NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

Make Hay while the sun shines never happened. A certain production company needs to be fired. THEY KNEW. And some say were complicit. They have ruined the franchise. We need a new production company. Or else we will have more allegations of rape. This is serious. We know too much. The production company that continues to over look sexual assaults needs to go. There was no investigation. Haymaker Productions ("Southern Charm") (sexual allegations against Thomas Ravenel)

Definitely a celebrity offspring of a reality star who has been a multiple show reality star himself. Still well underage, they recently were accused of killing multiple animals in the neighborhood where he lives.

This violent, drug addicted, permanent A list musician from a permanent A list group which is defunct is back in the studio. He says the only reason he is recording again is to hook up with other women while his significant other is not around. Tommy Lee/Brittany Furlan (recording with Nikki Sixx)

This A list rapper is probably going to have to get into a fight every time she goes out anywhere her husband has been because he has slept with women at almost every one of the couple's haunts. I'm not sure why she goes after all the other women and not her husband instead. Cardi B (Offset) (ordered attack on 2 bartenders she believed slept with her husband)

After that pregnancy scare several years ago that would have freaked out her religious reality family, this reality star has sworn to celibacy. Her now ex boyfriend was not into that at all and kept pressuring her to have sex. He finally just started cheating on her all the time and she broke it off. Sadie Robertson ("Duck Dynasty") (broke up with Austin North)

This former A list athlete/current lightning rod is cheating on his long time girlfriend with a reporter. Colin Kaepernick/Nessa Diab

Apparently this permanent A list singer/diva wanted a break from sex with her boyfriend. So, for a week, she hired a different woman to come over each night and have sex with the boyfriend. Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka

This married east coast Housewife is on vacation with her boyfriend. There doesn't seem to be any going back from that does there? Teresa Giudice ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")/husband Joe is in prison

This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has been doing a lot of television as of late told this a-hole A- list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee to f**k off when the actor tried to speak to her. Nicole Kidman/Casey Affleck (Telluride Film Festival 2018)

This former A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee but has trouble getting any kind of work now is back on drugs again and really needs rehab. Oh, and to stop harassing women. Cuba Gooding Jr.

Apparently easy access to drugs and willing forgiveness of all the times she has been cheated on and will be cheated on is most important for this one named A- list singer. No other reason for her to take back the guy who disrespects her every chance he gets. Halsey/G-Eazy

This former model/stripper/reality star turned frequent yachter is looking for a huge increase in child support for a child she barely sees. Blac Chyna/Tyga (King Cairo Stevenson)

This closeted reality star must be about to come out of the closet. There is no way this guy, who hangs out with A list reality stars can stay in that closet if he continues to hook up with guys from Grindr while he visits LA. Just impossible to keep it a secret for long. Jonathan Cheban

This sometime reality star who is the offspring of a reality star all of you know has been earning money doing threesomes with some other sometime reality stars. This is in addition to being the sugar baby of a very rich married man. Brielle Biermann (daughter of Kim Zolciak-Biermann)/Larsa Pippen

This is going to be crazy. That closeted A list reality star all of you know has her new girlfriend moved in. Yes, after a week. Anyway, that girlfriend still hooks up with her ex who is that A- list mostly movie actress all of you know. So messy. Kendall Jenner (Tasya van Ree/Amber Heard) (St. Vincent or Soko/Kristen Stewart)

This actor was barely there to begin with. When he couldn’t get work anymore, he started promoting wild accusations to make a buck. He’s been making even more of an ass out of himself than usual lately. The obvious drug use doesn’t help his prospects either. Isaac Kappy

If only he could have listened to her (B+ list reality star on a show you all love) calling him an old sweaty fat f**k to her friends. She told those same friends she was going to dump him if he didn't propose soon because he wasn't paying her bills any longer. I bet he figures it out before the wedding. Lala Kent ("Vanderpump Rules")/Randall Emmett

This could cause some drama. Apparently this A- list comic mostly movie actress is being wined and dined and spoiled by the same very wealthy man who used to do the same for a Housewife who has never quite got over being dumped by him. Tiffany Haddish/Porsha Williams

Don't believe the hype. This former A+ list athlete and his A list celebrity significant other escaped as quickly as they could from a situation because the athlete was going to be served with a paternity lawsuit in front of a room full of people.
Alex Rodriguez/Jennifer Lopez

If you look at it superficially it doesn't make much sense that a foreign born permanent A+ list designer would be collaborating with someone young enough to be grandchild. When you look deeper though and learn that a relative of the youngster knows all about the designer raping a teen model multiple times during a coke fueled weekend back in the day, but keeping it all secret, then the partnership makes more sense. Karl Lagerfeld/Kaia Gerber (mother Cindy Crawford)

Umm, the PR teams can say whatever they like, but this foreign born permanent A list model has never gone longer than a month in the past two decades being sober. Kate Moss

This A- list headed to B+ list singer all of you know is having a lot of personal issues right now. There is a substance problem for sure and there is the decision she is making about whether to keep the baby of a guy she only saw for a few weeks. It has caused her to miss some gigs. Lana Del Rey (cancels Israel performance)

It seems like a fatherly kind of thing trying to get full custody while mom is away getting help for her issues. This isn't your ordinary father. The C list celebrity is just attempting a money grab and hoping he can turn something temporary into something that gives him a huge monthly check. Stephen Belafonte/Mel B

This former 16 & Pregnant star is hooking up with a cartel leader. This will not turn out well. Jordan Cashmyer

I wouldn't worry about this former Disney actress turned possible future porn star. She made far more money this weekend meeting a gentleman caller than she lost to an unfortunate incident. Bella Thorne (robbed for the second time)
(boat ride)

MTO News got its hands on some really interesting information. A popular leading HBO actress is being accused of being a "crazed stalker" by an ex-boyfriend. The actress, reportedly "stalked" her ex, after he broke up with her. MTO News spoke with a woman who claims her brother was STALKED by the actress who plays the lead role on an HBO series. The tipster explained, "My brother met [HBO ACTRESS] on Tinder. He matched with her and she immediately started messaging him. She was acting really thirsty, he should have known she was crazy." The insider claims that her brother was initially attracted to the actress, but he quickly lost interest after he started noticing that she was very possessive. The sister added, "She messaged him like 10 times a day, and they were just seeing each other for a couple of week. And when he broke it off, she pulled up at his job demanding that he 'explain' why he was ending things." The sister ended things with the warning - "That b*tch is crazy. She almost got him fired. And when he asked that she leave his job - she was like 'f*ck you n***ga' in front of his boss." The sister claims that the actress still bothers her brother. And she refers to the actress as a "crazed stalker." We're not sure we're ready to call her crazy. Maybe she was just feeling a little insecure . .. Issa Rae ("Insecure"/HBO)

With that big television show coming to an end, a lot of the cast are planning to take some time off and just relax for a few months or years (depending on the actor). Not this actress. She has more auditions booked across town than almost anyone else. "She’s pursuing a couple of parts at Netflix," shares the source. I wonder what that says about the state of her personal life. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")

Things are getting even worse for this permanent A list "singer." With no one to care about her except for herself, she needs at least a year off instead of being rushed off to rehearsals for more money making ventures she doesn't want. Britney Spears

This A list network host recently had a multiple page interview in one of the biggest magazines in the world but not a peep about him being closeted or at least a question about his personal life. David Muir ("Time" magazine)

There is a scam floating around, based upon a restaurant in a particular corner of the country, running a sex trafficking operation. Practically a cottage industry of people have popped up to try and make a buck off this nonsense. "Voodoo Donuts"

Usually it is just tales of broken off relationships to go get some of that seasonal thirst on that television franchise. This time it will be a whole new can of worms if some guys start telling their tales about the closeted network reality star. Colton Underwood ("The Bachelor") (an "actual" virgin)

One actress who has not given her salary to charity and has no plans to or any plans to say anything negative about the child molester is this A- list mostly movie actress from an acting family. Elle Fanning/Woody Allen ("A Rainy Day In New York")

This permanent A list radio host who is usually on at night refuses to take any calls from anyone who mentions they are a part of or supports the LGBTQ community. Delilah

This former A+ list tweener who really does not do much entertainment wise any longer is selling things off as fast as he can to raise money. He too has been caught in the wipeout of one of the family businesses. Kevin Jonas

A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's another one about the school: What was he really upset about - five years ago, I mean? Probably the fact that every time he visited this institution of not-higher learning, he was assigned a minder. There was the erratic behavior, of course, which had gotten him fired, but also the allegation that surfaced from back in the day - I'm sure there was concern about young people of one sex more than the other. But if you're going to accuse "lackeys" from the school of planting knives in the yard, you should probably wipe your own fingerprints off first. And just know too that after the social media rant, there were so many threats this one writer was called. A writer? Yes, but not just that. Among his works - this one from back in the day - was a movie about a game many of us played then, but would probably
not be allowed today. For him, at least during a certain holiday-named war, the gunplay had been very real - much as it becomes in the movie. He put in a call to some of his former commando friends, who were brought in to create and implement a security plan for the school - the same one, in fact, used in schools attended by children of the country's elite. That's how serious the threats were. His own son had died in a tragic car crash - I knew him well; at the time of his death he was purportedly working on his own script about the secret life of Hollywood. There is, in fact, a school of cinema named after him (at one highly religious university) - owing largely to the efforts of a former child star. PS There's a version of this game being played, as we speak, in Hollywood. It involves clandestine agents for two sides of a secret global elite. It also involves real bullets, and in this case bombs. Who are participants - on the proverbial side of light? I can tell you two, who will appear in the first scene of the first dancing boy project (which will debut next year; you won't find it on IMDB, because it will be performed live). One is the biggest child movie actor of a certain decade, and the other is his tv counterpart; they've been secret brothers in this unit, for decades.
School visitor: Charlie Sheen/"Viewpoint" school
Writer: Dan Gordon
Son: Zaki Gordon (died in car accident at the age of 22) (Liberty University Cinematic Arts, Zaki Gordon Center)
Certain holiday-named war: Yom Kippur War
Movie: "Gotcha" (rules)
Biggest child movie actor of a certain decade:
His tv counterpart:

This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is secretly funding a large percentage of a movie project for her ex. Not even her current significant other knows. Sofía Vergara ("Modern Family")/Nick Loeb/Joe Manganiello

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#10**
It seems as if this girlfriend got tired of always coming in second to all the men this foreign born former A- list mostly television actor from a defunct hit show slept with. She says that between his hookups with men and the threesomes with men and women that she had sex one on one with the actor about once every three months. Ed Westwick/Jessica Serfaty

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#11**
This former B+ list actress who is much better suited for her current job on television than those sure to be awful movies in the can or about to be made really thought she was getting back together with her ex. She didn't know about the other women, including one of which he is discussing marriage to. Apparently, since they do not live in town, when the ex gets drunk, he calls our actress. Denise Richards ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Richie Sambora/Heather Locklear

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#12**
This former athlete turned actor is talking a lot of smack, but if he doesn't show up for work, he will be in breach of contract and no studio would hire him after that. Dave Bautista ("Guardians of the Galaxy 3")

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#13**
Ever wonder if edibles and LSD are a good combination? They aren't. Just ask this alliterate A+ list mostly movie actor who had to be locked in a room for six hours just to keep him safe. Matthew McConaughey ("Telluride Film Festival 2018")

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#14**
An ex-boyfriend of this openly gay alliterate singer says he has photos of the singer making out with a foreign born A list closeted singer all of you know. Sam Smith (Brandon Flynn)/Shawn Mendes

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#15**
This foreign born probable former superhero knew he would be safe going to this employer. You really have to do some very bad things to get fired. He did bad things. It remains to be seen if people consider those very bad things. Henry Cavill ("Witcher" Series at Netflix)

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **#16**
The Cartoon
Dear Parents/Potential Momagers &Dadagers,
I am going to tell you a little story. The warning is for parents with children who want to get them into show business. The rest of you will like it because this involves some big names who are in on the scam. Oh, it is a scam. A big scam. There is a "manager" who targets kids for these scams. Why? Kids have parents who have money. Starving artists don't have money. What this manager does is to sign up kids for their workshops. Of course you have to pay to attend these workshops. Many parents are leery of having to pay for things like this, but the manager has an answer for it. There is an animated movie set to be made. It is going to star this A- list mostly movie actress ALL of you know and her husband who is A list. They are going to be the voices. They know their names are being used for this, but have done nothing about it because apparently the mother of the manager "discovered" the actress. It has also been suggested that the mother of the actress makes some bucks from it too. If you sign up for the workshop, not only are you learning some acting but you are helping to finance the movie and of course you will get a role. Nothing could be further from the truth. They have been running the scam for years and hundreds, if not thousands of people have given their money to these people.
Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake/MDM

I’m hearing from a lot of my sources in the rap machine that the word on the street is that this popular A list music star has obtained a video of this A list rap star masturbating. I guess that’s why any beef between the two will be squashed pretty damn fast. That’s all. Drake/Kanye West

Which erratic TV host has been told by his doctor that he cannot prescribe anymore prescription pills because the doctor is frightened that the FDA will notice the huge amounts of pills he has been handing out. The authorities have been coming down hard on doctors recently following a series of high profile overdoses. The host is terrified that without his pills he won’t be able to continue and has already started shopping around for a new doctor! Pressure at the top is extreme and it’s not uncommon for people in the TV news business to pop a pill of two to calm their anxiety. Painkillers are like sweeties inside the TV business and not uncommon to find in the newsroom!

I don't think he has been in contact with her, but someone reminded this former tweener turned A- list singer/bad actress about all the footage that was shot of her naked doing all kinds of things which would be "leaked" if she says anything negative about a certain permanent A lister. Selena Gomez/Woody Allen

This rapper/producer/reality star/lover of underage females would go bankrupt if he can't dodge a judgement against him. He is lucky that none of the underage females he has sexually assaulted have come after him or he would be in jail too. The Game

This CEO told everyone he wasn’t going to Burning Man this year, to focus on troubles at his company. He sneaked over there anyway, stayed inside, and went on a wicked bender. He also made the mistake of answering questions from a journalist, about a controversial recent story by email, while in that state of mind. Elon Musk (accused a British cave rescuer of being "a child rapist" who took a "12-year-old bride.")

This foreign born celebrity is nearly permanently A- list. She has hosted and done reality and done other things in entertainment which were big too. Anyway, not surprisingly in a recitation of events, she has left out the details that make a family member look bad at all, even though that family member was completely at fault for what has happened. Sharon Osbourne (She's 'Very, Very Sad' About Son Jack's Divorce: 'It Just Didn't Work')

I have written about this this very rich somewhat infamous celebrity who has to this point somehow avoided being arrested. I wrote how she was in the middle of a sex trafficking ring smuggling children from other countries who were used for sex and house sex slaves. In a recent communique while I was pressing her for details on what she is most infamous for, she let slip that she has three of these underage females under her own roof and is molding them in the way her leader would appreciate. I took that to mean she and her significant other are using them for sex. Sara Bronfman (Nxivm/Keith Raniere)

The bottom line is this. This east coast Housewife was taking all of her husband's money and spending it on drugs and also hooking up with men who would then give her drugs or drug money. Danielle Staub ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")/Marty Caffrey

Having some guy telling you he is trying to get you on a show so you will sleep with him is not, "in talks" to be the star of the show. This is not about being one of many, but rather the star. This is the second time in as many months reality stars have tried spinning the same yarn about that network reality show with lots of spinoffs. Kim Zolciak (asked 14 years ago to be on "The Bachelorette/daughter "Brielle actually has a huge offer going on and a similar situation possibly")

This foreign born one named A+ list singer/rapper did indeed have sex with the A list reality star. Most of the time she would just ignore it, but because of her current relationship and his relationship with the A+ lister, she has to deny until she dies. Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy/Kim Kardashian/Kanye West

I think this A- list mostly television comic actor who stars on multiple hit shows is going to regret his current fling with the woman half his age that cost him his marriage. The fling is already talking to a different actor who is younger and makes more money and who does the first two vowel thing with his name. Oh, and is A- list mostly movies. Jeff Garlin ("The Goldbergs")

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#10**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is only still that high because of name recognition and not from any recent acting that was any good, ticked off the pap she has on retainer. Apparently she has been late with payment and he has some photos of her she would rather not be released. They are at an impasse right now. Angelina Jolie

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#11**
I wish someone would ask this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor why he "loaned" one of his disgraced co-stars $250K to get himself back on track. Ryan Reynolds/T.J. Miller ("Dead Pool")

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#12**
This A list dual threat (different kind of dual threat) actor is on top of the world right now with everything he is doing. He is also cheating on his wife with multiple women. Fame is really starting to change him. Lin-Manuel Miranda; Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#13**
Ahhh, young love. The kind of love where you say f**k it and get wasted on coke and booze and show the world how much you love each other. Interestingly enough, the companions (A- list foreign born actress/A- list singer) to this wasted couple (B+ list singer/B+ list foreign born actress) showed no such bodily fluid exchange (also didn't partake, but it wouldn't shock me if the actress helped herself) and barely seemed interested in anything other than their respective phones.

A- list foreign born actress: Sophie Turner
A- list singer: Joe Jonas
B+ list singer: Nick Jonas
B+ list foreign born actress: Priyanka Chopra
The 2018 US Open Tennis Championships

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#14**
This former A+ list singer who probably would still be A+ list if he wasn't such an a-hole/woman beater has multiple detectives following the mother of his child trying to catch her doing something he can use against her. He is also not above framing her for a crime. Chris Brown/Nia Guzman (Royalty Brown)

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#15**
Apparently there were two women sent from The Church to the rehab center where this A- list singer is recovering. One of them has started a relationship with the singer. Demi Lovato

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/05 **#16**
Never Been The Same: I have written about this show in the past and how a certain actor everyone praised to the high heavens encouraged and participated in some horrible behavior that ultimately led to the cancellation of the very popular show. It also changed multiple lives, not for the better and left one actress in ruins. The subject of our blind is the one who had her life most affected, but there is another who became a totally different person and has been well documented in this space. Our actress was not even old enough to drive when she started on the show. The thing is though, she was playing a part that required her to interact with much older men on a regular basis. Those actors started taking advantage of her and she says she was raped multiple times on and off the set by some of the actors. She says they were men she thought she could trust. She says they took advantage of her because of her age and because they knew she wanted more on camera roles, as opposed to off. She says the A list actor who was the star of the show was someone she went to after the first rape. Instead of comforting her, he raped her. Later, he told her if she ever said anything to anyone, he would tell the world she was having sex with all the men in the cast and that he would make sure she got fired from the show. The thing is, she says he not only raped her again a few weeks after the first time, but also convinced the writing staff to give her more scenes with the first actor who raped her. Since she left the show, she has barely worked. She has trouble staying sober. She hooks up with men for money and has multiple sex tapes with men who are thrilled to be having sex with her. She doesn't really care about living any longer and things have progressively become worse to the point where she is suicidal. She is still so young that she can be helped, but everyone who tries is pushed away.
Show: "Big Love"
Actress: Daveigh Chase (Rhonda Volmer/part of the Grant family)
Star of the show: Bill Paxton
Actor who may have raped her: Harry Dean Stanton as Roman Grant’s wife; Matt Ross as Alby Grant – Roman Grant's son; Željko Ivanek as J.J. Percy Walker – Nicki's first husband; Kevin Rankin as Verlan Walker – Cousin to Cara Lynn. He was kicked out when he became a teenager. It is revealed that he is married to Rhonda Vollmer with whom he has a child; Douglas Smith as Ben Henrickson – Bill and Barb's son

62. POPBITCH 09/06
After taking considerable advantage of the free booze at the British GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2018 last night, which media lovely fancied a little something xtra, and ended the night sloshing her way round the room asking all and sundry where she could get some drugs? Bless. Hope she doesn't catch too much... fallout.

