NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#1**
Our celebrity CEO is running out of tricks up his sleeve. He had big plans
for that new car model. It was supposed to be a lot less expensive when
originally promised. Instead, it was only somewhat less expensive, and the
quality is terrible. People are finding that out, and there is nothing he
can do about it.
Elon
Musk ("Tesla")
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#2**
Those former co-stars from a long running hit network show which was not
on ABC are not even disguising the fact they want to be with each other 24/7
despite each having significant others.
Mariska
Hargitay/Christopher Meloni ("Law And Order: SVU")
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#3**
This foreign born A/A- list singer who is way more popular now that she left
the group she was in and ultimately destroyed by her leaving has been showing
support for the long time underage rapist/child porn maker who is a former
A+ list singer.
Camila
Cabello/R. Kelly
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#4**
This back in the day A list frequent duet maker turned prisoner turned singer
has always been bi. The thing is, he likes to pretend people don't know it.
This past week he ended up with a guy who the day before had been with this
permanent A list celebrity all of you know and is currently single and if
reports are correct, also HIV+.
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#5**
This foreign born former A list model turned B+ list actress all of you know
definitely shared a bedroom with her nephew on a recent vacation.
Elizabeth
Hurley/Miles Hurley
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#6**
Is hooking up dating? I mean this A list singer might not be dating this
year, but she has been hooking up with at least two people on a fairly regular
basis. But yes, she is not "dating" either one of them.
Ariana
Grande
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#7**
One of the problems with this televised NYE show that crashed and burned
is that one of the hosts was doing their best to try and sleep with a production
assistant and didn't much care about anything other than that.
NBC
(hosts Carson Daly, Chrissy Teigen, Leslie Jones and Keith
Urban)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#8**
This A- list singer/actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee sexually
assaulted a housekeeper at a villa where he is staying out of the country.
He blamed it on being wasted.
Jared
Leto
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#9**
Considering they are secretly married, things are going to be a little more
dicey in a split between this former A+/A list singer from back in the day
turned reality star and her one named producer/significant other.
Toni
Braxton/Birdman
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#10**
You will notice that in a war with several trolls, this A- list mostly television
actress from multiple hit shows under the same corporate umbrella didn't
deny one of things of which was accused to lose weight. My guess is that
she specifically asked her doctor for them, knowing what the side effect
would be.
Ariel
Winter
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#11**
This former A+ list reality star who I think wants her old fame back and
wants to be on network television again did her best to hook up with the
significant other of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity
offspring of a former A+ lister and close enough to an offspring of this
other former A+ lister who is still probably A- list after many many many
decades in the business.
Former
A+ reality star: Paris Hilton
Significant other of A-/B+ list actress: Kate Hudson (Danny Fujikawa)
Offspring of former A+ lister: Goldie Hawn
Other former A+ lister: Kurt Russell
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#12**
This A- list dual threat actress from a middling television show gets her
other dual threat on stage where she is one of the best and has been awarded
for it too. She is cheating on her husband with someone she is working with.
Sutton
Foster ("Younger")/Mariska Hargitay’s husband Peter Hermann
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#13**
This former A+ list athlete/cheat is using his new business venture to sign
up a bunch of unknown fighters to ridiculously one side contracts but not
doing anything for them except letting them train for 50% off.
Alex
Rodriguez
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#14**
For someone who struggled a lot with an addiction, it is interesting this
former A+/A list mostly movie actress not only does the wine thing, but is
also an owner of a pot farm.
Drew
Barrymore
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/02 **#15**
Lawless: I'm not sure if I can find it, but shortly after I started the site,
I wrote about a singer who owned a trailer park and each trailer was being
used as a grow site for pot. Considering the person I am writing about today
is also a singer, this time of a permanent A list group who is in the Rock
And Roll Hall Of Fame, perhaps he knew the other person. This not just using
trailers to grow. It is in Northern California. It is close to the coast
to avoid any chance, or at least reduce the chance of being consumed by fire.
It is 20 minutes from any kind of major road, and 30-45 from any kind of
major town with a grocery store. It is perfect for the people who live there
because none of them are up to any good. The singer doesn't like to talk
about it because all he does is collect the rent, and a little taste. The
way things work in California in these types of communities is you pay for
a space. That's it. The landlord has no other obligations. Because the rents
in an out of the way place like that are low, around $200 they are usually
paid in cash. Often the case is that someone who is not afraid of violence
is the one who collects the rent from each site. Often, they will live for
free and take a cut of what they collect to make sure enforcement efforts
are strong. This little outpost of about 150 sites makes the singer a nice
little steady income. Unlike many other owners, he reports all of the rental
income he receives. What he doesn't report is the percentage he receives
from the various enterprises going on at the sites. There is meth, but apparently
only one person who is experienced at cooking it is allowed. There are a
couple that are used as fencing locations and another couple that are safe
houses for motorcycle gang members. There is one that is a strip club which
is next door to one used as a brothel. It is amazing the kind of illicit
businesses you can put into a double wide. Because it is so far from a grocery,
there is a grocery store in one that charges normal prices because of a beating
that occurred when it first opened with prices commensurate with being out
in the middle of nowhere. The singer doesn't like to talk about any of it,
but generates enough from his percentage that it exceeds royalties he receives
from several of the band's records. You know, I titled this Lawless, but
that is one thing that is crazy about the place. Sure, there are fistfights
and there is one trailer that is used as a bar, but the rule is only fists.
No feet and no weapons in a fight. There really is no violence because they
don't want the police to show up for anything.
16.
POPBITCH
01/03
(British blog)
Which of the national treasures featured on the
New
Year's Honours list has a stack of women's shoes that he's collected
from his conquests over the years? They weren't really given as a memento
exactly; more because the women rarely wanted them back after he'd, ahem...
finished with them. Christopher Nolan
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#1**
This family, including the A list mogul/wannabe rapper are trying to make
sure some information about the death of someone close to the rapper omits
a few lines they don't think are really relevant. They are pushing hard because,
if included would lead to a lot of questions.
Kim
Porter (Sean "P. Diddy" Combs)
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#2**
When you combine drugs, a predisposition for domestic violence, jealousy
and a girlfriend who supplements her income through entertaining men at her
home, it is a recipe for disaster. It wouldn't shock me if this A- list reality
star from multiple reality efforts gets some jail time for his recent actions.
Ronnie
Ortiz-Magro ("Jersey Shore")/Jen Harley
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#3**
Unlike some other relatives, this alliterate former actress turned A+ list
celebrity wants a certain designation for her offspring and won't settle
for anything else.
Meghan
Markle (can't have title of Prince or Princess)
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#4**
I don't know how much money this former A list singer/permanent child molester
paid the parents of this one named former A- list singer, but it must have
been a big check to have them spew what they know are untruths. Everyone
who was around back in the day knows the one named singer was way underage
when she started having sex with the child molester. For them to deny it,
just shows they have been bought off or have the biggest pair of blinders
on ever.
R.
Kelly/Aaliyah
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#5**
Have you noticed the sheer volume of celebrities working in this one genre
of entertainment/place of employment who have had photos "hacked," that create
tons of buzz. Not every leak, but the vast majority of them are just part
of the whole package. Stories are created all the time for the genre, and
this just adds to it. Have you noticed that no one has ever been arrested
or charged for any of these leaks, which is different from other leaks of
different celebrities.
WWE
(list)
(most
recent Toni Storm)
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#6**
This permanent A list singer was barred by his actress significant other
from seeing his ex as she lay dying. There is no way the actress was going
to take a chance on anything breaking the spell like hold she has over him
and his life.
Neil
Young/Daryl Hannah/Pegi Young
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#7**
There is a lot of buzz that a member of this foreign based all female group
had sex with one of the decision makers at this promotion company which is
how they secured such a high billing at a big concert, despite not much output
to secure that high of a billing.
Blackpink
("Coachella Valley Music and Arts")
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#8**
It is always such a complicated, almost hour long procedure every single
time this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor goes out with his long time
male lover. They can dine together, but cannot be seen entering or exiting
together and they only have dinner at places that discourage photography
inside restaurants. It would be so much easier to just come out.
Bradley
Cooper ("Nobu")
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#9**
Mr. X: He's finally getting called to the carpet. This A-list actor and comic
is going on an apology tour for some old remarks he made. He originally wanted
to start the tour on that alliterate talk show host's show, because she was
one of the first people to defend him. But his PR people panicked and ordered
that he will go on that show hosted by that funny lady or else his career
won't recover. He begrudgingly said yes. More proof that the latter host
caters to the PR people of her guests. She won't treat him with kid gloves
however, she will probably lecture him about how wrong he was, blah blah
blah. Will he get his old job back? I don't know. But I'm sure he'll get
a Kneepads cover, because the same conglomerate is in charge of both that
magazine and the show he's going on.
Kevin
Hart/Wendy Williams/"The Ellen DeGeneres Show"
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#10**
I have written before about employees of one of the companies of this celebrity
CEO tunneling beneath the border to smuggle drugs. It looks like it is going
on again, but this time the police and DHS are on to it.
Elon
Musk ("Tesla")
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#11**
This married southeast Housewife has been seeing a much older man who she
really would like to be with permanently and is afraid he will dump her if
she does not make a move now. The thing is, a move now will make her look
like a horrible person.
NeNe
Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") (husband Gregg Leakes is dying of cancer,
but refuses chemotherapy)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#12**
Producers are hoping this A-/B+ list mostly television actress from an ABC
comedy can make it to the end of the season before she hits rehab. It will
be close. There are contingency plans to write her out of the final month
to six weeks of the season.
Jennifer
Lewis ("Black-ish")
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#13**
Why yes, that was this former A+ list singer turned A- lister who also got
fired from reality television and her significant other at that famous nudist
spa outside Palm Springs. They had about five women all over the couple at
any one time.
Christina
Aguilera ("The Voice")/Matthew Rutler
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#14**
This former A/A- list actress all of you know who has been in the business
since before she could talk, but doesn't really act any longer is being cheated
on by her husband which nobody really saw coming.
Mary-Kate
Olsen/Olivier Sarkozy
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/03 **#15**
The Thief: This is not some Lindsay Lohan stealing a fur coat or a pair of
earrings thing while you are not looking. I do though, often wonder how many
items she ultimately stole in her klepto career. It surely wasn't the number
that was reported or discussed. My guess it was probably a multiple of ten
of that, because you can't tell me the only times she did it were the times
she was busted. There must have been successes too. It isn't like she has
stopped, but this is not about her. We are talking next level here. We are
talking the size and scope of a Kardashian Paris robbery type situation and
it is all masterminded by someone who is a celebrity themselves. Oh, most
of you know who he is because you are gossip aficionados. To anyone other
than you though, no one would have a clue. Well, I take that back. The portion
of the world where he supposedly makes his living would know who he is and
they are probably not the biggest gossip fans. Other than that, no one. He
comes from a celebrity family in the sense that he and his family frequently
deal, work and interact with celebrities. Their level of interaction is at
the highest level of celebrity. Primarily they interact with European royalty
and celebrity. Everyone thinks the family is worth a great deal of money.
They deal with a lot of money, but that does not translate to riches of their
own. Are they comfortable? Yes. Do they have the same wealth of the celebrities
with whom they interact? No. It is even less so for our thief who relies
on others to pick up dinner checks and who has not felt the trickle down
effects from his family. It was several years ago that our thief, who is
well versed on what is worth money and easily flipped for money that he began
to take careful note of homes and yachts of celebrity. He is not someone
who goes in to a place in the dead of night and breaks locks. He is a thief
who will make several visits to a home or yacht for parties or as a guest
for a week and sees where cameras are and how efficient everyone is. He looks
to see if it could be blamed on someone else, perhaps a crew member. He looks
to see if the owners care about it or even know about the items he wishes
to purloin. For each of these visits, he always has a date. He prides himself
on well known European models or actresses who provide another level of
distraction. They don't know what he is doing as he takes an item here or
an item there. He never strikes the same place twice and he has never had
help, until now. Our thief, who has taken millions of dollars worth of items
over the years, now has someone to help him gain access to places even his
other companions could not. This particular companion is very well known
and is in high demand as an A lister. She also knows a great deal of secrets
about many of the elite being robbed because they have had illicit affairs
with her they would not want known. It is another reason, they would remain
tight lipped in case they did catch on to the identity of the thief. The
thing is, she is impatient and wants more and more. The thrill of a job gets
her adrenaline rushing. Our thief takes his time and is content with three
or four thefts a year. Our A lister would prefer three or four per month.
That is how you get caught.
Vito
Schnabel/Amber Heard
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#1**
This permanent A list rapper was never going to contribute to that docu series
about the singing child molester/child rapist. It would have shed a light
on what our rapper was doing and to whom and it isn't pretty.
Jay
Z (John Legend’s documentary "Surviving R. Kelly)
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#2**
The problem with the strategy for this closeted supposed professional at
this type thing is this. You have to slowly introduce a new woman in your
life and eventually the tabloids say girlfriend. You can't just leak to the
tabloids you have a girlfriend, especially, if they have never seen you with
her before. It just all looks planted and fake when you do that. Don't worry,
I won't bill you for the pro tip. Oh, and just so you know. The A+ list reality
star hated your Christmas gift.
Jonathan
Cheban (Kim Kardashian)
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#3**
Yes, that was this closeted A- list probable Academy Award winner/nominee
making out with another guy in a Palm Springs bar last night.
Rami
Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody")
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#4**
Let me know if anyone sees any Tweet or post on Insta about a flight being
turned back because of a fish allergy which the pilot announced was the reason.
I can't find one and to me, if I was a passenger, I sure would be posting
that. Is this Housewife wanting more attention?
Bethenny
Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#5**
This permanent A list rapper with seemingly feels like dozens of children
and a sizzurp issue said this week that he would be happy to participate
in a documentary about his kind of boss/one named producer who forced our
rapper to lose his virginity at 11 to an older woman.
Lil
Wayne/Birdman
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#6**
This foreign born former A+ list model knows she won't get anything but a
slap on the wrist because she knows too many secrets about the rich and powerful
in her country. Now, I suppose they could kill her to keep her quiet, but
a slap on the wrist is the most likely outcome.
Bar
Refaeli (Israel) (tax evasion, perjury and money laundering)
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#7**
While her A list mom is dying, this B- list celebrity offspring is using
that as an excuse to not only use again, but embrace using. It is pretty
sad to watch.
Olivia
Newton-John/Chloe Rose Lattanzi
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#8**
This permanent A+ list comedian/former actor is trying to stop the release
of a recording of a conversation from about a decade ago where he says things
that would probably instantly end his career.
Jerry
Seinfeld
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#9**
She should have stayed off social media. The producers of this almost network
show that is not a superhero show are ticked off at this A- list actress
on the show who will drop to B- list once it ends or she gets booted off.
You do not insult fans. Oh, you might think it was just insulting haters.
Nope, they also got mad because she was bragging about her wealth which is
a big no no. She already had a really bad Q score and this is going to make
it worse.
Lili
Reinhart ("Riverdale")
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#10**
This A list dual threat actress swears to me that her A list ex never used
to make them pray before they had sex. Apparently he makes his current partner
though. You could just try Viagra???? Oh, a baby. That would be another guess.
Stopping premature ejaculation so she can finish???? I will go with the baby
thing. The others don't really seem prayer worthy.
Anna
Faris/Chris Pratt/Katherine Schwarzengger
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#11**
This former reality star turned Oscar nominee/winner turned reality star
is currently dating the guy that has previously "dated" that southern Housewife
and also that foreign born permanent A+ list model with the temper who last
I checked was still enamored with the guy. Hope she doesn't cross paths with
the actress. Remember that time the guy she loved but had her beaten up started
dating someone from the model's own reality show. This couldn't be worse
than that. Probably.
Jennifer
Hudson/Porsha Williams/Naomi Campbell
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#12**
This foreign born A- list dual threat actress who lots of you forget still
does television is having trouble getting any role on camera that does not
involve a franchise. No one wants to hire her. Apparently they only see her
for one type role now when they used to always have her in mind for roles
that were a little more sexy or rom com like. Her significant other has a
jealous streak and so those offers have basically disappeared. Rose
Byrne/Bobby Cannavale
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#13**
I don't know if this reality star offspring/future/current sugar baby who
is kind of a reality star herself wants to hookup with this permanent A list
rapper/actor or just hang out with his barely there celebrity daughter who
she basically stalks nonstop to the point it is kind of embarrassing.
Brielle
Biermann/Eminem (Hallie)
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#14**
At least she gets outside the house during the day, but there have been dead
bodies that look more healthy than this A- list model/celebrity offspring
of really low on the list celebrities. Don't do drugs.
Gigi
Hadid
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#15**
That's Messed Up: You know what is messed up? When you find out the father
of one of the children of this A- list mostly movie actor (#1) all of you
know was actually fathered by one of the actor best friends. Want to know
what is more messed up? The actor's best friend is an actor. (#2). Something
more messed up? The father of the baby is a relative of the mother. Even
worse? The current actress girlfriends of #1 and #2 know and don't care.
(#3 & #4).
#1 - Casey Affleck/Summer Phoenix
#2 - Joaquin Phoenix
#3 - Floriana Lima
#4 - Rooney Mara
47.
