NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 12/01 **#1**
This B+ reality host has made it perfectly clear to his soon to be wife that he has cheated on her and will cheat on her and had her sign an agreement which says she understands this and will never speak about it privately or in public. How bad do you want to be with a celebrity that you would agree to a clause like that in the pre-nup. Mario Lopez
LAWYER 12/01 **#2**
What A list foreign born singer who has not had a hit in a long time but will probably always be A list does not consider herself married even though she has a husband. She doesn't wear a ring and does not allow her husband in her bedroom. She does not believe in divorce so didn't leave him when he was cheating on her with a bunch of different women and draining her fortune in get rich quick schemes. She won't cheat although if you hear her talk to her friends, she has only had sex a handful of times in her life despite being married forever. Celine Dion
LAWYER 12/02 **#1**
This B list actress who does a little bit of everything and I mean everything from stage to screen to television is discovering about her boyfriend what everyone else has discovered previously. Looks great, but only cares about getting famous. How did the paps manage to find the couple in such an out of the way place? He called. And he he kisses like he learned from movies which he did because that is all he does with women. Kristin Chenoweth/"Bachelor" Jake Pavelka
LAWYER 12/02 **#2**
This C list actress who would love to be in the movies, but is stuck doing other things for awhile used to be B+ list. Now though, no one really likes her and it may have to do with the fact that she was diagnosed as bi-polar but she and her family refused to accept that and say her attitude is just nerves and not a mental condition. Maybe if she was taking the proper meds, she would not act the way she does most of the time.
LAWYER 12/02 **#3**
This former A list all movie actor is one movie away from getting back to A list. He headlines movies, but they are usually quieter fare. Now, when he co-headlines, they can be big movies. Anyway, he has a girlfriend. As usual though he is cheating. This time with someone very surprising. His ex who he vowed he would never talk to again. Even got her a place so they could get together more frequently.
Former A list actor: Jude Law
Girlfriend: Ruth Wilson
Ex: Samantha Burke
LAWYER 12/02 **#4**
This B- list all television actress who just kind of sticks around despite not the greatest acting talent ever was freaked out when she got in an accident recently and thought the police were going to search her and find those pills which are prescribed under a bunch of different names not her own. Hayden Pannettiere
LAWYER 12/03 **#1**
This B list actor finally got a television show again to pull himself out of C list obscurity. When he was at his lowest, he got married and now he is repaying the loyalty of his wife by cheating in front of her. At a recent event, the former almost A lister was seen hitting on one D list female after another promising them a part on his show and collecting phone numbers so they could talk about it over lunch or dinner. He did not even try to hide it from his wife and says having her there make it better because she thinks he is being faithful. She is incredibly nice but very naive and has no idea what he used to be like when he was famous before. James Van Der Beek
LAWYER 12/03 **#2**
This couple's fights are getting way worse. The C list mainly movie actress called her A list always movie actor although he got his start in television husband a word he hates. A word many people in the population hate. Most would call it a slur. He had enough and slapped her right in the face so hard that she had to cancel an appearance on a show because of her swollen lip.
LAWYER 12/03 **#3**
This B+ Academy Award winning actress was going through the airport this past week and had her purse hand searched because it was buzzing. Apparently she had accidentally turned on her vibrator when removing her phone and placing it on the tray. Kate Winslet
LAWYER 12/03 **#4**
This DWTS pro let himself be set up on a date despite having a girlfriend that he saw after his date. Sex twice in a night with two different women. Maksim Chmerkovskiy
LAWYER 12/03 **#5**
Want to know what this foreign born B- list all television actress hates more than anything in the world? Her boyfriend. This actress has been on some decent hits in her short career. One after the other it seems. Her most memorable role though is where she met the man who she loves more than anything in the world and who she sees several times each week despite the fact he is married. He is also an actor. He has also got into trouble for cheating. Lots of trouble and because of his status, he can't afford, literally to get caught again. So, he encourages our actress to be with her boyfriend who she can't stand and who really likes her a lot. The problem is that she needs to do something and she didn't always want people to ask her about who she was dating or how come she didn't have a boyfriend so she got one to be able to answer questions easier. The boyfriend though thinks he is the boyfriend and wonders why there is always an excuse for the lack of intimacy. She has no problems when it comes to her married actor though. He got caught before in one of the hugest marital blowups ever and part of the deal he made with his wife was he would not be caught again. She knows about our actress and she is welcome in some of the couple's homes, not just the main family home. Balthazar Getty (affair with Sienna Miller) and Emily Van Camp (Joshua Bowman)
Although he has appeared in more than 50 film and television roles, this actor may be best known for his role in a classic horror film. What is not widely known is that he is as crazy off screen as he is on screen. He attracts a lot of groupies at horror conventions, and manages to lure quite a few of them home. Its when they reach his home that they begin to see how unhinged he is. When you get to his house, he will warn you that he has a problem with bugs. He says that these bugs reside in him as a host, and that he is being eaten alive by them. He has very little furniture in his home save for a plastic blow-up couch in the living room because he claims that the bugs ate it all. He explains that the bugs cant eat plastic, so only plastic furniture is allowed in the house. If you can get past the bug talk, the really fun part is coming up. He will start to spray his entire body with Windex and will ask you to help him with his cleansing ritual. This includes spraying his private parts and anus with the Windex. So, if this actor ever asks you to come home with him, dont claim that you didnt know about the bugs and the blow-up furniture and the Windex. Youve been warned. No Its Not: Anyone associated with Chucky or Childs Play. "Children of the Corns" Courtney Gains
STREET KING 12/03
Shes a noted Queen of certain song, but that doesnt mean our blind item is treated like a queen by her significant other. Thats because our mystery ladys mackadocious husband is said to have recently plotted a scheme getting the songstress to leave her John Hancock in order for him to land a $2.2-Million dollar bank loan. The problem is, sources say he never intended to pay it back! Now, The Supreme Bank has filed a lawsuit against our blind item and her "Superfly" husband - for the $2.2 million PLUS $58,000 interest fee. Thats why sources say theyre now at odds. Know why? Because the situation has reportedly led her to stop payments leaving just her to face the judge. This isnt the first time our blind item is reported to have been led astray by her man. You may remember earlier this year our mystery lady first agreed to a controversial deal in which she sang about chicken all because her husband reportedly told her to do it for the money. Dont believe me.. Ask her sister La Tonya. Insiders say our blind items husband uses Christianity as nothing more than a tool to both keep our blind item in check and get into her pockets. Dont believe me.. Ask Andre Harrell. Mary J. Blige and Kendu Isaacs
LAWYER 12/04 **#1**
I guess that is one way to make money off a wedding. What celebrity couple had a recent wedding paid for by a network and then turned around and had a cash bar and kept all the money from the sale of the booze? Classy. "Bachelorette" Ashley & J.P. Rosenbaum
LAWYER 12/04 **#2**
What hit cable show had a story line this season which was basically a fictionalized version of the affair that had been carried on behind the scenes by a B-/C+ list actress on the show and the director. "The Walking Dead" Laurie Holden/Frank Darabont
LAWYER 12/04 **#3**
This B list actress who is a very very good actress and is an Academy Award winner/nominee was overheard at a party being asked about her A list actor husband. The actress stated, "Well, he is a bit thick and it can be frustrating having a conversation with him about something other than how he looks, but he does look really good so that kind of makes up for all of it, doesn't it?" Rachel Wiesz and Daniel Craig
LAWYER 12/04 **#4**
This pregnant C list celebrity with almost A list name recognition has made it perfectly clear that she is willing to give a discount on further arrangements if someone will take care of her now while she is pregnant. Holly Madison
LAWYER 12/04 **#5**
This comic actor is probably B- and usually only does movies. His attempts at television have been awful. He will do anything for a paycheck at this point and has gone through all of his A and B list friends asking for money. He has also worked himself outside the circle of trust which means getting a role and a paycheck is going to be tough. As much money as he has earned in his life, it is likely he is going to have to move in with his family to support himself or decide to sell that tell-all book he promises to write if he can't get back inside the circle of trust.
LAWYER 12/04 **#6**
This B list celebrity and former tweener has had some success recently but is still dogged by her past including a video of her playing Russian Roulette with a boyfriend. They used the gun and game as a sex tool and it is extremely disturbing to watch. I saw about ten minutes of it and was horrified. You would spin the chamber and then after you could have the other person do whatever you wanted or do what you wanted to the other person. It could be sex or hitting them or whatever you wanted. The portion I saw was edited to just show the spinning and the winning as they called it and then the person saying what they wanted to do. The gun and bullet looked to be very real and there is this fear in their eyes, but they are also so whacked out on drugs, I don't think they quite realized the situation but maybe thought since they were killing themselves with drugs that it was ok. Demi Lovato
WITH SNITCH 12/04
Once upon a time there was a young dragon slayer who hailed from Queens Bridge. This fabled dragon slayer slayed dragons twice his size with ease, though he never quite reached the heights of the dragons he has slain. But thats not what this tale is about There are whispers in the Kingdom that Young Slayer might not be the true sire of his dear beloved progeny. Scandalmongers have been sharing tales about a certain husky lover taken by Young Slayers former fair maiden who may indeed be the actual seed spiller. Fair maidens husky lover has now, by the way, moved on to a child of destiny.
Dragon Slayer: Rapper Nas, from the Queens Bridge project in NYC
Fair Maiden: Carmen Bryan
Husky Lover: Jay-Z, who had an affair with Carmen, who admitted it to Nas
Child of Destiny: Beyonce
Destiny is also the name of Carmens child with Nas (or Jay-Z, as this blind seems to indicate)
Its too bad that Hostess is going out of business, because this funny actor is really into Twinkies. Although he has done tons of films and television shows, this actor is best known for his role on a successful sitcom that ended a few years ago. Despite the success of that show, he keeps working. In fact, he has starring roles in more than one project next year. Like many Hollywood actors, he has been married and has dated beautiful women. Those are all for show. He is actually into boys. He likes them young (although not underage) and small in stature and hairless. Basically, he likes twinks who look exactly the opposite of him. He spends a good amount of his time and money on young rent boys in Hollywood. Brad Garrett; Jason Lee; John Goodman
LAWYER 12/05 **#1**
This foreign born B list all movie actress went from just a crazy A list movie actor who frequently yelled at her to full on beatings with her significant other who is a B- list celebrity and has a past with beating up the women in his life.
LAWYER 12/05 **#2**
I have talked about the most racist actors in Hollywood before, but at the top of the list for actresses who are racist is actually an A lister. Actually she might even be an A+ lister who only does movies. I'm not even sure she will even talk to people of color.
LAWYER 12/05 **#3**
This A+ list all movie actor has always had a bit of a shady reputation behind the scenes. It may have to be with the fact that he does his best to stay closeted while everyone in the world knows he is gay. There is a very seedy side to the actor and one of the reasons he does not like living in the US. Teenage boys. Underage boys here in the US, but not where he lives. Likes to rotate them monthly if not weekly. Loves them to be dark skinned because the actor says it goes well with his skin. Kevin Spacey
LAWYER 12/05 **#4**
This married A list all movie actor has taken a shine to the production assistant on his new movie. How many times has she had to go to his trailer to get him to come out and end up taking 20 minutes longer because he can't get enough of her body. Except of course when his wife visits. The production assistant is definitely attractive, but he has a good thing finally so he shouldn't blow it with his wife. Vince Vaughn
LAWYER 12/05 **#5**
Incredibly creepy and very disturbing were only some of the terms to describe what was seen when this former A list television actor and former B list movie actor was seen out with his daughter and wife. At first people thought his daughter was his wife because he kept kissing the top of his daughter's head and holding her from behind with his arms wrapped around her. It was when the daughter started grinding her butt against her dad's crotch that people really freaked out. The wife just looked away.