For about the past month, this former actor has been sleeping on friends couches. He couldn’t pay the rent at his last place. He insists that his desperate need for money has nothing to do with any of the frauds he is promoting. Corey Feldman

This foreign born permanent A list celebrity was acting all lovey dovey with the wife this week, but had no qualms about spending time with his mistress yesterday. David and Victoria Beckham

This foreign born alliterate celebrity has her world crashing down on her right now with the world about to discover her role in a murder. Asia Argento

In order to try and get a marriage proposal this permanent A- list singer/host wants to force her A- list celebrity boyfriend into it by forcing him on a show about their relationship. Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton

This foreign born former A+ list tweener is being pressured by his girlfriend to get her a record deal. Umm, she doesn't sing. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin

This foreign born permanent A list model couldn't stop doing coke at a show honoring her. Naomi Campbell (Fashion Icon/British GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2018)

This A list dual network host thinks his girlfriend's monetary demands have become out of control. He is looking to replace her with someone much less expensive. Ryan Seacrest/Shayna Taylor

This former A list Disney actress turned B+ list adult actress who I also think has the possibility of a different type of acting in her future has gone to the powers that be five times at her previous home to complain about a producer who molested her and other girls her age. Nothing was done. The producer is still working and still "mentoring" tweens and teens. Bella Thorne

Not only did these two frequent co-stars not pose for any photos together last night, they did their best to avoid each other entirely. Both are foreign born. Both are A list. Both are in a franchise. Oh, and the one who is the lead in that franchise was also an a-hole to fans who asked for a photo with him. I'm guessing none of the fans was a young attractive female because the married actor would have been all over them in a second. Chris Hemsworth/Tom Hiddleston (British GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2018)

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#10**
At the same event as #9, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress was overheard saying something that might well be a first. She hooked up with a producer so her actor ex could get the role. Kate Beckinsale (Michael Sheen)

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#11**
I find it pretty interesting that this permanent A list designer has been spending more time on red carpets and at events while her daughter is dying. Donatella Versace (Allegra)

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#12**
I am not really sure how this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress always has a smile on her face in public when she is asked about her foreign born cheating actor husband. I think she just sticks with it for the kids. Isla Fisher/Sacha Baron Cohen (British GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2018)

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#13**
This foreign born permanent A- list singer everywhere but North America recently got a breast enlargement. She says it is for her new boyfriend. Huh? She only dates guys in the closet after that terribly abusive relationship she had with that foreign born actor who did the same thing to an actress here in the States. Kylie Minogue/Paul Solomons/Olivier Martinez/Halle Berry

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#14**
Apparently being out of the country made this former almost A- list mostly television actress think she could party with her favorite drug of choice and no one would notice. They noticed and then realized it makes all of her other denials sound ridiculous when you are watching her doing it in front of your face. Rose McGowan ("GQ Men of the Year Awards 2018")

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#15**
It was going to be all for show anyway, but there are rumblings this alliterate very tall model is going to postpone for now any wedding talk with the guy she calls her boyfriend. Hmmmm. I wonder why. Could be very good news for a certain "stan" nation out there. Karlie Kloss/Joshua Kushner (Taylor Swift)

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#16**
Think of the oddest f**king couple you can. Yeah, probably not the way to go about it. I don't really care when people get together all that much if they are both single. This one though is crazy in the ways it could explode. How about the A list comedian who just lost her high profile streaming gig doing the dirty with the disgraced A list comedian who tried to mount a comeback last week. How did this happen? Oh, I can't wait for this to go public. Michelle Wolf/Louis C.K.

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/06 **#17**
Just Awful: I have written about this director/producer/a-hole a few times. You may recall him as the director who spent more time trying to molest/harass/coerce into sex this former Disney actress who finally gave in, than actually directing the movie in which she starred. It has been years now that she has had to endure his behavior and he has photos of her and shares them with friends to show that women still want him. Women don't want him. They are afraid of saying no. It is why he goes for women who are very young and very easily intimidated. I hinted that our actress was ready to stand up for herself and she did. He has been fighting back by releasing false stories about her to tabloids. He also wants the tabloids to call the pair "broken up," as if they were actually dating rather than him abusing her. Apparently he found someone on the movie he is directing who is legal in the country where they are shooting and has been sending clips of him having sex with her to our actress. I hate this guy with every ounce of my being. The things he has been doing for decades are disgusting and no one says anything because of how powerful he is behind the scenes. This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor who not that long ago gave up a franchise tried to call out the a-hole but was thwarted and even at A+ list had trouble getting any good roles for nearly a year. So, if that happens to him, what is a teen actress supposed to think about her chances of saying no.

Director/producer/a-hole: Kenny Ortega
Former Disney actress: Dove Cameron
Movie: "Descendants"

Currently directing/country: "Descendants 3"/Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (age of consent is 16)
Foreign born A+ actor/franchise:
Christian Bale ("Batman") ("Newsies")

Bravo blind items are always difficult to substantiate for two reasons. 1. A lot of conflicting agendas and information. More than any other network. 2. Confusion over who actually calls the shots regarding casting and commissioning nowadays. A fairly reputable source has assured us that we can bank on this one, however, informing us that a legendary housewife has been downgraded from star to guest much to their woe. ‘Bravo feel it’s important she deals with her messy personal life first and foremost,’ a source says. Luann de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")

This A- list horror director/part-time actor has a secret child with a porn star he has been hiding for nearly a decade. He says if it became public it would ruin his career. I don't see how that is possible, but to each his own. Eli Roth/Brittney Skye

It turns out this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor who has a superhero franchise, also made his own wardrobe choice for a scene in the latest installment. He was trying to let a certain celebrity know it was OK for her to open up to the world. Ryan Reynolds ("Dead Pool 2")/Taylor Swift

This former A- list "singer" all of you know is using family money on both sides and connections on both sides to pay for a huge marketing campaign. Oh, and a little payola through some intermediaries to get a buzz about her latest effort. All told, the amount spent is nearly $500K and they could have just burned it and got the same final result. People just don't care about her any longer. Ashlee Simpson

It certainly didn't take long for this Housewife to get back to work doing what she does best. She was trolling for customers this week at a very big event. Danielle Staub ("Real Housewives of New Jersey") (E!, ELLE & IMG celebrate the Kick-Off To NYFW: The Shows at The Pool)

This is one of the longer relationships in Hollywood although they don't actually live in LA. At this point, she is an A- list mostly television actress from an acting family all of you know while he also mainly acts on television. Too much cheating from both of us while they both have been working and the public split announcement is coming. Maggie Gyllenhaal/Peter Sarsgaard

With all the drugs talked about on this southern reality show, no one ever asks why the closeted one pops oxy like popcorn. It explains so much about his behavior. Craig Conover ("Southern Charm")

I hope this A list rapper isn't breastfeeding because her limo driver says she was doing bumps of coke on the way to an event yesterday. Cardi B

After doing some asking around all day yesterday, it appears that this C list celebrity every single one of you know but probably wish you didn't was involved in a very sick game with his D list celebrity wife most of you know. They would hire college guys to wash their car or do other odd jobs around the house. The wife would then seduce them while the husband either watched from a monitor in a different room or sometimes right in the room. Sometimes, the wife would be home alone and seduce them and when in bed, the husband would burst into the room and chase the guy out of the house. The thing is though, the husband made sure to always stay out of the view of the camera so it looks like only the wife was involved. That same camera has the wife doing all matter of drugs and drinking while the husband again stayed out of sight. He plans to use it all to make it look like his wife is out of control and he was perfectly normal and tried to put a stop to it. Michael Lohan/Kate Major

This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee somehow escaped being disgraced and exiled for his horrible actions. He is at it again. Not the exact same type situation as before, but still underage and he refers to her as a relative which is creepy when he is referring to her as a relative while he has his hand firmly planted on her butt. Morgan Freeman

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#10**
Everyone else flew commercial. Not this permanent A- list mostly television actress. She knew she was getting an award no matter what. The organization had promoted the hell out of it. So, our actress last minute said she needed to fly private halfway around the world or she wasn't coming. They did it, but she burned every bridge at that place. Sarah Jessica Parker ("Talent Award" at 44th Annual Deauville American Film Festival)

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#11**
Apparently this former A+ list reality star all of you know and does not much of anything now crossed a line this past weekend. The always hated star was wasted and told a bunch of people how small her boyfriend's manhood is. He was right there. She always tries to find a way to get them to break up. Paris Hilton (Chris Zylka)

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#12**
The only way the design line works for this former reality star is by hooking up with as many financial backers as she can. She talks a lot about the company but it operates at a loss and she lives off the generosity of others while pretending to be a millionaire. Rachel Zoe (celebrity-stylist splits)

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#13**
She talked her way into another season of her network show after trashing the producers when the previous season ended. This time though, there is no coming back. The foreign born former A- list singer will not be back next season. Mel B ("America’s Got Talent")

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#14**
This former rapper turned reality television mainstay on this former music channel has legally speaking been raping his underage girlfriend for well over a year. Many people have reported it, but no one has done anything to stop it. Even the producers of the show don't care.

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#15**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor all of you know threatened to commit suicide in front of his children last night. Ben Affleck

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07 **#16**
He Tried To Kill Them: If you ask this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is on hit show, she will say the details are fuzzy. She remembers coming home from a set where she was filming a movie which was a smalllllll budget film. The hours were long, and the pay not so great. The movie did really well compared to its budget. Anyway, she got home late and when she walked in the door, he slammed her into a wall by the door. There was a painting on the wall and it dropped on her head and his because of how violently he slammed her body into the wall. She says she lost her breath and couldn't answer when he was asking about an actor on the set and whether she was sleeping with him. Because she couldn't answer, he assumed she was sleeping with him. He then took out a knife and held it to her throat before punching
her. She blacked out. She says she woke up about 12 hours later and he wasn't in the house. She had bruises all over her body. She packed up her bags and walked out and has not spoken to him since. Apparently this foreign born singer has been hospitalized for nearly a month because of the beating she took from the same man. She also says he held a knife to her throat and that he could kill her and no one would care. Unlike the victim above, our singer says she was awake for every bit of the beating. Apparently she didn't show what he thought was a proper level of appreciation for a gift he got her. It was a bronzed bangle bracelet that was an antique. He used that to beat her and then raped her while screaming at her that she should have thanked him and all of it could have been avoided. Later, after he left, she also walked away, but left most of her possessions because she was worried he would come back. Talulah Riley (Angela "Westworld")/Elon Musk/Grimes

The successful working relationship between this huge network and their hit-making showrunner(s) is over, our source tells us. ‘Arguments over a show have left a bad taste in the mouth of everyone involved,’ says the source. ‘It’s caused [showrunner(s)] to quit the producing game for [network] as soon as they contractually can.’ An announcement could be delayed because of current show commitments. David Benioff and D.B. Weiss (HBO)

I don’t know the answer to my own blind item yet, but I am going to try to find out. My Tokyo source who has now left the city says she saw Porsha at breakfast eating with only the crew. She said Porsha was SUPER loud and she heard her before she saw her. # Porsha was talking with the crew about the night before and how someone was doing a lot of crying and she wanted to just tell her STOP. Hmmm, who do you think would be crying that Porsha would not be sympathetic to? Shamari DeVoe; Eva Marcille

Mr. X: What annoying late night host was seen in the bathroom inhaling something in a capsule form at one of the more high profile NYFW events the other night? Later on, my source saw him sharing the capsules with that daytime TV host and her her husband. It wouldn't surprise me if he shared the capsules with other people as well. Andy Cohen/Kelly Ripa/Mark Consuelos (The Ralph Lauren 50th Anniversary Show)

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#2**
Mr. X: With his longtime (closeted) boyfriend out of the country for a premiere, this closeted A/B-list actor who starred in possibly the biggest bomb of year movie-wise was seen flirting with that former Disney tweener turned successful adult singer. Oh and the singer ignored his beard/girlfriend for most of the night after they did the red carpet thing. Ansel Elgort (Timothée Chalamet/Toronto International Film Festival)/Nick Jonas/Priyanka Chopra (The Ralph Lauren 50th Anniversary Show)

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#3**
He probably thinks at this point, he is too old to go to rehab, but he really isn't that old. This alliterate former A+/A list mostly movie actor who was also A list on television back in the day is hooked on pain pills again and is combining them with a whole lot of wine.

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#4**
Why yes, it was this A- list host, who used to date the one word rapper who was one of the other women in the marriage of this other A- list host which is why he is no longer a married A- list host. Angela Rye/Common/Van Jones (Jana Carter)

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#5**
While the military is at it, they might want to a drug test because there is a whole lot more in the system of the celebrity CEO than just pot. Way more. I bet they don't test him though. I bet they just let him slide right by and wave as he goes by on his underground train that costs $1 to ride. I wonder if any of those were built in a place that didn't ask for permission. Where else could one really want an underground high speed train that travels a relatively short distance. This one could actually pay for itself. Elon Musk (The Air Force is determining ‘the appropriate process’ for Elon Musk smoking pot) (High-Speed Underground Rail in Chicago)

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#6**
I get that ultimately you make your own decisions about what enters your body and which substances you take. However, I also feel that if someone is battling to stay clean but they are being encouraged by their significant other to not be a party pooper and they should join in or else, than that changes the dynamic. If they are using a power they know they have over the other person, I think that changes things. So, when that person does say no and doesn't go to a party, and tries to do the right thing, what are they supposed to think when they get cheated on at the party they didn't attend. As I have been warning you, it could very well happen again. Very easily. Mac Miller/Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson ("Saturday Night Live" after-party)

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#7**
Apparently this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is going to give it one more try with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. He has played with her heart for several years now but is telling her she is the one. It is the only reason she agreed to work with him again. Robert Pattinson/Mia Wasikowska ("The Devil All the Time")

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#8**
This one named singer has made it clear that she is doing this network reality show with the intention of either winning it or making it a long way and hooking up with anyone on the show that will get her more tabloid coverage. Many people have no idea who she is, and she wants to use the platform to make herself a big star. Tinashe ("Dancing with the Stars")

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#1**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: This former A- list mostly television actress from a very hit show which is now defunct has had a couple massive television hits in her career. Things have dried up for her as of late. Could be a Hollywood cliche but it was nice to see her hanging out with her husband after it looked like that drama student she taught in a series of classes might be a replacement. They hooked up for at least a year. Alyson Hannigan/Alexis Denisof

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#2**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: Speaking of cheating, this A- list mostly television actress from an acting family who has been acting since childhood, still shows no signs of splitting with her celebrity husband even though he cheats on her all the time at these "camps" he attends. Candace Cameron Bure/Valeri Bure

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#3**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress has a pay cable middling hit in which she stars. She also spent most of the night at an after party with her head down doing lines of coke. She would take breaks to make out with a woman who did not appear to be her date, but someone she met at the party. Melissa Barrera or Mishel Prada ("Vida"/STARZ)

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#4**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: This A list dual threat actor has this image he has cultivated as someone who is a friend of the MeToo movement. The thing is though, last night while his wife of many many years was talking to friends, our actor was hitting on a woman at a party and telling her he could get her roles. He kept asking her what she would do for him if he did. The woman knew what he wanted, but didn't want to offend him by saying no directly. After a couple minutes, the actor finally realized it was going to be a no and called her some horrific names and told her she would never amount to anything in the business. Bill Pullman

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#5**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: Per his usual behavior this former A+ list everywhere you looked on television turned A-/B+ list actor got wasted at an after party. He then progressed into some off color jokes and then the oral skills of his significant other. He then tried to badger her into performing oral sex on him right there. She was humiliated. He has done this before she has not left him, so this probably won't be any different. William and Elizabeth Shatner

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#6**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: It really made for some awkward interviews to the point of there just being no interviews of this former A+ list celebrity all of you know. No one knows what is off limits and will make them look embarrassed for asking it. So, a grouping of banal questions turned into just not asking anything. Monica Lewinsky

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#7**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: The buzz last night says this married A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has been most recently seen on a hit almost network show took a recent gig for one reason. So, she can continue her affair with this former A+ list singer with celebrity offspring. Our actress is going to the opposite side of the country to have two months of filming and hookups with the singer.

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09 **#8**
Creative Arts Emmy Awards: She is halfway to EGOT glory at least as far as nominations go and honestly should have been 3/4 of the way there. She got screwed over there was not a nomination for a role on a cable series. She has an iconic place in television and makes her living here for the most part, but is not where she made her fame. I am a big fan of hers and it was obvious to all that she has some really problematic substance abuse issues and has dropped a bunch of weight. Last night she was like a zombie and not the person everyone loves.

115. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/10
She’s considered to be one of the super models of the new generation, but this A lister is planning on a change of career, claiming that she no longer has any passion for the profession. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the lack of interest from designers and the bad reputation. Kendall Jenner

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit network show tried to do a little damage control after the fact by publishing an open letter about how he is a vision of support for a certain person. The thing is though, even after the letter, he still bailed when it mattered most. It made him look worse than just standing pat and doing nothing. Sterling K Brown ("This Is Us")
 (Olivia Munn says she's getting the cold shoulder from "The Predator" cast after flagging 20th Century Fox that an actor (Steven Wilder Striegel) in the reboot of the franchise is a registered sex offender)

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#2**
File this under it only happened in her drug addled mind. I'm not sure the point of her doing this, but it didn't happen. This foreign born former A- list singer turned mess of an adult who still somehow has a several million dollar a year job did not hook up with this former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor. Her people leaked it and I don't understand why. Mel B/Zac Efron

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#3**
The people involved in promoting this scam are quite fond of claiming there isn’t any real money in it for them. What they don’t like to talk about is the big pledge for a whole bunch of money they got from a guy on his deathbed. Fortunately, the payment service they were using shut them down just before the score could go through. The Curious Case of Blayne E. Douglas, Vegan Mikey, Isaac Kappy and Lift the Veil

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#4**
Don't believe the hype. This athlete and foreign former A- list mostly television actress turned celebrity/frequent reality star split because the athlete feared for his life after a recent home invasion in his current country, at a home where neither was staying, but were supposed to have been. Adil Rami/Pamela Anderson

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#5**
This former B+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer/bad actress recently suffered a miscarriage. The thing that crushed her was the older guy she had met and pseudo married didn't even bother to return her calls or texts about it. Considering he was the father, he should have. Selena Gomez

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#6**
If you think it is just a comment and that this permanent A list mostly movie actress has not hooked up in the past with this A+ list athlete, then you are very wrong. One from every sport in that city. I will let you guess who the third is, and it would kind of blow your mind. Not that long ago. Halle Berry (David Justice "Cleveland Indians") (Johnny Manziel "Cleveland Browns") (LeBron James "Cleveland Cavaliers")

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#7**
If you are this A list celebrity is it creepy to be using the same surrogate as your sister-in-law used? Meghan, Duchess of Sussex (Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge)

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#8**
I think this makeover getting A list singer/rapper thinks this is all fun and games. The thing is though, he ghosted a woman after taking her virginity. He probably does that a lot, but, they are also probably not the granddaughter of this all-time known South American drug lord. Yeah, eventually, they will kill him even if they are 0-3 right now. Post Malone

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#9**
Designers determined this A list reality star was not all that great at her job. She didn't get along with her co-workers. She charged ten times the going rate. There were no measurable differences in sales with or without her. So, with tight margins, why even bother to hire her. Kendall Jenner/New York Fashion Week

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#10**
This C list celebrity is being paid a lot of money to record every conversation she has with this A+ list mostly movie actor who also likes to direct. Yes, there are even recordings of them having sex. Only audio though. Illegal? Yep. Tabloid going to get its money worth? Yep. Shauna Sexton/Ben Affleck (National Enquirer)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#11**
He really likes to test the limits of what she will put up with. This A- list reality star hooked up with his A- list ex and told his current celebrity girlfriend all about it. They are taking a break for a few days. She always said she wouldn't leave him, but the ex is kind of a touchy subject. Scott Disick/Kourtney Kardashian/Sofia Richie

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#12**
Someone really needs to audit the books of this organization which has seen a ton of Hollywood money thrown into its coffers. There are several people supposedly in charge of it who have a lot of brand new purchases including two with new homes in the $1.5M range or so who make $70K a year or thereabouts. I think people assume it is used for the intended purpose, but it just seems like one big raid on the ultimate cookie jar of guilt money. TIME’S UP Legal Defense Fund

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#13**
Is there going to be a wedding license? Maybe at some point in the future. The wedding this past weekend was for show - literally. Have to work on getting cast for next season or plant the seeds for another reality show on the same family of networks. Denise Richards/Aaron Phypers ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#14**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who has also been doing some television as of late was telling a story about when she was in between husbands she hooked up with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from two separate huge franchises. She says that she only had sex with him one time because he smelled of booze and cigarettes and it was on her and her bedding to the point she said she bought all new bedding. At that point, this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone higher on the list chimed in and said, "I had to move after a week of sex with him because the smell was so overpowering." Reese Witherspoon/Robert Pattinson/Zoe Kravitz

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#15**
Two to three bottles of wine and donuts are the current daily regimen for this former A+ list singer who has burned so many bridges that I'm not sure she will ever have a successful record again or get another shot at any kind of network talent show. Christina Aguilera

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10 **#16**
It Is Not A First: Everyone always assumes there has never been a closeted one season wonder. You would be wrong. In fact, one of the most popular one season wonders of all time was also closeted. He actually still is, but avoids calling attention to himself, even as he does any and all things to stay in front of the camera. I actually think he might be a replacement for the long time host who has been quietly trying to throw the former one season wonder under every bus and train he can find. Did the producers know? Maybe not when cast, but probably guessed when he didn't really show as much interest in the women as he did a certain male production assistant. They had a fling for a good year or so even while he was supposed to be planning his wedding. Nick Viall

132. ALL ABOUT THE TEA 09/11
Parenting fail! A reality star has been slapped by scandal — and has made her child her defender. A flurry of family drama is surrounding the reality star, and her minor child has been pulled into the bitter feud. The child has taken a crack at the reality star’s enemy via a blistering phone call — cursing and demanding an end to the exposure. This reality star doesn’t take parenting very seriously and routinely involves her minor child in adult issues — forcing the child to prematurely grow up.
Reality star: Kelly Dodd
The child: Jolie
Reality show: "Real Housewives of Orange County"

133. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/11
Remakes and new adaptations can be upsetting and not just to people like Mother of Six in our comment section, but also to many of the creatives involved in the original project. This B list actor is not an exception to that rule apparently and sent a vicious letter to a network redoing a project that he was involved in, complaining that he should have been cast and that the series is destined to be a flop without him. Sounds like the actor was drunk at the time of writing. The letter is so embarrassing that he’ll have to wear a mask in public if it ever leaks. William Shatner ("Star Trek")

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#1**
Not being shy about it at all, this one named singer says she carries Narcan with her at all times now that she is back with her A- list boyfriend. Halsey/G-Eazy

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#2**
This A/A- list dual threat actor from an acting family met up with the woman he calls his girlfriend after she finished a yachting gig. You would think he would pay her enough to not do that considering how many secrets she knows about him. James Franco/Isabel Pakzads

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#3**
Rather interesting that this actor was talking smack to this singer/rapper prior to his death. It was unusual enough that now there is an investigation into the singer/rapper's death. Pete Davidson/Mac Miller

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#4**
This foreign born A list athlete who almost exclusively competes in the US showed his temper again this past week when he beat his long time girlfriend because she didn't have food for him ready at 2am when he got back from a strip club.

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#5**
You want to know how bad of a job you are doing as a beard? When no one on earth really even knows you are bearding for the foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in his own corner of the sports world no one watches much over here. No, not soccer. Nicki Minaj/Lewis Hamilton

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#6**
This former A- list mostly television actress/host/reality star sure is quiet when it comes to the money she received from that disgraced actor. It went to a shell corporation and she is whisper quiet about it. Not only because the public would be ticked, but she doesn't want others close to her to know either. Keshia Knight Pulliam (Bill Cosby) (ex Ed Hartwell wants new hearing for child support)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#7**
You won't find it ever on a reality show. Probably. This B- list celebrity offspring came out of the closet to his wife which is why they split. Brandon Jenner (Leah)

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#8**
If you are this disgraced network executive, you probably should write a really big check to this former singing reality star turned frequent reality show participant. She got the jobs because of him. Now, that he can't pull those strings for her she wants a very big check or you can believe she is going to do some talking about every single time they hooked up and details. Les Moonves

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#9**
This A- list three named actress not named Chloe Grace Moretz has been doing her best to start a fling with this older probable permanent A list mostly movie actress not named Cameron Diaz who doesn't really act any longer. She thinks if she can get the actress to take things public it will be a huge boost to her career and help her wallet which has been thinning as of late. Oh, and she has had multiple relationships simply for the publicity and then dumps the other person whether they be male or female. Evan Rachel Wood/Jodie Foster

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#10**
Apparently that east coast Housewife who is still married was proposed to on her recent trip with her boyfriend. This is going to require some interesting footwork. My guess is file for divorce, wait a week, bring out boyfriend, wait three months and bring out the ring and then get married the day after the divorce is finalized. Teresa Giudice/Joe ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#11**
Apparently I am not the only one who caught on to the exaggerated salary announcement by this former escort turned celebrity turned B+ list actress turned celebrity/reality star. She was off the hook with some recent debt until she bragged about how much she is getting paid. Now they are going after her because she had pleaded poverty to them. They want the truth. Denise Richards ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills") (Amex credit card bill)

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#12**
This former A- list reality star who probably has A list name recognition and is not the most famous person in her family is already badgering producers of this long time franchise to have her own show. She doesn't want to share the spotlight beyond this season. So many others have asked and all have been turned down. She is probably going to get it though which is going to cause some epic words for a week. Then, the people shouting out the words will realize they would have to get a real job if they lost the television job and will do what they do every season. Bristol Palin

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#13**
This almost permanent A list singer doesn't like to fire anyone. Ever. So, when her new bodyguard she hired for her tour told her he didn't allow anyone he watched to use coke or hard drugs, our singer stopped cold turkey. She says she thought about using it so he would quit but that he is such a nice guy and supporting his family that she just quit. Katy Perry

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#14**
This B+ list mostly television actress who has been acting for a couple of decades is known by all of you. Yes, she is still a B+ list. She has gone lower, but never higher. Anyway, she has been mostly dating this actor/network "reality" guy all of you know. He is trash towards mostly all women. Our actress is in the same boat and says if he bought her coke he would make her do lines off his manhood or she wasn't allowed any. Rumer Willis/Nick Viall

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#15**
Apparently this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor not named Ryan Reynolds (because it applies to almost every cast member he was ever worked with) does not get along at all with his foreign born recent co-star. They are doing press and it is ice cold. It is Dakota/Jamie first press tour cold. Apparently our actor thought the actress would be interested in joining his ever expanding harem during filming. He was wrong and she was not happy. It has carried over. Ryan Gosling/Claire Foy ("First Man")

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/11 **#16**
Fan Protection: Every performer wants fans. Fans want to love the performers they admire. What happens though if the performer starts sexually assaulting some of their underage fans? If you are this Rob Zombie looking A- list DJ, you get your other fans to cover for you. He also gets them to shame the fans if they try and speak up. He silences them with threats and intimidation and since Datsik was busted for the same thing, has started trying to force these minors to sign NDA's. If that doesn't work, he has been known to let his fans know who they should target. A full on pile on effect on the victim's social media usually gets them to change their mind. It is only a matter of time before his hardball tactics are going to lead to the suicide of one of his victims. Bassnectar

150. VANITY FAIR ("Designing Women" Creator Linda Bloodworth-Thomason/Les Moonves) BLIND ITEM 09/12
(full article)
On top of her own allegations, Linda Bloodworth-Thomason also said that an unnamed famous actress, whose iconic detective show had recently been canceled, told her once that Moonves had forcibly kissed her. According to the actress, said Bloodworth-Thomason, she’d pitched Moonves a new show over lunch. He told her she was too old to star on his network, and when the actress began to cry, Moonves said, "I can’t let you leave like this"—before forcibly kissing her.
Les Moonves (In 2003, CBS had six of the ten most-watched primetime shows in the final quarter of 2005: CSI, Without a Trace, CSI: Miami, Survivor: Guatemala, NCIS, and Cold Case)(Poppy Montgomery ("Without a Trace"/37 when ended) (Kathryn Morris ("Cold Case"/41 when ended)

Love him or hate him, this guy is a loudmouth who doesn’t hesitate to tell it like he sees it- but there’s one thing he NEVER talks about: his prostate problem. Long story short: he LEAKS! He likes to project an image of macho virility, but under his custom made suits are custom made "diapers." He’s VERY self-conscious and has absorbent but undetectable "panty liners" sewn into all his underwear, to avoid wet spots. Thanks to his arrogant behavior, he has more than a few enemies and he’s terrified his secret will be exposed and he’ll be forever ridiculed! Donald Trump

152. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/12
I’ll keep this short and sweet. We’re hearing from a source in Europe that this mostly retired A list Icon has suffered a setback with her health and she may not have much longer to live. ‘It’s devastating,’ says a source close to the family simply. Tina Turner

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#1**
The dream of a lifetime is slipping away for this married foreign born A-list model. Miranda Kerr (husband Evan Spiegel Snapchat headed for bankruptcy)

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#2**
While thinly referencing his own bisexuality, this foreign born A- list mostly television actor has taken a shot at basically outing two of his fellow countrymen and an American. All are roughly the same spot on the list. Kit Harington (Tom Hiddleston; Tom Holland; Jeremy Renner)

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#3**
After years of kissing her ass in fear of losing their jobs, this group of hosts finally feels emboldened. The host who used to have her ass kissed now wishes she could fire them all for their remarks. Too late. Julie Chen (husband Les Moonves) ("The Talk"/Sheryl Underwood; Sharon Osbourne; Sara Gilbert; Eve)

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#4**
This former A- list rapper might be headed back to jail. Apparently she is quickly blowing through her monthly check from the permanent A list rapper and is now stealing money from people again. Foxy Brown/Jay Z

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#5**
This A- list dual threat actor who has a hit streaming show and does some movies too is in an acting family. He trashed a fellow co-star who quit the high rated show because of her principles. He said it was ridiculous. This is why he is an a-hole. Well, one of the reasons. Jason Bateman (Alia Shawkat won’t return to "Arrested Development")

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#6**
Despite the new big payday, this former A- list mostly television actor turned Hallmark mainstay/part time singer asked his fans for more money. John Schneider ("The Dukes of Hazzard") ("Dancing With the Stars")

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#7**
Why yes, it is weird that this very very rich some time reality star with celebrity offspring is cheating on his long time girlfriend with a frequent yachter/very good friend/model of his offspring who supposedly has a significant other. Mohamed Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Shiva Safai/Gigi and Bella Hadid/Emily Ratajkowski/Sebastian Bear-McClard

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#8**
It was a joke he said, but it sounds a lot like sex trafficking when this A+ list mostly movie actor tells his foreign based rich investor friends to send over a "companion," who is placed in the trailer of this other A+ list mostly movie actor for him to enjoy for a day. The "companion" had no choice but to be there because her passport had been taken away. She was discovered by a PA in the trailer before the A+ list actor arrived. Leonardo DiCaprio/Brad Pitt

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#9**
This former A list singer who does other things now has never faced his #MeToo issue because the girl he abused and sexually assaulted killed herself. Fred Durst; Mark McGrath

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#10**
Out at dinner last night, this permanent A list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and a member of the hair club for men, spoke only in Russian to all the staff. No English. None of the staff understood a word he was saying. It was out of control. Nicolas Cage

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#11**
One day she is perfect and the next day she is out of control wasted and you wonder if she will end up dead. Yesterday, was a great day for this A- list mostly movie actress. Like many others, she took part in a charity event. Unlike every other celebrity, she pulled out her checkbook and wrote a check for $100K, Next biggest check? $10K from someone who makes 20 times what she makes. Amber Heard/Goldie Hawn (Annual Charity Day Hosted By Cantor Fitzgerald, BGC and GFI)

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#12**
This B+ list mostly television actress sounds a lot like something legal if you use her name a certain way. Anyway, she is married to a guy, but she was definitely making out with a female model at NYFW yesterday. She looked so happy. I have never figured out why she has not come out. Dianna Agron (Oscar De La Renta - Front Row - New York Fashion Week)

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#13**
Apparently this A- list mostly movie actress is really trying to do the publicity thing like she has never done before. She didn't even care about her ex bailing on his commitment because she got the publicity from it on the front end. I was hoping she had done it for noble reasons, but now, it doesn't appear so. Jennifer Garner (hides from fans while attending 'Peppermint' screening)

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#14**
Certain people over at this studio know what happened in China, but the numbers are few. They are trying to make sure they have a chance at leaving the door open for a return. Yes, despite what he did. Apparently they feel since it was legal there and there are no witnesses who will say anything, that he might be able to come back. Henry Cavill ("Mission: Impossible Fallout" premiere)

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/12 **#15**
Another One: Another one is a common phrase heard in the office of a firm hired to investigate this pretty much former producer. They were hired by the parent company to find out what kind of liability in dollar terms the company could be on the line for. The company wasn't concerned about the well being of the actresses or what they experienced on set. In fact, they have been trying, with the help of the investigators to get the actresses to sign away any all rights to sue or discuss anything that went on during productions. Another one refers to what an investigator says when they find a new person who is reporting abuse on the set. It is usually said several times a day. Dozens of them have signed their life away for a few bucks and a promise to call them if any acting opportunities come up. One person, has not signed. In fact, she recently rebuffed efforts to sign anything and has taken the opportunity to step out again. She is emboldened and wants to tell the world her story. In the past, she would have done it one Tweet at a time. Now, she plans on a news magazine show to tell her story and finally break open what the world has been waiting for. Who ever knew, she would be our hero. Amanda Bynes ("The Amanda Show")
(POSSIBLY: Dan Schneider)

168. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/13
I don’t know if any of you remember the iconic Alex Rodriguez herpes chart that was circulating for awhile, but it tried to figure out which celebrities had herpes, working from an initial source (which people said was ARod) to women that he dated (Jessica Biel etc.) to the men that they then dated (Justin Timberlake etc.) The Harvey Weinstein scandal caused a lot of controversy for a lot of people, but these two A list actresses in particular were asked to be "gentle" with their statements by a very important connection. ‘They’re close to someone who is very close to Harvey,’ a source tells us. ‘Someone who was completely complicit in his dealings.’ If the media dug deep and reported on this Harvey Weinstein connection, then it could spell another scandal for the actresses in question. Bruna Papandrea (executive producer of "Big Little Lies"/Nicole Kidman and Reese Witherspoon) husband Steve Hutensky (Miramax lawyer nicknamed the "Cleaner-Upper")

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#1**
Do you think that when this former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is hitting the meth pipe that his future father-in-law is there silently freaking out or goes somewhere until the deed is finished? Justin Bieber/Stephen Baldwin

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#2**
It is appearing more likely that this alliterate raper had something slipped to him that killed him. Mac Miller

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#3**
This former A- list talk show host is in for a rude shock when she discovers the love of her life is married with kids. Chelsea Handler

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#4**
If he does run for President, this former A+ list athlete will be the only one I know of who has been and is a coke addict. Oscar De La Hoya

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#5**
This A list singer/actress who might finally win that Oscar she's always wanted, requested the most expensive jewels on the planet for her big night at this event up north. Her security team had to perform recon to transport them to the event in a high-security black briefcase. Upon receiving the jewels, which are said to come from one of the rarest diamonds in the world, our star shouted "OH MY GOD HALLELUJAH!" Her security team had to stay for hours longer as our star was very hesitant about giving the jewels back. Ironic, considering her character in her upcoming film which will probably win many awards, much to our surprise. Lady Gaga (Toronto Film Festival)

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#6**
This way under age A- list rapper is still hooking up with a guy in his 30's and no one seems to care. Her parents think it is amazing. Danielle ("cash me outside") Bregoli

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#7**
This former A list tween actress/singer is an adult A-/B+ list actress all of you know. It is looking more likely that her big life event is not going to be enough to save her relationship. Hilary Duff (pregnant)

