NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#1**
This A list rock star who just looks and acts like a rock star has always
had sex with a couple of his exes, especially his ex baby mama who he especially
likes but his current girlfriend didn't seem to mind. Apparently she is starting
to mind though and is shopping a book to publishers about the rocker who
will perform at a really big event. She wants a ring and if he doesn't give
her one soon then the whole world will hear about all his misdeeds. He is
a rock star. I don't think anything she can say will shock us.
Anthony
Keidis (Superbowl Half Time Show)
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#2**
This almost A list mostly movie actor who is A+ in very limited circumstances
told his ex that he doesn't have money for an increase in child support but
he just bought his current wife a $300K car that she never drives. He bought
it for her because she said it looks pretty.
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress, who should be C based on talent but is
A+ based on name told some friends the other day that her husband treats
her like crap and verbally abuses her all the time but that she won't leave
him because she doesn't believe in splitting up a family.
Megan
Fox/Brian Austin Green (Guess she changed her mind)
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#4**
This B list singer/celebrity who has the ability to be A+ depending on who
she is with, wants a $1-2M wedding. Her boyfriend said that's great. He refuses
to pay for any of it though except a honeymoon and says if she wants that
big of a wedding she will have to pay for it. Now her budget has been reduced
to $100K.
Kelly
Rowland/Tim Witherspoon
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#5**
This C+ list actress who used to be an A list tweener was rejected by her
former bosses for a role because they said she wasn't a good enough actress
and not talented enough to play the role she created. It is a huge project
and the actress thought she was going to get it and a steady large paycheck.
Vanessa
Hudgens
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#6**
This actor used to be A list. Mostly television. That seems not that long
ago, but it is approaching five years without a steady gig. He still has
the looks and the name but has got into trouble in the past with women who
are not his wife. According to a hooker, she gets calls from the actor several
times each week to meet him at a certain spot and she takes care of him in
the car. He calls almost every day but usually only makes it to the spot
a couple of times each week and pays her for the times he didn't show up
too. He pays enough to her where all she does is wait for his call. Matthew
Fox
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actress now who used to be B list in the movies
before she started aging picked up a guy at a bar last week and brought him
back to her place. She used a different name and was wearing a wig so when
the guy woke up in the morning and saw all the posters of our actress she
has plastered all over the guest room the guy thought he had sex with an
obsessed fan of the actress. He says she has posters and photos of herself
everywhere. Almost every inch of the room.
Olivia
Munn "The Newsroom"/Joel Kinnaman (perhaps this is why they split)
(now dating
Green Bay Packer starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers)
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01 **#8**
This B+ list mostly television actress who gets the + because of her hit
cable show says that her boyfriend understands that she needs to sleep with
other guys. She says that if she works with someone else then sex just makes
things better. So, then are we going to assume she had sex with the photographer
then or...?
Actress: Kat Graham
Show: "Vampire Diaries"
Boyfriend: Cottrell Guidry
Photographer: Terry Richardson
Photos
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress who has been in some great shows and
recurs in a great hit cable show says that she has never had sex with her
B list mostly television actor who sometimes co-stars with her that didn't
include her being tied up or at least spanked repeatedly. Her boyfriend can
be very cruel. I guess she enjoys it. Alexis Bledel ("Gilmore Girls")/Vincent
Kartheiser ("Mad Men")
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#2**
The actor from #1 has a bunch of issues with his co-stars but they hate him
even more than he dislikes them. Apparently he treats all the women like
crap and thinks he is the greatest gift to mankind and that if a choice needs
to be made between helping a man or woman first on the show, he feels the
man should go first because they are more important. Vincent Kartheiser
("Mad Men")
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#3**
This A list celebrity who used to be a singer and has A+ list name recognition
looks amazing these days but says that her unemployed boyfriend smokes so
much pot that he would rather smoke than have sex with her and they only
have sex about once a month.
Jessica
Simpson/Eric Johnson
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#4**
This former A++ list celebrity singer should watch out for her daughter.
Yep, her daughter. It appears the daughter and our former A++ lister's boyfriend
hooked up in the past week. Well, he is way closer to her age than the mom.
Madonna/Lourdes
(this could be the reason Madonna trashes him now)
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#5**
This almost A+ list mostly movie actor who will do anything to sell a movie
and can be a very funny guy likes to pretend how close he is to fans and
how he is just an average guy. Well, the comic actor is really anything but
that. Good luck trying to get a photo with him or getting an autograph unless
he is actually out promoting his latest movie. As in on the red carpet or
there are press around. He is not a fan friendly guy and thinks they take
up too much time. The only time he cares about fans is at the ticket window.
Will
Ferrell
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who might not even be A list any longer
despite starring in several of the top ten grossing films of all time has
a new girlfriend. She wants to get married to the actor. She spent all of
last year convinced one rich business man was going to marry her and gave
him a new threesome almost every night and has pulled out the same tricks
for our actor. She doesn't even want him to see his child and just focus
on her so she can get a ring as quickly as possible.
Orlando
Bloom/Nora Arnezeder
15.
JANET
CHARLTON 02/03
Is this openly gay TV personality who already suffered a painful loss, headed
for another stay at heartbreak Hotel? He has a new YOUNG boyfriend and hes
doing everything he can to promote the lads career. But, BEHIND HIS
BACK, the conniving cutie is having a fling with the personal trainer they
both share! Our unsuspecting TV guy doesnt have a clue because the
hunky trainer has a green-card marriage and plays it straight.
TV
personality Nate Berkus
Boyfriend: Jeremiah Brent
Tragedy:
Boyfriend Fernando Bengoechea died in 2004 tsunami
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#1**
This almost A list mostly movie funnyman who can be an A but doesn't always
headline a movie didn't let a thing like marriage vows stand in the way of
a super model crawling all over him. The actor didn't leave with the A list
model but did spend the whole night making out with her and groping her as
he bought her drinks.
Chris Rock
(and a few months later announced his divorce)
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#2**
This feel good award story this season was caught slinking out of a married
executive's hotel room this weekend. That is probably going to crush this
A+ list mostly movie actor who, despite a significant other was thought to
be interested in the actress.
Feel
good award story: Lupita Nyong'o "12 Years a Slave"
A+ actor: Brad Pitt
Significant other: Angelina Jolie
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#3**
This A list super model was talking smack all night at a party about the
size of this A+ list mostly movie actor's manhood. She says it's small and
doesn't work and she spent most of their relationship trying to get him hard.
Bar
Refaeli/Leonardo DiCaprio
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actor who has had success on television too is a
good looking guy. Ladies love him. His most recent tv gig was in a recurring
role on a very hit network show. Our actor was wasted out of his mind at
a club in NYC this weekend and kept throwing hundred dollar bills at waitresses
asking them how much it would take to get one to go home with him. Even though
he could barely stand or function, one waitress did go home with him at the
end of the night.
James
Marsden ("30 Rock")
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#5**
This C+ list mostly take anything he can get actor with almost A list name
recognition is always telling people how sober he is but at a party this
weekend he was anything but. The actor was sweating and obnoxious as he did
shot after shot of tequila while screaming that he wanted some coke.
Kevin
Dillon
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#6**
There was a huge war of words between this former almost A list mostly movie
actor who is now a C+ with a name and a body and his former one night stand
who is a B list mostly movie actress. She was with her boyfriend and our
actor was drunk and hitting on the actress. Her boyfriend tried to get in
the middle but backed down when the actor threatened him. Our actor went
from yelling at the actress to pleading with her to give him another chance.
It was creepy.
Ryan
Phillipe and Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#7**
This A list celebrity/singer was taking acting classes in a group but had
to stop. The reason? People just wouldn't stop laughing at her so now she
has classes at her home for three hours a day. You have to give her credit
for at least trying. It probably won't help though. Carrie Underwood;
Taylor Swift; Lady Gaga
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#8**
This C+ list mostly television actor with the A+ list good looks who was
on a very hit premium cable show was all over some 20 something women the
other night. When asked about his long time former actress girlfriend, the
actor said she is too old for him and he needs someone young and fresh. John
Corbett ("Sex and the City")/Bo Derek
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#9**
This B list reality star on a middling hit cable show ended up owing money
to the company that was paying her the other night. The reality star got
hammered and started popping champagne bottles to really expensive brands
and pouring them on people. She ended up about $5000 in the hole and will
never get hired by the company again. Brandi Glanville
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#10**
This Academy Award winning actress blames her B+ list mostly movie actor
co-star for the bomb that is their latest movie. She says he was a drunken
mess everyday that was more interested in finding someone to have sex with
each day than filming.
Kate
Winslet/Josh Brolin "Labor Day"
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#11**
This former A list reality star who has crashed and burned down to a D list
reality star and punchline to jokes was at a party with this former A list
mostly television actress who now does television and reality hosting. The
reality star kept trying to take photos with the actress and putting his
arm around her and hugging her and embarrassing the hell out of everyone.
When our actress tried to get away from him he called her a bitch.
Alyssa
Milano/Jon Gosselin "Maxim Super Bowl Party"
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03 **#12**
This Academy Award winning actress who likes to pretend she is foreign born
even though she isn't also likes to pretend she didn't film the first few
movies of her career. Anyway, she was being a great mom and on a field trip
with her kids to a museum when she noticed that another group of kids from
another school only had ten kids at the museum while most of the other schools
had fifty kids or more. It turns out that the school district had no funding
to have school buses take kids on field trips so it was up to individual
parents to arrange for rides and carpooling. So, our actress spoke to someone
at the school and the next thing you know the school had its very own $250K
school bus to take kids to activities. She also paid for several parents
to get certified as school bus drivers.
Nicole
Kidman (born in Hawaii, not Australia)
28.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/03
Baby Pillow is finally here! And wait until you hear about the surprising
development in the final weeks leading up to the birth of our little one!
We knew that the celebrity couple was running into trouble finding 1. a white
baby 2. of the correct gender 3. that was going to be born in the right time
frame 4. whose parents were willing to give up the baby for adoption during
the third trimester. Thats four requirements, any one which would be
challenging on its own! Well, hold on to your baby bonnets, because heres
what happened: After weeks of chasing down pregnant women, the only baby
they could find met just three out of the four requirements. The one requirement
they "missed"? Race. Thats right! The baby is not white. The baby is
Mexican and Filipino. It was the only baby available.
Danielle
and Kevin Jonas
29.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/03
Which male celebrity underwear model left nasty surprise behind?
He has sold millions of mens underwear with his glorious chiseled body
however, this star needs a lesson in personal hygiene after leaving
several pairs of briefs he modeled not so fresh! The shoot wasnt your
average shoot, in his defense. and did have the star running around outside,
however, for those extreme close-up of his toned derrière the stylist
insisted on dark underwear only those covered the nasty stains! David
Beckham
30.
MOUTH
TO EARS 02/03
When Instagram straight flexin goes wrong. This couple recently sent the
social media ablaze with rumors about them splitting up. This rap music artist
was recently spotted in Phillipes in LA stressed out. The rapper was
allegedly spotted walking around venting about how his wife doesnt
listen anymore. He also went in on how his wife was posting a$$ shots on
Instagram. Can you guess who we are talking about?
TI/Tiny
31.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/03
The recent headline maker is said to have been a regular patron of
Atlantas Onyx strip club. Know why? Insiders say thats because
those are the grounds where dude would recruit strippers for
his alleged fraud hustle. "Hed show up during the early shift and have
lunch at Onyx. Hes trick off a bunch of Benjamins tryin to pull
some girls." Our mystery man may have had an stripper-agenda said
to be passed down from his wifey but were told dude mixed his
business with his pleasure. Thats why dudes known for offering
up extra cash to strippers for afternoon rendevous at ATLs downtown
W Hotel and The Ritz Carlton. Dont believe me.. Just ask the set of
strippers who our blind items said to have bought luxury shoes, handbags
and even covered plastic surgeries for. Hes an ATL reality
star whose reality has turned to dudes biggest rotten-peach
nightmare. Apollo Nida (husband of Phaedra Parks of "Real Housewives of
Atlanta")
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#1**
This B list mostly television actress who is on a network show right now
but hasn't had much luck with any project in recent years after getting as
high as List on television, ran away from a pap when he started asking her
about an affair she is rumored to be having. The pap just has photos. No
video unfortunately of the running away.
Sarah
Michelle Gellar/Liev Schreiber
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#2**
This A list mostly television actress who is on a very hit network show right
now should probably do a little real life investigating of her significant
other. He used to have to be deep within the closet but his change of career
has him slowly exploring his love of men and those men are starting to talk.
There are going to be a whole lot of "I told you so's" headed her way when
this breaks.
Kerry
Washington "Scandal"/Nnamdi Asomugha
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#3**
I don't care who you are (A+ list singer/celebrity) it must be tough to sit
in the same room at a party as your significant other and his mistress when
you know that if you leave before your guy they will hook up and that she
is there in case you do leave early.
Beyoncé/Jay-Z
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#4**
When your A list mostly television actress girlfriend finds you in bed with
another woman for the umpteenth time and still is telling everyone how much
she is looking forward to the wedding her boyfriend must feel he can do anything
he wants and she won't leave him.
Sofía
Vergara/Nick Loeb
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#5**
This B+ list celebrity/singer is turning to reality television. She is also
blowing through the tiny budget for the show. The celebrity is making huge
demands on accommodations and trailers and everything else she is used to
getting when she performs. She threw a tantrum for several hours until her
demands were met. The way they were met is she is footing the bill for things
she wants. It turns out though when she is doing the paying then she doesn't
need those things any longer.
LeAnn
Rimes
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#6**
This A list stylist and designer wannabe had a collection so horrid that
people told her it would be career suicide to show it. Excuses made and back
to the drawing board or wherever she can buy her designs for next time.
Rachel
Zoe
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#7**
It took almost a decade but this former A list singer/celebrity who is now
a B- lister finally paid off her debt to this A+ list everything. I don't
even want to know how much sex she had to have or the amount of money and
interest she had to pay but her debt is clear and now she will probably have
a hit record.
Ashanti/Sean
Combs (when Ashanti was 17, she was discovered by P. Diddy's Bad Boy Records)
(got her record, but didn't get a hit)
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#8**
This A+ list singer/celebrity claims he is sober. Apparently lines of coke
are part of his sobriety plan.
Steven
Tyler
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#9**
This foreign born C+ list celebrity who is most known in the States for being
the long long time girlfriend of this former B list mostly movie actor (from
one of the biggest films in history turned do nothing stay at home dad) is
so concerned about making a buck that even when her boyfriends are paying
her thousands of dollars a day if they ask her to do something like buy a
burger she asks for a minimum of $100 and she will keep the change.
Kelly
Brook/Billy Zane
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#10**
This B- list reality star who is B- list solely because her VH-1 show somehow
got renewed was trying to get back into a Super Bowl party she had left to
smoke a cigarette. When she was told she could not come back in she started
crying and screaming that she is on a reality show and she is famous and
they should look her up. One of the bouncers did look on his phone and then
her i.d but made her flash him before he would let her back in. She did it.
Angela
"Big Ang" Raiola "Mob Wives"
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#11**
This former east coast Real Housewife has a very underage child who just
entered rehab. Maybe if the mom was ever home or paid attention to her child
this might not have happened. She always is out trying to make a buck though.
Danielle Staub "Real Housewives of New Jersey" (Jillian Staub); Kelly
Bensimon "Real Housewives of New York" (Sea)
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#12**
This B list reality star from a hugely popular network reality show made
it perfectly clear over the weekend to this married executive that she was
willing to work something out so the two of them could be together. She has
no problems with any married guys. The fact that she had her hand on his
crotch for most of the night proves that.
Karina
Smirnoff "Dancing With the Stars"
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#13**
At a Super Bowl party this weekend, this MTV star from their highest rated
show admitted that she got a little drunk and let this former A list reality
star turned nobody make out with her and grope her for a few minutes. She
should have carried this one to the grave. There is no turning back from
this one.
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04 **#14**
Back in the day this R&B singer was everywhere. She had a string of hits
that all went to the top of the charts in the genres she was singing for.
She made a huge name for herself and then dropped off the planet. Well, one
of the people that loved what she was doing wanted her for himself. He used
to be A+ list and will be forever an A list singer/celebrity. They started
working together and by working mean that he would write songs and have her
sing them to see what they sounded like. One thing led to another and they
ended up living together for about a year. During that time she got pregnant
and had a child. Our permanent A lister knew about it but didn't want anyone
else to know about it. He liked the idea of having a secret love child. He
took care of the child and the mom very well and still had the mom sing for
him and sometimes sleep with him. Meanwhile he made sure his child went to
the very best schools and when he discovered the child had musical talent
made sure they spent hours each day working on music. Now, he is ready to
launch that child out to the world with a monster record he is promoting
like crazy but still wants to keep the fact that the child is his secret.
46.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/04
Shes a Canadian dance choreographer whose licker license didnt
only lead her to land a spot on Lady Gagas team, but also serve as
Ms. Monsters secret lesbian lover. Dont believe me.. Just ask
her sister Bedrock. Though shes known for her
funky-smelling punany Ask Jason Weaver shes
said to be a strap-on pro. That could be why she once landed sponsorship
from Vince Herbert
before he met Tamar. But Vince is far from being
the only male industry figure our mystery lady gained during her sought for
fame. Ask Missy Elliott. She previously served as Andre Harrells beard.
