NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#1**
This B+ reality host has made it perfectly clear to his soon to be wife that
he has cheated on her and will cheat on her and had her sign an agreement
which says she understands this and will never speak about it privately or
in public. How bad do you want to be with a celebrity that you would agree
to a clause like that in the pre-nup. Mario Lopez
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01 **#2**
What A list foreign born singer who has not had a hit in a long time but
will probably always be A list does not consider herself married even though
she has a husband. She doesn't wear a ring and does not allow her husband
in her bedroom. She does not believe in divorce so didn't leave him when
he was cheating on her with a bunch of different women and draining her fortune
in get rich quick schemes. She won't cheat although if you hear her talk
to her friends, she has only had sex a handful of times in her life despite
being married forever.
Celine
Dion
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#1**
This B list actress who does a little bit of everything and I mean everything
from stage to screen to television is discovering about her boyfriend what
everyone else has discovered previously. Looks great, but only cares about
getting famous. How did the paps manage to find the couple in such an out
of the way place? He called. And he he kisses like he learned from movies
which he did because that is all he does with women.
Kristin
Chenoweth/"Bachelor" Jake Pavelka
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#2**
This C list actress who would love to be in the movies, but is stuck doing
other things for awhile used to be B+ list. Now though, no one really likes
her and it may have to do with the fact that she was diagnosed as bi-polar
but she and her family refused to accept that and say her attitude is just
nerves and not a mental condition. Maybe if she was taking the proper meds,
she would not act the way she does most of the time.
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#3**
This former A list all movie actor is one movie away from getting back to
A list. He headlines movies, but they are usually quieter fare. Now, when
he co-headlines, they can be big movies. Anyway, he has a girlfriend. As
usual though he is cheating. This time with someone very surprising. His
ex who he vowed he would never talk to again. Even got her a place so they
could get together more frequently.
Former
A list actor: Jude Law
Girlfriend: Ruth Wilson
Ex: Samantha Burke
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02 **#4**
This B- list all television actress who just kind of sticks around despite
not the greatest acting talent ever was freaked out when she got in an accident
recently and thought the police were going to search her and find those pills
which are prescribed under a bunch of different names not her own.
Hayden
Pannettiere
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#1**
This B list actor finally got a television show again to pull himself out
of C list obscurity. When he was at his lowest, he got married and now he
is repaying the loyalty of his wife by cheating in front of her. At a recent
event, the former almost A lister was seen hitting on one D list female after
another promising them a part on his show and collecting phone numbers so
they could talk about it over lunch or dinner. He did not even try to hide
it from his wife and says having her there make it better because she thinks
he is being faithful. She is incredibly nice but very naive and has no idea
what he used to be like when he was famous before. James Van Der
Beek
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#2**
This couple's fights are getting way worse. The C list mainly movie actress
called her A list always movie actor although he got his start in television
husband a word he hates. A word many people in the population hate. Most
would call it a slur. He had enough and slapped her right in the face so
hard that she had to cancel an appearance on a show because of her swollen
lip.
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#3**
This B+ Academy Award winning actress was going through the airport this
past week and had her purse hand searched because it was buzzing. Apparently
she had accidentally turned on her vibrator when removing her phone and placing
it on the tray.
Kate
Winslet
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#4**
This DWTS pro let himself be set up on a date despite having a girlfriend
that he saw after his date. Sex twice in a night with two different women.
Maksim
Chmerkovskiy
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03 **#5**
Want to know what this foreign born B- list all television actress hates
more than anything in the world? Her boyfriend. This actress has been on
some decent hits in her short career. One after the other it seems. Her most
memorable role though is where she met the man who she loves more than anything
in the world and who she sees several times each week despite the fact he
is married. He is also an actor. He has also got into trouble for cheating.
Lots of trouble and because of his status, he can't afford, literally to
get caught again. So, he encourages our actress to be with her boyfriend
who she can't stand and who really likes her a lot. The problem is that she
needs to do something and she didn't always want people to ask her about
who she was dating or how come she didn't have a boyfriend so she got one
to be able to answer questions easier. The boyfriend though thinks he is
the boyfriend and wonders why there is always an excuse for the lack of intimacy.
She has no problems when it comes to her married actor though. He got caught
before in one of the hugest marital blowups ever and part of the deal he
made with his wife was he would not be caught again. She knows about our
actress and she is welcome in some of the couple's homes, not just the main
family home. Balthazar Getty (affair with Sienna Miller) and Emily Van
Camp (Joshua Bowman)
12.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/03
Although he has appeared in more than 50 film and television roles, this
actor may be best known for his role in a classic horror film. What is not
widely known is that he is as crazy off screen as he is on screen. He attracts
a lot of groupies at horror conventions, and manages to lure quite a few
of them home. Its when they reach his home that they begin to see how
unhinged he is. When you get to his house, he will warn you that he has a
problem with bugs. He says that these bugs reside in him as a host, and that
he is being eaten alive by them. He has very little furniture in his home
save for a plastic blow-up couch in the living room because
he claims that the bugs ate it all. He explains that the bugs cant
eat plastic, so only plastic furniture is allowed in the house. If you can
get past the bug talk, the really fun part is coming up. He will start to
spray his entire body with Windex
and will ask you to help him with
his cleansing ritual. This includes spraying his private parts and anus with
the Windex. So, if this actor ever asks you to come home with him, dont
claim that you didnt know about the bugs and the blow-up furniture
and the Windex. Youve been warned. No Its Not: Anyone associated
with Chucky or Childs Play.
"Children
of the Corns" Courtney Gains
13.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/03
Shes a noted Queen of certain song, but that doesnt
mean our blind item is treated like a queen by her significant other.
Thats because our mystery ladys mackadocious husband is said
to have recently plotted a scheme getting the songstress to leave
her John Hancock in order for him to land a $2.2-Million dollar bank loan.
The problem is, sources say he never intended to pay it back! Now, The Supreme
Bank has filed a lawsuit against our blind item and her "Superfly" husband
- for the $2.2 million PLUS $58,000 interest fee. Thats why sources
say theyre now at odds. Know why? Because the situation has reportedly
led her to stop payments leaving just her to face the judge. This
isnt the first time our blind item is reported to have been led astray
by her man. You may remember earlier this year our mystery lady first agreed
to a controversial deal in which she sang about chicken all because
her husband reportedly told her to do it for the money. Dont believe
me.. Ask her sister La Tonya. Insiders say our blind items husband
uses Christianity as nothing more than a tool to both keep our blind item
in check and get into her pockets. Dont believe me.. Ask Andre
Harrell. Mary J. Blige and Kendu Isaacs
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#1**
I guess that is one way to make money off a wedding. What celebrity couple
had a recent wedding paid for by a network and then turned around and had
a cash bar and kept all the money from the sale of the booze? Classy.
"Bachelorette"
Ashley & J.P. Rosenbaum
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#2**
What hit cable show had a story line this season which was basically a
fictionalized version of the affair that had been carried on behind the scenes
by a B-/C+ list actress on the show and the director. "The Walking Dead"
Laurie Holden/Frank Darabont
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#3**
This B list actress who is a very very good actress and is an Academy Award
winner/nominee was overheard at a party being asked about her A list actor
husband. The actress stated, "Well, he is a bit thick and it can be frustrating
having a conversation with him about something other than how he looks, but
he does look really good so that kind of makes up for all of it, doesn't
it?"
Rachel
Wiesz and Daniel Craig
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#4**
This pregnant C list celebrity with almost A list name recognition has made
it perfectly clear that she is willing to give a discount on further arrangements
if someone will take care of her now while she is pregnant. Holly
Madison
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#5**
This comic actor is probably B- and usually only does movies. His attempts
at television have been awful. He will do anything for a paycheck at this
point and has gone through all of his A and B list friends asking for money.
He has also worked himself outside the circle of trust which means getting
a role and a paycheck is going to be tough. As much money as he has earned
in his life, it is likely he is going to have to move in with his family
to support himself or decide to sell that tell-all book he promises to write
if he can't get back inside the circle of trust.
Rob
Schneider
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04 **#6**
This B list celebrity and former tweener has had some success recently but
is still dogged by her past including a video of her playing Russian Roulette
with a boyfriend. They used the gun and game as a sex tool and it is extremely
disturbing to watch. I saw about ten minutes of it and was horrified. You
would spin the chamber and then after you could have the other person do
whatever you wanted or do what you wanted to the other person. It could be
sex or hitting them or whatever you wanted. The portion I saw was edited
to just show the spinning and the winning as they called it and then the
person saying what they wanted to do. The gun and bullet looked to be very
real and there is this fear in their eyes, but they are also so whacked out
on drugs, I don't think they quite realized the situation but maybe thought
since they were killing themselves with drugs that it was ok. Demi
Lovato
20.
RHYMES
WITH SNITCH 12/04
Once upon a time there was a young dragon slayer who hailed from Queens Bridge.
This fabled dragon slayer slayed dragons twice his size with ease, though
he never quite reached the heights of the dragons he has slain. But thats
not what this tale is about
There are whispers in the Kingdom that
Young Slayer might not be the true sire of his dear beloved progeny.
Scandalmongers have been sharing tales about a certain husky lover taken
by Young Slayers former fair maiden who may indeed be the actual seed
spiller. Fair maidens husky lover has now, by the way, moved on to
a child of destiny.
Dragon Slayer: Rapper Nas, from the Queens Bridge project in NYC
Fair Maiden: Carmen Bryan
Husky Lover: Jay-Z, who had an affair with Carmen, who admitted it to Nas
Child of Destiny: Beyonce
Destiny is also the name of Carmens child with Nas (or Jay-Z, as this
blind seems to indicate)
21.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05
Its too bad that Hostess is going out of business, because this funny
actor is really into Twinkies. Although he has done tons of films and television
shows, this actor is best known for his role on a successful sitcom that
ended a few years ago. Despite the success of that show, he keeps working.
In fact, he has starring roles in more than one project next year. Like many
Hollywood actors, he has been married and has dated beautiful women. Those
are all for show. He is actually into boys. He likes them young (although
not underage) and small in stature and hairless. Basically, he likes twinks
who look exactly the opposite of him. He spends a good amount of his time
and money on young rent boys in Hollywood. Brad Garrett; Jason Lee; John
Goodman
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#1**
This foreign born B list all movie actress went from just a crazy A list
movie actor who frequently yelled at her to full on beatings with her significant
other who is a B- list celebrity and has a past with beating up the women
in his life.
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#2**
I have talked about the most racist actors in Hollywood before, but at the
top of the list for actresses who are racist is actually an A lister. Actually
she might even be an A+ lister who only does movies. I'm not even sure she
will even talk to people of color.
24.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#3**
This A+ list all movie actor has always had a bit of a shady reputation behind
the scenes. It may have to be with the fact that he does his best to stay
closeted while everyone in the world knows he is gay. There is a very seedy
side to the actor and one of the reasons he does not like living in the US.
Teenage boys. Underage boys here in the US, but not where he lives. Likes
to rotate them monthly if not weekly. Loves them to be dark skinned because
the actor says it goes well with his skin.
Kevin Spacey
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#4**
This married A list all movie actor has taken a shine to the production assistant
on his new movie. How many times has she had to go to his trailer to get
him to come out and end up taking 20 minutes longer because he can't get
enough of her body. Except of course when his wife visits. The production
assistant is definitely attractive, but he has a good thing finally so he
shouldn't blow it with his wife. Vince Vaughn
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#5**
Incredibly creepy and very disturbing were only some of the terms to describe
what was seen when this former A list television actor and former B list
movie actor was seen out with his daughter and wife. At first people thought
his daughter was his wife because he kept kissing the top of his daughter's
head and holding her from behind with his arms wrapped around her. It was
when the daughter started grinding her butt against her dad's crotch that
people really freaked out. The wife just looked away.
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#6**
This A list celebrity was giving his daughter-in-law a hug goodbye after
having dinner with her and his son along with our celebrity's wife. During
the hug, the daughter-in-law slipped her tongue in her father-in-law's ear.
he squeezed her butt. Guess they probably have a history together. Maybe
he had her before his son did.