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#8**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: Not anything but a head's up (in case you missed it), but since he's very probably going to be a dancing boy (in the saga I mean) there's is a revelation about a certain former child actor on a videotaped podcast based on comics. (Not that I didn't think it already or anything...) Isaac Kappy

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#9**
They can deny it all they want, but everyone knows this A list rapper got where she is because of payola. They got their money back and more and are on to the next person. Don't think it is just the rapper either. In the past year, the same group of people are responsible for the meteoric rise of this foreign born A- list singer who is seemingly everywhere and does the vowel thing at the end of both her names. Oh, and another A- list singer with the same vowel pattern.
A list rapper: Cardi B
Foreign born A-list singer: Dua Lupa
Another A-list singer: Bebe Rexha

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#10**
This southern Congressman goes out of his district (which borders another state) and barely out of his state every other weekend when he is back home to visit his favorite escort. Oh, she has some juicy details. Apparently she just found out he is a Congressman even though they have been seeing each other almost two years. Mark Sanford

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#11**
This former A- list mostly television actress is lying about her account being hacked. She is just having second thoughts about the embarrassment/humiliation sure to come when her significant other is busted cheating on her in public. So, just deny they are anything more than friends. Ashley Benson (Cara Delevingne)

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#12**
I might actually get sick from the spin this Housewife is putting on her wedding day. Please. If that garbage she is spewing is true, then last month would have made a whole lot more sense. Am I right? The "wedding" was for television. Just be honest. She wanted it on this season to try and make sure she gets invited back. Plain and simple. Own the truth. Denise Richards/Aaron Phypers ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills") rush to get "married," on September 8th because 8 means infinity

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#13**
The producers of this long running franchise don't care at all about the cloud swirling around the head of this foreign born former superhero. They want to cast him as their next replacement. Henry Cavill (James Bond)

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#14**
The friends of this one year wonder say her boyfriend has not even tried to kiss her on the lips, other than a peck here and there. This is why he usually doesn't even go the beard route because it is just so obvious. 2017 Miss Universe - Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters/Tim Tebow

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#15**
Why yes, that was a one hit wonder being his usual sweaty cokehead self as he made all kinds of unwanted passes at women last night while his significant other stayed back at home. Robin Thicke (Playboy Club New York Grand Opening)

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13 **#16**
She Did It: Several months ago I wrote about this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who read one of the blind reveals and was compelled to act on what she knew. She had the advantage because she had been inside the place that all the records were kept. She needed a reason to get back in there, but it didn't seem possible she would be able to get back in the way she did back in the day. At that point in time, she got in through her relationship with the secret keeper. It was a worldwide known relationship. After what happened last time and the hoops he went through to get his relationship back on track, the possibility seemed slim it could happen like that again. She was wrong. He took the bait. He jumped at the bait and the fact she managed to get someone very close to her come in to the deal, made him anxious to do whatever he could to make it happen. She says she and her friend went to his place and there was no cloak or dagger thing involved. She knew where everything was, so when she went for some water and he was still heavily involved with her friend, she grabbed what she needed and threw it in her bag. Several hours later, she and her friend were on their way out of the house with the papers. Her big question now is what to do with the papers. She still has them and he has no idea. Honestly, I am not sure he even knew what they were. She only knew about them because she has an interest in history and had seen them before. It was not until she read the reveal that it all clicked together for her. Sienna Miller/affair with married Balthazar Getty (son of kidnapped John Paul Getty heir in "All the Money in the World")

Modern Family will return for its 10th season later this month, and the creators of ABC’s veteran family comedy are hoping that the laughs aren’t the only thing that draw tears from viewers. Yes, the grim reaper will visit the show in an episode airing in the first half of this season, co-creator Christopher Lloyd tells EW. "We’re handling some bigger life events in this season," he says. "We do deal with a death, which is certainly a topic that families have to deal with, and on television, it’s not easy to do because that’s a heavy subject. But at the same time, it would seem unusual for a family not to go through it." Not surprisingly, Lloyd isn’t revealing who is headed six feet under — or if it’s one of the main family members — but he promises that he/she is a "significant character on the series" and the death "will be a moving event — and an event that has repercussions across several episodes." Modern Family — which features Ed O’Neill as the grand patriarch of the family and stars Ty Burrell, Julie Bowen, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Sofia Vergara, Eric Stonestreet, Ariel Winter, Sarah Hyland, Rico Rodriguez, Nolan Gould, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, and Jeremy Maguire — is entering the last season of its contract. Will this be the last-ever season for the veteran comedy that won a record-tying five consecutive Outstanding Comedy Series Emmys (and has been nominated every year but this one)? Lloyd remains optimistic that there will be Dunphy doofiness beyond this season. "There’s goodwill on both sides to make it happen, but there’s also complicated matters that have to get worked through, and there’s a time constraint on it, because we can’t have it take too long," he shares. "I’m hoping that that doesn’t make the whole thing go away, but I think there’s a decent chance we’ll see it happen. I hope there is. From our standpoint creatively we’ve gotten excited writing this season and changing the lives of the characters — some in a significant way — and it’s made us think, ‘Wow, there’s a lot to explore in the lives of these characters.’ They’re in many ways such different characters than they were five or 10 years ago when we started and they’re just as interesting and just as funny. So our standpoint was, ‘Well, if we can do another season, we may as well. I’m hoping that we have some news on that [soon], and if it winds up that we tried and just couldn’t make it work, we will have a great final season for sure." Asked for an overall hint about season 10, Lloyd says, "There is a significant change in the dynamics of the family that people maybe thought was going to happen at some point down the line that is happening sooner than expected." Is that clue related or unrelated to the aforementioned death? Well, that’ll be the joy of discovery that awaits you when Modern Family kicks off season 10 on Sept. 26 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. DeDe (Shelley Long), ex-wife of Jay (Ed O’Neill), and mother of Claire (Julie Bowen) and Mitch (Jesse Tyler Ferguson)

186. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/14
We all have a best feature. Something that we like to emphasis to distract a little from other less "best" features. Well, apparently this A list newswoman feels that way about her legs and has no qualms about telling cameramen to use a specific angle to showcase her "great pins". "She watches everything back, so if you don’t listen and obey…," says a source suggestively. That might be the weirdest story I’ve heard today and I just read about Bieber getting married in a New York courthouse.

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress here who is A+ list in her home country is alive. She is just hiding out in her married lover's vacation house for now. Fan Bingbing

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#2**
The career of this A lit rapper is on the line now that some video of her doing coke while having sex with three men is about to be released. Cardi B

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list singer/rapper e-mailed some proof of conquest so to speak to his former A+ list rapper who then confronted his A+ list wife. Drake/Kanye West (sex with Kim Kardashian)

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#4**
This B+ list celebrity offspring got this foreign born former A+ list tweener on his oxy while he came down from his meth and that is what it takes to get him to agree and sign on the dotted line so to speak. Hailey Baldwin/Justin Bieber (so, when you look at his tweaking video, just remember you saw the truth here long before it)

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#5**
This convicted child molester that people keep giving jobs to was with some tweens the other night. Yep, not even 13. Two were for sure 12 according to someone who was there to witness it. 6ix9ine (in Russia)

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#6**
In the four hours this A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show was out the door, she was cheated on by her ancient significant other. Katharine McPhee/David Foster

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actor loves technology. What he didn't like was having to fork over a bunch of cash because his robot dogs attacked one of his housekeepers. Leonardo DiCaprio

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#8**
Police are looking into reports that this alliterate rapper got into an argument with a drug dealer selling a block from a high school three days before he died. Those closest to him saying he was trying to stop the dealer. Others are saying it was just a beef over prices. The police are at least looking into it. Mac Miller

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#9**
Don't believe the hype. This A list singer has not been hospitalized. Ariana Grande

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#10**
Apparently this long time bromance/business partnership is on the rocks. Look for these two hosts of entirely different kinds of programs to take a hiatus from their touring. Anderson Cooper/Andy Cohen

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#11**
If you read this space prior to this show airing, you know why it was given a greenlight. That show is not going anywhere (no matter what people say or its crap reviews and ratings) as long as that married former A- list mostly television actress from multiple hit shows back in the day keeps sleeping with the guy she is sleeping with who says yes or no to shows. Alyssa Milano ("Insatiable")

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#12**
Way to try and rewrite history you a-hole. Everyone on this earth knows you pressured your permanent A list ex wife to start taking drugs and then got her started on crack. No one believes your story that you were some kind of saint who was forced to sin. That is ridiculous. Bobby Brown/Whitney Houston

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#13**
People have tried to help them. People have especially tried to help her because of her anorexia to go along with her coke use. They are co-stars on a very hit show and when they end up dead together don't be shocked. I also wouldn't be shocked if she dies one night because he wants her to keep going. I thought things were bad six months ago. This is next level. My spy felt like crying because things looked so helpless when she looked at the actress. Natalia Dyer/Charlie Heaton ("Stranger Things")

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#14**
Always creepy is this B+ list actor/writer all of you know but the average gossip person would have to be given a name he associated with to get it. Anyway, he had an unplanned meet and greet after a premiere that consisted solely of a group of six or seven women in their late teens and early 20's. He asked each of them for their phone number. Justin Theroux (Jennifer Aniston) ("Maniac")

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#15**
This foreign born former A list singer who thankfully is not that high on the list any longer seemed oblivious to the black and blue breasts she was sporting beneath an open robe while getting makeup applied prior to a recent television appearance. Lily Allen

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14 **#16**
We're On A Mission From God: This iconic rock band, known for rumors and personal entanglements has topped themselves! The two Americans in this band, who joined as a couple with big dreams, have a tumultuous relationship. Ironically, the male vocalist and guitarist was the only one the band wanted but he insisted he and his GF were a package deal when they joined the band 43 years ago. His ethereal former girlfriend, who pursued a solo career in addition to her commitment to the band, was always obsessed with the male leader of another iconic band, recording with him and often taking the stage during his concerts. Though very friendly, the married Southern band leader never gave into her aggressive pressures to become a couple. Heartbreakingly, the leader of this Southern Rock band died last fall. This death seemed to bring about much angry entitlement in the singer. She has been consumed with booting her ex from their band and replacing him with the lead guitarist from her dead friend’s band with whom she has written songs in the past. She has a history of insisting on odd and eventually disastrous partnerships after someone close to her dies. She was already angry with her ex because, after years of refusing to create new music with the band, the male singer and other female singer made an album together in 2017 naming it similar to the album she had made with her ex some 45 years ago. The other two group members performed on the album too. They did a brief tour which infuriated the singer. Our singer and her personal assistant who is known to have adversarial relationship with her ex, set about to gaslight him. This resulted in a big fight in January during a very large award type show. A week her ex was ousted in a landslide move and replaced with her dead friend’s mate. Because the new band member is not known for his vocals, they crowded in another male singer. The band set about to announce their new tour and tell the public her ex didn’t want to tour on their time table, thinking it would work because he declined to tour once during the late 80’s. The other female singer ( who has been with the band since 1970) was informed after the fact which she started on a TV interview related to the band’s lineup change. This same band member threatened to quit soon afterwards if the band "didn’t make things right." She was begged to stay by the band’s founder and did so but is not happy with the situation. The band didn’t count on were the leaks from their inner circle and their now ex-band member’s feisty young wife being very vocal about the real reason behind her husband’s departure. They did not expect the fan backlash. Especially from HER fans. The now six member band is panicking because many aren’t buying the "he did not want to tour" line. They do not want any backlash against their rock and roll ballerina because she is the most popular and known for her good witch persona. They don’t want the public to know the real truth about this twirling singer because she is a main draw. Making matters worse, the "new band" with the same name, just appeared on a daytime talk show with a lackluster performance and lots of criticism of no energy or chemistry in performing two of the songs from their classic 5 member line up. Ticket sales to their tour are low and they are scrambling. I think they are in trouble!

Band: "Fleetwood Mac"
Male vocalist and guitarist/wife: Lindsey Buckingham/Kristen Messner
Former girlfriend: Stevie Nicks
Male leader of another iconic band: Tom Petty
Lead guitarist from her dead friend’s band: Mike Campbell ("Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’)
Other male singer: Split Enz/Crowded House veteran Neil Finn
Male singer/other female singer album: Lindsey Buckingham/Christine McVie
Talk show appearance: "Ellen"

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#1**
Apparently this is a thing for a certain disgraced A-list director. The photo is from a party hosted by one of his friends. Bryan Singer

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#2**
Of course this Mr. Burns look alike would say what he said simply because of the things he has done to his current wife and all the other wives of his past. He should be glad there was no #MeToo movement back in the day or he would be screwed. He also thinks that all women will stay no matter what if the money is right. He proved that with the current one. Not sure why she stayed other than the bucks. Larry King (Larry King lauds ‘stand-up girl’ Julie Chen for sticking by Les Moonves)

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#3**
You know, you lose all respect for someone when they hang out with a known child molester. You think they are scum when they watch that person molesting and groping tweens early teens and knowing that person is going to rape them later. Such is the case for this former A+ list rapper. He didn't say a peep. Kanye West/Tekashi69

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#4**
He can call it what he wants, but this former A list mostly television actor turned crap movie actor turned most failed television actor who all of you still know from the first one was recently in rehab. Matthew Perry

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#5**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress with the fancy name from a soon to end hit show should go back on her meds because she actually is having some crazy hallucinations and told people the other day about a two hour conversation she had with someone. That someone doesn't exist. Portia Doubleday ("Mr. Robot")

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#6**
This actress barely works. She is probably C+ if you go just by her acting. Her name recognition is much higher though because she goes to the right parties and has an A- list mostly television actor boyfriend who has a hit show for a network that usually only does made for tv movie type things. Anyway, two things. He is cheating on her with several of their threesome partners. Second, she recently yelled at a makeup artist she hired who was five minutes late. How long did she yell and berate and put the woman in her place? 30 minutes. This is not the first time her bad behavior has been exposed. Cara Santana/Jesse Metcalf

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#7**
This former employee of a reality family (all of you know if you follow the family) is ripping people off by claiming if they invest in her new line of products, that they are doing the same thing the family is doing. It isn't true. The family hates her. Make-up artist Joyce Bonelli (Kardashians)

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15 **#8**
What is crazy is this foreign born A+ list singer/rapper's people are the ones doing everything they can to show him dating someone barely legal. They assumed she would go along with it for publicity. She wants nothing to do with it though. Drake (Jimmy Jam’s daughter Bella Harris)

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#1**
This former A- list tweener better be careful. His new best friend is that former A list teen actor who has way better drugs than the former tweener is used to. That is how you get an overdose death. I'm sure the former teen actor would find a way to exploit it. Aaron Carter/Corey Feldman

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#2**
Apparently behind the scenes, this A list rapper said some not nice things about this foreign born permanent A list singer. Therefore, the singer has made it her mission to get the rapper dis-invited to events and for producers and others not to work with her. I hope the rapper enjoyed her career. Cardi B/Rihanna

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#3**
It is really rare that I talk about this corner of the entertainment industry. However, when things in that corner pop up and they spill over into everything else, it can be interesting. Apparently, the person who quit rather than being fired in this situation, has two best friends who are both actors you know. One is probably A- and one is probably going to win an Oscar this year. The person who quit set them up with co-workers on the down low and also knows a couple secrets about the pair that they probably don't want made public. Adam Venit (William Morris Endeavor)/Rami Malek ("Mr. Robot") (Freddie Mercury "Bohemian Rhapsody"/Jake Gyllenhaal

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#4**
This A- list reality star made his much younger celebrity girlfriend get a breast enlargement so they would be the same size as his ex. While she was healing though, he refused to see her until the swelling went down because he didn't want those images in his head. Scott Disick/Sofia Richie/Kourtney Kardashian

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#5**
For all of his loyalty, this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor all of you know was basically given his choice of ten women to choose from to be his girlfriend. They were all lifetime members so to speak who are the offspring of lifetime members. In other words, they will do what they are told because they know the consequences. Giovanni Ribisi/Emily Ward (Scientology)

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#6**
This former A list athlete turned washed up celebrity turned A- list reality star turned celebrity ALL of you know crashed an event last night, but no one had the heart to kick the celebrity out. The celebrity even walked the red carpet. Caitlyn Jenner (Variety And Women In Film's 2018 Pre-Emmy Celebration)

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#7**
This back in the day A+ list mostly movie actor is probably A-/B+ list now. He is not the father of the baby that is coming. He agreed to allow another man to impregnate his wife because of something another man advised. It is way more creepy than it sounds here. Richard Gere (HH Dalai Lama)

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#8**
This A list celebrity chef who doesn't really cook for a living and never really has, does have many shows under his belt. He also liked to use that belt to beat his last girlfriend which is why she left him. Rocco DiSpirito

219. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/17
Starting off early this morning because I’m firing on all cylinders. This couple been engaged for a little bit and are supposedly getting married in the near future, but a key dispute is stopping them from typing the knot. ‘She’s refusing to sign the prenup!’ a source laughs. ‘He doesn’t want her to have ownership in his company and she is insisting on it to the point they’re viciously fighting on a regular basis and they even have spells where they’re not talking to each other unless they really have to.’ Karlie Kloss (Joshua Kushner/"Thrive Capital," "Oscar Health" and "Cadre")

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#1**
There is no way that this former A- list mostly television actress turned reality star turned celebrity wants to be sued. All of those nasty secrets she has been hiding from the public to keep her lofted image will all come out and everyone will know what a fraud she is. Roma Downey

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#2**
She almost did it. She got him wasted out of his mind to do the first part and she was minutes away from the second, most permanent part when he backed off. She has been trying to rush this thing to get to the altar before he listens to everyone around him and gets a prenup. When this all started many years ago with the actor sending her off, this is what they dreamed of to take care of the entire family. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#3**
Looks like the celebrity CEO is taking people's money for the entire purchase price and then stiffing them on delivery. Umm, that seems a lot like stealing. This is not an isolated case, but has been reported hundreds of times the past few days. Elon Musk

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#4**
This former stripper turned model turned reality star turned celebrity is the one who should be looked at for a missing item. Giving it to someone to have them sell it and then filing an insurance claim seems like something that might be a touch illegal. She is just doing what everyone else in town seems to be doing. Amber Rose (engagement ring from Wiz Khalifa stolen)

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#5**
This performer/reality star has been seeing a guy for many months. It didn't fit into the narrative of what the reality show or her employer wanted so she had to keep it quiet for quite some time. I wrote about him before but now he is apparently no longer going to be kept a secret and her PR team is getting the world ready for dating but it is going to be funny when she gets married after a month or two of dating rather than the 8 or 9 it has actually been. Nikki Bella (John Cena)

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#6**
Apparently this flash in the pan reality star is pregnant by a man who was not her reality star boyfriend which kind of threw a wrench into their relationship. He doesn't know yet. He just thinks he was dumped for other reasons. Mike Crowe/Monica Villalobos ("The Proposal")

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#7**
Don't believe the lies. This A list rapper who is throwing her career under the bus the past few weeks was responsible for the post she claimed was not her responsibility. Don't do coke kids. Cardi B (denies posting transphobic meme on Facebook)

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#8**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee recently secretly adopted a baby. No big deal and not blind item worthy. What makes it blind item worthy is the child belonged to the mom of someone who was murdered by that Border Patrol officer. Apparently he also sold babies to adoption agencies and our actress adopted one. She is working with police now to try and find a solution. My guess is she will be allowed to keep the child.