Sources tell us part of that deal would be Harrell casting her in the movie
"Honey." Thats before the music mogul passed her on to Puffy
and she and Kim Porter became lesbian buddies. Dont believe me.. Ask
Billie Woodruff. Shes said to have a fetish for having threesomes with
two men "because ______ likes watching two guys smash and dont mind
if the men hit each other while doing her." Laurieann Gibson
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#1**
Either the marriage is over or this C+ list mostly television actress has
given up caring about what her bordering on A+ list mostly movie actor does
because he was really open with a woman in a hotel bar lobby the other night
and people were watching and definitely staring as they walked hand in hand
to an elevator bank. Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan; Blake Lively/Ryan
Reynolds
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#2**
This wife of an A list television and movie actor we love to hate has hair
and makeup people come to her place every day just so she can look her best
for her stage pap shoot. She is spending thousands of dollars a month.
Hilaria
Baldwin (Alec)
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#3**
Despite an A cup breast size, this foreign born A list super model just had
her third breast lift in the last decade but will swear to you she has never
had any work done. By work she must mean something other than plastic surgery
because she runs a tab at her doctor she is there so much.
Kate
Moss
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor almost broke his no actress rule when he
asked out this soon to be A list mostly movie actress. He really wanted to
have one of his relationships with her and she is the one who said no. She
thought it was kind of creepy given the situation. And probably the age
difference too. George Clooney/Shailene Woodley (played his daughter in
"The Descendants")
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor who is now a B list mostly movie
actor is trying something different and wants out. He has been begging his
agent and manager to get him out of his current gig because he is scared
the fallout will hurt him when he tries to get money for his next project.
Maybe he should try mercury poisoning. I heard that works well in these
situations.
Zach
Braff in Woody Allens Broadway show "Bullets Over
Broadway"
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#6**
This always A list rock star drunkenly offered $100K to this A list lingerie
model if she would sleep with him. She thought it was cute and harmless until
he started getting aggressive and handsy and actually had to call security.
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actor had no issues sleeping with a model the other
night despite he being in a relationship and her celebrity boyfriend texting
her all night because he is going through withdrawals.
Leonardo
DiCaprio (Toni Garrn)/Nina Agdal (Max George "The Wanted)
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#8**
This barely hanging on to B list actor who thinks he is above television
and not offered great scripts for movies is trying to stay sober when he
goes out because he has a habit of being the nastiest patron ever to step
into a restaurant. There are very few waiters and even less waitresses that
would have the willpower not to do something to his food or drink if they
waited on him a second time. Shia LaBeouf
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#9**
This A list singer/celebrity better watch out because his latest conquest
is selling her story as a guy who is juicing so much that he can't even come
close to performing and is way more interested in doing anything but having
sex but talks about it all the time.
Justin
Bieber/Chantel Jeffrie
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#10**
Not a kindness per se but still a guy who actually took his marriage vows
seriously, at least for a night. This B list mostly television actor who
is now a movie actor before his brief return to the role that made him famous
was absolutely swarmed by women the other night at a party. They were all
over the actor and he could have taken home his pick of the women. Despite
his wife not being present though, and a whole lot of drinking our actor
was the most well behaved guy in the place. Nikolaj Coster Waldau (Jaime
Lannister "Game of Thrones")
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/05 **#11**
This week this former A list mostly movie actor who will do things other
than movies was forced to do some press with a much less famous co-star.
He made lots of promises to her about their relationship and how he wanted
to be with her forever and that he wanted to make movies with her and direct
her in a play and just went on and on every day they were together about
how perfect she was. He says that she is taking everything he said out of
context and that they were just co-stars hooking up like so many others.
She has texts of him saying all these things and even has them saying these
things on the same night he was having a booze fueled threesome with two
women that one of his best friends paid for. Apparently the booze led him
to send a photo to his co-star instead of to his friend who paid for the
women. If our actor was more tabloid cover worthy this would be a big story.
He is just incredibly boring despite his good looks and great movies.
58.
POPBITCH
02/06
Which US star's rehab isn't nearly as simplistic as it's been made out? The
young (but past it) star has been so worried that her career is over she's
been getting stuck into some quite choice extra-curricular activities. She
is so desperate to succeed, but the despair is putting off employers, which
just means the cycle she's stuck in goes on.
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#1**
This aging former A list mostly movie actor who has a nice career resurgence
with a hot franchise might be more famous for who he sired than his own work,
at least with a younger generation. Anyway, our actor looked great running
up and down the street for his CrossFit class and when he finished walked
over to his car parked right in the street in a disabled spot. Our actor
even has the disabled placard. Nice.
Actor:
Donald Sutherland
Sired: Kiefer Sutherland
Franchise: "Hunger Games"
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#2**
This wife of an A list clothing designer (based solely on name) is headed
out the door because her husband hated that she tried to have him make a
decision between her and one of his annual "scouting" visits he takes with
some designer pals to find new male talent. You know because he needs a lot
of new male models each year. Tommy Hilfiger; Mossimo Giannuli; Ralph
Lauren
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#3**
This B list mostly television actress who is getting her big movie break
says she got a breast enlargement because her married boyfriend really wanted
her to go bigger but not lose the size zero frame he loves which she achieves
through a starvation diet. AnnaLynne McCord
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#4**
This former A list tweener who has just not had any luck moving beyond her
tweener past is finally catching onto the fact that her boyfriend loves her
just for the money she was willing to spend on him. After spending thousands
of dollars she cut off the money and he has been busy a lot lately with new
projects which includes time with his ex. Apparently she is trying to land
a tabloid cover to announce her split. Ashley Tisdale
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#5**
This foreign born B list celebrity/sometime host was passed out on the floor
of a bar after drinking for six hours straight. She then had an assistant
meet her with some clothes at the bar and went to the airport where she kept
drinking in a lounge and non-stop through the entire flight. I'm surprised
she was alive when she got off the plane, let alone able to go to a work
event when she landed.
Mel
B (Scary Spice)
"The
Voice Kids"
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#6**
This former A list super model and now a model/tabloid mainstay blackmailed
her way into her new contract. She had dirt on the man making the decisions
on which model to hire for the campaign. When he saw what she had and how
much it would cost him personally in a divorce he passed over the choices
of his staff and hired the model.
Stephanie
Seymour "Estée Lauder Global Spokesmodel"
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#7**
This way under age reality star from a singing type show on a cable network
has been sleeping with her mentor. Her crazy stage mom is fully aware of
it but thinks it is best for her daughter's career.
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#8**
This former A list singer/celebrity has had a rough couple of years but hasn't
lost her diva attitude. At a charity concert, the former A lister made demand
after demand and refused to speak to other performers or people. Her demands
on her rider cost thousands of dollars and eliminated a huge chunk of potential
profit for the charity.
Lauryn
Hill
"Amnesty
International's Bringing Human Rights Home concert"
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#9**
This A+ list mostly movie actor may have found his new "girlfriend." Apparently
a woman working at the hotel where our actor was staying hit it off with
the actor and because the hotel does not allow guests and employees to date
she actually quit her job just to spend the night with our actor. The woman
worked at the hotel for over a year. George Clooney
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#10**
This B list actor is making his first appearance in the blinds. He has worked
consistently for years but is starting to take off with a network show and
a movie out at the same time. In movies he has generally been typecast so
his new hit network show is finally giving him the chance to be A list. He
is fairly newly married and believes his wife is there to be his rock but
he believes girlfriends keep you married because they give you what he says
wives shouldn't. He has a string of girlfriends but likes them to be extras
or women who are not into fame and "know their role."
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#11**
This B list celebrity/television host/author has been cheating on her A list
celebrity husband whenever he is out on the road, which is a lot. She is
desperate to get into movies and thinks her latest guy will get her there.
Well, he is an A list director so chances are good he can find her a part
or two.
LaLa
Anthony/Carmelo Anthony
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/06 **#12**
In the continuing series of people who have had sex that may surprise you,
I give you one half of the equation and leave you to figure out who would
ever have sex with that person.
#1 - Jared Leto managed to convince this B+ list foreign born mostly movie actress who is set to maybe crack the A barrier. That would not be blind worthy but he also convinced her to let someone watch the two together. Lupita Nyong'o
#2 - Tom Arnold once had sex with this now A list reality star/celebrity/host who was an A+ list model at the time and can still walk a runway. Tyra Banks (he was on "The Tyra Banks Show" in 2005)
#3 - Simon Cowell once had sex with this A+ list celebrity who is very married and likes to pretend she was a virgin until she got married. It was only when Simon dumped her that she found her true love. Beyoncé
71.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/06
One Hollywood actor (with the help of a drink or two) was ranting about two
other actors and their parenting methods the other day. "The parents get
all crazy about protecting their kids from paparazzi, but meanwhile their
home life is so fucked up that the kids are bound to grow up being out of
control." "Just look at [Actor 2]s and [Actor 3]s kids. Their
fathers are two of the biggest asses in Hollywood, and they think they are
great parents, but the first chance they get, [their kids] are shoving their
asses in our faces! They learned that shit at home. Asses beget asses." BONUS:
"they are asses in more way than one,"
Actor 1: Charlie Sheen
Actor 2: Eddie Murphy/donkey "Shrek"
(daughters
racy lingerie photo shoot)
Actor 3: Alec Baldwin
(daughter
Ireland posted selfie of ass)
72.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/06
Which A-list star has a major heroin problem, and is so concerned that the
police will catch him buying the drug following Hoffmans death that
he has rented a studio apartment under a fake name to meet his dealer. The
married actor with children, has kept his dark secret under wraps for years.
But now the signs are becoming obvious. Everyone turned a blind eye because
he earns millions of dollars and is famous, but now things have changed.
Hoffmans death has changed everything! He has a new film opening in
the next few weeks! Russell Crowe
73.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/06
Does this Singer have some babymomma drama waiting for him? He just got a
fairly good jump start for a comeback thanks to returning to the charts last
year. Could accusations of being a deadbeat derail his career plans?
Tyrese
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#1**
This former B list mostly television married actress who tried her hand at
reality but is just fading away except in her plastic surgeon's office had
a bad reaction to some medicine and she now wears a wig. She can't get her
hair to grow everywhere and just has huge clumps she does in a comb over
but for public appearances wears a wig.
Lisa
Rinna
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#2**
This B list celebrity who has piles of money and is still married despite
a very very long separation has been trying to hide a little secret of her
own. One of her son's best friends is spotted at the house of the celebrity
but never when the son is also there. Apparently the two have a thing going
but if her estranged husband found out he would go ballistic even though
he has a thing with half of Hollywood.
Maria
Shriver/Arnold Schwarzenegger
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#3**
This foreign born A- list rapper cost a production company $100K on a $300K
budget because he refused to participate on the shoot until he finished playing
a video game. Instead of working and earning his paycheck he smoked pot and
played his game and turned a two hour shoot into a two day waiting fest.
French Montana
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress hid from the cameras the other night
but couldn't hide from other diners who saw the permanent A list name recognition
actress spend the meal time in a non-stop round trip route to the bathroom
and then back to her table. She made a big deal of laying off the booze but
was out of her mind wasted by the end of the night. When she is that far
gone it is one big mess.
Demi
Moore
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#5**
This A list celebrity chef with her own show and products and even a restaurant
rarely tries her own food and never eats more than one meal a day. Apparently
she thinks her entire empire will disappear if she gains even a pound so
tries to limit herself to under 1000 calories a day. An anorexic chef. Huh.
Giada
de Laurentiis
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#6**
This married B list celebrity/singer who wants so badly to be A+ list and
will try anything to get it binged and then purged on enough McDonald's for
four people yesterday. She says it is the only way she can eat the food she
likes. LeAnn Rimes
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#7**
This very popular reality show family got quite the surprise when they discovered
that a daughter in the family became pregnant by a crew member on the show.
The crew member was "reassigned" to other duties. You all think you know
the family but you might want to think outside the box and a different cable
network than you are probably guessing too.
"Here Comes
Honey Boo Boo"
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#8**
Borro is a pawnbroker in NYC. They say they loaned $70K on an Oscar. What
Oscar though? It has to be before 1951 because of Academy rules but the amount
seems really low for a loan. Maybe the person only needed that amount and
didn't want to go crazy, but to me it seems like this is probably a lesser
award category. Any guesses?
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#9**
This B list singer who had her wedding televised spent twenty minutes yelling
at her limo driver the other day because he dropped her 20 feet from the
entrance she wanted instead of directly in front of it. By the time she finished
yelling at him she missed the check in for her flight and had to stand around
another hour waiting for the next one.
Keyshia
Cole
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#10**
This B- list mostly movie actress who stars in a new movie this month always
told guys that she was in an open relationship. Her partner finally got tired
of her saying this and cheating so he went and found someone else to hook
up with and our actress freaked out and went crazy violent. The guy left
her and she likes to play the woe is me card because of it.
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07 **#11**
#1 - This very recently married B list celebrity/former athlete forgot to
tell his new wife that he slept with her sister before he started dating
the sister he eventually married.
Terell
Owens
#2 - This A list reality daughter needs rehab in the worst possible way. She has no supervision and is a mess that has not even looked at a school book in months and is more concerned with getting high than anything else. Her parents don't even pretend to care. Kylie Jenner
#3- This former B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who has not done much acting since her hit network show ended was at a party south of the border and got drunk. She ended up dancing on tables in front of the President of the country. She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away. Eva Longoria
#4 - This former almost A list television actress had sex in the VIP bathroom of a huge sporting event with her husband. The A list name recognition actress stayed inside for twenty minutes after her husband emerged because she didn't want anyone to know. Oh, people know. Alyssa Milano
85.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/07
Shes a Grammy Award-winner singer, whose 63-year-old father lives in
a broke ass Battle Creek, Michigan apartment. Were told
despite
that, hes remains a man who sees our blind item as daddys little
girl said to often brag about her 4-1-1 success to his Battle Creek
community. Sources say the sad thing is, his Drama-filled life involves people
clownin him. Know why? "No one believe hes her father." Whats
worse? Her daddys not the only family member reported to be left to
be broke. Thats because out mystery divas stepdaughter, Briana
was once homeless. Know why? According to our tipster ..she and her husband
refused to share their fortune with family members who they hold grudges
with to this day. Dont believe me.. Ask Thomas Blige. Now, can you
guess the Soulful singer Im talking about? Mary J.
Blige
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#1**
It didn't take long for this B list celebrity who used to be A+ almost all
over the world to hook back up with the person who makes him happiest. His
boyfriend. Our celebrity was spotted at dinner with the boyfriend and looked
happier than he has looked in months.
Kanye
West/Riccardo Tisci
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actress who was loved by millions of
guys has grown into a really rude person that no one likes. At a Fashion
Week show, the now B list actress told the staff of a designer that she refused
to have anyone sit next to her. She wanted an end seat and the seat next
to her empty so she could take notes. When the team said it wouldn't be possible
she screamed and yelled for ten minutes before finally backing down when
they threatened her with no seat. She says she will get back at the designer
but no one cares what she thinks about fashion.
Alyssa
Milano
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#3**
If you are a Real Housewife then the feds are watching you. I can only surmise
that someone in the upper echelons of government is not happy that RH-DC
was taken off the air. Yet another spouse of a Housewife is under investigation.
His wife has such huge spending habits that the husband has been taking out
loans and even running a ponzi scheme to help pay for the lifestyle his wife
demands. He should never have married her. It isn't like she is faithful
anyway and on the look for someone with more money.
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#4**
Not only is this brief A list singer/celebrity deep in debt she also has
the misfortune of no one wanting to work with her because they don't trust
her. On top of that are the things that a certain celebrity has recorded
that she wants to get back or at least never see the light of day. What should
be a happy time for her is really not and the hole for her is so big that
people around her are very worried.
Singer/celebrity: Carly Rae Jepsen
Mistrust:
Sued
over alleged copyright infringement for 'Good Time'
Certain celebrity: Justin Bieber (her mentor)
Happy time:
Broadway
debut in "Cinderella"
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was busted again by his wife for cheating.
He just can't say no when he is surrounded by women. With his wife out of
town he went for it and thought he was going to get away with it but one
of the women left behind something that was very tough to explain.
Jennifer
Garner at Superbowl 2014
Ben
Affleck stayed home
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08 **#6**
This B- list mostly television actress with a movie or two lately who is
an offspring is set to hit it really really big in the next year if she can
keep it together. This was someone who had a sober companion at 15 and despite
being of legal age is drug tested by her parents frequently. She has recently
been spotted drinking and people were wondering if this was going to be a
monumental crash for her. She has a tough time doing anything without people
noticing. You might not know who she is but a lot of people here have watched
her grow up and tell her parents.
Actress: Dakota Johnson
Parents: Melanie Griffith/Don Johnson
Hit next years: "50 Shades of Grey"
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#1**
Up until about thirty minutes before she was scheduled to arrive, this A+
list diva/permanent A list singer/celebrity planned on wearing a dress that
was see thru and would totally expose her breasts while she performed. She
wanted to because she knew people would be talking about her all week. The
only reason she decided against it is because it was so see thru that she
was told no one would be able to use photos of her in the dress in the stories.
So, she settled on a different dress.
Mariah
Carey
"2014
BET Honors"
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#2**
This former A+ list super model with A+ list name recognition has been dating
this much much younger B list mostly movie actor. He thinks she is great
but is really dating her just so he can say he had sex with her. He should
probably dump her now because she told friends of hers that sex is just a
recipe for trouble and doesn't want any part of it any longer.
