look at files hidden away in this Presidential library. Even when he died, there was no one who was going to be able to find them. What they didn't think about though, is when the man who pulled the trigger died and everyone who was interested in his story. I mean there are not that many Medal Of Honor winners. There are even fewer who had been pulled from Special Forces after just a couple of years, to pull off the kill of the century (Assassination of John F. Kennedy) and then sent back overseas to hide. It was when he was sent back, that he got that Medal Of Honor. Researchers have been combing through the library's records for information on this soldier and how he somehow knew this President (Lyndon B. Johnson) extremely well and did more than just this one "favor." Bennie G. Adkins/Zbigniew Brzezinski (daughter Mika Brzezinskim wife of Joe Scarborough)/Assassination of John F. Kennedy/Lyndon B. Johnson

With the contract ending between this A list mostly movie actor with multiple franchises and the woman he called his girlfriend, the expectation was that he was going to come out. He isn't fooling anyone, but still no word. Chris Pine/Annabell Wallis (Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis Break Up After 4 Years of Dating)

ong before this tour started featuring a boy band from many years ago, I told you an alliterate member of the group probably wouldn't make it through the whole tour. He looks like he is dying on stage every night, but so far has managed to not completely embarrass himself. "New Edition"/Bobby Brown

The music manager that is hated by many and has his misdeeds covered up by reporters, traded a puff piece article about the manager in exchange for backstage passes to a few shows on an upcoming tour. Scooter Braun (Lil Twist Says Scooter Braun Planted Negative Stories About Him ‘to Protect’ Justin Bieber)

Just meeting with the billionaire pedophile wouldn't have been enough, it was what the now ex of the wealthy farmer discovered about those meetings that caused the divorce. Jeffrey Epstein/Melinda Gates/Bill Gates (Melinda Gates says she had nightmares after meeting Jeffrey Epstein once: 'He was evil personified')

Speaking of the billionaire pedophile, what in the name of anything is the alliterate very high ranking former government official saying? I thought there wasn't any video. Now he says there was and no one went in or out. Huh? Trying to cover up being the last person to see him alive? Jeffrey Epstein/Bill Barr (Jeffrey Epstein security footage showed no one entering area where he was held, Bill Barr says)

Speaking of high ranking former government officials, it hasn't taken long for this married one to casting couch his way through dozens of actresses. Steven Mnuchin

She does go inside her Pilates class every day, but the barely there celebrity offspring of a barely there celebrity, who doesn't have very many real friends, sits inside and vapes and drinks coffee with a couple of much older women for an hour or so and then gets on with her day. Hailey Baldwin Bieber/Stephen Baldwin/Justin Bieber (Hailey Bieber Stepped Out in the Tiniest Neon Green Sports Bra and Hot Pants)

The people behind this A-/B+ list actress who stars in a hit pay cable show, and has the same name as an electronic assistant, are trying to do a Robert Pattinson/The Batman thing with the Madonna casting. Everyone knows that trick now though, so it just looks lame and overplayed. Alexa Demie/"Euphoria"/"Amazon Alexa" (Florence Pugh, Alexa Demie, and Julia Garner Are All Battling It Out to Play Madonna)

This permanent A list rapper is doing it again. Several years after the surrogate factory was closed in a foreign country, the laws in the country changed again and it is once again allowed to buy surrogates. There are not enough in western countries for the demand, so the rapper wants to be able to meet the demand. Jay-Z/India (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 12/21/18)

I did not see this one coming. This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has been married to multiple A listers, was hooking up with the chain smoking, Russian hooker loving A list actor as recently as early last month. Sean Penn

Speaking of former A+ list mostly movie actresses, this one never made it that high, but did get that high in name recognition. I told you she thinks people are following her and trying to hack into her emails and other things. She might not be paranoid because there was an attempted break in at her apartment which is nearly impossible to do.

If she is not ready to play at the tournament this summer where you have to wear all white, this permanent A+ list GOAT will announce her retirement. Serena Williams/"Wimbledon" (Serena Williams Has 'Prepared' for Retirement for Over a Decade, Wants More Kids: 'Balance Is Key')

This agent who specializes in brand sponsorships and getting celebrities paid for posing with products, got this former cable actress turned yachter/drug addict a couple of jobs and got the actress paid. It was miracle level effort by the agent. Now, the actress heady with thirstiness wants the same rate as an A+ lister. She is out of her mind. Ashley Benson/"Pretty Little Liars" (Ashley Benson rocks classic American fashion in blue jeans, cowboy boots and black leather motorcycle jacket during lunch pickup in LA)

The First Shoe Drops: It was eventually going to have to happen. There are just too many closeted men this A list singer has dated in her past for it not to. The boyfriend in question is now out as gay to his friends and family and on social media behind his private accounts. Publicly, it is a much different story. He has been linked with a model who would love the publicity and cache of dating him. There is also the theory there is no reason at all for him to make his social media accounts public and for the world to see what he has been sharing to friends and family. So, why doesn't he do it? How about that singer. Has she asked him not to? What would be the reason for asking him not to come out? Are there other shoes that could drop, but they are also being asked to keep quiet? Would it bring into question many of the relationships the singer had/has? Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn/Harry Styles (DATED WHO) (Joe Alwyn On If He’s Had Conversations With Taylor Swift About Open Relationships, Which Form Center Of ‘Conversations With Friends’)

This one named permanent A list singer was a no show for family time at a very family friendly place. I guess it was dad's time for visitation. Beyoncé/Jay-Z/"Disneyland" (Doting Dads at Disney! Jay-Z takes daughter Blue Ivy to Disneyland and hooks up with Chris Martin, Dakota Johnson and the Coldplay frontman's teens Apple and Moses)

I'm not a fan of the alliterate one, but filing a meritless lawsuit against her just to pitch a reality show, just makes her look like a victim, which she is not. Meghan Markle/half-sister Samantha Markle (Meghan Markle's Sister Samantha Is Suing Her for Allegedly Making Up a "Rags to Royalty" Story for Herself) (Meghan Markle's Half-Sister, Samantha Markle, Is Releasing a Tell-All Memoir Next Week)

Speaking of reality shows, this very high ranking streaming executive left the company because they wouldn't give her a reality show. She would pitch it at least once a month. Bozoma Saint John/"Netflix" (Bozoma Saint John Departs As Netflix Chief Marketing Officer)

This cable news host/talking head is spending a bunch of his new found money on strippers and escorts. His partying is out of control. I'm not sure that is what the money was supposed to be spent on.

Speaking of cable news hosts, this former A+ list conservative host was fired several years ago from television but still does radio. He also still harasses interns and treats them like crap if they don't sleep with him. Bill O'Reilly (Bill O'Reilly out at Fox News)

It is always crazy when this foreign born former A+ list rapper starts reminiscing about her husband and how they met before he went to jail for raping an underage girl and killing a man and their love stayed strong. Nicki Minaj/Kenneth Petty

This former A++ lister has a new girlfriend and wants to travel with her, so is bringing back an old gig of his to get out of the house. Bill Clinton/"Clinton Global Initiative" (Clinton Global Initiative Restarted to Tackle Urgent Needs)

This foreign born B list network reality star could have stayed to help and be with his fellow countrymen. He just knew he could make way more money by coming back to the US and exploiting the situation for the next several months. Maksim Chmerkovskiy/"Dancing With the Stars"/Ukraine ('I felt embarrassed and guilty': DWTS pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy reflects on being only man on train packed with 'women and children' refugees while fleeing from war-torn Ukraine)

This former A- list singer turned entrepreneur, is being cheated on by her husband. Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson (Jessica Simpson shows off slender figure as she says her spring collection is already a hit: 'Holy guacamole, we've already sold 16,000 dresses!')

The former A+ list reality star turned hated celebrity turned A list celebrity again, can't even explain what a NFT is, but she is making millions promoting them. Paris Hilton (From Reality TV To NFTs: How Paris Hilton Is Re-Writing Her Story)

Things will get very messy if this chef follows through and does sue the A list celebrity for not paying the agreed amount due to the chef for all the recipes the chef provided to the celebrity for a cookbook. "Chef Mike"/Chrissy Teigen (Chrissy Teigen Fires Back at Claim That She Stole Her Cookbook Recipe from Someone Else)

In a crazy 180, this former A+ list singer solo and in a group turned judge wants to start a gospel career because she thinks there is a lot of money in it. Gwen Stefani (Blake Shelton Says Wife Gwen Stefani Is Making Him More Spiritual)

This Disney actress/singer not named Olivia Rodrigo got a bloody nose from doing so much coke the other night. Selena Gomez (Selena Gomez keeps a low profile as she enjoys cosy date to Dua Lipa's NYC gig with dashing tech entrepreneur Zen Matoshi)

Four For Friday - Rejected
#1 - This A list mostly movie actress who sometimes directs, kicked this A+ list mostly movie actor who sometimes directs right in the balls when he tried to hit on her while married to his friend. Angelina Jolie/George Clooney/Brad Pitt
#2 - This B+ list actress/host talks about how she has only been with one man her whole life. The truth is though, when she was a teen, she did have sex with a guy and before she could even get out of bed, he put on his clothes, broke up with her and walked out and never spoke to her again. Kelly Ripa

#3 - This former 80's A+ list rocker tried to get into an exclusive club last month and was barred at the door. He tried to explain who he was, but no one had ever heard of him. He said to Google, but they said if they had to Google and didn't know who he was, then he must not be that famous.
#4 - This permanent A list NBA player who parties way too much during the season and is going to get a max contract which will go down as the worst contract in NBA history used to play voicemails to his friends from this A- list reality star who he slept with once and who would call him a dozen times a day begging to see him again and in those recordings was often very graphic. James Harden/Blac Chyna

This alliterate foreign born A- list singer/sometime actress wanted to be sober and to have a real boyfriend. The fake boyfriend wanted none of that. Camila Cabello/ Shawn Mendes (Camila Cabello Explains Why She And Shawn Mendes Broke Up In First Interview About Split)

Don't believe the hype. The alliterate reality star wants nothing to do with being a conservator of her ex. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West

Most of the underage escorts this foreign born permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group forced into sex died of AIDS like the singer. There are a few who are still alive and living with HIV and who get nice fat checks every year from the singer's estate. Freddie Mercury/"Queen"

This former wrestler turned actress is hooking up with the married head of a company that employs her. Gina Carano

This reality couple who have starred on multiple reality shows have been trying for years to get someone to pay for their wedding. No one wants to and production companies don't think they would earn their money back.
Nikki Bella/Artem Chigvintsev

Apparently this west coast reality star realized that marrying an escort was probably not the best idea. Dr. Jen Armstrong/"Real Housewives of Orange County"/Ryne Holliday (Who Is Ryne Holliday? Meet ‘The Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Star Dr. Jen Armstrong’s Husband) (Dr. Jen Armstrong Opens Up About Feeling "Very Distant" From Husband Ryne)

This barely barely barely barely there celebrity who is on again off again with the former teen singer turned drug addict is now sleeping with the couple's drug dealer. I'm sure this will work out well. Melanie Martin/Aaron Carter (Aaron Carter's ex Melanie Martin files a restraining order against the singer claiming he punched her and BROKE HER RIBS amid ugly split)

This former A- list athlete broke it off with her boyfriend when he wouldn't give her a monthly allowance. Danica Patrick/Carter Comstock (Danica Patrick announces split from boyfriend Carter Comstock after nearly a year of dating: 'Unfortunately it didn't work') (Danica Patrick’s Boyfriend Carter Comstock: 5 Things to Know About the Freshly Cofounder)

Hooking up with this reality star is pretty close to the time he hooked up with the lookalike who is much more famous. It is also super creepy that he did. Kanye West/Chaney Jones (Kanye's Girlfriend Chaney Jones Tries Distinguishing Herself From Kim K)

This former Teen Mom can say whatever she likes, but it is rehab for her substance abuse issues. Farrah Abraham (Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham enters a trauma treatment center after sexual assault caused her 'whole body to break down')

Speaking of Teen Moms, this Midwest mom has been advertising for sex partners to shoot with her for an OnlyFans she is starting.

The person (Heir Holiness) controlling the Oscar winner's (Daniel Kaluuya) life used to run a scam with the guy (Durek Verrett) who is now running a scam with the Norwegian princess (Princess Märtha Louise of Norway). She is also super close with the actress turned snake oil salesperson (Gwyneth Paltrow) who won an Oscar. Heir Holiness/Daniel Kaluuya/Durek Verrett/Princess Märtha Louise of Norway/Gwyneth Paltrow (Daniel Kaluuya's Family And Friends Worry About The Influence His Latest Female Companion Has On The Actor)

If you think this married talk show host/actor has changed his life since his first marriage, he hasn't. He still cheats all the time. Mario Lopez/Courtney Laine Mazza/Ali Landry (Mario Lopez’s Ex Says ‘Tiger Woods Situation’ Ended Their Marriage)

The reason that policeman got off so lightly after raping the 14 year old girl for so long is because a trial would have shown other policeman and judges who did the same thing to her. Brian O. Beck (Former Tenn. deputy accused of raping 14-year-old strikes deal to avoid prison, sex offender status)

This foreign born former A list singer is talking about how much coke she did on the set of her new music video with an A- list musician who is always saying he is sober. Avril Lavigne/Travis Barker (Avril Lavigne Proves Orange Is the New Black in ‘Love It When You Hate Me’ Video)

Speaking of judges, this one named foreign born female singer (Shakira) hired a hitman to kill a judge. The judge found out about it and took himself off the case of the singer. The singer has previously hired people to threaten and kill members of her family who she feels were not loyal enough. Shakira (Shakira's 10 biggest controversies)

The official word is scheduling conflicts. I told you when this new television show started shooting that this A- lister wouldn't be able to do it. There was just no way. The A- lister was replaced. Does the A- lister go to rehab? Demi Lovato/"Hungry"/Ariel Winter (Ariel Winter To Star In NBC Comedy Pilot ‘Hungry’, Replacing Demi Lovato)

There certainly are a lot of drugs in that hit pay cable show. However, the sibling to the foreign born permanent A list model was coked out of her mind long before the show began airing. "Euphoria"/Lottie Moss/Kate Moss (Model Lottie Moss Reveals She Has Checked Into Rehab, Saying 'I Took Euphoria Too Literally')

This former Housewife isn't even giving her offspring a cut when she makes a deal for them to yacht. Yolanda Hadid/"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"; Kim Zolciak-Biermann/"Real Housewives of Atlanta"

I don't blame this A list rapper for her latest attempt at permanently silencing a blogger, but if she gets the order she wants, it would set a dangerous precedent in free speech to prohibit someone from ever mentioning you again. Cardi B/Tasha K (Cardi B Seeking Gag Order Against Blogger Tasha K Following $4M Defamation Lawsuit Victory)

This former teammate/best friend of the significant other (Alina Kabaeva) of this A++ list dictator actually lives in Los Angeles. Within an hour of giving an interview to a reporter, she was paid a visit by two men who told her no more interviews. Alina Kabaeva/Vladimir Putin (Vladimir Putin's Olympic gold-winning gymnast 'lover' 'is hiding out in 'very private and very secure' chalet in Switzerland with their four young children')

This A- list actor has really been pushing the fake story that he is dating an A- list reality star from a reality family. It got so bad that the real fake boyfriend actually spoke about the reality star for the first time anyone can remember. Jacob Elordi/Kendall Jenner/Devin Booker (Kendall Jenner Spotted with Nate from "Euphoria") (Devin Booker Says He's 'Enjoying Life to the Fullest' When Asked About Girlfriend Kendall Jenner)

This foreign born A list celebrity in her own country has been trying to stay sober which is hard considering the number of men she is seeing to try and rebuild her fortune. Katie Price (Katie Price blocks fans talking back on OnlyFans after 'breaking promise' to strip naked)

This A list mostly movie actress is such a hypocrite. More than once she has slept with this leader who is responsible for the suffering the actress is hyping this week. Angelina Jolie/Vladimir Putin (Angelina Jolie Arrives in Yemen to Aid Refugees as She Likens Crisis to War in Ukraine)

This foreign born A+ list singer is trying to be as evasive as possible while still not lying under oath. When he says he "works" with unknown singers and clears their songs, what he means is he gives them a tiny bit of money in return for them giving the singer the lion share of the writing credit and they are lucky to ever hear from again. The whole hermit thing is just a ploy too. He may have had a flip phone, but the people with him had smart phones. Ed Sheeran (Ed Sheeran denies Shape of You copyright claim at High Court trial)

The muse/drug addict/actress tried her best to land an invitation to an athlete's wedding this weekend but was rebuffed. Julia Fox/David Bakhtiari (Aaron Rodgers officiates wedding of teammate David Bakhtiari in Santa Barbara... and 'attends nuptials with ex-fiancee Shailene Woodley')

When asked if she wanted her check sent directly to a charity, this barely there offspring said no. So, I think we will be waiting a long time to see a charitable receipt. Gigi Hadid

The oligarch ex of the foreign born permanent A list model has been hooking up with this permanent A list American tennis player. Vladislav Doronin/Naomi Campbell

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who destroyed one movie franchise, shocked friends by being out and about this weekend. She told several of them she had been beaten by her actor significant other. There were no marks on her and she didn't bring it up while out. Strange. Alicia Vikander/Michael Fassbender (Alicia Vikander looks effortlessly chic in black tailcoat and blue jeans as she attends the star-studded Louis Vuitton show during Paris Fashion Week)

The Back Story: At one point this actress was B+ list. She was in the main cast on a one season show that had a big name star, but couldn't really find an audience. It was while she was on the show that she was approached for an even bigger role in what would be a very very hit show. All she had to do was sleep with one of the producers and he would get her cast. For months, she slept with this guy and he did get her cast. What he didn't tell her was that she was going to be dumped from the show before it even started filming. She had been used as bait to get someone else to sign on to the show. It could have been anyone, they just needed bait. The powers that be left it up to this producer to find that bait. He threw out his line for someone who would sleep with him and he landed the actress. The producer actually slept with her in the morning one day and by noon the actress got a call from her agent that she had been fired from the show. The producer knew the call was coming and wanted one last time in bed with the actress.

