NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

1. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#1**
Our celebrity CEO is running out of tricks up his sleeve. He had big plans for that new car model. It was supposed to be a lot less expensive when originally promised. Instead, it was only somewhat less expensive, and the quality is terrible. People are finding that out, and there is nothing he can do about it. Elon Musk ("Tesla")

2. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#2**
Those former co-stars from a long running hit network show which was not on ABC are not even disguising the fact they want to be with each other 24/7 despite each having significant others. Mariska Hargitay/Christopher Meloni ("Law And Order: SVU")

3. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#3**
This foreign born A/A- list singer who is way more popular now that she left the group she was in and ultimately destroyed by her leaving has been showing support for the long time underage rapist/child porn maker who is a former A+ list singer. Camila Cabello/R. Kelly

4. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#4**
This back in the day A list frequent duet maker turned prisoner turned singer has always been bi. The thing is, he likes to pretend people don't know it. This past week he ended up with a guy who the day before had been with this permanent A list celebrity all of you know and is currently single and if reports are correct, also HIV+.

5. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#5**
This foreign born former A list model turned B+ list actress all of you know definitely shared a bedroom with her nephew on a recent vacation. Elizabeth Hurley/Miles Hurley

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#6**
Is hooking up dating? I mean this A list singer might not be dating this year, but she has been hooking up with at least two people on a fairly regular basis. But yes, she is not "dating" either one of them. Ariana Grande

7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#7**
One of the problems with this televised NYE show that crashed and burned is that one of the hosts was doing their best to try and sleep with a production assistant and didn't much care about anything other than that. NBC (hosts Carson Daly, Chrissy Teigen, Leslie Jones and Keith Urban)

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#8**
This A- list singer/actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee sexually assaulted a housekeeper at a villa where he is staying out of the country. He blamed it on being wasted. Jared Leto

9. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#9**
Considering they are secretly married, things are going to be a little more dicey in a split between this former A+/A list singer from back in the day turned reality star and her one named producer/significant other. Toni Braxton/Birdman

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#10**
You will notice that in a war with several trolls, this A- list mostly television actress from multiple hit shows under the same corporate umbrella didn't deny one of things of which was accused to lose weight. My guess is that she specifically asked her doctor for them, knowing what the side effect would be. Ariel Winter

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#11**
This former A+ list reality star who I think wants her old fame back and wants to be on network television again did her best to hook up with the significant other of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring of a former A+ lister and close enough to an offspring of this other former A+ lister who is still probably A- list after many many many decades in the business.
Former A+ reality star: Paris Hilton
Significant other of A-/B+ list actress: Kate Hudson (Danny Fujikawa)
Offspring of former A+ lister: Goldie Hawn
Other former A+ lister: Kurt Russell

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#12**
This A- list dual threat actress from a middling television show gets her other dual threat on stage where she is one of the best and has been awarded for it too. She is cheating on her husband with someone she is working with. Sutton Foster ("Younger")/Mariska Hargitay’s husband Peter Hermann

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#13**
This former A+ list athlete/cheat is using his new business venture to sign up a bunch of unknown fighters to ridiculously one side contracts but not doing anything for them except letting them train for 50% off.
Alex Rodriguez

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#14**
For someone who struggled a lot with an addiction, it is interesting this former A+/A list mostly movie actress not only does the wine thing, but is also an owner of a pot farm. Drew Barrymore

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02 **#15**
Lawless: I'm not sure if I can find it, but shortly after I started the site, I wrote about a singer who owned a trailer park and each trailer was being used as a grow site for pot. Considering the person I am writing about today is also a singer, this time of a permanent A list group who is in the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, perhaps he knew the other person. This not just using trailers to grow. It is in Northern California. It is close to the coast to avoid any chance, or at least reduce the chance of being consumed by fire. It is 20 minutes from any kind of major road, and 30-45 from any kind of major town with a grocery store. It is perfect for the people who live there because none of them are up to any good. The singer doesn't like to talk about it because all he does is collect the rent, and a little taste. The way things work in California in these types of communities is you pay for a space. That's it. The landlord has no other obligations. Because the rents in an out of the way place like that are low, around $200 they are usually paid in cash. Often the case is that someone who is not afraid of violence is the one who collects the rent from each site. Often, they will live for free and take a cut of what they collect to make sure enforcement efforts are strong. This little outpost of about 150 sites makes the singer a nice little steady income. Unlike many other owners, he reports all of the rental income he receives. What he doesn't report is the percentage he receives from the various enterprises going on at the sites. There is meth, but apparently only one person who is experienced at cooking it is allowed. There are a couple that are used as fencing locations and another couple that are safe houses for motorcycle gang members. There is one that is a strip club which is next door to one used as a brothel. It is amazing the kind of illicit businesses you can put into a double wide. Because it is so far from a grocery, there is a grocery store in one that charges normal prices because of a beating that occurred when it first opened with prices commensurate with being out in the middle of nowhere. The singer doesn't like to talk about any of it, but generates enough from his percentage that it exceeds royalties he receives from several of the band's records. You know, I titled this Lawless, but that is one thing that is crazy about the place. Sure, there are fistfights and there is one trailer that is used as a bar, but the rule is only fists. No feet and no weapons in a fight. There really is no violence because they don't want the police to show up for anything.

16. POPBITCH 01/03
(British blog)
Which of the national treasures featured on the New Year's Honours list has a stack of women's shoes that he's collected from his conquests over the years? They weren't really given as a memento exactly; more because the women rarely wanted them back after he'd, ahem... finished with them. Christopher Nolan

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#1**
This family, including the A list mogul/wannabe rapper are trying to make sure some information about the death of someone close to the rapper omits a few lines they don't think are really relevant. They are pushing hard because, if included would lead to a lot of questions. Kim Porter (Sean "P. Diddy" Combs)

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#2**
When you combine drugs, a predisposition for domestic violence, jealousy and a girlfriend who supplements her income through entertaining men at her home, it is a recipe for disaster. It wouldn't shock me if this A- list reality star from multiple reality efforts gets some jail time for his recent actions. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro ("Jersey Shore")/Jen Harley

19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#3**
Unlike some other relatives, this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity wants a certain designation for her offspring and won't settle for anything else. Meghan Markle (can't have title of Prince or Princess)

20. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#4**
I don't know how much money this former A list singer/permanent child molester paid the parents of this one named former A- list singer, but it must have been a big check to have them spew what they know are untruths. Everyone who was around back in the day knows the one named singer was way underage when she started having sex with the child molester. For them to deny it, just shows they have been bought off or have the biggest pair of blinders on ever. R. Kelly/Aaliyah

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#5**
Have you noticed the sheer volume of celebrities working in this one genre of entertainment/place of employment who have had photos "hacked," that create tons of buzz. Not every leak, but the vast majority of them are just part of the whole package. Stories are created all the time for the genre, and this just adds to it. Have you noticed that no one has ever been arrested or charged for any of these leaks, which is different from other leaks of different celebrities. WWE
(list) (most recent Toni Storm)

22. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#6**
This permanent A list singer was barred by his actress significant other from seeing his ex as she lay dying. There is no way the actress was going to take a chance on anything breaking the spell like hold she has over him and his life. Neil Young/Daryl Hannah/Pegi Young

23. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#7**
There is a lot of buzz that a member of this foreign based all female group had sex with one of the decision makers at this promotion company which is how they secured such a high billing at a big concert, despite not much output to secure that high of a billing. Blackpink ("Coachella Valley Music and Arts")

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#8**
It is always such a complicated, almost hour long procedure every single time this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor goes out with his long time male lover. They can dine together, but cannot be seen entering or exiting together and they only have dinner at places that discourage photography inside restaurants. It would be so much easier to just come out. Bradley Cooper ("Nobu")

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#9**
Mr. X: He's finally getting called to the carpet. This A-list actor and comic is going on an apology tour for some old remarks he made. He originally wanted to start the tour on that alliterate talk show host's show, because she was one of the first people to defend him. But his PR people panicked and ordered that he will go on that show hosted by that funny lady or else his career won't recover. He begrudgingly said yes. More proof that the latter host caters to the PR people of her guests. She won't treat him with kid gloves however, she will probably lecture him about how wrong he was, blah blah blah. Will he get his old job back? I don't know. But I'm sure he'll get a Kneepads cover, because the same conglomerate is in charge of both that magazine and the show he's going on. Kevin Hart/Wendy Williams/"The Ellen DeGeneres Show"

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#10**
I have written before about employees of one of the companies of this celebrity CEO tunneling beneath the border to smuggle drugs. It looks like it is going on again, but this time the police and DHS are on to it. Elon Musk ("Tesla")

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#11**
This married southeast Housewife has been seeing a much older man who she really would like to be with permanently and is afraid he will dump her if she does not make a move now. The thing is, a move now will make her look like a horrible person. NeNe Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") (husband Gregg Leakes is dying of cancer, but refuses chemotherapy)

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#12**
Producers are hoping this A-/B+ list mostly television actress from an ABC comedy can make it to the end of the season before she hits rehab. It will be close. There are contingency plans to write her out of the final month to six weeks of the season. Jennifer Lewis ("Black-ish")

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#13**
Why yes, that was this former A+ list singer turned A- lister who also got fired from reality television and her significant other at that famous nudist spa outside Palm Springs. They had about five women all over the couple at any one time. Christina Aguilera ("The Voice")/Matthew Rutler

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#14**
This former A/A- list actress all of you know who has been in the business since before she could talk, but doesn't really act any longer is being cheated on by her husband which nobody really saw coming. Mary-Kate Olsen/Olivier Sarkozy

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/03 **#15**
The Thief: This is not some Lindsay Lohan stealing a fur coat or a pair of earrings thing while you are not looking. I do though, often wonder how many items she ultimately stole in her klepto career. It surely wasn't the number that was reported or discussed. My guess it was probably a multiple of ten of that, because you can't tell me the only times she did it were the times she was busted. There must have been successes too. It isn't like she has stopped, but this is not about her. We are talking next level here. We are talking the size and scope of a Kardashian Paris robbery type situation and it is all masterminded by someone who is a celebrity themselves. Oh, most of you know who he is because you are gossip aficionados. To anyone other than you though, no one would have a clue. Well, I take that back. The portion of the world where he supposedly makes his living would know who he is and they are probably not the biggest gossip fans. Other than that, no one. He comes from a celebrity family in the sense that he and his family frequently deal, work and interact with celebrities. Their level of interaction is at the highest level of celebrity. Primarily they interact with European royalty and celebrity. Everyone thinks the family is worth a great deal of money. They deal with a lot of money, but that does not translate to riches of their own. Are they comfortable? Yes. Do they have the same wealth of the celebrities with whom they interact? No. It is even less so for our thief who relies on others to pick up dinner checks and who has not felt the trickle down effects from his family. It was several years ago that our thief, who is well versed on what is worth money and easily flipped for money that he began to take careful note of homes and yachts of celebrity. He is not someone who goes in to a place in the dead of night and breaks locks. He is a thief who will make several visits to a home or yacht for parties or as a guest for a week and sees where cameras are and how efficient everyone is. He looks to see if it could be blamed on someone else, perhaps a crew member. He looks to see if the owners care about it or even know about the items he wishes to purloin. For each of these visits, he always has a date. He prides himself on well known European models or actresses who provide another level of distraction. They don't know what he is doing as he takes an item here or an item there. He never strikes the same place twice and he has never had help, until now. Our thief, who has taken millions of dollars worth of items over the years, now has someone to help him gain access to places even his other companions could not. This particular companion is very well known and is in high demand as an A lister. She also knows a great deal of secrets about many of the elite being robbed because they have had illicit affairs with her they would not want known. It is another reason, they would remain tight lipped in case they did catch on to the identity of the thief. The thing is, she is impatient and wants more and more. The thrill of a job gets her adrenaline rushing. Our thief takes his time and is content with three or four thefts a year. Our A lister would prefer three or four per month. That is how you get caught. Vito Schnabel/Amber Heard

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#1**
This permanent A list rapper was never going to contribute to that docu series about the singing child molester/child rapist. It would have shed a light on what our rapper was doing and to whom and it isn't pretty. Jay Z (John Legend’s documentary "Surviving R. Kelly)

33. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#2**
The problem with the strategy for this closeted supposed professional at this type thing is this. You have to slowly introduce a new woman in your life and eventually the tabloids say girlfriend. You can't just leak to the tabloids you have a girlfriend, especially, if they have never seen you with her before. It just all looks planted and fake when you do that. Don't worry, I won't bill you for the pro tip. Oh, and just so you know. The A+ list reality star hated your Christmas gift. Jonathan Cheban (Kim Kardashian)

34. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#3**
Yes, that was this closeted A- list probable Academy Award winner/nominee making out with another guy in a Palm Springs bar last night. Rami Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody")

35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#4**
Let me know if anyone sees any Tweet or post on Insta about a flight being turned back because of a fish allergy which the pilot announced was the reason. I can't find one and to me, if I was a passenger, I sure would be posting that. Is this Housewife wanting more attention? Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#5**
This permanent A list rapper with seemingly feels like dozens of children and a sizzurp issue said this week that he would be happy to participate in a documentary about his kind of boss/one named producer who forced our rapper to lose his virginity at 11 to an older woman. Lil Wayne/Birdman

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#6**
This foreign born former A+ list model knows she won't get anything but a slap on the wrist because she knows too many secrets about the rich and powerful in her country. Now, I suppose they could kill her to keep her quiet, but a slap on the wrist is the most likely outcome. Bar Refaeli (Israel) (tax evasion, perjury and money laundering)

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#7**
While her A list mom is dying, this B- list celebrity offspring is using that as an excuse to not only use again, but embrace using. It is pretty sad to watch. Olivia Newton-John/Chloe Rose Lattanzi

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#8**
This permanent A+ list comedian/former actor is trying to stop the release of a recording of a conversation from about a decade ago where he says things that would probably instantly end his career. Jerry Seinfeld

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#9**
She should have stayed off social media. The producers of this almost network show that is not a superhero show are ticked off at this A- list actress on the show who will drop to B- list once it ends or she gets booted off. You do not insult fans. Oh, you might think it was just insulting haters. Nope, they also got mad because she was bragging about her wealth which is a big no no. She already had a really bad Q score and this is going to make it worse. Lili Reinhart ("Riverdale")

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#10**
This A list dual threat actress swears to me that her A list ex never used to make them pray before they had sex. Apparently he makes his current partner though. You could just try Viagra???? Oh, a baby. That would be another guess. Stopping premature ejaculation so she can finish???? I will go with the baby thing. The others don't really seem prayer worthy. Anna Faris/Chris Pratt/Katherine Schwarzengger

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#11**
This former reality star turned Oscar nominee/winner turned reality star is currently dating the guy that has previously "dated" that southern Housewife and also that foreign born permanent A+ list model with the temper who last I checked was still enamored with the guy. Hope she doesn't cross paths with the actress. Remember that time the guy she loved but had her beaten up started dating someone from the model's own reality show. This couldn't be worse than that. Probably.
Jennifer Hudson/Porsha Williams/Naomi Campbell

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#12**
This foreign born A- list dual threat actress who lots of you forget still does television is having trouble getting any role on camera that does not involve a franchise. No one wants to hire her. Apparently they only see her for one type role now when they used to always have her in mind for roles that were a little more sexy or rom com like. Her significant other has a jealous streak and so those offers have basically disappeared. Rose Byrne/Bobby Cannavale

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#13**
I don't know if this reality star offspring/future/current sugar baby who is kind of a reality star herself wants to hookup with this permanent A list rapper/actor or just hang out with his barely there celebrity daughter who she basically stalks nonstop to the point it is kind of embarrassing. Brielle Biermann/Eminem (Hallie)

45. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#14**
At least she gets outside the house during the day, but there have been dead bodies that look more healthy than this A- list model/celebrity offspring of really low on the list celebrities. Don't do drugs. Gigi Hadid

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04 **#15**
That's Messed Up: You know what is messed up? When you find out the father of one of the children of this A- list mostly movie actor (#1) all of you know was actually fathered by one of the actor best friends. Want to know what is more messed up? The actor's best friend is an actor. (#2). Something more messed up? The father of the baby is a relative of the mother. Even worse? The current actress girlfriends of #1 and #2 know and don't care. (#3 & #4).
#1 - Casey Affleck/Summer Phoenix
#2 - Joaquin Phoenix
#3 - Floriana Lima
#4 - Rooney Mara

47. KENDALL JENNER BLIND ITEM 01/06
Kendall Jenner is set to expose a secret from her past on Twitter on Sunday night, Jan. 6. The mystery reveal will supposedly help others, but beyond that, what Kendall, 23, will talk about is a mystery! Her momager, Kris Jenner, spread the word about her model daughter’s social media event on Saturday, Jan. 5, posting a video of Kendall on Instagram. In her caption, Kris wrote, "I’m so proud of my darling @KendallJenner for being so brave and vulnerable. Seeing you share your most raw story in order to make a positive impact for so many people and help foster a positive dialogue is a testament to the incredible woman you’ve become. Make sure to watch Kendall’s Twitter on Sunday night to find out what I’m talking about and be prepared to be moved. #bethechange #shareyourstory #changetheconversation #proudmom #finallyasolution #authenticity #mydaughterinspiresme #getready." In Kendall’s own video, Kris’ daughter is cryptic, but said it has something to do with when she was 14 years old. Wearing a simple white tee shirt and speaking directly to the camera, Kendall indicated only that she wanted to help others through her story, noting, "I have this whole thing behind me…I’m very normal…I can connect with you…help you." But it seems that shy Kendall, who’s been seeing NBA star Ben Simmons, will join her famous sisters in telling all. The Kardashians are known for their on-camera and social media revelations, whether it be Khloe complaining about disgraced baby daddy Tristan Thompson or Kourtney admitting that her longtime love Scott Disick was a "sloppy" drinker. Kendall has kept relatively private in the flamboyant family, but apparently she’s about to break her silence on something big. Partnership with Proactiv after suffering from acne

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Why alarmingly bad TV swept the Golden Globes

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This been around forever B+ list mostly television actor with a lot of names who is on a hit cable show right now is married. He cheated on his first wife and judging by the phone numbers he was collecting last night at a party, the second wife is going to be cheated on. James Van Der Beek ("Pose")

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked away from a hit show was discussing how her husband doesn't know she has been seeing a doctor about why she can't get pregnant. Her husband doesn't know there are any issues. Emmy Rossum ("Shameless")

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Defying a publicist, a reporter asked this A list singer/A- list actress about her support of R. Kelly. The actress replied, "That is not why everyone is here tonight." Lady Gaga

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: There was definitely a double take, because it has been forever since anyone spotted this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner doing coke. There she was though last night taking a quick bump offered by a friend.

