NOTE: Guesses in
italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. THE
GOSSIP
LIFE 03/01
This A-list actress, who was at the Academy Awards on Sunday, was not
drinking
despite her nomination. Why? She’s pregnant.
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor who has had hits at home and
abroad
but is known for his pay cable role gets extremely violent when
drinking.
His ex says she feared for her life when he was drunk because he would
break
bottles and then threaten her with the shards.
Jeremy
Piven/Kate Nardi
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#2**
This nearly octogenarian A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy
Award
winner/nominee has an employee who seems to only perform one task. That
task
is to find 18 and 19 year old women who are willing to have sex with
the
actor and pretend they are his daughter while doing so. Jon Voight
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#3**
Hey, she is a married woman and if she wants to have sex with her
husband
at an event in a restroom where everyone can hear, then more power to
her.
It was the fact she was so wasted at the event and causing a scene that
in
front of everyone that made people so angry. Plus, she kept asking
people
to look at how big her breasts were in the dress she was wearing. She
certainly
has come a long way from that A-/B+ list goody goody singer from almost
20
years ago, turned reality star, turned really bad actress, turned
celebrity.
Jessica
Simpson/Eric Johnson
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#4**
Why yes, that was this closeted former A- list mostly television actor
from
that now defunct almost network show, turned failed network actor, out
with
three guy friends. Yes, it was a secret double date. The other three
men
are openly gay so I’m not sure what our actor is trying to still hide.
Chace
Crawford
("Gossip Girl") ("Blood & Oil")/with Matt McGorry and Cheyenne
Jackson
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#5**
This Simon Cowell ex used some of his money on a really bad plastic
surgeon
and looks nothing like she used to. She looks like a Maya Rudolph wax
statue
now.
Sinitta
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#6**
Good news for those of you wanting the closeted foreign born now former
A
list boy bander. He and his celebrity boyfriend have made up and were
spotted
out together in West Hollywood.
Harry
Styles
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#7**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is a multiple Academy
Award
winner/nominee. He should be A list but he only does well in movies no
one
sees. The ones that are supposed to be big he bombs in. Anyway, his
wife
says he treats her like a toy and only brings her out to be viewed when
he
needs to look good in the press. He is a master press manipulator.
Eddie
Redmayne/Hannah Bagshawe
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#8**
The most nervous person on the red carpet at the Academy Awards the
other
night was this A list celebrity. He thought the press might actually
ask
him questions about his relationship with a female actress or out him
or
do something to trip him up. These are not beat reporters. No worries.
They
probably don’t know your secret and even if they did, they are still
going to smile and throw you softballs because they just love being so
close
to everyone and sharing Instagram photos of their access. Anyway, the
sweaty
nervous mess was loving it when he got inside. Aaron Rodgers/Olivia
Munn
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#9**
This foreign born former A list singer has finally stumbled close to
oblivion
because no one wants to her skateboard angst from a 30 year old.
Apparently
even though she is married she has no problems discussing with others
that
she (her words) "only f**ks" this former kind of tween singer turned
tattooed
waste of space. Another husband cuckolded.
Singer:
Avril Lavigne
Husband: Chad
Kroeger
Tween singer: Ryan Cabrera
Tattoo
Roulette
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#10**
This former A- list mostly movie actress has been around forever but
she
is still just in her early 40’s. She has never been able to match what
she did a couple of decades ago because of personal issues and her
inner
demons. What she has done though is slowly have procedures done to her
face
over time so it looks like she has never had anything done. She looks
amazing
and everyone thinks she looks the same as she did two decades ago.
Winona
Ryder
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#11**
Filming on the next installment of this franchise is going to be tough.
Two
of the bigger stars in the movie used to be bff. Now? Not so much. They
can’t stand each other. The thing is, both actresses probably don’t
have enough juice to have the other replaced so they will have to deal
with
it.
Franchise:
"Pitch Perfect 3"
Actresses: Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#12**
This former Glee actor is back at it again. Being in that dark closet
must
be taking its toll. He went off on his fans because of something his
beard
told them. He probably should have got the fans’ side of the story
because
the beard was trolling them all and calling them losers.
Darren
Criss/Mia Swier
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#13**
It has been a long time since I devoted this much space to this former
almost
A- list mostly movie actress. In fact, I’m not sure she has ever
garnered
the big blind spot of the day. Sure, she has been in countless others,
but
this is big, even for her. A crossroads in her life. The acting went
out
the window a long time ago. Sure, there is the occasional effort and
she
will not throw away a part, but no one is in a rush to hire her. No one
knows
what they will get and she is not willing to lower her quote to show
people
she can act. To show people she can show up on time and deliver a
performance.
She is the one hit wonder who keeps getting second chances because she
combined
the publicity of a famous for being famous person with an acting
resume.
For the past couple of years she thought she was moving towards
marriage.
She was supported for several years with a monthly allowance. The big
problem
in all of that was despite the fact her boyfriend was married, he is
very
conservative. Our actress? Not so much. She loves her booze and loves
her
drugs. He was ok with the booze, but the drugs had to go. What to do? A
bunch
of minor ailments she would think of to get herself prescription pills.
She
could live with that. Combined with some booze and she was loving the
highs.
It took awhile to find the perfect balance but when she did, she was in
a
groove. This went on for awhile. Everything was moving forward. Then,
he
found someone else and she tried to win him back and did some things to
embarrass
him and his family. She started sleeping with his friends. He has to
move
her aside. So, fast forward. She was running out of money and one of
his
friends stepped up and took his place. The thing is, this guy, is a
little
more aggressive. One of his kinks is rough sex. Rough as in our actress
was
often left black and blue and unable to go out for several days. Not
that
he allows her to go out much. He prefers to keep her confined. Very
nice
confinement, but wants her where he can watch her. Fast forward a
little
bit more and our actress meets a young guy. A trust fund baby but from
a
foreign country. He has seen her on the big screen and can’t believe
she is interested in him. Of course she is. He has a ton of money and
doesn’t care what she does as long as she is faithful to him. She
isn’t of course. She still has the rough sex guy to keep on the string
in case the trust fund baby doesn’t work out. The trust fund baby
decides
our actress should meet the dad. The man with the wallet. One thing
leads
to another and our actress ends up sleeping with the father whenever he
comes
to town while at the same time sleeping with the son and the rough sex
guy.
Well, not all at once. Not saying she wouldn’t if the price was right,
but she hasn’t. Apparently the dad of the trust fund baby is going
through
some financial issues. Pressured by the government of his country he
might
lose all of his fortune unless he starts spreading out his fortune to
those
with hands out. He also might end up dead. Our actress heard about that
and
went back full-time to the rough sex guy. The thing is, he was a little
upset
about her unfaithfulness and beat her to an inch of her life. So, now
she
is wavering. She wants the younger guy, but then he could lose his
fortune
and she would be without anyone. The rough sex guy would not take her
back
and none of his money friends would either. She would be starting from
scratch.
A long way from when she first came to our attention.
Actress: Lindsay Lohan
Married guy:
Vikram
Chatwal
Rough sex guy:
Domingo
Zapata
Trust fund guy:
Egor
Tarabasov (born in Russia)
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is trying out new beards. What better
than
this foreign born permanent A list model. She could use the regular
cash
infusion and would love not having sex in return.
Bradley
Cooper/Naomi Campbell
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#2**
Everyone knows this C+ list actor/celebrity offspring is gay, but don’t
tell his parents. They would freak. This is why he finds some looking
to
be famous person every couple of months and splashes 50 pictures of the
happy
couple in a weekend. The woman disappears and the cycle repeats itself
every
few months for a weekend.
Scott
Eastwood/Ana de Armas;
Patrick
Schwarzenegger/Abby Champion
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#3**
Despite her claims that she was a fairly prominent model in her teens,
no
photos exist to prove the story of the wife to this foreign born A-
list
dual threat actor. I think that is just what she told her clients back
in
the day. Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#4**
The German escort this married A+ list mostly movie actor hired when he
was
there said he was into handcuffing her and golden showers. On her. Not
on
him. Channing
Tatum "Hail, Caesar!" premier in Berlin
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#5**
This foreign born B_ list mostly television actress is a regular on
Game
Of Thrones. Before an award show overseas last month she was sporting
some
emergency teeth after her boyfriend knocked out two in a fight. The
actress
went to the event solo but has said to have reconciled with her
boyfriend.
Natalie
Dormer "BAFTA Film Gala"
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#6**
Apparently this A- list Academy Award winner/nominee from an acting
family
has not learned his lesson about underage partners. The actor has been
sexting
a 16 year old and also has done everything with her other than sex. She
turns
17 in a few weeks and is going to NYC for her birthday. Our actor plans
on
visiting her in the city and having sex with her. Then he will probably
dump
her when she comes back to California. James Franco
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#7**
This married foreign born A- list now movie actor after his long
running
network show ended, has a little shack on a beach in his home country.
His
game is to pick up a woman and take her back to his place for sex and
be
back on the beach in under 45 minutes. Simon Baker "The
Mentalist"/Australia
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#8**
I’m not sure if he (A+ list mostly movie actor) knows what his wife
is doing with her charitable contributions but she gave some money to
an
organization that would like to see all Jewish people exterminated and
did
so in both of their names. Amal Clooney (George)
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#9**
This B+ list rapper with the history of violence towards women that has
made
it to the news, chalked up another victim to his growing ledger. A
woman
at a club spilled some champagne on his fur coat. She couldn’t really
help it. The coat was everywhere. It is a monstrosity. He punched her
in
the stomach and when she bent over, grabbed her by the head and made
her
wipe all the champagne off his fur with her mouth. He then shoved her
to
the floor and told her to leave.
A$AP
Rocky
(line
of luxury fur coats)
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#10**
Apparently there is someone who is willing to cheat on this foreign
born
B list mostly movie actress who stars in an upcoming monster box office
hit.
Her boyfriend cheated on her with this married foreign born A- list
mostly
movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
B list movie actress: Margot Robbie
Monster box office hit: "Suicide Squad"
Boyfriend: Tom Ackerley/"The Brothers Grimsby" (second second assistant
director)
A- list movie actress: Penélope Cruz (starring in "The Brothers
Grimsby"
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#11**
This foreign born A- list runway model turned actress in a bomb and
huge
Academy Award winner wants her A+ list reality star girlfriend with a
side
job to come out. What our foreign born model wants, she always gets.
A- list runway model: Abbey Lee Kershaw
Bomb:
"Gods
of Egypt"
Academy Award winner: "Mad Max: Fury Road"
A+ list reality star girlfriend:
Kendall
Jenner
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#12**
This part-time east coast Housewife has been banned from a designer’s
future fashion shows after she was busted openly doing lines of coke at
his
most recent show.
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01 **#13**
This C list celebrity used to be B list. She is definitely in a
celebrity
family where each person tries to be famous. Plus, there is that name.
Anyway,
apparently her still newlywed husband makes her sleep in a guest wing
of
the house so he can have his overnight flings share the master bedroom.
Nicky Hilton Rothschild (James)
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02 **#14**
When I first heard this, it reminded me of The Director’s wife. A woman
who would go to any lengths not for her career, but that of her
significant
other. This model is foreign born. A+ list. Not A+ list like back in
the
day A+ list super models, but the kind of A+ list you see now in the
Victoria’s Secret world. He is much older than our model. They met when
she was still underage and they started hooking up right away. He is in
the
business too but is barely even known. What fame and fortune he does
have
is because of her. When they first met, he was probably at his peak.
When
he started not getting the jobs he had previously landed, he started
making
deals. Hire me and you can have my model girlfriend. Yes, the same one
you
see half naked all over the internet, At first she was reluctant, but
now
it has almost become a part of her life. She meets with the guys who
can
get her significant other work and spends a few hours with them and he
lands
a job he would never get otherwise. At this point, he has moved up the
ladder
in his profession to something that requires money men. They LOVED
getting
t spend time with the model and now the significant other is turning
into
a huge player. All because he pimped out the model.
Candice
Swanepoel/Hermann Nicoli
29. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 03/02
This A-list actor has been on-and-off with his wife of over ten years,
but
I’ve been told that they’re now off for good, and they will be
moving forward with a divorce. Some interesting dirt may emerge in the
proceedings, possibly involving some other big name actors. Exciting
times
if you love relationship gossip.
James
McAvoy
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#1**
Apparently this former A- list singer turned reality star turned a
little
bit of everything, has her celebrity boyfriend so wrapped around her
finger
that he does everything she asks even when she is spending a couple of
days
with another man paying her for her services.
Nicole
Scherzinger/Grigor Dimitrov (Bulgarian professional tennis
player)
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#2**
After starting on a show you all love, this B+ list mostly television
actor
finally got a network show to stick after a long run of failures. Kind
of
like his first marriage. That ended in a hail of cheating. He cheats
constantly
on his current wife with whatever extra will sleep with him that week,
but
the wife doesn’t seem to care. Scott Foley ("Felicity") ("Scandal")
(Jennifer Garner first wife)
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#3**
It is a good thing his family has millions because this what looks like
now
former football player with A list name recognition has been spending
five
figures a week in coke and hookers. Oh, wait, the women he has been
with
don’t like to be called hookers. They are just women who expect a gift
at the end of the night or week and like to pretend they got it
modeling
for social media and tax purposes.
Johnny
Manziel (Cleveland Browns) (and then last week photos of his coke use
were
revealed) (family became wealthy through the Texas petroleum
industry)
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#4**
The mistresses of this A+ list rapper/mogul are dropping like flies.
The
latest one to lash out is this A+ list singer who is in a war with her
boss/former lover over her music and her drug use and her commitment to
working.
He better not push too hard because she has enough money to live a very
long
time and she knows some of the very big secrets. The ones the wife
doesn’t
know.
A+
list singer: Rihanna
A+ rapper/boss/former lover: Jay Z
Wife: Beyoncé
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#5**
Even though this former actress started her new business with her
female
lover, you would think her celebrity husband would want to be behind it
100%.
Not so much.
Jessica
Biel (Justin Timberlake)/"Au Fudge" restaurant
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#6**
This A- list comedian who is more known for his talk show now, scrubbed
an
interview slanted against a religious organization because our comedian
has
an issue he would not like released publicly. The organization plans to
use
it if the comedian ever thinks about going down that road again.
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#7**
This married long time A list morning talk show host is tired of his
employer
trying to decide which employees he can and can’t sleep with so wants
to move to a more relaxed environment to cheat in peace. The thing is
though,
none of those places are going to pay him what he earns now. So, maybe
he
should be faithful, or not have sex with employees of the company where
he
works. Matt Lauer "Today"
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#8**
This former A- list mostly movie actress had a franchise not that long
ago.
She gave that up before she had to because she thought she was a huge
star.
Turns out, she was the same as everyone else. She finally caught a big
break
after a few years of struggling but is boozing her way right back out
of
the business.
Actress: Kirsten Dunst
Franchise" "Spiderman"
Big break: "Fargo"
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actress has been working steadily for
almost
three decades. I can’t believe it has been that long since her big
break.
Anyway, she has run through some big hits, some network, some pay
cable.
She has tried with her own shows, but they have failed. Now she is on a
couple
of shows and sleeping with co-stars on each show. Married ones. OK,
well
one of them is in the process of getting a divorce.
Actress: Chloe Sevigny
Big break: "Kids"
Big hits: "Boys Don't Cry"; "American Psycho"
TV: "Big Love", "Those Who Kill"; "Portlandia"; "Hit & Miss"
Current shows: "American Horror Story" and "Bloodline"
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#10**
This foreign born B-/C+ list barely legal actress who also models, let
fly
with a bunch of obscenities a couple of weeks ago at an event. The
reason?
She feels like this B list mostly movie actress who moonlights in pay
cable
but is known for who she married, is trying to sabotage the career of
the
younger actress. Apparently after the two worked together on a movie
bomb,
the younger one is having trouble getting work and blames it on the
older
actress.
B-/C+
actress/model: Odeya Rush
B list movie actress: Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise) ("Ray Donovan")
Movie: "The Giver"
Event: Zac
Posen
- Front Row - Fall 2016 New York Fashion Week
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A+ list singer in a group was pretty open
about
showing off his long long long time sometime hookup who is a foreign
born
permanent A list model who also has a significant other.
Bono/Helena
Christensen (Edun - Front Row - Fall 2016 New York Fashion
Week)
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#12**
This B list mostly television actress is on a hit almost television
show
after a long long absence from anything. Anyway, at an event this past
week,
she would not remove her scarf despite sweltering heat inside the
venue.
I mean she was Val Kilmering that scarf. Apparently she had rope burns
around
her neck from a sex game.
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#13**
These two co-stars are both foreign born. They are on a hit show that
is
not seen everywhere. Kind of a syndicated thing. They both have various
side
projects and they both have cheated while working on their side
projects.
A divorce is coming. Soon.
Wife: Anna Paquin ("Roots")
Husband: Stephen Moyer ("The Bastard Executioner"; "Detour"; "Juveniles"
Hit show: "True Blood" (HBO, now on Amazon)
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03 **#14**
I think it kind of shocked the world a little bit when this couple
married.
They are still technically married, but I don’t know if anyone has seen
them together in forever. He has sex with groupies and does heroin 24/7
and
she has sex with random people while trying to stay clean. He is a
foreign
born singer in a former A list band. They still exist, but not so much
A
list any longer. She is a foreign born former A list singer. She
apparently
still sings, but no one is going to admit they listen or want to have
their
friends see her songs in their playlist. They are definitely an odd
couple.
The thing is, she has always been a partier. Some say she is a
succubus.
She has led more than one guy down a total path of drug destruction.
She
enjoys hard drugs but makes the guys she is with use even more than she
does.
She shared a love of heroin with the guy she married. Prior to her, he
had
only snorted it a few times. She only snorts but managed to talk him
into
shooting it up so she could watch. The same thing she did to at least
two
other guys, one of whom is dead, and one of whom nearly died. She likes
to
see them get strung out. I guess it is a fetish of hers. It’s pretty
sick. Meanwhile, she will snort some and loves it, but mainly focused
on
booze and other drugs. Her main issue recently has been coke. She
destroyed
her nose from coke, but like she says, a new nose is better than
shooting
up heroin. Even though she is trying to straighten out her life, she
encourages
her new guy to use and also her still husband. Apparently she would
like
all of his money if he should die from a drug overdose.
A list singer: Avril Lavigne
A list singer husband: Chad Kroeger
Former husband: Deryck Whibley
New guy: Ryan Cabrera
44.
POPBITCH
03/03
Which Brit fashion designer lived up to every expectation at London
Fashion
Week with her monstrous behaviour? Not content with making her unpaid
interns
work from 10am to 1am, she chose to publicly tear strips off one
impertinent
helper who attempted to eat a cookie in that 13 hour shift. Apparently
the
snack wasted "valuable sewing time".
