NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#1**
This B+ list celebrity/singer is under a ton of pressure to marry his girlfriend.
Lots. All she does is complain how she will get nothing if he dies and will
leave her with nothing and that is not fair and that if they don't get married
that he at least should change his will to leave her everything. She even
had a will drawn up for him and has been begging him to sign it. All I can
say to this guy is to hire someone to check your food before you eat it.
Randy
Travis
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#2**
This almost A list celebrity/reality star has not stopped rotating women.
This past weekend he saw two of his regulars for sex and apparently everyone
involved, no matter their circumstance is ok with all of this. Adam Levine;
Lamar Odom
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#3**
This B list celebrity/singer with an amazing voice and mechanics all her
own was seated next to a couple yesterday at lunch and she overheard it was
their anniversary. She called over the waiter and secretly made arrangements
to buy the couple their lunch. Then she had another thought and bought lunch
for everyone in the place at the time which was about 25 tables and then
left before anyone could thank her.
Florence
Welch
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actress is lucky to have a job on an almost
network. At an event this week, there were drinks being passed around and
waiters had food on trays and were passing through the crowd. It was a big
crowd and a waiter was pushed into our actress, but did not spill anything.
Instead of realizing the situation and handling everything calmly, our actress
decided to be a bitch and yelled at the waiter in front of everyone. "Did
you get anything on me? This fucking dress cost more than you will make in
a year, so there better not be anything on it. Fucking loser waiter." This
will be revealed.
AnnaSophia
Robb
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#5**
This A+ list model and current A list celebrity was sloppy drunk the other
night and was letting any male or female who engaged her in conversation
to touch her breasts. Apparently someone earlier in the day had said they
were fake and all night she wanted to prove they were real. No one complained.
This will be revealed.
Cara
Delevingne
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#6**
This A list reality star from a former hit cable show who is now on a middling
hit cable show still has A+ list nickname recognition. She was having a threesome
with her boyfriend and another guy and apparently was showing a little too
much attention to the other guy and the boyfriend started yelling at her
and then got into a fight with the other guy who is a producer on the show
and who has been seeing the reality star on the sly. She thought this would
be a way for them to be together without her having to feel guilty. Things
are a mess. The producer did end up with a cut over his eye, but not from
a punch. Hit it on a table after being pushed out of the bed.
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#7**
This A list mostly movie comedy actor was overheard telling friends the other
day that he has almost convinced his actress wife to get breast implants
after years of trying. He then went on to say that now maybe she will be
worth looking at again. Yep, he really said it. Par for the course for this
guy. Ben Stiller/Christine Taylor
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#8**
This celebrity/reality brother and sister team got into a huge fight this
week because the sister was jealous of one of her brother's most recent
conquests. He slept with one of her girlfriends and she was jealous. I don't
understand because she is not bisexual or a lesbian. So, the only reason
she could be jealous is if she wanted her brother all for herself? Eww.
especially eww when you know who I am discussing.
Julianne
and Derek Hough
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actress who used to be A++ list got in touch with
this A list mostly movie actor who she had a brief fling with when they made
a movie a few years back. She called him to congratulate him and then said
she was in town on a whim and they should meet for coffee. So, he left his
significant other at a difficult time to have coffee and a two hour romp
in a hotel room with the actress before she flew back home to her husband.
Julia
Roberts and Javier Bardem (Penelope Cruz just had a baby)
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
This actress is B- list. She should be higher considering she is the star
of a middling network hit that has been on the air for a few years now. She
was mostly known prior to the show and likes people to think that she is
this perfect person with a happy home life and everything is great. Turns
out though that much of that happy home life came about because of an affair
she had. One she does not talk about and will not talk about if asked. She
likes it swept under the rug. The whole leaving her boyfriend and father
of her child and lying about the reason. She likes to tell everyone it was
this plain and vanilla reason when in reality it is because she met a very
very rich man who threw money at her over the course of a very short time
and promised her more and she dumped her boyfriend in a split second. It
took him totally by surprise as one minute everything was fine and the next,
her new boyfriend had hired movers and sent a private jet and our actress
was moved out of her boyfriend's place and into her new boyfriend's place
in a matter of hours. The new boyfriend loves telling everyone that he is
having sex with the star of a network show. Within two minutes of meeting
the guy he will tell you how they met and how he broke up the family and
took her away from the other guy. The actress though? She keeps saying it
was all very proper and innocent and nothing tawdry happened.
Actress:
Poppy Montgomery
Former boyfriend: Adam Kaufman
Current boyfriend: Shawn Sanford, director of lifestyle marketing for
Microsoft
11.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 08/02
1. Which TV star hired top lawyers to keep a rape allegation from his early
career secret? The accusation was later mysteriously dropped.
Mario
Lopez
2. WHICH reality TV star e-mailed us yesterday offering to fill in for Post columnist Andrea Peyser during her leave of absence? "I read that Andrea is taking a leave of absence from the paper" wrote the diva. "I would love to contribute on any level to the New York Post. Please let me know who to contact regarding content."
3. WHICH raging rock star was the late James Gandolfini’s sobriety coach? "Rage Against the Machine" Tom Morello; Alex Baldwin "30 Rock"
4. WHAT attractive young production assistant was let go from a TV show because she attracted the attention of the married male host? Bosses did it to "save him from himself." Matt Lauer "The Today Show"
12.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/02
She’s a 41-year-old bisexual actress — once was known for using
a strapped-on dildo, during her lesbian relationship with Regina Hall.
We’re told, that while she took part in threesome smash session with
Regina Hall and Omar Epps — before reportedly dumping the pair to get
with a "coke-sniffing" Denzel Washington. Sources say that’s when our
blind item believed the "Two Guns" leading man was going to dump his wife
of 30-years, Pauletta, for her. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Eva Mendes
— who’s not only said to have led Denzel to dump our mystery lady
for her, the actress is also reported to have previously taken on threesomes
with Omar Epps and his wife Keisha (From ’90s group Total). Now, sources
say our blind item is left still looking for love. Can you guess who I’m
talking about? Sanaa Lathan
13.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/02
This leading Lady is on top of the world. Not because of her string of hits,
it’s because she keeps getting high. When will she slow it down so she
can just be high on her success? Paula Patton; Rihanna
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#1**
This former almost A list mostly television actress who is getting older,
but is still gorgeous and has been linked with some of the biggest names
in Hollywood must have forgotten to take her meds or she is back on the bottle.
Apparently she thought her on and off actor boyfriend was cheating on her.
He said it was a break. He also has several fewer intact windows after she
saw a car in his driveway that belonged to another woman. Her key to his
house no longer works, but her throwing arm does and she broke four or five
windows before he could get outside to stop her. Hopefully he kept his date
inside.
Heather
Locklear/Jack Wagner
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#2**
At a party this week, this former almost A-/B+ list mostly movie actress
who is now a C+ lister who is riding a wave of publicity to get her that
high, not only slapped what was her boyfriend after they got into a fight
about her drinking, but also decided her skirt was too uncomfortable and
removed it, leaving only her top and some spanx on. Yeah, it was classy.
Tara
Reid
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#3**
This A list celebrity chef/television personality was telling friends yesterday
that he dodged a bullet. It turns out he had sex with Simon Cowell's new
baby mama too and knows it would have been the end of his career if she had
got pregnant with his baby. You know, because the chef is married.
Bobby
Flay
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#4**
This almost A list movie actress who used to be A list is producing a new
project and auditioned several women to be a part of it. After rejecting
the first 10 people because she thought they were better looking than our
actress, the production company stepped in and convinced her that everyone
would only have eyes for our actress and that her product was not going to
sell well if everyone was ugly, especially considering the nature of the
project. She did fire the one woman who kept flirting with her significant
other though.
Kate
Hudson
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#5**
This B list singer/celebrity has a boyfriend. That never stops her from cheating
though. She had a meeting with this almost A list celebrity/rapper. She thought
they would be alone and she wants a favor from him so invited him to her
hotel room for room service and was planning on making some moves. The A
lister showed up with his wife though who made it very clear that she did
not appreciate the B lister or her reputation or plans for her husband. This
will be revealed.
TI/Tiny/Rita
Ora
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#6**
KINDNESS: This actress was almost B list. She was on a hit show on an almost
network and was fired. She has lots of famous friends, but generally is only
friends with them long enough to borrow some money to keep surviving. This
week, our actress was on a red carpet and there were three women who were
absolutely dying to meet two actors who were at the premiere. They had been
camped out for a day and the actors had not noticed them. Our actress got
the three women into the premiere and made sure they got photos with the
actors. This might seem small, but this actress has never been known for
doing anything kind. Ever.
Jessica
Szohr ("Gossip
Girl")/The
Film Society Of Lincoln Center And AMC Celebration Of 'Breaking Bad' Final
Episodes at The Film Society of Lincoln Center
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#7**
This actress from a fairly hit network show found out her younger sister
actress from a hit show was a lesbian when she discovered her sister in bed
with another woman who was way older than her not legal sister.
21.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#8**
This A list celebrity/singer was out shopping this week and asked for a dressing
room. She was buying jewelry. When asked about it, the celebrity said she
wanted to see how it looked on her while she was naked. The staff let her
use the employee restroom, but our celebrity did not like the light. They
let her use the office of the manager and she was stripping before the door
was even closed. Oh, and she also smoked a joint. In the office. She did
buy the item though.
Rihanna
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#9**
This A list mostly television actor who is also foreign born and very good
looking recently ended a fling he was having with his co-star from his network
show. He heard she was going to be fired and figured this would be a good
time. Plus, his wife was starting to catch on.
Henry
Czerny (Conrad Grayson)/Ashley Madekwe (Ashley Davenport)
"Revenge"
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#10**
This actress was almost A list. Mostly television. Then her hit network show
was canceled. She still has a name, but does not work very much any longer.
She had a photo scandal not that long ago and now it could get even more
interesting. Her husband recycled two laptops that he did not think were
working. The place he dropped them off sold them and the hard drives recovered.
On the hard drive is our actress topless and using her hand on her husband.
Yep. Lawyers are talking. I wonder if it would be a big seller. It is only
a few minutes long.
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/02 **#11**
Before I even get into the details, I want all of you to know this will be
revealed. It deserves to be. It needs to be. It is a sad sad tale. An actress,
she thought she was going to be huge. She thought she was going to be a big
big movie star. Everyone told her she would be. Agents and managers. Boyfriends
and producers. Everyone wanted to be her and with her and she was golden.
She listened to their words instead of words that wiser people told her.
I used to know this actress. She was amazing. She did have that "it" quality.
The thing is so do a bunch of other people in this town and they are willing
to work for it. Our actress wanted it handed to her. Diva does not begin
to describe her. Well, one very bad decision and our actress went from a
nice solid B who was shooting for an A to an actress who is living off some
perceived fame she had a decade ago and trying to make a living acting, but
not doing a very good job at it. Sure, she makes enough money for the SAG
insurance to kick in at the highest level. Good thing too. Since her fall
from grace, our actress has enjoyed the company of booze, drugs and some
really bad choices when it comes to men. Her sometime boyfriend also thought
he was going to be an A lister. Everyone told him he would be and he believed
them and had much the same tale as our actress. Our actor loved booze and
drugs and loved throwing his weight around and loved throwing around women
too. He loved nothing more than getting some coke and a woman and ordering
her around for the night. It was inevitable that these two would hook up.
Their drug crossed paths meeting several years ago. Both of them washed out.
He was hanging on better than her. Guys can look rough. Women can't. Not
in this business. Her drug use was just getting to that tipping point where
there was no return. Neither of them had a ton of money, but at the time
she still had looks. Not movie looks, but really good looks for the rest
of the world. Escorting. He would set it up. At first she went through an
agency and would give him some money and the rest was for drugs. They got
tired of sharing money with the agency though so he took over. He ended up
keeping most of it and would beat her if he thought she was holding out on
him. Pretty soon her drug face was not even good enough for escorting. She
was not street walker material yet, but she was offering 15 minute specials
which is almost there. He would be in the bathroom or outside the hotel room
door while she was with guys, to get his cut. The dealer was never far behind.
The amazing thing is she did keep getting some roles. She does work. She
is just not getting the roles she thought she would get. What keeps her working
is that she is a very good actress. When the acting money runs out though,
she is turning tricks and earning a buck and our actor is never far behind,
always looking for his cut and still beating her if he feels slighted by
her.
Monica
Keena/Edward Furlong
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#1**
This good looking B-/C+ list reality star from an A+ list reality family
was on a date with a woman when he ignored her the whole date and chatted
to other women and even got phone numbers from them. At one point when he
had stopped chatting to other women he was overheard asking her whether they
should go to her place or get a hotel room for a couple of hours after they
ate. She said hotel room. I don't understand people sometimes. This will
be revealed.
Brody
Jenner
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#2**
This married A+ list mostly movie actor was talking about how he had scored
with his female co-star in just one week of filming his latest popcorn flick,
but was never going to be with her again because she was so boring in bed.
The reality is she turned him down and he was just trying to cover for her
refusal. After she refused, he has even tried to get her fired from the movie.
He wants a co-star who is into him.
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#3**
This B list mid-teens mostly movie actress says she is still a virgin. It
is not because she does not want to have sex. She just says she is paranoid
that her partner will take naked photos of her or tape them without her knowing
it. She says she has reasons to be concerned because it happened to her actress
sister. Everyone at school saw her naked.
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#4**
This A+ list celebrity who used to be a pretty popular singer and a horrible
actress was talking to friends the other night about the time she hooked
up with this A+ list mostly movie actor a few years ago. They had dinner
and then went back to her hotel. Apparently the actor had way too much to
drink because he was not getting up to speed so to speak and our celebrity
started laughing when he wanted her to talk dirty because he had an accent
and she could not understand him because he was slurring and she started
crying from laughing so hard and he just got up and walked out and never
spoke to her again.
Jessica
Simpson and Gerard Butler
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/03 **#5**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is actually a great actor
and great looking is married. He and his wife have always had an open
relationship but they are splitting because he has basically moved on to
be with someone that he and his wife once had in a threesome. He wants to
keep the fun and sex going and his wife says she is ready just for them to
be a couple and not be always looking for a third or fourth. She was never
really into it, but did it so he would stay. Ewan McGregor
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#1**
This very pretty sometime model/B list singer/celebrity who has managed to
come up with another very big hit song was on a flight yesterday when a 7
or 8 year old girl walked up to the singer and said that the singer was the
girl's favorite singer and could she please have an autograph and photo.
The singer, who was just playing on her iPad, told the little girl that she
didn't sign autographs or pose for photos unless she is required to by her
record label and that the little girl would probably just sell it on ebay
and to leave her alone.
Lana
Del Rey
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#2**
This pap got a call this week to come take photos of this almost A list mostly
movie actor and his "girlfriend." Twenty minutes later he got another call
to come take photos of an A list mostly movie actor and his "girlfriend."
He made them walk the same block so he would not have to travel all over
to do it.
Taylor
Lautner;
Jake
Gyllenhaal
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#3**
This almost A list mostly movie actress who some people would call A list
if they only watched one seemingly endless franchise went to dinner this
week and ordered tons of food off the menu. Four or five dishes and then
made a big show of telling the waiter how great everything was, but only
took one bite of each. She did manage to drink about thousand calories of
booze before she went to the bathroom and tried to get rid of everything.
Apparently she is very loud when she vomits. I know, I know, probably TMI,
but now you know her secret to staying the same skinny self she has always
been.
Michelle
Rodriguez
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#4**
When this former B list celebrity and sometime remembered reality star who
is now a C- list celebrity with B+ list name recognition was caught flirting
with another woman by his significant other, this is what the significant
other said to the celebrity. "You really think some woman is going to be
interested in you? Yeah, you could get their photo in a tabloid, but who
is going to put up with your chain smoking, bong hitting, can't stop eating,
no job having, who has a ton of kids and will be broke as a joke if I leave."
She said it way better. Apparently when you are screaming it, the point gets
across more.
Jon
Gosselin
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#5**
This B list actress with the great voice and some of the best supporting
roles ever usually plays sexy. Well, always sexy, even if she is playing
a mom to a college student. Anyway, not too long ago she entered the dating
pool after a long absence and she was having phone sex with a guy she had
just started dating and she could hear him watching a movie that sounded
familiar. It turns out he was watching one of her movies but he seemed to
get more excited when a different actress was on screen. She asked him and
he said he was more turned on by the other actress, but she was great too,
but he was wondering if she could introduce him to the other actress. Our
actress hung up.
Jennifer
Coolidge/Other girl: Shannon Elizabeth
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04 **#6**
After a recent very big event, these two former co-stars had a little party
in a hotel suite. The two co-stars are both probably B list. She leans towards
B- and he is more B+ because of his hit television show. Anyway, one drink
became two which became ten and the next thing you know it is the next morning
and they are still drinking and think it would be a fabulous idea to get
married. They did it more for fun than anything, but they still did it and
it is still legal.
Gillian
Anderson and David Duchovny/Comic Con
36.
BILLY
MASTERS 08/05
Could it be that a certain ravenous and randy lad has posted his privates
online? So say sources who claim that the mysterious member was liberated
to land the single guy some no-strings-attached fun. The photo of his impressive
appendage always confirms that the carpet does indeed match the drapes -
a least the drapes that God gave him.
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actor rarely acts any longer and just seems
to spend his time doing his own thing which includes a lot of drugs. Still
A+ list name recognition. Maybe even A++. He thinks he is an exclusive
relationship, but his girlfriend still has sex with her ex all the time and
is just with our actor because he spends money on her like crazy.
Macaulay
Culkin/Jordana 'Binki' Shapiro
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#2**
This C list mostly television actress made it to the Television Critics event
on time, but she left early and was seen entering the hotel room of this
married A list mostly television actor who was not only a co-star, but also
was in one of the biggest television shows ever. When she emerged a few hours
later, she was wearing different clothes. Our actor is a bit of a ripper.
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is very well known and has close to A
list name recognition. Great actor, but not that great of a person. His wife
leaving him has really put him on a downward spiral. At what was supposed
to be a meeting that could make him A++ list after such a long career, our
actor blew off the first two appointments because he could not talk himself
into leaving his coke. He finally showed up at a third appointment and was
such a mess that there was no way anyone was going to offer him the part.
The part requires someone to be in good health and looking good and that
is not our actor. Josh Brolin
(Batman)
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actress yelled and screamed with spit flying at
an employee for an hour because she thought the employee was hiding her cell
phone and what would be a very incriminating video of our actress. It turns
out that she had the employee confused with one who had been there the day
before. Our actress did not apologize and fired the agency that kept sending
these people. This will be revealed.
Halle
Berry
41.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#5**
This forever always A+ list singer/celebrity has been undergoing tests because
those close to him fear he has the beginning stages of Alzheimers. Our
singer/celebrity is not that old, but has been forgetting lyrics and repeats
himself constantly and has been snapping at his kids and partner almost non-stop.