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B list mostly television actress who is starring in a cable show which is a spinoff of a long running cable show with almost the same title was talking about her older B list co-star who is best known for a long running almost network show. Our actress said a crew member had to quit the show after a date with the older actress led to her stalking him when he decided he didn't want a second date.
B list actress: Sofia Carson
Spinoff: "Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists"
B list co-star: Kelly Rutherford
Long running show: "Gossip Girl"

53. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B- list take anything actress is probably more well known than her place on the list would suggest. Mostly her fame has come from who she has dated. Last night she was trolling for producers and studio executives. Her last role if you can call it that was a project no one watched but she she still had to sleep with this disgraced A- list actor from an acting family to land it. Camilla Belle ("The Mad Whale"/James Franco)

54. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Watching this A- list reality star from multiple reality shows who also has a side gig that makes her some money try to explain who she was to this permanent A list actress who won last night was quite the sight to behold. The actress still has no clue, but smiled politely.
Kristin Cavallari/Glenn Close

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#8**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I guess this actress has been hitting the medicine cabinet of this A- list mostly movie actor who was a winner last night. She was whacked out on something and people couldn't stop talking. Lucy Boynton/Rami Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody")

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#9**
GOLDEN GLOBES: A network and a streaming operation were the biggest spenders last night. Usually, they only spend enough to get the nomination, but they both wanted wins as well. A studio thought they didn't spend enough, but apparently they did. This is the only place you can buy what you want. You can also f**k some people to get what you want, but that never works past the nominations. Oh, and next time, when you decide one of the winners, maybe you can avoid suspicion by not also inviting someone to come as a presenter too.
Network: FOX/FX ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story")
Streaming operation: Netflix ("The Kominsky Method")
Sony: Best Animated Motion Picture: "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse"
Winner/presenter: Catherine Zeta Jones (winner Michael Douglas’ wife)

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#10**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A- list mostly movie actress spent much of last night at an after party sexting her celebrity ex because he had given her a large amount of cash last week. Amber Heard/Elon Musk

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#11**
GOLDEN GLOBES: If you wanted a photo with this A- list mostly movie actor who looks like he will continue to have installments of a rebooted franchise, you were going to feel his hand on your ass and were going to get hit on. Instead of outrage, one woman told him she was willing to hook up right then. Michael B Jordan ("Creed")

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#12**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The babysitter's sister was the latest person this foreign born A- list actor cheated on with so the foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who was there for television last night, left him at home. This cheating is serial behavior. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story")

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#13**
GOLDEN GLOBES: These two winners last night were definitely united in the sense they wanted one or the other to win on Oscar night and not this singer/actress who "hasn't put in her dues." Glenn Close/Olivia Colman (Lady Gaga)

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#14**
GOLDEN GLOBES: She wasn't on the red carpet or the actual show, but the girlfriend of this closeted A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was on the arm of our actress at the after parties. Saoirse Ronan

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#15**
GOLDEN GLOBES: There is no way this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who had a run on television this past year should have been allowed in the same room as this permanent A list musician. There is still bad blood and the actor had some choice words about being blown off for something the actor considers worse and the actor let the musician know it. Just because the studio threw a wad of cash at the organization doesn't mean the movie is any good. Sasha Baron Cohen ("Who Is America?")/Brian May ("Queen" guitarist criticises Ali G actor for becoming ‘an arse’ and telling ‘untruths’ about "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the press)

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#16**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This former A list mostly television actress from a still airing network hit show she walked away from got dumped by the married man she moved across the country for. She said last night she didn't regret her decisions though. Sophia Bush ("Chicago P.D.")

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#17**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor is closeted and has repeatedly denied being gay. That new blockbuster movie of his is going to ramp up the rumor mill. Also, if you don't want people talking then perhaps don't bring your boyfriend out with you and hold his hand and kiss his cheek all night. Taron Egerton ("Rocketman"/Elton John)

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#18**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress had a great 2018 and she is part of at least three franchises, one of which is really big. Apparently she likes them young like her last long term boyfriend and last night was hitting on waiters two decades younger. She likes them barely legal and went all in. Danai Gurira ("Avengers: Infinity War"; "Godzilla vs. Kong"; "Untitled Star Trek Sequel") or Michelle Yeoh ("Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"; "Kung Fu Panda 2"; "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2")

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#19**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor revealed last night that his boyfriend has no idea that the actor hit the casting couch with this A+ list producer to land that big television role last year. Cody Fern/Ryan Murphy (David Madson/"The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story" or Michael Langdon/"American Horror Story: Apocalypse")

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#20**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This actress is just old enough to drink. She is also foreign born, but no one would ever know that without Googling it. Last night she was talking about the big streaming movie she made last year. Her co-star, who is an A- list heartthrob was all over her and hitting on her all the time. Then, she got a boyfriend and the actor called her a tease and a wh**e. So much for that onscreen chemistry. The PR team though made them pretend they were into each other for the sake of the movie. Lana Condor (boyfriend Anthony De La Torre)/Noah Centineo ("To All the Boys I've Loved Before")

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#21**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: Things between this A- list dual threat actress who has a hit television show and a sequel to a hugely successful film coming soon and her actor wife (husband?) were not good last night. They always save the yelling for home and they thought they left it private last night too, but their driver said they were yelling at each other the entire ride about respect and the actor not doing his fair share and she had to do everything. Kristen Bell ("The Good Place") ("Frozen 2")/Dax Shepard

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#22**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Judging by reports and number of people who said it, the results for most coke use for the night is in. For the women, first place goes to this OITNB actress who was also big on flashing people who let her have some as her way of saying thanks. For the men, it was this A- list mostly television actor who seemingly only works for the big cable showrunner. So, his actress ex gave it up, but he is still going strong.
OITNB actress: Jackie Cruz (Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales)
Television actor: Evan Peters (Ryan Murphy) (although Evan and Emma Roberts are still together)

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#23**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: At a pre Globes party, this former A list singer/possible murder suspect was wasted out of her mind and could barely talk with her newly inflated lips that just looked ridiculous. Courtney Love
 (Art of Elysium Heaven Gala)

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#24**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A list married couple was supposed to attend the show last night. Instead, she was alone and he was across the country spending time with a woman who will probably be his new girlfriend. I think this makes three weeks apart. I doubt he has seen his child in that time span.

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#25**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: It has been a year, but the PR people still insist this beard show off her engagement ring every time she takes a photo she is going to post to social media. If she is taking a photo with the A- list mostly television actor, it has to be prominent and it is also requested she mention it in the post. Darren Criss/Mia Swier

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#26**
GOLDEN GLOBES: They had the foreign born C list actor with A- list name recognition walk the red carpet yesterday and offered him up for interviews. The thing is though, people only know him for one thing and that is something many people need to be reminded of when they hear his name. Plus, because he doesn't/can't/not allowed to discuss the thing people do know him for, there is nothing to ask him. It was a total bust. Joe Alwyn/Taylor Swift

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#27**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A- list mostly television actress who stars on two hit shows confirmed how she lost all that weight. One of her friends asked the actress how many mg of Adderall she had to take each day to lose the weight. The actress said she took about 100mg a day which I think is almost twice what one would normally take if it was for treatment. Also, if she said 100mg, it is probably more but didn't want to sound like a pill freak. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#28**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I often debate with myself whether this A- list mostly television actress from a long running network hit will get another decent acting gig when the show ends. Anyway, she got into a screaming match with some woman and it was about an ex of the actress and some cheating. Why does it matter? The ex being referred to I think was the former husband but it was unclear. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory") (ex - Ryan Sweeting)

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#29**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Apparently things are dunzo or at least on a break for the marriage of this former A- list tween/adult actress who is now probably B+ list but with A list name recognition. Alyssa Milano/Dave Bugliari

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#30**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This permanent A/A- list mostly movie actress who has done equally well as of late in television said that she probably has a few more nominations left in her at the Globes because of all the sexual favors she provided to voters through actresses she knows. She said she is too tired to do all of that any longer and won't pay money directly to them like some others do so she won't probably ever win again. Nicole Kidman (12 nominations)

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07 **#31**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Legend - Mr. X: At a private Globes after party last night, this legendary permanent A-list actress and comedienne was asked who the worst behaved guest on her long running, forever in reruns show was. She answered without hesitation that the worst was the male half of that singing sibling duo, who was a complete control freak over his sister's appearance. She's also convinced he was on coke. What's worse was that the duo's mother was hovering around the set like a vulture. The legendary funny lady said things came to a head during a lunch break in the TV studio commissary. The mother gave the chef strict orders to give her daughter a bowl of soup and a glass of water. The funny lady, concerned, offered the singer a tray of food. Enraged, the brother swooped down and took the tray from his sibling. Then, the mother came up to the legend and yelled at her to never do that again.. and slapped her daughter on the face in front of the stunned cast and crew. Her brother was also yelling at her like she was a little girl. The legend and her producer husband had the mother kicked out of the studio. Very disturbing. Carol Burnett (Karen Carpenter and Richard Carpenter/"The Carpenters")

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#1**
This always ready to start trouble DJ already has a show about to be gone on pay cable. Now he has come out in support of the child rapist/pornographer in the news today and the pay cable people want nothing to do with him.

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#2**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity is not even being shy any longer about the fact he is cheating on his permanent A list celebrity wife. Can we just get a divorce announcement already. David and Victoria Beckham

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#3**
This former celebrity turned racist reality star turned celebrity with a lucrative side gig turned no gig because of her racist significant other chose to honor the racist after a recent life event, but no one seems to have noticed. Kat Von D/Rafael Reyes

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#4**
This former manager to a permanent A lister settled one lawsuit but still thinks she is owed more and is threatening to reveal a bunch of secrets unless she gets more. Mariah Carey’s ex-manager Stella Bulochnikov

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#5**
Surprising no one, this website/tabloid has taken the side of the accused child rapist/pornographer. TMZ (R. Kelly)

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#6**
I wonder if the producers are going to convince the guy he needs to try a woman just for the sake of ratings or if he can stick with guys. This one season wonder who has become two does have a long time boyfriend. Colton Underwood ("The Bachelor")

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#7**
There will be at least a half dozen religious tables at this back in the day A list group's return to the stage tour this year. The lead singer of the group belongs to the organization and wants to sign up as many new members as he can.

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#8**
This B list actor is misstating history. He was fired from a now defunct show because he always wanted to touch the breasts of women to see if they were capable of feeding babies. Neal McDonough ("Scoundrels")

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#9**
Is this potential 2020 candidate really going to try and beard his way through the campaign with a celebrity? It sounds like it if you take the word of a daily tabloid. Bad move on the candidate's part. You don't have to come out, but staying single is the best route to go. Cory Booker/Rosaria Dawson

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#10**
This foreign born A list rapper is threatening to talk about the men her alliterate rapper ex slept with if he starts talking smack about her. Nicki Minaj/Meek Mill

89. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#11**
If her current benefactor decides to dump her, this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort would have virtually no money. Her grandiose ideas are great for interviews, but not reality.
Lindsay Lohan (plans to own an island)

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#12**
This foreign born permanent A- list mostly movie actress is having to suffer the shame yet again of her husband impregnating another woman. Salma Hayek/François-Henri Pinault

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#13**
This former A- list mostly movie actor from a franchise that is no longer has really let himself go in the year since it ended. He was on a talk show recently and hadn't showered for what seemed like weeks judging from the smell emanating from his body. Josh Hutcherson ("Hunger Games") ("GMA Day")

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#14**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has a new movie coming out and was a serial cheater on his former wife is now hooking up with a married three named actress who all of you know.

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08 **#15**
What Is Out There: There have been a lot of behind the scenes discussions between this disgraced producer and this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Apparently there are multiple recordings of the two of them engaged in sexual activities. Also, it seems neither of them know where the recordings are. Our producer had one of his apartments wired for sound and video and captured sexual performances on the system regularly. When everything started going down, he had the stuff removed because he thought it would look bad if it came to light in the press. The thing is though, when it was being dismantled, someone also walked away with the storage bin which contained thousands of hours of video, including the trysts between the producer and the A lister. She is one of the very few people who even know of the existence of the recording system. If the recordings ever came to light, there would be a lot of shock and awe on the part of the other women who were recorded, many of whom have said nothing ever happened. They are lying, but also didn't know about the recording system when they said they lied. It is one of the reasons this A lister has not really given a definitive answer to whether she has engaged in sexual activities with the producer. She knows she can't say no until and unless all the recordings are discovered. The company that removed the system says they don't have them. Apparently their offices were broken into shortly after they did the removal. The thing is though, they don't have any record of moving the storage bin to their offices anyway. My guess is that the company the producer hires to fix things for him has it as insurance through the years. Jennifer Lawrence/Harvey Weinstein

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#1**
This long long time A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has made one of the companies that pay her to endorse a product very unhappy because they own a piece of a company she is trashing. Jamie Lee Curtis ("Fiji Water Girl" at Golden Globes/Dannon’s "Activia")

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#2**
It would be a whole lot easier to watch the former actress turned escort/reality star if she told the truth on her show or any of the interviews she has given. Lindsay Lohan

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#3**
This reality star from a bar who is supposedly getting married soon is in danger of being left at the altar. Apparently her significant other is getting tired of all the drama and has quietly been seeing someone else. Stassi Schroeder ("Vanderpump Rules")/Beau Clark

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#4**
Don't believe the hype. This B+/B list actress who is most well known for some movies she has made in the past and not her failed tv appearances will be walking for quite some time. She has a disease, but she likes to make it much more dramatic than it really is. Selma Blair (multiple sclerosis)

98. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#5**
Apparently this rapper/producer/reality star who is a serial cheater and a lover of underage women who uses a The in his name has suddenly decided he found Jesus and thinks R Kelly is trash while not looking in the mirror at his own transgressions. The Game

99. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#6**
This former A list tweener actress turned A list adult television actress turned thirsty not doing much acting got offered a job recently but said she only wanted to work with an all white cast.

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#7**
So much for being framed or the drugs planted for this former A- list mostly television actress. Rose McGowan to plead "no contest" to drug charge

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#8**
There is a video of this Teen Mom star orally servicing her significant other while he holds a gun to her head. Jenelle Evans/David Eason

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#9**
All week long this A list singer/A- list actress had told everyone she was going to party all night long Sunday. Then, she lost so she wanted nothing to do with anyone. So, don't believe her story that it was her plan all along. Lady Gaga ("Golden Globe" parties")

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#10**
This former A/A- list mostly television actor who walked away from a long running hit network show which is still airing is cheating on his wife again and even took the new woman on a recent trip. Patrick Dempsey/Jillian Fink ("Grey’s Anatomy") (Florence, Italy)

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#11**
Look who has decided to start meeting with her former "clients," again. This foreign born former A+ list model who supposedly quit the game when she got married. The finances for the husband and his company must really be bad. Miranda Kerr/Evan Spiegel (CEO of Snap Inc.)