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05 **#7**
So, the format of this one differs a little bit from the norm because it
came to me from an elderly man who had to translate it through his granddaughter
so it is more of a narrative with me adding in the usual listing type stuff
and to make it a little more vague then when he was telling it and a little
less brutal. I'm 71 y. o., and I know it for sure: This former A list actress
who is foreign born and one of the best actresses ever had a very tough childhood
which she never discusses. Back when she was about 11 her grandmother started
turning her out for tricks and she could probably be had for about two dollars.
Sometimes just for food. She had been raped so often as a child that she
later she had a very difficult time carrying children. Her grandmother took
naked photos of her and put them on playing cards which she sold at the brothel
where our actress plied her trade and later her sister too. Once out actress
had earned enough money she moved to a larger city where she met her future
husband because he was a client of not only our actress but also her mother
who had moved to the larger city together and left behind the younger sister
with grandmother to make sure grandmother had enough money.
Sophia
Loren
29.
CELEBZTER
12/05
Actors and beautiful women are a winning combination in Hollywood. This actor
has had more than his share over the years, including a marriage to a beautiful
actress. Their marriage crumbled on Christmas Eve a few years back. Thats
when she walked in on him in bed with someone else. Since he is a womanizer,
you would expect it to be someone of the female persuasion. No. It was a
man. His long-time, secret boyfriend. Needless to say, this came as a huge
shock to her. They had an epic fight, and their marriage crumbled. While
he didnt love her, he was upset over the end of the marriage. However,
his boyfriend stood by him the whole time, and his ex-wife kept his secret.
Then, when he and his boyfriend broke up last year, his world completely
fell apart. He knew he couldnt talk to anyone about the breakup. His
partying and womanizing became even more extreme. His professional life suffered.
So Christmas is never a good time for this star. All the wintery white powder
and playboy bunnies in the world do little to ease his pain over a secret
exposed one Christmas Eve, and the end of a torrid love affair that would
never work in the real world. Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards
30.
BOSSIP
12/05
SMH. Somebody was salty they couldnt Instagram from floor seats. Last
night our Bossip spies were on the scene as one particularly pampered hip-hop
Princess pitched a fit after discovering her lower level seats were inferior
to those of R&B singer Trey Songz, who was seated courtside. Said Princess
has enjoyed the spoils of her familys fame on reality TV, regularly
walks the red carpet at events and has caught the eye of more than one famous
fellow.
Angela
Simmons (Rev. Runs daughter)
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#1**
This new Real Housewife has video of another Real Housewife having sex with
the new Housewife's former husband which is why he is now a former. It is
also why the new Housewife got such a great deal in their divorce.
New
Real Housewife: Yolanda Foster "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Former husband: Mohamed Hadid
Other Housewife: Joanna Krupa Real Housewives of Miami"
32.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#2**
This A list all movie actress has always prided herself on her control when
it comes to drugs so no one was shocked that back in the day she could hoover
up more coke than anyone and not let it affect her while it sent some of
her celebrity girlfriends straight to rehab and derailed their acting careers
forever. HINT: She has been promoting a new movie.
Cameron
Diaz
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#3**
This C+/B- movie actor is making producers crazy. He is supposed to be the
strong heterosexual love interest of this very very important movie and he
won't stop holding hands and kissing his co-star boyfriend. Producers are
terrified that the actor will be caught and it will damage their box office.
Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire"
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#4**
This former almost A list television actress from a very hit show has shown
a large weight gain recently. Apparently our actress got pregnant and then
miscarried after about 14 weeks. She had been planning a huge announcement
and how she was going to raise the baby as a single mom and also try to figure
out which of the four guys she was sleeping with was the dad. She has kind
of been really scary since it happened. More coke than normal and wearing
a bunch of wigs.
Paz
de la Huerta
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#5**
One leech disappears and another takes its place. This C list celebrity offspring
of an A list celebrity has been approached by an old friend of the family.
He says that he has always had a crush on the offspring and has been asking
her out everyday and sending flowers and doing everything he can to get her
into bed. His goal is to have sex with the daughter just like he did with
the mother. This one will be revealed.
Ray
J/Bobbi Kristina Brown
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#6**
Just so she will not be embarrassed by his actions any longer, this former
B list actress/singer who is probably C list in both but still an A list
diva has told her boyfriend that he can watch all the porn he wants online
and even has webcam chats with men and women so he can get off that way and
not where he will be caught.
Jennifer
Lopez
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/06 **#7**
This celebrity is B- list. A list name recognition though. She has been
controversial in the past with some of her statements but she is truly someone
who gives a lot of her time for free to whoever wants it. Her big thing is
literacy programs and she tries to go to schools every week and read to students.
She goes to after school programs and reads to kids and then works on actually
teaching them how to read. She is happy to do homework with 100 kids a day
if it was needed. She loves helping kids and puts in about 15-20 hours every
week doing it despite the fact that she already works 40-50 hours a week
on her own projects. I'm guessing she is not reading her own books though.
Jenny
McCarthy
38.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/06 **#1**
Weve told you before that this young actor has been throwing a lot
of house parties to distract from some recent troubles. Well, one of his
neighbors has had enough, and its getting ugly! His house is next door
to the young stars house, and the noise is something he and his family
have decided they can do without. Theyve left notes, theyve called
the police, and theyve gotten into several shouting matches
but
nothing has helped. The neighbors wife is constantly in tears over
a lack of sleep, they fear that the noise will never stop, and are now looking
to move their family from the house they have lived in for many years. So,
when you see their L.A. house listed for sale, you will know the real reason
they are moving. Its kind of odd that these two are in this situation.
Why? Because the young star is usually so quiet in his public life
while the neighbor he has made plenty of noise in his time! He was the lead
singer in a band that was very popular in the 1980s and 1990s. Their music
didnt change the world, but chances are you know their #1 hits by heart
and crank up the volume whenever you hear one of their songs. You would think
that if anyone could handle music blaring from a neighbors house, it
would be a musician!
Young
Star: Zac Efron
Neighbor: Curt Smith
Neighbors Band: "Tears for Fear"
39.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/06 **#2**
Theres a young celebrity whose eyes have been really bloodshot lately.
When asked why his eyes are so messed up, he simply replies, "Im sick."
The truth is that he went on quite a cocaine bender after a recent concert.
His heart rate sped up so much and his blood vessels constricted so
much that he wound up popping some capillaries in his eyes. The bloodshot
eyes will fade after a few days, but they are indicative of a much bigger
problem. He is a drug addict, and he needs help.
Joe
Jonas
40.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/06
This Baller's got it all: personality, accolades and now a ring. Will he
finally give one to the woman who's been by his side the whole time?
Lebron
James
41. POPBITCH
12/07
(British tabloid)
Which celebrity is associated with the nose candy, but in fact it's his wife
who is the gak fiend? He's started to get her companions to sign NDAs when
they go out with her. Her drug use has become so blatant any one of them
could make a nice bit of Xmas cash with just a cameraphone and the number
of a tabloid.
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#1**
This A list celebrity couple wanted to ensure the mom got exactly what she
wanted so they gender selected their most recent baby. The mom always likes
everything to be exactly perfect and match what she thinks is the ideal.
Victoria
and David Beckham
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#2**
When this A list actress who by talent should be a C lister called up her
old flame to see if he would play at her wedding, he agreed. The thing is
he didn't ask his current A list celebrity girlfriend, he just told her.
She went ballistic. Considering how he has cheated on her already with a
couple of exes, she wants him to stay far far away from that particular ex
even if she is getting married.
Jennifer
Aniston/John Mayer/Katy Perry
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#3**
This B- list celebrity who will fade to a C once her song finally has gone,
told a friend the other day that she has had to have sex with this former
A list tweener and still a solid B+ lister several times. Well one time they
had sex. The other times they did other things. He also said that she needs
to make sure she is available to him when he wants her which caused her to
have her boyfriend split with her. Carly Rae Jepsen/Justin Bieber
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#4**
This actor is C list. He is on one of those USA shows that all seem to blend
together. He is the lead of it. He was in Whole Foods last week with his
girlfriend. At one point he grabbed his girlfriend by her ponytail and yanked
it until she bent over to him. She is taller than him. He then whispered
something in her ear and shoved her and then told her to leave and wait for
him in the car.
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#5**
#1 - This B-/C+ Scientology all movie actress is having a fling with a reporter
who writes some very inside dirt on the church. Juliette Lewis/Mark
Ebner
#2 - This curvy A list model who has been everywhere this past year got drunk in an airline lounge and passed out and had to be awakened when the lounge closed. Not the first time this has happened to her. Kate Upton
#3 - This married B+ list all television actor used to be A list all movies. He has had some fidelity issues in the past but made them go away with some legal wrangling and now is going to have to do some more because he gave this extra a little rougher time than she had planned when they had sex recently. Rob Lowe; Alec Baldwin
#4 - This Disney star was overheard saying that she is so sick of always playing someone innocent and to make filming more fun never wears anything under her costume. Ever. She also loves to flash people while filming.
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/07 **#6**
This Real Housewife and her husband have decided on a trial separation. Well,
she decided on it. She needs more money and needs to get back together with
some of the men that supported her previously. Probably not the person you
would think of first in your mind.
48.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/07
We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple! We also
know that the relationship is completely fake and wont last much longer.
The paparazzi are notified whenever they are on the move so they can be
photographed holding hands and looking like a couple. All the hand-holding
and party kissing is totally staged. They dont really care about each
other
but they both sure know how to play the publicity game! They
also know that they can never, ever admit that the whole relationship is
a publicity stunt. And heres a fact that will either trouble fans or
leave them greatly relieved: They arent really spending the night together!
They walk into the front door of her hotel holding hands, but he only spends
a few minutes with her. He spends the night at his own place, and then meets
up with her the next morning when they are ready to leave. The couple then
leaves the hotel through the front door a couple a minutes apart to make
it look like they spent the night together. The relationship is scheduled
to be a very short one. They may ring in the New Year as a couple
but
they wont make it to Valentines Day.
Taylor
Swift & Harry Styles
49.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/07
She may be a sista, but sources say our blind item is the first to tell
entertainment execs how dumb and silly she believes Afro-American entertainers
are. Know why? Because our talking blind item is said to be jealous of other
entertainers who have more money and fame than she does. Dont believe
me.. Ask Diddy. According to one insider, our big-mouth blind item displays
the most envy when it comes to Beyonce. Were told our mystery lady
is filled with so much jealously for Bey that she simple cant hide
the hate anymore. Thats why sources say her hate for Mrs. Hova was
revealed, during a recent episode of our blind items talk television
show. Heres what our blind item had to say about Beyonce: "I am a Beyonce
fan. Im gonna be watching this documentary cause fortunately one of
the TVs in our kitchen has closed captioning so Ill be able to understand
what she says. You know Beyonce cant talk. Beyonce sounds like she
has a fifth grade education. She cant talk. Honestly. We really do
have the closed captioning for times like that."
Heres what our industry insider had to say about our blind item: "Shes a hater, shes the type of bitch who dances to Single Ladies in her living room when shes home alone. Beyonce doesnt have to cover up stretch marks with tattoos, but your blind item does! She jealous of Bey, thats why shes taking PETA ads with her manly features. Bey is from Houston, she has a Texan accent. Whats wrong with that? Does she use closed caption when someone from Tennessee speaks on television? Cause shes the first to kiss Dolly Partons ass." Wendy Williams (btw, I saw this and Wendy has the tattoo to cover her Cesarean section scar)
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#1**
As of the middle of the night, this former A list all movie actress who is
still a solid B has been awake for almost three days straight and is in a
drug taking binge not seen since the early days of her career. She also agreed
to a video that she will probably regret when she sobers up. This will be
revealed for sure if she doesn't reveal it herself by going to rehab before
reveal day.
Demi
Moore
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#2**
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is probably A list. She only does
movies. None of that common television for her although it was good enough
when she needed the money. Anyway, the other day she trashed her hotel room.
Someone said something and she went off and knocked a lamp and everything
off a desk and when the lamp didn't break, smashed it against the wall until
it broke and then told her assistant to clean it up before then knocking
a television down to the ground. Maybe she didn't take her meds.