This back in the day girlfriend (Koo Stark) of the royal pedophile (Prince Andrew) who has a very unusual name, almost like a bird call, says the royal has multiple settlements with multiple women and minors where he was accused of inappropriate behavior and also has at least one child out of wedlock. Koo Stark/Prince Andrew (EDEN CONFIDENTIAL: Koo Stark finally talks about her romance with Prince Andrew - thanks to encouragement from the Dalai Lama)

This A- list actor/killer threw a tantrum this past weekend because he didn't think his accommodations were nice enough. Alec Baldwin/"Boulder International Film Festival" (Alec Baldwin talks 'Rust' lawsuits during film festival in Boulder)

This A+/A list mostly movie actor has two big movies being released this year and finally got his filler/botox combination to work for him. Tom Cruise/"Top Gun: Maverick" & "Mission: Impossible 7" (BROTOX I’m a plastic surgeon – this is what famous blokes like Tom Cruise and Elon Musk get done, from fillers to nose jobs)

As the sentencing date for her rapist/murderer husband gets nearer, this foreign born A list rapper gets more and more confrontational with anyone who disagrees with her or calls her out for her hypocrisy. Nicki Minaj/Kenneth Petty

This former A list mostly movie actor who did have a very hit franchise at one point, doesn't have enough money to pay his beard a normal rate. He keeps trying to make her famous, but it really isn't working. Taylor Lautner/"Twilight"/Taylor Dome (Taylor Lautner Lists Striking Agoura Hills Mansion) (Meet Taylor Lautner’s Fiancee Taylor Dome: Details About the Nurse Who Stole the ‘Twilight’ Star’s Heart)

Whether or not she is in a cult, as I have said in this space previously, the significant other of this A list TikTok star cheats on her whenever he gets the chance."Seventh Mountain Mandate"/Miranda Derrick Wilking/James Derrick (Tik Tok Star Joins Cult? Miranda Derrick Wilking and Seven Mandate) (Who Is James Derrick? Meet Miranda Derrick Husband On Instagram) (What is the seven mountain mandate, and is it biblical?)

It wouldn't shock me if some kind of MK Ultra experiments were used on the permanent A list "singer." Would she know who was doing it though and why not use a flag from a country that begins with a C. Maybe it is a different message. Britney Spears/China (And a week later she goes offline for two days. Interesting) (Speaking of actresses that are A- list, this one uses a dating app to find men for her boyfriend)

This former Southeast Housewife can't afford her mortgage any longer, but if she sells her home, will be upside down and still owe money. It looks like someone will be begging to come back on the show. Kim Zolciak-Biermann/"Real Housewives of Atlanta" (During a QnA session on Instagram a fan also asks the 'Don't Be Tardy...' star is still in contact with NeNe Leakes, who had ups and downs with her on the Bravo reality TV show)

It is my favorite time of the year. That time of the year when our favorite foreign born closeted A list mostly television actor premieres a new season of his show and a new girlfriend. Meanwhile, his long time boyfriend was at a party for the premiere. Sam Heughan/"Outlander"/Monica Clarke/Josh Horowitz (Who Is Monika Clarke? 5 Things to Know About ‘Outlander’ Star Sam Heughan’s New Flame) (Sam Heughan and Josh Horowitz pose before an onstage discussion of the new season of the TV series "Outlander")

Do you remember back in the day when this foreign born A+ list celebrity had a fling with a woman from north of the border. It made a lot of news. What if I told you this past weekend, they happened to be in the same venue and he didn't have his wife with him. Maybe they didn't even know each was there. Ron Wood/"Rolling Stones"/Margaret Trudeau (Margaret Trudeau’s Long, Strange, Canadian Trip)

A son of this permanent A list mostly movie actor who comes from an acting family has a sex tape that has been passed around his school quite a bit. The issue is the girl in the video is way underage.

There was a very loud buzz at an award show last night about reality star who has been in multiple shows having a not that long in the past hookup with the significant other of this permanent A list female singer. "The 2022 Academy of Country Music (ACM) Awards"/Savannah Chrisley or Kristin Cavallari/Mike Fisher/Carrie Underwood (Carrie Underwood Turns Out In a Glittery Mini Dress & Barely-There Heels for ACM Awards Red Carpet)

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Speaking of that award show and cheating, this alliterate singer has discovered yet another affair her husband has been having. It almost feels never ending. "The 2022 Academy of Country Music (ACM) Awards"/Maren Morris/Ryan Hurd (Maren Morris Wears Vintage Dior Dress, Coordinates with Ryan Hurd at the 2022 ACM Awards: 'Yeehaw!')

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The Spy: This actress is foreign born (Laurie Holden) and never really got above B- list and that is probably pretty generous. She had tabloid breakup (Norman Reedus) which was big news when it happened and was immediately comforted by an A+/A list actor (Jim Carrey) who is from the same country (Canada) as our actress (Dual American/Canadian citizenship). About two years ago, our actress decided to help out a reporter expose a company ("Pornhub") that has been in this space several times. A company that launders money and shows porn to the world. Our actress, who is from the same area (Montreal, Quebec, Canada) as the headquarters of the company engaged in a year long relationship with a person from the company who shared a crazy amount of information about the company and who the real owners are and how the money gets moved around the world through nearly 1,000 shell companies. The relationship ended when the employee got fired for looking at things he shouldn't. The actress decided enough was enough, and came back to Los Angeles. Laurie Holden/Norman Reedus/Jim Carrey/Canada/"Pornhub"/Montreal, Quebec, Canada (Laurie Holden Clears Rumored Dating Affair With Alleged Boyfriend; Metaphorically Married With Career?) (Jim Carrey Once Briefly Dated This ‘The Walking Dead’ Star)

Since the boxer/rapist/YouTuber wasn't going to marry her, the girlfriend needed to go back to yachting and earn some money. Jake Paul/Julia Rose (KICK FROM A ROSE Jake Paul ‘splits from stunning Instagram model girlfriend Julia Rose’ with boxer and YouTube star ‘devastated’)

Speaking of yachting, that is how this alliterate manager found his new girlfriend. He didn't want to go through the process of dating. What he will go through very quickly is all the money he was just awarded. Brandon Blackstock (Kelly Clarkson Settles Divorce, Will Pay Brandon Blackstock Over $1.3M Plus Monthly Spousal Support)

It seems very hypocritical to have a big scene in your show where you profess how much you love your wife and sing a song about her and then cheat on her every night. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber (Justin Bieber Dedicates ‘Anyone’ To ‘Beautiful Wife’ Hailey Baldwin In Concert: ‘I Love You Baby’)

This B+ list actress who has a starring role in a Broadway show turned movie and is set to be an A lister, claims to have been sexually assaulted by an A- list actress with a franchise. Not Amber Heard. Cynthia Erivo/"Wicked"/Michelle Rodriguez/"Fast and Furious" (Cynthia Erivo Reveals How She and Ariana Grande Are Bonding for Wicked Movie: 'It's a Sisterhood') (Michelle Rodriguez, Cynthia Erivo & Brian Tyree Henry Discuss Shooting ‘Widows’ in Chicago)

Speaking of actresses that are A- list, this one uses a dating app to find men for her boyfriend.

The everything in her mind A lister deserves the award she is getting from a conglomerate. Just don't ask her to sing acapella. Jennifer Lopez/"2022 iHeartRadio Icon Award" (LL Cool J to Host 2022 iHeartRadio Music Awards, Jennifer Lopez Receiving Icon Award)

This cable news channel (FOX) is in talks to settle a case against them by a machine manufacturer ("Smartmatic"). One of the sticking points is the company wants one of the hosts (Jeanine Pirro) fired as part of the monetary settlement. FOX/"Smartmatic"/Jeanine Pirro (Judge denies Fox News motion to dismiss defamation suit by election-tech company Smartmatic)

If I were a very small state in the northeast and was curious about all the sacrificed animals they stumbled across, they should reach out to the flowering financial institution. Rhode Island/Azealia Banks (Bag of Animal Heads Found in East Greenwich May Have ‘Ritualistic’ Ties)

The fan fic lust for this alliterate model who "codes," to get together with the former singing actress is out of control. Just because a group of people send in dozens of "tips" each day about the pair, doesn't make them true. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift (What Happened With Taylor Swift And Karlie Kloss? Their Friendship And 'Fallout' Explained)

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Yet another event last night where this A/A- list mostly television actress was being honored and there was no husband there. Kerry Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha/" TIME's 2022 Women Of The Year" (Kerry Washington and Kacey Musgraves take the plunge in eye-catching getups while Isla Fisher is ravishing in red at the TIME Women Of The Year gala)

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This A list songwriter/musician/Grammy nominee/winner who is still not old enough to drink legally and has never been on Disney, is sleeping with a guy she has known since she was 12 and he was 30.

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **12**
Even though everyone at an event yesterday afternoon were enjoying wine, this foreign born alliterate singer refused to drink. Good for her. She is doing well. Camila Cabello (Camila Cabello says she was ‘hungover’ before accidentally flashing nipple on live TV)

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This foreign born actor is probably B+ list. He used to be married to one of the more famous model turned actresses that you all know. His significant other is much much younger than our actor and is cheating on him. Tom Sturridge/Sienna Miller/Maya Hawke (Maya Hawke's romance with Sienna Miller's ex Tom Sturridge heats up as the actress, 23, enjoys a low-key stroll in New York with the musician, 36); Vincent Cassel/Monica Bellucci/Tina Kunakey (Tina Kunakey, 24, shows off her incredible figure in a tiny bikini while shirtless husband Vincent Cassel, 55, goes paddleboarding in Brazil)

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Conspiracy Love: This actor (Woody Harrelson) is married and permanently A- list. All of you know who he is. He has been nominated/won multiple Academy Awards and the same goes for Emmy Awards too. In the early days of lockdown he found a foreign born former A/A- list singer/rapper (Iggy Azalea) who shared his love of conspiracy and they went from emailing once or twice a week to then every day and finally about a year ago started hooking up in person. Apparently they also went to a couple of various retreats that focused on some of their favorite theories while also allowing them to buy crystals and smoke "small batch marijuana." I mean, other than the wife he has, this sounds like a match. Of course, our singer has also got herself involved in a lot of controversies which is why she is a former A/A- lister. Woody Harrelson/Iggy Azalea

Some people say surrogate and some just say the truth which is one night stand, but want you to raise it. Grimes/Elon Musk ("Infamy Is Kind Of Fun": Grimes on Music, Mars, and Her Secret New Baby With Elon Musk)

The muse/actress/drug addict tried to see this A list comic actor and it did not go well. It did go better than the subject of her meme who thought she was out of his life forever. Julia Fox/Adam Sandler/Josh Safdie (Wait, Was Julia Fox Actually Josh Safdie's Muse For "Uncut Gems"?)

This permanent A+ list NBA player has always cheated on his wife and has been exposed multiple times. His long time mistress thought she was the only person he cheated with, but no. There is a college student who is carrying his baby. Lebron James/Savannah James (The 24-year-old model linked to LeBron James finally speaks up)

They are too old to be pulling guns on each other, but this rapping dog isn't happy with the rapping doctor and feels like he was lied to about a recent purchase.
Snoop Dogg/Dr. Dre/"Death Row Records"/"The Chronic" masters (Snoop Dogg confirms he now owns the masters to Dr. Dre’s ‘The Chronic’)

A star of this foreign reality show that also sounds like a Premier League team is telling friends that she was paid six figures by this A list mostly movie actor/producer to get an abortion. Nicole India Berry/"Made in Chelsea"/Brad Pitt (Introducing Nicole Berry: The Canadian model who’s just joined Made in Chelsea)

This foreign born former A+ list rapper/horrible person confirmed what I have been telling you for nearly two years. The alliterate reality star owns a controlling interest in every single one of the A+ list rapper's businesses. Nicki Minaj/Kim Kardashian/Kanye West (Nicki Minaj Says Kanye West Rejected Her Yeezy Collab Because Kim Kardashian ‘Wouldn’t Love’ the Idea)

What the authorities in this country should be looking at when it comes to the rapes at the hands of this A list actor in their country and B list here, is all of the well underage girls he was provided by mob members of a country who is actively at war right now. He brags about it all the time. Gérard Depardieu/France/Russia (Gerard Depardieu, 73, LOSES legal bid to have rape charge dismissed after judges agree there is compelling evidence he had attacked 25-year-old actress)

The end of the week singer is going to have to put tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of tickets on Groupon if he wants to even come close to selling out his tour. Things are not good. The Weeknd (The Weeknd Shuts Down Fake ‘Dawn FM’ Tracklist Involving Ariana Grande, Ty Dolla Sign, and More)

This A- list actor/natural yard separator is cheating on his significant other. Lucas Hedges/Tommy Dorfman (Tommy Dorfman cuddles up to Lucas Hedges... after admitting her five year marriage to Peter Zurkuhlen has turned into a 'friendship' since coming out as a trans woman)

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One of the reasons this talk show was canceled so quickly is the distributor didn't want to be a party to the numerous sexual harassment assault lawsuits that are in the pipeline. Nick Cannon (Nick Cannon’s Talk Show Canceled After One Season)

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This Housewife thinks her trial will make her a ton of money when she is found not guilty. The only problem with that is she is guilty and not listening to common sense and is going to jail for a very long time. Jen Shah/"Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" (Merch Mania! RHOSLC’s Jen Shah Is Selling ‘Not Guilty’ Shirts Ahead of Her Trial)

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **12**
This former A- list actor who is an offspring of someone higher on the list who was in one of the top films of all time, tried to sexually assault his Uber driver.

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **13**
The former boyfriend of this foreign born A- list actress has started calling her the female Tinder Swindler because he says he lost nearly $1M while dating her.

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **14**
Reality Lies: It is almost as if the producers/creator (Charlie Parsons/Mark Burnett/Jeff Probst) all joined an organization (Scientology) that is very anti psychotic meds. The story line is a lie, but it is going to get people killed. The people in charge are spreading a very dangerous message. You cannot go off this particular drug (Lithium) on your own. You need to do it under the watchful eye of the doctor who prescribed it. The show ("Survivor") also made it seem as if it was a drug similar to Adderall that can be used for anxiety. That is not the case at all. When someone goes off their meds and says they did it because this reality show said they could and that person kills or ends up dead, there will be lawsuits. There will be lots of lawsuits. The show had an agenda and knows their influence. Too many people watch the show and will be convinced that if the faker can do it, so can they. Charlie Parsons/Mark Burnett/Jeff Probst/Scientology/Lithium/"Survivor" (Survivor Contestant Jackson Fox Pulled from Show Following Lithium Reveal)

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Which bestselling author has bit of a reputation at his publishers for working his way through the women on staff there? At least three colleagues have taken receipt of the exact same bouquet of flowers to thank them for their company; a rather obvious tell to the rest of the office as to who he's been shagging.

With her husband cheating on her again, there was no way this A list rapper was going to be away from home for a few months, even if it ends up costing her big money to drop out of filming. Offset/Cardi B/"Assisted Living" (Cardi B Pulls Out On ‘Assisted Living’; Paramount Players Shutters NY Set Days Before Production Start)

Speaking of cheating, this back in the day A+ list singer/songwriter/musician has been having a long time affair with a married man. Sheryl Crow (‘Really High Highs and Real Low Lows:’ Showtime Announces Sheryl Crow Doc)

This A- list actress who is married to someone who used to be higher on the list, hired her own personal pap to follow her for an entire day with multiple looks. Gabrielle Union/Dwyane Wade (Gabrielle Union is the epitome of chic as she goes braless under an over-sized suit for day of meetings in New York City) (Video: Gabrielle Union flashes her tummy in unbuttoned vest as she heads to Good Morning America to talk up her film Cheaper By The Dozen) (Gabrielle Union Heads to The View in N.Y.C., Plus Rachel Brosnahan, Kristen Stewart and More)

This always parched foreign born B+ list actress who loves finding more famous people to date, but does not have three names, treated the person checking names at a fashion show, like crap because he didn't recognize her. Eiza González/"Burberry’s Fall 2022 Fashion Show" (Eiza Gonzalez Serves Up Sleek Suiting in Plunging Blazer & Triple-Strap Sandals at Burberry’s Fall 2022 Fashion Show) (Dated Who)

At a musical event this past week, this permanent A list mostly movie actor got wasted drunk and pissed himself.

This one named singer/actress is all set to give an interview describing how the alliterate reality star stole from the singer/actress' family. Brandy/Kim Kardashian (Brandy's Mom: Kim Kardashian Abused My Credit Card)

This three named A- list mostly movie actress broke up a long time relationship when she had an affair with a married woman.

The wealthy farmer has the world's largest grain reserves and is really trying to get the price to record levels. Bill Gates

The still young A list singer who changes her hair color frequently is dating another guy in his 30's. His favorite pastime is going on fan websites and trying to sex chat with minors. Billie Eilish/Matthew Tyler Vorce (Here's Everything We Know About Billie Eilish's New Beau)

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A recent charity event held by this A list mostly movie actor and his wife, who both couldn't be bothered to attend, lost a ton of money. I don't think it is, but it has the feel of money laundering at this point. Adam Driver/Joanne Tucker/"Arts in the Armed Forces" ("Arts in the Armed Forces")

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The ginger haired one could go alone of course if he is so worried about security for his family. It isn't about that though, it is because the alliterate one never wants to step foot in the country again. If it wasn't security, it would be something else. Prince Harry/Meghan Markle/U.K. (Prince Harry Will Not Return to U.K. for Thanksgiving Service Honoring Grandfather Prince Philip This Month)

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The political grift didn't go so well, and the long time roommate stole most of the money, so this A list celebrity is desperate to earn some money and is doing so in an unusual way. Caitlyn Jenner/Sophia Hutchins/"OnlyFans" (ROOMMATES Who is Caitlyn Jenner’s manager Sophia Hutchins and how old is she?) (Caitlyn Jenner has work to do after betraying trans athletes during California governor campaign)

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This A+ list mostly movie actor is cheating on his wife.