KENDALL
JENNER BLIND ITEM 01/06
Kendall Jenner is set to expose a secret from her past on Twitter on Sunday
night, Jan. 6. The mystery reveal will supposedly help others, but beyond
that, what Kendall, 23, will talk about is a mystery! Her momager, Kris Jenner,
spread the word about her model daughter’s social media event on Saturday,
Jan. 5, posting a video of Kendall on Instagram. In her caption, Kris wrote,
"I’m so proud of my darling @KendallJenner for being so brave and
vulnerable. Seeing you share your most raw story in order to make a positive
impact for so many people and help foster a positive dialogue is a testament
to the incredible woman you’ve become. Make sure to watch Kendall’s
Twitter on Sunday night to find out what I’m talking about and be prepared
to be moved. #bethechange #shareyourstory #changetheconversation #proudmom
#finallyasolution #authenticity #mydaughterinspiresme #getready." In
Kendall’s own video, Kris’ daughter is cryptic, but said it has
something to do with when she was 14 years old. Wearing a simple white tee
shirt and speaking directly to the camera, Kendall indicated only that she
wanted to help others through her story, noting, "I have this whole thing
behind me…I’m very normal…I can connect with you…help
you." But it seems that shy Kendall, who’s been seeing NBA star Ben
Simmons, will join her famous sisters in telling all. The Kardashians are
known for their on-camera and social media revelations, whether it be Khloe
complaining about disgraced baby daddy Tristan Thompson or Kourtney admitting
that her longtime love Scott Disick was a "sloppy" drinker. Kendall has kept
relatively private in the flamboyant family, but apparently she’s about
to break her silence on something big.
Partnership
with Proactiv after suffering from acne
Do
better next year!
Why alarmingly bad TV swept the Golden Globes
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#1**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This been around forever B+ list mostly television actor with
a lot of names who is on a hit cable show right now is married. He cheated
on his first wife and judging by the phone numbers he was collecting last
night at a party, the second wife is going to be cheated on.
James
Van Der Beek ("Pose")
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#2**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked away
from a hit show was discussing how her husband doesn't know she has been
seeing a doctor about why she can't get pregnant. Her husband doesn't know
there are any issues.
Emmy
Rossum ("Shameless")
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#3**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Defying a publicist, a reporter asked this A list singer/A-
list actress about her support of R. Kelly. The actress replied, "That is
not why everyone is here tonight."
Lady
Gaga
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#4**
GOLDEN GLOBES: There was definitely a double take, because it has been forever
since anyone spotted this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is
an Academy Award winner doing coke. There she was though last night taking
a quick bump offered by a friend.
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#5**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B list mostly television actress who is starring in a
cable show which is a spinoff of a long running cable show with almost the
same title was talking about her older B list co-star who is best known for
a long running almost network show. Our actress said a crew member had to
quit the show after a date with the older actress led to her stalking him
when he decided he didn't want a second date.
B
list actress: Sofia Carson
Spinoff: "Pretty Little Liars: The Perfectionists"
B list co-star: Kelly Rutherford
Long running show: "Gossip Girl"
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#6**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This B- list take anything actress is probably more well known
than her place on the list would suggest. Mostly her fame has come from who
she has dated. Last night she was trolling for producers and studio executives.
Her last role if you can call it that was a project no one watched but she
she still had to sleep with this disgraced A- list actor from an acting family
to land it.
Camilla
Belle
("The
Mad Whale"/James Franco)
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#7**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Watching this A- list reality star from multiple reality shows
who also has a side gig that makes her some money try to explain who she
was to this permanent A list actress who won last night was quite the sight
to behold. The actress still has no clue, but smiled politely.
Kristin
Cavallari/Glenn Close
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#8**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I guess this actress has been hitting the medicine cabinet
of this A- list mostly movie actor who was a winner last night. She was whacked
out on something and people couldn't stop talking.
Lucy
Boynton/Rami Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody")
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#9**
GOLDEN GLOBES: A network and a streaming operation were the biggest spenders
last night. Usually, they only spend enough to get the nomination, but they
both wanted wins as well. A studio thought they didn't spend enough, but
apparently they did. This is the only place you can buy what you want. You
can also f**k some people to get what you want, but that never works past
the nominations. Oh, and next time, when you decide one of the winners, maybe
you can avoid suspicion by not also inviting someone to come as a presenter
too.
Network:
FOX/FX ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story")
Streaming operation: Netflix ("The Kominsky Method")
Sony: Best Animated Motion Picture: "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse"
Winner/presenter: Catherine Zeta Jones (winner Michael Douglas’
wife)
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#10**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A- list mostly movie actress spent much of last night
at an after party sexting her celebrity ex because he had given her a large
amount of cash last week.
Amber
Heard/Elon Musk
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#11**
GOLDEN GLOBES: If you wanted a photo with this A- list mostly movie actor
who looks like he will continue to have installments of a rebooted franchise,
you were going to feel his hand on your ass and were going to get hit on.
Instead of outrage, one woman told him she was willing to hook up right then.
Michael
B Jordan ("Creed")
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#12**
GOLDEN GLOBES: The babysitter's sister was the latest person this foreign
born A- list actor cheated on with so the foreign born A- list mostly movie
actress who was there for television last night, left him at home. This cheating
is serial behavior.
Javier
Bardem/Penélope Cruz ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American
Crime Story")
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#13**
GOLDEN GLOBES: These two winners last night were definitely united in the
sense they wanted one or the other to win on Oscar night and not this
singer/actress who "hasn't put in her dues." Glenn Close/Olivia Colman
(Lady Gaga)
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#14**
GOLDEN GLOBES: She wasn't on the red carpet or the actual show, but the
girlfriend of this closeted A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee was on the arm of our actress at the after parties.
Saoirse
Ronan
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#15**
GOLDEN GLOBES: There is no way this foreign born A list mostly movie actor
who had a run on television this past year should have been allowed in the
same room as this permanent A list musician. There is still bad blood and
the actor had some choice words about being blown off for something the actor
considers worse and the actor let the musician know it. Just because the
studio threw a wad of cash at the organization doesn't mean the movie is
any good.
Sacha
Baron Cohen/Brian May/Hollywood Foreign Press Association/Bohemian
Rhapsody
Sasha
Baron Cohen ("Who Is America?")/Brian May
("Queen"
guitarist criticises Ali G actor for becoming ‘an arse’ and telling
‘untruths’ about "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the press)
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#16**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This former A list mostly television actress from a still
airing network hit show she walked away from got dumped by the married man
she moved across the country for. She said last night she didn't regret her
decisions though.
Sophia
Bush ("Chicago P.D.")
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#17**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor is closeted
and has repeatedly denied being gay. That new blockbuster movie of his is
going to ramp up the rumor mill. Also, if you don't want people talking then
perhaps don't bring your boyfriend out with you and hold his hand and kiss
his cheek all night.
Taron
Egerton ("Rocketman"/Elton John)
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#18**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress had a great
2018 and she is part of at least three franchises, one of which is really
big. Apparently she likes them young like her last long term boyfriend and
last night was hitting on waiters two decades younger. She likes them barely
legal and went all in.
Danai
Gurira ("Avengers: Infinity War"; "Godzilla vs. Kong"; "Untitled Star Trek
Sequel") or
Michelle
Yeoh ("Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"; "Kung Fu Panda 2"; "Guardians of
the Galaxy Vol. 2")
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#19**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor revealed
last night that his boyfriend has no idea that the actor hit the casting
couch with this A+ list producer to land that big television role last year.
Cody
Fern/Ryan Murphy (David Madson/"The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American
Crime Story" or Michael Langdon/"American Horror Story:
Apocalypse")
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#20**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This actress is just old enough to drink. She is also foreign
born, but no one would ever know that without Googling it. Last night she
was talking about the big streaming movie she made last year. Her co-star,
who is an A- list heartthrob was all over her and hitting on her all the
time. Then, she got a boyfriend and the actor called her a tease and a wh**e.
So much for that onscreen chemistry. The PR team though made them pretend
they were into each other for the sake of the movie.
Lana
Condor (boyfriend Anthony De La Torre)/Noah Centineo ("To All the Boys I've
Loved Before")
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#21**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: Things between this A- list dual threat actress who
has a hit television show and a sequel to a hugely successful film coming
soon and her actor wife (husband?) were not good last night. They always
save the yelling for home and they thought they left it private last night
too, but their driver said they were yelling at each other the entire ride
about respect and the actor not doing his fair share and she had to do
everything.
Kristen
Bell ("The Good Place") ("Frozen 2")/Dax Shepard
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#22**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Judging by reports and number of people who said it, the results
for most coke use for the night is in. For the women, first place goes to
this OITNB actress who was also big on flashing people who let her have some
as her way of saying thanks. For the men, it was this A- list mostly television
actor who seemingly only works for the big cable showrunner. So, his actress
ex gave it up, but he is still going strong.
OITNB actress:
Jackie
Cruz (Marisol 'Flaca' Gonzales)
Television actor:
Evan
Peters (Ryan Murphy) (although Evan and Emma Roberts are still
together)
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#23**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: At a pre Globes party, this former A list singer/possible
murder suspect was wasted out of her mind and could barely talk with her
newly inflated lips that just looked ridiculous.
Courtney
Love
(Art
of Elysium Heaven Gala)
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#24**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A list married couple was supposed to attend the show
last night. Instead, she was alone and he was across the country spending
time with a woman who will probably be his new girlfriend. I think this makes
three weeks apart. I doubt he has seen his child in that time span.
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#25**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Mr. X: It has been a year, but the PR people still insist
this beard show off her engagement ring every time she takes a photo she
is going to post to social media. If she is taking a photo with the A- list
mostly television actor, it has to be prominent and it is also requested
she mention it in the post.
Darren
Criss/Mia Swier
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#26**
GOLDEN GLOBES: They had the foreign born C list actor with A- list name
recognition walk the red carpet yesterday and offered him up for interviews.
The thing is though, people only know him for one thing and that is something
many people need to be reminded of when they hear his name. Plus, because
he doesn't/can't/not allowed to discuss the thing people do know him for,
there is nothing to ask him. It was a total bust.
Joe
Alwyn/Taylor Swift
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#27**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This A- list mostly television actress who stars on two hit
shows confirmed how she lost all that weight. One of her friends asked the
actress how many mg of Adderall she had to take each day to lose the weight.
The actress said she took about 100mg a day which I think is almost twice
what one would normally take if it was for treatment. Also, if she said 100mg,
it is probably more but didn't want to sound like a pill freak.
Ariel
Winter ("Modern Family")
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#28**
GOLDEN GLOBES: I often debate with myself whether this A- list mostly television
actress from a long running network hit will get another decent acting gig
when the show ends. Anyway, she got into a screaming match with some woman
and it was about an ex of the actress and some cheating. Why does it matter?
The ex being referred to I think was the former husband but it was unclear.
Kaley
Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory") (ex-Ryan Sweeting)
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#29**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Apparently things are dunzo or at least on a break for the
marriage of this former A- list tween/adult actress who is now probably B+
list but with A list name recognition.
Alyssa
Milano/Dave Bugliari
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#30**
GOLDEN GLOBES: This permanent A/A- list mostly movie actress who has done
equally well as of late in television said that she probably has a few more
nominations left in her at the Globes because of all the sexual favors she
provided to voters through actresses she knows. She said she is too tired
to do all of that any longer and won't pay money directly to them like some
others do so she won't probably ever win again. Nicole Kidman (12
nominations)
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07 **#31**
GOLDEN GLOBES: Legend - Mr. X: At a private Globes after party last night,
this legendary permanent A-list actress and comedienne was asked who the
worst behaved guest on her long running, forever in reruns show was. She
answered without hesitation that the worst was the male half of that singing
sibling duo, who was a complete control freak over his sister's appearance.
She's also convinced he was on coke. What's worse was that the duo's mother
was hovering around the set like a vulture. The legendary funny lady said
things came to a head during a lunch break in the TV studio commissary. The
mother gave the chef strict orders to give her daughter a bowl of soup and
a glass of water. The funny lady, concerned, offered the singer a tray of
food. Enraged, the brother swooped down and took the tray from his sibling.
Then, the mother came up to the legend and yelled at her to never do that
again.. and slapped her daughter on the face in front of the stunned cast
and crew. Her brother was also yelling at her like she was a little girl.
The legend and her producer husband had the mother kicked out of the studio.
Very disturbing.
Carol
Burnett (Karen Carpenter and Richard Carpenter/"The
Carpenters")
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#1**
This always ready to start trouble DJ already has a show about to be gone
on pay cable. Now he has come out in support of the child rapist/pornographer
in the news today and the pay cable people want nothing to do with him.
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#2**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity is not even being shy any longer
about the fact he is cheating on his permanent A list celebrity wife. Can
we just get a divorce announcement already.
David
and Victoria Beckham
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#3**
This former celebrity turned racist reality star turned celebrity with a
lucrative side gig turned no gig because of her racist significant other
chose to honor the racist after a recent life event, but no one seems to
have noticed. Kat Von D/Rafael Reyes
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#4**
This former manager to a permanent A lister settled one lawsuit but still
thinks she is owed more and is threatening to reveal a bunch of secrets unless
she gets more.
Mariah
Carey (and since January, there have been increasingly scandalous secrets
leaked)
Mariah
Carey’s ex-manager Stella Bulochnikov
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#5**
Surprising no one, this website/tabloid has taken the side of the accused
child rapist/pornographer.
TMZ
(R. Kelly)
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#6**
I wonder if the producers are going to convince the guy he needs to try a
woman just for the sake of ratings or if he can stick with guys. This one
season wonder who has become two does have a long time boyfriend.
Colton
Underwood ("The Bachelor")
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#7**
There will be at least a half dozen religious tables at this back in the
day A list group's return to the stage tour this year. The lead singer of
the group belongs to the organization and wants to sign up as many new members
as he can.
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#8**
This B list actor is misstating history. He was fired from a now defunct
show because he always wanted to touch the breasts of women to see if they
were capable of feeding babies.
Neal
McDonough ("Scoundrels")
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#9**
Is this potential 2020 candidate really going to try and beard his way through
the campaign with a celebrity? It sounds like it if you take the word of
a daily tabloid. Bad move on the candidate's part. You don't have to come
out, but staying single is the best route to go.
Cory
Booker/Rosaria Dawson
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#10**
This foreign born A list rapper is threatening to talk about the men her
alliterate rapper ex slept with if he starts talking smack about her.
Nicki
Minaj/Meek Mill
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#11**
If her current benefactor decides to dump her, this former almost A- list
mostly movie actress turned escort would have virtually no money. Her grandiose
ideas are great for interviews, but not reality.
Lindsay
Lohan
(plans
to own an island)
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#12**
This foreign born permanent A- list mostly movie actress is having to suffer
the shame yet again of her husband impregnating another woman. Salma
Hayek/François-Henri Pinault
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#13**
This former A- list mostly movie actor from a franchise that is no longer
has really let himself go in the year since it ended. He was on a talk show
recently and hadn't showered for what seemed like weeks judging from the
smell emanating from his body.
Josh
Hutcherson
Josh
Hutcherson ("Hunger Games") ("GMA Day")
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#14**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has a new movie coming out
and was a serial cheater on his former wife is now hooking up with a married
three named actress who all of you know.
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/08 **#15**
What Is Out There: There have been a lot of behind the scenes discussions
between this disgraced producer and this A list mostly movie actress who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Apparently there are multiple recordings
of the two of them engaged in sexual activities. Also, it seems neither of
them know where the recordings are. Our producer had one of his apartments
wired for sound and video and captured sexual performances on the system
regularly. When everything started going down, he had the stuff removed because
he thought it would look bad if it came to light in the press. The thing
is though, when it was being dismantled, someone also walked away with the
storage bin which contained thousands of hours of video, including the trysts
between the producer and the A lister. She is one of the very few people
who even know of the existence of the recording system. If the recordings
ever came to light, there would be a lot of shock and awe on the part of
the other women who were recorded, many of whom have said nothing ever happened.
They are lying, but also didn't know about the recording system when they
said they lied. It is one of the reasons this A lister has not really given
a definitive answer to whether she has engaged in sexual activities with
the producer. She knows she can't say no until and unless all the recordings
are discovered. The company that removed the system says they don't have
them. Apparently their offices were broken into shortly after they did the
removal. The thing is though, they don't have any record of moving the storage
bin to their offices anyway. My guess is that the company the producer hires
to fix things for him has it as insurance through the years.
Jennifer
Lawrence/Harvey Weinstein
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#1**
This long long time A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has made one of the companies
that pay her to endorse a product very unhappy because they own a piece of
a company she is trashing.
Jamie
Lee Curtis ("Fiji Water Girl" at Golden Globes/Dannon’s
"Activia")
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#2**
It would be a whole lot easier to watch the former actress turned escort/reality
star if she told the truth on her show or any of the interviews she has given.
Lindsay
Lohan
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#3**
This reality star from a bar who is supposedly getting married soon is in
danger of being left at the altar. Apparently her significant other is getting
tired of all the drama and has quietly been seeing someone else.
Stassi
Schroeder ("Vanderpump Rules")/Beau Clark
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#4**
Don't believe the hype. This B+/B list actress who is most well known for
some movies she has made in the past and not her failed tv appearances will
be walking for quite some time. She has a disease, but she likes to make
it much more dramatic than it really is.
Selma
Blair (multiple sclerosis)
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#5**
Apparently this rapper/producer/reality star who is a serial cheater and
a lover of underage women who uses a The in his name has suddenly decided
he found Jesus and thinks R Kelly is trash while not looking in the mirror
at his own transgressions.
The
Game
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#6**
This former A list tweener actress turned A list adult television actress
turned thirsty not doing much acting got offered a job recently but said
she only wanted to work with an all white cast.
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#7**
So much for being framed or the drugs planted for this former A- list mostly
television actress.
Rose
McGowan to plead "no contest" to drug charge
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#8**
There is a video of this Teen Mom star orally servicing her significant other
while he holds a gun to her head. Jenelle Evans/David Eason
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#9**
All week long this A list singer/A- list actress had told everyone she was
going to party all night long Sunday. Then, she lost so she wanted nothing
to do with anyone. So, don't believe her story that it was her plan all along.
Lady
Gaga ("Golden Globe" parties")
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#10**
This former A/A- list mostly television actor who walked away from a long
running hit network show which is still airing is cheating on his wife again
and even took the new woman on a recent trip.
Patrick
Dempsey/Jillian Fink ("Grey’s Anatomy") (Florence, Italy)
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#11**
Look who has decided to start meeting with her former "clients," again. This
foreign born former A+ list model who supposedly quit the game when she got
married. The finances for the husband and his company must really be bad.