Catherine
Zeta-Jones
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08 **#3**
This A+ list all movie for now actor told someone recently that he only dates
women who either have had a history of drug problems or women he thinks will
have a drug problem if he introduces it to them. He loves them needy and
desperate for him and thinks after years of practice that drug abusers are
the best fit for him.
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#1**
"I think he might be insane. Great actor, but he is scary and a freak. You
just want to film and then run back to your hotel room" B list all movie
actress describing her very recent A list all movie Academy Award winner/nominee
actor co-star.
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#2**
To get the nose job or not get the nose job. This B list television actress
on a very hit network show has met with a plastic surgeon twice in the past
month and is deciding whether to get a nose job. She knows what happened
to Jennifer Grey, but she also thinks her nose is holding her back from getting
movie roles.
Lea
Michele
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#3**
This just about A list all movie actress says that she literally threw up
a couple of weeks ago at a press event after this A list all movie actor
touched her and put his arm around her and made it perfectly clear they should
go have sex. This was two minutes after he got off the phone with his B list
all movie actress and told her he loved her. Rachel McAdams/Ben Affleck
"To the Wonder"
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09 **#4**
This pseudo-celeb was read the riot act and told to put the drugs down; stop
having sex with the women in his office and get back to being the boyfriend
of this A list celebrity or the money would disappear. Next thing you know,
everything is perfect and the A list celebrity is happy again too.
Britney
Spears/Jason Trawic
57.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10
This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketers
dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets
was to come to light. There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom
she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other
Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship
with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that
out. Even worse, she was pregnant. There was never a question about her having
the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at the thought
of Americas Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by Americas
Biggest Jerk. The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went
back to being Americas Good Girl. Its one of the reasons her
team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities
since then. Its much, much safer that way.
Americas Good Girl: Taylor Swift
Americas Biggest Jerk: John Mayer
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#1**
This hated former B list reality star who is now a D list celebrity needs
money and knows the way to get it is either a new reality show which
unfortunately is not as far fetched as I hoped it would be or porn. She
approached Playboy and they turned her down, but she has approached an adult
video company about doing a Nadya Suleman type video. They are into the idea,
but so far her asking fee is about ten times what Octomom got and they are
only willing to pay her double and only because she is better looking. Hope
they are not expecting better acting skills.
Farrah
Abraham
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#2**
"The worst part is his breath. 50 years of smoking makes me want to gag,
but at least I don't have to have sex with him. He can't get it up anymore
so doesn't really even ask me to try. When he has asked I make him turn off
the lights and I close my eyes for extra darkness and just think of the money
I will get for being his wife." Fiancee of former A list celebrity who is
worth bazillions and adding to it mightily this winter.
Ronnie
Wood/Sally Humphreys
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#3**
This B-/C+ list takes what she can get whether it be movies or television
actress with A list name recognition tries to show out in public that she
is all smiley and nice and friendly and that she loves her kids. The thing
is though, she is nice to one of her kids. Very nice. The other kid? Terrorizes
that kid. So much so that when the mom inevitably wants a photo op with the
kids, the one who is terrorized freaks out and doesn't understand how the
mom can be so nice in public and scream so loudly and hit so hard in private.
The mom wants more kids. Please no.
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#4**
This reality show judge now has made it 13 contestants and potential contestants
he has had sex with. He doesn't promise them anything, but he implies they
will move further along if they sleep with him. Cee Lo Green
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#5**
That being faithful to his wife thing did not last for very long with this
A-/B+ list country singer. The thing that makes it crazy is that he is talking
to the person she caught him with before. He says they have unfinished business.
Jason
Aldean/"American Idol" contestant Brittany Kerr
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10 **#6**
This actress used to be almost A list back in the day. She was a tweener
back then. Although she never did the whole remain a virgin thing until she
was married, it took a lot of convincing to get her to do much. One boyfriend
she fell for though changed everything about her life and led to her career
practically ending. They had been together for awhile and as was his custom
took her virginity. It is what he used to and still loves to do. He also
convinced her to send him lots of naked photos. He loves those too and shares
them with his friends. He soon tired of the actress but her photos lived
on. When he was drunk one night and called her to come over to his place,
she said no. She had said yes the previous four or five times he had asked
and he would have sex with her and then kick her out saying he had to work
in the morning. She would have to check into a hotel for the night because
she couldn't sneak back into her parents' home. The day after she said no,
he sent some of the photos of her naked to a casting director who was auditioning
our actress for a part the next week. He tried to do a "sex for part" thing
and she said no and then he brought up the photo and showed her a copy on
his phone. She still said no. Wherever she went she saw them. When she started
dating another guy he even had the photos and they got into a huge fight
because she had never done that for him even though he had spent thousands
of dollars on her. He started bad mouthing her too. No one would hire her.
No one would date her in the industry. There were so many rumors and stories
that no one was willing to or are still willing to give her a chance.
64.
WATCH
WITH KRISTIN/E! ONLINE 12/10
Gossip Girl isn't just going out with a super-romantic wedding and heaps
of happiness for its main characters. Someone is going to die. Run, runnnnnnn
for your lives, Upper East Siders! Oh wait. Yeah, they already shot it. It's
a done deal, y'all. Sources reveal that a major death is going down in Gossip
Girl's final two episodes, slated to air Dec. 10 and Dec. 17 on the CW. The
character who will be offed is one who has been a part of the show since
the very beginning. (Yes, we are talking season one!) Also, when you begin
watching the series finale, you won't know who it is. So who is it? Well,
we can't spoil all the fun (er, sorry, misery), but we can narrow it down
to the following characters:
Serena van der Woodsen
Blair Waldorf
Chuck Bass
Dan Humphrey
Nate Archibald
Jenny Humphrey
Lily
Bart
Bass
Dorota Kishlovsky
Rufus Humphrey
Vanessa Abrams
Kristen Bell (character not yet known)
Eric van der Woodsen
Georgina Sparks
65.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/10
Hes a colorful comedian who reigned in the 90's boasting the
words "you can do what you wanna do". But, according to our blind item, doing
what you wanna do shouldnt include marrying whores. Dont believe
me.. Just ask his two nephews, who seem to be keeping true to their uncles
teachings. Thats because though theyve been busy preparing to
following in our blind items television footsteps with "Second
Generation", to air January 2013 on the BET network the aspiring pair
of funny men seem to be very busy off the set too. Craig, 21, is rumored
to have had multiple women pregnant for him at the same time with
Damien "Dante", 31, widely known across Hollywood for smashing any chic that
steps up. According to our insider, the two rising stars live by our blind
items motto Dont get married. Trust no hoes. Know
why? Because the last member of the comedic family who got married and trusted
his wife was made a fool of after she cheated on him before taking off with
half of his money. Dont believe me.. Ask Lisa. Heres the drop:
"Craig and Damien follow everything their uncle does. Their uncle has a compound
and its there where he preaches, dont get married and not
to trust hoes. Craig and Damien have kids everywhere, they also have
chics heading in and out of abortion rooms. Theyll never get married
cause their uncle told them not to trust hoes."
Keenen
Ivory Wayans
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#1**
This B list celebrity with A list name recognition who has been around forever
and thinks she is way younger than she actually is has been calling what
she thought was her boyfriend every five minutes to leave nasty voice mails
because he is now having sex with someone else. This is what happens when
it is money and not love.
Demi
Moore/Victor Schnabel
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#2**
This Real Housewife is being played for a fool. According to a woman who
had sex with the husband of the Real Housewife, they sat in bed and watched
an appearance of the Housewife on television while the Housewife said everything
was great at home. The husband then said it is great as long as she is gone.
Not New Jersey. Ramona and Mario "Real Housewives of New York"
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#3**
This C+ list all movie actress has failed at almost everything she has done
since she left her calling, but still has plenty of money because she just
got a raise from her A list celebrity boyfriend. She is going to regret this
a few years from now when she wants kids or a relationship with a straight
guy. Julianne Hough/Ryan Seacrest
69.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#4**
This A list celebrity with A+ name list recognition has been bad mouthing
his A list celebrity girlfriend to anyone who will listen. He says that she
is like a puppy and will do anything if you dangle something sparkly in front
of her. He also said that he has no respect for her and that he is getting
tired of her. He said he wants to dump her on television, but thinks it will
get edited out. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#5**
Two guys from this award winning and platinum selling country music group
cornered this up and coming female country singer who has had one big hit
in a room at an after party last night. The guys had a lot to drink and were
molesting the singer and according to her was getting a whole lot worse and
a whole lot more violent until a waiter came into the room and it allowed
her to get out of the room and the party. She said she had never been more
scared, but doesn't want to cause trouble and that if she says something
then her career will stop dead because it is such a good ole boy network.
Lauren Alaina/Rascal Flatts
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11 **#6**
This actor is A list and always will be. If he lives for 50 more years and
never makes another movie he would be A list. Academy Award winner/nominee?
Absolutely. A list name recognition? Definitely. Strangest actor around right
now? Oh yeah. Our actor rarely showers. The only time he showers is when
he is making a movie and then only every few days. He has turned into the
laziest person in the world. Meals are brought to him. Many different meals
that he takes a bite of each. he is not a glutton. Weight gain is not an
issue. Sex? Umm, he is not doing the work but he calls over women who are
willing to do the work for him. That is of course if they can get over the
smell of a guy who has not showered in a week and has food all over his clothes
or drinks. He loves to drink. Like a fish. Then he likes to get up and do
scenes from his performances and makes the people in the room watch. He gets
confused and mixes up lines from different roles and refuses to do a couple
of the roles and gets very angry if people ask. He is a very angry guy and
will throw things and yell and scream and the name calling is out of control.
Ditto with any kind of slur that he can think of. He then forgets he did
it or pretends he does not remember and returns to normal a few hours later.
It is probably Alzheimer's or the beginning stages of it but he refuses to
go to a doctor.
Al Pacino
72.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/11
Heres an early Christmas gift for you! This very popular young celeb
got himself into some very hot water while hosting a holiday event recently.
He didnt take his hosting responsibilities very seriously. He smoked
joints backstage, was fifteen minutes late for the meet and greet, and then
stayed at the event for only twenty minutes. He didnt even stay to
hang out and eat and drink with the other celebs, like he usually does. Why
so unprofessional? Because he was really hungry for just one thing: the model
who was waiting for him back on the tour bus! Did we mention that our celeb
has a celebrity girlfriend who he claims to love? The girlfriend wasnt
there at the event
but her cousin was! When the cousin got wind of
what was happening, she went absolutely ballistic! She tried to get on the
tour bus, but was blocked by his friends. She walked away swearing up a storm,
and later very publicly told the young celeb to "Go fuck yourself!"The celeb
and his girlfriend will NOT be spending the holidays together.
Celeb:
Justin Bieber
Model: Barbara Palvin
Girlfriend: Selena Gomez
Holiday Event: Z100's annual Jingle Ball
73.
MOUTH
TO EARS 12/11
This R&B singer loves Marvin Gaye , and it is no surprise with all the
scandal in his life. He loves women and cant get over his ex-wife.
He plays to the public that he still cares for his R&B songstress ex
when he could really care less. This performer who is currently dating a
woman who was friends with his ex-wife is a un-diagnosisd manic depressive.
He has extreme highs and lows and wants to see his ex-wife in extreme pain.
Over the summer when his ex-wife suffered great lost he went out of his way
to make sure she suffered more. You would think he was happy now that they
are apart BUT he really wants her back
.Usher/Tamika Foster
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#1**
This almost A list all television actress has never been happier. She has
money in the bank, her hit network show is ending and now she plans to go
into hiding and spend some time with a woman she met a few months ago. I
don't think our actress is coming out of the closet after so many years of
hiding in it, but maybe all this alone time with her new lover might make
her change her mind. I hope she does, because everyone loves her and it is
not like she ever really had a boyfriend anyway. Yes, one guy that lasted
two seconds does not a boyfriend make. It was a bearding for both. Kate
Walsh "Private Practice"
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#2**
Pills, coke, coffee and cigarettes. That is what this B- list all television
actress on the verge of having her show canceled told her wardrobe person
she ate everyday and the reason why our actress passes out constantly and
is on the verge of being admitted to the hospital. Even though she is almost
5'8" she weighs under 90 pounds. AnnaLynne McCord "90210"
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#3**
This A+ list all movie actor who is an Academy award winner/nominee is not
allowed to use nannies while his actress wife is out of town. It is not that
she thinks he will sleep with the nannies, because she has made sure to hire
ones he is not interested in, but is afraid that if the nannies are taking
care of the kids then our actor will be free to do what he loves to do most.