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#3**
This former US X Factor top five finisher says her career has gone nowhere
because she refused to have sex for tracks. She is naming some names and
they are big names with a whole lot of detail. She has a book proposal out
to publishers.
Melanie
Amaro
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#5**
Despite a recent date night together, this B list mostly movie actor who
got his fame in television really doesn't want to be with his B list mostly
movie actress girlfriend. He is doing everything he can to sabotage the
relationship and apparently does what he does best with another woman. That
would be at least number three. Amy Grant; Sara Evans
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#6**
This former C list reality star on one of the big reality cable networks
actually has been on two reality shows but business is not going great and
he was spotted at Fashion Week begging for business from actresses. He tried
to come across like it didn't matter but he was full court pressing so many
actresses and celebrities that a couple asked security to intervene. He also
managed to insert himself into a bunch of photos so it looks like he was
talking to the celebrity but really wasn't.
Brad
Goreski
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09 **#7**
This off spring of a permanent A list rocker was at a charity event this
week when she decided to take a little break from the activities with a heavily
tattooed guy she met thirty minutes earlier. Apparently there was some kind
of spark because they went off to a room that was not being used and had
ten minutes of fun before she came back and told the people at her table
that she "now felt centered."
Mia
Tyler (Steven)
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#1**
This former almost A list sugary sweet pop star who wasn't a bad actress
either is now a married C list celebrity but still has that A list name
recognition. She doesn't do anything except revel in being married to a guy
who lets her be with her girlfriend which was really becoming difficult prior
to marriage. People would always ask her about her relationships. Now they
don't. The problem is her husband has fallen in love with someone so things
could get tricky soon. Mandy Moore/Ryan Adams
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actor now was a mostly television actor on a hit
show before his ego exploded. It exploded over the entire cast of his former
show who all dislike him immensely and are enjoying watching him fail to
get his movie star career launched and one actress from the show especially
dislikes him because of an incident where she thinks he took advantage of
her.
Dan
Stevens/Matthew on "Downton Abbey"
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#3**
Fashion Week: This B- list mostly television actress got her big break on
her new fairly hit premium cable show. Considering the shoving match she
got into with a patron at one of the shows, she is lucky she wasn't arrested.
That temper of hers cost her a movie role or two after her director who used
to be an actor put out the word.
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#4**
Fashion Week: This A list super model who flirts with reality television
and has a sweet sounding name was blocking an exit by talking to a reporter
and wouldn't move out of the way to let a group of people out. "I'm f**king
________ and you can wait a minute. This is Fashion Week. I am Fashion Week.
Now shut up and let me finish."
Coco
Rocha/coach on "The Face"
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#5**
Fashion Week: This sometime reality star from a very hit network reality
show was backstage at a show and told his friend that was with him that it
was his favorite time of year. He did say that he avoided the women from
his country because he hates them all and prefers women that are needier
and willing to work to get famous. By working he meant having sex with him
as much as he wants. Five or six models were begging to go out with the guy.
He looked so a-holey picking one out.
Maksim
Chmerkovskiy "Dancing With the Stars"
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#6**
Fashion Week: This female designer you haven't heard of but will this year
unless you love fashion, had one of the most packed shows so far and lots
of raves. She also did non-stop coke for two hours leading up to the show
and couldn't even be understood at one point because she was talking too
fast and making absolutely no sense. Rachel Comey; Erin Fetherston
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#7**
Fashion Week: "She's a bitch. Everyone hates her." "She likes to think that
the world revolves around her. I was glad when I heard Naomi kicked her ass."
"She pretends to be straight but she was always the biggest coke hound at
a party." "She thinks we are best friends. The reason I haven't talked to
her in so long is because she stole some of my bookings and also said some
of my designs were hers." A three minute interview with this model married
to a B list actor who divides his time between movies and television. Not
real good luck with television lately. The model was talking about the model
from Blind Item #4.
Bitch:
Coco Rocha
Model: Agyness Deyn
B list actor: Giovanni Ribisi
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#8**
Fashion Week: This influential fashion blogger is writing for several different
outlets. She was overheard saying that she was basing her reviews on how
much free stuff the designers sent to her prior to the show she was reviewing.
Olivia
Palermo
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#9**
This Academy Award winning actress who got her fame from an entirely different
form of media left her man behind this weekend as she became more open with
this womanizing A list mostly movie director who was all over the actress
this weekend.
Jennifer
Hudson/Brett Ratner
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#10**
This former A list mostly movie actress needs to look out because she has
written $250,000 worth of checks she thinks are going to a new center to
be built in her name. Actually they went into the pocket of the person who
has been conning her for much of the past year.
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#11**
Fashion Week: This former A list tweener "forgot" nipple tape at a show.
After her breasts spilled from her outfit twice a designer offered some to
the trying her hand at reality host but she said no. The designer isn't inviting
her back. You aren't supposed to steal the attention from the show. This
designer carries grudges but is actually really nice if you don't screw her
or her family over.
Tweener:
Adrienne Bailon
Designer: Charlotte Ronson
Siblings: Samantha Ronson, Mark Ronson
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#12**
Fashion Week: This D list celebrity has a B list mostly television actor
as her boyfriend. He is on a fairly hit cable show but nothing spectacular.
He had his days of fame. She has been a terror at Fashion Week begging designers
for free stuff and dropping her boyfriend's name and had a tantrum when she
was given a second row seat to a show.
Cara
Santana/Jesse Metcalfe "Dallas"
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#13**
Fashion Week: This B list mostly television actress who would just have a
famous last name if not for her hit cable show spent a recent show watching
the child of a designer when the nanny got sick. She gave up her seat and
stayed backstage so the designer could focus.
Zosia
Mamet "Girls"
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#14**
Fashion Week: This boyfriend of a tweener was backstage doing some lines
of coke in a hurry because he said his girlfriend would yell at him the rest
of the day if she caught him doing coke again. It isn't like he has never
done it with one of her family members.
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#15**
Fashion Week: This B list mostly movie actor from a franchise that is finished
had no interest in any of the models at one show. Well, none of the female
models. He picked the one show where there were tons of guys and backstage
those are who he spoke to.
Kellan
Lutz
"Twilight"
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#16**
Fashion Week: This A list celebrity/singer refused to pose for photos or
talk to fans. She refused to talk to the press. She refused to do anything
but have a blank stare. She spoke to no one but her rep. One of the models
providing all this Fashion week dirt tried to talk to the celebrity and was
ignored. This woman has no friends at all. She is probably the coldest, most
fake celebrity I know.
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10 **#17**
There are stage moms and there are stage moms who will do anything to make
sure their kids succeed. This mom falls into the latter group. This actress
is still a few years under legal age but her mom has her working steadily.
The actress is on a great network show that should win Emmys but has been
snubbed so far. She was also on a hit show for the same network. Anyway,
the actress in question had trouble getting roles because of some weight
issues. No problem the mom told a casting director and now the actress is
skin and bones because her mom has the kid on a bunch of drugs to make her
skinny. It has terrible side effects on the actress but the mom thinks fame
is more important than health. There is nothing wrong with the teen but the
mom has her on a bunch of medications that are going to ruin this kid, especially
when they stop working and they move on to even stronger drugs.
Bailee
Madison
115.
BILLY
MASTERS 02/10
Could it be that the boytoy of a certain superstar is more interested in
boys with their toys of their own? So say people close to the mover and shaker
who tell me that his jaunts to underground gay clubs are surfacing faster
than Punxsutawney Phil - who saw his shadow, and not a ghost. You don't have
to be a rocket scientist to figure this one out. In fact, I'm told that the
little woman with big assests was the first to know - and doesn't seem to
care. Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart
116.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/10
"Hes noted as one of the Greatest MCs of All Time
" There Aint
No Half-Steppin with this Bed-Stuy brother, who Jigga has to thank
for giving him his first shot on the mic. Hold up! Dont think for one
second Mr. Carters shown dude any gratitude. Know why? Jiggas
been fakin the funk! When Hov landed his Juice he quickly forget his
grassroots, failing to give our blind item the Nuff Respect hes Due
for puttin him on. Dont believe me.. Just ask Positive K.
Theyre just illiterate, so I dont consider it
Feedin off poison thats pollutin their mind
And thats the reason I dont swine
I gotta maintain, accelerate my brain
Since the recent death of his mother who lost her battle to stage
four cancer last week our blind item is reported to be suffering a
deep depression, during his mourning. Now.. can you guess the legendary lyricist
who were sending out our deepest condolences to? Big Daddy
Kane
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#1**
FASHION WEEK: This former RH-NY Housewife was warned three times about being
obnoxious and loud and talking on her cell phone while seated in the front
row of a show. When security came over to escort her out she finally promised
to behave and was allowed to remain but the designer is never inviting her
back.
Jill
Zarin
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#2**
FASHION WEEK: This B list mostly television actress who is in a very buzzy
show right now and finally getting some fame posed happily for photos with
designers but didn't get far enough away from them when she started trashing
their collection and looking for a place she could change to get out of their
design they dressed her in.
Taylor
Schilling "Orange Is the New Black"
(Target"
collection)
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actor spent last weekend with one of his families
and this past weekend with his public family that he actually will be seen
with.
Mark
Wahlberg
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#4**
Fashion Week: This former talk show host/reality star was so blitzed trying
to speak to reporters that they gave up even trying to ask her about the
show she had just seen. The B list celeb kept following behind them though
trying to get more camera time.
Bethenny
Frankel
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#5**
Fashion Week: This A list celeb/reality star had such a long list of demands
before she would agree to attend a show that the designer had to assign a
person just to deal with the celeb. I guess they think the person is worth
it. Yes, they have a couple of shows, but it isn't like she ever looks that
great when she is on the red carpet.
NeNe
Leakes "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#6**
Fashion Week: This A list model with B list name recognition is in a
"relationship" right now. Last night after she walked in a show her celebrity
"boyfriend" spent twenty minutes critiquing her walk and makeup and had detailed
notes.
Hilary
Rhoda/Sean Avery
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#7**
This up and coming foreign born singer was all set to appear on a popular
British television show to promote her recent record which is really good.
He called it off though when he saw her in rehearsals because he said she
was too fat and that people would never buy her record if they saw her looking
like that.
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#8**
This recently married B list mostly movie actress who really should be a
C lister with her talent gets by on name recognition. While in an airport
lounge yesterday she tossed a drink on the floor and as the lounge employee
was picking up the mess said, "Next time you will remember no ice." If you
think this was just her having a bad day, then every day on this earth must
be bad for her.
Kate
Bosworth
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#9**
Fashion Week: This double named designer had to scramble to find a last second
model after a model showed up wasted out of her mind and wasn't able to walk,
let alone stand up. The replacement model had never walked a show and fainted
at one point because she was so nervous.
Donna
Karan
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#10**
Fashion Week: This B list mostly movie actress who has a famous acting sister
said she was trying to speak to this A+ list celebrity in her own world that
was seated next to her and just couldn't form a sentence. She said that she
got a lot of umms out of her mouth before the A+ lister just smiled and faced
the other direction.
Dakota
Fanning/Anna Wintour
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#11**
Fashion Week: This A list designer from a brand everyone wears couldn't get
any top celebrities to appear at her show. She also got ticked off at reporters
asking her questions about everything other than her designs and walked off
and threw a water bottle when out of sight, but not out of hearing of the
reporters.
Jenna
Lyons (J Crew)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#12**
This A+ list singer/celebrity finished a show this past week and was backstage
and left her door wide open and seemed oblivious to the people walking down
the hall past her door while she was fully topless in plain view of crew
and fans and people. She plans everything so maybe this is a new her. Very
unlike the old her.
Taylor
Swift
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#13**
This former reality star turned "whatever will make her a buck" has been
doing wonders for international relations. If you are a good looking athlete
and have a chance at an endorsement deal then chances are she has propositioned
you. Makes good on it too and shows no favoritism to any certain countries.
Brittny
Gastineau
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#14**
KINDNESS: The other day someone handed me a slip of paper and on that little
note was the amount of money this B list mostly television actress on a fairly
hit network show has raised doing charity. She has a very memorable name.
She has raised on her own somewhere near $10M and got her fairly recent boyfriend
to get his friends to contribute $10M to start a foundation. The thing is
none of her charities are sexy and she is out there every single day trying
to raise money for her causes and never asks for anything in return. She
is someone people should be looking to as a role model if you want an actress
to be your role model.
Lucy
Liu ("Elementary")/Noam Gottesman Israeli-American hedge-fund
billionaire
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/11 **#15**
This one is short but still creepy. This good looking B list mostly television
actor is on a hit pay cable show. Our actor meets lots of women during his
travels and at parties he goes to but his favorite past time is trolling
through BACKPAGE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backpage) and finding women
he shoots videos with. He has three or four women he keeps at an apartment
in LA and pays for all their expenses. The only thing required of them is
to film scenes with him in a special sex room and he films it all. His last
girlfriend wondered why he never let her spend the night and it is because
most nights he is at this apartment with his little group of teen age women.
Nothing over 19 for our actor.
132.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/11
This under-30 celebrity has been photographed a lot lately. She hasnt
really done anything important yet, but she is young and beautiful and comes
from a famous family, and thus is watchable. How would her family feel if
they knew that their beautiful little girl could have been arrested a few
days ago? Our celebrity ran into a woman who was well-dressed for a New York
Fashion Week event. The celeb admired her jewelry, which had been loaned
to her by a stylist as part of her ensemble. After the event was over, the
woman gave everything back to the stylist
but the jewelry soon went
missing! Now, this wasnt costume jewelry. These were high-end diamonds
that were on loan just for the event. The stylists were completely freaking
out about the missing rocks, which were valued at several hundred thousand
dollars! It turns out that our celebrity had visited the backstage area,
picked up the jewels, and tried to leave with them. Just walked right off
with them! Luckily, security stopped her before she walked out the door.
"I was just borrowing them," she claimed. Riiight.
Ireland
Baldwin"Red Dress Collection Fashion Show for The Heart Truth"
133.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/11
Which pushy TV host is such a disaster in Sochi that his network is considering
flying him home EARLY. "He thinks hes the only reporter at the games,"
a member of the press in Sochi tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB. "He just cannot
understand why Putin will not give him and his entertainment show a tour
of the Kremlin. He is delusional." Known for his strong beliefs and his love
to party, this host might be sent home early. "It is a world-wide event.
And just because he has a famous last name does not mean everything will
be handed to him on a silver platter." Billy Bush "Access
Hollywood"
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actress got dumped by her B list celebrity
boyfriend after her demands got out of control. Specifically she wanted him
to pay off a massive debt she owed to some people who started threatening
the B list celebrity when they were told he would pay her debt.
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#2**
Fashion Week: This former A list reality star/desperately trying for a comeback
in 2014 B list celeb sprawled over several other people during an actual
show just to take photos of herself and the runway in the same shot. One
woman ended up on the floor just so the celeb could get the perfect shot
of herself.
Paris
Hilton
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#3**
Fashion Week: This former A list mostly television actress who has never
captured that fame again despite a bunch of chances on other series was wandering
backstage prior to one of the bigger name shows and started pawing at a dress
she liked and was dying to wear. While unzipping the dress to get a better
look she ripped it badly enough that the designer couldn't show it. The actress
uttered a mumbled sorry before heading to her seat.
Debra
Messing
"Dennis
Basso's show"
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#4**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is only that high on the list because
of her A+ list name recognition was at a show that had Diet Coke slushies.
Our actress said she loved them so much that she grabbed a handful of them.
She had one sip of one of them and then set them down on chairs on either
side of her. She wouldn't let anyone else sit there because she didn't want
to put them on the floor. When the show ended she just walked away and let
the never sipped slushies sitting there. Guess she doesn't like company.
Diet Coke slushies were served at Diane Von Furstenbergs
show
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#5**
Fashion Week: This B list mostly television actor who is on a very hit network
crime show was backstage this week with another guy and said he didn't want
any model who looked over 15. Apparently our actor likes them legal but looking
like they are in middle school. Pretty much the exact opposite of who he
is married to.
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor who would be A+ if he only ever did his most
famous role got slowly drunk at an event this week. As the night progressed
the more the married actor spent trying to find a woman who had some time
free the next afternoon when his wife would be gone. It was embarrassing
to watch and watching the women try to evade him and be polite was just painful.
Zack
Galifanakis "The Texas Abortion Fund" ("The Hangover")
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#7**
This now frequent visitor to this section had another horrible interaction
with a human this week. The B- list mostly movie actress who is hanging onto
B by a thread was approached by a fan from behind. I know, I know, I'm not
sure how she has fans either. The fan said, "Ms. ______, would you sign this
for me." The actress turned around and put a finger in the guy's face and
said that he touched her. He didn't. She told him to leave or she would call
the police. This wasn't even a guy who knew she was coming. He had a pen
and a piece of paper.
Lindsay
Lohan
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#8**
This A list mogul with A list name recognition has a gorgeous celebrity wife.
Didn't stop him from using one of the hotel rooms available to him after
dinner with a woman at a hotel the other night. Considering his looks, it
was definitely a quid pro quo.
Harvey
Weinstein (wife: Georgina Marchesa)
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#9**
This A list diva and sometime singer/actress/reality star is rushing out
a bunch of new product to meet up with her current project. So far it has
been a mess. Her latest offering is either going to have to be scrapped or
our diva edited out. When she saw the clips of it she screamed at the director
for making her look fat and her breasts look awful. She wants the editor
to have her drop 15 pounds and give her a lift. Not going to be possible
though with the budget so she might just cut herself out of the whole thing.