LAWYER 12/05 **#6**
This A list celebrity was giving his daughter-in-law a hug goodbye after having dinner with her and his son along with our celebrity's wife. During the hug, the daughter-in-law slipped her tongue in her father-in-law's ear. he squeezed her butt. Guess they probably have a history together. Maybe he had her before his son did.
LAWYER 12/05 **#7**
So, the format of this one differs a little bit from the norm because it came to me from an elderly man who had to translate it through his granddaughter so it is more of a narrative with me adding in the usual listing type stuff and to make it a little more vague then when he was telling it and a little less brutal. I'm 71 y. o., and I know it for sure: This former A list actress who is foreign born and one of the best actresses ever had a very tough childhood which she never discusses. Back when she was about 11 her grandmother started turning her out for tricks and she could probably be had for about two dollars. Sometimes just for food. She had been raped so often as a child that she later she had a very difficult time carrying children. Her grandmother took naked photos of her and put them on playing cards which she sold at the brothel where our actress plied her trade and later her sister too. Once out actress had earned enough money she moved to a larger city where she met her future husband because he was a client of not only our actress but also her mother who had moved to the larger city together and left behind the younger sister with grandmother to make sure grandmother had enough money. Sophia Loren
Actors and beautiful women are a winning combination in Hollywood. This actor has had more than his share over the years, including a marriage to a beautiful actress. Their marriage crumbled on Christmas Eve a few years back. Thats when she walked in on him in bed with someone else. Since he is a womanizer, you would expect it to be someone of the female persuasion. No. It was a man. His long-time, secret boyfriend. Needless to say, this came as a huge shock to her. They had an epic fight, and their marriage crumbled. While he didnt love her, he was upset over the end of the marriage. However, his boyfriend stood by him the whole time, and his ex-wife kept his secret. Then, when he and his boyfriend broke up last year, his world completely fell apart. He knew he couldnt talk to anyone about the breakup. His partying and womanizing became even more extreme. His professional life suffered. So Christmas is never a good time for this star. All the wintery white powder and playboy bunnies in the world do little to ease his pain over a secret exposed one Christmas Eve, and the end of a torrid love affair that would never work in the real world. Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards
SMH. Somebody was salty they couldnt Instagram from floor seats. Last night our Bossip spies were on the scene as one particularly pampered hip-hop Princess pitched a fit after discovering her lower level seats were inferior to those of R&B singer Trey Songz, who was seated courtside. Said Princess has enjoyed the spoils of her familys fame on reality TV, regularly walks the red carpet at events and has caught the eye of more than one famous fellow. Angela Simmons (Rev. Runs daughter)
LAWYER 12/06 **#1**
This new Real Housewife has video of another Real Housewife having sex with the new Housewife's former husband which is why he is now a former. It is also why the new Housewife got such a great deal in their divorce.
New Real Housewife: Yolanda Foster "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Former husband: Mohamed Hadid
Other Housewife: Joanna Krupa Real Housewives of Miami"
LAWYER 12/06 **#2**
This A list all movie actress has always prided herself on her control when it comes to drugs so no one was shocked that back in the day she could hoover up more coke than anyone and not let it affect her while it sent some of her celebrity girlfriends straight to rehab and derailed their acting careers forever.
LAWYER 12/06 **#3**
This C+/B- movie actor is making producers crazy. He is supposed to be the strong heterosexual love interest of this very very important movie and he won't stop holding hands and kissing his co-star boyfriend. Producers are terrified that the actor will be caught and it will damage their box office. Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire"
LAWYER 12/06 **#4**
This former almost A list television actress from a very hit show has shown a large weight gain recently. Apparently our actress got pregnant and then miscarried after about 14 weeks. She had been planning a huge announcement and how she was going to raise the baby as a single mom and also try to figure out which of the four guys she was sleeping with was the dad. She has kind of been really scary since it happened. More coke than normal and wearing a bunch of wigs. Paz de la Huerta
LAWYER 12/06 **#5**
One leech disappears and another takes its place. This C list celebrity offspring of an A list celebrity has been approached by an old friend of the family. He says that he has always had a crush on the offspring and has been asking her out everyday and sending flowers and doing everything he can to get her into bed. His goal is to have sex with the daughter just like he did with the mother. This one will be revealed. Ray J/Bobbi Kristina Brown
LAWYER 12/06 **#6**
Just so she will not be embarrassed by his actions any longer, this former B list actress/singer who is probably C list in both but still an A list diva has told her boyfriend that he can watch all the porn he wants online and even has webcam chats with men and women so he can get off that way and not where he will be caught. Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 12/06 **#7**
This celebrity is B- list. A list name recognition though. She has been controversial in the past with some of her statements but she is truly someone who gives a lot of her time for free to whoever wants it. Her big thing is literacy programs and she tries to go to schools every week and read to students. She goes to after school programs and reads to kids and then works on actually teaching them how to read. She is happy to do homework with 100 kids a day if it was needed. She loves helping kids and puts in about 15-20 hours every week doing it despite the fact that she already works 40-50 hours a week on her own projects. I'm guessing she is not reading her own books though. Jenny McCarthy
GOSSIP 12/06 **#1**
Weve told you before that this young actor has been throwing a lot of house parties to distract from some recent troubles. Well, one of his neighbors has had enough, and its getting ugly! His house is next door to the young stars house, and the noise is something he and his family have decided they can do without. Theyve left notes, theyve called the police, and theyve gotten into several shouting matches but nothing has helped. The neighbors wife is constantly in tears over a lack of sleep, they fear that the noise will never stop, and are now looking to move their family from the house they have lived in for many years. So, when you see their L.A. house listed for sale, you will know the real reason they are moving. Its kind of odd that these two are in this situation. Why? Because the young star is usually so quiet in his public life while the neighbor he has made plenty of noise in his time! He was the lead singer in a band that was very popular in the 1980s and 1990s. Their music didnt change the world, but chances are you know their #1 hits by heart and crank up the volume whenever you hear one of their songs. You would think that if anyone could handle music blaring from a neighbors house, it would be a musician!
Young Star: Zac Efron
Neighbor: Curt Smith
Neighbors Band: "Tears for Fear"
GOSSIP 12/06 **#2**
Theres a young celebrity whose eyes have been really bloodshot lately. When asked why his eyes are so messed up, he simply replies, "Im sick." The truth is that he went on quite a cocaine bender after a recent concert. His heart rate sped up so much and his blood vessels constricted so much that he wound up popping some capillaries in his eyes. The bloodshot eyes will fade after a few days, but they are indicative of a much bigger problem. He is a drug addict, and he needs help. Joe Jonas
This Baller's got it all: personality, accolades and now a ring. Will he finally give one to the woman who's been by his side the whole time? Lebron James
Which celebrity is associated with the nose candy, but in fact it's his wife who is the gak fiend? He's started to get her companions to sign NDAs when they go out with her. Her drug use has become so blatant any one of them could make a nice bit of Xmas cash with just a cameraphone and the number of a tabloid.
LAWYER 12/07 **#1**
This A list celebrity couple wanted to ensure the mom got exactly what she wanted so they gender selected their most recent baby. The mom always likes everything to be exactly perfect and match what she thinks is the ideal. Victoria and David Beckham
LAWYER 12/07 **#2**
When this A list actress who by talent should be a C lister called up her old flame to see if he would play at her wedding, he agreed. The thing is he didn't ask his current A list celebrity girlfriend, he just told her. She went ballistic. Considering how he has cheated on her already with a couple of exes, she wants him to stay far far away from that particular ex even if she is getting married. Jennifer Aniston/John Mayer/Katy Perry
LAWYER 12/07 **#3**
This B- list celebrity who will fade to a C once her song finally has gone, told a friend the other day that she has had to have sex with this former A list tweener and still a solid B+ lister several times. Well one time they had sex. The other times they did other things. He also said that she needs to make sure she is available to him when he wants her which caused her to have her boyfriend split with her. Carly Rae Jepsen/Justin Bieber
LAWYER 12/07 **#4**
This actor is C list. He is on one of those USA shows that all seem to blend together. He is the lead of it. He was in Whole Foods last week with his girlfriend. At one point he grabbed his girlfriend by her ponytail and yanked it until she bent over to him. She is taller than him. He then whispered something in her ear and shoved her and then told her to leave and wait for him in the car.
LAWYER 12/07 **#5**
#1 - This B-/C+ Scientology all movie actress is having a fling with a reporter who writes some very inside dirt on the church. Juliette Lewis/Mark Ebner
#2 - This curvy A list model who has been everywhere this past year got drunk in an airline lounge and passed out and had to be awakened when the lounge closed. Not the first time this has happened to her. Kate Upton
#3 - This married B+ list all television actor used to be A list all movies. He has had some fidelity issues in the past but made them go away with some legal wrangling and now is going to have to do some more because he gave this extra a little rougher time than she had planned when they had sex recently. Rob Lowe; Alec Baldwin
#4 - This Disney star was overheard saying that she is so sick of always playing someone innocent and to make filming more fun never wears anything under her costume. Ever. She also loves to flash people while filming.
LAWYER 12/07 **#6**
This Real Housewife and her husband have decided on a trial separation. Well, she decided on it. She needs more money and needs to get back together with some of the men that supported her previously. Probably not the person you would think of first in your mind.
We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple! We also know that the relationship is completely fake and wont last much longer. The paparazzi are notified whenever they are on the move so they can be photographed holding hands and looking like a couple. All the hand-holding and party kissing is totally staged. They dont really care about each other but they both sure know how to play the publicity game! They also know that they can never, ever admit that the whole relationship is a publicity stunt. And heres a fact that will either trouble fans or leave them greatly relieved: They arent really spending the night together! They walk into the front door of her hotel holding hands, but he only spends a few minutes with her. He spends the night at his own place, and then meets up with her the next morning when they are ready to leave. The couple then leaves the hotel through the front door a couple a minutes apart to make it look like they spent the night together. The relationship is scheduled to be a very short one. They may ring in the New Year as a couple but they wont make it to Valentines Day. Taylor Swift & Harry Styles
STREET KING 12/07
She may be a sista, but sources say our blind item is the first to tell entertainment execs how dumb and silly she believes Afro-American entertainers are. Know why? Because our talking blind item is said to be jealous of other entertainers who have more money and fame than she does. Dont believe me.. Ask Diddy. According to one insider, our big-mouth blind item displays the most envy when it comes to Beyonce. Were told our mystery lady is filled with so much jealously for Bey that she simple cant hide the hate anymore. Thats why sources say her hate for Mrs. Hova was revealed, during a recent episode of our blind items talk television show. Heres what our blind item had to say about Beyonce: "I am a Beyonce fan. Im gonna be watching this documentary cause fortunately one of the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so Ill be able to understand what she says. You know Beyonce cant talk. Beyonce sounds like she has a fifth grade education. She cant talk. Honestly. We really do have the closed captioning for times like that."
Heres what our industry insider had to say about our blind item: "Shes a hater, shes the type of bitch who dances to Single Ladies in her living room when shes home alone. Beyonce doesnt have to cover up stretch marks with tattoos, but your blind item does! She jealous of Bey, thats why shes taking PETA ads with her manly features. Bey is from Houston, she has a Texan accent. Whats wrong with that? Does she use closed caption when someone from Tennessee speaks on television? Cause shes the first to kiss Dolly Partons ass." Wendy Williams (btw, I saw this and Wendy has the tattoo to cover her Cesarean section scar)
LAWYER 12/08 **#1**
As of the middle of the night, this former A list all movie actress who is still a solid B has been awake for almost three days straight and is in a drug taking binge not seen since the early days of her career. She also agreed to a video that she will probably regret when she sobers up. This will be revealed for sure if she doesn't reveal it herself by going to rehab before reveal day. Demi Moore
LAWYER 12/08 **#2**
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is probably A list. She only does movies. None of that common television for her although it was good enough when she needed the money. Anyway, the other day she trashed her hotel room. Someone said something and she went off and knocked a lamp and everything off a desk and when the lamp didn't break, smashed it against the wall until it broke and then told her assistant to clean it up before then knocking a television down to the ground. Maybe she didn't take her meds. Catherine Zeta-Jones
LAWYER 12/08 **#3**
This A+ list all movie for now actor told someone recently that he only dates women who either have had a history of drug problems or women he thinks will have a drug problem if he introduces it to them. He loves them needy and desperate for him and thinks after years of practice that drug abusers are the best fit for him.