Cheat. So, she has him with the kids non-stop and gives the nannies paid
vacations when she is gone.
Ben
Affleck
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#4**
This former A list television actor and now just a guy living off his millions
was at an event the other night and was shocked because he was wearing really
heavy makeup. The actor said that he had tried to pick up a woman who was
about half his age and she had told him how old he was and that he never
used to hear that when he was on television, so decided to try the makeup
route. He went a little overboard on it. It also stained his shirt by the
end of the night. The thing is, he is not that old. Maybe he is wearing it
for other reasons?
78.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#5**
This male star of a top 10 movie in the past ten years who was supposed to
be a huge star is now a gay escort in Los Angeles and Vegas. Hayden
Christensen
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12 **#6**
This back in the day almost A list television and movie actor and now lucky
to be on a network show again and making money until the show gets canceled
because of low ratings, really thinks highly of himself. Everyone thought
he had learned his lesson after his career skyrocketed and he was a teenage
heartthrob. No amount of women were too much and the trail he left behind
him is almost Wilmer Valderrama worthy. He hit rock bottom after his show
was canceled and his attitude cost him roles. No one wanted to work with
a spoiled actor when there are a bunch of others out there who are nice and
cheaper and better actors. So, when he finally got his chance to work again,
everyone thought he would be humbled. Umm, no. In fact, he is probably worse
despite being married and having a family to raise. He thinks it is only
natural that people hired him and that they had all been wrong to not hire
him and he thinks he is worth way more than he actually is. Just because
you are on a show and invited to a red carpet does not make you the biggest
thing ever. He would disagree. Recently he had a chance to have a great
endorsement for his career. His manager loved it. Everyone loved it. The
company loved it and offered him a significant amount of money. Our actor
turned it down and asked for 250% more than was offered. The company laughed
and walked away and gave the endorsement to another actor who was grateful
and who stands to make a ton of money off other endorsements in the future.
So, our actor has nothing, but he thinks its fine. It won't be when his show
is canceled and he has all those mouths to feed. Tough to feed a family on
hot air.
James
Van Der Beek
80.
CELEBZTER
12/12
This starlet has had so many boyfriends, it is almost becoming impossible
to keep track of her checkered love life. But amongst the sea of famous faces,
one former lover is perhaps the most important because he deflowered her
in a certain way. He told her it was love of course, but it was only a game
for him he even kept her panties as a souvenir to show off to his pals.
Did his immature actions make her damaged goods? No, it taught her that love
comes on her terms from now on
Starlet: Taylor Swift
Lover: John Mayer
What did he do? Anal sex
81.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/12 **#1**
This Television Personality likes to provide details of her pregnancy and
birth so that she can seem like a good mom. Only its all a lie. The
Liar publicly claims to have carried her children and to have given birth
to them herself. The truth is that she used her money to hire a surrogate
(for more than one child) so she wouldnt "ruin her body" and she could
have babies "whenever she wanted." Yes, she is that rich and that superficial.
No medical issues. Just vanity. Well, someone on her television show has
called her on her lie. The price for spilling the beans? A lawsuit. This
woman is rich and vengeful and she wont hesitate to use her money to
squelch the truth so that she can maintain her image
and hurt The Spiller.
The only problem is that in filing a suit
she has to reveal her secret.
Then the world will know. And her kid/s will know. Thats the second
secret. Her children dont know that they are the product of surrogacy!
Thats because The Liar shows them photos of her with a pillow under
her shirt and tells them that the photo was taken when Mommy was pregnant
with them. Did she really think she could get away with that one forever?
Theres also a third secret The Liar has been keeping. Its about
who she has been sleeping with for the couple of years. Its not her
husband. Its someone who is well-known to people in her area. And he
would not appreciate being outed as the third party in her marriage. So,
The Liar would be well-advised to back off at this point. The Spiller
and others do not respond well to threats. And they have lots more
to spill.
The Liar: Adrienne Maloof "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
The Spiller: Brandy Glanville
82.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/12 **#2**
This attractive, under-40 actress is the star of primetime television show.
She has good comedic chops and is bound to have a long career. She is also
bound to be bound tonight. You see, our girl likes to be tied up. She may
be assertive and outspoken in real life but she prefers to be completely
dominated in the bedroom. Nothing sadistic. Just fun. Zoey
Deschanel
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#1**
Which still-in-the-closet B-list actor who is in one of the biggest hit movies
of 2012 still has his profile up on a gay webcam site? His publicist, who
pushed him back into the closet, ordered him to take it down but so far our
actor hasn't. Tom Hardy " The Dark Knight Rises"
84.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#2**
This B list celebrity is a very jealous person. Needs all the attention which
is why she probably pulled off her double stick tape and made sure everyone
got a very good look at her breasts at a recent event. You have never seen
someone bend over as much as she did. The problem is the crowd really didn't
care, but she is hoping there are pap photos of it so she can be outraged.
LeAnn
Rimes
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#3**
This unfortunately A list celebrity has been told she needs to lose 15 pounds
because the diet pill company that is paying her big bucks says she needs
to lose weight because people are talking about how much she is gaining and
it is making their product look bad and they will drop her and find someone
else if she doesn't. She can't afford another company to drop her right now
because quietly many companies have already been taking their dollars elsewhere.
Kim Kardashian "Quick Trim"
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#4**
This Twilight actor is not a huge part of the movie, but is big enough that
he has been sent out across the world to promote it. He has overdosed once
on the press tour and disappeared for 12 hours on another stop when he found
what he called the most perfect heroin he has ever tried. At the last stop,
his hands shook the entire time from withdrawal. I have no idea how he is
ever going to make it back to the US on a plane.
Bronson
Pelletier
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#5**
What former A list tweener and now a sometime bad actress has not come completely
clean about a recent death and what really happened.
Miley
Cyrus dog dying
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/13 **#6**
This actress is A list. All movies. Nothing on television. She is in a
relationship with an A list all movie actor who has had some health problems,
but a lot of them can be attributed to what she does to him. There is the
sedatives she gives him almost constantly to keep him quiet and asleep. She
has been having two affairs and invites the men over to the marital home
and has sex with them while her significant other is passed out. She is also
systematically looting all of the accounts she can find in his name and
converting them to her own name under a power of attorney he signed while
under the influence of the drugs she gives him. The drugs are a combination
of whatever drugs she has her assistant procure from various doctors and
also the non-medical community. The only time our actor is not sedated is
when he has an appearance or a red carpet event and she has someone watching
him at all times and has him brought back home immediately after. She rarely
attends these events with him anymore because she can't stand him and has
told her assistant that if she could get away with it, she would kill the
actor just so she could move on with her life.
89.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/13
Is this Hip-Hop Couple going through a rough patch, or are they looking for
publicity. There hasn't been a crack in the armor up till now, but all of
a sudden humiliation and disrespect are being served up for all to see.
Ice
T & Coco
90.
POPBITCH
12/13
One of Marilyn Manson's favourite hobbies is corrupting innocent young teen
movie stars. But which clean-cut cutie did Manson manage to sweet-talk into
snorting swastika-shaped lines of gak with him?
Zac
Efron
91.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/13
Youre hearing it here first: This young celebrity couple has broken
up! He swore up and down that he wasnt going to embarrass her again
by getting caught with another girl. That promise didnt last long.
Maybe a couple of weeks. He was behaving badly last week, and he got caught.
He deserved to get caught, too. Did he really think her cousin wouldnt
rat him out? Of course she did! Thats what cousins do. When his girlfriend
found out, she immediately told him "Its over!" Then she went out and
got rowdy with her girlfriends (who always knew he was trouble). Yes, that
performance is about him. Will they stay broken up this time? We dont
know. She forgave him last time for embarrassing her. And they got a ton
of press for the courtship and the dating and the break up and the
reconciliation. Why not do it again? Plus, she really, really loves the attention
she gets from the paparazzi for being his girlfriend. And the magazine covers.
And the endorsements. And the bigger fan base. Yes, putting up with him has
a lot of perks.
He:
Justin Bieber
She: Selena Gomez
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#1**
Wedding? Engagement? Not sure how this B+ list television and movie actor
could be engaged to his B-/C+ list actress girlfriend when they are barely
hanging on after he discovered that she was cheating on him. He thought
everything was perfect but she has been and continues to work things on the
side and when she is sexting it is not always to our actor.
Olivia
Wilde and Jason Sudeikis
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#2**
This C list trashy celebrity who really wishes she could be an A list reality
star has a huge crush on a man much younger than her husband. What she doesn't
know is that her mom is having sex with the guy and doesn't plan on giving
him up.
Courtney
Stodden (the guy dumped the mom had sex with Courtney and then the mom ended
up marrying some guy around the same age as Courtneys
husband)
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#3**
"Want to know the real reason we split? Missionary for month after month
gets really old. Oh, and the screaming if her hand made contact with my penis.
She probably would have gone into shock if I asked her to use her mouth."
A+ all movie actor discussing his former girlfriend who is an A list all
movie actress.
Brad
Pitt/Gwyneth Paltrow
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#4**
"If you ever see me at a Twilight convention signing autographs or posing
for photos, then you either know I have been kidnapped or paid $10M because
I would not do it for a penny less. I shudder thinking about if I had to
make another one of those. I took a shower when I finished the last one and
hate that I am still talking about it." Twilight actress who is B list and
owes her career to Twilight.
Ashley
Greene
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#5**
This former almost A list tweener and now probably a B-/C+ actress who has
trouble finding work says she feels used by her now ex-boyfriend. He had
dumped her before and she begged him to take her back so he did but made
her film some sex scenes together. He won't give them to anyone she doesn't
think, but as soon as he got them he dumped her. She also says he borrowed
a ton of money from her but had enough to buy his new girlfriend a car.
Amanda
Bynes/Kid Cudi/Jamie Baratta
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/14 **#6**
#1 - This B- list all television actress now says she no longer speaks to
two of her more famous co-stars because she overheard them using a racial
slur to discuss her.
#2 - This A list celebrity with A++ list name recognition says that she is uncomfortable around white people. Huh? Gina Gershon
#3 - This B+ all movie actress who sometimes flirts with A list said she always thought her ex-husband was gay because he always wanted the lights off and only ever had sex if he could have her butt. Yep. They did manage to make child(ren) so guess it was not everytime. Kate Winslet/Sam Mendes
#4 - This foreign born actress and singer who is starting to make a name for herself has been sharing a hotel room for the past two weeks with this former A list celebrity who is now more famous for his offspring. Bruce Jenner/Rita Ora
98.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/14
This celebrity couple both actors has been married for several
years, has one or more kids, and usually gets along pretty well. Theres
an exception to that, though, and it is terrifying the wife. He sometimes
drinks. When he drinks, he sometimes gets argumentative. When he gets drunk,
he sometimes gets angry. And when he gets drunk and angry, he tends to blame
his wife for whatever is bothering him. It gets worse. Sometimes when he
gets drunk and angry, he pulls out one of his guns. He owns more than one.
Its usually not loaded, and he just waves it around and yells, but
this is enough to scare the wife. When he sobers up, he always apologizes,
and always promises that he would never hurt her or the kids. Hes actually
very nice and rather mild-mannered guy when hes not drinking, and she
believes that he would never intentionally hurt her or the kids. However,
she doesnt like having guns in the house and she is tired of feeling
scared. A couple of weeks ago, she gave him an ultimatum: "Either the guns
go, or I go. And if I go, Im taking the kids with me." Maybe today
will be the day he makes a decision. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner
99.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/14
HSK Exclusive - He may have once been seen as reppin the new
school, but today, this rapper would be classified as old school. Even
though hes no longer at the forefront of the limelight, some of his
secret flip mode practices havent been forgotten by those who he may
have personally told "got a big gun, and Ima show you the size".