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Four For Friday - Housewife Or Teen Mom
These are all either Housewives or Teen Moms. They can also be current or former.
#1 - Hires someone to peg her husband. Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin/"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"; Tamra Judge/Eddie Judge/"Real Housewives of Orange County"
#2 - The main revenue stream for her is selling drugs. Jenelle Evans/"Teen Mom" (haven't been feeling myself lately...)

#3 - Plays the innocent mom and wife, but has been having an affair with one of her producers for years. Everyone is convinced one of the children is actually that of the producer and not husband. Chelsea DeBoer/"Teen Mom 2"
#4 - Sleeps with distributors to get her products on shelves. Bethenny Frankel/"Real Housewives of New York"/"Skinnygirl"
#5 - Has slept with multiple men over the years to pay off her husband's debts. Dorit & Paul (P.K.) Kemsley/"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
#6 - Her husband has shot gay porn. Melissa & Joe Gorga/"Real Housewives of New Jersey"

I've been hearing rumblings about the disgraced A-list director (Bryan Singer) trying to restart his career again, so I checked in with a certain friend (Gabe Hoffman) you all know, who specializes in exposing these horrible people. The friend does not believe any studio will hire the director again. Knowing the evil of this industry, I had my initial doubts a couple years ago - but his prediction has been accurate. He told me the director has been attempting, on-and-off, to help fund an indie project, but was having trouble finding companies to work with him in this country, even as third party contractors. The friend indicated that if any studio is stupid enough to hire the director in the future, he would make public some parts of an unreleased video interview ("An Open Secret"), with a victim of the director, in which even more horrible things are described, regarding the director's penchant for child sex abuse, than have ever been made public to date. Bryan Singer/Gabe Hoffman/"An Open Secret" ("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)

Do you remember the blind item I wrote about the Disney actor (Cameron Boyce) who died at a really young age and how horrible a wealthy family (Harvey Berger) was to him, simply because they wanted their daughter (Nicole Berger) to be an actress. Apparently the family, although hated by the actor and everyone on the film ("Runt"), gave a ton of money to the actor's foundation ("The Cameron Boyce Foundation") (Board of Directors) and now have a seat on the board of directors. Nothing says Hollywood like closing ranks with your dead son’s enemies to finance a foundation in his name. Cameron Boyce/Harvey Berger/Nicole Berger/"Runt"/"The Cameron Boyce Foundation" (BLIND ITEM 10/19/21)

You write a blind item about the boyfriend of a still young A list singer and the next day one of his underage victims reaches out and tells you how she was pressured for nudes and that he sent some to her. Matthew Tyler Vorce/Billie Eilish (BLIND ITEM 03/11/22)

This foreign born permanent A list model has been using/posing with a different child than the one she originally said was hers. Naomi Campbell

Although this A- list actor starred on a very hit show for decades, he is very rarely in the blinds. The way he yelled at a production assistant the other day on a different show, gets him here. He was truly awful to her. Jared Padalecki/"Supernatural"/"Walker"; Jensen Ackles/"Supernatural"/"The Boys"

This married studio executive who is one of the leaders of this very large conglomerate, has been hooking up with this A list actress from an acting family.

The throuple director was left to his own devices at an event this week. He was desperately finding someone to hook up with for the night. Taika Waititi/"2022 Critics’ Choice Awards" (Taika Waititi Tells Americans Not to Move to New Zealand: ‘You Made That Bed…’) (Underwear-free Rita Ora shows off her incredible figure in a daring cut-out burgundy dress as she cosies up to boyfriend Taika Waititi at Critics Choice Awards bash in LA)

This foreign born streaming actress from the biggest hit of 2021 is still in town and still not eating. Two events this week which were meal centric and she had water and tea and moved a salad around both times. At this rate she will die before the end of award season. HoYeon/"Squid Games"/"2022 Critics’ Choice Awards" (HoYeon Jung Stuns in Louis Vuitton at 2022 Critics’ Choice Awards)

This foreign born A+ list tennis player has her very public ups and downs, but that doesn't mean she can treat unpaid teenagers like she has been this week. None of the other players like what they are seeing either. Naomi Osaka/"Indian Wells Masters in Indian Wells, California" (Tennis doesn’t want Naomi Osaka around) (Heckler makes tennis star Naomi Osaka cry during Indian Wells Masters)

"Housewives Evanesca" This housewife, let’s call her, Bellatrix Lestrange (Heather Dubrow), quickly paid one of the housewives on her show ("Real Housewives of Orange County"), let’s call her Dobby (Nicole James), to disappear. But, as turns out, she’s not done yet. She has been trying to get another housewife. let’s call her Jenny Weasley (Noella Bergener), fired. Why? Because Jenny knew that she paid off Dobby to disappear. In fact Dobby got an extra payment from Bellatrix for telling her who else knew about her payment. Jenny Weasley also has Narcissa Malfoy (Dr. Jen Armstrong), coming after her because she told production about Narcissa’s seriously unethical business practices. At this point, Narcissa’s huge legal issues have not been mentioned on the show. Nonetheless, Bellatrix and Narcissa both want Jenny gone. And that is why very few of the housewives show much compassion for Jenny.
"Real Housewives of Orange County"
Bellatrix Lestrange: Heather Dubrow
Dobby: Nicole James
Jenny Weasley: Noella Bergener
Narcissa Malfoy: Dr. Jen Armstrong

I probably should have used this in Friday's Teen Mom or Housewife, but this notorious Teen Mom had a threesome with a Marine and another Teen Mom star, but not necessarily an actual Teen Mom. Our notorious Teen Mom recorded it and has been trying to blackmail as many people as possible who have any connection with the recording. She didn't do a very good job of it. Farrah Abraham/Javi Marroquin

With so many possible complications from COVID, public relations people really can blame any type of OD situation on COVID. Honestly though, I would have expected it to be the singer rather than his significant other. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber (Justin Bieber Never Left Hailey's Side When She Suffered a Blood Clot in Her Brain)

Wait, so this A list actor is now basically saying the person he killed, was asking for it? Alec Baldwin/Halyna Hutchins (Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins' lawyer slams 'shameful' Alec Baldwin for claiming SHE told him to fire the gun pointed at her as lawsuit reveals the actor 'wanted to FINISH $7M movie and planned to give proceeds to her family')

Speaking of A list actors, this A+/A list mostly movie actor is gaslighting the world when he says there has been no infidelity in his marriage. Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith (Will Smith Says 'There's Never Been Infidelity' in Marriage to Jada Pinkett Smith)

This Euphoria actress has been cheating on her boyfriend with the cleaning product actor. Armie Hammer

Speaking of cheating, this former A- list actress/singer who stars in a holiday classic has been hooking up with the significant other of this former A- list actress who starred in a teen classic. Juliette Lewis/"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (Juliette Lewis Attends the Critics Choice Awards in Los Angeles)

This foreign born openly gay A- list mostly movie actor offered $10K to a bartender at a club to go back with the actor to go back to his hotel and hook up. The bartender said no, and our actor spat at the bartender.

This foreign born A+ list singer who looks like won't ever sing again, had an assistant feeding her crawfish so she wouldn't get her hands dirty or disturb her makeup. Rihanna

Do not be surprised if the very recently arrested pastor operating in that impoverished country, with connections to the retired A++ list celebrity and his foundation, gets "suicided". Corrigan Clay/Haiti/Bill Clinton (American Pastor Who Adopted Haitian Orphans Charged With Child Sex Abuse)

It was never a good look for the alliterate one and her husband that they took the free place to live in the north of the border country. Now, it looks way worse and one wonders which of them had the connection to the bad guy. No one will ever ask them though. Was it yachting or shady business deals that brought them to him? Meghan Markle/Prince Harry/Canada/Russian oligarch (EXCLUSIVE: Meghan and Harry's $14 million Vancouver mansion where they escaped to after quitting royal life is linked to a lawyer whose clients included Russian oligarchs and a sanctioned former deputy prime minister)

This A list singer/sometime actress has low key stalked the one named permanent A list singer forever, so it isn't a shocker she keeps getting procedures done to look like her. Is it for the movie? Is she going to start adopting children too? Lady Gaga/Madonna

This back in the day A/A- list mostly movie actor says he can't get work because of his beliefs. No, it is because directors and cast and crew don't like getting yelled at and working with someone who makes every day miserable. James Woods (James Woods: I was 'blacklisted' like Brendan Fraser but for my conservative politics); Richard Gere (Richard Gere says he's been blacklisted in Hollywood because of Free Tibet views)

Although there are no full frontal scenes which made the final cut of the film, there are plenty of outtakes which feature the foreign born former boy bander completely nude. Director's cut perhaps? Harry Styles/"One Direction"/"My Policeman" (The first reviews for Harry Styles’ gay cop movie My Policeman are in)

This A list mostly movie actor who is in a superhero franchise, can't afford to get divorced which is why he is trying to work things out with his wife. Jason Momoa/"Aquaman"/Lisa Bonet (Jason Momoa & Lisa Bonet Are Living Together Again & Working On Repairing Their Marriage)

According to the foreign born former syndicated actress, another attempt was made this week on the life of this foreign born whistleblower. Pamela Anderson/Julian Assange (Pamela Anderson tweets support to Julian Assange: ‘The fight is not over’)

With his past long time actress girlfriend, this A list music producer didn't hide his bisexuality and the two frequently had interactions with other men. His newest girlfriend doesn't know, so our producer is seeing guys without her knowledge. Jack Antonoff/Margaret Qualley/Lena Dunham (Maid Star Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff Share Intimate Kiss at 2022 Critics Choice Awards)

Never let it be said that this reality family is not good at drumming up publicity for a new product, especially one as lucrative as their new television show. Everyone is playing their role to get people to watch. Everything is all designed to bring in eyeballs. Everything except the deaths, the racist and homophobic stuff from one family member, the cheating scandal of another. Those will all be ignored to fit the narrative for the season. "The Kardashians" ('The Kardashians' trailer has arrived and whoa baby)

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One way to make sure you don't get Oscar votes is to make a huge flub three days before voting starts. The movie sucked anyway. Jane Campion/"Power of the Dog" (Jane Campion Apologizes for Comment About Williams Sisters: "I Love Serena and Venus")

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If this foreign born A/A- list dual threat actor really has made his "girlfriend" pregnant, this would be one for the record books. Tom Hiddleston/Zawe Ashton (BAFTA 2022 Film Awards: Tom Hiddleston looks besotted as he holds hands with girlfriend Zawe Ashton who dazzles in a flowing pink gown on the red carpet)

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It looks as if this EGOT winner is getting some karma after the elder abuse she inflicted for years on a pseudo relative. Liza Minnelli/stepmother Lee Anderson Minnelli (Liza Minnelli's stepmother claims 'elder abuse')

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This foreign born former A+ list tweener sent flowers to his ex on Saturday at the hotel where she had a room booked. It isn't clear whether she was actually staying there or had it booked for her by the studio. Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez (Selena Gomez Was Breathtaking in a Ruby Cape Dress at the Critics’ Choice Awards)

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The Employee: It was her idea actually. She had a couple of rules before she agreed to come back to our actor. One, was that he needed to be sober. For the most part, he has done that. The few days and nights he hasn't, she has left the home for her own safety. Interestingly enough, she left the employee behind. Not being sober is a big part of the uncontrolled rage. However, there is the everyday rage he has. For that, they hired an employee of sorts. Did she know what she was being hired for? No. She thought she was going to be a house cleaner and was told sex was part of the job. She was hired many months ago. Long before her country was invaded. Our actor takes his sober and drunk rages out on her. The couple has convinced themselves that since they pay the employee, they can do whatever they like. Is the person really an employee if they can't leave the house? From what I understand, she is not allowed to leave. Although the couple says the employee is being paid, no one has asked how payment is being handled since the employee is apparently undocumented and doesn't seem to have a bank account. If you think this is only known by a few people, you would be wrong The couple brags to all their friends about the employee. Sean Penn/Leila George (Sean Penn, 61, catches a flight out of LAX with his estranged wife Leila George, 29... four months after she filed for divorce from him)

This retired NBA player/current NBA commentator is deeply closeted.

This former one year wonder turned reality star with plenty of baby daddies can't escape her abuser because she needs the drugs he provides. Shanna Moakler/Oscar De La Hoya & Travis Barker/Matthew Rondeau (Pregnant Shanna Moakler reunites with ex Matthew Rondeau after he was arrested on domestic violence charge)

This A- list mostly movie actress who used to be in a franchise suddenly cares about her nomination and is flooding inboxes of voters with photos taken this weekend at a different award show. Kristen Stewart/"2022 Oscar nomination Kristen Stewart, "Spencer"/"Twilight"/"2022 Critics Choice Awards" (Kristen Stewart and Fiancée Dylan Meyer Stun in Coordinating Looks at 2022 Critics Choice Awards)

According to a hooker who is trying to sell her story, she was with one other woman and this A list comedian when there was an accident. Bob Saget

This closeted north of the border singer got a STD from a one night stand that he can't seem to shake.

This A+/A list singer is finally realizing her husband doesn't care one bit about her other than what she can do for him. Ariana Grande/Dalton Gomez

One of the reasons this foreign born A- list comic actress was so bad at hosting a very big event is that she rehearsed for maybe ten minutes prior to the gig. She was awful. Rebel Wilson/"BAFTA 2022 Film Awards" (BAFTA 2022 Film Awards 'I'm here for ALL the witches!' Harry Potter star Emma Watson 'slams' JK Rowling amid transgender row at returning show)

Apparently this permanent A list radio host only had his first sex with a man sometime around Halloween last year.

The meme actor was wasted drunk this past weekend and spent a solid 30 minutes trashing the one named A- list actress. Timothée Chalamet/Zendaya

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Speaking of tools, this three named actor that no one really likes, is cheating on his significant other. Brian Austin Green/Sharna Burgess (Pregnant DWTS pro Sharna Burgess showcases her growing bump as she prepares to welcome a baby boy with actor Brian Austin Green)

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This long time A+ list mostly movie actress who is still A list, is scared that all the attention focused on her right now is going to expose her long time female lover. Sandra Bullock/"The Lost City" (Sandra Bullock Shares Hilarious Bloopers From The Lost City: 'We Just Got No Work Done')

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This former cable actress who has been in this space dozens of times, apparently still gets paid quarterly to keep her mouth quiet about the threesomes she once did with a manager and a singer.

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Speaking of closeted actresses and their lovers, this A list dual threat actress who currently stars on a television show, split with her long long time girlfriend who many believed she was actually married to.

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Medicine - Old Hollywood: This actor (Wallace Beery) started off in the circus ("Ringling Brothers Circus") before becoming an A- list actor and winning an Academy Award (Best Actor in a Leading Role "The Champ" - 1931). In addition to helping kill a man ("Three Stooges" founder Ted Healy), he also nearly took the life of his wife. His wife (Gloria Swanson) was only 16 when she started dating him and they got married the day after her 17th birthday. She regretted it even before they got married. She didn't know if she could endure a lifetime of beatings. Our actress was a multiple nominee/winner of Oscars (Nominee Best Actress in a Leading Role "Sadie Thompson" - 1928; Nominee Best Actress in a Leading Role "The Trespasser" - 1929; Nominee - Best Actress in a Leading Role "Sunset Blvd." - 1950). Shortly after they got married, our actress got pregnant. The actor wanted nothing to do with children but pretended to his wife that he was excited. He slipped something into a drink one night that caused her to have a spontaneous abortion. It also did a lot of damage to her and she ended up in the hospital for nearly a month. When she found out about what was given to her and by whom, she left him. Wallace Beery/"Ringling Brothers Circus"/Best Actor in a Leading Role "The Champ" (1931)/Gloria Swanson/Nominee Best Actress in a Leading Role "Sadie Thompson" - 1928; Nominee Best Actress in a Leading Role "The Trespasser" - 1929; Nominee - Best Actress in a Leading Role "Sunset Blvd." - 1950

The momager (Kris Jenner) to one of her daughters (Khloé Kardashian).
"You really need to find a good guy. Someone who is not a former NBA player who is a drug addict (Lamar Odom) and sleeps with strippers and definitely not someone who is a NBA player (Tristan Thompson) and cheats on you every chance he gets. You need a story line."
"Don't worry mom, I have found the perfect guy (Trey Songz). He is one of my exes and makes a ton of money singing. His best friend is Beyonce."
"Sounds perfect."
"He is perfect and I don't believe for a second the dozen women who have accused him of sexual assault." Kris Jenner/Khloé Kardashian/Lamar Odom/Tristan Thompson/Trey Songz (Khloe Kardashian & Ex Trey Songz Spark Dating Rumors) (Trey Songz Has a Long History of Sexual and Physical Assault Allegations. Will He Ever Face the Music?)