Miranda
Kerr/Evan Spiegel (CEO of Snap Inc.)
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#12**
This A list rapper/mom is spending upwards of $2K a day on coke. I don't
know how she finds the time to do all she does and still use that much coke.
Cardi B
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#13**
This singer is probably A- list. A little bit of a throwback singer in his
style and songs. He has had some number one songs and is nominated for multiple
Grammy Awards this year. He has been nominated multiple times previous to
this year but has never won. Apparently his go to pickup line for women is
that he has never tried anal sex and wants them to be his first.
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#14**
Kindness: This actor has been acting for well over three decades and he came
to it in his 30's. Usually a character actor he did land a pretty big supporting
role in the first couple installments of what is a huge superhero franchise.
He was shopping in LA and saw a stroller that got away from a mom rolling
down the street. It was just like in a movie where it was speeding down a
hill and headed for a car and our actor managed to catch up with it and save
the baby. J. K. Simmons ("Spider-Man")
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/09 **#15**
The Nanny: There is going to come a time in the next few years that this
nanny will not be needed any longer. The children the nanny watches are already
to the point where they don't need anyone to really be with them. In fact,
one is already out of the house and in two or three years, the other will
follow. The nanny has been around since the birth of the first child. The
permanent A list actor father of the children is the one who hired the nanny.
At the time she was very young and the actress mother of the children really
thought the actor would try and hit on the nanny. There were lots of arguments
before the actor said they were hiring the nanny and his mind wouldn't be
changed. For the first decade, especially when the actress mom was going
through some issues, she was convinced the actor was going to have an affair
with the nanny. He didn't. He has never done one thing out of place or improper
with her. What the actress doesn't know and our actor has no plans to tell
her while he is alive is that the nanny is his daughter. The nanny was the
result of an affair the actor had while married to his previous wife. No
one but the nanny and the actor know the truth.
Michael
Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones
(attending
former nanny Danielle’s wedding)
109.
POPBITCH
01/10
(British Blog)
Which formerly clean-cut 00s popstar is enjoying the recent attention he's
been getting on the chemsex scene of South London?
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
This alliterate talk show host is still trying to kick the pills but it is
tough going. It wouldn't shock me if she walked away from the show.
Wendy
Williams
(husband
Kevin Hunter threatens staff to keep quiet amid affair and baby
news)
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer has
really increased that meth and crack use to some really dangerous levels.
Justin Bieber
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
The really sad part about last night was not even that a club was packed
full of paying fans to see the singer/child molester/sexual predator, but
that they also wanted to hook him up with either themselves or a younger
friend or family member, some of whom were not even legal. That was the worst
part.
R.
Kelly (appearance at "V75 Lounge" in Chicago)
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#4**
I have talked about it and the former A- list rapper/victim has talked about
it before too on the record about how she was super underage when the permanent
A+ list rapper had sex with her. Everyone knows that nothing will happen
to him.
Foxy
Brown/Jay Z (15 years old)
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#5**
The significant other of this former tweener turned A- list adult singer
may or may not be clean but he did recently steal several thousand dollars
from a former business partner.
Demi
Lovato/Henry Levy
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#6**
This married former high on the list and now rebooted reality star spent
some time yachting this past week. I didn't even know there was a demand
for her.
Heidi
Montag ("The Hills: New Beginnings")
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#7**
This former reality star turned A- list mostly television actress turned
mostly celebrity was doing coke at a party and says she doesn't do it around
her boyfriend because he wants to do it and she is afraid he will die if
he does it. Katharine McPhee/David Foster
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#8**
The real story of why this foreign born former A list mostly movie actor
turned A- lister doesn't like the disgraced former A- list mostly movie actor
is because the disgraced actor kept hitting on the girlfriend of the foreign
born actor even when she told him to stop.
Henry
Cavill/James Franco
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#9**
This closeted married former Glee actress has recently been hooking up with
this closeted married alliterate model all of you know.
Dianna
Agron ("Glee")/Karlie Kloss
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#10**
This permanent A list singer every single one of you knows who usually sings
in a foreign language managed to get a woman and her barely legal daughter
pregnant at roughly the same time.
Marc
Anthony
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#11**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor blew off multiple press/promotional
appearances for his new movie which is totally unlike him.
Bruce
Willis ("Glass")
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#12**
There are two reasons for this former A+ list reality star who all of you
know and probably still dislike to be with this new boyfriend of hers. Attention
and everyone knows he has some of the best coke around. Apparently medical
grade quality 100% pure.
Paris
Hilton/Jordan Barrett
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#13**
Don't believe the hype. This A list multiple Grammy winning rapper knew exactly
what his friends/group members were doing to underage females and the high
number of sexual assaults they were committing. He just didn't say anything
until he was forced to by the bravery of the victims coming forward.
Chance
The Rapper/R. Kelly/Towkio/Stix James
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#14**
She might never have "surgery," but this former A list mostly movie actress
who has been acting since childhood has had plenty of procedures done to
her face to keep it looking young.
Drew
Barrymore
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10 **#15**
Pack Up: Lost in all the Golden Globes hoopla was a hidden announcement of
sorts. Over the past 12-18 months, a government has grown tired of all the
missing persons reports that all seem to involve this actor's charity. Either
a person goes to work for it and is never seen again or someone visits from
the charity or they get services from it and then they disappear. Every person?
No, of course not, but several dozen at least over that time period. It is
the one commonality of the missing people. So, the government has formally
asked this group to begin withdrawing and will just allow them to leave a
skeleton staff in place. As soon as the government asked, no one went missing
any longer. Interesting. So, where does the charity now go? They are moving
to extreme low income places here in the US with high populations of recently
landed immigrants which can easily go missing and no one would ever think
of reporting it. With the transformation of the charity and its name came
a big need for massive donations. One of the biggest donors is this A- list
singer who two years ago basically traded for an underage teen who lived
with him for a year before he tired of her. That singer got her from the
directionally challenged rapper who, although an expert on this type of situation
does not appear to be involved in the charity at all.
Government:
Haiti
Actor’s Charity:
Sean
Penn ("J/P HRO" will now go by the name "CORE"/an expanded mission and strategic
vision and focus to include work in the United States and the
Caribbean.)
A-list singer:
Wyclef
Jean
Directionally challenged rapper: French Montana
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
The boyfriend of this foreign born A list rapper is cheating on her while
she is out of the country. Apparently he thinks he can do anything and he
will still keep her.
Nicki
Minaj/Kenneth Petty (in New Zealand)
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
The estate of this permanent A++ list musician has been very busy behind
the scenes recently. They are spreading a lot more money around to buy favorable
PR, which is currently in the works. This will supplement the estate’s
paid online bot armies, and is all timed to counteract an upcoming film about
the musician. The estate will be pulling out all the stops, in an attempt
to insulate their only cash cow from what could be a devastating assault
upon the musician’s reputation.
The
Sundance Film Festival has added the world premiere of the documentary "Leaving
Neverland," which focuses on sexual abuse allegations against the late pop
star Michael Jackson
(estate
calls sex abuse documentary 'outrageous and pathetic')
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
Unless she somehow becomes pregnant, which seems unlikely considering how
infrequently they have sex, 2019 will see the end of the marriage between
the former tweener turned A- list adult singer and his celebrity/host/celebrity
offspring wife. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
Our favorite alliterate actress turned A+ list celebrity doesn't just have
one private social media account, but several. They all follow her best friend.
Meghan
Markle/Jessica Mulroney
(about
her)
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
This former A+ list athlete/cheat doesn't have as much money as he would
like you to believe and his recent relationship is costing him millions.
He needs to readjust and start fixing his nest egg, which also includes selling
off assets. Everyone makes it seem like some of the assets were purchased
jointly, but most involved his money. He has way more money than his significant
other.
Alex
Rodriguez/Jennifer Lopez
(selling
Park Avenue, New York City apartment)
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#6**
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor has someone new who is his main
mistress.
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#7**
I totally forgot until recent articles about an engagement that this A+/A
list country singer says she was a virgin until she got married. That might
be what she told the press and her husband but isn't close to reality.
Carrie
Underwood
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#8**
This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort
is leaving the door wide open for her ex girlfriend to come bring receipts
about the relationship. Our actress thinks that relationship is one of the
reasons she has not been able to land a husband in the very strict religious
countries she is trying to land a husband.
Lindsay
Lohan
(Samantha
Ronson)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#9**
The crew has assigned a pet name of Yolanda for this Housewife. Apparently
the hypochondria is reaching Yolanda level heights.
Bethenny
Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#10**
It was a knockdown drag out fight as this A+ list talk show host talked smack
about the new company their significant other recently started.
Ellen
DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi
(art
publishing and curation company "General Public" that uses 3-D technology
to create exacting reproductions of original works, including the texture
and brushwork of paintings)
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#11**
This comic/multiple how host says he was asked if he would be interested
in hosting the Oscars He said yes, but they have gone radio silent since.
Background check maybe?
Steve
Harvey
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#12**
Mr. X: When is the Netflix special airing about the permanent A++ list mogul
molesting the permanent A++ list singer when the singer was a child?
Berry
Gordy/Michael Jackson
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#13**
They might not even be exclusive. Well, she thinks they are, but he might
not. Anyway, the singer who loves Saturdays and Sundays recently hooked up
with someone who is not the celebrity offspring/model he has been seeing.
The
Weeknd/Bella Hadid
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11 **#14**
Covering The Tracks: Apparently the best friend of this recently deceased
singer thinks the killer of the singer is a recent customer/client of the
openly gay singer. Apparently the client was closeted and thought the singer
was set to out him if he did not give the singer some money.
Kevin
Fret
(5
Things to Know About Kevin Fret, the Gay Latin Trap Artist Killed in Puerto
Rico)
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
The girlfriend of this incarcerated rapper/convicted child molester is cheating
on him while still asking the rapper for money for bills and other gifts.
Tekashi69
(Sara
Molina)
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
This CEO’s company just had a big round of layoffs. The CEO left the
office by 11am that day, and took his private jet for the 25 miles to get
home. Every employee was told about whether they still had a job or not by
email later that day.
Elon
Musk ("Tesla" lay off 9% of workers)
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
This sizable gaming company is not publicly traded, but has a couple big
hits which are brand names. The CEO participated in interactive child porn,
and held parties where adults would expose themselves to the minors present.
Randall
S. "Randy" Pitchford II ("Gearbox")
(Amidst
legal battle, Gearbox CEO says he left USB stick of porn at Medieval
Times)
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
This serial killer, because lets face it, that is what he is now despite
always being referred to as a campaign donor should be asked about the two
deaths about six or seven years ago in Charlotte under the same circumstances.
The only difference was they occurred a few days apart and in hotel rooms.
Ed
Buck
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#5**
If you can't start a fashion company to launder money, then another great
way is to start a movie production company that spends a lot exploring deals
but never actually produces anything. That is what this former almost A-
list actress turned escort is doing.
Lindsay
Lohan
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#6**
Not only is she going to get dumped by this B+ list serial cheating rapper
who was last seen with a B+ list singer from a singing family, but he is
still using as much as before and told her if she loved him, she would also
get a face tattoo. She did.
Annie
Smith/Lil Xan/Noah Cyrus
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#7**
This permanent A list singer/musician from two permanent A list groups is
a great guy, but he needs rehab. I'm not sure he thinks there is a problem
though.
Dave
Grohl ("Nirvana" and "Foo Fighters")
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12 **#8**
This former Disney actress turned B list adult actress who I am refraining
from calling future porn star for now has been out there taking names. At
an event she attended last weekend, she was pointing out casting agents and
producers who tried to get her to sleep with them for parts. She made sure
the up and coming actresses knew exactly who to stay away from.
Bella
Thorne ("The Celebrity Experience")
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener has been resistant to buying a home
because then it would lock him into a marriage he is not certain he wants
to be in. Another issue he faces getting to his ex is the A+ list singer
who is now paying for the security of her bff to help make sure the former
tweener gets nowhere near the ex. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber/Selena
Gomez/Taylor Swift
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
This A/A- list reality star from a reality family is going to freeze her
embryos, not just eggs. Even if she is not going to be together with the
foreign born serial cheater, she only wants one father of any future children.
He agreed because he thought it would mean she wouldn't leave him.
Khloé
Kardashian/Tristan Thompson
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
The foreign born reality star is trying to raise cash which is all good.
She says she isn't making any money from her show which is not true. Within
one week of getting married, she had work authorization and a social security
number. No one goes on the show for free.
Larissa
Dos Santos Lima (Colt Johnson/"90 Day Fiancé")
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
She may in fact be pregnant, but this foreign born A list rapper hasn't stopped
using, so she might not be pregnant for long.
Nicki
Minaj
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
This former A list mostly movie actor who had a good decade at that level
started acting when he was a teen and comes from an acting family. All of
you know him. He has been self medicating with pills and it is not working
out well. They are turning him into someone completely unbalanced. He needs
to get back under a doctor's care.
Charlie
Sheen
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
This Housewife is really upset that she has not been invited to participate
by her parent network for a series of fundraisers because she considers herself
the go to person for all of it. Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of
New York City") (Bravo)
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#7**
It is not so much what she wore, rather that the very underage actress all
of you know wore it specifically for her much older boyfriend.
Millie
Bobby Brown
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13 **#8**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor got dumped because he couldn't
stop hooking up with every fan who showed any kind of interest in him.
Richard
Madden/Ellie Bamber (Robb Stark "Games of Thrones")
("Bodyguard")
155.
BILLY
MASTERS 01/14
Could it be that a certain stud celebrated a bit too hard at the Golden Globes?
So say my spies who say the dazzling dude (more known for TV than film) was
beyond bombed and made several unwarranted passes at a bespectacled former
co-star. Thanks to quick thinking of his mouthpiece, he didn't make a jackass
of himself...again!
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#1**
On the way to an award show last night, this former singer turned television
actress was rude to her driver and refused to call him by his name. She just
kept saying driver.
Mandy
Moore ("Critics Choice Awards")
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#2**
This married permanent A list mostly movie actress who is doing some television
was turned down by a guy she was hitting on last night.
Julia
Roberts ("Critics Choice Awards")
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#3**
This foreign born former A- list mostly television actress from a long running
almost network show was talking about suicide last night to some close friends.
Nina
Dobrev ("Vampire Diaries") ("Critics Choice Awards")
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#4**
This A-/A- list mostly television actor all of you know for a certain role
was getting laughed at last night at an award show because he overdid it
a little on the coloring of his hair and beard.
John
Krasinski ("The Office") ("Critics Choice Awards")
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress all of you know is married. She is
also closeted. She was yelling at her latest girlfriend on the phone while
at a restaurant because the girlfriend was leaving the actress because the
actress is cheating on her. Jessica Biel
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#6**
It is funny because this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked
away from a hit pay cable show always used to get naked on the show but doesn't
let her husband ever let him see her naked.
Emmy
Rossum/Sam Esmail ("Shameless")
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#7**
This former A list tween/teen mostly movie actor is off spending more of
your hard earned money on another one of his long vacations. This vacation
is known for having a lot of couple swapping which seems right up his alley.
Corey
Feldman
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#8**
This permanent A/A- list mostly movie actress who has been doing television
lately is married to someone just as high on the list. She hooked up with
someone Saturday night she met for the first time Friday night at a swag
suite.
Nicole
Kidman/Keith Urban ("Critics Choice Awards")
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#9**
Mr. X: Which alliterate talk show host is not only in rehab right now but
has also hired an attorney to look into her personal finances, because she
knows her husband has taken money out of their charity and her personal bank
account to pay for gifts for his mistress? If your also wondering if they're
splitting up for good, well yes. They've been living separately for about
a year. Whether she will drop him as manager as well remains to be seen.
Wendy
Williams/Kevin Hunter
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#10**
Will not be a shocker if this actress/talk show host ends up divorced. She
and her significant other could barely contain their dislike for each other
at an event this weekend.
Sara
Gilbert/Linda Perry ("Critics Choice Awards")
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#11**
At an event this weekend, this permanent A list mostly movie actress who
is a sure fire Oscar nominee this year said she overdid it on edibles and
couldn't feel her hands or her feet.
Glenn
Close ("Critics Choice Awards")
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#12**
She is an heiress to a huge fortune trying to be an actress, but really just
seems like she does the acting thing to give her something to talk about
at parties. She definitely has a name all of you know. She is in danger of
being cut off because of her using all her trust fund money for coke.
Nicola
Peltz
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#13**
This former non singing reality star turned A-/B+ list mostly television
actress from multiple shows that are currently airing says that when she
was on her reality show that contestants were basically told they had to
have sex with producers if they wanted to advance.
Jeanine
Mason ("So You Think You Can Dance") ("Roswell, New Mexico" and "Grey's Anatomy")
("Critics Choice Awards")
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#14**
It was only about a week ago that I wrote about this recently married B list
actress who I have a special fondness for because of her daytime roots. Now,
it appears she and her husband had a fight which might be the end of their
new marriage. She refuses to wear her wedding ring for now.
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14 **#15**
Cuckolded: At this point, I am wondering whether the child this married acting
couple has is actually the progeny of this A-/B+ list actor all of you know
from a now defunct hit television show. The reason I say this, is that the
couple is getting the reputation in town for hosting parties where the B-
list actress wife of the actor has sex with a man while her husband watches.
He never participates, but has been known to record her encounters with the
men. He never shares the recordings, or at least hasn't as far as anyone
knows. Some of the men have related they have been really uncomfortable with
the situation because it is not a very welcoming or fun environment. They
felt that it was more of a situation where the wife was forced to bring someone
home and she seemed scared/hesitant during the sex. Ian Somerhalder ("Vampire
Diaries")/Nikki Reed
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#1**
This alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress has been making
the rounds doing press and has been pressuring her team to get her new projects
which she assumes must be in the works because of her recent presence. Nope.
No one wants her for anything other than slapstick kind of things ala Sharknado
and the ilk.