Dont believe me.. Just ask the male hairdresser who he reportedly told,
"Gimme Some More". During his heyday, a three-way our mystery man reportedly
had with female rapper, Ra Digga, and one male Beverly Hills hair
stylist led our blind item, and the other dude involved, to really
wanna party with just each other! Were told the three-way smash
session happened back in 2003, before our blind item rapper and the 90210
hair stylist sparked a nine-month long secret gay bromance. Though we cant
confirm the identity of the hair stylist, we suspect it could be one former
Fabulous VH1 reality television personality, a hair style guru
to the stars, known for his flamboyant character and platinum blond mane.
Now, only time will tell when and what details the unnamed man will reveal
about his secret relationship with our blind item. Know why? Because sources
exclusively tell HSK hes taking his story about our mystery man to
the bidding block. Heres the drop: "I cant betray dude and tell
you the whole story. He wants to be paid but the threesome with Ra Digga
is a juicy story. Jacky, if you pay him - hell tell you all about his
steamy nine-month relationship with the former Aftermath recording artist.
He can prove your blind item is a gay man, because hes his ex-lover."
Busta
Rhymes/Sean
from Beverly Hills Fabulous
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15
This male shock jock turned television host turned shock jock host recently
called this female radio host and B list television host a transvestite.
She responded by saying, "I'm more man than he will ever be. Just ask his
wife."
Adam
Carolla/Wendy Williams
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#1**
The third time, this almost A list all movie actress who I love, found her
boyfriend staring at her when she woke up from sleeping, was enough to convince
her to dump her boyfriend and she even changed the locks on her door. It
took three times?
Amanda
Seyfried/Desmond Harrington
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#2**
This married B list all movie actress who has the talent of a C or D lister
was in a store the other day and a woman in front of her tried to purchase
$185 worth of clothes. The credit card got declined and our actress offered
to pay for it and also paid for the items she was holding in her arms and
the items our actress' friend had and the items our actress had. Nice gesture.
She could have just ignored it. Love the holiday spirit.
Jessica
Biel
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#3**
This A list singer has seen her popularity slip in the past six months. She
is telling friends that the best way she can think of to make the world love
her and change the direction in which she seems to be stuck is to have a
baby. Not because she wants to be a mother, but because it will help her
career. LeAnn Rimes
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16 **#4**
This married B list all movie actress who has branched out into other areas
because her movie career has faltered so badly is searching for a new nanny
after she caught her husband with the nanny. The husband has no way to live
other than his wife so is kissing some serious butt. He has been kicked out
and she has told her kids he is away on business. The actress told him he
could come back for Christmas Eve and Christmas but that the marriage is
over.
105.
THE
MORTON REPORT 12/16
With the high octane glamour of Grand Prix circuits, it's no surprise that
'pit stop pets'as the girls who follow Formula 1 stars are
nicknamedaim to end up as wags of racy racing drivers. However, one
driver had a lucky escape when a determined girl he hardly knew wanted to
move into his apartment. He managed to persuade her that it wasn't a great
idea. Good job he is such a gentleman that he never blabbed about their
relationship .... but she did. Lewis Hamilton
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#1**
This barely hanging on to B- list mostly movie actress with one really bad
foray into television and beginning to age says that she never wears clothes
at home with her toddler because she feels that clothes restrict the ability
to interact with your children properly. Always naked, although she says
that the toddler wears clothes sometimes because she does not want the toddler
to catch a cold and is not potty trained. Soo, yeah.
Selma
Blair
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#2**
I wonder if this foreign born almost A list all television actress knows
about her significant other taking two women back to his hotel room this
weekend. They went in at midnight and the two women emerged about 7am.
Sofía
Vergara
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#3**
This used to be B- list actress and now singer with a past history of drug
problems said that on a recent trip she and some people in her band who use,
ran out of needles and ended up sharing the same needle for a few days.
Taryn
Manning
109.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#4**
This Jersey Shore star was having sex in a car in a park when a police officer
discovered the couple. No tickets. Just an autograph request when the police
officer saw who it was.
The
Situation
110.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#5**
This celebrity had a falling out with his all movie actress sister and says
the pair have been "intimate" in the past when she was going through a drug
phase. Joaquin and Rain Phoenix
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17 **#6**
This actress was almost A list at one point. Always movies. High profile
romances with A+ list actors and then pretty much nothing in the romance
department as her career has wavered as well as she can't decide what she
wants to be. Part of the problem is that she really thinks she is at least
two people. She has two cell phones and each one is a different name she
has given herself. One is for her as an actress under the name we all know
her and the other is another person that she has created. She has a love
of wigs and disguises and she frequently goes out as the alternate personality
and has a group of friends who have no idea she is also an actress because
she is always in disguise when she meets them. She has a different voice
she uses and mannerisms and even has a studio apartment where she lives as
a struggling artist. It is the most bizarre thing ever.
112.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/17
This pro-baller may make his marriage to one very insecure E! sister
appear to be solid, but that doesnt mean hes staying faithful
to his wife, and, with our blind items made-for-TV Mrs. occupied as
the new co-host of a prime time national television show she may be
too busy to notice. Sources say that while the cats away, our blind
item makes it a point to play! Witnesses say they recently spotted our
33-year-old mystery man doing just that! Were told thats when
immediately following one NBA on-the-court match in Oklahoma
our blind item left the locker room, before hooking up with a pair of unknown
brunette bombshells to head to his hotel to smash! Dont believe me..
Ask eyewitness Teresa Witt. Heres was Teresa Witt had to say: "He was
partying well into the night at the club Skkybar on Nov. 20. He went out
the back door, and it looked like he was about to leave. They were standing
next to a cab Both of the women were very thin brunettes in their
late twenties, and when I saw them, I immediately wondered, Why is
he in an alley in the middle of the night with two gorgeous girls?
Does our blind item use his per diem from the Los Angeles Clippers
away games to purchase prostitutes, while on the road? Of course. Dont
believe me.. Ask his former teammate Kobe Bryant. Lamar Odom/Khloe
Kardashian
113.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/17
This celebrity family is going through some troubles, with lots of rumors
floating around about who is doing what, and who is siding with whom. Well,
here is the real story. This argument isnt about money or fame. Its
about the child/ren. The father recognized from the beginning that he
doesnt have much control over the child/ren from his wifes previous
marriage, so he adopted a fairly laissez-faire policy when it came to their
upbringing. He was supportive, but not overly controlling or a strict
disciplinarian. He really wants his kids to be happy. Well, the younger child/ren
told him that they would be happiest if they could do what the older child/ren
was doing. No surprise there. Given that their older sibling/s was receiving
money, gifts, fame and parental attention for their behavior, why would they
yearn for anything else? So, the father let them do it. The father now realizes
that he made a mistake. He is not dumb or passive. He knows that he screwed
up. But he also recognizes the pitfalls of fame that lie before him. He knows
that swift, public action talking about the issues, speaking negatively
about his wife, making public statements about how unhappy he is about the
situation, or suddenly pulling the younger child/ren out of their activities
will only exacerbate the problem. The wife is ruthless when it comes
to getting what she wants, and he has no doubt that she will launch a PR
war against him if he makes a false move. So he is trying to deal with all
of this very quietly and behind closed doors. He has attorneys, and they
are keeping up a steady but careful campaign for him to get more control
over the situation. Just know that he is a lot smarter and more disciplined
than anyone is giving him credit for being. He wants a different upbringing
for the younger child/ren, and he is determined to get it. Will he only get
that by breaking up the family and divorcing his wife? Yes. And he wants
that done soon so that he can influence the child/ren before they are of
legal age to decide for themselves/selves.
Husband: Bruce Jenner
Wife: Kris Jenner
Older child/ren: Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian
Younger child/ren: Kendall and Kylie Jenner
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#1**
This B-/C+ list television actor told his significant other (gorgeous C+
list all movie actress with A list name recognition) that she would have
to turn a down multi-million dollar offer. Why? Because it would require
her to be away from home for a few days to promote it and he would not be
available to go with her and watch her the entire time.
Brian
Austin Green/Megan
Fox
(he ended up going with her to Brazil)
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#2**
This A list comedian and B- list actor was having sex the other night with
a celebrity in her own country he had picked up earlier in the evening when
he got a phone call. He stopped doing what people do when they are having
sex and had a 30 minute phone conversation with the person on the other end
about mindless things like the weather and where they were going to eat later.
After he finished he wanted to start right back up again, but the celebrity
kicked him out.
Russell
Brand and Kate Peck
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#3**
This C list actress on a hit show for an almost network had her first sober
day of shooting this season the other day. Not by her choice. She is out
of money and her friends won't give her any for drugs. AnnaLynne McCord
"90210"
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#4**
This A list movie actress is going to be in for big drama at some point if
she does not stop soon. Our actress has always enjoyed women. Very quietly,
but within her circle of friends it is known. Anyway, she met this spurned
woman who was in a long term lesbian relationship who is amazing until things
go sour and when they inevitably do go sour with our actress she will be
thrown out of the closet. Our actress thinks everything will be confidential.
Not with this person.
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#5**
I guess this B- list television/movie actress who has hit it big thanks to
television has not learned her lesson. Currently having sex with a married
director.
January
Jones
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18 **#6**
This B list actress on a hit show is the star of the show despite the number
of people on it. She has made it her mission over the past few years to build
up her name recognition and brand. She has slept with men and flirted with
men and women and been to a million meetings. She has hired photographers
to follow her around. She has tried the famous boyfriend route to the point
where she was repulsed whenever he would touch her even though he is gay.
Her current boyfriend has done her no favors and even though she likes him
a lot, she feels like she needs to dump him and maybe try a more famous boyfriend
or some kind of scandal. No matter what she does though she cannot get roles
or clothing lines or perfume lines and she finds it maddening. Everyone gets
them who is a star and she screams and rails and chain smokes and pops Adderall
by the handful to stay skinny. She says that she has played the game and
wants her reward, but it is not coming. She knows her show is crap even though
it is a hit, and she knows it will end someday and she does not want to be
like every other actress on the show she knows will be out of work and waiting
tables as soon as their money runs out. She has told them that to their faces.
No one doubts she has the drive to succeed, but no matter how hard she tries,
nothing ever works out for her.
B
list actress: AnnaLynne McCord
Tv show: "90210"
Famous gay boyfriend: Kellen Lutz
Current boyfriend: Dominic Purcell
120.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#1**
This C+ list television actor has been in this space before. Apparently things
have got so bad for the actor and his jealousy issues that he gives his
significant other chores to do while he is out of the house so that she does
not have time to do anything else. One of her only friends is worried that
this is turning into a Star 80 situation and is getting progressively more
scary.
Columbus
Short
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#2**
This A list reality star wants everyone to think she is on board with the
way the world feels about the whole Instagram policy, but in reality, she
is working out a deal to get paid by the company and won't be deleting her
account anytime soon and instead will be promoting it every chance she gets.
Kim
Kardashian
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#3**
This former almost A list actress who used to be on a hit show has had so
much work done to her face that when she finally got a rare audition for
a part she was laughed out of the room. She could make no facial expressions
and everything ended up looking like she had a trout pout whether she was
supposed to be crying or laughing or smiling. Plus, she went under the knife
not that long ago and the scars have not completely healed so she is wearing
way more makeup than usual.
Rose
McGowan
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#4**
Remember that B-list mostly movie actress and Scientologist who is dating
that journalist who writes investigative pieces against the church? Well,
it looks like she may be one foot out the door because she's handed over
her Twitter to her sister, who is still very much involved with Scientology,
and she's focused on writing her memoirs.. with a little help from the
journalist. Juliette Lewis/Tony Ortega
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#5**
This B+ list all movie actress told a friend that her foreign born A+ list
all movie actor significant other refuses to ever service her orally. He
tells her that he feels claustrophobic when he is down there. Oh, but he
fully expects her to perform the service for him and has made it clear it
is what he prefers to actual sex with her.