Vivienne
Westwood
45. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 03/03
This B-list actor has a plan to secure his place on the A-list again.
After
several artistic pieces flopped in recent years, he’s reversed his
outlook
on life and decided he’ll no longer be seeking roles for anything other
than commercial purposes. Ryan Gosling
46. NY POST/PAGE
SIX 03/03
1. Which star won’t leave the house without $12,000 of hair and makeup,
even though she’s broke? Teresa Giudice ‘Real Housewives of
New Jersey"
2. Which publicist is leveraging her A-list client
with the entertainment
shows? Producers say they have to offer coverage for her "shampoo
[brand]
and s?-?-?tty clients," otherwise they are told they’ll never get an
interview with the A-lister.
Publicist:
Leslie Sloane Zelnik
Actress:
Katie Holmes
Hair product:
Alterna
3. Which athlete at the top of his game is also playing both teams in his private life? Sources say that the athlete is scoring with both men and women, but hasn’t let his teammates in on the secret. Odell Beckham Jr. "New York Giants"
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor only gets that high
because
of the long running network show he starred on for many years which is
still
beloved by every woman who ever watched it, despite the premise of the
show.
He has a girlfriend, but has been seeing an actress everyone also loves
who
is from the same country. She was recently burned in this kind of
relationship
so wants to make sure he will actually stop seeing his girlfriend
before
she is willing to go public.
Taylor
Kitsch "Friday Night Lights"/Rachel McAdams (Ryan Gosling)
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#2**
Sometime within the past year I told you about the A list television
actress
from the hit show back in the day who turned into an A list mostly
movie
director and how lung cancer is killing her. Apparently things have
taken
a turn for the worse and she is selling her homes and is moving into a
hospice
facility. There is also talk of converting one of her smaller homes
into
a home hospice. Penny Marshall
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#3**
The teen who is a former Disney star continues to roll out the gay
boyfriend
in an attempt to make the world think it is love. For such a young age,
she
is great at sleight of hand. While everyone is looking at them as the
happy
couple, she is actually hooking up with a very very wealthy studio
owner.
He is married, but she doesn’t care because the gifts and parts keep
coming. Very expensive gifts. Some say he didn’t wait until she turned
18. Others say he didn’t even wait until she turned 17. Bella
Thorne/Gregg Sulkin/Harvey Weinstein
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#4**
This foreign born A- list model who I dislike didn’t let the fact that
her top kept falling down, keep her from doing lines of coke at a Paris
Fashion
Week party. Each time she bent over her breasts would fall out of her
top
and she would stand up, clear her nose and then put her top back in
place.
Gigi
Hadid
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#5**
People in the music industry are trying to help out this permanent A
list
living legend earn some bucks. The thing is, the celebrity offspring of
a
permanent A lister is in ill health and the drug use has taken its
toll.
She has been unable to record anything that is usable for the project.
Liza
Minnelli (Judy Garland)
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#6**
This former B+ list tweener actress who has a much higher name
recognition
because of the controversy that surrounded her a few years back is
moving
to Canada. You know, to be close to filming and to her boyfriend. Won’t
she be surprised to see the pregnant "former" girlfriend of the
boyfriend.
Maybe she should have held off selling all her property until she spent
some
time up there with him first.
Jennette
McCurdy/Jesse Carere ("Between" filmed in Toronto)
(house
for sale)
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#7**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is all movies since
her
last tv show went under a couple of years ago, has had a rough year.
Some
boyfriend issues with the boyfriend everyone loves, to a little
prescription
pill problem. The thing is, when she goes through a pill time in her
life
she doesn’t shower or take care of herself at all. She just throws on
some clothes and a lot of perfume. There are times when she goes weeks
without
showering. Diane Kruger/Joshua Jackson
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#8**
This shows you just how much he cares. After hooking up with Rita Ora
one
night, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor was at an event and
thought
he spotted Rita and went and started talking to her. It was like a bad
sitcom.
He started talking about the sex and what a great time he had and blah
blah
blah. He was actually talking to a strangely named singer from the same
country
who doesn’t really look much like Rita. Apparently the actor only saw
Rita at night and with hotel blackout curtain light. When the actor
realized
his mistake, he tried to hit on the singer. She said yes.
Rita
Ora/Charli XCX
(Gerard
Butler)
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#9**
This Arrow actress no one likes was at a Fashion Week party and started
talking
about this guy she hooked up with a few times. It is the now ex of this
former
tweener. No big deal. They have been done for awhile. The thing is
though,
our actress should have stopped talking when she realized the former
tweener
was present. Nope. Kept talking and lets just say there are some
timeline
issues on a couple of times they hooked up.
Katie
Cassidy/Hilary Duff (Mike Comrie)
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#10**
This former tweener actress before there was such a term went through a
period
of not doing much. She then bombed on a network show just for her
before
latching on to a franchise made for tv thing. Hey, it pays the bills,
but
not for long if this married mom spends all her appearance money on
coke.
Goodness, she has not lost her touch. Best way to stay skinny she
always
said. Well, that and bulimia. A combo always worked best for her. Alyssa
Milano ("Mistresses") ("Project Runway All Stars")
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#11**
You wouldn’t probably guess it by looking, but this Modern Family
actress
is a big donor to conservative causes and is against gay marriage.
Julie
Bowen
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#12**
This stylist turned reality star turned failed designer went off on
this
B list skinny actress. Not as skinny as the designer, because lets face
it,
unless your name is Giuliana, that is not going to happen. The actress
would
not stop talking during an event and our celebrity just went off on a
foul
mouthed rant. For the first time in forever, people actually liked her
for
something.
Rachel
Zoe/Kate Bosworth
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#13**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister is not even 18 yet
but
is hooking up with the 40 something year old man who keeps her supplied
with
drugs. The last person he dealt to around her age died of an overdose.
Paris
Jackson (Michael)
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/04 **#14**
When I read the news that tennis legend Bud Collins has passed away, I
recalled
the one and only time I met the guy. It was during one of those
mindless
tennis tournaments that go on between the Grand Slams. Just another
week
with 32 tennis players hoping to pick up a few bucks in the middle of
nowhere.
It was just a quick hello and moving on. He took the time to say hi to
everyone
who recognized him from television and he autographed a pair of pants
for
a guy that only someone like Bud would like. Nothing of note really
happened
that week, but a few weeks later, tennis, or at least one player would
be
front and center in my life for about a week. The crazy thing about
this
tennis player is that she was one of the top ranked women in the world
when
this happened back in the day and is still one of the top ranked women
in
the world. I’m too lazy to look but I don’t think she was 21 when
this happened. Maybe just a shade under. I was at the tournament trying
to
make contacts and do some networking. I had been given free tickets and
some
hospitality passes. You know what hospitality passes mean? Free booze.
So,
yeah, I was there. One of the things you got to also do with these
passes
was go to an event that featured a lot of the tennis players before the
week
of play actually started. It was a thank you to the sponsors and an
opportunity
for them to get up close and personal with the players and for me to
get
not only free booze, but also free food. Win win. I remember that
Jennifer
Capriati was there and this was the year of her comeback, maybe the
year
after. I know they drug tested back then, but she was jacked up on
something.
Seriously. Like a thousand miles per hour. It was the roadrunner for
two
straight hours. Plus, she talked that fast too. She was a whirlwind. I
was
watching it all happen from the bar. Have I told you how much I love
open
bars? Never see me more than ten feet from one because if you get too
far
away, someone pushes their way in. People love free booze. One of the
tennis
players walks up and orders a drink. Not just any drink, but whiskey.
Well,
hello new friend. As I said, I don’t think she was old enough to drink,
but no one was going to card. I was just shocked that she would be
drinking
whiskey when she presumably had to play the next day. I told her I
admired
her taste and I thought she was going to do that whole why is this
creepy
looking dude talking to me about whiskey and how can I get out of this
gracefully
in case he is a reporter look. Instead, I got a smile and witnessed her
slam
it down in one shot before ordering another. She then questioned my
manliness
because I was still drinking my drink. Well, I couldn’t have that and
the next thing you know we each had five or six shots. This was someone
who
was in the top 5 in the world. Hammering back shots the night before
she
was supposed to play. It turns out the player she was going against the
next
day withdrew with an injury. My guess is my drinking buddy paid her
$10K
to withdraw. It was way more than she was going to earn getting waxed
by
Miss Whiskey. After we had our shots, she said farewell and I thought
that
would be it. A couple of days later I was sitting in the stands during
the
middle of the day and someone hits me in the back of the head. I turn
around
and it is her. She has this huge smile on her face and says, lets go.
She
drags me to some player area and we have some food and drink, although
this
time she did stick to water. She had to play that night. We get to
talking
and she says her boyfriend is coming that night and would I mind taking
one
of her friends and making it a double date because she is not sure if
she
is going to break up with the guy (foreign born B- list tennis player
at
the time and nothing now) and wanted some people with her. I say fine.
She
says to come by her hotel that night about 7. I get there and she opens
the
door in a bra and shorts. On the bed is a guy who is definitely not the
tennis
player boyfriend. Nope. As I found out later it is a foreign born at
the
time B- list golfer who moved to A+ and still has A list name
recognition.
Surprise. Apparently he was not supposed to be in town but turned up
when
he missed a cut. She decides she is going to break up with the tennis
player,
but is scared so proceeds to have about five shots before we go,
leaving
the golfer behind. We get to dinner and my "date" is with me and our
tennis
player has four more drinks before the food comes and then has a bunch
of
wine with dinner and is just hammered. Wasted. In a restaurant.
Surrounded
by other diners. She then grabs this wine bucket and pukes in the
bucket
before getting up to go to the bathroom. As she gets up and is helped
by
my "date," she turns to the tennis player and tells him they are
breaking
up and that she is "f**king" someone else. She leaves and now it is
just
me and this guy I just met. Nice. She never came back to the table. The
good
news is he paid.
Female
tennis player: Martina Hingis
Tennis player boyfriend: Magnus Norman
Golfer boyfriend: Sergio Garcia
61. NAUGHTY
GOSSIP 03/04
A REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NYC intern has taken to social media to slam her
former
boss and reveal exactly what it is life to work for this Real
Housewife.
The assistant – who has asked to not be identified at the moment –
tells NAUGHTY GOSSIP. "Yesterday for the fourth time I quit my (non
paying)
job in a very public way after almost three years. I’d been asked to
remove a Tweet where I stated that I have given a lot of my energy and
attention
to my work even at times where I wasn’t able. Recently my employer,
someone who I will always care about and root for has over the last few
months,
questioned my credibility (despite fighting with someone who questioned
it
before, and mentioning my qualifications on television), failed to give
me
feedback or response to a website I was building for her – which by
the way I’m not qualified to do – and plenty more. She reduced
me to tears on more than one occasion, has been incredibly rude,
selfish
and insensitive – and I stayed quiet. She has bullied those who have
been incredibly supportive to her, screaming, yelling. And she lies.
She
lied about me and revealed a very private element of my life on TV for
no
reason at all. I put it more delicately to her the first three times I
resigned.
She doesn’t believe it nor does she understand any of the above even
with proof. She professes she has no time. But she’s had time for NYFW,
mini holidays, hitting the Hamptons in a private helicopter so it
started
to get to me when I could not move forward on the website after 4
months
and she clearly had time. My time is valuable too. Whatever I do with
it.
After asking me to remove posts where I spoke of working for her while
ill,
at family occasions, at 3 or 4am in the morning she got angry. But I
will
not be censored anymore. To do so is to deny myself self respect and to
ignore
the love and support of my family who know what it’s been like for me.
I’m 30. I’m getting on. I can’t nor won’t put up with
shit like this. That job was not my calling but I took it in the hope
of
making good professional contacts. People have been very supportive
although
I was called fame hungry by one person. I’ve seen ‘fame’ up
close. I don’t want a shred of it. It’s not real, it’s generally
pointless and it commands a great deal of hypocrisy. Today I woke up
feeling
better than I have for a long time and that wasn’t just because House
of Cards dropped at 8:01 this morning. I was finally able to say what
it’s
been like. And a weight has been lifted from my chest. And I want to
thank
all the people who told me to quit and apologise to them for not
listening
sooner. And to those who want my old job, I wish you the best of luck
but
never give up your time or self respect or take shit from anyone. I
leave
you with a quote from Ms Kathy Bates which is now my mantra: "Do no
harm.
Take no shit."
Sonja
Morgan "Real Housewives of New York City"
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#1**
It looks like the girlfriend of this former Harry Potter star finally
got
tired of his constant cheating and broke off their very long term
relationship.
They have had breaks in the past because of it, but this appears
permanent.
Tom
Felton ("Draco Malfoy")/Jade Olivia (since February 2008)
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#2**
In exchange for a little money laundering, this B+ list reality star
with
an addiction problem was plied with booze, drugs and 18 year old women
while
meeting with this celebrity sex offender/child molester.
Scott
Disick/Joe Francis
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#3**
Don’t believe the message trying to be sent from the PR people of
Empire.
Everyone hates one of the brothers. No one wants him there and can’t
wait for him to leave. The entitlement is through the roof for a guy
who
is lucky but thinks of himself as Mariah Carey in his divatude.
Trai
Byers ("Andre Lyon")
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/05 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee/frequent
tripper, was overheard telling friends she has not had sex in eight
months.
One of the friends said they could fix that right now. Our actress
said,
"I’m not looking for any dick. I’m looking for good dick." Yeah,
well she had that and then screwed the guy over.
Jennifer
Lawrence/PROBABLY: Nicholas Hoult
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#1**
There she was, way out in the middle of nowhere with no one in sight
for
miles. This was just not going to do for this married former B+ list
mostly
television actress from a hit almost network show who now does "meh"
movies.
Her husband is a foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor. Our actress
made
some calls to her people who had paps come out from over 100 miles away
to
take photos for the actress. Our actress loves it and then has the
nerve
to go on social media and ask for privacy for her family.
Blake
Lively/Ryan Reynolds (while filming "The Shallows" in
Australia)
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#2**
This now A- list rapper who will always think of himself as A++ list
hit
the front row of a fashion show wearing women’s clothes. You wouldn’t
know it by looking, but they were.
Kanye
West
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#3**
Apparently this celebrity only because of who she had kids with is
going
to have another child. The drug addict is in rehab and pregnant. Nice. Kate
Major/Michael Lohan
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/06 **#4**
I don’t know if it was ex sex or just a one time reunion, but this
weekend,
this foreign born B+ list actress who has dated that foreign born B+
list
mostly television actor we all love forever was hooking up with another
guy.
Diane
Kruger/Joshua Jackson
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
has been boozing and popping pills lately like crazy. Not a good
combination.
The good news is she has been hanging out with people who would be
shocked
to see her doing coke so she has stopped that for now.
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#2**
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
has decided to be less discreet when it comes to his companionship. Not
open,
but less discreet. He took home some women who identify as women, but
are
still pre-op. They are extremely well known around higher end venues
for
providing fun at a cost. Our actor didn’t seem to mind that everyone
knew they were going with him.
Leonardo
DiCaprio
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#3**
This model turned bad actress is not getting much help parenting wise
from
her celebrity baby daddy. He has freaked out that he is a father and is
hooking
up with people right and left.
Brooklyn
Decker/Andy Roddick
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#4**
This former A+ list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor is
filming
his new movie. Watching him like a hawk is the man who has always
pulled
the strings of the actor when it comes to drugs and booze and pleasure.
Our
actor has had to pay homage a few times in the past two weeks, but has
so
far abstained from all temptation. Looks like the puppet master might
need
to find some new puppets.
Zac
Efron ("Baywatch" filming in
Miami)/Gianluca
Vacchi (vacationing in Miami)
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#5**
Speaking of former tweeners, this former High School Musical actress is
begging
Disney to put her in the reboot and to give her a spin off from the
movie
into her own Disney show. Our actress always vowed to stay away from
the
role that made her famous but she has been one big crash and burn in
roles
since the show ended.
Ashley
Tisdale/"High
School Musical 4"
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#6**
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee doesn’t approve of his extra curricular activities with
his male celebrity friend so our wife now stays far far away when our
actor
is having his fun.
Amal
Clooney/George Clooney/Rande Gerber
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#7**
The lesser known modeling daughter of these two barely there
celebrities
has spent almost $100K to get her look how she likes it. She has spent
far
more on her looks than she has earned in her modeling career. She is
also
one of the most insecure people you will meet which is why she allows
her
celebrity boyfriend to walk all over her and do what he wants and she
keeps
taking him back.
Bella
Hadid (Mohamed Hadid and Yolanda Hadid Foster (The Weeknd)
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#8**
One model says she was told that if she wanted to have sex with this
troubled
athlete she also had to have sex with this troubled reality star.
Apparently
this was a common theme this weekend. So much sharing.
Johnny
Manziel/Scott Disick
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#9**
Lots of drama and tension in this family right now. This B+/A- list
mostly
movie actor from an acting family where A- does not get you the highest
listing,
has split from his wife who is in an acting family. Well, she split
from
him. Apparently cheating runs in the family.
Casey
Affleck (brother Ben)/Summer Phoenix (brothers Joaquin and River
Phoenix,
sisters Rain and Liberty)
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#10**
That now off the air network hit based on a movie franchise saw this
married
star hook up with his co-star. That has been written about here before.
Apparently though, our actor also hooked up with another co-star until
the
other co-star replaced her in his affections. She was not pleased.
Show: "Hannibal"
Married star: Mads Mikkelsen
Co-star: Gillian Anderson
Other co-star: Caroline Dhavernas
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#11**
This A list mogul/reality star/celebrity is having trouble finding
women
to play his lets pretend to be my girlfriend game so he is recycling
one
from awhile ago. Calls it true love. The one that got away. Uh huh.
Ryan
Seacrest/Shana Wall
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#12**
This B+ list celebrity chef is still hooking up with the married
magazine
publisher and he keeps stringing her along. Someday she might get her
own
magazine. Doubtful though.
Katie
Lee/Jason Binn
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07 **#13**
Back In The Day/Old Hollywood: This star has faded somewhat. His career
spanned
decades — TV, films, nightclubs mostly. He has sung in the past but
is not really remembered as a serious recording artist. Along with his
famous
A+ friends, he used to take to the stage and entertain people. He was
an
internationally famous star. So a charitable organization in Toronto
decided
it would ask this comedian to perform on stage to raise money for a
charity.
The multi-talented star demanded $50,000 for one night, and the charity
agreed.
A date was set. Tickets sold out in no time. A chauffeur, was hired to
go
to the airport and pick up the living legend, and so he did. Now, it
was
well known that this living legend had a long-time battle with
alcoholism,
and on this night, alcohol seemed to be winning. The chauffeur arrived
at
the airport in plenty of time and drove to the gate where he was told
to
go. He parked, and waited in the driver’s seat, just as he was supposed
to. The private jet pulled in to where the limousine was waiting. The
jet’s
door opened. Time passed. No one came out of the jet. More minutes
passed.