Lindsay
Lohan
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
There is a convicted murderer publicly hanging out with a way underage C
list social media celebrity. The killer previously admitted to having sex
with a 14 year old boy, in a book about 2 decades ago. Of course, it’s
really rape, since 14 year olds can’t consent.
Michael
Alig/Desmond the Amazing
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
This in the news married mistress is hooking up with one of her bodyguards.
Lauren
Sanchez (Jeff Bezos)
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
This Housewife is dropping a bunch of weight, but using Adderrall to do it.
So, when she comes out with a diet and exercise book, it will be all crap.
Shannon
Beador ("Real Housewives of Orange County")
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#5**
This former talk show host who had a years long relationship with a foreign
born A list mogul all of you know might be in a relationship but is always
hooking up with the mogul whenever he comes to town and calls her. Chelsea
Handler/André Balazs
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#6**
This B-/C+ list celebrity who managed even that level of fame because of
a marriage wants a divorce so she can find someone she actually enjoys being
with before she gets too old. Apparently her permanent A list husband isn't
doing it for her any longer.
Beth
Ostrosky Stern/Howard Stern
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is in a big award winning film this
season/model is hooking up with the married to a celebrity head of a company
she models for.
Laura
Harrier ("BlacKkKlansman")/Salma Hayek’s husband François-Henri
Pinault ("Louis Vuitton")
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#8**
No one knows the exact number, but the permanent A+ list director now has
the contact information for about 3,000 tweens and teens, many of whom had
no chance for a recent role just so he could have them in his database. He
also knows who are the most vulnerable to his pitches.
Steven
Spielberg ("West Side Story")
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#9**
A divorce settlement doesn't last forever so this alliterate former A- list
celebrity who has had a resurgence the past couple of years to get back to
B+ after a decade of nothing is someone all of you know. She is also yachting
which she did last year too.
Marla
Maples (Donald Trump’s ex-wife)
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#10**
This really quick rapper might not want to kiss fans, but he has never had
issues with hitting them.
A$AP
Rocky
(A$AP
Rocky Refuses To Kiss 2 Female Fans: "Too Much R. Kelly Stuff Goin'
On")
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#11**
This B list celebrity offspring is soon to be married. She had a book a few
years ago and was going to do a whole book signing tour but cut it short
because the only people who showed up were people from her parents generation
who were hoping to spot her parents.
Katherine
Schwarzenegger (engaged to Chris Pratt) (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver)
("I Just Graduated ... Now What?: Honest Answers from Those Who Have Been
There")
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#12**
This network was looking for any excuse to push this anchor for several of
their shows out the door. They are convinced she was one of the main leakers
of stories about the disgraced morning guy she used to share a bed with together
while both were married to other people.
NBC/Natalie
Morales/Matt Lauer
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#13**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is in a franchise says that her last
three girlfriends all cheated on her and what is even crazier is each one
of them cheated on her with the same woman. Michelle Rodriguez
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#14**
This foreign born actress is mostly television and she has a new show which
will probably be a hit. It is one of the few things she has done not in her
native language. One thing she is also doing is this married permanent A
list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who all of
you know and who all of the world knows. María Gabriela de Faría
("Deadly Class")
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/15 **#15**
The Volunteer: This actor is A- list. He is on an initialed show and been
on awhile. He never seemingly makes tabloid news at all, so when this popped
up at first, I blew it off. Then, a couple of months later another person
said something about him that was super similar. So, I started asking around.
Apparently our actor hangs out at missions or shelters which help single
moms. Our actor then scouts around until he finds one he thinks is attractive.
He will usually take her to dinner and then if they click will do something
with her and her children. He then moves them into an apartment to help them
get their life back on track. Sounds like this should be a kindness right?
Well, of course the woman is grateful for what he has done and he makes it
clear that they will continue to only get help if the sleep with him. So,
they do. They fulfill his twisted fantasies too. Usually after a month or
two he gets bored and has an employee kick them out of the apartment and
give them $1000. After a couple of weeks he starts the whole process again.
Chris
O'Donnell ("NCIS: Los Angeles")
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#1**
This obviously wasted A- list mostly movie actress all of you know, cried
and begged her way out of jury service yesterday.
Amber
Heard
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#2**
Not a sight you see everyday is this aging permanent A+/A list female songwriter
buying a strapon at a Hustler store.
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#3**
This foreign born dual threat B+ list actress stars on a show that makes
you want to live north of the border just so you can watch it sooner than
you can here was wasted out of her mind on coke last week.
Catherine
O'Hara (Canada/"Schitt's Creek")
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network sitcom had a great
movie year. She also got dumped by a boyfriend who didn't want to come in
second to award season. Constance Wu ("Fresh Off the Boat", "Crazy Rich
Asians" and "All the Creatures Were Stirring")
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress is on two shows airing on this streaming
service. She also kicked a producer in the balls who tried to cop a feel
of her breasts this past weekend at an award show.
Julia
Garner ("Ozark" and "Maniac") (Critics' Choice Awards)
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#6**
Speaking of bad producers, this way under age actress who stars in a movie
franchise and a cartoon show that is the Russian version of the annoying
Calliou is fighting off producers at every award show stop honoring her brilliant
movie performance. There are so many guys always hitting on her who love
she can't even drive.
Elsie
Fisher ("Despicable Me") ("Masha and the Bear") (Best Young Actor/Actress
at Critics Choice Awards for "Eighth Grade")
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#7**
There may have been a seismic shift in the Earth because this tabloid went
against a planted PR story from the momager who always gets what she wants
from the site. Apparently there was so much blowback though they had to actually
write the truth. It was only because there was blowback though or else the
unchallenged not true story would have been left to stand.
Kris
Jenner/TMZ (Travis Scott asked permission from Colin Kaepernick to perform
at Super Bowl halftime show)
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#8**
For the past year I have been telling you this celebrity offspring of a permanent
A++ list singer needed rehab. She finally went. Apparently a family member
walked in on a suicide attempt which was the final straw.
Paris
Jackson
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#9**
To Whom It May Concern,
If you were a solo traveling woman or couple who engaged in swinging activities
on your recent vacation with this former A list tween/teen movie actor who
used other people's money to fund his vacation, please be advised that one
woman caught our actor and his significant other recording their sex session.
It would stand to reason that all the couple's sessions were therefore
recorded.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Corey Feldman
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#10**
The half dollar rapper has been warned here before. Now, it may be over.
The alliterate talk show host started leaking what she has on the rapper
and it will be the end of his career. He just wouldn't stop piling on and
now it is going to cost him.
50
Cent/Wendy Williams
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#11**
The federal government is financially backing an entire project for this
streaming service just to get people to come around to this new branch of
the government. Yes, it is a sitcom, but the government is the one who made
sure the series got a greenlight.
"Space
Force"/Netflix
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#12**
The late night host not only didn't make a fuss when his favorite reality
star was up for the same gig as one he recently blasted, he tried to help
her land the gig. Once again, this host showed his true colors.
Andy
Cohen/Bethenny Frankel/Kandi Burress/"Celebrity Big Brother"
Andy
Cohen (Bethenny Frankel) (Kandi Burress to be on "Celebrity Big Brother"
which airs at the same time as "Real Housewives of Atlanta"/named her "Jackhole
of the Day")
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#13**
Apparently this C- list celebrity charged by the visit and this A-/B+ list
reality star from a permanent A list reality family wanted something less
professional in a girlfriend.
Rob
Kardashian/Alexis Skyy
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/16 **#14**
Pretty Baby: This director is A list. He has always pushed the edge when
it comes to his films. Many of his films star this A list mostly movie actor.
The director had an idea for a remake of Pretty Baby but in a more industrial
setting. He wanted to talk to this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television
actress about the role. She is very underage but is totally on board with
it and has no problems with the nude scenes or being partially nude in others.
At the meeting she asked the director if he wanted to see her naked right
then. He said no. She said she didn't mind and it wouldn't be the first time.
She also told him she had been with other directors. Not actual intercourse
but she knew how to make men happy. The director was disturbed to say the
least. Enough so that he no longer is thinking about doing any kind of
remake/reboot of it.
A list director: David Fincher
A list mostly movie actor: Brad Pitt
Foreign born A-/B+ list actress: Millie Bobby Brown
200.
POPBITCH
01/17
(British blog)
Which veteran star of TV detective shows has the secret nickname "Scatman"
on some TV sets? And not because of his skibby dibby doobie, scoobie oobie
melodies... (He likes to shit on his companions in bed.)
201.
ALL
ABOUT THE TEA 01/17
This reality starlet with a long history of promiscuity is being outed by
a former friend/business partner. A former business associate revealed that
the reality mom "slept with" another controversial reality star on "several
occasions," while he had a girlfriend. The male is still dating said girlfriend,
who is clueless that her boyfriend hooks up with this fiery reality diva
when she comes to town. The former friend spilled this scandalous tea exposing
embarrassing details of the drunken coast to coast hook ups. Both reality
stars routinely make headlines for their less-than charming behaviors, and
both have reputations for spinning the truth. Name both reality stars and
their reality shows. Kathryn Dennis ("Southern Charm")
("Kensie
+ Saint" children furniture line) /James Kennedy ("Vanderpump
Rules")
202.
TAMARA
TATTLES 01/17 **#1**
Tamara Tattles has impeccable gaydar when it comes to American gay men. It
even works online. But if you are European it’s only right about 80%
of the time. I felt pretty confident that this guy was gay until one of my
sources in his neighborhood told me that he was in his gym recently lifting
some surprisingly heavy weights and he was checking out every girl who passed,
when he wasn’t glued to his phone. I’ve seen the photos and I am
now convinced he is straight. I did point out the guy did seem to have a
relationship that appeared to be more than friends with a guy, but my source
says he thinks that is only when he is drunk (which is often) or is high…
and well… My source convinced me it is just a phase. He really is into
girls. And BTW this source sees a whole lot of people at this gym. You’d
be surprised how much intel you can get from people that share a gym. Keep
your speedos on boys… I’m just say. Tamara Tattles knows…
203.
TAMARA
TATTLES 01/17 **#2**
Or just a drug supplier? Word on the streets say this soon to be married
young woman doesn’t look like she has slept for days. The Tamara Tattles
source, who lives in her neighborhood says she has vacant eyes and scraggly
hair when off camera and often looks like she hasn’t slept or bathed
in days. The source says she is super pale without makeup. Fame seems to
be taking its toll. Lala Kent/Randall Emmett ("Vanderpump Rules")
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#1**
This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer could not stop talking
about happy he is to be taking some time off from his brand new wife. He
said it is exhausting being married to her.
Nick
Jonas/Priyanka Chopra
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#2**
This record label wants you to look at one of their hands while they mute
the child molester and want you to ignore the other hand that just gave a
ton of money to the serial woman beater who never stops doing it.
R.
Kelly/Chris Brown (RCA Records)
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#3**
This flowering financial institution knows where all the bodies are buried
when it comes to the drug use of the celebrity CEO. Her deposition should
be fascinating and something the CEO probably never saw coming.
Azealia
Banks/Elon Musk
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#4**
Bad news for the cast and crew who were counting down the days until the
end of this season and the departure of the namesake of the show. Apparently
she was just cruelly teasing them and now plans on staying which will be
a soul crusher for everyone who works there.
Ellen
Pompeo ("Grey’s Anatomy")
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#5**
Apparently if the check is large enough each month, the mom of this A list
singer will say really nice things about your significant other which has
never previously said.
Justin
Bieber’s mother Pattie Mallette/Hailey Baldwin Bieber
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#6**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor was doing lines of coke with a blonde
D list reality star he took home after the show. "I Am The Highway: A
Tribute To Chris Cornell"
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#7**
This disgraced, now former reality star from a show that is still airing,
has given up drugs because of testing, but is drinking more than ever. He
is also flying in new women each week, but apparently not paying them. They
just want to come and hook up with him.
Thomas
Ravenel ("Southern Charm")
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#8**
There is now a minimum requirement of 5-7 puff pieces per day praising the
alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity. I wonder how all of that
will play out when the former husband decides to sell the wedding reception
video that is being fought about behind the scenes.
Meghan
Markle/Trevor Engelson
(served
"200 joints" at wedding reception in Jamaica)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#9**
They are putting a happy face in public, but this consonant loving permanent
A/A- list musician is for sure getting a DNA test.
Nikki
Sixx (10 year old vasectomy didn’t work)
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#10**
The biggest tell that this "relationship" is not what it seems is that within
days of meeting this A- list disgraced mostly movie actor from an acting
family, his girlfriend quit her job to focus entirely on the actor and her
visibility. There are a number of fake projects she has listed to bolster
her credits which has in turn, got her small roles on other projects set
up by the actor and his friends. They have also added her to short films
which in this case, take it to a whole other meaning because the films are
a minute or two long but there is a credit for her on IMDb. Seemingly all
she really does is cash the checks he gives her while following him around
the world making it seem like he is not the horrible creeper he really is.
James
Franco/Isabel Pakzad
(IMDB)
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#11**
This alliterate permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee was passing out edibles to TSA agents this week to thank them
for working without pay. I also think he was high as a kite. Matthew
McConaughey
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#12**
Apparently even when this A list singer was at her peak love of this B+/B
list actor she was still hooking up with one of her exes for sex and coke
lunch hours. They usually occurred when the actor was working.
Ariana
Grande/Pete Davidson
("doughnut
licking" Ricky Álvarez)
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#13**
This foreign born A-/B+ list tennis player spent the night prior to an important
match, hooking up with two guys she met online.
Eugenie
Bouchard
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#14**
I doubt the Coroner will ever make public is how all the drugs were administered
to this deceased news anchor. It was not orally or intravenously or via nasal
passage.
KTLA
Anchor Chris Burrous
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17 **#15**
Easier In The Movies: This actor is probably A- list. He is dual threat for
sure. He has a big movie coming out this year and has been on a pay cable
show for a bit. All of you know who he is. Apparently there is a female
billionaire who was attending a worldwide gathering of equally rich people.
She invited the actor to join her. Now, he is good looking guy, but no one
had ever invited him to come spend time with him like that. The woman then
offered $100K a night before increasing it to to $250K a night. So, there
was our actor right by her side for several days as she showed him off. Part
of that deal included the entire night. Our actor did his duty with the 60
something woman and said afterwards that each night got easier, but doing
it in the movies is so much easier.
James
Marsden
(29th
edition of the Salon International de la Haute Horlogerie)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#1**
The stature of the performers at this tribute concert was supposed to be
much higher, but dozens of A listers wanted no part of the widow.
Chris
Cornell (Vicky)
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#2**
Don't believe the hype about erratic behavior. The recent pictures of the
B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister were taken years ago
when she was pregnant.
Lisa
Marie Presley
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#3**
Our celebrity CEO had the first of many bad days today. The teeth of his
settlement with the Feds kicked in at the beginning of the year, which put
a damper on his ability to lie about the really big things. Both of his big
companies are in deep, deep financial trouble. The others are just complete
frauds. It's 30 minutes to midnight. After the crash is complete, expect
people from the CEO's personal and business lives to spill even crazier tea
than you've ever heard about him before, and that's really saying something.
Elon
Musk
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#4**
This A list singer has a brand new release. It is almost a straight up ripoff
of another song by a royal cellphone.
Ariana
Grande/Princess Nokia
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#5**
The people of this A- list adult singer are on her to stop
interacting/praising/being friends with this racist makeup person.
Jeffree
Star
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#6**
A group of designers have banded together and are making it very difficult
for the mistress of the very very rich guy to find a dress for the Oscars.
Apparently the mistress is going to get shown off so every reporter can ask
the couple about their relationship.
Jeff
Bezos/Laura Sánchez
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actress from a long running network show is
finally learning the true colors of her boyfriend. If she would have read
this space, she would have known much sooner.
Sarah
Hyland ("Modern Family")/Wells Adams (she will pay for her engagement
ring)
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#8**
The disgraced producer thinks he can get things done more cheaply and thinks
the bad stuff is behind him so got rid of the person who made the bad things
disappear. The producer will regret his decision.
Harvey
Weinstein
(Ben
Brafman)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#9**
If the experiment goes horribly wrong they have a woman to blame for it which
is what this studio wanted. The A/A- list mostly movie actress all of you
know has a franchise installment that is going to stretch the boundaries
of who watches the movies.
Scarlett
Johansson ("Black Widow" first R rated movie for Marvel)
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#10**
There is very little I will ever agree on with this former A list reality
star/host/fitness star, but her criticism of the late night talk show host
is 100% satisfied. You can either help him or not and if he determines you
can't, then you are done to him and he will say anything about you that advances
his cause.
Jillian
Michaels ("Andy Cohen, I mean, is just not a nice guy")
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#11**
The female sibling of this foreign born permanent A+/A list model was brought
in for "questioning," because of the model's outspoken stances about the
new government of her home country. Shortly thereafter, the model stopped
saying anything bad.
Gisele
Bündchen called a 'bad Brazilian' by the country's Agriculture Minister,
Tereza Cristina Dias by denouncing deforestation
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#12**
This almost legal A-/B+ list actress who got her start on tween shows says
having to hit the casting couch to land her next role which is big was nothing
compared to what she endured on the tween show. Notice I said almost legal?
Yeah, well her "audition" was in a state where she is legal. Isabela Moner
("Dora the Explorer") (Nickelodeon/"100 Things to Do Before High
School")
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#13**
The foreign born three named model/wannabe actress thought she would force
the hand of this foreign born A list action movie actor by leaking a wedding
date to the tabloids. All that happened was the actor got ticked off and
there has been no wedding and not a lot of time spent together since the
leak.
Rosie
Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#14**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee is married, but that is falling apart. It would be worse for
him if his actress wife knew he was trying to hook up with his much younger
co-star all of you know.