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#9**
It looks like this A- list mostly movie actress has stepped up her game even more. Her team is leaking some pretty bad stories about the girlfriend of our actress' ex and then our actress will come in and save the day again. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck/Playboy model Shauna Sexton

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#10**
Our favorite tall alliterate model is already laying the groundwork to postpone that life event if necessary by giving herself a public excuse which she can use and refer back to. Karlie Kloss/Joshua Kushner (says no to Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s White House politics)

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#11**
This former A- list mostly television actress who had a couple decent runs on network television before doing the reality thing is just going to end up doing more damage to her already bruised credibility. No one believes what she is saying about a certain permanent A list mostly movie actor. Everyone knows it is a lie and she knows. So, next time she is out selling one of her strange things, no one who isn't ordered to is going to buy it. They will think she is lying about whatever magical properties it has. Kirstie Alley (John Travolta can’t be gay because they were in love with each other)

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#12**
This back in the day former A list rapper was cut off financially by this permanent A list rapper because of things she leaked to people. So, she had to go back to work. Someone should have told her to get clean first though, because she is messy and not in any condition to perform. Foxy Brown/Jay Z

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#13**
She does not usually air any of her dirty laundry in public, but apparently this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is going to do some talking about a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who happens to be an ex. She has some horror stories and hates that he is not only getting away with what he has, but supporting other predators too. Charlize Theron (Sean Penn Calls #MeToo Movement a ‘Receptacle of the Salacious’)

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#14**
If you are ever thinking of taking the child molester's side because you want him to be able to work steadily or something, or don't believe the victims, take a look at this from a mom who had a daughter working on one of his films. She enclosed a picture of how he had her dress on set from the actual set, but it is creepy and I don't want her recognized. I let my daughter work on ____________. She had done Broadway but this was her first feature, and it was literally just a feature background role. Non speaking. The child molester invited my daughter to eat lunch with him. She was 7 at the time. I've been on MANY sets. I have NEVER seen a director ask a background actor to lunch, let alone a child. Woody Allen/"Cafe Society" (2016)

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#15**
It wasn't her who died, but the manager of this A list singer makes sure there are a handful of articles published everyday that show how amazing his client is and diminish who the dead person was and how he was well known before and after the celebrity. The singer just always needs it to be about her and it is tiring and disrespectful to the dead person. Ariana Grande (Mac Miller)

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17 **#16**
The Chump: What do you do when you have reached maximum saturation on your attempt to scam all your fans? You have to find new fans. With no chance of that happening in the numbers he needs to keep his spending habits afloat, he went and found a chump. A pawn if you will, A pawn who happens to have way more fans and fans that have not heard the donation message before. The thing is, just like in most long cons, you have to have some kind of bait. The bait in this case is a never ending supply of drugs and sex with any gender he wants. It is limitless. He has to do nothing but make himself available for pictures and then the all important social media begging for money. Oh, sure, it will be framed that he wants to be a part of the crusade, but he only wants to be a part of it because he thinks there will be money in it for him too. There won't be. Oh sure, he was promised a whole bunch, but it will never be seen. He should run away right now, but he won't. He took that bait. Hard. Aaron Carter/Corey Feldman

236. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/18
Guess which A list personality went off on a mad tangent in public recently about how many people he’s supporting. My parents. Your parents. My kids. My wife! My ex-wife! Apparently our A lister embarrassed his entire party, which included many of the people in question. Our source says that was very likely his point. It’s time like this you wish people would stop shaking and quivering, and whip out an iPhone and send the footage over to TMZ. Howard Stern

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#1**
EMMY AWARDS: This married A list actor/singer is being accused of sexual assault by a woman he hired for the day to help him get ready for the show.

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#2**
EMMY AWARDS: This A-/B+ list closeted winner/nominee from last night had two different women with him last night try and pick up other men for him under the guise of a threesome that the women actually wanted. It was just going to be one on one with the actor and the guy who was picked up. Darren Criss

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#3**
EMMY AWARDS: A producer last night was telling a story about a date he had with this foreign born A- list mostly television actress who was a winner/nominee last night. They had a couple of dates and everything was great. On the third or fourth date, she offered to make dinner. He went to her house and she spent the first hour sitting there sharpening kitchen knives and asking him how long he could stay. He said he ate and got out of there and then ghosted her. Michelle Dockery

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#4**
EMMY AWARDS: One of the producers of the show was livid because these two B+ list actors from a very hit long running television show hated being there and told everyone they hated being there but had the producers over a barrel. They treated everyone like crap and made outrageous demands and they will never be invited back. Colin Jost/Michael Che

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#5**
EMMY AWARDS: This A- list dual threat actress was telling people last night that she was quitting her hit network show and wants the writers to get rid of her so she can never change her mind. Taraji P. Henson ("Empire")

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#6**
EMMY AWARDS: AP says she caught this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who stars on a hit pay cable show in the after throes of sex in a bathroom at an after party. She was with a guy in his late 60's who didn't speak English. She says it sounded Russian but wasn't 100% sure because it has been a long time since she caught anyone doing that in a bathroom. Apparently they left the door unlocked and had no problems with people listening while they did the deed. Angela Sarafyan ("Westworld")

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#7**
EMMY AWARDS: This is a messy circle. So, this A- list mostly television actor from a very hit network show says he has been texting/sexting his former co-star from that same network from back in the day. That actress is A-/B+ list and cheated on her significant other so much he dumped her. Then, she moved on with a guy different than the one she cheated with. Now, apparently she is with that other guy but says she has feelings for our actor. He says he doesn't care one way or the other but the sexting and sex is great.
A-list actor: Milo Ventimiglia ("This Is Us"/NBC)
Former co-star: Hayden Panettiere
Show/Network: "Heroes" (NBC)
Her significant other: Wladimir Klitschko

That other guy: Brian Hickerson

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#8**
EMMY AWARDS: This alliterate A list mostly television actor from a hit network show is an Emmy nominee/winner. Obviously drunk, AP overheard him saying that if women don't get enough gifts or money from you, then they call you a rapist. He then called all women w***es. Anthony Anderson

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#9**
EMMY AWARDS: After that horrific experience during last year's award season, this barely old enough to drive alliterate B list mostly television actress from a hit almost show tried to avoid any interactions with men. Last year, I wrote about how several much older men had cornered her at various times and pawed and groped her. Sadie Sink ("Stranger Things")

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#10**
EMMY AWARDS: A producer of this daytime talk show was playing for everyone a voicemail from this A list host who just quit one of her jobs. It was a hate filled rant not only at the producer but mostly directed at the hosts who remained on the job our host just quit. It probably would not be a good idea for them to be alone one on one with her right now. Julie Chen ("The Talk") (Sara Gilbert, Sharon Osbourne, Sheryl Underwood, Eve)

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#11**
EMMY AWARDS: This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress who stars on a very hit almost show is an Emmy winner/nominee. Our actress also last night got into a huge screaming match with someone unrecognized. Our actress had been hitting the coke and booze hard and it was not a pretty sight. Dascha Polanco ("Orange Is the New Black")

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#12**
EMMY AWARDS: Why yes, that was these two for a little while longer co-stars who were stealing kisses and touches and gropes last night at a party. Both of them are foreign born and the actor is married in the marriage that should never have happened. They thought they were being discreet because of the wife and no one was noticing their little game, but lots of people did. AP said she felt so bad for the wife who is a really good friend. Kit Harington/Emilia Clarke ("Game of Thrones")/Rose Leslie

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#13**
EMMY AWARDS: Apparently this A+ list show runner went to an exclusive party at the disgraced director's house to celebrate both their big days. I'm guessing it was not such a fun day for the party favors. Ryan Murphy (won Emmy for Outstanding Directing for a Limited Series, Movie or a Dramatic Special "American Crime Story")/Bryan Singer (in negotiations to direct Millennium's "Red Sonja")

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#14**
EMMY AWARDS: Well, if you ever wondered where this former A list mostly television actress/writer from multiple hit network shows ever stood on whether she supports Louis CK, she does. She made that very clear last night when someone asked. Tina Fey

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#15**
EMMY AWARDS/KINDNESS: This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is still in her very late teens. She has been acting since she was a kid and has had some roles in some very big movies. She even was the star of her own movie. She is going to have a huge rest of 2018 and 2019. She will probably see A list very soon. This might seem small but shows what kind of person she is. Last night at a party, she found a cell phone. The owner of the phone called and said it would take about 30 minutes to get back to where the phone was. Our actress postponed her plans for the next party and waited about 45 minutes to make sure the owner got their phone back. Joey King

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#16**
EMMY AWARDS: I think everyone was afraid this permanent A list comedian was going to overdose last night or hear that he was found dead this morning. He was popping oxy like candy. He could barely form any kind of coherent sentences and just drank gallons of water and popped the pills. Dave Chappelle

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#17**
EMMY AWARDS: Dear ___________ (B+ list actor/singer/celebrity offspring of someone way higher on the list),
That young brunette you were sucking face with and making plans to see this week has already been telling her friends on Instagram about you and your plans. Pretty good chance your wife is going to find out.
Love & Bacon,
Evan Ross

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#18**
EMMY AWARDS: One half of this reality duo all of you know from multiple reality shows is closeted. He won't be closeted for long if he keeps hitting on every male waiter like he did last night at one party. Jonathan Scott ("Property Brothers")

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#19**
EMMY AWARDS: This permanent A list comedian who has had multiple shows in various formats and mediums had hired his guest last night. He does that a lot. I think he thinks it is the only way someone will like him. Larry David

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#20**
EMMY AWARDS: Maybe she doesn't care. He says she doesn't care that he cheats. He says that she thinks it is fine. Is she allowed to cheat he is asked? No, of course not. She has to remain faithful. This was a conversation last night with that multiple late night guy about his relationship with his B+ list actress girlfriend. Fred Armisen (Natasha Lyonne)

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#21**
EMMY AWARDS: A lot of talk last night from people involved about a new audio drama set to launch starring some big names. Left out of the conversation is how one of the co-creators of it abused his now ex-wife on an almost daily basis. Some of the texts she shared are horrific. But, hey, lets make him the darling of the town. "Dirty John"/John Patrick Shanley (girlfriend Amanda Jencsik)

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#22**
EMMY AWARDS: For a long time, this former A- list mostly movie actress who had a franchise before quitting and slowly went down the career ladder until a television show saved her, has been sober. Being sober allowed her to move back up the ladder. Last night she was hammered drunk, so hopefully it was just a slip. Kirsten Dunst

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#23**
EMMY AWARDS: If someone tells me that someone looks ridiculous with their self tanner application, I generally just shrug it off. When five people said the same thing about this foreign born A- list dual threat actress who currently stars on a hit pay cable show, you take notice. Apparently it was streaked and awful looking and made her look sick. Plus, on her face, it looked like she was a bronze statue, it was so heavy.

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#24**
EMMY AWARDS: This late night actress has a significant other. Apparently they fought prior to the start of the show and our actress got her revenge by hooking up with a female publicist to an actor. Kate McKinnon (girlfriend Jackie Abbott)

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#25**
EMMY AWARDS: Apparently they still don't fully trust this A list mostly television actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee. They sent a fellow actress/singer all of you know to trail our actress from party to party. The two never spoke which is odd if you think about it. So, my guess is she knew she was going to have a tail and didn't want to ask a question such as why are you here and why do you follow me from party to party? Elisabeth Moss/Juliette Lewis (Scientology)

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/18 **#26**
Rapist Turned Trafficker: It is one thing when the mob is involved in human trafficking. It is disgusting, but you expect it. What you don't usually expect is nation state sponsored human trafficking. It is exactly what is going on now and one of the countries involved is actually breeding children strictly for this practice. Some they groom to be shipped off as tweens, but for the most part, when children are born they sell them to one of the countries in this Bloc and the kids are given a new set of identity documents and sold abroad. One of the architects of this whole thing is this foreign born former A- list mostly movie actor who has been in this space before for his abused of minors. Apparently he found people who shared a common interest and decided he could make a buck off it. His only problem is that he quickly ran out of kids in orphanages to sell and needed a new supply. So, he found a bunch of kids that were kidnapped from their parents in the Middle East. That was expensive and didn't lead to all that many children. The kidnappers wanted them to fight or be used by their own people rather than sold. One of his best friends, who is a former A+ list mostly movie actor suggested a meeting with representatives from an Asian country. He heard rumors they were selling children on the open market. It turns out this was true, and they wanted an easier way to sell the children. Our foreign born actor and his actor best friend went to their mutual A+ list foreign born celebrity and asked for permission to bring them through a certain country. Permission was granted. Now, the kids are just shipped via a land crossing directly to the middlemen who then farm the kids out all over the world. The children sell for well into six figures and no one really knows what happens to them after they are shipped off. This is a no questions asked kind of operation. Gérard Depardieu (visits North Korea, wants Turkish passport)/Steven Seagal (Appointed by Russia as Special Envoy to the U.S.)

Serial philanderer Matt Lauer was caught out cheating with a Today show co-star — by his wife, sources say! has learned exclusively the disgraced anchor enjoyed steamy bedroom romps with one of his fellow NBC correspondents — in the ultimate betrayal to his spouse. Multiple sources confirmed Matt even carried on the relationship with the leggy beauty — an award-winning household name familiar to millions across the nation — after his divorce. "Matt’s first wife, Nancy Alspaugh, found out about him and the other woman when he was working on a different show in the ’80s," snitched a source. "Nancy was stunned — especially because they were all friends at the time!" According to insiders, Nancy — an Emmy-nominated TV writer and producer — told pals she suspected Matt was cheating with other women as well. But her horndog husband did little to hide his tawdry affair. "Their relationship was an open secret among all their friends and colleagues," the source added.Nancy filed for divorce after six years of marriage in 1988, and Matt continued seeing his former mistress — who also ended up working at NBC alongside him! Although monstrous Matt remarried, his sleazy ways never stopped. As Radar has reported, Matt’s cheating haunted his marriage to second wife, former model Annette Roque — with whom he has children Jack, 17, Romy, 14, and Thijs, 11. Ironically, Matt went crawling back to first wife Nancy after his career came crashing down! "I’m very friendly with Matt," she confided to Radar in an exclusive interview. "I hope he’ll get his career back on track, but it won’t be for a long time." Jill Rappaport (co-hosting "Made In New York" on the station (now WNYW after Fox's 1985 purchase of the station) with Jill Rappaport for a fifteen-week run in 1986)

264. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/19
He’s one of the highest paid radio personalities and probably ranks on the B list of the medium overall, but this radio personality will B – Get it? – saying goodbye to his current gig amidst one of the nastiest contract battles in radio history. Expect more to come out closer to the time. Expect some of his audience to be in mourning.

This celebrity who recently left rehab has been sneaking drinks into water bottles trying to hide the fact that they are not sober. They are telling everyone that they are 100% sober and that they are loving this new life and beginning but behind-the-scenes they are still drinking and even getting publicist and friends to split them vodka in water bottles to hide the dirty little secret. Things are not going to end well, but they are still insisting that they do not a have problem! Luann de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#1**
By my count, this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/actress has 14 different doctors and always looking for more so she can keep getting her pills. Lady Gaga

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#2**
The celebrity girlfriend of this A list celebrity offspring has been trying to get the parental unit in trouble for child abuse without actually calling out the A lister. Kim Turnbull/Rocco Ritchie (Madonna)

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#3**
As I predicted, this A list singer, who is going through a lot right now mentally, has been seeking comfort with one of her exes who made news with her. That leaves the current boyfriend wondering his status. If they do split, he will lose it. Ariana Grande/Ricky Alvarez (donut licker)/Pete Davidson

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#4**
I don't think anyone should be shocked. This foreign born A+ list one named singer/rapper conditioned us for his love of underage girls with the 18 year old he started trying to woo seduce when she was 16. So, the fact he went even lower, although disgusting, is something we should have known was coming. Drake/Jimmy Jam’s daughter Bella Harris/Millie Bobby Brown

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#5**
This A- list host wants back next season for a show she hosts. That won't happen. Too many people have been stabbed in the back by the host for petty reasons and now is the time for some payback. Julie Chen Moonves ("Big Brother")

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#6**
It isn't a rumor that this B+ celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister has hooked up with relatives before. It has happened in that household many times. Paris Jackson/cousin Austin Brown

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#7**
This former "couple" are each getting their own shows in the comic book world. The operative word being each. I don't think anyone sane would try a crossover episode because the foreign born A- list actor and the A-/B+ list actress from an acting family can't stand each other. Tom Hiddleston ("Loki)/Elizabeth Olsen ("Scarlet Witch")

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#8**
This A- list reality star from a very popular franchise not called Housewives is on a book tour for a book he had nothing to do with other than putting his name on it. Ryan Serhant ("Million Dollar Listing New York") ("Sell It Like Serhant: How to Sell More, Earn More, and Become the Ultimate Sales Machine")

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#9**
Rules have been established for press on this upcoming biopic. Any press member asking about the fired director will have their interview terminated immediately. The lead in the movie says he will not discuss the director either. They all say, it is irrelevant because the director is gone. Umm, then why was he recently doing some editing on it. "Bohemian Rhapsody" (Freddie Mercury)/Rami Malek/Bryan Singer

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#10**
It looks like the one named singer finally signed the NDA the celebrity CEO wanted her to sign. Now, we won't know what exactly he did to her in every painful detail. I guess she will show back up on social media now and try to convince the world everything is fine when it isn't. Grimes/Elon Musk (refollows her on twitter)

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#11**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer has apparently increased her yachting fees to $100K for two nights which is way more than she makes doing anything else. Rita Ora
(in Dubai)

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#12**
This A- list mostly television actress who stars on a hit ensemble network show had another hit show back in the day but in between was just crickets. Anyway, she says she wouldn't mind if her children watch her have sex with her significant other because she thinks it is healthy. Ummm. Mayim Bialik ("The Big Bang Theory") ("Blossom")

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#13**
This former A+ list host all of you know is cheating on his wife with someone from his production company. David Letterman