The very fast rapper cheated on his much higher on the list significant other with a three named rapper. Offset & Cardi B or ASAP Rocky & Rihanna/Megan Thee Stallion

This former A- list singer/fairly bad actress stopped taking steroids after she saw herself on the first season of her show. This also makes her feel not so great, but she can handle that if she looks better she says. Selena Gomez/"Only Murders In The Building"

This former A+ list NFL player turned television talking head was acting like a baby the final month of the season because a network ("FOX") wanted someone else to call a game the player wanted. He was going to withhold his services this year if they didn't essentially trade him to another network ("ESPN"), which is what happened. "FOX"/Troy Aikman/"San Francisco 49s" vs "Dallas Cowboys"/"ESPN" (Troy Aikman says he wasn’t upset over not getting Cowboys-49ers assignment) (Joe Buck, Troy Aikman sign multiyear deals with ESPN to be voices of Monday Night Football play)

This still not old enough to drink A- list actress who has a movie franchise and had a starring role in a television show canceled because of COVID, has a huge drinking problem that really showed while filming a recent movie. Sophia Lillis/"It" and "It: Chapter Two"/"I Am Not Okay with This"/"Dungeons & Dragons"

It is pretty funny that this A+ list rapper is worried his ex will get hooked on drugs, while our rapper was snorting heroin in public just a few weeks ago. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian (Kanye West Says He's Concerned Pete Davidson Will Get Kim Kardashian 'Hooked on Drugs')

I have to think it must have been recorded before she was 18, which would mean it is child porn. This A- list actress hasn't been 18 long enough to have a sex tape of hers already circulating around the office of this talent agency. Millie Bobby Brown

The ex of this very very wealthy man stopped before she crossed a line that would totally end things for her ex, but it did make people dig, and the victim turned recruiter with many names has a story to tell for a price. Apparently the price is $2M. Melinda Gates/Bill Gates/Sarah Kellen aka Sarah Kensington/Jeffrey Epstein (Now four more Jeffrey Epstein aides face questions after Ghislaine Maxwell's conviction... as US prosecutors come under pressure to put other women suspected of sex trafficking for the paedophile on trial) (What We Know About Sarah Kellen, Who Allegedly ‘Recruited’ Girls for Jeffrey Epstein)

This openly gay news anchor/offspring has always been very quiet about his sex life. However, he has been dating and his partners have not been so quiet and things which had been secrets are now coming to light. Anderson Cooper (Gloria Vanderbilt)

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This former television doctor is desperately trying to get his old job back. He thought he was way more popular with people than he really is. Dr. Oz

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **11**
It appears this family must be taking lessons from Pat Houston. The next thing you know, they will be trotting out a hologram of the deceased A list singer to go out on tour and sing the fake songs generated by a computer they are trying to pass off as real. Selena (Selena’s Family Announces New Album, 27 Years After Her Death)

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **12**
The cameras were not there to see the violence directed at this HGTV star, by her ex. If they had been, the career of the ex would be over. Christina Meursinge Haack (formerly El Moussa and Anstead)/Tarek El Moussa/"Flip or Flop" (Tarek El Moussa walks out of interview with ex-wife Christina Haack on Flip Or Flop finale... after THAT ugly spat last year where he called her 'crazy' and a 'washed-up loser')

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This former A list gymnast/reality star is in a throuple with her husband and another woman. Shawn Johnson/"Dancing With the Stars"

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **14**
The Fight: This band ("The Sweet") was A list in their home country (England) several decades ago. They became huge when they teamed up with a songwriting duo (Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman). This duo were responsible for many hits in a particular genre ("Chinnichap") that wasn't popular in the States but proved to be a big influence on later US bands. Most of the members are now deceased, but a continuation of the band with the one surviving original member is still recording and touring. Let's call the surviving member GM (Andy Scott). They were one hit wonders in the States but could have made it big here if one of the band members didn't suffer a career threatening injury in a fight on the eve of a blockbuster tour. We'll call him LS (Brian Connolly). To this day the circumstances of the fight have not been made public and GM refuses to talk about it. The truth is, GM was jealous of all the attention LS was getting over him and the other members of the band and set out to end his career by injuring a certain body part (throat) that LS needed to perform. While GM's plan didn't work and LS recovered, LS was never the same. He fell into a spiral of drugs and alcohol and was eventually fired from the band. The substance issues would later kill him. Now the current version of the band performs with GM front and center, so you could say he got his way in the end.
Songwriting duo: Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman
GM: Andy Scott (guitarist)
US hit: "Ballroom Blitz"
LS: Brian Connolly (lead singer- stabbed in throat)

This married initialed A list director hooked up with a woman last night after an event. She was at the event, but not with him at the event, but they left together and it was obvious they were a couple. JJ Abrams/"Film Independent Presents DCU at The Landmark: In Conversation With Guillermo del Toro" (Film Independent Presents DCU at The Landmark: In Conversation With Guillermo del Toro)

Apparently this singer you have never heard of and probably never will, is still trying to hit it big. I remember when she started seven or eight years ago, she wasn't even legal and had to finesse her way into even performing in some of the clubs where she was booked. I thought she had given it up. She is the unacknowledged child of this married permanent A list singer in a permanent A list group. He never financially supported her more than the paltry amount he agreed to decades ago. I know she doesn't work, but somehow she now owns a $20K car, so maybe daddy is finally giving her some money.

This Bling Empire star is cheating on his wife. She won't leave him.

Speaking of cheating, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee will not break the marriage vows and will not divorce her always cheating husband. Natalie Portman/Benjamin Millepied (Natalie Portman is back in Australia as the actress and her dancer husband Benjamin Millepied pack on the PDA during a kids' birthday party at Bronte Beach in Sydney)

This actress is B list at best and owes what there is of her career to her back in the day A+ list mostly television actor father. Our actress, much like her father, seems to have a very bad cocaine problem. Greer Grammer/Kelsey Grammer (Tinashe flashes abs in a vibrant butterfly tube top and tie-dye pants as she leads star at opening night of Cirque du Soleil's Ovo in Los Angeles)

Speaking of substance abuse, this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who stars on a very long running network sitcom has gained 20 pounds since the start of the season because she drinks wine and binge eats, seven nights a week.

This bar star celebrated their recent split, by hooking up with a waiter from a bar literally two doors down from the bar where they work. Tom Schwartz or Katie Maloney/"Vanderpump Rules" (VPR's Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney Were Missing 'Intimacy' in Their Marriage Before Split)

This A list MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) star is married. His world is about to explode when the police discover he was hooking up with the now dead porn star. Demetrious Johnson/transgender performer Angelina Please (Angelina Please cause of death – Porn star Aspen Brooks says police called to transgender performer’s apartment)

This could almost be a kindness, but maybe doesn't quite reach that level. This bar star had a very public breakup with the not nice DJ. She was at an event last night, and didn't really look all that thrilled to be there. I think this has all been very hard on her. That being said, over the course of the night, she ran into a handful of huge fans of her, and even if she wasn't having the best night, it didn't show in her interactions with these fans. Lots of smiles and photos and answering questions. "Vanderpump Rules"/Raquel Leviss/James Kennedy (Raquel Leviss Hangs With Kristen Doute as James Kennedy Enjoys Romantic Getaway With New Girl in Tulum, Plus Vanderpump Rules Fans React)

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Don't believe the fanfic about the wife of this foreign born dual threat A lister. She is not dying. She has no diseases other than a huge thirst that always needs to be quenched.
Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch

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This A+/A list mostly movie actor who sometimes directs is going to have to do some press with the three named foreign born actress. This should be fun to watch and I can't wait to listen to them explain spring 2020. Ben Affleck/Ana de Armas/"Deep Water" ('Deep Water' review: Affleck, de Armas fizzle in erotic thriller dud)

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **12**
This former Teen Wolf star supposedly has a girlfriend, so it was interesting to see him hooking up with the daughter of a Housewife.

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **13**
This foreign born former A+/A list mostly movie actress who had a long running movie franchise, has not worked much the past few years and has developed a really bad eating disorder that is scaring a lot of people close to her. Emma Watson/"Harry Potter"/"2022 EE British Academy Film Awards" (Emma Watson is accused of using the BAFTAs to take aim at JK Rowling - the woman who 'plucked her from obscurity' - in 'desperate' bid to 'please trans fans')

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **14**
The Cheat: Usually cheating stories are just in the small blinds. There are far too many to really be considered all that important. This one is different though. It isn't even that these people are anyone you have necessarily heard of, but it will be big news. Huge news. How will it be huge news if not many people know the players? Because it is just the kind of thing that talk show hosts will love discussing. Until the last couple of days, I wasn't 100 percent convinced that there was cheating. Then, my spy said wait until an event this week when the wife will go to the event. Watch what the husband does. Apparently there is a rule in the house that when the wife goes to an event, the husband gets a babysitter and does what he wants because he is with them all day. So, every time the wife goes to an evening event, the husband has been seeing someone. This week, the event was out of town, so the husband had extra time with the woman he has been hooking up with and he was spotted at her home. The husband is married to someone who is probably A- list BUT only if you pay very very close attention to social media and the news. That last name you will know though. Now, that would get some airplay because of who the A- lister is relate to, but combine that with the last name of the woman that the husband is hooking up with and you have a crazy firestorm of gossip.

219. TAMARA TATTLES 03/17 **#1**
Off The Wagon Or Something Else?
Part One: This Housewife recently out at a bar. Apparently, it was some sort of open mic night or something? Two Tamara Tattles spies were there and noticed the housewife. She was at the bar and then got up to sing. But, oddly she started telling the audience to f*ck off. The she says, " Motherf*ckers where my fags at?" My two spies were very concerned. The started shooting video. She then gave a "horrific performance." Then, she started screaming. My two spies tried to get her a cab and help her leave the bar. She kept using the word "f*gg*ts" and asked them who f*cked whom. She continued on with the h*m*phobic slurs and the two spies ended up just leaving.
So this situation apparently happened tonight? And the sources say that she was not drunk. She only had one drink. The concern was the guy she was all over kept trying to wave them off. We got worried because she was extremely drunk from one drink. They really hope she made it home ok. That is the latest. I have plenty of pictures of this situation. But, I chose to do it as a blind. Luann de Lesseps/"Real Housewives of New York"
(Luann de Lesseps Apologizes To Townhouse Employees)

220. TAMARA TATTLES 03/17 **#2**
Flat Broke? Things continue to roll in to my email box tonight. It’s sort of a feast or famine situation in the blogging world, and tonight I have been given a feast. And at this point in the morning, I have been told that a former housewife is in grave financial danger. This really is not shocking information as I have reported on this person being desperate for her paychecks for years. Sometimes, a housewife thinks she has it made and the money is going to be rolling in forever. Then they get fired. Word on Mama Joyce’s streets is she might be losing her house or at least trying to sell it because there is some equity there. But then what? She doesn’t work and neither does her husband. Her housewives "companies" are not providing a enough money to live on. Covid, the shipping issues and higher prices are really hitting home. She’s trying to sell clothes and other possessions online to make ends meet but that is not working either. The husband is only sticking around for the kids. He has no job and would not be able to provide child support. Things are looking very grim. Maybe she could pimp her daughters out again? Can bankruptcy filings be happening soon? This one is so easy. And I didn’t even have to mention the gambling addiction. OOOPS. Kim Zolciak-Biermann/"Real Housewives of Atlanta"/Kory Biermann/Brielle and Ariana Biermann

221. POPBITCH 03/18
(British blog)
Which big-time TV producer takes off every single piece of their clothing before they go for a poo at work?

This A list mostly movie actor has multiple franchises to his name and a pill problem that has left him bloated.

There are at least two channels on satellite radio that are competing for the services of the alliterate talk show host. That would be a great gig because she could be uncensored and do it from home. "Sirius"/Wendy Williams

I guess the late night actor didn't know until the last day or two, there would be a drug test before he would be allowed to go on the expedition. Pete Davidson/"Blue Origin" space flight (SNL star Pete Davidson will no longer fly to space after launch postponed)

This HGTV star is lucky he is not in jail. I really can't believe the channel is going to continue working with him. Tarek El Moussa (Christina Haack tells Tarek El Moussa she's done flipping houses with him)

This former? A list superhero is hooking up with his three named co-star. Sebastian Stan/Daisy Edgar-Jones/"Fresh" (Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan pair up for black comedy Fresh)

This very young A- list mostly television actress plays the same role on multiple shows. She has been a threesome partner for one of her married bosses. The threesomes generally consist of the boss and our actress and women she is forced to find online.

Kindness: This foreign born Olympic athlete kind of got her good deed overshadowed by world events last fall. She donated her medal to a charity auction to pay for life saving surgery for a young boy from her country. Maria Andrejczyk/Polish javelin thrower/Tokyo 2020 Silver Medal (Polish javelin thrower Maria Andrejczyk auctions Tokyo 2020 silver medal to help eight-month-old get heart surgery)

This former studio head/mogul/television channel creator thought he could slip things past a government investigator. I wonder if they will discover that sexual fetish he tries to keep very very secret. Barry Diller (Barry Diller’s Nevada Gambling License Application Delayed Amid Insider-Trading Probe)

This A/A- list director/celebrity offspring is hooking up with the husband of one of the actresses from a very recent project. Sofia Coppola/Ezra Koenig/Rashida Jones/"On the Rocks" (How Sofia Coppola and Rashida Jones put their own family lives into ‘On the Rocks’)

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This permanent A+/A list mostly movie actor who stars in two of the biggest franchises in history used to hire himself out to husbands who wanted to watch him cuckold their wives.

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I noticed the wife of this former A- list teen actor had a lot of things to publicly say about one topic, but keeps her mouth very quiet when it comes to all of the underage girls her husband assaulted. Janet Von Schmeling/Drake Bell (Josh Peck Details Where He and Drake Bell Stand Years After Rift as Bell's Wife Calls Him a 'Liar')

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I'm not sure why anyone is shocked that the foreign born permanent A- list celebrity with a family full of other celebrities, took a bunch of money from a horrible country. He has always been about money as is his wife. They don't care about your thoughts or feelings.
David Beckham/Qatar

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This married foreign born A+ list singer is hooking up with this foreign born A- list singer. Ed Sheeran/Camila Cabello (Five Burning Questions: Camila Cabello and Ed Sheeran’s ‘Bam Bam’ Debuts at No. 23)

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **14**
Four For Friday - Unexpected Casting Couch:
#1 - This A- list actress all of you know has a really big side gig and does not have an Oscar. She once slept with this married A+ list mostly movie actor to get an arc on a television show he was producing. Jessica Alba/"The Honest Company"/Mark Wahlberg/"Entourage"

#2 - This A- list actress has been on multiple hit shows, one of which turned into a movie franchise. She once told this alliterate B list actress who has slept with an A++ lister that she could get the actress a role if she slept with our A- lister. The B list actress did as asked and then was burned. Gillian Anderson/"The X-Files"/Gina Gershon/Bill Clinton (Gina Gershon, Gillian Anderson/Step Up Women's Network Presents V-Day 2000 Los Angeles Celebrated with the Production of Eve Ensler's "The Vagina Monologues" and After Party at Atlas Restaurant)
#3 - I suppose, considering the tool that he is, that this is not unexpected. He did not succeed because his bluff was called by this A- list three named actress who already had a part locked in. The A list actor has not forgiven her to this day for having the studio executive join the call on speaker. Ryan Phillippe/Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar/"I Know What You Did Last Summer"
#4 - This celebrity is A list. All of you know her. She used to be really high on the list as an actress, until she wasn't. She had a big crash and burn and the only way she ended up getting roles that got her back up to A+ list was for a solid two years, she slept with any man who could give her that next role. Winona Ryder

Don't believe the hype. The alliterate one and her ginger pup were not going to present the Best Actress award. It will be presented in the same format it has been for years. Meghan Markle/Prince Harry (Harry and Meghan 'are being lined up to present the Best Picture Oscar' next week despite both pulling out of Prince Philip's memorial service in London)

Maybe if you don't want juries to see you are a racist and homophobe, don't say and text racist and homophobic things for the world to see. If a jury is allowed to see them, expect a full court press of press trying to distract. Multiple pregnancy announcements, new hair colors, a wedding, whatever it takes. Rob Kardashian (Rob Kardashian Moves To Block Jury From Seeing Evidence In Upcoming Trial With Blac Chyna)

The whole robbery thing is just a big stunt for the streaming real estate reality show. "Selling Sunset" (Selling Sunset's Jason Oppenheim to Beef Up Security at Office After Armed Robbery in Parking Lot)

It is interesting that this A- list rapper/reality star/serial sexual assaulter used his platform to complain that the A+ list rapper wasn't going to get to perform on national television, but says nothing about the $10M he owes one of his rape victims. The Game/Kanye West (The Game Addresses Kanye West’s Instagram Suspension, Argues Ye Is ‘Speaking His Truth’)

The A+ list singer's killer/porn star/reality star from an entertainment family thinks he can make a quick buck continuing to sell drugs and women to the very elite, but he has a very big mouth and is horrible at keeping secrets. Ray J (‘It Was the Right Thing to Do’: Ray J Defends Decision to Hold Meeting Between Kodak Black and Donald Trump After Being Called a "Sellout")

I previously told you that the big Spring music festival had someone on standby to come in literally with one day's notice and had paid them half their fee just to be on standby, even if they didn't perform. Look for an announcement this week about the festival. "Coachella" (BLIND ITEM 01/27/22)

I think the police should ask themselves about the affair that was going on between the wife of this A- list actor and another man and where exactly that man was on a certain night.

I'm not sure how this briefest of marriages could get any more bizarre, but it has. After I got the tip, I looked at a timeline for the best I could locate where everyone was for each day of the marriage. Nothing really fit. Then, I checked for the days prior to the wedding and I found it. The offspring of the A++ lister and the former reality star who desperately wants back in, did have time to hook up that day and were in the same place and the same time and in a location that would have made it very easy.