The driver double-checked. Was he at the right gate? Should he stand
outside
the limousine? Maybe he should’ve made a sign — after all, perhaps
another celebrity was arriving, and he’d gone to the wrong place to
pick him up. More time passed. People went into the jet, and they came
out
flustered, panicky even. But the star did not emerge. On the tarmac,
there
was increasing agitation. The concert was scheduled for eight o’clock
pm, and it was now past dinnertime. Some important-looking airport
personnel
were scurrying back and forth, going in and out of the plane. The star
had
not emerged. Maybe he was sick… or worse. THEN ANOTHER LIMO pulled into
the area and parked right alongside the other limo. And to his "shock
and
awe," two mob guys emerged and stormed into the plane. By now, the
driver
was chilled to the bone and just wanted to get out of there with his
passenger
and none of the mob guys. More mob guys emerged from the neighboring
limo.
The ones from the plane met the new arrivals on the tarmac. instead of
all
getting into their limo, they got into the one driven by the scared
driver.
"He’s drunker than f—," said one. "Drunk? That don’t even
BEGIN to describe it. He’s three sheets to the f–king wind," said
another. This went on for a minute or two, and then the senior mob guy
said,
"I don’ care who this (BLEEP) is, I don’t care where he comes from.
But we paid this (——-) fifty f–king grand to come down here
and perform, and if he isn’t there on time, he ain’t goin’
home." "Take him outta the plane and go to the hotel. Try and sober him
up.
He’d better put on a show." Finally — this was after seven p.m.,
a couple of mob guys carried the A+ lister out of the plane and dumped
him
in the limo and joined the A+ lister in the limo. Not only did the star
sober
up, he actually "snapped out of it" and proceeded to give that audience
the
best three-hour show of their lives. He was funny. He sang songs. He
told
stories and chatted with the audience members. They loved it. The
charity
event raised a lot of money for their sick kids and everyone was happy.
Jerry Lewis
83. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 03/07
I had a conversation with a friend and regular source today about an
upcoming
TV show. It’s got a talented B-list star to top line and has credible
staff behind it, but my friends tell me it’s unnerving how much
they’re attempting to replicate Breaking Bad, to the point the creative
are immersing themselves in episodes to decide the tone and look of the
series.
Let’s just hope it’s the Family Guy to The Simpsons, not the Coupling
to Friends.
Jason
Bateman/"Ozark"
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#1**
This actress, who is only an actress by the grace of a family member,
was
allowed to cut everything writers wrote for her in a recent appearance
on
a hit pay cable show and write the whole thing herself. She then had a
few
choice words to the writers about how to write. Not well liked. Nope.
Grace
Dunham (Lena’s sister - "Girls")
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#2**
This oft troubled comedian who has been oft troubled again this past
month
is so broke he is stealing drugs from dealers. Yeah, that will get you
killed.
Katt
Williams
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#3**
This former A list rapper turned sometime actor/sometime jail
resident/sometime
reality star is selling off the presents he and his wife received after
a
recent event held in their honor.
T.I.
and Tameka "Tiny" Harris
(baby
shower)
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#4**
The love could be gone for this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie
actor
who was the star of that franchise. His celebrity girlfriend has been
bailing
on big events and that fake engagement ring she used to wear, she no
longer
wears. He never took the hint she wanted him to take and now there is
nothing
left for either.
Robert
Pattinson ("Twilight")/FKA Twigs
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#5**
This foreign born permanent A list model has decided her child is old
enough
to watch when mom snorts lines of coke. I’m dreading when the drug
dealing
boyfriend makes a move on the child. Kate Moss (Nikolai Von
Bismarck)/Lila
Grace Moss Hack
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#6**
This foreign born now former boy band member is trading drugs for a
woman
to act as his beard. Yeah, I’m sure she will stay quiet about the whole
thing. You can always trust a drug addict to stay quiet.
Niall
Horan ("One Direction")/Jessica Serfaty
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#7**
Apparently this A+ list rapper/mogul shoved his celebrity wife when
they
started arguing. Her bodyguard stepped in and took a punch to the gut
but
didn’t back down. This is what is so crazy about this couple. An hour
later they were all smiles at a public event.
Cassie/Sean
"P Diddy" Combs
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actress who was in that long
running
almost network show before picking up a nice little gig on a cable show
wants
fame. Not the kind of drib and drab recurring character hell she is in
now,
but massive fame. She wants to have a sex tape, but can’t get her
husband
to go along. She wants to split with him just so she can make a sex
tape.
That is how thirsty she is.
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#9**
This former singer turned actor is married. He is also hooking up with
someone
who basically plays his daughter on the show where he currently stars.
It’s
probably ok. His wife is not exactly known for being faithful.
Actor: Donnie Wahlberg
Wife: Jenny McCarthy
Show: "Blue Bloods"
Co-star: Sami Gayle (she plays his niece Nicole "Nicky" Reagan-Boyle)
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#10**
You would think with all the issues in her past, that this east coast
Housewife
would know better. Asking to be paid in cash at an appearance is going
to
get a lot of people talking.
Teresa
Giudice "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#11**
Apparently the photos and texts that this former singer turned
wallflower
has of her A list mogul/wannabe rapper boyfriend got her some points.
And
some cash. And some respect. She isn’t afraid to use them so the
boyfriend
caved. Cassie
Ventura/Sean "P. Diddy" Combs (Premiere Of Lionsgate's "The Perfect
Match")
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#12**
KINDNESS: This former A+ list athlete who was A++++ list in his corner
of
the athletic world, was out in front of an office building waiting for
a
meeting and doing what he does best. Some kids were watching him and
asked
him some questions and he spent an hour with them even though his
meeting
started without him. At the end he got their addresses and mailed them
each
about $1000 worth of stuff plus a personal note.
Tony
Hawk (skateboarder)
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/08 **#13**
It is not like she has not done it before. I’m constantly amazed at
the number of men who do not Google this celebrity before they get
involved
with her. She used to be an A list celebrity and she certainly charges
A
list fees for her services. Her better days are probably behind her.
Sure,
she has revenue streams but without those huge headline names in her
corner
and putting her in tabloids every day, the business is more about what
used
to be. You know, kind of like when you go into a place and they have 20
year
old photos of people who once guest starred on a Love Boat episode.
That
might be good enough for middle America for now, but not for long and
on
the coasts, forget about it. Anyway, as is her custom, our celebrity
managed
to snag a rich guy. This one happened to be married. A few kids. A
great
career. Fabulous career. A couple of million coming in each year plus
bonuses.
Our celebrity came flying in on him after being introduced at a
cocktail
party. The wife was there. Our celebrity gets his number from another
party
goer. One year later, the guy has given our celebrity $10M in what he
thinks
are loans, but was really just the price he paid to star f**k. His wife
and
kids are gone. He lost his job because he would go running after the
celebrity
whenever she called. He still thinks she loves him. Nope. She is
already
on to her next victim. She met him at a charity event. He has lots more
money.
She might even marry this one. Make it all look legal when she rips him
off.
Tracy
Anderson
97. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 03/08
This A-list model is a living legend in the industry and she had some
very
choice words for two new A-list models on the Victoria’s Secret
catwalk.
She didn’t like how facetious they were being backstage, especially
because she didn’t think they’d truly paid their dues. She told
them to sort out their attitudes and snap into shape, or she would talk
with
the bookers about any future events they’d be working with her. Funny,
usually press and speculation follows these two new A-list models
everywhere,
but there’s not been much leaked information from behind-the-scenes
of modeling events since then. You don’t get on the bad side of a
legend.
Not Gisele.
A-list
legend: Stephanie Seymour
Two new A-list models: Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid
98. LAINEY
GOSSIP 03/08
A fun, quick little blind that went down after the Oscars… It happened
at one of the best annual after-after parties, where the top tier ends
up
after Vanity Fair. She decided to celebrate on shrooms. And she wasn’t
selfish with her shrooms. She wanted to share her shrooms. She wanted
to
share her shrooms with the girl who claims to be all about sharing. So,
hilariously, with shrooms in hand, she walks up to her potential new
shroom
partner and offered up her shrooms. I want you to picture this. The
perfect
crew standing around being tall and skinny and flawless, interrupted by
a
hippy with a trophy and a handful of caps. Now imagine their faces when
they
declined. She floated away, uninjured, already high from her night
anyway.
"schrooms" hippy:
Jenny
Beavan
Perfect crew: Taylor Swift, Lorde, Jaime King, Selena Gomez, Hailee
Steinfeld
99. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 03/08
It’s not hard to attract A-list actors to a superhero flick. It’s
high exposure and usually quite a bit of cash, too. This superhero
flick,
however, struggled to attract anyone of note. 90% of the people they
offered
it too turned it down. It has a forgettable, by rote script and an
underwhelming
lead. Some are already comparing it to 2011’s The Green Lantern.
"Spider-Man"/Tom
Holland and Zendaya
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#1**
The former girlfriend of the closeted B+ list mostly movie actress from
that
franchise has been threatening to kill herself out of grief over the
breakup.
As I told you previously, our actress found new love in a hurry when
she
was recently filming a movie outside the country. Kristen
Stewart/Alicia
Carlyle/Soko
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#2**
It might be what she believes, but the recent manifesto posted by this
A+
list reality star was not written by her. There was also some behind
the
scenes arm twisting with some actresses who have some secrets they
didn’t
wish to be revealed. So, Satan said a few words and they supported the
reality
star even though one of the actresses just referred to the reality star
as
a horrible bitch to some friends just a couple of weeks ago.
A+ list reality star:
Kim
Kardashian
Satan: Kanye West
Actresses: Ariel Winter, Rowan Blanchard, Emily Ratajkowski, Demi
Lovato,
Amber Rose, Abigail Breslin, Bella Thorne
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#3**
A new show and new clubs and new 20 something women to harass. The
thing
is though, because of his new show, this B+ list mostly movie actor is
actually
getting some of them to go home with now instead of complaining and
having
him tossed out.
Cuba
Gooding Jr. (playing O. J. Simpson on "American Crime Story")
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#4**
Once her current movie wraps, this foreign born B+ list mostly movie
actress
from a huge in the past franchise thought she would have lots of roles
being
offered. Nope. No one wants to hire her. She says she is taking a
break,
but the big studios have basically blackballed her because they don’t
want her out doing press for any of their movies.
Emma
Watson ("Harry Potter")
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#5**
Don’t believe the hype. This former A++ list singer, who also acted
back in the day is not bailing her tour because of scheduling, she is
bailing
because no one is buying tickets. When you are a former A+ lister you
don’t
want to play places that are not even half full. Hey, at least she
didn’t
go with the now popular vocal injury. That way you can still go out.
Exhaustion
or other excuses makes you look bad when you go out.
Janet
Jackson
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#6**
When you are broke and your girlfriend is also your bank who you owe a
ton
of money to, then you have to do what she says. This B list rapper had
to
cancel a show because his reality star girlfriend made him just to show
him
who has got the power and money. Apparently she also has a video of him
he
would hate to see released or leaked.
Tyga/Kylie
Jenner
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#7**
This closeted A+ list mostly movie actor was far more interested in
this
foreign born closeted A+ list athlete than in his model/actress
"girlfriend"
at an event this week. The actor was falling over himself to try and
get
to know the athlete.
Bradley
Cooper (Irina Shayk)/Lewis Hamilton ("L'Oreal Red Obsession
Party")
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#8**
This B- list actor says he is getting married again. This time to his
long
suffering girlfriend who is still super young. I wonder if she knows
that
he has been hooking up with his foreign born actress ex. They ran into
each
other and spent the next six hours together at lunch and then an
apartment
she has here in LA.
Ryan
Phillippe/Paulina Slagter/Abbie Cornish
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#9**
This A- list mostly television actor on a hit almost television show is
an
Academy Award winner/nominee. Apparently, our closeted actor has a
routine
when he hooks up with a guy. The actor has a bag that has a razor and
shaving
cream and some cologne the actor likes. The guy is then told to shave
his
body hair and put on the cologne before joining the actor. Kevin
Spacey
"House of Cards"
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#10**
Who knew that people sat around comparing cocaine. Apparently this
still
A+ list singer and her new coke using bff who is an A-/B+ list singer
with
a bad attitude, did just that when they got together a few weeks ago.
As
they did lines of coke, they shared their best and worst coke stories.
Katy
Perry/Ariana Grande
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#11**
This A list singer/musician who has been in two permanent A list bands
and
his wife hooked up with this former tweener actress turned A-/B+ list
singer
who did not invite her actor boyfriend.
A list singer/musician: Dave Grohl (Jordyn Blum)
Bands: "Nirvana" and "Foo Fighters"
Former tweener: Demi Lovato
Actor boyfriend: Wilmer Valderrama
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#12**
A lot of complaints from press and event organizers about this foreign
born
A-/B+ list comic actress. While promoting her most recent movie she was
showing
up drunk and being rude to people. She trashed a hotel room in Berlin.
Not
something you really expect from her.
Kristen
Wiig "Zoolander 2" (although she was born in U.S.)
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09 **#13**
This reality star from a very long running MTV franchise with multiple
casts
has battled drug addiction for years. Often it has been a very public
battle.
Until five or six months ago, our reality star had been fighting the
good
fight. Drugs were off the menu. Sure, there was some booze and some
wild
drunken nights, but she stayed away from what nearly brought her down
last
time. She was at bottom. Literally rock bottom. She bounced back and
was
doing really well. Then, she went through some very big personal issues
and
decided to go see a therapist. That therapist prescribed some
anti-anxiety
medication. Apparently it is non habit forming, but our reality star
decided
the pills were not working so was referred to another doctor by someone
she
thinks she can trust. This doctor prescribed her something that is
addictive.
Very addictive. It definitely reduced the anxiety levels of our star
but
now she is upping her dosage and is fairly incoherent for the greater
part
of each day. The person closest to her likes her that way because it
allows
that person to control her even more. The pills are making our star
more
dependent. She has also started mixing the pills with booze which has
caused
some big issues with work commitments that she has been forced to skip.
She
does not have an unending money stream and it is quickly vanishing.
That
person closest to her is racking up huge bills and recently just spent
$25K
of our star’s money in one check. When the money dries up, the person
closest to her will vanish leaving our star another huge drug addled
hole
to try and climb out of. Ruthie Alcaide "Real World: Hawaii"
(production
runner assistant on TV mini-series "Autographs");
Trishelle
Cannatella "Real World: Las Vegas"
113. PEREZ
HILTON 03/10
What hunky movie star is taking so much Human Growth Hormone that those
close
to him are concerned he's "really overdoing it?" The actor recently
bulked
up for a new role that requires a lot of shirtlessness but it probably
would
have been healthier to do it naturally!
Zac
Efron "Baywatch"
114. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/10
This A-list teen star has slammed others for slut shaming and mean girl
behaviour
in the past, but The Gossip Life learned that she is considered by many
to
be even worse; she’s cruel, rude and just plain nasty to you.
Bella
Thorne
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#1**
This former Glee actress just got a book deal. Yeah, I don’t know why
either. Someone probably wants to sleep with her. Anyway, she is going
to
talk about the cheating the biggest star on the show did on her
"beloved"
boyfriend. Oh, and also out at least two actors from the show. Our
actress
wants to make a splash.
"Glee" actress:
Naya
Rivera (book due to be released in 2016)
Biggest
star: Lea Michele
"beloved"
boyfriend: Cory Monteith
Outed
actors: Matthew Morrison and Darren Criss
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#2**
This closeted B+ list mostly movie actress who is an EGO nominee/winner
recently
got into a huge fight with her girlfriend. Apparently our actress wants
to
adopt a child or two, but do it under her own name. The girlfriend
would
not be on the application.
Queen
Latifah (Eboni Nichols)
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#3**
This wannabe reality star sold her soul and allegiance to the other
side.
The thing is, she thinks she is going to become a reality star. Nope.
They
just wanted her silence so are making promises to her just like that
guy
who used to be married to the A++ list singer. They just all use her
and
she never learns.
Wannabe:
Amber Rose
Guy married to A++ list singer: Nick Cannon (Mariah Carey)
Allegiance:
Defended Kim Kardashian’s nude selfie
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#4**
Something that this A list Academy Award winning actor does not usually
tell
all the women he sleeps with each week, is that he has a permanent side
piece
up in wine country. Apparently she is pregnant with his child too.
Sean
Penn
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#5**
This upcoming movie was supposed to be released this year. It stars
three
Academy Award winners. The movie is awful. The cast and the director
were
more interested in seeing how many women they could have sex with
everyday
rather than making a good movie. It is awful.
Movie: "Suicide Squad"
Academy Award winners: Ben Affleck, Jared Leto, Common
Director: David Ayer
or
Movie: "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
Academy Award winners: Ben Affleck, Jeremy Irons, Holly Hunter
Director: Zack Snyder
or
Movie: "Money Monster"
Academy Award winners: George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jodie Foster
Director: Jodie Foster
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#6**
A man is selling a story to the tabloids that says he has a multi year
relationship with this closeted married A list musician/singer who
likes
to portray himself as a ladies man. He has a big hit on the charts
right
now. Keith Urban (Nicole Kidman)/"Break On Me"; Tim McGraw (Faith
Hill)/"Humble and Kind"
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#7**
This Teen Mom not named Jenelle or Farrah has an account on a sugar
daddy
website. The photos are of a friend who is always on the show with the
Teen
Mom. Apparently our Teen Mom is super broke and has been taking gifts
for
a couple of months from men she meets on the site. One man she really
likes
and she has been stalking him at his business and his church. He is
married.
Leah
Messer Calvert
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#8**
She is not technically foreign born, but this multiple Academy Award
winner/nominee actress might as well have been. She is starring in
something
that is not really her usual forte. The stress is causing her to
rethink
her medications which is never a good idea for her. She can be pretty
unstable
unless she is medicated. Saoirse Ronan (born in the Bronx, raised
in Ireland)
(nominated for "Atonement" and
"Brooklyn")/Broadway
show "The Crucible"; Nicole Kidman (born in Hawaii, raised in
Australia)/starring
in London West End play "Photography 51"
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#9**
This NBA player, who is HIV+, still likes to pretend he is suffering
from
other health issues.
Chris
Bosh ("Miami Heat")
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#10**
This network reality judge was forced out of her job because of her out
of
control drug use. Not Julianne Hough.
Mary
Murphy "So You Think You Can Dance"
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#11**
Hey, this actress is learning how the publicity game is played. With a
new
movie coming out and her last starring vehicle a bomb, what better way
to
get yourself trending than to fake a relationship. A sure to have
everyone
talking relationship.