Elton John; Steven Tyler
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#6**
This former A list designer who is now just a funny name has been spending
time turning tricks for cash. Not many takers for his talents though. He
is too old and wants way more than he is worth. He says you are paying for
the name. Huh.
Richie
Rich
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#7**
"Yes, yes, I know you have a cock and that you like looking at women with
large breasts, but how about you help me with my bags since I am on a television
show and she is probably a stripper or used to be or wants to be. Of course
she probably would give you a more interesting tip." B- list mostly television
actress on a hit premium cable show.
Jennifer
Carpenter
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actress with A++ list name recognition has turned
into a quiet lush. She got some practice in her last relationship where she
could never be seen drinking in public. Ever. So she started drinking at
home alone. The trend has continued. A messenger who has gone by her place
a few times in the afternoon says the actress is already hammered by 3pm
and wine bottles everywhere.
Katie
Holmes
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#9**
This almost A list mostly television actress spent a feverish 30 minutes
in a hotel room with her male co-star. I guess that marriage of hers is one
of convenience so people will stop whispering. The male paid $1250 for the
night and the room was occupied no longer than an hour total.
Kerry
Washington and Tony Goldwyn "Scandal"
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#10**
This C+ list actress from an almost network hit show that is now buh bye
was having sex with this A+ list movie and television actor up until a week
or two before his wedding. They had been having a fling for almost two years
and she thought she was going to get to be the next Mrs.
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05 **#11**
This former B-/C+ list actor seemingly dated some of the most beautiful women
in Hollywood when he really did not have much going for him. He would get
them to do things that no one else could and it was not because of his limited
amount of fame or good looks. Nope. It was because of his drugs. This actor,
who appeared on some very hit television shows and was a co-star on one of
them also was a huge drug dealer who provided drugs in exchange for sex and
dates and there are a string of actresses and celebrities out there who have
done the deed with this actor because of his drugs and his willingness to
trade sex for them. He had a thing for reality stars and made sex tapes with
at least four, two of which have been acknowledged. He also made a boyfriend
of a celebrity watch him while he had sex with the girlfriend. It turns out
that the boyfriend had the huge drug problem, and owed our actor a ton of
money, but he made the entire debt go away after the boyfriend agreed to
let his former A list reality girlfriend have sex with the actor and the
actor's girlfriend. It was all taped. The actor's girlfriend then used the
threat of releasing the tape to make several other tapes with the reality
star's girlfriend.
48.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/05
This female celebrity found in the past month or so that she is having a
baby . Congratulations! Sort of. You see, she is certain that her celebrity
significant other isn’t the father! Yes, she did travel to see her S.O.
a few times while he was away on a project, but she knows that those dates
don’t coincide with the pregnancy. She also knows that the dates do
coincide with the time she hooked up with an old boyfriend. She has been
talking with friends about what she should do, but is leaning towards not
saying anything to the S.O. and just letting everyone believe it is his baby.
Fortunately for her, her S.O. isn’t too good at math. Or calendars.
Or anything else that requires thinking.
49.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/05
It’s no secret that this 41-year-old national morning talk show host
is a former NFL player, but what you may not know is his beard lives in the
Bel Air home he bought — while our blind item is secretly shacking up
with with his ‘Celebrity Fitness Club’ BFF [Dr. Ian Smith] in a
New York City condo. Sources say our blind item’s ‘Hollywood
Exes’ beard is no stranger to his bromance lifestyle. Know why? Because
she’s doing nothing different from when she shared ex-hubby Eddie Murphy
with Johnny Gill. Don’t believe me.. Just ask our mystery man’s
ex-wife, Jean Muggli. You may recall Muggli spilled the beans during their
divorce, back in 2006 — telling how he cheated with another man, while
they were married. Michael Strahan/Nicole Murphy
50.
MICHAEL
MUSTO 08/05 **1 - 5**
1. Which gay star and his man have indeed undergone some trouble in paradise--or
at least an extremely open relationship? (The star had a hot, guilty fling
with a friend of a friend of mine last year. Whoops. I wasn’t supposed
to tell that.)
Zachary
Quinto/Jonathan Groff
2. Which Oscar winner who’s feuding with a music diva is also disliked by another singing star, who after spending an extended amount of time with the trophy holder, finds her such a trip she never wants to see her again? Gwyneth Paltrow/Madonna/Beyoncé
3. Which widely loved show biz lesbian who comes off like a total cream puff apparently treats her underlings like utter garbage? Ellen DeGeneres
4. Which long running music star and award winner lost a bundle by blindly handing money to new agey fortune tellers and chakra twirlers, the kook?
5. Which hip hop diva feels like a prisoner of her life, her schedule, and the controlling mob of business people who tell her what to do at all times? Nicki Minaj
51.
MICHAEL
MUSTO 08/05 **6 - 10**
6. Which recent NYC awards event hired seven fake paparazzi to hold up pretend
cameras in hopes of making the red carpet look a little more gala? (I’m
pissed I wasn’t invited to walk the carpet as a fake celeb.)
Audience
Choice Awards
7. Which socialite sisters were livid when they showed up at an event wearing the same couture outfit? (It was sort of like the "Paris Original" number from How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying, but not quite as hilarious.) Paris and Nicky Hilton
8. Which copycat designer was banned by a Parisian retailer due to her flagrant "homages"?
9. Which stylist was caught furtively ebay-ing gifts from her designer friends? (She should have gone the classier route instead—regifting them!) Rachel Zoe
10. Which heiress has gotten so disturbingly thin she's started shopping in the children's department? Allegra Versace
52.
MICHAEL
MUSTO 08/05 **10 - 15**
11. Which gay design duo are the cheapest shoppers on the planet, but
unfortunately don’t think price reductions are such a great idea when
they sell their own stuff? Dolce and Gabbana
12. What screen legend is giving interviews about the tantric fulfillment she’s found with her man, though in reality she’s getting frisky and anxious to cheat?
13. Which gay pundit asked a friend of mine to go home with him and play with his "sex swings" and all kinds of other toys, five years ago at a resort town? (The guy declined. By the way, when the scribe talks about having dramatically calmed down, I assume that means since then.) Michelangelo Signorile; Andrew Sullivan
14. Which entertainment journalist is so desperate to be thought of as straight that he tried to pass off a female journo as his fiancée, even though the two have always been utterly platonic? (She was stunned when his parents were a little too thrilled to finally meet her.) Jason Kennedy and Lauren Scruggs
15. Which personality who wrote a show adamantly refused to make necessary trims despite the urgings of many sane people around her? (She insisted that every syllable was beyond reproach. Critics disagreed.) Kathie Lee Gifford "Scandalous"
53.
MICHAEL
MUSTO 08/05 **16 - 21**
16. Which actress playing a legendary gay icon had me host two talkbacks
after performances, but turned into a shrieking shrew after the first one,
chiding me for having blogged about what she’d said--even though she’d
pronounced it to a full house and I’d not only couched it all in
superlatives, I framed it as a plug for the second talkback? (Good riddance,
babe!) Tracie Bennett "End of the Rainbow"
17. Which new media titan has been spotted on the gay dating site Scruff?
18. Which Governor is rumored to have appeared in a porn video when he was younger? (But that’s not the real scandal---it’s that it was straight porn!)
19. Which Bette Midler character was so much more vicious than she was portrayed on Broadway that if they’d attempted more documentary realness it would have come off like Pacific Rim? (If you can’t figure this one out, your gay card will be immediately removed, along with your Kylie collection.) Sue Mengers "I'll Eat You Last"
20. Which offbeat female star fired a stylist for procuring her some multicolored male outfits rather than black and white ones she insists on? Janelle Monae
21. Which pop diva looking to be hot again has become a major pothead from the stress?
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor had sex with a model he met in Europe last
year. He had been drunk the night before and when he saw her in the morning
he freaked out because of how young she looked. Apparently she was just 16.
He thought she was much older because she is a lingerie model. The actor
gave her all the cash he had which was like $2000 and ran out of the door.
He didn’t stop running and looking over his shoulder until he was out
of the country and will not go back to the country ever because he is scared
of going to jail.
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#2**
This A list celebrity/singer who I wish was D- brought home a woman this
week that he met at a club. According to her, when they got to his place
he made her take off all her clothes and then turned on his laptop and got
on the computer with his ex and started yelling at her about what he got
and turned the webcam on the woman he had just picked up who was naked and
by now crying. He then told her to shut up and put on her "damn clothes"
and threw a bunch of money at her and told her she could walk home. He then
went back to yelling at his ex.
Chris
Brown
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actress who was on a very hot show before
striking out on her own has no idea that her big crush is married. He thinks
he will get fired if he tells her since she is also his boss. His wife knows
about the crush and loves her new husband having a job so pretends to be
the dutiful friend whenever the actress is around. The actress is nuts over
this guy. Mindy Kaling/Ed Weeks
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#4**
Apparently not happy with the way she has looked lately, this soon to be
D list celebrity who is a B lister right now is back on coke. She thinks
it will help her regain the form she used to have. It will also make her
blow through the limited amount of money she has coming to her. I guess she
missed coke, but couldn't afford it for awhile. Tara Reid
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor, who is probably the definition of a movie
star, was at an event last week. It was at a hotel and there was a LGBT
convention or gathering going on. The actor was overheard in a hallway screaming
in a whisper, "There are not going to be any gay people where we are going
right? You know I can't stand gay people. No gays!!." When you think about
it, you kind of just say to yourself how much it all makes sense.
Tom
Cruise
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#6**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C and I guess
a reality star now, made contact with this very wealthy B- list mostly television
actor who she hooked up with a long time ago. Apparently she has some glamourized
image in her mind of what their one or two nights were really like and wanted
to hook up with him again. I'm not sure why, but the married actor agreed
and they saw each other for a couple of hours late last week. Late at night.
Probably just coffee right?
Lindsay
Lohan/Balthazar Getty
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#7**
This do everything actor/host/funny man who is probably best known as a B
list mostly movie actor is about to announce his divorce. After almost two
decades with the same woman he threw it all away for an almost A list mostly
movie actress who is just a few years older than the relationship. This is
not her first time with a married man, but, despite getting busted for it
on two of her other films, she did it again on her most recent film and it
has cost a marriage. The guy was an idiot. His wife has forgiven him before
too. Chris Rock
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor was out with his wife at a club this past
week. They are not really the clubbing type as they get older and they do
have kids. Apparently they like to get their freak on though because the
wife dragged her husband to the bathroom where they had sex. I would never
imagine this actor doing this, but he was. This will be revealed. Maybe he
was excited his movie was coming out?
Matt
Damon
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#9**
This actor was almost A list a decade or so ago. He is still everywhere.
Does lots of things. Great name recognition. Great face recognition, but
does get confused with one other actor who looks a lot like him. Married
to a gorgeous actress. Gorgeous. Anyway, our actor was on a plane and was
recognized by his seatmate. The actor was ordering clothes from an online
catalog and said they were for his wife. Last I checked his wife was about
a size zero, and didn't have size 11 feet. I guess it is true that our actor
loves women's clothes. Kind of makes his actress wife a little more hot knowing
she has been married so long to the actor even though he has the kink. This
will be revealed.
Kevin
Kline (looks like Bill Pullman)
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#10**
This former A list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and very
good looking sat his wife down at a table for dinner and then proceeded to
walk around the room talking to the tables which had either women alone or
attractive women and the more attractive they were, the longer he spoke to
them. When he finally returned to his own table he told his wife that she
was very lucky to be married to him and that he could always find someone
else.
Richard
Gere
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06 **#11**
I love writing about sisters. Most of the time in Hollywood they get along.
If they are both in the industry they do compete, but there are not that
many cases where they don't get along. Now, if one is in the industry and
one is not? Forget about it. They usually end up hating each other. Oh, there
is one actress who used to be an A list tweener. She gets along with her
sister because the actress sister buys all the drugs and introduced her to
some guys the non-actress sister wanted to meet. One of my favorite sister
pairs who hate each other also includes a former Tweener. Also A list. She
is now a B-, but still has a high name recognition because of that former
A list Tweener love. The non famous sister is a sometime actress, but, nothing
that is going to make you ever possibly remember her for a role. Let us list
the reasons why the non famous sister hates the famous sister:
1. Skipped bridal shower. Did show up at the wedding though.
2. Skipped bridal shower because she was having sex with the groom.
3. Had sex with the groom after the wedding. The groom left the bride thinking
he was going to get to be with the famous sister who then told him she would
get a restraining order if he came near her.
4. The famous sister wanted to go to Europe and didn't want to go alone.
Less famous sister had just got a great gig. Famous sister called someone
and got her sister fired. Yep.
5. Famous sister needed a boyfriend for the night for a premiere. Borrowed
a guy non-famous sister was dating. Ended up sleeping with him. Ashley
and Jennifer Tisdale
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#1**
This C+ list mostly television actress from a very very hit premium cable
show met a guy three days ago at an art museum and within one hour was having
sex with him in a restroom. This was a weekend. At an art museum. There were
tons of families around and she dragged this guy in to a restroom and they
had sex. Crazy. This will be revealed.
Jemima
Kirke "Girls"
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#2**
This former A list tweener and now just a jerk took a couple of women home
the other night and once again had no interest in having sex with them. He
tried to get them to do things with each other and they balked. he kept throwing
money at them, but they refused. He ended up having sex with one of them
and made the other watch and she had to pretend she was loving watching him.
Justin
Bieber
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#3**
This A list designer and sometime reality guy paid $250 to his waiter over
the weekend to spank him. Put the waiter right over his lap and spanked him.
No nudity, and everyone seemed to be having fun, but it was a strange thing
to do in a restaurant at 8 p.m.
Zac
Posen
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#4**
This A++ list rapper and celebrity did not seem too worried about his marriage
last week when he had the two bottle blondes brought to his suite and who
stayed the night after a show. They left with $25K each for the night so
they must have been doing something right and our celebrity was feeling very
generous. Usually he is more of a brunette guy, so this is different.
Jay-Z
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#5**
This almost A list mostly movie actor who would be a B- if not for one or
two really good film roles, is not doing any press for his latest movie role
because he is ticked off at the director because she never slept with him,
despite his best efforts the entire time during filming. The guy can hold
a grudge. He slept with plenty of other people on the set though.
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#6**
This former A+ list celebrity who will always be a B list just based on a
body of work tried to force a family member to get an abortion just so he
would not be embarrassed. The things he supposedly called her make Alec Baldwin's
rant look like a sermon in church. The family member wanted the baby and
ran away with money from other members of her family and did not come back
until it was too late to get an abortion.
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#7**
This A list opera singer. Is there such a thing as an A list opera singer?
Yes, within the world of opera they are A list. If you take them out to the
real world, enough people know his name where he would be a nice solid B
list celebrity. Right now he is being investigated by Italian police for
having a string of 14-16 year old escorts that he hired and had sex with
almost every night and were provided by a certain very high level Italian
who has been known to have some hookers in his life.
Andrea
Bocelli/Silvio Berlusconi
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#8**
Great parents. It is already bad enough that the celebrity mom is on coke
and boozes constantly, but now the dad is back on heroin. That poor kid.
There are normal people in the life of the kid. They need to intervene.
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#9**
This B- list mostly movie actress with A++ list name recognition who is an
America's sweetheart type is in crisis mode because she is about to be accused
of home wrecking. This is not something the actress wants at all because
she has the world at her feet and they think she is always the victim and
want her to find love, but not as a home wrecker. This is not Jennifer Aniston.
Think younger. Not into your 20's younger though.
Katie
Holmes/Luke Kirby (and within a week of this blind there were no more rumors
and no more after work dates. Nothing. It was like it never
existed.)
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#10**
This west coast Real Housewife is being treated for an eating disorder.
Lydia or Taylor "Real Housewives of Orange County"
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07 **#11**
This is not a particularly long or elaborate blind, but I wanted to give
it the 10:10 spot because I think it is great what this couple has done the
past few years. The husband is an actor. I always think of him as A list,
but that is because he has been on television forever and was in one of my
favorite movies that no one else ever watched. He has had the very good fortune
of being on two very hit television shows and one of them is currently still
a hit and on a network. His wife is an actress, and was way more popular
than the actor when they got together. She does not act as much any longer.
A few years ago they went to the manager of a grocery store and asked how
much it would cost to buy the entire contents of the store. All of it. The
manager gave them a number and the couple said they wanted to buy it all.
The manager thought it was a great idea, but that he could not afford to
let them take all his stock and that they probably did not need everything
he sold. They came to an agreement and the couple ordered every item of food
that was currently in the store. Canned goods to meat to produce. All of
it. They also ordered every paper item and dish and cooking item. They then
have done the same thing every year and donate it all to various local food
banks and churches and homeless missions. All told they have spent well over
$1M the past few years without anyone even knowing.
Mark
Harmon and Pam Dawber
76.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/07
This young, multi-talented female star has never been fat. However, like
many people, she has gained and lost weight before, so there is definitely
a familiar pattern as to where her weight gains and losses show. She’s
gained about 10 pounds in the past couple of months. Not a big deal. But
instead of it showing up in her face and neck or her upper abdomen –
like it usually does – the weight gain is entirely in her lower abdomen.
No one will question why she is only drinking water. But questions about
a woman’s body are a little more personal and frequently go unanswered.
We think she’ll be able to keep her pregnancy a secret for another four
weeks. After that point, she’ll have to make an announcement… or
the bump will be gone altogether, with the loss chalked up to a healthy diet
and exercise. We don’t know what she’s going to do, and, actually,
neither does she! Who was she dating – or sleeping with – approximately
three months ago? Was it a musician? Lindsay Lohan
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#1**
This former co-star on a hit network ensemble show who is not being invited
back this season to the show is putting he full court press on this B- list
mostly television actress from a hit almost network show. He thinks it will
be good press and has her convinced he has given up his violent ways. He
has not given up seeing other women though and had a sleepover with a woman
right after he dropped off his actress date at her house when she would not
go home with him.
Mark
Salling "Glee" and Nina Dobrev "Vampire Diaries"
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actor who gets by on his looks rather than his talent
showed off his looks to a woman who was most definitely not his wife after
he wrapped filming the other day. She was one of the people he signed autographs
for earlier in the day. She handed him four condoms with her phone number
written on them. Apparently it worked, because he called. Did take a call
from his wife during though. Not very many more details because she is saving
it she said for someone who will pay her. I don't pay.
Channing
Tatum
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#3**
This very quiet, seemingly shy A list singer who has at least one world record
for a certain type of record sales went ballistic this week when he caught
his lover with another person. As in, he went rock star ballistic. Smashed
the guitar he had been carrying against a hotel room television and then
smashed it against the walls and kept screaming, "you bitch" to his lover
or the person with his lover. The person who was with his lover ran from
the room naked and grabbed a robe and was out the door as quickly as possible.