LAWYER 12/09 **#1**
"I think he might be insane. Great actor, but he is scary and a freak. You just want to film and then run back to your hotel room" B list all movie actress describing her very recent A list all movie Academy Award winner/nominee actor co-star.
LAWYER 12/09 **#2**
To get the nose job or not get the nose job. This B list television actress on a very hit network show has met with a plastic surgeon twice in the past month and is deciding whether to get a nose job. She knows what happened to Jennifer Grey, but she also thinks her nose is holding her back from getting movie roles. Lea Michele
LAWYER 12/09 **#3**
This just about A list all movie actress says that she literally threw up a couple of weeks ago at a press event after this A list all movie actor touched her and put his arm around her and made it perfectly clear they should go have sex. This was two minutes after he got off the phone with his B list all movie actress and told her he loved her. Rachel McAdams/Ben Affleck "To the Wonder"
LAWYER 12/09 **#4**
This pseudo-celeb was read the riot act and told to put the drugs down; stop having sex with the women in his office and get back to being the boyfriend of this A list celebrity or the money would disappear. Next thing you know, everything is perfect and the A list celebrity is happy again too. Britney Spears/Jason Trawic
This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketers dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light. There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant. There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at the thought of Americas Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by Americas Biggest Jerk. The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being Americas Good Girl. Its one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. Its much, much safer that way.
Americas Good Girl: Taylor Swift
Americas Biggest Jerk: John Mayer
LAWYER 12/10 **#1**
This hated former B list reality star who is now a D list celebrity needs money and knows the way to get it is either a new reality show which unfortunately is not as far fetched as I hoped it would be or porn. She approached Playboy and they turned her down, but she has approached an adult video company about doing a Nadya Suleman type video. They are into the idea, but so far her asking fee is about ten times what Octomom got and they are only willing to pay her double and only because she is better looking. Hope they are not expecting better acting skills. Farrah Abraham
LAWYER 12/10 **#2**
"The worst part is his breath. 50 years of smoking makes me want to gag, but at least I don't have to have sex with him. He can't get it up anymore so doesn't really even ask me to try. When he has asked I make him turn off the lights and I close my eyes for extra darkness and just think of the money I will get for being his wife." Fiancee of former A list celebrity who is worth bazillions and adding to it mightily this winter. Ronnie Wood/Sally Humphreys
LAWYER 12/10 **#3**
This B-/C+ list takes what she can get whether it be movies or television actress with A list name recognition tries to show out in public that she is all smiley and nice and friendly and that she loves her kids. The thing is though, she is nice to one of her kids. Very nice. The other kid? Terrorizes that kid. So much so that when the mom inevitably wants a photo op with the kids, the one who is terrorized freaks out and doesn't understand how the mom can be so nice in public and scream so loudly and hit so hard in private. The mom wants more kids. Please no.
LAWYER 12/10 **#4**
This reality show judge now has made it 13 contestants and potential contestants he has had sex with. He doesn't promise them anything, but he implies they will move further along if they sleep with him. Cee Lo Green
LAWYER 12/10 **#5**
That being faithful to his wife thing did not last for very long with this A-/B+ list country singer. The thing that makes it crazy is that he is talking to the person she caught him with before. He says they have unfinished business. Jason Aldean/"American Idol" contestant Brittany Kerr
LAWYER 12/10 **#6**
This actress used to be almost A list back in the day. She was a tweener back then. Although she never did the whole remain a virgin thing until she was married, it took a lot of convincing to get her to do much. One boyfriend she fell for though changed everything about her life and led to her career practically ending. They had been together for awhile and as was his custom took her virginity. It is what he used to and still loves to do. He also convinced her to send him lots of naked photos. He loves those too and shares them with his friends. He soon tired of the actress but her photos lived on. When he was drunk one night and called her to come over to his place, she said no. She had said yes the previous four or five times he had asked and he would have sex with her and then kick her out saying he had to work in the morning. She would have to check into a hotel for the night because she couldn't sneak back into her parents' home. The day after she said no, he sent some of the photos of her naked to a casting director who was auditioning our actress for a part the next week. He tried to do a "sex for part" thing and she said no and then he brought up the photo and showed her a copy on his phone. She still said no. Wherever she went she saw them. When she started dating another guy he even had the photos and they got into a huge fight because she had never done that for him even though he had spent thousands of dollars on her. He started bad mouthing her too. No one would hire her. No one would date her in the industry. There were so many rumors and stories that no one was willing to or are still willing to give her a chance.
WITH KRISTIN/E! ONLINE 12/10
Gossip Girl isn't just going out with a super-romantic wedding and heaps of happiness for its main characters. Someone is going to die. Run, runnnnnnn for your lives, Upper East Siders! Oh wait. Yeah, they already shot it. It's a done deal, y'all. Sources reveal that a major death is going down in Gossip Girl's final two episodes, slated to air Dec. 10 and Dec. 17 on the CW. The character who will be offed is one who has been a part of the show since the very beginning. (Yes, we are talking season one!) Also, when you begin watching the series finale, you won't know who it is. So who is it? Well, we can't spoil all the fun (er, sorry, misery), but we can narrow it down to the following characters:
Serena van der Woodsen
Kristen Bell (character not yet known)
Eric van der Woodsen
STREET KING 12/10
Hes a colorful comedian who reigned in the 90's boasting the words "you can do what you wanna do". But, according to our blind item, doing what you wanna do shouldnt include marrying whores. Dont believe me.. Just ask his two nephews, who seem to be keeping true to their uncles teachings. Thats because though theyve been busy preparing to following in our blind items television footsteps with "Second Generation", to air January 2013 on the BET network the aspiring pair of funny men seem to be very busy off the set too. Craig, 21, is rumored to have had multiple women pregnant for him at the same time with Damien "Dante", 31, widely known across Hollywood for smashing any chic that steps up. According to our insider, the two rising stars live by our blind items motto Dont get married. Trust no hoes. Know why? Because the last member of the comedic family who got married and trusted his wife was made a fool of after she cheated on him before taking off with half of his money. Dont believe me.. Ask Lisa. Heres the drop: "Craig and Damien follow everything their uncle does. Their uncle has a compound and its there where he preaches, dont get married and not to trust hoes. Craig and Damien have kids everywhere, they also have chics heading in and out of abortion rooms. Theyll never get married cause their uncle told them not to trust hoes." Keenen Ivory Wayans
LAWYER 12/11 **#1**
This B list celebrity with A list name recognition who has been around forever and thinks she is way younger than she actually is has been calling what she thought was her boyfriend every five minutes to leave nasty voice mails because he is now having sex with someone else. This is what happens when it is money and not love. Demi Moore/Victor Schnabel
LAWYER 12/11 **#2**
This Real Housewife is being played for a fool. According to a woman who had sex with the husband of the Real Housewife, they sat in bed and watched an appearance of the Housewife on television while the Housewife said everything was great at home. The husband then said it is great as long as she is gone. Not New Jersey. Ramona and Mario "Real Housewives of New York"
LAWYER 12/11 **#3**
This C+ list all movie actress has failed at almost everything she has done since she left her calling, but still has plenty of money because she just got a raise from her A list celebrity boyfriend. She is going to regret this a few years from now when she wants kids or a relationship with a straight guy. Julianne Hough/Ryan Seacrest
LAWYER 12/11 **#4**
This A list celebrity with A+ name list recognition has been bad mouthing his A list celebrity girlfriend to anyone who will listen. He says that she is like a puppy and will do anything if you dangle something sparkly in front of her. He also said that he has no respect for her and that he is getting tired of her. He said he wants to dump her on television, but thinks it will get edited out. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 12/11 **#5**
Two guys from this award winning and platinum selling country music group cornered this up and coming female country singer who has had one big hit in a room at an after party last night. The guys had a lot to drink and were molesting the singer and according to her was getting a whole lot worse and a whole lot more violent until a waiter came into the room and it allowed her to get out of the room and the party. She said she had never been more scared, but doesn't want to cause trouble and that if she says something then her career will stop dead because it is such a good ole boy network. Lauren Alaina/Rascal Flatts
LAWYER 12/11 **#6**
This actor is A list and always will be. If he lives for 50 more years and never makes another movie he would be A list. Academy Award winner/nominee? Absolutely. A list name recognition? Definitely. Strangest actor around right now? Oh yeah. Our actor rarely showers. The only time he showers is when he is making a movie and then only every few days. He has turned into the laziest person in the world. Meals are brought to him. Many different meals that he takes a bite of each. he is not a glutton. Weight gain is not an issue. Sex? Umm, he is not doing the work but he calls over women who are willing to do the work for him. That is of course if they can get over the smell of a guy who has not showered in a week and has food all over his clothes or drinks. He loves to drink. Like a fish. Then he likes to get up and do scenes from his performances and makes the people in the room watch. He gets confused and mixes up lines from different roles and refuses to do a couple of the roles and gets very angry if people ask. He is a very angry guy and will throw things and yell and scream and the name calling is out of control. Ditto with any kind of slur that he can think of. He then forgets he did it or pretends he does not remember and returns to normal a few hours later. It is probably Alzheimer's or the beginning stages of it but he refuses to go to a doctor. Al Pacino
Heres an early Christmas gift for you! This very popular young celeb got himself into some very hot water while hosting a holiday event recently. He didnt take his hosting responsibilities very seriously. He smoked joints backstage, was fifteen minutes late for the meet and greet, and then stayed at the event for only twenty minutes. He didnt even stay to hang out and eat and drink with the other celebs, like he usually does. Why so unprofessional? Because he was really hungry for just one thing: the model who was waiting for him back on the tour bus! Did we mention that our celeb has a celebrity girlfriend who he claims to love? The girlfriend wasnt there at the event but her cousin was! When the cousin got wind of what was happening, she went absolutely ballistic! She tried to get on the tour bus, but was blocked by his friends. She walked away swearing up a storm, and later very publicly told the young celeb to "Go fuck yourself!"The celeb and his girlfriend will NOT be spending the holidays together.
Celeb: Justin Bieber
Model: Barbara Palvin
Girlfriend: Selena Gomez
Holiday Event: Z100's annual Jingle Ball
TO EARS 12/11
This R&B singer loves Marvin Gaye , and it is no surprise with all the scandal in his life. He loves women and cant get over his ex-wife. He plays to the public that he still cares for his R&B songstress ex when he could really care less. This performer who is currently dating a woman who was friends with his ex-wife is a un-diagnosisd manic depressive. He has extreme highs and lows and wants to see his ex-wife in extreme pain. Over the summer when his ex-wife suffered great lost he went out of his way to make sure she suffered more. You would think he was happy now that they are apart BUT he really wants her back .Usher/Tamika Foster
LAWYER 12/12 **#1**
This almost A list all television actress has never been happier. She has money in the bank, her hit network show is ending and now she plans to go into hiding and spend some time with a woman she met a few months ago. I don't think our actress is coming out of the closet after so many years of hiding in it, but maybe all this alone time with her new lover might make her change her mind. I hope she does, because everyone loves her and it is not like she ever really had a boyfriend anyway. Yes, one guy that lasted two seconds does not a boyfriend make. It was a bearding for both. Kate Walsh "Private Practice"
LAWYER 12/12 **#2**
Pills, coke, coffee and cigarettes. That is what this B- list all television actress on the verge of having her show canceled told her wardrobe person she ate everyday and the reason why our actress passes out constantly and is on the verge of being admitted to the hospital. Even though she is almost 5'8" she weighs under 90 pounds. AnnaLynne McCord "90210"
LAWYER 12/12 **#3**
This A+ list all movie actor who is an Academy award winner/nominee is not allowed to use nannies while his actress wife is out of town. It is not that she thinks he will sleep with the nannies, because she has made sure to hire ones he is not interested in, but is afraid that if the nannies are taking care of the kids then our actor will be free to do what he loves to do most. Cheat. So, she has him with the kids non-stop and gives the nannies paid vacations when she is gone. Ben Affleck
LAWYER 12/12 **#4**
This former A list television actor and now just a guy living off his millions was at an event the other night and was shocked because he was wearing really heavy makeup. The actor said that he had tried to pick up a woman who was about half his age and she had told him how old he was and that he never used to hear that when he was on television, so decided to try the makeup route. He went a little overboard on it. It also stained his shirt by the end of the night. The thing is, he is not that old. Maybe he is wearing it for other reasons?