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#12**
This A list rapper/mom is spending upwards of $2K a day on coke. I don't know how she finds the time to do all she does and still use that much coke. Cardi B

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#13**
This singer is probably A- list. A little bit of a throwback singer in his style and songs. He has had some number one songs and is nominated for multiple Grammy Awards this year. He has been nominated multiple times previous to this year but has never won. Apparently his go to pickup line for women is that he has never tried anal sex and wants them to be his first.

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#14**
Kindness: This actor has been acting for well over three decades and he came to it in his 30's. Usually a character actor he did land a pretty big supporting role in the first couple installments of what is a huge superhero franchise. He was shopping in LA and saw a stroller that got away from a mom rolling down the street. It was just like in a movie where it was speeding down a hill and headed for a car and our actor managed to catch up with it and save the baby. J. K. Simmons ("Spider-Man")

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/09 **#15**
The Nanny: There is going to come a time in the next few years that this nanny will not be needed any longer. The children the nanny watches are already to the point where they don't need anyone to really be with them. In fact, one is already out of the house and in two or three years, the other will follow. The nanny has been around since the birth of the first child. The permanent A list actor father of the children is the one who hired the nanny. At the time she was very young and the actress mother of the children really thought the actor would try and hit on the nanny. There were lots of arguments before the actor said they were hiring the nanny and his mind wouldn't be changed. For the first decade, especially when the actress mom was going through some issues, she was convinced the actor was going to have an affair with the nanny. He didn't. He has never done one thing out of place or improper with her. What the actress doesn't know and our actor has no plans to tell her while he is alive is that the nanny is his daughter. The nanny was the result of an affair the actor had while married to his previous wife. No one but the nanny and the actor know the truth. Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones (Danielle)

109. POPBITCH 01/10
(British Blog)
Which formerly clean-cut 00s popstar is enjoying the recent attention he's been getting on the chemsex scene of South London?

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
This alliterate talk show host is still trying to kick the pills but it is tough going. It wouldn't shock me if she walked away from the show. Wendy Williams (husband Kevin Hunter threatens staff to keep quiet amid affair and baby news)

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer has really increased that meth and crack use to some really dangerous levels. Justin Bieber

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
The really sad part about last night was not even that a club was packed full of paying fans to see the singer/child molester/sexual predator, but that they also wanted to hook him up with either themselves or a younger friend or family member, some of whom were not even legal. That was the worst part. R. Kelly (appearance at "V75 Lounge" in Chicago)

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#4**
I have talked about it and the former A- list rapper/victim has talked about it before too on the record about how she was super underage when the permanent A+ list rapper had sex with her. Everyone knows that nothing will happen to him. Foxy Brown/Jay Z (15 years old)

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#5**
The significant other of this former tweener turned A- list adult singer may or may not be clean but he did recently steal several thousand dollars from a former business partner. Demi Lovato/Henry Levy

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#6**
This married former high on the list and now rebooted reality star spent some time yachting this past week. I didn't even know there was a demand for her. Heidi Montag ("The Hills: New Beginnings")

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#7**
This former reality star turned A- list mostly television actress turned mostly celebrity was doing coke at a party and says she doesn't do it around her boyfriend because he wants to do it and she is afraid he will die if he does it. Katharine McPhee/David Foster

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#8**
The real story of why this foreign born former A list mostly movie actor turned A- lister doesn't like the disgraced former A- list mostly movie actor is because the disgraced actor kept hitting on the girlfriend of the foreign born actor even when she told him to stop.
Henry Cavill/James Franco

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#9**
This closeted married former Glee actress has recently been hooking up with this closeted married alliterate model all of you know. Dianna Agron ("Glee")/Karlie Kloss

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#10**
This permanent A list singer every single one of you knows who usually sings in a foreign language managed to get a woman and her barely legal daughter pregnant at roughly the same time. Marc Anthony

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#11**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor blew off multiple press/promotional appearances for his new movie which is totally unlike him. Bruce Willis ("Glass")

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#12**
There are two reasons for this former A+ list reality star who all of you know and probably still dislike to be with this new boyfriend of hers. Attention and everyone knows he has some of the best coke around. Apparently medical grade quality 100% pure. Paris Hilton/Jordan Barrett

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#13**
Don't believe the hype. This A list multiple Grammy winning rapper knew exactly what his friends/group members were doing to underage females and the high number of sexual assaults they were committing. He just didn't say anything until he was forced to by the bravery of the victims coming forward. Chance The Rapper/R. Kelly/Towkio/Stix James

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#14**
She might never have "surgery," but this former A list mostly movie actress who has been acting since childhood has had plenty of procedures done to her face to keep it looking young. Drew Barrymore

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10 **#15**
Pack Up: Lost in all the Golden Globes hoopla was a hidden announcement of sorts. Over the past 12-18 months, a government has grown tired of all the missing persons reports that all seem to involve this actor's charity. Either a person goes to work for it and is never seen again or someone visits from the charity or they get services from it and then they disappear. Every person? No, of course not, but several dozen at least over that time period. It is the one commonality of the missing people. So, the government has formally asked this group to begin withdrawing and will just allow them to leave a skeleton staff in place. As soon as the government asked, no one went missing any longer. Interesting. So, where does the charity now go? They are moving to extreme low income places here in the US with high populations of recently landed immigrants which can easily go missing and no one would ever think of reporting it. With the transformation of the charity and its name came a big need for massive donations. One of the biggest donors is this A- list singer who two years ago basically traded for an underage teen who lived with him for a year before he tired of her. That singer got her from the directionally challenged rapper who, although an expert on this type of situation does not appear to be involved in the charity at all.
Government: Haiti
Actor’s Charity: Sean Penn ("J/P HRO" will now go by the name "CORE"/an expanded mission and strategic vision and focus to include work in the United States and the Caribbean.)
A-list singer: Wyclef Jean

Directionally challenged rapper: French Montana

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
The boyfriend of this foreign born A list rapper is cheating on her while she is out of the country. Apparently he thinks he can do anything and he will still keep her. Nicki Minaj/Kenneth Petty (in New Zealand)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
The estate of this permanent A++ list musician has been very busy behind the scenes recently. They are spreading a lot more money around to buy favorable PR, which is currently in the works. This will supplement the estate’s paid online bot armies, and is all timed to counteract an upcoming film about the musician. The estate will be pulling out all the stops, in an attempt to insulate their only cash cow from what could be a devastating assault upon the musician’s reputation. The Sundance Film Festival has added the world premiere of the documentary "Leaving Neverland," which focuses on sexual abuse allegations against the late pop star Michael Jackson (estate calls sex abuse documentary 'outrageous and pathetic')

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
Unless she somehow becomes pregnant, which seems unlikely considering how infrequently they have sex, 2019 will see the end of the marriage between the former tweener turned A- list adult singer and his celebrity/host/celebrity offspring wife. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
Our favorite alliterate actress turned A+ list celebrity doesn't just have one private social media account, but several. They all follow her best friend. Meghan Markle/Jessica Mulroney
 (about her)

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
This former A+ list athlete/cheat doesn't have as much money as he would like you to believe and his recent relationship is costing him millions. He needs to readjust and start fixing his nest egg, which also includes selling off assets. Everyone makes it seem like some of the assets were purchased jointly, but most involved his money. He has way more money than his significant other. Alex Rodriguez/Jennifer Lopez (selling Park Avenue, New York City apartment)

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#6**
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor has someone new who is his main mistress.

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#7**
I totally forgot until recent articles about an engagement that this A+/A list country singer says she was a virgin until she got married. That might be what she told the press and her husband but isn't close to reality. Carrie Underwood

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#8**
This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is leaving the door wide open for her ex girlfriend to come bring receipts about the relationship. Our actress thinks that relationship is one of the reasons she has not been able to land a husband in the very strict religious countries she is trying to land a husband. Lindsay Lohan (Samantha Ronson)

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#9**
The crew has assigned a pet name of Yolanda for this Housewife. Apparently the hypochondria is reaching Yolanda level heights. Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#10**
It was a knockdown drag out fight as this A+ list talk show host talked smack about the new company their significant other recently started. Ellen DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi (art publishing and curation company "General Public" that uses 3-D technology to create exacting reproductions of original works, including the texture and brushwork of paintings)

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#11**
This comic/multiple how host says he was asked if he would be interested in hosting the Oscars He said yes, but they have gone radio silent since. Background check maybe? Steve Harvey

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#12**
Mr. X: When is the Netflix special airing about the permanent A++ list mogul molesting the permanent A++ list singer when the singer was a child? Berry Gordy/Michael Jackson

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#13**
They might not even be exclusive. Well, she thinks they are, but he might not. Anyway, the singer who loves Saturdays and Sundays recently hooked up with someone who is not the celebrity offspring/model he has been seeing. The Weeknd/Bella Hadid

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11 **#14**
Covering The Tracks: Apparently the best friend of this recently deceased singer thinks the killer of the singer is a recent customer/client of the openly gay singer. Apparently the client was closeted and thought the singer was set to out him if he did not give the singer some money. Kevin Fret

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
The girlfriend of this incarcerated rapper/convicted child molester is cheating on him while still asking the rapper for money for bills and other gifts. Tekashi69 (Sara Molina)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
This CEO’s company just had a big round of layoffs. The CEO left the office by 11am that day, and took his private jet for the 25 miles to get home. Every employee was told about whether they still had a job or not by email later that day. Elon Musk ("Tesla" lay off 9% of workers)

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
This sizable gaming company is not publicly traded, but has a couple big hits which are brand names. The CEO participated in interactive child porn, and held parties where adults would expose themselves to the minors present. Randall S. "Randy" Pitchford II ("Gearbox")

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
This serial killer, because lets face it, that is what he is now despite always being referred to as a campaign donor should be asked about the two deaths about six or seven years ago in Charlotte under the same circumstances. The only difference was they occurred a few days apart and in hotel rooms. Ed Buck

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#5**
If you can't start a fashion company to launder money, then another great way is to start a movie production company that spends a lot exploring deals but never actually produces anything. That is what this former almost A- list actress turned escort is doing. Lindsay Lohan

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#6**
Not only is she going to get dumped by this B+ list serial cheating rapper who was last seen with a B+ list singer from a singing family, but he is still using as much as before and told her if she loved him, she would also get a face tattoo. She did. Annie Smith/Lil Xan/Noah Cyrus

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#7**
This permanent A list singer/musician from two permanent A list groups is a great guy, but he needs rehab. I'm not sure he thinks there is a problem though. Dave Grohl ("Nirvana" and "Foo Fighters")

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/12 **#8**
This former Disney actress turned B list adult actress who I am refraining from calling future porn star for now has been out there taking names. At an event she attended last weekend, she was pointing out casting agents and producers who tried to get her to sleep with them for parts. She made sure the up and coming actresses knew exactly who to stay away from. Bella Thorne ("The Celebrity Experience")

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener has been resistant to buying a home because then it would lock him into a marriage he is not certain he wants to be in. Another issue he faces getting to his ex is the A+ list singer who is now paying for the security of her bff to help make sure the former tweener gets nowhere near the ex. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber/Selena Gomez/Taylor Swift

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
This A/A- list reality star from a reality family is going to freeze her embryos, not just eggs. Even if she is not going to be together with the foreign born serial cheater, she only wants one father of any future children. He agreed because he thought it would mean she wouldn't leave him. Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
The foreign born reality star is trying to raise cash which is all good. She says she isn't making any money from her show which is not true. Within one week of getting married, she had work authorization and a social security number. No one goes on the show for free. Larissa Dos Santos Lima (Colt Johnson/"90 Day Fiancé")

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
She may in fact be pregnant, but this foreign born A list rapper hasn't stopped using, so she might not be pregnant for long. Nicki Minaj

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
This former A list mostly movie actor who had a good decade at that level started acting when he was a teen and comes from an acting family. All of you know him. He has been self medicating with pills and it is not working out well. They are turning him into someone completely unbalanced. He needs to get back under a doctor's care. Charlie Sheen

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
This Housewife is really upset that she has not been invited to participate by her parent network for a series of fundraisers because she considers herself the go to person for all of it. Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City") (Bravo)

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#7**
It is not so much what she wore, rather that the very underage actress all of you know wore it specifically for her much older boyfriend. Millie Bobby Brown

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor got dumped because he couldn't stop hooking up with every fan who showed any kind of interest in him. Richard Madden/Ellie Bamber (Robb Stark "Games of Thrones") ("Bodyguard")

155. BILLY MASTERS 01/14
Could it be that a certain stud celebrated a bit too hard at the Golden Globes? So say my spies who say the dazzling dude (more known for TV than film) was beyond bombed and made several unwarranted passes at a bespectacled former co-star. Thanks to quick thinking of his mouthpiece, he didn't make a jackass of himself...again!

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#1**
On the way to an award show last night, this former singer turned television actress was rude to her driver and refused to call him by his name. She just kept saying driver. Mandy Moore ("Critics Choice Awards")

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#2**
This married permanent A list mostly movie actress who is doing some television was turned down by a guy she was hitting on last night. Julia Roberts ("Critics Choice Awards")

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#3**
This foreign born former A- list mostly television actress from a long running almost network show was talking about suicide last night to some close friends. Nina Dobrev ("Vampire Diaries") ("Critics Choice Awards")

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#4**
This A-/A- list mostly television actor all of you know for a certain role was getting laughed at last night at an award show because he overdid it a little on the coloring of his hair and beard. John Krasinski ("The Office") ("Critics Choice Awards")

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress all of you know is married. She is also closeted. She was yelling at her latest girlfriend on the phone while at a restaurant because the girlfriend was leaving the actress because the actress is cheating on her. Jessica Biel

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#6**
It is funny because this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked away from a hit pay cable show always used to get naked on the show but doesn't let her husband ever let him see her naked. Emmy Rossum/Sam Esmail ("Shameless")

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#7**
This former A list tween/teen mostly movie actor is off spending more of your hard earned money on another one of his long vacations. This vacation is known for having a lot of couple swapping which seems right up his alley. Corey Feldman

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#8**
This permanent A/A- list mostly movie actress who has been doing television lately is married to someone just as high on the list. She hooked up with someone Saturday night she met for the first time Friday night at a swag suite. Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban ("Critics Choice Awards")

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#9**
Mr. X: Which alliterate talk show host is not only in rehab right now but has also hired an attorney to look into her personal finances, because she knows her husband has taken money out of their charity and her personal bank account to pay for gifts for his mistress? If your also wondering if they're splitting up for good, well yes. They've been living separately for about a year. Whether she will drop him as manager as well remains to be seen. Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#10**
Will not be a shocker if this actress/talk show host ends up divorced. She and her significant other could barely contain their dislike for each other at an event this weekend. Sara Gilbert/Linda Perry ("Critics Choice Awards")

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#11**
At an event this weekend, this permanent A list mostly movie actress who is a sure fire Oscar nominee this year said she overdid it on edibles and couldn't feel her hands or her feet. Glenn Close ("Critics Choice Awards")

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#12**
She is an heiress to a huge fortune trying to be an actress, but really just seems like she does the acting thing to give her something to talk about at parties. She definitely has a name all of you know. She is in danger of being cut off because of her using all her trust fund money for coke. Nicola Peltz

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#13**
This former non singing reality star turned A-/B+ list mostly television actress from multiple shows that are currently airing says that when she was on her reality show that contestants were basically told they had to have sex with producers if they wanted to advance. Jeanine Mason ("So You Think You Can Dance") ("Roswell, New Mexico" and "Grey's Anatomy") ("Critics Choice Awards")

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#14**
It was only about a week ago that I wrote about this recently married B list actress who I have a special fondness for because of her daytime roots. Now, it appears she and her husband had a fight which might be the end of their new marriage. She refuses to wear her wedding ring for now.