Josh
Groban
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actor who comes from an acting family has been credited
with saving the marriage of this female D list celebrity who used to be an
A list celebrity and has the same body from back in the day. Anyway, she
has been headed to divorce numerous times and she finally confessed to her
husband that she wanted to see other guys but he did not trust anyone but
the actor, who has been stepping in, and every few months has sex with the
husband's wife. It is apparently a win/win for everyone and the husband still
hangs out with the man he calls his best friend. The wife never joins them
in public though. George Clooney/Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor banished his current girlfriend from his
vacation for one night because she refused to sleep with the host of the
vacation. He allowed her to return after one night away so I guess she changed
her mind. This is what happens when you have been famous and rich for too
long. You get carried away with seeing how far you can go. This used to be
a nice guy.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Toni Garnn/Vladislav Doronin
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy award winner/nominee
is married to a movie actress. She does pretty well for herself too. They
are having a trial split which has had a tiny amount of buzz. The fact that
he has had a string of barely in their 20's women come stay with him to comfort
him is giving him a new youth and increasing his chance he is going to die
of a heart attack. He still talks nice about the wife, but it is over. Did
you know she never talks to the kid(s).
Michael
Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 *#7**
This former A list singer/reality star and now just a C list celebrity trying
to stay famous made a whole lot of people angry last night. Our former star
was throwing back booze like prohibition was on the way back. On one of her
trips to the bathroom she literally slammed into another table and knocked
everything off, including an entire bottle of wine into the lap of a man.
She didn't even say sorry, just kept stumbling to the bathroom. This will
be revealed.
Ashlee
Simpson
84.
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had
a hooker over to his house and had sex with her while she was wearing his
ex-wife's wedding dress. It gets better. He was watching their wedding video
while having sex.
Sean
Penn/Robin Wright
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#9**
This boyfriend of an A+ list mostly movie actor who loves to pretend he is
not in the closet was trying to use a credit card that his boyfriend had
given him. It had both their names on it. The card kept showing as declined
and the boyfriend kept screaming, I will kill his wife. I will kill her.
So, if she ends up dead, the police should probably start with this guy.
Just saying. Will Smith; John Travolta; Hugh Jackman
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#10**
This USA show B- list mostly television actor who is on a big hit for that
network as a lead, did a header and gashed his forehead after falling from
a bar stool at the place across from the E! building this week. About ten
too many drinks because after the first ten, any are too many. Unless you
are at home and in a low center of gravity. The paramedics came and treated
him on the scene. Wisely he chose to not drive home.
Matt
Bomer "White Collar"
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08 **#11**
There are a lot of crazy people in Hollywood. This former B list actress
from a hit television show who now tries to make a living in independent
movies has a bit of a drug problem. She also seems to have no morals that
could possibly get in the way of making sure she has a good time. Over the
past year, I have run into this actress numerous times as has AP (remember
her?) and together we made a list of the best quotes from her that could
also be turned into blinds. "Oh, I saw that movie (one of the most popular
of all-time as far as fondness) one night and was talking about it to the
actor guy I was sleeping with and he said his wife (made some very very big
movies, but does not really act so much any longer) was in the movie. I had
no idea he was married to her. I knew he was married, but not to her. They
don't have the same last name, so how was I to know. " "I spent the entire
time I was on set trying to look at his cock. I figured a guy that tall (A
list mostly movie actor who has A+ list name recognition) had to have a huge
cock. I think he thinks I was trying to sleep with him and I would have you
know, because maybe there would be something down the road for me, but really,
I just wanted a look at his cock. One day he finally said enough and he showed
it to me. I have not been that disappointed since I went to ______________'s
(A+ list singer/celebrity) house and she told me she had stopped drinking
for the week and no booze was allowed." "That girl can act (Golden Globe
nominee/winner B- list mostly movie actress from a big franchise). She is
not much of a looker, but she can act. I think she might have some lesbian
in her because she seemed pretty interested in me. It could also be that
she was into me because she knew I had the best shit on set. There is nothing
worse than filming in LA because everything runs behind and you sit in your
trailer all day and if you don't have good shit you will go insane. That
one guy from that one movie, you know who I am talking about. He is the old
guy (B+ mostly movie actor who has A list name recognition and has been in
over 100 movies and looks way younger than he is). With the funny name. Anyway,
he was always coming over and trying to score some of my stuff and I would
never have guessed he was into it. Of course he was also always trying to
cop a feel. He kept moaning about his wife not giving him any and blah blah
blah. Just come right out and tell me you want to fuck and if I get wasted
enough you might have a shot, but not with that whiny passive aggressive
stuff."
Former B list actress:
AP:
Popular movie/actor/wife:
A list mostly movie actor with big cock:
Golden Globe nominee/winner B- list mostly movie actress:
old guy (B+ mostly movie actor:
88.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/08
Is this Diva for real? She’s not acting anything like what we’ve
seen in the past. All of a sudden she’s loud and ready to fight.
That’s not the person we know. Is it all just an act for publicity?
Kelly Price "R&B Divas: Los Angeles"
89.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/09
"…Now I got tattoos on my body…" Tupac once released "Illuminati
all through your body" — but today’s leading lyricist is reported
to have taken the triangle further. That’s because sources reveal our
mystery man recently had an Illuminati sign inked on his body. Sources reveal
this known sacrilegious rapper was inked-up in L.A., a few days after his
Pasadena performance. Though we don’t know the exact details behind
the tattoo, we can tell you it’s not the first time he’s been inked
up. Don’t believe me.. Just ask the Mrs … who shares matching ink
with our blind item. Jay-Z
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#1**
This C+ list celebrity moves up and down from an almost A to almost D depending
on how much her family keeps her in the spotlight. It is never because of
her own doing, these moves up and down the ladder of fame. She did make a
name for herself the other night though as she had sex with two different
celebrities at the same party within a couple of hours. The two celebrities
are almost A list, and know each other very very well, but don't know they
both had sex with her. This will be revealed.
Ali
Lohan
91.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#2**
This former A list mostly television actress who crashed so hard and fast
to C list that all of our heads spun is now probably a B- list mostly movie
actress who everyone knows. Everyone. Well, if you watched the television
show or knew of it. Anyway, she pays her husband a monthly sum of money to
stay quiet and to watch the child(ren) because she loves to be able to use
the dating and wedding story in her interviews. In reality she has been
practically living with a studio executive for the past year. Time with her
child(ren)? The studio executive does not like kid(s) so our actress never
hangs out with the kid(s).
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#3**
I don't know if this almost A list television and movie actor is into it,
but he is dating and has been with his girlfriend for awhile, so you would
think he would be into it or experimenting. She is a very well known and
very well paid dominatrix. She is not just doing it for show either which
makes me wonder about our actor. Maybe that is why he always dates women
half his age.
Jeff
Goldblum
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#4**
"You are so small. My teen fantasies just went to dust." This B list reality
star/television host when she accidentally walked in on this former boy bander
turned reality star turned boy bander/host when he was naked in his dressing
room.
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#5**
This C+ list mostly television actor who was on a very very hit network show
until recently will probably drop down to D really quickly. He could barely
hang on to B- while being on the show. Anyway, one of the reasons he was
let go was his constant fighting with one of his co-stars. The reason? The
better looking and nicer co-star once had sex with one of the more outgoing
members of the cast who now has a serious boyfriend. The one who was let
go thinks the woman was stolen from him. Not true at all, but that is how
his crazy mind works and why he will probably do a lot of jail time in the
future. This will be revealed.
Show:
"Glee"
C+ actor: Mark Salling
Nicer co-star: Chord Overstreet
Outgoing cast member: Naya Rivera
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
This A list celebrity/singer who used to be A+ list is having a tough time
staying sober. Oh, you never knew she had an addiction problem? That is because
she does not share everything with her fans. No, she only shares the things
that make her look good. She had plans to make an announcement when she was
a year sober and pat herself on the back and tell everyone how easy it is,
but she has not managed two weeks since she got out of rehab. Lady
Gaga
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This NBA all-star who has never been in this space before better check those
age of consent laws before he tries to bring that underage teen from Atlanta
and set her up in a place on the west coast. The states have different laws
about the age of consent. In Georgia, she is legal, but not many other places.
Bringing her across state lines would be a no-no too. Oh, and what about
your wife and all that promotional money that comes your way everyday? Risking
it all for a teen?
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actress who you have to stop and remind
yourself used to be the biggest thing on television and was everywhere walked
up to this B- list actress and told her to stay away from her A list actor
husband. Our former A lister knows what the actress tried to do. She knows
how hard she was trying to hit on her husband and trying to set him up to
be caught up in a scandal. Apparently our A lister knows a few things about
the B- lister and said them right then and said the tabloids would be the
next to know. Then our A lister smiled and walked away.
Calista
Flockhart/Harrison Ford/Amber Heard
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This C list mostly television actor was all over a woman most definitely
not his A+ list mostly television actress girlfriend who has a history of
guys cheating on her so they can get out of being in a relationship with
her. This time though it is not just a break up that is involved.
Brian
Hallisay/Jennifer Love Hewitt (pregnant)
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
"Oh, he is the one who is gay. Right? The one who sings. I didn't know he
was gay. We went on a date. He put his arm around me on the red carpet and
then never touched me again. We didn't even talk. He just smiled when he
saw cameras. Lots of cameras. Lots of smiles. No cameras, no smile. Got waiter's
phone number. He smiled then." B list reality star on a very hit network
show who has been on the show since its inception discussing this former
A list celebrity from a celebrity family during an interview.
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/09 **#11**
I have wanted to write about this person for sometime and have never got
around to it. It really should be a movie because there is so much to say.
I guess the place to start is that she was basically hooking for drugs at
15. That is a nice beginning. She got married to one of her better customers
who also kept her turning tricks. She was expected to bring home other women
for them to have and to work for him. Meanwhile he also beat her on an almost
daily basis, but nothing visible to keep the customers away. He cheated on
her with lots of other women and kept her hooked on drugs and to this day
she is still hooked on drugs and booze and has just as much sex as she ever
had before. The only difference is now that she is a B+ list reality star
on a hit network show, she does not have to get paid for sex. She is happy
to trade drugs for sex though because she loves free drugs. Oh, and if you
have ever wanted to have a threesome or foursome with a person on a network
show, then bring the coke and the people and she is your lady. Mary Murphy
"So You Think You Can Dance"
101.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/09
They are not getting married. They are not planning a wedding. They are not
engaged. In fact, they are not even dating anymore! Why even bother with
the photo ops? Well, it helps publicize the project. Remember that in the
celebrity world, 1+1=3. Two celebrities dating each other attract more attention
than two individual celebrities alone. More attention = more publicity. More
publicity = more money. But it’s all over. The flame of passion has
died. Public appearances notwithstanding, this young celebrity couple is
done. The truth is that he signed up for a relationship with a famous,
All-American kind of girl, and she turned into an hyper-sexual urban wannabe.
Not exactly wifey material. The announcement will probably be made on a Friday
within the next eight weeks, and will be vague and friendly ("Too busy to
give our relationship the attention it deserves. We remain the best of friends,
etc."). It’s not a total loss. Dating her gave him a big boost up in
the celebrity world. Dating him made her more interesting and relevant. Now
he can go on to a serious acting career, and she can go on to being a grown-up
performer. Everybody wins!
Miley
Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor who seems to cameo in whatever you want him
to show up in is married. He has had lots of affairs which would probably
surprise those of you who are fans of him, and women and men love this guy.
Always in popular movies. Has made several all-time classics and he is good
looking and is an incredibly nice guy. He just likes to have sex with other
women. Not so much women he picks up because he thinks that is the way to
get busted. Nope. He prefers getting a hotel room, preferably a long way
from home and then having someone who does not speak English come to his
room and take care of him. This is a regular thing. Matt Damon
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
Out shopping this week, this B+ list celebrity/talk show host/manager was
not happy with the level of service she was receiving. As in, no one was
paying her any attention because she was not actually doing anything but
walking through the store. As soon as she saw someone, she stopped them and
said the infamous don't you know who I am bit and demanded that someone walk
around the store with her in case she decided to buy something. 45 minutes
later she walked out without buying anything. NOT Kris Jenner.
Sharon
Osborne
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This B- list mostly movie actor, who is foreign born and made his fame in
a franchise, split with his actress girlfriend because she caught him in
their hotel room with this B- list mostly movie actress who was once his
co-star.
Jamie
Campbell Bower/Lily Collins/Ashley Greene ("Twilight" series)
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
This B list teen celebrity took off her only undergarments at dinner the
other night and set them on the table and told her actor husband to put them
on. He went to the bathroom and did just that and she made him show her right
in the restaurant.
Courtney
Stodden/Doug Hutchison
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
This married B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy award winner/nominee
and probably headed to another one this year sent his wife home early at
a premiere party recently and had different waitresses sit on his lap until
he found one who wanted to be there. He did this in front of the high and
mighty one who said nothing. Forrest Whitaker/Oprah Winfrey "The
Butler"
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
This A++ list diva and A+ list singer/celebrity was at dinner this week.
She ordered dessert. She was informed though that another woman had ordered
the last of the desserts right before our diva and sorry, but would our diva
like anything else. The diva called over the manager and told him that if
he ever wanted the business of our diva again that he would tell the first
woman who ordered that she was out of luck. The manager refused. Our diva
got up and walked out and said that no one from her family would ever patronize
the place again. Two days later her A+ list celebrity husband showed up and
dropped $50K at the place while snuggling with someone, most definitely not
his wife.
Beyoncé/Jay-Z
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
This A list celebrity will always be A list. She is a singer and has one
of the most famous songs of all time. She could make millions just singing
that song. Anyway, you might be shocked to know that our uptight diva has
always been a little plastic surgery hungry. Every few years she gets new
boobs. A lift or a bump in size. Her lover loves them. Don't even talk to
her about her husband. Talk about her lover. The guy, who is in the background
more than Dolly Parton's husband. Anyway, our celebrity had some complications
with her most recent surgery and got a horrible infection and for a month
had one breast finished and the other not. Made for some hard costume changes
because the prosthetic was always slipping and was visible in some costumes
so the lights had to be adjusted.
109.
DAILY
MIRROR (U.K.) 08/11
Which kooky-looking female celeb has had a secret fling with one of the hottest
married men on the planet?
Kooky-Looking Female: Cara Delevingne
Hot Married Man: David Beckham
Hot Married Man’s Wife (may or may not be famous): Victoria
Beckham
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
Teen Choice Awards After Party: She certainly has grown up. This almost A
list former child actress turned B- list mostly movie actress spent her time
at a party alternating between having her boyfriend play with her breasts
that she kept baring and getting egged on by the crowd as the still minor
did shot after shot that she would drink after removing the shot glass from
between her breasts with her mouth. Did I mention that she has a name people
don't forget.
Abigail
Breslin
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
Teen Choice Awards After Party: This actress is probably C+ list. Mostly
movies. She is getting a chance at a huge popcorn flick this year. She was
overheard telling some of her friends that she had taken the virginity of
her male lead co-star and that he lasted about 30 seconds. She said this
in not a good way. The guy is a nice guy, and would have thought given his
past success that he was not waiting, but there you go. I always thought
she was nice, but, apparently not so much which is kind of sad.
112.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
Teen Choice Awards After Party: This Pretty Little Liars actress wins the
award for most wasted of the night. She had a tough time choosing between
coke and booze so went with both. Ashley Benson
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
Teen Choice Awards After Party: This foreign born A list tweener celebrity/singer
was probably the worst behaved celebrity of the night. At a party, the teen
kept inviting women to sit on his lap. When one woman took him up in it,
he said no, because he only wanted women in skirts and then lifted up his
long shirt to show that he was out and about so to speak from his pants.
Yeah. Positive role model for your teen, this one.
Cody
Simpson
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
Teen Choice Awards: This one happened during the show. This former B list
celebrity used to work for a major network. Now, she is still working for
a major network, but not the one which made her famous. She is used to being
the center of attention and was not happy last night as what she called,
"fucking 12 year old girls who make more than me and getting in her way and
that she could give a fuck about One Direction and all she wanted to do was
to get someplace where she could quietly get drunk where people would be
interested in her." She didn't have to go. Just because the awards were on
her network. Did I say too much?
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#6**
Teen Choice Awards: They always said they are just friends and that they
are nothing more. Sure, I could see friends trying to jam their tongues down
the throat of each other. You know, it is the new way to help each other
eat. It was pretty obvious to those that saw the pair that this B+ movie
and television actor and sometime band member was all over this B-/C+ list
mostly television actress. People have wanted them together for-ever. She
is married though.
John
Stamos and Lori Loughlin
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#7**
These two co-stars got carried away last week. Our actress is A list. Mostly
movies. Her co-star is an actor. B list. Mostly movies with a girlfriend
who was all about the hit almost network television show and is now always
looking for work. The co-stars hooked up. They got excited about the release
of their project. Hopefully the A lister will not go her usual stalker route
and her hookup can go back to his girlfriend with no one the wiser. Amanda
Seyfried/Adam Brody/Leighton Meester
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#8**
This almost A list mostly television actor from a hit network show who is
starting to make some really great movies was overheard telling some friends
that his almost A list actress wife was laughing while she told him about
the times she has cheated on him. Apparently she thinks as long as it is
during filming it is fine and she thought he knew that. He didn't. Chris
Pratt and Anna Faris
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actress who got her fame from television and movies
has got so busy and so distant from her husband that the actress makes him
call her assistant to schedule times to speak. She says she is really too
busy to answer her own phone, even for her husband. I guess we will read
about their divorce announcement soon. Katherine Heigl
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#10**
This foreign born former B list mostly movie actress who is still a B- and
still has a really big accent was telling someone the other day that she
dated this former A list mostly movie actor who used to be a heartthrob back
in the day and is now a beat up, plastic surgery getting guy who still does
get action gigs. Anyway, she said they only dated for a bit because he always
wanted her to use this foot long toy on him. Yeah. She is a sharer. This
will be revealed.
Mickey
Rourke/Bai Ling
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12 **#11**
A few years ago, this actress made a very important decision. Apparently
she chose correctly. Our actress used to be almost A list. She was on a very
hit, long running, almost network show. She was always kind of the forgotten
member of the cast because everyone else was always gunning for the press
and publicity. Our actress just kept showing up and kept cashing all those
paychecks. Well, the show ended and our actress found out that paychecks
were going to be harder and harder to get. One day she strolled into her
gym and got into a conversation with a C list celebrity who said her husband
was working on a project and our celebrity was a huge fan and thought that
her husband could also be a big fan and invited our actress over for dinner.
Our actress went and just thought it was going to be dinner. It turned out
to be a full court press by the celebrity wife and her A list mostly movie
actor husband with A+ list name recognition. Our actress got a little tipsy
and decided what the hell and went through with a little adult fun and the
next thing she knew she had a very high profile, very high paying gig. Well,
fast forward to the gig. Our actress looks good and she knows it and an A+
list mostly movie actor who is married started hitting on her and made it
clear that he wanted to be with her. Our actress turned him down. Not because
of him being married, but because she felt loyal to the guy who got her the
job. Now, that decision is looking even better.