Actress:
Actress: Chloë Grace Moretz
Movie bomb: "The 5th Wave"
New movie: "Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising"
Fake
relationship: soccer superstar Neymar
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#12**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is being considered for
the
lead in a rebooted franchise to go with her other franchise. It is all
talk
at this point and her people are trying to delay things so she will be
able
to pass a required drug test.
Daisy
Ridley ("Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens") ("Tomb Raider"
reboot)
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10 **#13**
This actress has been quiet of late in public. A B list mostly movie
actress,
who sees herself as an A lister within two years is ruthless when it
comes
to accumulating wealth and fame. A few years ago when she was in the
throes
of a never ending drug addiction, it looked as if she would be dead
within
a year or two – a footnote in acting history. Now though, with her drug
use controlled, she is on the rise. Since marrying well above herself
on
the list, our actress has controlled the fortune of her husband.
Replacing
people close to her husband with those loyal to her. The money in her
own
bank accounts increased and she did rise a touch in the fame
department,
but she wanted more. A two pronged approach. She would continue her
casting
couch prowess whether it be male or female and land herself some huge
roles.
She actually got herself a lead, but the movie was atrocious. She then
made
a bold move. She went after this very good looking, very in shape, very
married
B+ list actor who was tapped to play a huge role in a huge movie. She
made
sure she was in his face and under his face and anywhere else she
needed
to be. She made sure he was in her corner when she went after a part in
his
movie. A big part. A franchise part. A career role and a chance at A
listerdom.
So, when one of the producers she was sleeping with suggested her for
the
role, the actor was on board. The producer had no idea she had covered
her
bases and was also sleeping with the actor. He thought the actor would
say
no. So, fame was covered. A great role covered. Money was her next
object
and it turns out she is even better at that than casting couch antics.
Her
husband is in big demand. He has an agent and manager and people. They
are
supposed to get him parts. They do. Our actress though started taking
meetings
with companies from outside the US who wanted him for a movie or even
commercials. She promised access. In return she charges a fee. Anywhere
from
$50K for him to hear their commercial pitch to $250K to have him read
their
movie script. The thing is though, he never sees or hears about any of
these.
She takes the money and runs. A lot of money. She has several meetings
per
month and makes more per month than she ever made on any project in
which
she has acted. When the investors ask if they are moving forward, she
always
says he is considering it or turns them down. She prefers the term
considering
it because often times she can get another fee from the investors to
make
sure he really sees how important he is to their project.
Actress:
Amber Heard
Husband: Johnny Depp
Movie: "Aquaman"
Actor: Jason Momoa (wife: Lisa Bonet)
Producer: Zack Snyder
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#1**
This model/sometime reality star who can be very petty and is always
controversial, was laying down the law with a couple of her people. She
is
ticked off that she is not getting more deals right now in her
condition
and that the offers are insulting. Apparently she thinks she is someone
magazines
and companies should be paying top dollar for. She isn’t. Just because
you are married to someone famous does not mean people want you
endorsing
their products or on covers of magazines.
Chrissy
Teigen (pregnant)/John Legend
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#2**
This former naked celebrity turned reality star, turned porn star,
turned
reality star, rarely wears clothes in front of her children and has no
issues
with them looking at her porn.
Kendra
Wilkinson (posed nude in "Playboy") ("The Girls Next Door") (sex
tape
when she was 18) ("Kendra On Top")
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#3**
At this point even the tabloids know something is up with this former A
list
singer in a group and solo. She tries way to hard to convince people
she
was the victim in her divorce. She loved the initial wave of publicity
and
support headed her way so keeps trying to play the same record. By now,
she
has been busted on her timeline and no one wants to hear about it any
more.
Gwen
Stefani/Gavin Rossdale/Blake Shelton
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
in an acting family has several scars along the tops of her thighs.
Apparently
she used to be a huge cutter. Judging by the scars, the "used to" was
not
that long ago. Rooney Mara
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#5**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner
has
always been the quiet cheater while his friend has been more public
about
his indiscretions. Our quiet actor has been seeing someone regularly
for
quite some time and something has to give. There are too many people
who
know now and he either needs to break it off or break it off with his
wife.
Matt Damon (friend: Ben Affleck)
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#6**
This A+ list singer was the main reason this foreign born B+ list
singer
split from her long time boyfriend. Our closeted A+ lister has been
chasing
the B+ lister for quite some time and strong armed the B+ lister to get
rid
of the guy. It was pretty brutal the lengths the A+ lister went to. Taylor
Swift/Lorde/James
Lowe or Taylor
Swift/Ellie
Goulding/Dougie Poynter
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#7**
This record/clothing mogul who was the person who beat the path for
others
to follow, has kept his latest girlfriend well over three months.
Apparently
she does anything he asks without hesitation. Anything. No complaints
and
is just happy to be along for the ride. Usually it is a week and done
for
the guy, but maybe she has a chance to be the second woman to land him.
Russell
Simmons (former wife: Kimora Lee Simmons)/Australian model Lucy
McIntosh
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#8**
I’m not sure what this former A list singer sees in this B+ list
musician
from a B+ list band who think they are better than they are. The guy is
a
sweaty drunken coke addled mess who left his wife when the cheating was
about
to be exposed. The guy brags about the sex he has with his girlfriend
and
how it was even better when he was married.
Patrick
Carney ("The Black Keys") and Michelle Branch
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#9**
This B- list mostly television actor is so in the closet there are
closets
barricading the other closets. The thing is though, his beard is going
to
have to work extra hard this weekend after a radio host almost outed
the
actor. The host might have known now that I think about what was said.
It
is pretty close.
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#10**
This closeted A list rapper has never been much into sports. That is,
until
this closeted A list NFL athlete started wearing some of the rapper’s
stuff. The rapper is a big fan and has been trying to get the athlete
to
hang out. And by hang out.. Kanye West
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#11**
This B- list singer you have never heard of unless you are into tweener
girl
groups got kicked out of a party because she said something racist. Not
new
for her. What is surprising though is that relationship she has with
the
A+ list singer who must know and doesn’t seem to care. Interesting.
Like minds?
Camila
Cabello ("Fifth
Harmony)/Taylor
Swift
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#12**
The head of this record label was introduced to this two hit wonder now
and
asked in front of the singer to the A&R person if there was
anything
that could be done about the hair color or outfit or weight of the
singer.
Just went on and on. The A&R person was really embarrassed and the
singer
just walked away.
Meghan
Trainor
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11 **#13**
This actress/model is foreign born. She is probably B- list. I am only
giving
her that high of a listing because when you see her last name, you say,
"Oh
yeah, wasn’t she in______." Unfortunately for her, the former model
turned actress has been in nothing memorable or lasting since. She does
work
steadily. Even through most of her pregnancy because she only gained a
few
pounds. Immediately after giving birth she was right back at work. The
official
line is that her baby is the product of her relationship with her
significant
other. The real story is a little more complicated. There are two
stories.
They both involve brothers. The question is, whether it is the future
leader
of her home country that is the father or his celebrity brother. It is
leaning
toward the celebrity brother who cheats on his girlfriend all the time.
Both
would be a scandal in her country and to some extent here too.
141. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/11
People aren’t going to be happy about this one, but an A-list Producer
is trying to make a new superhero movie in the works as… agenda-ridden
as possible. It’s going to have a diverse cast for the sake of
diversity.
It’s going to have progressive messages. It’ll be interesting as
hell to see how people react and I know exactly why the producer is
doing
it, but I’ll reveal that at a much later date.
"Captain
Marvel";
"Spider-Man"
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#1**
This A list singer who is part of an A list duo says he is straight. He
does
admit to having fantasies about guys. No problem. What is strange
though
is that one of the guys he fantasizes about is this former A+ list
tweener
who is so homophobic the word was invented for him.
Macklemore/Justin
Bieber
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#2**
This Italian soccer star is not at the same level as that A++ lister
who
plays in Europe. So, it is probably not a good idea for your naked pics
from
a gay pickup site to be splashed all over. The A++ lister would never
be
cut, but our Italian will be. WARNING: NUDE
PHOTO
Fabio
Ceravolo
("Ternana") WARNING: NUDE PHOTO/Cristiano
Ronaldo ("Real Madrid")
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#3**
This foreign born singer is probably B-. As a writer though she is
pretty
much A list. No, this is not about Sia. She would be much higher on the
singing
part of this. Anyway, this singer/songwriter was the reason one
musician
split from his celebrity/reality star/awful singer wife. That is not
the
reason I am writing, although it does make for a good blind on its own.
Apparently this A+ list singer had a song written for her by our
foreign
born singer. It went Number one on about 20 charts around the world and
sold
millions of copies. The song was a duet. One of the singers in the duet
bought
our foreign singer/songwriter a $100K car. The A+ list singer? She has
never
bothered to meet the writer or say thanks or even acknowledge someone
else
wrote the song.
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/12 **#4**
This permanent A list aging rock star from this permanent A list band
has
been in and out of rehab a lot in his life. Apparently he doesn’t even
bother having sex any longer with groupies. He carries a bottle of
lotion
and and only enjoys being serviced by hand. Do his dogs watch?
Steven
Tyler ("Aerosmith")
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#1**
This former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/actress likes to
document
her day in social media. Well, her whole day minus all the drug using
and
pill popping. Lady Gaga
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#2**
This foreign born closeted A+ list former boy bander is trying to make
his
athlete boyfriend jealous with the male celebrity he used to hook up
with
back in the day. Harry Styles ("One Direction")/Nick Grimshaw ("The
Radio
1 Breakfast Show" and "The X
Factor")/Xander
Ritz (Lacrosse player)
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#3**
This three named singer from an all female musical group is headed to
yacht
season. Apparently the first week of May she will be the guest of
someone
and will be paid $500K for a week. She will probably go through that in
drugs.
Leigh-Anne Pinnock ("Little Mix")
(putting
the product out there perhaps?)
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/13 **#4**
The wife of this A- list mostly movie actor/recent pay cable star has
always
been one to shun the spotlight, but with our actor seemingly sleeping
with
every female he comes into contact with both in LA and at home, people
are
now whispering the couple is having lots of problems, but the actor
doesn’t
seem to care. He thinks his wife will put up with everything. She would
if
he was quiet about his extra activities, but he is being super noisy
and
super disrespectful. Clive Owen ("The Knick" filmed in Brooklyn,
NY)/Sarah-Jane Fenton (lives in Highgate, London and Wrabness, Essex)
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is in her
second
big hit show for the same network is cheating on her boyfriend with her
supposed
to be ex. She just can’t shake the ex even in the middle of a major
life event.
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#2**
This B list tv/movie actress has been married forever to the same guy.
Hey,
they might not have sex, but it works for her. And him. Not many A list
actors
have that kind of relationship with their wives. Anyway, she must be
getting
tired of him spending their money on guys and toys and has been
siphoning
money into several of her own accounts which she his hiding on several
different
fronts. John Travolta/Kelly Preston; Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#3**
It is all a game for this permanent A list singer. She wants people to
think
she cares about what is happening in her life, but honestly, she is
over
it. She just loves the sympathy she gets when she shows emotion, or at
least
pretends to.
Madonna
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#4**
I can only hope that the sudden divorce of this B+ list mostly
television
actor from a hit network show means he is finally about to come out of
the
closet. This whole marriage thing was a shocker to those who know him.
Charlie
Weber ("How To Get Away With Murder")
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#5**
I guess we should be happy this fairy tale actress has moved on from
her
married lover, at least for now. The problem is she substituted him for
that
cable actor on a hit show who never turns down a drink or a woman,
preferably
at the same time.
Jennifer
Morrison ("Once Upon a Time")/Norman Reedus ("The Walking
Dead")
(and then he moved on to someone else who we all know)
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#6**
The crazy thing is that this rapper ex has had more sex with his ex
over
the past two years than she has with her boyfriend.
Future/Ciara/Russell
Wilson
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#7**
This A list reality star might not have had time for her fans at a
recent
paid event where her fans paid sometimes thousands of dollars to meet
her,
but our reality star did have time for a coke spree in her limo which
she
made drive around for two hours while our reality star and her friends
imbibed.
Khloé
Kardashian
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#8**
This former A+ list comic actor turned A list parody of himself made
his
new girlfriend have sex with him on speaker phone to break the news to
another
woman he dated a month that their relationship was over.
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#9**
This B list mostly television actor from a hit network fairy tale show
has
been fired/suspended for making unwanted sexual advances towards a
member
of the crew.
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#10**
While making a movie out of the country (not Canada), this B+ list
superhero
cheated on his girlfriend. Not a first or last for him. She is not so
innocent
herself. She paid several people at two nightclubs to let her know when
someone
famous came to the club and to get her access to that famous person.
Her
current boyfriend was not her first choice. She really wanted a boy
bander.
Henry
Cavill
("Superman")/Tara
King ("One Direction")
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#11**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor has been off drugs forever.
Apparently though, this nearly A+ lister has been trying to get a more
sculpted
look and has been combining coke and HGH. Sounds like a winner.
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#12**
That former A list tweener singer has been trying to convince the world
he
is drug free. Nope. The meth is strong with this one. His PR people are
spinning,
but it is a waste. No one cares about the guy any longer.
Aaron
Carter
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **#13**
THE CRIME FAMILY: I have written in bits and pieces about this crime
family
before. It seems like all of it is about to come out and be written
about
in some 10,000 word think piece. There are multiple B+ listers involved
which
is crazy. Not as crazy as the A list network actress though who
actually
is a part owner of a drug cartel. Anyway, this is not about her or the
way
she was going to influence the government. She has tried twice to the
tune
of millions of dollars. I guess she still has an outside shot to do so.
Anyway,
like I said, not about her. I have written about the B+ list actor who
passed
on a franchise because he didn’t want the resulting press. You know,
about how his girlfriend is a convicted drug dealer. Oh, or how she
still
gets raided by the feds every few months who are looking for hidden
family
drugs and cash. Hey, there is $10M somewhere and it might be with her.
It
is probably not with her drug dealing mom, who had multiple hits
carried
out over her career. Heck, she had the girlfriend of her ex beat up
just
for kicks. I suppose the girlfriend’s aunt could have it but
considering
how much she steals from others, one would assume she would steal from
her
family too. The daughter of the aunt could have it. I mean, she is a B+
list
actress on her own and could reasonably be trusted to watch it. Someone
has
it.
A+ list network actress: Sofia Vergara
B+
list actor: Charlie Hunnam "Sons of Anarchy"
Franchise:
"Fifty Shades of Grey"
Girlfriend:
Morgana McNelis
B+ list actress: Leighton Meester
(her
mother Constance Meester is Morgana McNeil's mother’s sister)
(Leighton
sued her mother for misuse of funds Leighton provided for the care of
her
younger brother who has serious medical problems)
163. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/14
This partner of this A-list reality star is highly "known" within the
gay
community. I wonder if she knows. For some reason, I bet she does. Kris
Jenner/Corey Gamble
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/14 **Kids’ Choice Awards True/False Blind Items**
At least three are true. The others are false.
a. Zendaya – Dating a guy over twice her age. (true)
b. Sarah Hyland – Was warned prior to attending to not go through with
her plan for a wardrobe malfunction.
c. Heidi Klum – Texts her boyfriend every 30 minutes.
d. John Stamos- Hates the Olsen twins because they rejected his fashion
line
idea and didn’t have his back when the college student tried to
blackmail
him.
e. Meghan Trainor – Turned down Miley Cyrus when Miley hit on her
prompting
Miley to call Meghan a bitch.
f. Peyton List – Trash talks the actress beneath her in the photos
every
chance she gets. (Debby Ryan) (true)
g. Debby Ryan- Talks about love but cheated on her boyfriend. (Cole
Sprouse) (true)
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#1**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity who might even be
permanently
A+ list is having to step up his work because the family is going
through
a cash flow crisis. Apparently as fast as he can bring money in, his A
list
celebrity wife is spending it to try and keep her company afloat.
David
Beckham/Victoria
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#2**
I don’t really like playing the baby bump game, but this former B list
mostly television actress who is married to the A+ lister only drank
water
at that recent government function. Normally she would have been hand
over
fisting wine.
Blake
Lively (and a month later she announced she is pregnant)/Ryan
Reynolds
(White
House reception for the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin
Trudeau)
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#3**
Usually this former A list mostly television actress from the now ended
long
running network comedy, never has anything said bad about her. They are
now.
The actress who is now mostly movies is one of the biggest celebrity
users
of waters and was trying her best to make sure the drought continued.
She
uses about five times the amount of water a normal family uses.
Amy
Poehler ("Parks and Recreation")
("Amy
Poehler uses WAY more water than you")
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#4**
The new girlfriend of this B+ list mostly movie actress who was in that
franchise
stalked this openly bisexual actress married to an A lister for a year
after
a one night stand.
B+
list actress: Kristen Stewart ("Twilight")
New girlfriend: Soko
Bisexual actress: Amber Heard
Husband: Johnny Depp
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#5**
Well, well, look who is being sneaky. Everyone assumes this A- list
mostly
television actress who also does some network moonlighting and is A+
list
when it comes to how much she likes herself, has a boyfriend. The one
she
drags out in public. Nope. Apparently she is dating a guy going through
a
divorce. A divorce brought on by our actress/celebrity. They plan to
keep
things undercover for as long as possible. he is forking over a ton of
money
to keep his wife quiet about the relationship.
Actress: Emma Roberts
Television: "American Horror Story" (FX)
Network moonlighting: "Scream Queens" (FOX)
Boyfriend: Evan Peters
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#6**
It is too late in the schedule to delay the release of this sequel, but
apparently the acting by this former A+ list tweener turned B+ list
mostly
movie actor who spends a lot of time at the gym is really bad. As in
timing
and scenes are awful. Some scenes are having to be shot again while
others
are being replaced with different actors.
Zac
Efron ("Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising")
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#7**
This married A list movie director/B list actor is hooking up with a
woman
on the set of the latest movie he is directing. Apparently he doesn’t
want his wife to smell sex or the other woman so he makes her always
perform
just oral on him. David Lynch ("Twin Peaks"); Oliver Stone
("Snowden");
Warren Beatty ("Untitled Warren Beatty project")
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#8**
You know that foreign born celebrity with the rock solid relationship
to
the A+ list singer? Yeah, that one. The one we all roll our eyes to.
Well,
if it is so rock solid, then how come he hooked up with a member of the
group
that is in a name that looks like a familiar word but isn’t.
Foreign
born celebrity: Calvin Harris
A+ list singer: Taylor Swift
Group/member: JinJoo Lee "DNCE"
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#9**
This A+ list singer is whacked out on drugs on a fairly consistent
basis
right now and her tour is doing awful. Promoters are literally reducing
ticket
prices by 75% just to get people in. Our singer has had to reduce her
fee.
This is going to be an epic shit show.
Rihanna
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#10**
This CBS actress on a hit long running comedy is doing her absolute
best
to split up this B+ list actor/voice guy/mogul and his girlfriend. Oh,
the
trash talk and accusations have been flying. Honestly though, the guy
has
been playing them off each other and is being a real a-hole.