It isn't her $250K that she spent on it so she doesn't care.
Mariah
Carey
new
video doesnt have her in it.
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#10**
Fashion Week: This A+ list mostly movie actor told the press he was there
to just see a show today. He was actually there to support the model he has
been seeing the past few months behind his wife's back. When she left the
show she went straight into a car where he was waiting.
Michael
Douglas/"Michael Kors" show
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#11**
Fashion Week: After popping up at several shows earlier in the week this
A list R&B singer has missed several shows where she was expected. Apparently
at the last show she attended she had to have her security and the security
at the show restrain a guy who was trying to serve her with a lawsuit. According
to the process server our A lister is being accused of fraud and theft.
Mary
J. Blige
(charity
scam)
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#12**
Fashion Week: This A list celebrity/rapper bailed on a show today because
the designer wouldn't give the celebrity ten seats just to himself. Or even
five. Meanwhile an Oscar nominee at the same show was grateful to be given
a seat in the front row and offered to sit anywhere.
Celebrity/rapper:
Kanye West
Oscar nominee: Lupita Nyong'o
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#13**
Fashion Week: This B+ list mostly television actress from two great shows
had an affair with this B list mostly movie actor. It destroyed her marriage.
It nearly destroyed his. Somehow they ended up together at a show today.
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#14**
This former model turned reality star/celebrity has been trying to convince
her boyfriend to marry her. He has been holding out which is a good thing
because once they get married she will take every penny he has. She has no
more money of her own and is desperate for funds right now. She even stole
from a gifting suite last week. Janice Dickinson
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#15**
This B list mostly movie actress who has had some boyfriend issues in the
past year and a string of not so great movies waited at the end of a red
carpet until she got a check for walking the carpet. She refused to be paid
after she walked. She grabbed the check and walked and was finished within
three minutes.
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/12 **#16**
This singer/celebrity is almost A list. She has an A list voice and is A
list sweet but somehow she is always alone. Whenever she meets someone she
instantly thinks it is going to be love forever and acts accordingly. This
results in her getting burned all the time. She has spent thousands of dollars
on people she dates and never lets anyone pay. She is constantly cheated
on and doesn't do anything about it. She lets people walk all over her and
keeps repeating the same mistakes. Even though she has all these bad things
happen to her she is rarely the person who breaks up. She is the one who
is always dumped and the one who keeps her wallet open even after being left.
With her band members and crew members she is always outgoing and friendly
but never does anything with them. She doesn't want them to think she is
trying to be a boss when they are not working so ends up being on the road
alone. In a hotel room or a movie theatre and just shows up when it is time
to work. Her rider is one of the shortest in the industry because she doesn't
want people put out by her demands and never takes free things or swag.
Ellie
Goulding
150.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/12 **#1**
This cute star spends an awful lot of time and energy trying to fool people!
During a recent visit to Los Angeles, he staged photos of himself at various
hotels and private homes and restaurants around town to try to trick you
into thinking that he was staying there or spending lots of time with certain
people. For example, he entered a high-end hotel, had someone photograph
him in the recognizable lobby, immediately departed, and then had someone
post the pic on Twitter to spread the word Fans thought he was staying
there
but he wasnt! Another time, he rented a second car that
matched the one he had been spotted driving around town. He had it parked
outside a popular restaurant for the night. The paparazzi thought he was
dining there
but he wasnt! The one thing that really did happen
were those photo ops with his "girlfriend." The paparazzi were notified well
in advance for those "meetings." Why are we calling them "meetings" instead
of "dates"? Because they were all business and all about publicity. The two
are not really dating! There are lots of other little things, but you get
the picture. Our boy is spending a lot of time and energy engaged in games
and misdirection. Do we know where he was really staying? Yes, we do! He
stayed at a male friends house near the Beverly Hills Hotel. No, we
dont know if they are anything more than friends.
Star: Harry Styles
"girlfriend" : Kendall Jenner
male friend: Calvin Aurand (1Ds tour photographer)
151.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/12 **#2**
This young star was at a party in December when she excused herself to another
room to take a very important phone call. What could be so urgent as to pull
herself away from the fun? She was checking on the results of an official
pregnancy test! This girl was near hysterics during the call: Wailing about
what she should do, how her celebrity boyfriend would react (and no, we
dont know if he was the father or not), and how this was going to affect
her upcoming project! She was especially concerned about keeping the story
quiet
but was loudly crying and shouting into the phone while saying
this (She really should have a little chat with Taylor Swift about the
effectiveness of the "magic invisibility shield"!). She immediately fled
the party, leaving her boyfriend behind, and speeding away in her car.
Weve been holding onto this story for a few weeks, waiting to see the
outcome. Would she keep the baby and cancel the project, or cancel the baby
and keep the project? We now know the result. She took a few weeks off to
"take care of this" and to get her head together. End result? No baby, and
she is now back to work and pretending like nothing ever happened. Selena
Gomez/Justin Bieber (upcoming tour)
152.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/12
Which TV Star on a VERY popular reality show that is based in NYC is so sick
of the nasty weather that she had her assistant remove ALL the snow from
her back yard? "She is sick of the snow and doesnt want to look out
of her windows and see it anymore. She had her assistant remove ALL of it
from her garden. Telling her that she couldnt leave until all the
white-stuff was gone. At one point she demanded that her assistant use a
broom and brush it off all the trees and bushes," a friend of the assistant
tells NAUGHTY BUT NICE ROB! YIKES! Get a new job, love. Sonja Morgan "Real
Housewives of New York"
153.
BRANDI
GLANVILLE "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS" 02/13
"Ive never had a problem getting fucked," Brandi Glanville proclaims
in her new book, Drinking & Dating. And while some of her most memorable
hookups have unfolded on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Glanvilles
opening up for the first time about her off-camera booty calls, dates, and
one-night-stands in her new book Drinking & Dating. For the most part,
Glanville doesnt name names, but can you guess the identity of some
of her most famous men? First is the man she calls "the actor/rapper/political
hopeful." "He was the most gorgeous man Id ever seen," Glanville says.
"Tall, dark, and handsome with milk chocolate skin, luscious lips, and the
sort of chiseled abs you could see through his T-shirt." The first night
they met, "I immediately recognized him from one of my favorite TV shows,"
she says. When they first hooked up, she was happy to discover that "His
manhood was enormous the perfect cherry on top of this gorgeous chocolate
sundae. It was so large that he had to special-order condoms just to fit
him." "But there was one problem I couldnt seem to get over," she reveals.
"He was a huge fucking stoner.
Every time he smoked, his ego seemed
to inflate and I felt like I was just there as a sounding board for all his
grandiose dreams. Acting, he explained, wasnt his end goal. After winning
his first Oscar (For either acting or producing, he wasnt quite sure
yet) and becoming a Grammy Award-winning recording artist, he planned to
become a politician." Glanville admits she eventually smoked pot with him
to try to bridge the gap, but their relationship fizzled. Another hookup
with an addiction issue was "the fallen star," "one of the most attractive
men Id ever laid eyes on," Glanville writes, with "sparkly aqua-colored
eyes, more tousled brown hair, and large chiseled arms covered in tattoos."
Aware of his history of addiction, Glanville says she only dated him after
seeing AA slogans on his Facebook page. All seemed to be going well until
one night she met him at a party and he was drinking a beer. "There were
so many things wrong with this, its not even funny," she says. "But
he said [it was ok] so calmly and matter-of-factly, I indulged him for that
one evening. Ive known a few people close to me who struggle with
addiction, and although I had never heard this just the tip method
with drugs and alcohol, I didnt want to make a scene at this party."
But Glanville says she also "didnt want to seem supportive of these
habits," and left. For the next three days, she claims, he was "radio silent."
"He went on a three-day coke-field bender with a bunch of his old friends,"
she says. Not long after, he went to rehab, and is now married with at least
one child, and Glanville says she believes he is "going to be okay." Next
up is "the boy wonder," a 28-year-old "accomplished filmmaker who resided
in one of the most exclusive and luxurious hotels in Los Angeles." "Despite
the success hed already found, [he] was still a little boy in so many
ways," she remembers. "Hed arrive for dinner in a Polo shirt with an
oversized Ralph Lauren brand logo, jeans, sneakers, and a mop of messy brown
hair on top of his head." And luckily for the RHOBH star, he "had a thing
for cougars." When he didnt make a move after their first night together,
Glanville says she "thought he must be gay." But more than a year later,
they finally did the deed after becoming close friends. Glanville admits
to being "semi-intoxicated" and says "I barely remember it." That wasnt
an issue with a height-challenged "up-and-coming comedian" who would become
a household name. "He had the kind of face you remember," Glanville writes.
"Sharp features, thick dark hair, and a goofy grin." During their date, she
says, "We laughed so hard
that my stomach was hurting and my jaw was
sore (It sometimes ends up sore after a date, but not from giggling)." "It
only turned awkward," she says, "when I asked him why he still had photos
of his ex-girlfriend, now a well-known actress, everywhere. He mumbled something
and changed the subject." Unfortunately, it got more awkward in the bedroom.
"We had spent the entire evening laughing so much that I couldnt stop
laughing when it was time to get serious," Glanville admits. "Every time
I looked at him, Id think of something funny he said or remember one
of his characters and would burst into hysterics. It didnt help the
mood." The relationship went nowhere after that. Finally, Granville gets
X-rated describing her dates with an NBA star who is best friends with another
NBA star who was married for 72 days to a reality starlet. (Kris Humphries,
anyone?) "He was six feet eleven," Glanville brags. "
The energy between
us was out of control and even the simplest gestures became sexual." "We
couldnt keep our hands off each other," she remembers. "
By the
time I was on my third glass of wine and he was on this third potato vodka,
the heat was turning up. His hand found its way under the table and up my
dress.
It was on like Donkey Kong." On the way to his place, "We made
out like teenagers every time the car hit a traffic light or stop sign,"
she writes. "His fingers were all sorts of ways up my dress
You
have to pull over, I said with heavy breath
" "When the car was
finally in park, I tried to get on top of him," she explains, "but it was
not working in this tiny car." And so, she admits, they had sex on the hood
of his car by the side of the road.
actor/rapper/political hopeful: Common "Hell on Wheels"
the fallen star:
the boy wonder:
up-and-coming comedian/ex-girlfriend:
NBA star: Chris Bosh
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor who is on a fairly hit show and is an
Academy Award winner/nominee has been battling cancer and is deciding whether
to go public with his fight via Kneepads or just an announcement. Alan
Alda "The Blacklist"
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#2**
Fashion Week: Apparently even this expressionless A list celebrity/editor
is not beyond fawning over someone they think is good looking. There was
a lot of thigh touching yesterday of this B list very good looking foreign
born mostly television actor who is having a big year. At one point the A
lister was even seen giggling. I didn't even know she could do that.
Anna
Wintour/Benedict Cumberbatch
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#3**
Fashion Week: This former A list reality star who has been in this space
before this week wanted to stop an entire crowd from leaving a show because
she dropped an earring. She wanted to make sure no one stole it because it
was worth a ton of money she said. Even though she was yelling at security
guards to keep everyone from leaving she was overrun by people and gave up.
She didn't even bother looking for it and just left. She said it was no big
deal. Umm, then why did she want everyone to stay in their seats? Paris
Hilton
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#4**
Fashion Week: The first backstage sex of the week that anyone saw. It involved
this B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show, who also
has a bit of a drinking problem. He had sex with this C+ list celebrity with
A list facial recognition and a love of plastic surgery. The sex happened
backstage during a party after the show.
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#5**
This foreign born B- list mostly movie actress who was in a monster television
hit can't stand doing press for her new movie because her co-star, a former
A list mostly movie actor who is in that A-/B+ list range now wouldn't stop
hitting on her during filming and when she wouldn't have sex with him he
threatened to have her fired from the movie. In the press he has been saying
some not very kind things about her. Off the record of course. On the record
they have just been implied. Tool.
Jessica
Brown-Findlay (Lady Sybil in "Downton Abbey")/Russell Crowe "A Winters
Tale"
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#6**
The worst person of the day award goes to this B list mostly movie actress
who is all about being famous no matter who she has to sleep with. Right
now she kind of hit the jackpot with that and is not shy about dropping his
name when things don't go her way. Last night she was at the after party
for her latest movie and was talking to her co-star who used to be a really
big shot and is having a comeback year. At one point our actress was talking
about her boyfriend and the actor said, "When you broke up with him for a
day or two though it didn't take you long to find your way into my trailer
naked though did it?" Right in front of ten people he said this. The actor
in question is married.
B list
actress: Amber Heard
Boyfriend: Johnny Depp
Co-star: Kevin Costner
Movie: "3 Days to Kill"
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#7**
Fashion Week: This B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition
who has been in this space before this week was really standoffish and rude
at a show yesterday. She didn't want to talk to anyone and almost looked
like she was being forced to be there. If you approached her then a burly
guy would block your path. That is probably why when the bottom of her dress
got caught and then exposed one half of her bare butt, it took several minutes
before anyone bothered to tell her. She rushed from the area right after
being told.
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#8**
Fashion Week: This A list mostly movie actress who also happens to be an
Academy Award winner but not very friendly left a show yesterday while her
handler kept telling people to not speak to Ms. _______ and do not touch
her. No one even cared that she was there. I didn't think I could like her
less but I was wrong. Reese Witherspoon
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#9**
Fashion Week: This former A+ list mostly movie actress doesn't even really
act any longer. She still has a name though and one of the more memorable
movie roles of all-time. She has had some very famous relationships too.
Oh, and some celebrity offspring. Anyway she discovered this morning that
she wasn't given a front row seat to a show and stole a seat in the front
row. When she was asked to vacate it by the person who it had been assigned
to, our actress said, "I don't think so." The person backed down and our
actress sat right in front.
Kim
Basinger ("9 12 Weeks")
Ralph
Lauren show
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#10**
Kindness: This A list mostly television actor who has been on television
or on the movies forever and is still great looking is on a hit network show.
While filming his show he ran into a homeless man that he actually knew.
After giving the man a meal at the craft services table our actor hired the
man as an extra for five days of shooting.
Mark
Harmon "NCIS"
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#11**
This A list celebrity/do everything guy/reality host was at a party last
night and was talking about his wife while a woman sat on his lap kissing
him and asking when they were going to leave.
Nick
Cannon
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#12**
I keep hoping this foreign born B list celebrity who is a pro girlfriend
will give this foreign born C list celebrity in his own country a refund.
The guy spent thousands of dollars on the B lister to get photos of the two
of them together and to get noticed but so far he has had no job offers.
Kelly
Brook/David McIntosh
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/13 **#13**
When they got married she was a B list mostly television actress at the peak
of her fame. She had been on a very hit show and thought she would make money
forever. She also listened to her at the time A list celebrity who told her
he would always take care of her and the pre-nup was just to protect them
in case something bad happened in life, not their marriage. She believed
him and signed a horrific pre-nup. She believed him when he said he loved
her even though he cheated on her hundreds of times. She stuck by him through
him getting other women pregnant and bringing home STD's to his wife. She
believed him when he told her he would take care of her after their divorce.
He split with the wife because he found someone younger. She signed a ridiculous
agreement and he would give her a few bucks every now and again while still
sleeping with her any chance he got. She believed him and all his lies and
still at her rock bottom he called her the other day and she went running
over to his place for sex and more promises. Her life has been ruined by
this guy and she keeps going back.
Donna D'Errico
"Baywatch" and Nikki Sixx "Motley Crue"
167.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/13
They always want to come back. This TV Personality divorced her hubby and
took up with The Help. Well, it didnt work out, and now she wants ex-hubby
back. He said no cause hes living it up right now, but can she change
his mind? Heidi Klum/Seal
168.
POPBITCH
02/13
Which party-loving Brit actor once looked so unkempt coming back into the
UK that he was given a proper welcome by border staff... which ended up with
him having a rubber-gloved hand up his arse? Rhys Ifans
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor loves to send notes to this other A+ list
mostly movie actor which generally only say, "I fucked her first." Apparently
the two can't stand each other.
George
Clooney to Bradley Cooper (Renee Zellweger)
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#2**
This female US Olympian moves fast. Just a few days after arriving to Sochi
this married US NHL player has been hooking up with the controversial female.
Apparently she has been texting him and sexting him for months which would
kind of go against everything she has said in the past. Lolo Jones
(Womens Bobsledding
team)/2014
Men's Olympic Roster
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#3**
This A list television actress on a very very hit network show caught her
husband with strippers a couple of weeks ago. Well, she didn't actually walk
in on him but he had videos on his phone of strippers giving him lap dances.
He told his wife he was on a business trip. Because of a certain situation
she is uncertain whether she is going to file for divorce now or in a few
months but it will be revealed regardless.
Kerry
Washington "Scandal"
POSSIBLE SITUATION:
2014
Emmys in August/Emmy nomination or file before or after
she gives birth to their baby
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actor who is up for television if the check is large
enough is old enough to be the grandfather of the two women he was spotted
with this week at lunch. The Academy Award winner/nominee dropped $20K on
clothes and bags and shoes for the women who he took to a party later that
night. He spent time with each of them alone in a changing room while they
were trying on dresses.