LAWYER 12/12 **#5**
This male star of a top 10 movie in the past ten years who was supposed to be a huge star is now a gay escort in Los Angeles and Vegas. Hayden Christensen
LAWYER 12/12 **#6**
This back in the day almost A list television and movie actor and now lucky to be on a network show again and making money until the show gets canceled because of low ratings, really thinks highly of himself. Everyone thought he had learned his lesson after his career skyrocketed and he was a teenage heartthrob. No amount of women were too much and the trail he left behind him is almost Wilmer Valderrama worthy. He hit rock bottom after his show was canceled and his attitude cost him roles. No one wanted to work with a spoiled actor when there are a bunch of others out there who are nice and cheaper and better actors. So, when he finally got his chance to work again, everyone thought he would be humbled. Umm, no. In fact, he is probably worse despite being married and having a family to raise. He thinks it is only natural that people hired him and that they had all been wrong to not hire him and he thinks he is worth way more than he actually is. Just because you are on a show and invited to a red carpet does not make you the biggest thing ever. He would disagree. Recently he had a chance to have a great endorsement for his career. His manager loved it. Everyone loved it. The company loved it and offered him a significant amount of money. Our actor turned it down and asked for 250% more than was offered. The company laughed and walked away and gave the endorsement to another actor who was grateful and who stands to make a ton of money off other endorsements in the future. So, our actor has nothing, but he thinks its fine. It won't be when his show is canceled and he has all those mouths to feed. Tough to feed a family on hot air. James Van Der Beek
This starlet has had so many boyfriends, it is almost becoming impossible to keep track of her checkered love life. But amongst the sea of famous faces, one former lover is perhaps the most important because he deflowered her in a certain way. He told her it was love of course, but it was only a game for him he even kept her panties as a souvenir to show off to his pals. Did his immature actions make her damaged goods? No, it taught her that love comes on her terms from now on
Starlet: Taylor Swift
Lover: John Mayer
What did he do? Anal sex
GOSSIP 12/12 **#1**
This Television Personality likes to provide details of her pregnancy and birth so that she can seem like a good mom. Only its all a lie. The Liar publicly claims to have carried her children and to have given birth to them herself. The truth is that she used her money to hire a surrogate (for more than one child) so she wouldnt "ruin her body" and she could have babies "whenever she wanted." Yes, she is that rich and that superficial. No medical issues. Just vanity. Well, someone on her television show has called her on her lie. The price for spilling the beans? A lawsuit. This woman is rich and vengeful and she wont hesitate to use her money to squelch the truth so that she can maintain her image and hurt The Spiller. The only problem is that in filing a suit she has to reveal her secret. Then the world will know. And her kid/s will know. Thats the second secret. Her children dont know that they are the product of surrogacy! Thats because The Liar shows them photos of her with a pillow under her shirt and tells them that the photo was taken when Mommy was pregnant with them. Did she really think she could get away with that one forever? Theres also a third secret The Liar has been keeping. Its about who she has been sleeping with for the couple of years. Its not her husband. Its someone who is well-known to people in her area. And he would not appreciate being outed as the third party in her marriage. So, The Liar would be well-advised to back off at this point. The Spiller and others do not respond well to threats. And they have lots more to spill.
The Liar: Adrienne Maloof "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
The Spiller: Brandy Glanville
GOSSIP 12/12 **#2**
This attractive, under-40 actress is the star of primetime television show. She has good comedic chops and is bound to have a long career. She is also bound to be bound tonight. You see, our girl likes to be tied up. She may be assertive and outspoken in real life but she prefers to be completely dominated in the bedroom. Nothing sadistic. Just fun. Zoey Deschanel
LAWYER 12/13 **#1**
Which still-in-the-closet B-list actor who is in one of the biggest hit movies of 2012 still has his profile up on a gay webcam site? His publicist, who pushed him back into the closet, ordered him to take it down but so far our actor hasn't. Tom Hardy " The Dark Knight Rises"
LAWYER 12/13 **#2**
This B list celebrity is a very jealous person. Needs all the attention which is why she probably pulled off her double stick tape and made sure everyone got a very good look at her breasts at a recent event. You have never seen someone bend over as much as she did. The problem is the crowd really didn't care, but she is hoping there are pap photos of it so she can be outraged. LeAnn Rimes
LAWYER 12/13 **#3**
This unfortunately A list celebrity has been told she needs to lose 15 pounds because the diet pill company that is paying her big bucks says she needs to lose weight because people are talking about how much she is gaining and it is making their product look bad and they will drop her and find someone else if she doesn't. She can't afford another company to drop her right now because quietly many companies have already been taking their dollars elsewhere. Kim Kardashian "Quick Trim"
LAWYER 12/13 **#4**
This Twilight actor is not a huge part of the movie, but is big enough that he has been sent out across the world to promote it. He has overdosed once on the press tour and disappeared for 12 hours on another stop when he found what he called the most perfect heroin he has ever tried. At the last stop, his hands shook the entire time from withdrawal. I have no idea how he is ever going to make it back to the US on a plane. Bronson Pelletier
LAWYER 12/13 **#5**
What former A list tweener and now a sometime bad actress has not come completely clean about a recent death and what really happened. Miley Cyrus dog dying
LAWYER 12/13 **#6**
This actress is A list. All movies. Nothing on television. She is in a relationship with an A list all movie actor who has had some health problems, but a lot of them can be attributed to what she does to him. There is the sedatives she gives him almost constantly to keep him quiet and asleep. She has been having two affairs and invites the men over to the marital home and has sex with them while her significant other is passed out. She is also systematically looting all of the accounts she can find in his name and converting them to her own name under a power of attorney he signed while under the influence of the drugs she gives him. The drugs are a combination of whatever drugs she has her assistant procure from various doctors and also the non-medical community. The only time our actor is not sedated is when he has an appearance or a red carpet event and she has someone watching him at all times and has him brought back home immediately after. She rarely attends these events with him anymore because she can't stand him and has told her assistant that if she could get away with it, she would kill the actor just so she could move on with her life.
Is this Hip-Hop Couple going through a rough patch, or are they looking for publicity. There hasn't been a crack in the armor up till now, but all of a sudden humiliation and disrespect are being served up for all to see. Ice T & Coco
One of Marilyn Manson's favourite hobbies is corrupting innocent young teen movie stars. But which clean-cut cutie did Manson manage to sweet-talk into snorting swastika-shaped lines of gak with him? Zac Efron
Youre hearing it here first: This young celebrity couple has broken up! He swore up and down that he wasnt going to embarrass her again by getting caught with another girl. That promise didnt last long. Maybe a couple of weeks. He was behaving badly last week, and he got caught. He deserved to get caught, too. Did he really think her cousin wouldnt rat him out? Of course she did! Thats what cousins do. When his girlfriend found out, she immediately told him "Its over!" Then she went out and got rowdy with her girlfriends (who always knew he was trouble). Yes, that performance is about him. Will they stay broken up this time? We dont know. She forgave him last time for embarrassing her. And they got a ton of press for the courtship and the dating and the break up and the reconciliation. Why not do it again? Plus, she really, really loves the attention she gets from the paparazzi for being his girlfriend. And the magazine covers. And the endorsements. And the bigger fan base. Yes, putting up with him has a lot of perks.
He: Justin Bieber
She: Selena Gomez
LAWYER 12/14 **#1**
Wedding? Engagement? Not sure how this B+ list television and movie actor could be engaged to his B-/C+ list actress girlfriend when they are barely hanging on after he discovered that she was cheating on him. He thought everything was perfect but she has been and continues to work things on the side and when she is sexting it is not always to our actor. Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis
LAWYER 12/14 **#2**
This C list trashy celebrity who really wishes she could be an A list reality star has a huge crush on a man much younger than her husband. What she doesn't know is that her mom is having sex with the guy and doesn't plan on giving him up. Courtney Stodden
LAWYER 12/14 **#3**
"Want to know the real reason we split? Missionary for month after month gets really old. Oh, and the screaming if her hand made contact with my penis. She probably would have gone into shock if I asked her to use her mouth." A+ all movie actor discussing his former girlfriend who is an A list all movie actress. Brad Pitt/Gwyneth Paltrow
LAWYER 12/14 **#4**
"If you ever see me at a Twilight convention signing autographs or posing for photos, then you either know I have been kidnapped or paid $10M because I would not do it for a penny less. I shudder thinking about if I had to make another one of those. I took a shower when I finished the last one and hate that I am still talking about it." Twilight actress who is B list and owes her career to Twilight. Ashley Greene
LAWYER 12/14 **#5**
This former almost A list tweener and now probably a B-/C+ actress who has trouble finding work says she feels used by her now ex-boyfriend. He had dumped her before and she begged him to take her back so he did but made her film some sex scenes together. He won't give them to anyone she doesn't think, but as soon as he got them he dumped her. She also says he borrowed a ton of money from her but had enough to buy his new girlfriend a car. Amanda Bynes/Kid Cudi/Jamie Baratta
LAWYER 12/14 **#6**
#1 - This B- list all television actress now says she no longer speaks to two of her more famous co-stars because she overheard them using a racial slur to discuss her.