I am very glad to see the reinterest in the relationship this permanent A list mostly movie actor (Morgan Freeman) who is an Oscar winner/nominee had with a much much much younger relative (E'dena Hines). To make sure things stay accurate, it was his step-granddaughter and not blood related granddaughter. Oh, and don't forget her sketchy murder after this all blew up. Oh, and what happened to the step-granddaughter's mom (Myrna Colley-Lee). Morgan Freeman/E'dena Hines/Myrna Colley-Lee (Who was E’Dena Hines? Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter allegedly in a sexual relationship with the star)

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **10**
I go to In-N-Out much more than I probably should. I often use the drive-thru lane and am joined by a line never less than a dozen cars and many times it is double or triple that number. While you are in this line, you have no interaction with any human outside that care door until you place your order with the live human who is out there to assist you. So, I find it remarkable that the same day we learn there is no space trip (drug test), that somehow a pap managed to take photos of the late night actor and the reality star just as they got to the person taking their order and that neither was surprised this occurred. The manipulation by this family is next level. Drug test. Pete Davidson/Kim Kardashian

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **11**
An ex of this most well known sanctioned oligarch had a late night meeting with a former Prime Minister of the country where she resides and now feels much better about her status and her money and her kids. Irina Abramovich/Roman Abramovich/Tony Blair/U.K. (Roman Abramovich's ex-wife is 'hiding' in her £19m London mansion and 'living in fear' her £500M fortune may be next on UK's sanction list - after ex-husband's £3.2bn assets were frozen)

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **12**
There have now been a couple of people who say that the boyfriend of this former A- list dual threat actress who has not acted in quite some time, but who every single person knows, is cheating on her almost every night and she has no clue and it will devastate her when she finds out, and she will find out. Amanda Bynes/Paul Michael (Amanda Bynes Plans to Move into an L.A. Rental with Fiancé Paul Michael: Lawyer)

The actress/drug addict/muse needs to be careful because her real ex is telling all her secrets and they are not good. Julia Fox/Peter Artemiev/Kanye West (Julia Fox Backtracks on Her Comment Kanye Wouldn't Hurt a Fly)

The murdering serial rapist husband of the foreign born A list rapper is lucky he is not facing multiple perjury charges and that his lawyer is not being disbarred after what they plead under penalty of perjury in a recent filing which was proven to be an easily provable lie. Kenny Petty/Nicki Minaj (Nicki Minaj Harassment Lawsuit Dropped by Husband Kenneth Petty's Alleged Rape Victim: 'Stay Tuned')

The question for this permanent A list model/host of multiple reality shows, is whether she wants to work at a place where she might actually have to work to earn her eight figure salary. The new executive producer won't let her do what she has been doing. She knows if they fire her though, there will be a big check coming her way and a lot of backlash headed theirs. She will probably roll the dice and continue to do nothing but show up for the show. Tyra Banks/"Dancing With the Stars" (Andrew Llinares Exits As EP Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ After 5 Seasons)

There is a behind the scenes battle involving a big company. That is nothing new and happens every day. What is unusual is that the significant other of the CEO of the company being taken over is an A- list celebrity host. She is about to find out her husband has been cheating on her for years unless he accepts the takeover offer.

It seems a tad hypocritical for this foreign born A list tennis player to not like any criticism of her, but then hangs around the reality family for publicity who do nothing but manipulate and criticize and who include some really awful people looking for nothing more than to gain more power/money/fame from anyone they can crush. Naomi Osaka/Kim Kardashian (Naomi Osaka, Anisimova pose with Kim Kardashian in Miami at the SKIMS SWIM)

Speaking of hypocritical A list athletes, I'm assuming that this permanent A+ list NBA player (LeBron James) would still give the same love and hype and support and publicity to the A list NFL player (Deshaun Watson) if his daughter was one of the sexual assault victims of the NFL player. Oh, I get it. It is because the NBA player doesn't think any of the victims are worth caring about, but his daughter would be. Maybe. Good to know. LeBron James/Deshaun Watson (LeBron James Celebrates the Browns Trading for Deshaun Watson on Twitter) (Timeline of Deshaun Watson sexual assault lawsuits: Texans trade QB to Browns)

The Tweets from the foreign born A list comic/host are, if anything, equal to, or worse than those from the A+ list rapper directed towards the comic/host. The producers are meeting to decide whether to dump him as host of the award show. He won't be dumped. They were looking for any excuse to ban the rapper. Trevor Noah/Kanye West/"The Grammy Awards" (Trevor Noah Weighs In on Kanye West's Grammys and Instagram Bans: 'Counsel ... Not Cancel')

The celebrity CEO is working behind the scenes to make a court case go away. Although his personal life shows up here and some other places, he doesn't want it televised to the world. This would be the seedy side of his personal life - drugs and cheating and payoffs. Elon Musk/Amber Heard & Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard II…and the Hollywood elite cast: Paul Bettany, James Franco and Elon Musk are called as witnesses while emails from JK Rowling and Jason Mamoa are listed as exhibits for $100m legal showdown) (Elon Musk’s business ties to China create unease in Washington)

This A- list actress who sounds like a digital assistant, was recently in a production where she had someone tell the cast and crew to not talk to the actress unless she spoke to them first. Wow. And at such a young age too. Alexa Demie (Alexa Demie sparks Madonna casting speculation thanks to her latest Instagram post)

Speaking of horrible people, this showrunner who loves shooting extra nude scenes for his personal collection, had his driver stop the car they were in, and kicked another man out of the car because the man wouldn't orally service the showrunner in the car. Ryan Murphy (TV Writer Ryan Murphy Reminisce On His Early Years With PGA Honouree Greg Berlanti!)

This A-/B+ list pay cable staple from multiple pay cable shows and streaming too, is under 25 and is the mistress of this married A- list actor who was once her co-star, and who does nothing but treat her like crap.

This A- list pay cable actor/accused rapist supposedly has a girlfriend. Well, he might want to ask her about the sucking face she was doing this weekend at a premiere after party. Angus Cloud/"Euphoria"/Maude Apatow (Angus Cloud ignites Maude Apatow dating rumours with New York pics) (British Vogue And Tiffany & Co. Celebrate Fashion And Film Party At Annabel's)

This three named former reality star and her racist husband were in town this week. Actually, they are in town a lot, so it doesn't really seem like they have moved. Anyway, they kept hassling models at an event to come back to their place to do a threesome. Kat Von D/Rafael Reyes/"Los Angeles Fashion Week" (Kat Von D and Rafael Reyes attend Los Angeles Fashion Week)

This wannabe actress who has been in a music video or two never had much of a career. Then, she went to jail for murder. I hadn't realized she finished her sentence until someone told me they had seen her on a set filming a no budget movie. That is her bread and butter. That, and doing anything to get an acting job.

I guess the Teen Mom with the plethora of fathers to her children, finally discovered the other Teen Mom had slept with at least one of them. Kailyn Lowery/Leah Messer

This former entertainment conglomerate CEO is looking to buy an online sports betting platform and a sports network that used to be part of his conglomerate.
Bob Iger/"ESPN"/"Disney"

Until her management intervened, this foreign born alliterate singer/actress was going to turn down the late night show because she wanted to host and sing. Camila Cabello/"Saturday Night Live" (Lizzo Set to Host ‘SNL,’ Camila Cabello & Gunna Join Musical Guest Lineup)

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **10**
The permanent A list rapper and his permanent A list wife are set to host a big party this Sunday night. Together. These days, that is an extremely rare occurrence. Beyoncé and Jay-Z/"Academy Awards"

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **11**
This impossibly young looking long time A list mostly movie actor has been getting hair implants very slowly over the past two years. Paul Rudd

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **12**
This foreign born singer briefly peaked at A- list. Then she went on a years long drug binge and is probably B- list as singer even though all of you know her. While away from her significant other, she did some coke this weekend at an after party of sorts. Lily Allen/David Harbour/"Gem Awards" (Braless Lily Allen wows in a VERY sheer white lace gown as she attends the Gem awards in New York City)

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **13**
This foreign born B+ list actress who only stays that high because of the amount of money she spends to get into magazines and other publications, acts like she is preparing for a divorce. She has been dividing the assets she shares with her higher on the list husband and reportedly wants $100K per month in child and spousal support. Apparently the child was just to get more money in the case of a divorce. Priyanka Chopra/Nick Jonas (New mom Priyanka Chopra returns to work, shoots for brand with Blackpink’s Lisa in Rome)

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **14**
The Puzzle: This actor peaked about A- list with his movie franchise, then dropped down for a number of years before climbing back up to A- list thanks to his network show. For about a year, shortly after his movie franchise ended, the actor would get messages sent to his phone. They were all from fake phone numbers, but showed the actor inside his own home or in his car or at the grocery store. He hired someone to search his home, but there were no cameras found. After one photo was sent showing a person in the actor's bed, while the actor was still at home, the actor moved out. He checked into a hotel for three months. He checked out of the hotel when out of the blue, there was the person again, sitting on the couch in the actor's hotel room. This went on like I said, for a solid year. Then, suddenly it stopped. There were no more photos or stalking or anything like it. The actor will say it is because the stalker finally got tired of him. The friends of the stalker will say it is because the stalker now sleeps with the actor and has for years.

This current/former web crawler is heavily back on the booze again. Andrew Garfield/"Spiderman" (Andrew Garfield on tick, tick…BOOM Oscar Nomination, Return to Spider-Man & Lin-Manuel Miranda Bet) (Andrew Garfield here to introduce tick, tick…Boom! #PGAAwards)

All that hate coming from the character also known as the offspring of an alliterate B+ list actress. He still has not got over the fact that his enemy slept with every actress on the set, while he had to settle for some fans and backgrounders. "This Is Us"/Justin Hartley - "Kevin Pearson"/Mandy Moore - "Rebecca Pearson"/Milo Ventimiglia - "Jack Pearson"

This late night actor is using so many drugs that even his drug friends say he is out of control. Pete Davidson/"SNL" (Blue Origin announces replacement for Pete Davidson on next space tourism mission)

This foreign born former A+ list rapper spent some time this past week trying to out another rapper just so she would lose some of her fans. It was really awful, but everything the rapper does is awful. Nicki Minaj/Coi Lerayy (Coi was having none of it) (Coi Leray Talks Sexuality With Nicki Minaj, Recounts Having Oral Sex Experience With Woman: ‘Wasn’t for Me’)

This recent widow to a beloved celebrity was spotted hanging out with her new love once again. Was this also happening prior to the unexpected death?

If you have been reading the site for awhile, you will know the rules of Paparazzi 101. They clearly state that if the celebrities have called the paps, and if at all possible, the celebrities will pose in a street rather than a sidewalk. The reason is there are people on sidewalks, but none in the street. It makes for a much clearer photograph. So, where do you suppose the foreign born former A+ list boy bander and his actress/director "girlfriend" were when the pap caught them holding hands? The street. The middle of the street to be exact, where all pedestrians spend their time walking. Harry Styles/Olivia Wilde (Smitten Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde hold hands on romantic walk in Soho, London while sporting complementary blue outfits)

This married A/A- list mostly movie actor who has a first and last name that are both first names, recently passed on a massive project because he didn't want to spend months apart from his lover. Oscar Isaac/"Megalopolis" (Exclusive: Oscar Isaac Passes on "Godfather" Director Francis Ford Coppola’s$120 Mil "Megalopolis," Director Wants to Shoot This Fall)

This May will be the last time this event is held at its current location. The loss last time was in the millions and there is no reason to suspect it will be any different this time. The magazine will have to see if they can find some other sucker to finance their let them eat cake party.
"Met Gala" (Guess it will need a new name too)/"Vogue"

The A+ list rapper is so desperate to have an income stream that he hasn't signed over to his ex, that he is rushing quickly with his new project with a lot of spinoffs, but he doesn't have the cash for it all and is going to end up owning none of it because of the agreements he has signed. Kanye West aka Ye/Kim Kardashian (What's going on with Ye — and why does it matter?)

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **10**
Forget all the possible criminal stuff for now, this soon to be husband of an east coast Housewife is currently a defendant in at least FOUR civil suits. The Housewife should run now. I know she will be embarrassed but, if she sticks with this guy, she will end up bankrupt or in jail again. Luis 'Louie' Ruelas/Teresa Giudice/"Real Housewives of New Jersey" (RHONJ star Teresa Giudice’s fiance Luis Ruelas sued for ‘owing $113K’ to vendor as his company files for $1M bankruptcy)

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **11**
Every time this B list celebrity who is an offspring of a permanent A lister gets a new significant other who is real, they are always drug abusers. The latest is no different. Her actor boyfriend and our celebrity use coke almost nonstop. Kaia Gerber/Cindy Crawford & Rande Gerber/Austin Butler (Kaia Gerber, 20, opts for a low-key ensemble while her boyfriend Austin Butler, 30, cuts a casual figure as they step out of a Paris hotel)

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **12**
This former west coast Housewife offered up a daughter to close a business deal. I'm sorry to say it was not the first time. Yolanda Hadid/"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"/Bella Hadid (RHOBH: Why Fans Are Slamming Yolanda Hadid Online)

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **13**
Apparently there is an organization that has a copy of a moving violation from fifty years ago that proves an affair existed which has always been denied involving this A++ celebrity. I'm not sure how a moving violation would prove that though. If you get caught speeding, it doesn't note who is in the car with you.

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **14**
I told you a few weeks ago that this A list mostly movie actress doesn't seem thirsty on the outside but she is desperate to get that Oscar win. All year she has been playing a publicity game we have never seen from her and doing everything to get headlines. She is now being touted as the favorite to win on Sunday. It is all out of character from everything she has ever done prior to this year. She has stayed in the shadows. Jessica Chastain (and she won) (Jessica Chastain Reached Out to All Fellow Best Actress Nominees: 'I Sent Everyone Flowers') (Jessica Chastain May Skip Oscars Red Carpet To Support 'Tammy Faye' Makeup Team) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 02/25/22)

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **15**
Second Look: In this space and in my podcast, I have talked extensively about this celebrity conspiracy theory. I always wonder if there was a twin. I have always leaned towards no, and then this week, something remarkable happened. I was researching a completely different subject and talking to someone who knows the "surviving" twin really well and has known the actress for well over a decade. I asked a random question about the mom of the actress and the history she has with criminals in a certain state, as well as past love interests. The source started talking about those people and then out of the blue started rambling about 2010 and to check on that. I did some digging and vaguely remembered the incident the source was referring to, but in a follow up asked why that was so important. The legend has always been that the twin was killed by the studio. That part of the story has never made sense to me. Why kill the better actress? What if the twin wasn't killed by the studio and wasn't killed when the legend says she was. What if it was later? What if it was done by these family members out of state. What if our actress had to appease those same people to keep from being killed. It is a fact that the criminals exist. It is a fact that are extremely close to the mom and have done things which have landed them and the dad in jail before. They are not nice people. They will do anything to make a buck. Would they exploit a new found star while leaving the other intact? Lets go back to 2010. There was a statement made under oath by the actress. It wasn't true. She was desperate to be able to go see these criminals and told a lie in an effort to do so. She also knew there would be drugs and alcohol involved and wanted a dispensation. Why did she need to go? What was so important they needed her there and couldn't come to her? It had something to do with a very close family member. Was the twin alive still then? Was there something the actress needed to do for the family? Was it to say goodbye? None of the criminals are close family members. They are family, but not close. Did the twin live a decade longer than the legend says? Lindsay Lohan (This Lindsay Lohan's Murdered Twin Theory Is Bananas)

The child murderer took home two guys after partying with them in a bar on St. Patrick's Day. Casey Anthony

I don't think this reality star (Heidi Montag) who is married to a reality star (Spencer Pratt) and has a sibling (Holly Montag) who is also a reality star really would have had much of a music career. That being said, the A list singer/sometime actress (Lady Gaga) has sabotaged the career of at least one other singer (Lina Morgana). That one ended up dead. Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt/Holly Montag/Lady Gaga/Lina Morgana (Heidi Montag Claims Lady Gaga Stole Her Song and Shut Down Her Music Career)
(Why is Lady Gaga being accused of murder?)

Apparently my blind yesterday about the legal troubles of the significant other of this east coast Housewife, prompted reporters to search out the lawsuits and then report on them as if they had broken the story. Nice. Luis 'Louie' Ruelas/Teresa Giudice/"Real Housewives of New Jersey" (Joe 2.0? 'RHONJ' Star Teresa Giudice New Fiancé Luis Ruelas Hit With $113k Lawsuit)

The A+/A list mostly movie actor already made a very poor choice with one permanent procedure done to his body. I know his girlfriend told him that botox would be great for him, but it isn't and he looks awful. Ben Affleck/back tattoo/Jennifer Lopez

The son of the now former alliterate talk show host kept his dad from stealing all of the host's money. Kevin Hunter Jr./Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter ('Where is my money?': Wendy Williams posts rambling tearful video demanding access to her own bank accounts as manager she fired in February files to be her legal guardian and take control of her finances)

Apparently this agency was not doing enough to get projects lined up for the wife of this A+/A list actor, so he left the agency. "Gersh"/Joanne Tucker/Adam Driver (Adam Driver Parts Ways With Gersh)

Think about the years it has been since the death of the billionaire pedophile and how it took all this time to clean up everything on the island before they could sell it. Whoever buys it will be haunted by all those victims harmed there. Jeffrey Epstein/"Little St. James" (Jeffrey Epstein's private islands put up for sale for $125m)

Proving once again that #MeToo is over and that Hollywood will always Hollywood, this serial rapist who drugged women and then would date rape them, and also said it wasn't rape because they were not awake had his music career canceled. Apparently though, he has served his time because now he is creating multiple television shows for a production company. Don't leave your drink alone. CeeLo Green (Cee-Lo Green: It isn't rape if the victim is unconscious) (CeeLo Green is developing a docuseries on his life)

The permanent A list "singer" must have discovered one of the other women that her significant other has been seeing. She now knows not to trust him, but she has no one else, so will probably end up keeping him. Britney Spears/Sam Asghari (Britney Spears sparks breakup rumors to fiancé Sam Asghari as she says her new dog has ‘loved her more than any man has’)

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **10**
This alliterate celebrity offspring of someone permanently A list, got into a fight with another woman this weekend that our celebrity thought was trying to steal the celebrity's coke. Lourdes Leon/Madonna (Madonna's daughter Lourdes Leon shows off fantastic figure in clinging SKIMS bodysuit in Miami... after cozying up to Kim Kardashian)

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **11**
The husband of this east coast Housewife has a big loan payment due at the end of the month. This is not the kind of payment you want to miss. The crazy thing is that these not nice people are not from the east coast. Those guys won't lend money to the husband any longer. The money is actually due to some Vegas guys who were introduced to the husband through an introduction made by this west coast Housewife who is mobbed up. Joe Gorga/Melissa Gorga/"Real Housewives of New Jersey" (RHONJ's Joe Gorga accused of 'house flipping' errors on Instagram)

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **12**
The girlfriend of this foreign born former A list singer from a group which is now B- list has no idea the singer is hooking up with men while on tour overseas.