Actress:
Charisma Carpenter
Show: "Buff the Vampire Slayer" or "Angel"
C list celebrity: Jennifer Flavin
A list Husband: Sylvester Stallone
Gig: "Expendables"
A+ actor who hit on her: Bruce Willis (not in "Expendables 3")
121.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/12
This story is surprising, mainly because we would have never put these two
celebrities together as a real couple! While they have worked together, there
is a significant age difference between the two of them. They are both actors.
She spent several years on a TV series, but is now a film star. He is a triple
threat, but is best known for his current role on a popular TV show. The
two of them were in Paris a couple of weeks ago. They were there for several
days. They caused a bit of a commotion in their hotel for three reasons:
First, because she was repeatedly going to his room in the middle of the
night, knocking loudly and calling out his first name repeatedly until he
would answer the door. Second, because they would then proceed to have sex
that was so loud and crazy that several hotel guests asked to change rooms.
And third, because they had a loud fight after the last sexual encounter,
with their fight spilling out into the hallway and her crying and yelling,
"I thought this relationship meant something to you! I thought that I meant
something to you!" Beaucoup de drame!
Actor:
Darren Criss
Actress: Kristen Wiig
122.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/12
This pop princess is suspected of having a split personality — one male,
the other female. Don’t believe me.. Jut ask Rita Ora, who’s said
to know the other half of the "If I Were A Boy" singer all too well. Know
why? Because Rita’s threesome with our mystery lady, and her husband,
reportedly turned to a twosome — with our blind item wearing the strap-on.
We’re told during the 2003 filming of "The Fighting Temptations", she
became a regular in Atlanta’s lesbian scene — reported to have
used her time off the set to hit the girl bars. Sources say she does the
same whenever she’s on tour, making her familiar with many lesbian bars
across the country. Here’s the drop: "When she was on tour with her
dancers and gay stylist Ty Hunter, she made up the excuse of picking up the
latest dance tips from the clubs – when she was really picking up girls,
sending Ty Hunter to get their phone numbers." She may front an image of
innocence, but many don’t know — just like her female counterparts
— she’s slept her way to the top. Now, can you guess which industry
sista — whose weave led to stunting her hair growth — I’m
talking about? Beyoncé
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
Apparently all the headlines and scandal is not enough to stop this B list
celebrity/reality star from enjoying the company of women in the past week
that are not his wife. One kind of looked like her sister though. Someone
even said she might have been a look-alike for his sister-in-law. As a job,
I mean, not just looking like her. Lamar Odom (sister-in-law: Kim
Kardashian)
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
This A list singer/celebrity was tired of worrying whether his cheating would
get him publicly busted again and this time he is married so it would be
even worse. There is no way he is going to stop cheating, but what he did
was find two women and got them to sign confidentiality agreements and pays
them a significant sum. One travels with him and one is in his hometown for
when he needs some time away from the wife. Apparently there is a lot of
that lately, despite all the smiles. Blake Sheldon, Robin Thicke, Michael
Bublé, Jay-Z, Keith Urban
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
"They just don't understand their place sometimes and you have to give them
a tap. Sometimes more than a tap. I try not to leave any marks but if she
asks about what I did the night before or who I was with, then it can get
rough. If she does not like it, she can leave. There is the door and she
can kiss the good life goodbye." Former almost A list mostly movie actor
who has A list name recognition, but has dropped to a permanent B talking
to one of his B list actor friends.
Terrence
Howard to Cuba Gooding Jr.
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
This A+ list singer/celebrity/reality star better be careful. An ex has a
voicemail recording from the A lister which is telling her that if she ever
wants to hook up with him, to give him a call at a certain number rather
than the one she is used to because his fiancee would be ticked off if she
knew. He did this two days after getting engaged.
Adam
Levine
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#5**
A couple of years ago, this A list mostly television actor from a hit network
show named Ashton Kutcher was at an award ceremony with his wife Demi Moore.
Apparently this B+ list mix of television and movie actress who is well known
by everyone and made her fame back in the day on television and has been
in some really big movies took a liking to Ashton. So much so that when he
got up to get a drink, she followed. Demi was oblivious. By the third time,
Ashton took the hint and they found a bathroom and spent a good fifteen minutes
doing the dirty. They went back to their seats and the actress spent the
rest of the night speaking to Demi and ignoring Ashton.
Jessica
Biel
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#6**
This C list celebrity and sometime reality star who is the offspring of someone
actually famous for something, and who did a lot of drugs was rushed to the
hospital ten days ago after overdosing. Not an accident. Wanted to kill herself.
Angela
Simmons (father DJ Run, Joey Simmons or Rev Run)
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#7**
This is probably TMI even for a blind, but this former A+ list mostly movie
actress who is still close to A+ was on the set of her new movie and kept
complaining about itching. In the genital area. She stopped filming many
times just because she could not stand the itching. She took a few showers,
but was unable to make it stop and just carried on. She did make a phone
call to some guy and let him have it. She thinks it might have been because
of what they did the night before. Maybe something he had?
Cameron
Diaz
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#8**
This A list television actress on a hit network comedy is saying that one
of her exes, who is also a former co-star is so not endowed that it is a
good thing he is on a television show or he would not be getting any second
dates. Does this mean she puts out on the first date?
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#9**
This former B list television actor from a very hit almost network show that
was recently canceled was so bold this week about his drug use that he pulled
out a bag of coke and was doing it at a bar. On the bar. Next to tons of
other people.
Ed
Westwick "Gossip Girl"
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#10**
This former Disney star from a popular family says that regular sex does
nothing for him any longer and that he only dates women who are into threesomes.
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13 **#11**
A few years ago you could not turn on VH-1 without seeing this woman on the
channel. With all the shows she was on and all the reruns each show had an
the marathons, she was on there 24/7. At the time, she was probably an A
list reality star if the list was judged by trashiness. All her shows were
trashy. She was trashy. That did not stop her from cashing check after check.
The problem for her was that her one big reality break ended really badly
and since then she has tried to live off her name. No one remembers her name,
they just remember her face when they are flipping through VH-1. If you said
so and so from VH-1, that is not enough. She was memorable while she was
being shown to us on a constant basis. She was supposed to get married a
few years ago, but he ended up cheating on her and then she got hooked on
drugs again and that wiped out the rest of her money and future job opportunities
and ravaged whatever looks she had. The good news is that if you are in her
area, she is having a special today for $50 for 15 minutes. You can call
and ask her about her friend too. Megan Hauserman "Beauty and the Geek"
"Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" "I Love Money" "Rock of Love: Charm School"
"Megan Wants a Millionaire" (Ryan Jenkins was a suspect in the murder of
Jasmine Fiore)
134.
LAINEY‘S
GOSSIP 08/13 (original post 08/09/13)
An award-winning actor was super proud during pride (Vancouver Pride, which
was on 4th August) and is seriously considering coming out but was advised
against it for now so as not to overshadow the movie. So what if the movie
mounts a serious run at being a contender? Have fun with that one all
weekend!
Actor:
Movie:
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
This is going to cause a little strain in the marriage. This A list celebrity
was supposed to keep his sex life private and not force his C list actress
wife to answer any questions about their arrangement. She has kept her part
of the bargain. She is loving being able to spend all the time she wants
with her girlfriends. Quietly. Him getting busted having sex is going to
cause big problems.
Justin
Timberlake/Jessica Biel
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
This lead on a USA drama got into a fight with his significant other last
night. The very good looking actor left the house they share and then proceeded
to throw rocks through each of the windows, breaking them all, while shouting
and using not kind words to describe his significant other. The police came,
but didn't do anything because it was the actor's house and he could bust
the windows if he wanted. They checked and there were no signs of physical
abuse and just told the actor to keep it quiet or they would arrest him for
disturbing the peace. One of the neighbors also complained to police that
the actor and his significant other were having sex on the deck earlier and
that it was disturbing.
Seth
Peterson "Burn Notice" (She said she found out when she was two months pregnant.
That would have been right about this night)
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B- and will probably be
there forever because of his easy name has some issues. I'm not sure what
his relationship is with his daughter, but she is an adult and when she sits
on his lap and grinds on him at a public event while throwing her arms around
his neck, it makes people really uncomfortable. The fact that everyone could
see she was not wearing any underwear made things worse. Keith
Carradine
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
This A list singer/celebrity/member of the band is in for a nasty shock when
he finds out his girlfriend, who is stunning, has been meeting with a writer
once a week who is writing a definitive tell all about the singer who has
shared a bunch of things with his girlfriend who copies them down and is
delivering them to the writer every week. Adam Levine
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress from a hit network show that
was canceled and is now on a middling network series is being accused by
a cab driver of calling him the n word. He says that when he got lost, the
actress was talking on the phone and told whoever she was talking to that
her n driver was an idiot and got lost. Considering who her boyfriend is
and his known racist beliefs, this is not much of a shocker that the pair
should join forces.
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#6**
This B- list mostly movie actor who has dabbled in television for his ex
told the woman he was with last week that if he was going to have his first
guy that he would be sober for he wanted him to be hot so the pair went to
The Abbey and our actor ended up getting hammered out of his mind. He did
pick up a couple of guys, but, will probably have to do it all over again
if he wants to remember it. The woman made sure none of the participants
took photos. She did say she took a couple, just in case she ever needs some
funds in the future.
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#7**
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show who also does
a bunch of commercials might want to do some pop ins on her new boyfriend.
Turns out he has a thing for the ladies and not just for our actress. He
has had a thing for the ladies several times in the past few weeks. Kaley
Cuoco/Ryan Sweeting
142.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#8**
This A list model who seems to be everywhere these days had to cancel a shoot
this week because her cutting was so bad that no amount of makeup could cover
the bandages she had all over her arms. An assistant at the shoot said it
looked the model was a stabbing victim because there were so many cuts. At
least ten.
Cara
Delevingne
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#9**
This former A list singer/celebrity turned reality show judge once turned
down this A+ list rapper when he hit on her, not because he was married,
but because she said she had seen photos of him naked and there was just
no way that was going to happen.
Christina
Aguilera/Snoop Dog (Lion)
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#10**
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actress from a big summer hit earned $50K two
nights ago by going to dinner with a guy. During dinner he told her he would
pay her an additional $50K if she modeled in person for him what she wore
in the movie. She said no until he placed the cash in front of her. She says
no sex happened.
Alice
Eve
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14 **#11**
This actor is foreign born. B- list. Mostly movies, but has a name everyone
can remember even if they can't pronounce it. Good looking guy. Academy Award
winner/nominee. Recently he went to a meeting and the person he was meeting
was running late. No text, no nothing. Our actor was just about to give up
when the man walked in and apologized but said he had been on the phone with
some people because he was trying to help a family that had lost their house
to a fire. The house was small and the family had no savings and the Red
Cross refused to help them because it was just one little house fire. They
had no place to stay and the man had been trying to find them some place
to live. He did not have enough room for them, and was trying to find a hotel
that would take the family of six and their two dogs. It was tough. Our actor
said for him to handle it and within an hour had not only found a guest house
of a producer in Beverly Hills that was available, but also called in favors
from some clothing people he knew and had the entire family outfitted in
clothes and had someone take them shopping for things they needed to live.
Djimon
Hounsou
146.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/14
There has been a settlement! No, we’re not talking about the settlement
between The Husband and The Wife. We’re talking about a much bigger
and more interesting settlement… the one between The Husband and The
Star. The Star is paying off the cuckolded Husband of one of his many paramours
to keep from getting dragged into their divorce proceedings. He had to. If
he hadn’t, the details of his questionable lifestyle would have provided
fodder for the tabloids for months to come, and would have seriously damaged
his professional reputation. Yes, this is more about protecting The Star
than it is about protecting The Wife. In exchange for a large amount of money,
The Husband will specifically refrain from talking about five main areas
of controversy that were of concern to The Star: Money: The obscene amounts
of money The Star makes and spends on everything, and how and where he invests
his money. Business: The details of the business deals in which The Star
has participated, and some questionable actions he took to close those deals.
Drugs: The extensive use of drugs – especially cocaine – by The
Star and The Wife. Sex: The Star’s entire sex life, including, but not
limited to, sexual preferences, sexual proclivities, participation in threesomes
and orgies, swinger parties, involvement of other celebrities, sexually
transmitted diseases, and abortions. Brother: The Star’s Brother, who
had a long-time affair with The Wife before The Star did. We do not know
the exact amount of the settlement, but our source told us that it’s
"Over 20." That’s over $20 million, folks. That’s the price of
silence.
The Star: Simon Cowell
The Husband: Andrew Silverman
The Wife: Lauren Silverman
The Brother: Nicholas Cowell
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
This C+ list actress who was B- when her hit almost network show was on the
air, does not get to do much now. Well, she does have time for drugs. Lots
of time. Too much time. She was at an event this week and her nose just started
gushing blood because of all her drug use. It was an impressive amount of
blood. Instead of leaving and giving up the paycheck, she stemmed the tide
of blood and changed tops. It is a complete mismatch, but she got paid.
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
This A list national news anchor has been paying his trainer six figures
a year, and it is not just for training. Our anchor would like you to think
it is just for training. He does not like to have to pay for sex. He just
likes the fact that it was kept quiet. The trainer has been talking. Shepard
Smith
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
This A list singer/celebrity/wife has a long drug history. She likes to sweep
it under the rug publicly, but it is there and will talk about it if pressed.
What she won't talk about is the fact that she takes one of her old drug
dealers on tour with her and how he makes a living supplying drugs to people
she employs. Mary J. Blige
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
This A list singer/celebrity has cheated on his actress wife lots of times.
She knows it and pretends it has not happened. What she does not know is
that one of the people her husband had an affair with is the wife's best
friend. Well, probably her only friend. Well, is she really a friend if you
are paying her to be around you? The friend is also a celebrity. B- list?
Lots of celebrity friends who pay her.
Gwyneth
Paltrow/Chris Martin/Tracy Anderson
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
This almost A list actor who is on a very hit network show and is unfortunately
back in movies only cares about himself. That is not a shocker I guess. What
is disturbing is the complete meltdown he had in a restaurant when he was
yelling at his actress girlfriend because she had not watched his latest
project yet even though she had it for a day. She told him she had been really
busy working on her movie and had not had a chance. The actor said this was
way more important and that she should have found the time. He has that whiny
voice too. I'm shocked she did not break up with him right there on the spot.
Ashton
Kutcher/Mila Kunis "Jobs"
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
This former American Idol top five finalist is about to make news again.
She really does love dating married men. I believe this would be marriage
number three she has helped destroy.
Katharine
McPhee
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show dropped
to C when the show left the air. She had finally started to regain some of
her B-ness on a new hit show when her boyfriend convinced her to leave the
hit show and guaranteed money for a chance to be a bigger star in his project.
She has let guys make some horrible decisions for her in the past, but this
is the worst.
Actress: Laura Prepon
Hit network show: "That 70’s Show"
New hit show: "Orange Is the New Black"
Boyfriend: Chris Masterson
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
This married aging female country singer who has made a career out of being
in the tabloids says that the most fun she ever had in bed with was a guy
about her age and his much younger former A list celebrity/singer wife who
had several number one hit songs.
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
This former A+ list actor who has probably slipped to A- because he has not
been in much lately is a huge sex symbol. The foreign born actor is loved
by everyone and has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. He recently
split with a woman because she caught him having sex with her daughter. The
daughter was legal, and they are still dating. That must be awkward at family
dinners.
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
This aging former B- lister who had a recurring role on one of the biggest
network shows of all time and who also has been in some of the biggest and
funniest movies of all times is getting older and still trying to live off
his fame. He was trying to convince some strippers to give him a discount
on lap dances and started reciting his entire filmography.
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15 **#11**
You sometimes hear about people who are difficult to work with as they become
a star. They change from a great person to a not so great person. Let me
introduce you to someone who has never been nice to work with. I have never
met one person who says she is fun to work with. I have never met anyone
who says she is a pleasure to be around. I have never met anyone who says
they would work with this actress again. You would have a tough time finding
anyone ever in the history of Hollywood who has anything nice to say about
this actress. Unless they have not met her. Or heard of her. Yeah, because
if you have heard any of her stories, you would never say anything nice about
her. She is from an acting family. B- list. Mostly television, although if
she was smart, she would switch to movies because maybe a film could be finished
before everyone wanted to run her off the set with pitchforks. She has been
kicked off several television shows. Do you know how rare that is to happen
once in a lifetime? It has happened to her multiple times. Why do you ask?
See the paragraph above. No one likes her. She can't even walk down a red
carpet without causing drama. This past weekend she refused to walk before
or after several people because she felt she was above them and was afraid
they would try and pose with her to capture her fame. On her most recent
show that she got kicked off, the cast would go out Friday nights after work
and congratulate themselves on making it through the week with her. She would
of course never want to do anything with the cast because she had other plans
that were very important and could not be canceled. The crew had a raffle
to see who she would yell at next. They had to have a raffle sometimes four
or five times a day because that is how often there were winners. The producers
had heard of her reputation before hiring her for her most recent show, but
she convinced them she had changed and matured. Nope. Granted, this time
she would come out of her trailer and work even when she was angry. On one
of the other shows she was booted from, she would stay in her trailer for
the entire day if someone had offended her. It is quite possible she is the
worst person ever to ever act. Katie Cassidy
158.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/15 **#1**
This girl has been a star for many years, but her wild behavior as of
late indicated that her problems were not just the result of having worked
too hard or partied too much. Some originally speculated that her drug use
had tripped off her irrational behavior. However, there may be a darker
explanation. While there are multiple issues contributing to her behavior,
one of the diagnoses she received when seen by doctors was surprising to
friends and family. They were told that she has PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress
Disorder). The public explanation is that she is angry about having to work
so hard since she was young. However, PTSD is not caused by hard work. Something
happened to her when she was still a minor that resulted in this diagnosis.
She was seriously assaulted by someone that she trusted. A police report
was never filed, as it was thought at the time that such a scandal would
irreparably harm her career. The whole incident was hushed up, and she resumed
working, but she was deeply traumatized by the incident/s and angry that
those around her didn’t do more to help her. Those close to her are
now talking among themselves trying to figure out how to get her help for
this trauma while concurrently trying to figure out how to publicly explain
the trauma in a way that doesn’t make everyone around her look bad.
They are really hoping that the media doesn’t find out the details of
the story, and that the girl can get well and start working again as if nothing
ever happened. Amanda Bynes
159.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/15 **#2**
This pretty star of a television series is finally pregnant with someone
she really cares about. Good for her. Back when she was dating, however,
she didn’t want to take the chance of getting pregnant. A former boy
bander – whose group had several hits in the 1990s – says that
when he was dating her, she always made him wear two condoms. It was a good
thing that she was careful, too. She was cheating on the boy bander (would
he now be called a man bander?) with multiple guys the entire time she was
dating him.
Actress:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
TV Series: "The Client List"
Boy Bander: Rich Cronin
His Group: LFO
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor is telling friends he is in love and found
the love of his life and he has known the woman about three days. He has
been non-stop texting her and calling her and has even blown off call times
on the set of his movie just so he can talk to her. Every second he has not
been on set he has been with her and the thing is, she has a boyfriend. She
is just enjoying all this movie star attention. This is not going to turn
out well, especially considering how much he has been drinking.