#2 - This A list celebrity with A++ list name recognition says that she is uncomfortable around white people. Huh? Gina Gershon
#3 - This B+ all movie actress who sometimes flirts with A list said she always thought her ex-husband was gay because he always wanted the lights off and only ever had sex if he could have her butt. Yep. They did manage to make child(ren) so guess it was not everytime. Kate Winslet/Sam Mendes
#4 - This foreign born actress and singer who is starting to make a name for herself has been sharing a hotel room for the past two weeks with this former A list celebrity who is now more famous for his offspring. Bruce Jenner/Rita Ora
This celebrity couple both actors has been married for several years, has one or more kids, and usually gets along pretty well. Theres an exception to that, though, and it is terrifying the wife. He sometimes drinks. When he drinks, he sometimes gets argumentative. When he gets drunk, he sometimes gets angry. And when he gets drunk and angry, he tends to blame his wife for whatever is bothering him. It gets worse. Sometimes when he gets drunk and angry, he pulls out one of his guns. He owns more than one. Its usually not loaded, and he just waves it around and yells, but this is enough to scare the wife. When he sobers up, he always apologizes, and always promises that he would never hurt her or the kids. Hes actually very nice and rather mild-mannered guy when hes not drinking, and she believes that he would never intentionally hurt her or the kids. However, she doesnt like having guns in the house and she is tired of feeling scared. A couple of weeks ago, she gave him an ultimatum: "Either the guns go, or I go. And if I go, Im taking the kids with me." Maybe today will be the day he makes a decision. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner
STREET KING 12/14
HSK Exclusive - He may have once been seen as reppin the new school, but today, this rapper would be classified as old school. Even though hes no longer at the forefront of the limelight, some of his secret flip mode practices havent been forgotten by those who he may have personally told "got a big gun, and Ima show you the size". Dont believe me.. Just ask the male hairdresser who he reportedly told, "Gimme Some More". During his heyday, a three-way our mystery man reportedly had with female rapper, Ra Digga, and one male Beverly Hills hair stylist led our blind item, and the other dude involved, to really wanna party with just each other! Were told the three-way smash session happened back in 2003, before our blind item rapper and the 90210 hair stylist sparked a nine-month long secret gay bromance. Though we cant confirm the identity of the hair stylist, we suspect it could be one former Fabulous VH1 reality television personality, a hair style guru to the stars, known for his flamboyant character and platinum blond mane. Now, only time will tell when and what details the unnamed man will reveal about his secret relationship with our blind item. Know why? Because sources exclusively tell HSK hes taking his story about our mystery man to the bidding block. Heres the drop: "I cant betray dude and tell you the whole story. He wants to be paid but the threesome with Ra Digga is a juicy story. Jacky, if you pay him - hell tell you all about his steamy nine-month relationship with the former Aftermath recording artist. He can prove your blind item is a gay man, because hes his ex-lover." Busta Rhymes/Sean from Beverly Hills Fabulous
This male shock jock turned television host turned shock jock host recently called this female radio host and B list television host a transvestite. She responded by saying, "I'm more man than he will ever be. Just ask his wife." Adam Carolla/Wendy Williams
LAWYER 12/16 **#1**
The third time, this almost A list all movie actress who I love, found her boyfriend staring at her when she woke up from sleeping, was enough to convince her to dump her boyfriend and she even changed the locks on her door. It took three times? Amanda Seyfried/Desmond Harrington
LAWYER 12/16 **#2**
This married B list all movie actress who has the talent of a C or D lister was in a store the other day and a woman in front of her tried to purchase $185 worth of clothes. The credit card got declined and our actress offered to pay for it and also paid for the items she was holding in her arms and the items our actress' friend had and the items our actress had. Nice gesture. She could have just ignored it. Love the holiday spirit. Jessica Biel
LAWYER 12/16 **#3**
This A list singer has seen her popularity slip in the past six months. She is telling friends that the best way she can think of to make the world love her and change the direction in which she seems to be stuck is to have a baby. Not because she wants to be a mother, but because it will help her career. LeAnn Rimes
LAWYER 12/16 **#4**
This married B list all movie actress who has branched out into other areas because her movie career has faltered so badly is searching for a new nanny after she caught her husband with the nanny. The husband has no way to live other than his wife so is kissing some serious butt. He has been kicked out and she has told her kids he is away on business. The actress told him he could come back for Christmas Eve and Christmas but that the marriage is over.
MORTON REPORT 12/16
With the high octane glamour of Grand Prix circuits, it's no surprise that 'pit stop pets'as the girls who follow Formula 1 stars are nicknamedaim to end up as wags of racy racing drivers. However, one driver had a lucky escape when a determined girl he hardly knew wanted to move into his apartment. He managed to persuade her that it wasn't a great idea. Good job he is such a gentleman that he never blabbed about their relationship .... but she did. Lewis Hamilton
LAWYER 12/17 **#1**
This barely hanging on to B- list mostly movie actress with one really bad foray into television and beginning to age says that she never wears clothes at home with her toddler because she feels that clothes restrict the ability to interact with your children properly. Always naked, although she says that the toddler wears clothes sometimes because she does not want the toddler to catch a cold and is not potty trained. Soo, yeah. Alicia Silverstone; Selma Blair
LAWYER 12/17 **#2**
I wonder if this foreign born almost A list all television actress knows about her significant other taking two women back to his hotel room this weekend. They went in at midnight and the two women emerged about 7am. Sofía Vergara
LAWYER 12/17 **#3**
This used to be B- list actress and now singer with a past history of drug problems said that on a recent trip she and some people in her band who use, ran out of needles and ended up sharing the same needle for a few days. Taryn Manning
LAWYER 12/17 **#4**
This Jersey Shore star was having sex in a car in a park when a police officer discovered the couple. No tickets. Just an autograph request when the police officer saw who it was. The Situation
LAWYER 12/17 **#5**
This celebrity had a falling out with his all movie actress sister and says the pair have been "intimate" in the past when she was going through a drug phase. Joaquin and Rain Phoenix
LAWYER 12/17 **#6**
This actress was almost A list at one point. Always movies. High profile romances with A+ list actors and then pretty much nothing in the romance department as her career has wavered as well as she can't decide what she wants to be. Part of the problem is that she really thinks she is at least two people. She has two cell phones and each one is a different name she has given herself. One is for her as an actress under the name we all know her and the other is another person that she has created. She has a love of wigs and disguises and she frequently goes out as the alternate personality and has a group of friends who have no idea she is also an actress because she is always in disguise when she meets them. She has a different voice she uses and mannerisms and even has a studio apartment where she lives as a struggling artist. It is the most bizarre thing ever.
STREET KING 12/17
This pro-baller may make his marriage to one very insecure E! sister appear to be solid, but that doesnt mean hes staying faithful to his wife, and, with our blind items made-for-TV Mrs. occupied as the new co-host of a prime time national television show she may be too busy to notice. Sources say that while the cats away, our blind item makes it a point to play! Witnesses say they recently spotted our 33-year-old mystery man doing just that! Were told thats when immediately following one NBA on-the-court match in Oklahoma our blind item left the locker room, before hooking up with a pair of unknown brunette bombshells to head to his hotel to smash! Dont believe me.. Ask eyewitness Teresa Witt. Heres was Teresa Witt had to say: "He was partying well into the night at the club Skkybar on Nov. 20. He went out the back door, and it looked like he was about to leave. They were standing next to a cab Both of the women were very thin brunettes in their late twenties, and when I saw them, I immediately wondered, Why is he in an alley in the middle of the night with two gorgeous girls? Does our blind item use his per diem from the Los Angeles Clippers away games to purchase prostitutes, while on the road? Of course. Dont believe me.. Ask his former teammate Kobe Bryant. Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian
This celebrity family is going through some troubles, with lots of rumors floating around about who is doing what, and who is siding with whom. Well, here is the real story. This argument isnt about money or fame. Its about the child/ren. The father recognized from the beginning that he doesnt have much control over the child/ren from his wifes previous marriage, so he adopted a fairly laissez-faire policy when it came to their upbringing. He was supportive, but not overly controlling or a strict disciplinarian. He really wants his kids to be happy. Well, the younger child/ren told him that they would be happiest if they could do what the older child/ren was doing. No surprise there. Given that their older sibling/s was receiving money, gifts, fame and parental attention for their behavior, why would they yearn for anything else? So, the father let them do it. The father now realizes that he made a mistake. He is not dumb or passive. He knows that he screwed up. But he also recognizes the pitfalls of fame that lie before him. He knows that swift, public action talking about the issues, speaking negatively about his wife, making public statements about how unhappy he is about the situation, or suddenly pulling the younger child/ren out of their activities will only exacerbate the problem. The wife is ruthless when it comes to getting what she wants, and he has no doubt that she will launch a PR war against him if he makes a false move. So he is trying to deal with all of this very quietly and behind closed doors. He has attorneys, and they are keeping up a steady but careful campaign for him to get more control over the situation. Just know that he is a lot smarter and more disciplined than anyone is giving him credit for being. He wants a different upbringing for the younger child/ren, and he is determined to get it. Will he only get that by breaking up the family and divorcing his wife? Yes. And he wants that done soon so that he can influence the child/ren before they are of legal age to decide for themselves/selves.
Husband: Bruce Jenner
Wife: Kris Jenner
Older child/ren: Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
Younger child/ren: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
LAWYER 12/18 **#1**
This B-/C+ list television actor told his significant other (gorgeous C+ list all movie actress with A list name recognition) that she would have to turn a down multi-million dollar offer. Why? Because it would require her to be away from home for a few days to promote it and he would not be available to go with her and watch her the entire time. Brian Austin Green/Megan Fox (he ended up going with her to Brazil)
LAWYER 12/18 **#2**
This A list comedian and B- list actor was having sex the other night with a celebrity in her own country he had picked up earlier in the evening when he got a phone call. He stopped doing what people do when they are having sex and had a 30 minute phone conversation with the person on the other end about mindless things like the weather and where they were going to eat later. After he finished he wanted to start right back up again, but the celebrity kicked him out. Russell Brand and Kate Peck
LAWYER 12/18 **#3**
This C list actress on a hit show for an almost network had her first sober day of shooting this season the other day. Not by her choice. She is out of money and her friends won't give her any for drugs. AnnaLynne McCord "90210"
LAWYER 12/18 **#4**
This A list movie actress is going to be in for big drama at some point if she does not stop soon. Our actress has always enjoyed women. Very quietly, but within her circle of friends it is known. Anyway, she met this spurned woman who was in a long term lesbian relationship who is amazing until things go sour and when they inevitably do go sour with our actress she will be thrown out of the closet. Our actress thinks everything will be confidential. Not with this person.
LAWYER 12/18 **#5**
I guess this B- list television/movie actress who has hit it big thanks to television has not learned her lesson. Currently having sex with a married director. January Jones
LAWYER 12/18 **#6**
This B list actress on a hit show is the star of the show despite the number of people on it. She has made it her mission over the past few years to build up her name recognition and brand. She has slept with men and flirted with men and women and been to a million meetings. She has hired photographers to follow her around. She has tried the famous boyfriend route to the point where she was repulsed whenever he would touch her even though he is gay. Her current boyfriend has done her no favors and even though she likes him a lot, she feels like she needs to dump him and maybe try a more famous boyfriend or some kind of scandal. No matter what she does though she cannot get roles or clothing lines or perfume lines and she finds it maddening. Everyone gets them who is a star and she screams and rails and chain smokes and pops Adderall by the handful to stay skinny. She says that she has played the game and wants her reward, but it is not coming. She knows her show is crap even though it is a hit, and she knows it will end someday and she does not want to be like every other actress on the show she knows will be out of work and waiting tables as soon as their money runs out. She has told them that to their faces. No one doubts she has the drive to succeed, but no matter how hard she tries, nothing ever works out for her.
B list actress: AnnaLynne McCord
Tv show: "90210"
Famous gay boyfriend: Kellen Lutz
Current boyfriend: Dominic Purcell
LAWYER 12/19 **#1**
This C+ list television actor has been in this space before. Apparently things have got so bad for the actor and his jealousy issues that he gives his significant other chores to do while he is out of the house so that she does not have time to do anything else. One of her only friends is worried that this is turning into a Star 80 situation and is getting progressively more scary.
LAWYER 12/19 **#2**
This A list reality star wants everyone to think she is on board with the way the world feels about the whole Instagram policy, but in reality, she is working out a deal to get paid by the company and won't be deleting her account anytime soon and instead will be promoting it every chance she gets. Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 12/19 **#3**
This former almost A list actress who used to be on a hit show has had so much work done to her face that when she finally got a rare audition for a part she was laughed out of the room. She could make no facial expressions and everything ended up looking like she had a trout pout whether she was supposed to be crying or laughing or smiling. Plus, she went under the knife not that long ago and the scars have not completely healed so she is wearing way more makeup than usual. Rose McGowan
LAWYER 12/19 **#4**
Remember that B-list mostly movie actress and Scientologist who is dating that journalist who writes investigative pieces against the church? Well, it looks like she may be one foot out the door because she's handed over her Twitter to her sister, who is still very much involved with Scientology, and she's focused on writing her memoirs.. with a little help from the journalist. Juliette Lewis/Tony Ortega
LAWYER 12/19 **#5**
This B+ list all movie actress told a friend that her foreign born A+ list all movie actor significant other refuses to ever service her orally. He tells her that he feels claustrophobic when he is down there. Oh, but he fully expects her to perform the service for him and has made it clear it is what he prefers to actual sex with her. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
LAWYER 12/19 **#6**
Despite his best efforts, this A list singer has been unable to quiet his former girlfriend. Of course he has never used the word girlfriend to describe her. This is probably why he has been unable to stop her from getting ready to write a book about herself which is going to include several chapters about the sexual activities or lack thereof of the singer. She is also going to blow the lid off many of his other secrets and talk about his male assistant and some time lover who he alternately treats like a best friend and the other half of the time yelling and screaming at. The former girlfriend knows that our singer likes to watch but never participates. That when our singer was with a fellow A lister who wanted to see how manly our singer was that our singer took a half of a pack of Viagra just so he could manage to show that he was interested when two women were all over him. Every time the other A lister has tried to get the singer to join him again he has passed. The former girlfriend knows it all. Everything. Our singer has tried to trade money for confidentiality, but the numbers he is talking about don't come close to the amount she is going to get from the publishers.