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#14**
It is interesting to me that this A+/A list mostly movie actress who does not have an Oscar nomination always spends the night with this A+/A list mostly movie actor but never with the a-hole late night guy. Scarlet Johansson/Colin Jost (A+/A list guy PROBABLY Chris Evans)

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#15**
Another day, another sex romp at her place between this A+ list mostly movie actress and her married actor ex. She just always seems to want to create that dramatic tension. He just likes the crazy sex. Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thornton (Connie Angland)

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/19 **#16**
Hello Opry: A few years ago when this now barely legal singer was not so legal, she did the kind of thing that most teens do when they want a singing career. She would sing national anthems or perform for friends and family while also recording some songs and sending them out looking for interest. It really wasn't going anywhere at all until a friend of a family friend introduced our then 16 year old singer to this A list country singer all country fans know and most non country fans know his name. He is married, but that has never stopped him before. The guy is and was a serial cheater. Until this came out though, I had no idea he was interested in such young females though. He invited her to his recording studio which is inside his home. The first time she came over, the wife was there and said hello and it was wholesome and apple pie. It was actually the same way the first three or four times. Yes, he would tell her that she needed to dress sexier if she wanted to be star and would suggest clothes she should wear when visiting, our singer thought it was just him trying to help. It was after a month or six weeks of going over there that one day she went over and it was only our A list singer that was in the house. He told her he had good news and that she was going to do a little showcase for a record label. It was all because of him so what was she going to do for him to thank him. She said she didn't want to have sex with him. He said fine and she left. The next day she called him and asked about the showcase and he told her it had been canceled. When she asked why, he said it was because she had not properly thanked him. He also said that the label and all the labels would not be interested in her without his recommendation and she would be stuck doing nothing like she had before they had been introduced. The next day and every week or so for the next 18 months, she went to his house and had sex with him. I say sex, but considering she only recently turned 18, it was rape. She did get her record deal and a manager and booking agent and is the real deal. Meanwhile, she says there is no joy in her singing like there once was and is basically just going through the motions of life right now. Bailey Bryan

282. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/20
Louis CK made his comedy comeback recently after getting caught up in the #MeToo media blitz. Well, this A lister is readying for a comeback too. He’s apparently reached out to friends and allies. No one is taking the bait just yet, but he’s trying to make something happen, but it might not be nearly as mainstream or as Hollywood as he maybe would like. Usually I would suspect Hollywood would be forgiving in a situation like this (Mel Gibson, Alec Baldwin etc), but a lot of people are scared of a backlash, especially with how bad it could look in the media. Kevin Spacey (Prosecutors Decline to Charge Kevin Spacey Sex Abuse Case)

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#1**
This A list singer has started combining her meds with her coke. Makes her look happy on the outside, but inside, it has got to be taking a toll. Ariana Grande

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#2**
This foreign born A-/B+ list actress who won an Emmy the other night has been cheating on her husband since she has been in town. Thandie Newton/Ol Parker (Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series "Westworld")

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#3**
This A- list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and also an Emmy Award winner/nominee rushed her B+ list actress friend from a hit almost network television show to the hospital two nights ago due to an overdose.

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#4**
Look for this former A- list mostly television actress every last one of you know from a now defunct hit show to head to rehab. She wants to try a new legal tactic because of two different things going on in her life. Even if she goes, she won't quit anything. This is just a way to dodge some responsibilities. Heather Locklear (alleged attack on an EMT and a police officer/arrest for a domestic violence incident with her boyfriend, Chris Heisser)

I think it is pretty interesting that this A- list reality star from a reality family has had more sex with the boyfriends of someone super close to her than that person. Kourtney Kardashian/Corey Gamble (Kris Jenner’s boyfriend)

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#6**
This alliterate former A+ list dual threat actor who had a movie franchise all of you know is now probably B list. He is also blaming his meds for the reason he groped a housekeeper who works for him. Chevy Chase

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#7**
Everyone knows what this foreign born permanent A+ list singer has done with those underage girls over the years. Everyone knows where he met lots of them which is why he is doing this foreign born A++++ list celebrity a favor by lying for him and what he knew. Bono meets the Pope, says he's 'aghast' over sex abuse scandal

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#8**
This involves a "mystery neighbor" renting a house in the Hamptons. Very quiet A+ list couple who keep to themselves. One night they were playing music VERY loud. A neighbor went next door to advise that it was a little late for the music. The couple were extremely nice and respectful. Apologized like crazy and assured it would never happen again. It didn’t. "Nicest people I’ve ever met" he said. Never once did they let on to who they were. "They just liked to keep to themselves and listen to music." Beyoncé/Jay Z

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#9**
Way back in 2000 and again in 2003, this studio held a conference for directors who had some type of working relationship with the studio. In those particular years, this director was given the same introduction. The same one even though they were three years apart. In both cases he appeared via video. "________ wanted to be here to promote _______ (1 in 2000, 2 in 2003) but he's busy in his room with a very young boy." The crowd goes crazy with laughs both times, so obviously everyone was in the know even way back then about his behavior. Many of them are still working with the studio or employed by the studio and are waiting to see how much money they are going to get from a different studio in the near future. Making a huge payday even knowing what they knew. Bryan Singer ("X-Men"/2000) ("X-Men 2"/2003) (20th Century Fox/Marvel Cinematic Universe)/Disney Studios

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#10**
This B- list celebrity/part-time porn star/probable future OD victim is giving one explanation for her recent weight gain. It really all comes down to the fact she can't afford coke and no one is buying her enough to the point she stays slim. Good for her in staying off it no matter what the reason. Courtney Stodden

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#11**
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned television jinx thinks she has finally found the way to beat the curse. Reality television. She is even willing to get pregnant to do it. She has all kinds of ideas. I am not going to knock her idea because at least she keeps trying and people keep giving her tenth and eleventh chances. Alicia Silverstone ("American Woman" cancelled) (might ask her ex-husband to get her pregnant again)

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#12**
A few weeks back , I told you of the strange circumstances which led to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress sleeping with a producer so her ex could land a part he wanted. Well, turn about is fair play so the ex is paying all the big expenses (rent and a car) of the new boyfriend of our actress. Kate Beckinsale/Michael Sheen/Matt Rife

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#13**
This foreign born former A+ list boy bander got stabbed by one of his drug taking companions while they were at the former boy bander's home. Zayn Malik

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#14**
Look for this reforming band to go in an entirely different direction for their reboot. It is a permanent A list group that might be replacing the A+ list male with an A+ list female. That is the band's first choice anyway. "Heartbreakers"/Tom Petty/Ann Wilson
(PROBABLY 2nd choice Stevie Nicks)

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#15**
It wasn't that many years ago this permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner split with her long time A+ list boyfriend because he always smoked pot. She said she couldn't even stand pot. Oh, how times have changed. Apparently she smokes many many times each day now and is usually high. Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Pitt

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20 **#16**
Strange Goings On: There has been something oddly missing from recent news events concerning the dismissal of an employee of this international organization. Some of what the employee did has been documented and names of victims proffered by the organization for public consumption and interviews. What hasn't been offered to the public by the organization, even though it has been discovered via other means, is the dismissed employee's name. Seems kind of odd they protect the bad guy and put the victims front and center with names and make them available for interviews. One other thing that is missing is why the dismissed employee's behavior is being referred to law enforcement for possible prosecution. For sexual harassment? It is disgusting, but rarely criminal. So, why all the hush hush and what happened criminally? Apparently this employee's job allowed him to traffic children. Well, not him directly, but he could make sure that certain organizations would not be reported for doing so. He could provide them cover. He could also arrange for documents for the children from his home country so the children could be trafficked. Still though, why all the secrecy? This seems to be something that could be turned into a positive. Taking down a child sex trafficking ring or two or however many were operating freely with the aid of this man. Nope, there is something more. You might think it was that low profile diplomatic expulsion of a senior official and his family. Apparently that senior official is already in jail in his home country for his part in this operation. One of the faces of this organization is A+ list. If her name came out, it would be an explosion. It would bring so much attention to the organization that it would implode from the investigations. Behind the scenes, things are crazy. In addition to the A+ lister, there are two senior organization employees that the A+ lister has romantic relationships with and also assisted at her request. She would say she was trying to help kids go to better places minus all the paperwork. Umm, with no paper trail, these kids basically have no future at all. The amount of people involved is significant. If it all came out, it would topple the organization. Apparently a big part of all this came from the wife of one of the senior officials who was sleeping with the A+ lister. She did some digging on her own on why he was taking so many trips with her.

Dismissed employee: Ravi Karkara, a United Nations senior adviser (born in India) (author of "Advancing Youth Civic Engagement and Human Rights with Young Women and Young Men")
A+ lister: Angelina Jolie (United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees)
Call for Applications: UNESCO (The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations) Youth Civic Engagement Initiative in Ghana, Liberia, Nigeria and Sierra Leone

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#1**
While on the outside it looks like this B list mostly movie actor who is a celebrity offspring is going down in self induced flames, he is actually being paid by several studios to do what he is doing and been promised more jobs in bigger movies. Jake Busey (son of Gary Busey) (wishes Olivia Munn had waited to speak up about "Predator" sex offender)

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#2**
Looks more and more like the feud between the one named permanent A list rapper and the three named A- list rapper was staged. The latter flew up to the former's house and they had dinner and strippers shuttled over to the house for a party. Eminem/Machine Gun Kelly

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list singer/rapper asked for all kinds of photos from not only the 18 year old he is dating but at least two other 18 year old females and he didn't make sure they were 18 before he started asking. Drake

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#4**
This foreign born former A list singer is kind of fanning the flames with her new song that perhaps she has been replaced by a body double. Avril Lavigne

Apparently this foreign born C- list actor was plucked from obscurity and into the boyfriend role by a professor who taught him at drama school. They were specifically looking for someone who wanted a career in acting, was unknown and not from the US. I want a book about it someday. The A+ lister really thought this one through this time. Joe Alwyn/Taylor Swift

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#6**
I think anyone who runs into this late night actor/comedian is pretty surprised to seem him able to be upright or even move because of how bad off he is right now. I can't imagine how much he is spending each day on drugs. Pete Davidson

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#7**
There is some buzz that this A- list mostly television actress/writer who has starred on two hit network shows has secretly married the father of her child. Mindy Kaling (B.J. Novak) or (Cuba Gooding Jr.)

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#8**
Much to his girlfriend's consternation, this alliterate A- list mostly television actor who is in kind of exile right now rather than being flat out disgraced has been calling paps to take pictures of him showing a woman likes him. There is always the forced PDA for the cameras and the whole thing looks more like a hostage situation than love. Aziz Ansari (Ph.D. student Serena Campbell)

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#9**
No payola for this former network reality star turned A list singer who is probably permanently A list at this point. Because of her stance, her new songs don't get played any more on the biggest radio networks. Kelly Clarkson

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#10**
Don't be impressed with this still not old enough to drive rapper. She gets everything she performs from people signed to the same label who are given money to be quiet. The problem is they never get to record their best stuff because it is given to the human publicity stunt. Danielle Bregoli ("cash me outside") Bhad Bhabie

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#11**
Honestly, I thought this was referring to a different person with the same name when I was given the tip. I thought it was nothing because of course the one I was thinking about is known for sleeping with lots of women and cheating on whoever he is with. It turns out though, it is a big deal that this person with the same last name is cheating. Kind of ruins the happy go lucky feeling of the new reality show. Chad Johnson & Michelle Williams ("Chad Loves Michelle") (other Chad Johnson, formerly Chad Ochocinco)

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#12**
Is it cheating if your wife encourages you to sleep with other women as much as you want? That is the case for this former A list rapper turned A- list mostly television actor on a hit network show. He certainly takes advantage of her blessing. Ice-T/Coco Austin

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#13**
She is pregnant, so this former A list singer has given up the coke, but not the wine. Just no more two bottles a night drinking. Jessica Simpson

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#14**
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit ensemble show on an almost network blew off a work event to go international. She had been contracted and paid to do something in the city where she shoots the show and blew it off for a free trip overseas. Madelaine Petsch ("Riverdale") (Milan, Italy)

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#15**
This A+ list mostly movie actor makes his wife log everything she eats each day and can't go over 1200 calories. He also makes her work out two hours a day. To make sure she does, he has a trainer come to the house every day even on weekends. Our actor gets to do what he wants. Mark Wahlberg (Rhea Durham); Matthew McConaughey (Camila Alves); Christian Bale (Sibi Blazic); Bruce Willis (Emma Heming)

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21 **#16**
Another Link In The Chain: Investigators for the family of this former A- list musician from a permanent A list band are now checking to see if he was murdered rather than suffering a terrible accident. The problem they are facing is that his death was quite some time ago. On the bright side, they have the vehicle he was riding and it is undisturbed from that date. They also have a diary of the people he had been meeting to get financing for a movie he wanted to make with his girlfriend. The movie tries to shed light on child trafficking and exploitation. Two days before the accident that would ultimately kill him, he met with an A+++ list producer who had been visiting Washington, D.C. where our musician met him to discuss his ideas. This same movie, which is being produced by the girlfriend of the dead musician to carry out his wishes has also claimed the lives of two permanent A list singers who were directly involved in the making of the movie and who also had confrontations with the A+++ list producer. LeRoi Moore/Dave Matthews Band/Chris Cornell/Chester Bennington

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#1**
The online tabloid can spin it all they want, but this A-/B+ list pro athlete cheats every chance he gets on the A- list reality star. TMZ/Khloé Kardashian/Tristain Thompson

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#2**
I'm not sure anymore why this woman sticks around for this foreign born A list athlete. Besides having a horrible temper and constant drinking, he cheats on her all the time and then yells at his girlfriend to leave him if she has the guts. He doesn't care they have a family together. The guy might be the biggest jerk in sports. Conor McGregor/Dee Devlin

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#3**
With new allegations about to hit in the next month, this pay cable channel is trying to rush through a season of a decently hit show before the A- list actor from an acting family is grounded for good. James Franco ("The Deuce"/HBO)

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#4**
Apparently, in addition to some jail time for his actions towards some underage women, this foreign born A list rapper/singer also needs rehab which he will probably use as an excuse for his recent behavior. Drake ("grooming" Millie Bobby Brown)

It looks like there is some movement in the relationship between this former tweener star turned A- list singer/bad adult actress and the man she had a ceremony with in Europe earlier this year. His son came to visit her. Wouldn't it be freaky, if they hooked up too. Selena Gomez

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#6**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is doing the same job as the former naked celebrity turned multiple reality show star. She is acting as a companion to high rollers in casinos. It is supposed to be nonsexual, but if the price is right, our singer will be more than happy to say yes. Iggy Azalea/Kendra Wilkinson

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#7**
I told you a long time ago the husband of this permanent A+ list athlete prefers men to women. People are beginning to figure that out because of how he tries to show off the romance in their relationship too much and makes it look strange. Something that it took the A+ list singer a long time to learn. Alexis Ohanian/Serena Williams (Taylor Swift)

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22 **#8**
This foreign born B+ list singer is trying to make a comeback. Umm, probably not going to work while you are back on coke. An outburst in front of your peers followed by angering your fans is not really the right tone to set. Coke has always been her first choice. She leaves that part out when talking about a horrible life event she suffered. Lily Allen (stillborn birth)

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#1**
New movie, new fake relationship. That is the case for this A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show who decided he is going to be a huge movie star and said buh bye to the television career. Everyone has blown smoke up his butt saying if he really wants an Oscar, he needs someone to walk the red carpet with. Maybe he should take that disgraced director since they seem so buddy buddy. No one is buying the girlfriend thing. Rami Malek ("Mr. Robot")/Lucy Boynton/Bryan Singer ("Bohemian Rhapsody")

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper has it in for this other A list rapper to the extent the foreign born one not only hires online trolls, but also real life flesh and blood trolls who pretend to be other people and give interviews to magazines to spread the hate. Nicki Minaj/Cardi B

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#3**
Love how this foreign born A+ list rapper/singer is trying to make the world think he got a bad case of the flu or something and was a victim in his recent illness rather than what it really was. He has them wrapped around his finger. They don't care about the potential crimes he is involved in or his "sickness." Drake

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#4**
The sexual harassment and drugs and staff fights have all led to the cancellation of an other wise talk show. The host though, just is toxic in the way he deals with others. Steve Harvey ("Steve")/replaced by Kelly Clarkson

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#5**
Did you see what the A+ lister chose to sing the night after the home town stop of this alliterate model? Interesting choice for the acoustic song of the night. Oh, those lyrics. Taylor Swift (New Orleans stop after St. Louis)/Karlie Kloss (born in Chicago, but raised in St. Louis)/"Speak Now" (lyrics about stopping a wedding)

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#6**
The biggest of the big movie franchises spawns a whole lot of convention signings. It also has the stars going out to places and signing on their own. In fact, every star goes out on their own except for this married actor who also did television and this foreign born A- list actress. These two always do the signings together and yes, they are hooking up. Adam Driver (Joanne Tucker)/Daisy Ridley ("Star Wars")

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#7**
The boyfriend of this permanent A list "singer" wants a raise before he will marry her. Britney Spears
(Sam Asghari)

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23 **#8**
You know what didn't make the news? The fact that this client of the drug dealer of the alliterate dead rapper had another client die of really strange circumstances this past week. Mac Miller
 ("Purple Drank")

An A-list film actor/actress will soon be starring in his/her first major TV series, but there’s a catch that no one is talking about: The performer in question only signed on for one season. And this series is not being billed as an anthology. Sean Penn ("The First")

332. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/24
We’re hearing that there might be trouble in paradise at this big time network/streaming service. Apparently the producers of this A list show are furious with the network, blaming them for recent leaks and even outright accusing them of staging the leaks to force the producers into making decisions. ‘They pretend to be hands off,’ whispers someone on the producer side,’ but they’ll try to pressure you into fulfilling their agenda through media contacts.’ A source on the network side tells us that the producers are just being paranoid and leaks such as this happen with every big show.
Network: HBO
Show: "Games of Thrones"
Producers: David Benioff/D. B. Weiss

Decision: "Confederate"

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#1**
Behind the scene, several of these A+ list celebrities they were not going to be invited to a party. Instead of honoring those demands, this permanent A list celebrity/wannabe rapper tried to publicly pressure them into attending. Beyoncé and Jay Z (Sean "P. Diddy" Combs’ "Black 100" list)

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#2**
Friends of this A list mostly television actress who has had the same job for a very long time on this network hit says she told them she is leaving the show. That casts doubt on whether the show will continue then. Ellen Pompeo ("Grey’s Anatomy")