Owen
Wilson
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
This former B list celebrity/reality star who worked her way up to A list
celebrity because of her boyfriend is back down to B and slipping quickly.
Apparently her new gig is not paying as much as she thought it would so she
accepted the invitation from a man to spend a week with him on vacation.
Our celebrity is in bad shape. She called a friend and said it is the worst
week ever, but she feels trapped and has been doing as much coke as possible
to numb herself.
Stacy
Keibler
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
Do you think this A list celebrity/singer knows that her actor husband had
sex with her best friend? I'm guessing no. Our A lister thinks it has been
limited to the husband watching the A lister and best friend be intimate,
and nothing more. Our A lister would be wrong.
LeAnn
Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
I guess his A list celebrity/extremely good singer/Grammy winner wife and
child were not even a glimmer in this B list celebrity's mind as he hit on
every woman at a party this week. He got 10 or 15 numbers from women who
didn't seem to care that he is married. He told some of them he was splitting
with his wife and told others that they have an open relationship. He even
told one woman that his wife had not had sex with him in almost a year.
Alicia
Keys and Swizz
Beatz
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
This A list celebrity who used to be a pretty good singer/performer when
she had other people's stuff to sing was on a plane last week. She started
talking to the guy next to her and an hour later was taking care of him with
her hand. It must have been good for both of them because they have not been
apart since. This will be revealed.
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This former B- list mostly television actress turned celebrity/singer is
not someone you want to date. Definitely not someone you want to marry. She
got married once and told her ex that she would tell the world he molested
children unless he agreed to her demands. In one of her relationships/marriages
she told her ex that no one would believe him, given his past history that
he had not beaten her everyday of their marriage and she got another huge
check. In her most recent relationship, she discovered that her boyfriend
was in big debt despite his status and dumped him for a millionaire who has
no idea what is about to hit him. A few months of sweetness and a quickie
marriage before the destruction begins. Jana Kramer
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
This is a very disturbing story. A 14 year old teen who lives outside the
country went into a police station last week with her parents to report that
this A list mostly movie actor touched her and made her touch him. She and
her parents were staying at a home next door to the actor and he invited
them over to use his pool. The police said they would investigate, but nothing
has happened yet. This comes from the wife of one of the policemen who was
at the station that day when the teen came in with her parents.
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
This B- list mostly television actor from a very hit network show who also
fancies himself pretty good in a different profession (singing) was out with
his girlfriend two nights ago and started yelling at her when she ordered
dessert. "Didn't I tell you earlier that you are gaining weight? Stop eating."
Matthew
Morrison/Renee Puente
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is still A list and will always
be an Academy Award winner/nominee would not give approval to photos that
were taken for a photoshoot. She said that they made her face look like she
had work done. Of course she just had work done, but didn't want it to look
like it.
Nicole
Kidman
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is only a B lister because of her name
and talent and not because she has been in anything lately had to shave off
her hair. A few years ago she lost huge clumps of it when she was really
struggling with bulimia and it has never grown in right. She has tried
everything, but is now just going to a full-time wig.
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/16 **#11**
This A+ list model is also a reality star. She is also a pain. A big pain.
One of her favorite tricks is to try and get things for free by telling staff
she is borrowing something and never returning what she borrows. It gets
the staff in trouble and causes a huge drop in the bottom line and our model
does not care at all. She is like that though. Not too long ago she walked
into a store that an A list designer runs. It has a couture section where
you can try on the one off dresses and get them made to measure. Which costs
a fortune. Some of the dresses cost well over $100K. There is a small team
in the store who are used to dealing with celebrities and the rich and the
angry, but were still flustered when this A list model walked through the
door. She went straight up to one of the staff and demanded that she give
her the dress in the window (a one off couture piece). She said that the
designer had called her and said that she should come in and pick it up.
No one had told the sales assistant who started to get nervous. Our model
was completely awful to her calling her stupid and started raising her voice
saying that this was ridiculous and that the designer would be furious that
our model had been standing there for five minutes without getting what she
came for. The sales assistant decided to call the designer. As soon as she
got through to someone our model started to laugh and said "Oh darling I
was just kidding!!" and then she promptly left.
Naomi
Campbell
171.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/16
A Legend versus a Legend in the making. These two Ballers aren't seeing eye
to eye. Is this a matter of friendly advice or bitterness? Or maybe, is a
youthful Baller too arrogant to take some useful guidance?
172.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/16
Fans are totally freaking out about seeing this young male star shopping
in a jewelry store with his girlfriend. Calm yourselves! When rich and famous
people buy engagement rings, they do so behind closed doors in a private
consultation with a jeweler who is known for wedding rings. When rich and
famous people who are dating get publicly photographed looking at rings at
the counter of a fashion jewelry store… it’s a publicity stunt.
It worked, too. After all, it got your attention, didn’t it? Louis
Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder
173.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/16
Long before this new mother of a baby boy married her Herb, she took part
in threesome sexcapades with Tiny Cottle and Tip. That’s back when —
while T.I. was locked up — our mystery lady also attended Tiny’s
all-girl freak parties. Now, our blind item — who’s the Godmother
of one of Tiny’s sons — and Tiny are said to be not so lovey-dovey
anymore. Know why? Because Tiny believes our blind item used her VH1 talk
show platform just to get cast on "The Real." Sources say our ‘Love
and War’ lady didn’t just bust it wide open for Birdman, but the
So So Def founder’s father too!!! Just ask Michael Mauldin’s wife,
who’s reported to have delivered her with a beat-down outside of an
Atlanta hotel. With her older sister now shacking up with her, she’s
said to be fearful her hubby might smash that. That’s because our secret
singer used to smash her older sister’s husband, when her sister was
out in Las Vegas making the bacon for the family. Don’t believe me..
Ask Keri Lewis. I’m told our blind item and her sisters all have their
licker license. Now, can you guess who I’m talking about? Tamar
Braxton
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
This B list reality star from a very hit network show has problems at home.
Big problems. Two women that our reality star slept with says that the reality
star beat them when she was not happy with their performance in bed and accused
them of being gold diggers and if they were going to be gold diggers they
were going to be treated like it. Both of the women found out about the other
and decided to take action when they discovered their similar stories. This
is not new with this star. Abusive relationships are her norm. Jillian
Michaels "The Biggest Loser"
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
For the first time that I can remember, I heard something really nasty about
this A+ list celebrity with A+ list name recognition. She does a lot of things,
but one she does not do very well made her the most money. Other than being
married to her A+++ list celebrity husband. Anyway, she has said previously
that she only wants normal sized models to appear in her fashion line. Normal
meaning like average people. A person new to her staff did just that and
lined up a bunch of normal sized models. Average people. Our celebrity went
ballistic and told him that stuff was just for the press and her line would
look stupid if they trotted out a bunch of people who looked fat in her clothes
and they are made for people size 0-4 so they need size zeros plus one person
who is a size four to make themselves look good.
Victoria
Beckham (didn’t sing very well, but made most money as Posh
Spice)
176.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
This C list celebrity dropped off her A list celebrity mom with A++ list
name recognition and then went and snorted lines of meth off the floor of
a restroom this weekend because there was no other place to do it without
being caught. This celebrity is going to end up dead. I don't know if her
A list parents don't realize it or just have their heads in the sand. Everyone
else knows it though. Restroom floor? You know you have a huge problem.
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is aging and has never liked his fans or
appreciated his fans and age is not going to change him. He believes his
fans are a nuisance and that if he could be rich without them he would. He
doesn't like them and has no respect for them at all. Case in point. Our
actor was walking back to his hotel in NYC after promoting a movie he wants
them to see and ignored every fan who approached him. At his hotel there
were about 50 people waiting for him and he had nothing to say to any of
them and ignored them and pretended they did not exist. This is him every
single day.
Harrison
Ford
178.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
This Academy Award winning actor who now works in television got the shock
of his life this past week when an A list mostly movie actor was talking
about the depraved things he made some woman do in bed for him when the Academy
Award winner realized that the A lister was talking about the A lister's
daughter.
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actor from a huge franchise, and I mean huge, backhanded
his wife over the weekend. She said something to him which no one quite heard,
but everyone saw the backhand to the face. They did leave together a short
time later. Bruce Willis; Christian Bale; Sean Connery
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
This A list reality star is back on the coke again. I bet they don't film
that though, will they. That employee stopping by your place everyday, sometimes
two to three times a day is not fooling anyone. I guess they will take the
fall when they eventually bet busted. I hope you are paying them well.
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#6**
This actor is C+ list. I am giving him C+ because of his looks, otherwise
he would be D. Whenever he does show up in a movie or on a television show,
or if someone runs into him in real life they never fail to say that he is
the best looking person they have ever met. Known for one great role which
gave him his fame, it stretched from television to movie. The other day several
women were hitting on him when he spied an 18 year old teen. Our actor excused
himself from the women by saying he was in the mood for some boy that day,
but to talk to him the next time he was around. Jason Lewis (Jerry "Smith"
Jerrod/"Sex and the City")
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#7**
This A list singer/celebrity/reality judge is trying to make amends. When
crew members first saw her when filming started, they didn't say anything
to her. When she asked one why they were not talking to her, they reminded
her that last time they filmed she had specifically ordered that no one was
to speak to her or look at her unless spoken to or looked at first. Our celebrity
said that was the old her and this is the new her. Probably not booze that
is making her so friendly, because I heard she gave that up. Pot? Adderall?
Christina
Aguilera "The Voice"
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#8**
It took a few years, but this A++ list celebrity who has been known to dabble
in singing and reality television and other projects started cheating on
her guy. Well, it actually started once before, but got cut off abruptly
by some scandals on the periphery of her life which caused increased pap
presence on her. So, that one ended. This one though is hot and heavy and
sexy and the guy is in his early 20's and is one of those guys who loves
working out. He was a model for one of her projects and apparently she spent
20 minutes one day touching his chest because she could not believe it was
real. Gwyneth Paltrow
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#9**
This Academy Award winner threw on a brunette wig last week and got up on
stage at a strip club. Danced down to her panties and then gave a lap dance
to her boyfriend. They then got up and left. This for sure will be revealed.
She is getting a little kinky these days. Good for her.
Renée
Zellweger
185.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#10**
This non-married A list reality star glomming onto people who are not even
his family was spotted talking to a waitress at a bar this past week and
kept touching her breast. She would remove his hand and it would go right
back. She finally called over a manager and the reality star gave the manager
a few hundred bucks and got himself a waitress who would put up with his
groping.
Scott
Disick
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19 **#11**
It seems that about once or twice a year, there is manuscript floating around
the publishing world that is full of good gossip. This one would be considered
great gossip. I mean really great. It is written by an offspring of an Academy
Award winner/nominee. The other great thing is the nominee/winner is still
alive to see it written. We are not talking about things from way back in
the past, but instead, are talking about things in the last five years. For
the purposes of this blind, lets call our nominee/winner NW. Let us call
the offspring SW. Makes the whole pronoun thing easier. NW had a threesome
with SW and another woman. NW watched SW have sex with women on multiple
occasions. NW showed SW sex videos which contained women NW had sex with
and also, SW's mom and another woman. Oh, there were also two videos which
showed SW's relative touching herself. There were hundreds of these tapes
and some had some of the most famous women in the world. many were hidden
cameras and many were shot with the full knowledge of the participants. There
are drugs mentioned on every page. It is the ultimate tell-all. After this
book, there would be thousands of stories that could be written about everything
that is inside. It is explosive.
187.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/19
This four-player is being revealed as a dude who likes to rock make-up, and
he once shared Nivea with Weezy. Don’t believe me.. Just ask dude’s
BFF Eugene ‘Sheep Dog’ Smoak, who’s said to have been in the
jeep of our mystery man and is reported to have mistakenly left his eyeliner
behind. Here’s the drop: "They borrowed my ex-boyfriend’s jeep
to go to Blu Cantrell’s record release party. The next day, I took the
jeep to run errands. I found an eyeliner pencil in the jeep and flipped out
on my ex ’cause I thought it belonged to another bitch. ________ later
confessed to me that he uses eyeliner pencil for his eyes, and sideburns
… and to make his mustache darker and perfect." He was discovered by
"The New Atlanta" reality star Jevon "Vawn" Sims. Now, can you guess who
I’m talking about? The-Dream
188.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/19
There is a public battle going on now between a very famous female performer
and a male blogger. While both are telling their "versions" of the story,
we have the real back story for you… the one that neither party is ever
going to tell you! The two used to be very good friends… until the blogger
started privately telling the performer to get help for her substance abuse
problem. Yes, the performer is an addict, and a serious one at that. But,
like most addicts, she was in compete denial about her problems, and she
hated the blogger for telling her the truth! She warned him that if he
didn’t shut up about her problems, that she would cut him out of her
life. The blogger stopped confronting the performer personally, but did go
to a third party to discuss the performer’s issues and to ask for her
help in encouraging the performer to go to rehab and perhaps staging an
intervention. The third party is a very famous female singer who is friendly
with both the performer and the blogger. The performer found out that the
blogger and the third party were discussing her problems behind her back…
and went ballistic! She not only cut the blogger out of her life, but she
started making nasty comments about him to anyone would would listen. The
blogger was very hurt and retaliated by critiquing the performer on his blog.
The performer eventually did go to rehab, but she did not admit it publicly,
pretending instead that she was taking several months off due to an injury.
Whatever. So, the blogger’s persistence did pay off in terms of her
eventually getting the help that she desperately needed… but their
friendship was lost in the process. She is now out of rehab and working again.
However, she still hasn’t forgiven the blogger for his confronting her
about her addiction, as well as for his private disclosure of her condition
to the other singer. Meanwhile, he is trying to cope with the very public
backlash from her rabid fans, who don’t know the back story and who
blame him for the performer’s angst!
Performer:
Lady Gaga
Blogger: Perez Hilton
Singer: Katy Perry
189.
RADAR
ONLINE 08/19
1. This action star regularly spent nights doing cocaine and discussing
conspiracy theory til dawn with his dealer, the dealer claims.
2. "One crack-using actor kept trashing hotel suites in Maui," one dealer told the National Enquirer. "Finally, we partied on a private beach, where he held an orgy one night." Charlie Sheen
3. One dealer claims this C-list actress with an A-list spouse regularly requested full-body massages after getting her cocaine delivery. Portia de Rossi/Ellen DeGeneres
4. This C-list celebrity got his B-list singer girlfriend hooked on heroin and ruined her career, his dealer claims.
5. This reality star demanded cocaine from strangers at a house party during a night out of town away from the prying eyes of his significant other.
6. This aging disco diva recently missed a big-bucks appearance after having cocaine delivered to her Vegas hotel room, a dealer claims. She locked herself inside with her stash and refused to come out.
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
This B- list mostly television actress has pretty much stayed in that position
for her entire career. Sometimes she moves up slightly, but she has always
been consistent and has been on one television show after the other. Some
hits and some misses. She told producers she would walk off the set of her
current show and quit if they attempted to make her a lesbian. Acting or
not, she is dead set against it and it goes against her values.
Angie
Harmon "Rizzoli & Isles"
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
This married president of programming for a Christian television/radio network
who is also their on air personality is having an affair with this aging,
but still gorgeous B list mostly movie actress who also brings another surprise
to the table.
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
This D list celebrity has a money making opportunity and feels like it slipping
out of his hands because people are keeping him from his A list celebrity
money making relative. Well, potential money making relative. He would have
to persuade her first. He is good at that. Lucky he is not in jail. Might
be the reason they are keeping her away from him. Randy Jackson/Paris
Jackson (molesting her)
193.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
This A list celebrity/singer wistfully told her ex it just was not the same
having to pay to dress a man in women's clothing when she had him doing it
for free.
Christina
Aguilera/ex-husband Jordan Bratman
194.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#5**
This forever and ever A+ list mostly movie actor sent back two escorts to
an agency he is using in NYC this summer because the escorts told him they
were older then 29. That is a huge no no to our aging actor. The LA agencies
know much better than that. He does like them to be older than his youngest
kid, so that is a good thing. Of course this will be revealed.
Jack
Nicholson
195.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#6**
Last year I told you about this former almost A list mostly movie actress
who once starred in a huge franchise. She had got herself some breast implants
because she hated the way she looked topless in a movie. Well, she loved
her new breasts so much that she has now gone up another size. She is up
to a large C which looks ridiculous on her tiny frame, especially considering
she still thinks people have no idea. Yeah, you took magic beans.
Kirsten
Dunst
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actor, who would love to win an Academy Award after
years and years of comedies before getting serious and quirky was wasted
on the set of his new movie the other day and was a disaster. He was yelling
and swearing at everyone who crossed him and he threw his drinks and coffee
at others and refused to come out of his trailer and sat in there in his
underwear all day drinking from a bottle of booze. He is an angry angry drunk.
Bill
Murray
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actor who is in some trouble lately was out shopping
the other day when he ran into some women. He decided to hit on them and
one of the three women seemed to take an interest in our actor. At one point
she asked him whether he would ever hit her. He replied that he would only
if she got out of line. She seemed satisfied with his answer and made plans
for that night. Seriously people. I just don't get it.
Terrence
Howard
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#9**
This former B list mostly movie actress was all set to take a break from
the hooker circuit this summer because there just was not enough time to
land a big fish. They get taken in May when Cannes hits and by this time,
your only hope is if they have dumped someone. But, lo and behold, there
was so much renewed interest this summer in her that instead of taking a
pay cut or getting no one, she actually is charging double and getting way
more customers than she can handle. She is open for something long term though.
Tara
Reid "Sharknado"
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#10**
This sometime actress/sometime comedienne finished talking to this B list
mostly movie actress with much higher name recognition and came back to her
friends and called the actress a fucking Nazi and is glad her parents didn't
have to meet the actress.
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20 **#11**
You have been really good at the blinds lately so I thought I would really
throw a challenge at you. How would I describe this person? Funny. C list
Celebrity. Not in the sense of a Paris Hilton celebrity, but someone who
has actual talent. She has a lot of talent actually. Award winning in her
profession. She is great at her profession. She wanted to take it to the
next level. She was tired of having to travel 200 nights a year and only
getting on television a few times each year. She wanted to be big. She wanted
to be huge. At first she tried sleeping with this former A list mostly television
actor and his television actress wife. Yep, she was their threesome sex toy.
Then someone told her she was not attractive enough so she spent $50K on
plastic surgery. She would talk smack about people she thought were ahead
of her line for some big project and would do everything she could to sabotage
them. She would spread lies about them or anyone she could. She would do
anything that it took to get ahead and to make herself a star. She sold out
and still it has done no good and she is pretty much in the exact same position
she was a decade ago. Sure, her name is known maybe a little more, but, overall,
all of the things she did, all of the moral boundaries she crossed had no
effect at all on her life, but destroyed the hard work of lots of others.
201.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
This former reality star has not been on a show in some time, but because
of who she is and her family is, she still has A+ list name recognition.