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14 **#15**
Cuckolded: At this point, I am wondering whether the child this married acting couple has is actually the progeny of this A-/B+ list actor all of you know from a now defunct hit television show. The reason I say this, is that the couple is getting the reputation in town for hosting parties where the B- list actress wife of the actor has sex with a man while her husband watches. He never participates, but has been known to record her encounters with the men. He never shares the recordings, or at least hasn't as far as anyone knows. Some of the men have related they have been really uncomfortable with the situation because it is not a very welcoming or fun environment. They felt that it was more of a situation where the wife was forced to bring someone home and she seemed scared/hesitant during the sex. Ian Somerhalder ("Vampire Diaries")/Nikki Reed

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#1**
This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been making the rounds doing press and has been pressuring her team to get her new projects which she assumes must be in the works because of her recent presence. Nope. No one wants her for anything other than slapstick kind of things ala Sharknado and the ilk. Lindsay Lohan

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
There is a convicted murderer publicly hanging out with a way underage C list social media celebrity. The killer previously admitted to having sex with a 14 year old boy, in a book about 2 decades ago. Of course, it’s really rape, since 14 year olds can’t consent. Michael Alig/Desmond the Amazing

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
This in the news married mistress is hooking up with one of her bodyguards. Lauren Sanchez (Jeff Bezos)

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
This Housewife is dropping a bunch of weight, but using Adderrall to do it. So, when she comes out with a diet and exercise book, it will be all crap. Shannon Beador ("Real Housewives of Orange County")

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#5**
This former talk show host who had a years long relationship with a foreign born A list mogul all of you know might be in a relationship but is always hooking up with the mogul whenever he comes to town and calls her. Chelsea Handler/André Balazs

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#6**
This B-/C+ list celebrity who managed even that level of fame because of a marriage wants a divorce so she can find someone she actually enjoys being with before she gets too old. Apparently her permanent A list husband isn't doing it for her any longer. Beth Ostrosky Stern/Howard Stern

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is in a big award winning film this season/model is hooking up with the married to a celebrity head of a company she models for. Laura Harrier ("BlacKkKlansman")/Salma Hayek’s husband François-Henri Pinault ("Louis Vuitton")

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#8**
No one knows the exact number, but the permanent A+ list director now has the contact information for about 3,000 tweens and teens, many of whom had no chance for a recent role just so he could have them in his database. He also knows who are the most vulnerable to his pitches. Steven Spielberg ("West Side Story")

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#9**
A divorce settlement doesn't last forever so this alliterate former A- list celebrity who has had a resurgence the past couple of years to get back to B+ after a decade of nothing is someone all of you know. She is also yachting which she did last year too. Marla Maples (Donald Trump’s ex-wife)

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#10**
This really quick rapper might not want to kiss fans, but he has never had issues with hitting them. A$AP Rocky

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#11**
This B list celebrity offspring is soon to be married. She had a book a few years ago and was going to do a whole book signing tour but cut it short because the only people who showed up were people from her parents generation who were hoping to spot her parents. Katherine Schwarzenegger (engaged to Chris Pratt) (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver) ("I Just Graduated ... Now What?: Honest Answers from Those Who Have Been There")

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#12**
This network was looking for any excuse to push this anchor for several of their shows out the door. They are convinced she was one of the main leakers of stories about the disgraced morning guy she used to share a bed with together while both were married to other people. NBC/Natalie Morales/Matt Lauer

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#13**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is in a franchise says that her last three girlfriends all cheated on her and what is even crazier is each one of them cheated on her with the same woman. Michelle Rodriguez

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#14**
This foreign born actress is mostly television and she has a new show which will probably be a hit. It is one of the few things she has done not in her native language. One thing she is also doing is this married permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who all of you know and who all of the world knows. María Gabriela de Faría ("Deadly Class")

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15 **#15**
The Volunteer: This actor is A- list. He is on an initialed show and been on awhile. He never seemingly makes tabloid news at all, so when this popped up at first, I blew it off. Then, a couple of months later another person said something about him that was super similar. So, I started asking around. Apparently our actor hangs out at missions or shelters which help single moms. Our actor then scouts around until he finds one he thinks is attractive. He will usually take her to dinner and then if they click will do something with her and her children. He then moves them into an apartment to help them get their life back on track. Sounds like this should be a kindness right? Well, of course the woman is grateful for what he has done and he makes it clear that they will continue to only get help if the sleep with him. So, they do. They fulfill his twisted fantasies too. Usually after a month or two he gets bored and has an employee kick them out of the apartment and give them $1000. After a couple of weeks he starts the whole process again. Chris O'Donnell ("NCIS: Los Angeles")

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#1**
This obviously wasted A- list mostly movie actress all of you know, cried and begged her way out of jury service yesterday.
Amber Heard

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#2**
Not a sight you see everyday is this aging permanent A+/A list female songwriter buying a strapon at a Hustler store.

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#3**
This foreign born dual threat B+ list actress stars on a show that makes you want to live north of the border just so you can watch it sooner than you can here was wasted out of her mind on coke last week. Catherine O'Hara (Canada/"Schitt's Creek")

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network sitcom had a great movie year. She also got dumped by a boyfriend who didn't want to come in second to award season. Constance Wu ("Fresh Off the Boat", "Crazy Rich Asians" and "All the Creatures Were Stirring")

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress is on two shows airing on this streaming service. She also kicked a producer in the balls who tried to cop a feel of her breasts this past weekend at an award show. Julia Garner ("Ozark" and "Maniac") (Critics' Choice Awards)

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#6**
Speaking of bad producers, this way under age actress who stars in a movie franchise and a cartoon show that is the Russian version of the annoying Calliou is fighting off producers at every award show stop honoring her brilliant movie performance. There are so many guys always hitting on her who love she can't even drive. Elsie Fisher ("Despicable Me") ("Masha and the Bear") (Best Young Actor/Actress at Critics Choice Awards for "Eighth Grade")

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#7**
There may have been a seismic shift in the Earth because this tabloid went against a planted PR story from the momager who always gets what she wants from the site. Apparently there was so much blowback though they had to actually write the truth. It was only because there was blowback though or else the unchallenged not true story would have been left to stand. Kris Jenner/TMZ (Travis Scott asked permission from Colin Kaepernick to perform at Super Bowl halftime show)

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#8**
For the past year I have been telling you this celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ list singer needed rehab. She finally went. Apparently a family member walked in on a suicide attempt which was the final straw. Paris Jackson

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#9**
To Whom It May Concern,
If you were a solo traveling woman or couple who engaged in swinging activities on your recent vacation with this former A list tween/teen movie actor who used other people's money to fund his vacation, please be advised that one woman caught our actor and his significant other recording their sex session. It would stand to reason that all the couple's sessions were therefore recorded.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Corey Feldman

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#10**
The half dollar rapper has been warned here before. Now, it may be over. The alliterate talk show host started leaking what she has on the rapper and it will be the end of his career. He just wouldn't stop piling on and now it is going to cost him. 50 Cent/Wendy Williams

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#11**
The federal government is financially backing an entire project for this streaming service just to get people to come around to this new branch of the government. Yes, it is a sitcom, but the government is the one who made sure the series got a greenlight. "Space Force"/Netflix

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#12**
The late night host not only didn't make a fuss when his favorite reality star was up for the same gig as one he recently blasted, he tried to help her land the gig. Once again, this host showed his true colors. Andy Cohen (Bethenny Frankel) (Kandi Burress to be on "Celebrity Big Brother" which airs at the same time as "Real Housewives of Atlanta"/named her "Jackhole of the Day")

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#13**
Apparently this C- list celebrity charged by the visit and this A-/B+ list reality star from a permanent A list reality family wanted something less professional in a girlfriend. Rob Kardashian/Alexis Skyy

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16 **#14**
Pretty Baby: This director is A list. He has always pushed the edge when it comes to his films. Many of his films star this A list mostly movie actor. The director had an idea for a remake of Pretty Baby but in a more industrial setting. He wanted to talk to this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress about the role. She is very underage but is totally on board with it and has no problems with the nude scenes or being partially nude in others. At the meeting she asked the director if he wanted to see her naked right then. He said no. She said she didn't mind and it wouldn't be the first time. She also told him she had been with other directors. Not actual intercourse but she knew how to make men happy. The director was disturbed to say the least. Enough so that he no longer is thinking about doing any kind of remake/reboot of it.

A list director: David Fincher
A list mostly movie actor: Brad Pitt
Foreign born A-/B+ list actress: Millie Bobby Brown

200. POPBITCH 01/17
(British blog)
Which veteran star of TV detective shows has the secret nickname "Scatman" on some TV sets? And not because of his skibby dibby doobie, scoobie oobie melodies... (He likes to shit on his companions in bed.)

201. ALL ABOUT THE TEA 01/17
This reality starlet with a long history of promiscuity is being outed by a former friend/business partner. A former business associate revealed that the reality mom "slept with" another controversial reality star on "several occasions," while he had a girlfriend. The male is still dating said girlfriend, who is clueless that her boyfriend hooks up with this fiery reality diva when she comes to town. The former friend spilled this scandalous tea exposing embarrassing details of the drunken coast to coast hook ups. Both reality stars routinely make headlines for their less-than charming behaviors, and both have reputations for spinning the truth. Name both reality stars and their reality shows. Kathryn Dennis ("Southern Charm") ("Kensie + Saint" children furniture line) /James Kennedy ("Vanderpump Rules")

202. TAMARA TATTLES 01/17 **#1**
Tamara Tattles has impeccable gaydar when it comes to American gay men. It even works online. But if you are European it’s only right about 80% of the time. I felt pretty confident that this guy was gay until one of my sources in his neighborhood told me that he was in his gym recently lifting some surprisingly heavy weights and he was checking out every girl who passed, when he wasn’t glued to his phone. I’ve seen the photos and I am now convinced he is straight. I did point out the guy did seem to have a relationship that appeared to be more than friends with a guy, but my source says he thinks that is only when he is drunk (which is often) or is high… and well… My source convinced me it is just a phase. He really is into girls. And BTW this source sees a whole lot of people at this gym. You’d be surprised how much intel you can get from people that share a gym. Keep your speedos on boys… I’m just say. Tamara Tattles knows…

203. TAMARA TATTLES 01/17 **#2**
Or just a drug supplier? Word on the streets say this soon to be married young woman doesn’t look like she has slept for days. The Tamara Tattles source, who lives in her neighborhood says she has vacant eyes and scraggly hair when off camera and often looks like she hasn’t slept or bathed in days. The source says she is super pale without makeup. Fame seems to be taking its toll. Lala Kent/Randall Emmett ("Vanderpump Rules")

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#1**
This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer could not stop talking about happy he is to be taking some time off from his brand new wife. He said it is exhausting being married to her. Nick Jonas/Priyanka Chopra

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#2**
This record label wants you to look at one of their hands while they mute the child molester and want you to ignore the other hand that just gave a ton of money to the serial woman beater who never stops doing it. R. Kelly/Chris Brown (RCA Records)

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#3**
This flowering financial institution knows where all the bodies are buried when it comes to the drug use of the celebrity CEO. Her deposition should be fascinating and something the CEO probably never saw coming. Azealia Banks/Elon Musk

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#4**
Bad news for the cast and crew who were counting down the days until the end of this season and the departure of the namesake of the show. Apparently she was just cruelly teasing them and now plans on staying which will be a soul crusher for everyone who works there. Ellen Pompeo ("Grey’s Anatomy")

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#5**
Apparently if the check is large enough each month, the mom of this A list singer will say really nice things about your significant other which has never previously said. Justin Bieber’s mother Pattie Mallette/Hailey Baldwin Bieber

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#6**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor was doing lines of coke with a blonde D list reality star he took home after the show. "I Am The Highway: A Tribute To Chris Cornell"

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#7**
This disgraced, now former reality star from a show that is still airing, has given up drugs because of testing, but is drinking more than ever. He is also flying in new women each week, but apparently not paying them. They just want to come and hook up with him. Thomas Ravenel ("Southern Charm")

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#8**
There is now a minimum requirement of 5-7 puff pieces per day praising the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity. I wonder how all of that will play out when the former husband decides to sell the wedding reception video that is being fought about behind the scenes. Meghan Markle/Trevor Engelson
(served "200 joints" at wedding reception in Jamaica)

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#9**
They are putting a happy face in public, but this consonant loving permanent A/A- list musician is for sure getting a DNA test. Nikki Sixx (10 year old vasectomy didn’t work)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#10**
The biggest tell that this "relationship" is not what it seems is that within days of meeting this A- list disgraced mostly movie actor from an acting family, his girlfriend quit her job to focus entirely on the actor and her visibility. There are a number of fake projects she has listed to bolster her credits which has in turn, got her small roles on other projects set up by the actor and his friends. They have also added her to short films which in this case, take it to a whole other meaning because the films are a minute or two long but there is a credit for her on IMDb. Seemingly all she really does is cash the checks he gives her while following him around the world making it seem like he is not the horrible creeper he really is. James Franco/Isabel Pakzad (IMDB)

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#11**
This alliterate permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was passing out edibles to TSA agents this week to thank them for working without pay. I also think he was high as a kite. Matthew McConaughey

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#12**
Apparently even when this A list singer was at her peak love of this B+/B list actor she was still hooking up with one of her exes for sex and coke lunch hours. They usually occurred when the actor was working. Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson ("doughnut licking" Ricky Álvarez)

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#13**
This foreign born A-/B+ list tennis player spent the night prior to an important match, hooking up with two guys she met online. Eugenie Bouchard

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#14**
I doubt the Coroner will ever make public is how all the drugs were administered to this deceased news anchor. It was not orally or intravenously or via nasal passage. KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17 **#15**
Easier In The Movies: This actor is probably A- list. He is dual threat for sure. He has a big movie coming out this year and has been on a pay cable show for a bit. All of you know who he is. Apparently there is a female billionaire who was attending a worldwide gathering of equally rich people. She invited the actor to join her. Now, he is good looking guy, but no one had ever invited him to come spend time with him like that. The woman then offered $100K a night before increasing it to to $250K a night. So, there was our actor right by her side for several days as she showed him off. Part of that deal included the entire night. Our actor did his duty with the 60 something woman and said afterwards that each night got easier, but doing it in the movies is so much easier. James Marsden ("Westworld") ("Once Upon a Time in Hollywood") (29th edition of the Salon International de la Haute Horlogerie)

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#1**
The stature of the performers at this tribute concert was supposed to be much higher, but dozens of A listers wanted no part of the widow. Chris Cornell (Vicky)

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#2**
Don't believe the hype about erratic behavior. The recent pictures of the B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister were taken years ago when she was pregnant. Lisa Marie Presley

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#3**
Our celebrity CEO had the first of many bad days today. The teeth of his settlement with the Feds kicked in at the beginning of the year, which put a damper on his ability to lie about the really big things. Both of his big companies are in deep, deep financial trouble. The others are just complete frauds. It's 30 minutes to midnight. After the crash is complete, expect people from the CEO's personal and business lives to spill even crazier tea than you've ever heard about him before, and that's really saying something. Elon Musk

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#4**
This A list singer has a brand new release. It is almost a straight up ripoff of another song by a royal cellphone. Ariana Grande/Princess Nokia

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#5**
The people of this A- list adult singer are on her to stop interacting/praising/being friends with this racist makeup person. Jeffree Star

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#6**
A group of designers have banded together and are making it very difficult for the mistress of the very very rich guy to find a dress for the Oscars. Apparently the mistress is going to get shown off so every reporter can ask the couple about their relationship. Jeff Bezos/Laura Sánchez

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actress from a long running network show is finally learning the true colors of her boyfriend. If she would have read this space, she would have known much sooner. Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")/Wells Adams (she will pay for her engagement ring)

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#8**
The disgraced producer thinks he can get things done more cheaply and thinks the bad stuff is behind him so got rid of the person who made the bad things disappear. The producer will regret his decision. Harvey Weinstein (Ben Brafman)

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#9**
If the experiment goes horribly wrong they have a woman to blame for it which is what this studio wanted. The A/A- list mostly movie actress all of you know has a franchise installment that is going to stretch the boundaries of who watches the movies. Scarlett Johansson ("Black Widow" first R rated movie for Marvel)

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#10**
There is very little I will ever agree on with this former A list reality star/host/fitness star, but her criticism of the late night talk show host is 100% satisfied. You can either help him or not and if he determines you can't, then you are done to him and he will say anything about you that advances his cause. Jillian Michaels ("Andy Cohen, I mean, is just not a nice guy")

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#11**
The female sibling of this foreign born permanent A+/A list model was brought in for "questioning," because of the model's outspoken stances about the new government of her home country. Shortly thereafter, the model stopped saying anything bad. Gisele Bündchen called a 'bad Brazilian' by the country's Agriculture Minister, Tereza Cristina Dias by denouncing deforestation

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#12**
This almost legal A-/B+ list actress who got her start on tween shows says having to hit the casting couch to land her next role which is big was nothing compared to what she endured on the tween show. Notice I said almost legal? Yeah, well her "audition" was in a state where she is legal. Isabela Moner ("Dora the Explorer") (Nickelodeon/"100 Things to Do Before High School")

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#13**
The foreign born three named model/wannabe actress thought she would force the hand of this foreign born A list action movie actor by leaking a wedding date to the tabloids. All that happened was the actor got ticked off and there has been no wedding and not a lot of time spent together since the leak. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#14**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is married, but that is falling apart. It would be worse for him if his actress wife knew he was trying to hook up with his much younger co-star all of you know. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz/Elle Fanning ("Molly")

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18 **#15**
Perfume Wars: How come some celebrity brands of perfume succeeded beyond anyone's wildest dreams despite not being sold by a big celebrity, while others crashed and burned despite the backing of an A+ lister? Well, believe it or not, it all comes down to the formula. If it smells like crap, no matter who is selling it, no one will be buying it. The thing is though, that celebrity and his team thinks it smells just fine. They don't know about the little extra that manufacturers know about that drives big sales and not just a pleasant smell. So, who gets the magic formulas? Well, when the celebrity perfume craze came along there was a rush to get the best formulas. All of a sudden you had these lab geeks being wined and dined by celebrities to let them have the best. Some were just outright purchased with astonishing sums of money. Hello Beyonce. Others though, were acquired the old fashioned way. Perfume casting couch? You bet. So, who are the biggest? A list everything in her mind spent a weekend with the decision maker and she got a massively big hit. Permanent A+ list "singer" was happy to spend a night with a decision maker and she got tens of millions of dollars in return. This former A list singer/international box office star/cheater on her first husband hooked up with the guy in charge a couple of times and also had a huge hit. Someone you might not expect. This permanent A list solo singer and in a group. As a bonus, this former back in the day A+ list reality star hit the casting couch, but apparently didn't give it her best effort so the decision maker didn't give a very good product.