Javier
Bardem/Penélope Cruz/Elle Fanning ("Molly")
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18 **#15**
Perfume Wars: How come some celebrity brands of perfume succeeded beyond
anyone's wildest dreams despite not being sold by a big celebrity, while
others crashed and burned despite the backing of an A+ lister? Well, believe
it or not, it all comes down to the formula. If it smells like crap, no matter
who is selling it, no one will be buying it. The thing is though, that celebrity
and his team thinks it smells just fine. They don't know about the little
extra that manufacturers know about that drives big sales and not just a
pleasant smell. So, who gets the magic formulas? Well, when the celebrity
perfume craze came along there was a rush to get the best formulas. All of
a sudden you had these lab geeks being wined and dined by celebrities to
let them have the best. Some were just outright purchased with astonishing
sums of money. Hello Beyonce. Others though, were acquired the old fashioned
way. Perfume casting couch? You bet. So, who are the biggest? A list everything
in her mind spent a weekend with the decision maker and she got a massively
big hit. Permanent A+ list "singer" was happy to spend a night with a decision
maker and she got tens of millions of dollars in return. This former A list
singer/international box office star/cheater on her first husband hooked
up with the guy in charge a couple of times and also had a huge hit. Someone
you might not expect. This permanent A list solo singer and in a group. As
a bonus, this former back in the day A+ list reality star hit the casting
couch, but apparently didn't give it her best effort so the decision maker
didn't give a very good product.
A list everything in her mind:
Jennifer
Lopez
Permanent A+ list "singer":
Britney
Spears
Former A list singer/international box office star/cheater on her first husband:
Jessica
Simpson
(major
Russian movie star)
Permanent A list solo singer and in a group:
Gwen
Stefani
Former back in the day A+ list reality star:
Paris
Hilton
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#1**
This former A list musician turned reality star turned celebrity is paying
his new girlfriend approximately their age difference each month. He calls
it paying her bills. There are no bills she could have that high.
Randy
Jackson/Simone
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#2**
I make theater in New York, and here's one of our big dirty secrets, After
Weinstein, the Times started digging around Broadway's #metoo stories. Theaters
all around Manhattan, on Broadway, Off-Broadway and downtown, were freaking
out. Crying about witch hunts, all of that. This article looked like it was
going to include the usual suspects. One Canadian/American director would
have been sent up the Big River. A playwright whose work gives people a lot
of Reasons to be Pretty suspicious that he's a misogynist was quickly dropped
from a very long residency just a few months before his new play was going
to premiere. So on and so forth. But then, everything dried up. All of a
sudden the questionnaires and interviews all just stopped. This article still
hasn't come out. Why? Well, let's just say a major producer of family-friendly
entertainment had a director of one of their most recent musicals was caught
up in the kerfulle. So they made a few calls, cut a few deals and strongly
suggested that the Times "Let it Go."
Canadian/American director:
Des
McAnuff (directed "Big River", "The Who's Tommy" and "Jersey Boys")
Playwright:
Neil
LaBute (wrote "Reasons to be Pretty")
Director:
Michael
Grandage (Disney’s "Frozen The Broadway Musical")
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#3**
Umberto
Gonzalez Blind Item
FANBOY BLIND ITEM: Which comic book movie actor got into an Uber, offered
the driver $60 if he can smoke a single cigarette in the back seat, got
permission from the driver, & then proceeded to smoke not 1, but 6
cigarettes!?
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#4**
Mr. X: Isn't it strange that one of the people who is in that upcoming
documentary on that A++ list legend suddenly changed their tune about some
alleged inappropriate behavior after the iconic performer kicked the bucket?
He worked with the performer several times and along with some family members
lived in the entertainer's massive hotel-like compound. It was after he was
fired as choreographer for a tribute show for the pop icon by that north
of the border performance troupe that he suddenly did a complete about face
on the guy whom he constantly defended from these allegations. Gee, you think
this is a cash grab?
Wade
Robson/Michael Jackson ("Leaving Neverland")
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#5**
Yesterday I told you about one artist who thinks the newest creation of this
A list singer is a line by line ripoff. Now, another artist is saying the
same thing. The only thing will be to figure out who it was stolen from and
how much our singer is going to have to pay.
Ariana
Grande (Princess Nokia, Soulja Boy and 2 Chainz)
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#6**
Yes, he is a serial cheater as his actress girlfriend found out. Prior to
the actress though, this athlete was cheating on the plastic surgeoned celebrity
offspring of the person who taught her the plastic surgery thing. Apparently
our offspring would hit on guys who were already making more money as athletes
and seemingly think her athlete boyfriend wouldn't hear about it. Michael
Kopech/Vanessa Morgan/Brielle Biermann (mother Kim Zolciak-Biermann)
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#7**
This foreign born reality star who none of you know unless you watch the
show she stars on is set to be deported which would make an interesting follow-up
for the show. Those arrests are going to lead to a conviction or plea bargain.
Larissa
Dos Santos Lima ("90 Day Fiancé")
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19 **#8**
For now, the alliterate talk show host is standing firm with her husband
because press releases are coming from the name they use together rather
than her as an individual. Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#1**
Don't believe the hype. This A+ list mostly movie actor is not dating or
hooking up with this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner. He is into very young blonde reality stars right now.
Brad
Pitt/Charlize Theron
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#2**
In a sighting about as rare as sighting a
Stresemann's
Bristlefront, this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor was out in
the wild alone with his long time boyfriend.
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#3**
This foreign born multiple reality show participant/mogul is used to picking
his fellow participants based on how likely they are to sleep with him and
would like the same thing with his big show here in the US. So, look for
some new female talent to be brought in.
Simon
Cowell ("America's Got Talent")
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#4**
This alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity invited dozens upon
dozens of A+/A list celebrities to her baby shower. The vast majority said
no, so now, our former actress is telling everyone she is not allowed a shower.
The same rule was in place prior to the invitations, but she was going to
ignore the rule. Now, suddenly she is going to follow it. Uh huh.
Meghan
Markle
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#5**
This former reality star turned reality movie star has moved on to some very
hard drugs. An overdose is now within the realm of probability, rather than
possibility.
Bam
Margera
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#6**
This former stripper turned model turned celebrity turned reality star turned
whatever she does now likes to tell a story that makes it seem like she never
sold drugs. She sold lots.
Amber
Rose (too pretty to sell crack)
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#7**
Apparently this is more than just a rehab thing for this alliterate talk
show host. It is also a could die kind of thing. Wendy Williams
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20 **#8**
This barely A- list reality star from a reality family is upset about leaked
text messages because it shows how he likes to make each fling think they
are the only one so he can have an entire string of women.
Rob
Kardashian
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#1**
Very interesting that the first music released by this former tweener turned
A- list adult singer/bad actress is on her ghost singer's record.
Selena
Gomez/Julia Michaels
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#2**
In a couple of weeks on national television, when she is in the crowd, everyone
will be introduced to the yachter who has hit it big with the A list NFL
player who has no idea how she has previously earned her living.
Camille
Kostek/Rob Gronkowski
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#3**
What no one seems to be discussing is how wasted on drugs this three named
former model/actress/host was when she got into the incident with another
person the other day. That is the reason the three named one delayed reporting
it.
Kimora
Lee Simmons (parking dispute in a FedEx Store parking lot)
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#4**
One of the reasons that this former A list athlete took his own life was
he feared his biggest secret being revealed. It remains to be seen if that
will occur now because there really is no need to bring it to the light of
day.
Former
U.S. figure skater John Coughlin
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#5**
Without that strict oversight she is used to having, the times this permanent
A list "singer" has been drunk has increased ten fold over the past month.
Someone needs to step in now before it gets out of hand.
Britney
Spears
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#6**
This former back in the day A list singer/rapper/duet partner who spent some
time in jail for some serious offenses has teamed up with some of his former
fellow inmates on a ponzi scheme.
Ja
Rule
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#7**
The call and the tip to the tabloid all came from the same phone number.
A phone number which was never even present at the location where cops were
sent. It was all just based on a hunch. The person behind the phone number
will do it again and again if needed.
Blac
Chyna (possibly Kris Jenner)
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/21 **#8**
This one named singer/part-time yachter got dropped from her record label
because the man she was sleeping with at the label, left.
Tinashe
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#1**
This record label executive says that no matter what the result overseas
in that rape investigation that this A/A- list singer/woman beater will still
be on the label.
Chris
Brown
(RCA
Records)
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#2**
At Saturday’s PGA breakfast for that film about the dead A+ list singer,
the producer with a royal-sounding last name completely avoided mention of
the disgraced A- list director in his prepared remarks. The new association
president deserves recognition for bringing up the subject. The producer
responded with the same old fake story about the director supposedly needing
to take care of a sick mother. Of course, all the usual kneepad-type Hollywood
reporters simply parroted this fake story. The real story is that the director
was fired. He was freaking out and not showing up to work, because he was
worried about a then-forthcoming article, exposing some of his misdeeds.
One of those anecdotes described an underage-looking boy procured off the
streets for a group sex session.
Freddie
Mercury "Bohemian Rhapsody"/Graham King/Bryan Singer/PGA President Lucy
Fisher
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#3**
This B-list producer of children's movies, including a live action reboot
of a classic, found himself in some hot water, due to something he said on
social media regarding violence towards children.
Jack
Morrissey (wishing Covington Boys "into the woodchipper")
(Covington
Catholic Boys confrontation with Native American elder Nathan
Phillips)
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#4**
This host of multiple shows and formats/mogul is doing everything in his
power to get people to settle a lawsuit because he is afraid if he is deposed
that very personal questions about himself may be asked which he doesn't
ever want to answer.
Ryan
Seacrest (Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna lawsuit)
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#5**
There are new movies to promote and an award season to get through which
is why this A/A- list mostly movie actor from multiple franchises is hanging
on to his beard awhile longer. The interesting part is his PR people called
in a favor to make sure the tabloids all wrote an article about how great
his relationship is with her. It always looks odd when all the tabloids run
the same type of puff piece.
Bradley
Cooper/Irinia Shayk;
Chris
Pine/Annabelle Wallis
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#6**
Speaking of closeted, I don't know if this part-time reality star full time
suckup to this reality family is still pretending to date that woman he has
been hanging out with forever, but for the past few weeks she has been sucking
face in public with a guy who I'm guessing she is doing a lot more with when
not in public. Jonathan Cheban (Kardashians)
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#7**
Most of the time, concert venue staff/promoters don't do anything when a
performer brings someone underage backstage or even cares what happens to
them. Most of the time. Even this foreign born A+ list rapper couldn't do
so at a recent event because it happened at a casino. He was told in no certain
terms the minor had to leave the area immediately. No one is willing to risk
a casino license. The thing is, now the casino is 50/50 whether the rapper
will ever be invited back to perform.
Drake
("Encore
Las Vegas")
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#8**
There is not a huge age disparity, but it is still definitely illegal and
making producers of this new network hit nervous that this A- list actor
who has a main role on the show is hooking up with this way underage actor
who has a recurring role on the show. If you know why the A- lister gets
fired at the end of the season, you know the reason why, no matter what is
said in the press.
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#9**
A producer on the play turned announced movie had nothing to do with the
play, but has everything to do with the married A- list actress who is the
star and his former co-star. More time together.
Tony
Goldwyn/Kerry Washington (Broadway play "American Son" is set to be adapted
for Netflix)
(husband
Nnamdi Asomugha a producer of play)
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#10**
Don't believe her hype. This former A list athlete has had sex.
Lolo
Jones ("Celebrity Big Brother")
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#11**
It is racing up the charts because it sticks inside your head like no other
song in awhile. The singer made sure she got the song and will tell anyone
she slept with multiple people to make sure she was the one chosen.
Danielle
Marie Bregoli ("cash me outside, how 'bout dat") Bhad Bhabie ("Babyface
Savage")
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know who has one of the best
relationships with an ex you will ever see is hooking up with a Japanese
businessman who is married but makes sure she lives a comfortable lifestyle.
Kate
Beckinsale/Michael Sheen
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#13**
This foreign born mostly movie actress is probably B+ list. She would be
higher but spent the last year trying to recover from the relationship she
had with this A/A- list mostly movie actor who terrorized her life for years.
Our actress is still in therapy multiple times per week, but had been doing
multiple sessions per day.
Mia
Goth/Shia LaBeouf
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#14**
Just remember that when everything comes to light about the alliterate singer
married to the pro athlete and their wild nights together and solo with him
and the adult actresses, where you heard it first. Oh, and no matter what
anyone says, the timeline does fit. He might not be the father, but the timeline
does fit.
Teyana
Taylor/Iman Shumpert/Alby Rydes
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/22 **#15**
In The Shadows: Despite its proximity, this person has never wanted the glow
of fame. At one point in time, she was the most famous name in the world.
It was brief, but she was there for all the world to see. Since then, she
has been in the shadows. Her last name is A+ list. It is recognized by
generations of people. In today's society, people still recognize it, but
not to the extent it was once held. Across Europe and the rest of the world
outside North America, people still know it. She is at a level of riches
that most people can't comprehend and has been that way her whole life. People
assume she has nothing to do with the sprawling empire of her money, but
they would be wrong. She recognizes how her family made their fortune and
follows that same philosophy today. Because she moves in such rarefied circles,
no one would dare question her about the activities of her companies and
how they traffic people from one continent to Europe through the same routes
used by her ancestors. That is how they made their money. No one would question
she was in charge of a huge drug smuggling route between South America and
Europe, again using many of the same trade routes her family has used for
generations. In the last couple of years there was a hiccup in her shadow
plan. She was forced to briefly emerge from the shadows. She will never forgive
a certain person for doing that and he will end up dead. No mystery about
it. He will be murdered. No trying to make it look like something else. When
the time is right, his throat will be slashed or he will be gunned down.
No one crosses her.
Athina
Onassis
Athina
Onassis (only surviving descendant of Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis,
and the only child of Aristotle's daughter Christina Onassis)
(divorce
from Alvaro de Miranda Neto known as Doda)
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#1**
This A- list dual threat actor who is getting a lot of award season love
for a movie is playing dumb in his latest round of trying to dodge questions
about the director of his movie that is garnering the awards. If anyone would
ever ask a followup, his story would fall apart.
Rami
Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody") Bryan Singer
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#2**
The long awaited expose about the disgraced A-list Director has finally arrived.
If you haven’t read it yet, I would recommend going through every single
line. This should completely end the director’s career. It is much worse
than what was written to end other big Hollywood careers. The people who
have worked at this for years said they had the goods on this guy, and they
delivered more than any of us could have expected. They just had to fight
for a long time against very powerful and evil people to get the story out
there.
Bryan
Singer ("The Atlantic")
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#3**
This A- lust dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee ticked
off the studio of her new movie because now every question asked of her will
be about her support of the child molesting singer and people will associate
her support of him with the movie.
Taraji
Henson/R. Kelly
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#4**
This MTV reality star who has been on since the beginning of the franchise
realized she had no way to earn income other than working for a living and
immediately signed on again for another season. Almost every last one of
them is screwed when the series does finally end.
Amber
Portwood ("Teen Mom OG")
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#5**
This celebrity none of you have ever heard of even though she is married
to a permanent A list musician from a permanent A- list band that doesn't
play any longer got a present from her still skeptical baby daddy. She wants
fame in the biggest way since Kate Gosselin. So, our musician paid for some
paps to take her photo. Our barely there celebrity spent three hours deciding
what to wear and in hair and makeup for the 30 minute shoot which was predictably
painful to watch as she tried to look as if it was all random.
Nikki
Sixx/Courtney Bingham
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#6**
Left out of the conversation with this A list singer/A- list actress about
her reaction to some recent big news is that she was passed out on pills
and booze.
Lady
Gaga (Why Do Stars Pretend They Slept Through Their Oscar
Nominations?)
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#7**
KINDNESS: The tipster said it best, so I will leave it as is. Unfortunately
they didn't provide any type of description for the kindhearted person, so
I shall tell you the person was a foreign born permanent A list singer who
was a multiple Grammy winner and has an iconic song all of you know. When
I was younger than I am now... There was a festival. I guess you would call
it a foreign festival. But it was THE festival. My Dad and I went. The weather
was great. We were camping. There were loads of activities, drumming, crafts
etc it was crowded. I was old enough to wander off on my own but clearly
not old enough to find my way back. So I lost my Dad. We had arranged a meeting
place if we got separated. Problem was I couldn't find the place. Because
I was a chronic daydreamer. So there I was, in the biggest crowd I'd ever
seen, surrounded by hippies. No dad in sight. I wandered around for what
felt like hours but was probably minutes before bursting into tears. Someone
tapped my shoulder. Asked if I was ok. It was a nice old man. I'm snot crying
and can barely speak at this point. I said I'm lost, can't find dad. He said
'It's ok we'll find him together.' We looked for our meeting spot which I
barely remember. While we were walking he told me about the time he lost
his mom at the park and how scary it was. Trying to help me feel less
embarrassed. "We've all been there. Everyone's had this experience at least
once. We all found our parents again." Etc. It was a while before we found
it. He probably had better things to do than babysitting me. Anyway Dad was
waiting for me. I hugged him and started crying again. Meanwhile he shook
the man's hand and thanked him etc. He seemed unusually taken with the guy.
I thanked him. He said I was most welcome. Tipped his hat at me and away
he went. Dad. Starstruck says " DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS?"
Leonard
Cohen
("Glastonbury
Festival"/2008/74 years old)
("Hallelujah")
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#8**
There is going to be a quick check cut in this lawsuit recently filed because
this foreign born A+ list rapper wants to keep secret what he was doing with
the closeted A list athlete that night that will see both of them go down
in flames.
Drake
and Odell Beckham Jr. (accused of ordering a violent attack on a man in March
2018)
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#9**
Apparently there is a script/playbook this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly
movie actress all of you know, is following. For the next month there will
be dutiful wife pictures and full on make everyone love me pictures to try
to get people to see her new movie so she can get a higher billing next time.
Then, after her movie premieres, she plans on leaving the country for awhile
and ignoring her marital duties until such time as they are required again
to land another gig.
Priyanka
Chopra/Nick Jonas
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#10**
This former reality star turned B+ list singer has big substance abuse issues,
so he is probably not the best choice as a partner for this B+ list reality
star from a below the Mason Dixie line reality show.