Jon
Voight
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#5**
This A list celebrity/singer who is out of the country today is telling friends
she once almost hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who is an A list
celebrity deserving of C list status. Apparently the reason they didn't
completely hook up she says is because he couldn't stand to attention. She
says that he tried to blame it on her.
A list
celebrity/singer: Rhianna
Tweener: Justin Bieber
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#6**
This former B list mostly television actress who can't seem to get a break
on a good television show after being on one of the best probably deserves
to be C list now, but I like her so she remains B list. She is also about
to split with her significant other after she caught him cheating for the
umpteenth time.
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actress from a hit cable television show has
tried her hands at movies too. The actress was found slumped on the floor
of a restaurant last night with some pills in hand. She was helped up and
she said she was fine but she was fairly incoherent. The manager of the place
wanted her to sign a release but she just got out of the bathroom and restaurant
as soon as she could.
Emma
Roberts "American Horror Story"
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#8**
This A+ list diva made workers wait for two hours yesterday in the cold because
she decided she wasn't ready for a photo. She made one of her assistants
travel around the city looking for a special nail polish. Two hours later
the assistant was successful. The diva wore gloves during the shoot.
Mariah
Carey
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#9**
This B list celebrity/reality star paid two women $10K each and another woman
an undisclosed amount to keep quiet about their previous sexual relationships.
That virginity claim needed to be protected to ensure the big payday and
the paydays in the future from his prospective employer who loves that he
stayed a virgin until he was married.
Sean
Lowe "The Bachelor"
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#10**
This former B list mostly television actress who will probably be an A list
celeb until she dies is filming a commercial out of the country. Yesterday
she got so blitzed shooting it that they couldn't shoot anything but she
did take off all her clothes for the crew and walked around like that for
a good ten minutes.
Pam
Anderson
(in
New Zealand filming an ad)
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#11**
This B list former reality star who has been in some high profile relationships
with kids from each and managed to stay in the limelight despite not doing
much in her life, had botox serum and needles taken from her when she tried
to take them through airport security yesterday. As rich as she is you would
think someone else would be doing it for her.
Kimora
Lee Simmons
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14 **#12**
KINDNESS: This foreign born A list mostly movie actor was in a big franchise.
Since then he has been hanging onto his A list status by a thread. The kids
at his former school love the actor though because he spent $500K of his
own money to pay for the rebuilding of the school's theatre which had to
be demolished. He even has agreed to act in the first play the school puts
on when the building is finished sometime later this year.
Robert
Pattinson "Twilight"
181.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/14
After each show at New York Fashion Week, there is typically some sort of
reception or casual party backstage. A pretty actress was seated in the front
row of one designers show, and attended the reception afterward. However,
she spent more time talking to one of the more famous models than to the
designer. Why? She wanted to interrogate the model about the affair she had
with actress husband a couple of years ago! The actress was incredibly
blunt about it, too. "Congratulations on the show. So
how long were
you fucking my husband?" The model admitted that she knew the husband (who
is also famous), but rather weakly denied the affair and scurried away, clearly
embarrassed about the showdown and the fact that several others had witnessed
the accusation.
Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
Hubby: Chris Martin
Model: Adriana Lima
Show: Jason Wu for Hugo Boss
or
Actress: Blake Lively
Hubby: Ryan Reynolds
Model: Agnes Fischer
Show: Michael Kors
182.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/14
Which celebrity couple, one is a reality star, one is not, plan to celebrate
Valentines Day by asking a very close friend to join them in the bedroom?
He has a huge ego and loves the idea of being worshipped by two beautiful
women. This is not the first time his lady has agreed to sharing him with
another women. While she was pregnant also turned a blind eye while he
enjoyed himself!
183.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/14
Before she became a Housewife, she was working that stripper pole. Thats
not exactly something she hides but this Peach is far from bold about
being into ladies. Dont believe me.. Just ask Dwight Eubanks. When
she and her other half left their southern city to head west.. were
told they let loose! Know why? Our tipster tells us not only is that where
she picked up her Hollywood stay trim [cocaine] diet, the couple
also jumped on the citys secret swingin bandwagon! Ask Kim
Kardashian. Thats when she quickly found out just how much flossin
in Hollywood and ballin in the ATL differs in dollars! With both shows
now cancelled, sources say shes behind on the mortgage and tax payments
for her California crib. Our blind item believed like Kim Zolciak
her wedding would have led Bravo to give her a spin-off show. That
didnt happen. Insiders say .. when it comes to Kim shes green
with envy. Know why? Because she lives in a house she always dreamed about
and calls an NFL player her hubby. This while her dude is "a broke,
Viagra-poppin queen." NeNe and Greg Leakes
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#1**
These two actresses/former co-stars hate each other. One is a B list mostly
television actress on a struggling network show. The other is a B+ list mostly
television actress who goes from one hit project to the next. Apparently
the B lister, who used to be an A lister is jealous of the B+ lister and
used to treat her like crap. It also doesn't help that another former co-star
who is always willing to stir up trouble and desperate for parts whispers
things in each of their ears.
B
list actress: Sarah Michelle Gellar
B+ actress: Alyson Hannigan
Former co-star: Michelle Trachtenberg
Show: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#2**
This A list singer/celebrity who is really close to that B+ line drank a
half bottle of vodka in about 30 minutes while waiting for her flight. Hunkered
down in a corner with sunglasses on she had a waiter in the airport lounge
doing non-stop laps bringing her drinks while another airline employee kept
away interested people.
Selena
Gomez
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15 **#3**
This C list celebrity who is more famous for being the girlfriend of this
A list tool who should be in jail is being investigated by the police for
shoplifting from Mont Blanc. I guess she is a fan of pens. Karrueche
Tran/Chris Brown
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#1**
This former A list mostly television actor has had two really awful hit shows
and now makes a living as a human parody and reality star almost died a few
weeks ago from alcohol poisoning. A week in rehab was all he could stand
though.
David
Hasselhoff (missed daughter Hayleys debut catwalk appearance Friday
"London's Plus Size Fashion Weekend")
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#2**
This A list reality star who is only A list because his show is an A list
network reality show brought a date to a party but spent the night trying
to convince her to have a threesome. She finally agreed but only if it was
two guys so our reality star picked out this up and coming C list celeb offspring
who everyone thinks is great looking.
A list reality star: Adam Levine
Reality show: "The Voice"
C list celeb offspring: Scott Eastwood (Clint's son) or Max Irons (Jeremy's
son)
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#3**
This A+ list singer/celebrity was spotted while out this past week. Of course
she was because she wanted to be. Several teens and pre-teens tried to get
photos or an autograph with the singer but she blew them off or had her multiple
bodyguards keep them away from her saying she didn't have time. What she
did have time for were about an hour pf photos with a paid photographer who
distributed the photos to tabloids. Apparently those were the only smiles
she had. Katy Perry; Selena Gomez
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/16 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor says he has no problems with his teen daughter
taking pot for herself from his stash. He has been smoking in front of her
for years. Bruce Willis; Jamie Foxx
191.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 02/17
1. Which actor is more worried about his looks than he lets on? A recent
secret lower face-lift has helped him show off a more distinguished jawline.
Brad Pitt; Hugh Jackman; George Clooney
2. WHICH married New York chef is having an affair with a much younger woman? Bobby Flay
3. WHICH fashion icon sends out a scout to all locations and vacation spots he visits to check out the furniture, and make adjustments including sawing down table legs to make them the right height? Tommy Hilfiger
4. WHICH newly single actor has been celebrating his freedom with wild nights out on Ecstasy? Taye Diggs
5. WHICH top model had her boobs fixed by a plastic surgeon after she was overlooked for a modeling job for high-end lingerie firm La Perla? Miranda Kerr
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#1**
This very pregnant B+ list mostly movie actress was spotted boozing it up
in public. She kept saying she should stop but kept pouring away and wondering
if she could get away with smoking somewhere where she couldn't be photographed
outside. Elsa Pataky; Olivia Wilde; Teresa Palmer; Ginnifer
Goodwin
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#2**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor was at an event this past week. The
actor, who is probably down to a B+ now because of his lack of work still
enjoys A+ list name recognition. He also enjoys very young women. He told
the women around him that he only wanted to go home with someone in their
teens. No one was younger than 21 though so our actor said he guessed that
would do and sent the rest on their way.
Mel
Gibson
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#3**
This Academy Award winning actress doesn't work much any longer but at least
one of her kids does. Our actress will always be a B and will probably always
have A list name recognition. It was really awkward when she went into one
of her regular stores and was told she had a bunch of clothes on hold and
did she want to pick them up. It turns out they weren't for the actress but
for her husband's mistress. She had used the husband's name to hold them
and the cashier assumed they must belong to our actress so told her about
them.
Melanie
Griffith/Antonio
Banderas
(and this is why I usually say Academy Award
winner/nominee)
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#4**
This former A list rapper and now just an interesting name that had a big
gig this past weekend went to what he thought was a strip club. It was more
burlesque though and when there was no nudity and told there were no lap
dances he actually quoted Michael K and said that was some Benjamin Buttons
shit and walked out.
Busta
Rhymes "NBA All-Star Game"
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#5**
They might have spent Valentine's Day together but this B list mostly television
actress on a fairly hit network show should ask her B list celebrity boyfriend
what he was doing the night before. He and this other celebrity from the
same region of the world took some strippers back to a hotel. The strippers
said there wasn't a condom in sight but lots of sex as the pair of celebs
swapped strippers throughout the night.
B
list television actress: Hayden Panettiere
Network show: "Nashville"
B list celebrity boyfriend: Wladimir Klitschko
Other celebrity: Vitali Klitschko - brother or Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Region of the world: Ukraine
Panettiere
and Klitschko call off wedding
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actress turned B- list mostly movie
actress turned back to television because no one likes anything she does,
knows her latest movie project is a loser so pleaded poverty to the indie
producers when they asked her to pony up some money to finish it.
Actress:
Katherine Heigl
Television project: "State of Affairs"
Movie: "Jenny's Wedding"
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#7**
This A list everything mogul had sex with one of his harem over the weekend.
Not exactly what one normally thinks of in his situation.
Simon
Cowell (His baby mama gave birth)
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actress who got her start on reality television
went through about five guys before she found someone who believed her when
she said she was interested in the person for love and not for their money.
The B list celeb/athlete she finally hooked has no idea she already fed the
same lines to one of his teammates who wasn't stupid enough to take the hook.
Julianne
Hough/NHL player Brooks Laich
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#9**
This "Real Housewife" gave a naked lap dance to her personal pap for his
birthday. Her husband knew about it but didn't care. She did a lot more for
money back in the day. It is how he met her after all. Joanna Krupa "The
Real Housewives of Miami"
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#10**
This A+ list mostly movie actress has been doing a lot of drugs lately. Two
years ago she hadn't touched anything stronger than a margarita. Now things
are so bad that she barely is able to even shoot anything. When she isn't
working she is using or passed out. She is in bad shape. Look for a rehab
visit towards the end of March when awards season and filming of her latest
project finish. Amy Adams
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17 **#11**
This B list mostly television actress hasn't been in the spot for awhile.
She got rid of some people close to her that were spilling a lot about her.
Smart move on her part. She is pretty crazy about her actor boyfriend and
she has always had a lot of kink in her life as her old boyfriends can attest
to. Our actress would do anything for her guy and that includes one of his
favorite things to do which is swap. The problem our actress faced is that
she has a fairly recognizable face and is on a fairly hit show. The boyfriend
found a couple of couples he thought could be discreet and they had been
but that is only because at least one of the couples didn't recognize our
actress until the black wig she always wore for the encounters came off during
a particularly aggressive sex session. The actress thought the couple knew
who she was but from the look on their faces when the wig came off she knew
they didn't know until that moment and they have been talking to everyone
in their little circle about the actress who loves to swing and is not shy
about sex at all. Apparently she is into some crazy crazy stuff.
B list television actress: Jenny McCarthy
Actor boyfriend: Donnie Wahlberg
203.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/17
We had to laugh about the reports of this pop star losing her virginity to
an actor. Her first was a young former pop star. Her second was an older
singer. The actor may or may not have been a very distant third.
Pop star: Taylor Swift
Actor:
Jake Gyllenhaal (story)
1st former pop star: Joe Jonas
2nd older singer: John Mayer
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress who seems to always be around while never
working in great big movies but always keeping her name in the news and hitting
a lot of red carpets was telling a friend the other night that she caught
her boyfriend with another woman in bed the night before. While having drinks
with her girlfriend the boyfriend texted her and told her to come over and
our actress dropped a hundred on the table and said she was going to give
him another chance and left.
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#2**
This C list mostly movie actress/A- list singer/celebrity has had a busy
couple of weeks. On a film set she worked for two days but managed to have
sex with one of the leads of the movie during that time. She also went to
a party where she made out with random women and men all the while texting
her A list celebrity/singer boyfriend.
C list
mostly movie actress/A- list singer/celebrity: Rita Ora
Film: Mia Grey/"Fifty Shades of Grey"
Lead: Jamie Dornan
A list celebrity/singer boyfriend: Calvin Harris
Prince's
Surprise London Gig
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress who is on television right now and is one
of the better actresses working right now is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
She is also holding a grudge over this angelic A- list mostly movie actress
who she accuses of sleeping with the director of their shared movie. She
says that the angelic one was given more lines because of the relationship
and more attention by the director after filming and cost our B lister the
award she most coveted.
B list mostly movie actress: Alfre Woodard
Television show: "Copper"
A- list mostly movie actress: Lupita Nyong'o
Shared movie: "12 Years a Slave"
Director: Steve McQueen
Award: Academy Award nomination
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actress was clean for several years until she started
dating her actor boyfriend with the big name. Now she is back on drugs in
a big way but refuses to start injecting herself again and just limits herself
to the pills she says are almost as good.
B list mostly movie actress: Amber Heard
Actor boyfriend: Johnny Depp
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#5**
This C list reality star who has been in the news enough lately to make him
A list for a couple of weeks had a threesome on Valentine's Day and neither
of the women in the threesome was his B list reality star wife from an A
list reality franchise. He told the women the couple is no longer together.
C
list reality star: Apollo Nida
B list reality star wife: Phaedra Parks
A list reality franchise: "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#6**
This current Academy Award nominee kept trying to convince a 15 year old
teen to go back to his hotel room while he was in her country. He knew she
was 15. She came up to him and wanted a photo and after the photo he kept
trying to get her phone number and kept touching her and telling her they
should go party. Michael Fassbender at Baftas in London
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actor recently found another wife who obviously
never reads gossip. Hopefully she can read some of the prescriptions he takes
because he was spreading a nasty STD a few weeks before he got married.
Terrence Howard
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#8**
This A list celebrity/rapper had a seizure over the weekend but was drinking
sizzurp 6 hours after. He also found out he is going to be a daddy for the
millionth time.
Lil
Wayne
212.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#9**
This former A list rock star was talking a lot of talk but failed to deliver
so to speak when two groupies wanted to have sex with him the other night.
They sneaked into a recording studio and our singer acted like he was going
to take the two women right there but when it came time to actually do it
he just couldn't manage. He says it was because there were too many people
around. Well, he used to have cameras around during his reality show.
Bret
Michaels "Rock of Love"
213.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18 **#10**
Charity: I love when I read about celebrities doing good for people and giving
their time and money to worthy causes. It is why I have kindness blinds.
What I don't like are celebrities who say they have a charity but don't or
have a charity they raise money for but don't ever do anything with the money
or just squander it on administrative expenses. Over the next few months
I will be writing about some of the celebrities and their causes that only
exist in their imagination. This celebrity/singer is beloved by her fans.
Probably a B lister despite not doing much of anything for a very long time.
Fairly good looking and a friend of plastic surgeons everywhere. She also
says she has a charity. Actually over the years she has mentioned three
charities. None of them exist but she says she works for them and with them
all the time. Maybe in her head or on a piece of paper but there is no record
the charities exist except when she talks about them to reporters. She once
got a cover article on a tabloid talking about all the charity work she did
for one of the charities she said she established and what they were hoping
to do and had done but it doesn't even exist. As far as I can tell she hasn't
raised any money for her fictional charities but I hate people think she
is doing all of this good for someone or people when she does not do anything.
Very disheartening because she is supposed to be better than that.
214.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/18
This Actress is now spending most of her time simply accompanying her cute
Significant Other to his job. However, even when she goes to work with him,
she still acts like it is all about her! A couple of weeks ago she was totally
alone in his dressing room. After he was done working, the S.O. invited some
people back to his dressing room to hang out. Did she greet them and network
with them? No. The Actress was annoyed that they were invading her space.
However, rather than approaching them directly or talking to her S.O. about
it, she simply walked up to the bodyguard and said, "Make them all leave!
Now! And make sure that they didnt take any photos!" Yes, the guests
heard her, and the embarrassed S.O. sheepishly escorted them out. What was
the actress compelling reason for being so anti-social? She wanted
to watch television! Yes, it was his dressing room at his workplace, but
she thinks that if she is in a room, it belongs to her. Guess we now know
who is in control of that relationship! Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake;
Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher
215.
NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/18
Which young singer, with a huge following, is terrifying one political party
with her recent actions fearing they might turn young people off from
voting? "Making fun of one big time political legend could really have a
big effect on the next election," one ABC Political news source tells NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB. "It is true that the election is years away and young people
have very short memories, however, they wish she would stop."