A list everything in her mind: Jennifer Lopez
Permanent A+ list "singer": Britney Spears
Former A list singer/international box office star/cheater on her first husband: Jessica Simpson (major Russian movie star)
Permanent A list solo singer and in a group: Diana Ross
Former back in the day A+ list reality star: Paris Hilton

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#1**
This former A list musician turned reality star turned celebrity is paying his new girlfriend approximately their age difference each month. He calls it paying her bills. There are no bills she could have that high. Randy Jackson/Simone

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#2**
I make theater in New York, and here's one of our big dirty secrets, After Weinstein, the Times started digging around Broadway's #metoo stories. Theaters all around Manhattan, on Broadway, Off-Broadway and downtown, were freaking out. Crying about witch hunts, all of that. This article looked like it was going to include the usual suspects. One Canadian/American director would have been sent up the Big River. A playwright whose work gives people a lot of Reasons to be Pretty suspicious that he's a misogynist was quickly dropped from a very long residency just a few months before his new play was going to premiere. So on and so forth. But then, everything dried up. All of a sudden the questionnaires and interviews all just stopped. This article still hasn't come out. Why? Well, let's just say a major producer of family-friendly entertainment had a director of one of their most recent musicals was caught up in the kerfulle. So they made a few calls, cut a few deals and strongly suggested that the Times "Let it Go."
Canadian/American director: Des McAnuff (directed "Big River", "The Who's Tommy" and "Jersey Boys")
Playwright: Neil LaBute (wrote "Reasons to be Pretty")
Director: Michael Grandage (Disney’s "Frozen The Broadway Musical")

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#3**
Umberto Gonzalez Blind Item
FANBOY BLIND ITEM: Which comic book movie actor got into an Uber, offered the driver $60 if he can smoke a single cigarette in the back seat, got permission from the driver, & then proceeded to smoke not 1, but 6 cigarettes!?

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#4**
Mr. X: Isn't it strange that one of the people who is in that upcoming documentary on that A++ list legend suddenly changed their tune about some alleged inappropriate behavior after the iconic performer kicked the bucket? He worked with the performer several times and along with some family members lived in the entertainer's massive hotel-like compound. It was after he was fired as choreographer for a tribute show for the pop icon by that north of the border performance troupe that he suddenly did a complete about face on the guy whom he constantly defended from these allegations. Gee, you think this is a cash grab? Wade Robson/Michael Jackson ("Leaving Neverland")

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#5**
Yesterday I told you about one artist who thinks the newest creation of this A list singer is a line by line ripoff. Now, another artist is saying the same thing. The only thing will be to figure out who it was stolen from and how much our singer is going to have to pay. Ariana Grande (Princess Nokia, Soulja Boy and 2 Chainz)

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#6**
Yes, he is a serial cheater as his actress girlfriend found out. Prior to the actress though, this athlete was cheating on the plastic surgeoned celebrity offspring of the person who taught her the plastic surgery thing. Apparently our offspring would hit on guys who were already making more money as athletes and seemingly think her athlete boyfriend wouldn't hear about it. Michael Kopech/Vanessa Morgan/Brielle Biermann (mother Kim Zolciak-Biermann)

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#7**
This foreign born reality star who none of you know unless you watch the show she stars on is set to be deported which would make an interesting follow-up for the show. Those arrests are going to lead to a conviction or plea bargain. Larissa Dos Santos Lima ("90 Day Fiancé")

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/19 **#8**
For now, the alliterate talk show host is standing firm with her husband because press releases are coming from the name they use together rather than her as an individual. Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#1**
Don't believe the hype. This A+ list mostly movie actor is not dating or hooking up with this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. He is into very young blonde reality stars right now. Brad Pitt/Charlize Theron

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#2**
In a sighting about as rare as sighting a Stresemann's Bristlefront, this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor was out in the wild alone with his long time boyfriend.

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#3**
This foreign born multiple reality show participant/mogul is used to picking his fellow participants based on how likely they are to sleep with him and would like the same thing with his big show here in the US. So, look for some new female talent to be brought in. Simon Cowell ("America's Got Talent")

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#4**
This alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity invited dozens upon dozens of A+/A list celebrities to her baby shower. The vast majority said no, so now, our former actress is telling everyone she is not allowed a shower. The same rule was in place prior to the invitations, but she was going to ignore the rule. Now, suddenly she is going to follow it. Uh huh. Meghan Markle

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#5**
This former reality star turned reality movie star has moved on to some very hard drugs. An overdose is now within the realm of probability, rather than possibility. Bam Margera

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#6**
This former stripper turned model turned celebrity turned reality star turned whatever she does now likes to tell a story that makes it seem like she never sold drugs. She sold lots. Amber Rose (too pretty to sell crack)

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#7**
Apparently this is more than just a rehab thing for this alliterate talk show host. It is also a could die kind of thing. Wendy Williams

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/20 **#8**
This barely A- list reality star from a reality family is upset about leaked text messages because it shows how he likes to make each fling think they are the only one so he can have an entire string of women. Rob Kardashian

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#1**
Very interesting that the first music released by this former tweener turned A- list adult singer/bad actress is on her ghost singer's record. Selena Gomez/Julia Michaels

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#2**
In a couple of weeks on national television, when she is in the crowd, everyone will be introduced to the yachter who has hit it big with the A list NFL player who has no idea how she has previously earned her living. Camille Kostek/Rob Gronkowski

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#3**
What no one seems to be discussing is how wasted on drugs this three named former model/actress/host was when she got into the incident with another person the other day. That is the reason the three named one delayed reporting it. Kimora Lee Simmons (parking dispute in a FedEx Store parking lot)

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#4**
One of the reasons that this former A list athlete took his own life was he feared his biggest secret being revealed. It remains to be seen if that will occur now because there really is no need to bring it to the light of day. Former U.S. figure skater John Coughlin

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#5**
Without that strict oversight she is used to having, the times this permanent A list "singer" has been drunk has increased ten fold over the past month. Someone needs to step in now before it gets out of hand. Britney Spears

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#6**
This former back in the day A list singer/rapper/duet partner who spent some time in jail for some serious offenses has teamed up with some of his former fellow inmates on a ponzi scheme. Ja Rule

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#7**
The call and the tip to the tabloid all came from the same phone number. A phone number which was never even present at the location where cops were sent. It was all just based on a hunch. The person behind the phone number will do it again and again if needed. Blac Chyna (possibly Kris Jenner)

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21 **#8**
This one named singer/part-time yachter got dropped from her record label because the man she was sleeping with at the label, left. Tinashe

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#1**
This record label executive says that no matter what the result overseas in that rape investigation that this A/A- list singer/woman beater will still be on the label. Chris Brown (RCA Records)

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#2**
At Saturday’s PGA breakfast for that film about the dead A+ list singer, the producer with a royal-sounding last name completely avoided mention of the disgraced A- list director in his prepared remarks. The new association president deserves recognition for bringing up the subject. The producer responded with the same old fake story about the director supposedly needing to take care of a sick mother. Of course, all the usual kneepad-type Hollywood reporters simply parroted this fake story. The real story is that the director was fired. He was freaking out and not showing up to work, because he was worried about a then-forthcoming article, exposing some of his misdeeds. One of those anecdotes described an underage-looking boy procured off the streets for a group sex session. Freddie Mercury "Bohemian Rhapsody"/Graham King/Bryan Singer/PGA President Lucy Fisher

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#3**
This B-list producer of children's movies, including a live action reboot of a classic, found himself in some hot water, due to something he said on social media regarding violence towards children. Jack Morrissey (wishing Covington Boys "into the woodchipper") (Covington Catholic Boys confrontation with Native American elder Nathan Phillips)

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#4**
This host of multiple shows and formats/mogul is doing everything in his power to get people to settle a lawsuit because he is afraid if he is deposed that very personal questions about himself may be asked which he doesn't ever want to answer. Ryan Seacrest (Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna lawsuit)

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#5**
There are new movies to promote and an award season to get through which is why this A/A- list mostly movie actor from multiple franchises is hanging on to his beard awhile longer. The interesting part is his PR people called in a favor to make sure the tabloids all wrote an article about how great his relationship is with her. It always looks odd when all the tabloids run the same type of puff piece. Bradley Cooper/Irinia Shayk; Chris Pine/Annabelle Wallis

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#6**
Speaking of closeted, I don't know if this part-time reality star full time suckup to this reality family is still pretending to date that woman he has been hanging out with forever, but for the past few weeks she has been sucking face in public with a guy who I'm guessing she is doing a lot more with when not in public. Jonathan Cheban (Kardashians)

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#7**
Most of the time, concert venue staff/promoters don't do anything when a performer brings someone underage backstage or even cares what happens to them. Most of the time. Even this foreign born A+ list rapper couldn't do so at a recent event because it happened at a casino. He was told in no certain terms the minor had to leave the area immediately. No one is willing to risk a casino license. The thing is, now the casino is 50/50 whether the rapper will ever be invited back to perform. Drake
("Encore Las Vegas")

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#8**
There is not a huge age disparity, but it is still definitely illegal and making producers of this new network hit nervous that this A- list actor who has a main role on the show is hooking up with this way underage actor who has a recurring role on the show. If you know why the A- lister gets fired at the end of the season, you know the reason why, no matter what is said in the press.

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#9**
A producer on the play turned announced movie had nothing to do with the play, but has everything to do with the married A- list actress who is the star and his former co-star. More time together. Tony Goldwyn/Kerry Washington (Broadway play "American Son" is set to be adapted for Netflix) (husband Nnamdi Asomugha a producer of play)

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#10**
Don't believe her hype. This former A list athlete has had sex. Lolo Jones ("Celebrity Big Brother")

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#11**
It is racing up the charts because it sticks inside your head like no other song in awhile. The singer made sure she got the song and will tell anyone she slept with multiple people to make sure she was the one chosen. Danielle Marie Bregoli ("cash me outside, how 'bout dat") Bhad Bhabie ("Babyface Savage")

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know who has one of the best relationships with an ex you will ever see is hooking up with a Japanese businessman who is married but makes sure she lives a comfortable lifestyle. Kate Beckinsale/Michael Sheen

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#13**
This foreign born mostly movie actress is probably B+ list. She would be higher but spent the last year trying to recover from the relationship she had with this A/A- list mostly movie actor who terrorized her life for years. Our actress is still in therapy multiple times per week, but had been doing multiple sessions per day. Mia Goth/Shia LaBeouf

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#14**
Just remember that when everything comes to light about the alliterate singer married to the pro athlete and their wild nights together and solo with him and the adult actresses, where you heard it first. Oh, and no matter what anyone says, the timeline does fit. He might not be the father, but the timeline does fit. Teyana Taylor/Iman Shumpert/Alby Rydes

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/22 **#15**
In The Shadows: Despite its proximity, this person has never wanted the glow of fame. At one point in time, she was the most famous name in the world. It was brief, but she was there for all the world to see. Since then, she has been in the shadows. Her last name is A+ list. It is recognized by generations of people. In today's society, people still recognize it, but not to the extent it was once held. Across Europe and the rest of the world outside North America, people still know it. She is at a level of riches that most people can't comprehend and has been that way her whole life. People assume she has nothing to do with the sprawling empire of her money, but they would be wrong. She recognizes how her family made their fortune and follows that same philosophy today. Because she moves in such rarefied circles, no one would dare question her about the activities of her companies and how they traffic people from one continent to Europe through the same routes used by her ancestors. That is how they made their money. No one would question she was in charge of a huge drug smuggling route between South America and Europe, again using many of the same trade routes her family has used for generations. In the last couple of years there was a hiccup in her shadow plan. She was forced to briefly emerge from the shadows. She will never forgive a certain person for doing that and he will end up dead. No mystery about it. He will be murdered. No trying to make it look like something else. When the time is right, his throat will be slashed or he will be gunned down. No one crosses her. Athina Onassis (only surviving descendant of Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis, and the only child of Aristotle's daughter Christina Onassis) (divorce from Alvaro de Miranda Neto known as Doda)

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#1**
This A- list dual threat actor who is getting a lot of award season love for a movie is playing dumb in his latest round of trying to dodge questions about the director of his movie that is garnering the awards. If anyone would ever ask a followup, his story would fall apart. Rami Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody") Bryan Singer

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#2**
The long awaited expose about the disgraced A-list Director has finally arrived. If you haven’t read it yet, I would recommend going through every single line. This should completely end the director’s career. It is much worse than what was written to end other big Hollywood careers. The people who have worked at this for years said they had the goods on this guy, and they delivered more than any of us could have expected. They just had to fight for a long time against very powerful and evil people to get the story out there. Bryan Singer ("The Atlantic")

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#3**
This A- lust dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee ticked off the studio of her new movie because now every question asked of her will be about her support of the child molesting singer and people will associate her support of him with the movie. Taraji Henson/R. Kelly

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#4**
This MTV reality star who has been on since the beginning of the franchise realized she had no way to earn income other than working for a living and immediately signed on again for another season. Almost every last one of them is screwed when the series does finally end. Amber Portwood ("Teen Mom OG")

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#5**
This celebrity none of you have ever heard of even though she is married to a permanent A list musician from a permanent A- list band that doesn't play any longer got a present from her still skeptical baby daddy. She wants fame in the biggest way since Kate Gosselin. So, our musician paid for some paps to take her photo. Our barely there celebrity spent three hours deciding what to wear and in hair and makeup for the 30 minute shoot which was predictably painful to watch as she tried to look as if it was all random. Nikki Sixx/Courtney Bingham

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#6**
Left out of the conversation with this A list singer/A- list actress about her reaction to some recent big news is that she was passed out on pills and booze. Lady Gaga (Why Do Stars Pretend They Slept Through Their Oscar Nominations?)

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#7**
KINDNESS: The tipster said it best, so I will leave it as is. Unfortunately they didn't provide any type of description for the kindhearted person, so I shall tell you the person was a foreign born permanent A list singer who was a multiple Grammy winner and has an iconic song all of you know. When I was younger than I am now... There was a festival. I guess you would call it a foreign festival. But it was THE festival. My Dad and I went. The weather was great. We were camping. There were loads of activities, drumming, crafts etc it was crowded. I was old enough to wander off on my own but clearly not old enough to find my way back. So I lost my Dad. We had arranged a meeting place if we got separated. Problem was I couldn't find the place. Because I was a chronic daydreamer. So there I was, in the biggest crowd I'd ever seen, surrounded by hippies. No dad in sight. I wandered around for what felt like hours but was probably minutes before bursting into tears. Someone tapped my shoulder. Asked if I was ok. It was a nice old man. I'm snot crying and can barely speak at this point. I said I'm lost, can't find dad. He said 'It's ok we'll find him together.' We looked for our meeting spot which I barely remember. While we were walking he told me about the time he lost his mom at the park and how scary it was. Trying to help me feel less embarrassed. "We've all been there. Everyone's had this experience at least once. We all found our parents again." Etc. It was a while before we found it. He probably had better things to do than babysitting me. Anyway Dad was waiting for me. I hugged him and started crying again. Meanwhile he shook the man's hand and thanked him etc. He seemed unusually taken with the guy. I thanked him. He said I was most welcome. Tipped his hat at me and away he went. Dad. Starstruck says " DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS?" Leonard Cohen ("Glastonbury Festival"/2008/74 years old) ("Hallelujah")

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#8**
There is going to be a quick check cut in this lawsuit recently filed because this foreign born A+ list rapper wants to keep secret what he was doing with the closeted A list athlete that night that will see both of them go down in flames. Drake and Odell Beckham Jr. (accused of ordering a violent attack on a man in March 2018)

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#9**
Apparently there is a script/playbook this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know, is following. For the next month there will be dutiful wife pictures and full on make everyone love me pictures to try to get people to see her new movie so she can get a higher billing next time. Then, after her movie premieres, she plans on leaving the country for awhile and ignoring her marital duties until such time as they are required again to land another gig. Priyanka Chopra/Nick Jonas

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#10**
This former reality star turned B+ list singer has big substance abuse issues, so he is probably not the best choice as a partner for this B+ list reality star from a below the Mason Dixie line reality show. Hunter Price/Kathryn Dennis ("Southern Charm")

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#11**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor/lover of Russian hookers was such a pain filming a television show that no one wanted to do another season even if it had been a monster hit. Sean Penn ("The First"/Hulu)