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **13**
This former politician (Tulsi Gabbard) from a tropical part of the country (American Samoa's main island of Tutuila), turned talking head, has put out feelers to various churches. Apparently she wants to now be a pastor. A prosperity pastor. She isn't going to toil for low wages. She wants some of that tax free loot. Tulsi Gabbard/ American Samoa's main island of Tutuila (Russian TV Host 'Worried' for Tulsi Gabbard After Ukraine Bio Labs Remarks)

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **14**
This foreign born celebrity got as high as B+ list when she was hosting a show. She is married to an A+ list mostly movie actor. They are rarely seen together and he prefers being several thousand miles distant from their Los Angeles home. She has missed the spotlight as of late and has gone through some things, with her husband, so will cut her a break that she spent twenty minutes with a pap this week, trying to get just the right shot. Camila Alves/Matthew McConaughey (Camila Alves Says She and Matthew McConaughey 'Are Not Good' with Remembering Their Wedding Date)

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **15**
The Book: The book has not even been published yet, but everyone knows it is going to tie this permanent A list athlete to the mob and that he has done some very bad things, which is why he is shadow suspended right now. The book is apparently also going to feature some athletes who are not named by name to keep them from getting into trouble. Blind items galore. Apparently our A lister would loan shark to up and coming players, including one who threatened to kill the A lister if he ever got the chance. That athlete is a steroid user in the same sport as the A lister. Then, there will be the accusations of on purpose tanking that netted millions of dollars. Another A list athlete would help with this scam. He was up to his ears in everything bad too when he was wasted on drugs all the time. Phil Mickelson (The Truth About Phil and Saudi Arabia) (Phil Mickelson will miss the Masters for the 1st time in 28 years after controversy)

300. POPBITCH 03/24
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Which Brit-winning band is currently preparing itself for a potential #MeToo scandal breaking? Someone they worked closely with seems to have been leveraging his proximity to the band to sext their young female fanbase. Claims are now appearing all over Twitter and TikTok, and taken seriously enough for the band's management to start an investigation.

It is much more palatable and sympathetic to say something was a false positive rather than drug abuse causing a miscarriage. Plus, you don't have to quit drugs or breakup with your drug dealing abusive boyfriend. Shanna Moakler (Shanna Moakler Says She's Not Pregnant: 'I Received a False Positive Test')

The murderer's new movies are not being done with the drug addict brother, but the one married to the singer who thinks she is A list again because she had a video go viral for a few days. Alec Baldwin/Daniel Baldwin/Billy Baldwin/Chynna Phillips

It doesn't appear that the conglomerate itself issued a directive. Rather, the take down of videos negative to the alliterate one and her husband are coming from a PR firm/bot farm which sends complaints nonstop asking that the videos be taken down. The videos are then removed and it is up to the creator to try and get them back online, which rarely ever works unless your vides are making the conglomerate a lot of money. "YouTube"/Meghan Markle/Prince Harry (Harry Accuses Tabloid of Running 'Gratuitous' Photos of Meghan and Kids)

This permanent A list actor is nearing 80 and is still trying to make a baby with his current girlfriend. Just give her some money and call it a day. It isn't as if you are going to have a long lasting relationship with the baby, if any at all. It is just a money grab. Stop spending the tens of thousands on IVF and what not, and just write a check. Robert DeNiro/Tiffany Chen (Robert De Niro, 78, keeps it casual as he enjoys a meal out with love interest Tiffany Chen at the Ritz hotel in Madrid)

This one named permanent A list singer was paid millions of dollars to perform for the son of a dictator who killed thousands of people. The son had killed hundreds. Do you really think the singer or her permanent A list husband care about a boycott of the venue hosting their party Sunday? Do you think people will not attend who are invited? People in Hollywood talk, they don't follow through with any actual action, unless there is some benefit to them. Beyoncé/Jay-Z/"Chateau Marmont"/Oscars Afterparty (Jay-Z and Beyonce Will Have to Cross a Picket Line for Their Oscars Afterparty) (Beyoncé donated Gaddafi money to Haiti)

Someone should ask this one named A- list always poor rapper why he is trying to hook up with a 14 year old. Grooming her just like he did the reality star. Tyga/Kylie Jenner

Murder In New England - Part Ten
As a reminder, the tipster's first language is not English. The Jury decides. It is now time for the defense to state their case. The television cameras were turned off so the general public never heard it. Now it was time for the jury to decide. The first vote was two for conviction, two for acquittal, and eight undecided. One jury member was paid to convict her. He was selected for the jury duty because he was out of the country when the murder happened. Hence, he had to be the one to be bribed. He could have reported the bribe attempt to the lawful authorities. That would be the right thing to do. Instead he accepted the modern equivalent of 30 pieces of silver and convicted an innocent woman. It is not known the exact amount. Some say it is $200 while others say it is $20,000. Another jury member would record her notes at the end of the day while lying in a bathtub. She expected to be paid big bucks for her notes. The newspaper who paid the jury member is based in the hub city. They were owned by the newspaper of record. It is presumed that the newspaper of record approved of the decision to buy a court verdict. This is not the most serious crime they have committed. In the 1930s they covered up a horrendous crime against humanity in an area that is in the news lately. They did this to win favor with the most evil humans that ever lived. If the reports were truthful, millions of lives would have been saved. With this in your background, buying court verdicts to put an innocent into prison for the rest of your life is so minor. Some organizations need to be shut down. Pamela Smart

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This problematic studio head most of you know if you have been reading the site long enough, thought he could win a battle with this A list mostly movie actor. He thought so until somehow the actor produced a bunch of recordings from over the years which highlight the bad things the executive did with underage girls as he was moving up the ranks. Toby Emmerich/Johnny Depp (Behind Warner Bros.’ Decision to Sever Ties With Johnny Depp) (Ray Fisher Takes a Shot at Warner Bros. Boss Following The Batman's Release)

It is almost as if Gen Z actors and actress and singers and TikTok stars wanted to brand themselves in their own type of Illuminati way. They now that others will want to have the same mark. Will there be a process or anyone who agrees with them can simply do it?
Olivia Rodrigo/Charli D'Amelio/Avani Gregg/Iris Apatow

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **10**
This B+ list mostly television actress has starred in a massively popular hit show which is no longer on the air, and a show that looked like it would be great, but crashed and burned. She is also smoking meth daily. Lucy Hale/"Pretty Little Liars"/"Katy Keene" (Lucy Hale Was 'Mortified' When the Pretty Little Liars Crew Had to Hide Her Acne)

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **11**
This barely legal athlete who had an A+ list 2021, but has crashed and burned since, is sleeping with the CEO of her biggest sponsor.

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **12**
Apparently this "adopted son" is being hidden by the brother-in-law of this A+ lister to keep him away from investigators and private detectives. Matt Gaetz (Matt Gaetz and the until-now unknown adopted son from Cuba)

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **13**
This A list mostly movie actress who has sold her soul to win Oscar this weekend, raged at her people this morning after reading she was now second favorite to win. She will not be quiet loser and thinks she is getting screwed over.
Jessica Chastain (good thing she won)

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **14**
Was the one named permanent A list singer the most demanding guest this restaurant has ever seen? No. That honor is shared among several others. However, it was top ten and the food thrown out was worth well over $1000.

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **15**
As part of its press/premiere last week, one of the cast members said that this foreign born actress who got her big break in a franchise that is half movie/half documentary spent the entirety of the shoot sleeping with a late night actor who was in the movie and that as far as the cast member knew, the two still hook up all the time. Hmmm. Maria Bakalova/"Borat Subsequent Moviefilm"/"Bodies Bodies Bodies"/Pete Davidson (Pete Davidson and Amandla Stenberg in ‘Bodies Bodies Bodies’: Film Review | SXSW 2022)

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **16**
In Her Own Words: Except for removing the name of the A- list actor, I left in the words of the tipster. About ------ I called him a demon and a pedo on his official Facebook page when I found out about this. I used to be part of the echelon. ---- blocked me which is fine, but he actually had someone find out where I lived and went to school, and had the police come to my door for a welfare check and my educational advisor called me and told me someone from Alice In Wonderland had contacted them about me. He found out what college I was in, which was not on my profile, and took it a step further and found out who my educational advisor was. And yes, I was suicidal which is something I struggle with due to a very traumatic life and sexual trauma, so finding out my hero was my worst nightmare sent me over the edge. Still, the lengths he went to to find me scared the shit put me. If you post this , keep it anonymous please. Seriously scared of him. Also, if you can find it, there was something out there that he was trying to buy the tumblr accounts or buy tumblr itself to get ahold of and erase those stories about him. It was on a blind auction website of some kind . Thank you for what you are doing with your page. The Echelon is the fanbase- ------ little "cult" of uber fans who protect him and his sibling and will attack relentlessly if someone goes after their idol online. One woman stalked me for 2 years! It freaked me out! And the echelon bullying me when I spoke out my opinion about believing he’s a predator got me targeted and stalked and hated on . It was crazy. Jared Leto/Shannon Leto (Did Jared Leto Really Start a Cult With Thirty Seconds to Mars?)

Not So Blind Items….
Look, I’ve made some big mistakes in my dating life. But in the time of the Internet, it seems some people don’t know, or do not choose to believes the legal documents that keep on getting posted about a certain person. There are literally more than I have the desire to read. It’s disgusting. Am I the only one who checks available information online? Isn’t this the bare minimum? Some people should not be allowed to procreate. In this case it is both of them. And if children are involved, I’d do a full on criminal background check. Let’s call this not so blind item one. Luis 'Louie' Ruelas/Teresa Giudice/"Real Housewives of New Jersey" (RHONJ: Teresa’s Fiancé Luis Ruelas Files for Bankruptcy Amid $113K Lawsuit) There are horrific reviews of pretty much all the plastic surgeons on Bravo all over the place. But, this guy, who is not longer on Bravo is aggressively confronting his crappy reviews, that include multiple before and after photos may just take the cake and that is saying something. We’ve heard about this before but the Internet is suddenly full of. I’m not sure how much longer this couple can maintain their lavish lifestyle. He’s even sued patients for defamation in the past. This has been going on for years. While most reputable physicians do not go on their platforms to discredit former clients, this one does it all the time. Not so blind item two. I’m running out of steam to catch up on all the many lawsuits. And I don’t want to be involved with any of them.

You remember that children's book that was released last year to a lot of fanfare, but not such great sales? In the weeks that followed the release, the number of sales really rose exponentially. The reason? It is now estimated that the author of said book, who all of you know, bought about 70% of the total number of books sold. Meghan Markle/"The Bench"

I wouldn't give the marijuana feline too hard of a time. Just blame it on the cocaine that she got for free and wanted to go party with immediately.
Doja Cat (blowing off fans in Paraguay) (Doja Cat Quits Music After Twitter War with Pissed Fans in South America)

I told you months ago that the former A- list mostly television actress/substance abuser/former yachter/former molesting victim, was still seeing her abusive boyfriend but was just trying to stay out of the public eye so no one would know. That cat kind of got out of the bag didn't it? The good news is the boyfriend's brother hasn't been in the bed in a bit. Boundaries. Hayden Panettiere/Brian Hickerson/Zach Hickerson (Hayden Panettiere and her convicted felon boyfriend get into wild bar brawl after he 'SPAT on patrons' during an argument at celebrity hotspot Sunset Marquis in LA)

If you think the one named north of the border singer who seems to be a publicity seeker now more than a singer, cares one bit she broke multiple cyber laws, she doesn't. Grimes (Grimes Admits to Hacking Indie Blog Hipster Runoff)

Maybe the one named A- list DJ changed his hair color so people wouldn't stop to ask him about his latest grooming victim that he started talking to when she was 1 and the day she was legal, move her into his home and convinced her not to say anything until now.

After yesterday's defeats, the attorneys for this A list mostly movie actor who has starred in multiple franchises are telling him he should settle. The actor wants to find new attorneys, but he should listen to them. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard (Johnny Depp Suffers Big Loss In $100M Defamation Battle With Amber Heard As Trial Looms)

Despite an order taking effect today, which would allow people who are vaccinated to be unmasked here in LA County, the organizers of the big award show on Sunday and the biggest after parties are requiring workers to wear masks, but not the celebrities or other invitees. I wonder what would happen if those workers, in this very very tight labor market suddenly decided to not show up for work on Sunday. It would be delicious. "2022 Academy Awards" (Oscar Attendees Will Not Wear Face Masks During Telecast (EXCLUSIVE))

Some of the producers behind the movie that had a murder, are now being called out again. Yes, it is for safety, but it is for the safety of all of the underage cast who have raised various complaints about the pressure being put on them, and not just about working hours, and lying on forms, but also the constant sexual harassment and threats to be replaced if they don't welcome that harassment. "Rust"/"Oak" (Directors Guild orders members off ‘Rust’ producer’s new movie)

They don't do sisterly yachting threesomes any longer, but the sibling of this Disney actress does fine on her own. She is in high demand. Dani and Bella Thorne (Bella Thorne shows off sensational figure in TWO skimpy bikinis during Cabo getaway with sister Dani Thorne)

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I have never had a problem calling the actress/muse/drug addict a yachter, but now the more mainstream tabloids are following suit, using their own code words. Julia Fox (Julia Fox's Pretty Woman moment! Kanye West's ex struts around Hollywood in thigh-high PVC boots and racy outfit reminiscent of Julia Roberts' iconic costume)

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Reader Blind: This former MTV actor recently canceled all appearances claiming he tested positive for COVID. The truth is he didn't want to do any more press for his movie. He flew from NY to LA to hang out with his dancer girlfriend who loves to use him for attention. Dylan O'Brien/"Teen Wolf"/"The Outfit"/Sheela Awe/"TikTok" (Dylan O'Brien Tests Positive for COVID, Says He's 'All Good' with 'Mild Symptoms') (Dylan O'Brien Popped Up In A Random TikTok, And Pardon My Drool)

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She will never admit it, but this A- list actress/writer/producer who starred on one of the biggest shows of all time, had a bunch of work done to her body, including multiple sessions of liposuction. Mindy Kaling (Mindy Kaling is praised for her 'hotness' in a little black dress)

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This very popular streamer is set to have a second level to their service. There will be the overpriced level they have now, and later this year or early next year, they will also have an adult level, which will include unlimited X rated films from the past and present.

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Four For Friday - Cast Love: This involves actors and actress who slept with more than one person on a television show. The catch, is they did not star on the show themselves.
#1 - This foreign born actress peaked at A- list when she was a movie actress. Now she bounces from one television show to the next. Back in the day, she slept with at least two of the main cast in this iconic network show.
#2 - This actor is A list. He may have been A+ list. He is an Oscar winner/nominee and is just as great of a singer as he is an actor. Back when he was first starting out in television, he slept with multiple actresses on this nighttime soap.
#3 - This actor is A list and has been for quite some time He starred in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time and now, does a lot of television. He slept with multiple women from this iconic pay cable show.
#4 - This three named actress is A- list. She has been higher. She has been on some very hit television shows and used to have a fetish for sleeping with guys from Real World.