Ryan
Gosling and Eva Mendes
125.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19 **#6**
Despite his best efforts, this A list singer has been unable to quiet his
former girlfriend. Of course he has never used the word girlfriend to describe
her. This is probably why he has been unable to stop her from getting ready
to write a book about herself which is going to include several chapters
about the sexual activities or lack thereof of the singer. She is also going
to blow the lid off many of his other secrets and talk about his male assistant
and some time lover who he alternately treats like a best friend and the
other half of the time yelling and screaming at. The former girlfriend knows
that our singer likes to watch but never participates. That when our singer
was with a fellow A lister who wanted to see how manly our singer was that
our singer took a half of a pack of Viagra just so he could manage to show
that he was interested when two women were all over him. Every time the other
A lister has tried to get the singer to join him again he has passed. The
former girlfriend knows it all. Everything. Our singer has tried to trade
money for confidentiality, but the numbers he is talking about don't come
close to the amount she is going to get from the publishers.
126.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/19
These two actresses, who have had very similar career paths, are fairly close
in age with the first actress being just a bit older than the second. They
have been good friends for years, even though they have occasionally come
up against each other for parts. The two suddenly stopped hanging out with
each other this year. It turns out that the first actress found out that
the second actress slept with the first actress ex-husband. It was
just one night of alcohol-fueled passion, and it occurred after the first
actress divorce, but the first actress still saw it as a tremendous
breach of trust, and has yet to forgive the second actress.
First Actress:
Second Actress:
127.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#1**
This A list all movie actor was told by his wife that she would leave him
if he made a certain movie with a certain someone. The wife has a good friend
who was hurt recently by the certain someone and there was no way the wife
was going to allow her husband to be working everyday with the actress. None.
A
list all movie actor: Ben Affleck
Wife: Jennifer Garner
Certain Someone: Kristen Stewart
Movie: "Focus"
Wifes good friend: Liberty Ross (wife of Rupert Sanders)
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#2**
Apparently this time when this A list national radio host cheated on his
wife she finally decided to leave. What about all the other times?
Tom
Joyner
129.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#3**
This A list all movie actress told a friend the other day that she and her
new boyfriend spent 13 straight days in bed together. They ordered in and
watched television, but the only time they actually got out of bed was to
go to the bathroom or shower together.
Renee
Zellweger/Doyle Bramhall II
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#4**
This former B list tweener and now sometime singer and sometime television
star has been doing her best everyday to tell her co-star that she should
leave the show they are both on. She takes every opportunity she gets and
tries to work it into every conversation. Our former B list tweener thinks
it is the only way she will get to keep her job. She wants the job. She needs
the job.
Demi
Lovato/Britney Spears "X Factor"
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#5**
This B+ list all movie actress has moved on from her A+ list all movie actor
sometime boyfriend and has been seeing a barely 18 year old female college
student who waited on her at a restaurant a few weeks ago. Probably will
only last until our actress finishes filming.
Amber
Heard/Johnny Depp
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#6**
This male celebrity has been telling his B list celebrity wife that he has
been getting treatments which is why he disappears for hours each morning.
Well, the treatment is from the female therapist that has moved from her
office to her house.
133.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/20 **#7**
The friends of this B-/C+ list actress from a hit show on an almost network
are all freaking out and think she will end up being the next Amy Winehouse.
Not as far as talent goes. Even her friends admit that she will be confined
to roles that will never win any awards. What they think is going to happen
though is that her boyfriend is going to get her hooked on drugs like he
is because he wants someone to share them with him. Her boyfriend has been
using for years and as the years have gone by has dabbled in more of the
dangerous drugs. He loves heroin and will smoke or snort anything that is
offered to him. So far our actress has refused to do any drugs that require
her to use a needle, but she has snorted anything he has put in front of
her and has started smoking some things which are very dangerous. She doesn't
see the problem and doesn't feel like she has an addiction even though she
is spending all of her paychecks to support their life and their drug habit.
She says she can stop anytime and that this is the fun part of their relationship
and that he loves her and would never do anything to harm her. Meanwhile,
her friends have also found out he is seeing someone where he is from and
has always seen her and they have a unique connection because he infected
her with hepatitis. Our actress is lost in a love and drug haze and her friends
think she will end up dead. Shenae Grimes ("90210")/British model Josh
Beech
134.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/20
This Couple's romance is far from bliss, but they couldn't stay away from
each other. Now it looks like another breakup. It may be different this time
because it looks like her Boss got involved. Chris Brown and Rihanna (Boss
Jay-Z)
135.
WATCH
WITH KRISTIN/E! ONLINE 12/20
We just found out a pairing on a certain comedy will soon be expecting! Notice
how we said "pairing," which means the parents-to-be may or may not be couple
at the moment. That's all we can tell you right now. OK, one more hint: The
comedy we're referring to is not Happy Endings or The Mindy Project. CeCe
and Schmidt "New Girl"
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#1**
The only reason this former A list singer and reality show winner still has
a record deal after such horrific sales of late is that she is sleeping with
the head of the label. She has slept with him before which is why her long
term boyfriend left her.
Leona
Lewis
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#2**
This A list model says she lost her virginity when she was 14 to this A+
list all movie actor. Because of who she was with he thought she was much
older. It was only when he wanted to see her again that she told him and
he has never spoken to her since even though it has been about a decade and
they run into each other everywhere.
138.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#3**
This C+ list television and movie actress/model who got her fame on a hit
network show has split with her long term boyfriend because she saw sexually
explicit photos of him with this former male B list musician who used to
be married to a celebrity we can all agree we don't really like.
C+ list television and movie actress/model: Katrina Bowden "30 Rock"
Long term boyfriend: Benjamin Jorgensen
Former male B list musician: Pete Wentz
Celebrity wife: Ashlee Simpson
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#4**
This reality show celebrity has been getting texts from her former B+ list
and now C+ list actor ex saying that she looks like she has gained weight.
This of course caused her to go into freak out mode because she, for some
reason cares about her a-holey ex and she has started purging again. She
doesn't want anyone to know so she is eating normally and then rushing to
her trailer and purging. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#5**
This male celebrity who has been in this space very recently for cheating
on his B+ list celebrity wife also has two other people he sees during the
week that he rotates. One of them must be very special because she has showed
up in several different cities that our celebrity was in over the past month.
Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/21 **#6**
This actress used to be almost A list. Always movies. Hated television. Thought
it was beneath her. That is because she started off with such a bang that
she thought she would never have to do television. Times have changed. Her
stock has dropped to B-/C+ and she will do television as long as it is a
movie. Not just something thrown together for ratings, but a real movie.
Of course if the paycheck is high enough she will lower her demands about
the quality of the programming. People don't really like working with her.
Actually they hate working with her. They hate being her boyfriend or husband
too, but that can take a little bit longer because she is so different that
the guys get wrapped up in the fact that she is ready and willing to do anything
with anyone so the guy will put up with her throwing dishes at them or
threatening them with a knife or gun or beating them when they least suspect
it. Unstable does not begin to describe our actress, but the guys she is
with love it. When a regular guy asks her out, she has no interest. She needs
to see that the guy has an edge too and that he might fight back. Not actually
fight back, but looks like he might. It seems like she always has a boyfriend
or husband because no women want to hang out with her so the only person
she has in her life ever is the guy she is currently with.
Eva
Mendes ("Clear History")
142.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/21 **#1**
This young musician/actor will not be spending the holidays with his family.
He has taken off to "travel". Want to know the real reason he is avoiding
his family? It is because he is trying to avoid rehab. This kid is in real
danger. He is drinking and drugging every day, and those activities have
become more important to him than working or being with his family. These
are trying times for his family. Yes, his family does know and they do care.
They have intervened, and are desperate to get him to commit to rehab (its
about time). They were willing to do it very quietly so that he wouldnt
be embarrassed. They planned and he initially agreed to spend
Christmas with the family (complete with a ski vacation and lots of happy
photo ops), and then go away for a minimum of 30 days. They had the rehab
facility all picked out (we wont name it, but it is in California),
and a place reserved for him. They had his schedule all rearranged, and his
website and Twitter account would have been covered to deflect suspicion.
His publicist had the "cover" stories all ready to explain his absence for
a few weeks. The only problem now? He skipped town. In fact, he skipped country.
And he refuses to come home for Christmas. He texted his brother: "Im
NOT going to rehab. I dont think I have a problem at all. Stay the
fuck out of my business!" Spoken like a true addict. He is so messed up that
he would rather spend Christmas in a hotel overseas doing heroin with
a bunch of strangers than surrounded by people who genuinely care
about him and just want to see him healthy and happy again. We know youre
reading this, Kid. Go home. Your family loves you.
Joe
Jonas
143.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/21 **#2**
These musicians have been dating on and off for a year or two. Both are very
famous, both have been at the top of the charts multiple times, and both
have a history of hooking up with some interesting partners. There have been
some headlines lately that he has been cheating on her behind her back and
that this has been very upsetting to her. It shouldnt be too difficult
to guess the identities of the two musicians. But we have some additional
information to dish: we know the identity of the woman with whom he has been
cheating! And it is just the most delicious gossip ever! The Third Party
is also a celebrity. You have seen her on TV (probably on more than one show)
many times, but not in movies. She is not a musician herself
but she
certainly has a taste for musicians. Sometimes several in one week. To top
it all off, this hot little tart is married, and portrays herself as the
perfect wife and mother. The Third Party has a new TV project launching next
year, and it would certainly leave a sour taste in the mouths of her fans
if they knew that she has an insatiable appetite for men outside of her
marriage
and that she is "the other woman" coming between these two
celebrities!
Male Musician: John Mayer
Female Musician: Katy Perry
Third Party: Giada Delaurentis
144.
HOLLYWOOD
STREET KING 12/21
The details behind this leading funny mans divorce may have been a
mystery to many, but HSK has broken that story wide open! Now, were
leaving you to guess what comedian were talking about
Were
told our blind items former personal assistant was involved in an
extramarital affair with the comedian. Add that to his reported extreme paranoia,
and you could have a recipe for a sustained split with word surfacing
of our funny man accusing his ex-wife of being an "Illuminati puppet".
Dont believe me.. Ask Quadirah Locus. Sources tell us his former assistant
remains sponsored by our mystery man to this very day. Know why? Because
shes said to have sexually explicit pictures of our blind item in her
possession. That could mean he has yet another mouth to feed, on top of his
one biological, and seven adopted, children. Now that shes said to
be secured on our blind items payroll, long gone are her assistant
days including carrying bags and rolling blunts for our blind item.
Know why? Because shes suddenly emerged from the shadows, making an
A-lister entrance in her CL65 AMG Benz at Hollywood celebrity parties. Though,
our blind item better keep a close eye on his spending habits! Know why?
Because sources say Suge Knight also has his hands on our funny mans
tour money while keeping him surrounded by gang-bangers. Katt
Williams
145.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 12/22
I hate to be the bearer of bad news just days before Christmas, but this
secret has been burning a hole in my pocket for weeks and I simply must get
it off my chest. Theres increasing (read: deafening) buzz that a pivotal
couple on a show with a very passionate audience may be going their separate
ways by seasons end. According to sources, producers of the hour-long
drama in question are looking to close out the season with a bang, and they
believe splitting up this beloved couple will provide just such a jolt.
Additionally, the break-up (which its fair to say no one will see coming)
would give the series a lot of creative juice as it heads into what could
be its final season. Of course, there are risks namely, hell hath
no fury like a powerful shipper community scorned. And if the separation
isnt handled properly (i.e. if its not believable), even non-fans
of the lovebirds may revolt. So, go ahead. Call me a Grinch in the comments.
I deserve it. But while youre at it, try and guess the identity of
the twosome who may be spending their last holiday season together. To help
you out, Ive narrowed down the field of possibilities from 143 to just
9 in the photo gallery below. Consider it an early Christmas present from
me to you.
Snow and Charming, "Once Upon a Time"
Adam and Kristina, "Parenthood"
Nikita and Michael, "Nikita"
Derek and Meredith, "Grey's Anatomy"
Rick and Kate, "Castle"
Peter and Alicia, "The Good Wife"
Arizona and Callie, "Grey's Anatomy"
Julia and Joel, "Parenthood"
Booth and Brennan, "Bones"
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#1**
This A+ list all movie actor says that he is never getting divorced because
he does not want to give half his money to someone who cheated on him.