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#12**
This foreign born permanent A list model offered herself up to the yachting Gods with her recent cover shoot. She is looking for her next husband. Watch for her next boyfriend to be Middle Eastern. The bidding war will be intense. Elle MacPherson ("Ocean Drive")

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#13**
In order to keep his deal hosting that end of the year special, this frequent host/mogul had to agree to a commitment of several million dollars of fake calls that he uses for various segments that the parent company of the show he hosts at the end of the year, owns. Those fake calls are generally the ones where there are jilted lovers or fake adultery or anything else that is well outside the norm of what you expect from morning shows. Ryan Seacrest ("Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve") ("On Air with Ryan Seacrest"); Andy Cohen ("Radio Andy") ("New Year's Eve Live")

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#14**
Even though everyone knows this foreign born B+ list dual threat actress who has starred on multiple shows from the same streaming service is gay, she is not allowed to come out. Her fans in her home country where she is A++ list like to pretend she isn't gay and would turn against her if she went public with her sexuality. Bae Doona ("Kingdom"/"Stranger"/"Sense8"/NETFLIX) (South Korea)

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23 **#15**
The Spy: This actor is probably A- list. He can play serious or comic. When acting in comedies, he often plays second fiddle to someone higher on the list, but not nearly as good of an actor. Our actor owns a string of vacation rentals focused primarily in resort locations around the country. Warm weather spots. Tropical destinations. Honeymoon destinations. According to an assistant who left the actor's employ about six weeks ago after almost a decade working for him, the actor has a huge secret. Each of the actor's properties has a security system installed. Not just on the outside. The thing is, he makes sure to let everyone know who is potentially going to rent from him, but he buries it deep in the descriptions of the condos. The former assistant sent one to me and it reads, "Surveillance or recording devices on property - The property is equipped with a camera doorbell. There are also seven additional cameras; one in backyard and two inside to monitor the front porch. In addition, there are cameras monitoring each room for your safety." You really have to look to find this disclosure in his properties. The thing is, none of the guests have access to any of this video. It is not for their protection, because they can't see it. Instead, it is for the actor who always looks at the photos of every potential guest and their profile and makes it a priority to let honeymooners rent. Our actor has thousands of hours of footage of guests having sex and has kept tabs on guests he found interesting. He has hooked up with several of them, but even they have no idea about the recordings he saw. Vince Vaughn

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#1**
This B+ list late night comic actor told some really disgusting jokes the other night about raping babies but when someone called him out on it, the actor said the person calling him out was to blame because they were not being respectful of the actor's mental health. So, you get to say what you want and blame it on that and no one can say anything or they are the bad guy? Pete Davidson

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#2**
There is one studio which hired the disgraced A-list Director back in October. The film has not begun shooting yet. Before yesterday’s big expose, my source said that the aging studio head and a VP were pushing for the disgraced A-list Director. The son of the studio head was still fighting to ditch the director. Apparently the son still has morals. After the expose, the source said about the disgraced A list director’s involvement: "Huge chance it doesn’t happen."
A list director: Bryan Singer
Movie: "Red Sonja"
Studio: Millennium Films
Father: Avi Lerner
Son: Yariv Lerner

Avi Lerner (accused of sexual assault of Terry Crews)

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#3**
Everyone outside the industry was expecting this French sounding actor to get an Oscar nomination. What they didn't know was our actor's underground reputation for not being such a nice guy and the inability of his PR team to overcome that reputation. Timothée Chalamet ("Beautiful Boy")

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#4**
The female married celebrity offspring of a celebrity who really has to use that last name more and more to get any kind of job got trapped in a corner. A reporter asked our offspring her thoughts on Chris Brown's history of violence towards women. The offspring expressed her condemnation. Then the reporter told her all of the times her husband publicly supported Chris Brown and the offspring said there were lots of positives about Chris Brown too. Hailey Baldwin Bieber

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#5**
As I have previously mentioned multiple times, this A list couple thought of their children as little more than props that didn't get them the attention they thought they would and basically ignored them. Apparently though, since their decision to split, there has been a huge war between the pair over custody and who loves the children more. The half dozen nannies are being cajoled to support one side or the other and are being offered huge monetary inducements to do so. I say the actor gives up first because he just wants his freedom anyway. Amal and George Clooney

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#6**
This former back in the day A- list mostly television actress who is arguably more famous now, despite not really acting at all any longer is begging for a defamation suit being filed against her which would bankrupt her just in legal fees. She always blames someone else other than herself. If what she says is true, then go to court and change things. She won't because she knows everything she did. Rose McGowan’s former attorney Jose Baez now on Harvey Weinstein’s legal team (says her lawyers were bought off)

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#7**
This foreign born permanent A list singer who has also done the reality thing didn't let on to this permanent A list celebrity all of you know that he supports his fellow country person rather than the celebrity in a very controversial position. Keith Uban/Margaret Courts/Anna Wintour

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#8**
PDA is super rare with this dual threat A- list actor who is having a very good award season. What better way to distract from the lies he told yesterday and will continue to tell for the next month every time he is asked about the disgraced director. Rami Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody") Lucy Boynton

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#9**
This former naked celebrity turned multiple reality star wants another show and figures the best way is to grab an already established reality star to generate some buzz. Is he up for it? We will find out. Kendra Wilkinson/Chad Johnson ("The Bachelor") (He says he is up for it, but doesn't know if it will happen. He is also willing to hook up with her should that be needed.)

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#10**
Apparently there was an A+ list mostly movie actor who was backing multiple entrants in a recent online betting tournament. That A+ lister cut deals with employees of that company for special perks and trips and even money to make sure the actor's backed entrants got special treatment.

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#11**
The wife of the disgraced producer has been spending some nights with him. Georgina Chapman/Harvey Weinstein

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#12**
Apparently the lawyer for this deceased man has documents that are going to blow a case wide open regarding the death of this former A- list mostly movie actress. Brittany Murphy’s father Angelo Bertolotti

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#13**
A gun belonging to this A+ list singer/rapper was used in a botched armed robbery. Apparently our rapper/singer leaves his massive arsenal unlocked at his home. Post Malone

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#14**
This A+/A list actor/director is back on the booze again. Ben Affleck

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24 **#15**
Grooming: This foreign born B list mostly movie actor has long been one of the "finds," of this disgraced A- list director. The find was actually first set in motion by this disgraced Oscar winning actor who first ran into him when the actor was just this side of legal. The actor has used his youthful looks to pick up boys who are not legal and during filming of this award winning film that is having a big year was instrumental in bringing those eager underage boys to the accommodations used by the director during filming. There, the boys would be shown films the director made and told they too could have a future in films if they would hit the casting couch with the director. Now, with the director running from everything, the actor is reaching out to those boys to make sure they stay silent.

303. POPBITCH 01/24
(British blog)
Which TV foodie is no longer flavour of the month with his wife? The rampant cheating has led to an ultimatum: every time she catches him, she gets another child. (We just hope she's got a roomy womb...) Gordon Ramsey

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#1**
This very wealthy foreign born star f**ker thinks everything is love, but her barely there celebrity that all of you know took the opportunity to cheat on her with his ex during a child visit. Chloe Green/Jeremy "Hot Felon" Meeks/Melissa Meeks

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#2**
This film festival founder and dual-threat producer is very vocal about #TimesUp on her social media. She also hired the disgraced A-list director for his most recent big film, and hasn’t said a word about it. Total hypocrite. Jane Rosenthal/"Tribeca Film Festival"/Bryan Singer/"Bohemian Rhapsody"
 ("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#3**
This permanent A list producer/writer who is probably about A-/B+ list as a singer right now had a line of shoes that sold out. He loves to brag about it but the company had to cut the price by 50-60% to accomplish it. They won't be back. Pharrell Williams

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#4**
The individual claims are really small, but a group of people scammed by this former A- list really bad actress turned A- list really bad reality star turned celebrity are banding together to try and get a class action suit together to get their money back and to hold the former actress accountable. Tori Spelling (daughter’s "Stylish Slimes by Stella" company)

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#5**
Despite the drug cocktail she takes every day, this HIV+ former A list singer from a permanent A list group that has not had a hit in a long time, is having a tough time physically right now.

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#6**
This foreign born former A list singer in her own country who loves last names as much as she loves last names, drugs and flop records is back in the news again because she continues to hang on to her endorsement contract, despite her being charged for a hate crime against a black woman while any minority who has the same endorsement contract is dropped in a second if they step out of line. Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini (L’Oreal) (assaulted a nightclub toilet attendant) (first transgender model Munroe Bergdorf/'ALL white people' are racist)

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#7**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor/possible conspiracy to commit murder suspect knows he could never get away with his legal maneuvering here in the US and it is a long shot even overseas. Even if he does win, it is not going to change the fact that everyone knows what he did and how he tried to blame the victim for it. Johnny Depp claims evidence to disprove Amber Heard’s domestic violence allegations. Uh huh

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#8**
REDDIT BLIND: I don't associate with him anymore, but I was involved with a musician who basically groomed me from the time I was 18. He was verbally, emotionally, and sexually abusive. Almost everyone he knew, he had something bad to say about them, and he would play at friendship to reap the rewards of whatever they could offer. He's purposefully pick fights with lesser talent just to watch the drama unfold, and would demonize people who disagreed with him or dared to call him less than perfect. His best friend was beaten down as much as I was, and he used said best friend for free everything. I remember once trying to stick up for him and that didn't end pretty. However, his public persona is charming as fuck. He's outgoing, he's fun, he knows how to build people up, he's high energy. He's built up this reputation as being this hyper-inclusive voice of the underdog and I've read people's testimony crediting him with their own self improvement. I sometimes wish I could tell his fans that he literally does not give an iota of a shit about them. All he cares about is their money and loyalty because he needs the ego boost, and if a single one of them stepped out of line he'd drop them like a sack of shit. Sometimes, I'll get one of his songs on a playlist or a remix or something and I seriously feel nauseous. I can't believe he's got away with everything he's done.

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#9**
According to the police, there is something not quite right about the statement given by this A- list reality star who only is that high if you watch the actual show, otherwise you have no idea who she is. It could make sense to some extent if she split with that guy she is supposed to marry and was moving things out of his place to hers, but that is not what she told police. Lala Kent ("Vanderpump Rules")/Randall Emmett ($10,000 worth of belongings stolen from her car)

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#10**
The girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actress is name dropping the actress at high end stores to get free stuff. She is then selling the stuff. Her actress girlfriend has no idea any of this is happening. Kristen Stewart/Sara Dinkin

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#11**
This foreign born three named model/wannabe actress was already wafer thin. Now though, with her crash and burn forced commitment idea gone astray she has been starving herself, drinking and smoking and nothing else and is a wreck. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (Jason Statham); Lily-Rose Depp/Timothée Chalamet

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#12**
This permanent A list everything in her mind never has carbs or sugar. She just wanted to get some attention for it because she is going to be selling a diet and workout program. Jennifer Lopez

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#13**
Considering this foreign born former reality star host turned celebrity was in an Uber Black blowing a man not her husband, it was quite the shock to see her on a red carpet with her A list mostly movie actor husband later that night. Camila Alves/Matthew McConaughey ("Serenity" screening)

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#14**
This permanent A list comic movie actor is a celebrity offspring. His wife left him because he is such a jerk. Still married, at least for now is this permanent A list comic television actor who went to a strip club with the movie actor. They were escorted to a private room with a bed by several strippers. Ben Stiller (Christine Taylor)

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/25 **#15**
TRICIA 13 BLIND ITEM: So this is one of many Epic nights I’ve had the privilege of having. ... It happened in my original city of NYC which still is a fabulous place for spontaneous parties. I am there because I was involved with a Theatre Company that boasts some of the biggest names you know and see on screen/stage all time. We were all there for a Benefit reading of a now (very famous Writer/Director). The party was non-disclosed until I had my conversation with an actor and he essentially brought me and my friends/entourage to an iconic Playwrights loft with people and celebrity that spanned the spectrum... We still talk about it and though some are no longer here.. it was a night to remember. In the effort to keep it tight- the players that night are as follows: Man 1) Flirty Former A list TV actor from several network shows. He was also a leading male in a cult fave film (one of mine anyway). He was single at the time or dating that former foreign born MTV personality. They married and it didn’t last and I know why- (he’s a flirt) yet he’s the reason we were invited to The Iconic playwrights apartment (killer pad btw). We chatted and I said "so you going to ———/////party ? He said yeah ! Follow us in a cab. We did (naturally). He’s a flirt. Probably why they not together/divorced.

We arrived Man 2) There we were greeted by the charming and very gracious Permanent A list playwright - his most notable work was likely that amazing piece adapted to film starring the triple threat actor whose an A list Dick and America’s Sweetheart for awhile.... Prelude to downfall.

Man 3) a very mysterious looking young guy with good looks and a bohemian cap. You know him now from both film/tv (and Theatre if you run in those circles) and he is an excellent actor. Had a High profile relationship and now has kids. This night he was an up and comer starving actor and we connected. Exchanged numbers and had dinner/dates in the future - but I had no idea how far he would go, just knew he called me post party from a Brooklyn number where he was crashing and asked me to dinner (I declined). We met not long ago but he was with the female 1) foreign born A list AA nominee still and I didn’t take that Vespa ride.

Next person to walk in was Man 4) an Actor (working on his Directorial film debut.) He was coming off a hugely successful film where he got the attention he never got from his TV show or even his famous mom/dad. Talented guy, but lacks in the personality department. That’s "just reality". Love the 90s It film he was in with the former It girl as well as the film he was in process of directing... it was shooting in NYC and he showed up with that fabulous actress from an acting family who is/was extremely shy, and very humble. We talked about her son. Her work, her family and the party that was unfolding around in us which seemed bigger life. Grew more so when Man 5) walked in with then fiancée. I had met him as he was on the Artistic Board of these same theatre folks, and he was always guarded., but charismatic. Liked his drink, his — well that. Iconic family, unfortunate destiny. The night was just beginning.
Man 1/A list TV actor from several network shows: Steven Weber ("Wings"; "All Dogs Go To Heaven"; "The Weber Show"; "Once and Again"; "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip"; "Brother & Sisters"; "Chasing Life"; "iZombie"; "Ultimate Spider Man"; "NCIS: New Orleans"
Former foreign born MTV personality: Juliette Hohnen
Cult film: "Single White Female"
Man 2/Permanent A list playwright: Craig Lucas
Film: "Prelude To A Kiss" (Meg Ryan)
A list Dick: Alec Baldwin
Man 3/Brooklyn actor in bohemian cap: Liev Schreiber
Female 1/foreign born A list AA nominee: Naomi Watts
Man 4/actor: Ben Stiller ("The Ben Stiller Show") (Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara)
It film/It girl: "Reality Bites"/Winona Ryder/nice guy: Ethan Hawke

Film he was in process of directing: "Zoolander"
Fabulous actress from an acting family: Patricia Arquette
Man 5: John F. Kennedy Jr./Carolyn Bessette

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#1**
Apparently this reality family is able to overlook the other two dozen accusations against this woman beating/sexual assaulting/multiple five year restraining order receiving A list singer and think he is being falsely accused of one complaint, but totally forget the dozens of others. Awful people. The Kardashians/Chris Brown

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#2**
I think this team thinks if they wish hard enough they can make the not true, true because there is no way this former tweener turned A- list singer has the amount of sobriety her team says she has. Demi Lovato

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#3**
Just like I told you would happen, the family kept out the underlying cause/contributing factor to the death of this barely there celebrity formerly partnered with this permanent A lister. He argued it was for her family. Nope. It was for him because he didn't want to answer questions about his own health. Kim Porter (lobar pneumonia)/Sean "P. Diddy" Combs

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#4**
This permanent A list singer is proving once again that if the check is large enough, she would perform for anyone under any conditions. OK, maybe not a live execution, but shortly thereafter probably. Mariah Carey (Saudi Arabia)

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#5**
At the request of the big studio who wants to make as much money as possible down the line for this movie, this disgraced A- list director scrubbed every bit of his association with the movie from his Instagram. Like people, will forget. Please. FOX/Bohemian Rhapsody/Bryan Singer
("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#6**
Speaking of the disgraced director, this permanent A++ list mostly movie director was asked to comment about the director two nights ago and just ignored the question. Hmmm, a little complicit maybe? A little too much like looking in the mirror? Steven Spielberg/Bryan Singer ("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#7**
I guess he is still permanently A list, although he hasn't really done anything of any significance in quite some time. Oh, he did make a really bad movie within the last year or two. Shockingly enough, it could have been worse though because the alliterate former actress turned escort was attached to it at one point. Anyway, our actor is broke and trying to scrape by on the direct to streaming stuff. John Travolta ("Gotti") (Lindsay Lohan to play Victoria Gotti)

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/26 **#8**
Our favorite closeted A-/B+ list mostly television actor had a great year. What is he going to do for an encore? Well, he found someone for the showrunner a couple of months ago and lo and behold, our actor got another role. Darren Criss ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story") (Ryan Murphy/"American Horror Story #9.1")