Seth
McFarlane and Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang
Theory")
( I guess she got tired of it an then moved on to the horse guy
right
after this)
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/15 **#11**
Except for some tennis tournaments it really doesn’t seem like there
has been much of throwing games or events for quite some time. That
apparently
has changed. There are a group of mafia guys who have infiltrated a
sport
where it is tough to gauge who is trying and got beat and who is just
having
a bad night. This past week, in a VERY quiet manner, state and federal
investigators have been searching through financial records of family
members
of a couple of athletes. Right now they are focusing on some bit coin
transactions. The family members being investigated had never had bit
coin
accounts until a few weeks ago. Why would a handful of people from
different
families suddenly have bit coin accounts. The reasoning agents have is
that
it is much easier to hide money coming in and where it came from if the
sender
and recipient are using bit coins. Right now there are two incidents
that
are being looked into and a massive payout of just over a million
dollars
divided among these two seemingly separate families. Sure, they each
have
a family member involved in the same sport, but the families don’t know
each other. What they do have in common is they all have these bit coin
accounts
now and are flush with them. Were the athletes paid to throw an event
and
the money delivered to the family members as payment? Why was there a
very
last minute rush in money that was opposite where all the money had
been
going up until the event. This would rock the sports world.
"Bellator
149" (Kimbo Slice and Dada 5000)
176. MR.
X 03/15 **#1**
What soon to be former A-list singer who does acting on the side’s
family
are determined to get her into rehab before she gets married? Her drug
use
is spiralling out of control and she’s been especially bad as of late.
They’re already planning an intervention and her fiancé is on
board with the plan, as well as that blogger who is still friends with
her
even though he pretends he’s not. Lady Gaga/Taylor Kinney/Perez
Hilton
177. MR.
X 03/15 **#2**
This former B+ list mostly television actor who recently had a big
swing
and miss in his return to television, doesn’t seem to be making it
while
in the closet, so he has started to open up more and actually went to
lunch
in broad daylight, surrounded by paps with his boyfriend.
Chace
Crawford ("Blood & Oil")
178. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/15
This eternally A-list diva demands to be awoken to the literal sound of
her
own music. Never any of the songs from her time in that legendary
group.
It all has to be solo stuff. Diana Ross and The Supremes
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#1**
Probably if she had not been quite so stoned, this closeted A-/B+ list
mostly
movie actress would not have let her new girlfriend kiss her in public.
Our
actress was stoned though and vapes even more than Leonardo DiCaprio.
Kristen
Stewart/Soko
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#2**
This one named singer/former actress/former reality star who is
probably
not nice enough for another comeback, got picked up a party a few weeks
ago
by a record producer. They went back to his place and one thing led to
another
and they were naked when he got a text from someone and he got up and
kicked
the singer out of the house. He told her he had someone younger coming
over.
Fantasia
(after "BET Honors 2016")
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#3**
This "Southern Charm" participant makes her living by sleeping with
guys
for money. All the other stuff she does is just for show. Landon
Clements
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#4**
This network reality star from a very long running hit show is dealing
with
a lot of drug issues right now. He used to be able to control it and
still
work, but not any longer.
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#5**
This country name sounding rapper who likes to pretend he is dating a
reality
star beat up a guy that was referred to him by the A list mogul/wannabe
rapper.
Apparently the guy who was beaten wanted money to stay quiet about
their
relationship. Tyga/Sean "P. Diddy" Combs/Kylie Jenner
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#6**
This game show host not named Steve Harvey says he has to take at least
a
week off each month from taping the show because of how much sex he has
with
female contestants. It wears him out and is almost constant during the
filming
process. Wayne Brady "Let’s Make A Deal"
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#7**
Just because he is a washed up former A list singer/songwriter from
decades
ago and she is a washed up tv host from decades ago doesn’t mean this
married couple is not able to pick up female college students to take
home
to bed. They do so regularly. Richard Marx/Daisy Fuentes
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#8**
If you thought it was the husband who had the drug problem, you
obviously
have not taken a urine sample from this A list reality star. Some say
she
is the root of all the drug issues in the family. Everyone close to her
got
addicted while she pretends to be all goody goody. Khloé
Kardashian/Lamar Odom
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#9**
At a recent event in Germany, this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie
actor
with the kajillion kids who used to be higher on the list, left his
girlfriend
behind to hook up with this foreign born A list mostly movie actress
who
is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has the incredibly bad attitude
unless
you can do something for her.
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#10**
This late night talk show host had to wait until the restaurant closed
the
other night just so he could sneak his drunken self out of the place
without
being seen. Would not be a good idea to be caught in public that
hammered.
Jimmy
Fallon
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#11**
This a-hole of a former A list mostly movie actor/Academy Award
winner/nominee,
turned take what you can get television/movie actor from an acting
family,
is doing drugs. Again. He was supposed to be promoted to a main role on
a
show in which he has appeared, but, instead had his role reduced
because
he is back on meth.
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#12**
KINDNESS: This actor was A list in his pay cable show. He has been in a
monster
hit movie as recently as last year. Oh, he also has a franchise and can
play
serious to slapstick. Lately, he has been starring in a play and each
day
for the past month he has given a homeless person $200. The same
person.
Every single day.
Actor:
Jeff Daniels
Cable show: "Newsroom"
Monster movie last year: "The Martian"
Franchise: "The Divergent Series"
Slapstick: "Dumb & Dumber"
Play:
"Blackbird"
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16 **#13**
Inevitable really. With her family history and all that surrounds her.
There
were high hopes of course. The family always has high hopes for their
offspring.
Not in the same way a parent wants their child to succeed. No, this is
something
different. The family relies on their offspring. Instilled from an
early
age that they must provide for the family. Not just provide, but
provide
at a level that lets the rest of the family, especially the parents,
live
a very comfortable lifestyle. So, the teen was sent packing overseas.
It
was not much of an assignment. Oh sure, a big deal was made, but she
was
just like the hundred of other models sent overseas in a strange place.
That
particular corner of the world prefers their models to be blonde. Our
model
was not blonde. It was hoped that because of who she was that she could
make
it anyway. She struggled. She started off with "go sees" but no one
wanted
her. Sure, a magazine shoot or two for smaller publications were
heralded
as her being the next big thing. In reality, she was halfway around the
world
from home and no money was coming. So, she did what she could to
survive.
She started sleeping with executives for money. At first it was just to
pick
up a few bucks so she could move from the cramped apartment she was
living
in with other models- Russians mostly. Then, those first few gigs led
her
to more semi-permanent relationships. Soon, she was living in a luxury
apartment
all by herself. She would entertain a few hours a day and then spend
the
rest of the day with her new best friend. Heroin. Drugs were hard to
get,
but for some reason, heroin was pretty easily obtained for someone
doing
so many favors for the wealthy. A year went by and she was a mess.
Still
not 18, and addicted to heroin and one abortion performed. She returned
home
where she was placed in a kind of home rehab. The family didn’t want
the scandal of her going to rehab. That is what they said. Honestly,
they
just didn’t have the money for it. At home, she kept herself to pot
and hung out at home. Her rehab "counselor" thought pot would be a good
come
down drug for the model. She then started hanging out with a band she
met.
The singer took a liking to her. He was heavily into coke and pot and
whatever
else he could find. She started using coke with him and began to slip
back
into the world of addiction. They went out for almost a year. Out being
they
holed up in whatever hotel room he was stashed in while recording doing
drugs
and having sex. When the record was finished, so were they. Nowhere to
go,
she went overseas again. This time the opposite side of the world from
where
she had been. Still a curiosity, she got involved with a guy who paid
her
well for sex, but with the sex came beatings. Lots of them. She turned
to
drugs to help the pain and to get her through to the next beating. Her
family
was not much help. The closest member of her family to her said it was
the
price to pay and that you should enjoy the money and gifts and just
block
out everything else. So, there she is, still around, still with the
same
guy, and thismuch closer to ending her life.
Offspring: Ali Lohan
Family: Dina and Lindsay Lohan
Modeling
and living in South Korea
Singer:
Matt
Healy
Heroin
addiction
192. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/16
The producers of this A-list reality competition show are expecting the
ratings
to rise now that they’ve removed a controversial cast member. The
controversial cast member was hired under the caution that they may
cost
the show viewers, but producers believed the cast member would bring
their
sizeable fan base with them. That didn’t happen. Nick Grimshaw "X
Factor"; Howard Stern "America's Got Talent"
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#1**
Apparently this B+ list actress on a hit cable show that likes to go by
its
initials cheated on her boyfriend with this A-/B+ list mostly movie
actor
who cheated on his wife. Broke up the marriage. Yeah, that marriage.
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#2**
This actor is B- list I guess. Television. He only gets that high
because
he is in a show that currently is on the air even if it is on a cable
network
that has very few scripted programs. He has been dating that former
tweener
forever. That might be the case but he had his tongue down the throat
of
some other woman he took home the other night.
Austin
Butler ("The Shannara Chronicles"/MTV)/Vanessa Hudgens
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#3**
If you have always wanted to have sex with your almost sister-in-law,
but
can’t because she isn’t into guys, then, I guess you can have sex
with someone who looks like just like her and is the same age. The
question
though, is what name does this B+ list reality star from an A list
reality
show call out in bed?
Scott
Disick (Kourtney Kardashian)/Kendall Jenner/Christine Burke
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#4**
The drugs are taking a toll on this southeast Housewife. She takes a
combination
of prescription pills and booze and has been doing so at an excessive
pace
for the past year. Probably to numb herself with all the strange guys
she
has to hook up with to live the kind of life she wants to live.
Porsha
Williams "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#5**
Well, this B list mostly television actress from a show that now has
multiple
seasons, was in that franchise. She was almost responsible for breaking
up
a long time relationship when a freak accident happened. She was one of
the
responsible people when this A+ lister got divorced and now she is
cheating
on her boyfriend for the umpteenth time with an executive from her
show.
He is married.
Actress:
Ashley
Greene/Paul Khoury
Show: "Rogue"
Franchise: "Twilight"
Freak accident:
Apartment
fire
Long time relationship:
Ryan
Phillippe/Paulina Slagter
A+ lister:
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress was on a set the other day. She
walks
by a couple of people reading a tabloid with a picture of her A+ list
ex
husband with a woman. She stopped right behind them and pointed at the
picture
and said, "I’m still waiting for him to have sex with me."
Jennifer
Esposito/Bradley Cooper (married 4 months)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#7**
This former reality star both network and cable, also filmed some crap
sequel
to a crap movie a few years back. Anyway, she is offering to pay
tabloids
to publish photos of her baby and even more if they will give her a
cover.
She is desperate to regain her fame.
Reality
star: Audrina Patridge
Shows:
"The Hills"; "Dancing with the Stars"; "Audrina"; "1st
Look"
Crap
sequel: "Scary Movie 5"
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#8**
Apparently being a bodyguard of this celebrity offspring of a permanent
A+
lister does not entail keeping her from using heroin or keeping her
drug
dealing boyfriend from her.
Paris
Jackson
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#9**
Keeping with the earlier theme, this Irish mostly movie actor who likes
to
go full frontal didn’t do his reputation any good when he hooked up
with this A list pro tennis player with the difficult to pronounce last
name.
When she wouldn’t have sex with him in the back of a limo he left her
in the middle of nowhere to make her own way home. Michael
Fassbender
(born in Germany, raised in Ireland)/Caroline Wozniaski
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#10**
This seemingly washed up former A list mostly movie actor who did
manage
to somehow snag a recent Academy Award win/nomination, met up with this
A
list cable actor from a very hit cable show and talked to him about the
time
he hooked up with the cable actor’s ex. Awkward.
A list actor: Sylvester Stallone "Creed"
A list cable actor: Bob Odenkirk "Better Call Saul"
Ex: Janeane Garofalo
(starred
with Stallone in "Cop Land")
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#11**
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a big thing three decades
ago,
comes from an acting family. Now he likes to think he is all serious
and
stuff. He was promoting a new movie and a reporter was asking about the
movie.
Our actor wanted to talk politics though. When the reporter kept
steering
it to the movie the actor was there to discuss, the actor told the
reporter
to fuck off and walked away.
John
Cusack
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#12**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award
winner/nominee.
While on a recent international flight, our actress flew first class.
Her
kids and two nannies flew coach. When one of the kids wanted to see his
mother,
the nanny went forward to speak to the actress who went off on the
nanny
and said it was her job to deal with the kids. When the plane landed,
our
actress shooed away the nannies and held on to the kids for the paps.
Charlize
Theron
(photo)
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17 **#13**
All about Ireland or Irish people or green beer.
#1 – This Irish actor has never been in a blind before. He has starred in a couple of television shows that never really took off. Roles in that book franchise they keep churning out but never seem to do all that well. His actress girlfriend has surpassed him in the list and has an A+ list making role coming soon. She is also cheating on him. He will be crushed when he discovers it. Robert Sheehan/Sofia Boutella ("Star Trek Beyond")
#2 – This promising Irish actress was in a huge franchise. She wasn’t the star, but she definitely stole some scenes and is exactly who readers hoped for when they saw her on the screen. She has had a few chances to really make it big but she got caught up in the partying lifestyle that got a few from that franchise. After working several times a year, her drug using reputation caught up with her and now she barely works. Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood "Harry Potter")
#3 – Kindness- This B list actress is on a hit cable show prequel. She used to be on a hit pay cable show before its untimely demise. Most of you probably would have no idea she is Irish. She spends ten hours every week rotating through a variety of different charities. She has done this for the past two years and has tried to get others to follow her lead. Kerry Condon ("Better Call Saul") ("Rome"/HBO)
206. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/17
This C-list, basically retired actress, who is likely a B-list
celebrity
at the moment, is currently being sought after by a certain reality
show,
I’m being told. They think she’ll be a great addition and see it
as an opportunity to showcase her controversial nature.
207.
POPBITCH
03/17
Which 80s superstar vocalist turned up at Heathrow with the rest of his
band
– but couldn't get on the flight with them, as he'd brought his
daughter's
passport by mistake?
208. LAINEY
GOSSIP 03/17
This is about two different men. Their stories are not connected. But I
wonder
if they might want to find each other. Many of the first man’s secrets
and shortcomings have been widely publicised. The juicy sh-t however
remains
undercover. He had an affair with a very good, very famous friend, also
male.
And they get all sporty together. There has been speculation about them
for
years. At first I found it hard to believe. But recently two very good
sources
have confirmed it. The other man has a very beautiful girlfriend. And
it’s
been a while since he’s had a very young boyfriend. Getting wild with
young, ripped men has been a compulsion for him. But since she came
around,
he’s been able to deny those desires and has committed to straight
living.
It helps that there’s a payment plan. Multiple independent sources have
told me over the last week that the story going up and down her circle
is
that on the 15th of every month she receives a direct deposit amounting
to
almost a million dollars. So I suppose he sees it like an investment?
These
two are actually perfect for each other. And they’re not that far
removed.
Surely someone can make it happen.
First man: Cristiano Ronaldo /Enrique Iglesias; Tom Cruise/David
Beckham;
Ben Affleck/Tom Brady
Second man: Bradley Cooper
209. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/18
The offspring of this A-list entertainer is having gender issues, and
is
said to be contemplating a transition to the other gender. It’s all
hush-hush and it isn’t a ‘sure thing’ yet, but there’s
been a lot of discussion.
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy did not
stop
complaining the entire time she was forced to attend her husband’s
latest
movie premiere. She showed up because it was expected but several
people
who ran into her or the couple together reported how miserable she was
to
be there.
Sofia
Vergara/Joe Manganiello "Pee-wee's Big Holiday"
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#2**
This celebrity because of who she married and a brief reality show
appearance,
recently tried to kill herself in rehab. Doctors want her to stay for
an
entire year getting help. She definitely needs to do something.
Apparently
she came very close to dying. Kate Major (Michael Lohan)
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#3**
This now former Miss Universe (yes, she won her part of the world)
contestant
was born a man and only very recently transitioned.
Kristhielee
Caride "Miss Puerto Rico"
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
already has several kids, but has been trying to have one more. It has
been
a nightmare doing it the natural method with multiple miscarriages so
she
is breaking down to use IVF. Apparently it goes against her beliefs
which
is why it is so hard for her to use it now. Julia Roberts (her
mother
a Roman Catholic, and she was raised Catholic)
214.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#5**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress from Game Of Thrones
got
kicked out of the home she shares with her significant other when he
discovered
she was hooking up with a co-star from a movie she filmed. It was
supposedly
an on set thing, but now some indications it started up again during
the
press tour. Natalie Dormer/Anthony Byrne/Eoin Macken "The Forest"
215.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#6**
Well, if she went to rehab for drugs, then it certainly did not do the
job.
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show was
doing
lines of coke the other night. It has not been that long since she got
out
of rehab.
Hayden
Panettiere "Nashville"
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#7**
This A list bikini model is engaged to a former A+ lister. He cheats on
her
all the time, but I don’t know how he would feel about her being
topless
in a hot tub smoking joints with this A list rapper who competes with
Snoop
for most pot smoked each day. Competes, but never beats. Kate
Upton/Justin
Verlander/Wiz Khalifa; Hannah Davis/Derek Jeter/Wiz Khalifa
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#8**
This A list now mostly television actress who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee
drinks wine almost every hour she is awake. What she doesn’t do is eat.
She is a mess. I’m glad she has a nanny. Melissa McCarthy
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#9**
The publisher for this former B list mostly television actor from that
hit
network show now off the air, chastised the actor for some comments he
made
on social media. Our actor is now a children’s book author and the
publisher
says the former actor should refrain from making comments that are not
consistent
with being an author of children’s books.
Actor:
Chris
Colfer
Show: "Glee"
Instagram post:
"The
moment you realize you’re the only bottom in the bar!"
Children’s books:
"The
Land of Stories"
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#10**
These one night flings are becoming more commonplace for this married
A-/B+
list mostly movie actor from an acting family. The actor, who has a
franchise,
although a smallish one, hooked up with this foreign born
singer/actress
who is also married and hasn’t had a hit in awhile. They recently
co-starred
together in a movie but really never interacted until doing press for
the
movie.
Actor: Jason Bateman
Franchise: "Horrible Bosses"
Singer/actress: Shakira
Movie:
"Zootopia"
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#11**
This newly engaged reality star is all about the press and being famous
whether
his pretend wife to be cares or not or even comes along. He is so
thirsty
for fame I don’t know how he sleeps at night knowing he might have
missed
a camera during the day.
Ben
Higgins "The Bachelor"
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#12**
A little interview last week between this A list foreign born former
boy
bander and a celebrity couple who are looking for a new male threesome
partner.