Russell
Crowe
147.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#2**
This A+ list all movie actor has been feeling lonely since he broke it off
with his B list all movie actress girlfriend even though she did drive him
crazy. So, he turned to this almost A list all movie actress for a little
canoodling which of course almost destroyed her relationship with her almost
A list all movie actor boyfriend. The thing is, the B list actress will still
take back the A+ lister anytime. He can do whatever he wants and she will
probably stick around.
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/22 **#3**
This foreign born A list reality star in her own country and probably a C+
here who used to be higher when she stripped a lot, dates a lot of guys,
but will only get in a relationship with a guy who also loves other men.
First question she asks a guy who asks her out. "Have you been with another
guy?" If you don't answer yes, then she says bye. Katie Price
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#1**
This A+ list all movie actor was getting hot and heavy with a model when
she reminded our actor that she has a child. He told her that if she was
serious about them as a couple that she would just give custody to the dad
because he does not want kids in his life. She is thinking about it. Idiot.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/ Miranda Kerr
150.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#2**
This A list all movie actor's new girlfriend told her friend that the actor
is way more kinky than she expected. She knew about his thing for threesomes
before they started going out, but he said that he loves having sex with
her because she looks about 13 or 14 and he always wants her to act like
that when they are in bed.
Shia
LaBeouf/Mia Goth
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#3**
This former almost A list tweener who has really done nothing much since
her tweener days, still has a lot of money and her new boyfriend is taking
full advantage of that. Not only does her celebrity boyfriend not own a car,
he has made it perfectly clear that he needs one and is expecting her to
buy him one for Christmas. Not a Ford either. He has his sights set on a
Porsche. Considering how poorly her last boyfriend treated her, this does
not seem much like a step up, but she thinks it is.
Former A list tweener: Amanda Bynes
Celebrity boyfriend:
Last boyfriend: Kid Cudi
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#4**
This B list very exotic and my former crush all movie actress has told her
friends that when the press tour ends for the movie she starred in with in
her mind boyfriend that she will have him proposing to her. Forced to be
by her side for a couple of weeks thinks will convince him. He is dreading
it because he thinks she is unstable.
Eva
Mendes/Ryan Gosling " The Place Beyond the Pines"
153.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#5**
This almost A list celebrity just got married. No pre-nup. She said she would
leave him if he asked her to sign one. His family doesn't know yet because
he told his family that she did sign one. She made it clear that she wanted
to be married before this next huge moneymaker.
Ronnie
Wood/Sally Humphreys "50th anniversary of The Rolling Stones"
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#6**
This former A list tweener and now still almost A list as a celebrity is
getting really good at the cheating on his celebrity girlfriends. Sex on
a plane with the mistress and then change clothes and meet the girlfriend
at the hotel.
Justin
Bieber/Victoria's Secret model, Barbara Palvin/Selena Gomez
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/23 **#7**
This B list reality star from a very hit network show has been turned down
for everything she has auditioned for. She likes to live life like she makes
millions a year, but only earns a fraction of that amount. To try and make
ends meet she has called her ex and thinks they should pitch a reality show
together. That could get violent.
Karina
Smirnoff/Maksim Chmerkovskiy "Dancing With the Stars"
156.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#1**
The A+ list couple with the daughter who has special needs has been shipped
to a private school because the mom "just does not have time to deal with
something like that." Way too busy making movies.
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#2**
I have decided this is the most messed up relationship on reality television.
She is having sex with one of her ex-boyfriends who she dumped for the celebrity
who has made her famous. Meanwhile, he thinks it is perfectly acceptable
to have sex with his wife once a month. If that. The verbal abuse this guy
takes is unbelievable and he thinks it is perfectly normal too. He never
stands up for himself. Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchison
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#3**
So, the sexy photo sent to all her followers? The very sexy one. The one
where she would be naked in under 30 seconds that the A list actor boyfriend
bought her. He took the photo. Yet she says she and her husband are still
together.
The
very sexy one: Miranda Kerr
A list actor boyfriend: Leonardo DiCaprio
Husband: Orlando Bloom
159.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#4**
This actress is A+ list. She is all movies but the thing about her is that
she only probably has B- list name recognition because she has always been
more concerned with talent rather than self-promotion. She is also someone
who has approached this other A+ list movie actor about forming a partnership.
She is not that interested in sex anyway and he could do what he wanted and
being with her would take her career to the next level she has always wanted.
Jessica Chastain/Tom Cruise
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24 **#5**
This actress is A list. Always television. Oh sure, she has had the occasional
foray into movies. In fact, has made more than a handful, but it is television
that made her famous on a very hit show and television where she loves to
be. When she is in movies she is never the real star, and in television she
gets to be. One of the things that is important to her is family and she
wanted to do something this year for Christmas that would bring families
together. She heard there were lots of military personnel who did not have
the vacation to come all the way back to the US and that it was really expensive
for families to go to Europe where they could meet halfway. So, our actress
arranged for 50 families to fly to Europe from the States to reunite with
the military member of the family and also made sure there were presents
and trees and in the hotel rooms she paid for.
161.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/24
This actor got his start as a child actor in a major franchise. Since then,
he has managed to successfully take on more mature roles and has really proven
himself as a serious adult actor. A couple of years ago, he recognized that
he had a problem with alcohol and checked himself into rehab before he did
something really stupid. He was clean for a few years, but fell off the wagon
recently. When hes drunk he likes to start arguments and pick fights.
Given his size, its almost amusing that doing a couple of shots turns
him into a tough guy who likes to throw around the F word and throw a few
punches. He is currently very busy with multiple projects. We dont
know how he is going to get back on track with his sobriety without causing
some major delays in production, but we hope he does so before he gets himself
into more serious trouble.
Daniel
Radcliffe
162.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#1**
This A list reality star is starting to fade. If pap interest is a predictor,
then she could be a C by the end of 2013. Last week, she literally drove
around all day to get paps to follow her walking around Robertson then getting
her hair done in West Hollywood. She spent most of the day trying to drum
up photogs because she can't settle for 1 or 2 taking her photo. She is addicted
to them, but they are no longer addicted to her.
Kim
Kardashian
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/25 **#2**
Which A/B-list comedic actor who got his start on that sitcom with a cult
following was caught off hand when he was spotted by an amateur paparazzo
at Toronto's Gay Pride Parade? Money exchanged hands and the pictures seemingly
disappeared... but later surfaced on a now-defunct website. This was the
year before the actor appeared in the two films which he is best known for.
Michael Cera/"Arrested Development"/"Juno"/"Scott Pilgrim vs. the
World"
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#1**
This former B list all movie actress who now would die to be B list and is
happy just going from party to party and guy to guy in Europe was at an airport
this past week and asked the airline how come she had not been given a first
class upgrade. They said that she would have to pay for it. Our actress did
the "don't you know who I am" routine and they said they had never heard
of her and didn't recognize her. She pulled up her IMDb page and still no
luck. She stormed off yelling and told them they would be hearing from her
people.
Tara
Reid
165.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#2**
This former A list television actress who is still A list with name recognition
despite a horribly unimpressive movie career was headed on a very expensive
vacation this week when a mom pushing a girl in a wheelchair came up to the
actress and said that her daughter has leukemia and wondered if the actress
would pose for a photo. The actress took a look at the girl and shook her
head and said, "Sorry. Don't have time." The actress then went outside and
had a cigarette.
Katherine
Heigl
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#3**
Never having a job and using her money was one thing, but when he used almost
$500K of her (foreign born former A list celebrity who will probably be a
B forever) money and spent it on the woman he was cheating with, it was too
much. See ya.
Harry
Belafonte/Mel B ( Apparently she will forgive almost anything from
him)
167.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#4**
This just about A list female singer/rapper was drinking like crazy the other
night and someone asked her what it was like working with this former A list
tweener who is full of himself. Our rapper/singer replied that she freaked
him out by grabbing his crotch and asking him if he wanted her to take care
of him. She says that she made him blush and then about 20 minutes later
tried to act all tough and everyone was just laughing at him. Nicki
Minaj/Justin Bieber
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#5**
This B- list movie and television actress who got her fame in the movies
and was almost A list, spends a great deal of her time talking about food
and eating right and being healthy and eating three meals a day. The thing
is that she is only eating about once every two or three days and about half
the time she eats then, she throws it up.
Kate
Hudson
169.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/26 **#6**
Considering this happened not that long ago, you would think people would
have heard about it. The thing is, it was right before everything was covered
24/7. It involves three of the biggest stars on the planet, and another who
is not that far behind. Our A+ list (#1) all movie actor was probably a B-
actor back then. He was in the middle of a long term relationship with an
A+ list (#2) all movie actress who has not dropped at all from that perch.
He said that the actress had got boring and that he thought she would break
when they would have their very rare sex. So, when this A list (#3) all movie
actress who was a B- lister back then walked into his life, they had a torrid
affair. I mean a month or two of the hottest do it anywhere sex imaginable.
They were crazy for each other. The one tiny problem is that the girlfriend
(#2) found out about it and went off the rails. Screaming and yelling at
the actor and showing up unannounced at (#3's) apartment to yell at her.
The even crazier thing is though that (#2) didn't break up with our actor.
Nope. She said they could work it out and insisted on them going to therapy
everyday to work it out. Meanwhile, (#3) said enough was enough and went
and found herself an A list all movie actor at the time and now a B lister
(#4). (#1) finally got tired of the therapy and (#2) and left her.
#1:
Ben Affleck
#2: Gwyneth Paltrow
#3: Salma Hayek ("Dogma")
#4: Edward Norton
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#1**
This celebrity is C- list but probably has A list name recognition. She has
not seen sunlight in over a month. She is struggling to stay sober. She has
a huge heroin problem and at one point was trading sex for heroin. Her family
chipped in to get her a boob job because they thought who would help her
modeling career. So far though they have received nothing on their investment
except that she did pose for a staggering number of nude photos in a country
where she was legal to pose naked. Ali Lohan
171.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#2**
This former A list female tweener and now a C list actress/singer gave three
guys lap dances this week complete with stripping while her B list actor
all movie boyfriend cheered her on.
Miley
Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth (since they are back together, I thought I would find
one of their many blinds)
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#3**
If you want to work for this A list reality star with A list name recognition,
you better be female and you better be willing to have sex with him. Even
when he goes on vacation, only staff that will be accommodating to his needs
get a chance to work for him.
Simon
Cowell
173.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#4**
This B list host and reality star does not wear a wedding ring even though
he is married and tells friends that he gets about 10 phone numbers a day
from women who want to have sex with him and he picks 1 or 2 to call each
week. Mario Lopez
174.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#5**
This A list all movie actor has been saying all the right things about his
marriage and what he is trying to do, but having the escort come over on
Christmas Eve is probably not the best way.
Russell
Crowe
175.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/27 **#6**
So, a couple had sex. Happens everyday. Has not happened to me in a long
time, but it happens everyday. Nothing blind item worthy about that. Would
it be blind item worthy if the guy was in a long term relationship and the
female had been when it happened? A little more so, but still, kind of hum
drum. This is the holiday season. Our senses are on overload. We all need
more to really make us say oooh. Well, for a teaser, let me say that the
guy is a celebrity, but probably a D lister. His significant other? A lister.
Our guy also says he is sober, but in reality he drinks pretty much nonstop
beginning at noon during the week and way earlier on the weekends. The female
he had sex with is also a C list celebrity. Probably used to be almost A
list as a celebrity. She is a huge drinker too. One thing leads to another
and the couple is alone a few times after drinking and things happen. Not
just once. Things have happened a few times. Did I mention that the female
and the A list girlfriend are related? That makes it blind item worthy.
Melissa McCarthy/Ben Falcone/Jenny McCarthy
176.
SMALL
SCREEN SCOOP 12/27
Which actress "wasnt American enough" to play Juliette Barnes on Nashville?
Which one singer/actor that many teens are familiar with auditioned for the
role of Juliette Barnes on ABCs Nashville series with Connie Britton?