Hunter
Price/Kathryn Dennis ("Southern Charm")
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#11**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor/lover of Russian hookers was such
a pain filming a television show that no one wanted to do another season
even if it had been a monster hit.
Sean
Penn ("The First"/Hulu)
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#12**
This foreign born permanent A list model offered herself up to the yachting
Gods with her recent cover shoot. She is looking for her next husband. Watch
for her next boyfriend to be Middle Eastern. The bidding war will be intense.
Elle
MacPherson ("Ocean Drive")
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#13**
In order to keep his deal hosting that end of the year special, this frequent
host/mogul had to agree to a commitment of several million dollars of fake
calls that he uses for various segments that the parent company of the show
he hosts at the end of the year, owns. Those fake calls are generally the
ones where there are jilted lovers or fake adultery or anything else that
is well outside the norm of what you expect from morning shows.
Ryan
Seacrest /Dick Clark Productions/Ryan's Roses, etc.
(Ryan’s
Roses)
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#14**
Even though everyone knows this foreign born B+ list dual threat actress
who has starred on multiple shows from the same streaming service is gay,
she is not allowed to come out. Her fans in her home country where she is
A++ list like to pretend she isn't gay and would turn against her if she
went public with her sexuality.
Bae
Doona ("Kingdom"/"Stranger"/"Sense8"/NETFLIX) (South Korea)
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/23 **#15**
The Spy: This actor is probably A- list. He can play serious or comic. When
acting in comedies, he often plays second fiddle to someone higher on the
list, but not nearly as good of an actor. Our actor owns a string of vacation
rentals focused primarily in resort locations around the country. Warm weather
spots. Tropical destinations. Honeymoon destinations. According to an assistant
who left the actor's employ about six weeks ago after almost a decade working
for him, the actor has a huge secret. Each of the actor's properties has
a security system installed. Not just on the outside. The thing is, he makes
sure to let everyone know who is potentially going to rent from him, but
he buries it deep in the descriptions of the condos. The former assistant
sent one to me and it reads, "Surveillance or recording devices on property
- The property is equipped with a camera doorbell. There are also seven
additional cameras; one in backyard and two inside to monitor the front porch.
In addition, there are cameras monitoring each room for your safety." You
really have to look to find this disclosure in his properties. The thing
is, none of the guests have access to any of this video. It is not for their
protection, because they can't see it. Instead, it is for the actor who always
looks at the photos of every potential guest and their profile and makes
it a priority to let honeymooners rent. Our actor has thousands of hours
of footage of guests having sex and has kept tabs on guests he found interesting.
He has hooked up with several of them, but even they have no idea about the
recordings he saw.
Vince
Vaughn
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#1**
This B+ list late night comic actor told some really disgusting jokes the
other night about raping babies but when someone called him out on it, the
actor said the person calling him out was to blame because they were not
being respectful of the actor's mental health. So, you get to say what you
want and blame it on that and no one can say anything or they are the bad
guy?
Pete
Davidson
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#2**
There is one studio which hired the disgraced A-list Director back in October.
The film has not begun shooting yet. Before yesterday’s big expose,
my source said that the aging studio head and a VP were pushing for the disgraced
A-list Director. The son of the studio head was still fighting to ditch the
director. Apparently the son still has morals. After the expose, the source
said about the disgraced A list director’s involvement: "Huge chance
it doesn’t happen."
A
list director: Bryan Singer
Movie: "Red Sonja"
Studio: Millennium Films
Father: Avi Lerner
Son: Yariv Lerner
Avi
Lerner (accused of sexual assault of Terry Crews)
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#3**
Everyone outside the industry was expecting this French sounding actor to
get an Oscar nomination. What they didn't know was our actor's underground
reputation for not being such a nice guy and the inability of his PR team
to overcome that reputation.
Timothée
Chalamet ("Beautiful Boy")
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#4**
The female married celebrity offspring of a celebrity who really has to use
that last name more and more to get any kind of job got trapped in a corner.
A reporter asked our offspring her thoughts on Chris Brown's history of violence
towards women. The offspring expressed her condemnation. Then the reporter
told her all of the times her husband publicly supported Chris Brown and
the offspring said there were lots of positives about Chris Brown too.
Hailey
Baldwin Bieber
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#5**
As I have previously mentioned multiple times, this A list couple thought
of their children as little more than props that didn't get them the attention
they thought they would and basically ignored them. Apparently though, since
their decision to split, there has been a huge war between the pair over
custody and who loves the children more. The half dozen nannies are being
cajoled to support one side or the other and are being offered huge monetary
inducements to do so. I say the actor gives up first because he just wants
his freedom anyway.
Amal
and George Clooney
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#6**
This former back in the day A- list mostly television actress who is arguably
more famous now, despite not really acting at all any longer is begging for
a defamation suit being filed against her which would bankrupt her just in
legal fees. She always blames someone else other than herself. If what she
says is true, then go to court and change things. She won't because she knows
everything she did.
Rose
McGowan’s former attorney Jose Baez now on Harvey Weinstein’s legal
team (says her lawyers were bought off)
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#7**
This foreign born permanent A list singer who has also done the reality thing
didn't let on to this permanent A list celebrity all of you know that he
supports his fellow country person rather than the celebrity in a very
controversial position.
Keith
Uban/Margaret Courts/Anna Wintour
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#8**
PDA is super rare with this dual threat A- list actor who is having a very
good award season. What better way to distract from the lies he told yesterday
and will continue to tell for the next month every time he is asked about
the disgraced director.
Rami
Malek ("Bohemian Rhapsody") Lucy Boynton
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#9**
This former naked celebrity turned multiple reality star wants another show
and figures the best way is to grab an already established reality star to
generate some buzz. Is he up for it? We will find out.
Kendra
Wilkinson/Chad Johnson ("The Bachelor") (He says he is up for it, but doesn't
know if it will happen. He is also willing to hook up with her should that
be needed.)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#10**
Apparently there was an A+ list mostly movie actor who was backing multiple
entrants in a recent online betting tournament. That A+ lister cut deals
with employees of that company for special perks and trips and even money
to make sure the actor's backed entrants got special treatment.
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#11**
The wife of the disgraced producer has been spending some nights with him.
Georgina
Chapman/Harvey Weinstein
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#12**
Apparently the lawyer for this deceased man has documents that are going
to blow a case wide open regarding the death of this former A- list mostly
movie actress.
Brittany
Murphy’s father Angelo Bertolotti
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#13**
A gun belonging to this A+ list singer/rapper was used in a botched armed
robbery. Apparently our rapper/singer leaves his massive arsenal unlocked
at his home.
Post
Malone
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#14**
This A+/A list actor/director is back on the booze again. Ben
Affleck
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24 **#15**
Grooming: This foreign born B list mostly movie actor has long been one of
the "finds," of this disgraced A- list director. The find was actually first
set in motion by this disgraced Oscar winning actor who first ran into him
when the actor was just this side of legal. The actor has used his youthful
looks to pick up boys who are not legal and during filming of this award
winning film that is having a big year was instrumental in bringing those
eager underage boys to the accommodations used by the director during filming.
There, the boys would be shown films the director made and told they too
could have a future in films if they would hit the casting couch with the
director. Now, with the director running from everything, the actor is reaching
out to those boys to make sure they stay silent.
303.
POPBITCH
01/24
(British blog)
Which TV foodie is no longer flavour of the month with his wife? The rampant
cheating has led to an ultimatum: every time she catches him, she gets another
child. (We just hope she's got a roomy womb...)
Gordon
Ramsey
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#1**
This very wealthy foreign born star f**ker thinks everything is love, but
her barely there celebrity that all of you know took the opportunity to cheat
on her with his ex during a child visit.
Chloe
Green/Jeremy "Hot Felon" Meeks/Melissa Meeks
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#2**
This film festival founder and dual-threat producer is very vocal about #TimesUp
on her social media. She also hired the disgraced A-list director for his
most recent big film, and hasn’t said a word about it. Total hypocrite.
Jane
Rosenthal/"Tribeca Film Festival"/Bryan Singer/"Bohemian
Rhapsody"
("The
Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#3**
This permanent A list producer/writer who is probably about A-/B+ list as
a singer right now had a line of shoes that sold out. He loves to brag about
it but the company had to cut the price by 50-60% to accomplish it. They
won't be back.
Pharrell
Williams
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#4**
The individual claims are really small, but a group of people scammed by
this former A- list really bad actress turned A- list really bad reality
star turned celebrity are banding together to try and get a class action
suit together to get their money back and to hold the former actress accountable.
Tori
Spelling
(daughter’s
"Stylish Slimes by Stella" company)
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#5**
Despite the drug cocktail she takes every day, this HIV+ former A list singer
from a permanent A list group that has not had a hit in a long time, is having
a tough time physically right now.
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#6**
This foreign born former A list singer in her own country who loves last
names as much as she loves last names, drugs and flop records is back in
the news again because she continues to hang on to her endorsement contract,
despite her being charged for a hate crime against a black woman while any
minority who has the same endorsement contract is dropped in a second if
they step out of line.
Cheryl
Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini (L’Oreal)
(assaulted
a nightclub toilet attendant)
(first
transgender model Munroe Bergdorf/'ALL white people' are
racist)
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#7**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor/possible conspiracy to commit murder
suspect knows he could never get away with his legal maneuvering here in
the US and it is a long shot even overseas. Even if he does win, it is not
going to change the fact that everyone knows what he did and how he tried
to blame the victim for it.
Johnny
Depp claims evidence to disprove Amber Heard’s domestic violence
allegations. Uh huh
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#8**
REDDIT
BLIND: I don't associate with him anymore, but I was involved with a
musician who basically groomed me from the time I was 18. He was verbally,
emotionally, and sexually abusive. Almost everyone he knew, he had something
bad to say about them, and he would play at friendship to reap the rewards
of whatever they could offer. He's purposefully pick fights with lesser talent
just to watch the drama unfold, and would demonize people who disagreed with
him or dared to call him less than perfect. His best friend was beaten down
as much as I was, and he used said best friend for free everything. I remember
once trying to stick up for him and that didn't end pretty. However, his
public persona is charming as fuck. He's outgoing, he's fun, he knows how
to build people up, he's high energy. He's built up this reputation as being
this hyper-inclusive voice of the underdog and I've read people's testimony
crediting him with their own self improvement. I sometimes wish I could tell
his fans that he literally does not give an iota of a shit about them. All
he cares about is their money and loyalty because he needs the ego boost,
and if a single one of them stepped out of line he'd drop them like a sack
of shit. Sometimes, I'll get one of his songs on a playlist or a remix or
something and I seriously feel nauseous. I can't believe he's got away with
everything he's done.
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#9**
According to the police, there is something not quite right about the statement
given by this A- list reality star who only is that high if you watch the
actual show, otherwise you have no idea who she is. It could make sense to
some extent if she split with that guy she is supposed to marry and was moving
things out of his place to hers, but that is not what she told police.
Lala
Kent ("Vanderpump Rules")/Randall Emmett ($10,000 worth of belongings stolen
from her car)
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#10**
The girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actress is name dropping the
actress at high end stores to get free stuff. She is then selling the stuff.
Her actress girlfriend has no idea any of this is happening.
Kristen
Stewart/Sara Dinkin
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#11**
This foreign born three named model/wannabe actress was already wafer thin.
Now though, with her crash and burn forced commitment idea gone astray she
has been starving herself, drinking and smoking and nothing else and is a
wreck.
Rosie
Huntington-Whiteley (Jason Statham);
Lily-Rose
Depp/Timothée Chalamet
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#12**
This permanent A list everything in her mind never has carbs or sugar. She
just wanted to get some attention for it because she is going to be selling
a diet and workout program.
Jennifer
Lopez
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#13**
Considering this foreign born former reality star host turned celebrity was
in an Uber Black blowing a man not her husband, it was quite the shock to
see her on a red carpet with her A list mostly movie actor husband later
that night.
Camila
Alves/Matthew McConaughey ("Serenity" screening)
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#14**
This permanent A list comic movie actor is a celebrity offspring. His wife
left him because he is such a jerk. Still married, at least for now is this
permanent A list comic television actor who went to a strip club with the
movie actor. They were escorted to a private room with a bed by several
strippers. Ben Stiller (Christine Taylor)
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25 **#15**
TRICIA 13 BLIND ITEM: So this is one of many Epic nights I’ve had the
privilege of having. ... It happened in my original city of NYC which still
is a fabulous place for spontaneous parties. I am there because I was involved
with a Theatre Company that boasts some of the biggest names you know and
see on screen/stage all time. We were all there for a Benefit reading of
a now (very famous Writer/Director). The party was non-disclosed until I
had my conversation with an actor and he essentially brought me and my
friends/entourage to an iconic Playwrights loft with people and celebrity
that spanned the spectrum... We still talk about it and though some are no
longer here.. it was a night to remember. In the effort to keep it tight-
the players that night are as follows: Man 1) Flirty Former A list TV actor
from several network shows. He was also a leading male in a cult fave film
(one of mine anyway). He was single at the time or dating that former foreign
born MTV personality. They married and it didn’t last and I know why-
(he’s a flirt) yet he’s the reason we were invited to The Iconic
playwrights apartment (killer pad btw). We chatted and I said "so you going
to ———/////party ? He said yeah ! Follow us in a cab. We did
(naturally). He’s a flirt. Probably why they not together/divorced.
We arrived Man 2) There we were greeted by the charming and very gracious Permanent A list playwright - his most notable work was likely that amazing piece adapted to film starring the triple threat actor whose an A list Dick and America’s Sweetheart for awhile.... Prelude to downfall.
Man 3) a very mysterious looking young guy with good looks and a bohemian cap. You know him now from both film/tv (and Theatre if you run in those circles) and he is an excellent actor. Had a High profile relationship and now has kids. This night he was an up and comer starving actor and we connected. Exchanged numbers and had dinner/dates in the future - but I had no idea how far he would go, just knew he called me post party from a Brooklyn number where he was crashing and asked me to dinner (I declined). We met not long ago but he was with the female 1) foreign born A list AA nominee still and I didn’t take that Vespa ride.
Next person to walk in was Man 4) an Actor (working on his Directorial
film debut.) He was coming off a hugely successful film where he got the
attention he never got from his TV show or even his famous mom/dad. Talented
guy, but lacks in the personality department. That’s "just reality".
Love the 90s It film he was in with the former It girl as well as the film
he was in process of directing... it was shooting in NYC and he showed up
with that fabulous actress from an acting family who is/was extremely shy,
and very humble. We talked about her son. Her work, her family and the party
that was unfolding around in us which seemed bigger life. Grew more so when
Man 5) walked in with then fiancée. I had met him as he was on the
Artistic Board of these same theatre folks, and he was always guarded., but
charismatic. Liked his drink, his — well that. Iconic family, unfortunate
destiny. The night was just beginning.
Man 1/A list TV actor from several network shows: Steven Weber ("Wings";
"All Dogs Go To Heaven"; "The Weber Show"; "Once and Again"; "Studio 60 on
the Sunset Strip"; "Brother & Sisters"; "Chasing Life"; "iZombie"; "Ultimate
Spider Man"; "NCIS: New Orleans"
Former foreign born MTV personality: Juliette Hohnen
Cult film: "Single White Female"
Man 2/Permanent A list playwright: Craig Lucas
Film: "Prelude To A Kiss" (Meg Ryan)
A list Dick: Alec Baldwin
Man 3/Brooklyn actor in bohemian cap: Liev Schreiber
Female 1/foreign born A list AA nominee: Naomi Watts
Man 4/actor: Ben Stiller ("The Ben Stiller Show") (Jerry Stiller and Anne
Meara)
It film/It girl: "Reality Bites"/Winona Ryder/nice guy: Ethan
Hawke
Film he was in process of directing: "Zoolander"
Fabulous actress from an acting family: Patricia Arquette
Man 5: John F. Kennedy Jr./Carolyn Bessette
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#1**
Apparently this reality family is able to overlook the other two dozen
accusations against this woman beating/sexual assaulting/multiple five year
restraining order receiving A list singer and think he is being falsely accused
of one complaint, but totally forget the dozens of others. Awful people.
The
Kardashians/Chris Brown
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#2**
I think this team thinks if they wish hard enough they can make the not true,
true because there is no way this former tweener turned A- list singer has
the amount of sobriety her team says she has.
Demi
Lovato
321.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#3**
Just like I told you would happen, the family kept out the underlying
cause/contributing factor to the death of this barely there celebrity formerly
partnered with this permanent A lister. He argued it was for her family.
Nope. It was for him because he didn't want to answer questions about his
own health.
Kim
Porter (lobar pneumonia)/Sean "P. Diddy" Combs
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#4**
This permanent A list singer is proving once again that if the check is large
enough, she would perform for anyone under any conditions. OK, maybe not
a live execution, but shortly thereafter probably.
Mariah
Carey (Saudi Arabia)
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#5**
At the request of the big studio who wants to make as much money as possible
down the line for this movie, this disgraced A- list director scrubbed every
bit of his association with the movie from his Instagram. Like people, will
forget. Please.
FOX/Bohemian
Rhapsody/Bryan Singer
("The
Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#6**
Speaking of the disgraced director, this permanent A++ list mostly movie
director was asked to comment about the director two nights ago and just
ignored the question. Hmmm, a little complicit maybe? A little too much like
looking in the mirror? Steven Spielberg/Bryan Singer
("The
Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#7**
I guess he is still permanently A list, although he hasn't really done anything
of any significance in quite some time. Oh, he did make a really bad movie
within the last year or two. Shockingly enough, it could have been worse
though because the alliterate former actress turned escort was attached to
it at one point. Anyway, our actor is broke and trying to scrape by on the
direct to streaming stuff.
John
Travolta ("Gotti")
(Lindsay
Lohan to play Victoria Gotti)
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26 **#8**
Our favorite closeted A-/B+ list mostly television actor had a great year.