Apparently she is also yours for the night if you get her drunk enough. Five
nights in a row she got wasted. Three of those nights she went home with
a different guy. Hope she used protection otherwise her next reality show
is going to be Maury. Now that would be a great episode of television.
Bristol
Palin
202.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
This almost A list mostly television actor is in a new movie. He told his
actress girlfriend that because he was going to be doing a press tour and
promotional work that there would be women all over him all the time so they
should take a break and reevaluate after the tour. The actress agreed and
five minutes later the actor was with someone new, because the actress called
him back and he said he was kind of busy at the moment.
Nathan
Fillion "Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters"
203.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
This almost A list mostly comedic movie actor who has been the star of a
few movies has a dark side. His ex-girlfriend, who managed to stay with the
actor for a few months says he is great when he is sober, but when he drinks
he becomes violent and he backed her into a corner several times and grabbed
her and slapped her and threw her to the ground, but then would immediately
apologize. They broke up because he was starting to drink almost every night,
so the violence was happening almost every night. Jonah Hill
204.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
This B list actor from a hit CBS drama that has initials in its name met
a woman in a bar. They left the bar and hooked up in his car. They started
driving to his place. While he was driving, they were taking turns doing
blow. She started having a seizure and passed out. He left her on the side
of the road on a bus bench and drove away. She lived and has been calling
him everyday, but he pretends he has never spoken to her before.
205.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#5**
This B+ list singer/celebrity seems to be fading a bit. Her drinking is well
documented and apparently she also enjoys getting three or four of her backup
dancers to service her orally several times each day. The ones who do so
all have a special trait.
Ke$ha
206.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#6**
It took a couple of years, the story has finally come out why this A+ list
mostly movie actress hated her former co-star who is an A list mostly movie
actor who sometimes heads up to that A+ territory. It turns out that the
actress was being her usual demanding and condescending self and the actor
went up to her on the second day of filming and went on a rant about how
he knew she was stuck up and a bitch and that she had cheated on her husband
with her therapist and that he wasn't the first guy, but that she tried to
make her husband be the bad guy (which he is too), and just went off on our
actress for 10 solid minutes right in her face. The rest of the shoot was
a whole lot of fun as you can imagine. The two never spoke except during
filming. Reese Witherspoon/Vince Vaughn
207.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#7**
This A list celebrity/athlete who is going through a lot right now and is
quite the ladies man used to date an A list mostly movie actress. No, not
that one. Before her. Yeah, now you have it. Anyway, the pair broke up because
she had a miscarriage and he blamed her for it. Not a very sensitive thing
to say and he had accused her also of getting pregnant to grab onto his money.
He is a real joy. A-Rod/Kate Hudson
208.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#8**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is a fairly new mother. She does not seem
all that concerned that the actor father of the baby smokes meth around the
kid. She is not dumb enough to leave him alone with the kid though.
209.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#9**
This actor is B- list. Maybe a B. Mostly movies. Foreign born. A very, very
good actor. Apparently he is back with his celebrity ex, or at least as back
as he ever gets with anyone. She was with a B-/C+ list mostly television
actor but went back to the movie actor because as she put it, "He has a dick
that goes on for miles."
Michael
Fassbender/Zoë Kravitz/Penn Badgley
210.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#10**
Not the typical form of Kindness blind, but, if I had been there, I would
have thought it was kind. This Academy Award winner/nominee mostly movie
actress was in a bar and bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar.
$2500. She then did it five more times. By the fifth time, the people ordering
knew she was buying and were ordering crazy expensive drinks so that round
came to $10,000. Total bill for the night was about $40,000 and this is an
actress who makes a good living, but not $40K in one night kind of living.
Melissa Leo; Marisa Tomei
211.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21 **#11**
Let me start out by saying this will be revealed. It is just too good to
not reveal. This actress is A+ list. Mostly movies. She likes to think of
herself as cultured and someone who wishes to be thought of as more than
just an actress. Our actress travels a lot. She often travels without her
significant other. She always travels without him when she is working on
one of her favorite side projects. This is the one she thinks will make her
beloved around the world. The reason she always travels alone for this particular
side project is a man she met. He is an artist. He is much older than our
actress. 20-25 years older than she is, and an intense man. Known throughout
the region for his very dramatic and bold art, he is also known as someone
who lives his art and our actress wanted to meet him. Once she met him, she
wanted to be in one of his art works. This involved our actress getting naked.
She was then covered from neck to toes in hot wax. The wax was dripped in
a design for the "art." He then proceeded to have sex with our actress while
the wax was cracking. Apparently he does this with all of his muses. Well,
our actress enjoyed being his muse and can always be spotted with the artist
whenever she is on her side project, and she has even had him visit her once
at her home. Once.
Angelina
Jolie/Julian Schnabel
212. GAWKER
08/21 **#1**
Which quirky director, producer, and actor played the hero by saving the
life of an Ohio tourist? After coming upon an elderly man who had fallen
in the street and wounded his neck, this eccentric actor sprung into action,
stopped the bleeding, and kept the man calm until emergency services arrived.
While he downplayed his role in helping the injured tourist, we think he
may be destined for an against-type leading role in the next superhero
blockbuster.
John
Malkovich
213. GAWKER
08/21 **#2**
Surprise, surprise! A leading man dropped in unannounced to an acting
school’s commencement ceremony. He spouted wisdom from on high about
everything from making friends on set to taking risks to landing a part in
a speech that left grads gushing that he was "inspiring." Sounds divine.
Thankfully, he was wearing pants.
Tom
Cruise
214.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/21
The management of this group has been pushing for the last year for somebody
– anybody! – in this band to get engaged. They tried to force one
of the guys to get engaged earlier this year… even though he was actually
in the process of breaking up with his girlfriend! He totally balked at the
publicity stunt, and management was forced to back off. We told you about
that event while it was happening. We also told you that management would
not let go of this notion, and that they would try again. Some of you fell
for the recent ring shopping bit of another band member who is definitely
not getting married to his girlfriend. As we told you in another blind, that
whole setup was fake, too! But… good news for the management team! One
of the boys finally did pull off the engagement bit. Congratulations to the
happy couple!
Forced
Guy: Liam Payne
Forced Girlfriend: Danielle Peazer
Ring Shopping Guy: Louis Tomlinson
Ring Shopping Girlfriend: Eleanor Calder
Engaged Guy: Zayn Malik
Engaged Girlfriend: Perrie Edwards
215.
THE
WRAP (By Stretch, the Limo Driver) 08/21
I can’t tell you how many times I had seen her on TV singing the National
Anthem or stepping onto a red carpet out the open door of some other guy’s
limo. And now this Grammy-winning diva was sitting in mine. Every day.
There’s nothing better for a driver than a regular booking -- and this
one was five days a week. From 10 in the morning until 10 at night, taking
one of the most famous women in the world from her home in the Hollywood
Hills down to the soundstage in Culver City where she was rehearsing for
her big comeback. She needed to be in performing shape for her tour. She
needed to be able to go hard in front of 15,000 people for two solid hours
and more. Not to mention that she had to lose 20 pounds. That’s what
her agent had told her. That’s what the producers of the worldwide tour
had told him. The show included 10 expensive costumes. And none was bigger
than a pocket square. People can’t begin to understand what kind of
pressure the hugely talented artists of this town’s creative community
have to live with. "I’ll never lose the weight," she said late one night
when I was taking her home. She burst into tears. She had pushed herself
to the edge of exhaustion after all the meetings, the rehearsals, the fittings
and the fasting. She didn’t think the tour could be saved. I felt like
a civic duty was calling me to be more than just a limo driver when the survival
of an American icon was in the balance. So I said, "Have you ever heard of
SoulCycle? It’s a spinning workout. Full body. Super intense." "That
won’t help," she said. "I never learned how to ride a bike." I told
her the bikes are stationary at SoulCycle. She wouldn’t fall off. The
only thing that would fall off was the weight. So we hit SoulCycle on Sunset
Boulevard for an hour every night on the way home. I watched her work out.
The music boomed and the lights flashed and she pedaled like the superstar
we all know. Three days before she was supposed to fly to Japan for her first
concert, she got into my backseat. The sweat was dripping off her from her
SoulCycle workout. For the first time in weeks, she had a big smile on her
face. "I just weighed myself," she said, "and guess what? I’ve lost
exactly 20 pounds." I felt like I’d just saved the Statue of Liberty
or something. She was toned, with rock-hard abs. "I bet you could win the
Tour de France," I said. "What?" she said. "It’s a famous bike race
around the outside of some country in Europe," I said. "No, I mean, I can’t
hear what you’re saying," she said. "Talk louder." I started to explain
again, when she stopped me. "I can’t hear your voice," she said, starting
to look a little flustered. "I can’t hear a word." She put on her headphones
and cranked up the volume. "I can’t hear myself singing," she said.
She fiddled with a few buttons and tried it again. "I can’t hear." She
started to panic. "I’m deaf! I can’t hear a sound! I’m deaf!"
she shouted. The last couple weeks have been doctors and psychiatrists and
lawsuits and TV cameras and insurance companies and legal depositions.
Everyone’s pointing fingers at my client. How could she let hundreds
of millions of dollars go to waste. And how could she all of a sudden go
deaf like that. She must have been on drugs or something. That’s what
they’re all saying. But I think I know why. The other night, passing
through West Hollywood, I parked the limo and walked into SoulCycle. I found
the manager. I told him that as great as the spinning workouts are, they
probably ought to turn the music down just a little. It’s no good losing
weight, if you also lose your hearing. Mariah Carey
216.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
For the first time in almost five or six years, this former almost A list
television actress who was in a very hit show for a very long time and now
tries to make movies was not at the Golden Globe kiss butt party last week.
Despite never being in anything much, she was a regular at the party because
she was having sex with a member of the association and did it so she would
get nominated if she ever did get another good role. She was ticked off last
year that she did not get nominated even though it was a small role in a
smaller project and broke it off with the guy after having sex with him at
least once or twice a month for over five years. Did I mention the guy is
married? Eva Longoria "A Dark Truth"
217.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#2**
This former NBA all-star and now a national television analyst has spent
almost $500K in one year on one stripper he has tried turning into a girlfriend,
complete with no mention of her past profession. If she is such a girlfriend,
I'm not sure why he continues to pay her almost $50K a month to be his
girlfriend.
Shaq
218.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
This B list mostly television actress who is on a hit premium cable show
has been pressuring her boyfriend of three weeks to get married because she
thinks it will help her during awards season if she can walk red carpets
with her new husband. I don't think you fully appreciate how truly off her
rocker this actress is. The reason she previously got divorced was that she
cheated, but then was hoping for a People Magazine cover to talk about how
she was healing.
Emmy
Rossum
219.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who shot to fame on a great network television
show and a franchise she still plods through was at a club this past week.
She and her girlfriend got into a fight. So, our actress starts hitting on
other women and the next thing you know she and the other woman are in a
bathroom in the VIP section of the club and the girlfriend of our actress
is screaming, trying to get in. Security escorted the girlfriend out so the
actress could have some peace.
Michelle
Rodriguez (This was not her long term girlfriend at the time, but someone
she had been with for about a week who she was referring to as her
girlfriend)
220.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actor was making out and groping some woman in a
corner of a Vegas hotel the other night. The woman looked scarily similar
to the actor's sister. So much so, that the person who spotted the actor
had to do a double take because he thought something really juicy was going
on. Well, the pair are close, so it would make sense he would find someone
who looks like her. Just as long as he is not calling her sis in bed or
something.
Joaquin
Phoenix
221.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actress who has not matched her earlier
success with her last few television attempts sent the same sext message
to about 20 women who work on the crew of her show looking for a third for
a last minute threesome she was having with her actor boyfriend. Courteney
Cox
222.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
This brand new reality star as of last night called his gay lover last week
to tell him that he was going to be on the show, and please don't ruin it
by saying anything to anyone. He wants the world to think he is straight.
Kanye West "Kris"; "Derek Hough "Family Dance Off"; James Franco "James
Franco Presents"
223.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
This actor is probably B- list and that is only because of a franchise that
seems to keep him in the public eye just when his latest attempt at television
stardom becomes another flop. His wife is extremely open minded when it comes
to sex, but our actor thought that it only worked one way. He freaked out
when his wife told him point blank she was sleeping with other men and women.
The actor thought he was the only one allowed to do it and is not happy.
James Van Der Beek
224.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#9**
This former B list celebrity/singer who used to have A+ list name recognition
is down to a C in every category, including crack. The singer recently lost
any hope of any kind of visitation after he decided to give his barely into
teens son a hit off dad's crack pipe. All happened in a foreign country.
A non-English speaking country. Rhymes with Mance. Cee Lo Green
225.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#10**
This actress is B- list if you are into cable television and C+ if you just
remember her big big budget bomb that still spawned sequels, just not with
her. One of her A list co-stars on that big budget flop is married. Our actress
says she spent the night with him the night before his wedding when his bride
to be thought it best they spend the night apart.
226.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22 **#11**
Some quiet phone calls have been made over the past few weeks. The female
porn star that tested HIV+ has been known to have some flings with men for
money as a beard and for other things too. One of those men is a closeted
B list mostly television actor who was on a very big hit for this almost
network. Our actor and the porn star engaged in unprotected sex a few times
in the past two months, and now, the actor, is having to make calls to lots
of guys he has been seeing over the past few months. Our actor, although
mainly into men, does not mind a roll in the hay with a woman, especially
if they are going to be bearding for him. He thinks it makes their relationship
look more realistic. He does not usually engage in protected sex with them,
and people are running around frantically setting up tests and trying to
do so discreetly and our actor is trying to remember names and phone numbers
of guys that he met on chat lines and text lines about the situation and
there is so much buzz being generated by him about all of this that he might
end up being forced to come out just because there are so many people he
has sex with on a weekly basis.
Porn star: Cameron Adams (Bay)
Actor: Chace Crawford
227.
POPBITCH
08/22
(British blog)
Which "unlucky in love" celebrity might not be quite as jinxed as the stories
suggest. A redtop (United Kingdom tabloid newspapers) was offered graphic
footage of the star being "pleasured in a jacuzzi at the Playboy mansion".
The tabloid never used the footage...no doubt entirely unrelated to this
is that the star can often be found sharing whatever news she's got with
the tabloids. Cheryl Cole; Kelly Brook
228.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/22
These two are almost set to walk down the isle, but sidejawns (Girl or guy
you have relations with on the side of your real relationship. But you wouldn't
want your main jawn to know anything about) keep gettin' in the way. She's
waited a while for her man to come through. Will those talkative side pieces
mess it all up?
Gabrielle
Union/Dwyane Wade
229.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/22
This photogenic couple did a photo op in the past couple of months that their
fans cheered about. They were a fantasy couple to many when they worked on
an acting project together, and it was a shipper’s dream come true to
see them looking so happy and comfortable together. Well, the fantasy is
closer to the truth than many realize! The two actors recently took their
families and went on a tropical vacation together. Their kids had their rooms.
And the actors had their room. Room, singular. Not rooms, plural. The truth
is…they really are a couple! David Duchovny and Gillian
Anderson
230.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/23
Today’s blind item turned to a high demand industry jumpoff, following
her split from one Black Skin Head. Know why? Because this Flower isn’t
just a pro with a strap-on, she’s also up to par with top group sex
and dominatrix skills. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Reggie Bush. Sources
tells us this freaky Floral female uses her anus to consume ecstasy and molly
… to increase the pleasure of backdoor activities. Just ask Amare
Stoudemire. Aside from the rappers she’s known to be connected to,
there’s a list of other celebs she’s reported to have busted it
wide open for (and/or stickin’ her strap-on to) — including Eddie
Murphy, Young Jezzy, Chris Brown, Akon, Puffy and Cassie. But, there’s
one lyricist who we’re told she stepped to, only to be turned down …
Jay Z. Just ask Tata. Our domineering mystery woman recently married her
"well-trained slave" — who’s said to follow all orders she puts
down. But that doesn’t mean she follows suit. Know why? Sources say
while she sniffs white lines in their home, he’s forced to take his
weed -smokin’ outside! Now, he’s being dubbed a girlyman, expected
to soon be seen in skirts. That’s because we’re told he’s
got a secret fetish for dressing in drag. So what’s her fetish? An insider
says "makin’ punany’s purrr." Don’t believe me.. Just ask
Madonna – or – Adrienne Bailon. Amber Rose
231.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
What B list female national news anchor with the interesting name was trying
to hide in a corner of a hotel lobby. She was texting furiously before finally
getting to see the man she had been waiting for. Definitely not her husband.
Could it have been innocent? Sure, but holding hands to the hotel elevator
and her grabbing onto him tight, is probably not that innocent. Coming down
90 minute later all untucked and still a little sweaty, or wet from a shower,
also probably not that innocent. Soledad O'Brien; Mika Brzezinski
232.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
This former almost B list mostly movie actress who is now a C- gets paid
extra from guys to use her fake accent from the one hugely memorable role
she had. This actress makes way more money from being with guys then she
ever did making movies. If you bring your own drugs, she will give you a
big discount though. Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie)
233.
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LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
This blind took place in a group therapy session. I believe they are sacred,
so would normally not even have a blind about what happens there, but apparently
this still young, A-/B+ list mostly movie actress also discussed it with
members of the group and some of their friends (who had not been in the session)
outside therapy at a crowded restaurant. She says she is messed up and the
reason is that an actor family member would get wasted and molest her and
this happened until she was in her early teens.
234.
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LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
This A+ list Academy Award winner/nominee is moving over to television and
told his co-star that he thought it would be best if she stopped calling
the paps every time she left her house so when they go out to talk about
their new show that it will be fresh and exciting and people won't feel like
they see her every second. And guess what? They are no longer speaking. This
should work out well.
Robin
Williams/Sarah Michelle Gellar
235.
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LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
What former female brat pack member spends most of her day inside at her
house waiting for the various delivery services to come by with her pill
prescriptions. Our actress, currently is taking about 50 pills a day and
is barely recognizable from her days in some of the best movies ever.
236.
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LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
You have never seen in-laws get along as well as these two, except they are
not in-laws yet. He does not have many friends. He is kind of in lock down
mode and doesn't get to leave the house much. When he gets a new stash of
Bolivia's finest, the first person he calls is his future celebrity
sister-in-law. She appreciates it just as much as he does and if she happens
to sometime sit on his lap while she does it that is ok right? It is not
like he has married her A list celebrity sister yet. Ashlee Simpson/Jessica
Simpson/Eric Johnson
237.
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LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
This C+ list celebrity/mostly movie actor who is probably more famous for
the size of his cock more than his acting, does have really high name
recognition. Lots of people know the name, but no one is quite sure what
he does except for that franchise thing. Anyway, he says has a sex tape he
loves showing and is having a special party this weekend where he is showing
it one more time featuring this male B- list celebrity/singer.
238.
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LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
This A list mostly movie actor used to be A+ list, but his box office numbers
are starting to slide. Not trying hard enough or just too focused on finding
his next transvestite? The married actor likes them very large, everywhere.