The Edit: There is a show ("Below Deck Sailing Yacht") currently airing on a cable channel ("Bravo") that normally shows a lot of married women. It is not quite halfway through the season. The final pickups have just been filmed in Los Angeles and the cast members have been sent on their merry way back to the corners of the planet where they reside. What is quite obvious from the pickups is that the producers plan to lie to the general public. There is a cast member who does not make it through the season. The producers will make it very clear either through a statement or through an edit, that she quit due to mental health reasons. Not true. What is true is that the star (
Daisy Kelliher) of the spinoff told the racially mixed cast member (Gabriela Barragan) that her hair reminded the star of a "porcupine." There were other racist remarks directed to the cast member who left, but you will never see any of them because it would damage the star, the show and the brand. What is one person when you have all that? The producers have no plan to fire their star and have already decided to give the racist a raise. Now, there is a twist to all of this. There is a cast member who also cooks (Marcos Spaziani). He says the reason that the cast member was told she should leave was not out of any concern for the fact that she was on the receiving end of racial slurs or her mental health, but because the executive producer of this spinoff was very jealous of the cast member because the cook wanted to sleep with the cast member. Why was the executive producer jealous? The executive producer sleeps with the cook/cast member and has made it very clear that she will push out anyone who she thinks is a threat to that relationship. The cable channel really should focus on cleaning up this toxic dumpster fire of a show. If I were the attorney (I am not) for the cast member who is no longer on the show, I would advise her to sue and bring all of this to light. "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"/"Bravo"/Daisy Kelliher/Gabriela Barragan/Marcos Spaziani

This rapper who uses a The as his first name has always been problematic. He sexually assaults women, regardless of whether they are legal or not, and now we are learning that the rapper was also trafficking underage girls. Nothing has been done to him criminally. He has lost at least one civil lawsuit regarding sexual assault, but the trafficking of minors is new. The Game (The Game Reignites Beef With 50 Cent: 'Your Rap Career Died Wit Them Loli Pop Strap Tank Tops')

This Euphoria actor tries so hard to find beards and play the game, but hooked up with someone on Grindr Thursday night, who has never been shy about announcing his famous hookups. Jacob Elordi (Outfits That Prove Jacob Elordi Is A Boyfriend Material)

This Los Angeles based real estate reality star can say whatever they want, but everyone knows they are always looking to hook up, whether they are in a relationship or not. Josh Flagg/"Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles" (Josh Flagg Confirms New Relationship 2 Weeks After Announcing Divorce: 'I Was Not Looking')

This former A/A- list mostly television actress who has starred on multiple hit shows and is now known for her progressive Twitter takes, is a huge financial backer of an initiative to not have a new low income housing project near her neighborhood. Alyssa Milano

This former A- list mostly television actress (Katie Cassidy) who starred on a hit show ("The Flash") and its spinoff ("Arrow") and is an offspring (David Cassidy), is continuing her 180 when it comes to interactions with the public. Yesterday morning, she got Starbucks and gave the cashier $500 and told her to make it last as long as possible for customers after the actress. Katie Cassidy/"The Flash"/"Arrow"/David Cassidy (Liam Payne & Girlfriend Maya Henry Coordinate Outfits for Taste The Future Luncheon)

This one named actress was in town last night and was making out with someone who is most definitely not her "boyfriend." It was get a room time. Zendaya/"Saint Laurent’s First Oscar Party"/Tom Holland (Zendaya in black see-through dress looks bewitching in pre-Oscars video, her stylist asks 'ready for tomorrow?': Watch)

This A list director was at a party last night and you could tell she has heard from enough people that she isn't going to win tomorrow night. She blew it. Jane Campion/"Power of the Dog"/"Tequila Don Julio At 15th Annual Women In Film Oscar Nominees Party" (Jane Campion attends Tequila Don Julio At 15th Annual Women In Film Oscar Nominees Party)

With all the damage done to her by parents, it is interesting that the permanent A list "singer" met with the foreign designer considering how much damage she did to her offspring. Britney Spears/Donatella Versace (Britney Spears cuts fashionable figure in multiple crop tops as she and fiancé Sam Asghari get a visit from famed designer Donatella Versace)

This former A- list teen singer needs to do shows to make money for his drug habit. His problem is that his drug habit is so bad that he often has to cancel the shows. Aaron Carter (Aaron Carter Covers Up Face Tattoo Of His Ex Fiancée, Replaces With Massive Butterfly Covering Quarter Of His Face)

Speaking of strung out, this former A- list actress who had a movie and television franchise is getting a lot of grief because of the work she keeps getting done to her face. No one asks how her former co-star in one of the franchises got his drug bloat.

The inspiration for this iconic pay cable show turned movie turned pay cable show is in talks to be a Housewife. Candace Bushnell/"Sex and the City"/"And Just Like That..."/"Real Housewives of New York"

Mr. X - Old Hollywood: When asking about his immediate family in interviews, this permanent A list actor/writer/director/producer/auteur (Orson Welles) would mention that he had an older brother (Richard Ives Welles) but didn’t give any details about his whereabouts. It was too painful a topic to discuss. His older brother was institutionalized as a child because he had "learning difficulties" (which is a long ago term for someone on the autism spectrum) and was prone to violent outbursts. The auteur always put some money aside in a bank account for his brother. During around the time our actor/director made the film he is best known for today his older brother had a lobotomy. When told of this news, the auteur went on a booze bender to end all benders out of guilt. He always had a paranoia about ending up like his older brother. His older brother died in a nursing home about ten years before his younger brother did. A few years before his death, the auteur had himself tested for autism. He didn’t have it, but he did have a slight form of ADHD, which didn’t surprise him. Orson Welles/Richard Ives Welles

The widow of this recently deceased musician does not have kind things to say about his boss. Alison Hawkins/Taylor Hawkins/Dave Grohl/"Foo Fighters" (Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins had 10 different substances in body, early report finds)

The child murderer hit a red carpet for a premiere this past week. You would think the executives from the cable channel would freak out, but they all wanted photos with her. Casey Anthony

Even though the song played during the credits, it looks like the one named singer is finally going to get an Oscar statue which is why the three named jack of all trades will be staying home tonight. Beyoncé ("Be Alive" from "King Richard")/Lin-Manuel Miranda ("We Don’t Talk About Bruno" from "Encanto")

OSCARS: This A- list actress who starred in at least one franchise knew she wasn't going to win, which affected what she decided to wear and not wear. If she did win, her stylist with her heels was long gone two minutes after the red carpet. Kristen Stewart (Kristen Stewart Stuns in Chanel Short Shorts Alongside Fiancée Dylan Meyer at 2022 Oscars)

OSCARS: Speaking of outfits, until about three weeks prior to the show, this foreign born A- list actress (Lily James/"Versace") was supposed to wear the dress that this front row actress/nominee (Jessica Chastain/"Gucci") ended up wearing. Our foreign born actress got the better end of the deal and ended up on best dressed lists while the other actress' look was criticized. Lily James ("Versace")/Jessica Chastain ("Gucci")

OSCARS: This sometime superhero quietly stage whispered drinking songs most of the night as he got completely hammered. Judging by those who got up and close to him, showering had not been a thing with him for several days. Jason Momoa/"Aquaman" (Newly-single Jason Momoa puts on a cosy display with Kate Beckinsale as chivalrous star gives actress his jacket at Vanity Fair Oscars party)

OSCARS: As great as one of this trio was doing red carpet duties (more on them later), one of them didn't bother to watch any of the movies, or even know what they were about, or the plot and made for some very cringe worthy moments. Incidentally, they thought they did great. No. The producers were horrified they hadn't studied any of the package about the nominees.

OSCARS: This permanent A list mostly movie actor/jobbed nominee did not lecture the assaulter after the assault, but did have words. However, he did have perhaps the line of the night while on the red carpet. He spotted the alliterate reality star and her thirsty boyfriend and their antics and said this was the Oscars and not the MTV Video Music Awards.
Denzel Washington/Kourtney Kardashian/Travis Barker

OSCARS: This B+ list actress starred on a very iconic hit cable show and has been on a middling hit too. She didn't like anything the stylists brought her, so wore something she picked out and bought herself. She cried when she saw all the negative things about her outfit. Diane Guerrero/"Orange Is the New Black" (And the Oscar for WORST dressed goes to... Billie Eilish suffers fashion fail in an ENORMOUS black gown, while Kristen Stewart goes for shock factor in TINY hot pants as stars bare it all on the red carpet)

OSCARS: At a viewing party, this A- list actor who likes open bars and going commando had a date. That didn't stop him from going after this streaming real estate star very aggressively. She didn't seem to mind until our actor went from buzzed to drunk. Jon Hamm/Chrishell Stause/"Mercedes-Benz Academy Awards Viewing Party" (Jon Hamm and Girlfriend Anna Osceola Make Red Carpet Debut at Oscars Viewing Party) (Chrishell Stause attends the Mercedes-Benz Academy Awards Viewing Party)

OSCARS: At the same party as #7, this model/actor was rolling on mushrooms and pot and apparently made it a point to begin every conversation with that statement. Also, when did he dump the girlfriend he had been seeing? Jason Lewis/Liz Godwin/"Mercedes-Benz Academy Awards Viewing Party" (Jason Lewis attends the Mercedes-Benz Academy Awards Viewing Party)

OSCARS: Everyone could get behind the Best Picture nominee. What more than one screenwriter ranted about last night (with the expected winner of one category being the loudest), is that to win an adapted screenplay award, one should have to do more than use Google translate. "CODA" ('CODA' brings home the Oscar for best picture, a historic win for the Deaf community)

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OSCARS: Speaking of the movie mentioned in #9, there is a foreign born actress who should have been nominated, but wasn't. She used a trick at multiple parties last night that everyone loved because she is such a nice person. A genuinely nice person. Our actress is old enough to drink in her country, but not here. No one would have cared if she hit any of the bars for a drink, but she didn't want to take any chances, so a running story line at one of the parties were the different lines she would give to various people, to have them bring her a drink. Emilia Jones/"CODA" (Oscars 2022: Aled Jones' actress daughter Emilia, 20, puts on an elegant display in a gold cut out dress as she hits the red carpet)

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OSCARS: Speaking of very kind actresses, this A- list actress is an offspring and is set to eclipse everyone in her family very soon. Outside of one party, our actress must have stood around and taken photos with fans for a solid twenty minutes while the people with her went inside. Maude Apatow (Judd Apatow/Leslie Mann/Iris Apatow) (Maude Apatow attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

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OSCARS: This alliterate actor peaked at A- list when he starred in an almost network hit show. He is on television now, but on a show that is not nearly as popular. He is closeted, and last night was flirting with a waiter very hard at one of the biggest parties. They exchanged phone numbers and a quick kiss. Chace Crawford/"Gossip Girl"/"The Boys" (Chace Crawford attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

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OSCARS: Speaking of the more popular show in #12, this actress who starred on it for a little while has been back in town for the past month or so. I know of a couple of people who asked about a certain dead singer and she wouldn't say anything. It was kind of disappointing. She was way more focused on the producer old enough to be her grandfather, that she has been sleeping with since coming back to town. "Gossip Girl"/Taylor Momsen/Chris Cornell

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OSCARS: Other than hitting on as many women as possible in the shortest amount of time, this foreign born alliterate actor seemed most interested in the amount of coke one human could do in a night. Sebastian Stan (Sebastian Stan attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

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OSCARS: At the magazine after party, this back in the day A- list actress who was a mainstay in romantic comedies was reminiscing about the permanent A list actor mentioned in an earlier blind. She said that if you wanted to get those roles, then you would sleep with the married actor whenever he asked. Even if it wasn't a movie he was going to be involved in, he would make a few calls and get you in the movie or kicked off the movie. She related the story in a resigned voice, as if it was just part of the game rather than being overly disgusted by it. Kate Hudson/Denzel Washington (Kate Hudson exhibits her cinched waist in a black corseted gown as she puckers up to fiancé Danny Fujikawa the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar party)

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OSCARS: It might have seemed like a good idea to someone at some point, but it turned out to be a very massive flop for the A- list actress from an acting family and the skit/song she decided to do with this Grammy winner at a big party. She really does have next level thirst. Can someone please give her a home improvement show and put us out of our collective misery. Zooey Deschanel/"2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party" (Zooey Deschanel attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

364. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **17**
OSCARS: At one big early in the evening party, a spy said that this married B+ list actor who comes from an entertainment family and has zero chance of ever being the highest on the list in said family, was doing coke and making out with an actress who was not his wife. Fascinating. But wait, there is more. Later that evening, he went to a different party with his wife in different clothes that didn't smell of perfume and sweat. Evan Ross (Diana Ross & Tracee Ellis Ross)/Ashlee Simpson/"Elton John AIDS Foundation's 30th Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party"/"2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party" (Evan Ross and Michaela Jaé Rodriguez attend the Elton John AIDS Foundation's 30th Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party) (Evan Ross and Ashlee Simpson attend the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

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OSCARS: The actress/drug addict/muse reminds me of when Lady Gaga had to start wearing dresses of meat just to keep ramping up the buzz. One day she realized she had to stop shark jumping and be herself. The actress/drug addict/muse has no real talent, so will never learn that lesson. As one spy last night put it at a party they both attended, "She is f**king annoying. Julia Fox (Julia Fox attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

366. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **19**
OSCARS: She hardly ever comes out to Los Angeles any longer. She is pretty much set in stone in NYC. She has never had a lot of friends. The massive NDA she signed makes it difficult to get to know her all that well. From what I understand she spent all day Saturday steadily drinking and alternating between Bloody Mary's and White Claw. She was a mess yesterday and the makeup artist she hired for yesterday bailed when the actress overslept. So, a last minute replacement was found who said the room would have exploded if someone lit a match because the alcohol fumes were that intense. Last night she showed up to parties and put on a smile, but no one who saw her said she looked happy to be there. Katie Holmes (Katie Holmes attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

367. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **20**
OSCARS: This winner last night did not hide her joy at winning. She worked those voters and those FYC events like she was getting paid. Did she talk smack about one of her fellow nominees. It depends on who you ask. One person said yes and that it was particularly nasty and another said they came in late to the conversation our winner was having with someone about it and that it was more bragging than nasty. Jessica Chastain/Kristen Stewart (Jessica Chastain, winner of the Actress in a Leading Role award for ‘The Eyes of Tammy Faye,’ attends the "Governors Ball")

368. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **21**
OSCARS: One actress is set to receive a huge boost to her career. No one knew she could do hosting/interviews/speaking on the fly. She is going to get some new career opportunities that will be very high profile. Everyone was talking about her. Vanessa Hudgens (Nicole Kidman and Vanessa Hudgens Adorably Fangirled Over Each Other on the Oscars Red Carpet)

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OSCARS: At the opposite end of the spectrum to the actress in #21 is this other actress, who was given the same type of opportunity, but played it all wrong and did not do a great job or even a good job. Every interview was awkward and she will not be invited back. Laverne Cox (The Very Best Red Carpet Arrivals at the 2022 Oscars: Serena Williams, Jennifer Garner, & More)

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OSCARS: This B list celebrity has a very famous last name. Somehow she was invited last night to the show. After the show, she discovered her husband has slept with a TikTok star who was also in attendance. Nicky Hilton Rothschild/James Rothschild/Addison Rae/"Vanity Fair Oscar" party (Nicky Hilton Rothschild attends the 94th Annual Academy Awards) (Pregnant Nicky Hilton plants a KISS on her husband James Rothschild as they hit the Vanity Fair Oscar party with her mom Kathy Hilton in tow) (Addison Rae cuts a glamorous figure in black gown with sheer bodice next to grungy boyfriend Omer Fedi as the couple rub elbows with A-listers at Vanity Fair afterparty)

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OSCARS: Speaking of TikTok stars, there was one who was everywhere last night, despite the fact they once drugged and then date raped someone during college. Reece Feldman (The Academy is partnering with TikTok stars to help create buzz around the Oscars)

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OSCARS: Late last week I got a tip that this A list model/B+ list actress who everyone under the age of 25 knows, was busted after a premiere, smoking meth outside in an alley. Considering the number of tips that come in about the cast of a show she is on, I wanted something a little more solid. Her driver last night said the model/actress was with her date and as soon as they sat down, all he could smell was burned plastic. As a former addict, he knows that smell all to well. Now, could it have been the date? Sure, but the date wasn't at the premiere the other night. Hunter Schafer/"Euphoria"/Dominic Fike (Hunter Schafer and Dominic Fike Make Their Red Carpet Couple Debut)

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OSCARS: This A list showrunner/director/creator/producer was in his element last night as he held court at various events. It is always interesting to watch those who are extra ingratiating. It means they either need a job or he supplied them with one of the underage boys from his charity. Tyler Perry (Will Smith Comforted By Denzel Washington, Bradley Cooper, Tyler Perry After Oscars Slap: 'Thanks D')

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OSCARS: The meme actor was his usual jerk self last night and barely paid attention to anyone who couldn't do him a favor. He just was scrolling nonstop through a dating app. Timothée Chalamet (Bare-chested Timothée Chalamet wows Oscars in Louis Vuitton womenswear)

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OSCARS: In the runup to the event this weekend, all you heard coming from the camp of this A list actor, who, depending on the week and release generally holds a record, is how much he is devoted to his significant other. I guess that is true if you say that he never left his significant other for any of his dozens up dozens of hookups over the years. Samuel L. Jackson/LaTanya Richardson Jackson/Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards honorary Oscar for lifetime achievement (Samuel L. Jackson on His Addiction Battle and How His Family's Love Changed His Life) (Samuel L. Jackson accepts honorary Oscar in emotional ceremony)

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OSCARS: This permanent A list country singer who has also acted and had an affair or two during her first marriage, was passing out big tips to anyone who helped her last night. The more she made use of the bar, the more generous she became. Reba McEntire (Reba McEntire Performs ‘Somehow You Do’ at the Oscars…With Travis Barker on Drums)

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OSCARS: Because of some of the horrible people this actress/producer has dated over the years, people think the worst of her or that she is not talented. She is a great actress/producer and won multiple Emmy Awards. She is also sleeping with the permanent A list rapper, which must have made things awkward last night. "Jay-Z Oscars After-Party" (Celebs Cross Picket Lines at Jay-Z’s Chateau Marmont Oscars Party)

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OSCARS: Speaking of the party in #30, one of the attendees left about 430am so she could get a few hours before taking one of her kids to school. She said there was a strange vibe to the party because so many people had slept with the man hosting it and his wife usually bars those people from parties she attends. The host seemed oblivious and was just doing what he wanted last night. Apparently everyone was shocked that our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer was there. Rita Ora/"Jay-Z Oscars After-Party"/Rihanna (Jay-Z Oscars After-Party Draws Celebs and Protesters)

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OSCARS: The A+ list mostly movie actor had been drinking last night. There was some buzz just after midnight and again very early in the morning that he might go to "rehab." I put it in quotes because it is the celebrity cult's version of rehab. Will Smith/Scientology

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OSCARS: Apparently last night was the first time this A/A- list mostly movie actress who was part of one of the biggest franchises of all time and is an Oscar winner/nominee heard the story about the A- list comedian who likes to to go brothels in Mexico looking for underage girls who resemble a character the actress played as a young girl and then rapes them. The comedian brags about his quest all the time. Natalie Portman/"Star Wars"/Bobby Lee/"Mathilda - Léon: The Professional" (Natalie Portman attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party) (Bobby Lee admits to raping a child prostitute in Tijuana)

381. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **34**
OSCARS: This foreign born three named actress is probably B list. She did have her very own television show not that long ago, but has never made it big. She assumes that is why she was invited to a party last night where a B list celebrity was a co-host and it was nothing but a casting couch hell hole set up by some smarmy producers.

382. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **35**
OSCARS: At the magazine party, this foreign born A- list comic actress treated all the help like crap. She is really turning into a not nice person. Rebel Wilson/"2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party" (Rebel Wilson attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

383. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **36**
OSCARS: Speaking of the magazine party, the powers that be were fawning over the assaulter and his family and telling him how much they loved him and his family and one even said they totally understood the violence. The family then sat for a photo and it was really tone deaf by the magazine. "2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party"/Will Smith/Slapping (sucker-slapped) Chris Rock (Will Smith attends Vanity Fair Oscars party with family after Chris Rock slap, dances to 'Gettin' Jiggy Wit It')

384. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **37**
OSCARS: This extremely wealthy B list comic/actor was doing his best to hook up with a member of these singing sisters. He would not stop talking about how much money he has. Nick Kroll/Alana Haim (Nick Kroll’s father Jules Kroll) (Nick Kroll attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party) (Este Haim, Alana Haim and Danielle Haim attend the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

385. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **38**
OSCARS: It will be a tough get, but the early front runner for host next year is this Oscar winner who stars on a hot television show and was a part of the show last night. Kevin Costner/"Yellowstone" (See the Incredible Behind-the-Scenes Photo of Kevin Costner and Nicole Kidman at the 2022 Oscars)

386. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 *39***
OSCARS: This A- list mostly movie actress was in this spot much earlier in the blinds today. I will say she is a very happy drunk and loves everyone when she is drunk. Kristen Stewart

387. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **40**
OSCARS: Apparently these two co-stars who are both foreign born and who you all know and had that recent hit streaming show together, are still hooking up when the time is right. The actress had just shown off her boyfriend but was sticking her tongue in the ear of her co-star at a party after the show. Sebastian Stan/Lily James/"Pam & Tommy"/Michael Shuman (Lily James Channeled Her Inner Cinderella for a Full Disney Princess Moment at the Oscars) (Sebastian Stan attends the 2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party) (Oscars 2022: Lily James and boyfriend Michael Shuman make red carpet debut and they’re just adorable)

388. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **41**
OSCARS: Much to the chagrin of the boyfriend, this permanent A list "singer" was invited to the magazine party, but chose not to attend. Apparently the boyfriend tried his best to come without her, but the powers that be said no. Britney Spears/Sam Asghari/"2022 Vanity Fair Oscar Party"

It is amazing the wife of this alliterate actor took him back after his sexual assaults against other women, but when she busted him cheating last month, the marriage was done. Anthony Anderson (Anthony Anderson Responds to His Estranged Wife's Second Divorce Petition)

I can't decide if I want this one named A- list singer to be described as sounding like playing Powerball, or described as sounding like a misspelled coffee drink. I will probably go with the latter. Someone needs to tell her that her rapping boyfriend who is in a fake marriage to stay in the country, only buys her knockoff gifts. Big Latto/21 Savage (Latto Discusses Her Chemistry With 21 Savage)

I know a reporter won't ever ask the A+/A list assaulter/shadow Scientologist why he is on record making fun of other people for alopecia, but maybe when his actress wife sits everyone down around the red table for a good fake cry while she texts her latest boy toy, it can be mentioned. Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith (In 1991 Will Smith Was Caught Making Fun of a Bald Celebrity)

I'm sure he is probably just a friend or a maintenance guy or a manny or some other type of innocent explanation for the overnight visitor to the home of the wife of this A list actor who is out of town for work.

The original A+ list TikTok star who has probably broken out more than anyone hangs out in public with her boyfriend. While he is off with other men, our star hangs out with a Netflix executive who pays her six figures per month. Addison Rae/Omer Fedi (Addison Rae cuts a glamorous figure in black gown with sheer bodice next to grungy boyfriend Omer Fedi as the couple rub elbows with A-listers at Vanity Fair afterparty)

The celebrity offspring model of a permanent A list model was tired of her fake relationship and the actor calling the paps all the time. Our offspring is not thirsty. The new guy she is dating is though, and even though this relationship involves actual sex, she is not thrilled about the constant pap calls. Kaia Gerber/Cindy Crawford/Jacob Elordi/Austin Butler (Kaia Gerber Makes Red Carpet Debut With Austin Butler 4 Months After Jacob Elordi Split)

Old Hollywood: It wasn't a slap, but this now deceased A list actor/rapist who has an A list celebrity offspring, once overheard a woman in a restaurant talking about the lack of acting ability the actor had. The actor walked up behind the woman and dumped an entire bottle of maple syrup over her head and then walked out. Kirk Douglas/Michael Douglas

In a recent interview, Congressman Madison Cawthorn said this: "The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington, I mean, being kind of a young guy in Washington, average age is probably 60 or 70. I look at a lot of these people, a lot of them that I've looked up to through my life—I've always paid attention to politics—then all of a sudden you get invited to, 'Oh hey we're going to have a sexual get together at one of our homes, you should come. 'What did you just ask me to come to?' And then you realize they're asking you to come to an orgy." Any guesses?
(Rep. Cawthorn's sordid tales of life in Congress frustrate GOP leadership)

As the foreign born A- list singer gets further away in time from her relationship with the foreign born A list singer, she is opening up about abuse she endured from him. Camila Cabello/Shawn Mendes (Ed Sheeran helping ‘heal’ Camila Cabello after Shawn Mendes breakup)

398. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **10**
I think everyone kind of expects Amber Heard to have lots of sex tapes in the wild. What one does not expect is an actress who is also a superhero, but from a different universe, also has one that is about 30 seconds and is definitely her and she is a very vocal individual.

399. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **11**
The very fast rapper picked up a woman in a country in South America a couple of weeks ago and then brought her with him for the rest of the tour there and then flew her to the US. This does not seem like monogamous behavior and what does the permanent A list singer think about this. Does she know? If I do, she must. A$AP Rocky/Rihanna (A$AP Rocky Tour)

400. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **12**
This probable Real Housewives of Dubai cast member and probably the only one you know, is being cheated on by her husband. Caroline Stanbury/Sergio José Carrallo Pendás (The Real Housewives Of Dubai - What We Know So Far)

401. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **13**
This A- list actor who no one wants to work with twice, now has 24/7 security because a family blames him for their missing/presumed dead daughter.

402. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **14**
The Sage: If you go to her house, the first thing you smell when you walk in the door is the sage. This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee is always burning sage and talking about sage. She always has a lot of interesting stories and some I have shared with you and some will have to wait. The blind earlier today, made me think about one of her favorite stories. Several decades ago she would have people to her home in Los Angeles and there would be people from the entertainment community as well as politicians out raising money here. There were rarely local politicians. They would all gather in her living room after dinner and she would pass out "refreshments" which usually meant mushrooms. If you attended her party, you had to imbibe. It was and is still a rule. So, one time, this straight laced Congressman who ran for President at least once tried some and made a rookie mistake in thinking they were not working, so took some more. The guy was crazy. He says crazy things still today, but he was really crazy. Our actress wanted someone to try and "talk him down." What happened is that this one named permanent A list singer/actress orally serviced him and that seemed to do the trick. The singer/actress got up and said, "Works every time." Shirley MacLaine/Dennis Kucinich (Transcribing the Light: The Memoirs of Shirley MacLaine) (Congressman Dennis Kucinich on Shirley MacLaine and Their Long Friendship)

Blind Item: Guess Who Is Coming To The Reunion? Opps was that too soon for a reveal? LOL. That’s it. That’s the lukewarm tea we have all seen coming from a mile away. Clearly she has a "friend contract" or something similar with Bravo. Because the suits basically do whatever Teresa wants. Can I not find anything else on ANY OTHER CHANNEL IN THE WORLD you guys want to talk about? Also it is three am and I can’t sleep because I have a phone appointment with my doctor today. So of course I am up all night posting about nothing when I should be sharp to ask questions about my test results… UGH. Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia/"Real Housewives of New Jersey"

The child murderer is breaking the law again. She is trying to pass off a P.O. Box as her address on her drivers license by making the box number look like an apartment number. Casey Anthony

The A+/A list mostly movie actor has enlisted several bot armies, including one used by the celebrity cult. It is surreal. They are all focused on making him look like the victim in all of this. Will Smith/Scientology

This foreign born A list rapper just purchased a house in a country with no extradition treaty to the US. Planning an escape in the next two months? Nicki Minaj

The sycophant author/reporter did the bidding of the alliterate one in his reporting on the memorial. He used the full name and titles of the royals present other than Kate. Omid Scobie/Meghan Markle (Meghan Markle's friend Omid Scobie blasts palace 'diversity' as he wades into row about photos of Will and Kate greeting Jamaicans behind a fence – but experts point out cropped images were from football field and Raheem Sterling did SAME thing)

This A list superhero in the universe that doesn't crank out as many movies as the other, spent the last three nights away from his wife and in the arms of this foreign born A- list actress. So, much for trying to work things out. "DC"/Jason Momoa/Lisa Bonet/Kate Beckinsale (Jason Momoa Offers Kate Beckinsale His Jacket at Oscars 2022 Afterparty: Photos)

The story announcement made today about season three of a show that sounds like an educated Rihanna song makes literally zero sense with what happened in season two, but are going to do it anyway to make their star happy. "The Umbrella Academy"/Elliot Page's character to come out as transgender (Elliot Page’s ‘Umbrella Academy’ Character to Come Out as Transgender in Season 3 as Viktor Hargreeves)

The significant other of this permanent A list singer/diva is cheating on her. Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka (Mariah Carey Snuggles Up To Her Twins, 10, & BF Bryan Tanaka During Bonfire Night)

Reading between the lines, this stripper/reality star/porn star/celebrity is really saying that no matter how much she lowers her rates, men have not been responding, so is going to need a bump in child support. Blac Chyna (Rob Kardashian and Tyga clap back at their ex-fiancée Blac Chyna after she claims they pay 'no child support')

Apparently this former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't act much any longer is a hot wife and cuckolds her celebrity husband. Cameron Diaz/Joel Madden

413. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **10**
This foreign born celebrity probably peaked at B+ list. She is the offspring of a permanent A lister all of you know. She got pregnant in rehab and then had an abortion so her boyfriend wouldn't find out. Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne)/"Slipknot’s" Sid Wilson (Kelly Osbourne Checks Into Rehab Again) (Kelly Osbourne admits she’s ‘deeply in love’ with Slipknot’s Sid Wilson)

414. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **11**
These two sisters have long had their feuds. One is much higher on the list and all of you know her. The lesser known one knows her higher on the list sibling has slept with every guy the lesser known sister has ever dated for any length of time or been interested in.

415. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **12**
For several weeks there has been a yacht anchored off the coast of a famed French Caribbean island. This is not unusual. There are well over a hundred that are close in size and shape. This one stands out though because of the new girls that are shuttled back and forth every night between a different French island that shares a border with another European country. What is even more interesting are the owners of the yacht. A couple. A couple who were repeatedly named in that trial that might start anew. I guess they are up to their old tricks. Eva and Glenn Dubin/Ghislaine Maxwell/Guadeloupe - Martinique (Eva Andersson-Dubin, who once dated Epstein, is called to testify for Maxwell’s defense)

416. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **13**
This married very "pious" A- list mostly television actor is someone all of you know and he has starred in some very popular television shows. He also likes to shoot sex dungeon porn scenes with escorts he hires or the purpose.

417. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **14**
A Brief Foray - A Johnny$ Blind: Setting: High School classrooms across America, Fall 1990 - Spring of 1991: Channel One News was a paid advertising program marketed at public schools. In exchange for TVs in every classrooms, schools would air Channel One's 20 minute news program every morning, which also featured heavy advertisements. High school students were very surprised when the daily "news" reported a story about a then A-list rapper and aspiring TV actor who announced he was gay. The report contained a short video of the rapper/actor stating he was gay to an interviewer. Given the culture at the time, this admission was extremely dangerous for the actor/rapper's career. National and local news outlets, both print and broadcast, also ran stories on this admission. Within 48 hours, the rapper/actor reversed course. He stated he had misunderstood the question. The story soon died down, and he grew in popularity. Any evidence of his brief time out of the closet is hard to find. You won't find the news articles on the internet, nor the interview on YouTube. This may be due to his alleged affiliation with the cult which can make things (and people) disappear. Will Smith/Scientology (In 1991 Will Smith Was Caught Making Fun of a Bald Celebrity) (Alexis Arquette calls out Will and Jada Pinkett Smith as ‘gay hypocrites' in detailed Facebook post alleging Will's first wife left him 'after walking in on him and another man')

This SLC Housewife is having an affair. That is the last thing she should be doing now. Jen Shah

The murdering actor is trying to get his team to make him look better by highlighting what this retiring A list mostly movie actor once did on a set. Alec Baldwin/Bruce Willis (For Years, Hollywood Suspected Bruce Willis’ Deteriorating Health. They Exploited Him Anyway)

This church/cult leader somehow still has access to everyone at his church, even though he "resigned". He isn't walking away from that money, he is just going to have someone be the face of the place. Brian Houston/"Hillsong" (‘God Is Not Finished With Me Yet’: Brian Houston Sends Apology Email to Hillsong Church Members)

Speaking of murderers, the child murderer has been really busy lately and her appearance in a reality show is happening and she almost got thrown in jail. The only reason she didn't is because the fight she got into with another woman about the man they are both sleeping with is a police officer, so he made sure neither went to jail. It is always nice when law enforcement dates a child murderer. Casey Anthony/"My Dream Wedding" (VH1 Scrambling To Cut Casey Anthony Out Of Reality Show 'My Dream Wedding')

This A list dual threat actor and thirsty wife are through trying to ignore a fan and the lies the fan spreads throughout the internet. They are going to sue her. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

This former athlete turned reality star turned celebrity, sees their new role on television in front of millions of people as a way to really turn up the grift machine. Caitlyn Jenner (Fox News’ Newest Contributor Caitlyn Jenner Assures Viewers She’s a "Patriot," Not a "Trans Activist")

An offspring of an A++ list celebrity is under a suicide watch.

This A+/A list mostly movie actor/former superhero has passed on multiple projects that would have him co-starring with his actress ex who is now married. They both made that decision because they have a poor success rate of not hooking up when together. So, it is interesting, they decided to go ahead and film together anyway. Chris Evans ("Captain America")/Scarlett Johansson ("Black Widow") (‘Avengers’ Co-Stars Scarlett Johansson & Chris Evans Set To Lead Red-Hot Package ‘Project Artemis’; Apple Makes Massive Deal For Jason Bateman-Directed Pic)

A child of this closeted permanent A list mostly movie actress had to go home early from school yesterday. Our actress is out of town. The person who came to pick up the child is listed as registered domestic partner who is a woman. Sandra Bullock

427. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **10**
I don't know why there is the bad blood between this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress (Lupita Nyong'o) who is an Oscar winner/nominee and our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer (Rita Ora). Maybe it has to do with the actor/singer or maybe a drug deal gone wrong involving the A- list actress ex (Jared Leto). Whatever it was, when our A- lister saw the B+ lister at an event last night, she did a U-turn right back out the door. Lupita Nyong'o/Rita Ora//Jared Leto/"Mami Wata Surf Store Launch Party" (Lupita Nyong'o attends the Mami Wata Surf store launch party) (Rita Ora attends the Mami Wata Surf store launch party)

428. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **11**
This still not old enough to drink reality star (JoJo Siwa) who is famous, but not like a few of the people (Maddie and Kenzie Ziegler) who were on that long running show ("Dance Moms") from the time they were kids, says that this makeup blogger (James Charles) with two names is still a massive jerk and that he was cruel to our reality star at a recent meeting. JoJo Siwa/Maddie and Kenzie Ziegler/"Dance Moms"/James Charles (JoJo Siwa said the 'scariest day' of her life involved getting a makeover from James Charles because she doesn't like 'looking different')

429. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **12**
This A- list mostly television actor (Cole Sprouse) comes from an acting family. I fact, he has shared the screen with at least one member (Dylan Sprouse) of his family. He also treats women like crap and apparently has also decided to make sure the cast and crew of the show ("Riverdale") which brought him back from obscurity will hate him while they are filming the final season of the show. Those writers, who he really threw under the bus with insults, can make his life miserable every single episode. Cole Sprouse/Dylan Sprouse/"Riverdale" (Cole Sprouse Says Riverdale Cast Is Ready for Show to End: 'Wrap It Up with a Bow')

430. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **13**
This former child actress turned tween actress turned host/celebrity is cheating on her significant other. Raven-Symoné/Miranda Maday (Raven-Symoné Shares How She Lost 40 Pounds)

431. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **14**
Reaction Shot: It is nearly the anniversary (25th) of this incident ("Climax") and at some point, I do hope the perpetrator (Gaspar Noé) will come forward publicly and explain why he did it. I know why he did it and several others who set up the cameras and sound know what happened and why. Our director wanted to film what would happen if dozens of people were given drugs at once and how they would react not just individually but as a collective when they realized that other people had been given drugs too. This was not an edible. These were hard drugs and the people had no clue. The director said it was for human reaction, so he could make better movies and understand things about his craft. It wouldn't shock me, just because of the nature of the experiment and how well it was covered with cameras and sound, that a government agency may have foot the bill and why it has been so hush hush all these years. Climax (2018 film)/Gaspar Noé

432. POPBITCH 03/31
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Last updated: July 5, 2022