What is he going to do for an encore? Well, he found someone for the showrunner
a couple of months ago and lo and behold, our actor got another role.
Darren
Criss ("The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story") (Ryan
Murphy/"American Horror Story #9.1")
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#1**
A couple of months ago I wrote about this closeted foreign born A+ list mostly
movie actor and how his world would come crashing down when victims of the
disgraced director also placed our actor in the same parties participating
in the same events. That time must be getting close because the trades are
doing puff pieces which they rarely do and the bot armies are out in force
defending him.
Hugh
Jackman/Bryan Singer
("The
Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#2**
Mr. X: Which alliterate talk show host has been collaborating with one of
her in-laws to sell stories to various tabloids exposing the host's soon
to be ex husband physically and emotionally abusing her? Not to mention forcing
her to allegedly have sex with coworkers at her previous job.
Wendy
Williams
(Kevin
Hunter’s mother Pearlet Hunter)
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#3**
Mr. X: What comedy director is being called a hypocrite for saying that the
pop music icon is guilty of his alleged crimes, yet he continues to support
his actor friend and frequent collaborator who has had similar allegations
surrounding him?
Judd
Apatow/Michael Jackson/James Franco
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#4**
Mr. X - Old Hollywood: Hollywood stars and moguls meeting and performing
for dictators isn't a new thing. The first ones to do so were this acting
power couple, considered to be the first of such, and cofounders of a movie
studio wined and dined with Mussolini pre WWII.
Mary
Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks Jr. ("Pickford-Fairbanks
Studio")
Among the others:
1. The newspaper magnate and his actress mistress/possible wife dined with
Hitler and Joseph Goebbels.
William
Randolph Hearst/Marion Davies
2. That comedy producer/mogul whose films still get played on TV had a signed picture of Mussolini in his office . He even brought two of his biggest stars who are the subject of a recent biopic for a photo op. A deal with the Cinecitta Studios, then under fascist control, eventually fell through. Hal Roach/Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy ("Stan & Ollie")
3. It has been debated whether that mogul whose last name and creations you see everywhere met with Mussolini for a photo op! but most evidence points to yes, he did. But he did not support fascism, as many people want you to believe. Walt Disney
4. This A++ list Oscar winning director, who many people forget is foreign born, met with Mussolini numerous times and had a big oil painting commissioned of Il Duce to hang on the wall of his living room. That painting mysteriously disappeared once the US entered WWII and the director went on to direct propaganda films for the US government. Frank Capra
5. This mogul badly wanted to meet Mussolini and Hitler, but he did get a visit at his studio from Mussolini's son Vittorio who did a photo op with the mogul and his biggest star of the studio's first decade. Vittorio was also friends with #2 and #3. Darryl Zanuck/Shirley Temple
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#5**
How do you spend your weekends? Well, if you are this permanent A list mostly
movie actress who doesn't really act any longer and also directs, but they
are not very good and her marriage track record is also not so hot, you take
the kids and go sell dog treats at the dog park.
Angelina
Jolie
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#6**
Was she sick? No. Was it drugs? It doesn't appear to be. Apparently our one
named singer/actress is having horrible stage fright and was totally unprepared
and didn't know how to use the teleprompter to sing and just bailed at the
last minute from a high profile gig. In the past she would have used drugs
to get through it.
Brandy
("Kennedy Center")
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#7**
I'm not saying the former A+ list singer went home with the late night talk
show host but they were certainly cozy with each other all evening at a party
for the host, way more than usual when they hang out. Oh, and that reality
star who has multiple shows on the channel, could have easily made it. She
chose not to attend.
John
Mayer/Andy Cohen (Andy Cohen’s baby
shower)/Lisa
Vanderpump ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump
Rules")
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27 **#8**
It wasn't all that long ago that the girlfriend of this A+/A list athlete
who will be starting in the Super Bowl was charging by the hour. Quite the
step up for her. Her income has taken a hit though because she is afraid
to ask the athlete for money for fear he will dump her.
Jared
Goff ("Los Angeles Rams")/Christen Harper
335.
BILLY
MASTERS 01/28
Could it be that a star of stage, (small) screen, and song has had just a
wee too much plastic surgery? And on one so young. Alas, for some people,
it's perfection or nothing at all. While the body of work is flawless in
that cloned way, the face seems somewhat frozen. Below the belt...well, the
first cut was definitely not the deepest. Jonathan Groff
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#1**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This B list celebrity offspring is an actress.
She will never be higher on the list than either of her parents. She was
a buzzed dirty talking machine last night at an after party who didn't have
sex, but came close and did finish a guy off with her hand.
Rumer Willis
(Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#2**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: Proving once again, he just isn't that nice,
this A- list mostly movie actor told a reporter "F**k you," when the reporter
asked about not getting an Oscar nomination.
Timothée
Chalamet
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#3**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This is how weird the SAG Awards are. Technically
this actress could have been nominated for two awards last night but was
far enough down the bill in a movie to where she only got nominated for a
television show. Anyway, she used to do porn back in college to support herself.
Sydelle
Noel ("GLOW")
("Black
Panther")
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#4**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy
Award winner/nominee says that over the last three years she has gone out
with a handful of guys, all of which have cheated on her from day one or
she was the other woman and had no idea. At this point, she trusts no men,
although she is giving her latest some trust by revealing him to the public
after a lot of on and off dating whenever she would bust someone else over
the last couple years. I actually think the guy is a keeper and tell her
that all the time.
Emma
Stone/Dave McCary
340.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#5**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B list mostly television actress
who stars in a very hit streaming show was doing coke last night at a party
and someone confused her for this A-/B+ list actress who is most well known
for being on a now defunct long running hit network comedy. Although, honestly
whether it is television, commercials or movies, she basically always plays
the same version of herself. Instead of correcting the person who thought
our coke user was the actress, the cokes user said she was the actress and
even offered to sign an autograph.
Jodie Comer
("Killing Eve")
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#6**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B list actress who was seemingly
one of fifty people from a hit streaming show that were in attendance last
night said that word got out that she is a bit of a masochist when it comes
to sex and since then she gets actors/writers/producers/directors all sliding
into her DM's asking her out. Before that news came out during an interview
for the show, no one ever asked her out. Usually she gets 20 DM's a day now
asking her out.
Someone
from ‘GLOW"
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#7**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie
actor who got his start on television is closeted. He spent the weekend,
or as much of it as he could with his favorite Latinx escort who our actor
met about a year ago and hooks up with whenever the actor is town. Our actor
is convinced the escort has no idea who the actor is, but, surprise it is
the escort who leaks about the actor.
Mike
Myers
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#8**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This B- list actress has been around for well
over a decade as a companion/significant other who has always been higher
on the list. Our actress finally caught a break, but is going to blow it
if she shows up to events wasted out of her mind like she was last night.
Plus, her boyfriend is still an addict, so probably not the best idea.
Cara
Santana/Jesse Metcalfe
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#9**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actor stars
on an award winning streaming show which was honored last night. Once, he
had a beard who he got into a fight with and he sexually assaulted her with
a plastic bottle. She was convinced by her team to not do anything and she
has kept quiet the past two years.
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#10**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: A big buzz last night with people talking that
a few years ago this permanent A list mostly movie actress who only now acts
in one franchise because she is worried about her side gig hooked up multiple
times with this very rich person/wannabe politician.
Gwyneth
Paltrow ("Pepper Potts") ("GOOP")/Howard Schultz
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#11**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born A list mostly movie actress
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee says she has had multiple miscarriages
and is causing strain on her marriage. She is spending more time apart from
her husband, and not just while working.
Margot
Robbie/Tom Ackerley
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#12**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list singer/actress was
the big winner of the who can do more coke in one night than anyone else
here award. Hands down, most from any celebrity male or female. There was
a male producer who had such a huge bloody nose and was so wasted he didn't
even notice it running down his shirt and covering him like a gun shot victim.
Kate
Nash ("GLOW")
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#13**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress
stars in that book turned streaming show and purged the food she ate at a
party in under one minute. Fastest anyone could recall seeing someone purge
in an evening gown.
Shay
Mitchell ("You")
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#14**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: Absent for the evening in person, the boyfriend
of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee, nevertheless made his presence known via texting and face
timing, that he was monitoring her. Apparently her drug dealing/cartel affiliated
boyfriend is paranoid about who she is with and what she is saying. You would
think after her last drug dealer boyfriend, she would have seen the light.
Lupita
Nyong'o
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#15**
SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS: This GLOW actress said last night that she hooks
up sometimes with this comic/actor none of you probably know. In fact, my
spy didn't even know who the actress was talking about. I do though, and
last I checked he was dating that A+ list pro athlete/entertainer who might
be the most popular person in the sport, male or female.
Becky
Lynch/Jeff Dye
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28 **#16**
Something For Everyone: It seems like so long ago, but it really isn't. Two
of the people involved are still well known, and depending on your interests,
I'm guessing one is really well known and the other isn't. It is all about
perspective. What isn't about perspective even though this A list director
likes to pretend it is just sex is the fact that during a casting call and
during the filming of a movie, the A list director raped a well below driving
age star of the movie. The director, who has been written about before here
in this space is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is finally being taken
to task for his actions and some of the victims of Bryan Singer are coming
forward speaking about this director. What also happened on the same movie
is that this also too young to drive actress who was at the time a drug addled
mess and was about to get the biggest boost to her fame by starring in a
television show, was also raped by a producer while she was basically passed
out from drugs. He liked to brag about it and even showed people pictures
of the naked actress until someone told him it was child porn he was carrying
around on his phone.
Movie:
"Paranoid Park"
Director: Gus Van Sant
Star/actor:
Gabe
Nevins
Actress: Taylor Momsen ("Gossip Girl")
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#1**
She is going to have to suck it up and go to the Academy Awards with him,
but this foreign born former A list model bailed from the SAG Awards and
other things this A+ list mostly movie actor has been traipsing off to after
they had a huge fight about how she is not being supportive and it doesn't
matter if he ignores her all night every single time, that she still needs
to be there. She has had enough of it and him.
Irina
Shayk/Bradley Cooper
353.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#2**
The former stripper turned escort turned hanging on to custody by a thread
celebrity is not making a very good case for herself when she goes out with
a guy who traveled internationally to rape a 16 year old when he was 33 and
then bragged about it. Now, he beat our celebrity after she also got violent
with him. No custody means no child support which means it will be back to
escorting.
Blac
Chyna/Kid Buu
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#3**
With the unearthing of her documented racist past, the producers of this
show are facing some serious backlash and it is unlikely that this celebrity
offspring will be asked back to host it again.
Paris
Hilton ("American Meme")
("I
can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one," moments after making
out with Vin Diesel, who is half-black);
Hailey
Baldwin Bieber ("Drop the Mic")
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#4**
She just can't help herself. I'm sure she will blame it on her team, but
this singer/actress has been watching the numbers every day and her team
had a press release ready to go the second the singer/actresses' film surpassed
another. They still have a looooong way to go though if you account for
inflation.
Lady
Gaga ("A Star Is Born" has now surpassed 1992’s "The Bodyguard" as the
highest-grossing movie of all time that stars a musician)
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#5**
This former A list teen movie actor doesn't have any of the money he got
from all of you. His latest plan though is to get traditional financing for
a movie from industry people and then make a movie with their money (while
spending some too) and then claim he used your money to make it.
Corey
Feldman
(shopping
doc on sex abuse in Hollywood at Sundance)
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#6**
This foreign born permanent A list singer has the tabloid world selling her
boy toy story line while her relationship with the woman she has been seeing
for well over two years now stays in the background.
Celine
Dion/Pepe Munoz
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#7**
These sex cult perpetrators are running out of funds. Their solution is to
have their supporters try and link the sex cult to divisive politicians so
they can raise money from the other side to help them defend themselves.
NXIVM
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#8**
This A/A- list rapper/DJ shoved a woman the other night because she took
his vial of coke and dumped it into a pile of snow. The rapper looked like
an idiot trying to snort it up while it was on the snow and everyone laughed.
He got up and shoved the woman who did it.
DJ Khaled
(Rick Ross birthday party)
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#9**
It must be former A list teen mostly movie actor day today. While out raising
money, the actor will probably want to try and avoid getting busted doing
coke again like last year. Always makes producers nervous to give their money
to a guy who loves doing coke. Corey Feldman
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actor who has starred on two hit television
shows in addition to the middling streaming show he is on now decided to
throw his full support behind his rapist best friend. The best friend, who
has been accused by multiple women of multiple rapes was hanging out all
weekend with the television actor. Maybe someone should go up to the actor's
actress wife and ask her thoughts on the matter.
Ashton
Kutcher/Danny Masterson/Mila Kunis
(Ashton
& Mila Party With Accused Rapist Danny Masterson At Scientology
Wedding)
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#11**
Apparently the disgraced producer is trying to sell a documentary about himself
told completely from his point of view.
Harvey
Weinstein
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#12**
This A- list actress from multiple hit shows airing simultaneously can say
what she likes about not having plastic surgery, but she has. The thing is
though, as I have previously said, the weight loss is not from plastic surgery
so technically she is right about that, although, does she really want to
admit to hoovering up Adderall.
Ariel
Winter
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#13**
Our favorite alliterate actress turned celebrity is accepting money from
designers to wear certain clothes and products. She doesn't care at all that
it is against protocol. She is cashing in.
Meghan
Markle
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#14**
This celebrity offspring of an A++ lister bailed early from rehab. Not a
good sign.
Paris
Jackson
366.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/29 **#15**
Turned Me Out: I was a small town girl, naive, and parent-less when I went
off to college. My mom died when I was 14 years old, and my father remarried
less than a year later to a woman who didn’t want me or my brother and
made my father choose between her and us. My father chose her. I couldn’t
wait to get the hell out of there. I attended a college in the area, on a
full theatrical scholarship, with dreams of stardom and my virginity still
intact. Two short months and one college party later and I would find myself
pushed down onto a bed and raped by a Brazilian soccer player who I secretly
had a crush on. Like many women, I blamed myself. It didn’t matter that
I kept saying no, and was too drunk to say my own name. It was my fault and
I had asked for it. I would drop out of college after this, terrified that
I would run into him again on campus. Everything went downhill from there.
I tell you all of this because it was at this time in my life when I would
meet a man I will call J. J was twice my age. J would groom me and then use
me, turning me out to his music industry buddies and later… M. It’s
girls like me that become easy prey for sexual predators. I met J the beginning
of 1989. I was 19 years old. He was twice my age, physically unattractive
but charismatic and confident. I would soon find out that he was the owner
of a rehearsal studio, whose name was an homage to Elvis, J’s idol.
Studio was a magnificent concert rehearsal facility, unlike any other rehearsal
studio in ( ), designed to cater to both local and international talent.
The likes of Jimmy Miller, Dick Scott of Dick Scott Entertainment, New Kids
On The Block and Stevie Nicks (just to name a few) all rehearsed there. I
told J my story and he pretended to care. In between the time that I was
raped and quit school, to the time I met him, I had dated a woman. He seemed
to like hearing about these things. I didn’t understand it at the time
why. J went from making me feel like I was special and beautiful to putting
me in uncomfortable situations where I was left alone at parties with men
or sent off on car rides only to be brought back to their homes where I was
told they could make me famous and then in the blink of an eye their hands
were all over me. Some people would say, why didn’t you push them off
of you, tell you no, and insist they drive you home? I don’t have an
answer for that. I think I began to feel on some level that this was all
I was good for. Nearly one year into the relationship, in October 1989, my
"boyfriend" J would ask me if I would sleep with M. I swear to you on my
mother’s grave I didn’t know who M was. J laughed in disbelief,
letting me know he was lead singer of the band ( ). Okay, now we were getting
somewhere. I wasn’t a fan. I knew some of their music. I couldn’t
remember what M looked like. I didn’t want to do it. I loved J. This
is exactly how it was presented to me. M wanted to see two girls "make love"
before he left the country to launch their tour. J was only happy to hook
him up. I imagine this was something he did more often than not, for these
celebrities that rehearsed at his studio to ensure their continued patronage.
When I asked J who I would potentially be making love to in this scenario
he asked ME to find someone. I called my ex-girlfriend and she said NO. She
was involved in a relationship with another woman at this time and she was
not having any of it. I thought of another woman who I had met at the studio,
whose name I won’t reveal. She went on to became a big Hollywood talent
agent. She couldn’t do it because she had a date that night. But she
did make a brief appearance for the opportunity to meet M, whose baby she
told him, half jokingly, he wanted to have. Long story short I showed up
at that night. M greets me at the door. He tells me J had told him all about
me. (I’m sure he did). He wastes no time and begins to kiss me. (I’m
not going to lie I was attracted to him). But it turns out we’re not
going to be able to get down to business right now because the entire band
is there rehearsing … Now let’s not forget M and the band, now
represented by manager, are now on the sober path. One thing I haven’t
told you yet is that J was big time in to cocaine. BIG TIME. If their manager
knew this I doubt very much he would have approved of their being there.
Drugs were never my thing, thank god, in fact I was terrified of them. Anyway,
I digress. Next thing I know I’m being escorted into the large room
with a stage and there’s the band. I sit on a stool. M pours me champagne
and I begin to realize that I’m in a situation that many girls would
have killed to be in. IT still doesn’t feel right to me. Where’s
J?? It suddenly hits me that I don’t want to do this. I love J. I got
up to leave, M asked me where I was going. I told him to find J. He asked
me if I was coming back. I said I didn’t think so but it was nice to
meet him. Then he asked me if he would see me again. I said I’d like
that. And he said he would "arrange" for it to happen when he got back from
tour. And that was that. BUT… then end of the year J was hooked up with
tickets to M's band's Concert at the ( ), this of New Years Eve 1989 into
90. I remember when he was on the phone with someone about these tickets
and then he hung up he was PISSED. He starting ranting about how he’d
hooked M up with tons of women, and that he’d "even accommodated him
with dildos up his ass". That never left me because there were certain things
J would tell me when he got high, about fantasies he had about getting it
on with the same sex. I began to wonder if him and M didn’t have threesomes
and foursomes together, and if J didn’t oblige him sexually as well.