Will Smith
239.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
The husband of this #1 bestselling author says that as much as she talks
about sex and writes about sex, that you would think they would be having
lots of sex. Nope. Once every few months he said, if he is lucky. E. L.
James "Fifty Shades of Grey"
240.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
This former almost A list mostly movie actress has not been in anything for
a long time. Nothing. Just dropped off the map from almost A to nothing.
Poof. Gone. Some say it is a case of stage fright and that she can't be in
front of cameras any longer, but there is a more sinister theory also out
there involving her husband.
241.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/23 **#11**
A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half
of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half.
Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or
Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.
#1 - Paris Hilton and this A list mostly movie actor who is having a tough time keeping the A+ list he had after his franchise ended. Robert Pattinson
#2 - Lindsay Lohan and this A list mostly movie actor who had sex with her before she even turned 18. I think she was 17, but it might have been 16. No one has ever been able to confirm it for sure. Oh, and he is an Academy Award winner/nominee. James Franco
#3 - Tila Tequila and this aging Academy Award winner who has always been known as a ladies man and will forever be A list. Apparently he ran into her at a Lakers game and someone told him that he should invite her over to his place. She stayed a week. Jack Nicholson
#4 - Anne Heche and this Academy Award winner/nominee who also will always be A list hooked up at the height of her craziness. He has said he had no idea what was going on and that she was "way too advanced for him." Probably makes his actress wife thrilled that she gets to have sex with him. Harrison Ford (Calista Flockhart)
#5 - Jessica Simpson and this A+ list celebrity/rap star hooked up after he was brought in to maybe help her with some songs when she was thinking of going in a new direction. She made a confession to him and one thing led to another and they spent all night together. They did end up recording one track together which has never seen the light of day. I don't know if he told his celebrity wife about it. Jay-Z (It was before he married Beyonce)
#6 - Zac Efron and this B+ list celebrity/singer hooked up. As crazy as she is now, she told him that she was a virgin at the time. He is totally not her type but she had a crush and used everyone she knew in the industry to get his number. Demi Lovato
242.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/23
You probably know by now that there are some nude photos of a young female
pop singer that are being shopped around the Internet. We have the photos.
Yes, it’s Poppy. Yes, she’s naked. You’ll probably see them
soon enough. After you’re done staring at them, you’ll want to
hear the interesting backstory about how those naked photos "leaked" onto
the Internet. It involves a whole bunch of celebrities and a couple of fame
whores. That "leak" was no accident, and three people are going to go down
for it. There is a group of young Hollywood celebrities who we’ll call
The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs. What the Brat Pack was to the 1980s, the Seven
Celebrity Dwarfs are to this generation. They are all good-looking, young
performers who have worked together, partied together, and/or dated each
other at some point. Let’s meet six of The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:Poppy
is a cute, female pop singer. She’s had some struggles in the last few
years, but has still managed to put out some hit songs and land a solid TV
gig. Lucky is Poppy’s ex-boyfriend. He’s a cute boy bander who
isn’t shy about stripping down for the camera. Although Lucky and Poppy
broke up a few years ago, they are still friendly. Lucky has dated half the
young starlets in Hollywood, including Clingy, a very famous singer. Clingy
is a pretty, female pop artist. She writes her own stuff. That stuff is usually
about one of her ex-boyfriends. Clingy and Lucky had an odd breakup during
a short telephone call a few years ago. Of course, Clingy wrote a song about
it. Sassy is Clingy’s best friend. Sassy is gorgeous, sweet, and a true
triple threat. She is currently on a successful tour and has a pop song near
the top of the charts. Twerky is another multi-talented performer. She had
a hit TV series, and her own song that is currently on the top of the charts.
Twerky has been quite controversial lately and has taken some real risks
in trying to make herself look more mature. Twerky is best friends with Poppy.
Flexy is Lucky’s brother. He is also a singer and an actor. Flexy has
dated Sassy and Twerky. So…
Poppy and Twerky are besties.
Clingy and Sassy are besties.
Lucky and Flexy are brothers.
Lucky has dated Poppy and Clingy.
Flexy has dated Sassy and Twerky.
Got it so far? Good. There was an awards show last week, and most of the
Seven Celebrity Dwarfs were there. Before the show, everyone was saying hello
to each other… and that’s where the trouble started. Most of it
was caused by Lucky’s current girlfriend, a drug-addicted nobody from
another country who we’ll call Junkie. Junkie is only dating Lucky because
she wants to be famous. She is too old for Lucky and a bad influence on him.
Junkie was looking to score celebrity friends for herself… and a celebrity
boyfriend for her sister, who we’ll call Horrie. Junkie proceeded to
launch herself at celebrity after celebrity in her quest. Junkie first spied
Chappy – a cute, British boy bander with a thick head of hair –
and begged Lucky for an introduction. Lucky and Chappy are friends, and Chappy
came over to give him a bro hug. Then Junkie practically threw herself at
Chappy! She hugged him and repeatedly tried to kiss him. She draped herself
over him and told him that ever since he had dumped Clingy, that she wanted
to fix him up with her sister. Chappy was terribly uncomfortable during this
entire exchange and tried to pull himself away. He doesn’t like talking
about his relationship with Clingy, and he really didn’t want this strange
girl kissing and hanging on him! He practically had to pry her arms from
around his neck, and nearly tripped running away from her. Junkie then tried
to ingratiate herself with Twerky. She pretended that they were old friends
and tried hanging all over her. Twerky was more skillful than Chappy about
running away from Junkie, complaining to one of the other Dwarfs, "Who is
that girl with Lucky? Who the fuck does she think she is? Why is she getting
all grabby with me?" Then it was time for everyone to be seated. Poppy and
Flexy (who are just friends) performed at the show, and they were seated
in one of the front rows. Sassy was next to them. Lucky and Junkie sat in
the row directly behind them. It was a really awkward seating arrangement,
because everyone had dated everyone. Lucky used to date Poppy and was now
dating Junkie. Flexy used to date Sassy, who was best friends with Clingy
(who had dated Lucky). Like we said… awkward. But all the Dwarfs have
been performers for many years, and they all know the drill. Smile, be cordial,
be professional. Junkie didn’t get the memo. She didn’t care who
had dated who. She just wanted to ingratiate herself with as many celebrities
as possible. Junkie totally sucked up to Poppy and Sassy during the event,
cooing over them and telling them how talented and pretty they were and how
she hoped that they would become the best of friends. Junkie seemed to have
this idea in her head that the two brothers and all their ex-girlfriends
and her should be a group. Oh, and that they should invite Clingy along,
too! "We should really ask Clingy to hang out with us, too. After all, everybody
knows that Clingy lost her virginity to Lucky, so we all really ought to
be friends!" Jaws dropped.We don’t know exactly how many people heard
Junkie’s comment about how Clingy lost her virginity, but the disclosure
certainly surprised them! After all, at the time that they were dating, Lucky
was wearing a purity ring! And everyone assumed that Clingy had lost her
V-card to a wondrous older singer! Given this revelation, it’s no wonder
that Clingy was so upset about her breakup with Lucky in a phone call that
only lasted a few seconds! Anyway, Junkie continued blabbering on and insisting
that they all hang out together. Sassy – who is besties with Clingy
– gritted her teeth and sweetly blew off Junkie. Poppy also politely
declined, saying that she was going to be traveling out of the country to
do some charity work. Junkie perked up. She asked Poppy if Poppy’s boyfriend
– another celebrity – was going to be going with her on the trip.
Poppy said no. Uh, oh. Now it’s time to introduce the final member of
the Seven Celebrity Dwarfs: Slimy. Slimy is Poppy’s current boyfriend.
Slimy is an actor who is best known for his role on a sitcom that ended several
years ago. You might also know him as a hard-partying skirt-chaser and the
ex-boyfriend of several Hollywood starlets. The list of things we dislike
about Slimy is long. There was the pregnancy scare he had with a 15-year-old
cast member on his former television show. There are the numerous girls that
he introduced to "the back door" (his preferred style since there are no
more pregnancy scares that way). There is the closet full of costumes that
he asks his conquests wear that he never washes the stains out of between
uses. There is the occasional bruising smack that he will dole out if a girl
irritates him. And, of course, there is the alcohol and the drugs and the
cheating and the… like we said, the list is long. Slimy is way too old
for Poppy and a bad influence on her. Frankly, Slimy is bad for everyone.
In other words, he was perfect for Junkie’s sister, Horrie! Like Junkie,
Horrie is a nobody who wants to be famous. So Junkie and Horrie hatched an
evil plan. While Poppy was out of the country, Junkie would fix up Slimy
with Horrie. Then they would then leak to the tabloids that Slimy cheated
on Poppy! They could get Poppy and Slimy to break up! Then Horrie and Slimy
could date, and Horrie could become famous! Poppy left on her trip…
and Slimy promptly slept with Horrie. Big surprise there. In fact, Slimy
hooked up with Horrie for several nights in a row last week. Of course, Poppy
had absolutely no idea what was going on! She thought that Slimy – who
sent her such loving public messages on Twitter while she was away –
was being a good loyal boyfriend! But then something unexpected happened.
During one of their nights together, Slimy showed Horrie his cell phone.
Slimy’s cell phone just happened to contain some very personal photos.
"OMG! There are naked photos of Poppy on your phone!" "Everybody has naked
photos of their celebrity girlfriends on their phones." "Like who?" Slimy
told Horrie about Pantsy, a very famous young pop singer who has trouble
keeping his pants up. "Pantsy has naked pics of Sassy on his phone. But he
would never release them, because she would never speak to him again." Releasing
naked photos could break up a couple? What a great idea! Horrie called Junkie
and told her about the photos of Poppy. Junkie instructed Horrie on how to
steal the photos. They had to act quickly, while Poppy was still out of the
country. Within 24 hours, Junkie and Horrie had made a collage of the photos,
and began shopping them around. They knew that even if they couldn’t
sell the photos, the the gossip blogs would pick up on the story. Their first
stop was a gossip blog to which Junkie had frequently sent pieces of gossip
about her boyfriend Lucky and his family and friends. Of course, they picked
up the story right away. It was all perfect. Junkie and Horrie – the
two evil Fame-Seeking Sisters – could ensure the breakup of Poppy and
Slimy, not just by disclosing Slimy’s philandering, but by leaking private
photos of Poppy as well! Poppy would be seen as a slut, Poppy would think
that Slimy did it, and they would definitely break up! Then Junkie could
date Lucky, and Horrie could date Slimy! What a beautiful foursome they would
make! What great photo ops! Junkie and Horrie would be famous! Two sisters
who date two celebrities! Famous, famous, famous! Except… we’ve
just spoiled their little plan. Even if those photos get published (and they
probably will), everyone will now know that Slimy cheated on Poppy, and that
the leaked photos came from his phone. They will also know that Junkie and
Horrie are the devious witches behind the photo leak. They used Lucky, they
used Slimy, and they tried to screw over Poppy to claw their way to fame.
Slimy, Junkie, and Horrie: The wrath and the fans of multiple celebrities
are about to rain down on you. You’d better run and hide. Run and
hide.
The Seven Celebrity Dwarfs:
Poppy: Demi Lovato
Lucky:Joe Jonas
Clingy: Taylor Swift
Sassy: Selena Gomez
Twerky: Miley Cyrus
Flexy: Nick Jonas
Junkie: Blanda Eggenschwiler
Horrie: Blanda’s sister
Chappy: Harry Styles
Slimy: Wilmer Valderrama
Pantsy: Justin Bieber
243.
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LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
That didn't take long. This B list mostly television actress from a hit
television show who would die if you cast her in a movie had a recent
relationship end. It was not as strong of a relationship as she would lead
you to believe and had basically already moved on. She is hanging out with
her ex, quietly at his place almost every night. This will be revealed. Eva
Longoria/Ernesto Arguello/Eduardo Cruz
244.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actress, who has an outside shot at an Academy award
nomination this year likes to Skype with her friends. She is never in the
same place as them and it keeps them close. One of her best friends is a
B-/C+ list mostly television actress with not many other things you remember.
The pair Skype all the time. They have been been known to Skype naked, at
least according to the A lister.
245.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
This current A list celebrity who will go back to B list when his song stops
bombarding us daily spent part of the weekend engaging in what he called
a little celebration. He always wanted a foursome and he got his wish this
weekend. He seemed most excited that they allowed him to take photos and
didn't charge him.
Robin
Thicke
246.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
When you are an A+ list reality star and celebrity and everything else and
people love spreading gay rumors about you, the last thing you probably need
to be doing is having one of the most expensive, well known gay escorts sitting
in the back of your town car waiting for you when you emerged from dinner
this weekend. Ryan Seacrest
247.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
This A list celebrity/singer spent one of the nights this weekend glued to
side of her B list celebrity husband. He kept trying to get her to go home
and she refused. At one point they started screaming at each other because
she wanted to know why he wanted her to go home so much. She finally stormed
out of the club they were at and told him he could fuck whoever he wanted
because she was out of there. He then turned to his friend and said, "You
heard what she said. Go get the women."
Alicia
Keys/Swizz Beatz
248.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
This almost A list mostly television actor who was an A+ list mostly movie
actor back in the day was sweaty and drunk this weekend at a party when he
kept hitting on women barely in their 20's with the line, "I'm on a television
show. I used to have sex with ______________ (former A+ list mostly movie
actress)." He probably would have got lucky but, even the women who could
have looked past the sweaty and the drunk and that he is married, just couldn't
get past the whole combination and his sense of desperation.
249.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress who used to be on a very hit show
before dropping off a cliff to the lower C range has moved herself up nicely
now. For now. Some poor decisions may have cost her. She told this NFL star
this weekend that she is way more freaky than his A list celebrity girlfriend
and talk show host and then whispered something in his ear. It took about
30 seconds for them to leave.
250.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#6**
This B-/C+ list mostly television actress who was in a huge franchise and
some busts of television shows has a hit now and was told by producers that
if she wants to be back for the second season, that she needs to gain 20
pounds. They are scared of her passing out from not eating enough. She never
eats. Jordana Brewster ("Dallas") ("Fast and Furious")
251.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#7**
This former almost A list mostly television actress who has been absent from
this space for the past couple of months after being a frequent flyer so
to speak was trying to have some public sex with her boyfriend this week.
They were in a very very secluded corner, or so they thought, of a restaurant.
She was sitting on his lap and they were going to have sex right there and
tried several times, but kept getting interrupted by fans and then the waitress
and then another fan and just gave it up.
252.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#8**
This 75% out of the closet B list celebrity/mostly movie actress got into
a huge fight with her girlfriend last week. They were fighting because our
actress/celebrity was cheating and got caught. Our actress/celebrity knocked
her girlfriend down a huge flight of stairs and the girlfriend lost a tooth
and suffered a concussion as a result. That might also explain the $50K watch
our actress/celebrity said was for a gift two days after. To who though?
Michelle Rodriguez
253.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#9**
"Look, why should I give a fuck whether some guy is married or has a girlfriend.
If she can't keep him happy, then maybe I can. If my guy goes off with another
woman it means I'm doing something wrong. I won't be mad at the other woman,
I will be mad at myself." B-/C+ list mostly movie actress with almost A list
name recognition, and a fairly new mother.
Sienna
Miller
254.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#10**
This B+ list mostly television actress who will fade away when her very hit
cable show disappears was overheard saying last week that she thinks being
gay is a choice. It was also one of the things she argued with her ex-husband
about. Elizabeth Moss (Fred Armisen)
255.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26 **#11**
This actor has never been a blind item before. It's shocking to me that he
hasn't, but this actor, who has flirted with A list as a mostly movie actor
his entire career has so far escaped being a blind item. Today though, the
man who has a name that sounds like several others in Hollywood, finally
get his chance to show up here. He seems quiet. Hell, he is quiet. Good looking.
Really good looking. Women and guys in my office go crazy for this guy. He
does have his issues though.
#1 - Cheated on his then girlfriend with his A+ list mostly movie actress
co-star.
#2 - Went out with this B list mostly movie actress who has A list name
recognition and is beloved north of the border for as long as it took to
convince her to sleep with him. He went out with her for a week after they
first had sex to make sure he had seen all her "tricks" as he says and then
dumped her.
#3 - Cheated on his significant other with his barely underage co-star. She
was legal where they had sex and she does act way older than her age. I always
assumed she was in her 20's.
256.
BLIND
GOSSIP 08/26
We have two interesting stories about one very moody celebrity who was in
attendance at the Video Music Awards last night. First, Moody showed little
emotion whenever the cameras were on her… but she was dishing out some
choice tidbits of nastiess when they weren’t! Her comments were directed
specifically toward one young female Singer. While the Singer was on stage
picking up an award, Moody was doing all kind of grousing. At one point she
even turned around and told a young boy bander (who used to date the Singer),
"Fuck that bittch! You can do better." It wasn’t caught on camera, but
those around them heard everything! BTW, the Boy Bander didn’t react
other than to purse his lips, as if restraining himself from replying. Second,
at one of the after-parties, Moody got friendly with a swirly male singer.
By "friendly" we mean "sticking her tongue down his throat". We can’t
say we blame her. After all, a certain foodie found him to be a very tasty
snack last year during one of her many extra marital hotel romps. Good thing
that Moody’s churlish ex wasn’t in attendance.
Moody – Rihanna
Singer – Taylor Swift
Boy Bander – Harry Styles
Swirly – Drake
Foodie – Giada DiLaurentis
Moody’s Churlish Ex – Chris Brown
257.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/26
This sad excuse for a ‘music man’ is far from being in sync with
Rhythm and Blues — Just ask Raphael Saadiq — yet dude is gassed
up to the point where he actually believes he’s worthy of wearing the
King of R&B crown! That’s because this blue-eyed bandit is no stranger
to his ‘Great White Hope’ industry title. Know why? Because not
only did he boldly straight jack the essence of one Toni, he’s reported
to be taking his blatant imitations to the next level. Insiders say that’s
why our blind item’s "20/20 Experience" album is rigged to land him
that royal title. Sources say one former Real Husbands of Hollywood cast
member — who straight jacked Marvin Gaye — is said to have fueled
our Mickey Mouse Club mystery man’s plot to launch a full blown take-over.
How else do you think the songbird’s wings were clipped, landing him
in the Thicke of things? Just ask our blind item’s BFF, Jay Z. The reason?
Dude’s said to be fed up with walking a set of Blurred Lines. He’s
a girlyman who refuses to share the spotlight, forcing that Blurred
Lines-Boy’s bad business into public focus. Don’t believe me..
Ask Pharrell Williams. Justin Timberlake/Robin Thicke (Marvin Gaye
lawsuit)
258.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
This B list celebrity who flirted with A list celebrity status there for
awhile and hopes her new show will put her back there told a friend of hers
that she was sexually assaulted two weeks ago and was threatened with death
of she told anyone. Of course she told her friend who has not been shy about
telling the story. Apparently there is some truth to the possible death threat.
The person who allegedly did this has made people disappear before. It was
supposed to be a cash transaction which it ended up being when the assaulter
found out the celebrity was not a no name model, but it's been a truly awful
two weeks for the celebrity. Stacey Kiebler
259.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
This permanent B list because of some hardware mostly movie actor is married.