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#1**
A couple of months ago I wrote about this closeted foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor and how his world would come crashing down when victims of the disgraced director also placed our actor in the same parties participating in the same events. That time must be getting close because the trades are doing puff pieces which they rarely do and the bot armies are out in force defending him. Hugh Jackman/Bryan Singer ("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#2**
Mr. X: Which alliterate talk show host has been collaborating with one of her in-laws to sell stories to various tabloids exposing the host's soon to be ex husband physically and emotionally abusing her? Not to mention forcing her to allegedly have sex with coworkers at her previous job. Wendy Williams (Kevin Hunter’s mother Pearlet Hunter)

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#3**
Mr. X: What comedy director is being called a hypocrite for saying that the pop music icon is guilty of his alleged crimes, yet he continues to support his actor friend and frequent collaborator who has had similar allegations surrounding him? Judd Apatow/Michael Jackson/James Franco

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#4**
Mr. X - Old Hollywood: Hollywood stars and moguls meeting and performing for dictators isn't a new thing. The first ones to do so were this acting power couple, considered to be the first of such, and cofounders of a movie studio wined and dined with Mussolini pre WWII. Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks Jr. ("Pickford-Fairbanks Studio")

Among the others:
1. The newspaper magnate and his actress mistress/possible wife dined with Hitler and Joseph Goebbels. William Randolph Hearst/Marion Davies

2. That comedy producer/mogul whose films still get played on TV had a signed picture of Mussolini in his office . He even brought two of his biggest stars who are the subject of a recent biopic for a photo op. A deal with the Cinecitta Studios, then under fascist control, eventually fell through. Hal Roach/Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy ("Stan & Ollie")

3. It has been debated whether that mogul whose last name and creations you see everywhere met with Mussolini for a photo op! but most evidence points to yes, he did. But he did not support fascism, as many people want you to believe. Walt Disney

4. This A++ list Oscar winning director, who many people forget is foreign born, met with Mussolini numerous times and had a big oil painting commissioned of Il Duce to hang on the wall of his living room. That painting mysteriously disappeared once the US entered WWII and the director went on to direct propaganda films for the US government. Frank Capra

5. This mogul badly wanted to meet Mussolini and Hitler, but he did get a visit at his studio from Mussolini's son Vittorio who did a photo op with the mogul and his biggest star of the studio's first decade. Vittorio was also friends with #2 and #3. Darryl Zanuck/Shirley Temple

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#5**
How do you spend your weekends? Well, if you are this permanent A list mostly movie actress who doesn't really act any longer and also directs, but they are not very good and her marriage track record is also not so hot, you take the kids and go sell dog treats at the dog park. Angelina Jolie

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#6**
Was she sick? No. Was it drugs? It doesn't appear to be. Apparently our one named singer/actress is having horrible stage fright and was totally unprepared and didn't know how to use the teleprompter to sing and just bailed at the last minute from a high profile gig. In the past she would have used drugs to get through it. Brandy ("Kennedy Center")

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#7**
I'm not saying the former A+ list singer went home with the late night talk show host but they were certainly cozy with each other all evening at a party for the host, way more than usual when they hang out. Oh, and that reality star who has multiple shows on the channel, could have easily made it. She chose not to attend. John Mayer/Andy Cohen (Andy Cohen’s baby shower)/Lisa Vanderpump ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules")

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/27 **#8**
It wasn't all that long ago that the girlfriend of this A+/A list athlete who will be starting in the Super Bowl was charging by the hour. Quite the step up for her. Her income has taken a hit though because she is afraid to ask the athlete for money for fear he will dump her. Jared Goff ("Los Angeles Rams")/Christen Harper

335. BILLY MASTERS 01/28
Could it be that a star of stage, (small) screen, and song has had just a wee too much plastic surgery? And on one so young. Alas, for some people, it's perfection or nothing at all. While the body of work is flawless in that cloned way, the face seems somewhat frozen. Below the belt...well, the first cut was definitely not the deepest.
Jonathan Groff

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#1**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This B list celebrity offspring is an actress. She will never be higher on the list than either of her parents. She was a buzzed dirty talking machine last night at an after party who didn't have sex, but came close and did finish a guy off with her hand. Rumer Willis (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)

337. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#2**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: Proving once again, he just isn't that nice, this A- list mostly movie actor told a reporter "F**k you," when the reporter asked about not getting an Oscar nomination. Timothée Chalamet

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#3**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This is how weird the SAG Awards are. Technically this actress could have been nominated for two awards last night but was far enough down the bill in a movie to where she only got nominated for a television show. Anyway, she used to do porn back in college to support herself. Sydelle Noel ("GLOW") ("Black Panther")

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#4**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee says that over the last three years she has gone out with a handful of guys, all of which have cheated on her from day one or she was the other woman and had no idea. At this point, she trusts no men, although she is giving her latest some trust by revealing him to the public after a lot of on and off dating whenever she would bust someone else over the last couple years. I actually think the guy is a keeper and tell her that all the time. Emma Stone/Dave McCary

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#5**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B list mostly television actress who stars in a very hit streaming show was doing coke last night at a party and someone confused her for this A-/B+ list actress who is most well known for being on a now defunct long running hit network comedy. Although, honestly whether it is television, commercials or movies, she basically always plays the same version of herself. Instead of correcting the person who thought our coke user was the actress, the cokes user said she was the actress and even offered to sign an autograph. Jodie Comer ("Killing Eve")

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#6**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B list actress who was seemingly one of fifty people from a hit streaming show that were in attendance last night said that word got out that she is a bit of a masochist when it comes to sex and since then she gets actors/writers/producers/directors all sliding into her DM's asking her out. Before that news came out during an interview for the show, no one ever asked her out. Usually she gets 20 DM's a day now asking her out. Someone from ‘GLOW"

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#7**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on television is closeted. He spent the weekend, or as much of it as he could with his favorite Latinx escort who our actor met about a year ago and hooks up with whenever the actor is town. Our actor is convinced the escort has no idea who the actor is, but, surprise it is the escort who leaks about the actor. Mike Myers

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#8**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This B- list actress has been around for well over a decade as a companion/significant other who has always been higher on the list. Our actress finally caught a break, but is going to blow it if she shows up to events wasted out of her mind like she was last night. Plus, her boyfriend is still an addict, so probably not the best idea. Cara Santana/Jesse Metcalfe

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#9**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actor stars on an award winning streaming show which was honored last night. Once, he had a beard who he got into a fight with and he sexually assaulted her with a plastic bottle. She was convinced by her team to not do anything and she has kept quiet the past two years.

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#10**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: A big buzz last night with people talking that a few years ago this permanent A list mostly movie actress who only now acts in one franchise because she is worried about her side gig hooked up multiple times with this very rich person/wannabe politician. Gwyneth Paltrow ("Pepper Potts") ("GOOP")/Howard Schultz

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#11**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee says she has had multiple miscarriages and is causing strain on her marriage. She is spending more time apart from her husband, and not just while working. Margot Robbie/Tom Ackerley

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#12**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list singer/actress was the big winner of the who can do more coke in one night than anyone else here award. Hands down, most from any celebrity male or female. There was a male producer who had such a huge bloody nose and was so wasted he didn't even notice it running down his shirt and covering him like a gun shot victim. Kate Nash ("GLOW")

348. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#13**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress stars in that book turned streaming show and purged the food she ate at a party in under one minute. Fastest anyone could recall seeing someone purge in an evening gown. Shay Mitchell ("You")

349. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#14**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: Absent for the evening in person, the boyfriend of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee, nevertheless made his presence known via texting and face timing, that he was monitoring her. Apparently her drug dealing/cartel affiliated boyfriend is paranoid about who she is with and what she is saying. You would think after her last drug dealer boyfriend, she would have seen the light. Lupita Nyong'o

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#15**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This GLOW actress said last night that she hooks up sometimes with this comic/actor none of you probably know. In fact, my spy didn't even know who the actress was talking about. I do though, and last I checked he was dating that A+ list pro athlete/entertainer who might be the most popular person in the sport, male or female. Becky Lynch/Jeff Dye

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28 **#16**
Something For Everyone: It seems like so long ago, but it really isn't. Two of the people involved are still well known, and depending on your interests, I'm guessing one is really well known and the other isn't. It is all about perspective. What isn't about perspective even though this A list director likes to pretend it is just sex is the fact that during a casting call and during the filming of a movie, the A list director raped a well below driving age star of the movie. The director, who has been written about before here in this space is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is finally being taken to task for his actions and some of the victims of Bryan Singer are coming forward speaking about this director. What also happened on the same movie is that this also too young to drive actress who was at the time a drug addled mess and was about to get the biggest boost to her fame by starring in a television show, was also raped by a producer while she was basically passed out from drugs. He liked to brag about it and even showed people pictures of the naked actress until someone told him it was child porn he was carrying around on his phone.
Movie: "Paranoid Park"
Director: Gus Van Sant

Star/actor: Gabe Nevins
Actress: Taylor Momsen ("Gossip Girl")

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#1**
She is going to have to suck it up and go to the Academy Awards with him, but this foreign born former A list model bailed from the SAG Awards and other things this A+ list mostly movie actor has been traipsing off to after they had a huge fight about how she is not being supportive and it doesn't matter if he ignores her all night every single time, that she still needs to be there. She has had enough of it and him. Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#2**
The former stripper turned escort turned hanging on to custody by a thread celebrity is not making a very good case for herself when she goes out with a guy who traveled internationally to rape a 16 year old when he was 33 and then bragged about it. Now, he beat our celebrity after she also got violent with him. No custody means no child support which means it will be back to escorting. Blac Chyna/Kid Buu

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#3**
With the unearthing of her documented racist past, the producers of this show are facing some serious backlash and it is unlikely that this celebrity offspring will be asked back to host it again. Paris Hilton ("American Meme") ("I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one," moments after making out with Vin Diesel, who is half-black); Hailey Baldwin Bieber ("Drop the Mic")

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#4**
She just can't help herself. I'm sure she will blame it on her team, but this singer/actress has been watching the numbers every day and her team had a press release ready to go the second the singer/actresses' film surpassed another. They still have a looooong way to go though if you account for inflation. Lady Gaga ("A Star Is Born" has now surpassed 1992’s "The Bodyguard" as the highest-grossing movie of all time that stars a musician)

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#5**
This former A list teen movie actor doesn't have any of the money he got from all of you. His latest plan though is to get traditional financing for a movie from industry people and then make a movie with their money (while spending some too) and then claim he used your money to make it. Corey Feldman  (shopping doc on sex abuse in Hollywood at Sundance)

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#6**
This foreign born permanent A list singer has the tabloid world selling her boy toy story line while her relationship with the woman she has been seeing for well over two years now stays in the background. Celine Dion/Pepe Munoz

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#7**
These sex cult perpetrators are running out of funds. Their solution is to have their supporters try and link the sex cult to divisive politicians so they can raise money from the other side to help them defend themselves. NXIVM

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#8**
This A/A- list rapper/DJ shoved a woman the other night because she took his vial of coke and dumped it into a pile of snow. The rapper looked like an idiot trying to snort it up while it was on the snow and everyone laughed. He got up and shoved the woman who did it. DJ Khaled (Rick Ross birthday party)

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#9**
It must be former A list teen mostly movie actor day today. While out raising money, the actor will probably want to try and avoid getting busted doing coke again like last year. Always makes producers nervous to give their money to a guy who loves doing coke. Corey Feldman

361. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actor who has starred on two hit television shows in addition to the middling streaming show he is on now decided to throw his full support behind his rapist best friend. The best friend, who has been accused by multiple women of multiple rapes was hanging out all weekend with the television actor. Maybe someone should go up to the actor's actress wife and ask her thoughts on the matter. Ashton Kutcher/Danny Masterson/Mila Kunis

362. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#11**
Apparently the disgraced producer is trying to sell a documentary about himself told completely from his point of view. Harvey Weinstein

363. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#12**
This A- list actress from multiple hit shows airing simultaneously can say what she likes about not having plastic surgery, but she has. The thing is though, as I have previously said, the weight loss is not from plastic surgery so technically she is right about that, although, does she really want to admit to hoovering up Adderall. Ariel Winter

364. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#13**
Our favorite alliterate actress turned celebrity is accepting money from designers to wear certain clothes and products. She doesn't care at all that it is against protocol. She is cashing in. Meghan Markle

365. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#14**
This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister bailed early from rehab. Not a good sign. Paris Jackson

366. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29 **#15**
Turned Me Out: I was a small town girl, naive, and parent-less when I went off to college. My mom died when I was 14 years old, and my father remarried less than a year later to a woman who didn’t want me or my brother and made my father choose between her and us. My father chose her. I couldn’t wait to get the hell out of there. I attended a college in the area, on a full theatrical scholarship, with dreams of stardom and my virginity still intact. Two short months and one college party later and I would find myself pushed down onto a bed and raped by a Brazilian soccer player who I secretly had a crush on. Like many women, I blamed myself. It didn’t matter that I kept saying no, and was too drunk to say my own name. It was my fault and I had asked for it. I would drop out of college after this, terrified that I would run into him again on campus. Everything went downhill from there. I tell you all of this because it was at this time in my life when I would meet a man I will call J. J was twice my age. J would groom me and then use me, turning me out to his music industry buddies and later… M. It’s girls like me that become easy prey for sexual predators. I met J the beginning of 1989. I was 19 years old. He was twice my age, physically unattractive but charismatic and confident. I would soon find out that he was the owner of a rehearsal studio, whose name was an homage to Elvis, J’s idol. Studio was a magnificent concert rehearsal facility, unlike any other rehearsal studio in ( ), designed to cater to both local and international talent. The likes of Jimmy Miller, Dick Scott of Dick Scott Entertainment, New Kids On The Block and Stevie Nicks (just to name a few) all rehearsed there. I told J my story and he pretended to care. In between the time that I was raped and quit school, to the time I met him, I had dated a woman. He seemed to like hearing about these things. I didn’t understand it at the time why. J went from making me feel like I was special and beautiful to putting me in uncomfortable situations where I was left alone at parties with men or sent off on car rides only to be brought back to their homes where I was told they could make me famous and then in the blink of an eye their hands were all over me. Some people would say, why didn’t you push them off of you, tell you no, and insist they drive you home? I don’t have an answer for that. I think I began to feel on some level that this was all I was good for. Nearly one year into the relationship, in October 1989, my "boyfriend" J would ask me if I would sleep with M. I swear to you on my mother’s grave I didn’t know who M was. J laughed in disbelief, letting me know he was lead singer of the band ( ). Okay, now we were getting somewhere. I wasn’t a fan. I knew some of their music. I couldn’t remember what M looked like. I didn’t want to do it. I loved J. This is exactly how it was presented to me. M wanted to see two girls "make love" before he left the country to launch their tour. J was only happy to hook him up. I imagine this was something he did more often than not, for these celebrities that rehearsed at his studio to ensure their continued patronage. When I asked J who I would potentially be making love to in this scenario he asked ME to find someone. I called my ex-girlfriend and she said NO. She was involved in a relationship with another woman at this time and she was not having any of it. I thought of another woman who I had met at the studio, whose name I won’t reveal. She went on to became a big Hollywood talent agent. She couldn’t do it because she had a date that night. But she did make a brief appearance for the opportunity to meet M, whose baby she told him, half jokingly, he wanted to have. Long story short I showed up at that night. M greets me at the door. He tells me J had told him all about me. (I’m sure he did). He wastes no time and begins to kiss me. (I’m not going to lie I was attracted to him). But it turns out we’re not going to be able to get down to business right now because the entire band is there rehearsing … Now let’s not forget M and the band, now represented by manager, are now on the sober path. One thing I haven’t told you yet is that J was big time in to cocaine. BIG TIME. If their manager knew this I doubt very much he would have approved of their being there. Drugs were never my thing, thank god, in fact I was terrified of them. Anyway, I digress. Next thing I know I’m being escorted into the large room with a stage and there’s the band. I sit on a stool. M pours me champagne and I begin to realize that I’m in a situation that many girls would have killed to be in. IT still doesn’t feel right to me. Where’s J?? It suddenly hits me that I don’t want to do this. I love J. I got up to leave, M asked me where I was going. I told him to find J. He asked me if I was coming back. I said I didn’t think so but it was nice to meet him. Then he asked me if he would see me again. I said I’d like that. And he said he would "arrange" for it to happen when he got back from tour. And that was that. BUT… then end of the year J was hooked up with tickets to M's band's Concert at the ( ), this of New Years Eve 1989 into 90. I remember when he was on the phone with someone about these tickets and then he hung up he was PISSED. He starting ranting about how he’d hooked M up with tons of women, and that he’d "even accommodated him with dildos up his ass". That never left me because there were certain things J would tell me when he got high, about fantasies he had about getting it on with the same sex. I began to wonder if him and M didn’t have threesomes and foursomes together, and if J didn’t oblige him sexually as well. I’ll never know this. I went on to meet another man, just like J who turned me out. When I tried to run away from him and that life he came after me. It was a dark road in and out of the sex industry, for years until I met my husband. I was literally raised by wolves.
J = A list engineer: Jack Douglas
Studio: Record Plant
M = Permanent A+/A list singer from a permanent A+/A list band: Steven Tyler ("Aerosmith")
Manager: Tim Collins
Tour: "Pump Tour"
New Years Eve 1989 concert: Boston MA Boston Garden

367. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#1**
The latest chance for the former A list singer/child molester to go to jail has evaporated because the singer was able to write a check to the victim and they agreed to not cooperate with the police. The thing is, it didn't even take that large of check. Less than six figures. R. Kelly

368. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#2**
It looks like the husband of the alliterate talk show host is still writing the press releases because they are all effusive in their praise of the husband which is the opposite of what it should be. Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter

369. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#3**
The producers of this reality show are allowing this former talk show host/reality star to self medicate and things are going from bad to worse as far as her mental state. Tamar Braxton ("Celebrity Big Brother")

370. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#4**
Once again, the producers of a soon to be released movie tried to do damage control by sending out two of the people involved to apologize for their apparent support of the child molesting singer. Instead, it just turned into a non denial kind of denial and they never took the statements back. The producers and studio are crazy right now because the movie is going to be a bomb because of it. Taraji P. Henson/Erykah Badu/R. Kelly ("What Men Want")

371. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#5**
This alliterate singer should be looking in the mirror and his own history with underage sex. For decades he had sex with women who were not old enough to consent and now he thinks he has the right to judge what singing family member did. Please. Go back to avoiding taxes and using credit cards established in people's names other than yourself. Jermaine Jackson Cries 'Just Leave Him Alone' About Brother Michael Jackson After Doc Premiere

372. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#6**
It isn't like this almost A- list reality star is any better with his kid than the mother. Our reality star much prefers hanging out with different women and leaving the parenting to everyone else in his life. Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna

373. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#7**
Well, you have to give credit to the A list talk show host for helping out his friend. But, is it helping out if you are covering for his misdeeds? Is there a reason the talk show host isn't letting the friend use the house any longer. Yeah, because the lie to the media only works once and it didn't work all that well to begin with. Jimmy Kimmel/Chef Adam Perry Lang

374. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#8**
As I have said for at least two years, this reality star/celebrity is setting the market for a virginity video when her daughter turns 18. She is counting on it for her own retirement and doesn't care if her daughter walks away with any of it. Farrah Abraham (posts video of nine year old daughter Sophia dancing in her underwear)

375. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#9**
This foreign born entering into her last season of that pay cable show A- list actress might want to check on her boyfriend. Seems as if he is on the dating app Raya and is swiping right all the time. If the girlfriend asks, he will probably just say he is on there looking for friends. Uh huh. Emilia Clarke ("Game of Thrones") (Charlie McDowell son of Mary Steenburgen, Malcolm McDowell)

376. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#10**
The Mogul has always protected the disgraced director. Their relationship goes back to when they used to attend the infamous pool parties with about 2 decades ago, where underaged boys would run around naked - getting raped, after they were filled with booze and drugs. Most of the major industry media outlets have been shy about calling out the disgraced director, or those who enabled his debauchery. One publication stands out for its constant churn of stories attempting to gloss over the disgraced director’s crimes. The reason is that the Mogul is good friends with the owner of this publication. David Geffen/Bryan Singer/Todd Boehly "The Hollywood Reporter" ("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)

377. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#11**
Don't believe the hype. This tabloid would have you believe this royal couple is staying up late building baby furniture by hand rather than a team of a dozen people who have been doing the entire project from design to installation. "The Sun" (Meghan Markle and Prince Harry using vegan paint infused with eucalyptus and rosemary oils)

378. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#12**
This former A+ list singer/former reality star would like to work with someone bigger than she is right now because it is the only way she will get a label to pay for studio time. Big flops and a high drug bill do not make labels happy. Christina Aguilera

379. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#13**
The next casting for this UK reality show is going to be huge. Literally a thousand women want to be a part of it because the female stars of the tropical sounding show are the most requested celebrities for yachting and they charge four or five times what every other reality star can charge. "Love Island"

380. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#14**
She can either do a threesome or watch, but this former A- list singer/reality star knows that almost every day her celebrity/actor husband is going to bring home another woman. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian ("LeAnn & Eddie"); Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross

381. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30 **#15**
Redhead Sparrow???: Is it the greatest practical joke of all time? Wow, that is tough, because we don't know every practical joke that has ever existed. Out of the ones I am aware of, this is right up there and is also a little sad, which also seems to happen when a joke is particularly good. So, apparently there is this guy who is married and was playing poker one night and got a little buzzed. Who slides up next to him, but this former almost A- list mostly movie actress who basically asks if he wants some company. One thing leads to another and they have sex. Apparently during the night, our actress Googled the guy and finds out how much he is worth and decides she wants some of those hundreds of millions, wife be damned. So, she starts putting on the full court press and calls his office and cell and shows up in places where he is. He wants her out of his life. He talks to some friends and passes out some money and decides this will be fun. She wants to meet him in Belgium where she is about to start filming. He agrees, which must have probably shocked her. When they do meet, he is looking over his shoulder, and acting as if he is being followed. He passes her a room key and tells her to meet him. She shows up and explains to her that he is trying to acquire another company and needs permission of the EU for the merger/acquisition to take place. At least two other companies are trying to close the deal, and are following him to see who he talks to. He is trying to get members of the appropriate committee on his side, but the woman he had set up to "meet" with them had bailed. Does our actress known anyone who could help. Our actress, seeing this as a chance to use her wiles and accents says she will take on the task and with the help of the businessman goes about seducing or attempting to seduce members of this EU governing body to try and get the sale approved and her boyfriend might dump the wife and marry our actress. The guys our business person hired pretend to tail the actress and make her feel like she is living in a spy movie. The actress is skipping filming just to find these men and sleep with them. Finally, after the fourth or fifth guy, she asks one about the merger and the guy has no idea what she is talking about. So, she goes back to two others and they have no idea what she is talking about either. She realizes she has been had. The thing is though, to this day she will tell you she was a spy. Lindsay Lohan ("Among the Shadows" filmed in Brussels, Belgium)

382. POPBITCH 01/31/19
Where many Hollywood stars resort to cosmetic surgery to keep themselves looking taut and youthful, which rom-com actress has come up with an ingenious natural alternative? She insisted that a recent sex scene she filmed be shot on a bed that was tipped up at a 45 degree angle, with matching tilted cameras, so that gravity pulled her boobs down (rather than apart, as happens when she's flat on her back) to give them an on-screen effect of pertness. Jennifer Lopez ("The Boy Next Door")

383. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
This permanent A++ list celebrity always seems to be partying with the worst people. There is the disgraced producer and now the mogul who is pulling all the strings he can to save the disgraced director. Meanwhile, the mogul has been one of the worst offenders ever, but our celebrity just smiles and pretends none of that ever happened. Oprah/Harvey Weinstein/David Geffen/Bryan Singer
("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)

384. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
This former B+ list mostly television actor from a now defunct, back in the day hit show is going through a divorce to someone much higher on the list. His ex might like to know our actor was cheating on her while the couple was married and siphoning money from the family bank accounts to pay for it. Adrian Pasdar ("Heroes")/Natalie Maines ("Dixie Chicks")

385. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#3**
This permanent A list musician from a permanent A list band who has also done reality television has at least a dozen lawsuits/potential lawsuits from women he has groped/assaulted over the past two years. Apparently his wife made him move into the guest house until his tour started. Gene Simmons ("KISS")

386. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#4**
Although this company does finance movies, it has no interest in really making money from them. It is simply a way to launder money between countries using the various expenses producing a movie generates. The company is essentially a bank anyway, and this is a way to move it around like a real bank. Their last two movies have been historical level bombs and they couldn't be happier. Laundering money and deductions. Aviron Pictures ("Serenity" and "A Private War")

387. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#5**
This waiting for a family member to die so she can have some money without working actress has been told no many times to a reboot unless she includes all the original members. She doesn't want that, so the answer will continue to be no and she will continue to live off handouts. Tori Spelling/mother Candy Spelling ("Beverly Hills 90210")

388. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#6**
This dating app all of you know is increasingly worried because the buzz is, their app was the reason the A- list mostly television actor was where he was to get beaten. One of his attackers connected with him on the app. Jussie Smollett (Grindr)

389. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#7**
He may not want to believe it, but this very wealthy man who will be less wealthy after his divorce should look no further than the woman who is currently sharing his bed as the source of the leak that brought down the wealthy man's marriage.
Jeff Bezos (Lauren Sanchez’s brother Michael Sanchez)

390. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#8**
Mr. X: What B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn of an A+++ lister has been having trouble getting her memoirs published for the last decade or so? It's a roman a clef, so names are changed. The reason why many publishing houses refuse to publish it is because she reveals that the mogul/enabler of that disgraced director raped someone very close to the singer when that person was underage. Not only that, but she also accuses the mogul of orchestrating the media smear campaign of not only that close person, but also a relation of said person when that family member was blackballed due to a national scandal. She also was going to reveal that she was molested when she was underage by the leader of that cult she and her family were a part of for many years. There are also allegedly sordid details involving several closeted celebs not only who are members of that cult, but people who she considers friends and acquaintances. Maybe she'll self publish the book, but the amount of shocking detail in it may keep it from seeing the light of day.

B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn: Lisa Marie Presley
A+++lister: Elvis Presley
Mogul/enabler of that disgraced director: David Geffen/Bryan Singer ("The Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
Raped: Michael Jackson
A relation of said person: Janet Jackson
National scandal: "Super Bowl" nip slip
Leader of that cult: L. Ron Hubbard (Scientology)
Closeted celebs: John Travolta; Tom Cruise

391. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#9**
It looks like this A- list mostly television actress with multiple hit shows is helping out a family member again to help scam more families out of acting lesson money with promises of riches. Dove Cameron/mother Bonnie J. Wallace ("Young Hollywood Actors: How They Got Started, How They Keep Going: Stories and Advice from Your Favorite Performers (The Hometown to Hollywood Interviews)")

392. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#10**
This director who loves child porn is about to land a new job. The thing is though, the studio is scared that some of the information they have discovered will end up seeing the light of day if they hire him and that it will come out, the studio knew about it when they hired him. James Gunn ("Superman")

393. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#11**
Apparently the $500 per session this talk show host/Ryan Seacrest mini me is paying an escort is not enough. She thinks he is being cheap so is talking to the tabloids about her years long relationship with the married host. Mario Lopez

394. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener sent a six figure gift to his ex. I'm guessing the wife doesn't know. Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez/Hailey Baldwin Bieber

395. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#13**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who has multiple Academy Award nominations/wins is married. His new mistress just graduated from high school. I believe our actor is in his 60's. Yep, he is. I went and checked. Tom Hanks (62) (5 nominations/2 wins); Denzel Washington (64) (8 nominations/2 wins); Jeff Bridges (69) (7 nominations/1 win)

396. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#14**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring of parents more famous was going to turn down a recent movie offer but her foreign born A list celebrity insisted she take it. He is tiring of her and would like someone new to play with. She has been refusing jobs just to be near him and he is beginning to dislike that a lot. Dakota Johnson (Melanie Griffith, Don Johnsonn)/Chris Martin
("The Friend")

397. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **#15**
A Night To Remember - A Tricia13 Blind: So I left with bated breath(??) awaiting the final moments of this Epic night. It is one of many, but one of my fondest, merely because I genuinely like so many of the players and I know that readers would appreciate their presence in it. That said-"The Night was just beginning ".... The person who stole the night’s attention has been guessed by many already, and he was there with his then GF and a woman I came to realize was her sister (part of the doomed future events. (John Kennedy Jr./Carolyn Bessette/Lauren Bessette) She (GF/BC) was highly animated in a way people don’t generally arrive at naturally or through Vitamin B shots (if you know what I mean). The Host/Playwright (Craig Lucas) I spoke of paid much attention to him (more than anyone else really), likely because as gay man he was under his spell like anyone with a pulse, but also because they were good friends/neighbors. As I stated, the man with the smile and the iconic family was an impressive supporter of the arts, and did it on several Theatre Co. Boards - that said; as I was watching them with what I thought (hoped) was casual indifference- he came over to the bar/kitchen and poured himself a scotch/soda... We chatted again, without him realizing we already had before at the Valentines Day Benefit about 6 months prior at that theatre company well call the "Unclothed Cherubs". He was noticeably buzzed but not as surly as the night of the Benefit. He was actually sociable (maybe the party favors he and GF were partaking in)? Again - charismatic - but almost tragically poetic somehow in his bemusement. It’s as if he had already seen too much and was impressed by too little. Growing up under the microscope he did, I can only imagine there would be no other way to be.... So A list Asshole Actor/Director offspring (Ben Stiller) coming off the huge hit/iconic film ("Reality Bites") comes over and they chat it up.... Mr. Smile leaves with an eye roll at me (directed at him) and so here we are. I graciously tell him that his film meant a lot too many and that his character was the winning one (I lied lol) that was held by a friend of mine (TD) (Ethan Hawke) who Enty gives a hard time too??. He replied with no visceral care in the world and said "yeah - I get that a lot". (I guess I wasn’t the only liar ??). He was drinking a Coors Lite and smoking and just wreaked of social discomfort. Contrarily, his guest that night (TR) - actress from an acting family (Patricia Arquette) previously mentioned - was a delight. Humble, shy but very engaging and kind. We spoke of her son and and hippy dippy stuff and when I saw the film ("Flirting with Disaster") they were working on at that time I realized how much she was that character IRL. (Repeat.- one of my fave films). A brief appearance was made by CB. Dual threat actress (Sarah Jessica Parker - "Sex and the City") who some call equine like in appearance and her actor hubby (Matthew Broderick - "Ferris Bueller's Day Off "). Both hold iconic roles - her in TV to film, his solid film (classic-though he is an awesome stage performer). They too are involved with the "unclothed Cherubs" (her brothers as well) ("Naked Angels theater company"; brothers Toby and Pippin Parker were co-founders) I spent time with either at a dinner one night and find her likeable (he is very shy but sweet), but they didn’t stay long.... her ex was there (Robert Downey Jr.) (bonus guess ). So that brings me back to the fellow guest that intrigued me the most and maybe still does. Our conversation was different (he was not yet famous), and the relationship had a totally different trajectory, as it were. Recent Yale Grad (but non boastful I had to dig), he was mysterious, guarded and inquisitive about me and my life, which is always refreshing lol. It was due likely to his pre fame but he is still, the same person upon last time we met. The chemistry was strong and I gave my number out (not often occurrence). For example Actor #1 (Steven Weber) never got it (TV dude with GF) "WS" but he wasn’t my type anyway. Too actory. This guy though. (DR) (Liev Schreiber) with the piercing stare and tapestry boho hat did. Never went to the dinner he asked me to go to at his friends crash pad from a 718 area code, but I did much later after many run ins, met him for sushi downtown (close to where he spent years growing up with his mom) (Lower East Side) He had kids and was with a woman who is an AA nominee (foreign) (Naomi Watts) and a great person by all accounts and so never took that Vespa ride as they say). Regrets, Yeah I have a few- but not when I see pix of him with his kids or her with them smiling:) That said the closure of this star studded evening comes with a touch of the Every man/my "hometown" as it were. It’s actually a comical and light way to end it and was more surreal than the event itself somehow! So still hanging was WS (Steven Weber) too coiffed TV actor (not my type ), RD, Smile and his GF (John Kennedy Jr./Carolyn Bessette), and even A list asshole actor director (Ben Stiller) who was making his way out ... as he says his goodbyes to our lovely host - I see like 4 dudes I went to HS and grew up with walk in! To my dismay at the time (now I find it funny)my older sister had managed to alert them to the festivities (still no clue how she had a cell in the 19—‘s?) But these were friends, family really we grew up with and
weren’t far away from the spot. Distinguishing factor is they were wearing backward Yankee hats juxtaposition-ed against our BoHo beanies and beret...huh? I love a good laugh and these were a couple: Friend (male) #1 says to TR (Patricia Arquette) "you were AWEsome in well "TR" (the film that connotes her initials) ("True Romance"); or my cuz asking asshole (Ben Stiller) if "RW" (Winona Ryder "Reality Bites") (his previous costar/directorial debut actress, was as hot in person...."? And if her boobs were real (head slam). Smiles (John F. Kennedy Jr.) was bemused, his GF (Carolyn Bessette) still fluttering about unaware of it all, and DR (Liev Schreiber) scratching his beret. Best line of night came from our gracious host and Playwright (Craig Lucas) " Darling don’t you worry... It ain’t a party until you don’t know half the people at it!" After hosting many myself, I agree. Still I love him for saying it.

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