I’ll never know this. I went on to meet another man, just like J who
turned me out. When I tried to run away from him and that life he came after
me. It was a dark road in and out of the sex industry, for years until I
met my husband. I was literally raised by wolves.
J = A list engineer:
Jack
Douglas
Studio:
Record
Plant
M = Permanent A+/A list singer from a permanent A+/A list band:
Steven
Tyler ("Aerosmith")
Manager:
Tim
Collins
Tour:
"Pump
Tour"
New Years Eve 1989 concert:
Boston
MA Boston Garden
367.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#1**
The latest chance for the former A list singer/child molester to go to jail
has evaporated because the singer was able to write a check to the victim
and they agreed to not cooperate with the police. The thing is, it didn't
even take that large of check. Less than six figures.
R.
Kelly
368.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#2**
It looks like the husband of the alliterate talk show host is still writing
the press releases because they are all effusive in their praise of the husband
which is the opposite of what it should be.
Wendy
Williams/Kevin Hunter
369.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#3**
The producers of this reality show are allowing this former talk show
host/reality star to self medicate and things are going from bad to worse
as far as her mental state.
Tamar
Braxton ("Celebrity Big Brother")
370.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#4**
Once again, the producers of a soon to be released movie tried to do damage
control by sending out two of the people involved to apologize for their
apparent support of the child molesting singer. Instead, it just turned into
a non denial kind of denial and they never took the statements back. The
producers and studio are crazy right now because the movie is going to be
a bomb because of it.
Taraji
P. Henson/Erykah Badu/R. Kelly ("What Men Want")
371.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#5**
This alliterate singer should be looking in the mirror and his own history
with underage sex. For decades he had sex with women who were not old enough
to consent and now he thinks he has the right to judge what singing family
member did. Please. Go back to avoiding taxes and using credit cards established
in people's names other than yourself.
Jermaine
Jackson Cries 'Just Leave Him Alone' About Brother Michael Jackson After
Doc Premiere
372.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#6**
It isn't like this almost A- list reality star is any better with his kid
than the mother. Our reality star much prefers hanging out with different
women and leaving the parenting to everyone else in his life.
Rob
Kardashian/Blac Chyna
373.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#7**
Well, you have to give credit to the A list talk show host for helping out
his friend. But, is it helping out if you are covering for his misdeeds?
Is there a reason the talk show host isn't letting the friend use the house
any longer. Yeah, because the lie to the media only works once and it didn't
work all that well to begin with.
Jimmy
Kimmel/Chef Adam Perry Lang
374.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#8**
As I have said for at least two years, this reality star/celebrity is setting
the market for a virginity video when her daughter turns 18. She is counting
on it for her own retirement and doesn't care if her daughter walks away
with any of it.
Farrah
Abraham
(posts
video of nine year old daughter Sophia dancing in her
underwear)
375.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#9**
This foreign born entering into her last season of that pay cable show A-
list actress might want to check on her boyfriend. Seems as if he is on the
dating app Raya and is swiping right all the time. If the girlfriend asks,
he will probably just say he is on there looking for friends. Uh huh.
Emilia
Clarke ("Game of Thrones")
(Charlie
McDowell son of Mary Steenburgen, Malcolm McDowell)
376.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#10**
The Mogul has always protected the disgraced director. Their relationship
goes back to when they used to attend the infamous pool parties with about
2 decades ago, where underaged boys would run around naked - getting raped,
after they were filled with booze and drugs. Most of the major industry media
outlets have been shy about calling out the disgraced director, or those
who enabled his debauchery. One publication stands out for its constant churn
of stories attempting to gloss over the disgraced director’s crimes.
The reason is that the Mogul is good friends with the owner of this publication.
David
Geffen/Bryan Singer/Todd Boehly "The Hollywood Reporter"
("The
Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
377.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#11**
Don't believe the hype. This tabloid would have you believe this royal couple
is staying up late building baby furniture by hand rather than a team of
a dozen people who have been doing the entire project from design to
installation.
"The
Sun" (Meghan Markle and Prince Harry using vegan paint infused with eucalyptus
and rosemary oils)
378.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#12**
This former A+ list singer/former reality star would like to work with someone
bigger than she is right now because it is the only way she will get a label
to pay for studio time. Big flops and a high drug bill do not make labels
happy.
Christina
Aguilera
379.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#13**
The next casting for this UK reality show is going to be huge. Literally
a thousand women want to be a part of it because the female stars of the
tropical sounding show are the most requested celebrities for yachting and
they charge four or five times what every other reality star can charge.
"Love
Island"
380.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#14**
She can either do a threesome or watch, but this former A- list singer/reality
star knows that almost every day her celebrity/actor husband is going to
bring home another woman. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian ("LeAnn & Eddie");
Ashlee Simpson/Evan Ross
381.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/30 **#15**
Redhead Sparrow???: Is it the greatest practical joke of all time? Wow, that
is tough, because we don't know every practical joke that has ever existed.
Out of the ones I am aware of, this is right up there and is also a little
sad, which also seems to happen when a joke is particularly good. So, apparently
there is this guy who is married and was playing poker one night and got
a little buzzed. Who slides up next to him, but this former almost A- list
mostly movie actress who basically asks if he wants some company. One thing
leads to another and they have sex. Apparently during the night, our actress
Googled the guy and finds out how much he is worth and decides she wants
some of those hundreds of millions, wife be damned. So, she starts putting
on the full court press and calls his office and cell and shows up in places
where he is. He wants her out of his life. He talks to some friends and passes
out some money and decides this will be fun. She wants to meet him in Belgium
where she is about to start filming. He agrees, which must have probably
shocked her. When they do meet, he is looking over his shoulder, and acting
as if he is being followed. He passes her a room key and tells her to meet
him. She shows up and explains to her that he is trying to acquire another
company and needs permission of the EU for the merger/acquisition to take
place. At least two other companies are trying to close the deal, and are
following him to see who he talks to. He is trying to get members of the
appropriate committee on his side, but the woman he had set up to "meet"
with them had bailed. Does our actress known anyone who could help. Our actress,
seeing this as a chance to use her wiles and accents says she will take on
the task and with the help of the businessman goes about seducing or attempting
to seduce members of this EU governing body to try and get the sale approved
and her boyfriend might dump the wife and marry our actress. The guys our
business person hired pretend to tail the actress and make her feel like
she is living in a spy movie. The actress is skipping filming just to find
these men and sleep with them. Finally, after the fourth or fifth guy, she
asks one about the merger and the guy has no idea what she is talking about.
So, she goes back to two others and they have no idea what she is talking
about either. She realizes she has been had. The thing is though, to this
day she will tell you she was a spy.
Lindsay
Lohan
Lindsay
Lohan ("Among the Shadows" filmed in Brussels, Belgium)
382.
POPBITCH
01/31/19
Where many Hollywood stars resort to cosmetic surgery to keep themselves
looking taut and youthful, which rom-com actress has come up with an ingenious
natural alternative? She insisted that a recent sex scene she filmed be shot
on a bed that was tipped up at a 45 degree angle, with matching tilted cameras,
so that gravity pulled her boobs down (rather than apart, as happens when
she's flat on her back) to give them an on-screen effect of pertness.
Jennifer Lopez ("The Boy Next Door")
383.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
This permanent A++ list celebrity always seems to be partying with the worst
people. There is the disgraced producer and now the mogul who is pulling
all the strings he can to save the disgraced director. Meanwhile, the mogul
has been one of the worst offenders ever, but our celebrity just smiles and
pretends none of that ever happened.
Oprah/Harvey
Weinstein/David Geffen/Bryan Singer
("The
Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
384.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
This former B+ list mostly television actor from a now defunct, back in the
day hit show is going through a divorce to someone much higher on the list.
His ex might like to know our actor was cheating on her while the couple
was married and siphoning money from the family bank accounts to pay for
it.
Adrian
Pasdar ("Heroes")/Natalie Maines ("Dixie Chicks")
385.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#3**
This permanent A list musician from a permanent A list band who has also
done reality television has at least a dozen lawsuits/potential lawsuits
from women he has groped/assaulted over the past two years. Apparently his
wife made him move into the guest house until his tour started.
Gene
Simmons ("KISS")
386.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#4**
Although this company does finance movies, it has no interest in really making
money from them. It is simply a way to launder money between countries using
the various expenses producing a movie generates. The company is essentially
a bank anyway, and this is a way to move it around like a real bank. Their
last two movies have been historical level bombs and they couldn't be happier.
Laundering money and deductions.
Aviron
Pictures ("Serenity" and "A Private War")
387.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#5**
This waiting for a family member to die so she can have some money without
working actress has been told no many times to a reboot unless she includes
all the original members. She doesn't want that, so the answer will continue
to be no and she will continue to live off handouts.
Tori
Spelling/mother Candy Spelling ("Beverly Hills 90210")
388.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#6**
This dating app all of you know is increasingly worried because the buzz
is, their app was the reason the A- list mostly television actor was where
he was to get beaten. One of his attackers connected with him on the app.
Jussie
Smollett (Grindr)
389.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#7**
He may not want to believe it, but this very wealthy man who will be less
wealthy after his divorce should look no further than the woman who is currently
sharing his bed as the source of the leak that brought down the wealthy man's
marriage.
Jeff
Bezos
(Lauren
Sanchez’s brother Michael Sanchez)
390.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#8**
Mr. X: What B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn of an A+++ lister has been
having trouble getting her memoirs published for the last decade or so? It's
a roman a clef, so names are changed. The reason why many publishing houses
refuse to publish it is because she reveals that the mogul/enabler of that
disgraced director raped someone very close to the singer when that person
was underage. Not only that, but she also accuses the mogul of orchestrating
the media smear campaign of not only that close person, but also a relation
of said person when that family member was blackballed due to a national
scandal. She also was going to reveal that she was molested when she was
underage by the leader of that cult she and her family were a part of for
many years. There are also allegedly sordid details involving several closeted
celebs not only who are members of that cult, but people who she considers
friends and acquaintances. Maybe she'll self publish the book, but the amount
of shocking detail in it may keep it from seeing the light of day.
B-list singer/songwriter/celeb spawn: Lisa Marie Presley
A+++lister: Elvis Presley
Mogul/enabler of that disgraced director: David Geffen/Bryan Singer
("The
Atlantic" Bryan Singer article)
Raped: Michael Jackson
A relation of said person: Janet Jackson
National scandal: "Super Bowl" nip slip
Leader of that cult: L. Ron Hubbard (Scientology)
Closeted celebs: John Travolta; Tom Cruise
391.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#9**
It looks like this A- list mostly television actress with multiple hit shows
is helping out a family member again to help scam more families out of acting
lesson money with promises of riches.
Dove
Cameron/mother Bonnie J. Wallace ("Young Hollywood Actors: How They Got Started,
How They Keep Going: Stories and Advice from Your Favorite Performers (The
Hometown to Hollywood Interviews)")
392.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#10**
This director who loves child porn is about to land a new job. The thing
is though, the studio is scared that some of the information they have discovered
will end up seeing the light of day if they hire him and that it will come
out, the studio knew about it when they hired him.
James
Gunn ("Superman")
393.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#11**
Apparently the $500 per session this talk show host/Ryan Seacrest mini me
is paying an escort is not enough. She thinks he is being cheap so is talking
to the tabloids about her years long relationship with the married host.
Mario Lopez
394.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list tweener sent a six figure gift to his ex.
I'm guessing the wife doesn't know.
Justin
Bieber/Selena Gomez/Hailey Baldwin Bieber
395.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#13**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who has multiple Academy Award
nominations/wins is married. His new mistress just graduated from high school.
I believe our actor is in his 60's. Yep, he is. I went and checked. Tom
Hanks (62) (5 nominations/2 wins); Denzel Washington (64) (8 nominations/2
wins); Jeff Bridges (69) (7 nominations/1 win)
396.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#14**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring of parents
more famous was going to turn down a recent movie offer but her foreign born
A list celebrity insisted she take it. He is tiring of her and would like
someone new to play with. She has been refusing jobs just to be near him
and he is beginning to dislike that a lot.
Dakota
Johnson (Melanie Griffith, Don Johnsonn)/Chris Martin
("The
Friend")
397.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#15**
A Night To Remember - A Tricia13 Blind: So I left with bated breath(??)
awaiting the final moments of this Epic night. It is one of many, but one
of my fondest, merely because I genuinely like so many of the players and
I know that readers would appreciate their presence in it. That said-"The
Night was just beginning ".... The person who stole the night’s attention
has been guessed by many already, and he was there with his then GF and a
woman I came to realize was her sister (part of the doomed future events.
(John Kennedy Jr./Carolyn Bessette/Lauren
Bessette) She (GF/BC) was highly animated in a way people don’t
generally arrive at naturally or through Vitamin B shots (if you know what
I mean). The Host/Playwright (Craig Lucas) I spoke of paid much attention
to him (more than anyone else really), likely because as gay man he was under
his spell like anyone with a pulse, but also because they were good
friends/neighbors. As I stated, the man with the smile and the iconic family
was an impressive supporter of the arts, and did it on several Theatre Co.
Boards - that said; as I was watching them with what I thought (hoped) was
casual indifference- he came over to the bar/kitchen and poured himself a
scotch/soda... We chatted again, without him realizing we already had before
at the Valentines Day Benefit about 6 months prior at that theatre company
well call the "Unclothed Cherubs". He was noticeably buzzed but not as surly
as the night of the Benefit. He was actually sociable (maybe the party favors
he and GF were partaking in)? Again - charismatic - but almost tragically
poetic somehow in his bemusement. It’s as if he had already seen too
much and was impressed by too little. Growing up under the microscope he
did, I can only imagine there would be no other way to be.... So A list Asshole
Actor/Director offspring (Ben Stiller) coming off the huge hit/iconic
film ("Reality Bites") comes over and they chat it up.... Mr. Smile
leaves with an eye roll at me (directed at him) and so here we are. I graciously
tell him that his film meant a lot too many and that his character was the
winning one (I lied lol) that was held by a friend of mine (TD) (Ethan
Hawke) who Enty gives a hard time too??. He replied with no visceral
care in the world and said "yeah - I get that a lot". (I guess I wasn’t
the only liar ??). He was drinking a Coors Lite and smoking and just wreaked
of social discomfort. Contrarily, his guest that night (TR) - actress from
an acting family (Patricia Arquette) previously mentioned - was a
delight. Humble, shy but very engaging and kind. We spoke of her son and
and hippy dippy stuff and when I saw the film ("Flirting with Disaster")
they were working on at that time I realized how much she was that character
IRL. (Repeat.- one of my fave films). A brief appearance was made by CB.
Dual threat actress (Sarah Jessica Parker - "Sex and the City") who
some call equine like in appearance and her actor hubby (Matthew Broderick
- "Ferris Bueller's Day Off "). Both hold iconic roles - her in TV to
film, his solid film (classic-though he is an awesome stage performer). They
too are involved with the "unclothed Cherubs" (her brothers as well) ("Naked
Angels theater company"; brothers Toby and Pippin Parker were co-founders)
I spent time with either at a dinner one night and find her likeable (he
is very shy but sweet), but they didn’t stay long.... her ex was there
(Robert Downey Jr.) (bonus guess ). So that brings me back to the
fellow guest that intrigued me the most and maybe still does. Our conversation
was different (he was not yet famous), and the relationship had a totally
different trajectory, as it were. Recent Yale Grad (but non boastful I had
to dig), he was mysterious, guarded and inquisitive about me and my life,
which is always refreshing lol. It was due likely to his pre fame but he
is still, the same person upon last time we met. The chemistry was strong
and I gave my number out (not often occurrence). For example Actor #1
(Steven Weber) never got it (TV dude with GF) "WS" but he wasn’t
my type anyway. Too actory. This guy though. (DR) (Liev Schreiber)
with the piercing stare and tapestry boho hat did. Never went to the dinner
he asked me to go to at his friends crash pad from a 718 area code, but I
did much later after many run ins, met him for sushi downtown (close to where
he spent years growing up with his mom) (Lower East Side) He had kids
and was with a woman who is an AA nominee (foreign) (Naomi Watts)
and a great person by all accounts and so never took that Vespa ride as they
say). Regrets, Yeah I have a few- but not when I see pix of him with his
kids or her with them smiling:) That said the closure of this star studded
evening comes with a touch of the Every man/my "hometown" as it were. It’s
actually a comical and light way to end it and was more surreal than the
event itself somehow! So still hanging was WS (Steven Weber) too coiffed
TV actor (not my type ), RD, Smile and his GF (John Kennedy Jr./Carolyn
Bessette), and even A list asshole actor director (Ben Stiller)
who was making his way out ... as he says his goodbyes to our lovely host
- I see like 4 dudes I went to HS and grew up with walk in! To my dismay
at the time (now I find it funny)my older sister had managed to alert them
to the festivities (still no clue how she had a cell in the 19—‘s?)
But these were friends, family really we grew up with and weren’t
far away from the spot. Distinguishing factor is they were wearing backward
Yankee hats juxtaposition-ed against our BoHo beanies and beret...huh? I
love a good laugh and these were a couple: Friend (male) #1 says to TR
(Patricia Arquette) "you were AWEsome in well "TR" (the film that
connotes her initials) ("True Romance"); or my cuz asking asshole
(Ben Stiller) if "RW" (Winona Ryder "Reality Bites") (his previous
costar/directorial debut actress, was as hot in person...."? And if her boobs
were real (head slam). Smiles (John F. Kennedy Jr.) was bemused, his
GF (Carolyn Bessette) still fluttering about unaware of it all, and
DR (Liev Schreiber) scratching his beret. Best line of night came
from our gracious host and Playwright (Craig Lucas) " Darling don’t
you worry... It ain’t a party until you don’t know half the people
at it!" After hosting many myself, I agree. Still I love him for saying it.
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