Never one to let his vows stand in the way of a good time he was extra skeezy
this weekend when he kept trying to pick up women and told them they needed
to host him or they needed to go to the back of the club and have sex because
he didn't have enough cash for a hotel room and his wife checked his credit
card statements.
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
260.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actor got into a huge fight with his fairly new
girlfriend and kicked her out of his hotel at around 2 a.m. Instead of calling
an escort service, our actor went to a club in NYC and walked out with someone
new about 30 minutes after he got there.
Leonardo
DiCaprio
261.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#4**
It is not everyday people, but, this B-/C+ list mostly television actress
who is on a hit ABC show was approached by a guy at a party two nights ago.
She asked him what he did and he said he worked for an accounting firm. The
actress smiled and said, "Sorry, I don't go out with regular people," and
walked away.
Molly
Quinn (Alexis on "Castle")
262.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#5**
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actress is being accused of getting her mid-teens,
future step-daughter hooked on cigarettes. The actress doesn't think it's
a big deal because she started when she was 13 and says it helps keep you
skinny which is what is most important. The actress mom of the daughter doesn't
agree, although she is a chain smoker too so, who knows who is at fault.
Amber
Heard (Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose Melody Depp) (mother: Vanessa
Paradis)
263.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#6**
This A list mostly movie actor crashed a wedding recently. He knew the people
in the wedding party, but was not invited. He came drunk. Really drunk. He
fell down drunk. Our married actor also pawed at his ex who is also an actress,
although has not had anywhere near the success of our A lister.
264.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#7**
This A list is everything, except for movies. He has been in them, but mostly
in cameos. Anyway, he has always dabbled in drugs and has been busted and
exposed in this spot at least once in a reveal and more than once in blinds.
That HGH/steroids combo he is taking right now though is worse than anything
he has done before. That smack he gave his B list celebrity girlfriend last
week was because he blamed her for his impotence problems. He wants to look
good, but is starting to lash out at everyone. Don't put a gun in his hand
right now.
P.
Diddy/Cassie
265.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#8**
This A list actor who is usually on television now, but hops over to movies
for a paycheck, told a friend a few months ago that the actor's wildest night
of partying happened with his soon to be celebrity ex-stepdaughter. No actual
sex, but he did shot after shot of tequila off her chest which started in
a bikini and ended up topless by the end of the night. The mom would freak
the eff out if she knew. Ashton Kutcher/Demi’s daughter Rumer
Willis
266.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#9**
This mean as hell old man who is an Academy Award winner/nominee might finally
be getting justice. Apparently the 20 something year old he was seeing didn't
appreciate the beating he tried to give her because she didn't feel like
having sex with him. She went to the police. He went to the police though
too because he says she beat him. This guy has been a tool for 40 years.
James Woods
267.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 **#10**
This former B list mostly television actress who is now a C list take whatever
she can actress with B+ name recognition is an old favorite here. She is
in a bad way. After a year of doing pretty well, our actress is binging and
purging and spending what little money she has left on coke and meth. She
is not a pretty sight up close.
Paz
De la Heurta
268.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27 *#11**
This director was about A list when he was essentially blacklisted from working
for a two year period. Why was he blacklisted? This is where it gets really
interesting and really spiteful. It starts with this A list mostly movie
actor who insists on staying closeted despite everyone knowing he is gay
and never seeing him with any kind of female love interest. Plus, he is an
a-hole. No one really likes him. They put up with him because he is a great
actor. If he sucked as an actor, he would be the old man in the gay bar,
hoping he can scrape up enough money to buy some young kid enough drinks
and get him to go home with him. Anyway, this resentful closeted gay actor
was having a little fling with our director. The actor was treating the openly
gay director like crap, which is the actor's usual way. The director got
tired of it and on his next movie had a fling with a very good looking A
list mostly movie actor who enjoys the men from time to time, but never publicly
talks about it any longer because he enjoys women a whole lot more. Well,
word got back to our cranky closeted A list actor and when the director would
not apologize for having a fling with the other A list actor, the director
was blacklisted. The cranky actor couldn't do anything about the director's
project at the time, but made sure he didn't work for a few years because
of some very vicious rumors he spread about the director. About Thanksgiving
of last year, the director, needing to work again, apologized to the actor
and the actor immediately got the director a high paying gig.
Director: Robert Luketic
Cranky A list actor: Kevin Spacey
Good looking A list actor: Gerard Butler "The Ugly Truth"
269.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
This former B list mostly movie actress turned friend to those who have money
and occasional actress was so blitzed on a flight from a NYC to LA that the
actress fell over on the guy sitting next to her and it took three people
to lift her off the guy. Five minutes later, the process was repeated and
went on for almost half the flight.
Tara
Reid
270.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
This A list celebrity/singer in one language and a B lister in another was
overheard telling his friend that his new girlfriend is like his own personal
ATM and for once he doesn't spend a dime. He said this while holding another
woman on his lap and even burned her hair once while he was chain smoking.
Marc
Anthony/Chloe Green
271.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
This drop dead gorgeous foreign born B list mostly movie actor who should
be the next James Bond said that when he was on a movie set with this barely
hanging on to A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
was shocked that the actress would spend her free time on set snorting heroin.
He recalled that she told him to stop being such a prude. Nikolaj Caster
Waldau/Cameron Diaz "The Other Woman"
272.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
This B- list celebrity has told her B+ list mostly television actor with
A list name recognition that she doesn't like kids and that he needs to make
sure that he does not have his around if our actor wants to spend "special"
time with the celebrity. Yes, she calls it special time, and yes, I threw
up in my mouth a little.
Katie
Lee and Will Arnett
273.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#5**
This A+ list celebrity/singer would love a baby, but that would require her
to have unprotected sex with her A list celebrity boyfriend. He is not the
kind of guy you want to do that with, because of the gift that keeps on giving
and she never did with her ex-husband either.
Katy
Perry/John Mayer
274.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#6**
This former A+ list tweener is now a B+ when it comes to talent and A++ when
it comes to name recognition. She says that when she spent some time with
this A+ list celebrity/rapper this week he would text his current significant
other, but spent most of the time with his male assistant either giving him
shoulder rubs or sitting on his lap or even rubbing his feet.
Miley
Cyrus/Kanye West (Kim Kardashian)
275.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actress went ballistic yesterday at a restaurant
during lunch when she thought she saw a waiter looking down her unbuttoned
shirt. To be fair, she did have two of the very bottom buttons fastened,
but the top six or so had slowly been unbuttoned as she had a few drinks.
The actress jumped up and started yelling at the guy who said all he was
doing was reaching down to pick up the empty glasses. The actress then said
he should do that while facing his back to the table. Huh??
Reese
Witherspoon
276.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#8**
This actor is known as King Kong on the set of his hit cable drama. It is
no one on Mad Men or anyone on AMC. He puts everyone on that show to shame.
We are talking almost a foot long. People stare in shock at him whenever
he changes. He is B-/C+ list, but if he ever wanted to get into porn he would
be A lister. Might be the one of the biggest ever from an actor on television.
277.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#9**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee made
a pap come back to her house after he took some photos that she found less
than flattering. She gave him $200 and he let her get dressed and ready and
looking good and those are the shots that were used.
278.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#10**
This A+ list diva and also A list singer/celebrity is drinking non-stop now
and has even started back on the nose candy which she had given up a few
years back. She is a mess and only manages to stay awake a few hours a day.
Mariah
Carey
279.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28 **#11**
Last week I did a few crazy hookups where I gave you one half of the couple
and made you guess the other half. I almost did it again with this one, but,
it's pretty easy, so figured you could get it without the extra help. Oh,
and this one will be revealed. So, imagine if you will a reality star. At
the time she was an A list reality star. She is still almost an A list celebrity.
She hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is still A+ list.
Both of them had been drinking heavily and our reality star was also known
for doing things other than booze, and had been having some considerable
helpings of the other stuff. Our actor had no idea who she was, but at this
party, she had been eyeing him and knew exactly who he was and also was desperate
to stay in the public eye and thought that he would be a great catch and
was perfectly willing to fuck him if needed. She made it very clear she would
and the two of them left the party together. They went back to where he was
staying and started fooling around and the time came to do the deed and the
guy couldn't. Not even the tiniest bit at attention. Drinking? Drunk? Not
interested? Our celebrity tried some other tricks but couldn't manage to
get him going. The actor took some chemical help and they sat around and
waited and during that time, she realized that she didn't even like the guy
that much, but figured she could close her eyes and be done with it and he
is and was really good looking. After almost an hour, our actor still wasn't
getting close and our celebrity was growing less and less fond of the actor
and when he suggested a different trick to get him in the mood, our celebrity
said she had to go and left. She had been driven there by the actor, but
just walked out and walked down the street and called a cab and got out of
there and never spoke to the actor again.
Paris
Hilton/Gerard Butler
280.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
This newly engaged C+ list celebrity who used to be a reality star and still
has almost A list name recognition brought a portable stripper pole to where
her boyfriend was staying and entertained a handful of guys, and yes, went
fully nude for all of them. Perrie Edwards (engaged to "One Direction"
Zayn Malik); Holly Madison (Pasquale Rotella); Brooke Hogan (Dallas Cowboy
player Phil Costa)
281.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
This A list television talk show host loves going to work every day because
its the only time she can drink and do drugs. Her boyfriend has said he will
break up with her if she does them while they are together. Too many nights
of having to carry her after she passes out.
Chelsea
Handler/André Balazs (he broke up with her)
282.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
This famous sister got her breast implants removed because her biggest customer
likes her to have a more natural look. If he ever stops paying, the sister
says she wants to go back to a bigger size.
Ali
Lohan
283.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
This former almost A+ list mostly movie actor who has turned to television
in his older years has also turned to his ex for a little help. His ex, is
probably a C list celebrity who used to be a B list reality star who pops
up in the news about once a year. Anyway, our actor is always being busted
by his wife for cheating, but he and his ex came to a financial arrangement.
She needed the money and he needed someone who would stay quiet about sex.
The ex even arranges for other women to be brought in without our actor having
to do the leg work. Kevin Costner/Angie Everhart
284.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
This NFC starting quarterback is cheating on his wife with an ex that he
has cheated on multiple girlfriends with and caught with before too. Jay
Cutler (Kristin Cavallari)
285.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
This B list mostly movie actress is about to be a C lister. She is just not
working enough to justify B list any longer and doesn't cause the red carpet
drama like she used to either. Anyway, she told me a few weeks ago that she
used to date this former A list singer/celebrity who will never drop below
a B and has A+ list name recognition even though he has not done much lately.
They only went out a few times because she was not mean enough to him in
bed. He likes his women very very dominant and to beat the heck out of him.
When you see the actress, you would think she would be able to do it, but
she said he was way too freaky even for her.
286.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
This A list singer/celebrity checked into a hotel last week and twenty minutes
later walked down to the front desk with the fruit basket that had been left
in her room and she started tossing the fruit at the staff and asked them
how long she would have to stay in the hotel before they remembered she hates
fruit.
Ke$ha
287.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
This still A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was
at dinner this week with her husband and a few of her friends. When the husband
started to correct something our actress was saying, she turned to him and
said, "When I want you to talk, I will tell you." The husband shut up for
the rest of the dinner and just stared down at his phone.
Julia
Roberts
288.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
This barely A list mostly movie actress apparently moves fast and has already
kicked her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend to the curb after just a couple
of dates. She says that she almost fell asleep when they had sex and that
the boring characters he plays on screen are a true reflection of his
personality.
289.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
I guess this is getting revenge. This A list rapper has been stealing away
women from this other A+ list married rapper and recording sex with them
and then e-mailing the videos to the A+ list rapper.
Jay-Z/50
Cent
290.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
This celebrity has been around for a long time. She has always tried to act
like she is a goody goody and despite her divaness the goody goody part of
her has never really been questioned. It turns out though that she can be
a very very bad person and a celebrity she was previously involved with has
filmed a documentary which highlights everything the diva did with him. Did
I tell you the diva is A+? She is. This would rock her little kingdom to
the bones. The documentary has footage of our diva snorting lines of coke
off the celebrity and just about everywhere else. It has multiple sex scenes
with the celebrity and the diva is a big freak in bed, which is not how she
likes to be thought of at all. There are phone recordings of her begging
for more drugs and other recordings where she talks about how wasted she
is and the sex acts she wants to perform on the celebrity. The diva is aware
of the documentary, but knows she can't actually stop it from being released
if the celebrity chooses. This will be revealed.
Mariah
Carey and Eminem
291.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/29
This Lady is drowning her sorrows by staying high. Raunchy behavior by her
man with other women in public have her trying to ...feel no pain. Paula
Patton (Robin Thicke)
291.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
This east coast Real Housewife acts as a type of madam. She introduces women
to rich men and then takes a cut of the fee that the men pay. Huh. OK, so
a madam and not type of madam. This B list celebrity father of a former B
list mostly movie actress is one of the biggest clients. NOT Atlanta. Sonja
Morgan "RHNY"/Michael Lohan
292.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
This C+ list mostly movie director has a B list mostly movie actress girlfriend
with almost A list name recognition. They started dating because the first
woman he had sex with on the film he was directing didn't do it for him,
so two hours later he had sex with his current girlfriend and they have been
together ever since. She doesn't know about the first woman two hours earlier.
Michael
Polish/Kate Bosworth/Stana Katic, Nora Kirkpatrick or Radha Mitchell
"Big Sur"
293.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
What A+ list supermodel had sex with one producer and threatened another
with harm if they did not fire an A list supermodel. It seems our A+ list
supermodel got her way. She usually does.
Naomi
Campbell/Karolina Kurkova "The Face"
294.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
This Academy Award winner/nominee actor who is probably a B- list mostly
movie actor right now was hanging out with this former A+ list celebrity
and reality star who is now a B- list celebrity who people still love to
hate. Apparently he convinced her to take some drug he had just bought in
a club and she did and had a seizure in the foreign club on the floor.
Adrien
Brody/Paris Hilton (in Ibiza)
295.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
This former B list mostly movie actress is now a C list who will work anywhere
anytime, but the check better be large. She was supposed to be promoting
a movie this week, but when the producers would not cough up an extra $50K
in fees and plane tickets, our actress stiffed them.
Lindsay
Lohan "Canyons"
296.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
This current A list celebrity/singer was told by his B list mostly movie
actress wife that she was in the mood for a threesome the other night and
that our singer should find someone. He did and everything was fine and then
the wife got cold feet so the wife and singer dumped the third and left.
The third was apparently ticked off and she got her revenge in a very public
way.
Robin
Thicke/Paula Patton
blonde
297.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
This former B list mostly television actor who had A list name recognition
and every teen wanted to marry has had trouble finding work the past few
years and is now down to a C+. Part of the problem is his attitude since
he only wants to be the star of something and the other part is that he's
hooked on pills that his wife gets for him in her name. David
Cassidy
298.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
This always gorgeous, but not the greatest acting talent B- list mostly movie
actress tried to kill herself last week. It isn't the first time, but in
the past she had a support team and also went to rehab. This time she is
trying to go it alone or kind of alone with her on/off actor boyfriend. Eva
Mendes/Ryan Gosling
299.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
This B list actor who divides his time between television and movies has
A+ name recognition and everyone knows his face. He likes to have a good
time and can usually get lucky, despite his unorthodox looks. His best friend
has troubles so the actor is forever paying for escorts for his friend so
he won't feel left out.
David
Spade
300.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
How would you like to be this former B list mostly television married actress
from one of the biggest cable shows of all time and have a fling with a woman
and then have a B list mostly movie actress stalker because she thinks you
stole her woman. That's what happened to the actress. One night and then
six months of being stalked and harassed.
301.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/30 **#11**
This movie sucked, but still made enough money to generate a sequel. If you
watched both of the movies, I'm sorry about that four hours of your life
that you won't get back. What they should have filmed instead was what went
on behind the scenes. There was a whole lot of sex and a whole lot of cheating.
The guys involved will tell you they were technically single because one
(#1) was on a break from his wife and the other (#2) said that since he was
not yet married, he could do what he wanted with whoever he wanted. #3 couldn't
decide which guy she wanted to be with so she ended up having sex with both
and would alternate, depending on the day or even the hour. Yeah, well, she
is not exactly well known for being virtuous. #4 also had sex with both of
the guys, and also another guy on the film, who was well and truly single.
It seems that #3 hates #4 with a passion and that #4 knew that #3 really
wanted #1 and even thought she could snag him and marry him. Apparently #4
found #1 to be a little dirty and didn't shower much and always smelled of
smoke and desperation. #1 would fondle anyone and anything that even gave
him a glimmer of hope. No one could ever figure out why he even bothered
to be married since he showed no interest in anything but having as much
sex as possible. #2 was much more discreet, but rarely spent a day without
female companionship, he just wasn't sweaty and disgusting about it and you
didn't feel like you were sleeping with a dirty old man. Yes, this will be
revealed.
"G.I.
Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
#1 - Former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B- mostly television actor:
Dennis Quaid
#2 - A list mostly movie actor who has the acting talent of a D lister: Channing
Tatum
#3 - Former B+ list mostly movie actress who has dropped off the movie making
in the past two years and is now a C+: Sienna Miller
#4 - Former B- list mostly movie actress who has returned to her roots as
a B- list mostly television actress on a middling hit cable show: Rachel
Nichols
"Continuum"
Other guy on the film: (POSSIBLY: Joseph Gordon-Levitt)
302.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 08/30
This 25-year-old singer is far from ‘talkin’ square biz’ —
but even if she was talkin’ live biz, she no longer has anyone to kick
it to. That’s because our blind item was told to kick rocks by one freaky
pair — who grew tired of her — after serving as the Atlanta
couple’s live-in sex toy. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Rico Love.
Now, she’s said to be homeless! Sources say they ‘re not the only
ones to tell her to step — adding a lesbian publicist to the list of
people she fucked over. We’re told that’s because she drained
Hazel’s bank account. After being stripped of her ATL and LA privileges,
she packed up and headed to the Big Apple — joining Jessica White. Now,
the newly fused pair are being dubbed the Black Thelma and Louise. She’s
the reason why Ray J vowed to no longer date women of the industry. Now,
can you guess who I’m talking about? Tea Marie
303.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor has been right at the edge of A list for the
past few years. Some good movies and some bad movies. As he goes up and down
in weight he also goes through women just as much. This past week he was
at a restaurant with her and they were seated outside. She went to the bathroom
and when she came back he looked up at her and said, "Don't ever be gone
that long again you fucking bitch. When people walk down the sidewalk they
need to see me with someone and not sitting here by myself like some asshole
who couldn't get a date." The girlfriend didn't even bother to sit down and
just walked away.
Jonah
Hill
304.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
This A list mostly television actor with A list name recognition had a secret
child with a hooker. She was messed up on drugs. He arranged for the child
to be adopted by his ex.
Charlie
Sheen/Denise Richards
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