Harry
Styles ("One Direction")/Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18 **#13**
This happened about a decade ago. Within a year on either side. It all
started
when the daughter of this A+ list mostly movie actor visited the set
where
her father was shooting. She was in high school at the time and brought
along
with her one of her best friends. The two hung around all day and into
the
night. At some point, the daughter went off to see some shot being set
up
because she had some designs on getting a tiny part in the movie. She
left
behind her friend who was wandering around and ended up back at the
trailer
of the A+ lister. According to her, the A+ lister decided to take a
shower
and the teen asked if she should leave. The dad/A+ lister said no,
there
was no need. After the shower, the dad came out wearing just a towel
and
started telling the teen how attractive she was and how he had noticed
her
when she came over to the house. He sat down next to her on the couch
and
the next thing you know they were having sex. When they finished, he
told
her she should go in case anyone came looking for him. As the teen and
the
daughter of the A+ lister were leaving that night, the A+ lister handed
her
an envelope with $1000 inside and told her she should keep everything
to
herself. A week went by and the teen was at school when she got a call
from
the dad asking her to come to the set. He said he wanted to talk to
her.
So, after school he sent a car for her and she went to the set. Again,
they
ended up having sex and again he gave her $1000. While she was there on
set,
the actor introduced her to this now A list mostly movie actor who
sucks
at acting. Back then, he was just starting out even though he was A
list
at something other than acting. The dad told the A lister that the teen
was
a lot of fun and they should hang out. The next thing you know, the
teen
was having sex with the A lister and afterwards he gave her $1000 too.
A
few days later she was asked back to the set by the A+ lister. They had
sex
again and she was paid again and afterwards he introduced her to this B
list
mostly movie actor with booze and anger issues. Once again the A+
lister
introduced her by saying she was a lot of fun. The teen ended up having
sex
with this actor too, but he didn’t pay her. Apparently this fact got
back to the A+ lister who threatened to beat up the actor if he didn’t
pay. Shortly thereafter he did pay. An interesting side note is that
this
non-paying actor ended up dating the teen for almost two years.
Throughout
the course of the movie, the teen was introduced to other actors and
even
a producer of the movie. Each time she was paid $1000 or even more in a
couple
of cases. When the movie ended, the A+ lister took her aside and gave
her
$25,000 and told her she had been great, but that he wouldn’t be
speaking
to her again. This also went for his daughter who suddenly cut off
contact
with the teen and never spoke to her again. The teen had offers from
many
of the actors she hooked up with on the set, but she turned them all
down
when she started dating the nonpaying actor.
Movie: "Alpha Dog" (2006)
A+ list actor: Bruce Willis
Daughter: Rumer Willis (17 or 18)
Actor who sucks at acting: Justin Timberlake (singer)
B list actor: Emile Hirsch
(charged
with aggravated assault after getting into an altercation with
Paramount
executive Daniele Bernfeld on January 25, 2015 at the Tao Nightclub in
Park
City)
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#1**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from a franchise has a drinking
problem
that onsite producers were trying to hide from the studio. That is
going
to be a lot more difficult now with the questions that are being asked.
The
local government has some questions too about failure to report
incidents
in which he was involved.
Dylan
O’Brien "Maze Runner: The Death Cure"
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#2**
Apparently there is a story floating around in the past week that this
oft
troubled comedian accidentally killed a woman he brought home. Our
comedian
got rough and things got out of hand and she was killed. He had a
couple
of people hide the body, and now one of those people is talking because
they
got busted for something else.
Katt
Williams
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#3**
This former A list television and movie actress still has not learned
her
lesson. She has been reduced back to the lowest level of on screen
acting
and she still was a pain to everyone on the set.
Katherine
Heigl
(Cat's
Pride Fresh & Light Ultimate Care kitty litter
commercial)
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/19 **#4**
This kneepadding website that makes People look like the Enquirer is
fully
on board with this B-/C+ list actor who is the offspring of a permanent
A+
list actor. The website prints the lies about the offspring having a
girlfriend.
In exchange they get photos of his "relationship."
Patrick
Schwarzenegger (Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#1**
You have to give them bonus points for the sheer brilliance of the
move.
What better way to make it seem like a couple is dating than to have
someone
"hack" the vacation photos. The thing is though, even when they were
pretending
for the cameras, no one buys it. On either side. Both of them just need
to
be honest with themselves and others.
Kendall
Jenner/Harry Styles
228.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#2**
For several years, this A+ list mostly movie actor who was married to a
former
A+ lister, was banned from doing military base visits because he kept
aggressively hitting on all of the women whether they were married or
not.
229.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#3**
She once was an A list mostly television actress on a hit network show.
She
was always the one people forgot about in the show. She also did a lot
of
modeling. A lot of drug use at the peak of her career has caused mental
and
emotional issues for the former actress and she does not have long to
live.
Kristen Johnston "3rd Rock from the Sun"
230.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20 **#4**
This B+ list mostly television actress trying desperately to keep her
show
on the air for another season specifically did a bunch of press on her
birthday
after passing on other days just to make sure she got extra birthday
wishes
and presents.
Eva
Longoria "Telenovela"
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#1**
Talk about a waste of money. This A list mostly television actor who
stars
in a hit almost television show and has an Academy Award win/nomination
is
really deep in the closet. The thing is, everyone knows this. So, why
on
earth is he paying a team of people thousands of dollars a month to
comment
on articles and photos about how straight he is. It is ridiculous. Kevin
Spacey "House of Cards"
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#2**
This B list foreign born actor was headed to A list, but no one likes
working
with him. This is not just actor/director conflict but actor/actor and
actor/actress conflict. No one likes him. As a result, his production
has
come to a screeching halt. He still has not lost his taste for being
abusive
to girlfriends either. His most recent one must have got a nice big
check
to say nice things about him after their split.
Actor:
Alex
Pettyfer
Director:
D.J.
Caruso "I Am Number Four"
Actor:
Channing
Tatum "Magic Mike"
Actress:
Dianna
Agron
Production:
"Diamond
Dogs" or
"Cali"
Girlfriend:
Marloes
Horst
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#3**
This closeted B- list former television actor on a hit network show
dropped
the beard for a couple of nights to hang out with his openly gay former
employer.
If things went well during the overnight visit, I guess he will land a
new
television role. Darren Criss "Glee"/Ryan Murphy
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actress does not have many friends. Oh, she
has
people who are close to her that she pays to work for her but she does
not
have that many friends. It may be why most of the guests at recent big
event
held in her honor were all there because of her husband’s work rather
than being her friends.
Reese
Witherspoon/Jim Toth
(40th
birthday attendees)
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#5**
This B- list mostly movie actor is the straight to DVD/On Demand king.
No,
seriously, he is. The guy whips out ten movies a year just because the
press
can say as seen in the movie ______________ which is one of the biggest
hits
of all time and isn’t Lord Of The Rings which every actor seems to have
starred. It is like East Enders at this point. Anyway, our actor has
been
piling on the pounds and seeing a man which must be awkward for his
long
time significant other.
Billy
Zane ("Titanic")
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#6**
The girlfriend of this former A+ list tweener actor turned A-/B+ list
mostly
movie actor went on a social media purge. The thing is though, the
purge
was on his social media accounts. She went in and had him stop
following
all of the actresses he is working with on his latest movie and some of
the
actresses from his recent movies too.
Zac
Efron/Sami Miro
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#7**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner
swallowed his pride this weekend to attend an event that also featured
that
momager aka Satan. Our actor drew the line though at posing for a photo
with
her or her offspring or getting anywhere near them.
Al
Pacino/Kris Jenner "Daily Front Row Fashion Los Angeles Awards Private
Dinner
Hosted By Eva Chow And Carine Roitfeld"
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#8**
The offspring of this drug addled mess of an actress who is an Academy
Award
winner/nominee is mom’s favorite because of his drug addiction. It
wouldn’t shock me if they use together.
Tatum
O’Neal/Sean McEnroe
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#9**
The manager of this A+ list singer is keeping her supplied with
prescription
drugs and enabling her addiction to keep her under the manager’s thumb.
Mariah
Carey
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#10**
After a long stint of sobriety, this senior citizen from a permanent A+
list
foreign band is back on drugs in a big way. Probably not the best time
in
his life to be doing so. Oh, and the rest of the band would kick him
out
in a second. Ronnie Wood "The Rolling Stones" (expecting twins with
his
wife)
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#11**
This former A list tweener turned B list actress who finally had a tiny
bit
of success in a one off television project is cheating on her actor
boyfriend
while filming a pilot outside the country.
Vanessa
Hudgens ("Grease Live!") ("Powerless" filming in Vancouver)/Austin
Butler
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#12**
Apparently all of the extracurricular activities were just too much and
the
wife of this late night talk show host has left him. Nancy
Juvonen/Jimmy
Fallon
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21 **#13**
This actor is foreign born. A- list probably. It is not that he is
doing
all that much right now or that any of his recent efforts have been
that
successful, but he is prolific. Our actor is also just as well known
for
things he does in entertainment outside of acting. He had one massive
hit
that left him filthy rich. He has followed that initial success with a
variety
of projects as producer and actor that have, for the most part failed.
He
is always trying though. One of the things he loves doing is writing a
new
script for a pilot and then sending out a very wide nest for castings.
Not
through a traditional casting process. For scripts he thinks have a
chance
at succeeding, he does go through proper routes. For those iffy scripts
though
he has an assistant set up casting calls. All of these scripts call for
nudity
and sex scenes. He is definitely looking for a certain someone for
these
sessions. He then schedules the auditions several hours apart and makes
it
very clear to the actresses reading for the non-existent part that they
will
have to have sex with him if they have any hopes of landing the part.
He
usually waits to do this while they are running through the sex scene
together.
He has a bedroom attached to his office and he will keep repeating the
process
throughout the day until he has sex with sometimes four or five women a
day.
This is something he likes to do every month or so. Ricky Gervais
or Stephen
Merchant "The Office"
244. SANDRA
ROSE 03/21
The son of a very well known pop icon (mother) and a media mogul
(father)
is nearly 5 years old and still wearing Pull Ups. The issue may have to
do
with the child’s stubbornness and refusal to potty train. Sources say
the nannies are instructed not to force the boy to potty train. They
are
to let him potty train on his own schedule.
(photo)
Thalía/ Tommy Mottola
245. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/21
There’s much speculation about who will join the cast of this
long-running
hit show. Much of the loyal fandom have been campaigning for their
favourites
and pleading for producers to consider their choices, but we here at
The
Gossip Life have learned that the spot has already been filled and it’s
going to be controversial considering the criticism aimed at the
company
that airs the show. We hinted at the identity of the radio actress who
made
the false sexual assault claim, but unfortunately we can’t do the same
this time. All we can tell you is to expect controversy and it should
be
revealed soon-ish, so stay tuned and grab some multicoloured, diverse
popcorn
for the backlash.
"Doctor
Who"/Pearl Mackie
(Pearl
Mackie’s First Interview as Doctor
Who‘s
New Companion)
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#1**
I love how this daytime talk show host loves to pretend she didn’t
start
hooking up with her current celebrity boyfriend while he was still
living
at home with his wife. It is not the first time. Honestly it probably
won’t
be the last because she will dump the guy when his wife takes all his
money.
Adrienne
Bailon ("The Real")/Israel Houghton
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#2**
Why yes, that was this Teen Mom smearing lipstick all over her face at
a
restaurant while trying to talk to fans. Luckily for her she was
hustled
out of there before everyone knows how bad her drug problem is. She
really
needs some help.
Leah
Messer
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor has two things on television
right
now and is everywhere. He is also cheating on his just started dating
girlfriend.
The actor hits on anything and everything.
John
Stamos/Caitlin McHugh
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#4**
The sister of this dead A lister is being paid by tabloids to be their
source
for stories whether they are true or not and it is really hurting the
process
of getting to the truth. Whatever you tell her to say, she will. She
needs
the money.
Lana
Wood
(Natalie
Wood’s sister confronts Robert Wagner)
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#5**
Here is a riddle. Perhaps the A list reality star subject of the riddle
will
read it and realize the answer. Don’t look up in the tree for things
that are missing. You want to look at the branch right next to you.
Yes,
right next to you. You might want to check the source of funds for a
recent
project. The story seems so plausible, but just peel back a layer or
two
and you will find the truth. You need to stop wearing the rose colored
glasses.
You’re welcome.
A
list reality star: Kim Kardashian
Tree:
Kris Jenner
Branch:
Kanye
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#6**
This closeted married A list rapper and fading fast is like a kid in
the
candy store because he has hundreds of men to choose from this week
when
they audition for a new project. Only the ones who can keep quiet and
have
sex with the rapper will get hired. Kanye West
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#7**
This B list mostly television actress who was in that franchise, must
be
taking lessons from Ryan Reynolds. Change a story to fit the situation.
The
actress has a new line she says is inspired by one thing. The problem
is
she used to say it was inspired by her now ex husband.
Nikki
Reed "Twilight"
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#8**
This foreign born mostly television actor starred in a long running
medical
show. I’m not sure his wife would appreciate the hooker he met while
traveling through Eastern Europe and installed in an apartment around
the
corner from the marital home. Apparently he is not paying her as much
as
he was when she first arrived and is reaching out to tabloids.
Actor: Goran Visnjic
Medical show: "E.R."
Show in Eastern Europe: "Crossing Lines" (filmed in Czech Republic,
Croatia,
Bulgaria)
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#9**
Look for the divorce announcement in the next couple of weeks for this
openly
gay A- list actor. Apparently the actor just can’t stop cheating and
it is becoming embarrassing. Matt Bomer (Simon Halls); John
Barrowman
(Scott Gill)
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#10**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is still technically married. She is
also
trying to keep her new boyfriend a secret. This week her car was about
to
be towed from a place where it would have been very difficult to
explain
its presence. For the first time I can ever remember, a tow truck
driver
was convinced to put the car back down. Apparently there was also a
$1400
bribe which is how much cash she had on her. Jennifer Garner
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#11**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who will regain the spot once
his
never ending franchise has its next release took over the makeup
counter
at Barney’s and proceeded to give himself a makeover. He spent about
$700 on makeup he used at the counter but did not take with him.
Johnny
Depp "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales"
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#12**
The opening act does not usually bad mouth the headliner. They
especially
don’t do it in front of the headliner and then pull out a gun. Such
is the tour this A+ list singer has got themselves into.
Rihanna/Travis
Scott
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22 **#13**
It has been awhile since you thought of this person. By thinking of
her,
I mean having her enter your brain when you saw her on a program
talking
about her past. If you are of a certain age or enjoy reruns she was a
part
of your weekly life. For a few years. She disappeared like so many
actresses
her age. There was not much more for her after her early success other
than
made for tv movies and a failed pilot or three. Still out there trying
to
earn a living as an actress she has dropped to C+ list. I might be
willing
to give you B- just because of the show and her past but to anyone who
has
not seen her show or known of her past it is C+ for sure. A couple of
years
ago she was forced to take a break from acting because no one would
hire
her. She looked like death. Her issues coming back. Not drugs. Almost
as
devastating to her health though. She said she fought back and landed a
role.
A decent comeback role. Some schlock where she in the top ten of
billing.
You take what you can get though at this point. The thing is when she
was
filming, they had to reduce her part. Significantly. Her issues were
front
and center. She was so weak she could barely stand some days. People on
the
set seriously thought they would find her dead whenever they went to
knock
on her trailer. She needs help. People are trying to help but are
having
no luck. Unless she gets help within the next few months, she will die.
259. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/22
This A-list actress refuses to wear the make-up necessary for a role
she
plays. At first, she claimed it was due to allergies, and when the
make-up
team offered her an alternative, her agent told the producers that it
all
hides her appearance too much and that it effects the marketability of
the
series and the actress. The worst part of it all? None of these
excuses/reasons
existed during the filming of first installment of the series when our
actress
wasn’t such a big star. Jennifer Lawrence (Raven/Mystique "X-Men:
Apocalypse")
(poster)
260. LAINEY
GOSSIP 03/22
It’s the hookup everyone wants. On paper, it’s ideal. Sweetheart
loves home, in more ways than one. Indeed, a couple of months ago, she
was
supposedly still hanging out at his place. But around the same time she
was
also seen in a foreign country, sightseeing…and seeing someone else?
Her close friends are saying she’s actually not dating the guy you want
her to be dating. Their answer about her love life involves a man with
a
sexy accent who happens to live in the aforementioned foreign country.
And
her trip there was to see him, spend time with him. And they definitely
hung
out during award season. Which is why she doesn’t mind that you think
she’s with someone else. Because then she can hide what’s really
going on for a lot longer.
Sweetheart: Rachel McAdams
Hookup everyone wants:
Taylor
Kitsch
Sexy accent guy:
Diogenes
Vazquez
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#1**
This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor from the school franchise
let
his girlfriend find out he was cheating on her when she saw the naked
pictures
of his new girlfriend. Oh, the naked girlfriend was with the actor in
the
photos.
Tom
Felton ("Harry Potter" )/
Olivia
Jade
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#2**
This former A+ list tweener turned strung out A list singer needs rehab
but
needs the tour money more. Everyone is just trying to keep him upright
for
the length of the tour and then he will go on "vacation."
Justin
Bieber
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#3**
Speaking of the subject in #2, he once hooked up with a Victoria’s
Secret
model who was looking for some publicity. She got it, but couldn’t make
it stick. She has a plan now though and is fully on board the fake
girlfriend
thing for another former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer.
Justin
Bieber/Barbara
Palvin/Nick
Jonas
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#4**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is aging and an Academy
Award
winner is filming a new movie. Originally he was supposed to go out of
town
to film but made producers film all of his shots close to home. Too
much
cheating in his marriage and his wife threatened to divorce him if he
filmed
away from home.
Actor: Robert De Niro
Wife: Grace Hightower
Movie: "The Comedian" filmed in Queens, New York City, New York
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#5**
This A list rapper/part-time reality star is going to have a huge
argument
with his celebrity wife when she finds out he got a groupie pregnant.
T.I.
aka Tip/Tiny
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#6**
The married CEO of a huge makeup conglomerate is hooking up with this
B+
list mostly movie actress who comes from an acting family that does not
really
act any longer except for her. Elizabeth Olsen
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actor on a long running almost network
show
never has any money for his non money making opportunities and wants
his
fans to cover those. For his money making money opportunities he always
has
plenty of money kicking around. When he makes a bundle though, none of
it
goes to the charity stuff. That is what fans are for.
Ian
Somerhalder "Vampire Diaries"
(The
Ian Somerhalder Foundation)
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#8**
KINDNESS: This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network
show
only gets this high on the list because she is also the lead in a
multiple
season cable show. Very quietly, our actress who has been in the news
frequently
despite her very young age has been making visits to children in
hospitals
and acting out scenes from her cable show and also singing to them. I
have
yet to see her trying to get any publicity, despite the amount of time
she
spends doing it every month.