These two actresses, who have had very similar career paths, are fairly close in age with the first actress being just a bit older than the second. They have been good friends for years, even though they have occasionally come up against each other for parts. The two suddenly stopped hanging out with each other this year. It turns out that the first actress found out that the second actress slept with the first actress ex-husband. It was just one night of alcohol-fueled passion, and it occurred after the first actress divorce, but the first actress still saw it as a tremendous breach of trust, and has yet to forgive the second actress.
LAWYER 12/20 **#1**
This A list all movie actor was told by his wife that she would leave him if he made a certain movie with a certain someone. The wife has a good friend who was hurt recently by the certain someone and there was no way the wife was going to allow her husband to be working everyday with the actress. None.
A list all movie actor: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
Certain Someone: Kristen Stewart
Wifes good friend: Liberty Ross (wife of Rupert Sanders)
LAWYER 12/20 **#2**
Apparently this time when this A list national radio host cheated on his wife she finally decided to leave. What about all the other times? Tom Joyner
LAWYER 12/20 **#3**
This A list all movie actress told a friend the other day that she and her new boyfriend spent 13 straight days in bed together. They ordered in and watched television, but the only time they actually got out of bed was to go to the bathroom or shower together. Renee Zellweger/Doyle Bramhall II
LAWYER 12/20 **#4**
This former B list tweener and now sometime singer and sometime television star has been doing her best everyday to tell her co-star that she should leave the show they are both on. She takes every opportunity she gets and tries to work it into every conversation. Our former B list tweener thinks it is the only way she will get to keep her job. She wants the job. She needs the job. Demi Lovato/Britney Spears "X Factor"
LAWYER 12/20 **#5**
This B+ list all movie actress has moved on from her A+ list all movie actor sometime boyfriend and has been seeing a barely 18 year old female college student who waited on her at a restaurant a few weeks ago. Probably will only last until our actress finishes filming. Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
LAWYER 12/20 **#6**
This male celebrity has been telling his B list celebrity wife that he has been getting treatments which is why he disappears for hours each morning. Well, the treatment is from the female therapist that has moved from her office to her house.
LAWYER 12/20 **#7**
The friends of this B-/C+ list actress from a hit show on an almost network are all freaking out and think she will end up being the next Amy Winehouse. Not as far as talent goes. Even her friends admit that she will be confined to roles that will never win any awards. What they think is going to happen though is that her boyfriend is going to get her hooked on drugs like he is because he wants someone to share them with him. Her boyfriend has been using for years and as the years have gone by has dabbled in more of the dangerous drugs. He loves heroin and will smoke or snort anything that is offered to him. So far our actress has refused to do any drugs that require her to use a needle, but she has snorted anything he has put in front of her and has started smoking some things which are very dangerous. She doesn't see the problem and doesn't feel like she has an addiction even though she is spending all of her paychecks to support their life and their drug habit. She says she can stop anytime and that this is the fun part of their relationship and that he loves her and would never do anything to harm her. Meanwhile, her friends have also found out he is seeing someone where he is from and has always seen her and they have a unique connection because he infected her with hepatitis. Our actress is lost in a love and drug haze and her friends think she will end up dead. Shenae Grimes ("90210")/British model Josh Beech
This Couple's romance is far from bliss, but they couldn't stay away from each other. Now it looks like another breakup. It may be different this time because it looks like her Boss got involved. Chris Brown and Rihanna (Boss Jay-Z)
WITH KRISTIN/E! ONLINE 12/20
We just found out a pairing on a certain comedy will soon be expecting! Notice how we said "pairing," which means the parents-to-be may or may not be couple at the moment. That's all we can tell you right now. OK, one more hint: The comedy we're referring to is not Happy Endings or The Mindy Project. CeCe and Schmidt "New Girl"
LAWYER 12/21 **#1**
The only reason this former A list singer and reality show winner still has a record deal after such horrific sales of late is that she is sleeping with the head of the label. She has slept with him before which is why her long term boyfriend left her. Leona Lewis
LAWYER 12/21 **#2**
This A list model says she lost her virginity when she was 14 to this A+ list all movie actor. Because of who she was with he thought she was much older. It was only when he wanted to see her again that she told him and he has never spoken to her since even though it has been about a decade and they run into each other everywhere.
LAWYER 12/21 **#3**
This C+ list television and movie actress/model who got her fame on a hit network show has split with her long term boyfriend because she saw sexually explicit photos of him with this former male B list musician who used to be married to a celebrity we can all agree we don't really like.
C+ list television and movie actress/model: Katrina Bowden "30 Rock"
Long term boyfriend: Benjamin Jorgensen
Former male B list musician: Pete Wentz
Celebrity wife: Ashlee Simpson
LAWYER 12/21 **#4**
This reality show celebrity has been getting texts from her former B+ list and now C+ list actor ex saying that she looks like she has gained weight. This of course caused her to go into freak out mode because she, for some reason cares about her a-holey ex and she has started purging again. She doesn't want anyone to know so she is eating normally and then rushing to her trailer and purging. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 12/21 **#5**
This male celebrity who has been in this space very recently for cheating on his B+ list celebrity wife also has two other people he sees during the week that he rotates. One of them must be very special because she has showed up in several different cities that our celebrity was in over the past month. Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian
LAWYER 12/21 **#6**
This actress used to be almost A list. Always movies. Hated television. Thought it was beneath her. That is because she started off with such a bang that she thought she would never have to do television. Times have changed. Her stock has dropped to B-/C+ and she will do television as long as it is a movie. Not just something thrown together for ratings, but a real movie. Of course if the paycheck is high enough she will lower her demands about the quality of the programming. People don't really like working with her. Actually they hate working with her. They hate being her boyfriend or husband too, but that can take a little bit longer because she is so different that the guys get wrapped up in the fact that she is ready and willing to do anything with anyone so the guy will put up with her throwing dishes at them or threatening them with a knife or gun or beating them when they least suspect it. Unstable does not begin to describe our actress, but the guys she is with love it. When a regular guy asks her out, she has no interest. She needs to see that the guy has an edge too and that he might fight back. Not actually fight back, but looks like he might. It seems like she always has a boyfriend or husband because no women want to hang out with her so the only person she has in her life ever is the guy she is currently with. Eva Mendes ("Clear History")
GOSSIP 12/21 **#1**
This young musician/actor will not be spending the holidays with his family. He has taken off to "travel". Want to know the real reason he is avoiding his family? It is because he is trying to avoid rehab. This kid is in real danger. He is drinking and drugging every day, and those activities have become more important to him than working or being with his family. These are trying times for his family. Yes, his family does know and they do care. They have intervened, and are desperate to get him to commit to rehab (its about time). They were willing to do it very quietly so that he wouldnt be embarrassed. They planned and he initially agreed to spend Christmas with the family (complete with a ski vacation and lots of happy photo ops), and then go away for a minimum of 30 days. They had the rehab facility all picked out (we wont name it, but it is in California), and a place reserved for him. They had his schedule all rearranged, and his website and Twitter account would have been covered to deflect suspicion. His publicist had the "cover" stories all ready to explain his absence for a few weeks. The only problem now? He skipped town. In fact, he skipped country. And he refuses to come home for Christmas. He texted his brother: "Im NOT going to rehab. I dont think I have a problem at all. Stay the fuck out of my business!" Spoken like a true addict. He is so messed up that he would rather spend Christmas in a hotel overseas doing heroin with a bunch of strangers than surrounded by people who genuinely care about him and just want to see him healthy and happy again. We know youre reading this, Kid. Go home. Your family loves you. Joe Jonas
GOSSIP 12/21 **#2**
These musicians have been dating on and off for a year or two. Both are very famous, both have been at the top of the charts multiple times, and both have a history of hooking up with some interesting partners. There have been some headlines lately that he has been cheating on her behind her back and that this has been very upsetting to her. It shouldnt be too difficult to guess the identities of the two musicians. But we have some additional information to dish: we know the identity of the woman with whom he has been cheating! And it is just the most delicious gossip ever! The Third Party is also a celebrity. You have seen her on TV (probably on more than one show) many times, but not in movies. She is not a musician herself but she certainly has a taste for musicians. Sometimes several in one week. To top it all off, this hot little tart is married, and portrays herself as the perfect wife and mother. The Third Party has a new TV project launching next year, and it would certainly leave a sour taste in the mouths of her fans if they knew that she has an insatiable appetite for men outside of her marriage and that she is "the other woman" coming between these two celebrities!
Male Musician: John Mayer
Female Musician: Katy Perry
Third Party: Giada Delaurentis
STREET KING 12/21
The details behind this leading funny mans divorce may have been a mystery to many, but HSK has broken that story wide open! Now, were leaving you to guess what comedian were talking about Were told our blind items former personal assistant was involved in an extramarital affair with the comedian. Add that to his reported extreme paranoia, and you could have a recipe for a sustained split with word surfacing of our funny man accusing his ex-wife of being an "Illuminati puppet". Dont believe me.. Ask Quadirah Locus. Sources tell us his former assistant remains sponsored by our mystery man to this very day. Know why? Because shes said to have sexually explicit pictures of our blind item in her possession. That could mean he has yet another mouth to feed, on top of his one biological, and seven adopted, children. Now that shes said to be secured on our blind items payroll, long gone are her assistant days including carrying bags and rolling blunts for our blind item. Know why? Because shes suddenly emerged from the shadows, making an A-lister entrance in her CL65 AMG Benz at Hollywood celebrity parties. Though, our blind item better keep a close eye on his spending habits! Know why? Because sources say Suge Knight also has his hands on our funny mans tour money while keeping him surrounded by gang-bangers. Katt Williams
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 12/22
I hate to be the bearer of bad news just days before Christmas, but this secret has been burning a hole in my pocket for weeks and I simply must get it off my chest. Theres increasing (read: deafening) buzz that a pivotal couple on a show with a very passionate audience may be going their separate ways by seasons end. According to sources, producers of the hour-long drama in question are looking to close out the season with a bang, and they believe splitting up this beloved couple will provide just such a jolt. Additionally, the break-up (which its fair to say no one will see coming) would give the series a lot of creative juice as it heads into what could be its final season. Of course, there are risks namely, hell hath no fury like a powerful shipper community scorned. And if the separation isnt handled properly (i.e. if its not believable), even non-fans of the lovebirds may revolt. So, go ahead. Call me a Grinch in the comments. I deserve it. But while youre at it, try and guess the identity of the twosome who may be spending their last holiday season together. To help you out, Ive narrowed down the field of possibilities from 143 to just 9 in the photo gallery below. Consider it an early Christmas present from me to you.