We all know the role went to Hayden Panettiere
but who might have landed
in those sparkly stilettos? Mamma Mia! The money-minded singer in question
was overheard by a reputable source explaining that all the money is in TV
instead of music, but she cant get a role anywhere. Shes reported
to be eventually heading from L.A. to Nashville and pick up a country career
a la Jewel, to get a bigger following. (But maybe after 6 months in Europe.)
Maybe thats her silver lining. As for the coveted Nashville role, she
asserted that the casting said she was a better singer than blonde Hayden
Panettiere, but didnt look "American enough" for the role with her
dark, sleek European looks. But maybe thats because we can confirm
that about six years ago she had her ears surgically pinned back. Man. Kate
Voegele aka Mia Catalano from "One Tree Hill"
177.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/27 **#1**
This actor is not exactly exhibiting model behavior. He likes to be accompanied
by pretty women. They like him, too, even though he goes through them rather
quickly. Right now, though, he has a big problem on his hands. A long time
ago, he quietly dated this pretty celebrity (Girl A). They broke up, and
she went on to marry another celebrity. After going through several more
women, he dated Girl B for more than a year. Things were going great, so
he considered proposing to her. When she knew the moment was coming, though,
she got a little too demanding. This turned him off, and he dumped her.
Hes now dating Girl C. Things are going fine. Just one problem. Girl
A and Girl B have both crept back into the picture. And, yes, Girl A is still
married. So what is he doing? Sleeping with all three! A and B both know
about C (since he is publicly dating her) but they dont know about
each other, and C doesnt know about either of the other two. It will
be very interesting to see how the three women react when they all find out
about each other! It shouldnt take very long
Actor: Leonardo Dicaprio
Girl
A: Miranda Kerr
Girl
B: Erin Heatherton
Girl
C: Margot Robbie
178.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/27 **#2**
This high-profile female celebrity bought her boyfriend a beautiful new
automobile this holiday season. She even told him that there were no strings
attached so that he could feel more manly about it. He is so appreciative
of her thoughtful gift that the first thing he did was to thank her with
a few special hours in the bedroom. The second thing he did was to start
calling dealerships and researching the car online to get an idea of its
value. That way, when they break up with next year, he can sell it for cash.
He has told friends that he already knows the relationship will likely not
survive the upcoming scandal of her discovering how much he cheats on her.
But will she be surprised when she finds out the gender of those with whom
he is cheating?
Female Celebrity: Jennifer Lopez
Boyfriend: Casper Smart
179.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#1**
This former A list talk show host doesn't know it yet, but the only reason
that the host's spouse stays with the host is because the spouse is cheating
with the ex she had before she met the host. Smiles with the host and knives
to the back when they are apart to anyone who will listen.
Rosie
O'Donnell/Michelle Rounds
180.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#2**
What female, very attractive C-/D list celebrity who is everywhere it seems
was out and about and whenever anyone approached her to get an autograph
or to talk to her she would immediately pick up her phone and start talking.
It was so comical, especially when she was in the pool and managed to pull
out her phone out of her bikini top. It is not like she is the biggest thing
ever. Only people who watch certain programs even know who she is.
Joanna
Krupa "Real Housewives of Miami"
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#3**
This B-/C+ list celebrity already has got busted for cheating by his B-/C+
list celebrity girlfriend and they split. He promised to behave so they got
back together. Two days ago when he told her he had meetings he was really
over at a woman's apartment having sex.
182.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#4**
This Real Housewife was all set to move on to a new boyfriend, but he balked
at her asking price and said he could have a string of women for what she
wanted. So, she went back to her old cheating one. Joanna Krupa "Real
Housewives of Miami"
183.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#5**
This foreign born actress is probably C list but that is because her one
shot at big fame was ruined when her television show was canceled. A wonderful
award winning actress who is falling apart. Her B list all movie actor boyfriend
is treating her the same way he treated all of his exes. Get them to use
drugs with him and while he detoxes to get himself straight, the women in
his life can never seem to shake the addiction. His last girlfriend took
three years to get straight and watched her career nosedive from A list to
C list in a second because of it. Anna Friel "Pushing Daisies" and Rhys
Ifan (Sienna Miller)
184.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/28 **#6**
There are some things a father and son should do together, but sleeping with
the same woman at the same time is probably not one of those things that
is encouraged by society. The thing is this father/son duo have done it
frequently. The father is A list and all movies. As much as it pains me to
say it, he is probably A+ list. Big hits and big bombs but always working.
The last time they shared did not work out so well because the son got really
jealous about dad having his way with the son's significant other. The dad
has someone too, but the son is not allowed to share with dad. The resulting
tension caused a lot of drama and an estrangement period between father and
son. Now, everything is all better again as the son has found someone who
makes the son feel special while at the same time making sure the dad has
his fun several times a week too. They both think she is perfect and it makes
for a wonderful holiday season. Nicholas and Weston Cage
185.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/28
This famous actress and her husband filed for divorce, but they have been
able to remain friendly throughout the process. Part of the reason is that
he still holds out hope of getting back together with her. However, that
doesnt seem likely. The actress is juggling two boyfriends. Last year
it was one of her costars and a non-famous guy. This year it is another one
of her costars and the same non-famous guy. This very active dating life
has resulted in some friction with one of her close female friends. The friend
has an active dating life as well, but she has always kept it to one guy
at a time. She disapproves of the actress habit of dating two guys
at once and dating guys she works with
all while still stringing her
ex along. She thinks that it makes the actress look foolish and unprofessional
and is confusing to the actress child/ren. The two have gotten into
some fierce arguments about it, and it has put a serious strain on their
once-close friendship.
Actress: Courtney Cox
First Costar: Brian Van Holt
Second Costar: Josh Hopkins
Friend: Jennifer Aniston
186.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#1**
This almost A list female tweener has no issues having sex with her boyfriend
despite the fact that she is still well on the side of being a minor and
he is not. She says that she can do what she wants and because who she is,
nothing will happen. Bella Thorne
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#2**
A lot of people think this A+ list female celebrity should be fired because
she rarely speaks to anyone when she is not required to. It is not so much
a standoffish attitude it is that her people have told her not to speak unless
she has to because someone might record her when she goes on one of her rants
and they are scared of the fallout. So, when she is around and the cameras
are off, people around her talk and she sits there quietly and it freaks
everyone out.
Britney
Spears
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29 **#3**
This B+ list all movie actor in a huge franchise was expecting his still
young C list actress/singer girlfriend with A list name recognition to tell
him that she had lost her virginity at 15. He knew she had been crazy when
she was a teen. What he did not expect to hear was that she was 12. With
a guy in his 20's. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
189.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#1**
What Harry Potter actor spent 8 hours on the phone desperately trying to
score a fix for his meth habit when he was on vacation away from his home.
He spent the entire time outside on his phone and everyone around him could
hear him calling one person after the other asking for help scoring.
190.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#2**
What former A+ list all movie actor and still a solid B lister in television
and movies told his ex he could not spend time with his kids over the holidays
because he had caught the flu. Turns out though the 23 year old woman he
is seeing now told him that she wanted no part of any kids and that if the
aging actor wanted her, that he was going to have to make a choice. He chose
the 23 year old.
Dennis
Quaid
191.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#3**
This B-/C+ list television and movie actor who used to be B+ and on a very
very hit cable show has his D list celebrity girlfriend running around in
circles. He is always threatening to dump her unless she does exactly what
he says and when he says it. He has her get out of bed at 5 am to go get
him Starbucks and has sent her back when she gets the order wrong. On a recent
flight he made her rub his neck the entire two hours and when she wanted
to stop he told her that she could stop when the fasten seat belt sign came
on. Food? She is not allowed to touch it because he does not want her fat
and ruining his reputation. Smoking? Nope, but he can.
Jeremy
Piven/"Americas Next Top Model" winner Jaslene Gonzalez
192.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30 **#4**
Wow. This A list all movie actress hit on her ex when he came over the other
day to drop off their child. Wow.
Halle
Berry
193.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 12/31 **#1**
Just some personality and colour I thought you might enjoy... Comeback Kid
only dates famous girls. When he and Golden were together, he stepped out
on her twice that she knows of: once with a stripper and the other with Pigtails.
But even though its been years, and shes well moved on, Golden
still has a hard time hearing Pigtails music. Her trainer made the
mistake of playing it once when they were working out. She demanded that
it be turned off immediately and never again while shes in studio.
While Golden cant let go of her resentment, Comebacks wife, the
PM, cant help it either. People assume that its his other, more
curvier ex, who makes her crazy but homemaker to homemaker, its actually
Golden who she cant stand, and has been overheard disparaging, unimpressed
with her skills and her ideas, rolling her eyes when her name comes up.
Comeback Kid: Ben Affleck
Golden: Gwyneth Paltrow
Pigtails: Britney Spears
Wife: Jennifer Garner
194.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 12/31 **#2**
The assumption: that in any discussion about marriage and babies, shes
the one who wants it and would have his immediately if only hed ask.
But hes the one who wants, or at least is leaning more towards having
kids, than she is. HE is the one who wants to start a family with HER.
Shes resistant because of concerns about her past health, worried about
what that would mean for both her, and her future children. Hes not
pressing but theyve been seeing specialists together, looking into
different options, hoping to perhaps be parents within two years, even though
no one seems to (want to) believe they can make it that long. Ryan Gosling/Eva
Mendes
195.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 12/31 **#3**
Shes married and they have a child. And these days shes much
more visible -- all over -- than he is. There have been rumours, since they
seem to be apart so often, that their relationship has been unstable. Though
theyve recently been seen together, and appear to be happy, he might
not feel so secure if he were to find out who shes sleeping with behind
his back, and so indiscriminately. My sources confirm that there was a boy,
a very young, very famous, pop boy with his own fragile love situation who
she fucked for shits and giggles. Just 2 nights later, it was another very
famous former pop boy (of sorts) 20 years older who, obviously, specifically
targets her small demographic. One night only. Those would be her more famous
indiscretions. But they say shes been cheating all over the place and
all the time. Miranda Kerr/Justin Bieber/Leonardo DiCaprio
196.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#1**
This B-/C+ list actress was B+ and was on a hit network show and everything
was going great and then she suffered a total mental and physical collapse
when her long time very good looking C+ actor boyfriend broke up with her
and told her that she was too old for him and that he needed someone younger
and hotter like him. Her once bright career has never been the same because
she was totally devoted to him and their future together.
Laura
Pepron/Scott Foster
197.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#2**
This former A list celebrity and B- list television actress is now a C list
celebrity but still gorgeous. She was under the impression that it would
be just her and her A list celebrity boyfriend spending the holidays together
and maybe, just maybe once or twice he would bring in another woman. No way
was she going to be in a rotation system with four or five women.
Carmen
Electra/Simon Cowell
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#3**
This just about A list celebrity who will fade away now that he is not competing
anymore, split with his girlfriend because she wanted to get serious and
at least talk about marriage. Our athlete wanted no part of that with countless
women throwing themselves at him. He says that when no one does that anymore
is when he will get married.
Michael
Phelps
199.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress is slipping quickly. Some might say
that she has gone from almost A list to C list. Still great name recognition.
Her problem is that no one wants to hire her and she feels like her "friends"
are leaving her since she is not as hot anymore so ends up buying her friends.
Those closest to her never had a Christmas so good. She wants an entourage
and pays heavily for it. That hit show money is not going to last long.
Eva
Longoria
200.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/31 **#5**
This B- list actress is not doing much since her hit network show ended,
but she was recently voted the worst person to work with on any show or movie
and that if you hire her you must not have ever worked on anything ever.
Oh, to help you out. She has (a) child(ren).
Teri
Hatcher
201.
MOUTH
TO EARS 12/31
They will be bringing in the 2013 together. This pair is far from over. Although
they have secretly have been living together while she is taping her new
season, the pair is HOT AND HEAVY. Since getting the order of protection
removed, they plan to party together NYE (tonight). We wonder will we see
them relive there romance on camera when her show airs? Well hopefully she
can help him get a job again
..since she is the reason
he lost EVERYTHING he had.
Chad
Ochoco Cinco/Evelyn Lozada
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