Ariel
Winter ("Modern Family") (voice of Sofia on Disney’s "Sofia the
First")
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#9**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is about to hit A list
hard.
While doing press for her new movie she has two bodyguards assigned to
her
24/7 because of threats on her life. Not the stalker kind, but
political.
Apparently this is not the first time she has been threatened.
Actress:
Gal Gadot
Movie: Diana Prince/Wonder Woman "Batman v Superman: Dawn of
Justice"
Political threats:
Israel
Gaza Crisis
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#10**
This B- list mostly television actor is not in a position to be causing
trouble
on this ABC hit show. So, maybe next time he should not have a stripper
hanging
out in his trailer all day or outside of his trailer smoking wearing
next
to nothing.
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#11**
Another day another woman for this significant other of a Spice Girl.
She
doesn’t seem to care. Victoria "Posh Spice"/David Beckham
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#12**
This foreign born oddly named singer that has a name similar to FKA
Twigs
in some respects was screaming in her hotel room for hours. Loud
horrible
screams and wouldn’t stop. Some kind of reaction to medication but the
hotel had to comp the rooms of everyone on her floor. Charli XCX
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23 **#13**
There is a new breed of stars out there who have more followers and
make
more money than many of the people who you watch on your television
screens
each night. One thing that doesn’t make them different is they can be
predators. In this particular case, they can be even worse than any
story
about any actor you have heard. Because so many of these stars fly
under
the radar of tabloids or TMZ or paps, they get away with a whole lot
more
bad behavior. Disturbing behavior. Part of the problem is their fans
tend
to be younger. Teens for the most part. Think of these guys as boy
banders
but who do most of their interacting with fans over social media
including
videos. One of the most popular YouTubers/Viners out there is young.
His
female fan base is even younger. If he posts anything on social media
it
is liked or retweeted or viewed up to 100K times in under an hour. That
is
a lot of influence. One of them has a thing he likes to do. He will
follow
random fans. The fans think the selections are random but they aren’t.
He scours through them looking for female teens that catch his eye. He
then
researches their interactions online about him. If he likes what he
sees,
he reaches out to them. Implores them to be quiet about what he is
doing
with them. He then sends out messages on Twitter he says are for them,
but
are in reality for the 20-30 teens he is playing with at any one time.
He
makes these in many cases underage teens undress and make videos for
him.
He never chats with them on cam but makes them do these things solo and
then
send everything to a DropBox account that is anonymous. On visits to
their
city he will hook up with them in person and have sex with them. Many
of
the teens he has sex with are underage but are willing to do anything
to
be with him. He is using his influence for evil. This has been going on
for
well over a year, if not almost two years. While he was doing something
mainstream not that long ago, he was juggling several of these teens
all
in one location. One, who was 16, got pregnant. He told her to get an
abortion
and to lie about who got her pregnant. She got the abortion. Once she
did,
he told her they should stop talking for awhile. Apparently she tried
to
commit suicide. The guy is awful. I’m not sure I have ever heard of
someone so awful in the entertainment industry. The guy is destroying
lives
all while being lauded as this up and coming superstar who is going to
change
the face of entertainment.
274. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/23
This is a meta blind item, but I think it’s worthy of your attention.
As some of you may know, the people involved in The Gossip Life are
actually
in the journalism/show business industry, mostly UK/LA-based. We’re
not outsiders primarily relying on inside sources (although like every
good
journalist we do have our sources) and this has given an insight into
how
the industry is reacting to us. At first, we were dismissed as another
‘fake gossip site’ but as our blind items broke in the mainstream
press as news stories we gained more and more credibility, and more and
more
enemies… HBO, for example, is believed to hate us for revealing the
shit storm that is Westworld, and I hear blames us for ‘starting off
an investigation by one of the trades that led to a huge article.’
Several
little bratty actresses have been known to complain about us, too, but
there’s one specific A-list producer that really despises us, and has
been working very hard on trying to discover our real identities and
‘exactly who we work for’. We thought we’d take this opportunity
just to say ‘Hi!’ to them. It shouldn’t be too hard to guess
when you look at our past revealed items.
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#1**
In addition to contributing to ruining a marriage, this daytime talk
show
host has also been receiving $20,000 a month from her new married
boyfriend
for "expenses."
Adrienne
Baillon
(Israel
Houghton)
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#2**
This former A list tweener actor turned A-/B+ list actor is cheating on
the
woman he calls his girlfriend with a cast member in his new movie.
Zac
Efron/Sami Miro/PROBABLY: Kelly Rohrbach ("Baywatch")
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#3**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor who was not that great in a
recent
play is spending a lot of favors to help his wife. Apparently, despite
her
being a not that great singer, she has him calling in favors to get her
a
record deal. Oh, and not with an unknown label. She wants a big label.
With
a big advance. She will keep it for herself. Or give it to her
boyfriend.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter/sculptor Conrad Shawcross
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#4**
While the mom/wannabe reality star was earning a couple of grand by
spending
some time with a guy, she left her child with this former A list
reality
star from multiple shows who now is tuning into Howard Hughes minus the
money
and the long hair and fingernails.
Blac
Chyna/Rob Kardashian (and look how it all turned out)
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#5**
This DJ/producer/sometime singer from an entertainment family that
covers
the spectrum makes his girlfriend cover from head to toe when they go
out
to hide all the rope burn marks she has on her body. They like to play
rough.
He just doesn’t want anyone to know.
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#6**
This former A list singer in a group is foreign born. She literally has
only
done singing in that group which is permanently A list despite their
limited
productivity the past decade. She told some friends the other night
that
after a date and sex with this permanent A list athlete that she turned
him
down for a second date because he wasn’t that good in bed. So, he
started
dating another singer in the band and got married.
Emma
Bunton/"Baby Spice" ("Spice Girls")/David Beckham/Victoria "Posh
Spice"
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#7**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor who is an Academy Award winner
got
slapped the other night at a club when he tried to snort coke off a
woman.
He didn’t even ask her first. The sad thing is, because he is on a hit
show, several other women volunteered.
Cuba
Gooding Jr. (O. J. Simpson "American Crime Story")
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#8**
Speaking of coke, this foreign born former A list singer in her own
country
who is oft married and with a never ending change of last names was
spotted
doing several lines of coke the other night at a club. Guess that whole
marriage
made her do it. Cheryl Ann Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#9**
This foreign born, current A list singer with the unusually spelled
name
had several hundred texts and voice mail messages come from this very
whacked
out A+ list singer to his phone. It was so bad that he pulled out of a
lucrative
set of gigs with her because he wanted no part of the train wreck.
The
Weeknd/Rihanna
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#10**
KINDNESS: Apparently in between making bad movies and sleeping with
every
woman in Hollywood and beyond, this foreign born A list mostly movie
actor
does some good. The actor has a soft spot in his heart for surfing and
started
two separate camps for underprivileged kids to learn how to surf and
even
for some, be in the ocean for the first time. The actor donated the
surfboards,
wetsuits and pays for all the salaries of the instructors who hold the
camps
throughout the summer.
Gerard
Butler
(starred
in surfing movie "Chasing Mavericks")
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#11**
KINDNESS: This very recent Academy Award winner/nominee was in Japan
promoting
the movie which made her a nominee/winner. Apparently there were a lot
of
fans crammed into a very tiny area to give our actress extra space.
When
two girls fell down in the front, our actress asked the barricade be
removed
and just let the fans swarm her. She stayed like that for an hour
signing
autographs and taking selfies.
Brie
Larson ("The Room")
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#12**
This pint sized now former reality star is cheating on her husband
again.
It isn’t like he doesn’t do it all the time. Maybe this works for
them. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi/Jionni LaValle
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24 **#13**
You really do not want to get involved with this guy. This foreign born
B+
list model who is celebrity offspring and would be relatively unknown
here
in the US without being a celebrity offspring is hooked on heroin. A
year
ago she was full of life and everything looked bright and promising.
Now,
our model is wasting away to nothing. She has lost that spark that she
used
to have that got her work. She does not really look like a traditional
model
so her smile and her energy is what got her work. She has been losing
out
on jobs. Word has spread that she is strung out. Everyone blames the
guy
in her life. He is no stranger to the drug but seems to prefer getting
the
women in his life addicted, rather than doing much of it, if any
himself.
He likes the power and control it gives him over the women. They get
hooked
and then do what he wants to keep them supplied with the drug. He knows
they
won’t go looking for it on their own. They don’t know where to
go. He is their supplier. He is the one who makes the shakes go away.
Those
close to her have tried to get in between the couple, but with no
success.
She thinks he loves her. So far, her parents have no idea. She has been
avoiding
them. It is a sad situation and if nothing is done, she has a good
chance
of ending up dead. he doesn’t care. He will just move on to the next
one.
Guy:
Thomas Cohen (widower of Peaches Geldof who died of heroin
overdose)
Model:
Daisy Lowe
Parents:
Pearl Lowe and Gavin Rossdale
288.
POPBITCH
03/24
(British blog)
Which US pop star, famous since childhood, has been spotted on tour
buying
meth?
Selena
Gomez
289. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/24
This former B-list comedian’s income has dropped to under 6 figures
a year. It’s nowhere near what he used to earn and he’s struggling
to pay his bills. Bankruptcy filing soon, we predict.
Duane
Martin & Tisha Campbell-Martin
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#1**
Don’t give a pet to this Teen Mom 2 star. It will be killed. The
reality
star gets tired of the pets in the house so forces them outside. At
least
two have been killed in the past few months. Leah Messer
(kittens)
(malnourished
horse)
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#2**
Obviously someone needs to learn the value of photos. A woman got
photos
of this foreign born boy bander not in a boy band any longer, kissing
another
guy and sold the pics for $1000. To his people. She thought she was
cleaning
up. Apparently this was full blown making out but she bragged on
Twitter
about getting the $1000 like it was a huge deal. Zayn Malik "One
Direction"
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#3**
This a-hole of a singer happens to be pretty close to A list. He is an
awful
person but people keep buying his music. One thing he does have is a
list
of names and even some photos of these two daytime talk show hosts and
the
guys they slept with for money and which ones are/were married. One of
the
hosts apparently stopped when she got married. The other continues to
make
the majority of her money by doing it. Chris Brown/Tamar Braxton
(married)/Adrienne Bailon "The Real"
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#4**
The stage manager of this show is the go to person several times per
night
of this former A+ list singer turned full-time five show a week lip
syncher
for coke. He does it for free because he likes the access. Britney
Spears
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#5**
It makes sense that these two closeted actors are now more than just
friends.
They can keep the secret of each other. A former B+ list mostly movie
actor
from that franchise who couldn’t make it on his own and the just
starting
out actor celebrity offspring of an A+ lister.
Taylor
Lautner "Twilight"/Patrick Schwarzenegger
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#6**
How vain is this A+ list reality star? I think it is more like lazy.
Get
someone to stand in for her in B roll scenes who just happens to be way
more
thin. You get to be lazy and have a miracle weight loss.
Kim
Kardashian
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#7**
There she was again. On television talking about the evils of paps.
This
still married B+ list mostly movie actress with the recent box office
entrant
loves to complain, but she is the first one making contact to make sure
they
get photos of her everyday. She is also the one who gives "insider"
tips
to tabloids.
Jennifer
Garner
("Dr.
Oz" show)
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#8**
The wife of this foreign born celebrity chef/multiple reality show
participant
threw an entire basket of bread at the chef and screamed some not so
nice
language when he got a call and walked away from the table to answer
it.
Cheating again probably.
Curtis
Stone (wife kicked him out of car in 2014)
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#9**
This OITNB actress was working one of her side gigs and talked her way
out
of being arrested when she dumped the remaining vial of coke out in
front
of the undercover cop who was at the venue and confronted her.
Taryn
Manning (DJ for H&M party in Toronto)
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#10**
This B- list mostly television actor on an NBC show that was
surprisingly
renewed, sells drugs to the rest of the cast and crew. He did it on his
last
show too. It is why they kept him around.
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#11**
This couple on a large CBS drama are also a real life couple. The only
issue
is that he is married. Hey, the good news is she is not. Raza
Jaffrey
("Dr. Neal Hudson")/Bonnie Somerville ("Dr. Christa Lorenson")/"Code
Black"
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#12**
I guess this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award
winner/nominee/bad commercial maker and his wife came to some type of
deal.
They are getting along great. His cheating and drug use was causing
them
to split. Her wanting a career and him wanting her to stay home was an
issue.
They now each have someone who makes them happy and they stay together
for
the kid(s). Matthew McConaughey/Camila Alves
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/25 **#13**
#1 – This oft married, closeted A+ list mostly movie actor had a
boyfriend
as far back in high school. When that boyfriend decided to speak out
about
the relationship to a tabloid a decade ago he disappeared. No one has
seen
or heard from him since.
Tom
Cruise
#2- This former video vixen/model is still sleeping with her son. Stephanie Seymour
#3- I wish I could say it was an Easter Bunny costume, but it was actually a Donald Duck costume. This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner wore it on set one time and groped twenty to thirty women while in the costume. He said he was just having fun and that since he also touched guys that the women should "get over it." Our actor doesn’t work much these days.
#4 – This foreign born B list mostly movie actress
has a face you
know, but maybe not the name. She had a franchise for awhile and is
still
seen in flashbacks. After a big break she is back. On the set of her
new
film she said that back in the day she worked on a horror movie. It had
a
sequel or two. Anyway, she said that an actor on the set went crazy and
tried
to kill our actress with a scalpel from the set. He managed to cut her
twice
before he was knocked down. She still has the scars.
Actress:
Franka Potente
Franchise: "The Bourne Identity" and "The Bourne Supremacy"
New film: "The Conjuring 2"
Horror movie: "Anatomy" and "Anatomy 2"
303. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/25
This is just in from my WWE source. One of their upper mid carders is
quitting
to try his hand in MMA/UFC ("Ultimate Fighting Championship"). One of
their
top females is unhappy, claiming she wants to be pushed in the ring and
not
as a valet. There’s a lot of confusion at the moment since Shane
McMahon
returned to the company with no one in know about whether he’s going
to stick around as a performer or a suit. The WWE are said to be
bringing
back the brand split, however.
Quitting WWE for MMA/UFC:
Wade
Barrett
Female:
Catherine
Joy "C.J." Perry ("Lana")
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#1**
This B list always out of money and pretending he has more rapper likes
to
force women to take off their clothes and get naked while people close
to
him hold guns to their heads. 50 Cent
305.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#2**
It was supposed to be a reality series about preparing to get married.
This
A+ list singer is good at pretending though so maybe viewers will
believe
she is really planning to get married. Not going to happen though, not
anytime
soon, and definitely not in front of cameras.
Mariah
Carey
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#3**
Get ready to see that this religious cult is all inclusive. Well, if
you
are famous enough anyway with enough money. This multiple Grammy
nominee/winner
rapper is probably B+ list. He also is a huge fan of the cult, rapped
about
them on a hit, and when they found out, they rolled out the red carpet
and
private jets and have been making sure he feels wanted. They think it
will
do wonders for their image and bring in a brand new revenue stream.
Doug
E. Fresh
(Scientology)
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/26 **#4**
This superhero brought his teen barely barely barely legal girlfriend
to
the premiere. Considering she still lives at home, her parents came to
the
premiere too. Separately. The superhero’s family ignored them and
pretended
they didn’t exist.
Henry
Cavill/Tara King ("Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice")
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#1**
I think this A list rapper was disappointed that she was only offered
$50K
for four hours of sex with a guy while she was out of the country
performing.
She still took it, but was really disappointed.
Nicki
Minaj
(in
Dubai)
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#2**
It is all about the money for this Executive Producer/host. Politics is
not
going to get in the way of him making money from his best show. He
might
start huffing and puffing, but there won’t be any house blowing.
Executive Producer/host: Ryan Seacrest
Best show: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
Politics:
Kanye
West supports Donald Trump
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#3**
I’m not a fan of this B+ list model, wannabe talk show host/thirsty
for fame/frequent social media poster. That being said, she did not
deserve
all the trashing she took at a party thrown in her honor. Apparently
everyone,
and by everyone, I mean this A+ list reality star kept talking smack
about
how the whole thing was cheap and tacky. Yeah, like all the fucking
clothes
and everything else in her life we are all subjected to on a daily
basis,
that she thinks are so amazing because they come from that stupid fuck
who
blew all his money on a lame idea and has to bow down to the great and
powerful
Oz every five seconds.
B+
list: Chrissy Teigen
A+
list reality star: Kim Kardashian
Stupid
f*ck/powerful Oz: Kanye West/Jay Z
Event:
Baby
shower (served McDonald’s and Taco Bell)
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/27 **#4**
This foreign born B-/C+ list mostly movie actress had one good role.
Her
modeling keeps her in front of the cameras. Apparently her beyond rich
boyfriend
makes her have threesomes almost every night which she hates. She just
doesn’t want to not be famous or rich so puts up with it.
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#1**
It is not like this foreign born B- list mostly television actress who
has
struggled since her hit almost network show ended is hiding it. She
freely
admits she is being taken care of financially by her soon to be
husband/B
list comic actor who is literally old enough to be her grandfather if
there
was some Teen Mom type births involved. When he runs out of money lets
see
how long she stays.
Jessica
Lowndes ("90210")/Jon Lovitz
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#2**
His A list (combined) parents will probably think that their son is
just
exploring an alternate universe or some other whacked out kind of crap
when
they find out he is hooked on sizzurp. Worst celebrity parents? Jaden
(Will and Jada Pinkett Smith)
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#3**
Why yes, that was actor who has not had a hit show in decades at a
beach
taking pictures. The actor, who spawned an entire generation of fashion
in
the show which also starred a permanent B+ lister, was taking random
photos
of barely teen girls in bikinis on a beach. He usually does the same
thing
in Europe in the summer but with teens that are topless.
Actor: Philip Michael Thomas
Show: "Miami Vice"
B+ lister: Don Johnson
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#4**
Apparently, despite being a supposed critic, this critic is not above
taking
cash payouts from the organization he is criticizing to go after
certain
people.
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#5**
It does not appear that this A- list actress/B+ list singer/A+ list
everything
in her mind has given up entertaining for those who kill or have people
killed.
Our A+ lister in her mind took home a very pricey paycheck for a
performance
that was not just the one barely reported in the media.
Jennifer
Lopez
(wedding
of Russian billionaire Mikhail Gutseriev’s son Said)
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#6**
It looks like the late night talk show host has found himself another
closeted
athlete. This one is married with kid(s). Andy Cohen "Watch What
Happens
Live"
318.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#7**
That ingenue singer who never seems to release anything new but still
keeps
her fame has been having plastic surgery here and there and has been
trying
to show it off but no one seems to notice. So, she went to a party this
weekend
and made it clear to everyone what she had done and made sure she said
it
repeatedly until people gave her compliments.