Singer Miley Cyrus
Political Party Democrats
Political Legend Bill Clinton
Miley
stimulates oral sex on Bill Clinton impersonator
216.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/18
He may be a millionaire, but what many people may not know is his infamous
Hollywood reputation for being a cheapskate. According to our tipster.. he
treats his Black employees like garbage leaving them to
"beg and chase him for their paychecks." Insiders reveal hes got a
hidden hatred for women. Dont believe me.. Just ask his
baby momma Norma, who dude wants locked up over his issues with his visitations
with his daughter. Were told thats why Will Smith is constantly
over at Baby Boys house to console him. This after he recently put
his daughter on the back burner so he could visit his half Arab, half Black
deported heiress ex-girlfriend/beard Maya in Dubai.
Tyrese
Gibson
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#1**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who used to be a mostly
movie guy and is now on a hit pay cable show is married but didn't stop him
from bringing along his girlfriend on a family vacation. While the family
took part in activities our actor took part in some hotel room activities.
Jeremy Irons "The Borgias"
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#2**
This B list celebrity used to be A list when his band was more popular and
he was in the tabloids more frequently. He shared some exciting news the
other day but failed to talk about another person in his life who he got
pregnant and pays child support to.
Pete
Wentz "Fall Out Boy" (going to have baby with girlfriend)
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#3**
This foreign born B list celebrity who does a little bit of everything and
does it annoyingly spent an hour in a club bathroom the other night puking
her brains out after trying to prove she could chug an entire bottle of vodka.
Nothing says a great night like the cool dirty tiles of a club bathroom stall.
Rita
Ora
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#4**
This former A list celebrity/singer who had a lot of big hits was trading
tales with this married other former A list celebrity/singer who might be
more famous at this point for who he was married to rather than his singing.
Apparently they agreed to try and talk this female former A list
celebrity/singer/reality star into a threesome since they both have had sex
with her. One currently and one back in the day.
Former A list celebrity/singer:
Married other former A list celebrity/singer:
Who he was married to:
Female former A list celebrity/singer/reality star:
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#5**
At a store in NYC, this was heard as two brawny guys bullied people out of
the way. "Everyone needs to clear this aisle. Move out of the aisle now.
There is a celebrity coming and they will need their space. Please do not
talk to or look at the celebrity. They will be here just a short time and
then you can get back to shopping in this aisle. You will just have to wait."
Who shows up? This B list celebrity who is supposedly the host of some show
on cable but is known for being contracted to this A+ list mostly movie actor.
No one recognized her and everyone was laughing as she pretended to be shopping
while paps took photos.
Stacy
Keibler "Supermarket Superstar"/George Clooney
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#6**
This gay former boy bander is being cheated on by his boyfriend. Well, I
guess he could be giving styling tips to other guys while naked in that spa
in West Hollywood. Lance Bass
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actress is doing a little television. No one can
decide whether they love or hate the actress. One day she will scream and
yell at everyone working on the show and threaten to have every person fired
and the next day she buys the entire cast and crew lunch and spends thousands
of dollars doing so.
Halle
Berry "Extant"
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#8**
This B list celebrity/singer was wasted out of her mind on pot while speaking
at a faith based event. Not the first time she says one thing and does another.
Hey, at least it wasn't a stay off drugs speech. She did that before.
Selena
Gomez
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee
got into a huge fight with her husband before boarding a plane because she
says he was drunk and obnoxious. She refused to sit next to him and there
were no more seats in first class. He refused to budge so our actress sat
in the very last row of the plane in a middle seat.
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#10**
After having an employee of her husband fired last year for not keeping the
rain away from our actress, she had several people desperate to keep her
dry at an event this year. This A list Academy Award nominee/winner actress
said it is one of the perks to being married to someone rich.
Salma
Hayek (husband: François-Henri Pinault)
227.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/19 **#11**
This actor used to be B+ list. Mostly movies. Had a bright future. Comes
from a family of actors. Then he got hooked on drugs. Life went to crap.
He did manage to find someone to love him and marry him. He got her hooked
on drugs. He also rented her out when times were bad or they really needed
money for drugs. At first she would only do it for the kid and then she would
only do it for the kid or rent and then it got to the point he was pretty
much pimping her out everyday. She got off drugs. He didn't. She has been
trying to make a living away from being a hooker. Thinks she can be a star
so is divorcing her actor pimp husband.
Jason
London/Sofia Karstens
228.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 02/19
Remember his big snub? Turns out it had something to do with his perfect
wife. You wouldn't think anyone could hold anything against her -- the ideal
mother, the supportive spouse -- but this goes back years, when she was a
candidate for a set-up. A very powerful man set her up with a single man
who needed a girlfriend. A professional meeting turned into him knowing
everything about her -- too much about her -- and a very strange gift: wildlife.
She ran the f-ck away and didn't look back, offending the major Hollywood
player who tried to broker the romance. He was so disappointed in her that
he put out the word -- he won't work with her anymore. And eventually, when
it came for her now-husband to rise to acclaim, and against his own project
no less, he called in every contact he could to make sure that the husband's
name wasn't included, though in the end, even he couldn't control the outcome.
Powerful man: Steven Spielberg/ "Lincoln"
Single Man: Tom Cruise
Very strange gift:
Bengal
tiger
Candidate: Jennifer Garner
Her now husband: Ben Affleck/"Argo"
Affleck wasnt nominated for Best Direction, but did win for Best
Picture
229.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/19
This blind item is an fascinating one because it involves several actors
from a popular television show
and shows how their nice on-screen images
have little in common with their evil off-screen behavior! This popular network
show has been on the air for a few years. Although cast members have come
and gone, two of the original cast members Actor 1 and Actress 1
are still on the show and are probably the most well-known. They both play
nice, earnest on-screen characters. Well, their longevity and popularity
has apparently gone to their heads
as they are now plotting to get
one of the other cast members kicked off the show! Their target? Actor 2,
a good-looking and talented cast member who has been a very popular addition
to the show. Maybe a little too popular, because Actor 1 and Actress 2 both
hate him and want him gone! Now, Actor 1 and Actress 1 know that they cant
just go to the producers and demand that Actor 2 be fired. So, they are being
sneaky about it. They have been going directly to the producers, pitching
story lines that they think would benefit the show next season
and
every one of those story lines just happens to call for the elimination of
Actor 2. "Its for the good of the show!" they keep insisting. Right.
How would you would feel if you found out that two of your coworkers
people who you thought were your friends were secretly plotting to
have you fired? Well, Actor 1 and Actress 1 on a popular TV show are not
just plotting to have their coworker, Actor 2, fired. They have already picked
out his replacement. And Actor 2 has absolutely no idea that any of this
is happening! Their choice to replace Actor 2? Actor 3, a colorful guy who
rose to fame on a reality television show that is now waning in popularity.
At a recent party, Actor 1 told a group of people (which included Actor 3)
that he cant wait for Actor 2 to be pushed out so that Actor 3 can
join the cast full-time
as a love interest for Actor 1! The show is
transitioning next season, so it will be interesting to see how this all
plays out. Will Actress 1 and Actor 1 be able to successfully convince the
producers that their evil casting plan will revitalize the show and keep
it on the air for a few more years? Will Actor 2 be marginalized or fired?
Will Actor 3 come on board full time? Will the fans of the show freak out
over these changes
or will the casting shake up actually make them
happy?
TV Show: "Glee"
Actress 1: Lea Michele
Actor 1: Chris Colfer
Actor 2: Darren Criss
Actor 3: Adam Lambert
230. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/19
After Selena Gomez shocked the world by announcing that she had been to rehab,
another young star has secretly checked in to deal with all the problems
that come with fame and fortune. No-one has any idea, and she wants to keep
this private. She has built her entire career on being that normal
girl, and does not want fans to know the truth. If it comes out that she
is getting help, they will use the exhausted answer, when in
reality the poor dear is in big trouble with booze and pills!
Ariana
Grande
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#1**
This B list mostly television actor who should be a C but is married to someone
who is also a B- list mostly television actress/model. Together they keep
each other higher than they would be separately. I wonder if the wife knows
the husband was gathering phone numbers as fast as he could the other night
at a club. He had two phones with him and was entering all the women on one
of the phones. He also took a photo of each one to go with their phone number.
Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#2**
This way underage daughter who is a celebrity in her own right of a west
coast Real Housewife was spotted doing lines of coke like a champion the
other night. 30 minutes of doing lines had her running around with a huge
tear in that designer dress she was wearing. Yolanda Fosters "Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills" daughter Gigi Hadid (model in 2014 Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Edition)
233.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#3**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who is extremely lucky to find work
now but still enjoys A list name recognition wasn't able to film scenes for
her new movie this week. She had a little pick me up during hair and makeup
and another pick me up with some coffee to get going and another a short
time later and by noon was hammered and was an even worse actress than normal
so her scenes were pushed to today.
Tara
Reid "Sharknado 2: The Second One"
234.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#4**
It is the least known cast for this franchise and the studio is making sure
nothing happens that will damage it. One of the leads in the next installment
of the franchise which is using different actors this time around has been
assigned a sober companion to keep him on time and away from drugs and booze
so he can finish filming. Studios are in love with the guy but not his partying
habits. Miles Teller or Jamie Bell "The Fantastic Four"
235.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#5**
This almost A+ list singer has her own line of clothes at a discount retailer.
When asked why she never wears any of the designs she said they were awful
and the store is awful, but that the checks are really nice.
Nicki
Minaj
Kmart
236.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#6**
This B list foreign born female singer with some very famous friends was
at the Elle Style Awards. At one point during the night she was so drunk
that she lifted her dress and revealed she was going commando. She then sat
down on the lap of a married actor and said she wanted to see if he liked
her. She did this right in front of the guy's wife.
Female
singer: Rita Ora
Married actor:
237.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#7**
This youngest reality daughter in an A list reality family doesn't do anything
all day but smoke pot, take selfies and get naked online with her boyfriend.
If he tries to distribute the images he has recorded he will go to jail though.
She isn't 18.
Kylie
Jenner/Tyga
238.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#8**
This B list mostly television actress from a hit cable show has done it again.
She found a married B+ list mostly movie actor and is calling it true love.
He calls it sex. This will be revealed.
January
Jones/Ethan Hawke (filming "Good Kill")
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#9**
This B- list mostly movie actress is married. She really should be a C- list
mostly movie actress but has A+ list name recognition and a pill problem
that has her in and out of rehab. An overdose the other night has sent her
back for the fifth or sixth time in the past few months. She keeps leaving.
Jessica Biel
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/20 **#10**
This B list celebrity/former reality star and all around money hustler has
always had a thing for women. I remember one time the married celeb set her
sights on this B list singer/celebrity/actress who got her start on a reality
show. Our celeb was convinced she had a chance at the singer and gave her
the full court press and bought her gifts and took her to dinner and even
introduced her to someone who would make the singer a huge star. The catch
was the singer had to play with our B lister. When the singer thought she
was talented enough to get the deal without playing she found all doors to
the recording industry suddenly closed. No more records for her. She had
to find different ways to make money which is why she looked to televison
and movies. Our B list celebrity had no problems convincing her first husband
to join her with other women. He was going to have women whether his wife
wanted him to or not. Having the other women join them lengthened their marriage
significantly. One of her more high profile romances went sour because her
guy didn't like the ides of her being with anyone whether it be man or woman.
Of course he had no problems with himself being with other women. Her current
guy doesn't care what our B lister does. He just feels fortunate to be having
sex with a celebrity. He has had lots of beautiful women but they were all
paid for. He has to pay our B lister too but she made it seem all so reasonable
and recently she celebrated their partnership by bringing him a different
woman each night she picked out for them to play with.
B list celebrity/former reality star: Kimora Lee Simmons
B list singer/celebrity/actress: Katharine McPhee
Introduced her to:
First husband: Russell Simmons
Current guy: Tim Leissner
High profile romance: Djimon Hounsou
241.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/20
This Lady wrote a nice book for women and their committed relationships with
men. One problem....... somebody forgot to tell her man! The camera never
lies, and it caught him not following the advice in the book. Hmmmmmmmmmmm!
LaLa Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony
242.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#1**
These two celebrities now have something in common. Previously this married
A+ list celebrity spent some time with an escort, who is one of the highest
paid escorts in the world. Apparently she has now also hooked up with this
A list Spanish speaking celebrity/singer. The escort was paid for as a gift
by the same man.
Married
A+ list celebrity: David Beckham
A list Spanish speaking celebrity/singer: Marc Anthony
243.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#2**
This former A list tweener celeb/singer says he is sober but that was him
passed out drunk on a float in the middle of a pool who had to be brought
to dry land so he wouldn't fall off and drown.
Aaron
Carter
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#3**
This A list Academy Award winning actor loves his current girlfriend. He
found her in a BDSM club and the aging actor says that she lets him do whatever
he wants to her. When he tried the same thing with his B- list mostly movie
actress ex she kicked him out of the house and filed for divorce.
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was
doing press for her latest project and reporters kept offering her gum because
she reeked of booze. It was painful to sit across from her.
Marisa
Tomei/"The Realistic Joneses" Broadway press preview
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress who should be closer to a B- based on her
current box office success used to be an A list mostly movie actress. Her
manager is so scared of being fired by the never really nice actress that
the manager didn't even visit their daughter who was in the hospital having
emergency surgery because the manager was afraid to be out of sight of the
actress for longer than a few minutes. Katherine Heigl
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#6**
Two aging rock stars. Both were A list back in the day although one was A
list as a solo artist (then memorably and briefly with a group) and one was
A list for way longer as the singer for an A list group. Last night at a
party there was a groupie they both wanted. Instead of fighting about it,
the pair talked the groupie into having sex with both of them backstage.
The groupie was not even old enough to remember when the pair were even relevant
in music.
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#7**
So how do you see your girlfriend if you are a married closeted B- list mostly
movie actress? You open a business with her so you can see and be with her
everyday.
Jessica
Biel/Estee Stanley (a restaurant, called Au Fudge, is like a "Soho House
for kids"
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#8**
This former B list mostly television actor has been arrested about as many
times as series he has appeared on. His arrests are always gloriously horrific.
Our actor was spotted walking down Robertson picking cigarette butts up off
the ground and smoking the ones that had anything left to smoke.
Andy
Dick
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#9**
This married A list Academy Award winning actress is having an affair on
the set of her new movie. Apparently she has a smile on her face most of
the time too so this is exceptional. I just imagine if you touched her skin
your finger would freeze. Nicole Kidman "Queen of the Desert"
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#10**
This B list reality show personality is A list if you are home during the
day. He has never been in a blind before. Married, our B lister has a reputation
with the hookers in his area as someone you definitely don't want to have
sex with because he is way too large.
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21 **#11**
This celebrity used to be A list. He used to be on television. He has been
in movies. Used to have women throw themselves all over him when he performed.
Now though he is a shell of his former self. His much younger wife calls
the shots. She has a boyfriend in the mafia and the two of them have cleaned
out the much older performer. They take every one of his paychecks. She says
that she is watching his money but he has no idea it is just ending up in
her pockets. When she needed to settle on a debt she managed to run a little
scam that netted her over a million dollars and her husband was none the
wiser. Our performer thinks he is still a stud and that women still love
him but his wife arranges for hookers or strippers to come backstage after
a show and pretend to be groupies. The husband loves that his wife never
seems to mind when he spends time alone with the women. The wife rarely lets
her husband touch her. She sleeps in a separate room and that is when she
actually decides to sleep at home. Most of the time she spends the night
at her boyfriend's home. She used to be a quiet, shy person and then when
she got into trouble with some gambling issues she became an entirely different
person. Quite the wife. Wayne Newton/Kathleen McCrone
253. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/21
This west coast rapper is known to boss up and roll with Gd up goons.
But back in the day.. he once took off like track star Usain Bolt and flew
over a six-foot fence to dodge a beat-down. Dont believe me..
Ask Suge Knight. Know why? Our blind item had beef with the Death Row Records
founder, and took it to wax. Thats before the day sources tell us "he
was chilling in the backyard at Jamie Foxxs house" when Suge
showed up at the front door. He has some shows lined up in England
but the U.K. government has yet to clear his passport, and hes said
to need that guap. Dont believe me.. Ask Tami Roman. He would make
more money if he went the independent route. The problem is.. hes choosing
to wait for "Baby" to sign him. Hes a regular paid-to-appear Hollywood
club-hopper, used by venues to attract other celebs and media reports. Ask
Khloe Kardashian. The Game
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#1**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who had a run of movies that raced
to the top of the box office a little over a decade ago is now probably a
B lister but he will always have A list name recognition. Aging and cranky,
the actor was out to dinner the other night and brought his own wine. Several
bottles. At the end of the night he got the bill and saw the corkage fee
the place charged. He argued over the $50 charge on his $500 tab. The restaurant
wouldn't budge and our actor walked out of the place without paying the charge
and told them they could sue him. He didn't tip either.
Mel
Gibson
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#2**
This SI model who seemed to be everywhere last year spent the first part
of the week hooking up with her back on again boyfriend and the end of the
week last week spending the night in the hotel room of her ex. Both are
celebrities but two entirely different professions.
Sports
Illustrated model: Kate Upton
Back
on again boyfriend: Justin Verlander
Ex:
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
256.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#3**
This star of a FOX show that will be around awhile longer had a little surgery
to fix her nose after some nose candy issues. While doing that she also had
some other work done and she looks completely different than two years ago
and forced crew on her show to shoot her from completely different angles
so people would at least somewhat recognize her.