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#3**
Guess The Athlete: There was a meeting recently in regards to this athlete and their ego. This athlete is at their peak and one of the best in their respective sport. One may say they’re one of the best EVER in their respective sport. The higher ups spoke with the athlete and voiced their concerns on this athletes ego. Tone it down, or you will be made an example of. The athlete agreed and then proceeded to disregard the concerns of the higher ups. This, was not a wise decision. There was an event recently in which this athlete competed, and was fully expected to win. This athlete came prepared and fully expected to win. This athlete performed very well and fully expected to win. This athlete did not win. The message was delivered very clearly to the athlete. Phil Heath

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#4**
This popular at Chrstmas singer is trying to make himself look bigger by denying something no one ever asked him about his relationship with a permanent A list singer. The way he cheated on her and treated her like crap, of course he was not who she referred to as the one who got away. Josh Groban/Katy Perry

337. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#5**
People are acting all surprised this probable flash in the pan A list rapper got drunk after an event overseas. The surprise would have been if she hadn't got wasted. The only positive is she couldn't find any coke that night. Cardi B (Milan, Italy fashion week)

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#6**
Guess The Athlete: This athlete also has a massive ego. This athlete also is one of the best in their respective sport. And this athlete also is about to be shown they are not above the sport. You see, this athlete is right on the cusp of reaching the pinnacle in their sport. Massive payday, marketing opportunities and championships await. But this athlete is about to be in for a rude awakening. This athlete is about to be reminded that it is very unwise to get a bigger ego than the higher ups. Having a bad attitude and being generally disliked by everyone in your sport will not help the situation either. The big payday, marketing opportunities and championships are not in this athletes future. Bryce Harper

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#7**
Apparently this network is not going to let something like an arrest keep them from having this former one season wonder turned part of the nation against her If she does ever become single again, they will have her on their family of shows. Amanda Stanton ("The Bachelor")

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#8**
Guess The Athlete: This athlete is not at the pinnacle of their sport. This athlete is not well known. This athlete will never be the best in their sport. This athlete is about to become a major name and cross over star. How can that be? This athlete is one of the most genetically gifted people walking the planet and is extremely marketable. The higher ups in their respective sport know this and higher ups at every major sports apparel companies know this. Hollywood people know this. At the end of the day, sports is a money game. And this athlete is going to make a lot of people a lot of money in the next few years. This athlete will seemingly come out of nowhere, and then be everywhere. And the higher ups will be laughing their way to the bank. Fatima Diame

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#9**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress has a new reality show coming out. In it, she pretends she has a boyfriend her age or a little more. The club owner. Nope. She didn't want the cameras to show off the 70 year old guy who is the owner's father and who she really is in bed with every night. Lindsay Lohan

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#10**
How many drugs do you think it would take for the average person to want to have sex with this singer turned woman beater? Well, apparently that amount was reached by our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress who will literally do anything or anyone to keep those tracks coming. Chris Brown/Rita Ora

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#11**
This former tweener turned A- lister still has some muscle issues with the lower left side of her face. Apparently that ex-boyfriend she thought was so close has been sharing some details to his friends. Demi Lovato
(Wilmer Valderrama)

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#12**
He used to only do it while out of the country. He then started doing it via DM;s in social media. Now though, this one named raper/producer/reality star is just straight up hitting on kids in malls. If they recognize him, forget it, he is inviting them out to his car. The Game

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#13**
This closeted foreign born permanent A+/A list singer has decided to commit to her girlfriend. I think the next time she emerges because she misses the limelight, she will be married to the girlfriend. Celine Dion (ending Las Vegas residency)

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#14**
Apparently this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee got on the phone and yelled at the publicist to this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actor. No more trying to set them up as a couple in the media. She is sick of it. Charlize Theron/Alexander Skarsgård

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#15**
The model is bored. She wants to date someone who doesn't require an hour of manual stimulation just to maybe get hard for five seconds and then be blamed for his failures. The A+ list mostly movie actor probably knows she needs to be pushed out the door now and have a new model for award season. Camila Morrone/Leonardo DiCaprio

348. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24 **#16**
Not So Safe: Over the years these two have kept to the pact they made that fateful night so long ago. They both know what happened and are the only two people alive who know what was said and done prior to the night that changed their lives forever. One of those people is a permanent A- list mostly movie actor. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee. As was the case that night, like many other nights, the actor took up his friend of the offer of a threesome with the friend and the friend's wife. They always chose to do such things away from prying eyes. No hotels, no spies leaking to papers or the studios. Nope. They were far away. Apparently, the wife of the friend, wanted some more time with our A- list actor. Alone. Our actor, who was married at the time, agreed. The thing is though, the friend, who also happens to be an actor took exception to it. He knew his wife was going to leave him and suspected she was going to leave him for the A- list actor. No woman was going to leave him and he killed her. Both actors agreed to stay quiet. Until now. Our A- list actor heard that his friend from so long ago threw the A- list actor under the bus to police which is why he has been so aggressive in the press as of late. He thinks he is going to get away with it. Our A- list actor has a trick up his sleeve though. He has a letter from the husband to the wife threatening to kill her if she ever leaves him again. Apparently the wife had left for several weeks before deciding to come back about two months before the death. Christopher Walken/Natalie Wood/Robert Wagner

349. The Gossip Life 09/25
You might consider this popular couple A list and I wouldn’t blame you. They’re adored by their fans and occasionally set social media on fire with their relationship, but something that they’re worked very hard to keep from public knowledge is their shady beginnings. "They were both in relationships when they first started bumping uglies," source "Gay Gregory" says. "It would probably cause a lot of shit on social people if their stans found that little fun fact out. Whoopsie!" Chrissy Teigen/John Legend

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#1**
This former A- list tween singer has no idea what he is dealing with. That special new romantic friend is someone fully under the spell of the former A list teen actor turned Hugh Hefner wannabe. The former tween singer is having his life reported back to the former actor and it wouldn't shock me if the earnings of the former singer head towards the former actor either. Aaron Carter/Lina Valentina/Corey Feldman

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#2**
This A- list comic actress just keeps buying jokes and material from others and passes them off as her own. Amy Schumer

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#3**
Much like an employee did of this permanent A list athlete, the athlete's girlfriend also got 10% of the winners take. It was part of the deal they made years ago for services rendered. Tiger Woods/Erica Herman

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#4**
This alliterate A list reality star tried to have cameras brought into a recent show to once again try to created the illusion that she is super close to this permanent A list couple. Once again, she was denied. Kim Kardashian (Beyonce and Jay Z Rose Bowl concert)

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#5**
She can call it whatever she wants, but the truth of the matter is this foreign born former A list reality star in her own country and little more than a blip on the soft porn star radar over on this side of the pond is headed to rehab for that massive coke problem she has. I'm not sure how she still has any money left, the habit was so bad. Katie Price

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#6**
In a recent interview this foreign born alliterate sometime actress didn't deny she played a role in the murder of this A list celebrity. She also confirmed what I have previously written about his cheating. Does she know with whom? I think she does, which makes this all the more interesting. Asia Argento/Anthony Bourdain
(PROBABY Rose McGowan)

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#7**
This former C list rapper/celebrity/reality star with A list name recognition already put in an order for a new boat. Not exactly what he was supposed to spend that boost up of family income on. Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline’s increase in child support

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#8**
This B+ list singer who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said she would probably end up in jail for at least assault if she was required to work with this female former A+ list tweener again. They despise each other and arrangements have been made to keep them far apart should a forced reunion become necessary. Jennifer Hudson/Miley Cyrus

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#9**
I guess I can understand why the foreign born A+/A list singer tries to go the beard route. He has been with very few guys and not many people have been a witness to him being with another guy, so they try the beard route. I am not sure why this high pitched A list singer is doing the beard route though. He has never been shy about hooking up with male fans or men he meets.
A+/A singer: Shawn Mendes
A list singer: Charlie Puth/Halston Sage

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#10**
Speaking of closeted, this openly gay activist has a lot to say about his now former closeted lover who is an A+ list celebrity and turned his back on the activist. Should be interesting.

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#11**
Apparently as much as this foreign born A/A- list model would love to marry her celebrity offspring boyfriend, his mother knows how she supplements her income and is making sure her son never asks. Yeah, like the mom didn't do that back in the day. Please. Nina Agdal (yacht girl )/Jack Paris Brinkley Cook/mother Christie Brinkley

361. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#12**
This hooker turned reality star turned dumped hooker turned wannabe reality star again thinks her latest move will seal the deal because she can claim she needs to be single and can run rampant through that southern city. If she was always at home with the old dirty drunk, they wouldn't hire her. Oh, and did I tell you she hooked up with the whiskey sounding one.
Show: "Southern Charm"
Hooker: Ashley Jacobs

Old dirty drunk: Thomas Ravenel (10 a.m. Tuesday morning in Charleston County, S.C. on charges of alleged assault and battery second degree)
Whiskey sounding one: J.D. Madison (accused of "drugging a woman and then raping her")

362. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#13**
How cheap can that leading subscription entertainment service be? Their new show, which isn't that great, takes place in two cities. One expensive to film in, the other cheap to film in. Most of the interior scenes that take place in the expensive city are actually filmed in the cheaper city on the other side of the world. If you look closely, you can see that the supposed American sets don't look quite right--the brands and sizes of the appliances in kitchen scenes, products in the back, the furniture, etc. Then, of course, is the fact that they don't have to pay pesky union fees and can hire locally sourced guest actors who don't always fit quite in with the standards of the network's other shows (although one or two guest actors do shine). The result is a very disjointed viewing experience with a bizarre mix of actors. "Maniac"/Netflix

363. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#14**
This former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit network show is certainly enjoying the start to her fall. No more sneaking around to that vacant trailer with her former co-star they used for the purpose with everyone on the cast and crew knowing it wasn't to read lines. Now, they meet at his place and no one is the wiser. Kerry Washington (on Broadway in the upcoming play, "American Son")/Tony Goldwyn (apartment in NYC) ("Scandal")

364. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#15**
his A list everything in her mind has a big movie box office bomb about to land. She doesn't care though. She is also glad she took the gig instead of a more high profile gig because it would have paid less, been more work and a lot more travel to promote. She is perfectly happy taking very large checks for making mediocre movies. Jennifer Lopez in "Second Act"/Passed up lead in "A Star Is Born"

365. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/25 **#16**
The Encounter: I like the way this tipster told the story, so am leaving it as is. Quite a few years ago. Fashion week. New York. Was party hopping with a buddy of mine who was a DJ. He was looking to network, I just wanted to enjoy the free drinks and the celebrities. We hit this invite only party pretty late at night. The atmosphere was like something out of one of those old Hollywood movies. You could just tell everyone there was "someone". I was a chain smoker at the time and I immediately grabbed a drink, and ran off to the balcony to smoke. The view from that balcony was indescribable. I just soaked in the wide panoramic view of the cities skyline while I enjoyed my cigarette and gin and tonic. Amazing view. Amazing moment. I turned around to head back in to the party and I saw someone. "Where do I know them from?" I kept thinking to myself. "I KNOW that person from somewhere". And then it hit me who they were. I was standing face to face with one of the biggest celebrities on the planet. Feeling confident with all of the drinks I had been consuming throughout the night, I decided I would go talk to them. And I would mess with them. "Hey, you’re from that big show on TV, right?" The typical "tell me something I don’t know, buddy" eye roll was the only response I received from the celebrity. "I personally think shows like yours are pointless and a waste of time but my friends are BIG fans!!" The celebrity smiled and appeared intrigued. "Big fans of mine, you say?" "HUGE fans! They are excited for the new season. You guys are shooting in Italy, right?". The celebrity then got a very confused look on their face. "Italy? Unless you know something I don’t, I think you are mistaken...". I was going to let it go at this point, but I could tell the celebrity was oddly intrigued so I continued. "Yeah, they’re sending you to Italy.. you, the whole crew.. Pauly D, The Situation...". The celebrity burst out in a roar of laughter for what felt like a few minutes and said "very clever... VERY clever..nobody has EVER used that approach to me before.." the celebrity was smiling from ear to ear. I then acknowledged the celebrity by name and said I was just messing around. The celebrity told me I had a mischievous grin on my face and they sensed I was up to something when I came over. I told them that they looked bored so I figured I would go over and see if I can get a laugh. "You did... and thank you for that" the celebrity replied. We spoke for another 15 minutes or so until my friend came back to get me to hit another party. The celebrity was incredibly nice, incredibly down to earth and to this day, and despite things written about them, I have nothing but good things to say about this person. "Well, see you around, kiddo" I said to the celebrity. And off in the night my friend and I went to our next party and our next adventure... Kim Kardashian

366. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/26
We’re hearing from multiple sources on a regular basis that this B list comedian is getting an incredible bad rep in NYC for his asshole antics and tenacious treatment of staff in restaurants and clubs. "How long until everyone has a terrible story about [name omitted]?" jokes source Sarah Saturday. I just want to see it trending on Twitter. Michael Che; Pete Davidson

Which divorced TV host and father is very public about his fantastic relationship with his gorgeous girlfriend, however on the down low he also has a gorgeous doctor boyfriend? "They have been together for a while but have known each other for years. The boyfriend is married with kids and a regular guest on his fella’s TV show. They are both bisexual and do not want the ladies or the public to know that they are hooking up. Everyone knows they are pals and that they hang out together, but what they don’t know is that these two are have a relationship much closer than most of us have with our doctors!"
Michael Strahan/Kayla Quick/Dr. Ian Smith

368. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#1**
Despite his own involvement in the #MeToo movement, this former A- list mostly television actor who had multiple television shows airing before his scandal, it is not that which has caused him the most public pain. Instead, it was being wasted on coke while speaking at an event. Jeremy Piven (stuns domestic violence and human trafficking survivors by going on foul-mouthed rant after his vulgar and sexual jokes fall flat while hosting charity event)

369. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#2**
I have to give this B list rapper with the horrible name and tattoos some credit for originality. He has for sure found a new way to describe an overdose on sizzurp.
Lil Xan (ate too many "Flamin' Hot Cheetos")

370. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#3**
It goes to show that even though this foreign born B list mostly movie actress took her actor husband back multiple times after beatings and abuse at his hands, he still left her for someone he was cheating on her with. Mia Goth/Shia LaBeouf/FKA twigs

371. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#4**
This interviewer casually outed two foreign members of this now defunct A list boy band. All those fans who wrote thousands of pages of fan fic about the pair have been vindicated. "One Direction" (Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson)

372. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#5**
Speaking of that boy band in #4, another member recently overdosed but is no closer going to rehab than before. Definitely going to die very soon if nothing changes. Zayn Malik

373. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#6**
This foreign born Housewife has no love lost for her co-stars and doesn't care what they think about her at all. She knows no matter what she does or says, she is one of the biggest cogs in the channel's lineups. Lisa Vanderpump ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

374. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#7**
This foreign born permanent A- list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is joining forces with other women paid by this studio to try to rehabilitate this disgraced former A list mostly movie actor who should stay in exile forever. Judi Dench/Kevin Spacey

375. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#8**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: I've been having quiet times lately, trying to get to a grounded (and not kinda-sorta sober but completely so) place, and work through the material for the first dancing boy stage play (which I think I've now figured out, btw - splain later; it's a trilogy in the mode of not just epic theatre but Greek tragedy, with a one act introduction [just like the ancient Greek cycles]). I'm extremely saddened to learn just now of the death of someone I knew in college a few months back (see my most recent tweet). What I said was true: the reason I looked him up was that I'd just begun writing a part for him in the dancing boy saga. Also, did you see who my most recent follower is? Guess I'll be writing him into this thing too. "Dancing Boy"/Stewart Lupton (In early 1997, "Jonathan Fire*Eater" signed with David Geffen's nascent DreamWorks music label)/Nathan Forrest Winters (Victor Salva victim)

376. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#9**
This disgraced A list director likes golden showers. Bryan Singer

377. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#10**
Both this alliterate reality star and the B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister basically have told their significant others they are willing to be publicly humiliated with constant cheating and we will stick with you. Not, private cheating, but in your face everyone in the world knows you have done it and continue to do it, but we are OK with it. Khloé Kardashian (Tristan Thompson)/Sofia Richie (Scott Disick)

378. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#11**
One way to avoid a drug test is to be out of the country while you are using. This appears to be the strategy of the former A- list singer turned sex and drug addict host. Mel B
 (in London)

379. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#12**
After a few months of not drinking, this former A list mostly television actor from multiple hit shows turned celebrity/reality star/reality host is boozing just as big as ever and those were some big booze events. David Hasselhoff

380. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#13**
This B/B- list mostly television actress who is the celebrity offspring of some permanent A listers brought her drug dealer to an event so he could find new clients. Rumer Willis (Shiseido Makeup Launch Party)

381. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#14**
Remember when that foreign born permanent A list model threatened to sue people who said she got work done to her breasts? Then, she got caught in a lie and now would like to play the victim card years later. Gisele Bündchen (before & after)

382. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#15**
That baby daddy identity announcement is coming really soon for the A/A- list actress/writer. Mindy Kaling

383. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/26 **#16**
The Ace Room: Around town it is known by several names, but most commonly it is referred to as The Ace Room after the character Ace in the movie Casino. The Ace Room is actually the guest house of this professional basketball player. He has a long history of this. Back in college, he was known to be the guy you went to if you wanted a bookie. He would take bets on just about anything and made a killing. No one has ever said he wouldn't take bets on his own games, so one does wonder. Currently he doesn't take bets on sports. He says his bankroll isn't big enough to handle the bets his other pro basketball teammates would want to make. Our player is not by any means the leader on his team, but he is not a scrub either. He is in the rotation and gets in every game. If you want to get into this place, you either need to be a professional athlete he knows or a celebrity he knows. Oh, or a woman who wants to get to know the athletes and celebrities. No one else is getting in. There are no agents or managers. There is no one other than the women that get into that guest house that are not known to just about every other person who attends. The Ace Room is a casino. There are slots and electronic games. There are no tables and no dealers. If a player wants to play poker or run a game themselves, they are more than welcome, but it is mostly pumping money into machines. A lot of money. Every night The Ace Room is open, our player makes about $50K in profit. The room is open every night there is a home game and usually the night before if he is in the city. Throughout the rest of the year it is open on weekends and this past weekend saw some of the biggest names ever to attend. This married permanent A++ list athlete was there front and center with a woman who is not his wife. This A+ list mostly movie actor was there. He is technically still married, but there is no reconciliation. Apparently there was a little scuffle because this A list mostly television actor from a very long running hit network show was doing lines of coke with his girlfriend. No drugs are allowed at all. Yes, including pot. If you want to light it up, you have to do it outside. No coke or hard drugs though because a bust would possibly ruin the career of the players. So, the actor was told to leave or dump it out. He dumped it out. This A/A- list mostly television actor who is an Emmy winner/nominee and stars on a very hit ABC show was there and spending big. This A+/A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and married was there and was with another woman as well as his former actor co-star of his from back in the day who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. It kind of makes sense they were there together.
Professional basketball player: Rajon Rondo or Kentavious Caldwell Pope
Team: Lakers
Married permanent A++ list athlete: Michael Jordan or Lebron James
A+ list mostly movie actor/no reconciliation: Brad Pitt
A list mostly television actor from a very long running hit network: Johnny Galecki/Alaina Meyer ("he Big Bang Theory")
A/A- list mostly television actor who is an Emmy winner/nominee and stars on a very hit ABC show: Anthony Anderson ("Black-ish")

Married A+/A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee: Matt Damon
Former actor co-star of his from back in the day who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee: Casey Affleck

384. POPBITCH 09/27
The lead singer of which very credible indie band is moonlighting as the go-to high-end weed dealer for the celebrities of downtown Manhattan?

385. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/27
You only get a limited amount of time for a pitch, so you have to make it count and sell whatever you need to sell in a concise and successful manner. That’s a lesson we all know, right? Evidently not. This A list celebrity had a pitch with a television network recently and instead of selling her show, she went on a mad rant against the executives and Hollywood, and only left after security was called. Welp. That didn’t work. I guess she wants to live life on the blacklist with Charlie Sheen. Rose McGowan

386. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#1**
Don't believe the hype. This foreign born permanent A list athlete in his corner of the sports world is still closeted and is not dating that foreign born celebrity all if you know. Lewis Hamilton/Nicki Minaj

387. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#2**
There is a big rift right now between this former almost A- list mostly movie actress and a very close family member who keeps asking to borrow money from the "boyfriends" of the actress. Lindsay Lohan (mother Dina Lohan files for bankruptcy)

388. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#3**
This alliterate former B+ list mostly television actress with A++ list name recognition has been showing her diva side and complained to one of her friends that she doesn't really like interacting with regular people but considers it part of the job. Meghan (Markle), Duchess of Sussex

389. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#4**
One thing you don't usually see from this former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit ensemble show is the paying the paps. She is doing it though and still trying to convince everyone her marriage is real. Dianna Agron ("Glee")/Winston Marshall

390. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#5**
This married foreign born permanent A+ list athlete recently got some unlike him plastic surgery because he was insecure around his much younger mistress. David Beckham

391. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#6**
The tall alliterate model's reunion with the ex she shares with the A+ list mostly movie actor has not gone over well with a certain A+ list singer.
Model: Karlie Kloss (in Paris)
Ex: Martha Hunt or Toni Garrn (both in Paris)
A+ list actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
A+ list singer: Taylor Swift

392. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#7**
Just when you write about someone being off coke for a long time, they go ahead and make a public spectacle of themselves wasted on coke and booze. Such is the case for this pretty much permanent A lister and her foreign born A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend. Katy Perry/Orlando Bloom ("Monte-Carlo Gala for the Global Ocean" in Monaco)

393. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#8**
With full knowledge of the widow, the relative of the widow keeps on keeping on by taunting the public and trying to do whatever she can to cause trouble and make the "other" side of the family look bad. Oh, and the family member can't even get her facts straight about what happened and how people got to where they got, which means she and the widow were completely out of the loop with the deceased. There was one key person who brought some people together and everyone knew it. Apparently the widow and the family member didn't which proves they were estranged from the deceased. Chris Cornell/Vicky Karayiannis/Toni Karayiannis/Peter Cornell (brother)

394. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#9**
That business reporter must have received some extra special loving in his care package from the celebrity CEO to write that kneepadding spew of kiss assery trying to pass off as a news article. It should have had the #ad and then tagged his sponsor too. That is really important to do in those kinds of relationships. Elon Musk ("SpaceX")

395. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#10**
Three options. Jailed, assassinated, or whisked away to a third country. Everyone, including the subject, his host, and several other nation states know these are the options. It is basically a race between the latter two options. No one thinks the first will ever happen. If the third option occurs, look for this permanent A list female celebrity to meet him there at her first opportunity. Julian Assange/Pamela Anderson

396. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#11**
I wrote about these two a couple weeks ago and things are even getting worse between the foreign born A- list actress and her foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor co-star. This press tour now has them doing as much as possible separately. You get the sense that they just want to say f**k off to each other and be done with it. Claire Foy/Ryan Gosling

397. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#12**
I don't think it would shock any of you that southern politicians of both parties have visited the house on St. Charles. I don't think it would shock any of you that a certain southern Senator who is completely 180 of who he used to be less than a year ago has visited. The thing is, the people who would do the leveraging of him would want something completely different than how he is acting. It makes you think that perhaps the people in charge are willing to sell their product to the highest bidder. Lindsey Graham

398. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#13**
The PR folks for this former A+ list singer turned actress who steals music from those who can't challenge her, have insisted that when possible the singer be referred to as a movie icon. Umm, because of her large body of work in film???? Lady Gaga
 (Lady Gaga’s Incredible Transformation: How She Went From Wild Child to Movie Icon)

399. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#14**
Like father like daughter, this B- list celebrity offspring who only gets that high because she is an offspring of a pair of permanent A+ listers is back on coke again. She has already destroyed two noses and is on her third. Rumer Willis

400. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#15**
Not wanting to be called out for fat shaming is the only reason this former A list tweener television actress turned not much of an adult actress who really wishes she could go back to the Disney Channel and be popular again, is the only reason this athletic gear company decided to let her continue after not seeing her before in person. They hired several former B+ listers to shill and really wanted to fire the former A list tweener. I think she looks good. I saw her the other day. They called her fat. Someone at least had the common sense to not fire her. Ashley Tisdale (Zumba)

401. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27 **#16**
This Has To Stop: A little bit of a rant that will try to be blind. Look, I know that this A list reality star made her fame by having a sex tape released. She has created generational wealth for her family and siblings by making a porn. The thing is though, she was legal. Her partner was legal. I don't think she stresses it enough and I don't think her significant other stresses it enough. There is an entire generation of tweens and teens out there that think if they hook up with someone famous, they too can be like the reality star or whichever of the siblings they idolize. The reality star needs to put her foot down when it comes to her significant other. Over the past three months he has not only publicly supported multiple child molesters and sexual assaulters, but given them work and fretted he had not supported them enough. We already knew how he was helping the convicted child molester get work and get publicity and turning a blind eye when more underage girls were bought around. Based on what the rapper did in the past, the significant other must have known what was likely to happen to those two girls. What isn't known is if the significant other witnessed it and said nothing or just talked himself into the fact they might be legal. I don't know where the parents of those two girls are. Maybe they don't care or maybe they don't know. I do know there are parents of this Disney actress who is way underage but was having sex with the killed rapper (who regularly beat women) and his friend who were basically preying on her. She is now being preyed on by another man. I say man and she is underage and in this case her parents don't care because she is making money. That first friend of the deceased she was raped by is accused of raping another two women. Who supports him and defends him? The significant other of the reality star. The reality star who likes to pretend she stands for women and stands for female empowerment. I don't see it. I don’t see it at all. The rapist being defended by her significant other is also trying to have sex with a 16 year old girl even though he is under fire for the previous rapes. Where is the mother to the 16 year old? Right there with the 16 year old making sure she says the right thing to the rapist so he will want her and want to be with her. The mom is doing the same thing with another half dozen rappers/producers for her own gain and she sees the profit potential for her daughter never mind the costs to her mind or body or future. This has to stop. The reality star needs to stand up to her significant other and say what he is doing is not right. By not doing so, she is enabling. She is showing all the young women out there in the world who look up to her and her siblings that this kind of behavior is OK. It isn't. She can't control what her significant other says, but she can call him out when he says or acts or condones this type of behavior. I will get to Drake another day. Oh, and I'm coming for you too Chris Stokes.
A list reality star: Kim Kardashian
Partner: Ray J
Significant other: Kanye West
Convicted child molester: Tekashi 6ix9ine
Disney actress: Skai Jackson
Killed rapper: XXXTentacion
Friend: A$AP Bari

402. THE GOSSIP LIFE 09/28
Apparently this iconic A list television actress has spoken with her agent about possibly taking a few years off from acting and just focusing on being a full time activist. She has a lot of charm and seems dedicated to her causes, but her agent is advising her against the drastic move right now. Alyssa Milano

403. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#1**
This reality star was pretty quick to pull the trigger on divorce when it was her husband as cheating. Maybe we should tell him about all the times you cheated. Jenni "JWoww" Farley ("Jersey Shore")/Roger Mathews

404. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#2**
Speaking of cheating, this former B+ list athlete turned reality star is cheating on his wife regardless of how much he denies it. Eric Decker/Jessie James

405. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#3**
Apparently the recent arrest of this reality star from a big cable franchise outed him which must come a shock to his wife. Michael Darby/Ashley Darby ("Real Housewives of Potomac")

406. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#4**
This former A- list mostly television actress who really hasn't worked since her hit cable show went off the air couldn't even buy a ticket to a Paris Fashion Week Show. Then, she started sleeping with her current significant other and everyone invited her. Ashley Benson ("Pretty Little Liars")/Cara Delevingne

407. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#5**
Why yes, that was the long time boyfriend of this closeted A list mogul/radio/television star eating dinner with him last weekend while out of town. The beard got the weekend off. Ryan Seacrest (Shayna Taylor)

408. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#6**
This A list singer has switched from just coke to mixing her coke and pills to a higher dose of pills. She is going to end up killing herself with the reckless self-medicating. Ariana Grande

409. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#7**
This late night host now has some company for his frequent bathroom jaunts - this morning show host.

410. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#8**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is still playing the game if a guy agrees to her price he must be long term and tries to corner them into it by having a pap take their picture and splashing it with a story. If only she put this much effort into her career. Iggy Azalea (Playboi Carti)

411. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#9**
This married A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and been acting since her teen years hooked up with her lover while out of the country.

412. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#10**
Our favorite A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit cable show cheated on the actress girlfriend again, this time at the party for the season premiere of the show. Our actor has never met a corner or private space he can't use. Norman Reedus/Diane Kruger (Premiere of "The Walking Dead")

413. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#11**
I saw this reality star from a long running cable franchise with at least one spinoff that most of you hate when I talk about, say something about a miscarriage and that these things happen. Very true. They are also more likely to happen with the amount of drugs you were taking every day even though you knew you were pregnant. Catelynn Baltierra ("Teen Mom")

414. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#12**
I think this east coast Housewife should be glad there is no drug testing. Maybe for her there is though, come to think of it. It wouldn't surprise me. Anyway, that was her with a crack pipe poking up out of her bag while walking down the street this week. See, this is what you get for buying a bag that might look nice, but isn't functional and doesn't have a zipper. Everyone knows your business. Luann de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")

415. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#13**
Apparently last year when the celebrity offspring was still dating the misspelled best part of the week, she brought in this closeted A- list reality star who had one condition and that was that no part of the guy touch her. None. But, yeah, sell me another boyfriend story. Bella Hadid/The Weeknd/Kendall Jenner

416. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#14**
Back in the day this former A+ list mostly movie actor who has been in the A/A- range for fifty years cheated all the time, but it had been awhile since his name popped up. While out of the country this week, he cheated on his long time significant other. From what it looks like, this is a long time girlfriend. Not a one time thing. So, he brought her overseas with him. Kurt Russell (Goldie Hawn) (2018 Ryder Cup at Le Golf National in Paris, France)

417. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#15**
Everyone knows there are ghostwriters for songs or books, but no one ever stops to think there are ghostwriters for cookbooks too. I know she talks a good game, but 95% of the new book was bought and paid for from someone else. Chrissy Teigen ("Cravings: Hungry for More")

418. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28 **#16**
The Author: This former A- list tween actress who was on a very very hit iconic tween show used to be an author. She wrote several self-published books. Her work was legendary within the company. As background, when a manuscript was submitted, it went through an internal "Editorial Evaluation" where an in-house editor would give the manuscript an honest reading. Now, a long version of this is shared with the author to help the author shore up weak parts of the manuscript, and, dirty little secret, to sell the author additional editing and marketing services. (FYI, Self-Publishers NEVER make money on selling books to the public, it's the printing and marketing services that make them money.) A brief overview of the EE would be placed in the internal iUniverse system under the author's name so that the production, editing, marketing and sales teams could access them to get an idea of what additional services they could sell to the author. These evaluations are not available to the author or to the public. These evaluations are either positive, neutral, or critical with the final write-off that the described book is for "friends and family only" which meant they weren’t worth the time to contact for services. I probably read a couple thousand of these evaluations when I was there. None matched the greatness of the first evaluation of the former tween actress. An internal e-mail made the rounds of her editorial evaluations. This was the evaluation from the editor: "This manuscript is horrendous. It is so awful, I am left wondering if the author was seriously trying to write a novel, or if this is a joke on her part to see if she will be able to get this published. For one, she makes up a lot of words, and many of the sentences don’t make a bit of sense. The punctuation is like nothing I’ve ever seen. It is apparent that the author has name recognition; however, publishing this manuscript would not only be an injustice to her fans, but it is my opinion that it would tarnish her reputation as a well-respected actress. I did my best to be tactful and provide the author with helpful information. Though my inclination was to X off every No column, I did manage to throw in a few Yes’s. However, these are very weak. I would have no objection if a decision is made to change them. It is my opinion that this manuscript would not currently benefit from any of the suggested services. Though, given the circumstances that the author is insistent this manuscript go to press, I would at the very least suggest a Content Edit and a Cover Copy Polish. This recommendation is more out of the desire to protect the IUniverse label than anything else." This was the evaluation of her 2nd book: "When the assignment instructions included the statement that "the author states that the comma use is a stylistic choice," I assumed (uh-oh) that it dealt with the serial comma. Hah! No ... it means the author uses a comma after EVERY word! Every, one, like, this. We've already tried to dissuade the author from this style with her first book, so she should probably just move to publication."
Lark Voorhies Lark Voorhies ("Saved By the Bell") ("True Light": A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation.) ("Trek of the Cheshire": A, Masterful, Journey, Into, The, Aquadrant, Times, Of, Author, Lark Voorhies. An, Elective, Abbreviate, That, Casts, Trace, Above, Known, Entitlements, 'Pon, Astloe, Monuments, To, Date.)

419. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#1**
According to the ex before the ex, one of the reasons this A list singer passed on a gig is she needs a break from the 24/7 clinging of her boyfriend which is why she has spent so much time talking to the ex before the ex. Ariana Grande/Big Sean/"SNL" season premiere/Pete Davidson

420. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#2**
One of the reasons this former A list dual threat actor who comes from a sprawling family of comic actors is going to court is because his celebrity ex spends all her child support money on drugs and trying to stay famous. Damon Wayans Jr./"Basketball Wives" star Aja Metoyer

421. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#3**
This B+/B list mostly movie actress said during a press tour that other women in Hollywood treated her badly. Yeah, because when you were younger you kept going after the women's husbands. Our actress famously had long long long affair with this permanent A+/A list mostly movie actor. Sanaa Lathan( Denzel Washington)

422. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#4**
Acting on a tip from someone all of you know about two dozen videos and hundreds of photos of underage teens having sex with this A- list convicted child molester, the police and feds raided his home. It was way more than they suspected. tekashi69

423. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#5**
This A- list pro athlete is looking for an excuse to not fight in the near future because he knows he will fail any drug test. He can't stop using. Jon Jones/ Daniel Cormier

424. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#6**
This A+ list reality star basically admitted this week that none of her children were naturally conceived. Well, unless you want to count the first one, but that was a different dad, so.... Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush)

425. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#7**
This for now still an A list rapper laid into her assistant on an international flight. Why? Well, because the assistant didn't want to go to jail for drug smuggling so tossed the rapper's coke in the trash before heading into the airport. The rapper wanted some during the flight and reminded the assistant about it every 30 minutes. Cardi B

426. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#8**
Showing once again the vice grip that the mafia from her country has on this foreign born permanent A list athlete, they are using her company as a way to not only ship drugs between countries but also launder a lot of money. I feel for her until I remember she used those same people to help make her way up to the top with some money given to the right people. Maria Sharapova (Russia) ("Sugarpova")

427. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29 **#9**
This is what happens when you don't end up getting drug tested until the last two weeks of the season. When your career and contract are all because of the steroids you started taking when you switched teams, it shouldn't come as a shock that you revert to the crap player you were before the switch when you can't juice all year because you didn't get tested yet. The team probably knows. Should be fun paying out the rest of that contract. Chris Davis ("Baltimore Orioles")

428. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#1**
There is nothing more this late night drug addict would like than to tie himself to his A list girlfriend for life whether by hook or by crook. So, don't believe what he says are "jokes,"are actually jokes. Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande (replacing birth control pills with tick tacks)

429. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#2**
As I told you before all those tickets went on sale and had confirmed many many times since, you were playing the lottery whether this former A list singer solo and in a group would show up to perform. The former actress loves partying way more than performing and all the stars have to align to get her on stage. Lauryn Hill (cancels show due to a cold)

430. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#3**
When you are just below Footman #3 in the credits they don't even let you usually walk the red carpet, unless of course you are this foreign born mostly movie actor who had a PR team worthy of an A+ lister make people think he was the star. Look what happens when you have an A+ list singer you call your girlfriend. Joe Alwyn/Taylor Swift ("The Favourite")

431. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#4**
She wasn't paid to go yachting while she was in the country famous for it. That doesn't mean she didn't have a line of suitors all eager to replace her last boyfriend. The stories he told about her were legendary which is why he tried so hard to win her back. Once you get on her bad side though, there is no coming back from it, at least intimately. Rihanna (in Dubai)
 (Hassan Jameel)

432. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#5**
First, the victim left this hit pay cable show. Now, the person who was behind it all is also leaving the show. The gap between departures was supposed to make it look like they were unrelated. It will be interesting to see if the show can survive the two departures.
Show: "The Affair"
First departure: Ruith Wilson
Second departure: Joshua Jackson

433. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#6**
That cheating husband to a A- list celebrity says he isn't giving up on winning the celebrity back, but when you are swiping right on women and inviting them to your place, it seems like the effort isn't really there. JWoww ("Jersey Shore")/Roger Mathews

434. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#7**
There is no way this A list singer can go on tour right now. Her label and her management team and promoters want her out here supporting her record. They have experience keeping people sober enough to perform. She wants no part of it though and it is costing everyone millions of dollars. Ariana Grande

435. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30 **#8**
Apparently this newly "married" couple who did it for the cameras are not even living together. The actress/reality star gave one story while her "husband" gave another. Oh, the look she gave him when he got the story wrong to reporters. Denise Richards ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Aaron Phypers

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Last updated:  November 29, 2019