Lana
Del
Rey/Lady
Gaga’s birthday party
319.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#8**
This former tweener actress turned singer, turned bad actress, turned
performance
artist, turned soon to be reality star, hit on this A list model but
the
model was not having any of it. She does not want to lose her second
chance
with the A+ list singer after so long apart. Miley Cyrus/Karlie
Kloss/Taylor
Swift
320.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28 **#9**
It probably won’t be long. The entire empire is going to crumble. The
empire is not what it used to be. Sure, there are some shows on the
air,
but not like the old days when there were a handful all at once. People
are
very leery of working with this company because of the potential for
bad
things to happen. See, things are not like they were before. There was
not
social media at the height of their power. Tween actors had no voice.
They
did what they were told and kept quiet or they were fired from the
show.
Parents loved the easy life, so in some cases were culpable or turned a
blind
eye. Most of the time though they just were nonexistent They just
picked
up their kid at the end of the day and did what they were told too. In
more
recent shows, there has been social media so they had to choose more
carefully.
They only selected the most hungry, the most willing to do anything to
achieve
fame. If someone tried to step out of line, then those lucrative side
projects
suddenly disappeared and they were just another tweener who never made
it
beyond the tween years. Things have changed now though. What sounded
like
a good idea at the time is turning into a nightmare. Long removed from
the
thumb and with no careers to protect any longer, many of these female
tweeners
from a long gone show are starting to speak out. The reason? The sudden
interest
in the show has people searching out members to discuss their
experiences.
Not a good combination if you want to keep your secrets. There have
been
two that have started to talk and there are plenty more which will lead
to
more not only from that show, but many others. It is the beginning of
the
end.
Empire: Nickelodeon
Show:
"All
That"
Tweener:
Angelique
Bates
321. MR.
X 03/28 **#1**
I’m getting sick of these two carrying out their fake feud. The guest
of honor appeared at her suppose foe’s birthday party a few days ago,
he returned the favor by showing up at her bash and presenting her with
a
expensive gift. Photogs were made to sign non disclosure agreements not
to
snap pics of these two partying. Perez Hilton/Lady Gaga
322. MR.
X 03/28 **#2**
Everyone was shocked at this B-list singer’s appearance last night,
she’s had more work done on her face and its left her with Lisa Rinna
lips.
Elle
Goulding
323. MR.
X 03/28 **#3**
This foreign born pop diva, who is probably B-list in the US but A-list
overseas,
only had her closeted fiance accompany her when she entered and exited
the
event venue. She was there to meet her real boyfriend, a married
businessman.
Kylie
Minogue/ Joshua Sasse (Lady Gaga’s birthday)
324. MR.
X 03/28 **#4**
What closeted former tweener turned successful solo artist’s boyfriend
got into a fight with the PR person of the actress/celeb spawn who has
been
trying to be the singer’s new beard? It almost got physical, and
security
had to separate the two before the first punch was thrown. Yes, she was
there
last night as well but the singer basically ignored her.
Nick
Jonas/Kate Hudson
325.
RADAR
ONLINE 03/28
In a bombshell claim, a male massage therapist named Edward, whose full
identity
is being withheld, told RadarOnline.com he arranged rubdowns that
included
a sexual "happy ending" for John Travolta and another top A-list
married
male star. Edward believes the gay encounters will rock two marriages —
Travolta’s to former model Kelly Preston and the other between the
unnamed
former Oscar contender, whom Radar has chosen not to name, and a woman
well
known in the entertainment industry. Edward helps run a sex service
called
"Man 2 Man Massage," which he described as "a roving gang of unlicensed
massage
therapists who specialize in ‘gay’ sexual favors. All the men who
use the service realize that they are going to get a lot more than a
massage!"
The unnamed star’s shocking encounter took place at Miami’s Four
Seasons in 2011. Radar gave the masseur a polygraph test about that
session
and the man passed. According to the masseur, "since [the star] didn’t
resist, the subject proceeded to masturbate him and then performed oral
sex
on him. I had gay sex with him and he was very comfortable with it."
Though
reps for both stars vehemently denied the claims in this story, Edward
claimed
to Radar that he’s also arranged massages for 62-year-old Travolta,
whose marriage to Preston, 53, has been repeatedly rocked by reports of
Travolta’s gay double life. In May 2012, two male masseurs filed sexual
battery suits against Travolta in federal court. Travolta’s attorney
vehemently denied the claims, but more men came forward with similar
accusations.
326. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/28
Several plans are in the works to save this film series. The studio
executives
feel as if they’ve tried so hard to get it off the ground, only for
continuous failure or flops. Although they expect to make bank on their
latest
shot, the reviews are humiliating, especially in comparison to their
rivals.
A plan is to offer one of their A-list actors the opportunity to take
over
as the creative head of the series, but several of the lower executives
believe
he can’t handle the pressure right now and they should stick with their
current creative head. Another plan is to alter the dark tone to a
lighter
one. It’s pure chaos at this studio right now.
Film
series: "Batman"
A-list
actor: Ben Affleck
Studio:
Warner Brothers
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#1**
This is what happens when you pay someone to do your show who is doing
drugs.
They love they got paid so much to do the reality show but doing drugs
is
way more important than the show. At this point, everyone is just
trying
to cover for her because it is going to look horrible for the show if
she
gets busted using or buying before her run on the show ends.
Mischa
Barton "Dancing With the Stars"
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#2**
The B+ list actress wife of this A+ list actor spent a lot of time
trying
to stop her husband from talking about his faith to some actor friends.
She
also tries to hide his politics. Hey, she hides her drugs from him, so
it
is all good. Anna Faris/Chris Pratt
(conservative
Christian)
(erected
giant cross on Easter Sunday)
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#3**
The wife of this really good looking A-/B+ list singer told her husband
if
she had a child she wanted a staff to watch the child because nothing
was
going to stop her from going out shopping and lunching during the day
and
clubbing at night. Apparently she got what she asked for. I’m guessing
at some point when the child is old enough to shop they might spend
some
time together.
Adam
Levine/Behati Prinsloo
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#4**
This money sounding former A+ list rapper turned A- lister and barely
hanging
on pulled a gun on a woman the other day he thought was disrespecting
him.
Well, actually he had a guy with him pull the gun. The same guy had
been
probably pulling the rapper’s gun earlier in the evening if you know
what I mean. Our rapper made the woman apologize by showing her breasts
before
he would let her get on with her life. 50 Cent
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#5**
This out of work former B list pro athlete who is only getting that
high
because of who he is dating, might want to check if he is still dating
the
A list mostly television actress because she was sucking face with
another
guy recently.
Kelvin
Hayden/Taraji P. Henson
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actor is definitely weight challenged. He
hates
losing weight but finally found a doctor willing to do lap band
surgery.
Now he has lost all the weight he wanted. I don’t think he understands
he will gain it all back if he keeps eating and boozing at the levels
he
used to.
Jonah
Hill
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#7**
So, you are married to an A+ lister. You have a gorgeous home with him.
Why
on earth would you have a big event somewhere else? Oh yeah, because
the
other place is owned by your "ex" who you seem very close to. Didn’t
you have dinner at your ex’s hotel while out of the country and again
in this country while on "business."
Amal
Clooney/George
Clooney/Shervin
Pishevar
(Hillary
Clinton fundraiser)
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#8**
This former A- list talk show host was just along for the ride as cover
so
that this foreign born A list celebrity could spend some time with her
girlfriend
and make it look like a girls weekend. I always find it fascinating
that
the celebrity makes such a big deal of new boyfriends or engagements
but
we never see the fallout, just the new guys again and again while
actually
being with the same woman for a very long time.
Chelsea
Handler/Maria Sharapova
335.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#9**
This A list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show is
married.
The reformed cheater has been awfully shaky recently. People have been
worried
about her. It could be the booze. No one has seen her like this since
all
the cheating.
Claire
Danes ("Homeland")/Hugh Dancy
336.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#10**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who continues to slip as
her
franchise fades into the distance might be pro-female, but apparently
will
never date a man of color. She only wants lily white. Emma Watson
"Harry
Potter"
337.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#11**
I don’t know if this washed up musician just wants the world to think
his sperm is amazing so keeps spreading stories, but this former A+
list
mostly movie actress turned A-/B+ list actress who will take what you
give
her is not pregnant. Never ever ever.
Benji
Madden/Cameron Diaz
338.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#12**
Some goons of this A list movie director paid a visit to a guy’s house.
The guy, who hooked up with the director once started talking. You
don’t
talk. They made their point. Bryan Singer
339.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29 **#13**
Remember when Michael Jackson used to have kids over to his house to
play
and spend the night. Nothing happened right? Remember when he had young
celebrities over to he house and they spent the night? Nothing happened
right?
At least Michael never used the excuse that he was going to manage them
or
wanted to help guide their career. That is exactly what is going on now
though
with this A list celebrity couple. Husband and wife. The wife thinks of
herself
as an entrepreneur. That is because her acting career has failed. All
of
her other outside endeavors have failed too. Somehow though she thinks
she
is now qualified to manage the career of another. Oh, and in a part of
the
entertainment field she knows nothing about. Is it all about managing
though,
or is about having a ready made excuse for the underage female soon to
be
a star to spend the night. The celebrity couple tells the teen what to
wear
and how to look and have transformed her into some kind of doll like
look
which the male in our celebrity couple prefers. As he has aged he has
started
to be drawn into some kind of doll fantasies. I think his wife saw a
way
to make him happy and keep the money train going while at the same time
trying
to find some niche where she might be successful. The teen does have
talent.
It is not just the talent the couple wants. Don’t be shocked that at
some point things turn very risque. It won’t be until the teen is
legal,
but everything is being set up for a big explosion when she does. When
that
happens will the truth about now come out or will we only get what is
happening
at the time of the explosion.
340. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/29
This A-list actor is desperate for the lead role in this long running
series.
He’s offered to cut his fee and has been furiously pursuing the role
without shame. His latest plan was to find a role that resembles it and
use
it as an audition of a kind.
Tom
Hiddleston (James Bond)
341.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#1**
This now former NBA coach texted photos of himself in bed with his
girlfriend
to the girlfriend’s ex. This will not turn out well.
Derek
Fisher
(Gloria
Govan/Matt Barnes)
342.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#2**
That creaking bed sound you hear is this Teen Mom getting out of the
bed
of the guy she is cheating on her significant other with. Oh, and the
producers
knew about it but covered it up during filming. Not Leah or Jenelle.
Kailyn
Lowry
343.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#3**
Look for this foreign born plastic surgery addict/one hit wonder to
play
the victim card when she splits with her celebrity boyfriend. Don’t
buy into it though because she cheated way way more than he did. Oh,
and
then there was the whole sex tape thing she denied making to him. So..
Iggy
Azalea/Nick Young
344.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#4**
Must have been awkward for this foreign born singer from a singing
family
to perform in front of a man who used to pay the singer’s significant
other to have sex. The singer probably doesn’t know. His significant
other is AMAZING at keeping secrets from her past.
Foreign
born singer: Enrique Iglesias
Significant other: Anna Kournikova
Event:
Wedding
of billionaire Mikhael Gutseriev’s son Said
345.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#5**
The underage daughter of this hard working rapper pretends she is
dating
one guy for her dad and the cameras but is actually dating a long time
record
producer who hates her dad.
Lil
Wayne’s daughter Reginae Carter
346.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#6**
Apparently this B list mostly television actress didn’t tell her B list
actor boyfriend about her nude scene in her most recent project. He
flipped.
Yes, despite his cheating, he is a jealous guy. The argument was so
intense
that our actress actually went to a hotel for the night even though
they
were not in the same location during the argument.
Olivia
Wilde ("Vinyl")/Jason Sudeikis
347.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#7**
This old, but still working, multiple Academy Award winner/nominee has
been
paying an 18 year old blonde porn star to accompany him everywhere as
of
late. The guy does have a type.
Jon
Voight
348.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#8**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who makes her living almost
exclusively
in this never ending franchise got billed from a hotel last month when
they
found blood all over the walls and floor of her room and bathroom and
couch
and bed. Not painted on amounts, but enough where it was definitely
scary.
Michelle Rodriguez "Fast & Furious"
349.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#9**
Apparently this B list former reality star from that A list reality
show,
likes to listen to his "girlfriend" having sex with men for money. She
usually
has her phone on speaker. Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna
350.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#10**
This Law & Order actress apparently didn’t like being cheated on
by her ex-husband but is doing the same thing now in a relationship
with
a married actor on the show. Stephanie March (Bobby Flay)/Peter
Scanavino
351.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#11**
Things are noisy on the set of this pilot. Apparently the lead actor
who
all of you know from his long running network hit is sleeping with one
of
his co-stars who he worked with previously. The thing is though he has
been
hooking up with a crew member too.
352.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/30 **#12**
This former A list mostly television actor from an inherited network
gig
is making a really bad show right now. Truly awful. He doesn’t even
want to do press for it because he knows it is bad. No one is positive
about
it at all.
Ashton
Kutcher "The Ranch" on Netflix
353. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/30
This A-list director is in the midst of deciding on his next picture.
He’s
stuck between two options: 1. A genre that he’s never done before
that’ll really surprise people. 2. A sequel to a much loved franchise.
Either way, it’s going to be very interesting for film fans. Quentin
Tarantino ("Kill Bill: Vol. 3")
354.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#1**
This African-American talk show host refuses to date anyone her own
race.
Actually she refuses to date anyone who is not white. She also has no
non-white
friends.
Whoopi
Goldberg "The View"
355.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#2**
Apparently Josh is not the only Duggar/in-law to be involved in a
little
cheating on their significant other. A member of a church attended by
the
Duggar/in-law says they have been involved with the Duggar/in-law for
almost
six months. Apparently the Duggar/in-law complained of a lack of sex
and
when there was sex, it was straight missionary with lights off and no
sounds
of any kind.
Ben
Seewald (Jessa Duggar’s husband)
356.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#3**
This female director is very talented. One of my favorite directors and
favorite
people. She is very loyal so when starting her new project picked out
all
her regulars to act. Because of her recent bombs though, the studio
also
made her choose this seems like foreign born Academy Award
winner/nominee.
The pair can’t stand each other and even though it is the director’s
project, the Academy Award winner/nominee is trying to get the director
and
the actresses she brought with her,
fired.
Female director: Sofia Coppola
Academy Award winner/nominee: Nicole Kidman
Recent
bombs: "A Very Murray Christmas", "The Bling Ring", "Somewhere"
New project: "The Beguiled"
Regulars: Kirsten Dunst, Elle Fanning
357.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#4**
This B list reality star/wannabe talk show host/celebrity says she gave
permission to her actor husband to hook up with women for the
foreseeable
future because she has no desire to have sex right now. It is nice she
gave
permission, but she does know he has always hooked up with other women,
right?
Coco
Austin/Ice-T
358.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#5**
So, this foreign born one hit wonder is cheating on her boyfriend but
prefers
to let him be the bad guy. Well, this is going to get a whole lot more
strange.
The guy she is sleeping with is also sleeping with this A list mostly
television
actress who thinks she is in a relationship with the guy. Of course
after
one lunch with someone she thinks she is in a relationship. After sex,
she
is looking at bridal magazines.
One hit wonder: Iggy Azalea
(equestrian)
Boyfriend: Nick Young
Guy
she’s having sex with: Karl Cook (equestrian)
A
list television actress: Kaley Cuoco
359.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#6**
The girlfriend of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was
married
to someone forever from a Hollywood family is really jealous. How
jealous?
She blocks any woman under the age of 40 from taking a photo with her
boyfriend
and attends every single meeting her boyfriend takes.
Antonio
Banderas (Melanie Griffith)/Nicole Kimpel
360.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#7**
This Real Housewife is pretending to get qualified for a new career,
but
really just wants a new way to make money. She is going to sell videos
and
have a monthly exercise clothes program.
Teresa
Giudice "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
(yoga
instructor)
361.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#8**
This former B+ list tweener turned bad actress and decent singer is
caught
up denying romance rumors with a guy for the second or third time. The
PR
team of the closeted guy keeps spreading the rumor they are a couple
but
it is really hurting her love life because everyone thinks she is
taken.
Selena
Gomez/Charlie Puth
362.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#9**
When this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress
does
not pay her drug supplier it sets off a chain of events where her drug
supplier
has to give his expensive things away to pay her debt. She never pays.
If
she finds someone to front the drugs, she never pays. She thinks you
are
doing what you should be doing since she is famous.
Lady
Gaga
(PROBABLY:
DJ White Shadow)
363.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#10**
Do you think this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actress who is an
Academy
Award winner/nominee would care that her husband is getting sexually
serviced
by a masseuse he calls to the hotel each day while his wife is on set? Kate
Winslet/Ned Rocknroll ("Collateral Beauty" filming in NYC)
364.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#11**
This was worse than I thought. This foreign born so far one album
wonder
was brainwashed into breaking up with her long term boyfriend.
Brainwashed
might be the wrong word. Shamed? Peer pressured? He just didn’t fit
in. In more ways than one.
Lorde/James
Lowe
(pressured
by Taylor Swift)
365.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/31 **#12**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned freak show in his later
years
despite that Oscar win/nomination is convinced that scrubbing himself
with
manure that he picks up from nurseries is making his skin look better.
I
have no idea about that, but he effing stinks if you have come near him
the
past few weeks since he started. Noxious.
Mickey
Rourke
367.
POPBITCH
03/31
(British blog) Which politician got a taste of the local culture on a
trip
abroad, by splashing out on a hooker? The story has been hawked around
the
tabloids but no-one wants to make trouble for the man in question right
now.
David
Cameron Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (Lanzarote)
368. THE
GOSSIP LIFE 03/31
I have two blind items for you today. The first is because I know that
WWE
blind items go over like bacon in a synagogue here and I never like
y’all
to feel cheated, but what can I do? I have a top source in the
corporate
hierarchy and I love juicy gossip in any field. We’re eclectic here
at the Gossip Life!
1. The reason this A-list wrestling superstar, unlike nearly everyone of the era, was never employed back by the WWE was because he had a relationship with someone VERY close to the owner of the company, Vince McMahon. The girl in question was under-age at the time and the A-list wrestling superstar took her virginity. Randy "Macho Man" Savage/Vince’s daughter Stephanie
2. A lot of speculation about a power struggle between the scenes at WWE right now between two A-list people, and by extension their spouses. Although control of the company was once believed to be bestowed to just one of them, its future is now up in the air. Stephanie McMahon/Triple H and Shane McMahon/Marissa Mazzola-McMahon
3. Agents and managers are waiting to hear back
about the status of this
A-list movie role. It’s suddenly become the most sought after role in
town and I can count at least five A-list actors that desperately want
in.
Negotiations are under way with the current occupant.
Movie: "James Bond"
Current occupant: Daniel Craig
Actors:
Idris
Elba, Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill, Tom Hiddleston, Michael
Fassbender
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