Naya
Rivera "Glee"
257.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#4**
This A+ list celebrity was at lunch yesterday and had a meltdown. It started
with her eating her food with her hands and then she started talking to herself
and the next thing you know it was the shortest lunch on record and everyone
got out of there.
Britney
Spears
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ and is an Academy Award
winner gave an interview to an obscure foreign publication. She thought it
would be great to show she cared about people in other parts of the world
and at one point during the interview said that she once had sex with this
A+ list celeb/rapper. The thing is her timeline didn't mesh and she would
have been married when it happened. Her publicist didn't catch it until a
week later when listening to the tape an assistant made during the interview.
Our actress got the magazine to remove the one paragraph from the story but
is the cover person for the issue and had to pose for photos rather than
just sending in some to be used.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Chris Martin/POSSIBLY: Jay-Z
"Fair
Lady Magazine"
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#6**
This former A+ list rapper/celeb thinks things will be different now that
he is moving in a new direction. Everything will be the same because the
guy he got all his rhymes from was killed two years ago and our former A+
lister can't do it on his own.
50
Cent
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22 **#7**
This former A list singer is now more reality star than anything else. She
spent some of her limited funds on several different identities which she
uses to buy prescription pills. There is rarely a time during the day where
she is not popping a pill. Toni Braxton
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#1**
One of the biggest foreign born female celebrities in the world is HIV+.
Apparently she was diagnosed almost two decades ago and has been living with
the disease since. She recently opened up to a group of people about living
with it.
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#2**
After a relapse this B list mostly movie actor who used to be an A list tweener
has been getting treatment at a rehab center outside of California. It is
the same place that one of America's favorite rehab darlings went once.
Zac
Efron "Cirque Lodge" in Utah/Lindsay Lohan
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#3**
This former A+ list celebrity might be pregnant but it hasn't slowed down
her drinking. Christina Aguilera
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#4**
These two married co-stars from a hit network show spent two hours together
yesterday in a suite at the Langham Hotel.
Kerry
Washington/Tony Goldwyn "Scandal" (NAACP awards in Pasadena,
CA)
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/23 **#5**
This former A+ list celebrity/singer who is now a B lister with A list name
recognition is back on heroin again. Strung out and pasty, he looks awful.
He has been trying to smoke pot to get an appetite but it isn't working.
He looks like death.
Scott
Weiland (Forgot about this blind)
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#1**
This way back in the day A list celebrity/singer who now is on a perpetual
casino tour with her family might want to take a break because her husband
cheats on her every time she hits the road. Just more drama for a drama filled
life but her first time in a blind.
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#2**
This former Bachelor and Bachelor spinoff contestant who got her start by
sleeping with a studio executive at 18 is cheating on her boyfriend with
the executive all these years later to try and get a spot on DWTS. Emily
Maynard
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#3**
At an event this weekend this C+ list mostly television actress who is on
a new show after getting her big break in a critically acclaimed movie is
not quite 21 yet. She did manage to get wasted at the event and then capped
off the night by puking all over this good looking A list television actor
from a long running network show.
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#4**
This B- list foreign born celebrity who is only B- here in the US because
she is higher in her own country is an offspring. She is also married with
two kids but it hasn't stopped her from leaving her husband at home with
the kids and having a torrid affair the past month. Peaches Geldof; Lily
Allen
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#5**
This briefly A list singer/celeb who is now settling down to a one hit wonder
B canceled a recent concert because he wanted double the amount of money
he was getting. He also submitted a backstage rider to rival an 80's hair
band. The venue held firm and our singer said buh bye.
Robin
Thicke
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#6**
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actor has become a director. He is casting a
new movie now and some of the scenes require nudity. The way he is casting
these specific parts is by inviting women to come to his place. If they sleep
with him he will get them a role in the movie. So far he has about 30 that
have slept with him and he is making good on his promise. It is not even
a big movie.
Zack
Braff "Swingles"
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is married and is an Academy Award
winner/nominee. His former model wife says that he never wants to have sex
with her and he is more interested in smoking pot and looking at himself
in the mirror than actually spending time with her. She says she is more
of an accessory for him now that he is forced to bring with him.
Matthew
McConaughey (Camila Alves)
"Inside
Actors Studio" Camila Alves: Husband Matthew McConaughey Isn't as Romantic
as His Movie Characters
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actor who will be a B+ again when the next installment
of his franchise is released paid $5K to a woman to pose with him in multiple
locations over the weekend.
Josh
Hutcherson "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1"
(Apparently he thought it would impress her and she would go out with
him again. She didn't though)
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#9**
This D list reality star who only is a reality star because of her A+ list
mostly movie actor ex-husband was wasted out of her mind over the weekend
and started throwing punches at a memorial event for the offspring of this
C list celebrity. She was throwing the punches at the C lister.
D
list reality star: Torrei Hart
A+ list ex-husband: Kevin Hart
C list celebrity: Tameka Raymond
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#10**
This former A- list mostly television actress who has also been an A- list
singer and a reality star and everything else she can do to make money has
also had lots of legal drama in her life. Oh, and some crazy family members.
Anyway, she recently called off her engagement. She wanted to get the story
out before her boyfriend started talking about her always cheating on him.
Actress
and singer: Brandy Norwood
Crazy relatives: brother/Ray J; cousin/Snoop Dogg
Automobile
accident that killed woman
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24 **#11**
The Not So Perfect Family: This B list celebrity/mostly movie actor offspring
is really young to be hooked on drugs, but he is. The only time he sees his
parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos. Otherwise
he hangs out with friends and does drugs. When he goes to rehab the family
won't look quite so perfect. He started off just doing some Molly and some
pot but has worked his way up to pills. He says that his life needs excitement
and that drugs let him be who he wants to be. He has introduced some of his
celebrity freinds to drugs and it is like one big group of tweeners with
way too much money and time on their hands and parents who just don't care.
As much as I want the guy to get help I do hope his family gets taken down
a notch because they want the world to think they are so great. Jaden
Smith son of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith
277.
BLIND
ITEM 02/24
Just a few years ago, this multi-hyphenate actor was one of the hottest stars
in the world. He worked a lot through 2012, but very little in 2013. Why
the slow down? Because drugs kept tripping him up last year! Hes a
mild-mannered guy in real life, but he absolutely rages on coke and gets
out of control and destructive (and self-destructive) very quickly. And he
does a lot of coke. He has been to rehab before to take care of the problem.
In fact, want to know where he is now? In rehab. Yes, again. In an ironic
twist, he recently talked about his sobriety in a rather awkward interview
(during a promotional tour for his latest film). You would have gotten the
impression from that interview that he is sober right now. Hes definitely
not. Same issue. Coke, coke, coke. Addiction is a slippery slope, my friends,
and he slipped and fell hard enough to break his sobriety. However, his team
does not want you to know this! So they kept him on his promotional tour
and then shipped him off to rehab when he was done. They are pretending that
he is on a slippery slope vacation in a place near the rehab facility (just
in case they need an occasional photo op to keep the ruse going). Why wont
they admit to rehab? One word: insurance! His repeated relapses in such a
short time frame make him practically uninsurable at this point.
Zac
Efron "Cirque Lodge"
278. MEDIA
TAKEOUT 02/24/14
[Popular Black celeb] got married to her [sorta popular Black celeb husband]
for the child, according to what he's hearing from colleagues. The rumors
are true that she's a lesbian, and [husband] found out he was her beard,
so now he's trying to get out of the marriage. He doesn't want to continue
with [Popular actress] because he doesn't agree with who she really is, views
homosexuality as a sin, blah blah Christianity. He threatened to out her
to the public. That's some real SCANDALOUS ish!!! Kerry Washington/Nnamdi
Asomugha
279. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/24
Todays blind item was turned out at a young age by producer Mr. Collipark.
Our 23-year-old blind item may now just be entering early manhood, but thanks
to an ATL walk through Colli-Park, his rainbow swag has been turned on! "Dude
was just a kid," a tipster tells us. The vibrant colors of the rainbow would
be the true shades backing **no pun intended** this soldier. Just take a
closer look into his modern day "urban" version of the Village People
complete with Superman steps. Dont believe me.. Just ask
dudes hag, skiing-slopes to get to Molly buddy, Katt Stacks. His Atlanta
Wonderland turned to Malice, after some of his so-called homeys pulled heists
at the rappers home. Thats what led the lyricist to bounce to
L.A. Pronto! Ask former SODMG artist, John Boy. Dig the Drop: "Dude is like
Bow Wow, both them cats been passed around the industry. Why do think Fiddy
bought him a tour bus?" Thoughts of pickin up the soap running through
his mind could be why word points to Pretty Boy as contemplating suicide.
Thats NOT Swag! Now, can you guess who Im talking about? Soulja
Boy
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#1**
What still married celebrity offspring of an A+ list mostly movie actor kept
crashing a suite during a recent game so she could use their bathroom. Every
ten minutes.
Francesca
Fisher-Eastwood
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#2**
This B list reality star who is linked to an A list reality family left behind
his A list reality star significant other when he and another guy took two
women they picked up at a club to the other guy's apartment. Each guy paid
for an hour.
B
list reality star: The Game
A list reality family: Kardashians
A list reality star significant other: Khloé
Kardashian
(And a short time later Khloe began hooking up with French
Montana)
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#3**
This A+ list diva was so hammered at an event last week that not only couldn't
she sing but she was having trouble even lip synching to her performance.
Producers of the show were worried she would have to sit on a stool during
her performance because during a rehearsal an hour before the show she couldn't
even stand upright.
Mariah
Carey "BET Honors"
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit, very good cable show
better watch out for her B list mostly television actor from a long running
cable hit show on a different network. She thinks they are forever. They
are except when he is on set with his local girlfriend.
Troian
Bellisario "Pretty Little Liars"/Patrick J. Adams "Suits"
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress who was A list back in the day despite
the show she is on now being way bigger claims to be a vegan and preaches
it to anyone who will listen but the crew on her show say she has her assistant
get her burgers at least twice a week. Mayim Bialik ("Blossom"/"The Big
Bang Theory")
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#6**
This B- list reality star from an A list network reality show yelled at this
former tweener who is lucky to get work the other night at a party because
he wouldn't go home with her. He had his girlfriend with him.
B-
list reality star: Karina Smirnoff
A list network reality show: "Dancing With the Stars"
Former tweener: Corbin Bleu
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#7**
"I'll make more money from marrying him than I would as a model. Plus he
is always cheating with lots of other women and is out of town all the time
so it isn't like I have to have sex with him that much." This former A list
model talking about her future husband who is a B list celebrity with A list
name recognition. Miranda Kerr/James Packer; Behati Prinsloo/Adam
Levine
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#8**
This married A list celebrity/reality star/sometime actor told the waitress
he was hitting on last night at an event that his A list marriage was over
and it was a money thing why they were not divorced. She didn't buy his story
so he went and found a waitress who did.
Nick
Cannon/Mariah Carey
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#9**
She is pretty sneaky. Those lunch meetings with her professor are really
45 minutes twice a week that she has been spending with her most recent long
term celebrity ex. He has been there for her but they have a relationship
that is not good for either of them.
Amanda
Bynes/Kid Cudi (enrolled in FIDM)
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/25 **#10**
Truly Awful Humans: It always creeps me out when I see a known child molester
or a predator who goes after teens act like a concerned person or someone
who won't do what they have been doing if given a second chance. Over the
past few months I have been talking to someone who has provided me with some
truly horrifying information and each time I wonder if it can possibly get
any worse it does. This celebrity used to be A list back in the day and he
wants nothing more than to be A list again. He is a performer. He and a couple
of his fellow performers have a thing for young teen females. It doesn't
matter if they are strangers or family although they prefer family because
they pressure the women to remain silent. The problem is there is one they
can't pressure because of her status and I literally almost threw up this
week when I heard this predator talking about someone he has molested and
groped and done truly awful things to just smile and act as if he is a saint
and that he is someone who is filled with nothing but love for everyone.
What he is filled with is evil and he is not the only one close to him that
has acted the same way. They all could use a lifetime in jail but no one
close to them will speak publicly out of fear. Not just fear for themselves
but fear of what will happen to those close to them if they speak.
R.
Kelly "Read the "Stomach-Churning" Sexual Assault Accusations Against R.
Kelly in Full"
290. NBC
NEWS 02/25
MSNBC host Ronan Farrow interviewed Cyrus for the lengthy feature and summed
up his experience of her thusly: ""Miley Cyrus speaks in the language of
her generation: she is a human text message." The interview also drops a
little blind item for those who care enough to figure it out. Farrow writes
that when he mentions "a recent hit by one prominent pop princess," Cyrus
wrinkles her nose and declares, "Oh, God! Thats the worst."
291. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE 02/25
Which singer is willing to allow other man into his marriage bed, if it will
save his troubled marriage. The star has a reputation of being a ladies man
with a large penis, however, in reality he is terrible in bed and always
too sleepy to make love! Now, his wife has had enough and he is willing to
do anything to save his marriage. "He sings about sex and is super hot, but
in reality he is a terrible lover. The marriage is almost SEXLESS!" Robin
Thicke/Paula Patton
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#1**
This Southeast based Housewife is popping pills almost constantly and rarely
shows up for work and when she does show up just sleeps on the floor for
an hour or two before leaving.
Phaedra
Parks "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#2**
This openly gay B- list female singer/celebrity, who had a pretty good 2013
hires female escorts and has them dress as nuns. Yes, it is the first time
this person has been a blind and yes, it is freaky. Definitely going to be
revealed. Jessie J
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#3**
This seemingly forever A list mostly movie actress who just is not a very
good actress despite the millions she receives for each role hired a special
assistant. The assistant was hired to take care of the boyfriend of the actress
for a few weeks last year while the actress was filming away from the actor.
She thought it would be something he enjoyed and he did but ultimately this
is what led to their recent split. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#4**
This B list reality star/celeb/host has her agent find at least one company
per day that is willing to pay our B lister to pose with a product. There
are no photo shoots or going on set somewhere for a day. Our B lister finds
out what the product is and gets paid and then sends her assistant out to
pick one up and then poses with the item in her office or on the street or
takes a selfie with the item in the background. She makes an extra $25K a
week doing this. Anything you see her with or wear or use has been bought
one way or the other. She is a billboard.
Giuliana
Rancic
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#5**
I'm not sure how seriously this A list celeb/one hit wonder is taking this
whole reconciliation thing considering that he had an impromptu party at
his place consisting solely of three of his female backup dancers.
Robin
Thicke
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#6**
This foreign born B-/C+ list celebrity/sometime actress is already onto her
next assignment. She is being paid $25K a week after her most recent six
week run. It is astonishing to me how much money she makes from guys who
want to be with her. She does get them all press though. I guess if it is
for press that somehow you might be able to deduct her as a business expense.
There are whispers that this is a pay and credit deal so she might get a
bit of acting work to go with her fee.
Kelly
Brook
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#7**
Answer In Random Photos: The boyfriend of this actress has had sex with the
sister of the actress. Shhh. Vanessa Hudgens/Austin Butler; Dakota
Fanning/Jamie Strachan
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#8**
Answer In Random Photos: This award winning actress once spent every ten
minutes in the makeup trailer on a set because the makeup person doubled
as a coke dealer. She would just sell one bump at a time. There was a line.
This was before she hit it big but she had won her award. Claire
Danes
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#9**
Answer In Random Photos: Once did a threesome with her actor boyfriend and
his actor co-star. Well, it was going to be a threesome but the co-star passed
out cold from coke and booze. According to the story they have told many
times since, the passed out actor was left on the bed and the couple had
sex next to him. Chris Evans/Minka Kelly/Dominic Cooper
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#10**
Answer In Random Photos: This actress makes up the second of three actresses
who all say the makeup person kept them hooked on drugs. The third actress
isn't in the photos today. The second actress is having a nice little career
comeback. Jena Malone/Taryn Manning "Orange Is the New Black"
302.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#11**
Answer In Random Photos: He went to two parties last night gathering phone
numbers and trying to get someone to go home with him. Everyone kept asking
him about his girlfriend. Said they split. End of the night he was texting
her and making plans to meet after he struck out with every other woman.
Joe
Jonas
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#12**
Answer In Random Photos: If you don't tell this actress how amazing she is
within the first five minutes you meet her she won't give you another five
minutes. I'm pretty sure she keeps one friend around who comes over to watch
the show our actress is on and to tell the actress how great she is in every
scene. I want to like her but every time I have run into her she is superficial
and needy and always looking for the closest mirror and anyone who is noticing
her.
Emmy
Rossum
"Shameless"
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/26 **#13**
That's Not Creepy: Usually the items in this spot are longer and more detailed,
but I just love this one so much I had to give it this position. Apparently
this A+ list celebrity/"singer" is allowed to have sex BUT someone must be
watching at all times AND each time is recorded. Talk about performance anxiety.
Definitely going to be revealed.
Britney
Spears
305.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/26
This prominent Director has amassed many awards over their career, including
at least one Oscar. However, they are not quite so lucky when it comes to
love! Our Director was once hitched to Another Famous Director. However,
that spouse cheated on Our Director with an Actor. That infidelity led to
the eventual termination of their relationship. Our Director eventually moved
on to a quiet, multi-year relationship with a big-time Producer. Everyone
in Hollywood knew about their interesting personal/professional relationship,
but it didnt get a lot of attention outside the industry. Well, guess
what? The Producer dumped Our Director for an Actor, too! The Producer and
Actor dated for a short time, and then quietly got engaged. Losing mates
twice to actors? Thats got to hurt. Especially because Our Director
still has to work with The Producer!