Snow and Charming, "Once Upon a Time"
Adam and Kristina, "Parenthood"
Nikita and Michael, "Nikita"
Derek and Meredith, "Grey's Anatomy"
Rick and Kate, "Castle"
Peter and Alicia, "The Good Wife"
Arizona and Callie, "Grey's Anatomy"
Julia and Joel, "Parenthood"
Booth and Brennan, "Bones"
LAWYER 12/22 **#1**
This A+ list all movie actor says that he is never getting divorced because he does not want to give half his money to someone who cheated on him. Russell Crowe
LAWYER 12/22 **#2**
This A+ list all movie actor has been feeling lonely since he broke it off with his B list all movie actress girlfriend even though she did drive him crazy. So, he turned to this almost A list all movie actress for a little canoodling which of course almost destroyed her relationship with her almost A list all movie actor boyfriend. The thing is, the B list actress will still take back the A+ lister anytime. He can do whatever he wants and she will probably stick around.
LAWYER 12/22 **#3**
This foreign born A list reality star in her own country and probably a C+ here who used to be higher when she stripped a lot, dates a lot of guys, but will only get in a relationship with a guy who also loves other men. First question she asks a guy who asks her out. "Have you been with another guy?" If you don't answer yes, then she says bye. Katie Price
LAWYER 12/23 **#1**
This A+ list all movie actor was getting hot and heavy with a model when she reminded our actor that she has a child. He told her that if she was serious about them as a couple that she would just give custody to the dad because he does not want kids in his life. She is thinking about it. Idiot. Leonardo DiCaprio/ Miranda Kerr
LAWYER 12/23 **#2**
This A list all movie actor's new girlfriend told her friend that the actor is way more kinky than she expected. She knew about his thing for threesomes before they started going out, but he said that he loves having sex with her because she looks about 13 or 14 and he always wants her to act like that when they are in bed. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth
LAWYER 12/23 **#3**
This former almost A list tweener who has really done nothing much since her tweener days, still has a lot of money and her new boyfriend is taking full advantage of that. Not only does her celebrity boyfriend not own a car, he has made it perfectly clear that he needs one and is expecting her to buy him one for Christmas. Not a Ford either. He has his sights set on a Porsche. Considering how poorly her last boyfriend treated her, this does not seem much like a step up, but she thinks it is.
Former A list tweener: Amanda Bynes
Last boyfriend: Kid Cudi
LAWYER 12/23 **#4**
This B list very exotic and my former crush all movie actress has told her friends that when the press tour ends for the movie she starred in with in her mind boyfriend that she will have him proposing to her. Forced to be by her side for a couple of weeks thinks will convince him. He is dreading it because he thinks she is unstable. Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling " The Place Beyond the Pines"
LAWYER 12/23 **#5**
This almost A list celebrity just got married. No pre-nup. She said she would leave him if he asked her to sign one. His family doesn't know yet because he told his family that she did sign one. She made it clear that she wanted to be married before this next huge moneymaker. Ronnie Wood/Sally Humphreys "50th anniversary of The Rolling Stones"
LAWYER 12/23 **#6**
This former A list tweener and now still almost A list as a celebrity is getting really good at the cheating on his celebrity girlfriends. Sex on a plane with the mistress and then change clothes and meet the girlfriend at the hotel. Justin Bieber/Victoria's Secret model, Barbara Palvin/Selena Gomez
LAWYER 12/23 **#7**
This B list reality star from a very hit network show has been turned down for everything she has auditioned for. She likes to live life like she makes millions a year, but only earns a fraction of that amount. To try and make ends meet she has called her ex and thinks they should pitch a reality show together. That could get violent. NeNe Leakes "The New Normal"; Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee
LAWYER 12/24 **#1**
The A+ list couple with the daughter who has special needs has been shipped to a private school because the mom "just does not have time to deal with something like that." Way too busy making movies.
LAWYER 12/24 **#2**
I have decided this is the most messed up relationship on reality television. She is having sex with one of her ex-boyfriends who she dumped for the celebrity who has made her famous. Meanwhile, he thinks it is perfectly acceptable to have sex with his wife once a month. If that. The verbal abuse this guy takes is unbelievable and he thinks it is perfectly normal too. He never stands up for himself. Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchison
LAWYER 12/24 **#3**
So, the sexy photo sent to all her followers? The very sexy one. The one where she would be naked in under 30 seconds that the A list actor boyfriend bought her. He took the photo. Yet she says she and her husband are still together.
The very sexy one: Miranda Kerr
A list actor boyfriend: Leonardo DiCaprio
Husband: Orlando Bloom
LAWYER 12/24 **#4**
This actress is A+ list. She is all movies but the thing about her is that she only probably has B- list name recognition because she has always been more concerned with talent rather than self-promotion. She is also someone who has approached this other A+ list movie actor about forming a partnership. She is not that interested in sex anyway and he could do what he wanted and being with her would take her career to the next level she has always wanted. Jessica Chastain/Tom Cruise
LAWYER 12/24 **#5**
This actress is A list. Always television. Oh sure, she has had the occasional foray into movies. In fact, has made more than a handful, but it is television that made her famous on a very hit show and television where she loves to be. When she is in movies she is never the real star, and in television she gets to be. One of the things that is important to her is family and she wanted to do something this year for Christmas that would bring families together. She heard there were lots of military personnel who did not have the vacation to come all the way back to the US and that it was really expensive for families to go to Europe where they could meet halfway. So, our actress arranged for 50 families to fly to Europe from the States to reunite with the military member of the family and also made sure there were presents and trees and in the hotel rooms she paid for.
This actor got his start as a child actor in a major franchise. Since then, he has managed to successfully take on more mature roles and has really proven himself as a serious adult actor. A couple of years ago, he recognized that he had a problem with alcohol and checked himself into rehab before he did something really stupid. He was clean for a few years, but fell off the wagon recently. When hes drunk he likes to start arguments and pick fights. Given his size, its almost amusing that doing a couple of shots turns him into a tough guy who likes to throw around the F word and throw a few punches. He is currently very busy with multiple projects. We dont know how he is going to get back on track with his sobriety without causing some major delays in production, but we hope he does so before he gets himself into more serious trouble. Daniel Radcliffe
LAWYER 12/25 **#1**
This A list reality star is starting to fade. If pap interest is a predictor, then she could be a C by the end of 2013. Last week, she literally drove around all day to get paps to follow her walking around Robertson then getting her hair done in West Hollywood. She spent most of the day trying to drum up photogs because she can't settle for 1 or 2 taking her photo. She is addicted to them, but they are no longer addicted to her. Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 12/25 **#2**
Which A/B-list comedic actor who got his start on that sitcom with a cult following was caught off hand when he was spotted by an amateur paparazzo at Toronto's Gay Pride Parade? Money exchanged hands and the pictures seemingly disappeared... but later surfaced on a now-defunct website. This was the year before the actor appeared in the two films which he is best known for. Michael Cera/"Arrested Development"/"Juno"/"Scott Pilgrim vs. the World"
LAWYER 12/26 **#1**
This former B list all movie actress who now would die to be B list and is happy just going from party to party and guy to guy in Europe was at an airport this past week and asked the airline how come she had not been given a first class upgrade. They said that she would have to pay for it. Our actress did the "don't you know who I am" routine and they said they had never heard of her and didn't recognize her. She pulled up her IMDb page and still no luck. She stormed off yelling and told them they would be hearing from her people. Tara Reid
LAWYER 12/26 **#2**
This former A list television actress who is still A list with name recognition despite a horribly unimpressive movie career was headed on a very expensive vacation this week when a mom pushing a girl in a wheelchair came up to the actress and said that her daughter has leukemia and wondered if the actress would pose for a photo. The actress took a look at the girl and shook her head and said, "Sorry. Don't have time." The actress then went outside and had a cigarette. Katherine Heigl
LAWYER 12/26 **#3**
Never having a job and using her money was one thing, but when he used almost $500K of her (foreign born former A list celebrity who will probably be a B forever) money and spent it on the woman he was cheating with, it was too much. See ya.
LAWYER 12/26 **#4**
This just about A list female singer/rapper was drinking like crazy the other night and someone asked her what it was like working with this former A list tweener who is full of himself. Our rapper/singer replied that she freaked him out by grabbing his crotch and asking him if he wanted her to take care of him. She says that she made him blush and then about 20 minutes later tried to act all tough and everyone was just laughing at him. Nicki Minaj/Justin Bieber
LAWYER 12/26 **#5**
This B- list movie and television actress who got her fame in the movies and was almost A list, spends a great deal of her time talking about food and eating right and being healthy and eating three meals a day. The thing is that she is only eating about once every two or three days and about half the time she eats then, she throws it up. Kate Hudson
LAWYER 12/26 **#6**
Considering this happened not that long ago, you would think people would have heard about it. The thing is, it was right before everything was covered 24/7. It involves three of the biggest stars on the planet, and another who is not that far behind. Our A+ list (#1) all movie actor was probably a B- actor back then. He was in the middle of a long term relationship with an A+ list (#2) all movie actress who has not dropped at all from that perch. He said that the actress had got boring and that he thought she would break when they would have their very rare sex. So, when this A list (#3) all movie actress who was a B- lister back then walked into his life, they had a torrid affair. I mean a month or two of the hottest do it anywhere sex imaginable. They were crazy for each other. The one tiny problem is that the girlfriend (#2) found out about it and went off the rails. Screaming and yelling at the actor and showing up unannounced at (#3's) apartment to yell at her. The even crazier thing is though that (#2) didn't break up with our actor. Nope. She said they could work it out and insisted on them going to therapy everyday to work it out. Meanwhile, (#3) said enough was enough and went and found herself an A list all movie actor at the time and now a B lister (#4). (#1) finally got tired of the therapy and (#2) and left her.
#1: Ben Affleck
#2: Gwyneth Paltrow
#3: Salma Hayek ("Dogma")
#4: Edward Norton
LAWYER 12/27 **#1**
This celebrity is C- list but probably has A list name recognition. She has not seen sunlight in over a month. She is struggling to stay sober. She has a huge heroin problem and at one point was trading sex for heroin. Her family chipped in to get her a boob job because they thought who would help her modeling career. So far though they have received nothing on their investment except that she did pose for a staggering number of nude photos in a country where she was legal to pose naked. Ali Lohan
LAWYER 12/27 **#2**
This former A list female tweener and now a C list actress/singer gave three guys lap dances this week complete with stripping while her B list actor all movie boyfriend cheered her on. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
LAWYER 12/27 **#3**
If you want to work for this A list reality star with A list name recognition, you better be female and you better be willing to have sex with him. Even when he goes on vacation, only staff that will be accommodating to his needs get a chance to work for him. Simon Cowell
LAWYER 12/27 **#4**
This B list host and reality star does not wear a wedding ring even though he is married and tells friends that he gets about 10 phone numbers a day from women who want to have sex with him and he picks 1 or 2 to call each week. Mario Lopez
LAWYER 12/27 **#5**
This A list all movie actor has been saying all the right things about his marriage and what he is trying to do, but having the escort come over on Christmas Eve is probably not the best way. Russell Crowe
LAWYER 12/27 **#6**
So, a couple had sex. Happens everyday. Has not happened to me in a long time, but it happens everyday. Nothing blind item worthy about that. Would it be blind item worthy if the guy was in a long term relationship and the female had been when it happened? A little more so, but still, kind of hum drum. This is the holiday season. Our senses are on overload. We all need more to really make us say oooh. Well, for a teaser, let me say that the guy is a celebrity, but probably a D lister. His significant other? A lister. Our guy also says he is sober, but in reality he drinks pretty much nonstop beginning at noon during the week and way earlier on the weekends. The female he had sex with is also a C list celebrity. Probably used to be almost A list as a celebrity. She is a huge drinker too. One thing leads to another and the couple is alone a few times after drinking and things happen. Not just once. Things have happened a few times. Did I mention that the female and the A list girlfriend are related? That makes it blind item worthy. Melissa McCarthy/Ben Falcone/Jenny McCarthy
SCREEN SCOOP 12/27
Which actress "wasnt American enough" to play Juliette Barnes on Nashville? Which one singer/actor that many teens are familiar with auditioned for the role of Juliette Barnes on ABCs Nashville series with Connie Britton? We all know the role went to Hayden Panettiere but who might have landed in those sparkly stilettos? Mamma Mia! The money-minded singer in question was overheard by a reputable source explaining that all the money is in TV instead of music, but she cant get a role anywhere. Shes reported to be eventually heading from L.A. to Nashville and pick up a country career a la Jewel, to get a bigger following. (But maybe after 6 months in Europe.) Maybe thats her silver lining. As for the coveted Nashville role, she asserted that the casting said she was a better singer than blonde Hayden Panettiere, but didnt look "American enough" for the role with her dark, sleek European looks. But maybe thats because we can confirm that about six years ago she had her ears surgically pinned back. Man. Kate Voegele aka Mia Catalano from "One Tree Hill"
GOSSIP 12/27 **#1**
This actor is not exactly exhibiting model behavior. He likes to be accompanied by pretty women. They like him, too, even though he goes through them rather quickly. Right now, though, he has a big problem on his hands. A long time ago, he quietly dated this pretty celebrity (Girl A). They broke up, and she went on to marry another celebrity. After going through several more women, he dated Girl B for more than a year. Things were going great, so he considered proposing to her. When she knew the moment was coming, though, she got a little too demanding. This turned him off, and he dumped her. Hes now dating Girl C. Things are going fine. Just one problem. Girl A and Girl B have both crept back into the picture. And, yes, Girl A is still married. So what is he doing? Sleeping with all three! A and B both know about C (since he is publicly dating her) but they dont know about each other, and C doesnt know about either of the other two. It will be very interesting to see how the three women react when they all find out about each other! It shouldnt take very long
Actor: Leonardo Dicaprio
Girl A: Miranda Kerr
Girl B: Erin Heatherton
Girl C: Margot Robbie
GOSSIP 12/27 **#2**
This high-profile female celebrity bought her boyfriend a beautiful new automobile this holiday season. She even told him that there were no strings attached so that he could feel more manly about it. He is so appreciative of her thoughtful gift that the first thing he did was to thank her with a few special hours in the bedroom. The second thing he did was to start calling dealerships and researching the car online to get an idea of its value. That way, when they break up with next year, he can sell it for cash. He has told friends that he already knows the relationship will likely not survive the upcoming scandal of her discovering how much he cheats on her. But will she be surprised when she finds out the gender of those with whom he is cheating?
Female Celebrity: Jennifer Lopez
Boyfriend: Casper Smart
LAWYER 12/28 **#1**
This former A list talk show host doesn't know it yet, but the only reason that the host's spouse stays with the host is because the spouse is cheating with the ex she had before she met the host. Smiles with the host and knives to the back when they are apart to anyone who will listen. Rosie O'Donnell/Michelle Rounds
LAWYER 12/28 **#2**
What female, very attractive C-/D list celebrity who is everywhere it seems was out and about and whenever anyone approached her to get an autograph or to talk to her she would immediately pick up her phone and start talking. It was so comical, especially when she was in the pool and managed to pull out her phone out of her bikini top. It is not like she is the biggest thing ever. Only people who watch certain programs even know who she is. Joanna Krupa "Real Housewives of Miami"
LAWYER 12/28 **#3**
This B-/C+ list celebrity already has got busted for cheating by his B-/C+ list celebrity girlfriend and they split. He promised to behave so they got back together. Two days ago when he told her he had meetings he was really over at a woman's apartment having sex.
LAWYER 12/28 **#4**
This Real Housewife was all set to move on to a new boyfriend, but he balked at her asking price and said he could have a string of women for what she wanted. So, she went back to her old cheating one. Joanna Krupa "Real Housewives of Miami"
LAWYER 12/28 **#5**
This foreign born actress is probably C list but that is because her one shot at big fame was ruined when her television show was canceled. A wonderful award winning actress who is falling apart. Her B list all movie actor boyfriend is treating her the same way he treated all of his exes. Get them to use drugs with him and while he detoxes to get himself straight, the women in his life can never seem to shake the addiction. His last girlfriend took three years to get straight and watched her career nosedive from A list to C list in a second because of it. Anna Friel "Pushing Daisies" and Rhys Ifan (Sienna Miller)
LAWYER 12/28 **#6**
There are some things a father and son should do together, but sleeping with the same woman at the same time is probably not one of those things that is encouraged by society. The thing is this father/son duo have done it frequently. The father is A list and all movies. As much as it pains me to say it, he is probably A+ list. Big hits and big bombs but always working. The last time they shared did not work out so well because the son got really jealous about dad having his way with the son's significant other. The dad has someone too, but the son is not allowed to share with dad. The resulting tension caused a lot of drama and an estrangement period between father and son. Now, everything is all better again as the son has found someone who makes the son feel special while at the same time making sure the dad has his fun several times a week too. They both think she is perfect and it makes for a wonderful holiday season. Nicholas and Weston Cage
This famous actress and her husband filed for divorce, but they have been able to remain friendly throughout the process. Part of the reason is that he still holds out hope of getting back together with her. However, that doesnt seem likely. The actress is juggling two boyfriends. Last year it was one of her costars and a non-famous guy. This year it is another one of her costars and the same non-famous guy. This very active dating life has resulted in some friction with one of her close female friends. The friend has an active dating life as well, but she has always kept it to one guy at a time. She disapproves of the actress habit of dating two guys at once and dating guys she works with all while still stringing her ex along. She thinks that it makes the actress look foolish and unprofessional and is confusing to the actress child/ren. The two have gotten into some fierce arguments about it, and it has put a serious strain on their once-close friendship.
Actress: Courtney Cox
First Costar: Brian Van Holt
Second Costar: Josh Hopkins
Friend: Jennifer Aniston
LAWYER 12/29 **#1**
This almost A list female tweener has no issues having sex with her boyfriend despite the fact that she is still well on the side of being a minor and he is not. She says that she can do what she wants and because who she is, nothing will happen. Bella Thorne
LAWYER 12/29 **#2**
A lot of people think this A+ list female celebrity should be fired because she rarely speaks to anyone when she is not required to. It is not so much a standoffish attitude it is that her people have told her not to speak unless she has to because someone might record her when she goes on one of her rants and they are scared of the fallout. So, when she is around and the cameras are off, people around her talk and she sits there quietly and it freaks everyone out. Britney Spears
LAWYER 12/29 **#3**
This B+ list all movie actor in a huge franchise was expecting his still young C list actress/singer girlfriend with A list name recognition to tell him that she had lost her virginity at 15. He knew she had been crazy when she was a teen. What he did not expect to hear was that she was 12. With a guy in his 20's. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
LAWYER 12/30 **#1**
What Harry Potter actor spent 8 hours on the phone desperately trying to score a fix for his meth habit when he was on vacation away from his home. He spent the entire time outside on his phone and everyone around him could hear him calling one person after the other asking for help scoring.
LAWYER 12/30 **#2**
What former A+ list all movie actor and still a solid B lister in television and movies told his ex he could not spend time with his kids over the holidays because he had caught the flu. Turns out though the 23 year old woman he is seeing now told him that she wanted no part of any kids and that if the aging actor wanted her, that he was going to have to make a choice. He chose the 23 year old. Dennis Quaid
LAWYER 12/30 **#3**
This B-/C+ list television and movie actor who used to be B+ and on a very very hit cable show has his D list celebrity girlfriend running around in circles. He is always threatening to dump her unless she does exactly what he says and when he says it. He has her get out of bed at 5 am to go get him Starbucks and has sent her back when she gets the order wrong. On a recent flight he made her rub his neck the entire two hours and when she wanted to stop he told her that she could stop when the fasten seat belt sign came on. Food? She is not allowed to touch it because he does not want her fat and ruining his reputation. Smoking? Nope, but he can. Jeremy Piven/"Americas Next Top Model" winner Jaslene Gonzalez
LAWYER 12/30 **#4**
Wow. This A list all movie actress hit on her ex when he came over the other day to drop off their child. Wow. Halle Berry
GOSSIP 12/31 **#1**
Just some personality and colour I thought you might enjoy... Comeback Kid only dates famous girls. When he and Golden were together, he stepped out on her twice that she knows of: once with a stripper and the other with Pigtails. But even though its been years, and shes well moved on, Golden still has a hard time hearing Pigtails music. Her trainer made the mistake of playing it once when they were working out. She demanded that it be turned off immediately and never again while shes in studio. While Golden cant let go of her resentment, Comebacks wife, the PM, cant help it either. People assume that its his other, more curvier ex, who makes her crazy but homemaker to homemaker, its actually Golden who she cant stand, and has been overheard disparaging, unimpressed with her skills and her ideas, rolling her eyes when her name comes up.
Comeback Kid: Ben Affleck
Golden: Gwyneth Paltrow
Pigtails: Britney Spears
Wife: Jennifer Garner
GOSSIP 12/31 **#2**
The assumption: that in any discussion about marriage and babies, shes the one who wants it and would have his immediately if only hed ask. But hes the one who wants, or at least is leaning more towards having kids, than she is. HE is the one who wants to start a family with HER. Shes resistant because of concerns about her past health, worried about what that would mean for both her, and her future children. Hes not pressing but theyve been seeing specialists together, looking into different options, hoping to perhaps be parents within two years, even though no one seems to (want to) believe they can make it that long. Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes
GOSSIP 12/31 **#3**
Shes married and they have a child. And these days shes much more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though theyve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might not feel so secure if he were to find out who shes sleeping with behind his back, and so indiscriminately. My sources confirm that there was a boy, a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who she fucked for shits and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous indiscretions. But they say shes been cheating all over the place and all the time. Miranda Kerr/Justin Bieber/Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 12/31 **#1**
This B-/C+ list actress was B+ and was on a hit network show and everything was going great and then she suffered a total mental and physical collapse when her long time very good looking C+ actor boyfriend broke up with her and told her that she was too old for him and that he needed someone younger and hotter like him. Her once bright career has never been the same because she was totally devoted to him and their future together. Laura Pepron/Scott Foster
LAWYER 12/31 **#2**
This former A list celebrity and B- list television actress is now a C list celebrity but still gorgeous. She was under the impression that it would be just her and her A list celebrity boyfriend spending the holidays together and maybe, just maybe once or twice he would bring in another woman. No way was she going to be in a rotation system with four or five women. Carmen Electra/Simon Cowell
LAWYER 12/31 **#3**
This just about A list celebrity who will fade away now that he is not competing anymore, split with his girlfriend because she wanted to get serious and at least talk about marriage. Our athlete wanted no part of that with countless women throwing themselves at him. He says that when no one does that anymore is when he will get married. Michael Phelps
LAWYER 12/31 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress is slipping quickly. Some might say that she has gone from almost A list to C list. Still great name recognition. Her problem is that no one wants to hire her and she feels like her "friends" are leaving her since she is not as hot anymore so ends up buying her friends. Those closest to her never had a Christmas so good. She wants an entourage and pays heavily for it. That hit show money is not going to last long. Eva Longoria
LAWYER 12/31 **#5**
This B- list actress is not doing much since her hit network show ended, but she was recently voted the worst person to work with on any show or movie and that if you hire her you must not have ever worked on anything ever. Oh, to help you out. She has (a) child(ren). Teri Hatcher
TO EARS 12/31
They will be bringing in the 2013 together. This pair is far from over. Although they have secretly have been living together while she is taping her new season, the pair is HOT AND HEAVY. Since getting the order of protection removed, they plan to party together NYE (tonight). We wonder will we see them relive there romance on camera when her show airs? Well hopefully she can help him get a job again ..since she is the reason he lost EVERYTHING he had. Chad Ochoco Cinco/Evelyn Lozada
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