Our Director: Kathryn Bigelow
Former spouse/ Another Famous Director: James Cameron
Actor with whom the Former Spouse had an affair: Linda Hamilton
Producer:
Mark Boal
Actor now engaged to Producer:
306.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#1**
These two A list reality sisters have had sex with the same celebrity. Just
not at the same time. He said that he would love to go for three sisters
if he can.
The
Game/Kim and Khloe Kardashian
307.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#2**
This A list celeb/rapper with A+ list name recognition is struggling so much
financially that he has borrowed several million dollars from Jay-Z and hasn't
paid him anything back yet which is a source of serious contention between
the pair. The person borrowing the money does everything he can to avoid
Jay.
Kanye
West (and shortly after this he signed an agreement with Jay-Z which also
gave Jay-Z the right to look at the pre-nup with Kim
Kardashian)
308.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#3**
As soon as filming wraps on her latest project this A list mostly movie actress
who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is going to rehab but just for three
weeks. Her people are hoping to not even mention she is gone but have an
entire vacation scenario planned down to stories and selfies that have already
been taken. They have told one studio they need to push back the start date
of a new movie she is set to shoot but the three week interval is all that
could be found.
309.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#4**
This C+ list mostly television actress is gorgeous. She is also a pretty
good actress but has only had one major role on a very hit show. Anyway,
with that show on she is probably more of a B- lister. Her ex-boyfriend is
on a show she guest starred in and for three days they went hot and heavy
and were everywhere on the set having sex and then she looked at engagement
rings with her current boyfriend two days after filming.
C+ list actress:
Very hit show:
Ex-boyfriend:
His show:
Current boyfriend:
310.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress who would probably be lower on the
list if not for her news presence and also the very hit show she is on is
way under age. It didn't stop her from getting hammered at a party and making
out with random strangers. The guy she came with left early on in the night
and it was only because this up and coming B- list pop singer with the hard
name to spell came to her rescue. The singer made sure to get the young actress
headed home and without being seen by paps.
B- television actress: Ariel Winter
Very hit show: "Modern Family"
B- list pop singer:
311.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#6**
This current reality star who will disappear from public life in a few more
weeks had sex with a woman in an RV this past weekend. He better hope and
pray the woman doesn't say anything in the next few weeks. Not the right
person so to speak.
Juan
Pablo Galavis "The Bachelor"
312.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#7**
This former B- list mostly television actress used to be on a fairly hit
show for an almost network. Now she is a please book me for that made for
television movie actress who you get confused with everyone else from that
network. She did some good the other night though. She was hit on by this
B+ list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show even though he
was with his girlfriend. Our actress called him a pig and told his girlfriend
what the guy had done. The girlfriend didn't seem to care though.
Former B- list actress:
Fairly hit show:
B+ list actor:
Hit pay cable show:
313.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#8**
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit almost television
show took a break from the show because she had a breakdown after her actor
boyfriend's wife caught them having an affair. It wasn't mid-thrust or anything
but it was a what are you two doing together not wearing clothes kind of
moment.
B-
actress: Laura Prepon
Almost television show: Netflixs "Orange Is the New Black"
Actor boyfriend/wife: Pablo Schreiber
314.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#9**
This attached A list celeb/singer was asking women yesterday after a show
if they are on birth control. He said whoever he took home had to be on it
because he didn't want a repeat of what happened when he had sex with this
other A list celebrity/singer.
John
Mayer
315.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#10**
This group of five women, six if you ask this other person all keep a joint
calendar of when their turn is to have sex with this A list foreign born
singer/celeb. Right now they are in a panic because of the A+ list female
singer who is taking their spot.
Drake/Rihanna
316.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#11**
Which Voter Is This? The Hollywood Reporter ran this article and I think
everyone wishes they knew who it was. All that is known is that he is a long
time Academy voting member who is a director and is brutally honest. To read
the entire thing,
click here.
BEST ACTOR
Ejiofor was good. DiCaprio has been better; this is a popcorn performance.
McConaughey was very good; he's really doing some great stuff now, and I
would give it to him for True Detective. Dern is a great guy and a friend
and is excellent in the movie, and if I were not as taken by Bale's performance
as I am, I would have voted for him. But Bale had a much juicier role --
Dern's role is very contained, whereas Bale is all over the place -- so I
had to go with him. It's the role of a lifetime.
MY PICK: Christian Bale (American Hustle)
BEST ACTRESS
Blanchett has to win this. Bullock is the weak link -- she's just OK. For
Streep, whom I love, this is a bottom-drawer performance. Dench is a terrific
actress, and she's very good in this film. Adams I love. But you have to
vote for who's truly the best, and to me, Blanchett -- whom I'm normally
not that wild about, with the exception of Bandits -- is that. She was just
a revelation; she was just spectacular.
MY PICK: Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Everyone was at least very good, but Cooper was the best. I think this is
the best he's been in anything. If he wasn't in the category, I'd probably
end up voting for Jonah Hill, only because I found him so funny. Jared Leto
was good and will win, but he's getting tremendous points because of the
person he's playing more than the way he played it, which is as close to
pandering as you can get.
MY PICK: Bradley Cooper (American Hustle)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lawrence and Hawkins are the two obvious best of the five. Hawkins had a
difficult part -- it's not an attractive role, and she's intentionally
overshadowed constantly by Blanchett, but she registers strongly in each
scene she's in. Jennifer was even better -- she has that extra level of
excitement in every scene she's in. She just dazzles; she's always doing
something original and bold and surprising and believable. June Squibb was
fine. Julia Roberts was horrendous. And Lupita was very good, but a lot of
the commotion over her is attributable to people's tremendous empathy with
and sympathy for the role she's playing.
MY PICK: Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle)
BEST DIRECTOR
David O. Russell, hands down. Steve McQueen made an admirable movie, but
I don't think it's remotely as ambitious or good as his previous film, Shame.
Wolf is like Casino and GoodFellas -- fun, bubble-gum Scorsese. Payne --
whatever. And Cuaron was part of a committee of technicians who made that
movie, and I have seen things at the planetarium that were at least as
impressive.
MY PICK: David O. Russell (American Hustle)
BEST PICTURE
Captain Phillips struck me as a slightly hokey, overacted, not particularly
gripping action movie. Gravity pales in comparison with Cosmos, Neil deGrasse
Tyson's recent 13-part reboot of Carl Sagan's famous TV series about the
universe. Philomena, which I've wanted to call Philomania ever since the
Golden Globes, was an effective tearjerker -- I was moved by it -- but that
doesn't make it a great film. Nebraska was skillfully done but limited by
its limited ambitions and its overly measured pace. Her interested me because
of my complete ignorance of everything in it -- it was like sitting through
a class that I wasn't necessarily enjoying but that I knew was good for me.
(And just because I fall asleep in a movie doesn't necessarily mean I don't
admire and like it; I've actually occasionally fallen asleep in my own movies.)
Dallas Buyers Club was very good, and I was engaged by it all the way through,
but there were no real surprises in it. The Wolf of Wall Street has almost
nothing to say, but I found it hysterically funny. Conversely, with 12 Years
a Slave, you don't even crack a smile, but it was interesting, admirable
and well done; I must say, though, that contrary to what some have asserted,
it's not as if it required great courage to make that movie -- maybe if you
made it in Mississippi in 1930. As for American Hustle, its ambition is not
overwhelming, but it takes an interesting subject and very interesting characters
and delivers 100 percent on what could be done with it in a very engaging,
entertaining, interesting and truthful way. I would not put it in the legendary
masterpiece category, but it doesn't fail on any level.
MY PICK: (1) American Hustle; (2) 12 Years a Slave; (3) The Wolf of Wall
Street
Clint Eastwood; James Cameron; Francis Ford Coppola
317.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/27 **#12**
Double Booked For Valentine's Day: Short and sweet. This sometime Victoria's
Secret model has a significant other forever. They won't confirm a breakup
and maybe they are trying to work things out but on Valentine's Day she had
a date with her Australian billionaire boyfriend at lunch and they spent
several hours in a penthouse at the Beverly Wilshire and he bought her a
diamond necklace. That night she went to dinner with her significant other.
I think he got her some flowers, but that was about it.
Adriana
Lima
318.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/27 **#1**
Warning: The following blind item is definitely NSFW (Not Safe For Work)!
There have been lots of stories in the past about this superstar actors
chronic misbehavior with massage therapists and the legal cases that have
been quietly settled following those encounters. Well, we have another one
for you
and this one is the most shocking yet! This case has not yet
been resolved, but there are a few interesting (and quite gross) details
about it that make it different from the other cases we have heard about.
This massage therapist was called to hotel room to give a massage to an
unidentified guest. When he arrived, he was surprised to discover that the
guest was a world-famous actor. The massage therapist set up a table and
the actor got on the table and lay on his stomach. Then it got
weird.
The actor began moaning and humping the table after a few minutes. When he
turned over, he had a huge erection and began masturbating in front of the
massage therapist. He grabbed the massage therapists package
and then ejaculated all over the jeans that the massage therapist was wearing!
Now here are the three twists: One: The massage therapists jeans got
the Monica Lewinsky treatment! The shocked massage therapist saved the pants
which had been sprayed with the actors semen and sent
them to a laboratory to prove that it was the actors DNA. Two: There
was a third person in the room during this entire encounter! The actor actually
brought along someone to film the action! Apparently the actor has an entire
collection of videos of himself jerking off. Three: The person who was filming
the action? The actors family nanny! Yes, when not busy caring for
the actors child/ren, the actor has the Nanny serve as an amateur porn
videographer. Nice parenting there. Needless to say, the massage therapist
was wigging out during this entire encounter. While he actually wants the
case to go to trial, it will likely get settled quietly, with the details
of the actors depravity once again swept under the rug. John
Travolta
319.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/27 **#2**
("rainbow-colored puppies") These two hot young performers were once a couple.
They were such a popular and beautiful couple, in fact, that their fans even
gave them one of those cute couple names. Then they broke up. When we reported
that they had each moved onto other people (PR and real dating situations
and hookups), their fans yelled at us and called us liars. Sorry, but we
couldnt tell you that they loved each other and were still together
when they just werent! Well, today we have some good news for their
fans. Not great news. Just good news. They are getting along well. There
are still lots of hurt feelings about who cheated on who and when and why,
but they are working it out. They are getting along so well, in fact, that
for the first time in a long time
they spent the night together. This
happened very recently. Now, before you go getting too excited, understand
that this doesnt mean that they are exclusively dating, in love, or
getting married and having babies and adopting rainbow-colored puppies together.
They just spent the night together. So if you happen to see them looking
happier and more relaxed with each other in the near future, at least
youll know why. They are working it out
in bed.
Robert
Pattinson/Kristen Stewart "Robsten"; Niall Horan and Harry Styles "One
Direction"
320. NAUGHTY
BUT NICE ROB 02/27
Which male Oscar nominated star good look charm is wearing ladies panties?
He does not think of himself as a cross dress but insists that wearing ladies
underwear under his suit will help him win. He has had the lucky "panties"
for 2-years now, and is convinced that he cannot win unless he is wearing
them. Only his stylist knows about it, but lucky for him his stylist
has LOOSE LIPS! WINK! Bradley Cooper
321.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/28
This Superstar has it all: acclaim, hits and awards. So what's missing?
Sistahs!!!! He's catching it pretty good on social media for leaving people
out. Pharrell
322.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#1**
This former A list pop star who used to always be at the top of the charts
broke her marriage vows two nights ago because she wanted to have sex with
one of her television idols. The fact he has not had a hit on the air since
she was an early teen didn't stop her. Apparently she watched the teen drama
every week and was not going to miss out on a chance.
Michelle
Branch (and shortly after this, she left her husband)/Luke
Perry
"Pre-Oscar
party at the Avalon Hollywood"
323.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#2**
This former B list reality star celebrated his return to the show that made
him famous by convincing a woman the other night to have sex with him and
his brother. I guess she really thinks it could make her famous.
Show:
"Dancing with the Stars"
B list reality star: Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Brother: Valentin Chmerkovskiy
324.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#3**
This former franchise movie actor who thought he was going to have one of
his own was complaining the other night that because his new movie is a bomb,
the good looking actor is going to have to go back to sleeping with producers
for parts. He thinks maybe this time he can try for women since the men didn't
give him any good roles.
Actor: Kellan Lutz
Former franchise: "Twilight"
New movie: "The Legend of Hercules"
325.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#4**
This Academy Award winning actress is being watched by her kids on a daily
basis. There is someone in the house with her or they make her go visit one
of the kids because the actress has been relapsing on a fairly regular basis
and is in bad shape mentally and physically. Too much drama about her marriage.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
326.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#5**
This A list photographer has always been a pig but he used to have someone
watching him to make sure he was less of a pig. That person isn't there any
longer and unless you are a celebrity the only way this photographer will
take your photo is if you give him sex of some kind. He usually records the
sex and the model telling the camera it is consensual.
Terry
Richardson
327.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#6**
Why yes, that was a woman entering and staying in the suite for several hours
at the Ritz Carlton over on the east coast. Apparently she was hired for
her looks and discretion by this now A- list celeb/singer who is still married.
Robin Thicke
328.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#7**
Old Hollywood Blind: This A list actress at the time was everywhere and did
everything. She also was extremely jealous. When she thought that this A+
list movie actor who is still considered A+ today was stealing her girlfriend
she tried to kill the actor. Despite making lots of movies together they
never made another after that and the girlfriend of the actress later became
the wife of the actor.
A list actress:
A+ list actor:
Girlfriend:
329.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#8**
Old Hollywood Blind: This actress was probably B list back in the day but
she married into an A++ list Hollywood family. Traces of that A list family
are everywhere still today throughout Beverly Hills and portions of their
life are tour stops for the buses. Anyway, this actress caught her husband
cheating on her for the millionth time and already had a life threatening
STD she caught from him. They got into a fight and he poisoned her. He paid
off police and walked away with nothing but his infected peen and a new
girlfriend a few days later.
Olive
Thomas/Jack Pickford
330.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#9**
This barely hanging onto A list mostly movie actor has been in the news a
lot the past year. Yesterday he had sex with his girlfriend in the sauna
at a gym and then made her stay in the locker room surrounded by guys while
he showered.
Shia
LaBeouf
331.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#10**
This C+ list mostly television actor just got his big break. Got a network
television show. He better hope he can settle with those two women he is
accused of assaulting last year or he is going to be unemployed. The network
has no idea about his past.
332.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#11**
This former B list mostly movie actor who is now an A list fuck up really
messed up this time. His girlfriend had an emergency and had to call 911
and go to the hospital and this actor was a strip club drunk out of his mind
and didn't know about the situation for hours after she went.
David
Arquette
333.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#12**
This relationship I predicted would make it to next year is struggling because
the B list mostly movie actress cheated on her actor boyfriend with the
writer/producer/star of one of her upcoming movies which won't be as good
as the original.
Actress:
Amanda Seyfried
Actor: Justin Long
writer/producer/star: Seth MacFarlane
Movie: "Ted 2"
334.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/28 **#13**
This actress was A+ list back in the day. Incredible actress. Beautiful.
had everything going for her. She skyrocketed to fame and was gone in an
instant. Academy Award winner/nominee. She also was being blackmailed. The
entire time in LA she was basically forced to work. Her sister was back home
in another country and was threatened with death unless our actress not only
worked and sent money back home but also had to have sex with several well
known gentleman in LA who had very specific kinks that she could fulfill.
After a few years in LA and constantly working and even being forced to marry
one of the men who basically had been raping her every day and night for
years, her sister was killed or committed suicide. No one is quite sure.
As soon as that hold was removed over her life our actress ran to another
country and divorced her husband and never acted again. At the peak of her
fame, she was gone forever.
335. POPBITCH
02/28
Which Brit TV turned Hollywood movie comedian showed a strange lack of humour
when filming at the skate park on London's Southbank? He was heard screaming
"Are you talking to me, fuckface?" loudly at a member of the public - who,
we're guessing, must have shouted something like "Oi, ginger!"
Simon Pegg
336.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/28
This famous couple split up recently. While she may be crying in her Cheerios,
Breakup Guy certainly isnt. He has already moved on to a new girl!
Actually, the new girl is an old girl. Before he started dating Cheerio,
she used to be one of his favorite hookups! She is famous, too, but in a
different field from Breakup Guy. She is a hot and tasty little number who
likes to wrap her mouth around more then just ice cream. As soon as Mouthy
found out that Breakup Guy was splitting up with Cheerio Bam!
she was back on the scene. You will actually see Breakup Guy and Mouthy together
soon in a professional capacity. Our jaws dropped when we heard this was
happening. Why? Because when Breakup Guy and Mouthy were involved a few years
back, it almost ruined one of their careers, and their management teams had
to scramble so hard to completely disassociate them from each other!
Breakup Guy: John Mayer
Cheerio: Katy Perry
Mouthy: Giada DeLaruentiis
337. HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 02/28
Hes gone from ballin out of control.. to posting up in front
of his ex-wifeys L.A. crib, "waiting for her to get home so he can
get inside." Sources say thats all a part of his reality when hes
on the west coast. Dig the drop: "If you think Im lying, Ask Camron.
Rachel Roy locks him out and he gotta wait for her to get home to get inside."
Damon Dash
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